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Audi Southampton

Audi... Southampton style. Expect more services, conveniences and selection in Southampton…. just don't expect to pay more.


2012 Audi Lease for

2.0T quattro



/42 mos.


Premium Plus, Auto, Black/Beige, iPod, NAV, STK#A5539. $4,179 Total due at signing.

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2009 Audi quattro


Premium, AWD, Meteor Gray Pearl/Light Gray, 4dr, 58,436 mi, VIN#9N061083

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2010 Audi quattro


Premium, AWD, SILVER, 4dr, 24,750 mi, VIN#9N011719

2010 Audi quattro

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A4 2.0T

2009 Audi quattro


Premium, AWD, Phantom Black Pearl/Black, 4dr, 36,632 mi, VIN#2AN023989

2010 Audi quattro

Premium, AWD, Brilliant Black/Cinnamon, 22,945 mi, VIN#2AA088105

A6 3.0T

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2009 Audi quattro


Premium, AWD, Brilliant Black/Cardamom Beige, 28,316 mi VIN#9N026678

2011 Audi quattro





Premium, AWD, Blue Pearl/Cardamom Beige, 34,087 mi, VIN#3AN051997

A6 3.0T



Premium, AWD, Black/Black, 4dr, 28,623 mi, VIN#9N050097

2010 Audi quattro

Coupe, Premium, AWD, Ice Silver/Black, 12,179 mi, VIN#3BA002197

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Premium, AWD, Black Pearl/Amaretto, 37,551 mi, VIN#3AN003104

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Audi Southampton 705 County Rd 39A | Southampton, NY (631) 283-0888

The Official Audi Lease Return Center of Eastern Long Island.

Prices/Pymts include all costs to consumer. Tax, title & MV fees additional. 10k mi/yr $.25 each addt’l. $4,179 due at signing (incl. $2,995 cap cost reduc., $0 sec., $695 Acq fee, $489 1st pmt) Ttl/Residual $20,538/$21,012. Must qualify for Audi Owner Loyalty. See dealer for details. Dealer not responsible for typos. Lessee responsible for excess wear/tear/main/repair. “Truth in Engineering” is a trademark of Audi of America, Inc. Offer expires 10/15/12.

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RIVERHEAD 1180 Old Country Rd. Rte 58 (Near Target Center) 631-727-7058 RIVERHEAD 1440 Old Country Rd. (Near Best Buy) 631-369-4297 RIVERHEAD OUTLET 1199 Rte 58 (Corner of Harrison Ave., Opp.Taco Bell) 631-727-6250� �Clearance Merchandise Avail. Visit our many other locations in Manhattan and Long Island

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4 beds, 4.5 baths, 2,400 SF. 0.20 acres. Web # 52332. Price: $1,899,000. Linda Kouzoujian: 516.901.1034

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5 beds, 4.5 baths, 4,400 SF. 0.60 acres. Web # 48611. Price: $4,200,000. Nicholas Amato: 516.680.1759


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M a n h a t t a n | B r o o k ly n | Q u e e n s | l o n g I s l a n d | t h e h a M p t o n s | t h e n o r t h F o r k | r I v e r d a l e | W e s t c h e s t e r / p u t n a M | F l o r I d a

OPEN HOUSE SaT. 10/6 & SUN 10/7 By Appointment. Call broker. Water Mill | $3,999,000 Gated estate with tennis, Gunite pool and pool house. On 5.5 acres with distant bay views, 8,000 sf, 8 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, 3 fireplaces. Double height ceilings, grand chef’s eat-in kitchen. Web# H31558. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649 |

OPEN HOUSE SaT. 10/6 | 12-2PM 16 Acorn Place, Amagansett $2,895,000 | Amagansett Bell Estate. 6,000 sf, 5 en suite bedrooms and 8.5 marble baths. Web# H0155403. Lili Elsis 631.267.7305

OPEN HOUSE SaT. 10/6 |11aM-12:30PM 15 East Woods Path, Sagaponack $2,850,000 This 4-bedroom, 3.5-bath home sits on over 1.5 acres of privacy in Sagaponack north. Web# H53781. Lori MacGarva 631.267.7374

OPEN HOUSE SaT. 10/6 | 1-2PM 73 Scotline Dr, Sagaponack $2,250,000 | Features 3,700 sf, 5 bedrooms, central air, 1.5 acres. Heated pool, screened porch, 2-car garage. Web# H44660. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649 |

OPEN HOUSE SUN. 10/7 | 1:30-2:30PM 1802 Noyac Path, Sag Harbor $2,195,000 | Unique property includes 4-bedroom, 3.5-bath home; stunning exterior with pool, waterfall, room for tennis. Web# H41412. Constance Porto 631.723.2721

OPEN HOUSE SaT. 10/6 | 12-3PM 43 Old Main Rd, Quogue | $1,700,000 Spectacular 2.3-acre waterfront lot. Mesmerizing sunset views. Build your dream house with room for pool and tennis. Web# H1818. Sylvia Dorfberger 631.288.6244

OPEN HOUSE SUN. 10/7 | 11aM–1:30PM 22 Dewey Lane, Hampton Bays $1,595,000 | Charming beach house plus converted boat house sited at the bulkhead directly overlooking the Bay. Direct access to your own beach. Web# H54957. Thomas Knight 631.204.2746

OPEN HOUSE SaT. 10/6 | 11aM-12PM & SUN. 10/7 By Appointment. Call broker. 1 Cranberry Hole Rd, Amagansett $1,500,000 Designer’s retreat on an enchanting property, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, chef’s kitchen, garden courtyard. Summer out buildings surround a heated Gunite pool. Featured in Homes & Cottages. Web# H10985. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649 |

OPEN HOUSE SaT. 10/6 | 11aM-1PM 4 Bay View Ave, East Hampton $1,395,000 | Beautiful Postmodern custom designed 5-bedroom, 4.5-bath home with set on 1.37-acre lot In quiet location. Web# H48554. Justin Agnello 631.267.7334

OPEN HOUSE SaT. 10/6 | 12-4PM 836 Dune Rd, Westhampton Dunes $979,000 | Dune Road large property with room for a pool. Expandible second floor will have a nice view of the ocean. Web# H0159219. Elizabeth Audet 914.494.5921

OPEN HOUSE SUN. 10/7 | 1:30-3PM 44 Tansey Lane, Bridgehampton $855,000 | Single-story, 3-bedroom home with pool and lots of outdoor patios/porches for outdoor dining. This chic, bright and spacious home has an open living/dining room with fireplace and a den. Web# H38060. Cynthia Barrett 917.865.9917

OPEN HOUSE SaT. 10/6 | 11aM-12:30PM 24 Runnymeade Drive, East Hampton $695,000 | Contemporary house located in beautiful bay community. Large open great room and dining room. Web# H31694. Robert Kohr 631.871.8774

OPEN HOUSE SaT. 10/6 | 12-2PM & SUN. 10/7 | 1-3PM | 92 Highview Drive, Sag Harbor $759,000 | This 3 to 4-bedroom, 2-bath Contemporary Saltbox is set on 1.13 wooded acres. Web# H26136. Diane West 516.721.5199 | Andrea Ryan 631.680.4461

OPEN HOUSE SUN. 10/7 | 12-1PM 2461 Noyack Rd. Sag Harbor $524,998 | A 4-bedroom, 1.5-bath home on 1.1 acres of prime property in Sag Harbor. Web# H21049. Constance Porto 631.723.2721

BEll ESTaTE, aMagaNSETT Amagansett | $1,295,000 | Postmodern set the coveted Bell Estate. with light filled living room, dining room with fireplace, eat-in kitchen with new appliances, 4 bedrooms plus den/and 4 baths. Laundry, 1.5-car attached garage, pool. Web# H0157750. Victoria Van Vlaanderen 631.537.5900

COMMErCial Southampton | $895,000 | Commercial .75-acre lot. One of 3 contiguous lots consisting of 2 residential lots and 1 commercial lot totaling 2.25 acres. Web# H8278. Robert Kohr 631.267.7375

VillagE TradiTiONal Southampton | $860,000 | Village home with 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, gardens, gazebo and heated pool. Web# H24740. Brenda Giufurta 631.204.2770 | Michaela Keszler 631.204.2743

THE gOOd lifE awaiTS East Quogue | $829,000 | Just reduced. Beautifully appointed home on a quiet country lane featuring 4 plus bedrooms, 3 baths, fireplace, with legal 2 bedroom apartment. Web# H45528. Kathleen Pratz 631.723.2721

HaMPTONS ClaSSiC East Hampton | $659,000 | This Traditional home has it all. Pool, decking, large rooms and finished basement. Must see. Web# H30006. Kristin Kinney | Linda Mallinson 631.668.6565

STUNNiNg EaST QUOgUE rETrEaT East Quogue | $619,000 | Stunning Post Modern located on a Private one acre lot on a cul-de-sac lot with Heated pool. Web# H34831. Roman Iwaschko 631.288.6244 x217

For guIdance and InsIght on all thIngs real estate, put the poWer oF ellIMan to Work For you. askellIMan.coM askellIMan.coM © 2012 BRER Affiliates Inc. an independently owned and operated broker member of BRER Affiliates Inc. Prudential, the Prudential logo and the Rock symbol are registered service marks of Prudential Financial, Inc. and its related entities, registered in many jurisdictions worldwide. Used under license with no other affiliation with Prudential. Equal Housing Opportunity. All material presented herein is intended for information purposes only. While, this information is believed to be correct, it is represented subject to errors, omissions, changes or withdrawal without notice. All property information, including, but not limited to square footage, room count, number of bedrooms and the school district in property listings are deemed reliable, but should be verified by your own attorney, architect or zoning expert.


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M A n h A t t A n | B r o o k ly n | Q u e e n s | l o n g i s l A n d | t h e h A M P t o n s | t h e n o r t h F o r k | r i V e r d A l e | W e s t C h e s t e r / P u t n A M | F l o r i d A All material presented herein is intended for information purposes only. While, this information is believed to be correct, it is represented subject to errors, omissions, changes or withdrawal without notice. All property information, including, but not limited to square footage, room count, number of bedrooms and the school district in property listings are deemed reliable, but should be verified by your own attorney, architect or zoning expert.

SOUTHAMPTON vILLAGE vILLA Southampton | $3,150,000 | This 3,000 sf Villa is just one block from the ocean in the estate section of Southampton with 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, coffered ceiling living room, gourmet kitchen, screened porch, private patios, Gunite pool, garage, gated entry and gardens. Web# H38049.

CUSTOM HOME WITH POOL AND TENNIS Water Mill | $4,195,000 | This custom 6,000+ sf home features 6 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, chef’s kitchen, dining room, living room, family room, billiard room, movie theatre, wine cellar, adjoins a 33-acre reserve. Web# H55098.

PArADISE ON THE BAY Shinnecock | $3,495,000 | Situated on the Great Peconic Bay with unobstructed water views and private beach, this home features 5 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, and living room with fireplace, gourmet kitchen and heated pool. Web# H54504.

BELL ESTATE COMPOUND Amagansett | 1,997,000 | This beautiful Postmodern home located in the estate section nestled on almost 2 acres of manicured grounds and features 5 bedrooms and 4 baths. The property is ultra private with a gated entrance, heated pool and hot tub. Close to town and ocean. Web# H14108.

FOrEvEr FArMvIEWS – JUST rEDUCED Water Mill | $1,595,000 | Almost 2 acres in Water Mill with outstanding farmfield views, this property is bordering a 36 acre reserve. This is the last parcel in a well established multi-million dollar sub division. You are able to build a 6,000+ sf home, Pool, pool house, and tennis court. Web# H00700.

WATErvIEWS AND SUNSETS Southampton | $1,350,000 | This home features majestic views of Shinnecock Bays, a great room, dining area and new kitchen. There are 2 first floor guest rooms and upstairs, a master suite, 2 additional bedrooms and 3 baths. Heated pool and manicured grounds Web# H28188.

WATErFrONT WITH PrESErvE Southampton | $799,000 | Located on a quiet lane, this charming beach cottage has peaceful views of preserve. Easy direct boat access to Bullhead Bay and Great Peconic. Room for pool and expansion. Web# H44551.

BEST IN SHOW Southampton | $695,000 | A fantastic Colonial home in move-in condition on over a third of an acre in Southampton with 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, double height foyer, dining room, living room with wood burning fireplace with sliders leading out to the private yard. Room for pool. Close to town and beaches. Web# H0146703.

MODErN IN EAST HAMPTON East Hampton | $649,000 | Wonderful 3-bedroom, 2-bath Contemporary situated on almost 1 acre with easy access to town, the beaches or the bay. Living room with double height ceilings, fireplace and wood floors throughout. Beautiful landscaping surrounds the heated pool. Web# H50271.

AAron Curti, VP 516.903.8406



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This issue is dedicated to the memory of George Plimpton

OCTOBER 5, 2012

27 Shark Report

29 In the Beginning

31 Mermaids

31 1,200 Telephone Poles

by Dan Rattiner Are you afraid to go into the water? At least two killers sharks are out there. Both were captured and released with beepers that track their every move. It’s not just oceans that pose a threat, though.

by Dan Rattiner Here is a piece from Dan’s Papers, written 20 years ago, about the origins of the Hamptons International Film Festival. It’s quite an interesting story. The Festival begins on Oct. 4 and runs through Oct. 8.

by Dan Rattiner The clashing conundrum that is created by the beasts of the sea can be handled in two ways. But you must decide: Are mermaids endangered, or should they be sold by the pound? All you need to know about mermaids.

by Oliver Peterson Are useless telephone poles harshing on your mellow? Legistator Jay Schneiderman wants all the old poles removed from the East End. Are human beings simply getting used to ugly?

21 South O’ the Highway

29 Never Promise a Vacation in the Hamptons

39 San Gennaro Festival

All the latest Hamptons celebrity news

23 Hamptons Subway by Dan Rattiner

by Dan Rattiner You never know what could go wrong

by Alexandra Andreassen Details on the Hampton Bays celebration dr. gadget

24 Police Blotter

33 Hooray for the Peconic

Water Jitney

40 Making Kodak Moments with a Smartphone

by David Lion Rattiner All the news that’s not fit to print on the East End. Featuring Shelter Island.

by Oliver Peterson We hope it comes back

by Matthew Apfel Top apps to needed to snap that special picture

25 PAGE 27 Your route to where the beautiful people play

34 A Hamptons Celebrity by Mr. Sneiv How to become famous on the East End

39 Sag Harbor Watches Sea Planes Land Illegally? by Dan Koontz This story may become as engrossing as the East Hampton Airport saga

37 HIFF 28

by Robert Ottone Golden Starfish Awards and other highlights

hamptons epicure

45 It Ain’t Over ‘til the Fat


by Stacy Dermont I teach children to play with their food

guest essay

41 Monk of the Month by Terence Lane An entry from the Dan’s Papers Literary Prize for Nonfiction sheltered islander

42 Oh Deer! It’s Fall Again by Sally Flynn Making a case for flamingo pink hunting gear neighbor

43 Mariah Carey by Judy S. Klinghoffer Singer

46 News Briefs 47 Dan’s Goes To...



October 5, 2012 Page 11

For a World Too Full of Sameness®


BAD JOKES; Satire and Spectacle RECEPTION 4-8 PM


Suicide Stack, outdoor video installation by Claire Fontaine on view 4-6 PM (darkness permitting) every Friday through December 14th




GUEST LECTURE OCTOBER 20, 4-6 PM DAVID MILARCH Subject of Jim Robin’s book The Man who Planted Trees. Learn about the work he and Archangel Ancient Tree Archive are doing to reforest the earth with clones from the world’s last remaining ancient trees.

BIRDS OF PREY Nick Marzano of the Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons will hold demonstrations on the following dates from 1-3 pm: OCTOBER 6 & 7, NOVEMBER 23, 24 & 25

39th ANNUAL MARDERS OPEN HOUSE NOVEMBER 23, 24 & 25, 9-5 PM DAILY Homemade cookies and hot apple cider will be served in the Garden Shop to bring in the holiday season. Live music will be performed daily and much more. Gunther Hulk will be giving honey bee demonstrations and speaking about their importance. OUTDOOR FILM SCREENING: FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23 & SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24 The film Queen of the Sun, Directed by Taggart Siegel, will be shown in partnership with the Phieffer Center, an organization dedicated to the protection of bees and education about their essential role to all life forms. · 120 Snake Hollow Road · 631.702.2306

19574 Photo: RICHARD LEWIN


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Guaranteed Rate?

“As a broker-only company, I have been exploring opportunities that would enhance the offers that we could make to our clients. Guaranteed Rate stood out from the other various banks that I met with. While a number of other lenders left the wholesale space in the past year, Guaranteed Rate has developed the best technology and loan options available in the industry. While many banks will tell you that they offer everything, Guaranteed Rate really does! Guaranteed Rate has the same type of business philosophy and operational flow as we’re used to at the Manhattan Mortgage Company, making it an even easier match-up for us. This transition has been exciting. It has allowed, and will continue to allow, me to grow my business through a model that already feels like home. ” - Melissa Cohn, Founder & President of Manhattan Mortgage

Melissa Cohn

Manhattan Mortgage - #1 residential mortgage brokerage in metropolitan New York • Ranked as Top Originator in the nation numerous times since 1996 • Named Ernst & Young Entrepreneur of the Year • Recipient of the Stevie Award - Best Entrepreneur – Service Businesses Category (2007) • Women of Power Influence Award from the NYC National Organization of Women (NOW) • Builder of the Year Award from Habitat for Humanity for being an outstanding corporate partner

We have the best retail platform in the country to help our Loan Originators grow their business. Contact Melissa Cohn and she will be happy to show you how.

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57 Pet Safety Tips Art Commentary

54 20 Years of HIFF Poster Art

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54 Sunlight, Shadow, Love

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79 The Highlands of Aquebogue

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CHINESE TICKETS On August 1, the city of Shaoyang, China, deputized retirees to give out leaflets, watch out for criminals, give out traffic tickets and, on the spot, collect the fines. The retirees wear red armbands to identify themselves to regular citizens. They are not paid for what they do. But they get to keep the money they collect from giving out tickets. This simultaneously solves the problems of retirement, crazy drivers, the city budget, death on the highways, chaos, communications, crime and unemployment. The only problem is when five retirees leap out into the street to fight over who gives out the ticket when a car is one foot over a stop line. It’s something for the Hamptons to consider.

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Week of October 5 – October 11, 2012  Riders this past week: 14,744 Rider miles this past week: 91,214  DOWN IN THE TUBE It’s going to be a star-studded week for Hampton Subway because this weekend is the Hamptons International Film Festival and all the big actors and actresses will be down here. Paparazzi and other people of Italian ancestry will be allowed to gather only in the roped-off areas of all the platforms, to take pictures of the celebs as they board or step off. Look for the sign that says “Paparazzi.” NEW SUBWAY PROMOTION For the next two weeks, all persons who are so short that they can walk under the turnstiles without ducking will be allowed to use the subway system for free. Monitors will be on hand to see if you can do this, kids. Keep the hair slicked down if it’s gonna be close, dude. FARE RISE Cost of a fare on the Hampton Subway will rise on November 1 from $2.50 to $2.75. Hampton

Subway is the leader in subway increases in America. Our fares have gone up more often and by larger amounts than any other subway system in the country. Last year, Commissioner Aspinall was presented with an award because of that. LOST AND FOUND MOVE The Lost and Found office for Hampton Subway will be moving on December 1. At the current time it is in room 3F on the third floor of the Hampton Subway office building on Ponquogue Avenue in Hampton Bays. Unfortunately, filching by employees has not been able to be stopped at this location. People just break the lock on the door when the room is closed, or deal with some of the people in charge of the room who, when we subsequently find out about it, get fired. From now on, Lost and Found will be located in an underground storeroom halfway between Hampton Bays and Quogue. There will be no access from the street. It will be completely automated. If you lose a scarf, for example, take a laptop computer down to the Quogue platform, go online to

October 5, 2012 Page 23 lostandfound and type the word “scarf” in the box and photos of all scarves in the storeroom will be displayed. Pick the one that is yours by clicking on it and a conveyor belt will take it in its plastic bin along a little track attached to the side of the tunnel to you at the glass booth at the eastern edge of the platform for further identification and pickup. NO FILM FESTIVAL MOVIES ON SUBWAY We tried this last year, setting up a movie screen on the Southampton Platform every day to show the films scheduled there, but few people came and the noise of the trains and the din of the straphangers rushing to get on them made it so you couldn’t hear anything. This year, we are not one of the prestigious film festival sites. TRANSFERS Next week, Hampton Subway will try a plan which will allow straphangers the option of leaving the subway system for half an hour to get some fresh air or a cup of coffee and then come back down to continue on their way without having to pay another fare. These “transfers” will be time-stamped at all token booths. Go there before you take your break to be stamped. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE I can’t believe it is almost time for our annual “count the cars” contest where kids of all ages go up on Fort Hill in Montauk overlooking our subway yard to guess how many cars are in the system. It’s something we do during the holiday season. It’s coming up. Soon the box with the slot in it will go up there into which you can put your guesses. Merry Christmas.



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Joy Behar Celebrates Launch of “Say Anything!” on Current TV Joy Behar celebrated the launch of her new nightly talk show on Current TV, “Joy Behar: Say Anything!,” at Tom Colicchio’s Topping Rose House in Bridgehampton. Current TV is not available on Cablevision, the local cable provider in the Hamptons, so Behar threw a party for her close friends and neighbors to screen an episode of her new show. At the intimate dinner for 50, Behar asked attendees to call Cablevision and demand that Current be added to its lineup. Guests included Marlo Thomas, Phil Donahue, Bob Balaban, Lynn Grossman, Nancy Giles, Mercedes Ruehl, Robert Zimmerman and others. Photographs by Barry Gordin

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HIFF Celebrates 20 Years at Peter Marcelle Gallery The Hamptons International Film Festival celebrated 20 years with its retrospective of artist posters at the Peter Marcelle Gallery in Bridgehampton. Posters on display included works by Cindy Sherman, Julian Schnabel, Barbara Kruger, Eric Fischl and more. The Festival commissioned artist Cecily Brown for this year’s poster design. Photographs by Barry Gordin

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Shark Report Two Killers Are Out There, Both Captured and Released with Beepers By Dan Rattiner


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ow that the summer swimming season is over, it’s time to recap this summer’s shark report here in the North Atlantic. There were early reports of giant killer white sharks off Cape Cod this summer, and on several occasions the beaches at Chatham had to be evacuated. These sharks were seen by all sorts of people as close as 30 yards and as far off as 100 yards from shore. They were the size of the fish in the movie Jaws. All beaches up and down the northeast coast were put on alert at that time—this was in July—as this was the first time in awhile that people could recall seeing sharks the size of Volkswagens in the area. Here in Montauk and the Hamptons, there were subsequently five reported near-shore sightings of sharks at our local beaches, but all these sharks were much smaller, perhaps threshers or makos, which can weigh-in at about 400 pounds. In one instance, according to a report in the East Hampton Star, a Montauk lifeguard named Christian Westergard was sitting on a surfboard alongside the roped-off area for swimmers at Gurney’s Inn on August 14 when he felt a force hit his legs and, moments later, also hit his surfboard, which dumped him overboard into the water. Atop the lifeguard 5/18/12 AMlifeguard Page 1 Kate Albrecht, along with stand, 9:44 chief

lifeguard Michael Morris, saw the commotion and saw the shark shadow near Westergard, but was astonished at what Westergard did when he came up from underwater. He quickly got back on his board, his legs dangling over, and paddled swiftly to shore, then strapped on a floatation torpedo, shouted to other lifeguards, and led a group of them back into the water to get the 30 or so bathers back out. From the stand, Kate Albrecht radioed the nearby Hither Hills State Park and East Hampton Town lifeguards, urging them to get their bathers out of the water, which they also did. There were several other instances of shark sightings reported during the summer in the Hamptons. In one instance, a fisherman off Ditch Plains telephoned his son surfing along the shoreline that he had a shark circling his boat and to pass that on, which the son did. On another occasion, a surfcaster named John Morley, fishing in Napeague along the ocean beach there, much to his surprise, hooked and hauled in a shark between four-and-a-half and five feet long. A photo of that shark was sent to the National Marine Fisheries Service in Narragansett, Rhode Island for identification. In case you think these were just isolated sightings of sharks, consider this. There were three shark fishing competitions held in Montauk this summer. The (Cont’d on next page)

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Shark (Continued from previous page) 26th annual Star Island Yacht Club Shark fishing contest, resulted in 47 total sharks, including 32 makos brought in—all over the minimum of 150 pounds—over the weekend of June 15–16. One boat brought in a 422-pound thresher shark. Other competitions took place earlier in the spring and also in August. The 42nd annual Montauk Marine Basin Shark Fishing Contest was held in late June. Tens of thousands of dollars were contributed for prizes. Hundreds of boats entered these contests. Crowds of people were on hand to watch the fishermen come in with their catches, the largest of which they brought in; the ones that didn’t meet weight requirements were thrown back. The folks up in Cape Cod were faced with a much different situation in July. These sharks were about four times the size of the ones caught here. The city of Chatham hired a shark spotter to go out every day in an airplane and look for the killer or killers. The Massachusetts Division of Marine Fisheries also authorized a boat, a converted crabbing vessel captained by Chris Fischer, to go out to find the sharks. It took them awhile, but they found one on September 13. How they caught her and got her into a canvas cradle attached with an outrigger to the side of the boat is not reported on the, where we read this report, but this killer white weighed 2,292 pounds and a team of scientists, over a period of 15 minutes, held her in the cradle and attached a GPS tag to her dorsal fin and took tissue and blood samples for analysis. She was then named “Genie” for purposes of tracking her location on

a computer screen and then let go. On September 17, they caught a nastier and much bigger killer white shark. She was a real fighter and pulled them around for a while until she exhausted herself enough to be pulled into the cradle, where she started up again and swatted three scientists with her thrashing tail before settling back down. She weighed 3,456 pounds and measured 16 feet in length. The scientists tagged her and took blood and tissue samples and also released this killer, now named “Mary Lee,” back into the wild. Some people do recall how Montauk shark fisherman Frank Mundus used to go out shark fishing with rod and reel aiming to catch one of these monsters. He also carried a high-powered rifle to finish things off if things went badly, which they sometimes did. In 1986, Mundus landed the largest killer shark ever by rod and reel. This was a 3,427 pound monster, which was pulled to the side of the boat and then lashed there after being shot in the head to make sure he was dead, but Mundus’ application for the world’s shark fishing record for rod and reel with the appropriate judging board was disqualified because Mundus himself had hooked the fish while in the fighting chair and then minutes later got up from the chair and turned the rod over to his charter client for the day who did the rest of the work. Two men on a fish disqualified him. I’d like to end this report with the story of a man’s thumb found inside a fish and identified by matching the fingerprint with the man who lost it three months earlier.

The finger belonged to a wakeboarder named Haans Galassi, 31, who was wakeboarding behind a powerboat on Priest Lake, Idaho on June 21. He caught his finger in the loop of the towline and was unable to remove it before the line cut it off, and it fell down into the water. On September 11, Nolan Calvin was trout fishing on the same lake, eight miles away from where Galassi was injured. He caught a trout and was cleaning it when he discovered the finger inside the fish’s belly. He put it on ice and turned it over to the Bonner County Sheriff’s office, which found that the fingerprint on the finger was still intact, and by checking their records discovered it matched those of Galassi. Galassi learned about this last Tuesday. Of course it was too late to reattach it. The 21st century is now strutting its stuff with the pre-historic denizens of the sea, big and small. Two little red dots on a computer screen making pinging noises are tracking Mary Lee and Genie. In recent weeks, Genie headed south from Chatham, then turned around and as this is written is lurking off the south coast of Nantucket. Mary Lee headed out from Chatham going north, got to just off Wellfleet, then headed south and is currently well out in the Atlantic about parallel with Washington D.C. Meanwhile a little human finger indicates that a trout without a name is now eight miles away from where it was on June 21. Science marches on. And I predict by next summer that you—after reading this—will be less scared of going in the water then you are now. See you at the beach.


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In the Beginning How the Hamptons International Film Festival Was Founded By Dan Rattiner


he Hamptons International Film Festival says this year is their 20th birthday year, and to a certain extent that is true. The film festival was thought up in 1992, which by subtraction is 20 years ago. But its first festival was in 1993. On the other hand (pun coming up), if you count the years on your fingers, 2012 is indeed the 20th year since 1993. For the full story of the founding, read the account below, written in the summer of 1993 in Dan’s Papers.   *** One of the biggest events of the summer this year in the Hamptons is not going to take place in the summer at all. It is going to take place over five days at the end of October. It is the Hamptons International Film Festival. This project was just a gleam in the eye of a casting director last autumn. Now it turns out

it will rival some of the greatest of the world’s film festivals in its size and scope and will be a major feather in the cap of this community. It is a remarkable success story. I spoke yesterday with Joyce Robinson, the founder of the festival who, until this project began to overwhelm her this winter, made her living as a Hollywood casting director. “I only started coming here a few years ago,” she told me. “And then I felt like I was being torn in two. On the one hand, I love it here. I wanted to make my home here. On the other hand, my job was on the west coast, casting actors for movies. I thought, and this was last summer, how can I do something that could put my work and my home in one place, in the Hamptons, where I wanted to be? At three o’clock in the morning one day last August I sat up in bed and I said ‘Of course. A film festival.’’’ Indeed, Robinson was centrally placed to get

just such a project off the ground. As a casting director, she knows agents and actors and producers and directors. Casting a film involves getting people with different talents together around a table and having them work it out. It was what she knew. Her approach to creating a film festival in the Hamptons would involve her tried and true technique. She would cast it. I think what Robinson did not know, last summer, was just how ready this community would be for such a project. In the past, projects such as this have been proposed and have fallen by the wayside. But in the last five years, the well-to-do of Manhattan have begun coming to the Hamptons not just in the summer but in the fall and winter and spring in droves. A fundraising project by Ralph Destino of Cartier in Manhattan demonstrated that fact. It was a benefit (Cont’d on next page)

Never Promise a Vacation in the Hamptons By Dan Rattiner


ou may recall reading about the most astonishing auto accident ever on Long Island. In the middle of a dark night on May 28, a young couple in a bright red Mercedes convertible are traveling at high speed down a residential road in Huntington that was in a T. Straight in front of them is a suburban home occupied by two women in their 90s sleeping in their bedrooms. The young couple goes straight. The Mercedes zips past the stop sign, past the sign with the blinking stop lights at the end of Browns Road, uproots a pine tree, bashes into the front wall of the house, goes into the kitchen and then out the back wall to end up, right side up, on the back lawn near

a garden, the pine tree still wrapped over the hood. The noise wakes the two women. One of them goes to see what is going on, and is confronted by a young man who is standing in what is left of her kitchen. “What are you doing here?” the old lady asks, as reported in Newsday. “I can’t talk to you right now,” the young man replies, “I’ve just been in an accident.” And that’s how things stood when the police and fire trucks arrived to take control of things. Amazingly, nobody died. Indeed, the young woman who said she had been driving just suffered cuts and bruises. So did her boyfriend. She flunked a breathalyzer test and was charged with DWI. A picture of the huge round hole in the house, car-sized, was taken from the front

lawn and published in Newsday. You can see the backyard with the red sports car in it through the hole in the house. Now, three months later, it turns out, the young woman was not driving. It was the young man who was driving. Bruises on the young woman seen at the hospital showed marks on her right shoulder consistent with a passenger side seatbelt. The blood on the driver’s air bag turned out to be from him, not her. Finally, she confessed. It turns out that Sophia Anderson, 21, of Brooklyn, was persuaded by her boyfriend of two years, Daniel Sajewski, 23, also of Brooklyn, to cover for him. He had been arrested before, he told her. If they arrest me again here, I will (Continued on page 32) have to go to jail.


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HIFF (Continued from previous page) tennis tournament weekend in Southampton for the American Cancer Society and it raised an astounding $160,000. This was in September. The END of September. Out of Season. Everybody from the summertime was STILL HERE. This remarkable flooding of the Hamptons with summer visitors out of season is most apparent on Saturday and Sunday when our downtowns are as packed as they are in the summertime. On a brisk October Saturday our Main Streets look like it is July Fourth. On Friday nights well into November the evening traffic coming out on Route 27 is tied up as if the season has never ended. The locals just shake their heads in amazement. Another thing that has happened, and this Robinson certainly did notice, was that within

the last five years some sort of critical mass was reached in the Hamptons involving the film industry. The East End has for 40 years been a gathering place for artists, and for 20 years a gathering place for writers. It is true that over the years there have always been a number of film people coming here, but they have been here more, it seemed, to kind of hide out away from Hollywood. Now Hollywood had followed them. In full force. Robinson and I made a list of people who now live in the Hamptons who are connected with the film industry. It is quite formidable. Here it is. Alan Alda, Steven Spielberg, Alec Baldwin, Roy Scheider, Ben Gazzara, Chevy Chase, Michael Cimino, Griffin Dunn, Kathleen Tuner, John Advilson, Christopher Reeve,

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Mermaids The Clashing Conundrum That Is Created by These Beasts By Dan Rattiner


o mermaids have rights? Frankly, I never thought about this before. The top half certainly has rights. These rights were spelled out by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights at the United Nations in 1948. Like every human being, without regard to race, color, sex, language, religion, politics, national or social origin, birth or status, she has the right to freedom of life, liberty and security of person, freedom from torture or other inhuman treatment, from arbitrary arrest, detention or exile, freedom of speech, freedom of movement, asylum, the right to marry who she chooses, the right to own property, freedom of thought and the freedom of worship, freedom of assembly, freedom of association, freedom from slavery,

freedom from tyranny and the right to a swift trial. And if she is an American mermaid she has still further rights. She has the right to vote, the right to not be discriminated against, the right not to go hungry, to sue, to a parking space, to eat what she wants, to be in charge of her own body, and, if disabled, to have free medical care and a ramp to get into places, a wider bathroom with handles and a seat on the bus. Also, she has the right to bring her dog into a restaurant in a canvas bag. The bottom half of a mermaid also has rights. But it depends on which group she falls into. If she is an endangered mermaid, she has the right to be protected. She can swim where she wants and when she wants, if she is caught on a hook she has to be thrown back, and if the top half of the mermaid tells her to go on land,

bathers have to clear the way, not go near her and not allow any other animals near her either or be subject to fines or jail. If necessary, she has to be taken to a wildlife rescue center, fed, nurtured, restored to health and released back into the wild. She can also be encouraged to mate in order to get her species to rise up from the endangered list to the “threatened” list or, even further, to be delisted.


n the other hand, if the bottom half is not endangered, she has to be certified safe to eat by the Pure Food and Drug Act, not raised in an enclosure, be pasture fed, 100% organic, free range and kept refrigerated until used, but, in a restaurant setting, thrown out at the end of every other day. That’s all you need to know about mermaids.

1,200 Telephone Poles Are Useless Duplicates By oliver peterson


uffolk County Legislator Jay Schneiderman recently succeeded in passing a bill, on September 13, to rid county roads of some 12,000 double utility poles marring the landscape along the highways and byways on this side of the Island. Despite the absurd number of these unsightly and redundant poles, it seems some local residents never noticed the poles or even knew they aren’t supposed to be this way. “It’s basically like littering,” Schneiderman said of the offending poles, which suspend wires around the county for LIPA, Verizon and Cablevision. “It’s serving no purpose.” The legislator explained that all three companies are supposed to move their wires to the new

poles, but that directive has often been ignored by one, two or all three of them. Wires from the three companies are suspended at different heights, usually with LIPA on top. As each company moves its wires, it chops the pole down to the height of the next set of wires. The next company in line is expected to follow suit until all the wires are moved and the old pole is eliminated. For years, the utilities have had little incentive to take care of this in a timely manner. Until now. “Utilities have abandoned these poles because there has been no financial consequence for leaving them in place,” Schneiderman said, pointing out that new poles are added because their older counterparts are becoming weak and damaged. “Now it will be in their business

interests to quickly remove these poles and relieve our communities of this visual blight.” Under the bill, Suffolk County will assess a penalty of $1,000 per pole per month upon the uppermost utility on the double pole following a 60-day notice period. After all the utilities have been removed, the pole will be subject to a similar penalty. Schneiderman said the County could contract a private vendor to handle the notice and revenue collection for 10% of the fines, which could be as much as $12 million per month. “I’m not getting used to ugly,” Schneiderman said. The Legislator noted that two double poles outside his office in Sag Harbor and next door to his cottage colony in Montauk had irritated him for far too (Cont’d on next page)

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Poles (Continued from previous page) long, not to mention an additional 30 along Old Haffner has painted local roadways featuring Montauk Highway in Montauk. “It’s marked prominently the utility poles and wires ‘scenic highway,’” he said of the particularly that line them, yet he never thought much annoying and ironic, poles in Montauk. “It’s about the extra poles. “I haven’t really noticed been bothering me for that—the bigger poles years.” out here,” Haffner said. Schneiderman said “Once I start pointing them out, “It hasn’t affected me.” there were 11,000 some reflection you’ll start seeing them everywhere.” Upon double poles when he however, the artist tried to tackle the issue —Jay Scheiderman explained that, for years ago, but none of him, more poles the companies did the means more lines, right thing, and the number has grown by 1,000. which make for better paintings. “I kind of “It’s not going in the right direction,” he said. like the look of it when I paint it,” he said, unable But not everyone has noticed the poles, and to see the problem. “The lines for me, it’s one local painter says they should stay put. just a whole new aesthetic that doesn’t really For the past decade, North Haven artist Grant bother me,” Haffner added, noting that he’d

actually like to see wind farms in people’s yards. “I think they’re beautiful.” According to Schneiderman, Haffner’s beloved poles may cease to exist one day. Though it’s not likely to happen for many years, the legislator said the utilities should really bury their wires in the future. Until then, Schneiderman said people will become much more aware of the messy poles and wires. “Once I start pointing them out, you’ll start to see them everywhere,” he explained, noting that the issue hasn’t received much publicity. “I think when the poles come down people will notice the difference.” The Legislature could begin giving notice for poles immediately, but Schneiderman said the current bill only covers county roadways, and he’s hoping the local towns and villages will follow this model and adopt similar legislation to clean up their roads as well. He said a more coordinated effort could be mounted at that point for a truly countywide solution.

Car (Continued from page 29) “He told me that the authorities would treat me lightly as a first-time offender,” Sophia said, as reported by Newsday. “(He said) that he would post bail for me, pay for my attorney and take me on a promised vacation to the Hamptons. None of these statements were true, and after I was released from jail, he promised that he would accept responsibility and those promises were also not fulfilled. I feel betrayed by a man who I was in love with and lived with for two years.”

After some alcohol, he suggested that they take his daddy’s red Mercedes convertible for a ride.


Holy Batcave!! A vacation in the Hamptons?? And he reneged?? Sajewski has had four arrests in the last few years. In Suffolk County, he was arrested for selling ecstasy, in Nassau County he was arrested for theft, in Brooklyn he was arrested for criminal possession of marijuana, and again in Brooklyn for driving with a suspended license. It also turns out that the pair were partying in mom and dad’s house in Lloyd Harbor while his parents were away and Sajewski suggested, after some alcohol, that they take his daddy’s red Mercedes convertible for a ride. Sajewski’s defense attorney, Carl Benincasa of Huntington, when told by Newsday of Anderson’s statement, said “We’re not going to engage in this kind of name calling.” Benincasa also told Newsday that his client “absolutely disputes the people’s recitation of the facts.” The DWI charge against Anderson has been dropped. Sajewski is in jail facing new charges. His daddy is not bailing him out. The house they roared through is uninhabitable, and the Mercedes is likely junk. And he never did take her to the Hamptons.


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Hooray for the Peconic Water Jitney! villages. Round-trip tickets are $20, significantly cheaper than having to buy round-trip tickets he Hampton Jitney’s Peconic Bay Water on both the North and South Ferries from Sag Jitney, a passenger ferry from Sag Harbor to Harbor to Shelter Island and then Greenport, Greenport and back, completed its final trips on or vice versa, and the voyage is far more Monday, and despite interest from the owners convenient if tourists only plan on staying and the public, no announcement has been within the destination villages. The only other made about whether or not the service will option, besides chartering a private boat, is backtracking west and driving around to the return next year. This 53-passenger low-wake catamaran style North Fork or South Fork through Riverhead, vessel began running on a trial basis in late which can feel very counterintuitive for those June and then extended its service an extra who live east of Water Mill and Cutchogue. A repeat performance month after Labor next year, hopefully Day due to a 30% with an extended increase in ridership schedule and perhaps during the month of year-round service August, according to in the future, would a statement released require approval at the beginning of from Suffolk County September. The Sag and the two villages, Harbor Village Board but it must also be had approved the financially sound ferry to run through for the operators of October. this business. Anyone Peconic Bay Water who likes the idea and Jitney provided a has considered trying relaxing 40-minute the Peconic Water trip for walk-on Jitney, but didn’t make passengers six The Peconic Water Jitney has gotten very positive reviews it happen this year, times per day from both locations and seven times on weekends, would help keep the ferry afloat by hopping aboard beginning at 9 a.m. at Mitchell Park in Greenport if it returns in the spring or early summer of 2013. and ending with a 9 p.m. ferry out of Long Wharf With increased ridership and a little luck, in Sag Harbor during the month of September. boats might eventually appear in Montauk Service started at 7 a.m. and ended at 11 p.m. and Orient. during the heat of the summer. The boat, which has a yellow hull with a line of black and white checkers, features a comfortable airconditioned cabin equipped with a bathroom and an upper viewing deck where riders can enjoy the lovely bay vistas as they cruise around Shelter Island. There has been no word yet on the ferry’s fate, but extending the schedule through September seems to bode well for the future of this endeavor. When they pitched the idea earlier in the year, Hampton Jitney President Geoff Lynch and his business partner Jim Ryan, principal of Response Marine in Mattituck, said the service was a pilot program, which could eventually extend to Montauk and Orient. Ryan also told The East Hampton Star last week that he would like to offer the ferry again, but hopefully earlier next year. Additional passenger ferries and a comprehensive schedule could reduce traffic, though probably not significantly. More importantly, the boats open up the destination villages to more visitors, which could boost the local economies, especially in Greenport, a village that is full of life and an exciting downtown scene that too few Hamptonites bother to visit and enjoy. The Peconic Bay Water Jitney made the trip to Greenport or Sag Harbor that much more alluring with the prospect of an easy ride without the complication of multiple ferries, traffic and parking. The ferry operators also reported that some commuters used the ferry, as they had hoped when hatching the idea. The Water Jitney has received almost exclusively positive reviews, and it has drawn passengers from all around, not just the two 20324 By oliver peterson

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Now You Can Become a Celebrity in the Hamptons


he East End is known to be both home and a getaway for a bevy of directors, producers, agents, etc. Now that summer has passed, and the crowds have disappeared, there exists a golden opportunity for those aspiring locals who feel they can sing or act. We have “The X Factor,” “America’s Got Talent,” “The Voice” and “American Idol.” So yes, there are a lot of forums, but who wants to travel to wherever they are holding auditions and then wait in line for days. How about a better plan to being discovered? Why not walk into King Kullen, Wild By Nature or even Citarella and just start singing or reciting some

lines? Who knows what entertainment influence may be in the store at that exact moment? Think it won’t work? Recently, a girl in the Philippines walked into a grocery store, wielded a microphone and a portable speaker and started belting out the Whitney Houston classic “I Will Always Love You.” Soon, she had 1.5 million YouTube hits and now has a record contract. For those doubters you can simply google “Philippine Grocery Store Karaoke” and you will find dozens of links from credible news agencies about the story. If you can’t sing and are trying to get recognized for your acting abilities, simply pick your favorite part of a play, movie or book, head over to the produce section and let the


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vegetables be your ensemble cast. Natalie Portman was eating pizza at a Long Island pizzeria when she was discovered. In between slices, a Revlon Talent Scout took notice and subsequently signed her to a modeling contract. She was 11 years old. She landed her first role, in The Professional, when she was 13 years old. Charlize Theron was discovered while at a bank. She was throwing a fit because she could not get a check cashed and an agent just happened to be standing in line behind her. He admired the performance and the rest is history. Will Smith was already a rapper, but hadn’t done any acting when he stopped and asked for directions. The guy he asked happened to be none other than Benny Medina, who then cast him as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Hollywood and New York are full of stories where former waitresses, bellhops, house painters and even garbage men have been discovered in unusual places and recognized for their talents. They just happened to be in the right place at the right time. And I believe the right place is in a Hamptons grocery store, the time during the Hamptons International Film Festival. Let’s say Billy Joel is tooling around on one of his custom motorcycles and gets thirsty. He whips into the parking lot and runs into the store for a Gatorade. And what does he encounter…Karen singing her heart out. She’s got talent and Joel gets her info and passes it on to his agent. Next thing you know a Grammy is being awarded and Joel is being credited with having discovered a great talent. Or, maybe Andy Cohen is searching for some exotic cheeses and he comes upon a housewife who is reading aloud from the book 50 Shades of Grey. With a little bit of luck she may be on the next season of “The Real Housewives of New York City.” The grocery stores shouldn’t mind. These performances might actually attract more customers. It’s a win-win for everyone. Come on, Hamptonites, “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free…and your talented waiting to be discovered”. If you don’t get discovered, nothing will have been lost because you can still do your weekly shopping. See you at the grocery store!


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Sag Harbor Watches Seaplanes Land Illegally? By dan koontz


This doesn’t mean that this story will go away. After all, the planes and helicopters that make their ear-splitting way into East Hampton Airport are perfectly within the law, but summer after summer the controversy continues. That is sure to be the case with seaplanes as well. This will be especially true if, as the Sag Harbor Express reported last week, Fly The Whale intends to make Sag Harbor an actual hub of operations. Because it’s never just about the noise or the outside chance of accidents on the water: it’s always combined with the knowledge that the passengers on those aircraft (nay, air/water-craft!) paid $495 to avoid 495, and THAT story will never go away.

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ime passes. The wind blows the pages off the calendar. Another summer past, much like all of the previous ones. The big story of summer 2012? Same as the big story every summer. Wealthy people making a lot of noise flying into East Hampton Airport, and other, presumably less wealthy people who have houses along the flight path, arguing that the planes and helicopters should take a different route. Or, in the more extreme version, that East Hampton Airport should close altogether. How wealthy are the people in the planes? How much does it cost to avoid the traffic on I-495? In an odd bit of numerological symmetry, it costs $495—one-way, that is. That’s the price tag to fly from New York to East Hampton on Fly The Whale. Although Fly The Whale doesn’t actually land at East Hampton Airport—it is in point of fact a SEAPLANE service, and it lands at special moorings off the coast of East Hampton. Then the high-rolling passengers swim for shore? No, they get picked up by a launch and whisked to dry land, or to their waiting yachts.

that it doesn’t appear on any of the standard navigation maps of the area, nor in any of the published regulations. Federal law actually says that seaplanes can land in any navigable waters. It also holds that as soon as a plane hits the water, it’s officially a boat—subject to all of the rules pertaining to boats AND receiving all the privileges of any other watercraft. So Fly The Whale appears to be well within the law as it has been explained to this reporter. Their moorings and taxiing activities are taking place outside of the jurisdiction of the Sag Harbor harbormaster, and as long as they follow the rules of the water while they’re on the water, it would appear that they’re fine.

Seaplanes become boats when they hit water

Fly The Whale, as it happens, is at the center of summer 2012’s big variation on the perennial flight path story. As a seaplane service, Fly The Whale just needs a body of water to land on, and this past summer they decided to set up special moorings in Sag Harbor and then began landing in and taxiing around the harbor in the midst of pleasure boaters. This development combines the traditional nuisance noise issue of low-flying aircraft with the more trendy issue of water safety. The issue of jurisdiction over seaplanes landing in Sag Harbor is somewhat foggy, and could use a little bit of expanded visibility. According to John Kelly, director of operations for Shoreline Aviation, another air service that brings people out from the city, there IS a Sag Harbor ordinance that specifically prohibits seaplanes landing and taxiing within 1,500 feet of the shoreline within the village’s management area. This restriction, however, is apparently a well-kept secret. Kelly notes


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HIFF: Golden Starfish Awards and Other Highlights


he Hamptons International Film Festival has long been a haven for thriving indie and mass-market films. The HIFF hands out multiple awards every year, including the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation Feature Film Prize in Science and Technology, the Kodak Award for cinematography and various audience awards as well. Perhaps most prestigious are the Golden Starfish awards, presented in the past to many performers and films that have gone on to Oscar glory. The Golden Starfish Awards are open to both foreign and domestic films, and often include a cash prize, along with gifts from various sponsors. It’s interesting to put U.S. and international films together in one category without forcing some kind of division, like the Academy Awards does. It promotes the concept of film as a worldwide communal art form. The Misfortunates, which took home Cannes honors in 2009 was a winner of three Golden Starfish Awards for Best Narrative Feature, Screenplay and Cinematography. The year before, Troubled Water (which made its U.S. debut at the festival) won the Golden Starfish, while the documentary feature Herb and Dorothy (also making its U.S. debut at the HIFF in 2008) took home a prize as well. The HIFF’s Golden Starfish seems to have a tendency to go to powerful films about societal issues, a nice change of pace from typical awards-season fluff. Richard Gere will be receiving a Golden

Starfish Award, presented by Hamptons As if the HIFF needed more buzz, it’s always favorite Alec Baldwin, for Lifetime Achievement fun to speculate what may or may not be taking In Acting. Previous recipients of this honor home the Golden Starfish Awards this year. include Vanessa Redgrave, Gena Rowlands, Dead Man’s Burden looks to be a beautiful entry Joan Allen and Alec Baldwin himself. Baldwin, in the pantheon of western cinema. The family who is serving as Honorary drama Kuma promises to be an Chairman of the festival, will interesting take on a modern host “A Conversation With Turkish family living in Vienna. Richard Gere” as well, which is The Almost Man, a Norwegian a hot ticket at the festival, as comedy, might end up stealing both are Hollywood icons. Gere, the Golden Starfish, with the the star of such films as The performances both touching Mothman Prophecies, An Officer and genuine. And A Gentleman and Pretty Jason Becker: Not Dead Woman. Gere also starred in the Yet is in the running for the film Days of Heaven, directed by documentary portion of the Terrence Malick, which will also Golden Starfish and tells the be screened at the festival. story of a young musical prodigy Also receiving a Golden stricken with ALS (Lou Gehrig’s Starfish Award is Ann Roth, Disease). A story of triumph and legendary costume designer courage, Jason Becker: Not Dead on such films as The Birdcage, Yet is a must-see at the HIFF Julie/Julia and The Hours. Roth, this year. Colombianos is also in who has four Academy Award Richard Gere is here! the documentary category, the nominations to her credit, also story of two brothers dealing with has been nominated for her work on Broadway, substance abuse issues. This debut film from nominated four times as well (including the director Tora Martens is a slow burn, but is also recent smash, The Book of Mormon). Three a well-told story. Emmy award nominations (recently, for her The HIFF is always an exciting time of year in work on Mildred Pierce) add to a career more the Hamptons and in the world of cinema. With than worthy of a Golden Starfish. To further multiple awards and ceremonies to keep track celebrate Roth’s career, an exhibition of her of, including the prestigious Golden Starfish, various sketches and material will be on display the HIFF is always one to Dermatology enjoy. See the full Clinical Assistant Professor, NYU for festival attendees. schedule of films at Big Stock Photos

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20 Years (Continued from page 30) On Halloween all the school kids dress up and go out for candy door to door and it is not too cold. Robinson showed me a paragraph she had written in the literature about the festival. “October is the glorious secret month of the East End Indian Summer. It is the best time to enjoy the casual elegance of the Hamptons that are simultaneously sophisticated and rural. The natural wonders are shared by an assortment of people; CEO’s, sailors, world-class authors, baymen, filmmakers, visual artists, gardeners, farmers and other taste-makers.’’ *** So Joyce Robinson wakes up in the middle of the night at her home in East Hampton last August with this idea. So how did it get from

there to here? who Steve Ross had just designated as his “What I needed before anything was a corporate successor. And I made my presentation and sponsor. Or several corporate sponsors. I went we got a commitment from Time-Warner. The to see Stuart Kreisler who has a summer home festival will be dedicated to the memory of here and who is the principal in several major Steve Ross.’’ corporations. He came Here is what is in with Arrow Shirts scheduled and what as our first sponsor. So Joyce Robinson wakes up in the is happening so far. Then I went to see Toni middle of the night at her home in As Robinson told me, Ross, the daughter of she needs an office the late Steve Ross of East Hampton with this idea. How and she is looking Time-Warner, and the did it get from there to here? for volunteers and co-owner of Nick & translators. She is also Toni’s Restaurant on hiring. North Main Street in East Hampton. Steve Ross Stephen Schiff, a film critic for The New was quite sick then and Toni, I know, is a film Yorker, is currently in Europe at some of the student. And she took me to see Gerald Levin film festivals there looking at films. He spent two weeks at Cannes. There will be several benefits for the Festival during the summertime. Naomi and Christian Wolffer are planning one at Sagg Pond Farms on July 3. Another will take place at Jonathan Canno’s home though no date has been set. Naomi Lazard of Amagansett, a writer and designer, is working on a competition for a poster design among local East End school children. She has been selected as the festival’s cultural coordinator. Stony Brook University will offer courses in the history of film and workshops in film making on weekends over an extended period at East End locations still to be determined. The courses can be taken for University credit. Dan Ireland, a producer who founded the successful Seattle Film Festival (now in its 11th year), has been hired as director of the Hamptons International Film Festival. Reciprocating with Deauville, one or two days of the Hamptons festival will be devoted to a program of films from France and the EEC. An opening night party will be held at Nick & Toni’s. Other parties being put together are one at the Parrish Art Museum, at LTV in Wainscott, one at the Victor D’Amico Art Institute in Napeague and two at Manhattan restaurants, Planet Hollywood and Serendipity. There will be brunch sponsored by the Bank of the Hamptons. There will be a producers and screenwriters symposium at Guild Hall with a moderator and questions and answers from the audience. Three major film figures will receive tributes at the Hamptons International Film Festival. Each tribute will include 30-40 minutes of film clips followed by an onstage question and answer period. Between two and four major international directors will attend, bringing with them their latest film, their favorite film and a protégé with his work. A festival poster is to be created by artist Eric Fischl and will for sale beginning the end of June. Among the educational workshops offered will be film editing by Viva Knight, the former director of the Victor D’Amico Institute of Art in Napeague. And the list goes on and on. And it gets bigger every day. What a week this is going to be!


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What’s Happening at the San Gennaro Festival? By alexandra andreassen


othing is better than an outdoor festival on a crisp fall day—add some delicious Italian food to it and you have the San Gennaro Feast of the Hamptons. This year, it will be held on Saturday and Sunday, October 6 and 7, from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. at the Long Island Railroad Station on Good Ground Road in Hampton Bays. With over 50 food and non-food vendors, the weekend is sure to be a huge hit. This is the feast’s second year in the Hamptons (held for the first time last October) and it’s sponsored by the Hampton Bays Chamber of Commerce. Features besides the vendors include a carnival, a raffle to win a Fiat, a parade on Saturday at 11 a.m., and fireworks on Sunday evening at 9 p.m. to end thing with a bang (or several). Five live bands and a DJ

Some may recognize the name of the feast, which has been made popular in the U.S. due to Little Italy’s celebration in Manhattan. Their 11-day event, complete with a renowned cannoli-eating competition, has inspired the festival in the Hamptons. “Why can’t we have something like that out here?” said Dom Spoto, a member of the feast’s committee. San Gennaro is the patron saint of Naples, Italy, who died as a martyr in 305 A.D. He was beheaded for his views and his refusal to cooperate with local pagan officials. After his beheading, legend has it, a woman collected some of his blood and contained it in two glass vials, perfectly sealed and enclosed in a metal case with glass so that it can be viewed at the

Franciscan Church of Saint Clare in Naples. Periodically, the dried, dark blood in the vials will inexplicably begin frothing and bubbling and turn bright red. Believers call this the Miracle of the Blood. Many Italians turn to Gennaro in prayer for protection from fire, earthquakes and drought.  One of the main reasons for the festival here is, as Spoto said, “We thought we’d be able to bring some business and some people out to the Hamptons in the off-season.” Last year’s event drew crowds upwards of 20,000 people, and the organizers hope to do even better this year. The weekend is surely not to be missed— your taste buds will thank you.






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Making Kodak Moments with a Smartphone By MATTHEW APFEL

As October slips over the East End, we are once again being treated to the natural beauty that makes this place so special. Fall foliage, changing skies, pumpkin patches, and weathered beaches— everything changes in October, and Kodak moments are everywhere. Unfortunately, Kodak is pretty much out of business these days. But our trusty smartphones have stepped up to put great photographs in

the palms of our hands. Here’s a snapshot of four cool photography apps that can bring out the Ansel Adams in all of us. The Building Block: Hipstamatic I’ve written about Hipstamatic before, and how it compares to the wildly popular Instagram. Actually, I don’t think there’s any comparison at all. Instagram is a social network that is driven by photos. Hipstamatic is a photography app—and a fantastic one at that. Hipstamatic isn’t cheap, at least by app standards. You have to buy assorted “lenses,” “flash bulbs” and “films,” which have cool names that evoke photographic history, from black-and-white film of the 1930s to Kodachrome

from the groovy ’70s. These are actually special effects programs that simply alter the images you shoot, but it’s all part of the fun. Hipstamatic isn’t idiot-proof, either. Like a real camera, you need to experiment with different combinations and settings, but if you’re patient the results can be breathtaking. I spent a foggy morning at the Montauk Lighthouse with my kids and took dozens of photos that I never imagined I could ever produce. And, the images are rich enough to blow up to 11” x 17” prints. Another great feature: Hipstamatic now lets you store your favorite combinations and settings, which saves lots of time when you’re trying to set up future shots. Bottom Line: This is the building block—a must-have photo app that’s well worth the time and expense at $1.99. The Trick Shot: Color Splash Color Splash is a limited-purpose effects app that does one thing extremely well: It lets you convert any photo from your library into a black-and-white image—but you can mark which parts and details should retain their original color. So a simple photo of a Granny Smith apple sitting on your kitchen counter can now become a truly artistic shot with the backdrop in black and white, but the apple in bright green. Fun. Bottom Line: This is a one-trick pony, but it’s a very good trick indeed. Worth the $.99 price. The Adjustor: Darkroom Darkroom is another limited-purpose effects app that solves a very real problem: what to do when shooting in dim light. Flashbulbs are the Achilles heel of the smartphone. They’re terrible. I rarely use my flash, if ever, because it splashes a tiny beam of light that’s so narrow it barely helps the image—except to create red eyes that need to be corrected later on. Darkroom can really help. It essentially freezes the camera until everything in the shot is still or motionless before snapping the photo. The result is that images are distorted by light splashes here or there. Obviously you wouldn’t want to use this app at a rock concert or sporting event, where lots of things are in motion, but it can produce great results when shooting still life at dusk or dawn. Bottom Line: It’s free, it’s fun, give it a try.

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Playing the part at the Montauk Manor on Halloween


Monk of the Month By terence lane


n Halloween Kathy takes a miserable call at the front desk. Young woman says her boyfriend’s out of control. He’d been drinking and may have swallowed some pills. He’s already struck her once. There are two small boys in the room. Kathy looks at me with eyes that exude a tired call to duty, a look I’d seen before and would see again. We have to respond to the call. I sigh. I tighten my sash and adjust my hood. I’m dressed head to foot in monk robes. My boss thought it would be funny if I came to work in a costume. And she was right. The monk act had been hilarious earlier when I was driving the hotel shuttle. I’d really gotten into character. When the drunks I was driving asked where they could find some tail in this town, I simply replied: “but thou monk driver is chaste, my good men. He knoweth not where thy squirrel curls its tail.” I excelled at that sort of thing; firing off witty, creative tidbits for the amusement of the inebriated, my fan base, my niche. It was only when I took out my good pen and yellow paper to “write this stuff down,” as non-writers aware of my interest constantly insisted I do, could I not hack it. As a creative writer I’d seen no validation for my efforts. I had an irrational fear that my manuscripts weren’t even getting delivered to the offices of the important literary journals, but burning up ignominiously in the blast of their atmosphere. Some wouldn’t even mail the rejection slip, leaving me to wallow for an entire year, believing, grinding my teeth, strung out like a junkie hopped up on pure, 100% uncut hope. I had a girlfriend who thought Terence Lane is working on his Masters of Fine Arts degree in Writing and Literature at Stony Brook Southampton. Later this month he will travel to Thailand to teach English.

I was the best writer going, which, every time she reminded me of it, evoked terrific laughter from every corner of the room. If we were outside, it came from the skies. Nowhere was safe. Mockery lurked in the bowl of water below my shaving, in the heart and mind of this humble man, this hooded monk. Kathy and I cross the lobby and head toward the room. She leads, I shuffle after. The sash is on good and tight around my waist but the hood is proving to be a problem. It keeps slipping back. I almost ask Kathy for a pin— a bobby?—but feel stupid doing so and let the words spoil on my lips. Kathy knocks on the door and it opens immediately. It’s the girlfriend. Oily hair. Bags under her eyes like melon slices. “Take them,” she says. Below her stand two beautiful little boys. It occurs to me I haven’t seen children this young in a long time. They are not identical twins but nearly. Golden hair. These wise guy blue eyes. I reach for one and he submits like this is an old routine. He fits his legs around my side and pushes back my hood. Kathy takes the other boy. The girlfriend gets a diaper bag. Beyond her are the bottoms of two dirty feet on the sofa bed. A mess of dirty blond hair at the other end. He seems to be unconscious. “Miss, you need to stay with us,” I say to the girlfriend. “I told him,” she weeps, over and over. I fall back and put my arm around her, not to comfort her so much as to keep her moving. We get them into a room on the other side of the hotel. I sit with the boys on either side of me. Kathy puts on a cartoon about trucks. The boys keep reaching for my hood. I bow my head to them. Kathy leaves for the lobby to call the cops. The girlfriend is splayed on the carpet rifling through the diaper bag. “Forgot their (Cont’d on page 44) formula,” she curses,

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Oh Deer! It’s Fall Again By sally flynn

Well, it’s official: autumn is here. I’ve spoken with several maple trees and tried to get them to turn colors in some kind of sequential order, so that the colors last longer. I just hate it when they all seem to deliberately peak together, and for three days the Island is glorious in autumnal splendor, and then, just out of spite, they drop their leaves all at once. Then it’s rake, rake, rake, bag, bag, bag, bang, bang, bang (deer season), and suddenly,

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the whole Island looks naked without its foliage. How do they know that deer can’t see the color Deer hunting season is always a little scary. It’s orange? Obviously it must be true because amazing how close the report of a rifle sounds there are so few Shelter Island men who would in cool clear air. I remember I used to call my shop for fatigues and ask, “Pardon me, do you kids in when I heard have these in mango?” shots, just in case... I Some of them even know all hunters are What makes me feel even worse is have matching orange pretty conscientious how delicious venison is...but I’m rifles—completes the and make the kill as look, fast as they can, but not admitting that to anyone. I think. I still don’t like to What do deer really think about it too see? From www. much. What makes me feel even worse is how delicious venison is...but I’m not admitting that “The results of our study confirmed that deer to anyone. possess two (rather than three as in humans) Many hunters wear bright orange fatigues. types of cones allowing limited color vision. The cone that deer lack is the ‘red’ cone, or the one sensitive to...colors such as red and orange...This does not mean that these colors are invisible to deer, but rather that they are perceived differently. Deer are essentially redgreen color blind like some humans. Their color vision is limited to the short (blue) and middle (green) wavelength colors. As a result, deer likely can distinguish blue from red, but not green from red, or orange from red.”

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In other, other words, deer can’t see pink either. Which begs the question, how many girl and gay hunters (I’m sure there are a few) are out there in that hideous marmalade mash when they could be in flamingo pink? It’s hard enough to look good in the woods with all the dirt and buggy things they have out there without having to try to do it in orange. Bring on the pink fatigues and there’d be more hunters, I bet. Of course, the only thing wrong with adding those who hunt in pink is that whole thing about being quiet—like for hours at a time— just sitting in the dirt with bugs crawling all over, sipping hot soup, coffee or beer and not talking, all at the same time. It’s really quite an accomplishment when I stop to think about it. Sitting silently in an orange outfit waiting for something to walk by that you can shoot. It’s like shopping I suppose, but you make the kill with bullets instead of credit cards and you eat what you kill instead of spreading it on the couch to improve the decor.


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Neighbor By judy s. klinghoffer


hen “American Idol” begins airing in January, hundreds of would-be songbirds will find themselves looking into the eyes of three new judges—country star Keith Urban, outrageous rapper Nicki Minaj, and the woman whose style most of them have tried to imitate—Mariah Carey. Pick any one of her 18 top 100 singles, which, according to Billboard, nudges her ahead of Elvis and right behind the Beatles for the most songs in the top 100, and you will hear in a heartbeat why Carey has influenced a generation of young singers. This influence has been so enormous that Sean Daly of The St. Petersburg Times wrote that the “American Idol” hopefuls seemed to fall into three categories—“The talented kids, the weird kids, and the Mariahs.” With a five-octave range, a vocal quality that ranges from R & B smokysultry-sexy to an insanely high register worthy of the “Queen of the Night,” all wrapped up in a mastery of the melisma, Carey has many admirers and imitators, but no equal. Born on Long Island, Carey now has an estimated wealth of $500 million, a lingerie closet in her home that was featured on “MTV Cribs,” and bona fide status as a diva. But before “Visions of Love,” Carey’s first hit single, took over the airwaves in 1990, Carey’s life was waiting tables, taking odd jobs, and getting a lot of doors slammed in her face. Carey’s father was an African-American aeronautical engineer and her mother an Irish-American opera singer and vocal coach. Mariah’s music talent was evident early on. Carey heard her mother practicing one of Gilda’s arias from Rigoletto, and imitated her, singing in Italian, just as her mother had done. She was three years old. By high school, Carey had started writing poetry and setting her words to music. With session drummer Ben Margulies, Carey co-wrote and recorded a foursong demo that she shopped around. By now, Carey was sharing an apartment in the city with four other girls, waiting tables, and trying unsuccessfully to get someone in the recording industry to spark to her demo. It was ’80s pop star Brenda K. Starr, who became friends with Carey and passed the demo to Tommy Mottolo, head of Columbia Records, at an industry party. What happened next has been called a Cinderella story. After playing the demo on his way home, Mottolo was so impressed with Carey’s voice he turned the car around and returned to the party to find her. Carey had already gone home. Mottolo spent the next two weeks trying to find her, eventually reaching her through Starr’s management. Mottolo signed Carey, and her first self-titled album gave her four singles

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Carey imitated her mother practicing arias from Rigoletto. She was 3 years old. that all reached number one on the charts. During her Columbia years, Carey released her Emotions and Music Box albums, which gave Carey one of her biggest hits, “Hero.” That same year, Carey and Mottolo married in front of a star-studded guest list that included Barbara Streisand and Billy Joel. Next for Carey was Merry Christmas, a holiday album that included “All I Want for Christmas Is You,” which became an instant holiday classic and provided the climactic moment in the film Love Actually. As Carey’s career continued to flourish, her marriage to Mottolo floundered. In 1997, they would divorce, creating a strained atmosphere

for Carey professionally as well. In 2000, she would jump ship to Virgin Records, signing on the dotted line for a payday of $100 million for a fivealbum deal. Carey would later describe her experience at Virgin as “a complete and total stress-fest,” and would soon move to Island Records. After that first wave of consistent success, Carey’s career was experiencing growing pains. She was also trying her hand at acting, often receiving praise for her performances even in projects that were less successful with critics. The Emancipation of Mimi, Carey’s 2005 release, brought the singer back to prominence with hits like “We Belong Together” and “Shake It Off.” Mimi earned Carey 10 Grammy nods. She took home three awards, for Best Contemporary R &B Album, Best R & B Song and Best Female R&B Performance. Even Carey’s personal life hit a new high. She met actor Nick Cannon while filming the music video for “Bye Bye.” They married on her estate in the Bahamas. Her acting career was flourishing, too, with a role as a social worker in the hit film Precious, earning her praise from Variety, which described her acting as “pitch perfect.” Carey sang at Obama’s Neighborhood Inaugural Ball, and joined Tony Bennett on his Duets album. On her third wedding anniversary, Carey gave birth to twins Monroe and Moroccan, after a difficult pregnancy marked by high blood pressure and gestational diabetes. Motherhood didn’t seem to slow down Carey’s output as a singer/songwriter. She was soon working on her 14th album, due to be released in spring 2013, and over the past summer released the first single “Triumphant.” Also in 2013, look for Carey to star in The Butler, sharing the big screen with acting notables, Jane Fonda, Forrest Whittaker, Robin Williams, Oprah Winfrey, and Alan Rickman. Of course, Carey will be gracing the small screen with her current stint as “American Idol” judge, netting her $18 million to listen to a lot of wouldbe’s trying to sound like Mariah Carey. Since husband Cannon has been hosting “America’s Got Talent” since 2009, the couple has serious creds in reality TV. For the past three years, Cannon and Carey have been enjoying summers in the Hamptons, renting suitable digs for their lifestyle. One summer, “suitable” was Tommy Hilfiger’s five-bedroom East Hampton home with a rental price tag of $350,000. With 1-year-olds Monroe and Moroccan in tow this year, the couple opted for a 7,500 square foot, 6-bedroom, 6.5 bath North Haven home sitting on a very private two acres. The home, which has a $15 million price tag, has a negative edge pool, floating cabanas, and smart house functions that can all be operated from an iPad. Not bad at all for a “local girl.”


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Guest (Continued from page 41) getting up. “You should probably stay here,” I say. “They haven’t had nothing to eat,” she says, walking across the room, leaving. The phone on the wall starts to ring. Kathy says, “Get out here now.” When I get to the lobby a crowd has formed. Boyfriend has come to and is choking girlfriend on the baroque sofa. He’s wearing white underwear only. I see Kathy. We start toward the sofa. Kathy creeps up and touches his shoulder. He unfurls like a snake, landing a closed-fist blow to the side of Kathy’s head. My heart thuds. If I thought I would have had a better chance to act, I might have hesitated, but suddenly I have boyfriend in a serious headlock. He beats on my ribcage. I slam him into the near wall and we both go to the ground. Where’s back-up? Why is everyone watching me and not helping? Where are the cops? Somehow I’ve landed on top of boyfriend. Pinning this guy is terribly awkward. Being on him is like riding a tremendous female leatherback turtle, postpartum, as she makes her instinctive dash for the sea. And he stinks. He smells like Velveeta and armpit. My hand has already slipped into that armpit several times and is now shiny with brine. I hear the cheap material under my own armpit tear away from the greater garment. He’s tiring. I can feel the musculature relaxing in his back. “Where are the cops?” I yell at last, a note of terror bleeding into the question, reminding me that this has rattled me, that

I made a lucky move, that this guy, had he not been so blitzed on whatever, could have seriously damaged this shuttle-driving faux monk writer. From the corner of one fiery eyeball I see the cops. Thank God. Euphoria washes over me. It feels heroic to be found victorious in the throes of a citizen’s arrest. But then the cop roars: “Which one is it?” and my heart almost stops. I realize that we both look like criminals, I in my ragged holy man’s attire, he, shirtless and piebald with blotches, hickeys, and scratches. “Not the monk,” someone yells. I want to reward that person. Come ye, come ye and receive your holy stipend! The cops dive onto us. I’m eye to eye with the butt of a large handgun. I begin to worm my way out. Doing so removes the costume. Inch by inch, I molt back into my khakis and navy polo shirt. I rise. A woman commends me as I pass. I attempt a smile but grimace instead. My mouth feels unnatural, smacked. In the office, Kathy and I hug. I slip into the bathroom and wash my arms up to elbows, the way I’ve seen surgeons do in sitcoms. I wash my face. My eyes. My hair. The police want to speak with me. They need a statement. I notice the officer’s cheap little pad and pen. I judge these because they are my tools of the trade. They are things no one seems to care about but I have purchased in bulk, with careful attention to color, tip size, rule, and bond. I am not so particular about anything else. The officer jots. The pen stops working.

He apologizes and scribbles in the corner to revive the ink. I want to say something. I want to rant about ballpoint pens. I want to share my frustration. But the ink returns. “There,” he says, and I proceed. There’s a six-pack of Blue Point beer in the fridge. I always imagine myself coming home after a long night and cracking a cold one but mostly I just come home and sit in my chair for a good 20 minutes thinking. Tonight, I’m aroused by a thought. My statement: they’re going to publish it. Next Thursday I can’t find the newspaper anywhere in Montauk. I’ve gone to Ronnie’s, the Corner Store, Martell’s, the IGA. In White’s department store the cashier says the paper doesn’t arrive until ten. I look at my watch. I can’t think of anything in the world I want to do for the next two hours. When I get the paper I read each incident. It’s almost entirely DWI’s. I spend two seconds on each word, savoring it, trying not to read ahead. I realize the names of the offending men and women often use their middle initial. I start to lose patience and accelerate my reading. I find it. An employee of the hotel was able to restrain the man until police arrived. This can’t be right. An employee? That could be anyone. I remember the officer’s impotent plastic pen. His affectless scribbles. People don’t realize the importance of a good pen. I worry he couldn’t read his own writing. An employee of the hotel. Why can’t I get used to this? Must I drink and drive? My name isn’t here. They didn’t publish it.

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It Ain’t Over ’til the Fat Lady... “The season” on the East End no longer ends with Labor Day. Not even close. There’s so much going on every weekend—and some weekdays—it’s difficult to choose how to spend one’s time. Last Saturday found me at the Southampton Historical Museum’s Harvest Day dressed as a “baker woman” from 1851. I couldn’t stay for any of the other SeptemberFest activities throughout Southampton Village—I had to get to the Old Whalers’ Church in Sag Harbor for the big $10,000 raffle drawing. I didn’t win but the live band, Suzy on the Rocks, really rocked. I’m pretty sure that this occasion marked the first time in this 168-year-old church’s history that “Lady Marmalade” was heard inside.  Sunday of course was devoted to prayer—and another hot musical performance. Edna’s Kin played an afternoon concert at Christ Church in Sag Harbor. They were a huge hit all round, but the “world premiere” of their original bluegrass tune “Mount Misery Breakdown” really slayed ‘em. On Monday I attended jazz legend Hal McKusick’s beautiful memorial service in the city. I wouldn’t have missed it and it was definitely an East End thing. Hal was a Sag Harborite for decades. I took him one of my

apple pies on Monday, because he loved them that my “partner in crime,” Karen, and I wore like the Massachusetts farm boy he once was. all linen, cotton, silk and wool—layers of the I’ve never been a jazz aficionado but somehow stuff—and showed kids how to knead bread I always know when it’s Hal playing the sax or dough. With 21st century bread recipes there’s clarinet on a recording. no more need for kneading—but kids love to Are you old enough to remember Sunbonnet pound on dough. I promised them that we’d Sue? She always had a full week—Sunday publish the bread recipe so they can get their worship, Monday laundry, Tuesday ironing, frustrations out at home. (You might like to try Wednesday mending, Thursday baking, Friday it yourself.) housecleaning, Saturday off to market.  Rev. Karen Ann Campbell’s This weekend there’s the Two-Hour Bread Hamptons International Film Makes 4 loaves Festival, the San Gennaro Festival in Hampton Bays, 12 cups flour (8 cups white, Montauk’s Fall Festival 4 cups whole wheat) (with fireworks!), the 4 cups warm water Westhampton Art Show, ½ cup honey the Plant & Sing on Shelter ¼ cup active dry yeast Island and about 19 other (5 packets) Columbus Day Weekend– ¼ cup oil inspired public events on the 1 tablespoon salt East End. So, just like in the summertime, Sundays find Combine water and honey. me dashing off to events, Some of our helpers at SeptemberFest Add yeast, stir to dissolve. Mondays I review a restaurant, Add salt and oil. Stir in whole Tuesdays close the paper, Wednesdays recover wheat flour, then white, about 2 cups at a time. from closing, Thursdays assign stories, Fridays Knead on a floured surface for 10 minutes. salon, Saturdays Sag Harbor Farmers Market Allow to rise in a greased bowl until doubled in and events. Is my only overlap with Sunbonnet bulk, about 30 minutes. Punch down and knead Sue marketing on Saturdays? Oh well, she’s a couple of times. Shape into four loaves and never made it into the South O’ the Highway allow to rise for 30 minutes in greased pans. column... Bake at 400 degrees for 30 minutes. Are you curious to know more about my When done it should sound hollow. adventures in the 19th century? Let’s just say Enjoy! S. Dermont

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Arthur Ochs Southampton Hospital Announces Mary’s Marvelous Opens Doors at Partnership with Stonybrook University Sulzberger, 86 Second East Hampton SOUTHAMPTON: Our thoughts Location are with the friends and

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family of former New York Times publisher Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, who passed away at his Southampton home on Sept. 29 after battling a long illness. He was 86. Sulzberger’s tenure with the Times lasted three decades, during which time the newspaper won 31 Pulitzer Prizes. He is widely credited with expanding the paper’s readership, as the Times’ introduced a national edition and expanded to include more feature sections. Sulzberger also helped to make strides for the newspaper publishing industry as a whole, as the paper won a key victory in the 1964 Supreme Court case New York Times v. Sullivan. The decision dealt with libel lawsuits and public officials, and it set free speech and freedom of the press precedents. Sulzberger became publisher of the Times in 1963, and he held the position until 1992 when his son Arthur Ochs Sulzberger Jr. took over the family business. Sulzberger stayed on as chairman and chief executive of The New York Times Co. until 1997, and he remained on the company’s board of directors until 2002.

Opening Day at Mary’s Marvelous

Slow Food East End Presents Grants to Local School Gardens at Annual Meeting BRIDGEHAMPTON: Slow Food East End awarded $4,000 in aid to school gardens at its annual meeting in Bridgehampton on Sunday. Grants of $500 each went to eight area schools: Bridgehampton School, East Hampton High School, Greenport School, Hampton Bays Middle School, Sag Harbor School, Southold School, Springs School and Tuckahoe School. “Being able to help our local schools start and develop school gardens has been a mission of our East End chapter of Slow Food since our founding in 2004 at the American Hotel,” said Mary Morgan, president of SFEE. The program is supported by the Levine family and the Josh Levine Memorial Foundation. The grants were specifically tailored to meet the needs of already established gardens to help with day-to-day needs.

SOUTHAMPTON: Southampton Hospital and Stony Brook University have announced the signing of a nonbinding letter of intent toward the building of a new medical facility on the Stony Brook Southampton campus, which will replace the hospital on Meeting House Lane in Southampton Village that opened in 1909. Before any final agreement moves forward, both parties will undergo a due diligence process. The plan is for funds to be raised through private donations to build a new 125-bed facility that will be part of the Stony Brook Medicine health care system, although the exact location on the campus remains undetermined. Southampton Hospital has had an affiliation with Stony Brook since 2008. “Southampton Hospital can provide a valuable teaching and research environment for Stony Brook University students,” said Stony Brook University President Samuel L. Stanley Jr., M.D. in a statement, “contributing highly trained healthcare professionals to meet the East End’s needs as the population grows and ages.”

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EAST HAMPTON: It was a historic hour in East Hampton: Mary’s Marvelous officially opened on Railroad Avenue last Wednesday. The first customers included curious regulars from the Amagansett location. (Above is a photo of Mary Schoenlein with first-hour customers Michelle and Annie.) As the weather turns colder, we’re betting that East Hamptonites are pretty happy about the addition of Mary’s famous hot chocolate to the village’s culinary scene.

TWILIGHTHAMPTON: Riddle me this: “A wolf, a goat and a cabbage must be taken to the other side of the harbor. You have a boat, which is not large enough to take more than one of them. If you leave the wolf with the goat, the wolf will eat the goat. If you leave the goat with the cabbage, the cabbage will be eaten.” Over the weekend, it seems a clever Hamptonite was so pleased with his solution to this conundrum that he decided to bring it to life. (re: accompanying photo). Other word on the street is that the wolves are in town for the Hamptons International Film Festival to promote the next Twilight film.

SHOREHAM: Tesla Science Center at Wardenclyffe is pleased to announce the successful completion of its recent Internet-based crowdfunding campaign on The effort was spearheaded by Seattle-based cartoonist Matthew Inman ( It raised $1,370,511 to help the Tesla Science Center purchase Wardenclyffe in Shoreham, the only remaining laboratory in the world where scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla is known to have worked. Inman launched the fundraising campaign by challenging his legion of blog followers to meet the goal.



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Southampton SeptemberFest Despite the drizzle, the crowds turned out for the annual Southampton SeptemberFest with free music, performers, jugglers, activities for the kids, vendors, pumpkin carvers and artisans. Photographs by Tom Kochie


3. 1. Pumpkin decorating on the old Parrish grounds 2. Headliners Rhett Miller & the Serial Lady Killers perform in Agawam Park 3. The 1850s wedding re-enactment at the Southampton Historical Museum 4. Izzy Monroe at her dad’s woodcarving shop 5. Jester Jim fulfills an audience request to bounce one off his tongue while juggling!



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SeptemberFest Kick Off Party A kick-off party with food, music, dancing and drinks was held under the tent in Agawam Park Friday night. Photographs by Tom Kochie


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3. Your photographer’s dance partner for the evening, Brenda Simmons, assistant to the Mayor, dancing with a friend!

Jerry Zezima talked at the East Hampton Library about his book “Leave It To Boomer,” detailing his life in a household where he is surrounded by women (one wife, two daughters, various animals) and why, as a result, he is the very model of the 1. modern middle-age man. Photograph by 1. Jerry Zezima, Author Barry Gordin “Leave It To Boomer”

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On Sunday, 230 Elm in Southampton was transformed into a huge Zumba studio. Hundreds of Zumbathoners sweated to support the volunteer work of Angie’s Spa Therapeutic Cancer Care Foundation at Southampton Hospital. Photographs by Richard Lewin

At Martha Clara Vineyards in Riverhead last Thursday AFTEE announced its new organization to assist and unite not-for-profit establishments on the East End. Photographs by Nicholas Chowske

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n adorable toddler clings to his very-tattooed father, his ‘sippy-cup’ in direct contrast to his daddy’s wine glass on the small wooden bar. Eyeengaging artwork dots the walls, while spirited young couples fill the Winemaker Studio’s small storefront tasting room in Peconic with laughter, stories and wine commentary. They are drinking, recounting great flavors (‘Ah! Remember that chocolate cabernet with the truffles in Sonoma?’) enjoying a fabulous fall day of wine tasting on the North Fork. Tasting room manager, Chris Fanjul, an affable and extremely knowledgeable fellow, discusses the attributes of the different wines and winemakers that the studio features with the customers. He explains the artisanal approach taken by owners and wine makers Anthony and Sarah Nappa. “Our place is an experience,” says Sarah. “It’s a little different. We treat the store as a cooperative, featuring a set group of five wine makers that we carry on a regular basis. They are small producers, hand-on,” she explains. “No one has their own vineyards. They all purchase their fruits… As a small wine maker, you can buy whatever is good that year.” Anthony has been making wines for over ten years and makes a few different wines every year. He sources the grapes each season, working with vineyards where he “knows their growing practices and has a personal relationship,” says Sarah. “When we set up this place, we were thinking about where we wanted to hang out—but we also wanted

to appeal to people who are really interested in wine. We have a lot of specialized product, unusual and unique local wines. This year we added a beer on tap and some bottled beers: Southampton Publick house, and a New York State Spirits tasting event. We try to showcase the best the region has to offer.” Both Sarah Nappa and the Winemaker Studio are charming and the wines are delicious. (I not only tasted and enjoyed the 2009 Nobel Roth Late Harvest Reisling, I “needed” to bring home a few bottles to share.) And Anthony and Sarah’s path to Peconic has a charm of its own. Sarah was taking a semester abroad in New Zealand studying animal science and Anthony was in school there for Oenology (wine making). He was from Massachusetts and she from Colorado. They became friends but went their own ways, keeping in touch. When time and circumstance finally put them A toast to local wines! both in the same state—Sarah was in New York City in culinary school and became Sous Chef at North Fork Table and Inn and Anthony was making wine at a vineyard on the North Fork—they experienced the magic that happens when two fine wines come together: a great blend was developed. They married in January of 2012 and together, they debuted Anthony Nappa wines. Starting with one

wine called Nemesis, a Pinot Noir, they have built the brand up enough to open the retail space. The building that houses the Winemaker Studio was built in the 1920s and still has the original tin roof that shelters the daily happy hour from 5-7 p.m., when wine purchases are 30% off regular price. Occasionally a customer will pick up the guitar in the corner. A fun and welcoming place, people can bring their dogs and hang out for a while, getting a taste of the lifestyle Sarah and Anthony have created for themselves. “We are fortunate to be able to do something we love,” says Sarah. “And we look forward to the off season—that’s when we can really enjoy the ‘real’ North Fork.” They cook dinners with friends at their home in Southold, where they are care for eight chickens, two beehives, two dogs and two cats. They like to just kick back, sometimes dreaming about the future. “One of our goals is to be self-sustaining...We love being able to have fresh fish and we’re trying to grow and preserve a lot of our fruits and vegetables,” she says. “But we still need to go to the grocery for a few things… you can’t grow cleaning supplies!” 2885 Peconic Lane, Peconic. 774-641-7488, Winemaker Studio/Facebook

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Loving Shinn Estate Vineyards


big trend now is organic food—organic meat, organic vegetables and fruits, organic everything. But what about organic wine? When you actually think about organic farming it seems like a no-brainer because that’s how all farmers grew their crops before the nasty pesticides and other chemicals were developed. Today some farmers are trying to bring back the old way of growing crops. Barbara Shinn and her husband, David Page, are the owners, and growers, of Shinn Estate Vineyards in Mattituck. This duo prides itself on its biodynamic farming techniques and having a successful vineyard and winery based on sustainable values. They have allowed their vineyard to become more in tune with its natural surroundings and develop into its own ecosystem. For example, on their 20 acres, they

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can hear the bees forging for clover and, over time, can see the visual difference other vital insects can make. In addition, Shinn and Page farm by the lunar calendar, something that has been long forgotten and many other farmers think is just folklore, but it actually works. Not only is this winery in line with nature, it is a beautiful place to go. When you first pull in, there is a four-room bed and breakfast to your left that is open all year round. It looks delightfully quaint. Parking is in the back, which puts you almost in the vineyard itself. The tasting room is rustic with its wooden tables and tasting bar. Barbara’s black-and-white dog runs around greeting all the guests—he is a big hit. Shinn and Page use the fermentation room as a “spill over” tasting room, but once all the steel barrels are full, there is no more room for people. The day that I was there, Barbara informed me that in about 10

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days they were going out to hand pick some grapes to start fermenting. In the corner of the fermentation room Barbara also pointed out a couple of copper still pots and explained that they had a distilling license as well. At Shinn Vineyards, Page distills eau de vie and grappa, which is sold at the tasting room. Next I was shown the lovely wine library where Barbara holds private events and, occasionally, on a Saturday, she will bring some customers in and open older bottles of wine as a bonus sampling. Then it was time for me to taste some of their wonderful wines! On the beautiful Sunday my boyfriend and I went to Shinn Estates, Barbara started us off with, naturally, the “First Fruit” Sauvignon Blanc, which is made from the first fruit of the harvest. It was clean and crisp and would pair nicely with seafood. We then tried the rosé, which was darker than any rosé I had ever seen. It was refreshing with hints of strawberry and watermelon; perfect for summer, of course. Thirdly, we tasted the Estate Merlot, which was strong yet sweet with chocolate and cherry flavors. Next on the list was the “Brut” Sparkling with its tiny little bubbles. This made the sparkling wine not as harsh as some others, resembling French Champagne. Last, but not least, was the Wickham’s Pear Cider. The pears used in this dessert wine come from Wickham’s Fruit Farm in Cutchogue and make for a wonderfully sweet after-dinner drink. There is much more to be tasted at Shinn—each wine is different from the next, and they are all fantastic. Even some of the names given to these wines sound tranquil and come from a place of love. There’s Coalescence, a blend of Sauvignon Blanc, Chardonnay, and Gewurztraminer with citrus notes; Haven, which smells of dried apricots; Grace and Clarity, both deep reds and finally Veil, a 2009 vintage white. On Saturdays and Sundays, Barbara and David have vineyard walks where people can learn more about their sustainable way of farming and taste some of their wine. And just think—you can drink more because it’s healthier for you, right? Shinn Estate Vineyards 2000 Oregon Road Mattituck, 631-804-0367,


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Dee Muma: Baker and Restaurateur as breads, brownies and more. They don’t have to worry about harming themselves. “I didn’t want them iverhead, the gateway to North Fork Wine to be a punishment to eat, they had to be delicious. Now people eat the gluten-free items voluntarily.” Country has so much to see and do—and EAT! When asked what the best selling items she makes Dee Muma, Co-owner of both Darkhorse and Tweed’s restaurants in Riverhead, has been baking were, she answered, “I’d have to say the blondies, for most of her life. She also co-owns Spicy’s BBQ in mock rye bread and challah. Challah is a Jewish bread.” Muma doesn’t have a favorite item on the Riverhead. Muma started her career in food at the age of 10, menu, she noted. “I’ve been a life long foodie, like a doing bread routes in order to pay for her hobby of tiger eating a goat. I’m always thinking what’s next? horseback riding. She made bread and delivered it by It’s a sport to me, I’m always thinking what I’ll have bicycle. At the age of 10 and a half she started doing next.” Gluten intolerance is catering. when a person suffers Being too young to from barley and wheat drive she would either Approximately 10% of the U.S. allergies. Approximately leave a list of the items population suffers from gluten 10% of the U. S. population she needed for her suffers from this; it can parents or she would go intolerance, allergies to barley be a very serious disease. to the store with them Tweed’s Restaurant & and pick them out. She and wheat. Buffalo Bar, is another was able to get $1 a head establishment in for her catering services Riverhead co-owned by Muma. “It’s a lot darker and she did all the work by herself. Dark Horse, which has been open for a year and it has a clubby-type feel to it. I leave that up this September, is located at 1 East Main Street to (her husband) Ed to take care of,” she explains. in Riverhead. It is well known for it’s gluten-free At Tweed’s they offer Bison Rubens, cabbie soup, baked goods. What started Muma baking gluten- burgers, a full bar and much more. The bison is free products was that for 10 years she believed raised locally on the owners’ North Fork farm. Bison she suffered from gluten-intolerance. However she in lower in fat than is beef. Their farm is 240 acres and is the only bison farm refused to go to the doctor to get a diagnosis. At first she started to bake items that were gluten-free on Long Island. There’s a total of only about 1,000 and openly admitted that they “tasted terrible.” “I buffalo in the state of New York. Muma mentioned wanted them to taste just as good as the real thing. that, “with buffalo meat there is no fat to hide it if a It took a little tinkering here and there but I was dish has been overcooked. If it’s overcooked, that’s able to achieve my goal.” Now that there are items that.” At her barbeque restaurant, Spicy’s, located at on the menu that are gluten-free, people who suffer from gluten-intolerance are able to enjoy such treats 225 West Main Street in Riverhead, they serve By george holzman III



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NORTH FORK For more events happening this week, check out: Calendar pg. 59,Kids Calendar pg. 61, Arts & Galleries Listings pg. 55

Thursday, october 4 OPEN MIC NIGHT AT PECONIC BAY WINERY 6­­ –9 p.m. 31320 Main Road, Cutchogue. Join MC Rocky Divello for an open mic at the winery. 631-734-7361. CRUMB DELITES CHEESECAKE & BROWNIES 6–10 p.m. Thursdays. Available exclusively at Raphael Vineyards, 39390 Route 25, Peconic. Also on Sundays. 631-765-1100. INTERNATIONAL JURIED ART COMPETITION & SHOW Through 10/5. The East End Arts Gallery is thrilled to announce the winner of Joy-the national juried art show-gone-international. 50 works from nearly 300 twodimensional entries with artists from as far away as Korea entered their artwork into this juried competition and show. Only one was selected as “’Best in Show’ – Long Island artist Elizabeth Malonuwicz for her oil painting entitled “Morning Light.” The 50 works selected will be on display. Free admission. 641.727.0900. 113 East Main Street, Riverhead.


ART EXHIBITS AT WEEKLY FARMERS MARKET IN RIVERHEAD 9 a.m.–4 p.m. Saturdays. East End Art Gallery, 133 East Main Street, Riverhead. To sign up to submit work, 631-727-0900, SatFarmersMarketForm.pdf. THE LONG ISLAND GROWERS MARKET IN RIVERHEAD 11 a.m.–4 p.m. Saturdays. Next to Atlantis Long Island Aquarium and Exhibition Center, 431 East Main St., Riverhead. BEDELL CELLARS BARREL TASTING 1–3 p.m. Bedell Cellars, 36225 Main Road, Cutchogue. Bedell Cellars host a tasting in the Cellar of the 2011 vintages. $50 general admission, $45 Discovery Wine Club Member admission, $40 Collectors wine club admission. 631-734-7537. PLANT AND SING 10/6–10/7. Community Harvest Festival at Sylvester Manor. 80 North Ferry Rd., SI. LIVE MUSIC AT PECONIC BAY WINERY 1–5 p.m. Featuring Sly Geralds, 31320 Main Road, Cutchogue. Reservations recommended. 631-734-7361. LIVE MUSIC ON THE PAVILION AT BEDELL CELLARS 1–5 p.m. 36225 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Custom catering boxed lunches. 631-734-7537,


RIVERHEAD COUNTRY FAIR 10 a.m.–5 p.m. (see below) Island Heights. Fall concert weekend to inaugurate year-round season on Shelter Island. 631-749-0547, CANTA LIBRE CHAMBER ENSEMBLE 4 p.m. Horton’s Point Lighthouse, Lighthouse Road, Southold. Concert is free and open to the public. 631-567-5079 or

monday, october 8 EAST END ART AT THE ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY At the Jamesport Manor Inn featuring East End Arts members such as Dan Welden, master printmaker and classical realist artist Elizabeth Malunowicz. Through 10/31. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. MOONLIGHT MONDAYS AT COREY CREEK VINEYARDS 5–9 p.m. 45470 Main Rd., Rte. 25, Southold. Custom catering barbecue with menu items including pulled pork sandwiches, hot dogs, Angus burgers and lobster rolls. Offering a full raw bar, priced per item. Admission $5. 631-765-4168,

tuesday, october 9

EAST END ART SCHOOL’S FREE OPEN HOUSE 10/5, 6–8 p.m., Part of the East En Arts’ First Fridays series. This event will feature arts and crafts activities for children, introductory Mommy & Me music classes, open recording studio, demo music lessons and more. For more information, call 631-369-2171.

TWILIGHT TUESDAYS AT COREY CREEK VINEYARDS 5–9 p.m. Corey Creek Vineyard, 45470 Main Rd., Rte. 25, Southold. Live music on the deck overlooking the vineyard. Custom catering barbecue with menu items including pulled pork sandwiches, hot dogs, burgers and lobster rolls. 631-765-4168,

THE NORTH FORK WINERY TOUR 11 a.m.–3 p.m. Riverhead Tanger Outlets. Itinerary includes stops at three North Fork Vineyards, a farm stand and a drive by the Riverhead Buffalo farm. Friday to Monday through 10/9. $75. 631-369-3031.

wednesday, october 10

LIVE MUSIC AND FISH FRY FRIDAYS AT PECONIC BAY WINERY 5:30–8:30 p.m. With music by Southold Slim. Reservations recommended. Presented by Buoy 1 Seafood Market and Restaurant (beginning at 5 p.m.) $15, every Friday through October. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Road, Cutchogue. Reservations recommended. 631-734-7361. FRIDAY NIGHT FIRE PITS: JAMESPORT VINEYARDS 7 p.m. 1216 Main Rd., Jamesport. Serving wine until 9 p.m. 631-722-5256, OLD MUGS WITH THEIR NEW CHINA 7:30 p.m. Peconic Landing Auditorium, 1500 Brecknock Road, Greenport. Poetry reading featuring Harvey Feinstein, Pierre Gazarian, Billy Hands, Yvonne Lieblein, Tammy Nuzzo-Morgan (former Suffolk County Poet Laureate) and Ed Stever (Suffolk County Poet Laureate). Free. 631-477-3800, THE NANCY ATLAS BAND AT THE OLD MILL INN 9 p.m., Live music by the Nancy Atlas Band. $35. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck, 631-298-8080.

saturday, october 6 LIGHTHOUSE CRUISES 9 a.m.–3 p.m. East End Seaport Museum, Greenport. Informative and fun cruises to see the offshore lighthouses of Long Island Sound and Gardiner’s Bay. $95 adult. $60 teen/child. 631-477-2100, PRINT APPRAISAL DAY SPECIAL EVENT 10/6, With Robert K. Newman of the Old Print Shop at Suffolk County Historical Society, from 1–3 p.m. Located at 300 West Main Street in Riverhead, 631-727-2881. GREENPORT FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. Saturdays. United Methodist Church, 621 Main St., Greenport. Through 10/13.


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CURRIER & IVES Suffolk County Historical Society, 300 West Main St., Riverhead. On view through 1/25/2013. 631-727-2881,

LIVE MUSIC AT COREY CREEK 1–4 p.m., 45470 Main Road (Rt. 25) Southold, 631-765-4168.

thursday, october 11

LIVE MUSIC AT DILIBERTO WINERY 2–5 p.m. Diliberto Winery. 250 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-3416.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT PECONIC BAY WINERY 6–9 p.m. 31320 Main Road, Cutchogue. Join MC Rocky Divello for an open mic at the winery. 631-734-7361.

LIVE MUSIC EVERY SATURDAY AT LIEB CELLARS 2–6 p.m., Rain or shine. Open every day from 12-7, half price glasses Mon.-Fri. from 4-7 p.m. 631-298-1942.

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sunday, october 7 37TH ANNUAL RIVERHEAD COUNTRY FAIR 10/7, 10 a.m.–5 p.m., Featuring live entertainment all day, farm animals and pony rides, agriculture, homemaking and needlecraft exhibits and competitions. With over 450 vendors, carnival rides, great food and much more. Peconic River Parking Field. Rain date 10/8, 631-727-7600, LIVE MUSIC AT PECONIC BAY WINERY 1–5 p.m. Featuring The Hurricanes, 31320 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-734-7361. LIVE MUSIC AT COREY CREEK VINEYARDS 1–5 p.m. 45470 Main Rd., Southold. Custom catering boxed lunches available. 631-765-7537, SUNDAY MUSIC SERIES AT SPARKLING POINTE 2–5 p.m. 39750 County Road 48, Southold. Local musicians live on the New Outdoor Terrace at Sparkling Pointe. Drop by for a tasting of award winning Methode Champenoise sparkling wines. Through 10/28. 631-765-0200. LIVE MUSIC AT DILIBERTO WINERY 2–5 p.m. Diliberto Winery, 250 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-3416. CLARK ARTS CENTER CAMPAIGN FESTIVAL 3 p.m. Kristy and James H. Clark Arts Center, The Perlman Music Program, 73 Shore Road, Shelter

FRIDAY NIGHT DIALOGUES: PARTNERS IN LIFE & COMEDY 7 p.m. Shelter Island Public Library, 37 North Ferry Road, Shelter Island. Novelist, columnist and television writer Bill Scheft along with his wife, award-winning comedienne Andrienne Tolsch, will share real-life, amusing stories about living and working together in the hilarious world of comedy. 631-749-0042.

upcoming and ongoing NEW SUFFOLK ARTSY-CRAFTY, FUN-KEY FESTIVAL 10/13–10/14. 10 a.m.­–4p.m. The Waterfront and Galley Ho, New Suffolk. Vendors with wonderfully unique arts and crafts, smokin’ BBQ: pulled pork, chicken, chili, make your own crafts table for children. AAA HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR AT TANGER OUTLETS IN RIVERHEAD 10/13, noon–4 p.m. Children can participate in face painting, a coloring contest, pumpkin decorating and lots more. Visit for more Spooktacular information. BEDELL CELLARS BOOK SIGNING 10/14. 2 p.m., James Beard Book Award winners Andrew Dornenburg & Karen Page will discuss their book The Food Lover’s Guide to Wine. Q&A, book signing opportunity Includes tasting glass of 2008 Bedell Cellars Musee and 2010 Gallery wines. 36225 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-734-7537, Send listings to before noon on Friday. Check out for more listings and events.


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at Peter Marcelle Gallery in Bridgehampton

Openings, closings, see and be seen.

By oliver peterson


esthampton Beach Village will once again be abuzz with artisans and craftsmen, and those who enjoy shopping and admiring their wares, when the Annual Greater Westhampton Chamber of Commerce Fall 2012 Columbus Day Weekend Arts & Crafts Show runs October 6-8. This year, the event includes more than 75 vendors, who will assemble around the Westhampton Beach Village Green and Gazebo, rain or shine, between 10 a.m. and 5 p.m. Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Visitors can expect to find a creative mix of watercolors, jewelry, pottery, furniture, sculpture, glassworks, fiber work, stained glass, shell art, metalwork, clay, acrylics, photography, oils and much more. The Greater Westhampton Chamber of Commerce Board of Directors and the show’s producers approve the quality of each participating artist and craftsperson. “We jury everyone who comes into the show,” art show director John David said, though many exhibitors return year after year. He explained that the Chamber makes sure all crafts are actually handmade, and “not bought in China.” The artist or craftsman must sell his or her own work, but “once in a blue moon,” spouses or partners of artists have been allowed to represent them. “It has to be well displayed and well laid out,” David said, noting that he makes sure to avoid a flea market atmosphere. Each vendor is given a 10-square-foot area and any tents used must be white—in order to create an attractive and cohesive look for the show, which has

been running each fall for more than 30 years. “It draws a lot of business into the community,” David said, explaining that the show also creates revenue to fund the Chamber. Admission is free for shoppers and art appreciators, but each vendor pays for a spot on the Village Green. People come “by the thousands,” the director said. “Especially during the holiday weekend, we could easily have 5,000 attendees.” Exhibitors/vendors cover a wide range of media and styles, and the Chamber tries to keep that balance by limiting the number of people selling any one particular thing. For example, David said only 13-14 jewelry makers are allowed to show, otherwise the event could begin to look like a jewelry show, which is not in line with their concept. Among the artists registered, photorealistic painter and Jamesport resident Charles Wildbank said he’s exhibited at the show since 1979. The painter is showing original pieces and affordable giclée editions, including still life, floral, figurative, landscape and more mystical creations. This year, Wildbank is unveiling a new 57” x 57” painting called “Dune Sky” as well as some recent portraits. He is well known for much larger paintings, including his new ocean series—which can be as long as 14 feet—but that work is too big for the outdoor venue. “It is a great market for medium-sized works,” the artist explained, noting, “My large masterpiece is shown a few blocks away at an open house on Beach Lane” with Allegra Dioguardi, owner of Styled

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Annual WHB Arts & Crafts Show!

Charles Wildbank putting finishing touches on “Dunescape”

and Sold home staging. Wildbank’s art can be seen hanging in numerous locations around the East End, including the Dan’s Papers offices in Southampton. Westhampton artist JoAnn Maroldo is showing her award-winning oils and pastels, as seen in Southampton’s Chrysalis Gallery and travel magazines for the Village of Westhampton Beach. Remsenburg artist Meryle King is displaying her rag rugs, which include fabric from unexpected sources, like old blue jeans, while teacher and writer Anindita Ghosh is presenting her jewelry made from materials collected during her travels around the world. Ghosh’s pieces comprise traditional designs and original creations. The dozens of artisans at the show come from the local towns, hamlets and villages, and places a little farther afield. For a complete listing, contact the Greater Westhampton Chamber of Commerce.

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20 Years of HIFF Poster Art By marion wolberg weiss

montage. The artist’s use of time is indicated here as well, with an ambiguity existing between what is the beginning and what is the end. Fischl’s other posters (1992, 2002) also suggest his figures’ lack of communication, their faces turned away from each other as well as from the viewer. Ross Bleckner’s poster (2004) similarly mirrors a signature motif: abstract circles enclosed in a rectangular form. While such a design designates the spread of AIDS in a series from the past, it is still potent

Poster art is an idiosyncratic form of imagery that has often been underappreciated. But such art is indeed valued and respected in the art market. (This critic can remember buying a silkscreen poster for an early New York Film Festival by Andy Warhol. Cost: $30. It was worth $2,000 about five years ago. Trouble is, the work was used as a target by the critic’s children and is now riddled with dart holes.) No such circumstances exist at Bridgehampton’s Peter Marcelle Gallery where an exhibit celebrates 20 years of posters from the Hamptons International Film Festival. Not only are they in pristine condition (naturally) but they also pay tribute to the Festival, the artists who designed them and even cinema art. The result? A straightforward, charming, yet effective show that’s a pleasure to experience. There are a few surprises as Past Hamptons International Film Festival posters well, when considering that some artists apply signature themes and styles to their poster and strangely beautiful when associated with the Festival poster. April Gornik’s two works represent design. One such artist is Eric Fischl who has designed her iconic motifs, too, with a skyscape (1995) and three Festival posters through the years. One was a water scene (2005). The last poster shows dainty in 1993, and it captures the essence of cinema while white drops of light scattered throughout the water, also conveying Fischl’s connection to the movies. perhaps a metaphor for footprints and the legacy left Four separate images feature a woman in the process behind by the Festival. Other posters are less subtle in suggesting their of dressing/undressing; the effect recalls a cinematic

artists’ motifs, but no less effective: Bryan Hunt’s piece (2009) with a curvy sculptured shape, surrounded by negative space; and Donald Baechler’s small portraits of heads (1997). David Salle’s poster (1994) features objects that signify aspects of popular culture. Stylistic tendencies are also evident in Jim Gingerich’s work (2000), thick brush strokes pervade the canvas as a man runs down a country lane, a sly indication that the natural environment is fading. Finally, Billy Sullivan’s portrait (2007) of a man possesses the artist’s recognizable and quirky use of line. Yet other posters pay homage to the Festival itself, like Dan Rizzie’s beach scene, complete with sand, starfish, and his whimsical flower. This year’s poster (2012) by Cecily Brown is a full-blown abstraction that may also relate to the Festival, with the artist’s familiar dense shapes and diverse colors piled on top of each other. Could this be a metaphor indicating the varied and intense movies waiting for us at the upcoming Festival? We hope so. The poster exhibit of 20 years of the Hamptons International Film Festival will be on view until Oct. 8, 2012 at Bridgehampton’s Peter Marcelle Gallery (2411 Main Street). Call 631-613-6170 for information.

Sunlight, Shadow, Love By Joan baum

One of the main reasons Mark Helprin’s beautifully written, heartbreaking 705-page new novel, In Sunlight and in Shadow (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt), will prove haunting is that it’s long. Reading it, which should be done slowly, because so many of the sentences are set pieces of gorgeous imagery and sound – much of it on The Hamptons - is to live intimately with its characters for such an extended period that they become like family. But the depth of the story matches its breadth. This is rich cultural history – the time is 1947, the setting the city—though flashbacks horrifically recreate the battlefields of World War II, especially the invasion of Normandy. The nouns of the title, “sunlight” and “shadow,” inform the theme, which is about love. “I believe,” the heroine says, “that when all is said and done... love that won’t quit is more important than triumph, than time, than life itself.” Helprin, 65, says he wrote the book as “a love song” for his family, and that he wanted to go back to what he remembered “first and best,” close to the time he was born. It’s a saga, the kind that recalls the grand novels of the late 19th century—broad in its sweep of contemporary events, detailed in its recreation of time and place and inevitably tragic. A prologue sets the stage—this is going to be a onceupon-a-time tale that invites a reader to settle in: It’s November 1947 (the narrative begins 18 months earlier), the sun is out after days of rain, a wind moves gently through an open window, the air is still,

a folded note is waiting to be read. “And if you were a spirit, and time did not bind you, and patience and love were all you knew, then there you would wait for someone to return and the story to unfold.” And so she does, in the epilogue. Harry Copeland and Catherine Thomas Hale, love each other to the bone, to the soul, a love that’s instantaneous and intense when they first see each other on the Staten Island Ferry, she, a fleeting vision out of F.Scott Fitzgerald whom 34-year-old Harry will search for and find later that day. Harry, who is Jewish, has recently returned from the war, where he was a captain with the 82nd Airborne, and is running his dead father’s elegant leather goods business. She, a talented aspiring actress, comes from one of the wealthiest families in New York, “Episcopalian aristocracy,” and lives on Sutton Place and in the Georgica section of East Hampton. Harry is no Jay Gatsby, however, nor she a Daisy Buchanan. Their love deepens, each seeing in the other great heart, decency, daring. So strong is Harry’s attraction that he crashes Catherine’s engagement party in East Hampton and they flee. Her intended, a powerful, nasty, vengeful older man, won’t take this turn of events lightly, nor is Harry prepared for what the Mafia will do to shake down Copeland Leather. The sections on organized crime in the ‘40s in New York are unforgettable. Helprin has a fine ear for dialogue. Shadows indeed obscure the sun—war, crime,

anti-Semitism, racism. Despite standing ovations, Catherine is savagely skewered in the press, and Harry, who tries to mute the force of the Mafia and its corruption of law enforcement and elected officials, gets badly beaten up. Arguably the darkest shadows in the book, however, come from Harry’s recollections of the war—stunning in their savagery and insanity but also exemplary of courage and loyalty. As he tells Catherine: “Three things in my life I’ll never get over that won’t heal, that I don’t forget…I would rather be destroyed for the sake of these things than abandon them and prosper: you, the war, and my parents.” One time, in France, when he was “Untouched himself, soaked with blood, holding a body that was still warm, [he] turned his face upward, as if inquiring, and the only answer he received was the snow falling evenly and impassively, its pace unvaried, spilling from endless reservoirs above.” The sentence, possibly homage to James Joyce’s “The Dead,” bears the seed of what he will do, and why, to fight the war with organized crime at home. The last few chapters heighten suspense, as Helprin switches back and forth between scenes of Catherine rising in triumph at the theater at the very moment Harry and his old army ready their carefully planned night attack to take out the Mafia. The juxtaposed scenes of baptism and blood in The Godfather may come to mind. For sure, Helprin’s splendid prose lends itself to film, but the book commands attention on its own.

arts & entertainment

ART EVENTS For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg. 52 Kids Calendar pg. 61, Calendar pg. 59 AMG: Amagansett, BH: Bridgehampton, EH: East Hampton, HB: Hampton Bays, MV: Manorville, SGH: Sag Harbor, SGK: Sagaponack, SH: Southampton, WM: Water Mill, WH: Westhampton, WHB: Westhampton Beach, WS: Wainscott

openings and events VERED GALLERY 10/4, 5 p.m., Vered Gallery opens its new exhibition Needful Things with a Collector’s Preview on Thursday, 10/4. This annual fall group exhibition features new works by Colin Christian, Grant Haffner, Ray Caesar, Adam Handler and Ron Agam. East Hampton, 631-324-3303, GERALD PETERS GALLERY 10/4, 6–8 p.m., Opening reception for Andrew Wyeth. The show runs through November 2. For more information, please contact Peter Marcelle at, 24 East 78th Street, New York, 212-628-9760. THE DEPOT GALLERY 10/4–10/15, Opening reception on Saturday, October 13 from 5–7 p.m. The Depot Gallery is located in Montauk, MONIKA OLKO GALLERY 10/5, 5- 8 p.m., Opening reception for new paintings by Jurek Kubina, Carl Scorza and Jim Gingerich. The Monika Olko Gallery is located at 95 Main Street in Sag Harbor, 631-899-4740, THE SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY 10/6, 6–8 p.m. Celebrating with the Maritime Heritage of the North Fork Festival, Mermania & Other Fantasies/Paintings and works on Paper. Artists include; Gina Gilmour, Isabel Osinski, Sherry Schreiber, Mary Twomey and Caroline

Waloski. The Siren’s Song Gallery is located at 516 Main Street in Greenport, HAMPTON HANG GALLERY 10/6, 6–8 p.m., Hampton Hang proudly presents recent works by Hampton artist Charlotte Filbert, in her upcoming show “Amen”. Along with the new paintings, a collection of designer handbags and accessories hand painted by the artist will be on display. Proceeds benefit RestoreNYC. The show runs through November 6. Hampton Hang is located at 688 Montauk Hwy in Water Mill, 631-726-2266. OFF THE WALLS AT SYLVESTER & CO. 10/6, 5–7 p.m., Opening night reception for the 7th Annual “Off the Walls” group show. Located at 154 Main Street, Amagansett, 631-267-9777. ROSALIND BRENNER READS NEW POEMS 10/8, 5:45–6:15 p.m., Poet-artist Brenner is the featured reader of poems from Omega’s Garden her new collection coming out this month from Finishing Line Press. Located at Phao Restaurant, 29 Main Street, Sag Harbor. THEN & NOW 35 YEARS OF WILDBANK 10/13–10/15, Westhampton Beach Art Show, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. each day. Charles Wildbank fine art, photorealism, paintings and murals are to be admired. WESTHAMPTON BEACH ART SHOW 10/13-10/15. 10 a.m.–6 p.m. Located at the Village Green, Main and Mill Streets, Westhampton Beach. See story on page 53. PLEIN AIR PECONIC October 14, 11–1 coffee with the artists. The South Street Gallery will feature artists Casey Chalem, Susan D’ Alessio, Aubrey Grainger, Anita Kusick, Michele Margit, Gordon Matheson, Joanne Rosko, Eileen Dawn Skretch, Tom Steele, Kathryn Szoka and Ellen Watson. 18 South Street, Greenport, 631-477-0021.

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“Needful Things” at Vered (See below)

GALLERY Z The show will feature over 20 artist’s latest paintings, including some award-winning works. Also through the duration of their showing at Gallery Z there will be live music every Thursday from 8:30–11 p.m. In addition, the works of Barbara Bilotta and James Jahrsdoerfer will be on display through October 15. Located at 427 Route 25a, Suite 1 in Rocky Point, 631-651-8949. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE AND STUDY CENTER Through October, Two giants of the 20th Century art together in one exhibition, Men of Fire, Jose Clemente Orozco and Jackson Pollock, 830 Springs-Fireplace Road, East Hampton, 631-324-4929. THE RIVERHEAD TOWN HALL ART EXHIBIT Through 12/7, Art exhibit featuring Natalia Clarke at the Riverhead Town Hall Gallery. Presented by East End Arts. Contact Stephanie Smith at 631-727-0900. HIFF POSTER RETROSPECTIVE AT PETER MARCELLE GALLERY Celebrating 20 years of the Hamptons International Film Festival at the Peter Marcelle Gallery, 2411 Main St., BH. 631-613-6170. Through 10/8. THE LONG ISLAND EXPRESS: RARE PHOTOGRAPHS OF EAST HAMPTON AFTER THE 1938 HURRICANE Located at the Clinton Academy Museum, 151 Main Street, East Hampton. Saturdays 10 a.m.–5 p.m. and Sundays noon–5 p.m.

ongoing CHRYSALIS GALLERY Through October 31, “Art at the Galleries” section. Open everday, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. The Chrysalis Gallery is located 2 Main Street, Southampton, 631-287-1883.

Send gallery listings to before noon on Friday. Check out for more listings and events. Check out for more listings and events.

Movie Times Hamptons International Film Festival runs from Oct. 4 – Oct. 8. See for complete listing of movies and events. Please call to confirm titles and times.

ua east hampton cinema 6 (+) (631-324-0448) Listing unavailable at press time. Please call for showtimes.

ua southampton cinema (+) (631-287-2774) Listing unavailable at press time. Please call for showtimes.

sag harbor cinema (+) (631-725-0010) Robot & Frank (PG-13) Thur 6:00 The Matchmaker (R) Mon 7:00 Thur 8:00

ua hampton bays 5 (+) (631-728-8251) Frankenweenie 3D (PG) Fri 4:30, 7:40 Sat 4:30, 7:40 Sun 4:30, 7:40 Mon-Thur 4:30, 7:40 Frankenweenie (PG) Fri 10:00 Sat 2:00, 10:00 Sun 2:00, 10:00 Mon 2:00 Finding Nemo 3D (G) Fri 7:10 Sat 1:40, 7:10 Sun 1:40,7:10 Mon 1:40, 7:10

Tues -Wed 7:10

mattituck cinemas (631-298-SHOW)

Won’t Back Down (PG) Fri 4:20, 9:55 Sat 4:20, 9:55 Sun 4:20, 9:55 Mon-Thur 4:20

Listing unavailable at press time. Please call for showtimes.

Taken 2 (R) Fri 4:00, 7:20, 10:10 Sat 1:20, 4:00, 7:20, 10:10 Sun 1:20, 4:00, 7:20, 10:10 Mon 1:20, 4:00, 7:20 Tues -Wed 4:00, 7:20

Listing unavailable at press time. Please call for showtimes.

Hotel Transylvania (PG) (3D showtimes at 9:50 and Mon-Wed 7:00) Fri 4:10, 7:00 Sat 1:30, 4:10, 7:00 Sun 1:30, 4:10, 7:00 Mon1:30, 4:10 Tues -Wed 4:10

greenport theatre (631-477-8600)

hampton arts (Westhampton beach) (+) (631-288-2600)

montauk movie (631-668-2393) HIFF Presents Drift, 10/6, 8:00 HIFF Presents Mercy “gnade”, 10/7 at 5:00 Additional listing unavailable at press time. Please call for showtimes. The sign (+) when following the name of a theater indicates that a show has an infrared assisted listening device.

Closed for the season. Will reopen in May 2013. Please confirm with the theater before arriving to make sure they are available.


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Where to find the bargains this weekend.

It’s safety first for furry friends.

Celebrity Spa Treatment — For The Rest of Us


ho doesn’t love those spas straight out of a posh magazine ad—sky-high windows sparkling with an ocean view, you donning a skinny thong and a plush fat robe, then being whisked off by a bubbly attendant into a room that’s all marble and pillars, with enough mirrored walls to put Versailles to shame. Luxury spas are as Hamptons as Jaguars and celebrities and hedges. Of course, they tend to be priced accordingly. But there’s a flip side, too; the

East End, Sag Harbor especially, has been undergoing a kind of Californiafication, where super deluxe makes room for realness. That describes the justopened Rejuvenation Spa. Once you are in the building and climbing the wooden stairs, you don’t need directions; follow the aroma of essential oils. As you remove your shoes—Swedish custom— you’ll be greeted by the co-owners, blond, blueeyed, and, yes, Swedish, Therese Lindstrom and her husband, Bill Kamaras. Lindstrom, a dancer trained at the Royal Swedish Ballet, said, “As a dancer, I always had to go to massage therapy. I wanted to try

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Rejuvenation Spa

By susan saiter

Inside Rejuvenation Spa in Sag Harbor

the alternative healing therapies I encountered.” Rejuvenation Spa offers the typical: massage, facials and other body treatments. But no invasive needles here like Botox, except for acupuncture. “We are not beauty-oriented,” Lindstrom said. “We are about using your own natural powers of healing.” This includes organic facials, from products farmed and harvested on unpolluted land in Australia. Rejuvenation is going for its own niche in the crowded spa market by keeping prices down ($79 for a 60-minute treatment), and by initiating new spa fans. “We have celebrities, certainly, but we also have working women, and men, like farmers and fishermen,” Lindstrom said. She plans to add yoga classes and home visits to her repertoire next year. New for fall and winter is fire-cupping, where animal horns are used on the back to suck out toxins. “It’s great for asthma,” Lindstrom said. “Or anyone coughing this winter, they should...have a cupping session.” She noted that Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow swear by the 5,000 year-old treatment. Another reason to reserve it for the winter, Lindstrom said, is “it leaves marks on your back for a while. You don’t want to go around in summer with those!” The spa welcomes walk-ins and offers eastern and western massage techniques, including deep tissue, Shiatsu, Tui-Na, and, of course, Swedish. Licensed massage therapist Marlene Rodriguez took me into a cozy room with baby blue blankets on the table. She told me to drink plenty of water afterward, because she was going to work on lymph and blood flow to get rid of toxins. She also thought I would love a salt foot rub—all the more reason to hydrate. While working on your muscles, Marlene instructs you to take deep breaths, talking to you about what your skin, muscles, circulation system, lungs and other organs are going through, making you aware of, respectful of, your body. And “Happy feet” is what you walk out with after the salty rose rub. I went back again for a facial with Edith Ingenhaag. Be prepared for the real deal here. She tailors the treatment to the skin type. For my dry and sensitive skin, the European-trained aesthetician smoothed on an enzyme cleanser. It felt like pancake batter (not that I’ve ever really put it on my face!), complete with baking powder fizzing—in other words, it mattered that it was organic, really alive. You know your skin is sucking in healthy stuff. Then comes the steam, the masque and, while that’s drawing out yucky stuff and making your face smooth and tight, she rubs your feet and your hands and then snuggles them with toasty towels. After the mask comes the real payoff, the massage from décolletage up to forehead. During that massage, which seemed to last forever, I just kept thinking: “It is so good to be alive!” Rejuvenation Spa, 23 Bridge Street, 2nd floor, Sag Harbor. 631-725-1057


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Upgrade your Home, Yard or Even Eyeglasses! It’s back to basics this week starting with Sleepy’s luxury mattress dealer. Offering fantastic deals on the most superior mattresses in the world, Sleepy’s is promoting the latest in Memory Foam, Coolsense Sealy Posturepedic. This new kind of Memory Foam, designed to help you sleep cooler offers the perfect comfort mattress in addition to an array of other fabulous luxurious mattresses. Save up to 60% on full, queen and king sets. Next day deliveries and comfort guaranteed. Locations in Wainscott, Southampton, Hampton Bays, Bridgehampton and Riverhead, call 1-800-SLEEPYS or visit Marders has been in business for more than 37 years and has a reputation for quality service and exceptional inventory to meet all of your garden needs. Presently Marders is running a special fall sale with up to 40% off on a selection items. The Garden Shop carries an wide variety of antique items including; tables, beautiful stained glass, driftwood furniture, handmade sheds, elegant garden furniture, quality pots plus plants and just in time for the holidays—an exclusive holiday collection packed with ornaments, novelty gift items, candles, handmade soaps, books and much more. Silas Marder Gallery is a unique addition to Marders spectacular offerings; it showcases amazing artwork by local artists, hosts special events, exhibitions, film screenings and benefits. Marders and the Silas Marder Gallery are located at 120 Snake Hollow Road in Bridgehampton, 631-537-3700, contact info@ or visit Hildreth’s Open Monday through Friday, 9:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m., in Southampton and East Hampton is offering Saturdays, 10 a.m. – 6 p.m. and Sundays, noon – 4 an exclusive holiday sale event on select Hunter p.m. Main Street Optics is located at 82 Main Street Douglas window fashions now through December in Southampton, 631-287-7898. For those of us who 15. Save $100 when you buy four Duette Architella perhaps need a little lift, no pun intended—sign up Honeycomb Shades plus $25 off each additional for “Lunch and Learn” a free seminar presented by unit. There will also be a sale on two Duette renowned cosmetic doctor Alexander J. Covey, MD. Duolite Honeycomb Shades, two Pirouette Window Doctor Covey would like to invite you and a guest to Shadings, two Silouette Window Shadings or two an exclusive free seminar and lunch at the new Hyatt Vignette Modern Roman Shades, plus $50 off each Place Long Island/East End on Saturday, October additional unit and one Luminatte Privacy Sheer or 13 at 11:30 a.m. Alexander J. Covey, MD is a Fellow, American Academy of Cosmetic Modern Draperies or Skyline Gliding Surgery, author of Ageless Beauty: Window Panels. Don’t miss this An Insider Guide to Advanced special sale and opportunity to get Alternatives to Plastic Surgery and ready for the holidays and dress up an expert of all things of beauty. your home. Visit or Learn about the latest in facial call 1-800-INC-1842 or 631-283-2300 and body contouring including; in Southampton and 631-329-8800 Cellulaze, Smartlipo Triplex, in East Hampton. Getting your yard Fraxel, Exilis, Thermage CPT, prepared for the cooler weather? Liquid Face Lift, Clear & Brilliant, Give Unlimited Earth Care a call for Botox, Dysport, Restylane, Perlane, the best service, expert advice and Marders Garden Shop Juvederm, Radiesse and more. RSVP quality products. This is the perfect time to protect your lawn and take care of all your online at or call 631-878-9200 outdoor needs. Unlimited Earth Care is your source And finally—Did you ever wonder where to go for landscaping, floral gardens, organic products, for alterations and special tailoring? Ponder no maintenance, lawn care, transplanting, hedge care further—Nancy’s Tailoring & Alterations specializes and more. Located at 2249 Scuttlehole Road in in bridal, prom, silk, leather and men’s suits. Bridgehampton or visit, 631- Located at 3334 Noyac Road, Burkeshire Court 725-7551. Now that all your home needs are taken in Sag Harbor,, care of, it might be a good idea to get a jump on the 631-725-1517 or 631-903-9731 Lastly, don’t miss the great sidewalk sales simple things we sometimes put off. If you’re in the market for a new pair of eyeglasses or sunglasses, happening in the villages of Southampton and Sag check out Main Street Optics in Southampton for Harbor on Saturday and Sunday. Great sales, great the latest and most fashionable styles by Alain Mikli, items and lots of fun shopping! If you have any shopping news to share with our Cartier, Chanel, Chrome Hearts, Oliver Peoples, Tom Ford, Maui Jim, Oakley, Tag Heuer and much more. readers, please email us at Courtesy of Marders

By kendra sommers

Keeping Your Pets Safe and Healthy


he summer’s long hot days and warm nights, sunny barbecues and beach days may be behind us but, thankfully, we still have some warm fall days ahead. Everyone wants to be outside and enjoy the great weather, even your pets. But sometimes activities that you would otherwise deem harmless can endanger your animal companions. When taking a car ride with your animal friend it may seem easiest to stop quickly and grab something from a store and harmless to leave them in the car while you quickly run in, because you’ll leave the windows down and you’ll park in the shade.... Don’t do this! After only a couple minutes of being trapped in a hot steel box, the temperature will rise to dangerous levels and may cause your pet to suffer from heatstroke or worse, death. While out driving don’t let your dog hang out of the window or ride in the back of your pickup truck. Both of these are equally dangerous and pose a threat to your dog falling or jumping out, or being hit by outside objects such as a tree branch or gravel. When you first get a puppy it may seem like a good idea to “teach” them how to swim. Whether it is in a pool or at a beach, it may not be the best idea. Most dog owners interpretation of the word teach, in this situation, is to simply throw the dog in and hope mother nature kicks in with the “doggy paddle” gene. It’s not a good idea to force your pup or dog to swim, because they may become traumatized, or drown. Even if your dog is born with the talent and the determination to swim, do not leave him alone in the water. Supervision is key, because accidents can happen. After your dog’s playtime in the water, make sure you rinse him off in fresh water to get rid of sand from the beach or chemicals from the pool.

While the weather is hot, fireworks are hotter. While taking a stroll with your dog if you see people with fireworks outside, turn your walk into a run and book it far away. Fireworks may look beautiful but when not done by professionals they are very dangerous, even for humans. A firework can go off in any direction and could potentially harm you or your dog. Fireworks are often featured at neighborhood parties. Make sure that before those festivities begin, your pets are safely inside. Your pet should always have access to fresh, cool drinking water. They’re in a fur coat 24/7, the least you can do is pop a few Always swim with a friend ice cubes into their water dish. rolling in for a thunderstorm, make sure you bring Have your dog checked for heartworm, fleas and ticks. Fleas can spread inside your pet inside. A dog can hear thunder before you your house, and ticks can carry Lyme disease. Make can, and it can frighten him. The weather also causes sure you get the proper medication and instructions extreme temperature shifts. Heat stress can be caused by overexposure to high to prevent these risks. On hot days when the whole family is outside temperatures. Signs for heat stress include: heavy playing a game or relaxing by the pool, it’s only natural panting, glazed eyes, rapid heartbeat, restlessness, that your pet wants to join in on the fun. They usually excessive thirst, lethargy, fever, dizziness, lack of lounge in the shade, often provided by a bush or tree. coordination, profuse salivation, vomiting, a deep Be aware of the symptoms of bee sting, yellow jacket red/purple tongue, or unconsciousness. If you notice sting, toad bites and snakebites. A sting or a bite can any of these symptoms move your pet inside to airresult in swelling of the face or the area where they conditioning or at the very least, a shaded area. Put were stung or bitten. Your pet’s skin may start to look ice packs or cold towels on your pet’s head, neck and wrinkly or bumpy, these are all indications that you chest or immerse your pet in cool water. Licking ice need to take your pet to be treated by a veterinarian. cubes or drinking small amounts of water also helps. Check the weather forecast. Once the clouds start But make sure you take your pet to the vet.


By katey mccutcheon


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What’s happening in our microclimate.

Events for families, kids and singles.

Overgrown Ivy and Other Gardening Nightmares I am going on a rant about things that I do not like to see in the landscape/garden. You may have read some of these things before in this column but I have encountered them recently and think them worthy of attention. 1. Tree volcanos. When soil or mulch is covering the flare of a tree, the tree puts out roots into this soil or mulch, which is detrimental to the plant. This can happen because new trees are often burlapped several times before planting, the flare is lost and the tree is planted too deeply. This soil needs to be excavated and the flare exposed. Each time mulch is applied; the existing mulch should be removed, if needed, so that there is only about two inches around the tree, but away from the flare. Covering the flare can cause roots to encircle the trunk and eventually strangle the tree, possibly killing it. Other roots form here also instead of deeper in the soil where they need to be for the health of the tree. 2. Too much mulch in the garden. When the crowns of perennials or annuals are covered with too much mulch they can rot, as mulch keeps moisture in the soil. If you need to mulch a bed, use a mulch that will feed the plants, like compost, and apply it sparingly. Wood-based mulches are not appropriate for perennials and annuals but are good for trees and

shrubs. 3. English ivy. I recently visited a property that had beds of ivy where it was no longer wanted. The ivy had also moved into and up the privet hedge. Removing the ivy beds would require rather extreme measures involving a lot of digging, or applications of black plastic for a good bit of time, or smothering with a lot of newspapers for a long time; digging being the best. Weed killer does not work well work because of ivy’s surface. Any of these techniques must be repeated for SEVERAL YEARS to be affective. The most difficult removal is from the privet. Perhaps it would be best to remove the privet and the ivy and plant again. It can even escape from pots by growing over the edge and rooting on the ground! Some people like ivy in trees or on houses. Ivy can kill the trees by strangling them and/or become so heavy that the tree falls. Its presence makes the trees more susceptible to wind. Ivy on houses retains moisture next to the house and is a haven for insects and rodents. It can lift roofs and remove siding. 4. Wisteria. It is a lovely plant in leaf and bloom. The trunk structure can be very sculptural. But it can lift the shingles from your roof, pull the siding off, grow through cracks, pull banisters from their moorings, lift stones from patios, etc. It grows into the canopies of trees and sends runners along the ground. It invades its surroundings far and wide. Removing it requires much digging and then diligence over time to remove all of the plant. However, it does very well as a tree form in a pot! 5. Trumpet vines. These also send out runners and try to colonize the entire area around them. They

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climb houses leaving foot prints that are very difficult to remove. They can also lift shingles and siding. This is another plant that needs diligent maintenance. 6. Uncontrolled bamboo. I love bamboo but it must be planted in the proper way. Even a stand that has been planted inside the recommended 30-inch-deep heavy Wisteria plastic barrier must be diligently maintained. If the barrier becomes covered by only one inch of soil, the bamboo will escape and, if left untended, becomes a monster. I recently went to a property that has a bamboo stand that is so large and so invaded by trees that to tame it will be a huge and expensive task. The roots have grown completely through the yard and almost into the neighbor’s yard. The answer might be a bulldozer, a lot of new soil and a new lawn. kkimpel/flickr

By jeanelle myers

Beware! Mistakes in your landscaping and garden can be difficult to remedy. Jeanelle Myers is a professional gardener and consultant, for gardening discussion you can call her at 631-434-5067.



house & home

CALENDAR For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg. 52 Arts & Galleries Listings pg. 55, Kids Calendar pg. 61 AMG: Amagansett, BH: Bridgehampton, EH: East Hampton, HB: Hampton Bays, MV: Manorville, SGH: Sag Harbor, SGK: Sagaponack, SH: Southampton, WM: Water Mill, WH: Westhampton, WHB: Westhampton Beach, WS: Wainscott

thursday, october 4 THE HAMPTONS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL Through 10/8, Join in the 20th Anniversary across the Hamptons. Founders Passes available now at; Box office opens September 20. OLD WHALERS’ COOKING SERIES 6:30 p.m. The three chef-owners of Red Horse Market in East Hampton will return for the next session of East End Chefs at Old Whalers’ The class will take place at 6:30 p.m. and the cost of the tickets are $30. 44 Union Street, Sag Harbor, 631-553-6515. THE BUSINESS OF ART 10:30 a.m.–12:30 p.m. A four-part seminar by Jane Martin. Part Four: Selling Your Art, The options: galleries, consultants, interior designers, art fairs and empowering ourselves to be the “Gatekeepers” of our art. Located at the Community Arts Project at the Springs Presbyterian Church, 5 Old Stone Hwy (across from Ashawagh Hall) in East Hampton. $40 per seminar (cash or check only). ARF PUPPY KINDERGARTEN 4:30–5:30p.m. ARF Adoption Center, 90 Daniels Hole Road, WS. Instructor Matthew Posnick teaches four sessions for $100. Last session. 631-537-0400 ext. 202 or TWILIGHT THURSDAYS LAST NIGHT 5–8 p.m. Proudly presents Iris Orning, Bassist & Composer. Wolffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Rd, SGPK. Wines by the glass, bottles, mulled wine, and cheese and charcuterie plates for purchase. No cover charge. 631-537-5106, Candlelight Fridays begin Oct. 12. See story p. 62.

LA LANTERNA’S COUPLES NIGHT 5–10 p.m. Fridays. La Lanterna, 412 Montauk Hwy, East Quogue. Friday nights welcome all the couples to join for dinner including appetizers, two entrees, dessert and a bottle of wine from a local vineyard., 631-996-2685. $60. MUSIC ON THE PATIO AT DUCK WALK VINEYARDS 6–8 p.m. 231 Montauk Highway. Come down to Duck Walk South Friday evenings to start your weekend early with a glass of wine. Tasting bar closes at 7:30 p.m. Music weather permitting. 631-726-7555. CANINE GOOD CITIZEN (CDC) PROGRAM AT ARF Fridays through 10/12. 5 p.m. ARF Adoption Center, 90 Daniels Hole Road, WS. Instructor Matthew Posnick teaches six sessions for $200. 631-537-0400 ext. 202, FIVE COURSE WINE DINNER 7 p.m. Race Lane. Celebrating the wines of California. 31 Race Lane, EH. $72 per person. 631-324-5022,

SUNSET FRIDAYS 5 p.m. to sunset with a performance by Clinton Curtis. Wolffer Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, SGK. Wines by the glass, bottles, mulled wine and cheese and charcuterie plates for purchase. No cover charge. 631-537-5106,

and purchase of tickets, please contact Linda Francke at to reserve seats or Bonnie Cannon at, 631-537-0616, ext. 16. HAMPTONS SUP RACE FOR OCEAN RESCUE 8 a.m.–1 p.m., Main Beach Surf and Sport Presents “SUP Race for Ocean Rescue,” Supporting the East Hampton Volunteer Ocean Rescue Squad. Located at Lazy Point in Amagansett to Eddie Ecker Park in Montauk. You can register at Main Beach Surf and Sport, 352 Montauk Hwy, Wainscott or call 631-5372716, $50 pre-registration. All proceeds will benefit, Hampton Volunteer Ocean Rescue Squad.

THE FALL FESTIVAL AT SOLE EAST IN MONTAUK 10/6–10/8, Live music, kids activities and special fall menu. Located at 90 Second House Road, Montauk, 631-668-9739. BOOKS AND BOOKS PRESENTS AUTHOR MARTIN AMIS 4 p.m., Renowned author Martin Amis will be appearing at Books and Books to discuss his newest literary novel, Lionel Asbo: State of England. Books and Books is located on Main Street in Westhampton Beach, 516-382-2373.

greater westhampton chamber of commerce fall arts & craft show 10/6–10/8, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.,The annual Columbus Day Arts and Crafts Show brings over 75 artisans and craftsmen to the village. For information about participating in the show,, 631-288-3337.

GREG ALLMAN & BAND 8 p.m., Rock and blues singer, keyboardist, guitarist and songwriter as well as the founding member of The Allman Brothers Band performs at Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. Tickets are $55, $140, $125, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500,

Hamptons International Film Festival (See below)

Gay street at bay street 9:30 p.m., Join hosts Linda Batiancela, Joyce Cohen, Randy Hemming, Eric Lemonides, TR Pescod, Bruce T. Sloane and more for a fabulous Dance Party! With DJ Twilo. Tickets are $25 and includes one beer or wine. Buy online at All are welcome, 631-725-9500.

MUSE IN THE HARBOR LIVE MUSIC 7–10 p.m. 16 Main St, SGH. Guest may drink and dine to the music of Steve Fredericks, guitarist and vocalist. No admission fee. 631-899-4810.

friday, october 5


THE CITY OF DARK AT THE MONTAUK MOVIE THEATER SPONSORED BY THE MONTAUK OBSERVATORY 4 p.m., The Community is invited to attend for free, courtesy of the owners of the Montauk Theater, and sponsored by the Montauk Observatory. The City Dark: An Award Winning feature (featuring scenes filmed in Montauk) Filmmaker, Ian Cheney will attend and there will be a Q&A after the screening.

The 2nd annual san gennaro feast of the hamptons 10/6–10/7, 10 a.m. to 10 p.m., The Hampton Bays Chamber of Commerce would like to invite you to come and enjoy a fun day of music, food, vendors and activities. 631-728-2211,

BEER PONG & WINGS AT BUCKLEY’S INN BETWEEN 10 p.m.–1 a.m. 139 West Montauk Hwy., HB. All the wings you can eat and all the miller light you can drink for $15. 631-729-7197.


saturday, october 6

LIVE JAZZ THURSDAYS 7:15–9:30 p.m. Bay Burger, The Jam Session, Live Jazz with John Landes and Claes Brondal. The Jam Session’s founding fathers. Located at 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, SH. Improvisational music. $5 suggested donation, musicians free. 631-899-3915,

THE VOICE AT PHAO 8:30–11:30 p.m. hosted by Bryan Downey and Alfredo Merat. Followed by Karaoke at 11 p.m. until close. Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0101.

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MONTAUK CHAMBER OF COMMERCE FALL FESTIVAL 10/6­ –10/7, On Saturday, The Montauk Chamber of Commerce Fall Festival will feature a spectacular Grucci fireworks sponsored by Atlantic Terrace at 7 p.m. on Umbrella Beach. Also on Saturday the family-festival will kick-off at 11 a.m. with its Famous Clam Chowder contest. Over 30 local restaurants will participate. Nancy Atlas will perform and the Uncle Susie Band from 2-5 p.m. Inflatable rides, food, farmers market and more. 631-668-2428, info@ 55 Years at the bridge! 9:30 a.m.–5 p.m. Celebrating auto racing in Bridgehampton. Held on the beautiful grounds of the Bridgehampton Historical Society at 2368 Montauk Hwy in the heart of Bridgehampton. THE HOWARD GOSPEL CHOIR TO BENEFIT CHILD CARE CENTER 5:30 p.m. Live in concert the Howard Gospel Choir of Howard University, Southampton United Methodist Church. Ticket prices are $20 in advance and $30 at the door. (Doors will open at 5 p.m.) For more information


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CALENDAR VINTAGE AUTOMOBILE POKER RALLY Gates open to auto exhibitors at 9 a.m., Open to public at 10 a.m. Rally Begins at noon. No fee to exhibit cars, $75 rally entry fee. Free to public. Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Highway, BH. 631-537-1088, bhhs@optonline. net, ARF’S ANNUAL STROLL TO THE SEA DOG WALK Pedigrees, designer dogs and mutts are all welcome to take the two-mile walk to the ocean starting from Mulford Farm in East Hampton from 9 a.m. – noon. Free microchipping, contests and treats. Register and collect pledges online Jamie@arfhamptons,org, at 631-537-0400, ext. 215. HOW ABOUT SOME FRESH AIR? 10 a.m., Friends of the Long Pond Greenbelt, Vineyard Field in Fall: A Vibrant, Grassland Ecosystem Part 3. To make a reservation for this program, please call the museum at 631-537-9735. SOUTHAMPTON annual sidewalk sale 10/6–10/7, Throughout Southampton Village, 631-283-0402, SAG HARBOR annual sidewalk sale 10/6–10/7, Throughout Sag Harbor Village, 631-725-0011. New England Barn Dance 8 p.m. Dances taught by Chart Guthrie with live Celtic music at the Water Mill Community House. $14 Adults, students $7 and children up to 16 free. 631-725-3103, Foreign coins & money substitues in colonial america 4 p.m. The Sag Harbor Whaling & Historical Museum. Foreign coins from the Netherlands, France, Portugal,

Britain and Spanish America circulated in the American Colonies up until the first time U.S. coins were minted in 1793 and until they were demonetized in 1857. The Sag Harbor Whaling & Historical Museum is located at 200 Main Street, 631-725-0770. SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. on Long Wharf, SGH. Saturdays through 10/27 at Breakwater Yacht Club on Bay Street. WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. 85 Mill Rd., WHB. Saturdays through 11/17. DAN RATTINER READS CHAPTER “LEON URIS” 11 a.m. Reading chapter “Leon Uris” about the award winning writer of Exodus, living his final years on Shelter Island. The reading will take place at the bridge railing overlooking the pond by the Buoy Restaurant. The author will read a chapter from his new memoir. Free. LOAVES & FISHES COOKING CLASS 6–9 p.m. Saturdays, Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main St., BH. $165. 631-537-6066,

sunday, october 7 STAR ISLAND YACHT CLUB HOSTS 3rd ANNUAL STRIPED BASS TOURNAMENT 6 a.m.–5 p.m. Prizes will be given to the heaviest striped bass and bluefish, with $10,000 in cash prizes being offered. The Captain’s meeting will take place on October 6. For more information: 631-668-5052, SOUTHAMPTON FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. 25 Jobs Ln., west side ground of Parrish Art. Final day. FREE Qi GONG CLASS Second Sunday of the Month, Noon. UU Meetinghouse, 977 Bridge-Sag Turnpike, BH. Renew and restore yourself with these simple ancient Chinese movements and

self-massages. 631-723-1923. CONCERT IN THE PARK 4 p.m., Featuring the Christian music of REV 7. Sponsored by the East Quogue Chamber of Commerce. East Quogue Village Green, corner of Lewis Road and Montauk Highway, EQ. Free. 631-728-5555, BILL COSBY COMES TO WHBPAC 8 p.m. Entertainment icon and legendary comedian, Bill Cosby performs at Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, Tickets are $170, $145, $100, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500,

monday, october 8 PET CELEBRATION & LUNCHEON EVENT 12:30–5 p.m., Would you walk 70 miles over four days to raise awareness and funds for two Long Island non-for-profit organizations? Irene and her dog Sydney are! Cheer them on as they complete their journey to Montauk! Oceanside Beach Resort, 626 Montauk Hwy., Montauk. $35 per person, dogs free. 631-456-5362.

wednesday, october 10 Fleurette guilloz – 70 years of gardening at the rogers memorial library 10/10, Noon, Fleurette Guilloz, at age 95 is Southampton’s most revered gardener, and her niece, Debbie Guilloz, have co-written a memoir, Son Jardin. They will be at the Roger’s Memorial Library on Wednesday, October 10. Call 631-2830774 ext. 523 Send Calendar listings to before noon on Friday. Check out for more listings and events.

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR POLITICAL Dear Dan, There already is a third party alternative to the Democrats Obama and Republicans Romney. Since 1972 Libertarian Party Presidential candidates such as John Hospers and others have provided an alternative for those who cherish individual civil and economic liberties. Libertarians believe that what consenting adults consume, inhale, perform, read or view in the privacy of their own home or private social club isn’t the concern of government. Individual economic and civil liberties prosper best when government stays out of both the bedroom and marketplace. They would give a real voice to the majority of Americans who advocate returning to limited government accompanied by a minimal amount of confiscatory taxation to support only essential service along with Pay-as-Go budgeting; means testing for all government assistance programs; abolishment of all member item pork barrel spending, balanced budgets; actual surpluses and down payments to reduce long term debt. Voting for Libertarian Party Presidential candidate former two-term Republican New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson would send the Democratic/Republican monopoly a real message for change in the status quo! Sincerely, Larry Penner Great Neck Third party candidate Barry Commoner, who played in the Artist-Writers game, died last week. I voted for him when he ran for President in 1980 on a platform about environmentalism. There are times when doing this makes sense. Personally, I don’t think this is one of those times. —DR

MORE Dear Dan, Rick Santorum at a recent Values Voter Summit made clear his values. He proudly stated that the Conservative movement will never have the elite, smart people on its side, nor colleges and universities; the Church and families is all that is necessary. It may be a shock to his limited vision of man’s aptitude and that he or she can be smart and also believe in God and cherish family. Santorum needn’t worry about the elite, smart people knocking down his door to be a part of today’s distorted version of the once proud Republican Party and dare intrude upon them, that evil term, intelligence.  What ever did happen to the GOP, the Grand Old Party? It’s Teasruction was and is sad to witness. Nevertheless it is what it now is and certainly not the Party that their one time professed hero President Reagan would be a part of, nor Eisenhower, Teddy Roosevelt or Lincoln. Charles Joseph “Charlie” Crist Jr.” ex Governor of Florida said, “I didn’t leave the Republican Party; the Party left me” echoed by Jeb Bush who said, “Reagan himself would have been too moderate, too reasonable for today’s GOP” and that there would be no place for neither his father nor Reagan.  Hopefully old time/in line Republicans, if there are any left that haven’t been pushed out, will turn out those interlopers responsible for the degeneration of their Party and resurrect that once cerebral proud Grand Old Party. Nicholas Zizelis Amagansett In my opinion there should be a debate between Rick Santorum and Paul Ryan. —DR

THANKS Dear Stacy, On behalf of The East End Classic Boat Society, thank you very much for the article on our organization last month. As a not-for-profit, we are always very appreciative of coverage we receive in the local press, especially when it is as well written as Elise Pearlman does. Thank you! Bill Good East Hampton Keep up the good work and we will too. —SD “THANXZ” Dear Nick, When I picked up my copy of Dan’s Papers I was thrilled to see “the Scrabble piece.” In all the years and hundreds of stories I’ve been part of, I can honestly say this is absolutely one of the best that’s been done. It’s wonderfully written, refreshingly accurate and totally captured the spirit of myself and the game. Great work indeed, Nick. Being in Dan’s Papers —which I’ve read for nearly 40 years—really tops off a wild summer media-wise for both me and the game. Thanks again, Nick. I look forward to following your work going forward. Please pass along my thanks and regards to Dan as well. It goes without saying that I’m poised to adjudicate any future Scrabble disputes on your behalf. Best, John John D. Williams Jr. Executive Director, National SCRABBLE Association Greenport 631-477-0033 ext. 14 Thanks, John. I’ll take all of the help I can get! —NC

KIDS’ CALENDAR For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg. 52 Arts & Galleries Listings pg. 55, Calendar pg. 59 AMG: Amagansett, BH: Bridgehampton, EH: East Hampton, HB: Hampton Bays, MV: Manorville, SGH: Sag Harbor, SGK: Sagaponack, SH: Southampton, WM: Water Mill, WH: Westhampton, WHB: Westhampton Beach, WS: Wainscott

thursday, october 4 THE SOUTHAMPTON YOUTH BUREAU’S ACT TWO PROGRAM Classes on Thursdays 6–7:30 p.m. The Hampton Bays Community Center, 25 Ponquogue Ave, HB. Act TWO is a teen theatre troupe that performs short plays about issues teens confront on a day-to-day basis. Group performances are designed to teach audiences about issues such as social awareness, mental and physical health, positive relationships and how and where to seek help when confronted with a difficult situation. Ages 13-18. Ongoing registration. 631-702-2421. RHYME TIME –10:30 a.m. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BH. 10­ Songs, rhymes, stories and art exploration. Children ages 1-3. Contact Emily Herrick at, 631-537-0015. STORIES, SONGS & PLAYTIME 10:30 a.m. John Jermain Library. 34 West Water St., SGH. Librarian Susann will read a short story, do finger plays, sing songs & nursery rhymes, dance with children and put out toys for playtime. Ages 1-4. 631-725-0049, WIGGLE AND GIGGLE WITH BOOKS 11:30–noon, East Hampton Library, 159 Main Street, EH. Children will enjoy this interactive time with books as they listen to the words and move with the story. Babies – 3 years. 631-324-0222x2, LEGO MANIA! 3:30–4:30 p.m. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BH. Create anything you like with Legos at the library! A great chance for parents to relax and socialize. Ages 4-10. Contact Emily Herrick at, 631-537-0015. KIDS’ TAEKWONDO 4­–5 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Evolution fitness, 33 Hill Street, SH. Kids develop coordination, focus and confidence. Children that practice Martial Arts are more likely to do better in school, as they learn values that are not taught in formal education like courtesy, integrity, perseverance, self-control, courage and discipline. Ages 6-12. $10/class. 631-488-4252,

friday, october 5 MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES 9:30 or 10:30 a.m. Fridays. Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton Turnpike, BH. For more information contact Ina Ferrara at 631-764-4180. PUPPET PLAY GROUPS 9 a.m. Fridays. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 E. Union St., SGH. 631-725-4193, SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL 10 a.m. Fridays. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., AMG. Parents/Caregivers with toddlers 10-36 months olds are invited to join us for an hour of interactive play. 631-267-3810, SHARK DIVE 11 a.m. Daily. ages 12 and up (12-17 must be accompanied by a parent). Long Island Aquarium and Exhibition Center, 431 East Main St., RVHD. The Aquarium puts you into a cage in the middle of more than 10 circling sharks! No diving certification necessary. $155/nonmembers, $140/ members (includes aquarium admission). 631-208-9200, LEGO & GAMES Fridays, 3:30 a.m. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main

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saturday, october 6 STORY & CRAFT TIME 3:30 p.m. Every Saturday we celebrate stories and do a craft. Perfect for families. At the Amagansett Free Library, 631267-3810.

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upcoming ENCHANTED FOREST TRAIL 10/20, 11 a.m.–2 p.m. Walk the forest trails with your guide and get to meet characters. Feel free to dress up. $7 fee per person. For Reservations call 631-653-4771,

HAMPTONS BASEBALL CAMP 9-11:30 a.m. Saturdays. Rt. 27 and Deerfield Rd., WM. Through Sept. www.hamptonsbaseballcamp. com. LEGO CLUB 10 a.m.–noon. Saturdays. Children’s Museum of the East End. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike. Construct works of art using the thousands of Legos at the Museum. 631-5378250 or visit

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sunday, october 7 SUNDAY STORY TIME 1:30 p.m. East Hampton Library, 159 Main St., EH. Open up your child’s mind with stories from our picture book collections. Ages 3-plus. 631-324-0222. GAMES UNPLUGGED! 3:30­ –4:30 p.m. Sundays. John Jermain Library. 34 West Water St., SGH. After a day at the beach, get away from TV screens and challenge your friends or family to a friendly board game competition. We’ll provide a variety of games including Chutes & Ladders, Candyland, Apples to Apples and others. Ages 3-9. 631-725-0049,

monday, october 8 ROSS SCHOOL FALL AFTERNOON CLASSES 18 Goodfriend Drive, EH. Ross School offers classes for all grade levels K-5, such as Art: Meet the Masters, Art Around the World, Art: Fiber Fusion, Clay: The “Glass” Menagerie, Clay: Form and Function, Hip Hop & World Dance, Gymnastics, Nature Discovery, Progressive Athletics, Introduction to Theater Arts, Advanced Theater Arts, Robotics. 631-907-5555 or visit Fall Performance Workshop Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays from 4:30-6:30 p.m. Fall Performance Workshop for students between the ages of 8-18. Held at Southampton Town Recreation Center. Will last for six weeks and culminate in Frankenstein Follies at the Bay Street Theatre on 10/26, 10/27, 10/28. For more info call Stages at 631-329-1420, Goat On A BOat Puppet Theatre 9:30 a.m. 4 Hampton Street, Sag Harbor. Free play, songs, games and circle fun and a Minkie the Monkey Puppet Show. 631-725-4193 or

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ANNUAL YOUTH WATERFOWL PROGRAM 10/20, instructional course. 11/10–11/11, Youth Waterfowl Days. A special event (10/20) to help junior hunters prepare for and participate in the Youth Waterfowl Days, including instruction in hunting ethics and regulations, waterfowl identification, firearms safety review, retriever and decoy use, cold water survival and boating safety and trap shoot. 631-444-0255, spedreg1@gw.dec.state. 19th ANNUAL SPOOKY WALK 10/26–10/27, 6:30-9 p.m. Hike the scary trails to meet the ghouls and goblins that take them over. For adults with children over seven. $10 per person. 631-653-4771, East Quogue Halloween Parade 10/27, East Quogue Fire House. 631-728-5555. Southampton Chamber of Commerce 22nd Annual Rag-A-Muffin Parade/Pumpkin Trail 10/28, 1 p.m. Parade with children 9 and under wearing their costumes. Treats will be given out and there will be vendors. 631-283-0402, Rag A Muffin Halloween Parade 10/28, Noon Sag Harbor Village. 631-725-0011. Family Pumpkin Carving 10/29, 3:30-5 p.m. Pumpkin carving contest at the refuge. $5 per person. 631-653-4771, Annual Pumpkin Trail Trick or Treat 10/31, Village shops displaying the Southampton Chamber of Commerce pumpkin face giving out treats for Halloween. 631-725-0011. WHBPAC SCHOOL DAY PERFORMANCES 76 Main St., WHB. A high-quality, cross-curricular program of live performances presented during the school day. Students in grades PreK-12 are bused in to the PAC from school districts across Long Island to experience the magic of live theatre. Tickets available to public, $10-$12. To see full listing of performances, 631-288-2350 x102,

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FIRST STORY TIME Tuesdays, 10:15 a.m. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., AMG. For tots. 631-267-3810 or visit WHBPAC FALL ARTS EDUCATION PROGRAM Classes 10/9–12/11. 76 Main St., WHB. The program offers some of the most innovative performing arts training for all ages and skill levels in a nurturing, positive and sage learning environment. Professional teaching artists bring both their talents and their strengths as educators to classrooms of youngsters to stimulate imaginations and creativity. Classes in puppetry, acting, music, singing and dance. Registration now open. 631-288-2350 x102,

thursday, october 11 The jeanette sarkisian wagner writing workshop for teens 5 p.m., John Jermain Library. 34 West Water St., SGH. All Thursdays Sessions include writing prompts, discussion of craft and technique, and constructive group critique. 725-0049,



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ust before Labor Day weekend, the New York Post reported that there was a shortage of the Hamptons’ drink of summer: rosé. And Wölffer was tops on the list of elusive local brand names. Judy Malone, the Executive Marketing and Communications Director at Wölffer Estate Vineyard & Stables, confirms that they have officially run out of their coveted pink nectar. She does note however, that they made more of the summer wine this year than they had in previous years. Luckily, with the 2013 rosé release a highly anticipated but all-too-distant event, Wölffer has proven to be a year-round destination for wine aficionados. The Tuscan-style vineyard plays host to regular live entertainment, tastings and events. Chic but casual, Wölffer’s live music series is a Hamptons outing, pairing well with those seeking a relaxing vibe. I arrived at the Twilight Thursday installment on a late summer evening, happy to secure a bottle of the Perle Chardonnay and a cheese platter. As there was only a hint of fall in the air, the performers were set up outside, and I brought my bounty onto the portico to share it with friends while overlooking the rows of manicured vines. That particular evening’s music featured two women, one on guitar and one on violin, who played against the waning sunshine and worked off of the crowd. (They took a break from their set to perform a rousing “Happy Birthday” for the table next to me.)

The act changes each night, and Malone reveals that choosing the musicians is an elaborate process, involving both scouting and self-promotion. But their varying melodies complement the scene, which is always abuzz with conversation, clicking glasses and quiet contemplation. Warm summer nights are for impromptu dancing on the grass; perhaps colder winter nights call for heavier jazz and mulled wines. Thursday (today, if you read Dan’s the moment it hits the stands) marks the last Twilight Thursday of the year. (It’s the first stop on the tour of Wölffer’s popular live music summer weekend trifecta. During the season, they also have Sunset Fridays at the wine stand and, new this year, Sunset Saturdays back at the tasting room.) As we transition to harvest time, Candlelight Fridays, which Take a sip... runs every Friday through April, kicks off October 12. Per usual, no cover charge, and wines by the bottle or glass, cheese and charcuterie plates are available for purchase. To celebrate the cooler temperatures, drink in autumn with Wölffer’s Big Apple Wine. The pure apple taste works well on its own, or, for a more celebratory occasion, when mixed with sparkling water. Made from apples from nearby Halsey farm, the dry finish makes for a food-friendly drink.


(Thinking ahead: It’s also nice with a turkey dinner.) Other popular offerings include the Red Letter Red Blend (a 2010 vintage merlot) and the Classic White 2011; a blend which Malone says is a “fun wine.” Wölffer is also the site of numerous yearly events. Though tickets are sold out for this weekend’s Harvest Party, people who would like to attend are welcome to put their names on a wait list. (‘Tis that season, after all, and wineries across the East End are reporting solid years. Malone confirms that it looks like 2012 will be an excellent vintage.) Keeping the mood alive (note: pair festive atmospheres with a Wölffer Brut-Blanc de Blanc), the lighting of the vines will be held on December 1. Complete with a Rockefeller Center-esque countdown and a “surprise” decoration (last year they lit up the gazebo), Wölffer hits the switch and allows revelers to bask in bright, frosty glory. With wine, of course. They say that the East End is more “New England” than “New York.” And Wölffer is somewhat inbetween: decisively European, with an Italian flair that complements and suits the Hamptons life, year-round. Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106, K. Laffey

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Review: Hampton Seafood Co. shrimp salad, lobster salad, tuna salad, edamame and salsa. Though I’ve obviously tasted incarnations s Dan’s Papers comes out on Thursday, I’ll start of all of these plates, Hampton Seafood Co.’s varieties with the most pressing information. Head to offered a unique blend of flavors that set them apart Hampton Seafood Co. in East Hampton tonight for from others, a testament to Ambrose’s tenure in the Joe’s Happy Hour “Seafood Style” from 4:30–6:30 p.m. business and a treat for the palate. The hummus and edamame are a part of the We’ve got the “who,” “what,” “where” and “when” (note: every Thursday) down, let’s talk about the Wellness Challenge, a diet that Ambrose states is “why.” To state the reason succinctly: Because “beyond vegan” in its rigid guidelines and in the I sampled a medley of Hampton Seafood Co.’s nutrition it packs. Many of Hampton Seafood Co.’s offerings on a recent afternoon. Tucked inside an offerings are prepared within the parameters of inauspicious building near the East Hampton train the Wellness Challenge, which focuses on limiting salt and oils. (To that station, this eatery is note: The hummus is a true Hamptons gem. made with olives, not Headed by Chef tahini, a substitution Peter Ambrose of I wholeheartedly Peter Ambrose Events condone—and I’ve and catering company, never been an olive Hampton Seafood Co. lover.) is a one-stop shop for Then, it was on to all your dining needs. the main courses: Lunch specials? Check. Pan seared scallops To-go dinners? Check. with a sweet corn Catering? Homemade, risotto; Seared tuna premade sauces? over sesame noodles; Fresh off the boat linguini with white seafood? A smattering clam sauce; and ribs of local produce and and filet mignon with a products? Check. chimichurri sauce. Check. Check. Check. The scallops were And, of course, there’s lightly grilled—they the Happy Hour, where had that elusive golden seafood lovers can brown color most indulge in fish tacos, sought by scallop Hampton Seafood Co.’s Pan seared scallops with a sweet corn risotto lovers—which brought famous $3 wonder. out their full flavor, and Wooden lobster traps surround the building, a nod to the fact that they paired nicely with the creamy risotto. The tuna was also simply prepared, and the Ambrose’s partners in the business own a fleet of Montauk fishing boats. (Did I mention that the accompanying wasabi sauce packed a punch without seafood is fresh?) As the traps were clearly set up being overwhelming. The Hampton Seafood Co. ably to be makeshift tables, I grabbed a spot and quickly dabbles with Asian influences, as they also make found myself dining on a variety of Hampton Seafood sushi daily. Just in case the name of the establishment Co.’s offerings. Hampton Seafood Co. runs the gamut of to-go dining is misleading, however, Hampton Seafood Co. options, from casual, deli-style seafood salads and also knows its way around the meat smoker. sandwiches to ready-made clambakes and gourmet The ribs were topped with a homemade catering. They also carry a variety of local products, barbecue sauce (also available for purchase including beverages from Hampton Water Company inside), which made for a finger lickin’, and the Montauk Beverage Company, and local fall-off-the-bone flavor. Hampton Seafood Co.’s catering options work produce. And if there’s one thing that unites all of Hampton Seafood Co.’s offerings, it’s the commitment for events of all sizes. Tired of party planning and to fresh ingredients and the deft culinary guidance of interested in simply relaxing after a wonderfully Chef Ambrose, who has been in the catering business hectic Hamptons summer? Kick back with a single for 17 years. (Peter Ambrose Events is located right to-go meal. And check out Hampton Seafood Co.’s Facebook page for daily specials. next door to Hampton Seafood Co.) Hampton Seafood Co., 17 Race Lane, East Hampton. I started off with a sampling of dishes that served as appetizers—a colorful array of hummus, guacamole, 631-324-9224, By kelly laffey


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Summer into Fall Yields Delicious Harvest 2 medium eggplants, about 2 pounds 2 egg whites Vegetable oil for frying 3 to 4 large ripe tomatoes, sliced about 1/4 inch thick Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 1/4 cup chiffonade of fresh basil 1 to 2 teaspoons fresh thyme leaves 2 to 3 cloves garlic, sliced paper thin 2 to 3 tablespoons chicken stock

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Plant and Sing, the annual festival of art and food will be held at the Sylvester Manor on Shelter Island on Columbus Day weekend, October 6 and 7. It is a weekend of music, singing, barn dancing, poetry and prose, children’s activities, planting and harvesting and so much more. I was invited to participate as a special guest of their literary program on Saturday, October 6 at 12:45 p.m. for a reading and tasting from my book Savoring the Hamptons: Discovering the Food and Wine of Long Island’s East End, Running Press Book Publishers. I’m delighted to be part of this weekend of community events which also includes a “Farm to Table” experience of local chefs using locally produced crops grown on the grounds of Sylvester Manor. A crossover of vegetables from summer to fall will be in the fields of Sylvester Manor at this time, such as eggplant, sweet peppers, sweet potatoes, winter squash, basil, beets and the last of summer tomatoes. The recipes below exhibit the timeliness of dishes to celebrate current cooking sensibilities. Hope to see you at Plant and Sing! Read more about Plant and Sing online at

2. Beat egg whites in a bowl until frothy and set aside. Pour oil about one-inch deep in a deep fryer or cast iron skillet and heat to 375 degrees. 3. Dip eggplant slices, one at a time, into the beaten egg white, shaking off excess. Put several slices at a time into the hot oil and fry until golden brown on both sides; drain on paper towels. Continue until all slices are done. 4. Lightly oil a baking-serving dish and alternate layers of eggplant with sliced tomatoes, salt and pepper, garlic slivers and herbs. Can be done ahead to this point. Refrigerate covered as necessary. clayirving/Flickr

LAYERED EGGPLANT WITH TOMATOES AND GARLIC Before frying eggplant, coat the slices with beaten egg white, which acts as a shield and prevents the eggplant from soaking up the oil Serves 6 to 8

1. Rinse and dry eggplants. Cut off root end and rub the two cut surfaces together to draw off indigestible juices. (The technique eliminates salting the eggplant). Cut eggplants into 1/4-inch slices and set aside.

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CARROT AND BUTTERNUT-SQUASH GRATIN Serves 6 to 8 1 1/2 pounds butternut squash, peeled, seeded and diced 3 cups peeled and sliced carrots 3 tablespoons unsalted butter 1/2 cup chicken stock 1/2 teaspoon cumin Dash Tabasco Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper Coarsely chopped parsley for garnish 1. Prepare the vegetables for cooking and place in a saucepan with water to cover. Bring to the edge of a boil then simmer over medium heat for 15 to 20 minutes until tender. Drain the vegetables and transfer to bowl of food processor, fitted with steel knife, or a blender. Add butter and process or blend until combined but not pureed. Scrape down sides as necessary. Add broth and seasonings and process or blend to mix to a chunky puree. Taste to adjust seasoning if necessary. 2. Transfer contents to a lightly buttered gratin serving dish. Can be prepared up to one or two days ahead to this point. Refrigerate, covered. 3. When ready to serve bring the dish to room temperature. Preheat oven to 350 degrees and bake gratin for 15 to 20 minutes. Sprinkle with parsley and serve. Visit Silvia’s website at www.savoringthehamptons. com to read her blogs and more recipes.

Almond Restaurant and Bar in Bridgehampton presents a weekly Meatless Monday prix fixe menu beginning at 5:30 p.m. The special three-course vegetarian menu will offer a choice of appetizer, entrée and dessert for $28. Offerings may include goat cheese ravioli with caramelized pumpkins, apples and sage; Scottish salmon with smoked-then-roasted warm salad of baby root vegetables and citrus gastrique; and veggie burger with cheddar cheese, lettuce and tomato. In addition, a regular prix fixe menu is available Tuesday through Sunday from 5:30 to 7 p.m. 631-537-5665. The Bell and Anchor in Sag Harbor presents a new Sunday brunch from noon to 4:30 p.m. Specialty items include lobster benedict with two lobster claws, English muffin, Canadian bacon, poached eggs and hollandaise ($26); duck hash with poached organic egg, frisée and vinaigrette ($22); and grilled flat iron steak with fried eggs, frites and béarnaise butter ($26). 631-725-3400. Muse in the Harbor in Sag Harbor offers a new bar bites menu for the football season. Every Wednesday from 5 to 11 p.m. guests may enjoy a selection of specialty items while watching the game at the bar. Selections include grilled cheese sandwich of buttered and grilled Texas toast with sliced tomato, apple wood smoked bacon, gorgonzola and sharp cheddar with French fries ($15); tuna sliders with seared tuna carpaccio served rare on mini brioche buns with Asian slaw and Sriracha aioli ($18); and

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This will add to the fun in the village, as there will be an Arts and Craft Fair, Farmers Market and a Side Walk Sale as well. The Oyster Festival will host educational programs, a touch tank from Cornell Cooperative Extension, Pirate shows, rides, chowder contest, boat displays and of course Food!

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A Guide to Local Favorites 75 MAIN RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE Italian/American $$$ Executive chef Victor Paztuizaca, new Italian & American cuisine. Open daily, 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Dinner 4:30 p.m.midnight, 75 Main Street, Southampton. 631-283-7575,

east hampton and montauk ANDRRA Mediterranean A waterfront restaurant and lounge offering sunset views and mouthwatering seafood and chops with bold Mediterranean flare. The decor is upscale but relaxed, the bar scene is elegant, vibrant and fun! 39 Gann St. off Three Mile Harbor Road across from the Harbor. 631-329-3663, CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S Healthy Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m., lunch from noon to 4 p.m. Casual Italian style menu. Executive Chef Chip Monte. Gurney’s Beach Bakery and Natural Cafe serves healthy, light fare, juice bar. 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Hwy., Montauk. 631-668-2345. CROSS EYED CLAM BAR & GRILL Seafood and Chops Seafood, prime steaks and chops, amazing burgers, fish tacos, cocktails and more! Late night entertainment. Breakfast and lunch at the Clam Shack. Dinner daily from 4 p.m. 440 West Lake Drive, Montauk Harbor, Montauk. 631-668-8065.

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Beautiful homes sold this week.

Bargains on the East End.

The Highlands of Aquebogue


he hamlet of Aquebogue, settled in 1758, is named for the Indian word meaning “cove place” or “head of the bay.” Rich in history, with picturesque landscapes and charming surroundings, it is a hidden gem on the East End of Long Island. The North Fork’s impressive wine country offers particular beauty, and Aquebogue itself is home to the renowned Paumanouk Vineyards, one of Long Island’s superior family-owned and operated wineries. Local farms provide fresh produce and baked goods as well as a great place to take the kids for apple and pumpkin picking every fall. he Highlands at Reeves embodies all that makes Aquebogue a gateway to the best the East End has to offer, a community near local farm stands, lush vineyards, great shopping, antiquing and some of the best restaurants on the North Fork. The Highlands at Reeves is a wonderful new community, with each new home offering something special in the way of construction and amenities. Westminster Communities has designed and built quality homes for years, developing a reputation for excellence and custom craftsmanship. Settled amid the natural beauty of the North Fork, the area is growing in popularity. Aquebogue has one of the top-rated school districts on Long Island—in fact, Aquebogue Elementary leads East End schools in test scores. With its vast amount of land and affordability, the Highlands at Reeves offers people starting out,


sunroom, formal dining and living rooms and many other attributes. Other designs include: “The Inverness,” at 2,955 square feet; “The Landsdown,” at 3,368 square feet; “The Richmond,” at 2,337 square feet; “The Addison,” at 2,693 square feet; “The Cambridge,” at 2,337 square feet; “The Carlisle” at 2,955 square feet; “The Dawson,” at 3,048 square feet and “The Galloway,” at 3,368 square feet. Styled with everything from brick and stone facing to premier cedar and quality siding, these individual homes provide all the comforts that make life not just more tasteful but also “worry free.” If you and your family are looking for a great place to live as well as an investment for tomorrow, inquire about the Highlands at Reeves. 4681 Sound Avenue, Aquebogue, 6 3 1 -7 2 2 -5 9 0 0 , h igh la n dsn o rth fo m , For all the latest school information, please visit or riverhead. net, and for business and local information visit

or perhaps starting over, a place where they can raise a family and invest in a future at the same time—without breaking the bank. Each of the more than 10 exclusive home designs offers superior artistry and quality details. Interiors stand out with their hardwood floors, decorative columns, fireplaces and energyefficient windows. Exteriors are constructed with well-loved, traditional elements like clapboard, cedar shingles and sweeping porches that offer, beauty, low maintenance and all the comforts of home. “The Hampton” is a 2,693-square-foot home boasting nine-foot ceilings, a sunroom, a The Galloway luxurious master suite, and a great room on both the first and second floor (perhaps one could serve as a giant playroom for the kids), to name a few highlights. In addition, this design offers the option of customizing any of its details to fit the needs of the buyer. Westminster also offers several options to choose from previous designs. “The Kirkwood” is a 3,048-square-foot home featuring a luxurious master suite, two-car garage, an elegant kitchen, library/guest room, optional screened-in porch and

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Amagansett. Two vintage homes on one Lane’s property with room for expansion, pool and potential. Steps to Village Shops, Ocean Beach, School, Jitney and Farmer’s Market. Refurbished 3 bedroom, 2 bath classic. Plus another rear cottage gutted for renovation. Two for one on an hydrangea and hedged in lawn. Exclusive. $2.75M WEb# 31380

Amagansett. Mid-Century Modern architectural home on a .74 acre. Expansive glass windows allow you to experience the lovely outdoor gardens indoors. Three bedroom, 2 bath easy living home with heated pool nestled in a flowering garden with lots of open lawn to expand. Stroll to either village shops or ocean beach. Exclusive. $2.895M WEb# 55728



Amagansett. Stroll to the ocean beach from this newly renovated, airconditioned 3 bedroom plus den which can be a 4th bedroom (having access to a full bath), 4 full bath post modern cottage. Brick patio with flowering gardens set a tranquil mood for this classic Hampton’s shingled home that has room for a pool Exclusive. $1.75M WEb# 22959

East Hampton. Located on a most beautiful East Hampton Village tree lined street is this 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom Cape Cod style cottage with attached 2-car garage, wood burning fireplace, central air, room for a pool and expansion set on a double lot garden. A few minutes stroll to Main Street or Main Beach. Exclusive. $1.85M WEb# 25350



East Hampton. Modern 1-story secluded living art-gallery. Great room with fireplace, eat-in kitchen, 3 bedroom suites plus a powder room. Pool with glass railing as to not obstruct the surrounding beautifully landscaped private open acre of lawn with manicured park-like flowering gardens. Finished basement. Exclusive. $997K WEb# 28630

Sagaponack. Award winning newly renovated 1930’s Potato Barn converted into a luxury refuge in the heart of Wine and Horse Country. Open loft-like great room with state of the art kitchen, wall of windows overlooking dining pavilion with koi pond, flowering gardens, gunite heated 60’X15’ pool and spa on 1.3 acres. Exclusive. $2.349M WEb# 17331

Arlene Reckson, SVP, Lic. Assoc. R.E. Broker 917.331.3919




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Arlene Reckson presents...

SophiSticated Serenity With tenniS

Modern LiVinG in a dUneS Beach hoUSe

Bridgehampton. Exceptional Post Modern with heated pool and community tennis. Soaring living room ceiling, 4 bedrooms 3 baths, separate dining area, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen and heated pool. A finished basement exercise room has a mirrored wall with ballet bar, attached garage. At the end of a cul-de-sac adjacent to acres of reserve. Exclusive. $1,499,999 WeB# 16468

amagansett. On a quiet dirt road, just a short stroll to the ocean beach is this up-dated 3 bedroom, 2 bath A-Frame. Recently renovated kitchen (high-end state of the art appliances), open great room. Enjoy evenings out-doors on the blue stone patio by the out-door fireplace, out-door sitting and dining area. Exclusive. $1.8M WeB# 46542

poSt Modern LUxUry in hidden pondS

oceanfront LUxUry With pooL & VieWS

east hampton. Custom carpentry finishings makes this 2006 Post Modern unique and highly desirable. Five bedrooms (4 en-suite) (master on the first floor plus a second junior master with private balcony on the second floor). Large eat-in kitchen plus a formal dining room, heated gunite pool and a three car garage. Exclusive. $2.25M WeB# 29372

amagansett. The Atlantic Ocean is the backdrop to this 5 bedroom (all ensuite) plus den with full bath (6 baths) residence with elevator in the Dunes of Amagansett. Swim-in place pool, 100â&#x20AC;&#x2122; of beach front accessed by a private walkway over the velvet sand and beach grass laced dunes. State of the art kitchen. Exceptional. $8,999,000 WeB# 46677

dUneS Mid-centUry Modern With pooL

SophiSticated traditionaL Get-aWay

amagansett. Steps to an ocean beach on .72 acres of privacy, nestled between sandy dunes and mature beach vegetation. Four bedrooms, 3 bath mid-centrury modern of windows and cedar, that enjoys 2 living rooms, 2 fireplaces plus a roof deck. The enormous multi-level decks and full size heated pool is a rare fine. Exclusive. $2.5M WeB# 35140

east hampton. Impeccable traditional home that enjoys an open and bright great room with double height ceiling and fireplace. A sparkling heated pool and dining arbor set in an evergreen landscaped yard off a quiet cul-de-sac. Centrally located to the villages of East Hampton and Sag Harbor off Two Holes of Water. Exclusive. $1.465M WeB# 51320

arlene reckson, SVP, Lic. Assoc. R.E. Broker 917.331.3919


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Everything Over a Million



EAST HAMPTON Bonnie S. Levy to Bart & Randi Nachimow 9 Stirrup Court, $1,087,500 HAMPTON BAYS SEA-SCO Enterprises Inc to Majestic Marine Service LLC, 124 Springville Road, $1,950,000

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Mary Jean Green to Joan Standish, 36 Rampasture Road, $1,425,000

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SAGAPONACK Estate of Arline Bell to Barbara & Evan Bell, 74 Ericas Lane, $1,600,000 SOUTHAMPTON Flying Point Realty LLC to South Fork Professional Associates LLC, County Road 39A, $1,870,000 Westhampton Beach Doris Goldstein Trust to Linda Golden, 321 Main Street, $8,290,000

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Greenport Daniel & Nancy Melhado to Laura & William Cronin, 77 Moores Lane North, $507,000 SAG HARBOR

Brian Bellanca to Marcus & Susan Hewitt, 10 Hildreth Street, $540,000 Shelter Island Gregg H. Feinstein to Amy & Ryan Duffy, 53 North Midway Road, $598,000

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ON GREAT PECONIC BAY Three bedroom 1 bath Beach Cottage with detached garage on 1 acre of beautiful sandy Peconic Bay. Plenty of room to expand this home to accommodate a 6,000 sq ft home and pool. DEC, Town and County permits in place. Exclusive. $1,178,000 | Mary Stubelek 631.807.2194

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Completely restored 1920’s family home in the heart of the village. Original wood floors & moldings. Sun-filled with authentic architectural details. Garage with loft & heated gunite pool. Minutes to train, jitney, shopping, ocean and bay beaches. Exclusive. $1,498,000 | Denise Rosko 516.220.1230

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SOUTHOLD CAPE This Charming 3 bedroom, 2 bath home has a living room w/fireplace, dining area and EIK leading to enclosed sun porch. Detached 2-car garage currently used as an Artist’s Studio w/loft. Private setting just minutes to Historic shops and beaches. Exclusive. $342,500 | Ron Holthaus 631.848-7262

IN THE HEART OF GOLF COUNTRY Mint 5+ BR home, w/wood floors, granite/stainless KIT, office/artist studio with separate entrance, custom blinds, skylights, large patio and deluxe doggie den make for a perfect summer getaway. 3 miles to Cooper’s Beach. Exclusive. $935,000 | Pam Jackson 631.384.1277

COUNTRY LIVING On .60 of an acre in Southampton, sits this 3 BR farmhouse with wide planked floors and loads of character, plus a separate artist studio. There is plenty of room for expansion or to add a pool! Minutes to bay or ocean beaches. Exclusive. $495,000 | Claudia LaMere 516.983.6344

LEGAL TWO-FAMILY In the heart of Southampton Village and near restaurants, shopping, ocean and train. West unit has 1 BR, 1BA, LR, DA, KIT and East unit has 2 BRs, 1BA, LR, DA, KIT & Den. Large backyard w/wood deck. 2 gas meters. Room for pool or expansion. Exclusive. $695,000 | Karen Gil 516.982.2034

PARADISE IN MONTAUK’S DITCH PLAINS Have it all at your doorstep. Located a few hundred feet from famed “Ditch Plains” Beach this 2 bedroom, 1 bath mobile home is the perfect Montauk retreat. Located in a gated oceanfront community with pool, clubhouse, playground and oceanfront pavillions. Exclusive. $199,000 | Kyle Rosko 631.678-7179

BAY POINT SAG HARBOR Sensational water views from this 1940’s 3 bedroom beach cottage with great rental history. Renovate or recreate up to a 3500 sq ft home with room for pool. Private walkway to Long Beach in the most desirable Bay Point community. Exclusive. $985,000| Pam Jackson 631.384.1277

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CiRCa 1965, HaMptOns Meets HOLLyWOOD east Hampton. Indulgently sited on a resort-like 2+ acres, this published designer’s own home brings relaxed glamour to a midcentury beach retreat. Located just minutes from the village and ocean, and features gunite pool with waterfall and bluestone patios for lounging and outdoor dining. Exclusive. $2.95M Web# 13806 Michelle tiberio 631.907.1514, andy volet 631.907.1451

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This fabulous Colonial home has endless views of a serene reserve, with 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, with extra room, cozy living room, open kitchen and dining room. Exclusive. $1.595M Web# 38724


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