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OPEN HOUSES : Sat. 5/9 & Sun. 5/10 AMAGANSETT 6DWǧSP %HDFK3OXP&Wǧ Spectacular oceanviews surrounded by national parkquality Dunescape. 5,600 sq.ft., 5 BR, 5.5 BA, 3 ďŹ replaces & 2-car garage. Heated gunite pool w/poolhouse/bar area. Part of a seven lot oceanfront enclave sharing 27 acres of pristine oceanfront. Dir: On Montauk Hwy. thru Amagansett village on the right before Cyril’s. Excl. F#47613 | Web#H0147613.


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(DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP /DXUHO+LOOǧ Enrich your life in this new 6BRs, 6+BAs Traditionalstyle nicely sited on 1.70 acres. Striking highlights in this welcoming two-story include basement and attractive pool. 4 ďŹ replaces. Be sure to see this comfortable home! Excl. F#67684 | Web#H13962.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP 2OG0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ The best buy south of the hwy. This home sits on .85 of an acre and enjoys a great deal of privacy. 3 BR & 2 BA w/full basement, gracious living room w/ďŹ replace & ooded w/light. Large private backyard & pool with lots of decking. Very close to the ocean beach. Excl. F#68886 | Web#H52928.


BRIDGEHAMPTON )UL 6DWǧDPSP 6XUIVLGH'Uǧ Luxuriate in the sea breezes and panoramic views of the Atlantic from this oceanfront 4 BR, 3 BA home, situated on a large 1.3 acre parcel, with 125 ft. of ocean frontage. Tremendous expansion potential! Co-Excl. F#58842 | Web#H0158842.

(DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP 0HFR[5Gǧ Exceptional, private 30 acre property. Post & beam charming barnstyle house with 3 BRs, 3 BAs, den, 2 story living room, ďŹ nished basement, large family room, full ba & ofďŹ ce with pool on an acre, and adjoining 29.3 acre horse farm. Exclusive. F#67807 | Web#H0146714.

WATERMILL 6DWǧSP 0HFR[5Gǧ MagniďŹ cent 29.3 acre horse farm with 7 stall barn, heated tack room, 5 pony stalls. Polo ďŹ eld, paddocks in very private setting.Post & Beam Barnstyle house on one acre with pool adjacent to farm available (for $3.8 M ) to create a 30 acre estate. All one block to the ocean. Excl. F#67807 | Web#H44.


6DWǧDPSP &RSHFHV/Qǧ 4 BR, 2 BA chalet with light-ďŹ lled water views, and rolling terrain, across the street from Halsey Marina in beautiful Three Mile Harbor. Also available for rent, $35k. Dir. Mtk Hwy to North Main St. bear left at Three Mile Harbor Sign 1 mi. to Copeces. Excl. F#68334 | Web#H14429.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP $FFDERQDF5Gǧ Converted and expanded into ultra-charming compound. 2 BR, 2 BA main house with pool is hedged from sweet one BR, one BA cottage replete with kitchen and living room with ďŹ replace. Gardens are mature and this home is so very close to Village. Dir: 3rd house on right after collins Ave. Excl. F#66774 | Web#H24606.


SAGAPONACK 6DWǧSP /RQJ3RQG7UDLOǧ Modern 4 BRs, 1.7 acres, light ďŹ lled, central air, pool, spacious. North off Montauk Hwy onto Sagg Rd. just after crossing small bridge veer Left at the fork onto Toppings Path, 1st left on Haines Path, right on Long Pond Trail. Excl. F#56651 | Web#H0156651.


Hands Creek Association two blocks from Three Mile Harbor beach, Surrounded by waterfront homes, featuring three levels of living space. Also for rent - 35k full season. 3 br., 2 bths, gunite pool. Mtk Hwy, North on Stephan Hands left on Hands Creek, Right on Clamshell, left on Scallop. Excl. F#66654 | Web#H14967.



Historic village home on a large lot with room for a pool. Built in 1825, this vintage home is convenient to the village beach, marina, shops, theatre, and restaurants. A must see. Excl. F#64429 | Web#H12731.

*LRLD'L3DROR 6DWǧSP 'LYLVLRQ6Wǧ Located in the heart of the Historic District and a short distance to Main Street. 3 BRs, 1 BA and a great detached artist’s studio and BA. Ivy covered, and enclosed all season front porch adjoins the living room with gas burning ďŹ replace, large eat-in kit. and separate dining room, mudroom/storage room that overlooks the maturely landscaped patio. F#63016 | H54244.



Irresistible waterfront value & price! Fabulous bayfront home has manicured grounds surrounding an oversized heated pool with tumbled stone patio. MagniďŹ cent bay views. Has a boat dock with double jet ski ramps. This home boasts CAC, skylights, hardwood ooring, 3BRs, 2 BA and more. F#68364 | Web#H17169.



MONTAUK 6XQǧDPSP 2OG0RQWDXN+Z\6DOW6HDǧ 4 BR, 4.5 bth, 3,600 sq.ft. corner unit villa, has wide-plank hardwood oors, granite kit. countertops, AAA appliances. Bths feature custom tiles with ďŹ ttings by Waterworks. Upgraded with many additional amenities. Co-Excl. F#67395 | Web#H20840.



Appreciate Hamptons style in this Gambrel-style, 5 BR, 4.5-BA home. Designed for gracious living with vaulted ceilings, double-height windows, great room, professionalgrade kitchen, family room, 3 ďŹ replaces, patios & heated, gunite pool. Excl. F#60420 | Web#H35711.





3-story Gambrel home in Southampton hilltop location. 9350 sq. ft., 8 en suite BRs, plus powder rm, gourmet kitchen, FDR, 2 family rms, 3 fplcs, lower level w/ gym, sauna, & bar. Decks & patios, gunite pool, 3-car garage, landscaping, the works. Excl. F#56939 | Web#H0156939.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP 6XQǧSP 3DUULVK3RQG&W:ǧ Southampton Savor life in this brand-new 5 BR 4+BA Traditional. Spacious great room, secluded den, library, family room, formal dining room. 3 ďŹ replaces heated gunite pool, 3 car garage. 6,000 sq.ft. of living space on 1.4 acres. Classic hospitality. Excl. F#62298 | Web#H35715.

Appreciate Hamptons style in this Gambrel-style, 5 BR, 4.5-BA home. Designed for gracious living with vaulted ceilings, double-height windows, great room, professionalgrade kitchen, family room, 3 ďŹ replaces, patios & heated, gunite pool. Excl. F#60420 | Web#H35711.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP 1DURG%OYGǧ Renovated,shingledtraditional-stylehomeintopwaterfront community. 5 BRs, 4BAs, 3 ďŹ replaces, modernized kitchen, light-ooded FDR, sitting & living rooms. Landscaping, gunite pool. Excl. F#62539 | Web#H53472.


WESTHAMPTONBEACH 6XQǧSP 'XQH5G8QLWǧ Gated bay front condominium on Dune Rd., Westhampton Beach with every amenity. Custom home features two master suites, and 3,200 sq. ft. of interior space plus 2,500 sq. ft. of mahogany decking. F#69089 | Web#H17522.

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP 'XQH5G8QLWǧ Developer is having a Spring Sale on 2 Units. Call for details. New 10 unit luxury condo community has it all: bayfront location, private beach access, pook, ďŹ tness center and marina- come and visit and make an offer. Luxurious ammenities and details. Year round setting. Dir: Take WHB Bridge to Dune Rd going West. F#68082 | Web#H11848.





New 7 BR, 7+ BA Traditional Estate! This engaging Estate provides home theatre, 3 ďŹ replaces, pool, pool house, spa and Tiki hut. Permits for tennis. Co-Excl. F#67120 | Web#H22319.

Priced to sell. Secluded 5 BR, 3+ BA post modern, set on 1.60 acres. A jacuzzi, pool/guest house, inviting pool, plus tennis court, make for great entertaining. Updated kitchen and appliances. Hardwood & tile oors. Also a newlyďŹ nished, legal 1 BR apartment. F#66219 | Web#H45265.

Village, south of the highway, designer’s own Queen Anne Victorian on .5 acres with mature landscaping, 12x60 pool, pool house. 2 blocks to Main St., 5 blocks to ocean, gourmet eat-in kitchen, library, study, dining room, 3BRs and 3BAs. Excl. Dir: Hampton Rd. to Lewis. F#234579 | Web#H17206.





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The radar tower at Montauk, pointing...

Montauk Trouble Officials Investigate Why Abandoned Radar Dish Turns Some By Dan Rattiner Last Wednesday morning, police received a call from a citizen who lives in the Camp Hero housing development just one mile from the giant 11story abandoned military radar tower saying that when he woke up he observed that the dish atop the tower had moved about 90 degrees counterclockwise from where it had been the night before. When he went to bed, it was pointing to the northwest as it always has. When he woke up, it was pointed to the northeast. It has not moved at all since 1966, this man said, since it had served its final day for the Air Force and was decommissioned. He thought it startling that the dish was now turned in another direction. The call was transferred to the Montauk Police Annex in the center of downtown Montauk where an officer was dispatched to the scene. The dish was indeed pointing to the northeast. Even though this officer was a longtime Montauk resident, he could not remember if that was different from the direction it always pointed. He thought that perhaps the caller was playing a trick on him and that it had always pointed to the northeast. He went to see the caller, Howard Edelstein, who was adamant that he had seen it move. And so, the officer asked around. Nine people said that even though the dish looms over the landscape at

110 feet, they never noticed before which way it pointed. But one old timer, Max McLaughlin, said he remembered that it pointed northwest and when he looked at it, he became agitated and said that it very definitely had moved. This radar tower, part of the Cold War, was designed and erected shortly after the World War II to act as a deterrent and possible early warning system in the event of incoming Soviet nuclear missiles. Nearly 150 airmen lived at the

the scene since it was now believed that it had indeed moved, and that it might have come loose from its moorings up there atop its concrete tower. The tower rises 90 feet with the steel dish 20 feet high and 40 feet wide atop it. Ladders were put up to the side of the tower. But they did not reach far enough up, and so it was decided to abandon the fire department effort because the dish might be tipsy and dangerous and possibly come down on top of everybody at any time and what could they accomplish up there anyway? As a result of this, the fire department and police put a police cordon around the base of the tower until the Parks Department could dispatch experts to deal with the situation, which was scheduled for Friday. The dish did not move at all on Wednesday night or Thursday, but on Friday morning it was found that the dish was facing southeast, another counter clockwise move of 90 degrees. Again, it had apparently moved during the night. A team of 15 experts from the New York City Bridge and Flange Repair Company arrived in three trucks on Friday around noon. It was a warm day and there was a big crowd of people behind the police barrier out there to watch. Men in helmets with climbing equipment and pickax-

When he went to bed, it was pointed northwest. When he woke up, it was pointed northeast. base, monitoring air traffic with the dish, from 1956 to 1966. Later that day, police made a further call to an official at the New York State Park Commission office in Sayville, who said they had checked the plans and since the radar tower and the support housing had been made into a state park exhibit in 2002, it had been pointed to the northwest. The Montauk Fire Department was called to

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DAN'S PAPERS, May 8, 2009 Page 18

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es spent an hour atop the tower and said the dish showed no sign of being moved whatsoever and that the heavy bolts, though rusted a bit, were still holding it in position fast and there was no danger of it falling or coming loose whatsoever. “It’s as solid as a rock,” the foremen from NYCBFRC said. At the suggestion of a Montauk war veteran at the scene, retired Air Force Colonel George Pincus, who said he had known air force officers who worked at the Air Force Base (which he said was the 772nd) in the 1960s, it was decided to put a call out to experts in the military who, with blueprints of the interior of the tower, could go inside to see what was causing the movement. To that end, the plywood covers of the doorframes to the tower were removed. A police cordon remained at the tower all Friday night and on Saturday morning. Through the good offices of the Coast Guard Air Rescue Squadron at the Gabreski Airport in Westhampton, Army Engineers were contacted with the original plans and about a dozen experts came out in helicopters on Saturday afternoon to go inside the interior of the concrete base to determine what had come loose. The experts spent a day inside and came out with the report that everything inside was frozen solid and it was impossible for anything to move to make the dish turn. “We are back to ground zero,” said Chief Fred Button of the East Hampton Town Police, who was leading the investigation. Saturday night, a team of 10 police officers and detectives remained on an all night vigil at the

radar tower. The dish did not move Saturday night. On Sunday night, the police took a different approach. Feeling that perhaps local teenagers were involved in this as a prank, the cordon was removed and plainclothesmen were dispatched to loiter at the scene all night, some disguised as campers on the beach, others as fishermen or hikers. Three went to some of the homes in the Camp Hero development where some homeowners had volunteered to allow them to conduct a vigil from the attics of their homes all night. It was hoped they would catch the perpetrators in the act. But the tower did not move that night. On Monday, East Hampton Town Supervisor Bill McGintee ordered the stakeout to be discontinued “for budgetary reasons,” is what he said. East Hampton Town finances are in a shambles. They need to save every penny. “Nothing is coming of this,” he told a press conference Monday afternoon. On Tuesday morning, it was found that the radar dish had moved from southeast to northwest to point to where it was when all this activity began six days earlier. As we go to press, everyone is waiting with bated breath today, Tuesday, to see what is going to happen tonight. “Frankly, I’m scared,” said Paul Peterson, who lives on South Edgemere Road in Montauk. For up to the minute information about the movement or the lack of movement of the Montauk Radar Tower dish, go to

Louis F. Spero, Project Manager, Facilities Design & Construction at Stony Brook Southampton, was killed in an automobile accident on Wednesday afternoon, April 29, on Sunrise Highway in Westhampton. He was 60 years old. Spero’s pick up truck was hit by a 2001 Chrysler driven by Paul Nelson, 35, who was found to be under the influence of drugs. Spero lost control of his vehicle, which flipped in the center median. Spero, who regularly traveled between Stony Brook’s two campuses, oversaw many projects, including the restoration of the campus Windmill, which involved extensive research and creativity. The blades were restored by hand using specially picked spruce trees, trucked in from outside the region. Spero, led the renovation of Atlantic Hall, previously a library when this property was owned by LIU, and his nuances and care for preserving the history of the building are prevalent. Most consider his most remarkable work — his masterpiece — to be the renovation of the Avram Theater (see related article on Page 19). According to colleagues, Spiro was detail oriented, and an excellent team leader who cared deeply about his workers while nurturing their best work and instilling pride in craftsmanship.


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DAN'S PAPERS, May 8, 2009 Page 19

Look What’s Happening! Southampton College Becoming Major “Green” Institution By Dan Rattiner Much of the effort of this newspaper during the last five years has been aimed at coaxing the State University system to take over what had become the crumbling wreck of the Southampton campus of Long Island University. LIU, out of money and ideas, was about to abandon the 200-hundred acre Southampton campus upon which, with high hopes in a previous era, it had built nearly 40 brick buildings to house 1,500 students. Its new and last idea, now, was to sell the failed school to a real estate developer. Everything would be bulldozed down. There would be 20 residences, all with ocean views. The life and times of this school, whose population

represented a significant component of the economy of Southampton Village, would be no more. Of course, this newspaper was only one among many who fought and banged the drum to get SUNY to come in and take this mess over. Among the many leaders who led this effort were Congressman Tim Bishop, who had been the provost of the old college, State Assemblyman Fred Thiele, State Senator Ken LaValle and so many civic, business and media leaders I could not possibly name them all. The person everyone wanted to persuade was Shirley Strum Kenny, the longtime chancellor of the State University of Stony Brook, a 15,000student university campus 50 miles to our west.

Kenny needed no persuading. But she needed to get all her ducks in a row to persuade the State of New York to fund the effort. It would cost a $100 million or more. Well, as I am sure you know, there is no housing development. One and a half years ago, the sale was made. LIU was gone, its leaders tarred and feathered and tied to an outbound railroad train. And in came the people from Stony Brook, filled with ideas and energy and the means to make them come true. Construction crews were on the campus as they cut the ribbon. Last Tuesday, for two hours, I was given a tour of the premises by officials from the school. The (continued on next page)

CAR VANDALISM & BURGLARIES IN EAST HAMPTON By Dan Rattiner East Hampton was hit with a series of car related attempted burglaries, hate crimes and vandalism during the month of April. At night on Saturday, April 4, more than 20 residents reported car damage in East Hampton Town on Gerard Drive, Woodbine Drive, Springs Fireplace Road and Whalebone Landing Road. Meanwhile, in East Hampton Village there were reports of damage to six cars that night on the Circle off Main Street, Cooper Lane and the parking lot behind Main Street. How many other attacks occurred that night without having been reported is

unknown. All damage was similar enough for the two police department to attribute it to several people working together. Windows and windshields were smashed with heavy objects, mirrors were ripped off, car doors were keyed and in two cases, attempts were made to pry open the doors to expensive locked cars, apparently using crowbars, for the purpose of stealing what was inside. Two cars were declared total losses, one that belongs to a local architect, the other to a local nurse. Further damage was done to a car on Gerard Drive the following Saturday night, April 11,

and still another act of vandalism took place to a parked car on Gerard Drive on Monday, April 20. On at least one occasion, an obscenity was written with a sharp object three feet high on the side of a car, the job going right down to the metal. The cars damaged are both expensive and inexpensive models. There seems to be no distinction made between the two. It is disturbing to think that some sick individual or individuals would do this. Police note that the first of these attacks occurred on the Saturday night of the beginning of the local high school’s spring vacation. They say they (continued on page 32)

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tour would end with my meeting the new dean, Mary C. Pearl, in her office for lunch. Then I would go home. To say what has happened here is beyond my wildest dreams would be an understatement. The impact this place is going to have on the Hamptons is extraordinary. I almost cried with joy when I completed this tour. For the rest of this article, I willll tell you what I saw. SUNY has hit the ground running. The new freshman class will arrive in just five months. The school will be ready. Our first stop was the huge, but never completed, college library. Construction on it had begun four years ago by LIU. And then it was abandoned. Whatever LIU had intended to do has been torn out. The new college started the inside over, and when I toured it with a hardhat, here at the end of April, there were probably 60 workmen inside, putting together what the new college had in mind at a sort of fast trot. The building will be done before summer is out. I was walked through the college by construction project manager, Lou Spero. The first floor features an enormous classroom 40 by 80 feet, which, using moving partitions, can be divided into either two or three smaller classrooms. There is a computer room and some back offices. On the second floor, there is the entry from the college lawn, a glass lobby, a café, reception, and behind it, a big open study area with a high ceiling and a balcony running above it along one long wall. This third floor balcony is adjacent to a lounge, more classrooms, offices and confer-

ences rooms for faculty. Books and reference? This is the 21st century. Other than the private papers from the Pollock-Krasner House in East Hampton and other important collections, all will be accesse by computer, with Stony Brook’s enormous 1 million-book library 50 miles away. In front of this big library was the old original library for LIU that was now being replaced. It has been remodeled and is open and functioning as Atlantic Hall. It is the student resources center and inside there is the dean of students, a counseling and planning center, career services, health services and other student facilities. We went to the Avram Theatre, where I met Leonard Ziembiewicz, the theatre manager, and Mark Fasanella, the gallery curator. The entire 300-seat theatre has been completely remodeled. Where there was cinderblock, there is now polished wood. Where there were antiquated audiovisual lighting with projection done from a booth, there is still the booth, but the heart of the operation now is a state-of-the-art remote controlled projection computer that hangs over the audience from the high ceiling. It consists of two digital 4000 lumen video projectors, which create one extremely sharp and bright image on the big silver screen that can lower from the top of the stage. The stage itself and back stage are all new and shortly there will begin summer theatre — there will be a troupe in residence — and then all sorts of performances and shows almost every night during the school year, including a literature conference, Pianofest, a lecture series (climate change and marine science prominently) a Southampton children’s literature playwriting

studio (with a grade school in Southampton), an ensemble studio theatre group doing new works, film festivals and the annual Writer’s Conference, held every summer for the past six years, one of the few bright spots created for this school by LIU. The lobby gallery has been redone. There is a new gallery now, created just off it. All the classrooms are refurbished and in the theatre itself, the old seating is gone. Now there are 300 new seats. There is also a new stage. The Student Center is another surprise. Two years ago, the directors of a play I wrote held a rehearsal in this filthy, dimly lit, loud, cinderblock establishment offering hamburgers and hot dogs. It has been completely remodeled, and the overriding feeling in it now is openness, glass, light, foliage and wood. Gone are the hot dogs and chips. Now the cafeteria steam tables, overseen by a chef with a degree from the Culinary Institute, produces wraps, hummus, freshly baked goods and smoothies. Welcome to the world of healthy food and green recycling. (What look like disposable plastic knives, forks and spoons were in fact spudware, reusable utensils made from potatoes.) A lounge area featured a Ping-Pong table, a pool table, a TV and some sofas. Behind one glass wall is the wellness center, weights and barbells and exercise machines. Behind another glass wall is the bookstore. The school is pondering sweatshirts that might read Stony Brook Southampton, its new name. Everything new being built is “green.” We vis(continued on page 34)

DAN'S PAPERS, May 8, 2009 Page 21

Restaurant Battle Who Owns Madame Tong’s? Dispute on Front Lawn in SH By Dan Rattiner Last week, I wrote a story about a restaurant in Sag Harbor that fell into my hands because the prior owner failed to pay for his advertising in Dan’s Papers. I’d taken him to court. He ignored court. The judge gave his decision to the sheriff and he ignored that. There was an auction outside his front door and he ignored that. So there, when the sheriff told me that I could have the restaurant for the money owed, I took it. Now there was a journalist who couldn’t even boil water owning a restaurant. I got out of that as soon as I could. Free at last. There are lots of restaurant stories.

Long ago, I was in a restaurant in Bridgehampton having steak and fries one evening when the kitchen caught fire and soon, with lights flashing and horns blaring outside, the firemen arrived and proceeded to lay hose between the tables. “Excuse me, excuse me,” one of the firemen said. White smoke was soon billowing out from the swinging doors to the kitchen. After that came the burnt wet stink. Our waiter appeared. “At the end of the meal,” he said proudly, “the owner wishes to offer you dessert on the house.” A few years later — I wasn’t there when

this happened — at a restaurant in Montauk on Labor Day weekend, the owner came out of the kitchen, stood on a chair and announced to his packed house of diners chattering away that everybody should get out, he’d had it and he was going home. “It’s all no charge. Just leave everything. Go,” he shouted hysterically. Then he got down, slammed the door behind him, after which the diners got up, leaving the food on their plates, and quietly left along with the waiters, kitchen staff, maitre d’ and cash register girl. What a night that must have been. (Details for both of the above upon request.) (continued on next page)

STIMULUS MONEY TO THE RESCUE HERE By T.J. Clemente There are some bright spots on the East End even now, under the dark cloud of economic turndown. When revenue in so many sectors is not up to levels expected or needed, there comes actions by the government though various stimulus packages. Some of those have been brought to East End towns by their elected representatives in the Congress. For many months there has been much talk about helping Main Street, but where Wall Street executives of failed firms received million dollar bonuses, nothing seemed to be trickling down to the local town level. With so many

promises from Federal officials of both parties to provide help for those toxic mortgages, in some cases dubiously acquired or given somehow at the last minute, the money always seemed to be diverted to large bank holding companies. However there is some good news locally that deserves to have a bit of light shined upon it. With so many companies, towns and banks talking record deficits, it’s amazing that in Westhampton, Gabreski Airport will actually be operating in the black for the first time in 39 years, and in fact may have a whopping $1.8 million surplus at the end of 2009 (about the

size of a bonus for a unsuccessful A.I.G. stooge). Since 1970, the airport has been run by the county, which took it over from the Federal government. In the past, the county used to have to kick in around $6 million to make up for deficits. The estimates are that the airport has cost the county tens of millions to run it. So why the surplus now? The reason very well may be the increased income brought in by the National Guard, but the fact is, no one is being laid off because business is down and salaries at the airport are not be scaled back. So kudos to the Gabreski Airport staff and (continued on page 28)

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Realty, who had lent him a huge sum of money last summer to help keep Jean Luc open. He and Pike disagreed about the amount soon after that, and when it got nasty, an argument ensued. Pike asked for the keys to the restaurant and Jean Luc gave him two checks for $295,000. This was a month ago. The checks bounced. Pike went to the police, and shortly after that Jean Luc turned himself in to answer charges that he was writing bad checks. Jean Luc also went on the offensive. He contacted the media. “This guy is a concrete cement contractor with a criminal record,” he said. It made Page Six. He’s to be in court on May 18. Now he had called the police on Pike. “This is just a civil matter and we are work-

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The first restaurant altercation this year took place out front of Madame Tong’s on Elm Street in Southampton last Saturday afternoon. It was a beautiful, sunny day. The staff and owner were there, busily running around getting the place ready for a grand opening. Then this guy and two workmen show up with plywood, hammers and nails. They announced they were boarding up the building. Ed Kleefield, the restaurant owner, who everybody knows as Jean Luc, called the police and said that this man was trespassing. The police shortly arrived. A big dustup followed. Turned out that Jean Luc knew this guy. He was Lyle Pike, the owner of Sagaponack



ing it out,” Jean Luc said to the police, when asked about the other arrest. “But I want this man arrested for trespassing.” “The place is MINE,” Pike responded. Apparently, in addition to the bounced check, Jean Luc had signed over the lease. He produced it. But Jean Luc had a trump card. He had gotten an order from a judge that prohibited Pike from ever coming to his restaurant. “I’ll show it to you,” Jean Luc said, and ran into the restaurant and returned with it. Pike asked to look at it, and seemed puzzled as he read it through. “I’ve never seen this before,” Pike said. “It also says the owner of the building is barred. And it’s dated last October.” The owner of the building, Lance Nill, lives just a few houses away and the commotion and flashing lights in front of his building down the way had him alarmed. A small crowd of people had now assembled. Two kids on bicycles stopped for a while. There was shouting. Lots of papers were being handed around. Various lawyers now arrived, David Gilmartin for Jean Luc and Joe Salvi for Pike. Now there were even more papers. Nill walked over. The police officer showed him Jean Luc’s order of protection. “Pike is the tenant,” Nill told the police. “He’s the one who’s been paying the rent for the last five months. That’s who I want to deal with.” The lead officer on the scene for all of this was Anthony Gallo, and he scratched his head. But then Jean Luc mentioned there were people living upstairs. Restaurant employees, apparently. And that did it. “The tenants make this a different matter,” he said. And he explained to Salvi that the plywood could not be used because the tenants upstairs could not be boarded in, nor could they be ordered to leave without proper eviction papers, the serving of which would take months. “In addition to their rights, there’s the matter of not boarding up fire exits when people are in a building,” he said. Pike and Salvi retreated toward the cars. Pike mumbled something about not being a loan shark or some mafia kneecap guy, as Jean Luc had portrayed him in the media. Gilmartin assured the police officer that Jean Luc had every intention of paying Pike back, they just had to agree on the amount. And then everybody went on their way. Restaurants can be fun for all sorts of reasons. I proposed to my wife in one last August. But that’s another story. It was in Manhattan at Josephine’s and because the tables along the wall are very close together there, everybody heard me do it. But that’s another story. Jean Luc is either the owner or part owner of Prime 103 in East Hampton, Grappa and JLX Bistro in Sag Harbor and Madame Tong’s on Elm Street in Southampton. Grappa is open weekends. The others will all be open by Memorial Day, he says. The food was good last time I ate in those places. If all goes well, all should be open soon. Go for the adventure.

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Tradition, Tradition Time-Honored Practices in the Hamptons Worth Revisiting By Susan Galardi Last summer, there was a fair in Sag Harbor with a climbing wall, live music and stands offering a mishmosh of engaging carnival games. But there was a clear crowd favorite among the activities: A table where you could make your very own fish print T-shirt. It went like this: You bought a white T-shirt and flattened it out on the table. Then, from a bucket of water thick and murky with paint, you pulled out a dead fish of your choosing — fluke, striper, etc. You slapped the dead fish down next to the T-shirt and painted it with colors or designs of your liking. Flop the painted side of the fish down on the T-shirt, press

firmly, lift off gingerly and, voila! A fish print Tshirt! A woman working the stand was proud as punch of the popular offering. “We’ve been doing it since the ‘80s,” she beamed. Here in the Hamptons, we love tradition. Out of the passion for it grows a dedication to preservation, keeping things the way they’ve always been, just like in the good old days. And so we maintain our traditions — the fun or quirky ones like giant clam contests, polar bear plunges and artist/writer baseball games. We bemoan lost traditions — getting fresh cinnamon doughnuts at the “real” Dreesens, rubbing elbows with artsy types at the Elaine Benson Gallery, getting dolled up for tea

dances at the Swamp, flipping properties for fun and profit. We wring our hands over centuries-old endangered traditions like farming, fishing and working the bays for a living. But from time to time, even diehard preservationists are ready to let go of a tradition, like having an open cesspool in your back yard. For practical reasons, those kinds of traditions have happily gone the way of, well, having an open cesspool in your back yard. Other historic practices, like the selling and buying of “Indians” have simply fallen out of favor. (Steven Pharoah, after whom Steven Talkhouse was named, was sold by his mother (continued on next page)

SUSAN BOYLE, BIRD STRIKES AND WOODY ALLEN By Dan Rattiner The FAA held a press conference about bird strikes the other day. The number of birds is increasing. The number of strikes is up. But the damage is down. They’ve abandoned scarecrows and hoot owls on the runways because the birds have gotten used to them. But they are finding some success scaring the birds by firing salute cannons when the birds are on the runway. The gun is fired. The birds take off. Then the plane takes off. Hopefully, they keep that straight. How can bird strikes be up but the damage down? Three theories. Birds have better reflex-

es. (Practice makes perfect.) Pilots have better reflexes. (Practice makes perfect.) There’s been a change in bird tactics. General Goose stands at the front of the crowd. Okay, this isn’t working out. Our losses are staggering. The only double hit we had resulted in a pancake landing in the Hudson and the guy is a hero. We’re going to try diplomatic negotiations. We use the runways Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. They use them Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Meantime, keep up the strikes but reduce the squadron sizes. We want the enemy to be aware we can still do this, but we don’t want

anybody hurt. Keep it up, rat a tat tat, in the background. And no heroics. The birds, by the way, call these incidents Plane Strikes. The FAA released an animated video of the strike that caused the Hudson River landing. This joins the ever-growing list of video games where you can see how many times you can land successfully in the Hudson. As for Sacramento, it’s on the Pacific Flyway. Stay away from Sacramento. * * * Susan Boyle, the homely Scottish spinster (continued on page 26)

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for $40 to toil on a farm. He escaped, and went to work on a whaleboat.) One tradition that carries its own tradition of controversy, is hunting. Considering that many people want to limit or ban the activity, it was a surprise last summer when the East Hampton Town Board actually approved the opposite: expanding hunting to eight new areas, five of which allowed big-game hunting with big firearms. The big game season ended January 30. But during that month, people complained about piercing shots jabbing through the quiet woods as they took their wary dogs out for the first walk of the day. One reported incident came from homeowners who witnessed, over their morning coffee, a group of hunters in an open field near an upscale residential area, shooting a deer and dragging the carcass through the field and across the lawn of an unoccupied house for sale. But hunting is a tradition and traditions must be preserved! And as many residents, design review boards and historical societies attest, the East End is hell bent on preserving preservationism. In addition to its historical society, East Hampton has not one but now two town historians, with the board recently voting in Averill Geus to work with Stuart Vorpahl. Geus, nee Dayton, has a family history on the East End that goes back to the 1650s. She knows from tradition. In addition, the Skidmore-educated historian and writer authored the volume From Sea to Sea, 350 years of East Hampton History, which chroni-

cles many historic practices in these parts. Maybe some deserve a second look. Right now, everyone’s grasping for answers to problems from economic and environmental woes to rampant corruption and greed. Maybe there are some East Hampton traditions that could benefit the environment, help the beleaguered town save or raise money, or bring justice for all. Algonquin Indians made wampum on Long Island from the 1600s into the 1800s. These strings of white beads were currency, used to pay ransoms and, according to Geus’s book, “buy a murder or pay off a punishment.” Hmmm. Using currency to avoid punishment … Nah. That would never work. But the Shinnecocks are poised for national recognition by the Bureau of Indian Affairs, and once that happens, we’ll get a casino. Hopefully, gamblers will actually have cash by then, but if not, now is the time to revert to wampum and more wampum. Here’s a revenue generating idea. The towns have raised the price of parking permits at the beaches again. From the 1890s to early 1900s, a member of the Conklin family set up shop on a beach in East Hampton, renting out women’s bathing suits. “That’s the way they made a living,” said Geus at lunch recently in Bridgehampton. The suits were actually long, heavy woolen dresses — just think of the sun block they afforded. The dresses, which would be rented to several different people during a single day, ended up weighing about 30 pounds when wet. Granted, this could be a disadvan-

tage if you’re caught in a riptide. And then there’s that hygiene issue ... On second thought, maybe we should all just pay the extra $25 for permits. To hell with those expensive, time-gobbling hearings and court cases. Way back when, if someone did something untoward in East Hampton, vigilantes “dunked” him in the pond. “Ebenezer Dayton was a peddler,” said Geus. “He came to town, sick with the measles, and went to church and infected a lot of people.” Ebenezer was given a good dunking by a group of men, led by “a fellow named Chatfield,” said Geus. “Ebenezer hired Aaron Burr, and won the court case.” So, as it turns out, vigilanteism was not tolerated in these parts. Someone really should tell Steve Levy about this. Privateering — the plunder of enemy ships at sea — was legalized by England in 1690s. American merchants were forced to produce an income to help pay the royal debts, so the kings made it easy by legitimizing theft. It worked for Enron, and almost worked for Madoff. And there are plenty of pirates in the news these days. Looks like a revival is already well underway. Finally, up until the early 1900s on Wiborg beach in East Hampton, whalers processed blubber at a tryworks. Squares of whale blubber were cut out and boiled down in trypots for oil. “It stank,” said Geus. “Nobody went down there.” Sure it smells! But so does diesel fuel. Has anyone looked into the possibility of running a car on whale blubber oil? Oh wait, hunting whales is illegal. But hunting deer isn’t …


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By T.J. Clemente The beat goes on toward the first weekend of the summer season when all the stores, boutiques, restaurants and other businesses are poised and stocked to accommodate the increase in customer traffic. With a new season comes

change, new energy and optimism. In the historic village of East Hampton, most activity is clustered within the store fronts on Main Street and Newtown Lane. With strict restrictions on store sign sizes, a ban on neon lights and other strict regulations (that in some cases go back to the ordinances of trustee’s wishes in the mid 1600s) entrepreneurs have always taken their chances and usually done well. In the face of curious times, this season is no different. Marina Van, the Director of the Village of East Hampton Chamber of Commerce, has some interesting views on the direction and trend of new businesses coming to the village. The Chamber has around 300 members in its directory, and Van has her finger on the pulse. This year some of the notable new businesses coming to the Village consist of national corporate companies who are investing in the “brand” of the Village of East Hampton, in hopes of increasing their futures earnings. Despite a common outcry against losing the mom and pop feel in the villages, Van welcomes this trend say-

ing, “We [the Chamber members] are really grateful about our corporate stores in East Hampton.” Why? Because, she said, “Corporate stores employ local people all years round, they give visitors all year round places to shop.” Van explained how the chamber gets calls in the off season from tourists asking which shops will be open, and believes that the well financed corporate stores insure that visitors will drive out for a “Hamptons experience” all year round, based on the ability to shop. Hal Zwick, a commercial real estate specialist at Devlin McNiff reports, “Eight years ago there were five of the top 500 national brands on Main Street; now there are over 20.” Van listed some of the new businesses coming to the famed East Hampton, whose appearance many believe makes it the most beautiful village in the country. Opening this season will be a Hermes shop featuring the world renowned women scarves as well as all their other lines of high end accessories demanded worldwide. J Crew is opening (continued on page 32)

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intelligence that will make the computer that beat the tar out of World Champion Chess player Garry Kasparov look like a simpleton. * * * Woody Allen has filed a lawsuit against an ad agency in Los Angeles for using his image without his permission. A full-length photograph of Allen wearing these nicely made Italian three-piece suits that have apparently been put on him digitally appears on billboards in California. The amount he is demanding is $20 million to compensate him for the ruination of his reputation. This was a really stupid thing the ad agency did, and I don’t approve of it. But on the other hand, the agency has hired a really creative lawyer who apparently feels that the best defense is a good offense. He is arguing that the value of an image of Allen on a billboard is not worth $20 million at all. It is worth just a little more than nothing. And the reason is that Allen has already ruined his own reputation. Since this approach sort of concedes that what was done was wrong, it now immediately opens the court to a discussion of the value of the fine to be imposed, and that means a discussion of exactly what his reputation is worth. They will bring up his scandalous courtship of Soon-Yi, numerous bad movies and who knows what else. In the end, Allen will get nothing but an apology, a handshake, a whole lot of bad publicity and the plot for his next movie. I wonder if this has all been planned ahead.

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includes more than $4 million in funding for environmental and waterways projects in eastern Brookhaven, Southampton and East Hampton towns. This legislation will provide $3.2 million in federal dollars for dredging the Shinnecock Inlet, which will restore the channel through the offshore sandbar and address shoaling in the inlet fairway. A minor dredging project at Moriches Inlet, also expected to cost $100,000, is also funded by the bill. For Montauk Harbor the bill will provide $650,000 of Federal funds for dredging. Due to shoaling, the inlet to the harbor in foul weather is perilous and almost impossible for navigating large fishing boats — even as statistics confirm that Montauk is the state’s largest commercial seafood port. Also in the legislation

is a tidy $119,000 to investigate possible solutions to the shoaling at the inlet. Another $190,000 will go to the expansion of the revetment studies by the Army Corps of Engineers to save the Montauk Lighthouse from falling into the ocean due to erosion of Turtle Hill, where the Lighthouse is located. As for the North Fork, Congressman Tim Bishop announced funding to the amount of $196,000 to study environmental conditions and problems in the Forge River, a tributary off western Moriches Bay in Brookhaven Town. Finally the Town of Southampton has requested, through U.S. Senator “Chuck” Schumer, aid for the village to the tune of $3 million to stimulate the local economy through federal spending on municipal projects. The village officials gave the Senator a list of their 11 high priority projects. More than half of those shovel-ready suggestions have to do with flooding and drainage in the village. The six proposed projects amount to $2.3 million, the costliest proposal being a $1.9 million plan to install runoff retention and recharge on Windmill Lane, a major watershed area that drains into Lake Agawam. Stimulus is coming to the East End due to the efforts of some elected federal officials. The fact that all of the officials are Democrats, as is the majority of both Houses of Congress, plus the President and even the Governor of New York, probably helps gets things done quickly at this time when “quickly” can help create millions of dollars for local workers.


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Honoring the Artist: Melissa Hornung Polo Club. I also play croquet; from the courts we can see the polo pre-games. At 3 p.m. there are the big polo finals from the week. I get a chance to talk to some of the greats involved in polo. Q: Like who? I don’t know much about polo, but I respect people who play. A: There’s Nacho Figuerres, who’s in the Hamptons a lot, and Neil Hirst from Bridgehampton. The whole polo world comes here, people from Australia, Great Britain, Argentina. Q: Why specifically are you there, besides the obvious appealing life style? A: I came to learn how to play polo better; my trainer is Maurico Devient who runs Meadowbrook Polo Field. I also love to be a part of the polo culture. Q: There’s something about the culture that does afford freedom. Your cover is about that theme. Where did you get the idea for it? A: It was a photograph I saw, and I did my own interpretation of it. It struck an emotion with me. Anyone can feel this freedom. It reminds us of who we are. The image is also about spring, when we see fresh flowers and life coming back. It inspires excitement. Q: It’s obvious that polo also inspires excitement in you, and it’s certainly emotional. What Holly Gannon

A call to this week’s cover artist Melissa Hornung always brings surprises. Recently, we found her in Palm Beach waiting to engage in a scrimmage for polo. If we had called her later in the summer, she would have been in the Hamptons or Saratoga, New York, working on the two things she loves best: polo and painting. No matter what Hornung is doing, however, she clearly enjoys a love of life that fuels her curiosity and passion about making things better in the world. She’s also committed to making herself better. Regarding her paintings, the cover is a good example of another quality close to Hornung’s heart: the idea of freedom that the young girl feels as she runs through the grass. Q: What are you doing in Palm Beach? The last time we spoke, you were at home attending to your horses. A: I found Nirvana in Palm Beach; actually it’s Wellington which is near there. Nowhere in the world can you get what Wellington offers. It’s the passport to the world as far as polo goes. I have met some of the most educated and interesting people here. They have become my friends. Q: So your life is much different now that you’re spending seven or eight months in Florida and then going to New York state in the summer. When you’re in Wellington, what’s a typical day like? A: Let me tell you about a typical Sunday which is really fun. I paint everyday, that’s constant. Then I go to brunch at the International

else attracts you to polo? A: I have absolute respect and admiration for polo. And also the connection between the animals and their riders. People have a perception that polo is only for rich people. But that’s not true. For example in Argentina, children are born with a mallet. They play it on their bikes instead of on horses. Q: Like kids in New York used to play stick ball, eh? A: Right. You have to be hardworking, passionate and love horses to play polo. And you don’t have to be a rider. You can enjoy watching. It’s thrilling to hear the thundering hoofs of the horses, to see good sportsmanship, to see people take care of each other. Q: Quite frankly, I’m not sure I would like watching. It’s so dangerous. I shiver to think about it. A: Yes. It is dangerous when a 1,200-pound horse can flip over on you. But it’s worth it. Connecting to your horse makes you aware of your whole body. Your horse listens to you; when you squeeze his right side, he turns left. Horses also make you a better person. Q: How does connecting to your horse make you a better painter? A: When I’m happy, I paint better. — Marion Wolberg Weiss

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By Dan Rattiner Week of May 9 – 16, 2009 Riders this week: 13, 477 Rider miles this week: 88,023 DOWN IN THE TUBE Madonna was seen riding the subway from Southampton to Water Mill. She was one of just five passengers in her car and she was listening to an iPod and pole dancing. Colson Whitehead, the young author of the stunning new book Sag Harbor, was on the Sag Harbor platform waiting for a train. He was reading last year’s big book In the Hamptons. ONLINE SUGGESTION BOX STOLEN The Hampton Subway Internet suggestion box, where riders can anonymously send e-mail suggestions without fear of reprisal, has now been stolen. With the theft of the original wooden suggestion box from the wall on the platform at Hampton Bays three weeks ago, there is now no way to make suggestions to the Hampton Subway. EXCITEMENT IN SOUTHAMPTON A gangland style heist at a bank on Main Street was thwarted by Gladys Henderson, our alert token booth clerk, last Friday afternoon.

STRAPHANGERS OBJECT TO DINING CAR A petition signed by 21,014 straphangers has been presented to the subway’s main office in Hampton Bays. It says that the just opened Le Somielle dining car is an affront to working people since all it really is, is a French restaurant with slow service that results in their not being able to get anything to eat before they arrive at where they are going. Also, the prices are so high only those very rich actually not going anywhere except around and around can afford it. The smell of this excellent French food in the other cars, particularly to those who have not yet had their morning coffee, drives everybody crazy.

Apparently, a getaway car with two thugs inside pulled up in front of the Chemical Bank at 2 p.m., and one wearing a mask got out, ran into the bank, pointed an index finger and demanded “your money or your life” of teller Iris Thimblefellow. She swiftly handed over $156,000 in cash to the thug, who stuffed it in a black luggage case, then ran out of the bank, up the street and down the subway stairs to the Southampton platform and the token booth. The driver of the getaway car then drove 100 feet and re-parked in front of the Southampton Ice Cream Shop. He was meant to be a decoy while the main robber made his getaway apparently, because when police came to question him, he was sitting on a bench outside eating an ice cream cone and said he knew nothing about anything. A search of the car revealed nothing. The police had to let him go. Meanwhile, the masked burglar with the luggage case shoved $2 bills under the glass of the token booth and said, “One to Southampton.” Gladys was startled by this since he was already on the Southampton platform, but she obliged, and he ran off and hopped the next train. Gladys then called the police, told them what had happened and that it was odd he’d said Southampton, and so the police arrived en masse and waited 40 minutes until the train made its


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a second store, paying almost $1 million in rent for their new location at 14 Main Street, just east of the movie theater. Also coming to Main Street is designer Tommy Hilfiger, whose shop will be where Coach once was. Coach has moved to a larger presence on Newtown Lane. Van also mentioned a still unnamed gallery was moving to the storefront that was once home to Caldwell Banker Real Estate on Newtown Lane, restoring the several times removed Morgan Rank space to a gallery. “We are lucky that corporate stores believe East Hampton is a great investment,” said Van, who has been with the Chamber since 1993. To her earlier point, she noted that Tiffany’s is open seven days a week throughout the year. “They (corporate stores) get people to work all

year round. Tommy Hilfiger is really excited about opening and has hired a local person to manage the store.” Also opening, now with a corporate edge, will be the legendary dive bar The Blue Parrot. When the iconic bar/restaurant closed three years ago, owner, surfer, and actor Lee Bieler said, “It was some ride from Main Street America to Corporate America.” Little did he realize how prophetic that statement was. Some of the former Parrot employees say things are going to be different at the bar, which has been spruced up for its re-opening around May 18. Finally, Bridgehampton National Bank is building a new branch of the local bank near John Marshall Elementary School. When asked to make a forecast on business in



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with Le Somielle, so there is nothing I can do. We have a rule against subway riders bringing food or drink on the subway of course, and we did consider amending it to allow such items during the duration of the lease, but that proposal was rejected 4 to 3. The food and drink ban stands. And now guns. Our souvenir book One Year on the Hampton Subway is now out. It chronicles the riots, escalators gone berserk, explosions, boxing matches, subway car races and the 90 pound raccoon that ate an environmentalist during the attempt to remove her from the subway air vent in Hampton Bays. We all remember that. It is on sale in all four Bookhampton Book Stores (Amagansett, East Hampton, Sag Harbor and Southampton.) It can also be bought either online at, over the counter at Dan’s Papers or by calling 631-537-0500. The cost is $18.48 plus tax, grand total $20.

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The Pressure to Go Green By T.J. Clemente Lost in the maze of neverending problems facing the homeowner is the pressure to go “green” — preferably as quickly as possible before the next run on energy pirces. Although those costs are almost 50% lower than last year at this time, who truly believes that they are not eventually going to go back to record levels once the economy is nolonger the focus? In the heat of the last spike in oil prices, the entire country was on a quest to find an alternative — solar cars, solar heated pools, solar bathrooms. Recently, Southampton added solar laws to the books that force green construction of newly built swimming pools and homes. But then the mental landscape changed when the world banking system seemed poised to collapse. Going green became less of a priority. However one person who has not abandoned the beating of the green drum is New York State Assemblyman Fred Thiele of the 2nd District which, as he describes it, basically covers “from Montauk Point to the William Floyd Parkway,” with the Hamptons neatly tucked in. Discussing the challenges of going green, Thiele explained that, “The initial cost is the barrier; everyone wants to do it but coming

up with that big number when you are saving or paying college tuitions or things of that nature makes it tough.” So in the last year, while the bright light was on the banking mess, Thiele has introduced three separate bills to further his cause. He explained that the first bill deals with a “Real property tax credit for the purchase of solar power.” The concept is to somehow help finance that initial cost of going green. His second bill, in his own words, is one, “Authorizing local governments to finance solar improvements on behalf of homeowners and businesses. Local government would front the money for the improvements by issuance of a low interest, tax exempt bond, and it would be repaid by those who install solar through an assessment over a 30 year period. This would remove the large upfront cost that discourages this investment. Boulder, Colorado and Berkeley, California are already doing this successfully.” Thiele said that he’s thinking long term here. He will be against any off shore drilling around Long Island and will forever oppose any concept of nuclear power on Long Island. He is in favor of wind power and solar power concepts being explored and developed.

His third bill, also introduced to the State Assembly this year, was meant to “Create a feed-in tariff program to provide a payment of 32 cents per kilowatt as an incentive for all excess solar energy sold back to utility companies by homeowners and businesses who install solar. The current rate is about 1/3 of that. California and Ontario, Canada are already doing this.” Thiele acknowledged that the legislation will need some heavy lifting but he’s sure he’s on the right side of the issue and that time will prove that. He himself is exploring the best ways to most efficiently convert the new home he just inherited. “It’s the initial cost, that’s the barrier I am trying to break away with my legislation,” he said. While Thiele knows most people accept that going green is the right thing for the future, with so many costs screaming out to be paid daily, the homeowner must choose what needs to paid immediately. Last year, fuel prices were the big issue, but now that’s not the case. And now, with gas prices back to around $2.00, even that gas guzzling SUV doesn’t seem so bad. A wise old fishing buddy said, “I know how many miles per hour my boat gets at various speeds, basically how many MPH my car gets, but who truly know how many MPH their house gets?” When it comes to getting clear on exactly what that house MPH is, Assemblyman Fred Thiele is on the ball, still thinking green.

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ited a greenhouse, all new, where the flowers and plants grown will be shortly put around the property. Fans cool the place. An overhead wind powered propeller provides power. A recycled wood pellet furnace provides heat. Outside, a baseball field built to major league specifications is being constructed. Bulldozers were spreading out the baseline dirt as we watched. The new field will be for the students nine months a year and in the summer the site of the new semi-pro baseball league team from Southampton, the Southampton Breakers. Other fields are set up for softball, soccer and lacrosse. The new dean, appointed March 9 after a sixmonth search, is Mary C. Pearl, an energetic young woman who for the last 15 years has built the non-profit Wildlife Trust from an office of

three clerks and herself into a global organization with projects in 20 countries. Lunch was wraps and black bean salad and what we thought was iced tea, but which, when sipped, turned out to be diet Coke. Bah! We opted for a pitcher of ice water. That will be corrected. The entire concept for this school, as envisioned by Kenny, is environmental studies, and Pearl has been charged with the job of making it a reality. There had been 300 students on campus during the transition year, last year. This September there will be 500 new students. “President Obama is changing the direction of the country,” Pearl told me. “There will be thousands of green jobs. We will be training students to fill those jobs.” The college is not being organized around aca-


demic departments. It is being organized around majors. In the undergraduate school, there are to be people majoring in marine science, ecosystems and human impact (one could go on to be an environmental lawyer, Pearl said,) sustainability (nutrition, social science and art), coastal environmental science, environmental humanities, marine vertebrate biology and environmental design, policy and planning. There will also be a B.S. degree offered in business management with a specialization in sustainable business. Studies in marine science were the greatest strength of the old LIU campus. But there was also a strong literary and writing component. At the new Stony Brook Southampton, in addition to the annual Writers’ Conference, there will be a master degree in writing and fine arts. There are only a few places in the country that offer such an array of green courses of study. Southampton, which had such trouble getting itself a proper name under the LIU regime, could properly be called an institute, if the powers that be had a mind to call it that. But it will remain Stony Brook Southampton. I told Pearl the story of President Harry Marmion’s attempts with the LIU board in Brooklyn to get Southampton a proper name 15 years ago. When Marmion was hired, the place was called the Southampton Campus of LIU. Marmion wanted to have it renamed Southampton College of LIU. He proposed it to the wealthy Gold Coast millionaires who controlled LIU from its headquarter offices in Brooklyn, and they thought him uppity and threatened to fire him. This was just one of their four campuses after all. Some called it a twig. Brooklyn suggested it be called the Southampton Center of LIU as a compromise. Marmion told them this was not a shopping mall. Compromise having not been reached and the new name Southampton Center put on all the stationery, they then demoted him from president to chancellor. Then they fired him. After that, things went downhill. If you needed a roll of toilet paper, a pencil pusher in Brooklyn had to approve. Soon, all the steam went out of the Southampton Center of LIU. I thought it a fair story to tell an incoming leader. But I could sure see that everybody was on the same page this time around. And the energy everywhere on the campus was contagious. What can I say? When Pearl told me that the County Health Department had approved the sewage plant that they will shortly build — something that Marmion could never get LIU to agree to — she said that actually they are going to build both the regular sewage plant, and in addition, a SECOND sewage plant, entirely green and biodegradable. “We’ll build both, get licensed with the first one, then try the other and, if they don’t like it, we’ll go back to the first. But we think they will like the new environmental plant. Stony Brook Southampton will be a model for the future. And we will teach those to tell others to spread the word.” Could any of this have turned out better? The dedication of the newly refurbished college windmill will take place on June 14. * * * (Tragically, Lou Spero was in a fatal car accident the day after this tour. See article, page 18.)

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The Sheltered Islander Patty: “Go get the kids’ car seats! They’ll never take us alive!” Dan’s Papers May 8 Edition: Islanders Repel Saggies! An attempt was made by the residents of Sag Harbor earlier this week to commandeer a Shelter Island Ferry. Islanders, in a valiant attempt to save their vessel, put up a noble fight until their ship ran aground and the superior numbers on the beach overwhelmed them. Choosing to destroy the vessel rather that have it and all its technology fall into the hands of an envious neighbor, the Islanders set the boat ablaze. Sag Harborians saw the smoke from all

points of town, and thinking it was just a hell of a bonfire, hundreds arrived with marshmallows and beer. Several Saggies, obviously under the influence, claimed they were attacked with toasters, child seats and other objects as they attempted to board and assist in what appeared to be an out of control ferry. These two tribes have lived together in peace for generations, separated only by a thin strip of water. We can only hope that the peace of the South Fork will be restored and the Islanders will give up their obvious attempt to create a new landing zone on the Sag Harbor beach. We will publish updates as we receive them.

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Rehearsing

Susan Galardi

I have a small role in the upcoming show Anything Goes produced by The Springs Community Theater at Guild Hall in East Hampton. The show opens this weekend, and for the last week we have been singing, rehearsing and building sets at the newly renovated John Drew Theater in Guild Hall. The multi-million dollar renovation is truly and amazing sight to see. As an actor in the show that will be the first musical on this stage since the renovation, I think it will be pretty cool to take the new stage out on its maiden voyage and feel it come alive. The new renovation is a reminder of just how fortunate those in local theater have it out here. Every detail of the building and theater are first rate, including the dressing rooms downstairs, which has a French drain system, showers and loads of space. The electronic equipment in the theater, also state of the art, includes a communication system that can be heard throughout the entire stage, but not in the audience. Theatergoers will be pleased. Putting together a set however, is still done the old fashioned way. Last Saturday and Sunday I spent most of the day with the cast, including director Peter Fitzgerald who, drenched in sweat, was barking out orders like a mad man, building a giant wooden set in the shape of a large cruise ship. No new technology here, just some wood,

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paint, saws and screws. Saw dust was flying everywhere, as local builder Glen Rozzi sawed away. Other members of the cast were painting and measuring while others showed up with coffee and doughnuts. I started to screw down some stairs as the entire theater blasted rock and roll music. This is what it’s all about, I thought. It was very cool to see so many people get so involved in the set design. I really felt like I was in some kind of Disney movie. The work seemed endless, and before the actual dress rehearsal started at 6 p.m., I snuck away at 5 p.m. and took a nap at Main Beach for an hour. It was a long day and it was going to be a long night.

When I got back there was some discussion about how Bernie Madoff’s name had been crossed off of the list of donors to the John Drew Theater, which subsequently turned into a very surprisingly discussion about the economy, which was kind of surreal considering most of us were in the middle of putting on sailor costumes or looking over lines in the script. “TOP OF ACT ONE!” Peter bellowed out. Play time was over and we slapped on our hats and took a glance at our scripts for one last memory check. What the hell do I say after Moonface pulls out the machine gun? Do I come out before the song “Public Enemy Number One” starts or do I come out afterwards? Where the hell is my right shoe? Oh my God, I got to get my ass out on stage! Jay Bennett, the musical director of the show started to tickle the ivory as the actors scurried about hitting their marks. By day we were journalists, construction workers, teachers, hair dressers and students, but for the last two months, by night we were actors and performers in the musical production of Anything Goes and to all of us that means a lot. I know of very few other activities that tune the senses and focus the mind more than doing live theater. “HOLD ON! HOLD ON A SECOND!” Peter yelled out. “CAN SOMEBODY FIX THAT DOOR THAT KEEPS OPENING PLEASE? IT’S VERY DISTRACTING!” I love this crap.

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Special Section: Wine Editor’s Letter: Blind Ambition By Susan Whitney Simm In his book A Hedonist in the Cellar, novelist and raconteur Jay McInerney recounts a story about how, late for a dinner party at a posh restaurant, he is asked by the hostess of the assemblage to identify the wine being served, which had been decanted and so had to be tasted blind. McInerney swirls and sniffs. “Haut Brion,” he declares. Gasps rise from the small group. He takes a sip. “1982,” he adds to the amazement and delight of the lucky diners. He later admits to having an edge, knowing that his hostess knew her vintages and that she had a penchant for First Growth Bordeaux. Still, this is an impressive feat. The reason I know how difficult it can be to identify wines blind is because David and I began a tradition five years ago during which we decant about ten Merlot-based wines, usually five locals, two or three from France, one Cali and a ringer or two, and invite a few friends, including a couple of local winemakers, to taste them in late fall. The results are amazing – we elicit our own gasps from the crowd when the identities are revealed at the end of the tasting – with local wines always scoring in the top three, and this is against such fierce competition as La Mission Haut Brion and Cheval Blanc. In fact, first prize at the Third Annual Great Bordeaux-Style Wine Tasting, held in 2007, was the 2001 Lenz Estate Merlot, made in an Old World style, which retails for an incredible $23 at the winery. As we have yet to arrive at a fairer way to taste wines blind – writer Hugh Johnson cites a comment from a long-forgotten winemaker in his wonderful autobiography, Uncorked, who declared that “I make my wines to go with food, not other wines” – we continue our tradition with the lineup. But last year, becoming difficult as it did with the economy in freefall at the end of summer, we decided to hold a much more informal tasting, or rather a series of mini (continued on page 42)

The Wine Bubble Don’t Miss This Opportunity To Taste Greatness For Less By Christopher S. Miller Along with the financial and housing markets, the wine industry has changed during this recession. As with all economic downturns, alcohol consumption is up, but luxury items are way down, and this includes luxury wines. Conspicuous consumption and greed appear to have gone the way of Ponzi schemes; they are still around, just not quite as popular any more. Gone are the days of impressing fellow diners at four-star restaurants by selecting that elusive vintage of Petrus or Screaming Eagle for a paltry few grand. After a decade of high end wine prices escalating with every vintage, with wines becoming more collectible and sparsely allocated, the tide seems to have turned. As with Hamptons real estate, everyone is wondering where the bottom is. In other words, when should we start collecting again, whether it be wine or houses? Fortunately, collecting wine was never for me. I am a wine drinker and, luckily, my years of being in the restaurant and wine industries have offered me many opportunities to drink extraordinary wines at all stages of their evolution. Too young, too old, and sometimes, ahhh! Just right. But there is good news for wine buyers. There are an amazing number of stunning opportunities right now. Some importers and distributors are being squeezed by their bankers (or accountants) to lower their inventory. When this happens, offers come tumbling out, such as great vintage Champagne that sells for less than non-vintage Veuve-Clicquot! Wine collectors and wine drinkers don’t mind having some of their wine ageing in a cool place, but distributors and importers get pushed by their wineries to take the next vintage and wineries are pushed by their bankers to move their latest vintage out. Prior to September 2008, it was the distributors

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and importers that were begging their producers to send the next vintage of that “hot” wine and the winemakers begging for some more time for the wine to settle and evolve before selling. So basically the whole high-end wine market has been turned on its head. Instead of customers begging their merchants and restaurants for the next vintage of that 95-point wine and those same merchants and restaurants doing the same begging to their distributors and importers for more hard-to-get wines, the formula has reversed. Some of the shifts we are experiencing in wine markets will be temporary. Others may stay around for good. As a wine consultant, I am in the precarious position of guessing which patterns will be which. Highly allocated wines (those generally in short supply) being readily available is temporary. The dumping of expensive wines by the wine industry pipeline will also end eventually. The pricing of wines at fine wine stores and some restaurants is seeing some adjustment, but will this last when the recession fades? Also, some restaurants are becoming increasingly creative with their wine programs, offering half price wine nights, free corkage nights, etc. How long will that last? But perhaps the biggest question mark for wine stores is the future of wine sales in grocery stores. This did not make the grade this year in New York, but came pretty close. If it happens, how can wine stores be prepared to compete and continue to offer a great wine experience for the consumer? If you think I have the answers, try again. I can only make an educated guess, and hopefully my insight into all things vinous will help with the guesswork. I have consistently said that great wines from great vintages will still have a strong market. At the moment that area has been soft, but there are some real sage buyers taking the money that would have gone into Bordeaux for 2006 and 2007 vintages and buying 2005 and other great vintages that are already on the market. In addition, the Asian auction market seems to be waking up from its winter recession slumber and the other auction markets should and are beginning to slowly follow suit. As the wine auction prices escalate the rest of the market usually follows. This, however, may take a bit more time as restaurant wine buying is still very weak, and this goes back to allocations. Allocations of wines have been an issue for some time with the darling producers all wanting to sell direct to the consumer, skipping the retailers and wanting to have their wines in the best restaurants. With the demand of restaurant wines down, these “blue chip” producers are now faced with unsold inventory or offering their wines to the wine stores that have traditionally begged for such wines as Caymus Special Selection, J. Phelps Insignia, Pahlmeyer, Leonetti, Carlisle, DuMOL, Hirsch, Talbott, Pride and Montelena. The list goes on. These wines used to be “under the table” wines. In other words, wines that may have literally been hidden under tables at trade tastings and trotted out when the “right buyer” arrives at the producer’s table. Lately I have seen such wines sitting openly on tables at tastings, not just in Manhattan, but out on Long Island as well. Recently, anyone at these tastings was able to compare wines such as Caymus Special (continued on next page)

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Selection Cabernet Sauvignon to Duckhorn, Cain 5, Diamond Creek and J. Phelps Insignia, all sitting out for all to taste. A truly unusual site for wines that buyers had to beg for just a year ago. At one tasting I was stunned to see three single vineyard Diamond Creek Cabernet Sauvignons virtually ignored! Some buyers didn’t know the pedigree of the winery, while others just don’t have a customer for such wine in this economy. (By the way, all three were stunning, with the Gravelly Meadow being my favorite.) So changes are afoot, but how long these changes will last before the wine market marches on is the question of the moment. We also wonder which changes will not revert back to their old roaring ‘90s heyday. But if we see some stability in the housing market in the next few months, our little holiday from allocated and exorbitantly priced wines will be over a year from now or sooner. My advice? Enjoy it while it lasts. That 1982 Latour may never be as affordable (I know, it’s all relative) as it is at this moment again and, let’s face it, neither us nor the wine is getting any younger. Just be sure to wait to pull the cork until I can find your house. Christopher Miller is the Senior Wine Writer for Dan’s Papers “Wine Guides.� Mr. Miller is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America, an Advanced Sommelier with the Court of Master Sommeliers, a wine consultant and wine educator. He is also the Education Director for Long Island’s Sommelier Wine Academy, and has held the position of saucier chef at Schweizerhof in St. Moritz, Switzerland, and that of sommelier at Manhattan’s ‘21’ Club. He will be starting a Sommelier Wine Academy Captain’s Course on the East End in September. Visit his website or email:

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tastings, with just two guests – us. For our first tasting, in lieu of drinking blind, we opened a 2005 Chateau Lascombes, a second growth Margaux (25,000 cases produced in 2005) that had been in decline for decades. Wine critic Robert Parker had rated the wines in the 80- and even 70point range during the 1980s and 90s, but since 2000 he has given it 90 points and higher. The property was acquired that year by an American company, Colony Capital, who brought aboard Chateau Reignac’s Yves Vatelot to oversee winemaking along with Michel Roland to consult. The results have been impressive. According to Parker, Lascombes “has now become one

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of Margaux’s top wines, even challenging Palmer and Chateau Margaux.” The 2005, which is 52 percent Cab Sauvignon and 45 percent Merlot, received 95 points, and currently at about $70 a bottle (less than its release price) it is a very good buy compared to Palmer (97 points, $300 and up) and Margaux (98 points, $850 plus). It drinks well now but you should let it age for a couple of decades if you can refrain from opening it. Not always an easy task for us. Our second tasting was partially blind: David knew, I didn’t. He made a big fuss over surprising me, so I was immediately suspicious. I hate to pull old bottles from their horizontal perch in the cellar and crack them open – they only do this in movies where people know nothing about wine – because you are nearly guaranteed to get a mouthful of sediment. David knew better. Right? I put my nose in the glass. It had to be Chateau Clinet, a well-respected Pommerol that is one of my favorites. Okay. I’d be fine with this (he would have stood it up for at least a day, so this surprise must have been planned ahead) as long as it was the 1995, of which we have a few. Another sniff. Uh-oh. This could be the 1990 Clinet, which is much pricier and much harder to find. Not to mention our last bottle. A sip. Another sip. Yes, this is the 1990. I tried to enjoy it while I wracked my brain about where I’d find another. “Give up?” asked David. “I hope it’s the 1995 Clinet, but I’m afraid it’s the ‘90.” David grinned and spun the bottle around. Surprise! It was the 2000 Lenz “Old Vines” Merlot. Great acidity, bright red fruit, long finish. This wonderful wine is no longer available, but winemaker Eric Fry believes that the 2001 “Old Vines” Merlot will be every bit its equal, given a little more time, if not superior. Our last micro tasting was the result of a wine Photo by Susan Whitney Simm


David scavenged from the bottom of a dusty bin at a local wine shop. “It’s not extravagant, is it?” I asked. “No, don’t worry,” he said over his cell phone. Dinner was well underway when David walked in. I promised to stay out of the dining room while he poured, but I noticed that he had brought out the good Burgundy glasses, the first reminder that “extravagant” can be relative. I swirled the pale red wine in the gorgeous glass before catching the scent. Wow! “What do you think?” David asked. “If I didn’t know better I’d swear this is from the Cote de Nuits,” I said, naming my favorite (and coincidentally most expensive) wine region in the world. I took a sip. “In fact,” I continued, “I must be wrong, but I believe this is LeRoy,” my favorite producer of great red Burgundy. David looked stunned. “Yes! That’s incredible! What vintage?” he asked. “Hmm, I’d say 1989.” “Well, it’s actually the 1999 Maison LeRoy Bourgogne” said David, still visibly impressed. This wine is a true bargain, costing somewhere around $40. It was a great find. The fruit had retreated a bit, and the wine was showing its age (unlike a Domaine LeRoy from a great vineyard like La Tache, which will age for decades but put you back at least a grand, if you can find one). But the unmistakable terrior of the Cote de Nuits was in every sip, and it was glorious. I will always be impressed with Jay McInerney’s story about the 1982 Haut Brion, surely the result of a lifetime’s passion for great wine, and it reminds me of how far I have to go. But remarkably, one glass of LeRoy later, I am so much closer to owning it. Susan Whitney Simm is Dan’s Papers Wine Guide editor. The Wine Guides are published six times a year, next is in the July 4 issue. Email

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In Times of Belt Tightening — COOKIES! By Betti Sands Store-bought cookies offer uniform flavor and consistency, an eternal shelf life and an inferior quality of life. I don’t mean to knock any household favorites, but there isn’t anything quite like a fresh-baked, homemade cookie. If you are among the baking-challenged, “homemade” might be a forgotten concept, but it doesn’t have to be this way. Even if you are a gifted baker, finding the time to devote to baking can be challenging. Fortunately, there are some who have made it their livelihood to step in where others default. Their business is not only to recreate the taste of home, but also to deliver them right to it. Lisa’s Cookie Shop, founded in 2004 and based in Warwick NY, is just such an artisan bakery. After leaving a corporate post in Manhattan to start a family, Lisa Ciriello started the business by baking cookies in her kitchen. When she shopped her homestyle cookies around, the response was far greater than she could have imagined, and to accommodate the surplus of orders, she and her husband built a commercial bakery on their property. Despite the

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SHAKSHUKA WITH PEPPERS AND ONIONS A popular Israeli egg-based dish, which means ‘all mixed up.’ Serves 4-6 1/4 cup canola oil 1 large red bell pepper, cored, seeded and thinly sliced 1 large red onion, thinly sliced 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped 5 large tomatoes on the vine, peeled and diced 1/2 teaspoon finely chopped jalapeno pepper 1/2 teaspoon paprika 1/2 teaspoon cumin 1 teaspoon coarse (kosher) salt or to taste Freshly ground pepper to taste 1 tablespoon tomato paste 8 large eggs 1. Heat the oil in a large Dutch sauté pan with cover and put in the peppers and onions and sauté, stirring occasionally, for 4-5 minutes. Add the garlic and sauté 1 minute longer. Put in the tomatoes, jalapeno pepper and seasonings. Stir to mix and cook over low heat, with cover ajar, for 12-15 minutes. Add the tomato paste, cover and simmer for 23 minutes longer. Taste to adjust seasoning as necessary. Can be prepared up to several hours ahead to this point. 2. Before serving, break eggs, circling them around the pan and simmer over low heat, with cover ajar. Cook the eggs for 4-5 minutes for slightly runny yolks. Cook another minute or so for firm yolks. Serve hot directly from the pan. Above recipe Adapted from Janna Gur’s The New Taste of Israel.

1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon salt 2/3 cup sugar 3/4 cup canola oil 3 eggs 2 1/4 cups shredded carrots 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts Confectioners sugar for garnish (optional) Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Spray a 9-inch by 5-inch loaf pan with vegetable oil. 1. Sift together flour, baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg and salt onto a large square of wax paper. Set aside. 2. Combine sugar, oil and eggs in bowl of electric mixer or in a bowl using a hand electric mixer, and beat at medium speed for 2 minutes. CARROT-WALNUT BREAKFAST BREAD A cousin to the ever popular carrot cake, this home baked sweet bread is amply filled with shredded carrots and chopped walnuts but without the icing. Yield: 1 9x5 loaf

3. With a large wooden spoon, stir in the dry ingredients just until moistened. Add carrots and walnuts and fold into the mixture to incorporate thoroughly. Pour batter into prepared pan and bake in preheated oven for 55 minutes or until cake springs back when lightly pressed or a tester inserted in the center comes out clean. Leave in pan for 510 minutes then invert on a rack to cool completely. Sprinkle with confectioner’s sugar if desired. Cake will stay fresh for several days refrigerated.

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The greeting card, flower-giving holiday of Mother’s Day is a gift for women to make them feel extra special. Organized in 1858 by Anna Reeve Jarvis, a social reformer, Mother’s Day was originally designed for mothers to clean up the environment, at a time when little attention was paid to such things. The Civil War interrupted and the landscape was really de-sanitized. To change the character of her Mother’s Work Days, Jarvis’ suggested a day be set aside for mothers to help in the war effort, by sewing flags, making uniforms and generally supporting the troops. Years later, Jarvis’ daughter, Anna, took up the cause to unofficially recognize a national Mother’s Memorial Day on May 10, 1908, in Grafton, West Virginia. Years later, in 1914, President Woodrow Wilson proclaimed an official national Mother’s Day to honor those mothers whose sons died in the war. This Mother’s Day, almost a century later, we celebrate the day that means much more than breakfast in bed, an extravagant gift or a special dinner out. However commercial Mother’s Day has become, it’s still a day for honoring mothers for their devotion, cherished memories and for just being there. To start the day, a simple and savory prepared breakfast or brunch with an exotic egg-based tomato dish and a sensible carrot walnut cake will delight her. Whoever the designated cook is, set the table with her favorite flowers, and plan your doahead strategy to keep everything smoothly organized in keeping with the origins of Mothers Day.

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Side Dish The Grille at Fisherman’s Rest, in Cutchogue, hosts a Mother’s Day brunch on May 10 from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. Entrées, ranging from $10.95 to $14.95, will be served with fresh orange juice or a mimosa, and include: homemade waffles, fresh berry medley and Chantilly créme; eggs Benedict over potato pancakes; and spinach and feta frittata. A kids’ menu is available, featuring Chef Calvin’s chocolate and banana silver dollar pancakes. For reservations, call 631-765-4374. Townline BBQ, in Sagaponack, home of the popular saloon quiz Mondays, will dedicate the May 11 event to charity. Each participant pays a $10 fee, which will go to the chosen charity of the winning team. Starting at 7 p.m., teams of five will compete in categories such as trivia, pop culture, geography and music/art. Single players may also join and will be paired with other players. Prizes will be awarded throughout the evening. For details, call 631-537-2271. Jamesport Manor Inn, in Jamesport, joins the Long Island Wine Council’s Run for the Rosés Festival benefiting the American Cancer Society with a special “Roséé in May” prix fixe for $50. The daily dinner features three courses paired with Roséé from a local vineyard. The menu includes: seared spicy calamari and chile lime vinaigrette; mustard and hazelnut crusted salmon; and goat cheesecake and elderberry sauce. On Friday, May 22, the restaurant presents a five-course Pindar wine dinner. For information, call 631-722-0500. Nick & Toni’s brings Venice to East Hampton with a new $38 four-course menu offered Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday all-night, and Saturday until 7 p.m. through Sunday, May 17. Items include: whipped salt cod and soft polenta; poached fennel

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salad; fresh pappardelle and saffron mussels; and sliced rosemary scented tuna and baby spinach. For reservations, call 631-324-3550. Harbor Bistro, in East Hampton, introduces a three-course dinner prix fixe for $19 throughout May. Offerings include plentiful portions with choice of soup or salad, choice of pasta, fish or meat entrée and one dessert. The menu will be available all night Thursday, Friday and Sunday, 5 to 6:30 p.m. on Saturday and all night at the bar Thursday through Sunday. Call 631-324-7300 for information. Montauk Yacht Club Resort & Marina introduces the Gulf Coast Kitchen Supper Club. The southern coastal family-style tasting menu is offered Sunday through Thursday until May 31 from 5 to 9 p.m. for $24.95 per person. The dinner includes: sweet potato biscuits with honey butter, Gulf Coast familystyle appetizers such as garlic mojo marinated chicken wings, choice of entrée, and an indulgent dessert by Pastry Chef Briana Holt. Also, Dennis Raffelock’s jazz duo now performs live every Sunday at Gulf Coast Kitchen from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. The Supper Club and wine specials will be offered. For details call 631-6683100. Matto, in East Hampton, now offers a $24.95 threecourse prix fixe all-night Sunday through Thursday and 5 to 6 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Items include: crab meat, shrimp and avocado salad; Italian classic margherita pizza; rigatoni pasta in a traditional bolognese sauce made with veal; homemade fresh tagliatelle with cherry tomato, zucchini and zucchini flower pesto; grilled skirt steak with cabernet sauvignon sauce; and homemade tiramisu with amaretti cookies. For more information call 631-329-0200.


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Athens Grill, in Riverhead, also offers a threecourse dinner with choice of appetizer, entrée and dessert, for $19.95 Monday through Thursday until 7 p.m. The restaurant also offers Chef’s Creations on weekends, with items such as roasted mussels, chilled octopus salad, fresh Atlantic swordfish with a Mediterranean blend salsa, whole grilled Peconic Bay flounder and Aegean Seafood – a mix of sautéed lobster, shrimp, clams and scallops. Live jazz takes place every Saturday from 7 to 10 p.m. Call 631-727-1301 for details. The season is officially upon us! The Clam Bar, in Amagansett, is back for lunch and dinner seven days a week from noon to dusk, weather permitting. Menu items include Cajun popcorn shrimp, lobster salad roll, grilled chicken breast sandwich and hot dogs. For information, call 631-267-6348. Rowdy Hall, in East Hampton, has announced a new lunch deal – 12@12. All lunch entrées cost $12 Monday through Thursday from noon to 3 p.m. Items include: Rowdy Burger; fish and chips with Pollack fillet in Guinness Stout batter; chili with house-made cornbread; and smoked pork sandwich with BBQ sauce. For more details, call 631-324-8555. The Living Room at c/o The Maidstone, in East Hampton, where sustainable food producers will be center stage, will open just before Memorial Day weekend. Executive Chef James Carpenter, a pioneer in the Slow Food movement on the East End, is joined by Sous Chef Bjorn Ericsson, as they reinterpret Swedish classics. Signature items include: Maidstone cured smoked salmon tarte flambé with créme fraiche and capers; and Catapano Farms goat cheese tart with homemade lingonberry sorbet. Call 631-324-5006 for information.


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B. Smith’s on the wharf in Sag Harbor opens Mother’s Day weekend With the weather getting nicer and the summer season approaching, restaurants across the East End have been busy getting themselves ready. Celebrated East End chef, James Carpenter, partnering with Swedish sous chef Bjorn Ericsson, has been appointed executive chef of The Living Room, the new restaurant at redesigned c/o The Maidstone in East Hampton. The restaurant will open to the public over Memorial Day Weekend. With a Slow Food kitchen – which aims to combat the idea of fast food – the new restaurant will focus on a commitment to food grown in the area, as well as the

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environment. “It is always rewarding to share the bounty of the local farmers,” said Carpenter. “This spring, for example, I am looking forward to using all the beautiful locally grown ramps, asparagus, fava beans and sprouts.” Carpenter was a pioneer in the Slow Food movement when he worked at premiere Hamptons locations such as the American Hotel in Sag Harbor and Della Femina in East Hampton. Ericsson and Carpenter will work together to reinterpret Swedish classics. One example is the Maidstone cured smoked salmon tarte flambé with crème fraiche and capers – organic, sustainable-

farmed salmon that will be cured using traditional Scandinavian techniques and served on a light flaky tart. On the dessert side of the menu, The Living Room will offer a Catapano Farms goat cheese tart paired with homemade ligonberry sorbet. The restaurant’s Slow Food philosophy is also evident in its wine list, which offers East End wines as well as an array of ecofriendly wines from around the world. For more information, go to or call 631-324-5006. (continued on next page)

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Restaurant Guide THE ATHENS GRILL - Neo-Greek/Mediterranean Cuisine. Serving lunch and dinner Monday - Saturday. 33 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-1301. B. SMITH’S – Opens May 8 at 5 p.m. Lunch and dinner Sat. and Sun. 12 to 4 p.m. for lunch, and 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. for dinner through Memorial Day. Special Mother’s Day brunch served May 10 from 12 - 8 p.m. Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5858. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Breakfast daily from 7:30 a.m. to 10 a.m. From noon to 3 p.m., serving a casual Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-668-2345. CHEQUIT INN – 23 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-0018. EAST HAMPTON POINT – Enjoy sunset dining from any table. Friday and Saturday, $29 three-course prix fixe. Sunday brunch, 12-3 p.m. for $25. Buffet with unlimited Bloody Marys & Mimosas. 295 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-2800. FINN McCOOL’S – Open seven days, lunch and dinner. Sun.-Thurs., $19.99 prix fixe. Come check out our new menu. Late night bar menu seven days. 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-998-3271. THE GRILLE AT FISHERMAN’S REST – Serving a menu ranging from legendary thin-crust pizzas to creative seafood specials, The Grille is open seven days a week from 11:30 a.m. through midnight. Located at 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-765-3474. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso bar, bakery, coffee roastery, and full-fervice café. Open every day all year, 6 a.m. - 7 p.m. Locations at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill, and at 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – Wine dinner May


8 at 6:30 p.m., featuring the wines of Roman Roth. A true “foodies delight” featuring the freshest seafood and local produce available. 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Serving lunch and dinner daily, closed Tuesday. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email or visit LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. THE LIVING ROOM – The new “go-to” destination for the best slow food in the Hamptons. Chef James Carpenter's menu features a variety of seasonal classics reinterpreted with a Scandinavian hint. Opening May 19 at c/o The Maidstone Hotel, 201 Main Street, East Hampton. 7 days, breakfast thru dinner. 631.324.5440. MATTO – Casually elegant Italian restaurant. Open 7 days serving. Dinner at 5 p.m., with lunch and pizza bar service on weekends starting at 12 noon. Take out service during lunch and dinner offering the full menu. 104 North Main St., East Hampton, 631-329-0200. MICHAEL’S – Come try our creative American cuisine. Daily specials. 28 Maidstone Park Road, East Hampton 631-324-0725. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Serving dinner Thurs.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. $30 Prix Fixe Thur, Fri, Sun, all night & Sat until 6:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. 631-7257110. PARTO’S RESTAURANT – Italian restaurant, pizzeria café. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. and Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit 12 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine. Three course Chef ’s tastings available daily for $30. Music Fri. & Sat. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.-

Thurs. and 4-11 p.m. Fri. and Sat. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open seven days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. SAVANNAS – Serving dinner Wednesday through Sunday, Available for private parties. Located at 268 Elm St. Southampton, Call for reservations 631-2830202 SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon. through Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry. Open year round. Located at 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703. VALENTE PIZZERIA RISTORANTE – Variety of brick oven pizzas, authentic cuisine and gourmet deli. Open everyday for lunch and dinner. 674 Montauk Highway, East Quogue. 631-653-6004. VILLA PAUL RESTAURANT – 162 Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-3261. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK – ‘60s Surfer Beach Style. Open 11 a.m. daily for lunch, dinner and takeout. Brunch, Sat. and Sun., 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6060.

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recognized for our attention to detail in both service and cuisine, as we are dedicated to providing our customers with the best experience possible at Matto,” said owner Lidia Buonanno. For more information on Matto, call 631-329-0200 or go to

Quogue’s Inn Spot on the Bay celebrates LI wine

At East Hampton’s Maidstone, The Living Room

Sag Harbor’s B. Smith’s will be opening for the season on Mother’s Day, with a special brunch menu including such varied items as brioche French toast, a summer vegetable fritatta, warm lobster quiche, Grandma’s homemade meatloaf, grilled spring rack of lamb au jus, and even BBQ vegetarian ribs. The restaurant will be open from 12 to 8 p.m. Through Memorial Day, B. Smith’s will be open for lunch from 12 to 4 p.m. Friday through Sunday, and dinner from 6 to 10 p.m. on Friday and Sunday, and from 6 to 11 p.m. on Saturday. B. Smith’s is located on the Long Wharf at Bay Street in Sag Harbor. For more information, call 631725-5858 or go to The Inn Spot on the Bay will be celebrating Long Island’s wine traditions with a wine dinner on May 8 at 6:30 p.m. The dinner will feature some of the masterpieces created by winemaker Roman Roth, including his Claetto Amarone 2005, paired with culinary delights from Cheffe Colette. Menu details can be

found at The Inn Spot on the Bay is located at 32 Lighthouse Rd., Hampton Bays. Call 631-653-0006 for additional information. In other restaurant news, Matto, in East Hampton, has been awarded one of the highest hospitality awards in the world – the Five Star Diamond Award from The American Academy of Hospitality Sciences. Matto is the only Hamptons restaurant to be awarded this honor. Also, Matto’s Executive Chef Giovanni Zuanon was awarded a medal as a young culinary entrepreneur. The American Academy of Hospitality Sciences is renowned worldwide for awarding excellence in the global travel and luxury services sector. Each year it bestows its coveted Star Diamond Award exclusively on five star establishments throughout the world that are deemed to be of pinnacle quality. The award is the most prestigious emblem of achievement. “We are honored to receive this award from the world’s leader in hospitality. It is very gratifying to be

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By Ellen Dioguardi Dogs eat. Cats dine. – Ann Taylor It was time to take our female Maine Coon cat, Roxie Hart, to the vet for her annual check up. She’s turning 10 in July and is very healthy. I wasn’t concerned about anything really – except maybe her weight. Roxie isn’t fat, at least not like her “brother” Robbie (our male Maine Coon), but she had been putting on a pound a year for the last two years and was supposed to be on a diet. We’d tried, cutting back on her wet food, limiting the dry food (neither of our cats is allowed to “free feed”). I was aware that we probably still fed them too much but the dry food was all healthy and natural, so we focused on limiting the wet food – Fancy Feast, which our vet called “Fritos for cats.” That was really intended more as a treat. However, they LOVE their Fancy Feast and it had gotten a bit out of hand. The day of the vet appointment arrived and I had to make the decision on how to transport Roxie. She hates to be in the carrying case at all and always ends up foaming at the mouth and crying. Even for the short ride from Noyac to Sag Harbor Village she’s just a mess. She isn’t as calm a cat as Robbie, who sits in my arms while I sing to him (music hath charms, yada yada …) so it’s problematic. I could wrap her in a towel, an act she finds terribly degrading, or perhaps put her in her old harness and see if she’d hold still

Should I? Dare I? with that on. The harness seemed the way to go. During the first five years of Roxie’s life I used to take her outside in a harness, she’d lead me around the lawn while she ate grass and rolled around in the dirt. One day a car backfired and scared her and she got all tangled up. Needless to say, the trips outside in the harness ended. However, as I pulled the five-year old harness out of the cat toy drawer she jumped up on the table and eagerly put her head into the collar part.

I tried to put the rest of the harness on but it didn’t fit anymore… oh, no. This did not bode well for the weigh-in at the vet. As we drove to Sag Harbor, Roxie squirming around in my arms while I tried to sing to her, I thought about how much bigger she really seemed. Like any weight gain I’ve experienced, this was gradual. She was “trim and fit” one year, then a year later she was still “in great shape,” then last year, suddenly, she was “too fat.” Isn’t it always that way? Weight and age creep up on you, even if you’re a cat. It’s just not fair. Of course, as we looked at the scale once inside the vet’s office, she was up one more pound. Looking at us like we were over indulgent parents, the vet’s assistant asked what we fed her. We confessed to the wet/dry diet and a few table scraps from time to time. Enter the vet, Dr. Barry Browning, a wonderful animal doctor in whom we have complete trust when it comes to our beloved pets. “They need more protein and less carbs,” he declared. Where had I heard that before, I thought, sucking in my gut? A very informative lecture on cats and their optimum eating habits ensued. As we left the office we were resigned to switching over to a more proteinfocused diet. Now, we just needed to convince the cats this is the way to go. Next time: Living with Cats on a Diet, or, Tips on How to Ignore the Plaintive Meows.


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By Susan Galardi

It’s Not Nice to Mess with Mother’s Love ... Being a parent – specifically a mother (in honor of Mother’s Day) – has its privileges as well as its responsibilities. One of those privileges is the god-given right, above all other mortals, to tell your child what to do. That right rarely includes telling someone else’s child what to do, something I learned the hard way. When our son was a toddler, I’d think nothing of taking on the tough nannies and A-personality moms in the Bleeker Street playground if another child so much as gave Hudson a dirty look. If there was a scuffle between two little hulks over who gets the shovel, I wouldn’t hesitate to physically remove the other child if things got dicey. Once, at a children’s museum in New Jersey, I went ballistic on a 6-year old who pushed our then 3-year old son out of the way on an exhibit. The other mom then went ballistic on me. Needless to say I quickly learned what is and is not proper mom etiquette. Very simply, each mom or caretaker quickly intervenes and removes her own charge: You deal with your kid; I’ll deal with mine. Being a quick study, I never more reprimanded another’s child, unless the parent was no where to be found, or was a dead-beat sitting on the sidelines reading The Times, and the situation was becoming dangerous. As our son has gotten older and more able to control his impulses, I’ve noticed that most moms were becoming better behaved, too. So now that I’m past the learning curve, I find it shocking when other parents overstep the boundaries. A few weeks ago I was in the city for the day with our son. We went to a favorite spot: the Alice in Wonderland statue at Sailboat Lake. My partner grew up in the city, climbing on that enormous sculpture

just as every other child has done for generations. Spots on the life-size brass tableau have been shined to a golden finish by the hands of grasping children over the years: Alice’s index finger, the mouse’s ear and the rim of the Mad Hatter’s hat are among the many key climbing aids that a glisten in the sun and beg, “Grab me!” In any case, that morning my son was on the statue with a large group of kids, all trying to get to the top. That busload left, leaving just him and two other children climbing about. Some tourists began to amass with cameras. I sat on the bench and watched the scene. A man with a camera yelled angrily at a kid on the statue. I ignored it. Not my business. Then he yelled again, with more rage, “You! I said get down from there!” I looked up, and my son was starting to scramble down. Mrs. Ballistic, after years of absence, made an appearance. “Are you talking to my son?” I yelled from the bench. “He’s disrespecting the statue!” he thundered back. “Don’t tell him what to do,” I answered. By then Hudson was standing in front of me with a scared look on his face, his lip trembling a little. “Mumma?” he said, confused. “Ignore him honey,” I said, within the oaf’s earshot. “You’re not doing anything wrong. Go back and play.” “Is he taking my picture? Is he the police?” “He’s nobody,” I said loudly. “Just play, it’s okay.”

Then the oaf roared out. “Some people are just ignorant. I have more respect for the statue than your mother,” he said, starting to walk around it toward me. “Respect for the statue?” I said to him. “Obviously you aren’t from here. I’ve lived in this town for 25 years. Kids have been climbing that for generations. It’s a tradition.” “Yeah, and you’ll probably sue the city when he cracks his head open,” he said, walking by on his way elsewhere. “There’s a saying,” I said. “When in Rome …” (I think the reference was beyond his ken.) Hudson said, “Mumma, can I ask him something?” Of course I said no, but Mr. Personality sat down on the edge of the sculpture and said. “Yeah, come on kid, ask me whatever you want.” Hudson started toward him, I leaped over and guided him away by the shoulders, “Hudson, we are not interested in anything he has to say. We don’t talk to strangers.” The man’s wife (poor thing) said to him, nervously, “Come on, let’s go.” I felt badly for her. Hudson said, “I just wanted to ask him something.” “What?” I said. “I wanted to ask him who he was.” He was someone who never learned the rules of the playground, or the wrath of a mother scorned: an emotional response that is a god given right on Mother’s, and every, day.

Kid’s Calendar FRIDAY, MAY 8 GOODNIGHT MOON & RUNAWAY BUNNY – Mermaid Theatre of Nova Scotia’s’ production of Goodnight Moon & Runaway Bunny. $10. Grades k-2. 10 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton. 631-288-2350 x 102. SATURDAY, MAY 9 SKATE CLINIC – Skateboarding & in-line skating. 7 years and older. Bring skateboard and helmet; knee pads and wrist guards recommended. Learn basic maneuvers. Pre-registration required. Residents $35/non-residents $45. 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. Red Creek Park , 102 Old Riverhead Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. THEATRICKS BY PHIL – Magician Phil Levy. Magic, comedy, puppetry. Free for Southampton Town residents. 11 a.m. Red Creek Park Activity Center, 102 Old Riverhead Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. SCRAPBOOKING – Bring some old photos and give new meaning to your memories. 11 a.m. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. MOTHER’S DAY ART WORKSHOP – Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Ln., East Hampton. 631-324-0603. 10 11a.m. $20. PIECES OF YOU – Bring an outgrown but well-loved piece of clothing/fabric to create a unique Mother’s Day gift. 2 p.m. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. THE SATURDAY MORNING PICTURE SHOW – 11 a.m. Classic family films on Bay Street’s big screen. $7. Bay Street Theater, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. SUNDAY, MAY 10 SKATEBOARD COMPETITIONS – Fun, friendly competition, great prizes. Helmet, knee & elbow pads required. Daily registration or current skate park membership required to enter. 4 p.m. Red Creek Park , Hampton Bays. 631-728-8525. THURSDAY, MAY 14 GOODNIGHT MOON & RUNAWAY BUNNY – See 5/8

listing for info. PROGRAMS/CLASSES MOMMY AND ME COOKING & CULTURE – Thursdays. Each week features a recipe and craft from a different culture. Series concludes with a dumpling feast where kids share what they’ve learned with friends and family. Kids under 5 with a caregiver, $100 per six-week session. Sibling discount available. 1:30 - 2:30 p.m. North Sea Community Center, Noyac Road, Southampton. 631-2834555. MOMMY (OR DADDY) & ME CAKE DECORATING CLASS – Learn basic cake, cookie and candy decorating skills together. Tuition: $150.00 for the full session or $37.50 per class (please register in advance.) Thursdays and Sundays 9:15 - 10:15 a.m. The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631-233-0251. AMY’S ARK FARM – “Art of Life.” Tuesday to Friday. 4 to 5 p.m. Small art classes held in a converted barn in Westhampton. Focus on art, cooking, reading, yoga and more. Ages 4-9. $85 per 4 week session. 631-288-3587 or 631-902-3655. GYMBOREE AT CMEE –The Children’s Museum of the East End presents “Gymboree.” Friday mornings in May and June. $110 for Members/$120 for Non-Members. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. ONGOING ART AT THE GOLDEN EAGLE – 14 Gingerbread La. East Hampton 631-324-0603. CMEE – Children’s Museum of the East End. Interactive exhibitions, arts and science based programs and workshops, special events. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. . General Admission $7. Free to members. GOAT ON A BOAT – Puppet play groups for children under 3 on Mon., Thurs. and Fri. at 9:30 a.m. Tot Art for children 5 & under Mon. and Fri. at 10:30 a.m. Rte. 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-

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What’s Up with Swine Flu on the East End By Tiffany Razzano With swine flu – officially known as the 2009 H191 virus – hysteria has grown across the globe as the numbers of those infected has risen to approximately 1,500 confirmed cases as of May 5. East End health officials are doing what they can to prepare for a possible outbreak in our area. Swine flu, which people can catch from pigs, features symptoms that range from mild to severe (depending on the person) similar to the regular flu: fever, cough, sore throat, headache, body aches, chills and fatigue. Some people also have vomiting or diarrhea. Those who have swine flu are contagious to others for seven days following the onset of symptoms. The epicenter of the disease is Mexico, where it originated and where there have been 802 confirmed cases of swine flu, with 26 deaths. The country shut down its economy – including businesses, universities, museums and libraries – for five days in order to keep the virus from spreading. It even cancelled all Cinco de Mayo celebrations. In the United States, as of May 4, there were 380 cases across 36 states, with one death. The majority of these cases in the U.S. revolved around St. Francis Preparatory School in Queens, where 45 students fell ill and the school shut down for a week Swine flu has been slowly spreading east in Suffolk County, with three cases confirmed in stu-

dents from Deer Park, forcing the local school district to shut down area schools for a week. One 50-year-old man from Holbrook who is an employee at St. Francis also contracted the illness. Critics say the media’s coverage of the spread of swine flu has been excessive and sensationalistic and that the public’s hysteria about the disease is possibly more dangerous than the virus itself. World health officials are finding that so far this strain of swine flu is no more severe than regular flu, which causes about 35,000 deaths per year. But it’s better to be safe than sorry. As Suffolk County officials deal with the handful of swine flu cases it’s seen so far, the East End is readying itself in preparation of the possibility of the virus spreading farther east. The County’s Department of Health Services has reached out to area hospitals, EMTs and police departments regarding how to handle potential swine flu cases. The County has also issued a list of preventive measures for the public to follow, including routinely disinfecting surfaces that are often touched by many people, including doorknobs, refrigerator door han-

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The Car Nuts that Bloom in the Spring Spring has sprung, the flowers have riz, I wonder where the birdies is? Well, spring certainly is here, and you know where the birdies are. They’re all hanging out in the trees waiting for your pristine car to be parked within bombing range. First car rule of summer: Trees are archenemies of automobiles. Trees are bird bathrooms. The dreaded tree sap, which many trees seem to drop in the summer season, is almost impossible to get off car paint. There seems to be no remedy, because I’ve tried everything. Talk to a pro. Bird droppings, if left on automobile paint long enough, will actually burn through the paint like stomach acid, which it actually contains. Keeping a car clean can become a mania during the summer months, especially for dedicated car nuts. After all, many of these guys have kept their summertime beauties hidden under lock, key and car cover all winter and now’s the time to unveil them to the world. Does Angelina Jolie go out in public without makeup? Sometimes I wonder the same about Brad Pitt? Makeup to a car is a fresh wax job. If it don’t shine, it won’t fly. No serious car guy worth his salt would ever drive a dirty summertime car. Properly waxing a car is not an easy task, and many times the job is best left to professional car detailers. Dark colors, which happen to look the best when waxed, are also the most difficult to wax properly. There is also the problem of getting wax on plastic trim. It’s unsightly and difficult to remove. Vintage cars, thankfully, have no plastic trim but they have waxing problems of their own. Many vintage sports cars have my favorite type of vintage wheels, you know, the ones with wire spokes.

They are hard to maintain, but boy are they beautiful when in motion and at rest. However, wire wheels have always been the hardest part of any car to clean and keep clean. All those little spokes with tiny spaces between them to wash, wax and polish have always driven me crazy. Sometimes I think the best wire wheel cleaners are actually dental hygienists by trade. Getting between those spokes is akin to cleaning teeth, only not as easy. My sympathy to all you owners of vintage MGs, Healys, Ferraris and all old cars with wheels of wire. What a lot of vintage cars have that absolutely no new cars use anymore is a fair amount of chrome on their exteriors. As we all know, virtually every car built today has plastic front and rear bumpers, which I have to admit give many of them sweeping and sexy lines. However, every car of the past had chrome bumpers of all shapes and sizes. American cars, like the 1958 Oldsmobile and 1959 Cadillac, had the most massive chrome bumpers ever put on a car. In a tight parking situation they certainly overwhelmed any bumper protection offered by a ‘50s MG-A or Alfa Romeo. The point is that these chrome appendages today all polish up to a beautiful luster. In fact, the most rewarding part of polishing any vintage car is admiring how well the exterior chrome shines. For the record, during the ‘50s and ‘60s, and today for that matter, one should never park a lightly bumpered imported car behind American iron, especially in a tight parking situation. You are courting disaster. As for washing your car, and don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with using a commercial car

wash, but real car guys don’t drive Vespas and use a car wash. They love to wash their own cars. Certain rules apply. Some of these tips you’ve heard before, and some are insane. First, don’t wash the car in the sun, at least during midday. Use lots and lots of clean water. Clean your wheels last, so at least you are not using dirty soapy water on your car. After washing and rinsing it well, dry the car with the best and softest bath towels you can find. Really clean the glass, because nothing makes a car feel right than peering through crystal clear glass. Right after you dry the car, take it for a brisk run around the block. That will blow out a lot of water from the body seams, mirrors and wheel wells. You will probably have to re-dry those areas from water run off. One more reminder: Right after washing your car, check your brakes. In many cars they get soaked and are ineffective for the first few jabs of the brake pedal. I was recently at a world famous air show in Lakeland, Florida called Fun in the Sun, where hundreds of airplane enthusiasts gather to celebrate aviation and show off their airplanes. There were vintage airplanes everywhere. The two show planes that really caught my eye were both highly polished bare aluminum. One was a magnificent, fire breathing Warbird, a 1944 WW2 P-51 Mustang, and the other a demure little 1949 Cessna. I asked the Cessna owner how many hours it takes to polish all that aluminum. The answer, “About two full weeks.” It has to be done yearly. Think about that the next time you sit down to work on your wire wheels.

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Arts & Entertainment Anything Goes: Community Theater at Its Best

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By David Lion Rattiner rare young men who can sing, act and dance The members behind the Springs at the top level. Jessica Hewitt has a voice of Community Theater, a very talented and gold, playing the provocative Reno Sweeny. inspirational full fledged theater producMathew Cossentino is hilarious and is pertion company that started out as merely fectly cast in the role as Moonface Martin, an idea, will have the honor of being the and the same can be said for Bethany first company to bring a musical to the Dellapolla, a veteran local performer who newly renovated John Drew Theater in has graced the stage of Bay Street Theater, East Hampton’s Guild Hall the weekends Southampton Cultural Center and Guild of May 8 and 15. Hall in the past. Scott Kennedy does a terAnything Goes, a hilarious musical comrific job pulling off a British accent as Sir edy that takes place aboard a cruise ship, Evelyn Oakleigh and T.J. Clemente charms was written by Guy Bolton and P.G. us all as Elisha J. Whitney. Wodehouse, with music and lyrics by the Other cast members include East Enders inimitable Cole Porter. It was first proGlenn Abramowitz, Courtney and Shelly duced in New York on Broadway in 1934, Bennett, Rich Browning, Albert Goncalves, and 75 years later, those lyrics are still Karen Hochstedler, Kathy Horn, Nancy Karlebach, Josh King, Allison Koral, David edgy and the music fresh. The Springs Community Theater produc- Springs Community Theater’s production of Anything Goes opens May 8. MacGarva Jr., Ann Deborah Marshall, Cynthia Ryder and Mary Jane Seeley. The tion, directed by Peter Fitzgerald, is being proEast Hampton. After getting some generous funding duced by the founders of the group, Jayne Freedman show’s musical director is the talented Jay Bennett. from philanthropists Daniel and Joanna Rose of East One of the show stoppers is sure to be the stunning and Barbara Mattson. Hampton, the theater group has gone from an idea to tap dance performance by Reno Sweeney’s “Angels” – The musical is a real credit to Freedman and an energetic and talented grass roots group brimming a dynamic group of, for lack of a better phrase “hot Mattson, two Springs locals. Freedman is a well with camaraderie and passion. chicks” onboard the cruise ship. The four angels are known in the community in part due to her hair salon And one could say the same about the show, in Springs; Mattson is a seasoned real estate profesplayed by local girls Gigi Colavito (Freedman’s daughAnything Goes, itself. If rehearsals are any indication sional in East Hampton. The two started the theater ter), Hannah Miller, Jenevieve Struck and Anika of what’s to come opening night, it will be quite an Hochstedler. All four of them have put together a tap group four years ago after they decided they wanted to achievement. Brett Chizever, the star of the show dancing number that will knock your socks off, with fill what was perceived as a community theater void in who’s playing the role of Billy Crocker, is one of those professional choreography and an incredible amount of skill. “I’m very, very excited,” Freedman said. “It is going to be just a really great show.” (FORMERLY OF CIPRIANI) Scheduled to be produced with a full orchestra at the new John Drew, it is sure to be an impressive piece Dinner, Catering & Take-out of work. And with Porter’s musical gems like the title 104 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 song, “You’re the Top” and “I Get a Kick out of You,” it restaurant 631.329.0200 • take-out 631.329.0255 is ageless. web Not surprisingly, tickets are selling quickly in anticR i s t o r a n t e • B a r ipation of the show, so it is highly recommended that you order tickets in advance. Order online at, or by calling 866-811-4111. Tickets to the show are $20. Anything Goes will play May 8, 9, 10, 15, 16 and 17 with show times on Fridays and Saturdays at 8 p.m. ALL DAY & ALL NITE! and on Sundays at 2 p.m. The Springs Community MOM RECEIVES A FREE BELLINI! (CHAMPAGNE WITH FRESH PEACH JUICE) Theater has partnered with The Hedges Inn for a full evening of dinner and theater. Tickets for the show I N S A L AT E • A N T I PA S T I and dinner at The Hedges Inn are $65.





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E N T R E E RIGATONI alla BOLOGNESE Rigatoni pasta in a traditional bolognese sauce made with veal. TAGLIATELLE alla CONTADINA Homemade fresh tagliatelle with cherry tomato, zucchini & zucchini flower pesto SELLETTA alla GRIGLIA Grilled skirt steak, served with cabernet sauvignon sauce, mashed potatoes & string beans. PETTO di POLLO in CROSTA Breaded chicken breast with arugula salad & roasted red pepper sauce. ORATA alla LIVORNESE FIlet of Mediterranean striped bass with fresh tomato, onions & black olive sauce. BRANZINO alla GRIGLIA (additional $9) Whole, grilled Mediterranean sea bass served with fresh vegetables of the day.

D O L C I MOUSSE di CHOCOLATE Chocolate mousse. TIRAMISU' MATTO Homemade tiramisu' with amaretti cookies. INSALATA di FRUTTA alla MENTA FRESCA con GELATO alla VANILLA Mixed fresh fruit cocktail in a honey-lemon dressing with fresh mint & vanilla ice cream.


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Arts & Entertainment

Jam Sessions at Bay Burger Liven Up the Spring By Amelia Persans Bay Burger was a Mecca of sorts last Thursday evening, a brightly lit building with a packed parking lot and musical strains heard from outside, standing apart from the surrounding dark woods. Emerging from the long winter, those who attended Bay Burger’s Thursday night jam session were clearly ready to start shaking off the dust. My friends and I entered Bay Burger to a live, laid back jazz jam and exited shortly after a fast paced rap with full band backup. Yes, the jams feature a wide range of musical genres. Throughout the course of one hour and a half, we heard blues, ragtime, rap, and many types of jazz. Speaking of the tremendous variety, Claes Brondal, the drummer responsible for the evening, said that this spring’s series had just begun, and that the intention, for the moment, was to draw musicians “out of the woodwork.” The idea is to have different people from different backgrounds play together in a lot of different ways, have fun and feel each other out as musicians. Once the event is more established and more musicians have ventured out, Brondal may propose weekly themes. The evening lacked some of the formalities of a traditional mic, where a sign-up clipboard can sometimes be difficult to track down. Open invitations to come up and play were made between songs by the musicians. The crowd was casually attentive – polite and encouraging. But the pressure for the musicians to perform perfectly wasn’t

Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss

“A Plane Banana” Anne Sager While this critic looks forward to Guild Hall’s Annual Members Exhibit, along with everyone else, there are aspects that are disconcerting. For example, how does one write about a group show with 350 participants? Of course, the obvious answer might be to merely critique the award winners. But that’s not fair to the other deserving artists. Another answer might be to only write about a particular medium, like sculpture or photography. But that might not be fair either. Or maybe just concentrate on particular favorites of the critic. Let’s face it: Whatever approach this critic takes, it won’t be fair to a vast majority of the artists. Thus, an apology is due to one and all. What remains are the qualities that determined this critique’s content. The answer is both simple

Sag Harbor’s Bay Burger hosts a jam session for local musicians every Thursday night. on and the guilt of disrupting a live performance by the audience was off. In this early stage of the jam series, there was only one bassist who played and little turnover on the other instruments. My guitarist boyfriend’s frequent obligation to fudge his way on the bass in local rehearsals had previously alerted me to the veritable bassist drought on the East End, but there’s got to be more than two guitarists. All the players were very good which might seem intimidating to an amateur or someone who’s not used to playing out, but this group is by no means exclusive. Their appeals for any musicians in the audience to join in seemed in earnest. The full crowd at this event speaks to the hunger East Enders feel for a musical counterpart to the

area’s vibrant visual art scene. Audience members ranged from babes in arms, to kids and young adults, to the more experienced community members. The venue was great for this kind of gathering: informal, friendly and equipped with inexpensive food and beer. There was plenty of space for everyone to eat and/or enjoy the performances. This is a weekly event well worth checking out as an audience member or a performer. If you’re an emerging artist this is a great way to ease into performing live and playing with others. The jams could only benefit from new voices from all different backgrounds, skill levels, and interests. Thursday night jam sessions: 7 to 9 p.m, Bay Burger, 1742 Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. 631-899-3915.

Members Exhibition at Guild Hall and complicated: It is work that is a little off-balance in a formal and/or a thematic way. Simply put, it’s art that’s a little different, conveying an idiosyncratic/personal view of the world. David Gamble’s photographic portrait of a young girl comes to mind. It grabs our attention because we want to know more, yet its ambiguous quality is part of that same attraction. Being familiar with Gamble’s photographic oeuvre will help us interpret the subject’s multi-dimensional demeanor. Joan Semmel’s portrait is similarly mysterious, even though it’s her own face. Her full-body self-portraits are striking enough. This piece makes us want to see the rest of her, too. We’re also led to imagine what she’s thinking about and where she’s located in both time and space. Personal worldviews continue with Anne Sager’s photograph, “A Plane Banana,” a work recalling her abstract airplane images, this one evoking fun and energy. Kryn Olson’s painting, “Deep Roots,” not only represents her interest in science, but her commitment to another kind of “roots,” her family. Toni Ross’ stoneware piece, “Torso: Beach Stone Series No. 1,” is both an example of good craftsmanship and life that is not quite perfect. Nicole Bigar’s oil, “Bhuton the Little Monk,” is a throwback to childhood with its comforting bedroom setting. Conversely, there are worldviews that are political, sociological and spiritual in nature, yet still personal. Consider Christa Maiwald’s “Latin Song Birds,” a hand embroidery piece imbued with satire (dictators as birds.) Sheila Isham’s watercolor, “Mythic Storm XLVI,” reinforces the artist’s life-long interest in Eastern religion. Like Gamble’s and Semmel’s portraits, the work is ambiguous yet invoking awe and wonder. Michael Cardacino’s perspective on society and pop culture, “Obsession,” shows up in his Barbie Doll montage, where content equals form, the repe-

Joan Semmel, “Self-Portrait #12” tition of images signifying America’s conformity in taste and values. Although we have focused on art that is more about themes close to the artists’ hearts, there is also work which is special in a formal way, where compositional elements are noteworthy. Consider, for example, Nico Yektai’s maple pedestal table, Dan Weldon’s mixed media, “Implied Connection,” Margery Harnick’s photograph, “Calla Lily,” and Matt Harnick’s photograph, “Heart of an Icicle.” There’s grace and lyricism in all these pieces, which are commendable. The Members Exhibition is on view at Guild Hall until May 30. The exhibit was organized by Michelle Klein; the installation was supervised by Christina Strassfield.

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Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS JOE PINTAURO OPENING – 5/9 – “Peau d’Arbre” photographs. 5 to 8 p.m. Sylvester & Co., 163 Main St., Sag Harbor. FANTASTICAL INTERACTICAL – 5/9 – 5 to 10 p.m. Ashawagh Hall in East Hampton. Bonac Tonic Art Collective’s new show, curated by Molly M. Weiss. Animation, monsters under the bed, tables that fight and more. Music by the Super Naturals. On display 5/8, 5/9, and 5/10 12 to 5 p.m. 631-641-7457. RETREAT’S JURIED ART OPENING – 5/9 – 6 to 8 p.m. Hampton Road Gallery, Southampton. 631-3294398. GALLERY TALK: COPYRIGHT/TRADEMARK FORUM – 5/9 – Kathleen Dalli, a partner with the law firm of Twomey Latham. Free with museum admission. Guild Hall, 158 Main St. East Hampton. 631-324-0806. “NEW PERSPECTIVES” OPENING – 5/9 – Oil paintings by Suzanne Bonser featuring iconic images of the Hamptons from an unusual perspective. 3-6 p.m. Pierre’s Restaurant, 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 212-665-8440. PETER SOLOW – 5/9 – Recent works on paper – figurative drawings of Italy, New York City and the East End. 3 p.m. John Jermain Library, Sag Harbor. 631-7250049 x33. “BROOKLYN GOES EAST’ OPENING – 5/9 – Group exhibition featuring Ellsworth Kelly, Greg Lindquist, and John Warren. 4 – 7 p.m. Hampton Coffee Co., Montauk Hwy, Water Mill. 631-680-7677. “EAST END EFFIGIES” – 5/9 – Opening reception. 4 to 6 p.m. Watercolor paintings of vanishing East End landscapes by JoAnne Carter. On display May 7 – 21. Romany Kramoris Gallery, Main St., Sag Harbor. “GALLERY SELECTIONS” OPENING – 5/9 – 6 to 8 p.m. Group show featuring Dan Christensen, Jan Danowski, Elaine Grove, and Frank Wimberley. On display May 7 to June 1. 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. GALLERIES ART & SOUL GALLERY – “Joy” will be on display until mid-May. 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631325-1504. ARTISTS GALLERY – Haitian art. 403 Main St. Greenport. 631-477-8555. BENTON NYCE GALLERY – Featuring David Nyce’s furniture and Boar Glass. 409 First St., Greenport. 917-848-5102. BOLTAX GALLERY – “The Extinction Wing.” Jessica Grindstaff. 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062.

BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-3773355. CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – Showing a variety of local artists. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-2988610. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – Visit artist Daria Deshuk for one-on-one tours. Paintings, photographs and works on paper on display. Open Saturdays 5-12 p.m. 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. THE DRAWING ROOM – New works by Jill Musnicki and “18th and 19th Century Indian and French Natural History Drawings.” On display through May 18. 16R Newtown Ln., East Hampton. 631-3245016. ELAINE BENSON GALLERY – Elaine Benson Gallery collection, representing local sculptors and painters. Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Appointment only. 631-537-3233. GUILD HALL – 158 Main St. East Hampton. For more information, visit 631-324-0806. KESZLER GALLERY – Russell James’ Nomad Two Worlds: collaboration of photography and Aboriginal artists. Also showing Russell Young, Peter Beard, Jens Lorenzen, Michael Dweck and David Gamble. Thursday-Monday 11-5. 631-204-0353. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – “Photographers East” on display through May 14. Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – A mix of contemporary and traditional works. Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m., by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631477-2633. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-2592424. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “Mixed Greens: Artists Choose Artists on the East End.” On display through June 21. Monday, Thursday – Sunday, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sunday 1 to 5 p.m. Job Ln., Southampton. 631283-2118.

POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE AND STUDY CENTER – “Drawing Friends: Hedda Sterne Portraits on Paper.” May 1 - July 25. 830 Springs-Fireplace Road?_East Hampton. 631-324-4929. RATIO GALLERY – “Spring Vernisage,” by Marlies Ihmels, on display through May. Open Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and by appointment. 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – “East End Effigies” by JoAnne Carter. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. RVS FINE ART –“Stone Paintings” by Timothy Roepe. Open Fri.- Sun. 12-5 p.m. and by appointment. 20 Job’s Lane, Southampton. 631-283-8546. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – Open Saturday and Sunday, 12:30-5 p.m. 516 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-1021. SNAKE HOLLOW STUDIO – Green, bird-friendly birdhouses by Keith Barker. “The Art of the Bird,” paintings and prints by Lynn Matsuoka. 221 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. 631-537-5237. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – “Group Selections,” through June 1. 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY & KEYES ART GALLERY – “Furnish” on display at both locations through this weekend. 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. Open Thurs – Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 12 Bay St., Sag Harbor. Open Thurs – Sun. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 631-2919061. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Spring Preview” group photography exhibition on display until May 18. 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY - Group Show with Eric Dever, Barbara Hadden, A. Perez Mellero, Cuca Romley & Fernando Vignoli. Daily 12-6 p.m. (Closed Tuesday).125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, May 8 to Thursday, May 14. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. BAY STREET THEATRE (631-725-9500) Sudden Fear– Fri. 8 Mildred Pierce – Sat. 8 HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Star Trek (PG13) – Sat.-Sun. 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:30 Fri. 7, 9:30 Mon. – Thurs. 7 State Of Play (PG13) – Fri. 9:30, Sat., 4:30, 9:30, Sun., 4:30, Mon.-Thurs., 8:30 The Soloist (PG13) – Sat.-Sun, 2, 7:15 Fri., 7:15 Mon.-Thurs. 6:30 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. X-Men Origins: Wolverine (PG-13), Earth (G), The Soloist (PG13), 17 Again (PG13), Obsessed (PG13), State of Play (R), Star Trek (PG13), Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (PG13) SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010)

LymeLife – 4 all week. Closed Tue and Wed. Nursery University – 6 all week. Closed Tue and Wed. Is Anybody There – 8 all week. Closed Tue and Wed. Throw Down Your Heart – 9:45 all week. Closed Tue and Wed. UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Call for show times. Movies were unable to be acquired by press time. UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) 17 Again (PG13) – Sat.-Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:50 Fri. 4:20, 7:20, 9:50 Mon-Tuesday 4:20, 7:20 Fighting (PG13) – Sat.-Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10, Fri 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Mon.-Tues. 4:30, 7:30 Hannah Montana The Movie (G) – Sat.-Sun. 1, 4, 7:10, 9:40 Fri., 4, 7:10, 9:40 Mon.-Tues. 4, 7:10 Star Trek (PG-13) – Sat.-Sun. 1:10, 4:05, 7, 10 Fri., 4:05, 7, 10 Mon.-Tues. 4:05, 7 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (PG13) – Sat.-Sun 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:25 Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 10:25 Mon.Tues. 4:40, 7:40 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+)

(631-287-2774) Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (PG13) – Sat. Sun., 1:30, 4:20, 7:40, 10:15, Fri., 4:20, 7:40, 10:15 Mon.-Thurs., 4:20, 7:40 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (PG13) – Sat. – Sun., 1:15, 4, 7, 10, Fri., 4, 7, 10, Mon. – Thurs., 4, 7 Star Trek (PG13) – Sat.-Sun., 1:40, 4:35, 7:30, 10:30, Fri., 4:35, 7:30, 10:30, Mon.-Thurs., 4:35, 7:30 Obsessed (PG13) – Sat.-Sun., 1, 4:45, 7:15, 9:50, Fri., 4:45, 7:15, 9:50, Mon.-Thurs., 4:45, 7:15 THE MONTAUK MOVIE (631-668-2393) The Soloist (PG13) – Fri.-Sun., 7, 9:10 Mon.Thur. 7 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PERFORMING ARTS CENTER(631-288-1500) No movies this week. The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Day By Day Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 56 Kids’ Events – pg. 51 Movies – pg. 56

FRIDAY, MAY 8 SUNSET FRIDAYS – Wines served by the glass, complimentary cheese, live jazz. 5 - 7:30 p.m. Wölffer Winestand, 3312 Montauk Hwy, Sagaponack, 631-5375106. BAY STREET THEATER – The Picture Show presents Sudden Fear. 8 p.m. Bay Street Theater, Sag Harbor. 631725-9500. NANCY ATLAS AND UNCHAINED – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Nancy Atlas at 8 p.m. $10. Unchained at 11 p.m. $10. 631-267-3117. A DREAM FOR PEACE – Songs inspired by peace and hope from around the globe will be taught and performed by your children and young adults. 1 to 4 p.m. Southampton High School Theatre, Southampton. 631275-1851. CAPOTE AT PARRISH – Film screening. $7/$5 members. 7 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, Southampton. 631-2832118 x 22. GARDEN FESTIVAL –East End Garden Festival to benefit Peconic Bay Medical Center. May 7 -10. 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. at Suffolk Life on Rte. 58, Riverhead and the Great Lawn, Main St., Westhampton Beach. Master Gardeners on hand to offer free advice. 631-548-6080. ANYTHING GOES – Presented by the Springs Community Theater. Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, May 8-10, 15-17. The John Drew Theater at Guild Hall, East Hampton. 631-329-0182 for tickets and info. PLANT SALE TO BENEFIT WILDLIFE RESCUE CENTER – The Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons holds “Flowers for Mom” plant and garden sale. May 6-10. 228 W. Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 1 – 5 p.m. 728WILD. SATURDAY, MAY 9 A DREAM FOR PEACE – See 5/8 listing for info. BATTLE OF THE BANDS AND THE MAJESTIC BAND – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Battle at 7 p.m. $10. The Majestic Band at 11 p.m. $15. 631-267-3117. ETTA JAMES AND THE ROOTS BAND – 8 p.m. $150, $125, and $100. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach, 631288-1500. TOM SAWYER DAYS – Help paint the old picket fence at the Sag Harbor Whaling Museum. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. (rain date, Sunday, May 10). 200 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631 725-0770 ext. 202. BAY STREET THEATER – The Picture Show presents Mildred Pierce at 8 p.m. $5. Cabaret and piano bar at 10 p.m. $10. Bay Street Theater, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. HEARTHSIDE POETRY READING – 4 p.m. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-2041240. KOONTZ ORGAN RECITAL – Dr. Daniel Koontz performs favorites from Bach, Mendelssohn and Koontz on Christ Church’s historic organ to benefit the organ’s restoration. Tickets at Canio’s Books, 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. $25/students $15. Christ Episcopal Church, E. Union St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0128. ROSE WINE RELEASE PARTY – Complimentary Rose Wine tasting party. Live World Music. 1 – 4 p.m. Wölffer Estates, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-5375106. TEA PARTY BENEFIT – Handmade tea cups, tea bowls and mugs donated by members of the Clay Art Guild, filled with specialty tea and home made cookies. $20 each to benefit the Guild. 2 – 5 p.m. The Water Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. SEA BORNE FILM SCREENING – New environmental film set in Long Island. 3 p.m. $5. Free for SUNY students and faculty. Avram Theatre, Stony Brook Southampton. 631-632-5023. LOUISE DESALVO READS – DeSalvo reads from On Moving: A Writer’s Meditation on New Houses, Old

Long Island. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. SOUTH PACIFIC AT ROSS – See 5/13 listing for info. OUTDOOR AND RECREATION

SATURDAY, MAY 9 MOSTLY PAUMANOK PATH – 5 mile hike. 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. Meet at Sag Harbor Industries on Bridgehampton Tpk. 631-725-3942. FULL MOON NIGHT HIKE – Nighttime hike through the forest up to North Pond. 7:30 p.m. Adults and children over 11. $5/Free for members. Quoque Wildlife Refuge, 3 Old Country Rd., Quoque. Reservation required. 631-6534771. PAUMANOK PATH – 10.5 mile hike. 9 a.m. Meet in municipal parking lot (next to the IGA parking lot) in downtown Montauk. 631-324TUESDAY, MAY 12 1127. PICK OF FAMILY HIKE UNDER STAGED READING OF THE WEEK THE MOON – 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. THE MISER – The Naked One-mile loop on Sammy’s Stage presents The Miser by Moliere, presented by GARDEN FESTIVAL – To benefit Peconic Bay Beach nature trail and along Spindletop Productions. 7:30 Medical Center. May 7 -10. 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. at the bay. Reservations at 631p.m. The John Drew Theater at Suffolk Life on Rte. 58, Riverhead and the Great 537-1400 ext. 206. East Guild Hall, East Hampton. 631- Lawn, Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-548- Hampton. 324-0806. 6080. SUNDAY, MAY 10 WEDNESDAY, MAY 13 LONG POND GREENMORNING SALON – Linda Bell reads from her manBELT – 4 mile hike. 8 to 10 a.m. Meet at South Fork uscript Growth and Productivity of Eastern Long Island. Natural History Museum, Bridgehampton Tpk. 631-7450689. Light refreshments. 11 a.m. Free. Bridgehampton Historical Society, Corwith Homestead, 2368 Montauk WATERFENCE – 5 mile hike. 10 a.m. Meet at Hither Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. Hills West Overlook off Rt. 27., Montauk 631-668-2093. SOUTH PACIFIC AT ROSS – May 13 to 16 at 7 p.m. WEDNESDAY, MAY 13 in the Ross School Court Theater, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East EXERCISE HIKE – 3 to 4 miles. 9 a.m. Hike through Hampton. Featuring students in grades 7-12. $20 adults/$10 students and seniors. Call 631-907-5407. Beech forest, past farmland. Meet on Abrahams Path in Western Amagansett. 631-329-1470. THURSDAY, MAY 14 HANK PORTER & CA3 W/DEBBIE COSGROVE – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. 8 p.m. $10. 631-267-3117. TWILIGHT THURSDAYS – 5 to 7:30 p.m. Complimentary artisanal cheese and live jazz. Wine sold by the glass. Free. Wölffer Estate Vineyard Tasting Room, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. JAM SESSION – Thursday nights. 7 to 9 p.m. No cover. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. 631899-3814. HIKING LONG ISLAND LECTURE – 6:30 p.m. Lee McAllister, author of Hiking Long Island presents slide show and lecture on geology, history, flora and fauna of

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

The Humor of a Jewish Mother

Shrine of Our Lady of the Island

With Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe, freelance author and humorist. Please join us at 9:00 a.m. for services, Ms. Wolfe’s presentation, and lunch.

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Haunts, and Finding Home Again. 6 p.m. Canio’s Books, 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. TRANSPLANTING SEEDLINGS – With author Scott Chaskey. 10 a.m. – 12 p.m. Free. Quail Hill Farm, Deep Lane, Amagansett. Moderate to heavy rain cancels. ANYTHING GOES – See 5/8 listing for info. SUNDAY, MAY 10 OTTMAR LIEBERT & LUNA NEGRA – 8 p.m. $40, $55, and $70. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach, 631-2881500. GABRIEL SHUFORD ON HARPSICHORD – 4 p.m. Prize-winning soloist, Shuford, presents Baroque program full of improvisation and period style. $20/$10 students and seniors. Southampton Cultural Center. 631-287-4377. ANYTHING GOES – See 5/8 listing for info.

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CHEEP CHEEP Dear David Rattiner, Thanks for the review on Twitter. I had wondered about that! Richard Brewster Via e-mail Twitter? – DR SUBWAY RIDE Dear Dan, Nice try Dan, you almost got me out to Amagansett early this morning. Dennis Phelps Via e-mail SWAN QUESTIONS Dear Dan, I loved your paper this week, especially regarding the cob, the male swan. Should I pass up my usual Memorial Day weekend in the Hamptons if I must worry that the cob might wish to peck at my car’s art deco? I have a lot of body molding strips that form designs on my car. Took a lot of work! Would the cob have an instinct that I love swans? Toby Van Buren Via e-mail He would. He told me to tell you to come on out. – DR A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO PIERSON Dear Dan, I am a 25 year resident of Sag Harbor and I would like to ask your paper to do a heart warming story about Pierson High School. It has been my privilege to be the mother of two beautiful sons Michael 23, and Anthony, 18, currently a student at Pierson. Anthony has a learning disability. He has ADHD, so his reading comprehension at times causes him frustration, leading him to have problems with his attitude and behavior in school. At times it was difficult for me to have to defend

the school to other parents, taxpayers and students. This school and its team of caring, loving, teachers, directors, counselors and staff have guided and granted my son Anthony the gift of teaching and learning. He has put the staff and myself to the test this winter. He was asked to leave the school because they felt that he could not be mainstreamed and his actions were causing disturbances. And they were right! But as an involved mother with a team of involved teachers, together we believed that it was in my son’s best interest and survival, to stay where he was, at Pierson. We all knew, and agreed, that if we placed him in a different school for the sake of not wanting to deal with his problem, we would lose him. Together as a team, we challenged the process and the one person who was causing this issue, Anthony. It took a lot of time, patience and love. As his mom, I felt I would conquer this alone. I had no choice, he is my son. There were times when I thought I would just throw in the towel and let him take his GED and just figure it out at a later date. But the one person who told me that it was unacceptable, was (believe it or not), my son Anthony. He truly wanted to graduate from Pierson High School, and wants to be successful

and an honorable citizen. How does a mom fold with those words and feelings that were placed in front of her? Armed with our feelings and beliefs, we all (as a team) went to the boards to ask for a last chance. They were reluctant. They thought about the side effects and decided that the only side effect was Anthony’s success. They agreed and kept him in place. I can tell you without question, if it were not for the team at Pierson High School, and his doctor, Harriet Hellman, Anthony would be a failure. Bottom line, every once in awhile you have take a risk. You have to challenge the system, ask for help and someone, somewhere, might hear your plea and understand the importance of breaking the cycle. We broke the cycle. We all won! Anthony, along with a wonderful team of caring, unsung heroes behind him, has raised his average in school and has no discipline issue to date. He is held accountable for his actions and his work. He is taking his tests for college, and is now a happy young man. I can tell you, without this strong foundation behind us, he would have slipped through the cracks. He said to his friend last night as they were talking about senior year, “I could not have done it without my family, friends and all the teachers who put their reputations on the line for me. They believed in me when I couldn’t.” So for all those who think that their school system is a vortex of wasted dollars or the school is just “a joke,” it is not. It is real, alive, loving and caring. It takes a village and our town working together as a team to make changes. A heart rendering thank you to the Pierson staff. You all know who you are, Harriet Hellman, NP and Anthony Borgese for standing up and taking responsibility for the future. Michele Joliet Tennariello Sag Harbor Via e-mail I second the motion. – DR

Police Blotter Swine Flu So far, health officials in Suffolk County are saying that the swine flu is not considered a threat and the East End is considered safe. We can all breathe a little bit easier, or then again, maybe we shouldn’t breathe. Bacon, hmmm. Subwoofer A man in Westhampton reported to police that somebody stole the subwoofer out of his SUV. A dog in Westhampton woofed at a man who was walking close to his property, the man backed off and the dog then subwoofed, then brought it down to a gentle growl. Yes Yes Bub A man in East Hampton didn’t immediately pull over after police put their sirens on after he made an illegal U-turn. The man drove his truck in excess of 60 mph before finally pulling over. When he did pull over, police found the man to be carrying undersized clams which he caught earlier, in the bed of his truck.

Three Arrested At a nightclub in Hampton Bays, a man was arrested when he attempted to climb in through the window of the nightclub on the top floor after he was denied entrance into the club. Now there is a dude who really needs to take into consideration what his priorities are in life. Southampton A man in Southampton was pulled over by police and charged with aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle in the second degree. He was also aggravated emotionally after receiving a ticket. Fancy Graffiti Even the thugs in East Hampton have an eye for class and color design. It was reported to police that gold graffiti was painted outside of a public restroom in Amagansett. A full investigation is underway.

One Expensive Bonfire A woman in Quogue reported to police that somebody stole over $3,000 worth of patio furniture from the deck at her home. The woman then looked into the theft herself, and realized that the thieves actually used the patio furniture as well as boards of her deck and benches from a nearby ocean club to fuel a large bonfire. Police are putting in a full investigation. Sag Harbor A man in Sag Harbor was seen walking in the middle of the bay up to his neck without any clothes on early in the morning. A woman was going to report the incident, not because the man was naked, but because she was concerned that the man was going to freeze to death from the cold water. When the man got out of the water and toweled off, he explained to the woman that he has been taking dips in the bay every morning for the last 30 years and he’s pretty sure that’s what’s keeping him so healthy. - David Lion Rattiner

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(OME3ERVICES Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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Domestic/ Personal Assistant

Hamptons Leading Agency

AL MARTINO DOMESTIC SEARCH Established 1972 Select Household Staffing REVIEWED IN N.Y. TIMES, FORBES & DEPARTURES Magazine *Private Chefs* Our Specialty We Represent The Very Best in The Industry Estate Managers, Couples Chauffeurs, Butlers Personal Assistants Nannies, Housekeepers, Caretakers DETAILS SEE WEB MARTINODOM.COM 212-867-1910 Fax 212-867-1917

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GOURMET CHEF Southampton. Live out preferred. Friday to Sunday. Memorial Day weekend to Labor Day for extended family with young children. Perfectionist type. Formal orientation. Legal working status. Please leave message (212)744-3300 extension 13.



Domestic positions available (631)329-9973

WWW. MONTAUKYACHTCLUB . COM The Montauk Yacht Club, one of the East End’s premier hospitality and yachting destinations, is seeking: • A dependable, highly-organized and detailoriented individual to join our accounting team. Responsibilities include payroll and accounts payables. We will train the right person. Position is full time, year-round with benefits. Salary DOE. • Experienced on-call Banquet Servers/ Bartenders for Weddings and Corporate Events. Fax resume to (631) 668-6181 Email to We are located at 32 Star Island Road • P.O. Box 5048 • Montauk, NY 11954 An Equal Opportunity Employer Operated by: 1199160




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H.V.A.C.: Small company atmosphere with large company benefits. We are looking for experienced Service Technicians in the light commercial and residential field of H.V.A.C. Steady employment and a family atmosphere make us the employer of choice. • Paid holidays/ vacation • 401k • Medical/ prescription/ life/ dental/ vision Ins. • In house and offsite training opportunities • Vehicle/ Uniforms • Salary negotiable with experience level Matz-Rightway is a team company looking for additional team players. Please call Lisa to discuss your opportunities. Hampton Bays, NY (631) 728-5405 or (631) 728-6468

HAMPTON DOMESTICS Our 27th Year * Private Chefs * Butler/ Houseman * Couples * Housekeepers * Chauffeurs/ Security * Estate Managers * Senior Companions * Groundskeepers * Home Health Aides * Nannies * Personal Assistants 631-725-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hamptons)

Food/Beverage Family oriented club seeks highly motivated persons for key positions including Bartenders, Cocktail Persons, Bathhouse Attendants, Ocean and Pool Lifeguards, Stewards, Short Order Cooks, Chef's Assistants, Kitchen Personal, Dishwashers and Table Porters. Persons must be neat in appearance, process good communication and people skills, and be team players.

Please call for applications and to schedule an interview. 631-283-7123

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212-838-5900 (New York City)

Caregiver/ Personal Assistant New York. Palm Beach. Miami Must be female, non-smoking home, experienced with handiHousekeeper needed. for week- capped individuals, speak fluent ends in Hamptons. Tasks include English and have a clean drivers cooking, cleaning, driving, and license and car. 631-537-5731 other duties as assigned. Applicants must like dogs. Smoke free Live in companion for elderly environment. Legal working pa- lady with mild alzheimers. pers and valid license required. Free room & board in a loveTo schedule an appointment, ly home on the North Fork. please call 516.365.2065. $300 wk + paid vacation time. Contact 631-473-7555 or mjkconnect Food/Beverage

Line Cooks Sen Japanese & Phao Thai Kitchen restaurants seek experienced (2 yr) line cooks for high volume year-round gig. Please fax resume to: 631.725.7218 ATTENTION: CHEF

Selling Your Car? Get that car sold today by placing an ad in Dan’s Classifieds. Call 631-537-4900 and get your car sold today!

Medical Biller Immediate F/T position, Experienced. For OBS/ GYN in Southampton. Competitive salary and benefit package. Submit resume or call (631)283-0736.

Part Time Part time driver and helper needed for weekends now, weekdays during summer. Eastport and Remsenburg area. Call 800-828-4888 ext 113.


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

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%MPLOYMENT$ANS#LASSIFIEDS Sales Looking for motivated sales people for full or P/T business. 35 yr old NY stock exchange Co., up to $100k potential. All training and support provided. Short learning curve. Call Wayne 631-804-2732

Situation Wanted

Merchandise for Sale Embroidery & Printing Polo's,T-Shirts, Robes, Towels Special Orders for Companies, Motels, Spas, Restaurants. Local Door to Door service. 631-664-5560

Merchandise Wanted

Experienced, energetic companion/ health aide with driving BUY/ SELL Furniture, Oriental services available in Suffolk. Carpets, Jewelry, Silver, Estate 631-384-9991. Inventory. 917-825-0551 Email Housewatchers of the Hamptons will take care of your home, pets, plants, etc. Handyman services also available. Dependable/ reliable. References. (631)830-3546.

SEEKING ESTATE MANAGER POSITION: Impeccable references over 15 years experience. (516)967-0595.

Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490

Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraiMerchandise for Sale sals. Instant decisions. Strictly 2 Tickets for sale, Andre Bocelli confidential. Lloyd MSG section 102, June 18th 631-325-1819 2009, face value $200 each. (516)263-8269

Tag/Yard/Estate Sale

Child Care Stay at home mom available for day care in own home. CLEAN, SAFE Environment 631-525-2358 Michelle



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ESTATE/ HOME SALES. We are the experts. We know how to do it right. Call Lloyd! 631-325-1819

MGB GT 1969 Ground up, sliding roof, real bucket seats, wire wheels. Looks great! Runs great! $9,5000. (631)929-6602

A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & Professional Organizer. Personal Service. Experience. Reliability. (631) 725-2128

Sagaponack North Sat May 9th, 9am-12pm. 70 Old Farm Rd. Just off 27, Turn North to Sagg Rd., make first left, follow signs.

Antiques/Collectibles FURNITURE REPAIRS ANTIQUE WORKSHOP Chairs Re-Glued, Caning, Rushing, French Polishing Stripping, Refinishing Antiques Restored Custom Upholstering Seats Recovered Painted Finishes Wood Finishes Repairs of Any Kind Gold & silver leafing Free pick ups & deliveries Kitchen Cabinets Refinishing Wicker/ Rattan Rebuild & Repaint Teak Cleaning/ Oiling CALL JON TODAY! 631-874-0515 718-224-4250

Montauk thru Manhattan

ESTATE/ GARAGE SALE Art/Art Services/Framing ANTIQUES, furniture in mint FOR SALE, Beautiful Vintage cond, a bit of everything call to 70's & 80's Woodcuts signed by make appt (917)854-3711. Whitney Brooks Hansen. I will be happy to email pics. Prices start at $900 up to $2,500. Please Retail email or call Barry- Cell 781-608-0617 or Home (781)933-7749.

HIRING NOW! We seek motivated, experienced, energetic professionals for opportunities in our Hampton's, Westchester & Long Island locations. Resumes to: Or phone: 866-618-2795



Automotive ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$. TRAILERS, BOATS, TOOLS. $50- $5,000 (631) 474-3161 DMV# 7099438 CASH FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT RV's Boats transport or buy Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J'S TOWING Lic. 516-383-4403 Ins.

High end retailer Roberta Freymann is now hiring for its East Hampton & Southampton boutiques. Seasonal manager, key holder and full & part-time sales positions available. Roberta Freymann is a women’s ready-to-wear and accessories line inspired by global trends with boutiques in NYC and East Hampton. Roberta Roller Rabbit by Roberta Freymann is a lifestyle brand featuring block printed apparel for women, children & men; home furnishings and hand painted furniture with boutiques in NYC, Southampton and LA. Applicants must have retail experience, love fashion and home furnishings, be upbeat and have a positive work ethic. Salary commensurate with experience. Knowledge of RPro a plus. Email resumes to Please note the location and position you are applying for in the title of the email.

DODGE NEON 1998 White exterior, interior clean. Runs great! 130k. Asking $2,200. w w w. we b e a u t o s . c o m (516)881-0031 Best offer! FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales. Restoration & Service. Repair for your foreign or domestic car. Call Aventura Motors 631-283-8819

We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653)

Beauty Basic Manicure, Pedicure services. Evening house calls available. (631)375-2091 Want money freedom + A youthful appearance? Former Corporate Beauty Executive Seeks BUSINESS- MINDED LEADERS to partner on AntiAging Project. Major 1.2 Billion $ Company Qualities U POSSESS: Gutsy, Savvy, Open, Enthusiastic, Coachable, Persistent, Loves People. Serious Inquiries only, please. Nancy Mindes (516)705-8823.

Business Opportunities

Catherine's Cleaning Year Round Hampton's Housekeeping & Estate Management Serving High End Homes from Southampton to East Hampton. Cell 631-793-1121 Cleaning Person Experienced! Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575

Handyman A Better Job with DR. BOB’S CARPENTRY & HANDYMAN SERVICE House Watching, All Home Improvements, Minor Repairs, Powerwashing, Mildew Removal. Attic & Basement Clean Out Lic'd & Ins'd. 631-723-3459 A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Licensed and Insured. 631-728-8955 Handyman For Weekends!!! Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday Call Mete Cell 631-664-5560

Enthusiastic, Energetic Hampton resident with excellent referHouse Watching ences available for house cleaning, child care and Pet sitting. HOME WATCH SERVICE Flexible hours. (631)338-9247 Daily/ weekly/ monthly inspection on your investment. Will Experienced Woman will clean tailor services to meet your and take care of your house. needs. (631)987-2761 Great references. Reasonable rates. 631-745-3251


Business & Property For Sale 27 Auto Circle Mechanics is up for sale with or without property; established for more than 20 years with a full license and machinery of New York inspection of gas and diesel automobiles. For more information Please contact 631-283-9016/ call cell 631-988-3791 or visit us at 1535 County Rd, 39 Southampton.

Gies House cleaning & House watch service. Year round. In- 1st CHOICE PROPERTY sured. Locally owned. MANAGEMENT Caretaking; Tree Service; Lawn Care; Spring (631)398-0934 Clean-up. Economic Climate ReHardworking Polish woman duced Rates. Mike 631-786-3464 cleans your house for reasonable price. (631)523-1492 Hampton Premier Lawn Services Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Weekly, Bi-Weekly, On-Call, Service Year round/ Seasonal; Spring Clean Up, Residential/ Commercial. ExcelTrimming, Edging, Hedging. lent References. Insured & Power Washing. Bonded. Call For A Free Esti(631)946-3325 mate. (631)553-5589 Classes/Instruction MAC LANDSCAPE Maria, House Cleaning Service. & ASSOCIATES, INC. Black & White Reliable, good references. Year Photography & Alternative round, and seasonal clients. Site Development, Printing. 15 Years Exp. 631-255-8910, 631-727-0862. Tractor Work, Planting, for All Levels. Small Group & Transplanting, Seed & MARY’S CLEANING Service Private Lesson Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, House- Office- Restaurants Brick Patios, Walkways, sonal. Year Round. Cell 631-765-5410 Driveways. Certified (516) 641-2666 (516) 690-3726 Horticulturists On Staff. French Classes by native Pari- sian. Adults/ children. All lev27 Years of Design, els. Le Cercle Francais. POLISH WOMAN providing Construction service For Cleaning, House(631)725-2128 and Maintenance keeping & Home Companion (631) 725-1249 References & own car. TUTORING 631-591-2220 All Subjects, All Ages. WM ESTATE SERVICE Masters in Education Art Saldana Cleaning Service. ReGarden and Grounds Therapy for Adults/Children liable. Experienced. Honest. Lawn Mowing Yoga/Pilates for Children House cleaning & watching, ofHouse Watching NYC/The Hamptons fice & window cleaning. Daily, Other Services Available Claudia 631-721-7515 weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. Upon Request 631-604-5438. www.123sclean(631) 921-9079 Bonded & Insured. Cleaning $15 per hour. Old fashioned cleaning at an old fashioned price. (631)375-2091 A STEP ABOVE HOUSECLEANING. Year round/ seasonal service. Reliable, Experienced, Professional & Courteous. Call Maria 631-839-0368.

Spring/ Summer opening cleaning. Cleaning under not around for over 15 years. Call VSMC cleaning service @631-745-2598 please leave message


Experienced Housekeeper will clean and organize your home. GARAGE WANTED! Do you Great references and prices. have a garage to rent in or near Lurdes 631-875-3641 Montauk? Call (201)873-6068

Marine Boat Waxing, washing, compounding, weekly service, interiors, "workingman's wash" $2.99 per foot. Insured & bonded. 631-728-2323

Moving/Storage Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

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Party Services/Music


White Wedding: The Most Awesome 80's Cover Band in New York! With a six- person band in full 80's costume and an amazing sound, your guests won't soon forget what an incredible time they had at your party! Visit our website at and call or email now! (718)783-1776.

Private tennis lessons for any age and level, from a former professional player, I will come to your private tennis court, any time seven days a week. Please contact me by phone or e-mail and let the fun begin! (347)968-0709.


Nice “move in� truck

A1 Painting, Interior & exterior. Painting, staining, power washing. Economic Climate reduced rates. Mike 631-287-1808

PLOVER Weekly Maintenance $55.00 Open/ Close from $250.00 Repairs & Liner Changes Tuesday Service - get 10% off 631-871-6769

JJ's Painting Interior and Exterior. Powerwashing & Staining. Excellent service and economic prices. Free estimates. 631-678-5501

ALL ABOUT YOU! Professional Wait & Bartending Services

Sewing Carmen’s Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Be a Guest At Your Party Leave IT ALL to Us Millie 631-793-9356 Patti 631-553-3518

Summer Rentals


Summer Rentals


Apartments Southampton Village Pine Street 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath. Fully Renovated, Wood Floors. Walk to All. Heat Included. No pets. $1,375 mo. 800-227-0595 WESTHAMPTON BEACH 1 bedroom fully furnished. Washer/ dryer. Walk all. Tennis/ pool/ AC. No stairs. No pets/ smoking. (917)208-4706

Summer Rentals

All the Hamptons,


All the Rentals.




Walk to Ocean Privacy 5 bedrooms, 6 Baths Central Air Conditioning New, professional gourmet kitchen. Piano, Jacuzzi, heated Pool, lawn and gardens. Near tennis!

AMAGANSETT Hidden Gem. 1 or 2 bedrooms on the Ocean, Pool. Walk to town. Short term rentals. (631)267-8121

July & August $24,000. August $16,000. (631)219-5130 (631)368-7841

3 Bedrooms + Guest Suite 60 ft Pool, beautiful gardens Use of boat for rowing & fishing

2 weeks in July $20,000 August 20- LD or longer ALSO a possibility!

Bridgehampton 3 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre. MD-LD $49,000. (Also avail monthly) 917-690-8346

Call owner (212)595-3400 BRIDGEHAMPTON VILLAGE Beautiful 1 BR Cottage, French Doors, Beamed Ceilings, Walk to Town; Close to Beach MD- LD $12,000 516-658-5728

Bridgehampton: 3 bedroom charming 1920s farmhouse. Beautiful gardens, patio, very private. Walk to town. MD- LD $25,900. 631-537-2627 BRIDGEHAMPTON: Turnkey Gem! 3 BR, 3 Bth, CAC, Jacuzzi, Pool, Tennis. No Pets Owner. July- LD $40K Weekdays 212-688-6023, Weekends 631-537-2191 Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Location! 212-794-1000 Bridgehampton Monkey Room, 1 interior bedroom suite, beautifully furnished, private center hall entrance, marble bath. All amenities inclusive. Available now on a gentleman's horse farm. No pets, no smoking. Single or double occupancy. Call for rates. House (631)537-9149. Cell (201)522-3143

Summer Rentals


MAGNIFICENT Pond front home

July $30,000 July - LD $38,000 MD - LD $40,000 Must see! (917)865-9917

Aquebogue- North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or Bridgehampton new formal colonial 5 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, gourweekly/ monthly (631)722-4096 met kitchen, great room, mini private estate, heated pool, 1 Bridgehampton Beach House. mile to village, $120,000 MDClose to Ocean Beaches & LD or Monthly. No smokers or Villages. Very private, 4 BDRM, groups. Owner 631-537-5731 3 bath beach house with a large yard & heated pool. Many extras. Bridgehampton South See pics at Fabu furnished Sunlit on bird sanctuary $32,000 Memorial to LD. 3 BR 3 bath, cac, wood $29,000 July to Labor Day. stove, greenhouses, skylights, $18,000 July. $16,000 August, or large deck, walk to Jitney $40,000 yearly. Call John at Summer $25,00 917-579-9194 Yr round $40,000. 631-506-0168

3- 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths. Amazing back yard with 39-foot custom heated Grecian pool with four-color night lighting and built-in spa. Screened gazebo, new kitchen and LR with cathedral ceilings and HUGE skylights, CAC, 50-inch flat screen TV. No smoking. Pet possible.


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Bridgehampton South Of Highway

AMAGANSETT WALK TO OCEAN Bright, cheery 3 bedroom, 2 bath Large decks MD- LD $16,500 (631) 267-3326


A better way to rent.

BEST DEAL IN SAGAPONACK! Chic home on 2.1 lushly landscaped private acres & lawn on quiet street. 3 BRs, 2BAs, study, childproof fence around heated pool, Jacuzzi, open living great room, CAC, close to beach. Monthly $20,000

Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60� and 90� Tree spade. Peter Greal- Amagansett: Sandy Beachish. 631-283-9326. Front, Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring. For sale or rent by owner. Pics@ WHOLESALE TREES w w w. p a u l c a l a b r o . c o m Leyland Cypress, White 646-369-4106. Pine,†Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears.†Many others. All Sizes. AMAGANSETT SOH 2 bedTICK CONTROL rooms, newly renovated kitchen Complete Fertilization and bath, new carpeting, freshly & Property Maintenance painted, washer/ dryer. Walk to Programs. ocean beach, village, Jitney. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE Share 20x40 pool. $20,000 MD(631) 725-1249 LD. Owner (631)495-5118 Our 27th Year



AMAGANSETT 4 bedroom, 3.5 baths, in-ground pool, walk to bay, short ride to beach, avail monthly, June, July, & first 2 weeks of Sept. 201-320-2044

Andrew Stevens (631)235-3557



Summer Rentals

631-267-2028 802-824-8439

Tree Sale! $49 & up Cypress. Privet $10 & up 631-830-1276

Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skyRQP Interior/ Exterior Painting, lights, gutters, chimneys, archiStaining, Power Washing. tectural, recarpentry, decks, reQuality Comes First! Free Esti- siding, repainting. 631-324-2200, 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200, mates. Roy 631-431-8225 631-288-1850

Summer Rentals

July $33,000 August $40,000 June or Sept $7,500 weekly

SUV Car Service to: Airports, Manhattan, Broadway Shows, Sporting Events. Licensed & Insured. Local & Reliable.


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Summer Rentals

BRIDGEHAMPTON VILLAGE Historic Halsey House Furnished, Antiques through out One acre compound 6 BR, 3.5 BA'S, 2 spas, heated pool, walk to bus & train. $79k MD - LD 201-213-0220

Center Moriches EXCEPTIONAL VACATION HOME on 4 WATERFRONT ACRES Very spacious and private 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths Professional kitchen Large pool, wireless, HD TV's Every high-end amenity! Deep creek dock on property July $18K, August- LD $22K July- LD $35K For spec. sheet/ photo album Send email to: or call Michael 212-944-1881 EAST HAMPTON Immaculate home Tastefully furnished Private setting, 3 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath with ground level office and family room. Open design, cathedral ceilings, great for entertaining. Master bedroom suite on separate floor with balcony and loft area. French doors in living room overlook heated pool, deck, and beautiful landscaping. Teak furniture on outdoor dining deck with Weber gas grill. Fireplace, central air, central vac. TV's with Cable/VCR/DVD and cable modem in office. Indoor/outdoor sound system. MD- LD. $35,000 917-375-3915

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

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Summer Rentals

EAST HAMPTON 1 Bedroom cottage, AC, steps to bay beach, outdoor shower. Newly renovated, lovely, affordable summer retreat. Season $10,500 or July $5,000, August $6,000 (917)714-6432 (631)267-6413 East Hampton: Northwest Contemporary House. 4 Bedroom 3 Bath. Grass Galore, Swings, Treehouse, separately fenced pool, private. Central Air. Multi-level decking. Outdoor Shower. Summer $39,000. AugLD $19,000, July $15,000, MDJune $10,000. Year round option. (212)787-1762.

East Hampton/ Northwest Modern white contemporary Wooded acre Heated pool, Central air 4 bedrooms, 2 baths Walk to water Outdoor shower, Free WIFI July 1 -Labor Day $26,000 July $13,000 August -Labor Day $16,000 Flexible

East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access.

MD- LD $35,000 July $15,000 August- LD $19,000 Owner:

East Hampton: Deluxe house. 3 BR, 2 bath, heated pool w/ attached Jacuzzi, waterfall, electrical gates, CAC, deck, garage. Monthly or seasonal. Shown by appt. 631-374-4872

East Hampton Dune Alpin 703-994-1009 Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 Baths, central air. pool and tennis. Bike to EAST HAMPTON 3 bedrooms, ocean. Walk to Red Horse. 3 baths, geodesic dome, heated MD- LD $35,000 Owner pool, July 1- LD $16,000. 212-228-9678 631-537-7519 (631)324-0446 East Hampton: Gorgeous 2 BR Waterfront house on Gardeners Bay. CAC. $40k MD- LD. PriEAST HAMPTON Barnes vate beach. Landing 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, (631)987-7711 half mile to bay beach, walk to deli, quiet street, new carpeting, East Hampton freshly painted, large deck, outLion's Head private beach. door shower, washer/ dryer. MD- LD $28,000. Owner Open bay, magnificent views. Mint 4 BR, 3.5 baths, (631)495-5118 den & fireplace. MD- LD $49K. EAST HAMPTON/ CLEAR917-660-1941 WATER BEACH. Bright, immaculate and tranquil 2 BR East Hampton newly built home available JULY 1- SEP- furnished 4 bedroom, 3 bath, TEMBER 30 @ $10,200, option heated inground pool, eat in for JULY- AUG or monthly. kitchen, living room, dining See†photos @ room, laundry room, CAC, fire#188652 Call Owner place, 2 car garage Aug- LD 917-705-5252. Flexible terms. 516-779-0710 EAST HAMPTON DUNE ALPIN FARM Private house. Mint condition! 3- 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths, DR, CAC, fireplace, heated gunite pool. August- LD $27,000. (917)886-1927 Weekend (631)324-5193 East Hampton: newly renovated, landscaped, 5 BR, 3 Bath, Hands Creeks Harbor contemporary, cathedral ceilings, skylights, fireplace, wrap around deck, pool.

East Hampton Northwest Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Asking $12,000. MD- LD. (631)324-4979 East Hampton/ Sag Harbor contemporary saltbox in private wooded setting. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, lovely heated pool, CAC, fireplace. extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. Season $25,000. 212-560-2203 Long Season Available

East Quogue: 1910 quaint farmhouse, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet street, 1 block from Bay, 15 minutes to Ocean beach, updated kitchen. Available weekly, monthly, seaw w w. h a n d s c r e e k r e n t a l . c o m . sonal. Owner (570)224-6773 $45k MD- LD. 203-685-5759

Summer Rentals East Hampton, Springs: Perfect summer retreat. Bright 3 bedroom, 2 bath with one Jacuzzi tub. 2 living rooms, skylights, fireplace, piano. New appliances Very private, fabulous landscaping,heated pool, outdoor hot tub and shower. Brick patio, weber gas grill, hammock. All amenities. See it you will rent! August 1- Labor Day $10,000 No smoking. 646-522-4992, 917-837-8711

Summer Rentals EAST QUOGUE SOH 3 bedrooms, 2 bath ranch. LR, DR, den with fireplace, CAC, 20x40 pool with deck. All amenities. July and August. (516)922-7018

East Hampton Stunning 1 level Large Modern home. Great deal! Designer Decorated. 3 Bedroom Suites, Double Height Great Room, Grand Piano/ Player. New, Gorgeous 20x40 Heated Pool/ Waterfalls. Large Deck on 1 Private Landscaped Acre. HALF PRICE! 5 days, Memorial weekend $2,995. MD- East Quogue village. 3br, 2ba, LD $48,000 or monthly. beach house. Fireplace, deck, Owner garage. MD-LD $19,000 (516)676-7779, (516)448-2321 Hampton Bays. Two story conEast Hampton: Super family temporary. 3br, 2ba, jacuzzi tub, house with all the toys, heated inground heated pool, mahogany pool, spa, deco tennis court with decking, tropical landscape. Exball machine, CAC, 4 BR's, exer- tended full season. $35,000 cise play room. Everything you could want for a great vacation Quogue. Dune Road. Oceanand only 3 minutes from Village. side 2br renovated beach house July $25,000. Aug.- LD $32,000. and studio guest cottage. Private Weekly $9,000. 631-875-6941 ocean access. MD-LD $35,000. East Hampton Tennis Secluded luxury behind the gates on 2 private acres! 3 BRs 2.5 baths, new kitchen, granite tops, high end appliances, very tastefully furnished, flat screen TV, CAC, fplc, BBQ area, lots of decks around 20x40 heated pool. All weather tennis court. Close to Village & Beaches. MD- LD $40,000. Aug. $20,000. July $15,000. June $5,000. Owner: 516-873-9008 516-443-0485 East Hampton: very clean 3/4 bedroom single family home, 2 baths, 1.5 miles to Amagansett/ East Hampton village, CAC, dog friendly, wood stove, perennial gardens. Very private. $2,700 monthly plus utilities. Summer rental possible. 631-907-2947 East Quogue End of Private Road 5 Bedroom, 3.5 bath, A/C, Heated 20x40 L Shape Pool, Hot Tub, Outside Shower, Basketball, Garage, 3 Fpls, Baby Grand Piano 6/27 - 9/7 $35,000 July or August May be Available 631-431-5143 East Quogue, 2 Br, Waterfront community Cottage, pool, beach, deck, air conditioning, cable, laundry room, dock fishing, near beaches. Long season. $10,500 631-653-4868 631-653-9280

EAST QUOGUE Waterfront cozy cottage with dockage to 35' vessel, bring a boat! 3 bedrooms, spa/ Jacuzzi. Last chance for MD weekend $12,000! July/ August $4,000. September negotiable. (631)742-4940

Summer Rentals

HAMPTON BAYS Full Season $20,000 or monthly rates available Lovely House, Pristine Setting on 1 acre. 2 Bedrooms, Large Deck, Outdoor Shower, Kayak. Swim from Dock, Bike to Ocean. Pet Friendly. No Smoking. Owner (646)221-7463 or (917)687-3919

Hampton Bays large 2 BR, 2 Bath, Waterview condo, full/ partial, MD- LD. 201-602-0912 Hampton Bays Rampasture Point Waterview Carriage House on waterfront acre. Spacious, sunny loft w/ woodburning stove, kitchenette, over-sized bath & wonderful sunsets. Furnished. Private beach. MD- LD $8,900 will consider split season. 631-252-2519 Hampton Bays Waterfront Cormorant Point OPEN HOUSE 5/3 & 5/9 1pm- 4pm. on Shinnecock Bay. 4 BR's, CAC, heated pool, Beach, Privacy. MD - LD $48k July $19k. Aug.- LD $24k

East Quogue: Waterfront Inn Beach, Dock, Private Furnished Rooms from $2,300 total. MD 631-875-6226 September 15th. 631-728-9835 Hampton Bays: Waterfront Very secluded 3 bedroom plus Hampton Bays, 2 rooms, full loft house on Peconic Bay. Prikitchen, full bath, A/C, hot tub, vate beach adjacent to nature use of bicycles, close to R.R./ preserve.† Spectacular sunsets. 2 shopping & beaches. Fully fur- baths, central air, washer/ dryer, nished, suitable to 1- 2 persons, kayaks. Available MD- LD private entrance and parking, no $24K. Monthly rental possible. smoking or pets. MD- LD $7,500 Call (718)499-8079. Location neg., all utilities included. photos can be e-mailed. 1-516-429-9880 Jean Carbone Hampton Bays 1 Bedroom Real Estate, Inc. condo, pool, tennis, deck, wash61 Montauk Highway er/ dryer, AC. $8,000 MD- LD. Quogue (516)946-6912 631-653-4197 Jeancarbone McCoy&McCoy RE 2987 Montauk Hwy. Sagaponack,New York Quogue – Four bedroom three 537-0600 bath contemporary, heated pool Sagaponack: Bright French with child safe fencing, all Country Traditional, 1.7 private weather tennis court, $28,000.00 acres, 4+ beds 3.5 bath, 2 fire- August-LD places, heated gunite pool,rear yard and pool area gated. MD- Quogue – Oceanfront quaint LD $85,000 July- LD $75,000 four bedroom two bath charmer, Sagaponack: Endless views, $30,000.00 July $40,000.00 Auhilltop traditional 1.1 acres, gust. Poxabogue Pond & vineyard views, 7000 sq. ft.,7 beds 6 Quogue – Charming waterfront baths, 3 fireplaces, elevator, gu- home, three plus bedrooms, two nite pool & spa, 12 flat screen baths, ROW to ocean, t.v.'s , 3 car garage, handicap ac- $48,000.00 MD-LD. cessible, & separate studio apt. MD- LD $250,000 Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, Sagaponack: Ocean front south highway, bike to village, Cozy 2 bed room MD- LD beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. $110,000 $13,000. 631-653-8750

Summer Rentals MAIN STREET REALTY 10 Mitchell Rd. Westhampton Beach, NY 631-288-4343 COZY, CONVENIENT - In the middle of Village, steps from all! 2- bedroom, full kitchen, patio and large backyard. Season $10,000 IN-VILLAGE TWINS Two adjacent 1-bedroom apartments near all, yet on a secluded culde-sac. Attentively furnished, w/d. Avail monthly or Full Season. $13,000 each, Season BAYFRONT CONDO Dune Rd Special! Great views and great apt. 1 Bdrm w extra sleep acc. A Must- See! Available monthly $15,000 Seas YARDARM OCEANFRONT A rare find! Top-floor 2- bedroom unit at iconic Yardarm. Pool, tennis pvt beach. July $15,000 ADORABLE TOWNHOUSE Spotlessly maintained 2- bedroom duplex with private patio and pool. The perfect place for summer fun. Steps to Main Street June-LD $25,000 LIVE LARGE! 1300+ sf 2 bedroom professionally decorated bayfront condo at The Yardarm. 2 pools, 3 tennis courts and private ocean beach July $18,000 THE BEST OF REMSENBURG An address of distinction! Secluded 1.7 waterfront acres on best country lane. 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, pool, tennis, deep- water dock, lushly landscaped. August- LD, ask $49,900 MANORVILLE CONDO JEWEL. "HAMPTONS AMENITIES WITHOUT THE PRICE". Large, Furnished Second Floor Bedroom/ Bathroom/ Private Suite, Kitchen Access Pool, Tennis, Public Golf Course. $4,500 season. (516)819-7221 MONTAUK Ditch Plains vacation rental by the sea. Week or monthly. Available May- September. 2 BR, W/ D, deck, cable, pool. Montauk Shores Condominium. Owner 631-902-0399 631-581-6541 Montauk's best kept secret! (2) Ditch Plains ocean view condo trailer units- Seasonal MD- LD $20,000 or yearly $30,000. For more info and photos go to: w w w. c h a m p e y. o r g 631-804-8048

Quogue Village Scenic Waterfront property, secluded on private 1.4 acres with panoramic views & magnificent sunsets. 4 Bedrooms, 3 Full Baths, Pool, 2 huge decks, central A/C & much much more. Memorial Day - Labor Day Reduced to $25,900 Call 631-455-2005

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Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100

Sag Harbor: Entire upstairs, cathedral ceilings, skylights, large master bedroom, fireplace. 35foot deck. $16K MD- LD. 631-899-3876

Sag Harbor Village Room/ home short season 3- 4 mos. $1,450 mo, yr $950 mo. 212-213-4365

Southampton Beat the Traffic Gorgeous 6 bedrooms, 3 bath, great room, large kitchen, heated pool, large deck, cac, near town & beach. Jun 1- LD $40,000 917-520-4595

Southampton post modern, 4 bedroom 3 bath, CAC, heated pool, first floor master, cathedral ceilings on a cul-de-sac. MDLD $42k. (516)532-7148

SOUTHAMPTON: WATERFRONT, SUMMER RENTAL May 18- Sept 13, $6,875. Furnished, 400 sq. ft. studio. Full Kitchen, Full Bath, Walk in Closet. Twin bed plus Twin sofa bed. Ceiling Fans. Backyard w/ BBQ. 3.5 Acre Co-op Property on Shinnecock Bay. Pool. Laundry on Premises. No pets. References Required. 917-685-8203

Southampton Condo - Near Ocean Convenience! Village location, pool and tennis relaxing amenities, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, patio, central air. MD – LD $20,000

Sag Harbor Pondfront Designer Country Cottage for rent. $4,000 per wk, 3 br, 3 ba, (Sleeps 5) Hot Tub, Cable, AC Wireless Internet 516-974-5554

Water Mill - Sparkling Country Escape! Cathedral ceiling, library, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, SAG HARBOR/ SOUTHheated pool. MD – LD AMPTON Famous Writer’s $35,000 Paradise. Walls of glass, 3 BR, 3 BTH, 50’ heated lap pool, Southampton Village - Deluxe decks galore, very private. MDMediterranean Escape! Light, LD $31,000. June $10,000. July bright, open and airy, fireplace, 3 $11,000. August $12,000 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, 917-520-5292 heated pool. MD – LD $50,000

SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT 4 BR w/ Incredible Master Heated Pool, CAC, Dock, Professional Kit, 4.5 Bth Outrageous Decks Monthly or Full Season Monthly starting @ $25K 516-729-7000 Sag Harbor Waterfront Large 1BR. Pool, hot tub, private deck/ BBQ area, dock. Walk to town/ tennis. MD- LD $12,300 includes utilities. 646-594-4244 SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT Pool, Deep Water Dock 4 BR, 3 Bth CAC Avail Weekly $4000 or Monthy July/ Aug 516-729-7000

Sag Harbor Bay Point "Key West sunsets," fabulous light filled beautifully furnished new contemporary, endless water views, heated pool, limestone patio, double height LR, fireplace, wet bar, den. 4 bedrooms, QUOGUE- 3 bd, 2 bath, den, 3 bath, CAC, w/d. $79,000 sea- Sag Harbor, X- Large Bright CAC. Beautiful garden! Pool son, $40,000 June- July, $39,000 White Studio Apt 22' x 22' Loft like w/ tall ceilings. Across from house w/ bath & loft. Heated August. 917-825-0603 Beach & close to Village. Wirepool, huge deck, country chic. Summer $30,000 /partial. Own- Sag Harbor: Magical 3 acre pri- less internet cable, electric, and vate setting, 3 BR, 2 bath, CAC, A/ C all included. Fully furer/ broker. (917)209-9448 heated pool, grand piano, chefs nished. MD- LD $8,500. Quogue 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, in kitchen, huge decking. MD- LD 631-848-0482 ground pool, cac private acre, $35k, July $12k, Aug. $16k. bike to village, no pets, July - LD (917)837-6706 Shinnecock Hills Brand new rental $35,000 Call Mel apartments. Walk to water. All 917-288-9404 Broker Sag Harbor near beach, near amenities. Weekly: $1,000 studio. $1,200 1 bedroom. MonthQuogue: South Highway. 2 BR village. 1 bedroom loft: MDly available. (631)377-1110 cottage, pool, W/D, walk/ town, LD $9,000. 2 bedroom July & 2 bedroom bike/ beach: $12,000 MD- LD August $12,000. SOUTHAMPTON: Just outor monthly. Owner share $2,000 monthly. Extended side village, 4 bed, 3 bath, CAC, season available. (516)459-9598 212-381-3223 heated pool on private, landscaped acre. Skylights, chef's REMSENBURG kitchen, newly furnished. ExtenSag Harbor/ Noyac New Construction, high-end sive decking. Available AugustWaterfront Community rental. 4 en-suite br's, 5 baths, LD $30k. (917)837-2909 3 BR, 1.5 baths. private, pristine and perfect for MD- LD $19,000 entertaining. Heated pool. SOUTHAMPTON Secluded July $8,000 MD- LD $60k. or monthly. Estate, ultimate privacy 8 BedAug.- LD $9,000 Owner 516-524-7074 rooms, 4.5 Baths, Heated pool/ 516-510-4995 Jacuzzi, 2 acres Remsenburg secluded retreat. 3 516-496-2339 bedrooms, 2 baths on canal with Sag Harbor: Studio bedroom. private dock, wrapped deck, Private entrance, refrigerator, miSouthampton dead end street. $20,000 MD- crowave, cable TV. MD- LD Village South $6000, longer season available. LD. (571)274-8686 Walk to OCEAN, 203-685-5759. Restaurants. Renovated 2BR Southampton cottage. SAG HARBOR Waterfront June to Sept. $2,975/weekly Studios, 1 BR's (212)786-2562 Weekly/ Monthly/ Yr Rd Pristine Peconic views. rates available Gateway to the Hamptons, Starting @ $1000/ month 5 BR’s , 4 baths, den, exercise Incl Cable, Internet Southampton: 3/4 BR's, 3.5 area, CAC/ heating, gunite 631-725-7200 baths, heated gunite pool, CAC, heated pool, mahogany decks, private area. $16k July. $34k pool house w/ bath, basketball July- Aug. (631)287-4525 court. Boat Mooring Sag Harbor Village Also YEAR ROUND at Jitney stop. 1 MD- LD $75K SOUTHAMPTON bed with study, share kitchen, July- LD $65K 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, w/d. Stylish living, dining room, Monthly/ Weekly Available CAC, heated pool, patio. No fee. $1,600/ month jacuzzi/ hot tub, May- October. $1,200 plus (631)204-0202 finished basement. utilities year round. landscaped, (917)763-6663 (516)857-1795 immaculate! Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st $3,000 weekly floor newly renovated apt in !DVERTISEINTHE%AST or $11,000 monthly. heart of Historic district walk to %NDS,ARGEST7EEKLY Call: (631)283-4583 or all, no smoking/ pets. Long seaCell: (631)807-7907 son $17,000. 631-725-1743

Southampton Village - Near Ocean Elegance! Grand living/dining room, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, central air, heated pool, community tennis. MD – LD $85,000


SOUTHAMPTON Close to village. Heated pool, guest cottage, landscaped grounds, gates / (FP). 4 bed/ 4 bath, Gourmet cooking, finished basement, Pond/ Japanese bridge. Direct/ Owner 75 K for the season 917-273-8710 Marilyn

Southampton, Roses Grove, Bright and Airy Contemporary, Cathedral Ceilings, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, 1 block from Peconic Bay Beach, Large Deck, property 0.5 acres, July- LD $15.000, LD- all Sept $5000, by Owner 631-283 4058 718-352-5992 Southampton Townhouse. 2 story, 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath, CAC, pool & tennis. June $6k, July $9k 212-617-2806 516-297-8782 Southampton Village - Classic and Charming. 4 BR, 2 BA. Heated Gunite Pool and Hot Tub. Off Elm St. Walk to Main St. and Ocean. Reduced to $45,000 Memorial Day to Labor Day. Owner (917) 287-5207.

Southampton Village, Home For Rent by Owner. South of the Highway. 1/2 mile to beach, 4 BR, 2 BA , beautifully renovated; heated pool $7500/ weekly, July only. For photos or appointment contact owner at oldtownSouthampton Country cottage. 1 bedroom with large great room & kitchen. Wood floors, cathedral ceiling. MD- LD $15,000. Southampton Village No Smoking/ pets. 516-909-9515 Southampton Cottages great location, beautiful property, lake access, Ocean and Village within 3 miles. Starting at $10,000 MDLD Call 631-283-5444

SOUTHAMPTON DIRECT WATERFRONT, ALL WATER TOYS.. AC, 2 BRS + LOFT, 1 BTH, DOCK + SLIP.. SWIM, FISH IN FRONT.. ACESS PECONIC BAY. MD-LD $17.5 or mthly/weekly Peter Elliot 212-535-3306 646-262-2004

New home 4 BR's, 4 baths, CAC, pool, tennis, walk to all. 1/2 mile to ocean.

Southampton Waterfront With Dock 3 BR, 2 bath cottage on sandy beach. Totally renovated. Boat- up to 32 feet. MD- LD $29,500. Monthly & extended season available. Pets o.k. 917-544-7225

SOUTHAMPTON WATERVIEW Charming cape on very private acre. 3 Bedrooms, 3 Bath, CAC, fenced in yard, outdoor shower, heated gunite pool, perennial garden, steps to private beach. Spectacular sunsets! August- LD $30k, Sept., Oct. available. View photos online at

(917)658-1565 (203)515-9987

SPRINGS Mid-century modern former weekend home of noted architect. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, (516)818-7496 Peaceful and private. Large wraparound deck, AC, close to Southampton Village avail May bay beaches. $18,000 MD- LD. round possible. 1- 21. 4 BRs, 3 baths, $5,000. Year (310)383-1742 917-605-1404 MD - LD $50,000

Southampton Village: Charming 2 BR's +, 1 bath cottage. $19,500 season. $1,650 monthly before/ after. (917)859-9989

Wainscott East Hampton Near Ocean, Pool, Maid, Chef. Top Floor. $20K Summer or $24K Year, or Another $10K Summer, Southampton Village Charming or $14,400 Year 631-537-3068 old Victorian offers bright, cheerful 1 and 2 bedroom apartments, completely furnished, WAINSCOTT Southampton New 5 bedroom each with private entrances and HIDEAWAY house , 3 bath, pool. July -LD porches. Beautifully landscaped. Close to beaches & shopping. $38,000 or Aug. $25,000 Walk to all. Cable, internet inPristine & private. 516-356-7016 cluded. Available MD- LD. No Surrounded by miles of smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 hiking/ biking. 3 bedroom, 646-942-3870 2 bath ranch, heated pool, SOUTHAMPTON CAC, pond with waterfall. SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE New Townhouse Community MD- LD $25,000 Furnished 1 bedroom condo, Beautifully Furnished Also Available Monthly laundry, storage, cable, internet. Near Beaches & Village (631)813-7998 MDLD $11,000. Southampton Immaculate, tastefully furnished studio apt. Large, beautiful, manicured home. Private entrance, bath, garden. CAC. Kitchenette. DirecTV. Season $14,500. 631-283-8613

Master Suite on 1st floor 3 Bedrooms + Loft, 2.5 Baths, Garage, Private Patio Pool & Playground MD - LD $30,000

(917)374-3682 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Large 1 BR condo Short walk to train & village. No pets. MDLD. $13,500. 917-439-2128

Southampton- Walk to beach, IGP, 3 BRs + Queen Convertible & Futon, 2 Baths, Outdoor Shower, Fireplace, Cathedral Ceiling, W/D, A/C, MD- LD SOUTHAMPTON: PERFECT $20,000 Owner: H 631-421-1851 2009 SUMMER RENTAL!!! C 917-445-7351 See Webcast Contemporary 4 bedrooms, 2.5 Moore.DYNALIAS.Net baths, Large kitchen, Heated, WATER MILL 1 room cottage 20x40 pool, Huge deck w/ BBQ CAC, fireplace, and more. A on 9 acre estate with pond. MUST SEE! MD- LD: $27,000. Weekly May $400, June $600. (917)572-5090 Please call 917-535-5853 Call Lisa, R.E. (no fee) 631-793-7329

WAINSCOTT SOH Walk to beach and Jitney. One level decorator furnished, 52 inch flat screen TV, gourmet kitchen, 4 BRs, 4 Bas, CAC, Jacuzzi, finished lower level w/ 80 inch TV, poolhouse with bedroom/ bathroom, heated pool, hot tub. Will child proof pool. MD- LD $65,000, July $30,000, August $40,000. (917)929-8336 (212)628-5944 WAINSCOTT STUDIO second floor, private entrance, terrace, cathedral ceilings, kitchen, AC, wi-fi. Summer $15,000. Annual $1,800. (631)806-5442

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2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT2EAL%STATEFOR3ALE Summer Rentals Water Mill 4 bedroom, 3 bath, centrally located charming English country cottage on private totally private quiet acre +. Tennis, heated pool, full amenities, July -Aug $45k Aug. only $30k 917-406-0660 Owner WATER MILL 9 acres plus pond. Very private. 5 bedrooms, 4 baths. Park-like setting, heated gunite pool, 5 minutes to beach or town. July $32,000 or weekly $8,500. August $38,000. (917)572-5090 Water Mill Charming cottage, recently renovated. Swimming pool, 2 BR, 2 Baths, A.C. HDTV. Available June 17 through Labor Day ($25,500) or through September ($26,500). Call 726-4477.

Summer Rentals Westhampton area Scenic Waterfront property, secluded on private 1.4 acres with panoramic views & magnificent sunsets. 4 Bedrooms, 3 Full Baths, Pool, 2 huge decks, central A/C & much much more. Memorial Day - Labor Day Reduced to $25,900

Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. MD- LD $225,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate

Westhampton Immaculate 4 bedroom, 2.5 baths, All Weather tennis court, with basketball, heated pool, jacuzzi, basement lounge with arcade room. Internet, garage, central air. Gated backyard on wooded 1 acre . No Pets please June $12k July $18k By Owner 917-733-0675

Call 631-455-2005 Westhampton Beach: 1 BR, 1 bath apt, season $9,000. 2 BR, 2 baths, $18,000. Beach, pool, tennis courts. Also monthly. (212)980-1212 Westhampton Beach 2 bedroom furnished, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $30,000 season. $849,000 for sale. (631)462-1151

Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars.

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WESTHAMPTON BEACH BATH & TENNIS HOTEL & MARINA Oceanfront Resort & Spa The closest Hamptons' destination from Manhattan. Spend the summer with us! * Rooms available, all with private bathroom & shower + TV, microwave, refrigerator. * Seasonal, Monthly, Weekly, Daily * Deck memberships available * Seasonal & transient boat slips available Resort amenities include: * 1,200 foot ocean beach * Outdoor Heated Pool * Spa & Beauty Salon * Indoor & Outdoor Dining * Fitness center * 5 Har-tru Tennis Courts * Marina Dockage * Free Parking

WHB Elegant, two acre estate features updated, 2 BR/ 1 Bath English cottage. Three blocks from ocean, one block from boutiques, restaurants, movies; minutes to train/ Jitney. Private patio, BBQ, dishwasher, w/d, tennis court, pool. Includes property maintenance, basic cable, garbage collection, beach pass. MD- LD $25K, or monthly. Photos available. No smoking, pets. (561)346-1404

Year Round Rentals CENTER MORICHES/ MANORVILLE 3 Bedroom 2 FBth contemp, newly updated, fpl, Jacuzzi, landscaped, pond, waterfall. $2,000 +utilities. (631)878-6789 East Hampton 5 bedroom, 2 bath, newly renovated, fireplace, w/d, hardwood floors, private beach community. $2,350 mo. 516-318-1993 East Hampton Springs 3 bedroom, 2 baths, Sunny, deck, full basement, freshly painted. Available Now $2,400 917-3850054 East Hampton Village: 3 BR, 1.5 baths, 2 car garage, w/d, fireplace. Excellent schools. (917)696-7916

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WESTHAMPTON Beautiful 4 bdrm w/ waterview, boat dock, WATER MILL Private 1 bed- Heated Pool, Jacuzzi. Very Priroom, pool, separate entrance, vate. MD- LD $49,000, partial cable, AC. MD- LD $12,000 in- season avail. 917-592-6939 clusive. (631)726-6615 WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront-Dune Rd. WATERMILL 1 BR apt.; furnished; large ter7 BR suites each with bath, race overlooking ocean; pool; 8.5 baths, heated pool, tennis, gym; long season. 7,800 sq. ft., 5 acre gated estate. (917)842-5658 $100,000 under market value MD- LD $168,000. July- LD $158,000. (516)818-7496 Westhampton Beach New 5 bedrooms, 5 bath. Heated pool plus child fence. Season $29,900. July $12,900. August $13,900. (917)617-1235

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East Quogue. 3br, 1.5 ba ranch, den, fireplace, garage. $1,950. Eastport Farmhouse Year Round Rental- Quiet Road– 4 bedroom, 2 bath, Town of Brookhaven. End of Road- Boat Ramp. Eastport School District$2,600/ month + utilities. Available Immediately! Call Henry (631)208-3500 x119.

FLANDERS: 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Kitchen, living room. $1,950 monthly. (516)658-2749

Year Round Rentals Hampton Bays: Immaculate 1 bedroom apartment, air conditioning, wood floors, close to beaches. $1,200 monthly utilities included. Available June 1st. (631)287-4552 HAMPTON BAYS APARTMENTS FOR SENIORS 1 and 2 bed apts available Starting at $1,113 Includes heat and hot water Close to shopping and entertainment Pet friendly Only a few left, call today! Under New Management Woodbridge at Hampton Bays (631) 208-9489

Weekly Rentals Bridgehampton Brand New Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house avail with all amenities. Wkly or wknds Owner 212-285-2440 Shinnecock Hills Brand new apartments. Walk to water. All amenities. $1,000 studio. $1,200 1 bedroom. (631)377-1110


Land North Haven Point,1.8 Acres, Pond Edge. backs on to nature preserve. 516-946-0152

Commercial BRIDGEHAMPTON 2491 Main Street. Salon for rent. 800 sq. ft. Newly renovated. (631)725-5871 Bridgehampton, Main Street. Second floor retail/ office/ gallery/ studio. 600 SF $2,000/ month. Utilities included. Available immediately. (631)537-7069.

McCoy&McCoy RE 2987 Montauk Hwy. Sagaponack,New York 537-0600

Westhampton Beach 1 bedroom, 1 bath Condo in commercial and residential building, Sale price $425,000 Avail for Sum- Southhampton: Cty Rd. 39 mer season MD- LD $13,500 Highway Business 2 story bldg. HAMPTON BAYS, CHARMOwner 631-288-7236 1,900 sq. ft. $6,000 monthly ING 2 BR COTTAGE, NEAR OCEAN BEACHES AND BAY. SAG HARBOR Large beautifulRooms Quiet street. Near down town. ly refinished highly visible of$1,500 monthly year round or Bridgehampton: Private room fice/ studio space with attached $9,000 summer. (631)723-2341. in lovely big house. Large yard, apartment. Call 631-725-7189 bike to town or beach. Share SAG HARBOR OFFICE Sag Harbor: Light and bright. with 3 professional adults (de2nd Floor Wonderfully renovated, spacious signer/ art director/ photograMain Street Office. 1 or 2 bedroom apartments. pher), dogs, cats. Seeking quiet, 900 sq. ft. + deck. Washer/ dryer, dishwasher. Easy clean, No drugs, no smoking, no Excellent condition. walk to town. $1,525; $1,950. drama... no worries! $1500. Call References. 631-725-7189 month includes everything. 631-678-2460 (917)593-1218. Sag Harbor/ Noyac: 3 bedroom, 2 bath, unfurnished. All appli- EAST HAMPTON near village, SAG HARBOR VILLAGE ances. Private road. $2,200/ private bath, separate entrance, COMMERCIAL SPACE AC, cable, no smoking, no pets, month. (631)475-7299 Across from SH Police summer season. (631)324-7322; Retail 500 sf to 1500 sf Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st (212)372-1841 with private parking lot floor, newly renovated apt in H A M P T O N B A Y S heart of Historic district, walk to Heated storage units WATERFRONT all, no smoking/ pets. $1,600 up to 750 sf monthly. (631)725-1743 Storage Garage Units Rooms Available 1 to 2 Cars For Rent With Sag Harbor Year Round All above units adjacent & Kitchen & Private Bath Available June 1st, 3 bed, 2 full can be combined Walking Distance To baths, Pool, all Appliances, 2 Montauk Highway fireplaces, large deck. $2,100 + 516-729-7000 $695/ Month Unfurnished Utilities, 2 mi to village. Joe $775/ Month Furnished 631807-0101 $200 Weekly Furnished SAG HARBOR VILLAGE $75 Daily Furnished Free Standing 1250 sq ft Village Business Zoned Southampton/ North Sea For Further Information @ Main St./ Onsite Pkg Near Bay Call (631) 728-5131 $3,250/ Monthly 2 BR's, office, full bath, or For Sale @ $875K Southampton Village, 3 BR all appliances, open kitchen/ 516-729-7000 home, use of LR, kitchen & yard, dining/ living room, fplc, 1 car near train station. July & Aug., garage, no smoking/ pets. Southampton Village Garage $5,000. (631)235-6751 1st, last, security, references. space. 1 wood working shop. 1 $1,875 + utilities. auto repair shop. $2,500 per Available May. House Exchange month. (631)287-1463 leave 631-379-6444 message. Beautifully furnished Westhampton Beach: 900 sq. 1 BR apt. with terrace on ft. Approved for Day Spa, Nail SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Manhattan's Upper East SideSalon, Massage/ Therapy. Old 1 bedroom studio. Walking disacross from Park/ River to Riverhead Rd., great exposure, tance from village. $1,400/ exchange for Hampton's house 900 sq. ft. office space available. month utilities included occasional weekends/ wk. with basement. Ron (516)658-2749 (212)535-8654 (516)456-3186 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Westhampton Beach: profesNorth Fork 2 bedrooms, 1 bath. Clean, sional office space, prime locawalking distance to Village. GREENPORT VILLAGE tion. approx 1,500 sq. ft. $1,900 utilities included. Year- round 2 BR, LR, DR, EIK, 631-897-0267 (516)658-2749 CAC, WD, DW, walk to all incl. Bay Beach. References and SeHomes required. $1600. Wainscott, East Hampton: Bed- curity Bridgehampton: South of Hwy, room Wing Bath, Separate En- 631-477-2607 3 BR, 2 car garage, .47 acre, trance, Near Ocean, Maid, Pool, Service Directory room for pool. $1.8M. Exclusive etc. $1,200/ month or Another Deadline K.R. McCrosson R.E. $2,000/ month. 631-537-3068. 5pm on Thursdays 631-725-3471

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Bridgehampton 195 Hildreth Ave. South of the Hwy. Walk to town and transportation. House and lot, can demo or refinish. 2 BR with 3 baths (1,400 sq. ft.). Lot: 11,600 sq ft., Approx 80x153. Owner has approved permits with stamped drawings available for new construction of custom built one family, 2 story home, 4 BR’s and 3 baths with garage. For Sale by Owner. $1,850,000. Beach Development (718)523-5656 EAST HAMPTON: Barnes Landing Renovated 1,800 sq ft Post Modern on Landscaped shy 1/2 acre Large LR, fpl, 3 BR, 2 Bth, CAC, 2 Decks, Pool $675K EAST QUOGUE Open House Sat., 5/9, 1pm-5pm. 14 Foxboro Road. 4 BR, 4 bath, hardwood floors, 1/2 acre, room for pool, fireplace, high ceilings, many extras. By Masters Touch Builders $849K. Call 631-653-8656

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GREENPORT home for sale or rent. Open House May 9 & 16 (209 Knapp). Conveniently located. Nice neighborhood. 2/ 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, kitchen, LR, DR. $340,000 sale or $1,200 monthly rent. (631)283-6974 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 East Quogue. Secluded contemporary. 2 acres. 5br, 4.5ba, new kitchen, great room with fireplace, finished basement, pool, tennis. $1,495,000.

Southampton Village – Convenient High Value Location! Stylish post modern, motivated seller, cathedral living, formal dining, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, central air, 2-car garage, East Quogue. Waterfront. Ce- heated pool. Exclusive dar shingled, 3br, 2ba, cac, large $2,495,000 deck, garage, dock. $629,000. Southampton – Country Living Hampton Bays. Beautifully at It’s Best! Shingled two-story, renovated 3br, 2ba, cathedral liv- columned front porch, .92 acre, ing/great room, granite kitchen, open floor plan, fireplace, 3 bedpool. $499,000 rooms, 1.5 baths, central air, garage, deck, refreshing pool. Exclusive $825,000 East Quogue House on 1/3 acre within boating (60 slips) & pri- Southampton - Spiffy Condo! vate beach community. 2 br, den, Feels like a house on 74 rolling kitchen, living/ dining room with acres with pond, gazebo, pool, fireplace, 2 full baths, garage. tennis. Vaulted ceiling, fire$530,000 Paul Alleluia Sr place, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, cenLicensed R.E. Broker tral air, garage, deck, lanai. Ex631-805-5470 clusive $595,000

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Sag Harbor waterfront with Dock. Cleared acre+ sited as business can be residential. Bulk headed with room for dream home, pool and. Hampton Bays $459,000 4 br cape, Web#26476. Exclusive. $1,995,000. great potential. LR with wood burn- Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200 ing stove; EIK, new stainless steel appliances, wood floors, family room, Quogue SOH. 3 bedroom, 3 baths, .77 partially finished basement and 1 car acres. screened porch, 2 car garage. Plans for 4,400 sq.ft. house with pool garage on 1.2 acres. #H0156070 Web#49787. Exclusive. $1,590,000. Beach Office East Quogue $1,799,000 Beautiful Westhampton home in waterfront community with 631-288-3030 park-like grounds, 18x36 heated pool. 5 brs, 3.5 bths, gourmet EIK, loft, fpls Southampton Village street. Renovatin living room and family room. ed 2 bedroom cottage close to beach. Room to expand and add a pool, on #H0154160 landscaped corner property. Westhampton $859,000 On 0.62 this Web#11437. Exclusive. $985,000. 4 br, 4.5 bth Post Modern features Southampton Office 631-283-5800 grand foyer, living room. With fpl, dining room., family room, kitchen East Hampton. 3 Blocks to beach. Mature gardens for total privacy. 3 overlooking the pool. #H10386 ensuite bedrooms, great room, deck. Hampton Bays $2,100,000 Overlook- electric retractable awning, heated ing Peconic Bay on 1 acre. 4 brs, 3.5 pool. Web#11826. Exclusive. $749,000 bths, 4,000 sq.ft. on 2 levels. Base- Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200 ment, heated pool, 2 car garage. Stairway to your own beach. #153058 CORCORAN HAMPTON BAYS • 631.723.2721 Prudential Douglas Elliman

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140 Main Street • 631.267.3900 Sag Harbor Village: bldg lot. Convenient location, main building wooded 1/3 acre. Asking offers 1 br apartment and 4 br house. East Hampton. Turn key Condition, Warehouse is approx. 5,000sq.ft. with well maintained 2 bedroom home on a $350,000. (631)725-3471 25 parking spaces. #349666

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taurant across from proposed $2 Billion Ski complex. Seller will sell subject to permits for restaurant to be rebuilt. Seller will consider holding note. Included is 7 BR, 3 bth ranch & single & separate .5 acre. $749,000. Also for sale, adjacent 5 BR, 2 bth Cape, .5 acre. Call Marie Falson RE/MAX Alliance 631-379-1657

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Amagansett. Architecturally Modern Lanes home on rare .74 acres. Expansive glass windows, heated pool. Exclusive $3.5M WEB# 55728 Hampton Bays $259,000 1 story cot- Morry Blutstein 917.331.3919 tage, 2 brs, 1 bath, det. garage, .22-acres. Nice front porch. Close to Amagansett. Deeded beach access, canal and beaches. #68014 best value Bayside Contemporary. Pool, roof deck with water views. Hampton Bays 379,000 2 br, 1 bth Exclusive $1.75M WEB# 51703 ranch. Attached 1 car garage, SOH, Deirdre Jowers 631.267.7412 EIK, LR, HWDFL, full basement, Amagansett. Bell Estate flag lot. convenient to all. #67601

Montauk. Hither Hills Contemporary. Recently reduced. Room for expansion, deeded beach rights. Privacy. Exclusive $1.195M WEB# 12219 John Taylor 631.267.7453

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Amagansett. Across from the Ocean, Southampton Office spacious Dunes home has excellent 88 Main St/ 30 Nugent St rental history. Wood floors, central air. 631.702.9265 631.283.9600 Exclusive $2.895M WEB# 24002 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 Southampton. Renovated value, qualities expected in a luxury property in Amagansett. Lot adjacent to parkland, the heart of the Village. Exclusive ZBA approvals for a 3,000 SF +/- $1.145M WEB# 12576 Lylla Carter Dunes house, plus 950 SF pool and 631.702.9262 patio. Exclusive $850K WEB# 5723 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400 Quiogue. Great Investment, .5 acre, 3 bedroom, 1 bath ranch and has a Montauk Office commercial building. Exclusive 729D Montauk Hwy • 631.668.3500 $650K WEB# 13845 Eleanor Kobel 631.375.0471 Montauk. Prospect Hill with views, new unique custom-built home boasts Westhampton Beach Office lighthouse effect with strobe. 92 Main Street • 631.288.6900 Exclusive $3.175M WEB# 50605 Lois Moore 631.899.0406 Quogue. Village value, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, heated pool, Quogue beach. Montauk. Glorious Oceanviews, 1.14 Exclusive $995K WEB# 20734 acres on Old Highway. Wraparound Adrienne Heiselman 631.723.4427 deck, expand or add pool. Exclusive

Hampton Bays 469,000 New construction, 1 story traditional on .75-acre. 3/4 brs, 2/3 bths, fpl, full basement, 1,800 sq.ft., garage. Close to town, park and all beaches. #67782 Hampton Bays 499,000 Moments from Tiana Shores Beach Club and bay, 3 brs/2 bth, .5 acre, finished basement, room for pool, sun porch, SOH, room for pool. #66900 Hampton Bays $397,000 European floor plan, 3 brs, 2 bths, oversized LR, SOH basement with workshop, garage access, .5 mile to Smith’s Creek, 1 mile to ocean beach. #68559 Hampton Bays 749,000 Mediterranean. 2 stories, stucco, 2,100 sq. ft., 5 brs, 3 bths, LR, EIK, CAC, fpl, heated pool. Must see! #68738 Hampton Bays 429,000 Cottage just over canal, convenient to beaches. 1 br, 1.5 bth, .52 acre, detached shed. #58948 Hampton Bays 539,000 Post Modern with apartment, 4 brs, 3 bths, CAC, full basement, 1 acre, room for pool, perfect for M/D situation. #66836 TOWN & COUNTY RE Cutchogue Commercial. Prime corner. General Business Zone, 2 first floor units, can be combined. 1500 sq. ft. at $2,500/ month* or 650 sq. ft. at $1,000/ month* or 2150 sq. ft. entire building at $3000/ month* Web#94598 * Base rent. Mattituck Office 631-298-0600

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Room for substantial home with pool, $1.395M WEB# 44348 Connie Tighe pool house and tennis court. Exclusive 631.899.0411 $995K WEB# 362 Peter Moore Amagansett. Co-op by the Sea. Price 631.267.7421 reduction- furnished 2 bedrooms, 2 Amagansett. Co-Op by the sea, 2 bed- baths. Great to use/earn income. room poolside fully furnished corner Exclusive $600K WEB# 34192 unit. Oceanfront resort. Exclusive Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 $600K WEB# 34192 Martha Perlin East Hampton. Easy one story, loving631.267.7417 ly maintained 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Amagansett. Build your dream home, Finished basement, heated pool, great 1.9 Acres in Devon, room for 9,875 SF decks. $699K Martha Perlin WEB# +/- home. Near beaches and village. 27107 631.267.7417 Exclusive $995K WEB# 00067 Arlene Sag Harbor Office Reckson 917.331.3919 155 Main Street • 631.725.1500 Amagansett. South of Village, newly renovated shingled traditional on man- Southampton. Cottage charm, cozy 3 icured lot. Heated pool. Exclusive bedroom 1 bath with fpl, near bay and $1.695M WEB# 53375 Suzanne Rose village. Exclusive $525K WEB# 43375 Maureen Geary 631.725.3867 631.267.7420

Water Mill. Pool & tennis, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths Soaring ceiling, skylit great room faces south for maximum light and opens onto the gunite pool area. Private and tranquil. Web#22568. Exclusive. $1,150,000. North Sea Office 631-283-0505










On nearly 1 acre with 113’ of pristine oceanfront. Sun-filled open living space, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, walls of glass open onto to deck and gunite pool for oceanside entertaining. Master suite with balcony over looking pool. Private path to beautiful sandy beach. Once in a life-time opportunity. Web#21729. EXCLUSIVE. $9,975,000 Lou Edwards and Toni Cherubino 631-537-3200 516-983-4746 917-653-4054

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Sat, May 9th, 1 to 3pm. 28 Devonshire Lane, Amagansett. New 5,600 s.f. home with great room flow, covered porch, state-of-the-art kitchen, dining area with fireplace, and master suite with sitting room plus 5 bedrms, 4 baths on 2nd floor. Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $2,975,000. Dir: Abrahams Landing to Cross Hwy to Devonshire.

Saturday, May 9th, 1 - 3pm. 89 Skimhampton Rd, East Hampton.

Sat, May 9th, 1 - 3pm. 18 Harbor View Lane, East Hampton.

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Impeccably maintained contemp on over half an acre on a charming lane that leads to 3 Mile Harbor. 5 bedrooms, room for pool. Co-Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. New Listing. $719,000. Dir: 3 Mile Harb Rd to Harbor View Ln on Left opposite Briar Croft

Renovated inside and out with gorgeous grounds and pool. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, living room with fireplace, new kitchen, full basement, wide plank floors.Nick Epstein Best Buy at $799,000. Dir: Three Mile Harbor Rd. to Manor Ln. to Manor Lane. North

Saturday, May 9th, 1 to 3pm. 29 Roberts Lane, East Hampton.

Sunday, May 10th, 1 - 3pm. 78 Shadom Lane, East Hampton. Walls

Estate-like new home on 1. 25 acres close to East Hampton Village but still very private. 5,100 s.f. including 6 bedrooms (master on main fl.), 6 baths, and two half-baths. Beautiful gunite pool. New Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $4,250,000. Dir: Long Lane to Roberts Lane.

of glass bring in the sunshine. 3 bedrooms including master with large balcony, 2.5 baths, 50 foot pool, and beautifully landscaped shy acre. Close to Bay beach. Exclusive. Jack Kelleher or Judy Mendoza. Reduced to $1,050,000. Dir: Springs Fireplace Rd to Shadom to#78.

Spectacular new English Manor House in prime SOH area. 9,000 s.f. on three elegant levels including 7 bedrooms, 8.5 baths, elevator, library, gorgeous kitchen with family room, theater, 50 ft. pool and poolhouse. Must be seen! New Exclusive. Ed Brody. $6,950,000. Dir: Montauk Hwy to Skimhampton.






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