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6DW  วง SP %HDFK3OXPวง Ocean views, surrounded by national parkquality dunescape. 5,600sf., 5BR, 5.5BA. Htd, chlorine free gunite pool (pool house/bar area), 3 fpls. F#47613 | Web#H0147613 $PDJDQVHWW 2IศŠFH 


6DWวงDPSP -REV/DQHวง A magni๏ฌcent site w/direct access to Swan Creek and beautiful views of Mecox Bay. On 2.2 acres and offers 3BR, 3BA. Dir: Ocean Rd So., right on Mecox, left on Jobs. Excl. F#66520 | Web#H14028 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP /XPEHU/DQHวง 4BRs and 4 fpls and totally updated with modern conveniences. Guest cottage w/2BRs and full bath. Gunite pool, gardens on 1 landscaped acre. Excl. F#63284 | Web#H54724. Dir: Mtk Hwy E., left on BH/SagH.or Tpk, bear left on Lumber. /RUL%DUEDULD %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 


6DW  วง DPSP )HWORFN'ULYHวง Renovated and sprawling 3,300sf. contemp. w/4BR, 3BA, plus sunroom. Dir: Mtk Hwy east, left on Rte 114, left on Harness Ln, 3rd right on Fetlock Dr. to #23. Excl. F#251004 | Web#H54731. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DW  6XQ  วง SP $OHZLYH%URRN5RDGวง 2-story contemporary w/ 3BR, 2BA contemp. boasts hardwood ๏ฌ‚oors, home of๏ฌce, fpl, bsmnt and pool. Co-Excl. F#67313 | Web#H43003. 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH 6DW  วง DPSP 4XDUW\&LUFOHวง 4BR, 3BA contemp. on 1.39 ac. Master suite, 3 guest BRs. LR, DR, kit., and pool. Excl. F#63218 | Web#H51923. Dir: Cedar St to Hands Creek, right on Timberline,rightonQuartyCt,rightonQuartyCircle. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6DWวงSP 7KUHH0LOH+DUERU+RJ&UHHN+Z\วง

4BRs, 3BAs with LR and dining area all are overlooking the harbor. Master bedroom w/ water views. Dir: off Three Mile Harbor, just past marina. Exclusive. F#55695 | Web#H0155695. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงDPSP .LQJV3RLQW5Gวง In beautiful Clearwater Beach with pvt boating and beach rights, 1/10 of a mile to Gardiners Bay this updated contemp. has been totally renovated. Creekfront views, 3BR, 2.5BA with great room, master suite, 2 fpls, upgraded kit. and baths. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงDPSP &HGDU'ULYHวง Newly built. Post modern 4BRs, 3BAs close to bay and marina. Open kit. 1st ๏ฌ‚oor bed and bath. Master bedroom. Excl. F#65923 | Web#H40000. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงDPSP 5XQQ\PHDGH'ULYHวง Borders 30 acre reserve, short distance to bay & docking rights. 3BR, 2BA, fpl, full bsmnt. Shy half acre w/pool. Excl. F#54854 | Web#H0154854. Dir: Mtk Hwy E., left onto 3 Mile Harbor to end, left onto Isle of Wight, left onto Runnymeade. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 

6DWวงSP 5WHวง 2-story traditional-style w/ 4BR, 2.5BA, ๏ฌreplace, CAC. Excl. F#42998 | Web#H22965 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP *DUGLQHUV$YHวง Renovated from top to bottom. 2 BRs and 1BA, hardwood ๏ฌ‚oors throughout, ceiling fans, laundry room, new kit., full bsmnt, and deck. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH


6DWวงSP 6XQวงSP  6XQVHW$YHQXHวง Spectacular waterfront location. The 2.2 acre property is divided into 2 parcels, with a vast 260ft. expanse of wide open bulkheaded bay front. 3BR, 3BA beach cottage in place with magni๏ฌcent water views. Endless possibilities. F#58569 | Web#H0158569 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP 7KH5HJLVWU\วง Custom home featuring master BR w/ fpl, spiral staircase leading to loft library/of๏ฌce w/ balcony, as well as an adjoining steam room. Open ๏ฌ‚oor plan with kit. opening to dining and LR with fpl and additional 4BR. Slider opens to the pool and deck. Excl. F#64280 | Web#H18509 4XRJXH2IศŠFH


1((''$7( 7,0( (QFRUH%OYGวง Only a few condos offer the privacy on the preserves in this exclusive 24-hour gated community. In addition to its many upgrades, this unit has the largest screened-in patio in the community. F#67348 | Web#H46815 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH


6XQ  วง SP :DVKLQJWRQ'ULYHวง Dock your boat at this newly renovated bayfront home, on a deep water lagoon in a private bayfront community. Custom quality throughout. Htd gunite pool. 5BR, 3BA, offers every amenity you can imagine! F#47776 | Web#H0147776. :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DW  วง SP 2FHDQYLHZ5RDGวง 3-level custom built home on pvt ๏ฌ‚ag lot with deeded access for swimming & boating on Shinnecock Bay. Take your breath away bay to ocean views! Open living area with gourmet chefโ€™s kit., fpl and cathedral ceilings all on top ๏ฌ‚oor. F#64930 | Web#H49469 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP 6TXLUHV%OYGวง Post modern beauty on a wooded acre with mature landscaping and plenty of privacy. The pvt quarters are spectacular and the location is less then a mile from beautiful sandy beaches and Red Creek Park. F#66836 | Web#H20581 +DPSWRQ%D\V2IศŠFH 6XQวงSP %LWWHUVZHHW6RXWK([Wวง This raised ranch has it all. 5BRs & 2BAs, living room with a ๏ฌreplace and a large family room this is a wonderful space with a separate jaccuzi room and koi pond. This extensive land and 3 separate decks this home is a great deal. F#66835 | Web#H20579. Dir: Montauk Highway to Bittersweet So. Ext., go to #19 +DPSWRQ%D\V2IศŠFH


6DWวงDPSP 6XQวงSP 4XRJXH6WUHHWวง Full 3-story trad., circa 1900, is currently under going renovation to get this old school charmer in line with todayโ€™s modern comforts and conveniences w/ 7BR, 7BA, 4 separate living areas, 3 with fpls. Several bedrooms have private sundecks. F#65499 | Web#H33693 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH


6DW  วง SP 1LG]\Q$YHQXHวง Turn-key trad., south of the highway. Spacious custom home features hardwood ๏ฌ‚ooring throughout, kit., LR w/fpl, French door leading outside, formal DR and half bath all located on the main level. F#67085 | Web#H30126 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DW  วง SP 6RXWK&RXQWU\5RDGวง 3,500sf. ranch features an expansive master suite, as well as 3 Jr. bedroom suites, magni๏ฌcent open ๏ฌ‚oor plan w/ cathedral ceilings and fpl, gourmet kit. French doors in all BRs leading out to gunite pool. F#53693 | Web#H0153693 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH


6DWวงDPSP )HUU\5RDGวง Magni๏ฌcent new home, priced to sell! 5BR, 5.5BA, grmt kit., 5 fpls, dining, living, media and family rooms on 1.5 acres. 4-car gar., gunite pool with spa. F#64000 | Web #10791. Dir: On Ferry Rd, 1/2 mile from Sag Harbor Village bridge. 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH 6DW  วง SP 0DLQ6WUHHWวง Maximize matters with this cordial 3BR, 3.5BA vintage-style with FDR, fpl, hardwood ๏ฌ‚oors and pool. Excl. F#65418 | Web#H32553. 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH 6DWวง -HUPDLQ$YHQXHวง Sited on 1 acre in Village, this recently renovated 3,800sf. home features 5BR, 5.5BA, new custom kit., pool w/ pool house, wraparound porch and patio. For more info, call 800.760.2720 x 2082. Co-Excl. F#61110 | Web#H34458 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP 0DLQ6WUHHWวง Cottage-style with a scenic water vista set on a wooded lot. Ideal features include basement, hardwood ๏ฌ‚ooring, Jacuzzi, ๏ฌreplace and A/C. Excl. F#59191 | Web#H0159191 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH


6DWวงSP 6DJDSRQDFN5RDGวง 6,000sf. SOH estate on 2.1 acres of prof. landscaping. Spectacularly detailed 6BR, 6.5BA with gunite pool, man-made Koi pond w/waterfall and 2-car gar. Co-Excl. F#58167 | Web#H0158167. For more info call 800.760.2720 x 2032. 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP 6DJJ5RDGวง Stunning estate w/6+BRs, spacious LR, EIK w/att. family room, FDR plus studio space. Fin. bsmnt, media room and gym. Rolling lawns surround the htd pool w/waterfall and spa. Pool house & 3-car gar. Exclusive. F#58952 | Web#H0158952. /RUL%DUEDULD %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 


6DWวงDPSP 2OG)RUW/DQHวง Waterfront w/180 degree bay view. 6BR, 4.5BA trad. on .44 acres, 300ft. bulkhead, slip for 36ft boat & pool. Excl. Dir: West on Old Mtk Hwy, left on Old Fort Ln. F#67206 | Web#H35924. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP 3DUULVK3RQG&RXUWวง Brand new 5BR, 4.5BA trad. w/ spacious great room, den, lib., family room, FDR, 3 fpls, htd gunite pool, 3-car gar. 6,000sf. of living space on 1.4 acres. Excl. F#62298 | Web#H35715. Dir: Rt. 27E, right on Tuckahoe, left on Parrish Pond Ct. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6DWวงDPSP 3XODVNL6WUHHWวง Circa 1930โ€™s cottage renovated and expanded. 4BR, 3BA, LR, FDR, kit./great room. Covered rear porch, htd gunite pool, gar. Excl. F#55036 | Web#H0155036. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, right on David Whiteโ€™s Ln, right onto Pulaski St. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6XQวงSP 1RUWK0DLQ6WUHHWวง Classic colonial-revival home on .50 acre, 4BR, 4BA, chefโ€™s kit., FDR, LR, and great room w/fpl. Old-world details, 3 covered porches, gunite pool. Co-Excl. F#62057 | Web#H53967. Dir: County Rd 39 east make right on North Main St. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6XQ  วง DPSP 1RUWK0DLQ6WUHHWวง Restored, circa 1845, legal, 2-family home, in the village. Enhanced with gardens, landscaping. Each ๏ฌ‚oor has 2BR, bath, LR and kit. Room for small pool. Zoned for light commercial. Excl. F#49523 | Web#H0149523. Call for directions. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6XQ  วง SP 6HERQDF5RDGวง In the Sebonac section, this stucco home is within a mile of Shinnecock, Southampton, National, and Sebonack golf clubs. F#61300 | Web#H23660 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DW  วง SP )LVK&RYH5RDGวง Immaculate 3BR, 2.5BA home w/ state-of-theart kit. on 1+ landscaped acres. Room for pool and expansion, minutes to beaches and village. Co-Excl. F#65849 | Web#H38623 Dir: Noyac Rd, right on Majors Path, 2nd right on Fish Cove. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DW  6XQ  วง SP 6KLQQHFRFN+LOOV5Gวง 3BR, 2BA, fpl, granite kit., ๏ฌn. bsmt & gar. Pool & hot tub surrounded by beautiful landscaping. Excl. F#66649 | Web#H14649. Dir: CR39, south on Green๏ฌeld, right on Shinnecock Hills Rd. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงDPSP 6SULQJ3RQG/DQHวง In pvt community with tennis, 3BR, 3BA, fpl, 2 decks and beautiful ๏ฌnishes throughout. Excl. F#62083 | Web#H53046. Dir: CR39 to Shrubland/ Sebonac Rd, turn into Cold Spring Fairways. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6XQ  วง SP +XEEDUG/DQHXQLWวง Townhouse community, 3BR, 2.5BA, LR w/fpl, dining area, EIK and patio. Complex includes 2 htd pools, Jacuzzi, 7 tennis courts & gym. Excl. F#66929 | Web#H46195. Dir: CR-38W, left on Hubbard, right into Hamptons Club II. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH


6DWวงSP 0RQWDXN+Z\วง Full acre SOH opens to reserve on 2 sides. An up-todate3BR,legal2-familyhome.Dir:Rte27toWainscott. So. of hwy, just west of Wainscott commercial area. Exclusive. F#66356 | Web#H48463. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH


6DW 6XQวงSP 0HFR[5RDGวง Trad.-style, just built. 6BR, 6.5BA, 4 fpls, prof. kit. w/fplc, ๏ฌn. bsmnt, adjacent screened porch, gunite pool and 2-car gar. Bordered by reserve. Co-Excl. F#57953 | Web#H0157953. Dir: Rt.27E, right on Mecox Rd., Milk Pail on your left. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6DW  วง DPSP 'HHUศŠHOG5RDGวง 6BR, 6.5BA trad. on 2.7 acres of lush landscaping surrounding gunite pool. Lib., media room, 4 fpls & master suite w/Jacuzzi. Tennis permit in place. Borders 2 reserves. Excl. F#62675 | Web#H53740. Dir: Rt.27 E., left on Deer๏ฌeld %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6DW  วง  0LOO)DUP/DQHวง Gambrel-style, 5BR, 4.5BA, great room, prof.grade kit., family room, 3 fpls, patios & htd gunite pool. Excl. F#60420 | Web#H35711. Dir: Rt.27, left on David Whiteโ€™s Ln, right on 7 Ponds Rd, right on Upper 7 Ponds Rd, right on Mill Farm Ln. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6XQวงDPSP 1DURG%RXOHYDUGวง Renovated trad.-style in waterfront community w/ 5BR, 4BA, 3 fpls, modern kit., FDR, LR. Gunite pool. Excl. Web#H53472. Dir: Rt.27E., right on Mecox Rd, right on Narod. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 


6XQ  วง SP ([FKDQJH3ODFHวง 5BR, 3.5BA bayfront home. Features a bright open LR with fpl and dining area overlooking Quantuck Bay beyond. A ๏ฌ‚oating dock and 2 hydraulic lifts for boats. F#67300 | Web#H42468 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6XQวงSP -DJJHU/DQHวง 6,000sf. manor house w/6BR, 6.5BA, formal LR w/ fpl, FDR, sunroom, lib., separate guest apartment. Tennis, htd pool all on 1.2 acres. F#45763 | Web#H0145763 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DW 6XQวงSP 'XQH5RDGวง Newly constructed condominium complex. Magnificentviews.Tenoversizedbayfronttownhouse units . F#61222 | Web#H55783 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH


6DWวงSP &DUGLQDO'ULYH0DWWLWXFNวง Expanded ranch on .7 acres. Granite kit., fpl, formal DR, family room & more. Web #1988393. 0DWWLWXFN2IศŠFH 6DW 6XQวงSP  :DNH 5RELQ /DQH $TXHERJXH วง  Easy living. 4BR, 3.5BA with vaulted ceilings, CAC, gas FPL, sunroom off master suite, butlers pantry,hardwood๏ฌ‚oorsthroughout.Furnishings included. Pool, clubhouse. Web# 2115315. 0DWWLWXFN2IศŠFH









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Hard Times Local Farmer Dick Hendrickson, 90, Remembers the Depression


Start Your Engines A Rainy Day at the Bridgehampton Sports Car Road Rally and Tour


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Two Icons The Lobster Inn and Amagansett Farmer’s Market are in Trouble


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Trip Notes



Ambassador Class Service



The “Bonacker” Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday & Westbound Sunday.


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These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway.

This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival.

These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun. BLOCK ISLAND FERRY CONNECTION - For the convenience of our passengers living near Montauk Harbor or traveling from Block Island, HJ picks up at the Viking Ferry dock on Sunday & Monday at 6:20 p.m. Viking dock is located at 462 Westlake Drive. For more information regarding the Block Island Connection contact or 631-668-5700. Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on our website, by calling Hampton Jitney or by referring to our printed schedule.


631-283-4600 212-362-8400

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TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. Trip availability is subject to change — always call or refer to our website to confirm schedule. BROOKLYN & LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Brooklyn and Lower Manhattan continues this fall. MEADOWLANDS SERVICE: Once again HJ offers direct roundtrip service to Jets/Giants home games.

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Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. - Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank


South Street Seaport Pearl St. & Fulton St. - East Side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy’s


Peter Cooper Village 1st Ave. & 23rd St. - East Side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education Building Manorville Southampton Watermill Bridgehampton Wainscott

ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows” may be charged full fare.


Battery Park City South End Avenue & Albany Across from Gristedes

CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes.

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This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed.

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Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes.

Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17” leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service.

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Lower Manhattan Westbound MTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations: • North Side of Water St. 2nd Ave. & 34th St. 2nd Ave. & 22nd St. & Broad St. • State St. & Battery Place 2nd Ave. & 14th St. (Bowling Green Subway 2nd Ave. & 9th St. West Side of Allen St. & Station) • Church St. & Cortlandt E. Houston St. St. (Connection to Path • West Side of Pearl St. & Trains to N.J.) Fulton St. • South End Avenue • • • • •


DAN'S PAPERS, October 3, 2008 Page 13

Hard Times Local Farmer Dick Hendrickson, 90, Remembers the Depression crash happened when he was 11. Interestingly, and perhaps scandalously, in 1935, still in the middle of the Depression, Hendrickson, at 17 years of age, married a local

Susan Galardi

By Dan Rattiner As this is written, on Tuesday, we don’t yet know whether the proposed Federal Bailout will be passed, and if it is passed, if it will work. Under the circumstances, I thought it might be a good idea to talk to somebody who was here in the Hamptons during the Crash of 1929 and the Great Depression that followed, to try to get a sense of what we might expect today, 70 years later, if things go from bad to worse. To that end, I went to see Richard Hendrickson, Sr., a former Bridgehampton farmer on Lumber Lane who has just gotten an award from the National Weather Service for monitoring the weather conditions on his farm and then dutifully reporting them to the Weather Service in New York for — ready? — 75 years. This is just a marker in his long career, not the end of it. He still goes out every day to measure the temperature and humidity and barometric pressure by the hour, and the precipitation (if any) and all the other things that the National Weather Service needs. He was born and raised here, and a 15-year-old junior at the Bridgehampton School when he started this job. And it was important he did that at that time because his family needed the extra money. The Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan's Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities is currently available wherever books are sold.

Hendrickson: Weatherman, gentleman farmer

schoolteacher 10 years his senior. It worked out. They stayed married for 43 years. And so they went through the rest of the Depression and the Second World War and right up to 1978, when she passed away. He remarried. He is married to his second wife today. And after a long, uninterrupted career as a full-time farmer and parttime weatherman, he still lives on the same farm

on Lumber Lane, where he was born. I met him at his house this past Monday. We went to his study where he sat at his desk, and had me sit in a chair. His mind is clear. He remembers the Depression well. “It was surely the greatest disaster ever,” he said. “Nobody was lending money. And if you owed money, you either paid what you owed or they repossessed what you were paying on.” I asked how people paid for things. “Everything was on a cash basis. I would buy feed and fertilizer and I’d grow corn and raise chickens. I kept my old farm trucks and I took things to market. And with that money, I’d pay my bills, or try to.” Turns out that living through a Depression in a community where you could grow vegetables, raise livestock and catch fish was not all that bad. “It was mostly farms out here then,” he said. “I can think of only one farmer that went broke during the Depression. Another one almost did. He was from Poland, settled here to potato farm, built a house, married and raised three boys and a girl. When the Depression hit, he was still paying off his house loan, trying to take care of his family and then with a little extra, pay the mortgage. And he got it down to just $35, or something. And then the lender just foreclosed. He said, ‘Get out.’ And I think some relatives saved the day by ponying up the rest. “Theft on the farms was a problem then. (continued on page 16)

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The writer/director team of Kieran and Michele Mulroney will start filming their new movie, Paper Man, in Montauk next week. Starring Jeff Daniels and featuring Lisa Kudrow and Ryan Reynolds, Paper Man will tell the story of a failing writer who forms an unlikely friendship with a Long Island teenager. * * * Samantha Perelman, daughter of Ron Perelman and the late Claudia Cohen, unveiled the sign on the new Ronald O. Perelman Claudia Cohen Center for Reproductive Medicine at Weill Cornell hospital. Cohen also has a building named after her at the University of Pennsylvania. Both buildings were donated by Ron, Cohenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s exhusband and best friend. * * * Lake Bell, Lydia Hearst and Dylan Lauren will be joining honorary chair Kate Lee Joel at the IAC Building for ASPCAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Young Friends Benefit on October 16. * * * Hamptonite Candace Bushnell, of Sex and the City fame, has signed a deal with HarperCollins to write a young adult novel about Carrie Bradshawâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s high-school years. Currently titled The Carrie Diaries, the book is slated for publication in Fall 2010. * * * Pharmaceutical distributor Stewart Rahr, whose business card is a $1 billion bill with the motto, â&#x20AC;&#x153;In Stewart We Trustâ&#x20AC;? above a picture of his $45 million Hamptons abode, has recently donated $25,000 to the North Shore Animal League. The gift was made on behalf of Beth Ostrosky, whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s running the New York City Marathon on November 2. Other generous Ostrosky supporters include Robin Quivers and Rob Burnett. * * * To initiate the Fall 2008 season at the Watermill Center, artist Jorinde Voigt, with composers Patric Catani and Chris Imler, will work on scores and notations that relate to our civilization and their environment. In part, the function of the scores is their translation purely into the imagination, but some are the pattern for real acoustic translations or for the constellation of a situation in space. The intention is to work out a combination of research, scores, notations and a concert. The Watermill Center will be hosting an artistsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; talk and reception on Friday, October 3 at 7 p.m., and an exhibition on Saturday, October 4 and Sunday, October, 5, from noon to 4 p.m. Visit for more information. * * * Amagansett celebrity lawyer Michael J. Griffith and Channel 4 movie critic Jeffrey Lyons are campaigning to get the late Gil (continued on page 35)

DAN'S PAPERS, October 3, 2008 Page 15

Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… The Outer Banks of North Carolina – 4-Day Tour – Mon.-Thurs., Oct. 13th-16th $599 pp./do. – The Outer Banks is a string of sandy barrier islands that bow out into the Atlantic Ocean and cup the shoreline. Prepare yourselves for a wonderful trip filled with a lot of sightseeing – see the many lighthouses, go to a wildlife refuge, take a ferry ride, visit quaint villages, the Wright Brothers National Memorial, an Elizabethan Garden and more. The Hamptons! – A Fully Guided 1-Day Tour – Thurs., Oct. 16th - $145 pp. from NYC and $99 pp. from Southampton – See the beautiful seascapes and diverse group of towns, each with its own flavor. Delight in the stunning landscape and some of the best beaches in the world while you get an insight into some of the rich history of this magnificent area of New York State. Attraction admissions/tours and dinner are included in this tour. West Point and Purple Heart Hall of Honor Tours and Champagne Brunch at the Hotel Thayer – Sun., Oct. 19th – $119 pp. This is a beautiful time to visit the Hudson River Valley. First, enjoy an all you can eat Champagne Brunch at Hotel Thayer, set on a hilltop overlooking the majestic Hudson River. Next you will have some free time at The West Point Military Academy Visitor’s Center before your tour of the Academy. Then travel a short distance for a special tour of the National Purple Heart Hall of Honor commemorating the extraordinary sacrifices of America’s servicemen and servicewomen who were killed or wounded in combat. FALL SPECIAL – Middlebury Inn, Vermont and the Simon Pearce Glass Blowers – 3-Day Tour Sun.-Tues., Oct. 19th-21st – $539 pp./do. – Vermont’s beauty and the Middlebury Inn’s warm hospitality make the right combination for this trip. You will visit museums, have many shopping opportunities, discover new things, sample some delicious ice cream, view magnificent scenery and be amazed by the Simon Pearce glass blowers and potters at work. You will also have the opportunity to eat at Simon Pearce Restaurant at the Mill. Christmas Tree Shop, Cracker Barrel, Yankee Candle and Julia’s Bakery - Sat,. Nov. 8th – $54 pp. – Cracker Barrel Old Country Store and Restaurant will be our first stop in Connecticut where you can have an early meal and do some shopping. Next, visit the Christmas Tree Shop for bargains galore! You can’t beat their variety of merchandise. Holiday shopping couldn’t be easier. Also at the Plaza: Yankee Candle and Julia’s Bakery! You won’t be disappointed! Please note: Brunch is on your own at Cracker Barrel and if you’d like some nourishment on your ride home, Julia’s Bakery makes wonderful sandwiches, so pick one up before you leave. AS SEEN ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA: The Red Lion Inn – Stockbridge, MA – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tues., Nov. 9th-11th - $389 pp./do. – Discover some of the wonders of the Berkshires and/or take the opportunity to visit and have a tour of Hancock Shaker Village, stroll through the village of Stockbridge, unwind at the Inn, and stop at the Norman Rockwell Museum. The Red Lion Inn is one of the few remaining American inns in continuous use since the 18th century and is a charter member of Historic Hotels of America. This tour is intended for your relaxation, so come unwind with us on this pleasurable excursion. Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas” The Musical - Wed. Nov. 19th and Wed., Dec. 17th $199 pp. and Wed., Dec. 17th – $208 pp – The classic holiday film comes to the Broadway stage. Described as “a new musical stage reinvention of the beloved classic film,” the musical tells the story of two showbiz buddies who put on a show in a picturesque Vermont inn, and find their perfect mates in the bargain. Many Irving Berlin classics are showcased in the new musical, including “Count Your Blessings Instead of Sheep,” “I Love a Piano,” “Sisters,” “How Deep is the Ocean” and the unforgettable title song, “White Christmas.”


The Culinary Institute of America – Italian Cuisine Lunch at the Ristorante Caterina de’ Medici and Brotherhood Winery Tasting and Tour – Thurs., Nov. 20th – $99 pp. - The Culinary Institute’s Italian restaurant is in a magnificent Tuscan Villa setting. You will have plenty of time on your own to browse the gift shops and/or grounds of the CIA, then you will travel to the Brotherhood Winery for a tour and tasting. This winery has been in continuous operation in the picturesque village of Washingtonville, NY. It is the oldest winery in the United States. You will have an opportunity to enjoy their gift shop, as well. Christmas at The Greenbrier® - 4-Day Tour – Sun.–Wed., Dec. 7th-10th - $979 pp./do. – West Virginia’s Greenbrier Resort, a National Historic Landmark in the Allegheny Mountains, is consistently ranked as one of the best resorts in the world. Experience its luxury, charm, elegance, history and tradition. The fireplaces are crackling and there are miles of garland and an abundance of poinsettias in their lobbies. Rejuvenate, rekindle and relax your winter blues away as you enjoy impeccable service. Call for the full itinerary, as this experience will last a lifetime. Radio City Music Hall – Christmas Spectacular – Dec., 9th $156 pp., Dec., 11th $156 pp., Dec.,16th $156 pp., Dec., 18th $166 pp. and Dec. 11th $140 pp. & 14th $159 pp. - Let the Rockettes take you on a thrilling ‘tour of Manhattan’ at the height of the holiday season. You will be thrilled whether or not you have ever seen this extravagant event. Hampton Jitney is pleased to escort you on this Christmas time adventure. Always exciting – always great! New York Philharmonic Presents - HOLIDAY BRASS at Avery Fisher Hall (3 p.m. performance) – Sun., Dec. 14th - $140 pp. – A New York tradition! The Philharmonic’s Principal Brass and the Canadian Brass present their annual Holiday classic, filled with wit, virtuosity, and the glorious music of the season. Comprising the principal brass players of the New York Philharmonic and the virtuosos of the Canadian Brass, you will surely be delighted. Lunch is included at Seppi’s restaurant. Vermont Christmas – 3-Day Tour – Tues.–Thurs., Dec. 16th-18th-$425 pp./do. – Relish the time before the start of your holidays in a relaxing atmosphere. Vermont is the perfect place to prepare for the holidays. Save your money for some very unique gifts as you will have ample shopping opportunities among the many wonderful activities. Our 3rd Annual excursion to “1964: The Tribute” at Carnegie Hall – Sat., Jan. 10th – $180 pp. – The finest Beatles tribute concert you’ll ever experience – The exceptional talent of these remarkable men will ensure a sensational concert experience. They are world renowned and dubbed “the best Beatles Tribute Show on earth” by Rolling Stone Magazine. Also on the line-up for the opening act is comedian and musician Gary Mule Deer who has performed on nearly every major concert stage in the U.S. plus numerous televisions shows like The Tonight Show and David Letterman. You will have Prime Orchestra seats for this performance.

Also Available: Bally’s Atlantic City Overnight – Sun.-Mon., 11/2-11/3 A Sports Fan’s 1-Day Tour – Sat., 11/15 Holiday Shopping Tour with Sarah Gardner– Fri., 11/21 Christmas In Victorian Cape May – 3-Day Tour – Mon.-Wed., 12/1–12/3 “Shrek” The Musical – Sat., 12/6 “The Nutcracker” Ballet – Sat. 12/20 “South Pacific” – Wed., 1/7 and Sat., 2/14 Turning Stone Resort & Casino Overnight – Sun.-Mon., 1/18-1/19

Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details.

To Book A Show Tour Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton Or dial extensions 328 and 329 to reach our Greenport office.


We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more.

Visit us online at

for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott.

Get the Best Price on Tickets with a Value Pack Ticket Book! Call, Stop in or Go Online to Purchase. • They never expire • Simple to purchase • Save time and money • Any rider can use - anytime

South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

Through our online website reservation and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for information & reservations. Make your travel reservations quickly and accurately, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Book.


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Farmers would leave out potato bags for the night in a farm field to take them to market in the morning, and they’d come back the next day and they’d be gone. I had chickens stolen. Corn. Heads of cabbages. People even swiped field corn, which you raise for the animals. If you’re hungry enough and you cook it enough, it’s mushy but edible.” I asked what happened with the summer people. There were many rich Wall Street industrialists who had big mansions out here, built before the crash. “Some of them, the very rich, still came out. I remember the Carly family — they owned the Teddy Bear business. There were the Quimbys, Pecks, Bradleys. They still came out for the summer. Some even sent their kids to our high school

rather than to a school in the city. But other millionaires went broke. They just abandoned their houses. One summer, my wife brought home this young girl from Norway who spoke very little English. She worked for a rich man, but he couldn’t pay her anymore. She was just wandering around. We gave her a bedroom for two years.” I asked about downtown Bridgehampton, and Hendrickson ticked off the different merchants that were on Main Street at that time. “There were two barber shops. There were two butcher shops, Schencks and Sayres. There was Ralston, there was the A & P, the newspaper store with the presses in the back, and there was the Candy Kitchen. There was the Bridgehampton National Bank where Starbucks is today, and there was a Chevrolet dealership,

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Tucker and Murray, in the building where Pulver is today.” “And all survived?” “Yup. One way or another they all got through.” “You said it was all pretty much cash. Was there barter?” “Oh, sure. There were people who paid their doctor bills with bushels of clams if they didn’t have any money. As I said, money was scarce. It was there, but scarce.” “And there were jobs?” “Some. But lots of people worked with their hands on their own. There were men who were masons, or carpenters, or plumbers or electricians. There was Grayson, who was a great cabinetmaker. There were people who went around trying to sell used cars. Cash. They’d come to the house. I bought a pretty new Ford Model A that way. $200, cash. There were even people who walked along down at the beach to see what washed up. And then there was Mr. Halsey. He worked for some big stationery company in New York and every day, even during the Depression, he’d get dressed in a suit and tie and take the train to New York. They gave him a gold watch when he retired. “As for us kids, we’d mow lawns or vaccinate chickens or grade eggs or pull weeds or if we had a father who had a farm as I did, just work for him. Lots of boys back then only went to school half-time. They’d work on the farm in the morning. Then go to school in the afternoon. It was not easy, I can tell you that. “And then there were the young fellows who had come out here to live in the CCC camp that was set up by the government on Scuttlehole Road. There were about 30 of them, men who came from all over the country, single men who couldn’t make it, married men who just couldn’t support their wives and children and had just walked out. They lived in these wood-and-tarpaper barracks buildings up there, and the government paid them a stipend for some job they were supposed to do. It wasn’t much. But they could get enough to eat and they had a place to stay. “Once, after church, I met one of them. He was being paid to pick gypsy moths off the trees in the woods. They’d think of everything to get us through. “Then, about 1936, FDR set up the Federal Land Bank and you could get loans again. Things got better after that. Pretty soon we were prospering again and there was credit available.” Richard Hendrickson walked me to the door. Outside were the aluminum weather masts the government had installed on his property. He would soon be going out there to make another reading. I thought, whatever comes, we’ll get through it. A bit easier with a government bailout up front, and a little harder with it being withheld for a while, as it was during the Hoover Administration until they finally threw that administration out in 1932 to get FDR in and finally set up some government work programs and projects. Then came the hurricane of ‘38 and World War II. But those are other stories. •

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Start Your Engines A Rainy Day at Bridgehampton Sports Car Road Rally & Tour By Dan Rattiner Once a year, on a crisp weekend in the autumn, the owners of many of those classic old convertible sports cars from half a century ago take them out and race them on the public streets of the Hamptons. This past Saturday and Sunday was that weekend. As I am sure you know, last Saturday and Sunday we were hit by a big rainstorm. On some roads there were flood conditions. On other roads the police blocked things off to clear fallen tree limbs. You might have thought these conditions would have resulted in the postponement of the event until another day. But then you don’t know

these people. They don’t believe in raindates. They are crazy. Just prior to the race, where the dozens and dozens of cars and their owners assembled on the lawn of the Bridgehampton Historical Society early Saturday morning, I met under an umbrella with Fred Gold, the owner of a white 1958 Porsche 356B, who had last been in one of these races, rallyes they are called actually, in Connecticut. “It was the Nutmeg,” he said, mentioning the name of it as if I should know it. “I haven’t been out to the Hamptons for 20 years. But I drove this baby 160 miles earlier today to get here.” He patted it.

Behind us, all decked out with pennants and balloons and signs announcing the occasion, was the Historical Museum and the other barns and buildings. Here on the lawn, all lined up, were the old cars — Jaguars, MGs, Austin Healeys, old Mercedes — almost all of which were convertibles. And in front of us, owners, admirers, drivers, photographers, spectators, navigators and officials, many in yellow rubber slickers, slogged around, talking about this and that. There were also dogs running here and there. Everyone was soaking wet. Everyone was very happy. Nothing was going to keep this crowd down. Behind us, inside a large white festival tent set (continued on next page)

GAS FINAGLING TO GET THAT VERY LAST DROP By Dan Rattiner A few months ago, an oil tanker in the Black Sea split a seam, sending thousands of gallons of oil spilling into the water and up onto the rocky shore of Port Kavkaz, Russia. Authorities said this accident was caused by the behavior of those billionaires in the oil tank business. The demand for oil is so high that there are not enough tankers around to cart it from place to place. And so, the oil tank owners were taking rusty, old, unsafe oil tankers out of storage and putting them into service. This was one of them, and of course it split a seam. What seemed more interesting to me about this event, however, was that the townspeople of

Kavkaz were soon seen down on the rocks with pails and sponges in a sort of frenzy to clean things up. It was not because of the environment. It was because of their pocketbooks. At $100 a barrel even a squeeze of the sponge into a pail was worth the effort. This was their lucky day. I was reminded of this event after a few others that I have seen recently. I witnessed a woman at the Water Mill Hess station at one gas pump getting into an argument with a man at another gas pump. Both of them were just finishing up filling their gas tanks. But then the woman did more. Removing the metal nozzle from the tank, she held it high over her head for a moment with one hand while whacking at the hose with the

other. Then, holding the hose up high, she put the nozzle back into the tank and got in a few extra drops. “You’re stealing gas,” the man said. “That’s supposed to be for the next person.” “No, it’s not. I paid for it. I get every drop.” “If I wasn’t late for where I was going, I’d tell the management about what you’re doing. And it’s dangerous waving hoses around like that. It could cause a fire.” Nothing more was said. The man left. The woman left. I just stood there, wondering if I should do the same. I decided against it. It was (continued on page 34)

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up behind the museum, there was coffee, fruit and bagels, several vendors with their wares spread out on tables, and the officials with lists, now checking everybody in as they arrived. After finishing my conversation with Gold, I walked into the tent, closed my umbrella, and talked for awhile with Kevin and Margaret Bodkin of Sag Harbor, who own a 1938 Cadillac Sedan. They were there without that car. It was out of commission for the month. At one end inside the tent, there was a microphone set up where speeches would soon be made. At the other end, there were 30 folding chairs set up in three rows, because just before the race would begin, a band — the Bridgehampton High School Band — would play “The Star Spangled Banner.” The band was not there yet. But out the tent flap, you could see them arriving, in uniform, scurrying through the mud and across wooden planking set down to an antique farm tool barn across the way, taking their instruments out of their cases there, and assembling them and tuning up. This was the sixteenth year they were having the rallye. It’s an event that celebrates a time, back in the late 1940s, when local men, returning home after the war with English and Italian sportscars from Europe, actually ran high speed races around all the streets in town until, finally, somebody got killed. On this day, at 9:15 under that tent, a few speeches were made to welcome everybody. It was announced that the race would begin absolutely on time, and there had indeed been some cancellations. (Boos and hisses from the

crowd.) But it was now 20 minutes until the cannon and 30 from the race. (Yes, there was a cannon on the front porch of the Historical Society building.) After getting some coffee, I walked around, both under the tent and out on the muddy lawn, to talk to some of the drivers and navigators. Some wore leather helmets on their heads with goggles you pull down. There were two guys in their early thirties wearing identical bright red racing car suits, the kind that are fireproof and you zip yourself into. Both were covered with patches — Mobil, Ford, Porsche, Austin-Healey, etc. Someone suggested I talk to them. “They have some story,” I was told. And so I went over. We were in the tent at this time. They were Richard Weintraub of Bridgehampton, the owner of a 1955 MG TF, and his navigator, Stephan Geller. During the week these young men both lived and worked in New York City, one as an attorney and the other as a partner in a diamond company on 48th Street. I soon found out why these guys were interesting. In the last five years, with the 30 or more cars entered, they had two wins, one second, one third and one fifth. They were the class of the field. “How do you keep winning?” I asked Weintraub. “We have a secret,” said Geller. “But we can’t tell you. If we tell you, we have to kill you. I can tell you it involves multiple stop watches” I asked them about their identical racing suits. “This is not hundred mile an hour plus racing,” I

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said. Weintraub told me they had ordered these NASA racing suits on the Internet from a clothing manufacturer in Texas. Then they had sewn on patches. That they were identical indicated they were on the same team. It was all for show. “Does your team have a name?” Weintraub zipped down his suit a bit and showed me the front of a t-shirt he was wearing under it. It had four big black dots in two rows of two on the front. “We’re the Two Colons,” Geller told me. “We both have stomach trouble.” I got it. I asked them how they had met. “We’ve known each other since birth,” Geller told me. “Our parents were best friends. And at four we were both at the Fleming School, then both at Riverdale through high school.” “Then what?” “I went off to the University of Michigan and he went to the University of Vermont. Now, we’re back in New York. And we’re best friends again.” Here is how this race works. The cars drive off at two-minute intervals. They drive along a prescribed route all through the Hamptons, mingling with the regular traffic, following the speed limits and traffic laws, and periodically stopping at certain timing stations so that race organizers could see how they were doing. The idea was, by using stopwatches, to pass each timing station at exactly the time prescribed for the race. If you were a minute late or less there was no penalty. If you were later than that, or early passing the timing station, there were points you would be penalized. The car, driver and navigator who could finish the race — it would take all day and these old cars are prone to breakdowns, particularly in foul weather — with the least number of points deducted would be the winner. Timing stations would be at the Bridgehampton Golf Course, Bridgehampton

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Two Icons The Lobster Inn and Amagansett Farmer’s Market are in Trouble By Dan Rattiner Two local institutions, the Lobster Inn and the Amagansett Farmers Market, are in danger of closing in the next year or two as a result of issues that are entirely out of their control. One of them, the Lobster Inn, may have to close because of changing traffic patterns. The Farmer’s Market may have to close because of just plain stupidity. The Farmers Market has, for the nearly 50 years it has been in existence, constantly been challenged by neighbors who just would rather not have all that activity going on there. The market is on Main Street, but it is at the far end. Until the market opened, down at that end there

were, for the most part, a bunch of private homes interspersed with farmland, the railroad station and the firehouse. The market today is arguably the most well known landmark in Amagansett. The Struk family opened it. They owned farmland and had a farmhouse on the highway. They built a small farmstand in front of the farm field alongside their house. And it has just sort of grown from there. In the early days, there were no zoning laws to regulate farmstands. The idea was you could put them out and then take them in at the end of the day, or if you wanted to leave them out, the end of the season.

The farmstand grew and grew. It was very popular. After awhile there were awnings overhead you could stand under. And after that, they put bricks in the ground so you wouldn’t get your feet all muddy. At one point, they attached the market to an outbuilding, which had plumbing in it, and so they were able to have a bathroom for the staff there. After that, they built washing facilities and put in some cooking equipment. There was zoning in the Town by then, but this was all considered outside of the zoning. It was just a very large farmstand. And they were fine any way you did them. When laws governing farmstands finally did (continued on next page)

HOW to IMPEACH a SUPERVISOR (CLUE: YOU CAN’T) By T.J. Clemente While disgruntled and dissatisfied voters in East Hampton are running around collecting over 1,200 signatures to attempt to force East Hampton Supervisor Ed McGintee to resign, the truth is that, other than sheer symbolism, the initiative of these individuals has no legal legitimacy in law for the ultimate removal of McGintee from office. There are no impeachment provisions in either East Hampton nor Southampton Town codes. There is no impeachment in town law. There is no recall in town law. In essence, there is no way to remove a Town Supervisor. A town of East Hampton official said that the

only way supervisors are removed or rewarded is via the ballot box every two years. However, it should be noted that, should a Town Board official such as a Supervisor be convicted of a felony under State of New York Law, he will be removed from office by State Authorities. More questions: What happens if a supervisor dies during the term? Resigns for health reasons? Is removed by the state for a felony? In East Hampton as well as Southampton, the Deputy Supervisor, who is in fact a Town Board member, takes over. At the moment in East Hampton, that is Pete Hammerle. However should that Town Board member die, resign for whatever reason or be removed by

the state for conviction of a felony, the board then has the authority and responsibility to vote on a new member for the balance of the term. In the case of supervisor, they do not vote on a replacement — thus they conduct business with only four members, until they add a fifth by election within the natural election cycle. Taking it a step further, should the whole board and clerk perish in a national or local catastrophe, the East Hampton Chief of Police takes over Town government. There is a whole host of authority changes under the Emergency Preparedness Plan that, once put (continued on page 38)

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come in, they seemed ridiculous. The farmstand had to be portable enough to be moved if the town said they didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want it there anymore. The stuff sold at a farmstand had to be from a farm directly behind it, or stuff related to the stuff being grown in the fields directly behind it in a proportion of 80% grown in the back and 20% accessories to the stuff being grown in the back. Because they didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want somebody just planting corn around a tree and saying it was a field, they made laws establishing a minimum size for the farm field, which was, I believe, six acres. The Amagansett Farmers Market easily passed that measure. Today, the farmstand measures 60 feet across the front, and is about 20 feet from front to back. They still close it up in the autumn, when

the weather gets too cold, not only because the crops are no longer being harvested, but because the place is not heated. Indeed, to close it at the end of the season, they have to board parts of it up. Those parts are just open to the world when the place is in business. I recall a wonderful battle the Struks had about 10 years ago involving cafĂŠ tables with umbrellas in front of the market. The town said no, you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have them. Now youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a restaurant. And so the Struks took them away, but then soon discovered that a one acre pasture by a brook in front of a cornfield along the side would be just as nice a place to sit in. And so they set up plastic chairs and tables and such during the day and then just brought them in every night. No law against that. They still do







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that. Everybody loves the Farmers Market. And now in a complicated transaction, the Struks sold it to a local resident named Margaret De Cuevas, who sold it to the Town, which sold it to the Nature Conservancy, which, this summer, signed a three-year lease with Eli Zabar, the New York City high-end country market tycoon (Zabars, Eliâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s) to run it. He has reopened it to run it just about the same way that the Struks always did. But now neighbors have created a new group that intends to file a lawsuit claiming that the Farmers Market is now a building. As a building, it would have lots and lots of discrepancies and violations from what current law would allow. For example, you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t put brickwork down inside a farmstand without a permit. You used to be able to do this. Now, no. Or to make a pun, it may be true that it is neither fish nor fowl, but it needs to be something more than a red herring. The stupid part of all of this is that when the Town of East Hampton went to look to find the file about the Amagansett Farmers Market, they couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t find it. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nothing. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no C.O. for this building (building?). Maybe itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s because it isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a building. Anyway, trouble lies ahead for the Amagansett Farmers Market. As far as the Lobster Inn is concerned, the trouble is traffic. Too much of it. And because of some rejiggering of the highways, too little of it that wants to get to the Lobster Inn. The Lobster Inn has been run by the Tollifson family since around 1960. It sits on the north side of the very eastern end of Sunrise Highway, at the very entrance to the Hamptons, down North Road to a small lane that goes a hundred yards to a waterfront upon which it sits. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a fine wooden restaurant, right on an inlet of Peconic Bay. It has docks where boats can come in, an ice house, a lobster house, a dining room and kitchen. You canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get much fresher lobster than this, and you can see why as soon as you walk in. There they are, live. Two years ago, however, the State came in and barricaded the eastbound terminus of North Road, making it impossible for those leaving the restaurant to go east back out onto the highway. If you come to eat at this restaurant from the east, and people do, you can still get there, using the open westbound lane, but when it comes time to go back, you have to travel about a half mile west to find a way to get over the highway to get back on it to head back home. Enthusiasts for this wonderful restaurant know itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a bother and do that anyway, but others, after learning of the closure, decide that it isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t worth the effort. They eat elsewhere. As it is turning out, the State is planning more changes for that particular location, but none of the changes will help improve the situation for the restaurant. Business, according to the Tollifsons, was off 20% last year, and it is off further this year. Now the restaurant has decided to just be open weekends through the winter until next spring. This is the first time in its history it has done that. And the Tollifsons have put the property up for sale. â&#x20AC;˘

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Voting for the Best On the Edge: Thousands of Entries, from Palin to Homecooking By Victoria L. Cooper It’s voting season all over the country. Here on the East End, however, voting started a little bit early with Dan’s Papers’ “Best of the Best 2008.” This coveted contest has been going on for eight years and has become a hotbed of both competition and pride among business owners in the Hamptons. Unlike the current presidential election qualms, the fact that Hamptonites can see Rhode Island, Connecticut, Bermuda and even Africa from the top of the Montauk Lighthouse on clear days has not swayed any leanings. Voting for the Best of the Best is almost a birthright for East End consumers. Taking

place in the shadow of the busy summer season, this title offers a prestigious recognition for local companies and year-round leaders that bring us great food, service and shopping. Ranging from best acupuncturist to best crab cakes, and including best fried chicken, radio personality, interior designer and more, there’s really something for everybody who contributes toward making the Twin Forks one of the most desired places in the country to live. With unstable fiscal times, failing banks and a possible $700 billion bailout by the U. S. government, the camaraderie engendered by Best of the Best binds our community together, and Dan’s Papers is the only publication to offer it.

The voting polls opened on three weeks ago and with over 10,000 votes in the three areas — Best of the Best North Fork, Best of the Best Montauk, and (general) Best of the Best — it’s been the best turnout ever. What’s most efficient about this voting process is that it’s beyond democratic — it’s super-sized. Imagine being able to write-in Congress, the Senate and the president without the presence of lobbyists, negative and false campaign ads about sex education and failed rhetoric concerning, “Oh, I’m sorry, what is the Bush Doctrine?” Without any of this regulation to slow down (continued on page 30)

ERUV: SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE ISSUE? By Ian Stark While the dispute of the construction of an eruv in Westhampton Beach — a story that has made both national and international news — continues to swell, a group of Jewish residents led a meeting on the morning of September 7 to discuss the issue. That group calls itself Jewish People Opposed to the Eruv (JPOE). And, on September 17, another group, called the Alliance for the Separation of Church and State in the Greater Westhampton Area, filed an opinion to the Village, itemizing reasons why the eruv is unconstitutional. The letter described the construction of the eruv using phrases like “not con-

stitutionally mandated,” “constitutionally impermissible,” and a violation of the constitution. Area residents at this point understand what an eruv is — a boundary that allows the Orthodox members of the synagogue to observe traditional Shabbat rules while condoning such otherwise forbidden actions as carrying of children and belongings across a property line during Shabbat. An eruv involves a mostly unremarkable demarcation that signifies its presence to Jews who need to use it. Before an eruv can be constructed, however, it needs approval by the village board. And since its planning stages, there has been controversy and reportedly vio-

lent, anti-Semitic demonstration. The Hampton Synagogue’s Rabbi Marc Schneier, who leads the eruv proposal, has reported to have dealt with both threatening emails and, as many in the community have agreed to have witnessed, overtly anti-Semitic comments and behavior at town meetings concerning the eruv. But “favorable” is the term used by Rabbi Schneier when asked how things were proceeding. “The plans are definitely moving forward — we’re examining options and I am confident we will see one.” The rabbi also pointed out there are “about 30” eruvs on Long Island (continued on next page)

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already, “with hundreds, perhaps thousands across the United States. Any community with an orthodox congregation has one — Great Neck, Roslyn, Commack — the fact we don’t have one is unusual.” This comment was made in reference to opponents who have suggested that the boundary would bring so many Orthodox to Westhampton Beach that stores would be forced to close down during the Sabbath, something that reportedly occurs in Lawrence (in Nassau County). However, stores in towns like Commack and Great Neck are visibly open during Sabbath hours, and as for Westhampton Beach, Rabbi Schneier pointed out that, “The only store in [WHB] that’s kosher is the bakery, and that’s open on Saturdays.” Schneier said that he has the support of local

priests, reverends, more reformed rabbis in the area, and most town residents. “The overwhelming majority are fair-minded and have been supportive,” he said, adding that negative reactions came from “the few bad voices that have made a lot of noise.” Schneier was contacted by a “chairperson” of JPOE, but he says he still doesn’t know their plan or platform. He offered that the JPOE is, “[Jewish] people who have been traumatized and frightened by the anti-Semitism expressed…these frightened individuals do not represent the village.” But JPOE Chairman Arnold Sheiffer has since made himself known to others with a published piece in the September 5 edition of The Jewish World, which printed an editorial from Sheiffer. He described JPOE as “an organization of proud,

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committed and demonstrated {sic} women and men of the Jewish faith who are homeowners or reside in Westhampton Beach and its environs and are opposed to an eruv being established in their Village.” The piece went on to say, “The overwhelming sentiment of both Jewish and non-Jewish people is [of] strong opposition to the establishment of the eruv that is being sought by one small but very vocal and connected group.” He continued with an unsubstantiated claim that “the sentiment of opposition runs as high as 85 percent of the residents in this Village.” Sheiffer then referred to the infamous town meeting that on August 13, where arguments between residents, town leaders and synagogue staffers became so heated that several attendees left in anger, calling that event “a manipulated media circus.” He concluded by inviting anyone who shares their “common goals” to a meeting September 7 at Star Boggs restaurant in WHB. That meeting turned controversial — and this time with the media present — when Alan Schechter, a representative of the Westhampton Beach Eruv Association tried to speak, but was drowned out by audience members who felt that only those opposed to the eruv could speak. Witnesses heard an unidentified man yell, “Hang him on a telephone pole!” Sheiffer soon told Schecter he wasn’t allowed to comment at this assembly, and he soon left — only to encounter more arguments outside. This time, Schecter was confronted directly by anti-eruv meeting attendees including a man who claimed to have received an anonymous threatening letter that said things such as: “You are entitled to your feelings on this issue but if I come home and find one more piece of your racist material on my door or in my mailbox, I will come to your house, knopck {sic} down your door and shove it down your wrinkled throat,” and ending with “...stay off my property or you will be punched so hard, your biggest problem won’t be an eruv, but how to eat with out{sic} teeth.” (The matter was reported to the Westhampton Beach Village Police.) Since that gathering, WHB Village hired attorney Maureen Liccione of Jaspan Schlesinger Hoffman LLP of Garden City to examine the constitutional issues pertaining to the eruv. Meanwhile, the Alliance for the Separation of Church and State for the Greater Westhampton Area — brought aboard Professor Marci A. Hamilton, who holds the Paul R. Verkuil Chair in Public Law at the Cardozo School of Law in New York City, who submitted the letter mentioned earlier to the village. (Liccione explained she and her firm are “conducting legal research and surveying the case law as to the constitutional issues involved.”) And the JPOE has continued to spread the word — most recently in 1/4-page ads in a local East End paper. The first ad, which appeared September 3, announced the group, its mission statement and the open meeting on September 7. The second ad, which appeared two weeks later, thanked all who attended the first meeting, and announced a second meeting, to be held October 12 at Starr Boggs in Westhampton Beach. In all, the situation raises the likelihood that this story is yet to reach its peak, and more controversy awaits.

Susan Galardi

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Cross Walks Pedestrians/Drivers Confused at Unfriendly Spots in Towns By T.J. Clemente With the Hamptons International Film Festival starting October 15 and bringing with it large numbers of visitors, traffic safety concerning both pedestrians and vehicles is again a concern for local town and village police forces. Visitors coming not for the beaches but for movie venues within the towns present a whole new host of safety problems. With movie-goers in a rush to queue up for films, there is an increased chance for some dicey if not dangerous situations on the streets where we live. An East Hampton Village policeman said, for example, that too many “city-oriented” people run across to Starbucks in East Hampton in a hurry to warm up during the festival. Also, out-of-towners tend to scramble for parking without realizing that pedestrians

have the right-of-way. Last year a village official said there were one or two unfortunate situations where cars struck pedestrians. Village of East Hampton Administrator Larry Cantwell stressed to pedestrians visiting to be aware that even when they enter the crosswalks they are in a danger zone with four lanes of traffic. He stressed that drivers must yield to the pedestrians in the crosswalks. Concerning the three crosswalks Cantwell stated that the village is in the process of trying to acquire new high-tech warning lights that are actually in the pavement along the crosswalk, that will flash automatically when someone enters the crosswalk. The village is also installing higher laminating lights to cover both sides of the three crosswalks on Main Street. The festival’s traffic concerns compound an

ever-growing local problem of pedestrian safety. In East Hampton, the “five corners” intersection of Route 114, Buell and Toilsome Lanes has been causing drivers grief for some time. In a recent survey, a traffic consultant brought in by the village recommended a traffic circle to reduce the danger of the many blind spots there. Drew Bennett reportedly recommended that if you could somehow create a traffic circle there, “It would slow traffic down and provide good traffic circulation.” Since Route 114 is in fact a New York State road, it would be up to the state to survey the problem and take ultimate action. In 2005, the State of New York Department of Transportation concluded such a study by taking actions and creating the present situation, which many locals believe made the (continued on next page 30)

DECODING THE ENERGY CODES By T.J. Clemente When Supervisor Linda Kabot reportedly proclaimed, “The eyes of the world are on Southampton” concerning the bold enactment of what the Southampton Town Board calls the “Green Code,” the town was stepping forward into a brave new world. With a vote of 5-0 the town board enacted a series of requirements for new construction starting on October 1, 2008, and to go into full effect by January 2009. The move was made to reduce Southampton’s energy footprint. One

East Hampton town official said, “Southampton is attempting to solve the world’s energy problem by starting on the town level.” With outdoor swimming pools now required to be primarily solar-heated (although both fossil fuel and electric back-up systems are allowed), cost for these luxuries will go up, especially because most pools now will have two heating systems. Homes with outdoor swimming pools on properties smaller than half an acre are exempt from the law, as are indoor pools. (Perhaps this part of the code

should have been called “aqua-green codes.”) On the actual energy systems and electrical appliances throughout the home, new projects are to comply with a town Home Energy Rating System (HERS) level. This is a system to measure how green a home’s energy needs are. The larger the house the higher the HERS level, meaning homes over 3,500 square feet will be more expensive due to stricter energysaving requirements for the whole structure. It is believed that 14 states have HERS pro(continued on page 38)

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Neighbor: By Anne Riley You don’t have to be a Hawaiian shirt-wearing, flip-flops-sporting Parrothead to appreciate Jimmy Buffett. In fact, you can just be you, in jeans and a t-shirt or however you’re most comfortable, hanging at home with Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes playing and margarita in hand. Because that’s how Jimmy Buffett rolls. Of course, if you’re just you while listening to some of Buffett’s greatest hits on Radio Margaritaville on Sirius Satellite Radio and drinking a margarita made in your very own $400 Fiji Margaritaville Frozen Concoction Maker, even better. Because that’s also how Jimmy Buffett rolls. Buffett, who owns a home in North Haven and is often seen surfing at Ditch Plains in Montauk, has enjoyed enormous success as a singer, songwriter, author and businessman while bringing a low-key, laidback lifestyle to the masses. His triumphs include more than 30 albums, a Country Music Association award, four bestselling novels, stakes in the Margaritaville Café and Cheeseburger in Paradise restaurant chains, a large line of Margaritaville products and more. His ventures earn $100 million annually — not bad for a guy who, by the looks and sounds of it, would always rather be dozing in the sand under a palm tree. Born December 25, 1946 to James Delaney and Mary Lorraine Buffett in Pascagoula, Mississippi, Buffett grew up in Mobile, Alabama. He graduated from McGill Institute for Boys (now McGill-Toole Catholic High School) in 1964, and later studied at Auburn University and The University of Southern Mississippi, where he received a bachelor’s degree in history in 1969. From there he moved to Nashville, where he worked as a correspondent for Billboard magazine. It was in Nashville that Buffett’s music career began to take shape. He recorded his first album, Down to Earth, in 1970, and soon could be found performing for tips in public places. After a trip to Key West with country singer Jerry Jeff Walker, Buffett relocated there, and started combining country, folk and pop music with coastal and tropical themes, creating what is sometimes called a “gulf and western” sound. It was in Key West that Buffett’s easygoing reputation began to develop. More albums followed, including A White

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top of the country charts and earned the 2003 Country Music Association Award for Vocal Event of the Year — Buffett’s first award in his 30-year music career. Riding this wave, License to Chill, released the following year, sold 238,600 copies in its first week and sent Buffett to the top of the pop charts — another career first. As of late last year, eight of Buffett’s albums had gone gold, and nine had gone platinum or multi-platinum. Parrotheads can enjoy a variety of Buffett sounds on Radio Margaritaville, which broadcasts from the Margaritaville restaurant at Universal CityWalk in Orlando, is streamed online and can be heard on channel 31 on Sirius Satellite Radio. And Buffett still tours every year with the Coral Reefer Band; tickets for these shows are often gone minutes after going on sale. For those who want to linger in paradise a little longer than a regular song, album or concert allows, Buffett has written several books, four of which have been bestsellers. Tales from Margaritaville (1989), a collection of short stories and personal anecdotes, spent seven months on The New York Times bestseller list. His memoir, A Pirate Looks at Fifty (1998), spent five weeks on The New York Times bestseller list, reaching number one in the second week. These were followed by A Salty Piece of Land (2004) and Swine Not? (2008). Outside the literary world, the Buffett brand continues to expand. In 2006, Buffett teamed with Anheuser-Busch brewing company to produce his own beer under the Margaritaville Brewing label, Land Shark Lager. In June 2007, Buffett and Harrah’s Entertainment announced plans to build the Margaritaville Casino and Resort in Biloxi, Mississippi; upon its completion in 2010, the resort will feature 798 rooms, a full-service spa and a pool with cabanas. And in May of this year it was announced that a second Margaritaville Casino will replace the Trump Marina Hotel Casino in Atlantic City. But if you can’t make it to Biloxi or Atlantic City (or to any of the dozens of Margaritaville Café and Cheeseburger in Paradise restaurants across the country), don’t fret — the master of paradise has ensured that you can always enjoy Margaritaville right in your own home. Just pour some Margaritaville Tequila in your Margaritaville Frozen Concoction Maker, grill some Margaritaville shrimp, kick off your Margaritaville sandals…and savor the good life.

His ventures earn $100 million annually — not bad for a guy who, by the looks and sounds of it, would always rather be dozing under a palm tree. Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean (1973), A1A (1974), Havana Daydreamin’ (1976) and Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes (1977), which featured the “Margaritaville” breakout hit. The ‘80s brought several more albums, as well as Buffett’s initial forays into merchandising, including the first Margaritaville restaurants, which he opened in Key West in 1985. While never venturing far from the spotlight through the ‘90s, Buffett enjoyed a surge in success in 2003, when he partnered with country musician Alan Jackson for “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere.” The duet went to the

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Twentysomethingâ&#x20AC;ŚBy David Lion Rattiner Main Beach The Musical A lot of people have been asking me lately how I got Main Beach The Musical, a play that I wrote, to go up on stage at a historic theater in Manhattan. Here is how I did it. About two years ago, I got an idea that somebody should write a musical about lifeguards. I floated the idea around to a few theater friends who all thought that writing a musical and actually getting it to go anywhere was impossible. I agreed. Then I read The Four Hour Work Week, a book by former Springs local Tim Ferriss, and I became inspired to do something outside of work. So I got to writing a musical called Main Beach The Musical, about a boy who dreams of becoming a lifeguard at East Hamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Main Beach. I wrote the play and lyrics to the music, which I just sang in my head. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not a musician, however, and I needed a composer, and thanks to a tip from Jayne Freedman of Jayneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Family Cuts in East Hampton, I was introduced to Carolyn Feldschuh, who agreed to read the script and then agreed to write the music. After about six months, I had a script and a CD to show local theater groups, and then proceeded to beg them to produce my show. One group, The Springs Community Theater, went nuts for the show and started to produce it. A date was set last

August for the theater at East Hampton High School, but as we went into production, one by one, actors and actresses dropped out of the play because they had a conflict with going back to college. We all agreed that we would wait and the show would go up with the Springs Community Theater next March, when more actors would be available.




I was so down about this after feeling so unbelievably close to having a staged production. I also felt a blow to my credibility after telling so many people about the August date. On a fluke I ran into Joey Brondo after seeing him at the Naked Stage with Josh Perl and Josh Gladstone, where I read a part in a play called Fit To Be Tied, which was produced by Patrick Christiano. Joey and I went to high school together and he told me about how he was a SAG actor and about how much fun he was having with theater. I asked him if he had any idea how to arrange a staged reading in the city. He answered with an enthusiastic â&#x20AC;&#x153;Definitely.â&#x20AC;? I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do anything about it because I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to spend the money or get involved with another production. About a week later, I saw Stuart Lane, the legendary Broadway producer of countless productions, at my dadâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wedding reception. He told me that if I had a reading he would try and make it. Within about 24 hours I had hired Joey to produce a reading in Manhattan, and he organized a staged reading at the Producerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Club on 44th Street in Manhattan for Main Beach The Musical on October 22 at 6:30 p.m. You should go if you have the time, and can RSVP to Joey at, since it is just a 90-seat theater and many of the seats are already spoken for.

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Here’s the Rave Review in the Westhampton, Hampton Bays, Southampton, Bridgehampton, East Hampton, and Amagansett," he doesn't get stuck in a single all-Range-Rover traffic jam or spot one herd of Calypso-clad weekenders grazing at overpriced By LIESL SCHILLINGER brunch cafes. Each town he passPublished: June 29, 2008 es is "quiet as a mouse," all the N.Y . Sunday Times, Style Section stores closed. IN THE HAMPTONS My Fifty Years with Farmers, Fishermen, Artist, Billionaires, and Celebrities. By Dan Rattiner. 368 pp. Harmony. $24.95.



AN RATTINER loves to invent preposterous tales. In Dan's Papers, the free newspaper he founded in Montauk in 1960, he occasionally runs a bogus story to see if anyone notices. In 1966, he reported on a sea serpent sighting in Bridgehampton (WCBS fell for it and sent out a helicopter). And in 1991, he made up a festival called Flight to Portugal, in which contestants raced cars off a cliff into the ocean by the Montauk Point Lighthouse: "The one who gets the farthest toward Portugal wins." But nothing he's ever written seems more far-fetched than one scene he describes in his memoir, "In the Hamptons." Driving on a sunny June weekend through the "sleepy little villages of

This neutron-bomb tableau is not one of his hoaxes: it is 1956, on the day the author, then 16, first set foot in Montauk, before the philistines approached the hedgerow, before the Hamptons were "The Hamptons." Mr. Rattiner pays tribute to the local figures, famous and obscure, who have weaved them-

selves into his personal mythology over the last 50 years. Each portrait is written in unassuming language, with emotional punch, telling detail and impressive recall. There's the flawless young heiress who captivated Mr. Rattiner at 20, tearfully inviting him to a midnight tryst on the beach after her parents made her cancel a date (German shepherds barred the way to the mansion). There's the artist Willem de Kooning, in his cups and off his chair at a restaurant, ranting in slurred words, "I'm the greatest living painter in the world." (Mr. Rattiner helped drag him away from public scrutiny and into the back seat of his car). Less glamorous but no less compelling are the middle-aged hoteliers Esther and Sarah, who basked daily on aluminum lawn chairs in front of their Memory Motel, "tanned, heavily oiled," and wearing "nearly identical jaguar bikinis"; and the smooth, good-natured Bing Crosby lookalike, Frank Tuma Jr., vice president of the Montauk Improvement Company, who let Dan's Papers occupy the mezzanine of his building for free. Mr. Rattiner is a great appreciator of other people. To find as many memorable New York characters gathered between two covers, you'd have to look back to Joseph Mitchell's "Up in the Old Hotel."

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forms during the summer to get straphangers securely on the trains are planning a boxing tournament. Their pusher days are at an end until next year, of course, but apparently they have not taken off their headgear, chest pads and boxing gloves just yet. Preliminary bouts will take place in a ring set up in the cafeteria of our Hampton Bays headquarters in the evenings during the next six weeks. Locations for the championship bouts have not yet been set.







PUSHERS TO BOX As you may have heard, the 22 young people hired as â&#x20AC;&#x153;pushersâ&#x20AC;? on the subway plat-


DOWN IN THE TUBE Dina Merrill and Ted Hartley were seen at the East Hampton platform, headed for the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center to take in the performance of K.D. Lang scheduled for Saturday. Nicole Miller and Isaac Mizrahi were in deep discussion on the Southampton E train local between East Hampton and Bridgehampton, according to our spotters. Katie Lee Joel was doing pietastings for her friends on the Sag Harbor platform, with permission from the subway commissioner, of course.


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for the honor of winning the golden wreath and silver cup, the first prize for this competition. For the occasion, temporary wooden stands will be set up on each of our 15 platforms. Flags and pennants will be festooned everywhere, and, to be fair, each of these 12 motormen will drive trains exactly six cars long. The double track, which allows trains going both ways to pass, will now run only one way (counterclockwise) for this entire two-hour event. Watch the trains come roaring through the stations with their horns blaring. Watch one try to pass another on the inside or outside. Cheer on your favorites. The starting cannon will be fired at 3 a.m., one hour after the subway system closes for the night. And the event will conclude with an awards ceremony at 5:30 a.m., a half-hour before the subway trains begin their routes for the new day, giving you plenty of time to walk home and sober up during the soft light of early morning. See you there! (continued on page 35)

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the gears, all that’s left is the honest voice of the people. And Best of the Best voters cast their thoughts freely. There’s a happiness that surrounds the Best of the Best and it’s obvious when you walk through any Hampton village, as many winners post their framed certificates in window displays or right over the register to reassure consumers that their product or service is going to meet expectations. Before looking at the winners list, here are some votes that provide a peek into what people are really thinking. Best Phone. When I first saw this category I thought about the rivalry between BlackBerry users and iPhone junkies. Who would win? Or perhaps if we allowed text-in votes, the pretentious National Texting Championship weapon, LG, would win by a landslide. But people voted for their personal, home phone numbers just because the number combinations are cool and easy to remember. We know who you are. Best Gas Company. Greatest response was, “No such thing.” Best General Store. One voter from Westhampton Beach responded, “We don’t have one! Help!” A Rite Aid is nothing in com-

parison to the Whalebone Store. Best French Fries. A very popular category. With hundreds of votes it’s safe to say that you can get French fries almost anywhere in the Hamptons, from salty-fries giants McDonald’s and Burger King to Bobby Van’s steak fries and frise, it’s practically FriesHampton. Best Italian Food. Many votes but like true lasagna lovers, a few remarked, “Besides my house, none.” Best Late-Night Food. Apparently, I wasn’t the only one confused here. There are only two places I know that are open late, late: Hess and Salivars. No wonder people questioned, “There’s late-night food in the Hamptons???” Best Liquor Store. “Any.” Enough said. Best New Restaurant. One person voted “None of them.” Obviously he hasn’t tried Indian Wells Tavern. Best Electrician. “None.” Best Dog Groomer. “Sarah Palin.” Maybe next year she’ll win Best Elk Groomer. Look for a big picture next week of 2008’s Best of the Best winners and their plaques in front of Dan’s Papers. Thanks for voting! Something edgy you want to talk about? Email

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intersection even more dangerous. A town official said, “No doubt it was better the way it was; now there are weird angles.” At a recent East Hampton Village Board meeting, the board expressed its concern over the speed at which many cars zip down Route 114. Bennett reportedly stressed that issue in his report. Other concerns are whether fire trucks would be able to navigate a traffic circle safely. without jumping curbs. However, it seems no one at the meeting was particularly happy with the 2005 State action. Cantwell said the village “is working on getting the roundabout,” and admitted the intersection of Routes 114 and 27 (near the Library) will have to be re-examined because of the huge summer traffic there, but that there currently are no plans in the works. Another spot where there are safety issues is where the East Hampton Post Office and Route 27 come together. Pedestrians who park on the north side of 27 to go to the post office or CVS have to cross a busy state road with no crosswalks. Another problem in that same area is that sidewalks heading west on the north side Route 27, past the windmill and toward the village, do not offer crossing options where lanes merge and Pantigo Road becomes Main Street. With two lanes becoming one and people rushing in and out of town, there is concern. A police officer said, “The pedestrians are required to walk to the traffic light at Egypt Lane to cross, which, obviously, not enough people do.” Sag Harbor Mayor Greg Ferraris does not believe actions need to be taken in Sag Harbor, at the complex intersection of Main and Bay Streets at Long Wharf, where many motorists play chicken as they approach from a half dozen possible points of entry. “In my opinion, and many others’, one of the main factors that drives the village of Sag Harbor’s popularity is that it is pedestrianfriendly,” he said. Concerning traffic in and around Main Street, and the idea of traffic circles, the mayor added, “The implementation of a traffic circle or roundabout at the north end of Main Street would potentially increase traffic flow, but at the same time divide the vibrant Main Street from the crown jewel of the waterfront. There is a certain synergy that is created amongst a pedestrian Main Street that would be lost with a constant flow of traffic.” Then what to do for safety? “There is no better traffic-calming device than a strategically located stop sign, which has significantly reduced accidents while making Long Wharf more appealing to pedestrians.” To the idea that many feel stop signs clog up traffic, the mayor responded, “I have been told that these stop signs have dramatically increased traffic jams along the Route 114 corridor, which has angered some weekend commuters. My response has been and will always be, ‘Don’t come this way.’” So as the film festival draws near, and it gets darker earlier, a heads-up is recommended to both drivers and pedestrians alike. Although the East Hampton police officer recalls no fatalities, he has unofficially seen “a lot of close calls.”

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Art Commentary

by Marion Wolberg Weiss

“East End Abstractions” at Spanierman Gallery, Setha Low & Susan Rockford at Walk Tall “Elemental Series”) that capture the sense of the primitive past. Another work, “Primitif,” uses gauze on linen in a refreshing way, giving depth and substance to human existence. Ceramics by Setha Low seem to fit right in with Rockford’s paintings although their meanings may be different. Low’s torsos are arresting because of opposition: the beautifully curved forms and the nails or braids which restrict them. The political statement is obvious but well-executed and one that can’t be repeated too many times. What’s especially intriguing is the signification of the female

torso. For example, Kathleen Bifulco’s torsos are playful, perhaps used to draw attention to the corset and its connotations. Perhaps other artists find that part of the female body the most sensual. In Low’s case, the torso is the most vulnerable. “East End Abstractions” will be on view at Spainierman Gallery until Oct. 27. Ms, Low’s and Ms. Rockford’s works will be at Walk Talk Gallery until Oct. 6. Correction: In last week’s Art Commentary, the work shown was erroneously attributed to Lee Krasner.

Photo by M.W. Weiss

While curator Arlene Bujese has characterized Spanierman’s current show as going in “six directons,” this critic would like to suggest that is only partly true. Frankly, there appears to be a similarity in each of the artist’s work, much to the credit of both the works’ creators and the curator. Such a commonality has to do with primitive sources and a feeling of archetypal images. It’s a subtle pattern, to be sure, but then again, all good art should be subtle. For example, Carol Hunt’s large canvases sweep and flow, their movements carrying us to distant worlds, putting us in the center of

Work by Josh Dayton

great vistas of the past when life was just beginning. Josh Dayton continues his recurring structures of forms that recall ancient bones: forming, breathing, disintegrating and dying — to be reconstituted once again. His vibrant blues and oranges present a different spectrum, however, from previous works. It’s a sign that life outweighs death. In “Poja,” by Darlene Charneco juxtaposes the primitive surfaces of the earth with modern technology featuring metal (nails) to make a social statement. At first, Jonathan Thomas’ sculptures strictly derive from ancient Celtic stones, yet their ropes and wood also contribute a contemporary vs. archaic juxtaposition. Pieces by Fulvio Massi combine drawing material like ink and pastel with acrylic to create fascinating images of the old and new. One such image recalls looking down into an ancient chasm to discover the mystery of the universe. Finally, there are sculptures by Hans Van De Bovenkamp whose work resembles archetypal structures like ancient portals (“Sag Portal #6”) or a temple from a long time ago. De Bovenkamp’s varied compositions, from vertical to horizontal shapes, give credence to his enduring forms and to his counterbalancing of vulnerability and strength. Regardless of similar thematic considerations, each artist uses diverse materials and methods, a particularly strong aspect of the exhibit. The present show at East Hampton’s Walk Tall Gallery shares some elements with the Spanierman exhibit. Consider Susan Rockford’s paintings (appropriately named 1147831

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Honoring the Artist: Jack Wilentz While this week’s cover artist, Jack Wilentz, spent many years as a stock broker, his passion for art is a guiding force in his life. We find it fascinating that perhaps his artistic penchant for the outdoors and local scenes may be the result of having spent 43 years on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange. Q: This week’s cover features the Amagansett Farmers Market. Where else are your favorite places to paint and place your works? A: I’ve done paintings for every store owned by the Zabar Family in New York, including the well-known Zabar’s on Broadway and The Vinegar Factory. In fact, Eli Zabar gave me an art show a few years ago. Q: I know that you have training as a stock broker, but how about as an artist? A: I have an M.B.A. from Columbia, but I am self-taught as an artist. However, my wife is a graduate of Parsons School of Design. Q: How did you first get into the stock market? A: My grandfather was in the profession and would take me to his brokerage firm when I was very young. I remember writing stock information on the blackboard when it came in on the tickertaper. Now, of course, it’s all automatic. I respect technology, but I still use a typewriter to type letters. Q: You come from a distinguished family, don’t you? A: My father was a doctor and a national authority on lead poisoning. My uncle was a prosecutor for the New Jersey Attorney General in the Lindbergh case. Q: Although you’re retired, you lead a full life. Besides painting, what keeps you busy? A: I play the piano. By ear. In fact, I play at a coffee shop in New York every Tuesday at 6 p.m. It’s called Beanocchio’s. I have a list of about 100 show tunes I play, and I can play classical music, too. I also play golf and try my best to beat the younger players.

Q: Let’s get back to the stock exchange. I bet it was stressful. A: Yes. I was an independent broker on the floor It was chaotic, lots of anxiety. Lots of screaming and yelling. Q: What were some disadvantages of being on the floor? A: You had to make sure there was a buyer and a seller in the transaction. You can’t sell to a seller. Another disadvantage is all the orders are thrown at a broker at once. You have only three minutes to do the exchange. Q: I guess you painted in order to relax from all of this. You love to do local scenes all over the world, right? A: Yes. I’ve done prints of restaurants in Paris,

for example, and they hang them up in their restaurant. I’ve done paintings from photographs of of the Greek Islands and Italy. Q: You said you were self-taught as an artist. But you must have had encouragement along the way. A: I remember I was home from school one day and did a charcoal of the back of houses. My father saw what I did, said it was terrific and then said, “Do it in watercolor.” I did, and it won a prize. I’ll never forget that. – Marion Wolberg Weiss

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Historical Society, Long Beach in Noyac, the National Golf Club at Sebonac Inlet, the parking lot at Flying Point (time to stop and eat and rest a bit), then off east to Cedar Point Park in East Hampton and Maidstone Beach Road in Springs. There were also along the way places to get your entry passport stamped, at Tuckahoe Road, Scuttlehole Road, Two Holes of Water Road and Old Stone Highway to show you were following the route and finally, back in Bridgehampton, where, at 5 p.m., the race would finish. I asked how Geller and Weintraub failed to win last year. â&#x20AC;&#x153;At the start, it seemed, we got sent off just one half second late. It threw us off.â&#x20AC;? Like I said, these people are crazy. At this point, the band arrived and sat down, and after a brief further tuning up by Bridgehampton High Schoolâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s band leader, David Elliott, they played a John Philip Sousa song, and then â&#x20AC;&#x153;America the Beautiful.â&#x20AC;? They were very good. There was another speech made. And then there was the loud BANG of the cannon: the 10-minute warning. Dogs ran for cover. And from inside the tent, the drivers and navigators marched slowly out to their cars and started them up. Soon, the lawn was filled with a mighty roar. The cars left one at a time, the official send off made by Town Councilwoman Nancy Grabowski at the Corwith Road entrance to the Historical Society grounds, and there you could see them go, one of them, say, the 1952 Jaguar XK 120 piloted by Barry Rice, or anoth-

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grams in effect, but none with the home size being the factor for setting the HERS limit. The Southampton Town Board also created a review board should the HERS findings of Chief Building Inspector Michael Benincasa be challenged by the builders, and a threemember Energy Conservation Administrative Appeals Board will have the final say. Builders will have two weeks to appeal to this board. Needless to say, these green code requirements are not going to help end the present new-home crisis on the local level. Although builder after builder attempted to convince the town board of the difficulties of enacting a radical law in one step, the vision of the Green Committee founded by board members Nancy Graboski and Councilwoman Anna ThroneHolst in the Spring of 2008, is now law. In East Hampton, Town Supervisor aide Lynn Ryan, while handing over a copy of “resolution 2007-1633,” which includes the East Hampton Town Savings Program, said East Hampton’s approach is less radical. The town has developed the “East Hampton Energy Savings Program,” which is a combination of the LIPA builder’s code and Energy Star program. The Energy Star program has to do with tax credits and manufacturer’s rebates for using energy-saving appliances such as refrigerators, water heaters, dishwashers, air conditioners and home heating systems. Under the code, all new homes must have a total of eight Energy Star-labeled appliances. All building permits and certificates of occu-

pancy issued since June 1, 2008 have only been issued to builders in compliance with the East Hampton Town Savings Program. Unlike Southampton, East Hampton does not definitively require extreme measures like the solar heating of pools. The town states that it’s looking to reduce the “consumption of fossil fuels and electricity” through the construction of single-family homes. The idea is to convince builders to take advantage of the incentives to go green, not mandate it as Southampton does. However, East Hampton’s codes do regulate the efficiency of water heaters, boilers and cooling equipment (banning oversized by more than 15%), plus focus on insulation. Also unlike Southampton, East Hampton does not require homes to attain a specific HERS number. And in keeping with East Hampton’s goal of preserving the town’s history, an energy-saving exception was made for residences that use a specific type of window to maintain historic authenticity. At the end of the day, Southampton’s town board has taken action to address one crisis, the rising cost of energy, while perhaps piling onto another crisis — the cost of affordable housing in a very hostile economic environment. Perhaps they are betting that the energy crisis is more severe long-term and that the housing crisis will work itself out. No doubt the Southampton board does not believe in the old Maine saying, “You can’t get there from here,” and in fact is plotting a course to become a model of what every town should do to reduce its energy footprint on the world map.

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in effect by federal officials, transfers authority to the hands of federally appointed leaders. Since Town law is consistent in New York State, the same is true for Southampton. Having clarified the chain of command, let us return to the issue of the petition. The efforts of one of its creators, East Hampton resident Beverly Bond, to express dissatisfaction with the present Supervisor is in fact very spirited. Several times, at the East Hampton Post Office over the summer, I was approached by Bond, who attempted to get me to sign the petition. In the spirit of fairness I explained why I don’t take sides in local political squabbles. At first, Bond was understanding but as I continued to resist signing the petition she became more enthusiastic. I began using the rear entrance to the Post Office. When asked about Bond’s petition, Lynn Ryan (an official in Supervisor McGintee’s office) said, “Such actions are always disappointing, but one must consider the source.” Bond has reportedly promised to keep acquiring signatures and expressing her point of view, perhaps until the next election resolves this issue once and for all. There is no doubt that McGintee is in the eye of a firestorm. His very close election (receiving 3,316 votes compared to 3,212 for his opponent), demonstrated the strength of his opposition but it also demonstrated the size of his support. With the coming budget crisis resolution he will either lead the town to a better financial position and be rewarded, or in effect be impeached at the ballot box.



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Stanley Rubenstein, North Fork Radio Man Back to Eric Sevareid for a minute. In August 1940, Sevareid broadcast from a London dance hall – during an air raid. All 1,500 people kept on dancing and we could hear the band playing on and on. Guess that’s why there’ll always be an England. By the time 1942 rolled around, WWII radio began using, said Stan, some techniques still popular today. The corner interview, for example. Stationed in North Africa, Charles Collingwood interviewed a few American GIs on a street in Algiers. One soldier said he was impressed by the city but what he really wanted to do was “Kick Rommel in the pants.” North Forkers could relate to that. Stan emphasized the objectivity of WWII reporting. In those days, news broadcasters were not commentators. Folks got the news straight. And then Stan, who’d gotten lots of laughs, left on a somber note. He played Murrow’s April 1945 tape of American troops entering Buchenwald. Murrow was with those troops and heard the applause of the prisoners. “Like the handclapping of babies” from men too weak to get up. And then it was over. WWII and Stan Rubenstein’s gift of memory to the North Fork. As the broadcaster said, “Good night and good luck.”




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BBQ Bill’s Famous Texan Barbecue 47 Front Street, Greenport, 631-477-2300 Many barbecue restaurants really should be called joints because they are so very basic and maybe that does add to the atmosphere but there still is a lot to be said for good, imaginative déécor, decent tables and lots of plates and proper knives and forks. Barbecue Bill’s meets all of these needs, while never compromising on the authenticity of the cooking. Doug Cress and his partner Bill Winkleman have created a fun, family friendly restaurant in the center of Greenport that also offers some great water views from the upstairs tables. Doug is proud of the fact that virtually everything here is made from scratch using fresh, high-quality ingredients, and many of the recipes are of his own devising. It was hard to resist his invitation to sit back and enjoy his selections, and the smoked wings with a blue cheese sauce had lots of meat, lots of taste and made for lots of finger licking. This continued with the heaping portion of onion straws and the delicious BBQ shrimp that were cooked in their shells for deeper flavors. You could easily go wild on the appetizers but portions are large and the real reason for coming is to try some great barbecue dishes. The menu is exhaustive, but if there are four or more of you I would strongly recommend tackling the correctly named ‘Pig Out Platter; For $100 you will get a gigantic amount of smoked brisket that was tender and juicy, hand pulled pork that had exactly the right balance of flavors, a full rack of ribs - take your choice from St. Louis or the more delicate baby back style. Then you find a whole barbecue chicken, glistening and moist and flavorful. Moving around

the plate the spicy sausage links were meaty and had just the right amount of tanginess. When you add to these delights creamy coleslaw, crispy fries, some delectable melt in the mouth corn bread and Billy’s special BBQ beans that again showed how much care had gone even into this humble dish to make it the best could be and the result was first class. Going back a little, Doug, one of the most engaging and enthusiastic of restaurateurs you will ever come across, insisted that we try his special chicken and rice soup. We were glad that he did because the soup was a fragrant medley of rich fresh stock, perfectly cooked rice and pieces of white chicken meat. Altogether this added up to a chicken soup that was without doubt among the best ever. If it is on the menu when you visit, make sure that you try this because it was a very special soup. Returning to the main menu, there is something for all tastes from burgers, to wraps to all of the barbecue main courses - for something very different try the ‘Chile Frito Pie’ a real fun dish. If you are not a carnivore there is always grilled salmon or shrimp or an old time classic mac and cheese that has earned a great reputation. No one had any room even to enquire about the desserts but for the record these include apple pie, cheesecake, peanut butter pie and so on. There is a short wine list, but frankly, for me, bar-

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becue is designed for beer or vice versa and they have some great beers of differing styles to enjoy I have to come back to my theme of ‘honest’ food, which for me is so important. Here at BBQ Bill’s you can enjoy real honest food. I am not going to be drawn into a discussion on the merits of the various types of Southern barbecue but all I can say is that overall this meal ranked with the best barbecues we have enjoyed. A lot of care goes into the preparation from the rubbing and spicing and the long slow cooking - six hours for the ribs and fourteen for the pulled pork and the selection of the blends of fruitwood and oak for the smoking is taken a seriously as a wine make does his grape selection for blends. This restaurant is another reason why, even out of season, a trip to Greenport is so worthwhile. They intend to keep open until the end of the year but as with all restaurants at this time of year it is always best to call ahead to confirm opening days and hours. Finally, where else can you enjoy watching classic Lionel trains running on track around the downstairs dining room? I will bet that you have never eaten BBQ while the stuffed head of a deer talks to you and sings. The kids love it but if you are drinking at the bar upstairs and it starts up it could give you one hell of a shock and make you sign the pledge of abstinence! - Roy Bradbrook.


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Over The Barrel... with Lenn Thompson

Wine Tasting Tips With the East End grape harvest well underway—and those pesky pumpkin pickers invading the forks—wine country is a bustling place these days. Tasting rooms are packed, but it’s still a great time to visit and taste. The aromas of freshcrushed grapes and still-fermenting juice alone inspires me to wade through the sea of humanity to get a taste— and a sniff— of what’s happening at the local wineries. Wine isn’t nearly as stuffy and uptight as you might think, but it’s still important to remember that there are a few unwritten rules at any tasting room. Here are a few of them. Keeping them in mind will help you get the most out of your visit to wine country. Have a Designated Driver. The pours you’ll be getting at the tasting rooms are small, usually only an ounce or so, but they do add up. Decide who’s going to drive before you leave the house. It’s easy to assume that “someone will be sober enough to drive” but it’s not always the case. Nothing ruins a great day at the wineries like a DWI arrest, or worse. If you don’t want to designate a driver, hire one of the limo or bus companies to drive you around. Don’t Try to Visit Every Winery. Pick three or four wineries that you’d like to try and take your time at

each one. Why? Again— those little pours add up over the course of an afternoon. It’s better to pace yourself and get the full experience than rush around and not enjoy yourself. Don’t Wear Perfume or Cologne. There is perhaps nothing more annoying. People are at a winery to smell and taste wine. They want to bask in the ripe berry aromas with subtle hints of fresh

thyme……not smell the cologne you’ve bathed in. You’ve met that guy. I know you have. Be considerate. If You Don’t Like it, Dump it. Maybe you don’t like the buttery, woody flavors of the barrel fermented chardonnay you’re tasting. Dump it. It’s not rude at all. That’s why they have those dump buckets on the bar next to you. It’s okay to skip any of the wines on the tasting list too. If you want just merlot or just reds or whites, you can do that too. Bring Friends and Have Fun. Wine is absolutely best enjoyed with friends. Get a group together and have a great time (with a designated driver of course.) But, remember that you aren’t the only people out there. Try not to be too loud or noisy. It ruins the atmosphere for everyone else. That said, a winery isn’t a library either. Have fun. Take a Bottle Home. You don’t have to, of course, and you should never feel pressured to buy something at every winery you visit. But, when you find something you like—and there’s no doubt that you will—you’ll probably want to take some home, won’t you? So get out there and enjoy the season’s bounty.

North Fork Events FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3 EVENTS AT THE VAIL LEAVITT- Agnes of God, presented by Royal Productions Ltd. Tickets, $10-$20; time TBA. 631-288-3056. ASTRONOMY JAMBOREE- Thirtieth annual Astronomy Jamboree & Science Fair begins 6 p.m. Friday with an evening of live music, poetry, food and fun. Saturday features a full day of lectures by distinguished speakers and astronomy/science fair presentations by Long Island students grades 8-12. Suggested donation: adults, $50; members, $35; seniors/full-time students, $10. 631-765-2626 SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4 NORTH FORK AUDUBON SOCIETY- North Fork Audubon Society: Saturday, Oct. 4— Celebration of life of Tony Prentice, former NFAS president, vice president and board member, at Red House Nature Center, Inlet Pond County Park, Greenport, includes dedication of a bench donated in his name by Bev Prentice; complimentary light lunch follows ceremony. RSVP: 631-477-0553, . THE BIG DUCK HOMECOMING- 2-4 p.m. Big Duck Homecoming Celebration at Big Duck Ranch, Flanders, features guest speakers, live music by The Notations, games for kids, free hot dogs, soda and cupcakes. 631-727-5342. BLESSING OF THE ARTS- 2 p.m.-4:30 p.m. check out the Blessing of the Artists at First Parish Church UCC Spiritual Renewal Center, Northville, with tribute to Roy Osmond plus art show and guided tour of art gallery. ASTRONOMY JAMBOREE- Thirtieth annual Astronomy Jamboree & Science Fair begins 6 p.m. Friday with an evening of live music, poetry, food and fun. Saturday features a full day of lectures by distinguished speakers and astronomy/science fair presentations by Long Island students grades 8-12. Suggested donation: adults, $50; members, $35; seniors/full-time students, $10. 631-765-2626 SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5 FAMILY ROLLERSKATING- 1-4 p.m. check out family roller skating at American Legion Hall,

Greenport; children must have adult accompaniment. Fee, $5 per person; roller skate and roller blade rentals, $2. Concession stand open. ONGOING EVENTS GREENPORT GALLERY WALKS- Beginning June 21 through December 20,the third Saturday of the month, Greenport’s galleries will open their doors between 6-9 pm for an evening of gallery hopping. Please join us for gallery talks, and refreshments, while viewing the best of what’s happening in the arts on gallery row. Check out for more information. WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information, contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY – The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be done by Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach – who has himself, maintained an over 200 pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to cook and eat healthier. He will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just don’t have that much time. He will also be explaining all the great health benefits of including Whole Grains in your diet. If you eat, you don’t want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in

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Life S tyle Beauty/Fashion

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Getting a Botox Fix – Beyond Manhattan By Janet Flora I’m sitting in my car outside the office of Dr. Alexander Covey in Center Moriches. I have split my time between Manhattan and Sag Harbor now since 2002, and I have never been to a doctor outside of Manhattan unless it’s been an emergency. I pull down the sun visor and look in the mirror; I raise my eyebrows and see deep horizontal ridges across my forehead. I lower my eyebrows. The ridges remain. This is an emergency. Once inside the office, I begin to relax. I’ve done my research. Dr. Covey is board certified in cosmetic laser surgery. He also has offices in Southampton and in New York City, which eases my snobbery for Manhattan-based physicians. His office manager, Donna, greets me and ushers me into the waiting room. I settle in and begin reading a copy of Dr. Covey’s book, Forget the Knife. The book discusses all sorts of procedures without surgery. I read about the history of Botox. I have never been a Botox devotee, but have been known to indulge in the potion for special occasions, which I usually have time to plan for, like my college reunion. But it’s a month after Labor Day in the Hamptons and I thought all my social activities had come to an end along with the crowds. But I get an unexpected invite for a huge fundraiser for the Democratic Party. There will be colleagues and

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party feels different, I want to look more like I did in 2004. Donna returns and walks me into the treatment room. When Dr. Covey enters, I notice how young he looks, forty-ish, but he probably uses the potions. Hmm, good advertising, and if you’re going to make cosmetic procedures part of your life, why not start with someone who is young so that you can grow old together without looking so old. Dr. Covey explains that he sees patients one or two weeks after the initial treatment, and does not inject too much. “Because,” he says, “I can add more, but I can’t take it back.” I explain my event is 10 days away; he assures me since I’ve had Botox before, I’ll see results quickly, but maximum results can take two weeks. He injects me in only three or four places, and I make an appointment to see him in a week, which is complimentary and routine with all patients who get Botox with him for the first time. Next morning my ridges are visibly lessened. Later that day I get a call from Dr. Covey. I’m so unaccustomed to this behavior from physicians it takes me a few minutes to realize who is calling. He wants to make sure I have no bruising or unusual symptoms. “I’m fine,” I say. “In fact, I’m less ridgey.” He tells me he’s not surprised, but the results will still get better. The next week I meet Dr. Covey again. I still have expression, but without ridges. It’s now October 1. The event was encouraging, exciting and fun to reconnect with friends. I’m not sure if anyone noticed I had fewer ridges, but I felt great. I’m reading the latest issue of Dan’s. I see Dr. Covey’s ad. I’m reminded of another invite I have just gotten, from Dr. Covey: a free seminar on new cosmetic procedures on Wednesday, October 15 at 6:30 p.m. at the Inn at East Wind in Wading River. I log onto, since space is limited. I want to find out what else I can do without a nip or a tuck – maybe I’ll see you there. Janet Flora writes lifestyle and beauty features, and is a former contributor to Make-up Artist and Health magazines. A creative writing teacher and fiction writer, she spends her time in New York and Sag Harbor.

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With October on our doorstep, it amazes me that the weather has kept the leaves on the trees and they are still full and green. The shops are currently hanging in there with their sales and promotions before the cold weather and the holiday season hits us. Come shopping with me! Ok, I know it’s fall however, I thought you should know that Shawn sold his Sag Harbor surf shop and is back at the original Island Surf at 121C Main Street in Westhampton Beach. His first ever “Island Surf Board Swap” event will be held rain or shine from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. at the above address. Everyone can bring their old equipment and they will have a chance to sell it or swap it! There will be Mexican food provided by their neighbor shop Funchos, to add some flavor to this hot event. Don’t miss it! Hot off the shopping press is Obama and McCain candy at Main Street Sweets, 121 Main Street in Westhampton Beach. Owner, Kenny Schnabel, is offering mini gift sets of this candy that includes one name and one face lollipop and five different election themed hard candies. And just for fun, Kenny will be posting sales results as a precursor to actual election results. For more info call 631-288-5753. In Southampton at TC Men’s & Women’s, 43 Jobs Lane is having a storewide sale with 30% off all clothing and a special 50% off “sale rack in the back” of the

shop. Don’t miss out on the huge selection of clothing, get there before it is gonesville! Nearby at Norahs, 46 Jobs Lane look for 15% off “entire store sale” for the upcoming holiday weekend. The additional “rack sale” will save you from 25% to 60% off. An Extra is the ‘Outlet Sale” that is running again: Saturday, Sunday from $10 to $25 and some 70% off upstairs in the outlet section. All this under one roof. Oh my! I love sharing sales with my readers and here is an unusual one not to be missed. At The Design Studio, 2393 Main Street in Bridgehampton there will be a “Libra Sale” during the entire month of October offering discounts on selected lighting, furniture, pillows and home accessories for everyone. All people under the sign of Libra “are invited to add balance and harmony to their home;”all other signs are also welcome of course. Open seven days a week from 10am to 5pm, there is no excuse not to stop in and feel the harmony and welcome. Also in Bridgehampton and causing a stir in the shopping world, Maison 24 at 2424 Main Street has just launched their brand new website ( with interesting offers and information about the shop which is a lifestyle store that offers a mix of traditional and trend-setting items in home furnishings, men’s and ladies accessories, music, art,

decorative objects, books, children’s accessories, collectible toys, handmade candy from SoHo, and outrageous home furnishings imported from Italy, France and the Netherlands. Right now there is 20% to 50% off “selected item sale” that includes sofas, pillows, books, and unique tote bags from France. If you want to see something to write home about, stop in at Warehouse 161 located at 161 Springs Fireplace Road in East Hampton (631-324-0555) where they are currently running the “end of season sale” with 50% off all art, 40% off lighting and 25% off furniture and accessories. Stop in while all the goodies are still there and say hi to Gene Valle and Sharyn Levine; tell them you heard it here. Open Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., and by appointment. In Sag Harbor, a great shop, Labl on Main Street is introducing a new men’s footwear line for the fall season. The shoes are not only colorful but also incredibly comfortable and feature top-notch craftsmanship. The tag is classic footwear styling that wears like a sneaker. And…Labl will extend a 15% discount to anyone who mentions my column, Shop ‘til. Now that’s easy enough! Until next week, Ciao and happy early fall shopping! Having a sale or new inventory? Email me at, my readers would love to know about it.

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Go Fish


By Rich Firstenberg

Marine Lectures, Boat Cruises and Blackfish Stony Brook University’s School of Marine and Atmospheric Sciences continues its fall public lecture series Friday, 7:30 p.m., with Dr. Ellen Pikitch speaking about “Conservation of Endangered Marine Fishes in the World’s Oceans” in the Duke Lecture Hall. With so many of the world’s fish disappearing (primarily due to over-fishing and secondarily from habitat destruction), Professor Pikitch is a proponent of the “ecosystem-based” approach to preserving fisheries and she will speak about the most imperiled species, including sturgeon and sharks. There is no charge to attend her talk and a reception follows. Last weekend’s rainy weather affected fishing but surfcasters and boaters in Montauk still caught striped bass and bluefish. Last Tuesday, before the rains, there was a striper blitz at Turtle Cove, just south of the Lighthouse, about 10 a.m. on the incoming tide; then the fish moved north of the Lighthouse by sunset where I saw at least 30 surfcasters catching large stripers. With cooler temperatures expected this weekend, bait should move in towards the shore and striper and bluefish runs should be good. In Montauk, an angler on the Barbara Ann out of Westlake Marina caught a 57.15-pound striped bass. Clients on the Viking fleet caught many stripers and monster bluefish; Christine Dassler

Ken Morse of Tight Lines caught a 39.50-pound striper on Tackle, Sag Harbor, reports a one of the Viking trips. Anglers client fishing last Sunday in the on the Suzy E had stripers up to rain and fog at the Ruins in 33 pounds fishing with live eels Gardiner’s Bay caught large north of the Point. Customers on striped bass up to 32 pounds. all the Montauk boats are catchFurther west, at Shinnecock’s ing fish. west jetty, Scott of East End Bait Harvey Bennett of The Tackle and Tackle, Hampton Bays, says Shop, Amagansett, reports Ron anglers have been catching King caught 43-inch and 36-inch stripers on rubber shads and stripers surfcasting off the Barnes Landing bay beach with bucktails. There are also jumbo atom plugs. When an east wind bluefish in Shinnecock inlet and blows, it brings bait into the bay around the Ponquogue Bridge. beaches followed by bluefish and Capt. Don Kaye, the Shinnecock stripers. Harvey also tells us surguide, fished in the bay due to fcasters caught striped bass last the high surf and his clients Mike Ambrose and the striper he caught bluefish and stripers. Sunday at Indian Wells. caught with a Porgy Hook Porgy fishing is still allowed for The blackfish season just opened clients fishing on charter boats and on October 1. Minimum keeper party boats. The Prime Time III out of Orient Point size is 14 inches with 10 fish allowed per angler per came in with porgies up to three pounds and many day. The best bait for blackfish is green crabs and bluefish. Linda at Jamesport Bait and Tackle said most of the local bait and tackle shops are stocking three customers (Jerry, Matt and Paul) came in them. Long Island’s largest boat show at Tobay Bay with stripers measuring 41 to 44 inches and weighBeach continues this weekend at the marina on ing more than 25 pounds each – all caught on a Ocean Parkway, four miles east of the Jones Beach boat last Sunday off Horton’s Point in Long Island Tower. Send fishing news, comments or questions Sound using live eels. to me at

Stayin’ Cool (Even if it Means Bugs in your Mouth) In my last article, I mentioned how sports car drivers of the past had to be very tolerant about the idiosyncrasies of their cars. Today, most of us have zero tolerance when it comes to our machines. I gave several examples, but because of space restrictions, I had to cut the article short. This week, let me expand my tolerance tale to include not just sports cars, but all types of vehicles from the past. Boy, was it hot driving in the summer. Air conditioning for cars hadn’t really been invented yet, so it really wasn’t a popular accessory until around the mid-1960s. In 1946, Chrysler was actually the first car to offer air conditioning, but it didn’t immediately catch on. Those triangular, little vent windows were true lifesavers on a hot day. Of course, they didn’t do diddly when caught in traffic, but at highway speeds they would let a good airflow into the car and an occasional insect. Quite often, lots of front seat occupants drove with their heads as close to the vent windows as possible, trying to catch a breeze. Convertibles were very popular before the advent of air conditioning, because, with the top down, a convertible was one giant vent window. Some cars and trucks had cowl and side vents that could be opened with an interior lever. Another popular item was a windshield that could be cranked slightly open to let in air. Do you remember the Range Rover with the large horizontal vents below the windshield? Believe it or not, the 110 series Rover sold in Europe still has them. Many British sports cars, like the early MGs and Austin Healey, had a windshield that completely folded down and out of the way. Stay cool at any price, even if it meant bugs in your mouth. Take it from me, when driving in rural areas, it was dangerous to smile in any of those cars at speed. Needless to say, driving in the summer, with virtually every window of a car open, produced enough noise to drown out any conversation spoken at a civilized vol-

ume. Forget the radio. Those old AM radios were terrible to begin with, but add in a hurricane of wind as a backdrop, and one would even have a hard time hearing the “1812 Overture.” So on a hot day you sweated, could barely have a conversation and were not able to enjoy the radio. Makes one wonder how automobiles ever became so popular. Well, obviously they did get more comfortable. You may remember that during the 1970s virtually every Detroit car manufacturer stopped making convertibles. You know why? Air conditioning had finally become popular, and, obviously, people finally got tired of the wind in the face sweat shops they were driving and went for the cool coupes and sedans. Of course, the sadistic sports car manufacturers kept pumping out wind machines for hothead sports car nuts. Another thing about older cars is that the hapless owner always seemed to be changing spark plugs. In fact, most manufacturers recommended that it be done every 10,000 miles. In those days, there was no such thing as unleaded gas or transistorized ignition. Over time, leaded gas would foul spark plugs and wear them out. All my sports car buddies were always

experimenting with different temperature range spark plugs to get them to make more power or last longer. It was a black science that no one really understood. Today, spark plugs last up to 100,000 miles, with most people forgetting they are even there. There was one odd spark plug fact that amazed me. I had the Porsche factory tune up my factory prototype 910 race car in 1979. It used 12 very special spark plugs, two per cylinder. The spark plugs cost me $50 each, in an era when normal spark plugs were $1. I almost passed out when I got the bill. Here’s another odd, obscure fact about Porsches. Did you know that the factory wheels of Porsches limited production older supercar, the 959, cost $25,000 each? So you want to buy a vintage Porsche? Speaking of cars like Porsche’s, most of the old one had heaters that stank...literally. Heat from an aircooled motor is always hard to tap, ask any Cessna pilot, so besides the Porsche heater barely warming up, the heater had a host of other problems. The heater fan received hot air from heater boxes mounted over the exhaust system, which happened to rest right below the engine’s valve covers. Porsche valve covers are notorious for leaking, even to this day. It’s great fun to smell hot oil on a frigid day as you drive down the highway in your expensive piece of German engineering. Despite all of the problems, in those days all the sports car owners, when passing one another, always smiled and waved to their fellow believers – everyone but the Porsche drivers, that is. Those poor Teutonic car nuts were too busy rubbing their hands together to keep them from getting numb. With due respect to the great Porsche marque, the current heater works beautifully. Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist living in the Hamptons, appears regularly on television as an automotive expert. You can email him at

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By Christian Mclean

Blades of Glory As early as 3000 BC men and women were using metal razors for shaving. Like with most inventions, the Egyptians were the first to use metal (copper) to shave. Before them, men used clam shells to pull individual hairs from their faces – a long and somewhat painful task. A thousand years later, Alexander the Great made sure to shave before going into battle, and here we are in the 21st century complaining about shaving before work. While many offices have become more lax about the clean cut look, a fresh shave on a Monday morning still helps give you the appearance of a young go-getter and not someone who spent the whole weekend with a 5 o’clock turned 2 day shadow. Whether you shave every day or every four days, shaving correctly can make all the difference. So here’s how it’s done. Shave in the shower. I know it sounds silly, but it really is the best way to do it. Invest in one of those shower mirrors that don’t fog. A great way to get started is to use an exfoliating scrub or even an exfoliating mask, which will remove dead skin and begin to soften your bristly beard. Invest in some pre-shave oil. The oil will help soften the beard. Put a small amount in your hands and rub it into the beard. Once well rubbed in, apply shaving cream or shaving soap to the beard and lather for about 30 seconds. If you are looking to get fancy, you can invest in a shaving cream brush and shaving soap. It’s the old fashioned way, but still works because the bristles from the brush get in and work the hairs a little closer than your hands would. The other option is a regular can of shaving cream.

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with hot water. The heat also opens the pores. But an added benefit of shaving in the shower is that the pressure from the shower nozzle is greater than that out of the average sink, so it cleans out more cut hairs from the razor. Once you have finished your shave, be sure to use an aftershave lotion, which works as an antiseptic, but avoid ones with alcohol as they can dry and irritate the skin. Keep skin moisturized, as a means of also preventing ingrown hairs, which come about from improper shaving techniques or due to curly hair that gets trapped in its pore. For correcting ingrown hairs, there are products on the market such as The Art of Shaving’s Ingrown Hair Night Cream, which contains essential oils and natural elements which will soften the skin and help prevent this problem. If an ingrown hair does occur, do not try to play surgeon and dig it out with a pair of tweezers, as this will only irritate the skin, possible cause scarring and cause more ingrown hairs. If you want to spice it up a bit and take your life into your hands, invest in a good straight razor. It takes some time to master and in the beginning you’ll end up with a few nicks and cuts, but it’s a close shave if you have the time to master the technique, plus you just look so cool doing it. I think that’s about it. It isn’t exactly rocket science, no matter how many blades are on your razor. If you follow these simple tips, you could make your face a little smoother and maybe you’ll be ready for battle just like Alexander the Great. Questions or thoughts? Email

Which is just fine as long as you stay away from menthol and benzicane-based creams, which actually constrict pores. What it does is soften the beard even more than the oil and it also creates a protective layer between the razorblades and the skin. Selecting the proper razor can be difficult. I use the Mache 3 turbo, though I actually liked the Sensor XL, which they don’t make anymore. I’ve heard the 5-blade Fusion is good too, but I find it rather bulky, like using a flame thrower to light a cigarette. Whichever you choose, make sure the blade is sharp and go with the grain when you shave. This will help to prevent nicks, razor burn, and ingrown hairs. If you want an even close shave, once you have gone with the grain, you can re-lather your face and go lightly against the grain, minimizing any side effects. While shaving, always rinse

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By April Gonzales

Botanical Art — Now That’s Gilding the Lily The art of botanical illustration is alive and well and on view in the small gallery that John Brancati has dedicated to prints and photography in his East Hampton bookstore, East End Books, located on The Circle. The store will exhibit prints from the recently published edition of botanical artists’ renderings entitled Today’s Botanical Artists by Cora Marcus and Libby Kyer at an opening on Saturday, Oct. 11 at 5:30 p.m. The giclee prints will be reproductions of illustrations in the book. The watercolors, colored pencil drawings, oil paintings and a few acrylics that border on photorealism are evidence that the centuries old tradition of botanical illustration is flourishing in the age of high-resolution digital photography. Brancati is attracted to beautifully illustrated coffee table books and photography. He worked with Rissoli for 32 years, building their reputation for beautiful publications and is now pursuing some of his own passions for nature photography and botanical prints at his own store. Currently, he’s showing the flower and shell photos of Nina Rumbagh and the landscapes of North Fork photographer Jake Rajs in large folios. He has always loved botanical books and floralegiums from the 1700s and 1800s and the use of floral treatments in design motifs like art nouveau, but he was not aware that the tradition of botanical illustration was being practiced today in a contemporary way until he saw Today’s Botanical Artists. And the work by the varied artists is gorgeous.

Brancati is partial to the rendering of “Anemones” (right) by Rose Tillicano, who works in a traditional style that is elegant and well arranged across the paper. I prefer her white amaryllis, however, and was also taken by Margaret Best’s “Quercus Robur,” which clearly indicates that she also has been influenced by antique botanical prints. What makes the work in the book outstanding to Brancati is the evidence of the skill the artists have and the “tradition of craftsmanship, like the way they drew in the Renaissance, and that people can make a living of it amazes me,” particularly against the back drop of modern times, where we still see a great deal of abstract expressionism’s influence. Not everyone can draw like this, rendering leaves and fruit in such incredible realistic detail. He compares them to the great Renaissance masters who sought for realism against formalism. Yet the original purpose of botanical artwork was for identification of individual plant species considered valuable as food, medicine or ornamental additions to the landscape. “They are incredible masters,” Brancati said of the artists, and it is true. Daylilies seem to jump from the page. One can examine the flowers, fruit and saprophytic air plant of my favorite vegetable, Theobroma cacao, or the chocolate tree, in Dianne McElwain’s watercolor. Karen Johnson’s pencil sketches of Milkweed gone to seed and Sylphium leaves that have dried up and curled inward define mastery of the art of draftsmanship. Another pencil sketch of walnuts looks like a study done by one of the Dutch masters in preparation for a still life. Karen Johnson’s irises are rich, luminous and velvety, the way they are on a spring day. It’s easy to see why botanical illustrations have become prized collectors items over the centuries. But modernism has crept into this old art form.


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Photorealism has had its own lasting affect. Rhonda Nass’s “Vitis” is almost indistinguishable from a photograph, as is Patricia Savage’s oil painting of a Lady Slipper. The Swamp lantern watercolor, by Sherry Mitchell, shows the exquisite detail of a plant growing up through the debris of the forest floor and glowing in the golden brilliance of early spring sunshine. There is some abstract influence evident among the flowers and foliage of Jessica Tcherepnine. This may have to do with how she has chosen to light her subjects from the side, an unusual technique for botanical illustration that perhaps she borrowed from a still life. Michael Maskarenic works with digital photos that he then manipulates on his computer to create more a graphic, yet still recognizable, print that is an extrapolation of Ginko, a tree that already has a very geometrically shaped leaf. Also, atypical of botanical illustration is the fading form of a plant. Specimens were picked in their prime and faithfully copied in all their glory, but here we have leaves curling and brown, depicted in their final late autumn form, before crumbling to dust in Bonnie Anthony’s “Quercus gambelli.” If I had to look at only one page of the book, though, it would be Carol Hamilton’s six-paneled screen of an old quince tree. She may not be the virtuoso among masters when it comes to rendering skill, but her placement across the six views reminds me of a combination of Japanese plum trees and Van Gogh’s peach trees. What to Do Now: Reseed the lawn! Aerating and a heavy over seeding are the best defenses that organic lawns have against the encroachment of other weeds. Once it sprouts, after two or three weeks fertilize with dry roots or a liquid feed of any other kelp-based rooting hormone to help it get established. Just keep the new fertilizer laws in mind when you do.

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By Susan Galardi

Aga-Boom: World-Renowned Family Show, Right Here If you had to name one thing about the outrageous show, AgaBoom, that is most engaging and entertaining for children, it would have to be its sense of utter anarchy. Oddly, that’s the same attraction for adults, who are equally wowed by this original, funny and intelligent show. Aga-Boom, “Theater of Physical Comedy and Circus Arts,” is cut from the same cloth as the European circus tradition that brought us Cirque Du Soleil, as well as performance art like Blue Man Group, plus physical comedy and mime that have delighted audiences for eons. No surprise then, that the two creators of Aga-Boom (Iryna Ivanytska and her husband, Dimitri Bogatirev) are veterans of Cirque shows. Last winter, I tried quite unsuccessfully to get tickets to Cirque’s holiday show, Wintuk, in the City. The tickets sell out quickly and we all know the hassle of getting in to see a show at the Garden. Luckily for us all, Ivanytska and Bogatirev have gone out on their own to create Aga-Boom, bringing it to the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center on

October 11. This is a rare opportunity to see an internationally acclaimed family show in an intimate setting – and you can actually find parking! Bogatirev plays Aga, and Ivanytska is Boom. Their 13-year-old son, Anton Bogatirev, is Mini-Boom. Other characters in this high energy, visually stunning show include The Mask (a Pilobolus type modern dancer/mimist in a black body suit with a white mask, who creates fantastic four-legged creatures, spiders, and birds) and Dash, a white-faced harlequin. The show begins with the ultimate fantasy for a child or any anarchist: a giant button on stage that reads “Do Not Touch.” Boom enters, sweeping the stage with a broom that actually sends billows of dust swirling. In a hilarious sequence, Boom tries to

restrain herself and NOT push the button, but is unsuccessful, thus opening the Pandora’s box of wild characters, music, and ultimately lots and lots of paper (“boomaga” is Russian for paper.) Depending on your perspective, the show “builds” (if you’re a child or theatre-person), or “deteriorates” (if you’re a Virgo or school marm) into a climax of visual and auditory cacophony – enormous reams and streams of paper, giant air-filled plastic garbage bags, confetti, toilet paper – all thrown into the audience. It’s one big, visually delicious, otherworldly mess. Aga-Boom, which has had successful engagements throughout the U.S., as well as in Japan, Mexico, Korea and Dubai, was nominated (along side The Producers, Lily Tomlin and Elaine Stritch) for an Ovation Award in the category of Best Touring show. Beat the New York holiday rush and see a Cirquequality show right in Westhampton, at incredibly reasonable, un-New York prices — $20, $35 and $50. Aga-Boom plays Saturday, October 11, at Noon and 4 p.m. For tickets:; 631-288-1500

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To Chew or Not to Chew (and, What to Chew)

Genevieve Salamone

We’ve come a long way since the day of throwing the dog a bone, and the bone was a marrowbone we got from the butcher, or, better yet, a steak bone left over from dinner. There are so many types of chews available from your pet supply retailer that it’s overwhelming. I’m going to try to break it down into some categorized order, and hope you resist the urge to grab the one that looks the best. Let’s start with the chews, which I do think are safer. Nylabones are an old favorite. They have a huge selection of pure virgin nylon, long lasting durable chews that don’t splinter and come in a variety of sizes. They also have flavored edible bones and dental chews. My dogs, large and small, seem to love the bone that has the least appeal to humans. Extra hard, heat sterilized natural beef bones seem to last forever and I can stuff them with peanut butter. The bones also come pre-stuffed or smoked, but I find that it makes the dogs very thirsty. Most dogs go crazy over knuckle bones, which seem to be relatively safe, but they too will make your dog thirsty. They also have a very strong odor and will probably leave stains on your carpeting. Animal body parts … I just can’t get over my initial reaction to seeing them displayed in boxes. There are pig, cow and lamb ears, assorted hooves, pig snoots, muscle chews and bully sticks (you’re on your

own with that one) just to name a few. All dogs love them, and people love what will keep their dogs content and stop them from chewing something else in the house. However, there are side effects you should be aware of, like vomiting and diarrhea. They can also carry Salmonella which worries me, not only for the dogs health, but because it can be picked up by a family member. Now, for the chews I don’t consider safe and will not give to my own dogs. I call these the “mushystringy” group, and it includes rawhide and greenies. The danger of these chews is that they become soft and stretched and large pieces are swallowed, but don’t digest easily. Many times they have to be surgi-

cally removed. Dog toys now come in every shape, size, material and color imaginable. I like the ones that cannot be torn apart and do not have bells or squeakers that your dog can easily remove and choke on. Stay away from toys made of soft rubber or latex that can be compressed or shredded and swallowed. A large dog can actually swallow a tennis ball. They can cause a blockage in the dog’s airway or alimentary canal. Kong toys are durable and fun. They may be a little pricier, but they’re worth it. Knots and ropes are available in lots of sizes and, though they tend to fray a bit, are relatively safe. If your dog is teething, you can wet a braided rope and freeze it. Plush toys are stuffed animals for your dog. Some dogs love to cuddle up and sleep with them. Some dogs love to rip them to pieces and pull the stuffing out. Be aware of the noisemakers inside the unstuffed animal. Please refrain from letting your dog pick out his own toy. He will be even less discerning than a child in Toys ‘R’ Us. Chances are, your dog will play with anything that’s not nailed down. Appropriate size is very important. And don’t give smoked chews to a puppy that’s not housebroken. Ask questions, read labels, and think safety first. Questions? thoughts? E-mail

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Arts & Entertainment Performing Arts

theater review/gordin & christiano

Review: A Tale of Two Cities French Revolution, is a bold attempt to recreate the heart stirring emotions of Les MisĂŠrables. If the musical is not always successful at recapturing this sweeping thrill of that show, the creators and cast have tapped into the universal appeal of the popular Dickens story that has sold over 200 million copies around the world.

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The first big musical of the new season, A Tale of Two Cities, based on the classic 1859 Charles Dickens novel, opened at the Al Hirshfeld Theatre. The rousing pop opera, inventively designed by Tony Walton, makes a handsome showcase for some of the most gifted voices on Broadway. The staging of the compelling love story, told against the backdrop of the gritty


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The book, lyrics and music are by Jill Santoriello, a Broadway novice, who has been retooling the project for 20 years. She manages to cram many details from the massive plot into the evening, with only a few alterations, by distilling the action to the romantic triangle at the center of the historical novel. The characterizations are not fully developed, so the basis of the appeal here is the heart-wrenching story told through stirring songs, which are evocative of that other revolutionary tale. The director/choreographer is Warren Carlyle, who is recreating his musical staging from Floridaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Asolo Repertory Theatre, where the show was a big hit. The entertaining evening, unfortunately, lacks inspiration. The glue that is intended to keep the musical together, even allow it to soar, is the music, which feels like a lovely attempt to clone Les Mis. All very nice, indeed, and, if you are a softie, expect to be moved. The design team, headed by the three-time Tony Award-winning set designer Tony Walton, lifts the evening with impressive work. Waltonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ingenious bare bones set with curved shapes is like the framing for multi-level houses. Dominated by a dynamic, ever changing backdrop, the forms twist and turn, transforming with just the barest of props into a French chateau, a ship crossing the channel to London and even the Bastille. David Zinnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s costumes are a stylish complement and Richard Pilbrowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s high tech computerized lighting is artistically lush. The stars of the evening are the glorious voices of the talented performers. We attended the final preview before opening night, when Michael Halling, who was moving, filled in for the always fabulous Aaron Lazr as the suave Charles Darnay. Brandi Burkhardt, a former Miss New York making her Broadway debut, sings beautifully as Lucie Manette, the woman at the center of the love triangle. But James Barbour, with his tremendous baritone, is charismatic as the rascal Sydney Carton, the attorney who gives his life for the two lovers. He steals the evening with the kind of narcissistic self-aware performance that is great fun to witness and he makes the most of his every moment on stage, especially his final dramatic assent to the guillotine. A Tale of Two Cities opened on Broadway at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre, 302 West 45th Street between 8th & 9th Avenues, on September 18. Tickets are available by calling 212-239-6200 or 1-800-432-7250 or visit TELECHARGE.COM Theater critics Barry Gordin & Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer. Patrick is the artistic director of SivaRoad Productions. Visit their website at

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Performing Arts

Smart, Wry, Outrageous Fare for the Celebrity Obsessed By Tiffany Razzano Ours is a celebrity-obsessed culture – supermarket aisles are lined with tabloids regaling the exploits of the rich and famous and it wouldn’t be surprising to learn that more people check out gossip Web sites than news sites. So it makes sense that celebrities are at the top of the list of obvious comedic fodder for comics. Now, Eugene Pack, a writer and performer, has found a way to skewer celebrities with their own words, with his new show. He’ll be bringing Celebrity Autobiography: In Their Own Words, which is performed every Monday night in Manhattan at the Triad Theater, to Bay Street Theater in Sag Harbor on Oct. 11 and 12. The concept of Celebrity Autobiography is simple: Actors and comics get on stage and read from various celebrities’ autobiographies, interpreting them and bringing them to life. “These autobiographies are unintentionally funny,” Pack said. “Some of them take themselves a little too seriously. We find the humor in it,” adding, “The audience loves it.” Pack looks to find performers who are the exact opposite of the celebrity whose book they’re reading. Bruce Vilanch channels Star Jones. Richard Kind reads from Vanna White’s autobiography Vanna Speaks. Joy Behar takes on Madonna’s Sex in a way that only she can. “She definitely puts a different twist on it,” said Pack, who usually reads from Neil Sedaka’s autobiography. Basically, no celebrity who has released an autobiography is safe. “There’s constantly new material. These books are being put out every week.” The group has even gone outside the realm of autobiographies to include Suzanne Somers’ book of poetry. And Pack and his cast – some who are there every week, some revolving – take creative liberties while preparing some of the pieces for the show, pairing up various celebritie’s autobiographies to tell stories. Pairing up the books written by Debbie Reynolds, Eddie Fisher and Richard Burton, Celebrity Autobiography tells the tale of the much publicized love triangle. They take a similar slant with Burt

Reynolds’ My Life, his former girlfriend, Loni Anderson’s My Life in High Heels and Burt and Me: My Days and Nights with Burt Reynolds, the book written by his personal assistant, Elaine Blake Hall. In one segment, they juxtapose Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee’s Tommy Land with Sylvester Stallone’s Sly Moves. “Tommy Lee’s is talking about a graphic sex scene and Sylvester Stallone is talking graphically about dieting and working out,” Pack said. “It’s hilarious and bizarre.” “I didn’t see it before [being asked to join it], but it sounded like a lot of fun,” said “Saturday Night Live”

alum Rachel Dratch, who reads from Joan Lunden’s book and says the theater’s intimate setting really makes the show what it is. “The first time I went to perform, I did a piece, then watched the rest of the show from the side. It’s just such a funny show.” Celebrity Autobiography was performed in Los Angeles and quickly built an audience for itself. “Basically, the idea was inspired by anytime you see an autobiography or a book on tape narrated by that person in stores,” Pack said. “You see the language in it, the details they write, both the personal and mundane. I always felt it was material.” Now, the show is picking up steam in New York City, with celebrities clamoring to both attend the shows and perform in them. “We got a rave review in the New York Times, that’s unheard of,” Pack said. “I had a hunch [it would be a success]. I thought the idea was funny. People are so intrigued by these books. It’s great to have it catch on so quickly. It’s a hot ticket” The Manhattan performances have included such celebrities as Steve Martin, Eugene Levy, Molly Shannon, Alec Baldwin and Nathan Lane. Dratch, who during her time on SNL was known for many characters, such as Debbie Downer and Denise “Zazu” McDonough, from the Boston Teens sketch with Jimmy Fallon, has lent her voice to “Assy McGee” on Comedy Central’s “Adult Swim,” had a few guest star stints on “30 Rock,” has a slew of movies in the works and will soon begin rehearsals for Minsky’s, a new Broadway play. She’ll be joined by Bob Balaban (Gosford Park, “Seinfeld”), Richard Kind (“Spin City” and The Producers on Broadway), Claudia Shear (Dirty Blond on Broadway), Sherri Shepherd (“The View”) and Kristen Wiig (“SNL”) for both Sag Harbor performances of “Celebrity Autobiography.” Behar will join the cast on Oct. 11, while Vilanch will take the stage on Oct. 12. Tickets for the Oct. 11 show cost $100 and will be followed by a reception with the cast. Tickets for Oct. 12 are $65. They can be purchased online at or by calling the box office at 631-7259500.

MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, October 3 to Thursday, October 9. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. BAY STREET THEATRE (631-725-9500) Gaslight (NR) – Fri. 8 HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Burn After Reading (R) – Fri. 7:30, 9:30 Sat. 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30 Sun. 3:30, 5:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 7 Nights in Rodanthe (PG-13) – Fri. 7, 9 Sat. 3, 5, 7, 9 Sun. 3, 5, 7 Mon-Thurs. 7 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. Ghost Town (PG-13), Lakeview Terrace (R), Beverly Hills Chihuahua (PG), Eagle Eye (PG13), Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (PG-13), Nights in Rodanthe (PG-13), Burn After Reading (R), Igor (PG), How to Lose Friends and Alienate People ®® MONTAUK MOVIE (+) (631-668-2393) Call theatre for movies and times. PARRISH ART MUSEUM (631-283-2118) OLA Film Festival – Fri. 6-11

SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Vicky Cristina Barcelona (PG-13) – Fri.-Thurs. 4 Man on Wire (PG-13) – Fri., Sun.-Thurs. 6 Sat. 2, 6 Frozen River (R) – Fri.-Thurs. 8 p.m. UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Burn After Reading (R) – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 5, 7:40, 10 Sat.-Sun. 12, 2:30, 5, 7:40, 10 Miracle at St. Anna (R) – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 3:30, 7, 10:20 Sat.-Sun. 12, 3:30, 7, 10:20 Eagle Eye (PG-13) – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7:30, 10:15 Sat.-Sun. 1, 4, 7:30, 10:15 My Best Friend’s Girl (R) – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 2:40, 5:10, 7:50, 10:30 Sat.-Sun. 12:15, 2:40, 5:10, 7:50, 10:30 Choke (R) – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 5:15, 7:45, 10:10 Sat.Sun. 12:10, 2:45, 5:15, 7:45, 10:10 Vicky Cristina Barcelona (PG-13) – Fri., Mon.Thurs. 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 Sat.-Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Righteous Kill (R) – Fri.-Sat. 9:50 Mon.-Thurs. 7:25 Eagle Eye (PG-13) – Fri. 4:10, 7:10, 10 Sat. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10 Sun. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:10, 7:10

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The Raw, Gutsy Blues of Susan Tedeschi at WHBPAC Armed with a wealth of new material and an impending album release, Grammy-nominated blues singer and guitarist Susan Tedeschi, who’s based in Jacksonville, Fla., will be showing off her new songs and playing fan favorites at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center on Oct. 12. Back to the River, which will be available Oct. 28, finds Tedeschi not only releasing new material for the first time since 2005’s covers album, Hope and Desire, but also collaborating with other musicians for the first time in her career. “It was a blast writing with people,” she said. “I didn’t really know that. I’ve been writing on my own since I was 14.” The most interesting part for Tedeschi, though, was that rather than collaborating remotely, she worked with the other musicians – which included artists such as Gary Louris of the Jayhawks, John Leventhal, Tony Joe White and Sonya Kitchell, as well as her husband, Derek Trucks – in person and got to see their creative processes firsthand. “It was really interesting to meet these people and see how they all think. I have all different ways of writing. It’s however the song comes to you. It’s kind of like surfing. You just have to ride the wave. I just wish I knew how to surf,” she laughed. The result is a more rock-oriented album, with songs that touch upon political, environmental and social issues, such as “700 Houses,” which talks about the world’s recent natural disasters, and “Revolutionize Your Soul,” which is about boy soldiers in Africa. “I was trying to think more globally,” Tedeschi said. Still, listeners can interpret the songs however they want, she says. “They can be perceived as a love song if that’s what you want to hear… They all just deal with human issues and how to better

ourselves.” Typically, Tedeschi’s albums consist of a mixture of covers and originals. However, she scratched the plans for an album of new songs when she recorded Hope and Desire because she was awaiting the birth of her daughter. “I was pregnant with Sophia and I had Charlie, [her son]” she said. “I was running around after a toddler and pregnant. I had no time to write.” So she got together with her record company, Verve Forecast, and producer, Joe Henry, to choose the songs for the album, picking classics such as Ray Charles’ “Tired of My Tears,” Aretha Franklin’s “Share Your Love with Me” and The Rolling Stones’ “You Got the Silver.” “I learned a lot from that album,” Tedeschi said. “I learned it’s not about just writing songs. It’s about writing great songs.” Putting down her guitar for the record to focus on vocals, she was also unflappable when facing the daunting task of interpreting songs by such songwriting masters. “I just wanted to sing it like I would sing it, not copy them. I wanted to just naturally sing it and emote the lyrics. You really just want to make it your own.” Growing up outside Boston, Tedeschi took to the stage at an early age, starting out as an actress as well as a singer. In her teens, she decided to channel all of her creative efforts into music, attending Berklee College of Music and forming her first bands. “I wanted to focus on being able to communicate as an artist,” she said. “I wish I could have been a painter. But it’s nice to be able to paint pictures with

songs.” In 2000, following her album Just Won’t Burn, she was nominated for a Grammy in the Best New Artist category, finding herself up against such mainstream artists such as Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Macy Gray and Kid Rock. “It was horrifying,” she said, quickly noting that she was appreciative of the nomination. “But, oh my gosh. I had been touring for a long time. I had been on the road for at least five or six years. So, I was thinking, ‘Why now?’ I didn’t understand how it worked. I was intimidated. I wasn’t thinking I could win a Grammy. I thought, ‘Yeah, it’ll never happen. What am I, a joke?’ But I was honored. It was a really big step for me. I don’t know if it helped the blues scene, but it helped me.” She was later nominated for Best Female Rock Vocal Performance in 2003 and Best Contemporary Blues Album in 2006. “The Grammys are interesting. It seems out of reach to me. It’s like the government. There’s a lot of politics to it all,” she said, adding, “I’m not trying to be famous. I’m just trying to make a living, be a parent and write good songs.” Tedeschi will be performing at the WHBPAC on Oct. 12 at 8 p.m. Tickets are $85/$70/$55 and can be purchased at or by calling the box office at 631-288-1500. For more information about Tedeschi and her upcoming album, go to If you’re a band or musician interested in being featured in our new music column, email

Choke Simply put, Choke is like a gun: there are reasons the world could need one, but in the wrong hands it can lead to terrible things. A movie like this belongs to that logic, as, if you view Choke for what it is, you realize you’re getting an honest look inside the head of a selfish man whose darkened life ruthlessly casts a shadow over all around him, but only because he’s simply making his way as he knows. However, just as we saw with the film Fight Club (both of these films were adapted from works by the same author), there are some viewers who apparently see this material as hilarious, because for them it’s fulfilling, or even inspirational, stoking horrible embers from within. The lurid Victor Mancini (actor Sam Rockwell) lives a life where the future is of minor importance. Living in the now, Vic is a sex addict who has decided that the ultimate and closing moments of personal passion with someone is the only time in his existence where he can find absolute peace – so naturally, he’s tomcatting 24-7. Mancini does attend Sex Addicts Anonymous meetings, but only because it’s an easy way to meet easy women. Sounds terrible, no? This is not a man you’d like if you knew what he was all about, but inside the film, the people around him are either unaware or too swept up in his devilmay-care personality to care. It turns out Victor works his two (hmm) jobs to raise money to care for his mother – an important indication that this man may possibly have a shot at salvation. Sadly, Mama Ida (Anjelica Huston) is in quick decline, as her mental faculties have been dam-

aged due to a lifetime of drugs, and it’s with her we start to see the bigger picture of Vic. Through flashbacks, we learn how she often abandoned her son, how she virtually instructed her child in both the arts of self and addiction, and soon we start realizing that this man – who wrongs so many people – is merely a prosperous seed that sprouted a mighty weed growing in a toxic garden. Nonetheless, Victor works hard to keep her cared for…in the way only he knows how. At night, Mancini finds restaurants where he assumes wealthy people dine. He then (appropriately) gorges himself to the point of induced asphyxiation – all part of the plan. Soon enough, some rich person, who Victor hopes has never had a chance to make a vital difference in life, will be inspired to perform the Heimlich Maneuver and: a) save his life b) score him a free meal and c) give him a chance to make a pseudo-personal connection with a sap with dough who he can hit up for donations later…and now you hate him again, but, hey, that’s what this movie is all about. Rockwell always seems to shine in any role, and once again his likeability allows the filmgoer to cut him several mental breaks, much akin to his role as Gong Show host Chuck Barris in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. He plays an oversexed and selfabsorbed gent there too, and just as he did in Confessions, we see him in various states of sexual activity, where we know he is betraying a confidence, yet you actually like him. Yet, in this film he pushes

even harder than ever to make you mad at yourself for looking forward to see what soulless act he’ll pull off next. And this is the moment where the perspective divides, as most of the audience gets that this is a bad man. We know where it comes from and snicker at his degrading behavior; we also know he’s wrong and root for his epiphany. But keep in mind this film is based on the book from author Chuck Palahniuk – a scribe whose detractors consider him an overt nihilist who purposefully writes about topics that attracts readers by guaranteeing perverse happenings. Sadly, a Google search on Choke reveals there are those dim few who watch this movie and actually adulate Victor Mancini, thinking he’s not flawed, but a manly genius who is unfettered by the polite rules of society. It’s those who wish deep down that they were able to roll over souls like Victor that can cause moviemakers to think twice about creating such earthly and ugly art, fearing they might inspire bad behavior and/or lawsuits. For the people who express any desire to be like the anti-hero of Choke, drop your Goobers and nachos and seek therapy ASAP. Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics. Very VERY Adult Art So Crude His Bad is So Good

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TORTA VERDE WITH PHYLLO Originally prepared with a pastry crust, this vegetable torte is an adaptation from Liguria. I substituted the pastry with phyllo making this Italian inspired pie easy as pie. Makes a 12-inch round pie to serve 8 For the filling 1 large Russet potato, scrubbed clean 1/2-2/3 pound Swiss chard or spinach Coarse (kosher) salt 2 eggs, beaten 1 medium yellow onion, peeled and finely chopped 2 tablespoons finely chopped flat-leaf Italian parsley 2/3-3/4 pound feta cheese, crumbled Freshly ground black pepper

more sheets of phyllo in an octagonal arrangement for the base of the torta to form a rounded shape. Mound the filling over the phyllo, leaving a border about 1 1/2 inches around. Cover filling with 4-5 phyllo sheets repeating the octagonal arrangement, tossing a bit of oil over each sheet, as above. 4. Fold over edges to seal. With the tip of a paring knife, cut tiny slits in a several places over the top to allow steam to escape. Bake in preheated oven until golden and crusty, about 30-35 minutes. Transfer to a wooden board for a rustic effect and cut into wedges for serving. Serve warm.

Confectioners’ sugar 1. Blanch almonds in a saucepan of boiling water for 1 minute. Drain and when cool enough to handle slip off their skins, discarding skins. Dry blanched almonds on paper towel or place in a 350degree oven for 2 minutes to dry thoroughly. Transfer the nuts to a food processor with the sugar. Process the mixture to a medium fine grind.

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Early one day I thought about what I would prepare for dinner that evening. I opened the fridge, pulled out a vegetable drawer and there was a large bunch of crisp leafy Swiss chard I had purchased a couple of days before at the farmers market not knowing what I would do with it. I also had a box of phyllo I had defrosted in the refrigerator a few days before – phyllo will stay fresh for 3-4 weeks after defrosting – and feta cheese, a staple in my refrigerator. On hand too were the usual basics: eggs, Russet potatoes, and parsley from my garden, all the ingredients I would need to prepare my torta, a savory Italian pie. I salivated at the thought of it. Time was when boxed phyllo (or fylla) came in full sized 17 x 12-inch sheets. For practical purposes the frozen phyllo brand found in most supermarkets is now packaged with 2 separate 8-ounce packages. Tightly sealed, they keep fresher longer that way. It’s a week or so since I prepared my torta verde and it was delicious. With the solemn holiday of Yom Kippur on October 9, culminating the ten-day holiday of Rosh Hashanah, torta verde will make a perfect break fast to celebrate the Jewish New Year. The dish has all the components of a light satisfying repast; earthy Swiss chard, briny, crumbly feta, protein and crisp leafy pastry, after a day of fasting.

ALMOND PHYLLO CRISPS Crisps can keep in an airtight container at room temperature for several days. About 42 crisps 1/2 cup whole almonds, blanched 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon 2 tablespoons canola oil 2 tablespoons melted butter 7-8 - 8 1/2 x 12” sheets of phyllo

2. Combine oil and melted butter in a small bowl next to where you will work. Unroll sheets from box and cover with a lightly dampened towel or plastic wrap. Place 1 phyllo sheet on a work surface and, with the tips of your fingers or a pastry brush, toss a light sprinkle of the oil/ butter mixture over the dough. Sprinkle evenly with 2 tablespoons of almond sugar. Top with remaining phyllo sheets, sprinkling the oil/butter and almond sugar in the same manner. With sharp bread or slicing knife cut lengthwise into 2” strips then cut each strip crosswise into 1 1/2-inch squares. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 3. Arrange crisps, sugared sides up, in one layer, on a lightly greased cookie sheets. Bake in batches in middle of oven about 8-10 minutes or until golden brown. Transfer to rack to cool.

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2. While potato is cooking remove large stems from the greens; wash and spin dry. Stack the leafy greens and slice into 1-inch pieces. Return to colander and sprinkle with 1 1/2 tablespoon salt. Toss to mix and set aside for 15-20 minutes. 3. Meanwhile in a large mixing bowl, beat eggs well. Stack potato slices and cut into 1/4-inch dice. Put into bowl with the beaten eggs and add onions, parsley and feta. Press greens against colander with the back of a wooden spoon to squeeze exuding juices as well as possible. Add to the potato mixture and season with freshly ground pepper. Gently toss mixture to distribute ingredients. Can be prepared ahead to this point. 4. Place the phyllo leaves on work counter covered with a lightly dampened clean kitchen towel. Pour oil into a small cup or bowl. Place one sheet of phyllo on a lightly greased baking sheet. With the tips of your fingers toss a bit of oil over the sheet. Repeat with 4


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Side Dish Harbor Bistro in East Hampton extends their extensive “Before the Sunset” prix fixe menu. The special is now available all night long Sunday through Thursday and from 5 to 6:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday. The prix fixe is also available all night, every night at the bar. Menu items include: lobster bisque; mixed green house salad; duck confit and mushroom crepe; rigatoni bolognese with pancetta, porcini and shaved parmesan; roasted free range half chicken with chorizo-arborio paella and truffle grape tomato pistou; pistachio crusted tilapia with crisp risotto cake and Tahitian vanilla lobster butter; molten chocolate tower; banana

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ing rib eye steaks and accompanied by local produce and Thursday night is ladies night with two for one on selected entrees. For more information or reservations call OSO at (631) 283-1166. Chef de cuisine Stacie Sim of Matto Restaurant in East Hampton will be giving a cooking demonstration on Saturday, October 4 from 12-2 p.m. at Loaves & Fishes in Bridgehampton. Sim will be demonstrating one of her many authentic Italian dishes. There is no charge for this demonstration. For more information call Loaves & Fishes at (631) 537-6066. Jedediah’s at Jedediah Hawkins Inn in Jamesport now offers a three-course prix fixe dinner for autumn. This special will be served Wednesday through Sunday from 5 to 9 p.m. Cost is $30 per person plus tax and gratuity. The restaurant is closed on Mondays and will be closed on Tuesdays beginning October 14. Sample menu is as follows: Satur Farm’s mixed lettuces, organic flowers, 12-hour tomatoes, white balsamic, extra virgin olive oil and sea salt; handmade ricotta gnocchi with olives, capers, tomatoes, basil, extra virgin oil, chilis and reggiano; penne with shrimp, American prosciutto, tomatoes, garlic and fresh herbs; pan seared Atlantic salmon, local Riesling sauce, basmati rice, almonds, parsley and baby carrots; warm apple crisp with granola topping and caramel; and chocolate mousse with crème anglaise, chocolate shard and whipped cream. For further information or reservations call Jedediah’s at Jedediah Hawkins Inn at (631) 722-2900. Rowdy Hall in East Hampton will be celebrating Oktoberfest now through Friday, October 17 starting at 5 p.m. They will be featuring traditional Oktoberfest dishes with an Oktoberfest beer for $22. Beer choices are Spaten Oktoberfest draft or Brooklyn Oktoberfest bottle. They will also be featuring during this time a special traditional Black Forest Cake. Entrees are available without beer and beers are available without entrees. The Oktoberfest dishes will change weekly and are as follows: week of October 3 wiener schnitzel with herbed spatzle and gold beet and the week of October 10 sauerbraten with braised red cabbage and turnip puree. For further information call Rowdy Hall at (631) 324-8555. VINe Wine + Café in Greenport continues to serve lunch and dinner throughout the fall, starting at 12 p.m. Thursday through Sunday. The tapasstyle menu offers sustainable and local fare complemented by extensive wine offerings. Sample menu items are as follows: wild mushroom toast with goat cheese; white bean hummus; shrimp cocktail; crab cake with mango jalapeno salsa; baked macaroni and cheese with crispy mushrooms and truffle oil; cioppino seafood stew with tomatoes and herbs; tuna with olives and anchovy aioli; and marinated steak with balsamic onions and blue cheese. For more information or reservations call VINe Wine Bar + Café at (631) 477-6238.

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Dining and Nightlife ALISON AT THE MAIDSTONE INN AND TAVERN – The restaurant is open Wednesday through Sunday for dinner from 5:30-10.30 p.m. Sunday Brunch 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. There is a new tavern menu and the same hours. . 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5440. ALMONCELLO – $28 pasta prix fixe all night Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. The prix fixe includes choice of any appetizer, any pasta and dessert. Almoncello is open Thursday – Tuesday for dinner starting at 6 p.m., closed on Wednesday. Almoncello also has Karaoke every Saturday night at 10:30 p.m. Located at 290 Montauk Highway, Wainscott, 631-329-6700, ALMOND RESTAURANT – Fall three-course prix fixe for $24.95 Monday all night and Tuesday and Thursday – Sunday from 6 – 7 p.m. Almond is open for dinner Thursday through Tuesday starting at 6 p.m., closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, 631-537-8885, ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to rib eye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631288-7766. B. SMITH’S – Best waterfront location in the Hamptons serving the finest lobster salad, watermelon margaritas and steaks on the East End. Open for lunch, dinner and brunch. Located on Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5858 BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italianstyle menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. CANAL CAFÉ – Fresh seafood and scenic waterfront dining. Savor the view as well as our food. Lunch and dinner. On Shinnecock Canal (Hampton Watercraft Marine), 44 Newtown RD, Hampton Bays. Closed Tuesdays. 631-723-2155. CASA BASSO – A Hamptons landmark providing a unique Mediterranean dining experience for over 80 years. Three course prix fixe for $25 every night. Waterfront dining available. Open Tuesday-Sunday at 5pm. Located at 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton (Next to the Castle and Swordsmen). 631-288-1841. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Featuring an Espresso Bar, Bakery, Coffee Roastery, and FullService Café serving breakfast, lunch, and desserts. A "Dan's Papers Best of The Best!” Fantastic Gift Baskets available. Open every day all year, 6am-

7pm. Locations at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill, next to The Green Thumb Farmstand, and at 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach, on the Six Corners Roundabout at Bridgehampton Bank. 631-726-COFE. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – Dine outside on the waterfront verandah and enjoy the best sunsets in the Hamptons, at The Inn Spot On The Bay, 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email or visit LIGHTHOUSE GRILL AT THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – “Gotta Yachta Lobsta” every Thursday night. 2-3 pound lobsters and specialty lobster dishes. Artist Wine Dinner, August 28, 6:30-9:30 p.m. featuring Joyce Brian Artist. “Pacific Rim” 5course paired wine dinner. Located 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. 631.668.3100 LIGHTHOUSE GRILL & PATIO – Enjoy Chef Jared Potter’s signature “Jaker Crab Cake”& “Yacht Chowder.” Monthly Artists Wine Dinners Series – last Thurs. monthly thru Oct. Reservations suggested. Dinner. 631-668-3100, Ext. 1172. 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT– Matto Restaurant is now open Thursday through Sunday starting at 5 p.m. Takeout is also available. They also are offering a new fall three-course prix fixe Thursday – Sunday from 5 p.m. to close and Friday and Saturday order by 6:30 p.m. The cost of the prix fixe is $26 per person. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OAKLAND’S RESTAURANT & MARINA – Serving lunch & dinner seven days a week beginning at noon. Weekly specials include Lobster Bash Monday & Tuesday evenings, 3 course price fix Wednesday and Thursday evenings, Friday night happy hour 5-7 p.m., Sunday brunch 12-3, Open 7 days through Columbus Day, 2008 LIRW participant (November 2-9, 2008).The regular menu is available during these specials. Live music on our deck weekends weather permitting. for more information. 631-728-6900. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Zagat says “Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Serving dinner Wed.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. $30 Prix Fixe Fri. and Sat. until 6:30 p.m. Located at

3253 Noyac Road. Sag Harbor. 631-725-7110. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef’s tastings available seven days a week for $30. Live entertainment Fri. & Sat. Happy Hour daily from 3-6:30 p.m. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.-Thurs. and 4-11 p.m. Fri. and Sat. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PARTO’S – Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. THE REGULARS MUSIC CAFÉ – Live music. Great food. Lunch. Dinner. Happy Hour, half priced drinks 5-7 p.m. 631 . 287 . 2900 1271 North Sea Rd, Southampton. THE SALTWATER GRILL – Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach, Serving amazing ocean views, friendly service, and classic, simply grilled seafood and steaks. Lunch/Dinner/Drinks/Live Music. 631 288-1485. Located 379 Dune Road Westhampton Beach. SAVANNA’S – Open for dinner at 6 p.m. Happy hour Monday-Friday until 7 p.m. Monday and Tuesday Prezzo Fisso all ngiht with three courses for $32. Wednesday is lobster night, featuring Chef’s special lobster menu. Gracious dining indoors in our historic dining room and outside the rose garden. Located at 268 Elm St. Southampton. 631-283-0202. SUNSET CAFÉ – Organic cafe by day, wine and martini bar by night. Offering organic coffee, wraps, sandwiches, soup, salads and baked goods. Located at 49 Sunset Ave, Westhampton Beach. (631) 288-3010, TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best” Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703 ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK– 60s Surfer Beach Style. Grilled Ka-bobs, Great Burgers, Vegetarian choices and Salads. Kids play while adults checkout the frozen drinks. Come early - grab a spot. Late Night Swinging Bar. Open at 11/7 days.

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Art Openings & Galleries OPENING RECEPTIONS STUDIO VISIT WITH ARTIST TED VICTORIA – 10/4 – 11 a.m. In New Suffolk. Directions given upon registration. Sponsored by Art Sites, Riverhead. 631-871-1556. EAST END PHOTOGRAPHERS GROUP FALL SHOW – 10/4 – 4-8 p.m. Open 10/4, 12-9 p.m. and 10/5, 12-5 p.m. Ashawagh Hall, Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-744-0597. CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – 10/4 – 5-7 p.m. Eileen Hickey-Hulme and Len Bernard. 136 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-267-3627. THE DRAWING ROOM – 10/4 – 5-7 p.m. “Watercolors” by Jane Wilson and a group show, “Tipping the Balance.” Open Mon., Fri. and Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 16R Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – 10/4 – 6-8 p.m. “Recent Works” by Barbara Press. 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-204-9704. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – 10/4 – 6-8 p.m. “Figuratively Speaking.” Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. CELADON GALLERY – 10/5 11 a.m.-1 p.m. brunch reception. “Objects,” a group show. Open Sat. and Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. GALLERIES ART & SOUL GALLERY – “AbstrActions” 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. ART SITES GALLERY – “Between the Lines:

PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Artists Using Words.” Open PICK OF THEWEEK Showing Michael Paraskevas’ Thurs. to Sun. 12-5 p.m. 651 West EAST END PHOTOG- extensive work and children’s Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591RAPHERS GROUP book illustrations from Maggie 2401. FALL SHOW – 10/4 – 4-8 and the Ferocious Beast and other CHRYSALIS GALLERY – 2 p.m. Open 10/4, 12-9 p.m. and books he published with his Main Street, Southampton. 63110/5, 12-5 p.m. Ashawagh Hall, mother, Betty. Open by appoint287-1883. DECORDOVA GALLERY – Springs Fireplace Rd., East ment. 83 Main St., Westhampton “100 Years of Arts.” Open Fri., 3-7 Hampton. 631-744-0597. Beach. 631-287-1665. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – p.m., Sat. and Sun. from 12-6 p.m. and also by appointment. 538 Main Street, “On Land and Sea.” 516 Main Street, Greenport. Greenport. 631-477-0620. 631-477-1021. ELAINE BENSON GALLERY – “Landscape SOUTH STREET GALLERY – Paintings by Treasures.” Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Jeanne Kenney. 18 South Street, Greenport. 631Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631477-0021. 537-3233. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Looking East,” GALLERY SAG HARBOR – Jewelry and through 10/14. Sat.-Mon., 12:30-7 p.m. 66 Main St., Collage by Mia Fonssagrives Solow. New Fall Prints Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. by Joe Chierchio. Open 12-5 p.m., Thurs.-Sun. or by UBER HOUSE GALLERY – “Phoenix,” a photo appointment. 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725presentation by GEIR. 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 7707. 631-725-0909. GUILD HALL GALLERY – Larry Rivers’ VERED GALLERY – “Contemporary and “Major Early Works.” 158 Main St., East Hampton. Modern Masters.” Open Sun.-Fri. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. and 631-324-0806. Sat. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 68 Park Place, East Hampton. JILL LYNN & CO. – “Square by Nature,” pho631-324-3303. tography by Richard Felber, through 10/18. 66 Jobs WALK TALL GALLERY – “Topographies,” by Ln., Southampton. 631-287-1001. Susan Rockford and Setha Low. On display through KESZLER GALLERY – “The End” and selected 10/5. Open Tues.-Sun. at 11 a.m. or by appointment. images from “Mermaids and Flowers” by Michael 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-9776. Dweck. 45 Main St., Southampton. 631-204-0353. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – “The Second MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Open daily, 10 Sag Harbor Art Festival,” through 10/20. Open daily, a.m.-5:30 p.m. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 63112-6 p.m. Closed Tues. 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 537-7245. 631-725-0097.

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p.m. Igor Lovschinsky. Southampton Cultural FRIDAY, 3 Center, 2 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. ARF BARN SALE – 10/3-5 – 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Fri. NAKED STAGE – 7:30 p.m. Edward Albee’s and Sat., 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 50% off weekend. To benefit Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Montauk Library, ARF Adoption Center. Thrift & Treasure, 17 Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-3377. Montauk Highway, Sagaponack. JUDY CARMICHAEL – 8 p.m. Bay Street PINK FRIDAY – 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Breast cancer Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0818. awareness fair. Southampton Hospital, 200 Pantigo SUNDAY, 5 Pl., Southampton. 631-329-2425. AUTHOR READING – 6 ANDREW REISTER’S p.m. Natalie Goldberg. Canio’s FAMILY DAY FUNDRAISPICK OF Books, 290 Main St., Sag ER – 1-11 p.m. Southampton Elks Lodge, 605 County Road Harbor. 631-725-4926. THE WEEK WITH CARE COCKTAIL JUDY CARMICHAEL – 39, Southampton. 516-429PARTY – 6-8:30 p.m. Help bet- 8 p.m. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, 9443. ter the lives of women and fam- Sag Harbor. 631-725-0818. TUESDAY, 7 ilies in our community. E-mail NAKED STAGE – 7:30 p.m. Yom Kippur by Meri Wallace. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. SATURDAY, 4 HUDSY 5K – 9 a.m. Proceeds fund heart healthy THURSDAY, 9 activities at Quogue Elementary School, Edgewood HAMPTON THEATRE COMPANY – 8 p.m. Road, Quogue. 631-288-7954. Bus Stop. Quogue Community Hall, Jessup Avenue, ADOPT A SHELTER DOG WEEKEND – 10 Quogue. 631-652-8055. a.m.-4 p.m. Bideawee, 118 Old Country Rd., Westhampton. 631-325-0200. OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS EMPTY BOWLS – 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $20, to benefit the Water Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Rd., Water Mill. SATURDAY, 4 631-726-4625. NORTHWEST PASSAGE – 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Meet FALL BULBS NOW FOR SPRING BLOOM – at the check-in station near the entrance to Cedar 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Marders Nursery, Snake Hollow Point County Park. 631-725-2888. Road, Bridgehampton. 631-537-3700. ONE OR TWO LOOPED TRAILS – 10 a.m. BIG DUCK HOMECOMING CELEBRATION Meet at Daniels Hole Road and Power Line Road, – 2-4 p.m. Big Duck Ranch, Route 24, Flanders. 631East Hampton. 631-324-8946. 727-5342. SUNDAY, 5 PARLOR MUSIC SERIES – 2 p.m. Larry Moser. LONG POND GREENBELT – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Meet at Mashashimuet Park, Sag Harbor. 631-725Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. 4237. LIFE IS BUT GREAT – 7 p.m. Performance by WEDNESDAY, 8 BIG REED HARVEST HIKE – 10 a.m. Meet at Ralf Ziervogel and reception. Watermill Center, 39 the parking area off East Lake Dr., Montauk. 631Watermill Towd Rd., Water Mill. 631-726-4628. 324-1127. RISING STARS PIANO RECITAL SERIES – 7

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GOOD COOKING Dear Dan, Just finished reading your book In the Hamptons and couldn’t put it down. What a delicious concoction – my compliments to the chef! All those anecdotes, all at once historical, were touching, humorous (natch) and unforgettable! The readers now know the Hamptons, even if they’ve never been there before. Thank you for a great read. Alice Essesian Via e-mail P.S. – I tried to send this message through” asIndicated on the inside cover of the book but to no avail (unrecognized), so here I use the “Letters” box of Dan’s Papers. Thanks – DR SHELTERED SALLY Dear Dan, We have noticed that Sally Flynn’s column “The Sheltered Islander” has not been in the paper lately. We really enjoyed reading her column and hope that she will be back in Dan’s Papers. There has been no announcement about Sally in

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your paper other than the cryptic note in the “Police Blotter” of the September 19th issue, which stated, “Nothing happened on Shelter Island.” Should we be concerned? Sincerely, John D’Angelo Southold, NY Via e-mail We love Sally and will continue running her column when space permits! – S.G.. Mng. Ed. DEBATE NUMBER ONE Dear Dan, In Friday night’s debate, Senator Obama presented an enlightened vision of a New World order. He showed us clarity of vision, enlightenment, compassion, and true globalism – that is, an understanding that many other countries have values and priorities different from those of the USA that need to be recognized and included in America’s international policies. Meanwhile, McCain just trots out the same old garbage – so backward, so unenlightened, so primitive, narrow-minded and selfserving that he would drag us back to the middle Ages if he could. You know who I am voting for. Kenny Mann Sag Harbor Via e-mail Who? – DR NOT SO BAD To the Editor, In the Sept. 19, 2008 edition, T.J. Clemente wrote an article about taxes. The first sentence reads, "Perhaps the most volatile component in the financial crisis facing the Hamptons and the nation is the fact that one in every 10 mortgages is in foreclosure." 10% ??? This is an absurd falsehood. When I read it, I immediately went to Google for an answer. From the latest data from "The Mortgage Bankers Delinquency Survey,” the current foreclosure rate is 2.47%. It is way up. In normal times the rate is about 1%. The survey also noted that the rate on fixed 30-year mortgages is lower than it was in 2002. My point in writing to you is that this is irresponsible journalism. The author and the editor are guilty of fanning the flames of the gloom and doom crowd and using

lies to do it. You should print a retraction and an apology. Bill Keating Hampton Bays Via e-mail The source for the information was a statistics report from the Mortgage Bankers Association, (cited in an article on, entitled "Nearly One Homeowner In Ten Delinquent Or In Foreclosure." And therein lies the problem. The 10% refers not only to foreclosures, but includes homeowners who were past due on mortgage payments. Mea culpa. – SG, Mng. Ed. SETTING THE STORY STRAIGHT Dear Dan, I have never seen such a stream of lies and misrepresentations in your article in the 9/12 edition called Alert: You see people praying in their homes in WHB, call the police. I invite you and the public to go on line and check phone calls to the Westhampton Police for the past three months and you will find one phone call to the Westhampton Police by Irene Barrett and it was to notify the police she had received a written physical threat. The first part of your article is a lie and I leave others to correct the other ninety-nine misrepresentations in this piece. Loretta Barrett Via e-mail I thought she did call the authorities to report the address of this allegedly offending behavior. If I am wrong, I apologize. – DR

Police Blotter Oh That? That’s Just Payroll Herbert Geller, a businessman in Westhampton is going to jail after he swindled $600,000 from 92 businesses that used his company to pay federal payroll taxes. District Attorney Thomas Spota, known for jailing people who do this type of crime, nailed him to the wall after he pointed out that businesses were paying their payroll tax twice, with the payment ending up in Geller’s pocket. He faces 20 to 30 years in prison. Go get ‘em Spota. Drunk, Fell Asleep, Charged A local man in East Hampton went out for a night of drinking and drank too much. He knew not to get in his car and drive, but didn’t realize that trespassing onto somebody else’s lawn and passing out would be such a problem. The owner of the house is pressing charges for criminal trespassing. No Insurance, A Bit Of Drugs A man in East Hampton was pulled over for failing to use his directional signal. After a computer

check police realized that the man was driving his car with canceled insurance. While being questioned, police found a small quantity of cocaine on the man. The man really wishes that he had used his directional signal. Sex Offenders Get Bigger Trailer In Riverhead, a newer, bigger trailer is being used to house sex offenders who are also homeless. The trailer is being used as a temporary shelter for the sex offenders. A temporary shelter for homeless sex offenders, yep, no problem there. Viagra Scheme A 70-year-old man is being questioned after getting prescribed unusually large amounts of Viagra. Apparently the man is reselling the Viagra to people he knows in exchange for getting the prescription for them. The people that he sells to are afraid to get the prescriptions themselves out of embarrassment. Crucifix?

A man in East Hampton was pulled over after an officer noticed that an extremely large crucifix was hanging from his rear-view mirror and was dangerously obstructing the drivers view. After the officer pulled the man over, he found that his drivers license had been suspended. The man was arrested. Can You Hear Me Now? A man in Southampton caused a disturbance after he started to yell and scream into his cell phone at a restaurant. The man was yelling so loudly, “ARE YOU THERE? CAN YOU HEAR ME? ARE YOU THERE?” that patrons in the restaurants became extremely uncomfortable and began to leave. Finally the restaurant manger stepped in and asked the man to take his phone call outside. When he came back in for service, the manager asked him to turn off his cell phone while he ate or else he was going to call the police. The man apologized. Compiled and Written By David Lion Rattiner

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Delivery Person: P/T for Florist. Versatile, Light Maintenance Duties, Clean Driving Record, some Heavy Lifting. Knowledge of East End a Must. 516-971-8441.

Year round position in Hamptons location. Must be fun, lovin ng, friendly, energetic, pet lover with valid drivers license. Duties will include helping with children and household. Must have lots of patience, team player, loves outdoors and swimming. Fllexibility is a must. Prior experience with references. State salary requirements, fax resume to: (212)832-9317


“Our 26th Year” * Private Chefs * Butler/ Houseman * Cou uples * Drivers, Security * Estate Managers * Elder Care/ Senior Companions * Event Staff * Groundskeee pers * Handyman, Housekeepers * Home Health Aide * Nanny’s * Personal Assistants * Yacht Staff

Must have experience with customer service, phones and data entry We need a computer literate, organized, detailed minded person with a pleasant phone manner and the capability to multi-task in a Southampton office

RN 3-11 F/T Admissions Nurse Mon-Fri & RN or LPN: Per-diem 7pm-11pm

212-838-5900 (New York City)

FULL TIME with ben nefits

Full Time Live-In Nanny sought to run Household and to Care for Three Children (Ages 5, 2 & 1).

561-848-4777 (Palm Beach)

Fax resume to (631) 287-6245

Must be Mature Person with Child Care Experience.

Licensed & Bonded

Clubhouse Manager

Fax or e-mail resume to: Westhamptt on Care Center 78 Old Country Road Westhampton, NY 11977 Phone 631-288-0101 Fax 631-898-0576 jmontanaa ro@

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Nanny/ Mother's Helper Wanted: Mature, loving individual wanted to care for 2 children in our home, M-F, 9-4, East Hampton. Live-Out. References & Experience Required. Please call 631-807-4434.

New York.Palm Beach.Miami Vincent Minuto, Proprietor


Year round, flexible hours

Food/Beverage Part or full time

Come and be part of the most progressive team in the restaurant and golfing industry! Candidate must be proficient in Catering Sales, and Management of the Dining Room and bar areas. Duties also to include event planning and marketing, as well overseeing general clubhouse maintenance.

Food & salad prep

Ananas Spa located in Southampton Village is looking for a New York State Licensed massage therapist. Part Time all year position. Please contact Renata or Malinda at 631-287-9099 or email resume to:

Health Care


Deli in Springs

Ananas Spa located in Southampton Village is looking for a New York State Licensed esthetician. Part Time all year position. Please contact Renata or Malinda at 631-287-9099 or email resume to:

SEAMSTRESS/ TAILOR For an athletic apparel company in East Hampton! Position paid legally, experience with flat seam surger. Machine provided. Call 631-525-7782

Must work Saturdays when needed.

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Inn Keeper or Couple Manage 16 room waterfront Inn in Aquebogue. Apartment plus s alary. Responsible with excellent references. Call 631-722-3212

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Website Designer / Developer needed for popular Hamptons website. Must be proficient in HTML / CSS, with familiarity in Adobe Dreamweaver, Photoshop. Knowledge of PHP, Flash a plus. Full time, year round, salary commensurate with experience, 401K and health insurance available as part of package.

ASSISTANT F/T Personal Executive Asst. Needed in Sag Harbor office. Minimum 5 years prior exp req. C andidate must have thorough knowledge of Microsoft Office p roducts and MAC computer, strong comm munication skills and ability to handle muti-task projects. Responsibilities include schedulingg, correspondence, filing, etc. P rofessional appearance. Excellent interpersonal, writing and orgaa nizational skills are a must. Absolutely No Agencies. Applicant must state salary requirements. Faxx Resume: 212-863-1563. Receptionist- Weekend position available for real estate office in Southampton. Pleasant telephone manner and computer knowledge a plus. Call 631-616-3389.

Retail Fax resumes to 631-537--6374 attention Kathy or email to

RETAIL OPPORTUNITIES Full Time & Part Time. East Hampton athletic apparel company seeking highly motivated, upbeat people who believe in the

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impact of yoga/ athletics, and life- altering potential of wearing stretchy pants to work every day! Position paid legally. Email RETAIL SALES ASSOCIATE- for High End Womens Shoe Store in Westhampton. Motivated, Energetic and Fashion Oriented. Full Time. Retail Experience required. Please call 631-329-4500

Situation Wanted Estate Management/ Caretaker full time position needed. 11 years estate experience. 20 years military experience/ retired, Resume upon request. 631-793-2078

Licensed Bow Hunter, seeking private land for a rchery hunting. Please Call

Merchandise Wanted Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490

Frank 631-484-3259 Will pay daily fee. Nurse Caregiver Highly educated specializes in Alzheimerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, Dementia, and Parkinsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. Also takes of people with various illnesses and disabilities.. Excellent References. 10 years experience. Wonderful travel companion. US Citizen fluent in English and 4 European languages. 914-960-4374

Experienced, detail oriented personal assistant is seeking a position. I have computer and secretarial skills. 516-319-0675

Personal Assistant Will manage your home or office. 25+ years experience, take charge, excellent references. 631-655-6442

House Supervisor/ Estate Manager. 17 years experience. NY State drivers license, English speaking, Excellent references. 631-466-7516

Retired Construction Super. will watch your house, check your construction work, do handyman work.. Joe 631-725-1992

Housekeeper with 31 years Merchandise for Sale Hamptons experience looking for position. Excellent references Steinway, Hamburg model B 631-591-0430 or Cell grand piano, $65,000. Call 631-764-2886 631-725-0891

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Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819.

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales Bathroom Counter Top Company Closing Shop! Over 500 bath counter tops must go starting at $20 and up. Most new in box, bring your measurements. Saturday, 10/4 only. 6 Industrial Dr., Quogue. (631)804-2732 East Hampton, 95 Mill Hill Lane. Household goods, furniture and antiques. Saturday 9- 4. HUGE TAG SALE! Saturday October 4th 9AM -4PM RAIN OR SHINE 11 Mecox Bay Lane Water Mill (South of 27 @ Mecox Rd & Bay Lane)


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EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BU UY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales Restoration & service repair for your foreign n or domestic car. CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819


51 Jobs Lane, Southampton Weekend Courtyard Sale 20 - 50% OFF All Furniture & Home Decor! (631)259-2865 Wed.- Sun., 11am - 6pm. Wa rehouse/ Yard Sale: Saturdayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9am-5pm. Sept. thru October. Famous upholstery. 69 Mariner Dr., Southampton. Paul (631)513-3107

Lost/Found Diamond Ring. Family heirloom lost Aug. 29th, Main Street Westhampton Beach. Substantial Reward. 631-288-9296

Pets The Chocolate Dog Pet Sitting Pet Sitting in Your Home. 15 years experience. Daily Dog Walking also available. Responsible with references. Licensed, Bonded, Insured. (631)457-9984

SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT HOME YARD SALE October 4, 10am- 5pm, (Rain Date: Oct. 5). Large Framed Horizontal Fapâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Anis Poster, Glass Dining Table with 6 chairs, 46-inch Sony Rear Projection HDTV Whirlpool Washer & Dryer, Foosball Gaming Table, Oriental Style Rug, Golf Clubs, Electronics, Collectibles and Much More!! 28 Long Point Road. Brick Kiln to Jesse Halsey to End, Left on Bluff. Bear Right at Bottom of Hill, Follow Signs. Saturday October 4th. 9-1. Furniture, books, paintings, brick-a-brack. 338 Townline Rd, Sagaponack. SOUTHAMPTON Yard Sale (Multi-Family) October 4th and 5th 9AM to 1PM, 153 Pulaski St. Rain or Shine

FACELIFTS FOR YOUR HIGH END CAR. Be Ready for the Summer of 09â&#x20AC;&#x2122; * New carpeting, seats, tops, hardware, paint. * Make your car gorgeous again * Pick up and delivery. * References. 2-1816 Call Billy at (570) 772

Land Rover 06â&#x20AC;&#x2122;, 29k miles, excellent condition, $19,500. Range Rover 04â&#x20AC;&#x2122; 30k miles, excellent condition, $35,000. Cadillac â&#x20AC;&#x153;Classicâ&#x20AC;? Green Convertible, with white top, Young, male, neutered house1970, great condition, $25,000. broken black Chow Sharpei mix. Vet checked, shots. Happy, likes Call 631-725-0891 dogs. (516)459-3509

Household items, furniture, boating & golf equip, clothing, tools, mowers,, computer & electronic audio equipment, lots more

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NOW is your chance! Need to supplement your income in a slow economy? Want to REPLACE your current incomee? Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve combined 5,000 year old ancient practices with todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fastest growing industry then added a never seen before third party endorsement to create the next Iconic Brand! Get started TODAY! www. or Call 631-374-4058

Carpentry D.S. CUSTOM CARPENTRY Kitchens & Baths, Additions, Renovations, Media Rooms, Custom Built-ins, Mantels, Specialty Trim. Property Caretaking and House Watching Services. Complete Home Improvements. 25 yrs experience. Licâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d & Insâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d (631)723-0437

Child Care PORS S CHE CAYMAN S 2006. Cobalt Blue. Low Miles. Near-Perfect Condition. $48,000.00

Automotive ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP

We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653)

Cannillo Motorsports, Ltd. Office 631-242-4414 Cellular 917-620-8158 Open Mon-Sat 10am-7pm Sun by Apptt Only 91 Porsche 911 Conv. $21,950 87 Porsche 911 Carrera $18,500 89 Maserati Bitrbo Cnv $15,950 87 BMW 635CSi $6,950 We buy cars and check out our website for additional inventory and information

NANNY AND LIGHT CLEANING AVAILABLE Experienced, responsible, good references. (631)899-3830 Cell (631)384-2063


Business Opportunities BE YOUR OWN BOSS Unique Opportunity. Award Winning East End Pet Shop with Huge Client Base has Comppletely Appointed Grooming Suite Available for Rent. CALL 631-871-2928

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An experienced woman will clean your house. Reliable, good references. 631-745-3251

Mike’s Hardwood Flooring Installation, Finishing, Staining. Borders and Custom Repairs. 631-288-2029 631-553-9282 Email:

Hardworking Polish woman cleans your house for reasonable price. 631-523-1492 Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 Maria, House Cleaning Service Reliable, good references, year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910/ 631-727-0862 MARY’S CLEANING Service House- Office- Restaurants Seasonal. Year Round. Cell (516) 641-2666 (516) 690-3726 Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-604-5438. Bonded & Insured.

Garages Car Storage Winter, new private garage. $175 mo. Sag Harbor 631-725-8001 U LT I M AT E G A R A G E S by Z C I We custom build 2-12 Car Ultimate Garages at your hoome 631-368-6972

Handyman A Better Job with DR. BOB’S CARPENTRY & HANDYMAN SERVICE House Watching, All Home Improvements, Minor Repairs, Powerwashing, Mildew Removal. Attic & Basement Clean Out. Licensed & Insured. 631-767-2123

Handyman A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Liicensed and Insured. 631-728-8955 Handyman For Weekends!!! Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday Call Mete Cell 631-664-5560 Mister Handyman Inc. The Handyman Can! Powerwashing Painting, Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping, Weldii ng & Carting Fast & Reliable Service. Licensed/ Insured. 631-594-1453 m

Marine Chris Craft, 1999, open bow, 21’, I/O with trailer, seats 9, $15,000. Call 631-725-0891 Swezey’s Harts Cove Marina Winter Storage $21.00 per foot Full Service/ Mechanics, Great Rates! 631.878.3700

Massage Therapy Marcia Tumpowsky NYS LMT Therapeutic Massage, Kripalu Yoga Educator, Healing Touch Practitioner. 631-725-1618 212-860-2536

Moving/Storage Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.

“The British Perfectionist” Fine Carpentry, Gen’l Repairs, Painting, Winter House Watching, Decks Repaired / Stained Power Washing 631-525-2740

Health/Healthcare Companion/ Elder Care Provider SEEKING EMPLOYMENT. Direct Care Experience, will provide exceptional care. Doctor visits (your car), shopping, etc. 3-4 days/ wk, $20.00/ hr. References. Grace (631)325-0466

Home Improvements

GOODFRIEND SELF STORAGE Climate controlled Nice “move in” truck 631-324-5550


Landscape/Garden P rofessional Wait & Bartending Services Be a Guest & Enjoy Your Party. Leave the Rest too Us!

ARBORVITAE SALE: 10 for $120. Other nursery stock available. (631)897-0267

Millie 631-793-9356 Patti 631-553-3518


Party Svce./Music

Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturists On Staff.

New York’s Most Dangerous Big Band * Swing to Santana * * Sinatra to Funk * 631-581-2127

Sewing 27 Years of Design, Construction and Maii ntenance (631) 725-1249

L-Star Transport Since 1989. Your Personal Touch Vehicle Transporter. New York to Florida. 631-698-7209 800-527-8765.

Trees/Shrubs Large caliber specimen trees. Large, blood maples, different beeches, weeping specimens, a lot more! 631-849-2608 Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326. WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year


A1 Painting, Interior & exterior. All Construction Repair Co. Painting, staining, power washMasonry, Tile, Carpentry. ing. Quality & competitive. Free Small jobs okay. Garage and estimates. Mike 631-287-1808 bilco doors installed and repaired 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565. Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skyReferences. No job too small! lights, gutters, chimneys, archi631-329-0055, 631-827-3902. tectual, antiques, recarpentry, decks, siding, repainting. Party Services 631-324-2200, 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200 ALL ABOUT YOU 1st CHOICE Tree service & landscaping, fall clean- ups. Free Estimates. Quality & competitive. Mike 631-786-3464.


Carmen’s Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Montauk Loft Apt in Montauk Manor, Lobby level, Sleeps 4, 2 full baths, partially furnished Amenities of the Manor, pool , sauna, tennis and workout room.$1,800 mo includes utilities. Available Nov Call Owner 631-668-1613 Southampton Village 2 Bedroom 1 Bath on Pine Street. Available Immediately. Clean, new appliances. $1,775. Call: 800-227-0595. Year Round, Heat Included.

Commercial BRIDGEHAMPTON: Office Space, 2nd floor, $500 pm.. Available immediately. Cell 914-325-0772 Bridgehampton: office space. Beautiful space in new cottage for quiet professional or creative work, bath & kitchenette, utilities included. $1,000 monthly. (631)335-6224 Quogue: Industrial space, 2 miles from Sunrise Hwy., 4,100 sq. ft., will divide, great space for exotic car collector or club, shop or storage. All new paint. Separate office & bathroom. (631)804-2732

Commercial SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Retail/ Office Space. 550 square feet. 631-259-3612 Sag Harbor: Potato Barn, 2,800 sq. ft., new construction, full bath, kitchen, natural gas heat/ CAC, light industrial- no retail. Perfect live/ work, or home/ office. $2,500 monthly. $950K Sale (516)383-1598 WAINSCOTT P rofessional Center. Semi-private office, individual desks and workstations available for sublet in upscale professional office suite. Office suite is fully furnished and equipped. Please email or call 917-952-8329. WATER MILL Prime Commercial Retail Space Available for Immediate O ccupancy Citarella Plaza 1,200 - 2,400 square feet, For info call 631-698-2700 MAIN STREET REALTY 10 Mitchell Rd 631-288-4343 WESTHAMPTON BEACHStart Anew! Prime Village central professional office space. All utilities included + parking +bathroom. $875 per month

Out Of Town FLORIDA WEST PALM BEACH Flagler Drive, + 1,500 sq. ft, 2 bed, 2 bath, 650 sq. ft. Patio, steps to poool, fitness, sauna, BBQ, P rofessionally decorated. Granite kitchen, Cal, closet, W/D, 24 hr doorman, minutes to ALL. $5,000 per month, 3 month MIN Sale $595k 917-913-8914 or 561-301-3016

Florida, Daytona Beach: Beautiful, quiet & safe. Short/ long term for winter, 2,000 sq. ft., located in Spruce Creek Fly-in. fully furnished, new appliances, Quogue: Office space available, pool, 5 minutes from Atlantic, 800 sq. ft., heat/ air conditioning, $1,200 monthly or $500 weekly consists of 1 main room, 2 plus utilities. (386)341-7195 smaller offices and bathroom. (631)804-2732 Palm Beach Florida: The Reef RIVERHEAD ROUTE 58 Prime Office Medical Space. Approximately 1,000 - 6,000 sq. ft. New Construction, 100 Parking Spaces. G reat Visibility! Please Call 631-727-2900.

Condo, South Ocean Blvd. 2 BR, 2 bath, Lanai, fully furnished. Jupiter 3 BR, 3 bath, furnished. 2009 season. Owner/ agent. 305-505-1803

Rent / Option to Buy Southampton Village: Townhouse 3 BR/ 3 Bth. Best Beaches, Pool, Tennis Courts. Call 347-645-3315

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Rooms Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 Southampton: Charming farmhouse. 4 furnished rooms. Sauna, jacuzzi, fireplace, Winter/ Summer, Share/ Whole House 646-415-2208.

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East Quogue 3 bedroom 2.5 bath furnished, washer/ dryer, garage, $1,200 + utilities. 212-735-3895 914-232-8135

loft.) Pet friendly. Private parking and back yard garden. 8 minute direct walk to town. Close to beach.Weekly and Monthly available.Sept. to Memorial Day $1350.00 to $1875.00 Flexible. Year round also avail. Call owner: 917-721-3223

Furnished Waterfront Cottages Winter Rentals Weekly, Monthly, Season 631-722-4096 Aquebogue Monthly Winter Rental fully furnished studio on the Bay, $1,200 mo. utilities included 631 1-722-3212

Bridgehampton Designer’s 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath furnished house on private acre. OctoberHampton Bays: Share House April at a reasonable $2,500/ with Male who works full time. month. Also available year Clean House, Quiet Street. Share round. 917-838-6636 Utilities, W/D. No Smoking/ Bridgehampton: Beautifully pets $800 631-504-8155 furnished studio with spectacular Summer Rentals views and sunsets with its own deck, private entrance, open livAquebogue-North Fork ing area, marble bath, eat in Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom kitchen, cable, wireless. Utilities Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or all inclusive! Gracious living on weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096 a gentlemen’s horsefarm. Sorry no smoking, no pets $1550 a month. Winter or year round. Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Available October 1. Beach House. Dock on Mecox 631-537-9149, 201-522-3143 Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Bridgehampton Village within Location! walking distance to town shop212-794-1000 ping, restaurants, bus & train. Early 1900’s cottage newly renoWeekly Rentals vated & decorated. 2+ Bedrooms, 2 Baths. Very clean & charming. Set on large fenced BRIDGEHAMPTON and landscaped property. $1,800 BRAND NEW month +utilities. For appointSpectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7BR, ment, call Dan 516-480-3302 7 full bth, on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basBridgehampton. 4 bedroom, 3 ketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bath, fireplace, CAC, huge deck. BR, 5 Bth house available with Conveniently located between all amenities. Wkly or wkends. Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor. No smoking/ pets. Oct. 1 - Apr. Owner 212-579-4964 30 $1900/ mo. Also available weekly. 516-756-1774.


Winter Rentals

AMAGANSETT DUNES 2 Bedroom, 2 Bath, CAC, all appliances, walk to beach. Available October 1st $1.300 Monthly 631-512-6701

BRIDGEHAMPTON. Renovated farmhouse, steps to town, bus, train, ress taurants. All amenities, garage, pool house, private yard, bike to beach. Nov 1st through May 1stt $2,000 monthly. (973)769-3263 (973)983-2555


Amagansett Village OctoberMay 1. Furnished 1 bedroom and studio apartments. All utilities included plus cable. Walk to town, beach and train. $1200$1600 per month. Gansett Green Manor. 631-267-3133. Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront, Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s. For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ 646-369-4106

5 bedrooms, 6 baths, 250 foot beach, fireplace, sunsets, upscale. $2,500/ mo onth plus utilities. 631-324-0376 East Hampton: Waterview, furnished 3 BR’s, 2 baths, new kitchen, family room w/ fplc, large deck, 2 min walk to beach, all appliances, $1,600 monthly. Call (631)267-3745

Hampton Bays 1 bedroom, 1 bath, furnished waterfront apartments. Basic cable and utilities inclluded. No pets. $825/mo. Available Sept. - May 2009 Call: 631.728.6200 or swissaireresort@ HAMPTON BAYS MUST SEE! Waterview of Shinnecock Bay, Private Lane. Beautifully Decorated, Cozy. 3 BRss, 2 Baths. Fireplace. Deeded Beach Rights. Winter $2,500 month Owner 631-728-0939 Hampton Bays. Small fully furnished one bedroom waterfront condo. Waterfront. Private beach. Washer/ Dryer. 917-881-4168. Hampton Bays: Contemporary Cape, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, furnished, CAC, washer, dryer, large deck, hot tub. $1,400 monthly. Available Oct.- May 15th. 917-612-7007.

SAG HARBOR, AZUREST 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 1 mile to Main Street. $1,850. 917-414-2703. SAG HARBOR, AZUREST 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 1 mile to Main Street. $1,850. 917-414-2703. SAG HARBORWalk to Long Beach Spacious 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room/ fireplace, oversized kitchen/ dining room/ living area, internet, big deck. $3,000FILM FESTIVAL WEEK Also available as winter rental 917-363-1758 e-mail: Sag Harbor/ Noyak: Beautiful 4 bedroom, 3.5 baths. Fully furnished home. private wooded 1 acre. 2 entrances. 10 minutes to village. Available immedialty real bargain. $2500 a month. (917)509-6189 Sag Harbor: Waterview, 2 BR, 2 bath Condo. Now- June. $1,000 monthly plus utilities. (646)256-4118

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197

Sagaponack/ Bridgehampton

Quoogue - Waterfront, three bedrooms two baths, OHW heat, $1,750.00/month

Now - May, $29,000.

4600 sq. ft., 4 BR, 3.5 bath, 3 car garage, heated gunite poool.

Year round available. (631)276-3317

Montauk Shores: 2 Condos for rent. Steps from famous Ditch Plains surfing beach with ocean views. Available for summer/ winter rental: Unit #201 (cable TV), additional queen and twin sleeper couches. Unit #407 (satellite TV). Both Units: 12 by 48 feet with own parking spot. Two bedroom (queen/ full), additional aerobeds available. Central AC, 1.5 baths, LR/ kitchen, Outdoor deck with grill, Gated community with heated adult and kiddie pool, recreation room, playground. Summer rates: MD- LD (including Sept.), $2000 / week all inclusive or special monthly/ seasonal rates. Winter rates: $1200 per month: Oct. thru May (utilities/ cable/ satellite additional). Please call: Lynn 631-804-8048 Sag Harbor Village. Historic Townhouse 187 Madison St. Coops.Newly renovated Furnished garden apartments. Beautiful 1888 original hardwood floors, with all new kitchens and baths and furnishings. 800 Sq. ft. 1-2 bedrooms (w/

SHINNECOCK HILLS WATERFRONT. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace. MINT CONDITION. Now-May 15th $1,500/m month (631)871-1808 Southampton Private, furnished renovated 600 sq. ft. 1 bedroom plus alcove New kitchen and bath Now- May 20, 2009 $1,050/ month Utilities Included 516-510-6414 Southampton Village Charming bright, cheerful apartments, completely furnished, each with private entrances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Available through May 15. No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870

Winter Rentals Southampton Village: Charming 3 BR, 1 bath cottage. Available Now - May 15th. $1,600 monthly. (917)859-9989

Winter Rentals Westhampton/ Quogue. Gorgeous, furnished 1 bedroom apartment, many extras. Available seasonally, monthly, weekly, weekends. (516)456-5776

Southampton. St. Andews Condo. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace, garage, New kitchen, Year-Round Rentals immaculate, beautiful grounds. Flexible Time period/ reasonable Bridgehampton: Charming 2 bedroom apartment in unique 917-287-6845. country setting. Spacious living Water Mill Beautiful, spacious room and full bath. Close to all. AC & cable. Suite 2. $2,000/ home with recent upgrades, lovely kitchen and baths, 6+ bed- month. 631-537-2293 rooms, fireplace, hot tub. Walk Southampton: New to market, to Jitney/ Water Mill Village. open theme, double french entry October 1- May 1. $5,000/ doors, fully furnished, lower month plus utilities. unit, 9 foot ceilings, large l/r, 516-316-1172 631-559-3192 kit.,dining area, bathroom, one b/r, walk-in closet, in private, WATER MILL 1 room cottage gated home…2 plus miles to ocean, and village…. Available on 9 acre estate with pond. 2 now! , includes, phone, cablevimiles from Southampton. September to June. $1,000/ month. sion, tv, elec, heat, etc.. call owner/ bk, (no fees), 917-572-5090 917-331-2023 ...631-204-9393 ( Avail as permanent rental WATER MILL 5 Bedroom house on 9 acres with pond, very $1,450) as of Sept 1st. Owner/ Bk private. Available monthly. 917–331-2023 $4,000/ month plus utilities. 917-572-5090 EAST HAMPTON Water Mill Must See!!! Contemporary 3 bedroom, Beautiful, large home with 2.5 baths, central air, recent upgrades,lovely kitchen fireplace, cathedral ceilings and baths, spacious living areas, with skylights, fireplace. Cable, wireless wrap around deck, internet, maid, garbage, land1 mile to town. scaping included, $600 per room monthly, share gas and electric. October 1- May 1. 516-316-1172 631-559-3192 Water Mill. New spacious 1 bedroom. Furnished, washer/ dryer. Detached private garage apartment. Available Sept 15th thru May 15th. $1,200. mo. 516-428-4121 WESTHAMPTON 3 BR, 2 bath, single family, furnished home for winter/ spring rentalnow through end of June 2009. Renovated ranch with garage, large fenced- in back yard, cathedral ceilings, well located on excellent block. $1,750 per month + all utilities, one month security. Contact Girard 914-602-4200 or Westhampton Beach 1 Bedroom co-op. Fully furnished, Washer/ Dryer. Walk to all. No stairs/ pets/ smoking. Includes cable/ heat. 917-208-4706 WESTHAMPTON BEACH OCEANFRONT CONDO Yardarm 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths Deck, pool, tennis $1100 Month Oct-April 30th or $3,00 00/Month year round OPEN HOUSE SUNDAY NOON -2 PM 917-279-9381 646-781-9300

$3,000 monnthly. 347-885-7315. EAST HAMPTON Large 1 BR, furnished apt. private entrance/ patio/ fireplace. Year round $1250 includes utilities. Call 917-596-0150 East Hampton Village 5 Bedroom house available. Year round $3,500/ month or winter rental available 516-635-8437 East Hampton, Northwest Woods 3 Bedrooms 2 marble/copper baths EIK, bamboo cabinetry, Granite counters skylite, teak floor G reat room: beamed ceiling, skylights, wbf. Well furnished. Black heated pool, Pergola CAC, W/D, Garage Walk to water 718-398-8377 $3,000 East Hampton/ Sag Harbor area: 2 BR, 1 bath cottage with fplc, EH school district, no pets, $1,600 monthly. (631)725-1743 East Hampton/ Sag HarborContemporary saltbox. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, heated pool, CAC, fireplace, extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. $3,000 monthly. 212.229.8053

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East Hampton: Delightful, light, airy private contemporary tucked into peaceful, wooded setting. Midway between East Hampton And Sag Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 baths. Master Jacuzzi, sunny pool, central air. fireplace. Photos available. $46,000. Call owner (646)246-7227 EAST HAMPTON: Cozy 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage just outside village, less than 2 miles to ocean. Available now for $2,200/ month. Call 516-971-1986.

East Hampton: New, Furnished, 1 Bedroom, Private, WiFi no smoking, Utilities Included. $1350 year round; $8,000/ Summer Season 646.729.6875 East Hampton: Spacious and clean 2 BR, 2 bath Condo in upscale Georica Estates. Nicely furnished with CAC, fplc, patio & garage. Excellent location! Available year round, $3,000 monthly. (631)871-6104

EAST QUOGUE 2 BR, furnished, wood stove, washer/ dryer, walk to bay/ village . $1500/ month. 631-235-3314 East Quogue Tianna Shores Contemporary 3 BR’s, 2 baths, fplc, wood floors throughout, 2,000 sq. ft. deck with pool on 1/2 acre. 42” liquid crystal TV 0 monthly Year-round - $2,400 Seasonal/ Option to Buy Call owner 631-375-2835 Hampton Bays / Shinnecock Highest elevation, water view 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 3 decks, furnished, private, no traffic. $2,700 monthly 631-887-4223 Hampton Bays 2 bedrooms, 1 bath Furnished waterfront house Pool, tennis court, boat dockage $1,500 monthly 772-486-05566, 772-486-0484

Hampton Bays: Beautiful, everything newly renovated, 4 large bedrooms, 3.5 baths, hardwood floors, new granite and Stainless East Moriches: Spacious, newly Steel appliance kitchen, laundry, fireplace, garage, CAC, Central renovated 1 BR basement apt., Vac, Available ASAP, near with separate entrance, $1,200 schools, $2,200.00 monthly. monthly includes all. Use of Hampton Bays: New Construcyard, driveway parking. tion Home on 1 acre in private (631)219-8334

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community. 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 bath, granite and Stainless Steel Appliance kitchen, hardwood floors, CAC, Central Vac, 2 car garage, 18 x 36 inground pool, many extras, available ASAP, $2,500.00 a month. Josephine DeMar, Licensed Real Estate Sales Associate, Hamptons Coastal Realty, Hampton Bays, 631-728-8877 office 631-594-1921 fax 631-365-3828 cell

Hampton Bays 4 bedroom 2 bath basement garage $2,300 plus East Quogue Newly renovated 1 bedroom apartment $1,000 all Westhampton Beach 4 bedroom 2 bath pool $2,000

Flanders 3 bedroom 2 bath basement garage $2,000 plus

Hampton Bays/ Southampton Noyac upscale 6- 8 bedroom 4 Beautiful water view. 1 bath pool .8 acre $4,000 plus Bedroom and efficiency units available furnished. Near college. Reasonable. 631-764-3834 Many others avaiilable 631-283-8676 QUOGUE 2 BEDROOM

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Hampton Bays 2 bedroom apartment $1,500 all Hampton Bays 3 bedroom 2 bath Ranch pool basement $2,250 plus

REMSENBURG: HAVING IT ALL Charming furnished 3 BR, 2 Bth. Wood burning FPL, A/C Heated Pool, Private. $25,000/ year 646-242-5352

Sag Harbor Small, but beautiful waterfront cottage with dock and small private beach. 2/ 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining alcove, kitchen, new appliances and washer/ dryer. $36,000/ year. 631-909-2151

Riverhead 2 rooms in private home, all amenities, close to everything. 631-591-0430 and cells 631-764-2885 or 631-764-2886.


RIVERHEAD Furnished 4 bedroom, 1 bath. Share kitchen. $1,700/ month plus utilities. 631-241-6780 631-514-5435

Sag Harbor Baypoint Furnished 3 bedroom, 2 bath, livingroom, kitchen, single car garage, screened porch, full deck, $2,100 mo + utilities. 631-725-3442 631-725-8308

$1,750 plus utilities.

Hampton Bays Water view studio $650 plus

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Hampton Bays Large 1 bedroom washer dryer hookups $1,200 all

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but off the beaten n path. Call Natalie (631)653-6560 Remsenburg-Speonk Condo This rare walk-in end unit includes 2 bedrooms, 2 full bathrooms, CAC, W/D, deck, storage closet, pool, private parking; $1400; Owner: 917-952-4646

SAG HARBOR Beautiful 4 BR, 3. 5 bth, fully furnished, granite & stainless steel kitchen, large mahogany deck, pool & hot tub, 2 car garage on landscaped acre. Close to Long Beach $5000. 631-259-2323

SAG HARBOR Beautiful pond front, 3 BR, 2 bth, fully renovated house. Granite & stainless steel kitchen, large decks. Close to village. $3000. 631-259-2323

Sag Harbor Village Main Street. Large 1 bedroom. Renovated kitchen and bath. Parking. $1,750/ month plus utilities. 631-725-8080 Sag Harbor Village. 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath, basement, dishwasher, washer/ dryer, garage. $2,450 plus. 631-725-4895 Sagaponack. Beautifully furnished new traditional on 2.5 acres. 4/5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, library with full bath. Chef’s kitchen, heated pool, sunroom. Spectacular setting. Year-round for $95,000. MD - LD $80,000. 631-324-6620, 631-835-8040. Shelter Island. Spacious energy efficient 4 year old house, 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths, Fireplace, CAC, wood floors, washer/dryer. Walk to beach. Available October 1st. Fully furnished 917-299-5896 or 718-915-2049.

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Dimitri Boylan to Tobey & Frank Nelson, 124 South Country Rd, 2,650,000 Dimitri Boylan to Tobey Nelson, 124 South Country Rd, 1,000,000


McCarthy to Peter Goranites, 22 Great Circle Dr,, 1,175,000


Laura Auerbach, Arleen Auerbach, 18 Franklin Avenue, 1,400,000 Susan LaMontagne to Robert D Reid, 30 High Street, 1,100,000 Ruth, Lewis & John Steel, Patricia S Patterson, 155 Hill Street, 2,000,000 Buld LLC to Lorrain Sommerville-Hall, 45 Captains Neck Lane, 5,025,000 Poremba to North Main St at SH LLC, 49 Pelletreau Street, 1,141,458 Lanahan to Timothy J Whealon 52 Osborne Avenue, 1,400,000

Denise S Griffiths, Linda & A. Masotto, 145 Chardonnay Drive, 1,280,000

Marjorie D Petras, Paul & Angela Salerno, 700 Koke Drive, 1,060,000

Richard & L. Zgoda, John & D. McDonough, 43 Cleveland Dr., 1,395,000

Fili to Karen & Barry Frankel, 16 Esterbrook Road, 1,225,000 Misrahi to Franciska Bittan, 10 Cobber Lane, 1,100,000


Thomas R Kuhns, 38 Quogo Neck LLC, 38 Quogo Neck Lane, 4,800,000 Louis Hornick, Trio Family LLC, 10 Heatherwood Lane, 1,800,000




Richard & J. Brady, Michael & B. Cook, 550 Flying Point Rd., 5,600,000 Seymour H & R. Chalif, Jeffrey A Pfeifle, 204 Upper 7 Ponds Rd., 4,300,000

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Joseph A Pottgen, CTJV LLC, 31 Abrahams Landing Road, 990,000

Cyril K Lukeman, Samantha Kirby, 500 Village Lane, 755,000

BHG Dev. Corp, Michael P. Hugelmeyer, 35 West Alfred Ave., 581,547

George & Alanna Webber, Todd Barry, 84 Jessup Avenue, 969,000

Cliffeton Green, Kathryn L Huberty, 84 Huntington Crossing, 975,000

Joann Piccozzi, R & B of Shelter Island LLC, 7 Hillside Drive, 895,000

Maria M Barrera, Alexander Van Gestel, 25 Blue Jay Way, 700,500 Marsicano to Jacqueline A Kean, 5 Renees Way, 680,000 Alexander to Jamie Manville, 17 Greenway, 540,000

Stanley J Grant, Kimberly Woods, Slayton, 16 Scrimshaw Drive, 750,000 Jane Dudine-Dick, Moises A & Marta Cerdas, 325 Tuckahoe Rd., 625,000 Jason John Duraj, Jonathan & Joanne Douglas, 10 Pelham St., 735,000 Majors Path LLC to Dennis SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990 Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000 Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000




Marisa & J. Boulukos, Joseph & J. Gendusa, 49 Canoe Place Rd., 613,000


Elizabeth J Magee Trust, Concetta & Anthony Bellisari, 56 Stoll Dr., 580,000 Kujawski & Sons to Beyrodt Delea Assoc LLC, Manor Ln, 548,625


Rose Marie Filasky, Cynthia B SantaCruz, Scalzo, 1995 Aldrich Ln., 642,500






BKRN LLC, Michael Murtagh, 30 South Country Road, 750,000

Marcia Goldman to Ronald & Carol Catena, 10 Shadbush Rd., 675,000

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT/REAL ESTATE FOR SALE SHINNECOCK HILLS Charming 4 Bedroom, 2 Bath Home. New Kitchen. Double Sided Fireplace in Living Roo om/ Kitchen. Very Private. Utilities not Included. Call for Details. Kerri 631-924-0617 Shirley: new sunny 1 bedroom apartment in nice neighborhood. Kitchen with dishwasher. $900, all utilities included plus free Internet. No smoking/ pets. 631-786-8990

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Westhampton furnished apartment. 3 rooms. Heat, electric and cable included in rent. Suitable for one. $1,000/ month plus security. 631-288-8024

Southampton: Immaculate ranch. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths. Granite, new kitchen, wood floor. Sunday 1 - 4 pm. 122 St. Andrews Circle. (631)655-7358


South Fork Realty 143 West Montauk Hwy Hampton Bays 631-728-6565

Westhampton/ Quiogue: newly renovated/ furnished/ unfurnished 2 BR 1 bath cottage, kitchen, den/ office, loft, new wood floors. Walk Village, quiet area. Parking for one car. $1,600 monthly +. Immediate (516)456-3186

WESTHAMPTON BEACH OCEANFRONT CONDO Yardarm m 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths Deck, pool, tennis

Westhampton: Newly renovated 3 BR apt., $1,750. monthly, utilities included. 631-288-3190

Southampton Commons Condo Real Estate Services 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath, new kitchen, pool, tennis, Year round Certified Buyer Representative $2,000/ month 631-259-3549 available to assist in your home purchase. Licensed RE broker, SOUTHAMPTON Estate Area. MLS, NYSAR, SRES. Loretta Lovely 1 bedroom apartment Besser Family RE Inc. with gallery kitchen. Private en- 516-818-4931. trnce, patio. Suitable for 1 person. Rent includes helping with IMMEDIATE CASH odds and ends. 631-283-8163 PAID FOR REAL ESTATE NOTES! SOUTHAMPTON Totally renovated mint cond 3 BR, 2 bth Call John @ 631-208-1332 cottage. High efficiency heating & a/c. All new appliances, flat screen TV’s, flooring, & fixtures, brick patio. Very private. Close to town $2200/ month plus Rent - Sell - Live Well utilities. Avail October 1. Call 631-749-1045 Leslie Tarbell Donovan Southampton Waterfront, new construction, furnished 5 bedrooms en suite plus 2 powder rooms, living room, dining room and large kitchen with morning room, waterside gunite pool. For rent October thru May @ $6,000 per month or annual rental October to October - $150,000. Weekdays 212-841-7887; Evenings and Weekends 516-746-4165 Southampton/ North Magee Charming 3 BR, 1 bath house on large property. Dishwasher, laundry, $2100/ month plus utilities. Immediate. 917-273-0169

Open Houses EAST QUOGUE Contemporary 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace, heated pool, half acre, full basement, garage. $709,000

Wainscott South, Estate section. Fully furnished 3 bedroom 2.5 bath traditional near ocean beach. Heated pool, fireplace, CAC, farm field views, walk to Jitney, bike to beach. No smoking. Year round $81,500; Winter $21,000 (631)749-2640.

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SAG HARBOR NEW 8,000 Sq. ft. Luxury Traditional 2244 Noyac Rd, 5 in suite bedrooms, 8 bath, 6 firep places, 5 zone air conditioning ?Heating, 50 ft infinity edge gunite pool/ spa, 1.2 acres, $3,995,000 Luxury living Intl. Real Estate Zachary Tunick Exclusive Agent 917-757-3534 631-329-9999 12-2pm Sat. & Sun OCT. 6th & 7th www. web# 0529084

Westhampton 2 Bedroom house, newly renovated, mint condition on .5 acre. Quiet dead end street. Fireplace, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902 Westhampton Beach 4 bedroom. New kitchen and bth, hardwood floors, CAC, spacious with pool, newly landscaped. Walk to school. Walk to train. $2.200 Owner 516-445-1005 Westhampton Beach Studio cottage. Newly renovated bath, has pool, near train station. $800. Owner 516-445-1005

Corcoran G roup 631-903-2989 Call Patricia DeLuca

Outstanding Possibilities for Expansion and Pool. Excel O pportunity $595,000

TEST DRIVE YOUR HAMPTONS PURCHASE! October-December $5,000 plus utilities OPEN HOUSE SUNDAY NOON--2 PM 917-279-9381 646-781-9300

Commercial Hampton Bays 32-Unit Water F ront Efficiency Motel With Monthly Residents, 2.34 Acres, Pool, Office $2,399,000 Exclusive Phelps & Associates (631)588-6500


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3BR, 1.5 Bth in Clearwater Beach Community 1/2 acre + Private Gaa ted Beach & Marina, att’d Gar, Fireplace.

1,800 sq ft., excellent office space with easy access, convenientt to LIE, courts, downtown. Good for law firm, retail, real estate firm, art gallery or general usee. Kitchen area, separate back office, bathroom. Dry storage in basement. AC/ parking/ alarm. MII NT. RENTAL TOO. Call 516-443-9108

Homes Aquebogue. Renovated North Fork Victorian mini- estate on 2.6 acres. Barns, vineyard. Zoned commercial. Bridgehampton. Great investment property! Large 4 bedroom, 2 bath on private acre. Fireplace, full basement, quiet street. Short drive to Sag Harbor, East Hampton, Southampton. Room to expand. By owner $679,000. (917)691-4169 East Hampton charming village ranch. Walk or bike. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Spacious deck, outside shower. Half acre. Private yard. $685,000. 631-897-2151

Call William Dessoffy, RE Broker 631-329-1218 631-745-1497

East Hampton Priced To Sell 5 bedroom, 4 bath pool, pond, spectacular gardens. G reat Investment taxes,, close to all. $1,395,000 Owner 917-873-7858 East Hampton- Springs. Handyman special. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, attached studio, fireplace, attached garage, 1/2 acre, beach and marina rights. $525,000 (804)370-4046 East Hampton/ Barnes Landing. 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, large deck, inground heated pool, 1/2 mile to bay beach with private parking. Needs cosmetics. $695,000. Owner (631)495-5118 EAST MORICHES WATERFRONT 1 plus acres great views on wide cove, built 2004, 4 bedroooms, 3 full baths 2 cars , decks, too much to list, must see, $1,295,000 Leslie Chornoma R.E. 631-878 8-6337


HAMPTON BAYS:: PECONIC BAYFRONT RED CEDAR POINT Private Open Bayfront Contemporary on 1.2 Acres, 200' beach. Features great room with fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, full basement, 2 car, c/a. Must See! $2,100,000 EAST QUOGUE MOBILE HOME Renovated 2 Bedoom $89,000 ESTATE S ALE HAMPTON BAYS Waterfront, Rampasture Area, Shy 1 Acre, Great Views, deep water. One story needs TLC. Must See! Just Reduced $1,295,000.

HAMPTON BAYS $530,000 Ranch, 2,000 SF, Flag Lot. .57 acres, 4 BR, 2 Bath, Office, 2.5 Garage, Heated Gunitte Pool, CAC, CVAC, Irrigation System, etc. Open House Daily 12-3pm Owner 631-728-0868. Cell 631-278--5366 Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474 Hampton Bays Forever water view from this legal 5 family with a detached 2 bedroom cottage nice sized lot with great rent roll completely renovated in last 5 years $879,000

One bedroom Co-Op with pool & tennis $99,000. Studio at $49,000

Hampton Bays walk to town this L shaped ranch with possible inlaw apartment 4 bedroom 2 bath basement garage beautiful hardwood floors throughout 1-800-870-0474

GREAT STARTER HOME RA ANCH 2 Bedrooms, living room, kitchen, & expansion room. Full basement, 1/3 Acre, upgrades. $349,000

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Exclusives South Fork Realty 143 West Montauk Hwy Hampton Bays 631-728-6565

Quioogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and large deck and plenty of room for ex-

245 ft. Open Bay Front Property

EAST QUOGUE 14 Foxboro Road. New custom built home.4 BR, 4 bth, hardwood floors, on 1/2 acre, room for pool, frplc, many extras. Open House 10/4 & 10/5. 12- 4. By Builder $849K. 631-338-3891 East Quogue Price Reduced for Quick Sale. New construction. 50’x20’ pool, $975,000. Builder 631-581-7456 Eastport. Quaint cottage on Seatuck Creek. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath Livingroom with wood burning stove, EIK, deck, dock, 1/2 acre. Principals only. By owner $540,000 (631)325-3938 G reenport: charming Cottage on Silver Lake. 2/3 BR, 1 bath, FDR, EIK, studio loft, tastefully renovated, on a deep lot with small boat access and sunset views. $489,000. Call Owner for appointment 631-948-1047

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pansion all on 1.1 acres. $395,000.00 Exclusive. Quiogue - Artist Chalet - two bedroom two bath charmer with fireplace, ROW to water, .50 acres $850,000.00 Exclusive Westhampton - Three bedrooms, one and one half baths, _+ acre, quiet neighbor, one car garage. $375,000.00 Exclusive Laurel Links Golf Course " We Are Where You Want To Be" Less than 2 hours from Manhattan on Long Island's North Shore in thee heart of wine country. Ideal as a year round residence or weekend getaway. Enjoy Country Club Living Olympic Pool, Tennis Courts, Health Club & World Class Dinning. Call Edward J. Jarvis 631--835-9123 today for an appointment to meet the Builder/ Architect. Ask about our Unique P re-Constru uction price.

G reenport 631-477-2220 Riverhead 631-603-3500 Riverhead: Custom built 4 BR, 2.5 bath Colonial, GR/ FPL, EIK, LR, DR, sunroom, MBR, HW floors, .59 private acre, igp, jacuzzi, and deeded L.I. Sound beach rights. Exclusive $699,000 Southold: Meticulously restored story book c. 1900 4 BR, 2 bath Victorian cottage. Southern exposure, pastoral views, bay beach and park down the road. Exclusive $579,000.



Southold: Spacious farmhouse with large living space, updated kitchen and bath. Needs work. 1/3 mile to Sound beach. Exclusive. $399,000 Orient: 3BR, 2 bath custom cape, vaulted ceiling, energy efficient woodstove, LR, Kit, DA, deck, 2 car gar., .46 acre, sound front community. Reduced! Exclusive $575,000

Southampton Township Waterview Cottage Mooring Rights SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT! 2/3 acre on cove. REDWOOD ISLAND. 150 feet waterfront. Small house on property. $1,700,000. Owner (631)208-3989

G reenport: Turn key well maintained 3 BR, 1.5 bath Ranch sits on lush .5 acre, near sound Sag Harbor Historic District: beaches, Village shops and trans- colonial with four bedrooms, portation. Exclusive $499,000. parlor, formal dining room, eat in kitchen, 11/2 bathrooms. Full G reenport: Handyman special! basement. Barn. In the heart of 2+ BR cottage on quite street. the village. Reduced to Bring your imagination. Re$619,000.00. George Heine duced!! $229,000 Realty 725-9001 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100

Noyac Beach Community: Spacious ranch offering three large bedrooms, two bathrooms, large wrap around kitchen, living room, rear deck, full basement, above ground pool on an overSouthampton Village - Near sized plot. Walk to the beach Ocean Offering has it all! Imand stores. Reduced to pressive 5,460 square feet, 3 fire$619,000.00 Open House Sat. places, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, Sept 27th 1-3pm George Heine mini-theatre, central air, 2-car Realty 725-9001 garage, pool, tennis. Co-Exclusive $6,500,000 Southampton Cove: Newly built (2001) four bedroom house Southampton - Turn-of-Cenwith two bathrooms, living tury “Summer Cottage” in reroom, large kitchen, full basenown “Art Village”! Shingled ment, and rear deck. Asking two-story, gracious front porch, $619,000.00 formal living and dining, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, priGeorge Heine Realty vate yard. Exclusive 631-725-9001 $1,650,000 Southampton - Shinnecock Hills Stroll to Bay! The 1.2 acre site is this offering's sweet spot. Two story summer cottage, 2 fireplaces, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, room for pool. Exclusive $825,000 Remsenberg: Water community. Opportunity! 4 bedroom 4 bath house project. 3/4 acre. $700k. (631)655-7358 owner

SOUTH O LD Beautiful home surrounded by horses and protected land, 4BR, 3.5 bath custom home is sure to please. Mahogany deck, pool, patio, high end kitchen, hardwood Radiant floors, fplc, CAC & a full finished basement w/ separate entrance. Just reduced! $759,000. Exclusive. Thomas J. McCarthy Real Estate, Inc. (631) 765-5815




Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided FIREPLACE, dining/sitting sunroom, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/taxes. By owner $685,000. (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423

Southampton “In The Hills”, South of highway, 6 years new..…Custom Design,Mediterranean,Nestled on 1 private acre,”gates”, True Stucco, ..featuring….Vaulted Ceilings,…5 BRS/, 4.5 baths, great room, library,decks, verandas,porches, gunite kidney pool, fin base, (suite & rec room), garage, fireplace, sprinklers, cac, and more ! Bike, 2plus miles to Ocean (Coopers Beach) & SH Village.. call owner /bkr, 917-331-2023… Price…1.788 mil (under appraised value) Also Summer Rental 30k per mth, avail, as Winter rental Direct Access Real Estate, Inc. Southampton.. Nick Cerrato, Owner/Broker 917–331-20023

Custom 2 Story House, Wrap Around Porch, Gourmet Kitchen, Fireplace, Open Floor Plan, Walkout Basement, Many Extras. Walking Distance to Coecles Harbor Marina, On One Acre.

SOUTHAMPTON SHORES: Walk to beautiful bay beach, 3 tennis courts, marina. Adorable home, pretty property, heated 43’ pool in private setting, mature plantings. Master bedroom on 1st floor plus 2 BRs and sleeping loft / office , 2 new baths. Double height living room, sunroom/ dining, eat in kitchen. Wonderful home and investment. $800,000. 631-525-9219

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East Quogue: Half acre building lot for sale. Corner lot, southern WaterMill: Bright 3 bedroom, 2 exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles from bay. 4 miles from ocean. bath home. Almost 2 acres. Wonderful free form gunite pool, $259,000. 631-804-2732. gardens. Selling at land value! Hampton Sales and Rentals $999,999 631-726-2762. East End’s largest selection Westhampton "Handyman Spe1-800-870-0474 cial" or tear down and build your dream home! 1.2 lot. Taxes Forge River 100 x 100 lot $3238.12. Asking $349,000 Call Rosemary. All Suffolk Re- cleared can be water view $50,000 great deal alty. 631-801-2505. MAIN STREET REALTY 10 Mitchell Rd Westhampton Beach 631-288-4343

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Gourmet kitchen with cherry cabinets, granite countertops, hardwood floors, living room with sandstone fireplace, dining room, 2 full baths with marble vanities, central air. Full basement, cedar and mahogany deck. Room for pool. $699,000. 631-728-3183

own three bedroom ranch with gourmet kitchen, separate den/ office, lushly landscaped. Loaded. A Gem $899,000

Land SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. 631-325-8201 We Specialize in North Fork Land 15 Acre farm with lovely secluded 1 acre site for your home $850,000


Noyac: High one and one third pristine acres in prestigious area behind Trout Pond. Asking $1,300,000.00 George Heine Realty 725-9001 PECONIC Land for sale by Owner .91 acres suu rrounded by 2.5 acres of reserve views, walk to beach, $485,000 917-306-2971

Magnificent 5 acrre wooded site Water Mill 3 + acres permits, with 200'of frontage on LI Sound private road, good location $1,500,000 $950,000 631-726-5352 Beautiful lake front 6.5 acre, sub dividable, $699,000 20 acre farm with house and barn, $995,000 G reat Opportunity 6.5 Acres, Water view, $495,000

18 Acc re Farm, Riverhead, $595,000 Waterfront 1 Acre in elegant community $850,000 C reek Front 1.8 Acres with permits $495,000 140 Acre, 1300' of Frontage on LI Sound

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AHOY Gracious, fully furnished Quoggue - South of Quogue waterfront Studio with marina accomodations, steps from Main Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 Street. A year-round jewel $399,000 Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, LIVE LARGE Two bedroom, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive 3 bath waterfront duplex with Palm Beach ambiance in heart of Village. Move in condition with Noyac: Beautiful sloping two thirds of an acre on a quiet street boat dock. $625,0000 with possible water views. Asking $589,000.00 JESSUP JEWEL Decorator's


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NYC Midtown: On 54 between Park and Lexington. Big furnished studio with additional study room on 16th floor. Cononveniently located around all transportation, shops. Consierge service $2800 monthly. Owner (917)270-3742

Out Of Town Florida Cape Coral investment unit. New 2BR, 2 Baths+ convertible den. 1,930 s.f. outside storage room, dedicated boat dock, heated pool/ spa, granite counters, custom cabinets, Italian marble showers, tile floors, tiled lanai. Covered parking on 200 foot canal. Gulf access. Trade for condo or small house in Montauk or vicinity plus cash. Owner 954-328-6959 212-321-2851

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One-of-a-kind charming Farm on 57 private picturesque acres. Stream, pond and gard d ens add beauty to the in-ground pool, field stone walls, patios, eleven room home, 4 bedrooms, 3 fireplaces.

Country Living by the Beach Farmhouse with contemporary flair, Front porch, Pool and privacy. Wide open living room w/ wood burning stove, spacious dining room and kitchen for entertaining! The first floor master and 2 additional guest bedrooms. Exclusive $635,000 IN#31138

Gourmet kitchen becomes a family area with wrap-around windows overlooking lawns, fields.

Reduced to $2,295,000. Louse Point 3 BR cape with water views, private beach access, Perfect for kayaking and bird watching too! Exclusive IN#22075

P roperty includes separate guesthouse, barn with two 13-foot doors, machine area and separate officee.

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A 21-barrel winery with a 3,000 bottle rack room ready for fall production. On a 25-mile bike traail near TSP, Metro North, Stewart Airport, 1-3/4 Hours from NYC. Motivated Seller 914-475-8821 845-462-6888

Real Estate Wanted Buyer/ Client looking to purchase 4 - 5 bedrooms, 3 plus baths. Southampton/ Watermill area. $1.3 - $1.7 million. If you have such a property, please contact Loretta Besser Family RE Inc. Certified Buyer Representative 516-818-4931. All replies strictly confidential.

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Condo Resort on 5 acres. Furnished with 2 bedrooms, 2 baths. Eik, spacious living room, large private patio backing up to woods. Exclusive IN#54909 $399,900

Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Quogue 631-653-3535


bedrooms, 2 slate baths, slate patio. Exclusive $1.695M WEB#53374 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420

Southampton- 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Features Eik, Sunny Living Room, Loft, Sunporch, back porch and front Pergola. Exclusive IN#29390 $525,000 Center Moriches- New England style beach cottage with waterviews of Moriches Bay completely updated in 2006. Fine workmanship in built-in craftsman furnishings and trim. Exclusive IN#13711 $485,000 Hampton Bays- Ranch situated on t1/3 acre with 2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, living room, eik. Secluded backyard with inground pool and cabana.Exclusive IN#16654 $410,000

Legal 2 Family- Hampton Bays Totally updated with 5 BR, 2 BA. Coldwell Banker Upstairs apt has 3 BR, 1 BA, LR, DR, Prestigious Properties EIK, large deck. Ground level apt East Quogue 631-653-3535 has 2 BR, 1 BA, LR, EIK, brick patio. Room for pool. Great investEast Quogue Ranch. 3 bedrooms, ment. IN# 43084 Exclusive $595,000 renovated kitchen, dining area, hardwood floors, garage, basement, inSecluded Oasis- Southampton Vilground pool, deck, sprinkler system, lage Cedar shingled, Quiet location convenient to school & town. features 4 BR, 3BA, HW floors, $390,000 Exclusive IN# 12658 crown moulding, full finished basement, in-ground pool, shed and inEast Hampton turn key at unbelievvisible fence for your pets. Freshly able price. Upgraded and ready, 3 painted Low taxes. IN# 47663 ExBRs, 1 BA, EIK, living room w/ clusive $869,000 wood burning stove and full basement that's partially finished. Boat to the Beach- Hampton Bays $580,000 Exclusive IN# 38327 Open year round, Main floor 2 BR apt has open bay views from the private patio. On premises clubhouse, boat dock, bay beach, heated pool, tennis. Minutes to ocean beaches! IN# 24159 Exclusive $219,000 Best Deal- Southampton Village 4 BR Cape Cod in heart of village Tremendous potential. Set on private lot, With a little TLC, could be a real winner. IN# 55002 Exclusive $699,000

True Acre- East Moriches One horse allowed per acre in Town of Brookhaven. Lot “A” is a very private lot set back 500 feet from Atlantic Ave. Shabby Chic Saltbox. East Hampton, IN# 5733 Exclusive $449,000 One bed plus finished lower guest Builld to Suit- East Quogue 1+ acre room, 1 baths, fpl. Available $2000 parcel. To be constructed is a fabuper month. Oct - Aug. or YR/RD. lous 4 BR, 4.5 BA Post Modern References. IN#98482 home w/ main floor master, formal Calling All investors/ Builders On an DR, library, 2 car garage and pool. IN# 14982 Exclusive $1,175,000 acre with inground pool . Needs works a result of fire in second floor bedroom but there are two bedrooms Coldwell Banker two baths, kit, living room screened Prestigious Properties and large screened in porch. two story Southampton 631-283-5400 garage - Architectural plans for improvements have been created. Exclu- sive $825,000 IN#31671 Southampton- Updated ranch 1.1 acre of land. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, Clearwater Waterfront with Dockample living room w/ fpl, vaulted 100 Yards to Private Gated Beach ceiling. Kitchen has been updated Community plus own waterfront ,complete with pantry. Exclusive home with private dock 4 bedrooms IN#30574 $899,000 upper deck lower patio $3,000 per month. IN#71984 Shinnecock Hills- 4 bedroom 2 bath traditional, perfect starter home or 4000 sq ft of living space. 5 bedrooms, 4 bath/ 2 half baths. Finished investment property. Living room w/ fpl, eik, 2 bedrooms on first floor and lower level adds approx. 1000 sq ft, 2 uptsairs, attatched garage, decking with a game room, play room, addion .33 acre. Exclusive IN#42387 tional laundry room and another full bath. 20x 40 heated gunite pool, over- $545,000 sized pool patio, hot tub, cascading Sinnecock Bay- Private Waterfront

East Quogue Immaculate Cape, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, kitchen, living room, dining room, den, cac, central vacuum, basement, 2 car garage, heated pool, outdoor shower & more.... $589,000 Exclusive IN# 18772 Quogue opportunity, Must See! Raised Ranch on .60 acres bordered by Wild Life Sanctuary. Updated kitchen and full bath, living room, dining room, 3 bedrooms, deck facing the backyard. Basement features 3 additional rooms, outside entrance. $660,000 Exclusive IN# 50584 Hampton Bays, 2 Houses for Price of 1. Cottage featuring kitchen, 2 baths, open loft rooms. 2 story main house with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, office, sunroom, full basement with kitchen bath, 2 car garage and inground pool. $710,000 Exclusive IN# 55066 Hampton Bays Secluded Post Modern on wooded 1+ acre, MBR w/ jacuzzi & steam shower, junior master suite w/ BA, add’l 2 BR & 2 BA, LR w/ FP, den w/ FP, heated IGP, EIK w/granite counters, teak deck, 20x 40 heated IGP, 2 car garage, CAC, more. $1,179,000 Exclusive IN# 21576

Amagansett Office 140 Main Street 631.267.3900 East Hampton. Bring your Kayak. Waterfront 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, heated pool, garage, sunroom and central air. Exclusive $1.595M WEB#39016 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402 East Hampton. Builder's own near NW. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, OHA, central air, .55 acres, established pool "envelope." Exclusive $735K WEB#10288 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 Bridgehampton. Butter Lane Near Village. Sunsets over reserve. 1.6 acres, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, htd pool. Exclusive $2.500M W#14532 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 Amagansett. By The Sea In Amagansett. Bright, furnished, renovated 2 bedroom 2 bath in oceanfront resort. Exclusive $775K WEB# 34192 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 East Hampton. Traditional Living. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, EIK, new htd pool, great landscaping and more. Exclusive $775K WEB#12151 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 Amagansett. Dunes Beach Cottage. Built 1990 wonderfully renovated 2

East Hampton. Fabulous Restaurant For Sale. Village restaurant business for sale with lease in place. Seats in and out. Exclusive $400K WEB#9177 John Taylor 631.267.7453 Amagansett. Dunes With Pool ~ New. 3,500 sq. ft. 2 stories, 4 bedrooms, 5 baths, heated pool, central air, 2 car garage Exclusive $3.798M WEB#50053 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 Amagansett. Lanes: Stroll to Village and Ocean. Great room, den, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, pool, garage .60 acre. Exclusive $2.295M WEB#40013 Arlene Reckson 631.267.7422 Jackson Pollock's View East Hampton. Land 2.5 acres on Accabonac Harbor. Room for large house, pool, deck. Exclusive $3.5MWEB#3207 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400 East Hampton Office 20 Main St.,/78 Main St./51 Main St. 631.324.9600 o 631.324.6900 o 324.3900 East Hampton. Walk To Private Bay Beach. 4 bedroom, 2 bath neat/ tidy home. Brick fpl, heated pool. .5 miles to private bay beach. Exclusive $619K WEB#43007 Elise Prado 516.527.0043

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Sag Harbor Office 96 Main St/155 Main@Madison 631.725.5252 o 631.725.1500

in top Northwest area is priced at just about land value. Master suite on first floor with 2 addtional bedrooms with a shared bath on second floor. Exclusive. Ed Brody. Just Reduced to $875,000. IN#10480.

Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631-324-6100

Prudential Douglas Elliman SOUTHAMPTON OFFICE 631.283.4343

Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721

Southampton Land $550,000 Private, wooded 1.3 acre retreat minutes from Southampton village, ocean, ponds,bays. Room for 5 BR house, pool, cabana, generous gardens. Health permit in place. #344701.

Flanders $389,999 2 story post modern, 3 BR, 2B, LR w/ fpl, 1,800 sf., new kitchen w/ skylight, walk to private beach, front water view. Excl. F#67253.

Sag Harbor. Sensational Bayfront View. On Noyac Bay with marina, centrally located, 3 bedroom, 3 bath. Exclusive $2.395M WEB# 29071 Maureen Geary 631.725.3867 Sag Harbor Land. Sag Harbor. Cleared & ready for building permit w/Health Dept Approvals Near Bay Beach in waterfront community. Exclusive $299K WEB#04000 Jane Babcook 631.899.0111 Westhampton Beach Office 92 Main Street 631.288.6900 Westhampton Beach. Waterfront Co-Op. Ideal village location. 1 bedroom co-op. Pool and marina with docking. Exclusive $439K WEB#42058 Kathy Anrig 631.871.1011 Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631-324-6100 Gateway To East Hampton Village. Perfect spot for professional office in East Hampton Village. 3/4 acre property, plenty of room for expansion, pool and pool house. Turn of the Century 4 bedroom house, many original details. Exclusive. David Zazula. Reduced $799,000. IN#49771. Best Deal In E.H. Mint salt on 1/3 acre in East Hampton. 3 brs, 2 baths, open living/ dining/ kitchen area. Full basement, large deck. Well located. Room for pool. Exclusive. Reduced to $589,000. IN#46842. It's Like Getting A Free House. 1700 s.f. home set on a private acre

Blow Out Price. Treescape condo in beautiful area of Northwest. 3 bedroom/ 2 bath end unit with large community pool and tennis facility. Back on market. Owner Anxious. Just Reduced to $599,000. Exclusive. IN#47175. Dunes Beach House At Great Price. Fixer upper with 4 bedrooms, 2 baths and over 1500 sq. ft. of living space. Access to Amagansett East Association's private ocean beaches is just steps away. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $1,295,000. IN#10974. Sunset Shores Close to Peconic Bay. First offering of 4 bedroom 2.5 bath 1/2 acre. Living room,EIK, family room with antique exposed beams, 2 car garage,large deck, & out door shower. Exclusive. Patricia Stanis. $749,000. IN# 18571. A Wonderful Life. New listing on quiet NW cul-de-sac with meticulously maintained grounds, protected by deer fence. 3 bedrooms, pool, deck with access to dining area and living room. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $799,000. IN#21399.

Adorable Beach Bungalow. 3 bedroom beach bungalow. On large 2/3 acre with room for pool or expansion. New Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $689,000. IN#29033. Pristine, Ready For You. Clean contemporary saltbox. lots of light throughout. 3 bedrooms and 2 full baths. backyard, great deck plus pool surrounded with brick and additional decking. Awesome grounds on .40 of an acre. New Exclusive. Jack Kelleher or Judy Mendoza. $620,000. IN#33948. Least Expensive Price In East Hampton. 2 bedroom house on 1/3 acre on very nice street in Springs. Needs work but with the right moves, you'll have a winner. Exclusive. David Zazula. $350,000. G reat Deal In The Northwest. First offering in John Marshall school district and only 2 minutes to Village. Hardwood floors, heated pool, outdoor shower, full basement, and low taxes. New Exclusive. Deborah Hallissey. $695,000. IN#40737

A Breath Of Fresh Air. Talented builder renovated, redesigned entire home on shy half acre in East Hampton. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, living room w/ fpl, new kitchen and baths, beautiful pool and grounds. New Exclusive. $945,000. IN#25127

Famiily Style. Great 5 bedroom home in Lions Head Beach steps from private association beach and marina. Large 50 ft. pool, half acre property, central air, and 2 car garage. Perfect for the whole gang. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $825,000. IN#65477

Barnes Landing. Comfortable 3 bedroom 2 bathroom contemporary on .57 acre. Great floor plan with master bedroom & bathroom on 1 side of living room/ dining area and 2 guest rooms and bathroom on other side. Walk to Bay beach. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $680,000. IN#29008.

Like A Soho Loft. Delightful loftlike home in Historic Springs near Accabonac Harbor. Natural light filters through floor to ceiling windows, gourmet kitchen, new pool. On almost 3 pastoral acres. New Exclusive. Gary Reiswig. $1,495,000. IN#39859.

Hampton Bays $515,000 Charming ranch on .50 acre, 3 BR, 2 B, refinished wood floors, sunroom, EIK, updated appliances, semi-finished full basement. Tiana Shores Beach AssoNoo rthport $469,000 Excellent condi- ciation. F#66900 tion, 4 BR, 1.5 B, FDR, LR, EIK, fpl, Riverhead Commercial $1,200,000 all appliances, wood floors, patio, OHW, full basement, 2 zone heat, at- Prime Main Street exposure. 2 stores on riverfront with free parking. Retic, approx. 2,700 sf. Owner mptitail and restaurant, 3,600 sf, a/c. vated! Excl. F#2107888 F#66323. East Quogue Commercial$2,450,000 Hampton Bays Commercial Convenient location, main building $260,000 Deli has been a part of offers 1 BR apt. and 4 BR house. community for over 40 years and is in Warehouse approx. 500 sf. 25 parkgreat location. 10 year lease in place. ing spaces. Excl. F#349666 Excl. F#67425 East Hampton $850,000 Creekfront Prudential Douglass Elliman contemporary located in Clearwater QUOGUE OFFICE Beach w/ boating/ beach rights. Just 631.653.6700 1/10 to Gardiner's Bay, Totally renovated. F#64451 Westhampton Beach $1,300,000 Ranch SOH estate section 1.1 acres Hampton Bays $535,000 Well constructed home w/ garage on .43 acre. w/ tennis court, new htd pool,1,000 sf. of decking. Minutes to town/ 3 BR, 2B, kitcen w/ dining area. LR country club. Close to bay/ beach. 4 w /fpl, vaulted ceiling, 2 sky lights, BR, 2 B, kitchen, new appliances, bay window, hrdwd flrs, laundry dining area, AC & more. Excl. room. Excl. F#67189 F#56512 | Web#156512 East Quogue $399,500 2 BR, 2 B Westhampton Beach $699,000 ImDetached 2 car garage, enclosed maculate 4 BR, 2B home, newly porch. Just 1/10 mile to Shinnecock Bay beach. Summertime retreat. Excl. renovated, garage, full bsmt, park like grounds with room for pool. Close to F#66705 town, automation system, master BR Hampton Bays $555,000 Front w/ beautiful tile master bath/ balcony, porch, 4 BR, 2 B, EIK , laundry room, backyard w/ pool, 2 car garage, CVAC, CAC. Excl. F#66885 | new roof, fin. basement Close to all. Web#H22567 Exc. F#67248 Hampton Bays $480,000 Ranch. Front porch, wood burning stove in LR, dining room, kitchen w/ breakfast area, 3 BR, 2 B, laundry room on first floor. Full fin.w/ fam room Deck and yard with room for pool. Excl. F#65962 | Web# H43362 Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721

Southampton $599,999 Water property on North Sea Creek w/ new 6x 20 floating dock and catwalk. 1935 home, new roof. Access to open waterways. Motivated Excl. #63022 Web#H54254


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Realtor Listings den 2.5 B, sparkling new gourmet kitchen, open living / dining areas, fpl, htd pool CAC. Must see. Excl. F#62423 East Hampton $1,350,000 Estatelike grounds 3 BR, 2.5 B contemporary w/ new kitchen and master bath, double height living room with light from above, dining room with 3 walls of glass, CAC, pool,1 car garage, near Northwest. Co-Excl. F#66590 East Hampton $799,000 Northwest, beautiful acre, 3 BR, 2 B, kitchen open to dining area, double height LR with fpl, loads of private decking, CAC, 1 car garage. Excl. F#63131 Bridgehampton $1,675,00050's modern designer contemporary Renovated. 4 BR, 3.5 B, 2 fpls, family room, combination, living room with 2 story wall of glass, htd pool. Also for rent year round $70,000 or for winter $2,500/ month. Co-Excl. F#60124 Prudential Douglas Elliman BRIDGEHAMPTON OFFICE 631.537.5900 East Hampton $1,195,000 2-story post modern offers 4BR, 4B, 2 fpls, CAC and loads of amenities. Has pool & room for tennis. Excl. F#64811 Shinnecocck Hills $1,550,000 On 1.8 acres with separate barn. 2 story cape w/ 5 BR, 3 B, full bsmt, pool & room for tennis. Excl. F#65409 East Hampton $2,899,000 Gambrelstyle home offering 5 BR, 5.5 B, fpl, CAC, full bsmt. Lots of amenities, furnished by published interior designer. On the fringe of the Village Co-Excl. F#60807 Southampton $3,250,000 Waterfront gem. 2 story contemporary 6 BR, 3 B, 2 fpls, CAC and waterviews. Fin. bsmt perfect for playroom/ den/ office space. Htd gunite pool. Excl. F#55338 Amagansett/ East Hampton Border $995,000 2 story post modern.4 BR, 2 B, fpl, CAC and spacious kitchen. Well landscaped pool area with brick patio and pergola. Excl. F#64798

East Hampton $2,695,000 2 landscaped acres. 2-story traditional 6 BR, 6 B, 2 fpls, CAC, oak flooring Jamesport $539,000 Colonial4 BR, throughout. Custom cabinets in EIK, 2.5 B. 2 story fpl, hardwood floors, covered front and rear porches. Near a/c, updated kitchen and baths, family nature reserves. Minutes to village. room off kitchen, full bsmt w/ new oil Excl. F#60902 burner. In-ground sprinkler system. Excl. F#66565 | Web# H48285 Sag Harbor $1,100,000 Land for Sale. Prime 3.1 acres surrounded by Calverton $610,000 Beautiful views multi-million homes. Room for Private access to launch 2 story conhouse, pool and possibly tennis. Excl. temporaryon .67 acres w/ 4 BR, 2.5 B F#344647 fin. bsmt, fpl, hardwood floors and guest quarters. Excl. F#66344 | Bridgehampton $1,695,000 2 story Web#48285. farmhouse w/ 3 BR, 2.5 B, CAC, 2 fpls, sun room. 1 acre, htd pool. Prudential Dou uglas Elliman Room for expansion. Convenient to EAST HAMPTON OFFICE all. Excl. F#65516 631.329.940

East Hampton $1,169,000 Totally renovated at end of lane. 4 BR plus

Bridd gehampton $515,000 Close to Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor. 1

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story 3 BR, 1 B, full bsmt, EIK and FDR. Room for expansion on .43 acre. Excl. F#63473

reserve, close to bay with docking rights. Shy half acre w/ pool. Excl. F#54854

location on preserves. Only a few models built on the preserves Owners very negotiable. Excl.

East Hampton $3,200,000 Harborfront. Views over harbor and fronted by 191 ft. beach. 3 BR, 3 B, fpl, great room, EIK. Waterside deck Excl. F#65716

Bridgehampton $1,990,000 New to market. Recently renovated, 2 story traditional w/ 4 BR, 4 B, fpl, CAC and garage. Pool house and pool. Excl. F#52297

Quogue $3,195,000 Waterfront 1.4 acres, Approx 100 ft.bulkhead, separate dock, room for 3/4 boat, easy access to Quogue Canal.In Village of Quogue. 5 BR, 3 B, A/C, fpl, EIK, dining area, large LR, den /office, detached 2 car garage, room for pool.

Southampton $4,999,000 Bayfront. Waterfront colonial 5 BR, 4 B, CAC, fpl and walls of glass overlooking bay. Permits in place for waterside pool. Co-Excl. F#65309

East Hampton $1,350,000 2 story contemporary. 4 BR, 3 B, CAC, fpl, garage. Master suite w/ sitting area/ large bath. Dining room and well-equipped kitchen. Expansive decking around htd pool. Excl. F#63218

Southampton Post modern 1.5 acres with htd pool, 6 BR, 6.5 B, fpl, EIK w/ top of line appliances, marble counters, breakfast area. "Smart house" wired, amazing workmanship throughout. Excl. F#60688

Bridgehampton $700,000 Ranch home hidden behind hedges offering privacy, 3BR, 2B, and room to expand. Convenient to all. Excl. F#67365

Bridgehampton $4,950,000 South of Highway on 1.5 acres. 2 story contemporary w/ 5 BR, 5.5 B, prof. kitchen and full bsmt. Htd pool and tennis. Co-Excl. F#66667

Sagaponack $6,495,000 Contemporary on shy 2 acres Htd pool and tennis. 3 BR, 3.5 B, EIK and CAC. Borders 20 acre reserve. Co-Excl. F#245940

Sag Harbor $649,000 3 BR, 1 B, fpl attached 2 car garage LR has south exposure windows for maximum light. Minutes to Long Beach and Village. Room for pool. Excl. F#67068 East Hampton 1 story ranch w/ 3 BR, 2 B, fpl and full bsmt. Borders

Westhampton Bee ach $1,349,000 4 BR, 2.5 B renovated contemporary. Everything new. Kitchen is stainless & marble w/ beautiful wood cabinets, new wood floors throughout. Marble baths, new mahogany decks front and back. New landscaping and pool liner. isit our Virtual Tour. Westhampton $595,000 Lakefront condo. Walk to town, bike to beach. 2 BR, 2.5 B, kitchen w/ island, great room w/ gas fpl dining/ LR lead to brick patio, overlooking lake/ community pool. CAC, CVAC, hardwood floor, large master suite w/ deck, large master bath. 2nd BR with private bath. 1 car garage.

Southampton Township $675,000 Investment/ Income property. Mint .92 acre, cul-de-sac street, . Close to ocean and Hamptons. 3/4 BR, 2 B, EIK, LR w/ fpl, dining area, den, Eastport $634,000 New listing for the 55 or better! Condo for sale luxu- large deck and low taxes. Legal, rious gated community at Encore At- rental apt w/ private entrance, lantic Shore! Many Upgrades! Private kitchen, LR, BR and full bath. Prudential Douglas Elliman WESTHAMPTON OFFICE 631.288.6244

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Quiogue $1,695,000 New kidney shaped htd pool, copper roofing, radiant floor heat, 3 zone hydronic heating system, all marble baths, built-in cabinetry. The open kitchen w/ hi end appliances, custom wood cabinets, granite. 3 room master suite 1,000 sf. fin. bsmt bike to private beach

galore. Post and beam design on 1/3 acre 4 bedrooms with possible 5 with 2 baths. Vaulted great room Web# 27336. Exclusive. $725,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080

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TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Sag Harbor Village Restored TradiEast Hampton Office o 631-324-8080 tional. .75 acre parcel with complete privacy. Restored. Living room, formal dining room, kitchen with breakListen to the Ocean Waves. Newly fast area, den/ bedroom with bath, renovated 4 bedroom, 3 bath beach family room ,2 bedrooms, 2 baths, house 2 blocks from ocean. Master sleeping loft, self contained studio. suite deck with ocean views, large Heated gunite pool, spacious lawn decks, big yard with play gym. Half Web#36222. Exclusive. $3,995,000. acre south of highway in Surfside Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200 area. Web#49561. Exclusive. $1,450,000. East Hampton Office Bridgehampton Office District 631-324-8080 .25 acres in Bridgehampton Village zoned office district with existing Light And Bright. East Hampton house. Live or Work Web#9211. tradtiional offering 4 bedrooms, 3 Exclusive. $1,100,000. Bridgehampbaths, full basement, fpl, front porch, ton office 631-537-3200 sliders opening to lovely landscaped pool area. Web#46722. Exclusive. TOWN AND COUNTRY RE $949,000. East Hampton Office Southampton Office o 631-283-5800 631-324-8080 Hidden Northwest Retreat . On 1.3 landscaped acres with pool, pool/ guest house plus room for tennis. Light and airy Contemporary 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, 3 fpls, dining room with vaulted ceilings. Web#36230. Exclusive. $1,695,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080 Impeccably maintained with space

Rare and Inviting In Sagaponack. Bright extended Cape. Close to town and beaches 4 bedrooms , 3.5 bathrooms with Jacuzzis, living room, den, 2 fpl, country kitchen, French doors to deck, and arbored poolside terrace. Room for tennis.Web#35640 Exclusive. $2,800,000. Southampton Office 631-283-5800

Cutchogue Offices available for immediate occupancy, prime corner location on Main Rd, parking lot included. 650 sq at $1200/ mo, private bath & 1500 sq ft at $2800/ mo private 1 baths or 2150 sq ft at $4000/mo 2 baths. Web#9141. 298-0600 Laurel- Bay Beach Rights Charming 2 bedroom, 2 bath Ranch with oak floors throughout. Full basement with large finished room and attached 1 car garage. Very close to beach! Web#11404. Exclusive. Price reduced to $345,000 . Mattituck Office 631-298-0600 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Southold Office o 631- 765-0500 Charming Historic 1690'S Doctor’s House Southold surrounded by several historic homes. 2,550 sf home w/ 5 fpls has been totally restored to its era boosting wide plank boards, exposed post, beams, large kitchen w/ flp all on .75 acres. Web#34895. Co-Exclusive. $995,000. Southold Office 631-765-0500

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WATERFRONT HOME on 3 Mile Harbor located in the Northwest of East Hampton. Has gorgeous views. Launch your boat from your private dock. Watch water birds from this lush setting. Three bedrooms, two baths, plus an artists studio, and expandable. IN#35923. EXCLUSIVE $1,700,000.

THE CHARM OF THIS HOME begins as you roll up the driveway. It is just west of the Village of East Hampton. It offers everything and is replete with 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, and a wonderful living area that is large by any standard. There is a downstairs and upstairs master suite. F#54619. An EXCLUSIVE, it is new to the market at $1,950,000.

SUNSETS OVER THE WATER This remodeled cottage has 2 bedrooms, one bath, air conditioning and a full basement and garage. The windows facing southwest also have mechanized awnings to minimize glare. There are several possibilities that one might find useful in expanding the interior of the home. IN#55778. EXCLUSIVE $575,000.

AMAGANSETT OCEANFRONT on one of the most beautiful Atlantic Ocean beaches. This co-op has 360 sq. ft of living space consisting of a living room, kitchen, dining area, bedroom, bath, private deck and a heated community pool with private walkway just steps to the ocean. This would make a wonderful year round or vacation home. IN#55686. EXCLUSIVE $395,000.

ON JUST UNDER AN ACRE with over 3300 square feet, this almost finished traditional home is ready for you to select the appliances. The interior spaces are wonderfully planned. There are 4 bedrooms and 4 baths, a 2.5 car garage and unique structural items that make it a terrific look and wonderful buy. IN#25291. $1,195,000.

UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY! This cottage is set in a private community within 400 feet of the ocean. It features a living room w/fpl, kitchen, and a bedroom all leading to a patio surrounded by mature plantings. The maintenance of all common grounds as well as Town and Village taxes are included in the fee. IN#52704. CO-EXCLUSIVE Well priced at $895,000.

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