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Saturday, September 27 th & Sunday, September 28 th AMAGANSETT 6DWวงDPSP 0DLGVWRQH'ULYHวง 3BR, 2BAs, plus of๏ฌce/loft. The htd pool & pool house is ensconsed by plantings and a private outdoor shower. F#62614 | Web#H53562 $PDJDQVHWW 2IศŠFH  )UL6DW 6XQวงSP &OLII'ULYHวง 3BR, 2BA contemporary abuts a 2.5 acre reserve. Completely renovated and expanded. F#66499 | Web#H10379 $PDJDQVHWW 2IศŠFH  6DWวงSP +DZNV1HVW5Gวง Scenic water views on 2 lushly wooded acres. 4BRs, 2+BAs modern. Views of Napeague and Gardiners Bays, and the ocean. Excl. F#66860. Dir: 27E. past the Amagansett train station. Turn left onto Abrahams Landing and left onto Hawkโ€™s Nest Ln. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP 6FULPVKDZ/DQHวง Open & bright contemp. 3BR, 2BA, full bsmt on 1.3 acresjustashortdistancetoocean&Amagansett Village. Excl. F#62175 | Web#H45375 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH

BRIDGEHAMPTON 6DWวงSP )DLU+LOOV/DQHวง New5BR,6+bathhilltoptrad.w/den,greatroom,3 fpls,familyroom,chefโ€™skit.,FDR,screenedporch, gunite pool. Excl. F#52475 | Web#H0152475. Dir: Rt.27E, left on Butter, right on Scuttle Hole, left on Brick Kiln, right on Fair Hills Ln. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6DWวงSP 6FXWWOHKROH5Gวง Attractive 4BR, 3.5BA traditional-style on 1 acre features family room, den, fpl, FDR, 2-car gar., bsmt & pool. Excl. F#248393 | Web#H39461. Dir: North on Lumber to end, right on Scuttlehole, 1st house on left. Sign says 1887. 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP /XPEHU/DQHวง 4BRs and 4 fpls and totally updated with modern conveniences including central air. The guest cottage has 2BRs and full bath. Oversized gunite pool, hedged with gardens on one immaculately landscaped acre. Excl. F#63284 | Web#H54724. Dir: Mtk Hwy east, left on BH-Sag Harbor Tpk (by monument) bear left on Lumber. /RUL%DUEDULD %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 

CENTERMORICHES 6DWวงSP  %D\ 6WUHHW วง  83ft.bulkheadonOrchardNeckCreek.Renovated with 3BR, 1.5BA, new kit. Enjoy spectacular sunsets from your deck or in your hot tub. Dir. Mtk Hwy to Bellview S., right on Lauralee, right on Bay. Excl. F#66662 | Web#H14806. 4XRJXH2IศŠFH


6DW 6XQวงSP 0LOH+DUERU+RJ&UHHN5Gวง 3BR, 3BA. This 2-story includes den and full basement. Family room, hardwood ๏ฌ‚ooring, and fpl. Formal DR. 2-car garage. Excl. F#65716 | Web#H36971. Dir: Mtk Hwy E., south on Three Mile Harbor Rd, turns into Three Mile Harbor/ Hog Creek Rd, driveway on left just before East Hampton Point Marina. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 

6DWวงSP :KLWH3LQH5RDGวง 5,000sq.ft. trad. on 2 acres. 6BR, 6BAs, chefโ€™s kit., FDR, theater, ๏ฌn. bsmt, gym, 2 fpls. Gunite pool. Web#H51786. Dir: Mtk Hwy E., left on Stephen Handโ€™s Path, left at fork onto Old NW Rd, about 2 miles to White Pine Rd. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6DWวงDPSP )HWORFN'ULYHวง Renovated 3,300 sq.ft. Contemp. w/4BRs, 3BAs. Dir: Mtk Hwy E., left on Rte 114, left on Harness Ln, 3rd right on Fetlock Dr to #23. Excl. Web#H54731. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IIFH  6DW 6XQวงDPSP :KDOH5RFNวง Redesigned 1,700 sq.ft. home on 1 acre. Open loft-like space, 2 guest BR, mstr ste and BA. Htd saltwater gunite pool. Co-Excl. Web#H41792. 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP 7KUHH0LOH+DUERUวง Contemp. w/4BR, 3BA, LR & dining area all overlooking the harbor. Master offers water views. Large kit. Excl. Web#H0155695 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงDPSP 5XQQ\PHDGH'ULYHวง Borders 30 acre reserve, short distance to bay. 3BR, 2BA, fpl. Shy .5 acre w/pool. Excl. Web#H0154854. Dir: Mtk Hwy E., bare left onto 3 Mile Harbor, left on Isle of Wight, left onto Runnymeade. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6DWวงSP )RXUWK6WUHHWวง 3BR, 2BA, hardwood ๏ฌ‚oors, vaulted ceilings. Open ๏ฌ‚oor plan with light ๏ฌlled dining area, LR w/ WB stove and kit. Excl. F#60154 | Web#H55856 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH

EASTPORT 6DW  วง DPSP (QFRUH%OYGวง Fabulous condo. Built w/ many upgrades. Must be seen to appreciate the pvt location on the preserves. F#67348 | Web#H46815 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH

EASTQUOGUE 6DWวงSP 0DOOR\'ULYHวง Southampton Pines mansion boasting grand foyer w/double ๏ฌ‚oating staircase, fpl. Grmt kit., 6BR, 5 full baths, 4 half baths. Excl. F#62890 | Web#H15791. Dir. Emmet to Malloy 4XRJXH2IศŠFH 6XQวงSP 2OG&RXQWU\5Gวง Open ๏ฌ‚oor plan, cathedral ceilings, and a loft area. 2BRs, 2BAs, kit., wood๏ฌ‚oors, fpl. Room for expansion. F#53849 | Web#H0153849. +DPSWRQ%D\V2IศŠFH

HAMPTONBAYS 6XQวงSP :DVKLQJWRQ'ULYHวง Newly renovated bayfront home, on a deep water lagoon in a pvt community. Htd gunite pool and spa. 5BR, 3BA. F#47776 | Web#H0147776 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DW  วง SP 2FHDQYLHZ5RDGวง Custom built home on pvt ๏ฌ‚ag lot with deeded access for swimming/boating on Shinnecock Bay. Open living area with chefโ€™s kit., fpl, cathedral ceilings. Web#H49469 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH


6DW  วง SP /\QQ$YHQXHวง 4BR, 3BA, kit. FDR w/fpl, patio w/Koi pond, 4-season landscape & herb garden. Web#H52651. :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP &ROXPELQH$YHQXHวง WB stove in LR, DR, ๏ฌn. bsmt, Spacious yard w/ deck & room for pool. Dir. Squiretown to The Trail to Columbine. Excl. Web#H43362. +DPSWRQ%D\V2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP +XFNOHEHUU\/DQHวง Close to bay and ocean from 2BR, 1.5BA, SOH home w/htd porch, full bsmt, 1-car gar. On .32 acre. F#61091|Web#H52025.Dir.MtkHwytoPonquogue Ave, left on Bay Ave E., right on Huckleberry. +DPSWRQ%D\V2IศŠFH


6DWวงSP %ULFN.LOQ5RDGวง 6BR, 2+BA on 10 acres. Inviting farmhouse offering many extras. Excl. Web#H0158141. Dir: Mtk Hwy east, left onto Sag Harbor Tpk, left at light onto Brick Kiln Rd, house on left. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 

QUOGUE 6XQ  วง SP 4XRJXH6WUHHWวง Trad. circa 1900, currently undergoing renovation. 7BR, 7BA, 4 sep. living areas, 3 w/ fpls. F#65499 | Web#H33693 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH

REMSENBERG 6DW  วง SP 1LG]\Q$YHQXHวง Trad. SOH. Spacious home features hardwood ๏ฌ‚oors,EIK,LRw/fpl,Frenchdoorleadingoutside, FDR and half bath. F#67085 | Web#H30126 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH


6XQวงSP 6FHQLF/DNH'Uวง Condo offers open ๏ฌ‚oor plan. 2 BRs, 2 BAs, eatin kit. and dining area, LR with fpl, full bsmnt, gar., and pond view. Web#H21717. Dir: Rte 58 to Ostrander Ave., travel North to Saddle Lakes, to #139 Scenic Lake Dr. +DPSWRQ%D\V


6DW 6XQวงSP 6DJJ5RDGวง 6+ BRs, spacious LR, EIK w/att. family rm, FDR plus studio space. Fin. bsmnt, media room and gym. Htd pool w/waterfall and spa. Pool hse. Excl. Web#H0158952. Mtk Hwy E., left on Sagg Rd. /RUL%DUEDULD %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 

SAG HARBOR 6DWวงDPSP )HUU\5RDGวง New home w/ 5BR, 5.5BA, grmt kit., 5 fpls, dining, living, media, and family rooms on 1.5 acres, 4-car gar., gunite pool w/spa. Excl. F#64000 | Web#H10791. Dir: Ferry Rd, 1/2 mile from bridge. 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH

SOUTHAMPTON 6DW  วง DPSP 2OG)RUW/DQHวง Waterfront w/bay view. 6BR, 4.5BA trad. on .44 acre, 300ft. bulkhead & pool. Excl. Dir: West on Old Mtk Hwy, left on Old Fort Ln. Web#H35924. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH

6DW  6XQ  วง DPSP 3DUULVK3RQG/DQHวง 6BR, 8.5BA, FDR & LR, grmt kit., fpls, covered patio andgunitepool/spaon2pvtacres.Excl.Web#H52820. Dir: West on Hill St., right on St. Andrews. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH

6XQวงSP 0LOO)DUP/DQHวง 5BR, 4.5BA, 3 fpls & htd pool. Excl. Web#H35711. Dir: Rt.27, left on David Whiteโ€™s Ln, right on 7 Ponds Rd, right on Upper 7 Ponds Rd, right on Mill Farm Ln. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 

6DWวงSP 3DUULVK3RQG&RXUWวง Brand new 5BR, 4.5BA trad. Great room, den, lib., family room, FDR, 3 fpls, htd gunite pool. 6,000sf. on 1.4 acres. Excl. F#62298 | Web#H35715. Dir: Rt. 27E, right on Tuckahoe, left on Parrish Pond Ct. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 

6DWวงDPSP 1DURG%RXOHYDUGวง Renovated trad.-style in waterfront community w/ 5BR, 4BA, 3 fpls, modern kit., FDR, LR. Gunite pool. Excl. Web#H53472. Dir: Rt.27E., right on Mecox Rd, right on Narod. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 

6DWวงSP 1RUWK0DLQ6WUHHWวง Classic colonial-revival on .5 acre w/4BR, 4BA, chefโ€™s kit., FDR, LR, and grt room w/fpl. Oldworld details, gunite pool. Web#H53967. Dir: County Rd 39 east make right on North Main St. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 

6DWวงDPSP /RZHU6HYHQ3RQGV5Gวง 4BR, 3.5BA, fpl, FDR media room, ๏ฌn. bsmt and pool. Excl. Web#H0150225. Dir: CR39E., left onto David Whiteโ€™s Ln; bare right on 7 Ponds Rd, road splits again stay in middle. 1st house on left. 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH

6DWวง 6XQวงDPSP 3RZHOO$YHQXHวง 4BRs, 4.5BAs w/gunite htd pool. Excl. Web#H13768. Dir: 27W., left onto N.Main, under LIRR bridge, turn left, 3rd house on right. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 

6DWวงSP 6FXWWOH+ROH5RDGวง Too many business choices to list! Excl. Web#H31768. Dir: Mtk Hwy to Scuttle Hole. 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH

6XQ  วง SP 6HERQDF5RDGวง ThisstuccohomelieswithinamileofShinnecock, Southampton, National and Sebonack golf clubs. F#61300 | Web#H23660 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงDPSP 1RUWK0DLQ6WUHHWวง Restored circa 1845, legal 2-family in Village. Each ๏ฌ‚oor has 2BRs, bath, LR and kit. Room for small pool. Zoned for light commercial. Web#H0149523. Dir: County Rd 39E, right on North Main St. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6XQ  วง SP +XEEDUG/DQHXQLWวง Townhouse community. 3BR, 2.5BA, LR w/ fpl, dining area, EIK, new CAC and patio. Complex offers many amenities. Excl. Web#H46195. CR39W, left on Hubbard, right into Hamptons Club II. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงDPSP 6KRUH5RDGวง Water views from 1935 trad. with 4BR, 1.5BA and fpl. Dir. Montauk Hwy. E. to N.Sea Rd to Noyac Rd left on Shore. Excl. Web#H54254 4XRJXH2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP 1RUWK0DJHH6WUHHWวง Just outside the village. On .75 acre lot w/ room for house and pool. Excl. Web#H33782. Dir: Rte27 head North on Magee Street, continue straight through ๏ฌrst intersection on N.Magee 6DJ +DUERU 2IศŠFH 

WATERMILL 6DW 6XQวงSP 0HFR[5RDGวง Trad.-stylejustbuilt.6BR,6BA,2half-baths,4fpls. Prof. kit. w/fplc. Fin. bsmt, gunite pool bordered by reserve. Co-Excl. Web#H0157953. Dir: Rt.27E., right onto Mecox Rd., Milk Pail on your left. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6XQวงSP 'HHUศŠHOG5RDGวง 6BR, 3/4BA. on 2.7 acres surrounding the gunite pool. Lib., media room, 4 fpls & master suite. Tennis permit in place. Borders 2 reserves. Excl. Web#H53740. Dir: Rt.27 E., left on Deer๏ฌeld. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH 

6DWวงSP 6FXWWOH+ROH5RDGวง 2BR, 1BA ranch offers a business & residential opportunity. Excl. Web#H54489. Dir: Mtk Hwy North. House on left before the RR tracks 6DJ+DUERU2IศŠFH

WESTHAMPTON 6XQ  วง SP -DJJHU/DQHวง 6,000sq.ft. w/6BR, 6.5BA, FLR w/fpl, FDR, kit., apartment with 2BR, 1BA. 2-story carriage house. Tennis & htd pool. Web#H0145763 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DW  6XQ วง SP 'XQH5RDGวง Newly constructed condo complex. Magni๏ฌcent views. 10 bayfront townhouse units. Web#H55783 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DW  วง SP 6WLOOZDWHU/DQHวง Spacious contemp. 4,400+sf. on 3-levels w/ mahogany decks. Designed by Jay Sears w/ 5BR, 4.5BA. Web#H54424 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DW  6XQ  วง SP :RRGODQG$YHQXHวง Mainhouseis3+BRtrad.Carriagehousefeatures 2 separate, 2BR legal apts. Web#H31471 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6XQวงSP &ORYHU*UDVV&RXUWวง 2-story, 4BR, 2.5B home on .70 acre on a culde-sac. Den, FDR, fpl and pool. Dir. Mtk Hwy to Clover Grass Ct. Excl. F#64774 4XRJXH2IศŠFH


6DWวงSP :LOORZ7HUUDFH/Q2ULHQWวง Bayfront, nearly new 3,600 sq.ft. 4BR, 4BA, grmt kit., master BR suite, LR, fpl, family room, full bsmnt, att. 2-car gar. Web#2110944. 0DWWLWXFN2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP :$SROOR'ULYH$TXHERJXHวง 4BR, 2BA custom cape, eat-in kit., FDR, LR, updated baths & ๏ฌn. bsmnt. New oil burner, hot water heater, new roof and att. gar. Web#2108729 0DWWLWXFN2IศŠFH








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Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… “Boeing-Boeing” – Sat., Oct. 4th - $169 pp. – Winner of Two 2008 Tony Awards, including Best Revival of a Play. This 1960's farce about a bachelor who tries to juggle his romances with three stewardesses is, by all accounts, light escapist fun of the highest order. There's not much plot to relate - doors slam, stewardesses flounce and pout, and Christine Baranski plays the much put-upon chambermaid. Lake George – Stay at ‘Surfside on the Lake’ in the Adirondacks – 3-Day Fall Foliage Tour – Sun.–Tues., Oct. 5th-7th – $365 pp./do. – Come with Hampton Jitney to discover the Adirondacks. Beautiful Lake George is the setting, and your hotel is right on the Lake. Dine overlooking the lake at Club Hamilton, take a 1-hour narrated cruise on the “Queen of American Lakes”, see the 100 mile view from atop Prospect Mountain, tour Lake Placid and much more. The Outer Banks of North Carolina – 4-Day Tour – Mon.-Thurs., Oct. 13th-16th $599 pp./do. – The Outer Banks is a string of sandy barrier islands that bow out into the Atlantic Ocean and cup the shoreline. Prepare yourselves for a wonderful trip filled with a lot of sightseeing – see the many lighthouses, go to a wildlife refuge, take a ferry ride, visit quaint villages, the Wright Brothers National Memorial, an Elizabethan Garden and more. The Hamptons! – A Fully Guided 1-Day Tour – Thurs., Oct. 16th - $145 pp. from NYC and $99 pp. from Southampton – See the beautiful seascapes and diverse group of towns, each with its own flavor. Delight in the stunning landscape and some of the best beaches in the world while you get an insight into some of the rich history of this magnificent area of New York State. Attraction admissions/tours and dinner are included in this tour. West Point and Purple Heart Hall of Honor Tours and Champagne Brunch at the Hotel Thayer – Sun., Oct. 19th – $119 pp. This is a beautiful time to visit the Hudson River Valley. First, enjoy an all you can eat Champagne Brunch at Hotel Thayer, set on a hilltop overlooking the majestic Hudson River. Next you will have some free time at The West Point Military Academy Visitor’s Center before your tour of the Academy. Then travel a short distance for a special tour of the National Purple Heart Hall of Honor commemorating the extraordinary sacrifices of America’s servicemen and servicewomen who were killed or wounded in combat. Middlebury Inn, Vermont and the Simon Pearce Glass Blowers – 3-Day Tour - Sun.-Tues., Oct. 19th-21st – $539 pp./do. – Vermont’s beauty and the Middlebury Inn’s warm hospitality make the right combination for this trip. You will visit museums, have many shopping opportunities, discover new things, sample some delicious ice cream, view magnificent scenery and be amazed by the Simon Pearce glass blowers and potters at work. You will also have the opportunity to eat at Simon Pearce Restaurant at the Mill. The Red Lion Inn – Stockbridge, MA – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tues., Nov. 9th-11th - $389 pp./do. – Discover some of the wonders of the Berkshires and/or take the opportunity to visit and have a tour of Hancock Shaker Village, stroll through the village of Stockbridge, unwind at the Inn, and stop at the Norman Rockwell Museum. The Red Lion Inn is one of the few remaining American inns in continuous use since the 18th century and is a charter member of Historic Hotels of America. This tour is intended for your relaxation, so come unwind with us on this pleasurable excursion. Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas” The Musical - Wed. Nov. 19th and Wed., Dec. 17th $199 pp. – The classic holiday film comes to the Broadway stage. Described as “a new musical stage reinvention of the beloved classic film,” the musical tells the story of two showbiz buddies who put on a show in a picturesque Vermont inn, and find their perfect mates in the bargain. Many Irving Berlin classics are showcased in the new musical, including “Count Your Blessings Instead of Sheep,” “I Love a Piano,” “Sisters,” “How Deep is the Ocean” and the unforgettable title song, “White Christmas.”

The Culinary Institute of America – Italian Cuisine Lunch at the Ristorante Caterina de’ Medici and Brotherhood Winery Tasting and Tour – Thurs., Nov. 20th – $99 pp. - The Culinary Institute’s Italian restaurant is in a magnificent Tuscan Villa setting. You will have plenty of time on your own to browse the gift shops and/or grounds of the CIA, then you will travel to the Brotherhood Winery for a tour and tasting. This winery has been in continuous operation in the picturesque village of Washingtonville, NY. It is the oldest winery in the United States. You will have an opportunity to enjoy their gift shop, as well. Christmas at The Greenbrier® - 4-Day Tour – Sun.–Wed., Dec. 7th-10th - $979 pp./do. – West Virginia’s Greenbrier Resort, a National Historic Landmark in the Allegheny Mountains, is consistently ranked as one of the best resorts in the world. Experience its luxury, charm, elegance, history and tradition. The fireplaces are crackling and there are miles of garland and an abundance of poinsettias in their lobbies. Rejuvenate, rekindle and relax your winter blues away as you enjoy impeccable service. Call for the full itinerary, as this experience will last a lifetime. Radio City Music Hall – Christmas Spectacular – Dec., 9th $156 pp., Dec., 11th $156 pp., Dec.,16th $156 pp., Dec., 18th $166 pp. and Dec. 11th $140 pp. & 14th $159 pp. - Let the Rockettes take you on a thrilling ‘tour of Manhattan’ at the height of the holiday season. You will be thrilled whether or not you have ever seen this extravagant event. Hampton Jitney is pleased to escort you on this Christmas time adventure. Always exciting – always great! New York Philharmonic Presents - HOLIDAY BRASS at Avery Fisher Hall (3 p.m. performance) – Sun., Dec. 14th - $140 pp. – A New York tradition! The Philharmonic’s Principal Brass and the Canadian Brass present their annual Holiday classic, filled with wit, virtuosity, and the glorious music of the season. Comprising the principal brass players of the New York Philharmonic and the virtuosos of the Canadian Brass, you will surely be delighted. Lunch is included at Seppi’s restaurant. Vermont Christmas – 3-Day Tour – Tues.–Thurs., Dec. 16th-18th-$425 pp./do. – Relish the time before the start of your holidays in a relaxing atmosphere. Vermont is the perfect place to prepare for the holidays. Save your money for some very unique gifts as you will have ample shopping opportunities among the many wonderful activities.

Also Available: Bally’s Atlantic City Overnight – Sun.-Mon., 11/2-11/3 A Sports Fan’s 1-Day Tour – Sat., 11/15 Holiday Shopping Tour with Sarah Gardner– Fri., 11/21 Christmas In Victorian Cape May – 3-Day Tour – Mon.-Wed., 12/1–12/3 Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas” The Musical - Wed., 12/17 “1964: The Tribute” at Carnegie Hall (Re-creation of a Beatle’s concert) – Sat., 1/10 Turning Stone Resort & Casino Overnight – Sun.-Mon., 1/18-1/19

SHOW TOURS INCLUDE – Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details.

To Book A Show Tour Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton Or dial extensions 328 and 329 to reach our Greenport office.


We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more.

Visit us online at

for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott.

Get the Best Price on Tickets with a Value Pack Ticket Book! Call, Stop in or Go Online to Purchase. • They never expire • Simple to purchase • Save time and money • Any rider can use - anytime

South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

Through our online website reservation and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for information & reservations. Make your travel reservations quickly and accurately, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Book.


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The Thin White Line From HB to Montauk, What’s the Message? Give Us a Sign. By Dan Rattiner There was a report last week that persons unknown had removed nearly 30 protest signs that had been placed in strategic locations in Bridgehampton near to a former farm that has just been approved to become a subdivision. The signs had three different messages. Ten read STOP OVERDEVELOPMENT. Ten read SAVE ENDANGERED SPECIES. And 10 read PRESERVE OUR ENVIRONMENT. These signs had been put up by the owners of homes in the adjacent Hampton Farms sub-development, who got together and ponied up about $700 to create the 30 signs. Apparently, they felt enough was enough, and since they got their housing development, they wanted the barn door locked behind them. In any case, the 30 signs are gone. Poof. Vanished in one night by a perp or some perps or many perps going by in cars and picking these signs off trees and telephone poles and squirreling them into the backseats before driving off. The signs stood one-and-a-half feet high by two-feet wide. You may have seen them

if you were up on Scuttlehole Road or the Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike recently. But not now. Who done it? It’s a mystery. Some swear it was either William Koral or Dennis Suskind, who are the developers promoting the new 37lot Vintage Vines subdivision now before the town board. (Vintage Vines. Hampton Farms. Why do developments get named for what they

this strategy. Or maybe it was someone from the highway department who thought that placing one in front of a big yellow sign that read NO RIGHT TURN was so dumb he’d just take them all down. Or maybe it was somebody from a beautification project, or an anti-littering project. Maybe it was a right-wing Republican up to no good. It does bring to mind another mystery on our streets and sidewalks, which is — who the hell was it that drip-painted a thin white line all the way from Hampton Bays to the front door of the seven-story Montauk Residential Tower on the plaza in the center of downtown Montauk? The line is a wavy little thing, as if it had been dripped from the bottom of a bottle that was attached to the side of a bicycle as it got pedaled along. Where there are sidewalks, it is on the sidewalks, and where there aren’t it crosses the street or goes down the street alongside the gutter, moving smartly along. It’s about an eighth of an inch thick, and has the consistency of taffy, but the strength of a highway department white line. It will be

This is a lot of paint. It extends 30 miles...This could not have been a one-man job. But who did it?

Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan's Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities is currently available wherever books are sold.

destroy? Who knows.) But those who know these two developers say they cannot imagine either of these two gentlemen — honorable men both — stooping to such shenanigans. Maybe it’s a mole, suggested someone to this reporter. What kind of mole? A mole inside the Hampton Farms Homeowners Association who attended the meeting and did not agree with

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South O’ the Highway

(and the North too)

East Hampton resident Barry Sonnenfeld’s Bull Path Productions, Inc. has been seen shooting scenes across the South Fork for a new HBO series. The show, “Surburban Shootout,” is a dark comedy about homicidal housewives based on a British series. Crews were taping on Main Street in Amagansett and Gerard Drive in Springs, and are scheduled to film in Southampton by shooting’s end on September 26. Bull Path Productions is reportedly paying around $21,000 for police assistance, and thousands more for a variety of town permits and application fees. * * * Hamptonite Martha Stewart is cutting costs — by cutting employees. According to a behind-the-scenes scoop, Stewart has recently let go Eva Scrivo, her longtime hair and makeup specialist; Sheraton Kalouria, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia broadcast president; and one of the show’s directors. Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia chairman Charles Koppelman denies these firings, and claims recent departures were due to various company changes, and not based on performance. * * * In more Martha Stewart news, the goddess of domesticity is launching another show. A lighthearted departure from anything she’s done before, “Whatever, Martha!” will give fans new perspective into the Stewart family and lifestyle. The show will be run by Stewart’s daughter and occasional business collaborator, Alexis. * * * Fashion week is winding down, but Palm Restaurants across the nation are ramping up a huge charitable promotion with Dress For Success Worldwide, an organization devoted to promoting the economic independence of women by providing professional attire, a support network and career development skills to help them succeed in work and life. In an effort unheard of for the restaurant industry, from now until the end of October 10% of the proceeds from any item on the seasonally inspired Fall For Success Menu ordered at any of the Palm’s 26 locations — including our very own, in East Hampton — will go to the organization. * * * London Jewelers will be having a watch fair on Saturday, October 18, from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Participating brands showing brand-new, never-seen-before products include Audemars Piguet, Baume & Mercier, Breitling, Bvlgari, Carl F. Bucherer, Cartier, Chanel, Chopard, David Yurman, Harry Winston, Hublot, Montblanc, Omega, Piaget, Tag Heuer, Van Cleef & Arpels and more.



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Hampton Jitney Fall 2008 Schedule

To Manhattan

Westbound ¬



Montauk Napeague


Hampton Bays

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See Dan’s North Fork Section for our North Fork Line Run!


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To Brooklyn BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End (Eastbound) To Brooklyn (Westbound)

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Trip Notes


B. Heights B. Heights B. Heights Park Slope Park Slope Park Slope

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Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk

Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport

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Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes.

Ambassador Class Service


Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17” leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service.


The “Bonacker” Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday & Westbound Sunday.


Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound).


These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway.

This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed.

These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun. BLOCK ISLAND FERRY CONNECTION - For the convenience of our passengers living near Montauk Harbor or traveling from Block Island, HJ picks up at the Viking Ferry dock on Sunday & Monday at 6:20 p.m. Viking dock is located at 462 Westlake Drive. For more information regarding the Block Island Connection contact or 631-668-5700. Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on our website, by calling Hampton Jitney or by referring to our printed schedule.


631-283-4600 212-362-8400

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Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Watermill Southampton Manorville Lower Manhattan




To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE (from Lower Manhattan)

Eastbound READ DOWN


TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. Trip availability is subject to change — always call or refer to our website to confirm schedule. BROOKLYN & LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Brooklyn and Lower Manhattan continues this fall. MEADOWLANDS SERVICE: Once again HJ offers direct roundtrip service to Jets/Giants home games.

Fri PM


Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. - Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank


South Street Seaport Pearl St. & Fulton St. - East Side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy’s


Peter Cooper Village 1st Ave. & 23rd St. - East Side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education Building Manorville Southampton Watermill Bridgehampton Wainscott

4:55 6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25 7:30

East Hampton Amagansett

7:40 7:50

ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows” may be charged full fare.


Battery Park City South End Avenue & Albany Across from Gristedes

CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes.

Fri PM — — — — — 12:15 12:40

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4:10 — 4:15 4:25 4:30 4:35

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Fri Only 7:00 7:05

To Lower Manhattan MONTAUK LINE


B. Heights - Cadman Pl. & Clark St. B. Heights - Tillary St. B. Heights - Court St. & Joralemon St. Park Slope - Union St. & 4th Ave. Park Slope - Prospect Park W. & 2nd St. Park Slope - 9th St. & 4th Ave.


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7 Days 5:30

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To The Hamptons



7 Days 3:30


East Hampton Wainscott


7 Days 1:30


Sun thru Fri Sept./Oct. Fri Sun, Mon Only & Fri Sept. thru Nov./Dec. 7 Days 7 Days Nov. 7 Days — 9:30 — 11:30 — 9:35 — 11:35

Manhattan / 86th St.


7 Days 11:30


thru Fri W SH,MA• Mon Sat Only Only 7 Days Sept./Oct. 7 Days 7 Days — 6:30 — 7:30 — — 6:35 — 7:35 —

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Southampton Manorville


To The Hamptons Eastbound


Water Mill



Sat, Sun & Mon

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To Manhattan Westbound

Effective Thurs., Sept. 18 through Wed., Jan. 7, 2009

Lower Manhattan Westbound MTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations: • • • • •

2nd Ave. & 34th St. • North Side of Water St. 2nd Ave. & 22nd St. & Broad St. 2nd Ave. & 14th St. • State St. & Battery Place 2nd Ave. & 9th St. (Bowling Green Subway West Side of Allen St. & Station) E. Houston St. • Church St. & Cortlandt • West Side of Pearl St. & St. (Connection to Path Fulton St. Trains to N.J.) • South End Avenue


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painter who worked and lived in these parts. An employee of a local hardware store said he knew for a fact it was paint. An environmentalist said that the white line should be checked to make sure it was not radioactive. Maybe it was a nut. But why is there no message anywhere about this? It’s really weird. We have the media. It lacks a message. There’s no anonymous phone call saying that this white line signifies man’s disregard for global warming, or is a protest against the white-bread presidential campaign of John McCain or is intended to unify people all over the world. Nothing. I guess nothing is the message. Then last week, I was on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn walking along, on my way to meet somebody at a bakery café, and there it was again. The white line. Going right down the sidewalk. This is SERIOUS. Who knows how far this white line goes?

And so I’ve been on the lookout. Two days ago, I came upon a man in street clothes who was using a little wheeled device that you see highway department people using when they mean to paint a line in the street. He was painting the street. I asked him about it. “I work for the highway department,” he said. He was making little elbow markings that would show locations for surveyors. And he was using orange paint. “Where’s your hard hat? Where’s your highway department vest?” “It’s a hot day.” Today, in Wainscott, I saw a slender man with a full beard and a hammer, standing next to a car parked by the side of the road, banging an orange wooden sign to a telephone pole. The sign read EVERY 22 SECONDS SOMEONE DIES OF HUNGER. I thought — this is it. I asked, “Are you the guy who painted the long white line down the sidewalk through the Hamptons?” “No,” he said. “I’ve been wondering who did that, too.” He got the orange sign up and stepped back to admire his work. I had bad news for him. “No one dies of hunger,” I said. “People die of malnutrition. It’s factually inaccurate.” He blinked but didn’t say anything. Then, without saying another word, he got into his car, where I suspected he had hundreds of other such badly thought out signs, and drove off. •


there for years, I suspect, unless there is some sustained effort to remove it. (It doesn’t pull off. I tried.) You’ll find it on County Road 39. You’ll find it on the sidewalk on the north side of the highway going through Water Mill and Bridgehampton. It’s on the north side in East Hampton and Amagansett, and it goes out to Napeague to Montauk. And where were the police when this somebody was doing this? This is a lot of paint. It extends 30 miles. Given the thickness and the size of it, it would have to come from a container that got replaced or refilled at least every quartermile. This could not have been a one-man job. But who did it? A reporter for one of our local newspapers went out and asked people who would have seen it — if it ran in front of their store, for example — who they thought did this and why. Oddly, the answers seemed to come from the point of view of whomever got asked. A librarian in East Hampton suggested that it must have been done by someone with a lot of time on their hands. A village police officer wondered if the reporter was referring to the one that went from one end of the village to the other – that was as far as he knew because that was as far as he went. A kid thought it was gum until he tried to pick it up. The owner of an art gallery noted that the appearance of the line coincided with the birthday of Jackson Pollock, the famous drip

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The Safe Haven We Worry About Hurricanes, Europe Enjoys the Good Life By Dan Rattiner Have you ever noticed that Europe never gets hit with any hurricanes? Here on the East Coast we spend the whole summer and fall worrying about whether one of these monsters is going to come across the Atlantic to Long Island. We see devastation in Florida, South Carolina, Galveston and New Orleans from these hurricanes. Europe just goes about its business. Come to think of it, Europe never seems to get hit with anything. Have you noticed this? I’m no expert but I’m pretty up on the news. Here along the East Coast we have hurricanes. In the

Midwest they have tornados and floods. On the West Coast they have earthquakes and forest fires. And when there are disasters in the rest of the world, they’re STILL not in Europe. Volcanoes explode in Sumatra. Tsunamis crash into Thailand. There are earthquakes in China and the Middle East. Bangladesh gets walloped with just about everything, and there are typhoons in Australia and the Philippines. Meanwhile, Europe just stands there, cunningly wedged between Africa and Asia, and gets nothing. Why can’t we get the hurricanes, which form up over Africa and barrel across the

Atlantic to the west, to form in the Caribbean, charge across the Atlantic the other way and wallop Lisbon, Dublin or the northwest coast of Scotland? Never happens. Oh, I know my theory about Europe is not quite perfect. There are a few volcanoes in Italy and Greece that sometimes get worrisome. But if you think about it, Greece and Italy hang down off the underbelly of Europe like udders hang down under a cow, so they are the exception. That’s not really Europe. And of course the Rhine does overflow from time to time. Big deal. By the way, I can PROVE this theory. What (continued on next page)

SWANS SULKING, CHUCKLING, TELLING JOKES, etc. By Dan Rattiner On many ponds in the Hamptons these days, magnificent white swan couples are paddling around, leading anywhere between one and eight of their cygnets, teaching them the ropes and showing them the sights. The couples are mated to one another. And every spring they fly up from the southland to the particular pond in the Hamptons that they call their summer home where the female lays her eggs, sits on them for a month, hatches them and then, with her mate, monitors their growing up until finally, in late fall, they fly south. At the present time, the children are teenagers, almost as big as their parents, not white, but a soft gray color. They know who is running the place, and who their siblings are.

The other day, I once again drove alongside Town Pond in East Hampton on my way home from Bridgehampton and observed the two parents and three teenagers that make their home there. As far as I can see — and I pass them usually twice every day — the five swans have never left that pond for any reason whatsoever. They glide around. And they seem to have conversations with one another about not doing this or not doing that. There’s a lot of trust. A lot of schooling. A lot of obedience. This time, as I passed, I saw all five of them over on the far side of the pond where a family of four humans was standing motionlessly on the shore, taking pictures and otherwise relating peacefully with the swans. I drove around the pond and parked a respectful distance from

this interspecies encounter, and walked over. “Shhhh!” the human mother said to me. I stopped. “We are talking to them. I think they understand us.” There was a lot of cooing on the part of the humans, but no sounds at all on the part of the swans. These are mute swans, after all. Nevertheless, there DID seem to be something going on here. The swans were quite attentive. They seemed alert but relaxed. They did not feel the need to stay in any particular formation. Maybe they WERE listening to what was being said, although with all the hoots and squeaks, I couldn’t understand any of it. As I left the pond, I thought, what must it be like to be a teenage swan and every single day and every single night be alone with just your (continued on next page)

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happens when there’s a tornado or an earthquake or a hurricane? Things get knocked down and flattened. Now, where is it in the world that things that are very old are still standing? That’s right. Nothing matches the antiquities of Europe. Oh, we used to have antiquities here and there — the Gardens of Babylon, the Lighthouse of Alexandria and so forth and so on, but you know, there was the whatever it was that came through and knocked them down. So we just have these few columns lying in the dirt and these line drawings. But that’s it. I was watching Steven Spielberg’s movie, Deep Impact, on TV last night. There’s a scene in it that was filmed out in Amagansett as this giant meteor heads toward earth. It might hit

anywhere, right? But this scientist and his daughter stand on the sand and look at the meteor as it is coming into the earth’s atmosphere, and swallow hard. Is it headed for Paris? London? Berlin? Oh no. It doesn’t take but a minute or two to get through the atmosphere. Wham. It hits 50 miles off Napeague, and the resulting tidal wave kills everybody in the Hamptons, and half of everybody up and down the East Coast from Cape Cod to North Carolina. It knocks down skyscrapers in Manhattan and turns over the Statue of Liberty. But by the time the big wave gets to Bordeaux, France, it’s just a little onefoot-high ripple. “Sacre bleu,” says a Frenchman, stepping back, so as not to get his footsies wet. •



In the off-season the a/c and heating business slows down to the point where our installers are sitting around without much work. Many companies lay people off in these slow times and hope to replace their skilled workers when business picks up. This is not a good business practice and is unfair to the employees and their families. Other Dealers have refused to compromise and let the public know this, but at Flanders’s we value our skilled workers greatly and would rather keep them busy, even if it means making little or no money. To do this, I’m going to slash the price of our first rate A/C and Heating Systems. Here’s my offer: Purchase a Premium Central Heating & Air-Conditioning System (furnace and a/c) and I’ll Give you a high efficient furnace at 1/2 the normal price. Plus take one year to pay for the system W.A.C (with approved credit) If you need only an A/C or Furnace, I’ll still give you a discount off the cost of the equipment plus guarantee at least 25% energy savings or I’ll pay you double the difference of any unrealized savings during the firs year. You see, September through November is a slower time of the year for my company. With Back to school expenses and last minute summer vacations coupled with the fact that summer is over & winter isn’t started yet, folks are putting off buying A/C till next year. It’s also not cold enough for the heating season to start or do furnace replacements. So by helping us now we’ll pass big savings on to help you, a true win, win.

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parents, sleeping when they slept, eating when they ate, swimming in a line when they told you to and staying still when that was what was indicated? Wouldn’t you think they’d get a bit antsy about this? There’s a whole world outside. They can fly. Maybe I haven’t seen them do it, but there is little doubt that these days in September they surely can do it if they want to. Wouldn’t it be nice if ALL teenagers behaved like this — listening to their parents, showing them respect, doing what they say, not running off, not getting into car accidents or other sorts of trouble? These were my thoughts as I drove home. Later that evening, as the sun was setting across Three Mile Harbor from where I live, I was able to look out the windows at the swan family that is in residence at this end of that harbor. We are blessed with a swan family with, count ‘em, six teenagers. And there they were, of course, just offshore the boats, gliding along in a neat little line behind — what was this? — just one white swan. Just one white swan? What had happened? Had that son-of-a-bitch run off with a floozy? Had he died? Had he — well, what else could it be? I soon found out. As the sun set further and further, I saw him way off to the right, in some weeds, maybe a hundred yards away. He was looking for something. Food, perhaps. I don’t know. But the interesting thing was that though I saw him pad around way over there, for as long as I watched, which was about a half-hour, he never left, never came back to his family. And what I concluded was that there had been a fight. I don’t know who started it. Maybe him. Maybe her. And he was over there either because she told him to get out or because he said he was getting out. And he was messing around over there for a while until his feelings passed and he felt like returning home or he got a sign from her that he was welcome back home. I never did find out. The sun set. Darkness fell. Whatever it was, during that night, they worked it out. Because in the morning, there they were, together again, the male proudly leading the way, the wife happily close behind and the six teenagers all in a row, beaks to tailfeathers, gliding silently along as if nothing at all had ever happened. •



Most anyone in business has their busy and slow times. The heating and air-conditioning industry is no different, and fluctuates dramatically with season and weather. Like now the fall weather is too mild for either A/C or heating. This is literally how it works. When we get to peak hot or cold seasons two things happen 1) our sales and service staff have more work than we can handle. 2) The demand is so high; there is no reason to discount the price.

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Dan Explains it All What Happened on Wall St. When it Went out of Whack By Dan Rattiner A Republican is driving down a dark street at night when he sees a woman alongside a car on the side of the road. The car has a flat. He looks at his watch. If he stops, he will be late for his date at the club. He drives on. A Democrat is driving down a dark street at night when he sees a woman alongside a car on the side of the road. The car has a flat. He pulls over, whips out his cell phone and soon has five other people there fixing the problem. In short order, they break the car’s axle. Thus do Democrats differ from Republicans. And as the years go by, the pendulum swings from unfettered economic promiscuity to

bureaucratic hell. When George Bush came into office in 2000 he spent the beginning of his administration firing Democratic regulators and either not replacing them or replacing them with people from the business being regulated. The result was a whole lot more freedom in the free market system than had been before. Tightly regulated systems, in the extreme, can lead to stagnation. Unregulated free market systems in the extreme, can lead to catastrophe. Our current catastrophe happened because of a great Ponzi scheme. If you can’t financially qualify to own a house, we’ll sell it to you anyway. Just start paying us the serious money in

three years. And if you don’t have it then, why, just sell the house for a profit. This worked fine as long as prices for homes kept going up and up, which they did for years because 10 million unqualified homeowners came into the market to create a demand that exceeded supply. It was like that other Ponzi scheme, the chain letter. Send $10 within two days and in two weeks you will receive $100 back. You know it can’t go on forever. But you figure maybe you can sneak in and get yours before it comes undone. There are no laws against chain letters, because in the end, when people get what they (continued on page 32)

AND WHAT HAPPENED IN EH, IN BLACK & WHITE By T.J. Clemente Tucked away in his corner office down the hall from the East Hampton Supervisor’s office, Nicholas Lynn, or “Nick” as he prefers to be called, toils away on his laptop. As the newly hired financial consultant for East Hampton, Nick Lynn believes that his role is to “remain independent,” and make sure the present situation “won’t happen again” by changing processes and putting in controls. He also mentioned the need for more visibility into how expenditures occur. What he is referring to, of course, is the town’s $9-10 million financial hole. In the Supervisor’s office, Lynn Ryan was at

no loss for words when asked how the town got into its current mess. Explaining that the town paid its bills “as they came in,” in a timely manner, there was no way to get a handle on how the process was going, due to the fact that town revenues largely come in semi-annually from collected taxes on January 10 and June 10. On top of that, the facts and figures of both bills paid and expenditures lag in time of almost an entire year, and in other cases even longer. With the increase of delinquent tax payments by both residents and mortgage companies, collected revenue started to drop a few years back. Yet, Nick Lynn’s graphs (which he presented to me)

showed that spending for municipal workers benefits alone grew by over 23%. The lion’s share of the increases was the town’s self insured employee health plan, which was becoming “out of control.” While major health plans have leverage with doctors, dictating what they will pay for, the town simply paid the invoices submitted by the doctors for all procedures. (Perhaps down the road it should be investigated whether there was fraud by some doctors and medical facilities by comparing what they charged the town as opposed to what they received for the same procedures from the (continued on page 27)

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Farm Save #50 Warner Nursery Adds to 9,334 Acres of Preserved Farmland By Susan Galardi In Baiting Hollow, just a few miles west of Riverhead, another slice of Long Island’s way of life has been preserved. Development rights to the 58-acre Warner Nursery property on Sound Avenue were purchased by the county and the Town of Riverhead. Long Island, once an area dominated by farming and fishing industries, fell into a long period of heavy development after WWII, with wide and long swaths of commercial sprawl, and dense residential bedroom communities clustered over what had been forested areas and farmland. Eventually, the cry could be heard across the land, “Just what we need,

another development.” To stave off a development stampede, Suffolk County created the Farmland Preservation Program in 1977. The goal was to save not only the bucolic vistas that South Fork residents prize, but actual working farms by purchasing development and/or agricultural rights from the farmers themselves, thus avoiding their sale to developers. Purchase of Development Rights (PDR) allows the owners to continue to farm the land themselves or lease it, prevents any type of non-agricultural structures to be built or placed on the property, and assures that the property can never be used for any other purpose but farming. Since the program

began, Suffolk has amassed development rights to 9,334 acres of farmland. More than 5,300 acres of that are in Riverhead. In other East End towns, 227 acres of farmland have been preserved in East Hampton, 154 in Southhold, 71.25 in Southampton, and 50 in Shelter Island. Some have criticized the program as favoring points north and west, rather than the South Fork, but there are valid reasons for that focus. “One of the main goals of the program is to make the agricultural industry more viable by insuring that you still have active farms on the (continued on next page)

FARTHER EAST, A CRY AGAINST DEVELOPMENT By Debbie Tuma There’s a big debate going on in the Riverhead area about a proposal to develop a scenic and bucolic portion of Sound Avenue on the North Fork. Residents and civic groups say they fear losing the historic corridor of Sound Avenue, a rural, tree-lined road running through the beautiful vineyards, to strip malls, and seeing it become another Route 58. A few developers have proposed plans for commercial projects along Sound Avenue. In 2003, Ken Barra of EMB Enterprises proposed a 24,000-square-foot complex with retail stores and a restaurant on a 4.1-acre parcel at the

northeast corner of Park Road and Sound Avenue. Also that year, Ed Broidery of Boom Development proposed a 22,100-square-foot retail center on 14 acres on the northwest corner of the same intersection. At that time, Riverhead Town did a Comprehensive Study that concluded that there was no reason to have commercial zoning along this portion of Sound Avenue, outside downtown Riverhead and Route 58, in order to preserve the rural character of this NYS Historic Corridor. But that same year, when the town board adopted its Master Plan, concerned citizens brought to their attention that

the zoning was left commercial, which was “inconsistent” with the Comprehensive Study. In 2004, the board rewrote its Master Plan, changing the zoning from commercial to residential along this area in question. They rezoned four properties on the intersection of Sound Avenue and Reeves Park, and subsequently, the town was hit with lawsuits from EMB Enterprises, Boom Development and R & K Precision Autoworks, which has an existing repair shop on the south side of Sound Avenue. All three challenged the rezoning. In 2007, New York State Supreme Court (continued on page 34)

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island. You have a critical mass in Riverhead and Southhold, where there is a greater amount of active farms,” said Carrie Meek Gallagher, Commissioner of Environment and Energy for Suffolk County. Gallagher pointed out that, for a farm to be considered, it has to have been active within the last two year, not one that has been left fallow. Gallagher pointed to obvious reasons why fewer farms have been saved in the Hamptons. “There’s much more development on the South Fork, and the land is more expensive,” she said. “Also, we’re seeing competition between the Farmland Program and individuals who will pay a higher price for development.” It can be argued that much if not most of the farmland on the South Fork is valued more for aesthetics than practicality. After all, homes with farm vistas are advertised like properties with water views, both commanding higher prices. But with the Farmland Preservation Program looking for a greater bang for the buck and for maintaining an industry, the South Fork has had to rely on other means for preserving its gentleman farmer character. Enter the Community Preservation Fund, which has been used to preserve land and structures at 100% of the cost, as well as being a part of many joint ventures on the South Fork among the town, county, and state. According to Scott Wilson, Director of Land Acquisitions for the Town of East Hampton, “The only farmland purchase of development rights that I am familiar with as a partnership [with the county] is Damiecki on Long Lane [near Route 114 in East Hampton]. That was around 30 acres for $3.5 million.” Wilson recalled that the cost breakdown was “probably 50/50,” between county and town. Beyond that, the county’s program has not been directed toward the preservation of farms in the Hamptons very often. “The Town of East Hampton has very little farmland in comparison with other townships, and therefore we receive very little…a proportionate share of funding for this purpose,” wrote Wilson in an e-mail to Dan’s Paper. “However, the county has helped us acquire a number of projects in the last two to three years ... Off the top of my head, Dodge, Filippelli, Ross School, Weisz, Amsterdam Beach, with Boys Harbor and Cavett in the works. That’s around 350 acres in partnership for open space.” Gallagher clarified that the Boys Harbor parcel was funded through the county’s Multifaceted Preservation Program, and Cavett was a three-way split, among the county, state and town. The cost of the Warner property development rights was $5.2 million, split 70/30 between Suffolk County and the Town of Riverhead. The purchase adds up to a total of 563 contiguous acres of farmland in the Riverhead area. The Nursery, which will continue to be used by the family as a tree and nursery stock farm, is the 188th parcel added to the roster since the program began 40 years ago. It is also the 50th preserved in the county


under the watch of County Executive Steve Levy, whom we salute with the rallying cry, “Just what we need, another farm.”

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Paying Attention Bpeace Benefit Screening Supports Afghan Women in Business By Debbie Tuma “We believe more jobs means less violence, and we also believe in helping people to help themselves.” These are the words of Toni Maloney of Water Mill, chairwoman of the organization Bpeace, which she founded in 2002, just after 9/11 shook the world. Bpeace (Business Council For Peace) is an international non-profit network of business people who volunteer to help women in conflict and post-conflict countries build sustainable businesses. “Several of us got together to launch a volunteer organization of business professionals, who could use our business skills to help women entrepreneurs in post-conflict coun-

tries expand their business and create employment. Those jobs will help create more peaceful communities,” said Maloney. The female entrepreneurs that Bpeace assists employ nearly 1,800 people who support more than 12,000 Afghan and Rwandan family members. On September 27 at Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor, there will be a benefit for Bpeace’s effort to help Afghan women improve their lives and their war-torn country. It is a screening of the documentary Thread, the inspirational story of five remarkable Afghan women who are taking control of their lives and their futures, and in the process are helping to rebuild their devastated country. A Three

Graces production, created by filmmaker Laurie Chock, this film captures the true story of how these courageous women risked the potential dangers of kidnapping and defection to take a long journey to New York City, where they took an intensive three-week businesstraining program at the Fashion Institute of Technology (F.I.T.). There, they learned about the fashion industry, in order to take these skills to their own country to open up small businesses — unheard of in Afghanistan. The 10 women were brought to the city by Bpeace in 2005, and the movie documents their travels. (continued on page 36)

FLOOD ZONES REMAPPED. YOU IN? By T.J. Clemente With Hurricane Ike having done about $8 billion of damage recently, one had to wonder about the affect that price tag would have on insurance policies for homes in the Hamptons. Home insurance is affected by distance from the water, with most companies only covering homes 2,500 feet from tidal water like oceans, bays and the great lakes. After Katrina, Allstate quit Suffolk County because of the risk and losses it had during that disaster. However, just a few months ago, new rates and conventional policies became available for homes just 250 feet from tidal water. Flood insurance is valuable and needed coverage in Suffolk County. Here, flood insurance is guaranteed up to $250,000 and written by FEMA (Federal Emergency Management

Agency). However FEMA has three categories for homes. The least expensive and desirable rating is called “X” FLOOD; its premium is around $388 for the $250,000 of flood insurance. The next category is “A” FLOOD, defined by hazard elevation and proximity to designated flood areas. The least desirable category is “V” FLOOD, which is for actual negative elevation (like New Orleans); that same $250,000 of coverage can cost thousands of dollars. There are umbrella policies available with $250,000 deductibles, meaning you need a FEMA policy for the first $250,000. Just this month, FEMA rewrote the flood maps for the east end of Long Island, with homes in the Village of East Hampton and Sagaponack being adversely affected. With the new mapping

raising flood levels from a peak of 13 to 17 feet in those areas, the effects have yet to be calculated. Local firms had no “official” comment on the recent actions. In a survey, it was noted that Chubb, Fireman’s and AIG Private Client will insure homes close to tidal waters as part of a package deal with other high-end properties to spread the risk. A spokesperson at the Amaden Gay Agencies, an East Hampton firm offering insurance since 1890, said that, as of now, there are no changes in rates due to Hurricane Ike nor the FEMA map changes. But the representative added that it could change, so homeowners should call their agents and review their coverage. Barbara Lynch of FEMA released data (continued on page 34)

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Honoring the Artist: Doug Zider This week’s cover artist, Doug Zider, is a “man for all seasons.” Not only is he a graphic designer for NBC-TV, but he is also a maritime artist. We have the distinct feeling that Zider could do anything, in fact, that he puts his mind to, so potent is his enthusiasm for life. Q: You’ve been at NBC for a long time. How do you react to the changes over the years? A: First, it’s a pleasure to work with people who were there in the beginning when TV was black and white. I miss the old equipment we used to work with, however. I’m a steak and potato man; I don’t like pushing buttons like we do now. I like to feel something in my hands. Q: Actually, I know what you mean. When I majored in TV production at New York University I had to push around these huge TV cameras. But awkward as they were, I loved it. How about the sets for T V programs now? How have they changed? A: We have virtual sets. We put the talent before green screens; it’s not real. Q: What new technology do you expect in the future? A: Well, we have HD now which gives us higher resolution and raises the standards. In years to come, we’ll have more interaction and holigrams. But you know, no matter what production values we have, we will still need writers who can write a good comedy script, for example.

Q: Your own art is also important to you. I know you commute to New York and then come home and often paint. Tell me about what kinds of things you have been doing, practical things like sizes and media? A: I paint small, and I paint big. Of course, the stuff that’s bigger has less detail and can be more abstract. I also concentrate on originals; you have to have a volume of work, to continue to produce work, but I did create lithographs about 10 years ago. Now I do prints and mostly originals. Q: How about the cover, “Big Sky?” How does that relate to your work? A: It’s really Montana although I usually do local scenes. But it looks so much like Long Island. A man commissioned me to do it as a wedding present, and I asked if the scene had water in it. When he said,”Yes,” I said I could do it. Painting water is my thing because, as you know, I’m a coastal maritime artist. People like to bring my local scenes with them when they move from the area;

they feel secure with having familiar things around them. Q: Speaking of familiar things, you do a lot of collecting of local objects. A: Yes, I pick up shells and stones. It’s amazing what the heavens can create. I also like to collect things that aren’t local, like coins from the Civil War. Q: Why the Civil War? A: We were brought up to believe that war was only in a foreign land. But the Civil War was about masses of men, brother against brother, on our own soil. It was the saddest war we ever had. I thank God everyday that we live where we do. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Mr. Zider’s works will be on view starting Nov. 8 at Allison Corey Fine Arts in Great Neck. His website is

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By Debbie Tuma At the age of 26, Dan Bailey, of Sag Harbor, has traveled solo around the world and driven across practically the entire continent of Africa. In addition to being a world traveler, Bailey is also a singer/songwriter, composer, drummer, break dancer, African dancer, photographer, graphic designer, clothing designer, curator, surfer, skater, snowboarder and pranic healer, who practices yoga and Reiki, and who is an aficionado of fine cooking and wines. “I see myself as a modern-day Renaissance man, because I enjoy doing a lot of different things,” said Bailey, claiming he is “never bored.” Undoubtedly, Bailey’s eclectic upbringing in East Quogue inspired many creative abilities and interest in other cultures. His parents, Andrew and Susan Bailey, were born in England, and raised in South Africa. While he was growing up, Andrew was a musician/producer and drummer in bands, including “Deja Voodoo,” an African-voodoo group. Susan is a massage therapist and long-time professional dancer, who performed jazz, ballet, and modern dance on New York stages, and who has been teaching African dancing for years in the Hamptons. Bailey’s godfather happens to be the worldfamous master African drummer, Baba Olatungi, who started teaching Bailey African drumming as a child, when Bailey attended his workshops at Omega Institute. “My parents were great friends with Baba, who is also the Ambassador for Peace from Nigeria,” said Bailey. “Growing up, I was always around a lot of music, with my family playing and performing. I started teaching drumming when I was 13.” After Bailey graduated from Westhampton Beach High School at age 19, something happened that changed his life’s direction. It was 2001, and he was out surfing without a care in the world — but then he returned from the Montauk beach to hear the tragic news about 9/11. “It was so horrible to me that this could happen, and yet instead of staying at home, like many people did, I had a desire to travel around the world and see the different cultures first-hand,” he said. “So I bought an ‘around the world’ ticket on several different airlines, and I mapped out my trip, deciding to go west.” A few months later, Bailey drove to California, and then flew to Hawaii for surfing and skating. He then spent about three months in New Zealand, where he worked on an organic farm, and did a five-day trek, including rock-climbing. “I made money by playing my guitar in the street, and I also recorded an album in New

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During this tour, he spent much time in Ghana, where he went to learn the art of African drumming and dancing. “I was in a small fishing village called Kokrobite, and I asked the people to take me to the best drum teacher. They took me to a man named Oko,” he said. Bailey studied with Oko every day, and spent five weeks in Ghana. When he eventually returned to the U.S., he arranged for the students at the Ross School in East Hampton, where he taught drumming, to go over to Ghana and study with Oko. This past summer, the Ross School brought Oko here to teach African drumming and dance. “While on this tour of Africa, I also wrote many of the songs on my new CD, Rise Wild Stepper,” said Bailey, who also designed the album cover with a drawing of a lion, from his trip. “These songs are about going on a spiritual journey.” The CD features a Caribbean style of fresh, original sounds. Bailey also started his own independent record label, Idris Records. His diverse musical styles include reggae, blues, ska, Latin, jazz, world, bossanova, folk, rock, tribal, African, and Indian. His band has opened for the Wailers, Culture, Maxi Priest, Inner Circle and others. Bailey recently held his record release party at the Kramoris Gallery in Sag Harbor, which is also displaying his African photos. He has two more albums of African drumming coming out this fall, and has been teaching African drumming at numerous places, including the Ross School, Hayground School, the Country School, the Montessori School, Bridgehampton School and Westhampton Beach High School. For several years, Bailey has been teaching African drumming and dance classes on Thursday nights at the Water Mill Community House. And one of the most popular events he has been involved with is the popular Monday night drumming sessions at Sagg Main Beach in Sagaponack, where his African drum group follows the Samba Boom group. “I started to play with Richie Siegler of Samba Boom last winter, and I had this vision of an African Samba super-group,” Bailey said. “We play every Monday from 6 p.m. till 9 p.m.” Bailey and Living Rhythm will be playing African drum music at the Surf Lodge in Montauk on September 27, at 5 p.m. There will also be an African drum and dance demo, plus an African art show at the Quogue Library on September 28 at 3 p.m. And the beat goes on. “I am now planning to have a drumming festival in the Hamptons next summer, called Summer Drummer,” said Bailey. For more information, visit

“I was in a small fishing village called Kokrobite, and I asked the people to take me to the best drum teacher. They took me to Oko.” Zealand,” said Bailey. In Australia, Bailey learned his next feat: fire dancing. “We were in the magical Byron Bay, and there was this amazing fire show,” he recalled. These dancers were spinning sticks with fire on each end, so they looked like streaks and circles of fire, and I had to learn how to do it.” Bailey then went on to Bali where he surfed and did yoga, and traveled to South Africa, where he met his mother in Capetown and Johannesburg, and surfed in the famous spot of Jeffries Bay. He then got the opportunity to join a group on an adventurous overland tour of Africa, traveling thousands of miles over a month and a half, and going from Capetown to Kenya, through the countries of Zimbabwe, Namibia, Botswana, Zambia and many others.

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major medical plans.) Lynn Ryan believes the failure to act on converting to the Empire Health Plan cost the town an additional $4 million in the last year — Nick Lynn put the figure around $2 million. But rather than quibble about it now, it’s clear that what must be done now is to take action to remedy the situation. Of course, some board members want to do nothing on this front. (Perhaps they should come forward and take some of the heat for the accumulated $9-$10 million accumulated town deficit.) In a document provided by Nick Lynn, the noticeable growth in the cost of town workers benefit expenses and town payment to service debt is obvious. The recreational budget has also grown, perhaps due to the recreational center and its added cost and growing overhead. Nick Lynn believes aids like this document will help board members see more clearly the numbers and the trends of where the town budget of $76 million is being spent. Concerning the much maligned town budget officer Ted Hults, Nick Lynn and Lynn Ryan, as well as Supervisor McGintee, agreed he had been asked to take on more duties than he should have, and according to Lynn Ryan, wasn’t making policy. “He was paying the bills as they came in.” She insisted that Hults is being blamed for spending more money than the town took in, but again she cited the lag time and the uncertainty of how much revenue the town can actually take in, as opposed to the forecast of

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well fed — although the trainer there, “Happy� Ferguson, says he hates to think of what Hickstead might have been eating these last few weeks. Hickstead, who with rider Eric Lamaze won the gold medal in Beijing in August, was being transported to the Hampton Classic Horse Show from Westhampton Beach to Bridgehampton in a special subway car, and he apparently got loose onto the platform as he was being unloaded for the show. He leaped onto the tracks, galloped down the tunnel there and was just plain gone. Lamaze competed without his beloved Hickstead and finished in the middle of the pack. Olympic officials, veterinarians and local dog catchers sometimes caught glimpses of Hickstead, but they never could catch him. Hickstead was assumed dead last week, but then Bobby Minardi’s father stepped forward. Bobby, he explained, had a special way of communicating with horses by barking at them. He predicted that Bobby could find Hickstead, and when officials said there was nothing to lose, he was taken down to the platform in







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Art Commentary

by Marion Wolberg Weiss

The idea that an artist’s working space may motivate, inspire and influence his/her creative endeavors is a long-time fascination for this critic. Some of the evidence is obvious. Artists who produce large canvases more than likely have large wall space. The opposite must be true as well: Individuals who paint in a closet will no doubt create smaller works. Environmental factors also play a part, including the direction and kind of light, amount of distractions in the space, arrangement of objects in the studio, the outside atmosphere.While these factors are obvious, there are some aspects that are not. Consider, for example, Chuck Close’s former studio on Spring Street in New York. With all due respect, it was cluttered, busy and to an outsider, maybe even disorganized. Yet Close’s work is precise, detailed and anything but chaotic. His paintings are studies in extraordinary order, an observation that contradicts his physical surroundings, at least as they existed in his old studio. Another case in point is just as intriguing, but not contradictory: Miriam Schapiro’s East Hampton studio. It is (or was when yours truly visited several years ago) filled with storage bins, each with small boxes containing varied materials like ribbons, cloth and lace for the artist’s collages. This configuration complemented Schapiro’s expression of herself in her work: the collection of varied experiG A R D E N



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ences (material) and roles which she would play throughout her life. We could perhaps make a case for the way Lee Krasner’s studios reflected her work as well. According to the catalog for her current show at the Pollock Krasner House, she first painted in the basement of her Brooklyn home. Such constricted space became a pattern as Krasner continued to work in small spaces afforded by New York apartments and her bedroom studio in The Springs. Her canvases were similarly small and detailed, as one might expect from such spatial restrictions.





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deserve, it’s small potatoes. There are reasons for banking laws. One is that, at the end of a chain letter involving housing, what people get is to lose their homes and wind up on the street or in with relatives. And yet we cannot help ourselves. Which is why we need regulations, SOME regulations. And people to enforce them who don’t have their irons in the fire being regulated. When this country was founded, those who did so realized that people are not all they are cracked up to be. That is why we have the judicial system monitoring Congress, Congress able to impeach the Chief Executive and the Chief Executive able to veto Congress. I can’t think of any other system in the world that thinks everybody is no damn good. Sure works.

The last time we had a huge economic catastrophe was during the Reagan Administration, another Republican administration. Reagan created Savings and Loans so that “banks” could lend money without having to worry about banking regulations. People without a dime in their pockets were loaned money to open shopping centers. Lots of construction went on. Lots of new jobs were created. But when the shopping centers failed, the loans went delinquent. And so Wall Street needed a bailout. That bailout, as I recall, cost about a half-trillion dollars. Before that was another Republican catastrophe that happened during Coolidge and Hoover, when everything came crashing down into the Great Depression.


Democrats who go overboard with regulation don’t cause such drama. They cause glut and malaise. People push paper. The economy slows to a crawl. But it doesn’t scare the hell out of everybody. An interesting thing to note is that during all three of the Republican catastrophes, the Republicans in charge, just six or seven years before the catastrophe, allowed the rich to cease having to pay large taxes. Huge amounts of wealth were accumulated among very few people in amounts that one might call “hoarding.” (Reagan said if the rich get very, very rich, it would trickle down, and it did. Then — crash.) A coincidence? Maybe. But one might say that those wonderful Bush tax cuts, mostly for the rich, will now, to finance the bailout, have to be paid anyway. Hopefully those who hoarded wind up paying the most. There’s a certain symmetry about it. Here are a few other interesting things to note. One is that the decisions being made about how to run the country this month are being made by regulators. They told the president what to do. Now they are telling Congress Two is that Wall Street cannot be allowed to die. If it does, everybody loses. The rich lose their businesses, the upper-middle class lose their savings and pensions, the lower-middle class lose their jobs and the poor lose their services. In fact, the whole world slows to an economic halt.Which, in an odd way, at least fights global warming. Three is you can’t blame people for behaving the way the founders of our country expected they would. You have to blame the administration. They’re the ones that did not rein in the Ponzi scheme. Four is that, when choosing between the Republicans and the Democrats, there is something to be said for staying somewhat near the middle of the pendulum swing, a little to the left, a little to the right. You don’t get either wild or ho hum. But you do chug along. One hopes sooner or later, we learn that. •


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Justice Ed Burke overturned the town’s rezoning, making the area commercial. They gave EMB a full site plan, based on the 2003 regulations. The Town of Riverhead had until August 27 to appeal this decision, a deadline that was extended to September 26. At their September 3 meeting, the Riverhead Town Board decided to appeal this state ruling and file this appeal. The decision followed a large rally of citizens from Reeves Park, who waved signs and demanded the board appeal their decision so they could keep their rural neighborhood free of what they call “strip malls.” “We don’t want Sound Avenue to become an extension of Route 58,” said Eric Biegler, President of the Sound Park Heights civic organization, which represents the citizens of Reeves Park. “Why spoil this beautiful area when there are plenty of shopping centers only about four miles away in Riverhead? Half of downtown is empty, so why not fill that up first, before ruining the country outside it?”

Biegler claimed that these historic rural roads are being lost on Long Island. He said his organization is happy that the town filed an appeal, and that they’ve also offered their own advocates. “We’ve had three meetings of the town board,” he said. Don Duga, a Riverhead resident who attended the September 3 meeting, said he also supports the appeal. “I also don’t want to see Sound Ave. developed in this way. We need to preserve these rural areas of our town to balance the development,” he said. Although Riverhead Town Councilmen Tim Buckley and Jim Wooten have not publicly stated their views on the issue of appeal, Riverhead Supervisor Phil Cardinale and Councilwoman Barbara Blass have both said they’re in favor of it. Wooten said two weeks ago that he was still researching the data, and hadn’t made up his mind. There was also talk about compromising on the density allowable in a commercial district, but Biegler said his group does not want compromise. Cardinale said his board has voted 3-2 in favor of submitting the appeal by September 26, and that it will take between 60-180 days to decide the fate of Sound Avenue. Cardinale was joined by the votes of Blass and Councilman Dunleavy in supporting the appeal, and both Wooten and Buckley

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based on the new mapping that shows, on the whole, that the number of homes in the distressed flood zone in the Town of East Hampton dropped from 1,632 to 1,512. The total number of homes in the flood zone in the Town of Southampton was reduced from 3,579 to 3,104. However in the Village of East Hampton the number of homes affected by the new mapping is 86, with the home tally being raised from 60 to 146. There is the same adverse affect in Sagaponack with a gain of 73 homes (from 46 to 119). Needless to say everyone who lives in any of those homes will face an increase in their flood insurance. With home taxes going up, the idea of insurance increases is not happy making. The new detailed maps have only been sent to the towns in the last week. Lynn Ryan, an aide to East Hampton Supervisor Ed McGintee, said, “FEMA will be holding public hearings about their findings at town hall in October.” She said it had been 20 years since the last FEMA mapping. On the up side, the new FEMA findings should, in many cases, have a favorable effect on home building requirements, since fewer properties in the towns will require building to the stringent flood zone codes.

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner By David Lion Rattiner People respect you when you jump out of a perfectly good airplane. I got a random call from Kathy Rae, the publisher of Hampton Style and Dan’s Papers, asking me if I wanted to go skydiving. Kathy is known for her sales ability, and in about five minutes, I had agreed to do something that I always said I never would do. Deep down, I have always felt a lack of respect for myself for not overcoming my fear of skydiving; this was my opportunity to end that. We showed up at Skydive Long Island in Calverton, and I was terrified beyond belief. I was white as a ghost, sweating, thinking, un-talkative and unhappy. We sat and watched a five-minute video with a lawyer explaining to us that skydiving is dangerous, and that we couldn’t sue anybody if we died. Hmmm. I met all of the instructors, who are exactly what you would think they’d be like. They are young guys, many with mohawks and dyed hair, who are very pumped to be making a living jumping out of airplanes. Kathy Rae was happy as a clam and not nervous at all. My girlfriend was the same way. I, however, was horrified. I kept trying to find honorable ways of getting out of jumping. The weight limit to skydive is 225 pounds. I’m 210 pounds wet, which I mentioned. “Don’t worry about that,” the instructor said. How could I not worry? Kathy and two of her relatives, one of whom

was her son, went up in the first plane, and we watched from the ground as they all jumped out. These people are nuts, I thought. When they landed, they were as happy as people who had just won the lottery. I couldn’t be happy for them, however, because I was next. My instructor had a New Zealand accent, which was kind of calming. I asked him if the straps were on correctly. “There is only one way to find out,” he joked. Not funny. All of us packed into an airplane. There were several other people, all wearing helmets, who were diving solo. Where the hell was my helmet? The plane ride up was long — it takes about 15 minutes or so to reach the jump altitude of 13,500 feet, and my heart was beating about that many times a minute. You find yourself cursing

an unbelievable amount of times when you go skydiving. The group I was up with reminded me of surfers or snowboarders. Everybody was in good shape, wearing ear-to-ear smiles, and hooting and hollering. At 5,000 feet, somebody opened the door of the plane, and I had a reality check as a girl who works at Skydive Long Island jumped out. I felt like somebody should call the police. Apparently, this girl does this during every lunch break. When we got to 13,500 feet, it was time to go. Strapped tightly to my back was a dude with a parachute, and we went to the edge of the door. It was just like a James Bond movie, only Bond was a 26year-old writer close to tears. Two words went through my head: “Holy Crap!” Actually, I said that out loud. I could feel my instructor’s heartbeat. Every human emotion told me not to jump, but sure enough, I did. I can’t really write here what I said as I fell, with this being a family newspaper and all, but I can tell you that the sensation of free-fall is not physically a big deal. It just feels like it is really windy, and not all that different from sticking your head out of a car window. What is a big deal is having a complete understanding that you are free-falling from 13,500 feet, and that you are about to go splat if that freaking guy strapped to your back doesn’t open the chute. WHY AREN’T YOU OPENING (continued on next page)

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“They visited with designers and retailers, and studied at F.I.T.,� she said. “When they returned home, one woman ran for Parliament, a few opened their retail businesses, and one woman sells knitted baby clothes to a New York store called Sons and Daughters.� Maloney said the upcoming documentary “shows a side of these Afghan women that people rarely see — they are feisty and determined.� Following the screening, one of the women will be present for a Q&A from the audience. “We are bringing 12 more of these women to New York in two weeks. They will be apprenticing all over, at different businesses,� she explained. “One is a furniture maker, another a commercial printer, another a bee-


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keeper, and another a radio broadcaster.� Bpeace is also helping women of Rwanda, and looking into helping women of other countries. Also on September 27, the Tulla Booth Gallery in Sag Harbor is having a photo exhibit to accompany the movie. In the lobby of Bay Street Theatre will be photos of Afghan women taken by travel photographer Steve McCurry, who exhibits in Booth’s Main Street Gallery. McCurry’s famous photo of the Afghan girl with the big, sad eyes, taken at a refugee camp, was the cover of National Geographic in 1985. “I heard about this movie, Thread, and I wanted to add to it, so I will be selling these photos and also Steve McCurry’s beautiful photo books, and donating a percentage to Bpeace,� Booth said. McCurry also donated a photo to the event, of which half the sale will go to Bpeace and the rest to his charity, Imagine Asia. Thread: Bay Street September 27 at 7 p.m. There’s a wine reception, followed by the film at 7:45 p.m., and discussion/dessert at 9 p.m. Tickets are $55, sold only in advance. They can also be purchased online at For info: 631-574-7144.

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THE CHUTE, DUDE? OPEN IT! I GET IT! WE ARE FALLING! OPEN THE CHUTE! A minute goes by before that chute opens. For some it goes by quick; for me, well, I’m kind of a wuss when it comes to this stuff. When the chute opened, I felt a huge wave of relief, and then I actually began to enjoy the view and the experience. I could see clearly the outline of the North and South Forks. I could see the bays and the ocean, and I realized that this is what birds feel like. “Welcome to my office,â€? said the instructor. For five minutes we floated down and eventually landed — but not before I was completely terrified one last time. While floating, the instructor loosened the strap. I grabbed his leg as I felt myself slide lower. “What are you doing, dude?â€? I asked with some seriousness as I heard the zipping sound of the strap loosening. “I’m just making it more comfortable for the both of us.â€? “I am extremely, extremely comfortable, pal — you don’t have to do a thing.â€? I landed like a feather onto the ground and felt like a hero. It was time to say goodbye and get a shot of whisky‌and change my shorts.

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Although things are pretty quiet out east and the traffic has died down quite a bit, people are shopping as usual. The stores are trying to sell off their summer merchandise to make room for fall and winter, so the sales are good. Let’s do some fall shopping! I found a very unique and exclusive to the East End Clock Shop at 48A West Montauk Highway in Hampton Bays, called Daughter Time, that I would like to share with my readers. I have a beautiful wall clock that I call a “Grandmother Clock” that was in dire need of maintenance and repair, so I took it to see the clock doctor, Alex Joseph. He quickly gave me the entire lowdown on what we have to do to keep our clocks ticking and chiming, so I left my precious possession with him. The store also offers sales and repairs on all clocks, installs watch batteries and crystals while you wait, and sells watchbands and wristwatches. Right now, there is a 20% off sale on EcoDrive Citizen watches with solar power. For information, call 631-728-7075. If you are getting ready for fall parties and gettogethers, stop in at Fandango, on Main Street in Hampton Bays, for a look at the new fall lineup in women’s clothing and accessories. Love, love this shop. The Broken Colour Works home décor stores, on Division and Bay Street in Sag Harbor (631-725-6152)


and on Main Street in Southampton (631-259-3612), are holding a clearance sale with all stock in the Sag Harbor store marked at up to 50% off and all Southampton store items up to 30% off. The stores are making room for the arrival of the new Annie Selke Home line from Vanguard furniture, a collection of new upholstery and case goods designed by Annie Selke, the founder and creative force behind home design trio Pine Cone Hill, Dash & Albert, and Potluck Studios. Broken Colour Works has the exclusive on this exciting new line for Sag Harbor and Southampton, so don’t pass this one by. Apricot Lane Fashion and Gift Boutique, at 100 Main St., Southampton, is having a “Fall Fashion Sale and Party” on Tuesday, September 30, from 6-8 p.m. There will be 20% off your entire purchase, plus door prizes, gift card giveaways and free light refreshments. Everybody is welcome and there’s no purchase necessary. Great fall fashions, fun and 2008 Jim Shore Christmas releases are available. The amazing and fantastic 50% off sale at Victoria’s Mother, on the walkway at 64 Jobs Lane, Southampton, is continuing along nicely and there is still plenty of stock left, with many treasures to be had. Victoria’s Mother is closing and is saying to all her friends and customers with a heavy heart,

“Goodbye, it’s been good to know you sale.” Andrea, the owner, hopes to be open for everyone to take advantage of this heck of a sale through Saturday, October 11. For information and to say goodbye after all these years, call 631-287-0745. Twist, on Jobs Lane in Southampton, is having a sale on select merchandise, getting everyone in gear for the fall season. Chico’s, also on Jobs Lane, is joining in the sale fever with a hot 10 to 15% off select women’s clothing, jewelry and accessories. Get going while they last. At Sunrise to Sunset, on Hill Street, you will find a very interesting clearance sale throughout the store. This is an outdoor/indoor stop and shop… In Bridgehampton, at 2408 Main Street, Country Gear is having a very special “Moving…Next Door Sale” and in the upcoming weeks will be offering 25% off many of its beautiful showroom samples. Items included in this sale are tables, chairs, buffets and some select lighting and accessories. Call 631-5371032 for further information or if you are looking for something extra special. Until next week, Ciao and early fall shopping! E-mail me at: and at or via fax at: 631-726-0189. I would love to hear all about it!

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Boat Shows, Fishing Tournaments and Bait Pods By Rich Firstenberg Porgy fishing this season, which ends today, September 26, has been very good. Large porgies, up to three pounds each, were caught by anglers off Montauk and Orient Point in Block Island Sound this past week, and slightly smaller porgies were caught in the Peconic bays. The blackfish season opens October 1 and minimum keeper size is 14 inches. For local freshwater fly fishermen, there is some sad news. The Connetquot River State Park trout hatchery is closing for five years due to a fish-borne virus, pancreatic necrosis. This is the only way the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation says the virus can be eradicated. This virus does not affect people. Anglers can still fish for brook, brown and rainbow trout in the Connetquot River. There are conservation and fishing groups for and against this decision. The 2008 Montauk Classic Surf Fishing Tournament starts at noon today through noon Sunday, September 28. Cash and equipment prizes will be awarded for the five largest bluefish and striped bass hooked and landed from the beach, surf, jetty, bank or pier from the western top of Napeague State Park to the tip of Montauk. The entry fee is $15. Call 631-321-3510 for applications and additional information. The fall boat shows are starting. The largest on Long Island, Tobay Beach In-Water Boat Show, is

this weekend and next Friday through Sunday. The Tobay Beach Marina is on Ocean Parkway, four miles east of the Jones Beach Tower. Admission is $10 for adults, $8 for seniors and no charge for children 12 and under. More than 500 boats will be on display and there’s a large tent featuring marine electronics and accessories. For more information, call 631-691-7050. Boat owners and prospective owners are reminded marine gasoline that is 10 percent ethanol (E10) is damaging to fiberglass fuel tanks. The state of Oregon recently passed legislation mandating gasoline sold for use in boats, aircraft, ATVs, power tools and classic cars will be exempt from containing ethanol starting January 1, 2009. We hope other states will follow Oregon’s legislation. The local fishing scene is good. Surf fishing slowed up a bit last weekend, but the Montauk charter and party boat anglers did very well. The Lazy Bones brought in striped bass up to 20 pounds, and the Flying Cloud had stripers, bluefish, porgies and sea bass. Mike Ambrose, of Southampton, on the Flying Cloud, reeled in a 32inch striped bass caught with clams while fishing for porgies on light tackle – quite a feat! The Viking fleet’s clients brought in a load of porgies and sea bass last weekend. Chris Bruckman, on the Elizabeth, caught a striped bass of 42 pounds, and the charter boat Breakaway had a 117-pound tuna last Sunday.

Harvey Bennett, of Amagansett’s Tackle Shop, tells us a client brought in two keeper-sized striped bass caught in the ocean surf in Napeague near the White Sands Motel. Ken Morse, of Tight Lines Tackle, Sag Harbor, reports the cut from Mecox Bay to the ocean is still open at the beginning of the week, and anglers catching false albacore in Shinnecock using tins and teasers. Linda, at Jamesport Bait and Tackle, reports good porgy fishing in the Peconics and Long Island Sound, and kingfish showing up in the Peconic bays. Striped bass are biting on eels at Plum Gut. The Orient Star, fishing the ebbtide at the Gut, brought in large porgies. Continuing on to Gardiner’s Island, their clients caught many large blues in the 10 to 12 pound range, with one of 13 pounds. Scott, at East End Bait and Tackle, Hampton Bays, says clam chummers are catching striped bass while anchored up at the Ponquogue Bridge, and some keeper-sized stripers are being caught in the Shinnecock Bay inlet using live eels, bunker and sand worms. Capt. Don Kaye, a Shinnecock guide, tells us while fishing in the ocean outside Shinnecock last Sunday, he observed about “five miles of bait pods with bluefish, bonita and, later, false albacore churning the surface to a froth.” His clients had lots of hook-ups on both light spin tackle lures as well as flies. Contact me at



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Along the Parkway and Right of Way (ROW) Trails This hike begins at the Montauk Recycling Center, one and a half miles west of downtown Montauk, off Montauk Highway. It ends at Third House, Theodore Roosevelt County Park, approximately three miles east of Montauk Village. During the summer this trail has often been overgrown; it is cleared in fall or winter. When I mentioned to Bill Nicholas, V.P. for Trails Maintenance of the East Hampton Trails Preservation Society, that I would be describing this section of the Paumanok Path (PP) for my next Dan’s Papers column, the crew organized a special work outing to transform this area from a forbidding jungle to a user-friendly trail. The EHTPS crew meets every Tuesday morning; about a dozen people prepare the trails for upcoming hikes every week. They are a very effective trail crew, but also a realistic one; they readily admit that they cannot keep up with all the trail work that needs to be done. If you would like to participate in these outings or if you have any other questions about EHTPS, your e-mail to will receive a quick response. On the north side of Montauk Highway, just after entering the Recycling Center driveway, the trail begins directly across from the parking area. This trail is not part of the PP so it’s not marked with white rectangular blazes. It is very easy to follow though, and within two-tenths of a mile, it intersects with the blazed trail. When you first see the white rectangular blazes of the PP, bear right to head east. The first “road” you cross is in fact the Suffolk County Water Authority driveway. The facility has a chain-link fence perimeter north of the trail. The first actual road you cross is Upland Road; where it crosses, the trail continues offset a little to the right.

Watch for flexi-stakes with Essex Street and walk on the white Paumanok Path planking over wetlands. blazes on either side of So. The trail branches off to Delphi, So. Delray, and the right towards the Second House Roads to lead Montauk Library. Instead, you across these roads. The continue straight ahead. The PP takes you across Second next section of trail cuts House Road, into Kirk Park through a lovely copse of along the edge of Fort Pond. iron wood and shad. Several There is no blazing here. small bridges span streams. Follow the trail that runs Cross over South Fox Street; between the wetlands and a from here, if you cross the holly tree with a bench in highway, a short distance front of it. Approaching the east is the Shadmoor EHTPS Trails Maintenance Crew Village of Montauk, and Preserve parking area. Montauk Highway, there is a blaze on a tree and then Boardwalks and bridges help in traversing the weta left turn blaze on a post and rail fence, leading to lands running alongside the parkway. Here, the trail the sidewalk along the highway. The trail exits the is mainly on the LIPA Right of Way (ROW); the park by a kiosk that designates the Paumanok Path blazes are on utility poles. Cross West Lake Drive; as the Paumonok Trail. Follow the blazes along the Rita’s Stables are to the left. In two places, flexisidewalk; they are painted on utility poles and trees. stakes lead you on short excursions away from the Turn left onto Emory, right onto Euclid, and then left LIPA ROW. onto South Embassy. There are public restrooms at At Old West Lake Drive, the water from Crane the corner of South Embassy and Euclid Ave. Turn Creek moves the trail along the road shoulder (step right onto So. Erie Avenue, pass more restrooms and over the guardrail). Cross a redstone driveway, then the N.Y. State D.E.C. Fort Pond Fishing Access Site. South Lake Drive, and East Lake Drive. Many small You’ll pass public parking left of a soccer field at the bridges attest to the presence of wetlands. A left turn corner of So. Erie and Edgemere Rd. Follow blazes takes you across a wide bridge towards Third House. that are painted on utility poles. Cross over So. Follow the mostly unblazed trail to the left along the Edgemere. There is more public parking along the perimeter of a meadow’s edge, north to a fence. The Henry (“Hank”) Zebrowski Memorial Field; here trail runs between the fence and cabins, and then you’ll pass more restrooms. Follow the blazes on utilturns left through a gate. The parking area for Third ity poles leading upslope behind a baseball backstop, House is to the right. then a left turn blaze on a hockey enclosure. Cross To find more walks on Long Island visit

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Foods that Look Like, and Support, Body Parts Truth: This red-headed bombshell is packed with nutrients including vitamins C, A, and K, potassium, fiber and lycopene. These components can help lower cholesterol and blood pressure, and reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease. Lycopene in particular is under some scrutiny, as it seems to have strong antioxidant power that can protect our cell’s DNA and also stimulate enzymes that deactivate carcinogens, which can stop the onset of cancer. Some studies on the positive effects of lycopene are promising, but too many others remain inconclusive to get excited about it. Claim: “Walnuts look like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles and folds are on the nut just like the neo-cortex. We now know that walnuts help develop over three dozen transmitters for brain function.” Truth: These little suckers (I always did think they looked like brains) are a tremendous source of omega-3 fatty acids, believed to help reduce heart disease, stroke, diabetes, cancer, high blood pressure, arthritis, and more. Because omega-3s are highly concentrated in the brain they play an essential role in brain function, especially memory, performance,

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By Maria Orlando Pietromonaco Here’s some food for thought: Has nature actually provided us with foods that seem to resemble the organs that they benefit? Now, this isn’t like seeing the Virgin Mary in a fish stick or the face of Jesus in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. These are fruits, vegetables and other things growing in nature that in a bizarre way mirror some of our body parts (sort of). This observation hit the Internet in the form of an email blast a few months back, and although controversial and just a little far-fetched, is kind of cool if you think about it. Here is a snippet of the anonymous compilation (I’m not sure of the originator of this e-mail) for your consideration. Claim: “A sliced carrot looks like the human eye…the pupil, the iris, the radiating lines… Science now shows that carrots enhance blood flow and function of the eyes.” Truth: In actuality, carrots are good for our eyes. Even Bugs Bunny knew that. Carrots are an excellent source of antioxidant compounds that promote good vision, especially night vision. They are also the richest vegetable source of the pro-vitamin A carotenes, which help to protect vision. In addition, beta-carotene’s powerful antioxidant actions help provide protection against macular degeneration and the development of senile cataracts, the leading cause of blindness in the elderly. Claim: “The tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart is red and has four chambers. All of the research shows tomatoes are indeed pure heart and blood food.”

and behavioral function. Claim: “Kidney beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, look exactly like the human kidneys.” Truth: Okay, so they are actually named for their resemblance to the kidney. Or is it the other way around? This is like the chicken or the egg. Anyway, this is a tough one because although kidney beans are a super food – they have loads of fiber, protein, potassium, folate, Vitamin B-6, zinc, iron, and more, if you have any signs of kidney failure, beware. The National Kidney Foundation warns in early signs of kidney failure to limit the intake of foods high in phosphorus, naming kidney beans specifically. The e-mail blast included several other interesting observations. Here are some others I’ll leave for your own musing: “Avocadoes target the health and function of the female cervix (huh?). Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries. Grapefruits and oranges look just like the mammary glands (among other things) of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts. Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow (what a visual!). Figs increase the motility of male sperm.” I’m sure you’ll never look at a banana the same way again.

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Weddings by the Sea, Montauk Style

very favorite spot for weddings. East by North East is the perfect place for those who want to be out of the spotlight, but still treated extremely special. The panoramic view of Fort Pond and it has the capacity to easily handle up to 200 people never disappoints. In fact, a wedding there has a special ambiance that punctuates the total Montauk experience. It’s a place where taking the vows also makes you vow to come back. The landmarks such as the Montauk lighthouse, the beautiful bluffs with an endless string of pearls like waves rolling into a shore of the purest sand only entices one to walk into the water, even in a tuxedo, hopefully with shoes off and the pants rolled up. The wedding dress is pulled up to feel the blessing and cleansing of the mighty salt water of

the great ocean. And there are so many places for guests to stay if they chose to not stay at the inns. For years, many have partied at Montauk bars, waiting to attend someone’s wedding. And who doesn’t ever want to stop off at The Harvest for a drink and, perhaps, that perfect Montauk fish dinner? The magic is everywhere in Montauk and almost everyone comes back. It’s not the end, but the beginning location of a married couple’s life. It’s a hamlet rich in tradition and history. After all, with the fishing, dining, golf, tennis, surfing, beaches, nightlife, wildlife, landmarks, the scenic roads and, of course, the sunsets, sunrises and nightly performance of the stars in the sky, Montauk delivers big time, all the time.

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By T.J. Clemente Marriage is a very special event in one’s life. It only seems natural that a very special event should take place in an equally special place like Montauk. Each year, hundreds of couples tie the knot at the variety of prime establishments Montauk has for weddings. Brides and grooms, along with wedding parties, are seen all over Montauk taking wonderful wedding pictures. The beaches, sunsets, dunes, natural beauty, plus the cache of Montauk itself seem to draw couples to the village. The magic is always in the air in Montauk. A wedding only adds to the enormous electricity so many feel when they roll into town. Gurney’s Inn, on Old Montauk Highway, is famous for its beach weddings. It has a wonderful spa and seasoned kitchen that only adds to their spacious and scenic layout facing the Atlantic Ocean. When your limo tucks into the Gurney’s parking lot up above the Atlantic Ocean, you know you have arrived at a prime destination. Weddings at Gurney’s have a very unique feel to them. Gurney’s Inn is about family. It’s a dream wedding location that becomes a reality with world-class people who never give less than world-class service. The Montauk Yacht Club (MYC), located on Star Island Road, off West Lake Drive, is yet another favorite for a luxurious wedding. With large charter boats available, as well as a historic dining room, the posh club, with a backdrop of huge, 40plus foot yachts neatly tucked into their slips, always draws people in. The MYC always delivers the sizzle to make a wedding feel like it should. The people at the MYC are very capable of sending one over the top. Featuring great food and service, they have a reputation for taking care of the very rich. Miguel David, director of catering, brought me up to the wedding planning conference room, which had various types of wedding table settings that ranged from white satin to wonderful blues. He explained how their dedicated wedding event planner is world-class and responsive to every question, need and desire the couple may have. There were hundreds of manuals and other information displayed in the room on tables, as well as fantastically framed photos on the wall of weddings that had taken place at the MYC to help set the mood. David said the MYC handles about one wedding per week. They can accommodate between 75 and 1,000 guests. The beauty of MYC is that everything can be done all on the grounds meaning, housing for guests, with over 107 newly renovated luxury guest rooms, pre-wedding rehearsal dinners and post wedding receptions all on the luxurious grounds that Carl Fisher, the founder of Montauk, picked out. He ranged the price per person from $139 to their deluxe package at $299. Crows Nest Inn is another favorite for weddings. The great food and the ambiance of looking out at their lake only lend to the quaint feeling of privacy and thus makes it a choice location. The sunsets there are spectacular and the rented rooms allow dogs. The parking is easy and, being right on Route 27, it’s another easy place to find. Their chef has a very loyal following. Montauk Manor is another sturdy location, with its elegance, history and high ground atmosphere. Walking through the thick walled rooms give someone about to get married a very safe and secure feeling. The views of Montauk from the hill are breathtaking. Back in the roaring ‘20s, this was a

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The Wedding Planner Alice King – The must-stop shop for all your stationary needs. Invitations, thank you cards and many more special mementos. Call (631) 537-5115. Angel Tips – Come get a spa manicure and pedicure for your special day! Bring the bridal party and even the groom. (631) 537-0100. Atlantis Marine World – An unforgettable setting for any special occasion. Our displays include the 120,000gallon Lost City of Atlantis Shark Exhibit, the Sand Shark Lagoon waterfall, and the Western hemisphere’s largest all-living Coral Reef exhibit. Located at 431 East Main Street, Riverhead. Call (631) 208-9200 or Baker House 1650 – Hotel, spa and special events. Located on breathtaking lawns and gardens. 181 Main Street Street, East Hampton. Call (631) 3244081 or Blue Sage Day Spa – Located in Mattituck on the North Fork, we opened our doors in November 2006. Since then, bridal parties, brides and family members have experienced special days delivered with relaxation, harmony, beauty and fun. We provide massage therapy, facial treatments, body treatments, waxing, manicures and pedicures as well as a private relaxing area. Call (631) 298-4244.

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Crows Nest Inn – With great food and the ambiance of looking out at the lake, this is a choice location. The sunsets are spectacular and their catering, tent and rental companies are allinclusive, which means they can offer you more value for your dollar. Locates at 4 Old West Lake Drive, Montauk. Call (631) 668-3700 or English Country Antiques – The perfect


place to find that “one-of-a-kind” wedding gift. It has 10,000 sq. ft. of French and English country furniture. ECA also carries Chinese antiques, beds, linens, China, lighting and a large selection of silver frames and trays. With two locations in Bridgehampton and Southampton. Call (631) 537-0606. Gil Ferrer Salon – Look your best on your wedding day at this high-end, talented salon. Hair and make-up for bridal parties as well. Call (631) 5375805 or (212) 535-3543. Gurney’s Inn Resort and Spa – What could be more romantic than to celebrate your wedding day nestled in the bluffs overlooking the breathtaking white sandy beaches and the Atlantic Ocean? With an award-winning chef, elegant banquet rooms, Sea Water Spa and Salon De Beaute, Gurney’s Inn completes the package for a fairytale wedding. Located at 290 Old Montauk Hwy. Montauk. Call (631) 668-2345 or The Inn at East Wind – Host your special day at the largest catering facility on the East End. (631) 929-6585. The Inn Spot on the Bay – Catering for groups from 20 to 250. The Shinnecock Bay water(continued on page 48)


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On the Edge: Music to Live (the Rest of Your Life) By ... By Victoria L. Cooper Music makes the moment right, and in this issue of Dan’s Papers that makes a nod toward nuptials, it seemed fitting to look at wedding music. At weddings, having a good band or DJ can literally make or break the reception. You don’t want to hear guests say, “The band was so loud I couldn’t hear anyone,” or “I didn’t recognize any of the music that DJ played. Am I old?” The ideal music-maker should play a variety of tunes that have your guests on the dance floor, shouting “Encore!”

There are probably as many musical options around as there are fish in the sea, but when you and your partner-to-be come together and select the soundtrack of your lives, there’s nothing like “your song.” First things first: You must decide if you want a DJ or a band. There are benefits to both — a DJ may be more cost-effective, while a band offers that magical, live dynamic. There are also cons to both — the DJ could get a little too creative with his remix of “Love Me Tender” by Elvis Presley, and the band could have an off-night and morph into the Montauk version of Adam Sandler in “The Wedding Singer.” It’s critical to do your homework. Your research adventure will most likely start off in the experiential, word-of-mouth phase — “What’s the name of the band that played at Tyler’s wedding?” or via a recommendation list by your wedding planner du jour. If neither of these options suffices, you can turn to Google. There are countless websites on which you can listen to the music; some artists even have videos of past performances to help guide your big decision. If you’re planning to have a traditional wedding (rehearsal dinner, religious ceremony, big reception, etc.), you’ve got a lot of playlist-planning ahead of you. There are songs for the prelude, procession, bride entrance, interlude, recession, postlude, bridal party entrance to reception, first dance, mother/son dance, father/daughter dance, cake-cutting and last dance. So whether it’s the rhythm and melody of the unity candle lighting or the pitch of the justsmeared-on-my-nose cake cut, know your options. Music is a great way to reveal to guests you and your partner’s unique love story. My newly married sister, Catherine Alexander, chose two songs: “Into the Mystic” by Van Morrison and “Truly” by Lionel Richie. She explained, “My husband, Jason Alexander, is a yacht captain, and I am an elementary school teacher. These songs meant something special to both of us. ‘Into the Mystic’ was about our mystical love and ‘Truly’ was about our commitment.” These songs were performed by one of the Tri-State area’s most sought-after wedding bands, The Times Square Orchestra. They are a nine-piece orchestra complete with three-piece horn section, full percussion and seven lead vocalists that cover

all styles of music. Musical variety at a wedding can range anywhere from classical to classic rock, and some shindigs even pump the electronic tunes. Here’s a list of some of the fall’s most popular wedding songs, in no particular order. For coming down the aisle: “Canon in D” — Pachelbel “The Four Seasons” — Handel “Romeo and Juliet Love Theme” — Tchaikovsky For the first dance:

“Unforgettable” — Nat King Cole “The Way You Look Tonight” — Frank Sinatra “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” — Aerosmith “You’re My First, My Last, My Everything” — Barry White For the reception: “White Wedding” — Billy Idol “September” — Earth, Wind and Fire “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” — Rod Stewart “Summer Wind” — Frank Sinatra “At Last” — Etta James

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this year. I seeded in the kale and we had BT sprayed early in the year. So was it just one little moth that laid its eggs, neither of which would have been affected by the BT, and then the late season emerging caterpillars found an unexpected bonanza of food that allowed them to grow and devour? Did we import the eggs on another plant? Did the dogs bring it in? I will never know the answer to that question, but since sanitation is the best defense, all garden debris this year will be take away. I need to get rid of all the remaining kale stalks and anything else I find these caterpillars on. If I discover them on the tomatoes that are still producing I will just squish ‘em, I suppose. But there are far too many to use this as a first line of defense. I am definitely not interested in spraying anything on the food I eat. So next year I will do a little crop rotation, this fall I will turn over the soil, and next year I will keep a much closer eye on everything. And in the meantime, I’ll investigate this pest and find out about its life cycle, preferred foods and ways to keep it away in the first place. For more than 20 years, April Gonzales has been involved in garden design, installation and maintenance on the East End, as well as specimen plant scouting and site supervision for landscape architects.

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I had been looking forward to harvesting my kale this fall. It’s a wonderful deep blue green, leafy vegetable, high in vitamins A and C, that’s also a good source of iron and folic acid. It tastes better than spinach or cabbage, in my opinion, although I suppose that depends on how you cook it. A friend gave me a fantastic recipe for kale barley soup that has a chicken broth base and can be made very quickly. Unfortunately, I think I’m going to be buying my kale at the farm stand. This is a big disappointment, because it was doing so well up until about two weeks ago. I began to see small holes in the leaves and figured that a few slugs had crawled through. What a mistake. I should have taken a closer look! Someone once told me that those kinds of diagnoses in the horticultural world are called 6’ disease. Because instead of actually getting in close and taking a good look, flipping over the leaves, getting out a magnifying glass and doing some reference work to actually determine the problem, I stood back, took a quick look and guessed. This was not the right approach, because after a week, the kale became skeletonized. There isn’t even a lacy leaf left, just the central ribs. And down below on the stonework they once hung over, I found the evidence of a caterpillar. A caterpillar? Well, at first that’s what I thought, before I moved through the garden. I found three green, black and white striped caterpillars who must have been born mid-summer. We had sprayed BT earlier in the year to protect the oaks from the oak worm canker, so I’m guessing, but I do believe that these pests would not have survived that treatment and so hatched much later in the growing season. I put them in my bug house with a few kale leaf bits but then after I found the rest of the kale absolutely decimated I began to wonder, do I really need to find out if these caterpillars turn into beautiful butterflies or just another brown moth? Do I need to take them up to Dan Gilrhein at Cornell Cooperative Extension in Riverhead? Or should I just look it up on the Internet? Why bother satisfying my curiosity about them when it’s evident that I need to get rid of them? Well, the more I know about an insect pest the better I can prepare a preventative defense against it. I have a bookshelf full of Peterson guides – maybe there’s one specifically for caterpillars, pupae and chrysalises. The burning question for me, though, is this – where did this insect come from? The garden was just built

April Gonzales

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By Susan Galardi

Mayhem Poets Get Down and Have Fun with Wordplay It used to be that, if you lived on the East End, you schlepped your kids to the city for “culcha.” If you lived in the city, you gave the kids a good dose of it there before coming out to the Hamptons to enjoy “naycha.” But in the last several years, there have been incredible developments within the realm of children’s theatre and performances in the Hamptons. City dwellers can enjoy the convenience (and lower ticket prices) of East End venues, and we East End residents can take a leisurely, relatively short, gasfrugal drive to another Hampton to see first rate productions at places like The Children’s Museum of the East End (CMEE), Bay Street Theatre, Gateway Playhouse and the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. These venues offer a wide range of productions and shows, mostly one or two performances by professional groups that travel throughout the area, if not the country or the world, catering to age groups from K-12. This Sunday, there’s a very cool, unusual, high energy show for the older kids (8 and up), as Bay Street Theater kicks off its fall KidStreet Series. The Mayhem Poets is an outrageously entertaining trio of Slam Poets, who blend verse that is jam packed with social-minded issues, with mind-boggling hip-hop rhythms. The group has performed in venues from Broadway to Ireland, from stages to schools – last year, they did a run at the New Victory Theater on

42nd Street. While they may look like bad boy homies, they are artsy nerds in disguise. According to The New York Times, “Their only weapon is words, specifically the snappy, streetwise art known as slam poetry. And they deploy it brilliantly.” The name of the game for the Mayhem Poets is language and word play. They’ll start with one word or sentence, then morph it in the most unexpected and amusing ways. Call it tongue twisters for the young brain. It’s an improvisational approach that expands a child’s concept of the written and spoken word in cre-

ative, unrestrictive ways. The Poets, who met as students at Rutgers, use dynamic theatrical techniques, and rely on audience participation. They bring volunteers onstage, and show them how, word by word or even action by action, a line of people can create a poem. It is, according to the Times, “an amazing ride.” The three poets include Mason Granger, Kyle Sutton, and Scott Tarazevits. Granger’s intelligent yet accessible style has been called “pure, unmitigated genius.” Always mindful to keep the fun in poetry, Granger seamlessly blends whimsy with social commentary to produce his own brand of poetry. Kyle Sutton has led writing and performance workshops around the globe. His smooth flowing, hard-hitting hip-hop style and dynamic theatrical presence make him a big hit with children and adult audiences. Scott Tarazevits thinks in rhyme. His unique brand of humor mixed with an acerbic wit of Weird Al wordplay elicits enthusiastic audience response. In addition to their shows, the Poets often conduct workshops at schools for students in conjunction with performances. Their love of the spoken and written word brought them together. And this Sunday, they’ll share that passion to inspire young writers and poets lucky enough to take part in the show at Bay Street. Mayhem Poets, Sunday, September 28, 1 pm, Bay Street Theatre., or 725-9500.

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THIS WEEK NFL’S PUNT, PASS & KICK CONTEST – 9/26 – 6 p.m. For ages 8-15. At Red Creek Park, 102 Old Riverhead Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. MOVIES AND MUNCHIES – 9/26 – 4 p.m. Spaceballs. For ages 11 and up. Rogers Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 631-283-0774. ART OF PI – 9/27 – 11 a.m. Math baking activity for ages 11 and up. At Rogers Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. COOKING FOR KIDS – 9/27 – 1 p.m. Ages 5 and up. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. 631537-0015. RECREATIONAL SOCCER – 9/27 through 11/8 – For ages 5-14. Red Creek Park, north soccer field, 102 Riverhead Rd., Hamp. Bays. 631-728-8585 to register. MAYHEM POETS – 9/28 – 1 p.m. At Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. BANNED BOOK WEEK – 9/28-10/4 – John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. ONGOING GOAT ON A BOAT – Puppet Play Groups for children under 3 on Mon., Thurs. and Fri. at 9:30 a.m. Tot Art for children 2-4 on Monday and Friday at 10:30 a.m., Rte. 114 and East Union St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Every Saturday from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, SH. 631-537-7335. ART BARGE – Open Monday-Friday, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Offers weekly children’s studio programs. COOL MOVES! THE ARTISTRY OF MOTION – An interactive arts-and-science exhibit. Also on dis-

play, through December 1, “Go Green.” At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. KIDS KARAOKE – Every Saturday and Sunday, 5-7 p.m. At Regulars Music Caféé, 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. 631-287-2900. DRIBBL – Basketball programs for kids. Dribble at the Beach for boys/girls grades K-5 every Sun., 910:20 a.m., at the SH Town Recreation Center. AFTER SCHOOL ART –The Parrish Art Museum, SH. 631-283-2118, ext. 40, or MOMMY AND ME – Every Fri., 10-11:30 a.m. for pre-schoolers and their parents/caregivers. Montauk Library, Montauk Highway, Mtk. 631-324-4947. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – Music/ movement program for infants–5-year-olds and parents/caregivers. Every Mon. and Tues. morning at the Dance Centre of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach; every Thurs. morning at the Southampton Cultural Center; every Friday morning at SYS on Majors Path in Southampton. 631-764-4180. EARLY CHILDHOOD CLASSES – For ages 8 months to 4 years. Begins Sept. 22. Children’s Museum of the East End. for more info. YOUTH ADVISORY COMMITTEE – Sponsored by the Town of Southampton Youth Bureau to give kids a voice in town government. Call 631-702-2425. MANGA CLUB – Fridays, 3:30 pm. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. WORDY WEDNESDAYS – 5 p.m. Play Scrabble, Word Sweep and Outburst. For ages 10 and up. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. Send all events for the kids’ calendar to by Friday at noon.

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pet agree By Jenna Robbins


Out of Sight ... But Not Out of Mind

Maria Tennariello

Come-when-called is a conditioned response. Though usually it’s a dog that’s doing the coming, it’s not exclusive to canines. Baby Boy is a male Canadian goose that has learned to respond to his name and will fly home, land in my lake, swim to shore and waddle up to my house when I call his name. Mrs. Baby Boy, as I lovingly refer to her, is his “mate for life.” For the past two years, they have shared their world with me and I have stood in the cold and rain biting my lip with worry as I watched the female sit on her eggs, turning them at the appropriate intervals of time, and picking up the shredded grass and twigs that drifted away from her nest on the edge of the lake, as Baby Boy maintained his position as guard goose, protecting her and the soon to be born goslings from predators that stalked them from the nearby woods. To me, their lives are as precious as the dogs that share my home. I see them as parents and babies and siblings that stay together, take care of each other and eat, swim and enjoy the sun. Once the goslings are born, they will share the lake with other families of geese. My home is open to them and hopefully it provides as much of a safe haven as possible, as it is also home to deer, fox, raccoons, turtles, fish, bats, a multitude of various species of birds and God only knows what else,

who come in search of food and refuge. Most of them have the ability to understand that I am not a threat, but instead, someone who will watch over them and they have more than once left a wounded member on my doorstep. I remember watching the late Marlin Perkins, in Wild Kingdom, with amazement and a bit of jealousy. Often, I exchange similar stories with my close

friend Maria Tennariello. Many of you know Maria for her warm and charismatic personality and social grace, her contributions to Dan’s Papers and her involvement and devotion to many organizations and events in the Hamptons. Maria also shares a part of her life caring for the delicate innocent deer in the photo. Badly injured and unable to use her left front leg, the deer has found comfort and safety within the confines of Maria’s property and has become one of the not so wild, wildlife guests that regularly come to dinner at her house. The deer has actually become trusting enough to allow Maria’s daughter, Michelle, to hand feed her. It is Maria who inspired me to write this column. I do it with hope that, even though our wildlife is usually out of sight, it will not always be out of mind. If I can heighten the awareness of just a handful of readers, and you slow down just a little when the geese are crossing Montauk Highway, or have a little more tolerance for the deer who may be foraging in your garden, then I’ve accomplished what I set out to do when I sat down at my computer and began to type. Question: If all dogs go to puppy heaven, where does the wildlife go? Is there a special place for them? Questions? thoughts? email

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Getting Married? Why Not The North Fork? By David Lion Rattiner The North Fork is arguably one of the most beautiful places in the world. It has an old-town country feel, but also offers large bay areas, protected wetlands, farm stands, shops and of course, endless wineries. It’s a very magical place. From Greenport’s fishing village feel to Southold’s wine country, getting married on the North Fork is a great option for anybody who is looking to experience the perfect wedding. Everything, from the perfect caterer to the perfect venue is available here and those that have chosen the North Fork as their premier wedding location never regret it. THE INN AT EAST WIND Talk about a gorgeous place that is right out of a fairy tale, The Inn at East Wind is a very large, very luxurious wedding location that offers top level service, including award winning chefs, a fully integrated spa, first class treatment and endless space for you and your guest. Having a wedding at The Inn at East Wind is like living a dream. The grounds are perfectly manicured and the service is the definition of first class. Located in Wading River, you can contact them by calling 631-929-3500. GIORGIO’S AT FOX HILL This outstanding wedding location in Baiting Hollow has been family owned for decades. The grounds are located at the Fox Hill Country Club

with unbelievable water views, a first class golf course and their signature garden and terrace that makes for absolutely fabulous ceromonies. Giorgio’s offers a first class staff and in 2007 they were awarded “The Knot” wedding magazine Best Of Weddings Award. You can contact Giorgio’s Restaurant by calling 631-7276076. VINEYARDS Want a wedding at a vineyard? You have come to the right place. All of the wineries on the North Fork offer wedding venues and picking out the one you want is the best part of your wedding venue search because you get to go on a winery tour. The North Fork offers a few dozen vineyards for you to choose from for you wedding that include Bedell Cellars, Castello Di Borghese, Corey Creek Vineyards, Duck Walk North, Martha Clara, Lenz Winery, Pindar and others. Some vineyards offer 500 acres of land, others offer 40 acres, all of them however, offer a big opportunity to have one very special wedding with your friends and family. You can check out all of the North Fork vineyards by visiting, clicking on the “Insider Guide” tab and then clicking on the “wineries” link. RESTAURANTS, SPAS, BAKERIES

Need a wedding cake? Well check out Jundas Pastry Shop in Jamesport who offer insanely delicious wedding cakes. Known as the “Happy Bakers” of Long Island (contact number 631-722-4999) you will not be dissappointed. You can also call the Peconic Baking Company in Riverhead. I don’t know how they do it, but this place offers simply marvelous cake creations (631-591-2931). Restaurants are endless on the North Fork, and the rich food is due to the large amount of farming just steps away. The Soundview Restaurant offers lovely wedding services, but you can explore others by visiting and clicking on the “Insider Guide” tab and exploring the listings of North Fork restaurants. If you are looking for a Spa, check out the Blue Sage Day Spa in Mattituck (631-298-4244) or the Luna Mesa Day Spa in Aquebogue (631-7225215). Feel like golfing or having a wedding on the course? Call Swan Lake Golf Course for absolutely amazing grounds and a wedding service that is impeccable (631-369-1818). On the North Fork, you have a lot of options when it comes to your wedding, do not make your decision until you consider the North Fork as your venue for your special day.

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Fall Festivals Are Magic On The North Fork, Be Sure To Go By David Lion Rattiner Summer may be over, but fall is pure fun on the North Fork. There is probably no other place on earth that takes fall so seriously. The North Fork offers a seemingly endless amount of festivals and celebrations revolved around this wonderful time of year. What makes fall festivals on the North Fork so fun? Community spirit is the answer. Everybody on the North Fork takes community extremely seriously and they are very serious about all getting together and enjoying each others company. At a fall festival there is always plenty of hot chocolate and apple cider to go around. Families with young children who love heading down to play outside come out in droves to hit the fall festivals, as well as families from all over Long Island who want to get their face painted and enjoy outdoor activities. Parents also like to pretend they are kids too! One of the most interesting festivals is the Long Island Garlic Festival which takes place at The Garden of Eve Organic Farm in Riverhead. The festival is all about garlic and runs from September 27 to 28. Your kids can enjoy garlic popcorn, garlic ice cream (it’s delicious) pony rides, a petting zoo, live music and endless smiles. There is also a great garlic cook-off where you can bring a garlic dish of your choice to enter. Also in Riverhead is the Hallockville Museum Farm Fall Festival and Craft Show. This place can feel like the happiest place in the world during their festival. There will be plenty of tractor pulls, games

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and basket weaving that will win your kids over, all set at this well run family farm. This is taking place October 4 and 5 and is located in Riverhead. The Aquebogue Parent Teacher Organization is hosting its seventeenth annual Fall Craft Fair September 27 on the grounds of Aquebogue School. If you are looking for a great raffle game, this is the place to be. In Wading River at Wildwood State park you have a fall festival taking place on September 27 that includes a famous pie-eating contest. Go hungry and learn about how to help protect the environment. Fall festivals on the North Fork really set the North Fork apart from other areas of Long Island because there is so much to do and so many people show up to them. Fall festivals on the North Fork have been known to draw thousands of people, all of them smiling ear to ear and developing a community bond that is very special. Check out the NF calandar on page 54 for more details. Plenty of teenagers enjoy going to them to get together. Young couples also enjoy going to North Fork fall festivals and of course, there isn’t really a better date to go on in the world then to take a date to a North Fork fall festival for a good time. So stop being lazy and head on out with your friends and family to a North Fork fall festival. All of them benefit worthy causes and all of them offer a great, family oriented experience that cannot be beat. This is what the fall is about on the North Fork! Don’t miss out on having more fun than you can possibly imagine in a potato sack race.

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Over The Barrel... with Lenn Thompson

The Grape Harvest Season If you’ve visited wine country over the past couple of weeks, you’ve probably noticed that the grape harvest season has begun. So far, wineries are mostly “bringing in” grapes that will go into sparking wine — mostly pinot noir and chardonnay. But, all of the grapes for still wines will start coming in very soon, as early as this week. It’s the busiest time of the year for local vineyard managers and winemakers, and there is a lot going on. Here are just some news and notes of things going on and coming up: Despite what was until recently a humid, wet growing season, local producers are seeing clean, ripe fruit in their vineyards — even if yields are lower than last year. Rich Pisacano, owner of Roanoke Vineyards and a long-time grape grower, told me in an email earlier this week that he’d seen some berry analysis numbers that show that “Things are moving fast. Merlot is at 21 Brix. Whites are over 21 Brix. I am already seeing Cabernet Sauvignon at 20 Brix.” Brix is a unit measure for the amount of sugar in grapes (and other fruit). These are very good numbers for this early in the fall. If the weather

stays relatively dry, this could be another great year for Long Island wine — the third in four years. Robert Parker’s The Wine Advocate recently awarded several local wines high scores. Three wines from Channing Daughters Winery, their 2007 Pinot Grigio, 2007 Sauvignon Blanc and 2007 Tocai

Friulano received 87-, 89- and 90-point scores respectively. Roman Roth’s private label riesling, the 2007 Grapes of Roth Riesling, scored an 89. The 2005 Cabernet Franc from Paumanok Vineyards received a 90 and Shinn Estate Vineyards’ 2007 Coalescence rated as an 87-point wine. Following the successful 2008 Jazz on the Vine program, free jazz performances will again be at the center of the 2009 Long Island Winterfest. The organizers, which include the Long Island Wine Council and East End Arts Council, have extended the once month-long event to six weeks for 2009. It will start Saturday, February 14 and run through Sunday, March 22. Steve Bate, executive director of the Wine Council said “ “We were thrilled with the results of the 2008 program. Our participating wineries experienced an increase in sales of between 20 and 200 percent during this normally slow time of year. The promotion also exceeded our expectations in drawing new audiences from the New York metropolitan area, across Long Island and New England.” Check out for more details as they become available.

North Fork Events

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 FALL FESTIVAL -10 a.m.-4 p.m.: Seventeenth annual Fall Craft Fair hosted by Aquebogue Parent Teacher Organization on grounds of Aquebogue School. Handcrafted items, raffles and food. 631722-5171. Rain date Sunday, Sept. 28. OCTOBERFEST- 3-7 p.m. enjoy the Annual Octoberfest at Knights of Columbus, Depot Lane, Cutchogue; family-style German food, beer, live entertainment and dancing. Advance tickets only, $35 per person. Call Heidi at 631-765-1180. FALL FESTIVAL- Noon-4 p.m. enjoy the Southold PTA Fall Festival at Elementary School playground, Oaklawn Avenue. Chinese auction. Rain date Sunday, Sept. 28. 631-765-6963, HURRICANE HISTORY- 2:30-5:30 p.m. check out a program about the ‘38 Hurricane, Its History and Lessons Learned’ sponsored by East Marion Community Association at Poquatuck Hall, Orient, in commemoration of 70th anniversary of 1938 Hurricane. Photos, film clips and speakers; hors d’ oeuvres and beverages available. Call 631-477-0445. LIVE ORCHESTRA- 8 p.m. the Radio Nights with The South Shore Syncopators features a 10piece orchestra, 5 singers, radio announcer, jingles and commercials in celebration of 1920’s-1930’s. At Peconic Landing, Greenport, in auditorium. Free;

RSVP: 631-477-3800 GARLIC FESTIVAL- 10 a.m.-6 p.m. the fifth annual Long Island Garlic Festival at Garden of Eve Organic Farm, Riverhead celebrates “garliciana,” and features garlic-inspired foods including garlic ice cream and garlic popcorn, arts, crafts, pony rides, petting zoo, live music by Terry Winchell Band and more. Great garlic cook-off Saturday at 2:30 p.m. Bring hot or cold dish to enter. 631-5236608. SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH- 10 a.m.-1 p.m. enjoy a champagne Brunch hosted by VFW Ladies Auxiliary, Riverhead, at VFW Post 2476 on Parkway Street. Mimosas/orange juice, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage and home fries. Adults, $9; children under 8, $5. Tickets available at Post canteen or call 631-722-4230, 631-727-8966. GARLIC FESTIVAL- 10 a.m.-6 p.m. check out the fifth annual Long Island Garlic Festival at

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Garden of Eve Organic Farm, Riverhead celebrates “garliciana,” and features garlic-inspired foods including garlic ice cream and garlic popcorn, arts, crafts, pony rides, petting zoo, live music by Terry Winchell Band and more. Portion of proceeds benefits Northeast Organic Farming Association (NOFANY). 631-523-6608. ONGOING EVENTS GREENPORT GALLERY WALKS- Beginning June 21 through December 20,the third Saturday of the month, Greenport’s galleries will open their doors between 6-9 pm for an evening of gallery hopping. Please join us for gallery talks, and refreshments, while viewing the best of what’s happening in the arts on gallery row. Check out for more information. WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieuholds a free weight management lecture. 888-446-7764.

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By Phyllis Lombardi It has been over for several weeks now. Enough time for us to reevaluate our chances of becoming an Olympic gold medalist. If an occasional jellyfish scares us off, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll probably not give goldswimmer Michael Phelps any competition. And if we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t like sand between our toes, gold-beachvolleyball winners Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to worry. But there are lots of people who are pretty darned active on the North Fork. Perhaps theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re dreaming Olympics as they walk, run, and bike our roads. And how about the hundreds of North Forkers who work out in gyms on a daily basis? Surely there are gold medalists among them. Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just check out one of those gyms and a few North Fork athletes. Does ELIH Physical Therapy and Fitness in Southold train any future Olympians? Quite possibly. And donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t concern yourself with the athleteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s age. Every one of them is well beyond 13. Why, some of these muscle-people havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seen 20 in decades. For example, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Frank Roland. Now this guy won some medals in World War II, but heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still working away on the lower body cycle. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s goinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; for the gold as he pedals on, day after day. Generally heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s at the gym early in the morning. The rest of the day he stays in shape gardening at his Southold home. Good luck, Frank. And hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s another Frank at the gym. Frank Liburt of Greenport is wearing dark blue sweatpants with white stripes down the sides. If I got him a red sweatshirt, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d look every inch the U.S.A. gold medalist in treadmill. Usually Frank sets the treadmill speed on 4. But listen to this (and this is why Frank will grab the gold). The woman on the treadmill next to Frankâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s said she could also manage 4. â&#x20AC;&#x153;OK,â&#x20AC;? said Frank. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Then Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going 4.1.â&#x20AC;? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the North Forkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gold-winning spirit. I thought for sure the North Fork had a gold medalist in the Rev. Lorraine DeArmitt. Pastor of Southold United Methodist Church, Lorraine excels on the elliptical machine. She, too, comes to the gym early and except when she stops to chat or take a drink of water, Lorraine works hard. I mean she works up a sweat. But lately Lorraineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attendance has been sporadic. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not good if you want to be a medalist. Consistency is what counts. At least thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what they said on the TV when I tuned in Beijing. So where has Lorraine been? Well, sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got a valid excuse for non-attendance. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been changing diapers for two weeks,â&#x20AC;? she said. It seems Lorraine is a grandma again. This time little Gwen is demanding attention and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fine with Lorraine. But get back to the gym soon, grandma.

The U.S. is counting on you. The U.S. is counting on Paul Connor III, too. A tall, slim guy who comes to the gym frequently, Paul looks like heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be good for our basketball team. But no. Paul excels at weight lifting. So thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s where his best chance for a gold medal seems to be. Paul appears to have a medalistâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s selfdiscipline. He comes to the gym ready for a workout but over one arm he carries a suit and tie. After his workout, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a shower, a change of clothes and then this Mattituck athlete is ready for work at Eastern Long Island Hospital in Greenport. Paulâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no slouch, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll say that. Gotta move if you want a medal. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll insert here, modestly, that Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m pretty good when it comes to pitching various-sized balls to a tilted trampoline. Those balls usually come right back to me. True, my right arm has more endurance and is more precise than my left, but with a little more work, who knows. And if Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not a medalist, then â&#x20AC;&#x153;put me in, coach.â&#x20AC;? Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m just about

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Arts & Entertainment 16th Annual Road Rally Comes to Bridgehampton

By Tiffany Razzano This weekend, the Bridgehampton Historical Society will sponsor its 16th annual Sports Car Road Rally and Vintage Car Tour, kicking it off Friday night with a special, free viewing of the 1961 car racing flick, The Green Helmet. The grounds of the Bridgehampton Historical

Society, on Montauk Highway, will be transformed into an old-fashioned drive-in movie theater. The movie begins at 7:30 p.m. and free soda and popcorn will be given to anyone who shows up in a vintage car. The Road Rally and Tour will be held on Saturday. The Rally is a 95-mile timed competition through the








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Arts & Entertainment Artists Make Movies, and Statements out of their Realm By Cindi Cook Let it be said that Marion Wohlberg Weiss is one to mix it up. For the last eight years, the film/art critic has been the host of the series, “Artists Make Movies,” at the Pollock-Krasner House and Study Center in Springs, the now famous former residence of Jackson Pollock and Lee Krasner (the Center is formally a part of the State University at Stony Brook). The larger series, “Artists on Film,” was initiated by PollockKrasner House Director Helen Harrison and expanded by Weiss into the ongoing series shown every Friday night in September on Springs Fireplace Road. The melding of artists and film is meant to forge a connection between two disciplines. “For the past two years we’ve had area artists — Eric Fischl, April Gornik, Ross Bleckner — chose their favorites. It gives people an intimate setting and a chance to meet these artists, which is very exciting for those who don’t normally dwell within those circles,” said Weiss. “It’s interesting, and combines my love of film and love of art,” she said. Weiss found the Pollock-Krasner House a special place and sought to expand upon the films it already showed. The venue serves as a better movie house than an auditorium setting, with viewers finding a space that holds only a large handful of people (25, max) far more comfortable. “It’s almost like a miniclass, where people can exchange ideas and thoughts,” said Weiss. This year, the series, entitled “Artists Make Movies,” featured films and videos created by painters, photographers and performance artists who had little or no experience in filmmaking. This Friday, September 26, will be the last showing in the series, artist Christa Maiwald’s Thread Head. This particular piece is a black comedy about Maiwald’s

Still from Christa Mailwald’s Video obsession with embroidery. “It runs her life; she does it ALL the time — when she is eating, when she is drifting off to sleep, drinking. All the time,” Weiss said. Earlier in the series, audiences saw two awardwinning documentaries by photographer Gary Beeber, who had never picked up a film camera before. They included Messenger, about the most famous NYC bike messenger; and Bally Master, a side show/magician at Coney Island. In her video, performance artist Andrea Cote shot her own performance events. which recall Jackson Pollock’s drip paintings. Painter Carol Hunt developed a computer animation film about her work. The series have been a labor of love for Weiss, an East End resident who has spent her life focused on art and film. She confesses to having gone to many a “weird movie” while studying television as a graduate student at NYU. Weiss would wander over to the

Bleeker Street Theater, where she learned about French New Wave. “It’s practically informed my whole life, so I decided I wanted to teach it.” Now, Weiss does just that, as an adjunct in the summer at New York University, offering intensives on film theory and criticism to those interested in becoming directors. When Weiss was a student at NYU, she was one of just two women in that major. Martin Scorsese was one of her classmates. “He would show us his films. I volunteered to work on one — he wanted me to do sound — but I couldn’t because I had cut my finger right beforehand. I had to press buttons after all!” That love of film, and admiration for her classmate, found another direction — in book form. Martin Scorsese: A Reference and Resource Guide, is part of a series on well-known directors, which Weiss wrote after penning her dissertation on Scorsese and John Cassavetes, and their use of New York as a character in film. Today, instead of on canvas, Weiss finds, the moving image is the picture that is still telling a thousand words. “People have to see movement because it stimulates them,” she said. Weiss marvels at how anyone and everyone can make a movie and put it on the Internet. Although, as with each wave of technology-cum-entertainment, that popularity may disappear and be replaced by something else more enticing. What will be the next popular medium? “It could go backwards, perhaps,” Weiss mused. “Maybe you’ll eventually be able to watch television on your pencil?” Weiss never ceases to wonder at the power of imagery and its impact on our senses, our being, on the whole. “Hopefully, some of those images stay with you. Films like The Wild Bunch, why do they stay with us? Or why not? It tells us a lot about ourselves, these images; they are so potent.”

MOVIES ;Schedule for the week of Friday, September 19 to Thursday, September 25. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. BAY STREET THEATRE (631-725-9500) Thread (NR) – Sat. 7 GREENPORT THEATER (631-477-8600) Call for movies and show times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Burn After Reading (R) – Fri. 7:30, 9:30 Sat. 3:30, 5:30, 9:30 Sun., Tues., Wed. 3:30, 5:30, 7:30 Mon., Thurs. 7 Nights in Rodanthe (PG-13) – Fri. 7, 9 Sat. 3, 5, 7 Sun., Tues., Wed. 3, 5, 7 Mon., Thurs. 7 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. Ghost Town (PG-13), Lakeview Terrace (R), My Best Friend’s Girl (R), Eagle Eye (PG-13), Righteous Kill (R), Nights in Rodanthe (PG-13), Burn After Reading (R), Igor (PG) MONTAUK MOVIE (+) Eagle Eye (PG-13) – Fri.-Sun. 7, 9:20 Mon.-Thurs. 7 PARRISH ART MUSEUM

(631-283-2118) Metropolis (NR) – Fri. 7 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Flow: For Love of Water (NR) – Fri., Mon., Thurs. 4, 6 Sat., Sun. 2, 4, 6 Man on Wire (PG-13) – Fri.-Mon., Thurs. 8 UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Burn After Reading (R) – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 5, 7:40, 10 Sat.-Sun. 12, 2:30, 5, 7:40, 10 Miracle at St. Anna (R) – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 3:30, 7, 10:20 Sat.-Sun. 12, 3:30, 7, 10:20 Eagle Eye (PG-13) – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7:30, 10:15 Sat.-Sun. 1, 4, 7:30, 10:15 My Best Friend’s Girl (R) – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 2:40, 5:10, 7:50, 10:30 Sat.-Sun. 12:15, 2:40, 5:10, 7:50, 10:30 Choke (R) – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 5:15, 7:45, 10:10 Sat.Sun. 12:10, 2:45, 5:15, 7:45, 10:10 Vicky Cristina Barcelona (PG-13) – Fri., Mon.Thurs. 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 Sat.-Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Righteous Kill (R) – Fri. 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Sat.-Mon. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Tues. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Wed., Thurs. 4:10, 7:10

Eagle Eye (PG-13) – Fri. 4, 7, 10 Sat.-Mon. 1, 4, 7, 10 Tues. 1, 4, 7 Wed., Thurs. 4, 7 Nights in Rodanthe (PG-13) – Fri. 4:35, 7:35, 10:10 Sat.-Mon. 1:35, 4:35, 7:35, 10:10 Tues. 1:35, 4:35, 7:35 Wed., Thurs. 4:35, 7:35 Igor (PG) – Fri. 4:20, 7:20, 9:40 Sat.-Mon. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:40 Tues. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Wed., Thurs. 4:20, 7:20 My Best Friend’s Girl (R) – Fri. 4:45, 7:45, 10:15 Sat.-Mon. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:15 Tues. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Wed., Thurs. 4:45, 7:45 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Ghost Town (PG-13) – Fri. 4:45, 7:40, 10:10 Sat., Sun. 1:30, 4:45, 7:40, 10:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:40 The Women (PG-13) – Fri. 4:15, 7, 9:40 Sat., Sun. 1, 4:15, 7, 9:40 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7 Righteous Kill (R) – Fri. 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 Sat., Sun. 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:15 Lakeview Terrace (R) – Fri. 4, 7:30, 10:05 Sat., Sun. 11:15, 4:45, 7:40, 10:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:40 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Performing Arts

Ghost Town It seems as if most of the crowd exiting the theatre after Ghost Town finds this movie to be a direct descendant of recent specter fare – such as The Frighteners, Just Like Heaven and, naturally, Ghost. But, they need to take their references back a tad, even past Cary Grant in Topper, as the true muse of this film is certainly A Christmas Carol. While all the aforementioned films feature spirits who help the living with their love lives, the ghosts in this Town are doing more than getting the star some romantic action – they’re helping a modern-day Scrooge realize he loves life. And it’s that grizzled guy who really makes this story fly. Enter Ricky Gervais: Brit actor who is a cult hero here in the USA. Known by those familiar with his work on the original English version of TV’s “The Office” and HBO’s “Extras,” he’s otherwise a face many might not place. Just keep in mind…English, English – as in English comedy. If recent imports like Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead flummox you with accented, dry and wry UK wit, best to skip on this film, as Gervais (as dentist Bertram Pincus) makes this movie a solid choice with homeland mannerisms and comments that American funny folk are rarely capable of. You might think at first he’s following the lead of Alan Rickman from the recent shiny coin Bottle Shock (where Rickman steals the show as an Englishman who detests our nation’s flatter sensibilities), but it’s not Americans Pincus doesn’t like – it’s everybody. Why someone who completely hates people would live in Manhattan is a great question, but, nonetheless, the tooth doc makes every effort to avoid speaking or even standing close to anyone. But as we watch the man (who enjoys dentistry mainly because it’s a profession that allows him to shut people up

with cotton balls) early on, we know that this sarcastic, antisocial juggernaut is bound to see the light, which here is the one at the end of the line. Receiving an otherwise commonplace colonoscopy, Pincus ends up dying on the table. He’s revived after seven minutes, but the near-death experience is only the beginning of his brush with the afterlife, as he comes back with the ability to see the dead. And if you thought there were a lot of living people in New York, well… As soon as the teeming ghosts of NYC realize Bertram can see them, they swarm brazenly to him, as the spirits are all individuals who are unable to move on to the afterlife because of their unresolved personal issues. One ghost in particular is Frank Herlihy (Greg Kinnear), a studly soul who got 86’ed before he could set things straight with his wife, now the widow Gwen (Tea Leoni – who here is playing the world’s smartest and prettiest Egyptologist). He needs Dr. Pincus to step up and stop his spouse from remarrying a louse, and gets the dentist aboard by promising to keep all the other formerly living people away for good. And to hold up his end of the bargain, Gervais’ Pincus must actually attempt to charm Gwen away from her current relationship. What comes next is no surprise: the angry introvert starts to enjoy his daily jog with

fellow runners in the human race. The device here is a nice touch. While Pincus is able to fend off his fellow living men and women, the ghosts have nothing to lose and he can’t avoid them as they force him to engage, thereby opening his eyes to the wonders of conversation and companionship. Take away the humor, and Bertram would seem dangerously unbalanced (a la A Beautiful Mind) – but we know the (shockingly good-looking) dead people here are real, and Gervais, who has always gets a laugh out of his humor when he plays a crank or curmudgeon, is perfectly cast in this film. You can both sincerely believe he hates people and simultaneously wants to like them, yet doesn’t know how to do so as he gets a second lease on life courtesy of the ghosts of New York City – which in this film also happens to be the true star, as many a shot holds the Big Apple in glamorous and wonderful embrace. Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics. Better Than Expected Brit-o-phile Splendor They Love New York!

Review...Wedding Singer at Gateway


By Roy Bradbrook Writing this review gives me no pleasure because of the considerable respect I have for Paul Allan and his colleagues at Gateway Playhouse, who have given me so much pleasure over the past 16 years of watching their Broadway caliber productions of musicals, both old and new. However, to qualify as a musical, to my old fashioned mind, the production should be musical, have a reasonable book to weave the story between the songs, effective choreography and then have a cast that shows that it’ s enthused about what it’s doing on stage. Based on these criteria, this Wedding Singer is terribly flat and off key. What a pity, because in many ways, this has been one of Gateway’s best ever seasons, including wonderful productions of Showboat, Beauty and the Beast and, of course, The Producers. The Wedding Singer is based on a film starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore and, by all accounts, this was a good comedy that relied heavily on the chemistry between the two stars. Well, history shows that a successful film cannot always be reborn as a successful musical – maybe you have to be a Mel Brooks to do this regularly and Matthew Sklar, Chris Beguelin and Tim Herlihy, who are responsible for the music, lyrics and book, are certainly not Mel Brooks! Similarly, Greg LoBuono, who plays Robbie Hart, supposedly the hottest wedding singer in New

away as California, who brought their cars to Bridgehampton by trailer. The Car Show, held on Sunday, is open to any car that might be of interest to automobile aficionados, no matter when it’s from, and, in the past, has drawn as many as 100 cars. Awards are given out at the end of the day in several categories, including Best Paint Job, Best Interior and Best Sports Car. Admission to the show is $5 and children under 12 are free. Car racing is a significant part of Bridgehampton’s history and tradition. Street racing was popular in the area between 1910-20, then organized by the local fire department. Local interest in the sport resumed in the 1940s and 1950s, after World War II. Some cars allegedly went as fast as 100 miles per hour. However, it ended in the ‘50s, after a fatal crash caused the State legislature to pass a law banning street racing. But the Bridgehampton Raceway brought it back, again, this time in a controlled environment. The track closed in the early 1990s, when an influx of people moving to the Hamptons began to build more homes out here and didn’t like the noise, Eilertsen said. “But it was a big part of our culture,” he said. This year’s Rally, Tour and Car Show will also be commemorating the 100th anniversary of Henry Ford’s Model T, which is an American icon. The BHHS has invited several Model T owners to join in the event. So far, only one is confirmed to be in attendance this weekend, a Model T owned by Ed Tuccio, of Riverhead. All proceeds from the weekend will benefit the BHHS. For more information, go to

Jersey, and Noel Molinelli, who plays Julia, the girl with whom this tremendous chemistry is supposed to happen, play their roles with such dullness and lack of vocal prowess that you can only wonder where director and choreographer Keith Andrew was during rehearsals. This is a show, where, even if the music style is not your first choice, the choreography should set the stage on fire with memories of the excesses of the ‘80s. All you get though is a tired procession of caricatured characters in cartoon type costumes hopping around with about the same level of terpsichorean dexterity that is regularly shown by most adult males at weddings – perhaps that was the objective, in which case, they succeed, but it does not make for a fun evening in any respect. It would be easy to go on and on about the weaknesses of this show and wondering why it was even chosen for this year’s schedule, especially when it had such a mediocre reception on Broadway, where it only lasted for less than seven months. The best thing, though, is to continue to be thankful for Gateway and all of the very good and classy things they do and to look forward eagerly to the announcement of the selections for the 2009 season (please, not The Pirate Queen) and then the opening night of the first show in the spring.

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A Tasty Dinner for Two The Hamptons are well known for the transient segment of the population – those that only spend a specific season, those who spend weekends and those who may be leaving for warmer climes for the better part of the year. Many East Enders who leave family behind and have become, in essence, a family of two. Dinner for two is a ritual that I practice on an almost daily basis. I look forward to my dinner and eating well is high priority resulting in the tasteful recipes below. ROASTED SALMON WITH POTATOES AND HERB VINAIGRETTE The salmon is slowly cooked to melting perfection over a bed of crisped potatoes and served with piquant herb vinaigrette. Serves 2 1 Idaho potato, about 1 1/4 pounds, peeled and cut into slices, about 1/8-inch thick 4 1/2 - 5 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard 2-3 tablespoons mixed fresh herbs, sage parsley and tarragon 2 center cut wild salmon fillets, about 6-8 ounces each, skinned 1. Heat oven to 425 degrees. Film a baking/serving dish, such as terra cotta or porcelain with olive oil. Arrange potato slices in slightly overlapping layers. Drizzle 1 1/2 tablespoons olive oil evenly over the potatoes and season with salt and pepper. Bake about 18- 20 minutes until lightly golden.

remaining ingredients. Put the seasoned chicken in a shallow Pyrex pie plate. With slotted spoon scoop reconstituted mushrooms over the seasoned chicken. Strain mushroom water over the chicken.

For the onions 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1 large Spanish or Bermuda onion, thinly sliced Coarse (kosher) salt Tomato halves and parsley sprigs for garnish

3. Place pie plate holding the chicken in a wok over briskly simmering water. Cover the work and steam over medium-high heat about 15-20 minutes until meat turns opaque and firm to the touch with chopsticks. When done, remove from heat and baste mushrooms with pan juices. Garnish with coriander and serve with pan juices spooned over. ZWIEZELROSTBRATEN This steak for 2 originated in Mayerhofen, Austria when I had the pleasure of cooking with the personal chef to the President of the country. I’ve made some adjustments in the years since I learned this dish, I use olive oil to prepare it rather than vegetable oil and butter. Serves 2 2 rib or club steaks, 3/4-inch thick Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce Dash Tabasco sauce

1. Place steaks between sheets of wax paper and pound to 1/2-inch thick. Sprinkle steaks lightly with salt and pepper, oil, Worcestershire and Tabasco; rubbing the mixture well into the meat. Marinate about an hour. 2. For the onion, heat 2 tablespoons oil in a heavy skillet (I prefer to use the black iron skillet for this recipe). When hot, add the onions and saute over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until golden brown. Sprinkle with salt to taste, transfer to a side dish and keep warm. 3. Heat the same skillet the onions cooked in for a minute or two and add the remaining tablespoon olive oil. When the oil shimmers put in the steaks and saute about 3-5 minutes on each side for rare or medium rare and well seared without and pink within. Transfer steaks to warm plates and divide onions over each one. Garnish with tomato halves and parsley sprigs. Adapted from Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking at Cooktique, Doubleday, 1985

2. While potatoes bake, whisk together vinegar, mustard and herbs in a mixing bowl. Slowly whisk in 3 tablespoons olive oil, until emulsified. Season with salt and pepper to taste, and set aside. The potatoes and vinaigrette can be prepared ahead.

STEAMED BONELESS CHICKEN CANTONESE STYLE FOR TWO My brief flirtation with Chinese cooking. 1/2 cup sliced dry shitake or Chinese black mushrooms, reconstituted 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts cut to about 1 - 1 1/2-inch thick chunks For the seasoning 1 teaspoon freshly grated ginger root 1/2 teaspoon salt and several grinds fresh pepper 1/4 teaspoon sugar 1 tablespoon dry sherry or rice wine 2 teaspoons light soy sauce 1 tablespoon cornstarch Coarsely chopped fresh coriander for garnish 1. Place mushrooms in a small bowl and cover with warm water. Let stand 15-20 minutes to reconstitute. 2. Place chicken chunks in a bowl and season with

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3. Before baking, drizzle fillets with olive oil to lightly coat and season with salt and pepper. Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Place fillets over the potatoes skinned side down. Roast for 16-18 minutes until salmon feels springy to the touch and slightly pink within. Remove baking dish from the oven. With a large serving spoon lift individual servings of salmon with a portion of potatoes onto warm plates. Drizzle each fillet with a bit of the vinaigrette and serve.


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Dining and Nightlife

Side Dish Fresno in East Hampton will continue to serve dinner throughout the fall starting at 5:30 p.m. six nights a week, closing Tuesday. Fresno continues to offer its 30/30 prix fixe every Monday night in September. The $30 three-course prix fixe includes selections from the regular menu with every bottle of wine at 30% off. The regular prix fixe will also be offered Sunday – Thursday all night and Friday and Saturday till 6:30 p.m. The prix fixe is also always available at the bar. It includes three-courses for $28 per person. For further information call Fresno at (631) 324-8700. Nick & Toni’s in East Hampton has introduced a new five-course menu celebrating Italy. The menu is offered Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night starting October 1. The cost of the menu is $38 per person and includes a glass of wine from the celebrated region with the appetizer. The wine selection is a choice of Aminea Falanghina 2005 white or Aminea Aglianico Monsignore 2001 red. The first region will be Campania, and the region will change monthly. Menu items include: housemade mozzarella, vine ripened tomatoes and basil; local littleneck clams, toasted bread crumbs and oregano; rigatoni with cauliflower, anchovy and capers; orata cooked in parchment, red onion, tomato basil, olives and capers; quail with braised baby artichokes and preserved lemon; calamari with stuffed eggplant caponata and braised garden cavalo nero; and lemon cream puffs. The next region for November will be Umbria. Nick & Toni’s is now open Wednesday –

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Sunday starting at 6 p.m. For further information or reservations, call Nick & Toni’s at (631) 324-3550. GRAPPA WINE BAR in Sag Harbor has announced new hours for fall. The restaurant will serve dinner from 5 p.m. until 11 p.m. Tuesday through Thursday, until 10:30 p.m. Sunday, and until midnight Friday and Saturday. Lunch is served Saturday and Sunday from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. Grappa Wine Bar will be open year-round. Specialty items include paninis, tapas, daily gelatos, grilled pizzetes as well as an extensive list of wines by the glass. For reservations or further information on the restaurant, call GRAPPA WINE BAR at (631) 7250055. Celebrate Rosh Hashanah beginning September 29 and Yom Kippur beginning October 8 with a gastronomic fete prepared by Citarella in Water Mill and East Hampton. From first-cut brisket, fine quality seafood (whitefish, pike, carp and pickled herring, nova and lox), delectable prepared foods (stuffed cabbage, cornish hens with matzoth stuffing, kasha varnishka) and stunning pastry selections, Citarella has everything the gourmand needs for a complete holiday feast. Prepared food orders and platters need to be placed 48 hours in advance. Citarella in East Hampton is open Monday – Thursday, 10 a.m. to 6:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 9 a.m. to 7 p.m.; and Sunday, 9 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. The Water Mill store is open Monday – Thursday, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 9 a.m. to 6:30 p.m.; and Sunday, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Contact East Hampton at (631) 324-9190 or TH

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October 3. The dinner will include a five-course tasting and beer pairings. Menu items include: Publick House locally brewed beer; assorted cheese from the Village Cheese Shop; frisee salad; fried mussels; braised chicken leg; pork lion schnitzel; and ginger molasses spice cake. The cost of the dinner is $70 per person. For more information or reservations call the Jamesport Manor at (631) 7220500.


RE FRI E COU & S RSE AT UN PRIX 725-7110 TIL FIX 6:3 E 0 Zagat says: "Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find."

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Water Mill at (631) 726-3636. Townline BBQ in Sagaponack has introduced new BBQ combo plates. The plates feature a choice of two meats with two sides for $14.75. Meat choices include: pork ribs, kielbasa, pulled pork, burnt ends, chicken; brisket, pulled chicken, Texas chili and California chili. Sides include: Texas caviar, baked beans, collard greens, pickles, fries, cole slaw, and corn bread. Townline BBQ is now open ThursdayMonday starting at 11:30 p.m. they are closed Tuesday and Wednesday. For more information call Townline BBQ at (631) 537-2271. La Fondita in Amagansett has announced new fall hours. They are now open Wednesday through Sunday, closed Monday and Tuesday. Hours are 11:30 a.m. – 8 p.m. Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday and 11:30 a.m. – 9 p.m. Friday and Saturday. For more information or to place an order call La Fondita at (631) 267-8800. The Jamesport Manor Inn and the Southampton Publick House join together for the 2nd annual five- course beer dinner on Friday,

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Daily Specials

Dining and Nightlife ALISON AT THE MAIDSTONE INN AND TAVERN – Open Wednesday through Sunday for dinner from 5:30-10.30 p.m. Sunday Brunch 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. There is a new tavern menu and the same hours. 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631324-5440. ALMONCELLO – Almoncello is open Thursday – Tuesday for dinner starting at 6 p.m., closed on Wednesday. Almoncello also has Karaoke every Saturday night at 10:30 p.m. Located at 290 Montauk Highway, Wainscott, 631-329-6700, ALMOND RESTAURANT – Fall three-course prix fixe for $24.95 Monday all night and Tuesday and Thursday – Sunday from 6 – 7 p.m. Almond is open for dinner Thursday through Tuesday starting at 6 p.m., closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, 631-537-8885, ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to rib eye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631288-7766. B. SMITH’S – Best waterfront location in the Hamptons serving the finest lobster salad, watermelon margaritas and steaks on the East End. Open for lunch, dinner and brunch. Located on Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5858 BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK – Lunch and Dinner specials everyday. Mon. Employee night, Tues. Two For’s, Wed. All you can eat seafood, Thurs. Ladies night. Late night wing night and Beer Pong for $15 starting at 9 p.m., with outdoor bar and patio. Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2834316. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italianstyle menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. CANAL CAFÉ – Fresh seafood and scenic waterfront dining. Savor the view as well as our food. Lunch and dinner. On Shinnecock Canal (Hampton Watercraft Marine), 44 Newtown RD, Hampton Bays. Closed Tuesdays. 631-723-2155. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Featuring espresso bar, bakery, coffee roastery, full-service café serving breakfast, lunch and desserts, and outdoor garden seating. Open Monday-Thursday, Sunday 6 a.m.-7 p.m., Friday & Saturday 6 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill & 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – Dine outside on the waterfront verandah and enjoy the best sunsets in the Hamptons, at The Inn Spot On The Bay, 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email inn@jamesport- or visit LIGHTHOUSE GRILL AT THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – “Gotta Yachta Lobsta” every Thursday night. 2-3 pound lobsters and specialty lobster dishes. Artist Wine Dinner, August 28, 6:30-9:30 p.m. featuring Joyce Brian Artist. “Pacific Rim” 5course paired wine dinner. Located 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. 631.668.3100 LIGHTHOUSE GRILL & PATIO – Enjoy Chef Jared Potter’s signature “Jaker Crab Cake”& “Yacht Chowder.” Monthly Artists Wine Dinners Series – last Thurs. monthly thru Oct. Reservations suggested. Dinner. 631-668-3100, Ext. 1172. 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT– Serving dinner Monday - Friday from 5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday beginning at 12 noon for lunch and continuing into dinner beginning at 5 p.m. Weeknight bar special of complimentary amuse bouche with cocktails at the bar, Monday,Tuesday and Wednesday. Takeout is available. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OAKLAND’S RESTAURANT & MARINA – Serving lunch & dinner seven days a week beginning at noon. Weekly specials include Lobster Bash Monday & Tuesday evenings, 3 course price fix Wednesday and Thursday evenings, Friday night happy hour 5-7 p.m., Sunday brunch 12-3, Open 7 days through Columbus Day, 2008 LIRW participant (November 2-9, 2008).The regular menu is available during these specials. Live music on our deck weekends weather permitting. for more information. 631-728-6900. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Serving dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road. Sag Harbor. 631-725-7110. OSO AT SOUTHAMPTON INN - Featuring steaks, seafood and locally grown produce, prepared by four-star chef Peter Dunlop, in a Mediterranean

atmosphere. Serving dinner, lunch, breakfast.Prix Fixe Menu for $25. Outdoor dining and bar/lounge. Restaurant reservations, call 631-283-1166. Located at 91 Hill St., Southampton. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Three course Chef’s tastings available seven days a week for $30. Live entertainment Fri. & Sat. Happy Hour daily from 36:30 p.m. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.-Thurs. and 4-11 p.m. Fri. and Sat. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PARTO’S – Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. THE REGULARS MUSIC CAFÉ – Live music. Great food. Lunch. Dinner. Happy Hour, half priced drinks 5-7 p.m. 631 . 287 . 2900 1271 North Sea Rd, Southampton. THE SALTWATER GRILL – Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach, Serving amazing ocean views, friendly service, and classic, simply grilled seafood and steaks. Lunch/Dinner/Drinks/Live Music. 631 288-1485. Located 379 Dune Road Westhampton Beach. SUNSET CAFÉ – Organic cafe by day, wine and martini bar by night. Offering organic coffee, wraps, sandwiches, soup, salads and baked goods. Located at 49 Sunset Ave, Westhampton Beach. (631) 288-3010, TUSCAN HOUSE – Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best” Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703 ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK– 60s Surfer Beach Style. Grilled Ka-bobs, Great Burgers, Vegetarian choices and Salads. Kids play while adults checkout the frozen drinks. Come early - grab a spot. Late Night Swinging Bar. Open at 11/7 days.




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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg.64 Benefits – pg. 64 Day by Day – pg. 64 Kids’ Events – pg.49 Movies – pg. 57

FRIDAY, 26 ZUCCHERO – 9/26 – 8 p.m. At Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2350. SATURDAY, 27 HAMPTONS MARATHON AND HALFMARATHON – 9/27 – 8 a.m. To benefit Project Most. At Springs School, East Hampton. 917-8412752. ANNUAL HARVEST FESTIVAL – 9/27 – 10 a.m.-3 p.m. On the Great Lawn on Hampton & High Streets, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0128. VINTAGE CAR ROAD RALLY, TOUR AND CAR SHOW – 9/27 – 10 a.m. for Road Rally and Tour. Dan Rattiner is the Master of Ceremonies. 10 a.m. on 9/28 for Car Show. On the grounds of the Bridgehampton Historical Society, Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. HOUSE TOUR – 9/27 – 1-5 p.m. Tour half-adozen historic and traditional Amagansett homes. To benefit the Phebe Cottage Restoration Fund.

TREE LIGHTING CERE631-267-3020. PICK OF THE MONY – 10/1 – 7 p.m. 76 ANNUAL BIRD HOUSE Main St., Southampton. 631AUCTION – 9/27 – 5:30-8 WEEK p.m. To benefit the South ANNUAL BIRD HOUSE 726-8606. Fork Breast Health Coalition. AUCTION – 9/27 – 5:30-8 p.m. OUTDOOR RECRE$40. At Southampton Benefits the South Fork Breast Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Health Coalition. Southampton ATION & FITNESS Southampton. 631-726-8606. Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., SATURDAY, 27 WINE TASTING Southampton. 631-726-8606. POETRY HIKE AT FUNDRAISER – 9/27 – SAMMY’S BEACH – 9 a.m. 6:30-10 p.m. $30 in advance. Bring your own poem to share. Meet at the end of $35 at the door. To benefit St. Mary’s Church, 165 Sammy’s Beach Road via Alewive Brook Road. Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-0776. 631-329-2617. AUTUMN WALK AND ROW – Guided walks SUNDAY, 28 between 9:30 a.m. and 2:30 p.m. Self-guided pad10TH ANNUAL CHILI/CHOWDER COOKdles between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. At Old Ice Pond. OFF – 9/28 – 12-4 p.m. At Boardy Barn, 270 W. 631-653-4771. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-2211. KAYAK NORTH SEA HARBOR – 10 a.m.-12 BARACK OBAMA FUNDRAISER OPEN p.m. Meet at town dock on Towd Pt. Road. BYO HOUSE – 9/28 – 3-6 p.m. At the East Hampton kayak and lifejacket. 631-283-5432. home of Elizabeth Lear, 128 Main St., East Hampton. 516-380-4522. SUNDAY, 28 TRIFECTA TREK – 9-11 a.m. Great Swamp, MONDAY, 29 Big Woods & Elliston Park. Meet at Elliston Park BOB KYLE MEMORIAL GOLF CLASSIC – 9/29 – 1 p.m. shotgun start. At South Fork on Millstone Brook Rd., Southampton. 631-7255861. Country Club, Amagansett. 631-329-4398. WILDLIFE MIGRATION ALONG THE BARRIER ISLAND – 12:30-3 p.m. Wildlife WEDNESDAY, 1 search along Dune Road, west of the Shinnecock PAINT THE TOWN PINK AND KICK OFF BREAST CANCER AWARENESS WEEK inlet, Hampton Bays. 631-537-1400 ext. 15.

Art Openings & Galleries OPENING RECEPTIONS WALK TALL GALLERY – 9/26 – 6-9 p.m. “Topographies,” by Susan Rockford and Setha Low. On display through 10/5. Open Tuesday to Sunday at 11 a.m. or by appointment. Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-9776. FINE ART AND CRAFT SHOW – 9/27 – 10 a.m.-5 p.m. At Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church, 2429, Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. AMY PILKINGTON GALLERY – 9/27 – 5-8 p.m. “Movable Musings,” Soraida Bedoya. At 78 Main St., Sag Harbor. SYLVESTER & CO. AT HOME – 9/27 – 5-8 p.m. “Unseen Works,” Matthew Satz. Located at 154 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9777. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – 9/27 – 6-8 p.m. “East End Abstraction: Six Directions,” through 10/27. Located at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. GALLERIES ART & SOUL GALLERY – “AbstrActions” 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – “Autumn Light,” a group show on display through Sept. 20. Located at 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. DECORDOVA GALLERY – “100 Years of Arts.” Open Fridays from 3-7 p.m., Saturdays and Sundays from 12-6 p.m. and also by appointment. Located at 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631-4770620. DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY – “IN MOTION on Floor and Line.” Located at 141 Maple Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. THE DRAWING ROOM – “Paintings on Canvas and Paper” by Caio Fonseca. Open Monday, Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 11

a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Saturdays. Located at 830 PICK OF THEWEEK Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Newtown Lane, East Hampton. FINE ART AND Hampton. 631-324-4929. 631-324-5016. CRAFT SHOW – 9/27 – 10 ELAINE BENSON SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY a.m.-5 p.m. Bridgehampton – “On Land and Sea.” Located at GALLERY – “Landscape Church, 2429, 516 Main Street, Greenport. Treasures.” Open 24 hours a day, Presbyterian seven days a week. Now located Montauk H, Bridgehampton. 631-477at the Southampton Inn, 91 Hill 1021. St., Southampton. 631-537-3233. SOUTH STREET GALLERY SAG HARBOR – Jewelry and GALLERY – Paintings by Jeanne Kenney. Collage by Mia Fonssagrives Solow. New Fall Located at 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477Prints by Joe Chierchio. Open 12-5 p.m., Thurs.0021. Sun. or by appointment. Located at 125 Main St., SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – “IN-SITU.” Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointHAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – “Asemblage” ment. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East by Jim Gemake. Located at 36 Hampton Road, Hampton. 631-291-9061. Southampton. 631-204-9704. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – “Reverse Angle” by Christopher Phillips Haile and watercolKESZLER GALLERY – “The End” and selected ors and drawings by Lucia Phillips Haile. Located at images from “Mermaids and Flowers” by Michael 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. Dweck. Located at 45 Main St., Southampton. 631TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – Located at 204-0353. 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Open daily from TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Looking East.” 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Currently located at 2462 Main Saturday through Monday, 12:30-7 p.m. At 66 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael UBER HOUSE GALLERY – “Phoenix,” a photo Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book presentation by GEIR. Located at 80 Main Street, illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. and other books he published with his mother, VERED GALLERY – “Contemporary and Betty. Open by appointment. Located at 83 Main Modern Masters.” Open Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-9 St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Located at 68 THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “Modern Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. Photographs: The Machine, the Body and the City THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – “Amazonia – Selections from the Charles Cowles Collection.” in Check” by Fernando Vignoli. “Summer Time,” by The gallery is open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Cuca Romley. Open daily from 12-8 p.m. Closed Located at 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 2118. 631-725-0097. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – “Lee Krasner: Little Image Paintings, 1946-1950.” The WISH ROCK STUDIO – Open Thurs.-Sun. from museum now offers Cell Phone Audio Tours. Open 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 17 Grand Ave., Shelter by appointment only on Thursdays, Fridays and Island Heights. 631-749-5200.

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FUNDAMENTALLY (ST)WRONG Dear Editor, On September 6, 2008, John McCain said there were “tough times all over America.” In recent days he has repeatedly said: “the fundamentals of the economy are strong.” Aren’t massive job losses, soaring deficits, devaluation of the dollar, rising unemployment, bank failures and the mortgage meltdown basic ‘fundamentals’ of the economy? Here’s a question I would ask him: “Which is it, John? How do you have a fundamentally strong economy when the aforementioned economic indicators have all headed south?” A question the news media should be asking him.

Islip Terrace Via e-mail They rob you one way or another. – DR

Paul G. Jaehnert Vadnais Hts., MN Via e-mail Maybe south heading fundamentals. – DR SMART RIGHTS Dear Editor, I read with interest your article in which you have again demonstrated your intellectual curiosity. However, I must offer a correction. The intellectual property rights you describe are actually trademark and possibly service mark rights, not copyrights. If you wish I shall be happy to explain the difference. Sincerely, Dan Zendel, Ladas & Parry New York City Via e-mail They all mean you can’t use ‘em. – DR PALIN PROBLEMS Dear Editor, Being a Hillary supporter, I thought I would sit out the election, but when Palin appeared on the scene, I got a head’s-up. Just the thought that she’d be a heartbeat from the presidency sent shudders through me. How can any woman vote for a gun-toting, prolife, all- show and no-substance woman! Theresa B. Berl Maidstone Drive Amagansett Via e-mail The Annie Oakleys of America? – DR A WORD TO THE WISE Dear Editor,

This past Wednesday, my sister’s friend went to the Hess gas station on North Ocean Ave (LIE exit 63) in Farmingville. She was filling her gas tank when a man in a pickup truck pulled up on the passenger side of her car, reached in and stole her purse, which was on the passenger seat. He took off narrowly missing a pedestrian and another car. Another man saw this happen and took off after the truck but could neither catch up to him or get the plate number. When SCPD came, they said that this has been happening frequently at local gas stations and parking lots- (Hess Rte 112 and Patchogue Mt. Sinai Rd. has also been hit.) Her purse was found Thursday morning in the Selden Post Office mail box, money, phone, her glasses and credit cards gone...they left her wallet and license. She canceled her credit cards but, they had already charged $300 to one of her credit cards by the time she had called to cancel...they work quickly! The cop advised her to lock her car windows and door when filling her car with gas and never leave a purse on the seat where it can be easily seen and taken. Something to think about! Westie 2

COMBO TAX Dear Editor: The next time you get upset when filling up at your local gas station, take a close look at the fine print concerning what you pay at the pump. Contrary to popular myth, oil companies don’t take as great a percentage of profit as one would think. Uncle Sam has an 18.4-cent excise tax to support the Federal Highway Trust Fund. New York State takes 8 cents state sales tax for the general fund; 8 cents state excise tax for transportation projects; 16.4 cents state petroleum business tax for transportation projects; 0.5 cents state petroleum-testing fee for fuel-quality assistance and 0.3 state sales tax for oil-spill remediation. New York City has a 16 cents sales tax for the General Fund. Nassau and Suffolk Counties also get their respective shares. Finally, there is a 1.5cent tax for the Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) to support general transit operations. We need a combination of expanded drilling off shore and in Alaska, increase in public transportation use combined with expansion of nuclear, compressed natural gas (CNG), methanol, ethanol, solar, wind along with other alternative energy sources. In the long run, this will reduce the cost of heating and transportation along with allowing us to become energy independent. Why continue to send hundreds of billions of dollars abroad every year? In many cases, we are supporting nations who don’t have our interests in mind and couldn’t care less about any threats from international terrorists who have targeted western democracies, including us. Texas oilman T. Boone Pickens unlike our career politicians – liberal or conservative; Democrat or Republican – has offered a real plan for future energy independence. Citizens looking for solutions should vote for public officials signing on to his program. Vote the same old tired faces out of office if they support the status quo. Sincerely, Larry Penner Great Neck, New York Via e-mail I surely agree. – DR

Police Blotter Explosion A large explosion took place in Southampton, but you don’t have to worry about it because it was for the filming of a new HBO series. Cable Box A cable box was stolen from a home in Amagansett. The cable company would not reimburse the stolen box unless a police report was filed about the theft and that is why you are reading this police report right now. Motorcycle A man in Sag Harbor was pulled over and charged by police when they saw him driving through the town on a motorcycle without a license plate. He tried to get out of it by explaining to police that the DMV issued him a license plate that said, COPS SUK. Police didn’t buy it. Bad Renter A woman renting her house in East Hampton

reported that two pieces of jewelry, with an estimated total value of $35,000, was stolen from her home. She believes that the people who rented her home were the ones that stole her jewelry. Police are investigating the incident. Badminton Net? A badminton net was reported stolen from a home in East Hampton. The net is valued at around $60. Fortunately for the family, none of them ever really played badminton with each other. No Pay A woman in a black sport utility vehicle pulled up to a gas station and asked for a full tank of gas. The gas station attendant began to fill up the car, but when the pump reached eight dollars, the woman in the sport utility vehicle took off down the road without paying. She made it about half a block up the street. Didn’t Want To Go

A man in Southampton tried to escape from a police cruiser, while still in handcuffs. He actually tired to jump out of the cruiser’s window. Needless to say, the window was not as easy as an escape route as he had thought. The man was immediately shoved back through the window into the cruiser. He was additionally charged with attempting to escape. General Store A general store in East Hampton reported a few things stolen. For the most part, everything stolen was just a lot of general items. Red, White and Blue A man reported in Southampton that a red, white and blue dirt bike was stolen from his home while he was away. Police are on the look out for one very patriotic motorcycle that was manufactured in Japan. Compiled and Written by David Lion Rattiner

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NANNY (WATER MILL) Full Time Live-In Nanny sought to run Household and to Care for Three Children (Ages 5, 2 & 1). Must be Mature Person with Child Care Experience. CALL 347-528-4960


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ASSISTANT F/T Personal Executive Asst. Needed in Sag Harbor office. Minimum 5 years prior exp req. Candidate must have thorough knowledge of Microsoft Office p roducts and MAC computer, strong com mmunication skills and ability to handle muti-task projects. Responsibilities include schedulinng, correspondence, filing, etc.

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Situation Wanted Care Taker position wanted, year round. Why use an expensive hiring agency from NYC to manage your property? Talented professional with 15 years exp is seeking a large East End Estate to oversee day to day operations of property management. Currently residing in Greenwich, CT and will relocate for the right fit. Raised in the Hamptons and has all the right connections. Fully qualified to represent the most pristine of properties. All interested parties please contact via e-mail at: Licensed Bow Hunter, seeking private land for a rchery hunting. Please Call Frank 631-484 4-3259 Will pay daily fee. Montauk Senior’s Care. Live -in or out available for errands, driving, etc., local references. 646-575-3669 P rofessional woman looking for position as housekeeper/ home companion/ house sitting. Experienced, honest. Responsible 631-591-2220.

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ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP 2 car garage, new separate building. West Hampton/ Speonk area. $400 monthly, available annually. (917)301-4354 Cannillo Motorsports, Ltd. Office 631-242-4414 Cellular 917-620-8158 Open Mon-Sat 10am-7pm Sun by Appp t Only

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS/REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Child Care NANNY AND LIGHT CLEANING AVAILABLE Experienced, responsible, good references. (631)899-3830 Cell (631)384-2063

Classes/Instruction F rench Classes by Native Parisian Adults/ Children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais (631) 725-2128 East End Tutorial. Pre-K -12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505 TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults// Children Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Cleaning Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589

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Maria, House Cleaning Service Reliable, good references, year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910/ 631-727-0862

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Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-604-5438. Bonded & Insured.

Flooring Mike’s Hardwood Flooring Installation, Finishing, Staining. Borders and Custom Repairs. 631-288-2029 631-553-9282 Email:

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A Better Job with DR. BOB’S CARPENTRY & HANDYMAN SERVICE House Watching, All Home Improvements, Minor Repairs, Powerwashing, Mildew Removal. Attic & Basement Clean Out. Licensed & Insured. 631-767-2123

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Marine Chris Craft, 1999, open bow, 21’, I/O with trailer, seats 9, $15,000. Call 631-725-0891


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Companion/ Elder Care Provider SEEKING EMPLOYMENT. Direct Care Experience, will provide exceptional care. Doctor visits (your car), shopping, etc. 3-4 days/ wk, $20.00/ hr. References. Grace (631)325-0466

Marcia Tumpowsky NYS LMT Therapeutic Massage, Kripalu Yoga Educator, Healing Touch Practitioner. 631-725-1618 212-860-2536

Home Improvements A.M. COMPLETE HOME IMPROVEMENTS Refs. Reasonable Rates. Roofing, Siding, Decking, Doors, Windowss, Closets,

Moving/Storage Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.


MARK II Construction Corp. All home improvements. Small repairs to big renovations. Handyman service. Carpentrytile work- painting. 631-384-2719/ 631-374-5458 Licensed & insured Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skylights, gutters, chimneys, architectual, antiques, recarpentry, decks, siding, repainting. 631-324-2200, 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200

Landscape/Garden 1st CHOICE Tree service & landscaping, fall clean- ups. Free Estimates. Quality & competitive. Mike 631-786-3464. ARBORVITAE SALE: 10 for $120. Other nursery stock available. (631)897-0267

Personal Shopper/ Fashion Stylist. Former boutique owner and model will shop with and for you. Hamptons, North Fork, Manhattan References upon request

Contact: Tanya 631-774-0104

Photography/Video Wedding, Events, Family and Architectural Photography. Fresh Look, European Quality 631-942-1427 www.TheHamptons m

Sewing Carmen’s Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Transportation L-Star Transport Since 1989. Your Personal Touch Vehicle Transporter. 631-698-7209 800-527-8765.

Trees/Shrubs G roundcovers, Evergreens, Junipers, Many young plants. Globes, Thuja Greens. Direct from the farm! 631-926-9639 Large caliber specimen trees. Large, blood maples, different beeches, weeping specimens, a lot more! 631-849-2608 Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

Shelves, Painting, Tree Houses

All Construction Repair Co. Masonry, Tile, Carpentry. Small jobs okay. Garage and bilco doors installed and repaired 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.

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GOODFRIEND SELF STORAGE Climate controlled Nice “move in” truck 631-324-5550

Painting/Papering A1 Painting, Interior & exterior. Painting, staining, power washing. Quality & competitive. Free estimates. Mike 631-287-1808

WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year

Quality Painting Since 1983. Apartments Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! Southampton Village 2 Bed631-329-0055, 631-827-3902. room 1 Bath on Pine Street. Available Immediately. Clean, Party Svce./Music new appliances. $1,775. Call: 800-227-0595. Year Round, Heat Included. New York’s Most Dangerous Big Band * Swing to Santana * * Sinatra to Funk * 631-581-2127

Commercial BRIDGEHAMPTON: Office Space, 2nd floor, $500 pm.. Available immediately. Cell 914-325-0772

Commercial Bridgehampton: office space. Beautiful space in new cottage for quiet professional or creative work, bath & kitchenette, utilities included. $1,000 monthly. (631)335-6224 Quogue: Industrial space, 2 miles from Sunrise Hwy., 4,100 sq. ft., will divide, great space for exotic car collector or club, shop or storage. All new paint. Separate office & bathroom. (631)804-2732 Quogue: Office space available, 800 sq. ft., heat/ air conditioning, consists of 1 main room, 2 smaller offices and bathroom. (631)804-2732 RIVERHEAD ROUTE 58 Prime Office Medical Space. Approximately 1,000 - 6,000 sq. ft. New Construction, 100 Parking Spaces. G reat Visibility! Please Call 631-727-2900. SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Retail/ Office Space. 550 square feet. 631-259-3612 Sag Harbor: Potato Barn, 2,800 sq. ft., new construction, full bath, kitchen, natural gas heat/ CAC, light industrial- no retail. Perfect live/ work, or home/ office. $2,500 monthly. $950K Sale (516)383-1598 WATER MILL Prime Commercial Retail Space Available for Immediate Occupancy Citarellaa Plaza 1,200 - 2,400 square feet, For info call 631-698-2700

Out Of Town Florida, Daytona Beach: Beautiful, quiet & safe. Short/ long term for winter, 2,000 sq. ft., located in Spruce Creek Fly-in. fully furnished, new appliances, pool, 5 minutes from Atlantic, $1,200 monthly or $500 weekly plus utilities. (386)341-7195 FLORIDA WEST PALM BEACH Flagler Drive, + 1,500 sq. ft, 2 bed, 2 bath, 650 sq. ft. Patio, steps to poool, fitness, sauna, BBQ, P rofessionally decorated. Granite kitchen, Cal, closet, W/D, 24 hr doorman, minutes to ALL. $5,000 per month, 3 month MIN Sale $595k 917-913-8914 or 561-301-3016 Palm Beach Florida: The Reef Condo, South Ocean Blvd. 2 BR, 2 bath, Lanai, fully furnished. Jupiter 3 BR, 3 bath, furnished. 2009 season. Owner/ agent. 305-505-1803

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Southampton Village: Townhouse 3 BR/ 3 Bth. Best Beaches, Pool, Tennis Courts. Call 347-645-3315

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Winter Rentals SAG HARBOR Beautiful 4 BR 3.5 bath, tastefully furnished house. Close to Long Beach. Fully landscaped acre on quiet street. $4000 for Film Festival week. 631-259-2323. ALSO Available for Winter Rental. SAG HARBOR Beautiful pond front 3 BR, 2 bth, fully renovated house, close to village, tastefully furnished. Available film festival week $3000. ALSO available for winter rental. 631-259-2323

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Bridgehampton. 4 bedroom, 3 bath, fireplace, CAC, huge deck. Conveniently located between For Rent Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor. Weekly or weekends Walking Distance To No smoking/ pets. Oct. 1 - Apr. Contact owner 516-445-2563 HAMPTON BAYS 30 $1900/ mo. Also available Montauk Highway MUST SEE! weekly. Sag Harbor Village. Historic Weekly or Monthly Rates Southampton Village Charming 516-756-1774. Waterview of Shinnecock Townhouse 187 Madison St. Winter Rentals old Victorian offers bright, Bay, Private Lane. Two Beds Per Room, Coops.Newly renovated cheerful apartments, completely Bridgehampton: Charming 2 Beautifully Decorated, Furnished garden apartments. Kitchen & Private Bath Amagansett Village Octoberfurnished, each with private en- bedroom apartment in unique Cozy. 3 BRss, 2 Baths. Beautiful 1888 original hardMay 1. Furnished 1 bedroom and trances and porches. Beautifully country setting. Spacious living Fireplace. wood floors, with all new kitch- landscaped. Walk to all. Availroom and full bath. Close to all. studio apartments. All utilities ens and baths and furnishings. For Further Information Deeded Beach Rights. included plus cable. Walk to able through May 15. No smok- AC & cable. Suite 2. $2,000/ 800 Sq. ft. 1-2 bedrooms (w/ month. 631-537-2293 town, beach and train. $1200ing, no pets. 631-283-7043 Call (631) 728-5131 loft.) Pet friendly. Private parkWinter $2,500 month $1600 per month. Gansett Green 646-942-3870 ing and back yard garden. 8 minManor. 631-267-3133. Owner 631-728-0939 CENTER MORICHES ute direct walk to town. Close to Southampton 1- 2 rooms for Southampton Village: CharmLarge private studio over beach.Weekly and Monthly rent with private entrance and Amagansett: Sandy BeachHampton Bays. Small fully furbarn, cable, A/C, W/D, available.Sept. to Memorial Day ing 3 BR, 1 bath cottage. Availhalf bath. New house share, Front, Napeague Harbor, nature nished one bedroom waterfront able Now - May 15th. $1,600 no pets// smoking. $1350.00 to $1875.00 Flexible. application required.No smokers/ preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s. condo. Waterfront. Private monthly. (917)859-9989 Year round also avail. Call $975 all. pets $750- $1,000 mo For sale or rent by owner. beach. Washer/ Dryer. owner: 917-721-3223 631-335-9729 Pics @ 631-848-6008 917-881-4168. Southampton. Near village. 2 646-369-4106 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace, Sag Harbor Village. Historic Southampton: Charming farmgarage, charming Condo. New Southampton: New to market, Hampton Bays/ Southampton Townhouse 187 Madison St. house. 4 furnished rooms. Sauna, Bridgehampton Designer’s 4 kitchen, immaculate. $1,300 open theme, double french entry Beautiful water view. 1 Coops.Newly renovated jacuzzi, fireplace, Winter/ Sum- bedroom, 3.5 bath furnished monthly. 917-287-6845. doors, fully furnished, lower Furnished garden apartments. mer, Share/ Whole House house on private acre. October- Bedroom and efficiency units unit, 9 foot ceilings, large l/r, available furnished. Near colBeautiful 1888 original hard646-415-2208. April at a reasonable $2,500/ lege. Reasonable. Consider year wood floors, with all new kitch- Water Mill Beautiful, spacious kit.,dining area, bathroom, one month. Also available year home with recent upgrades, b/r, walk-in closet, in private, round. 631-764-3834 ens and baths and furnishings. round. 917-838-6636 Shares lovely kitchen and baths, 6+ bed- gated home…2 plus miles to 631-283-8676 800 Sq. ft. 1-2 bedrooms (w/ rooms, fireplace, hot tub. Walk ocean, and village….available loft.) Pet friendly. Private parkClearwater. Large beautiful BRIDGEHAMPTON. now ! , includes, phone, , cableHampton Bays: Contemporary ing and back yard garden. 8 min- to Jitney/ Water Mill Village. room in almost new house. CaRenovated farmhouse, vision, tv,elec, heat, etc.. call Cape, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, furute direct walk to town. Close to October 1- May 1. $5,000/ ble, AC, all utilities and internet month plus utilities. steps to town, bus, train, owner/ bk, (no fees), nished, CAC, washer, dryer, beach.Weekly and Monthly inluded. Possible garage space. 917-331-2023 ...631-204-9393 ( large deck, hot tub. $1,400 available.Sept. to Memorial Day 516-316-1172 631-559-3192 restauraa nts. All amenities, Available now through May. Avail as permanent rental monthly. Available Oct.- May $1350.00 to $1875.00 Flexible. $800 per month or $190 weekly. garage, pool house, private $1,450) as of Sept 1st. 15th. 917-612-7007. Call owner: 917-721-3223 Call for details. (631)907-2956 yard, bike to beach. WATER MILL 1 room cottage Owner/ Bk on 9 acre estate with pond. 2 917–331-2023 Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. SAG HARBOR, AZUREST Summer Rentals miles from Southampton. Sep3 bedroom, 2 bath, 1 mile to 61 Montauk Highway Nov 1st through May 1st tember to June. $1,200/ month Main Street. $1,850. Quogue EAST HAMPTON Aquebogue-North Fork $2,,000 monthly. includes utilities. 917-572-5090 917-414-2703. 631-653-4197 Contemporary 3 bedroom, Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom (973)769-3263 2.5 baths, central a ir, Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or Sag Harbor/ Noyak: Beautiful Water Mill Must See!!! (973)983-2555 fireplace, cathedral ceilings weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096 4 bedroom, 3.5 baths. Fully fur- Beautiful, large home with Quoogue - Waterfront, three with skylights, nished home. private wooded 1 recent upgrades,lovely kitchen wrap around deck, bedrooms two baths, OHW heat, Bridgehampton Village within acre. 2 entrances. 10 minutes to and baths, spacious living areas, 1 mile to town. $1,750.00/month walking distance to town shopBridgehampton 4 bedroom village. Available immedialty fireplace. Cable, wireless ping, restaurants, bus & train. Beach House. Dock on Mecox internet, maid, garbage, landMontauk Shores: 2 Condos for real bargain. $2500 a month. $3,000 montthly. Early 1900’s cottage newly renoBay with canoe. 3-minute walk (917)509-6189 scaping included, $600 per room rent. Steps from famous Ditch to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing vated & decorated. 2+ Bedmonthly, share gas and electric. Plains surfing beach with ocean 347-885-7315. rooms, 2 Baths. Very clean & Location! views. Available for summer/ Sagaponack/ Bridgehampton October 1- May 1. charming. Set on large fenced 212-794-1000 516-316-1172 631-559-3192 winter rental: Unit #201 (cable and landscaped property. $1,800 EAST HAMPTON Large 1 BR, 4600 sq. ft., TV), additional queen and twin East Hampton: New, Furmonth +utilities. For appoint4 BR, 3.5 bath, furnished apt. private entrance/ sleeper couches. Unit #407 (satnished, 1 Bedroom, Private, ment, call Dan 516-480-3302 3 car garage, patio/ fireplace. Year round Water Mill. New spacious ellite TV). Both Units: 12 by 48 WiFi no smoking, Utilities Inheated gunite poool. $1250 includes utilities. Call 1 bedroom. Furnished, washer/ feet with own parking spot. Two cluded/ $1600 year round; EAST HAMPTON Monthly 917-596-0150 dryer. Detached private garage bedroom (queen/ full), additional $8,000/ Summer Season Sept.- May, $35,000. rental. Basement apartment. apartment. Available Sept 15th aerobeds available. Central AC, 646.729.6875 Good light. Quiet neighborhood. East Hampton Village 5 BedYear round available. thru May 15th. $1,200. mo. Suitable 1. Private entrance. No 1.5 baths, LR/ kitchen, Outdoor room house available. Year 516-428-4121 deck with grill, Gated commusmoking/ pets. 631-324-3581 for (631)276-3317 round $3,500/ month or winter Weekly Rentals photos/ viewing $1400 includes nity with heated adult and kiddie rental available 516-635-8437 WESTHAMPTON 3 BR, 2 pool, recreation room, playutilities/ cable/ Wi-Fi. Security bath, single family, furnished ground. Summer rates: MDLD SHINNECOCK HILLS deposit required. home for winter/ spring rentalEast Hampton, (including Sept.), $2000 / week BRIDGEHAMPTON WATERFRONT. now through end of June 2009. Northwest Woods all inclusive or special monthly/ 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, BRAND NEW EAST HAMPTON Renovated ranch with garage, seasonal rates. Winter rates: fireplace. WATERFRONT large fenced- in back yard, ca3 Bedrooms $1200 per month: Oct. thru May Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7BR, MINT CONDITION. 5 bedrooms, 6 baths, 2 marble/copper baths (utilities/ cable/ satellite addiNow-May 15th $1,500/m month thedral ceilings, well located on 7 full bth, on 6 acres. Heated 250 foot beach, excellent block. $1,750 per tional). Please call: Lynn (631)871-1808 fireplace, sunsets, upscalle. gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basmonth + all utilities, one month 631-804-8048 EIK, bamboo cabinetry, $2,500/ month plus utilities. ketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, security. Contact Girard Granite counters 631-324-0376 Southampton 2 bedroom Ranch 914-602-4200 or Orient Village: Peace and PriDR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 skylite, teak floor designer decorated, fireplace, vacy in this not-so-small G reat room: beamed ceiling, BR, 5 Bth house available with East Hampton: Waterview, cathedral ceiling, antique wood nished 3 bedrm/ 2 bath cottage skylights, wbf. Well furnished. all amenities. Wkly or wkends. furnished 3 BR’s, 2 baths, new & porcelain tile floors, beautiful Westhampton Beach 1 Bedon the North Fork. Fireplace, Black heated pool, Pergola kitchen, family room w/ fplc, garage and sun room. $1,100 per grounds private & quiet, room co-op. Fully furnished, CAC, W/D, Garage Owner 212-579-4964 large deck, 2 min walk to beach, month plus utilities. October to monthly, weekly, weekends, Washer/ Dryer. Walk to all. No Walk to water all appliances, $1,600 monthly. June. Exact dates flexible. Call summer & HAMPTON FILM stairs/ pets/ smoking. Includes 718-398-8377 $3,500 Call (631)267-3745 FESTIVAL 631-283-8369 305-304-4380. cable/ heat. 917-208-4706 Rooms Available

Now-- May 20, 2009 $1,050/ month Utilities Included 516-510-6414

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EAST HAMPTON. 1 bedroom furnished apartment, convenient to village, private, no smoking/ pets. $1,,250 monthly utilities included. (516)383-5528

East Quogue

Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474

Hampton Bays 2 bedrooms, 1 bath Furnished waterfront house Pool, tennis court, boat dockage $1,500 monthly 772-486-0566, 772-486-048 84

Sag Harbor Village .Historic Townhouse 187 Madison St. Coops. Newly renovated Furnished garden apartments. Beautiful 1888 original hardwood floors, with all new kitchens and baths and furnishings. 800 Sq. ft. 1-2 bedrooms (w/ loft.) Pet friendly. Private parking and back yard garden. 8 minute direct walk to town. Close to beach. $1750.00 to $2,450/ month. Flexible. Pet friendly. Call owner: 917-721-3223

Shelter Island. Spacious energy efficient 4 year old house, 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths, Fireplace, CAC, wood floors, washer/dryer. Walk to beach. Available October 1st. Fully furnished 917-299-5896 or 718-915-2049.

East Hampton/ Sag Harbor area: 2 BR, 1 bath cottage with fplc, EH school district, no pets, $1,600 monthly. (631)725-1743

Tianna Shores Contemporary 3 BR’s, 2 baths, fplc, wood floors throughout, 2,000 sq. ft. deck with pool on 1/2 acre. 42” liquid crystal TV Year-round - $2,400 0 monthly Seasonal/ Option to Buy

East Hampton/ Sag HarborCall owner 631-375-2835 Contemporary saltbox. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, heated pool, CAC, fireplace, extraordinary Hampton Bays: Beautiful, evemaster suite with Jacuzzi. $3,000 rything newly renovated, 4 large monthly. 212.229.8053 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, hardwood floors, new granite and Stainless East Hampton: Delightful, Steel appliance kitchen, laundry, light, airy private contemporary fireplace, garage, CAC, Central tucked into peaceful, wooded Vac, Available ASAP, near setting. Midway between East schools, $2,200.00 monthly. Hampton And Sag Harbor. 4 Hampton Bays: New Construcbedroom, 3 baths. Master Jation Home on 1 acre in private cuzzi, sunny pool, central air. community. 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 fireplace. Photos available. bath, granite and Stainless Steel $46,000. Call owner Appliance kitchen, hardwood (646)246-7227 floors, CAC, Central Vac, 2 car garage, 18 x 36 inground pool, East Moriches: Spacious, newly many extras, available ASAP, renovated 1 BR basement apt., $2,500.00 a month. Josephine with separate entrance, $1,200 DeMar, Licensed Real Estate monthly includes all. Use of Sales Associate, Hamptons yard, driveway parking. Coastal Realty, Hampton Bays, (631)219-8334 631-728-8877 office 631-594-1921 fax EAST QUOGUE 2 BR, fur631-365-3828 cell nished, wood stove, washer/ dryer, walk to bay/ village . $1500/ month. 631-235-3314

Hampton Bays Studio water view $675 plus Hampton Bays Newly renovated 1 bedroom $1,100 all

QUOGUE 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT. $1,750 plus utilities.

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Close to everything, but off the beaten path. Call Natalie (631)653-6560

Hampton Bays 3 bedroom 2 bath basement garage pool $2,500 plus

Remsenburg-Speonk Condo East Quogue Newly renovated 1 This rare walk-in end unit inbedroom apartment $1,000 all cludes 2 bedrooms, 2 full bathrooms, CAC, W/D, deck, storage Westhampton Beach Studio closet, pool, private parking; cottage $800 plus $1400; Owner: 917-952-4646 Westhampton Beach 4 bedroom 2 bath basement pool $2,300 Riverhead 3 bedroom 2 bath basement walk to water $1,800 plus Southampp ton Lovely 1 bedroom apartment $1,500 all Noyac Upscale 6 bedroom 4 bath home heated pool .8 acre $4,000 plus Flanders 3bedroom 1.5 bath basement $1,600 plus Many others available

REMSENBURG: HAVING IT ALL Charming furnished 3 BR, 2 Bth. Wood burning FPL, A/C Heated Pool, Private. $25,000/ year 646-242-5352 Sag Harbor Baypoint Furnished 3 bedroom, 2 bath, livingroom, kitchen, single car garage, screened porch, full deck, $2,100 mo + utilities. 631-725-3442 631-725-8308 Sag Harbor Small, but beautiful waterfront cottage with dock and small private beach. 2/ 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining alcove, kitchen, new appliances and washer/ dryer. $36,000/ year. 631-909-2151

Sag Harbor Village Main Street. Large 1 bedroom. Renovated kitchen and bath. Parking. $1,750/ month plus utilities. 631-725-8080

Shirley: new sunny 1 bedroom apartment in nice neighborhood. Kitchen with dishwasher. $900, all utilities included plus free Internet. No smoking/ pets. 631-786-8990 Southampton Commons Condo 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath, new kitchen, pool, tennis, Year round $2300/ month 631-259-3549

SOUTHAMPTON Estate Area. Lovely 1 bedroom apartment Sag Harbor Village. 2 bedroom, with gallery kitchen. Private en1.5 bath, basement, dishwasher, trnce, patio. Suitable for 1 perwasher/ dryer, garage. $2,450 son. Rent includes helping with plus. 631-725-4895 odds and ends. 631-283-8163 SAG HARBOR: New Construction. Barn/ Home. Perfct for Live/ Work. Monthly $2100. For Sale $950,000 516-383-1598 Sagaponack. Beautifully furnished new traditional on 2.5 acres. 4/5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, library with full bath. Chef’s kitchen, heated pool, sunroom. Spectacular setting. Year-round for $95,000. MD - LD $80,000. 631-324-6620, 631-835-8040.

SOUTHAMPTON Totally renovated mint cond 3 BR, 2 bth cottage. High efficiency heating & a/c. All new appliances, flat screen TV’s, flooring, & fixtures, brick patio. Very private. Close to town $2200/ month plus utilities. Avail October 1. Call 631-749-1045 Southampton/ North Magee Charming 3 BR, 1 bath house on large property. Dishwasher, laundry, $2100/ month plus utilities. Immediate. 917-273-0169

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Majors Path Associates LLC, Linda & H. Gazes, 34 Andrew Court, 770,000 Mary Derose, Keiler Holdings Ltd, 235 Big Fresh Pond Road, 650,000 Christina M Baltz, Susan Sabel, 110 Burnett Street, 992,500 Majors Path LLC to Dennis SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990


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Wainscott South, Estate section. Fully furnished 3 bedroom 2.5 bath traditional near ocean beach. Heated pool, fireplace, CAC, farm field views, walk to Jitney, bike to beach. No smoking. Year round $81,500; Winter $21,000 (631)749-2640.

Westhampton furnished apartment. 3 rooms. Heat, electric and cable included in rent. Suitable for one. $1,000/ month plus security. 631-288-8024 Westhampton/ Quiogue: newly renovated/ furnished/ unfurnished 2 BR 1 bath cottage, kitchen, den/ office, loft, new wood floors. Walk Village, quiet area. Parking for one car. $1,600 monthly +. Immediate (516)456-3186 Westhampton: Newly renovated 3 BR apt., $1,750. monthly, utilities included. 631-288-3190

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Leslie Chornoma

.57 acres, 4 BR, 2 Batth, office, 2.5 garage, all major appliances, heated gunite pool, CAC, CVAC, skylights, intercom, irrrigation system, 100 amp house stand-by generator, covered patio, fenced p roperty & much more!

R.E. 631-878-6337 EAST QUOGUE 14 Foxboro Road. New custom built home.4 BR, 4 bth, hardwood floors, on 1/2 acre, room for pool, frplc, many extras. Open House 9/27 & 9/28. 12- 4. By Builder $849K. 631-338-3891 East Quogue Price Reduced for Quick Sale. New construction. 50’x20’ pool, $975,000. Builder 631-581-7456

By Owner Open House Daily 12-3pm 631-728-0868. Cell 631-278-5366 Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474

pool, pond,

G reat I nvestment

" We Are Where You Want To Be"

2 cars , decks,

4 bedroooms, 3 full baths

Bridgehampton. Great investment property! Large 4 bedroom, 2 bath on private acre. Fireplace, full basement, quiet street. Short drive to Sag Harbor, East Hampton, Southampton. Room to expand. By owner $679,000. (917)691-4169

One bedroom Co-Op with pool & tennis $99,000. Studio at $49,000

Laurel Links Golf Course

Call Edward J. Jarvis 631-835-9123 today for an appointment to meet the Builder/ Architect.

built 2004,

5 bedroom, 4 bath

Aquebogue. Renovated North Fork Victorian mini- estate on 2.6 acres. Barns, vineyard. Zoned commercial.

EAST QUOGUE MOBILE HOME Renovated 2 Bedoom $89,000


Exclusives South Fork Realty 143 West Montaukk Hwy Hampton Bays 631-728-6565

wide cove,




ESTATE SALE HAMPTON BAYS Waterfront, Rampasture Area, Shy 1 Acre, Great Views, East Hampton/ Barnes Landing. deep water. One story needs 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, large deck, TLC. Must See! Just Reduced inground heated pool, 1/2 mile to $1,295,000. bay beach with private parking. Spacious Country Ranch. ReNeeds cosmetics. $695,000. Owner (631)495-5118 cently renovated 4 bedroom, 2 baths, EIK, dining room, basement, OHA, deck and private back yard. $399,900 EAST MORICHES

Commercial RIVERHEAD:


Eastport. Quaint cottage on Seatuck Creek. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath Livingroom with wood burning stove, EIK, deck, dock, 1/2 acre. Principals only. By owner $540,000 (631)325-3938 G reenport: charming Cottage on Silver Lake. 2/3 BR, 1 bath, FDR, EIK, studio loft, tastefully renovated, on a deep lot with small boat access and sunset views. $489,000. Call Owner for appointment 631-948-1047

East Quogue Bay Estates on lovely street south of highway on 3/4 acre 3 bedroom cedar Ranch All seasons sunroom fireplace in ground pool detached garage finished basement the list goes on Asking $630,000 Riverhead Village fixer upper 3 bedroom 2 bath corner lot$229,000

G reenport 631-477-2220 Riverhead 631-603-3500 Southold: Meticulously restored story book c. 1900 4 BR, 2 bath Victorian cottage. Southern exposure, pastoral views, bay beach and park down the road. Exclusive $579,000. Southold: Spacious farmhouse with large living space, updated kitchen and bath. Needs work. 1/3 mile to Sound beach. Exclusive. $399,000 Orient: 3BR, 2 bath custom cape, vaulted ceiling, energy efficient woodstove, LR, Kit, DA, deck, 2 car gar., .46 acre, sound front community. Reduced! Exclusive $575,000 G reenport: Turnkey well maintained 3 BR, 1.5 bath Ranch sits on lush .5 acre, near sound beaches, Village shops and transportation. Exclusive $499,000.

Greenport Village: Historic Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 1920s home, recently restored, 3 61 Montauk Highway BR, 1.5 bath, covered porch. ExQuogue clusive $409,000. South Fork Realty 631-653-4197 143 West Montauk Hwy Riverhead: Custom built 4 BR, Hampton Bays 2.5 bath Colonial, GR/ FPL, 631-728-6565 Quiiogue - New to Market and EIK, LR, DR, sunroom, MBR, won't last - Totally renovated HW floors, .59 private acre, igp, HAMPTON BAYS: country cottage with two bedjacuzzi, and deeded L.I. Sound rooms and one bath and large beach rights. Exclusive $699,000 GREAT STARTER HOME deck and plenty of room for exRA ANCH 2 Bedrooms, living pansion all on 1.1 acres. room, kitchen, & expansion Morley Agency $425,000.00 Exclusive. room. Full basement, 1/3 Acre, 38 Hampton Road upgrades. $349,000 Southampton Quiogue - Artist Chalet - two 631/283-8100 bedroom two bath charmer with PECONIC BAYFRONT fireplace, ROW to water, .50 RED CEDAR POINT Private acres $850,000.00 Exclusive Open Bayfront Contemporary on Southampton - Impeccably 1.2 Acres, 200' beach. Features Westhampton - Three bedFresh Offering! Lushly landgreat room with fireplace, 3 bed- rooms, one and one half baths, scaped privacy, immaculate conrooms, 2 baths, full basement, 2 _+ acre, quiet neighbor, one car dition, formal living/dining, den, car, c/a. Must See! $2,100,000 garage. $375,000.00 Exclusive 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3.5

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baths, central air, 2-car garage, awning patio, pool, gardens. Exclusive $1,795,000

Sag Harbor Historic District: colonial with four bedrooms, parlor, formal dining room, eat in kitchen, 11/2 bathrooms. Full Southampton - Peaceful Coun- basement. Barn. In the heart of try Retreat! Recently listed enthe village. Reduced to ticing Saltbox, relaxing getaway $619,000.00. George Heine for year-round enjoyment, cathe- Realty 725-9001 dral living, library, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, Noyac Beach Community: room for pool. Excellent Spacious ranch offering three $895,000 large bedrooms, two bathrooms, large wrap around kitchen, living Southampton - Recently Reroom, rear deck, full basement, duced! Adorable, cozy shingled above ground pool on an overcottage totally renovated, move sized plot. Walk to the beach right in. Greenhouse living and stores. Reduced to room wing, woodburn stove, $619,000.00 Open House Sat. dining room, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, Sept 27th 1-3pm George Heine landscaped half acre. Co-Exclu- Realty 725-9001 sive $679,000 Southampton Cove: Newly Remsenberg: Water commubuilt (2001) four bedroom house nity. Opportunity! 4 bedroom 4 with two bathrooms, living bath house project. 3/4 acre. room, large kitchen, full base$700k. (631)655-7358 owner ment, and rear deck. Asking $619,000.00 Remsenburg olde charmer with four bedrooms ,huge great room George Heine Realty with fireplace , 631-725-9001 charming master suite , separate legal (barn) guest cottage with SAG HARBOR. l/r, bath, WATERF F RONT! an loft bedroom, absolutely Dredged deep water, adorable, with a garage too . bulkhead, private beach, Owner must sell! sunsets, facing preserve. don't miss this one ,only $875k broker 631-335-1996 . (631)875-1247 Allen Piliero, Associate Broker Prudential Douglas Elliman Real Estate Westhampton Beacc h 631-288-6244 ext. 288 631-335-1996-cell


SHELTER ISLAND BEAUTY AND BOATERS DREAM Custom 2 Story House, Wrap Around Porch, Gourmet Kitchen, Fireplace, Open Floor Plan, Walkout Basement, Many Extras. Walking Distance to Coecles Harbor Marii na, On One Acre.


Built in 2000. Taxes $5435.00.

2/3 acre on cove. REDWOOD ISLAND.

A Must See to Appreciate.

150 feet waterfront. Small house on property. $1,700,000.

Priced to Sell at $1,160 0,000.

Owner (631)208-3989

Please Call 631-654-3310

Homes SHELTER ISLAND I N V E S T M E N T Totally renovated, energy efficient, 2300 sq. ft. building on half acre. Stones throw to Golf Course, Sunset Beach and The Heights. Split plan for shared residence, or suitable for a business with apartment. Quality construction throughout. Gourmet kitchen with cherry cabbinets, granite countertops, hardwood floors, living room with sandstone fireplace, dining room, 2 fuull baths with marble vanities, central air. Full basement, cedar and mahogany deck. Room for pool. $699,000. 631-728-3183

Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 bedrooms, 2 bathss, living room, 2-sided FIREPLACE, dining/sitting sunroom, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/taxes. By owner $685,000. (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423 Southampton “In The Hills”, South of highway, 6 years new..…Custom Design,Mediterranean,Nestled on 1 private acre,”gates”, True Stucco, ..featuring….Vaulted Ceilings,…5 BRS/, 4.5 baths, great room, library,decks, verandas,porches, gunite kidney pool, fin base, (suite & rec room), garage, fireplace, sprinklers, cac, and more ! Bike, 2plus miles to Ocean (Coopers Beach) & SH Village.. call owner /bkr, 917-331-2023… Price…1.788 mil (under appraised value) Also Summer Rental 30k per mth, avail, as Winter rental

SOUTH O LD Beautiful home surrounded by horses and protected land, 4BR, 3.5 bath custom home is sure to please. Mahogany deck, pool, patio, high end kitchen, hardwood Radiant floors, fplc, CAC & a full finished basement w/ separate entrance. Just reduced! $759,000. Exclusive. Thomas J. McCarthy Real Estate, Inc. (631) 765-5815


Out Of Town

WaterMill: Bright 3 bedroom, 2 bath home. Almost 2 acres. Wonderful free form gunite pool, gardens. Selling at land value! $999,999 631-726-2762.

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197

NY Dutchess County:

Westhampton "Handyman Special" or tear down and build your dream home! 1.2 lot. Taxes $3238.12. Asking $349,000 Call Rosemary. All Suffolk Realty. 631-801-2505.

Quogue - South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive

Noyac: Beautiful sloping two SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. thirds of an acre on a quiet street with possible water views. 631-325-8201 Asking $589,000.00 We Specialize in North Fork Land Noyac: High one and one third pristine acres in prestigious area 15 Acre farm with lovely behind Trout Pond. Asking secluded $1,300,000.00 George Heine Realty 1 acre site for your home 725-9001 $850,000 Magnificent 5 acre wooded site with 200'of frontage on LI Sound $1,500,000 Beautiful lake front 6.5 acre, sub dividable, $699,000 20 acre farm with house and barn, $995,000 G reat Opportunity 6.5 Acres, Water view, $495,000 P restige 46 Acre Vii neyard w cottage $2,750,000 18 Acre Farm, Riverhead, $595,000 Waterfront 1 Acre in elegant community $850,000

Land for sale by Owner .91 acres surrounded

$350,000 The Real Estatte Shoppe Barbara 631-874-5400

views, walk to beach, $48 85,000 917-306-2971

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE house. Location, Location! 3 Bedrooms, 3 Bath. Great bedroom views! Cathedral Ceiling. Woodburning Fireplace. Central Air. Full Basement. Short Walk to Town and Beach. 1/4+ Acre. Room for Pool. Upscale Neighborhood. Tennis Available. Needs work. As is. $699,000. Principals Only. 917-846-7785

A 21-barrel winery with a 3,000 bottle rack room ready for fall production. On a 25-mile bike traail near TSP, Metro North, Stewart Airport, 1-3/4 Hours from NYC. Motivated Seller 914-475-8821 8445-462-6888

Prime Land Upstate New York.

Out Of Town

.75 acre each Deeded beach Nice neighborhood

Florida: Boca Raton & Vicinity. Prudential Florida Realty. Jay Goldstein, Broker-Assoc. 561-789-5863.

Florida Cape Coral investment unit. New 2BR, 2 Baths+ convertible den. 1,930 s.f. outside storage room, dedicated boat dock, heated pool/ spa, granite (631)477-1470 counters, custom cabinets, Italian marble showers, tile floors, tiled lanai. Covered parking on 200 East Quogue: Half acre building foot canal. Gulf access. Trade lot for sale. Corner lot, southern for condo or small house in exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles Montauk or vicinity plus cash. from bay. 4 miles from ocean. Owner 954-328-6959 $259,000. 631-804-2732. 212-321-2851

Starting at $275,000

P roperty includes separate guesthouse, barn with two 13-foot doors, machine area and separate office.

by 2.5 acres of reserve

by owner

Mooring Rights

Gourmet kitchen becomes a family area with wrap-around windows overlooking lawns, fields.



Waterview Cottage

One-of-a-kind charming Farm on 57 private picturesque acres. Stream, pond and gard d ens add beauty to the in-ground pool, field stone walls, patios, eleven room home, 4 bedrooms, 3 fiireplaces.


Direct Access Real Estate, Inc. C reek Front 1.8 Acres with permits $495,000 Southampton.. building lots, Nick Cerrato, Owner/Broker large parcels. 140 Acre, 1300' of Frontage on 917–331-20023 LI Sound Close to SOUTHAMPTON SHORES: Call Ina 631-835-6100 Walk to beautiful bay beach, 3 Colgate Universsity, tennis courts, marina. Adorable for Residential Lots home, pretty property, heated 7 Oaks Golf 43’ pool in private setting, maBRIDGEHAMPTON NORTH and Village. ture plantings. Master bedroom Estate area. 4.6 acres. Room for on 1st floor plus 2 BRs and large house, pool and tennis. Eagle River Realty, LLC sleeping loft / office , 2 new Ocean view. Owner $1,595,000. baths. Double height living 516-810-9017 315-824-8989 room, sunroom/ dining, eat in kitchen. Wonderful home and investment. $800,000. Water Mill 3 + acres permits, EAST MARION 631-525-9219 private road, good location $950,000 631-726-5352 Southampton Township 3 lots for sale

By owner


PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND CANADA: New Oceanfront Home with a panoramic view of 2 lighthouses, the Conffederation Bridge, and surrounded by 200 acres of privacy. Offered at Builders Wholesale Cost. Hipped roof lines elegant entryway, 14’ cathedral ceilings, water view from almost every window, heated triple-car garage, state of the art Geo-Thermal heating & A/C, mahogany hardwood & ceramic tile floors, hand stone & granite countertops, private masters quarters with en-suite, walk-in closet, and private covered porch. High Speed Internet connection, high definition satellite TV, central vac, ceiling fans & gorgeous large chandeliers, open concept den/ library with pillars & grand archways, 1600 sq. ft. deck with southern exposure. There is simply nothing like it in PEI at any price. $499,877+GST. See for more info. Michael Poczynek, Century 21 Northumberland, (902)888-8860.

Real Estate Wanted Buyer/ Client looking to purchase 4 - 5 bedrooms, 3 plus baths. Southampton/ Watermill area. $1.3 - $1.7 million. If you have such a property, please contact Loretta Besser Family RE Inc. Certified Buyer Representative 516-818-4931. All replies strictly confidential.

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Hampton 631-324-7850 Shabby Chic Saltbox. East Hampton, darling get away! One bed plus finished lower guest room, 1 bath, fpl. Available $2000 per month. Oct. Aug. or YR/ RD. References. IN#98482 Beautiful French Country traditional. East Hampton. One acre. 4 beds. 4 baths. His & Her baths, closets. Mint! Antique beam ceilings. Wide Plank floors! Gorgeous garden! Private! Asking $1,650,000 IN#32991 4000 sq ft living space 5 bedrooms, 4 bath, 2 half baths. Finished lower level adds approx. 1000 sq ft, with a game room, play room, additional laundry room, another full bath. 20x 40 heated gunite pool, oversized pool patio, hot tub, and cascading waterfall. Asking 1,695,000 IN#33695 Wainscott North Traditional 2 story shingle features downstairs: 1 bedroom / bathroom. Upstairs: master, guest bedroom with own bathroom. One acre of land adjacent to a reserved area. Asking $850,000 IN#31006 Reduced to $2,295,000. Louse Point 3 BR cape with water views, private beach access, fabulous sunsets. Perfect for kayaking and bird watching Exclusive IN#22075 Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties Southampton 631-283-5400 Open HouseThe Courtyards At Southampton 1020 Majors Path Unit 33 Southampton, Sat & Sun 1-3pm 5 Villas/ Condos to view.In#42182 Shinnecock Hills- 4 bedroom 2 bath traditional, perfect starter home or project for someone looking for an investment property. Living room w/ flp, eik, 2 bedrooms on first floor, 2 uptsairs, attatched garage, decking on .33 acre. Exclusive IN#42387 $545,000 Shinnecock Bay- Private Waterfront Condo Resort on 5 acres of Shinnecock Bay. Furnished with 2 bedrooms and 2 baths. Eik, spacious living room and large private patio

Realtor Listings backing up to woods. Exclusive IN#54909 $399,900 Southampton- Charming 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Cottage. Easy Access To The Towns Of Southampton And Sag Harbor. Features an EIK, Sunny Living Room, Loft, Sunporch, Back Porch, Front Pergola. Exclusive IN#29390 $525,000 Center Moriches- New England style beach cottage with waterviews of Moriches Bay, completely updated in 2006. Fine workmanship can be found in the built- in craftsman furnishings and trim work. Exclusive IN#13711 $485,000 Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Quogue 631-653-3535 Hampton Bays Cozy Country Ranch. South of Highway, near beaches, school, town. Features 2 BR, 1 BA, EIK with new Pergo floors, new roof, full basement, 1 car attached garage. $399,000 Exclusive IN# 36132 Hampton Bays Ranch Easy access to town,beach. 3 BR, 2 BA, EIK, LR w/ FPl, den, deck, mature landscaping, full basement, 1 car garage. $459,000 Exclusive IN# 31270 Sag Harbor, 2 story featuring 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, kitchen, den, hardwood floors and huge backyard! Needs a little TLC!! Terms and conditions are subject to bank approval. $550,000 Exclusive IN# 32015 Westhaa mpton Luxury, 3 bedroom, 3 bath Condo minutes from beach. Unit offers many upgrades which are no longer available. Gourmet kitchen with maple cabinets, FDR, fpl, sunsets over The Pines. Unit Will Not Last!! $675,000 Exclusive IN# 23631 East Quogue New Construction, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, master suite with jacuzzi, walk in closet, CAC, CVAC, hard wood floors, ceramic title baths, spacious dining room and living area with wood burning fpl. $749,000 Exclusive IN# 27499 Hampton Bays Commercial Building with high traffic & visibility. Situated on 1.6 acres, close proximity to new shopping center, also available

Realtor Listings for rent. $3,300,000 Exclusive F# 73808

Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties WHB 631.288.0400 New Construction- Riverhead 1.16 private acres 5/6 BR, 3 BA, over sized 2 car garage, formal LR, DR, great room w/ FPL, master suite w/ jacuzzi, huge walk in closet. Basement has 8" ceilings with outside entrance! IN# 14988 Exclusive $439,000 Oceanfront Sunrii se- Westhampton Beach 1 BR apt. w/ unobstructed ocean views from the private deck. Pristine beaches, bay access, Htd pool, tennis, excellent sunrises, and superb sunsets, resort-like ambiance. IN# 40779 Exclusive $375,000 Eco- Friendly Victorian- East Moriches .75 acre lot, 3200 sq. ft. 4 BR and 2.5 BA, granite counters in kitchen, CAC, and custom moldings throughout. "GREEN" home uses geo-thermal technology, tremendous saving on utility bills. IN# 12295 Exclusive $599,000 Bay Estates- East Quogue 3 BR, 2 BA, 2 car garage, family room with FPL, room for pool and expansion. New roof and CAC system installed. Primary residence or a second home. IN# 47712 Co-Exclusive $659,000 Oceanfront Serenity- Westhampton Beach Just over bridge from village, 'beachy' Dune Road 2 BR, 1.5 BA apt. w/ floor to ceiling windows, private deck overlooking ocean and sky. Services include pool and tennis. IN# 52189 Exclusive $799,000 Summer Breeze- Westhampton Beach Adorable renovated cottage surrounded by a large deck w/ sunset and bay views. 4 BR, 2 BA, FPL plus ROW to ocean across Dune Road. Community boat launch. IN# 53460 Exclusive $975,000

Realtor Listings Montauk. Hither Hills Oceanview. New high end 4 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom upside- down. Furniture and pool incl Exclusive $1.895M WEB#51151 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 East Hampton. Clearwater Beach. Prime Building Lot just under .5 acre, close to marina. Exclusive $489K WEB#4764 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 Coop By The Sea

3 baths, fpl, 1.4 acres. Exclusive $1.395M WEB# 54125 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404

Amagansett. 2 bed, 2 bath, furnished. Great rental income or just enjoy. Exclusive $775K WEB#34192 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417

Bridgehampton. Upscale professional digs. Home/office combination, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, parking. Co.Exclusive $1.65M WEB# 31088 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404

Amagansett. Napeague Beach Waterfront. Harbor/ Beach Bungalow with big water views; Diamond in the sand. Exclusive $1.2 WEB#41933 Arlene Reckson 631.267.7422 Amagansett. Exquisite Design-Steps To Ocean. Built 1990 recently renovated. 2 bedrooms, 2 slate baths, slate patio. Exclusive $1.695M WEB#53374 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420 Amagansett. A View For All Seasons. 2 living rooms, 2 fpls, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, CAC, over .5 acre Exclusive $1.595 WEB#46275 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 Southampton. Post Crossing Traditional. Pre-construction 5,000 sq. ft., 5 bedrooms, 6 baths, CAC, pool, 2-car garage Excusive $4.5M WEB#53748 Call Lylla Carter 631.702.9262 East Hampton Office 20 Main St./78 Main St./51 Main St. 324.9600 324.6900 324.3900 Eastt Hampton. Walk to Private Beach. 4 bedroom, 2 bath neat & tidy home fp,ht swimming pool. .5 miles to bay beach. Exclusive $619K WEB# 43007 Elise Prado 516.527.0043 Sag Harbor Office 96 Main St/155 Main@Madison 631.725.5252 631.725.1500

CORCORAN Amagansett Office 140 Main Street 631.267.3900 Amagansett. Bell Estate Contemporary. 1.2 acres, 2,800 sf, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, CAC, patios, htd pool Co-Exclusive $1.95M WEB#38817 Alison Goggins 631.267.7416 East Hampton. Sunlight Inside & Out. 3 bedroom, 2 bath Saltbox with skylights and decks. Room for pool. Exclusive $550K WEB#17917 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402 Amagansett. Further Lane Classic. Near ocean and village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths on1.3 acres. Co-Exclusive $6.5M WEB#55427 Phyllis Estey 631.267.7431

Realtor Listings

Sag Harbor Home On Quiet. Near village and beaches, 4 BR/ 2.5B, .60 acre. Great value. Exclusive $749K WEB# 33776 Maureen Geary 631.725.3867

Bridgehampton Office 2405 Main St/1936 Mtk Hwy 631.537.7773 Spectacular Waterviews. Southampton. Condo on the water, 4 bedroom, 3 bath Condo, pool/ tennis/ dock. Exclusive $695K WEB# 37952 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Water Mill. Berkshires in the Hamptons. All new log home, 4 bedrooms,


Southampton. Cedar Clad Cottage in Southampton. Mint 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, eat-in kitchen, CAC, lovely lawn. Exclusive $569K WEB# 44928 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404

Sagaponack. Sagaponack North. 4 beds, 3 baths, CAC, htd pool. Abuts 27 acre reserve. Exclusive $1.595M WEB# 19984 Sandra Pullman 631.899.0313 Southampton Office 88 Main Street/30 Nugent Street 631.702.9265 631.283.9600 Southampton. Privacy On 1 Acre With Pool And Studio. Lovely, 4 BR, 2 BA. LR w/fpl. New garage with studio and bath. Co-Exclusive $825K WEB# 55068 Sandra Griffin 631.204.2608

Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631-324-6100 Gateway To East Hampton Village. Perfect spot for professional office in East Hampton Village. 3/4 acre property, plenty of room for expansion, pool and pool house. Turn of the Century 4 bedroom house, many original details. Exclusive. David Zazula. Reduced $799,000. IN#49771. Best Deal In E.H. Mint salt on 1/3 acre in East Hampton. 3 brs, 2 baths, open living/ dining/ kitchen area. Full basement, large deck. Well located. Room for pool. Exclusive. Reduced to $589,000. IN#46842. It's Like Getting A Free House. 1700 s.f. home set on a private acre in top Northwest area is priced at just about land value. Master suite on first floor with 2 addtional bedrooms with a shared bath on second floor. Exclusive. Ed Brody. Just Reduced to $875,000. IN#10480. Blow Out Price. Treescape condo in beautiful area of Northwest. 3 bedroom/ 2 bath end unit with large community pool and tennis facility. Back on market. Owner Anxious. Just Reduced to $599,000. Exclusive. IN#47175. Dunes Beach House At Great Price. Fixer upper with 4 bedrooms, 2 baths and over 1500 sq. ft. of living space. Access to Amagansett East Association's private ocean beaches is just steps away. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $1,295,000. IN#10974. Sunset Shoo res Close to Peconic Bay. First offering of 4 bedroom 2.5 bath 1/2 acre. Living room,EIK, family room with antique exposed beams, 2 car garage,large deck, & out door shower. Exclusive. Patricia Stanis. $749,000. IN# 18571. A Wonderful Life. New listing on quiet NW cul-de-sac with meticulously maintained grounds, protected by deer fence. 3 bedrooms, pool, deck with access to dining area and living room. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $799,000. IN#21399.

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A Breath Of Fresh Air. Talented builder renovated, redesigned entire home on shy half acre in East Hampton. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, living room w/ fpl, new kitchen and baths, beautiful pool and grounds. New Exclusive. $945,000. IN#25127 Barnes Landing. Comfortable 3 bedroom 2 bathroom contemporary on .57 acre. Great floor plan with master

Realtor Listings bedroom & bathroom on 1 side of living room/ dining area and 2 guest rooms and bathroom on other side. Walk to Bay beach. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $680,000. IN#29008. Adorable Beach Bungalow. 3 bedroom beach bungalow. On large 2/3 acre with room for pool or expansion. New Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $689,000. IN#29033. Pristine, Ready For You. Clean contemporary saltbox. lots of light throughout. 3 bedrooms and 2 full baths. backyard, great deck plus pool surrounded with brick and additional decking. Awesome grounds on .40 of an acre. New Exclusive. Jack Kelleher or Judy Mendoza. $620,000. IN#33948. Least Expennsive Price In East Hampton. 2 bedroom house on 1/3 acre on very nice street in Springs. Needs work but with the right moves, you'll have a winner. Exclusive. David Zazula. $350,000. G reat Deal In The Northwest. First offering in John Marshall school district and only 2 minutes to Village. Hardwood floors, heated pool, outdoor shower, full basement, and low taxes. New Exclusive. Deborah Hallissey. $695,000. IN#40737 Family Style. Great 5 bedroom home in Lions Head Beach steps from private association beach and marina. Large 50 ft. pool, half acre property, central air, and 2 car garage. Perfect for the whole gang. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $825,000. IN#65477 Like A Soho Loft. Delightful loftlike home in Historic Springs near Accabonac Harbor. Natural light filters through floor to ceiling windows, gourmet kitchen, new pool. On almost 3 pastoral acres. New Exclusive. Gary Reiswig. $1,495,000. IN#39859. Prudential Douglas Elliman HAMPTON BAYS OFFICE 631.723.2721 Northport $469,000 Excellent condition, 4 BR, 1.5 B, FDR, LR, EIK, fpl, all appliances, wood floors, patio, OHW, full basement, 2 heating zones, attic, approx. 2700sf. Owner Motivated! Excl. F#2107888 East Quogue Comm’l $2,750,000 Convenient location, main building offers 1 BR apt. and 4 BR house. Warehouse is approx. 500sf. with 25 parking spaces. Excl. F# 349666 East Hampton $850,000 Creekfront contemporary totally renovated in Clearwater Beach w/ private boating & beach rights. 1/10 mile to Gardiner's Bay. F#64451 Sagaponack Land $1,500,000 9.2 acres can be 4 acres each or 3 parcels of 2.1 acre each with variance. F#63540 Hampton Bays $535,000 Well constructed ranch w/ garage on .43 acre w/ 3 BR, 2 B, kitchen w/ dining area. LR w/ fpl, vaulted ceiling, 2 sky lights, bay window, hrdwd flrs, laundry room. Excl. F#67189 Eaa st Quogue $399,500 2 BR, 2 B offers detached 2 car garage, enclosed porch & peaceful back yard setting. 1/10 mile to Shinnecock Bay beach. Summertime retreat. Excl F#66705 Hampton Bays $555,000 Front porch, 4 BR, 2 B, EIK , laundry room, back yard w/ pool, 2 car garage, new roof, finished basement, off quiet road, close to all. Exc. F#67248 Flanders $389,999 2 story, 3 BR, 2 B, LR w/ fpl, 1,800sf, new kitchen w/ skylight, walk to private beach, front water view. Excl. F#67253. Hampton Bays $515,000 Charming ranch on .50 acre, 3 BR, 2 B, refinished wood floors, sunroom, EIK, updated appliances, semi- finished full

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings basement. Located in Tiana Shores Beach Association. F#66900 R iverhead Comm’l $1,200,000 Prime Main Street exposure. 2 stores on riverfront with free parking. Retail and restaurant, 3,600sf., a/c. F#66323. Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.653-6700 Hampton Bays $2,400,000 Hampton's finest yearround resort secluded, centrally located just 1 block west of Ponquogue Bridge to nearby beaches on Dune Rd. 15 newly renovated and redecorated accommodations. Some units have private covered patios. Slip boat marina can accommodate boats up to 26 ft.. Excl. F#66935 | Web#H9243 Hampton Bays $2,349,000 Views to Mattituck, Robins Island. Nestled in cliffs overlooking Peconic Bay. 4 BR, 3.5 B and 4,000 sf. 2 levels. Basement, heated pool, 2 car garage. Private stairway to own beach. Excl.F #53058 | Web#H0153058 Quogue $2,200,000 5 BR, 5.5 B post modern .75 acres. 2 story, pool w/ built in hot tub, fpl,basement. Excl. F#64028 | Web#H52077

Realtor Listings B, new kitchen, high ceilings. Deck w/ private hot tub. Excl. F#66662 | Web#H73343 East Quogue $849,000 Dream home on cul-de-sac w/ 4 BR, 2.5B, LR with fpl, dining room with sliders to deck, yard. Family room, porch. Also for rent year-round @ $4,000 month. Excl. F#66321 | Web#47510 Jamesport $539,000 4 BR, 2.5 B colonial .64 acre w/ AC, family room, fpl, den, hardwood floors, basement and pool. Excl. F#66565 | Web#H12407 East Quogue $899,999 Master bedroom w/ fpl, spiral staircase leading to loft office w/ balcony, steam room. Dining and living room w/ fpl and sliding doors to pool deck. Additional 4 BR, playroom and loft den area. Excl. F#64280 | Web#H18509 Prudential Douglas Elliman SOUTHAMPTON OFFICE 631.283.4343 Southampton Land $550,000 Private, wooded 1.3 acre retreat minutes from village, ocean, ponds, bays. Room for 5 BR house, pool, cabana, gardens. Health permit in place. F#344701. Prudential Douglas Elliman WESTHAMPTON OFFICE 631.288.6244

Remsenburg $1,150,000 Captivating 5 BR, 3.5 B secluded post modern 1.60 acres. Includes pool, pool/ guest house and tennis court, updated kitchen, wood & tile floors, fpl, and Jacuzzi. Newly finished 1 BR basement apartment with permits for legal rental. Excl. F#66219 | Web# H45265

Eastport $634,000 New listing for the 55 or better! Fabulous condo gated community: Encore Atlantic Shore! Many upgrades plus owners added much more. Few models built on the preserves in quiet location. Very negotiable. Excl.

Centee r Moriches $649,000 Boater's heaven with an 83ft. bulkhead on Orchard Neck Creek. Boat ramp accessible from detached garage and the street. Totally renovated w/ 3 BR, 1.5

Quogue $3,195,000 1.4 waterfront acres. Fantastic location, ability to expand or build. Approx. 100 ft. of bulk heading, separate dock, room for 3/4 boats, access to Quogue Canal. In village,

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includes 5 BR, 3 B, a/c, fpl, EIK, dining area, large LR, den/ office, detached 2 car garage, room for pool. Westhampton Beach $1,349,000 Minutes to town from 4 BR, 2.5 B newly renovated contemporary. Completely gutted, everything new. Kitchen is stainless,marble, beautiful wood cabinets, new wood floors throughout. Marble baths, new mahogany decks. New landscaping and new pool liner.Maintenance free. Visit Virtual Tour.

1.38 acres. 3,000 sf. Large LR, FDR, country kitchen, 3 BR, wonderful master suite. Detached studio w/ BR, living area, kitchen, full bath , loft. $3000/month. F#59142.

Westhampton $595,000 Pristine lakefront condo. Walk to town, bike to beach. Turnkey 2 BR, 2.5 B, kitchen w/ island, great room w/ gas fpl, double sliders in dining/ living room, brick patio, overlooking lake and community pool. CAC, CVAC, hardwood floors. Large master suite with deck, large master bath. 2nd BR w/ private bath. 1 car garage.

East Hampton Village $3,995,000 New construction, Just finished exceptional new traditional w/ 4 BR, 5.5 B, gourmet kitchen, laundry room, wonderful master suite w/ fpl, LR w/ fpl, FDR, 2 car garage, htd pool. F#66281

Southampton Township $675,000 Investment/ Income property. Beautiful country home, mint .92 acre, cul-de-sac, lush landscaping. Privacy, close to ocean and Hamptons. 3/4 BR, 2 B, EIK, LR w/ fpl, dining area, den, large deck, low taxes. Legal, rental apt w/ private entrance, kitchen, LR, BR and full bath. Quiogue $1,695,000 New, quiet road. Landscaping, pavers, kidney- shaped htd pool, radiant floor heat, 3 zone hydronic heating, all marble baths, wainscotting, built ins. Open kitchen w/ SS Viking, Bosch, Sub-Zero appliances, custom wood cabinets, granite. 3 room master suite (enclosed sun room, marble bath),1,000 sf. fin. bsmt Steps to Main Street Prudential Douglas Elliman EAST HAMPTON OFFICE 631.329.9400 Southampton n Pristine home for rent


East Hampton Village $1,195,000 New construction close to stores restaurants, shops. 4 BR, 3.5 B, gourmet kitchen, 1st floor guest suite, master suite and 2 addt'l guest rooms up, LR w/ fpl, 2 car garage, room for pool. F#59675.

East Hampton Village Fringe $3,195,000 New construction just reduced. Traditional w/ formal LR, FDR, gourmet EIK, master suite w/ fpl, 3 en-suite guest rooms, den, fin. bsmt, 1 car garage, htd pool. F#64617 East Hampton $799,000 3 BR, 2 B, kitchen opening to dining area, double-height LR w/ sliders to private deck,1 car garage, beautiful acre, Close in Northwest. Excl. F#63131

Exclusve. $949,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080 Montauk. Manor unit on ground floor.Views of tennis court. 2 sleeping areas and 2 bathrooms. Full service building with indoor/ outdoor pools, on-site dining, tennis courts, confrence room and exercise area. Truly beautiful property. Web#42294 Exclusive. $230,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080 East Hampton Village Fringe Traditional with plenty living space. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, fpl on .54 acres with room for pool. Exclusive. $925,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080 Hither Hills beach house. Immaculately maintained 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home Solid summer rental history. Top of line kitchen, living room and dining room open to deck with incredible ocean views, heated pool. Private ocean beach access. Web#39120. Co-Exclusive $1,795,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080 Charming Montauk cottage . Built in 1947 Completely restored to perfection. .33 acre with mature landscaping and room for pool. Wood floors, tile baths, new kitchen, and outdoor deck. Short distance to ocean beach, village. Truly unique. Web#39229. Exclusive. $1,250,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080

East Hampton $550,000 3 BR, 2 B condo with CAC, finished basement, sliders out to patio, community pool and tennis. Reasonable maintenance. Excl. F#65756

TOWN AND COUNTRY East Hampton Office 631-324-8080 Light And Bright East Hampton tradtiional offering 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, full basement, fpl, delightful front porch and sliders opening to lovely landscaped pool area. Web#46722

TOWN AND COU UNTRY RE Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200 Boaters and Nature Lovers, Here it is! 2/3 acre of natural woodland, charming 4 bedroom, 2 bath Red Creek home steps away from fishing, swimming, boating and birdwatching. Private waterfront community on prom-

Realtor Listings ontory surrounded by Peconic Bay, adjoining parkland. Web#545484. Exclusive. $559,000 Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200 Close to beach. Move right in. Bright, open contemporary with 3 bedrooms and 2 baths. Located on quiet street a few miles from Village, bay beaches. Open floor plan with lots of light. Screened porch overlooking the backyard. Room for pool. Web#52805. Exclusive $645,000. Bridgehampton office 631-537-3200 Adorable Ranch In Beach Community. Renovated 2 bedroom, 1.5-bath Garage, basemen, room to expand if necessary. 1/3 acre with 1/7 of beachfront property that has mooring rights and will soon have docking rights. Web#16185.. Exclusive. $549,000. Bridgehampton office 631-537-3200 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Westhampton Beach Office 631- 288-3030 Charm In Remsenburg Renovated in 1990, 2 story traditional has 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, tons of country charm. Featuring wide plank pine floors, 3 fpl, spacious great room with lots of windows, dining area off kitchen, plus formal dining room. Private deck with pool, pool/ guesthouse. Web#5265. $875,000. Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-3030 Farmhouse with Bucolic Views Surrounded by acres of preserved land this farmhouse offers 4 bedrooms, spacious country kitchen, light filled sunroom , farm and sunset views, full basement and 4 car garage. Minutes to L.I. Sound and bay beaches. Exclusive. $399,000. Web#46985. Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-3030


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Sophisticated Style Situated on a private 1.7 acre wooded lot, this charming contemporary is only minutes to Sag Harbor and Bridgehampton. Enter into a soaring great room with fireplace, open kitchen and dining, enjoy your spacious master suite with sliders opening to both the pool area and a private patio, 3 additional guest bedrooms, 2 guest baths, central air, and a 2 car garage. Formal garden, flowering perennial beds, and multi-level decking surroundyour secluded Directions: Noyack Road east towards Sag Harbor, right on Millstone pool area.. Exclusive. IN# 51134



Easy Living Southampton Contemporary Cedar sided Saltbox in a quiet Southampton residential community, yet central to all of the neighboring Hamptons. Spacious sun filled great room w/FP , skylight, soaring vaulted ceiling, sizeable dining area and multi sliders to the patio and decks. An ample first floor master with adjoining bath also has sliders to the decks, pool and hot tub. Upstairs is an open balcony, 2 large vaulted ceiling guest rooms and guest bath. Outside are all the amenities that you want: heated pool, hot tub, and enclosed hot/cold shower with changing area. Add to this an irrigation system and a virtually maintenance free yard. A great get away - priced to sell. Co-Exclusive. IN# 48639



Saturday, Sept. 27 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm Sunday, Sept. 28 3:00 pm - 5:00 pm 25 Oldfield Road

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Southampton Shores - Steps to Communityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s private Beach, Marina and Tennis Nearly new 5 bedroom, 4 bath traditional on a shy acre with heated gunite pool surrounded by a sunset gold patio. Home features a formal dining room with built-ins, gracious living room with farm views and eat in kitchen adjoining the family room. Add a finished basement with living, guest rooms, bath and separate access. Exclusive. IN# 55142 Directions: North Sea Road north, right on Noyack Road.




Forever Views Over Reserve Conscience Point, the idyllic Peconic Bay Peninsula, consists of hundreds of acres of reserves, sandy bay beaches, and hidden coves, all a short ride to the Village. This Conscience Point property is a cleared flat rectangular .56 acre lot with specimen trees and shrubs; backing directly on over 10 acres of game and fishery reserves; a short block to the water, a boat launch ramp, and a public marina; and only a short bike ride to a beautiful bay beach. The house is a 1400 square foot ranch with 2 bedrooms,1 bath, living room, kitchen, and large artist's studio easily converted into a master bedroom and new bath or large den. Expand/renovate or build your own dream home. Room for a pool and garage. Great investment. JUST REDUCED!!! By Appointment Only. Exclusive. IN# 28598

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South of the Highway Mint Ranch This Shinnecock Hills cutie has been totally redone - 2 new baths, new kitchen, new free form htd pool with stone patio and deck, new windows and more. The interior has hardwood floors with a master, 2 guest bedrooms, living room with fireplace and skylight, and a spacious eat-in kitchen. Outdoor shower, attached garage for your car or expansion, full basement, separate laundry, security, and a private, landscaped .25 acre lot. Walk to the water. Exclusive. IN# 54227 Directions: West on Hill Street to Old Montauk, left on Dellaria.

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NEW LOW PRICE OF $575,000! SUNSETS OVER THE WATER This remodeled cottage has 2 BRs, one bath, a/c, a full basement and garage. The windows facing southwest have mechanized awnings to minimize glare. There are several possibilities for expansion. IN#55778 EXCLUSIVE DIR: Three Mile Harbor to Richardson to Mary's to 27 Hodder.

NEW TO THE MARKET and beautifully priced at $1,950,000. In a park like setting on .70 acres, this 3000 sq ft home is perfect for family or couple. It has a beautiful pool, a 2 car garage, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths. The huge open living, dining, and kitchen area puts the family at the center of home life. IN 31420 EXCLUSIVE.

SPACIOUS 4000 SQ FT HOME traditional in a close-in Northwest community featuring five bedrooms, 3.5 baths plus a large great room with fireplace and skylights, dining area, kitchen with breakfast area and a finished basement. Outside there is a hot tub and heated swimming pool overlooking a preserve. IN# 25877 $1,650,000.

THIS STUNNING ARCHITECT-DESIGNED contemporary by Don Chapel, has 4 BRs, 4 BAs, great room with soaring ceilings and fireplace, fabulous heated pool plus gunite spa, surrounded by 1.5 beautifully landscaped acres in Northwest overlooking 40 acres of reserve. Just a short walk to a private community bay beach. IN# 45052 EXCLUSIVE $1,595,000.

MAIN BEACH is steps away from this one bedroom, one bath cottage located in a wonderfully- landscaped private community, surrounded by multi-million dollar estates. The living room has a cozy fireplace, the kitchen and bedroom open to a patio with mature trees, perfect for outdoor dining. Board approval is required. IN#52704 CO-EXCLUSIVE $895,000.

RARE! NEW CONSTRUCTION just outside the Village of E. H. for less than a million dollars! Grab it Now! Traditional 4 bedroom with 4.5 baths! Additional amenities include first-floor master, gourmet kitchen with granite countertops, first-floor washer & dryer, living room with fireplace, spacious decking, central air, central vac and full basement. IN# 30826 $899,000.

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