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6DWǧSP %HDFK3OXPǧ Ocean views are surrounded by a national park-quality dunescape with extensive natural plantings to ensure your privacy. The 5,600sf. home includes 5BR, 5.5B and custom millwork and cabinetry. Amenities include a htd, chlorine free gunite pool (pool house/ bar area), 3 fpls and a 2-car garage. F#47613 | Web#H0147613. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP 0DLGVWRQHǧ 3 large BR and 2 well-appointed baths (plus an ofďŹ ce/loft). The htd pool is ensconsed by plantings and complimented by a poolhouse equipped with a private outdoor shower. Landscaping and irrigation around the rest of house. F#62614 | Web#H53562. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP 0DLGVWRQHǧ Lovely dunes contemporary on a spacious, corner landscaped lot. Bright & sunny, stress free beach house offers 3BR, 2B, plus 20x40 htd pool, one block to ocean access. F#65120 | Web#H29924. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP 0RQWDXN+LJKZD\ǧ Beautiful ocean and bay views from this renovated contemporary beach house. 4BR, 3.5B, LR, new kitchen and multi-level decks with views. Excl. F#241167. Dir: Montauk Hwy (Rt 27) past Amagansett towards the Napeague Dunes. House on your right. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 


6DW 6XQǧSP )DLU+LOOV/DQHǧ New 5BR, 6.5B hilltop traditional w/den, great room, 3 fpls, family room, chef’s kit., FDR, screened porch, gunite pool. Excl. F#52475 | Web#H0152475. Dir: Rt.27E, left on Butter, right on Scuttle Hole, left on Brick Kiln, right on Fair Hills Ln. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 


6XQǧSP 7KUHH0LOH+DUERU5RDGǧ Immaculate traditional w/ open oor plan & stunning harbor views. 5,200sf, 5BR, 6.5B, full acre on a hill, gunite pool, chef’s kitchen, 3 fpls, steam shower. Excl. F#57205 | Web#H0157205. Dir: Across from 3 Mile Harbor boat yard. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP 6XQVHW/DQHǧ Outstanding village value, total renovation and expansion. Beautiful gourmet kitchen/family room, great room w/ stone fpl, 4BR including private master suite & full guest suite, 3.5B, private half acre w/ pool and potential pool house, CAC. F#49473 | Web#H0149473. Dir: Osborne Ln to Sunset. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP +RUVH0HDGRZ/Qǧ Fabulous 3,000 sq.ft. retreat. Located just outside the Village, steps to world class beaches, shops and restaurants. Home features 4 large BRs as well as a formal DR, family room, and a large LR with fpl, all with French doors leading outside. Breathtaking ďŹ eld views across the adjacent 17-acre preserve. Heated gunite pool, outdoor shower, irrigation system, security system, central air, and a 1-car gar. Excl. F#66059. Dir: From Rt 27, take Green Hollow Rd past the open ďŹ eld on the right to Horse Meadow Lane. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6XQǧDPSP 6FDOORS$YHQXHǧ Just listed in the Hands Creek Association. Just 2 blocks from beach and boat launch, sits this modern home of a renowned photographer/artist. Set on 2/3 of an acre w/ 3BR, 2B and a ďŹ n. bsmt. Excl. F#66654 | Web#H14967. Dir: 27E. to Stephens Hands Path, left on Hands Creek, right on Clamshell, left on Scallop. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP +HGJHV$YHQXHǧ Beautifully furnished, this 3BR, 2B home is located at the end of a cul-de-sac in a quiet neighborhood w/ reserves bordering the property on the other side. Excl. F#60934 | Web#H14866 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP &HGDU'ULYHǧ Newly built post modern 4BR, 3B on a quiet street close to bay and marina. Open kitchen, granite countertops and stainless steel appliances. Bedroom w/ walkin closet, bath and laundry room on 1st oor. CAC. Excl. F#65923 | Web#H40000. Dir: 3 Mile Harbor to Sycamore, right on Cedar. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP *ODGH5RDGǧ Newly constructed post modern w/ 4BR, 3B situated on a quiet street close to bay and marina. Open kitchen. 1st oor laundry room, BR and full bath. Excl. F#67480 | Web#H15937. Dir: 3 Mile Harbor, right on Woodbine, left on Glade. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP +DUERU9LHZ/DQHǧ Gambrel-traditional style home with water views of the harbor hosting 3BR, 2.5B on private cul-de-sac w/ beautiful grounds. Excl. F#66315 | Web#H47497. Dir: North on 3 Mile Harbor Rd, left on Harbor View Ln, make last left before dead end, house on left. 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP 5RXWHǧ Located on cul-de-sac, this 2-story, 4BR, 2.5B traditional-style home features fpl, CAC. Excl. F#42998 | Web#H22965. Dir: Sag Harbor Tpk near Good Friend Dr, on left side, if going east. 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP +DUERU%OYGǧ 2-story contemp. w/ 3BR, 2B, open plan dining and living area w/ cathedral ceilings, CAC, oversized deck, lush garden surroundings, plus a separate artists studio and shed. Also features ramp for handicap accessibility. F#65152 | Web#H55942. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 


6DWǧDPSP (QFRUH%OYGǧ Only a few condos offer the privacy on the preserves in this exclusive 24-hour gated community of Encore Atlantic Shores. Must see. F#67348 | Web#H46815. Dir: Mtk Hwy to Eastport Manor Rd. Right onto CR 51. Right on Encore. Security will direct you. :HVWKDPSWRQ2IȊFH


6XQǧSP :DVKLQJWRQ'ULYHǧ Dock your boat at this newly renovated bay front home, situated on a deepwater lagoon in a private bay front community. Custom quality throughout. F#47776 | Web#H0147776 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IȊFH

6DWǧSP :KDOH5RFNǧ Redesigned 1,700sf. modern beach house in NW on 1 acre w/ L-shaped oor plan consists of two wings. Open loft-like space with dining, living areas and fpl, 2 guest BR, master BR suite and luxuriant bath. Excl. F#67296 | Web#H41792 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH

6DWǧSP 2FHDQYLHZ5RDGǧ Three level custom built home on private ag lot w/ deeded “Sunrise Terraceâ€? access for swimming/boating on Shinnecock Bay. Bay to ocean views. F#64930 | Web#H49469 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6DWǧSP 7KUHH0LOH+DUERUǧ This chic contemporary offers 4BR, 3B with LR and dining area all are overlooking the harbor. Master bedroom offers marble bath and breath taking water views. Sound system throughout the house. Excl. F#55695 | Web#H0155695 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IȊFH

6XQǧSP 4XRJXH6Wǧ 3-story trad., circa 1900, has been currently renovated to get this old school charmer in line with today’s modern comforts and conveniences. 7BR, 7B and 4 separate living areas with 3 ďŹ replaces. F#65499 | Web#H33693. :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH



6DWǧSP 1R\DF5RDGǧ Beautifully appointed 2-story traditonal home offering 5BR, 5.5B and space galore on 1.30 acres. Features 1st & 2nd oor masters (both w/ fpl), formal dining room, ďŹ replace, and htd. gunite pool surrounded by brick patios. Excl. F#52422 | Web#H0152422 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP %D\YLHZ$YHQXHǧ Totally renovated 1892 Village classic offers front parlor w/fplc, dining room, 3 BRMS, 3.5 BA, top-of-the-line eat-in kitchen, heated pool and pool house w/full bath. Pretty gardens, rocking chair porch, rear deck. Excl. F#66708 | Web#H48056 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP 0DLQ6WUHHWǧ Cottage-style with scenic views of Otter Pond features full basement, hardwood oors, Jacuzzi, ďŹ replace, a/c, separate 2-car garage, patio and room for pool. Excl. F#59191 | Web#H0159191. 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH


6DW  ǧ DPSP 2OG)RUW/DQHǧ Fabulous waterfront traditional with 180 degree bay views, 6BR, 4.5B on .44 acre. with 300ft. bulkhead, slip for 36ft. boat & pool. Excl. Dir: West on Old Montauk Hwy, left on Old Fort Lane. F#67206 | Web#H35924. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP +HUULFN5RDGǧ Cape cod renovation, 2 blocks to Main Street, 5 blocks to ocean. Substantial mature landscaping, 4BR, 3.5B, gunite pool. CoExcl. Dir: South on Main St., left on Herrick Rd. F#52580 | Web#H0152580. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP 3RVW/DQHǧ Mini compound with 2-story, 3BR, 3B cape and separate 1BR, 1B guest cottage, with heated pool on .36 of an acre. Just 2 blocks to the ocean and 2 blocks to the heart of village. F#67140 | Web#H39452. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧDPSP $TXD'ULYHǧ What a view! Fabulous, 4BR, 2B, waterfront cape with 2 seaside decks & staircase to water. Southern exposure, 180 degree bay and ocean views. Room for pool. Excl. F#67399 | Web#H49727. Dir: West on Hill St., left on Lenape. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW  ǧ SP /D\WRQ$YHQXHǧ Beautifully renovated village traditional home and separate cottage sited on .5 acres just 3 blocks from Main St. Mature landscaping, gunite pool, 5BR, 4B. Excl. F#60880 | Web#H55583. Dir: Hampton Rd., left on Elm, left on Layton. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP .RUDO'ULYHǧ Custom built, 4BR, 3B, spacious veranda overlooking private grounds and htd pool. Excl. Dir: West on Mtk Hwy, left on Little Neck, right on Middle Pond to Koral Drive. F#65585 | Web#H34769. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6XQǧSP 6HERQDF5RDGǧ Handsome 3,300 stucco home w/ 4BR, 3.5B, formal DR & LR, full basement, htd gunite pool. Located within a mile of Sebonac, Shinnecock, Southampton & National golf clubs. F#61300 | Web#H23660 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧSP 6KLQQHFRFN+LOOV5RDGǧ 3BR, 2B, fpl, granite kit., ďŹ n. bsmt. & garage. Pool & hot tub surrounded by beautiful landscaping. Excl. F#66649 | Web#H14649. Dir: CR-39, south on GreenďŹ eld, right on Shinnecock Hills Rd. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6XQǧSP +XEEDUG/DQH8QLWǧ Townhouse w/ 3BR, 2.5B, LR w/fpl, dining area, EIK, new CAC and patio. Complex includes 2 htd pools, Jacuzzi, 7 tennis courts & gym. Exl. Dir: CR39W, left on Hubbard, right into Hamptons Club II. F#66929 | Web#H46195. Dir: CR-39 west, (pass SUNOCO gas station) Left on Hubbard, right into Hamptons Club II, (Unit-46) 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH  6DWǧSP /LWWOH1HFN5RDGXQLWǧ Arguably the best unit in Club on the Bay. What makes this unit so special is that your slip, with its 12-ft. beam, lies directly in front of your deck. You simply cannot live any closer to the water. F#43442 | Web#H0143442. :HVWKDPSWRQ2IȊFH

WATERMILL 6DW 6XQǧSP 6WHSKHQ+DOVH\3DWKǧ Bright contemporary home, 1.2 acres, SOH, 1.5 miles to Flying Point Beach and close to Mecox Bay. Tennis court, heated gunite pool, and 3,300 sq. ft. of living space, 5 BRS, 4.5BAs, modern EIK, ďŹ n. bsmt. Excl. F#33809 | Web#H0133809. Dir: Montauk Highway to Cobb Road, right onto West Cobb Road, right onto Stephen Halsey Path %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧSP &RYH3RLQW&RXUWǧ Spacious, 3BR, 2.5B contemp. condo with fabulous master suite/ fpl and balcony with cove water views leading to Mecox Bay. Large deck opening to a manicured lawn, pool & tennis. Full bsmt, low taxes & mntnc. Excl. F#67150 | Web#H33495. Dir: East on Mtk Hwy, right on Bay Ave to Cove Point Ct. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP %ODQN/DQHǧ Many possibilities in this 3BR, 2B ranch ideally sited on .96 acres. This attractive home offers FDR, hardwood oors plus fpl, private den, family room, bsmt. Excl. F#67047 | Web#H10091 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH

WESTHAMPTON 6XQǧSP -DJJHU/DQHǧ 6000sf. manor house w/ 6BR, 6.5B, FLR w/ fpl, FDR, country kitchen, sunroom, library, separate guest apt w/ 2BR, 1B and a third oor playroom/media room. F#45763 | Web#H0145763. :HVWKDPSWRQ2IȊFH

NORTHFORK 6XQǧSP 0DLQ5RDG&XWFKRJXHǧ Lovely 4BR, 5.5B cape which can be a single residence or quaint Bed & Breakfast. Woodburning/gas ďŹ replace, hardwood oors, formal dining room, living room, gracious front porch and more. Web # 2118474 0DWWLWXFN2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP :LOORZ7HUUDFH/DQH2ULHQW Bayfront, nearly new 3,600 sf. home with 4BR, 4B, gourmet kitchen, master bedroom suite with terrace, living room, ďŹ replace, family room, full basement, attached 2-car garage & sunsets galore. Web#2110944 0DWWLWXFN2IČŠFH








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Unconstitutional? Battle Over Mothers with Baby Carriages in Westhampton Beach


Sag Harbor Groups Weigh in on Ferry Road


Sagaponack 11962 “The Richest Zip Code in America” Falls Out of Top 10. Why?


Indian Smoke Shops Urged to Pay Taxes


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Million Dollar Rent Estate of Mind: EH: Out with the Old, In with the New


In Montauk: Who Owns “The Cove”?


Pipe Dreams A Rare Beach Find. Where’s it from? What’s it Worth?



Vitriol, Rhetoric at EH Open Town Meeting



Lucky Winners of the 2008 HIFF Awards


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Special Section: The Hamptons International Film Festival 44 48 48 49




Review: All My Sons Back Beat Flick Picks

COMING UP THE MOST COMPLETE COMING EVENTS GUIDE IN THE HAMPTONS This week’s coming events are in the following sections:


Art Events – pg. 54 Day by Day – pg. 54 Kids’ Events – pg. 43 Movies – pg. 49









Art Commentary Classified Daily Specials Dan’s North Fork Earthly Delights Err, A Parent Gordin’s View

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Green Monkeys Hampton Jitney Honoring the Artist Letters To Dan Police Blotter Service Directory Sheltered Islander

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Shop Til Silvia Lehrer Cooks Side Dish South O’ The Highway Twentysomething

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October is New York Wine Month October is New York Wine Month – the perfect time for you to discover the new world of world-class wineries. Throughout the State, more than 300 fine restaurants and wine shops are featuring New York wines from |over 90 wineries, including many of the 400 Gold Medal winners from national and international wine competitions in 2007. It’s the perfect time to taste the newly-released wines from the 2007 vintage, which was the best in over 15 years. New York now has over 230 wineries in the Long Island, Hudson Valley, Finger Lakes, Thousand Islands, Niagara Escarpment and Lake Erie regions as well as other parts of the State.

New York produces a broad range of wines to suit every taste and budget: dry, semi-dry and sweet; red, white and rose. A special new Web site contains all the information you need to find the restaurants and wine shops near you. And visit a winery this summer and fall to taste all of their products. You’ll be supporting your neighbors and boosting New York’s economy. We invite you to Uncork New York – and taste the excitement.

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Grape Culture 248 Lake Avenue St. James (631) 862-4727

Jedediah Hawkins Inn 400 South Jamesport Avenue Jamesport (631) 722-2900

Seafood Barge 62980 Main Road Southold (631) 765-3010

La Cuveé 326 Front Street Greenport (631) 472-0066

The Old Mill Inn 5775 West Mill Rd Mattituck (631) 298-8080

The Plaza Café 61 Hill St Southampton (631) 283-9323 1147607

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Publisher: Kathy Rae Managing Editor: Susan M. Galardi Assistant to the Publisher Ellen Dioguardi Display & Web Sales Executives Annemarie Davin, Catherine Ellams, Karen Fitzpatrick, Jean Lynch, Tom W. Ratcliffe III, Jim Smith Classified Advertising Manager Lori Berger Classified & Web Sales Executives Kathy Camarata, Steve Daniel,Sam Pierce, Christina Poulos, Patti Kraft, Richard Scalera Graphic Designer/Web Designer Lianne Alcon

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Announcing the Upcoming Tours Lineup… Christmas Tree Shop, Cracker Barrel, Yankee Candle and Julia’s Bakery - Sat., Nov. 8th – $54 pp. – Have an early lunch (on your own) and do some shopping at Cracker Barrel. Reminiscent of an old country store, you will find nostalgic gifts, classic children’s toys, candles, old-fashioned candies, housewares and more. Next, you will travel to the Christmas Tree Shop for bargains galore! Also at Christmas Tree Plaza is Yankee Candle, Julia’s Bakery and more. Holiday shopping couldn’t be easier.

New York Philharmonic Presents - HOLIDAY BRASS at Avery Fisher Hall (3 p.m. performance) – Sun., Dec. 14th - $140 pp. – A New York tradition! The Philharmonic’s Principal Brass and the Canadian Brass present their annual Holiday classic, filled with wit, virtuosity, and the glorious music of the season. Comprising the principal brass players of the New York Philharmonic and the virtuosos of the Canadian Brass, you will surely be delighted. Lunch is included at Seppi’s restaurant.

Don’t miss out on this wonderfully relaxing tour - AS SEEN ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA: The Red Lion Inn – Stockbridge, MA – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tues., Nov. 9th-11th $389 pp./do. – Discover some of the wonders of the Berkshires and/or take the opportunity to visit and have a tour of Hancock Shaker Village, stroll through the village of Stockbridge, unwind at the Inn, and stop at the Norman Rockwell Museum. The Red Lion Inn is one of the few remaining American inns in continuous use since the 18th century and is a charter member of Historic Hotels of America. This tour is intended for your relaxation, so come unwind with us on this pleasurable excursion.

Vermont Christmas – 3-Day Tour – Tues.–Thurs., Dec. 16th-18th-$425 pp./do. – Relish the time before the start of your holidays in a relaxing atmosphere. Vermont is the perfect place to prepare for the holidays. Save your money for some very unique gifts as you will have ample shopping opportunities among the many wonderful activities.

Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas” The Musical - Wed., Nov. 19th and Wed., Dec. 17th $199 pp. and Wed., Dec. 17th – $208 pp. – The classic holiday film comes to the Broadway stage. Described as “a new musical stage reinvention of the beloved classic film,” the musical tells the story of two showbiz buddies who put on a show in a picturesque Vermont inn, and find their perfect mates in the bargain. Many Irving Berlin classics are showcased in the new musical, including “Count Your Blessings Instead of Sheep,” “I Love a Piano,” “Sisters,” “How Deep is the Ocean” and the unforgettable title song, “White Christmas.” Christmas In Victorian Cape May – 3-Day Tour – Mon.-Wed., Dec. 1st-3rd – $545.00 pp./do. Cape May attracts visitors from all over the world. It’s no wonder. The entire New Jersey seashore town is a National Historic Landmark. Christmas here is a magical time. The Victorian houses are all decked out in beautiful lights and the whole downtown historic area transforms almost magically. The warmth and joy of an old-fashioned holiday prevails. You will have tours (one on the Holly Trolley), adventures, a tea luncheon and a wine tasting, too! “Shrek” The Musical – Sat., Dec. 6th – $193 pp. – Joining Shrek on his journey from the swamp to the stage will be his wisecracking sidekick Donkey, Princess Fiona, Lord Farquaad and a chorus of everybody’s favorite fairytale creatures. With more layers than ever and a completely original new score, Shrek The Musical proves that there’s more to the story than meets the ears. Christmas at The Greenbrier® - 4-Day Tour – Sun.–Wed., Dec. 7th-10th - $979 pp./do. – West Virginia’s Greenbrier Resort, a National Historic Landmark in the Allegheny Mountains, is consistently ranked as one of the best resorts in the world. Experience its luxury, charm, elegance, history and tradition. The fireplaces are crackling and there are miles of garland and an abundance of poinsettias in their lobbies. Rejuvenate, rekindle and relax your winter blues away as you enjoy impeccable service. Call for the full itinerary, as this experience will last a lifetime. Radio City Music Hall – Christmas Spectacular – Dec. 11th & Dec. 16th - $156 pp., and Dec., 18th - $166 pp. and Dec. 14th - $159 pp. - Let the Rockettes take you on a thrilling ‘tour of Manhattan’ at the height of the holiday season. You will be thrilled whether or not you have ever seen this extravagant event. Hampton Jitney is pleased to escort you on this Christmas time adventure. Always exciting – always great!

Our 3rd Annual excursion to “1964: The Tribute” at Carnegie Hall – Sat., Jan. 10th – $180 pp. – The finest Beatles tribute concert you’ll ever experience – The exceptional talent of these remarkable men will ensure a sensational concert experience. They are world renowned and dubbed “the best Beatles Tribute Show on earth” by Rolling Stone Magazine. Combine a wonderful dinner with Prime Orchestra seats for this performance and you are assured a fabulous evening. Turning Stone Resort & Casino – Overnight – Sun.–Mon., Jan. 18th-19th - $165 pp./do. – Join Hampton Jitney as we venture to this award-winning resort and casino in New York’s scenic Mohawk Valley. Enjoy luxurious hotel accommodations, a world-class casino and so much more. You will receive a $10 Meal Voucher, $30 Free Play Coupon or Bingo Dollars and have a wonderful Breakfast Buffet included. “Billy Elliot” The Musical – Wed., Jan. 21st– $202 pp. – See this smash hit musical direct from London, based on the hit film and featuring a score by Elton John! Billy Elliot is a funny, heart-warming and feel-good celebration of one young boy’s dream in a gripping tale of triumph over adversity. Based on the enormously popular film, this powerful new musical is the story of a boy who discovers he has a special talent for dance, while the boys all around him are more interested in boxing. “South Pacific” – Valentine’s Day Special – Sat., Feb. 14th - $226 pp. – Lincoln Center Theater presents this Rodgers & Hammerstein revival. Set during World War II, it tells the story of an American lieutenant and an American nurse and their relationships with some of the residents of the exotic islands where they find themselves stationed. The musical score is absolutely beautiful. Don’t miss this exciting musical.

Also Available:

To Make A Tour Reservation Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton Or dial extensions 328 and 329 to reach our Greenport office.


We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more.

Visit us online at

for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott.


Bally’s Atlantic City Overnight – Sun.-Mon., 11/2-11/3 INCLUDE – Lunch or dinner (unless “The Nutcracker” Ballet – Sat. 12/20 otherwise indicated), a Hampton “13, A New Musical” – Sat., 2/21 Jitney professional driver, tour “The Lion King” – Wed., 2/25 escort and deluxe round-trip Philadelphia 2-Day Tour – Colonial Gossip & transportation. Call for Glorious Gardens – Sat.-Sun., 2/28-3/1 complete package details. Philadelphia Flower Show – Sun., 3/1 & Sat., 3/7 Billy Elliot / Jersey Boys Show Choice – Wed, 3/11

Hampton Jitney’s Value Pack

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South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

Through our online website reservation and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for information & reservations. Make your travel reservations quickly and accurately, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Book.


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Hampton Jitney Fall 2008 Schedule

To Manhattan

Westbound ¬



Montauk Napeague


Hampton Bays

W Sept./Oct. W Sun Sat & Sun Sun Only Nov./Dec. Only 7:15 8:30 10:15

East Quogue




10:20 12:20 2:20





8:35 10:20

Quogue Westhampton

5:15 5:25

6:25 6:35

8:30 8:40

10:30 12:30 2:30 10:40 12:40 2:40

3:30 3:40

5:00 5:10

6:30 6:40

7:30 7:40

8:45 10:30 8:55 10:40

Airport Connection  7:05  7:20 Manhattan


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W Sun Only 4:45 4:50

W Sun Only 9:30 9:35
























5:55 6:00

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9:45 9:50

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2:00 2:05

2:05 2:10

2:45 2:50

3:45 —

4:15 4:25

4:45 —

5:15 5:20

6:00 6:05

7:00 7:05

8:15 8:20

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10:00 10:05

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— 5:05

— 6:05

— 6:45

— 7:15

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8:00 8:15

— 9:15

— 10:00

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— 11:15

— 12:15

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— 2:15

— 2:20

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— 5:30

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5:30 —

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10:30 10:55

Airport Connection  6:35 Midtown Manhattan  6:45

7:05 7:20

8:35 8:45

9:00 9:10

9:35 9:45

9:50 10:00

10:20 10:30

11:20 11:30

12:05 12:15

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— 6:20



Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St.

Fri & Sat 7:30 7:35

7 Days 8:30 8:35

Sat Only Sept./Oct. 9:00 9:05

Manhattan / 59th St.



Manhattan / 40th St.



Airport Connection 8:20






Fri & Sat 5:00 5:05

Fri & Sat 5:00 5:05




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Mon thru Sat 10:00 10:05

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Fri Only ‡ Sept. thru Nov. 7 Days 3:00 3:30 3:05 3:35

Sun thru Thurs 4:30 4:35

Mon thru Fri 6:00 6:05

Fri Only Sept./Oct. 7 Days 7:30 8:00 7:35 8:05

Mon thru Sat 9:00 9:05

Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St.

8:35 8:40

9:35 9:40

11:35 11:40

1:35 1:40

3:35 3:40

5:35 5:40

6:35 6:40

9:05 9:10

9:35 9:40

Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection 



















Westhampton Quogue

10:50 10:55

11:50 11:55

1:50 1:55

3:50 3:55

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7:50 7:55

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11:45 11:50 12:00

Southampton Water Mill

10:00 10:05

11:00 11:05

11:30 11:35

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12:30 12:35

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— 10:20

11:20 11:20

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— 12:20

— —

— 1:20

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— 3:20

— 3:50

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— 8:20

— 8:50

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— 10:50

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East Hampton Amagansett Napeague

10:30 10:40 10:55

11:30 11:40 11:55

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12:30 12:40 12:55

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9:00 N





Sun Only 9:30


See Dan’s North Fork Section for our North Fork Line Run!


7 Days 2:30 2:35

To Brooklyn BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End (Eastbound) To Brooklyn (Westbound)

8:30 — 8:35 8:45 8:50 8:55

Trip Notes


B. Heights B. Heights B. Heights Park Slope Park Slope Park Slope

8:30 — 8:35 8:45 8:50 8:55

NORTH Fri FORK LINE PM Park Slope Park Slope Boerum Hill B. Heights

Only 5:30 5:35 5:45 6:00

Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk

Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport

8:00 8:05 8:10 8:15 8:20 8:25 8:35 8:40 8:45 8:55

Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes.

Ambassador Class Service


Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17” leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service.


The “Bonacker” Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday & Westbound Sunday.


Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound).


These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway.

This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed.

These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun. BLOCK ISLAND FERRY CONNECTION - For the convenience of our passengers living near Montauk Harbor or traveling from Block Island, HJ picks up at the Viking Ferry dock on Sunday & Monday at 6:20 p.m. Viking dock is located at 462 Westlake Drive. For more information regarding the Block Island Connection contact or 631-668-5700. Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on our website, by calling Hampton Jitney or by referring to our printed schedule.


631-283-4600 212-362-8400

7:50 8:15 8:20 8:30 8:35 8:45 8:55 9:10 9:15

Fri PM — — — — — 12:15 12:40

LW Sun PM 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:45 6:50 7:00 7:25

Mon AM 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:55






Sun & Fri 7 Days 9:30 11:00 9:35 11:05 11:10


Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Watermill Southampton Manorville Lower Manhattan

To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE (from Lower Manhattan)

Eastbound READ DOWN


TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. Trip availability is subject to change — always call or refer to our website to confirm schedule. BROOKLYN & LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Brooklyn and Lower Manhattan continues this fall. MEADOWLANDS SERVICE: Once again HJ offers direct roundtrip service to Jets/Giants home games.

Fri PM


Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. - Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank


South Street Seaport Pearl St. & Fulton St. - East Side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy’s


Peter Cooper Village 1st Ave. & 23rd St. - East Side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education Building Manorville Southampton Watermill Bridgehampton Wainscott

4:55 6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25 7:30

East Hampton Amagansett

7:40 7:50

ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows” may be charged full fare.


Battery Park City South End Avenue & Albany Across from Gristedes

CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes.


Fri Only 7:00 7:05



4:10 — 4:15 4:25 4:30 4:35

Fri READ DOWN PM AM LIGHT PM BOLD Only Park Slope - 4th Avenue & 9th Street 5:30 Park Slope - 4th Avenue & Union Street 5:35 Boerum Hill - Atlantic Avenue & 3rd Avenue 5:45 B. Heights -Tillary St. between 6:00 Cadman Plaza East & West

I 7 Days 6:30 6:35

To Lower Manhattan MONTAUK LINE


B. Heights - Cadman Pl. & Clark St. B. Heights - Tillary St. B. Heights - Court St. & Joralemon St. Park Slope - Union St. & 4th Ave. Park Slope - Prospect Park W. & 2nd St. Park Slope - 9th St. & 4th Ave.


2:00 2:25

5:00 5:05 5:20 5:30 5:40 5:50 6:05 6:15 6:40

Greenport Southold Peconic Cutchogue Mattituck Laurel Jamesport Aquebogue Riverhead Tanger Outlet

Sun PM Only 5:40 5:50 5:55 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:15 6:20 6:25 6:30


Montauk Napeague Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville







Sun PM Only



Fri PM Only

N 7 Days 5:30 5:35




W Sun Only 3:15 3:20


Mon thru Sat 9:00

7 Days — —

W Sat Sun & B.I. Ferry Connection Mon W P.U. at Ferry 6:20 PM Sept./Oct. Sun Sun & Sat & Sun Only 7 Days Mon Only Nov./Dec. Sept./Oct. 5:30 6:30 7:45 — 5:35 6:35 7:50 —


7 Days 6:30

Sun thru Fri — —

7 Days 1:30 1:35


W 7 Days

Sun & Mon Sept./Oct. I Sun Only 7 Days Nov./Dec. 3:45 — 3:50 —

4:55 5:00



7 Days 5:30

7 Days 12:30 12:35




To The Hamptons



7 Days 3:30


East Hampton Wainscott


7 Days 1:30


Sun thru Fri Sept./Oct. Fri Sun, Mon Only & Fri Sept. thru Nov./Dec. 7 Days 7 Days Nov. 7 Days — 9:30 — 11:30 — 9:35 — 11:35

Manhattan / 86th St.


7 Days 11:30


thru Fri W SH,MA• Mon Sat Only Only 7 Days Sept./Oct. 7 Days 7 Days — 6:30 — 7:30 — — 6:35 — 7:35 —

Fri thru Mon 8:30



Mon thru Sat 9:30

Sun thru Fri. SH,MA• Mon Fri & Only thru Sat Sat Sat 4:30 — 4:35 —


Southampton Manorville


To The Hamptons Eastbound


Water Mill



Sat, Sun & Mon

Mon Fri thru thru Sun & Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7Days 7 Days Mon 7 Days Mon 7 Days 5:00 6:10 8:15 10:15 12:15 2:15 3:15 4:45 6:15





To Manhattan Westbound

Effective Thurs., Sept. 18 through Wed., Jan. 7, 2009

Lower Manhattan Westbound MTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations: • • • • •

2nd Ave. & 34th St. • North Side of Water St. 2nd Ave. & 22nd St. & Broad St. 2nd Ave. & 14th St. • State St. & Battery Place 2nd Ave. & 9th St. (Bowling Green Subway West Side of Allen St. & Station) E. Houston St. • Church St. & Cortlandt • West Side of Pearl St. & St. (Connection to Path Fulton St. Trains to N.J.) • South End Avenue


DAN'S PAPERS, October 24, 2008 Page 13

Unconstitutional? ABattle over Mothers with Baby Carriages in Westhampton Beach By Dan Rattiner A group that is opposed to the erection of an eruv in Westhampton Beach has hired a professor of law from Pennsylvania to write a letter to the Westhampton Beach Village Trustees, explaining to them in great detail why they should not give permission to the local synagogue in that town to erect an eruv. The letter, 18 pages long and written by Special Counsel Marci A. Hamilton of Washington Crossing, PA, and sent to Bruce Rosen, a lawyer from the firm of McCusker, Anselmi, Rosen and Carvelli of Florham Park, NJ, and then forwarded to each member of the Trustees, the Mayor and the Village Attorney individually as well as the Incorporated Village of Westhampton Beach on Wednesday October 7. It was created as an 18-page legal brief complete with footnotes and references to other cases, on behalf of an organization from the Westhampton area recently created, called the Alliance for the Separation of Church and State for the Greater Westhampton Area. (A reply by a lawyer in support of the eruv was sent October 19.) The letter in opposition is well reasoned, and suggests that the creation of an eruv in Westhampton would be a violation of the Constitution, which insists on a separation of

church and state in America. Eruvs are in hundreds of towns, villages and cities throughout the United States, and, physically, consist of a piece of string that runs along the tops of telephone poles confining a particular area, within which, Jews who practice their religion in an Orthodox manner can on the religious day of the week when they are supposed to do no work, nevertheless, “push and carry” wheelchairs, children and infants as

it is illegal to get a government body to approve a religious interpretation. And so, therefore, since there is now a request in for the Village to approve an eruv, a positive response by the Village would essentially be an illegal intrusion between church and state. This is a very interesting argument. And, according to Rabbi Schneier, of the Westhampton Beach Synagogue, it is true that such permission, according to Jewish law, has to be granted by a municipal authority. It can come from any authority that can shut down roads and dictate traffic control in any village, town, county or state. Governor David Paterson could approve this eruv. The argument may be interesting, but it is far fetched. There are plenty of examples of municipalities approving religious requests. Westhampton Beach approves menora lightings, the placement of creches, Blessing of the Fleet Ceremonies and St. Patrick Day parades. On its own it has Easter egg hunts and Christmas trees in villages and parks. The Supreme Court decision ruled that the creation of an eruv is a private matter involving two entities, which are a religious organi-

The basis of the argument is: It’s illegal to get a government body to approve religious interpretation. an exception. The reason they can do this is that rabbis have ruled that in special circumstances, inside the home, things such as carrying children or pushing cradles or pushing the elderly in wheelchairs, can be allowed if an eruv is created. The eruv “extends” the home to include all that is within its confines. The basis of the argument in this brief is that

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Amagansett’s Lorne Michaels and Alec Baldwin appeared in “Saturday Night Live’s” most-watched show since 1994 last weekend. Fourteen million viewers tuned in to see Alaskan governor and Republican vice-presidential hopeful Sarah Palin make her “SNL” debut. After mistaking her for Tina Fey in their skit together, Baldwin told Palin she was “way hotter” in person. * * * Michael and Betty Paraskevas and WVVH-TV have announced that “The Cheap Show” is now back on the air every Friday during the very popular, daily Morning Buzz Show. “The Cheap Show” will air three times on Fridays from now on. The Paraskevas team is also hard at work on this year’s very special “Cheap Show Christmas Special” that will be on WVVH in December. Stay tuned for details. * * * East Hampton’s Martha Stewart and Tory Burch attended the International Antique Show to benefit the Society of Memorial SloanKettering Cancer Center at the Park Avenue Armory in New York City last week. * * * Hamptonite Kelly Ripa will appear with Regis Philbin on an episode of “Brothers & Sisters” this season. They’ll play themselves when Kitty Walker (Calista Flockhart) goes on “Live with Regis and Kelly” to promote the book she wrote about her family’s secrets. * * * Hamptons resident Jon Bon Jovi, who threw a fundraising dinner for Barack Obama at his New Jersey home earlier this year, is none too happy with the McCain campaign for using his hit, “Who Says You Can’t Go Home,” during recent rallies in Middle America. * * * Despite the current economic crisis, Tommy Hilfiger is doing fine. Global sales of Tommy Hilfiger Group rose 30.5%, to $1.13 billion from $867.7 million, in the six-month period to September 30. Contributing to the growth was new business resulting from the purchase of two former licensees, Tommy Hilfiger Footwear Europe and Tommy Hilfiger Japan. * * * East Hampton’s Mariska Hargitay recently sold her eight-room duplex in the 1887 O’Neill Building in Manhattan for $8.15 million. The 4,900-square-foot apartment sale earned Hargitay a nice $1.15 million profit. * * * Rumor has it that Amagansett’s Paul McCartney has invited girlfriend and fellow Hamptonite Nancy Shevell to live with him in the East Sussex, England home he bought for his beloved first wife, Linda. * * * Amagansett super-couple Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are keeping busy these days. Parker is executive pro(continued on page 31)

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By Debbie Tuma The Committee to Save Sag Harbor has been actively trying to make sure that the character of this unique village is being preserved, scrutinizing a number of proposed commercial buildings and other projects. One that causes them great concern is the proposed demolition of the Harborview Professional Building in Sag Harbor, next to the 7/11. Over the years, the large building has housed numerous medical/wellness businesses — chiropractors, dentists and women’s health professionals. At a meeting of the Sag Harbor Planning Board last week, members of the board discussed the “draft final scope” of the proposed

replacement of the Harborview Professional Building with a large apartment building consisting of 18 individually owned units. This proposed new building, on 1.406 acres, would be 43,040 square feet, have 36 parking spaces, an in-ground pool and an 18-slip dock (with one dock slip per apartment owner). This project is known as “One Ferry Road.” The owners of the proposed apartment complex, East End Ventures, LLC, have submitted an application to the Planning Board for an environmental review. This board adopted a positive declaration on the property last August. In September, they had a public scoping session where residents could raise con-

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cerns or issues. The well-attended meeting provided the Planning Board with a lot of questions and information from the public. “They wanted to address concerns in keeping with our waterfront Revitalization Plan,” said Rich Warren, of InterScience Research of Southampton, who is an advisor to the Planning Board. In last week’s meeting, Warren and the board discussed drainage control of the property, soil conditions, docks, dredging, debris control, waste disposal, and upland infrastructures. “During this final scoping session, which was not open to public comment, we finalized the scoping outline and are looking to adopt it on our October 28 meeting, where the board will make final changes and adopt this proposal, giving the applicant a framework for the environmental impact statement,” he explained. But Jeffrey Bragman, an East Hampton attorney who represents two citizens groups — Save Sag Harbor, which is also lobbying for a new zoning code, and Save Our Waterfront — said these groups have “many concerns” about One Ferry Road. “It’s dramatically oversized for the piece of land it’s on,” Bragman said. “At over 43,000 square feet, it’s a monster of a building, and we feel it’s in the wrong place. This is not sensitively planned, and it presents severe visual and aesthetic constraints.” Speaking on behalf of his groups, Bragman added, “This area is the gateway to Sag Harbor — it’s the jewel in the crown. And these people would prefer to see it preserved, at least in part.” He said the proposed new apartment complex “is mostly comprised of a building and parking—there’s a huge amount of parking spaces.” Bragman added that other concerns include traffic and impacts on the water. “In general, this is a very aggressive development, and we feel these concerns need to be addressed before we can proceed.”

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Sagaponack 11962 ”The Richest Zip Code in America” Falls Out of the Top 10. Why? By Dan Rattiner Two years ago, you may recall, the Village of Sagaponack announced itself as the wealthiest zip code in America. This was not a title that they themselves created. This was a title bestowed upon them by the editors of Forbes magazine, who, apparently, had looked over everybody’s income tax returns in America, or something, allocated them by zip code community, did some addition and some division, and came up with which communities had, on average, the wealthiest residents. They published a top 10. Number one was Sagaponack, #2 was Rancho Santa Fe in CA, #3 was Newport Beach, CA and so forth and so on.

Water Mill, NY, came in at #6. No other community here in the Hamptons or on Long Island or anywhere else in New York made it onto this list. 2006 was a banner year in the real estate market, and so a whole lot was made about the cushy neighbors you might find if you bought a home in Sagaponack. There was talk that Sagaponack should consider putting “wealthiest zip code in America” on its village stationery. But then there were those who said that being the wealthiest zip code in America was not something to be bandied about at all. The most beautiful village in America would be worth putting on stationery, or the oldest community in

America for sure. It did make good cocktail conversation, that Sagaponack was the wealthiest community in America, of course. There were those who lived elsewhere, East Hampton and Southampton came to mind, who thought maybe the fix was in when they did all the math. For the most part, however, everyone was pretty pleased to be living in or next to a community that had been declared the richest zip code in America. And they looked forward to 2007. The list in 2007 listed Alpine, NJ, as the richest zip code in America. Water Mill had held its spot as #6. And Amagansett, charging in appar(continued on next page)

INDIAN SMOKE SHOPS URGED TO PAY TAXES By Dan Rattiner Two of the wealthiest New Yorkers who come out to the Hamptons have, one after another, a year apart, filed lawsuits against East End Indian tribes who sell cigarettes without charging the taxes. The two men, both of whom are listed as billionaires by Forbes magazine, are John Catsimatidis, of Southampton, who filed his lawsuit against the Shinnecock tribe one year ago, and Michael Bloomberg, the mayor of New York City and a frequent attendee of the Hampton Classic Horse Show, who filed a total of eight different lawsuits against eight differ-

ent smoke shops located on the Poosepatuck Reservation in Mastic. Bloomberg acted in his capacity as Mayor of New York. It is to be a City lawsuit. These are the only two lawsuits that are currently on record as having been filed against the smoke shops on the reservations. Oddly, in another coincidence, these two men almost came to oppose one another when it came time for the last mayoral election. Bloomberg, the incumbent, was running again. Catsimatidis has been frequently mentioned as a possible candidate for mayor. But Catsimatidis withdrew, so the confrontation

never happened. As you may know, the Mayor is now moving ahead to hopefully run for a third term. He is perhaps the most popular Mayor in history. They might change the laws in the City so he can run for a third term. In any case, both lawsuits claim that the failure of the Indian tribes to collect the cigarette taxes proscribed by New York State and New York City law has deprived those entities of hundreds of millions of dollars. In Bloomberg’s lawsuit, he alleges a shortfall, since 2004, of $715 million, of which the city’s share would be $195 million. (continued on page 28)

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ently from out of nowhere, got the prize for #5. But there was no Sagaponack listed at all in the top 10. It had dropped completely out of sight. Now the 2008 list is out, and this time Alpine, NJ has dropped to #2, and Fisher’s Island, FlL, coming out of nowhere since it had not been on the list for either of the prior two years, was the new #1.

BREAKING NEWS EH Financial Consultant Fired In an unexpected development that is welcome news for some, Nicholas Lynn, the independent financial consultant hired by East Hampton Town was fired on Tuesday. The action came only two months after Lynn was hired to help weed through the ball of wax that is East Hampton’s finances. Lynn was released after an e-mail he wrote was “leaked.” In the e-mail, Lynn wrote about the “party” approach he felt was necessary to convince the Town Board and East Hampton residents of actions that must be taken, including spending cuts and increased taxes. In the e-mail, Lynn criticized Ray Gualtieri, East Hampton School District Superintendent, saying he “pissed off every feeder district,” and called the superintendent lazy and irresponsible. Lynn also outlined how the former Republican administration could be blamed for the Town’s dire fiscal situation.

As for Water Mill, it had climbed up a notch to #5. But now Wainscott was #8. And there was still no sign of either Amagansett or Sagaponack. I know a lot of people who feel, at this point, that the top 10 zip code list is just a whole lot of people on the take. A big check gets you on the top 10. An even bigger check gets you to #2 or #1. But then there are other people who think that this running around all over the place in the rankings of these towns and villages is just so bizarre that it might prove that this list is real. Who could possibly think that Forbes could get away with having villages move up or move down as if by whim or fancy like that without people getting suspicious? It is just so suspicious, it must be the truth. As a result of all this controversy, we here at Dan’s Papers thought – in keeping with our belief that a Pulitzer Prize for investigative reporting is somewhere in the cards for this newspaper – that this needed to be looked into. We sent out a team of reporters. And we have learned the truth. The list of top 10 zip codes is completely on the up and up. And as soon as the new list comes out from the magazine, teams of realtors from the different communities spring into action. It’s a wild scene out there. Everybody is out to get the very wealthiest people out of where they are and over into another town. Signing fees are offered. There are bonuses, big dinners,

announcements of some of the moves, sometimes premature, sometimes not. The wealthy, for the most part, seem to like the attention. They’re usually passed over in the glossy magazine, boldfaced names columns by the celebrities. And the more attention they get, the more offers they get. One of them, who asked that I reveal his name (but I won’t) says he has moved so often in the last three years that his ranking in the 500 Richest Billionaires in America has gone from #282 to #74. As for Sagaponack, they voted at a secret meeting after the 2006 zip code listings came out, that they wouldn’t play the game. They would leave that to Water Mill, Wainscott and Amagansett. Indeed, one Sagaponacker told me that they were proud of their not-so- well-to-do residents, which they call, quaintly, “farmers.” Many of them are mere millionaires or less and are rarely called upon by anybody for anything, except maybe for an ear of corn or a potato. “We know that Sagaponack could win every year if it wanted to. But like college recruiting, we feel it is wrong to be making financial offers to the superwealthy who, in many other ways ,just don’t measure up to what it means to be a Sagaponacker,” he said. Exactly what he meant by that, I do not know. But if it makes people feel good not to participate in this competition, I’m all for it. People from all walks of life is what America is all about. Hooray for Sagaponack. What’s that knock at the door?


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Who Was That? You Certainly Come across Interesting People on Hampton Jitney By Dan Rattiner At 2 p.m. last Wednesday, I was standing on the north side of Montauk Highway, across from the Candy Kitchen in Bridgehampton, waiting for a Hampton Jitney. It was a warm September day. There were a dozen other people — 11 very well-dressed people and one rather small, shabbily dressed man — waiting there for the bus, and the bus came and everybody got on except me and him. I was, and apparently he was, waiting for the more expensive bus to the city, the Jitney Ambassador, that comes five minutes after the regular bus. I wondered about this guy. He stood no more

than 5’5”, had short reddish hair and hornrimmed glasses, and he stooped forward and squinted as he texted on a BlackBerry he held in front of him. And he was no fashion plate. The hem of a white t-shirt stuck out from beneath a striped sweater that was two sizes too small. He wore chino pants with many pockets and rips. He wore sneakers and no socks. A bum? A genius? He looked about 50. The Jitney came. He lifted up the battered duffel bag he’d brought with him, slung a small backpack on his shoulders, and, after me, climbed up and into the bus. There are luxuriously comfortable easy

chairs on the Jitney Ambassador. Also an attendant. He found a seat across the aisle and in front of me, texted some more, and then we were off. From where I sat, I could watch him. How would he spend the next two hours? He put the duffel bag under his seat, opened the backpack and took out a silver laptop. He opened it, pressed “on,” and it sprang to life. He spent the next two hours writing and then re-writing a script, maybe something for TV, a movie, or Broadway. The attendant came by and asked if he’d like something to drink or eat, and he looked up (continued on page 36)

OBAMA, PALIN, CHAGALL & ANTIHAMPTON.COM By Dan Rattiner Every few months, I empty my bag of stray thoughts, ideas and newspaper clippings. Here’s my autumn collection. The first involves the Presidential campaign, which is coming down the home stretch as you read this. It seems to me that McCain is going to have to pull a rabbit out of a hat to win the election for President of the United States on November 4. The big unveiling of this knockyour-socks-off maneuver will be in the November issue of Playboy hitting the stands this week. Check out the foldout. It’s been the best kept secret of the campaign. And it ain’t Joe the

Plumber. As far as Obama goes, watching him these past few months, I have noticed a very subtle change in his appearance since he won the nomination in July. It’s his ears. Have you noticed this? I’m told that every week he goes to see a doctor who, millimeter by millimeter, does a little work on them that’s so subtle that nobody would ever know that what they are seeing every Monday afternoon of each week is a slightly sleeker version of Obama than was there the Monday before. He will no longer have to be held down to keep him from flying off in a strong wind. Thus does he look less wet behind the ears, but more

Presidential. And the poll numbers keep going up. Check it out. * * * Everybody wants to have wind energy, but nobody wants the 100-foot tall steel windmills in their back yard. Neither do the people of Rhode Island. Last week, a company called Deep Water Wind, together with Governor Donald Carcieri, announced a plan to build an offshore wind farm that would cost $1.5 billion to generate 350 megawatts of energy, almost enough to handle all the needs of Providence, RI. (continued on next page)

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The site they have chosen for it is a spot in the ocean 20 miles off Montauk. “This is prime fishing ground,” said Bonnie Brady, executive director of the Long Island Commericial Fisherman’s Association. “I’m very, very suspicious.” * * * A North Haven man says he mistakenly donated a book of Chagall paintings inscribed to him by Marc Chagall to the Montauk Library in 2007. And he wants it back. The trouble is that the Montauk Library held a yard sale a month after this book and many others were donated, and the Chagall book was sold to a collector of old books named Bill Burton, of Sag Harbor, for $50. Dr. Sid Baker, the North Haven man, realized his mistake when he walked down Main Street, Sag Harbor past the Black Cat Bookstore and saw in the window his book up for sale for $1,500. It turned out that Burton had made a consignment deal with the owner of the bookstore, Michael Kinsey. Dr. Baker went into the store, showed Kinsey the inscription inside the front cover, which reads “Best Wishes to Sid Baker from Marc Chagall,” and said he wanted it back. Kinsey said he only had it on consignment, and after giving the matter some thought, decided to return the book to book dealer Burton so that he could figure out what to do about Dr. Baker’s claim. Burton talked to Dr. Baker and told him he’d sell him back his book for half the price he wanted to sell it for, which was $750. He said fair was

fair. Dr. Baker would not agree. He said it was his book, he had made a mistake in giving it to the library and it was his moral right to have it back.

Burton told him he was no longer willing to sell it for $750. Now it would have to be the full $1,500. I believe in finders keepers, said Burton. * * * A couple who lives in Mastic-Shirley, the blue collar village that lies just to the west of the most westerly Hampton, Westhampton Beach, has started a Web site to promote the charms of their community. They call it Two days after the site went up, it was made fun of by Randy Spears, a prominent local disc jockey who works at the most powerful radio station on Long Island, WBLI. Spears did an imaginary interview with a couple who live in a trailer park in the community and who wanted to tell about their lives watching TV, eating pork and beans and shopping at WalMart. Spears quickly heard from the owners of the site, Shawn and Maureen Getchall, who demanded an apology, which Spears gave at a town meeting at the Mastic Firehouse a few days later. “We’d like people to be aware of how beautiful this area is,” said Maureen Getchall. “Come see the Smith Point County Park, the Shirley Beach on Grand Avenue and the Wertheim Natural Wildlife Refuge.” Shawn Getchall is a container designer, his wife is a graphic designer, and they have two children, Arik, 4 and Nora, 3. They also have a dog named Nugget. They enjoy kayaking, hiking and visiting the Manor at St. George, where Major Benjamin Tallmadge led East End Colonials against British Redcoats during the Revolution. •

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Millon Dollar Rent EH: Out with the Old, In with the New By T.J. Clemente The subtle drum of corporate America retail marching into the commercial buildings of East Hampton beats on. With a splash worthy of a tumbling whale, Rum Runner Home, a local purveyor of furniture and furnishings, is leaving East Hampton Village after over 20 years, due to the reality that the commercial real estate market in the Village is still strong — if not robust. Only eight years ago there were only five of the top 500 national brands on Main and Newtown. Now, there are close to 20, with more coming: Tommy Hilfiger is moving into the Coach store on Main Street, and Coach is expanding its presence on Newtown Lane. When Rum Runner, located at 14 Main Street, was presented with the option of paying new owner Bob Bretani $200 a square foot (in

essence grossing the new building owner over a $1 million a year) they turned it down. After a short fact finder low key bidding process, the 14 Main Street location was leased. The space is to be occupied on the ground floor by a new lowkey national retailer — word has it, more in the flavor of a J. Crew than Tiffany’s. When Rum Runner’s partner Regis Waleko was contacted by phone, he said he had no idea who the new tenant would be. Rum Runner is in the process of relocating to 330 Montauk Highway (Route 27) in Wainscott, just west of the Village. Why, even in this market, are commercial retail rentals strong in East Hampton? And why are they stronger in that Village than in Southampton or Sag Harbor? Hal Zwick, a commercial real estate specialist at Devlin McNiff, shared his thoughts. “The Village of East

Hampton has more of a year-round week-end population,” than Southampton, according to Zwick. He cited statistics that East Hampton does almost 50% more retail business than Southampton in the winter. Why? Zwick’s theory is the mantra of real estate: Location, location, location — of the movie theatres in the towns. East Hampton’s is centrally located. “In East Hampton you park right in the middle of town, whereas in Southampton the movie theater is on the edge of town and has its own parking lot,” said Zwick. Add to that the classic theory of supply and demand: it’s unlikely that any new commercial space will pop up within the Village. There is a premium that comes with owning commercial buildings, and that leads to higher selling prices and higher rents. Many (continued on next page)

IN MONTAUK: WHO OWNS “THE COVE”? By Debbie Tuma In Montauk, a group of angry residents wants its beach back. At a meeting of the East Hampton Town Board last Tuesday, Julie Brumm submitted a petition and letters on their behalf, signed by 750 Montauk citizens. They say they are being banned from this area, known as “The Cove,” by neighbor Peter Kalikow, former owner of the New York Post, who has a residence on the lake. In 1986, Kalikow purchased his lakefront home near the Montauk Yacht Club, and the locals continued to use the adjacent beach. In fact, that stretch had been used by local families

for generations. But last fall, Kalikow bought an additional three acres near this beach access area, and claimed he owned the underwater rights to “The Cove.” At that time, Kalikow put up “No Trespassing” signs, and even a snow fence along this 140-foot strip of beachfront, to keep the public off of what he claims is private property. But this summer, despite police warnings, some residents refused to leave. “Since I grew up learning to water ski on this lake, I still want to bring my children here, and every time I do, police chase us off,” said Lorraine DeRose, who lives nearby. “This area is

the best place for water skiing, since it is deep enough to take a boat, which needs to be 75 feet from the water skier.” Brumm, a coordinator for the group of residents, also told the board that there are only “about three or four places in Lake Montauk with access to recreational activities of clamming, boating and swimming.” “Clamming is part of our culture, and people have been shell fishing here for 50 years, as well as taking their families for recreation,” she said. “We hope the board will take some action, like condemning this property and buying it for pub(continued on next page)

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store owners, watching their leases tick down, know that they will not be able to pay the anticipated increases — it’s a bit of a nostalgic death watch. They are witnessing small town America Main Street transforming into a corporate America Main Street. Lee Beiler, owner of the now-closed Blue Parrot, who still holds the lease, noted this when he shut the Parrot down. Zwick sees more national retailers heading to Main Street in the future. In fact his prediction is that within the next five years, when the Bulova condo project and the condos on Bridge Street get on track, there will an acute rise in the number of national retailers into Sag Harbor, where the current $100 per square foot looks attractive compared to $200 in East

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Hampton. While attesting to how wonderful the village of Southampton is, Zwick added that it may be too spread out and lacking in a strong year round week-end business to command East Hampton Village commercial rent prices. As for Rum Runner, one retailer said, “Rum Runner just doesn’t have the upscale merchandise to support that kind of rent. I hope they don’t whither on the vine and die out on Route 27.” So as the seasons change expect some musical chairs, with perhaps Ralph Lauren changing his line up — moving his children’s store (which reportedly did extremely well) to perhaps the Barn, and introducing a home furniture presence at the site of the children’s store. Sources close to that market say these changes are

being considered very seriously. So flying in the face of reports of the demise of American retail in this new economy of fear, that emotion isn’t part of the psyche of those renting on Main Street in East Hampton. Local shop owner Kelly Ann Smith says locals are shopping less in the village due to the presence of the large national corporate retailers, but statistics show that the visitors to the region seem to be walking into the flagship stores which, in effect, somehow increases the value of the national “brand.” As the merry-go-round goes on as some businesses leave when rents get too high, and others come in with enthusiasm, it proves that one man’s ceiling is indeed another man’s floor.

would take years to settle in court.” Marty McLaughlin, a Manhattan spokesman for Kalikow, said, “People keep thinking this is public property, but it’s private property — not a public beach. He has the right to his privacy, and he bought these additional acres for his grandchildren to use.” McLaughlin added that this summer, Kalikow agreed to allow the decades-old Montauk Triathlon (a benefit for prostate cancer) to take place. The event in the lake included about 500 swimmers. When the former owner sold this property to Kalikow, she told him she did so partly because the local people refused to stop using this beach, and continued to trespass here,” McLaughlin said. Velaine Pfund, another resident, asked the

board to look into “shared access” with Kalikow. McGintee said the board will begin research on the legal avenues of this property. “My personal opinion is that there should not be blockage of any beach access — I think they should be shared by everyone,” he said. East Hampton Town Councilwoman Julia Prince, of Montauk, said she spoke to Kalikow’s attorney, and that he doesn’t want to allow public access. “So the only way to proceed would be condemnation,” she said. The board, assisted by Town Attorney John Jilnicki, said they will continue to research the rights of this property. “At least by having these letters and petition, it gives us more credibility,” said McGintee.

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lic use, or putting it into your community preservation fund.” B.J. Wilson, another Montauk resident, added that, “I’ve used this beach my whole life and there was always access. He has no right to close it. We also maintain this beach by keeping it clean of garbage.” But East Hampton Town Supervisor Bill McGintee said the only way to acquire this property under the Town’s Community Preservation Fund (CPF) is if the owner is willing to sell. “I’d be happy to sit down with Mr. Kalikow and see if an arrangement can be made to use this property,” said McGintee. “But if he’s not willing to sell, the only way we could possess this property is through condemnation, which is the most expensive route, and

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Pipe Dreams A Rare Beach Find. Where’s it From? What’s it Worth? By Susan M. Galardi It was a picture perfect morning. The ocean was sparkling. The deep blue sky had not one cloud. Walking along with my partner, looking down at the gentle waves lapping the sand, I saw a delicate, long white object, the color and finish of a sun-bleached, sand-tossed clamshell. I scooped it up. A pipe. With a softly contoured bowl and elegant stem. An antique? A recent product of a local pottery studio? I carried it back to the car, threw it in my bag, and that was that. The next day, I brought it in to work to see if anyone could identify it. “Are you sure it’s not a dirty crack pipe?” asked Dan’s former Associate Editor Vicki Cooper. “Maybe it didn’t wash into shore. Maybe people

were smoking it last night and it got washed out.” “It’s a peace pipe,” said Dan Rattiner. “Maybe from the Shinnecocks.” “It looks like it’s made of bone – maybe carved out?” posited Art Director Kelly Merrit. No one knew. But everyone marveled at its beauty, delicacy and integrity. I threw it back in my bag — if it made it in from the sea without breaking, should be fine mixed with glass cases, checkbooks, wallet, keys — and didn’t give it much more thought. July 15, 2008 I had gone to the Bridgehampton home of Richard Hendrickson, one of the East End’s few remaining gentleman farmers, to talk about scarecrows. Hendrickson was recently honored

by the National Weather Service for monitoring conditions on the East End for almost 78 years (he is a spry 96). He is also an avid collector with a basement that looks like a miniature Smithsonian, with arrowheads, cannon balls, decoys and antique bottles. As he led me through the auspicious collection, I thought of the pipe. “I have something I’d like to show you,” I said. We went back to my car and I rummaged through my bag. “Take your time,” he said. I pulled out the pipe and handed it to him. Hendrickson’s tall, lithe body bent back like a reed in the wind. A huge grin came over his face. “Oh my lord! You have no idea what you have! Where did you get it?” he put his arm around my shoulder. “Were there any more? Can you do me (continued on page 34)

VITRIOL, RHETORIC AT EH OPEN TOWN MEETING By T.J. Clemente On Monday night, Oct. 20, at 7 p.m., at the American Legion Hall in Amagansett, the Pro East Hampton Committee held its second “Open Town Meeting.” Lead organizer Trace Duryea greeted all at the door, asking who might be willing to speak. By the time Master of Ceremonies and moderator Ernest Shea called for the Pledge of Allegiance, roughly 150 concerned East Hampton residents were in attendance. In the crowd were Town of East Hampton Board members Pat Mansir and Julia Prince, as well as for-

mer Board members Debra Foster and Diane Weir. Both former board members addressed the crowd, as did former Town Supervisor and present Suffolk County Legislator Jay Schneiderman, and current and past Republican candidate for Town Supervisor Bill Wilkinson. All speakers were given three minutes — although some who were on a roll were allowed to continue. The major theme throughout the night was the dissatisfaction with the present Town Supervisor Bill McGintee, the tax increases he is proposing, and the monies he is seeking

to raise by increasing fees for the dump and beach usage. The first speaker, Joe Lombardi, set the tone by stating right off the bat that, “You can’t blame the global crisis for what is happening in East Hampton.” The next speaker, Bill Wilkinson, an announced candidate for Town Supervisor, was promising an open government, and was critical of the time (10:30 a.m.) currently set by the Town Board for the open discussion meeting on the Town Budget. Loring Bolger of Springs was unhappy about the cost of the his(continued on page 30)

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Euniz Gonzalez, Garrett Hayes, Khirye Rice, Omar Flores, Cody Marshall, Aaron Dominguez, Melly Jenny, Nathan Villalobos. Undergrad/Grad Student Film/Video Awards: American Dream, Dir. Joseph Mann; Clouded, Dir. Ajae Clearway; One More Game with You, Dir. Ryan Parma; Rosalie, Dir. Nicholas Berger; The Hollow Tree, Dir. Patrick Steward. Best Young Videomaker: Image of Contamination: San Antonio’s Toxic Triangle, co-directed by Liz Gonzalez and Joseph Mann, Ajae Clearway, Patrick Stewart, Nicholas Ber Antonio Rodriguez. Zicherman Foundation Award, Best Lifetime Network Everywoman Filmmaker Screenwriter: Boogie, Dir. Radu Muntean; Award: Negin Farsad for Hot Bread Kitchen. Screenwriters Alexandru Baciu, Razvan Audience Award, Best Narrative Feature: Radulescu, Radu Muntean. Troubled Water Dir. Erik Poppe. Brizzolara Award for Films of Conflict and Audience Award, Best Documentary: Herb Resolution: Snow, Dir. Aida Begic. and Dorothy, Dir. Megumi Sasaki. RoC® Gold Standard Award, Female Audience Award, Best Short Film: The Pig, Feature Director: Elissa Down, The Black Dorte Hoegh. Balloon Caroline’s Comedy Emerging Talent Award: Michael Spicer, Writer/Star of How I Learned to Love Richard Gere. Heineken Red Star Award: Patrick Read Johnson, for his film ‘77. Alfred P. Sloan Foundation Film Prize in Science and Technology: Marc Abraham’s, Flash of Genius. The ¡Sorpresa! Youth Film Competition: I Want My Parents Back, by Argenis Herrera, Erik Poppe

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Who’s Here By Gordin & Christiano Yasmin Aga Khan, a Southampton summer resident since the early 1960s, is a real princess, but her life is not the stuff of fairy tales. Born in Lausanne, Switzerland, Khan is a modern day princess, the second child of the American film icon Rita Hayworth and Prince Aly Khan of Pakistan, a United Nations ambassador from that country. Her father, once the Vice President of the UN general assembly, died in an automobile accident when Yasmin was just 11. Khan attended Buxton School, a small boarding school in Massachusetts, where there was an organic farm, so among the things she learned was how to milk cows. On every vacation she would visit her mother, one of the greatest movie stars of all time, who, she said, “was very nurturing.” When Khan graduated from Bennington College in 1973 with what she describes as “a passion for opera,” she planned on a singing career. Shortly after turning 50 in the early 1960s (when Khan was still just a teenager), Hayworth’s health began deteriorating from an extremely early onset of Alzheimer’s disease. At the time, no one knew what to make of her mother’s unpredictable manner, characterized by bizarre behavior and temperamental outbursts. Although Hayworth didn’t drink heavily, alcohol was thought to be the culprit. However, it would be more than two decades, in the early 1980s, that the disease would be diagnosed — unfortunately just a few years before the actress passed away in 1987 at the age of 69. Profoundly affected by her mother’s suffering and ultimate death from the disease, Princess Yasmin Aga Khan made a commitment to raise awareness about the misconceptions of her mother’s fatal illness. She dedicated herself to the fight against Alzheimer’s, using her influence to raise money for research by joining forces with the relatively new Alzheimer’s Association, which Khan described as “a sort of mom and pop organization back in 1979.” With her help, the first ever Alzheimer’s Association Rita Hayworth Gala was held in 1984. Today the annual gala, which she chairs, has become one of the most anticipated fundraising events of the New York fall social season. “While there is still no cure,” Khan said, “early detection is vital to forestalling the devastating effects of the disease.” Khan elaborated on some of the symptoms to look for like “Unnecessary shouting, rude comments said in anger or inappropriate aggressive behavior. Often the victims are unaware of what they are doing and may

Yasmin Aga Khan, Princess, Advocate

the 25th Sparkling Silver Celebration, the Princess is thrilled that Daryl Hall (of Hall and Oates fame) will be the featured entertainer. The gala recognizes individuals and corporations each year with the Rita Hayworth Award. On Tuesday, October 28, in the Grand Ballroom of the Waldorf Astoria Hotel, Lily Safra will be honored along with Hearst Corporation vice chairman and CEO Frank A. Bennack, Jr. Safra, who has been a lifelong friend to the Princess, chairs the Edmond J. Safra Foundation, which was established by her husband to support humanitarian relief projects related to education and science. She has funded research into neurodegenerative diseases, particularly Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s, at numerous hospitals and universities. In addition she has provided thousands of university scholarships for deserving students. The Hearst Corporation is one of the nation’s largest private companies, involved in publishing, broadcasting, cable networking and other businesses. Bennack, in his second tenure as CEO, previously served as Hearst’s CEO for more than 23 years, increasing revenues astronomically and spreading the wealth to diverse areas. His numerous industry awards include the Gold Medal from the International Radio & Television Society and the Trustee’s Award (Emmy) from the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. Coincidentally, on October 17, the date of Rita Hayworth’s birth, the U. S. Postal Service issued the 42-cent Alzheimer’s Awareness stamp that depicts a victim of the disease in profile with the loving hand of a caregiver resting on her shoulder. The image was created by Matt Mahurin, a California artist known for his moody, edgy works that include an album cover for Metallica. He was a surprise choice, but Art Director Ethel Kessler, who surprised many with Mahurin’s selection, feels the hand is “the essence of the care giving” so necessary to the stricken. Princess Yasmin, an immensely likable and intelligent woman, established the Gala in memory of her mother, with a mission to find a cure. But the gala is only a small part of her work. She serves on the Board of Directors, as Vice Chairman, of the Alzheimer’s and Related Disorders Association. She is also President of Alzheimer’s Disease International and a spokesperson for the Boston University School of Medicine. Her life has been a balancing act known to the caregivers of this sad disease and, with unwavering devotion to the cause, she has extended her love for her mother to all the victims of the illness and their caregivers

Profoundly affected by her mother, Rita Hayworth’s, suffering and death from Alzheimer’s, Khan committed herself to the cause. accuse people of stealing objects they may have uncharacteristically hidden,” she said. Khan realized that something was not right with her mother by her personality shifts. Hayworth began having hallucinations while living in Beverly Hills and reported hearing things and becoming easily frightened. The process is usually slow and onset can be as early as the age of 28 — which is rare. The disease more commonly affects individuals over 65 and alcohol can exaggerate the effects of the illness. Today there is a neurological test that can quickly determine if a loved one is afflicted. The progression can be slowed with early detection and is vital to implementing lasting treatment. This year, the Rita Hayworth Gala promises to be one of the most glamorous ever. Billed as

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zation and a lighting company. That transaction is exactly the same as the arrangement to allow a cable company to string their wires along telephone poles. In fact, the lighting company has already agreed to the eruv. The municipality’s role is to see that such a transaction does not violate any laws, all of which have to do with posting of signs or with wires being so low as to obstruct traffic, and if that’s not the case, give a ceremonial approval. The Supreme Court said in its ruling that a violation of the First Amendment takes place in an event where ordinary people feel confronted and urged by the federal government to take part in a religious experience they do not believe in. It does not allow governments to turn down religious requests that do not meet this standard. Justice O’Conner wrote it this way: “Would a reasonably informed observer, i. e., one familiar with the history and context of private individuals’ access to the public money or property at issue, perceive the challenged government action as endorsing religion?” No person could say that a wire on a pole meets this criterion. The court also cautioned that to approve one application but not another would be a violation of civil rights. And that could bring a legal case against those who did that. Oddly, the two cases cited in this brief sent by opponents of the eruv do not support their argument at all. In the first, the court struck down a plan to create a school district that was jerrymandered to only include a particular religious community, thereby excluding others from going to that school. In the second, the court struck down a law that allowed religious institutions to have the power to prevent bars, restaurants and other establishments from obtaining liquor licenses near their places of worship. Should a court uphold this argument, you will no longer see Town Highway Department officials putting up Christmas trees on the sidewalk during the holiday season. Maybe it would even prevent the Pope from coming to Westhampton Beach, since, if he came down Main Street in his popemobile it would offend those taxpayers who didn’t want approve the deployment of the extra police necessary to stop traffic, monitor and protect His Holiness as he came through. There are eruvs in hundreds of towns and cities around the country. Philadelphia. Charleston. Cincinnati. Jacksonville. Baltimore. Here is what George H. W. Bush wrote after proclaiming an eruv around Washington D. C.: “Now, you have built this eruv in Washington, and the territory it covers includes the Capitol, the White House, the Supreme Court and many other Federal buildings. By permitting Jewish families to spend more time together on the Sabbath, it will enable them to enjoy the Sabbath more and promote traditional family values, and it will lead to a fuller and better life for the entire Jewish community in Washington. I look upon this work as a favorable endeavor. God Bless • You.”

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The Sheltered Islander

By Sally Flynn

Talking Trees “Bob, could we do a theme this year?” “What do you mean, theme? We’re maple trees, Margaret, we don’t have to have a theme, we just stand here and turn colors, that’s it.” “No, that’s not just ‘it’, Bob. We’re Shelter Island maple trees, we try to do things tastefully. A color scheme is always a better idea than letting our leaves change color all helterskelter like somebody dumped confetti on us.” “You got this idea from Trudi, didn’t you?” “Trudi who?” “Don’t give me ‘Trudi who?’ You know who I mean. That mature maple tree that was put in at the end of the street this spring. You’ve been sending messages by messenger bug all summer. She’s a young, firm, designer tree in front of a designer house. That’s not you, Margaret.” “Gee, thanks, what a nice thing to say to someone who has stood by your side all your life.” “Don’t get irked, you know what I mean.” “Oh, yeah, I know. It’s fine for her to turn her leaves colors in a nice designer pattern, but, oh, not me, I’m too old, too plain.” “I never said that. Look, what do want to do?” “I want to start with a nice gold area on our

left, facing the road. Then, behind them, a broad swatch of dark orange leaves, leaving the rest green until the final color burst in November. How does that sound?” “Better, but I was thinking of coordinating with Jack and Tina across the street. They’re organizing the whole street on both sides. We thought, we’d all turn in order. The trees at the corner would start first by turning gold first, then that lovely young couple next to the restored home would start to turn gold, like a wave. By the time the last tree is gold, the first tree will turn orange, and repeat the pattern. Doesn’t that sound nice, Bob?” “I didn’t stand here for 30 years to join some stupid color cooperative. We’ve always done our own colors and I’ve never heard any one complain.” “But if we join the co-op more people might take pictures of us in our beautiful fall foliage.” “AH HA! There it is, Margaret! I was wondering when that was going to show up...” “Oh, Bob, c’mon, all the people take pictures of their kids in front of every tree on this block but ours.” “Bob, I want to get in the people pictures! Is there anything wrong with that? Every tree on this block has gotten photographed but us,

Bob. Just us. And why is that, huh? Did you ever once ask yourself why?” “If you have a point, make it Margaret, I’ve got a bird picking bugs off my left branch and it itches like hell.” “It’s the knot.” “My family has big knots, we all have them, you knew that when you planted with me.” “But Bob, nobody has a big knot like that now. The tree surgeons today can do wonders. Just talk to one, for me, pleaaaaasssse? “All right, if I talk to a tree surgeon and he says the knot is harmless, it stays and I don’t have to join this color coop you found.” “And if he says the knot should go, you’ll have it removed, right?” “If it bothers you that much, Margaret.” “You know it does.” “It doesn’t bother me.” “That’s because it’s behind you and you don’t have to look at it all day like I do.” “That tears it! I’m starting to turn colors tonight, Margaret. You can turn colors with me or not, I don’t care. “Fine, I’m staying green till the last minute.” “Fine. Stay green, you’ll look ridiculous with snow on green leaves.” “I’m not speaking with you ‘til spring, Bob.”




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Smoke Shops

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Of course, the Indians do not get that money, since they never collect it. Their only advantage in not collecting it is that it gives the tribes a leg up over other stores in the community, which do have to collect the taxes. So patrons can save by going there. It seems to be the same sort of advantage that the Indians get by being allowed to run gambling casinos in the state while non-Indians cannot. The Indians do not get certain services that others do, inasmuch as the Indians are not officially in the United States of America. The system makes it up to them in other ways. The history of this dispute goes back to the first time that the State of New York began collecting taxes on cigarette purchases. This was around 1950. At the time, the Indians argued, successfully, that inasmuch as they were not residents of the State of New York – they do not pay taxes – they should not be obliged to collect taxes for that entity for things sold to New Yorkers on their property. The State accepted that argument back then. But as tax amounts collected have grown larger, now accounting for almost half the cost of a pack of cigarettes, the complaints from tobacco shops in the State have grown louder, and the demands from State officials have grown louder too. They have budgets to meet. Where’s the money? Early on, the courts decided cases in favor of the tribes. But in recent years, they have made

modifications to those decisions. The most recent modification was that the tribes could not be expected to collect taxes when they sell something to another tribesmember on the reservation. But if someone from off the reservation comes, they should collect the taxes. This hasn’t changed anything, however. And that’s because the Indians still don’t see how the State can empower them to be agents to collect taxes. A lawyer for the Poosepatuck tribe confirmed that opinion. Henry Wallace, the present chief of the Poosepatucks, also stated that opinion. “The allegations that we’re engaging in unlawful activity on our own reservation is outrageous. State law puts the onus of reporting tax-free purchases on the shoppers, not the

merchants,” Wallace said. One solution might be for the smoke shops to leave piggy banks or collection boxes on the counters where outsiders purchasing cigarettes could leave the tax money. Then, presumably, the state could send someone in periodically to collect those boxes. These are not small numbers. And, apparently, those buying at the smoke shops today are more likely to be wholesalers rather than private citizens. The State estimates that in 2004, 1.9 million cartons were sold on the Poosepatuck Reservation, an amount that increased to 9.8 million cartons last year. Catsimatidis could not perhaps be blamed for filing his lawsuit since he also is the owner of the Gristedes’Supermarket chain, which sells cigarettes with the taxes added on. Bloomberg’s lawsuit seems to have come from the State’s reluctance to handle this problem. The State collects the tax, and then splits the income with the City in a ratio of $5 to $2. “In the absence of taking action against the stores directly,” he said, “the next most effective way to deal with this would be for Mr. Paterson to order his State Police to intervene by cutting off the supply to the Reservation stores. Unfortunately, the State has been unwilling to do this.” So, without either of those two things happening, once again, the issue will wind its way through the courts. •

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toric buildings and how they were to be used as Town Hall Offices. She didn’t think the whole plan was the best way to utilize the historic buildings. For John Korn, the problem was Boy’s Harbor — most notably the fact that, after paying $7.4 million for the property, the Town may need to spend $300,000 a year (according to Korn’s math) to maintain the asset as an active park rather than a nature preserve. He called the present town situation, “A heck of a mess.” Don Cirillo was concerned about all the borrowing for both the past deficit and the bridge loan needed to get the town to the point where it can get access to the state bond loan (next April). Using his numbers, it would be at a cost to the Town of $100,000. Cirillo seemed to know his numbers and couldn’t understand why the Town of East Hampton — given that its full time population is only one third the number Town of Southampton’s residents — had a similar size budget. Both are just under $80 million. When Darryl Glennon spoke, it was against the Community Preservation Fund, which he labeled the “white elephant” that will be responsible for the “downfall of the town.” Former Town board member Diana Weir suggested a spending freeze on all CPF projects, saying in effect that the Town was “loaned out.” She said the longer we wait, the less expensive the property will become —perhaps saving millions. As far as the deficit and budget mess, Weir proclaimed, “We have not seen the bottom of this problem.” She received thunderous applause. Laura Smith questioned the wisdom of auto-

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matically giving non-union town employees raises, matching those mandated by contracts. Juan Castro of the YMCA questioned the board’s way of dealing with community groups, saying the board was playing one against the other. Former Town Board member Debra Foster proclaimed she “dropped the ball” during her tenure, and that the use of CPF funds for budget shortfalls by the town was wrong. At the time, Foster admitted, she thought it was acceptable. Heckled, Foster stood in front of a hostile crowd and admitted she made errors. She said she had a plan to cut $6 million and raise another $6 million for the Town, thus netting the town $12 million, but she left the podium to a chorus of booing and heckling. Newly hired Town consultant Nick Lynn bravely stood up at the podium and spoke of his view on what the Town needed to do in terms of taxes. He was met with unfriendly calls from a crowd who viewed Lynn as Supervisor McGintee’s $130 an hour vassal. This crowd on

the whole was not in the mood to hear about the tax increases Lynn said the Town will have to endure by state mandate. The fiery Catherine Reed took no prisoners with her three minutes of fire branding McGintee, and ended her time by saying, “If you’re for Obama you can kiss your ass goodbye.” (This reporter gleaned that Reed perhaps is not a fan of the Democratic presidential candidate.) Then, received like a long lost son, Jay Schneiderman rose to speak. He said East Hampton should “freeze the Town Hall building project,” and explained his theories on what happened to the Town after he left the Supervisor’s office. He received cheers and was shown tremendous respect. Not as lucky was the next speaker, Town Democratic Chairman Bob Schaeffer, who said he believed in the meeting but not the tenor, and wished there were more Democrats present. He said the room had a “disappointing anger” in it. These remarks (obviously well founded) did not endear him to many in the room and he was hissed away from the podium. Perhaps the voice of the crowd was the tall, blonde Julie Strong, who spoke about how important it was for all to get involved and attend the October 28 budget meeting scheduled at 10:30 a.m. She stressed that it would be worth missing work in order to attend the meeting, sending a message to the present board that the people’s concerns and opposition to high spending and tax increases must be heard. Strong was also upset with the new beach fees, saying, “The (continued on next page)


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Junta, who told of how he was knocked down and scratched by two dogs. Later it was acknowledged by McGintee that Junta’s was the only reported incident in the park, compared to many more throughout the town. So when Brian Buckhont, a life-long Springs resident, looked at the crowd and asked, “Where are the people demanding these changes?” the room fell quiet. Perhaps the most entertaining speaker was Barbara Feldman, who cited statistics saying the chances of getting bitten by a dog in the U.S.A. were less than getting struck by lightning. Feldman said she uses the park to get exercise — and just happens to bring her award winning show dogs along. Other speakers called Scott Wilson’s plan, “an insult to the property,” which they said is the only park with “clean-up dates” scheduled and done by the park users. In answer to a report by a board member who complained of the smell of dog feces in the park, almost every speaker called that claim preposterous. One speaker announced, to huge applause and laughter, “Anyone who smells poop in that park should look behind THEM.” Other than one speaker who attacked board

member Brad Loewen, the meeting was civil. After seeing the opposition to the proposal, Loewen said he was “not voting to change the park.” When Town Board member Julia Prince asked, “Where is the support to the park changes?”— no one spoke up. She then said, “Then why are we even messing with it?” Board member Pat Mansir let it be known she was not in support of Wilson’s plan, and finally the whole board, including the supervisor, admitted the plan was dead. However the supervisor noted that the Friends of Springs Park had submitted detailed plans for rules and usage, including times for park maintenance so grass could be cut and garbage picked up without dog interference. He called that an important starting place moving forward. So at the end of the day, the people spoke and the Scott Wilson Plan was rejected by the community, by the board, and during the presentation it seemed to this reporter by Wilson himself. Liability issues will be explored by the town attorney which may lead to a sign being posted about risks. McGintee stated for the record that he is “a dog person,” who has had a dog most of his life, and has one now.

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By T.J. Clemente The fate of Springs Park on Three Mile Harbor Road hung in the balance as the East Hampton Town Board convened on October 16 at Town Hall before an over-capacity crowd. Even Scott Wilson, the town land acquisition official whose controversial plan to divide the park in half and dissect those halves with a paved road with an asphalt parking lot, knew he had laid a proverbial egg as he gave his presentation before the large crowd. The audience listened politely even though most believed Wilson’s proposal was a dead dog. By the end of the night, every board member declared that none of them would vote for Wilson’s plan to drastically change a park where people could walk with their dogs as they play off leash and tag along. From the beginning, Supervisor Bill McGintee spoke of liability issues, citing that East Hampton is a “no leash town” where owners must, by law, have dogs “under control.” He admitted this ill-fated plan didn’t solve the larger issue in town, where there was a recent dog biting incident that McGintee described as “a horrendous situation that required over 300 stitches.” Of the many speakers who called this Community Preservation Fund park a “gem of success” in terms of its wide usage, Fred Nagel was perhaps the most eloquent and effective. He discussed how the park had positively impacted the diverse Springs community, saying, “It has become a situation of dogs bringing people together.” That statement was followed by thunderous applause. Nagel called the daily gathering of the over 300 residents on the Friends of Springs Park e-mail list, “A community in the making,” adding “There is no need to improve a park that needs no improvement at all.” The only speaker in favor of the plan was Joe

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Art Commentary

by Marion Wolberg Weiss

Lemon Tree, For My Father at HIFF: Political or Not? Are They Political or Not? Lemon Tree and For My Father at Hamptons International Film Festival What makes these two Israeli films particularly intriguing is their bias and/or possible propaganda nature. What makes Lemon Tree extra fascinating is that director Eran Riklis insists that his movie is not political. (That’s why it was not included among the Festival’s “Conflict and Resolution” films, no doubt.) Of course, the term “political” can have both a dictionary definition and a subjective connotation. For our purposes here, this critic defines “political” as “taking sides,” even if that process is subtle and open to interpretation. In that context, Lemon Tree is antiIsrael, even though the director says he just wanted to present a story that was honest and human, with no fancy cinematic techniques. Riklis is correct on that point: the film is honest and human. The audience very clearly (and honestly) identifies with the Palestinian woman whose lemon grove is to be destroyed because it presents an Israeli security breach. And they connect with her because she’s the only one who seems honest, at least at first. The Israeli Minister of Defense is certainly not human and neither, initially, is his wife. Living across the road from the woman,

A still from Lemon Tree

Salma, the arrogant couple lead a stereotypical affluent life, one that seems distasteful when compared to Salma’s improvished existence. Eventually, the Minister’s wife takes Salma’s side, and she musters real courage when she leaves her husband at the end. Yet it’s Salma who remains, amidst her lemon trees (which have been pruned back to stumps) in a compromised security solution. She is the authentic heroine here. Simply put, it’s okay to be political and even to suggest a Pro-Palestinian bias. But the creator should admit it. At least a little.

Maybe Riklis was aiming for a different meaning. Maybe he was suggesting a parable that is universal in nature. After all, the song “Lemon Tree,” as popularized by Trini Lopez, Peter, Paul and Mary, and Bob Marley has nothing to do with the Middle Eastern conflict. What it signifies is the fact that the tree may be pretty to look at, but the fruit is “impossible to eat.” For My Father, directed by Dror Zahavi, is less “political” because it tries to present both sides of the Middle Eastern conflict as related to suicide bombers. The easiest way to do this is to make the Palestinian bomber a morally ambiguous, attractive man who cares more about getting his father’s honor back than any Muslim ideology. The Israelis, with whom he spends a weekend, are a dysfunctional, yet likeable, lot who are equally ambiguous about the state of Israel. Yet we know there will be no happy ending as the Israeli soldiers shoot the Palestinian dead, while also risking the lives of innocent bystanders in the marketplace . We are left with the question: Would the young man have gone through with the bombing? It’s the central theme in this moving film, an idea that was also explored in the Academy Award-winning, Paradise Now.

Honoring the Artist: Casey Anderson If this week’s cover by Casey Anderson seems a bit different to her many fans, that’s because it is somewhat different. Instead of the artist’s often lush landscapes with glorious color, there’s the image of an advancing wave about to break on the shore. Except for the bright blue sky and water in the background, the wave is devoid of Anderson’s bright pastel colors. Yet its varied hues change before our eyes. The effect is a setting that’s not “real” but evokes magic realism instead. In a nutshell, a mythical, mesmerizing image. Q: How would you characterize the wave on the cover? A: It’s the curve of the wave before it breaks, its shape, colors, power. It’s not like a wave in the Pacific, which I used to paint in California. I’m more connected to the Atlantic Ocean; I find it more tranquil and exhilarating. Q: Now that it’s fall, how do you find the season is affecting your work? A: Now, the colors are draining out of the objects. Fall prepares you for the winter, which gives you a chance to pull back. When spring comes, certain colors come out. I can’t believe some of these colors, like the blue by Long Beach. I can’t believe how nature made it that blue.

Q: How do these colors impact on your work? A: I try to find an equivalent in colors, a parallel experience that I sensed about what I’m feeling. I’m not trying to copy colors in nature. I want to highlight them, transport them. Q: That idea of creating a parallel experience is intriguing because there’s a sense of danger that I see in your image of the waves. A: Yes. I think about the waves. It’s something that man cannot control. Q: But you can control your own aesthetic development. How has that changed? A: My colors have become more sophisticated; I use more of a combination of colors to achieve my effects. Some are more effective as glazes. I‘ve learned to use a layering process, which I figured out myself. Q: What artists have influenced you in your development?

A: Matisse for one, his use of opaque colors and transparency. I try and balance these. Rothko is another artist who influenced me, how he used his paint. Q: Why is color important to you, do you think? A: It is intuitive. I remember getting my first box of crayons, loving colors, especially blue-green. I painted a wall in my house bluegreen. Q: Do you have any philosophical, rather than formal, ideas to share about your art? A: I believe everything has to be held in balance; it’s also important where a stroke comes in relationship to the edge of the painting (although that’s more practical an idea). I like to bring harmony and peace to a situation. Ms. Anderson can be contacted via her email at Her website is – Marion Wolberg Weiss

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Pipe Dreams

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a favor and find me one?” Hendrickson told me that this was a clay pipe made in Holland — very popular with farmers on the East End from the 17th century onward. “It’s an ordinary man’s pipe. Everyone around here had one,” he said. “But you’d be in your field with the pipe between your teeth, and your plow would hit a rock and, crunch – you’d bite right down on it. “A shipload of these pipes — crates full of them — was sent to America,” he added. “There was a wreck and all the men went down to the beach to gather them up.” Hendrickson said the pipe was from the preCivil War era. “You can figure out the period by the size of the steel wire in the pipe stem,” he said. Holding the pipe admiringly between his fingers, he said, “Boy, you treat this like it was

that double diamond necklace. These are very rare finds. This is only the second one I’ve ever seen.” Double diamond necklace? PreCivil War? I become obsessed with learning about the pipe — and finding out its value. I’d be like one of those regular folk on “Antiques Road Show” who brought in a trinket from their great-great-great grandfather that came from the old country. Handed down from father to son to daughter to mother, it had so much sentimental value — until the person found out it was worth $20,000. You could hear the ka-ching, and see his or her eyes wander toward a dealer who might want a piece of family history. So I Googled, and quickly found a short article in a local paper from January 29, 1998. A man named Chris McDonald was surfing at Main Beach in East Hampton. As he carried his board out of the sea, McDonald plucked something odd out of the surf: a clay pipe. August 1, 2008 I e-mailed Richard Barons, the executive director of the East Hampton Historical Society, for more information on that incident, and the pipe. “I think the ship you are talking about was the ‘Pacific,’ which went aground … at East Hampton,” he wrote. “Part of the cargo was clay pipes (always well-liked here since colonial times) that were found along the beach for years after the wreck …” Colonial times! This must be worth a mint!


Barons referred me to the book Ship Ashore! written by Jeannette Edwards Rattray in 1955. On page 113 was this entry: “For generations, boys ranging from beach at East Hampton or Wainscott have occasionally picked up in the sand a clay pipe, colored like meerschaum by the action of the sun, sand and salt water. These were great treasures … probably deposited on Long Island June 3, 1871, when the ship ‘Pacific’ bound from Glasgow to New York went ashore at East Hampton opposite a dune [where the Sea Spray Inn once stood]. She went on the beach with all sails set, a beautiful sight, so old people used to recall,” wrote Rattray. No lives were lost, and the ship’s cargo of tiling and clay pipes was taken off at high tide with the help of Nathaniel Dominy. “The one church in East Hampton at the time — Presbyterian — never had such a small congregation,” Rattray wrote. “Everybody was at the beach, and everybody got a ‘beach pipe.’” Okay. 1870s. That could still be good. I turned to another reference book, From Sea to Sea, 350 years of East Hampton History, published in 1999. It was written by Averill Dayton Geus who lives in East Hampton and used to write scintillating history articles for me when I worked at another publication. Geus wrote of an event involving clay pipes: January, 1914 “Frank B. Nielson discovered another Indian burial ground while plowing behind his home on Pantigo. Foster H. Saville, an archeologist [from the Museum of the American Indian] … was given permission to excavate the field. He disinterred the remains of 45 graves. Buried there was Wobetom, the son of the great Wyandanch. He was identified by a bottle in the grave that bore his name…” There was a photo of artifacts with this caption: “During the Saville excavations, evidence was found of trade between the Europeans and the Montauks which included a dark green Dutch ‘schnapps’ bottle, early English clay pipes, brass spoons … These objects were found in the grave of Wobetom [who] died of smallpox in 1662.” Amazing! My pipe is not only centuries old, it could possibly have been smoked by a Montauk Indian in the 1600s! Or was it one that got away from the farmers on that Sunday morning in 1871? And, as important, what is it worth? Is it a down payment on a house in Sag Harbor? October 18, 2008 With no Antiques Road Show in town, I went to the ultimate source: eBay, and found this description: “Lot of 5 antique pipe bowls found while bottle digging in 19th century outhouse pits in Northeast United States. Pipes measure from 2 1/4” to 3 1/2” four of the five bowls are intact. Guaranteed antique original in as found condition.” The starting bid? A walloping $5.00. Number of bids as of closing date: 0. Apparently, not even history is recession proof.

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner By David Lion Rattiner For most of my life, I have been a big fan of “Seinfeld.” There was a time as recently as last year, when I dedicated at least two hours a day to watching “Seinfeld” reruns. I couldn’t get enough. I dreamt about one day meeting Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. I was pumped to hear that a high school friend of mine works for Seinfeld. I even took a helicopter flight over the Hamptons and asked specifically if the pilot had any idea where Seinfeld’s house is. I’m one lucky guy. Growing up in Springs, I can’t remember not being completely amazed by the music of Billy Joel. His music just never gets boring or old to

because I believe that “Saturday Night Live,” this year especially, has been elevated into another dimension of entertainment. I have been an off and on fan of “Saturday Night Live” most of my life. You can’t beat the old episodes with Eddie Murphy. But there was a time where “Saturday Night Live” just wasn’t that important to me. Yes, it had the history of being a great show, but the new stuff just wasn’t doing it for me and I only watched it when it was convenient to watch it. I still had respect for it, just not love. Then Andy Samberg came on the show and resparked my interest in it. I wasn’t a dedicated viewer yet, but I thought it was getting a lot better and I thought the rap videos that Andy did

were out of this world funny. But “Saturday Night Live” has finally hit a homerun and the show is once again the most entertaining show on television, and I’m in love with the show. Completely in love. The comedy is crisp and pure. Each skit is relevant, and even the musical acts are worth watching now. Has my luck run out? Where are the people behind “Saturday Night Live” spending their summer weekends? Granted, Alec Baldwin still frequents the show and lives out here. But what about Lorne Michaels, the producer of the show, and Tina Fey? Have we run out of room for them? These people should have homes out here. It only makes sense.

me. I can sing the words to “We Didn’t Start The Fire “ verbatim for the rest of my life. I’ve seen Billy Joel live half a dozen times. And he lives not too far from where I live. I’ve met Billy Joel on three separate occasions and have a picture of him and me. I have even been to his house and have interviewed his daughter Alexa. Although I have never met Jerry Seinfeld in person, I feel like there is a chance, a small chance, but at least a chance, that he has picked up this newspaper and has read this column and giggled. When I think about the most entertaining people on the planet, I think about Seinfeld and Billy Joel and every once in a while I think about how the beach that they choose to hang out in, and the town that they choose to live in, is the same one I live in, and it reminds me of how special a place this is. I know that as a local, I’m supposed to be completely cool about Seinfeld and Billy Joel living here. I’m supposed to have an attitude like it is no big deal, like whatever, they’re just regular guys. And they are. And when I hear about them doing something in town I’m like, “Oh, don’t be one of those losers that gets all excited about celebrities being in town and just be cool about it.” But I’m sorry, if they moved I would be really bummed. Others would be too, especially land owners, since having celebrities live here helps the value of real estate, kind of like how farms and open space keep real estate valuable here. Which is why there should be a Celebrity Preservation Fund created to put aside real estate for celebrities. The first people that would be considered a part of this fund would be the cast of “Saturday Night Live.” I’ve decided that the entire cast of “Saturday Night Live” needs to move out to the East End 1145879

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Who Was That?

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briefly, blinked and said he was fine. Then he went back to writing his dialogue, and she left him alone after that. I was a little too far away to read any of the dialogue he was writing. I can tell you I know it was dialogue because I am familiar with the format you use to do that. There is the name of a person in all capital letters. A tone of voice in parenthesis. What he said. Then on another line, maybe a stage direction. The people in this work were talking in short bursts, just a word or two or maybe a sentence. It was a time of excitement of one kind or another — perhaps danger or stress or pleasure. He’d write it and then change it,

change it again and then, satisfied, move on. Something very important was going on. Periodically, he would open his backpack and take out a worn, thick stack of photocopied papers, which appeared to be the pages he’d copied from a book. He’d refer to them, apparently making sure something he was writing accurate, I think. Then he’d put them back. At one point, I thought to get up and wander across the aisle and introduce myself to learn who he was and what he was doing. But I thought if I did, he might punch me for disturbing him. When we got into Manhattan, he put away

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his laptop and took out his BlackBerry to see what he had missed during these two hours. Apparently, it was quite a lot. He texted rapidly as the coach went up Third Avenue, making stops so the other people could get off. When the attendant called out 79th Street, there were just the two of us left on the bus. I would be staying on until 85th Street. But at 79th, he got off. Out the window, I watched as he trudged away, disappearing into the reality of this big city but still lost in thought. And that was the last I saw of him. I can’t wait to buy a ticket to go see whatever it was he was writing. It is going to be very intense. And very wonderful. •


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Our disastrous attempt to build a 22-mile long subway spur from Sag Harbor to Foxwoods has, as you know, resulted in the closing of the construction tunnel due to underground oil, released from our dig, gushing into the subway tunnel. Although we have now evacuated the construction and have walled off the tube, there has now been a chain reaction of events that have made things even worse. The existence of the oil attracted the EPA and the Department of Energy, which have determined that this is the largest oil find on the planet (by DOE calculations) and that it may be too environmentally sensitive to use (by the EPA). Because of this, apparently, the releasing of the gusher into the tube has caused an equal and opposite lowering of oil reserves in Russia, Iran and Venezuela, which has resulted, for some weird reason, in the price of oil plummeting from $140 to $68 a barrel since the discovery. This has resulted in an increase in automobile use and a concurrent decline in Hampton Subway ridership. It may be necessary to lay some of our employees off, reduce the number of trains causing greater waits on the platforms. I intend to hold off having to do this for as long as I can. •



Two Die in Car Crash On Monday, October 20, two men were killed in Bridgehampton at the corner of Mitchells Lane and Snake Hollow Road when one of the men lost control of the car. Police reports stated that as the car sped off the road, it hit a fire hydrant, flipped over, and hit a tree. Bridgehampton Fire Department chief John Healy requested an ambulance at the scene of the accident, which occurred at about 7 a.m. and involved just one car: a 1992 Honda sedan. The call for the ambulance was cancelled upon realizing the intensity of the accident. The two men were pronounced dead at the scene of the accident by a Hauppauge based medical examiner. The identities of the victims are being withheld pending notification of the families. As of Tuesday evening, the men had not been identified.

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Lifetime Movie Network Every Women's Film Competition Winners were Negin Farsad and Melissa Kosar at The Hedges Inn in East Hampton.

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ISRAEL AT 60 Vered Gallery hosted a reception for the film "Lemon Tree" directed by Eran Riklis, which kicked off this year's Israel at 60 program for the HIFF.

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"AN OLD FASHIONED THANKSGIVING" Barry Gordin A party was held at Wolffer Estate for the world premiere of Hallmark's "An Old Fashioned Thanksgiving" directed by Graeme Campbell and starring the luminous Jacqueline Bisset.

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A Sweet New Bakery On The North Fork and when I finished taking a sugary inventory, Nancy invited me back into Blue Duck’s kitchen. Oh my gosh, where to begin. How about with the hearth oven? The exterior certainly looked 21st century to me but Keith said the interior housed a real old-fashioned brick oven. Over 2,000 bricks! The oven was manufactured in Italy and a mason from Italy spent a week in Southold putting the darned thing together. While Blue Duck has all kinds of cakes and pies, bread is a specialty. Better sit down for this. In one summer week in Southampton, 40,000 loaves are hand-formed and baked at Blue Duck. Boy, they must eat an awful lot of sandwiches on the South Fork. Anyway, many of the loaves are prepared by Henry Flores of Southold. Henry told me he started as an apprentice in Southampton. But he’s a real pro now. Rising with the yeast, I guess. Another pro is Silvia Fernandez whose gloved hands were preparing butter cream icings in pale shades of green and rose. Keith says he “couldn’t do without Silvia.” Back out at the counter, I met Victoria Bragg who’s worked with Keith for 20 years. Victoria

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encouraged me to sample a few things. I really liked Victoria. And I bought some stuff, too. Blueberry scones, for example. There’s lots of Italian pastry in The Blue Duck. Like sfogliatelle. Go see what that is. I promise it tastes much better than it’s spelled. Nancy says she uses her Grandma Julia’s handwritten recipe for apple pie. She’s even thinking of framing Grandma Julia’s recipe and hanging it on one of the bakery’s cheery yellow walls. By the way, Nancy’s Grandpa Frank was a baker, too. Nancy and Keith have three adult children. Noelle opts for pumpkin pie, Anthony goes for the breads and Keith calls Christina his “muffin girl.” I met some first-day customers, as well. Southold’s Rudy Bruer purchased a chocolate cheese puff. Just those words – chocolate cheese puff – are delicious. The Blue Duck is right up the road from the Bruer law office. I imagine Rudy will stop by often to put aside a tort for a tart. Grand Opening on October 25? Lots of surprises and son Anthony Kouris, wearing a blue duck costume, will be outside the shop welcoming visitors. I’ll be there, Anthony, but no offense if I don’t stop to talk. I’ll be heading straight for some of those big black-cat Halloween cookies.

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By Phyllis Lombardi When it comes to being first, I’m usually not. A kid in grade school, I was always last on line because I was the tallest in the class. And I was the last of the kids to get a bicycle. I bought my own, my first, right around the time I became a grandma. While I’ve been to many baseball games, I’ve never been to an opening day. Certainly I’ve never been to an opening night on Broadway. Too far away and I’d have to get dressed up. But this was different. A sweet new bakery in Southold. Mind you, we’ve got some fine bakeries on the North Fork but there’s no such thing as too many scones or raspberry tarts. Besides, I liked the name of this new place. The Blue Duck Bakery on Main Road. Owners Nancy and Keith Kouris also own The Blue Duck Bakery in Southampton. But I don’t get to Southampton very often. My husband goes to an ophthalmologist over there but after the visits we just eat lunch in the car and come right home. So I decided to go to opening day at The Blue Duck. A real first for me. I want you to know opening day is different from the Grand Opening on October 25. I’ll tell you about that later. On opening day, warm and sunny, I dressed casually for the event – jeans and a T-shirt. I took along five dollars because I knew I’d buy something. So into Blue Duck I went and the first thing I noticed was a lovely floral arrangement with a ceramic blue duck right in the middle of it. North Fork hospitality at its best because the flowers were a good-luck gift from Ivy League Flowers and Salone Dei Capelli, neighbor businesses on Main Road. Nancy said the gift made her feel really good about this new North Fork venture. Yes, Nancy was right there behind the counter

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It is a difficult task to bring a restaurant to the stage where it is acclaimed far and wide as one of the best seafood restaurants on Long Island. It is even more difficult to keep to this level when there is a change of chef. Once before, during that great run of world championships a few years ago, I likened the teamwork of Dick Ehrlich and General Manager Betsy Flynn to the Yankees. Now those glory days for the Yankees have vanished, hopefully not for too long, but Dick and Betsy not only have kept this restaurant moving upwards but have also strengthened their partnership by getting married a few weeks ago. At the beginning of the season, Noah Schwartz

took over as Chef. He is a native Long Islander who trained at New England Culinary School and then went to California, where he cooked in fine dining establishments in the Napa and Sonoma Valley regions. While there he also developed an interest in viticulture and worked in the vineyards and the wine cellars. His autumn menu has just been introduced and it was interesting to see that he has skillfully melded many of the long time favorites here with dishes of his own creation. We started with a couple of new appetizers. Sliders have been all the rage recently, but the lobster knuckle version was something different. The blend




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The Seafood Barge

of succulent pieces of lobster with a vanilla scented aioli sauce and some shaved fennel carried summer through even on an autumnal evening. The next appetizer though was the one that convinced us that Noah is a worthy successor to the ranks of the top flight chefs who have graced the kitchen here over the years. Curried crab spring rolls should prove to be a signature dish because the comparison of the crispness of the roll, with the silky texture of the crab, plus the mouth filling subtle but long lasting spiciness made for one of our ‘best ever’ experiences. We also tried the mussels in romesco sauce that has proved to be one of the hit dishes of the season. Romesco sauce comes from Tarragona in Spain and is tomato based with almonds, hazelnuts, garlic and peppers and the combination with the plump P.E.I. mussels was exceptionally good. The Satur Farm mesclun salad served with shaved apples and crispy shallots and a herb vinaigrette proved the perfect palate cleanser before we sampled the main courses. Stella chose the grilled swordfish, which was well paired with some roasted butternut squash puree, sautééed Swiss chard and a pancetta and balsamic reduction. I chose the grilled hanger steak that came perfectly cooked, very tender and the merlot sauce added that final touch. With this great piece of meat Noah served some fabulous fries sprinkled with rosemary and gorgonzola. I could have made a meal on these alone they were so good! This excellent variation on the classic steak frites showed that even though fish is foremost here, as you would expect, the meat dishes are of an equally high standard. Noah also persuaded us to taste one of his day’s specials and the pan roasted cod was so white and fresh and blended perfectly with the accompanying clam chowder, complete with little neck clams to make another excellent dish. All of the desserts sounded appealing but this is the start of the pumpkin season so pumpkin pie was the choice and again we enjoyed every morsel. The Seafood barge has a great wine list with many Long Island selections featured. Wines by the glass are from $8 to 10 and bottles are from $28. Appetizers are from $9 to 14: entrees from $26 to 31. If I had to sum up Noah Schwartz’s cooking style, I would stress the fragrance of every dish we tasted. This added so much to the overall enjoyment of our meal and based on this visit it is fair to say that the team of Dick and Betsy have picked another winner - let’s hope the Yankees have the same success with their selection of starting pitchers for next year’s rotation! - Roy Bradbrook

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Dan’s North Fork

Over The Barrel... with Lenn Thompson

The North Fork has been one big parking lot of late… and that can only mean that it’s pumpkinpicking season on Long Island. On Columbus Day weekend, both Route 25 and Route 24 were car covered as far as the eye could see. What is a wine-loving non-pumpkin picker to do? Well, one could stay home, but where’s the fun in that. Instead, check out one of Long Island’s best – and western most – wineries: Roanoke Vineyards. The added bonus is that they are far enough west on Route 48 that you get there, taste, and get home before the traffic. And, Roanoke Vineyards offers the unique opportunity to taste not only their own wines, but also those from Wolffer Estate Vineyards in the Hamptons. Both sets of wines are made by Roman Roth, winemaker at Wolffer, and Roanoke Vineyards is owned by Wolffer’s vineyard manager, Rich Pisacano. Last weekend, I hosted a LENNDEVOURS (the name of my wine blog) Wine Bar Event at Roanoke to raise money for Peconic Land Trust. We had 45 or so

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Roanoke Vineyards

people attend and it was a lot of fun. We tasted two not-yet-released wines: Roanoke Vineyards 2006 Gabby’s Cabernet Franc and Lieb Family Cellars 2007 Pinot Blanc. The 2006 Gabby’s Cabernet Franc was extremely young – it won’t be released for another 9-12 months – but with decanting it showed a delicious complexity of fruit, spice and vanilla, with ripe, but somewhat

firm tannins that should soften with that additional time in bottle. Lieb’s pinot blanc is always worth checking out — it exhibits a minerality found in few Long Island wines. The 2007 bottling displays the heat of the vintage in its broadness, it’s ripeness and the tropical fruit flavors. It still has its acid backbone though and, in my opinion, may be the best vintage to date. It’s very much in the mold of pinot blanc from Alsace. Regardless of the wines, the best part was that we will donate all of the net proceeds the Peconic Land Trust, an important local organization that strives to protect Long Island’s working farms, natural lands and heritage. In addition to ticket sales — $10 per ticket – a portion of every glass of wine sold and the money we raised with a wine-filled raffle will go to the PLT. Even without a fundraiser to entice you, do yourself a favor and check out Roanoke Vineyards. Can’t-Miss Wines: Roanoke Vineyards 2005 Blend One, Wolffer Estate 2004 Cabernet Franc, Roanoke Vineyards 2007 Rose.

North Fork Events

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 25 DEARLY DEPARTED- 7:30 p.m. and Sunday, Oct. 26, 2 p.m. Southold High School Drama Club presents its first annual fall production “Dearly Departed,” comedy by David Bottrell and Jessie Jones. In Southold District Auditorium; directed by Jessica Ellwood and Casey Rooney. Tickets, $5, available at school and Southold Pharmacy. 631-765-5081. WALK AGAINST CANCER- 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m.: First annual walk to benefit cancer care sponsored by Suffolk County Community College Eastern Campus, Riverhead, and the Strive For Success Club. Check-in at 11 a.m.; noon walk time; $5 entry fee.

Sign up in Campus Activities Peconic Building Room 119. 631-548-3654, 631-548-2522. CHILI NIGHT AT MARTHA CLARA- 7-11 p.m.: North Fork Environmental Council’s Chili Night at Martha Clara Vineyards, Riverhead. Local restaurants compete for title of best overall chili, best vegetarian chili, hottest chili and people’s choice. Live music by Sahara. Tickets, $50. Seating limited; reserve at 631-298-8880. Portion of proceeds benefits New Suffolk Waterfront Fund. BREAST CANCER AWARENESS- 1-3 p.m.: Breast cancer awareness fundraiser to help North Fork women battling breast cancer hosted by Curves, Cutchogue. Chinese auction, raffles and door prizes; soft drinks and treats available for small donation. 631-734-7066. THE DECORDOVA STUDIO AND GALLERY2008 Discovery Workshop Immersion course at the deCordova Studio and Gallery in Greenport. Contact 631-477-0620. Designed to explore the limitless world of water media. 10 hours of instruction! FALL INTO HALLOWEEN- 1-4 p.m.: Fall Into Halloween family event hosted by Oysterponds Historical Society at Old Point School House, Village Lane; pumpkin painting, hayrides, games, crafts, bake sale, refreshments and more. Costumes welcome; Red Barn Penny Candy store open. 631-323-

2480. NIGHTMARE OF YOU CONCERT- 5 p.m.: Nightmare of You concert presented by Take Back Productions at Greenport American Legion hall features Show Me Action, Myriad, All Grown Up and more. Tickets, $12 at door. THE UNEXPECTED RECORDER- 4 p.m.: ‘The Unexpected Recorder,’ performance of medieval to modern jazz music by The Recorder Orchestra of New York; at Peconic Landing, Greenport. Free; RSVP: 631-477-3800, ext. 229. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26 THE DECORDOVA STUDIO AND GALLERY2008 Discovery Workshop Immersion course at the deCordova Studio and Gallery in Greenport. Contact 631-477-0620. Designed to explore the limitless world of water media. 10 hours of instruction! FALL CONCERT- 4 p.m.: First concert of fall Concerts at the Bend features pianist Charlotte Day and flutist Linda Wetherill who perform works by Anna Amalia von Preussen, Beethoven, Daniel Kessner, Chou Wen-Chung and Mirtru EscalonaMijares. Admission at door: $20; seniors/students, $15. 631-734-6389.

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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24 DEARLY DEPARTED- 7:30 p.m. and Sunday, Oct. 26, 2 p.m. Southold High School Drama Club presents its first annual fall production “Dearly Departed,” comedy by David Bottrell and Jessie Jones. In Southold District Auditorium; directed by Jessica Ellwood and Casey Rooney. Tickets, $5, available at school and Southold Pharmacy. 631-765-5081. GAME AND CARD PARTY- 2-4:30 p.m.: Game and card party hosted by the Woman’s Club of Riverhead at George. G. Young Community Center, Jamesport. Refreshments, 50/50 raffle, door prizes, games and more. 631-281-9250.

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House/ home Earthly Delights

Design & Décor

By April Gonzales

Local Produce as Decoration — Apply Yourself! Every year, a group of us has a pumpkin-carving contest. People have gone to extraordinary lengths to win. One contestant stayed up all night, ensconced in the bathroom, drilling holes in the pumpkin with a dremel tool so that she could push Christmas lights through. Needless to say, she won that and many other years for her creativity. Another year she cut the top off of the pumpkin and carved HOLLYWOOD all along the rim with flames licking at the letters, this was the year that tinsel town caught on fire. I’ve reproduced Van Gogh’s “Starry Night,” had bats emerging from a mouthful of fangs, and did a seashell motif pumpkin. This is a labor of love. It takes hours to get just one pumpkin in shape. More traditional jack-o’-lanterns tend to glow the best in the dark, but what else can you do to decorate? One year we raised glowing pumpkins up on bamboo stakes, creating an eerie Greek chorus that greeted trick or treaters on Elm Street. My favorite Halloween party décor was created by my friends Laura and Dan Reilly years ago. Out in a big field, they made a Halloween circle around a bonfire. The circle was punctuated by six or so teepees made from tree saplings and bamboo. To complete the circle, garlands of bittersweet swooped almost to the ground in between the bamboo teepees, so you had to

symbolically step into the area to reach the fire and chat with the other guests. No one stayed outside the circle. They had carved jack-o’-lanterns earlier in the week and suspended them from the top of each teepee. The ambiance revealed itself when the fire was lit and the pumpkins glowed. The Reillys had created a round room – an inner night circle so to speak – for their friends to come into and celebrate Halloween. The glow of the fire illuminated the swags of bittersweet, which gave a psychological sense of enclosure – sanctuary against the night. The entire tableaux, seen from a distance, was inviting and warm, yet mysterious and exciting. So how do we top that? With a jack-o’-lantern totem pole? Let them swing from the trees? Make dragons or monsters that twirl around the house or slither in and out of the ground? Build corn stalk houses that they live in or are trying to escape from? Clearly, imagination is the greater part of Halloween as it is celebrated today. (Just ask my niece – this year she’s going as a cheeseburger on the grill.)

The jack-o’-lantern was always a beacon, whether for a good purpose or to chase away evil. But the sheer carve-ability of pumpkins, gourds, zucchini or squash, and their tendency to glow brilliantly against the black night, is more of an invitation to get creative and go beyond the bounds not just of the everyday, but of the supernatural. At the Bridgehampton pumpkin-carving contest, I’ve seen numerous combinations (as the photo shows) of gourds, squash and vegetables all cut up and lit from within to resemble prisons, dragons, pirates, mushrooms, octopi. A few tips: you don’t need to start with a perfectly round pumpkin. Tooth picks and string may be required. Glue won’t work. If you over-carve, the whole thing will collapse. But with the abundance of materials available at the local farm stands, the sky is the limit! What to do now: Get your pumpkins before they all get snatched up! Don’t wait until the week before or the farm stands will be cleaned out!

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House/ home HOMELIFE


By Susan Galardi

Masterful Magic at WHBPAC; Creepy Crawlies at CMEE There are very few holidays celebrated nationwide by both kids and adults. Of course there’s the Fourth of July (you better like hot dogs and the good ol’ U.S. of A.), Thanksgiving (better like turkey and football), and New Year’s Eve (better like banging pots at 8 p.m. thinking it’s midnight). But if you ask most kids what their favorite holiday is (other than their own birthdays), chances are they’ll say Halloween. It has everything, doesn’t it? Lots of surprises, sacks of candy, a few little toys maybe, costumes, parties, and the license for kids to scare grown ups and their friends without reprimand. Oh! And you can go out when it’s dark! Halloween also has all manner of entertainment that is completely non-secular (unless you trace it back to the Druids and get all pagan on me). Out here on the East End, there are two weeks of events that are fantastic, literally, from the pumpkin carving contest in Bridgehampton which, with drummers, does feel pagan; haunted farms in East Hampton; and of course, corn mazes (see article, page 47). This season, there are two other great events for kids and families. Instead of its bat bash, CMEE is doing a Halloween Bug Bash on Friday, October 24, 4:30-6:30 (hurry!). It’s a night of spooky fun where we’ve gone with our son for two years now. The museum is tricked out as a haunted house with fun

activities, a witch’s kitchen, tattoos, cupcake decorating – it’s a ball for preschool to through middle schoolers. Special guest is Erik Callender of “Erik’s Reptile Edventures,” (that’s one of his creatures in the photo below). These have been very popular events, so call asap to see if there’s room (; 537-8250.) Next week, on November 1, the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center is presenting a classic magic show: master magician and illusionist David Caserta in “Haunted Illusions.” On YouTube, you’ll get a sense of his fantastic high–tech production that includes classic magic show tricks like the lady in a box that gets tinier and tinier and is ultimately run through with a sword. There’s a guillotine, split coffin, disappearing and reappearing audience member, levitating – it’s a spectacular show. Most of his stunts definitely fall under the “Don’t try these at home, kids!” category, but in addition to magic, Caserta brings a lot of humor to the show – he’s the real deal. We all got magic kits as kids. Caserta got his first one at age 6, went on to study seriously and, by 16, he was teaching magic courses at colleges and universities. He promises mind-blowing magic and comedy that gets the whole audience into the act. A perfect ending to the best holiday of the year. (; 288-1500)

Kid’s Calendar THIS WEEK HALLOWEEN BUG BASH – 10/24 – CMEE will host its annual Halloween “Bash from 4:30 p.m. 6:30 p.m. Guest visitor will be Erik Callendar of Erik’s Amazing Edventures who will safely ‘introduce’ and talk about a variety of crawling creatures, including tarantula’s and scorpions. CMEE goers are encouraged to come in costume. The evening will also include a witches kitchen, spooky tattoos, cupcake decorating, and special themed art activities. The price is $10 for Members, $12 for Non-Members. Advance reservations are encouraged as this event traditionally sells out. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike. 631-537-8250. SPOOK-O-RAMA – 10/25 “Spook-o-Rama” mixed media art workshop. 10 a.m.-11 a.m. $20. Golden Eagle 14 Gingerbread La East Hampton. 631-3240603. HALLOWEEN PET PARADE – 10/25 – 1:30 p.m., bring your pooch to Little Lucy’s Canine Couture Boutique in Southampton for a pet parade. Costume awards, raffle prizes, refreshments and more. Parade with party is at 2:30 p.m. Call 631-2872352. CMEE COOKING AND CLAY CLASS – 10/25 CMEE will continue its new Saturday morning program “Get Creative” 10 a.m. – 11 a.m. A cooking class will be offered for ages 5 and up by Sag Harbor chef/caterer Aura Winarick. At the same time, in the

adjoining classroom, a creative clay class will be taught for children 2 to 4 years old by CMEE resident clay instructor Courtney Leonard. The fee for each workshop is $10 (Members) and $12 (NonMembers). 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike. 631-537-8250. SOUTHAMPTON YOUTH BUREAU’S HAUNTED PATH — 10/24 - 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. at the Southampton Recreation Center. Enjoy a haunted house with zombies, ghosts and basketball players. Admission $5. Call 631-702-2421. CHILDREN’S HALLOWEEN PARTY- 10/25 – 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. at The Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Festive Halloween party, free admission. 631-283-2118 ext. 30. SOUTH FORK NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM – 10/25 - 10 a.m., Bridgehampton, SFNHM SSST, Flop, Hoot, Plop Animal Sound Program. Listen to strange and creepy animal sounds, just in time for Halloween. $7 for adults and $5 per child. 631-537-9735. KIDS PUMPKIN PAINTING – 10/26 Sunset Café, 49 Sunset Ave., Westhampton Beach will be having a kids pumpkin painting event on Sunday, from 3 – 5 p.m. Kids will get to decorate and keep a pumpkin. There is no fee for the pumpkins. The Café will be selling all of its usual treats as well as ghostly shaped cookies for the kids and pumpkin lattes and spiced drinks for adults. 631-288-3010.

BRIDGEHAMPTON LIONS CLUB CARVING CONTEST – 10/27 – 5 p.m. the Bridgehampton Lions Club will have a Pumpkin Carving Contest. Also enjoy a puppet show and cider and doughnuts. At the Bridgehampton Community House. 631-3246766. ONGOING SOUTHAMPTON TOWN WORKSHOPS AND CLASSES – Call to register for some of the many classes being offered this fall for all ages. 631-7288585. GOAT ON A BOAT – Puppet Play Groups for children under 3 on Mon., Thurs. and Fri. at 9:30 a.m. Tot Art for children 2-4 on Mon. and Fri. at 10:30 a.m. At Rte. 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. ALL ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS – An interactive arts-and-science exhibit. At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. Send all events for the kids’ calendar to by Friday at noon.

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Life S tyle Beauty/Fashion

Fall is in the air and the weather has been beautiful, allowing everyone to enjoy the Hamptons International Film Festival this year even more than ever. The shops are offering sales and savings for everyone earlier than usual this year, so we can get a jump on holiday shopping. Fall into Jimmy’s, located at 167 Main Street, Westhampton Beach (631-288-7000), for their “Annual Fall Sale” that begins on Thursday, October 23 through Sunday, October 26. With this sale, you can scoop up all the fabulous fashions and accessories, saving you from 30-70% off. Jump into the holiday season, which, by the way, is right around the corner. Can you believe that? Stay tuned... Stop in at Saks Fifth Avenue, on Main Street and Hampton Road in Southampton, for the winter sale saving you 30-50% off shoes and handbags. Now is the right time to purchase a new pair of Uggs for the winter. With this sale happening, I was able to start my holiday shopping. The ”Blowout Sale” continues at the one-stop Home Furnishing Center, at 375 County Road 39, Southampton, home of Windows & Walls Unlimited, (287-1515) Sybelle Carpet (283-6888) and Casual Home (283-2880). Everything is on sale! At Windows & Walls Unlimited, all custom window treatments, fabrics, shades and blinds, upholstery, and slip covers

are on sale. At Sybelle Carpet, save on all carpet, linoleum, remnants and area rugs and at Casual Home save on all home furnishings and decorative accessories from Ashley, Broyhill, Stanley, Vaughan Bassett, and more. The beat goes on, so get out and enjoy the savings! I’m there… At The Design Studio, on Main Street in Bridgehampton, look for a brand new line of furniture that has just arrived from Ecuador, Adriana Hoyos. The “Chocolate Collection” “utilizes a lattice-like profile for a three dimensional architectural effect.” While there are only a few pieces in the store, the line is vast and includes dining, coffee and side tables, as well as beds, dining chairs and sofas all made from rich, dark woods. If you need a Halloween costume, pop into Ricky’s NYC, on Main Street, East Hampton and NYC locations, for a unique selection of “costumes for couples” that include scary, TV/movie junkies, kids at heart, even super hero costumes. Make a grand entrance in full costume and have some fun. Log onto for information. A Little of What You Fancy, on Newtown Lane in East Hampton, has included Vera Bradley bags and travel accessories just in time for the holidays. Some other new arrivals at the Fancy include their exclusive handmade moccasins, boat shoes and boots. And

Monica’s BonBons are all natural, handmade chocolates in six flavors with bright wrappers that make a perfect after dinner treat for guests. Be the best guest and bring a sustainable pie, cheese or salad server made out of crushed clam, lobster or mussel shells to your next party. The fall is a good time to dust off the down comforter and get a new duvet cover in the softest Indian cotton prints. Pick up a pair of flannel Bedhead Pajamas and you’re set. Take 75% off all Kerry Cassill and Virginia Johnson women’s and children’s apparel. As usual, the shop is packed to the rafters with amazing merchandise. Atlantic Skin & Laser Center, on Montauk Highway in Amagansett, is celebrating fall by offering special beauty packages (too many to list) featuring one of their signature treatments, laser hair removal. This is the perfect time of year to get your body and face ready for winter getaways and next summer with the special packages. The Center is open Wednesday to Friday from 11:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. and 11:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday. For more information or to make an appointment, call 631-267-9800. Until next week, ciao and happy early fall shopping! Having a sale or getting new inventory? Please email me at: or via fax: 631-726-0189, my readers would love to know about it.



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Life S tyle



By Kelly Krieger

Watch Fashions: Keeping Up With the Times



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yes, $1 million. For those of who can’t afford the splurge, and wish to invest in a timepiece that will not completely break the bank, check out Michelle watches ( Michelle offers a variety of styles that include interchangeable wristbands. A few popular picks include CSX-36 (a diamond gold bracelet priced at $1,845, with diamonds and mother of pearl face), CSX- stainless steel (18mm strap mother of pearl dial, priced at $675) and CSX-cheetah patent leather (priced at $525). Each watch can look completely different based on the choice of wristband (options include alligator, patent, lizard, calfskin, python, grosgrain, color and bracelet). Once you have purchased your watch, it’s important to maintain proper care, such as storage and cleanliness. Of course, everyday watches and sport watches are made to be durable and weather/water resistant. This may be the best choice for active lifestyles. Family heirloom timepieces are something unique and should be kept in the best condition possible. Corwin Jewelers in Southampton is a great resource for jewelry and watch repairs. Remember to keep up with the times. Gerge Modena watches at Rose Jewelers


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The history of keeping time was believed to have been created in Egypt and Mesopotamia, dating back to 1500 BCE. In 1524 CE, the actual first watch was designed in Italy. However, it wasn’t until the 1850s when America took the lead in the development of fashionable watches. Today, we have many time-telling options, including cell phones. Some people still wear a watch every day and enjoy adding to their collection. In my opinion, everyone should own at least one quality watch. There are many great options, from moderate to high-end. Before purchasing your next timepiece, decide on the following: purpose (i.e. work, play, formal), size and style, manufacturer or designer, budget and comfort and fit. Many brands of watches, such as Citizen, Bulova, Tag Heuer, Chopard, Cartier, Movado, Baume and Mercier, Rolex, Omega and Longines have a proven track record and outstanding reputation for quality and high standards. Locally, there is a wide selection of jewelry stores that carry the créme de le créme of watches. London Jewelers (2 Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-3939, and Main Street, Southampton, 631287-4499) offers an exquisite collection of watches, including a few favorites like Bvlgari, Bell & Ross, Harry Winston, Hublot, Frank Geneve, Cartier, Van Cleef & Arpels, Vertu, Omega, Brietling and Piaget. Mayfair Jewelers (73 Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-8444), Rose Jewelers (57 Main Street, Southampton, 631-283-5757) and Gems of the Past (60 Newtown Lane, 631-324-4367) are also great options. Topping the “most expensive” list are Titanic watches (manufactured by Swiss Jeweller Romain Jerome) actually made from the steel hull of the Titanic (priced at $152,435); Opera One (manufactured by Girard Perregaux, made of platinum, with an alligator wristband and 75-hour reserve, priced at $495,000); Grand Complicator (manufactured by Blancpain, with automatic winding mechanisms and a crocodile wristband – a luxurious watch that takes nearly 10 months to create and is priced at $785,000); and finally that million dollar watch you’ve all been saving up for – the Big Bang Chronograph (manufactured by world renowned Hublot Bunter SA and including a diamond setting that will dazzle from across the room, priced at,

DAN'S PAPERS, October 24, 2008 Page 46

Go Fish


By Rich Firstenberg

Fight the Winds for Big Fish, or Go after Game

Beth Kennedy

If the winds continue this weekend, it will make fishing a little difficult. When the winds come from the south or east, they push bait up on the beaches and surfcasting is good. For boaters, if you can maneuver into a protected area, the catch of blackfish, sea bass, bluefish and striped bass is good. The conditions at Montauk during the week, with winds blowing 30 to 40 mph and throwing bait up toward the beach, had the bluefish and stripers coming right up into the suds. There is one report offshore of a boat trolling the Mudhole area, where the water temperature was 66 degrees. The boaters caught and released two small bluefin tuna of 25 and 30 pounds. Boats out of Orient Point, fishing in Plum Gut and off Fisher’s Island, did well catching stripers and bluefish. Although conditions were not favorable for bottom fishing (blackfish and sea bass), boats off Fisher’s Island got big blackfish. Harvey Bennett, of Amagansett’s Tackle Shop, reports large bluefish being caught off the beaches in East Hampton’s bays, from Three Mile Harbor to Napeague. Linda, at Jamesport Bait and Tackle, said most of her customers did not attempt to take boats out last weekend due to the inclement weather, but those that did caught blackfish and large bluefish.

Sitting ducks Ken Morse, of Tight Lines Tackle, Sag Harbor, tells us Southampton ocean beaches are yielding keeper-size stripers (minimum 28 inches) using top-water plugs. The Shinnecock Star, going out twice a day, has been getting its anglers into blackfish off the reef and wrecks outside the Shinnecock inlet. The Shinnecock guide, Captain Don Kaye, says that, despite the wind, there are loads of fish chasing bait outside the inlet. Fishermen are often also hunters. Anyone living

around the local bays has been hearing earlymorning and late-afternoon shooting for sea ducks. Shooters must have a Federal license, obtained at local village halls, and a duck stamp purchased at a U.S. post office. The season for sea ducks (scoters, eiders and oldsquaw) started October 11 and runs through January 25. The bag limit is seven per day, except for scoters, which is four per day. The season for dabbler ducks (black, mallards, pintails, widgeons, teals, mergansers and gadwalls) is November 27 through January 25, and the bag limit is six per day except for mallards, which is limited to four per day (two hens only). The rabbit season is November 1 through February 28 (six per day), and the pheasant season is November 1 through December 31 (four per day, 30 over the entire season). Bow hunting for deer has begun in county parkland and opens in state parks from November 1 through December 31. Gunning season for deer runs January 5 through 30 and is not allowed on weekends. (Wear bright colors if you’re hiking in the woods.) The Canadian goose season opens again November 27 to 30 and then December 7 through January 31; bag limit is two per day. E-mail your fishing and hunting comments or questions to me at



By Ken Kindler

At Connetquot River State Preserve, a Life Lesson Every day, I receive phone calls and e-mails from people who read this column and visit the and Web sites. People have questions about hiking groups, specific trails, where they can take their dogs, and much more. Recently, I’ve noticed an increase in parents and teachers asking where they can take kids to experience nature. I visited Connetquot River State Park Preserve with the intention of seeing the trout hatchery before it is closed down. To my delight, I found a nature adventure, for children and adults. At the hatchery, I saw parents reading the informational kiosks to their children and sharing their wonder at the many fish swimming in the holding troughs. These informative kiosks are located throughout the preserve, especially on the yellow trail leading up to the trout hatchery. To get to the hatchery, I followed yellow arrows, along with the white-painted rectangles of the Long Island Greenbelt Trail, from the parking area at the entrance to the preserve. Near the hatchery, I spied red arrows marking a trail. This trail took me on a loop over picturesque brooks spanned by bridges. After a couple of miles, it led between the grist mill and the renovated Sportsmen’s Club building. The trail tread was comfortable to walk and the wetland plants were lovely, but what struck me even more were the people: parents walking with their children, Boy Scouts from Melville (troop 457) and Molly Hastings, a State Park naturalist giving a General Nature Hike to a group of parents and children. (Environmental Education Center 631-581-1072) On another day, I started a six-hour walk at Wheeler Road, less than a mile south of Connetquot Preserve. I followed the Greenbelt Trail north to the entrance of the preserve, walked by the grist mill, and followed the blue and red arrows. This time where the two trails split I followed the blue arrows about four

miles north on Cordwood Road. On this horse trail, I met a woman and her young niece on horseback who wanted me to take their picture. Eventually this trail intersected the Greenbelt Trail, and I decided to follow it north across Veterans Highway. There’s a chain link fence all around the preserve. I checked out many of the trails heading east from Cordwood Road, and was delighted to find that they led to gates provided by State Parks so that neighbors could easily access the preserve. The first few trails branching east from Cordwood run through lovely wetlands. Most of the gates are locked to protect these sensitive areas. Continuing north, I reached Veterans Highway. Beyond the gate, there are pedestrian crossing signs and lines painted on the road. Nearby traffic lights allow for gaps in the traffic, so be patient and cross safely. About a mile and a half after crossing Veterans Highway, I arrived at Lakeland County Park off Johnson Avenue. The bridges, boardwalks, and water views are well worth this excursion. Then I turned

around and headed south. I followed the Greenbelt Trail back across the highway, and for four miles through Connetquot State Preserve. Leaving the preserve, the trail runs a short distance parallel to Sunrise Highway. I enjoyed an exciting walk on a foot bridge that runs under the highway and over the river, and then along Brook Pond and back to my car parked by the playing fields off Wheeler Road. The Long Island Greenbelt Trail Conference created and maintains this 34-mile trail that runs from north to south across the Island. I walked only a south shore segment. To find places to park your car, and follow the trail, purchase a map of the Greenbelt at the museum and gift shop in the Main House or call the LIGTC, 631-360-0753 There are 50 miles of trails in this 3,473-acre preserve. The long horse trails are excellent for running and cross-country skiing. Horses are easily frightened, though, so when approaching, greet the rider at a distance. This assures the horse that you are human, not an exotic predator. Move aside and don’t make any abrupt movements. A fast-moving silent bicycle will also scare a horse. This is why they aren’t allowed in the preserve. A permit is needed for access to the preserve. Permits purchased at the gate are $6, but can be obtained free of charge by writing to Connetquot River State Park Preserve, P.O. Box 505, Oakdale, N.Y. 11769. If you do not wish to wait for a response by mail before visiting, pay the initial entrance fee and give the person at the gate a self addressed stamped envelope. Driving directions from the west (it’s a nice stop on your way to the Hamptons): Southern State Parkway east to exit 44 to Sunrise Highway (Route 27) exit 47A. Take Oakdale-Bohemia Road to the service road west. The entrance is one mile west of Pond Road. Call the preserve office at 631-581-1005.

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By Tiffany Razzano Halloween is just a week away and with a plethora of farm stands and pumpkin patches, vast expanses of fall foliage and a variety of spooky events for all ages, the East End is an amazing place to celebrate the holiday. The Bridgehampton Lions Club will hold its annual pumpkin carving contest at the Bridgehampton Community House on Oct. 27 at 5 p.m. Admission is free, and pumpkins will be judged in a variety of categories, from Classic Jack/Jill, to Mother Groosesome, Yo Ho Glow, Sea Screecher and, in honor of this year’s presidential election, Pulp Politico. All carving must be completed prior to submission. For more information, go to Also in Southampton, the village will hold its RagA-Muffin Parade and Pumpkin Trail starting at 9 a.m. at Agawam Park on Oct. 25. The parade will be followed by a free party at the Parrish Art Museum on Job’s Lane, from 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. The party will feature music and refreshments as well as holiday family photos, so be sure to come dressed up. You can also dress up your pooches for Little Lucy’s Canine Couture Boutique’s Halloween Pet Parade, a benefit, also on Oct. 25, at 1:30 p.m. The Southampton Youth Bureau will sponsor the eerie Haunted Path on Oct. 24, from 7-10 p.m., for grades 6-8. The SYB will also be sponsoring Trunk or Treat on Oct. 26, from 1-3 p.m., with arts and crafts, caramel apples and chocolate candy making. Call 631-702-2421 or 631-287-1511 for more information. Children 8 and under might also want to head to Rogers Mansion on Oct. 25, from 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. There, the Southampton Historical Society will present Spooky Spirits at the Sayre Barn. For more information, call 631-283-2494. And on the day before Halloween, the Hampton Library will be hosting a local cemetery tour at 5 p.m. Join library archivist Julie Greene for an evening tour of the Presbyterian Cemetery. Make sure you bring a flashlight! In East Hampton, you’ll definitely want to check out Mulford Farm on James Lane. Once again, it will offer its Festival of Frights Oct. 24-30, featuring a scarecrow festival, scary stories, tours of the “haunted farm,� pumpkin carving workshops and a cemetery tour. Admission is free, so bring the whole family. For more information, call 631-324-6850. For some more adult scares, the East End boasts two of Long Island’s best and creepiest haunted houses. The Darkside Haunted House, in Wading River, is not for the faint of heart or for the very young. At its Web site,, it warns you to “be prepared to be scared.� There’s also the Haunted Inn in Hampton Bays. Built in the early 1900s, two people died when the original inn burned down and it’s rumored their spirits walk the halls. The Haunted Inn is open every day between Oct. 24 and Nov. 1. For more information, go to And of course, what Halloween would be complete without pumpkin picking and corn mazes. The closer it gets to Halloween, the pumpkin patches tend to offer more Halloween activities for the whole family too. There’s Hank’s Pumpkintown in Water Mill, which offers pick your own pumpkins, farm wagon rides, face painting, a children’s playground, corn and straw mazes and more. Check out hankspumpkin-

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So Many Ways to Celebrate Halloween on the East End for more info. Harbes is also always a good bet for Halloween fun, with locations in Jamesport, Mattituck and Riverhead. Harbes offers games, sing-a-long hayrides, gemstone mining, pony rides, baby farm animals, corn mazes and more. And at night, the corn mazes get extra scary for the adults. Go to for more information. STAGES, a children’s theatre workshop, will present Frankenstein’s Follies, a Halloween-themed musical at Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor Oct. 24-26. Each show is followed by a Halloween carni-

val. For more information on the show and to purchase tickets, call 631-725-9500. The day after Halloween, on Nov. 1 at 7 p.m., Master Magician David Caserta will be at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center with his show Haunted Illusions, a Halloween spectacular. In the spirit of the holiday, children are encouraged to come down in their costumes. Go to for more information. Halloween comes just once a year and living on the East End, you’re privy to some of the spookiest events around.


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Big Brother & the Holding Co. Hold their Own Having played a major role in the psychedelic rock scene of the 1960s as the band fronted by legendary singer Janis Joplin, fans might be surprised to learn that not only is Big Brother and the Holding Company still touring, they’re also writing and releasing new music. And they’ll be performing classic songs and fan favorites such as “Piece of My Heart” and “Summertime,” along with newer material at the Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor on Nov. 1. Naturally, with the tragic and untimely death of Joplin in 1970, whenever they tour, the group brings in other singers to fill her very big shoes – a task that must seem daunting to any vocalist. While hardcore fans might be wary of this, the band knows it’s better off aiming to simply entertain and play great music for its audiences rather than finding a singer to emulate Joplin, says the group’s guitarist, Sam Andrew. “She doesn’t even try,” he said of Stephanie Ramos, who will be joining Big Brother in Sag Harbor. “She’s a real strong singer in her own right. But Janis Joplin was a phenomenon. She was one of a kind. You can’t copy her.” He added, “Music, fortunately, is real immediate. So, when you’re there, listening to music and it’s good, you kind of forget about expectations.” Big Brother found a niche for itself in San Francisco in the mid-1960s, living in the hippie mecca of HaightAshbury, alongside bands like Grateful Dead, Quicksilver Messenger Service and Jefferson

Airplane. After a self-titled debut album, they burst onto the national and international music scenes after a now historic performance at the Monterey Pop Festival in 1967. Their second album, Cheap Thrills, reached number one on the Billboard charts, propelled by the single “Piece of My Heart.” Andrew and Joplin shortly thereafter left the band to form the Kozmic Blues Band, but Big Brother has reunited several times since. What might be most sur-

prising to fans is that the group has continued to write new music. “We do one-third to onehalf songs that we did with Janis, the rest is new material,” Andrew said. “We do a lot of new songs. I’ve written probably hundreds of songs.” Most recently, Big Brother has released The Lost Tapes, a two-disc set of previously unreleased songs recorded with Joplin, as well as live material. And Andrew is no stranger to Sag Harbor, having served as the musical director of the musical Love, Janis, based on a series of letters written to her sister that were compiled into a book, a couple of years ago. “I love the atmosphere in Sag Harbor, and its character,” he said. “[Love, Janis] was a lot of fun to work on. I was with Janis when she wrote some of those letters. So it was really strange 40 years later to be working on it.” Looking back on Big Brother’s more than 40-year existence and indelible mark on the history of rock, Andrew sometimes finds it hard to believe the course his life has taken. “It feels strange,” he said. “I don’t think any of us expected – except possibly Janis – that we’d do this as a career. We thought we’d do this for two to three years, have a really good time, and then carry on with what we were doing before we were interrupted. It certainly has its surreal aspects.” Big Brother will be at Bay Street at 8 p.m. on Nov. 1. For more information, go to or

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The high concept production of Arthur Miller’s morality drama All My Sons, directed by Simon McBurney, is a sight to behold. McBurney is one of Europe’s most innovative theater makers, and, while always arresting, his production with its Brecht-like representational style does little to aid his sterling cast. Commanding performances by John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest, and Patrick Wilson, along with a game Katie Holmes making her Broadway debut, are all upstaged by McBurney’s cinematic flourishes. You will either love it or hate it. While we felt the production detracted from the heart of Miller’s drama and certainly was a big handicap for the actors, the approach was always fascinating, even as it took us away from the emotional impact. The morality tale was Miller’s first successful play, winning him the Tony Award in 1947 and running for 328 performances. He would follow it later with his masterworks Death of a Salesman (1949), and A View from the Bridge (1955) in a long career that included film and an ill-fated marriage to Marilyn Monroe, which he wrote about in After the Fall (1964). Like all of his finest achievements, All My Sons visits a similar theme of the impact of people’s actions on those around them and beyond. His works accumulate in the details with finely layered characters and situations. The power of All My Sons is the visceral unfolding of the play’s con-

Joan Marcus

Review: All My Sons

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flicts to its harrowing final moment. Miller’s drama centers around the story of a manufacturer, Joe Keller (John Lithgow), who knowingly shipped faulty airplane parts to the Army during World War II, leading to the death of 21 pilots, with his own son, Larry, possibly one of the casualties. Keller managed to clear himself, while his partner, Herbert Deever, went to jail. When their other son, Chris (Patrick Wilson), decides to marry Deever’s daughter, Ann (Katie Holmes), her brother, George (Christian Camargo), arrives, setting off a catalytic chain of events. Ann was engaged to Larry before he went missing in battle and she holds a most unsettling secret. McBurney underscores the scenes with melodramatic music and adds unnecessary cinematic flourishes that hinder the action, creating an impressive staging that seems superfluous. But give him points for his clever casting. All My Sons opened on October 16, 2008 at the Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre, 236 W. 45th St., between Broadway and Eight Avenues, for a limited engagement through Sunday, January 11, 2009. Tickets are available at or by calling 212-2396200. Theater critics Barry Gordin & Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer. Patrick is the artistic director of SivaRoad Productions. Visit their Web site at

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How to Lose Friends & Alienate People Rated R; 109 min. There’s no question British actor and writer Simon Pegg has joined the Hollywood ranks. First making big waves in the flawless zombie comedy Shaun of the Dead, he has become a recognizable face stateside from his supercop parody Hot Fuzz and, as a redeemable shlub in Run Fatboy Run, further indoctrination into the American conscience is a guarantee as he will take over James Doohan’s venerable role as “Scotty” in the upcoming Star Trek re-launch. But as he accepts roles in films in the USA, he seems to be drifting away from doing the writing that has served as a backbone to his physical. Does all this mean he’s more interested in Yankee fame than in Old Empire integrity? Perhaps that’s why he took on the starring role in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People – a fun and light look at the power and corruption (as in the human soul) of the USA’s celebrity culture. Based on the eponymous book by Toby Young, where Mr. Young told his side of his experiences as a Brit tabloid journalist who felt he was devoured by our famous and fabulous when he took a job at Vanity Fair, you may be expecting this to be a The Devil Wears Prada redux, but unlike how that film always clung to drama, this movie offers more of a college-age love story feel. It’s more Amanda Bynes than Anne Hathaway, which isn’t necessarily a slam. While Young’s original story is more about the personal hypocrisy of writers seeking fame by cashing in on the foibles of actual celebrities, this is more a British fish-out-of-water story that uses the known evils of shallow celebrity and the industry to drive it as its own biblical snake, tempting a poor Englishman to leave his home and seek out a bite of the apple (and here it just happens to be the “Big Apple” itself), forever keeping him from the very real and safe homestead he should have never tried to leave. Pegg plays Young, but here he’s “Sydney” Young, a local-yokel journalist who jabbed gossip culture at home and finds himself a glamorous job

at the fictional American mag Sharps – or so he thinks. Instead of news, his new boss, super-haired Clayton Harding (Jeff Bridges) turns him into a blurbing celebrity gawker. Worse yet, he’s thinking he’s been assigned this work to make a splash, a thought quickly dashed by people like the imagecontrolling, thoroughly connected publicist Eleanor Johnson. So what’s a scruffy, edgy Brit who’s reduced to an American toadie supposed to do? Before long, he uses his status at Sharps to try and land the stereo-

typical starlet Sophie (Megan Fox), while sorting out his relationship with his editor Alison (Kirsten Dunst) – a kindred soul who seeks less tawdry surroundings. All the while, Syd’s got to figure out how to fit in to the fabulous Manhattan fold, while working out how to play the sycophant to the famous people he’s paid to glamorize, yet avoiding its empty, yet utterly delicious, trappings. Sounds heavy, and while in the real-life Young’s book it is all portrayed as such, here it makes for light and soapy window dressing on a pretty film that is designed to get you in the seats and protect you from thinking too hard. But, as simple fare goes, it’s a winner. The cast is great, especially Anderson who gets to handle the obligatory Meryl Streep/ Devil Wears Prada/ power-broker/ dragon-lady role, but without that faint glimmer of humanity we saw in Miranda Priestly. Also deserving of kudos is Megan Fox, who has her work cut out for her after her pinup role in Transformers. She will be forever struggling to out-act her killer looks every time she takes a role, without disenfranchising those who look forward to her next lay-out in Maxim, so playing a vacant beauty gives her a perfect chance to do both. However, this movie is ruled by Pegg, dominating as only he can, providing slapstick and dopiness without seeming unintelligent. Never quite a nerd, never quite a dolt, he’s more of a slacker who somehow succeeds without ever totally getting the point. The joke there is: in the real world he’s a powerfully gifted and precise writer who’s able to take brainy goals and complex ideas and make them easily accessible. How to Lose Friends is most-likely more of a payday, but that’s OK if he’s cashing in with movies as charming as this one. It’s good fun and has some laughs, giving you a chance to get out of the house and enjoy a nice greasy bag of popcorn. But Mr. Pegg – we’ll be looking forward to your next film (after Star Trek) to be backed by a screenplay from you…in fact, we insist on it.

MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, October 24 to Thursday, October 26. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. BAY STREET THEATRE (631-725-9500) No movies playing this week. HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) High School Musical 3: Senior (G) – Fri. 7, 9:30 Sat. 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9 Sun. 1:30, 4, 6:30 Mon.-Thurs. 7 W (PG-13) – Fri. 6:30, 9 Sat. 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 Sun. 2, 4:30, 7 Mon-Thurs. 7 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. Body of Lies (R), Beverly Hills Chihuahua (PG), W (PG-13), Max Payne (PG-13), Sex Drive (R), Pride and Glory (R), Saw V (R), High School Musical 3: Senior Year (G), Religulous (R) PARRISH ART MUSEUM (631-283-2118) Cyclo (NR) – Fri. 7 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) W (PG-13) – Fri.-Sun. 3, 5:30, 8 Mon., Thurs. 5:30, 8

UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Eagle Eye (PG-13) – Fri. 3:30, 7, 9:30 Sat. 12, 3:30, 7, 9:30 Sun. 12, 3:30, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 3:30, 7 High School Musical 3: Senior Year (G) – Fri.Sat. 11, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30, 10:20 Sun.-Thurs. 4:40, 7:30 W (PG-13) – Fri. 4, 7:10, 10 Sat. 12:30, 4, 7:10, 10, Sun. 12:30, 4, 7:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7:10 Secret Life Of Bees (PG-13) – Fri. 1:30, 4:15, 7:40, 10:10 Sat. 1:30, 4:15, 7:40, 10:10 Sun. 1:30, 4:15, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:40 Religulous (R) – Fri. 3:40, 7:20, 9:40 Sat. 1, 3:40, 7:20, 9:40, Sun. 1, 3:40, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs. 3:40, 7:20 Rachel Getting Married (R) – Fri. 3:50, 7:50, 10:25 Sat. 1:15, 3:50, 7:50, 10:25 Sun. 1:15, 3:50, 7:50 Mon.-Thurs. 3:50, 7:50 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Eagle Eye (PG-13) – Fri. 4:20, 7:20, 10:05 Sat. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10:05 Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Mon.Thurs. 4:20, 7:20 High School Musical 3: Senior Year (G) – Fri.Sat. 10:15, 1, 4, 7, 10 Sun.-Thurs. 4, 7 Beverly Hills Chihuahua (PG) – Fri. 4, 7, 9:40 Sat. 10:45, 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:15

Saw V (R) – Fri. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sat. 10:15, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sun. 10:30, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30 Max Payne (PG-13) – Fri. 4:45, 7:45, 10:10 Sat. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:10 Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Mon.Thurs. 4:45, 7:45 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) The Duchess (PG-13) – Mon.-Thurs., 4:30, 7:30. Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10, Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10, Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Rocknrolla (R) – Mon.-Thurs., 4:45, 7:40, Fri., 4:45, 7:40, 10:15, Sat., 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10:15 Pride And Glory (R) – Mon.-Thurs., 4:15, 7:15, Fri., 4:15, 7:15, 10:10, Sat., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:10 Body Of Lies (R) – Mon.-Thurs., 4, 7, Fri., 4, 7, 9:50, Sat., 1, 4, 7, 9:50, Sun., 1, 4, 7 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PERFORMING ARTS CENTER (631-288-1500) A Girl Cut In Two (NR) – Fri.-Sat. 7:30 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer

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Getting to the Root of It As we continue to visit farm stands and farmers markets, they are as much an indication of seasonal awareness as a look at the calendar, the morning paper or TV meteorologists forecasting changes in temperature. A local supermarket features a bin at the rear of the store where just a couple of weeks ago corn was piled as high as the sky. A variety of colorful winter squash has now replaced the corn. Root vegetables, such as carrots, parsnips, celery root, (also known as celeriac) rutabagas and beets are some of the local gems to grace the current season. Knobby celery root is not the most attractive vegetable you have ever seen, but no doubt you have enjoyed the classic celeri remoulade, a shredded celery root salad dressed in a mustardy mayonnaise, a popular first course at your favorite French bistro. To give character to mashed potatoes, cook and puree with aromatic celery root for a bracingly delicious dish. To take the vegetable to another level, prepare the puree ahead, transfer to a shallow baking dish, cover with grated Gruyere and bake before serving. I just love cauliflower, steam or boil the florets until tender, then serve with a cascade of melted sweet butter and a shower of toasted bread crumbs – quick, easy, delectable. I’m still able to find ‘sauce’ tomatoes or ‘seconds’ as they are referred to at some farm stands. I guess I want to hang on to summer a little longer when I prepare a gratin of cauliflower florets with blanched, peeled and diced tomatoes, a chiffonade of fresh basil and grated Parmesan cheese. With the chill in the air, however, I’m delighted to greet the new season and rediscover the joys of working with all of the above.

chopped 3 tablespoons chiffonade of fresh basil 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese 2 tablespoons plain breadcrumbs 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into small dice 1. Cut off the base of the cauliflower and remove the leaves. Pull the florets away from the core (trimmed ends can be used for stock or a soup) and soak in a bowl of cold water for 20 minutes. Drain.

3. When ready to bake, bring the gratin to room temperature and preheat oven to 375 degrees. Bake for 18-20 minutes until heated through.

CAULIFLOWER WITH TOMATOES AND PARMESAN This timely recipe is a reminder that cauliflower can be a luxurious vegetable when paired with the last of summer tomatoes and garden fresh basil. Serves 6-8 1 medium farm-fresh cauliflower, about 1 1/2 - 2 pounds Coarse (kosher) salt for the cooking water Freshly ground pepper 5 ripe tomatoes, peeled, seeded and coarsely

2. Meanwhile, bring a large pot of water to a rolling boil. Add a couple of handfuls of coarse salt to taste and add the florets. Bring back to the boil and cook at a brisk simmer for 6-7 minutes. Then drain and refresh under cool water. Drain well and pat dry to absorb as much of the moisture as possible. Preheat oven to 375 degrees. 3. Arrange florets in a buttered baking dish. In a bowl, mix the tomatoes, basil, salt and pepper to taste and spoon over the cauliflower. Pour over olive oil and toss to coat. Mix the cheese and breadcrumbs and sprinkle evenly over the mixture. Can be prepared ahead to this point and refrigerated covered for several hours or overnight. When ready to bake, bring to room temperature if refrigerated, dot with butter and bake in preheated oven for 25 minutes until hot and bubbly. Serve immediately.

MASHED POTATO AND CELERY ROOT PUREE This classic combination can be prepared ahead, then topped with grated cheese to serve gratin style. Serves 6 1 firm knob celery root, about 1 pound, peeled 2 1/4 pounds Yukon Gold potatoes, peeled Coarse (kosher) salt 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 1/3 cup skim or whole milk 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil Freshly ground pepper 1/3 cup grated Gruyere cheese, optional

2. Drain the vegetables and puree with a potato masher or in a food mill (a food mill will give you a smoother texture). In a small saucepan, warm the butter and milk then gradually beat into the vegetable mixture with the oil. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Whip with a fork or whisk until fluffy and light. Serve at once or prepare ahead for the gratin. 3. If preparing the gratin, transfer the mixture to a lightly buttered baking/serving dish and top with grated cheese. If preparing ahead, cover with plastic wrap or foil and refrigerate up to one day ahead.


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1. Fill a 4-5 quart saucepan with fresh cold water. Wash then carefully peel the gnarled skin around the celery root, cut 1/2-inch slices, stack and cut into 1/2inch dice and put in saucepan. Peel potatoes, cut into 1-inch slices, stack and cut into 1-inch dice. Add to the saucepan with the celery root. Add a handful or two of coarse salt and cook at a brisk simmer with cover ajar for 18-20 minutes or until vegetables are tender when pierced with the tip of a knife.

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Side Dish By Aji Jones The Third Annual Long Island Restaurant Week will launch Sunday, November 2 through Sunday, November 9. During this eight-day promotion, participating restaurants in Nassau and Suffolk counties will offer a three-course prix fixe dinner for $24.95 all night, except Saturday, when it will be offered only until 7 p.m. Each restaurant will offer its own unique menu. Some East End participating restaurants include: Almond, Meeting House Creek Inn, Almoncello, 1770 House, Della Femina, Fresno, Harbor Bistro, Matto, Nick & Toni’s, New Moon Café, Porto Bello Restaurant, Oakland’s

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Restaurant, Jamesport Manor Inn, Lighthouse Grill at Montauk Yacht Club, Grappa Restaurant and Wine Bar, The Plaza Café, and Annona. Log onto for the complete list of restaurants and don’t forget to make your reservations! Sunset Café in Westhampton Beach will be having a kids pumpkin painting event on Sunday, October 26 from 3-5 p.m. Kids will get to decorate and keep a pumpkin. There is no fee for the pumpkins. They will be selling all of their usual treats, as well as ghostly shaped cookies for the kids and pumpkin lattes and spiced drinks for the adults.

Long Island’s Third Annual Restaurant Week November 2nd - November 9th

Enjoy the best restaurants on Long Island for the bargain price of $24.95! For eight days, November 2nd through November 9th, all participating restaurants are offering a three course prix fixe every night (Saturday until 7 p.m.) for $24.95.

Participating Restaurants Check for up-to-date list. 1770 House Restaurant & Inn • Abel Conklin's Steakhouse • Aix en-Provence • Akbar Restaurant • Almoncello • Almond Bar & Restaurant A Mano • Annona • Antonette's Restaurant • A Touch of Venice • Avery's Broadway Beanery • Avino’s Italian Table Babylon Carriage House • Barney's • Barrister's Restaurant • Bayview Inn & Restaurant • Bella Mare Italian Restaurant • Bella Vita City Grill • Besito - Huntington & Roslyn • Big Daddy's Restaurant • Bistro Cassis • Bistro Citron • Bistro M Restaurant • Blackbirds Grille Blackwells Restaurant • B.K. Sweeney’s Uptown Grille • Blond Restaurant • Blue 42 • Blue Restaurant • Brasserie Cassis • Brick & Rail Brookwoods • Butterfields Restaurant • Cafe Buenos Aires • Café Formaggio • Cafe Joelle • Café Max • Calagero's Restaurant • Cara Mia Due • Caruso's Restaurant • Casa Basso • Casa Rustica • Chachama Grill • Chester's Fine Cuisine & Spirits • Chi • Ciao Baby - Carle Place, Commack & Massapequa Park • City Cafe • City Cellar Wine Bar & Grill • Coach Grill & Tavern • Cooperage Inn • Corbin & Reynolds • Della Femina • Desmond's Restaurant & Lounge • Dick & Dora Restaurant • Dockers Waterside Restaurant • Don Juan • E.B. Elliot's • Elmer's • Elbow East • Fatfish Wine Bar & Bistro • Fiddleheads American Fish House & Grill • Four Food Studio And Cocktail Salon • Fresno • Front Street Station • Fulton & Prime Fish And Steakhouse • Gabrielle's • George Martin The Original • George Martin's Coastal Grill • Grappa Wine Bar • Grasso's Gurney's Sea Grille • Harbor Crab Co. Restaurant • Harbor Bistro • Hemingway's • HONU Kitchen & Cocktails • Horace & Sylvia's Publick House • HR Singletons • Hudson's Mill • Il Piatto Italian Steakhouse • Indian Cove Restaurant • The Inn Spot On The Bay • Isola Trattoria • Jackson Landing • Jackson's Restaurant • Jameson's Bar & Grill • Jamesport Manor Inn • JC’s Restaurant • Jedediah Hawkins Inn and Restaurant • Jewel of India • Joe's American Grill • Jonathan's Ristorante • Katie Daly's • La Casuccia • Laguna Grille • La Marmite • La Plage Restaurant • La Primavera Restaurant • Le Petite Framboise • Le Soir Restaurant • Legal Sea Foods - Garden City & Huntington Station • Legends Restaurant • Lighthouse Grill at Montauk Yacht Club • Lola's Kitchen & Wine Bar • Lombardi's On The Sound • Louie's Oyster Bar & Grille • Louis & Marxx • Louis XVI • Ludlow Bistro • Luigi's Restaurant • Mac's Steakhouse • Mamma Lombardi's • Mangiamo Italian Restaurant • Martoni's • Matto • Mazzi Restaurant • Meeting House Creek Inn • Meritage • Michael Anthony's Food Bar • Michaels' at Maidstone Beach • Mill Creek Tavern • Mill House Inn • Mim's Restaurant - Roslyn & Syosset • Mirabelle Restaurant • Muse Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge • New Moon Cafe • Nicholas James Bistro Nico at The Gatsby Mansion • Nick DiAngelo • Nick & Toni’s • Noma • Oakland's Restaurant & Marina • Oasis Waterfront Restaurant Olde Speonk Inn • On 3 Restaurant • Osteria Da Nino • Osteria Toscana • Oysterman's Restaurant & Pub • Palm Court Restaurant & Wine Cellar at The Carltun • Pentimento Restaurant • Peppercorns • Piccolo Mondo Restaurant • P.J. Lobster House • Pier 441 • Pierre's Pine Island Grill At Crescent Beach Club • Porters on the Lane • Porto Bello Restaurant • Prime Seasons • Pronto! Restaurant Pumpernickels Restaurant • Rachel’s Cafe • Red Dish Grille & Martini Bar • Red Fish Grille • Red Restaurant • red/bar brasserie • Rein Bar & Bistro at The Garden City Hotel • Ristorante Gemelli • Riverview Restaurant • Runyon's Runyon's Roadside Tavern • Ruvo Restaurant - Port Jefferson & Greenlawn • Scrimshaw Restaurant • Seafood Barge • Sea Levels Restaurant • Snaps • Snapper Inn Soundview Restaurant • Southampton Publick House • Starfish Restaurant • Stone Creek Inn • Stonewalls Restaurant • Sundried Tomato Cafe • Taste • Tavern 18 • The Argyle • The Bayou • The Bellport • The Clubhouse Restaurant • The Delano Mansion at The Woodlands The Fifth Season • The Garden Grill • The Grill Room • The Oar Steak & Seafood Grill • The Old Barge • The Patio at 54 Main • The Plaza Cafe • The Schooner • The Village Crossroads Restaurant & Catering • Three Village Inn • Thom Thom Steak & Seafood • Thyme Restaurant & Cafe Bar • Tierra Mar • Toast & Co. • Tweed's Restaurant & Buffalo Bar • Uncle Bacala's • Union Station Restaurant • Villa d'Este Restaurant • Villa Sorrento • Vintage Steak House • Vittorio's Restaurant • Walls Wharf • Wasabi Sushi • Wave Restaurant & Lounge at Danfords Hotel & Marina • West East Bistro • Westhampton Steakhouse • Wild Harvest Restaurant • Wild Honey Restaurant

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For more information call the Sunset Café at (631) 288-3010. Rowdy Hall in East Hampton will hold their 9th annual “Rowdyween” party on Friday, October 31 starting at 7 p.m. A $30 admission fee entitles revelers to one complimentary drink, passed hors d’oeuvres, drink specials, $5 drafts and $5 well drinks and live music by Little Head Thinks. There will be $500 in prizes awarded for the best costumes. Come in costume . . . or don’t come at all! Tickets may be purchased in advance for $25. For further information call Rowdy Hall at (631) 3248555. Turtle Crossing in East Hampton will host a Halloween Costume Party on Friday, October 31, featuring live music by the Annie Morgan Band from 6-9 p.m. There will be free house margaritas and appetizers for anyone in costume. There will also be a prize of $100 for the best costume. Also of note, this will be the last weekend for Turtle Crossing this season. They will close Sunday, November 2 and reopen in May 2009. For more information, call Turtle Crossing at (631) 3247166. Magic’s Pub in Westhampton Beach is now open seven days a week, serving lunch from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and dinner Sunday through Thursday until 11 p.m. and Friday and Saturday until midnight. They also will continue to serve brunch Saturday and Sunday from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Outdoor heated seating is also available weather permitting. Menu items include: crab and shrimp salad plate with crab, shrimp, egg and potato salads with lettuce and tomato; Magic’s famous chili with chopped onions and cheese; filet mignon sandwich served with potato and cole slaw; cheeseburger on an English muffin with a pickle and your choice of French fries or salad; and marinated grilled chicken breast with baked potato or French fries, vegetable of the day or salad. For further information, call Magic’s Pub at (631) 288-6105. Fresno in East Hampton will host a New Zealand wine dinner with Domaine Franey Wine & Spirits on Sunday, October 26 at 6 p.m. The price is $75 per person plus tax and gratuity. Reservations are recommended. The menu focuses on local ingredients by Executive Chef Gretchen Menser, with wine pairings. Menu items include: Fresno tapas; New Zealand green lipped mussels and cockles; fish and chips; cheese of Mecox dairy; and pavlova with kiwi and passion fruit. For further information, call Fresno at (631) 324-8700. The Jamesport Manor Inn will be having their 2nd annual Wine Dinner with Pellegrini Vineyards on Friday, October 24. The cost of the dinner is $70 per person plus tax and gratuity. Menu items include: pumpkin soup with ginger; poached lobster with sweet coriander orange broth; black olive and mushroom stuffed pork belly with caper berries; and prime hanger steak with crispy polenta. For more information or reservations, call The Jamesport Manor at (631) 722-0500. Pierre’s in Bridgehampton is now offering a $25 prix fixe all night Sunday-Thursday and from 56:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday. For more information or reservations, call Pierre’s at (631) 5375110. Bobby Van’s in Bridgehampton is now offering a $25 three course prix fixe Sunday-Thursday all night; $19 steak and fries Sunday-Thursday all night; and Lobster Night for $21 all night on Tuesday. For more information or reservations call Bobby Van’s at (631) 537- 0590.

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Daily Specials

Dining and Nightlife New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Lunch and dinner daily, closed Tues. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500, LIGHTHOUSE GRILL & PATIO – Artists Wine Dinners Series the last Thurs. of the month thru Oct. Reservations suggested. Dinner. 631-668-3100, Ext. 1172. 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT– Features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thincrust pizzas. Fall 3-course prix fixe Thurs. – Sun. from 5 p.m. to close and Fri. and Sat. order by 6:30 p.m. $26 per person. 104 North Main St., East Hampton, 631-329-0200 MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. OAKLAND’S RESTAURANT & MARINA – Located on Dune Road at the Shinnecock Inlet in Hampton Bays, lunch & dinner seven days a week. Weekly specials, 3 course prixe fixe Wednesday and Thursday, Sunday brunch 12-3., 631-728-6900. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Zagat says, “Wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious.” Serving dinner Wed.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. $30 Prix Fixe Sun.-Thurs. all night and Fri. and Sat. until 6:30 p.m. 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7110. OSO – New steakhouse at the Southampton Inn. Daily prix fixe special from 5:30-7p.m., $25.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner every day, year round. 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-283-1166. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef’s tastings available daily, $30. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.-Thurs. and 4-11 p.m. Fri. and Sat. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PARTO’S – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, café. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. 12 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food in an old Southwestern technique. Ribs, wraps, ‘ritas! Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. Located at 221 Panitgo Road, East Hampton. 631324-7166. TRUMPETS – Continental menu, waterfront dining. Open for dinner Mon., Wed.,-Sat. from 5 p.m. Sun. from 4 p.m. Closed Tuesday. Lunch 12-3 p.m., Sunday Brunch 11-2:30 p.m. 3 course prix fixe 5-7 p.m. and 4-6 p.m. on Sun. (no Sat.). 58 South Bay Ave, Eastport. 631-325-2900. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK– 60s Surfer Beach Style. Thursdays - Open Mic + Drum circle off the beach 8 p.m. Saturdays - Ladies Night + DJ + Dancing 10 p.m.

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ALMONCELLO – A Northern Italian trattoria, is now offering a $28 three course pasta prix fixe all night Sun.-Tues. and Thurs. Sunday night is family night, 3 - 9 p.m. 631-329-6700. ALMOND RESTAURANT – Classic French bistro. Fall three-course prix fixe, $24.95 Mon. all night, Tues. and Thurs. – Sun., 6 – 7 p.m. 631-5378885, ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Voted Best Seafood Restaurant in the Hamptons. Dinner Thurs - Sun., 4 p.m.-closing. Special $25 4 course Prix-Fix Nightly. 78 Foster Ave Hampton Bays behind Tully’s Seafood Mkt. 728-9111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily, 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italianstyle menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. CASA BASSO – A Hamptons landmark. Three course prix fixe, $25 every night. Waterfront dining available. Open Tues.-Sun. at 5 p.m. 59 Montauk Hghwy., Westhampton. 631-288-1841. COHI BAR AT THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Yachtside cocktails and patio lounge. 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. 631.668.3100. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Featuring an Espresso Bar, Bakery, Coffee Roastery, and FullService Café.A “Dan’s Papers Best of The Best”! Fantastic Gift Baskets available. Open every day, 6a.m.-7 p.m. 869 Montauk Highway, Water Mill and 194 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – A true “foodies delight.” Platinum Chef winner Cheffe Colette. Enjoy the best sunsets in the Hamptons. 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Experience North Fork history and unprecedented local cuisine.

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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

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FRIDAY, 24 FALL FILMS AT THE PARRISH – 7 p.m. The film Cyclo at the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Call 631-283-2118, ext. 50. SOUTHAMPTON YOUTH BUREAU’S HAUNTED PATH – 7-10 p.m. at the Southampton Recreation Center. Enjoy a haunted house with zombies, ghosts and basketball players. Admission $5. Call 631-702-2421. BUS STOP – The Hampton Theatre Company, 126 Jessup Avenue, Quogue. Bus Stop will be performed through October 26 on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings at 8 p.m. and Sunday afternoons at 2:30 p.m.. Ticket prices are $22 for adults, $20 for seniors (on Thursdays, Fridays and Sundays) and $10 for students under 21. Group discounts and season subscriptions are available on request. For further information or to reserve seats, please call the Hampton Theatre Company at 631-653-8955 SATURDAY, 25 MUSIC FOR MONTAUK – Music For Montauk will present “J.S. Bach and Friends,” a program of Baroque music performed by the St. Luke’s Chamber Ensemble on Saturday, October 25 at

7:00 p.m. at the Montauk “the feel-great movie of the School, South Dorset Road, year.” Please call 283-0774 PICK OF Montauk. 631-668-2481. ext. 523 for reservations. THE WEEK PARLOR MUSIC CONGUILD HALL CERT – 2 p.m. at BHHS, 2368 TUESDAY, 28 GALLERY TALK – 3 p.m., Guild Hall Montauk Highway, THE ROGERS MEMORGallery Talk with free museum admisBridgehampton. BHHS Parlor IAL LIBRARY – Noon, sion. Speaker Klaus Kertess gives a Music Concert – Banjo Bob Southampton, Lee Woodruff, gallery tour of the Rima Mardoyan Barta sings and plays. whose husband, ABC news exhibition. 631-324-0806. Admission $5. Reservations anchor Bob Woodruff was requested. 631-537-1088. injured by an improvised SOUTH FORK NATURAL HISTORY MUSEexplosive device, will be the Rogers Memorial UM – 10 a.m., Bridgehampton, SFNHM SSST, Library’s guest at a brown bag lunch. 631-283Flop, Hoot, Plop Animal Sound Program. Listen to 0774 ext. 523. strange and creepy animal sounds, just in time for Halloween. $7 for adults and $5 per child. 631WEDNESDAY, 29 537-9735. FREE FLU SHOT AT SOUTHAMPTON THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Dave HOSPITAL – 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. at Parrish Hall, Wakeling and the English BEat at 8 p.m. $65. The Southampton Hospital. Adults only. 631-726Blaggards at 10 p.m. $10. 161 Main Street 8200. Amagansett. 631-267-3117. THURSDAY, 30 EUROPA AT ZIGGY BEACH – Every SUNDAY, 26 Thursday at 8 p.m. enjoy a jam and open mic at GUILD HALL GALLERY TALK – 3 p.m., Guild Hall Gallery Talk with free museum admisZiggy’s in Bridgehampton. Call 631-374-2111. A NIGHT IN PARIS, FINAL ARTIST WINE sion. Speaker Klaus Kertess gives a gallery tour of the Rima Mardoyan exhibition. 631-324-0806. DINNER AT MYC – The Montauk Yacht Club Resort & Marina hosts the final evening in its monthly Artist Wine Dinner Series, themed “A MONDAY, 27 Night In Paris,” 6:30-10 p.m. In celebration of the THE ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY – anniversary, the artist wine dinner is $80 per perSouthampton, The Rogers Memorial Library’s son, plus tax and service, and overnight room Favorite Films selection for Monday, October 27, rates of $80 are available for wine dinner guests at 3 p.m. is The Great Debaters, a 127-minute film when booking the dinners. Reservations are necrated PG-13 starring Denzel Washington and essary by calling 631-668-3100. Forest Whitaker. Film critic Roger Ebert called it

Art Openings & Galleries OPENING RECEPTIONS THE WALK TALL GALLERY – 10/25 – Photography show by Eve Stuart. It will be running from October 23-30th at Walk Tall Gallery in East Hampton. Reception on October 25th from 6 8 p.m. CALL 631-324-9776 for more information. THE PASSION OF PURSUIT: EAST END COLLECTORS – 10/25 – Opening Reception at

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Guild Hall in East Hampton, PICK OF THEWEEK and also by appointment. 538 Members 4 – 5 p.m. Public 5-6 PROJECT BLOWUP- Main Street, Greenport. 631p.m. An exhibition of local collec10/25 - 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. at 477-0620. ELAINE BENSON tions including decoy ducks from The Parrish Art Museum, – “Landscape the noted East End collection of 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Live GALLERY Dave Bennett, antique quilts, music and art installations. $5 Treasures.” Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. and shooting gallery decoys and admission. 631-283-2118 ext. 27. Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., depression glass (the latter both Southampton. 631-537-3233. from the collector Marjorie HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – “Recent Chester). 631-324-0806. Works” by Barbara Press. 36 Hampton Road, LEE KRASNER’S CENTENARY – 10/25 – 4 Southampton. 631-204-9704. p.m. to 6 p.m. at the Pollock-Krasner House at 830 KESZLER GALLERY – “The End” and selected Springs Fireplace Road in East Hampton, celeimages from “Mermaids and Flowers” by Michael brate Lee Krasner’s birthday. 631-324-4929. Dweck. 45 Main St., Southampton. 631-204-0353. THE WATERMIL CENTER – 10/23 and 10/25 MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Open daily, 10 – Reflections on Originality opening reception at 6 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631p.m. on October 23 at The Watermill Center, 39 537-7245. Watermill Towd Road. 11/25 is opening reception PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael for Flinch Not and Give Back at 2:30 p.m. Call 718Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book 643-9052. illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast PROJECT BLOWUP – 10/25 – 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. and other books he published with his mother, at The Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Southampton. Live music and art installations. $5 Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. admission. 631-283-2118 ext. 27. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Open Fri.THE CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – 11/1 – Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. Opening reception at The Crazy Monkey Gallery 631-283-2118. located at 136 Main Street in Amagansett. Three SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – “On Land and person show including Heloisa Maia, Susan Sea.” 516 Main Street, Greenport. sirenRockford and Michael Scaraglino. Lasts until 631-477-1021. November 23. 631-267-3627. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – Paintings by Jeanne Kenney. 18 South Street, Greenport. 631GALLERIES ART & SOUL GALLERY – “AbstrActions” 495 477-0021. Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – Barbara Hadden, Cuca Romley, Terry Lewis through 12/1. DECORDOVA GALLERY – “100 Years of Arts.” Open daily, 12-6 p.m. Closed Tues. 125 Main Open Fri., 3-7 p.m., Sat. and Sun. from 12-6 p.m. Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097.

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Letters ERUV EXCHANGE Dear Dan, I admire your interest in this topic, but I perceive a slight tendency to accept the view of Rabbi Schneier that anti-semitism is an important, maybe even dominant, factor in the opposition to the eruv. (Full disclosure – I am a contributor to, but not a member of, JPOE and the Alliance). That view does not reflect the truth, and I am not naive. I do not doubt the Rabbi’s word, that he has received malevolent e-mails (indeed, he insisted that they be read at an audience in Westhampton). Such people have always been among us, and we see race-baiting and religionbaiting too often in our society. But having written and spoken against the eruv, and having heard dozens of others do so, I know that the opposition would be the same were any other religious group to seek governmental sanction for any religious boundary. I was at the meeting Mr. [Stark] described in his article. It was advertised as an organizational meeting of Jews Opposed to the Eruv. In the middle of introducing the various committee chairpersons, Mr. Schecter insisted upon speaking, and – contrary to your story – was allowed to do so. I ask you, whom do the fanciful tales of anti-semitism benefit, if not Rabbi Schneier? He thereby slanders every one of us who have serious Constitutional concerns over this unique convergence of religion and government. He slanders even worse those proud Jews who attended the meeting in question, and fails utterly to uphold those Judaic principles of honor and respect so movingly appealed to by Arnie Sheiffer. Using slander, the Rabbi seeks to increase his support. In the interest of harmony among us all, I would urge you to examine carefully the Rabbi’s charges of anti-semitism, lest, by reporting them carelessly, you spread the poison we all wish to avoid. Bruce A. McAllister

e-mail Dan at ing. You and I do disagree. But still have you read the decision the Supreme Court refused to review approving of this? It is not considered unconstitutional at all and it is quite clear and there is no legal wiggle room to dispute. I read lawyers who said there is but what they say is completely opposite to the wording of the decision. They are provocateurs looking for a retainer. There’s an eruv around the White House.

Quogue, NY Note from the Mng. Editor: Mr. McAllister’s statement that there was an error in the story (that Mr. Schecter was actually allowed to speak) is an interpretation of what Mr. Stark wrote. The article never stated that Schechter wasn’t allowed to speak by the meeting organizers, but instead referred to the audience’s reaction during his time at the podium. –SG After Mr. McAllister’s first email, Dan Rattiner responded with this statement: Dear Mr. McAllister I apologize for giving you shots beneath you but guarantee there are bigots hiding behind this point of view and I could not read this without comment-

In response, Mr. McAllister sent this follow up on October 5: Dan: The greatest wrong we can do to civil discourse is to craft our arguments towards the bigots hiding behind us. That’s what’s wrong with our presidential campaign, just to pick an example. But in this case, I would merely say, to the charges of anti-semitism, cui bono? I know you’ll do the right thing. As to the constitutionality of the eruv, no Federal or State Court has addressed fully the Constitutional issues raised here (and which have been summarized, and will be spelled out in greater detail, by Prof. Hamilton). Just think – in no other situation is the government asked to sanction a religious regulation – period. It would be like the parishioners of the Sacred Heart of Jesus and Mary asking the County Supervisor for permission to eat meat on Fridays, in the hypothetical case that Roman Catholic Canon Law required a governmental action for such permission to be valid. My intuition and my reasoning tell me this country does not need a proliferation of government/religion entanglements. The Founding Fathers gave us a secular Constitution, advisedly. All the best, and I’ll be interested in Mr. Schecter’s response to my assertion, which is factual, that he was courteously given leave to, and did, speak for an uninterrupted minute or so, at the JPOE meeting. Bruce A. McAllister See lead article this week. – DR

Police Blotter Neighborly Dispute A man in Hampton Bays was arrested after he was charged with criminal trespass in the second degree, a misdemeanor. The man had an argument with his neighbor and was later caught sneaking into his neighbor’s house through an unlocked bathroom window. There are no details as to why the man came in through the bathroom window, other then that he was a die hard Beatles fan. No Insurance A license plate reader did its job after police scanned a plate and found a 40-year-old man’s car to have an insurance lapse. Police immediately impounded the vehicle on the spot. The man, needless to say, was unbelievably mad. Quite The Mistake A man in Southampton was out at a bar and began to inquire about drugs to people at the establishment. Unfortunately for him, one of those people was a police officer. Punch In The Head Two construction workers got into an argument in Sag Harbor. The argument elevated to the point where one construction worker punched the other on the side of the head. The puncher was promptly arrested, the victim was given treatment and has no serious injuries, and the owner of the construction worker has to hire new employees. Pot and Drinking A man in East Hampton was arrested after police

pulled him over for driving on the wrong side of the road. Police approached the vehicle and found quite the party going on inside the car. The man had a significant amount of marijuana and open containers of alcohol. He was also under the influence of both marijuana and alcohol. He was subsequently arrested, putting an end to the festivities. Speedy Thief A man in Southampton was spotted stealing energy drinks from a deli. The cashier tried to stop the man, but he ran off with the drinks down the street. The cashier tried to catch him, but the man was able to get away. An investigation is underway. We’re Streaking! A man in Riverhead was caught running through the public nude, screaming out at the top of his lungs, “We’re streaking! Come on everybody!” The man hoped that others would follow, but unfortunately he was just arrested. Dog’s World A man in Montauk demanded that he be allowed to bring his dog into a restaurant. After a brief argument, the man was able to sneak in his small dog despite the reluctant restaurant manager. It was breakfast time, and within moments, the dog began to freak out and leaped for a tray that contained bacon. He was able to knock the tray over and had his fill. The man was asked to leave the restaurant. The dog can’t wait to go back. By David Lion Rattiner


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Moving/Storage Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.

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Trees/Shrubs FALL SALE Specimen Trees for Sale Weeping green copper beech, horn-beam, European beech and more. Call for list and pricing. 516-818-1184 Tony Large caliber specimen trees. Large, blood maples, different beeches, weeping specimens, a lot more! 631-849-2608 Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326. WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year

Apartments EAST HAMPTON Brand new studio apartment, furnished, private entrance/ parking/ patio, Wi-Fi cable/ flat screen. No smoking. Year round $1200/ mo or MDLD $10,000. 646-729-6875 Montauk Loft Apt in Montauk Manor, Lobby level, Sleeps 4, 2 full baths, partially furnished Amenities of the Manor, pool , sauna, tennis and workout room.$1,800 mo includes utilities. Available Nov Call Owner 631-668-1613

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Apartments Southampton Village 2 Bedroom 1 Bath. Fully Renovated, Clean. Walk to All in Village. $1,750. Year Round Heat Included. 800-227-0595


NYC Midtown: On 54th between Park and Lexington. Big furnished studio with additional study room on 16th floor. Conveniently located around all transportation, shops. Concierge service $2800 monthly. Owner (917)270-3742 SMALL BUT CHIC!

Prime Office Medical Space. Approximately 1,000 - 6,000 sq. ft. New Constructiion, 100 Parking Spaces. G reat Visibility!

Upper West Side studio.

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Tastefully furnished, p re-war. $1,850. Doormaan, coop.

(917)750-7580 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Retail/ Office Space. 550 square feet. 631-259-3612

Out Of Town SOUTHAMPTON 71 Hill Street. Bright, renovated offices. 700- 1,000 sq. ft. Flexible terms, Florida, Daytona Beach: Beautiful, quiet & safe. Short/ long On site parking. Private bathrooms, balconies. 212-249-4460 term for winter, 2,000 sq. ft., located in Spruce Creek Fly-in. fully furnished, new appliances, WAINSCOTT P rofessional Center. Semi-private office, in- pool, 5 minutes from Atlantic, dividual desks and workstations $1,200 monthly or $500 weekly plus utilities. (386)341-7195 available for sublet in upscale professional office suite. Office suite is fully furnished and Florida,Vero Beach 1/1 condo, equipped. Please email 12x24 screened patio, own or dry, new appliances, totally call 917-952-8329. renovated, new furniture, 2 miles to beach, no pets, no smoking, WATER MILL monthly or seasonal. Call 516-383-4604. Prime Commercial Retail Space Available for Immediate Rooms O ccupancy Citarella Plaza East Hampton: Beautiful pri1,200 - 6,800 square feet, vate suite for cat-lover. Good price for some cat care. For info call 917-838-2503 212-988-3395 631-698-2700 631-324-3451

Rooms H AM P T O N B AY S Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk H ighway $695/ Month Unfurnished $775/ Month Furnished $200 Weekly Furnished $75 Daily Furnished For Fuu rther Information Call (631) 728-5131 Sag Harbor Village 1 bedroom in home/ female. Shared bathroom. $950. 212-213-4365

Shares Hampton Bays: Share House with Male who works full time. Clean House, Quiet Street. Share Utilities, W/D. No Smoking/ pets $800 631-504-8155

Summer Rentals Aquebogue-North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096

Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Location! 212-794-1000

Bridgehampton South A Bit of French Whimsy. Festooned by Fall Foliage . Surrounded by shimmering seascapes. 3 bedrooms & baths. Library or 4th bedroom. 2 fireplaces and large pool in landscaped gardens. Steps from Mecox Bay. 631-356-5041

Weekly Rentals BRIDGEHAMPTON BRAND NEW Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth, on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house available with all amenities. Wkly or wkends. Owner 212-579-4964 Christmas & New Years In BRIDGEHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, in town Beautifully furnished Private, fireplace, DSL, Lovely garden views. 631-537-5207

Weekly Rentals Westhampton Remsenburg Quiet, secluded 1.33 acres, 6 bedrooms, 6 bath, tennis. Weekly, monthly. (631) 805-7273

Winter Rentals Amagansett: 2 BR, 1 bath cottage in mint condition in heart of Village, walk to everything. Nov. 1 -April 1. $850 plus utilities. 212-254-2109, 631-987-3595

Winter Rentals HAMPTON BAYS MUST SEE! Waterview of Shinnecock Bay, Private Lane. Beautifully Decorated, Cozy. 3 BRss, 2 Baths. Fireplace. Deeded Beach Rights. Winter $2,500 month Owner 631-728-0939

Winter Rentals Sag Harbor Village. Historic Townhouse 187 Madison St..Newly renovated Furnished garden apartment Beautiful 1888 original hardwood floors, with new kitchen and baths and furnishings.Duplex 2 bedrooms (w/ loft.) Pet friendly. Private parking, back yard garden. 8 minute walk to town.Winter rental $1,650.00 mo & Year Round $2,200 mo. Call owner: 917-721-3223 Sagaponack/ Bridgehampton

Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront, Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring. For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ 646-369-4106 AQUEBOGUE Furnished Waterfront Cottages Winter Rentals Weekly, Monthly, Season 631-722-4096 Aquebogue Monthly Winter Rental fully furnished studio on the Bay, $1,000 mo. utilities included 631 1-722-3212

Hampton Bays. Small fully furnished one bedroom waterfront condo. Waterfront. Private beach. Washer/ Dryer. 917-881-4168.

4600 sq. ft., 4 BR, 3.5 bath, 3 car garage, heateed gunite pool. Now - May, $29,000.

Hampton Bays: Tiana Bay waterfront furnished 1 bedroom apartment. Private beach, boat dock up to 30 ft included. MILLION DOLLAR SUNSETS. November through May $850 monthly includes all. 516-635-0056. 631-588-3923

Year round available. (631)276-3317

SHELTER ISLAND Fully furnished 3 bedroom farmhouse with attached art studio, wood stove in living room. Available Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. Nov 1. $2200/ month plus utili61 Montauk Highway ties. 631-935-3135 Quogue 631-653-4197 SOUTHAMPTON LUXURY CONDO

Quoogue - Waterfront, three bedrooms two baths, OHW heat, $1,750.00/month

3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, fireplace, gym, maid service. $1,850 0/ month. No pets, no smoking. (201)568-4440

Montauk Shores: 2 Condos for rent. Steps from famous Ditch Plains surfing beach with ocean views. Available for summer/ winter rental: Unit #201 (cable TV), additional queen and twin sleeper couches. Unit #407 (satSHINNECOCK HILLS ellite TV). Both Units: 12 by 48 BRIDGEHAMPTON VILfeet with own parking spot. Two 3 Bedroom house LAGE 3 BR, 2 bth, hot tub, 1 bedroom (queen/ full), additional South of Highway acre private grounds, walk to aerobeds available. Central AC, near college. shops, restaurants, N Y C bus/ 1.5 baths, LR/ kitchen, Outdoor NOW- May 15, 2009 train $1600/ month deck with grill, Gated commu$1,400/ month +utiliities. 201-213-0220 nity with heated adult and kiddie South Fork Realty Bridgehampton Village within pool, recreation room, playground. Summer rates: MD- LD H a r ry Nelson walking distance to town shop(including Sept.), $2000 / week ping, restaurants, bus & train. 516-818-1960 Early 1900’s cottage newly reno- all inclusive or special monthly/ seasonal rates. Winter rates: vated & decorated. 2+ Bed$1200 per month: Oct. thru May Email: rooms, 2 Baths. Very clean & (utilities/ cable/ satellite charming. Set on large fenced and landscaped property. $1,800 tional). Please call: Lynn 631-804-8048 month +utilities. For appointSouthampton Village Charming ment, call Dan 516-480-3302 bright, cheerful apartments, comSag Harbor - Single profespletely furnished, each with prisional female seeks same to EAST HAMPTON A watervate entrances and porches. share newly renovated waterfront apartment. Beautiful, Beautifully landscaped. Walk to front, share bath, washer/dryer, sun-drenched, spacious $1300. all. Available through May 15. cable, internet. No smoke. Open to year round No smoking, no pets. 631.725.3284 leave message 917-742-0253 631-283-7043 646-942-3870 SAG HARBOR Beautiful 4 BR, East Hampton. 1 bedroom 3.5 bth, fully furnished, granite Southampton: Roses Grove, apartment. Furnished & stainless steel kitchen, large house share: Own lovely sunny Immediate until end of June. mahogany deck, pool & hot tub, BR & bath, yours up, mine 1 person only. $775 Utilities in- 2 car garage on landscaped acre. down, warm, spacious. $900 cluded. (516)445-8683 Close to Long Beach. Geothermonthly includes all mal heat & A/C. $2500. (631)287-5177 EAST MORICHES Furnished 631-259-2323 2 BR/ bths, garage. WATERSag Harbor Village. Renovated Springs new studio- private enVIEW. No pets/ smoking. home. 2 bedroom/ 1 bath. Now- trance, parking, kitchen, fur$1800/ month 718-357-3957. nished, 1 person, no pets, no May 31 2009. $2,350/ month 516-987-0407 smoking. $850/ utilities inplus utilities. 212-213-4365 cluded. Immediately- April 1, East Quogue 2009. 631.235.8187 3 bedroom 2.5 bath Classified Dept furnished, WATER MILL 1 room cottage open 5 days! washer/ dryer, garage, on 9 acre estate with pond. 2 $1,200 + utilities. M-F 7am-6pm miles from Southampton. Octo212-735-3895 ber to June. $1,000/ month. 631-283-1000 914-232-8135 917-572-5090 Bridgehampton Designer’s 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath furnished house on private acre. OctoberApril at a reasonable $2,500/ month. Also available year round. 917-838-6636

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT/REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Winter Rentals Water Mill Must See!!! Beautiful, large home with recent upgrades,lovely kitchen and baths, spacious living areas, fireplace. Cable, wireless internet, maid, garbage, landscaping included, $600 per room monthly, share gas and electric. October 1- May 1. 516-316-1172 631-559-3192 WESTHAMPTON 3 BR, 2 bath, single family, furnished home for winter/ spring rentalnow through end of June 2009. Renovated ranch with garage, large fenced- in back yard, cathedral ceilings, well located on excellent block. $1,550 per month + all utilities, one month security. Contact Girard 914-602-4200 or WESTHAMPTON Country Cottage Monthly $2,500 Private road, 1+ acre, bike to beach, fully furnished 2.5 bedroom, 2.5 baths, washer/ dryer. Email: Cell 917--859-6269 Westhampton/ Quogue. Gorgeous, furnished 1 bedroom apartment, many extras. Any time terms. No pets/ smoking. (516)456-5776

Year-Round Rentals EAST HAMPTON Contemporary 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths, central air, fireplace, cathedral ceilings with skylights, wrap around deck, 1 mile to town. $3,000 monthly. 347-885-7315. EAST HAMPTON A waterfront apartment. Beautiful, sun drenched, spacious. Great sunset views. Must See. 917-742-0253. East Hampton Apartment. 1 Bedroom, Living Room with small Kitchen/ washer/ dryer. Light, bright, airy. Central air. Furnished or unfurnished. $1,500/ month. 631-375-3856 East Hampton Village 5 Bedroom house available. Year round $3,500/ month or winter rental available 516-635-8437 East Hampton, Northwest Woods 3 Bedrooms 2 marble/copper baths EIK, bamboo cabinetry, Granite counters skylite, teak floor G reat room: beamed ceiling, skylights, wbf. Well furnished. Black heated pool, Pergola CAC, W/D, Garage Walk to water 718-398-8377 $2,900

Year-Round Rentals EAST HAMPTON. 1 bedroom furnished apartment, convenient to village, private, no smoking/ pets. $1,,250 monthly utilities included. (516)383-5528 East Hampton/ Sag Harbor area: 2 BR, 1 bath cottage with fplc, EH school district, no pets, $1,600 monthly. (631)725-1743

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Year-Round Rentals

Hampton Bays Over-sized, waterfront studio. Prime location. Completely renovated, furnished. Immaculate, sunny, quiet. Washer/ dryer, AC. $1,500 monthly. 631-258-8989

SAG HARBOR Beautiful pond front, 3 BR, 2 bth, fully renovated house. Granite & stainless steel kitchen, large decks. Close to village. $2850. 631-259-2323

Southampton Block from Main Street. Newly renovated, furnished 1 bedroom. Walk anywhere. $1,300. Winter $1,000. 631-283-4857

SAG HARBOR Newly renovated 3 bedrooms. Mint condition, close to village/ beaches. Beautiful yard $2100 631-767-2724

SOUTHAMPTON Charming 2 BR, 2 bth apartment, tastefully furnished, private entrance, close to village. $1300 includes utilities. 631-259-2323

Sag Harbor Village. 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath house, garage $2,450. 1 bedroom apartment $1,500 631-725-4895

Westhampton: Newly renoSouthampton Commons Condo vated 3 BR apt., $1,750. 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath, new monthly, utilities included. kitchen, pool, tennis, Year round 631-288-3190 $1,800/ month 631-259-3549

Sag Harbor Village: Sunny 1 bedroom apartment, great location, heat, water & garbage pickup included. Available December 1st. $1,400 631-477-0297

SOUTHAMPTON NEW CONSTRUCTION: 3400 square feet. 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, pool, fireplace, CAC, full basement. $3,950 plus utilities. Rent with option to buy. Available September 1. (631)567-1110

Hampton Bays Waterfront. 2 bedroom House. Large eat-inkitchen, wall to wall carpet, oil heat, washer/ dryer, decking. $1800 monthly. 631-723-3069

Hampton Bays/ Southampton Beautiful water view. 1 East Hampton/ Sag HarborBedroom and efficiency units Contemporary saltbox. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, heated pool, available furnished. Near college. Reasonable. 631-764-3834 CAC, fireplace, extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. $2,500 631-283-8676 monthly. 212.229.8053 Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection East Hampton: Delightful, 1-800-870-0474 light, airy private contemporary tucked into peaceful, wooded Hampton Bays Water view Stusetting. Midway between East dio $650 Hampton And Sag Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 baths. Master JaHampton Bays Large water cuzzi, sunny pool, central air. view 1 bedroom $1,050 includes fireplace. Photos available. heat $46,000. Call owner (646)246-7227 Hampton Bays 2 bedroom East Hampton: Spacious and home $1,300 plus clean 2 BR, 2 bath Condo in upscale Georgica Estates. Nicely Hampton Bays 3 bedroom 2 furnished with CAC, fplc, patio bath $1,800 plus & garage. Excellent location! Available year round, $3,000 Hampton Bays 4 bedroom 2 monthly. (631)871-6104 bath $2,000 plus East Quogue: 2 bedroom 1 bath. Available immediately. $1800 includes all. No pets, no smoking. (631)275-2840 East Quogue Tianna Shores Contemporary 3 BR’s, 2 baths, fplc, wood floors throughout, 2,000 sq. ft. deck with pool on 1/2 acre. 42” liquid crystal TV Year-round - $2,4 400 monthly Seasonal/ Option to Buy Call owner 631-375-2835 Flanders: Large 4 BR, 2 bath, detached garage, w/d, bsmnt workshop, woodburning stove, section 8 O.K. First/ last/ one month security. Utilities not included. Avail Nov. 1, $2,600 monthly. Possible rent to own. 631-901-5946 Hampton Bays 1 Bedroom furnished condo, pool, tennis, washer/ dryer. $1,200 +utilities. 516-946-6912 Hampton Bays 2 houses for rent, Front house 1 bedroom, bath, new kitchen, fireplace in living room, sunroom, basement w WD, deck. Back house studio very private, 1 bedroom., bath, kitchen, living room, back patio. Both on Large private yard 631-594-2361 Hampton Bays 2 bedrooms, 1 bath Furnished/ Unfurnished waterfront house Pool, tenniss, boat dockage No pets $1,500/ month 772-486-0484 Hampton Bays 3 bedroom., 2 baths, Private on 1/2 acre.$2,000 mo. plus utilities 917-613-8521

Year-Round Rentals

Year-Round Rentals

Sag Harbor/ Noyak: Beautiful 4 bedroom, 3.5 baths. Fully furnished home. private wooded 1 acre. 2 entrances. 10 minutes to village. Available immedialty real bargain. $27500 a month. (917)509-6189

Southampton Village: Townhouse 3 BR/ 3 Bth. Best Beaches, Pool, Tennis Courts. Call 347-645-3315

Southampton Waterfront, new construction, furnished 5 bedSag Harbor: Furnished rooms en suite plus 2 powder studio. Full bath, kitchenette, walking distance to Village. No rooms, living room, dining room and large kitchen with morning smoking. $1,400 monthly year-round. $900 monthly winter room, waterside gunite pool. For rent October thru May @ $6,000 rental. 631-725-9865 per month or annual rental OctoSAGAPONACK-- Beautifully ber to October - $150,000. furnished new traditional on 2.5 Weekdays 212-841-7887; EveHampton Bays 5 bedroom 2 acres. 4- 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, nings and Weekends bath pool $2,500 plus library with full bath, Chef’s 516-746-4165 kitchen, heated pool, sunroom. East Quogue Studio $690 plus Southampton. 4 bedroom, 2 Spectacular setting! Year-round bath ranch. Full basement, LR, East Quogue Newly renovated 1 $85,000. MD- LD $75,000. kitchen. $2,450 monthly. 631-324-6620, 631-835-8040 bedroom cottage $1,000 all (631)252-7499 SHINNECOCK HILLS East Quogg ue 3 bedroom 2 bath Southampton/ North Magee fireplace pool garage $2,100 all Charming 3 BR, 1 bath house on Charming 4 Bedroom, large property. Dishwasher, 2 Bath Home. New Southampton On private estate laundry, $1800/ month plus utiliKitchen. Double Sided 1 bedroom apartment $1,300 all ties. Immediate. 917-273-0169 Firepllace in Living Room/ Kitchen. Very Private. Westhampton Studio cottage Southampton: Roses Grove, Utilities not Included. $800 plus 1 BR apt, tastefully furnished with enclosed patio, new, bright, Call for Details. Kerri Southampton 5 bedroom 3 bath private. Includes utilities, cable, 631-9 9 24-0617 pool $3,000 plus internet, $1,100 winter. $1,350 year round. (631)287-5177 Riverhead 3 bedroom 2 bath gaSPEONK rage $1,800 plus SOUTHAMPTON 3 bedroom on 2nd floor on Montauk Highway Flanders Waterfront 2 bedroom Brand New, 2 Bed, 2 Bath fireplace detached garage $1,500 Apartment. 1100 Sq Ft. Fully renovated plus Full size appliances. New kitchen Washer/ Dryer, Central $1500 monthly 860-810-8414 Riverhead Newly renovated Vacuum. $2000/ month large studio apartment $850 all plus utilities. Wainscott, East Hampton: No Smoking. No pets. Furnished room and bath use of Southampton 3 bedroom apartSuitable for Two house, pool $1,200 mo. ment $1,800 all 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. REMSENBURG. Yearly rental 631-287-6060 a steal! Charming furnished, 3 Westhampton 2 Bedroom bedroom, 2 bath, heated pool, house, newly renovated, mint private. $25k (212)570-0866 SOUTHAMPTON condition on .5 acre. Quiet dead SAG HARBOR COTTAGE Studio on nice property close to village. $1,000 Call 516-818-11 186

New Townhouse Community Beautifully Furnished Great LocationMaster Suite on 1st floor 3 Bedrooms + Loft, 2.5 Baths Garage & Basement Yearly Rental $50,000

SAG HARBOR Beautiful large 3 BR, 2 bth apartment, granite counters, fireplace, wood floors, cathedral ceilings, deck. Close to Long Beach $2100 631-259-2323

Also for Sale $1 M Call Lisa, R.E. (no fee) 631-793-7329

end street. Fireplace, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902 Westhampton Beach 5 Bedrooms Luxury Rental Annual $80k Winter $3,500 Sale $1,695,000 Call Owners: 91 17-359-4991 or 917-301-2416

Westhampton Beach Studio cottage. Newly renovated bath, has pool, near train station. $800. Owner 516-445-1005 Westhampton House for rent $2,200 a month. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, in-ground pool, fireplace, Florida room. 1 block from Montauk Highway. Contact Anna 516-214-4589

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Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Staging Planner Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303

Open Houses Southampton: Immaculate ranch. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths. Granite, new kitchen, wood floor. Sunday 1 - 4 pm. 122 St. Andrews Circle. (631)655-7358

Commercial Hampton Bays 32-Unit Water F ront Efficiency Motel With Monthly Residents, 2.34 Acres, Pool, Office $2,399,000 Exclusive Phelps & Associates (631)588-6500

Homes Aquebogue. Renovated North Fork Victorian mini- estate on 2.6 acres. Barns, vineyard. Zoned commercial. EAST HAMPTON NORTHWEST Steal This House Was $995,000 Now $825,000 3BR/2.5bath, New Chef's Kitchen, Huge Family Room, Pool. Walk to Beach. By Owner. 631-338-8455 East Hampton charming village ranch. Walk or bike. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Spacious deck, outside shower. Half acre. Private yard. $658,000. 631-897-2151 EAST HAMPTON COTTAGE 3BR, 1.5 Bth in Clearwater Beach Community 1/2 acre + Private Gaa ted Beach & Marina, att’d Gar, Fireplace. Outstanding Possibilities for Expansion and Pool. REDUCED D TO $525,000 Call William Dessoffy, RE Broker 631-329-1218 631-745-1497

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes East Hampton- Springs. Handyman special. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, attached studio, fireplace, attached garage, 1/2 acre, beach and marina rights. $525,000 (804)370-4046 East Hampton/ Barnes Landing. 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, large deck, inground heated pool, 1/2 mile to bay beach with private parking. Needs cosmetics. $695,000. Owner (631)495-5118 EAST MORICHES WATERFRONT 1 plus acres great views on wide cove, built 2004, 4 bedroooms, 3 full baths 2 cars , decks, too much to list, must see, $1,295,000 Leslie Chornoma R.E. 631-878 8-6337

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South Fork Realty 143 West Montauk Hwy Hampton Bays 631-728-6565 Quogue East Realty Co. Inc. (631)653-9660 East Quogue. Bay estates colonial. 3 br, 2 ba, kitchen with breakfast nook. Formal living room, family room with fireplace, two car garage, 1/2 acre. $599,000 Hampton Bays. Beautiful cape. 4 br, 2 ba, open living room, granite chef's kitchen with custom cabinetry, butcher block island. Hard wood floors throughout. Full basement, large deck, professionally landscaped 1/2 acre. $560,000 East Quoogue Pinesfield. Postmodern home, cathedral entry foyer, four bedrooms (two masters), three and a half baths, living room, fireplace, solarium, inground pool, two car garage on an acre. $785,000 EAST QUOGUE 14 Foxboro Road. New custom built home.4 BR, 4 bth, hardwood floors, on 1/2 acre, room for pool, fireplace, many extras.Open House 10/25 & 10/26. 12- 4. By Builder $849K 631-338-3891

HAMPTON BAYS: ESTATE SALE! Spacious 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath ranch with finished basement, fireplace and separate den. One acre with pool. Must See! $499,000 G reat Value! 3+ 2 bedroom ranch with hardwood floors, brick fireplace, CAC, 2.5 baths, huge den and garage. Great family home. $449,000

Flanders -shy .5 acre in family neighborhood. $149,000 Exclusives South Fork Realty 143 West Montauk Hwy Hampton Bays 631-728-6565 P TON BAYS $530,000 HAMP Ranch, 2,000 SF, Flag Lot. .57 acres, 4 BR, 2 Bath, Office, 2.5 Garage, Heated Gunite Pool, CAC, CVAC, Irrigation System, etc.

Immaculate Colonial with rental possibility. Features 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, GHA and finished basement. $499,000

LAND EXCLUSIVES: Hampton Bays- Just Reduced! 1.1 wooded acres on quiet private lane. $265,000

Homes Hampton Sales and Rentals Corp. 1-800-870-0474

Hampton Bays/ Shinnecock Hills WATERVIEWS! This totally renovated ranch sits high a top Shinnecock Hills with beautiful views of Shinnecock Bay

Owner 631-728-0868. Cell 631-2 278-5366

Classifieds & Service Directory address: 51 Hill Street, Southampton 2 doors west of the movie theater

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$699,000 KP P roperty Group Call Jim Rooney (631)567-1110

East Quogue New Listing! Restored village Victorian with 4 bedrooms 2 bath fireplace and fully renovated 2 bedroom guest cottage with rental income 20 x 40 heated pool all on beautifully landscaped 1.3 acres, a rare opportunity $1,100,000 Hampton Bays Short walk to ocean from this great 2 bedroom home with a separate in law central air and room for expansion move in ready $369,000

It boasts 3 bedrooms, 2 new baths, new windows, cuustom 2-sided fireplace, new stainless & granite, and new hardwood floors throughout

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Estate Sale- Come and renovate this two bedroom Cape. Onlyy $299,000 Turn Key beach house or starter, .5 mile to ocean beaches. 2+ bedrooms, 2 baths on .5 acre with large sundeck. Make Offer $399,000


Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Quioogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms, one bath, large deck with plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $395,000.00 Exclusive. Quiogue - Artist Chalet - two bedroom two bath charmer with fireplace, ROW to water, .50 acres $850,000.00 Exclusive Westhampton - Three bedrooms, one and one half baths, _+ acre, quiet neighbor, one car garage. $375,000.00 Exclusive

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65 Indian Wells Hwy II LLto Indian Springs Property LLC, 65 Indian Wells Plain Hwy, 6,084,000

Jacqueline Giorgio to Julia Shildkret, 123 4th Street, 1,370,000

65 Indian Wells Hwy III LLC to Far Wells LLC, 69 Indian Wells Plain Hwy, 4,056,000


65 Indian Wells Hwy I LLC to Gansette Holdings LLC, 63 Indian Wells Plain Hwy, 2,535,000

Middle Line Properties LLC to Beach Encore Holdings LLC, 5 SH Hills Court, 3,112,400


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Suzanne Godart Cella Trust to Cardinal E. Coast Dev. LLC, 4600 Wunneweta Rd, 1,650,000

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Peter Friedfeld to Michelle Rice, 69 Three Mile Harbor Road, 1,175,000

Kevin & Barbara Butler to 50 Jobs Lane LLC, 50 Jobs Lane, 1,800,000

Laurie & John Fierro to Park Place Pooh LLC, 106 Park Place, 1,200,000

Charles Donofrio to JGF III Family Realty LLC, 280 North Sea Rd, 1,288,000

Seymour & M. Levine to Michael Mendillo, 460 Private Rd #8, 1,275,000

Michael Picozzi to Carol Hertling, 122 Crescent Avenue, 19,500,000

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Dorothy R & Barbara Solomon to Ari Horowitz, 28 Osprey Road, 815,000

Jennifer Valentino to Margaret McQuade, 1000 Sound View Rd, 575,000

BHG Dev. Corp, Michael P. Hugelmeyer, 35 West Alfred Ave., 581,547

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Roberts Custom Homes Inc to Lisa Deutscher, 1500 Bay Avenue, 729,000

Estate of Patrick A Reddy to Malve Von Hassell, 23 Harris Lane, 585,000

Frank Grausso to County of Suffolk, Sunrise Highway, 703,500

Marlane Meyer to Cathrin M Stickney Trust, 1050 Hyatt Road, 724,200

Estate of Caroline Cleveland to Twilliams/Btsien LLC, No# Hound Ln, 500,000

Steven Leavy to Sandra & Jerome Rich, 13 Quarter Court, 995,000

Phill V Halamandaris to Michael D Greene, 445/525 7th Street, 630,000

Maxine Glass to William E & Nili R Gold, 265 Dune Road #44, 905,000

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G reenport 631-477-2220 Riverhead 631-603-3500 Southold: Meticulously restored story book c. 1900 4 BR, 2 bath Victorian cottage. Southern exposure, pastoral views, bay beach and park down the road. Exclusive $579,000. Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 Southampton - Turn-of-Century “Summer Cottage” in renown “Art Village”! Shingled two-story, gracious front porch, formal living and dining, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, private yard. Exclusive $1,650,000

Homes Sag Harbor Historic District: colonial with four bedrooms, parlor, formal dining room, eat in kitchen, 11/2 bathrooms. Full basement. Barn. In the heart of the village. Reduced to $619,000.00. George Heine Realty 725-9001


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Noyac Beach Community: Spacious ranch offering three large bedrooms, two bathrooms, large wrap around kitchen, living room, rear deck, full basement, above ground pool on an oversized plot. Walk to the beach and stores. Reduced to $619,000.00 Open House Sat. Oct. 17th 1-3pm George Heine Realty 725-9001 Southampton Cove: Newly built (2001) four bedroom house with two bathrooms, living room, large kitchen, full basement, and rear deck. Asking $619,000.00 George Heine Realty 631-7255-9001

3 lots for sale by owner .75 acre each Deeded beach Nice neighborhood Starting at $275,000 (631)477-1470 Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Quoggue - South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive

Southamptt on - Fall Value Best Buy! Solidly built, immaculately maintained, nicely landscaped .7 acre setting, cathedral living, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, 2-car garage, patio, pool. Exclusive $895,000

Gourmet kitchen becomes a family area with wrap-around windows overlooking lawns, fields. P roperty includes separate guesthouse, barn with two 13-foot doors, machine area and separate officee. A 21-barrel winery with a 3,000 bottle rack room ready for fall production. On a 25-mile bike traail near TSP, Metro North, Stewart Airport, 1-3/4 Hours from NYC. Motivated Seller 914-475-8821 8445-462-6888

$1,195,000 Exclusive IN# 54733 WHB 631.288.0400 Cul-de-Sac- Center Moriches Build on .67 acre lot in Wilcox Estates. An upscale area, this is the perfect spot for building a beautiful home. IN# 5982 Exclusive $260,000 Boat to Beach- Hampton Bays 2nd floor 1 BR apt Vaulted ceilings, skylight, fpl, unobstructed bay views from private deck. clubhouse, boat dock, bay beach, heated pool and tennis.on site IN# 50277 Exclusive $299,000 Custom Condo- Eastport 'Applause Unit' 3 BR, 2.5 BA, custom tile, granite, decorators touch Motivated seller WCI Community of Encore @ Atlantic Shores, 11,000 sq. ft. clubhouse, indoor/ outdoor pools, tennis, activities for active adults. IN# 12204 Exclusive $549,000 Quogue Traditional farm house 4 BR, 2 BA, EIK, front and back stairways, outdoor shower and pool. Private IN# 30560 Exclusive $999,000 Ranch- Westhampton Beach Private, acre close to Main St.. 3 BR, 3BA, 2 fpls, 2 car garage, full basement. Spacious- room for expansion and pool. IN# 26692 Exclusive $1,390,000 “Green Home”- East Moriches 3,200 sq. ft. 3/4 private acre 4BR, 2.5 BA, FPL, granite kitchen, CAC, georgeous master suite. Backs to preserve. uses Geo-Thermal technology. IN# 12548 Exclusive $575,000 East Hampton 631-324-7850

Southampton WATERFRONT Shinnecock Hills - Private year-round condo Hideaway! Multi-level contemSpectacular views porary, upper deck waterviews, second floor unit. open living, fireplace, 4 bedMint 2 bedrooms, rooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2 bathss, living room, 2-car garage, decks, heated pool 2-sided FIREPLACE, and hot tub. Exclusive dining/ sitting sunroom, $799,000 deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. NORTH HAVEN: House and By owner Vacant lot. Two bedrooms, Asking $675,000 bath, living room with fireplace, (212)986-8232 and a full basement. Also, build(631)287-6423 ing lot 100 ft. by 150 ft. Offered SOUTHAMPTON SHORES: exclusively by George Heine Walk to beautiful bay beach, 3 Realty 725-9001 Asking tennis courts, marina. Adorable $1,300,000.00 home, pretty property, heated George Heine Realty 43’ pool in private setting, ma631-725-9001 ture plantings. Master bedroom on 1st floor plus 2 BRs and Remsenberg/ Westhampton sleeping loft / office , 2 new 5 acre waterfront estate for sale. baths. Double height living Goes to highest bidder starting room, sunroom/ dining, eat in at $6.5 million. 631-882-1986 kitchen. Wonderful home and $800,000. for-sale-hamptons/ 631-525-9219


MATTITUCK. High- end approved subdivision. FIRST OFFERING!!! F rom 1 to 2-1/4 acres. Single lots orr packages. Winhaven Development Corp. (516)504-0004 or (646)594-9591 Noyac: Beautiful sloping two thirds of an acre on a quiet street with possible water views. Asking $589,000.00 Noyac: High one and one third pristine acres in prestigious area behind Trout Pond. Asking $1,300,000.00 George Heine Realty 725-9001 PECONIC Land for sale by Owner .91 acres suu rrounded by 2.5 acres of reserve views, walk to beach, $485,000 917-306-2971 Water Mill 3 + acres permits, private road, good location $950,000 631-726-5352


1-3 Bedrooms $225,000 - $535,000 Call Dominick Maggiore - 516-933-2200 Ext 120

One-of-a-kind charming Farm on 57 private picturesque acres. Stream, pond and gard d ens add beauty to the in-ground pool, field stone walls, patios, eleven room home, 4 bedrooms, 3 fiireplaces.

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COSTA RICA Pavones, SW CR. Warm perfect surf. Two adjacent manicured 2+ ac. lots. Oceanview or tropical rainforest. Privacy, amenities, caretaker. Reduced $140K ea./ $250K for both. 310-809-8164.

Poconos, PA: 175 acres of beautiful land in the heart of the Poconos. Only 15 minutes to Ski Resorts, Pocono Raceway and Casinos! The land is partially subdivided but not cleared, (12) 2 + acre buildable lots, starting at $69,900. Or 175 acre private estate. $2.5 million. Joanne 570-730-0817. Brian 941-737-0835

Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Quogue 631-653-3535 Hampton Bays Ranch Convenient to beach & town, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, EIK / dining area, HW floors, basement, garage & more $399,000 Exclusive IN# 36708 Hampton Bays Ranch easy access to town and beach. 3 BR, 2 BA, EIK, LR w/ FP, den, deck, mature landscaping, full basement, 1 car garage. . $459,000 Exclusive IN# 31270 East Quogue cape 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, kitchen, living room, dining room, den, CAC, Cvac, basement, 2 car garage, heated pool, outdoor shower & more $559,000 Exclusive IN# 18777 East Quogue New Construction, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, master suite with jacuzzi, walk in closet, CAC, cvac, hard wood floors, ceramic title baths, spacious dining room and living area w/ fpl $699,000 Exclusive IN# 27499 East Quogue, Master bedroom w/ bath, fpl, 3 additional bedrooms, 2 baths, EIK, dining area, den w/ fpl, family room w/ fpl, FDR, fin basement, CAC, detached 2 car garage, heated inground pool, waterfall, more $969,000 Exclusive IN# 50361 East Quogg ue, Southampton Pines, 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths, formal dinning room, kitchen w/ breakfast room, living room, great room w/ fpl, 2 car garage, full basement, 20x4 0 heated pool, beautiful landscaping.

By the Beach Front porch, backyard with pool Open living room w/ wood burning stove, spacious dining room, entertaining kitchen First floor master, 2 add’l guest bedrooms, bath complete this perfect picture. Year Round rental $2,600 month IN#91178 Private Gated Beach Community plus your own waterfront home with private dock 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, renovated, upper deck lower patio $3,000 per month IN#71984 Private Marina & Bay Beach Area Furnished 4 bedroom 2 bath ranch. Living room, dining and kitchen areas Deck, brick barbeque area Yearly rental is $2,700 per month. IN#64266 Heart of village. 4 bedroom 2 bath, legal 2 family. Cul de sac. 2 apartment configuration or as pied à terre with separate apartment. Can be easily converted to single family. Convenient to all 2 minute walk to town. Year round rental $29,000 IN#69942 East Hampton Mint Saltbox flag lot Over 1/3 acre, room for pool. Bedroom, bath on first floor and 2 bedrooms, full bath on second floor. Living/ dining area with open kitchen, large deck Full basement Year Round $26,400 IN#69241 Southampton 631-283-5400 Southampton Updated ranchon 1.1 acre. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, living room w/ fpl, vaulted ceiling. Updated kitchen w/ pantry. CAC, separate dining area, full basement. $799,000 In#30574 Southampton 2 and 3 Bedrooms, basement, gas stone fpl, granite, stainless kitchen,hardwood floors, cac, cvac, gas heat, one car garage and 1 parking space private patio bordered by preserve, heated pool, playgrounds, basketball court. $649,000$949,000 in#44374

Realtor Listings with 2 bedrooms, 2 baths. Eik, spacious living room and large private patio backing up to woods. Exclusive IN#54909 $399,900 Center Moriches-New England style beach cottage with waterviews of Moriches Bay completely updated Fine workmanship in built-in craftsman furnishings and trim work. Exclusive IN#13711 $485,000 Hampton Bays- Ranch on a 1/3 acre 2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, living room, EIK. The backyard is secluded with an inground pool and cabana Exclusive IN#16654 $410,000 Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631-324-6100 Waterfront Cottage w/ Sunset Views. 3 bedrooms, living room with floor to ceiling stone fpl. Views of sun setting over 3 Mile Harbor. Private steps down to water. Needs some work. Co-exclusive. Carol David. $1,850,000. Internet# 35082 Cheapest Land In Town. Roomy .41 acre parcel of buildable land outside village of East Hampton. Exclusive. Well priced at $299,000. 4 Beautiful Acres off Bull Path. In pine forest. An ideal spot to build the luxurious home you've always dreamed of. Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $1,650,000 IN#04992. Bridgehampton North Pond Front Property. Very large 3.7 acre parcel of land in a country setting with frontage on Poxobogue Pond. Room for significant residence plus pool. Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. Just Reduced. $1,995,000. IN# 05472 Estate Setting With Water Views. 1.6 cleared acres on elegant St. Regis Court, a street that borders Gardiner's Bay and adjoins a large town reserve. Area of magnificent homes. Exclusive. $1,600,000. IN#05755. East Haa mpton Village Land. Pretty and spacious shy 1/2 acre on flag lot on Sherrill Road Can accomodate house, pool, and garage. Building permits in place. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $1,550,000. IN#04687 Waterfront Land. Gorgeous location on wide water that leads to open Bay. Westward orientation means sunsets. 3/4 acre. Exclusive. $995,000. IN#05546. New Home In Northwest. 3,500 s.f. conveniently located between East Hampton and Sag Harbor. 4 bedooms, 3.5 baths including main floor master, EIK, living room w/ fpl, media room, and 45 ft pool. Exclusive. $1,495,000. Ann Rasmussen. IN#55137. Gerard Drive With Water Views over Accabonac Harbor, sunrises over Gardiner's Bay plus private beach access. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining room, kitchen, town water, and large deck. Exclusive. David Zazula. Reduced to $1,095,000. IN#10472. Land Value in Amagansett Dunes. Fixer upper. 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, over 1500 sq. ft. living space on 1/4 acre, likely ability to have pool. Access to Amagansett East Association's private ocean beaches steps away. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. Just Reduced to $1,095,000. IN#10974. 1 Acre Building Parcel. Ready for house of your dreams with possible second floor water views of Three Mile Harbor. Near several marinas Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith or Leslie Hillel. $790,000. IN#05873.

Southampton 3/4 Bedrm Contemporary on acre. Waterviews of Shinnecock Bay. 2 New Mahogany Decks. room for pool and tennis. Landscaped w/ 50+ year old oaks, maples, pines.$990,000 in#11104

Private Retreat. On huge 1.8 acre property. Room for tennis, Modernist 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, heated pool, EIK, master suite on main floor, lush landscaping. New Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. $995,000. IN#30038.

Shinnecock Bay- Private Waterfront Condo Resort on 5 acres Furnished

Like A Soho Loft. Historic Springs near Accabonac Harbor. Natural light filters through floor to ceiling win-

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings dows, gourmet kitchen, new pool Almost 3 pastoral acres. New Exclusive. Gary Reiswig. $1,495,000. IN#39859. Traditional Farmhouse.Master suite, 2 guest bedrooms, 2.5 baths, open family room, EIK, den, laundry room. Heated pool, hot tub, 2 car attached garage, plus detached 2 car garage. Room for tennis 3.7 acres. New Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $1,200,000. IN#11612. Dayton Lane.Authentic 18th century house. 4 bedrooms, EIK, charming backyard with spa. All in the location everybody dreams of. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $1,995,000. IN#43987. Prudential Douglas Elliman East Hampton Office 631.329.9400 East Hampton $1,699,000 For Sale or rent year round. Village fringe Office has 3 rooms and half baths with customer parking, residence has 4 BR, 2.5 B, LR w/ stone fpl, FDR, gourmet EIK, family room, CAC, pool 1.7 acre lot. Excl. F#62793. Bridgemanpton $1,675,000 4 BR gracious master w/ fpl, 3 guest rooms, 3 B, double height LR w/ fpl, wall of glass overlooking pool back yard, gourmet kitchen/family room. Rent winter $2,500 per month; year round $70,000 Excl. F#60124. East Hampton $2,250,000 4BR private master suite, full guest suite, 3.5 baths, top of line kitchen, family room, oversized great room w/ stone fpl private back yard and pool. 1/2 acre. Also for rent MD/ LD 2009 $70,000. East Hampton $1,250,000 Reduced $100,000. Near NW, 1 acre 3 BR gracious master w/ new bath, renovated modern kitchen, double height LR,

Realtor Listings FDR Also for rent MD/ LD $40,000 or winter $2,500 per month. Co-Excl. F#66590. East Ham m pton $1,595,000 Close to town. Country French farmhouse w/ 4 BR large private master suite, separate guest wing with 3 BR and 2 B, huge DR w/ fpl, FLR, library and gracious entry foyer. Also available for rent MD/ LD. F#57933. SOUTHAMPTON OFFICE 631.283.4343 Southampton Land $550,000 1.3 acre retreat minutes from Southampton village, ocean, ponds and bays. Room for 5 BR house, pool, cabana and generous gardens. Health permit in place. #344701. HAMPTON BAYS OFFICE 631.723.2721 Northport $469,000 Excellent condition, 4 BR, 1.5 B, FDR, LR, EIK, fpl, wood floors, patio, OHW, full bsmt, 2 zone heating, attic, approx. 2,700 sf.Motivated! Excl. F#2107888 East Quogue Comm’l $2,450,000 Convenient location, main building 1 BR apt. and 4 BR house. Warehouse is approx. 5,00 0sf. w/ 25 parking spaces. Excl. F# 349666 East Hampton $850,000* Creekfront contemporary located in Clearwater Beach w/ private boating & beach rights. Just 1/10 mile to Gardiner's Bay, Totally renovated. F#64451 Hampton Bays $805,000 5 BR, 3 B, new kitchen, bonus room, basement, in ground pool, backyard deck with wisteria pergola tExcl. F#67249 Hampton Bays $535,000 Well constructed w/ garage on .43 acre w/ 3 BR, 2 B, kitchen w/ dining area. LR w/ fpl, vaulted ceiling, 2 sky lights, bay window, hardwood floors, laun-

Realtor Listings dry room. Excl. F#67189 Ham m pton Bays $519,000 Front porch, 4 BR, 2 B, EIK , laundry room, backyard w/ pool, 2 car garage, new roof, fin. bsmt, off a quiet road close to all. Excl. F#67248 Flanders $389,999 2 story, 3 BR, 2 B, LR w/ fpl, 1,800 sf, new kitchen w/ skylight, walk to private beach, front water view. Excl. F#67253. Riverhead Commercial $1,200,000 Prime Main Street exposure. 2 stores on river front with free parking. Retail and restaurant, 3,600 sf, a/c. F#66323. Hampton Bays Comm’l $260,000 This deli has been a part of the community for over 40 years, in a great location and has a 10 year lease in place. Excl. F#67425 Hampton Bays $399,000 Just Listed! Look at the possibilities of this pleasing 3 BR ranch boasting hardwood floors and basement. Wonderful neighborhood. F#67494. QUOGUE OFFICE 631.653.6700

Realtor Listings w/ grand ballroom, fitness center, indoor/ outdoor pools. 24 hr manned gated entry. Excl. F#66409 | Web# H50884 Southampton $599,999 North Sea Creek, new 6x 20ft. floating dock, catwalk. New roof, access to open waterways. Best waterfront investment property All offers. Motivated. Easy To Show. Excl. F#63011 | Web#54254 Center Moriches $649,000 83 ft. bulkhead on Orchard Neck Creek Boat Ramp accessible from oversized detached garage and street. Renovated 3 BR, 1.5 B, new kitchen, high ceilings, hot tub Come by boat or car. Excl. F#66662 | Web#H14806 Hampton Bays $499,000 1.5 acres prime location, add pool, tennis courts Spacious rooms, hardwood floors, up graded kitchen, full basement. Ocean, bay; both are only minutes away. Co-Excl. F#49157 | Web#52868. WESTHAMPTON OFFICE 631.288.6244

Westhampton Beach $1,300,000 Ranch SOH, 1.1 acres tennis court, new in ground htd pool, 1,000 sf. decking. Minutes to town country club. Close to bay, beach. 4 BR, 2 B new appliances, dining area, AC, more. Excl. F#56512 | Web# H0156512.

Sag Harbor $3,800,000 New green construction, traditional shy 2 acres. 9,800 sf.5 BR, 6.5 B, 4 fpls, home theater. Buyer’s option to selet kitchen, fixtures, trim & floors. Fin. bsmt w/ 3 entrances,. 3 car garage w/ 1 bedroom/ bath loft. Gunite pool w /water fall, pool house, cabana. tennis court,2 miles to Long Beach/ Noyac Bay, half mile to marina. Excl.

Westhampton $999,000 Traditional on .70 acre w/ pool. LR, FDR, family room w/ fpl Granite/ Red Oak kitchen w/ breakfast area, mud/ laundry room 1/2 bath. Master Suite, in ground pool Excl. F#64774 Web#H19274

Westhampton Beach $2,750,000 5 BR, 4.5B traditional Renovated 5,000 sf, 2 storylarge FDR, chef's EIK, 1 car garage, 2 porches, 2 decks, htd pool, circular drive Minutes from Main Street, private beach, and restaurants.

E astport $747,777 Unit in cul- desac. North of highway. Spacious bedrooms, 1st floor master suite, LR loft w/ media/ family room. Clubhouse

Quogue $979,000 Located on culde-sac in very private wooded area. Turn key with 4 BR and 3 B, fpl, htd pool w/ new mahogany decking all mint

Realtor Listings Westhampton Beach $899,000 2 BR, 2 B oceanfront condo Open living area, updated kitchen, dining area, LR, private terrace overlook dunes, ocean, W/D. Resort offers 2 htd pools, 3 tennis courts, elevators, bike room, boat room Westhampton Beach $1,485,000 Main residence is 3+ BR traditional cedar shake w/ hardwood floors, boxedbeamed ceilings, wood moldings, bay window, Woodburning stove, screened front porch, private patio, outdoor shower, full basement. Includes carriage house w/ full 2 car garage, 2 legal 2 BR, 1 B apts.

TOWN AND COUNTRY RE East Hampton Office o 631-324-8080 Commercial Industrial The CI building 2950 sq.ft. Miracle Truss building. 4 working bays, seperate office with bathrooms. Units is heated GHA and air conditioning. 9 plus parking spaces. Exclusive. Web#9429, $2,100,000. East Hampton office 631324-8080 4 bedroom close to East Hampton Village, marinas, ocean, bay beaches. Front porch, New kitchen, living room wi/ fpl, and dining room. Lovely Landscaped .73 acres surrounds pool. Web#30876. Co-Exclusive $1,200,000. East Hampton office 631-324-8080 Post and beam design on 1/3 acre 4 bedrooms with possible fifth with 2 baths. Vaulted great room Web #27336 Exclusive. $725,000. East Hampton office 631-324-8080

Realtor Listings Bridgehampton Office o 631-537-3200 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage. Bright living room and kitchen Permits in place for second story addition. Deeded water access across street w/ private beach. Web#12835. Exclusive. $495,000. Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200 Bridgehampton Office District .25 acres in Bridgehampton Village zoned office district with existing house. Live or Work $1,100,000 Web#9211. Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200 Sag Harbor Village Restored Traditional .75 acre. Living room, dining room, kitchen w/ breakfast area, den/ bedroom w/ bath, family room 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, sleeping loft, renovated barn. heated gunite pool, spacious lawn Web#36222. Exclusive. $3,995,000. Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200 Southampton Office o 631-283-5800 Over 1/2 Acre Southampton Village Renovate, raise, possibility of subdividing land, yielding 2 lots for price of 1, or create compound on quiet, Village lane less than mile to ocean. Web#39302. $1,350,000 Southampton office 631-283-5800 S agaponack extended Cape. Close to town and beaches 4 bedrooms , 3.5 bathrooms w/ Jacuzzis, living room, den, 2 fpls, country kitchen, French doors to deck, and arbored poolside terrace. Room for tennis. Web#35640. Exclusive. $2,800,000. Southampton office 631283-5800 Mattituck Office o 631- 298-0600

Cutchogue Offices available for im“Eclectic farmhouse revival". .5 acre, mediate occupancy, prime corner separate 2 car garage just outside of location on Main Rd, parking lot village. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, gourmet, EIK, living room, dining room, included 650 sq at $1200/ mo, private den. Brazilian cherry floors, hand crafted bath & 1500 sq ft at $2800/ mo private 1 fpl Exclusive. Web #18135. $1,495,000. 1⁄2 baths or 2150 sq ft at $4000/ mo 2 1⁄2 baths. 631- 298-0600 East Hampton office 631-324-8080


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