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SAGAPONACK 6DWǧ30 6DJJ5Gǧ On a private St. minutes to the ocean and Sag Harbor village, this custom construction sits on 1.5 acres. 4 BRs, 2.5 BAs, stateof-the-art kitchen overlooking DR. Large master with walk-in closets and Jacuzzi in the master BA. The LR has high ceilings with a custom ďŹ replace and beautiful details. The grounds are private with gorgeous plantings, stone terrace and pool. 2-car garage and full bsmnt. Excl. F#47411 | Web#H0147411.


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Kidnap Stephen Hawking The Solution to the Dearth of Intellectuals on East End By Dan Rattiner With the virtual collapse of Stony Brook Southampton College, I think it a good idea to do some soul searching about where this community is headed. Is it just destined to continue to grow as a boldfaced name-dropping, glittering resort for the rich and famous? Is the intellectual side of the Hamptons to continue to decline down into dumbness? Is there no further room for a Hamptons intelligentsia that is ric h with knowledge about the arts and sciences? It certainly did ha ve an intelligentsia ric h in the arts and sciences. Albert Einstein summered in Southold. The Brookhaven National Lab built the atom-smashing cyc lotron, the wonder of its age here. Grumman designed and produced the

at Brookhaven look like a Model T Ford. Bobby Van’s moved across the street and is now a fine restaurant with some pictures of the bygone days on the walls. The radio station, threatened with shut down this year, just barely survived in a lastminute rescue and will continue on. And the college is all loc ked up except for two buildings. Has the whole place just dumbed down and gone to hell? Are we all now just about Paris Hilton and Madonna and Lindsa y Lohan’s father? I say that as our local leaders continue to think about the now mothballed campus in Southampton and how to bring it bac k to life, I think that what has to come first is an effort to repopulate the place with the present da y deep thinkers who toda y gravitate toward Palo Alto, Berkeley, Boston, Cambridge and Princeton. When was the last time you w alked into the Candy Kitchen in Bridgehampton and w atched as two professors wrote contradicting mathematical formulas on paper napkins and then elevated the confrontation into a shouting matc h and

Has the whole place just dumbed down and gone to hell? Are we just about Paris Hilton and Madonna?

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moon lander for the first astronauts here . John Steinbeck lived here. So did Jackson Pollock and Betty Friedan, intellectuals all. On a feet-on-theground level, Long Island University opened a college campus in Southampton. An NPR public radio station followed. In Bridgehampton, the artist and literary bar Bobby Van’s opened. In Montauk, there was the New York Ocean Science Lab. Almost all of this is now gone . Grumman has merged with Northrop and moved to California. The New York Ocean Science Lab closed. Pollock, Friedan, Steinbeck and Einstein ha ve passed away. And the Brookhaven National Lab struggles along, mostly now as an outpost w aiting for a phone call from CERN in Switzerland, where the new atom smasher there makes the old one

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Hamptons regular Lady Gaga will be the subject of a new course offered at the University of South Carolina at Columbia. Mathieu Deflem, a sociology professor , will teach a course titled “Lady Gaga and the Sociology of F ame.” The course description reads, “The central objective is to unravel some of the sociologically relevant dimensions of the fame of Lady Gaga.” * * * Congratulations, Jessica Capshaw! The Hamptons regular—and stepdaughter of Steven Spielberg—gave birth to a baby girl on Oct. 20. Eve Augusta is the second child for Capshaw and husband Christopher Gavigan. * * * Just in time for holida y baking, East Hampton’s Martha Stewart has released an app featuring video tutorials , cooking timers, shopping lists, and a glossary of baking tools . Martha Stewart Makes Cookies can be yours for $8. * * * Hamptons resident and Sports Illustrated model Bridget Hall appeared in court in East Hampton last week to fight a DWI charge from Aug. 29. Hall’s lawyer reportedly w ants charges dropped in exchange for her talking to kids about drinking and driving. * * * Bridgehampton’s Madonna announced last week that she’ s partnering with 24-Hour Fitness for her latest project: Hard Candy gyms. The first location opens in Mexico City this month and 10 more will follow around the world. * * * Southampton resident Rachael Ray is out to break records . Her daytime talk show w as the first to use 3-D tec hnology for its Halloween episode last week, and on N ov. 15, she’ll host what’ s being called the world’ s largest cooking demonstration. She has reached out to the Guinness Book of World Records for potential inclusion. * * * Sandy Gallin, a talent agent who’ s worked with Michael Jackson and Mariah Carey, has lowered the price of his w aterfront Bridgehampton home from $32 million to $20 million. Gallin bought the 14.6-acre property for $6 million in 2001. * * * In other real estate news , the Further Lane home that once belonged to the late James Brady has hit the market for $4.9 million. Among Brady’s many accomplishments are several bestsellers—including Further Lane, published in 1997. * * * Joe Lauro’s Legends of Rock Series screening at Bay Street Theater last Friday was completely sold out and the audience inc luded (continued on page 25)

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Did Rolling Stone Keith Richards Write About my Mother? By Dan Rattiner A big fuss is being made about the autobiography of K eith Richards of the Rolling Stones that has come out this week.It is called Life and it was expected to confirm the popular legend that he spent most of his time consuming vast quantities of drugs , smokes and alcohol to no appreciable permanent effect, such was the unbelievable strength of his constitution. Instead, the book shows him as a pretty ordinary man, with the usual hopes and jealousies and amazements about what he accomplished and what he didn’t accomplish in his life . He was, it turns out, much like anyone else. Except he was a Rolling Stone. Well, I knew that, I thought when I read

about it. Or at least my mother knew that. My mother, as incredible as it sounds , was actually a friend of Keith Richards. And she told me at the time muc h the same thing that Richards tells in his tell-all. First, here’s a little bit about my mother . She was a first generation American, her Jewish mother and father were born in a shtetl in Lithuania and emigrated to N ew York City around 1905. She was the valedictorian of Brooklyn Law School in 1936 at a time when very few women even went to la w school, and then in 1939, along with my father , moved to the leafy suburb of Millburn, N ew Jersey where, after my birth, she became a housewife. My sister and I were raised in that town, I was

the first bar mitzvah boy in the new temple in Millburn, and three years later, my dad had us pull up stakes and move to Montauk where he had bought a drugstore , White’s Montauk Pharmacy. This was in 1956. My mother spent many of her adult years either helping my dad in the store , raising me and my sister or , quite often, perhaps three times a week, playing a round of golf at the Montauk Downs. After dad retired, they spent winters in Pompano Beach, Florida. I mention all this because it seems so unlikely that she would have ever become friends with somebody like Keith Richards. But she did. She (continued on page 16)

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO OBAMA & CO.? By Dan Rattiner Well, the election is over, the Republicans are cheering and the Democrats are wondering what hit them. Here is the answer. Obama has spent the last two years re-arranging the priorities of how this country spends the vast sums of tax money it collects . He was elected on that promise . And, being a Harvard man and no slouc h, he delivered. He will be considered, for that, one of the greatest Presidents of our time. While he w as doing it, however, the money dried up. It is a good thing to vote to take from the ric h and give to the poor when you’ve got the money . It is another , however, when the money ain’t there no more. How would you feel if your spouse gave the weekly money set aside for groceries to the poor when you’re living hand to mouth?You’d file for divorce. And so that is what happened. End of story. Here’s a deeper way of looking at this . I think it is three strikes and you’re out.

The first pitch was a fastball. The entire foundation of the economy had collapsed. A huge percentage of the national treasury had to be diverted to shore it up . Obama, acting on legislation passed during the last week of the Bush Administration, did that. Problem solved. Wall Street saved. Next came what appeared to be a fastball, but was in fact a curve. Action would have to be spent to restore regulation to Wall Street and get Wall Street lending money to Main Street again. To do this, Obama would need the cooperation of the Republicans. However Obama had alienated the Republicans by ramming down their throats the matter of giving to the poor what had once been given to the ric h. The two sides were not even talking to one another. Obama was only able to get tepid laws passed. And they were not enough to get Wall Street lending again. A year into his Presidency came the screwball. That’s when the safety net ran out and the public discovered that the spouse had not only spent the grocery money but it w as not coming bac k

anytime soon. Indeed, Wall Street never bailed out Main Street. They just kept the money, but it wasn’t coming back any time soon. The rich got richer. And 20 million people were heading toward losing their homes . Three strikes and you’re out. So what has Obama done wrong? Absolutely nothing in my opinion. He’s the greatest President in modern times. But he’s been hit by a brick from the side. For 20 years , America has been living w ay beyond its means . It was done by artificial means. The country should have become a lesser power in the world. But it wasn’t. During those 20 years, the government allowed Wall Street to become a bag of tricks, it allowed mortgages to be given to people without jobs , it let health care spin out of control, it deficit spent, it gave money away, it went nuts. Then, as it happened, during the last 30 days of the Bush administration, the bottom fell out, just as Obama began giving the grocery money to the poor. (continued on page 18)

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hard pushing and shoving? Not in this generation. Only with this bedroc k of deep thinkers strolling absentmindedly around the community is this place going to be able to restore the college to the greatness that, for a brief moment, it seemed poised to ac hieve. If we do that, soon thereafter, other intellectuals will follow , and after them the institutions to embrace them. Perhaps we will have a Channel 13 or a symphony orchestra. Perhaps the Roughrider Landing Resort in Montauk could be torn down and the N ew York Ocean Science Lab be rebuilt in its place. Who knows? What I propose is that we make a serious effort to lure brilliant minds to this community. It will not be easy. People are going to ha ve to relocate.

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They are going to need stipends and salaries, not to mention health care insurance , tenure and expense accounts. Is this community full of Medicis who could afford to provide this? Does a duck quack? Is the sky blue? My belief is that if we can lure , say, a Top 10 group of intellectuals to this place , the rest will follow, and to that end I ha ve made a list of all the people who ha ve won N obel Prizes in 2009 and 2010. I am talking about Venkatraman Ramakrishnan of Tamil N adu, India, who won the 2009 Nobel Prize for Chemistry for studies , along with Thomas A. Steitz and Ada E. Yonath, by making great advances in the structure and function of the ribosome. I am talking about Charles K. Kao of China, who, along with Willard S. Boyle and George E.



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Smith, was awarded the 2009 N obel Prize for Physics for the invention of an imaging semiconductor circuit—the CCD sensor. I am talking about Elizabeth H. Blackburn of Australia, who together with Carol W. Greider and Jack W. Szostak won the 2009 N obel Prize for Medicine for the discovery of how c hromosomes are protected by telomeres and the enzyme telomerase. And I am talking about K onstantin Novoselov of Russia, who along with Andre Geim won the 2010 Nobel Prize in Physics for groundbreaking experiments regarding the two dimensional material grapheme. I think we also ha ve to target Ei-ic hi Negishi and Akira Suzuki of J apan whose work along with Richard F. Heck won them the Nobel Prize for Chemistry for palladium-catalyzed cross couplings in organic synthesis in 2010. All these people are from foreign lands. And we all know that people from foreign lands are just aching and yearning to come to America. We can help them. With our historic windmills , bays, beaches, fishing villages and colonial downtowns, together with buckets of the Almighty Dollar, it should seem to be a no-brainer to be able to lure these people to work and play here and then produce groundbreaking papers. But perhaps, something more is needed. A starter intellectual. I am thinking of the most famous intellectual in the world toda y, his star having risen to the top with the passing of Jacque Cousteau and Bobby F isher. And I am referring of course to Stephen Ha wking, the great mathematician who currently makes his residence in England, another foreign place where the people yearn. I do not pretend to believe that with no other intellectual here in the Hamptons of his caliber that he will be easily persuaded to lea ve his beloved Oxford. We will need to kidnap him. Therefore, in addition to the funds that we will need to raise for the intellectual outreac h foundation (IOF I call it) to lure people here , I believe we will also need a group of commandos, who will need to be trained in secret at a separate facility, perhaps adjacent to the 106th U. S. Air Force Rescue Group, which trains and operates out of the Gabreski Airport in Westhampton. The Rescue Group would provide a good cover for any proposed training facility. He will not be hard to catc h. We all know what he looks like. And we all know where he is. After we get him, we will set him up out here somewhere in a secure setting—what does he care as long as there is c halk and a blac kboard—and then tell the others . Stephen Hawking has moved to the Hamptons . After that, the starter group will come pouring in and, after that, all good things will follow. My suggestion for the secure place for Stephen Hawking would be the soon to be abandoned Animal Disease Center on Plum Island. Did you know it is being abandoned? It’ s been there for almost 60 years with more than 30 white-coated scientists sla ving and studying various animal diseases with a goal to cure those afflicted. Another intellectual outpost, going, going, and soon to be gone . I consider Stephen Hawking to be a high priority.

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A Problem Jaguars in Belize and the Water Pollution in Water Mill By Dan Rattiner Fifty years ago , when my parents moved the family out here , all the ponds , harbors, lakes, inlets and rivers in the Hamptons were pristine and pure. When it rained, the runoff from the fresh rainwater was good for the farmland, the fields, pastures and lawns and ultimately all the living things that reside in the w aters that embrace this place. Last week, 50 years later , the town of East Hampton announced the results of a study done to have that be the situation again. The project would cost at least $6 million, which is money the town does not ha ve right now. At least now we know what it’s going to cost. The plan, I believe, involves creating deep wells where roads end adjacent to bodies of water. The rain comes sliding down these roads and rushes into the pond or lake or river . And it is not what it used to be . It is full of crap . And something has to be done about it. If they build these deep wells, the water will go down into the wells, then leach through the earth and get rid of its crap and become pure underground, before

making its way into the water. In a w ay these wells will only be creating cleaner water while creating dirtier land. The crap, which is on the land when it rains, will now stay on the land instead of , as in the recent past—be washed out into the sea so those poor creatures in the sea can get the full effect of our mess. Of course, none of this would be happening if all the changes in the last 50 years had not taken place. The population out here has doubled in that time. The summer visitor population has tripled. And with this increase has come all the waste and effluvia of modern society—from candy wrappers to crankcase oil to helium party balloons to Coke cans to farm c hemicals to landscaping chemicals. Of course everyone will sa y you can’t turn back the clock. Oh yes, say I that is true in terms of the numbers of people residing and coming out here . But it is not true of the beha vior that these people exhibit. We’ve known we’re fouling our nest for about 30 years now . But we’ve essentially done nothing of any consequence about it.Those in the

western world are mostly interested in the short term. As long as there are workarounds—c hlorine now to get potable drinking water for example—we really don’t pa y much attention to all this. Who should pa y for this latest $6 million workaround? I think a further study should be made. It won’t cost muc h. I think the town should take samples of the runoff that is coming down the roads and into the w ater. They should analyze these samples and, after finding the average percentages of eac h culprit, assign that part of the cost to those who create those things . The largest culprits , I believe, will be the auto industry, the landscaping industry, and to a lesser degree the farming industry and the golf course industry. I think landscaping is particularly blatant. Truth is that our Hamptons ha ve become exceedingly beautiful in recent years. Who hasn’t marveled at the fabulous trees , bushes, flowers and lawns that appear every summer , bringing to those who would pay for them, and those invit(continued on next page)

EVERYBODY’S ANGRY AT EVERYBODY By David Lion Rattiner It seems that there’ s a lot to be unhappy about these da ys. It certainly doesn’t matter that the stoc k market has stabilized or that we’re living in a safe area that’ s considered one of the most beautiful places on planet earth. We’re mad. Very mad. This story is not exaggerated in any w ay. I was on a luxury bus coming bac k from N ew York City when it w as announced that Sag Harbor was going to be the next stop . This made a woman on the bus, for lack of a better phrase, go crazy. When the announcement came that Sag Harbor w as the next stop , the woman yelled at him, “It doesn’t sa y on the

schedule it’s the next stop!” “But it is Ma’am.” “It doesn’t say it on the @#$@23$ing sc hedule you @$$@#!” Nobody said anything, we just let this lady get loud and angry , and that seems to be what’s okay to do these da ys. The bus attendant, probably all of 25 years old, was amazed by her rudeness , as was everybody else , but she didn’t seem to think there w as anything wrong with it. There is a culture of anger, and apparently, we out here in the Hamptons have loads to be angry about. Our anger is all in the name of the greater good...right? To start things off , the loudest mouths and

the angriest people are being taken seriously about a leaf program in East Hampton shutting down. One woman at the town meeting on the issue got so red in the face it looked like she was about to explode. How dare they take our leaf rights a way to deal with the town budget crisis that is not only affecting the entire town, but the entire country? HOW DARE THEY! The saga of the leaf pickup will lead to people actually having to rake and remove their own leaves, or even worse, pay the neighborhood kid down the street to do it. Then of course we need to be extremely angry at every single politician who is cur(continued on next page)

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rently elected because our home prices ha ve not doubled in value recently . Whoever is in MUST GO OUT , I’m mad! I’m as angry as they get. I can’t live like this anymore . Being born into one of the greatest societies on earth only made me more angry. And where do I start with the 7-Eleven that just opened up in Montauk? I’m actually afraid to write about it now as some people in Montauk have become so militantly angry about the 7-Eleven I’m surprised that no one has taken up arms yet. HOW DARE THEY put a 24 hour convenience store in a village that so obviously needs it? HOW DARE THEY! I’m so angry , I must make myself heard wherever I go. And don’t even get me started on illegal immigrants. Obviously, we cannot reac h out


to them in any w ay. There is no w ay that I’m going to offer up a jac ket for the cold winter weather coming, this is America, I’m angry and it makes me feel good and I’m bonding with other angry people! Isn’t this suc h fun? And we’re mad that it’ s cold outside. HOW DARE they make it this cold outside! It’ s THEIR fault. Even the Homework Club in East Hampton is under attack, and to be honest, this writer genuinely can’t believe that the East Hampton Town Board is shutting down a program that gets kids to do their homework after school, but a calm disagreement just isn’t exciting anymore . Instead, let’s get so angry about it, let’s send an 11-year old boy into the justice building to plead the case . We must also become angry in

Southampton. After all, there has been fighting among some of the kids who go to sc hool there, and in the history of the sc hool, fighting has never happened between kids. This is a first. At a meeting about the issue two weeks ago, the school principal became so stressed out that he actually collapsed and passed out, the paramedics had to be called and he had to be taken to the hospital. This was right after several of the parents in the room were yelling at him and a picture of an angry parent ran on the pages of the local newspaper. ANGER! ANGER! ANGER! Let’s keep it angry , folks. It seems to be doing us all a whole lot of good, from our little villages on the East End, to the halls of Congress in Washington.

dent of Belize w as attacked and killed by a jaguar, which is, as of this writing, still at large. I was in Belize about four years ago. The country is proud of its jaguars. There is even a national park where you go to visit them,and, of course, stay in the busses. Actually you no longer stay in the busses. Truth is that after 100 years of observing these magnificent creatures , there simply are no more. They went extinct. I visited the Belize Jaguar Reserve. We went in on foot. No jaguars. Lots of other things, but no jaguars. This jaguar? After 20 years of ha ving no more

jaguars, the government decided to buy a jaguar from somewhere else and keep him confined as an exhibit so people could see what the place must have looked like before the jaguars went extinct. Well, the jaguar, excitable after being captured, broke free from his cage during the night and disappeared into the jungle . The next day, he emerged and killed somebody , possibly feasted on him, then returned into the jungle. He remains at large. When the authorities find him, of course, they will shoot him.

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ed to see them, color and spectacle that is beyond measure, with such material imported from Japan, India, the South Pacific, Central America, Europe, Africa and everywhere else . The Hamptons is a spectacle of goodness everywhere. Who would want it any other way? Well perhaps the fish is who , the other sea life , and the creatures who live underground. So get these percentages , divide it up, and by taxation bring to bear the cost of the c leanup to those who cause it. That’s my view. In a related matter , I read toda y that a resi-

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Afghan Businesswoman at North Fork Chips

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By Carol Galanty chips, imported from In a country in the midst of Pakistan. Stoda saw a wartime, it’s hard to imagine tremendous business opporthat young entrepreneurs tunity. She spent time at are concerned about ice North Fork Chips with Carol cream shops and potato and Martin Soder , who prochips. It’s harder to imagine vided guidance on production that they could end up in the methods, quality control and Hamptons to learn trade employee training. Stoda was secrets. But that’s just what impressed by the Soder’s effihappened, at The Candy cient operation and welcomed Kitchen in Bridgehampton, their advice on pac kaging, Mecox Bay Dairy in marketing and distribution. Sagaponack and N orth F ork After seeing how c hips were Chips in Cutc hogue where made, she visited the farm Stoda with Carol and Martin Soder; Khalid at The Candy Kitchen with Mauricio two young Afghanis learned where the potatoes are harbers of his community eac h morning and then how to improve their businesses. vested and got tips from Martin on growing spends six hours turning this organic , raw Sora Stoda, 21, and Ahmad Khalid, 26, came milk into homemade ice cream, and bringing them to market. Her manufacusing carto the Hamptons thanks to the F ast Runner damom, coconut oil and sugar as well as snow, turing company will initially employ 100 peoDevelopment Program of BP eace, a non-profit commercial ice and salt. His ice cream comes ple and will use only locally grown potatoes . organization that assists entrepreneurs in con- in two flavors, regular (our equivalent of vanilAll small business owners face c hallenges in flict-affected areas to establish and expand these uncertain economic times , but for those la) and “brown” (similar to chocolate). their businesses, thus creating employment living in Afghanistan, these challenges can be Khalid was amazed at the variety of fla vors and improving the lives of hundreds of people . at the Candy Kitc hen as well as the speed of insurmountable. Violence coupled with a lac k Founder Toni Maloney firmly believes that production thanks to modern mac hinery. His of telecommunications infrastructure , ade“more jobs means less violence.” six-hour process is accomplished in10 minutes. quate power and modern machinery put entreKhalid, who owns an ice cream shop in He also spent time with Art and Stacy Ludlow preneurs at a distinct disadvantage when comAfghanistan, spent a day with Gus Laggis and at Mecox, learning how to make c heese as a peting with their global counterparts . Both his son-in-law Mauricio at The Candy Kitchen way to diversify his business in the off-season. Stodaand Khalid are excited to return to this week, learning how to improve the effiAfghanistan equipped with new skills and Sora Stoda is working to establish a potato ciency of his operation bac k home. Currently chip manufacturing company in Kabul. Ever business expertise to help them realize their Khalid makes just enough ice cream to sell in dreams of building and expanding their busisince she w as a c hild, Stoda has loved potato one day. He purchases milk directly from mem- chips. In Afghanistan, there’s only one brand of nesses.



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met him in the drugstore. The Stones became famous around 1965 with their hit song “Satisfaction.” In 1975, at the height of their fame, they rented Andy Warhol’s beachfront house out by the lighthouse for the month of May so Keith and Mick and the others could practice for their upcoming world tour. As it happened, Keith came into the store for something or other—cigarettes or drugs or prescription grade amphetamines , or whatever—this was a drug store , and she befriended him, not because he was Keith Richards but because she found him to be a genuinely nice person. At the time he was about 30. She would have been 65. Apparently things were quiet in the store. They struck up a conversation. I have no idea what they talked about but it might ha ve taken the

tone of a mother -son sort of thing . I can vouch she had lots of motherly instincts. It was only at the end of that conversation that he introduced himself. Almost their entire friendship , with one exception, consisted of Keith Richards stopping by my parents’ store to either buy something or just to talk to my mom. My mom told me about this. She seemed tic kled that it w as going on, considering who he was and all, and that he was so nice. By 1975, I was living in Bridgehampton on Lumber Lane. My wife and I had two little kids. I was quite established in running the newspaper but had no interest meeting Keith Richards. For one thing, this was at a time when celebrities were pretty muc h left to enjoy their priva-

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cy. For another, I was quite shy in those days. One day, my mother took one of her usual days off to pla y a round of golf . Almost always, she’d arrange it ahead of time and go with two or three of her female friends , all older women who liked to sw at around the course , none of them being particularly good. This day, the starter at the course , the man who lets the foursomes off the tee in their proper order, asked that since there were just the three of them, if a fourth, a young man, might join them to fill out the foursome . They said sure. “It was Keith,” my mother told me that night. “We looked at eac h other and grinned. I of course never let on. I just said I knew him and his name was Keith and we were happy to have him play with us.” “Was he any good?” I asked. “Better than we were ,” she said. “The four of us spent five and a half hours together and we had a jolly time. And nobody ever knew who he was, except him and me. “It just gives me a kic k to tell this to you.” About two weeks into the month, Mick Jagger announced that the bar they passed by as they came through town tow ard Warhol’s place ought to be taken over by the entourage for a night. Keith didn’t think one way or the other about it, but some of the others in the entourage tried to warn Mick off this plan. The place he had in mind was called the Memory Motel, and the bar in it was a fishermen’s bar with all the fishermen and their wives and families out with the men intent on getting up at 4 a.m. to go out in the fishing boats. They would not look too kindly on what surely would be another Stones’ late party keeping them awake into the night. Anyway, Mick insisted, and three carloads of people, all in bell-bottoms , pony tails, beards and headbands and probably drunk as skunks even before they arrived, came into the bar. The bartender took one look at them all, called the owners—two women—who came in and simply threw them out. Two weeks later, they were off on tour . And that was the end of that episode . Except that after it w as over the Stones went bac k to Warhol’s and wrote a song called “The Memory Motel” which appears on their album Black and Blue. From that day to this, although the group has never returned, the Memory Motel has been a sort of shrine to the Rolling Stones . The pilgrims come. And in recent years, the album covers and guitars on the w alls and photos of the group have grown in number . Today, the place looks a bit like a Hard Roc k Café, but just for Mick and Keith and that gang. Keith Richards has said in interviews about his new book (Little Brown and Co . paid him a reported $7 million advance to write it), that he remembers it all. Well, actually, he surely does remember much of it, but he had some help from a longtime friend, an editor named James Fox, who happily went out and researched all of the adventures that K eith has been on and brought to him scraps of newspaper stories and cocktail napkins and pictures and letters to jog his memory. I wonder if my mom is in his book.

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America had been living a life of privilege , however. Now that was gone. The people became angry. Who did this to them? Everybody did this to them. Throw the bums out. We in the Tea Party will come in and restore the lie we liked for all those years. Here is an item in the news that describes this perfectly. It appeared in the N ew York Post. In N ew York City, a bus driver named J ose Martinez was spat upon by one of his passengers. This was in 1994. He brushed it off and continued driving. In 2005, eleven years later, a drunk passenger spat on him and he said he’ d need time off with pay for counseling. “I’d rather be punc hed in the face five times ,” he said to a Union psyc hiatrist at the time . “I couldn’t be near people after that happened

again. I couldn’t trust them.” The city gave him four months to recover with pay. Then in 2008, another passenger, apparently ill, coughed spittle on him. This time he took a year to recover, with pay. We are going to ha ve to go bac k to those good old days when, if somebody spit at you, you spit back. Or maybe not. As you ma y know, from about 1980 to 1995, Japan arose to become the second largest economy in the world. Everyone became wealthy. They had universal medical coverage. They would soon surpass America. When an earthquake hit in 1999, they refused medicines from the rest of the world. They had their own, thank you very much,

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and they didn’t need these inferior products . But then, beginning about 2000, Japan went into a financial decline. The reason? The same we have here. Loose money. Entitlements. High wages. Great expectations. And, like here, they could not accept it. They still can’t accept it. They can walk down the street in Tokyo and see people today living in homes the size of bathrooms and they still can’t accept it. They keep throwing out who they elect at 18-month intervals on average. They vote out the sitting Prime Minister in favor of some new shiny candidate who promises to be able to do what the old one failed to do , which was restore the old prosperity . Then, 18 months later, they throw him out, too. Here in America, I predict we’ll make the same mistake, until we decide to lower our sights . My guess is that will take 10 years. And it will probably take a Republican President to do it. And there is a model for this . It is what Margaret Thatcher managed to do for England, formerly known as the British Empire. As for the future? Who knows? That really depends upon the whole world. It is a World Economy after all. And the best bet is for China to lead it. There are one and a half billion of them, now trying hard to westernize and actually succeeding. We are to be just a small star in the firmament compared to that. Looked at another way, the Communists won. In the short term, here are things I think Obama could do. One. Print $1 trillion in extra money and give all of it to those with mortgages that are in trouble in America, but don’t let anybody without the proper credentials get one in the future . Two. Announce on 9/11/11 that 10 years ha ve passed since that major assault on America and we are lea ving Afghanistan. The deal is that if attacked again we bombard another 10 years . Don’t bombard us and we will live and let live . (Those two printer cartridge package bombs destined for two synagogues in Chicago earned them another 60 days.) Three. Pass a law that says as long as a doctor tries his best, he cannot be sued for mistakes. For mistakes, maximum payout is $10,000. For mistakes due to negligence , the maximum payout is $250,000. For willful mistakes, the penalty is death. Four: In the new 1,776 foot F reedom Skyscraper on Wall Street earmark the top three floors for eac h of the three major religions in America, in order by membership , so the top floor is a c hurch, the second to the top floor is a Mosque and the third to top floor is a Synagogue. A fourth floor could be a kind of food court of minor religions . N egotiate with the 95 Park people so they do not build their Islamic Center nearby to the tower because there’s already an Islamic Center in the tower. Five: Pass a new Amendment to the Constitution, which reads “Nobody gets out of this life alive, so when death happens, let that person go by wishing them well and consoling those left behind.” Six: Pass another Amendment to the Constitution, which reads “N ext time we get rich, arrange for it to be shared with the poor sooner.” Who knows—maybe we’ll re-elect him.

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When Wilkinson Met with Angry Montaukers Department.” He knows. And then the conversation He’s had a project plan turned to a major stic king point. sitting there for 18 “Correct site plans did not happen months. “Instead of for two establishments ,” added spending time, effort Lisa Grenci, speaker for and money going Concerned Citizens of Montauk. through so many c han“Namely, The Surf Lodge and the nels, there should be one new 7-Eleven.” Her statement instead.” was met with applause. Wilkinson agreed. East Hampton Town Attorney “We’re totally dissatisJohn Jilnicki tried to defend the fied with how long the town. “7-Eleven did not require a boards and departments site plan because it was a current take to make decisions retail use. There’s nothing in the regarding planning,” he Town Code that forbids the said. change to a franc hise operation.” N ora Franzetti spoke The groans from the audience Police Chief Eddie Ecker to another issue: code fairwere audible. But then Wilkinson ness. “I’m following the rules, but so and so does- raised the million dollar question “If 7-Eleven n’t have to…” had a local owner, would it be treated the same N o argument from the Board there . way?” “Government has to do a far better job than it The audience response w as unified—N o, it has been doing,” Wilkinson said. Board member should not. “But maybe if the 7-Eleven owners and Planning Department liaison Theresa were local, they wouldn’t have mowed down the Quigley added, “We were told we could ha ve a wetland grasses,” commented one resident. pre-planning process to look at an application The back and forth went on and then Ed and a sketch of a survey. Members of the Board Braun asked: “Is there a three to four year plan would be able to give ‘non-binding’ input. When in place to address these issues?” we approached the actual Planning Board it got Wilkinson said, “N o, [but] the Board has the ugly, politically.” responsibility to put such a plan in place.” N orma Georgetti, Montauk resident, said, “If “We have somewhat of a plan—a zoning code,” there is a la w or certain rules everyone should added Quigley. follow, then you can’t be doing favors for people.” (continued on page 26) Nanci E. LaGarenne

By Nanci E. LaGarenne When it gets down to the nitty gritty issues of protecting the wetlands and following building codes, a meeting with local government can be as persistent as phragmites . And the recent Montauk Business summit at the Montauk F ire House did not disappoint. The room w as filled with Montauk locals , mostly small business owners . And the Town Board was there to listen. Listen to what has griped the Mom & P ops—like the red tape bureaucracy that holds up the little guys’ miniscule project and grants carte blanc he to the big guys. The major topics that came up were the seeming inequity in how the Planning Department handles applications, the controversial new 7-Eleven, fishing, and environmental protection verses economic growth. East Hampton Town Supervisor Bill Wilkinson facilitated the meeting last Thursday that started at 4 p .m. and lasted three hours . “There’s no doubt that in a hamlet like Montauk, there’s going to be disparity and controversy ,” Wilkinson said. “We’re here to listen to what you all have to say.” Skip Reichert, a Montauk resident for 61 years, spoke first. “We need business. We count on the people from back West. But every time we want to do something in our town, it takes years to get permits. The town has not been friendly to small business.” Jim Zaborski of Dune Management Co . spoke of the “arduous task to get through the Planning

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by T.J. Clemente

The numbers are in for the overall Hamptons third quarter (3Q) real estate market and they are very mixed regionally—meaning that some villages and neighborhoods had some positive signs, others lagged behind and some were very disappointing. The volatility in the numbers seems to point not toward market trends, but to specific buyers needs and desires . Sag Harbor Village saw its activity rise 233%, with 11 homes sold this year versus only three in last years 3Q, yet Amagansett total sales were down 45.45%, with only 6 sales as compared to 11 in 2009 3Q. The median price for all homes in the Hamptons declined 14.31%, according to Town an&d Country Real Estate’ s data compared to last year’s 3Q. But Corcoran’s numbers showed a 7% dec line in the same Quarter , but that’s because the agencies go by different c losing quarter dates, and Corcoran inc ludes a larger sales area, up island. Using Town & Country’s numbers, the market experienced negative traction on median sales price numbers , from an attention getting 56.47% drop in East Hampton Village. On the other hand, on 15 sales in the

Noyac-North Sea area, the median price was up 21.91%—an increase of $164,167 per sale. My conclusion is that the over $2M buyer was not closing on deals in 3Q. Hampton-wide, sales between $2M and $3.49 were down 25%, sales between $3.5M and $4.99M were down 57.14%, and sales above $5M were down 44.44% compared to 2009 3Q figures . The best news, using Town & County’ s figures, is that 202 homes under $2M sold—an increase of 9.2% over 3Q 2009. That shows an increase in volume of sales in the area that represents recovery of the middle and upper middle c lass. The 40 homes over $1.9M dragged the overall statistics down. In a waltz around our local real estate agency brain trusts, we came up with these insights. At Town & County , CEO and F ounder Judi Desiderio called the quarter “an emerging market with some peaks and valleys.” The Corcoran Report released by Senior Manager of Public Relations Karli Kittini, concludes that there is a “redefined high end market” with perhaps some “radical changes.” However, Corcoran is encouraged by the sales activity not defined as “high end.” It may be noted that the median price on the N orth F ork rose by 15% according to Corcoran, perhaps due to the limited high end price exposure on that Fork. Brown Harris Stevens’ 3 rd Quarter Report came to these conc lusion: “East End Residential Real Estate Market Dominated by Sales Under a Million Dollars; Third Quarter Hamptons Prices Down 13% from a Year Ago with Average Price of $1,500,817.” Also in the report, Cia Comnas Brown Harris

Stevens executive managing director of the Hamptons and N orth Fork, says, “We are cautiously optimistic as we continue to see increased activity, confidence is slowly returning to the marketplace , and many who ha ve been waiting on the sidelines are beginning to see improvement in these difficult economic times. Buyers are moving forward because they see long-term stability in the residential market on the East End of Long Island. ” Holly Hodder of Sotheby’ s Homes is optimistic moving forw ard becuase Sotheby’ s had some closings, “well over $10 million in the third quarter, a marked improvement over last year.” Perhaps some help on purc hases over $2M may be coming in the form of good news from the mortgage sector . The inability to get financing has not helped the larger sales . But there seem to be some c hanges on that front. Manhattan Mortgage founder and CEO Melissa Cohn said, “Jumbo mortgages are back. There are now a number of lenders that will finance up to 80% to a $2 million loan. This access to new jumbo money will give our buyers the ability to finance at competitive rates for our key lending market.The reduced down payment to 20% is key, as many lenders in the past year have demanded down payments of 30% or more. Jumbo 30-year-fixed rates are below 5% for the first time in decades. Try a 3-year ARM at 2.875%! All no points.” In summary, I’d say the 3Q 2010 w as a market building quarter that continues its slow march off the bottom of a very difficult period. Now, with new confidence in a proven market, buyers are coming bac k to the best real estate location in the United States.

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Who’s Here By David Lion Rattiner You may have seen Doug Liman’s films, such as The Bourne Identity, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Jumper and Swingers, just to name a few. But what you ma y not know is that Liman has strong East End roots. “Until I was 18, we used to go out to Westhampton and East Hampton. My aunt still goes out there to summer in Sagaponack and I visit her a lot. I do ha ve an allegiance to Martha’s Vineyard however. My brother has a place in N orth Sea and my favorite thing to do is to go and visit him and go w ater skiing in P econic Bay with his family. They do that in early May all the w ay through mid-October with no wetsuits. I really also enjoy the food out there . Going to farmstands and getting fresh produce on the East End is a big thing for me, like everybody else.” Doug Liman was born into a New York City Jewish family, the son of one of the most powerful lawyers in the country , Arthur Liman. His father, who had a big impact on his life and has been the subject of many interviews with Doug Liman, always knew that his son w as into film, but had pushed him to get into the business side of filmmaking , not directing and producing. “I grew up in New York City and I still live there , but I spent some years in L.A. When I was 8, I got into filmmaking. It was one of the few hobbies that I knew about that could be a profession. I always knew that it w as for me . I started making films in grammar school. In high school I was the film guy and got a reputation for it. My Dad w as supportive of me doing film, but you’ve got to understand how terrifying it w as for him when I w as sitting at home trying to write screenpla ys and he wanted me to be a studio executive . It gave him the impression that all of the money that he spent on me to go to school was going to waste. But there w as nothing that he could say that could talk me out of it. That was saying a lot, because he was one of the most famous la wyers in N ew York and he couldn’t get me to budge . But when I finally made Swingers and it w as a success , that allayed all of his fears.” Liman’s passion began, he said, with the

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Liman’s success in the movie business is not only remarkable, but uncontested. Even with all of the connections that his father had as a high-powered lawyer, he couldn’t just w alk into the job of directing and writing a successful movie, he had to earn it. And he did just that with the movie Swingers. The success of that sleeper hit solidified his place in the film industry as a very , very talented young director. From there, he went on to direct Go which became a commercial success and then had the opportunity to do The Bourne Identity , which launched Liman into a level of success reserved only for the most talented movie makers on the planet. His success in film is not only rare, but requires an artistic talent combined with an intelligence that is unquestionable. However, Doug Liman will never admit to that. When I asked him if he had any regrets about how things played out in his life , again, it was an immediate answer, “I wish I could have figured out how to get married and ha ve some kids. I’m still single. I’m literally in a different city every day. In the last week I’ve been to Seoul, San Francisco, N ew York, Chicago, Washington D.C. and I’m flying to Abu Dabi tomorrow morning.” In terms of things coming up for the Manhattan native , Doug Liman has not and will not stop working. His new show on the USA N etwork has gone into its second season of filming and then of course, he’s going to China. “We’re working on season two of Covert Affairs. I love spy stories and ha ving spent so many years doing research for our latest film, Fair Game and having met so many CIA officers, I still have a treasure trove of stories that I want to tell. What I find most compelling about being a spy is that you have to lie to your friends and lie to your spouse and the toll that must take on you. If your best friend lies to you for 20 years, and then your friend finds that out, are they actually still your best friend? That’s a good question. “We also finished The Butcher, The Chef and The Swordsman which I am an executive producer on in China, and I’m working on a science fiction project for myself that I will be directing.”

“I always wanted to make action movies from when I was a kid. The original Superman had a big impact on me.” film Superman. But on top of that, his experience at the movie theater in Westhampton in the early ‘70s, when he was about six, also came to his mind. “I always wanted to make action movies from when I w as a kid. The original Superman had a big impact on me . I will never forget that premiere at the theater in Times Square. The other film that had a big impression on me actually took place at the movie theater in Westhampton. It was called Poseidon Adventure. I was way too young to see that film, I remember crying after lea ving that movie. I was about six years old. My brother was 11 and he w as partly responsible for getting me to see that movie .”

Dan’s Papers November 5, 2010 P age 22


By Dan Rattiner Week of November 5-12, 2010 Riders this week: 8,755 Rider miles this week: 91,314 DOWN IN THE TUBE Larry Penny, the chief of the East Hampton Town Environmental Office, was seen traveling between Water Mill and Southampton shining a small flashlight at the walls outside the window, for what? Endangered striped tiger salamanders? He was not saying. NO ELECTIONEERING The “N o Electioneering” posters were put up all over all the platforms last Wednesday, the day after the elections to remind candidates not to make speec hes and hand out literature down there. Apparently, our new general manager, Edward Harrison III, got confused about which day was the election and so he ordered that the 100 posters to be printed reading N O ELECTION EERIN G ON THIS PLATFORM BETWEEN NOVEMBER 3 AND 10, which, as our Commissioner, Mr. Aspinall, pointed out when they arrived is the week beginning on the day after the elections were

over and continuing on until eight days afterwards. After some discussion in our corporate headquarters on P onquogue Avenue in Hampton Bays amongst the various managers there, it was decided to put them out anyway, since A.) they were extremely beautiful all red white and blue with lovely flags , bunting, elephants and mules drawn on them and B.) we didn’t w ant campaigning down there even after the election maybe since that would interfere with people getting to work and so forth and C.) the signs could serve as a precursor for next N ovember when the elections roll around again that no campaigning is allowed down there at that time and D .) we’re in a recession and we had hired all these freelance people to put the signs up. We do hope you enjoy them. CORRECTION In last week’ s newsletter, we announced that the winner of the Halloween Costume First Prize at our company Halloween P arty last Sunday afternoon w as Eileen Featherbottom, who was dressed as an obese , ugly ogre. Featherbottom wants it to be known that she was at the party but w as not in cos-

tume and the prize w as apparently given to her in error and she threw it in the trash. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE I think straphangers should know that Hampton Subway simply does not tolerate incompetent behavior. Edward Harrison III, our new General Manager , who also happens to be my best friend’s cousin, was fired immediately after I learned that he had ordered and then distributed 100 expensive posters around the system ordering that no electioneering be allowed on the platforms the week AFTER the election. We set a very low bar for behavior on the Subway System, but there are limits to how low we can go . However, we did provide him with a golden parac hute, so at least that was something. We have also cancelled a printing order for more posters that Harrison had ordered reminding straphangers to remember that to return to Standard Time they should turn their clocks backward on Sunday, November 7 at 3 p.m. As I am sure you know, the day to do that is Monda y, N ovember 8 at 3 p .m. not Sunday, and it is forw ard, not backward, in any case, how in blazes is anybody supposed to know when 3 p .m. is down in the subw ay? There are no windows down there! Fortunately, our order to cancel the printing came just as the plates were being put on the presses at the print shop in Ba y Shore. It saved the Subw ay System nearly $22,456 from the subway system budget for those 100 signs. This is money we will not ha ve to pass along to you by collecting increased fares anytime soon.

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FD HFZ Bridgehampton LLC to 455 Ocean Road LLC, 455 Ocean Road, 5,500,000 FD HFZ Bridgehampton LLC to 461 Ocean Road LLC, 461 Ocean Road, 5,500,000

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SHELTER ISLAND David Burstein to David R Berk, 67 South Menantic Road, 2,000,000

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Alexander & Howard Fine to Igor Kroutoi, 271 Gin Lane, 12,850,000

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EAST HAMPTON Anthony & Suzanne Gabriele to Jonathan Lopatin, 12 Watersedge, 1,400,000 R Scott Aldrich to Gary Mark Kravetz, 17 Three Mile Harbor Drive, 1,275,000

Mark & Nina Magowan to Sara Tirschwell, 84 Anns Lane, 2,800,000 Mary & Michael Fahy to Mark M Besca, 50 Old Town Road, 1,350,000

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Nan Dillon to Charles A Myers, 59 Osborne Lane, 1,150,000

Quadrant Management Inc to 38 Cobb Isle LLC, 38 Cobb Isle Rd., 8,000,000

Susan Allen to Zanthero Property Holdings Inc, 41 Meadow Way, 1,950,000

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TWENTY SOMETHING by David Lion Rattiner

Halloween I’m about eight mini-Twix bars into the evening and watching Bret Favre get his c lock cleaned by New England Patriots lineman Gary Guyton. It was an ugly hit, one of the ugliest I’ve seen in a long time. Favre looked like an old man as he took off his helmet and w as surrounded by medics. It was Halloween in East Hampton. I could barely move , not just because of the fact that I was now 10 mini-Twix bars into the evening, but because the night before at B . Smith’s in Sag Harbor , one of the wildest Halloween parties I ha ve ever been to , took place. The B. Smith party included grown men dressed up as Batman, women dressed up as Hooters girls, Ghostbusters and of course the typical angel and devil outfits . The party, put together by Linda Batiancela, is a Sag Harbor tradition, and I was the only one who went as himself. Barbara Smith herself had come out to her restaurant to enjoy the end of October . What I thought that night was that things were going to be alright in the world, people are still going out to enjoy themselves and smile .


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When you are 12 mini-Twix into an entire bag as you w ait for kids to tric k or treat at your house, you should seriously consider stop eating them because there may not be enough. But one more couldn’t hurt right? Poor Bret Favre, this just isn’t his year. Gulp. Man, that’s number 13, I really should stop. Bret Favre needs to get his act together , I thought, as I used my foot as a hammer on the living room coffee table so that the remote would get closer and I wouldn’t ha ve to get up off the couch to change the channel. After all, it was a commercial, and who’s going to sit through a commercial when you can c hannel surf? But seriously Bret Favre needs to get his act together, he looks lazy and kind of grumpish. I mean, so what, you got cleanly hit in the face by a 300-pound N FL lineman while completely exposed after a pass. Don’t be such a whiner. It’s just your jaw. Don’t be a lazy slug. I really should take out the trash.Eh, I’ll do it tomorrow. Where are those dang tric k or treaters? They don’t know what they are missing here with these mini-Twixes. Gulp. I wonder if anybody has died from eating too many mini-Twix candies? Gulp. I wonder if the guy who invented Twix is still alive and if he is really ric h? Maybe he has a house in the Hamptons? I bet he does . Gulp. Man, the neighborhood kids are going to be angry when I tell them that I’m out of candy.




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Doug Zider Looking at Doug Zider’ s paintings brings back fond memories of his distinct style and subjects. Known as a maritime artist, his images convey recurring , arresting formal aspects: delineation between the sky and land; a sense of texture; and often background/foreground objects. This week’s cover, “Mary’s Island,” suggests a calm ambience , however, although there is still a foreground figure (lily pads) and delineation between the w ater and trees. Q: What do you ha ve in mind when you create these images? A: To establish a relationship between the eye and nature. Q: It helps that you are a plein air painter in this regard. A: Yes. I studied this spring with J oseph McGurl, an outstanding plein air artist. It was such a pleasure, using no photography, a privilege. Q: How did the cover come about? A: This place at St. Mary’s Island is special; I (continued on page 26)


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Who Do the Voo Doo that You Do So Well? Shelter Island is one of the few places left where kids can safely tric k or treat and not worry about getting razor blades in their apples. However, it IS Shelter Island, and other unusual things can appear in a kid’ s treat bag. “How’d you do , son?” Jean asked her 10year-old, Tommy. “Great Mom. I got a ton of candy , some money, and some other good stuff.” “I don’t see any fruit in the bag, didn’t anyone give you anything healthy?” “Yea, I had some apples and stuff and some crappy granola bars.” “Some healthy snacks? That’s good, where are they?” “I threw all that healthy junk in the woods for the deer. Let them eat it.” “That’s my boy....” chimed in Tommy’s dad, Big Tom. “Hey Dad, Mr. Billings gave me some new fishing line, still in the pac kage, he said

you’d give me a buc k for it and I got a floating key fob from the liquor store and some ferry tickets.” “Who gives ferry tickets for trick or treat?” asked Mom. “People who run out of candy and don’t want their deer fences around their gardens pushed down, that’s who,” answered Tommy. “Give me the ferry tic kets, Tommy,” said his Mom. “N ot so fast Mom, what’ll you give me for six tickets?” asked Tommy “Nothing. You can’t drive, hand them over.” “I’ll give you a buck,” said Big Tom. “Don’t encourage him!” exclaimed Mom. “The bidding starts at $5.00, ” said Tommy, feeling like a real Islander negotiating his first deal. “I bid six!” said Big Tom. “Tom, stop it!” said Mom. “I’ll give you $7, Tommy. That’s a lot of money.” “I’ll give you 10,” said Big Tom. “Sold to Dad for 10 big ones!” shouted the triumphant Tommy. “You can give him the money, but I get the tickets,” said Mom to Big Tom. She said it in a soft voice and Tommy sensed some other negotiation was about to begin. Tommy watched as Mom looked at Big Tom and she raised one eyebrow . Big Tom raised both eyebrows just a little. Then Mom looked down and up again, very slowly, at Big Tom. Now both of Big Tom’s eyebrows shot up high on his face and he had a slight smile . Mom pointed with her c hin at the ferry tic kets in Big Tom’s hand and he quietly handed them

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over. Tommy wondered if it might be true that women were witc hes and could cast spells to control men’ s minds. Mom took the tickets and left the room. “Dad! What did you do? You just paid 10 bucks for those tickets and you gave them to her and you didn’t even barter for lasagna or anything? Can she do Voodoo? Did she put a whammy on you, Dad?” “Son,” said Big Tom, as he sat next to his boy, “I’m gonna tell you something that won’t make sense right now, but it will in the very near future. Always remember, if a woman, or girl, doesn’t want you, there’s nothing you can do to get her, but if she decides she does want you, there’s no power on earth to sa ve you.” “Is that like the ‘friends with benefits’ thing that the older kids talk about?” “N o, son, that’s just for the single men. Once you chase them ‘till they catch you, and you get married, it’s called ‘slavery with benefits.’” “I still say she put a Voodoo on you, a double whammy, that’s why you just handed over the ferry tickets.” “Ferry tickets are only the beginning son. Paycheck, keys, control of your life, it all goes over to them once they put the whammy on you.” “N ot me Dad, girls are gross , especially Kathy next door. I hate her.” “I understand Tommy. You enjoy your candy. I’ll go check on Mommy in the shower. I don’t want her to slip and fall.” “Okay, Dad, but I still say you got took.”



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M Vinyl to Digital I thought it would be entertaining to be like a kid on Christmas morning and actually open and install a device I recently purc hased. This new device is basically a Walkman with a USB connection—ironic considering that Sony announced that they would no longer produce the Walkman. For those of you who live in the area, there is a new Staples in the Bridgehampton Commons. In a section of the store with ION devices, I spotted a vinyl record converter for your iPod, this cassette converter, and another device to convert old VHS tapes to digital. I have used the vinyl converter , which works well, for a while. I recently heard that the generational divide is between people who still wear watches and have landlines and the rest of modern people who use handheld devices or smartphones to tell the time and their smartphone as their only phone . Therefore if I mention 45s you might wonder what that means . In the good old days you could spend $1 on a vinyl record with a large hole in the middle and have two songs . The hit w as on one side and the also-ran on the flip side. I have imported those 45s into my iP od by transferring the

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Hamptons rock legend himself Billy “The Stroke” Squier. * * * East Hampton’s Russell Simmons joined Susan Sarandon and Petra Nemcova at the Somaly Mam F oundation gala to fight c hild trafficking last week. The event w as held at New York City’s Capitale. * * * Hamptons resident Ralph Lauren was recently awarded the K ey to the City of N ew York for his contributions as a designer , businessman, and philanthropist. The honor, given by Mayor Bloomberg, celebrated Lauren’s newest store opening on Madison Avenue. * * * Bridgehampton N ational Bank President and C.E.O. Kevin O’Connor announced that for the first time BN B’ s parent company , Bridgecorp Inc., ended a quarter with total assets breaking the billion-dollar mark. The bank recently opened its 18 branc h and is about to update one of its East Hampton branches. * * * Paul Monte, General Manager & CEO of Gurney’s Inn Resort & Spa in Montauk, has recently been appointed by the Governor of New York State, David A. Paterson to join the New York State Tourism Advisory Council.

printed out the online form for my paper trail. I found the serial number on the device located on the bar code . When they asked for particulars like name and address, they asked me to categorize myself offering c hoices like professional, part-time and now my fa vorite and new description, MultiMedia Enthusiast—a perfect category. I started with Bob Dylan’s Greatest Hits II . The whirling cassette w as a familiar sound like the scratc hes on a 45 record. It recorded smoothly and then I added the details; the artist, the album and the song . The cassette recording was converted and I searc hed in iTunes under recently added songs and there it was. How’s that for connecting the generational divide? Someday Captain Microchip will write a book based on those musical memories: Me Tunes.

At the Gazebo – 2 to 4pm In case of inclement weather, the location will be the Montauk Chamber of Commerce Singing and Caroling starting at 2pm Food (canned goods please) and Toy Drive Drop Off (unwrapped toys for ages 12 & under) “Make a Holiday Ornament” for kids 2pm to 4pm Hot Chocolate and Cider served in a Montauk mug Montauk Lighting of the Gazebo and all Downtown Trees at 5pm “Best Decorated Montauk Store Front” - Judges Review begins – three free advertising prizes donated by the Montauk Pioneer 1st Place-Half Page Ad 2nd Place- Quarter Page Ad 3rd Place-1/8 Page Ad


At the Montauk Yacht Club – 1 to 3pm Singing and Caroling starting at 2pm “Make a Holiday Ornament” for kids 1pm to 3pm Hot Chocolate and Cider served in a Montauk mug “Best Decorated Montauk Store Front” – Winners Announced at 5pm – prizes donated by the Montauk Pioneer Food (canned goods please) and Toy Drive Drop Off on the Green (unwrapped toys for ages 12 & under) Also o n S aturday: Montauk Community Church Christmas Fair 9am to 3pm Montauk Library Book Sale 10am to 3pm



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In unison, several audience members chuckled and said: “When it is enforced…” Montauk resident and motel owner Ken Walles described Montauk as “A working class community—a backyard bedroom community for East Hampton. The character of the town has to be maintained. We don’t need more growth. It all chips away at the local businesses of this tight community.” “You may be hearing that the community is zenophobic,” said Katie Casey, “but that is not true. We need to focus on the effect new development has on the community . That has alw ays been the issue.” So how can the Town Board help the business community of Montauk? “Take a more proactive approach in terms of helping business improve ,” suggested Paul Monte, Chamber of Commerce President. “When we need to bring our problems


to the town, we should be able to work together.” Chamber Director Laraine Creegan agreed. “We have over 50 hotels and restaurants in Montauk. We are here to promote tourism,and to roll up our sleeves and work with the Town Board.” But there is obviously ambiguity . Ed Quarto wondered aloud, “Does Montauk become another East Hampton? The fact that Montauk has become the ‘in’ place, makes me quiver and quake.” You can’t be in Montauk without the subject of fishing coming up, specifically, how to keep the industry here. “The fishing regulations are killing everyone,” said Captain J ulie EvansBrumm. “We need the local businesses to support the industry. We need a w aiver based on economics to put all the fishermen bac k to work.”

This led to the issue of business vs . environment. “The environmental movement in East Hampton has ruled the da y to prevent overdevelopment,” said Bruce Weber, “but we ha ve to give more thought to the economic makeup of the community.” Quigley agreed. “The protection of the environment these past 30 years has been good, but also a detriment to business .” A man calling himself Captain N orm, responded, “Supporting the environment over business—how does this benefit the community? Well, how do we maintain our pristine environment? We have to protect the harbors.” In the end, imbalance seemed to be the problem. Fix that and everyone will be happy . Make the rules and codes apply to all, small and large. And be careful—the phragmite you cut down today will come back and haunt you tomorrow.

enced me. And, of course, I live by the coast (Amityville). I used to visit Montauk a lot which had an impact. My father was a designer for Grumman. My mother w as an art teacher. Lots of art supplies were around. Q: How has working as a graphic artist for NBC influenced your fine art? A: I have to work fast, meet deadlines, do the best I can and move on. It’s the best training. Q: Who are your favorite artists? A: Howard Pyle, Andrew Wyeth—icons with distinct styles.

Q: Speaking of styles , what’s your opinion about the art of illustration? A: I don’t dra w a line between illustration and fine art. Q: Good pun. What does your future look like? A: I want to be able to paint 10 hours a da y, doing what I love. —Marion Wolberg Weiss Doug Zider’s work can be seen at Westport River Gallery in Westport, Conn. His website is

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used to ice skate on it. A few weeks ago , I dropped my son off to take the SA TS, and I had an hour to kill so I decided to paint the setting. I had to paint fast. Q: Because your son would finish the test? A: N o, because when doing plein air , you have to paint fast—the colors will come and go. Q: You usually paint from your boat, right? A: Yes. I’d give up my car before my boat. Q: Where do you get your inspiration? A: Going to Maine in the summer has influ-

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drop off completed forms to sc hool, Oaklawn Avenue. Proceeds benefit athletic association, students’ health and wellness opportunities and the North F ork Parish Outreach Food Pantry in Greenport. Bring nonperishable food donation. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7 ARTISTS RECEPTION - Exhibit of photographs by Steve Berger, 1:30-3:30 p.m. at Mattituck-Laurel Library, Mattituck. Entitled “In and Around the North Fork: a continuing romance between a photographer and the North Fork of the Isle of Long.” On view through November. 631-298-4134. TOBY ALTMAN AN D TRIO PERFORM AT THE LIBRARY - 3 p .m. at Mattituck-Laurel Library, Mattituck. Jazz concert entitled “Autumn Serenade: When October Goes.” Reception follows. Free. 631-298-4134. FOODS OF NATIVE AMERICA AT THE INDIAN MUSEUM - 2-4 p.m. at Southold Indian Museum. Celebrate Native Americans’ seasons of thanksgiving by exploring their a vailable food, where it was found and how it was made. Try some treats and make bread. For all ages. Suggested donation $5., 631-765-5577. BREAKFAST BUFFET - 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p .m. at Knights

of Columbus, Cutchogue. Adults $8; children $4. All welcome. 631-734-7338. ONGOING EVENTS SOUP KITCHEN - Community supper , free soup kitchen for those in need, 5:30-6:30 p.m. on Wednesdays at St. Agnes Roman Catholic Church parish hall, located on Sixth Street in Greenport. For more info., call 631-765-2981. REIKI CIRCLES - Reiki Circ les Monday N ights at the Grace Episcopal Church on the last Monday of every month. Meetings are held at the P econic Bay Medical Center. For more info., contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072. SKATEBOARDIN G - Great skate park in Greenport. Ramps and a half pipe. For hours and other info., 477-2385. IN DIAN MUSEUM - In Southold, open 1:30 p .m.- 4:30 p.m. on Sundays. For more info., call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY - Weather permitting, Custer staff will be on site to assist visitors in observing the night sky and in using their telescopes . Open from sunset until midnight in Southold. For more info., call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION - Buddhist meditations, 7 p.m. on Monday evenings at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. For more info., call 631-949-1377.


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November weather is here! Put those shorts and T’s away, get your jackets and let’s shop for fall! Hildreth’s Home Goods says, “thank you” with N ovember Customer Appreciation Month. Stop in to both locations , Main St., Southampton and Montauk Hwy., East Hampton during November to enter to win fabulous prizes – scented bath soaps , luxurious spa robes , a king size down comforter , gift certificates for furniture , cookware from AllClad, Baby Bouncee, kids toys, patio furniture. The Elegant Setting , 31 Main Street, Southampton has restoc ked their shelves for the holidays. The shop is packed with the most beautiful tableware, stemware, silverware, personalized gifts, accessories, linens, you name it, they have it for luxurious holida y table settings . Do not pass this shop by love, love it! Don’t miss the Complimentary N ight of Beauty at LaCarezza Spa, 43-45 Windmill Lane, Southampton, sponsored by Hamptons Plastic Surgery (HPS), Wednesday, November 10, 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. – live demonstrations of beauty enhance-

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By Stacy Dermont I’m excited about three upcoming events for women; in fact I’m going to attend two of them. I’d go to all three, but two are on November 10. It was a tough choice indeed. The first event is all about women and SHOPPING. On Friday, November 5 from 6 to 9 p.m. i plan to stoc k up for holida y gift giving at The Second Annual Ladies Night Out at Hampton Bays Middle School. I love it when busy parents like me put events together – they inc lude “just the good stuff.” Aimee Fitzpatrick Martin has once again organized this event to benefit the Hampton Bays Middle School PTO. It’s only $1 to get in. Local businesswomen, artists and crafters will have tables set up in the Middle Sc hool Cafetorium on Ponquogue Ave. Fear not, there’s no cafetorium food. Just yummy chocolate, jam, dip and other samples from local vendors like Harbor Small Batc h, Boathouse Road Sauces and Princess Chocolate! It’s a relaxing evening for women, featuring chair massages, tarot card readings , a psychic and face time with professionals including a hypnotherapist, a beekeeper and a cosmetologist. With over 45 vendors, there’s more than I can list but of special note: BRING YOUR OLD GOLD JEWELRY. You can sell it right there at the event. You

can easily fill up a vintagey tote bag from Handmade in Sag Harbor with quality c lothes and jewelry, but get there early if you want to buy bees w ax candles from Blossom Meadows. The second event, sponsored by Hamptons Plastic Surgery (HPS), is a Complimentary N ight of Beauty on Wednesday, N ovember 10 in Southampton at La Carezza (my favorite spa) on Windmill Lane. I never have time to get to the spa during the da y so this is perfect. This evening will include live patient demos of beauty Artisans at Ladies Night Out 2009 enhancement with injectables, gift demonstration of Sculptra injections at the Nov . 10 certificates, gift bags and several beauty stations set event. Sculptra is long-lasting filler that enhances up to spiff you up. the cheekbones and softens heavy lines and creases. HPS in Quogue has been working with You must RSVP by November 7 at 631-653-6112. LaCarezza Spa for over 15 years. The Ciruzzos, ownThe third event, which I would attend if it were ers of LaCarezza, and Dr. and Mrs. Palumbo have humanly possible, is the Greater Westhampton been friends for 20 years , so the professional relaNetworking Association’s Card Exchange and tionship has been a natural extension of that friend- Networking at Katherine & Company Salon & ship. The Palumbos say that “what we do – fillers , Day Spa on Main Street in Westhampton Beach. Botox, and of course, plastic surgery – is just anothThis event will inc lude complimentary wine and er route that a woman can take to look her best. ” light appetizers and then…half price drinks at Patio When Dr. Tracy Pfeifer recently agreed to join the Restaurant, 54 Main Street. Plus, a 3-course prix HPS practice, and eventually take over its leaderfixe dinner for only $22.95 from 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. To ship, the Palumbos thought this event would be a sign on for this package call 631-574-7122. great way to introduce her specific talents and When it comes to womanpower you can never expertise to the community. Pfeifer, who now resides make too many contacts. Here’s a plug for a mighty in Sag Harbor , was named one of N ew York East End non-profit: Have you joined the East End Magazine’s Cutting Edge Beauty Docs. Women’s N etwork (EEWN ) this year? EEWN is This event is sc heduled to be the first of many . made up of a diverse group of women who help each HPS plans to focus on a different topic eac h time. other succeed. They meet monthly at great restauPfeifer is an expert in facial fillers, as well as breast rants, alternating between the N orth and South and facial surgery, and she will be performing a live Forks. Check them out at

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For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg: 31 Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 40 Day By Day pg: 41 Contact organizations, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration. AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; SGH-Sag Harbor; SHSouthampton; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach BENEFITS BENEFIT TENNIS DEMO -– Sun., Nov. 14, 1–3 p.m., Ross School Tennis Center, 18 Goodfriend Dr ., EH. Benefits Senior Project of Ross Student Spencer Kuzon. The Better Life Tennis Program will be open to grades 1–4. Up to 12 students can participate. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4 LEGO MAN IA – 3:30 p .m., ages 4 & up , Lego play. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BH. Reg. req’d. 631- 5370015, Through Nov. 18. FARM ANIMAL CARE - 3:15 p.m. for ages 5-9, Ross Lower School, 739 Butter Ln., BH. Learn farm animal care. Nancy Mulinelli,, 631-907-5880, Thursdays through Nov 18. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5 MOMMY AN D ME – 10 a.m. - 11:30 a.m., Springs Youth Center, Ed Hults Lane, Springs. Drop in program for East Hampton parents and caregivers of children newborn through preschool. 631-324-4947. PIZZA AN D PAJAMA N IGHT AT CMEE – 6 p .m. , reg. req’d., Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Tpk., BH. Free to Members; $9 for, 631-537-8250. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6 PEN GUIN EN COUN TER - 11 a.m. Atlantis Marine World, 431 East Main St., RVD interactive opportunity. General Admission plus cost of event. Children under 12

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10 must be accompanied by a pa ying 5 HOUR PORTFOLIO PREP adult. Children under 5 not perCLASS - Wednesdays 4:00 PM-9:00 PM mitted,, through N ovember 24, 2010, The 631-208-9200, $50, also tomorrow. Hamptons Studio of F ine Art, 40 West CLAY CEN TERPIECE FOR Main Street, Riverhead. Contact James FAMILY CELEBRATION S – 1 Daga Albinson, info@thehamptonsstup.m., reg. req’d., Hampton Library,, 631-603-5514, thehamptonsstu2478 Main St., BH. For children ages 8 and up . THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 631-537EXTREME REC DAY – 10-3, for 3rd 0015, through 8th graders, SYS, 1370A majors HOOPS FOR HOPE – Sat., Path, SH. Admission $20 631-702-2425, Nov. 6, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. Three Basketball Tournament, Fiesta’s Ballet Foklorico, Saturday IN DIE TEEN CON CERT SERIES – raffles, shooting contests, Ross 7 p.m. Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, 18 Peconic Ave. RVD. $5 School Gym, 18 Goodfriends Dr., EH. Benefiting the chiladvance, $6 at the door, dren of Zimbabwe. $5 to attend, $30 for competing teams. MIXED BITS – 7 p.m. through N ov. 13, Ross School’s 631-655-1655, One –Act Pla y Event, Court Theater, 18 Goodfriend Dr., EH. $15/students $10 at the door only. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7 FIESTA!! FREE FAMILY FUN – 1- 5:30 p .m., Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. 631-324-0806, p.m. Gallery Tour & Talk; 1 p.m. Tenochtitlan- Ballet Foklorico; 2:30 p.m. -Mr. No Shame live band; 3 p.m. – Hands-on Kids Art Workshops, Free food and drinks in the lobby; 4 p.m. free children’s film:Valentino and the Can-Can Club MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8 THE MIRACLE WORKER- 10 a.m. through N ov.20, DR. NANCY Fri./Sat. at 7 p.m., Bay Street Theater, Long Wharf, SGH. COSENZA 631-725-9500, $15/students $10, DENTISTRY THEATRE ARTS: AN INTRODUCTION - 3:15 p.m.FOR CHILDREN 4:15 p.m., Mondays through Dec . 13, Ross Lower Sc hool, TEENS & HANDICAPPED 739 Butter Lane, BH, Nancy Mulinelli, 631-907-5880 631-287-TOTS TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9 DR. LEONARD SAX – 6:30 p.m. lecture by expert on Hampton Pediatric Dental Associates specializes in early childhood development. Ross School Senior Lecture general dental care for young people. We believe Hall, 18 Goodfriend Dr., EH. Free, 631-907-5555. that good dental habits started at a young age will SAT VERBAL EXAM PREP -7 p.m. Tuesdays through last a lifetime. Our office is designed to make chilN ov. 30, Lodge at Squiretown P ark, 62 Red Creek Road, Hampton Bays. Contact Chris Bean, cbean@southamptondren (& their parents) feel comfortable in a situation, 631-728-8585. Reg. req’d. that many adults choose to avoid! Our hours will

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How many ways do I love thee? I’m talking about salmon, a fish I love to work with as it is suc h a versatile fish and lends itself to so many preparations . Francoise Dionot, the founder/educator of L’Acadamie de Cuisine, a professional cooking sc hool in Bethesda, Md. is a colleague and fellow member of the IACP (International Association of Culinary Professionals). When I came upon F rancois’ grilled salmon recipe with chive/ tarragon sour cream sauce I remembered the last of the fresh tarragon from my herb garden. Practical as I am I decided to prepare the salmon just before I left on a recent trip and couldn’t wait to share it with you. Grilling would be the preferable technique for cooking the salmon, so indoors or out – cook the fish on a stove-top ridged grill or an indoor/outdoor gas grill. To go with the salmon I c hose a c lassic potato galette, really a skillet crisped potato cake cooked to buttery perfection. And if you’re up to a particularly sweet ending lemon curd parfait will make an excellent accompaniment to this delectable autumn dinner. GRILLED SALMON WITH SOUR CREAM HERB PASTE For hardy grillers, indoors or out! Serves 4 to 5 1 1/2 to 2 pounds center cut skin-on salmon fillet 1 large shallot, finely chopped 2 tablespoons thinly sliced chives 2 tablespoon coarsely chopped fresh tarragon leaves 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 2 tablespoons sour cream Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper 1. Cut the fillet into 4 to 5 portions at about 2-inc h


3-4 tablespoons snipped chives 6 tablespoons clarified butter 1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt Freshly ground pepper Finely chopped parsley for garnish

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1. Peel potatoes and grate coarsely or grate in food processor with shredding blade in place. Transfer to a mixing bowl and cover with cold w ater.

intervals or have fishmonger do this for you. Arrange the fillets on a baking sheet.

2. Drain in a colander . Transfer to a c lean kitchen towel and pat dry. Lift up ends of towel and twist to squeeze out excess moisture . Potatoes should be absolutely dry. Transfer to a bowl and toss with snipped chives.

2. In a bowl combine the remaining ingredients to form a thick paste. Taste to adjust seasoning if necessary. Divide equally and spoon the paste over eac h fillet. Can be prepared head to this point and refrigerated. Bring to room temperature when ready to grill. 3. Preheat a charcoal, gas or electric grill. Place the salmon skin-side down on the grill and cover the grill. If indoor tent the salmon with heavy foil. Cook for 6 to 8 minutes until the center of the salmon is barely pink and serve. Garnish with chive spears, if desired. POTATO CHIVE GALETTE The clarified butter will allow the potatoes to cook and crisp slowly without burning. To clarify, melt butter in a small saucepan, then discard milk solids. Serves 6-8 3 pounds boiling potatoes

3. Heat 4 tablespoons clarified butter in a large nonstick skillet tilting pan to completely coat bottom and sides. When butter is foamy , put in half the grated potatoes, seasoning and chives. Cover with remaining potatoes and, with a flat wooden spatula, form a smooth dome with no straggly loose strands around the edges. Potatoes should sizzle as they go into the pan. Season with salt and freshly ground pepper and drizzle with remaining butter . Cover with aluminum foil and cook over moderate heat for 15-20 minutes or until the bottom is browned and crisped. While cooking, shake pan gently over heat so the galette does not stick. 4. When edges are detached from sides of the skillet put a large plate , face down over the skillet. Holding plate and skillet firmly , reverse pan and turn out galette. Return pan to heat and carefully slide galette (continued on next page)

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Restaurant Review: The Living Room


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into it to cook other side . Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Cook for 10-15 minutes longer.

yard was featured with their winemaker, Gilles Martin, on hand. “Sparkling” refers to the “methode champenoise,” which means all of the wines had a little bubble – the littler the better. While you might think a dinner with all sparkling wines would be just too TOO, I can tell you that it was just enough. The wines were diverse, interesting, and neither overpowered nor shrank from the lovely offerings . Martin explained that all of Sparkling Pointe’s wines use only c lassic Champagne varieties of chardonnay, pinot noir, and pinot meunier. “When you hear that sound, your world changes,” he said as the first cork popped. Martin paired a 2006 Brut with Carpenter’ s Swedish Smorgasbord that inc ludee House cured gravlax, pickled apples, Country paté, Swedish mustard, and a ric h, delicious Lobster pana cotta with cucumber gelée, served in a delicate glass cup. A 2007 Topaz Imperial (a rose – named for the color of the gem) w as perfect with pan seared diver sea scallop, Atlantic salmon, and an inventive, delicious carrot ginger flan. Martin’s 2004 Blanc de Blancs , made only with chardonnay grapes, had just enough brightness for the rich, extraordinary Crispy Berkshire pork belly with kaffir and braised savoy cabbage. The audience fa vorite was a 10-year -old Brut Seduction, an award winning wine that beat Tattinger and took best of class in a California wine expo. Again, a marriage made in hea ven between it and Carpenter’s beautiful pan roasted Long Island duck breast, sweet potato puree and caramelized Susan Galardi

By Susan M. Galardi The marriage of food and wine is one that has not only stood the test of time , but possibly stands as the icon of great combinations . When both are of a high quality and well paired, it’s a gastronomic experience to beat the band. Wine becomes simply another taste element that’ s part of a great, wellplanned meal. Here on the East End, with many great c hefs offering fresh, innovative local cuisine , and countless vineyards on the N orth and South F orks producing truly home grown wine , there is great opportunity for exquisite dinners where food is masterfully paired with wine . The Living Room, that elegant, haute cuisine restaurant in c/o The Maidstone Hotel in East Hampton, has been offering special wine pairing dinners for two seasons. At each monthly event, a wine maker works with Executive Chef J ames Carpenter to create a meal that is a marriage made in hea ven between food and wine. I’ve been to two of these. The vibe is intimate, festive and educational. Yes, educational. I learned that sparkling wines go through a double fermentation process, the second of whic h involves a bit of added sugar. We were lucky enough to sit with the wine maker who talked about this great past growing season of hot temperatures and rain. The restaurant is set up “family style,” where you ma y be seated with strangers – at least until the second course when you’re all the best of friends . Before each course, the winemaker stand up to talk about his selection, and Carpenter was always on hand to provide information on his creations. At the last wine dinner , Sparkling Pointe vine-

Brussels sprout leaves. The dinner came full circle at dessert, when the 2006 Brut returned, paired with Halsey Farm apple galette with Elderberry flower frozen yogurt. The price for the wine dinner, which went from about 6 p.m. to 8:30, was $85 per person, excluding tax & gratuity. But that’s for a top drawer, 5-course meal with wine at each course, plus entertainment – that being the winemaker. The next dinner is sc heduled for December 10. Because the wines will be very high end, that evening is $165 per person. If you w ant to experience the masterful pairings before that, The Living Room is offering a special four-course Thanksgiving dinner at $85.00. Wine pairings with each course is an additional $45. (You can view at all of the menus on line at The Living Room is also participating in Long Island Restaurant week, N ovember 7-14, with a Prix Fixe 3 course menu $24.95 Menu a vailable 5:30-close, Saturday until 7 p.m. The Living Room at c/o The Maidstone Hotel. 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 324-5006

Portly Grape Restaurant Review In the Oct. 29 issue, we wrote that the crème brulee could’ve had less caramelized sugar . The reviewer was reminded that the c hef torched an extra layer of sugar only for the benefit of a young diner, who watched. The crème brulee usually has only a skim of hardened sugar. Try it for yourself.

5. Transfer to a w arm serving platter. Sprinkle top with chopped parsley and slice into wedges for serving.

For the lemon curd 6 tablespoons unsalted butter Grated rind of 1 lemon Pinch salt 4 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 2/3 cup sugar 4 eggs 2 egg yolks To finish Crushed Graham cracker crumbs Fresh berries 1. Melt butter in a small saucepan. Add rind, salt, lemon juice and sugar. Stir to mix. 2. In a mixing bowl, whisk the yolks and whites together until combined. Gradually pour into the lemon mixture whisking vigorously over very low heat. Then, with a wooden spoon, stir the mixture constantly until thick and the curd coats the spoon, about 6-7 minutes. 3. Prepare lemon curd up to a week ahead and refrigerate in a suitable container . When ready to serve spoon into serving glass , sprinkle over graham cracker crumbs and top with fresh berries of your choice.

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SIDE DISH by Aji Jones

Long Island Restaurant Week is back again!!! To the likes of foodies and bargain diners alike , the fifth annual event kic ks off Sunda y, N ovember 7 through Sunday, November 14. During this eight-day promotion, participating restaurants in both N assau and Suffolk counties will offer a three-course prix fixe dinner for $24.95 all night, except Saturday when it will be offered only until 7 p.m.

South Fork restaurants that are participating include: Copa Wine and Tapas in Bridgehampton; 1770 Restaurant & Inn, Café Max, Della Femina, Fresno, The GRILL on P antigo, The Living Room at c/o The Maidstone Hotel, Michaels Maidstone Bar & Restaurant, N ick & Toni’s, Rugosa, and Serafina in East Hampton; Trumpets on the Bay in Eastport; Stone Creek Inn in East Quogue; 1 N orth Steakhouse, Brewsters Seafood Market, Edgewater Restaurant, Oakland’s Restaurant & Marina, and Rumba in Hampton Bays; Gulf Coast Kitchen by Robbin Haas at Montauk Yacht Club and Gurney’s Inn in Montauk; LT Burger in Sag Harbor; The Coast Grill, The Plaza Café, red/bar brasserie, and Tuscan House in Southampton; Muse Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge in Water Mill; Casa Basso in Westhampton; and The Patio at 54 Main, Starr Boggs Restaurant, and Sushi 1 Restaurant in Westhampton Beach. The roster of North Fork participants include: Red


Rooster Bistro in Cutchogue; Scrimshaw and Vine/First Street Restaurant in Greenport; Jamesport Manor Inn and Luce & Hawkins in Jamesport; aMano in Mattituck; Legends Restaurant in N ew Suffolk; Dark Horse Restaurant, Stonewalls at the Woods, and Tweed’s Restaurant in Riverhead; Bayview Inn & Restaurant in South Jamesport; North Fork Table & Inn in Southold; and Amarelle, Blackwells, and La Plage in Wading River. Each restaurant will offer its own unique menu throughout the week. Nick & Toni’s will change the menu nightly with items such as roasted local butternut squash zuppa, organic field green salad, penne alla vecchia bettola, grilled Atlantic salmon, wood oven roasted plum shortcake , or Halsey Farm apple crisp. If you’re willing to go for a drive , Rein at The Garden City Hotel in Garden City is a must with items including truffled mac and c heese, mustard crusted salmon, and Swiss flourless chocolate cake. In Stony Brook, diners will find carrot and ginger soup , butternut squash ra violi, roasted rack of pork, and pear melba at four -star Mirabelle Restaurant at Three Village Inn. Other upisland participants inc lude: Sugar in Carle Place; Palm Court Restaurant & Wine Cellar in East Meadow; Library Café in Farmingdale; Bob’s Restaurant in Floral Park; Lola in Great N ec k; The Stone Turtle in Island P ark; Besito and Thyme Restaurant & Café Bar in Roslyn; and City Cellar Wine Bar & Grill in Westbury. In Suffolk County , there is: Vittorio’s Restaurant & Wine Bar in Amityville; Ludlow Bistro in Deer P ark; Besito, Honu Kitchen & Cocktails, and Jonathan’s Ristorante in Huntington; Four in Melville; View in Oakdale; Tate’s Restaurant inN esconset; Wave Restaurant & Lounge in P ort Jefferson; and Casa Rustica in Smithtown. For more details and a full list of participants , visit or call (631) 3290050 x108. Jamesport Manor Inn in Jamesport is offering a fall harvest three-course dinner prix fixe . The menu includes: Stilton blue cheese pear halves with endive , balsamic syrup and candied pecans; butternut squash risotto with sage butter and P armesan; goat cheese roasted chicken with maple acorn squash puree; porcini mushroom ravioli with melten leeks , haricot verts and Parmesan truffle broth; pot de crème with “sweet and salty” almonds. The menu is $35 per person and is available Sunday through Thursday. Call 722-0500 for reservations. 75 Main in Southampton offers a three-course Pasta N ight for $12 per person, on Monday nights. The special inc ludes a c hoice of soup or salad, pasta entrées such as fettuccine with c hicken and a light cream sauce or angel hair with white c lam sauce, and a warm brownie with caramel sauce and ice cream for dessert. For more information, call 283-7575. Fresno in East Hampton offers a two-course $28 prix fixe dinner and a three-course $30 dinner all night Sunday to Thursday (except Monda y and Tuesday), until 6:32 p.m. on Friday and Saturday and always at the bar. Call 324-8700 for further details.

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LA VOLPE RISTORAN TE/AN TON ’S BRICK OVEN PIZZERIA - Authentic Italian cuisine . Traditional recipes with a contemporary twist. $18 Lunch Prix F ixe 12-3 p .m., $12.99 Twilight Menu 4-6 p.m., Vintage Hour everyda y at the bar 4-6 p .m. with complimentary bar bites . 611 Montauk Hwy , Center Moriches. Reservations 631-874-3819, Anton’s Take-out, 631-878-2528. LE SOIR REST AURAN T - Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts. 825 W. Montauk Hwy, Bayport, 631-4729090. LUCE & HA WKIN S AT JEDEDIAH HA WKIN S INN - Helmed by acclaimed Chef Keith Luce, guests can expect an ever evolving menu that places its emphasis upon local and sustainably grown ingredients .Serving Dinner Thursday through Monda y,Lunch Friday, Saturday and Monda y&Sunday Brunch. 400 South Jamesport Avenue, Jamesport, 631-722-2900 MUSE RESTAURAN T & AQUATIC LOUN GE New American Fare with Regional Flare . $24.95 threecourse prix fixe offered ALL N IGHT, every night. Live music on Thursdays. Private cooking classes & wine dinners with Chef Guiffrida a vailable. Open Thurs.-Sun., 5:30 p.m. Citarella Plaza, 760 Montauk Hwy , Water Mill, 631-726-2606. OLD MILL INN – Showcases local, seasonal ingredients, including fresh lobsters and oysters, priced for the times. Open for lunch and dinner, Wed.-Sun. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck, 631-298-8080. PHAO THAI KITCHEN - Classic Thai barbecued

beef, chicken satay, shrimp & vegetable summer rolls and wok-charred squid appetizers . 29 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-0101. PIERRE’S - Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekda ys. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere . Open seven days. Brunch Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. RACE LAN E – An American restaurant with some continental asides. The modern building w as designed by N orman J affe and the arc hitect’s style is bac k. Guests can sit by the fire on couches with cocktails, such as the “Race Lane Shandy” ($9, Pilsner, St. Germain, club soda) or the “Torquay” ($14, gin, muddled cucumber and lemon served in a Prosecco float). Open year round at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton, 631-324-5022. RUMBA - A unique combination of island – inspired food, handcrafted rum specialties , waterfront dining and people happy to be of service. Rumba brings you the feeling of an island geta way. Let us cater your next event. 43 Canoe Place Rd, Hampton Bays, NY 11946 , 631-594-3544 SAKURA - Sushi & Hibachi Steak House, Experience Hibachi in Riverhead,serving lunch & dinner, dine in or pick up, private parties and catering a vailable. Open 7 days for your dining pleasure , come experience! 1097 Old Country Road, Riverhead (in Staples Plaza) 631727-8688 SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR - A modern American bistro. Open 7 days lunch & dinner. Specials include – braised short ribs , grilled porterhouse pork chop and fall-themed soups . Introducing our 3-course Prix Fixe menu for $26.26 a vailable daily, Fri/Sat until 7p.m. only. $19.95 1-1/4 Lobster corn & potato Wednesdays. Check out the new $5 bar menu. Happy Hour Specials Mon – F ri 5-7 p.m. 26W Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays 631-723-2626. TUTTO IL GIORN O - Open for dinner Wed.-Sun., lunch Saturday and Sunday. $30 three-course prix fixe and 20% off wine Wednesday, Thursday and Sunda y. 6 Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7009. TWEEDS - Located in historic Riverhead Tweeds Restaurant & Buffalo Bar in the J .J. Sullivan Hotel serves the finest of local food specialties and wines representing the best Long Island vineyards . Open 7 days for lunch and Dinner. 17E Main Street 631-208-3151.

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75 MAIN REST AURAN T AN D LOUN GE - Open daily for lunc h 10:30 – 4:30 and dinner 4:30 – 10:30. Daily specials. Happy Hour. Dine indoors or out. 3 Course Prix Fixe $25.95 Sun. – Thurs. 75 Main Street Southampton 631-283-7575. ANNONA - Upscale Italian Restaurant with innovative dishes created by Executive Chef Anthony Decker. Open 7 da ys 4:30 - 11. Ladies N ight Thursday. Daily Happy Hour 4:30 - 7. 112 Old Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach 631-288-7766. BACKYARD RESTAURAN T AT SOLE EAST - A local favorite for those in the know. Located on the beautifully landscaped grounds of Sole East Resort. Casual, Mediterranean-influenced menu incorporating the freshest local produce and daily catches. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Poolside dining. Brazilian Bossa N ova brunches on Sunda ys and live entertainment. 90 Second House Rd., Montauk. 631-668-2105. BOBBY VAN’S - Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 da ys a year for lunc h, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open F ri. & Sat. ‘til 11 p .m. Main St., Bridgehampton, 631-537-0590. CAFÉ MON TE AT GURN EY’S - Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m., from noon to 3 p.m. serving a casual Italian-style menu. Excellent choices by Executive Chef Chip Monte . Check out the great late night bar scene. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-668-2345. CAN AL CAFÉ - Be reminded of Cape Cod in the 1970s at this very casual waterfront eatery. Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar . Accessible by boat. Live music all summer. 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays, 631-723-2155. CASA BASSO - Three-course prix fixe $25 every night. 59 Montauk Highw ay, Westhampton, 631-2881841. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM - Serving the best aged and marinated steak, the freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Family-owned and operated since 1958. Open for lunc h and dinner . Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-722-3292, or 1065 Franklinville Rd, Laurel, 631-298-3262. THE COAST GRILL - A favorite seafood restaurant for 25 years, now under new ownership. With Executive Chef Brian Cheewing at the helm the restaurant has a new American flare, newly redecorated, come enjoy a sunset dinner overlooking Wooley Pond. Open for dinner 7 nights at 5 p.m. 1109 Noyac Road, Southampton. 631283-2277. COPA - Wine bar and tapas restaurant. Open seven days a week, year round. Happy hour 3:30 to 6:30 p .m., $3 tap beers , $5 sangria and house wine . Select tapas half price. Great late night bar scene with excellent appetizer selection. Private parties available. 95 School St., Bridgehampton, 631-613-6469. HAMPTON COFFEE COMP AN Y - Espresso Bar , Bakery, Café, and Coffee Roastery. Full-service breakfast and lunch in Water Mill. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” 6 a.m.-6 p .m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to Green Thumb) and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach (Six Corners Roundabout at BNB). 631-726-COFE. IL CAPUCCIN O - Wonderful Italian fine dining in Sag Harbor. Open Everyday for dinner at 5 p.m. Brunch on Sunday at noon. 30 Madison Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-2747. THE JUICY NAMM - Open in Sag Harbor and East Hampton, serving organic juices , smoothies and highvibration raw vegan cuisine . 51 Division St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-3030, and 27 Race Lane , East Hampton, 631-604-5091. JAMESPORT MAN OR IN N - Experience N orth Fork Architecture, Art and Cuisine in the reconstructed 1820's Dimon Mansion. Zagat Rated N ew American Cuisine dedicated to sustainable , fresh and local food and wine. Dinner 3 course prix fixe , Sun-Thu, $35. Lunch and dinner daily. Closed Tue. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Reservations @ 631-722-0500 or

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Black Film Festival for East End Community By Susan M. Galardi The Hamptons International F ilm Festival has done great things for the East End, providing a boost to the local economy, exposure to cutting edge films, and an infusion of even more beautiful people on our streets as the Hollywood royalty descend. But it has also conditioned the community to embrace and support the concept of film festivals on the East End, giving rise to these events year round. This weekend, there are two film festivals in the Hamptons, the Havana Film Festival New York at Guild Hall (see listing, page 41), and the F ifth Annual East End Blac k Film Festival, presented by The African American Museum of the East End. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I believe in education and raising a wareness, in teaching that there is great value in cultural diversity,â&#x20AC;? said Bonnie Cannon, a co-founder of the Museum. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It makes for a better w ay to communicateâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a better world.â&#x20AC;? The festival kic ks off Thursday, N ovember 4, at 7 p.m. with a free screening of the documentary Men II Boys at the Southampton Cultural Center (SCC). â&#x20AC;&#x153;Over 82% of blac k children, born since 1990, do not have daily contact with their biological fathers .â&#x20AC;? This statement is just one of the revelations explored in the documentary, created by a ward-winning filmmaker Janks Morton. Selected as the Best Black Short Film

of 2009 by syndicated film/book critic Kam Williams, the 44-minute film features men from all w alks of life sharing their experience and wisdom. Morton sees the film as a resource for boys and young men, single parents and families struggling to bridge the gap of communication left by , in his words, â&#x20AC;&#x153;the fracture of the blac k family.â&#x20AC;? The screening of Men II Boys will be followed by a talkbac k with the filmmaker. On Friday, N ovember 5 at 7 p .m., also at the SCC, the festival presents local poets reading their work, and a live concert featuring the R&B jazz band, Touche, and special guest Dw ayne Kerr, a jazz flutist known by many for his work with Erykah Badu. â&#x20AC;&#x153;He is awesome,â&#x20AC;? said Cannon, whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s very excited about being able to present this world artist to the Hamptons. On Saturday, seven films will be screened at The Parrish Art Museum in Southampton. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We have a long list of films, and a â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s onlyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; feature, called Need to Talk,â&#x20AC;? said Cannon. She describes the film, the second entry of Janks Morton, as, â&#x20AC;&#x153;ten women pouring out their hearts and souls about life and relationships .â&#x20AC;? When Cannon says â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;for women only,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not kidding. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Men canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t come in for that film, â&#x20AC;? she said, then laughed, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Men are not going to want to come in to that film!â&#x20AC;?

But Need to Talk is open to women of all racesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;just as the festival is open to everyone in the community . â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what I w ant to stress ,â&#x20AC;? said Cannon. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Even thought films like Men II Boys are about the blac k community, the topic (single parent homes) applies to all races. Everyone is welcome.â&#x20AC;? On Saturday, seven films will be screened between 1 and 10 p.m. ranging from documentaries to contemporary features to shorts , like the comedy 3 Faces of Evelyn, about a woman suffering from multiple personalities who goes into therapy to discover who she voted for in the 2008 presidential election. The classic film this year is Anna Lucasta (1958), which follows the life of a young black woman (Eartha Kitt), who turns to prostitution but then plays into her brotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s scheme to marry rich. Sammy Davis Jr. plays a visitor who almost wrecks the marriage. In the drama Patterns of P assion (2008), starring Olinda Fonseca, a young woman explores her lifelong patterns of dysfunction but ultimately triumphs. The closing film is the BBC production, Shoot the Messenger, written by Sharon F oster, directed by Ngozi Onwurah and starring Da vid Oyelowo. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the story of a newbie blac k teacher in a city sc hool whose positive intentions have negative consequences, making him question his allegiance to his own community. There is no fee for this film, which plays at 8:30 Saturday night. In this age of Obama, where many c hildren are growing up with the reality of equality (my seven year (continued on next page)

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ART COMMENTARY by Marion W. Weiss

Jane Martin at 4 North Main It’s not commonplace for a mid-career artist like Jane Martin to mount a retrospective . It’s also not usual for a critic to view works in an artist’ s studio before they are hung at a gallery, and that’s what this art critic did, in order to see her video stills , photographs, acrylic and oil paintings, watercolors, film and video installations. Such diversified media ma y seem c hallenging and perhaps overwhelming to critique – unless one knows that Martin is indeed a “multidisciplinary” artist, one who believes in “process” above all else.


The upcoming retrospective delineates process as well as multidisciplinary c haracteristics, while also evoking the evolution of material, style and subject matter. Establishing visual and emotive patterns is the key, it seems, when it comes to evolution. Martin’s focus on the body (male and female nudes and even abstractions) is one suc h pattern, at once subtle and often literally misty, in video stills. Conversely, another work (2005-06) featuring the body is abstract, infused with energy and vitality. There’s nothing indistinct about it. Even Martin’s documentary, Silent Sentries, suggests a similar vigor with its human-like w ater tanks of Manhattan. A charcoal abstract drawing (1999) also connotes a figure. Even so, such an endeavor strikes this critic as a mediation between what is real and what is fantasy: distinct and indistinct. Evolution is surely at play in this “body” of work featuring the figure. Simply put, Martin’s images exist in a time and place that is changing before our very eyes. When she captures the image, particularly in a photograph, we don’t know for sure if this is the beginning , middle or end of the transformation. Consider the iconic photo of a girl running through the forest. Is she is running toward something or away from it? Is she at the beginning or the end of her jour-

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old son laughed out loud when I told him Obama w as the first blac k president—he thought I w as joking), one has to ponder the necessary for a blac k film festival. “There is still very little out there about the blac k community,” said Cannon. “It’s important to be able to see yourself and your culture represented on screen.It engenders a sense of pride for the community – the entire community.” For more information, call Bonnie at 631-965-0721;

or Brenda at 283-5072. East End Blac k Film Festival Opening film, Thursday, Nov. 4, 7 p.m. SCC; free. Jazz/Poetry event, Friday, N ov. 5, 7 p.m., SCC. Admission $10, includes light refreshments. Film Festival, Saturday, Nov. 6, 1 – 10 p.m. Parrish art museum. $10 day pass includes film and refreshments. For more information, call Bonnie at 631-965-0721; or Brenda at 283-5072.

Rogue Wave #1 ney? This appears to be the essence of evolution for Martin in her more narrative work. The effects are often startling because Martin is directly involving the viewer in the journey she is providing . Both the artist and the spectator will certainly be surprised at the outcome. (Martin has said she likes to “surprise” herself. ) This kind of participation between the artwork and the viewer is not new, of course. Just this week Chuck Close discussed suc h a process about his own paintings on The Charlie Rose Show . Close’s use of incrementalism, building up separate parts (small squares) to create a whole image , can be compared to Martin’ s retrospective. Thus, we can see how her individual works through the years ha ve contributed to the “whole picture.” Even seemingly disparate subjects and styles make sense when we realize they are part of an ever-changing continuum. We are fortunate , indeed, that Martin takes us along for the ride. Jane Martin’s show, “Mid-Career Retrospective, 1990-2010,” will be on view at Southampton’ s 4 North Main Gallery, N ovember 5-15. The opening is N ov . 6 from 4-8. Call 631-324-7179 for hours.

Dan’s Papers is Proud to Present A Dennis Lynch Production

King of the Hamptons A Documentary

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631-725-9500 Starring: The Hamptons, Billy Joel, Alec Baldwin, Dan Rattiner, Ed Burns, Christie Brinkley, Kim Cattrall, Chevy Chase and more


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For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg: 31 Kid Calendar pg: 33 Day by Day Calendar pg: 41 AMG-Amagansett; BRDG-Bridgehampton; EHEast Hampton; EP-Eastport; GP-Greenport; HBHampton Bays; JP-Jamesport; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; NO-Noyac; PC-Peconic; Q-Quogue; RB-Remsenberg; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SHDSouthold; SI-Shelter Island; SPG-Springs; WMWater Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WS-Wainscott OPENINGS AND EVENTS JANE MARTIN: 1990-2010 – Nov. 6, Saturday, opening reception 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. Runs from November 5 to November 15. 4 North Main Street, Southampton. 631324-7179. MICHAEL DUDECK AN D ERIN LELAN D – Nov. 6, Saturday – 4 p .m. artist talk and exhibition and a 6 p.m. performance with Erin Leland and Mic hael Dudeck. Reservations are required for this event as seating is limited. The Watermill Center, 39 Watermill Towd Road, Water Mill. 212-253-7484. EAST EN D LAN DSCAPE P AIN TIN GS LARGE AN D SMALL – N ov. 6, Saturday, opening reception. Seven well-known East End landscape painters will exhibit “Big V iews/Small Paintings”, paintings that highlight the natural beauty the beac hes, bays and fields, at Ashawagh Hall in Springs , East Hampton on the weekend of N ovember 6 and 7,10 a.m.-5 p .m. The reception, open to the public is on November 6, 5-8 p.m. A portion of the sales from the exhibition will benefit the East Hampton F ood Pantry and the Springs Community Food Pantry. Located at the intersection of Springs Fireplace Road and Old Stone Highway in East Hampton. Call 516-380-7032. FIN E ART N ATURE PHOTOGRAPHY - N ov. 7, Sun., opening reception 12 to 3 p.m. Show runs through Dec. 4. Present at Castello di Borghese Vineyard and Winery, Route 48 and Alvah’s Lane, Cutchogue. 631-7345111. ELIZABETH SLOAN TYLER EXHIBITION – At Guild Hall in East Hampton, runs until N ovember 28. Located at 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-

0806. N OVEMBER RECEPTION AT THE STUDIO EAST GALLERY – Nov., 13 - The Studio East Gallery’s November reception will be held on Saturday, November 13th, 6-9 p.m. featuring music by J an Wickline and Charlie Tramantano. There will be a wine and c heese reception from 6-9. Studio East Gallery is located at 120 Front Street, Suite 9 in Greenport. These shows run from Nov. 13th to Dec. 6th. 631-477-2676. SPRIN GSTEEL GALLERY OPEN IN G RECEPTION – N ov., 6, Sat. - 5-7 p .m., Featuring watercolors and sculptures by Bernard Springsteel with Guest Artist Keith Mantell. 419 Main Street, Greenport. 631477-6818. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM - F ri, N ov. 5, Dr. Longwell will discuss “Mid-century Modern Still Life: How a Group of American Artists Carried on the European Tradition.” 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631283-2118. THE CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Nov. 6, Sat., 57 p.m. Opening reception for Cynthia Sobel, winner of the 2010 Art Competition, 136 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3627. GALLERIES 4 N MAIN STREET GALLERY - John Defaro, Return of the Prodigal Son: new + arc hival work on exhibit at 4 N Main Gallery in Southampton through November 2nd. Gallery is open, Sat+Sun, 12 -6 p.m. + by appt. Call the gallery at 631-283-2495 or Paton Miller at 631-885-1289. ANNYX – 150 Main St., SGH. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL – 495 Montauk Hwy , EP. 631-3251504. ART BARGE – 50 years art barge history . Victor D’Amico Institute of Art, AMG. 631-267-3172. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. daily or by appointment. 28E Job’s Ln., SH. 631-2040383. BEGO EZAIR– American Contemporary paintings , sculpture, video. Two locations: 437 Main St., GP, 631477-3777; 136 Main St., SH, 631-204-0442. BENSON-KEYES – By appt. 917-509-1379 or BERN ARD SPRIN G STEEL – Sat., Sun. 1-4 p.m. 7760 Main Bayview Rd., SHD. 631-765-9509. BOLTAX – 21 F erry Rd., SI. 631-749-4062. CELADON CLAY ART – 41 Old Mill Rd., WM. 631726-2547. CHRYSALIS – Thurs.-Mon. 10-5:30 p.m. 2 Main St., SH. 631-287-1883. CHUCK SEAMAN FISH PRIN TIN G – 27B Gardner’s Lane, HB. 631-338-7977. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Furnishings, found objects. Lazy Point, AMG. 631-267-3172. DELAN EY COOKE – 150 Main St., SGH. 917-4458427. DESHUK-RIVERS – 141 Maple Ln., BRDG. 631237-4511. DRAWING ROOM – 16R Newtown Ln., EH. FLOWERS AT THE GREENERY – 19 Mitchell Rd., WHB. 631-288-7903. GALERIE BELAGE – 8 Moniebogue Ln., WHB. 631-

288-5082. GALLERYB – 150 Main St., SGH. 631-725-1059. HAMBURG KENNEDY – 11 a.m.-8 p.m, Weds.-Sun. 64 Jobs Ln., SH. JILL LYN N & CO – The Language of P ainting by Jen Brown. 66 Jobs Ln., SH. LEIBER MUSEUM – 446 Old Stone Hwy, SPG. 631329-3288. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART – Noon-6p.m. Sat, Noon5 p.m. Sun, or by appt. 633 First St., GP. 631-477-2633. LUCILLE KHORNAK – 2400 Montauk Hwy, BRDG. MARK BORGHI FINE ART –2426 Main St., BRDG. 631-537-7245. OUTEAST – 65 Tuthill Rd., MTK. 631-375-6730. PAILLETTS – 78 Main St., SGH. 631-899-4070. PAMELA WILLIAMS –167 Main St., AMG. 631-2677817. PARASKEVAS – Michael Paraskevas’ work/children’s book illustrations . By appt. 83 Main St., WHB. 631-287-1665. PARRISH ART – Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Jobs Ln., SH. 631-283-2118. POLLOCK KRASNER – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-324-4929. PRITAM & EAMES – Furniture, Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.4 p.m., Sun. noon-4 p.m., closed Wed. 27 Race Ln., EH. 631-324-7111. RICHARD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS – 90 Main St., SGH. 631-725-1161. ROMAN Y KRAMORIS – 41 Main St., SGH. 631725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON – N oon-6 p .m. daily. 370 Manor Ln., JP. 631-722-0500. RVS – Noon-5 p.m. Thurs.-Mon. 631-283-8546. SGH HISTORICAL –147 Main St. 631-725-5092. SIREN S SON G – 516 Main St., GP. 631-477-1021. SOLAR – 44 Da vids Ln., EH. 631-907-8422. SURFACE – New works by resident artists, ceramist Bob Bachler, painter James Kennedy. 845 SpringsFireplace Rd., EH. 631-291-9061. TULLA BOOTH – Thurs.-Mon. 12:30-7 p.m. 66 Main St., SGH. 631-725-3100. VERED – 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Sun.-Thurs., 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Fri., 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Sat. 68 Park Pl., EH. 631-324-3303. WALK TALL – 197 Madison St., SGH. 631-681-1572. WATER MILL MUSEUM – 41 Old Mill Rd. 631-7264625.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, November 5 to Thursday, November 10. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times . HAMPTON ARTS (+) The Girl That Kicked The Hornets Nest (R) – Fri., 7:30, Sat, 4, 2, 9:45, Sun, 4, 7 Mon-Thurs, 7 Hereafter (PG13) – Fri, 8, Sat, 4:30, 7, 9:30, Sun, 4:30, 8 Mon-Thurs, 7 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Theater Closed Wednesdays and Tuesdays Catfish – 4:15 Fri, Sat, Sun Mao’s Last Dance – 8 all week Jews and Baseball – 6 all week UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Movie times unavailable for East Hampton at press time.

UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Saw VII (R) – Sat., 1:10, 4:10, 7:40, 10:10, Sun., 1:10, 4:10, 7:40, Fri, 4:10, 7:40, 10:10, Mon-Thur, 4:10, 7:40 Due Date (R) – Sat, 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:40, 10:10, Sun., 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:40 Fri., 2:50, 5:10, 7:40, 10:10, Mon.-Thur, 5:10, 7:40 Red (PG13) – Sat., 1, 4, 7, 10 Sun., 1, 4, 7, Fri, 4, 7, 10, Mon-Thur, 4, 7 Megamind (PG) – Sat., 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 9:50, Sun., 2:30, 5, 7:30 Fri., 5, 7:30, 9:50., Mon-Thur., 5, 7:30 Paranormal Activity 2 (R) – Sat., 1:20, 4:30, 7:20, 9:40, Sun., 1:20, 4:30, 7:20 Fri, 4:30, 7:20, 9:40 Mon-Thur, 4:30, 7:20 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Secretariat (PG) – Fri, 4, 7, 10, Sun., 1, 4, 7 Sat, 1, 4, 7, 10 Mon-Thurs, 4, 7 Social Network (PG13) – Fri, 4:15, 7:15, 10:10,

Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Sat, 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:10 MonThurs, 4:15, 7:15 Due Date (PG13) – Fri, 4:45, 7:40, 10:20, Sun., 1:45, 4:45, 7:40 Sat, 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10:20 Mon-Thurs, 4:45, 7:40 Red (PG13) – Fri, 4, 7, 10, Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Sat, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Mon-Thurs, 4:30, 7:30 MATTITUCK CINEMAS Social Network, Hereafter, Paranormal Activity 2, Due Date, Secretariat, Megamind, Red, Morning Glory

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Dan’s Papers November 5, 2010 P age 41

DAY BY DAY For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg: 31 Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 40 Kid Calendar pg: 33 AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SIShelter Island; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WS-Wainscott BENEFITS CTREE BEN EFIT – through N ov . 4 only, visit, click on “Online Shopping” & enter “CTREE.” 20% of all sales will benefit the Center for Therpeutic Riding of Long Island. LADIES N IGHT OUT - Hampton Ba ys Middle Sc hool Fri., N ov. 5th, 6 - 9 p .m. in the Cafetorium, 70 Ponquogue Ave., HB. Gold buy-back, local food vendors, pschyic, massage, handmade gifts. Benefits the PTO. Admission $1! CORMARIA YARD SALE – Sats., Nov. 6 & 13, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m., Cormaria, Bay St., SGH. 631-725-4206 MIXED DOUBLES EVENT - Sat., Nov. 6, 6-9 p.m., East Hampton Indoor Tennis, EH. $40 to benefit Jazz: Listening for LIfe, reservations 631-537-8012. STAR BRIGHT MONTAUK WEEKEND – Nov. 26-28, tree lighting, free family events PARRISH GIFT BAZAAR – Fri., Nov. 26, 5-8 p.m., Sat., N ov. 27, 11-5, Sun., N ov. 28, 11-4. Regular admission $5. Members and children under 18 free. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., SH. EAST HAMPTON HISTORICAL HOUSE TOUR – Fri., N ov. 26, 6-8 p.m. Cocktail Party; Sat., N ov. 27, 14:30p.m. tour. 631-324-6850, St. N ICHOLAS FAIR – Sat., Dec. 4, 10-3 at Christ Episcopal Church, upper parish hall,holida y plants, handcrafted and baked goods , vendor gift items. Santa & other children’s activities. Free admission, no early birds. Benefits Christ Church Restoration. HOLIDAY GIFT FAIR – Sat., Dec. 11, 10-4, Stella Maris gym, 135 Division St., SGH. Crafts, baked goods, jams, photos with Santa, free gift wrapping , café. Free admission. Benefits Stella Maris Regional School. FARMERS MARKETS RIVERHEAD – 11 a.m.-4 p .m. Thursdays. N ext to the aquarium, East Main St. Through Nov. 18 WESTHAMPTON – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Saturdays. 85 Mill Rd, WHB. 631-288-3337. Through December 11. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4 DOWNTOWN RIVERHEAD HARVEST DINNER – 6 p.m. at the SCCC Culinary Arts Center, 20 E. Main St., RVD. Special three-course dinner celebrating the 2010 harvest prepared by SCCC Culinary Arts Center students . Local wine tastings. For more info or to register:$30 includes tax & tip. FILM: MEN II BOYS – 7 p.m. free movie & panel discussion, Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., SH. RSVP QUIZ NIGHT – 7 p.m. Townline BBQ, SGK. $10 per person, 631-537-2271 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5 CAN DLELIGHT FRIDAY – 5-8 p .m. Wolffer Wine Tasting Room, SGK. Featuring live music. No cover charge, wines by the glass, cheese and charcuterie plates. FRIDAY NIGHT JAZZ – 6-8 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., SH. N etworking, wine, hors d’oeuvres, silent auction. $40 members/ $50 nonmembers. 631-283-2118 x49 LADIES N IGHT OUT - 6 - 9 p .m., Hampton Bays Middle School Cafetorium, 70 Ponquogue Ave., HB. Gold buy-back, local food vendors , pschyic, massage, handmade gifts. Benefits the PTO. Admission $1! LIVE JAZZ - Dw ayne Kerr (flutist for Erykah Badu) with saxophone great Charles Certain and Touché’ 7 p .m. Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., SH. $10 cover includes light refreshments. 631-897-0384 FILM: THE SIN S OF MY FA THER – 7:30 p .m. 90minute documentary from Columbia, presented by the Havana Film Festival and Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. $10/$8 members. 631-324-0806, PLAY: RABBIT HOLE – 8 p .m. Quogue Community Hall, 125 Jessup Ave., Q. Through N ov. 7. David LindsayAbaire’s 2007 Pulitzer Prize-winning drama., 631-653-8955.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6 AUTUMN WREATH WORKSHOP – 10 a.m. – 2 p.m., Water Mill Museum, WM. $35, 631-728-2795, BLACK FILM FESTIVAL – 1- 10:30 p.m., Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., SH. $10 nonmembers/members free, includes refreshments. VIC TEICH MEMORIAL GA THERIN G – 2 p .m., Windmill Village II Community Room, 219 Accabonac Rd., EH. Many speakers and guests will honor this long-time LTV producer. AMYGDALA PROTOTYPE – 6 p .m. performance by Michael Dudeck. Res. Req’d. Watermill Center, 39 Watermill Towd Rd.,WM. 631-726-4628, FILM: EL CUERN O DE LA ABUN DAN CIA – 7:30 p.m. 100-minute documentary from Cuba, presented by the Havana Film Festival and Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. $10/$8 members. 631-324-0806, SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7 On Sunday, N ovember 7, 2010 at 2 a.m., Daylight Saving Time ends in the United States. Set clocks back 1 hour. HIKE – 10 a.m. – Noon, Hubbard Creek/Sears Bellows, meet on Red Creek Rd., HB, 100 yards from Rte . 24. Fastpaced 4 mile hike, Chip Dineen 646-221-8225. BALLET IN CINEMA – Les Flammes de P aris, 7 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., SH. Members $12/ nonmembers $15. Also Thur., 11/11 at 2 p.m. KRISTALLN ACHT FILM COMMEMORA TION – 7 p.m., reg. req’d. Hampton Arts Cinema, 2 Brook Road, WHB “From Kristallnacht to Crystal Da y: A Synagogue in Wroclaw Glows Again” Discussion led by Producer Ellen Freedman at The Hampton Synagogue , 154 Sunset Ave., WHB Complimentary Admission, Reception to follow RSVP: 631.288.0534 ext.13,, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8 FILM: ‘THE LAST FIX’ – 7 p.m., Westhampton Library, 7 Library Ave., WHB. 64-minute documentary c hronicling the journey of three convicted East End drug offenders who opt for a tough and pioneering East End drug court instead of prison. Produced/directed by Jacqui Lofaro and the late Victor Teich. Q&A after screening with Lofaro and SH Town Justice Deborah Kooperstein, a presiding judge in the film. 631-537-6998. ACOUSTIC JAZZ JAM – 6 p.m. – 8 p .m., The Pizza Place, 2123 Montauk Highw ay, BH. 631- 537-7865. Live acoustic jazz jams led by Dennis Raffeloc k, 631-902-6131. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9 HOPE, HEALTH & HEALIN G FOR CAN CER PATIENTS – N oon, Fighting Chance, 34 Bay St., Sag Harbor. Reg. req’d. Information and resource-finding, problem-solving approach to cancer treatment. Maxa Luppi,, 631 725-4646, Ongoing through Dec 21, 2010. AUDITIONS – 6 p.m., Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., SH. Cole Porter’s Fifty Million Frenchmen. Also tomorrow at 6 p.m. (performances Jan. 6-16, 2011. THE PHILOSOPHICAL BABY - What Children’s Minds Tell us about Truth, Love and the Meaning of Life, 7 p.m. Lecture by Psyc hologist Alison Gopnik, Hayground School, 151 Mitchell’s Ln., BH, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10 CARD EXCHANGE & NETWORKING – 5:30 – 7:30 , KATHERINE & COMPANY Salon & Day Spa, 61 Main St., WHB. 631-574-7122, After the meeting $22.95 prix fixe dinner & half price drinks at The Patio, 54 Main St., WHB. COMPLIMENTARY NIGHT OF BEAUTY – 6:30- 8:30 p.m., La Carezza, 43 Windmill Ln., Southampton. RSVP 631-653-6112. This event will likely sell out. URSULA HEGI – 7 p .m. Free reading, radio Lounge, Chanceloors hall, 239 Montauk Hwy., SH. VETERANS DAY, NOVEMBER 11 SOUTHAMPTON PARADE – 10:45 a.m. Main Street to Job’s Lane. Guest Speaker William M. Hughes, Jr. All vets and their families invited to Veterans Memorial Hall for refreshments following the service. JAZZ JAM AT BAY BURGER -7 p.m.-9 p.m., 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, SGH. Every Thursday night. Bring your instrument if you want to play. Free. Contact John Landes,, 631-603-6160. FILM: MISTER ROBERTS - 8 p .m. screening, Bay Street Theater, Long Wharf, SGH. $5 at the door . For the $25 “Dinner and a Movie” package, call The American Hotel at 631-725-3535.– three-course prix fixe dinner , movie and popcorn. Gratuities, taxes and alcohol not included. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12 OLA FILM FESTIVAL – 6 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., SH. Two-day ticket, members $8/ non members $10. Also tomorrow from 5 p.m.

PICK OF THE WEEK Black Film Festival Thur/Fri/Sat Parrish Art Museum and Southampton Cultual Center. See listings on this page , and story on page 38. EN D OF SEASON GALA – 7 p .m. Gurney’s Inn, 290 Old Montauk Hwy., MTK. Honoring Dr. Dan Vasti, Montauk C.O.C. Man of the Year. $75, RSVP 631-668-2428. ISRAEL: WHO’S LAND IS IT? – 7 p.m. dinner & talk with Dr. Lisa Aiken, Chabad of Southampton, 214 Hill St., SH. $25/person, $60/family, 631-287-2249. DESPERATE AFFECTION – 8 p .m. Quogue Community Hall, 125 Jessup Ave., Q. Through N ov. 21., 631-653-8955. $15/students $5 ONGOING BIG DUCK - 7 p.m. Friends of the Big Duc k meet first Tuesday of eac h month, Crohan Community Center , 655 Flanders Road (Route 24), Flanders. Membership is free and open to all Suffolk residents. 631-727-5342. LANTERN TOUR – 7 p.m. Main St., EH. 631-324-6850, Nov. 19 & Dec. 17.

Havana Film Festival

By Susan Galardi This weekend, Guild Hall presents the Ha vana Film Festival New York (HFFNY). HFFNY collaborates with major museums (inc luding MOMA) in festivals that celebrate Latino cultures. The festival kicks off F riday N ovember 5 with the N ew York Premiere of Sins of My F ather (Los Pecados de mi Padre), a documentary from Argentina-Colombia that tells the story of P ablo Escobar, head of the most prominent Colombian drug cartel. The film is narrated by his son, Sebastian Marroquin. Following the screening is a Q&A with director Nicolas Entel. On Saturday at 7:30 p .m. is a screening of El Cuerno de la Abundancia, directed by Juan Carlos Tabio. It focuses on an small imaginary Cuban town where the Castiñeras family learns it ma y have inherited millions – information that puts the family and the townfolk in a tizzy. On Sunday at 4 p.m. as part of Guild Hall’s FIESTA! there is a free screening of an animated family film from Peru, The Clan of the Can (V alentino y el Clan del Can) , named Best Animation at the Guadalajara Film Festival 2009. It’s the story of a small, brave dog who loses his family but finds a fun loving brotherhood of canines. FIESTA! is a free, all out party on Sunday from 1 to 5:30 p.m. See Kid’s Calendar, page 33, for details, Havana Film Festival N ew York. Films Friday and Saturday (for adults), 7:30 p.m. $10/$8 for GH members. Children’s film - The Clan of the Can, at 4 p.m. Sunday, free. Fiesta!! Family Day, Sunday, 1-5:30. Free Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East; 631.324.0806

Dan’s Papers November 5, 2010 P age 42

LETTERS SCOOT REBOOT Dear Dan, I read your fine artic le on the history of the Scoot and its relevance today. One minor note, though: you haven’t been able to connect to the Hamptons by rail from Ronkonkoma since about 1947, when the LIRR tore up the trac ks between Manorville and Eastport. Any readers of Dan’s Papers who are still on the platform at Ronkonkoma should take note of this when this letter is printed and catc h a cab to Patchogue. J. Wynne North Sea, Noyac They’ve been there for weeks. – DR HOW TO LIVE LONGER Dear Dan, Last week’s withdrawal of the diet drug Meridia marks the latest setbac k in a long and frustrating quest for a pharmaceutical solution to our national obesity epidemic. Despite millions of dollars spent by drug companies, none of the handful of diet drugs on the market is considered very effective . This is most unfortunate , obesity has become the number one public health problem for our community and our nation, affecting one-third of our population. It’s a precursor to heart disease, stroke, cancer, diabetes, and other chronic illnesses that account for more than a million premature deaths eac h year. Leading causes of obesity are consumption of fatladen meat and dairy products and inadequate exercise. This is particularly critical during c hildhood

Send your letters to (e-mails only, please) years, when lifestyle habits become lifelong addictions. The failure of the drug industry to come up with a dietary silver bullet places added emphasis on the diet/exercise solution. The time has come to replace meat and dairy products in our diet with wholesome grains , vegetables, and fruits and to undertake a regular exercise program. Parents should insist that their sc hools introduce wholesome school lunch choices and should set a good example at their own dinner table . Sincerely, Brody Warden Calverton See our article on page 17 of last week’ s Dan’s Papers about Hispanic Immigrant Longevity. – DR AN ARTICLE TO REMEMBER! Dear Dan, Early in the ‘70s Dan wrote a fabulous artic le on the 1938 hurricane , occupying almost a complete edition. It far outshines the book The Sudden Sea covering the same subject. My wife and I would be absolutely delighted if we could obtain a reprint of that artic le. Thank you so very much for any help you can give.

POLICE BLOTTER Mulch The landscape mafia is at it again. Somebody stole 43 bags of cedar mulch in Montauk and left 12 bags behind. Happy Halloween In Springs, a home w as reported to be covered in toilet paper, an East Hampton Village resident reported that somebody shot paintballs and threw eggs at her car , and in Southampton, a homeowner reported that eggs were thrown at his home after he told tric kor-treaters that he w as out of candy. Shelter Island Old man McGumbus dressed up in his Halloween costume , a cowboy outfit, which he has worn every year for the last 40 years. More Trickery A sign was lit up in East Hampton on a train that said, “Call Police” which illuminates after somebody presses it in an emergency . A person noticed the sign and called the police on her cell phone, but when police arrived it turned out to be a prank. The pranksters were not to be found anywhere. California Plates A man in Southampton w as arrested for pos-

session of marijuana, when police asked him to explain himself he said, “My bad, I forgot where I w as for a second and thought I was back home in California.” Trouble A man and a woman stole nearly $2,000 worth of Claritin and Mucinex from a drug store on Main Street in Southampton. We have a feeling that this has a little bit more to do with cooking up drugs and a little less to do with a really bad runny nose. For The Record A man in Montauk wanted to document an incident that took place while he w as eating at a restaurant. He was punched in the face twice , hard. He said he did not know the person who punched him in the face and that he could not describe the person who punc hed him in the face and when police asked him why he w as punched in the face, he did not tell them. Ummm…okay… North Fork A fire broke out at a pub on the N orth F ork near Love Lane and Pike Street, there were no injuries. How can you not love the names of those streets? I mean, seriously. By David Lion Rattiner

Helge H. Wehmeier Hillside Drive Sewickley, Pennsylvania Working on it. – DR THE RESOURCES HAVE ARRIVED Dear Dan, Southold Free Library is moving in the right direction. With the help from Computer Services staff member Da vid van P opering, we have been blessed by a generous gift. He got in touc h with a company that works with numerous individuals, corporations, schools, universities, and state and federal agencies to collect, refurbish and then distribute computers all across Long Island, N ew York City, Westchester and Connecticut. The company is online and is known as comp4kids .org David spoke to the director, Jon Zimmerman, and he w as the perfect connection. It goes without sa ying that by ha ving reached Zimmerman; David saved the Southold Free Library thousands of dollars since he w as able to obtain 26 FREE flat screen monitors , 24 PCs and 12 laptops for library use. I appreciate Da vid’s efforts and the library patrons will be happy with the news . Dan McCarthy Southold Welcome to the 21st Century. – DR THE DEER HUNTER Dear Dan, I’d like to thank T. J. Clemente for his portrayal of the honorable deer hunter, John Levitt. My property is a wildlife sanctuary under the auspices of the HSUS. I never grant permission to hunt there. Unfortunately, deer hunters in the area ha ve not respected my property rights. Last year, I had to ask the assistance of the police to get deer hunters to leave. These hunters are like little boys being bad because there’s no real punishment for so doing . I would like to see the local towns , and/or the DEC , impose significant penalties to encourage the deer hunters to respect the rights of homeowners . Maureen Sanders Orient I agree with this. – DR NAGGING DETAILS Dear Dan, I wanted to c larify something you wrote in the Sept 17, issue of Dan’s Papers. It was a blurb about the speculation that the Clintons might be sta ying at the Windmill house because reportedly the Secret Service was stationed outside. My house is on Surfside Drive in Bridgehampton. As the owner of the Oceanfront “Windmill House” I can tell you that yes , Secret Service w as stationed outside, the house is in Bridgehampton, not Watermill, and any fueled speculation can be considered confirmed fact. The Clintons did sta y at the Windmill house for their summer vacation in August. They had a lovely time from what I understand; my neighbors were thrilled to meet them. They really enjoyed the beach and the privacy the house lent to them, and they were able to really relax, visit Bridgehampton and the environs. I hope this helps clarify the “speculation.” Best, Allison Diana Must have been fun to host them. – DR

Dan’s Papers November 5, 2010 P age 43

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data on an enter prise level. The HI Manager is the client-f acing liaison between our company and the employer. Specific responsibilities: Works closely with Health Education Consultant and client to evaluate and implement health management programs and assists in future programming Works in partnership with Health Counselor operations team Provides on-site f ace-to-face employee support and education initially and as-needed Assists in member health adv ocacy needs Utilizes motivational interviewing and engagement strategies to support overall health and w ellness of employees Educates and consults with members on pro grams and resources Informs members about the availability of decision suppor t where multiple treatment options are available. Ensures enterprise-wide engagement and proper goal orientation Oversees documentation and data entry management Consults with other onsite health and wellness resources to ensure employee’s global health needs are being addressed Qualifications: Minimum of 3-5 y ears experience in health and wellness field Demonstrated experience and ability to pro vide superior customer service Working knowledge of w ellness programming and indi vidual engagement strategies Thorough knowledge and understanding of behavior change theories and their application Proven administrative abilities with strong computer and software application skills Excellent interpersonal skills and the ability to work in a team environment Demonstrated ability to set priorities A high energy level and excellent written and oral communication skills essential Passion for health improvement Self-starter with the ability to succeed in an independent role Ability and willingness to travel Experience with direct written and verbal member communication Bachelor’s degree in health education, health promotion or related field preferred Pay Benefits Work Schedule: Offers a competiti ve compensation and comprehensive benefits package, including health and wellness benefits, 401k plan, and work/life balance pro grams, as well as oppor tunities for career growth and de velopment. Job ref#146 UntappedAbility is seeking additional sale reps to sell advertising for our website. High Commissions. Job ref#60

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Volunteer needed to r un a Hamptons Not for Prof it. We are seeking a new director to run organization. Positive person, with experience with event planning, working with local of ficials and reaching out to community for in volvement. Our organization has a strong reputation for helping those throughout our community . Job ref#140 Full time Medical Transcriptionist needed for Stony Brook of fice. 8:30-5pm Mon-Friday. Benefits Package and Salary. Experience required. Job ref#139 Office Assistant, Southampton Part-Time: 24 hours per week with potential for full-time Salary $18/hour Mandatory: Strong computer skills in Excel, Word, and Outlook - Quickbooks & Clipxe - a plus Must also have the following: · Great attitude to w ork in small office · Reliab le work hour ·Task oriented ·Strong Organizational Skills ·Ability to do Data Entr y with attention to detail · Ability to answer phones ·Be a Self-star ter · Kno wledge of Billing/Invoicing ·Knowledge of ser vice based business administrative functions. Job Ref#137 Seamstress wanted. Must ha ve experience with industrial sewing machines. Knowledge of yardage calculations, cutting and measuring skills. Position is part time and located in Bohemia. Work days may vary. Job ref# 147

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Winter Rentals Bridgehampton Village: charming 1 BR, 1 bath cottage plus sleeping loft, w/d , steps to to wn, $1,050 monthly. 973-983-2555, 973-769-3263

Winter Rentals WESTHAMPTON Oceanfront 5 bedrooms, 4 baths designer kitchen, huge great room, gas f ireplace, hot tub, pool tab le. Holiday special 11/15- 1/2 $6,000 +utilities or $4,500/ month November- March (516)528-0865

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EAST HAMPTON Great shabby chic cottage. 3 BRs, 2 Baths plus den, f ireplace, cathedral ceilings. Minutes from to wn. $1,450/ month. (917)544-1902 Montauk: West lake front 2 BR, 2 baths, fplc, oil heat, prestigious estate like property, 1 acre. $1,250 monthly. Now- May 15. 2 month min. (201)669-2760 REMSENBURG guest house. Furnished 1 BR, 1 B A, kitchenette, multi media, CA C, country retreat. $830/ month +utilities, security. (631)325-1733

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Winter Rentals AMAGANSETT Gansett Green Manor Charming Furnished Cottages, Suites & Studios. Situated on 2 secluded acres in the heart of the village. All units have full kitchens & gas heat. Rent includes electric, cable, wireless, off street parking & snow removal. Pets allowed. From $900- $1,500 monthly. (631)267-3133 AMAGANSETT Bright 2 BR cottage. Walk to town and Jitney. $1,000 plus utilities, Nov 21 to May 21. (631)267-8425 Bridgehampton Village newly renovated, 5 BR, 3.5 baths f armhouse, steps to to wn, all amenities, $1,950 monthl y. 973-983-2555, 973-769-3263

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Winter Rentals Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful 2 bedroom apar tment, completely furnished with private entrance and porch. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Available through Ma y 15th. No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870

EAST HAMPTON 2 beautiful, secluded acres, surrounded by nature preserves. 5 minutes from both East Hampton Village & Sag Harbor GORGEOUS 5,000 sq. ft. home. Open floor plan w/gourmet kitchen 3 separate indoor living areas! Upscale furnishings thru-out. 5 Bdrms / 5 Baths. (en suite) Each bedroom has own sitting area! Master Bdrms on each floor. Lovely heated pool/ large deck $95,000 yearly 917-848-7957 EAST HAMPTON- 3 bedroom, 2 bath. NEW KITCHEN, AC, pool with spa & gazebo. No smoking. P et possible. $2,450. Owner. (631)368-7841 East Hampton. 3 BR, 2 bath, CAC, w/d, private yard, walk to town & station. $2,850 monthl y. Available Nov. 1st. (631)921-0634 EAST HAMPTON Charming, cozy 2 BR, 1 bath, sk ylit sunroom, side patio with k oi pond, large exotic fenced garden per fect for do g. All appliances. Walk to village. $1,500/ month. (631)764-4334 (516)909-5879 EASTPORT New 2 bedroom apartment, 1 bath. NO PETS/ NO SMOKING. $1,200 monthly. 1 month security , references. (631)325-1936 Quogue East Realty Co. 631-653-9660 East Quogue. 3 br, 2 ba renovated ranch. $2,000. HAMPTON BAYS 3 bedroom plus loft in moder n home, heated pool with ne w liner, outdoor pool table, AC, 2 car garage, large deck, $2,295. (516)840-6509

Sag Harbor near Long Beach, furnished 2BR, fplc, fenced , Hampton Bays: year round, will $1,500. Nov 1- March 31. consider winter. Waterview, fur(516)359-7272 nished, 1 BR & Studio apt. a vail. Reasonable. (631)764-3834 Westhampton Beach 1 Bedroom furnished, W/D. Walk all. NOYAC: Walk to ba y. Sunny 1 bedroom apartment. Pri vate yard No stairs/ pets/ smoking. y. Available year round. & parking. $1,300 monthl John (917)620-5203 (917)208-4706

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Southampton Village: 3 BR, 2 GREENPORT Great location! Noyac: sunny 3 BR, 2 bath, Approximately fenced yard, all appliances, close bath, huge yard , furnished/ un- Front Street. Tel. furnished. $1,850. Close to train. 1,300 s.f. Rent $1,950. to beach, $2,100 + utilities, (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday monthly. (516)680-4417 (631)766-7979. 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. (631)725-1433 Southampton. Weekend Quogue East Realty Co. hideaway or y ear round resi- MONTAUK HARBOR- Retail/ (631) 653-9660 dence in Nor th Sea section. 3 Office space, 1,300 sq. ft., parking and g round floor access. Bedroom, 2 Bath, cape. Quiet Available Jan. 1, 2011. A/C and street, steps from Bullhead gas heat, high traf fic in season. Quogue. 1 br, 1 ba apar tment. Bay, town dock and boat $990. Includes heat ramp. All appliances, a/c, oil Inquiries (516)381-3115 heat, fireplace. $1500. REMSENBURG 6 bedroom, 6 (908)642-3446. SAG HARBOR VILLAGE baths, secluded, fireplace, pool, On-site parking. CAC, tennis cour t. $4,000/ Several office/ retail units month. (631)805-7273 From $1,450 and up Weekly Rentals Up to 4,000 sf., Completely renovated SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Bridgehampton Brand New (516)729-7000 *Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, Several studios: 7 full bath on 6 acres. Heated 1 & 2 BR Cottages WATER MILL SQUAREgunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, starting at $1,000 per 3,250 square feet. Prime Monbasketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchmonth. Internet and tauk Highway, $5,950/ $4,000/ en, DR, game room, 6 TVs. cable included! $2,000. Of fices at $325, $675, *Also 7 BR, 5 bath house avail $1,000. Doctor's of fice $1,100. Large 1 bedroom duplex. with all amenities. Call Ben (212)685-6500 Steps to Main Street Weekly or weekends. and water. Private Owner 212-285-2440 Open Houses parking area. Renovated: $2,500 per month. HAMPTON BAYS Sunday 11/7 & 11/14, 11am- 1pm, 25 Rooms (516)729-7000 Aberdeen Drive Ext. Ne w 3600 sq ft home on 1.2 acre with pool, BRIDGEHAMPTON 1 bedSag Harbor Village Historic 4- 6 BRS, 4 Baths, CA C, granite room suite with pri vate entrance, District, large 2 BR apt., w alk to EIK. (516)313-6601 all. Newly renovated, no smok- marble bath, beautifull y furnished, views on the porches of a ing/ pets, $1,600 monthl y. gentleman's horse f arm. All Homes (631)725-1743 amenities inclusive. Available BRIDGEHAMPTON 4 bedHouse phone Sagaponack: Farmhouse, SOH, now. y, Cell room, 3 bath contemporar renovated 5 BRs, 2 ne w baths, (631)613-6446 new kitchen, outdoor sho wer, (631)905-9889 $1,350/ month. CAC, heated pool, bask etball court, community tennis, stone CAC, new furnishings. Year NO PETS/ SMOKING. fireplace, skylights, DR, EIK, round $51k. No w- MD, $10k. Chris (609)915-9755 East Hampton/ Wainscott near laundry room, mudroom, ensuite ocean, furnished BR/ bath, pri- master bath with Jacuzzi, lar ge vate entrance. $1,500 monthl y, deck, 2- car garage. Pri vate half Shelter Island: half the house, utilities included. (631)537-3068 acre borders open space. $1,199,000. Owner/ Brok er totally private, 2 BR, full bath, (917)838-1738 LR, w/d, CAC, deck. Available Dec 1, no pets. $1,200 plus 1/2 HA M P T O N B AY S CLEARWATER BEACH utilities. (631)749-0972 WATERFRONT EAST HAMPTON 3 BRs, 2 (631)880-9096 baths, Heated pool. P ossible Rooms Available owner financing. $499,000. SOUTHAMPTON For Rent With (516)790-6207 VILLAGE Kitchen & Private Bath 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo. East Hampton BUILDERS Walking Distance To Washer/ dryer, pool, tennis. OWN! New House, Lar ge 2 Car Montauk Highway No smoking/ pets. Garage, Room for P ool, Walk to $695/ Month Unfurnished $2,350 Beach. 4 Bedroom, 4.5 Bath, $775/ Month Furnished (917)312-0799 Must See $649,000. $200 Weekly Furnished (631)329-3905. $75 Daily Furnished SOUTHAMPTON Charming cottage, 1 BR, oil heat, gas cookQuogue East Realty Co. For Further Information ing, w/d, dishwasher. 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(631)283-0730 rian, 6 br , 5.5 ba, li ving room, parlor with f ireplace, dining 3 Bedroom apartment, room, country kitchen, ing round second floor, 2 Baths, pool, detached guest quar ters. LR, DR, kitchen. Land Current operating as a B&B . $2,200 Year round. 1 Bedroom apartment, East Hampton- Clearwater $729,500 $1,600 Plus utilities. Beach. .5 acre prime Location. Water View. Kings P oint Rd. (516)848-8885 100' to beach path. $459K. (516)921-5414 516-617-2362

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East Quogue. Best buy. 2 br , 1 ba cottage on 6/10 acre. P ossible Southampton Village- Time subdivision. $335,000 Capsule Treasure! Classic style and grace near ocean, authentic center hall stucco colonial, modern amenities, f ireplace, sunroom, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pool, garage, lo vely grounds. Exclusive $3,400,000

Southampton Village East Quogue: BORDERING QUOGUE, Georgian style 4 BR, 4 bath, 2 yrs old , 2 car garage, landscaped, room for pool. Sale $899k, or winter rental $3,500 monthly. Owner/ Brok er (631)766-5635

New to mark et. 3 Bedroom, 4 Bath, walk to to wn, heated pool, CAC, 2 car garage, o wner $1,280,000. 917-882-7862




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3 CONTIGUOUS PRIME BUILDING LOTS, TIANA SHORES Approx. 1/2 Acre each. Located on Romana Drive Near Private Community Beach, Pool, Tennis & Clubhouse. Priced $325,000, $350,000, & $365,000.

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799 PARK AVE!!! Magnificent high floor, mint 2 BR, 2 Bath Co-op. Best reno on Park Ave. Huge LR, FDR, state of the ar t kitchen, gym, garage, "the works"! $1,995,000. Maint, $2,916.12 DIANA PONZINI ASSOC. (646)226-3825 (917)549-4847 MA N HATTA N East 63rd St., $459,000.

Sunny wall to wall windows, SOUTHOLD WATERFRONT 1 BR Co-op, 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch, .5 acre, 30' LR/ DR combo, remodeled 180' bulkheaded canal. Dekitchen, new appliances, ws! Hampton Bays: 2 BR, 2 bath sirable area. Great vie w/d permitted. Pets allowed. ranch, $299,000. Hampton $675,000. (847)421-5581 1 month maintenance free. Bays: 3 BR, 2.5 bath ranch, Morley Agency $305,000. Hampton Bays: WaOwner (917)710-3405 38 Hampton Road terfront 1 BR plus loft, $525,000. Southampton, NY Hampton Bays: Rampasture 631/283-8100 Point, large 2 BR, 2 bath ranch, Land $499,000. Flocee Realty , It's a Great Time to buy a farm (631)728-0487 Water Mill- Deerfield Area PriWe specialize in Sag Harbor Village: 118 yr old , vate Retreat! Saltbo x on 2 acres, North Fork Land 2 story Traditional, LR, DR, 3 room for pool and tennis, catheBR, 2 bath, 2 b locks from center dral living, fireplace, den or 3 SOUTHOLD 45 Acre Vineyard of Village. Asking $850,000. Ex- bedrooms, 2 baths. Great reno va- w 2- Acre Home/ Winery Site tion, rebuild oppor tunity. Exclu- $1,999,000. clusive, K.R.McCrosson R.E. sive $1,150,000 (631)725-3471 SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. (631)325-8201 SAGAPONACK SOUTH Authentic barn for sale, approximately 5,000 square feet. Can stable four horses or convert to home poolhouse, carriage house, storage for cars. Possibilities are endless! Call owner (631)786-5385


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GREENPORT 7.5 Acres w w ater views $650,000. SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. (631)325-8201 It's a Great Time to buy a farm We specialize in North Fork Land SOUTHOLD 36 Acre Farm with 2 Acre Building Area $1,325,000. SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. (631)325-8201 It's a Great Time to buy a farm We specialize in North Fork Land JAMESPORT New Listing. 55 Acres of preser ved farmland. $1,450,000. SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. (631)325-8201 It's a Great Time to buy a farm We specialize in North Fork Land JAMESPORT New Listing, Magnificent secluded ten acres, partially wooded with rights intact. $975,000. SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. (631)325-8201


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18 acres, 13 acres, 4 acres. Pastures, barns, privacy. We have many listings to meet your needs, some with houses, some ready for development. Oh the possibilities! Georgiana B. Ketcham Licensed Real Estate Broker Shorewood Office (631)749-0800 Heights Office (631)749-3388 Wyoming Ranch 76,400 acres Check it out at Price reduction Motivated Seller. $10,750,000 Coldwell Banker, RCI Realty 406-587-7653

SOUTHAMPTON Restaurant and Bar For Sale Owner will hold Private Mortgage Call for details 772-486-8239

PECONIC BAYFRONT Hampton Bays. Ideal building parcel with 100' of bulkhead frontage on beautiful sandy beach. Glorious sunsets and clean clear water for swimming and boating. Bring your architect and ideas for that consummate beach house. Approvals in place for a 4 bedroom home with waterside pool. Exclusive $995K Web# 5289 Tim Davis 631.283.7300x211

Charming Colonial set on 1.7 Acre Property, Features 6 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, Living Room, FDR, EIK, Huge Full Basement, 2 Car Garage, IG Pool, Ask 1.7 mil. Close to Hwy & Beaches 516-726-7515

Amagansett. Lanes 1 stor y modern garden surrounded on .74 acre with pri vate heated pool and w all of windo ws Exclusive $3M WEB# 55728 Ted Goldbergh 631.267.7415

East Hampton. Nor thwest hideaway mini compound set on 2.2 acres with fenced heated pool, cabana, garage Exclusi ve $1.495M WEB# 38583 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426 Sag Harbor. New to market in village beautifully decorated cedar f armhouse on shy 1/2 acre with room for pool Co-Exclusi ve $1.495M WEB# 51870 Ling Li 631.267.7452 East Hampton. Under priced to sell recentl y appraised for $750k. 2800 SF +/-, heated pool,stone patio,CAC, garage Exclusi ve $675K WEB# 25958 Vanessa Mothes 631.267.7444 Amagansett. Village fringe northside walk to everything from this priced to sell traditional on 1 acre Exclusive $999,999 WEB# 45972 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 Amagansett. Stroll to village and ocean all the amenities of an Amagansett Lane with pool but not the price Co-Exclusive $2.295M WEB# 42356 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 East Hampton. Convenient to village e xquisite 3 yr old 4000 SF +/- traditional with inground pool on 1 acre Exclusi ve $1.995M WEB# 29952 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420 East Hampton. Ne w to mark et on .5 Acre Easy to maintain 1 story 3 bed-room contemporary with deck and heated pool Exclusi ve $689K WEB# 41737 John Taylor 631.267.7453 East Hampton. Waterfront opportunity upside down modern with 100 foot frontage on Hog Creek. Room for pool. Exclusi ve $995K WEB# 39224 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 Amagansett. Dunes setting lot .72 acres adjacent to parkland. ZB A approvals, possible 2nd story bay views Excl $785K WEB# 5723 Peter Hallock 631.899.0301 Montauk. Moorlands expansive post-modern on 11 ocean view acres sur -rounded by reserve Exclusive $12.5M WEB# 50831 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400 Montauk. 360 de gree water views hill-top modern collaboratively built b y Michael Mensch and owner. Pool Exclusive $4.495M WEB# 28593 Krae Van-Sickle 631.267.7400 Bridgehampton Office 2405 Main Street â&#x20AC;˘ 631.537.7773 Bridgehampton. Sprawling Ranch On Lumber Lane In Horse Countr yESTATE SALE 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. 1 acre, o wner financing. Exclusive $1.495M WEB# 22240 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Montauk Office 729D Montauk Hwy â&#x20AC;˘ 631.668.3500 Montauk. Oceanview ditch lot less than a block from the best surfing beach, build your beach escape. Exclusive $375K WEB# 5405 Constance Tighe 631.899.0411 Montauk. Oceanview studio y ear round at Montauk Manor. Fully furnished with queen bed. Onsite amenities Exclusi ve $169K WEB# 53531 John Taylor 631.267.7453 Sag Harbor Office 155 Main Street & Madison â&#x20AC;˘ 631.725.1500 Sag Harbor Village. Renovated charmer cottage on .65 acre. CAC, guest cottage, heated pool and spa Exclusi ve $2.395M WEB# 21333 Krae VanSickle 631.267.7400

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Owner (516)729-7000 Water Mill: good location, private 3 acres, room for substantial house/ pool/ tennis. $835,000. (631)726-5352

WESTHAMPTON BEACH JAMESPORT 19+ Acres with Bath/ Tennis Club. Studio on right to ha ve farm stand/ tasting Dune Road. Marb le Bath. Lo w room $599,000. SOUTHOLD 2.49 Acre Wood- SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. Maintenance. $189,000. ed Lot ne xt to preser ve (917)523-7099 (631)325-8201 $345,000. It's a Great Time to buy a farm SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. We specialize in (631)325-8201 North Fork Land It's a Great Time to buy a farm We specialize in JAMESPORT 1 acre ne xt to North Fork Land vineyard $235,000. SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. RIVERHEAD 35 Acres prime (631)325-8201 farm land $950,000. SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. (631)325-8201 Sag Harbor Village: Bldg lot, wooded 1/3 acre. Asking $350,000. North Haven Village: Wooded 1/3 acre b ldg lot. Asking $625,000. Exclusi ve. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471

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Amagansett. South of the highw ay opportunity 4 bedroom 3 bath traditional on 1.3 acres.Room to add pool and e x-pand Co.Exclusive $4.6M WEB# 55427 Ph yllis Estey 631.267.7431

Hampton Bays. Renovated ranch home 4 East Hampton. Village fringe fashion newly bedroom, 3 bath, f inished basement, pool. refurbished with sliders leading to patio and Crisp and clean. Exclusi ve $599K WEB# heated gunite pool. Exclusi ve $1.695M 25545 Mary Slattery 631.702.9263 WEB# 54192 Dakota Arkin 631.267.7422 Southampton. Just reduced in Southampton Hampton Bays. Great star ter home 3 bed- 3 bedroom, 2 bath cottage. CA C, room for pool. Centrally located. Exclusi ve $400K room 2 bath ranch with full base-ment and garage. Expansion possib le WEB# 49894 Mary Slattery 631.702.9263

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open houses this weekend Saturday, November 6th and Sunday, November 7th

montAuK. sAt. 11/6 , noon-2pm. 19 genesse court

montAuK. sAt. 11/06, 1-2:30pm. 10 Hoppin Ave.

AmAgAnsett. sAt. 11/6, 1pm-3pm. 159 AtlAntic Avenue.

eAst HAmpton. sAt. 11/6, 12-2pm. 430 tHree mile HArBor Hog creeK rd.

Living up, bedrooms down. Four bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace, wraparound upper deck, near ocean beach. Exclusive $649 WeB# 35121

Newly listed. Bright 3 bedroom, 2 bath distinctive Ditch Plains two-level, hexagonalshape home. Exclusive $779K WeB# 19393

Ocean view property with rare 2 structures permitted. 2200 SF+/- main with legal guest cottage. Co-Exclusive $2.495M WeB# 52830

2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, fireplace, wood floors, garage, basement, half acre. Exclusive $439K WeB# 43288

gerri tomitz 631.899.0422

peter moore 631.899.0271 lois moore 631.899.0604

erin Keneally 631.807.5651

sAg HArBor. sAt. 11/6, 11:30-1pm. 28 BAy vieW drive.

BridgeHAmpton. sAt. 11/6, 11Am-2pm. 44 tAnsey lAne.

BridgeHAmpton. sun. 11/7, 11Am-1:30pm. 774 lumBer lAne.

WAter mill. sAt. 11/6, 1-3pm. 39 coBB Hill lAne .

Near beach and tennis, 3 bedroom, 3 bath, hardwood floors, fireplace, CAC, garage. Exclusive $895K WeB# 35966

Three bedrooms, 3 baths on .53 acre. Fireplace, den, CAC , pool, and reserve with private pond. Exclusive $1.195M WeB# 52729

Estate sale 3 bedrooms, 2 baths on builder’s acre, fireplace. Owner financing available. Exclusive $1.495M WeB# 22240

Seven bedrooms, 7.5 baths, carriage house, pool and tennis court. Co.Exclusive $5.495M WeB# 22902

maureen geary 631.725.3867

renee despins 917.439.3404

renee despins 917.439.3404

tim davis 631.283.7300

WAter mill. sAt. 11/6, 11Am 12:30pm. 13 FAirBAnKs court.

soutHAmpton. sun. 11/7, 3-5pm. 23 And 25 KorAl drive.

soutHAmpton. sAt. 11/06, 1-3pm. 6 st. AndreWs circle.

soutHAmpton. sAt. 11/06 And sun 11/07, 1-3pm. 24 HAlsey necK lAne.

2,200 SF+/- 3 bedrooms, 3 baths overlooking reserve. Finished lower level, heated pool. Exclusive $995K WeB# 39968

Waterfront with 130’ of bulkhead/dock 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths. Exclusive $2.5M WeB# 36410

Don’t miss this newly constructed 6 bedroom home with a classic design priced under $5M. Exclusive $4.795M WeB# 37178

cristina matos 631.766.3378 elise douglas 917.864.0440

sara ray 631.204.2662 mary slattery 631.702.9263

Three bedroom townhouse with southwest exposure and amazing light. Community pool and tennis and one-half mile to village Exclusive $595K WeB# 52180

soutHAmpton. sAt. 11/06, 11Am-1pm. 16 Hillside roAd.

soutHAmpton. sAt. 11/6 And sun 11/7, 1-3pm. 124 Burnett street.

sHinnecocK Hills. sAt. 11/06, 1-3pm. 35 AquA drive.

remsenBurg. sAt. 11/6, 1-4pm. 160A soutH country roAd.

Amazing water views. Renovated 4,000 SF+/hilltop modern on 1.9 acre. Exclusive $1.995M WeB# 41523

Renovated 4 bedroom 3.5 bath, 2 blocks from shops. Gunite pool and poolhouse. Exclusive $2.35M WeB# 15060 michael Forestano 631.702.9236 roger Blaugh 631.702.9258

Newly upgraded home with open floorplan has 5 bedrooms, 5.5 baths and a heated pool. Exclusive $1.65M WeB# 38580

cristina matos 631.766.3378 elise douglas 917.864.0440

Carriage house and guest cottage South of highway on .40 of an acre. Room for expansion and pool and 250‘ to Shinnecock Bay. Exclusive $795K WeB#34548

meegan darby 631.375.1365

meegan darby 631.375.1365

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