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Leaves The Maple Leaf Mini-Cooper People Have All Been Fired By Dan Rattiner The East Hampton Town Board met last Thursday evening to consider what to do about the leaves that fall from the trees in October. It was the first day of the film festival, so the turnout was not as big as might have been expected. In the end, the Town Board reserved judgment and said they would announce their decision on October 21. The issue really revolves around cost. The leaf pickup program, in effect for about 15 years, consists of town trucks and highway department employees going around picking up bags of leaves that citizens place by the side of the road. They take them to the dump. The cost of this during the six weeks the effort in effect would be $700,000. The town could save that money if they cancelled the program. It should be noted that all other East End towns have leaf pickup programs and are continuing with them. But East Hampton is unique in the fact that it has had a three-term Town
to get completed before the leaves start to fall), had enabled this earlier supervisor to determine each year the number of trucks, employees and weeks the job would take. Last year’s leaf total was 6,203,811,412,701. “Outrageous,” Supervisor Wilkinson said during his successful campaign for office in October of 2009. He vowed to end the program, even though it was in the previous supervisor’s budget for 2010— because, as he said, it was just a way to give out meaningless jobs—and he did. On the other hand, he arranged to get almost half of the former leaf counters hired for the federal government’s 2010 census program to soften the blow. The other issue on the table was whether suspending the leaf pickup program would actually save the full $700,000. The employees would still be on the books. The leaf pickup trucks would still have to have their monthly lease payments paid. And it would be such a bother to the populace to haul off the leaves themselves, especially considering the humiliation and embarrassment they might feel having their neighbors in Sag Harbor, Southampton and Sagaponack watch them haul their leaves while in those towns they do not. A surprise visitor to the meeting was Professor Angelo Levy of Springs, who has since January,
Uniformed ‘leaf counters’ have been going out to get the total of the leaves on the trees in town. Last year’s total was 6,203,811,412,710.
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Supervisor, now gone, who racked up about $30 million in debt by spending like a drunken sailor on leave. If the program is abandoned, the town would work with volunteer organizations to get at least some of the bagged leaf pickups done. Of course, citizens themselves could take bagged leaves to the dump. During the discussion, the new Supervisor pointed out that the elaborate leaf counting program, put into place by his predecessor, had been cancelled. For several years, as everybody knows, hundreds of uniformed “leaf counters” with red maple leaf insignias sewn on their shirts, have been going out in special town-owned Mini Coopers with handheld calculators to get the total of all the leaves on all the trees in town. Everyone is familiar with the “Maple Leaf Mini Coopers.” The survey, done in the summertime (and sometimes, when snarls and snafus occur, rushed
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been working on a serum which could be injected into trees to enable them to divest themselves of their leaves all on the same day. “It’s true that I have been asked to come here by the Supervisor,” the professor said. “He believes that not this year but maybe next year when I am further along in my research, we can have this serum injected into all the trees in May, resulting in just a one day leaf pickup, which he instructed me to try to arrange for October 28 next year.” A member of the audience asked the professor how far along he was in his work, and he said that he already had developed a serum that, when injected, could get the leaves to fall off just minutes after the injection. In that case, he said, the injection and the pickup could take place at the same time. But he had lost an assistant as they tested this. “The injection took place, and the assistant could not get out of the way in time,” the professor said. “Tom Addison. From Shirley, Long Island. A wife and two kids. Terrible.” A tear formed in the professor’s eye. “Better to inject in the spring and have them be a time release action injection. And I have not yet perfected that.” Another person in the audience asked the Supervisor how he would handle the burden of all the labor and trucks if all the leaves fell on just that one day. “It would indeed be quite a day,” he said. “We’d probably have to hire highway depart-
ments from nearby towns to come in.” “So it would still be costly,” this skeptical questioner replied. A further question was whether the professor’s work was something the taxpayers were paying for, and the answer was that they were not. The professor was operating a newly founded, privately owned, privately funded arbor pharmaceutical company. Marina Van, the Chamber of Commerce director, pointed out that having all the leaves fall on one day could be a tourist attraction. But a police officer present said it would be a terrible burden on the force keeping everybody from standing under the trees on that day to risk being smothered under the falling leaves. There was a long silence after that. Another person in the audience asked the Supervisor if the Town could pass a resolution asking the State of New York to repeal the law banning the burning of leaves. He said when he was a boy the smell of burning leaves in the fall was a very pleasant memory. But he had grown up in New Jersey. An opponent of this request said passing such a resolution would “open the floodgates to burning down the town.” In the end, the town board vote on this matter was a tie, with one abstention, so the measure did not pass. With that, the meeting was adjourned, with the citizens awaiting the Board’s decision about leaf pickup expected on October 21.
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genuinely concerned about his old partner.” The League of Women Voters of the Hamptons announced that the scheduled congressional debate between Congressman Tim Bishop and Randy Altschuler, set for October 21, had to be cancelled as Altschuler’s campaign belatedly responded that they had “to take a pass” on participating. * * * East Hampton’s Simon Perchik has just been named the Third Most Published Poet in America. Congrats! (See Who’s Here, page 25.) * * * Water Mill’s famous pastry chef Sarabeth Levine releases her new (huge) cookbook Sarabeth’s Bakery, From My Hands to Yours on October 19. It was published by Rizzoli International. * * * Southampton’s Parrish Art Museum was recently awarded a million-dollar grant from the Century Arts Foundation in Arizona as well as two other prestigious grants—a Museums for America grant from the Institute for Museum and Library Services and an American Art Renewal Fund grant from the Henry Luce Foundation towards construction of their new building. * * * Rumor has it that Hamptons regular Katy Perry may be tapped to play Lucille Ball is an upcoming biopic to be shot upstate.
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The Price to Pay Get a Coveted Beach Permit to the E.H. Town Beach Pavilion By Dan Rattiner The single most desired ticket in the Hamptons is the season pass to the East Hampton Main Beach. In the beachfront pavilion they have cabanas, a parking lot, an oceanfront deck and a food concession called “The Chowder Bowl.” The pavilion itself is a magnificent antique cedar shingle affair, more than 100 years old. It’s like a private club, but it’s open to the public. Unfortunately, there are only 350 season passes that give you access. It is first come first served. And it sells out within hours in the springtime when they make it available. It is not widely publicized when it is available. And incidentally, there is no way you can “buy” a season pass from somebody else. The names and ID are registered when the passes are about. And there is no way one can pay extra at the expense of somebody else. There’s
this single price. And that’s it. This past Monday, however, there was an item in the news that could provide the opportunity to gain complete access to the facility without having to get a pass. The Village of East Hampton announced that day that they would be accepting bids to run Main Beach’s food concession, “The Chowder Bowl,” for next summer. “Proposals should be submitted to Larry Cantwell, Village Administrator of the Inc. Village of East Hampton no later than 2 p.m. on Tuesday the 9th day of November, 2010 at his office at 86 Main Street, East Hampton. “Specifications for said proposals may be obtained from the Village Administrator’s Office at that same address. All proposals must be marked ‘Sealed Proposal,’ and must be accompanied by a non-collusion clause. The Village reserves the right to reject any and all proposals.”
The winning bidder will be the person or persons who want to hire and fire the staff (made up mostly of local teenagers), do the ordering and bill paying, the waiting on customers at the counters, and the food preparing. The Chowder Bowl sells t-shirts, lawn chairs, milkshakes, hamburgers, ice cream, fruit salads, wraps and sandwiches. Also chips and candy. It’s open from mid-June until Labor Day. What the winning bidder will also get is a free parking space in the employee lot, access to all the facilities except for the cabanas and everything else that someone who has that golden season pass gets. Next summer, don’t be surprised if the man at the cash register is one of the partners at Goldman Saks, with his wife washing dishes in the back and his prep school daughter filling the shelves. Maybe that would be you.
A WEEK OF MANY CHANGES IN THE HAMPTONS By Dan Rattiner A lot of events took place this last week in the Hamptons, many of which will have long term ramifications for the future. BRIDGEHAMPTON RISING In Bridgehampton, the town gave the go ahead to the commercial restoration of the Bull’s Head Inn in the center of town. This structure, over 150 years old, has languished for years, kept up by a variety of owners as, from time to time, an antique shop or art gallery on the first floor, with no commercial
use on the floors above. Now a retired Wall Street executive, Bill Campbell, will be meticulously restoring it for use as a boutique hotel. Adjacent to it will be a spa with a lap pool, and adjacent to that a conference center built carefully into the interior of an old barn on the property alongside three new cottages, each with four rentable units. The town apologized to Campbell for their protracted delay in approving this project. But they did put some restrictions on it. The conference center and spa will be in use only for guests of the hotel, the property will
not be allowed another use, a small sewage treatment facility must be installed and adequate parking needs to be provided. Campbell says that construction on the Bull’s Head will begin later this fall, with a scheduled opening sometime during the winter and spring of 2011-2012. As construction is currently underway on the restoration of the long abandoned Nathaniel Rogers House across the street, it appears that these two corners of the center of downtown Bridgehampton will be restored to (continued on next page)
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their former glory within a year and a half. The Rogers House will be a museum. Meanwhile, plans are moving ahead to build an office building in the manner of the other two mid-18th century structures on the third of the four corners of the center of town. Bridgehampton will be beautiful when all three projects are complete. And all that will remain will be to remove the overhead telephone lines and put them underground. JACKSON POLLOCK’S VIEW Jackson Pollock, the world famous abstract expressionist painter, lived in Springs for many years, until his untimely death at the age of 44 in a car accident near his home.
Pollock painted canvasses by dripping paint on them from high up on a ladder, or just by walking around flinging the paint from a can he carried. Many of his paintings are worth tens of millions of dollars. The “easel” for these works was a concrete platform in the backyard behind his home that apparently had been the base for a long since demolished outbuilding. And beyond this platform and lawn were magnificent wetlands that were the eastern shore of Accabonac Harbor. Pollock had this stunning view when he painted. This past week, thanks to a contribution by the Nature Conservancy, this view has been saved. There had been the possibility that the
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view from the home of Jackson Pollock and his wife Lee Krasner could be blocked by some future home built between the platform and the view. Now that will not happen. The Pollock-Krasner House, as a museum, is open by appointment to visitors. Call 631324-4929. SHINNECOCK INDIAN NATION GETS FEDERAL RECOGNITION It was a long time coming, but the Shinnecock Indian Nation was recognized as an official tribe by the Bureau of Indian Affairs in Washington last week. This recognition will result in the tribe having access to health care, day care and funding for education that they do not currently have. It will also allow the tribe access to the credit markets and its individual members access to credit cards. Most importantly, the recognition will allow the tribe to try its luck in building a gambling casino on Long Island, which could potentially be a very lucrative business for them. It seemed never in doubt that the tribe would achieve recognition. The Shinnecocks warmly greeted the early settlers who landed in Southampton in 1640. Since then there has been continuous documentation of their continued existence. It would be only a matter of time for recognition, but it did take a while. The tribe first applied for recognition in 1978.
MAJOR STORE SHUTS ITS DOORS In a shocking move, the mainstay store in the center of downtown Southampton, Saks Fifth Avenue, announced last week that, after over 80 years in business, it was shutting its doors forever. For a complete analysis of this development, see our story on page 19.
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Meeting Aliens The President of the U.S. Loses His Earth Greeter Job By Dan Rattiner Here’s another example of how America’s place in the world has faded away. Up until now, whenever an alien landed and got out of his space ship to ask somebody to take him to their leader, they’d take him to the President. I know this is only in the movies, but anyway, that’s what they would do. They’d head toward the President, played by Morgan Freeman (the forerunner to Barack Obama) and they almost invariably would not get there because the alien would eat the person or something, but you got the message. The President of the United States was the goto guy. Now, quite suddenly and quietly, that has changed. This past week, the United Nations
General Assembly voted a Malaysian diplomat named Mazlam Othnan as Earth’s official greeter. People say she is very levelheaded. They like her. She’s very capable and listens as much as she talks and often is moved by what others have to say. “She’s perfect for the job,” British Ambassador Mark Lyall Grant said of her. Mazlam Othnan got her doctorate in Astrophysics at the University of Auckland in New Zealand. She was recently named chief of the U. N. Office for Outer Space Affairs, an agency which was set up about 15 years ago when astronomers first started tracking wayward asteroids with a mind to seeing if any might be headed for a collision course with this
planet. So far, so good in that department. In spite of her appointment, Othnan remains in charge of sounding the alarm if a wayward asteroid heads our way. But now, in addition, she has been designated as the person who should be greeting residents of far-off planets if a space ship were to land them here. I expect that pretty soon her name and phone number will be printed on refrigerator magnets so they might be distributed to the six billion humans lounging around. The aliens land. Here’s who you call. I do mourn for the loss of the primacy of this job for us Americans, though. This has, up until now, been the knee jerk reaction, even without any official paperwork to back it up. An alien turns up in Argentina; they call the President of (continued on next page)
HERE ARE THE WINNERS AT THE FILM FESTIVAL By Susan M. Galardi For many people attending the Hamptons International Film Festival, the most exciting moments are rubbing elbows with a movie star or Hollywood director, actually getting in to view the celebrated opening and closing night films, or being the first on their block to see brand new films. But for the people involved in the making of those films, the big night is the Award Ceremony, where either through jury selection or audience vote, the best films rise to the top and are honored. This year, that event occurred on Sunday, October 10 at Guild Hall. 88.3 FM’s on air host Bonnie Grice presented
awards along with Alec Baldwin, New York Film Critics John Anderson, Armond White and David Edelstein, and Jurors Carter Burwell and Amir Bar-Lev. The Audience Award for Narrative was The King’s Speech, with director Tom Hooper there to accept. In the Documentrary category, the Audience Award went to Love, Etc., accepted by Director Jill Andresevic. The HIFF accepted Born Sweet, directed by Cynthia Wade, won the award for Short Film (documentary) which the HIFF accepted on her behalf. Mamas and Papas, directed by Alice Nellis, won multiple awards. It was selected by the jury
as the winner of The Golden Starfish Narrative Feature Award, and earned the Zicherman Screenplay Award. Producer Jefe Brown accepted the awards on behalf of his team. The Documentary Golden Starfish went to Circo, directed by Aaron Schock who accepted the award. Another winner in the Narrative category, Xavier Dolan’s Heartbeats, took the Kodak Award for Best Cinematography. The festival’s Brizzolara Family Conflict and Resolution Award was presented to Lisa Gossel’s My So Called Enemy. (continued on page 24)
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the United States. An alien lands in the Sahara; they call the President of the United States. We are Numero Uno. You didn’t even have to think about it. On the other hand, I think it is a great weight lifted. It has been a major responsibility up until now for whomever we elected President. Reagan or Clinton or Bush or Obama wins, and we show him the red telephone to Russia, we show him the hotline to China and the European Union, and we show him the phone that rings whenever a farmer encounters an alien. Well, times change. China is breathing down our backs. The Japanese are in a fighting mood. Russia is exporting billionaires. Money is leaking out of America. Fair is fair.
And still on another hand (with aliens there is no end to the number of other hands), there is the matter of how this change will work out in reality. Until now, the American military got scrambled by the President within hours. The alien space ship is surrounded. There’s no way out for it. Of course the aliens think they’ve got the Americans right where they want them and zzzzzap, they prove it. One shot, and all the military units die. Except one. “What now? Mr. President,” the last General says over the telephone, smoke rising off the remnants of his uniform. “Bring this alien to me,” the President says.
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“Can’t do it sir.” The general breaks down crying. “Then I’ll come to you,” Freeman says. It all doesn’t work out for the Earthlings of course, at least not right away, but at least, from the moment contact is made until that phone rings at the White House, it’s only about 60 seconds. Pretty good. So here now we’ve got the good Ms. Othnan, and let’s assume they get past the problem of trying to get a phone call through to her quickly to wherever she is—staring through a telescope looking at an incoming asteroid or something. They say to her, in Malaysian or English (she did go to the University of Auckland after all) that they’re sending a plane for her because she has to get to wherever this space ship has landed, oh, in Capetown or Reykjavik or Honolulu or wherever, and she’s got to get there and make a speech of greeting. The thing is that nothing ever gets done at the U. N. She can go there and greet them all she wants, but the bottom line is that Ahmadinejad will say one thing and President for Life Kim Jong-il Kim will say another and Ms. Merkel and the Germans will have to wade in and there’s always Colonel Khadafi with something to say and by the time all is said and done, a few military units from Kashmir and Serbia will volunteer and within two weeks straggle in to wherever this is all happening. But by that time, the thing from outer space will have conquered the earth so none of this will matter. It’s a tough thing running the Earth in a universe of hostile aliens. But with this change, the word will get out about the general incompetence and disorganization of the Earthlings and pretty soon groups of aliens from all sorts of galaxies will be landing here to make us their doormats. Bad choice, this. Bad, bad choice. It would be better, I think, to keep everything the way it was with at least the can-do attitude of the United States ready to respond in the blink of an eye. Then, maybe 10 years down the road, when the Chinese have clearly become the dominant players here, Morgan Freeman can fly to Beijing and, with the great elegance he always manages to muster in all his roles, meet with the President of China and say, congratulations, now it’s your turn. Then he can pass the baton. And we here in America won’t have to stay up nights worrying about this any more.
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Victim of Hard Times After 80 Years, Saks Closes its Southampton Store By Rosemarie Oliverio They’re being evicted. Their rent is going up, and they’re moving down the block. They’re closing for renovation. These are a few of the rumors that floated around regarding the fate of Saks Fifth Avenue in Southampton. All of them are false, but what is true is that on Saturday, October 9, Saks closed its doors for the last time. The decision was made by the company itself in an effort to focus on its more productive retail outlets. When I first heard about it last week I went right down to Saks. Many locals were already there, saddened by the news—as were the employees. There are few women in Southampton who haven’t made the makeup counter a regular stop for decades. I’m one of those women, and Saks employee Karen Stewart, who has been there over 15 years, has become a part of my family. I remember being at
the makeup counter with them all years ago, holding my son in an infant carrier while Bobbi Brown herself did my makeup. Southampton Village Mayor Mark Epley, speaking of the closing, said he was “shocked and sad” in both his professional capacity, and as a resident who frequented Saks over the years. But Epley is confident that a new tenant will move in and business traffic will return to normal in the Village. A local commercial real estate broker has had a couple of inquiries over the last 18 months about the former Saks location at One Hampton Road—long before Saks announced its closing. Clearly, it won’t be empty for long. There are a few bids on the space now, as it is prime retail real estate in Southampton Village. The building is owned by several entities, one of which is a real estate investor who owns many retail spaces in Southampton.
Saks opened as a resort store over 80 years ago on Main Street, next to Elizabeth Arden, which is long gone. In the mid ‘70s, Saks moved to the building at corner of Main Street and Hampton Road which was the former Southampton Town Hall. The closing of the store will impact the community in many ways. Not only will we miss shopping at this intimate department store, it will be strange not to see the store’s fabulous, huge lit wreaths that hang on the red brick exterior. They are among the first signs of the holiday season each year. And I can’t help but wonder how this will impact the community in the tourist season. How many times have you said to someone in Southampton asking for direction, “Go to the light at Saks and make a left”? I hope I don’t get lost.
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TAX RATE TO DECLINE 17.7% IN EAST HAMPTON By T.J. Clemente In the last two years people around the country have asked to have their taxes reduced. They have lost their jobs, their home value or their investments. Some have experienced all three. In last year’s East Hampton and Southampton elections, the winning candidates ran their campaigns on the platform of correcting the previous administrations’ careless methods of running the towns. East Hampton Supervisor Bill Wilkinson promised to cut taxes. He once told me, banging on his desk, “I will never vote to increase town taxes ever. Quote me.” The budget process for East Hampton and
Southampton has now begun, with the two new supervisors introducing their first 2011 “Tentative” budgets. In East Hampton, Wilkinson’s budget officer Len Bernard was upbeat as he stood tall in his office, talking about an overall spending cut of 11% ($16.67 million) from the 2010 budget. What helped get to this number were 36 early retirements and 18 positions eliminated. (The Town is the largest employer in East Hampton.) Also playing into it was Wilkinson’s new “zero based method,” instituted to force the town departments not to spend money just because they were budgeted for it. Then came the shocker! Bernard said there
would be a 17.7% reduction of town taxes and a 20.4% reduction for East Hampton Village residents. “We have delivered on our promise to cut town taxes,” he said. East Hampton’s 2011 “Tentative Budget” comes in at $63.67 million for 2011 (2010 was just over $70 million). In Southampton, Councilwoman Bridget Fleming took another approach when she unveiled that Town’s $82 million budget. “The proposed budget uses reorganization to deliver services more efficiently without slashing staff or raising taxes for operating costs,” she said. “In (continued on page 24)
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By Susan Hudson Most people go into a creative project with a well thought out plan. If they’re lucky, the plan doesn’t pan out. Not that it isn’t good to have a plan, but during a creative process, if there’s no room for deviation as a result of inspiration or discovery, then the artist has short changed himself—and his audience. The King of the Hamptons is a film about Dan Rattiner helping filmmaker Dennis Lynch through his midlife crisis. The film evolved over the course of two years, in part because of the changing
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TWENTY SOMETHING by David Lion Rattiner
THE MAN IN THE SUIT It was quite the film festival, although it is sadly, over now. I do, however, feel the need to apologize. Over the weekend I decided, in honor of the film festival, to wear my Canali pinstriped suit to the opening night party at Gurney’s Inn. I also wore it because I had just picked it up from the dry cleaners after dropping it off from a wedding I went to a month ago. Now I had no idea this would happen, but apparently, when you dress in a suit at a film festival party everybody thinks you are a movie studio big shot. All of the actors and directors tend to dress very casual, wearing maybe a dress shirt and blue jeans (all expensive of course) or something sort of hipster-ish. All of the women at these parties dress to the nines, in incredible dresses that knock your socks off, but the men play it cool. After all, it’s the Hamptons, we’re supposed to be casual. Well I was dressed as if I was one of the guys bank rolling all of the films, and the trained eyes of the directors, producers and actors at the festival party hoMed right in on me. That David Lion Rattiner, he’s a guy you want to meet, he can make things happen, after all, he’s wearing a suit! So what turned out was a night where, normally, I just stand around and talk to a few of my friends from work or from other media companies in the Hamptons, to a night where I was being approached by filmmakers, directors, actors and actresses, all wondering who the guy in the suit was. I have to say, for one night, pretending to be a movie executive is a lot of fun. Conversations began like this. I would be standing there and suddenly a man in his 30s wearing horn-rimmed glasses and maybe a scarf, arm in arm with a stunning woman, would say to me, “Hi, how are you? My name is Herman Whatever, I’m a filmmaker.” “Hi Herman, it’s nice to meet you.” “Yea we just finished up filming in L.A. my new movie called Whatever Whatever about Whatever, it’s won a Whatever award and it really drills down the point of the current political issue of Whatever. It stars this actress.” “Hi, nice to meet you,” she’d say, and then touch my arm. You gotta love the arm touch. Man it must be fun to be a movie studio executive. “Nice to meet you,” I’d say, “That all sounds really fantastic.” “What’s your name? How are you enjoying the festival?” Now at this point, I could probably just say, “Listen Herman, I’m in this suit because I
thought it was an appropriate thing to wear, but apparently it just makes me look like movie studio owner, but I’m really just a newspaper editor as excited as you are to be here.” But that’s not what I said. I stayed vague, enjoying being the owner of David Lion Pictures for the evening. “My name is David, I’m really enjoying the festival thanks. I’m really impressed with the turnout here.” And then I would just sort of look at the guy and smile and then he’d tell me a story about a major celebrity like Matt Damon or somebody like that, and then I’d, say, “Oh wow, I love Matt Damon!” and then he’d give me his card and I’d get a wink from the actress and then I’d go about my night. I never lied, I never said that I WAS a movie studio owner, and I
really do love Matt Damon (although I do not know him). What really hammered in to other people that I was a somebody was the very fact that I would be a little vague, because after all, what movie studio executive would brag about who he was? “I’m David, nice to meet you.” David who? David who!!?? I can’t Google you on my iPhone without a last name! I could hear the guy thinking. Also, occasionally, somebody from Gurney’s, such as Ingrid Lemme, the lovely public relations director, would come over and say, “Oh my gosh! David! How wonderful it is to see you!” People know me. So, as I said, I have to apologize. But it was my suit talking, not me. CREATED BY DVM COMMUNICATIONS
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lighting his way with his ‘Jack O’Lantern.’ “On all Hallow’s eve, the Irish hollowed out Turnips, rutabagas, gourds, potatoes and beets. They placed a light in them to ward off evil spirits and keep Stingy Jack away. These were the original Jack O’Lanterns. In the 1800s a couple of waves of Irish immigrants came to America... and discovered that Pumpkins were bigger and easier to carve out.” That’s the official story, but I know my tribe, and I just wonder how this jack o’lantern idea really started. Sometime in the 1800s, in October, on a cold night in Ireland: “Wife throwed you out again, Paddy?” “Aye, Brady. I seed your campfire from the road, you won’t be mindin’ if I stay here tonight?” “Stay as long as you like. The big pumpkins here are good for sitting. I hollowed out one to keep me pail of beer cold.” “Where’d you get beer?” “Seamus Tooley has a shanty half mile that way and makes home brew. He’ll sell you a pint for a copper.” “Ah, the night’s as black as coal, I’d never find me way there or back.” “True, and you can’t carry a torch—Seamus will take you for a thief and club you.” “How could I let him know a friendly face approaches, from far off , so as not to alarm him?” “You could call out as you approach, but with the wind blowin’ so, it’s unlikely you’ll be heard.” “Well now, maybe I could make a friendly face to precede me...look at this little gourd. I could carve a face in the side, scoop out a little basin in the bottom to put in some oil in and he’d see a smiling face from afar. What do you think?” “It’ll never work, Paddy. You don’t look anything like that gourd.” “Well I’m not carvin’ a bust you fool, just a likeness, an image. I just want a pint.” “Use a small pumpkin instead. It’s rounder and looks more like your ugly mug.” “It’s a kind hearted man ye are, Brady.” “Soft in the heart. Always been me downfall.” An hour later... “I’m off, Brady. Wish me luck.” An hour later, Brady peers into the darkness... “Mother of ...Paddy! Is that you?” “Tis so! You can see me pumpkin lantern from this far out?” “Aye! Did ye get yer pint?” “I did indeed. And look over there. See? There’s two more pumpkin lanterns heading to Seamus’s. That’s Poreg and Michael. I near scared them to death with me lit pumpkin lookin’ like it’s floating through the air on it’s own as I went past their shack. They’re heading for beer too.” “Bless me, Paddy, it’s a brilliant man you are. You’ve found a way for a man to travel in the dark without being mistook for a robber.” “I’m naming me pumpkin helper here, Jack, Jack O’Lantern.” “It’ll help me too, as long as I see Jack, I’ll know it’s a friend.” “They say, ‘Necessity is the mother of invention,’ but me, Brady, I think it’s beer. Beer is the mother of invention.”
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By Dan Rattiner Week of October 15-21, 2010 Riders this week: 9,425 Rider miles this week: 91,333 DOWN IN THE TUBE Jay-Z and George Soros were seen riding the subway between Water Mill and Southampton during the film festival last week. They say hi. SURVEY SHOWS RIDERS ANGRY A survey conducted by the Spielberg Drop Survey Service, owned and operated by Commissioner Aspinall’s younger brother Biff, took place by the turnstiles as riders went out to the platform to board the subways at the Bridgehampton stop last Thursday. The goal was to see what feelings they had about the Subway Service. The results were surprising. 34% asked the questioners to get the hell out of the way so they could board the subway to get to work. 29% said they didn’t have time for this. 12% said Biff and his brother Bill made them very angry doing all the stupid things they do—and this was one—holding a survey during rush hour. 11% said they hadn’t yet had their morning coffee. 6% said the survey made them very annoyed.
5% refused to answer any questions. 3% wanted to know who dreamt up these stupid questions and could they get out of the way. 2% shoved the survey person out of the way. 2% said the survey person was cute and would they like to come home with him/her. 1% punched the survey taker in the nose. DELAYS Straphangers should expect delays on the system during the next three weeks. There is nothing wrong with the system, but Hampton Subway intends during these weeks to convert one of every three subway trains into “express” trains that will stop only at the East Hampton station. Aboard these express trains, one of the many full-length 90-minute films accepted and presented as part of the Hampton International Film Festival, will be shown to completion as Hampton Subway’s contribution to the festival. The people will board the subway trains— marked with a starfish Velcroed on the front— and will go around and around the 60-mile loop until the movie ends. Then the trains will return to East Hampton and the straphangers will depart there. One at a time, all the films will be shown. Regular riders will notice that one out of
every three subway trains will have a starfish on its nose and will not stop. These are those express trains. Do not try to stop them. You will be run over. Wait for the next train. That’s what the delay is about. By the way, the cost of admission to the express trains is just the cost of a token in our turnstiles. This is a public service. Enjoy the films. MASSAGE SERVICE BATTLES The massage service “Walk by Karen” opened last week with the first massage given to the Commissioner himself on a mat at the Southampton platform. On the same day, Walk by Karen massage mats and services were set up on all our platforms. We care about our customers. However, a rival firm, known as “Yuki-Yaki Oriental Massage Walk” has also opened on our platforms, too. According to the owner of that firm, Giselle Goldberg, they too have a contract with Hampton Subway to perform this service. “We signed this contract, me and the subway commissioner, two months ago. We were just waiting for them to give us the final go-ahead.” According to Biff Aspinall, the brother of our commissioner who has handled these massage licenses, Hampton Subway understood that they were withdrawing their offer, so he sought another. As we go to press, it’s been reported that fistfights have broken out between masseuses on our Quogue and Amagansett platforms. Riders are urged to stay away from those platforms until we get this sorted out. (continued on page 27)
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Film Festival Winners Several Special Awards were also given. The Investigation Discovery Award for Excellence in Journalism, went to The House of Suh, directed by Iris Shim. This year, the HIFF presented the first Victor Rabinowitz and Joanne Grant Award for Social Justice. This inaugural award went to No Tomorrow, directed by Roger Weisberg and Vanessa Roth, who were present at the ceremony. Finally, the Second Wouter Barendrecht Pioneering Vision Award was won by the film Shit Year, directed by Cam Archer. New Media was the Short Film Winner, with director J.J. Adler accepting the award. Also announced were the cash prizes to winners of the Babelgum jury awards. The Jury Award
Winners screened during the festival as part of the festival’s focus on Animation, which included a partnership with the Babelgum Animatron Animation Festival. The winning animated films were: Fantasy Category $2,500 Jury Award Winner: This Is J03, by Once Were Farmers (U.K.) $500 Runner-Up Prize: Noesis, by Sophie Klevenow (Germany/U.K.) Humor Category $2,500 Jury Award Winner: Pigeon Impossible, by Lucas Martell (U.S.) $500 Runner-Up Prize: Ant & Len, by Jon Marsh & Duncan Raitt (U.K.) Minis Category
$2,500 Jury Award Winner: Dog Judo: Meat Sprinkles, by Dave Anderson (U.K.) $500 Runner-Up Prize: Knit’N’Purl by Rhiannon Evans (U.K.) Real Life Category $5,000 Grand Jury Award Winner: Coalition of the Willing, by Knife Party (U.K.)$2,500 Jury Award Winner: Prayers for Peace, by Dustin Grella (U.S.) $500 Runner-Up Prize: How to Animate, by Jordan Wood (U.K.)
despite a dramatic reduction in Mortgage Tax Revenue as well as a decrease in Assessed Property Values in a majority of districts. “It represents a $9 million reduction over the requested budget. The budget proposes a 2.4% tax rate increase to address the remaining $5 million deficit over a three year period.” (It may be noted that East Hampton addressed its $30 million deficit with a new long-range borrowing plan approved by New York State that cost the town just under $1 million per year for
the next 10 years.) Throne-Holst continued by explaining shrinkage in town government as part of the detailed plan from her election campaign. “The total funded full-time staff positions will have been reduced by a total of 72 individuals since the 2009 Adopted Budget. The proposed tax rate represents a 0.032% increase over the 2010 budget, representing an increase of approximately $19 for a house valued at the Town’s median of $600,000—and again, only necessary in order to responsibly address the lingering budget deficit created by previous administrations’ fiscal and budgeting practices.
Dan’s Papers congratulates HIFF Chairman Stuart Match Suna, Executive Director Karen Arikian, and Director of Programming David Nugent for yet another magnificent festival.
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these tough economic times I strongly support an approach that saves jobs without adding to the burdens taxpayers already feel.” Southampton Supervisor Anna Throne-Holst gave more details. “The proposed Tentative Budget addresses an increase in Uncontrollable Costs of approximately $5 million, no lay-offs, no reduction in services, as well as a very moderate 0.5% increase in costs funded by a slight increase in property tax revenue in certain districts), a 0% increase in the tax rate
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Who’s Here By Dan Rattiner Most residents of the East End might not know this, but one of this country’s most prolific and highly-regarded poets lives amongst us. He is Simon Perchik of East Hampton, and his works appeared in The New Yorker, The Partisan Review, Poetry (magazine), The Nation, North American Review and literally hundreds of other publications. Recently, the Directory of Poetry Publishers listed the top 10 most widely read poets in America. Perchik is ranked #3. I should note that Cy, who lives in a small bungalow in the Maidstone Park community of this town, is the father of architect Ross Perchik who, among other things, runs the annual Sandcastle Building Contest at the beach in Amagansett every summer. His wife Mickey passed away a few years ago. She was well known too in this community and was widely mourned. Cy was born in Paterson, New Jersey and raised there. He became a bomber pilot in World War II in Europe and after the war went to New York University where he became an attorney. It was in this capacity, in the late 1960s, that I met Cy. He was working as an attorney for Suffolk County and was instrumental in ending the dumping of raw waste water from Main Street into the bay in Sag Harbor resulting in the creation of a modern sewage system for that village. Some people took the short term view that building the sewage system would disrupt the community for the better part of a year, putting a big dent in the tourist business. They were right about that, but in the end, cooler heads prevailed. I interviewed Perchik for Dan’s Papers during this controversy at that time. “We are going to have a proper sewage treatment situation in Sag Harbor and that is that,” Perchik said with great determination. And he saw to it that that would happen. I did not know it at that time, but Perchik was already involved in writing poetry every day. He loved doing it. They say people should do what they love. He did. In 1980 Perchik, at the age of 57, retired from the law and settled down with his wife in their cottage up in Maidstone Park. He had purchased a number of the cottages in that community and could make do by keeping them up and renting them out. Because he lived in one, he was right nearby. And soon thereafter, Cy Perchik became something of a public figure in this town. Every morning, his wife Mickey would drive Cy to one or another of the luncheonettes in this community.
Simon Perchik, Poet
places. As a result, more people would come to have breakfast or lunch there. He was sort of an attraction. Cy once told me he had decided he no longer wished to drive a car and that was the reason he would be dropped off and, later, picked up. He saw no need for one in engaging in this activity. And he was right about that. He might also have thought that a car outside might be a temptation to go off and do something else. He wanted to write. Often, you would walk in—I would walk in because I found him a fascinating person—and find him deep in thought over one or two words or a phrase he was trying to get a handle on. He would be available shortly, when he was ready. I’d sit nearby until then. In this day and age when everybody is on their Blackberries and iPhones, it’s hard to imagine luncheonettes being used for the purpose of conversation between those at different tables. But it was. Today this activity still takes place, in Southampton at the Sip and Soda, in Bridgehampton at the Candy Kitchen and Golden Pear, in Sag Harbor at Conca D’Oro and in East Hampton at Fierro’s the arrangement of chairs in the front of Scoop or, on nice days, on the park bench outside. In Westhampton Beach, this activity goes on at Beach Bakery. Of course, on occasion, I would sit with Cy while he was “on break” and ask him about what he was writing. What sort of poetry was it? I had been an English major in college and had studied poems from all over the lot in that genre, from the elegance of Robert Frost to the disconcerted ragings of Ezra Pound. Of course, I could just read his poems too. But I wanted to hear it from him. “I try to make my poems an arrangement of words that can heal or give solace,” he told me. “I think they are therefore tools, maybe not for everyday use, but for times when a person might need them—even if a person might not be aware of that.” “And it serves that purpose for you?” “It certainly does.” Perchik sometimes reaches far back into his personal life when he writes his poems. For example, here is one that came from his thinking about being in a B-17 bomber bombing Germany during the Second World War. * * * That worn down metal frame, its propeller hiding once the engine starts—the wall smelling from leather and fleece, the air
“I try to make my poems an arrangement of words that can give solace...they are tools...for times when a person might need them. At that time, they were Eddie’s and Speeds on Newtown Lane, the Chicken House up by the railroad station (across from where Race Lane restaurant is today) and the North Main Street luncheonette across from the firehouse. He also began frequenting the East Hampton Free Library. Perchik would sit there for much of the day with his pencil and pad and write his poems. He’d command one of the small tables and spread out his stuff. He’d order a coffee. And he’d sit. Oddly, the management of these places did not object to Cy being there. The reason was that Cy had, and has, a very engaging personality. Curious and interested in events of the day, he would often stop what he was doing and join the conversation being bandied about in those
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thinning, icing over and the snapshot Still missing—the crew last I heard was hand to hand as if one wall is always falling apart—I know they’re there leaning against the fuselage, against the huge tail fin, against the wings and fuel—even at this altitude footsteps and a scarf whitens on the nail on the missing snow. I almost open the window Or a thaw from nowhere widen, bring back the grins and campsong, the hum a bird might take from the frosted still from the sky thrown over its beak. Don’t dare make a sound and the nail whose gummers are opening letters tugging at their gloves relying on the camera’s speed—the mistake cost one of his eyes and the plane falls back goes pale and the missing letters from home the slow, wide swing that’s always winter Always the lingering pledge as if this dark nail would remember the dead —senselessly circling, believes it’s still wailing for the faces, for the bare and peeling wall. * * * Cy Perchik, these days, is working on his next book. He has written 21 so far, the most recent, Rafts, was published in 2007 by Parsifal Editions.
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A Business Analysis By Katlean DeMonchy Of all the rumors about why Saks closed, the reality is that it was a business decision based on the fact that the location did not produce enough revenue. I believe there are a few reasons for this. Saks’s challenge is serving an upscale resort town where the season is only five months long, at best. Based on that, the merchandise chosen for the store was a bit off. There was too much “work” clothing—a selection that might have appealed to professionals in the local year round community, but was perhaps offered at too high a price point. Perhaps the store should’ve catered more to the well-heeled resort set who had the means to purchase high-end wardrobe items. Where were the party dresses? The really cute beach clothes? The hostess gifts? Also, Saks may have missed a golden opportunity by failing to host the upscale luncheons that are commonplace in the world of fashion. If Dolce and Gabbana can sell $350,000 worth of goods at one luncheon (and they do it EVERY year) Saks could have certainly taken a similar tack. Perhaps it wouldn’t have brought in $350K, but it could’ve generated big numbers. Also, the store did not provide personal shoppers—something that is de rigueur for high-end clientele. In any case, we will miss Saks. It has been a commercial anchor for the town. But we will press ahead, looking forward to the surprise new tenant in the prominent, storied spot.
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The quick scene with Alec Baldwin, Dan and Lynch was hilarious. Baldwin is an actor whose lack of self-consciousness and spontaneity make him jump off the screen. The scene exuded one other thing: presence. That was a word that arose in a brutally honest and, as a result, especially poignant moment in the film. It came after Dan had felt perhaps a bit embarrassed by Lynch’s behavior at an event. When Lynch prodded Dan for one word of honest critique, Dan, after much thought, said, “Presence.” In many of his scenes throughout the film, often shot in close up with his face filling the screen, Dan himself communicated this very quality. David Rattiner, Dan’s son, provided charming, entertaining insight about his father and life in the Hamptons. On the whole, however, the film was a bit too disjointed for this reviewer. The construct of Lynch’s journey of self-discovery during a midlife crisis seemed forced after a while. In fact, there were so many “hooks”— including flashbacks to his wedding, clips of Steve Jobs, and scenes in front of a large tree he is considering chopping down—that you didn’t know which one to bite. Better to pare that away, and let the film stand as what it is: an ambitious, creative man’s successful attempt to make a film about this incredible place, and become a “player” in the high profile world of the Hamptons.
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by Steven A. Ludsin
M GOOGLE TV It was just a matter of time until the computer monitor morphed into your TV, in fact this has been happening incrementally for years. Many of us are familiar with those funky wires with the white, yellow and red plugs that transfer images from the PC or laptop to your television. The Internet can carry more moving images as the speeds increase so we can download films, watch TV shows and of course enjoy those cutting edge Youtube videos. Since Google has been a first mover in many areas it was inevitable that they would be the first to announce content partners for Google TV. This is an effort to marry two mediums—the Internet and television. Although the major networks (ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC) will not participate, several Internet companies and media outlets, including HBO, CNBC, Twitter, Netflix and Amazon, will work with Google to offer Web content and programming via TV sets. They will allow on-demand viewing or build apps for TV screens. Google TV features will include the ability to search the Web for information about an actor or chat with friends on Twitter while watching TV. Some people view these developments as a minor revolution and Google TV may not need the major broadcasters to play along. Google TV can do a lot of alluring things for the viewer without having to share any of the revenue, which is a major incentive. After all, the race for eyeballs is advertising driven and the walls between traditional TV and the big screen that you can attach to your PC or laptop are coming down. Google TV promises to make all of your living room’s audio and video as searchable and instantly accessible as the Internet’s content. The budding industry of Internet-connected TV is expected to expand into 43 million United States homes by 2015, up from two million this year. The average American watches five hours of TV a day, making it the biggest medium for advertisers. Google TV will enable innovation from content creators, programmers, developers and advertisers. Google faces competition from makers of settop boxes including Apple, TiVo, Boxee and Roku, and from television distributors. Just think, you may be able to drop your cable TV monthly charges and watch shows on demand or download movies on your big screen. We are inundated with news sources so you don’t have to worry about being informed. Although many TV viewers are unimpressed with Internet-connected televisions, major players in the technology and media sectors
agree that Internet-connected sets are poised to take off. The Google TV technology was announced in May and will be available to consumers in the coming weeks. It will be built into new Sony high-definition televisions and Blu-ray players, and into a Logitech set-top box that viewers can use with their existing sets. Google will make its software available to other manufacturers of TVs and set-top boxes. The companies have not yet said how much the equipment would cost. Logitech is building a remote control for searching the TV and the Web, and viewers can also use their Android phones or iPhones as a remote control and “fling” a video they’re watching on their phones to the television. Google TV has even been in talks with the major networks and Hollywood studios about
optimizing their Web sites for TV screens and about obtaining data about their programs for search purposes. I recall the early days of Microsoft Web TV and I think they had the right idea but Google has moved the concept to the 21st Century. It may be just a short time before you ogle Google TV.
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Hamptons Holocaust Survivor Writes Play By David Lion Rattiner offbeat on the East End? Imagine it is the ugliest time She had an ear-to-ear smile, during WWII, when Nazis was clearly a reader of local and rounded up families of Jews in national newspapers, and gave the streets, put their hands me a sense of, hey, this is what behind their backs, loaded them LTV is for, to make local shows, into trucks then trains to conso what’s wrong with that? This centration camps, where they is the Hamptons, art is our midwere gassed to death. dle name. And that’s where her Try to imagine for a second play comes in. what it might be like if that was The life story of HungarianSleed still a vivid memory in your life, born Sleed, who is the sole surbecause you narrowly escaped having this vivor of her family, will be the subject of a actually happen to you. new play reading at the Jewish Center of the Although they’re aging or perhaps dying Hamptons. “People have been asking me to peacefully of old age, survivors of the write about my life, so I decided to tell the Holocaust and of the horrors of World War II story in a play form,” she said. remain present in our communities. It really The play will have its reading this wasn’t that long ago that a modern society Saturday. There will be refreshments aftercreated a machine of murder. wards where people can mingle with the Five years ago at LTV Studios, I met the actors. It’s going to be all in the theme of writer Judy Sleed, 74-years-old at the time, what keeps the Hamptons alive—passion, who is now producing a new play about her love and constantly celebrated artistic and life during which her entire family was mur- entrepreneurial endeavors. dered by Nazis. Sleed has even managed to attract a mainShe has a show on LTV where she inter- stream actor for this performance—Dylan views people in East Hampton. At that time, Blue, a young man who has a TV show on five years ago, I had no idea that Sleed was a Comedy Central called “Big Lake.” survivor of the Holocaust. My first impresThe name of the play is Delibab, a sion of her was that she was very nice and a Hungarian word that means horizon. The little offbeat, but then again, who isn’t a little reason she named the play that is because
Delibab is the name of a street in Budapest where makeshift housing was provided by the local Zionist organization to homeless Jewish children after the war. Sleed became an orphan after the Nazis took her entire family and murdered them in concentration camps because they were Jewish. “My brother at the time was not even 16 years old,” said Sleed. Today Sleed lives in East Hampton at Windmill Village, which is a home for seniors.“I’m so nervous about this play. I really hope that people will enjoy it,” she said. “It means a lot to me.” Judy Sleed came to the United States in 1947. She has been working on her memoirs for the past 20 years. Her children’s book, The Fight of the Crayons, was published in 1984. Two of her plays, a musical and a comedy, have been showcased in Manhattan, at Guild Hall, and on LTV. After her first trip back to her homeland in 2006, she began to write Delibab. Sleed is the producer of “The Play is the Thing” on LTV, a talk show now in its sixth year. Her interviews have included local artists and writers, as well as political, religious and community leaders. Delibab, Jewish Center of the Hamptons, East Hampton, Sunday, October 17 at noon. Free to the public. The reading will be videotaped and possibly shown on LTV.
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by Susan M. Galardi Raindogs: Rock Musical Work in Progress In the world of theatre, somewhere between the staged reading and the full production is an engaging format that challenges the audience to immerse themselves into the creative process.
That format is the “work in progress.” On Saturday, the Bay Street Theatre is presenting that very thing to kick off this season’s Workshop series. Intrepid theater-goers can see a production of Raindogs, a new rock musical, which will be presented “in its current state of development.” Raindogs is based on Lanford Wilson’s Balm in Gilead, a searing account of the underbelly of New York’s Upper West Side in the ‘60s. The play was Wilson’s first-hand record of what he witnessed in a seedy, all-night café in his hotel at West 76 and Broadway, just four blocks from the infamous “Needle Park.” Balm in Gilead was perhaps an early foray into the “reality” genre, considering that Wilson’s dialogue was based on the actual words and conversations of the heroin addicts, hustlers and prostitutes who owned the
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park and the café in the wee hours. The play had its New York premiere at the seminal La Mama in the East Village, home to groundbreaking theatre groups and performance artists. It moved to Circle in the Square, then had a highly successful revival in 1984 at Steppenwolf, directed by John Malkovich and starring Gary Sinise, John Mahoney, Laurie Metcalf and Michael Moore. In Raindogs on Saturday, Lanford Wilson is listed as a co-writer of the book, along with Rose Martula and Andrew MacBean, the show’s director. MacBean also wrote the lyrics, and co-wrote the music with Paul Chant and Boko Suzuki. The 13-member cast includes Actor’s Equity members Alyssa Fox, Kelly Felthous, Anthony Lee Medina, John Jeffords, Gabreille Garza, Jimmy Kilduff, Mike Wartella, Patrick Oliver Jones and Nick Blaemire, as well as Martina R. Sykes, Jo Lampert, Lucas A. Wells. Raindogs, which was showcased in London in 2007 and featured at the MAD Fringe Festival at the Trafalgar Studios in 2008, is McBean’s first independent theatrical effort. The New York based actor/director/writer was trained at Queens University, studied directing (as an intern at Playwright’s Horizons) and was a senior member of the BMI musical theatre workshop. McBean later founded Theatreworks in London. He worked as associate director with none other than Trevor Nunn on Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Aspects of Love and Sunset Boulevard; and later Anything Goes at the Royal National Theatre and Theatre Royal. Raindogs. Saturday, Oct. 16, 8 p.m. Bay Street Theatre, on the Wharf in Sag Harbor. $15. baystreet.org, or call 631-725-9500.
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Guitar Masters If musicals aren’t your thing, but music is, there are three other solid options this weekend. On Saturday the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center (WHBPAC) presents the unplugged, acoustic show Guitar Masters. I can’t imagine a more perfect, intimate venue for this show, featuring guitarists Eric Johnson, Andy McKee and Peppino D’Agostino, than WHBPAC, with its astounding acoustics. Johnson, who has recorded eight solo albums, was named one of the 100 Greatest Guitarists of
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the 20th Century by Musician magazine, and had three cuts from his 1990 platinum album Ah Via Musicom in the pop Top 10. That included “Cliffs of Dover,” which won the 1991 Grammy for Best Rock Instrumental Performance. Andy McKee is an Internet phenomenon, with over 78 million plays on YouTube. During his video performance of “When She Cries,” he actually explains his unconventional techniques. McKee’s use of altered tunings, syncopated taps, partial capos, and textural polyphony won him Acoustic Guitar magazine’s 2008 Silver Medal award for fingerstyle playing. The strings ring like bells under his fingertips Italian-born Peppino D’Agostino won Acoustic Guitar’s Players Choice Award in 2008 for Best Acoustic Album of all Time. With nine CDs released in the U.S., D’Agostino has been called “a giant of the acoustic guitar.” Listen to the harmonics that open his “Grand Canyon,” and you’ll hear how gentle this giant can be. I’m always blown away by the orchestra of sound that Leo Kottke manages to elicit from his playing of those six simple strings. Image that multiplied by three. Guitar Masters, WHBPAC, Saturday, October 16, 8 p.m., Tickets: $30, $40, $50. 631-283-1500, Whbpac.org Hugh Masakela The next day is a new world at WHBPAC, when world-music pioneer Hugh Masakela plays his unique style of trumpet and flugelhorn. Don’t know Masekela? Yes you do.
Remember that ’60s i n s t r u m e n t a l funk/pop/jazz fusion hit, “Grazing in the Grass,” with the attention grabbing cow bell staccato and satin smooth horns? That was Masakela. How about Paul Simon’s Graceland? Masakela was with him on the entire tour. Check out the Hugh Masekela with Paul Simon Youtube video, with young, slender Paul (before he went insane and started writing musicals) strumming away on his acoustic, and Masakela singing full voice and playing horns. How about that joyous, inspiring Broadway musical Sarafina!? Masakela’s musical collaboration earned him a Tony nomination As a young musician coming out of apartheid South Africa, Masakela was taken under the wings of music legends Louis Armstrong, Harry Belafonte, Dizzy Gillespie and Miles Davis. His horn talents have been featured on pop, R&B, disco, Afro-pop and jazz recordings for decades. In addition to Simon, he’s worked with Stevie Wonder, Bob Marley and Simply Red. With almost 30 albums to his credit, Masakela joyously continues giving full out performances, in the fifth decade of his career. Hugh Masakela, WHBPAC, Sun., Oct. 17, 8 p.m., Tickets: $40, $55, $70 631-283-1500, Whbpac.org
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“All in all, Town Property taxes account for approximately 9% of a resident’s total tax bill. The [lion’s share of the total tax bill is calculated from] school, county and special district taxes, etc. “By comparison, Southampton Property Taxes are 25% and 50% lower respectively than East Hampton and Riverhead.” In East Hampton, Len Bernard is aiming at lowering the burden to the town’s taxpayer by expanding the selling off of surplus equipment and some town lands. He told me that Supervisor Wilkinson budgeted only a fraction of what those sales might bring in the budget. Many in East Hampton for the last few years wondered how a town with relatively half the population and half the landmass of Southampton could have such similar budgets last year ($70 million in East Hampton compared to $78.8 million enacted budget in Southampton). Well, now the gap between the two towns is widening to $20 million—about 25% less—to the applause of the East Hampton taxpayers. On line at the Hamptons International Film Festival, I mentioned this and the tax cut for East Hampton Village residents to a New York City attorney who has a second home on Further Lane in East Hampton. He replied, “Now if only we can get Bill Wilkinson to run for the School Board,” referring to the fact that the school taxes, which increase every year, still make up almost 70% of the taxes for residents of the Town of East Hampton.
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The Hamptons International Film Festival Opening Night @ Gurneys
Mary & Dennis Lynch (Filmmaker, "King of the Hamptons"), Dan Rattiner, Chris Wasserstein
Monique Wisnieuski, Laura Anne Pelliccio, Chip & Candice Monte, Ingrid Lemme (Gurneys Inn)
Meredith Ostrom (Nico in "Factory Girl”), George Hickenlooper (Director), David Rattiner
Tani Keller (Designer), Catherine Ellams
HIFF RoC Filmmaking Award Celebration "An Invisible Sign" @ James Lane Café – The Hedges Inn, East Hampton
Alec Baldwin, Sophie Nyweide (plays Lisa Venus), Emerald-Angel Young (plays Rita Williams)
Kristina Klug (Tiffany's), Marilyn Agrelo (Director)
HIFF Salute to Filmmakers Party @ Wainscott Studios
Bob Edelman (Publisher, Dan’s Papers), Lou Phelps, Bill Mensch
Brett Lord (Entertainment)
Venus Yunker, Paul Monte
Beautiful Darling: The Life & Times Of Candy Darling, Andy Warhol Superstar @ HIFF
Marsha Gay Harden
Jeremiah Newton, James Rasin (Director)
"Blue Valentine" @ HIFF
Derek Cianfrance (Director), Faith Wladyka (plays Frankie Periera)
"Fair Game" HIFF @ Guild Hall
Gary Bierfriend, Annette Stenberg Bierfriend, Robin Hill Sparacio, Joe Sparacio
Carlos & Avitra Hernandez (filmmakers)
Michael Wudyka (Wainscott Studios), Vered
Michael & Jeryl Goldberg, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, Jacques Alexander Azoulay
David Nugent (Director of Programming HIFF), “Ashley Gerasimovich, (plays Samantha Wilson), Doug Liman (Director), Quinn Broggy (plays Trevor Wilson) Beth Ostrosky Stern, Howard Stern
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GORDIN’S VIEW Community Pet Blessing @ St. Luke's Episcopal Church, EH BARRY GORDIN
The Rev'd. Denis C. Brunelle Rector with “Franki Avalon”
Audrey Mansir with “Jack Jack”
Dianne B. with “Flora Pandoa”, Lys Marigold with “Magnolia”
Sally Edwards with “Penny”
Bruna Maney with “Lancelot & Colly”
“A Thousand Moms” (National Association Of Former Foster Children) Benefit, EH
Deacon Lorraine Cusick with “Frankie Laine"
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"Lady Gaga Performing" Opening @ Vered Frederick F. Elia (Pres., Organizer, Capital District Region), Claire Buffie (Miss NY), David Balog, Walter Donway (Host)
Avenue Antiques & Art Opening @ The Park Avenue Armory KATLEAN N DE MONCHY Bonnie Englebardt Lautenberg (Artist), Eric Fischl, Vered
Elaine Bernanke-Appelle, Wendy Appelle
Mike Schell, Janet Lehr, Mike O'Reilly
Martha Gundersen, Brenda Powers (Brown Harris Stevens)
“Arts Harvest" Benefiting Southampton Cultural Center & The Village Arts District
Paul L. Robinson (Village Trustee, SH), Julian Brody
Jenny & Thom Knight, (Chairman SH Cultural Center)
Polly Robinson, Christine Chew Smith (artist)
Lilianna Cavendish, Montgomery Frazier
Adriel & Maxine Reboh
BH Historical Society Vintage Auto Rally Photos:: Richardd Lewin
Natasha & Peter Hopkinson, Douglas Lloyd (1927 Bentley)
Jonathan Auerbach (Driver of 1951 Chrysler)
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NORTH FORK Oh, Deer By Phyllis Lombardi I admit it. I have trouble managing things. Like getting all the food, good and hot and at the same time, to the dinner table on Thanksgiving Day. Or worse, phoning LIPA or Cablevision and looking for my account number and searching my checkbook for the date I think I paid the last bill. I need help. That’s why I jumped at the chance to attend a management forum hosted by Southold Town Supervisor Scott Russell and Southold Town Board. Lots of other management-type folks were going to be part of the forum. Folks from Long Island Farm Bureau, New York State DEC and Cornell Cooperative Extension. If these guys couldn’t manage to help me manage, I’d be surprised. The forum was to be brief – from 7 to 9 p.m. at Southold Town Recreation Center in Peconic. Plenty of parking and not too far from my home. Why not give it a shot, I thought. True, the program was labeled Deer Management. But I’ve learned everything is related, especially on the North Fork. I figured if I learned how to manage deer, I’d be able to cope with all the unmanageables in my life. First, I want you to know I’ve had a run-in with a deer. About 8 a.m. one November morning on Main Road in Mattituck. I’m still driving the car but the repairs cost $5,000. So my feelings about deer are not all benignly Bambi-like. Matter of fact, I thought at the time how good it would be to swim all our deer across
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Peconic Bay to the South Fork. Much like they swim the ponies down at Chincoteague. Nevertheless, I arrived at Peconic Recreation with an open mind and sat right down next to Southold’s Cathy Stuckart. Cathy is a deer advocate. She and her husband love to sit on their porch and watch the deer in their yard. Cathy said her yard is a haven for all animals – turtles, a fox or two, raccoons and deer. But most attendees agreed with Michael Clark of the DEC. Mike’s a wildlife biologist and you know what I learned from him? We have way too many deer on the North Fork and that shotguns and arrows are a big part of deer management. How to apply that to my problems? If I got a shotgun would it help me get guests to the Thanksgiving table while the gravy was still hot? Come to think of it, the Pilgrim guys always seemed to carry shotguns. Maybe that’s how they managed. Another speaker said you might manage deer by relocating them. But he said that’s expensive and sometimes the deer don’t like their new digs and they come back home. Perhaps I could manage better if I relocated. If I moved to Vermont then LIPA would never find me. I don’t know about Cablevision. Those Dolans are all over the place.
Fencing can be a deer management answer according to Joe Gergola of Long Island Farm Bureau. Though fencing is expensive, too, and some people don’t like the way it looks. I think a fence is a good management tool. We have one and our neighbors never leap over it to get at my tomatoes. I bet deer would be just as thoughtful. Scott Russell had some good management news. This year the town will provide a refrigerated truck for all hunters who want to donate their harvested deer. The deer will be processed and the meat sent to food pantries on Long Island. Scott said the deer had to be “properly dressed.” That threw me. I’ve seen sweaters on cats and dogs but never on deer. I wonder if I would be a better manager if I were properly dressed. Maybe I shouldn’t wear my husband’s old flannel shirts. And Scott got the evening’s biggest laugh when he said baiting and harvesting stations are effective in reducing deer population. He quipped that Southold’s baiting station is Krupski’s Pumpkin Farm. But I don’t want to manage by baiting people. That’s not nice. You know, I came home thinking I may never learn to manage North Fork deer or anything else. I felt pretty down, a failure. But not for long. Maybe I’d go manage the Mets.
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NORTH FORK EVENTS Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 40
Baymen’s Association Lobster Bake fundraiser, 6-9 p.m. at Founders Landing, Southold. Tickets $50, available at Southold Fish Market and Braun’s Seafood in Cutchogue. 631-765-3200, 631-734-6700.
Kid Calendar pg: 47 Day by Day Calendar pg: 48 FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15 LEARN SCRATCHBOARD - East End Arts Council’s School of the Arts, Riverhead: Scratchboard, 5:30-8 p.m. Explore different techniques of scratching black ink off to create impressions of light and dark. Register. Mazes, Friday, Oct. 22, 5:30-8 p.m. Create complicated-looking mazes from simple sketches of shapes or words. Fee per class $38; EEAC members $30. 631-369-2171, email@example.com. SAVES BENEFIT, DINNER/THEATRE Dinner/Theatre to benefit SAVES, 6 p.m. at Porto Bello Restaurant, Greenport. Original play “Jackpot” features the Purrfect Players. Tickets $65, includes 4-course dinner, tax and service. Reservations required: 631-722-0015. EVENTS AT THE CUTCHOGUE-NEW SUFFOLK LIBRARY - Crazy Candy Corn, 10-10:30 a.m. for ages 2-3. Register. Lego-Mania Jr., 4-5 p.m. for grades K-2. 6:30-7:30 p.m. play games against the clock. Refreshments served. Halloween Crafts, Wednesday, Oct. 20, 4-5 p.m. children ages 8 and under must have parent/caregiver help with their creation. Register: 631-734-6360. LIVE AT THE VAIL-LEAVITT - Vail-Leavitt Music Hall fundraising concert, 7 p.m. features Rosie Ledet and the Zydeco Playboys with special guests Lil Cliff and the Cliffhangers. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Tickets $25; available in advance at vail-leavitt.org or at door. 631-7275782, firstname.lastname@example.org. All proceeds support music hall. TALK ON THE PARANORMAL - So You Want To Be a Ghost Hunter? Presentation, 6:30 p.m. at Cutchogue-New Suffolk Library, Cutchogue. The Paranormal Adventurers, Joseph Flammer and Diane Hill explore and investigate Long Island graveyards and other haunted locations. Reservations required: 631-734-6360. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 16 POETRY AT THE LIBRARY - Three Poets: Marie Ponsot, Jackson Taylor & LB Johnson, 3 p.m. at Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport. Free. 631-477-0660. BREAST CANCER AWARENESS - Breast Cancer Awareness fundraiser, 1-3 p.m. at Curves in Cutchogue. Chinese auction, door prizes, raffles, giveaways and vendors. North Fork Breast Health Coalition will hand out information about the disease. Proceeds benefit “Helping Hands” program which provides scholarships for transportation, house cleaning, personal care needs and household and medical expenses. Call 631-734-7066 or email email@example.com. SNOW FENCE SHOW AND SALE - Old Town Art & Crafts Guild snow fence show and sale, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. on guild grounds in Cutchogue. 631-734-6382, firstname.lastname@example.org. WINE COUNTRY HARVEST FAIR - 10 a.m.-6 p.m. at Martha Clara Vineyards, Riverhead, to benefit Alzheimer’s Association. Food, music, activities for children and more. 631-369-6080. LOBSTER BAKE FUNDRAISER - Southold Town
WINE AND CHEESE PARTY - 3-5 p.m., hosted by North Fork Reform Synagogue at home of a member. Learn about programs, plans and activities for adults, teens and kids. RSVP: email@example.com, 631722-5712. CHICKEN DINNER - Noon-6 p.m. at Shiloh Baptist Church, Southold, sponsored by Saints of Shiloh. Donation $13, includes half chicken, homemade mashed potatoes, string beans, roll and dessert. Eat in or take out. All welcome. 631-765-3388. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 17 ANNUAL CROP WALK FOR HUNGER - Hosted by Southold’s Presbyterian and Methodist churches. Event begins at noon with registration at First Presbyterian Church and ends at Southold Methodist Church. Pledge $15. Proceeds benefit Church World Services’ efforts to end world hunger and CAST. Runners and joggers welcome. 631-765-2597, 631-765-3449. FIGHTING BACK AND WINNING – The Power of the Pen, discussion, 2 p.m. at Southold Free Library. Informative talk by Robert Banfelder includes decisive strategies for rectifying unfair business practices, methods for recordkeeping and more. Free. 631-765-2077, 631-3693192.
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PIANO PLUS CONCERT SERIES - 2 p.m. at Riverhead Free Library presents pianist Maxim Anikushin, with Lois Pike Eyre narrating selections from “Peter and the Wolf.” Program includes works by Beethoven, Barber and Chopin. Meet the artists reception and refreshments follow. Free. 631-727-3228. ONGOING EVENTS SOUP KITCHEN - Community supper, free soup kitchen for those in need, 5:30-6:30 p.m. on Wednesdays at St. Agnes Roman Catholic Church parish hall, located on Sixth Street in Greenport. For more info., call 631-7652981. REIKI CIRCLES - Reiki Circles Monday Nights at the Grace Episcopal Church on the last Monday of every month. Meetings are held at the Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more info., contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072. SKATEBOARDING - Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. For hours and other info., call 631-477-2385. INDIAN MUSEUM - In Southold, open 1:30 p.m.- 4:30 p.m. on Sundays. For more info., call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY - Weather permitting, Custer staff will be on site to assist visitors in observing the night sky and in using their telescopes. Open from sunset until midnight in Southold. For more info., call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION - Buddhist meditations, 7 p.m. on Monday evenings at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. For more info., call 631-949-1377.
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& HONORING THE ARTIST
by Marion Wolberg Weiss
DAVE TYNDALL This week’s cover by Dave Tyndall is a bit ambiguous. It is at once realistic and dream-like, site-specific and universal. The white farm house could be in our area, yet it could be located in Middle America. The red-colored field isn’t one we can identify easily, yet it’s possible we could pass it on an isolated road. In truth, the image is real and a well-known landmark: Hendrickson’s Chicken Farm. Tyndall has painted it a number of times; the painting is, in fact, hanging on his wall at home so he can feel comfortable with it. Perhaps the work can also remind him of Bridgehampton where his family has roots going back to the Civil War and where his grandfather was President of the Bridgehampton Bank for five years. (Tyndal Point is another reminder of the family’s presence in the area.) Tyndall no longer lives on The East End although he comes back frequently, to get the family home ready for rental. From time to time, he
has even thought about moving back permanently. Q: Where do you live now and how did you get there from Bridgehampton? A: We all live in Michigan: Me, my wife, kids, parents and sister. My father was transferred West and stopped when he got to Detroit in 1973. I actually live in a place called Beverly Hills. I have connections here now; my two kids are in college nearby, one in Chicago and one outside Grand Rapids. The younger children are in school here, and we are busy with the church. Q: Speaking of your children, do they have an interest in art? A: My daughter is majoring in Music Management, so that’s related. My son has a strong art interest; he is majoring in Computer Design. Q: As far as your own interest in art, what would you say it is? A: I am drawn to architectural/mechanical images, but not landscape, per se. What attracts me are tractors and barns, for example. And I am attracted to historic elements. Q: How have these interests influenced your recent projects? A: I’m experimenting with surfaces that are rusted or scratched. I don’t do work just on canvas but on material itself that shows history. Speaking of surfaces, I am also working as a metal fabricator, making things with sheet metal and light steel. Q: What kind of subject matter does that material apply to? A: Old storefronts in Lower Manhattan, for example, streets in SoHo, buildings where there is
cast iron. Q: Your interest in the urban scene reminds me of your time in New York working with Jeff Koons. What was that like? A: I did that when I was in New York starting in 1995. It was a great experience, giving me a chance to be validated. It was nice to be around other artists, to be part of the international art world. Q: How about in Detroit, which is closer to home? A: Detroit has a lot of things I am interested in. It’s kinda strange; there are lots of abandoned, industrial buildings, full of character, where the center of the auto industry used to be. Q: Detroit is an interesting place. A: It’s like the surface of the moon with buildings, vacant land, residential areas all near each (continued on next page)
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ART COMMENTARY by Marion W. Weiss
Films From Africa at HIFF The “Films of Conflict and Resolution” series at the annual Hamptons International Film Festival has always been a treat: fair-minded, heart-felt and visually arresting. This year’s A Screaming Man (winner of the 2010 Cannes Festival Jury Prize)
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other. The downtown is very nice where there’s an art center; the Detroit River separates us from Canada. It’s the only place where we go South to go to Canada. There will be a rebirth in Detroit. There is a rebirth now with the film industry; making movies in the area is really big right now. Q: I find your interest in cars really fascinating. A: My interest in cars is related to art and mechanics. Cars are like sculpture. I used to race cars too. I have six vehicles now. Working on cars is kinda like an illness. You never get rid of it. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Dave Tyndall’s work can be seen at Southampton’s Chrysalis Gallery. Call 631-2871883 for information.
doesn’t quite measure up to similar examples, however. We particularly recall previous works, like The Lemon Tree (2008), where excellent acting, delineation of an Israeli-Palestinian conflict and solid screenwriting made this a meaningful movie. Perhaps we found more relevance in The Lemon Tree; after all, A Screaming Man takes place in Chad, a landlocked Central African country that we know little about (although we may recognize it as a region for Darfur refugees). Perhaps the work seemed too slow-moving for Western audiences even if it were a “character study.” Perhaps the political conflict wasn’t defined clearly enough in a country plagued by violence for years. This critic had difficulty in identifying with the politics and the people. Other aspects of the film were very well articulated, however: the pride of the elderly protagonist, who, as a national sports hero, was losing his self respect; the gradual disintegration of the father-son relationship; Chad’s changing class structure. And most importantly, the country’s all-consuming poverty and desperation. The movie’s aesthetic elements were also evocative of the theme and primary metaphor (water), where editing and camera movement were kept at an appropriate minimum. While there was a subtle resolution here when father and son came to terms with each other through the son’s death, we had a feeling that individual lives and national issues would not be solved for a very long time, if ever. Conversely, Soul Boy, a German/Kenyan co-production, had a script that was concise and fast-moving, establishing the narrative problem and barriers from the beginning. Perhaps it was because the film was not particularly about political concerns but about a teenage boy’s rite of passage that allowed us to identify with the characters (and especially the feminist young girl who was the movie’s conscience). Essentially, the film is a moral tale, focusing on
Image from the film A Screaming Man. the tasks that the boy, Abila, must complete to save his father’s soul and the family business. Like A Screaming Man, the work considers the family in a stark and desolate country. Soul Boy is more celebratory, however. Soul Boy demands special attention for another reason, and not only because of its story or theme. Rather, it is because it was made with the help of professional German filmmakers who worked with the local Kenyan population. If we look carefully at the credits, we see that Tom Tykwer was a supervising director. Important? Yes: Tykwer directed the award-winning German hit, Run Lola Run (1998), which was considered a tour-de-force with its exceptional editing and time manipulation. Suffice it to say that Soul Boy was not at all like Tykwer’s other films (including The Princess and the Warrior), but technical expertise and effective editing could have been a direct result of his participation. The fact that he wanted to be part of this film project with Kenya says mountains about his commitment to film and developing nations. Could this be Soul Boy’s underlying “political” message: the power of cinema to bring hope to poverty-stricken people?
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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, October 15 to Thursday, October 21. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) Wall Street (PG13) – Fri, 6:30, 9 Sat 4, 6:30, 9, Sun, 4, 6:30, Mon-Thurs 7 Social Network (PG13) – Fri, 7, 9:30, Sat 4:30, 7, 9:30, Sun 4:30, 7 Mon-Thurs, 7 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Theater Closed Wednesdays and Tuesdays Leaving – 4 all week The Concert – 5:45 all week Mao’s Last Dance – 8 all week UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Jackass 3D (R) – Sat, 1:30, 4:30, 7:15, 10, Sun, 1:30, 4:30, 7:15, Fri., 4:30, 7:15, 10, Mon-Thurs, 4:30, 7:15 It’s Kind of a Funny Story (PG13) – Sat, 1, 4, 7:30, 10:15, Sun, 1, 4, 7:30 Fri, 4, 7:30, 10:15, Mon-Thurs, 4, 7:30 The Town (R) – Sat, 1:15, 4:15, 7, 10:10, Sun, 1:15, 4:15,
7, Fri., 4:15, 7, 10:10, Mon-Thurs, 4:15, 7 Nowhere Boy (R) – Sat, 1:50, 4:50, 7:20, 10:20, Fri, 4:50, 7:30, 10:20, Sun., 1:50, 4:50, 7:20 Mon-Thurs, 4:50, 7:30 Wall Street (PG13) – Sat, 2:30, 6:30, 9:30, Sun., 2:30, 6:30, Fri., 3:45, 6:40, 9:50, Mon-Thurs, 3:45, 6:40 Never Let Me Go (R) – Sat, 2, 5, 7:50, 10:30, Fri., 5, 7:50, 10:30, Sun., 2, 5, 7:50, Mon-Thurs, 5, 7:50 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Easy A (PG13) – Sat., 2:10, 4:580, 7:20, 9:50, Sun., 2:10, 4:50, 7:20, Fri, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50, Mon-Thur, 4:50, 7:20 The Town (R) – Sat, 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 10, Sun., 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, Fri., 4:20, 7:10, 10, Mon.-Thur, 4:20, 7:10 Life As We Know It (PG13) – Sat., 1:50, 4:10, 7:30, 10:10 Sun., 1:50, 4:10, 7:30, Fri, 4:10, 7:30, 10:10, Mon-Thur, 4:10, 7:30 Red (PG13) – Sat., 1:40, 4:30, 7:40, 10:20, Sun., 1:40, 4:30, 7:40, Fri., 4:30, 7:40, 10:20., Mon-Thur., 4:30, 7:40 Legend of the Guardians (PG) – Sat., 2, 4:40, 7, 9:40, Sun., 2, 4:40, 7, Fri, 4:40, 7, Mon-Thur, 4:40, 7
UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Wall Street (PG13) – Fri, 4, 6:50, 9:50, Sun., 1, 4, 6:50 Sat, 1, 4, 6:50, 9:50 Mon-Thurs, 4, 6:50 Social Network (PG13) – Fri, 4:15, 7, 10, Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7 Sat, 1:15, 4:15, 7, 10 Mon-Thurs, 4:15, 7 Red (PG13) – Fri, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15, Sun., 1:45, 4:45, 7:30 Sat, 1:45, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15 Mon-Thurs, 4:45, 7:30 Secretariat (PG) – Fri, 4:30, 7:15, 10:10, Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:15 Sat, 1:30, 4:30, 7:15, 10:10 Mon-Thurs, 4:30, 7:15 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (Call 631-298-Show for times) Life As We Know It (PG13), Legend of the Guardians (PG), Wall Street (PG13), The Town (R), Secretariat (PG), Jackass (R), Social Network (PG13), Red (PG13) BAYSTREET THEATER The African Queen, October 17 – 7 p.m. The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.
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& SIMPLE ART OF COOKING by Silvia Lehrer
I just stopped by Babinski’s, my local farmstand in Water Mill, and picked up about 6 pounds of sauce tomatoes at a real bargain price. I will sauce some now (which I have given recipes for in previous issues) for the week ahead and freeze at least 4 pounds with their skin on. The tomatoes are in pretty good shape with little or no soft or bruised spots. Did you know that you can freeze them whole then when ready to use for cooking just place them in the microwave for 20 seconds or more, depending on their size, and although still fairly firm from the freezer the skin will peel right off. Pretty simple huh? There will be a fair amount of defrosted liquid in the container which you can just pour off. Just a couple of large tomatoes, sweet pepper and red onion makes a deliciously sweet sauce for pasta and, if any leftovers, is just as good the next day when reheated. I promise that this quick salad of chunked fresh tomatoes, crumbled feta and basil will more than satisfy and the fresh herb and tomato soup will warm you on cool autumn evenings. For soup, salad and pasta the three savory recipes
below will probably use up most of your tomatoes in the few weeks of tomato season remaining. So don’t wait to get to your local farm stand and farmers market to enjoy the waning seasonal bounty. FARM TOMATOES, FETA CHEESE AND FRESH BASIL SALAD Team up tomatoes from the farmers market or your neighbor’s garden with feta cheese and fresh basil and voila – a quick, easy and tasty autumn salad. Serves 4 2 pounds farm fresh regular or heirloom tomatoes 1/2 pound Greek or Bulgarian feta cheese 1/2 teaspoon dried Greek oregano 2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper 3 to 4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1/3 cup julienne of fresh basil 1. Rinse and dry the tomatoes then cut them into coarse chunks. Transfer to a mixing bowl. Crumble the feta cheese over the tomatoes; add oregano, salt and pepper, lemon juice and olive oil. Toss to mix and top with basil. Taste to adjust seasoning and serve with crusty bread. SPAGHETTI WITH SWEET PEPPERS, RED ONION AND TOMATO Take advantage of the last of summer tomatoes and other good things from your farmers markets for this delectable pasta supper. Serves 4 to 5
1 large red onion, finely chopped 1 large clove garlic, finely chopped 1/8 teaspoon hot pepper flakes 2 yellow or red sweet peppers, trimmed, seeded and diced 2 to 3 large tomatoes, peeled and diced Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 1 pound spaghetti or spaghettini 3 to 4 tablespoons coarsely chopped flat-leaf Italian parsley 1. Heat the oil in a large 12-inch skillet and add the onion and garlic. Saute until onion is translucent, about 3 to 4 minutes. Add hot pepper flakes and the peppers and cook, stirring with the onions, for another 4 to 6 minutes until peppers are barely tender. Add the tomatoes, salt and pepper to taste and simmer for 2 to 3 minutes. Keep warm. 2. Meanwhile, bring a large pot of water to the boil. Add Salt to taste and the pasta. Cover pot to (continued on next page)
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Review: That Little Italian Place By Stacey Delmonica Joe Pagano knew just what I needed on a blustery fall evening â€“ lobster bisque! I was tempted by That Little Italian Placeâ€™s Pasta Faglio, described on their menu as â€œpasta and red beans in a light garlic and tomato brothâ€? â€“ but I went with Joeâ€™s suggestion, the hot saltiness of the lobster bisque. That Little Italian Place really took me back â€“ I felt like I was in a neighborhood place in Buffalo. Itâ€™s a casual dining experience and, apart from the flat screen televisions, what sets it apart from all those Buffalonian eateries is the view. An all-glass front wall offers a glorious view of boats on the water and Greenportâ€™s famous carousel in Mitchell Park. This must be a great place to knock back cold ones in season. I loved the big, serpentine bar. Old Blues Eyes was doing most of the singing â€“ via sattelite radio. Itâ€™s a cozy place with under 20 tables. And thereâ€™s sidewalk seating in season. But if you sit close to the bar you can overhear fishing stories. Pagano has been in the biz for decades, Joe Jr. took over making their famous pizzas at Paganoâ€™s in Southold â€“ so That Little Italian Place is Joe Srâ€™s â€œnew baby.â€? It opened in August, 2009. That Little Italian Placeâ€™s wine list is just a page long â€“ but it has what you need to accompany a meal here. Itâ€™s straight forward and includes Italian wines as well as local favorite, Waterâ€™s Crest Chardonnay. My dining partner started with a taste of Buffalo â€“ the Buffalo Style Fried Calamari. How fun is this? All the flavor without the messy skin and bones. Served with real bleu cheese dressing â€“ this was a lot
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Restaurant Review: Tutto il Giorno By Susan M. Galardi Food trends and hot chefs come and go. Like “purple is the new black,” seasonal diversions ultimately become just that – diversions. We remember the foam sauces and sun-dried tomato crazes as fondly as we recall the gold lame dickie that hung in our closets. But there’s a reason the dickie and the purple coat languish in the closet while the classic little black dress endures. Thank goodness for runway designers and inventive chefs with wild palates – we have both groups here on the East End. But ultimately, it’s wonderful to go to a restaurant where everything works, where classic combinations and a mature food sensibility take the reigns. That was our experience of Tutto il Giorno in Sag Harbor. Each element of each dish worked alone and they all worked together. And if you take a little from this plate and a little from that, it also worked. Which doesn’t mean the food is monochromatic which is not the case at all. Each dish is planned and executed with a refinement, yet the sensibility is consistent. The restaurant reminds me of the best little places in Venice that you happen into – with a casual atmosphere that belies what’s to come. Tutto is very Italian, with its outdoor garden dining area in eyeshot of the Sag Harbor Marina, and simple yet elegant “country” décor inside that includes white wainscoting, buff yellow walls, exposed whitewashed beams traversing the cathedral ceiling, and my favorite element, a long family style table right out of Big Night that probably seats 16. And now, the food. Antipasti are $11-19, pastas are $21-26, entrees $27-$39, and sides $10. The prices aren’t low and the
Pane Carasau, like the one served at Tutto portions aren’t “family style,” but the quality is lovely. And the restaurant has added a $30 prix fix three days a week, with wines at $9 a glass. We started with a side, Pane carasau, a large round of flat crunchy bread/cracker the size of a charger, generously drizzled with oil, rosemary and sea salt. Very nice to nibble on. The antipasti offerings are very interesting, ranging from tuna tartare to burrata to kobe beef carpaccio. We went easy with the Tritata salad – a masterful, flavorful combination of arugula, endive, asparagus, hearts of palm rounds, fresh lima beans, and black olives, which made the whole thing pop. Among three of us, we shared two pastas, and both get gold stars. The Rigatoni was made with crumbled hot sausage, fresh crunchy baby peas, in an absolutely delicious, well-balanced vodka sauce. Buffalo milk ricotta and apple ravioli in braised lamb ragu was so satisfying. The mildly sweet filling of the silky ravioli, set against the tender chunks of pleasantly chewy lamb in a red wine sauce was a winning combination. For Secondi Piatti, we tried two fish dishes. The
Branzino (wild sea bass) was poached in wine sauce with fresh tomatoes and served with fresh sautéed spinach. It’s just what you’d hope for with such a dish: fresh, high quality ingredients simply prepared. The Ippoglosso – what a nice name for halibut – was pan seared with a delicate mound of fresh pea shoots on top, and just enough sea salt granules. The sauce was a reduction of fallegro, a light white wine, plus a hint of honey, making for a lovely salty/sweet balance. The Ippoglosso was seared with just enough crunch, moist inside. For dessert, we tried bomboli – round fried dough that was a sophisticated version of zeppoli – no grease, not overwhelmed by sugar. It came with a small bowl of bittersweet chocolate that had a little spice to it. The mixed berry tart – a stretch for this time of year – was actually quite good in terms of the freshness of the blueberries, strawberries and blackberries. They sat on a layer of fine crèème anglaise, in a nice crust that was almost like a pizzelle. The wine list at Tutto is largely Italian and nicely chosen. The Fallegro, that nice light white with a bit of a sparkle, was a perfect accompaniment to the food. For reds, we went with recommendation for the Barbera d’alba, nice and with a spice, and the Dolcetto – the name says it all. Wines by the glass are $14/15. If money is no object, go anytime to Tutto for a very high end Italian meal. If there is an object, go Wednesday, Thursday or Sunday for the $30 prix fixe and 30% off wine. Tutto Il Giorna. Dinner Wednesday through Sunday; lunch Sat./Sun. 6 Bay St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7009.
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October in Pinkhampton By Stacy Dermont October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and there are many ways that people on the East End are showing their support. Area Panera sandwich shops kicked things off on October 1 with “Think Pink Day,” by dressing their employees in pink shirts and donating money raised through bagel sales to the cause. Panera Bread Pink Ribbon Bagels raised $9,000 that first day. Panera’s Sweet Ribbons of Hope is a monthlong campaign to raise dollars and hope for victims of breast cancer. With 100% of the purchase price of each Pink Ribbon Bagel being donated, 19 Panera locations, including Hampton Bays and Bridgehampton, sold over 7,500 bagels. Through October 31, 25 cents from each of these special bagels will go toward supporting four Long Island breast cancer help organizations. The walls of Southampton Hospital’s Ellen Hermanson Breast Center are hung with photos from the Real Men Wear Pink Campaign. These professional photos of local men wearing pink demonstrate that breast cancer can, and does, affect everyone. It’s a fun campaign, but in no way does it make light of a serious topic. Have you spotted the Pink Bus yet? It’s a joint effort of the American Cancer Society and the Hampton Jitney. Vector Media generously donated a bus wrap and has covered a Hampton Jitney coach in
For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg: 37 Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 40 Day by Day Calendar pg: 48 Contact organizations, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration. AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; SGH-Sag Harbor; SHSouthampton; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach BENEFITS PET PARADE – Oct. 30, 1 p.m. Little Lucy’s Annual Halloween Pet Parade Benefitting Suffolk County S.P.C.A. Sat. Oct. 30th at 1 p.m. Call or email for costume categories, 631-287-2352 or firstname.lastname@example.org THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14 LEGO MANIA – 3:30 p.m., ages 4 & up, Lego play. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BH. Reg. req’d. 631- 5370015, hamptonlibrary.org. Through Nov. 18. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15 MOMMY AND ME – 10 a.m. - 11:30 a.m., Springs Youth Center, Ed Hults Lane, Springs. Drop in program for EH parents and caregivers of children newborn through preschool. Theresa Lawrence, email@example.com. 631-324-4947. BAYVILLE SCREAM PARK TRIP – 7-10 p.m. Trip to Bayville Scream Park for grades 8 and up. Bayville Scream Park features five themed haunted houses with a fee of $14.75 per house. Transportation is $5 round trip. Shuttle bus provided from Southampton Town Hall at 4:30 p.m., Red Creek Park at 4:45 p.m. and the David Crohan Community Center at 5 p.m. Concession stand on premises, bring extra cash. Pre-registration required to guarantee a seat. SH
pink, promoting the Ellen Hermanson Breast Center on one side and the American Cancer Society (ACS) Making Strides Against Breast Cancer Walk on the other side. In addition, the Jitney is taking 56 East End passengers on the pink bus to the Making Strides Against Breast Cancer Walk at Jones Beach on October 17, free of charge. This event includes special recognition for all breast cancer survivors who are able to join in that day, plus give-a-ways, contests, food, drinks, music and fun. To secure a spot on the pink bus, contact The Hampton Jitney at 631-283-4600. To register for the walk, or if you can’t participate but would like to support the cause, log onto cancer.org/stridesonline. Throughout October, The Jitney will be raising money on site to support the ACS by offering passengers the opportunity to add $1, $5, or $10 to their fares on all trips, to be donated to the ACS. For more infomation about ACS or the walk, contact Diane Nicholson at 631-379-7778 or firstname.lastname@example.org; Carly Shephard at the Jitney at 283-4600 ext. 370; or email@example.com Earlier this year Jurgita Gendvilas of Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service partnered with the Cleaning for a Reason Foundation. Sag Harborbased Jurgita & Harold now provide free house cleaning for women undergoing treatment for can-
cer. Gendvilas says it is their way to “give back,” and says that she “looks forward to helping more people.” Jurgita can be reached at 631-553-5589, jurgitaandharold.com. Rose Dios’s mother, Betty Lou Siefert, passed along the art of sewing to her daughter. Siefert died of breast cancer. Dios now honors her mother’s memory by designing undergarments that will fit women while they are between having a mastectomy and reconstruction surgery, or for those who opt not to undergo reconstruction. Custom clothing is constructed on-site, and Stitch’s designs stress sun-protection. They are more than beautiful; Dios herself has battled skin cancer since her 20s. Monthly self-exams, annual medical exams and annual mammograms from age 40 are the minimum women should be doing to fight cancer. Men can also develop breast cancer so any man who finds a breast lump should get it checked immediately. Nutrition has been shown to help prevent cancer—raw fruits and vegetables for fiber and vitamins, and drinking more fresh water than other beverages. Daily exercise is a must to help the body flush out toxins and maintain a healthy weight. Laughter reduces stress and triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural painkillers, so read Dan’s Papers and take time to play with puppies, kittens and small children.
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DAY BY DAY For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg: 37 Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 40 Kid Calendar pg: 47 AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGHSag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SI-Shelter Island; WM-Water Mill; WHWesthampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WSWainscott BENEFITS WHB H. S. SCHOLARSHIP FUNDRAIDER– Thur., Oct. 14, 6 p.m.-9 p.m., Patio Restaurant, Main St, WHB, $45 donation per ticket includes gourmet buffet dinner, live music, drink specials. Raffle $5 each or 5 for $20. You don’t need to be at the event to win and you’re supporting a great cause! HARVEST TO HOLIDAY – Sat., Oct. 16, 2-5:30p.m., The Ark Project, 60 Millstone Rd., WM. Pampered Chef demos, decorating ideas, farm stand, gift boutique, food, raffles, auction. 631-779-2835, ctreeny.org, benefits Center for Therapeutic Riding of the East End. Free admission. 2010 LOBSTER BASH – Sat., Oct. 16, 6-10 p.m., Lobster Inn, SH. $100 per person includes local beer and wine, hors d’oeuvres, and The Lobster Inn’s famous “SPLAT” dinner to benefit clean water programs. R.S.V.P. by Tue., October 12, 631-653-4804. Benefits Peconic Baykeeper. WINE & BEER TASTING – Sat., Oct. 16, 7- 10 p.m. Southampton Publick House. Benefits St. Mary’s Episcopal Church. $35/$40 at the door. Localwineevents.com, 631- 728-0776. GROUP FOR THE EAST END GOLF OUTING – Tue., Oct. 19, 8 a.m. Sebonac Golf Club, eastendgolfbenefit.org.
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LETTERS ERUV SCHMERUV Dear Dan, For at least 30 years I have been a loyal reader, stopping on Main Street to pick up the “Bible,” which is what we call your paper. Our weekend activities revolve around what is going on in and around our community. On occasion I have disagreed with you, but never thought it necessary to write, however I now must express my opinion on the “Here Comes That Darn Eruv Again” article. Westhampton Beach is a great place to be at any time of year. The Eruv has created a divisive issue a topic of conversation at dinner tables and in shops on Main Street. Many of us were so happy at the end of last summer that this was no longer an issue, we have since learned that a new group has been formed headed by a prominent attorney, well connected, and also a benefactor of the Hampton Synagogue. If this group wants to create a ghetto, there is no reason to disrupt this community that does not want an Eruv. Go to Onsey or Long Beach where one is already in place. Another issue is the effect of the Eruv on property values. Either homes will not sell or will be sold at bargain basement prices. To my knowledge, you are a resident of Bridgehampton, so what happens here has no bearing on your property. Do not be smug. I placed a phone call to the Chabad in East Hampton to determine if they had an Eruv. The reply was, “We are waiting to see what happens in Westhampton.” Your support of the Eruv was uncalled for, and if the new group has approached you and asked for your support, I can only hope that an Eruv surrounds your precious village. Sheila G. Small
help. How did we manage to shoe-horn everyone in? Don’t ask, but it worked just fine! Every Sunday after the steak and corn in the garden, I went back to New York City with my husband in his car (and with that week’s housekeeper). Each Thursday, I came out on the Cannonball with a new housekeeper. (In between, I ran Evelyn Konrad Public Relations with two male secretaries – those were the days!) The girls’ nanny was a red-aired Swiss who knew how to get rid of housekeepers as only nannies can. I heard my twin sons arguing when they were five years old, “This week, it’s your turn to show her where the garbage goes.” “No, this week is your turn.” And so it goes, and like the weekly housekeepers, it went. You have written a totally delightful, multi-faceted book, as incisive as it is fun to read, and I thank you. I savored every word. It was well worth the two sleepless nights! All the very best. Evelyn Konrad Attorney at Law Southampton Nice memories. - DR LIKE A ROLLING STONE Dear Dan, Dear David, We received quite a bit of reaction to your Mick Jagger story. People loved the way it was written too. And thank you for mentioning the upcoming gigs. Four people saw the article and took two ferries to see Joe play at the Talkhouse in Amagansett. They hadn’t seen him play in 20 years and thought it was
worth it. Thanks again! PJ Delia Jagger was a real gentleman, coming here. – DR WINDMILLS FOREVER Dear Dan, I read your article on the windmills of the Hamptons. In retrospect no one can think these magnificent structures are eyesores. They exist all over Europe and are celebrated for their beauty as well as function. The new windmills are new to this country, but also exist in Europe and function exceedingly well in power and cost. Their awesome beauty is something to see. Coming across the plains of Spain they take your breath away (that’s wind too) when you come across a hillside of them. America grow up. We need this God-given power. It’s Green, and economical, and yes beautiful. Caroline Waloski The Sirens’ Song Gallery Greenport Blow, Gabriel, Blow. – DR
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A black tag on a pole? Run for the exits. – DR SDT THANK YOU Dear Stacy, While waiting for my dinner I happened to read your SDTs (Stupid Driving Tricks) article. All I can say is Thank You and finally! Do you think Dan will let you put these “black hole” driving reminders on the cover? Regards, Hallie Taketa SLEEPLESS IN SOUTHAMPTON Dear Dan, It’s your fault. Entirely! I bought your latest book at BookHampton before your talk, par politesse. After hearing your Barry Tarpin story (and I have bunches of my own!), I decided I would nibble at your book between writing my lively briefs and memoranda of law and reading the deadly dull ones by opposing attorneys. So, that evening, I opened the book and started to read chapter one. Who knew? Here I am, two sleepless nights later, with a big grin on my face and sweet memories of enjoying your stories and having them remind me of mine. There are plenty. After all, I came to the East End (for a summer weekends), starting in 1959, when Herb McCarthy got me a rental for a two-bedroom duplex opposite a pond on Old Town Road. That’s where my husband-to-be visited me (with my mother chaperoning – those were the days!). In 1960, we came to the Irving House Hotel for the mandatory Memorial Day weekend, as per our premarriage agreement beach weekends from Memorial Day through Labor Day and four children were my first two conditions. (The third one is private.) The elevator at the Irving House Hotel was briefly out, and my young husband used that as an excuse to get us out of the $24 per night reservation. Instead, we found Helen Hudson’s house at 21 Elm Street, rented a room there for $6 per night, and eventually rented the entire house for our brood of four children and three
POLICE BLOTTER Reporting It A man walked into the police department in East Hampton to let them know that a deer just ran out in front of his car and smashed into his vehicle. He said that he wasn’t injured and that the only thing that appeared to be hurt was the deer and his car. Police took the report and then advised the man to get his car fixed. Busted A woman in East Hampton was pulled over for having one of her rear brake lights out. According to the report, the woman was very cooperative, and pulled safely to the side of the road. Unfortunately, after her license was checked, it was revealed that she had lost her license after not paying three separate speeding tickets. She was arrested. Bad Mama A woman in Sag Harbor is being charged with DWI and child endangerment after she was caught driving while high on drugs and alcohol. She was held overnight in Southampton and will be due back in court on October 28. $1,500 of Copper $1,500 of copper piping was stolen from a work site in East Hampton last week. If the price of copper continues its upward trend, we’ll all be sitting on millions of dollars worth of piping in our homes 20 years from now. Who would have thought? Rods and Reels Eight fishing rods and reels were reported stolen from a fishing boat in East Hampton. The value of the rods and reels is estimated to be $540. According to East Hampton Town Law, the punishment for stealing another man’s fishing rod is death by a Bonac shotgun firing squad.
Nails A man in East Hampton reported to police that somebody he did not know placed nails in his driveway deliberately, in an attempt to puncture the tires of his vehicle. The man did not fall for the trick and reported it to police who are keeping a patrol check in the area. Needs a Chimney Sweeper A woman in East Hampton had to call the fire department after she attempted to start a fire in her fireplace, but smoke began billowing out of her chimney. She then went outside and saw red embers flaming out of the top of the chimney. The fire department arrived and put out the fire. They told the woman that she needed to call Dick Van Dyke to have it taken care of, but to also expect a fair amount of dancing on her rooftop while the chimney sweep did his job. Idiot of the Week A woman in Amagansett was driving her Prius, lost control of the Prius and then hit a curb, puncturing the tires of her car. The woman then got out of her car and onto the side of the road and saw a police officer in the distance. She flagged down the officer with her hands, and then explained to the officer that there was something wrong with her car, because the vehicle had suddenly jerked to the side of the road. The police officer then looked at the woman, and noticed she was a little unsteady on her feet and that her speech was slurred. She was given a field sobriety test, which she failed, and then was arrested for DWI. Her license check revealed that her privilege to operate a vehicle in New York was suspended in 2009 for failure to pay a drivers responsibility assessment. – David Lion Rattiner
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Celebrating 23 Years in Construction & Service of Gunite & Vinyl Swimming Pools
Servicing the Hamptons since 1990
WE DO IT ALL!! Cedar roof, Asphalt, Shake, Metal, Copper, Slate, Flat Roof, Gutter System, Carpentry Work & Vinyl
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101 Harbor Road Port Washington
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