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OPEN HOUSES : Sat. Oct. 9 th through Sun. Oct. 10 th AMAGANSETT 6DWǧ30 $FRUQ3ODFHǧ Gracious custom Villa privately situated on a Bell Estate cul-de sac. The ďŹ nest building materials are used throughout to create this unique 7,000 sq. ft. home including mahogany doors and windows, stone ďŹ&#x201A;oors and incredible cabinetry. Dir: Town Ln. to Old Stone Hwy. to Acorn Pl. Excl. F#55403 | Web#H0155403.

/LOL (OVLV  6XQǧ$030 0HHWLQJ+RXVH/Qǧ Come discover this traditional home built in 1914. All the original period details remain throughout this 5 BR, 5 BA home with 1 BR guest cottage and pool. Excl. F#250653 | Web#H45921.

$P\1DVK 6DWǧ$030 6XUI'Uǧ Unique beach cottage has guest house, pool and central air. 4 houses from the ocean. 3 BRs and 3 BAs. Very private indoors and out. Excl. F#71222 | Web#H47692.

%DUEDUD %OXPEHUJ  6DWǧ$030 %D\EHUU\ǧ Rarely does a substantial home of this caliber come on the market in the Amagansett dunes, and this one is priced to sell quickly. The house has been in the same family since 1976, so those of you who have been looking for the perfect house have not seen this one. Excl. F#73241 | Web#H26654.

.HQQHWK 0H\HU  6DWǧ$030 0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ Well-maintained post modern has 4 BRs, 3 full BAs with a powder room. 3 yr old CAC unit, brand new furnace, ďŹ&#x201A;ood proofed, and the home has been extremely well maintained. Ocean views from the living room and Master BR. Excl. F#63595 | Web#H45176.


BRIDGEHAMPTON 6DWǧ30 6XQǧ30 'XQH5Gǧ 35,0( 2&($1)5217 State of art on 2.8 acres with 300 ft. of oceanfront, 5 bedrooms, Views from main ďŹ&#x201A;oor. Gunite pool and pool house 3 car garage. Excl. F#243670 | Web#H19782.

/RUL%DUEDULDOEDUEDULD@HOOLPDQFRP 6DWǧ30 +DOVH\/Q7$,/*$7(ǧ &8572 3UHFRQVWUXFWLRQ is breaking ground. 6,500 sq. ft. 6+BR home plus lower level on 2.85 acres well located in Bridgehampton South near town and ocean. Fabulous multi-room pool house pavilion, set just right on the property by the pool area and sunken tennis court. LAND only price $4,195,000. F#71626 | Web#H51053

&\QWKLD %DUUHWW  6DWǧ30 .HOOLV:D\ǧ Builders own 6 BR, 7,000 sq. ft. waterfront home on 1.35 landscaped acres with pool and jacuzzi. Elegant with decks, 200 ft. frontage on Kellis Pond with dock, 3 fpls, elevator, sound system, lodge great room and prof bar. F#55997 | Web#H0155997.


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The one modern to own on Butter Lane. Single level with every amenity possible crafted by published designer. Double master bedrooms - 4 BRs, 4 BAs. Beautiful gunite pool/spa. Spacious living quarters with large screen televisions and satellite radio throughout. All set on rustic Butter Lane acre with big sky views. Dir: Main St. to Butter Ln. F#64586 | Web#H10170.

Contemporary with 3 BRs and 2.5 BAs, large living room area with ďŹ replace, dining area, and kitchen with sliders looking out to a beautiful deck, hot tub and pool. Large loft area can be used as a BR, ofďŹ ce or library area with half BA. Excl. F#249699 | Web#H42680.

Settlers Landing, great spacious contemp. with a large great room attached to house, it would make a perfect ofďŹ ce, artist studio. 3 BRs, 2 BAs, eat-in kitchen, dining area, living room with ďŹ replace. Great potential for renovation, room for pool. Excl. F#73467 | Web#H46091.





3 BR, 3 BA contemporary enjoys deeded mooring and beach rights on Three Mile Harbor. Features include soaring ceilings, new heated pool, expansive decking and balconies.Close to town. F#58393 | Web#H0158393.

Lovely Cottage set on a half acre situated in a private community of Clearwater Beach, East Hampton. Large windowed porch overlooking the back yard, fun retro kitchen, large ďŹ replace, hardwood ďŹ&#x201A;oors and roomy layout. Excl. F#71335 | Web#H49344.


EASTHAMPTON 6DWǧ$030 *HRUJLFD5Gǧ English country home ďŹ lled with amenities. Architectural details and feelings of the past by Hollenbeck & Smith. This is a nearly new home in a prime Georgica location Features chefs kitchen with top of the line detail and appliances - den with brick ďŹ replace, dramatic 2 story living room, with dark wood ďŹ&#x201A;oors. Master bedroom with beams and balcony and ďŹ replace. French doors open to a 46 ft. long arched shingle and mahogany porch, fabulous views of the park-like setting and beautiful pool. Privacy and elegance. Dir: Take Georgica Rd. to 209. Excl. F#56852 | Web#H0156852.


/DULVVD7UR\ 6XQǧ$030 E$FFDERQDF5Gǧ AIA award winning %DXKDXV Style modernist home built originally in 1971 designed by Henri Gueron has been lovingly restored keeping the original integrity intact. Light-ďŹ lled in a private setting down a long drive off the Rd. This 3 BR home has a main ďŹ&#x201A;oor master, a newly installed Valcucine Italian kit. with Miele appliances and a double height ceiling LR with a wall of glass doors. Central air, central vac and heated pool. Detached studio with special roof deck. Excl. F#69907 | Web#H31417.




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This 3 BR, 2 BA home has a master suite, open ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan and a renovated kitchen with breakfast bar. The spacious and bright living room features an inviting ďŹ replace and sliders out to the pool, hot tub and outdoor shower. Excl. F#73307 | Web#H24482.

This house has cedar shake exterior and is just a short distance away from community tennis. 6 BRs, 4.5 BAs, a gourmet kitchen offering all professional appliances, and 9 ft. ceilings throughout the 1st ďŹ&#x201A;oor. Fully landscaped with large, secluded pool. Dir: Hands creek to Ely Brook, left onto Old hollow. F#44674 | Web#H0144674.

-XVWLQ $JQHOOR  6DWǧ30 6WLUUXS&Wǧ This artist and collectorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sun-drenched home provides both comfortable living space as well as multiple possibilities for work or play. 4-6 BRs, sleep or home ofďŹ ce, new kitchen with high end appliances. Excl. F#73640 | Web#H28894.

/LQGD&DVLQRYHU 5LFKDUG .XGODN  6DWǧ30 6HPDSKRUH5Gǧ 4 BR, 3.5 BA contemporary with a 2-car garage, open ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan and amazing pool with 3,000 sq. ft. of decking. 1 acre in a private bay front community called Land Fall. The house comes with a huge basement and large ofďŹ ce off the master. Dir: Head North on Hands Creek, make a left on Alewives brook, right on Northwest, left on land fall, right on Semaphore. F#67563 | Web#H32718.

$P\1DVK 6DWǧ$030 6KHUZRRG/Qǧ Beautiful custom home built in 2005 with shingles and white trim located in the private beach community of Clearwater Beach. 3 BRs, 3 BAs, great room with ďŹ replace, kitchen with granite/countertops and stainless steel appliances. Excl. F#69855 | Web#H30512.

6XQǧ30 0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ This is a must see! Wonderful opportunity for a home based business or great starter in this beautiful home. Walk to all. Situated on large shy 1/2 acre lot! Large ďŹ nished barn. Exclusive. F#72592 | Web#H10129.


EASTQUOGUE 6XQǧ30 &RUEHWW'Uǧ As you enter the inviting courtyard, you will ďŹ nd an elegantly styled post modern. Excl. F#72173 | Web#H22722.

'DQLHO:KRROH\ 6DWǧ$030 &ODUD'Uǧ Fabulous 4 bedroom home in Southampton Pines on a private, manicured acre. Excl. F#73765 | Web#H46043.





Newly constructed 3200 sq. ft. with hardwood ďŹ&#x201A;oors throughout, eat-in kitchen with granite countertops. All stainless steel appliances included. 4 spacious BRs with three full BAs. 1st ďŹ&#x201A;oor en-suite BR and second ďŹ&#x201A;oor master BRs. Excl. F#69902 | Web#H31363.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Shinnecock Shoresâ&#x20AC;?. Contemporary style home with many upgrades. Excl. F#73196 | Web#H42451.

+DUD .DQJ  6DWǧ$030 &HGDU'Uǧ Great condition inside and out! Spacious saltbox with extended eat-in kitchen, 4 BRs, 2 BAs. Open living/ dining room with ďŹ replace. Beautiful landscaping and large brick patio surrounding heated pool. Excl. F#60294 | Web#H26270.





Fabulous waterviews! Opportunity to Sub-divide this 4 acre rolling terrain lot with 4 br. house, across the street from Halsey Marina in beautiful Three Mile Harbor, East Hampton. Directions. Mtk Hwy to North Main St. bear left at Three Mile Harbor Sign 1 mi. to Copeces. F#68334 | Web#H1442

Charming, sunny, turn-key cottage located in the Village. Formal walled garden, perennials and specimen trees. Walk to everything the Village has to offer. Move-in ready. Many custom details. Dir: Montauk Highway to the light at the cross section of Egypt Ln. Coming from the west make a left onto Accobonace Rd. Drive under the railroad bridge and look for 31 Accabonac Rd. on your left side. F#72447 | Web#H40036.





HAMPTONBAYS 6XQǧ30 (DVW/DQGLQJ5Gǧ Fronting 130 ft. on the open bay...surrounded by pond, preserves and bay-beach waters. Excl. F#43339 | Web#H44129.

(LOHHQ .DXIPDQ  6DWǧ30 'XFNZRRG/Qǧ :DWHUIURQW Tucked away in a natural setting this 4BR, 3.5 BA open ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan w/kitchen/dining living room with ďŹ replace wrap around deck all with views of the pond. Dir: Squiretown Rd it will turn into Red Creek Rd turn right on Duckwood Ln. Excl. F#73825 | Web#H43220.


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OPEN HOUSES : Sat. Oct. 9 th through Sun. Oct. 10 th HAMPTONBAYS 6XQǧ30 /DVW/Qǧ :DWHUIURQW Amazing opportunity to own this gem tucked away down a quiet Ln. with the most amazing open access to Shinnecock Bay. 3 BRs, 2.5 BAs, living room with ďŹ replace. Dir: Rampasture Rd. to Hampton Harbor Rd., left then right towards Bay, left at Last Ln. It is a private Rd. Excl. F#72156 | Web#H22300.


MONTAUK 6DW 6XQǧ$030 2OG0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ)URP00 Panoramic View offers 68 residences, ranging in size from 1,200 to 6,500 square feet, set on 10 oceanfront acres with 1,000 feet of beachfront, concierge service, porters, beach and pool attendants, on-site housekeeping. Excl. F#67395 | Web#H20840.


NOYAC 6XQǧ$030 )RXUWHHQ+LOOV&Wǧ Privately situated on over 3 acres, with beautiful panoramic waterviews across Great Peconic Bay to the North Fork and Connecticut. 5,000 sq. ft. new Victorian completed in 2000, has many features, including a large wrap-around porch. Excl. F#249594 | Web#H51783.


QUOGUE 6XQǧ30 2OG3RLQW5Gǧ Bulkheaded Waterfront with docking rights and outstanding waterviews. Excl. F#11368 | Web#H0111368.

*ZHQQ 5DPDJH  6XQǧ30 0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ Fabulous grand traditional estate boasts gated entrance, private location and magniďŹ cently landscaped grounds. Dir: East of Hwy 104, South side between the gates. Excl. F#60321 | Web#H060321.


SAGAPONACK 6DWǧ30 6DJJ5Gǧ The perfect country oasis. This 1700â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Farmhouse is conveniently located to shopping, Bridge, Sag Harbor and Wainscott villages and the ocean-side. 6 bedrooms, 5 baths, plus a brand new, pool and pool house and newly renovated barn that has 2 BRs and 2 BAs, skylights and large open area perfect for an artist or a studio with much natural light. Additional features include a large eat-in kitchen with French doors leading to the pergola-covered brick patio, open dining room with ďŹ replace, living room with ďŹ replace, plus a library-den with ďŹ replace, all surrounded by mature landscaping and gardens, just minutes to the sea. F#247174 | Web#H31044.

6DWǧ$030 6FRWOLQH'Uǧ (Montauk Hwy. to Wainscott Harbor Rd. right on Scotline) This custom built 3,700sf. traditional set on 1.4 acres is located just minutes from beaches. 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, a Large eat in kitchen, formal dining room, den, screened in mahogany sun porch, heated pool. 2 car garage, central air and vac. Floors done, newly painted, ready to go. Excl. F#71014 | Web#H44660.

/RUL%DUEDULDOEDUEDULD@HOOLPDQFRP 6DWǧ30 6DJJ5Gǧ On a private quiet street minutes to the Ocean and Sag Harbor village this custom construction is all on one level, sits on 1.5 acres with beautiful landscaping. Four BRs, tow and a half BAs, state of the art kitchen with Thermodor stove, sub zero. Dir: Sagg Rd. to 1246 - it is a ďŹ&#x201A;ag lot with other houses. Excl. F#47411 | Web#H0147411.

/RUL%DUEDULDOEDUEDULD@HOOLPDQFRP 6XQǧ30 5DQFK&Wǧ Dir: Rt 27 to Sagg Rd North past Wolffer, right on Merchants path, right onto Ranch Ct. Well located 4 BR home on 1.1 open acres with new Farrell Homes on Street has heated pool and water slide, basketball court, and lush, expansive lawn. Sag Harbor schools. Near ocean & towns.F#246071 | Web#H42639.


SAGHARBOR 6DW 6XQǧ30 1RUWK+DUERU'Uǧ Why spend $20 Million when you can own amazing waterfront for $2.5 Million? Dramatic, expandable, 4 bedroom house with full-sized pool. Oversized, serene backyard and neighborhood beach. Dir: Sag Harbor bridge to Fresh Pond Rd., right on Harbor Drive into Bay Haven Circle. F#250271

0RVHO.DW]WHU 6DW 6XQǧ30 6RXWK+DUERU'Uǧ :$7(5)5217 with incomparable views! Located just over the bridge from Sag Harbor Village in the Exclcommunity of Bay Haven, it is quiet and private. An open ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan, elegantly designed to accentuate the magniďŹ cent open water views, has 4 BRs and 3 BArooms. Upstairs deck takes advantage of the panoramic views. Take your kayak,canoe or small boat for a ride from your dock. Mooring rights, and community tennis. Excl. F#73861 | Web#H44456.

$OOLVRQ 'LDQD  )ULǧ30 'HQLVRQ5Gǧ Modern English traditional style Architectâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s home in Sag Harbor Village with heated pool, 3/4 bedrooms with a grand master suite and master bath with a shower for four! Dine outside on the dramatic screened-in-porch or relax by the living room ďŹ re. F#60661 | Web#H48549.

&\QWKLD %DUUHWW  6DW 6XQǧ30 (QJOLVK*DUGHQ/Qǧ Nestled on a private acre with a heated pool, hot tub, and ample deck space. This wonderful 2,800 sf renovated home has three bedrooms, 2.5 baths, den, eat-in kitchen, open ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan and walls of glass makes it the perfect getaway or year round home. Excl. F#249789 | Web#H19168.


SOUTHAMPTON 6DW 6XQǧ30 *LQ/Qǧ Rare offering on Gin Ln., one of the most prestigious streets in the Estate section of Southampton Village. Just across from the Ocean, on 1.2 acres sits this 1860â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s carriage house, incorporating all the modern conveniences but maintaining its vintage charm. Excl. F#31719 | Web#H48226.

6DWǧ30 $VKOH\'Uǧ Affordable Westhampton Pines Luxury Gated 55+ Community. The Desirable â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bridgehamptonâ&#x20AC;? model. Conveniently located minutes from the ocean and downtown Westhampton Beach. A Private Club House, indoor & outdoor staffed pools, tennis, billiards, Pine Barrens walking trail. Excl. F#70918 | Web#H43491.


$OH[ /XEVFKLN  6DW 6XQǧ30 0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ This historic Nordic house has unique features and perfectly incorporates carved wood and stone together. The 3.5 acre parcel on Shinnecock Hills affords privacy and bayviews. The estate also features separate guest quarters, and is nestled amonst 13 acres of a preserve, with an easement to a private, secluded beach. Dir: South side of Montauk Hwy between Peconic Rd and Hawthorne. F#69960 | Web#H32686.

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Romantic 2-story waterfront Cottage, privately situated on a .9 acre of grounds with mature trees and beautiful views. 3 BRs, 1 BA, living room with ďŹ replace, dining area, and an eat-in kitchen. The houses has been newly renovated and has plans to expand. Dir: North on N Magee st, straight onto W Neck Rd, right on Island Creek Rd. F#51148 | Web#H0151148.


WAINSCOTT 6XQǧ30 5LGJH5Gǧ Renovated 4 BR with pool and garage on a beautiful acre. Double living room with cathedral ceiling. Large kitchen and formal dining room. Patioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s surround the pool set into a sanctuary. F#71329 | Web#H32587. Dir: 114 to Wainscott Northwest Rd. to Ridge Rd.

/RUL%DUEDULDOEDUEDULD@HOOLPDQFRP 6XQǧ30 &O\GHQ5Gǧ Easy Wainscott 3/4 bedroom traditional complete Outdoor living under the covered porch, stone patios around heated pool with sophisticated outdoor lighting, new kitchen and baths, outdoor shower. Jungle gym and substantial yard. Near Jitney & ocean. F#73900 | Web#H46317.


WESTHAMPTON 6XQǧ30 &RXQWU\(VWDWHVǧ Light-ďŹ lled great room, spacious kitchen, generous dining area and den with granite ďŹ&#x201A;oors. The main house has a large master bedroom with bath plus 2 guest bedrooms and 2 baths. Attached is a newly constructed guest wing with a bedroom, full bath, living room with vaulted ceiling, and additional laundry closet, all with separate entrance. There is an attached garage, CAC, and central vac. The .94 acre property is landscaped and includes a bluestone patio and a pool. Minutes from the Village Center of Westhampton Beach and local beaches. Excl. F#57729 | Web#H0157729.


0DULNR3LFKDUGR 6XQǧ30 'XQH5G8QLWǧ Enjoy the views of the ocean from this fabulously redone 2 BR, 2 BA condo. Great one level ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan with open kitchen, living, dining all overlooking the ocean. 2 pools, 3 tennis courts, and basketball on complex along with bay beach and ocean beach. Excl. F#61319 | Web#H14456.

3HJJ\'DUOLQJ 6DW 6XQǧ30 'XQH5G8QLW(ǧ The Yardarm offers 2 pools and 3 tennis courts, and a beautiful sandy ocean beach. Excl. F#58733 | Web#H0158733.

'HERUDK)HOL[ 6XQǧ30 'XQH5G8QLWǧ This beautiful oceanfront condo in Westhampton Beach provides convenience for a relaxing getaway. Excl. F#14091 | Web#H0114091.

*HRUJHWWH0LFKRQ 6XQǧ30 'XQH5G8QLWǧ 2 BR, 2 BA condo in the Yardarm in Westhampton Beach. Excl. F#72459 | Web#H33708.

0LFKDHO 6DQWR  6DWǧ30 'XQH5G8QLW%ǧ Fully furnished top ďŹ&#x201A;oor unit with stunning ocean views located in one of Dune Roads nicest co-ops. Excl. F#69384 | Web#H50346.


WESTHAMPTONDUNES 6DWǧ30 'XQH5Gǧ Bayfront with ROW to Ocean...Dir: Over the Bridge to Dune Rd go West Towards Westhampton Dunes... Bay side look for Prudential Sign. Excl. F#69631 | Web#H47204.




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I’m Where? What They Call this Place Is What they Call this Place By Dan Rattiner The Hamptons is a hodgepodge of overlapping glaciers, landmasses, counties, proposed counties, forks, towns, villages and hamlets. As a result, people out here often refer to this place by a name that is not “the Hamptons.” Instead, they use names that are often so different from one another that sometimes you have no idea what anybody is talking about. Enter a room full of people talking about the Hamptons and in 15 minutes you can hear it referred to as “the Country,” “the East End,” “the South Fork,” “Peconic County,” “the summer place,” “Long Island,” “upstreet,” “the Point,” “the Island,” “the Hampty Hamps,” or even – and this is really backwards “the North Fork.” The really interesting thing about all this is that the term used sometimes tells you more about the person using it than the place it refers to. Here is a glossary of the names used and what that name tells you about the person who has uttered it. “We’re heading out to the Country.” Dan Rattiner’s second memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS TOO: Further Encounters with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, is now available in hardcover wherever books are sold. The first memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS, published by Random House, is now available in paperback.

This person is from the Upper East Side of Manhattan. When they had a house in Dutchess County they referred to it as “the Country.” Wherever it is that they have a house a two-hour drive from Manhattan is “the Country.” Could be anywhere, except for Philadelphia. “We’re going out to the East End.”

Sometimes the term used tells you more about the person using it than the place it refers to. Westsiders. Smart. Funny. Possibly connected with Columbia University or one of the uptown hospitals. Know history and geography well enough to be able to visualize the turning, twisty, fishtail look of the eastern end of Long Island. “We’re heading out to the South Fork.” This person is an environmentalist, a scientist, a preservationist and a history buff. He is also not necessarily from New York City. He could be from Riverhead or Stony Brook. And he knows perfectly well where the Hamptons are. But he prefers “South Fork” because his primary identity of the place is the place itself and not the people in it who are—as a matter of fact—just tram-

pling all over it. “I’m heading out to Peconic County.” This is a politician. Or someone very interested in politics. Years ago, the local people of the Hamptons tried to become a separate county by seceding from Suffolk County in which it resides. Western Suffolk was, and is, all suburbia. Eastern Suffolk is summer homes and farmland. The effort failed, so it was tried again and it failed a second time. Uttering the words “Peconic County” is an attempt to keep the concept alive. “I’m heading out to the Summer Place.” This is a share house person, under 30 with a piece of the action on alternate weekends. Could be anywhere. They live at the house, drink at the house, swim and party at the house and sneak off into the bushes at the house. They sleep in the day and so really, since it is dark when they are up, have no idea where they are.” “I’m going out to Long Island.” There are two possibilities. One is that this person is a master of the universe with yachts, homes in various parts of the world and a private jet which—when coming out to the Hamptons flies in what appears to be slow motion for about 20 minutes from LaGuardia over this beautiful green carpet that is, in fact, Long Island. Second possibility is that this is a person from Brooklyn or Queens. Although geographically (continued on page 18)

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The “Scoot” to Sag Harbor, photographed at the Sag Harbor Station


Railroad Finds a Solution in the Old Sag Harbor Scoot By Dan Rattiner The Long Island Railroad has been fiddling around in recent weeks trying to reconfigure their schedule to better match the needs of their customers. There have been some missteps. Early on in this, they announced that they would cease running the year-round, daily train that goes to Greenport. They’ve got a couple of other trains going out there in the summertime only, but by cancelling this one, they would leave Greenport and the other North Fork stops bereft of train service eight months a year. They backed off from this idea after a big howl went up, but soon thereafter announced that one of the four daily trains that go to the South Fork year-round would be cut in the fall. Here it is the fall. They cut it. But there are three others. The railroad has also been sued about these

cuts. Since the railroad is part of the Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA), and the MTA considers that when it comes to taxes, the South Fork and North Fork are equal to the rest of Long Island. That there are a gazillion trains every hour as far as the rest of Long Island is concerned and only four or five here doesn’t seem to matter to them, so a local group, spearheaded by the Hampton Luxury Liner Bus Company, filed a suit to stop this tax being imposed on those in the “New York Metropolitan Area” as completely unfair to the East End community. Concurrently, our local state and county officials, also outraged at this new tax, have proposed that the two forks start their own railroad service. The service would consist of little two-car commuter trains chugging from station to station out here. And that service would be separate from the dreaded MTA and immune

from their taxation. The latest news is that the Long Island Rail Road seems to have taken to the idea of the little two-car commuter train idea. And so now they have proposed that they run such a service for the two forks. Before I continue on I would like to note that the one train that finally did get cut is not cut all the way between Montauk and Penn Station. The LIRR seems to have drawn a line in the cinders about halfway out—at the station in Ronkonkoma. The train cut this fall does go out from Manhattan to Ronkonkoma. But it now stops there instead of continuing on. In theory, one could take the old scheduled train from Manhattan to Montauk, get off at the new end of the line at Ronkonkoma, then have a friend drive 50 miles from the Hamptons to pick you up there. So the train (continued on next page)

MAN BUYS A COMPANY AND IT KILLS HIM By Dan Rattiner Last Sunday, rumors went out that the man who had invented the Segway scooter 10 years ago had driven it off a cliff in California and died. An accident? A suicide? Disobeying the law about not texting while driving? The first reaction to this seemed to be it’s all very sad of course that this man died, but then, he died doing what he loved to do. People always say that they want to do that, either die doing what they love to do or die suddenly of a brain aneurysm so, just like that, all the lights go out. One knows what Hugh Hefner would like to die doing. It is sad for everybody else that he or she left, of course, especially family and friends, and especially if he was a nice guy, but other than that,

there are indeed all kinds of different ways that a person can die, and some of them do seem either preposterous or bizarre or sometimes, just plain funny. This one seemed that way. But then, it turned out, that the media got it all wrong. As the story unfolded it turned out that Dean Kamen, the inventor of the Segway in 2001, was still alive and well and living in California. It turns out that the man who died, Jimi Heselden, was just the multi-millionaire businessman who bought the company a year ago. He has a big estate about 100 miles north of London, so big that hikers and hunters come on it and he is happy to have them, and he was out Segwaying down a dirt path with the latest model, rounded a bend and didn’t make the turn. He and the Segway fell

80 feet down a cliff into the River Wharfe, and two hikers nearby saw this and ran over but the man was already dead, they reported. Investigations later revealed that, just to make sure there were no tongues wagging, he did die from having driven his Segway off his cliff. At this point, the media, having righted itself from its earlier spasm of getting the wrong man on the wrong continent, then came to the conclusion that James Heselden was close enough to being the inventor of the Segway to be able to allow reporters to proceed to phase two. You know what’s coming. It’s sort of in the mode of THE WILDEST POLICE CHASES or AMERICA’S GREATEST CAR CRASHES. The headline is KILLED BY THEIR OWN (continued on page 22)

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I’m Where?

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part of the landmass of Long Island, politically, these two boroughs are part of New York City and so are in no way part of Long Island at all. Therefore, when someone from Brooklyn or Queens goes over the border to Nassau County or anyplace east of that, it is all Long Island. The Hamptons is Long Island, too. “I’m headin’ upstreet.” The first English settlers to come to New York State came to the, er, East End. They crossed over from Connecticut in small sailboats, the leader of them settling in a manor house on what is now Gardiner’s Island. Those of the servant class who worked for him settled on the East End up in Springs and Northwest. When these folks went down by horseback to whatever Hamptons they were going to, they went

“upstreet.” This usually meant East Hampton. But the term could apply to any of the towns. “I’m going out to The Point.” Only a fisherman or a surfer would refer to the Hamptons in this way. The most distinguishing physical feature, as seen from a boat, would be the Montauk Point Lighthouse. Thus that is where they must go. The End. “I’m going out to the Island.” Manhattan-based adventurer. One week it’s Barbados, another the Canaries, another The Isle of Man. They fly out, not in corporate jets, but in bumpy small planes and when they get to the “Island” they hit the ground running. It could mean someplace other than the Hamptons, but if they’re in New York when they say this, it’s the Hamptons. Alternately, another person using

this term might be somebody with a summer place on Shelter Island. But honestly they will use this term only if they are in the company of someone else who summers on Shelter Island. “I’m heading out to the North Fork.” This is somebody who is an anti-Hamptons person. Someone who is not anti-Hampton would not use this phrase because they would not want others to know about the North Fork. The North Fork is the peaceful other fork of eastern Long Island. It’s the Hamptons as it was frozen in time in the 1950s, but without the ocean beaches. Don’t tell anybody. “I’m hittin’ the Hampty Hamps.” Believe it or not, you are in the company of P. Diddy himself or one of his colleagues. The Hampty Hamps, sometimes confused with the Hipty Hoops, is how the name of this place is known in P. Diddy’s world. “I’m headin’ home.” That would be me.



deep sixed is just the eastern half of the schedule. In any case, what the railroad is now proposing is that they offload passengers in Ronkonkoma and then board them on the other side of the platform onto little two-car trains called “Scoots” for the rest of the trip farther east. Ronkonkoma from this perspective, would become a sort of mirror of Jamaica, where you change trains on a platform before continuing on to Manhattan. It does make a certain amount of sense. If you’ve got 20 passengers that want to go east past Ronkonkoma, why haul out a 15-car long train with these few people on it all the way to Montauk? Pretty bad economics that. Unfortunately, the LIRR seems to be just making this proposal as a kind of gesture. They say it will cost several billion dollars which they do not have. They say it could be done by 2020. Don’t hold your breath. Meanwhile, there is a precedent for “Scoots.” And I am absolutely sure that the railroad is using that word “Scoot” because of it. In 1927, the Long Island Railroad began a “Scoot” train between Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor. At the time, Sag Harbor was hoping to see a revival of its fortunes as a manufacturing town and port. Sag Harbor had been a thriving whaling town from the late 18th century to the mid-1800s. But then the whaling industry came to an end. The whales had all been fished out. After that, the town’s fortunes had badly dropped off. But in 1870, the citizens, noticing that the LIRR had come through the area without a stop in Sag Harbor because Sag Harbor was out of the way, petitioned the powers that be in the railroad to build a spur out to Long Wharf. Long Wharf would prosper with such a spur. And so the railroad built it. At first it was a two-car train they dubbed The Toonerville Trolley. But in 1927, they built a one-car self-propelled vehicle for this tenminute journey that they called teh “Scoot.” The little “Scoot” went back and forth



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Failed Recall Can I Live Without My Windshield Washer Heater Motor? By Dan Rattiner I got a letter from Buzz Chew Chevrolet in Southampton last Wednesday. It seemed odd to me. I hadn’t been there to service the Tahoe for several months so I didn’t owe them any money. And the envelope had my address on the front written in longhand. When I opened the envelope, a check fell out. It was made out to me for $100. “This check is being sent to you,” a letter accompanying the check read, “because you have been part of a recent recall to fix a problem with your windshield washer heater motor. The result of the recall was the permanent removal of your windshield washer heater motor. We apologize for this inconvenience.” I gave this a lot of thought. Here I was, in a car that no longer had a windshield washer

heater motor. I didn’t know my Tahoe HAD a windshield washer heater motor. So what WAS a windshield washer heater motor? I briefly thought to call Buzz Chew. But then I thought—I ought to be able to figure this out. Apparently, there was a motor, probably an electric motor that heated up the windshield washer fluid that shpritzed onto the windshield when a bird shat on it. Everyone knows that hot water gets things cleaner faster than cold water. So this meant that with it removed, it might take twice as long to get the bird shit off. There would be more strain on the windshield wipers. There would be more strain on the windshield wiper motor—different from the windshield washer heater motor—more strain on my being able to see out my windshield, perhaps even more

strain on the windshield itself. Then I thought—do OTHER cars have heated windshield washer heater motors? Not that I know. This was a perk, apparently explained to me when I bought the car two years ago but which I promptly forgot. So this $100 was NOT to reimburse me for the various strains on the different parts of the car and my eyeballs, this was a $100 to reimburse me for a promised perk they could not successfully provide. My $53,000 car should have actually borne a $52,900 price sticker together with a note saying that this particular Tahoe did not have the usual windshield washer heater motor while others did. I then thought of my car, which I love like a (continued on next page)

MAN VERSUS POND GUNK IN WATER MILL By Dan Rattiner There was an all-day seminar at the 230 Elm Street catering hall in Southampton last Monday with the title “Peconic Estuaries: Call to Action.” The public was welcome. And the discussion was all about the red and brown tide that here and there are occasionally turning our beautiful ponds into algaeinfested goop. This problem has been going on for about 15 years. Scientists have studied it. And they can’t quite figure it out. But they think it has something to do with all the landscaping and farming chemicals that are being constantly thrown into the ponds by runoff after rainstorms. I didn’t go to this, and I didn’t assign any-

body from the paper to attend the seminar. And I don’t mean to be rude, but the reason is that we’ve been having these seminars and speeches for years and it’s always the same. We don’t really know what’s happening. On the other hand, it’s as plain as the nose on your face what is happening. But nobody seems interested in doing anything about it. It means giving up the gorgeous landscaping on your property. It means, if you’re a potato farmer, giving up on the stuff that kills all the potato bugs. Can’t have that. A good example of this problem is Mill Pond, the (sometimes) beautiful pond just north of the Village of Water Mill. I remember it from years ago. It was a pristine, sparkling

blue body of water of about 1,000 acres all surrounded by woods. There were one or two houses on the pond. They were nothing special. People mowed small patches of lawns of those properties so you could get to them from the road. Other than that, they accepted what they got from nature as the landscaping around their place. Occasionally, an owner would go out there and cut down trees every once in awhile on his property to keep the view open and also to make firewood for the fireplaces inside. Ducks and geese lived on the pond. In recent years, all that has changed. Now, wonderful summer homes sit waterfront (continued on page 26)

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child, now having endured the slings and arrows of other Tahoes as it drives along with its windshield washer heater motor removed, as one might have to bear the slings and arrows of friends mocking you for having a dentist pull a front tooth. Poor Tahoe. I briefly then thought of the unnecessary opulence of even HAVING a windshield washer heater motor in this day and age of hard times. What an extravagance. And then I recalled how, after you let the car warm up in the wintertime, how easy it was to get the ice off the windshield with the assistance of what I then thought were little heating wires in my windshield but now realize apparently consisted of having a windshield washer heater motor warming up the washer fluid about to be


shpritzed on the ice. I would now be joining the legions of other car owners fumbling to use windshield ice scrapers. The hoi polloi. The great unwashed. This would be a perk that I would miss. And so I then gave thought to the attempts at Chevrolet to solve the problem that eventually led to the removal of the windshield washer heater motor. It needed to be removed; it was my guess, because on rare occasions it might heat up in such a way as to cause the car to burst into flames. Hadn’t there been another windshield washer heater motor of a different design that they had used for other vehicles that DIDN’T get so hot? Hadn’t our engineers and astronauts been able to land on the moon?

Apparently, the problem could not be fixed. Or if it could, it would be at such great expense to swap the windshield washer heater motor out with another that did not have this defect that it might cause General Motors (GM) to go bankrupt. Better just remove it, a Vice President must have said. And send everyone $100. I wonder if the head of GM, who undoubtedly has a vehicle with a windshield washer heater motor, got his $100. As I said earlier, I have been very happy with my Tahoe. However, now, I drive along imagining the place under the hood where the windshield washer heater motor once stood, and I think—are there any birds flying around? I hope we don’t have a cold winter.

The right of way exists from the southwest to the northeast as you head north down the Turnpike. It’s hard to make out, but if you look for it you will see it. If you want, you can also go down it—it’s a dirt and grass track. In the late 1960s, a railroad buff in these parts named Ron Ziel proposed restoring the spur and turning it into a little steam train tourist railroad. He wanted to call it the Sag Harbor and Scuttlehole Railroad, and to that end put a big sign on the front lawn of his Main Street home in Bridgehampton for a while. Ron took me in a Jeep down the right of way, and it is just beautiful along the way. A short way down, it passes a series of magnifi-

cent ponds, which even today are only easily accessed from that right of way. But his efforts came to naught. Of course, today there is barely a trace of even the right of way out at Sag Harbor, though there are pictures of Long Wharf showing the tracks going out to the end of it. Pictures of the old “Scoot” show a railroad car little bigger than a trolley car. The proposed one—for the whole east end and the South Forks—would be much more substantial. But I still wouldn’t want to be in one if it was setting up for a head-on collision with a regular train. Anyway, that will be a problem for those in 2020.

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between Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor every day for the next 18 years. It consisted of one double-ended railroad car. We publish a photo of it here. At the Sag Harbor end, it split into several parallel tracks out to the end of Long Wharf. At Bridgehampton, it linked up just to the north of where the station is today. The “Scoot” was never a big success. And when World War II came along, it was abandoned and the rails torn out for the war effort. Today, the railroad bed still remains. It crosses the Sag Harbor Turnpike about 300 yards north of where the tracks on the main line cross that road, and where the gates come down when the train comes through today.


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The staff and supporters of 88.3 FM; Right, Dr. Wally Smith

Now What? Public Radio Station Saved, Wally Smith Explains it All By Dr. Wally Smith For a community to be strong and solid, it needs many things: a vibrant economic base, arts and cultural institutions, community-building endeavors that help overcome social barriers and connect people of different interests. It also needs media, education, arts and cultural organizations that provide access to information, news, analysis, commentary, artistic expression, lively discussion, and the free exchange of ideas. This is the vital role of public radio: to provide a forum that enables all members of the community to connect. Wally Smith is the General Manager of Peconic Public Broadcasting, 88.3 FM.

We believe there’s far more diversity in our community than outsiders might think. The East End is emerging as an “urban-rural” community that hosts its own multi-ethnic, multi-cultural, economically mixed community. This reality informs the direction of local public radio. For that reason, our goal is to make 88.3 FM an outlet that gives voice to the special issues, needs and interests of our listeners across the East End of Long Island and the southern coast of Connecticut. In 1993, the University was given permission by the FCC to relocate its frequency from 91.3 FM to 88.3 FM, increase the power to 25,000 watts, and became a member station of National Public Radio. Since that time, 88.3 FM has built

a portfolio of locally and nationally produced programming—now available on-air, on-line, and in HD—that represents a compelling mix of jazz, news, arts and informational programming. Now that we have successfully saved our station, with the help of the incredibly supportive East End community, we have become even clearer about what we need to do as a locally owned and operated public radio station. Listeners can expect 88.3 FM programming to become even more community centric. The basic format of the station will remain an eclectic mix of music, news and entertainment. There won’t be any major changes to the program schedule other than the inclusion of more local content in (continued on page 44)

PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR HAVE A MEETING By Dan Rattiner Now here is an experience that few people get to enjoy. It is a Monday evening and I am down at Sho Win Japanese Restaurant in Pantigo for a strategy meeting over beer with Dennis Lynch about our new film. Lynch is the filmmaker who has made the full-length documentary King of the Hamptons, which will be shown at the Hamptons International Film Festival this weekend. I partnered with him to make it. There are about 110 films in the festival. King (as we call it) made the cut and had been scheduled to be shown Monday October 11 at 7:30 p.m. at the UA Theatre in East Hampton. But when the gates opened for people to buy tickets for the movies in the festival, two films sold out right away. One of them was King. Because of that, at a strategy meeting earlier,

we had scrambled to figure out how to get ourselves in to see our own film. Now we were talking about the fact that a second showing, put in after the first sold out, had now also sold out. (It starts the festival. It is Thursday, October 7 at 2 p.m. in East Hampton.) So now what? I say this is an extraordinary experience for me because though Dennis created and directed the film in 2008 and since then has put in a gazillion hours editing it during 2009 and 2010, it has fallen to me, by default, to basically be the producer of it. Thus the partnership. I’ve gotten him the connections, I’ve arranged for him to film celebrities and have meetings with the rich and famous, and I have guided him—a complete stranger—through the whole summer scene out here in the Hamptons, he and his camera, taking him to film at secret ponds deep in a woods, aboard the largest yacht

in Sag Harbor and so forth and so on. “I’ll not interfere with your creative process,” I told him, “I’m proud to be part of this film. Think of yourself as Jerry Seinfeld. You’re Mr. Creative. And I’m the network heavy. I have veto power if you step over some invisible Hamptons line.” What the hell do I know about filmmaking? Nothing. What the hell did he know about the Hamptons? Nothing. “Okay,” he said. And thus a bargain was made. He’s made an amazing movie. “So I’m thinking why don’t we have some private showings over the weekend for theatre owners and distributors,” I said. “How do we do that?” “We get a venue. Then we stand by the festi(continued on page 40)

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INVENTIONS and indeed the reports of such occurrances, dug up by eager reporters Googling away on hundreds of websites, magazines, newspapers and television networks is pretty startling and, in some cases funny and some cases tragic, just like the death of this poor man, God rest his soul. One of those Killed by his Own Invention was a man named Franz Reichelt who’s actual death while demonstrating his invention back in 1912 was filmed and is now on Youtube. Reichert invented an article of clothing that looked something like a very billowy cape and hood. If you needed to jump out of a burning building you could do so and this clothing would billow out and float you safely to the ground. He decided to demonstrate it to an eager public by equipping a store mannequin with such a garment, taking it up to the first deck of the Eiffel Tower and then pushing it off so it would float to the ground. He was, apparently, a kind of short-tempered fellow and while they were getting the dummy ready he decided the hell with it, he’d do it himself. I’ve seen the video. He steadies himself on an iron cross brace 100 feet up, raises his arms like a bird making the arms of his garment billow out, looks straight at the camera with a sort of fierce smile for a brief moment, and then swan dives off into space. That lasted about a second. After that, he came straight down, hit the ground and died instantly. He was 32. Here are some others. Jack Daniels, the inventor of Jack Daniels,

made a lot of money, put it in a safe, got drunk, forgot the combination, kicked the safe, got an infected toe and died. This was in 1911 and it was before Penicillin. In 1944, an American named Thomas Midgley Jr. invented an elaborate series of pullies that could be mounted over a bed to be operated by a disabled person to get himself out of bed. He was quite the inventor. This was his 100th patent. But this one killed him. Trying it out for the first time, he got entangled in it and it strangled him. The Fourth Earl of Morton, James Douglas, introduced “the maiden,” the guillotine, to Scotland. Oh, this is so sad. I think you know what’s coming. Let’s just say that that was the year James Douglas was implicated in the murder of Mary Queen of Scots’ second husband and they caught him at it. Here’s another you can figure out. Otto Lilienthal invented the glider. It worked fine. But one day, gliding his latest model off a tall hill in Berlin, he lost his grip and fell 50 feet to the ground and died. William Bullock invented the web rotary printing press. Where earlier presses could print up to 1,100 impressions an hour, this rotary, when speeded up to its top speed, could make up to 10,000 impressions an hour. This was a great improvement, but early on they did tend to break down. Bullock was trying to fix one in 1867, and had just pushed a belt onto a pulley with his foot when, uh, it started up. In the Soviet Union in 1921, hopes were high. Lenin had led the revolution that dethroned the

Czar just four years before. Communism was the wave of the future. That year an inventor named Valerian Abakovsky developed something he called an “aerowagon.” This was a regular railroad train with a locomotive at the front and, above the roof, a large airplane engine and propeller to make it go even faster. Abakovsky boarded it with a bunch of Communist officials to take them on a trip from Moscow to Tula. It worked fine. But coming back, it did not. It derailed coming around a turn, caught fire and killed everybody on board. Here’s a bad one. In ancient China, Prime Minister Li Si was a chief assistant to the First Emperor of China Qin Shi Huang. He was also an excellent calligrapher and so, probably to the amazement of the Emperor and others, wrote down many of the state policies. One he wrote was something he thought up himself. It involved a way to painfully kill a person sentenced to death. It was called The Five Pains and told of the various extremities that would be cut off one by one and in a certain order to ultimately lead to the desired result. Unfortunately, he was charged with betraying the new emperor, Qin Er Shi. Bad idea. I do think it should be noted here what a fine fellow Segway owner James Heselden really was. He made his money by inventing galvanizedsteel mesh baskets that could be used as barriers against explosions and floods. Although originally a bluecollar worker who worked in the coal (continued on page 32)

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The new and improved Hampton Ambassador is the preferred class of travel to and from the Hamptons. With 2+1 seating these coaches allow for private single row seating with up to 20 inches of legroom. Enjoy numerous highend amenities and other indulgences. Reserved seating is now available. For more information visit The “Bonacker”: Non-stop service to East Hampton, available Eastbound on Wed. through Sat. & Westbound on Sun. The “Matinéer”: This trip will drop off on the Eastside & Westside (W). Eastside: 3rd Ave. & 39, 42, & 51. Westside: 57th St. between 5th & 6th Ave., Central Park South between 7th & 8th Ave., 7th Ave. & 50, 41, 33, 23, 14 & Bleeker St.; Convenient access to shops and theaters, as well as Port Authority and Penn station. The “Q”: Non-stop service to Midtown Manhattan on Tuesday. Montauk Line: Nonstop from Southampton. Westhampton Line: Non-stop from Manorville. Airport Connections are not available on these trips on Tuesday.

LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Lower Manhattan continues.

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Airport Connections: HJ airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on the other side. SHELTER ISLAND CONNECTION: Available Eastbound only, 7 days a week. Look to identify the trips that the for the connection is available. This service provides a later arrival for a Shelter Island connection than available on the North Fork Line. • 631.749.1200

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HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes.

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An Interview with HIFF Director DP: What advise would you give to a filmmaker who continues to be rejected? DN: If you stop trying you’ll never do it. DP: What are your favorite movie titles? DN: Out Of The Past, The Man Who Wasn’t There, Blow-Up and McCabe & Mrs. Miller. DP: Will video on demand hurt the film industry and festivals? DN: I’m not sure. It’s very experimental right now. What’s on our side is the moviegoing experience.

DP: With films like Avatar and Toy Story dominating the box office, do you believe small Indie-films will find it harder to attract mass audiences? DN: Yes, because studios are less willing to take risks. However, movies like Slumdog Millionaire find mass audiences, so you never know. DP: What’s the one “can’t miss” HIFF event this year? DN: If you enjoyed Toy Story 3, you have to attend the Animation Master Class with the filmmakers of Toy Story 3 on Sunday at 11 a.m. in East Hampton.

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By David K. Harris With the Hamptons International Film Festival happening this week, Dan’s Papers caught up with David Nugent, the festival’s Director of Programming. DP: How did you start working at film festivals? DN: I studied film at Boston University. Then in 2002 I got a job handling the print traffic for the Nantucket Film Festival. I worked my way up and then started working here in 2007.


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Wind & Snow and Ice cause tree limb breakage & property damage. DP: How many submissions do you receive? DN: About 2,000. DP: How many films do you watch per day? DN: An average of two, but some days it’s as many as four. DP: How do you determine the films selected? DN: Our goal is to be balanced. We look for an array of quality documentaries, short films and narratives across various genres. Ultimately, we ask ourselves, “Will audiences enjoy this film?” DP: What’s the coolest moment you’ve experienced at a film festival? DN: Last month, during our Summer Docs series, we showed Billy Joel’s documentary Last Play at Shea at Guild Hall. I walked back stage and heard a piano being played in the Green Room. I peeked in and there was Billy Joel playing away. I stood in the hallway quietly and listened. DP: What’s the hardest thing about your job? DN: Rejecting 90% of the submissions. I know how hard film makers work.

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along the shore of the pond. The lots sold for millions. And so the residents, so proud of these very valuable lots, carefully groom them with the best landscaping money can buy, leading right down the front lawn and into the water. The whole situation came into the news eight years ago. One day they woke up to find that the pond was bright red and all thick with some sort of gooey seaweed with the consistency of noodle salad. Nobody could go in there, that was for sure. Actually, it was not for sure. The authorities said it might look really bad but it was completely harmless, just a natural blooming of algae very happy to be where there was a

lot of nitrogen and phosphates. Looks bad. It’ll go away on its own in a month or two. Of course the residents around the pond did not want to wait for it to go away on its own. They formed an organization determined to deal with this problem in their pond. They did not call it the Mill Pond Committee. They called it Friends of Princess Noadonah Pond because although its been listed on all maps for the past 300 years as Mill Pond, there was a time, apparently, when an Indian princess, tired from walking alongside the pond, sat on a rock and took her moccasins off to wiggle her toes and rest up awhile. Naming the pond after her had a nice ring to it.


Anyway, the residents were visited one day by the salesman from a company called Solarbee that sold giant six-foot tall 10-foot diameter solar-powered paddling devices that would, when the sun shone, stir the waters of the pond thus annoying the algae enough as to make it go away. They had done this elsewhere. They had before and after pictures. They said the real problem was that there was no oxygen at the surface of the water. All the oxygen was down at the bottom. They would churn it up. There was a cost to this, of course. It would not be cheap. It would cost $20,000. But the residents ponied up to have one. Or, well, three. This got to be in the news because in order to put something this size into the pond on a semi-permanent basis (May to October), you’d need a permit from the Town Trustees. They applied. They got one. The company brought in their paddle stirrers and set them up. And the residents spent the next summer looking out at the three noisy paddle stirrers and noting that nothing was any different, except that besides the red tide algae which still hadn’t gone anywhere there were now paddle stirrers blocking the nice view. The Committee did this for the next two years to no further effect except to put more money in this company’s coffers. The company said one year was not enough. They said the paddles had to move faster. They said they needed bigger paddles. It was all in vain. This past summer, with the red tide back once again, the committee has come to a different conclusion. They are saying they want to shoot the fish in the pond. They will need a permit for that for next spring, so they are applying this fall. Their logic is that the richness of all the goop in the pond has been a real windfall for this very hardy and very aggressive but non-indigenous fish called a carp. Some of them, in fact a whole lot of them, have been sneaking up from the Mill Pond Estuary which is just to the south of the pond, which lets out (and in high tide lets in) the water from Mecox Bay and ultimately the Atlantic Ocean. Not only have they been sneaking up, but because they are hardier and nastier than anybody else, they are driving all the regular fish, who can’t stand the red tide either, away. (The carp have teeth. The others don’t.) So it is the carp’s fault. The carp eat wildly in Mill Pond. They poop in Mill Pond. And so the so-called natural circle of life goes around and round. Shoot the carp. Meantime, another voice has spoken up about the pond. A photographer, going out in the rain, has taken pictures from an overflow coming down concrete sluiceways from a nearby potato farm has sent lots of pesticides (new pesticides much less harmful than those we used to use), down the sidewalks and culverts and into Mill Pond to make the soup in there even worse. And so, as Kurt Vonnegut used to say, so it goes.

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The Story of Facebook—In Your Face By David Lion Rattiner Everybody is on it. According to statistics, if it were a country, Facebook would be the third largest in the world, and it is growing. The website is now so powerful that it has spawned a movie, has made billions of dollars, Zuckerman and even offers a new way of bullying called cyber bullying that is so powerful it is being blamed for teen suicide. It would seem that Facebook is here to stay. The Social Network is the new movie about Facebook. Last weekend, it was the box office smash with the number one spot. People wanted to see the story behind one of the largest websites in the world, and that is what they got. Or at least, they got a few different versions of it. Nobody really knows the truth as to how Facebook actually got started but one version, which is presented in this movie, is that there was a scandal where Mark Zuckerberg, the founder and CEO of Facebook, stole the idea from somebody else while in his dorm room at Harvard. Those two other Harvard students are Hamptonites Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, twins from Quogue. The twins claim that they came up with the idea of connecting colleges online, which was

exactly what Facebook did soon thereafter. But they say that they hired Zuckerberg (who is presented as a villain in the movie) to create the website for them. And then, they say, Zuckerberg went off on his own and created the website for himself, thus creating Facebook and eventually launching him into the upper echelons of American business. The movie also presents different versions. When the accusations were made and a serious investigation took place, not one of them, neither Zuckerberg nor the Winklevoss twins, were able to tell matching stories. So no one knows. A few weeks ago, before the movie came out, Zuckerberg donated $100 million to public schools in New Jersey and told Oprah about it, many say, to save face on the movie, which portrays him as a very unpleasant fellow. The Winklevoss twins, who say the website was their idea, are Olympic rowers in real life and appear almost too perfect. Both of them are movie star handsome, both of them compete at the highest level of a sport that is considered to be one of the most physically brutal, both are Harvard grads and both have millions of dollars thanks to a settlement with Zuckerberg. But how happy can they be, really, when they see Zuckerberg parading around on television and in business journals, when they feel (assuming they are telling the truth), that they should be up there running the show and having another three zeros at the end of their bank account balances?

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Well, the The Social Network will no doubt ease that pain, as the movie’s writer, Andrew Sorkin, makes it pretty clear by how he portrays these three he believes to be true. The actor playing Zuckerberg says, “If you two were the inventors of Facebook, then you’d have invented Facebook.” There is some truth to that too. Facebook has grown from a site that simply connected students in college to one that is available for everyone everywhere (including kids). It has become so intimate with people’s lives that users are able to create sort of a fake life online. The writer of the movie explained this phenomen beautifully in an interview with John Stewart on “The Daily Show.” “I think that socializing on the Internet is to socializing what reality TV is to reality,” he said. (continued on page 55)

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Perhaps Haselden thought he could figure out a new way to use this device. Now we will never know. Did I tell you about this guy in ancient Greece? His name was Perillos and he invented still another twisted way of putting people to death. He built a hollow lifesize brass statue of a bull, and he took it to the tyrant Pharalis, who ruled Sicily. You put the condemned inside lock the door, then light a fire under the bull to make it yellow hot. Here, I’ll show you, he told the Tyrant. And he got in. The tyrant, being a tyrant, locked him in and roasted him, then threw his still-living body down a hill to his death.


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will be published by Simon & Schuster. * * * Rumor has it that South Fork resident Katie Couric might return to “The Today Show” when her contract with “CBS Evening News” expires in May. Meredith Vieira, who was Couric’s replacement on “Today,” may leave the morning talk show to spend more time with her family. * * * Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, twin brothers and Olympic rowers who grew up parttime in Quogue, are main characters in The Social Network, the recently released hit movie about the founding of Facebook. The Winklevoss brothers sued Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg in 2004 for stealing their website idea. * * * Forbes magazine released its list of America’s Most Expensive Zip Codes last week. Ranking in the top 100 were Water Mill (#17), Bridgehampton (#19), Amagansett (#48), Wainscott (#51) and Westhampton Beach (#70). * * * Our condolences go out to the friends and family of Greg Giraldo. The popular comedian, who spent many summers on the East End before buying a home in Hampton Bays four years ago, passed away unexpectedly last week. * * * Sag Harbor’s Christie Brinkley received the 2nd Annual “Positively Beautiful” Award from HBA Global Expo for her work with Smile Train, a non-profit organization that offers free surgery for millions of children in developing countries and free cleft-related training for doctors and medical professionals. * * * King of the Hamptons, a documentary featuring our own Dan Rattiner and filmed by entrepreneur Dennis Lynch, will premiere during the Hamptons International Film Festival. Celebrity cameos include Billy Joel, Christie Brinkley, Alec Baldwin, Ed Burns, Chevy Chase, Mercedes Ruehl, Kim Cattrall and dozens of others. The screenings take place at the UA Theater East Hampton on THursday, October 7 at 2 p.m., and on Monday, Oct. 11, at 8:30 p.m. * * * “Lady Gaga Performing: Photographs by Bonnie Englebardt Lautenberg” opens at Vered Gallery East Hampton on Friday, Oct. 8, with a reception from 5-7 p.m. * * * Ina Garten filmed a segment for her popular television show “Barefoot Contessa” last Wednesday at the Bridgehampton Citarella. * * * East Hampton’s Jon Bon Jovi’s band, Bon Jovi, has been nominated for inclusion in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as were the Beastie Boys who include Sag Harbor’s Mike Diamond. Oh yeah! * * * Sag Harbor’s Gahan Wilson is ecstatic about the release of the new 3-volume set of books Gahan Wilson: 50 Years of Playboy Cartoons. He says the printing quality is better than his cartoon characters have ever enjoyed before.

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By Susan M. Galardi The HIFF is filled with actors, directors, producers and brilliant members of the internatinoal film community who come to our fair towns for a few days every year. But right here in the Hamptons, we have our own glitterati, our neighbors who are a part of our community in many ways. Here are just a few of our favorites from a long list of Hamptons film royalty. Alec Baldwin, Actor In addition to being an incredibly versatile and talented actor who’s equally at ease in roles from the most intense dramas (his recent star turn in Equus at Guild Hall) to the most absurd comedy (that would be “30 Rock”), Alec Baldwin has probably done more to support the arts, cul-

ture and community on the East End than any other celebrity. Baldwin has raised thousands of dollars for the annual Artists and Writers Softball game in East Hampton where he has served as an umpire and cut a mean figure at the plate. He has been a supporter of EcoFarm, a community organic farm divvied up into plots tended by residents. In 2007, Baldwin founded East Hampton Conservators, a political action committee with a mission to control development and environmental protection of the town. He also serves on the board of directors of the East Hampton Day Care Learning Center. Related to his chosen profession, Baldwin is on the Board of Trustees of Guild Hall, and the Board of the Hamptons International Film Festival (HIFF). On October 7 at 4 p.m. he will interview filmmaker Julian Schnabel at Guild Hall as part of the HIFF Conversations With… series. For last season’s HIFF “SummerDocs” series at Guild Hall, Baldwin led Q&As, most notably with music legend Billy Joel after a screening of The Last Play at Shea. Baldwin has performed at the Bay Street Theatre (in productions including Ira Lewis’s Gross Points) and taught acting classes at the Ross School. Baldwin’s Broadway performance as Stanley Kowalski in a revival of A Streetcar Named Desire earned him a Tony nomination for Best Actor. He appeared frequently on and Off Broadway, in productions including Macbeth, Twentieth Century and Entertaining Mr. Sloane. Baldwin started his career in TV, but is well rec-


ognized for his roles in film including Working Girl, Hunt for Red October, Prelude to a Kiss, Glengarry Glen Ross, Malice, The Departed and The Cooler. He has won Golden Globe, Emmy and SAG awards. Born in Massapequa 52 years ago, Baldwin has been a resident of Amagansett for more than a decade. We’re honored to have him. Mercedes Ruehl, Actor Springs resident Mercedes Ruehl is noshrinking violet in the Hamptons. She’s out and about, often seen with her children at fairs, Santa parades and festivals. But luckily for us Hamptonites, she is also seen onstage. The Tony, Golden Globe and Oscarwinning actress with the low, rough voice that rumbles your bones has appeared in many productions on the East Married to the Mob End, most recently in the summer of 2009, in the role of Paige in Moira Buffini’s Dinner at the Bay Street Theatre. I saw and loved the play, and in my review I wrote, “Mercedes Ruehl, dressed in a white crimped Grecian gown that seems to flow out of the formal table linen…tears it up as Paige, ruling the stage whether or not she has lines … (continued on next page)


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Her repeated phrase, ‘We received a Tony as Best need drinks,’ … is an acting Actress for her role in the lesson on how inflection and play, and a Tony nomination intention trump dialogue.’” for the controversial role in Ruehl had audiences The Goat, or Who is Sylvia? squirming with this role, but By Edward Albee. Last year, the laugh-till-you-cry perGuild Hall celebrated its 22nd formance was her ballsy porAnnual Academy of the Arts trayal in Married to the Mob, Lifetime Achievement Awards with that ever famous line Gala at the Rainbow Room in “What a f%*^ing dump!” Manhattan. Four people were Film buffs quickly remember chosen. Mercedes Ruehl was Ed Burns in One Missed Call Reuhl in Big, The Fisher King one. (which led to her 1991 Oscar for Best Supporting Actress), and the film and stage verEd Burns, Actor/Director sions of Neil Simon’s play Lost in Yonkers. She Actor, director, writer and producer Ed Burns,




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who has a home in Springs, has never gotten far from his Long Island roots. Born in Woodside, Queens in 1968, Burns financed, produced, directed and starred in his first film The Brothers McMullen when he was 27, while he was a gofer for “Entertainment Tonight.” The film was shot primarily in his hometown of Valley Stream. The next year, 1996, Burns— who’s married to Christy Turlington and has two children—wrote, directed and starred in She’s the One with Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz. Sidewalks of New York (2001) followed. Of course Burns has also worked solely as an actor in films including Saving Private Ryan (1998). Burns is active in East End life, too. In 2007, he and Turlington supported the Hampton Social@Ross concert by Tom Petty at the Ross School; he and his wife were recently honored by Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation’s Art For Life East Hampton. In 2008, Burns took to the stage with the band The Blue Jackets to raise money for charities at the Rock the Farm benefit. Burns, who played lead guitar, said, “I’m from Long Island… I am always happy to participate in something that lets us play and supports a charitable cause.” Chevy Chase, Actor/Writer Most boomers know Chase as an early and wildly popular cast member in the very first season of “Saturday Night Live,” where he premiered the Weekend Update segments opening with the line “I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not,” and followed in the lines of Steve Martin with slapstick physical comedy. Others know him from the big Chase in Vacation screen, as Clark Griswold in National Lampoon’s Vacation (1-4) and for his side-splitting roles in film comedies Caddyshack, Fletch, and ¡¡Three Amigos!. Now, Case is on the off-beat NBC sit-com “Community.” Born to a prominent book editor /features writer father and pianist/librettist mother, Chase is a 14th generation New Yorker. The father of three daughters, Chase lives with his wife, Jayni in Bedford, New York, and comes out swinging in the Hamptons. East Hampton’s Chevy Chase is a regular at the Artist and Writers soft ball game and has taken a swing at several other benefits on the East End, over the years. Two years ago, he was the emcee for the 1st annual “A Night in the Hamptons” to benefit the Andre Agassi Charitable Foundation, at the Ross School in East Hampton. In 2007, he was among the glitterati at a fundraiser in support of Hillary CLinton’s presidential campaign.


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Steven Soderbergh’s Spalding Gray By Dan Rattiner days like this. I’m leaving this Rockwell. He summered at his grandmother’s One of the most astonishing territory, you know we’re renting mansion in Newport. And everybody pointed figures on the literary scene durour house out, we’re going to him at a career in finance and the law. ing the last generation was Greece for eight days in July, then He’s have none of it. “I may look like an Spalding Gray, the inventor of a we’re coming back and we will be American ambassador’s aide, or a lawyer, but I form of literature called the epic up in Putnam Valley for the rest feel like Woody Allen,” he once said. monologue. of the summer where Kathy is He certainly was a disappointment to his Gray would appear in front of taking on a fresh air kid to hang family. He went to Emerson College near an audience seated at a table out with Forrest.” Boston and got a Bachelor of Arts in Poetry. He with just some notes, a micro* * * then taught poetry at the Esalen Institute in phone and a glass of water and Spalding Gray was born and the Big Sur. He got parts in movies, in theatre begin to talk. He’d talk for an raised a WASP on Rhode Island. and soon thereafter performed an extraordihour and a half, about himself, His father was a partner in a nary monologue called Swimming to Cambodia, about his parents, his girlwhite shoe law firm. He had two based on his experiences in Cambodia, where (continued on page 46) friends, his life in the theatre, younger brothers, Channing and Swimming to Cambodia his latest projects or whatever. Then everybody would go home, but not after giving him several standing ovations for his work. Some said their lives were transformed by his monologues. Others said they would never forget the things that he said. I was one WATER MILL 6 LOTS FROM $2,500,000 45 YEARS EXPERIENCE of those people. I first listened to him on the lawn at the Parrish Art Museum in BLOOMFIELD MODEL 5,000 S.F. OVER 2,000 HOMES BUILT Southampton under a big white tent. He performed Monster in a Box, mostly about a giant book in manuscript form that was supposedly in the big box he had with him there on the table. He had been unable to finish it. He was going to finish it. He talked and talked. I have never heard anything like it. The experience was that you were having a drink with perhaps the funniest person you’ve ever met. Once, I tape recorded a conversation I had with him. We were at Indian Wells Beach in Amagansett, and he was explaining to me how he had gotten roped into talking to me (as a newspaper reporter) about a charity called STAR he knew very little about but nevertheless had lent his name to. It will give you a ALSO AVAILABLE ON YOUR LAND - FROM $500,000 sense of the rhythms he used in speech and the Call Jack Campo @ or visit our website at: playful nature of his conversation. “Well, there’s two events with STAR. I think 1267562 that Priscilla Star is doing one. I don’t know where she’s going to do it. Is it finally at the Star Ranch? But also, Billy Joel is doing an event. What’s happened, there’s a lot of disintegration and disharmony of egos in the STAR board because there’s a lot of strong-headed celebrities that have opinions about what should be done when and I think that the powers that be at STAR felt that Priscilla was wrong in trying to have a benefit that would be confusing and somehow be kind of unproductive to the Billy Joel event. And why is her name Star anyway? So STAR is doing something with Billy Joel in July and Priscilla is doing something with jazz musicians in August, and I won’t be here for either of them. I’ve been cast as one of the leads on Broadway in The Best Man. I will be going in for rehearsals beginning in May. I suppose my character is modeled on Adlai Stevenson and the other is more of a tricky dick person, you know, a Machiavellian Stick with who you know. Bangtson - the name generations of customers politician and we’re both running for President. have counted on for reliable service and honest prices. We’re also both in the same party but you’re not Learn more, call: 631.728.1444 and ask for Peter. He’s no fuel. told what the party is. The Machiavellian gets my psychiatric records to prove that I’ve had a nervous breakdown, and he’s gonna release them. It’s a lovely day here. I’ll have very few You can always bank on Bangtson.





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award winning actress, singer and author (Academy Award, Golden Globe, BAFTA, Grammy and Emmy) lent her celebrity and support to her daughter, Emma Walton Hamilton, one of the original three co-founders of Sag Harbor’s Bay Street Theatre. Andrews and daughter have written 16 children’s books. Baby boomers remember Julie Andrews of course for The Sound of Music, as well as her inspired leading role in Mary Poppins. Andrews made her Broadway debut in 1954 with The Boy Friend, and continued her rise to musical theater stardom with My Fair Lady and Camelot. More recently, the actress, who turned 75 last week, appeared as the voice of the Queen in Shrek and as, in her words, “one of the most ter-

rible fun ladies you could ever imagine” in Despicable Me. Andrews was the Honoree at the seventh annual Live at Club Starlight benefit at The Ross School, where her two grand children attend. She was recently featured at the Hampton Library’s Fridays at Five, discussing her autobiography, Home—A Memoir of My Early Years. She and husband Blake Edwards originally settled in Sagaponack, traded it in for a farmhouse in Water Mill in 2001 and sold it five months later. Since then, they have lived in their three-bedroom home in North Haven. Wherever she chooses to hang her hat on the East End is okay with us: She’ll always be one of our favorite things

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Richard Gere, Actor Actor Richard Gere was put on the star map in 1980 as the leading man/sex symbol (hey, in the ‘80s we called it that) in the film American Gigolo. The dapper actor followed that success two years later with another box office smash, An Officer and a Gentleman, in 1982 He continued with the sweet Pretty Woman, nail biting Primal Fear, and his all out, spot on performance in Chicago that earned him a Golden Globe Award as Best Actor, as well as a Screen Actors Guild Award as part of the Best Cast. After a four-year marriage to supermodel Cindy Crawford, Gere has been married to actress Carey Lowell since 2002, and they have a 10-year-old son. Raised as a Methodist, Gere has been a practicing Buddhist since 1978. He is a staunch supporter of the Dalai Lama, an advocate for human rights in Tibet, and is Chairman of the Board of Directors for the International Campaign for Tibet. Gere was black listed as an Academy Award presenter in 1993 after he denounced the Chinese government the year before. He supports Survival International, an organization dedicated to protecting the rights and lands of tribal peoples throughout the world, and campaigns for ecological causes and AIDS awareness. The “Sexiest Man Alive” (according to People magazine in 1999) Gere and Lowell still reside in their Water Mill home, which is on the market in the $7 million range. His palatial, traditional bay front home in North Haven (which I run past several times a week) has a pond with a small structure in the center that is being renovated into a meditation studio. Jerry Seinfeld, Actor/Writer/Producer A resident of East Hampton for more than 10 years, Jerry Seinfeld has become one of the most well-liked citizens of Jerry! the area. Seinfeld, who of course built his fortune and fame from his brilliant TV show about nothing, bought his current home on Further Lane from Billy Joel in 2002 (for $32 million) and added to it a 22-car garage and a regulation-size baseball field. The field ended up creating a plotline right out of 1267250

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Who’s Here By Susan M. Galardi For those who know Isabella Rossellini, the stunning daughter of film legend Ingrid Bergman, as the face of Lancome, seeing her in a new role where she’s ravaged to the point of unrecognizability would be a horrible shock. For those who know Rossellini as Dennis Hopper’s abused partner and chanteuse in David Lynch’s edgy 1987 S&M cult film Blue Velvet, it might not be such a leap—until they learn that Rossellini’s new character is a female salmon, part of her short film series for Sundance called Seduce Me. With a career that included a meteoric rise in modeling that put her on international fashion magazines for decades, acting as Lancome’s exclusive spokesmodel for 14 years, and playing the role of the Italian beauty in films like Big Night, Rossellini’s new venture is something not even her most avid fans could’ve seen coming. Those fans will have a chance to ask the actress about her turn as an aging, spawning fish and any other topic for that matter, during a “Conversations With…” program at the Hamptons International Film Festival this weekend. Seduce Me (a series of short films about bizarre insect and animal mating habits) and Green Porno (an earlier series about the life and death of various creatures) were not such a departure for her. Rather, they are a continuation of a few of Rossellini’s life-long passions: animals, writing, producing, conservation and even sketch comedy. “Animals have always been my interest,” said the actress, whose rich, mellow voice with an elegant Italian accent is a velvet all its own. “If you realize that they can make you laugh by their behavior, like funny ways of mating, you want to learn more about them. When you see that they are distressed, maybe you want to do something.” Rosellini’s opportunity to do something came when actor Robert Redford, founder of the Sundance Festival and environmental activist, suggested she make her own films. “At Sundance, I showed my short film, My Father is 100 Years Old,” said Rossellini, the title referring to Italian director Roberto Rossellini. “Redford liked it. At that time he was really looking at the Internet as a new venue for launching and distributing films.

Isabella Rossellini, Actor/Model He asked if I’d do some short film, two minutes long, intelligible on a small screen. If it were something that related to the environment, Sundance might be inclined to support it.” Rossellini, who was born and raised in

aesthetic for Green Porno— simple strong images and strong colors—was created for the small screen.” The same aesthetic applied to Seduce Me. Both series are outrageous, almost absurdist. The film Squid starts with Rossellini frying calamari and cuts her in a white tubular squid costume right out of Pilobolus dance group. The 28-film Green Porno series, shown on the Sundance Channel and website, and available on YouTube, created a huge following and landed Rossellini on “David Letterman,” “Colbert Report” and “John Stewart.” The Seduce Me series departs in format, and served to dispense with the Green Porno title. “It’s catchy and most people were perfectly fine with it. But I thought porno meant kinky sex. I learned that the word refers specifically to women and female exploitation. There is no suggestion of that in the films—no morality statement for humans as far as what kind of sex you should have. Seduce Me got rid of that confusion.” Creating the films was second nature to Rossellini, who began her career as a journalist for the Italian network RAI, where she wrote and produced short segments on arts and culture, both in Italy and in New York when she was still a teenager. The actress also got involved in sketch comedy in Italy, on the Italian equivalent of Saturday Night Live where she worked with Roberto Benigni. Green Porno and Seduce Me revisit that genre, with Rossellini in the broad comedy roles. Salmon opens with Rossellini as an old woman with a grey bun and cardigan. A hand caresses her face. “Is he seducing me?” she asks the camera. Cut to the actress in a comic book costume— bright fish hat, indigo turtleneck, and yellow goggles, lusting over a sexy male salmon. At the end, the old woman returns, this time decomposing with hair falling out, an eyeball hanging from its socket. She looks horrible—no mean feat for Isabella Rossellini. But that’s not something she fears. “It’s not in my nature to worry so much about how I look,” she said. “I’m realistic about aging— there’s nothing I can do about it. My attitude is more fatalism than indifference. But perhaps because I’ve been a celebrated beauty, I can venture into other territories.” That celebration meant a dream career that any model would covet. Rossellini was “dis-

“I’d travel and be invited out by politicians and scientists, just because I was beautiful, you know—no other credentials.” Rome and has had a home in Bellport for 20 plus years, took up the challenge by writing, directing, starring in and producing the first five live-action Green Porno films. “I considered how it might be watched—on the Internet, cell phone or other small device. The

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Seinfeld’s TV show of the same name. The actor/comedian’s property is actually 2 lots. The house was on one, he built the ball field on the other. But in East Hampton, a ball field is considered to be an accessory structure, but since there was not a structure, it had nothing to accessorize. In typical Seinfeld fashion, he came up with an obvious but hilarious solution: Build a small house on the second lot. A few years ago Seinfeld took a terrible spin on Skimhampton Road, when the brakes failed on his 1967 Fiat BTM. He pulled the emergency brake, sharply turned the steering wheel and the Fiat rolled onto the roof before resting on the driver’s side. Seinfeld went home uninjured.

ocean fill swimmers with terror. His next major success was Close Encounters of the Third Kind, followed by Raiders of the Lost Ark. Then it was back to outer space with E.T.—by many accounts, the greatest love story of them all. With dozens of international awards from a career that spans almost six decades, Spielberg’s love is still the movies. He’s been known to indulge in “movie orgies,” watching maybe a dozen films over a single weekend. In the summer, he makes it his business to see almost every major blockbuster in theaters, like East Hamptons UA theaters. Keep your eyes open.

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Stephen Spielberg Director/writer/producer Stephen Spielberg, who calls the Georgica Pond area of East Hampton home, takes his place on the throne of East End’s film royalty. In fact, Spielberg’s home, where he once had a T-Rex-styled weather vane on the roof. was one of the first jewels in the part of heaven called Hollywood East. There isn’t a genre Spielberg hasn’t nailed, from Schindler’s List and Saving Private Ryan—both of which earned him Academy awards for best director—to Jaws, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial and Jurassic Park. These were the highest-grossing film made at the time. To date, the unadjusted gross of our local billionaire’s films exceeds $8.5 billion worldwide. Born in Cincinnati, Spielberg landed firmly on the map as a major Hollywood player with Jaws, the movie that makes every ripple in the

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val entrance and hand out fliers inviting some of these heavies. Next thing we’re in distribution.” “I’m talking to the Festival about getting a third showing,” he said. “Please don’t forget to get tickets for me and my wife to the second showing,” I said. “Okay.” “You know, I’m feeling sort of sad about this,” Dennis said. “What?” “We’ve spent two years together doing this. And now it’s over.” “It’s not over. It’s just beginning,” I said. “Getting it into theatres?” he said. “Nah, that’s just business. I’m talking about the times we had. The girl on the beach with the snakes. The dog poop in the garage at Billy Joel’s house. The crazy party where Kim Cattrall told you not to get married again. All the filming we did at Dan’s Papers.” Originally the film was supposed to be a documentary about me and the newspaper. That’s how Dennis had roped me in. During the two years of changes and more changes, that had slipped away. “And you and your god damned mid-life crisis,” I said. “That’s what this was all about.” “So this was my baby, my first film,” Dennis said. “Now I’m going on to my second. I’m working with John Roland. I’ll be going to Ecuador, to Mexico for that film. We won’t be doing this anymore.” “We can always take this film out and watch it again,” I said. “It’s not over.” “It’s over,” he said, “and it makes me feel empty. Did you fix that part in the golf game scene you wrote about that you put on the Internet?” He was referring to my writing an article about the movie and a sentence or two he felt stepped over an invisible line—giving away a scene he had filmed. A role reversal. How the worm turns. “Yeah,” I said. “Look. I’ll have the venue for the distributors and theatre owners at my house,” I said. “On Sunday. Right in the middle of the festival. Give me a time, which does not interfere with the peewee football game you’re coaching that day. I’ve got a library big enough for three rows of 10 chairs each.” He stared out the window. “Your job will be to arrive half an hour early with 30 folding chairs,” I continued. “I’ll supply some refreshment. Can you do that?” “Yeah,” he said. “And then after the festival, we’re going to have to have showings of this at the Sag Harbor Theatre. Jerry Mallow, a friend of mine, owns it. They have 300 seats. Then EVERYBODY could see it. I’ll introduce you to him. I’m sure he’ll want to do this.” “You and your wife want to come over for dinner next Friday night?” Dennis asked. “We could see it again.” He leaned over the table. He did looked very, very sad. “My baby is gone,” he said. “Let’s drink to that,” I said. I raised my bottle of Kirin. “To babies gone. And to sushi.”

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TWENTY SOMETHING by David Lion Rattiner

Calm Down I don’t like to get political but I don’t think I can respect myself without expressing what I’ve noticed recently. I was in Starbucks in East Hampton the other day, standing online, when a man in front of me, exhibiting flagrantly effeminate mannerisms, ordered a latte. As he was ordering his drink, a middle-aged guy behind me stepped out of line, grabbed a bottle of water from a case, and when he returned, made eye contact with me and said, “freaking gays.” I felt like punching this guy in the mouth, but I didn’t. I pretended not to hear. I thought about the experience later and realized that more than any other time in my life, I’m experiencing this kind of thing. The same sort of scenario is exhibited toward Hispanics. There are many times in the last year or so when I’ve heard, very publicly and very loudly, an almost Hilter-like, rage against illegal immigrants, which seems to also rope in all Hispanic-Americans. Being in


favor of border security is one thing, hating everything brown is another. I’ve read it on local blogs too, where commentors can hide behind their names because they know what they are saying is pure racist, but they say it anyway because it makes people feel good to put others down, feel good about power and is such an easy power fix for those too lazy to earn it any other way. What is equally amazing about this kind of talk is that nobody seems interested in pointing out when something is just unbelievably, downright hateful. We all know where this kind of stuff leads, our history is right there for us to learn from, but there it is nevertheless. Personally, I think it’s okay to joke or comment about backgrounds. I’m half Jewish and part Irish and joke about that all the time. I have Italian-American friends who will make a joke about their background or mine, and I think that is healthy. But there is an “us versus them” thing happening that I just never sensed before and it is doing nothing but weakening our community. I think it has to do with the acceptance of national political smear tactics on both sides that has trickled down into what should be common sense thinking. We accept hateful, angry political rallies and rants as the norm now, with blatant lies on both the Democrat and Republican sides. There are surely things that shouldn’t even be debated, that are just a matter of fact. Global warming is a fact. That there are stars in the sky is a fact. Yet the fierce

political climate and the discovery of miserably juvenile campaign tactics that work with the effectiveness of old fashioned propaganda has people thinking it’s okay to have resurrect “us versus them.” The other day I drove by a car with a bumper sticker that read, “All Muslims Are Terrorists” and the guy had an American flag flying from his antenna. It’s like…No. That’s not what America stands for dude, come on, shame on you! I don’t know, I guess what I’m saying is, let’s try to be good to each other a little more. We are all in the same country and community and we all deeply, deeply care about this place and what it means and what it does for us. If we allow ourselves to become divided in our own country, we become weaker not stronger. Tolerance and understanding have been the pure genius of America, and they still are. Some of us are forgetting that, and we shouldn’t.

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covered” by photographer Bruce Weber, who shot her and landed her a British Vogue cover. It was seen by Conde Nast editorial director Alex Liberman, who sent the young model to Richard Avedon. Eventually Rossellini was photographed by all the greats, including Steven Meisel, Helmut Newton, Annie Leibovitz and Robert Mapplethorpe. Her image appeared on Marie Claire, Harper’s Bazaar, Vanity Fair, ELLE and many others. Yet Rossellini’s take on it is fatalistic rather than egotistic. “I was given the gift of being born with a look that I could take advantage of,” she said. “I’d travel and be invited out by politicians and scientists just because I was a beautiful woman, you know—no other credentials. It was incredible how many doors it opened.” One of those doors closed in the controversial incident in 1996, when Lancome fired

Rossellini at the age of 42 because they considered her to be “too old.” But by that time her acting career was underway—again, something Rossellini never really planned for. “I didn’t want to be an actress. That came in my late 30s,” she said. “When I was young I resisted it because I was Ingrid Bergman’s daughter. It wasn’t a rejection of my mother in any way, I just felt that I’d immediately be compared to her, that I wouldn’t be given the time to learn.” Recalling her life growing up in Rome and Paris as the daughter of a highly successful actress and accomplished director, Rossellini added, “It was a great childhood. My parents were fantastic. I did feel I eventually wanted to be in the film business, but my intention was to be a costume designer.” That was not to be. After working in the United States for a few years as a model, Rossellini married the venerable director Martin Scorsese (1979–1982). A year after that marriage ended, she married thenmodel/now Microsoft exec Jon Wiedemann (1983–1986), and had a daughter, Elettra. Very shortly after that she was engaged to director David Lynch (1986 to 1990) and starred in Blue Velvet. Since then (1986), Rossellini has had appearances, large and small, in dozens of films and television shows. She has published three books, the selfdescribed fictional memoir, Some of Me (1997), Looking at Me in 2002, and in 2006, In the Name of the Father, the Daughter and the

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By Dan Rattiner Week of October 8-14, 2010 Riders this week: 8,451 Rider miles this week: 87,812 DOWN IN THE TUBE Julian Schnabel, Woody Allen and Harvey Weinstein were laughing it up on the Express line between Amagansett and East Hampton Tuesday night, apparently getting their shtick ready for the film festival. Filmmaker Dennis Lynch was filming them from across the aisle. ANNUAL GIVEAWAY Once a year, the subway system gives away all the stuff that people accidentally drop onto the platforms that then rolls down onto the tracks. Most people know about the third rail. And those who don’t heed the big warning signs on every platform alerting them to the fact that they could be fried to a crisp if they went down on the tracks. As a result, the once a week cleanup of the tracks by our stalwart maintenance crew during the wee hours of the morning when everything including the electricity is turned off yields many gems. All year, these gems are collected and piled up in a storeroom in our headquarters building

in Hampton Bays for the once a year give-away on the second Monday in October, first come first serve. This year’s offerings include many sets of melted car keys, flattened pennies, nickels and quarters, wallets and appointment books. There are often also notes. One such note reads “Karen McLaughlin, I love you even though I am married to your sister. Bob. Burn this.” There are also lipsticks, prescription bottles, condoms, Big Mac wrappers, Coke cans, diamond rings, earrings, cell phones, homework, chewing gum (both stuck to the tracks and loose) dog poop and a whole lot of other interesting stuff. Doors open at 9 a.m. MASSAGE SERVICE OPENS Walk By Karen, the new massage service, opens on all platforms on Hampton Subway next Sunday. It will be open from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m., seven days a week. Is your spine out of alignment? Do you suffer from slipped or bulging disks? Muscle cramps? Blood clots? A rash? These and other ills can be cured simply by lying down on your belly on the red and blue mats of the Walk By Karen company, the firm who’s work is sweeping the nation, for a brief 30-

second walk-around on your back by somebody named Karen, or by somebody who says they are Karen. “We have mats on subway platforms on subway systems in Moscow and Minsk and Vladivostok, Tokyo and Buenos Aires and Cairo and numerous other places,” says Karen. “And we are happy to welcome you to our first service in America.” Many straphangers have discovered this service abroad by tripping over it. Or tripping over somebody lying on it. They come back again and again. All because it works. All pain in the back ends when Karen of the big feet walks on the back. “Some of our best customers,” says one of the Karens, “are those who can’t remember why they got on the subway. They’ve gone around and around the system for hours and sometimes days, and they are tired. Finally, they get off, and there we are, a shining oasis.” The Karens are highly trained. All have been walked upon for at least five hours by the original Karen as part of their training. And the 30-second walk hardly holds you up at all. You’re in, you’re down, you’re up and you’re out. And the cost, $10 for 30 seconds, is modest and well worth it. Don’t forget to “Walk by Karen.” We hope you enjoy this new service. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE The subway system has been inundated with nearly half a million letters from the fans of East Quogue resident Fey Schwinn. The singer, who got her start singing for quarters by passing the (continued on page 45)

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As an independent, locally owned public radio station, we’ll develop and present programs that allow our listeners to participate in democracy. The community will have opportunities to discuss and debate local concerns about environmental, immigration and racial issues as well local political and business topics. Of course, local election coverage will be part of our programming, as will forums and debates on matters that are important to this community. To ensure that the East End is aware of and included in the regional debates that affect our community, we’ll pay attention to broad issues of concern to all of Long Island. Our goal is to better inform citizens by providing a space where ideas can be exchanged. 88.3 FM has long been known for playing great music, and we’ll continue to be the curators of music that offers listeners a connection to the world and a respite from it. We’ll seek out local artists and play their music on-air and broadcast live concerts and events from across the community. In addition to being a forum for the obvious art form, music, 88.3 FM will introduce the community to artists and aspects of the arts that aren’t headliners. In “Teen Tours of the Arts,” our collaborative program with the Parrish Art Museum and Southampton High School, we offered opportunities for young people to learn about and participate in the arts. We hope to build on this initiative, especially important at a time when many schools are forced to cut back on arts and music education. We’ll continue to connect our listeners with the arts and artists that make our community vibrant. Through programs like “The Song Is You with Bonnie Grice,” we will invite listeners to enter into conversations with local and visiting authors, musicians and all round fascinating people. We’ll go behind the scenes at a local theater, learn how a painter was inspired or how people’s lives have been shaped by music that has moved them. 88.3 brings the arts to our listeners and encourages listeners to become more actively involved with local arts and cultural organizations and the business and political life of the community. We expand access to arts with live broadcasts of the Metropolitan Opera and the New York Philharmonic, for example. This provides a service to opera fans and brings the arts to people who can’t attend the live performances because of finances or logistics. Finally, we will expand our public service by engaging more people across more media platforms—the Internet and in multi-channel HD radio. Ultimately we believe that the new media technologies are more than extended programming outlets. Used creatively, they’ll enable 88.3 to advance and extend its role as a community educator, and to promote and facilitate active engagement in public life. Our future will be one of change, but it will be rooted solidly in the core values that have made us strong: a commitment to localism, education, the arts, intellectual curiosity, inclusiveness, insightfully presented content, engagement—and inspiration.

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M The advent of the iPad Tablet reminded me of the classic scene in History of the World Part I with Mel Brooks. He played Moses receiving the 15 commandments. Excited, he heads down the mountain and accidentally drops one and it shatters. That is the beginning of the 10 commandments. At the present time, the iPad Tablet is gen-


erating more tablets. Samsung, HP and RIM are planning and releasing their versions. The RIM PlayBook was announced this week. It is meant to complement the Blackberry which is manufactured by RIM (as in Research in Motion). Rather than have its own internal cell connection the RIM PlayBook will have a WiFi connection and a Bluetooth connection that can communicate with your Blackberry. This raises issues of battery life on the Blackberry cell phone you use, but at least you don’t need another contract. I was dazzled by the iPad but I have been using Blackberries for so many years that the PlayBook might work better for me. If the contacts database and documents to go features are easily transmitted between the Playbook and the Blackberry that feature would require less adjustments during the transition. The price and release date are still

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hat on the Water Mill platform and last week, after getting thrown out of the Water Mill station because nearly 500 screaming fans blocked the platform, performed before a soldout crowd in Yankee Stadium. Now the fans want to erect a statue of her by the token booth in the Water Mill station. Schwinn has indeed been a phenomenon and it is possible to say it was the ruckus she caused at Water Mill that propelled her to rock stardom, with, I am told, five hits on the charts during the same week, which was last week.

Since that time, Schwinn, who is just 19, has seen her star soar to great heights and then sink to the deepest depths. She got arrested for drugs, did a porno, married Justin Timberlake, divorced Justin Timberlake, went into rehab, hit a pedestrian driving away, wore an ankle bracelet, had a baby, hosted “Saturday Night Live,” got a tattoo on her butt and is currently awaiting trial for plagiarism and forgery and the week is not even over. Her new book, Flameout debuted Monday and is #1 on The New York Times Best Seller List. But the answer is no. No statue.

unknown but we know the PlayBook is seven inches wide, somewhat smaller than the iPad’s 9.7-inch screen. The PlayBook will use a new operating system and can display Web pages created using Adobe’s Flash software, a capability not found on the iPad. The Playbook supports HTML 5 and Flash 10.1, has 1080P HD Video, HDMI Output, front and rear facing camera and a 1 GHz dual processor. It is a sleek .4-inch thick, .9 pound tablet. The visual display of the PlayBook has a sharp resolution similar to that of an iPad. It has multi-tasking capability. RIM expects to ship the device to corporate customers and developers this month and to consumers starting early in 2011, so it will miss a sales window in the holiday buying season. Its price has not been made public yet. In the meantime, many competing tablets are hitting the market. Inc. will launch its seven-inch tablet in the next few weeks and a 10-inch tablet within six to 12 months. Dell’s Streak is a tablet computer that operates on Google’s Android platform and is also aimed at competing with Apple’s iPad. Dell will launch “a whole slew” of new products in the next six to 12 months, including additional three-inch, four-inch and 10-inch devices. Some of theses new products will also run Corp.’s Windows operating system. Dell began selling a five-inch tablet in the U.S. this year. Although the tablets offer new features and portability, I guess many of us can still rely on our laptops. There are great bragging rights being an early user of these tablets and to many people that’s worth the price.

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Summer of Plane Crashes, But Nobody Dies By David Lion Rattiner The Montauk Airport had another plane crash two weeks ago. A single-engine plane piloted by Tim O’Connor of Somers, Conn., hit a gust of wind while landing on the runway and was blown off course. The plane, which was damaged, ended up on the thick grass on the side of the runway. Nobody was injured, including the two passengers on board, and nobody required any medical attention other then being a little shaken up. The wind was blowing strongly, but safely across the runway. But at the time of the landing, it gusted unexpectedly, causing the

plane to veer off course uncontrollably. Because the Montauk airport only has one runway, pilots have only one course that they can take while landing and taking off, even if the wind conditions are not in the favor of the pilot or the aircraft. The crashed airplane had to be picked up by a crane and hauled off. It has not been a pleasant year for the Montauk airport, who, through no fault of any of the employees there, has suffered four separate airplane crashes, the last two took place in a span of less than two weeks apart. “It’s certainly kind of strange, but it doesn’t







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have anything to do with the airport, each crash had to do with the pilot not doing what they were supposed to do and in this case, a gust of wind that really was nobody’s fault, unless you can blame God,” said one Montauk resident. “This year though, it was noticeable how many crashes there were.” In August there was a plane crash due to pilot error, where a plane smashed into a chain link fence that had just recently been built.Rudy Weisse, the assistant airport manager commented that if it wasn’t for that recently built fence, that crash could have been much worse. In April, another plane overshot the runway and crash landed due to pilot error and another plane crash landed into a wooden fence before ending up in the middle of East Lake Drive.

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he had a bit part in a Roland Joffe’s movie called The Killing Fields. Swimming to Cambodia won for him a National Book Award and a Guggenheim designed so he could make more. Also Swimming to Cambodia was made into a movie which was entirely of him sitting at a table with a glass of water, a paper and pencil and talking to you. Just see it to see what he could do. During the years that followed, Gray performed his monologues around the country, wrote new ones, and had roles in film and on Broadway mostly as a character actor. His filmography lists 42 films. Around 1990, Gray and his new wife Kathy Russo took up residence in Sag Harbor, buying a home right downtown with a white picket fence around it. They had two sons and a daughter and were an important part of this community. In 2001, in Ireland, Gray was seriously injured in a car crash. Bits of metal lodged in his forehead, some apparently in his brain. He became morose, then paranoid, then suicidal. He never recovered and in January of 2004 killed himself by jumping off the Staten Island ferry into the icy waters of New York harbor. He was 62. Several attempts have been made to round up and complete Gray’s life’s work, which he left behind on his desk unfinished. A monologue he was working on, called Life Interrupted was published in book form in 2005. Actors read from this work and bits of film and videotape were strung together by his widow in a moving tribute to Gray that appeared at Bay Street Theatre and other places called Stories Left to Tell. Now the academy award-winning director Steven Soderbergh (Erin Brockovich, Sex Lies and Videotape, Ocean’s Eleven) has made a documentary about Gray. Titled And Everything is Going Fine, it will be shown at the Hamptons International Film Festival on Friday, October 8 at 6:45 p.m. and on Mon., Oct. 11 at 2 p.m.

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Looking Forward to Casino Prosperity By T.J. Clemente The drum beat of progress for the Shinnecock Nation, a tribe the Town of Southampton founders negotiated with in 1640, is truly picking up steam with the “Official Recognition” by the United States Government granted on October 1. (See Breaking News, page 16.) So now the opportunity to claim the potential income of casino gaming for the tribe is that much closer. In a recent presentation before Long Island real estate agents, the Shinnecocks said that they are looking at potential locations in the hopes of being able to create as many as three casinos. Shinnecock Gaming Authority member Phil Brown said it would be most prudent to create one casino close to New York City (perhaps in Nassau County), another large casino, capable of providing high end entertainment as well as gaming in western Suffolk, and lastly a “Monte Carlo” type casino (bingo and slot machines) “near our homelands in Southampton.” The rise in income for casinos since Ronald Reagan signed the 1988 Indian Gaming Act (which upheld tribal sovereignty to create casinos, immune from individual state regulation) is astounding. In 2001, Native American casino income in the United States was $12.8 billion, jumping to $22.5 billion in 2005. By 2009, with the economic downturn and other financial crises, tribal-owned casi-

nos still took in $26.8 billion. The 65 tribal casinos in California alone took in $7.3 billion in 2007—27% of the total revenue from casinos in the U.S. In the recent presentation, Brown said that casinos will contribute to financial recovery on Long Island, which could become “the greatest gaming market in the world” because of its proximity to New York City. The Shinnecocks are hoping to get gaming facilities in place within a five-year time frame. Members of their gaming authority are going to Washington to meet with Congressmen who might be able to craft legislation to streamline the red tape opponents may try to use to block the establishment of Shinnecock casinos on properties outside the reservation. One of the key people involved in the project with the Shinnecocks is Mariam Illitch (Gateway Casino Resorts LLC), whose husband Mike founded Little Caesars Pizza, and now owns the Detroit Tigers baseball team and the Detroit Red Wings hockey team. Illitch has supported the Shinnecocks in the process of getting the federal recognition. She

also helped the Los Coyotes Band of Cahuilla and the Cuperio Indians develop casinos in Barstow, California. Tribal elders are not planning to build anything on their 79-acre reservation in Hampton Bays (Westwood property); however, government officials, noting the weight of federal recognition, now say that anything is possible. In fact some officials said that if all other options become too difficult, they will examine locations on the Shinnecocks 800acre reservation in Southampton. However, Brown said, “We have not chosen a site yet,” noting they are exploring all possibilities. Shinnecock Gaming Authority member Joan Crippen said that the Shinnecocks are “people of our word,” and think there are better locations for casinos than on the reservation. The outcome of it all could very well be that members of the Shinnecock Nation, who for years have been living near the poverty level, may soon have a tribe that is very wealthy indeed.

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ran this way and that, carrying boxes of strawberries, a long-haired teenager with a headband was weighing a bunch of lettuce heads, then writing on a bag with a black crayon. Finally, a pert, older woman came to them and asked what they wanted. “We want to pick strawberries,” the girl said. “Well, go ahead,” the woman relied. The man jingled money in his pocket. “Just like that? Do you have an instruction sheet? A list of rules and regulations? Any warning?” “No.”


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“Well, do you want to get paid?” “No. Pay when you get back.” The woman led them to a doorway opening into a seven-acre field, all planted in strawberry bushes one or two feet high. There was a sign reading “40 cents A QUART BOX.” And a big carton filled with little wooden containers by the side of the path. She reached in, handed each of them a wooden box and pushed them gently, much like a mother bird might push her babies out of the nest. “Well, here we are,” the man said, staring off into the middle distance. As far as he could see the place was planted in strawberries, a variety of fashionable people bent over in various types of squats, sweating and straining at the unusual labor in the hot sun. A young man walked by carrying a rake. “How long will this take?” the man asked. “To fill this bucket?” “Leonard, will you come on?” the girl replied. “About 10 minutes,” the young man said, sizing him up. “There’s no poison ivy or anything, is there?” The girl dragged him by the arm. “You have (continued on next page)

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insurance here, don’t you?” The couple walked down a dirt path until they were about 100 yards from the farm stand. It was a strange sensation for the man. There he stood in summer clothes in the middle of a farmer’s field, surrounded by berry pickers. It was a long leap from the Graybar Building, even a long leap from his house on the beach. “Well, come on,” the girl called. “You won’t get any standing there.” She was already on her haunches, in a patch off to his right. “I usually PAY people to do this kind of thing,” the man sniffed. But then he was down on his haunches, and looking at the tops of the umbrella leaves of the strawberry plants. There was a little red strawberry underneath one. He’d have to touch it. Slowly he reached down toward the leaf, determined to touch it with his bare hands. He imagined the chemicals that might transfer to his skin from the plant leaf, chemicals that could cause a rash and keep him out of his office for several days. He imagined the bugs that might be there, some of which might carry dreadful diseases. He might die. But he touched it. And it moved. A pleasant sensation. * * * Ten minutes later, the man named Leonard considered himself the best and fastest strawberry picker on the east coast. He moved the plants around vigorously, searching for the elusive berries, pulling them between index and

middle finger, moving along in a squat-like walk to the next plant. Occasionally a young boy or an older woman would pick their way over toward his row and he would look up and scowl until they picked their way off in another direction. He’d instinctively known what to pick and what not to pick. Red was good, green was bad. That he knew. He watched for abrasions or worm holes and generally tossed those bad ones to one side with a sense of guilt. After all, why should he be selective? What made him so special? It was only 40 cents. But then he’d see other strawberries, picked and unripe, thrown to one side or another, rejected by lesser mortals than he, and he felt better. Until he would accidentally step on one end and go squish. And then he’d feel bad and wasteful again. Eventually his basket was filled. There was no possible way he could add more to it without losing a berry for every one that he put on. It was over. Like a ride on a roller coaster, his little fantasy had come to an end. And he couldn’t get up. He was stuck in the squatting position. “It’s been a long time,” the girl was saying, standing over him with her arm extended. “I’m stuck. I can’t get up. And you have strawberries all over your face.” “It’s a bad bargain if you don’t eat more than you pick.” He took her hand and painfully lifted himself to his feet. It was most comfortable if he

stooped a little. “Maybe they X-ray you,“ he said. “I’ll drive if you want me to,” she said, referring to his stoop. “Never mind.” Warm and sunburned, they walked back down the dirt path toward the farm stand, holding their baskets in front of them like beggars with tin cups. The man took one particular strawberry he’d been saving off the top of his basket and held it up as he walked. “Look at this,” he said. “A perfect strawberry.” The girl ate it. The man scowled. Back at the farm stand Leonard reached into his pocket and handed four quarters over to the young man with the long hair. Then he noticed that the girl had a fistful of daisies in her left hand. “How much for the daisies?” he asked. “The daisies are free. We only charge for strawberries.” They walked back out to the Mercedes, black and shining in the afternoon sun, and the man made some financial calculations. They’d paid 40 cents to pick their own baskets. Yet baskets already picked were for sale for 60 cents. That meant that he had made 20 cents for 10 minutes as a strawberry picker, he figured out what that was for an hour, compared it t what he made at Merrill Lynch, considered a great many variables, and then turned the key in the ignition.

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Make Movies Here! Save $$, Use the Studio! By Susan M. Galardi While progress has been slow and steady, the effort to establish the Hamptons as a film and production-friendly place for those in the media has gained momentum recently. Suffolk County Executive Steve Levy has submitted legislation that would make Suffolk more accommodating to directors, producers and photographers. One of Levy’s recommendations would streamline the process of acquiring permits to film in the county by creating a single application that would be filed with Suffolk County, granting permission to film on any county, town or village-owned properties. Another initiative resulted in The Suffolk

County Film Commission providing $25,000 in grants to low-budget, independent filmmakers. “The Next Exposure: Suffolk County Low Budget Independent Film Post Production/Completion Grant,” administered by the Tribeca Film Institute, will make available two grants of $10,000 each and one grant of $5,000 for filmmakers whose primary residence or production companies are in Suffolk, and who have shot at least 80% of principal photography within the County. Best of all, earlier this year a 30% Filming Tax Credit has been approved. Suffolk County’s Department of Economic Development and Workforce Housing will help


Paperman, with Jeff Bridges, was partially produced at the Studio

production companies obtain the Tax Credit, which provides from 10% to 30% of refundable tax credits. Last Wednesday, just before the start of the Hamptons International Film Festival, Levy held a meeting at the Bay Street Theater to explain the new tax credit. East Hampton Studio, located in a state-ofthe-art complex at 77 Industrial Road in Wainscott, is a New York State 30% tax approved facility. In fact, EHS is one of the few facilities that qualify for this incentive. At 18,000 square feet, the EHS soundstage is one of the largest indoor facilities in Suffolk County. EHS does film and television production, photo shoots, recording and recently concerts. The facility has accommodated television commercial shoots for AT&T, photo shoots for Bobby Flay, and served as a recording studio for Jimmy Buffet. EHS is also opening a satellite office for Grant Wilfley Casting to help support the local need for extras and talent. This weekend, EHS will host the Saturday night Filmmakers party for Hamptons International Film Festival, featuring live music, professional photo shoot, casting agents, set designers, open bar and food (for information, go to EHS’s Michael Wudyka has recently been appointed to the Suffolk County Film Commission and is working to raise awareness of the East End as a viable spot for film productions. Recently, The East Hampton Media Advisory Committee was formed with the support of the Town Board. As chairman of the committee, Wudyka said he is committed to bringing all forms of media to what has become a film-friendly location.

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I Can Come to Your House and Shoot Deer By T.J. Clemente Recently Suffolk County resident and licensed “Bow Hunter” John Levitt took a print ad in a local publication in the Hamptons requesting permission to harvest deer on private property using his compound 60-pound Precision Hunting Bow, with sites. Levitt offered payment to the property owner who granted this permission. The reason for the ad was that the private property in Southampton Town where John hunted for 20 years with permission was sold and turned into a preserve. A CEO of an up-island financial services company, Levitt placed the ad because he disapproves of bow hunters who hunt on private lands without permission. In an interview, he expressed his love of bow hunting, citing the beauty of the bonding with friends and family, and calling it “a truly American tradition.” Levitt noted that people from all “walks of life” bow hunt and are required in New York State to take a bow hunting safety course and a hunters safety course before being eligible for the DEC license to bow hunt. Levitt does harvest the deer for its meat, and should the buck be a prize due to its antler size, the head may be mounted also. The official season for deer hunting with a bow and arrow in New York State is from October 1 to December 31. Each hunter is allowed one doe harvest and one buck harvest. Levitt said that training stresses the importance of taking “a good proper shot” to swiftly kill the deer. It is a side shot through the heart and lung area that, using a special “broad head,” arrow, goes clean through and out the animal’s body. The arrowhead actually has multiple mechanical razor heads that open upon impact. The proper shot is to be taken from 20 yards away or less. Levitt said that bow hunters never take shots that will not down the deer, and called it horrific for any hunter to not take the “good shot.” He said it is extremely rare that a deer runs off with an arrow in it because the arrows go “cleanly through,” however if it should happen, all of the other hunters take every measure to down the deer and harvest it. Levitt stressed that he has gone three years without taking a shot because in that time, he didn’t have the opportunity for the “good clean shot,” to get the “clean kill.” He cited the dangers of the extremely high deer population in Suffolk County and quite frankly anyone who lives out here knows of someone who has hit and killed a deer with his car, causing damage to the car and sometimes injury to the passengers. Levitt said that his ad in the paper was a success. He has a new site in the Town of Southampton on 10 acres of private land now secured. “I am a father of four, a CEO and a responsible law abiding citizen,” he said. “I would never hunt without permission, and I enjoy the added safety of having permission. I sign away all liability to any accident on the property.” People who hunt without permission are still the responsibility of the landowner. The reason Levitt used a private property to hunt is because, he said, there are no real places to hunt in Suffolk County. Some interesting facts Levitt pointed out to me include no home owner or property owner can legally kill any deer on his

property without a DEC hunting license, and only the limit of one buck and one doe if he does. He also said that using a rifle to shot deer is prohibited in Suffolk County. That the shots one hears in the woods during hunting season are “shotguns,” shooting ducks. He recommends others to take out an advertisement like he put in the paper to find a safe legal site to harvest deer with bows. He regrets that there “are hundreds of guys, out there, wearing camouflaged clothing prowling around without permission on private property, the land owners never see them but they are there, I am against that.” Since hunting

is a sport, good sportsmanship is imperative to John Levitt. He said that all hunters from all walks of life understand the code and respect each other in a way that is “extremely bonding.” Taking bad shots is frowned upon and peer pressure prohibits that as John calls it a“type of horrific behavior.” He was pleased by the amount of responses to the ad and now has a list of other leads to check out. This last weekend while hunting with a friend and his son, his son harvested his first buck on the new location from the advertisement. John dressed the deer, harvesting the venison, and sent the (continued on page 55)


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Vote for Dan’s Best of the Best It’s October on the East End and that means it’s time for Dan’s Papers Best of the Best contest. When we first started the Best of the Best, voters had to show up at our office in Bridgehampton with the ballot ripped out of the paper and turn it in, or mail it in. Even then the turn out was pretty amazing. Now we have the Internet and all bets are off. Drive up and down the Main Road on the North Fork and you’ll see banners and signs declaring Dan’s Papers Best of the Best on half the local shops and businesses. There are service people driving around in vans with Dan’s Papers Best of the Best emblazoned on the side. You’ll even see the Dan’s Papers Best of the Best logo in the advertisements our winners run in other papers. The point is, while everyone knows this is a lot of fun, you also take it very seriously. So do we and with that in mind we have made every attempt to keep Dan’s Papers Best of the Best contest running smoothly and fairly. This year we mixed it up a bit by asking everyone to nominate their favorites before we put them up for voting. This new process garnered hundreds and


onto our website and vote for them. Honestly, the lists were overwhelming. So it’s down to the top few in each category and the choices are set up by theme: Food/Dining, Retail, Health & Beauty, Travel and Leisure, Entertainment and Miscellaneous. We have the general Dan’s Papers section and separate North Fork and Montauk sections too. This year you will notice that some North Fork and Montauk establishments made it into the main Dan’s Papers section, that’s just fine—we don’t limit the voters. But make sure you look at each contest. We don’t want you missing out on your choice for Best of the Best. When it comes down to it this is really your contest.

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Unlike real life, users can control what people think about them, what they want them to think about them, and how they are perceived. A status update saying, “Excited for the gym today,” is a statement designed to let friends (and potential mates) know that they workout. The pictures they use online are only the best pictures of themselves. And there is another little wrinkle. The site is used by police officers who are investigating a potential suspect, and if a status update says, “feeling guilty about robbing that bank,” they can use that in court. This actually, almost comically, comes as a surprise to most criminals, who somehow believed that their privacy online was protected. It isn’t. Possibly the saddest part about Facebook is the new form of bullying called cyber bullying. Recently a gay student in Texas committed suicide after an intimate act with another student was videoed and put up on Facebook, permanently humiliating him. Death seemed like his only way out. Oddly, the strangest thing about cyber bullying is that it’s extremely easy to solve by simply not signing up for the social networks online that give people the ability to bully you. Parents watch in horror as they stare at the Facebook pages of their children, viewing wall posts of others that are teasing them without mercy, all of which can be looked up, years, even decades later. Is there a way to stop this? Yes there is. Don’t use the website anymore.


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NORTH FORK EVENTS For more events happening this week, check out: Kid Calendar pg: 83 Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 70 Day by Day Calendar pg: 84 FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8 MOVIE AT THE LIBRARY - ‘The Thief’ 1:30 p.m. at Mattituck-Laurel Library, Mattituck. Becoming closer to his dream of leading a normal life, a professional safecracker agrees to do a job for the mafia, who have other plans for him. Free. 631-298-4134. NORTH FORK AUDUBON PRESENTS - North Fork Audubon’s ‘Owls of Long Island,’ 7:30 p.m. at Red House Nature Center, Inlet Pond County Park, Greenport. Presentation by Dianne Taggart with photographs by James Galletto. Fee $5. 917-623-5373,

including paintings, prints, photographs and sculpture at Janet T. Swanson Gallery, Old Point Schoolhouse at Oysterponds Historical Society, Orient. 631-323-2480. FLOYD MEMORIAL LIBRARY ART RECEPTION Traveling India, 3 Months, 9 States, 27 Cities multimedia presentation on India and artist’s reception 3 p.m. at Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport. Exhibition features photographs, paintings and videos by Tony Bettler and Marla Milne. 631-477-0660. 35TH ANNUAL RIVERHEAD COUNTRY FAIR - 10 a.m.-5 p.m. features live entertainment, agriculture, homemaking and needlecraft competitions, vegetable decorating contest, carnival rides and midway, folk music and arts, pedal tractor pulls for spectators, farm animals, pony rides, food, garden tractor pulls, tastes of Long Island farm produce, over 450 vendors and more. 631-727-7600, Rain date Monday, Oct. 11. KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS BREAKFAST - Breakfast Buffet, 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. at Knights of Columbus, Cutchogue. Adults $8; children $4. All welcome. 631-734-

7338. 2nd ANNUAL ANTIQUE AUTO SHOW - Friends of The Big Duck 2nd annual Antique Auto Show, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at Big Duck Ranch, Flanders. Rain date Sunday, Oct. 17. Trophies, raffles, live music and more. Proceeds benefit restoration of Big Duck Ranch. 631-727-0593. COMING UP HAUNTED MANSION COSTUME BALL, OCTOBER 29 - The Portly Grape Haunted Mansion Costume Ball, Friday, October 29, Prix Fixe Buffet Dinner, Live Music and Dancing Costume Contest. $10 Raffle s to enter to win a free weekend at The Portly Grape - Proceeds to support Simone Doroski and the Oceana Leadership Team. 305 North Road, Greenport, 631-477-4500. ONGOING EVENTS SOUP KITCHEN - Community supper, free soup kitchen for those in need, 5:30-6:30 p.m. on Wednesdays at St. Agnes Roman Catholic Church, Sixth Street in Greenport.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 9 OHS FALL ART EXHIBITION - October 9-10, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Monday, Oct. 11, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Works by local artists including paintings, prints, photographs and sculpture at Janet T. Swanson Gallery, Old Point Schoolhouse at Oysterponds Historical Society, Orient. 631-323-2480. ASTRONOMY JAMBOREE - Custer Institute’s 3rd annual Astronomy Jamboree 1:30-10 p.m., Southold. Program includes seminars and presentations on various topics including gravity waves, modifying telescopes for disabled observers, the icy moons of Saturn and more. Seating limited; reservations required. Registration form available at Admission $45; members $35; seniors $30; full-time students $20; Keynote Address attendees $15. To reserve contact and send form with check payable to Custer Institute. Star Party begins 10 p.m., open to all; Admission $5; children $3. 631-765-2626. COLD STUNNED SEA TURTLE LECTURE - 2-3:30 p.m. at Cutchogue-New Suffolk Library, Cutchogue; Sunday, Oct. 10, 2-3:30 p.m. at Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead; Wednesday, Oct. 13, 6-7:30 p.m. at Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport; Thursday, Oct. 14, 6-7:30 p.m. at Atlantis Marine World. Offered by the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research and Preservation, presentation is designed to recruit beach walkers to search for sea turtles in need of help. Free. Pre-registration required: 631-369-9840, POQUATUCK HALL PIANO PARTY - 5-7 p.m. features pianists Louise Pecoraro, Lea Kendall, Ginger Jones, Don Boerum, Emma Paroli and John Contiguglia playing the newly-purchased Mason/Hamlin vintage 1923 baby grand. Wine and cheese served. Hosted by Oysterponds Community Association. No admission. 631-323-2601. WALK FOR LIFE - Birthright 13th annual Walk for Life, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. at Indian Island Park, Riverhead. Free refreshments and music. 631-728-8900. TUSCAN FEAST - North Fork Vineyard Tuscan Feast, Saturday, Oct. 9, 5-8 p.m. at Gramercy Vineyards, Mattituck. Chefs Tom Schaudel and Michael Ross create a “Dinner in the Vines” featuring locavore creations from the bounty of the North Fork paired with artisanal wines, hosted by Gramercy Vineyards and Group for the East End to raise funds for local environmental protection. Rain date Sunday, October 10th. BYOP (bring your own plate) to reduce waste. Tickets $150 at HARVEST FESTIVAL - 9 a.m.-3 p.m. at St. Peter’s Lutheran Church, Greenport. Live music, yard sale, books, plants, handmade crafts, home-baked goods, basket auctions and more. Food includes clam chowder, wurst, hotdogs, chili and potato pancakes. Rain date Monday, Oct. 11. 631477-0662. FUNDRAISER - Chinese auction, bake/book sale and 50/50 raffle, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. sponsored by Friends of Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport in lower level of library. Proceeds help fund children’s and adult programs. 631-4770660. YOUTH NIGHT - Youth Night for grades 5-8, 7-9 p.m. at Southold Town Recreation Center, Peconic Lane, Peconic. Various Wii games, pool, pingpong, indoor basketball and foosball. Snacks and refreshments available at reasonable price. Bring favorite CDs or iPod. Free to resident youth. 631-765-5182. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 10 OHS FALL ART EXHIBITION - 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Monday, Oct. 11, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Works by local artists


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Gospel at Old Whalers’ Church

By Stacy Dermont The Bridgehampton Child Care and Recreation Center (BCCRC) will present a concert of the Howard Gospel Choir this Saturday, October 9 at the Old Whalers Church in Sag Harbor at 7 p.m. The Howard Gospel Choir is based at Howard University in Washington, D.C. Federally chartered in 1867, Howard is a non-profit, private, historically black university. From its outset it has been nonsectarian and open to people of both genders and all races. Howard has graduate schools of pharmacy, law, medicine, dentistry and divinity, in addition to the undergraduate program. Notably BCCRC Executive Director Bonnie

Cannon is herself a Howard grad and former member of its choir. She remembers fondly “how wonderful it was to perform as well as to learn from some of the best” while traveling with the group. She wanted to bring the choir here to perform in a fundraiser that the whole community could afford to support. Among the nation’s historically Black institutions of higher learning, Howard University and its Department of Music stand at the forefront, revered for its illustrious past and renowned as a premier provider of education for those who aspire to a career in music. Under Conductor J. Wheldon Norris, the choir has performed throughout the United States including concerts at the White House and the Kennedy Center. Howard University has played an important role in American history, particularly during the Civil Rights Movement. Stokely Carmichael, also known as Kwame Toure, a student in the Department of Philosophy and the Howard University School of Divinity coined the term “Black Power.” Alain Locke, Chair of the Department of Philosophy and first African American Rhodes Scholar, authored The New Negro, which helped to usher in the Harlem Renaissance. Ralph Bunche, the first Nobel Peace Prize winner of African descent, served as chair of the Department of Political Science. Some of Howard’s many famous alumni include actress and singer Phylicia Rashad and her sister

choreographer Debbie Allen as well as Nobel Prize and Pulitzer Prize-winning author Toni Morrison, playwright and actor Ossie Davis and CNN anchor Fredricka Whitfield. The 1990s R&B group Shai was formed on the campus of Howard University. The Old Whalers Church prides itself on being “An open door since 1844.” Following its series of summer music events, this concert will be yet another opportunity for the public to bask in the beauty and history of this rare Egyptian Revival building. This is not the first time that the sanctuary has hosted a gospel concert for the childcare center. It is an interesting historical point that this sanctuary was filled to capacity for a speech given by visiting Ku Klux Klansman Rev. Andrew Van Antwerpen in 1923. This church now serves all local residents with a food pantry and meeting spaces used for support groups and classes. It also houses the Conservative Synagogue of the Hamptons and the Sag Harbor Youth Center. Bridgehampton National Bank has sponsored this event for the public. The $35 ticket to this event benefits the childcare center. To reserve a seat call 631-537-0616.




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Jackson and Lee We couldn’t quite figure it out when we first saw the current photographic exhibit featuring Jackson Pollock and Lee Krasner at the Pollock Krasner House. There has always been a slight “edge” to other shows of similar photographs, a subtle tension between the couple that became apparent in the composition of the images or the position of the figures. This exhibit is different: Pollock and Krasner appear relaxed; personal elements are present, including Pollock’s dog. The photographer even captured Pollock at work on a painting. There is not a lot of asymmetrical composition indicating imbalance. Simply put, all seemed well. If that observation is true, it’s because the photographer, Tony Vaccaro, functioned more as a friend than a photographer. However, such a declaration evokes a salient question: does the relationship between subject and artist have an effect on a work of art? There must be many examples proving that relationships do matter, but one which comes readily to mind is Modigliani’s painting of his pregnant wife. The piece took the art world by storm, clearly showing the woman’s extraordinary demeanor that only Modigliani could capture. While other circumstances may be somewhat responsible, we are going to assume that Vaccaro’s manner and method set the scene for relax-

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ation. His friendship also played a part. How do we know? Because Vaccaro himself confirms it. According to Vaccaro, in a conversation with this critic, he was always intrigued by the East Hampton art colony. He had his own opinions about why New York artists came here, citing the availability of land and houses when farmers, who were no longer able to make a living, moved from the area and traveled west. Yet Vaccaro had never met any of these artists until he moved into the New York neighborhood between 14th Street and 8th Street. The first night in his new apartment, and wanting to explore the area, he went out for a walk at 11:30 p.m. He stumbled upon a friendly-looking saloon and went in. It was the Cedar Bar, and there he began a friendship with Pollock. Two years later, in 1953 , Vaccaro went to photograph Pollock and Krasner at home in The Springs; while those photographs were never published or shown, the results now hang on the walls of the Pollock Krasner House. He remembers that day (and the next three days ) well. “Lee embraced me warmly when she opened the door, and Jackson asked if I wanted an espresso.” Asked how his working methods established a pleasant environment, Vaccaro notes that he never said, “Hold it, don’t move,” to his subjects. “In pictures by other photographers, it was known that Jackson had to hold a pose for as long as 45 minutes,” Vaccaro adds. “I didn’t ask him to do that.” It was during the shoot that Pollock made a startling statement as Vaccaro vividly recalls: “I want to leave something when I leave this earth; I have to do more than drip painting,” Pollock said. This one sentence has a salient significance when we look at Vaccaro’s photographs. There are pictures of Pollock standing with a work that features a round-shaped face. Vaccaro suggests this represented the different direction that Pollock had in mind, how he had gone back to his life as a teenager for inspiration. Vaccaro says that the wife of

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Pollock with his dog Ahab in 1953. a friend who was at the shoot named the painting “Echo.” While Vaccaro brings a documentary feel to the photographs (he took pictures of World War 11 when he was stationed in Berlin, publishing a book called Entering Germany, 1944-1949) he also has a flair for the dramatic. Consider the photographs of Pollock sitting with his dog. Or the extreme close-up of Pollock himself. Vaccaro captures a special humanity that rarely surfaces. “Jackson and Lee, August 1953: Photographs by Tony Vaccaro” will be on view at The Pollock Krasner House through Oct. 30, 2010. Call for hours at 631324-4929.

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Dan’s Papers October 8, 2010 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Page 70 For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg: 65 Kid Calendar pg: 83 Day by Day Calendar pg: 84 AMG-Amagansett; BRDG-Bridgehampton; EHEast Hampton; EP-Eastport; GP-Greenport; HBHampton Bays; JP-Jamesport; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; NO-Noyac; PC-Peconic; Q-Quogue; RBRemsenberg; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SHD-Southold; SI-Shelter Island; SPG-Springs; WM-Water Mill; WHWesthampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WSWainscott OPENINGS AND EVENTS FIGURE DRAWING CLASS IN SOUTHAMPTON – Oct, 12., 10:30 a.m., Southampton Artists sponsor 2 workshops at the Vets hall on Pond Lane every Tuesday 10:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. or 7 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. Model fee is $7. All levels are welcome. Vets Hall, Pond Lane, Southampton. 631725-5851. GALLERY TALK WITH TERRY WALLACE – Oct, 7, The Suffolk County Society will present a special Gallery Talk on the new exhibit “Helen M. Kroeger & Otto J. Kurth: The Anchorage Studio and Peconic Bay Impressionism.” The talk will be presented by the exhibit’s curator, noted art authority Terry Wallace of the Wallace Gallery in East Hampton. Cost: $5 donation to the SCHS. For more information, please contact the Society at 631727-2881 x104. ART AND SOUL GALLERY PRESENTS ARTIST FELICITAS WETTER – Oct 9, 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. at the Art and Soul Gallery, 495-A Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631325-1504. OPENING EXHIBIT FOR DONNA CORVI AND JOHN PAPALEO – Oct, 9, 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. opening reception. The Depot Art Gallery at Montauk Train Station, Edgemere and Flamingo Road, Montauk. A RUSSIAN NIGHT IN THE HAMPTONS – Oct 9, Cocktail reception, 6 to 9 p.m. Featuring the artworks by David Datuna, Oksana Mas, Arsen Savadov, Nathan Slate Joseph and Robert Bery. 20% of all proceeds from art sales would benefit the RCWS charitable programs. The Mironova Gallery, 2411 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 347346-0924. DAVID GEISER AT WALK TALL – Opening reception Oct 9, 6 to 8 p.m. Benefit for the East Hampton Day Care Center. Walk Tall Gallery, 197 Madison Street, Sag Harbor. 631-681-1572. VISION ART OPENING AT SALON XAVIER – Oct 9, 7 to 9 p.m. opening reception for art by Claude Imaz. At Salon Xavier, 1A Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-6400. HAMBURG KENNEDY GALLERY OPENING – Oct 10, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. opening reception for gallery in Southampton. 64-66 Jobs Lane, Southampton. JEDEDIAH HAWKINS INN – “Partly Cloudy – Chance of Rain,” by Max Moran, on view through Oct. 11, 400 S. Jamesport Ave, JP. DECORDOVA STUDIO – “Quartet: A Blending of Visual Talents,” on view through Oct. 12. 538 Main St., GP. 631-477-0620. AUTUMN LIGHT ART EXHIBIT RECEPTION -

Deborah Black, Priscilla Bowden, Gail Kern, Margery Gosnell-Qua will be featured from 4 to 6 p.m. for an opening reception at the Southampton Cultural Center’s Levitas Center for the Arts. Art show runs through Octorber 31. THE LAST PICTURE SHOW – On view through October 11. Open Saturday and Sunday, noon to 5 p.m. featuring artist Marilyn Stevenson plus showing works by KMC gallery artists. Karyn Mannix Contemporary, 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-377-3235. GALLERIES ANNYX – 150 Main St., SGH. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL – 495 Montauk Hwy, EP. 631-325-1504. ART BARGE – 50 years art barge history. Victor D’Amico Institute of Art, AMG. 631-267-3172. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. daily or by appointment. 28E Job’s Ln., SH. 631-204-0383. BEGO EZAIR– American Contemporary paintings, sculpture, video. Two locations: 437 Main St., GP, 631-4773777; 136 Main St., SH, 631-204-0442. BENSON-KEYES – By appt. 917-509-1379 or BERNARD SPRING STEEL – Watercolors, sculptures. Sat., Sun. 1-4 p.m. 7760 Main Bayview Rd., SHD. 631-765-9509. BOLTAX – 21 Ferry Rd., SI. 631-749-4062. CELADON CLAY ART – 41 Old Mill Rd., WM. 631726-2547. CHRYSALIS – Thurs.-Mon. 10-5:30 p.m. 2 Main St., SH. 631-287-1883. CHUCK SEAMAN FISH PRINTING – 27B Gardner’s Lane, HB. 631-338-7977. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Furnishings, found objects. Lazy Point, AMG. 631-267-3172. DELANEY COOKE – 150 Main St., SGH. 917-4458427. DESHUK-RIVERS – Tours with artist Daria Deshuk. 141 Maple Ln., BRDG. 631-237-4511. DRAWING ROOM – 16R Newtown Ln., EH. FLOWERS AT THE GREENERY – 19 Mitchell Rd., WHB. 631-288-7903. GALERIE BELAGE – 8 Moniebogue Ln., WHB. 631288-5082. GALLERYB – 150 Main St., SGH. 631-725-1059. HAMBURG KENNEDY – 11 a.m.-8 p.m, Weds.-Sun. 64 Jobs Ln., SH. JILL LYNN & CO – Paintings, Dana Bell, Grant Haffner, through Sept. 15. 66 Jobs Ln., SH. LEIBER MUSEUM – 446 Old Stone Hwy, SPG. 631329-3288. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART – Noon-6p.m. Sat, Noon-5 p.m. Sun, or by appt. 633 First St., GP. 631-477-2633. LUCILLE KHORNAK – 2400 Montauk Hwy, BRDG. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Abstracts by Joan Mitchell, Philip Guston, Lee Krasner, Ken Noland, James Rosenquist. 2426 Main St., BRDG. 631-537-7245. OUTEAST – 65 Tuthill Rd., MTK. 631-375-6730. PAILLETTS – 78 Main St., SGH. 631-899-4070.


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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, October 8 to Thursday, October 14. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) Wall Street (PG13) – Fro. 6, 8:30, Sat, Sun, Mon, 2, 5, 8 Tues-Thurs, 7 Social Network (PG13) – Fri, 7, 9:30, Sat, Sun, 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30, Mon, 1:30, 4, 7 Tues, Wed, Thurs, 7 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Theater Closed Wednesdays and Tuesdays Get Low – 4 all week Heartbreaker – 6 all week Mao’s Last Dance – 8 all week UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) See HIFF schedule on page 78

UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Easy A (PG13) – Sat., 2:10, 4:30, 7:30, 9:40, Sun., 2:10, 4:30, 7:30, Fri, 4:30, 7:30, 9:40, Mon-Thur, 4:30, 7:30 The Town (R) – Sat, 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 10, Sun., 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, Fri., 4:20, 7:10, 10, Mon.-Thur, 4:20, 7:10 Let Me In (R) – Sat., 1:40, 4:10, 7, 9:30, Sun., 1:40, 4:10, 7, Fri., 4:10, 7, 9:30., Mon-Thur., 4:10, 7 Legend of the Guardians (PG) – Sat., 2, 4:40, 7:40, 10:10, Sun., 2, 4:40, 7:40, Fri, 4:40, 7:40, Mon-Thur, 4:40, 7:40 Life As We Know It (PG13) – Sat., 1:50, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50 Sun., 1:50, 4:50, 7:20, Fri, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50, Mon-Thur, 4:50, 7:20 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) See HIFF Schedule on page 78

MATTITUCK CINEMAS (Call 631-298-Show for times) Life As We Know It (PG13), Legend of the Guardians (PG), Wall Street (PG13), The Town (R), Secretariat (PG), Case 39 (R), Social Network (PG13), Let Me In (R) THE MONTAUK MOVIE See HIFF Schedule on page 78 BAYSTREET THEATER What Ever Happened To Baby Jane, October 10 – 7 p.m. The Rainmaker, October 14 – 7 p.m. The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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& Cavolfiore, say it over and over and it comes out sounding quite poetic and flowery. And in fact that’s just what it is, cauliflower, meaning cabbage flower in Italian. There are any number of botanical varieties within the same family of cauliflower. For instance, broccoli and Romanesco are the same species and have similar structures. The snow white cauliflower as we know it is replaced by the green of these other vegetables. The green Italian Romanesco with its handsome spiky cluster of curds is an ancestral form. And by any other name cauliflower is simply a delicious and nutritious vegetable. Cauliflower is low in fat, high in dietary fiber, carotenoid and vitamin C. While available through the year the vegetable is in its prime at your local farm stands and farmers market from September through November. In honor of Columbus Day here are some of my favorite cavolfiore recipes. While not Italian, per se, I think Christopher would have also enjoyed the currently popular roasted cauliflower. ROASTED SPICED CAULIFLOWER The Combination of spices are sure to please! Serves 4 1 medium head cauliflower 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1 tablespoon fresh thyme leaves 1/4 teaspoon ground coriander 1/8 teaspoon cayenne Kosher salt to taste Preheat oven to 425°F Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or Silpat 1. Rinse, trim and separate the flowerets.

Steam for 5 to 8 minutes until partly cooked but still firm. Pat dry with paper towel. 2. Transfer cauliflower to a bowl and toss with the remaining ingredients. Spread in a single uncrowded layer on the baking sheet and roast for 20 to 25 minutes until lightly browned and crisp. CAVOLFIORI STRASCICATO Sautéing or roasting cauliflower prevents a loss of nutrients as when boiling the vegetable. Serves 4 1 medium cauliflower 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 2 to 3 cloves garlic, finely chopped Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 2 tablespoons finely chopped Italian parsley 1. Rinse, trim and separate the cauliflower into flowerets. Steam for 5 to 8 minutes until partly cooked but still firm. Pat dry with paper towel. 2. Heat the butter and oil in a large 12-inch skillet; when butter foam suibsides add the garlic. Saute over medium heat for 1 minute. Add the cauliflower and cook, stirring frequently while scraping the bottom of the pan, for 8 to 10 minutes until the flowerets are lightly browned and tender. Season with salt and pepper to taste and toss to mix. Remove from heat and sprinkle with parsley. Adapted from Cooking from an Italian Garden, Holt, Rinehart Winston, 1984. CAVOLFIORE CON POMODORI Y PARMIGIANO This timely recipe is a reminder that cauliflower can be a luxurious vegetable when paired with the last of summer tomatoes and garden fresh basil.


Serves 6-8 1 medium farm-fresh cauliflower, about 1 1/2 - 2 pounds Koher salt for the cooking water Freshly ground pepper 5 ripe tomatoes, peeled, seeded and coarsely chopped 3 tablespoons chiffonade of fresh basil 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese 2 tablespoons plain bread crumbs 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into small dice 1. Cut off the base of the cauliflower and remove leaves. Pull the florets away from the core and soak in a bowl of cold water for 20 minutes. Drain. 2. Meanwhile, bring a large pot of water to a rolling boil. Add about a tablespoon kosher salt to taste and add the florets. Return to a boil and cook at a brisk simmer for 6-7 minutes; then drain and refresh under cool water. Drain well and pat dry to absorb as much of the moisture as possible. (continued on page 72)

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The Westhampton Beach Restaurant Roundup The Patio at 54 Main 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631-288-0100 Brothers Antonio and Pietro Bottero look forward to serving you. They pride themselves on running one of Westhampton’s oldest restaurants. They offer upscale dining in a casual atmosphere. Their wellrounded menu offers Creative American and fare with an Italian influence. Attractions include fresh seafood, prime aged steaks and regional pasta dishes. You can view their wine list online before you visit at It features wines from across the world including regional Italian wines. Try their two-course prix fixe menu offered Sunday through Thursday for $22.95. Meals are served by friendly staff in this historic location seven days a week, all year. Listen to live music every Friday and Saturday night. The Patio hosts a number of events throughout the year. This Thursday, October 14, The Patio plays host to the Westhampton Beach High School Scholarship Fundraiser from 6 to 9 p.m. A $45 donation per ticket includes a gourmet buffet dinner, live music, drink specials and a raffle. Annona Restaurant 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach 631-288-7766 In Roman mythology Annona is the personification of the year’s harvest. This is a fitting title for this spectacular restaurant in Westhampton Beach. The kitchen uses local, high-quality ingredients to create modern fare that honors its namesake. Chef

Anthony Decker, formerly of Felidia, uses these ingredients to create a truly innovative and continually evolving menu – exemplifying the best of what Long Island has to offer. The restaurant’s daily tasting menu allows guests to sample numerous dishes and creates a unique dining experience. Diners are encouraged to order either three or four dishes from the restaurant’s contemporary menu. At $35 from Sunday to Thursday for thee courses and $45-$55 , for three or four courses, on Friday-Saturday Annona is truly a hidden treasure of the Hamptons. Takeout is available. Starr Boggs 6 Parlato Drive, Westhampton Beach 631-288-3500 Starr Boggs offers New American Cuisine with a focus on local, seasonal ingredients. They butcher the finest grade meats on premises to ensure the best dining experience possible. You can view Chef de Cuisine Andrew Ostipwko’s current menu online at The dress code here is Smart Casual and yes, they do accept walk-ins. Their Private Party Facilities include Semi-private and separate dining areas including their gazebo that can accommodate up to 12 guests. The entire restaurant is available for daytime rental all season and nightly rental in the off-season. They also host luncheons and cocktail parties on their garden patio. Using local suppliers helps in creating menus to suit your desires and budget. They do it all at Starr Boggs – they can even arrange for entertainment, rentals and flowers for your event. Open through Thanksgiving weekend

this year, you can check their website for weekly specials and prix fixe menus. Dee Angelo’s Pleasant Café 149 Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631-288-2009 This charming cafe on Main Street serves lunch and dinner Thursday through Monday. Al fresco seating is available. Influences include European, Italian, Mexican and traditional American. So their menu includes frittatas, pancakes, panini, fresh seafood, steak, duck, pastas, nachos, chili and more. Come see why this has been such a popular place at the village green since 2002. Both on and off site catering is available. Dee Angelo’s offers an intimate venue, popular for wedding rehearsal dinners and other celebrations. A casual dining option with very friendly staff.


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Preheat oven to 375 °F. 3. Arrange florets in a buttered baking dish. In a bowl, mix the tomatoes, basil, salt and pepper to taste and spoon over the cauliflower. Pour over olive oil and toss to coat. Mix the cheese and breadcrumbs and sprinkle evenly over the mixture. Can be prepared ahead to this point and refrigerated covered for several hours or overnight. When ready to bake, bring to room temperature if refrigerated, dot with butter and bake in preheated oven for 25 minutes until hot and bubbly. Serve at once. Recipe may be frozen for up to a month.

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Restaurant Review: Luce + Hawkins, Jamesport By Stacy Dermont This is a Rave review. Yes, that’s “Rave” with a capital “R!” Sadly I don’t have enough space here to tell you in detail about all the great food and drink I had for dinner at Luce + Hawkins last week. Happily their menu changes frequently so you can count on experiencing the very best local produce at its peak. Executive Chef Keith Luce is a local farm boy who made good – really good. A James Beard Award winner, he’s worked in New York, Chicago, California, France, Italy and most recently at the famed Herbfarm Restaurant outside Seattle. There he met wine expert Michael Kaminski who now serves as Director of Luce + Hawkins. What a pair and what pairings! A sense of fun and an acute attention to detail obtain in this establishment. Luce and Kaminski offer a tasting menu with wine pairings that I highly recommend. My dining partner was particularly taken with his “Lemon Thyme Course” that featured Shinnecock scallops. A slight crunch on the outside, but all “butta” inside. A couple wines that stand out are Selene’s Chesler 2004, a Napa red that can only be described as “a monster” and Jamesport Vineyard’s Late Harvest Reisling 2007 which offers, among other attributes, a remarkable apricot finish. The Wine List is exceptional – it’s extensive but very discerning. It includes some of my favorite Fingers Lakes wines as well as outstanding “locals” including Water’s Crest rose and Lenz’ chardonnay. Luce + Hawkins also offers a regular dinner menu rich with possibilities. I’ll just touch on the “golden moments of bliss” that I experienced. The Steamed Bao Dumplings with Montauk tuna were sent out as an amuse-bouche. Our “bouches” were very amused.

The restaurant’s kitchen garden We could have made a meal of these and left happy. The NoFo duck wings are a big hit. I didn’t indulge but my dining partner was enthusiastic about their tender stickiness. I tried a “Freestyle Shareable Side,” Satur Farms Beets and Catapano Chevre. No way was I going to share this! The beets were almost crunchy and slightly vinegar, the cheese as smooth and creamy as can be. Wow! For my entrée I ordered an artisan pizza which “changes daily.” This was my lucky day – pancetta, cauliflower and cheese! Saltygood, the small florettes were even better than cauliflower I’ve had on pannekoeken in the Netherlands. Monday’s Daily Special was chicken soup – big chunks of succulent white mean, tendercrisp celery, carrots and fennel, very flavorful. My dining partner’s “Corn Shooter.” If butter is heaven, this thing is a cloud in a glass. Ah dessert. Luce + Hawkins little, made-to-order donuts did not disappoint. In fact the rosemary ice

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Dan’s Papers October 8, 2010 FOOD & DINING Page 74 ANNONA - Upscale Italian Restaurant with innovative dishes created by Executive Chef Anthony Decker. Open 7 days 4:30 - 11. Ladies Night Thursday. Daily Happy Hour 4:30 - 7. 112 Old Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach 631-288-7766. BACKYARD RESTAURANT AT SOLE EAST - A local favorite for those in the know. Located on the beautifully landscaped grounds of Sole East Resort. Casual, Mediterranean-influenced menu incorporating the freshest local produce and daily catches. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Poolside dining. Brazilian Bossa Nova brunches on Sundays and live entertainment. 90 Second House Rd., Montauk. 631-668-2105. BOBBY VAN’S - Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. ‘til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton, 631-537-0590. BREWSTERS SEAFOOD MARKET - Mon-Thurs, “Early Catch” menu, complete dinners $15. Two-Fer Tues, two lobsters (1 1/8) $25, includes 2 sides. Wed, Bucket Night, all shellfish buckets $12. Everyday special, Bucket of Corona & Steamed Shellfish $30. Open seven days. 252 Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays, 631-7283474. CAFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S - Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m., from noon to 3 p.m. serving a casual Italian-style menu. Excellent choices by Executive Chef Chip Monte. Check out the great late night bar scene. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-668-2345. CANAL CAFÉ - Be reminded of Cape Cod in the 1970s at this very casual waterfront eatery. Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar. Accessible by boat. Live music all summer. 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays, 631-723-2155. CASA BASSO - Three-course prix fixe $25 every night. 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton, 631-2881841. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM - Serving the best aged and marinated steak, the freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual warm atmosphere. Family-owned and operated since 1958. Open for lunch and dinner. Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-722-3292, or 1065 Franklinville Rd, Laurel, 631-298-3262.


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THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN - New American Cuisine with Mediterranean flair. Lunch and dinner daily, closed Tues. 370 Manor Ln., Jamesport, 631-7220500. THE JUICY NAMM - Open in Sag Harbor and East Hampton, serving organic juices, smoothies and highvibration raw vegan cuisine. 51 Division St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-3030, and 27 Race Lane, East Hampton, 631-604-5091. LA VOLPE RISTORANTE/ANTON’S BRICK OVEN PIZZERIA - Authentic Italian cuisine. Traditional recipes with a contemporary twist. $18 Lunch Prix Fixe 12-3 p.m., $12.99 Twilight Menu 4-6 p.m., Vintage Hour everyday at the bar 4-6 p.m. with complimentary bar bites. 611 Montauk Hwy, Center Moriches. Reservations 631-874-3819, Anton’s Take-out, 631-878-2528. LE SOIR RESTAURANT - Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts. 825 W. Montauk Hwy, Bayport, 631-4729090. MAHON’S SEAFOOD SHACK - Fresh local seafood cooked to order by French Chef Christian Du Pernay. Visit us on Facebook. Live Aucostic music every Friday & Saturday. 2095 Montauk Hwy. Amagansett, on the Napeague Stretch 631-604-5102. Open 7 days. MUSE RESTAURANT & AQUATIC LOUNGE New American Fare with Regional Flare. $29.95 threecourse prix fixe offered ALL NIGHT, every night. Live music on Thursdays. Private cooking classes & wine dinners with Chef Guiffrida available. Open Thurs.-Sun., 5:30 p.m. Citarella Plaza, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill, 631-726-2606. OLD MILL INN – Showcases local, seasonal ingredients, including fresh lobsters and oysters, priced for the times. Open for lunch and dinner, Wed.-Sun. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck, 631-298-8080. ORCHARD AND VINE BAR AND RESTAURANT - Offers contemporary American fare showcasing locally grown and farm fresh ingredients, fine spirits, outstanding wines and a casually elegant atmosphere. Dinner 6-11 p.m. Open daily. Lunch. 56 Nugent Street, Southampton, 631-377-3669. PHAO THAI KITCHEN - Classic Thai barbecued beef, chicken satay, shrimp & vegetable summer rolls and wok-charred squid appetizers. 29 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-0101. PIERRE’S - Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere. Open seven days. Brunch Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. PHILIPPE – Frequented by Paul McCartney, Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker–plays host to Hamptons VIPs. Best in Chinese Food (Zagat 2010) and Best of the Best (New York Magazine, 2007), gourmands can enjoy a $29 three-course prix fixe dinner, Sun.-Thurs. 44 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton, 631-907-0250. RACE LANE – An American restaurant with some continental asides. The modern building was designed by Norman Jaffe and the architect’s style is back. Guests can sit by the fire on couches with cocktails, such as the “Race Lane Shandy” ($9, Pilsner, St. Germain, club soda) or the “Torquay” ($14, gin, muddled cucumber and lemon served in a Prosecco float). Open year round at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton, 631-324-5022. SAKURA - Sushi & Hibachi Steak House, Experience Hibachi in Riverhead,serving lunch & dinner, dine in or pick up, private parties and catering available. Open 7 days for your dining pleasure, come experience! 1097 Old Country Road, Riverhead (in Staples Plaza) 631727-8688 SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR - A modern American bistro. Open seven days, lunch & dinner. Great bar scene and even better food. This week’s specials include sautéed softshell crabs with lemon buerre blanc, roasted corn and tomato salad. Happy Hour Mon.-Fri., 5-7 p.m. Catering available & Full Take-out Menu. 26 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays, 631-7232626. THAT LITTLE ITALIAN PLACE - Italian cuisine in the heart of Greenport (across from Mitchell Park), enjoy views of the Harbor while enjoying authentically prepared meals, along with specialty drinks in the cool atmosphere! Serving lunch Fri.-Sun., Dinner Thurs.Sun. Full menu available for take out, on and off premises catering. 110 Front St., Greenport, 631-477-6767. TUTTO IL GIORNO- Open for dinner WednesdaySunday, lunch Saturday and Sunday. $30 three-course prix fixe and 30% off wine Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday. 6 Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7009.

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Miral: Julian Schnabel’s Palestinian Film By David Lion Rattiner There is a movie coming to the Hamptons International Film Festival (HIFF) directed by filmmaker and artist Julian Schnabel that has everybody talking. It was written about in Vanity Fair after it showed at Toronto’s film festival. The film is a mainstream account of Palestinian struggles from the rise of the state of Israel until the first Intifada. Yikes. Now there’s a movie to bring some buzz into the Hamptons. In this film, called Miral, Schnabel casts the stunningly gorgeous and talented Freida Pinto, the Indian actress of Slumdog Millionaire, in the starring role. But it’s the story that’s carrying this movie from festival to festival with energy, proving to the world once again, what these festivals can do for talented moviemakers and actors. The story chronicles an orphanage for Palestinian girls that people are trying to establish in Jerusalem after the 1948 partition of Palestine and the creation of the State of Israel. In a short period of time, the orphanage population grows to nearly 2,000, and the orphanage is renamed the Dar Al-Tifel Institute. The story revolves around an orphan, now 17, named Miral (played by Pinto), who was sent to the orphanage at the age of seven by her father after her mother died. Now, assigned to teach at a refugee camp, she is exposed to the reality of the struggle of the Palestinian


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Freida Pinto in the title role people and falls in love with a political activist. Miral then becomes torn between physically fighting for her people or going down the path of reason and education towards peace. The screenplay is an adaptation of a book by a Palestinian journalist named Rula Jebreal and the story is told, 100%, from the viewpoint of the Palestinians. There are scenes that show the injustices that Palestinians have faced and it brings to the fore a viewpoint that is rarely presented in Hollywood. But that is what Julian Schnabel, a Montauk resident, does best—bring about the unlikely that we love. Allen and Thelma Schoonmaker, Martin Scorsese’s long-time editor. The pacing of the editing (transitions between images) was highly calculated to build suspense. For example, when the audience wanted to see what was happening in the water, Field delayed cutting to the relevant shot, often for only a few seconds, evoking anxiety in the viewer and the characters. Cutting from subjective to objective images was extremely effective, too. Remember when Police Chief Brody (Scheider) would look at the water for sharks (objective) and then there was a cut to what he was seeing (subjective). Extraordinary sound aesthetics also caused antici-

The film itself is beautiful, with beautiful people in it. The deep colors and artistic lighting of Schnabel’s eye are impossible not to notice. The guy simply knows how to make something look incredibly magnificent and when you have a guy like Schnabel directing around an actress like Pinto, well, that just makes some damn fine moviemaking. Your mind does take notice that Pinto is not Palestinian, but Indian. But her appeal is so profound that you accept and trust Schnabel’s choice for bringing her into the film. It’s always fun to watch a master do what he does best, and Schnabel has done that with the film Miral. The entire production can get your head spinning about the conflict in Palestine. Schnabel is telling a story from the point of view of a Palestinian, yet he comes from a Jewish American background. His mother was President of the Women’s Zionist Organization of America. What’s even stranger, or maybe a better word is cooler, is that the film is distributed by the proIsrael, Jewish owner of the Weinstein Company, Harvey Weinstein. Miral will be a hot ticket at this year’s HIFF and another hot ticket will be the Conversation With... series, where Schnabel talks in an intimate setting before an audience about the film and about filmmaking. The talk includes a question and answer session which, with Julian Schnabel’s larger than life presence, could be a movie in itself. pation and fear. The shark’s theme was the first and only sound heard as the credits appeared (and before there were any images on the screen). Sound from the radio and other beachgoers was used as well to cause distraction and anxiety for Scheider and the audience when the Chief watched for sharks in the water. Character movement was similarly disconcerting. Consider Scheider when he was trying to get a glance at the water, and people would be constantly walking passed him, thus blocking his view. Finally, there was arresting camera movement (continued on page 79)

THE IMAGERY OF JAWS This week’s cover deviates from the norm. It’s not a painting by an individual artist as usual but a publicity shot from the blockbuster movie Jaws. Why Jaws to especially celebrate the 18th Annual Hamptons International Film Festival? First, the director, Steven Spielberg, has a home in East Hampton. Second, the primary actor, Roy Scheider, lived here for several years with his family before he, unfortunately, passed away. But there are other reasons. The HIFF remains a venue primarily for independent movies. This critic would contend that Jaws, too, was envisioned as an independent work, with actors who weren’t “stars” and financial backing qualifying it as low budget 35 years ago. Producers Richard Zanuck and David Brown were not yet established as Hollywood hotshots. In fact, several years ago editor Verna Field admitted to this critic that the cast and crew were given “points” as payment for making the film, determined by how much it made at the box office. Everyone believed they would end up with very little money. History proved them wrong. But making money wasn’t the movie’s driving force. The main reason Jaws should be honored on the cover is simple: its unique cinematic techniques, specifically, the editing, sound, character movement and camera movement. First, the editing. (It’s curious to note that many of film’s best editors have been woman, including Dede











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the Bay Street Theatre, Sag Harbor ...Isabella Rossellini - Oct 9, 1 p.m. ...James Franco - \Oct 9, 3 p.m. ... Julian Schnabel - Oct 8, 4 p.m. ...Stanley Tucci Oct 10, 1:30 p.m. Cooked - U.K., 2010, 7 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 10 a.m. Oct 11, 11 a.m. East Hampton Cool It - USA, 2010, 84 min [Feature Documentary] Oct 9, 5:15 p.m. Oct 10, 1 p.m. East Hampton The Cow Who Wanted to Be a Hamburger - USA, 2010, 6 min [Short Narrative] Oct 8, 9 p.m. Oct 10, 8 p.m. East Hampton The Criminal Kind Shorts Program - 80 min [Program] Oct 10, 10:15 p.m. Oct 11, 7:15 p.m. EH Death and the Blue-Eyed Boy - USA, 2010, 17 min [Short Narrative] Oct 7, 2 p.m. Oct 11 8:30 p.m. EH The Debt - USA, 2010, 104 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 9, 6:30 p.m. Guild Hall Oct 10, 8:30 p.m. SH Deeper Than Yesterday - Australia, 2010, 20 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 1:45 p.m. East Hampton Delmer Builds A Machine - USA, 2010, 3 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 10 a.m. Oct 11, 11 a.m. East Hampton The Dinner Party - USA, 2009, 15 min [Short Narrative] Oct 8, 9 p.m. Oct 10, 8 p.m. East Hampton Echo - Poland, 2010, 15 min [Short Narrative] Oct 10, 10:15 p.m., Oct 11, 7:15 p.m. East Hampton Fair Game - USA, 2010, 104 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 8, 9:30 p.m. Guild Hall, Oct 9, 7 p.m. East Hampton Family Shorts Program - 62 min [Program] Oct 9, 10 a.m., Oct 11, 11 a.m. East Hampton The Family Tree - USA, 2010, 87 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 9, 7:15 p.m., Oct 10, 7:30 p.m. Flat Love - 2009, 15 min [Short Narrative] oct 8, 9 p.m. Oct 10, 8 p.m. East Hampton Further Lane - USA, 2010, 13 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 10 p.m. Oct 11, 4 p.m. East Hampton Gayby - USA, 2010, 13 min [Short Narrative] Oct 8, 9 p.m. Oct 10, 8 p.m. East Hampton The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest - 2009, 148 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 10, 9 p.m. Golden Starfish Award Doc Winner 2010 - [Feature Documentary] Oct. 11, 9:30 p.m. Golden Starfish Awards Short Films in Competition - 90 min [Program] Oct 8, 1 p.m. Oct 9, 6:45 p.m. East Hampton Grace, Milly, Lucy... Child Soldiers - Canada, 2010, 73 min [Feature Doc] Oct 8, 11:30 a.m. Oct 10 12:45 p.m. EH\ The Grey Coat - USA, 2010, 13 min [Short Narrative] Oct 10, 10:15 p.m. Oct 11 7:15 p.m. East Hampton Heartbeats - Canada, 2010, 102 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 8, 6 p.m. Guild Hall, Oct 9, 9:15 p.m. EH HIFF Annual Awards Ceremony 2010 - 90 min [Event] Oct 10, 6 p.m. Guild Hall HIFF Salute to Filmmakers Party - 180 min [Event] Oct 9, 9 p.m. East Hampton Studios The Hirosaki Players - USA, 2010, 20 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 1:45 p.m. East Hampton The House of Suh - USA, 2010, 94 min [Feature Doc] Oct 8, 9:45 p.m., Oct 9, 4:45 p.m. East Hampton The Housemaid - South Korea, 2010, 107 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 10, 9 p.m. Mtk, Oct 11, 9 p.m. East Hampton I Am - 2010, 79 min [Feature Doc] Oct 8, 11:45 a.m. EH Incident By a Bank - Sweden, 2010, 12 min [Short Doc.] Oct 9, 11:45 a.m. Oct 10 9 p.m. East Hampton Inhale - USA, 2010, 100 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 9, 9 p.m. Southampton, Oct 11 4:30 p.m. East Hampton An Invisible Sign - USA, 2010, 96 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 7, 1:30 p.m. East Hampton, Oct 9, 6:45 p.m. Southampton, Oct 10 9:30 p.m. East Hampton It’s Me. Helmut - Germany, 2009, 12 min [Short Narrative] Oct 11, 5:15 p.m. Guild Hall Jaloux - Canada, 2010, 95 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 9, 10:30 p.m. Oct 11, 6:45 p.m. East Hampton Jane’s Journey - Germany, 2010, 107 min [Feature Documentary] Oct 8, 2 p.m. E. Hampton, Oct 9 4 p.m. MTK, Oct 10, 11:30 a.m. E. Hampton Oct 11, 4 p.m. Southampton Just a Beginning - France, 2010, 97 min [Feature Documentary] Oct 9, 2 p.m. SH, Oct 11, 11 a.m. EH Kawasaki’s Rose - 2010, 100 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 8, 4:45 p.m. SH, Oct 9, 1:30 p.m. East Hampton King of the Hamptons - USA, 2010, 97 min [Feature Documentary] Oct 7, 2 p.m. Oct 11 8:30 p.m. East Hampton The King’s Speech - 2010, 111 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 8, 7 p.m. Southampton, Oct 9, 9:15 p.m. Guild Hall Kisses Chloe - USA, 2010, 94 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 9, 10 p.m., Oct 11, 4 p.m. East Hampton Knock Off - U.K., 2010, 12 min [Short Narrative] Oct 10, 3:30 p.m., Oct 11, 1 p.m. East Hampton KODAK CINEMATOGRAPHY MASTER CLASSSTUART DRYBURGH - [Panel] Oct 9, 12 p.m. EH Laughter, Love and Life - 82 min [Program] Oct 8, 9 p.m., Oct 10, 8 p.m. East Hampton Le Quattro Volte “The Four Times” - 2010, 88 min

[Feature Narrative] Oct 11, 1:30 p.m. Guild Hall Life with Murder - Canada, 2010, 95 min [Feature Doc.] Oct 7, 4:15 p.m., Oct 8 1:15 p.m. East Hampton The Little Tailor - France, 2010, 44 min [Short Narrative] Oct 10, 11:15 a.m., Oct 11 2:45 p.m. EH Loop Planes - USA, 2010, 11 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 1:15 p.m. East Hampton Louder Than A Bomb - USA, 2010, 99 min [Feature Doc.] Oct 7, 4:45 p.m.. Oct 8, 3:30 p.m. East Hampton Love, Etc. - USA, 2010, 95 min [Feature Doc.] Oct 8, 8:30 p.m., Oct 9, 12 noon, Oct 11, 4:45 p.m. East Hampton Made in Dagenham - U.K., 2010, 113 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 8, 9:15 p.m., Oct 10, 7 p.m. East Hampton Mamas & Papas - 2010, 110 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 7, 3:30 p.m. Oct 8, 12:30 p.m. East Hampton Mary Last Seen - USA, 2010, 15 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 2:45 p.m., Oct 10, 9:45 p.m. East Hampton Me, too! - Spain, 2010, 103 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 10, 5:30 p.m., Oct 11 12 p.m. East Hampton Medal of Honor - 2009, 105 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 7, 4:30 p.m. East Hampton Oct 8, 7 p.m. Montauk Midterm Madness Panel Discussion: Inspiring Political Discourse through Non-Fiction Filmmaking [Panel] Oct 8, 4:30 p.m. First Pres. Church, EH Miller’s Crossing - USA, 1990, 115 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 10, 1 p.m. Guild Hall Miral - 2010, 112 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 8, 6:30 p.m., Oct 9, 7:45 p.m. East Hampton Mister Green - USA, 2010, 15 min [Short Narrative] Oct 10, 10:15 p.m., Oct 11, 7:15 p.m. East Hampton My Sixth Birthday - USA, 2010, 4 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 10 a.m., Oct 11, 11 a.m. East Hampton My So-Called Enemy - USA, 2010, 89 min [Feature Doc] Oct 8, 3:15 p.m. Oct 9, 4:30 p.m., East Hampton Nenette - France, 2010, 70 min [Feature Doc] Oct 11, 5:15 p.m. Guild Hall New Media - USA, 2010, 19 min [Short Narrative] Oct 8, 1 p.m., Oct 9, 6:45 p.m. East Hampton New York Women in Film and Television - 84 min Oct 10, 3:30 p.m. Oct 11, 1 p.m. East Hampton Nico’s Challenge - USA, 2010, 15 min [Short Documentary] Oct 9, 10 a.m., Oct 11, 11 a.m. East Hampton No Tomorrow - USA, 2009, 80 min [Feature Documentary] Oct 7, 1:45 p.m., Oct 9, 9 p.m. East Hampton SPECIAL SCREENING - Nuremberg: Its Lesson for Today [The Schulberg/Waletzky Restoration] [Feature Documentary] 78 Min USA Oct 10, 4:15 p.m. East Hampton Of Love and Other Demons - Colombia, 2009, 97 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 10, 4 p.m., Oct 11, 11:15 a.m. EH Off Season - 2009, 13 min [Short Narrative] Oct 10, 10:15 p.m. Oct 11, 7:15 p.m. East Hampton Oldboys - Denmark, 2009, 95 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 9, 11:45 a.m.,Oct 10, 9 p.m. East Hampton On Coal River - USA, 2010, 81 min [Feature Documentary] Oct 8, 12 p.m., Oct 9, 3 p.m. East Hampton On the Path - 2010, 100 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 8, 1:45 p.m., Oct 9, 2:30 p.m. East Hampton Once Brothers - USA, 2010, 79 min [Feature Doc.] Oct 10, 7:45 p.m., Oct 11, 6:15 p.m. East Hampton Opening Night Party - [Event] 8 p.m. Oct 7, Gurney’s Inn, Montauk Ormie - Canada, 2010, 4 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 10 a.m., Oct 11, 11 a.m. East Hampton Out Here in the Fields: Shellfisher Preserve - USA, 2009, 13 min [Short Doc.] Oct 7, 4 p.m., Oct 8, 11 a.m. EH Plank - Netherlands, 2009, 15 min [Short Documentary] Oct 7, 4 p.m., Oct 8, 11 a.m. East Hampton Precious Life - 2010, 90 min [Feature Documentary] Oct 8, 2:15 p.m., Oct 11, 1:45 p.m. East Hampton Rachel - USA, 2010, 18 min [Short Narrative] Oct 8, 1 p.m., Oct 9, 6:45 p.m. East Hampton Real Stories, Real People - 90 min [Program] Oct 7, 4 p.m., Oct 8, 11 a.m. East Hampton Rehearsal For A Sicilian Tragedy - Italy, 2009, 77 min [Feature Documentary] Oct 9, 2:15 p.m. Salamander - USA, 2010, 17 min [Short Narrative] Oct 10, 3:30 p.m., Oct 11, 1 p.m. East Hampton A Screaming Man - France, 2010, 92 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 8, 1:30 p.m. Guild Hall East Hampton, Oct 9, 4:30 p.m. Southampton Seducing Charlie Barker - USA, 2009, 89 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 10, 10 p.m., Oct 11, 11:45 a.m. EH Sexting - USA, 2010, 8 min [Short Narrative] Oct 8, 9 p.m., Oct 9, 7:15 p.m., Oct 10, 8 p.m. East Hampton Shit Year - USA, 2010, 95 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 9, 9:30 p.m., Oct 10, 6:45 p.m. East Hampton Sisters - France, 2009, 100 min [Feature Narr.] Oct 8, 11:15 a.m. EH, Oct 10, 4:30 p.m. MTK, Oct 11, 1:30 p.m. SH Sloan Screenplay Readings - [Panel] Oct 10, 4:30 p.m. First Presbyterian Church Meeting House East Hampton Small Town Murder Songs - Canada, 2010, 75 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 9, 2:45 p.m., Oct 10, 9:45 p.m. EH Some Boys Don’t Leave - USA, 2009, 17 min [Short



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Narrative] Oct 10, 3:30 p.m., Oct 11, 1 p.m. East Hampton A Somewhat Gentle Man - Norway, 2010, 105 min [Feature Narr.] Oct 10, 1:30 p.m., Oct 11, 3:45 p.m. EH Soul Boy - Germany, 2010, 60 min [Feature Doc] Oct 9, 1:15 p.m. E. Hampton, Oct 10, 2:30 p.m. Montauk Striking a Chord - USA, 2010, 38 min [Short Doc.] Oct 9, 11:15 a.m., Oct 10, 11 a.m. East Hampton Student Awards Shorts & Panel - 74 min [Program] Oct 9, 1:45 p.m. East Hampton Sweet Evil - France, 2009, 90 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 8, 4:15 p.m. East Hampton, Oct 10, 7 p.m. Montauk They Are Giants - Netherlands, 2009, 13 min [Short Doc. Oct 7, 4 p.m., Oct 8, 11 a.m. East Hampton Tiny Furniture - USA, 2010, 98 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 8, 9:30 p.m., Oct 10, 11:45 a.m. EH Tussilago - Sweden, 2010, 14 min [Short Documentary] Oct 7, 4 p.m., Oct 8, 11 a.m. East Hampton Two Friends - Denmark, 2010, 8 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 1:45 p.m. East Hampton Vinyl - Australia, 2009, 15 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 1:45 p.m. East Hampton Vlast (Power) - USA, 2010, 88 min [Feature Doc.] Oct 7, 4:30 p.m., Oct 10, 10:45 a.m. East Hampton Waiting For “Superman” - USA, 2010, 102 min [Feature Doc.] Oct 9, 2:30 p.m. Guild Hall East Hampton Welcome to Shelbyville - USA, 2010, 68 min [Feature Doc.] Oct 8, 6:15 p.m., Oct 9, 11 a.m. East Hampton When We Leave - Germany, 2010, 119 min [Feature Narrative] Oct 9, 3:45 p.m. East Hampton, Oct 10, 5:45 p.m. Southampton, Oct 11, 4 p.m., Guild Hall East Hampton Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? USA, 2010, 25 min [Short Narrative] Oct 10, 10:15 p.m., East Hampton, Oct 11, 7:15 p.m. East Hampton Where Is Kim Basinger? - 2009, 30 min [Short Narrative] Oct 10, 11:15 a.m., Oct 11, 2:45 p.m. EH Whistleless - Denmark, 2009, 5 min [Short Narrative] Oct 9, 10 a.m., Oct 11, 11 a.m. East Hampton Wild Target - 2010, 98 min [Feature Narr. Oct 8, 9:30 p.m. SH, Oct 9 12 p.m. Guild Hall, Oct 9, 6:30 p.m. MTK Without Breath - Germany, 2009, 6 min [Short Documentary] Oct 7, 4 p.m., Oct 8, 11 a.m.

Opening Night Film at HIFF By Betty Sands This year’s opening night of the Hamptons International Film Festival will feature the U. S. premiere screening of Barney’s Version. Based on the prize winning novel by Mordecai Richler, the screenplay was written by Michael Konyves and directed by Richard J. Lewis (CSI: Crime Scene Investigations, Whale Music). This is Konyves’ first major motion picture writing credit. He has previously written many television stories including “Fire & Ice: The Dragon Chronicles” for the USA network as well as the direct-to-video release Storm Cell under the name Michael Murphy. The cast features one of America’s most popular actors today, Paul Giamatti as Barney Panofsky and one of America’s greats, two-time Academy Award winner Dustin Hoffman as his father. It also features Minnie Driver (Grosse Pointe Blank, Good Will Hunting) and Rosamund Pike (Die Another Day, Pride


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which is Spielberg’s forte. From the film’s opening scenes, there was a focus on opposition. The first shot was from the shark’s POV as it moved through the water, dollying forward. The second shot showed teenagers on the beach around a campfire. This time the camera moved in the opposite direction, panning right. The numerous moving camera shots were often juxtaposed with a still image: for example, lights reflecting on the water at night. And then there’s the zoom, the only one used during the movie, when Scheider sees blood in the water. It’s an odd and unexpected shot, for sure, calling


and Prejudice) and Bruce Greenwood (National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Star Trek). What does Montreal television producer Barney Panofsky have to hide? Quite a bit it seems. Retold with humor and insight, Barney launches into a candid confessional spanning four decades and two continents. Included along the way are three wives (Driver, Pike and Rachelle Lefevre) and one outrageous, Jewish father. When details of an unsolved mystery surface they cast a shadow on Barney’s past. He has to revisit some dark and telling episodes. He traces the memories of his missteps as well as the good decisions that have shaped his life. Giamatti portrays with panache the moving story of this cantankerous but warmhearted everyman. Assisted at times by a charmingly dissolute best friend (Scott Speedman), Barney moves through the drama of a lifetime.

attention to itself. But it was right-on. Of course, many viewers may dismiss the filmic techniques and give credit to the themes, instead. Certainly the shark as a metaphor deserves attention. Ditto for the various relationships that the characters have with the shark. And let’s not forget that even though Jaws was fiction, thousands of people wouldn’t go into the ocean. There’s no doubt that primal forces were at work in the film. Yet Field and Spielberg made it all work through the magic of movies. – Marion Wolberg Weiss


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This week my shopping column is dedicated to Westhampton Beach Village. Last week and this week, the village has been welcoming the upcoming fall/winter season with so many wonderful activities and shopping adventures. Their annual Fall Sidewalk Sale is in progress and will continue Monday, October 11. Let’s Shop Westhampton Beach! The Greater Westhampton Chamber of Commerce is organized for the purpose of advancing business relations in the communities of the Villages of Quogue, Westhampton Beach and West

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One of my very all time favorites, O’suzanna, 108 Main St, famous for the best gifts and home furnishings not only in Westhampton Beach but on the entire East End. O’suzanna has a 50% off sale happening, with some very special, never-before-onsale items such as Italian ceramics and Venetian chandeliers. In the mix are unique items that are worth a look, including Steven Vaubel jewelry, table and bed linens, silk flowers, candles, body products, costume jewelry, Vera Bradley and more. It’s worth the trip to the beautiful village of Westhampton Beach just for the O’suzanna sale. 631-288-2202 Tranquility, 121D Main Street (in the shopping cove), is the perfect place to find the perfect gift for your (I won’t say it) everyone. The shop is filled with affordable, unique gifts and treats for yourself too. 631-998-3308. Beach Blossoms, 83D Main Street is having a Super Sale, offering 50% off storewide (on select merchandise) plus an extra 20% off during the sidewalk sale days. The newly planted shop has quality soft and snuggly clothing for infants and children, and blankets, strollers, organic quality toys, designer blankets and buntings by Luxe, all at affordable prices. 631-288-7610 Wetter or Not has been sitting at 123 Main Street (suite 8), for 14 years. The shop is the perfect destination for bathing suits, cover-ups, sandals, hats, bags, totes, jewelry and more. Just think water! Available are designer lines that include Ralph Lauren, Trina Turk, Juicy, Mark Jacobs, DKNY, Calvin Klein, and Gottex. Here they can fit everyone women, men, boys, girls. Call 631-2880682 or visit Bays Carpet, 139 Main Street, has been serving the floor covering needs of East End residents for over 25 years. The store carries all major brands including Schumacher, Helios, Shaw, Mohawk and Hunter Douglas. Owners John Reale and Vincent Rosante’s goals are to provide friendly service and customer satisfaction on all their carpeting, area rugs, wood and laminate flooring, as well as provide their customers with the best in shades, blinds, shutters, and more, all under one roof! Open Monday–Saturday, 10 a.m.–5p.m., 631-288-1170 An oldie but a goody, since 1954, Westhampton Beach True Value Hardware has greeted locals and visitors alike with a warm smile, friendly advice, and the know-how to help get any job done. This is the place where neighbors stop in to say hi and local craftsmen get their supplies, and it’s where they share their expertise, providing superior products and outstanding service. The store professionals are trained specialists whose experience and helpful advice will ensure the success of every project. Conveniently located on Montauk Highway, help is truly just around the corner. Information: 631-288-1544, Books & Books, 130 Main Street, a brand new






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Stupid Driving Tricks (SDTs) By Stacy Dermont I’m no “car doctor” but I have a working knowledge of how to operate an automobile in a legal fashion. I observe and obey traffic signs. I sometimes feel terribly alone in my lawfulness. On a typical weekend morning I observe an average of 4.5 Stupid Driving Tricks (SDTs) between Sag Harbor and Southampton. Of course stupid acts committed while operating a motor vehicle on a public roadway are not just stupid – they are deadly dangerous. Slipping through “pink” traffic lights, speeding, tailgating and driving while under the influence of an inane cell phone conversation can all get you – and innocent bystanders – killed. Maybe people who perpetrate these acts don’t know just how stupid they are. Here’s a clue: multiple scientific studies have shown that distracted driving (texting, cell phoning, eating) results in the equivalent of DRUNK driving. We’re all against that, right? In 2008, distracted driving caused nearly 6,000 deaths and injured over 500,000 Americans, according to the National Highway Safety Transportation Administration. In New Jersey alone 1,821 crashes involved handheld devices and another 1,383 involved hands-free phones during that same year. How can you guard against distracted driving? Put your cell phone in your trunk when you drive. If the driver of a car that you are riding in receives a cell phone call – stand up for your safety and insist that he or she pull over to take the call. This is a not a casual matter, this is your life. Having driven on the South Fork for 10 years now, it is clear to me that some drivers simply don’t know the rules of the road. Two particular “black holes of knowledge” are the four-way stop and the use of a


Hamptons Stupid Driving Trick #1 rotary (traffic circle). Here’s the deal at a four-way stop: Come to a complete stop. Look at the other stops to see if there are any other vehicles stopped or moving. The vehicles leave the stop signs in the same order in which they arrived. The first vehicle to arrive at a complete stop is the first vehicle allowed to leave. If there is more than one vehicle arriving at the same time at the four-way stop, the vehicle furthest to the right is allowed to leave first. Allow a few seconds to make sure no one else takes off even if it is your turn to leave first. Many people do not follow this rule, even though it is the legal way to leave a four-way stop. Frequently a driver with the right-of-way will wave another on to precede them. (I don’t know why.) We received a Letter to the Editor at Dan’s Papers

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a couple of months ago that asserted that signs should be posted at the Scuttlehole rotary indicating that traffic in the circle has the right-of-way. That sounded like a waste of taxpayers’ money – of course oncoming traffic has the right-of-way. The rotary is a one-way road that runs counter-clockwise. Everyone knows this. Then it happened to me. I entered the rotary from the west side of Scuttlehole. Immediately I had to slam on my brakes because the black van in front of me suddenly stopped to let a car enter the rotary from the south entrance (Mitchell’s Lane). The van’s license plate read “LIVERY” at the bottom. This is a professional driver behind the wheel! A week later I got “the full treatment” at the Scuttlehole rotary. I pulled up to enter from the south where I waited briefly for a brake in the traffic. But lo! A white van in the circle came to an abrupt stop to let me in. It was as if the village idiot had just thrown his cloak over a puddle to allow me to cross. I had to accept so as not to delay traffic further - but I felt dirty. Think of the rotary as a roadway (which …it is). When you’re driving down a highway you don’t hit the breaks to allow every vehicle in every driveway, parking lot and side street to enter in front of you…do you? Could all of the Stupid Driving Tricks in the Hamptons be attributed to peoples’ overactive politeness? Is the Police Blotter full of our most gracious citizens? Maybe people here are just too POLITE to not have “one more for the road,” to take that call, to respond to that text or to not yield the right-of-way? It’s something to ponder, not when you’re behind the wheel though, please. Concentrate and drive safely.

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store with its sleekly modern tion of cashmere in the fall and interior, offers a wide array of winter months and a beautiful array of colorful tunics and adult fiction and nonfiction, art and design books, and a dresses in spring and summer. You will find the most basic large selection of children’s titles. It offers a robust special needs to the most special events program, including “must-have” piece. For one-onone customer service, stop by or upcoming October and November appearances by give a call, the girls will be happy to help find the perfect Gay Talese, Len Berman, and Lidia Bastianich. Open year style for you. Open daily, year round. 631-998-3260 round. 631-288-6677. Mustique, 110 Main No Worries “The Brazilian Blowout” has Street, features classic and conjust arrived at Katherine & Company Salon & temporary weekend wear for men and women. Sitting pretty in the middle of the village, this Day Spa, 61 Main Street. It’s considered the most unique specialty store features an extensive selecinnovative and effective professional hair smooth-








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Shibori ing treatment in the world, that promises to improve the health of your hair by creating a protective layer around the hair shaft to eliminate frizz, smooth the cuticle, and add bounce. The result? Smooth, healthy, frizz-free hair with a radiant shine that lasts up to an amazing twelve weeks. There are no harsh chemicals to damage your hair. This is a certified Brazilian Blowout salon. 631-2880256 Shibori, 135 Main Street opened this May with a much-appreciated warm welcome. Shibori features Eileen Fisher clothing, accessories, and jewelry. For those not familiar with the brand, Eileen Fisher clothing is comfortable, relaxed, elegant, flattering, and timeless. Stop by for great discounts. 631-998-0757 No Worries, 126 Main Street, is Long Island’s first “Genuine Neighborhood Shoppe” for a full selection of Life Is Good clothing and accessories and merchandise for men, women, kids and baby, as well as items for the home and for your favorite furry friend! Open Thursday-Monday. 631-9983795. Beach Stove and Fireplace has recently arrived in WH Beach at 381-8 Old Riverhead Road. Owners Chris Strain, of Guaranteed Chimney, and Julie Dismore have teamed up to provide high quality hearth products and services to their neighbors here on the East End. Being the only National Fireplace Institute Certified specialty hearth shop on the East End, Beach Stove and Fireplace is equipped and committed to providing safe and correct installations and repairs. They offer a wide range of technologically advanced products including wood, gas, pellet, coal and electric fireplaces, stoves and inserts. They will also help you make it beautiful by providing a wide assortment of mantels, custom surrounds and all hearth-related accessories. Visit, 631-998-0780 The Open Book, 1 Glovers Lane, has been the Westhampton’s community bookstore since 1999. They are a general bookstore, with books, cards and gifts for everyone. The shop gift wraps and is happy to make local deliveries. Open daily, year round. Enjoy a free cup of coffee and get a great book recommendation from our knowledgeable staff. 631-288-2120 The 10,000 sq. ft. facility, The Firm Fitness, 295 Montauk Highway, Speonk is the premier wellness center of the area. With many membership options available, the facility offers the following: full weight room, cardio machines, group fitness classes including Zumba, Spinning, Yoga, Pilates, Cardio Sculpt and Kickboxing. There is also oneon-one personal training as well as small group training such as boot camps, TRX, Pilates on the reformer, Ropes Gone Wild, chiropractic, massage and weight loss. And there’s a juice bar! 631-3259600. Until next time. Ciao and Happy Sidewalk Sale Shopping. Email me at

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What I Did During My Summer Vacation EAST END KID by Emily Hart Post

By Emily Hart Post I am so happy to be back in Dan’s Papers. I had lots of fun when I did the column in the past and think it will be more fun now. OK – now about the summer. I am now nine and my life as a tween has begun – part kid, part almost teen. Things change – for example my birthday party in April was not making clay things, it was an “American Idol” theme party where all the girls sang, like in auditions. No Steven Tyler there and also everyone advanced to Hollywood. This summer was probably the best of my young life. I got the chance to go to Ross School Camp every day and also learned about horses in the Hamptons.

For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg: 65 Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 70 Day by Day Calendar pg: 84 Contact organizations, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration. AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; SGH-Sag Harbor; SHSouthampton; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7 LEGO MANIA – 3:30 p.m., ages 4 & up, Lego play. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BH. Reg. req’d. 631- 5370015, Through Nov. 18. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8 MOMMY AND ME – 10 a.m. - 11:30 a.m., Springs Youth Center, Ed Hults Lane, Springs. Drop in program for East Hampton parents and caregivers of children newborn through preschool. Getting together to talk of joys of raising children. Children interacting with other children. Lending Library of resource information-videos and books- infant through teens. Networking and socialization. Speakers and presenters on relevant issues. Theresa Lawrence, 631-324-4947. PLANT AND SING – 6 p.m., Sylvester Manor, 80 North Ferry Road, SI. Festival of acoustic music, writing, singing, dancing, poetry, storytelling, farming and eating! Benefit Sylvester Manor and its educational programs. Reg. Req’d.,, 802-279-3461, Goat on a Boat puppet show. Price: $5-20 through Sun. Oct 10. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 9 PINE BARRENS FAMILY HIKE – 9 a.m.. meet at the parking area south of Sunrise Hwy. Exit 63s. 631-765-6450 ext. 218,, JACKSON POLLOCK FAMILY DRIP PAINTING WORKSHOP – 10 - 11:30 a.m., Tour the Pollock-Krasner House and studio, followed by a drip painting workshop for children. Joyce Raimondo 917-502-0790, Reg. Req’d. ANNUAL LONG POND GREENBELT CELEBRATION – 10 a.m. – noon, Friends of the Long Pond Greenbelt invites you to a free hike and lunch to celebrate the fall colors in the Greenbelt. Puppet-making workshop by Goat on a Boat. Meet at the end of Round Pond Lane, Sag Harbor. 631-745-0689 BRIDGEHAMPTON HERITAGE FAIR – 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Corwith House, 2368 Montauk Hwy., BH. Many guilds will be represented demonstrating their crafts, vendors sell-

Ross is a wonderful place where we kids (and our parents) choose a major for each part of the summer. For the first month I chose riding – no surprise there. I got to ride every day and learned how to take care of my pony. I also took some lessons at a stable to get a little better. Not ready for the Hampton Classic yet and you won’t see me playing polo, but I found out how wonderful horses are. If Dad’s Next Island virEmily’s 9th American Idol tual world takes off maybe I will ask him to lease Karaoke Birthday Pary a horse for me next year. I also went to polo in Bridgehampton – where I was one of the few who nervous, but I had tried actually watched. I went to the Hampton Classic Karaoke at my party so I and walked around in my outfit and watched the did it. We had so much great riders compete. I think my best horse moment fun with our musical but was going to a special screening of the movie not sure about the Secretariat in Wainscott. I think I did a no-no and guests, unless they were asked Dad a few questions during the movie and got the parents who thought some people looking at me. Oh seriously, I am just a it was ready for Broadway. kid. I loved the movie about the world’s greatest So that was a big part of my summer – I did get racehorse and loved seeing Secretariat’s great to go with my Mom (Katlean de Monchy) to some grandson Rare Prince who was there in person. I got family-type events and that was also fun. Now it is to pet him. The horse was a little nervous. the Fall and school is my focus but I admit I cannot Back to Ross School – in the second month I wait for my next Hamptons summer! If you have joined the Theater Group and we put on a musical any events or want to comment please e-mail my for the guests. I got to sing a few songs – yes I was dad – I am too young for my own e-mail yet.

ing mums, pumpkins, vintage quilts, jewelry, and toys. Music by Bob Barta’s Sunnyland Jazz Band, and an 11 a.m. Little Red Riding Hood puppet show will be offered by Liz Joyce’s Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, antique tractors and engines, pumpkin and potato crafts for kids, face painting, pony rides, and refreshments. Admission is $5. Children under 12 are free. Rain Date Oct. 10th. 631-537-1088 SUNDAY, OCTOBER 10 LOCAL FALL HARVEST – 11 a.m. – 3 p.m., Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Sr., EH. Indoor farmers market, live music, food, raffle, games. MONDAY, OCTOBER 11 THE STONY BROOK SCHOOL CLASS VISIT DAY – 9:30 a.m. – 1:30 p.m. Reg.req’d., The Stony Brook School, 1 Chapman Parkway. 631-751-1800 x1,, 631-751-1800, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 12 SAT VERBAL EXAM PREP -7 p.m. Tuesdays through Nov. 30, Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 Red Creek Road, Hampton Bays. Contact Chris Bean,, 631-728-8585. Reg. req’d. $350. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 13 5 HOUR PORTFOLIO PREPARATION CLASS Wednesdays 4:00 PM-9:00 PM through November 24, 2010, The Hamptons Studio of Fine Art, 40 West Main Street, Riverhead. James Daga Albinson, a leader in building high school portfolios, will lead each individual student in the right direction according to their wants and needs. James evaluates all portfolios giving suggestions to each student on the work he/she needs to finish. Over 90% of James’ students receive scholarship offers averaging over $50,000 per student. Contact James Daga Albinson,, 631-603-5514, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14 WORKSHOP – 10 a.m., Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Lane, EH. For ages 2-5, accompanied by adult. 631-3240603. FARM ANIMAL CARE - 3:15 p.m. for ages 5-9, Ross Lower School, 739 Butter Lane, BH. Learn farm animal care. The farm animals, which belong to the Art Farm, are friendly and accustomed to children. There are chickens, goats, a pig, a donkey, a horse, a pony and lots of rabbits. Students learn how to approach an animal, how to groom and brush the animals, and how to care and feed them. In the chicken house students learn there are many breeds of chickens, and hopefully, before the course ends, some eggs will have hatched into baby chicks. Pony rides are included. Students must bring rain boots and helmets. Nancy Mulinelli,, 631 907-5880, Thursdays through Nov 18. WORKSHOP – 3:30 – 4:30 p.m., Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Lane, EH. For ages 6-13. Thursdays through Oct. 21. 631-324-0603. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15


MOMMY AND ME – 10 a.m. - 11:30 a.m., See Oct. 8 listing. STORY TIME & WORKSHOP – 3:30 – 4:30 p.m. for ages 4-7, Golden Eagle Art Supply Store, 14 Gingerbread Lane, EH. 631-324-0603, BAYVILLE SCREAM PARK BUS TRIP – 4:30 p.m. shuttle bus (leaves park at 10 p.m.), for grades 8 and up. Reg. Req. 631-702-2425, $5 for bus, $14.75 per house admission. ONGOING Call or visit website for times. Registration may be required. ART CLASSES – Classes for K-12. L’atelier 5 Art Studio, 1391 North Sea Rd., SH. 259-3898, ART CLASSES AT PARRISH – Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. 283-2118, ART OF LIFE CHILDREN’S CLASSES – 4 - 5p.m. every Mon., Wed., Thur. Amy’s Ark Studio & Farm, 10 Hollow Ln., WH. 902-3655. CHILDREN’S ART WORKSHOP – 10 a.m. -11, Saturdays, ages 6-12. $20. Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Ln., EH, 324-0603, EEAC – East End Arts Council, classes, exhibits, performances in Riverhead. Visit GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATRE – shows, classes, play groups, yoga at 4 East Union Street, SGH. Visit LONG ISLAND GAME FARM – 10 a.m.-5, weekdays & 10 a.m.-6, weekends, petting zoo w/ interactive areas to feed animals. Long Island Game Farm, 638 Chapman Blvd., MV. 878-6670, MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – Mon., Thurs., & Fri. mornings, various locations, newborns-5 & caregivers, early childhood music & movement program w/ singing, dancing, instrument play & movement. 764-4180, KIDS KARAOKE – 5 p.m.-7, 1st Sat. of month. Regulars Music Café, 1271 North Sea Rd., SH. 287-2900,

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DAY BY DAY For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg: 65 Kid Calendar pg: 83 Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 70 AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SHSouthampton; SI-Shelter Island; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WSWainscott BENEFITS HOOK & SLICE – HOOK - Oct. 8, 8 p.m. registration, Liar’s Saloon/ Sat., Oct. 9, 6 a.m. – 4 p.m., 5 p.m. weigh-in. 6 p.m. cocktails, 7 p.m. dinner Star Island Yacht Club. BBQ, raffle, DJ. 631-668-5052. SLICE – Oct. 9, 9:30 a.m. Montauk Downs. Benefits Wounded Warrior Project. 631-668-3781. STROLL TO THE SEA DOG WALK – Oct. 9, 9 a.m. – noon, meet at Mulford Farm on James Lane, EH. $25 per adult, benefits Animal Rescue Fund (ARF). Prizes and silent auction. Rain date Oct. 10. LIONS CLUB ANTIQUE SHOW – Sat., Oct. 9, 9 a.m. early admission $10, regular hours 10-5 ($5), Bridgehampton Community House, 2357 Montauk Hwy., BH. To sponsor seeing eye dogs. WPKN BENEFIT CONCERT - Sat., Oct. 9, 8 p.m., Jeff ’s Kitchen at the Hayground School, 151 Mitchell’s Lane, BH. Featuring Caroline Doctorow and The Steamrollers with special guest Mick Hargreaves. $25, 631-259-2482, tickets at A THOUSAND MOMS – Oct. 9, 5-7 p.m., private EH home. To address increase in social problems of LGBT/Q youth in foster care., a ARTIST BIRD HOUSE AUCTION – Oct. 9, 5:30 p.m. – 8 p.m., Karyn Mannix Contemporary Gallery, 36 1/2 Hampton Rd., SH. Benefits Ellen Hermanson Breast Center. Tickets 631726-8715. ALL FOR THE BOOKS – Sun., October 10, 5 - 7 p.m. Help kick off the John Jermain Memorial Library’s Capital Campaign in a private SGH home, $100 per person., 631-725-0049 x 44. This event will sell out. WHB H. S. SCHOLARSHIP FUNDRAIDER– Thur., Oct. 14, 6 p.m.-9 p.m., Patio Restaurant, Main St, WHB, $45 donation per ticket includes gourmet buffet dinner, live music, drink specials. Raffle $5 each or 5 for $20. You don’t need to be at the event to win and you’re supporting a great cause! HARVEST TO HOLIDAY – Sat., Oct. 16, 2-5:30p.m., The Ark Project, 60 Millstone Rd., WM. Pampered Chef demos, decorating ideas, farm stand, gift boutique, food, raffles, auction. 631-779-2835,, benefits Center for Therapeutic Riding of the East End. 2010 LOBSTER BASH – Sat., Oct. 16, 6-10 p.m., Lobster Inn, SH. $100 per person includes local beer and wine, hors d’oeuvres, and The Lobster Inn’s famous “SPLAT” dinner to benefit clean water programs. R.S.V.P. by Tue., October 12, 631-653-4804 WINE & BEER TASTING – Sat., Oct. 16, 7- 10 p.m. Southampton Publick House. Benefits St. Mary’s Episcopal Church. $35/$40 at the door., 631- 728-0776. GROUP FOR THE EAST END GOLF OUTING – 8 a.m. Oct. 19, Sebonac Golf Club, HARVEST MOON DANCE – Sat., Oct. 23, The Meadow Club, SH. Benefits Southampton Historical Museum. 6 p.m. admission $500, 7 p.m. $225. Jackets required. Live music by The Who Dat Loungers. 631283-2494, southamptonhistoricalmuseum. CHRIST CHURCH BAKE SALE - Sat., Oct. 30, Main St., SGH. FARMERS MARKETS BRIDGEHAMPTON – 3 p.m. – 6:30 p.m. Fridays. 2368 Montauk Highway. Through Oct. 29. EASTPORT – 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays. Hamlet Green, Montauk Hwy. 631-801-2505. Through Oct. 30. RIVERHEAD – 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Thursdays. Next to the aquarium, East Main St.

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PARADISO – 8 p.m. Watermill Center Berlin Benefit to benefit The Watermill Center’s Fall & Spring Artistin-Residence Program. Installation | Drinks | Performance | Dinner | Live Auction featuring works by Erik Schmidt, Pipilotti Rist, Jonathan Meese, Ralf Ziervogel, Jorinde Voigt, Neo Rauch, and Robert Wilson. Tickets,, 212-2537484. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 9 ANNUAL LONG POND GREENBELT CELEBRATION – 10 a.m. – noon, Friends of the Long Pond Greenbelt invites you to a free hike and lunch to celebrate the fall colors in the Greenbelt. Puppet-making workshop by Goat on a Boat. Meet at the end of Round Pond Lane, Sag Harbor. 631-745-0689 SOUTHAMPTON ARTS HARVEST FINAL WEEKEND – 10 a.m. – 4 p.m., art on display, sidewalk sale, special menus, hayrides. 631-283-0402. BRIDGEHAMPTON HERITAGE FAIR – 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Corwith House, 2368 Montauk Hwy., BH. Many guilds will be represented demonstrating their crafts, vendors selling mums, pumpkins, vintage quilts, jewelry, and toys. Music by Bob Barta’s Sunnyland Jazz Band, and an 11 a.m. Little Red Riding Hood puppet show will be offered by Liz Joyce’s Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, antique tractors and engines, pumpkin and potato crafts for kids, face painting, pony rides, and refreshments. Admission is $5. Children under 12 are free. Rain Date Oct. 10th. 631-537-1088 MONTAUK CHAMBER OF COMMERCE FALL FEST – 11 a.m. runs through Oct. 10. 631-668-2428. WHB ARTS & CRAFTS SHOW & SIDEWALK SALE – 11 a.m., Main St., WHB. 631-288-3337, Through Oct. 11. GOSPEL AT OLD WHALERS – 7 p.m. concert by Howard Gospel Choir of Howard University. First Presbyterian Church, 44 Union St., Sag Harbor. $35, 631-537-0616. MY SON THE WAITER: A JEWISH TRAGEDY – Live Performance 8 p.m., $35. 1 Bay St., SGH 631-7259500, SUNDAY, OCTOBER 10 HIKE – 9 a.m. Whiskey Hill Loop. Meet on Mill Path off east Lopers Path, Bridgehampton. Fast paced 1.5 mile hike with ocean views from the top of the glacial moraine. Some hills. Dai Dayton, 631-745-0689. ROSS SCHOOL LOCAL FALL HARVEST – 11 a.m.–3 p.m., Indoor Farmers Market, live music, prepared food, raffle, games, Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Drive, EH. JOHN JERMAIN MEMORIAL LIBRARY’S CEN-

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Guild hall kicks off its 2010-11 season of THE MET: LIVE IN HD at The John Drew Theater, hosting 11 transmissions from the Metropolitan Opera House in New York City. (See Wednesday listing for details.) Complimentary wine is served before every screening. The series begins with an encore performance on October 13 at 7 p.m. of Das Rheingold the prologue to Wagner’s epic Ring Cycle. Maestro James Levine returns to the Met with Director Robert Lepage in this production. The New York Times praised Levine, the cast in top form, and the cutting-edge technology. Bryn Terfel sings the leading role of Wotan for the first time with the company, heading an extraordinary cast. The upcoming simulcasts are Boris Godunov (October 23), Don Pasquale (November 13). TENNIAL CELEBRATION - 1 - 3 p.m. Celebrate with Cake, Ice Cream and Music on the Custom House Lawn, Main St., SGH. Free PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET THEATER – 7 p.m. For Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. $5 admission at the door. 1 Bay St., SGH 631-725-9500, For $25 Dinner and a Movie call the American Hotel 631-725-3535. $35 La Maison 631-899-4609. MONDAY, OCTOBER 11 WRITING WORKSHOP – 1-3 p.m. Mondays for six weeks in EH, $120. 631-324-6325. ACOUSTIC JAZZ JAM – 7 p.m. – 9 p.m., The Pizza Place, 2123 Montauk Highway, BH. 631- 537-7865. Live acoustic jazz jams led by Dennis Raffelock. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 12 THE TAMING OF THE SHREW READING - 7:30 p.m., John Drew Theater at Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, EH., 631-324-0806. Free WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 13 THE MET:LIVE IN HD DAS RHEINGOLD – 7 p.m., John Drew Theater at Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, EH., 631-324-0806. $18/$16 members. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14 LOVE’S LABOR LOST – 2 p.m. film, Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Lane, SH. $12/$15 nonmembers. 631283-2118, Also Oct. 17. PADDLE NORTH SEA HARBOR – 4 p.m., meet, with your kayak, at Southampton Town dock on Towd Point Rd., SH. 631-765-6450 ext. 208,, groupforthe ACTING CLASSES – 7-9 p.m. Thursdays through Nov. 18, with actor/director Stephen Hamilton in Sag Harbor. $375. Age 18 and up. PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET THEATER – 8 p.m. The Rainmaker. $5 admission at the door. 1 Bay St., SGH 631-725-9500, For $25 Dinner and a Movie call the American Hotel 631-725-3535. $35 La Maison 631-899-4609. FIFTY MILLION FRENCH MEN – Levitas Center for the Arts, SH. Thur.- Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2:30 p.m. through Oct. 24. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15 LAKSHMAN ACHUTHAN – 7 p.m. lecture at Hayground School, 151 Mitchell’s Lane, BH. Suggested donation $20, 631-537-7068 x113, ROSIE LEDET AND THE ZYDECO PLAYBOYS – with special guests Lil Cliff and the Cliffhangers, 7 p.m., Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, 18 Peconic Ave., RVHD. $25,, 631-727-5782. Supports the music hall. GRATEFUL DEAD: LIVE 7/7/1989 – 7:30 p.m. film, Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Lane, SH. $10/$12 nonmembers. 631-283-2118,

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LETTERS THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK! Dear Dan, As a resident of Hampton Bays, I’d like to know what David Lion Rattiner was thinking in his column about Dennis Rodman, when he wrote “Nobody wants this kind of thing in the Hamptons, Not even Hampton Bays! We’re better than this. Right?” As if bad behavior is usually accepted in Hampton Bays and not anywhere else? That comment was completely unwarranted. Patricia Mason Hampton Bays I have no idea what my son is thinking. – DR. DISTURBING ARTICLE Dear Dan, While I enjoy reading your paper, a recent article you wrote entitled “Labor Day” disturbed me. Obviously this is a free country and, as such, you are free to criticize the President. Unfortunately, political discourse in this country has recently been the victim of a campaign of misinformation. The constant stream of false claims has made any attempt to engage in honest debate about the important issues we face nearly impossible. So I was somewhat taken aback when you published one of the falsehoods that has been repeatedly pushed by some segments of the media. In your article, you state “Obama spent over a trillion dollars bailing out Wall Street.” This is simply not true. President Bush bailed out Wall Street. This may seem like an innocent mistake, and I am sure it was, but it comes at a time when certain people are attempting to rewrite history: “there were no terrorist attacks when Bush was president” “Obama started the Afghan war” “the President is a Muslim who was born in Kenya” “death panels will be pulling the plug on your grandmother.” Please don’t join this parade. Paul Lewis Laurel, NY Nobody’s pulling any damn plug on my grandmother. – DR SAVE OUR COLLEGE Dear Dan, “Stony Brook University Closes Southampton Campus Again…Decision Made On October 4, By University Council” That will be the headline unless the East End community rises up in full force to impress the University Council with the importance of the school to the community. I want to encourage you, Mr. Rattiner, to follow up the Illegal Closing Article with a major article that will encourage the entire community to become involved and to show support for the Stony Brook Southampton College. This includes Superintendents and Mayors of the local municipalities who should be out in force to defend the interests of the citizens of the community. Fred Thiele’s letter describes the issue perfectly and should be reprinted in it’s entirety and then the leadership and citizens of the East End should be encouraged to attend the meeting on the 28, and to write letters in support of the school. Please ask people to write to Kevin Law, the President of LIPA and Chairman of the Stony Brook University Council, and to call Susan Hines 631-632-6270 in order to attend this critical meeting. “Seating is limited” is not acceptable when there is a serious public issue. Yours truly, Edvin Karl Stromsten, Chairman of the Planning and Governance Committee of the American Institute of Architects Peconic Chapter

We published it in its entirety. – DR KUDOS TO ASSEMBLYMAN FRED THIELE Dear Dan, I’m not surprised with the judge’s ruling in the Southampton students’ lawsuit. I also won’t be surprised if the Stony Brook president has the university council go through the motions to be in compliance with the law, with after-the-fact “approvals” of something that has already been illegally implemented. If that is what happens next, that entire council will be seen as a total sham. In several news articles, Stony Brook representatives state that the council now “will meet to discuss the closure.” That is many months too late and much of the horse following the cart. As a wise man recently said in reference to this situation, “one cannot offer to pay for what one has already been caught shoplifting.” The law requires that such a discussion, along with reviews, alternative considerations, recommendations, and approvals be done before a decision can even be made, never mind implemented. The university president broke the law and harmed 800 students in the process, period. The SUNY chancellor, who gave him free-reign to do so, has said that she “stands firmly behind” him and his action. These highly paid administrators of a public state institution violated state law and hundreds of students were harmed because of them. They both must be held accountable and should be fired for the debacle they caused. I applaud your Assemblyman, Fred Thiele, for speaking out so strongly and relentlessly fighting for these students and the interests of your community in this situation. If that university council is wise, it will restore Southampton’s four-year residential undergraduate college to full operations, re-instate the environmental sustainability programs, and bring back the students

and faculty and resume classes first. Then all stakeholders can have an open meeting to discuss expanded uses for the campus and the other cost-saving alternatives that the president has admitted he never even considered before illegally cutting out my child’s college for his own agenda. Sincerely, Julie Semente Staten Island (Parent of a Stony Brook Southampton sophomore who is also one of the plaintiffs vindicated in the above-mentioned lawsuit) Saying sorry doesn’t do it. - DR KISSES Dear Dan, Splendid! A word that comes to immediate mind. Grateful! One that pursues closely. Followed by professional and expectant. These are just a few deserved adjectives I toss to you, good friend, for you have done it again – maintaining the highest journalistic standards. Your staff follows your lead. Please give all of them, including Barry Gordin, my gratitude and my appreciative thanks. Yours forever and always, Cliff Robertson Thank you, sir. – DR

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POLICE BLOTTER Plant Thief A business in East Hampton reported several plants and items stolen from their headquarters, including Japanese junipers, a hydrangea and a log rack. Those items on the black market are worth approximately nothing. Where’s the Fire? A man in Sag Harbor drove his car directly into the doors of the Main Street Firehouse. The Firehouse did not suffer much damage, but the man’s reputation as a driver, well, let’s just say that he’s going to be made fun of for the rest of his life. Exposure A man in Mattituck was arrested after he was accused of exposing himself and cursing at employees and diners at McDonalds. The man was arrested by police shortly after the incident. Apparently, the man decided that it was a good idea to show off his McWeener after he ate his Big Mac. Shelter Island AHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMEBODY!!!! NOOOOOO!!! All I Need Is One Mic A man at a karaoke bar in Hampton Bays began singing along to a song and then became irate after he received boos from the crowd. The man began to

curse over the microphone, which was turned off. Reports from the crowd indicate that not only did the man have a bad voice, but he also had a very dirty mouth. Fake Bills Counterfeit bills showed up in Bridgehampton after a bank employee noticed one of the bills and called police. If you think about it though, with the state of the national deficit, isn’t all are money sort of counterfeit these days? Stolen Two men were arrested in a huge scandal in Southampton involving stolen items from a seafood market. The rash of burglaries prompted a police investigation, and involved over $1,000 worth of stolen seafood. The detective who solved the case noticed that something was fishy about the suspects. J-E-T-S Reports throughout the Hamptons indicate that Jets fans are so happy about the recent performance of their team that they are NOT causing problems in bars such as throwing drinks, cursing and fighting with Patriot fans. Oddly, there have been reports of Jets fans smiling and buying each other drinks. – By David Lion Rattiner

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Bestt Massage

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Jill Holloway D.C. LMT


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Zill & Photography 631-926-4087


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631.726.7400 Toll Free 866.410.6600 Southampton â&#x20AC;˘ Bridgehampton East Hampton â&#x20AC;˘ New York

portrait, weddings, interior, art photography

FILIPKOWSKI AIR, INC Air Conditioning/Heating Heat Pumps/Humidification Custom Wine Cellars

Our advertisers renew their Service Directory ads year after year. Call our Classified Dept. and make Dansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; your storefront. 631-537-4900

Clean Air is Trane Airâ&#x201E;˘


Party Services/Music


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Mention this ad for 10%OFF

Silver Platter Service, Inc.

Since 1996



6 3 1-2 6 7-2242

PARTY RENTALS our 29th year

Best Massage New York Magazine

KOLB MECHANICAL Heating and Air Conditioning





Party Services

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All New Sedans, SUVs & Limousines Equipped with Satellite Radio & DVD Players



Our 16th Year


East End Limousine

Practicing 22 Years in Suffolk




By Helen - NYSLMT

Eastport Area




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Lic# 45693-H, 38979-RP, 45226-RP

Beach Limousines CENTRAL AIR All New Corporate Towncars 6, 8, & 10 Passenger Limousines â&#x20AC;˘ 18-24 Passenger SUVâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

Joelle Missonnier, LMT 516.974.5554

Air Conditioning/Heating


LMT Swedish h & Deep p Tissue

Deep Tissue Relaxation, Stretching Lymphatic Drainage


Service Contracts Available Sales â&#x20AC;˘ Service â&#x20AC;˘ Installations


Service Directory (631) 903-4890 (631) 365-9827

Deadline 5pm Wednesday


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

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Chimneys Fax (631)648-7480

Fast, Friendly, Professional Service Pete Vella

LIC #â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s SH L001396 EH 6734 Suffolk 40077-HI

Waterproofing Services

Mildew & Mold Remediation / Testing 1193742

Car Service

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Crown Victoria & 7 -8 passenger minivans

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Designed & Built Licensed & Insured

Design Installation Repair

We Clean â&#x20AC;&#x153;Greenâ&#x20AC;? Area Rugs Tile & Grout Upholstery Carpet Repair Spot Dyeing Pet Stains


CSIA Certified Technician

#1 Deck Builder on the East End Decks

Cleaning Service Year Round â&#x20AC;˘ Seasonal Residential â&#x20AC;˘ Commercial Insured & Bonded Call for a Free Estimate

Area Rug/Upholstery Cleaning Specialists

Fine Oriental Rugs Pet Odor Control TIle & Grout Cleaning/Sealing Carpet Color Repair Water Damage PROS


Based in Sag Harbor Est. 2002

631-345-9393 East End Since 1982

SH+EH Licensed & Insured

Visit Us On The Web @ Decks

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Deck Replacement â&#x20AC;˘ Deck Resurface â&#x20AC;˘ Deck Repair


Serving High End Homes on the East End

erineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cleaning Cath of The Hamptons

For A Home That Is Clean And Green

Design And Construction Of Fine Exteriors


Voted â&#x20AC;&#x153;Best Cleaning Companyâ&#x20AC;?

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Cell: 631-793-1121 Irish Owned

Owner Operated Deal Direct


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Decks â&#x20AC;˘ Siding â&#x20AC;˘ Roofs BEST 2007 Teak Furniture â&#x20AC;˘ Deck/Patio Furniture BEST Brick & Stucco â&#x20AC;˘ Basement Waterproofing Bonded â&#x20AC;˘ Insured

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Jurgita & Harold


Call us today or go to 1323320

Complete Basement / Crawl Space

Car Service

â&#x20AC;˘ Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists â&#x20AC;˘ All IPE & Mahogany Decks

The Most Thorough Carpet Cleaning Plus a 200% Guarantee!

631-495-6826 2007

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Dan W. Leach





Residential & Commercial


Sevicing The Hamptons for Over 20 Years!



(631) 648-7474

35 Years Experience 1193718

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New Construction Home Improvement Superior Craftsmanship


Gas Fireplace/Stove Tune Ups Wood Stove Maintenance All Makes & Models CALL FOR AUGUST SPECIALS!

28 Cameron St., Southampton





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Since 1984

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900


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CUSTOM AUDIO Multi Room Audio Home Theaters Phone Systems Home Automation LCD/Plasma TVâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pre-Wiring Universal Remotes


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(631) 283-6886 Cedar â&#x20AC;˘ Mahogany â&#x20AC;˘ Ipe â&#x20AC;˘ TimberTechÂŽ Premier Installer 1193726



We Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Cut Corners Corners We We Clean Them




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Whole House Audio & Video Home Theater â&#x20AC;˘ Security Integration Lighting Control â&#x20AC;˘ Shade Control Computer Networks â&#x20AC;˘ Audio Prewire Showroom At 6615 Main Rd., Mattituck




Custom Audio & Video





Audio/Home Theater

Masonry â&#x20AC;˘ Hardscapes â&#x20AC;˘ Powerwashing â&#x20AC;˘ Cleaning

EH License #7347-2009

SH License #L000856

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

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Design â&#x20AC;˘ Build â&#x20AC;˘ Maintain


Cedar â&#x20AC;˘ Mahogany â&#x20AC;˘ IPE â&#x20AC;˘ Composite â&#x20AC;˘ Hidden Clips

Highest Quality â&#x20AC;˘ Best Service

Duct Cleaning

Lic#27335-H, SHL002637


Airr Qualityy Issuess & Testing Mold d Remediation n Lower




Residential/Commercial Solar Installations LED Lighting


Dust Free Sanding System Latest Technology


â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Atomic DCSâ&#x20AC;? Sanding & Finishing Installations Buffing & Waxing



T h e Fe n c e G u y


GJS S Electric,, LLC

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ROBERTS ASPHALT CO. INC. Oil & Stone Driveway Specialist

Blacktop Driveways/Parking Areas Custom Masonry, Cobblestone & Paving Stone New Construction and Resurfacing Free Estimates Family Owned & Operated For Over 36 Years

S.H. LIC. L002553

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SEALCOAT Free Estimates

Atlas Asphalt & Sons Proudly serving all of Long Island 1282828


(Central Suffolk)

Lic. # 22186-H


William J. Shea ELECTRIC

Licensed & Insured

Residential â&#x20AC;˘ Commercial

Call for Free Price Quote



Reliable Wood Flooring Topp Floor Inc.

(East End)

631-467-4478 631-878-4140

Expert Sanding, Refinishing, Staining, Bleaching, Installation & Repair


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631-734-Wood 631-236-7086


Free Estimates

631-668-1600 Liscensed & Insured

We will meet or beat any price for comparable work


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â&#x20AC;˘ Jerith Ornamental Aluminum â&#x20AC;˘ PVC/Maintenance Free Vinyl â&#x20AC;˘ Pool/Tennis Enclosures â&#x20AC;˘ Privacy/Security Installations â&#x20AC;˘ Baby-loc Removable Pool Fence

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Short Term or Long Term Reference â&#x20AC;˘ Reliable â&#x20AC;˘ Reasonable DELIVERIES OF ALL KINDS Covering the EAST END Weekly Airports â&#x20AC;˘ Manhattan Transport



Electrical Contractors

CONTRACTORS INC. Commercial Residential Industrial

Property Management/Housewatching








#1 Deck Builder on the East End

Full Service Electrical Contracting

287-6060 (631)324-6060

631-878-3625 Licensed & Insured


Serving the East End


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Heating g& A/C C Costss & Improve e Yourr Air Quality! ENVIRODUCTNY.COM

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Lic# 43698-H

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631 287-2768


Aluminum - Brass - Steel Specializing in: Pipe Rail - Glass Rail Wrought Iron - Spirals - Estate Gates




Solo Iron Works Ltd.



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To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm






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6=;3A3@D713A Handyman

Home Improvement

The G U T T E R A+Handiest Man CLEANING




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631-345-9393 East End Since 1982

15 Years Experience Professional & Dependable References Available

cell 516.449.1389 office 631.324.2028 Irrigation


(631) 324-0381 Cell (516) 449-0972



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FREE CONSULTATIONS Design & Installation Hose Bibs Rains Sensors Ponds Water Features Rainfall Recovery Systems




nheimer Constructio r e y n Be Renovations/Additions Decks, Roofing, Siding Interior-Exterior Trim Kitchens/Baths, Flooring Basements, Windows & Doors Design â&#x20AC;˘ Permits â&#x20AC;˘ Management

Installed Windows, Roofing, Siding, Gutters, Doors

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by J I M


917-226-4573 Home 631-907-4155

SH+EH Licensed & Insured

Ogun Handyman Corp.

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Serving the Hamptons for over 10 Yrs.

Call for references Insured

Siding, Windows, Doors


Lic# 39336-RE

Call For All Your Handyman Needs


Since 1975 Father - Son Team Interior Moulding

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A+Rating EPA Certified Home Remodeler Licensed & Insured




The Original Hampton Hubby Service LOCAL GUY

631.723.3935 516.250.7985



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Handy Man

Interior/Exterior Roofing & Siding Windows & Doors Full Tree Service Painting, Powerwashing Deck Repairs You Ask! We Do It! Excellent References

Licensed / Insured


Custom Carpentry

Painting Powerwashing Drywall / Spackle Deck Specialist


No Job Too Small!



Dan W. Leach

Lic# L001169

Suffolk Lic. 15194-H

U CT SWeTR Service ION ONeach Project



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Attics, Bathrooms, Basements, Sub-Pumps, Brick, Block, Stampcrete, Cabinets, Decks, Doors, Electric, Timers/Boiler Controls, Ceiling Fans, Textured Spackling/ Plaster/Painting Biscuit Molding & Framing Brass/Screen Enclosures, Gutters, Power Washing... 10% off with this ad

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LIC # H-26, 929


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Home Improvement

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A Fair Price For Excellent Work



1193660 1316749

LIC # 36641-H â&#x20AC;˘ FREE Quotes â&#x20AC;˘ Fully Insured

6 3 1


Deck Repairs Painting Spackling Yard Work Gutter Cleaning Screen Replacements Powerwashing Call Pete

Starting at

Home Improvement


â&#x20AC;˘ Gutter Repairs â&#x20AC;˘ Roof Repairs â&#x20AC;˘ Trim Work

Home Improvement



Lic# EH6705, SH L002472



Service Directory Deadline

SH L000242 EH 6015-2010 1266772 â&#x20AC;&#x153;Over 30 years of distinctive craftsmanshipâ&#x20AC;?

5pm Wednesday

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

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6=;3A3@D713A Irrigation


J.R. Irrigation


Winterizations .............................. Responsive Turn Ons ..................................... Professional Renovations............................Knowledgeable Estates ......................... Monitoring Programs




Lic.# 35402 RP / Insured

Edging Hedge Trimming Tree Planting Tree Removal Irrigation Work Fences BobCat Services


Excellent references Free estimates Juan Marquina

Cell 631-513-9924


â&#x20AC;˘ Cobblestone Edges â&#x20AC;˘ Aprons â&#x20AC;˘ Walls â&#x20AC;˘ Brickwork â&#x20AC;˘ Patios Walkways â&#x20AC;˘ Stone Work â&#x20AC;˘ Driveways

Complete Landscape Provider Lawn Maintenance, Design, planting installation, clean-up, fertilizing, tree trimming, tree removal, flower gardens, indoor flowers, complete property management Call Jim or Mike

631-324-2028 631-723-3212




Patios â&#x20AC;˘ Walkways Driveways â&#x20AC;˘ Irrigation

Turf Expert Member GCSAA â&#x20AC;˘ NYS DEC Certified Applicator 25 years of Experience â&#x20AC;˘ Call for Appointment Licensed

Cultured Stone

To Our Clients THANK YOU LIC #â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s SH 002970-0 EH 5254


NYS DEC Certified Applicator LIC # C1811065 NYS DEC Business Reg # 11417

17155 County Rd. 48 Cutchogue NY





& Estate Management


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Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900



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631-283-5714 Licensed & Insured


Make One Call & We Will Do It All Call Chris

Anita Valenti




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â&#x20AC;&#x153;We Turn Your Dreams to Greensâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Designing & Building Residential Golf Greens in the Hamptons for over 20 YEARSâ&#x20AC;?

For Information: 631.744.0214

Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990 1193587

Commercial and Residential 20+ Years Experience All Work Guaranteed Owner on Site Free Estimates



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631-324-4212 1193914

Spring CleanUps Bio Dynamic Garden Design Compost Tree Pruning & Take Downs FREE ESTIMATES â&#x20AC;˘ INSURED



Our advertisers renew their Service Directory ads year after year.

Licensed and Insured

Pesticide Application NYS Certified Arborist & Designer on Staff â&#x20AC;˘ Spraying â&#x20AC;˘ Deep Root Fertilizing â&#x20AC;˘ Trimming â&#x20AC;˘ Pruning â&#x20AC;˘ Stump Removal â&#x20AC;˘ Planting & Transplanting â&#x20AC;˘ Drains â&#x20AC;˘ Storm Cleanup â&#x20AC;˘ Complete Lawn Program â&#x20AC;˘ Masonry â&#x20AC;˘ Landscape Design â&#x20AC;˘ Grading â&#x20AC;˘ Brush Clearing â&#x20AC;˘ Irrigation â&#x20AC;˘ Sod & Seed â&#x20AC;˘ Soil Analysis â&#x20AC;˘ Low Voltage Lighting

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(631)287-1075 1341729

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Sup erior L andscaping S olutions , Inc .

FREE estimates


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Tag a Tree from our 17 acre nursery for Spring Planting Wholesale Prices to the Public Thousands of Pond Fish and Plants




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Bathrooms LLC.



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Comm. Res.

Referencess Available


â&#x20AC;˘ New Bathrooms â&#x20AC;˘ Repairs/Leaks â&#x20AC;˘ Ceramic/Marble Granite â&#x20AC;˘ Basement Bathrooms


Tree Service â&#x20AC;˘ Custom BBQs


Alll Island



Lawn Mowing Sod & Reseeding Spring Clean-Ups Fall Clean -Ups Mulching Weeding

Acquired trust on the East End for over 15 years



Maintenance, Inc.

Weekly, Bi-weekly, Monthly



Excellent Landscaping & Home

Residential / Commercial






Call our Classified Dept. and make Dansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; your storefront. 631-537-4900

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

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6=;3A3@D713A Marine Services





Shore Line


â&#x20AC;&#x153;Picture it painted Professionallyâ&#x20AC;? 2007 Award Winner

BULKHEADING Your local Dock Builder and Marine Contractor From Refacing & Repair to New Construction

631-696-8150 Member of


Inspections & Testing

email: Lic# 29998-H

Complete Waterfront Contracting Floating Crane Service 1193690


OCEAN N STONE & TILE â&#x20AC;˘ Brick Patios & Walks â&#x20AC;˘ Belgian Block Curbing â&#x20AC;˘ Ceramic Tile Installation â&#x20AC;˘ Bathrooms - Kitchens Licensed d


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Fuels/Fuel Services Good Burning Firewood. Seasoned. $250 Dumped, $300 stacked, per cord. 1/4's, 1/2's and stove wood available. Mike Clark 631-727-9272

AMAGANSETT Gansett Green Manor Charming Furnished Cottages, Suites & Studios. Situated on 2 secluded acres in the heart of the village. All units have full kitchens & gas heat. Rent includes electric, cable, wireless, off street parking & snow removal. Pets allowed. From $900- $1,500 monthly.

APPRAISALSAUCTIONS antique restorations, paintings, (631)283-2002. RE-ROOFING, flats. architecCatering/Chef Services tural leaks, skylights, chimneys, (631)267-3133 re-carpentry. FRANK FURIA Personal Chef re-guttering, Aquebogue- North Fork & Private Caterer. Impeccable (631)288-1850 (631)324-2200 Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom References. Full Staffing Cottages. $15,000 season, or Available. (631)803-0185 House Watching weekly/ monthly. (631)722-4096

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EAST HAMPTON beautiful water view. Walk to beach. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, new kitchen, LR with fireplace, w/d, large deck. $1,200/ month. (631)267-3745 EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE NEW TO THE MARKET: 5 bedroom historic farmhouse, Walk town, bus or train. $1,550/ month. (516)635-8437

Hampton Bays: Tiana Bay, WATERFRONT, furnished 1 BR apt. Private beach, boat dock up to 30 ft included. MILLION DOLLAR SUNSETS. Oct. Landscape/Garden through May, $900 monthly includes all. (516)635-0056. LANDSCAPING SPECIAL- (631)588-3923. IST Custom Design, Installation, Maintenance. Trees, Bushes, Montauk: West lake front 2 BR, Flower Gardens. Sod/ Seed 2 baths, fplc, oil heat, prestigious Lawns. Brick, Blue Stone, estate like property, 1 acre. Patios, Walkways. Driveways, $1,300 monthly, Oct 15- May Grading/ Drainage. 15. (201)669-2760 (631)725-1394 REMSENBURG guest house. Furnished 1 BR, 1 BA, kitchenWET BASEMENT? Drainage ette, multi media, CAC, country Problems? Poor Run-Off? 6'x4' retreat. $830/ month +utilities, Concrete Drywells Installed, security. (631)325-1733 $2,595 Complete. Call Brian (631)796-6879. S O UT HA M PT O N Fully Furnished Studios Massage Therapy $800 Mo. Includes All (Also avail wkly) MASSAGE BY CHRISTINE. Security Deposit Req Spa quality massage in the comCall 631-537-2900 fort of your home. LMT (404)455-5975 Southampton Village 1 and 2 SHIATSU. THE MASTER bedroom apartments, completely SESSION. DEEP BODY- furnished. Walk to all. Cable/ WORK MOST EFFECTIVE internet. No smoking, no pets (631)283-7043 FOR RELIEF FROM STRESS please. (646)942-3870 AND PAIN. (631)329-1322

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Year Round Rentals CENTER MORICHES/ MANORVILLE Rooms for Rent. $550/ room. (House $1,800). One month's security. Private parking in estate setting. (631)445-7006

Year Round Rentals SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo. Washer/ dryer, pool, tennis. No smoking/ pets. $2,400 (917)312-0799

FLANDERS 3 bedroom ranch, Sag Harbor near Long Beach, full basement, all electric, de$1,800 plus Southampton: 4 BR, 2 bath, furnished 2BR, fplc, fenced, tached shed. Available 10/1. unfurnished, 1 king/ 3 queen $1,500. Nov 1- March 31. utilities. (516)810-4667 (516)359-7272 beds, secluded 1.5 acres abutting 10 acre preserve, scenic views, Quogue East Realty Co. SAG HARBOR: Waterview, 2 EIK, Vermont Casting stove, (631) 653-9660 BRS, 2 bath Condo. Immediate$1,800 Winter, $2,500 Yearly. 5/22. Flexible. $1,200 monthly Contact (516)680-8080 +utilities. (646)256-4118 Hampton Bays. Renovated 3 Southampton 6 bedrooms, 3 Southampton Village: 2 BR br, 2 ba ranch with pool. $2,000 bath, great room, large kitchen, Cottage, Nicely Furnished, heated pool, large deck, cac, near $1200/ Month plus Utilities HAMPTON BAYS 3 bedroom town, beach. $3400/ month plus loft in modern home, heated 631-283-4622 917-520-4595. pool with new liner, outdoor WATER MILL Charming cot- pool table, AC, 2 car garage, deck, $2,495. SOUTHAMPTON Estate Area tage on 9 acre estate 2 miles to large 1 BR bright, sunny apartment. Southampton. $995/ month. (516)840-6509 Separate Entrance. Reduced rent (917)572-5090 Hampton Bays: year round, will for some caretaker service inconsider winter. Waterview, fur- cluding heavy lifting and carpenWesthampton Beach No smoking. nished, 1 BR & Studio apt. avail. try. O C EA N F R O NT (631)283-8163 Reasonable. (631)764-3834 2 BR, 1.5 baths, private deck, pool, tennis. North Sea: 2 BR Cottage. Southampton/ North Sea: 2 BR Available now- 5/15 $1600/ Month plus Utilities. apt, private parking, $1,300 plus $1,250 +utilities 631-283-4622 electric. (631)259-2936 Year round: $2,250 +utilities 4-Holiday Special: Noyac: Near bay beach. 3 BR, Southampton/ North Sea: over10/1-1/2/11 1 Bath, Cottage. Light filled sized 2 BR apt, private parking, $7,000 +utilities spaces w/ LR, EIK, sunporch & $1,650 plus electric & heat. (917) 279-9381 patio. Cedar Shingle. $2000. (631)259-2936 (631)655-5551 Westhampton/ Remsenburg SOUTHAMPTON: On Bay, Charming guest cottage, 1 BR on Private entrance into 2 BR, Quogue East Realty Co. family estate, pool, tennis, boat semi-furnished apartment. Walk (631) 653-9660 dock. Winter $700. No pets. to College. $1,500 includes all! (631)882-1986 (516)680-5902

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Quogue. 1 br 1 bth includes heat. $990

Amagansett 262 Main St 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath, clean, newly renovated classic shingle cottage, fenced yard, large deck, storage shed. Quiet, Private, walk to everything $2000. (631)873-9201.

REMSENBURG 6 bedroom, 6 baths, secluded, fireplace, pool, CAC, tennis court. $4,000/ month. (631)805-7273

EAST HAMPTON 2 beautiful, secluded acres, surrounded by nature preserves. 5 minutes from both East Hampton Village & Sag Harbor GORGEOUS 5,000 sq. ft. home. Open floor plan w/gourmet kitchen 3 separate indoor living areas! Upscale furnishings thru-out. 5 Bdrms / 5 Baths. (en suite) Each bedroom has own sitting area! Master Bdrms on each floor. Lovely heated pool/ large deck $95,000 yearly 917-848-7957

Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 2 Baths, LR, DR, kitchen. $2,200 Year round. (516)848-8885 (516)921-5414

REMSENBURG Barn circa 1760. 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, sundeck. Wooded acre. Furnished Southampton Village: 3 BR or unfurnished. (631)325-1675 farmhouse, 2 bath, w/d, furnished/ unfurnished. $2,350 SAG HARBOR: Light and monthly plus utilities. Close to bright. Wonderfully renovated, train. (631)766-7979 spacious 1 bedroom apartment. Washer/ dryer, dishwasher. Southampton Village, newly Easy walk to town. $1,495. renovated, 1 BR cottage, 1.5 References. (631)725-7189 baths, furnished, w/d, gas fireplace, CAC. No smoking/ pets. $1,400 monthly. 631-287-7990. SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 3 BR, 2 Full Bath. Steps to Main Street. Rent @$2,500 mth. Buy for $875,000. Several studios: 1, 2 & 3 BR Cottages starting at $1,000 per mth. Large one bedroom duplex steps to main street. Private parking area, renovated: $2500 per month (516)729-7000 Sagaponack: Farmhouse, SOH, renovated 5 BRs, 2 new baths, new kitchen, outdoor shower, CAC, new furnishings. Year round $51k. Off season LD- MD $15k. Chris (609)915-9755

Southampton/ Water Mill: beautiful furnished home, 4 BR, 3.5 baths, pool, CAC, great farm views, $4,500 monthly including utilities. Winter, $2,750 including utilities. Owner/ Broker (631)726-5405, (203)927-6557 Water Mill North: older home, 4 Bedroom, 3 Bath, 2 story, shingled. Private yard, security deposit and references required $2000. (703)327-0652.

WESTHAMPTON 2 BR house wooded half acre. Quiet dead end street. New EIK, new appliances, new carpeting, new windows, w/d. (917)687-5902

Year Round Rentals WESTHAMPTON BEACH: spacious 1 BR condo, furnished, w/d, d/w, tennis, pool, no pets/ smoking. $1,100. Consider Winter. (516)352-7694 Westhampton Beach O C EA N F R O NT Yardarm 2 BR, 1.5 baths, private deck, pool, tennis. $2,250 +utilities (917) 279-9381 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Village 4 BR/ 2 BA Cape. Close to beach. $1,900 monthly. Broker (631)848-8469

Weekly Rentals Bridgehampton Brand New *Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bath on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, DR, game room, 6 TVs. *Also 7 BR, 5 bath house avail with all amenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-285-2440

Rooms East Hampton/ Wainscott near ocean, furnished BR/ bath, private entrance. $1,500 monthly, utilities included. (631)537-3068 HA M PT O N BAY S WATERFRONT Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $695/ Month Unfurnished $775/ Month Furnished $200 Weekly Furnished $75 Daily Furnished


Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 East Quogue. Quaint 2 br, 1 ba cottage. Cathedral living room, full basement on 6/10 acre. $335,000

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East Quogue. Village Victorian. 6 br, 5.5 ba, parlor, living room with fireplace, formal dinSAG HARBOR/ NOYAC 2 ing room, country kitchen, debedrooms water view across tached pool house and inground from Long Beach, $900 each pool. $729,500 plus utilities. (917)657-6555 Quogue East Realty Co. Southampton Village suite (631) 653-9660 available in historic home. Walk to Jitney, train, restaurants. Private entrance, private bath, $900 East Quogue. Superbly located includes utilities. 631-283-0730 2 story home offering 4 br, 3.5 ba, eat-in-kitchen, living room WESTHAMPTON Share room with fireplace, inground pool, in 4 bedroom house, private bath, har-tru tennis court on an acre. pool, $750/ month includes all. $1,095,000 (631)805-7273 For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131


GREENPORT Great location! Quogue East Realty Co. Front Street. Approximately (631) 653-9660 1,300 s.f. Rent $1,950. Tel. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. East Quogue DEEP WATER DOCKAGE Custom built Post Sag Harbor year round store to Modern home 5 br, 4 ba, granite, share. Prime Hamptons location, eat in kitchen, custom cabinetry, Main St. Must be compatible stainless commercial appliances, with high end custom picture center island and tile floor. Livframing and contemporary fine ing room/dining room and den art jewelry. Steps from Jitney. each have a fireplace. The master suite offers a skylit jacuzzi bath (631)725-2803 and french doors to a private WATER MILL SQUARE- deck. New thermopane windows, 3,250 square feet. Prime Mon- cedar shingle roof and siding, tauk Highway, $5,950/ $4,000/ elaborate crown moldings and $2,000. Offices at $325, $675, trim, and a cathedral entry foyer $1,000. Doctor's office $1,100. with a custom, free standing balconied staircase. Detached guest Call Ben (212)685-6500 cottage with bath and covered porch. The waterfront property Homes has deep water dockage for up to a 60 ft boat. In- ground heated CLEARWATER BEACH pool and a three car attached garEAST HAMPTON 3 BRs, 2 age. Exclusive $1,990,000. baths, Heated pool. Possible Jean Carbone Real Estate owner financing. $529,000. 61 Montauk Highway (516)790-6207 Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 East Hampton: family park, 1983 double wide manufactured home, 3 BR, 2 bath, sun room. East Quogue- Poets delight- 2 $155,000. (631)907-4096 bedrooms 2 baths, great fireplace .60 of an acre, $375,000 ExcluEAST MORICHES 1.5 Acre, sive. 4 Bedroom, 3 Bath, Fire Island style home. Unobstructed water- Flanders: New cape, 3 yrs old views, wraparound decks. Walk on wooded 1/4 acre, 4 BR, 2 full to 3 Marinas. $875,000. Broker baths, EIK, full basement, CAC, (631)255-2914 (631)252-8834 fplc, IG sprinklers, close to water

Over sized ranch, 2,600 sq. ft. 4 BR, 2 bath, 2.5 car garage, office, heated gunite pool, GE appliances, amenities. $485,000 (after rebate). Photos online Call for details 12-2pm. Owner (631)728-0868 HAMPTON BAYS Immediate Occupancy available! 2-3 BR home on half acre plus, parklike grounds, basement garage, CAC. Owner wants immediate action. Asking high $300's. Make offers. Exclusive Broker (631)728-7409 HAMPTON BAYS OLD HARBOR COLONY- Beautiful 1 family home in prestigous private development. 3 Bedroom, 3.5 Bath, COUNTRY RANCH Living room with fireplace, dining room, kitchen with new appliances, fully renovated basement, 20x40 inground pool, 20x40 deck, sprinkler system, totally fenced in yard, access to private bay. $799,000. (516)351-2975.

TIME SHARE in ARUBA 1st or 2nd wk, 2/2011 Casa Del Mar Beach Ocean View. 2 Bedrm Quogue: bordering Suite. $2,000/ wk. (631)728-9088 East Quogue, Georgian style 4 BR, 4 Florida: Spring Hill/ Hudson. 2 bath, 2 yrs old, 2 car garage, BR, 2 Bth 1 Car Garage, Fur- landscaped, room for pool. Sale nished Available Jan- April Ne- $899k, or winter rental $3,500 gociable. Pets ok $1300/ month. monthly. Owner/ Broker CASSALONE@AOL.COM. 631-286-1114 (631)766-5635

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Hampton Bays: Rampasture Point, large 2 BR, 2 bath ranch on shy 1/2 acre, Exclusive $519,000. Hampton Bays, Open Bayfront, 1 BR house with large loft, Exclusive $600,000. Hampton Bays, Handyman Special, 3 BR, 2.5 bath ranch, Exclusive $319,000. Flocee Realty Inc., (631)728-0487

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REMSENBURG Barn circa 1760. 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, sundeck. Wooded acre. Furnished or unfurnished. (631)325-1675

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SAG HARBOR RANCH Perfect starter downsize 2 bedroom, 2 bath, fireplace, finished basement. Room for pool, expansion. Evergreen surrounded privacy. Walk to town. $600,000. Owner (631)725-1091



Amagansett: Luxury Resort Apt., On Pristine Beach. Ocean Dunes and Bay Water Views. Spectacular Sunsets. Sleeps 6. 2 Baths. Heated Pool. 2 Tennis Courts. 12 minutes to Montauk Downs Golf. Dining Southampton- Country Living Deck with Furniture. Designer At It's Best! Shingled two story, Decor. Cross Ventilation plus AC, Maid Service. Owner 914-693columned front porch, .92 acre, open floor plan, fireplace, 3 bed- 5745; 914-498-5745 rooms, 1.5 baths, central air, garEAST MORICHES age, deck, refreshing pool. ExHarts Cove. Unique Separate clusive $769,000 House, 1,900 sq ft. All updated, Comm. Pool, Tennis Courts, Boat Slip, SOUTHOLD WATERFRONT 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch, .5 acre, Pristine Condition. $589,000. (631)878-7849 180' bulkheaded canal. Desirable area. Great views! $675,000. (847)421-5581 DeLuca Hamptons Realty (631) 903-2989 Morley Agency Hampton Bays Condo 38 Hampton Road Perfect Vacation Get Away! Southampton, NY 1 bedroom, Kitchen, Bath, 631/283-8100 Deck, Barbecue, Pool, Tennis. Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100

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Southampton Village- Near Ocean Offering Has It All! Impressive 5,450 square feet, 3 fireplaces, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, mini theatre, central air, 2 car garage, pool, tennis. Co-Exclusive $5,750,000

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Quogue New Condominium Community 16 individual homes, 3 plus bedrooms and 3 plus baths, 55 years and older, $800,000- 1,400,000. Our Exclusive

SOUTHAMPTON GAMBREL STYLE NEW CONSTRUCTION Quality new construction Gambrel style home on 1.4 acres. The 5 BR,4.5 BA home boasts 6,000 sq. ft. with additional 3,000 sq. ft in the fullunfinished basement. Master suite features FP, separate seating area,large closets and a deck. Two of remaining 4 BRs arejunior suitesw/one on 1st floor. Great room has a FP & leads into gourmet kit.w/profâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;l appliances. FDR & LR w/FP. Great room & breakfast nookflows out to large deck leading down to an inground heated gunitepool. 3-car garage & resides on a quite culde-sac. Builder offers 10year insurance-backed structural defect coverage on qualified load-bearing components. Exclusive IN 17239 $2,495,000 Call Janice Hayden SVP (631) 255-9160

PANORAMIC WATER VIEWS Wonderful private bayfront location with private beach assocation. This lovely beach house boasts eight bedrooms, five full baths, large eat-in-kitchen, formal dining room, living room with fireplace and full basement. Georgeous sunsets can be seen from the multiple decks overlooking the Shinnecock Bay. Exclusive IN 38198 $1,776,000 Call Beau Hulse 516-429-9675

SOUTHOLD: Sandy level 200' beachfront on Long Island Sound. Includes mint 4BR, 3BA with Mother/ Daughter (2 Apts) layout plus cabana. Exclusive with the ABATELLI Team, only $1.6 Million. RE/MAX East (631)734-6000

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Westhampton Beach Bring Your Boat! Immaculate & completely renovated waterfront 1 BR, 1 bath condo in the heart of the village. Just a short walk to Main Street & all it has to offer. Complete with Your own Boat Dock. Enjoy year round. $459,000 Rose M. Alfano, LSA 631-335-8810 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE QUEEN ANN VICTORIAN Classic beauty circa 1910 in Estate Section. Close to Ocean beach.This classic home 2641 Sq Ft on 0.40 acre with detached garage with studio above. The home consists of entrance foyer, living-room with fireplace, eat-in-kitchen formal dining room, front parlor 4 bedrooms 2 baths, full attic, full basement, town gas and water. Exclusive IN 49807 $2,400,000 Call David J Saland SVP 631-766-4690

HISTORY & CHARM-POOL-TENNIS-WITH POSSIBLE 2 PARCEL SUBDIVISION Charm with history best describes this 1895 Southampton home. This beautiful property resides on 3.4 private acres with four bedrooms and three full baths. The property also offers a legal guest house with two bedrooms and 2.5 new baths, 40 X 20 inground pool and tennis. Property can be subdivided into two parcels. Exclusive IN 35450 $1,995,000

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North Fork Cutchogue: by owner, home in desired neighborhood, 1+ acres, 3 BRs, 2.5 baths, 2 fplcs, oil heat, all renovated within last 5 yrs, photos available. Principles only. Asking $859,000. (631)835-3737



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Hampton Bay $585,000 Cape near Meschutt Beach, quiet cul-de-sac, 4 br/ 2.5ba, .60 acre, fdr, lr, EIK, cac, br/ 2 ba, fin. bsmt., .39 acre, rm for skylights, full bsmt, garage F# 72634 pool, 2 car garage, cac, frpl., eik, fdr, F#70666 Hampton Bays $529,000 Ranch with boat slip in secluded community., 3 Hampton Bays $325,000 Cabin, 512 br/ 2 ba, full bsmnt., .50 acre, garage, sq.ft., 1 room, 1 bath, OHW, 1.2 rm for pool, F#72862 acres, wooded lot, weekend getaway. F#69946 East Quogue $395,000 Condo, 55 yrs. + community, upper unit, chair lift, 2 Hampton Bays $625,000 Traditional, br/ 2 ba, pool, clubhouse, 1500 sq,ft., pool, 5 br/ 3b a, lr, fdr, full bsment, 2 garage. F#73648 frple, cac, OHW, 2674 sqf, .46 acres, close to bay. F#72304 Flanders $429,900 Cape, 1800 sq. ft., OHW, 4 br/ 2 ba, legal down stairs Hampton Bay $585,000 Raised apartment, frple, garage, .92 acres. Ranch, igp, 4 br/ 2.5 ba, hwd flrs, dr, Beautiful area F#73594 lr, 2 fpl, cathedral ceilings, 1740 sq.ft F#72002 Hampton Bays $210,000 3 br/ 1 ba, .30 acre, EIK, part.bsmt. stackable Hampton Bays $349,888 Ranch, 3 br/ washer/ dryer, LR, 2 sheds. 2 ba, full bsemnt, hwd flrs. fpl, EIK, F#2309152 .30 acre, rm for pool, 1 car garage,

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Southampton. Beautiful cedar-shingled 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths. Conveniently located to Southampton Village surrounded by horse farms and fields. 3,000 SF+/- house is flooded with light from the oversized windows, sliders and skylights. Legal separate entrance art studio. Add a pool. 1.12 acre. Exclusive $1.499M WEB# 49196

Southampton. Renovated in ‘96 and featuring 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, master suite with beamed and vaulted ceiling, walk in closet and sliders leading out to the rear yard. Heated pool surrounded by a large limestone patio and waterfall and a sand volley ball court. A great deal and a must see at this price. Exclusive $739K WEB# 42599

East Hampton. Cedar-shingled 2,200 SF+/3 bedroom, 2.5 bath traditional. Large double-height living room flooded with light, hardwood floors, wood burning fireplace and attached large deck for entertaining. Features a sweet kitchen, dining room, ground floor master suite and 2-car garage. Exclusive $659K WEB# 44708 OPEN HOUSE



Southampton. Charming two story Southampton Commons corner unit with large side atrium window. 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo flooded with light from the updated windows and skylights. Townhouse style condo has a master bedroom with walk-in closets, eatin kitchen, separate dining area, large living room with brick wood burning fireplace. Pool, tennis and gym. Exclusive $519K WEB# 19562

Southampton. Just listed. Three bedrooms, 2.5 baths renovated with new addition in ‘09. Bright and airy vaulted ceiling living room, wood burning fireplace, Brazilian cherry wood floors, marble bath, sunroom and new open stainless and granite kitchen. Wonderful pool with patio and yard with beautiful landscaping. Conveniently located. Great value. Exclusive $825K WEB# 24739

OVER LOOKING THE RESERVE SAT. 10/9, 11AM-1PM. 13 FAIRBANKS COURT. Water Mill. New exclusive. Turnkey 2,200 SF+/3 bedroom, 3 bath Post Modern. Vaulted ceiling living room with hardwood floors and fireplace. Updated kitchen, sliders to deck and pool, finished lower level with walkout on .72 acre. The best deal in Water Mill. Exclusive $995K WEB# 39968

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Southampton. New listing. Private, ‘04 renovation 4,000 SF+/- hilltop jewel. Windows, sliders and skylights everywhere. Spectacular views of the Peconic Bay and North Fork. Two master suites, vaulted ceiling living room with fireplace, stainless and granite gourmet kitchen, decks, 2-car garage, gardens, heated pool on 1.9 acre. Exclusive $1.995M WEB# 41523

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Sag Harbor. Step into Sag Harbor history in this circa 1700’s Sea Captain’s manse. Important village home has been completely restored with its original grandeur intact, and features 4 parlors, 8 fireplaces, 7 bedrooms, 7 baths and 2 powder rooms. Covered veranda, detached barn/studio and heated pool. Co-Exclusive $6.5M WEB# 20813

Bridgehampton. Ready for your dream home but can’t find it? Why not build, all permits are in place, and this parcel is ready to go – and located just steps away from the ocean and the Bridgehampton Tennis and Surf Club. Just under an acre, permitted for an 8-bedroom house and pool. Make your dream a reality. Exclusive $4.75M WEB# 00729

Bridgehampton. Artist’s charming home includes 4 bedrooms and 2.5 baths, in the simple style of yesteryear. Includes artists studio, home office, eat-in-kitchen, fireplace. This property also consists of 2 single and separate lots. One 1.3 acre parcel that can accommodate a 6 bedroom home plus pool, and the 1 acre parcel can have a 3,400 SF+/- home plus pool. Co-Exclusive $3.9M WEB# 32615




Sag Harbor. Stunning 4 bedroom, 4 bath home with dream kitchen, formal dining room, great room with fireplace, den/media room (or 5th bedroom), heated pool and your own dock on Sag Harbor Cove, on just under an acre in the heart of the village. A rare find. Exclusive $3.25M WEB# 50461

Sag Harbor. Timeless grace and authentic charm fill this important 1800’s Sag Harbor sea captain’s home, known as the Rysam-Sleight House. Approximately 3,500 SF+/- includes 4 parlors, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, 4 fireplaces, eat-in-kitchen and formal dining room. Room for expansion and pool. Co-Exclusive $2.5M WEB# 20885

Sag Harbor. Renovated and spacious turn of the century traditional home with guest cottage. The 4 bedroom home features a generously-sized eat-in kitchen, formal dining room, large master suite with deck, double parlors, and an outdoor shower with hot and cold water. Guest house has two apartments, each with their own kitchen and bath. Exclusive $1.425M WEB#94865

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Shelter Island. Tastefully restored 1940’s waterfront farmhouse on 2.5 acres on the harbor has gorgeous views, guest cottage and room for pool and tennis. Custom throughout with grand old trees. Must be seen. Exclusive $3.8M WEB# 49471

Shelter Island. New price. Enjoy your own sandy beach and fabulous sunset views galore. Positively triple mint, with open layout and room for all. Exclusive $3.375M WEB# 24078

Shelter Island. New price. One acre on a peninsula with preserve adjacent, this 4 bedroom traditional on an inlet of Peconic Bay is the tonic for much needed R&R by the waterside gunite pool, kayaking or beach tanning. Exclusive $2.45M WEB# 38228



Shelter Island. New price. Shy acre just outside the Village of Dering Harbor, sun-filled and spacious waterfront is on a slight elevation, with 150’ sandy beachfront and dock. Exclusive $1.575M WEB# 31734

Shelter Island. New price. Handcrafted Scandinavian style farmhouse with guest cottage and barn on 1.5 acres is near Sunset Beach and offers historic references with a modern twist. Exclusive $1.295M WEB# 32712





Shelter Island. New Price. This widely published mid-century modern evokes the optimism of its era and comes with an incredible provenance. Lush landscaping and 75’ epic pool complete the picture. Exclusive $1.15M WEB# 32173

Shelter Island. The third oldest farmhouse has been lovingly restored in the last year. In a truly pastoral setting with pool, English gardens and guest house, this is a unique offering. Exclusive $1.15M WEB# 16332

Shelter Island. New price. Located at water’s edge, just outside the Heights, this sweet cottage was built in 1920, is a terrific year-round hideaway. Exclusive $699K WEB# 23747

Shelter Island. This gambrel style is imbued with the charm of the vintage and amenities of the modern. Inviting and stylish with lush outdoor room and fireplace, cabana, pool with cocktail steps. Exclusive $1.25M WEB# 40847

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Bridgehampton. See the ocean from this renovated home or stroll to the beach from a path beginning in your own yard. This is the perfect spot to enjoy each of the four seasons. Exclusive $5.6M WEB# 49137

East Hampton. This light filled four bedroom on 1.5 acres with a top-of-the line kitchen, 3 renovated baths and master with soaking tub and steam shower. Plus a heated pool and gorgeous perennial gardens. Exclusive $1.695M WEB# 46856



Water Mill. This retreat awaits you – a four bedroom house on 1.2 acres with 6.8 acres of greenery that could be a vineyard, a paddock or an orchard. Exclusive $2.395M WEB# 54338

Southampton. This pristine 4 bedroom home has an array of amenities, both inside and out, plus a great location just minutes to the village and beaches. Exclusive $1.395M WEB# 36566

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Wainscott. This three bedroom home near the Jitney is perfect for easy living. All on one story with lots of light inside and a heated pool outside plus lovely trees that sparkle green to fall colorful. Exclusive $925K WEB# 48587

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Amagansett. Dunes five bedroom, 6 1/2 bath with ocean side pool. Exceptional $11.5M WEB# 46677

East Hampton. South of Highway. Stroll to Main Beach and Village. Exclusive $6.5M WEB# 20812

Amagansett. Dunes 3 bedroom, 2 bath with pool. Short stroll to ocean beach. Exclusive $2.459M WEB# 49413

Amagansett. Lanes home on .74 acre Stroll to village and ocean. Exclusive $3M WEB# 55728





Amagansett. 5 bedroom modern, a community duck-walk to ocean beach. Exclusive $2.995M WEB# 43319

Amagansett. Dunes permitted plans. Buy or build a home with pool. Exclusive $ 1.895M WEB# 6846

Amagansett. Stony Hill post-modern. Tennis, basketball, pool and spa. Exclusive $2.195M WEB# 51190

Amagansett. Lanes two vintage homes on one property. Exclusive $2.5M WEB# 31380





East Hampton. Village fringe home with 5 bedrooms and guest wing. Exclusive $1.695M WEB# 54192

East Hampton. Newly renovated kitchen & baths. Private pool setting. Exclusive $799K WEB# 44808

Amagansett. Lanes south of highway restored 1796 historic 6 bedroom, pool. Exclusive $2.895M WEB# 36571

East Hampton. Northwest open Post Modern, 6 bedroom suites. Exclusive $2.5M WEB# 51504





Amagansett. Lanes 4 bedroom with pool nestled in a cul-de-sac garden. Exclusive $2.795M WEB# 22453

Amagansett. 1.8 acres, cathedral ceiling, 4 bedrooms, den and pool. Co-Exclusive $2.295M WEB# 42356

East Hampton. Northwest set on 2.2 acres, with 4 bedrooms (2 masters). Exclusive $1.495M WEB# 38583

East Hampton. Barnes Landing. enchanted garden, private bay beach. Exclusive $1.175M WEB# 39159





Water Mill. Deerfield home in the tree tops. 4 bedroom and pool. Exclusive $725K WEB# 44146

East Hampton. Springs Butterfly House, a 1964 Modern custom home. Exclusive $699K WEB# 15619

East Hampton. Northwest modern one story, living-art gallery. Exclusive $997K WEB# 28630

Amagansett. 2 bedroom suites, 2008 traditional. Stroll to ocean. Exceptional $1M WEB# 24760

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Atlantic Bluffs Club, Co-op, upper unit. Oceanview, open all year. Direct access to the ocean. Exclusive $399K WEB# 36031

Classic Georgica traditional, special offering with all the space, amenities, style, location and value. Exclusive $6.995M WEB# 42170

Perfect village house - strolling distance to everything and an exceptional value. Exclusive $2.3M WEB# 32960

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Pristine 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, den, garage and gunite pool, sited on a beautiful 1.7 acre. Price just reduced. Exclusive $1.675M WEB# 46479 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417

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Light filled 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Huge kitchen, fireplace, .26 acre, room for pool. Exclusive $1.395M WEB# 17664

Quiet cul-de-sac. Five bedrooms and 3.5 baths. Pine floors, new kitchen and baths, heated pool. Exclusive $995K WEB# 37144

Contemporary on quiet cul-de-sac. Three bedrooms, CAC, hardwood floors, fireplace and heated pool. Exclusive $725K WEB# 41737

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Beautiful craftsmanship, 4 bedroom home minutes to East Hampton village on .46 of an acre. Exclusive $725K WEB# 33669 Jocelyn Meyer 631.204.2677



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Bright 3 bedroom, 3 bath one story on cul de sac. Open plan, high ceilings, heated pool. Exclusive $649K WEB# 48553

Restored farmhouse on 1.15 acres of open space, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, sunroom, fireplace and pool. Exclusive $1.375M WEB# 26810 Jill Shamoon 516.982.3322

Estate sale, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, on 1 acre with room for pool. Exclusive $1.695M WEB# 22240

Bike to ocean. Seven bedrooms, 7.5 baths, carriage house, pool and tennis court. Co-Exclusive $5.495M WEB# 22902

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Turnkey 3 bedrooms, 3 baths over looking the reserve, finished lower level and pool. Exclusive $995K WEB# 39968

Renovated 4,000 SF+/- hill top Modern, with the most amazing waterviews on 1.9 acre. Exclusive $1.995M WEB# 41523 Cristina Matos 631.766.3378 Elise Douglas 917.864.0440

Spacious 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, heated pool and tennis court on 1.08 acres. Low taxes. Exclusive $1.05M WEB# 52888

Popular gateway to the Hamptons B & B. Eight bedrooms, 8.5 baths, pool on 1.53 acres. Exclusive $1.9M WEB# 17670

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Restored historic 1870 Farmhouse with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths and a one bedroom cottage. Exclusive $875K WEB# 53004 Theresa Andrew 631.258.4707

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