"THE MORPHEUS DEVICE" is the World's first CREDIBLE, PRACTICAL, & yet SIMPLE design for a COMPACT instrumentality for RECORDING Human nocturnal DREAMS in real-time. This is NO cockamamie 'RUBE GOLDBERG DREADLOCKS MACHINE' --- with scores of unkempt electrodes & wires DANGLING from one's snoozing NOGGIN! Indeed, "THE MORPHEUS DEVICE" elaborates the only FEASIBLE way our NIGHTLY DREAMS can be easily, accurately, & rapidly RECORDED in maximum, full-color, HD resolution, FOR ALL TIME. Then PLAYED-BACK at one's leisure for PROFOUND emotional, psychological, intellectual, philosophical, spiritual, and/or artistic EDIFICATION on an EPOCHAL scale! And for just $25,000,000 (US), you can PURCHASE outright all design, reproduction, publishing, manufacturing, sales, TV, cable, screenplay, movie, Internet, pod-casting, & otherwise LEGAL RIGHTS to the watershed "THE MORPHEUS DEVICE" (Dream Recording Machine) Invention Proposal. (See Proposal, Pg. 37.) Thank you, and PLEASANT nightmares to all!