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OPEN HOUSES : Fri. Sept. 17 th through Sun. Sept. 19 th AMAGANSETT 6DWǧ$030 0HHWLQJ+RXVH/Qǧ Charming 3-story 5 BR traditional home with guest cottage and pool. Excl. F#250653 | Web#H45921.


BRIDGEHAMPTON 6XQǧ30 'XQH5Gǧ 35,0( 2&($1)5217 New Fleetwood Design. Gated 5 BR home on 2.8 acres with 300 ft. of oceanfront, panoramic sea views from the main oor. Chefs kit., LR, terraces. Built-in at screens, stereo throughout, DR overlooks Mecox Bay. Excl. F#243670 | Web#H19782.




Fabulous waterviews! Opportunity to sub-divide this 4 acre rolling terrain lot with 4 BR house, across the St. from Halsey Marina in beautiful Three Mile Harbor, East Hampton. Dir: Mtk Hwy to North Main St. bear left at Three Mile Harbor Sign 1 mi. to Copeces. Excl. F#68334 | Web#H14429.

Formal DR and LR, eat-in kit., family room with french doors and woodburning stove, pool on a quiet half acre, a short distance to the bay. F#72304 | Web#H30318. Dir: Squiretown to Dogwood Rd to Columbine.




Exceptional 3 BR, 2+ BA with a dramatic bay view. Crown moldings, large closets, full basement, formal LR, balcony overlooking the bay and htd pool. Dir: Montauk Hwy to West Tiana Rd. F#72269 | Web#H27465.

AIA award winning %DXKDXV Style East Hampton modernist home built originally in 1971 designed by Henri Gueron has been lovingly restored keeping the original integrity intact. Light-ďŹ lled in a private setting down a long drive off the Rd. This 3 BR home has a main oor master, a newly installed Valcucine Italian kit. with Miele appliances and a double height ceiling LR with a wall of glass doors. Central air, central vac and heated pool. Outdoor shower & detached studio with special roof deck. It has been featured The Great Houses book by McGraw Hill. Excl. F#69907 | Web#H31417.

Every amenity possible, crafted by published designer. Double master BRs, 4 BRs, 4 BAs. Beautiful gunite pool/ spa. Spacious living quarters with large screen TVs and satellite radio throughout. All set on rustic Butter Ln. acre with big sky views. Excl. F#64586 | Web#H10170.



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EASTQUOGUE Stunning post modern ranch located on a private 1 acre cul-de-sac and set back from main roads. Large master suite plus 2 guest suites, 2.5 BAs, full basement, high ceilings with outside entrance, 2-car garage and heated pool. Excl. F#72379 | Web#H34831.



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Country home with 3, possible 4 BR, 2 BA, LR with ďŹ replace, dining area, family room, eat-in kit., newly remodeled. Features a Legal 3 room rental apartment with private entrance. Enjoy peace & quiet from a large deck overlooking .92 acre property on a quiet cul-desac. Minutes to ocean. Dir: Pleasure Drive, Flanders to Tree Haven. F#73594 | Web#H21808.

%DUEDUD)HOGPDQ 6DWǧ30 2OG+ROORZ/Qǧ Custom-built home on 2 acres in Northwest Woods. Cedar shake exterior, just a short distance from community tennis. Inside, there are 6 BRs, 4.5 BAs, and gourmet kit. Dir: Hands creek to Ely Brook, left onto Old hollow. Excl. F#44674 | Web#H0144674.

-XVWLQ$JQHOOR 6DWǧ$030 %ULDUFURIW'Uǧ 5 BR, 3 BA home on landscaped, private acre. Perfect for entertaining the home has a large eat-in kit., formal DR, large den and a separate study/LR on the ďŹ rst oor. Upstairs are 4 of the 5 BRs including a private master. A must see. Close to Bay. F#72240 | Web# H26458

-XVWLQ$JQHOOR 6DWǧ$030 6HPDSKRUH5Gǧ 4 BR, 3.5 BA contemporary with a 2-car garage. The house has an open oor plan and pool with 3,000 sq. ft. of decking. On 1 acre, part of a private bayfront community called Land Fall. Dir: N orth on Hands Creek, make a left on Alewives brook, right on Northwest, left on land fall, right on Semaphore. Excl. F#67563 | Web#H32718.



HAMPTONBAYS 6XQǧ$030 6WDUERDUG5Gǧ Exquisite 17 room post modern on private cul-de-sac features open oor plan: grand foyer, LR with ďŹ replace, DR with skylights, gourmet eat-in kit. Grand master suite with walk-in closets, marble bath & Jacuzzi. Dir: Montauk Hwy to North Rd. to Old Canoe Place Rd. to Starboard. Old Canoe Place Rd. is directly across from 1 North restaurant. F#73130 | Web#H36570.

+DPSWRQ%D\V2IȩFH 6DW 6XQǧ$030 &DQRH3ODFH5Gǧ /X[XU\ :DWHUYLHZ 7RZQKRPHV Welcome to Canoe Place Landing, your East End oasis. Situated on 4.5 acres with breathtaking panoramic views of Shinnecock Bay, at Canoe Place Landing, you have the best of all worlds. Just minutes from the ocean. Dir: Montauk Highway to Canoe Place Rd. #20. F#70384 | Web#H44425.



+DPSWRQ%D\V2IČŠFH 6DWǧ30 7KH7UDLOǧ Lush landscaping, privacy and pool. Bright and airy with an open oor plan on main oor leading to the deck. Dir: Montauk Highway to Squiretown to the The Trail. F#73849 | Web#H44468.


MONTAUK 6DW 6XQǧ$030 2OG0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ Panoramic view offers 68 residences, ranging in size from 1,200 to 6,500 sq. ft., set on 10 oceanfront acres with 1,000 ft. of beachfront, concierge service, porters, beach and pool attendants, on-site housekeeping. Priced from $1.6M to $10M. Excl. F#72384 I Web# H35993.


QUOGUE 6XQǧ$030 0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ Traditional estate boasts gated entrance to private location. MagniďŹ cently landscaped property grand entry hall, 3 ďŹ replaces, master suite, 3 guest BRs, formal DR and bright, eat-in kit. Excl. F#60321 | Web#H060321.


SAG HARBOR 6DWǧ30 %D\6Wǧ The best of Sag Harbor Village. Newly renovated 3 BR, 2 BA. A few yards from Havens Beach with spacious yard and room for a pool. Brand new BAs and eat-in modern kit. make this turn key! Excl. F#73042 | Web#H28343.

3DWULFN 0F/DXJKOLQ  6XQǧ30 6RXWK+DUERU'Uǧ :$7(5)5217 with incomparable views! Located just over the bridge from Sag Harbor Village in the community of Bay Haven, quiet and private. Open oor plan, 4 BRs and 3 BAs. Upstairs deck takes advantage of the panoramic views. Dock, mooring rights, and community tennis. Excl. F#73861 | Web#H44456.

SOUTHAMPTON 6DW 6XQǧ30 0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ This historic house is sited on 3.5 acre parcel in Shinnecock Hills affords privacy and spectacular bay views. It also features separate guest quarters, and is nestled amongst 13 acres of a land preserve, with an easement to a private, secluded beach. Dir: South side of Montauk Hwy between Peconic Rd and Hawthorne. F#69960 | Web#H32686.

+DPSWRQ%D\V2IČŠFH 6XQǧ30 5RJHUV$YHǧ Completely renovated and expanded village home south of the highway. This 3 en suite BR, 4.5 BA home offers many amenities including an antique brick ďŹ replace, state-of-the-art sound system, 1,000 sq. ft. mahogany decking, free form gunite pool and detached garage. F#67062 | Web#H12485.

6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧ30 +LOO6Wǧ Renovated Village traditional with front porch on private half acre. Features 3 BRs, including one on the ďŹ rst oor, 3 BAs, large living and DR, ďŹ replace and open kit. with Viking appliances. Beautifully landscaped yard has large gunite pool and bluestone terrace and tall privet for complete privacy. F#67572 | Web#H48467.

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IȩFH 6DW 6XQǧ$030 &URZV1HFN&LUFOHǧ Located in desirable Whalebone Landing, a private beach community with tennis. 3 BRs, 2.5 BA, large deck for entertaining and heated gunite pool. Excl. F#73143 | Web#H37782.


WAINSCOTT 6XQǧ30 5LGJH5Gǧ 114 to Wainscott Northwest Rd. to Ridge Rd. Renovated 4 BR with pool and garage on a beautiful acre. Double LR w cathedral ceiling. Large kit. and formal DR. Light ďŹ lled. Patio’s surround the pool set into a sanctuary. F#71329 | Web#H32587.

/RUL%DUEDULDOEDUEDULD@HOOLPDQFRP 6XQǧ30 &O\GHQ5Gǧ Easy Wainscott 3/4 BR traditional complete outdoor living under the covered porch, stone patios around heated pool with sophisticated outdoor lighting, new kit. and BAs, outdoor shower. Jungle gym and substantial yard. Near Jitney & ocean. Excl. F#73900 | Web#H46317.




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Enjoy your summer in this traditional modern 4 BR, 4 BA home located on the bay. This home features granite gourmet kit., grand open LR, large dining area for those special dinners. Family room offers a cozy ďŹ replace. Excl. F#69631 | Web#H47204.

Nestled on a private acre, with landscaped gardens, a heated pool with hot tub, and ample deck space, this wonderful renovated home boasts 3 BRs, 2.5 BAs. Excl. F#249789 | Web#H19168.




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Labor Day Gunshots in Southampton, China, Immigrants and Other Stories By Dan Rattiner So here’s the exclamation point after the celebration of Labor Day in the Hamptons. At the corner of County Road 39 and North Sea Road in Southampton on Monday, somebody from behind a bush began shooting at the two protesters who are out there rain or shine in front of the 7-Eleven every day, carrying signs and otherwise harassing the immigrants standing by the side of the road waiting for employers to pick them up and take them off to work. The immigrants are either legal or illegal. Doesn’t matter. They don’t measure up to the

Whatever it was stung but didn’t break the skin or anything. Then they realized that what they were getting hit with were pellets, apparently from a pellet gun. Bang, another shot went off. They hit the ground. Seems to have been coming from a gun behind a bush across the street. The police arrived. The shooting stopped. And then an ambulance was summoned. The men complained that they were pretty much okay, that the pellets did raise welts and sure did hurt but it was nothing they needed to go to the hospital about, although the fact that it was happening was surely something that needed to be tracked down and dealt with. The bush across the street was just in front of a wooded area and when the police got there whoever it was was gone, but soon, following a trail of flattened underbrush they came to the nearby house owned by Ms. Gail A. Glowczenski who has lived there many years. They knocked on the door, she answered and let them in. Inside, they found the pellet gun. I don’t know what else she might have said because it’s not in the police report, but in any case she got arrested and hauled off. She’s been charged with sec-

Bang, another shot went off. The men hit the ground. Seems to have been coming from a gun behind a bush across the street.

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red-blooded Americans named Tom Wedell and sometimes Ricky King, who are out there and have been out there in front of the 7-Eleven protesting and marching back and forth for YEARS all day and, as some people privately note, do not appear to be looking for work or have work—unless somebody unknown has hired them to carry those signs back and forth, which, I might say, has been whispered about and appeared in blogs. So we had our Labor Day weekend to celebrate the American worker, and thank them for, well, still making a few things when we do not otherwise get them from China, and here was Tom Wedell and Ricky King at 11:59 in the morning and somebody was shooting at them. First, Wedell got hit. Then King got hit.

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The Last Play at Shea, featuring music by Hamptons resident Billy Joel, concluded Guild Hall’s SummerDocs Series. Attending the film were the Piano Man himself, narrator Alec Baldwin and Christie Brinkley. * * * After celebrating Beyoncé’s birthday with the singer and hip-hop superstar Jay-Z in Manhattan, Sean “Diddy” Combs threw an impromptu Labor Day bash for 100 guests at his East Hampton home. * * * The New York Post reported that top Lazard banker Matthieu Pigasse is refusing to pay for his $165,000 Hamptons summer rental because he “didn’t like the view.” * * * Dennis Rodman and “Entourage” star Kevin Dillon recently partied at Hotel Indigo in Hampton Bays. * * * Dannis Lynch’s film, King of the Hamptons, largely inspired by his addiction to Dan’s Papers, has been accepted into this year’s Hamptons International Film Festival and will be shown as a “sneak preview” on Monday, October 11, at 9 p.m. in a yet-to-benamed theater in the Hamptons. * * * Private jet company Avantair hosted The First Annual Sunday Classic with Nacho Figueras over Labor Day weekend. The event benefited Work to Ride, a non-profit organization that helps inner-city kids develop life skills by riding and caring for horses. * * * New Jersey rocker Johnny Lyon was joined by close friend and special guest Jon Bon Jovi at a recent Stephen Talkhouse performance. Bon Jovi jumped on stage for “Talk to Me,” a bluesy song by Bruce Springsteen. * * * Secret Service members were reportedly stationed outside the “Windmill House” in (continued on page 40)

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ond degree assault and reckless endangerment. And so that was that. Meanwhile, down the street, another contractor pulled over to the side of the road and another red-blooded person from south of the border, here either legally or illegally, got in and was driven off to perform some labor. That night, President Obama made a speech in Cleveland to a group of unionized working men. He said that he plans to jump start the American worker next week by asking Congress for $50 billion in new funding for the repair of American bridges, highways, tunnels, aqueducts and other public works. I can’t think of a better time to do this except for maybe a year and a half ago when he had just gotten into office and promised just before he was elected to immediately order hundreds of billions of dollars for “shovel ready” projects around the country to help Americans get back to work. He actually didn’t do that at that time. I

thought that he did. “Shovel ready” was such a catchy phrase and God knows that the Bush administration sure left him with a big mess to take care of and I was sure he was going to do it. Here on the East End, I saw no evidence of any “shovel ready” projects underway at that time. I just figured that because things seemed to be so much worse in the rest of the country—in Louisiana and Ohio and Arkansas and so forth— that all the men with the shovels were busy in those places and would get to us soon enough. Turns out that although Obama spent over a trillion dollars bailing out Wall Street and another half a trillion dollars bailing out the automakers, he never did get around to starting any “shovel ready” projects. And so the single most needed “shovel ready” project in the Hamptons— the repair of our roads on County Road 39 and the Montauk Highway farther east, slowly crumbling under the continuous weight of four lanes of traffic day and night—never happened at all.

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I’m sure you’ve noticed this. From Southampton through to Amagansett along these roads, the main roads leading in and out of the Hamptons, the potholes have been backbreakingly horrendous. Our Villages and Town Highway Departments, in spite of their depleted budgets, have stepped in to try to patch them as best they can with some lightweight matter, but there are lots of people out here—I’m one of them—who have developed back problems from driving cars all chittery all over these roads. And at least twice a day, people who drive out to the Hamptons and back pass the big scene in front of the 7-Eleven, hanging onto their steering wheels real tight. But I digress. So yes, finally, Obama is going at long last ask Congress for $50 billion for “shovel ready” projects. And guess what? He’s proposing this right into the teeth of the Congressional campaign season. There’s only two weeks left to go before all the Congressmen go home for recess and the campaigning. And there isn’t a Republican among them worth his salt who is going to vote for this since any triumph in this department in helping out the American Working Man at this particular time is going to do nothing but send voters fleeing to the Democrats in droves. (Over very bumpy roads, but nevertheless.) And so, I have to say, if you’ve gotten your shovel out of the garage and gotten it ready at this point in this article, just grab it from where you stabbed it happily into the ground alongside the driveway and put it back into the garage again. And Happy Labor Day to you too, sir.

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Told You So Furious Hurricane Preparedness Unnecessary Here, As I Said By Dan Rattiner It’s not often that I feel it worthwhile to say in this newspaper I told you so. But the fact is that four days before Hurricane Earl came through—while it was still rumbling along as a 170-mph category four monster off the coast of Florida—I wrote an article announcing that there was no way this nor any other hurricane was going to bother eastern Long Island. “The reason is because of meteorological shifts I have observed during the last 20 years. I’ve been here writing this paper 50 years. In the first 30 years, hurricanes slammed into this place with considerable frequency. We had Hurricane Belle, Hurricane Diana, and Hurricane Gloria. “But then, for a meteorological reason that I think is not fully understood changed. For the

last 20 years, hurricanes have either passed Long Island far out to sea or have instead gotten in and around Florida to rattle around in the Gulf of Mexico whacking into places like Tampa or Honduras or the Yucatan or New Orleans and Mobile, Alabama as if they were bumblebees in a jar. “It seems God had been throwing us curveballs with great accuracy at the baseball bat of Long Island for 30 years, but now has been hurling them inside or outside.” But who listens to me? Now it turns out that the authorities here on Long Island spent a small fortune anticipating the arrival of Earl in spite of my efforts. It’s in all the newspapers. Electric rates might have to be raised next year. Taxes could go up. Old timers might remember years ago that

in the days after certain hurricanes, you would see repair trucks from electric companies from all over the east coast out here dealing with downed power lines and trees. They came from Buffalo, Wilkes Barre, Wheeling, West Virginia and other places. We didn’t have much to eat after these hurricanes with all the electricity out and the food spoiled, but what we had we shared with them. They came, of course, without any rations. Well, in ANTICIPATION of Earl, LIPA ordered all these power companies to send whatever they could spare from these far inland towns and cities. And we paid for them to come, unlike earlier when we were so desperate they came out of the goodness of their (continued on page 22)

VISITORS FROM THE KINGDOM OF PEDESTRIA By Dan Rattiner It’s been about 10 years now since the State of New York passed a law that allows pedestrians the right of way in crosswalks. For the first five years, the signs said STOP FOR PEDESTRIANS IN YOUR LANE, which meant, in other words, if a pedestrian was in the crosswalk where the traffic comes in the other direction from where you are, you don’t have to stop. You just had to stop when they began to cross in your lane. Beginning five years ago, however, the pedestrians came to own the entire crosswalk when they put one foot on the ground anywhere in it. STOP FOR PEDESTRIANS IN CROSSWALKS became the law of the land. I think this was and is a wonderful development. It has made streets such as Main Street in

Westhampton Beach, Jobs Lane in Southampton and Newtown Lane and Main Street in East Hampton user friendly for people on foot. In recent days, however, I have noticed an alarming trend. Pedestrians are beginning to consider crosswalks at traffic lights to be crossable even when the light is green for oncoming cars. It’s a crosswalk, right? This happened to me at the corner of North Main Street and Collins Avenue in East Hampton the other day. I drove up to that corner, saw the traffic light was green as in—come right through—and so I did, only to have to screech to a halt because a young couple with a shopping cart had just begun crossing at the crosswalk and they were not going to stop. They looked at me, accusingly. “Can’t you see the crosswalk?

What are you trying to do, run us over?” This morning, the same thing happened in Southampton. There was very little traffic around. I was coming up Windmill Lane, saw that I had a green light to proceed across North Sea Road and as I started through had to screech to a halt because a well-dressed man started crossing the street directly in front of me in the crosswalk without any regard for the green light. He clearly didn’t care what color the light was. I honked at him. He just raised his arms in disgust and waved them at me. “Calm down,” he was saying. And he proceeded slowly along. “I’m in the crosswalk,” his whole attitude seemed to say. Can’t you see that? I say to these people, read the fine print. You (continued on page 20)

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as of that day, but Barnes just promised he’d be extra careful and thought he wouldn’t be really needing any more help on the beach. But he was going to go swimming. Barnes’ wife gave in without too much of an argument. “If this is what Harry REALLY wants, then I guess I’m in favor of it,” she said. This was the mark of a good wife.


And so that autumn, Barnes continued going swimming every morning. In the first week after Labor Day, he was rescued two times. The second week six times. The third week, five times. The swimming instructor from the local high school came over after school during that week to try to teach Barnes how to swim better. He was a welcome volunteer. But the only noticeable result was that the swimming instructor began swimming poorer and poorer. Barnes stayed about the same. And on the fifth day of that week, the school swimming instructor had to be rescued and he thereupon gave up. “I’ve had it,” he told the reporters before he marched up the beach. The reporters were back in force by this time. A petition was circulated throughout the town, expressing the opinion that Barnes should be forced to pay for a lifeguard himself if he wanted to continue swimming. “It’s not a legal petition,” the town attorney said when he was presented with it. “Harry is a taxpayer and is entitled to the protection of his safety, health and welfare.” Over half the town had signed the petition. (continued on page 30)

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Warning Flags Suggestions on Saving Lives on our Beaches in the Hamptons By Dan Rattiner Three weeks ago, a woman in her early 40s drowned while swimming at an unprotected beach off Amagansett. People tried to save her. But the lifeguards, who did come as quickly as they could from a protected beach a few miles away, were too late. Since then, the Chief Lifeguard of the Town of East Hampton drove up and down the beaches in the jurisdiction—extending almost 20 miles— talking to sunbathers and swimmers and explaining the importance of swimming only in the protected areas along the ocean (there are about 15 of them where the lifeguards have their stands), and reminding them that it would be simply impossible for the town to be able to afford to have lifeguards everywhere along the ocean. Stay within the buoys 200 yards on each

side of the stands for your swimming. And if you get caught in a riptide, either at a protected or unprotected beach, don’t panic. Just swim parallel to the shore and wait for the riptide to end. Driving along the beach to tell all the bathers this was certainly a comfort and a good thing to do, but I have a better idea. I think that every 300 yards the town ought to install 10-foot tall flagpoles at the back of the beaches. On them, raise flags—red for danger, white for okay and green for safe. That’s what they do at the protected beaches. At the present time there are signs at all the beaches saying that the beaches are unprotected and you should know that if you swim there you do so at your own risk. The colored flags would provide additional information about this state of affairs.

There is a precedent for this. During the early stages of World War II, when there was fear of a possible German invasion here, the U. S. Coast Guard ordered ensigns to walk the beaches. They did this daily at two-hour intervals for nearly a year, through all the seasons. Punch clocks were installed on poles two miles from one another. Ensigns would walk on these routes and punch the clocks to indicate they had been there. In the off-season, when the weather was very cold, they still walked. But little shelters were built enclosing the punch clocks, shelters that looked very much like the old English telephone booths. A few museums in these parts have these booths. I agree that people should feel free to swim (continued on next page)

7 FEET TALL, IN THE BEDROOM WITH A MIKE ON By David Lion Rattiner It’s kind of ridiculous, but I guess this is news. Basketball star turned grown-up child Dennis Rodman shocked guests at the Indigo Hotel in Hampton Bays last week after he left the disco with six women to run up to his hotel room with them. Up there, what he said to these women, and what he said he was going to do to them, was broadcast throughout the entire hotel music system. All of this happened by accident early Monday morning last week. Rodman apparently was using the microphone earlier during the disco party to make shout outs, then put the microphone into his pocket and took it, with the women, upstairs without remembering to turn it off. His

agent told the press that Rodman didn’t know that the microphone was turned on when he brought it with him into his hotel room to bed six women at once and that he, “Had a few drinks in him.” I’m not sure what we have come to when a retired all-star basketball player who broadcasts that he’s having a seven-way gets the news media excited, but this was big news about the Hamptons and, here I am writing up the story myself. Celebrities are willing to do almost anything to get a headline, but now because so many of them are doing it, it’s not even exciting anymore. “Dennis Rodman goes to school to get a law degree.” Now that would be news.

When we were discussing this story here at the office, we all came to the same conclusion. This was all planned. How does a guy carry with him a live microphone to his hotel room by accident? He doesn’t, it has never happened before, and the reason is because nobody ever thought it would get their names in the newspaper. But if you want to be known as an STD carrying wild man, which is exactly how Rodman chooses to present himself, it’s a good plan. I guess that gets you free drinks at a nightclub and publicity that you can’t pay for. Have we hit a new low with this kind of (continued on next page)

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thing? Please, if anything, Rodman announcing to a hotel that he is having an orgy is rated PG-13 these days. Here was the scene in Rodman’s agent’s office a week earlier. Rodman walks in and says “hello” after he’s finished reading the book, The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli. “Denny,” his agent says, “You’re just not acting crazy enough for the public these days.” “But last week I got so drunk I slept in a sewer and got a tattoo of a nuclear explosion on my knee.” “It’s not good enough, we need more crazy. Something that will really say to the public, ‘I’m a disgusting, ridiculous, selfish person who doesn’t care how he behaves in society

anywhere they like, at least at their own risk. They risk their lives every day just driving the roads. But inside the cars there are warning signs about wearing your seatbelts and so forth and so on. There needs to be warning flags to do the same for the bathers. They can be changed however many times a day the lifeguards change the flags at the stands. Usually that is just once a day. This sort of information should be right out there. And another thing. East Hampton is bickering and bickering about what to do with their old Amagansett Coast Guard Station that the town bought last year and had towed to the beach where it used to sit. How about this? Fill the Amagansett Coast Guard Station with coastguardsmen and breeches buoys and other life saving equipment. Then use them to save lives.

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short of being put in jail for more than three months.’” “Hmmmm, how about I make a sex tape and release it on the Internet.” “No Denny, it’s been done, you’ll just look like a copy cat.” “How about an orgy sex tape?” “I’m listening. But forget sex tapes, that is so Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson.” “Okay, I got it. I have an orgy and then do it all on live radio.” “Okay Denny, that sounds like a plan, but I think this is even better—what if you go out to a hotel in the Hamptons, have an orgy and then, while you’re having it, broadcast the orgy over the speaker system? I’ll make sure it’s at a hotel where New York Post writers are present.” Rodman pauses for a moment, “That’s why you get the big bucks. Let’s do it.” “I’m on the phone already. Don’t worry Denny, we’re gonna get your career back on track.” Nobody wants this kind of thing in the Hamptons, not even Hampton Bays. We’re better than this…Right?


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have the right of way when you are in a crosswalk. You do not have the right of way when you are in a crosswalk when the light is green for oncoming cars. Look it up. And look up. Ignorance? Defiance? Is this a trend? I’m told there is a place in the world where this is legal. It’s a country called Pedestria off in some foreign land somewhere and in Pedestria, whenever a citizen steps into a crosswalk, even at a traffic light where the light is green, they have the right of way and all traffic has to come to a complete stop in every direction. They don’t even have to look up. It’s difficult for goods to get delivered with this rule, for people to get where they are going in a car or truck, even for busses and ambulances to get through. I’m not sure yet if this is an invasion of hordes of these undocumented foreign people now come to the Hamptons from their slums wherever, but I intend to keep an eye on it. If it is, I say they should go back to where they came from and leave America to the Americans. And if they won’t go back voluntarily, I say we round them up and put them on a boat, point them at Pedestria and make them go. They come here for a better life? Fuggedaboutit. We’ve got enough people here already and we don’t need their kind. Next thing you know, they’ll be coming here in droves and just decide to break all the rules about jay walking. They’ll walk right across streets right smack in the middle. No crosswalk, no red light, no stop sign, nothing. Just walk right across. And if enough of them come, they’ll even vote out all the rules about jay walking. What do they care? Dumb people, these people from Pedestria. Can’t tell red from green. Think we owe them a living. The time to move on this is now. Next thing you know, they’ll be marrying our daughters. Call me.

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High School Football Fever Saturday By David Lion Rattiner When the temperature gets just a few degrees cooler in September, men young and old who have played on the field with a pigskin get a tingle in their spine. Football season, they think. Some played in high school, others in college, but all of them, whether they did or didn’t, suddenly feel like it is the law of the land to strap on a helmet and barrel into football players at full speed, smashing into shoulder pads, performing field drills on end and trying to get used to the funky smell of helmets and sweat. The only way to relive this way out here in the Hamptons is to follow high school football, and

on the East End, we have four teams to root for: The Southampton Mariners, the East Hampton Bonackers, the Westhampton Beach Hurricanes and the Hampton Bays Baymen. Coach Bill Barbour Jr. of the East Hampton Bonackers is very much looking forward to the season, “I really like the guys on our team this year. They are great kids, really hardworking and really intelligent. We have a solid group of seniors. Taylor Harned, who will be playing both ways this year, is one of our standouts.” Harned is a defensive end and a tackle and a leader on the Bonackers this year. “We’re very fast this year and have lot of endurance,” says Barbour.



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Steven Bahns, a linebacker and a wingback, is also on Barbour’s roster. “He’s a very smart football player,” Barbour said. “We also have Peter Johan who is our inside linebacker and is the leader of the defense and is a great player as well and exciting to watch. Frank Grande will play quarterback this year and will show really great leadership and athleticism on offense.” Coach Barbour also stressed how much of a commitment football is and what his boys do to win. He explained that his group of guys are some of the best he’s ever worked with, “The kids have worked incredibly hard in the off-season and are really committed, I’m really looking forward to this season.” Coming off of a fresh scrimmage win against

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hearts. I’m sure you saw these trucks around, driving aimlessly here and there wondering what to do with themselves. Both counties on Long Island ordered all employees down to the bunkers deep below the office buildings for Friday afternoon when Earl finally arrived. They were paid overtime. And about three that afternoon, when it was already apparent that Earl was going to miss us completely and maybe knock a few hats off heads on Main Street and that was about it, the phone rang at my house and I got the following recorded message. “Hello. This is your Suffolk County Emergency Service Center. Do not go out of doors. The hurricane is expected here within the next two hours. Stay calm. Seas will rise as much as one and a half feet at high tide. This is a huge tropical storm. Winds could gust as high as 45 miles an hour. Be fully aware of when the next high tide is in your area. Do not panic. To repeat this message, press one.” The County spent several million dollars organizing this recorded message and having it sent out by a private firm to nearly half a million households at 3 p.m. At 2, since Hurricane Earl had fizzled far out to sea, they had to re-do the message and say “tropical storm, 45 miles an hour and one or one and a half feet” instead of “hurricane, 160 miles an hour and eight feet.” This was the biggest waste of money in the history of the county. I said it once before Hurricane Earl and I’m saying it again. There is going to be no hurricane hitting Long Island the rest of this year nor next year nor the year after that. It could be 10 or 20 more years before meteorological conditions change once again and who knows what that will be like? Meanwhile, down in Atlanta at the National Weather Center, forecasters continue to send out reports that we are going to have between 10 and 15 hurricanes this year because, in the last 20 years, we’ve had practically none and the lack of hurricanes are piling up statistically into what is surely going to be a big catastrophe. (continued on next page)


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Rental Horror Stories: Send Them In By T.J. Clemente The rental season of 2010 in the Hampton is now a fait accompli and the horror stories of nightmare renters are circulating. The usual complaints of crayon drawings on the walls, dog urine on the rugs and broken pool heaters are back, along with the hard-to-reach track lights blown out and not replaced. And then there are the shocking and unusual horror stories. For example, there’ s the tale of the south of the highway estate where the owners came back to find a new basketball half court installed in their driveway with regulation National Basketball Association glass backboard and new state-of-the-art surface. Now everyone involved is in court to have the

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A bunch of Chicken Littles, that’s what they are. Seems to me they ought to look out the windows every once in a while and smell the roses. * * * On another matter entirely, this newspaper is adamantly opposed to the recent proposal in town hall that would have everyone, owners of new houses and old, install huge steel cables that would start in concrete anchors in the ground on each side of the front door, go up and over the roof of the house and then tie up to concrete anchors alongside the back door. There is no town in America that I know of where cables such as these have been installed just to keep all the houses – in the unlikely event there is a category six hurricane coming through—from blowing away. The cost of such an undertaking would be a huge hardship on all homeowners, and the fact that such cables would work and that they could be installed by all Americans who are part of the “shovel ready” program so this would be good for the economy, do not change my opinion about this. Such cables would look terrible, and would announce that we don’t have builders out here worth their salt who could design houses that would be sturdy enough to not blow off, when that is certainly not the case, at least with the quality builders who advertise in Dan’s Papers.

Pause for a Cause This Saturday, The Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation (SASF) is holding its first annual fundraising benefit at the Boardy Barn in Hampton Bays. The event is open to all animal lovers interested in helping to support the SASF, a no-kill animal shelter that provides care and placement for homeless pets. The benefit includes complimentary food, inexpensive drinks and live music by Vivian and the Merrymakers. Gifts and prizes can be won through a Chinese auction, 50/50 and raffle. Pause for the Cause Benefit for the SASF. Saturday, Sept. 18. 7:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m. Boardy Barn, 270 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Tickets, $25, at the door.

$30,000 project uninstalled by the renter who, I guess, enjoyed playing some hoops during his summer rental. A musician friend of mine told me that his inspection of his Southampton home that was rented for the season revealed several changes. All of the furniture in the house was stacked in the basement and the renters had actually shipped in from New York City their home furniture, including their own and their children’s beds, and even lamps. Truth be told, the renters did leave the owner’s authentic Persian rugs on the floor for the dog’s use. Other stories from seasons past include owners who came home to find a bedroom painted metallic black, or better yet— four different colors used to repaint the walls

of the living room. Dan’s Papers wants your stories: the tragic, funny, unusual—and even the possible improvements. Your name and address will be kept confidential. E-mail your story and add a photo if you can (high resolution, large format jpeg). And let us not forget the renter in the Hamptons Bays area who got caught with an unregistered goat tied to a tree after a neighbor complained about loud music. Legend has it the summer renter solved that problem by eating the goat. Send your stories/photos to: Very important: Please type in “Summer Rental” as your subject line.

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Wyandanch, the East Hampton Bonackers are set to play ROcky Point at Rocky Point this Thrusday at 6:30 p.m. Head Coach Darren Phillips of the Southampton Mariners says his team has been practicing since August 15 and explained to me what’s exciting for him this year. “We just got lights on the field so we’re practicing at night to get used to them. We were up at football camp this summer at Camp Pontiac in Copaigue, which was a great bonding experience. Our camp this season gave us some good preparation for the season.” Coach Phillips told of some of the leaders on his team. “Patrick Tutts, who is a senior, is one of our running backs and linebackers and is a great athlete and a great leader. He’s a talented football player and is the kind of kid that hates to

lose—much of our team is that way which is exciting. Thomas Isaiah is a fullback and a linebacker and he really elevates the team in terms of how hard they work because he works so hard. He’s a great athlete as well.” This year the Southampton Mariners have a lot of new things to be excited about when it comes to football, “I’m very excited about the team. This time of year is always my favorite. We have a new press box, a new scoreboard—we are really excited. I tell my boys all the time that they have to stay strong and healthy and to stay out of trouble. We have a great team but not a lot of depth with only 21 players. Football is a violent sport, so they can get hurt at any time and they are teenagers, so they can get in trouble at any time,” he laughed. (continued on page 29)




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Do Not Fence Off the Beaches By Dan Rattiner Two weeks ago, we reported on a man in Bridgehampton who successfully went to court and succeeded in preventing the Town of Southampton from using an ancient sand road owned by the Trustees that crosses the town owned property to get to the beach. The man, Robert Simpson, doesn’t even own the property in question. He lives next door. But he was tired of watching fishermen and surfers take their gear down the road just adjacent to his oceanfront house. He accomplished this by finding an error made in a deed for the town owned property 50 years ago. And the Town, much to its discredit, failed to come to their own defense in court because the Town attorney thought a special attorney was handling the case and the special attorney thought the town attorney was. Also, they lost the papers. It’s unusual that a person can prevent the general public from using public beaches and access roads to get to them. But there are some people who want the whole place to themselves, and if they can get it they will. This week, in Mattituck, a woman named Chris Rivera tried to keep people from walking along the Long Island Sound beach where it passed in front of her home. She built a split rail fence over the dune from her property line all the way down and into the water. And she hung (continued on page 27)


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Who’s Here By T.J. Clemente He squints, he shyly smiles, he twinkles and then says, “Just call me Wally.” The last year has been quite a crusade for “Wally,” Dr. Wallace A. Smith, President and General Manager of Peconic Public Broadcasting Inc. 88.3 (formerly WLIU-FM). With deadlines for filings, deadlines for financials, deadlines for payments, and hours of time on telephone lines raising money to keep alive quality public radio, trying to save his radio stationWally has been fighting the good fight for something that has been the body of his life’s work. So who is Wally Smith? Why is he so committed to seemingly running through a series of brick walls to save public radio out here on Long Island? Wally was born in Charleroi, Pennsylvania on November 29, 1934, the son of a man who managed a wholesale grocery company, sold pianos and eventually Dodge trucks to provide for his wife and sons. During the Great Depression, his life centered around the local Presbyterian Church and its activities. In high school, Wally taught Sunday school and played baritone horn for the Washington High School Marching Band. He was also a member of the wrestling team, a place where a boy less than 110 lbs could display his mettle. As for music, his tastes, like many Americans, centered on the sounds of the Big Bands, such as the Dorsey, Glenn Miller, among others. He’d hear them on the radio. Wally attended Waynesburg, a small Presbyterian College, which is now “Waynesburg University.” With financial aid from the church, he graduated in 1957 with a B.A. in Theatre and English. At the Pittsburgh Theological Seminary, where he attended grad school, Wally met a friend named Fred Rogers, who helped define who he was to become. Rogers later went on to create “Mr. Rogers Neighborhood,” a public television show that became the gold standard for quality children’s programming. But at that time, his role in Smith’s life was that he introduced Smith to the concept of public television broadcasting. Smith was intrigued, although at the time he was performing in live theatre. Soon thereafter, he became ordained as a Presbyterian minister at his home church in

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for the station but the student in charge rejected all applicants and then made a request. “I want Wally Smith.” Problem was Wally hadn’t even applied for the position; however the rest is Public Radio History. In 1972 Wally became the General Manager of KUSC (91.5) in L.A. and, with others, created the model for many conversions to public radio stations that followed. For 26 years Wally served as GM of KUSC, which became the most listened to Public Radio Station in the country. Then, at age 64, Wally decided it was time for a complete change. The venerable Dr. Smith packed up his things and came to WLIU 88.3 to fill a vacancy for station manager available at Southampton College. There he was interviewed and hired by then school Provost Tim Bishop. The rest is east end Long Island quality public radio programming history. After 11 years of wonderful times, Wally has been thrown into the arena of public action. Long Island University has had to make many hard decisions about the Southampton College campus during these challenging financial times. To save money the University chose to close down the Southampton location. To raise money the University chose to auction off its radio license, which was costing the school millions to maintain due to the non-profit nature of the venture. It became a luxury they could not afford. And it was at that point that Wally made the decision to save the family of programmers, broadcasters, and staff he had assembled during his tenure of over a decade. The fight to find financing to pay for the license has been a difficult, uphill struggle for Wally now in his 70s. But with his Burl Ives charm, there is no quit in him. When you drive home alone at 1 a.m. from some meeting that ran late, or a vacation trip, or, for so many on the East End, from that late second job, the programming of 88.3 has many times been the voice to sooth the tired soul home. If the funding does not come by the September 30 deadline, that voice will be silenced. To contribute, contact Peconic Public Broadcasting at 631-591-7003, or send check to: Peconic Public Broadcasting, Inc., P.O. Box 1410, Southampton, NY 11969-1410.

After 11 years of wonderful times, Wally has been thrown into the arena of public action. Pennsylvania and got married. But then came the ‘60s and the years of long hair and protest. “Yes I had long hair then, but no I never wore it in a pony tail,” he said. He enrolled in USC the same fall that JFK was assassinated, and after getting degrees in Communications and Broadcasting (Masters and PHD) he became a confidante of the student body, the USC administration, and the faculty, at a time of campus protest and unrest. George Lucas, of Star Wars fame, was a fellow grad student with Wally and Wally saw his very first screen efforts. It was at the end of Wally’s quest for formal education that his life’s path formed. In 1971, President Lyndon Johnson signed into law legislation that created NPR, National Public Radio. And in 1972, the student leaders at KUSC, the campus radio station at USC, decided to join in with this new “public radio,” thing. A search was held to find a General Manager

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By Dan Rattiner Week of September 17-23, 2010 Riders this week: 12,412 Rider miles this week: 138,555 DOWN IN THE TUBE James Lipton, the TV commentator, interviewed boxing analyst Bert Sugar on the Hampton Subway Sag Harbor line on Friday. They had to use special sound muffling equipment but they got it to work. This was the first time a live TV interview was held on our system. THAT TWO-HOUR DELAY Last Tuesday, September 14, there were considerable delays in the subway service. At 8 a.m. that morning, our esteemed Commissioner Bill Aspinall held a ceremony with wreaths and flowers on the East Hampton platform to celebrate our new subway sister system partnership with the Deauville Subway System in Deauville, France. It was a sort of “hands across the water” thing, a ceremonial bonding between these two subway systems in the sister city tradition. The Mayor of Deauville, Monsieur Bergerac de Frominac, was expected to be on hand, but as it turned out, he declined to come once he found out this was just some hoax perpetrated on Hampton Subway. Deauville does not have a Subway System. In the event, a local community theatre actor

named Hans Beveneaux played the role of Monsieur Bergerac de Frominac. And our commissioner played along, good sport that he is. The reason the event was held in spite of the fact that Deauville does not have a subway system was that the caterer had been hired, the marching band had been engaged and with all the money already spent in advance and with the press all excited about getting a decent breakfast and all, the event got held anyway. BOTTLE PICK UP Straphangers who have plastic bottles to throw out as they head off on the subway system should know that the last car on each train is set aside for bottle and plastic collection. Whatever is in there is taken to the dump every Monday at 2 a.m. when the system shuts down for maintenance. It is just Hampton Subway doing its part in the fight against the environment. BROOKHAVEN SCIENTISTS HERE Five officials from the Brookhaven National Lab were taken around the 60-mile loop of the subway system by the Commissioner last Wednesday. The officials are considering buying the subway system and turning it into a giant atom smasher similar to the one that was just opened by CERN in Switzerland. At 62 miles, the Hampton Subway would be 45 miles longer than the CERN smasher, so the

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Internet technology is just so amazing, and so unbelievably bad for so many people. It began with the music industry when Napster came out and everybody could get free music. Then it hit the daily newspaper business, when everybody started to expect to read print news that was updated by the minute. It’s even hitting the movie business and television business now as well. I’ve always been kind of amazed that these businesses choose to continue to pursue the display online advertising business as a way to make a miniscule amount of money compared to their core business, by participating in the businesses themselves. Every television network has a website that streams their shows and the ads they sell on those streams are cheap compared to the ads on television. The same is true for newspapers and music. Music, however, seems to have found Mecca with Apple iTunes, but the company has an unbelievable amount of control over the industry now. Now, it has hit the book business, sort of. Two weeks ago was my birthday and my Dad got me the Amazon Kindle. This is a product with which you can download books from the Internet to a device that reads just like a book. I didn’t get why anybody would use it at first. Why not just buy a book? But the other day, while using my Dad’s Kindle and sitting outside in direct sunlight, I was amazed by it. I didn’t need to squint reading it. No matter how bright the sun was, my eyes were comfortable.

Then I noticed how much it weighed. It felt like nothing in my hands, where a book’s weight can sort of annoy your wrists while holding it. The other benefit of it I noticed is that no matter what position you are sitting in, you can read comfortably. I like to lay on my side when reading, but when I do this, the pages flop over with a regular book and I have to hold them open. I’m not saying that any of these are any real annoyances, I’m just saying that the Kindle reading experience was noticeably better. The final benefit that I got out of this device is that nobody knows what you are reading. So let’s say you’re a guy who loves romance novels, the Kindle provides anonymity. But I got to thinking about all this technology, and you know what, the Kindle is a problem. I started to think about Bookhampton and how a friend of mine who is the manager there might feel that I own one. I started to think about Blackcat Books in Bridgehampton. These are stores that I love in the Hamptons and that I cannot imagine the Hamptons without them. I felt terrible. So I decided to make a resolution. For every book that I buy on the Amazon Kindle, I will go to a local bookstore and purchase a random book and give it to somebody as a gift. After all, that’s what I use a bookstore for the most anyway. Eventually, in the future, we’ll be able to go to websites and download food into our stomachs and that will threaten restaurant busi-

ness and we’ll be able to download memories of pleasant vacations and experiences, giving us absolutely no reason to leave the house and interact with the world ever. We’ll all be wonderfully, perfectly, happily safe. I can’t wait for this! Technology is just so exciting isn’t it?


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a sign on the outside of it. PUBLIC BEACH ENDS HERE. Well public beaches do not end anywhere. There are 350 year old laws on the books that say the general public can freely walk the beaches anywhere between the water’s edge and the high water mark regardless of ownership. As a result, we have more than 150 miles of unobstructed beaches on eastern Long Island, if you count not only the ocean beaches but also those on Peconic Bay and Long Island Sound. I spoke to Lauren Spandish, a Southold Town Trustee who is the point person in making Rivera understand what the law is. At the present time, Rivera is in that period of time where she will either be removing the fence herself or having the town do it for her. I have a pretty low opinion of people who behave in this selfish way. I think we ought to pass a law that says if they can manage to figure out a way to get a fence legally across a beach to “protect” their property then they have to stay inside the fenced off area and never come out. We can drop food to them by helicopter.

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The Sheltered Islander On September 3, Dan Rattiner reacquired his own paper, backed by Isis Venture Partners of New York. I couldn’t be happier for him and for the paper. There’ll be a lot that Dan has to do to hit the reset button and get to relive his middle age. He’ll have all the fun and aggravation he had before, but with arthritic knees. To help the transition, I took a secret poll from Dan’s staff and free pancers, er, lancers. Here are suggestions from the peanut gallery. Staff Hot Tub: It’s a well-known fact that hot tubs help people relax and reduce stress, which reduces all kinds of ailments and therefore translates to fewer doctor visits, which saves the company money. The hot tub could be a tax write-off under Durable Medical Equipment. Mini Mixer with USB plug. A mini-mixer can be plugged into the iMac and the worker can mix a nice refreshing smoothie right there at the desk, decreasing the need to go to the grocery store next door to get a cool refreshing drink. Now, some may think that the staff might add some medicinal fluids to the smoothie, but I can assure you that each and every person who works at Dan’s is as pure as the driven snow. No one would use the mixer for margaritas, how can I be sure? Because pure as the driven snow or not, these people aren’t going to share their good tequila, period. They might if Dan’s had a liquor allowance, and maybe the new company will consider that, but for now, it will be a sober group. Build a second tier in the parking lot. Dan’s

always seems to have more cars than lot. I say, build a second tier; rack ‘em and stack ‘em. Beats parking in Water Mill and walking to the office. Or Dan’s could buy a van to shuttle to the Bridgehampton Commons across the street and workers could park there and catch the Dan Van. There is (unless it’s been moved since I was there last) a portrait of Dan in the bathroom. This always bothered me. It’s not like I don’t appreciate every moment in his presence, as do all the staff, but if Big Boss is going to be watching us all the time, Big Boss is going to see some frightening things... Smoker’s Cabana; I’m not a smoker, but honestly, I feel awful for those who have to stand in the cold or rain to smoke one lousy little cigarette. It doesn’t have to be much. A few plush recliners, little TV, beer machine in the corner. Just a little place for these poor souls. Non-Smokers Cabana; Just to be fair, a space to workers to go to and not smoke. Nicely appointed with a Murphy bed to take a nap on those long Tuesday nights that never end as the paper gets set to go to print on Wednesday. Primal Scream Room; A place for the layout staff to go when they have to add a last f—-ing minute ad to the paper. They need a place to go to and express their frustration that will distract them from reviewing their “How to Make an Uzi Using Ordinary Items at Your Desk” pamphlet. Last, but not least, all the workers should

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have the B.S. widget installed on their iMac. “B.S.” It stands for, of course, Boss Sensor. This widget will alert the worker whenever Dan is within 25 feet of them. This will allow them to anticipate what he needs and have it ready for him as he approaches...some may say it’s just gain time to hide the eBay page I might be looking at, but I say, “Cockypop! I mean, Poppycock!” It allows me to make him a fresh smoothie with my mini-mixer, and I might even toss in a shot of arthritis medicine, because I care.

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CAPTAIN MICROCHIP By Steven A. Ludsin I’m really happy to kick off this new technology column in Dan’s Papers and I hope my anecdotes and observations help you expand your understanding and use of technology. Most recently, I’ve become enamored of the cloud computing world. Essentially you can save your work in the “clouds,” which is a large server that keeps your data. My favorite new website for this is Just go to the URL and sign in with a user name and password. The site is free unless you use more than your allotted capacity, then it bumps up to $45 a year—still well worth it. You can clip images from your computer screen and copy text from articles on websites just by right clicking the Evernote icon on your taskbar. I’ve been able to compile a monthly report for a consulting


client by adding a tag to all the correspondence regarding the project. The search capability within Evernote is as good as Google. Although you can check your “sent” mail in Gmail, I find it enormously helpful to cc myself the things I want to preserve to Evernote. (The images are saved as .pdf files.) I can also email photographs from Picasa—the free Google photo software. Thanks to the higher resolution of today’s digital cameras, I’ve been able to photograph business cards and even handwritten notes that I can then access anywhere. Instead of carrying a flash drive everywhere (which I happen to do anyway), you can access your entire to-do and forget-me-not list from any PC, laptop and higher

end smartphones. Since most of us play telephone tag, I find it very handy to have access to information needed to return a phone call, and then be able take notes about that call to create an electronic paper trail. You can download Windows or Mac software to edit your notes. The content appears on the screen as small Post-It style images, which you can blow up to read and edit. Being able to send a note to myself by simply using the email assigned to me by Evernote is a great way to reduce paper and still have a reminder. We all have our light bulb moments and sometimes the light doesn’t fade after you sleep on it. Here’s a good way to record those moments.

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Coach Phillips really wants to see the community to come out for the games, which gets the players going and can bring together a whole town, “Football is a lot about community. It’s really exciting when everyone comes out and watches the kids play. It’s a lot of fun, not just for us but for the school, the parents, the town, everybody.” Southampton’s next game is Sept. 24 at the Stony Brook High School at 7:30 p.m. The Hampton Bays Baymen are gearing up, fresh off of a winning season last year with a 7 and 2 record. The starting juniors from last year will be coming back as seniors. Head Coach Mike Oestreicher will bring back the team quarterback Robbie King to lead the offense. Starting players for the Baymen include fullback and linebacker Igor Leite; wide receivers Timmy Wheeler and Paul Warren; and Zach Catz both on the line and as linebacker who is returning from a starting position last year as a senior. “Hampton Bays will be a team that is one to beat this year,” said Tom Folger, an avid Hampton Bays football fan. Hampton Bays’ next game is Sept. 24 at Bayport/Blue Point, at 7 p.m. In Westhampton Beach, speed and growth is the word for the Hurricanes. They are fast and they also have a new field to play on this year— a $1.6 million investment into Carl A. Hansen Memorial Field in Westhampton Beach has the team pumped as well as the entire school. Head Coach Bill Parry will be relying on Connor Raynor—one to watch in terms of his size (200 pounds) and athleticism, and Zach Laube, both juniors, on defense. The varsity squad, which last year had some of the youngest starters in the division, has grown up. But the sophomores are now juniors and they are faster and bigger. Coach Parry, who with such youth was able to pull off an even season of 4 and 4 last year, looks forward to what his investment in the young varsity squad will achieve now. Coach Parry is also going to be utilizing his starting quarterback Cory Schulz, who shared the position last year, but has grown into it as a leading senior. He’ll be handing off the ball to running backs Antonio Garcia, Niko Jones, Bryan Culhane, Danny Gomez, Brian Curry, Alex Marks and Scott Martin. Westhampton Beach plays Bayport/Blue Point on Sept. 24, 7 p.m., at Miller Place High School.


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And so the town hired a lifeguard to look after Barnes until they could figure out what else they might do. They hired the captain of the high school swimming team who rescued Barnes an average of 3.6 times a week, once in a record 11.3 seconds. The swimming team captain was a math major and also captain of the track team. He could work ‘til spring. The Town Board, although they had hired someone to look after Barnes for the moment, wasn’t taking the situation lying down. Popular as Barnes was, as nice a guy as he was thought of throughout the community, town sentiment was still against the added expense that Barnes was bringing to the Town Government. There was talk that the assessed evaluation of land in the town might rise two

cents on account of Barnes. Under the advice of the town attorney, who pointed out that jurisdiction of the Ocean below the high water mark was a matter of national law, a letter was sent to the state’s senator in Washington. “I have thoroughly investigated the situation down here on Capitol Hill,” the congressman wrote back to the town—a letter that was read to a packed house at Town Hall that October day, “and it seems that to get Harry to pay for his own lifeguard will be an issue that will have to be handled directly on the floor of the Senate. I plan to bring a bill before the Senate to this effect within the week.” There were cheers in Town Hall that day. And the following morning, Barnes


had to be rescued three times. “Nerves,” said Barnes. The issue occupied the United States Senate for nearly a week, and pages and pages on the topic were entered into the Congressional Record. There was much opposition on the bill. “Basic Human rights,” some Congressman shouted. “This State must not walk all over the individual,” others said. In the end, the vote was 52 – 48, defeating the bill. “I’m sorry to report,” the local Congressman wrote, “that in spite of all our efforts, of the efforts of the Lifeguards’ Union, of the efforts of the Rescue Equipment Manufacturing representatives, our opposition was simply too much in this, an election year. I would like to suggest, however, that the town consider the placing of a sign reading, “THIS BEACH CLOSED FOR THE SEASON,” at the back of Town Beach. Incidentally, I surely look forward to a weekend out at your beach next summer. I consider Town Beach the finest beach in the world, bar none. That’s if I’m re-elected, of course.” That cold morning in early November was a day to remember at Town Beach. Barnes pulled up in his gray station wagon, stepped out, beach towel in hand, and walked slowly up to the freshly painted sign at the back of the beach. “CLOSED FOR THE SEASON?” he asked Cox, who was sitting in his ambulance with the motor running. “Town closed it at a special meeting yesterday,” Cox said, matter-of-factly. Cox was getting rather tired of going to the beach every morning day after day. “And there’s no lifeguard,” Barnes said, looking around. “Nope.” “Well, I guess I can’t go swimming if the beach is closed.” “Nope.” And so Barnes got back in his car and headed back home where his wife had decided already that she would teach Barnes how to ice skate. And that is why, when the swimming season is over around the beginning of October, the town places signs all around officially closing the beaches. It doesn’t mean you can’t go swimming, of course. The ocean itself is national property out to the 12-mile limit. And the government already expressed how they felt about the situation. But if you do go swimming in the autumn, because of those signs, you had better take your lifeguard along. As far as the town is concerned, the beach is closed. They won’t be responsible for you there. And if you take a lifeguard, you might give Harry Barnes a call. At last report, he’s averaging about three bad accidents a week ice skating at Town Pond in the off-season, and everyone would just as soon see him back over at Town Beach, wading in high over his bald head, frolicking and splashing about in his long blue trunks, with the reporters and sightseers jamming the beach to see how everything would come out. Harry would really prefer it.

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David Rattiner

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Southampton Historical Society

Restoring Structures, Preserving History

Sayre Barn

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By Judy S. Klinghoffer The Thomas Moran House in East Hampton isn’t easy to find even though it’s right on Main Street, across from the pond. It’s tucked behind a stand of trees, a graceful Queen Anne style, looking every day of its 116 years. Vines have chewed through the shingles, and the weather has taken its toll. It may be neglected, but the Thomas Moran house hasn’t been forgotten. It is one of three historic South Fork buildings currently in the process of being restored. All three buildings are on the National Register of Historic Places. With luck, and some creative fundraising, they will be rehabilitated and given a new lease on life. The Sayre Barn in Southampton dates from 1738. The Nathaniel Rogers House in Bridgehampton was purchased and remodeled by Rogers before he moved in around 1840. The Thomas Moran

House was built by Moran, one of the world’s great painters, and his wife in 1884. These three buildings represent a significant chunk of East End history in two respects that still remain important to the area—agriculture and art. Moran was a landscape painter of the Hudson River School. Accompanying a survey team out West to Yellowstone in 1871, the British-born Moran captured the spare beauty of the terrain. His work is credited with helping to inspire Congress to establish the National Park System. With his wife, Mary Nimmo Moran, also a landscape painter, Moran settled on East Hampton as the location for home he and his family called “The Studio.” Moran built his Queen Anne style home/studio with 20 foot high ceilings right on Main Street, a stone’s throw from Town Pond. Here the Morans often entertained other artists in their beautiful garden.

In 1990, the house, which was now the property of Elizabeth Lamb, was given to the Guild Hall. Lamb continued to live there until her death in 2004. Two years later, a new non-profit entity was created, the Thomas Moran Trust, to raise the necessary funds to restore the house. Four million dollars has already been raised, including a matching grant arrangement from the National Parks Service, with an estimated additional $4 million needed. The Trust hopes to begin renovations within the year and has calculated that the process will take roughly two years to complete. Although the future use of the building is still to be determined, one possibility is an artist-in-residence program. In contrast, the Sayre Barn in Southampton is a modest building. Situated next to the (continued on page 34)

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Writers: Find Your Muse in Florence By Christian McLean For over a century writers have traveled to the Hamptons each summer in search of inspiration and for the past 35 years, the Southampton Writers Conference had been a place of nourishment and community for those who are drawn to the noble and lonely art of writing. This past July, over 300 students attended conferences on the Stony Brook Southampton campus. But that was July. By now you’ve noticed a little chill in the air. It is

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making it the fastest growing graduate program in the SUNY system. In that time it has launched a Children’s Literature Conference, a Screenwriting Conference, and a Playwriting Conference, all of which run concurrently and/or in succession with the Southampton Writers Conference. The campus is packed with the best of the best; Pulitzer Prize winners, PEN/Hemmingway winners, Whiting Award winners, poet laureates, and on and on. It’s summer, where else would they want to be? Winter, on the other hand, is a tougher sell. No one wants to be snowbound, all alone on the East End when they can be writing in... say... Florence, Italy. It is the land that reinvented the art of writing. Petrarch, Dante, Boccaccio these are Florentine gods, the great writers of the Renaissance. More recently the city has stood as the inspiration for E.M. Forster’s A Room with a View and Elizabeth Spencer’s The Light in the Piazza. Now it is your chance to get inspired. Put the cabin fever on the back burner until February, join a small, elite group and write in one of the most stimulating cities in the world. While the summer conference sees 300 students over 18 days, this winter conference is accepting 24. There are only two morning workshops: The Novel with Ursula Hegi and Creative Nonfiction with Matt Klam. Both professors are staples of the summer conference. Both have literary rap sheets a mile long. Hegi has written 13 novels including: Floating in My Mother’s Palm, Stones from the River, Sacred Time, and The Worst Thing I’ve Done (which takes place out here). She’s won the Italian Grinzane Cavour Prize and the PEN/Faulkner Prize. Klam penned the award-winning collection of short stories Sam the Cat and Other Stories. His work in nonfiction has been published in all the big fat glossy magazines you can imagine: Vanity Fair, Esquire, GQ, New York Times Magazine and The New Yorker. The morning workshops are the anchor of the conference. A dozen students and one professor gather around a table and dig deep into each other’s work; polishing diamonds and casting out pyrite. The afternoons are divided between food writing electives and readings by Italian and ex-pat writers like journalist Christie Ann Barakat and poet Elisa Biagini. Faculty-led field trips to the Uffizi Gallery and the Tuscan countryside round out the 10-day conference. “Florence is an ideal city for considering place as a character,” Hegi says. “My students will develop new fiction that draws on their sensuous impressions of the city: sound, sight, smell, texture, taste.” Wouldn’t you want to take on the senses of Florence? If you’re just finding your voice or already have a novel under your belt this is your opportunity to immerse yourself in a supportive community of writers while living in a city that has fostered the arts since the 14th century. The Florence Writers Conference runs January 212, 2011. Applications are open to all and the deadline is October 1, 2010. Applications are online at For more information call 631-632-5007.

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Exhibit of Local African-American Artists By Susan M. Galardi The East End has long been known for its rich and colorful art communities, from the Plein Air artists in Southampton to the Moran studio in East Hampton to the Jackson Pollock outpost in Springs. But often overlooked is the presence of African American artists who live and/or work on the East End. A few years ago, Southampton resident Brenda Simmons changed that with her series Mahogany Dew, which debuted in 2007. This weekend, part two of that exhibit will be revealed in “Mahogany Dew II: More African American Artists in Southampton,” featured in an exhibit at the Rogers Mansion on Meeting House Lane. Mahogany Dew II focuses on the work of four living professional artists on the South Fork who have made a career in the visual arts: Pamela Council, Adger W. Cowans, Richard Mayhew and Reynold Ruffins. This exhibit and the opening reception on September 18 is sponsored by the East End African American Museum and Center for Excellence. Despite the fact that the Museum has no permanent physical space as of yet, Simmons carries on with events and exhibits. As curator consultant for Mahogany Dew, she will lead a tour and art talk on September 23, taking visitors through the Museum’s galleries while discussing the artists’ personal lives, inspiration and creative methodology. Adger W. Cowans, a founding member of the

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International Black Photographers organization, started his career as a Navy photographer in the late ‘50s after graduating from Ohio University with a BFA. Cowans went on to become an assistant to Gordon Parks at Life magazine, and ultimately became a photography instructor at Wayne State University, Cleveland Institute of Arts, University of Michigan. Beginning in the mid-1960s, Cowans established a successful career as a still photographer for the Hollywood film industry, with credits including Nothing But a Man (1964), Cotton Comes to Harlem (1970), The Way We Were (1973), On Golden Pond (1981), The Cotton Club (1984), Dirty Dancing (1987) and City Hall (1996). While most well-known for those film photographs, Cowans’ work includes fashion, travel, landscape, and still-life photography, as well as portraits and even paintings. His photographs

have been published in periodicals including Ebony, Esquire, Essence, Harper’s Bazaar, Life, Look, Modern Photography, The New York Times, Paris Match, and Time. Richard Mayhew, a landscape painter know for his use of color, studied at Pratt and earned a degree in Art History from Columbia University. Early in his career he worked as an illustrator for children’s books, designed lamps and chinaware, sang with jazz combos and performed in the theatre. In 1955 Mayhew had his first solo exhibition at the Brooklyn Museum and two years later his second solo exhibition at Morris Gallery in Greenwich Village. He garnered praise for his use of light, color and form—critics compared him to Impressionist master Claude Monet. In 1959 Mayhew was granted a Whitney Fellowship to attend the Academia in Florence. After a couple years in Italy he returned to the U.S. to teach and paint. It was during the civil rights movement, which left Mayhew feeling unsure of his own identity, so he and fellow African American artists formed the Spiral Group. Together they challenged and stimulated one another’s thinking through debates about how their artwork supported the civil rights struggle. Sag Harbor resident, the illustrator/designer Reynold Ruffins has influenced the graphic art world since 1951. He was one of the founding members of the famed Push Pin Studio, working for advertising agencies until starting his own (continued on page 40)

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Southampton Historical Museum’s base, the Rogers Mansion on Meeting House Lane, the barn is filled with antiques and agricultural relics. During the Revolutionary War, the horses of British soldiers were quartered in the barn. Originally, the barn was located on Hampton Road, near the Sayre House. When the Sayre House, built in 1648, was torn down in 1910, village residents protested, but the building was gone for good. Museum Director Tom Edmonds believes that losing the Sayre House might have sparked interest in preserving local historical landmarks.To that end, Edmonds has come up with a number of ways to raise funds, including a three-year capital plan for the $326,000 needed to restore the Sayre Barn. If you have a philanthropic streak and a little spare cash you can buy naming rights to Southampton buildings and gardens, or purchase a brick in the planned entry walk to the Rogers Mansion. The most creative fundraising idea is the Museum’s ongoing “Artifact Detecting Team.” In exchange for paying a daily or annual fee, metal detecting enthusiasts will have permission to hunt for artifacts at various sites. The idea was actually proposed by metal detecting hobbyist Barry Smalls who had read of the dilapidated condition of the Sayre Barn and brainstormed a solution. The Nathaniel Rogers House in Bridgehampton may well be the most notorious of the three simply because of its location. Situated at the corner of Montauk Highway and Ocean Road, it is impossible to miss the decaying Greek Revival mansion with boarded up win-

dows and scaffolding in lieu of two-story tall columns. That scaffolding marks the first phase of the Bridgehampton Historical Society’s restoration of the house. Executive Director John Eilertsen is optimistic that the renovation can be completed possibly by late 2012—midyear 2013 “if fundraising keeps pace with the work.” The total price tag is around $4.5 million. More than half of that amount has already been raised, thanks to contributions from the state, town and individuals, leaving Eilertsen looking for only about a million more to restore the Rogers House. Like Moran, Rogers was an artist, but he worked in a very specific area. Rogers was a miniaturist, creating tiny portraits of New York’s leading citizens of the early 19th century. The Metropolitan Museum of Art currently has seven of Roger’s portraits on display. Far from a starving artist, Rogers enjoyed financial and artistic success, elected to the American Academy of Fine Arts in 1825. The advent of photography around 1840 heralded the end of the popularity of miniatures, but Rogers was set financially by then. Rogers, who had been born in Bridgehampton, retired while still a relatively young man. He bought his retirement home from the son of his old doctor, Judge Abraham T. Rose. After extensive expansion and remodeling, probably designed by Rogers himself, the artist and his family moved in, but Roger’s tenure there would be brief, just a few years. He died in December of 1844, and the house began a series of misadventures that would result in its current state.

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as one of many “mini-factories” in Art-Work at The Brown Center, MICA, Baltimore. Council’s corset series includes a variety of “Special Editions” including Monopoly Game, Batman movie and NBA Legends. They range in size from Small to Large (McDonald’s had just removed “Super Size” from the menu). The opening reception on A work by Richard Mayhew, left, and Cowans, right Saturday, September 18, features a live performance by design studio. Ruffins’ clients included IBM, AT&T, Coca Cola, The New York Times, Time- Krystle Ford, a contemporary jazz violinist and Life and Fortune. His work has won awards alumnus of Butler University’s Jordan College ranging from the Art Directors Club of New of Fine Arts. Ford has performed as a member York to The One Show (Advertising Club of of the Indianapolis Philharmonic Orchestra, Danville Symphony and the Butler University NY). Ruffins’ designs and illustrations have been Jazz Ensemble. She’s played alongside music internationally recognized in exhibitions in greats such as the late Pookie Johnson, Cliff Paris (the Louvre), Milan, Tokyo and New York. Radliff, Bobby McFerrin and David Baker. Ford He has designed and illustrated 15 childrens is a two-time winner of the world renowned books, one of which earned the “Best “Showtime at the Apollo” competition. Mahogany Dew II Illustrated” title from The New York Times. Opening Reception: Saturday, September 18, Since 1967, Ruffins has taught at School of Visual Arts, Parsons, Syracuse University and 5 to 7 p.m., Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. Queens College. Art talk: Thursday, September 23, 11 a.m. Artist Pamela Council will exhibit Free admission. The show runs through “McCorsets, 2005” at the Mahogany Dew show. The original series consists of 120 corsets made October 2. Art workshops for children, based on from McDonald’s fry boxes during an 8-hour the exhibit, are scheduled for three consecutive performance installation that was performed Saturdays beginning October 9.


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Students Afloat on First Day at EHHS By T.J. Clemente A high stakes game of hold ‘em and fold ‘em poker is unfolding in the latest series of events between the Springs School District and the East Hampton School District. In the pot is $700,000 to $900,000 in tuition fees from the Springs School District to the East Hampton School District. The first move was the threat of quarantining 24 students whose registration is in question, thus leaving them in limbo even now as the school year starts. The next move is trying to determine who will pay for the students until their actual residency is verified. The dispute centers on the feeder school dis-

tricts’ (Amagansett, Montauk and Springs) discontent about paying top dollar to East Hampton School District without any representation or influence over decisions made at the highest level by that district. East Hampton Superintendent of Schools Raymond Gualtieri, Ed.d, did not respond to phone calls placed last Friday, perhaps due to the fact that the new School District Office was closed on Friday when I went there. There has been no response to messages left at the school that day or since. Michael Hartner, Springs Superintendent of Schools, did return my call and explained the parameters of the dispute, which he claims is

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Food / Dining Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer The 10-day period between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur is a period of deep spiritual significance for observant Jews. It is the beginning of the New Year on the solar calendar and the biodiversity of the harvest. “For the New Year the table is full of everything that is growing”, my mother would say – and this well before any of us spoke of biodiversity. Growing up in Brooklyn we had a Seckel pear tree in our yard and today, here on the East End, we have a Bartlett pear tree that has yielded an amazing amount of fruit since mid-August. Traditions are strong for this holiday and I think about several dishes of my Sephardic heritage, such as Seckel pears poached with plums for extra sweetness and reddish color and winter squash phyllo pie with honey and eggs. My Greek born mom made her own phyllo dough and with her practical nature showed me the way, a good many years ago, to 9th avenue to purchase fresh phyllo dough. Today of course it can be purchased frozen in any supermarket. Should you be inspired to prepare the phyllo pie the trick is to defrost the frozen dough overnight in the fridge for ease of handling. “We wish you a sweet New Year,” is a typical greeting as friends and family meet and greet on this holiday, and offering slices of apple dipped in honey is a tradition to greet the New Year after the fast. Remembrances of foods past are strong and so I also think about my mom’s ravani, a cake made by both Sephardic Jews and Greek Orthodox. The cake made

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utes. Put the pears in the syrup with the plums and reduce heat to medium and cook at a brisk simmer. Cook, with cover ajar about 45 to 50 minutes, or until pears are tender. (Test occasionally with the tip of a paring knife for doneness.) Plums will fall apart and impart a particular sweetness and reddish color to the syrup. With a slotted spoon carefully transfer pears and the plums to a large bowl. Discard the stones from the plums and return plum pieces to the syrup which will thicken the sauce slightly. Reduce liquid in pot until slightly thickened and caramelized and pours lazily from a spoon, about 10 to 12 minutes. Watch this procedure carefully or the sugars in the syrup can burn. You will know this is happening when the liquid starts to foam up. Cool the syrup then pour over the pears. Refrigerate, covered, for up to a week. 3. When ready to serve arrange pears on a platter with a lip to hold the juice and surround with slices of ripe melon, if desired. CALAVASA (Squash Phyllo Pie) Calabaza or Calavasa, the word simply refers to squash in Spanish. Serves 4-6 1 butternut or acorn squash, about 2 1/2 pounds 2 tablespoons honey or maple syrup (continued on page 50)

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Restaurant Review: Blackwell’s Restaurant By Stacy Dermont I quite enjoyed the end of my East End summer at Blackwell’s Restaurant at Great Rock Golf Club in Wading River. In fact I watched the last rays of summer sun play across the golf course and water features from Blackwell’s dining room on Labor Day. Two couples were still playing their last holes when our meal began with excellent white wines suggested by Daniel Bonomini, Blackwell’s Maitre D’. I found the service outstanding. Stefan, our server, worked his European magic throughout our meal – including that “neat trick” of sweeping our table spotless before dessert. Blackwell’s is primarily a steak house featuring U.S.D.A. prime dry-aged steaks and chops but it also offers seafood, substantial salads and daily specials. I ordered from their prix fixe menu, which is available at different rates throughout the week. I do love a prix fixe. Blackwell’s is clearly proud of their selection of vintage cocktails. I tried The Rock. It’s all that a classic martini should be and, yes, they get the ice just right. I started with Blackwell’s Seafood Chowder. It was creamy and rich but not too heavy and featured flavorful diced vegetables and seafood. I was tempted by the Catch of the Day, which was local swordfish, but I settled on the Lemon Chicken. The chicken was

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HARVEST: Wine Auction and Celebration With Earl a no-show, winemakers say this could be Long Island’s best season yet. That’s just one more good reason to raise a glass to the first annual HARVEST: Wine Auction and Celebration of Long Island’s East End that kicks off next weekend, September 24-25. This high profile event will benefit two local charities, East End Hospice and Peconic Land Trust. This series of “foodie” events will celebrate the local bounty of the Fall harvest and East End wines. “This is very exciting for everyone,” said Wolffer’s Winemaker Roman Roth. “This region’s time has come!” HARVEST is the first event of its kind in our region – a Wine Auction of Long Island’s wine and wine experiences, 10-mile dinners at spectacular private residences (all food and beverage will come from a 10-mile radius), educational and tasting events, and more. The Gala Event and Wine Auction will take place at Sagaponack’s famous Wolffer Estate Vineyard and at vineyards across the Twin Forks. Angela LaGreca, comedian and producer of NBC’s Today Show, will serve as Mistress of Ceremonies at the auction. Organized by the Long Island Merlot Alliance and Long Island Wine Council, with support from the New York Wine & Grape Foundation, HARVEST is presented by Wine Spectator. Whether you’re a wine lover or a passionate locavore (or both!), you’ll want to clear your calendar for this unique invitation. Join others in savoring the wine-and-food bounty of our world-class wine region: Friday, September 24 7 – 11 p.m. 10-Mile Dinners. Single ticket $350. Ten dinners at 10 private locations—homes, yachts, gardens—with an unforgettable, locally

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1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 1 beaten egg 1 to 2 tablespoons heavy cream (optional) 1/4 pound phyllo leaves Vegetable oil for the phyllo

Add the filling and spread to an even layer. Cover the filling with 3 to 4 additional sheets. Bring the edge of the bottom sheets over the top. Garnish top with 2 inch squares of phyllo dropped over the pie to cover. Sprinkle top lightly with oil and place in preheated oven for 20 to 25 minutes until puffed and golden.

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Lightly grease an 8-inch Pyrex pie plate. 1. Cut the squash into pieces, about 1 1/2 inches. Discard seeds and pulp. Cut away the skin, then cut the flesh into 1/2-inch chunks. Put squash pieces into a saucepan of water to reach about half-way up the squash. 2. Bring to the edge of a boil then simmer for 7- to 8 minutes. Drain off liquid and add the honey or syrup, cinnamon and cloves. Stir to mix and simmer for a few more minutes. Remove from heat and stir in the beaten egg. Return to low heat and cook until mixture is slightly thickened, stirring occasionally. Stir in a little heavy cream if desired and taste to adjust seasoning as necessary. Can be made ahead to this point. Refrigerate covered if preparing ahead. 3. Working with one phyllo sheet at a time, place 3 to 4 sheets at the base of the pie plate, bringing each sheet to the outer edge of the plate. Sprinkle each sheet with a light drizzle of oil as you layer them.


RAVANI This sweet honey cake from Salonika is found in a great number of variations among Sephardic Jews and Greek Orthodox. Yield: About 38-40 pieces 1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted 1/2 cup canola or vegetable oil 3/4 cup honey 1/4 cup sugar 2 large eggs, lightly beaten 1 3/4 cups unbleached all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking powder

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Lightly grease a 10x2-inch round baking pan; do not flour. Preheat oven to 300 degrees. 1. Put the cooled melted butter in a large mixing bowl. Add the vegetable oil, honey and sugar and stir with a wooden spoon until thoroughly incorporated.

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Dining Out BACKYARD RESTAURANT AT SOLE EAST - A local favorite for those in the know. Located on the beautifully landscaped grounds of Sole East Resort. Casual, Mediterranean-influenced menu incorporating the freshest local produce and daily catches. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Poolside dining. Brazilian Bossa Nova brunches on Sundays and live entertainment. 90 Second House Rd., Montauk. 631-668-2105. BOBBY VAN’S - Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. ‘til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton, 631-537-0590. BREWSTERS SEAFOOD MARKET - Mon-Thurs, “Early Catch” menu, complete dinners $15. Two-Fer Tues, two lobsters (1 1/8) $25, includes 2 sides. Wed, Bucket Night, all shellfish buckets $12. Everyday special, Bucket of Corona & Steamed Shellfish $30. Open seven days. 252 Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays, 631-728-3474. CAFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S - Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m., from noon to 3 p.m. serving a casual Italian-style menu. Excellent choices by Executive Chef Chip Monte. Check out the great late night bar scene. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-6682345. CANAL CAFÉ - Be reminded of Cape Cod in the 1970s at this very casual waterfront eatery. Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar. Accessible by boat. Live music all summer. 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays, 631-723-2155. CASA BASSO - Three-course prix fixe $25 every night. 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton, 631-288-1841. CHEF’S PRIME- Fine meats, seafood and catering located at Olish’s Farms in Eastport. Fall specials, Mon., 10% off all fresh meat and seafood; Thurs, buy 1 rotisserie chicken or duck and get the second 1/2 off or a free 1 lb deli salad. Eastport Manor Road, 631-801-2833. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM - Serving the best aged and marinated steak, the freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual warm atmosphere. Family-owned and operated since 1958. Open for lunch and dinner. Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-722-3292, or 1065 Franklinville Rd, Laurel, 631-298-3262. THE COAST GRILL - A favorite Seafood restaurant for 25 years, now under new ownership. With Executive Chef Brian Cheewing at the helm the restaurant has a new American flare, newly redecorated, come enjoy a sunset dinner overlooking Wooley Pond. Open for dinner 7 nights at 5 p.m. 1109 Noyac Road, Southampton. 631-2832277. COPA - Wine bar and tapas restaurant. Open seven days a week, year round. Happy hour 3:30 to 6:30 p.m., $3 tap beers, $5 sangria and house wine. Select tapas half price. Great late night bar scene with excellent appetizer selection. Private parties available. 95 School St., Bridgehampton, 631-613-6469. COOPERAGE INN - Special events including annual summer lobster clambake, live comedy and murder mystery dinner theater, and wine and beer dinners. Beautiful new bar and lounge with live music on weekends, Happy Hour 5-7 p.m. 2218 Sound Ave, Baiting Hollow, 631-7278994. FARM COUNTRY KITCHEN - Serving lunch and dinner on the old Peconic River Reservations & BYOB. Just a great summer night out. W. Main St., Riverhead, 631-369-6311. GOLDBERG’S FAMOUS – Located in East Hampton, Southampton and Westhampton Beach, Goldberg’s has brought the best bagels, flagels, egg specials, signature salads and more to the Hamptons for 60 years. EH 631329-8300, SH 631-204-1046, WHB 631-998-3878. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY - Espresso Bar, Bakery, Café, and Coffee Roastery. Full-service breakfast and lunch in Water Mill. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” 6 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to Green Thumb) and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach (Six Corners Roundabout at BNB). 631-726-COFE. HARBOR BISTRO - New American cuisine with French backbone, blended with hints of Asian and South American fare created by co-owner and executive chef Damien O’Donnell utilizing local purveyors. Extensive $29 prix fixe every night from 5 to 6 p.m. and all night at the bar. $19 three-course prix fixe Thursday to Sunday, 5 to 6 p.m. Spectacular waterfront sunset views nightly at 313 Three Mile Harbor-Hog Creek Road, East Hampton, 631-324-7300.

IL CAPUCCINO - Wonderful Italian fine dining in Sag Harbor. Open Everyday for dinner at 5:30 p.m. and Sundays at 5 p.m. Lunch Sat, Sun at noon. Brunch on Sunday. 30 Madison Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2747. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN - New American Cuisine with Mediterranean flair. Lunch and dinner daily, closed Tues. 370 Manor Ln., Jamesport, 631-722-0500. THE JUICY NAMM - Open in Sag Harbor and East Hampton, serving organic juices, smoothies and highvibration raw vegan cuisine. 51 Division St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-3030, and 27 Race Lane, East Hampton, 631-6045091. LA VOLPE RISTORANTE/ANTON’S BRICK OVEN PIZZERIA - Authentic Italian cuisine. Traditional recipes with a contemporary twist. $18 Lunch Prix Fixe 12-3 p.m., $12.99 Twilight Menu 4-6 p.m., Vintage Hour everyday at the bar 4-6 p.m. with complimentary bar bites. 611 Montauk Hwy, Center Moriches. Reservations 631-874-3819, Anton’s Take-out, 631-878-2528. LE SOIR RESTAURANT - Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts. 825 W. Montauk Hwy, Bayport, 631-472-9090. MUSE RESTAURANT & AQUATIC LOUNGE -New American Fare with Regional Flare. $29.95 three-course prix fixe offered ALL NIGHT, every night. Live music on Thursdays. Private cooking classes & wine dinners with Chef Guiffrida available. Open Thurs.-Sun., 5:30 p.m. Citarella Plaza, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill, 631-7262606. OLD MILL INN – Showcases local, seasonal ingredients, including fresh lobsters and oysters, priced for the times. Open for lunch and dinner, Wed.-Sun. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck, 631-298-8080. ORCHARD AND VINE BAR AND RESTAURANT Offers contemporary American fare showcasing locally grown and farm fresh ingredients, fine spirits, outstanding wines and a casually elegant atmosphere. Dinner 6-11 p.m. Open daily. Lunch. 56 Nugent Street, Southampton, 631-377-3669. OSO AT SOUTHAMPTON INN and OUTSIDE @ OSO – Seasonally-driven, modern American fare with global influences, served indoors and outdoors. Open 7:30 a.m. daily for breakfast and lunch. Enjoy a la carte or prix fixe dinner Wed.-Sun. 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-2831166. PHAO THAI KITCHEN - Classic Thai barbecued beef, chicken satay, shrimp & vegetable summer rolls and wokcharred squid appetizers. 29 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631725-0101. PIERRE’S - Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere. Open seven


days. Brunch Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. PHILIPPE – Frequented by Paul McCartney, Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker–plays host to Hamptons VIPs. Best in Chinese Food (Zagat 2010) and Best of the Best (New York Magazine, 2007), gourmands can enjoy a $29 threecourse prix fixe dinner, Sun.-Thurs. 44 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton, 631-907-0250. RACE LANE – An American restaurant with some continental asides. The modern building was designed by Norman Jaffe and the architect’s style is back. Guests can sit by the fire on couches with cocktails, such as the “Race Lane Shandy” ($9, Pilsner, St. Germain, club soda) or the “Torquay” ($14, gin, muddled cucumber and lemon served in a Prosecco float). Open year round at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton, 631-324-5022. MAHON’S SEAFOOD SHACK - Fresh local seafood cooked to order by French Chef Christian Du Pernay. Visit us on Facebook. Live Aucostic music every Friday & Saturday. 2095 Montauk Hwy. Amagansett, on the Napeague Stretch 631-604-5102. Open 7 days. SEN RESTAURANT - The Hamptons “go-to” place for sushi/Japanese cuisine. Extensive sake list and great late night scene. Take out/full service catering. 23 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-1774. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR - A modern American bistro. Open seven days, lunch & dinner. Great bar scene and even better food. This week’s specials include sautéed softshell crabs with lemon buerre blanc, roasted corn and tomato salad. Happy Hour Mon.-Fri., 57 p.m. Catering available & Full Take-out Menu. 26 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays, 631-723-2626. THAT LITTLE ITALIAN PLACE - Italian cuisine in the Heart of Greenport (across from Mitchell Park), enjoy views of the Harbor while enjoying authentically prepared meals, along with specialty drinks in the cool atmosphere! Serving lunch Fri.-Sun., Dinner Thurs.-Sun. Full menu available for take out, on- and off premise catering. 110 Front St., Greenport, 631-477-6767.

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Arts & Entertainment Theatre Review: Avenue Q By Roy Bradbrook What a very pleasant surprise to find a modern musical that has individuality, humor, pathos and wit, expertly performed by actors who not only have to sing and speak their lines and move around the stage but also have to animate life-size puppets. They also play multiple characters! Avenue Q is a delight and it is easy to understand why it ran for over 2,500 performances on Broadway, won the Tony for Best Musical and is still running as an Off-Broadway show. It really is a pity that it has to be billed as ‘only for adults’ because for young people, brought up on “Sesame Street” this show could be a great way to introduce them to the wonderful world of musicals. However, the show is classed as ‘adults only’ because it deals in a lighthearted but very direct way with topics such as sex, pornography and racism. The show’s creators, Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx introduce a group of young people who were brought up in the modern way. They have always been made to believe that they are special by their parents, their teachers and programs such as “Sesame Street.” This show shares their reactions as they realize that the real world of adulthood is not so warm and fuzzy. They have to strive for jobs, find homes and develop and break up relationships. It is easy to suspend disbelief with such a talented cast, even though the puppeteers are in full view, very soon you will find that it is the puppet character that takes all of your attention. Michael Edward

Baker (Brian) and E.J. Zimmerman (Christmas Eve), play the two characters that do not have puppets and meld beautifully into the whole scenario as they converse and sing with the puppet characters. Without an excellent cast, this could be a recipe for disaster but once again Gateway’s casting has been impeccable. At the beginning of the show, Princeton (Howie Michael Smith) plaintively enquires ‘What do you do with a B.A. in English?’ as the jobs market crumbles. Then the company addressed the race issue with a provocative number “Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist” and a Sesame Street-like monster character Trekkie (Chris Cooke) hilariously declaims, “The Internet is for porn.” Nicky and Rod have long debates about

their sexuality in “If You Were Gay.” Of course there has to be a seductive female role and Lucy the Slut (Carrie Cooke) fits the bill as she tries to come between Kate and Princeton – naturally, true love overcomes in the end. In the original concept for the show Lopez and Marx decided to introduce a character named after the late Gary Coleman to typify how early success does not always lead to long-term happiness. And they cast him to be played by a black female artiste – here by Carla Hargrove who handles this very different role with great skill and taste. This fast-moving show kept the opening night audience in laughter throughout. The production by Keith Andrews makes use of side stage television screens to project Sesame Street-like videos that often take a word like “Schadenfreude” and explain its meaning – “Malicious enjoyment of others misfortunes.” For me there is a word to explain this performance of Avenue Q – “Serendipity” – “Making an unexpected and happy discovery by accident.” Go and see this show that runs in Bellport through September 19. You will come out happy and realize just what an asset we have in the Gateway Playhouse as they close this season and leave you waiting anxiously for their re-opening next year. Avenue Q at Gateway Playhouse in Bellport through September 19., 631286-1133.

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“Quartet” at De Cordova ing the past. Female figures evoke the family lost in an urban environment; danger prevails but is not obvious. Why do we get the impression that the setting is a war-torn country, like Bosnia? The title of one work, “Road to Recovery,” makes sense in this context. Another monotype, “Fiorenza’s Dreams,” shows three female faces, separated from each other and without a context or setting. The surreal quality does, in fact, mirror a dream and may relate to the figures’ quest to find wholeness and each other. Don Saco’s sculpture is without a for-

Colors of Matter by Gordon Gagliano A day-trip to North Fork’s Greenport is a lovely experience, especially during the fall. Stops should include art venues, generally, and the de Cordova Gallery, specifically. Situated on Main Street amid quaint houses, this gallery has lots of character, thanks to its Victorian architecture and the loving care given by dealers Joyce and Hector de Cordova. The current exhibit, “Quartet,” features local artists who often bring various sensibilities (and foreign locations) to bear on their art. For example, there’s East Hampton artist Alex Russo who celebrates the scenery of England’s southwest coast in his “Cliffs of Cornwall.” Cornwall attracted artists like sculptor Dame Barbara Hepworth and painter Ben Nicholson who settled there during the 1940s to escape the bombings in London. The area drew many other wellknown artists and, like the Hamptons, fostered Abstract Expressionism during the 1950s. (It must be noted, however, that this British art movement was labeled “Modernism” and “Abstraction,” yet it shares similarities with Abstract Expressionism.) Russo’s colors and composition draw us immediately to the image, especially the purples and oranges as the cliffs reach up to join the sky above. Russo’s technique of scumbling also evokes both a physical power and a subtle spirituality. His 2006 “Hide and Seek” is also subtle, but in a different way, as faces appear and disappear before our eyes. Although more abstract than “Cliffs of Cornwall,” the colors are similarly potent and so is the scumbling. Gordon Gagliano’s paintings conjure up foreign locales in his small Italian hill towns. Consider “Cefalu #2” recalling Cezanne with the use of overlapping planes. Gagliano’s “Parchment” and “Architectural Study” are more abstract and do not derive from a specific geographical area. Even so there are geometrical forms and divisions of space reminding us of his hill towns. Rosamaria Eisler’s monotypes are not site-specific either, but we get a sense of place anyway. And that place seems like a foreign country, perhaps one recall-

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eign setting and is universal in nature. His “Abraham Views the Earth” is a good example as the patriarch Abraham looks down from his perch; another figure holds him from behind. We are not sure who or what this configuration represents, but it is fascinating to speculate. Is it God who is his guide, making sure he does not fail in his mission or fall from his perch? Whatever the answer, the piece stimulates us to think which is always a good thing. “Quartet” will be on view until Oct. 12 at the de Cordova Gallery at 538 Main Street, Greenport, 631-477-0620.


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Art Openings & Galleries AMG-Amagansett; BRDG-Bridgehampton; EHEast Hampton; EP-Eastport; GP-Greenport; HBHampton Bays; JP-Jamesport; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; NO-Noyac; PC-Peconic; Q-Quogue; RB-Remsenberg; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SHDSouthold; SI-Shelter Island; SPG-Springs; WMWater Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WS-Wainscott OPENINGS AND EVENTS VERED – “Delfina Blaquier: Horses,” on view through Sept. 24. 68 Park Pl., EH. 631-324-3303. JEDEDIAH HAWKINS INN – “Partly Cloudy – Chance of Rain,” by Max Moran, on view through Oct. 11, 400 S. Jamesport Ave, JP. REMSENBURG ACADEMY – “Elegies and Constructs,” photographs on glass by Edward Batcheller, on view through Sept. 26. 130 S. County Rd., RB. 631-835-8024 DECORDOVA STUDIO – “Quartet: A Blending of Visual Talents,” on view through Oct. 12. 538 Main St., GP. 631-477-0620. MOSQUITO HAWK – contemporary figure paintings of Adam Miller, on view through Oct. 4. 24 N. Ferry Rd., SI. 631-905-4998. AUTUMN LIGHT ART EXHIBIT RECEPTION – Sept. 18– Deborah Black, Priscilla Bowden, Gail Kern, Margery Gosnell-Qua will be featured from 4 to 6 p.m. for an opening reception at the Southampton Cultural Center’s Levitas Center for the Arts. Art show runs through Octorber 31. SUSAN VECSEY OPENING RECEPTION – Sept. 16 – At the Spanierman Gallery from 6 to 8 p.m., Susan Vecsey will have an opening reception. Contact PAINT THE VILLAGE - Sept 18, 19, 25, 26, Oct. 2, 3, 9, - Local artists’ painting of the Arts District in the Village will be displayed on Main Street. Artwork will be auctioned off on Oct. 2 at 8:30 a.m. at the Southampton Cultural Center. 631-287-4377. PARISH ART MUSEUM - Sept 18, 19, 25 Oct. 2, 3, 9 - 2 p.m. Docent tours at Parrish Art Museum. FREE with Museum admission. MAHOGHANY DEW II: MORE AFRICAN AMERICAN ARTISTS IN SOUTHAMPTON - Opening Reception: Saturday, September 18, 5 to 7 p.m. Art talk: Thursday, September 23, 11 a.m. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. Free admission. On through October 2, 2010. The Opening is FREE then Exhibit runs through November 6th. 631-287-4377. THE LAST PICTURE SHOW – Sept. 18 – 6 to 8 p.m. On view through October 11. Open Saturday and Sunday, noon to 5 p.m. featuring artist Marilyn Stevenson plus showing works by KMC gallery artists. Karyn Mannix Contemporary, 36 Hampton Road,

Southampton. 631-377-3235. ADVENTURES AMONG ANTS – Sept 25 - The Sirens’ Song Gallery presents “Adventures Among Ants”. Photos, discussion, and book signing by North Fork entomologist, Mark Moffett. Opening reception: Saturday, September 25, 6-8p.m. Exhibition: September 25 - October 18. 516 Main Street, Greenport. 631-4771021. GALLERIES ANN MADONIA –11 a.m.-5 p.m. daily. 36 Jobs Ln., SH. 631-283-1878. ANNYX – 150 Main St., SGH. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL – 495 Montauk Hwy, EP. 631-3251504. ART BARGE – 50 years art barge history. Victor D’Amico Institute of Art, AMG. 631-267-3172. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. daily or by appointment. 28E Job’s Ln., SH. 631-2040383. BEGO EZAIR– American Contemporary paintings, sculpture, video. Two locations: 437 Main St., GP, 631477-3777; 136 Main St., SH, 631-204-0442. BENSON-KEYES – By appt. 917-509-1379 or BERNARD SPRING STEEL – Watercolors, sculptures. Sat., Sun. 1-4 p.m. 7760 Main Bayview Rd., SHD. 631-765-9509. BOLTAX – 21 Ferry Rd., SI. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA – 261 N. Main St., SH. 631-377-3355. CELADON CLAY ART – 41 Old Mill Rd., WM. 631726-2547. CHRYSALIS – Thurs.-Mon. 10-5:30 p.m. 2 Main St., SH. 631-287-1883. CHUCK SEAMAN FISH PRINTING – 27B Gardner’s Lane, HB. 631-338-7977. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Furnishings, found objects. Lazy Point, AMG. 631-267-3172. DELANEY COOKE – 150 Main St., SGH. 917-4458427. DESHUK-RIVERS – Tours with artist Daria Deshuk. 141 Maple Ln., BRDG. 631-237-4511. DRAWING ROOM – 16R Newtown Ln., EH. FLOWERS AT THE GREENERY – 19 Mitchell Rd., WHB. 631-288-7903. GALERIE BELAGE – 8 Moniebogue Ln., WHB. 631288-5082. GALLERYB – 150 Main St., SGH. 631-725-1059. HAMBURG KENNEDY – 11 a.m.-8 p.m, Weds.-Sun. 64 Jobs Ln., SH. JILL LYNN & CO – Paintings, Dana Bell, Grant Haffner, through Sept. 15. 66 Jobs Ln., SH. LEIBER MUSEUM – 446 Old Stone Hwy, SPG. 631329-3288.

L’ORANGERIE FINE ART – Noon-6p.m. Sat, Noon5 p.m. Sun, or by appt. 633 First St., GP. 631-477-2633. LUCILLE KHORNAK – 2400 Montauk Hwy, BRDG. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Abstracts by Joan Mitchell, Philip Guston, Lee Krasner, Ken Noland, James Rosenquist. 2426 Main St., BRDG. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART – 59 Main St., SH. 631-259-2424. OUTEAST – 65 Tuthill Rd., MTK. 631-375-6730. PAILLETTS – 78 Main St., SGH. 631-899-4070. PAMELA WILLIAMS –167 Main St., AMG. 631-2677817. PARASKEVAS – Michael Paraskevas’ work/children’s book illustrations. By appt. 83 Main St., WHB. 631-287-1665. PARRISH ART – Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Jobs Ln., SH. 631-283-2118. POLLOCK KRASNER – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-324-4929. PRITAM & EAMES – Furniture, Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.4 p.m., Sun. noon-4 p.m., closed Wed. 27 Race Ln., EH. 631-324-7111. RICHARD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS – 90 Main St., SGH. 631-725-1161. ROMANY KRAMORIS – 41 Main St., SGH. 631725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON – Noon-6 p.m. daily. 370 Manor Ln., JP. 631-722-0500. RVS – Noon-5 p.m. Thurs.-Mon. 631-283-8546. SGH HISTORICAL – “Our Long Beach – Its Suprising History,” multi-media. 147 Main St. 631-7255092. SIRENS SONG – 516 Main St., GP. 631-477-1021. SOLAR – 44 Davids Ln., EH. 631-907-8422. SURFACE – “In-Situ V,” new works by resident artists, ceramist Bob Bachler, painter James Kennedy. 845 Springs-Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-291-9061. TULLA BOOTH – Thurs.-Mon. 12:30-7 p.m. 66 Main St., SGH. 631-725-3100. WALK TALL – 197 Madison St., SGH. 631-681-1572.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, September 17 to Thursday, September 23. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) Get Low (PG13) – Fri., 8, Sat, 7, 9, Sun 5, 7 MonThurs, 7 The Switch (PG13) – Fri, 7:30, Sat, 6:30, 8:30, Sun 5:30, 7:30, Mon-Thurs, 7 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Theater Closed Wednesdays Call for Sag Harbor Times Cairo Time Genius Within: The Inner Life of Glenn Gould Winters Bone The Kids Are Alright UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Easy A (PG13) - 1:30, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 all week The Town (R) – 1, 4, 7, 10 all week

The American (R) – 1:50, 4:45, 7:30, 10:10 all week Eat Pray Love (PG13) – 2, 6:15, 9:30 all week Inception (PG13) – 2:40, 6, 9 all week Winters Bone (R) – 2:20, 5, 7:40, 10:20 all week UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) The Other Guys (PG13) – 2:10, 4:50, 7:10, 9:40 all week Easy A (R) – 1:30, 4:40, 7:20, 9:50 all week Machete (R) – 1:40, 4:10, 7:40, 10:10 all week Resident Evil: Afterlife (R) – 1:50, 4:30, 7:30, 10 all week Alpha and Omega (G) – 2, 4:20, 7, 9:30 all week UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Resident Evil (R) – Mon-Thur, 4:45, 7:35 Fri., 4:45, 7:30, 10:15, Sat, 1:30, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15, Sun., 1:30, 4:45, 7:30 Going The Distance (R) – Mon – Thurs,

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Life S tyle tures a large collection of sterling This is the time of year, I love the silver jewelry, with genuine semimost…the summer is winding precious stones set into rings, eardown, the nights are cooler, and the rings, necklaces and bracelets. shops are buzzing with left-over There are vintage watches, plus an tourists and locals…let’s do some amazing, collection of watchbands. early fall shopping! Have your watch batteries changed Lynn Stoller’s, a consignment or a new watchband, while shopshop, 7 Moniebogue Lane, ping East Hampton. Call 631-604Westhampton Beach is where you 2880 or 917-806-4614. will find a fabulous collection of The “End of Summer” sale at designer and haute couture fashKembali Bebas, Amagansett ions. There are one-of-a-kind pieces Square is causing such a commothat include an amazing selection tion it has been extended till of dresses, shoes and designer everything is gonesville, making handbags such as Louis Vuitton, room for the new shipment that is Chanel, and Bottega Venta, just to already on its way…All summer name a few. Right now the talk of clothing is up to 75% off, new merthe town are the Hermes Birkin chandise up to 60% off and jewelBags – black with gold hardware Black Swan Antiques (35 cm/$8.999) and the Hermes Birkin – Mini with silver hardware (25cm/ $8,500). Yes, you read it right, and you read it here in my column! For information call Lynn at 631-998-0666 or 516-729-3017. After a record 2010 summer season and a long, hard search to find the best of the best, merchandise, Black East End Organics Swan Antiques, 20 Hampton Road, Southampton, offers a Deep Root Fertilizing has just unloaded a brand new shipment of unique items for the fall season. This time of the year is when Program for trees, shrubs we do our fall clean ups and move furniture around, and plant beds. When buy new, get rid of old, and so on…this is the perfect was the last time your venue for unusual merchandise that will put you over plants were properly fed? the top with great value for your dollar. Now is the time to feed, don’t risk your JG Jewelry Design Studio, 8 Main Street, East investment in your plants. Our program will keep Hampton offers original custom designs by wellyour plants from turning brown and protect their long-term health! known jewelry designer/wedding ring specialist/

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Back to School!

There’s a movement afloat nationally that is recommending a year-round school year, where kids don’t get the long summer break, but get more frequent short vacations. The idea is that kids won’t ‘fall back’ in the summer, having to reboot in September like an old mainframe computer. But for now, to the delight of children and teens everywhere, the summer is a time to lay back, and perhaps fall back. So as students head into the new school year, experts provide tips on how to prepare them, if not push them ahead of the curve.

Alexandra Mayzler, Founder and Director of Thinking Caps Tutoring (TCT) and a board member of the New York Division of the National Dyslexia Association, had these suggestions: The right materials: Make sure that your son or daughter has EVERY school supply at hand. The other school shopping list (clothes, the perfect lunch box) can wait if necessary. Have sharpened pencils, scratch paper, erasers and highlighters ready for action at home. Getting up to sharpen a pencil can lead to a big distraction. It’s best to avoid getting up, except for breaks. A functional study space: Is there a quiet, orderly room in which to work? If your child piles folded laundry on his/her desk, that doesn’t leave much space to spread out books. Studying can happen just about anywhere, as long as your child can concentrate. The kitchen table may be best – your student can have a snack and work while dinner is being prepared. Turn off all the electronics – no screens and no sounds. Music with words is distracting. If your child requires a computer to complete assignments it should be in a location where an adult can monitor its use. A plan of action: Help your child create a study routine. Help him/her learn to make a to-do list and then check off assignments and tasks as they get accomplished. Break down assignments into time frames and make sure to encourage short breaks for a battery recharge. Note big projects like term papers or science projects on a calendar. So many kids today have anxiety when approaching the new school year, whether a student struggles academically or just needs to have his study skills strengthened. By starting the school year off right, you help your child eliminate study-stress and move toward success.

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History Comes Alive at Mulford Farm The East Hampton Historical Society presents an opportunity for time travel on Saturday, September 25th at the historic Mulford Farm property on James Lane. The beautiful 3-acre site features a 17th century house, an early 18th century barn, and outbuildings that are among the oldest structures on eastern Long Island. Visitors are encouraged to bring a picnic for a leisurely trip to the 18th century to discover traditional music, crafts, theatrical diversions, and storytelling performed by actors in period costume. Colette Gilbert, historical re-enactor, actress, and the Creative Director and Storyteller for this event, has put together an impressive roster of talented performers. Jody Ellis, as “Signora Bella, The Great Italian Equilibrist,” will bring to life the tradition of the traveling performers of the 18th century as she walks the slackrope and juggles swords and flaming torches. Anthony

Valbiro, “The Mad Hatter,” will expound upon the do’s and don’ts of 18th century fashion, while Misti “Mind Your P’s & Q’s” Tindglia will instruct visitors in proper manners. Also wandering the property will be Alan Stewart as “The Red Coat,” Richard Gardini as “The Town Scoundrel,” Schmoupy Juntunen as “The Town Gossip,” Sarah Shepard as “The Herbalist,” Vincent Orhnberger as “The Traveling Magician,” George Berotti as “The Doctor,” Timothy and Rachel Stone as “The School Master & His Wife,” Andrew McClain as “The Woodwright,” and Karl Kaasik as “The Rat Catcher.” Barbara Driver and the Colonial Kids Club will be on hand to share a variety of colonial toys and games. The gates will open at 10 a.m., with ongoing performances and demonstrations until 2 p.m. Admission is free. For details call Claire Watson at 631-324-6850,

Kid’s Calendar KIDS KARAOKE – 5 p.m.-7, 1st Sat. of month. Regulars Music Caféé, 1271 North Sea Rd., SH. 287-2900, MTK PLAYHOUSE – Sports/exercise programs for all ages. 240 Edgemere St., MTK. 668-1124, ROSS SCHOOL – Programs for all ages. Ross Lower School, 739 Butter Ln., BH. 907-5555, SH TOWN – Programs for all ages. 728-8585, SPORTS, DANCE & MORE – SH Youth Center. 2871511, YOUTH ADVISORY COMMITTEE – Gives kids a voice in town government, sponsored by the Town of SH Youth Bureau. 702-2425. STORYTIMES For infants-toddlers. Call or visit website for times, registration may be required. AMG FREE LIBRARY – 215 Main St., AMG. 267-3810. HAMPTON LIBRARY – 2478 Main St., BH. 537-0015, JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY – 201 Main St., SGH. 7250049, MTK LIBRARY – 871 MTK Hwy., MTK. 324-4947, ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY – 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, MUSEUMS CMEE – Children’s Museum of the East End. Interactive exhibits, arts & science-based programs, workshops, special events. 376 Bridge/Sag Tpk., BH. $7. 537-8250, c. SOUTH FORK NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM –10 a.m.-4, 7 days/week, year-round. 377 Bridge/Sag Tpk., BH. 537-9735, Please send all event listings for the kids calendar to by Friday at noon.

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Contact organizations, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration. AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; SGH-Sag Harbor; SHSouthampton; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 LEGO MANIA – 3:30 p.m., ages 4 & up, Lego play. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BH. Reg. req’d. 537-0015, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 MOMMY AND ME – 10 a.m. - 11:30 a.m., Springs Youth Center, Ed Hults Lane, Springs. Drop in program for East Hampton parents and caregivers of children newborn through preschool. Getting together to talk of joys of raising children. Children interacting with other children. Lending Library of resource information-videos and books- infant through teens. Networking and socialization. Speakers and presenters on relevant issues. Theresa Lawrence, 631-324-4947. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 MASK MAKING - 10 a.m.-10:45 a.m. This event requires registration. Quogue Wildlife Refuge, 3 Old Country Road, Q. An artistic project of animal safari mask making using paper, markers, and natural materials. For children ages 5 and up. $5, reservations required. Marisa,, 631-653-4771. DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY FOR TWEENS AND TEENS PART II 10:00 AM-11:30 AM. This event requires registration. Quail Hill Farm, Deep Lane, AMG. Join the Peconic Land Trust for a digital photography class featuring Ellen Watson, “Plein Air Peconic” photographer. For ages 11-17 years. Attendees should bring their digital camera and an enthusiastic interest in photography. Rain cancels. Robin Harris,, 631-283-3195, $15. SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 FAMILY TOUR & ART WORKSHOP – 2-4p.m. Family Fun Day at Parrish Art Museum, SH. $5/members free. AFTERNOON TEA WITH “T” - 2:30 p.m., Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, BH. For children ages 4 and up. Enjoy a delicious cup of tea, perhaps some other treats, and fantastic stories with “T”. Emily Herrick,, 631-537-0015. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 FAMILY MUSIC FOR TODDLERS - 10:00 AM-10:30 AM, Mondays through Jan 3., Ellen Johansen Music Studio, 8 Stratton Square, EH. Class is designed to bring the joy of music and movement to toddlers and their caregivers. Activities include singing, dancing, focused listening and simple instrument playing, creating an environment in which the child’s music aptitude is nurtured and skills are developed. Price includes 15 classes and home material. Please Call ahead. Ellen Johansen,, 631-324-9648, $250. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 STAGES – 4-5:15 p.m. Creative Drama Workshop

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Over The Barrel... with Lenn Thompson

Merlot Rules Long Island Merlot dominates the Long Island wine landscape. It is the most-planted variety and is the grape that ripens and develops most consistently in this not-always-consistent climate. It also leads to many of the region’s best wines. In 2005, a group of wineries formed the Long Island Merlot Alliance (LIMA) to develop quality standards in the production of classically-styled Long Island merlot and to establish Long Island as the leading region for merlot in the New World. After an initial press splash, the group has been somewhat quiet publicly, choosing to focus on vineyard research and conducting tastings to identify the qualities that help define “typical” Long Island merlot. In the past year, founding members Raphael, Pellegrini Vineyards, Sherwood House Vineyards, and Wolffer Estate Vineyard, welcomed Clovis Point, Castello di Borghese and McCall Vineyard to the group. Shinn Estate Vineyards, a founding member, has also left the group. Despite little published research, the group has released several vintages of Merliance, a coopera-

wineries using a diverse array of vineyard and cellar practices. Long Island Merlot Alliance 2007 Merliance ($35) shows the power an intensity of the vintage certainly, but was released perhaps too early — it hasn’t quite rounded into shape yet. The nose is dense and intense with black cherry, blackberry and plum with light baking spice, burnt sugar, toasty oak and subtle grilled herb character. On the palate, it balances power with grace — like the best Long Island merlots often do — but still shows a bit too much oak. A ripe, concentrated core of dark fruit lurks beneath the oak with vanilla, licorice, rosemary and understated graphite-mineral accents. The finish is long with a woodsy herbal note and cedar character. There is also just a little heat — a wine term used for noticeable alcohol — at the end of the finish. While deserving of a re-taste in 6-12 months, the oak is just a little too prominent right now for my tastes. A significant portion of the $35 price goes back to the organization for its research efforts.

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SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 DEAD MAN’S CELL PHONE - Sarah Ruhl’s ‘Dead Man’s Cell Phone’ opens North Fork Community Theatre’s 53rd season. Poetic fantasy in which the act of answering a dead man’s cell phone draws a woman into the mysteries of life, death and varieties of love. Performances Sept. 17, 18, 23, 24, 25 at 8 p.m. and Sept. 19, 26 at 2:30 p.m. Tickets $15: 631-298-NFCT, LIVE MUSIC AT BEDELL - Bedell Cellars and Corey Creek Vineyards present live music this Saturday and Sunday. Performers will be: Old School; and Dan Donnelly who can be described as soft rock. There is no charge for the performances, but there are separate wine

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Road Map to the Stars: the Night Sky Explained, Wednesday, Sept. 22, 7 p.m. with astrophysicist Kevin Manning, formerly of NASA. View planets, moon and stars through powerful telescope, weather permitting. 631-477-0660. MUSIC AND DANCING – Listen to the Beer Money Band, 7-11 p.m. under Polish Town’s Pavilion on Lincoln Street, Riverhead. Admission $10; tickets at gate or call 631-369-1616. SOLDIER RIDE - North Fork, to benefit Wounded Warrior Project initiative that provides adaptive cycling opportunities to help restore physical and emotional health to wounded soldiers. Start location Mitchell Park, Greenport. Registration 7-8:30 a.m.; opening ceremony 8:30 a.m.; ride begins 9 a.m. Choice of 5, 15, 30 or 50-mile loop: Greenport-Southold-Mattituck-Orient-Greenport. Registration $50 online, $65 day of event. or call 631-298-7252.


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PICK OF THE WEEK Fri. & Sat., Sept. 18 & 19 “PAINT THE VILLAGE” - see the work of local artists along Southampton’s Main Street as you shop. Also Sept. 25 &26. PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET THEATER – 8 p.m. “Horsefeathers”. $5 admission at the door. 1 Bay St., SGH 631-725-9500, For $25 Dinner and a Movie call the American Hotel 631-725-3535 PAINT THE VILLAGE – all day along Main St., SH; 40 local artists display work. Also Sept. 19, 25, 26. SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 ANTIQUES FAIR – 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. 159 Main Street, SH. Benefits Southampton Historical Society. Free admission. MOSTLY MORAINE HIKE – 10 a.m. Meet at Elliston Park on Millstone Brook Road, SH. Moderately paced 4 mile hike on the glacial moraine, Tony Garro, 725-5861. LIVE JAZZ – 7 p.m. Gail Storm at Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, SH. 631-287-4377. $20/$10. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 YOO-HOO, MRS. GOLDBERG - 3 p.m. film, Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, SH, 631-2830774 ext. 523.,, 631-283-0774, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 FAMILY CAREGIVERS - 4 – 6 p.m., requires pre-registration, Town of Southampton Nutrition Center, 25 Ponquogue Ave, HB. This program is designed to help families acquire caregiving skill. Classes include detailed instruction on how to care for someone on bed-rest, personal care, safe wheelchair use, medication management, infection control, fall prevention, fire safety and more. If you are a caregiver, don’t miss these supportive and information packed classes. Heather Smith,, 631-728-1235. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 EH TRAILS PRESERVATION SOCIETY -10 a.m., Napeague to Fresh Pond. Meet at Napeague Harbor Road, north of the railroad tracks. Some moderately steep areas. 3-4 miles. Larry Raymond, 631-6683432. HEALING SERVICE – 7:30 p.m., Quogue Chapel, corner of Beach Lane and Quogue St., Q. 631-288-2576. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 EH CHAMBER OF COMMERCE MIXER - 5:30 p.m.7:30 p.m., Rugosa Restaurant, 290 Montauk Highway, EH. Join us for the first autumn evening in welcoming the Hampton’s International Film Festival. Marina Van,, 631-324-0362, $15. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 CROSSROADS MUSIC SHOWCASE – 7 p.m., Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. $10/members $8. 631-324-4050. ONGOING ANTIQUES FAIR – Sundays Sept. 19, Oct. 3, Oct. 17, 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. 159 Main Street, SH. Benefits Southampton Historical Society. Free admission. ART BARGE – Art classes through Oct. 631-267-3172. CLASSIC CARS ON THE RIVERFRONT – Every Thursday night, bring your classic car or view others. Main St. Riverfront, RVHD. 631-727-0048 HEALTH WORKSHOPS – See website for schedule/pricing. Ross School, 20 Goodfriend Dr., EH. $55. 631-907-5555 or MONTAUK PLAYHOUSE – Weekly sports, yoga, open gym etc. 631-668-1124. RUMMAGE SALE – 9 a.m. to noon on Saturdays, rain or shine: Oct. 9th. In 2011: Jan 15th, Feb 19th, March 19th, April 16th, May 28th. Cash only. Montauk Community Church, 850 Mtk Hwy. Donations taken daily in shed behind church, no large furniture.

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Honoring the Artist: Nick Cordone Nick Cordone, this week’s cover artist, doesn’t see reality the way many people do. But that’s not unusual for an artist. Cordone’s use of bold color and raked angles conveys a world that’s somewhat “off,” that’s close to fantasy. Consider his cover image, “Kayaking under the Goose Neck Bridge,” the bright blues and bird’s-eye-view in addition to the dream-like vista. Cordone’s “Beach” series reflects a similar style where arresting shapes pervade the space. In his “Nor Easter,” waves and clouds play out a fantasy formation. His “Allegory and Imagery” series shows animals and figures floating in space, a cosmic, fantastical view. Another series featuring animals juxtaposes forms in space. In “Day Dreamer 11,” a black dog watches fish cavort in the air above him. The image evokes a surreal quality. Q: What motivated you to create the cover image? A: I live near the Goose Neck Bridge in Southold and would often look down at the kayakers, boats and swimmers passing beneath it. As a kayaker I appreciate the peaceful serenity of kayaking as well as the power and force generated when paddling. Q: What formal elements did you consider when you were planning the image? A: I observed various layers within this subject: the kayakers, the water depth and the shadows and reflections on and beneath the water surface. Each time a water droplet hit the surface, it would explode as if it were part of a nighttime fireworks display. Each explosion would come and go, sometimes overlapping and each with a unique color scheme. Q: What about the colors and shapes? Can you describe them? A: The yellows and orange colors of the kayaks worked well with the complementary blues and greens of the water. There is a certain attraction of the biomorphic shapes within the water and the geometric shapes of the kayaks. Q: Besides painting, you have great interests in sports. In fact, you were heading to the U.S. Open when I contacted you. A: My buddies and I go every year. I also go skiing in the winter; I’ve been to Austria and Switzerland. I like to explore new places. I used to travel to Europe with my children and closer by, I dragged my son to Chelsea and SoHo in New York. Q: And, of course, you taught art for a long time. That was exploring. Do you miss it? A: I miss the interaction with the kids and the faculty. But I hear from former students all the time. I had 150 kids and 150 pieces of work a day. It was a privilege to teach art. Q: Did you have time to do your own painting? A: After class, I always had studio time. I’d fall back to the studio for safety, comfort, creativity. Q: You are now also exploring illustrating a book. A: Yes, I am currently illustrating a children’s book for author Marion Margolis, entitled Crusoe, the Canine Castaway. Q: You have so many various interests. A: It’s not wise to spend all day and night working and finding yourself talking to the dog and radio. You have to interact with other adults once in a while. A balanced lifestyle. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Nick Cardone’s work can be seen on his website: It can also be seen at the Jamestown Manor Inn starting Nov. 4 (Call 631727-0900) and at Fitzgerald Gallery in Westhampton Beach.

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Letters ANYONE HAVE THIS PHOTO? Dear Dan, I’ve been asking everyone I can think of if they have a photo of Springs General Store from the ‘50s, ‘60s or even ‘70s, when Dan Miller owned it. No one seems to have one, which is hard to believe. Here’s a bit of fan trivia: I first became a fan of Dan’s Papers in the summer of ‘68, I think it was, when Dan printed a long and sympathetic article about Georg Dasch, the leader of the Nazi saboteurs who came ashore at Amagansett. I was a Springs kid of 13 or so when that article came out, and it made a huge impression on me. Apparently there was a lot more to J. Edgar Hoover than most people realized, LOL. When I was older, I obtained a copy of Dasch’s own book, and some newspaper articles written by Seth Cantor, who located Georg Dasch in Germany and interviewed him. This was in the ‘80s, I think. I still have them someplace. I can’t imagine that Dan Rattiner was very pleased when this case was used as the legal precedent for Guantanamo. I wasn’t. Anyway, if you have a picture of Dan Miller’s General Store I’d truly appreciate it, since this is proving to be a lot more difficult to find than I’d expected. Thanks very much, Glen Johnson New York We’ll look for it. – DR THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, STARBUCKS! Dear Dan, Your article about Starbucks Frappucino is hysterical. Why? Because I experience the exact same mess you had with my daily Frappucinos. Step by step, it was as if I was reliving my experience, reading your article. I am Executive V.P. of Flexite Dental Company in Mineola, New York and I can’t resist my temptations for that tasty Frappucino drink on my way back to the office in the afternoon. I did everything exactly the way you did, from start to finish and my car and I was a total mess. The solution? The Starbucks on Glen Cove Road in Nassau County and the Starbucks near my house in Commack have larger giant size straws, which the chocolate chips, pass through just fine. This evening, I was in Sag Harbor watching that hysterically funny play, Romance. You really have got to play up this show, as it is one of the funniest shows I have seen in a long time. On the way home I got the urge for a nice Starbucks so I set my GPS and found the nearest Starbucks in Bridgehampton. Bridgehampton only had the smaller type straws. No big ones like I had gotten at my local Starbucks shop. But you know what? Someone must have been listening to you Dan, because the Java chips fit just perfectly through the tiny straw and I totally enjoyed my beverage. Not one drop on my nice clean shirt or pants.

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By the way, I love your paper. I wish I had more time on my hands, as I would enjoy writing for your publication. Love your journal. Look forward to reading it whenever I visit the Hamptons. Best regards, Lee Soroca Kings Park Bigger straw? Hmm. – DR FALLING IN LOVE IS COMPLIICATED Dear Dan, Just read your piece, “Falling in Love” in the latest issue. If you’re depressed over the truth of the chemical nature of love and it’s implications to a culture that thinks it operates on free will and can petition moral behavior, you’ll probably get catatonic when you hear this bit of news. Back in 1999 there was a study published in the science journal Nature, that researchers had discovered a “monogamy gene” in a certain species of mice. It seems that those with the gene turned on exhibited behavior commonly referred to as monogamous, and those with the gene turned off exhibited more wanton sexual behavior (The mice were studied because of their genomic similarity to humans). When the scientists altered the gene in the monogamous mouse to reflect the sequencing in the promiscuous mouse, guess what? The monogamous mouse responded by becoming more promiscuous, and all the wishing, hoping and praying in the world isn’t going to change the results. And that’s the good news. Things are, they seem, as they are made to be. When we as a people can really grasp the implications of that truth, then we will become a more forgiving, empathetic and understanding world. After all, the Creator set it up this way. …Possibility + Choice = Reality = Possibility + Choice... Michael Galileo Springs Are we men or mice? – DR

WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY Dear Dan, When my wife and I got married in 1997, we spent $14,000 on our wedding. It covered all the basics – invitations, flowers, photographer, video recording, music deejay, lunch and an open bar. All of this took place on a boat. We cruised for four hours from the Flushing Marina down the East River to the Statue of Liberty and back. Our 125 guests had the time of our lives. In May 2008, President George and Laura Bush hosted a wedding for daughter Jenna at their Crawford, Texas ranch. For $100,000, several hundred guests enjoyed their day. Fast forward to Astor Courts – a private estate on the Hudson River in Rhinebeck, New York today. For the princely sum of several million dollars – Bill and Hillary Clinton hosted a wedding for their daughter Chelsea and 500 guests. In the middle of an economic recession with 10% unemployment rate, perhaps the Clinton’s should have toned it down a little. My wife and I along with the Bushes and most average Americans enjoyed our respective blessed day for far less money in more humble surroundings. Perhaps in lieu of gifts, Chelsea could have asked her guests to make a donation to the Clinton/Bush Haitian relief effort. I hope the Clinton’s donated all the leftover food, and refreshments, to a local food bank along with flowers and reusable decorations to a local homeless shelter. How ironic those “liberal” Democrats like the Clinton’s live a decadent life style spending like the multi millionaires, fat cat Republicans and greedy Wall Street investors they have historically always despised! I guess “do as I say, and not do as I do” is the Clinton family crest! Sincerely, Larry Penner Great Neck

Obama sees to it all the electric lights in the White House are turned off when they leave. – DR

Police Blotter Fender Bender While driving his yacht in Sag Harbor, a man from Manhattan did not have a pleasant day. The “Captain” smashed his boat into an island (known as Gull Island) made out of rocks, causing $25,000 to his beloved vessel. Ironically, the name of his vessel is “Money Pit.” Not a Very Good Security Guard A security guard at a nightclub in Hampton Bays went kind of berserk on a nightclub promoter who works at the same club. The security guard got upset about a money dispute and then karate kicked the guy in the face and punched him in the face. The nightclub promoter then called police and the security guard was arrested for assault. Breaking IN to School? The Springs School reported that late at night a worker noticed two kids running in the hallways. When he went to go find them, they had left the school and ran out of the building. Since when are kids breaking into school, aren’t they supposed to want to break out of school? It’s a strange world we live in today. Punched A woman in Montauk reported being punched

directly in the face by somebody she did not know while out at a bar. Wow. Shelter Island Old Man McGumbus is still in his underground shelter known as Fort Pioneer, waiting for the Hurricane Earl to pass over. Nobody is making any attempts to contact him after he fired shotgun shells out the door when somebody tried to enter his shelter. He was heard screaming, “There is only room for one! There is only room for one! Find your own dang shelter!” Pull Over A man was pulled over in the Hamptons late at night and not given a DWI because he was a designated driver and had not been drinking. Yes, this does happen. Keep it up people! They’re Stealing Corn!!! A man in East Hampton, not Old Man McGumbus of Shelter Island but most likely a relative of his, reported to police officers in East Hampton that somebody was stealing corn from a cornfield in East Hampton. When police arrived, they found the two men, who were farm workers and work for the landowner. – By David Lion Rattiner

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(OME3ERVICES Landscape/Garden



LIC # SHL002693



Licensed and Insured Commercial and Residential 20+ Years Experience All Work Guaranteed Owner on Site Free Estimates


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• Tree & Privacy Planting • Irrigation Install & Service • Sod • Seed • Grading • Pavers & Belgian Blocks • Aprons, Stone Walls • Walkways & Patios

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& Estate Management

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To Our Clients THANK YOU



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DAN'S PAPERS, September 17, 2010 Page 69

(OME3ERVICES Painting/Papering


A+ Rating

Call Chris

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Home Improvement



Over 20 Yrs Experience




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Board Certified

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DAN'S PAPERS, September 17, 2010 Page 70

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Aquebogue- North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000 season, or weekly/ monthly. (631)722-4096 BRIDGEHAMPTON 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay, canoe. 3-min walk to ocean. Waterfront, A/C. Private, Amazing Location! (212)794-1000

Winter Rentals Amagansett: Charming furnished cottages suites & studios, situated on 2 secluded acres in the heart of the village. all units have full kitchens & gas heat, rent includes electric, cable, wireless, off street parking and snow removal. Pets allowed. from $900- $1,500 monthly. (631)267-3133 EAST HAMPTON Great shabby chic cottage. 3 BRs, 2 Baths plus den, fireplace, cathedral ceilings. Minutes from town. $1,500/ month. (917)544-1902 EAST HAMPTON waterfront 3 bedrooms 3 Mile Harbor. Fireplace, sauna, all modern appliances. $3MM house only $1,500/ month plus utilities! Mid- October to mid- May. (631)324-1363

Hampton Bays. 3 br, 2 ba ranch with pool. $1,800 HAMPTON BAYS 3 bedroom plus loft in modern home, heated pool with new liner, outdoor pool table, AC, 2 car garage, large deck, $2,495. (516)840-6509

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Westhampton area large 1 BR condo, furnished, $1,000 + utilities. No smoking/ pets. HAMPTON BAYS: Contem- (212)465-1599, (917)692-4782. porary on quiet acre, 3 BR, 2 bath, fplc, $1,175 monthly. Westhampton Beach (914)434-0018 O C EA N F R O NT Yardarm Hampton Bays furnished 1 Bed2 BR, 1.5 baths, room condo September- May private deck, pool, tennis. $950/ month includes utilities. Available now- 5/15 No smoking/ pets. $1,250 +utilities (516)946-6912 Year round: $2250 +utilities Hampton Bays: Inspirational (917) 279-9381 waterfront cottage, great for per(718) 875-3131 sons in transition, weekend escape from the city. Incredible Remsenburg sunset view of Tiana Bay, 2 BR Westhampton/ 1 bath, fplc, immaculate, all the Charming guest cottage, 1 BR on comforts. $1,500, 10/15- 5/15, family estate, pool, tennis, boat security deposit, references. dock. Winter $700. No pets. (631)882-1986 212-966-0625 MONTAUK Fab, large 1 bedYear Round Rentals room apartment on ocean near IGA. 80 South Emerson. Oct AQUEBOGUE newly renovated 15- May 15. $700 monthly plus 2 bedroom, 1 bath. No smoking/ electric heat. Len (917)846-2923 pets. Security/ references. $1,400 plus utilities. North Sea, charming cottage, 1 (631)766-0040 BR, 2 bath, close drive to Sag Harbor & Southampton. $940. CENTER MORICHES/ From Sept or Oct. No pets. MANORVILLE (808)748-1674 3 Bedroom 2 FBth contemp, newly updated, fpl, Jacuzzi, Noyac near Long Beach, furlandscaped, pond, waterfall. nished 2 BR, fplc, fenced, $2,000 +utilities. $1,500. Nov 1- March 31. (631)445-7006 (516)359-7272

EAST HAMPTON 2 beautiful, secluded acres, surrounded by nature preserves. 5 minutes from both East Hampton Village & Sag Harbor GORGEOUS 5,000 sq. ft. home. Open floor plan w/gourmet kitchen 3 separate indoor living areas! Upscale furnishings thru-out. 5 Bdrms / 5 Baths. (en suite) Each bedroom has own sitting area! Master Bdrms on each floor. Lovely heated pool/ large deck $95,000 yearly 917-848-7957 EAST HAMPTON/ SPRINGS 3 BRs, 2 bath saltbox, heated gunite pool. Brand new interior & deck. Finished basement. Private, quiet area. $2,500/ month. (917)549-3961 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660

Several studios, 1 & 2 BR Cottages starting at $1,000 per month and up. Plus a 3 BR, 2 Full Bath in Village . Walk to all.

Year Round Rentals Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 2 Baths, LR, DR, kitchen. $2,200 Year round. Also 2 bedrooms cottage $1,600 incl. utilities. (516)848-8885 (516)921-5414 WESTHAMPTON BEACH: spacious 1 BR condo, furnished, w/d, d/w, tennis, pool, no pets/ smoking. $1,250. (516)352-7694 or (516)606-1986

Weekly Rentals Bridgehampton Brand New *Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bath on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, DR, game room, 6 TVs. *Also 7 BR, 5 bath house avail with all amenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-285-2440

(516)729-7000 SAG HARBOR Newly renovated, spacious 3 bedroom, 1 bath, quiet, private, all amenities, AC units, fireplace, FDR. Bike to village and beaches, $2,850/ monthly. (631)725-7189 Sag Harbor/ Noyac: studio, full kitchen, private entrance, deck, $200/ week includes all. No smoking. Available Sept 15. (631)965-2745.

WESTHAMPTON DUNES Dune Road bayfront 6 bedroom house with pool, hot tub, CAC, fireplace, ocean beach access directly across street. Sept weekly $4,500, weekends $3,500. OctoSag Harbor Village Guest ber $3,000/ $2,500 Room, use of kitchen, $975 all ( 9 1 7 ) 6 2 3 - 0 5 2 9 inclusive, available 9/1. Walk to shops. restaurants. (212)213-4365 Sag Harbor: Walk to Long Beach, 2 Bedroom, 2 Bath, recently renovated private home, utilities not included $1800. Also available very small 1 BR Cottage, $700, utilities not included. Both Available Immediately (631)725-3282

Sagaponack: Farmhouse, SOH, renovated 5 BRs, 2 new baths, new kitchen, outdoor shower, East Quogue. 3 br, 1 ba ranch CAC, new furnishings. Year round $51k. Off season LD- MD with fireplace. $1,800 $15k. Chris (609)915-9755 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 SHELTER ISLAND waterfront immaculate, spacious, 2 bedEast Quogue. 2 br, 1 ba cot- rooms, 2 bath, LR with fireplace, kitchen, dining room, w/d, tage. $1,600 garage, dock. $1,700. FLANDERS 3 bedroom ranch, (631)742-7202 full basement, all electric, detached shed. $1,800 plus SOUTHAMPTON ranch 2 utilities. Available 10/1. bedrooms, 2 baths, furnished, (516)810-4667 granite, wood floors, $2,200 plus Flanders: Bay View Pines, huge utilities. (631)259-2026 apt. Walk to beach. No smoking/ SOUTHAMPTON: On Bay, pets. (516)456-7137 Private entrance into 2 BR, HAMPTON BAYS 2 BR home semi-furnished apartment. Walk on cul-de-sac, new EIK, new to College. $1,500 includes all! bathroom, new w/d, large back (516)680-5902 yard, near schools/ train/ town. SOUTHOLD WATERFRONT (917)687-5902 3 bedroom ranch 100' bulkhead, Southampton Village: 1 BR apt, desirable area. Great views! No suitable for one, private entrance, pets/ smoking. $1,850/ month efficiency kitchen. $900 includes plus utilities, security/ referencutilities. No smoking. es. (847)421-5581 (631)283-0730

Out of Town Vermont: Beautiful Home Nestled in the Woods. Great Golf/ Restaurants, spectacular Fall Foliage. 3 BR + Loft, Clubhouse with Pool. $350 per night. (631)678-1262

Commercial GREENPORT Great location! Front Street. Approximately 1,300 s.f. Rent $1,950. Tel. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. SAG HARBOR VILLAGE On-site parking. Several office/ retail units From $1,450 and up Up to 4,000 sf., Completely renovated (516)729-7000 Sag Harbor year round store to share. Prime Hamptons location, Main St. Must be compatible with high end custom picture framing and contemporary fine art jewelry. Steps from Jitney. (631)725-2803 Southampton Village Big shop suitable for almost any retail. Suitable for Kitchen, Showroom also. Free standing building. Also parking. (516)848-8885 (516)921-5414 WATER MILL SQUARE3,250 square feet. Prime Montauk Highway, $5,950/ $4,000/ $2,000. Offices at $325, $675, $1,000. Doctor's office $1,100. Call Ben (212)685-6500


Rooms East Hampton/ Wainscott near ocean, furnished BR/ bath, private entrance. $1,500 monthly, utilities included. (631)537-3068 HA M PT O N BAY S WATERFRONT Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $950/ Month Unfurnished $1,050/ Month Furnished $275 Weekly Furnished $100 Daily Furnished

MAKE THE SMART MOVE! Over 500 sf plus 200 sf of storage in the heart of the Village business district. Spacious reception area w rosewood built-ins plus very large private workspace. On-site parking. Owner pays utilities. $975/month net lease! Owner/ Broker (631)288-4343

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For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 SAG HARBOR/ NOYAC 2 bedrooms water view across from Long Beach, $900 each plus utilities. (917)657-6555 Sag Harbor: Village center, waterview room, includes internet/ cable, laundry. No smoking/ pets. $150 weekend, $700 month. (631)793-1121.

Hampton Bays Sept. 16, 17, 18th 1:00P.M.- 3:30 P.M. 2 Cormorant Point, Hampton Bays Pool, .84 acre, Easement to Bay. $795,000

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2EAL%STATEFOR3ALE Open Houses Southampton OPEN HOUSE Sunday Sept. 19, 11am-1pm. 126 Little Fresh Pond. Stunning pond views from the expansive deck off this stylish home. 2 story floor to ceiling windows in the great room invite for casual entertaining and relaxing. Open floor plan completely updated, 3 BRs, 2 bath. $1,395,000. Sotheby's, Ina Charkow (631)835-6100

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East Hampton: 4 BR, 2.5 bath, immaculate home on Private shy acre property. Cathedral ceilings in living room and master BR suite. French doors in living room open to heated pool, deck and beautiful landscaping. Fireplace, CAC, CVAC. Excellent rental history. $895,000. Owner (917)375-3915

Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197

Quogue. 4 br, 3 ba cape. Cathedral living/ kitchen/ dining area, fireplace, hardwood floors, full finished basement with bath, garage, central air. Best value in Quogue. $895,000

Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 East Quogue. Beautifully maintained Victorian in the village. 6 br, 5.5 ba, living room, parlor with fireplace, formal dining East Quogue: bordering room, country kitchen, detached Quogue, Georgian style 4 BR, 4 garage, inground pool. $729,500 bath, 2 yrs old, 2 car garage, landscaped, room for pool. Sale Quogue East Realty Co. $899k, or winter rental $3,500 (631) 653-9660 monthly. Owner/ Broker (631)766-5635 East Quogue. Bay Estates. Turn key cedar shingled ranch. 3 br, 2 ba, living room with fireplace, open dining kitchen area, full basement, 2 car garage, deck on 1/2 acre. $465,000

East Hampton: family park, 1983 double wide manufactured home, 3 BR, 2 bath, sun room. Hampton Bays For Sale By Owner! Stunning home on 1/2 $155,000. (631)907-4096 acre! 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, $399000. (631)594-1789. Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Atlantique, Fire Island, full ocean and Great South Bay views, as is, motivated, $890k. (631)741-6400

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Quiogue- Artist Chalet- 2 bedroom 2 bath charmer with fireplace, ROW to water, .50 acres $750,000 Exclusive Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Quiogue- New listing- Charming waterfront with tranquil views in a great neighborhood, 3 bedrooms and 2.5 baths, library, formal dining room, Pool with pool house, 2 car garage, $1,595,000 Exclusive.

Sag Harbor: 4 BR, 2 bath 100 year old house in Historic DisFlanders: New cape, 3 yrs old trict. Walk to All $949,000. on wooded 1/4 acre, 4 BR, 2 full 631-725-1743 baths, EIK, full basement, CAC, fplc, IG sprinklers, close to water Sag Harbor/ Noyac Studio Cotactivities. $319,000. tage on Upscale Cul-de-Sac. Waterviews, Potential for Expansion (516)785-4999 ext:11 $360,000. 917-355-2687, 631-725-1433 CAN YOU USE $25,000? Sag Harbor Village: 118 yr old, 2 story Traditional, LR, DR, 3 BR, 2 bath, 2 blocks from center of Village. Asking $850,000. Exclusive, K.R.McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 Hampton Bays $510,000. (Pictures online) Buy or recommend a buyer for my house in Hampton Bays & $25,000 (Finders Fee) IS YOURS! (Payable at closing with you or your recommended buyer).

Call for details daily 12-2pm. Owner (631)728-0868 Hampton Bays: Rampasture Point, large 2 BR, 2 bath ranch on shy 1/2 acre, Exclusive $519,000. Hampton Bays, Open Bayfront, 1 BR house with large loft, Exclusive $600,000. Hampton Bays, Handyman Special, 3 BR, 2.5 bath ranch, Exclusive $329,000. Flocee Realty Inc., (631)728-0487

Sag Harbor Village 2 HOUSES for the price of 1! One 2 BR, PLUS a 3 BR, 2 bath $835,000. Great for income/ live/ rent Owner (516)729-7000 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 Southampton- Spacious Townhouse! Midst 74 rolling landscaped acres with community pool, tennis and pondside sitting gazebo. Cathedral ceiling, fireplace, sunroom, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, deck, garage. Exclusive $695,000

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SOUTHAMPTON SHORES Beautiful sandy beach at end of street. Turnkey, 3 bedroom, 2 bath cape. Recently renovated with new roof, windows, heating & CAC system, renovated baths, hardwood floors throughout, gorgeous new mahogany deck, walk-out basement with 9+ foot ceilings ready to finish.

WATER MILL- PRISTINE 3 bedroom, 3 bath .58 acre. Backs Horse farm Designer Landscaping, Renovated, private $1,150,000. CALL OWNER (917)359-0293

Pool permit in place. Private association. Beach, tennis & marina. Priced to sell. $675,000 firm. For photos and details, email Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 Southampton Village- Hampton Road Subdividable Investment Opportunity! Flexible use 1.35 acres, front parcel zoned office district or pre-existing 3 apartments, rear parcel zoned single family residential. Co-Exclusive $1,350,00

Westhampton Dunes Bay side newly built 3 story Nantucket style beach house. 3,100 sq ft., 5 bedroom, 3.5 baths, stainless steel appliances, lots of decking/ panoramic views of ocean and bay. Asking $1,795,000. Elliot Gallin Real Estate 631-766-5635

Condos/Co-Ops EAST MORICHES Hart's Cove unique patio house all updated. 3/ 2, back yard overlooks pasture, pool, tennis court, marina with boat slip. $589,000. (631)878-7849

Southampton Village: 2 BR, 1 bath Darling Cottage, Walk to Village, Bike to Ocean, Perfect Hide-away $699,000. WESTHAMPTON BEACH (631)283-4622 Bath/ Tennis Club. Studio on SOUTHOLD WATERFRONT Dune Road. Marble Bath. Low 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch, .5 acre, Maintenance. $199,000. 180' bulkheaded canal. De- (917)523-7099 sirable area. Great views! WESTHAMPTON BEACH $675,000. (847)421-5581 Beautiful 3 BR Oceanfront Coop. Deal of a Lifetime! Offered in $500s. Owner (516)459-7772

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Creek front 4 bedroom, 4 bath home with gated entry.Spacious and open floor plan. Eat in kitchen, study, formal dining room.Great room with multiple sliders out to multi level decks. Other amenities include heated 20 x 40 pool, basketball court, beach volleyball and lovely views all on 1.48 acres. Motivated owners. Exclusive $1,275,000. Contact Rose Alfano 631-335-8810

Historic Village Home Situated south of the highway on a tree-lined Lane in the heart of East Hampton, this home oozes old world charm with its sprawling front porch. Boasting over 4000 square feet of living space on three levels with eight bedrooms, five baths, chef's kitchen, two fireplaces and gorgeous swimming pool.

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Eastport Encore Atlantic Shores... Luxury Condo EIK w/ granite counters & Stainless Appliances. Hardwood floors. LR & DR w/ Vaulted Ceilings & Gas fplc. MBR suite on 1st flr. Office/ Study w/ French doors. Loft w/ den, Guest BR & full bath. Laundry room & Garage. Large, private covered Patio & Rear Yard. Lovely Gardens & Views. Gated 55+ Community w/ Indoor/Outdoor Pools, Tennis & Award Winning Club House. $634,000 Rose M. Alfano, LSA (631)335-8810

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Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197

WESTHAMPTON BEACH DUNE ROAD 1 Bedroom Co-op on the beach. Owner Moving, MUST SACRIFICE. Spectacular Ocean/ Bay Views. Heated Pool, Tennis, Barbecue. Asking: $259,999. Eileen Kaufman, Prudential (631)902-9980

Quogue New Condominium Community 16 individual homes, 3 plus bedrooms and 3 plus baths, 55 years and older, $800,000- 1,400,000. Our Exclusive Westhampton Beach O C EA N F R O NT Yardarm Best Deal in Complex! 2 BR, 1.5 baths, private deck, pool, tennis. Reduced $100,000 $675,000 (917) 279-9381 (718) 875-3131 WESTHAMPTON BEACH

2% Finders Fee Beautiful 1 BR Beach Front Co-op Apt. Views facing Ocean & Bay. CAC, apt fully furnished, sleeps 4. INCLUDING FLYING SCOTT 19' SAILBOAT W/ TRAILER & mooring on the bay. see photos:

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Hampton Bays Waterfront 100' open bay, 1.1 acres. $1,200,000 East 17th Street NYC 4 Bedrooms SERENITY INFUSED Classic Flatiron full floor penthouse loft w/ private elevator Stunning, sun-drenched prewar expansive 6,000 sf condo loft, N/S/E/W expos, 6,000 sf buildable rooftop terrace. Sleek Boffi chef's kitchen, spa baths, state-of-the-art telecommunication/ recording center complete this unrivaled home. Quite simply, this penthouse is in a class by itself! $11,500,000 Debra Pinto (917)692-2790 Kinnaird Fox (917)453-7652 (212)666-1600


OCEANVIEW: 306 Bluff Road 12-2PM Come see the last vacant parcel on Bluff Road surrounded by Historic homes in the Amagansett estate section that overlook the dunes to the Atlantic Ocean. One can build a 7500 sf home with an additional 3200 s.f finished basement and 4 car garage. Grounds are park-like with lawn and mature specimen trees.

$3,500,000 EXCLUSIVE

CLOSE TO VILLAGE: 43 Old Orchard Lane 12-2 Owner wants to make a deal! Open, spacious, and light filled are words that best describe this wonderful post modern home. Ideal for a large family, there are 4 spacious bedrooms, den with bath, finished basement with bath, and grand pool house with bath and sauna. The private grounds of 1.8 acres are magnificent with tall specimen trees and border a 10 acre reserve. With heated pool, a/c, and 2 car garage. $1,595,000 EXCLUSIVE

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Quogue- 1 acre building lot in upscale subdivision, $895,000.


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Hampton Bays: 1/4 acre building lot. Exclusive, $160,000. Flocee Realty Inc., (631)728-0487

CORCORAN Amagansett Office 140 Main Street • 631.267.3900

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Quogue- South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $995,000 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE PRIME First Time Offered 3.2 Acres includes Five Half acre lots from $500,000 and up Plus a 1930's home on shy 1 acre lot Total parcel $4 million Owner (516)729-7000

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197

Sag Harbor Village: Bldg lot, wooded 1/3 acre. Asking $350,000. North Haven Village: Wooded 1/3 acre bldg lot. Asking $675,000. Exclusive. K.R. Westhampton- Waterfront, 1+ McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 acre prime location, $1,100,000 Commercial Exclusive East Quogue: excellent location, Jean Carbone Real Estate 3 storefront building with full 61 Montauk Highway basement & parking lot. ExcluQuogue, NY sive, $895,000. Flocee Realty 631-653-4197 Inc. (631)728-0487 Quogue- South of Montauk Highway, 1 acre building lot in multi million dollar neighbor, $1,900,000

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Wyoming Ranch 76,400 acres. Check it out at Price reduction Motivated Seller $10,750,000 (406)587-7653

East Hampton LAND, PRICE REDUCED: 11 Northwest Landing, 12 acres A5 Zoning Located in Northwest Woods, this is one of the last large parcels of land in the Hamptons. Build your dream home with room for pool and tennis or create subdivision possibilities. Aaron Curti 516.903.8406 or Richard Doyle 516.729.4873,



Amagansett. Lanes, 2 for 1, 1 refurbished and 1 gutted vintage home, room to expand and more. Exclusive $2.5M WEB# 31380 Dakota Arkin 631.267.7422 Amagansett. Residential lot, build your dream house on .39 acre lot, minutes to town and beaches. Exclusive $475K WEB# 6968 Claudette Dixon 631.267.7411 Amagansett. SOH stroll to ocean, 2 story 3,000 SF +/- traditional with 2car garage, room for pool and expansion. Co-Exclusive $4.6M WEB# 55427 Phyllis Estey 631.267.7431 Montauk. Full service oceanfront, custom 6,500 SF +/- stand-alone co-op built and serviced to your style. Co-Exclusive $9.95M WEB# 28744 Krae VanSickle 631.267.7400 Amagansett. Golf course and pond views, 3,200 SF +/- contemporary near village. CAC, 3-car garage, room for pool. Exclusive $1.395M WEB# 46275 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 East Hampton. New to market in Springs, easy 1,860 SF +/- contemporary on quiet cul-de-sac .5 acre, CAC, heated pool. Exclusive $725K WEB# 41737 John Taylor 631.267.7453 East Hampton. Northwest on an acre, manor-like craftsman, CAC, 2 car garage, pool, 1st floor master suite. Exclusive $1.995M WEB# 29952 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420 East Hampton. Reduced village beauty, 2006 traditional on builder's cul-de-sac acre craftsmanship and details. Exclusive $7.999M WEB# 20812 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 Amagansett. No Mansion tax, stroll to everything from 2,000 SF +/- traditional with pool on over an acre. Exclusive $999,999 WEB# 45972 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 East Hampton. Shingled Traditional, on landscaped 1/3 acre, free form gunite pool, eat-in-kitchen, CAC, CVAC, garage. Exclusive $600K WEB# 25958 Vanessa Mothes 631.267.7444 Amagansett. Airy Contemporary, north of village, CAC, room for pool, abuts nature reserve, decks and patio. Exclusive $799K WEB# 32089 Ling Li 631.267.7452 Water Mill. Waterview with pool, Peconic Bay views from balcony, CAC, garage/playroom, pool on shy acre. Exclusive $725K WEB# 44146 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426 Amagansett. Gated drive on Bluff Road, nearly new expansive well-appointed oceanview traditional, gunite pool. Exclusive $8.995M WEB# 35586 Deirdre Jowers 631.267.7412 Amagansett. Window walled Modern, .74 acre lush lanes lot with 3 bedroom 1 story modern, CAC, heated pool. Exclusive $3M WEB# 55728 Ted Goldbergh 631.267.7415 Amagansett. Summer by the sea, open contemporary with CAC, heated pool, hot tub and lots of deck. Exclusive $1.595M WEB# 44046 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402 Bridgehampton Offices 631.537.3900 /631.537.7773 Water Mill. 2 for the price of 1 Estate sale: 4 bedroom bungalow + legal cottage and room for a pool. Co-Exclusive $1.295M WEB# 50229 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Water Mill. Townhouse with pool and tennis near ocean, 3 floors, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, full basement, fireplace, low cc and taxes. Exclusive $575K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Amagansett. Dunes Land opportunity, ready to build lot with ZBA approvals for 3,000 SF +/house, pool and more. Exclusive $785K WEB# 5723 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400 Montauk Office 729D Montauk Highway • 631.668.3500 Montauk. Ditch Plains Ranch, sun and surf just steps away from your 4 bed-room ranch on quiet street. Exclusive $795K WEB# 23765 Constance Tighe 631.899.0411 Sag Harbor Office 155 Main St & Madison • 631.725.1500

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Close Located of LilyHampton Pond Lane, this 2 bed- This Peacemint and serenity can beStreet yours from this substantialbuilt resiShort Walk south to East Village: Gould traditional room 2 bath cottage located in an ocean side com- dence renovated by the current owners. Watch the swans munity hasForst a private gated entry surrounded my mulby Jack has 4 bedrooms plus den (possible 5th), baths, greatcontent. roomThere w/ swim by or kyack and3.5 canoe to your hearts timillion dollar mansions. Wonderfully renovated by are two open terraces that overlook the water off the master, fireplace & built-ins, wonderful screened porch, a/c, garage and heatprestigious builder, every detail is carefully kitchen, thought upstairs bedroom and modern kitchen. The screened porch out. The kitchen is exquisite. The living room with with waterviews is perfect for outdoor summer dining. There ed pool. Reduced from $1,950,000 to $1,650,000. Call Kim Hovey, President vaulted ceilings has marble fireplace. The master are 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, 2 fireplaces, a/c and full basement. bathher is perfection. There are two outdoor spaces, w/ Water frontage of over 375 feet! $1,750,000 EXCLUSIVE on cell: 516-527-6082. built in BBQ. $1,650,000 EXCLUSIVE Call for Appt. Call for Appt.


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Shelter Island. Bayfront Contemporary, east facing 1.87 acres with 95 ft. beach-front, room for pool and tennis. Exclusive $3.295M WEB# 10464 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426

Expansive 4,000 sq. ft. Waterfront ranch. Deep water dock leading to Peconic Bay.

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Pristine home designed to create lasting memories with family and friends. Abundance of space and privacy, with the serenity of an environmental preserve. Oversized 20x40 ft heated pool with bathhouse. Two level deck with awning. Professionally landscaped perennial gardens. 5 BR, 3.5 baths, dream kitchen with family area LR, DR, media/ game room, gym/ hobby room & 3 car garage. FOR SALE BY OWNER. $1,880,000. Contact (516)679-1880


Sag Harbor. Renovated village Cottage, plus guesthouse on .65 acres, CAC, heated pool and spa, landscaped. Exclusive $2.395M WEB# 21333 Krae VanSickle 631.267.7400

Southampton. Southampton golf country, 3 bedroom, 2 bath house on .60 acre with pool, near beach, golf, and SH Village. Exclusive $695K WEB# 11656 Katie Milligan 631.204.2622 East Hampton. Fantastic value with pool, spacious and private home just 5 minutes from village, thoughtful extras. Exclusive $699K WEB# 34615 Brook Spencer 631.907.1543 Southampton. Industrial park location, 1.4 acre light industrial parcel with 7,500 SF +/- building in Village area. Exclusive $1.999M WEB# 9904 Lylla Carter 631.702.9262

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Secluded Dunes retreat on shy acre. Pool, large deck, hot tub and screened porch Exclusive $1.595M WEB# 44046

Four bedroom, 3 bath pristine home with heated saltwater pool on a shy acre, close to village of East Hampton. Exclusive $1.849M WEB# 40606


Brian Nicholson 516.381.1360 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 9/18, 1-2:30PM. 201 COVE HOLLOW RD. Village Cottage. Georgica, 1/2 acre, pool, artist studio, South of Highway, great potential Exclusive $1.595M WEB# 22067



4,000 SF+/- house on 3 levels with highest quality details, gunite pool and pool house. Exclusive $2.395M WEB# 20594

Gene Vassel 631.324.390

Ted Lee 917.693.6273

Four+ bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 3,800 SF+/-, eat in kitchen, 2 fireplaces, full basement, heated gunite pool. Sepatate 2-car garage. Exclusive $1.999M WEB# 48536 Rich Dec 631.899.0129

Elisabeth Mills 516.819.0218

BRIDGEHAMPTON. SAT. 9/18 & SUN. 9/19, 2-3:30PM. 660 BRIDGE/ SAG TPK. First floor master, custom kitchen, open living room plus extra rooms and amenities. Exclusive $750K WEB# 28861 Sally Huns 631.537.4198




Three bedroom farmhouse, walking distance to hamlet. Exclusive $850K WEB# 23968

Stylish renovation, historic village home, 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, pool, garage, garden. Exclusive $1.485M WEB# 48909

Jack Zito 631.537.4133



Traditional home set on over 2.5 acres 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, room for pool, tennis, expansion. Exclusive $678K WEB# 28165

New listing, fabulous 5 bedroom home in fantastic condition on park like property. Exclusive $1.595M WEB# 24248

Robert Lohman 516.398.9829

David Butland 631.204.2602




Southampton Village turnkey. Magnificent renovation, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Room for pool. Co-Exclusive $1.295M WEB# 22885

Four bedrooms, 3 baths set on private .5 acre with pool. Close to the best beaches, restaurants and shops that the Hamptons has to offer. Exclusive $749K WEB# 30229

Barbara Gray 631.204.2607

Beth Marano 631.897.5046


QUOGUE. SAT. 9/18 & SUN. 9/19, 2-4PM. 33 OGDEN LANE.



One level 3 bedroom, 2 bath home a block from the water. Just Listed. Exclusive $599K WEB# 46471

Five bedroom, 5.5 bath house. Wonderful living and entertaining spaces. Views from every room. Co-Exclusive $6.995M WEB# 26430

South of the highway 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath ranch. Converted garage and finished basement. Endless possibilites. Co-Exclusive $640K WEB# 47524

In protected cove, dock for large. boat, top of the line 5 bedroom, 3.5 bath, waterfront pool. Exclusive $1.795M WEB# 21810

Seven bedrooms, 7.5 baths, a carriage house, pool and tennis court. Great value in this 6,000 SF+/- traditional residence with sunlit vaulted interiors. Once inside some of the features include grand living room, cozy library, wonderful dining room for entertaining, 3 brick fireplaces spacious kitchen with adjoining sunroom. Co-Exclusive $5.495M WEB# 22902 Tim Davis 631.283.7300 ext.211


Robert Lohman 516 398 9829

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 9/18, 1-3PM. 163 WARFIELD WAY. Four bedroom cape has cathedral ceiling living room, large kitchen, first floor master. Exclusive $749K WEB# 37924

David Butland 631.204.2602

Ruth Stritehoff 631.702.9249

Martha B. Lewis 631.723.4431

1:30-3:30PM. 2 LONGVIEW ROAD.

Lovely well landscaped home with 3 bedrooms and 4 baths. Pool, 2 fireplaces, CAC. Exclusive $795K WEB# 45547 Barbara Gray 631.204.2607

Lori LaMura 631.723.4415

Susan Ribeiro 631.723.4434

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Dan's Papers Sept. 17, 2010  

Dan's Papers, the 51-year-old bible of the Hamptons, is owned by Manhattan Media, a multi-media publishing company based in New York City,...

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Dan's Papers, the 51-year-old bible of the Hamptons, is owned by Manhattan Media, a multi-media publishing company based in New York City,...