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What were they thinking? Introducing the 4-year undergraduate programme?

As if teaching these hooligans for 3 years wasn’t bad enough?

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Do not follow numerology. Its hokum. How can anyone predict the future by looking at numbers? Crazy superstition. Anyway, you will meet your soul mate this Friday.


The planet Saturn has just entered the second house. I have no idea what this means but people generally gasp when this happens, so must be something big.


You will complete all your pending projects this week. No, I have not lost my mind. Okay fine, I was kidding. You won’t finish any.


You are going to die an excruciatingly painful death this Friday. Ergo, choose a painless, suitable way and let their be no Friday.


You will lose the ability to lie for an entire week. Do not indulge in any sort of conversation with anyone. Honesty maybe the best policy but that doesn’t mean its a healthy one.


Do the Zeppathon. The Zeppathon involves listening to all 8 Led Zeppelin albums back to back. You might just find space in heaven.


You know how they say, save for the rainy day, while the sun shines, make hay, If Rakhi Sawant hits on you, look gay.


You will meet a famous person this Friday at Satya Niketan. You may not recognise him. After all, Deshdrohi is not everybody’s cup of tea.


Maineka Gandhi will catch you devouring on chicken this week. She will let the PETA loose on you. And for the last time, PETA is not a magazine containing photos of hot nude females. It is involved in other activities too.

DU Beat Issue: April 3rd - 9th, 2013  
DU Beat Issue: April 3rd - 9th, 2013  

e version of the print edition of DU Beat