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THE LESSON OF CORONAVIRUS Coronavirus is the word on everyoneâ€™s lips right now. I guess itâ€™s why most of them are wearing masks. The other day I made the mistake of booking a flight back from Sydney to the Gold Coast on the international leg destined for Tokyo. I was blown away by how many people were masked up. Iâ€™m not a catastrophist. When you live in the most unimmunised town in Australia you get used to living with episodic contagion. You donâ€™t need masks when you have a belief system, a bag of crystals, and an impenetrable aura of patchouli and underarm. The airport was like being in a film about the end of the world when the disease hits that turns us all into zombies. Although looking at politics at the moment Iâ€™d say the zombies are already here and appear to be running the country. Just have a squiz at Barnaby â€“ heâ€™s the poster boy for the walking dead. The proliferation of masked up travellers looked like a whole lot of medical staff had been mid-surgery and then decided to catch a flight. I half expected someone to suddenly yell â€˜scalpelâ€™. Some even had the P2â€™s on â€“ the serious masks. That has a definite apocalyptic feel. Or a bondage feel. Or both. At 7am at Sydney international airport on a Sunday morning, when youâ€™ve had to go through security and empty out your liquids just to get to the Gold Coast, thereâ€™s a definite end-of-the-world vibe. I find the masks a bit over-the-top (pun intended). They incite fear. I have been told that a lot of people wear them because theyâ€™re unwell and they donâ€™t want to pass anything on. I have a better and more effective solution: If you donâ€™t want to pass anything on, then donâ€™t travel when youâ€™re sick. Isolation is better than a flimsy fabric mask any day. And besides, masks arenâ€™t actually that effective. If you want to do something to stop passing on disease, then wash your hands! Most people pick up illness from hand transmission. You might have your face covered, but itâ€™s what you touch that will make you sick: hand rails, chairs, touch screens, your genitals. The airports now are full of touch-screens â€“ perfect disease vectors. You might as well lick them clean after use if you donâ€™t wash your hands. Iâ€™ve had small babies in a town full of whooping cough â€“ it gives you great hand-washing hygiene. Itâ€™s amazing how powerful soap and water actually is. Doctors didnâ€™t actually know about hand-washing until the mid 1800â€™s when Semmelweis suggested doctors wash their hands between their duties in the morgue and popping upstairs to the obstetrics clinic, where the doctorâ€™s wards had three times the mortality of the midwivesâ€™ wards. They thought he was crazy â€“ they refused to accept his findings because it confronted the beliefs of science and medicine at the time. Ironically, the father of this model of epidemiologically-driven strategies to prevent infection, died of sepsis. Clearly one of the doctors on the ward hadnâ€™t got the handwashing message. Rather than fearing Coronavirus and using it as a chance to racially profile and re-ignite hostility and fear toward those whom we perceive as â€˜riskyâ€™ i.e. people of Asian appearance â€“ perhaps we need to see this as an opportunity for the globe to s l o w d o w n. Maybe instead of calling it â€˜quarantineâ€™ we could call it â€˜Vipassanaâ€™. And instead of just people who have been to China doing it, maybe the whole world coud do it â€“ in solidarity. Imagine if we all just stopped. A three-week, world-wide Vipassana retreat. No travelling. No working. No shopping. No socialising. No speaking. Just being . Weâ€™d not only kill Coronavirus, weâ€™d kill capitalism â€“ the true cause of deadly illness, inequity and injustice. Itâ€™s hard to spread a disease when the human vector is in Vipassana. It would be a chance for the entire world to re-examine who we are. Where we are going? Whatâ€™s the point? Our hospital admissions would drop as rapidly as our carbon emissions.
LIVE C MUSIC NOCK, WILSON, ZWARTZ & STUART On Sunday 23 February at the Byron Theatre, Bay FM will present jazz quartet legends Nock, Wilson, Zwartz & Stuart as part of their This World album tour. This World is the stunning debut release from the brand-new collaborative band formed by four of Australiaâ€™s most established and celebrated improvisers â€“ Mike Nock, Hamish Stuart, Julien Wilson and Jonathan Zwartz. New Zealand born pianist/composer Mike Nock (ONZM) is one of the acknowledged masters of jazz in Australasia. Jonathan Zwartz (also originally from NZ), and Sydney native, Hamish Stuart, form one of Australiaâ€™s great musical partnerships. Melbourne saxophonist, Julien Wilson, has been awarded the National Jazz Award, The Freedman Fellowship for Jazz, APRA/AMCOS Art Music Award, and a Bell Award for Australian Jazz Musician of the Year. In December 2018 the quartet gathered in the basement of a cosy inner-Sydney restaurant to play two sets of jazz standards for an intimate crowd. This event marked their first performance as a quartet, and the four-way chemistry was immediately evident. This World tour, Sunday 23 February, 6pm. Tickets from Byron Theatre: $35 byroncentre.com.au
During moments of strife and â€˜dis-easeâ€™, check your ďŹ‚ow and redirect your focus to that which is naturally good.â€?
TUNES WITH NOONS Five times ARIA-winning singer songwriter Katie Noonan has just announced her upcoming mini-album release Late Night Tunes with Noons, sharing her interpretation of iconic Australian songs, as well as featuring a new original song I Found You. The idea started when Katie posted a short video on Instagram of her learning a Hunters and Collectors classic for an upcoming event. After garnering such a strong response from fans, Katie created a late-night video series where she interprets some of her favourite Aussie songs from across multiple decades in her intimate and dynamic style. Katie presents her take on Tones and I, Emma Louise, Jarryd James, Jordan Rakei, Hunters & Collectors, Cold Chisel and Powderfinger. Katieâ€™s sublime voice transports each of these covers to a new place, captured by Muso TV â€“ Katie also recorded a live video series to share each performance in its most intimate state. Katie Noonan plays at The Brunswick Picture House, Saturday 22 February. Tix brunswickpicturehouse.com
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