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6DWǧSP %HDFK3OXP&Wǧ Spectacular oceanviews surrounded by national park quality Dunescape. 5,600 sq. ft.; 5 BR, 5.5 BA; custom millwork & cabinetry; 3 ďŹ replaces; 2-car garage. Heated gunite pool w access to poolhouse bar area. 27 acres of oceanfront dunescape & 1/4 mile of pure white sand beach. Exclusive. F#47613 | Web#H0147613. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP )UHVK3RQG5Gǧ Fantastic new construction has just been completed. No details have been spared in this architecturally designed masterpiece. 6 Bed, 5.5 bath, den, dining room, great room and more. Nearly 2.5 acres of beautifully landscaped property. Dir: Take 27 to Abrahams Landing. Turn left on Fresh Pond Rd. Turn right into long driveway with sign and left into the second home on the private drive. Excl. F#57804. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP *LOEHUWV&RXUWǧ Just a short distance to the beach; this south of the highway contemporary includes a heated pool with spacious decks, outdoor shower and 3 bedroom on close to a full acre. Recently renovated and very well maintained. F#60076 | Web#H50281 $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 

BRIDGEHAMPTON 6DWǧDPSP %XWWHU/DQHǧ0'/' PERFECT SUMMER RENTAL. Modern masterpiece on prestigious country road in the heart of the village offers 4BR, 4B, CAC, pool and spa. $85,000 Season. Ext. season avail. Excl. F#64586. Dir: Mtk Hwy east, left on Butter Ln. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȩFH 


6DWǧSP &DUULDJH&Wǧ Just listed in Georgica. Treat yourself to this 5 bedroom, 7+ bath, secluded traditional set back on a private cul-de-sac in the heart of Georgica. Large home offering family, media, formal dining, and great rooms, as well as a den, and a ďŹ nished basement with home theater, ofďŹ ce, and extra bonus room. The 2 acre grounds are magniďŹ cent with, mature specimen plantings and an inviting pool. Excl. F#67713. Dir: Rt 27, take Baiting Hollow south to Carriage Ct (private rd). Home is at the end of the cul-de-sac on the right hand side. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP %DLWLQJ+ROORZ5Gǧ Just reduced in price! One of East Hampton’s most prestigious south-of-the-highway areas. Treat yourself to this rustic 4 bedroom, 3 bath post-and-beam in the heart of Georgica. Beautiful woodwork, high ceilings, and exposed beams make this home one of the most charming on the market. The bright and airy kitchen and common room make for a warm and inviting atmosphere. Mature trees and beautiful gardens accent the magniďŹ cent 1.19 acre parcel. As an added bonus there is a separate studio/pool house that is perfect for guests and entertaining. All of this, in the heart of Georgica, just over 1 mile to either Georgica Beach OR Main Beach! Dir: Rt 27, turn south onto Baiting Hollow, Home is on the right hand side. Excl. F#45848 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP *LQJHUEUHDG/DQHǧ Located just one block to from heart of EH Village, this brand new 4 bedroom traditional is convenient to shops, restaurants, Jitney and train. The home has the village charm yet is newly built in 2008. Heated pool and garage. F#60414 | Web#H50894 $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 

6XQǧSP %RQDF:RRGV/DQHǧ Pristine home in excellent condition with 4 bedroom, including a master suite with brand new bath with walk-in shower and sky light. The new chef’s kitchen has all top of the line appliances. Mature grounds with extensive landscaping. Heated pool and pool house with wet bar. F#62780 | Web#H36655 $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH  6DWǧDPSP 0F*XLUN6WUHHWǧ This magniďŹ cently landscaped, charming home has all one could want in a village cottage. The 2 bedroom home is detailed with heated gunite pool and pool house that has been expertly maintained. It boasts village charm in every way. Custom renovated. F#247283 | Web#H31786. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP .LQJVWRQ$YHǧ 4 BR, 4.5 B traditional home built in 2004. This home features 3,100 sqft of top of the line living space. Set on a shy half acre of manicured grounds with heated pool. This property is just moments from East Hampton’s best marinas and bay beaches. Additional features include an extensive wines cellar and walk out full basement with 9 ft. ceilings along with a 2-car garage. Each bedroom is en suite with hardwood oors. The kitchen and living room have an incredible amount of storage to offer. F#66830 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP 6FDOORS$YHQXHǧ New listing in the Hands Creek Assoc. just 2 blocks from beach and boat launch sits this modern home featuring 3 bedrooms, 2 baths and ďŹ nished basement. All on 2/3 of a private wooded acre. F#66654 | Web#H14967 Dir: 27E. to Stephens Hands Path, left on Hands Creek, right on Clamshell, left on Scallop. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP  6KHUZRRG 'ULYHǧ This immaculately kept and maintained single story post-modern homes boasts a gracious free owing oor plan encompassing over 1500 sq. ft. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths and sun drenched common areas. All this AND its located in a private beach community with beach and marina rights! The shy half acre of property has room for a pool and is beautifully landscaped and manicured. Attached 2 car garage and wood burning ďŹ replace. A must see! F# 67630. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP 6DQGUD5RDGǧ Lovely half acre, well maintained 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath traditional offers central air, spacious den, 2 ďŹ replaces with wood burning stoves, full bsmt, 2.5-car attached garage, plus 1-car detached garage with studio potential. Adjacent .40 acre parcel offered as package. Excl. F#67518 | Web#H44426. Dir: Springs Fireplace Rd or Three Mile Harbor Rd to Woodbine Dr to Sandra. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP :KHHORFN:DONǧ Saltbox style house in a nice area nearby village and ocean beaches. Well maintained 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, bright living room with cathedral ceiling and ďŹ replace. Open oor plan on main level for entertaining and easy living. Outdoor living include expansive deck areas, retractable awning, enclosed shower and a private pool. Dir: Hands Creek Rd. to Wheelock Walk. Excl. F#60801. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP +DUERU%OYGǧ Bright & airy 2-story contemporary. 3 BR, 2 BA. Open plan dining & living area w cathedral ceilings. Central air, over sized deck, lush garden surroundings, separate artists studio and seperate shed. Close to Shagwong marina and a short drive to town. Exclusive. F#65152 | Web#H55942. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 

EASTPORT 6DWǧDPSP (QFRUH%OYGǧ Located on the preserves for privacy in the 24 hour, gated community of Encore Atlantic Shores. In addition to its many upgrades, this particular condo has the largest screened in patio in the community, approx. 244 sq.ft. enclosed. An abundance of plantings enhance the curb appeal. Main oor master bedroom with bay window, walk-in closets, gourmet eat-in kitchen, cathedral ceiling in living room and 2-car garage. Dir: LIE Exit 70 to exit(CR51) make right, entrance on left. F#67348 | Web#H46815. :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IȊFH

6DW 6XQǧDPSP 3DUVRQDJH/DQHǧ Trad. estate with 8 bedrooms, 11.5 baths, great room, prof. kitchen, formalDR,familyroom,mediaroom,4ďŹ replaces,fullďŹ n.basement, plus pool house, htd pool and more. F#62701 | Web#H54574. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP 0HUFKDQWV3DWKǧ An amazing country lane with neighboring views of an artist’s compound and horse farm take you to the end where in front of a magical pine forest sits this 4/5 bedroom home with all one could want for year-round living. F#247748 | Web#H54700. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 

HAMPTONBAYS 6XQǧSP 5LYHUGDOH'ULYHǧ Charming 2 bedroom, 1 bath ranch in a wonderful neighborhood, located south of the highway. This move-in condition home features EIK, hardwood ooring and bsmt. Convenient to beaches, town and transportation. F#67601 | Web#H14343. Dir: South on Ponquogue, left on Kyle, right on Wakeman, left on Riverdale. +DPSWRQ%D\V2IČŠFH 6XQǧSP 5LYHUGDOH'ULYHǧ Three bedroom ranch with hardwood oors and basement. So pleasant and priced so right. F#67494 | Web#H28929. Dir: Mtk Hwy to Ponquogue, left on Kyle, quick right on Wakeman, immediate left on Riverdale. +DPSWRQ%D\V2IČŠFH

QUOGUE 6DWǧSP 2OG0DLQ5RDGǧ Build your dream home from 2,500 to 5,000+sf. with room for pool and tennis. A one-of-a-kind waterfront lot. F#67346 | Web#H1818 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IȊFH

SAGHARBOR 6DWǧSP 0DLQ6WUHHWǧ 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath home with formal dining room, ďŹ replace, hardwood oors and pool. Exclusive. F#65418 | Web#H32553 6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH  6DWǧDPSP 'RJZRRG/DQHǧ Post modern home with farmhouse feel, open living/dining/ kitchen with ďŹ replace opens to spacious deck and heated pool. 4 BRMS, 2.5 B, CAC, CVAC, full basement, detached garage, .57 acre. Excl. F#43144 | Web#H26724 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP :DONHU$YHQXHǧ Located in a village beach community, this turnkey ranch is around the corner from the private sandy beach. Completely renovated with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, den, formal living room and new kitchen. The master suite features a Jacuzzi tub and separate shower. On .30 of an acre with room for pool. Excl. F#66676 | Web#H16071 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH

SAGAPONACK 6DWǧDPSP 6DQGXQH&RXUWǧ 1800 ocean views with deeded access to beach, and pond views on left of the house. This magniďŹ cent contemporary has been completely renovated and expanded with 6 bedrooms and 4.5 baths including 3 master suites. F#42612 | Web#H0142612. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 

SOUTHAMPTON 6XQǧSP 0RVHV/DQHǧ Custom designed to reect the historic avor of the Village while incorporating the best of contemporary architecture. 4 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, heated gunite pool, poolhouse and wine cellar. Excl. F#66781 | Web#H19308. Dir: East on Hill St. to Moses 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧSP 2OG7RZQ5RDGYLOODǧ  The grace and charm of the old meet the style and comfort of the new in these luxurious condos at the edge of Old Town and the ocean. A rare opportunity. Co-Excl. F#60953 | Web#H52998. Dir: East on Hampton Rd., south on Old Town Rd. towards ocean. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧSP 6KLQQHFRFN5RDGǧ Three bedroom, 2 bath, ďŹ replace, granite kitchen, ďŹ nished basement and garage. Pool and hot tub surrounded by beautiful landscaping. Excl. F#66649 Web#H14649 Dir: CR-39, south on GreenďŹ eld, right on Shinnecock Hills Rd. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6XQǧSP 0,GGOH3RQGǧ Wonderful waterfront pied-a-terre with pool, south of the highway on 3.26 acres overlooking Shinnecock Bay. Newly renovated with skylight, cathedral ceiling, loft, an ideal, affordable getaway in the heart of the Hamptons. Excl. F#67078 | Web#H25943. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

WAINSCOTT 6XQǧDPSP %DWKJDWHǧ 4,300 sq. ft. traditional, newly built, leaving out no detail. There are 5 bedrooms with ensuite baths with one master on each oor, chef’s eat-in kitchen, vaulted ceiling great room, two decks, and a nice lawn surrounding a heated pool. F#63144 | Web#H16236. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 

WATERMILL 6DW 6XQǧSP %D\$YHQXHǧ A $1m price reduction! South of the highway, luxury living, 6,500sf. with great & living rooms, formal dining rooms, 4 ďŹ replaces, 6 bedrooms, gunite pool and room for tennis. Views of Mecox Bay. F#62542 | Web#H53481. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP /RZHU6HYHQ3RQGV5RDGǧ Enjoy farm views from this renovated 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath traditional. This turn-key charmer offers chef’s kitchen, marble baths, ďŹ replace, formal dining room, ďŹ nished basement, media room, pool and exquisite landscaping. Excl. F#50225 | Web#H0150225 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH

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Announcing the Upcoming Tours Lineup… Christmas In Victorian Cape May – 3-Day Tour – Mon.-Wed., Dec. 1st-3rd – $545.00 pp./do. Cape May attracts visitors from all over the world. It’s no wonder. The entire New Jersey seashore town is a National Historic Landmark. Christmas here is a magical time. The Victorian houses are all decked out in beautiful lights and the whole downtown historic area transforms almost magically. The warmth and joy of an old-fashioned holiday prevails. You will have tours (one on the Holly Trolley), adventures, a tea luncheon and a wine tasting, too!

Carnegie Hall – “1964: The Tribute” (‘Beatles’ concert) – Sat., Jan. 10th – $180 pp. – This is our 3rd annual excursion to the finest Beatles tribute concert you’ll ever experience – The exceptional talent of these remarkable men will ensure a sensational concert experience. They are world renowned and dubbed “the best Beatles Tribute Show on earth” by Rolling Stone Magazine. Featuring Robert Miller and Orchestra and Special Guest Gary Mule Deer. Combine a wonderful dinner with Prime Orchestra tickets for this remarkable performance and you are assured a fabulous evening.

“Shrek” The Musical – Sat., Dec. 6th – $193 pp. – Joining Shrek on his journey from the swamp to the stage will be his wisecracking sidekick Donkey, Princess Fiona, Lord Farquaad and a chorus of everybody’s favorite fairytale creatures. With more layers than ever and a completely original new score, Shrek The Musical proves that there’s more to the story than meets the ears.

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Christmas at The Greenbrier® - 4-Day Tour – Sun.–Wed., Dec. 7th-10th - $979 pp./do. – West Virginia’s Greenbrier Resort, a National Historic Landmark in the Allegheny Mountains, is consistently ranked as one of the best resorts in the world. Experience its luxury, charm, elegance, history and tradition. The fireplaces are crackling and there are miles of garland and an abundance of poinsettias in their lobbies. Rejuvenate, rekindle and relax your winter blues away as you enjoy impeccable service. Call for the full itinerary, as this experience will last a lifetime. A New York tradition: HOLIDAY BRASS at Avery Fisher Hall – Sun., Dec. 14th - $140 pp. – The Philharmonic’s Principal Brass and the Canadian Brass present their annual Holiday classic, filled with wit, virtuosity, and the glorious music of the season. The group’s debut came at the invitation of the Canadian Brass, when they joined that ensemble in a 1983 concert in Ottawa, Canada — the start of what has become a regular musical collaboration. The musicians master the gamut of concert presentations — from formal classical concerts to music with lively dialogue and theatrical effects. You will surely be delighted. Radio City Music Hall – Christmas Spectacular – Dec. 14th - $159 pp. and Dec., 18th $166 pp. - Let the Rockettes take you on a thrilling ‘tour of Manhattan’ at the height of the holiday season. You will be thrilled whether or not you have ever seen this extravagant event. Hampton Jitney is pleased to escort you on this Christmas time adventure. Always exciting – always great! Vermont Christmas – 3-Day Tour – Tues.-Thurs., Dec. 16th-18th - $425 pp./do. – SO MUCH TO DO! – Vermont’s perfect atmosphere will help you prepare for the holidays. Visit the famous Vermont Country Store, tour Mendon Mountain Orchards & Cider Mill (and if you order a freshbaked pie, they will have it ready to pick up on your return). Don’t miss your special Wine & Cheese Tasting Seminar at the hotel, take a horse-drawn sleigh or wagon ride, visit the town of Woodstock, the beautiful Queechee Gorge Village and Montpelier, hear the wonderful sounds at Porter Music Box, tour Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Factory, have a proper British Tea and enjoy some great entertainment. Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas” The Musical - Wed., Dec. 17th – $199 pp. and Wed., Dec. 17th – $208 pp. – The classic holiday film comes to the Broadway stage. Described as “a new musical stage reinvention of the beloved classic film,” the musical tells the story of two showbiz buddies who put on a show in a picturesque Vermont inn, and find their perfect mates in the bargain. Many Irving Berlin classics are showcased in the new musical, including “Count Your Blessings Instead of Sheep,” and the unforgettable title song, “White Christmas.”

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Also Available: Sex and the City Hotspots Tour - Fri., 2/6 “13, A New Musical” – Sat., 2/21 Philadelphia Flower Show – Sun., 3/1 & Sat., 3/7 Quilt Festival of New Jersey - Sat., 3/7 “Billy Elliot” Sat., 3/7 & Wed., 3/11 “Jersey Boys” – Wed., 3/11 St. Patrick’s Festival at Platzl Brauhaus – Tues., 3/17 “Guys & Dolls” – Wed., 3/18 & 3/25 “Hair” – Sat., 3/28

To Make A Tour Reservation Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton Or dial extensions 328 and 329 to reach our Greenport office.


We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more.

Visit us online at

for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott.


Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details.

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South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

Through our online website reservation and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for information & reservations. Make your travel reservations quickly and accurately, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Book.


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Hampton Jitney Fall 2008 Schedule

To Manhattan

Westbound ¬



Montauk Napeague


Hampton Bays

W Sept./Oct. W Sun Sat & Sun Sun Only Nov./Dec. Only 7:15 8:30 10:15

East Quogue




10:20 12:20 2:20





8:35 10:20

Quogue Westhampton

5:15 5:25

6:25 6:35

8:30 8:40

10:30 12:30 2:30 10:40 12:40 2:40

3:30 3:40

5:00 5:10

6:30 6:40

7:30 7:40

8:45 10:30 8:55 10:40

Airport Connection  7:05  7:20 Manhattan


10:20 12:20







10:35 12:20


10:30 12:30







10:45 12:30



W Sun Only 4:45 4:50

W Sun Only 9:30 9:35
























5:55 6:00

6:30 —

7:00 7:05

7:30 —

8:00 8:05

9:00 9:05

9:45 9:50

10:00 10:05

11:00 11:05

12:00 12:05

1:00 1:05

2:00 2:05

2:05 2:10

2:45 2:50

3:45 —

4:15 4:25

4:45 —

5:15 5:20

6:00 6:05

7:00 7:05

8:15 8:20

9:15 —

10:00 10:05

Sag Harbor Bridgehampton

— 5:05

— 6:05

— 6:45

— 7:15

7:40 —

8:00 8:15

— 9:15

— 10:00

10:00 10:15

— 11:15

— 12:15

1:00 1:15

— 2:15

— 2:20

3:00 3:00


4:30 I 4:35

5:00 —

— 5:30

6:05 6:15

— 7:15

8:15 8:30

— 9:30

10:00 10:15
























4:45 5:10

5:15• 5:40•

6:25 6:55

7:00• 7:25•

7:30 7:55

8:00 —

8:30 8:55

9:30 —

10:15 —

10:30 10:55

11:30 —

12:00 —

12:30 12:55

1:30 1:55

2:30 2:55

2:45 —

3:30 3:55

5:00 5:25

5:30 —

5:45 —

6:30 6:55

7:30 7:55

8:45 9:10

9:45 —

10:30 10:55

Airport Connection  6:35 Midtown Manhattan  6:45

7:05 7:20

8:35 8:45

9:00 9:10

9:35 9:45

9:50 10:00

10:20 10:30

11:20 11:30

12:05 12:15

12:20 12:30

1:20 1:30

1:45 2:00

2:20 2:30

3:20 3:30

4:20 4:30

4:35 4:45

5:20 5:30

6:50 7:00

7:20 7:30

7:35 7:45

8:20 8:30

9:20 9:30

10:35 11:35 10:45 11:45

12:20 12:30

— 6:20



Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St.

Fri & Sat 7:30 7:35

7 Days 8:30 8:35

Sat Only Sept./Oct. 9:00 9:05

Manhattan / 59th St.



Manhattan / 40th St.



Airport Connection 8:20







Fri & Sat 5:00 5:05

Fri & Sat 5:00 5:05

N 7 Days 5:30 5:35 5:40



7 Days 11:30 11:35

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10:00 11:30


















10:20 11:50

Mon thru Sat 9:30 9:35

Mon thru Sat 10:00 10:05

7 Days 10:30 10:35










Fri Only ‡ Sept. thru Nov. 7 Days 3:00 3:30 3:05 3:35

Sun thru Thurs 4:30 4:35

Mon thru Fri 6:00 6:05

Fri Only Sept./Oct. 7 Days 7:30 8:00 7:35 8:05

Mon thru Sat 9:00 9:05

Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St.

8:35 8:40

9:35 9:40

11:35 11:40

1:35 1:40

3:35 3:40

5:35 5:40

6:35 6:40

9:05 9:10

9:35 9:40

Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection 



















Westhampton Quogue

10:50 10:55

11:50 11:55

1:50 1:55

3:50 3:55

6:10‡ 6:15‡

7:50 7:55

8:50 8:55

11:15 11:20


















East Quogue









11:45 11:50 12:00

Southampton Water Mill

10:00 10:05

11:00 11:05

11:30 11:35

12:00 12:05

12:30 12:35

1:00 1:05

2:00 2:05

3:00 3:05

3:30 3:35

4:00 4:05

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8:30 8:35

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10:30 10:35

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Sag Harbor Wainscott

— 10:20

11:20 11:20

11:50 —

— 12:20

— —

— 1:20

2:20 2:20

— 3:20

— 3:50

4:20 4:20

— 5:40‡

— —

6:40‡ 6:40‡

— 7:30‡

7:50 —

— 8:20

— 8:50

9:20I 9:20

9:50 —

10:20 —

— 10:50

11:50 11:50

— 12:20

— 1:50

East Hampton Amagansett Napeague

10:30 10:40 10:55

11:30 11:40 11:55

12:00 12:10 —

12:30 12:40 12:55

1:00 1:10 —

1:30 1:40 —

2:30 2:40 2:55

3:30 3:40 3:55

4:00 4:10 —

4:30 4:40 4:55

5:50‡ 6:00‡ 6:15‡

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7:40‡ 7:50‡ 8:00‡

— — —

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8:30 8:40 8:55 N

9:00 9:10 —

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— — —

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9:00 N





Sun Only 9:30


See Dan’s North Fork Section for our North Fork Line Run!


7 Days 2:30 2:35

To Brooklyn BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End (Eastbound) To Brooklyn (Westbound)

8:30 — 8:35 8:45 8:50 8:55

Trip Notes


B. Heights B. Heights B. Heights Park Slope Park Slope Park Slope

8:30 — 8:35 8:45 8:50 8:55

NORTH Fri FORK LINE PM Park Slope Park Slope Boerum Hill B. Heights

Only 5:30 5:35 5:45 6:00

Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk

Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport

8:00 8:05 8:10 8:15 8:20 8:25 8:35 8:40 8:45 8:55

Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes.

Ambassador Class Service


Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17” leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service.


The “Bonacker” Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday & Westbound Sunday.


Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound).


These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway.

This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed.

These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun. BLOCK ISLAND FERRY CONNECTION - For the convenience of our passengers living near Montauk Harbor or traveling from Block Island, HJ picks up at the Viking Ferry dock on Sunday & Monday at 6:20 p.m. Viking dock is located at 462 Westlake Drive. For more information regarding the Block Island Connection contact or 631-668-5700. Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on our website, by calling Hampton Jitney or by referring to our printed schedule.


631-283-4600 212-362-8400

7:50 8:15 8:20 8:30 8:35 8:45 8:55 9:10 9:15


Sun & Fri 7 Days 9:30 11:00 9:35 11:05 11:10


Mon AM 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:55

Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Watermill Southampton Manorville Lower Manhattan




To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE (from Lower Manhattan)

Eastbound READ DOWN


TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. Trip availability is subject to change — always call or refer to our website to confirm schedule. BROOKLYN & LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Brooklyn and Lower Manhattan continues this fall. MEADOWLANDS SERVICE: Once again HJ offers direct roundtrip service to Jets/Giants home games.

Fri PM


Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. - Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank


South Street Seaport Pearl St. & Fulton St. - East Side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy’s


Peter Cooper Village 1st Ave. & 23rd St. - East Side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education Building Manorville Southampton Watermill Bridgehampton Wainscott

4:55 6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25 7:30

East Hampton Amagansett

7:40 7:50

ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows” may be charged full fare.


Battery Park City South End Avenue & Albany Across from Gristedes

CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes.

Fri PM — — — — — 12:15 12:40

LW Sun PM 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:45 6:50 7:00 7:25



4:10 — 4:15 4:25 4:30 4:35

Fri READ DOWN PM AM LIGHT PM BOLD Only Park Slope - 4th Avenue & 9th Street 5:30 Park Slope - 4th Avenue & Union Street 5:35 Boerum Hill - Atlantic Avenue & 3rd Avenue 5:45 B. Heights -Tillary St. between 6:00 Cadman Plaza East & West

Fri Only 7:00 7:05

To Lower Manhattan MONTAUK LINE


B. Heights - Cadman Pl. & Clark St. B. Heights - Tillary St. B. Heights - Court St. & Joralemon St. Park Slope - Union St. & 4th Ave. Park Slope - Prospect Park W. & 2nd St. Park Slope - 9th St. & 4th Ave.


2:00 2:25

5:00 5:05 5:20 5:30 5:40 5:50 6:05 6:15 6:40

Greenport Southold Peconic Cutchogue Mattituck Laurel Jamesport Aquebogue Riverhead Tanger Outlet

Sun PM Only 5:40 5:50 5:55 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:15 6:20 6:25 6:30


Montauk Napeague Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville







Sun PM Only



Fri PM Only

I 7 Days 6:30 6:35




W Sun Only 3:15 3:20

W Sat Sun & B.I. Ferry Connection Mon W P.U. at Ferry 6:20 PM Sept./Oct. Sun Sun & Sat & Sun Only 7 Days Mon Only Nov./Dec. Sept./Oct. 5:30 6:30 7:45 — 5:35 6:35 7:50 —


Mon thru Sat 9:00

7 Days — —

W 7 Days


7 Days 6:30

Sun thru Fri — —

7 Days 1:30 1:35


Sun & Mon Sept./Oct. I Sun Only 7 Days Nov./Dec. 3:45 — 3:50 —

4:55 5:00



7 Days 5:30

7 Days 12:30 12:35




To The Hamptons



7 Days 3:30


East Hampton Wainscott


7 Days 1:30


Sun thru Fri Sept./Oct. Fri Sun, Mon Only & Fri Sept. thru Nov./Dec. 7 Days 7 Days Nov. 7 Days — 9:30 — 11:30 — 9:35 — 11:35

Manhattan / 86th St.


7 Days 11:30


thru Fri W SH,MA• Mon Sat Only Only 7 Days Sept./Oct. 7 Days 7 Days — 6:30 — 7:30 — — 6:35 — 7:35 —

Fri thru Mon 8:30



Mon thru Sat 9:30

Sun thru Fri. SH,MA• Mon Fri & Only thru Sat Sat Sat 4:30 — 4:35 —


Southampton Manorville


To The Hamptons Eastbound


Water Mill



Sat, Sun & Mon

Mon Fri thru thru Sun & Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7Days 7 Days Mon 7 Days Mon 7 Days 5:00 6:10 8:15 10:15 12:15 2:15 3:15 4:45 6:15





To Manhattan Westbound

Effective Thurs., Sept. 18 through Wed., Jan. 7, 2009

Lower Manhattan Westbound MTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations: • • • • •

2nd Ave. & 34th St. • North Side of Water St. 2nd Ave. & 22nd St. & Broad St. 2nd Ave. & 14th St. • State St. & Battery Place 2nd Ave. & 9th St. (Bowling Green Subway West Side of Allen St. & Station) E. Houston St. • Church St. & Cortlandt • West Side of Pearl St. & St. (Connection to Path Fulton St. Trains to N.J.) • South End Avenue


DAN'S PAPERS, November 21, 2008 Page 13

Animal Hampton Interesting Doings in the Fabulous Hamptons This Past Week By Dan Rattiner So, for all you city folks, here’s the news of the Hamptons this week. At about 11 p.m. last Saturday night, two horses and three goats were seen by a passing motorist clip clopping along on the side of Montauk Highway near the Laundry Restaurant at the corner of Spring Close Highway in East Hampton. The motorist, Chris Chapin, dialed 911 on his cell phone, and pretty soon the police showed up and tried to round them up as best they could. The herd seemed to be following the lead of a small pony, who seemed very disinclined to be rounded up at that hour. At one point, the police had the highway shut down in both directions. At another point, there were five police cars and a bunch of floodlights lighting things up. People in the area who came out to see what was going on were of the opinion that the fivesome were probably among the residents of the nearby Spring Close Farm. The owners of the farm, which is north of the railroad tracks on Spring Close Highway, were called about the goings on just after midnight. The call rousted them out of bed. “The latch must have come open on the gate,” Pam Glennon said. “We never got dressed so fast.” She and her husband rushed to the scene. Finally, at about 12:30, the five animals went behind the restaurant and seemed to think that nobody would see them there. The Glennons

lured the pony out with carrots, and the other horse and the three goats came along. By this time, the Glennons, who had armed themselves with bridles, bits and ropes, lassoed the animals and led them back home. Up on the North Fork for the past few weeks, there has been an occasional appearance of what witnesses say is a mountain lion. He was first seen in mid-October in the backyard of a home on Waterview Drive in Southold, by a woman named Marissa Romeo. Romeo didn’t say any-

because he didn’t want people to think he was out for publicity for his store or something. He said the creature was definitely a very large cat, light tan, about five feet long with a swishy tail that went on for about a foot and a half beyond that. Police asked if he was sure it was a mountain lion and he said he was a hunter and, though he had never encountered a mountain lion, he had seen pictures of them. “This was one,” he said. “I know what I saw.” The police contacted Gillian Wood-Pultz, who runs the North Fork Animal Welfare League Shelter, who set a trap for it in a wooded section of property near Goose Creek, but so far it has not caught any mountain lion. “It’s captured a couple of raccoons,” said Denise, who is John’s wife. “The trap is not large enough for what I saw,” said John. But Wood-Pultz said that she used the biggest trap that she had. In answer to repeated questions from people in the community, the police in Southold have distributed an advisory, which tells you to call them if you see the lion, and whatever you do if you see it, do not run away from it. “A big cat like that loves a chase,” the advisory says. “Just stand there facing the lion if you see him, and raise your arms high over your head so you look bigger. If the lion does not leave immediately, talk to him in a way that you would talk to a house cat. If it becomes aggressive, throw

The five animals went behind the restaurant and seemed to think that nobody would see them there. thing to anybody about it at the time because she thought nobody would believe her. But the next day, she saw the mountain lion around dinnertime basking in the sun in a neighbor’s driveway. It was quite nearby to a deer, but paid little attention to it. Romeo called the police, but by the time she got back from the phone, the lion was gone. The mountain lion was next seen on Waterview Drive south of Goose Creek by the owner of a store in Greenport who asked reporters that they use only his first name, John,

(continued on page 16)

DAN'S PAPERS, November 21, 2008 Page 14

South O’ the Highway

(and the North too)

Hamptons resident Donna Karan is expanding her business. As part of its 20th anniversary, DKNY is launching a maternity line for spring, called The Happy Birth-Day Collection. The 18 pieces will include pull-on skirts and karate pants, and stretch materials in black, white and gray. Priced from $75 for leggings to $525 for a long dress, the line will be available at DKNY boutiques, as well as Bloomingdale’s, Bloomingdale’s Direct, Macy’s East and Macy’s West. * * * East Hampton resident Rory Tahari, the vice chairman and creative director of husband Elie Tahari’s label, will be publishing her first book next fall. The project will be a “collection of approximately 75 checklists on topics including parenting, moving, traveling, financial planning, taking care of your home, preparing for a hospital stay, planning a funeral and more.” * * * Rumor has it that Lipstick Jungle has been cancelled, but star and Southampton resident Brooke Shields isn’t throwing in the towel yet. Shields says execs have not been instructed to knock down the sets, and that NBC president, Jeff Zucker, is trying to figure how to please advertisers when the show’s biggest audience fast-forwards through commercials while watching on DVR. * * * Amagansett’s Sarah Jessica Parker will be the voice for the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s new audio guide tour on “Costume: The Art of Dress.” In the first audio guide by the Costume Institute, available at the museum from November 25, Parker will guide visitors through approximately 20 pieces of art from the permanent collection, including costumes depicted in paintings and sculptures. Parker taped the audio tour in a recording studio during the summer. * * * Newsday compiled a list this week of some of the top spots to grab a cup of coffee on Long Island, and two Hamptons companies made the grade: Java Nation in Sag Harbor, and Hampton Coffee Company in Water Mill and Westhampton. * * * Hamptonite Russell Simmons will be serving as an ambassador during Global Entrepreneurship Week, a first-ever worldwide series of events to celebrate the spirit of entrepreneurship and encourage young people to become more innovative and entrepreneurial. Simmons will host the Race to BE, a national competition that will engage innovators in three industries, in three cities: fashion in New York, music in Austin and film in Los Angeles. During the Week, five finalists from each category will compete in an on-site challenge with each winner receiving $5,000, a mentoring opportunity, a possible internship and post-event PR for their winning concept. * * * Celebrating a successful year of extraordinary economic activity generated by the film production industry on the East End and recognizing the efforts of elected officials to make it happen, County Executive Steve Levy and the Suffolk County Film Commission, in cooperation with the East End Production Task Force, will welcome elected officials, Chambers of Commerce and business owners to a special “Thank You” networking cocktail reception on Thursday, December 4 from 5 to 7 p.m. at the Southampton Inn. The event will feature several guest speakers, including Mitchell Kriegman, co-owner, East Hampton Studios, and Mike McGowan, president, Long Island 1141447

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John said, the mountain lion will be long gone. Mountain lions, which are not native to this area, grow to about 140 pounds, can be as long as seven feet (not including the tail), can leap 15 feet up off the ground and 40 feet sideways. They can run 45 miles an hour. Mountain lions feed on deer and other large animals, of which there are plenty here on the East End, so it’s possible that mountain lions could survive quite well here. Mountain lions hunt mostly at night and sleep during the day. They can emit growls, purrs, chirps, peeps, whistles and screams. Mountain lions often take their prey up a tree, where they hang it on branches to sort of, well, season it. They will come back to feed on it from time to time, and will defend the tree from others. So, if you see a deer up a tree, just keep walking.

Finally, in Sagaponack, work is underway to renovate the old barn at 3175 Montauk Highway, which is scheduled to be recreated as the Sagaponack Village Hall. In beginning the work, however, workmen have found the building to be infested with rats. Following an odd smell and then tearing some boards out of a wall, they uncovered the nest, which is made of a collection of old scraps and pieces of fuzz and cotton collected from around the area. The nest was filled with the remains of food that apparently came from a compost pile. The rats were having a fine old time. The bits and pieces of food included lobster, clams, ribs and fish bones. There was also the fully preserved carcass of a dead mouse in the wall. All of this is being removed. And the workmen promise that the Village Hall will be totally free of rats, the non-human kind, when it opens for business next summer.

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Bathrooms Men & Women Achieve Equality Where It’s Never Talked About By Dan Rattiner Last Saturday morning at about 10 a.m., I was in the ladies room that is just next to the counter at Danny’s Poxabogue Café in Sagaponack. Danny’s is a very popular place for breakfast on the weekends and this Saturday was no exception. I was in there for a while when I heard somebody rattling on the door. This is always a disconcerting experience. I had locked it behind me. I hoped it would hold. I didn’t want some stranger walking in on me. It held. A minute or two later, the rattling of the door came again. And this time, I did what I always do under those circumstances. I said in the deepest,

most powerful voice I could muster, “I’m in here!!” They might be big men, but I was bigger. They should get the hell away from there until I came out. After I did this, I had second thoughts. I am, after all, a man. The men’s room was in use and the ladies’ room wasn’t. So I was using the ladies’. Whoever was out there, chances were, was female. I thought — maybe I should have spoken in a high squeaky voice. That might have been better. A few minutes later, I washed up, opened the door and looked directly into the astonished eyes of a slender woman of about 50, who could not have been more than five foot one. I marched off

taking big steps. It has occurred to me that bathrooms in public places have undergone a cosmic shift in recent years, a shift that has largely gone unnoticed. I hereby notice it. I was an undergraduate English major in the early ‘60s, and, for my senior thesis, I did a 60page study on the meaning of the graffiti posted on bathroom walls. It was limited, back then, to the graffiti on the bathroom walls of men’s rooms of course. I had never been in a ladies’ bathroom and I saw no prospect of ever being in one. I had seen ladies’ rooms in the movies of course. They were fabulous places, all tidy and (continued on page 30)

A MURDER IN PATCHOGUE REVERBERATES HERE By Dan Rattiner Last Saturday night, seven high school kids at a party in Medford told friends they were going out to “get a Mexican,” something that friends of these kids say is a sort of thing some of them do in that community on a Saturday night. It means beat up an illegal alien. In this case, however, these teenagers went out, cornered two “Mexicans” in a parking lot near the Patchogue Railroad Station, and then, while the others watched, one of them killed one of the men with a knife. The man who died was Marcello Lucero, 38, a day laborer who had lived in the community for

16 years and sent the money he makes to his mother in Ecuador. He was stabbed in the chest by Jeffrey Conroy, a senior at PatchogueMedford High School, who is on both the wrestling team and the lacrosse team, and, until now, expected to be college bound with an athletic scholarship. The others cheered him on while he did it. Lucero was not alone when he was killed. Also surrounded was his younger brother, Joselo Lucero, also an illegal, who slipped away when Marcelo was attacked, then immediately called 911, so that the police could quickly arrive to arrest this crew, which they did.

Hate crime does not rise to murder in cold blood very often, and so the coverage of this event — which took place just a 45 minute drive away from the Hamptons — appeared on the front page of The New York Times, on Fox News, CNN, the BBC, The International Herald Tribune and newspapers and television stations around the world. The first comment made about this murder, by Steve Levy, who is the Suffolk County supervisor, was that “This would have been a one-day story if it had happened in Nassau County rather than in Suffolk County.” The comment (continued on next page)

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was entirely devoid of concern for the family of the victim, and seemed to suggest that a heightened reaction by the media to this event was an unfair attack on his own particular illegal immigrant policy. Levy has, indeed, created a wide range of new laws in the County which are aimed at preventing illegal Hispanics from finding work, congregating anywhere in public or even staying here. He condones midnight raids and anything else necessary to get them either out of this area, or deported out of the country and back to where they came from. Without any humanitarian side to his new laws, many in the media believe these laws might encourage violent acts by white supremacists and others of their stripe. In recent years, this newspaper has been a strong proponent of a group that wants to cecede eastern Long Island from Suffolk County in order to start our own county. One of the reasons many of us have felt we ought to break away is because of the largely intolerant attitudes in Suffolk County, particularly the southwest end of it. If you look at the history of hate crimes and intolerance on Long Island, you notice a very unusual confluence of them in the southwestern part of the Island. Over the years, there has been nothing like it in Nassau County to the west or our East End, and that is a fact. In the 1920s, the Ku Klux Klan was based in the southwestern part of Suffolk County, holding its biggest rallies in Sayville and East Islip. In the late 1930s, there was a camp called “Camp Siegfried,” located in Yaphank — where

the Brookhaven Lab is today — that held torchlight and uniformed Nazi rallies demanding death to the Jews in America and world conquest for the Master Race. Camp Siegfried went on for three years, from 1936 to 1939, without county interference. Some of these rallies were attended by 20,000 people. The Nazis even marched through downtown Patchogue, with County approval. In recent years, there have been more attacks and hate crimes in this community of towns, which include Holbrook, Farmingville, Ronkonkoma, Medford, Patchogue, Sayville and East Islip. In 2001, two Mexican day laborers were trapped and beaten, nearly to death, in Farmingville. In 2003, a home owned by a Mexican family was burned to the ground in Farmingville. Just three weeks ago there were more than 100 leaflets placed on the windshield wipers of vehicles parked at the Deer Park Railroad Station, urging people to join the KKK. They were placed there by the Northern and Southern Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. Some of this may help explain the unbelievable just-for-fun hobby of some of the local high school kids, which is to go out and beat up people who will not fight back because they fear the police will bring them to the attention of immigration. There is an apparent belief by some of the teenagers in the community that this sort of behavior is okay. Levy, who himself grew up and attended high school in the southwestern part of Suffolk County — he went to Sachem High School —

might do well to look at his initial knee jerk reaction to this shocking crime. The undercurrent of intolerance there goes back generations. Of course, the southwestern part of the county is only a small part of the whole county. When horrified reactions barreled in from everywhere else in the county about his comment, he did a whole 360. He is not a bigot. He is currently espousing a five-point plan to right himself. He is seeking donations for the victim’s family; he is asking religious leaders to preach the need for tolerance; he’s called for schools to consider using the services of the Anti-Bias Task Force; he’s going to display the county’s anonymous 800-220-TIPS phone number more prominently; and he’s created a Hispanic liaison to the county police department. What he has not yet done, however, is say he will readdress and possibly repeal the anti-Hispanic laws that his administration has passed in the last three years and that we in other parts of the county continue to live with. As for how this specific crime has been dealt with, consider this. As things stand now, the killer, who said he was going out to get a Mexican and then once out bragged to the other seven with him that he would not only “get” but also kill one and then did — is charged not with murder in the first degree by the County, but with manslaughter. Really. To paraphrase Harry Golden, who said “Only in America,” I would add “Only in southwestern Suffolk County.”

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What? Southampton Saves Open Space, Then Lets It Be Developed? By Dan Rattiner A hearing held last Thursday in Southampton seems to have highlighted an open space preservation program that has gone slightly berserk. A developer has bought 13 acres of open space that has already been preserved as farmland, and is proposing to put what appears to be a garden center on it. It is on Ocean Road in Bridgehampton, just north of the corner of Bridge Lane, and the land is not zoned for retail business. And yet, the developer of the land — there is no other adequate way to describe who is doing this — wants to make it into a garden center.

And it seems to be perfectly legal with the relaxed new rules that the Town has adopted involving agricultural uses of open space. In the old days, land and open space were preserved — absent the purchase of it — by two methods. One was for the Town or County to buy the development rights. A large farm would be threatened with development because it was being taxed as developable land and the farmer was not making enough to pay the real estate or inheritance taxes. So the Town would buy the “development rights,” thus reducing the value of the land that remained, since it could only be used for agricultural purposes.

The taxes would now be affordable. And the farmer would pocket a windfall. The other way, especially in the case of land that was not fertile enough to be properly farmed, was to allow it to be developed, but with the homes on it clustered to one side, with a large part of it left open as a nature preserve. Nothing could be built in a preserve. It would just remain wild and unused. The Town of Southampton, however, unlike East Hampton, has gotten it into its head to promote active farming by allowing the owners of this preserved land to do farming activities on it. Unlike “preserved” land, where the gen(continued on page 26)

SAG BRIDGE DEDICATED TO 19-YEAR OLD MARINE By Debbie Tuma Growing up in the tiny village of Sag Harbor, Jordan Haerter used to sit by the Sag Harbor/North Haven Bridge, near the wharf, and think about a future in the military. In a sad, ironic twist last Saturday morning, that very bridge was renamed the “Lance Corporal Jordan Haerter Veterans Memorial Bridge,” as a permanent memorial to this local marine. Haerter was killed in the line of duty in Iraq last April, at the age of 19. Hundreds of people lined the flag-draped bridge, and the Main Street behind, for a ribbon-cutting ceremony by state officials who

unanimously passed a bill (co-sponsored by Senator Ken LaValle and NYS Assemblyman Fred Thiele) to change its name in Haerter’s honor. “Although renaming this bridge will never fill the hole in the hearts of Jordan’s family, at least they know that his act of heroism will never be forgotten,” said Thiele. A U.S. Marine helicopter hovered overhead, as 40 of Haerter’s 1st Battalion, 9th Marine comrades, also known as “The Walking Dead,” stood at attention, in uniform, in Haerter’s honor. “We flew here from all over the country to pay tribute to our friend Jordan, who risked

his life to save us,” said Joshua Pitts, of the 1st Battalion, 9th Marines, who came from his home in Oakdale, Tennessee. “We wouldn’t be here without him.” Moments earlier, Haerter’s Commander, Lt. Colonel Brett Bourne, had explained to the crowd that on April 22, 2008, Haerter and another marine from the 2nd Battalion, 8th Marines had been guarding an entry gate of their unit’s compound in Ramadi, Iraq, when a large truck accelerated toward them without stopping. They opened fire, until the 2,000pound blast claimed their lives. (continued on page 24)

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Action! Montauk is the Setting for Star-Studded, Big Time Film By David Lion Rattiner What do Pulp Fiction, Ditch Plains, Puff and Putt and The Montauk Pioneer all have in common? They come together in the new Hollywood film, Paper Man, featuring star actors Ryan Reynolds (Vanwilder, Blade, Trinity) Lisa Kudrow (“Friends”) Emma Stone (Superbad) and Jeff Daniels (Dumb and Dumber). Last week, production on Paper Man was in full force, with the cast and crew working every day on location in Montauk. It was a surreal moment to see Puff and Putt, Montauk’s old school miniature golf and family fun center open only in the summertime, awash with $10,000 cameras, elaborate lighting, A-list actors, craft tables, trucks, wires and of course, a director yelling “Action!” Paper Man is the story of a failed novelist (played by Jeff Daniels) who goes to Montauk

and develops an unlikely friendship with a teenage girl, played by Emma Stone. I headed down to the set after receiving an e-mail asking for permission to include The Montauk Pioneer in the film. After getting the go ahead from publisher Kathy Rae, I raced to Montauk to get the scoop. On the set I was introduced to directors Kieran Mulroney and Michele Mulroney — the husband/wife team who wrote and are co-directing Paper Man. Approaching a crew member wearing a heavy winter jacket and winter hat, I asked, “How do you feel about shooting this movie in Montauk?” “I absolutely love Montauk. It is so peaceful here and the town is adorable. From a shooting perspective, we are able to get a lot done,” he said as he ran off onto the set. On the set, a scene was being shot with Emma Stone, who happily signed a few autographs for

some teenage fans that were walking by Puff and Putt. Richard N. Gladstein, one of the film’s producers, graciously allowed a few photos of the film crew in action. Gladstein has also been a producer on blockbuster films including The Bourne Identity, The Cider House Rules, Pulp Fiction, and Reservoir Dogs. At one point, Jeff Daniels was climbing into a black Mercedes Benz for a driving sequence. A camera was mounted to the side of the car. “That equipment looks really expensive. What’s that camera rig cost, ten grand?” I asked Gladstein. He turned to me and gave me look that said something like, “What are you kidding?” then answered, “You just have to make sure that nothing goes wrong.” Almost on cue, a crewmember began yelling (continued on next page)

MONTAUK PLAN: JUST STOP THE OCEAN, PLEASE By T.J. Clemente The timing — as timing seems to be lately — was most curious. As the Town of East Hampton is struggling to get its financial house in order, the Town’s Planning Board was in Montauk seeking input on what that village can do to make things better, particularly in the business area. The Montauk locals slowly arrived the evening of Thursday, Nov. 13 to the Montauk Fire House to complete a sort of “open house” for ideas. Under the direction of East Hampton Town Planning Director Marguerite Wolffsohn the meeting, attended by many members of the

health, engineering and Town Planning departments (including Town Engineer Thomas D. Talmage) was called to order. The number one concern of all who showed up was beach erosion, or as one fellow repeated, “If we don’t do anything, one storm will come by and wipe out the downtown, making the rest of these plans irrelevant.” The quagmire is that the ocean, which made all who own businesses in Montauk successful, is also the looming threat to the livelihood of those same people. Huddled around the table labeled “Recreation Parks and Drainage,” the residents seemed to be led by John Keeshan, Montauk’s Chamber of

Commerce 2008 Person of the Year. The soft spoken, well-informed Keeshan was direct and poignant, and Wolffsohn expressed that she heard what was being said. Everyone at the table realized that the cost of any plan to restrain the ocean — like getting more sand, having sand bags readily available, building necessary structures — flew in the face of the fact the town finances are already stretched. But the thought that even a severe Nor’easter could cause severe damage to the Town of Montauk as we know it was sobering. Lorraine Creegan, Director of the Montauk Chamber of Commerce, was all over (continued on next page)

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“Stop the car!” as it drove off onto a pebble driveway. There was a big fuss as several other crewmembers ran toward the car, which was now stopped on the pebbles. This was apparently a danger to the equipment, probably because there was fear a rock would shoot up and damage the camera. Slowly the driver backed out of the driveway and then took an alternate route onto Montauk Highway. While Daniels was out shooting with the Mercedes, Stone was doing another scene. With nearly 100 cast members and crew standing around, holding microphones and setting up props at the Puff and Putt, director Michele Mulroney shouted, “Quiet on the set!” And it was. As I headed back to my car, Ryan Reynolds was standing in the middle of the road, right by the Runaways restaurant where many of the trucks and equipment for the movie were parked. He was about 100 yards or so away from the Puff and Putt. Reynolds is very tall — easily 6’ 4 — and he was eying the Puff and Putt set from a distance. After about two minutes of standing in the street, a black Lincoln Navigator pulled up and picked him up, then transported him to the Puff and Putt. While this type of protocol is normally required to protect famous actors from rabid fans, during the slow season in Montauk it looked a bit silly — even to the actor, who laughed and shook his head as he got in the truck to travel a few hundred feet. Paper Man will hit the theaters in 2009. Keep your eye out for the Pioneer’s film debut.

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this issue saying something must be done soon. At the “Parking, Alleys and Public Transportation” table, Principal Planner Tara Powers listened to ideas to increase beach parking legally in town, as well as perhaps adding a beach shuttle for a simple reason: more legal parking means more visitors in town longer. At the “Sidewalks and Traffic” station, Assistant Planning Director Jo Anne Pahwul said the issues discussed were “free parking at Nick’s Beach and perhaps a small beach boardwalk there.” With Eric Schantz from the Town Heath Department and Director of Housing Tom Ruhle manning the “Motels, Housing and Business” station, the issues were affordable housing for seasonal workers and year round employees, as well as the difficulty in completing timely renovations on old buildings. At the “Design and Architecture” station, Maureen Ryan of the Planning Department stressed the integrity of the town’s appearance, hoping to foster more of the Carl Fisher Era look for downtown. Ideas were discussed about future building proposals to limit to the creative process within the borders of good taste and legality. Even though the ocean, storms and erosion were the big topics, the meeting elicited suggesT.J. Clemente


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tions on other areas and allowed East Hampton Town government and Montauk hamlet residents to communicate about Montauk’s needs, ills and future. Wolffsohn stressed that this sort of meeting was to be held in all the hamlets of the Town of East Hampton. Her report may help procure grants and support decisions made by the Town Board. Wolffsohn said that ideas and recommendations from all the hamlets would be discussed at a meeting of the Planning Board and a document would be drafted. Before being finalized, that document would be presented to residents for public discussion. At the end of the meeting, Wolffsohn said, “I was happy with the turnout. We got lots of great comments and now we will list the priories, and come back with the draft resolutions.” The town staff worked tirelessly to answer every question. They listened to all suggestions and made notes throughout the evening. It was the best of town democracy at work — an example of small town America’s ability to participate in decisions and make a difference. When the meeting ended, I realized this was perhaps the most civil of all the Town Meetings I’ve covered in recent memory, perhaps because those in attendance were concerned forward thinkers who came together to find solutions.

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Non-Musical Works of Art by Rock & Rollers An upcoming show at Duck Walk Vineyards, November 21-23, proves Neil Young to be on the money when he sings, “Hey hey, my my. Rock and roll will never die.” While Young was talking about works of music, the show at Duck Walk will feature works of art: It’s a visual history of rock and roll where every work is up for sale, making it possible to take home a little piece of that history with you The show features about 150 original artworks created by musicians including Paul McCartney, John Entwistle, Jerry Garcia and more, as well as rare lithographs, concert posters, photographs, gold records, animation art, handwritten lyrics and other memorabilia.

ny and turned the Rock Art Show into a nationally touring show. This is the third time the show has come to Duck Walk and the East End. Since people can purchase the artwork and memorabilia, the show is constantly changing. For example, Ron Campbell, who directed and animated The Beatles cartoon series and Yellow Submarine, creates new artwork based on that ani(continued on page 30)

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Prices can range from $10 to $5,000. “There’s really something for everyone,” said Scott Segelbaum, who founded the art show in Los Angeles in 1992. “It’s just one of those things where you walk into the room, look around and think, ‘Wow, this is really cool.’ It’s a visual montage of rock history and it just draws you that much closer to your favorite artist.” He added, “We make sure we appeal to all price ranges, to all music fans, not just serious collectors. It’s something people can get excited about.” Those who come to the show will also be able to read about the history of each piece. Segelbaum, who is passionate about the show and the music it represents, will be on hand to give even more detailed info about each piece. And, he says, the show represents all genres of music, from the Rat Pack to the Red Hot Chili Peppers, with a heavy dose of classic rock acts like The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Grateful Dead. Segelbaum started the show when he was working at a radio station in the L.A. area, as a one-time charity event. “Ron Woods and Jerry Garcia had just put out art pieces,” he said. “It was interesting that all these rock and rollers were putting out art. I mean, it makes sense they’re using their creativity in other respects.” With the success of that event, attended by well known musicians such as Elton John, Stevie Nicks and Brian Wilson, he thought the idea had the potential to be expanded. Segelbaum brought the show to the east coast in 1999, when he moved to Philadelphia. Then, in 2004, he created a production compa-


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“If they hadn’t stopped this suicide bomber truck, it could have exploded inside the compound, killing 33 Marines and 21 Iraqi police inside,” he said. “These two men fearlessly gave their lives in self defense.” Haerter was posthumously awarded the Purple Heart Medal, Combat Action Ribbon, the Iraqi Campaign Medal, Iraqi Service Medal, Good Conduct Medal, and National Defense Medal. On Saturday, the crowds and numerous officials braved the pouring rain, huddling under tents to hear tributes. The ceremony, organized and led by Tom Toole, a retired Air Force Colonel of Sag Harbor, began with proclamation by Suffolk County Executive Steve Levy, who was joined by Congressman Tim Bishop, Sag Harbor Mayor Greg Ferraris, and North Haven Mayor Laura Nolan. Ferraris told of how he had accompanied the Haerter family when they brought their son’s body home to Sag Harbor. “We met the plane in New Jersey, and I witnessed patriotism like I’ve never seen before,” he said. “Jordan was truly a hero, and an asset to our village.” At a grassy spot near the bridge and wharf, Jordan Haerter was also honored with a tall, granite obelisk memorial monument, unveiled by his parents, Christian Haerter and JoAnn Lyles, of Sag Harbor. “There was nothing my son loved more than spending time here at the harbor, on this

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wharf,” said Christian Haerter. “We are so appreciative that the whole village raised money for this monument.” “I admire my son’s discipline and courage. I


know he found his direction,” said his mother, JoAnn Lyles, of her only child. “I am now a gold star mother, which is not a club anyone wants to join, but the support of this close-knit community keeps me going.” Lyles added that her son’s cousin Jessica still maintains his web page to keep his memory alive. A 2006 graduate of Pierson High School in Sag Harbor, Haerter was described as “a responsible and serious student” by his grandmother, Lilly Haerter. She said that, at age 16, Jordan took flying lessons at East Hampton Airport, and learned to fly solo before he got his driver’s license. “As a child he always dressed as a soldier for Halloween, and he loved wearing a uniform,” said his grandmother. His grandfather, John Lyles, of South Carolina, said Haerter’s long-term goal was to join the Sag Harbor Police. “At his funeral service, the Sag Harbor Police and Southampton Town Police made him an honorary member of their forces, giving him badges,” he said. “But he never had a chance to live that dream, since he enlisted in the Marines right out of high school. After his boot camp training, he was only in Iraq one month when he was killed. But now he will never be forgotten in his hometown of Sag Harbor.” On the day before her son died, JoAnn Lyles received a letter from him, saying he was confident he had made the right choice, and he only worried about her.

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Pope Holds Lead in SH Recount As the majority of the country voted Democratic on Nov. 4, so did the Town of Southampton, with Democrat Sally Pope officially besting incumbent Republican Dan Russo for a seat on the Town Board. Russo was appointed to the board last February to fill the shoes of Linda Kabot, who became Town Supervisor. However, it was a close race, coming down to the absentee ballots. As long as they were postmarked by Nov. 3, those ballots could be received by the Town for tallying until Nov. 12, and in the end, Pope won by several hundred votes – 12,582 to 11,750. Democrat Andrea Schiavoni was also named town justice, defeating incumbent Republican Thomas DeMayo 13,974 to 10,717.

ping showed that these areas were lower than what had been shown. The digital maps are accurate to plus/minus six inches.” The new mapping, which will take effect in December, 2009, shows a newly redefined floodplain that outlines specific areas as having high, moderate or low flood risk. A floodplain is defined as a typically dry area where water will pool or flow through during a 100-year storm. The term 100-year storm simply means that the area has a 1% chance of a major storm happening on any given year. According to Weberg, the Hurricane of ’38 would be in that storm category. So what is a homeowner to do if he or she is now in a flood zone? If you have or plan to get a mortgage from a federally backed lender, you are required to have flood insurance. (There’s a chance that if those who will be affected lock in rates now, they might be able to avoid higher premiums, at least in the short term. This is definitely a “call your insurance broker” issue.) Currently in Suffolk, flood insurance from the NFIP is guaranteed up to $250,000. Premiums vary from about $388 for the lowest risk designation to thousands in the highest risk areas. There are umbrella policies available with $250,000 deductibles (meaning you need a NFIP policy for the first $250,000) and additional insurance available above $250K from underwriters like Lloyds of London. The formal presentation in Southampton, cosponsored by FEMA, the NYS Department of Environmental Conservation and Suffolk County Fire Rescue Emergency Services, will


now be followed by a 90-day comment period (from Nov. 14, 2008 to Feb. 11, 2009). During this time, homeowners can comment, contest and complain — as well as file appeals — on their new rating. According to Weberg, “If homeowners think something is wrong with the FEMA map, they can present that to us. It’s always due process.” He added that, because of the extensive work done and state of the art technology used, “the chances are pretty slim” that a property would be reclassified based on an appeal. In the meantime, those interested in where their house falls in the flood plain can go to Plug in your address, and you’ll get information, including whether or not you need additional insurance. Of course, most of the homes added to the list are right on or close to the Atlantic, so one must wonder if a few extra thousand dollars of insurance would matter much to property owners in the estate section. Weborg wondered the same, and he verified a final fact: If you have no mortgage on the property or paid cash for that manse on the beach, you are not required to get a penny of flood insurance. Homeowners who took the chance that their multi-million dollar investments would stand against a raging storm probably weren’t relying on that $250K of flood insurance to help them sleep at night on a bed that’s a few hundred feet from the ocean. And, after all the research he has reviewed for FEMA and his own scientific expertise, Weberg added, “If money was no object, that’s where I’d live. Right on Dune Road.”

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By Susan Galardi Just when it seemed things couldn’t get worse (well, not exactly), there’s more bad news for some beleaguered property owners who live in the depreciating asset we call home. As most East Hamptonites brace themselves for increased property taxes to contribute to the town’s haggard economy, about 150 additional residents of East Hampton Village and Sagaponack will have to shell it out for flood insurance as a result of new flood hazard maps issued by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). The new maps, known as DFIRMs (Digital Flood Insurance Rate Maps) show areas prone to flooding during storms, changes in drainage patterns and other topographic details.. Based on the new mapping, (the first in 20 years) 15% fewer buildings (about 4,488 structures total) in all of Suffolk have actually been removed from the list of properties in flood zones. Those lucky homeowners may no longer be required to drop the dime on flood insurance, or depending on the change, may be able to pay lower premiums. Almost 500 homes were removed from the flood zone in the Town of Southampton (from 3,579 to 3,104), and about 100 the Town of East Hampton (from 1,632 to 1,512). But in the Villages of Sagaponack and East Hampton, the number of homes in the flood plain more than doubled — from 46 to 119 properties in Sagaponack, and from 60 to 146 in East Hampton Village. The maps, exhaustive information on flood insurance, engineers and insurance specialists from FEMA were available at a four-hour public meeting last Thursday at the Southampton Cultural Center. Upon entering, you were given a sheet of paper by a welcoming receptionist, who wrote in the address you were investigating. From there, you could meet with a FEMA rep at one of the four “Property Flood Risk ID Stations” at the front, to better understand changes in your designation. If desired, you could then meet with a specialist from the National Flood Insurance Program (NFIP). I sat with FEMA Senior Engineer Paul Weberg, asking him why new properties were added to the flood maps. “Because of the latest and greatest technology,” he said. “The new map-

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eral public could just walk around through trails and generally enjoy it, preserved land that would now be farmed changes the playing field. The original “preserve� was not just for the use of the people in the development. But if you allow farming in a preserve, suddenly you don’t want outsiders coming in. This may be good for agriculture, but it is bad for the taxpayers. In an “agricultural preserve,� for example, the owner of it, if he planted cabbages, might want to build high turkey wire fences to keep the deer out. This is a whole different thing than was originally intended. In any case, here we are, in Bridgehampton, with a proposal on 13 acres that is a set of plans that says right on it “FARM PLAN.� The plan for the farm consists of rows and rows of flowers, bushes, orchards and shrubs, all for sale to the general public. There is a driveway you come up to get to where you buy your shrubs, a loading area, a parking area for 16 cars, and three new buildings where there are none now — none of which are common farm buildings. One is called a barn, but inside are a storage area and equipment and tool room on the first floor, and an office and conference room on the second floor. Another building is a greenhouse, like you might see at either a garden center or on a farm, and the third is a fake windmill. Not only a fake windmill, but a fake Dutch windmill. As I recall, the Dutch never got farther out from New Amsterdam than the Jamaica Plain and Flushing, while the English settled the East

End. Nevertheless, in a land of a dozen beautiful and historic English windmills, they want to build a Dutch one. Whatever. I should say, incidentally, that from the plans each of these three buildings, plus a fourth equipment shed, would, if built, be really stunning and beautiful 19th century reproductions. And I should also say that the pathways through the proposed “flower farm,� (garden center), are as lovely as pathways through an English garden. Nevertheless, this is a residential neighborhood. And it’s a long way from a farm stand on the street in front of a field of vegetables and flowers behind. Today, this would not be a legal project in East Hampton Town. It would not even be a legal project in Southampton Town. But things have changed. And now the town wants to encourage farming in ways nobody thought of before. I can give you lots of examples of the lengths that Southampton Town went to in the past to keep open space as open space and to strictly enforce farming as a wholesale-only business. A big hew and cry went up years ago when Jeff White, in Sagaponack, built a greenhouse on his farm as a place to sell plants and flowers at retail. It is still there today — it is Liberty Farms on Sagg Main — but it was quite a battle before White, the farmer, finally prevailed. One who did not prevail was Tony Tiska, who owned a big potato farm at the corner of Scuttlehole Road and Millstone in Bridgehampton. Tiska opted for the plan

where you sell your development rights to the town, but then got in trouble when he leased some of his farmland to a polo club and then the polo club built stables on the leased land to house their polo ponies. The polo people put forward the somewhat lame argument that these stables were to “raise� polo ponies. But, of course, they were just keeping them there between matches and until it was time to send them back to Argentina. In the end, the stables had to be removed. And the polo club moved their operation to the Entenman Farm in Calverton. Then there was the regulating of farm stands. The town saw, correctly, that a farm stand is a retail business. And though they wanted to encourage them, they didn’t want to make farmers markets out of residential streets. Rather ridiculous, but I guess necessary, laws were passed about farm stands. It could only be a certain number of square feet. At least 70% of everything being sold had to be raised in the field behind the farm stand — not the field down the block, but behind the farm stand. And the other 30% had to be accessory stuff to what was being raised. If you raised corn, you could sell corn fritters, or cornbread. And finally, the whole thing had to be temporary enough to be removed at the end of every summer season. Particularly interesting is the fact that, although in the old days developers were perfectly content to set aside a natural “preserve� (continued on page 29)

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every three months, so it might smell badly during its last two weeks. (Dates of maintenance will be handwritten on a list on the inside of the car wall as required by law.) Also there’s no supervision on the car, so you are on your own. Also, on this car, we are shutting off the loud speaker, so you won’t be able to tell what station the train is about to stop at. Other then all that, it should be just as good as any of our other cars. And it adds a new dimension to the service we offer. No other subway in the country offers this service, says our commissioner Bill Aspinall. It’s a plus.







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DOWN IN THE TUBE Paris and Nicki Hilton were seen on the Southampton platform last weekend, probably out here visiting mom and dad. Barack Obama was secretly out here with his wife and kids, surrounded by secret service men, with both the front and back of the car cleared of people as they went from Westhampton Beach and a meeting with Rabbi Schneier to a confab with the Furmans at their home near the Sag Harbor stop. But don’t tell anybody.


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fewer riders seem to be able to afford to get through the turnstiles at our regular prices these days. As a result, revenue for the subway is down and we are forced to take some unhappy measures. This week, we are announcing a layoff of 842 people, which is a little over half our staff. We are appealing to riders to volunteer for these posts, so we don’t have to lay off any more people. We are particularly interested in finding people who have the skills to drive subway trains. Our motormen were the most highly paid of our employees and so they are the first to go. You should know that I, personally, am going to lead the way in these layoffs. I am going to sign each and every one of the 842 pink slips myself, and not only sign them, but write a warm, personal note and, if possible, shed a tear. All these people, we know, will surely be missed by the few rest of us that remain. As for my salary, if it weren’t for the fact that the subway system cannot possibly get along without me, I would be laying myself off too, you may be sure. As it is, I have been asked by myself and have agreed to take a 3% across the board cut in my salary. We all have to do our part.

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Honoring the Artist: Cuca Romley While Cuca Romley’s cover this week reflects a narrow view of Sag Harbor as seen from her gallery, The Winter Tree, the artist herself enjoys a much wider perspective regarding her personal and professional pursuits. Consider, for example, her far-ranging background in art and advertising and her life in Spain, Paris and New York. While the cover also shows Sag Harbor at sunset, there’s no doubt that Romley’s thirst for life is endless. Q: When we left off during our last conversation, you were “mother” to several cats in addition to being a real mother to your daughter who will be visiting you this December. A: Yes, she’s coming from San Francisco. We have always gotten together at Christmas for all our lives, no matter where we are living. Sometimes I would send my daughter on the plane when she was younger to visit my mother who lived in Monte Carlo. Q: Nowadays, children live all over the world, so far away from their parents. A: You make your children independent; I passed on genetic independence to my daughter. They belong to another generation with no limitations. With the internet and phones, children lose their sense of distance because they can be in touch with their family even if not directly. Q: That’s a good point. How about your cats? They are a family to you, too. A: Yes. You can compare animals to a human family. The cats I feed from the neighborhood have family problems. The male cat doesn’t come anymore to be fed. I think his mother doesn’t want him.

Q: Now that winter is coming, what’s a typical day like for you? A: I’m a working maniac. I paint all day, because it’s a necessity and because I like it. I do larger canvases, like “Venus,” which I’m working on now. Classical mythology is so beautiful. I also have a classical background in art. Q: Yet your signature paintings are in the naïve style. How does that work? A: Art is not limited. Most of the time I paint what I know, like local scenes of Sag Harbor, in a naïve style. That doesn’t mean it’s my dream. I love classical subjects; Greek mythology is timeless. Q: What do you think about current contemporary art? A: I was born in the wrong century. We limit art to marketing and fads now. The art in this century will be remembered by technology, science and greed. Q: You had classical art training so I understand your feelings. A: I went to the Beaux Arts in Paris to study classical painting, but I went into advertising because I didn’t want to be a starving artist in Paris with no water and heat. I had worked in advertising in Spain and Italy, too. When I moved to New York, I also was in the field, doing catalogues for Danskin. But that wasn’t what I wanted to do. Q: So you went from sophisticated art in fashion to naïve painting. What a leap. How did that happen? A: I liked early American painting so that was one influence. There are no rules in naïve painting; there’s more freedom unlike

classical and fashion styles. I like challenges. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Ms. Romley’s work is on view at her Sag Harbor Gallery, The Winter Tree, and in December at New York’s Gina Gallery (82nd and Columbus Ave.).

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because it enhanced the value of the home sites that abutted it, now, in addition to that, they get a “gift” of being able to run a business on this preserve and even buy and sell the preserves if what goes on there is lucrative. A recent example, already approved, is a 13house development on a 30-acre former farm in East Quogue. The developer bought the property, which is not preserved, and proposed building 13 houses on the 30 acres, each on a parcel of two-anda-half acres. But the town asked the developer to cluster the houses, and leave a large parcel as open space. So the developer came back with a plan to build 13 houses, each on one acre, with the rest of the property, 17 acres, as open space. The town approved it and in the old days it would have ended there. But today, under the new rules, the town then gave the developer a gift — the right to own and “farm” the open space. And not only that, but also, if the “farm” was lucrative, to sell the property to somebody else. We’ve got all sorts of “farms” these days. You can drive up the New York Thruway and as you pass through Westchester, turn off and stop at Stew Leonard’s, a “farm” that is in reality just a giant shopping center, complete with hay bales and occasional banjo players and people dressed up as farm animals for the kiddies. We’ve got Pumpkintown every autumn on the Montauk Highway in Southampton, with slides, jungle gyms, tame penned farm animals and wooden pirate ships you can climb around on. And we’ve got real farms with cows and orchards and farm stands, where you can buy tickets to go through corn mazes. And now, maybe we’ll get a garden center on land that, for the last 10 years, neighbors have looked out to see tractors plowing it to plant potatoes, about to become an English garden center with a Dutch windmill. Who’s the wiser?


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neat, with splendid mirrors and washbasins. You never saw a stall in those movies. And for the most part, these ladies’ rooms were in restaurants where, first, one of the women would go to “wash up” and then a second woman would follow to talk about what was and wasn’t going on between them and the men who had taken them out to dinner. The men’s rooms, by contrast, were a combination of filth, bad smells and graffiti marked on stalls, sometimes both inside and out. Sometimes they were in pen. Sometimes they had been scratched through the paint. They’d be about a particular woman, or a statement of intentions about women in general, or some insult or degrading remark aimed at Tony or Fred or somebody. All would be accompanied by very bad line drawings, usually of human genitalia in various states of arousal. They were indeed worthy of a senior thesis. Indeed, since my teacher was a woman, I thought this academic exercise would knock her socks off, since it would be about something she had never seen before. Of course, I did edit the work. No sense getting myself in trouble over this. You have no idea how impossibly shameful it would be for me as a man to walk into a ladies’ room back then. It might happen by accident. Women would scream. I’d rush out. Sorry, sorry. Men at that time put their women up on pedestals. They were princesses and queens. They couldn’t run or throw. Or if they did, it was “like a girl.” We needed to protect them. Lift heavy things for them. Hold the doors open for them. Make sure everything was okay with

them. None of my friends were even sure, at least up until we personally found out, usually in the back seat of a car, if women did what we did in bathrooms or even how they might do that. At dances or sports events, you’d see long lines of women waiting to use the ladies’ room when the event was over. We men just went in and out. Whatever it was they did in there took time. We did know they could not use urinals. We knew that much. The change in the bathroom situations in public places came almost unnoticed as times changed. It began when the powers that be — men — began to take seriously the claim by women that when architects designed buildings, they made the same number of places for women to go to the bathroom as men. And it wasn’t fair, given that they took longer. Newer buildings do have more places for women to go, I believe, but it remains true that the vast majority of buildings are from an earlier time — including Danny’s Poxabogue Café — which still has the same men’s room and ladies’ room signs out front that they did 50 years ago. Today, you see lots of places that make no distinction whatsoever between the sexes. Where new restaurants come in and take over a place where the plumbing allowed one toilet in the men’s room and one toilet in the women’s room and lock the door, the owners simply changed the rules about who could use them. All are marked WC for water closet. Go in, use it, leave. This seems to say, well, we are all family, we are all friends, we are all one. Let’s all treat each

other that way. As for the rest, there has now become a common rule that if the bathroom of your sex is in use, you can try the bathroom of the other sex if you can’t wait and if it’s free. Total strangers are asked to serve as lookouts. And they do. Even if it’s a woman and a man going in. It works fine. And the filthy public bathrooms of yore are gone. And the graffiti is gone. Personally, I think that some men, maybe of the older generation like me, thought that if our men’s rooms were going to sometimes be used by women, then by god, we ought to make them nice for them. It’s uplifted the whole experience. It’s good for us men, too. And, of course, it’s just much better sanitation and health. I don’t even miss the graffiti.


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mation for each show. Also, there are a few special pieces in the upcoming show. The sister of Stuart Sutcliffe, the original bassist for The Beatles and who died in 1962, is an East End resident and has given the show several of his works. The show will also preview several never before seen drawings by Al Hirshfield, which won’t be officially released until December. The Rock Art Show, which is free to the public, will be open from 1-5 p.m. Nov. 21-23. A portion of the proceeds from all sales will be donated to charity. For more information, go to

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MARVIN HAMLISCH HONORED @ ARTS HORIZONS Longtime West Hampton resident Marvin Hamlisch was honored with the Paul Newman Entertainer of the Year Award at Arts Horizons' 30th Anniversary at the Hudson Theatre in the Millennium Hotel.


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"EXTRAORDINARY LEAVES" Landcraft Environmentals of Mattituck and Arizona Beverage Co. hosted a book launch in celebration of the publication of "Extraordinary Leaves" by Dennis Schrader who appears on Martha Stewart Living and designs tropical gardens for Longhouse in East Hampton.

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Over 250 people attended the victory party for Barack Obama's election to the White House, at Linda Shapiro and Mort Kassover's home, on Saturday, November 8th.

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TOWN & COUNTRY GRAND OPENING The grand opening party for Town & Country Real Estate was held at their newest on Hampton Road. Was held Nov. 7th, In attendance were most of the Southampton real estate community and all their neighbors who turned out to wish them well. This makes office number 8 for the independent firm started by Judi Desiderio in 2005.

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BOOK SIGNING @EAST END BOOKS Richard Lewin East End Books in East Hampton welcomed Eric Meola celebrating the publication of his new book India In Word and Image.

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Sag Harbor’s newest art gallery, Delaney Cooke opened with a show featuring the photography of the internationally known photographer Jerry Cooke who's work was featured in the magazines Life, Time, Fortune, Sports Illustrated, Vogue, and many others. Congatulations and welcome.

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Tweed’s Restaurant & Bison Bar 17 East Main Street, Riverhead, 631-208-3151 Now enjoying its eighth year of business, Tweed’s is truly a restaurant for all seasons but in many ways it really comes into its own in the Fall. On a chill, somewhat damp evening, there is that immediate sense of welcome and warmth as you enter. This has always been a charmingly decorated dining room but now with new banquette seating stretching the length of

the room, soft lighting everywhere and pleasant background music, it is even more elegant, and the enormous bison head continues to ‘smile’ down over the great long bar. Read the story of the bison posted under it. This truly was an historic beast - one can only hope it appreciated being shot by Teddy Roosevelt As we enjoyed some of that great bread that Tomcat


Bakeries supplies, we studied the menu with interest because it had been quite a while since we had last eaten here. Executive Chef Jeff Trujillo remains one of the most enthusiastic chefs you will ever meet and with the extensive use of bison meat in appetizers and main courses, the menu proved to be very interesting and promised some delicious tastes. Owners, Ed Tuccio and Dee Muma own a large bison farm on the outskirts of Riverhead and some of the meat comes from their animals. We started fairly conservatively with some perfectly cooked jumbo shrimp served with Jeff’s special guacamole that was very delicate but full of flavor. Then we had to try something new to us both. Smoked goose breast is a rarity and it turned out to be well worth trying, very tender and with subtle tastes and this is something that is really worth choosing if it is on the menu. We always love good soup and the pumpkin bisque showed light creamy tastes without any hint of heaviness or cloying. The mix of pumpkin and spices was exquisite again this should be a definite choice if you love good soup. For our main courses Stella chose the Peconic Bay scallops that were incredibly sweet and you can only long for the day when the bay is once again full of these delicacies that rival anything you will ever taste. Jeff’s presentation did them full justice in never swamping their delicacy. I chose the bison hanger steak because hanger steak is great but it is also one of the most demanding cuts to prepare because the meat has to be just right and the cooking can easily mar it and make the steak very chewy. Now with bison meat you really have to leave yourself in the chef’s hands. Forget what level of ‘doneness’ you choose with beef. Bison has such low fat that it is only too easy to overcook it -so leave it to the chef as I did and then enjoy the depth of tastes and the textures and the beautiful wild mushroom cream sauce that accompanied it. Both dishes came with a nice selection of fall vegetables, broccoli, cauliflower and Brussels sprouts. These were impeccably fresh but were a little too al dente even for us who love al dente vegetables. For our dessert we shared a very good Key lime pie that had the right degree of tanginess. Jeff told us that pumpkin pie and a flourless chocolate cake should soon be on the menu to complement the already good, if somewhat conventional, choices. Tweed’s has a good selection of wines both from Long Island and further a field, and wines by the glass are from $9 to $12 and from $28 by the bottle. Appetizers are from $11 to $15; main courses from $23 to $41. Tweed’s also has a sister operation named Dark Horse Catering (631-745-6769) where Jeff employs his culinary skills for offsite catering of all sizes and descriptions. Tweed’s has developed a definite personality as a restaurant where the warm, comfortable elegant surroundings are more than matched by the quality of the food which is now a match for any other top kitchen on Long Islands and has the special qualities of offering the best of some wonderful bison meat and that great huge bison head that will still be smiling down as you contentedly finish your meal. - Roy Bradbrook

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North Fork Events FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21 BENEFIT AT MARTHA CLARA - 6:30-9:30 p.m.: Autumn Howl event to benefit Riverhead Animal Shelter at Martha Clara Vineyards, Riverhead. Buffet, wine, DJ music and karaoke interlude. Tickets, $40; sponsored by RSVP. 631-369-8237. THE BROTHERS GRIMM - 7 p.m.: Mattituck Junior High School presents ‘The Brothers Grimm’ in auditorium. Adults, $7; students/seniors, $5; or bring non-perishable food item. 631-765-5081. DRAMA CLUB PRESENTS INTO THE WOODS –Today and Saturday, 7 p.m. and Sunday, Nov. 23, 2 p.m.: Southold Elementary School Drama Club presents ‘Into the Woods Junior’ in District Auditorium, Oaklawn Avenue. Book by James Lapine, music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim; directed by Jennifer Czartosieski and Kelli Baumann. Tickets, $5 at door. Doors open 6:30 p.m.

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Friday-Saturday and 1:30 p.m. Sunday. 631-7655400. FAMILY DINNER- 5-7 p.m.: Family dinner at Knights of Columbus, Cutchogue; bar open until 8 p.m. Adults, $15, or $25 for two; children, $10. All invited. 631-734-7338. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22 SOUTHOLD MOTHERS CLUB - 11 a.m.: Southold Mothers’ Club Tae Kwon Do class and demonstration in Aquebogue. RSVP by Nov. 15 to, 516-818-9491. POT LUCK MEAL - Noon: Pot luck meal follows Interfaith Thanksgiving service hosted by North Fork Reform Synagogue and Cutchogue Presbyterian Church, Cutchogue. All welcome. 765-6182. HOLIDAY FESTIVAL - 10 a.m.-1 p.m.: You won’t want to miss this party, it is going to be a great time. Holiday Festival at Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport, hosted by Friends of Library; yard sale table, chinese auction, used books, baked goods, 50/50 raffle. Donations greatly appreciated; new, regifted or gently used items, books, toys, baked goods. Drop off donations at library Nov. 18-21 during regular hours. All proceeds benefit children’s and adult library programs. 631-477-0660. THE CUSTER INSTITUTE - This is a great thing to do with kids. 2:30 and 3:30 p.m.—Starlab Portable Planetarium Show with presenter and storyteller Andi Pisacano; learn about constellations and other celestial bodies and myths associated with them. Suggested donation: Adults, $10; children, $8; family of 2 adults and children, $25. 7-8:30 p.m.—So You Want To Buy a Telescope? lecture by Phil Harrington. Suggested donation, $13; members, $10; full-time students, $5. 631-765-2626,

FUNDRAISER - 7-11 p.m.: Colossal fundraiser to benefit Hanold family and their son Christopher at Southold American Legion Hall. Buffet dinner, open bar, dessert, coffee, music by the Contractors and chinese auction. Tickets, $45 per person; available at Mattituck Haircutters, Love Lane or Fitness Advantage, Southold. 631-697-8895. DRAMA CLUB PRESENTS INTO THE WOODS –Today and Saturday, 7 p.m. and Sunday, Nov. 23, 2 p.m.: Southold Elementary School Drama Club presents ‘Into the Woods Junior’ in District Auditorium, Oaklawn Avenue. Book by James Lapine, music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim; directed by Jennifer Czartosieski and Kelli Baumann. Tickets, $5 at door. Doors open 6:30 p.m. Friday-Saturday and 1:30 p.m. Sunday. 631-7655400. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 23 GREGORY CHILDREN TRUST FUND - Fund Raiser to benefit the “Gregory Children Trust Fund” Sunday, November 23 at Lombardi’s On The Sound, Port Jefferson. Time: 1:00 – 5:00 p.m. Hot Buffet & Music by Jeff Camp. Donation: $100 per ticket. Also, donations can be made to Gregory Children Trust Fund, PO Box 633, Aqueboque, NY 11931. 631-7223400. DRAMA CLUB PRESENTS INTO THE WOODS – This is the last day to catch this show so be sure that you don’t miss it. 2 p.m.: Southold Elementary School Drama Club presents ‘Into the Woods Junior’ in District Auditorium, Oaklawn Avenue. Book by James Lapine, music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim; directed by Jennifer Czartosieski and Kelli Baumann. Tickets, $5 at door. Doors open 6:30 p.m. Friday-Saturday and 1:30 p.m. Sunday. 631-765-5400.

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When it rains, it pours, and most people are not prepared for the unexpected. In fact, I find myself always digging for my umbrella, proper footwear and raincoat every time. Rain gear is essential in any wardrobe collection. Rainwear not only protects us from the ugly outdoor elements, but it also protects our clothing, shoes, accessories and, of course, our hair. Over the past few seasons, rain boots have become a fashion statement. Bright colors, bold patterns and prints have replaced those old galoshes. Chanel, Gucci, Tory Burch, Marc Jacobs, Michael Kors and Burberry are among the top designers to cash in on those rainy days. Who said we can’t look fashionable in rain and all-weather gear? There are many hot picks. The following are a few trendy selections I found while browsing the internet: Chooka Printed Rain Boot (designed with an adjustable buckle, removable insole, one-inch rubber heel and upper cotton lining, priced at $59.95 and available at; the very popular Ed Hardy “Raine” Rain Boots (available also at Nordstrom’s in an assortment of patterns and impressive colors; prices average around $104.95), Kate Spade “Russel” Rain Boot (priced at $125 and available in white with black design; log on to

for her full collection of footwear and outerwear pieces) and Burberry’s Rain Boot (a very fashionable black heel boot, priced at $350 and made in Italy.) Saks Fifth Avenue (with a store in Southampton) offers an array of chic rain boots and raincoats. On their Web site, you’ll find many offerings such as: Aquatalia Marvin K “Wasabi 3” Weatherproof Rain Boots (with an elastic goring upper shaft, breathable lining and padded foot bed, priced at $285 and made in Italy); Kors by Michael Kors Wedge Rain Boots (with a comfortable wedge heel and adjustable buckle, available in black and priced at $120); Marc by Marc Jacobs Multi Heart Rain Boot (with a stacked heel, pull on design, available in a blue/black or pink/black patter and priced at $225); and finally Moncler’s Tall Bubble Boot (this all-weather rain boot is available in red, caramel and black, priced at $500 and made in Italy.) As for the “old” rain/trench coat, there are a

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Life S tyle Beauty/Fashion here on November 23. For information, log onto the store’s Web site at In Southampton, at 36 Hill Street, Sunrise to Sunset – The Beach, Lifestyle Store is certainly getting ready for new inventory by having an “All Fall Clothing Sale,” saving you from 30 to 50% off boys’, girls’, men’s and ladies’ apparel and accessories. A brand new shipment of Uggs boots has just arrived and Crocs and Jibbits are also in stock right now. There is a cool $50 off surfboards, and for your winter getaways, summer swimwear, beach accessories, snorkel gear and brand new winter wetsuits and accessories are available. For information call 631283-2929. Have you heard? There is an “Official Holiday Sale” happening at Flying Point Surf & Sport, 69 Main Street, Southampton, 34 Main Street, Sag Harbor, and at Surf Boutique at 65 Main Street, Southampton. All summer clothing is 50 to 60% off, select sunglasses are 30% off, buy one hoodie, get 40% off the second, skate sneakers are on sale, slip on Vans at 30% off, and all wetsuits and rash guards are 20 to 50% off. The stuff is already surfing out the door, so get groovin’! What are you doing for Thanksgiving? My kids are coming to visit and with my busy schedule this year, I really can’t do it all and look and feel good on Turkey Day. So I have decided to place an order for an entire special dinner, (I’ll make the dessert and espresso). At The Deli Counter, East End Catering, 623 Hampton Road, Southampton, Chef Michael Mosolino offers an entire Thanksgiving dinner, which serves from six to 10 people, costs $149. How simple is that? I won’t say anything if you don’t! Call 631-283-1774 or log onto And see him on TV and


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With all the rain that has been falling and removing what leaves are left on the trees, I came to the conclusion that we are lucky the weather is warm and this rain is not snow. Everyone is getting busy for all the upcoming holidays; so let me tell you what is happening in the shopping world. Let’s shop! “What’s Happening” on Main Street in Westhampton Beach: A number of shops will be open until 9 p.m. on Friday, November 21 and Saturday November 22 to kick-start the holiday shopping season. Participants include Bungalow, Blue 1, O’Suzanna, Koala, Mustique, Jetties Surf, Fahrenheit and many more! DeeAngelo’s Pleasant Avenue Café is offering you a $21.95 prix fixe from 68 p.m., if you show your shopping receipts from Main Street from Friday or Saturday. I’m there! Don’t forget the holiday gift sale at The Inn at Quogue, 47 Quogue Street, on Saturday, November 22, from 4 to 6 p.m. The merchandise is so affordable, it’s a wonderful way to save money on your holiday gifts. Recently added to the venue is Mary from Hohm/American Yogini and Karen, who is a local photographer selling her work and setting up appointments for holiday photos! The Inn is also offering wonderful rates for guests and makes a unique place to host your next party, sale, shower and ladies night. Call 631-653-6560 for information. Look for the last chance “Holiday Season Blowout” at Accents – Backyard Essentials By J. Tortorella located at 295 Montauk Highway in Hampton Bays. This is the last year for the seasonal holiday store so you will appreciate the last chance for big savings on all the holiday decorations and accessories that can fill your home with sprit and charm. The live trees arrive

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Chicken Soup for the Cold By Maria Orlando Pietromonaco You’re not going to like this, but I’m going to fill you in on a bit of harsh reality: There is NO cure for the common cold. Hard to believe, right? They transplant hearts, remove brain tumors, make bionic limbs – but they cannot annihilate the good-old, everyday, irksome (sometimes downright miserable) cold. Okay, there’s the bad news. The good news is that we can try and prevent getting a cold in the first place, and we can try and treat the symptoms of a cold if we succumb to the beast. Prevention. Since it’s not possible to cure a cold, let’s talk about the ways in which to dodge the villain. First of all, many people think that you can catch a cold from being cold, or being wet and cold. This is not true. The common cold is a virus; the cold air in and of itself cannot infect you with the cold virus (there are 200 strains of the cold virus, and any one of them could cause the two to four colds that each adult is expected to get within a given year). What being cold can do, however, is lower your resistance to the cold bug, so while your body is fighting to stay warm, it is slowly losing the battle against the cold virus. So staying warm and dry can, in effect, help fight off a cold. Maintaining a healthy and strong immune system is vital. Getting enough rest, managing your stress (notice I didn’t say reduce your stress, I said manage it!), eating your fruits and veggies and staying hydrated will keep your immune system ready to ward off any cold critters that are crawling your way. If you can avoid the cold buggers altogether, that would be a great benefit. Do you know how cold germs get into your system? Through your eyes and nose. So try and refrain from touch or rubbing your eyes, espe-

cially when you are out in public and you’ve come in contact with infected surfaces. Also, try and stay clear of your office mate who is sneezing infected particles into the air. Washing your hands often is crucial as well, as all day long we are touching things that have germs left behind by afflicted individuals. If you cannot get to soap and a sink, use a hand sanitizer that has at least 60% alcohol. Carrying one around in your car or on your person from now on would be a good idea. Treatment. Okay – so you’ve been defeated. You felt it coming on and now you’ve got a full-blown cold. Because it is a virus, antibiotics are completely useless. The only thing that is sure to rid a cold is Father Time. You have to ride out a cold virus, but you can make yourself more comfortable and possibly speed up the recovery with some natural, home-grown remedies. Drink lots of fluids: Although you can’t drown out a cold, liquids (like water, tea, juice, and broth) can loosen congestion and prevent dehydration due to mucous production (I know – but it had to be said). Chicken soup: Believe it or not, mama’s remedy may actually have some validity. Some studies suggest that chicken soup may act as an anti-inflammatory and also helps move mucous through the body (I know – but I had to say it again. Last time, promise). Vitamin C: There are many conflicting studies about whether or not Vitamin C helps fight a cold, and if it does, how much is needed to do that. According to the Mayo Clinic, taking an extra 200 mg a day when you feel a cold coming on can’t hurt, and several studies have shown that it does have beneficial effects. Zinc: Same deal as Vitamin C. Many studies show that there is no conclusive evidence that zinc has cold-

fighting abilities. However, there are a few studies that show promising results from zinc taken in a lozenge form. Echinacea: Many alternative medicine gurus, including Dr. Andrew Weil, are proponents of echinacea to help shorten the duration of a cold (or event prevent it in the first place). Taking a supplement in the recommended dosage allowed by the manufacturer has no ill effects, according to many physicians, but the jury is still out on this one as far as its effectiveness. Foods with cold fighting abilities: There are many foods that have powerful antioxidants that can improve overall health. Garlic, herbs like ginger and chamomile, green and black teas and many fruits and vegetables are extraordinary for the immune system and cell health. It can only help you to add these to your diet when you are enduring a cold (it would be a good idea to stick with it for the rest of the season, even when you are feeling well!). Humidifiers and saline nasal sprays can help relieve congestion and stuffiness. Many doctors agree that over-the-counter decongestants and cough medicines may help reduce the severity of the symptoms somewhat, but they heed warnings about dosage, duration of use and possible negative side effects. The moral of the story: Stay clean, disinfected, healthy, rested, hydrated and far away from coldafflicted individuals if possible. Catching a cold at some point in the season is probably inevitable, but you can try to reduce the number of times you get one and the duration of the cold as well. But once you do feel those maddening symptoms infiltrating your nose, head, chest and throat, hold on to your tissues and ride out the storm.




By Ken Kindler

Hither Hills (4 or 7 miles) A few months ago, I met Rollo Sicoco on a hike and learned about his new hiking group. It’s a webbased meet-up group called Long Island Trail Enthusiasts (LITE) According to Rollo, “LITE is a group of Long Islanders and friends who share a passion for trails and nature. The group explores the many trails and beautiful natural sites Long Island has to offer. We also travel, camp, backpack and hike to many beautiful places in the mountains of the Northeast and beyond.” One of the features I like about the LITE Web site is the many photographs posted there. Recently, East Hampton Trails Preservation Society and LITE collaborated to schedule a hike in Hither Hills. The listing read as follows: “This basically flat, dual-distance hike at a moderate pace features beautiful woodlands and great water views. Hikers electing the shorter route will visit Waterfence and Fresh Pond, while others will continue on the seven-mile route that will include Goff Point, Walking Dunes, and Nominicks. Meet at the Hither Hills Overlook in Montauk on Rt. 27, about one mile east of the split with Old Montauk Hwy.” When I arrived at the Overlook on the morning of the hike, leader Richard Lupoletti and another EHTPS hike leader, Richard Poveromo, were there. They, along with some late arriving hikers, all communicated using cell phones to coordinate the two hikes. I was assigned the sweep position. I walked at the rear of Lupoletti’s seven-mile group. It was my job to make sure that we didn’t lose any strag-

glers. From my vantage point, the hike seemed to progress seamlessly. I was aware that we left some hikers at the Waterfence to be picked up for the short hike led by Poveromo. We met that group again near the end of the hike, by the Walking Dunes. My group entered the trail through a cut in the middle of the guardrail surrounding the parking area. We followed the Parkway Trail east a short distance, then made a left turn and were on the Serpent’s Back Trail. A left turn then put us on the Ocean View Trail. After a half-mile walk, a left onto Old North Road took us to Fresh Pond Landing Road. After turning right onto this wide, sandy road, we followed it across the Old Tar Road and across the railroad tracks. Just before reaching the Napeague Bay beachfront, we turned right up a short slope marked with the white rectangles of the Paumanok Path; then a quick left took us to the Waterfence Overlook, with its beautiful views of shoreline and bluff. Three hundred years ago, when livestock was a major industry in Montauk, there was a split rail fence built here to keep the cattle from returning west. Now in its place, you’ll see a fence of poles, with a net, running out into the bay. It is used to trap fish. Next, after walking down Fresh Pond Landing Road, to the shoreline, we walked west about a mile and three quarters towards Goff Point. William Mulvihill in his book, South Fork Place Names, explains that this point “on the eastern outlet of Napeague Harbor to Gardiner’s Bay, is named for

William Goff, an English judge who had condemned Charles I of England to death and had fled to the new world to save his own head. Tradition has it that he landed in this area, then left for New England.” Just before reaching Goff Point, we cut across to the harbor side of the isthmus and followed the (State Parks-constructed) Walking Dune Trail in reverse to its trailhead on Napeague Harbor Road. We walked up this road to where the white-painted rectangles of the Paumanok Path crosses it and turned left. According to William Wallace Tooker, the 19th-century expert on Algonquian Indian languages, the term Paumanok originally applied only to eastern Long Island and it meant “land of tribute.” This was because the Montauketts were forced to pay tribute first to the powerful Pequots of southern New England, and later to the white settlers. We followed the trail a short distance and took a welldefined detour to our right, out to a vantage point on the Nominicks (Montaukett for land that is seen from afar) where the hills of the moraine rise from Napeague. We then followed the Stephen Talkhouse portion of the Paumanok Path east to an intersection, where we continued straight, leaving the Paumanok Path to cross the railroad tracks. We crossed over Old Tar Road to Elisha’s Valley Trail. We took a quick right onto North Trail, and a left onto the Petticoat Hill Trail, and then followed a recent reroute back to the scenic overlook. To find more walks on Long Island visit

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House/ home Design & Décor

Earthly Delights

By April Gonzales

Susan Galardi

Preserving Beauty with Holiday Leaf Placemats

When I was a kid we used to collect leaves in the fall. Sometimes I simply gathered up the prettiest ones that fell and made them into a little bouquet, but one year Ted Hill, my neighbor, won the largest leaf contest at school with an enormous 12-inch specimen that he searched for far and wide in the woods. I’ve always loved the idea of bringing the gorgeous autumn colors indoors for holiday déécor, and this year, for my niece and nephew, I plan to use leaves to make placemats that will not only keep some of my fondest fall memories and present colorful beauty alive a little longer, but will also entertain the little ones. I remember a walk that I took one day with Ted’s family. We jumped from rock to rock to cross the river by the old mill ruins and hiked through the woods to visit what they called the yellow tree one brilliant sunny fall day. When we got there, we all stood under the canopy and looked up in wonder at the golden yellow glow of an enormous, ancient sugar maple. The butter colored leaves illuminated by the afternoon sunshine seemed to cast light all around us. Since then, I have been entranced by fall color and am always trying to find a way to preserve it and use leaves and seed pods to decorate for the holidays. So, one old-fashioned craft project may be just the way to decorate the kid’s section of the Thanksgiving table this year. One strategy for preserving beauty is to collect all the autumn leaves you can find – they’re so beautiful it’s more a treasure hunt than a leaf gathering. Maples like Acer aconitifolium can range from pale yellow to deep red, sometimes in the same leaf. Pears are purple fading down to gold, with red and orange in between. Golden yellow witch hazels have large oval leaves that can offset the petite vermillion foliage of burning bush. Oaks are peachy bronze. Sassafras has a range of deep oranges and sweet gums are burgundy and purple. Once you have a good collection start to sort them for color size and shape. If it takes you a couple of walks around the block, or a few hikes around the town to do this, keep your prized specimens outdoors – bringing them in will only hasten their decline. The colors will fade to brown, edges will get crisp and, in general, they will begin to dry out and lose the beauty that you were drawn to in the first place. The simplest way to preserve them is to iron an arrangement of leaves between two sheets of wax paper. Simply lay out your favorite foliage on an 18-

inch long sheet of wax paper. But make sure to have a dishtowel under the bottom piece of wax paper or it may stick to the ironing board. Take a few minutes to play around with the shapes and colors, making sure to leave a bit of wax paper around each specimen so that when you iron the top sheet on, the two pieces seal around the leaf. If you overlap the leaves too much then they will just slide around inside a wax paper envelope. Lay the next sheet of wax paper over the entire ensemble and gently iron at a low heat making sure to use the nose of the iron to get around some of the deeply cut edges of the leaves so that they are sealed in place. If you aren’t happy with the result you can pull the wax paper sheets apart and try again, being careful not to rip the leaves as you separate the layers. Or if you are in love with your new dinner table décor, you can outline the edges in red masking tape

for the final finishing touch to your Thanksgiving placemats. Floating a few leaves in a shallow bowl with floating candles can complement the kids’ tableware project. Admittedly some of the color is lost when the leaves are covered up by the wax paper. Gluing the leaves and then laminating them may keep the brilliant hues more intact. But again the question of drying out arises if you don’t get down to the print shop in time to get this done. Adding one more step to the process may be too much amid the hectic holiday preparations, and perhaps being a part of the entire process will be more important to the kids. Finally, there’s bad news, good news and more good news. First the bad news: these placemats don’t last long – maybe a few days. But once they’ve passed their prime, they’re completely compostable! More good news? You can do it all again next year.


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By Susan Galardi

Great Shows for the Day After (Thanksgiving, that is)

With Thanksgiving comes family, friends, feasting – and extra time with the kids. On November 28, the Friday following turkey day, while anyone still employed might be out taking advantage of the “first shopping day of Christmas,” a responsible, designated adult can take the kids to one of two great shows on the East End. The Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center will present the daddy of them all when it comes to family theater: The Paper Bag Players, a group celebrating its 50th anniversary with the show, “Make A Little Room For Me.” Yes, this group has been actively performing since 1958! More than three million children all over the world have seen the Obie-Award winning Players, and if you weren’t one of them as a kid, now is the time to treat yourself and your little ones. The Players present outrageously creative and funny shows with songs, dances, jokes, painting on the set, audience participation and ridiculous costumes and scenery made from, yes, paper bags. For

this year’s golden anniversary show, the group will do a number of favorites including a bossy bathtub, a breathtaking bicycle race and an elegant paper lady. We saw their show “On Top of Spaghetti” last year at PAC and my partner, our son and I laughed out loud more times than I can count – it’s highly creative work for people of all ages. The show is Friday, Nov. 28, at 3 p.m. at PAC. Tickets are $25, $20, $15. (631) 288-1500 or visit us on the web at Also on Friday, at 11 a.m. and 1 p.m., Bay Street Theatre’s KidStreet series is presenting a human version of the rabbit characters Max and Ruby, created by Rosemary Wells and morphed into a very popular animated show on Noggin. For the uninitiated, Ruby is a big sister bunny who tries to be responsible, and Max is her often unintentionally troublemaking little brother. The show at Bay Street is yet another incarnation of the sibling characters, an original musical from Theatreworks USA. My son, who saw a preview at his school recently,

was a Max & Ruby fan at ages 3 and 4. But now that he’s almost 6 and has graduated to Nicktoons and “Jetix,” “Transformers” and “Bakugons,” I wondered if the show would hold his interest. Well, he said it was a riot and wants to see it again. He described a big blue tarantula that comes out, in addition to a green alien gorilla and electric eel. These creatures are created by Max’s imagination, but materialize as human-sized creatures, which keep the show interesting for the older kids. By all reports, the songs, by Carol Hall, are top notch – Hall received two Drama Desk Awards for her score to the popular Broadway hit The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas – and with a cast of six, it’s a full scale production. Max & Ruby will be performed at Bay Street on Friday, November 28 at 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. Tickets are $12, at Both Paper Bag and Max & Ruby are geared to geared to 4-8 year olds – but you could easily stretch that by a year or so on either end with no complaints.

Kid’s Calendar THIS WEEK KIDS KARAOKE – 11/22 – 5-7 p.m., pile the entire family into the car and enjoy an early dinner while participating or watching the kids belt out songs. Regulars Music Cafe, 1271 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-287-2900. CMEE, FUN 2,3,4 – 11/21, 11/22 – Fun 2, 3, 4: All about a Number of Things. On display until December 31, this engaging exhibit is designed to show how math is used in everyday life, helping make math less intimidating to children ages 5 to 12. Bridgehamtpon, Children’s Museum Of The East End. For more information, call 631-537-8250 or visit ART WORKSHOP IN EAST HAMPTON – 11/22 – “Poinsettia Painting” art workshop. Golden Eagle 14 Gingerbread La East Hampton. 631-324-0603. 10 a.m.-11 a.m. $20. GET CREATIVE WORKSHOP AT CMEE – 11/22 – 10 a.m. – 11 a.m. Children can be dropped off and parents can enjoy complimentary coffee courtesy of Estia’s Little Kitchen, along with the weekend newspaper, in our lobby. The fee for each workshop is $10, and includes admission to the museum for the children before or after the class. General admission tickets are $7 for all, children under 1 get in free. Bridgehamtpon, Children’s Museum Of The East End. For more information, call 631-537-8250 or visit HOW GLACIERS SHAPED OUR LANDSCAPE GEOLOGY WALK – 11/22 – 10:30 a.m., Montauk. Walk Leader: Jim Ash, SoFo Executive Director - Learn about how glaciers created the land and waters of Long Island about 20,000 years ago. Jim Ash brings this exhibit to life as you walk the bluffs of Montauk, studying the structure of the land, and examining how the dynamics of erosion

carved out the landscape profile we see today. Please note advance registration is necessary for all walks, talks and workshops. There is no charge for SoFo members (unless otherwise stated). Non-members are charged $7 for adults and $5 per child (3-12 years of age). Fees include admission to the museum on the day of the program. 631-537-9735 QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. ONGOING SOUTHAMPTON TOWN WORKSHOPS AND CLASSES – Call to register for some of the many classes being offered this fall for all ages, including Rock Camp, Guitar Heroes, Kids on Camera, Art for Kids, Hip Hop Dance, SAT Prep and more. 631-728-8585 GOAT ON A BOAT – Puppet Play Groups for children under 3 on Mon., Thurs. and Fri. at 9:30 a.m. Tot Art for children 2-4 on Mon. and Fri. at 10:30 a.m. At Rte. 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7254193. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Every Sat. from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. ART BARGE – Open Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Offers weekly children’s studio programs. FUN 2, 3, 4: ALL ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS – An interactive arts-and-science exhibit. Also on display, through December 1, “Go Green.” At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. KIDS KARAOKE – Every Sat. and Sun., 5-7 p.m.

Regulars Music Caféé, 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. 631-287-2900. DRIBBL – Basketball programs for kids. Dribbl at the Beach for boys and girls grades K-5 every Sun., 9-10:20 a.m., at the Southampton Town Recreation Center. AFTER SCHOOL ART – At The Parrish Art Museum, Southampton. 631-283-2118, ext. 40 or visit MOMMY AND ME – Every Mon. from 10:45 a.m. -11:45 a.m. for pre-school children and their parents/caregivers. At the Montauk Library, Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631324-4947. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – A music and movement program for children newborn through age 5 and their parents/caregivers. Every Mon. and Tues. morning at the Dance Centre of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach, every Thurs. morning at the Southampton Cultural Center and every Fri. morning at SYS on Majors Path in Southampton. 631-764-4180. YOUTH ADVISORY COMMITTEE – Sponsored by the Town of Southampton Youth Bureau to give kids a voice in town government. 631-702-2425. MANGA CLUB – Fri. at 3:30 p.m. John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. WORDY WEDNESDAYS – 5 p.m. Play Scrabble, Word Sweep and Outburst. For ages 10 and up. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. TODDLER TUESDAYS – At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. Send all events for the kids’ calendar to by Friday at noon.

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Arts & Entertainment Feinstein at WHPAC; Pizzarelli at Bay Street By Tiffany Razzano Jazz enthusiasts will have a tough time deciding what to do on Nov. 29, with two renowned artists performing on the East End. Jazz guitarist, vocalist and bandleader, John Pizzarelli will be at Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor that day, while Michael Feinstein, a singer and pianist well known for his interpretations of The Great American Songbook, will be heading for the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. Both go on at 8 p.m., so choose wisely, but there is no wrong answer. At WHBPAC, Feinstein, the darling of the top cabarets in New York and nationwide, will present a full concert of his quintessential piano and vocals. Just a few months ago, Feinstein released his latest album The Sinatra Project – his first recorded tribute to a performer. “Sinatra considered himself, first and foremost, to be an interpreter of song,� stated Feinstein in a press release, “and his influence on other entertainers is incalculable. He has become so thoroughly entrenched in the history of American popular song that it is impossible to open your mouth and sing without his influence being part of that.� Heavily influenced by the Great American Songbook, Feinstein is known for his covers of musicians such as Porter, Cole and Gershwin. He’s dedicated his career to preserving such music and is even a member of The Library of Congress to serve on the National Sound Recording Advisory Board. At Bay Street, Pizzarelli will perform selections from his new CD With a Song in My Heart, a collection

of songs by Richard Rodgers, best known for his musical collaboration with Oscar Hammerstein. Pizzarelli plans to intermix songs from that CD with fan favorites from throughout his career. “I want to get a little bit of everything in there,� he said, noting that he’s performed at Bay Street several times before and loves to make the trip to the East End. The homage to Rodgers was an outside choice for Pizzarelli, who mulled over options such as another album of originals, or perhaps an album of Johnny Mercer tunes. “But then we made a left turn to Richard Rodgers,� he said. In a press release, Pizzarelli had stated, “A lot of his musicals are being revived right now. South Pacific is at Lincoln Center. Pal Joey is coming soon. There’s a lot of Rodgers in the air. So it was just a matter of picking songs that I liked – things that would be interesting and make a nice package.� The son of legendary jazz performer Bucky Pizzarelli, John Pizzarelli grew up in New Jersey in a musical household. He developed an interest in jazz at an early age, but dabbled in rock and pop, influences that still show themselves in his career today through his covers of songs by The Beatles, the Beach Boys and James Taylor. And before he knew it, he was following in his father’s footsteps. “This is something I enjoyed doing,� he said. “I didn’t realize I was making a living at it until I was well into it, because it was fun for me.

But it took time to shape what I wanted to be – someone who sang standards in a small setting.� Pizzarelli has released albums of both original songs as well as covers. His vocals are often compared to Nat King Cole. Pizzarelli is also known for his radio show, Radio Deluxe, which he does with his wife and co-host, Jessica Molaskey, who is also a singer. “We were thrown into it,� he said. “They were trying to bottle what my wife and I did on stage, the banter between songs.� Though they were initially wary of doing it, now they love their show, which features two hours of jazz and real, intimate conversation, as well as a list of guests that has included Regis Philbin, Liza Minelli, Tony Danza and Steve Tyrell. “The charm of the shows is there’s no play list.� Right before the show, Pizzarelli says he and his wife make a playlist of 15 songs each and choose songs from these. “That’s the beauty of the show. Then we talk about what we like and don’t like. We talk about what we’re making for lunch. We play a record. There’s a charm to it. The beauty is, it’s not programmed.� Tickets to see Pizzarelli at Bay Street are $75. Prior to the show, he will be a guest on Judy Carmichael’s live radio show, “Jazz Inspired,� which will also be recorded at Bay Street. Tickets for this are $25. For more information, go to Tickets to see Feinstein cost $140/$120/$100. For more information, go to





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theater review/gordin & christiano

Performing Arts

Reviews: 13 and Rock of Ages Two new musical offerings, 13 and Rock of Ages, may be worth a look, depending upon your motivation. On Broadway, 13 is a smooth coming of age tale for the whole family, but geared to kids that age and performed by an entire cast of enthusiastic teenagers (including the onstage band). The show boasts some catchy tunes and several good performances by the youngsters. As a result of slick marketing and packaging, the kids may already be chomping at the bit to see 13, which could easily be the opening for a serious heart to heart parent/child talk about values, empathy and the effect of our choices. Not that the book by Dan Elish and Robert Horn is all that deep, but it takes a realistic look at some of the challenges of adolescence, especially peer pressure. The story follows the hero, Evan (Graham Phillips), a 12-year-old New Yorker who is getting ready for a rollicking bar mitzvah party. His plans, however, go up in smoke when his parents get divorced and his mother transports him to Appleton, Indiana. Evan quickly makes friends with Patrice (Allie Trimm), an intelligent young girl whom he later learns is a social outcast at school. In his effort to get the others to like him and come to his bar mitzvah, Evan treats Patrice badly and sucks up to the “in crowd” led by Brett (Eric M. Melsen), an insensitive blonde jock, and Lucy (Elizabeth Egan Gillies), a shrewd cheerleader whose priorities are her own shallow self-interests. The story feels like a “paint by numbers” picture, with numerous plotlines running off Evan’s main

conflict. The characters are pretty one-dimensional with the exception Archie (Aaron Simon Gross), who uses crutches due to a degenerative spinal disease. Gross’ Archie even gets a duet with Evan, a vaudeville number called “Terminal Illness,” that is probably the highlight of the evening. The songs by Jason Robert Brown, in several styles from reggae to soul and pop, give the evening a lasting appeal; even though his lyrics have an imposed maturity about them that sounds silly for the teenagers. But the juxtaposition when the kids perform them is quite cute and clever. “It Can’t Be True” and “A Little More Homework” are two of the more appealing. Encouraged by director Jeremy Sams, the endearing cast members (13 of whom are making their Broadway debuts), are having the time of their lives. They deliver on-the-mark precision dancing and idollike vocals with energy to spare. Just Off-Broadway, on 42nd Street, the new jukebox musical Rock of Age, a campy romantic comedy with cute American Idol’s hunk Constantine Maroulis, plays like a hard rock concert. The evening is almost two hours of nonstop music: 1980s pulsating hard rock.

Art Commentary

The love story is played against a silly plotline that has German developers ready to bulldoze Los Angeles’s Sunset Strip, including the club where the story is set. There are several stereotypical characters that you would find on the concert scene including the rock star, the wannabe star, the girl, and even strippers for added spice. Director Kristin Hanggi manages to get every ingredient just right. Here is a boldly entertaining show that is high on volume as well as silliness. 13 is playing on Broadway at the Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre, 242 West 45th Street between Broadway on Eighth Avenue. For tickets and information on show time call 212-239-6200. Rock of Ages is playing at New World Stages, 340 West 50th Street between Eighth and Ninth Avenues. For show times and tickets call 212-2396200. Theater critics Barry Gordin & Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer. Patrick is the artistic director of SivaRoad Productions. Visit their Web site at .

by Marion Wolberg Weiss

Modern Photography at The Parrish

Photo by M.W. Weiss

Most times that we view an art exhibit, we are often moved in some intellectual or emotional way. One thing for sure: We don’t expect to become frustrated and angry by the experience, unless that’s the aesthetic intention. Seeing The Parrish Museum’s current show, “Modern Photography,” is a rare exception. Not only did it leave this critic frustrated and angry, but the other spectators also reported similar reactions. Even a second viewing did not dismiss the disappointment. Oddly enough, we are not talking about the quality of the photographs, which are extraordinary in many cases. We are talking, instead, about the works’ self-conscious arrangement, and most importantly, the attempt to label them. Because there are so many photographs displayed, most pieces are not named individually but organized in groups: The groups are then represented on charts. We must find each photograph on the chart by its shape and placement to discover its name and photographer. Impossible. Attempting to give the exhibit every break possible on this point, and realizing that yours truly may be partly to blame for needing the charts as identification aids, another thought emerged. Perhaps the concept is that the photographs should be seen as an aesthetic entity, where separate images function as part of the whole.

Image from Parrish’s Photography Show Actually, art critic Andy Grundberg suggested this idea when lecturing about the exhibit at its opening. To be perfectly honest, however, we aren’t entirely sure what his thesis was. We think his idea is that no labeling is necessary; instead, pictures should lose their individual natures. Their essences should derive from the relationship with other works on the wall. The challenge then becomes how to organize pictures so they make sense and give clarity to the world. Naturally, we could be really

wrong in our interpretation of the exhibit’s intention. All this viewer knows for sure is that the following are some favorite photographs. Forget their relationship with nearby images. Richard Price’s cowboy figure is a hoot and unlike some of his signature works. Richard Avedon’s subject is unique, also contradicting his recognizable celebrities. Chuck Close’s portraits are always exceptional, his individuals recognizable or not. Narrative photographs are always intriguing, including Joanne Callis’ “Man With Tire” and Ed Ruscha’s “Pool Series.” Popular culture themes are fascinating as well, like Lou Stoumen’s “Times Square” and other neon settings. Social-political subjects are noteworthy, too, like Danny Lyon’s bird’s-eye-view of Ramsey Prison and Robert Frank’s teenagers posing by a car. (It’s curious to note that both photographers also made films.) And who can forget Berenice Abbot’s image of Wall Street and the Stock Exchange? They’re still potent after all these years, still more meaningful today than ever, still able to stand by itself without a relational context. “Modern Photography” will be on view at The Parrish Museum until Nov. 30. CORRECTION: Rima Mardoyan’s show at Guild Hall will be on view until Nov. 30, not Nov. 23 as previously indicated.

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Art Openings & Galleries OPENING RECEPTIONS SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – 11/22 – Opening reception for their annual “Gift of Art” show of Artful gifts will be available for purchase through December 21. SURFACE LIBRARY Gallery & Atelier is located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton (opposite the Pollock-Krasner House in Springs). Gallery hours are Thursday to Sunday from 1 p.m. to 7 p.m., and by appointment. For more information, please call 631-291-9061 DELANEY COOKE GALLERY RECEPTION – 11/22 – A group of artists with diverse styles and backgrounds will show samples of their work. Opening reception is from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. Located on Main Street, Sag Harbor. Artists Dominick Cantasano, Alice Connick, Jerry Cooke, Mary Daunt and others. 917-445-8427. SPIRIT OF THE EAST END – 11/23 – “Spirit of the East End,” a landscape show, will be at Ashawagh Hall in East Hampton. The artists on view include Carol Boye, Rose D’Alessio, Susan D’Alessio, Aubrey Grainger, Muriel Hanson Falborn, Lieve Thiers, Mary Laspia, Patty McCarthy, Alice Peifer, Carl Sorza, and Eileen Dawn Skretch. Opening reception 5 to 8 p.m. Ashwagh Hall, Springs-Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 973-7736797. DOCENT TOUR: MODERN PHOTOGRAPHS – 11/22 –2 p.m., Modern Photographs: The Machine, the Body and the City - Selections from the Charles Cowles Collection. This exhibition, drawn from the collection of Miami Art Museum, traces the evolution of photography in the 20th and 21st centuries, from early Pictorialist works that mimic the moodiness of late 19th century painting, through the Modern formal experimentations of the Constructivist and Bauhaus schools, to the documentary ethos of mid-century America and the large-scale, staged tableaux of our own time. The Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, 631-283-2118, ext. 40. MILTON AVERY, FRANK STELLA ART AT

Treasures.” Open 24 hours a VERED – 11/21, 11/22 – Vered PICK OF THEWEEK day, seven days a week. Gallery on Park Place will exhibit DELANEY COOKE Southampton Inn, 91 Hill original works by Milton Avery, GALLERY RECEPTION St., Southampton. 631-537Frank Stella, Willem de Kooning, – 11/22 – 5-7 p.m. Artists 3233. Ross Bleckner, Andrew Wyeth, Andy with diverse styles and backHAMPTON ROAD Warhol and others. Gallery hours grounds. Main Street, Sag Harbor. GALLERY – “Recent Works” are from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily and 917-445-8427. by Barbara Press. 36 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. on Saturday. Hampton Road, Located at Park Place, East Southampton. 631-204-9704. Hampton. For more information, call KESZLER GALLERY – “The End” and select631-324-3303 or visit ed images from “Mermaids and Flowers” by GALLERY TALK: CHRISTIAN MOSSAIDES Michael Dweck. 45 Main St., Southampton. 631STRASSFIELD – 11/23– Gallery Talk with 204-0353. Christina Mossaides Strassfield 3 p.m. Guild Hall, MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Open daily, 10 158 Main Street, East Hampton. Free with Museum a.m.-5:30 p.m. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. Admission. 631-324-0806. 631-537-7245. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael GALLERIES Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book ART & SOUL GALLERY – “AbstrActions” 495 illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast Montauk Highway, Eastport. For more information and other books he published with his mother, please call 631-325-1504. Or you can visit Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. ATELIER GALLERY – “Vignettes of Long Island,” by Sheila Breck. 308A Main Street, ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 41 Main Greenport. 631-495-4268. St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Open Fri.CANIO’S GALLERY – “Water – Land – Water,” Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. by painters Anne Seelbach and Christine Chew 631-283-2118. Smith. 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – “On Land and CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Eileen HickeySea.” 516 Main Street, Greenport. sirenHulme and Len Bernard. 136 Main Street, East 631-477-1021. Hampton. 631-267-3627. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – Paintings by THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE – Nine Jeanne Kenney. 18 South Street, Greenport. 631fluorescent light works by Dan Flavin and “Knife 477-0021. Cuts” by Imi Knoebel. Open Fri. and Sat. 11 a.m.-5 TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Gallery p.m. On Corwith Avenue off Main Street, Favorites.” 66 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725Bridgehampton. 631-537-1476. 3100. DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY – “IN THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – Barbara MOTION on Floor and Line.” 141 Maple Lane, Hadden, Cuca Romley, Terry Lewis through 12/1. Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. Exciting pieces of art to take a look at. Open daily, THE DESIGN STUDIO – 2393 Main St., 12-6 p.m. Closed Tues. 125 Main Street, Sag Bridgehampton. 631-537-1999. Harbor. 631-725-0097. ELAINE BENSON GALLERY – “Landscape

MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, November 21 to Thursday, November 27. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times.. BAY STREET THEATRE (631-725-9500) Eddie and The Cruisers (PG) – Fri, 8 p.m. Flash Dance (PG) - Sat, 8 p.m. HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (G) – Fri. – Sun., 1:30, 3:45, 6, 8:15 Mon., 7, Tues., 7 Wed.-Thurs. 6, 8 Bolt (G) – Fri. 6:30, 8:45 Sat. 2, 4:15, 6:30, 8:45 Sun. 2, 4:15, 6:30, 8:45 Mon., 7 Tues., 7 Wed-Thurs. 6:30, 8:45 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. Madagascar Escape 2 Africa (PG), Role Models (R), Twilight (PG-13), Changeling (R), The Secret Life Of Bees (PG13), Appaloosa (PG), Quantum Of Solice (PG13), Bolt (G), Four Christmases (PG-13), Australia (PG-13) MONTAUK MOVIE (+) (631-668-2393) Call theater for movies and times. PARRISH ART MUSEUM (631-283-2118)

No movies until 2009. SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Happy Go Lucky – Fri.-Thur., 5:45, 8, Sat and Sun, 3:30, 5:45, 8 UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Twilight (PG-13) – Fri.-Sat. 12:40, 3:40, 7, 9:50 Sun.-Thurs. 3:40, 7 Changeling (R) – Fri. 3, 6:30, 9:30, Sat. 12, 3, 6:30, 9:30, Sun. 12, 3, 6:30, Mon.-Thurs. 3, 6:30 Quantum Of Solace (PG-13) – Fri. 1:45, 4:20, 7:30, 10 Sat. 11, 1:45, 4:20, 7:30, 10, Sun. 11, 1:45, 4:20, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 11, 1:45, 4:20 Boy In The Striped Pajamas (PG-13) – Fri. 2:15, 4:45, 7:40, 10:10 Sat. 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:40, 10:10 Sun. 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:40 Madagascar 2, Escape To Africa (G) – Fri.-Sat. 11:30, 2, 4:15, 6:50, 9:20 Sun.-Thurs. 4:15, 6:50 Rachel Getting Married (R) – Fri. 11:40, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20, 9:45 Sat. 11:40, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20, 9:45 Sun. 11:40, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs. 2:20, 4:50, 7:20 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Twilight (PG-13) – Fri.-Sat. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10:10 Sun.-Thurs. 4:10, 7:10 High School Musical 3: Senior Year (G) – Fri.Sat. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sun.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:15

Bolt (G) – Fri. 4:35, 7:35 Sat. 1:35, 4:35, 7:35 Sun. 1:35, 4:35, 7:35 Mon.-Thurs. 4:35, 7:35 Madagascar 2 Escape To Africa (PG) – Fri., 1, 4, 7, 9:45, Sat., 1, 4, 7, 9:45, Sun. 1, 4, 7, Mon.-Thurs, 4, 7 Quantum of Solace (PG-13) – Fri. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:15 Sat. 10:15, 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:15 Sun. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs. 4:40, 7:40 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Madagascar 2 (G) – Mon.-Thurs., 4:15, 7:15, Fri., 4:15, 7:15, 10, Sat., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10 Role Models (R) – Mon.-Thurs., 4:45, 7:50, Fri., 4:45, 7:50, 10:10, Sat., 1:45, 4:45, 7:50, 10:10 Twilight (PG-13) – Mon.-Thurs., 4:30, 7:30, Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:15, Sat., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15, Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Quantum of Solace (R) – Mon.-Thurs., 4, 7. Fri., 4, 7, 9:50, Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:50, Sun. 1, 4, 7 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PERFORMING ARTS CENTER (631-288-1500) I Served The King Of England (R) – Fri., 7:30 Sat., 7:30 Sun., 1, 4 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Dining and Nightlife

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Long Island Restaurant Week might be over, but some participants have decided to extend the $24.95, three-course, prix fixe menu, including Jamesport Manor Inn, a Mano, Grappa Wine Bar, Indian Cove Restaurant, and Laundry Restaurant. Visit for contact information and a list of restaurants. Menu availability and times will vary for each restaurant. Grappa Wine Bar will continue to offer their menu from 5 to 10:30 p.m. on Sunday and until 7 p.m. Tuesday through Friday. Sample items include: a tasting plate of antipasto, spaghettini with veal meatballs and lasagna bolognese. Call 725-0055 for details. Jamesport Manor Inn will offer its Long Island Restaurant Week menu through Sunday, November 30. Selections include: roasted butternut squash soup, frisee with roasted beets, spiced pecans, goat cheese and sherry vinaigrette, bucatini bolognese, herb basted salmon, Israeli couscous and roast plum vinaigrette, sautéed chicken breast, braised red cabbage, roast mushroom and Madeira sauce, chocolate banana bread pudding, apple crisp with caramel sauce and peach, mango and blood orange sorbet. On Friday, December 5, Jamesport Manor Inn will host its first five-course wine dinner, featuring Waters Crest Vineyards owner/winemaker Jim Waters and executive chef Eric Rickmers at 7 p.m. Cost is $70 per person. Savor the architecture, art and arboretum of the fantastic North Fork fall season in this historic reconstructed Dimon Mansion (Voted Best Looking, Dan’s “Best of the Best North Fork”). Daily lunch and Sunday brunch three-course prix fixe continues daily. Customized catering packages and three private dining rooms will accommodate groups of 10 to 60 guests. Call 722-0500 or visit for more information. Closed Tuesdays. East Wind Caterers will prepare a traditional

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Thanksgiving dinner buffet on Thursday, November 27 from noon to 5 p.m. in the Grand Ballroom. Cost is $39.95 per adult and $22.95 per child (ages 3-10) plus tax and gratuity. A cash bar will be available. Menu includes: roast turkey carved with giblet gravy and cranberry relish, sautééed seafood scampi with rice pilaf, sweet potato and sweet cranberry salad and fresh baked pies. Kids’ items include turkey nuggets and macaroni and cheese. Call 929-6585. Stonewalls Restaurant presents a Thanksgiving Day three-course, prix fixe, from 12 to 7 p.m. Dinners start at $35 per person depending on the selected entrée. Items and prices may change. Offerings include: baby spinach and endive with prosciutto, gorgonzola dolce, hazelnuts, aged balsamic and hazelnut vinaigrette; vol-au-vent with seafood champagne, scallops, mushrooms, shrimp and cordon of lobster sauce; traditional roasted organic young turkey, apple and sausage stuffing, whipped potato, yams, giblet sauce, cranberry chutney; Crescent Farm Long Island duck a l’orange, wild rice and haricots vert; and ginger-pecan crust pumpkin pie, maple syrup. Call 506-0777, for reservations and information. Tierra Mar will serve Thanksgiving Day dinner from 1 to 6 p.m. Cost of the buffet-style dinner is $40 per person and $20 for children under age 10, plus tax and gratuity. Menu includes: oven roasted chestnuts; local organic mesclun greens with toasted pumpkin seed vinaigrette; oven roasted all natural turkey with giblet gravy; warm apple crisp; and chocolate Bourbon pecan pie. To make a reservation, call 288-2700. East Wind Caterers also offer a Thanksgiving dinner to serve six to 10 guests at home for $149 plus tax. Orders must be placed by Sunday, November 23. Dinner will be available, cooked and cold with reheating instructions, for pick-up on Wednesday, November 26, from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m., or packed hot and ready to

serve on Thursday, November 27 from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Package includes: a 14-pound roasted and carved turkey, traditional stuffing and mashed potatoes, homemade side dishes and a freshly baked apple, pecan or pumpkin pie. Call 846-2335 to place an order. FOOD & CO. offers a traditional a la carte Thanksgiving dinner to take home. All orders must be placed by Saturday, November 22 for pick-up by 2 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day or for delivery as agreed when ordering. A Thanksgiving Eve and day after menu is available for $60 per person, with a six-person minimum featuring Caesar salad; cedar planked salmon or grilled filet of beef; and two side accompaniments. The holiday menu includes: cocktail shrimp with chili sauce ($3); butternut squash and apple soup ($12 per pt.); Sage roasted whole fresh turkey with gravy ($10 per lb.); bourbon maple acorn squash wedges ($4.50); and gingerbread pudding or pumpkin bread pudding ($30). Call 329-1000 for details.


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Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer

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To Brine or Not to Brine In the dining section of The New York Times on Wednesday, November 12, Harold McGee, a renowned authority on the chemistry of food, writes whether to brine or not to brine, a turkey. While McGee agrees that brining gives moisture to chicken or turkey he gave complex reasons with chemical explanations as to why the meat might become even drier. As we know, turkey is a dry meat. A brine solution is a basic mixture of water, salt and sugar to balance the saltiness, and could include citrus, spices and herbs to add flavor. I believe that brining does provide a moist bird. A caveat however – how much room do you have in your refrigerator for the brined turkey’s required overnight stay in a large container? Frequent basting of the bird during roasting can help add moisture, and, to ensure a crisp skin, slide your hand between the skin and the flesh, season, and leave overnight in the fridge on a rack, uncovered. Happy Turkey Day! TO BRINE THE TURKEY Start with a fresh or completely thawed bird, if frozen. Salt and water are a must for soaking the turkey. Add herbs to enhance flavor. Can adapt the recipe to your preference. Brine for a 12-14 pound turkey 2 gallons water 2 cups coarse (kosher) salt 1 cup sugar Fresh sprigs of parsley, thyme, rosemary and sage 1 tablespoon fennel seeds 1 cinnamon stick 2 large bay leaves

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1. Place two gallons of water in a large stockpot, plastic tub or cooler large enough to hold the turkey. Bring to the boil over high heat. Remove from heat and add the remaining ingredients. Stir to mix and let cool completely. 2. Put the turkey in the brine. It should be completely submerged or breast side down in a tub. Cover and refrigerate for 24 hours. 3. Lift the turkey from the tub and discard the brine. Rinse the turkey under cold running water then dry very well with paper towels. Season the turkey as desired and let it come to room temperature before roasting. Follow the recipe of your choice for cooking the turkey. ROAST TURKEY WITH ROSEMARY, SAGE AND THYME Infuse the bird under the skin with a savory blend of herbs and baste with the zesty broth. Serves 10-12 18-20 pound farm-raised turkey Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper 1 tablespoon each fresh minced rosemary, sage and thyme 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil 1 cup fresh or frozen orange juice

1. Remove packet of giblets that is inside the turkey, rinse inside and out with cold water and pat dry with paper towels. Slide your hand between the skin and flesh of the bird, being careful not to tear the skin, and season with salt and pepper rubbed over the skin and in the cavity. Tuck wing tips back. Mix herbs with lemon juice and olive oil and spread under and over the turkey skin. For a crisp skin, refrigerate turkey uncovered up to 24 hours. 2. Next day, bring turkey to room temperature about one hour before roasting, set oven rack at lower third. Meanwhile, combine juice, stock and liqueur and set liquid aside to baste turkey while roasting. 3. Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Place turkey breast side up on a rack in a shallow roasting pan. Immediately reduce oven heat to 325 degrees and roast for 12 minutes to the pound. Baste turkey every 30 minutes or so until the bird is golden brown or until an instant meat thermometer registers 160 degrees in the breast. Remove from oven, transfer turkey to a cutting board and allow it to rest about 20 minutes before carving. Cover breast meat with a tent of foil to keep warm. The bird will continue to cook while resting. If juices run pink in the leg and thigh, carve off the parts and return to pan juices in roasting pan. Simmer legs and thighs for a few minutes longer to bring up to temperature or about 165 degrees. Pan juices can be strained and reheated to pour over the turkey after carving.

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Dining and Nightlife ALMONCELLO – A Northern Italian trattoria. Sunday supper at 3 p.m. 3-course pasta prix fixe, $28, Sun.-Thurs. (631) 329-6700. ALMOND RESTAURANT – Classic French bistro. 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, 631-537-8885, ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Voted Best Seafood Restaurant in the Hamptons. 78 Foster Ave Hampton Bays. 728-9111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CASA BASSO – A Hamptons landmark. Three course prix fixe for $25 every night. 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton. 631-2881841. COHI BAR AT THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Yachtside cocktails and patio lounge. 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. 631.668.3100. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Featuring an Espresso Bar, Bakery, Coffee Roastery, and FullService Café. At 869 Montauk Highway, Water Mill and 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – A true “foodies

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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

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FRIDAY, 21 LOAVES AND FISHES COOKING SCHOOL – 11/21 – A “Celebration Dinner Party” workshop is scheduled for Friday, November 21, from 6 to 9 p.m. Bridgehampton. To see a full schedule of classes and costs, or to register, call 631-537-3586 or visit LITTLE HEAD THINKS – 11/21 – Little Head Thinks will play a concert at the Stephen Talkhouse, Main Street, Amagansett. 10:30 p.m. to 10 p.m. $10. 631-324-9612. SURF DOGS CONCERT – 11/21 – The Surf Dogs will play a concert of Surf and Retro Rock music at the Stephen Talkhouse, Main Street, Amagansett. 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. 631-324-9612. MOVIE AT JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY – 11/21– At the Movies series features films shown on a large screen in the library’s third-floor rotunda. Films start promptly at 6:00 p.m. Early arrival is recommended. Children must be accompanied by an adult. Film: Wall-E, Animated family comedy/romance/sci-fi/adventure Rated G. The John Jermain Library, Sag Harbor, 631-725-0049. SATURDAY, 22 GRAND OPENING PARTY IN HAMPTON BAYS – 11/22 – Twin Peaks Geeks Grand Opening Party. Join them for “Mac” and Cheese, 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. at 154 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays Across from the Movie Theater. CROSSROADS COFFEEHOUSE – 11/22 – 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Crossroads Music hosts the Crossroads Coffeehouse which has been held at the Springs Church Community Center on Old Stone Highway in Springs. The intention of the coffeehouse is to provide a venue for local bands to share their music. If you are interested in playing, attending or performing, please contact Michael at Crossroads Music at 631-907-4838. THE QUILT’S OF GEE’S BEND FILM – 11/22– Guild Hall, East Hampton, 3 p.m. Directed by Vanessa Vadmin and Matt Arnett, the Quilt’s of Gee’s Bend documentary is set in the quilt makers’ homes and yards, and told through the women’s voices. This music-filled, 28 minute documentary takes viewers inside the art with the fascinating living history of a uniquely American community and art form. 631324-0806. PIANO RECITAL SERIES PRESENTS VASSILY PRIMAKOV – 11/22 – Vassily Primakov will be in the Hamptons at 7 p.m. at the Southampton Cultural Center’s Levitas Center for the Arts. 631287-4377. Tickets are $15 general admission, students under 21 (with ID) no charge. ANNE MORGAN BAND – 11/22 – The Anne Morgan Band will play a concert at the Stephen Talkhouse, Main Street, Amagansett. 11 p.m. 631324-9612. LOAVES AND FISHES COOKING SCHOOL – 11/22 – A “Parisian Patisserie” class is scheduled from noon to 5 p.m. and a “Fish Cookery” lesson will be held from 6 to 9 p.m. Bridgehampton. To see a full schedule of classes and costs, or to register, call 631537-3586 or visit SUNDAY, 23 LOAVES AND FISHES COOKING SCHOOL –

11/23 – “Gingerbread House Workshop” will be held from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., followed by “Sicilian Feast of the Seven Fishes” from 3 to 6 p.m. Bridgehampton. To see a full schedule of classes and costs, or to register, call 631-537-3586 or visit NFL ACTION AT THE PUBLICK HOUSE – 11/23 – Burger and draft specials at the Southampton Publick House in celebration of Football season. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800.

PICK OF THE WEEK CROSSROADS COFFEEHOUSE – 11/22 – 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Crossroads Music hosts the Crossroads Coffeehouse which has been held at the Springs Church Community Center on Old Stone Highway in Springs. The intention of the coffeehouse is to provide a venue for local bands to share their music. If you are interested in playing, attending or performing, please contact Michael at Crossroads Music, 631-907-4838.

MONDAY, 24 SPECIAL OLYMPICS MEETING – 11/24 – Special Olympics-The YMCA East Hampton RECenter will be hosting a Special Olympics Swim Program starting in the New Year 2009. There will be an informational meeting on: November 24, 2008 at the YMCA East Hampton RECenter at 5:30 pm. All Parents of Athletes, Volunteers, and Perspective Coaches please attend. For more information, call Meg Preiss at 631-329-6884 x14. YOGA AT ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY – 11/10 – Doreen Corwith Eckert will lead six more 45 minute sessions of guided meditation practice in Himalayan tradition through December 16th at the Rogers Memorial Library. $35. Southampton. 631283-0774 ext. 523. TUESDAY, 25 FIGURE DRAWING WORKSHOP – The Southampton Artists Asscoiation will host two figure drawing workshops at the Southampton Veterans hall at 2 Pond Lane, 10 p.m. – 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. 631-283-8613. OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS SATURDAY, 22 CRANBERRIES AND DUNES (3 miles) – 11/22

– 10 a.m. Leader will fill you in on the secrets of the mysterious dunes. Wear boots and bring a container if you want to harvest some berries for your Thanksgiving table. Meet at the end of Napeague Harbor Road off Route 27 in Napeague. Leader: Lee Dion 631-375-2339.

SUNDAY, 23 LONG POND GREENBELT HIKE – 11/23 –Long Pond Greenbelt. 10 a.m.-Noon. Meet at Mashashimuet Park, Sag Harbor for this 5 mile hike with many pond views. Bob Wolfram, 631-7254237.

COMING UP BOOK SIGNING PARTY, FRIDAY NOVEMBER 28 – 11/28 – Sylvester & Co. at 103 Main Street in Sag Harbor, NY is hosting a book-signing party celebrating Bijou Le Tord’s new picture book On The Wings Of An Angel: A Story for Marc Chagall from 5 pm – 7 pm. Bijou has been living in France for the past seven years. This is her first book in French and part of an on-going series: Artists of the World, published by Jean-Pierre Huguet, Editeur in St. Julien Molin Molette. 631-725-5012. WATER WHEELS FOR AFGHANISTAN, FRIDAY NOVEMBER 28 – 11/28–Urban Zen on 4 Bay Street in Sag Harbor, presents a Vital Edge Aid fundraising exhibition. Robin Saidman, the force behind Vital Edge will share through words and pictures his travels in Afghanistan and India. 5-7 p.m. Call 631-725-6176. HAROLD EVANS AND TINA BROWN, SUNDAY NOVEMBER 30 - 11/30 -Turning The Tables! Inside The World Of Journalism With Harold Evans And Tina Brown. The Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 3 p.m. Evans and Brown agree to answer questions on any aspect of the media from their experience in newspapers, magazines, television and now websites. Call 631-653-4224, ext. 4


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Letters THREE CHEERS FOR US Dear Editor: The 2008 election was historic for many reasons. Most notably for the election of Barack Obama as President of the United States. As the nation faces significant challenges at home and abroad, I wish the new President well. I also wish to congratulate all of my fellow candidates who were successful in their quest for public office, as well as my good wishes to all those who made the democratic process work by seeking public office this year. Most importantly, I want to express my humble thanks to the people of the 2nd Assembly District for returning me for an 8th term as their state representative. For those who did not vote for me, I pledge to work even harder next term to earn your trust. I was pleased to see that nearly 1/4 of all the votes I received were on 3rd party lines. This indicates my supporters came from across the political spectrum and reflected my efforts to represent the district in a truly bipartisan fashion. The hard work of a new term is on the horizon. The challenges are substantial. I look forward to again meeting those challenges on behalf of the people of the 2nd Assembly District. Fred W. Thiele, Jr. Member of Assembly We love the job you do. - DR TO YOUR HEALTH! Dear Dan, Re: Your “Corks For Dogs” article, HILARIOUS! Thanks for the laughs. Pam Landry WPLR New Haven, CT Via e-mail Let’s open a bottle of champagne. – DR DOING THE NUMBERS Dear Dan, A brief note on Bill Sokolin’s letter printed November 14, “Sooner The Better.” Facts are stubborn things. Sokolin says, “I

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checked 10 companies on the stock exchange in the last two months. One – only one – has gone up significantly, Haliburton, Cheney’s old company, before he was vice president.” Sokolin, blow your smoke elsewhere. A two-second check on Yahoo reveals the following for Halliburton’s closing prices in the last few months: July 2: 52.94; August 1: 45.73; September 1: 42.74; October 1: 30.32; November 1: 19.79; close Friday November 14: 18.11. Maybe in Sokolin’s wine business going from 53 to 18 is a significant move up, but where I come from that is a 65% loss. Does the truth mean nothing to anybody any more? William Strizever Via e-mail Wow. - DR DEFENDING PATCHOGUE Dear Dan, Last weekend’s tragedy got me to thinking. I grew up on Railroad Avenue in Patchogue and, although I moved away for a couple of decades, I now enjoy a somewhat obstructed view of the Patchogue River just a stone’s throw away. Patchogue has always been home. It’s richly diverse in ethnicity and alive in community spirit. Both my parents were deeply rooted in the village, my dad on the Patchogue Village Police Force and mom taking us to Shorefront Park to swing on the swings, and following their lead, I embraced our town. While in grade school, I walked to the Patchogue Library on Lake Street all summer long. Its new home on Main Street draws me still. Friendly faces greet and I always run into someone I’ve not seen in a while. We could always smell the spice-of-the-day rounding the corner for home at The Lace Mill. It sure was a staple at the west end of town for as long as I can remember. All these years later, the corner of Holbrook Road and Main Street remains alive in progress and I’ve frequented Ultimate

Fitness regularly at 5 a.m. – there’s a loyal early a.m. following there, more diverse, friendly and hard working people that cross my path here at home on a regular basis. South Ocean Avenue Middle School came after eight years at St. Francis. It, too, is richly diverse and welcoming. There were no ice-breaking sessions like we so often have now for our young people. No previsit walk through to familiarize myself. I met new people on the first day and quickly built a new routine with people I would end up calling friend. Throughout my teenage years I spent many Saturdays ‘up town’ – walking through Swezey’s, Blum’s and having a slice at Gino’s. Vinny and Millie’s son has picked up where they left off and it is still my favorite slice. The milestones of my daughters’ lives were memorialized upstairs at the Brickhouse – my closest friends and family gathered for baptisms, communions, and birthdays. They’re young women now but always pick the Brickhouse for a dinner out. George no longer owns Highway Cleaners, but its new owners greet me most Saturdays and after a brief chat, we wish one another a fine weekend, and I move on to my next errand. Mark, Brian and Larry, my neighbors at The Harbor Crab, exemplify Patchogue, hard working businessmen that care about the community as well as the success of their business - the former facilitates the latter. Time changes the names and the faces. Diversity continues to grow. Together with the local merchants, my neighbors and I have a great sense of community spirit and belonging. My home is peaceful and welcoming. Three cheers for Patchogue – still home after all these years. Kathy Kiel Patchogue, NY Via e-mail We need better relations with minority groups there. See article this week. - DR

Police Blotter Ambien Rober Shiver, 54, a CEO of a security company, crashed his car head-on into another vehicle when he veered onto the other side of the road. It was 2:50 in the afternoon. He was driving his luxury Land Rover and had an open bottle of alcohol in the vehicle. Shiver blew above the legal driving limit of .08 for blood alcohol content. The two occupants of the vehicle that he crashed into had to be cut out of the vehicle on an East Hampton street. The passengers are expected to survive. The man was not charged immediately with a DWI, as blood tests are pending. The man blamed the entire crash on the sleeping pill Ambien, stating that he took two pills. Another Ambien? A man in Sag Harbor was caught red handed stealing a flat screen television in the middle of the night. A neighbor saw the man pull up in a van, take the television our of a home that he did not have permission to enter, and then drive off. Police caught up with the man, but did not immediately arrest him for burglary, as they are waiting to hear

from the owners of the house to be sure that he was, in fact, stealing. The man blamed the entire incident on taking two Ambien sleeping pills, in the AFTERNOON, and that those pills were responsible for his behavior. Ambeeeno A man in Westhampton was charged after witnesses say he beat another man with a tightly rolled up Dan’s Papers. Police found the man and put him in handcuffs, but he was not immediately charged, as police are awaiting to see if the fingerprints on the paper matched his prints. The man blamed the entire incident on taking two Ambien sleeping pills and that they were responsible for his behavior at the public park. It Was Ambien That Did It A man was spotted in Southampton holding up liquor stores for cash. Police caught up with the man, who was not immediately arrested because he had knocked out the liquor store owner, who could not point him out to police. The liquor store owner’s

testimony is pending. The man blamed the entire incident on taking two Ambiens that afternoon, to help with his sleeping, of course. Parking Ticket A man in Bridgehampton parked illegally in a handicapped spot. A traffic cop gave him a ticket. The man is fighting the ticket, claiming that his behavior was the result of taking two Ambien pills in the morning, so that he could get better rest. nster? Ambien Mon A large Ambien pill, the product that is designed to help people fall asleep, was spotted walking through the Hamptons smashing store buildings and screaming at the top of its lungs, “Fight the man! Fight the power!” Police confronted the Ambien pill, which resisted arrest by police, and had to be taken down by a taser gun. The Ambien pill has not been charged yet, as police are awaiting a blood test to see if the pill had any Ambien running through it. We sure hope it doesn’t get lost at the hospital. - By David Lion Rattiner

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EMPLOYMENT/DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Beauty/Health/Fitness Ananas Spa located in Southampton Village is looking for a New York State Licensed esthetician. Part Time all year position. Please contact Renata or Malinda at 631-287-9099 or email resume to: Ananas Spa located in Southampton Village is looking for a New York State Licensed massage therapist. Part Time all year position. Please contact Renata or Malinda at 631-287-9099 or email resume to: SALON BOOTH RENTAL For Hair Dresser, Nail Technician, Facialist, with following.. 631- 745-2341


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P/T Office Assistant for East Hampton office. Must have strong admin. skills, along with practical organizational skills, able to lift 25+ lbs., house mgmt exp. and shipping and receiving exp. are required. Excellent oppty to support Sr. Exec of a Domestic Couple to live in on cutting-edge company. TechniSouthampton estate. Formal excally savvy creative thinkers perience with excellent referwith a job history of responsible ences; cooking, cleaning, serving positions are encouraged to apand administrative required. ply. Please apply to Schedule is Thursday- Monday with lovely apartment accommod=61582 or fax to 818-332-5128 dations. Must drive and have own vehicle. Competitive comSales pensation & benefits commensurate with experience. Busy, innovative Cook- can Express Representative Travel Agency needs energetic, Estate Management- Dir of experienced Sabre agents for its Residences. (NYC) 360 degree Southampton & East Hampton oversight of staff and multiple offices. Friendly office, travel homes. Manage complete HR functions, bill paying & general benefits, flexible hours, finances, budgets and large scale part-time. OK Compensation based upon a draw and producconstruction. Large scale contivity. Ideal candidate is smart struction mgmt exp. a must. Must be flexible to eventually re- and creative in getting the best deals for our customers. Not locate from NYC. Resume to: looking for an order taker. Must have two years experience on Sabre and be willing to work hard. Send resume pasted in an General email to or fax to 631-324-8430. HANDYMAN Year Round Handy Man for an East Hampton Estate.

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Situation Wanted Experienced, detail-oriented Personal Assistant with computer, secretarial and organizing skills seeking position. Email: Horse Trainer 15yrs experience including show circuit in Connecticut, NY, California. Exercise rider, Cal. Santa Anita, Belmar, Hollywood Park and Ocala Florida. Bridgehampton based, own living accommodations and transportation. Available full or P/T. Strong references. 212-682-0922

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Painting/Papering A1 Painting, Interior & exterior. Painting, staining, power washing. Quality & competitive. Free estimates. Mike 631-287-1808 FINEST HOUSE PAINTING AVAILABLE IN SOUTHAMPTON! F ree estimates & consultation. Refee rences available. (631)830-2640 Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

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Winter Rentals

Holiday Helper Shop, Wrap, Run Errands, Holiday Cards/ Party Invites and More. Organized, Experienced Personal Asst. Call (631)655-6442

Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

Westhampton: Art Studio 2 spaces available. 1400 sq ft total, Secluded. $500 each or $1,000 monthly for both. 631-288-3587, 631-902-3655.

Hampton Bays: Share House with Male who works full time. Clean House, Quiet Street. Share Utilities, W/D. No Smoking/ pets $800 631-504-8155

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Summer Rentals

Bridgehampton Village within walking distance to town shopping, restaurants, bus & train. Early 1900’s cottage newly renovated & decorated. 2+ Bedrooms, 2 Baths. Very clean & charming. Set on large fenced and landscaped property. $1,600 month +utilities. For appointment, call Dan 516-480-3302

Plumbing Plumbing and Heating. Licensed. Boilers to faucets. Leak repairs. Gas piping, Water heaters. Better prices. Tino 631-266-3397, 631-495-2174

Professional Services Notary Please! Traveling Notary Public

WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year

“We come to you” Notarizations * Loan Closings * Witness * Apostille Available 7 days 631-988-6870

Sewing Carmen’s Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093


ARE YOUR TREES READY FOR WINTER? Call Greenforest Tree Services for all of your t ree trimming and remooval needs. Best prices. Licensed/ Insured. FREE ESTIMATES (516)380-7491

Apartments Southampton Village 2 Bedroom 1 Bath. Fully Renovated, Clean. Walk to All in Village. $1,575. Year Round Heat Included. 800-227-0595

Florida,Vero Beach 1/1 condo, 12x24 screened patio, own laundry, new appliances, totally renovated, new furniture, 2 miles to beach, no pets, no smoking, monthly or seasonal. Call 516-383-4604.


Bridgehampton: Private suite, 1 room plus newly renovated Commercial bath, decks. Share kitchen/ large Sag Harbor private office space, living areas with pet loving, non second floor, 880 sq. ft. 3 rooms smoking, mature, quiet design professional. No drugs/ drinking/ + kitchen & bath. Steps to village, $2,200 + utilities monthly. drama. Year round/ winter only. $950 monthly includes most 631-725-3042 utilities. Cheryl 917-593-1218, SOUTHAMPTON 71 Hill Street. Bright, renovated offices. H AM P T O N B AY S 700- 2,000 sq. ft. Flexible terms, WATERFRONT On site parking. Private bathrooms, balconies. 212-249-4460 Rooms Available For Rent With The Ice Plant Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Complex located next to Montauk Highway Riverhead Building Supply $695/ Month Unfurnished in Southampton Village, has $775/ Month Furnished 3 GARAGE SHOP SPACES $200 Weekly Furnished AVAILABLE $75 Daily Furnnished $2,000 and up. Call 631-287-1463 leave message

Aquebogue-North Fork

Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or Bridgehampton Village. weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096 Charming winter retreat, great in- town location, renovated and tastefully decorated 1920’s farmhouse. 5+ bedrooms, 2-1/2 baths, Bridgehampton 4 bedroom garage, heated poolhouse and Beach House. Dock on Mecox Rental Wanted private yard. $1,800 monthly. Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing (973)769-3263, (973)983-2555 Exceptional Tenant Looking For Furnished 1 or 2 Bedroom Location! East Hampton. 1 bedroom Apartment In One of the East 212-794-1000 apartment. Furnished End Villages . Local Teacher, Immediate until end of June. Non Smoker, Excellent Weekly Rentals 1 person only. $775 Utilities inReferences. 631-721-7515 cluded. (516)445-8683

For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 Noyac /Sag Harbor Share house with professional female, quiet waterfront community, kithchen, lining, laundry, cable, internet. Monthly, Winter, or Year Round.$800 mo. includes utilites. Available now. 631-725-0604 SAG HARBOR Private 5 wooded acres, 2 rooms, use of entire house, heated pool, $900 includes utilities. 631-875-2776

Shares East Hampton Village 1 bedroom, private bath, air, TV, internet, no smoking, no pets. 631-897-2151

BRIDGEHAMPTON BRAND NEW Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth, on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house available with all amenities. Wkly or wkends. Owner 212-579-4964 Westhampton Remsenburg Quiet, secluded 1.33 acres, 6 bedrooms, 6 bath, tennis. Weekly, monthly. (631) 805-7273

East Hampton: Village. Furnished bungalow. 3 br, 1 bath. $1,000 monthly utilities included. December- April 30. (646)234-8834. EAST HAMPTON: WATERFRONT. Beautiful, sun-drenched, spacious. Fabulous at $1300. Great sunset views. Open to year round. 917-742-0253 EAST QUOGUE 2 BR, furnished, cottage, wood stove, washer/ dryer. $1500/ month. Weekly considered. Also For Sale $389K. 631-235-3314

Winter Rentals Amagansett. Renovated studios and 1 bedrooms available immediately- May 1st. Furnished, private bath, kitchens, wireless internet. Beautiful setting! Walk to town, bus, train and beach. $1,100- $1,500 includes utilities. Call Chris (631)267-3133 Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront, Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring. For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ 646-369-4106

HAMPTON BAYS MUST SEE! Waterview of Shinnecock Bay, Private Lane. Beautifully Decorated d, Cozy. 3 BRs, 2 Baths. Fireplace. Deeded Beach Rights. Winter $2,000 month Owner 631-728-0939

Hampton Bays: Tiana Bay waterfront furnished 1 bedroom apartment. Private beach, boat dock up to 30 ft included. MILLION DOLLAR SUNSETS. November through May $850 Bridgehampton: Beautifully furnished studio with spectacular monthly includes all. 516-635-0056. 631-588-3923 views and sunsets with its own deck, private entrance, open living area, marble bath, EIK, caHampton Bays: Tiana Bay ble, wireless. Utilities all inclu- Waterfront, furnished 1 BR apt., sive! Gracious living on gentle- big screen T.V., wood floors. No men’s horsefarm. No smoking/ smoking/ pets, private parking, pets $1550/ month. Winter or property well maintained and year round. Immediate. managed. Avail Now thru May 631-537-9149, 201-522-3143 31. $825 monthly includes all. (516)731-8040

Out Of Town COSTA RICA 5 STAR OCEANFRONT VILLA 3 Master BR, 3.5 BA, Daily maid service, private infinity pool, gourmet restaurant, full kitchen, room service, golf, horseback riding, internet, fishing, tennis, surfing, spa, gym, direct TV, full resort amenities. Member “small leading hotels of the world.” Conde Nast Traveler: “One of the World’s top 100 resorts” or 800-221-5579 ext. 204

Winter Rentals wood floors, with new kitchen and baths and furnishings.Duplex 2 bedrooms (w/ loft.) Pet friendly. Private parking, back yard garden. 8 minute walk to town.Winter rental $1,650.00 mo & Year Round $2,200 mo. Call owner: 917-721-3223 Sag Harbor: Furnished 1 bedroom duplex. Eat in kitchen with tile floor. Large tile bathroom. Suitable 1, no pets or smoking. References $1600 monthly. Call 917-796-1727 or 631-725-9803. SOUTHAMPTON LUXURY CONDO 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, fireplace, gym, maid service. $1,850// month. No pets, no smoking. (201)568-4440 Southampton Village Charming bright, cheerful apartments, completely furnished, each with private entrances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Available through May 15. No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870 Southampton Village What an opportunity! To rent a palatial 4,200 sq. ft. house for a fraction of the normal cost! Designer decorated 5 bedrooms, 5.5 bath home with coffered 11 foot ceilings, moldings throughout, wood floors, chef’s EIK, formal DR, 2 fireplaces and enormous master BR suite with Jacuzzi. Fully landscaped, poolhouse and garage. Only $3.300 month! Owner 917-299-6670 Southampton Village, Elm Street. Furnished 3 bedrooms, 1-1/2 baths, mature landscaping, gunite pool. Walk to train, bus & everything. Available until May 15th 2009. $2,000 monthly. (631)766-0128 Southampton. Furnished studio, kitchenette. Private bath, entrance & parking. Convienent location. $800 monthly (631)284-7974 Water Mill Must See!!! Beautiful, large home with recent upgrades,lovely kitchen and baths, spacious living areas, fireplace. Cable, wireless internet, maid, garbage, landscaping included, $600 per room monthly, share gas and electric. Now- May 1. 516-316-1172 631-559-3192

New York @ Central Park South G reat Furnished Studio w/ outdoor space Contact: miriaa mfernandes

WESTHAMPTON Country Cottage Monthly $2,500 Private road, 1+ acre, bike to beach, fully furnished 2.5 bedroom, 2.5 baths, washer/ dryer.

Sag Harbor Village. Historic Townhouse 187 Madison St..Newly renovated Furnished garden apartment Beautiful 1888 original hard-

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Winter Rentals Westhampton/ Quogue. Gorgeous, furnished 1 bedroom apartment, many extras. Any time terms. No pets/ smoking. (516)456-5776

Year-Round Rentals Bridgehampton: 2 bedroom house. $1425 per month. Pets ok. 631-603-6711

Year-Round Rentals

Year-Round Rentals

East Hampton Brand new construction. Huge center island kitchen, living room with fireplace, screened-in porch, .75 acre, $2,400/ month. 516-343-5592 East Hampton five bedrooms, two bath, brand new, big lot, walk to town. $2,850, references. Owner 516-635-8437

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Flanders: 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Washer, kitchen, living room. $2,150 monthly. (516)658-2749 Hampton Bays 1 Bedroom furnished or unfurnished condo, pool, tennis, washer/ dryer. $1,200 +utilities. 516-946-6912

Hampton Bays Water view 2 bedroom cottage $1,500 plus Hampton Bays 3 bedroom 2 bath basement $2,000 plus Hampton Bays 5 bedroom 2 bath pool hot tub $2,500 plus East Quogue Newly renovated studio $900 all

Hampton Bays/ Southampton Beautiful water view. 1 East Hampton Quaint Country Bedroom and efficiency units East Quogue 4 bedroom 2 bath Bridgehampton: Studio /barn. Farmhouse 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 available furnished. Near colbasement pool $2,300 plus maple Lane. Ideal working /livBaths, first floor master, central lege. Reasonable. 631-764-3834 ing studio. Walk to Jitney & air, pool. Close to All. $2,800 631-283-8676 East Quogue 1 bedroom RR. Year round. $2,100 month. For sale $635,000. cottage $1,100 all See photos HREO #69726. 516-343-5592. 516-316-6502, 631-537-7890 Hampton Bays: 1 bedroom Noyac 3 bedroom apartment apartment w/ Kitchenette. EAST HAMPTON. !,500 all Bridgehampton: Furnished 1 Suitable one. Private Entrance 1 bedroom furnished BR apt, picturesque new cottage, Immediate. No smoking/ pets apartment, convenient Flanders 4 bedroom 2 bath utilities included, $1,450 $750/ mo. 516-456-4428 to o village, private, $1,750 plus monthly. (631)335-6224 no smoking/ pets. $1,250 monthly utilities CENTER MORICHES Hampton Bays: Spacious ranch Shinnecock Hills 3 bedroom included. (516)383-5528 on quiet family street. 3 bedapartment $1,500 all Large private studio over rooms, 1 bath. Kitchen, living barn, cable, A/C, W/D, East Hampton: 2/ 3 BR’s, 2 room with cathedral ceilings, Flanders 1 bedroom apartment no petts/ smoking. baths, newly refurbished, great family room, full basement. $1,100 all $925 location, close to all. $2,250 Fenced in back yard. $2,150 631-848-6008 monthly. 631-603-7390 monthly. 516-901-7017 Riverhead 2 bedroom house $1,600 all East Hampton 2 bedroom, 1 Hampton Sales and Rentals EAST HAMPTON: WATERbath cottage, just outside village, FRONT. Beautiful, sun East Ends Largest Selection East Quogue Large Studio $2,000 monthly. 516-971-1986. drenched, spacious. Great sunset 1-800-870-0474 kitchen newly renovated walk to views. Must See. $1,600. village and beach. East Hampton Apartment. Hampton Bays Water view 917-742-0253. $900 everything included 1 Bedroom, Living Room with studio $675 plus East Quogue: 5 bedroom, 2 small Kitchen/ washer/ dryer. Many others available Light, bright, airy. Central air. bath. Living room, dining room, Hampton Bayss Newly 1-800-870-0474 No smoking, no pets. $1,300/ eat in kitchen, den. Furnished. renovated 1 bedroom apartment month. 631-375-3856 $2,400 monthly. (631)965-3676 $1,100 all

Year-Round Rentals QUOGUE 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT. $1,550 plus utilities. Close to everything, but off the beaten path. Call Natalie (631)653-6560

Year-Round Rentals Sag Harbor Village: Sunny 1 bedroom apartment, great location, heat, water & garbage pickup included. Available December 1st. $1,250 631-477-0297

Remsenburg-Speonk Condo This rare walk-in end unit includes 2 bedrooms, 2 full bathrooms, CAC, W/D, deck, storage closet, pool, private parking. No pets; no smoking; $1400; Owner: 917-952-4646

Sag Harbor Year Round: 1 bedroom, new bathroom, washer/ dryer, fireplace, deck pool side, , gas stove. close to village and beach. December 1st move in @ $1,300/ month + utilities. This is a smoke free apartment! 908-766-5049

Riverhead - Waterfront Bring your Boat! 5 bedroom, 3.5 bathrooms, 1.5 acre Estate. On Peconic River. Cllose to Hamptons, Vineyards, Golf Course. Maintenance included. Dockage available. $2,300 per month. 516-250-2277

Sag Harbor. Charming 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house. Dining, large living room with finished basement. Large deck, swimming pool, quiet street, 5 min. walk to private beach, 15 min. walk to village. Asking $2300/ month, require references. Contact John at 725-3410.

Sag Harbor Village Sea Captain’s apartment, 1-2 Bedroom, waterfront, large, open, centrally located, 200-year-old detailed apartment, EIK, washer/ dryer, dishwasher, parking, water access. Year round $2,600/ month includes all utilities. Contact owner 516-850-2694 Sag Harbor Village. 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath house, garage $2,300. 1 bedroom apartment $1,400 631-725-4895

Sag Harbor/ Noyac Charming studio suitable for one, furnished/ unfurnished, washer/ dryer. All utilities included and pool. No smoking, no pets. $1,100. 631-875-3178 Sag Harbor/ Noyak: Beautiful 4 bedroom, 3.5 baths. Fully furnished home. private wooded 1 acre. 2 entrances. 10 minutes to village. Available immedialty real bargain. $3,000 a month. (917)509-6189

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James A Race to Susan Mead, 286 Main Street, 1,910,000

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Kirincich Co to Wendy K & Adam D Modlin, 156 Halsey Street, 1,535,000 F Patricia Garrity to ARC Properties of NY LLC, 85 Moses Lane, 1,057,500


Estate of Douglas F Creighton to Joseph Battaglia, 2000 Hobart Rd, 2,400,000



Mark Caligiuri to Nadia Abuel-Haj, 69 Swans Neck Lane, 2,600,000

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Geraldine Meaney to Michael Heagerty, 10550 Nassau Point Rd, 950,000

Five K LLC to PDJ Properties LLC, 1319 Pulaski Street, 850,000

Heather H & Carlton Roberts to Deborah Dellis, 36960 Main Rd, 510,000

Susan & Roger Herd to Melanie Wortmann, 9 High Meadow Ln, 585,000


Karl E Bonheim (Referee) to LaSalle National Bank, 50 Kathy Lane, 581,364

Russell Field Family Trust to REB/JOHN LLC, 105 Cove Hollow Rd, 600,000

Riverhead Sound Associates LLC to Elaine Scalone, 76 Foxglove Row, 557,120



Wilmington Trust Co to Turkey House LLC, Off East End Road, 788,500

Susan Mead to GV Investment Holding Co Ltd, 64 Union Street, 975,000



Leslie C Christensen to Patricia Hammes, 603 Main Street, 660,000

Michael S Marino Trust to Evelyn Bishop, 215 Elm Street, 775,000


Juana Lyn Martinez to Susan G Lyons, 108 Dale Street, 550,000

Jeannette Pallister to Stephany A Meng, 41 Bay Woods Drive, 665,000



Valiollah Azmoodeh to Elizabeth Carmichael, 357 Montauk Hwy, 990,000

Zamphiroff Trust to William & Mary L Stark, 71 Seacove Lane, 800,000



Howell Lane LLC to Gwenn Ramage, 28 Howell Lane, 845,000

Ronald & Judith A Blake to Patricia & John Lioi, 66 Gilbert Rd, 750,000

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Year-Round Rentals SOUTHAMPTON 1 BR, spacious apartment. Includes utilities & internet. $1200 631-767-2724

SAG HARBOR: Newly renovated 3 bedrooms. Mint condition, close to village/ beaches. Beautiful yard $2100 631-767-2724 Sag Harbor: Pleasant 1 BR, EIK, LR, furnished, private entrance. $1,300 monthly includes all utilities. No smoking/ pets. 631-834-2448 Sag Harbor: Pond front, 1 BR apt., private entrance, nicely furnished, heat and cable included $995. Call 516-974-5554 SAGAPONACK-- Beautifully furnished new traditional on 2.5 acres. 4- 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, library with full bath, Chef’s kitchen, heated pool, sunroom. Spectacular setting! Year-round $85,000. MD- LD $75,000. 631-324-6620, 631-835-8040

SOUTHAMPTON Charming 1 BR apartment, private entrance, close to village. $1200 includes utilities. 631-259-2323 Southampton. 4 bedroom, 2 bath ranch. Full basement, LR, kitchen. $2,300 monthly. (631)252-7499 Southampton/ North Magee Charming 3 BR, 1 bath house on large property. Dishwasher, laundry, $1800/ month plus utilities. Immediate. 917-273-0169 Southampton: Wow! Private entrance into 1 BR, furnished, spacious apt. Walk to College. $1,500 pays all! 631-271-3341, 516-680-5902

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Beautifully Furnished Great LocationMaster Suite on 1st floor 3 Bedrooms + Loft, 2.5 Baths Garage & Basement Yearly Rental $50,000 Also for Sale $1 M Call Lisa, R.E. (no fee) 631-793-7329

Southampton BEST VALUE 3 BR, elegant contemporary ranch, exceptional pool, acre, convenient location $2450 (Winter possible) 516-767-1279 SPRINGS Spacious 2BR house, near Maidstone Beach $2200/ mo. or Call Hampton Realty G roup, Amagansett 631-267-6626

Homes East Hampton: Village Lane. Walk to town, train. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Room for large pool. $1,125,000 917-886-3394

Westhampton Beach 5 Bedrooms Luxury Rental Annual $80k Winter $3,500 Sale $1,695,000 Call Owners: 9177-359-4991 or 917-301-2416 Westhampton Beach Studio cottage. Newly renovated bath, has pool, near train station. $750. Owner 516-445-1005 Westhampton: Newly renovated 3 BR apt., $1,750. monthly, utilities included. 631-288-3190

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EAST MORICHES WATERFRONT 1 plus acres great views on wide cove, built 2004, 4 bedroooms, 3 full baths 2 cars , decks, too much to list, must see, $1,295,000 Leslie Chornoma R.E. 631-878-6337

Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided FIREPLACE, dining/ sitting sunroom, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. By owner $675,000 Negotiable (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423

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Homes Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Staging Planner Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303

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$599,000 Dutch colonial. Bay estates. 3 br, 2 ba, eat in kitchen, fireplace, finished basement, two car garage.

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$629,0 000 Waterfront. 3 br, 2 ba, garage, central air, private dock, large deck.

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$849,500 Spectacular renovated ranch home. Private master suite, 3 additional bedrooms, 2.5 baths, chef's kitchen, great room with fireplace, hardwood floors, pool, garage.

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East Hampton village ranch Price reduced! 3 bedroom, 2 bath, private yard. $658,000. Appointment 631-897-2151 East Hampton- Springs. Handyman special. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, attached studio, fireplace, attached garage, 1/2 acre, beach and marina rights. $525,000 (804)370-4046

EAST QUOGUE 14 Foxboro Road. New custom built home.4 BR, 4 bth, hardwood floors, on 1/2 acre, room for pool, fireplace, many extras. Open House Saturday 11/22,12-4. By Builder $849K 631-338-3891

Homes SPECTACULAR WATERFRONT OPPORTUNITES HAMPTON BAYS- Peconic Bayfront, 1.2 Acres, 200' beachfront in Private Community. Contemporary 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace, sundecks, c/a, 2 car garage, $2,100,000. EAST QUOGUE- Shinnecock Bayfront, 3/4 Acre, 100' bulkhead with beach in Private Community. One Story cedar shingle, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, fireplace, c/a, 0. 2 car garage, $1,950,000 HAMPTON BAYS- Rampasture, Deep Water with Open Shinnecock Bayviews, 1 Acre, 140' waterfront, One Story 3 bedroom, 2 bath, fireplace, garage, $1,295,000. South Fork Realty 143 West Montauk Hwy Hampton Bays 631-728-6565 HAMPTON BAYS $530,000 Ranch, 2,000 SF, Flag Lot. .57 acres, 4 BR, 2 Bath, Office, 2.5 Garage, Heated d Gunite Pool, CAC, CVAC, Irrigation System, etc. Open House Daily 12-3pm Owner 631-728-0868. Cell 631-278-5366

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes Hampton Sales and Rentals East Ends Largest Selection 1-800-870-0474 East Quogue New South of Highway walk to beach and village 4 bedrooms 3 bath ranch in ground pool slate patio CAC hardwood floors home has been completely updated $599,000 East Quogue Water view (3) 1 bedroom cottages all rented and in excellent condition! low property taxes $549,900 Hampton Bays Tiana Shores spacious 4 bedroom ranch with hard to find 2 car garage fireplace huge basement. Owner says sell $429,900 Many others available 1-800-870-0474 Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Quioogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms, one bath, large deck with plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $395,000.00 Exclusive. Quiogue - Artist Chalet - two bedroom two bath charmer with fireplace, ROW to water, .50 acres $850,000.00 Exclusive Westhampton - Three bedrooms, one and one half baths, 1/2 + acre, quiet neighbor, one car garage. $375,000.00 Exclusive Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 Southampton - Turn-of-Century “Summer Cottage” in renown “Art Village”! Shingled two-story, gracious front porch, formal living and dining, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, private yard. Exclusive $1,650,000


Homes Sag Harbor Historic District: colonial with four bedrooms, parlor, formal dining room, eat in kitchen, 11/2 bathrooms. Full basement. Barn. In the heart of the village. Reduced to $619,000.00. George Heine Realty 725-9001 Noyac Beach Community: Spacious ranch offering three large bedrooms, two bathrooms, large wrap around kitchen, living room, rear deck, full basement, above ground pool on an oversized plot. Walk to the beach and stores. Was $619,000 nowReduced to $550,000.00 George Heine Realty 725-9001 Southampton Cove: Newly built (2001) four bedroom house with two bathrooms, living room, large kitchen, full basement, and rear deck. Asking $619,000.00 George Heine Realty 631-7225-9001 SAG HARBOR/ NOYAC BAY NEW TO MARKET! Direct water views across from Long Beach!!! 3 bedrooms, sun filled. Double corner lot. MOVE-IN CONDITION N! $800,000


SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. 631-325-8201 We Specialize in North Fork Land 15 Acre farm secluded site for a home $850,000

MATTITUCK. High- end approved subdivision.

P restige 46 Acre Vineyard with cottage $2,750,000


Wooded 5 acre 200' front on L I Sound $1,500,000

F rom 1 to 2-1/4 acres. Single lots orr packages.

Beautiful lake front 6.5 acre, sub dividable, $699,000

Winhaven Development Corp. (516)504-0004 or (646)594-9591

20 acre farm with house and barn, $995,000 G reat Opportunity 6.5 Acres, Water view, $495,000 C reek Front 1.8 Acres with permits $495,000

Noyac: Beautiful sloping two thirds of an acre on a quiet street with possible water views. Asking $589,000.00

Call Ina 631-835-6100 for Residential Lots

Noyac: High one and one third pristine acres in prestigious area Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. behind Trout Pond. Asking $1,300,000.00 61 Montauk Highway George Heine Realty Quogue, NY 725-9001 631-653-4197

Out Of Town Quogue - South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime loFlorida: Boca Raton & Vicinity cation, $1,395,000.00 Prudential Florida Realty Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ Jay Goldstein, Broker-Assoc. acre prime location, 561-789-5863. Sales-Rentals $1,100,000.00 Exclusive

Shinnecock Hills - Private Hideaway! Multi-level contemporary, upper deck waterviews, open living, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, decks, heated pool and hot tub. Exclusive $799,000 Remsenberg/ Westhampton 5 acre waterfront estate for sale. Goes to highest bidder starting at $6.5 million. 631-882-1986

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NY Dutchess County:

Prince Edward Island Canada, featured in New York Times, AOL & Money Magazine. What Long Island used to be. Hugh gains to be made on Waterfront property. 30% discount with strength of US dollar. Summer homes, investment, development and rental income properties. Michael Poczynek, Century 21 Northumberland,, or 1-888-295-6863

One-of-a-kind charming Farm on 57 private picturesque acres. Stream, pond and gard d ens add beauty to the in-ground pool, field stone walls, patios, eleven room home, 4 bedrooms, 3 fiireplaces. Gourmet kitchen becomes a family area with wrap-around windows overlooking lawns, fields. P roperty includes separate guesthouse, barn with two 13-foot doors, machine area and separate officee. A 21-barrel winery with a 3,000 bottle rack room ready for fall production.

Real Estate Wanted SOUTHAMPTON/ HAMPTON BAYS Active buyer, excellent credit, funds in bank seeks seller willing to hoold a mortgage short-term. Home must be newer than 2000, private, 4+ bedrooms, pool or room for pooll. Price: $750K- $1.7Mil.

On a 25-mile bike traail near TSP, Metro North, Stewart Airport, 1-3/4 Hours from NYC. Motivated Seller 914-475-8821 8445-462-6888


Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties Southampton 631-283-5400 Southampton updated ranch 1.1 acre

Please call: (917)854-1853

New House For Sale Smithtown, NY End of Cul-D-Sac

SEALED BID AUCTION 360 Wiggins Ln., Greenport DEADLINE 2PM, 12/2 Minimum Bid $850,000 Boater's Dream m Home 175' Waterfront 5 BR, Gourmet Kitchen, Deep Water Dock, IG Pool, P reviously $1,226,000









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631.766.0730 Southamp p ton - Fall Value Best Buy! Solidly built, immaculately maintained, nicely landscaped .7 acre setting, cathedral living, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, 2-car garage, patio, pool. Exclusive $895,000

Out Of Town

Southampton Township Waterview Cottage Mooring Rights $350,000 Call Barbara 631-725-4357 Simon Harrii son Real Estate

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE house. Location, Location! 3 Bedrooms, 3 Bath. Great bedroom views! Cathedral Ceiling. Woodburning Fireplace. Central Air. Full Basement. Short Walk to Town and Beach. 1/4+ Acre. Room for Pool. Upscale Neighborhood. Tennis Available. Needs work. As is. $699,000. Principals Only. 917-741-4960

Dark walnut hard wood floors, marble bath. 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, eat in kitchen, formal dining room, living room, den w/fireplace, garage, rear deck, 2nd floor, laundry room, full basement. $599,000.

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Your Real Estate Resource 4 bedrooms, 3 bath, eat in kitchen. dining room, family room with fireplace. 2 car garage, 8 sky lights, finished full basement. $749,000.

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings of land. 3 BR, 3 BA LR w/ fpl, vaulted ceiling. Kitchen’s been updated, complete with a pantry. $799,000 Exclusive IN# 30574

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East Quogue Office 631-653-3535 Flanders Ranch,1/2 acre. Cul de sac, bordered by preserve, 3 BR, 1 BA, LR, kitchen, gated drive. $329,000 Exclusive IN# 50179

Shinnecock Hills 4 BR, 2 BA traditional LR w/ fpl, EIK, 2 BR’s on first floor and 2 uptsairs, attatched garage, Hampton Bays,Ranch renovated decking. .33 acre. $545,000 Exclusive EIK, LR, DR, den, basement, garage, IN# 42387 pool, deck, more. $435,000 Exclusive IN# 53064 Southampton 2 BR, 1 BA cottage Hampton Bays, Master bedroom w/ Easy access to Southampton, Sag Harbor. EIK, sunny LR, loft, sun bath plus 2 guest rooms & 1 BA, porch, back porch and front pergola. basement, HW floors,d on manicured $525,000 Exclusive IN# 29390 property. $499,000 Exclusive IN# 16401 Center Moriches New England style East Quogue Cape 4 BR, 2 BA, beach cottage.Waterviews of Moriches Bay. Completely updated kitchen, LR, DR, den, CAC, Cvac, Fine workmanship $395,000 Exclubasement, 2 car garage, heated pool, sive IN# 13711 outdoor shower, more. $559,000 Exclusive IN# 18772 Hampton Bays ranch 1/3 acre 2 BR, Hampton Bays, Vacant Land! Great 1BA, LR and EIK. Backyard is secluded with an inground pool and ca- Peconic back yard, build 4000 sq. ft. bana $395,000 Exclusive IN# 16654 house, room for pool. View of Squires Pond, Peconic East Landing East Hampton Office 631-324-7850 Beach. DEC approval and Health any day. $995,000 Exclusive IN# 05547 East Hampton clearwater waterfront East Quogue Waterfront, 5+ BR’s, 3 private gated beach community, own private dock with 4 BR, 2 BA, LR, BA, den w/fpl, finished basement, den w/ fpls, upper deck, lower patio patio, hardwood floors, back yard $3,000 per month IN# 71984 leading to floating dock, $999,000 Exclusive IN# 13765 Southampton post modern 4000 sq ft 5 BR, 4.5 BA, gourmet kitchen, forWesthampton Beach Office mal dining area double sided fpl, LR 631-288-0400 Master suite/ separate sitting area, BA Manorville ranch,“Aspen Model” with Jacuzzi tub, $1,595,000 Exclusive IN# 33695 gated adult community (55+) 2 BR, 2 BA, enclosed Florida room overlookEass t Hampton Louse Point 3 BR ing lake, LR, FDR, master w/ BA, cape, water views, private beach acCommunity pool, tennis, courtesy cess, $2,295,000 Exclusive IN# bus, activities for adults. $125,000 22075 Exclusive F# 74296

Baiting Hollow Victorian “The Manors”. 5 BR, FDR, large EIK, LR w/ high ceilings, den w/ FPL, 1⁄2 acre w/ pool, tiki bar, $499,000 Exclusive IN# 17013 Remsenburg Contemporary, Cul de sac 4 BR, 2 BA w/ master suite on 1st floor. 1 acre decking, pool area w/ room for a North/ South tennis court. $950,500 Exclusive IN# 21517 Westhampton Beach ranch, 1 acre 3 BR, 3 BA, 2 FPL, 2 car garage, full basement. room for expansion, pool. Great location. $1,390,000 Exclusive IN# 26692 Southampton Village 4 BR Cape With TLC, could be a real winner. Has tremendous potential. $699,000 Exclusive IN# 55002 Hampton Bays private beach community, 1 acre 6 BR, 5 BA in-ground pool w/ gazebo. 2 story entrance, kitchen, FPL, full basement, and private bay beach. $999,000 Exclusive IN# 24098 Prudential Douglas Elliman East Hampton 631.329.9400

East Hampton $1,100,000 to $1,450,000 4 lot subdivision approved by Town of EH. Near NW, lots range from 2.6 to 3.0 acre. Can accommodate 4,000+ sf. homes. Excl. F#64999 East Hampton Land $450,000 each 2 lots close to town, EH school, room for house and pool. Excl. F#65187/65184 Sag Harbor Village Land $500,000 1/3 acre, permits in place for house and pool, plans available for 2,200 sf home. Excl. F#65184

Riverhead Commercial $1,200,000 Prime Main St. exposure, 2 stores on riverfront w/ free parking. Retail and restaurant, 3,600 sf, a/c. F#66323.

s/s Viking, Sub-Zero, Bosch appliances, 2 fplcs, 3 room master 4 marble baths, hardwood floors, 1,000sf. fin. bsmt. . F#56316

Hampton Bays Commercial $260,000 Deli part of community for over 40 years. Great location w/ 10 year lease in place. Excl. F#67425

Westhampton Beach $1,349,000 Minutes to ocean, town, 4 BR, 2.5 B Renovated contemporary Kitchen is s/s, marble, wood cabinets, new wood floors. Marble baths, new mahogany decks front and back. Visit Virtual Tour. F#57732

Hampton Bays $380,000 Very private location, offering hardwood floors, large bathroom, vaulted ceilings, 3 BR, deck overlooking pool. F#67715 Hampton Bays $469,000 New Construction, build to suit, 1 story traditional .33 acre. 3/4 BR, 2/3 B, fplc, full bsmt, 1,800 sf, garage. Close to town, park, beaches. F#67782

Northport $469,000 Excellent 4 BR, 1.5 B, FDR, LR, EIK, fpl, all appliances, wood floors, patio, OHW, full basement, 2 zone heat, attic, approx. 2,700sf. Owner Motivated! Excl. F#2107888

Hampton Bays $475,000 Traditional beachside beauty, 2 years new, 2/10 mile to Tiana Bay beach. Priced right. F#2126970

East Quogue Commercial $2,450,000 Convenient location, main building offers 1 BR apt. and 4 BR house. Warehouse is approx. 5,000 sf. w/ 25 parking spaces. Excl. F# 349666 Haa mpton Bays $519,000 Front porch, 4 BR, 2 B, EIK , laundry room, back yard w/ pool, 2 car garage, new roof, fin. bsmt, Excl. F#67248

East Hampton Village Fringe $899,000 1/2 acre can accommodate large house, pool. Health dept permits in place, site plan calls for house to be toward rear of the lot F#60254

Southampton Rental $7,000/ mo. Great location retail space for rent. In the village walk all, 7 parking spaces, plus street parking and town ,parking lot F#2125502

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Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.653-6700

Hampton Bays $225,000 2.40 acre complex known as Swiss Aire Resort, co-op features air conditioning, hardwood flooring and pool. Excl. F#61617


Prudential Douglas Elliman Westhampton Office 631.288.6244


Westhampton Beach Commercial Sunset Avenue, B-1 Business District. Free standing 2 story 1,680 sf. bldg. Ample off street parking accommodates approx. 10 cars. Space may be divided. F#47669

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Southampton Condo $319,000 Best unit in Club on the Bay, waterfront compound. Deep water boat slips. Your slip, lies front of your deck. Owner has added wainscotting, hardwood floors, gourmet galley. F#43442

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TOWN AND COUNTRY RE East Hampton Office o 631-324-8080 4.2 acres on East Hampton Village fringe. 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, heated gunite pool, tennis court, 2 car garage, fieldstone fireplace. Top of line appliances. Covered porches. Excellent rental history. close to town. Web#27717. Exclusive $2,695,000. 631-324-8080 2.2 acres, 191 ft. bayfront on Three Mile Harbor, 3 bedrooms, first floor ensuite master, living room w/ fpl, formal dining room, library, 2 car garage, Room for expansion up to 6,000 sq. ft., Web#23157. Exclusive. $2,850,000. 631-324-8080

Remsenburg $1,150,000 5 BR, 3.5 B post modern 1.60 acres w/ pool, pool/ guest house, Jacuzzi, updated kitchen, hardwood/ tile floors, fplc. Newly Amagansett Traditional . shy 1/2 finished 1 BR bsmt apt. w/ permits acre, room for pool. 1700 sq. ft. 3 for legal rental. Excl. F#66219 bedrooms, 2 baths, large living room, finished basement, fpl, deck and outWesthampton Beach $699,000 4 door shower Web#21482. Exclusive. BR, 2 B Renovated w/ garage, full $825,000. 631-324-8080 bsmt, park like grounds, room for pool. Close to town, master w/ beauti- Renovated 4 bedroom, 3 bath beach ful tile bath, balcony, CVAV, CAC. house 2 blocks from ocean. Master Excl. F#66885 suite deck w/ ocean views, large decks, big yardAll this on half acre Southampton $599,999 Waterfront Surfside area. Web#49561. Exclusive w/ 6x20 floating dock, catwalk on $1,450,000. 631-324-8080 North Sea Creek, access to open waterways. 4 BR, 1.5 B, new roof. Moti- Manor unit on ground floor, views of vated. Excl. F#63022 tennis court. 2 sleeping areas, 2 bathrooms. Full service building with inCenter Moriches $649,000 83 ft. door/ outdoor pools, on site dining, bulkhead on Orchard Neck Creek in tennis courts, conference room,exerbackyard. Renovated 3 BR, 1.5 B, cise area. Web#42294. Exclusive new kitchen, high ceilings Excl. $230,000. . 631-324-8080 F#66662 Hampton Bays $480,000 Ranch LR, dining room. Kitchen, breakfast area, 3 BR, 2 B, laundry room on 1st floor. Full fin. bsmt boasts spacious family room. Deck, yard w/ room for pool. Excl. F#65962

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Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721

East Hampton $2,300,000 Waterfront land w/ 154 ft. on Three Mile Harbor, 1.4 acres can accommodate 5,000 sf. home. Pool health permits in place. F#344503


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Quogue $2,899,000 1.4 waterfront acres. 100 ft. bulk heading, separate dock, room for 3/4 boats,access to Quogue Canal. 5 BR, 3 B, a/c, fplc, EIK, dining area, large LR, den/ office, F#54829 Westhampton Beach $1,695,000 4/ 5 BR cedar shingle. Custom kitchen

TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Bridgehampton Office o 631-537-3200 2 bedroom, 1bath cottage Bright living room, kitchen has permits in place for second story addition. Deeded water access across the street with private beach. Web#12835. Exclusive. $495,000. o 631-537-3200 Sag Harbor Village Restored Traditional .75 acre Living room, formal dining room, kitchen, den/ bedroom with bath, family room, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, sleeping loft, renovated barn. Web#36222. Exclusive. $3,995,000. 631-537-3200 C reekfront 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, study, on 1/2 acre. Full kitchen open to the living room with convenience of large deck overlooking water. Web#50672. $1,450,000. 631-537-3200

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