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6XQǧSP /LJKWKRXVH5G6RXWKROGǧ Spectacular custom home with dramatic views of the Sound features 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 4 ďŹ replaces, formal dining room, grand living room, gourmet eat-in kitchen, 2-car garage, surround sound, intercom and alarm. Jacuzzi and stairway to your private beach. Web# 2096785 0DWWLWXFN2IČ&#x160;FH 6XQǧSP 6RXWKČ&#x160;HOGV5RDG$TXHERJXHǧ Resort style entertaining! Renovated, expanded ranch on shy acre with in-ground heated pool and loaded with amenities. Sale includes pool furniture, gazebo and gas BBQ. Bring your bathing suit and checkbook! Web# *1019551 6RXWKROG2IČ&#x160;FH 6XQǧSP &OHDUYLHZ$YHQXH6RXWKROGǧ Modern 3 bedroom ranch on a beautiful .6 acre property in Southold Park District. Web # *1022960 6RXWKROG2IČ&#x160;FH








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CHELSEA 92 7th Ave., Between 15th and 16th St.( Opp. Jenson Lewis)  CHELSEA 49 West 23rd St. (Next to PC Richard’s)  CHELSEA 22 West 14th St. (Next to Dee & Dee)  EAST SIDE 157 East 57th Street (Bet 3rd Ave & Lexington) EAST SIDE 969 Third Avenue (at 57th Street)  EAST SIDE 962 Third Ave. & 58th St. (Between 57th & 58th) FIFTH AVENUE 425 Fifth Ave & 38th St. (Opposite Lord & Taylor) FINANCIAL DISTRICT 83 Maiden Lane (At Liberty Ave,) Grand Opening FIRST AVENUE 1115 First Ave (Opp. Bed, Bath & Beyond)  GRAMERCY PARK 201 E. 23rd St, 2nd Fl. (nr. Zeller Tuxedo) HARLEM 169 E. 125th Street (Between 3rd & Lexington, Opp Pathmark) HARLEM 2150 Third Ave. (Between 117th & 118th St) HERALD SQUARE 36 W. 34th St (Between 5th & 6th) LEXINGTON AVE 810 Lexington Ave. (Between 62nd & 63rd) LINCOLN TUNNEL AREA 475 9th Avenue (Next to H&R Block) LOWER EAST SIDE 250 East Houston St. (Btwn Ave A & B) LOWER EAST SIDE 138 Delancey St. (Near Dunkin Donuts)



MANHATTANVILLE 166 W. 125th St. (Opposite Powell Offices) MIDTOWN WEST 16 W. 57th St (Between 5th & 6th Near Brookstone) MURRAY HILL 192 Lexington Avenue (Formerly Ethan Allen) PARK AVE SOUTH 440 Park Ave South (Btwn 29th & 30th Streets) SOHO 176 Avenue of the Americas (Corner of Spring Street) TRIBECA 140 Church St. (Between Warren & Chambers) UNION SQUARE 874 Broadway at East 18th St. (Near ABC Carpet)  UPPER EAST SIDE 336 East 86th St. (Next to Gristede’s)  UPPER EAST SIDE 337 East 86th St. (Btwn 1st/2nd, Opp. Gristede’s)   UPPER WEST SIDE 2080 Broadway & 72nd St (2nd Fl.) Enter on Broadway UPPER WEST SIDE 2330 Broadway (Between 84th & 85th St./2nd Floor) UPPER WEST SIDE 2804 Broadway (1 block North of Gristedes) UPPER WEST SIDE 120 W. 72nd St (Btwn Columbus & Amsterdam) UPPER WEST SIDE 747 Columbus Ave. (Next to Rite Aid) UPTOWN 2581 Broadway 2nd Floor (Between 97th & 98th Streets) WASHINGTON HEIGHTS 611-615 W. 181st St. (Near Chase Bank)

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Hampton Jitney

Effective Thurs., Aug. 28 through Wed., Sept. 3, 2008

5:05 6:15

8:20 10:20 12:20 2:20 3:20


5:50 6:20

7:20 8:35 10:20

Quogue Westhampton

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8:30 10:30 12:30 2:30 3:30 8:40 10:40 12:40 2:40 3:40

5:00 5:10

6:00 6:30 6:10 6:40

7:30 8:45 10:30 7:40 8:55 10:40

Manorville Airport Connection

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7:20 8:45 10:30 12:30 2:30


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Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St.

7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 8:30 9:30 11:30 1:30 8:35 9:35 11:35 1:35 8:40 9:40 11:40 1:40

Mon thru Sat 3:30

Fri Only 4:30

3:35 3:40

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Sun & Mon 9:30

6:35 6:40

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Westhampton Quogue

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11:50 11:55

1:50 1:55

3:50 3:55

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7:50 7:55

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Manhattan / 40th St.



See Dan’s North Fork Section for our North Fork Line Run!

W Sun & Mon 3:15 3:20

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10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 1:00 10:05 11:05 — 12:05 1:05

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— 5:05

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— 6:45

— 7:15

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— 9:15

— 10:00 — — — 1:00 10:00 10:15 11:15 11:45 12:15 1:15

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— 5:30

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10:15 10:30 11:30 12:00• 12:30 1:30 — 10:55 — — 12:55 1:55

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3:30 3:55

5:00 5:25

5:30 5:45• 6:30 — — 6:55

7:30 7:55

— —

8:45 9:10

9:45 10:30 11:30 — 10:55 11:55

Airport Connection  5:35 Midtown Manhattan  5:45

6:35 6:45

6:45 7:00

7:05 7:20

8:35 8:45

9:35 9:45

9:50 10:20 11:20 12:05 12:20 1:20 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:15 12:30 1:30

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4:35 4:45

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9:20 9:50 10:35 11:35 12:20 1:20 9:30 10:00 10:45 11:45 12:30 1:30

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Fri Only

7 Days

Manhattan / 86th St. 5:30


Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection

5:35 5:40 6:00

6:35 6:40 7:00



Manorville Southampton

7:25 8:00

8:25 9:30 — 10:30 — 11:30 — — 9:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00

Water Mill


9:05 10:05 10:35 11:05 11:35 12:05 12:35 1:05

Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Wainscott

8:15 — 8:20

9:15 10:15 10:45 11:15 — 12:15 12:45 1:15 — — — 11:20 11:50 — — — 9:20 10:20 — 11:20 — 12:20 — 1:20

East Hampton Amagansett Napeague

8:30 8:40 8:55

9:30 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 9:40 10:40 11:10 11:40 12:10 12:40 1:10 9:55 10:55 — 11:55 — 12:55 —

2:30 3:30 4:00 2:40 3:40 4:10 2:55 3:55 —

4:30 5:00 5:50‡ 6:30‡ 6:50‡ 7:15 7:40‡ 4:40 5:10 6:00‡ 6:40‡ 7:00‡ 7:25 7:50‡ 4:55 — 6:15‡ — 7:15‡ — 8:00‡

— — —


9:00 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00

3:00 4:00


6:20‡ 7:00‡ 7:20‡

B. Heights B. Heights Park Slope Park Slope Park Slope


8:30 8:35 8:45 8:50 8:55

Ambassador Class Service


Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17” leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service.


The “Bonacker” Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Fri. & Westbound Sun. & Mon.


Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th.


These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Thurs. & Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. & Mon. (Westbound).

These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun.


These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway. This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops.

Montauk Line- These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. Westhampton Line- These trips guarantee WH Line passengers will not transfer on the days noted above.

This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed.





9:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:30 1:00

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9:00 9:30 11:00

7:35 7:40 8:00

8:05 8:10 8:30

8:35 8:40 9:00

9:05 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:35 1:05 9:10 9:40 10:10 10:40 11:40 12:40 1:10 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 1:00 1:30

1:35 2:05 1:40 2:10 2:00 2:30

2:35 3:05 2:40 3:10 3:00 3:30

3:35 3:40 4:00

4:05 4:10 4:30

4:35 5:05 4:40 5:10 5:00 5:30

5:05 5:35 5:10 5:40 5:30 6:00

6:05 6:10 6:30

6:35 7:05 6:40 7:10 7:00 7:30

7:35 7:40 8:00

8:05 8:35 8:10 8:40 8:30 9:00

9:05 9:35 11:05 9:10 9:40 11:10 9:30 10:00 11:30




9:50 10:20 10:50 11:20 12:20 1:20 1:50

2:25 2:55

3:25 3:55





7:25 7:55


8:50 9:20

9:50 10:20 11:50

3:30 — 4:50‡ — 5:50‡ — 6:45‡M — 4:00 4:30 5:20‡ 6:00‡ 6:20‡ 6:45 7:10‡ 7:30

7:35 8:00

8:05 8:30

8:35 — 9:35 10:00 — 11:00 11:30 1:00 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 1:30

2:05 3:05 3:35

4:05 4:35 5:25‡ 6:05‡ 6:25‡ 6:50 7:15‡ 7:35



9:05 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:05 11:35 12:05 1:35

2:15 3:15 3:45 2:20 — — 2:20 3:20 3:50

4:15 4:45 5:35‡ 6:15‡ 6:35‡ 7:00 7:25‡ — 4:20 — — — 6:40‡ — — 7:50 4:20 4:50 5:40‡ — 6:40‡ 7:05 7:30‡ —

8:15 — 8:20

8:45 9:15 — — 10:45 11:15 11:45 12:15 1:45 — 9:20I 9:50 10:20 — — 11:50 — — — 9:20 — — 10:50 — 11:50 12:20 1:50

1:30 1:40 — —

1:30 2:30 — 2:00 3:00 3:30


Fri READ DOWN PM AM LIGHT PM BOLD Only Park Slope - 4th Avenue & 9th Street 5:30 Park Slope - 4th Avenue & Union Street 5:35 Boerum Hill - Atlantic Avenue & 3rd Avenue 5:45 B. Heights -Tillary St. between 6:00 Cadman Plaza East & West

NORTH Fri FORK LINE PM Park Slope Park Slope Boerum Hill B. Heights

Only 5:30 5:35 5:45 6:00

Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk

Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport

8:00 8:05 8:10 8:15 8:20 8:25 8:35 8:40 8:45 8:55

7:50 8:15 8:20 8:30 8:35 8:45 8:55 9:10 9:15

Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on the other side. This trip will not go to Manorville on Fridays.




7:50 8:30 9:00 9:30 — 8:00 8:40 9:10 9:40 — 8:10 8:55N — 9:55 — 8:20 9:00N — 10:00 —

10:30 11:00 11:35 12:00 12:30 2:00 10:40 11:10 11:45 12:10 12:40 2:10 — — — 12:25 — 2:25 —


Westbound Fri PM — — — — — 12:15 12:40

LW Mon PM 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:45 6:50 7:00 7:25

Tue AM 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:55






Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Watermill Southampton Manorville Lower Manhattan


To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE (from Lower Manhattan)

Eastbound READ DOWN


Battery Park City South End Avenue & Albany Across from Gristedes Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. - Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank South Street Seaport Pearl St. & Fulton St. - East Side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy’s

Fri PM




CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes. ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search.

Peter Cooper Village 1st Ave. & 23rd St. - East Side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education Building 4:55

RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows” may be charged full fare.

Manorville Southampton Watermill Bridgehampton

6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25

Wainscott East Hampton

7:30 7:40



TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. Trip availability is subject to change — always call or refer to our website to confirm schedule. DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN SERVICE: Introducing Hampton Jitney Service to and from Lower Manhattan on Friday, Sunday & Monday.

To Lower Manhattan MONTAUK LINE


BLOCK ISLAND FERRY CONNECTION - Ask about our convenient DIRECT service to and from midtown Manhattan/ Queens & Viking Ferry in Montauk. Departs Fri. Sat., Sun. & Mon. See trips with the above for departure times. Call or view our website for further details. To contact Viking Ferry: 631.668.5700.

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Tues Sun thru Mon & Sat Fri 7 Days

Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes.


Thurs Thurs & & Fri 7 Days Fri


8:30 8:35 8:45 8:50 8:55


Thurs Tues thru I Thurs thru N Sat 7 Days Sat 7 Days & Fri


4:10 4:15 4:25 4:30 4:35


Mon Sun Fri & Sat thru thru Sat 7 Days Only 7 Days Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Fri


B. Heights - Cadman Pl. & Clark St. B. Heights - Court St. & Joralemon St. Park Slope - Union St. & 4th Ave. Park Slope - Prospect Park W. & 2nd St. Park Slope - 9th St. & 4th Ave.

Mon PM Only 5:40 5:50 5:55 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:15 6:20 6:25 6:30

8:20 8:30

Sun ‡ Mon Wed ‡ Sun & ‡ Fri Fri Tues & thru 7 Days Only 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only Fri Sat

B.I. Ferry Connection B.I. Ferry Sat Connection


5:00 5:05 5:20 5:30 5:40 5:50 6:05 6:15 6:40




7:35 7:45


Fri & Sat


— 6:20




— — — — — — — 2:00 —

9:50 10:50


Montauk Napeague Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville

Greenport Southold Peconic Cutchogue Mattituck Laurel Jamesport Aquebogue Riverhead Tanger Outlet

Trip Notes



W Sun & Mon 10:30 10:35




Mon PM Only

W Fri thru Tues 9:30 9:35

5:55 6:00



Fri PM Only


Sun SH• Only 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 9:30 — 11:00 11:30 12:30 1:30 — — 9:35 — — 11:35 12:35 1:35 — —

To Brooklyn BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End (Eastbound) To Brooklyn (Westbound) MONTAUK LINE


W W 7 Days Sun &  Mon B.I. Ferry Connection W SH•Only P.U. at Ferry W Thurs Sun 6:20 PM W I Sunthru (Westside Sun, Mon Sun & W Mon & 7 Days Tues NOT avail.) 7 Days & Tues Mon 7 Days Tues 3:45 — 4:45 5:30 6:30 7:00 7:45 — 3:50 — 4:50 5:35 6:35 7:05 7:50 —


To The Hamptons




4:55 5:00


Tues thru Sat 9:00

7 Days 7 Days 5:30 6:30



Southampton Manorville



East Hampton Wainscott




Water Mill




W Sun & Mon 10:15


To The Hamptons Eastbound


W Sun W Mon & Mon Sun & W Tues Only 7 Days Mon 7 Days 4:45 5:45 6:15 7:15 8:30





East Quogue


Montauk Napeague

Hampton Bays






Sun thru thru Fri. Fri SH,MA• SH,MA• W Sun Fri & Fri & Only Sat Tues thru Sat 7 Days Sat Sat 7 Days Only 7 Days Only 7 Days 7 Days Fri 4:30 — — 6:30 — 7:30 — — 4:35 — — 6:35 — 7:35 — —


Mon Fri thru thru Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7Days 7 Days Tues 7 Days 5:00 6:10 8:15 10:15 12:15 2:15 3:15



Westbound ¬

To Manhattan Westbound

To Manhattan


Labor Day Week Schedule

Lower Manhattan Westbound MTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations: • • • • •

2nd Ave. & 34th St. • State St. & Battery 2nd Ave. & 22nd St. Place (Bowling Green 2nd Ave. & 14th St. Subway Station) 2nd Ave. & 9th St. • Church St. & Cortlandt West Side of Allen St. St. (Connection to & E. Houston St. Path Trains to N.J.) • West Side of Pearl St. • South End Avenue & Fulton St. • North Side of Water St. & Broad St. 1146344

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Many parents don’t realize how early dental problems can occur, or just how important those “baby teeth” are! Prolonged and frequent bottle or breast feeding can cause baby bottle tooth decay. Diets high in sugar from fruit rollups, sticky candies, juice and soda can also cause lots of cavities. Thumb and pacifier habits can cause malformations of the palate. Children are not done losing their baby teeth until they are 12-13 years old! These teeth hold the spaces for permanent teeth, shape your child’s face, and help with speech, eating and chewing. Dr. Nancy Cosenza specializes in dentistry for children from infancy to their teenage years. At Hampton Pediatric Dental Associates, we know that not only children, but their

teeth, are entirely different from adults. In fact, pediatric dentists require 2 years’ additional training and education beyond dental school! (There are only 5,000 pediatric dentists in the U.S. and we’re the only pediatric dental practice in the Hamptons!) Our office is colorfully painted and cheerfully designed a definite “kid-friendly” environment. Our staff is geniunely warm and cheerful too! Call us at (631) 287-8687 if you have any questions or would like to arrange an appointment. Remember that good dental habits and experiences started in childhood will last a lifetime! We know how to make kids leave the dentist’s chair smiling -- and their parents, too!

NOW W AVAILABLE Digital Radiography uses 80% less Radiation with x-rays for your child!

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URGENT NOTICE If you own a pool: On July 22nd the Southampton Town Board passed a new law effective October 1, 2008.This law mandates solar heating as the only lawful method of heating a pool, whether the heater is being used as a replacement or for a new installation. The Long Island pool industry supports the intent of the law, which is to decrease energy use, and promote energy efďŹ ciency. However, the law as it is written unfairly affects all pool owners in the Town of Southampton who wish to heat their pool. s-ANYPOOLOWNERSALREADYPRACTICEGOODENERGYCONSERVATION through use of energy efďŹ cient heaters and solar products. s4HISLAWUNNECESSARILYMANDATESAVERYLIMITEDANDOFTENINEFFECTIVEWAYTOHEATAPOOL In fact, many homes are simply not good candidates for solar system installation. s)NDEED THEREAREMANYENVIRONMENTALLYSOUNDWAYSTOPROMOTEOVERALLENERGY efďŹ ciency for swimming pools that are not addressed in this law. Supervisor Kabot and the Southampton Town Board did not even consider these alternatives.

This law was passed in great haste, without researching alternatives or considering community concerns. You should call and write Supervisor Kabot and each member of the Town Board. Urge them to delay the 10/1 enactment of this unfair law, and to consider better ways to promote energy efďŹ ciency for swimming pools.

Contact your elected ofďŹ cials: Hon. Linda Kabot, Supervisor 631-283-6055 Town Council OfďŹ ce: 631-287-5745 Hon. Nancy Graboski Hon. Chris Nuzzi Hon. Dan Russo Hon. Anna Throne-Holst Southampton Town Hall 116 Hampton Road Southampton NY 11968

LIPSA provides education and direction to pool and spa industry professionals while working to promote consumer conďŹ dence. LIPSA members are dedicated to a Code of Ethics which includes unselďŹ sh service to the public, making the largest contribution possible to the health,safety and welfare of the public in the installation, maintenance and operation of swimming pools,spas and hot tubs, and to encouraging research and the development of new materials, techniques and methods..

For more information on this important issue, or for more energy-saving ideas for your pool: email or contact us at L.I.P.S.A., PO Box 122 Westhampton NY 11977 Tel. 877-454-6774 Find local members online at 1147677

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Southampton Hospital just did something no hospital in New York City was able to do.

We received the highest rating for patient safety. It’s true. HealthGrades, the nation’s leading independent auditor of hospitals, just awarded us five stars for patient safety – the highest rating possible. Only 249 hospitals in the country won this award, and not one of them was in New York City. At Southampton Hospital we strive to provide the highest quality of care and we commend every member of our staff for their tireless work. This is great news for all of us who work at Southampton Hospital, and more important – it’s great news for everyone in the community. 631-726-8200


The Healthcare Heart of Your Community


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Looking for Monster 2 Evan Finnegin, the Man Who Found theMontauk Monster, is Depressed By Dan Rattiner Everybody wonders who it was who came upon the “Montauk Monster” on Shagwong Beach in Montauk three weeks ago. His name is Evan Finnegin and he’s given many interviews — to CBS, to USA Today, to The Christian Science Monitor, to The Wall Street Journal, the list goes on and on — but for each one, he’s asked that his name be kept out of the paper. He was just this honest fisherman who happened to stumble upon this dead creature with a beak, fur on some parts of its body and not on others, fangs, three-toed paws and a tail. Because of him, the Montauk Monster has become a huge hit nationwide. The Monster has been mentioned on “The Tonight Show,” there have been songs written about it, there are t-shirts with its picture on them, there are videos made of it on YouTube, there are cartoon strips about him, and there are made-up stories about how there’s a whole school of them out there, and how he came here after being zapped at the Animal Disease Center on Plum Island. But then, about a week ago, Finnegin had a Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan's Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities is currently available wherever books are sold. It makes a great gift for houseguests.

change of heart. He decided that in the future, for all interviews, he would let his name be used. But nobody called. And that’s because the Montauk Monster has played itself out. It’s old news.

The following day, he called me up at Dan’s Papers to give me some news. “I found another creature on the beach,” he said. “It’s entirely different. I think this is going to be even bigger than the Montauk Monster.” “Why are you calling me about this?” I asked. “Because you got this whole thing started with the national media. I sent a picture of the monster to your son David, David forwarded it

to you, and then you published it. So that’s how it got on Fox News and then out all around the world.” “So you want me to do that again?” “Yes.” “Okay, I’ll have a look at it. But if it’s icky just bring over a picture of it.” “It’s not icky,” he said. Finnegin came into my office the next day, Tuesday, with a big wooden box. He sat in a chair opposite me, with the box on his lap. “Want to have a look?” “Does it bite?” “No.” “Is it dead?” “Yes. Just like the Montauk Monster.” Finnegin opened the box. Inside was what appeared to me to be a very big starfish. Except it had six points instead of five. “Where did you get this?” I asked. “Same place. Shagwong Point. Isn’t it amazing? This is going to be even bigger than the Montauk Monster.” “I don’t think so,” I said. “But it’s got six points instead of five. Nobody’s ever seen a six-pointed starfish. It came from outer space.” “I really don’t think people would be interested in this. So it’s a six-pointed starfish.” Finnegin looked disappointed. “But it’s a six(continued on page 38)

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pointed starfish,” he said, his voice trailing off. Then he brightened. He raised an index finger. “You don’t think this is it? I’ll go out to see what else is out there,” he said. “I’ll be back.” The secretary escorted him down the stairs and off to the front door. She later told me that on his way down, he showed her what was in the box, and she said she thought it was a Jewish starfish. “He didn’t seem amused,” she said. “But then he walked out the front door with it, taking big purposeful strides.” The next day, Wednesday, Finnegin was back. And again he came upstairs with a big wooden box, this time a wooden box even bigger than the one he’d had before. “You’re not going to believe this,” he said as

he opened it. “It’s amazing.” Inside was a big boulder, about one foot in diameter, shaped like a potato. I wondered how he had even gotten it up the stairs. “I got this on the beach at the False Bar by the lighthouse,” he said. “It’s a boulder,” I said. “Yes, but it’s not just ANY boulder. Look at it from this angle.” He turned it slightly sideways. “What do you see?” “I don’t see anything.” “From this side, it’s a profile of Jimmy Carter. Exact. It’s exactly like Jimmy Carter. Is that unbelievable?” “I don’t think this is as good as the Monster,” I told him. “You don’t?” he asked.

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“I don’t think any of the networks would be interested in this.” His shoulders slumped again. He took a deep breath. “Well, I’ll be back,” he said. And he got up, straightened his shoulders and struggled with the big box with the stone in it down the stairs. The next day, Thursday, he had a much smaller wooden box. “What’s in that?” I asked. “THIS is going to be my shot heard round the world in the publicity department. This is going to make the Montauk Monster look like chopped liver.” He leaned forward. “You can say you knew me when,” he whispered. He slowly opened the little box. In it was a clam. Sticking out from it was something that looked like a finger with a fingernail on it. But closer inspection revealed it was just a spongy piece of wetland vegetation shaped like a tuber. I told him that is what it looked like. “But who knows that? Huh? Some people will





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say that the clam ate a person, and all that’s left is this finger and fingernail. Other people will say that this is the finger of an alien who is trying to emerge from a clam to take over the world. Who’s to say?” “I don’t think the media is going to be interested in this, though,” I said. “Well, would you try?” “Okay,” I said. “I’ll try.” Finnegin really is a nice person, most of the time. And so he left it with me, issuing forth great encouragements about making my magic phone calls. “Mention my name,” was the last thing he said before he went down the stairs. I did call Fox News, but they weren’t interested. I tried Newsweek, I tried The Christian Science Monitor, I tried CBS. The next day, when he brought in a dead squirrel with white markings on its feet that made the animal look like it was wearing tennis shoes, I had to give him the bad news. He burst into tears. “I keep trying and trying,” he said. “I go out there and there’s all this (continued on page 44)

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An Extraordinary Week Murder in Southampton, Fundraisers & Bigotry in WHB By Dan Rattiner Extraordinary things happen in the Hamptons. But last week there were three very extraordinary things. Two of them happened as a result of the event at the Southampton Publick House on Wednesday, August 6. Just before midnight, a bouncer asked a man who was dancing on a table to please get down. The man on the table was 6’1” Anthony Oddone, age 25. The bouncer was 6’4” Andrew Reister, age 40. What happened after that will be discussed in court, where Oddone will soon stand trial for second-degree murder. He got Reister in a chokehold and, try as anyone might, nobody present could pry his fingers off Reister’s neck. Reister died.

According to those who knew him, Reister was one of the nicest people to ever walk this planet. Born and raised in Southampton, he was a family man with a wife of nearly 20 years and two young children. In Hampton Bays, where he had a home, he was a Little League coach. He worked full-time at the Riverhead County Jail as a corrections officer, and often led drives to raise money for other corrections officers in need. He played golf on the weekends and for extra money moonlighted at the Publick House. In Riverhead, after this tragedy, other corrections officers set up a fund to raise money for Reister’s widow. Oddone, also a golfer, was on the golf team at the college he attended, and in the summer

worked full-time as a caddy at The Bridge, a private golf club in Bridgehampton. After this tragedy, the father of Oddone’s girlfriend sent an e-mail to the press that said he knew Oddone to be a fine young man, and was absolutely horrified at what had happened. The first extraordinary thing that happened as a result of this awful tragedy is that the inmates at the jail in Riverhead have set up their own fund to help Reister’s widow. The second is that at The Bridge, the golf club has set up a fund so the members can help pay for Oddone’s legal representation. In a press release announcing the creation of this fund, the club stated that everyone who knew Oddone — (continued on the next page)

FORMER WHB DPTY. MAYOR TO LEAVE HOMETOWN By Ian Stark Former Westhampton Beach Deputy Mayor Tim Laube reports that he continues to deal with anti-Semitism because of his feelings toward the construction of an eruv around a local synagogue. The situation has become so inflamed — with Laube receiving threatening, anti-Semitic phone messages — that he has chosen to leave his home town. According to Laube, who grew up in Westhampton Beach, the attacks began following the release of a June 12 advertisement in The Southampton Press placed by a group called The Westhampton Beach Alliance for

the Separation of Church and State (WHBASCS). Laube had been running for mayor against incumbent Conrad Teller, and he first saw the signs of bias problems following a town meeting where he claims he was unexpectedly and repeatedly asked if he supported the construction of an eruv around Westhampton Beach. The eruv — an invisible boundary that would allow Orthodox members of the synagogue to observe traditional Shabbat rules concerning the carrying of children and belongings across a property line — requires lines on utility poles and would need approval through the village board.

But the proposal was met with some opposition. Those against it feared, erroneously, that it would mean the Jewish population could cross others’ private property, and that village stores could eventually become subject to Shabbat rules (like venues located in other areas with large Jewish populations, such as Lawrence in Nassau County), and have to close during the Sabbath day. Laube feels that concern is a “smokescreen” for a more disturbing truth: that an eruv would inspire an influx of Jews into the Westhampton Beach community. He bases his feeling on experiences he had (continued on page 74)

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and you get to know the caddies pretty well when you spend the day on a golf course with them at a private club — say that Oddone was a fine young man. They also say that their hearts go out to the family of the victim of this tragedy. The third extraordinary thing that happened this past week was not on the plus side, as far as I am concerned. It happened in Westhampton Beach, when the rabbi there called for everyone in the town to come to the synagogue to get information about an eruv. The rabbi had proposed that an eruv, which is a thin line on telephone poles that encircles a town, be put in Westhampton Beach. With the line up, Orthodox Jews — and about 30 percent of the congregation is Orthodox — could go to services during the Jewish Sabbath by pushing babies in


carriages or strollers rather than carrying them as they walk what is for certain congregants a very long distance from their homes to the synagogue on Sunset Avenue in that town. The proposal to put up the eruv was made to both the lighting company with the poles and to members of the village board, who have jurisdiction, last spring. And although there are eruvs in many cities and towns all over America — there’s even one around the White House — and although the courts have decided a city or town cannot refuse to have an eruv unless there are very compelling reasons, there was nevertheless considerable opposition expressed to the erection of an eruv in Westhampton Beach. There was so much opposition, including anti-Semitic phone calls and e-mails (anonymously of course), that the rabbi had withdrawn his proposal, saying he wanted to instead reconsider it in the fall after having a few educational meetings with the townspeople about what an eruv was or was not. At the synagogue, the rabbi was planning to report that the Bible says you cannot do any work on the Sabbath, which is from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown. You cannot carry things. You cannot lift things. You cannot turn

on electricity or use a car. And though rabbis long ago said there were a few emergency exceptions to this inside the Jewish home, such as pushing strollers and baby carriages, out on the public streets the law would be strictly enforced. Nevertheless, he would tell them, years later, that the rabbis made a further interpretation which said that if you could put a string high up around a town on poles, it would be symbolically interpreted as the walls of your home. Thus, the exceptions allowed in your own home would be allowed in your extended home. And that’s why they needed an eruv. Indeed, he would tell them, probably the only difference anybody would notice was that Orthodox women would be pushing baby carriages to the synagogue as they walked, rather than carrying children. But for most who came, he never got that far. After just the first 10 minutes of the meeting, nearly half the people attending the meeting in the synagogue angrily got up and walked out. The reason was that Joel Cohen, a respected member of the synagogue who had been chosen to moderate this event, began the meeting by reading aloud 32 hateful anti-Semitic e-mails that had been sent to Jewish community mem(continued on page 50)


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Bang Get Ready for the Big July 4 Fireworks in East Hampton &Montauk By Dan Rattiner I was talking to a friend of mine who owns the Memory Motel in Montauk about how the fireworks went in that town on the Fourth of July. The answer was that they didn’t have them. “Last year, they had the Fourth of July fireworks on a Saturday in the middle of October,” he said. “Why did they do that?” “You should ask the Montauk Chamber of Commerce that question. Every year we’ve had them over at Umbrella Beach on the ocean on the Fourth of July, but then last year, after all the tourists had gone home, they fired them all

off on October 6, I think it was. “Scared the hell out of everybody. I was here in the motel. All of a sudden outside, there’s all these explosions — I figured some propane tanks had exploded. I ran outside. The guys at the gas station across the way ran outside, and so did the folks who own the diner here. It was dusk. Sure scared the hell out of everybody.” I did talk to the Chamber of Commerce about this, and they said they decided there are really too many people in town to hold the fireworks on the Fourth of July. So they saved them for Montauk’s Fall Festival, which comes every fall to try to lure people out from the city even though it’s after Labor Day. They’re going

to do it this year, too. And they told me the date, which I forgot to write down, but it’s either Saturday, September 13, or Saturday, September 20. Saturday night September 13 is better, and I will tell you why. On the 20th, the only thing that happened that was important in American history was the big Paoli Massacre of 1777. The revolution had begun. A contingent of about 200 American soldiers were sleeping in a camp outside of Paoli, Pennsylvania when an entire army of British Redcoats, 5,000 in all, snuck into the camp and bayoneted them all while they slept. (continued on the next page)

QUOGUE VILLAGE LEAVES ITSELF DEFENSELESS By Dan Rattiner I was invited to the Quogue Library two Sundays ago to be the featured author for their weekly “Conversations with the Author” series. It seemed appropriate that I was there, because downtown Quogue is just about as peaceful and lovely as it was when I first went there a half a century ago. And my book, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, is certainly largely a celebration of the peace and quiet that I once knew in the rest of the Hamptons. I read to about 150 people under a tent on the lawn of that library.

Without a doubt, however, there are soon going to be big changes in downtown Quogue if things continue as they have in the rules and regulations department. The proverbial barn door has been left wide open. There is no zoning law or historic district designation created that could prevent any historic buildings from going under the wrecker’s ball, as there is in many of the other towns in the Hamptons. This makes no sense to me whatsoever. The centerpiece to downtown Quogue is Quogue Street itself, which runs in a great arc for a mile and a half through the center of that village. Historic old mansions and churches —

and the library — line both sides of it for the whole way, except for one intersection, where Jessup Avenue shoots off to the north. Here, there is a “downtown,” which consists of exactly five little stores. And that’s it. If you look at postcards of downtown Quogue, you will invariably see the beautiful old Inn at Quogue, a colonial-era building of three floors and perhaps 40 tiny rooms that sits behind a picket fence right on the corner of the “downtown” intersection. Today, that building is still there, and it still functions as an inn, and now includes a restau(continued on page 70)

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It’s not a particularly celebratory event if you ask me. But if it has to be then, I’d pick September 13, because it was that night in 1814 that the British attacked Fort McHenry in Baltimore, bombarding it and trying to get around it so they could set fire to that town. They fought for it all night, and in a hotel in Baltimore not far away, Francis Scott Key watched it all out a window and in the morning when our flag was still there, he wrote the famous poem that later got turned into our National Anthem. That would be a good thing to fire off fireworks about. On the other hand, there’s October 11. I have just learned that Montauk’s Fall Festival is not in September at all this year. It is once again being held in October — to be specific, October 11 — and so that is when the fireworks are going off. On that date in 1776, Brigadier General Benedict Arnold fought a naval battle against the British on Lake Champlain. He lost. This was before was convicted of being a traitor. Hooray for Benedict Arnold. Meanwhile, in East Hampton, they’ve also set a date for this year’s Fourth of July fireworks, which they did not set off on the Fourth of July because they didn’t want to scare some endangered birds that were nesting on Main Beach in that town on Independence Day. So the new date for the Fourth of July fireworks in East Hampton is August 30, which is the date in 1776 that the American Army under George Washington, after being defeat-


ed on the plains of Brooklyn the day before, retreated in a fog across the East River to Manhattan to get away without being captured by the Redcoats. Or, if you don’t like that, you could consider 1781, when a French fleet of 24 ships headed up by Admiral Comte de Grasse defeated the British Navy of Admiral Graves in the Chesapeake. Take your pick. This will be the third year in a row that the

Fourth of July fireworks will take place on Saturday of Labor Day weekend. And each time it’s because of these damn birds, the same birds each time, which are called piping plovers. And the future looks grim (for the fireworks, not the piping plovers). As each year passes and the little piping plovers are protected and coddled on Main Beach, there get to be more and more of them. They make their nests in April, lay their eggs in May and raise their young until mid-August when they all fly away. Thus Labor Day becomes the new Fourth of July for East Hampton. I don’t want to give the Village of East Hampton some bad news, but the truth is that although there are endangered piping plovers nesting on the beaches from May to August, there are a whole lot of other endangered creatures out on the beaches in September that would be absolutely terrified by the sound of fireworks over Labor Day weekend. These include the tiger salamander, the offshore left-handed crabs and, in the ocean, the rare spotted Arctic seals that have been rendered homeless by the melting of the polar ice cap during the summer, and are just so happy to be finding land here in the Hamptons upon which they can rest themselves before getting back up in the late fall when the ice cap gets itself together again. And then WHAM! It scares the daylights out of them and they all have heart attacks and die. Well, I won’t tell them about this.


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Out of Gas Zone Pricing Comes to an End, a Little Too Late By T.J. Clemente Something odious that everyone on the South Fork has endured for years has finally been voted out of practice by New York State. Yes, the era of having to pay a minimum of 3040 cents more per gallon of fuel — due to market pricing practices that some describe as “bizarre,” and others as “price fixing” — are over. The recently passed Consumer Protection and Fair and Equitable Motor Fuel Pricing Act, which makes the practice of zone pricing illegal, will now be on the books as law after being signed by Governor Paterson. Under this new law, zone pricing will become

illegal. What is zone pricing, you might ask. It is a “demographic marketing tool.” Under this now illegal system, retail gas stations in more affluent communities are charged more money for gasoline and diesel fuel. These higher costs are passed on to the consumer. However, the higher price of fuel, now a reality perhaps forever, is having a negative effect on the South Fork commercial fishing industry, and hurting retail businesses. (And, quite frankly, things most likely will not get better as now, even after the recent dip, fuel prices are expected to be on the rise again.) While any gas price relief for vehicles on land or water is good news, it is unfortunately

a case of too little too late, at least for this past season on East End waters. There are record numbers of commercial vessels up for sale at marinas all over South Fork shores. There was one report in Montauk of a fishing boat going out for a week, catching its quota and coming in, and when all the expenses were balanced against the sale of the catch, each fisherman had to pony up $168 to cover the costs. The limits being put on the catch allowed is bizarre, especially since they come at the same time fuel has doubled. The federal government relaxed emission standards for GM and Ford when they showed (continued on the next page)

LOCAL POLS WEIGH IN ON FOSTER’S BRAINCHILD By T.J. Clemente Former East Hampton Town Board Member Debra Foster has re-entered the East Hampton political arena in a very surprising and public way. By doing so, she has opened herself to attacks on her qualifications to make public statements about the town’s fiscal plight. Former town supervisor and now Suffolk County Legislator Jay Schneiderman said, “There wasn’t a project she never wanted to fund…I once even heard her say about a roof on a town building, ‘I want it done my way. I don’t care what it costs.’” The current East Hampton Town Supervisor

Ed McGintee said he has “nothing but respect for Debra. She was a good councilwoman, however never did anyone ever think of her as a fiscal expert. Everyone with any idea is welcome to my office, especially her.” McGintee went on to say, with disappointment, that the public way the former town board member has splashed about her feelings on the budget at the time when everyone is trying to come together was not helpful. He, as well as Schneiderman, questioned her motives. Schneiderman called it “ironic behavior, with someone who helped create the problem now coming along to solve the problem and drive

the agenda with a shadow government…I never considered her fiscally prudent…she has to be trying to run for something again.” Although Foster has reportedly disclaimed this idea, McGintee said he believes she may be entertaining running for his job in the next election. He said his sources confirm this. On her proposal to privatize the town’s refuse collection, Schneiderman was dead against it. Although the town isn’t doing the service the way he would do it, Schneiderman said, “There is money in our garbage” — referring to changes he would make in the disposal (continued on page 66)

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stuff and…” “Maybe you ought to call these people yourself,” I said. “Oh no,” he said, “They have to hear from you.” Over the next four days, he brought in a swordfish that had only one eye (the left one); a “ray gun” that turned out to be a Super Soaker with barnacles on it; a giant twisted steel pole which totally baffled me and which Finnegan said was what the aliens used to slide down when they hovered over the surf at Shagwong Point; and a bluefish with markings on its side that looked exactly like Spock from “Star Trek.” I shook my head no at all of them. “Well, then, think of them TOGETHER,” he

said. “What if I brought them all in and just laid them down in front of you on your desk. Wouldn’t you think THAT was something?” When I said that, regretfully, I didn’t think so, he just put his head in his hands, and sitting there in the chair in front of me, began sobbing. “The Montauk Monster is such a hard act to follow,” he blubbered. “If only I had said I wanted them to use my name, everybody would know me today.” “But you didn’t.” “Bad, bad, bad,” he said, slapping the box that contained the Spockian bluefish. “What can I do? I’m just a one-hit wonder. Have a hit. That’s it. No follow-through.” I took Finnegin down to Bobby Van’s that

evening, bought him four beers, which he chugged down one after another, and then put my arm around him. “You tried,” I said. “By golly, you tried. And tomorrow is another day.” • Then I drove him home.


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signs of trouble, but the fisherman don’t seem to have that type of clout. In England at the moment there is a debate if such practices of limiting fish catch and the new high spike in fuel prices are in fact dooming commercial fishing off the shores of that country forever. In the dark corners of the local bars along the shores of the South Fork there is similar talk. Carl Darenberg, of Montauk Marine Basin, has admitted that business is off “noticeably.” He said fuel sales are down substantially and activity is down. On a recent sail, Montauk fisherman Billy Dwyer explained the intense difficulty of fishing 24 hours a day, miles out at sea, for an extended period of time. Add to that unrealistic catch limits and “crazy accumulative fuel costs,” and many captains, crews and commercial boat owners are rethinking strategies so that they don’t join the lines of boats for sale in the boatyards. It is not a pretty picture moving forward unless something is done — there are no Prius Boats, and it’s been a while since sailboats went out fishing commercially. Clearly, something has to give. The 30 to 40-cent premium fuel surcharge added to all fuel delivered to the South Fork also had its effects on the commercial boat owners who bought their fuel here, thus costing them an extra $3,000-4,000 per thousand gallons of fuel purchased. Since the incomes of year-round residents in the towns of East Hampton and Southampton are among the lowest on Long Island, zone pricing here was an insult in the first place. Concerning Governor Paterson signing the law, State Assemblyman Fred Thiele is reported to have said, “I expect the governor to sign. There’s not a lot of sympathy for the oil companies these days.”

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Who Owns the Sky? Feds & Locals Question Helicopter Altitude, “Virtual Noise” By Ian Stark Earlier this month, Suffolk County Legislator Edward Romaine introduced a bill to establish a minimum altitude at which helicopters can fly over Suffolk County, hoping to curtail the noise created by flyovers by controlling altitude. Unfortunately, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) rules in place make it virtually impossible for the bill to have any impact. Issues concerning airports in Suffolk County are mostly a matter for the owning municipalities. The county owns Francis S. Gabreski Airport (FAA Identifier FOK, Westhampton) and Montauk Airport (MTP), while East

Hampton Airport (HTO) is owned by the Town of East Hampton, and the Southampton Heliport is the property of Southampton. However, while the towns and county may have some say over the airport grounds, any craft — be it plane, helicopter or otherwise — is under the jurisdiction of the FAA once airborne. According to an August 6 entry on the Eastern Region Helicopter Council’s (ERHC) website, “...localities on Long Island have proposed local legislation to bar or limit flight over their towns and impose fines or jail for pilots. Such legislation or discussion gives false hope to citizens, as localities are preempted by the federal government on issues of airspace regu-

lation.” These sentiments are echoed by FAA spokesman Jim Peters, who expressed to the press that “The FAA is the sole manager of the nation’s airspace,” referring to the fact that his agency does not mandate any minimum altitude for helicopters. According to the Federal Aviation Regulations section on “Air Traffic and General Operating Rules,” “Helicopters may be operated at less than the minimums prescribed [for other aircraft] if the operation is conducted without hazard to persons or property on the surface. In addition, each person operating a helicopter shall comply with routes or altitudes (continued on the next page)

By Debbie Tuma About 150 police officers, their families, and representatives of police unions congregated outside Southampton Town Hall Tuesday, August 26, to protest what they claimed is the “firing” of six town police officers. The town, with a population of 60,000 and a landmass of 157 square miles, is budgeted for 101 officers. However, there are currently 92 working on the force Patrick Aube, Southampton Police Benevolent Association (PBA) President, told the crowd that his PBA and others around the state are fighting the proposed “firing” of six of

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his experienced police officers. All of them have 20-plus years of service to the town, and five have suffered injuries in the line of duty. “This is the so-called management of Southampton Town, which says they are looking out for the community’s best interests, but what they are not telling the citizens is that they have been shutting down police cars due to staff shortages and ranks being depleted,” said Aube. Aube said that Southampton Supervisor Linda Kabot is “appalled” that he keeps telling the media that she is firing six officers. Kabot (continued on page 72)

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specifically prescribed for helicopters by the Administrator.” While Romaine (R-Center Moriches) stands by his bill, claiming that the legislative counsel didn’t see the federal rulings as overruling, there has been — or at least there is supposed to be — a change already in place. Last winter, Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) and Rep. Tim Bishop (D-Southampton) brokered a voluntary agreement with the ERHC that recommended helicopters fly at a minimum altitude of 2,500 feet when traveling to either Gabreski, East Hampton or Montauk airports. Unfortunately, its success has been difficult to measure because, while Bishop’s office has released numbers that show a 63 percent compliance with the suggested altitude minimum, the

ERHC claims that its compiled data shows 85 percent of helicopter flights met the noise abatement routes. Romaine has continued to express hope that the county’s continued attention to the subject of helicopter noise would affect the FAA to the point that they would be moved to make a change, not only in the altitude but in the flying routes. The hope is that helicopters would travel over water as much as possible, and would have multiple exit and entrance points over land. The legislator, as well as Schumer and Bishop, feel that the change would alleviate noise complaints, as well as concerns over possible health and property damage from the reported vibrations generated by low-flying copters.

For the FAA to amend rules and restrictions on helicopter flight, however, would involve a massive policy shift. In 2004, the FAA released a 71-page report to Congress entitled the “Nonmilitary Helicopter Urban Noise Study,” in relation to a section of the Wendell H. Ford Aviation Investment and Reform Act for the 21st Century — a public and federal law designed to improve airline safety (also known as “AIR-21”). This extensive study claims that helicopter noise is not physically harmful and is unlikely to disturb sleep, and discusses the “possible phenomena of virtual noise,” which the document describes as “a set of non-acoustical factors, such as bias (a personal judgment that the helicopter does not need to fly here) and fear (of crashes/injury/death), greatly enhances people’s negative attitudes.” The report agrees there should be more studies on how to abate noise, considerations on changes in flight path and altitude, and that pilots should be better instructed in sensitivity toward the noise made by their vehicles. But in the end the FAA says: “The implementation of any of these alternatives would require comprehensive evaluation …on a case-by-case basis...Also, careful consideration would have to be taken of any ATC (Air Traffic Control) changes to an urban segment of the NAS (National Airspace System) that could impact the…large commercial transport sector.” In other words, the FAA is not looking to make any changes that could financially injure businesses utilizing helicopters — like chartered flights, often considered the main cause of noise and vibration complaints. However, in spite of the nation’s overall weak economic situation, flights that start at over $700 per ticket (to East Hampton Airport) have increased in 2007 by over 17 percent (equaling an increase of 1000 additional flights from 2006 totals). The 2008 figures are still unannounced, but there has been no indication of decrease in business for this year. And finance figures into the possibilities in other ways as well. The FAA provides funding — some of which has come through the aforementioned AIR-21 in the past — for maintenance, but this federal funding is bonded to compliance of the expected federal standards placed on airports. Jim Brundige, airport manager for the East Hampton Airport, has also made the point publicly that, “You can’t restrict an aircraft for noise unless you can prove that it is a real burden,” which he says would involve an expensive noise study that would be hard to apply to a small airport such as East Hampton. After examination of the FAA policies, it seems that any change in the actions of helicopters lies firmly in the hands of the copter industry itself. A further visit to the ERHC website reveals a posting dated August 18 that provides verification, stating, “to all the [Suffolk County] legislators…FAA pre-empts any legislation they would be considering.” They continue by claiming that “it’s our belief the fastest route to change is to work with us on the underlying issues.” It appears that Romaine and other elected officials have their work cut out for them.

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Oceans of Change Stony Brook SH Gets $4 Million to Save Sharks, Sturgeon By Debbie Tuma With its unique location on the shores of Shinnecock Bay, the Southampton campus of Stony Brook University has long been a leader in marine science research. Now, with the addition of $4 million from private and public grants, and $6.9 million in state funding, Stony Brook will be launching a new Institute For Ocean Conservation Science to tackle pressing threats against the marine system, and building a new Marine Science Center on the Southampton campus. The announcement was made Friday, August 22, with a gathering of college and government officials, at the Marine Science Center on Little

Neck Road in Southampton. “We are grateful to the private funding of Pew Charitable Trusts, as well as the public charity, Lenfest Ocean Program, for their generous donations in making this possible,” said David Conover, Dean of the School of Marine and Atmospheric Sciences at Stony Brook. He explained that the institute will be doing muchneeded research on species in crisis, since so many fish populations are being depleted or heading toward extinction. Conover introduced Ellen Pikitch, an expert on fisheries, and author of several books, who will be the director of the new Institute for Ocean Conservation Science. She explained that this research is needed

because the ocean covers 72 percent of the world’s surface, and “our quality of life depends on the health of the ocean.” “Only recently we’ve come to understand that the sea is warming, acidifying, and that its dead zones (areas lacking oxygen) are increasing,” Pikitch said. “There have been beach closures, seafood health warnings and closed fisheries, and we’ve seen the numbers of fish in the sea plummeting. Over 100 marine species have gone extinct. The oceans are in crisis and we must act quickly.” She said the new institute will be focused on research in an academic setting, but will com(continued on the next page)

SH Town, with Budget Woes, Still Throws Stones at EH By T.J. Clemente September 30 is coming near, and that is the date that towns are required to submit their fiscal budgets. The Town of Southampton is at a difficult time in its path of transforming from a small rural town to a wealthy big town in the 21st century. With a 2008 projected deficit of over $7 million now coming to light, the warning signs are going off for next year’s budget process and the future. However, East Hampton Town Supervisor Linda Kabot’s chief aide, Ryan Horn, does not see Southampton’s situation as anything like East Hampton, writing in an e-mail, “East Hampton Town has a

$14 million deficit. They need the state to bail them out. Their audits have been consistently overdue, sometimes by more than a year. Their accounting firm audits its own work. Eight million dollars was taken from the Community Preservation Fund. The district attorney’s office has subpoenaed the Town’s financial records.” He added that, “East Hampton Town employees are worried their paychecks will bounce if they don’t cash them right away.” Horn expressed dismay at East Hampton’s decision-making process, saying, “East Hampton kept budgeting the exact same amount for accounts they knew they had con-

sistently overdrawn.” However, Horn acknowledges that a new approach is needed for Southampton. On this matter, reacting to deficits reported in waste management, police funds and highway funds, Horn stated, “The Town has hired FTI Consultants, which is a high-end consulting firm that will scrutinize the Town’s police and waste management funds. Out of that analysis will also come a series of recommendations on how best to proceed.” Supervisor Kabot came into office with a narrow victory in a hotly contested election. (continued on the next page)

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municate the results widely. It will be working on sharks — whose population has plummeted 90 percent, and are threatened by the demand for fins. Pikitch said that 73 million sharks are killed each year. She will also be leading research on the sturgeon population, which has been heavily fished due to the high demand for caviar, particularly Beluga. “The time for them to recover is expected to be 40 years,” she said. “Our work will show how to speed their recovery.” She said the US consumed about 80 percent of the world supply of Beluga caviar, and that there was finally a ban on imports. “We also work with corals, whose very impor-

tant habitats are under the threat of global warming,” she said. “They are also suffering from bleaching, which causes a loss of color.” The other area of research at Stony Brook Southampton will be on the depletion of small schooling fish, such as anchovies, sardines and menhaden, which are a food source for larger fish. “They are being overfished, and we hope to develop advice for managing these systems,” said Pikitch. At the gathering, Congressman Tim Bishop, a former provost at the Southampton campus, said “it is great to see this investment made in our Marine Science Division.” He said he was grateful for the $6.9 million state grant to replace the aging Marine Science building with a new, state-

of-the-art facility, which will be built in the next two years. NYS Assemblyman Fred Thiele of Sag Harbor emphasized the problems facing our local fishermen. “Our state’s two largest fishing ports are Montauk and Shinnecock, and our fishermen are in crisis, with depleting stocks. Having this institute and marine science center are crucial to our well-being,” he said. Pikitch, who starts her new job on September 1, said she will be staffing her department with more scientists, faculty, graduate students and interns. “Most students will spend time on both campuses,” she explained. The new marine science center will break ground in about a year, and take about a year to construct. It will eventually house classrooms and space for public functions. Following the meeting of college and government officials, everyone enjoyed a ride along the Shinnecock Bay aboard the college research pontoon boat, “Peconic,” to experience the beauty of the sea they all are dedicated to preserving.

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Now she must unite the board to face tough decisions about raising revenues in a tough economic environment. According to Horn, her plan is simple. “Over the next several weeks, Supervisor Kabot will meet with department heads to review the 2007 audited figures released last week and examine the current status of the 2008 budget. They are going to do this in preparation for the 2009 budget, which will seek to restrict expenses and improve the efficiency of town operations…state law requires the Town Supervisor to file the 2009 budget by September 30. The Town Board will then hold hearings during October and adopt the 2009 budget by November 20.” Town Comptroller Steve Brautigam has reportedly gone on record as calling the existing deficits “red flags” that will have to be paid off over time. With a balance of $4.5 million in the bank, and overspending of $7.2 million already done, perhaps Horn should also be concerned about his paycheck with the town technically overdrawn. The process used by both the Towns of East Hampton and Southampton of using surpluses from better times to finance overspending and trying to keep tax rates lower than they should be may be over. In fact, Kabot herself believes this, reportedly saying, “We need to wean ourselves off the use of budgetary surplus to fund government operations.” Horn put it another way — “Southampton’s financial condition is a world of difference from what has happened in East Hampton Town — both in terms of degree, kind, and number.” That may be true, but what is also true is that if the Town of Southampton goes on doing what it has been doing, that can change — as it did for East Hampton. Brautigam has done his job and pointed out the red flags. Now the board must do its job and start raising revenues and making prudent cuts to end deficit spending before the Town of Southampton goes broke. First order of business is, at least, get out of the red. 1194239

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By Debbie Tuma Although many artists may be lucky enough to get solo openings at art galleries in the Hamptons, not every artist is lucky enough to have them coincide with his or her birthday. But on August 16, artist Danny Simmons celebrated his 55th birthday one day early with a private opening party at Walk Tall Gallery in East Hampton. Danny was happily surrounded by his family, including his brothers, hip-hop record producer Russell Simmons, and pioneer rapper Joseph “Rev. Run” Simmons of Run-DMC. Russell, who lives in the Hamptons, was accompanied by his two daughters, Ming and Aoki. (Coincidentally, Aoki’s birthday was also August 16.) “My niece and I got to celebrate our birthdays the following day, Sunday, with another party at my brother Russell’s house here, with our whole family,” said Danny. “Although I live and work in Brooklyn, many of my family members live and come out here in the Hamptons. My brothers are big supporters of my art, and Russell is also a big collector of art.” With two creative parents — Danny’s mother, Evelyn, painted as a hobby, and his father, Daniel, Sr., was a writer and college professor of black history at Pace University — it’s no wonder that all three Simmons boys became professionals in the arts. Danny started out as a social worker, and along the way got his masters in public administration. “But I always created art, which I learned from my mother, and as a kid I drew comic books. After eight years as a social worker, I told my mother I wanted to be a full-time artist,” he said. “She said, ‘Go ahead and follow your dream — we won’t let you starve,’ and it was this family encouragement that got me started in my art career.” The first show he had was at Russell’s office in SoHo, about 25 years ago. Since then, Danny, an abstract expressionist, has had numerous exhibits around the country, including those at Chase Manhattan Bank, the United Nations, the Schomburg Center for Black Culture and various galleries. He first showed in the Hamptons several years ago, at Merz Gallery in Sag Harbor, and he also showed at Walk Tall Gallery last year. Of his abstract art at his new exhibit, “Danny Simmons: Solo at Walk Tall Gallery,”

Danny Simmons Artist Danny said, “I would consider them spiritual paintings, like I’m channeling God’s spirit or those of my ancestors. Something greater than me is doing the painting.” Wendy Wachtel, owner of Walk Tall Gallery, said, “I love his work because it is joyous and

where he shows the cuttingedge work of young, emerging artists, and Corridor Gallery in Brooklyn. His mission as an artist is not just to create art, but to share his passion and inspire younger artists. He and Russell started the well-known Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation in 1994, which has a budget of $2 million to help expose disadvantaged youth to the arts. This institute helps to educate kids through classes, museum trips and school programs. “The most important thing for me is to help inspire these kids, and to share some of their stories, through our art program,” he said. “These kids don’t have a lot, and art gives them a way to think creatively. By thinking outside the box, we hope to open their minds to new possibilities, and hopefully improve their lives.” Simmons, who is divorced, has one son, Jamel, 31, who designs his own clothing line which is sold in his new store, Lolli, in New York City. Danny and Russell may be best known for their famous “Def Poetry Jam” on HBO, which was a concept started by Danny, and a business deal worked out by Russell. They won a Peabody Award for the TV show, and a Tony Award for the play, Def Poetry on Broadway, in 2004. In addition to painting, Danny’s other passion is writing; so far he has published four books, and is working on another. His first book, Three Days As the Crow Flies, is about the exploding Lower East Side art scene during the 1980s. His second book, Def Poetry on Broadway, is an anthology of poems, and his third book, I Dreamed My People Were Calling But I Couldn’t Find My Way Home, is another collection of 25 of his poems and 25 of his paintings. In his fourth book, 85, Danny once again combines his writing with artwork in what he calls a “graphic novel.” “I am now writing a book about the memories that my two brothers and I have of our father,” he said. “I’m in the process of interviewing them about their remembrances of our dad, who worked for the board of education and taught college, but was secretly an amazing poet.” After his current exhibit at Walk Tall Gallery closes on Labor Day, Danny will be gearing up for his next show, which will be held at the Savannah School of Art and Design, and run from October through December. In February, he will be showing again in Manhattan. For more information, visit

“After 8 years as a social worker, I told my mother I wanted to be a fulltime artist. She said, ‘... follow your dream — we won’t let you starve.’” positively energized. He lifts us up into his atmosphere, and lets us spin in this world, alongside all of the dancing, living, floating elements he offers us.” Danny also owns two non-profit art galleries of his own — Rush Arts Gallery in Chelsea,

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bers in town. After a few minutes of this reading, which included various “f” words and “s” words — he was reading these aloud in the synagogue — a man in the audience got up and shouted, “This is supposed to be an informational meeting!” Another shouted, “Please let us have a conversation, not a lecture.” And a third and fourth stood up and shouted, “You’re only inciting everyone,” and “You’re starting this off all wrong.” And with that, about half the people in the room got up and left. And so there you have it. Two wonderful things that put love in the air and one hateful thing that got shoved into the faces of those who came to hear about the proposed eruv. It does no good, in my opinion, for Joel Cohen

to say, after it was over, that he only did it “to show what was inciting the town.” A captive audience, many of them non-Jews who may have been the subject of prejudice themselves for the color of their skin, their gender or their beliefs, had to listen to what this one group had to put up with. Everyone knows that the way to smoke out a bigot is to throw what he said back in his face, or read it aloud in public with the hate-mongers present. This implied that some of those there were such people. Had they meant me? Some might rightfully have thought. Terrible. Had they posted the 32 e-mails in the lobby and told people they were there, it would have been a whole other matter. But let’s cut to the chase. The real fear of those



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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Turning 26 on Facebook I’m not really sure if I’m allowed to be on Facebook now that I am turning 26 this week. I’m also a little worried about having to rename this column in four years, when I guess it will be called “Thirtysomething.” I don’t want to have to do that. Quite possibly the defining website of my generation has been the social networking website, I used to think that the website I would talk about with my future kids was, the music sharing website, but Steve Jobs, somehow, some way, got people to pay for music when they could easily download it for free. Facebook, which was started by a kid at Harvard named Mark Zuckerberg, who I hope to meet in person one day, has kind of changed my life. The main reason is how much time I have wasted on this website wondering what people I have not seen for over 15 years are doing. It’s crazy how often I check this website. I find myself looking at pictures of somebody I knew in grade school and being fascinated by them. I’ll look at a picture of some exotic trip they took to Australia and think to myself, Gosh darn it, I want to go to Australia! Why is this person’s life so much cooler than mine? Then I make a mental note to explore flights to Australia later on in the day. Maybe I can get a deal. I do not have a single “friend” on Facebook that is not an out-of-control partier, either. For some reason, nearly everyone who uses Facebook, which is just about everybody, posts pictures of themselves out at a nightclub or partying out at a bar. Is everybody really having that good of a time? But sure enough, I take advantage of any opportunity that I get to post pictures of myself out on the town. But now that I am 26, Facebook seems a bit immature. After all, it was originally designed for college kids, and now that it is open to people of all ages, it still feels like a website for college kids. Can I let Facebook go? I cannot — it is way too interesting of a website — but I now feel like the old guy on Facebook. There are some downsides to turning 26, especially when a lot of your friends have all gone out and gotten a higher education, like a law degree or something like that, and you’re still doing pretty much the same thing that you have been doing since you graduated college. The main thing about turning 26, however, is I am now officially closer to 30, which I was pretty sure was never going to happen. I’m guessing that turning 27 is going to be even weirder then turning 26. Turning 28 will probably be okay with me, because most people that I know that are 28 years old seem pretty happy. Most of their buddies are older than them and most of the guys that are in their early twenties get paid way less then they do. So my thinking is that 28 will be a good age, but 26? What the heck happens when you are 26? You’re still kind of too young to get married, and you’re still just starting out with your

career. What an annoying age. I’m going to make being 26 cool. The upside of this age is that you feel a lot more mature and smarter then most people

in college, which has got to be the weirdest feeling in the world. I’ll talk to kids in college and think to myself that they are really just kids. The other strange thing is that all the rookie cops in town are younger then me. I just can’t think of a cop as being younger then me. A cop is always supposed to be older, in my opinion. That should be a rule. I must be having a quarter-life crisis.


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SH Town Opens Up Buyer’s Pool for Foreclosures By T.J. Clemente There is no doubt these are difficult times for many affected by or affiliated with the real estate in the Hamptons — let alone in the whole country. With 14 houses up for foreclosure in the Town of Southampton (ranging from $337,500 for a single family home on Magee Street to as high as $620,000 for a home on Windward Way), the Southampton Town Board has recently voted to relax some of its stringent regulations concerning foreclosure. The bottom line is that these new measures will help troubled mortgage holders sell their homes more rapidly. Foreclosure is a home owner’s worst nightmare. It usually means all the equity in the home has been lost and the property has taken on a negative equity position. The Board, not wanting to be in a position of tap dancing on the misfortunes of others, voted to open up the potential buyer pool for a home in foreclosure. Previously, only buyers who met certain income criterion were allowed to bid. The Town Board changes to the code will now allow homes in foreclosure to be sold on the open market to the general public, rather than limiting buyers to those who are income eligible, on the town- controlled affordable housing list. Strangely, the income had to be below a specific threshold, and the potential buyer had to be on the affordable

housing list in the past to be eligiing to sell a property. In fact it was ble to purchase a home in foreclopointed out that a larger buyer’s sure in the Town of Southampton. base will help sellers in foreclosure Foreclosures were used, in effect, get a quicker deal so they can end as affordable housing. That practheir grim fiscal catastrophe. (To tice retarded the timely manner of find out about foreclosures curmaking a sale for those between a rently available for sale in rock and a hard place with mortSouthampton, go to gage debt, perhaps putting them Testifying for the changes was even deeper in the hole. It did, Diana Weir, executive director of however, stop speculators and the Long Island Housing Alliance. other opportunists from taking She expressed how major lenders advantage of those in a tough posisuch as Citibank, HSBC and Bank Weir supports changes tion. of America had established practices This change has to be a relief to those who are not to issue loans for homes with getting ugly notices of arrears and other legal Southampton’s unusual code. Board member threats. The restrictions that Southampton had Nancy Graboski did not vote for the measure. In put on these sales made it next to impossible for fact, Graboski abstained from voting, although banks to issue mortgages for the foreclosure it was reported she knew the proposal would homes. Due to usual rules limiting the sale, pass without her vote. According to reports, her banks recently decided not to partner up, thus concerns centered around the effect the amenddenying issuing loans. ed code would have on affordable housing in The Southampton Town officials who for Southampton. years used foreclosure homes as a source of For some, these are difficult times. For others affordable housing are not happy that anyone they are opportunities to be explored. With the with cash or who can get a loan can now buy a excesses of the past being legislated out of the home in foreclosure. While that was a reason- systems, a more reliable long range real estate able plan, it didn’t take into consideration that market is emerging to prove, perhaps, the best a timely sale on a forclosure, no matter who the long range investment a family can make is still buyer is, ends the financial burden of those try- its home. Amen.

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well, as he was recently dubbed “one of the greatest vocalists of his generation,” performing alongside some of the greats, like Elton John and David Byrne. It’s no surprise that art expression is so important to Wainwright, who admitted he was practically born onstage. “Both my mother and father are amazing performers and have amazing respected careers, so I grew up around the stage. It’s a family business, for sure!” Even though Wainwright has been part of the music scene for decades, his sound has recently gained international recognition. He joked, “I feel very satisfied and vindicated, especially with certain record people. I think at this point people have said. it looks like he’s not going away, so let’s listen to him.” (continued on page 69)


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Sag Harbor Landmarks Vie for Legit Landmark Status By Tiffany Razzano After a recent flurry of activity in the Village of Sag Harbor – including the iconic Sag Harbor Cinema being put on the market for $12 million, the pending expiration of the village’s year-long site plan review moratorium and a handful of condo projects that could mar the village’s waterfront – residents finally have a bit of good news. The village’s Historic Preservation and Architectural Review Board (ARB) unanimously voted to send a resolution to the Village’s Board of Trustees recommending they ask the state for historic landmark status for the Sag Harbor Cinema, whose bright deco signage is an integral part of the vil-

lage’s Main Street landscape, and for John Steinbeck’s writing studio, located on Bluff Point Lane. A public hearing must be held regarding the naming of either property as a landmark before the designation can take place. The Cinema is already located in a historic district of the village, where any alteration, reconstruction, demolition or new construction needs to be approved by the ARB. Since it already has some protection from its very location in the historic district, naming the Cinema a landmark simply gives it more legal cache. Steinbeck’s writing studio, however, is not located in an historic district and would benefit more from being named an

historic landmark. Any alterations to landmarks need approval from the ARB, much like buildings in historic districts. Owners of historic landmarks are also eligible for tax credits and historic preservation grants from the state. The ARB also hopes a historic census of village properties will take place, in order to ensure the longevity of other historic and important buildings located throughout the village. The board hopes the Sag Harbor Historical Society might be up for the job. There might even be grant money available for the study, the ARB has surmised, estimating that such a project would take approximately six months to complete. April Gornik, a board member of Save Sag Harbor, a group of 1,500 residents intent on retaining the small town feel of the village, has already said the group is optimistic that the Cinema will remain an art house and independent community theater. She said that numerous residents have already implied that they were interested in donating money towards purchasing and operating the theater and that there’s the possibility of the Cinema being run by a consortium of benefactors in the future. Sag Harbor residents have a history of protesting big box and chain stores coming in and changing the shape of their village. In fact, Save Sag Harbor formed a couple of years ago with the specific intent of keeping a CVS from coming in to Sag Harbor. For more information about upcoming Board of Trustee meetings and public hearings regarding naming the Cinema and Steinbeck’s studio historic landmarks, go to

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which jiggles the water in the pond. Algae can’t grow in the pond when the water is moving. “We leased them for $85,000 two years ago because we had an algae problem here. We took up a collection from the people living around the pond. They didn’t work the first year they were here. But the company that sells them offered to reconfigure them in the pond so they would work for a second year, at no charge.” This is the second year and they are making a difference. The group has the option to buy them for a total of $135,000 after the second year, with the original $85,000 going toward the purchase price.

Kane talked about their business, Metrokane. Down in Mexico in 1982, she became fascinated with a manually operated orange juice squeezer she found in a store. It was only being sold in Mexico, and it was an exact replica of a squeezer originally made in the 1930s in America. “The original one was terrific,” Larimer said. “But in the 1950s, manufacturers persuaded homemakers that they needed electric orange juice squeezers. Sometimes there are things that shouldn’t be electrified. The electric ones were hard to clean and sometimes put in the bitter rind if you pressed them too hard.” (continued on page 70)


By Dan Rattiner A few weeks ago I had lunch with Riki Kane and Bob Larimer at their home in Water Mill. I didn’t know them, had never met them, but I got to have lunch with them because they won me. Lunch with me was a prize in the silent auction at the Bay Street Gala on Long Wharf last month. I would have lunch at the home of whomever was the highest bidder. The day after the gala I was told that after a fierce bidding war involving 11 different people, Riki Kane and Bob Larimer had won me. The couple lives on Mill Pond Road in Water Mill, right on the pond. Riki Kane was born and raised in Great Neck and has been coming out to the Hamptons for 25 years. She started the wildly successful Metrokane company, which makes accessories for wine enthusiasts, most

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had proposed it in the past to create another commercial zone for adding tax streams. McGintee said that he looks forward to working with everybody to get “his plan” through, to put the town back on sure footing for years to come. He wants to supervise the transformation of the town through this challenge. He says the town needs to raise revenues, keeping tax increases minimum but fair. He believes the tax rate has been too low for too long, considering the increase in both services and their costs. He intends to “cut the fluff.” However, he added his support for much maligned budget officer Ted Hults, saying Hults has tried to serve every board member and their requests. He was asked to do things beyond his job description and now is being attacked for it.


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McGintee agreed that Hults has perhaps been like a “good lawyer with a bad brief,” adding, “Ted is in a difficult position because at the moment his job is most difficult.” McGintee went on to say that the town is moving forward with creating new controls to monitor all fiscal activities, and is spending money wisely, seeking advice on new ways to manage a place that is no longer a small town. As for his own political future, McGintee’s bow shot right at Debra Foster is that he is not going away, or as he put it, “I am not moving to Florida! I have been in public service for 31 years and I am not going anywhere. I have to make a lot of tough decisions and as far as this whole process goes its not always easy to take the medicine when you’re sick.” Both McGintee and Schneiderman believe Foster’s behavior was out of the ordinary. However, perhaps in this strange political cycle, which includes Schneiderman’s decision to declare himself an independent (which he said has him sleeping better), who knows what’s next? McGintee expects additional personal attacks, but states that he’s strong enough to take it because he knows he’s doing the right things to make the town better. “When I am finished, I am going to be proud of my efforts,” he said. “I am taking a lot of shots, but I am still standing, working to fix this.”

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rant, which grandly calls itself “Q.” The rooms upstairs are for staff. The inn is, of course, a historic landmark. Although, in fact, it isn’t. Remember there is no historic district here. The village voted to form one in 1981 and then again in 1995. Both efforts failed because, according to those who were there, the people said they’d rather have their freedom. A few hundred yards down the road and across the street, however, there is another inn, less historic perhaps, but still, having been built in 1838, very precious to this community. At one time, that inn, having grown with the building of two wings, one on each side, from its original function as a private home, was a second “Inn at Quogue.” It was, in fact, owned by the old Inn at Quogue, and used by them as an overflow for the main inn. And at one point, the Inn at Quogue was so very, very popular that there were overflow structures built for the overflow. Behind this second Inn at Quogue are 48 motel units, probably built around 1935, and now in disrepair. Certainly life has changed since the halcyon days of the two Inns at Quogue and their cabins in the back. Quogue today is mostly a community of private homes, some for the local people and some for the summer people. When people come out today they come as house guests. The inns are not as prosperous as they once were. It seems to me that what happens to these two structures, the old Inn at Quogue and the (continued on the next page)

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new (which still takes in boarders), should be of considerable interest to those who live in Quogue. One might think that there would be a flurry of activity to keep these mansions the way they are, one way or another. Other communities on the East End have done that. Surely Quogue would do the same. But apparently not. Last year, a developer named Rocco Lettieri bought the “new” Inn at Quogue, known by old-timers as the Weathervane House, and the derelict cabins in the back, and has offered up two plans for its future. One plan is that he simply make a phone call to the bulldozer operators and have them come in and knock everything down, including the Weathervane House, and build a shopping center. He points out there is absolutely nothing to prevent him from doing this. The other plan is that he divide up the property into six lots (there are 2.5 acres here), knock down the cabins, and where they were build five large new mansions in a style in keeping with the traditions of the town. As for the Weathervane House, which, though still used as an inn but needs work, he will spend the million dollars or so to do that work, and restore it to its former glory. As I said, the developer does not need any approval from the village to implement option one. He also does not need village approval for

option two, IF he had only proposed to build four homes on the site instead of five. But he has proposed five. And so, this past Friday, the village board met to decide whether or not they will make an exception to allow one more home than allowed on that property. At that meeting they decided to delay a decision in order to further tweak the wording of the code amendment. I understand there is considerable opposition on the part of some of the village residents to allowing this fifth house. I find this amazing. It is one more house. What is the big deal? Is there anger in the rather crude way this has been gone about? Emotions fade. Shopping

centers do not. Is there something about the legacy of the village that is not understood? While I was at the library, I asked a few people about another matter, which is the draconian way the police department in that village behaves. The speed limit is 25 miles an hour. I was warned to not go 26. I have heard many stories of people being stopped for no reason in the village by this overenthusiastic force, questioned and delayed, and I heard another while I was there which was that one older resident has been stopped frequently for no reason, except, perhaps, because he drives a very, very expensive automobile. There seems to be no other explanation. What I learned at the library, when I asked about this situation, and what, if anything, was being done about it, was that people do not want to talk about it. They look around. Who is listening? They’d rather not talk, if that would be okay. Maybe there is no fear of what this developer might do to downtown Quogue because deep down they know that, well, if he puts one shovel in the ground, an officer will come over and shoot him. Anyway, at the end of the evening, I very carefully drove out of Quogue at 22 miles an hour, tops. It’s hard to drive that slow, but I did • it.


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insists that she’s not firing anybody, just “trimming.” Reached at her office, Kabot said she expected to adopt a resolution at Tuesday night’s Town Board meeting, to announce a list of officers. “We have 27 officers who have worked 20 years and are up for retirement with full benefits,” she said. “Of these, 21 are being continued at the same level of benefits, and six are not being given the opportunity to continue at the same level of benefits, but they have options. They are not being fired.” Kabot said the six officers “can choose to retire, argue their case, change their retirement plans, or even sue the Town.” She said three of these officers have put in a plan for retirement that is disability-related. “We will be adopting a resolution that has 21 names on it, to continue certain officers in service to the Town beyond their 20 years. Every year we do this, but we haven’t done it in two years.” But Aube said later that these six officers are decorated police who are 42-45 years old, have families and mortgages, and can’t survive on just their pensions, which is half their pay. “We’ll sue the Town if we have to,” he said. At Tuesday morning’s press conference outside Town Hall, Richard Wells, President of the Police Conference of New York, Inc., which consists of 216 local PBAs with 25,000 members, said, “What the Town is saying is that we’re just taking you off the payroll and we don’t care what happens to you. It’s unfair to longstanding police officers now that their 20 years is up, to leave their future careers at the whim of the Town Board.” He said Southampton Town and The Village of Westhampton Beach are the only two municipalities in the state that he knows of that have the provision that allow the Town Board to choose whether the cops can continue in service after 20 years of duty. “It doesn’t exist anywhere else that I know of, and no one has ever been forced into retirement in this Town until now,” he said. He said this law, Section 384D of the NYS Retirement and Social Security Law, subdivision (M), says that after 20 years of service, it’s up to the Town Board whether a police officer can retire in service in Southampton. Wells said it’s also “discriminatory” of the Town to select six officers to let go, especially when five out of the six were injured in the line of duty. “There is a conflict of laws going on here,” he said. “Section 207C of the General Municipal Law says that when a police officer is injured in the line of duty, the employer must pay his/her salary and medical benefits until they recover and go back to work, on either full or light duty. If they don’t recover, either the individual or a town can apply for disability retirement.” Also at the press conference, were some of the six officers who say they will not have jobs after December 31 of this year.














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Taking to the Air, Thanks to the Fresh Air Fund

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By Alison Caporimo Summers in the Hamptons are known for many things â&#x20AC;&#x201C; beautiful beaches, great nightlife and of course, the fresh air. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s exactly why the Fresh Air Fund has been sending inner city children to anti-urban vacation spots around the country, the Hamptons being one of them. Since 1877, the Fresh Air Fund, a non-profit organization, has provided summer vacations for more than 1.7 million New York City children, ages six to 18, from underprivileged communities. Each year, thousands of children visit volunteer host families in 13 states and Canada. Eagerly waiting for the childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s drop off bus to arrive, Laura Alessandrini, the programâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s local representative, admits that of the thousands of children traveling to their host families, only three got off at the Southampton stop. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m disappointed with Southampton,â&#x20AC;? Alessandrini admitted, â&#x20AC;&#x153;The program is about opening up your heart and your home. What could you want more than that?â&#x20AC;? Alessandrini, a member of the organization for 7 years, is taking two children into her home, one that has befriended her son after he visited her family last summer. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People have the misconception that you have to entertain the children,â&#x20AC;? she said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Some of these kids have never been on a boat, never even seen the ocean. They just

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want to be with your family and have a good time.â&#x20AC;? Alessandrini said that she loves the Fresh Air Fund because it â&#x20AC;&#x153;gives kids the opportunities that they wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t normally have.â&#x20AC;? And the Fresh Air Fund children are not the only ones benefiting from the one to twoweek visit. Eunice Burnett, a summer Southampton resident for 12 years, is one of the three host families participating in the program. A mother of three, Burnett says that, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s so nice for my little boy to have someone to play with.â&#x20AC;? Burnett is taking a six-year-old boy named John into her home for the week. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Fresh Air Fund is a way to make contact with people you wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t nor-

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when he was running for Westhampton Beach mayor, when he would hear many of the villagers’ thoughts. “People at the door would actually say to me ‘I don’t care what you have to do, you have to show these Jews you won’t roll over,’” Laube said. “And that came from [a community member] I knew for 20 years!” According to Laube, it was during the town meeting where Rabbi Marc Schneier first attempted to explain the idea behind the demarcation that someone in the crowd responded audibly, “Oh, great, that’s all we need: more Jews in Southampton.” The synagogue soon withdrew the proposal in response to the outcry. In a May 23 letter sent to Mayor Teller and the WHB Board of Trustees, Schneier included this paragraph: “…the eruv has evoked controversy in the village. Since I am a rabbi who believes in promoting tolerance, I choose not to attribute untoward or foul motives to those who have circulated clearly offensive e-mails or remarks saying that business owners have been asked by me or members of the Jewish community to close their stores on Saturday; that the eruv will allow Jews to walk on private property of individuals on the way to synagogue; and that this is the beginning of a push by the rabbi to create ‘another Lawrence.’” Parenthetically, however, it is hard not to understand the true meaning of one expression that has been used: ‘Just what we need, more Jews.’” Although the eruv plans were taken back (as of this writing, the synagogue has expressed plans to propose them again in the fall), Laube says he was harshly grilled at a town meeting — at which the eruv was not on the agenda — where one woman insisted Laube comment on the proposal. Laube admitted, “Perhaps it wasn’t the most politically savvy thing to do,” but

said he went on to explain to the woman that he did support it and saw no harm in its existence. Within days, the WHBASCS ad appeared in The Southampton Press, asking: “Is Westhampton Beach a Christian Community?” and “Is Westhampton Beach an Orthodox Jewish Community?” The ad declared “no” as the answer to both questions, but stated that the eruv would proclaim Westhampton Beach as an “Orthodox Jewish Community for all time.” Exclamations of “Don’t Let It Happen!” appeared, and then the copy inferred that a vote for Laube was “a vote for the eruv.” (It also made this claim against former Fox 5 News anchor John Roland, who ran unsuccessfully for Westhampton Beach Deputy Mayor Jim Kametler’s board seat.) Since the appearance of the ad, Laube has received several blocked phone calls that included threats and hurled insults. There have been 12 calls so far, including one as recently as August 14. “It started the week before the election,” said Laube. “The calls started with ‘you’re a Jewlover, you’re going to burn in hell’...the last one


on August 14, from a private name, private number, was, ‘I hate you, you’re a dumb Jew, I hope you die, ____ you.’ At first I thought this was a joke, but I soon realized it was real.” Laube explained that while he did not know the caller’s identity, he recognized it as a woman, and as a senior citizen. It reminded him of anti-Semitism stories from his family before he was born. His late mother — a Catholic Westhampton Beach native — told Tim she had received a “hard time” from town church leaders when she wanted to marry his father, who was a non-practicing Jew from Center Moriches. “But that was 1954!” he exclaimed. “This is 2008!” He went on say that when he served as a reporter for The Southampton Press, he would hear the occasional jab that the synagogue controlled the mayor and the town, but that when he was a board member he was never approached by any members of the temple. Laube further pointed out that no more than 30 members of Hampton Synagogue are registered to vote in Westhampton Beach, but he wouldn’t be surprised if the reaction against the eruv led to an increase. Laube said he supported the eruv due to his personal feelings toward religious freedom, regardless of his heritage, and cited it as something akin to the church bells of St. Mark’s that can be heard throughout the area. He also referenced a similar case that took place in 1999 in Tenafly, NJ, in which the community had fought the construction of an eruv there. After five years of legal battles, Bergen County approved the proposal, costing the town $1 million in legal fees plus the reimbursement sum of $325,000 to the Tenafly Eruv Association for its court costs. Laube pointed out that Westhampton Beach only has a yearly budget of $9 million, and expressed fear that a legal battle could be a major financial blow to the town. Meanwhile, tension continues to flair. A town meeting held on August 13 included a reading of some of the e-mails that the synagogue has received — many containing anti-Semitic remarks — after which a third of the audience walked out. And while the debate swells, diatribes and controversy have spilled past the town’s borders. Several websites that consider the global Jewish community its target demographic have taken notice of the reportedly biased comments made by opponents of the eruv. Sites such as The Jewish Week,, ,,, and The Yeshiva World News have turned this local situation into a topic that is now being discussed on an international level, and there are those who wonder how this could damage the reputation of Westhampton Beach. Laube mentioned the Wednesday meeting, but explained why he chose not to attend. “Wednesday night, I was at a friend’s house and thought, ‘Should we go to this thing?’...and we all supported the eruv, but we thought the meeting would just be a train wreck. [I know] it was supposed to be an educational thing,” he (continued on the next page)

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said, adding that he had heard that crowd members against the eruv were expressing some very blatant anti-Semitism. He added that a friend who was present described the meeting as “a mess” and said, “There was a lot of hatred in that building.” As for Laube, he’s looking to leave. He had plans to purchase his brother’s Westhampton

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still describes Westhampton Beach as a great place with great people, calling those he considers guilty of anti-Semitism in town, “a minority, but a vocal minority and a powerful minority.” When asked if he felt that there is a concerted racial issue in Westhampton Beach, Laube said, “I didn’t…but I do now.”

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like family. In fact, the event felt more like a communal, family reunion than a fundraiser. Nahem spoke of how Lewis has integrated into his life and become part of the family. “It’s such a great pleasure. I just wish that people would open their homes, then the children will open their hearts.” Kate Brinkerhoff, the public relations director for the fund, said that, “over 65% of the children are invited back each summer for a visit.” Jane Viau, a high school teacher in Harlem, has taken in two children for the past five years. Wendy and Samantha, from Brooklyn and the Bronx, talk about their relationships with the Viau family. “They send us packages on Christmas and for our birthdays.” She added that, unlike in the city, she has experienced here on the East End “big, nice houses like this.”


Beach house, but with the intense nature of the anonymous calls he says he’s still receiving, he has begun to feel unsafe in the town where he was born. “My parents ran the movie theater in town. I worked at the bowling alley,” he stated. “I went to college and came back and wrote for the local paper…I enjoy the community, but I feel uncomfortable going out.” He

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“I was shocked when I heard the news about not being on the list,” said Lyle Smith, a police officer who carried his proclamation where he was named, “Officer of the Year” by both the Town and the County. Smith, who was injured last June during his duty on the cops and cones program, said, “I didn’t do anything other than to do my job and get hurt on it.” The six officers also include Kevin Gwinn, Ken Mujsce, Maureen Drew, Steve Frankenback and Ed Crohan. “I think, whether this resolution passes or fails, the effects will be felt for years,” said Kevin Gwinn, 45, who was also injured earlier in the year in the line of duty. “I think this is arbitrary selection, and that they’re gambling with public safety. They’re sending a message to the younger cops that if they get injured on the job, they may not be around after 20 years.” Maureen Drew, 44, was also injured in the line of duty. “I’m 44 years old — and too young to be forced out to be retired. I expected to stay on and be retired with my husband, who is also an officer, but not here.” Aube said his group and the other PBAs and officers would continue their protest demonstration during the Town Board meeting Tusday night. “We will continue to fight this,” he said. At press time Tuesday evening, before the Town Board Meeting, Kabot said they would table the resolution until September 9, and give Aube a chance to meet with the board.


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Kiel Basford Wins Flash Fiction Contest, Published Here By Jaime Felber A month ago, Dan’s Papers started accepting entries for a flash fiction writing competition. The goal was to offer budding writers the chance to express their creative talent, and grant one writer the reward of having his or her work published. The catch to this competition was the word limit — 500 words is a challenging size for a captivating story. But that’s exactly what makes flash fiction so popular and so poignant: its ability to pack a punch in a short space. The style has been perpetuated by writers for generations — examples include Hemingway’s famous six-word “For Sale: baby shoes, never worn,” and Richard Morgan’s “K.I.A. Baghdad, Aged 18 — Closed Casket.” In addition to the word limit, subject matter presents another challenge. In order to evoke reader reaction in a short amount of time, flash fiction topics tend to be unsettling in their nature. As is clear from Morgan and Hemingway’s work, death is a popular diving board for writers in this style. However, as is important with every style of writing, a sense of perspective and balance is needed. It’s a difficult combination to master in any form, but especially when limited by the boundaries of flash fiction. Thank you to everybody who submitted stories. We had a plethora of high-caliber pieces to choose from. Selecting a winner was difficult, and works by Joel Kaler and Evelyn Konrad were closely considered before we finally chose our winner, Kiel Basford. Basford’s story, “Fecundity,” best embodied the essence of flash fiction. The name of Basford’s piece was an early indication of a clearly creative imagination. “Fecundity” by Kiel Basford The decision for minor surgery was made shortly after viewing the X-rays, which I thought to be unnecessary. Muscle irritation, I said, or perhaps an allergic reaction to something — have you eaten any exotic foods lately? Have you traveled to a third world nation? No? If it will make you feel better we’ll have some X-rays done. She said that it would, that she had read somewhere that tumors are often misdiagnosed as simple muscle irritation. Well, I said, we’ll have the X-rays done to stay on the safe side, but I doubt there’s anything to worry about. Osteosarcoma, I thought, peering into the cavernous and spindly gnarled recesses encroaching on the bones in her lower spine and pelvis. But then, what are all these segmented lines? I consulted the other doctors on the floor, one a fellow oncologist who stared blankly at the X-ray. He said it didn’t look like any osteosarcoma he’d ever seen. Some minor investigative surgery, I told her. There’s an abnormality in the bones where your pain is that wasn’t fully revealed by the X-rays. Will I ever have kids? she asked me. I opened my mouth to tell her that the area of concern was far removed from her reproductive organs, but the childish panic in her suddenly provocative honey-sweet countenance caught me in a moment of shameless dropped-jaw lechery. Of course, I managed to say, and that she shouldn’t worry until there was something to worry about. The next time I would see her would be behind the safety of a paper mask, after the anesthesiol-

ogist had done his job. Nothing went smoothly. We had to move from the normal operating room with its serene sterility to a less-than-pristine unused delivery room. It wouldn’t have been a problem had the surgery been as minor as I had planned, but the first and only intended incision revealed the anomaly in her bones to be not something more complex or complicated or difficult to handle, but something entirely chaotic. As the knife passed over her back and left to ridges of skin rising like the waters of the Red Sea before Moses, a swarm of gluttonous termites poured out. At least a hundred, ravenous, flowed over her milky skin, onto the operating table, my knife, my hand. They bit. They’re biting me, I yelled,

They’re eating me. The nurse gasped, hand on her heart, as if to pledge her loyalty to the termites, spreading, cancerous. They’re eating me. I felt one, vile, under my glove and wrenched my hand back forth, losing the knife. It landed, like a lawn dart, in the patient’s unconscious buttock. The anesthesiologist, who ran out without my noticing, ran back in with a rolled up newspaper and a bottle of rubbing alcohol, pounding them with a chronicle of human misery while drowning them, filling their germ-ridden guts with the alcohol. An hour later, termite guts were everywhere. During the commotion someone had knocked into the gas, causing it to leak, which killed the patient. Her face, serene, shattered. Foul termites. They flowed forth, slowly, like so much promised milk and honey.


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JENNIFER MULLER'S "GARDEN OF HOPE" Jennifer Muller/The Works in association with Guild Hall presented Twilight in the Garden of Hope, a special Hamptons dance performance on the lawn of Rory Riggs’ Furthur Lane home.


Jennifer Muller, Rebecca Cooper

Joan & George Hornig

Elizabeth Disharoon, Alice Sachs Zimet

Julia Hornig, David Haber

Pascal Rekorert, Josiah Guitian

Jane & Michael Wind

JUSTIN LOVE @ COLDWELL The Gallery @ Coldwell Banker P r e v i e w s International on Newtown Lane, East Hampton, hosted a reception of vibrant paintings by Justin Love on view until Sept 15. A portion of sales will benefit East End Hospice.

Rory Riggs

Seiko Fujita, Roberta Mathes, Susanna Bozzetti

Diana Niles-King, John Louis Bryant, Belle McIntyre & Lola

Barbara Massey, Michele Kidwell

SHOP TIL @ THE HAMPTON CLASSIC Opening day at the Hampton Classic was picture perfect, not only for the “Media Luncheon” that was catered by Robbins Wolfe Eventeurs, but also for fashion and shopping at the numerous boutiques.

Justin Love

Dennis Suskind, Melissa Cohn, Shanette Cohen, Marty Bauman

Beau Thomas A. Hulse, Patricia Hulse

Jeff Moses, Donna Miles

Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, Roberta Freymann

Tom W. Ratcliffe 111, Barry Gordin, Tracey Tooker, Maria Tennariello

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FAMILY EQUALITY IN THE HAMPTONS The Family Equality Council hosted an afternoon of fun with LGBT parents and their children at The Childrens Museum of the East End in Bridgehampton.


Mark Corpron, Emma & Joe Vallo

Heather Tankersley, Hailey Broughton-Jones

Marion & Oliver Roaman

Charlotte & Robert Levine

Rodney Caro, Hudson Galardi-Troy, Susan Galardi, Beth Troy

GOLD IN THE HAMPTONS Pop Star Ari Gold and Kelly King gave a rare performance in Mathew & Jill Zenker, Alex Romero-Ruffo, Marie-Elena Ruffo, Connor Zenker, East Hampton at Matteo & Livvie, Beatrice Alda, Jennifer Brooke Rosanne Percivalle, Ben Zenker a private estate singing songs from Ari's album Vered Gallery hosted a private preview of "Vessels and Vehicles," an exhibition featuring the amazing works of T r a n s p o r t Samy D & Peter Maier, which will be on display thru Sept 10. Systems, including his current Top 10 billboard dance hit "Where The Music Takes You."


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ANDREW PHELPS Harper's Books on Newtown Lane hosted a reception for artist Andrew Phelps, whose limited edition works will be on display thru Oct 14.

Terre, Ed, & Chef Greg Grossman

Janet Lehr, Samy D., Risa Levine

Harper Levine, Andrew Phelps

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EEGO EEGO hosted their benefit tea dance with D. J. Karin Ward @ Lily Pond in East Hampton.

The Spanierman Gallery in East Hampton hosted a reception for artists Mary Abbott and Sally Egbert on view through Sept. 22. Gavin, Helen & Ira Spanierman

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Terry Ross, Christopher Prause

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POLO CLOSING DAY This summer's tournament match at Bridgehampton’s Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge is the most exciting in the sport of polo. Some of the world's best athletes compete for one of the sport's most treasured prizes amid the splendor of the fashionable Hamptons summer scene. All proceeds benefited the South Fork Breast Health Coalition. Polo remains a ‘hot ticket’ in the Hamptons.

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Richard Swift, Kathy Rae

Neil Hirsch, Laura Flug

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Opening day of the 33rd Hampton Classic Horse Show, one of the nation's premier show jumping competitions, continues through Sunday, August 31. Congratulations to Hillary Dobbs who won the $20,000 Nicolock Time Challenge. The Classic hosts hunter/jumper competition for riders ranging from the youngest competitors in Leadline and Short Stirrup classes all the way up to Olympic veterans in the $200,000 FTI Grand Prix.

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The annual On the Bay Lawn Party in Watermill raised awareness and funds for Long Island Gay & Lesbian Youth. The organization plans to open a satellite center on the East End to serve local teens.

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Hosted by Henry Buhl in his Southampton home, the Bug Bash is the major fundraiser for former New York Lieutenant Governor, Betsy McCaughey's organization, the Committee to Reduce Infection Deaths. Commonly referred to as RID, this organization works with state legislators to 'rid' our hospitals of various infections. Approximately 90% of the donations went directly to programming!

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Henry Buhl, Linda Schaller

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ONE WOMAN SHOW Owain Hughes Artist/Curator, and Dan's Paper's photographer, Kimberly Goff, had an opening at Peter Marcelle's Hampton Road Gallery for her “One Woman Show that was a huge success. There was an after party at the Southampton Inn. Good luck Kimberly!

Paola & Arnold Rosenshein

Bob Hormats, Betsy McCaughey, Diana McCaughey

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The Stella Adler Studio of Acting started in 1949. In March, the Studio launched the Roy Scheider Scholarship Endowment Fund. Roy was the co-chair of the board of Directors of the Studio. Steven Speilberg kicked off the fundraising with a $50,000 challenge grant. John Hearst Jr. (Bunky) hosted the event with Ellen Adler and Brenda Seimer Scheider acting as cohosts. Tom Oppenhein, Ellen Adler's son and Stella Adler's grandson runs the studio as Artistic Director. Greg Therriault, Simon Lyle Miller, Molly Scheider, Brenda Siemer Scheider, Joe Pintauro

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IMAGINE @ THE SOUTHAMPTON INN Before John Lennon was a Beatle, he was an artist. Yoko Ono and The Southampton Inn presented "Come Together" a limited edition collection of John's works that chronicled his life with Yoko through art. The money that is raised will help benefit the Human Resources of the Hamptons.

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First Tango In Mendoza By Christopher S. Miller Some of today’s best wine values are found in South American wine regions. Chile has long been a good source for inexpensive wines, but in the last fifteen years Argentina has come on very strong and today their wines are either equal or maybe even a touch ahead of Chile in terms of value. One of the families at the forefront of this revolution has been the Catena family in the Mendoza region. Their wine projects include Catena Winery, Alamos, Tilia, Alma Negra, Luca, Tikal and Ernesto Catena Selections. The importer of Catena wines invited a small group of sommeliers and wine buyers to their Malbec Camp, and though the timing was difficult to justify, I squeezed in the week-long adventure. The middle of August may be the height of the Hamptons season, but it is late winter in Argentina, so some weather research was required to help with packing. The winter climate in Mendoza is quite agreeable, a bit like San Francisco without the fog. Most days fluctuated between 60 degrees and 69 degrees F, requiring a light sweater in the mornings or when the sun went behind the clouds on a sunny winter afternoon. The commute is rather arduous. Our route was through Miami as the trip was coordinated by Catena wine importer, Billington Wines, and all the participants were booked on the same flight out of Miami, offering us an opportunity to begin to bond before the camp. Naturally there had to be one sommelier (wine snob) that wanted to prove his wine chops, so during our four-hour layover we were subjected to a litany of Argentine wine questions. It only took a few more hours for

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A Trip To Rivadavia In Argentina Produced A Few Surprises, Not All Of Them About Wine

The approach to Catena Winery in Mendoza, Argentina

endure the intense pollution of the socked-in city of Santiago for several more hours. This gave us more time to learn about everyone’s backgrounds (it also gave the original wine geek of the group time for a few more jabs). After a short hop over the stunning Andes, we landed in Mendoza and were met with nostalgically lax security. One of the group actually snapped pictures after disembarking on the tarmac! Such lack of discretion would have been met with handcuffs and interrogation in most American airports. We then headed to our Camp headquarters at the Catena family summer home, La Vendimia, in Rivadavia. This lovely property is surrounded by old vineyards, many trained in the old traditional parral system (aka tendone and pergola) and irrigated with flood channels throughout the vineyards. Though in general this system produces large quantities of fair grapes, when yields are strictly controlled it is useful in areas where the sun is so powerful that the extra leaf canopy protects the fruit from sunburn. After an appetizer of homemade empanadas we enjoyed a traditional asado (meal of meats grilled on an open wood/coal fire), during which we were introduced to the educational portion of the Camp and given more insight into our agenda over the next several days. The success and history of Malbec in Mendoza was going to be the diet for our stay. We learned more about Mendoza viticulture than many of us thought existed, about the soil and irrigation that limits phyloxera and how all the vines are on their own root systems (rather than the rest of the vinous world that needs American rootstock to prevent the

After graduating from Malbec Camp… we enjoyed our last dinner at the Catena family's summer home. But the next project came as a bit of a surprise for us… the rest of the group to reel the “wine geek” in (though later in the trip the group was referred to as the “wine geek group” by Laura Catena herself, owner of the winery). Due to severe fog in Santiago, Chile, we missed our morning connecting flight over the heart of the Andes to Mendoza and had to

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Letter from the Editor: Dinner (with Wine) To Go from Bridge Street By Susan Whitney Simm Shelter Island’s Bridge Street, a block-long thoroughfare just down the hill from “The Heights,” is famous for many reasons, not the least of which is its proximity to the elite village of waterfront estates lining Dering Harbor. Despite this the street remains a bit of a welcome throwback to simpler times. Though the eponymous bridge is a rather nondescript affair connecting Chase Creek to Dering Harbor, the street is home to several iconic Island landmarks. The Dory is an old-fashioned bar and waterside restaurant, and the gas station at the end of the street is the oldest family-run Mobil station in the country. It is owned by the Piccozzi family who purchased the property, along with the waterfront yacht facility (a former coal yard), in 1927. The offices upstairs arguably have one of the best water views in the world. You’ll also find Jack’s Hardware and toy store, owned by Mike Anglin, beloved to all yachtsmen and fishermen who live on the Island. Need a rod, a reel, a fender or even a mooring? Mike is the go-to guy. He’ll even weave an eye into the end of a line the

old-fashioned way! Then there’s Bliss Department Store. You’ll find caps, tees and car magnets emblazoned with the Island logo next to such necessities as ice cube trays and shower curtains. But perhaps the most well-known destination to Island visitors is the food market. For years known as the Island Food Centre, the market was a destination for gourmet items as well as sandwiches and coffee. But last winter the market closed and its windows were mysteriously shrouded in paper. Slowly hints about its future appeared. Clearly there was a lot of activity going on behind that paper. Then one day gold letters appeared spelling out the market’s new name: Reddings, Purveyor of Fine Fo o d s. Mystery solved. The endeavor is the brainchild of owners Ann Redding and Matthew Danzer, a charming young couple who met in the kitchen at Thomas Kelll er’s Per Se, the top Manhattan restaurant, where Matthew was chef de parte. Before ending up at Per Se, Matthew was going to school for photography when he realized that he really wanted to do that as a hobby as opposed to a career. “Years ago a friend of mine was a cook at The

Birchwood (a restaurant in the Polish Town section of Riverhead) and he called me and asked if I could help him out in the kitchen because someone didn’t show up for work,” said Matthew. “I said sure, why not. While I was there I realized how much I enjoyed cooking professionally.” The chef at the restaurant took notice of Matthew’s ability and gave him a flyer from the Culinary Institute of America (CIA). After eight months at the Birchwood Matthew attended the prestigious school and headed to New York after graduation, where he eventually met Ann. Originally the couple thought about opening a restaurant on the North Fork, but when a friend suggested they look at the space on Shelter Island, it was love at first sight. After months of renovations, many of which they did themselves, they opened for business Memorial Day weekend after staying up till 5 the night before getting ready for the big day and dashing home for an hour’s sleep. Judging by my many visits this summer, they are on track to Susan Whitney Simm is Dan's Papers Wine Guide Editor. Email (continued on page 97)

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slow death from phyloxera infestation). We also learned about the clones that are different and better than those found in Malbecâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s original home of Cahors in southwestern France, about the best trellising systems, why vineyard altitude and exposure is so important and about the art of blending, to name just a few factors. On our first full day we had the opportunity to experience many of the above factors first hand. Our first stop was the Adrianna Vineyard high in the Tupungato region of the Uco Valley. I have tasted wines from this vineyard before, but never had I known that the Tupungato region was named for the second highest mountain of the Andes that towered over the 5,000 ft high vineyard. The Tupungato tops out at 6,570 meters, or 21,555 feet! In the Adrianna vineyard we were put to work (had to pay for our accommodations and flight somehow) pruning the vines so they were ready to begin producing very high-quality grapes in the coming months. This process is quite important and was overseen by Alejandro Fernandez, the Catena head viticulturist. After the hard work, we were rewarded with single vineyard Malbec from both the Adrianna Vineyard and the Nicasia Vineyard along with more empanadas. The Adrianna had a wonderful aromatic and floral note with a crisp palate and very long finish, while the Nicasia was more brooding and rich with a denser palate and darker fruit. These are part of the blend of the Catena Alta Malbec and help make the wine one of Mendozaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s benchmarks. Though not available now, these single vineyard wines could

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reach the market here in the future. The next stop was the La Consulta region in the Southern Uco Valley, where we helped plant part of a new Malbec vineyard. This fun exercise helped us understand the problem of finding water in the Mendoza desert where the very poor soil composition forces the plant to struggle and therefore produce better grapes. The most important criterion for purchasing land that is to be planted is water supply. If the property doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have access to irrigation channels a well needs to be drilled and a bit of luck is needed. La Consulta is the new hot region for vineyards in Mendoza and is also the furthest south in the region. As Laura Catena mentioned, when one looks south from the vineyard, there is nothing for 1000 miles till the Rio Negra region in Patagonia. Other great benefits to growing vines in the cool regions of Mendoza is the ability to use irrigation control to push the plant to produce more intense berries with thicker skins, which create grapes that are richer in complex tannins, acidity, and concentration in general. A bonus of the strong sun at high altitudes is that the plant works hard to protect the seeds with thicker skins resulting in wines with more resveratrol, the powerful anti-oxidant that helps reduce cholesterol

and helps us live longer! The wine with the highest concentrations of resveratrol are Malbec grown in Mendoza at elevations of 4,500 feet or higher, such as the Alta Malbec from Catena or the new single vineyard Malbec from Adrianna in Tupungato. The next day was devoted to the winery, and what a winery it is. The Catena winery was designed in the manner of a Pyramid on a property they call La PirĂĄĂĄmide, in the subregion of Agrelo that is within the Lujan de Cuyo region of northern Mendoza. The elevation is 3,100 feet, so the wines produced are rich with dark berry and plum flavors that nicely compliment the more aromatic fruit from higher elevations. Our duties in the winery included battonage (French for stirring of the lees) of the Chardonnay barrels, racking the Malbec from barrel to tank and measuring the oxygen levels to make sure the wine is not getting either too much or too little, not to mention the all important blending of the wines from each vineyard. We tasted the Malbec from each vineyard and then determined our blend. We also tasted their final blend, aka Catena Alta Malbec. I opted to use higher percentages of the La Consulta and Adrianna fruit that is from the higher altitude sites. This imparts that lovely floral component and a long bright finish with plenty of tannic grip and the all important resveratrol to help me live longer (so I can drink more wine, of course). Now, while I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to worry about the economics or politics of using only certain vineyards in my blend, the winemaker doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have the same luxury. After lunch and an animated conversation with Laura and her staff about marketing and how to let the world know about the great Malbecs of Mendoza, we had two last duties, or so we thought. These included a test of our knowledge of Mendoza winemaking and viticulture along with an empanada-making lesson. After graduating from Malbec Camp and receiving a Certificate as a Master in High Altitude Malbec, we enjoyed our last dinner at the familyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s summer home. But the (continued on page 98)

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become one of Bridge Street’s classics. Regulars will be happy to find many specialty items as well as fresh produce, beer and packaged goods with an emphasis on organic products (even the plastic bags they put groceries in are biodegradable). Fresh meats (hormone and antibiotic free) and fish (often local) are offered along with cured and smoked versions. Cheeses, from Artisanal, are sold ripe and ready to eat. Try the Langres, a cow’s milk from France, if it’s available. It will run from the rind if left at room temperature and turned upside down on a plate. Blue Duck Bakery delivers local bread six days a week (the market is closed Wednesdays), and those with a sweet tooth will delight in the gelatos, sorbets, cupcakes and even madeto-order cotton candy in a rainbow of flavors. Housemade staples include Ann’s wonderfully flavorful lentil salad with carrots, a flank steak salad with greens and a sherry vinaigrette, roasted beets, lobster salad and cold sesame soba noodles. A salad made with a grain called faro is delicious and toothy with sundried tomatoes and bits of arugula. Made to order lunches and dinners are offered daily, often including Kobe beef burgers, lobster rolls and great fried chicken. But this writer’s personal favorite is Matthew’s Long Island duckling. It is amazingly succulent and a bargain at $21.99 (easily serves three to four). I recently stopped by and asked Matthew how he achieved this effect. His secret is curing the bird overnight in a mix of Szechwan peppercorns, kosher

Ann Redding and Matthew Danzer, owners of Reddings Market

salt and sugar, then roasting it for about one hour in a convection oven in a savory meringue of egg whites and sherry. After resting for four hours in the cooler it goes for a quick dip in the fryer to crisp the skin and seal in juices. Matthew will also bone the duck for you if you wish. It is also cooked a bit on the rare side, so plan to reheat in a covered pan in the oven if you like it more well done. Just remember to order in the morning for the evening as this dish takes some time to create. One of the pleasures of living in a small community like Shelter Island is being able to shop for great food and fine wine without having to get back in your car. Across from Reddings you’ll find Shelter Island

Wines & Spirits, owned by Bill Schmitz. The shop, where you’ll find either Bill or Dawn LoBue behind the counter, offers a good selection of foreign and domestic wines – you’ll even find some famous California Cabs such as Dominus, which is owned by the same person that owns Chateau Petrus in Bordeaux (2005 Dominus is $150) – but most labels are in the $20-30 range. I asked Matthew and Ann what they would pair with their duck from Bill’s shop, and they recommend the Long Island-produced 2003 Lieb Estate Merlot (a very good buy at $24 with some nice age on it). The wine has firm tannins and lots of dark fruit, a great compliment to the duck. Bill suggested a wine from Oregon’s Willamette Valley, the 2005 Benton Lane Pii not Noir ($25 and 92 points from Wine Spectator), a wellextracted wine with delightful hints of plum and delicate spices. My pick is the 2006 Trimbach Gewurztraminer ($21). The wine’s bright acidity and spice are excellent foils for the rich game. Back at Reddings, I ask Ann and Matthew, who live a short distance from the market – “ we can actually see it out our windows!” – what their plans are for fall after their first busy summer season. They are playing it by ear as far as winter hours are concerned, but for now they are looking forward to the change of seasons. Matthew is excited about offering artisanal pizzas, duck confit and chicken pot pies. He also plans to make pate en croute for the holidays. And what is Ann looking forward to? Without a moment’s hesitation she answers, “sleep!”


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Blind Tasting at Le Bernardin - 2 April 2008


2005 Olivier Leflaive Meursault

2005 Lenz Gold Chardonnay

2005 Lenz White Label Chardonnay

2005 Vincent Girardin Meursault

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Laura Catena demonstrates how they plant vines

next project came as a bit of a surprise for us. We watched as the room was cleared out and turned into a Tango classroom. First came the pros. Wow! They would put Dancing With The Stars to shame. Then came the lessons for all the wine geeks. Amazingly, none of us tumbled embarrassingly to the floor. But now my wife wants proof of these lessons. I told her all I have are a few pictures. Seems my two left feet carried me back north of the equator.











Christopher Miller is Dan’s Papers’ “Wine Guide” Senior Wine Writer. Mr. Miller is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America, an Advanced Sommelier with the Court of Master Sommeliers, a wine consultant for Sherry-Lehmann and wine educator. He is also the Education Director for Long Island’s Sommelier Society of America, and has held the position of saucier chef at Schweizerhof in St. Moritz, Switzerland, and that of sommelier at Manhattan’s ‘21’ Club. He is teaching a Captain’s Course at Ruvo Restaurants in the September. Visit his website or email


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Cablevision’s Kids Day on Saturday, August 30. In its 15th year, Kids Day offers free admission to children under the age of 12 along with a free pony ride, among many other attractions. In addition to the world-class equestrian competition, the horse show’s Cablevision’s Kids Day on Saturday will feature performances by members of the National Circus Project along with Alan the Magician and Ruby the Face Painter. Kids can also

visit the animals in the petting zoo, Millstone Farm’s miniature horses, and Teade, Huey, and Rodger, the trick-performing horses in the Exhibition Tent. And be sure to watch the Guide Dog Foundation puppies who will be demonstrating the skills they employ to help the blind and disabled in everyday life. “Kids Day is a great opportunity for families to visit the Hampton Classic – between the attractions going on in the exhibition area for children as well as the variety of equestrian competitions being offered, there is sure to be something for everybody to enjoy!” said Shanette Barth Cohen, Executive

Director of the Hampton Classic. Children attending on Kids Day will receive a special gift from Cablevision and will be entered in a free raffle for prizes donated by Hampton Classic sponsors and boutique vendors. The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) will also be on hand at the Classic this year. Joanne Pentangelo of the ASPCA’s Humane Education Department and Joe Pentangelo, Special Officer of the Humane Law Enforcement and a star of Animal Planet’s “Animal Precinct,” will be on hand at the horse show on Kid’s Day to answer questions about how to help animals in need.


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2008 HAMPTON CLASSIC OFFICIAL SPONSORS AB Skincare – Sponsor since 2008 ASPCA – Sponsor since 2007 Alfred University – Sponsor since 2006 Alessandro Albanese – Sponsor Since 2008 Ameriprise Financial –Sponsor since 2006 Animal Planet – Sponsor since 2008 Antarès – Sponsor since 2001 Bank of America – Sponsor since 2006 Baron’s Cove – Sponsor since 2008 Berkoski Ice – Sponsor since 2008 bluhammock music – Sponsor since 2007 Bridgehampton National Bank – Sponsor since 1994 Brown Harris Stevens – Sponsor since 2000 Cablevision – Sponsor since 1997 Calvin Klein – Sponsor since 1980 Champagne Louis Roederer – Sponsor since 1998 Classic Party Rentals – Sponsor since 2007 Dan’s Papers – Sponsor since 1990 Dave Bofill Marine – Sponsor since 2007 Corcoran – Sponsor since 1999 Milea Trucks – Sponsor since 2007 Marders – Sponsor since 2000 The Manhattan Mortgage Company – Sponsor since 1996 LAND ROVER – Sponsor since 1989 LIV Vodka – Sponsor since 2008 Khanh Sports – Sponsor since 2008 Jaguar – Sponsor since 1997 Hoffman International Properties – Sponsor since 2007 Horse Haven – Sponsor since 2007 Hermés – Sponsor since 2006

Hampton Style – Sponsor since 2005 Hamptons Magazine – Sponsor since 2001 Hampton Conservatories – Sponsor since 2007 Hampton Luxury Liner – Sponsor since 2001 HRH – Sponsor since 2006 Global Horse Transport, Inc. – Sponsor since 2002 Landscaping by Gasper Larosa – Sponsor since 2006 Bombardier Flexjet – Sponsor since 2005 Frank Crystal & Company – Sponsor since 2008 FIJI Water – Sponsor since 2007 FTI – Sponsor since 2006 – Sponsor since 1999 Farrell Fritz – Sponsor since 2008 FENDI – Sponsor since 2005 EquiFit, Inc. – Sponsor since 2004 Empire Merchants – Sponsor since 2007 Enclave Inn – Sponsor since 2008 East Hampton Star – Sponsor since 2000 eighty one – Sponsor since 2008 Diversified Services – Sponsor since 2007 Der Dau – Sponsor since 1996 David Yurman – Sponsor since 1996 Young Jumper Championships – Sponsor since 2004 WÖLFFER Estate Vineyard & Stables – Sponsor since 1991 Walpole Woodworkers – Sponsor since 2004 WVVH-TV Hamptons Television – Sponsor since 1996 WLIU 88.3 FM – Sponsor since 2005 W.G.H.R. Farm – Sponsor since 1986 WEF – Sponsor since 2008 Two Trees Stables – Sponsor since 1995

VOX Hamptons – Sponsor since 2004 Video In Demand – Sponsor since 2006 Jos.M.Troffa Landscape & Mason Supplies – Sponsor since 2006 Triple Crown Custom – Sponsor since 2001 – Sponsor since 2008 The New York Times – Sponsor since 2008 Tavern on the Green – Sponsor since 2001 Southampton Inn – Sponsor since 2008 Spy Coast Farm – Sponsor since 2008 Sotheby’s International Realty – Sponsor since 1999 Sam Edelman Shoes – Sponsor since 2007 Shecky’s Media —- Sponsor since 2008 Snapple – Sponsor since 2007 SHF Enterprises – Sponsor since 2002 Robbins Wolfe – Sponsor since 1995 RV Sales of Broward – Sponsor since 2006 R Squared LLC – Sponsor since 2002 Prudential Douglas Elliman Real Estate – Sponsor since 2005 Optimum – Sponsor since 1997 Oughton Limited – Sponsor since 2008 Pali Capital – Sponsor since 2008 Panera Breads – Sponsor since 2008 Quogue Pony Farm – Sponsor since 2008 NYMEX – Sponsor since 2006 Nicolock – Sponsor since 2005 Northrop & Johnson – Sponsor since 2008 Newsday – Sponsor since 2004 Montauk Yacht Club – Sponsor since 2008

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Supporting the Jumpers and Trotters What do you get when you combine successful business owners, a love for horses and one of the nation’s biggest horse shows? You get the support of Hampton Classic sponsors from both in and out of the saddle. This unique group of individuals includes Melissa Cohn, owner and founder of Manhattan Mortgage Company; Jaylaan Ahmad-Llewellyn, founder and CEO of bluhammock music; Alexandra Cherubini, founder and owner of EquiFit, Inc.; Gigi Stetler, founder and owner of RV Sales of Broward; and the family of Dennis Shaughnessy, chairman of the Board for FTI Consulting. Cohn’s Manhattan Mortgage Company first began sponsoring the Hampton Classic in 1996 and has been involved every year since. The company is the official sponsor of the Classic’s Opening Day. Harvard graduate Jaylaan Ahmad-Llewellyn launched her independent music label, bluhammock music, at the age of 24. Ahmad-Llewellyn, who rides in the adult jumpers’ category, decided to combine her love of horses and music. Then her company became the sponsor of the bluhammock music Open Jumper class at the Hampton Classic in 2007. This will also mark the second year that bluhammock music will host the Blu Party – an unforgettable event that features live performances by bluhammock artists at an exclusive Hamptons Estate. “Last year’s Blu Party was a huge success, and it is the perfect way for us to continue to introduce live music and bluhammock artists,” said AhmadLlewellyn. The VIP, by-invitation event hosts over 500 music influencers, socialites and celebrities. The event benefits For The Planet, a non-profit organization that helps fund other non-profits dedicated to preserving and restoring our natural environment, in addition to H.E.A.R.T, another nonprofit group that provides state-of-the-art emergency transportation services for injured or ill horses, specializing in horses in need of urgent care. Founder and owner of EquiFit, Inc., Cherubini is a true equestrian entrepreneur. After futilely searching for state-of-the-art equestrian gear that lived up to the standards she envisioned, she decided to take matters into her own hands and create exactly what she – and some of the world’s best equestrian athletes – were searching for. Cherubini, who competes across the country in hunter and amateur-owner jumper divisions, is constantly on the lookout for new ideas and product lines, often drawing from her own equestrian background for inspiration. EquiFit, Inc. became involved with this summer’s Olympic Games by supplying products to the United States Equestrian Federation, and was recently named the “Official Performance Horse Boot and Leg Wear of the USEF.” EquiFit, Inc. has been a proud sponsor of the Hampton Classic since 2004. Few have as an inspirational life story as Stetler, founder and owner of RV Sales of Broward, which rents and sells luxury RVs. Stetler, who built the business from the ground up, has sold RVs to some of the world’s best riders, capitalizing on that fact that they spend a majority of their time at shows and away from home, and are looking for an RV that is upscale, comfortable and sensible. “Being in the RV business is

perfect for me because it is just one more excuse to go to the horse shows,” she said. “Horse shows are where I love to be.” Stetler, who sponsors equestrian events across the country, is an avid rider who competes regularly in the adult jumper divisions at horse shows across the country. While Dennis Shaughnessy, chairman of the Board for FTI Consulting, won’t be climbing into the saddle and competing at the Hampton Classic this summer, his daughter, Mary Helen, has a winning history at the Classic. In 2007, she and Loriot 265, owned by Shamrock Ventures, was

champion of the 1.30m Amateur-Owner Jumper Division. She is back riding again this year. “We are honored to support one of the nation’s grandest and most respected equestrian competitions,” said Shaughnessy. “The Hampton Classic embodies the highest standards of sportsmanship for both Olympian equestrians and young champions, just as FTI Consulting embodies the highest standards of professionalism within the global business community. By sponsoring the Hampton Classic Grand Prix event, we are aligning two world-class organizations around the pinnacle of competition and a tradition of excellence.”


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Shopping at the Hampton Classic By Maria Tennariello This is the 33rd annual Hampton Classic Horse Show and the crowds on the grounds were amazing. The weather was perfect and the horses were looking so good, but the highlight for me was the annual Media Luncheon and shopping the Boutique Garden at the Classic with my friends and colleagues, Barry Gordin and Tom Ratcliffe III. All the booths were filled with wonderful merchandise at affordable prices. Let’s shop the Boutique Garden! Following tradition, Barry, Tom and I stopped at Tracey Tooker Hats, as we do every year, and took a photo wearing her fabulous hats. There is a

hat here for every occasion, including the Classic of course. There are feathers, suede, fur, straw, cloth, western, and custom styles for weddings, etc. Tracey is known for her glamorous styles and highend fabrics and is the place to shop for that unique and special hat that you have been looking for. You will find her in her usual spot, the corner booth near the food stand. Stop in, try a hat on, bet you don’t leave without purchasing one. Contact her at: 561-628-3494. Khans Sports, located at 58 and 60 Park Place in East Hampton, had it all going on with tons of EH Eyewear that included Prada, Ray Ban, Nike,

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Memories: A Look Back at the 2007 FTI Grand Prix

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Eliza Shuford, 28, of Hickory, North Carolina, and Larentino, owned by the Larentino Group, triumphed against Olympians Beezie Madden and Peter Wylde to win the $150,000 FTI Grand Prix at the 2007 Hampton Classic Horse Show. Beezie Madden, of Cazenovia, New York, and Peter Wylde, of Dover Plains, New York, teammates on the United States’ 2004 Gold Medal Olympic team, placed second and third respectively. The 32nd Hampton Classic Horse Show featured more than $500,000 in prize money, 50,000 spectators and 1,500 horses. The Hampton Classic is not only a sporting event of major proportions, but also one of the most noteworthy social events of the summer. Only three of the 30 horses in the starting field were able to ride fault-free in the first round over the Conrad Homfeld designed course. Shuford, a first time competitor, had the unfortunate position of being the first to return for the jump-off. She and Larentino negotiated a clear round in a time of 46.810 seconds, but Shuford knew that Madden and Wylde could easily change the leader board. “I went as fast as I could because I knew I had two very fast riders going behind me,” said Shuford. “I

Larentino and Eliza Shuford, winners of the $150,000 FIT Grand Prix really just wanted to trust my horse. This was the by Elizabeth Busch Burke and John Madden Sales, perfect jump-off for him, so I just kind of trusted my also had a rail down, giving Shuford the biggest win horse and went as fast as I could.” of her career. Wylde and Campino, his Holsteiner gelding, were “Louie, that’s what we call him around the barn, next and had the first rail down giving Shuford more always knows when it’s a big crowd and a special hope for the top spot. “I completely misjudged the disclass,” said Shuford. “He always rises to the occasion. tance to the first fence,” said Wylde. “I made a big He really jumped great.” mistake; it was not my horse’s fault. It blew my conDennis Shaughnessy, chairman of FTI Consulting, centration a little bit.” was thrilled with the Grand Prix and congratulated The last one that could unseat Shuford was the top three riders. “All three of you are simply Madden, the 1993 winner of the class. “My plan was incredible,” said Shaughnessy. “The Hampton Classic to go a little faster than Eliza and go clear,” said is a world-class event. We are thrilled to be part of it Madden. Unfortunately, Madden and Select, owned and today you made it even more special.”

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The Boutique Garden Every year, more than 50 vendors sell their wares in two locations at the Hampton Classic - our Boutique Garden, adjacent to the Food Court, and Stable Row, near the main stabling area. Vendors offer everything from antiques to fine art, souvenirs to saddles, and from gifts and house wares to fashions and accessories. The following is a list of the shops in the Boutique Garden and on Stable Row: 2008 Boutique Garden Vendors: Alessandro Albanese – Italian-made riding clothes, sportswear and accessories. Andean Tradition - High-end baby alpaca clothing including coats, jackets, sweaters, scarves, etc. At 1900 W. 31st Street, J18, Lawrence, KS 66046. AshBlue - Gifts, home accessories, furniture, personal care products, garden, and jewelry. At 2170 Bandywood Drive, Nashville, TN 37215. (615) 3834882. Bertex - Luxury sportswear for men and women. At 11420 Fortune Circle, Wellington, FL 33414. (561) 795-4040. Bluhammock Music & Bluhorse Apparel – Music label and clothing company of modern hip pieces good at the barn or on the street. At 227 W 29 St, New York, NY 10001. (212) 239-3439. Briar Hill Signworks - Custom carved wooden signs. PO Box 1376, New London, NH 03257. (800) 750-6079. Cashmere Outlet - The finest Scottish & Italian cashmeres for men & women and home at discount prices at 58 Newtown Lane, East Hampton, NY 11937. (631) 324-8341. Catherine Canino - Jewelry - artist designed, handcrafted semi-precious & pearl jewelry. At 245 E. 19th St. #15H, New York, NY 10003. (212) 924-5660. CJ Laing – A collection of unique clothing and accessories for women and men. At 28 Birch Hill Road, Locust Valley, NY 11560. (516) 674-1472. Dakri’s - Childrens’ custom gifts and interiors at 3 Market Street, Newburgh, IN 47630. (812) 853-3111. Dark Horse Farm Designs - Custom saddle pads, quilts, table linens, home décor items with equestrian themes at 206 Sharp Hill Road, Wilton, CT 06897. (203) 856-9432. Dave Bofill Marine – Boat & Yacht Sales and marina in three locations: Freeport, Hampton Bays and Southampton, which are all located in the state of New York. Deborah Harper Millinery Inc. - Ready-to-wear and custom made hats at 33 Rte 28, West Harwich, MA 02671. (508) 325-5705. Departure Design - Whether it’s Bamboo disposal products or pistachios from California, Departure Designs has products for all that speak to the green nature of what is to come. Der Dau Custom Made Boots & Shoes Samples of the finest quality custom-made boots & shoes on 1885 McDonald Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11223. (718) 336-4513. Donna B / Running Wind Art - Equestrian artwork - sketches to bronze sculptures. PO Box 810, McCall, ID 83638. Dubarry of Ireland – Stylish, waterproof, breath-

able leather boots and ladies suede and tweed clothing at 121 East Harmony Road, West Grove, PA 19390, (866) 658-3569. Ermilio Clothier & Specialty Shop - Fine custom clothing, accessories, sporting antiques and jewelry. At 642, Haverford Road, Haverford, PA 19041. (610) 645-6907. FENDI - Fine equestrian-inspired handbags on 720 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY 10019. (212) 920-8117. Fox Run, Ltd. - Equestrian estate and fine jewelry. PO Box 211655, West Palm Beach, FL 33421. (561) 798-0059. Frances Wood - Classic children’s clothing from six months to twelve years old. At 28 E. 73rd Street, New York, NY 10021. (917) 376-5365. Gail Toma - Unique collection of convertible scarves that take wearers from daytime to evening. P.O. Box 842, Southampton, NY 11969, (631) 2592055. Georgetown Stable Outfitters - Tack trunks, saddle cleaning stands, bit boxes, dress sheets at One North Main St., PO Box 864, Georgetown, CT 06829. (203) 731-7822., Limited – Display and sale of Lynn Matsuoka’s distinctive style of artwork, including equestrian drawings and painting done at the Classic. Hamptons Conservatories – Beautiful handcrafted conservatories. 288 Broadway, Huntington, NY 11746, (631) 271-4177, Hunt Ltd. - High-end clothing and accessories for ladies and men, 585 N. Barry Avenue, Mamaroneck, NY 10543, (914) 906-3877 Iris Zonlight - Accessories and women’s clothing, 224 Hill Street, Southampton, NY 11968, (646) 345-3486 Jaguar - Luxury cars 10 East Main St, Ste 101, Victor, NY 14564, (585) 742-2480 Jan Lukens Portraits - Family and equestrian portrait artist, 20 Island Avenue, Eastern Point, Groton, CT 06340, (860) 326-0673, Kai Kai Sandals - The World’s Most Comfortable Sandal, Born ’n Worn in Montauk – 771 Montauk Highway, Montauk 631-668-4499, 910 Duval Street, Key West, 305-294-1047 Khanh Sports – Sunglasses, both designer and sport frames, for men and women. 60 Park Place, East Hampton, NY 11937 (631) 324-0703, Kokin - International acclaimed millinery shown in Vogue, Elle, Bazaar, Mademoiselle, Italian Vogue, Allure, Essence, Vanity Fair, New York and other international publications. 20 West 36th Street, New York, NY 10018 Kids on the Beach – Classical and whimsical women’s clothing and accessories, 508 Evans Street, Suite E, Morehead City, NC 28557, (252) 259-8963 Land Rover - Luxury Sport Utility Vehicles, 70 Cedar Swamp Road, Glen Cove, NY 11542, (516) 6748500 L’erba - Fine linens for the home PO Box 5018, East Hampton, NY 11937, (631) 656-0928, Long Island Custom Stained Glass - custom stained glass pieces for doors, windows, etc. 394 A New York Ave, Huntington, NY 11743, (631) 6731131, Marders Nursery - Annuals-Perennials-OrganicsGifts-Books. PO Box 1261, Bridgehampton, NY 11932. (631) 537-3700, Mark Anthony Rugs - handmade silk/wool rugs both antique and new PO Box 550, Wainscott, NY 11975, (631) 537-3734 Mikelle Design - Medium to high end jewelry -

elegant but earthy, sterling, 18K, tribal, Indian, antique 37 West 76 Street, #2F, New York, NY 10023, (212) 362-4288, My Little Pumpkin - Baby, children, and mommy gifts. 337 Upper Mountain Avenue, Montclair, NJ 07043, (973) 746-7057, The New York Times – Subscriptions and activities throughout the week, No. 693 - A mix of Nantucket chic and vintage flea market - antiques for home and garden 693 High Street, Worthington, OH 43085, (614) 888-6933 Onurth Organic Skincare - A completely organic line of skincare products 32-14 45th Street, Astoria, NY 11103, (518) 755-6889, Oughton Limited - Luggage for equestrians made of waxed canvas and leather 115 Sugar Lane, Pawlet, VT 05761, (802) 325-2482, Outback Survival Gear & Saratoga Saddlery Austrailian clothing, hats, boots, crocodile belts & bags 460 Broadway, Saratoga Springs, NY 12866, (518) 338-8358, Petography, Inc. - Fine art photography of pets & and pets with their people 25 Central Park West, 3A, New York, NY 10023, (212) 245-0914, Pinnell Custom Leather - Custom chaps, belts, bags, half chaps and fine leather appointments PO Box 808, Crozet, VA 22932, (434) 823-9800, pucciManuli - Finely crafted toys, games and playthings...including handcarved rocking horses 4838 Leafdale Blvd, Royal Oak, MI 48073, (917) 9452644, Roberta Roller Rabbit - Adults and children’s clothing, accessories and home furnishings. 1019 Lexington Ave, New York, NY 10001, (212) 772-7200, Sam Edelman Shoes – High-end footwear. 130 W 57th Street, Suite 11B, New York NY 10019, (212) 245-7993 Jocelyn Sandor Fine Animal Portraits Custom portraits of horses & dogs & a complete line of greeting cards PO Box 750, Lakeville, CT 06039, (860) 435-2161, Shaneen Huxham, Inc. - Custom riding gloves and equestrian bags 88 35th Street, Brooklyn, NY 11232, (718) 965-6268, Silverado Jewelry - Sterling silver equestrian and non-equestrian jewelry with semi precious & precious stones PO Box 11498, Aspen, CO 81612, (970) 319-6558, Tracey Tooker Inc. - High end millinery 18 Mercer Street, #4, New York, NY 10013, (212) 9666695, Unusual Silver - Unique equestrian jewelry and gift designs made from sterling silver and 14k gold 1835 NE Miami Gardens Drive #160, North Miami Beach, FL 33179, (305) 479-7931, Vogel Boots & Shoes - Custom boots & shoes 19 Howard Street, New York, NY 10013, (212) 925-2460, Wellington & Company - Equestrian antiques and sporting art 1601 Yachtman Place, Wellington, FL 33414, (704) 564-1952, ENTRANCE ROAD & KIDS EXHIBITION TENT AREA ASPCA – American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty of Animals 424 E.92nd Street, New York, NY 10128, (212) 876-7700, Guide Dog Foundation for the Blind – An organization providing highly trained dogs, free of (continued on next page)

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charge, to qualified people who seek the increased freedom, mobility, and companionship that an assistance dog provides. 371 East Jericho Turnpike, Smithtown, NY 11787, (631) 930-9000, My Little Pumpkin - Baby, children, and mommy gifts. 337 Upper Mountain Avenue, Montclair, NJ 07043, (973) 746-7057, Nicolock - Pavers and brickwork. 640 Muncy Avenue, Lindenhurst, NY 11757. (631) 669-8193 x16 Ocean Chiropractic - Chiropractic services. 96 Newtown Lane, East Hampton, NY 11932, (631) 329-5244 Southampton Hospital - First aid and health care demonstrations & information. 240 Meeting House Lane, Southampton, NY 11968, (631) 726-8700 Walpole Woodworkers - An enticing selection of handcrafted wood and vinyl fence and pergolas, arbors and window boxes, mail posts, lantern posts and much more. 779 Montauk Highway at Warren’s Nursery, Water Mill, NY 11976, (631) 726-2859 88.3 WLIU-FM – The Long Island University Public Radio Network serving Long Island and Connecticut. Will be broadcasting live at the Hampton Classic. 2008 Stable Row Vendors: Antares - Sellerie de France - French saddlery & tack. 1704 Ednor Road, Silver Spring, MD 20905, (301) 421-1160, Beval, Ltd. - Saddles & riding apparel 50 Pine Street, New Canaan, CT 06840, (203) 966-7828, Calamuso Portraits - Horse, canine portraits and prints 38 Clarendon Road, Lake Ronkonkoma, NY

11779, (631) 588-0116 Clothesline Laundry - Laundry service PO Box 318, 287 King Street, Chappaqua, NY 10514, (561) 309-6646 Coffee Connection- Freshly brewed and Iced gourmet coffee 922 North Federal Highway, Lake Worth, FL 33460 Companion Dogs Ltd. - Dog trainer & his trained German Shepherds 59 Manor Lane N., East Hampton, NY 11937, (631) 329-9742, C-Video TV Inc. - Official videographer 42550 Caballeros Drive, Bermuda Dune, CA 92203-1603, (760) 861-0550 Elf and Ewe - Needlepoint and custom designs PO Box 412, 241 N. Broad Street, Kennett Square, PA 19348, (610) 444-0235 Equus Entries Inc. - Jewelry, antiques and gifts 223 Wall Street PMB 173, Huntington, NY 11743, (631) 351-8308, Event Specialists, Inc. – Equestrian photographers with 20 computer viewing stations for photo selection and printing 1921 Captains Point, Sanford, NC 27332, (919) 498-2703 - Online sales of farm & vet supplies 1041 Sneed Road, Franklin, TN 37069, (615) 377-2300, Hedgerow Limited - Custom horse clothing, personalized jewelry, interior accessories, custom pillows 21 Blackpoint Horshoe, Rumson, NJ 07760, (908)-601-3877 Hermès of Paris - Fine equestrian apparel & saddler 691 Madison Ave. New York, NY 10021, General

inquiries (212) 751-3181 Saddlery inquiries: (212) 8121851 James Leslie Parker Photography - Horse photography 2537 Bedford Mews, West Palm Beach, FL 33414, (561) 792-9331 Laszlo Accessories - Hair accessories, one of a kind scarves and belts, and vintage pieces 25 Sherwood Street, Norwalk, CT 06851, (203) 840-0360 Mona’s Monograms - Full service on site custom embroidery and engraving company 902 East Street, Andover, CT 06232, (860) 463-9530, Paddock Cakes - All natural and homemade horse treats 182 Jordan Avenue, San Francisco, CA 94118, (415) 710-0014 RV Sales of Broward - Motor coaches 11924 Forest Blvd, Suite 22-241, Wellington, FL 33414, (732) 768-3884 Shawn McMillen Photography - Equestrian photography with viewing stations 900 Criqueside Drive #6, Morehead, KY 40351, (606) 3560518, Showpony, Ltd. - Stylish equestrian gifts & gear…made easy 30 Middle Hollow Road, Huntington, NY, 11743, (631) 421-2775, Turner & Company - Women’s designer clothing & accessories 14 Guyencourt Rd., Wilmington, DE 19807, (302) 584-0041, Wild Horses - Ladies, men’s, and childrens clothing and accessories 91 Highland Road, Brookline, MA 02445, (617) 734-0408






















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Tentative Time Schedule


TUESDAY, 8 / 26

MONDAY, 8 / 25

SUNDAY, 8 / 24



9:00 AM 398 Leadline 2-4 399 Leadline 5-7 12:00 PM Manhattan Mortgage Company's Opening Day Ceremony

8:00 AM 383 Short Stirrup 384 Short Stirrup 385 Short Stirrup 386 Short Stirrup 387 Short Stirrup 388 Short Stirrup

1:00 PM 412 $20,000 Nicolock Time Challenge (1.40m) FEI Table C, Article 239


GRAND PRIX RING 8:00 AM 201 Open Jumper (1.35m) II.1.a 256 East Coast YJC Round 1, Spy Coast Farm 7 & 8 Year-Olds, II 1:30 PM 207 Open Jumper (1.40m) FEI Table A, Article 238.2.2

GRAND PRIX RING 8:00 AM 202 Open Jumper (1.35m) II.1.a 216 Junior Jumper (1.40m), II.1.a 1:30 PM 206 Open Jumper (1.50m), FEI Table A, Article 238.2.1

10-12, W-T 10-12, W-T-C 10-12, O/F 9 & U, W-T 9 & U, W-T-C 9 & U, O/F

GRAND SHORT STIRRUP CHAMPIONSHIP 389 Marshall & Sterling Children’s Medal 390 Marshall & Sterling Adult Medal


Walk Independent W-T Independent W-T & Fig 8 Indpdt. W-T-C Independent Walk with Aides W-T with Aides W-T & Fig 8 with Aides

JUMPER RING 2 8:00 AM 343 Platinum Performance/USEF Show Jumping Talent Search 212 Amateur-Owner Jumper (1.30m), 11.2.b 217 Junior Jumper (1.30m), 11.2.b

JUMPER RING 2 8:00 AM 250 SHF Enterprises East Coast YJC Round 1, 5 Year-Olds, II 253 Split Rock Farm East Coast YJC Round 1, 6 Year-Olds, II 218 Junior Jumper (1.30m), 11.2.a 213 Amateur-Owner Jumper (1.30m), 11.1.a

HUNTER RING 1 8:00 AM 167 Local Hunter, Professionals 168 Local Hunter, Professionals 166 Local Hunter U/S, Pro.

 LOCAL HUNTER PROFESSIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 170 Local Hunter, Non-Professional 171 Local Hunter, Non-Professional 169 Local Hunter U/S, Non-Pro


8:00 AM 164 Local Junior Hunter 165 Local Junior Hunter 163 Local Junior Hunter U/S  LOCAL JUNIOR HUNTER CHAMPIONSHIP 373 Children's Eq. High, Fences 372 Children's Eq. High, Flat

HUNTER RING 3 8:00 AM 161 Local A-O Hunter 162 Local A-O Hunter 160 Local A-O Hunter U/S  375 370 371

LOCAL A-O HUNTER CHAMPIONSHIP Hugh J.B. Cassidy III, Jr Maclay Children's Eq. Low, Flat Children's Eq. Low, Fences

ANNEX 9:00 AM 368 Adult Equitation, Flat 380 Robert Hoskins Adult Medal 381 Hugh J.B. Cassidy III, Adult Maclay 374 Robert Hoskins Junior Medal/Taylor Harris Insurance Services 391 Marshall & Sterling Junior Medal








HUNTER 1 RING 8:00 AM 20 Model Green Conformation 22 Green Conformation Hunter 23 Green Conformation Hunter 11 First Year Green Hunter 12 First Year Green Hunter 10 First Year Green Hunter U/S 16 Second Year Green Hunter 17 Second Year Green Hunter 15 Second Year Green Htr. U/S

HUNTER 2 RING 8:00 AM 104 Children's Hunter (Lg. Ponies) 105 Children's Hunter (Lg. Ponies) 103 Children's Hunter U/S (Lg. Ponies) 109 Children's Hunter (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec A 110 Children's Hunter (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec A 108 Children's Hunter U/S (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec A 417 $2,500 MARSHALL & STERLING CHILDREN’S HUNTER CLASSIC (Ponies) 817 $2,500 MARSHALL & STERLING CHILDREN’S HUNTER CLASSIC (Horses)

HUNTER RING 3 8:00 AM 112 Children's Hunter (Horses) 15-17 113 Children's Hunter (Horses) 15-17 111 Children's Hunter U/S (Horses) 109 Children’s Hunter (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec B 110 Children’s Hunter (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec B 108 Children’s Hunter U/S (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec B

HUNTER 1 RING 8:00 AM 24 Green Conformation Hunter 25 Green Conformation Hunter 21 Green Conformation Htr U/S  GREEN CONF. HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP 13 First Year Green Hunter 14 First Year Green Hunter  FIRST YEAR GREEN CHAMPIONSHIP 18 Second Year Green Hunter 19 Second Year Green Hunter  SECOND YR GREEN CHAMPIONSHIP 27 Regular Working Hunter 28 Regular Working Hunter 26 Regular Working Hunter U/S 31 Model Reg. Conformation Hunter 33 Regular Conformation Hunter 34 Regular Conformation Hunter

HUNTER 2 RING 8:00 AM 126 Adult Amateur Hunter 36-45 127 Adult Amateur Hunter 36-45 125 Adult Amateur Hunter 36-45 U/S 130 Adult Amateur Hunter 46+ 131 Adult Amateur Hunter 46+ 129 Adult Amateur Hunter 46+ U/S

HUNTER RING 3 8:00 AM 122 Adult Amateur Hunter 18-35 123 Adult Amateur Hunter 18-35 121 Adult Amateur Hunter 18-35 U/S

ANNEX 9:00 AM 101 Children's Hunter (Sm./Med. Ponies) 102 Children's Hunter (Sm./Med. Ponies) 100 Children's Hunter U/S (Sm./Med. Ponies)

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Tentative Time Schedule 1:30 PM 351 $10,000 WÖLFFER ESTATE EQUITATION CHAMPIONSHIP, Round 1

1:00 PM 400 $50,000 HAMPTON CLASSIC GRAND PRIX QUALIFIER, FEI Table A, Article 238.1.2 (CSI****)

2:00 PM 402 $200,000 FTI GRAND PRIX & FEI WORLD CUP™ QUALIFIER CSI-W Bridgehampton FEI 238.2.2 (CSI-W)

JUMPER RING 2 8:00 AM 257 East Coast YJC Round 2, Spy Coast Farm 7 & 8 Year-Olds, II.2.a 236 Adult Amateur Jumper (1.10m), II.2.b Section A 236 Adult Amateur Jumper (1.10m), II.2.b Section B 239 Children's Jumper (1.10m), II.2.b Section A 239 Children's Jumper (1.10m), II.2.b Section B

HUNTER 1 RING 8:00 AM 55 Sm. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 56 Sm. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 65 Lg. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 66 Lg. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 60 Sm. Jr. Hunter 16-17 61 Sm. Jr. Hunter 16-17 70 Lg. Jr. Hunter 16-17 71 Lg. Jr. Hunter 16-17  LG. JR. HUNTER CHAMPIONSHIP  SM. JR. HUNTER CHAMPIONSHIP  HIGH SCORE JUNIOR HUNTER 43 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 36+ 44 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 36+ 38 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 18-35 39 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 18-35

HUNTER 2 RING 8:00 AM 339 USEF Pony Medal 73 Small Pony Conf. Hunter 74 Small Pony Hunter 72 Small Pony Hunter U/S 78 Medium Pony Conf. Hunter 79 Medium Pony Hunter 77 Medium Pony Hunter U/S 83 Large Pony Conf. Hunter 84 Large Pony Hunter 82 Large Pony Hunter U/S 369 USEF Adult Equitation

HUNTER 1 RING 8:00 AM 40 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 18-35 41 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 18-35 37 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 18-35 U/S  A-O HUNTER, 18-35 CHAMPIONSHIP 45 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 36+ 46 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 36+ 42 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 36+ U/S  A-O HUNTER, 36+ CHAMPIONSHIP  HIGH SCORE A-O HUNTER

HUNTER 2 RING 8:00 AM 75 Small Pony Working Hunter 76 Small Pony Working Hunter  SMALL PONY HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP 80 Medium Pony Working Hunter 81 Medium Pony Working Hunter  MEDIUM PONY HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP 85 Large Pony Working Hunter 86 Large Pony Working Hunter  LARGE PONY HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP  GRAND PONY HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP


2:00 PM 344 Washington International Equitation Classic Qualifying Class, Hunter Phase JUMPER RING 2 NO CLASSES SCHEDULED




HUNTER 3 RING 8:00 AM 340 National PHA Equitation 341 Pessoa / USEF Hunter Seat Medal Qualifying Class 238 Children's Jumper (1.10m), II.1.a Section A 238 Children's Jumper (1.10m), II.1.a Section B

HUNTER 3 RING 9:30 AM 342 ASPCA/ NHSAA/ Maclay 345 Washington International Equitation Classic, Jumper Phase







SUNDAY, 8 / 31

GRAND PRIX RING 8:00 AM 258 $30,000 Spy Coast Farm 7 & 8 Year-Old Young Jumper Championship Finals, II.2.a 404 $25,000 CALVIN KLEIN SHOW JUMPING DERBY, II.2.a  A-O JUMPER (1.40M) CHAMPIONSHIP  JR. JUMPER (1.40M) CHAMPIONSHIP

HUNTER 2 RING 8:00 AM 124 Adult Amateur Hunter 18-35 128 Adult Amateur Hunter 36-45 132 Adult Amateur Hunter 46+

SATURDAY, 8 / 30

GRAND PRIX RING 8:00 AM 252 $20,000 SHF Enterprises 5-Year-Old Young Jumper Championship Finals, V.2.a 255 $30,000 Split Rock Farm 6-YearOld Young Jumper Championship Finals, II.2.a 351 $10,000 WÖLFFER ESTATE EQUITATION CHAMPIONSHIP, Round 2 408 $15,000 WGHR FARM JUNIOR AMATEUR-OWNER JUMPER CLASSIC (1.40m), II.2.a 2:00 PM 401 $30,000 SOTHEBY'S INTERNATIONAL REALTY CHALLENGE FEI Table A, Art. 238.2.2  NATIONAL OPEN JUMPER CHAMPIONSHIP

HUNTER 1 RING 8:00 AM 29 Regular Working Hunter 30 Regular Working Hunter  REGULAR HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP 35 Regular Conformation Hunter 36 Regular Conformation Hunter 32 Regular Conformation Htr. U/S  REGULAR CONF. CHAMPIONSHIP 53 Sm. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 54 Sm. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 52 Sm. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under U/S 63 Lg. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 64 Lg. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 62 Lg. Jr. Hunter 1 5& Under, U/S 58 Sm. Jr. Hunter 16-17 59 Sm. Jr. Hunter 16-17 57 Sm. Jr. Hunter 16-17, U/S 68 Lg. Jr. Hunter 16-17 69 Lg. Jr. Hunter 16-17 67 Lg. Jr. Hunter 16-17, U/S

FRIDAY, 8 / 29

GRAND PRIX RING 8:00 AM 403 $10,000 JR./A-O SHOW JUMPING DERBY WELCOME STAKE (1.40m) Table II.1.a. [Jr/A-O Qualifier for Sunday] 411 $15,000 PRUDENTIAL DOUGLAS ELLIMAN SPEED DERBY (1.40m) FEI Table C, Article 239

JUMPER RING 2 8:00 AM 406 $5,000 JUNIOR JUMPER (1.30m) CLASSIC, II.2.b  JR. JUMPER (1.30M) CHAMPIONSHIP 407 $5,000 A-O JUMPER (1.30m) CLASSIC II.2.b  AMATEUR OWNER JUMPER (1.30M) CHAMPIONSHIP 251 SHF Enterprises East Coast YJC Round 2, 5-Year-Olds, V.2.a 254 Split Rock Farm East Coast YJC Round 2, 6-Year-Olds, II.2.a 235 Adult Amateur Jumper (1.10m), II.1.a Section A 235 Adult Amateur Jumper (1.10m), II.1.a Section B

THURSDAY, 8 / 28

GRAND PRIX RING 8:00 AM 211 Amateur-Owner Jumper (1.40m), II.1.a 208 bluhammock music Open Jumper (1.45m), Table II.2.b

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The “Best Of Broadway” Comes To Town Check Out A Huge Opportunity To See Broadway Talent On The North Fork! ‘Forbidden Broadway’. Together with Music Director, Jackson Kohl a resident of Long Island, they have assembled a star-studded troupe that should really bring the roof down at this beautiful and venerable setting. The Vail Leavitt Music Hall is one of Long Island’s musical treasures and with its excellent acoustics and restored beauty it should provide a great setting to enjoy wonderful music from some very talented singers. Among those scheduled to appear is John Cudia, who has just finished a run on Broadway as the Phantom in The Phantom of the Opera, and now has the distinction of being the only person ever to play the leading role in both this show and Les Miserables. Kathy Voytko has been seen on Broadway in shows including The Pirate Queen and Oklahoma and has toured the country in the lead role of Evita. Jerry Gallagher has traveled across America and Europe, playing roles in many musicals and Marie Danvers starred as Christine in Phantom on Broadway and has won interna-

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Orient Point Orient Village East Marion Peconic Landing Greenport Southold Peconic Cutchogue Mattituck Laurel Jamesport Aquebogue Riverhead Tanger Outlet



Mon Only — — — — 4:45 4:50 4:55 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:35

Airport Connection 7:05 Manhattan 7:20


8:50 9:00

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11:40 11:45 11:50 11:55 12:00 12:05 12:15 12:20 12:25 12:35 12:45 12:50 12:55

‡ 7 Days 7 Days 11:20 1:20 11:25 1:25 11:30 1:30 12:00 2:00 12:20 2:25 1:40 1:45 1:50 1:55 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:25 2:35 2:45 2:50 2:55

W Sun 7 Days Only 5:30 — 5:35 — 5:40 — 5:42 — 5:50 6:50 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:20 6:25 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:45 8:20 8:30


To North Fork

Sat Thurs, Fri AM LIGHT PM BOLD Only & Sat 7 Days Manhattan/86th 7:20 8:20 9:35 Manhattan/69th 7:25 8:25 9:40 Manhattan/59th 7:30 8:30 9:45 Manhattan/44th 8:00 9:00 10:00 Airport Connection 8:20 9:20 10:20 Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport East Marion Orient Village Orient Point


To Manhattan

Mon thru Fri 7 Days — — — 7:00 — 7:05 — 7:07 6:00 7:15 6:10 7:25 6:15 7:30 6:20 7:35 6:30 7:45 6:35 7:50 6:40 7:55 6:45 8:00 6:50 8:05 6:55 8:10



3:40 3:45 3:50 3:55 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:25 4:35 4:45 4:50 4:55

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W 7 Days 7:45 7:50 7:55 7:57 8:05 8:15 8:20 8:25 8:35 8:40 8:45 8:50 8:55 9:00

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Thur & Fri 4:20 4:25 4:30 5:00 5:25

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This trip arrives approximately 20 minutes earlier on Saturday and Sunday. On select trips, North Fork passengers may be required to transfer in Manorville. The “Greenporter” Non-stop service to and from Greenport, available Eastbound on Thursday and Friday; Westbound on Sunday.

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tional acclaim across the world, starring as Maria in West Side Story. Glory Crampton created the role of Christine in the Kopit/Yeston version of Phantom (a show familiar to many Gateway regulars) and was chosen by Jose Carreras to sing as a soloist with him at Radio City Music Hall. Her CD of Broadway favorites recorded with the London National Symphony at the famous Abbey Road studios in London is due for release next year. Support for this exciting venture has come from Peconic Bay Wineries, Tweed’s Restaurant and the East End Arts Council. This is a project that deserves the full support of everyone and anyone who loves the music of Broadway. To have the opportunity to listen to artists of this caliber in such an intimate setting is an opportunity not to be missed, especially as the ticket will only cost you $40 - just a little more than your parking fee in Manhattan. Tickets are available from the East End Arts Council at 631-727-0900 or from the theater.

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By Roy Bradbrook If you have recently traveled into Manhattan to see a Broadway show you know from bitter experience just how expensive your day will be once you total up the cost of everything. The long established Gateway Playhouse in Bellport and the new John W. Engeman Theater at Northport provide Long Islanders with an affordable opportunity to enjoy many new and old Broadway shows with professional casts and staging, and now there is another way to enjoy some of your favorite Broadway music without the trauma of driving into the city, paying an exorbitant amount for parking, and now even being told that you have to pay a surcharge if you want to sit in an aisle seat in the theater. A group of artists with extensive Broadway experience have banded together to bring the ‘Best of Broadway’ to regions such as Eastern Long Island, and on Friday August 29th at 8 p.m., the Vail Leavitt Music Hall in Riverhead will be the setting for a Labor Day Weekend Concert that will be one of the first of these productions. Their intention is to have a pool of highly talented and very experienced Broadway artists available to perform at venues such as the Vail Leavitt, but also to perform for corporate or private functions of any size. Rob Gallagher is the Artistic Director for the enterprise. He has over fifteen years professional experience and his resume includes playing Javert in Les Mis on Broadway and also in the hilarious

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Over The Barrel... with Lenn Thompson

The New York Wine and Food Classic Last week, 25 judges from California, New York and elsewhere in the U.S. convened at the Mohonk Mountain House in New Paltz as part of the New York Wine & Food Classic. They tasted and judged nearly 800 New York-made wines as a part of the state’s largest wine competition. The results were released mid-week and several Long Island wineries did well, particularly Bedell Cellars who won “Best Red Vinifera Blend” and “Best Red Wine” for its not-yet-released 2006 Musee. It won a gold medal as well. Bedell earned a double gold medal (meaning it was unanimous among the judges) for its 2007 Taste White and gold for its 2007 First Crush White and 2007 First Crush Red. The other class winners were Macari Vineyards 2007 Katherine’s Field Sauvignon Blanc for “Best Sauvignon Blanc” (gold medal), Castello di Borghese’s 2006 Chardonnay for “Best Chardonnay” (gold medal), Paumanok Vineyards’ 2007 Semi-Dry Riesling for “Best Semi-Sweet Riesling” (double gold medal) and Osprey’s Dominion Vineyards’ 2005 Reserve Merlot for “Best Merlot” (gold medal). Osprey’s Dominion also received a double gold for its 2005 Flight Meritage. Pellegrini Vineyards won double gold with its 2005 merlot, and Waters Crest Winery won yet another for it’s 2005 Campagnia Rosso, a red blend. Other local wine garnering gold include Clovis

Point Winery’s 2005 Chardonnay, Lieb Family Cellars’ 2005 Syrah, Macari Vineyards 2007 Chardonnay Estate, Palmer Vineyards’ 2004 Proprietor’s Reserve Cabernet Franc, Paumanok Vineyards’ 2007 Sauvignon Blanc and 2005 Apollo Drive Vineyard Petit Verdot, Peconic Bay Winery’s 2005 Cabernet Franc, and Pellegrini Vineyards’ Bin 1333 Finale (dessert wine). The Classic is an annual competition that focuses on wines from other New York regions as well, and the big winner was Swedish Hill Winery, which took home the Governor’s Cup, which is awarded to the best wine overall, for its 2007 Vidal Blanc and also the “Winery of the Year” award. Both are sure to help the Finger Lakes winery sell a lot of wine in the coming year. But is that vidal blanc, or any vidal blanc, really New York’s best wine? It obviously was according to these well-qualified judges, but do results like these keep New York from gaining the reputation it deserves? Vidal blanc can be delicious, but it doesn’t have the cache in the national (or global) wine world

that riesling or merlot do. Will the average consumer see this and assume that New York does its best work with hybrid and native grape varieties, rather than the classic vinifera grapes of the Old World? Unfortunately, they might. It’s important to remember, however, that this is just one competition, no matter how large or seemingly important to New York wineries. These judges tasted nearly 800 wines over the course of three days in an artificial environment that bears little resemblance to how people normally drink wine. In this clinical setting, it’s possible for lesser wines to taste better and vice versa. Several of New York’s top wineries don’t send wines to this competition either, wineries including the Lenz Winery, Shinn Estate and Channing Daughters. When I asked Allison Dubin from Channing Daughters why they don’t submit their wines to the Classic, her answer was simple and impossible to argue with: “We don’t make wine to enter contests, we make wine for people to enjoy. It has and will always be our policy.”

North Fork Events FRIDAY, AUGUST 29 BEST OF BROADWAY CONCERTS- Best of Broadway Concerts is a company that brings experienced Broadway talent from New York City to perform at various venues across Long Island. They will have a Best of Broadway Labor Day Weekend Concert at the Vail-Leavitt Music Hall in Riverhead, New York on Friday August 29th at 8 p.m. Tickets cost $40. It will be an evening of Broadway’s most beloved music from such shows as “The Phantom of the Opera,” “Les Miserables,” “Man of LaMancha,” “The Secret Garden,” “Evita,” “Chicago,” and many more. Call 631-727-5782. LIVE MUSIC IN MITCHELL PARK- 7:30 p.m. the Greenport Band performs in Mitchell Park, Front Street, part of summer concert series. Bring chairs or blankets. Free;

rain cancels. 631-477-1186. EEAC YOUTH CHAMBER ORCHESTRA- 6 p.m. check out the EEAC Youth Chamber Orchestra performs on front lawn of gallery. Free. 631-369-2171. Riverhead. OPENINGN RECEPTION- 5-8 EEAC in Riverhead. Check out the opening reception for photography show “3.” On view through Oct. 3. 631-727-0900.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 30 EVENTS AT CUSTER- 8-9:30 p.m. enjoy an evening with the Legendary John Dobson, founder of sidewalk astronomy movement, at Custer Institute and Observatory, Southold. Adults, $15; students, $8. RSVP: 631-765-2626. STEAK NIGHT AT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT- 6-9:30 p.m. check out the Steak Night at Southold Fire Department, Main Road; complete steak dinner, beer, wine and soda. Eat in or take out. Tickets, $30; available at door or at main house. 631-765-3355. THE NINETEENTH ANNUAL BOY SCOUT CAR SHOW- 9 a.m.-5 p.m. check out the nineteenth annual Boy Scout Car Show at Peconic Lane School, Peconic. Antique, steam, classic, collector, street rod, custom cars and trucks, picnic area, refreshments, food. Bring blanket. Show car registration closes promptly at 11 a.m.; 100 trophies, dash plates to first 200 show cars. Presented by Troop 6 Committee to benefit Troop 6. Admission, $5; under age 12 with parent, free. Cars for sale add $15. 631-298-5757, LECTURE AT EEAC- 1 p.m. Lecture ‘The Essence of Three’ by Shinnecock artist Courtney M. Leonard in EEAC Carriage House. Members, $10; general, $15. RSVP: 631-7270900. Riverhead. BLACKSMITHS WORKSHOP- 1-2 p.m. bring your kids to a Blacksmiths Workshops “Apprentice Hour” children’s program for ages 8 and up with parents, hosted by East End Seaport Museum at Blacksmith Shop near dock, west of Claudio’s, Greenport. Kids make their own S-hook. Wear sneakers or shoes, no sandals or flip-flops; safety goggles provided. Fee: $3. 631-477-2100,


SUNDAY, AUGUST 31 BLACKSMITHS WORKSHOP- 1-2 p.m. bring your kids to a Blacksmiths Workshops “Apprentice Hour” children’s program for ages 8 and up with parents, hosted by East End Seaport Museum at Blacksmith Shop near dock, west of Claudio’s, Greenport. Kids make their own S-hook. Wear sneakers or shoes, no sandals or flip-flops; safety goggles provided. Fee: $3. 631-477-2100, FREE YOGA- 3-4:15 p.m. enjoy free Hatha yoga classes

for beginners at Mary H. Smith Recreation Center, Greenport. Bring nonskid, body-length mat. 631-765-3005.

COMING UP SEPTEMBER 6 AND 7, JERRY GARCIA, A VISUAL JOURNEY- A nationally touring exhibition featuring one of the largest collections of artwork by Jerry Garcia ever assembled for public display. 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. at the Hilton Hotel, Long Island/Huntington 589 Broadhollow Road, Melville. 631-845-1000.

ONGOING EVENTS GREENPORT GALLERY WALKS- Beginning June 21 through December 20,the third Saturday of the month, Greenport’s galleries will open their doors between 6-9 pm for an evening of gallery hopping. Please join us for gallery talks, and refreshments, while viewing the best of what’s happening in the arts on gallery row. Check out for more information. WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information, contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY – The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be done by Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach – who has himself, maintained an over 200 pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to cook and eat healthier. He will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just don’t have that much time. He will also be explaining all the great health benefits of including Whole Grains in your diet. If you eat, you don’t want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577.

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The Importance Of Plum Island The Scene At The Greenport School Where The North Fork Gathered To Discuss Plum Island By Phyllis Lombardi I really wasn’t scared. Even though everyone was talking disease, evacuation, vaccines, pathogens. Isn’t pathogen an awful word? Perhaps if I knew what it meant, I’d feel better about it. All the talking was going on in Greenport School a few nights ago. The meeting started at 6 p.m. and went on till 10. That’s because there’s lots to say about Plum Island Animal Disease Center. Especially now that Homeland Security is involved. Indeed, I spend considerable time at Orient Beach State Park and I never even think about Plum Island which is just a mile or so east of Orient Point. Everything’s so peaceful out that way. But Homeland Security has a plan for Plum Island and many North Forkers have questions. Homeland Security guys are thinking about establishing a kind of new research lab on Plum – a Level 4 lab that will, among other things, investigate foreign animal diseases that can be transmitted from animals to humans. Like from a zebra to you or a panda to me. There’s something I have to tell you. I’m only a little brave. The reason I wasn’t scared is because I was escorted to Greenport School by Homeland Security’s Brad Buswell. Brad is Deputy Under Secretary for Science and Technology and I figured if I walked into the meeting with Brad, I’d be safe. I’ve known Brad since the 1980s. He’s a friend and happens to be the father of my Virginia grandchildren. He’d be good to have around in case any zebras or pandas appeared. But all I saw in Greenport School were North Fork people. People who affirmed the importance of the work done on Plum but who voiced their fears in comments and questions. First, though, there was time to look over an information packet available to everyone and time to examine a display set up in the lobby. You could sign up for stuff, too. A helpful young woman said I’d receive additional material in the mail so I put down my name and address. Though it was dusky in the lobby and I think I may have signed up for some type of Plum Island experiment. I sat in the last row in the auditorium. That way I could evacuate fast if some angry words or pathogens got loose. My car was parked nearby so I could escape quickly except for one thing. My husband was with us and he doesn’t walk as fast as Brad and I do. Decency would require I wait for him. And mostly I’m decent. Happily, no pathogens escaped. Just information from Homeland folks and Plum people. I learned “NBAF would be owned by DHS with ARS and APHIS-VS as primary partners.” If I can get all that in one night then I could probably get a PhD in a week. NBAF is the proposed National Bio and AgroDefense Facility. DHS? That’s easy – Department of Homeland Security. I’m not going to tell you what the other letters mean because you might fall asleep and Dan’s Papers likes you awake. James Johnson from DHS welcomed us and spoke about the six sites currently being considered for a Biosafety Level 4 lab. James must be very important because Brad told me 208,000 people work for DHS. That includes all members of the U.S. Coast Guard, the Secret Service, and Customs and Immigration. Then lots of people asked questions or made com-

ments. Debbie O’Kane of Orient wanted to know if the North Fork pesky mosquitoes could spread Rift Valley Fever which would be studied at a Level 4 Plum. Former U.S. congresswoman Elizabeth Holtzman asked about the economic effects of diseases spread to humans (that’s us) and state assemblyman Mark Alessi said Level 4 would be a benefit to science. Greenport mayor David Nyce spoke for himself and Suffolk County legislator Ed Romaine. They’re not happy about a Level 4 on Plum. And nobody liked those viruses Nijah and

Hendra. Don’t worry. DHS won’t make a decision till later this year and the new facility won’t open till 2015. And it could be as far away as Kansas or Mississippi. You can get more information at Southold Free Library, designated by DHS as an “information repository.” On a lighter note, only one cell phone rang during the entire evening. Its owner quickly evacuated the premises and it appears there were no fatalities due to the dreaded CPV (cell phone virus).


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North Fork Dining Log The Bayview Inn and Restaurant- Located in South Jamesport boasts a charming country inn setting for delicious lunches and dinners featuring the best and freshest local ingredients. 631-722-2659. Blackwell’s- This wonderful steakhouse in Wading River serves amazing appetizers such as the Carpaccio of Beef with shaved truffles and Frisee salad or the Great Rock Chopped Salad. They also offer, besides the world’s greatest cuts of steak, an excellent choice of fish and seafood. A great spot to enjoy the good life after a game of golf. They also offer catering. Blackwell’s is a fixture in its class. Located in Wading River. 631-929-1800 or visit Buoy One – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 10

a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737. Chowder Pot Pub - A Greenport tradition for almost 30 Years, featuring the North Fork’s best steaks, prime rib and seafood. Spectacular views of the Harbor from the Boardwalk Bar and the outside deck add to your dining experience. Live entertainment Saturday night and Sunday afternoon. Open 7 Days Lunch and Dinner. 102 3rd Street, Greenport 631-477-1345. Cooperage Inn - Baiting Hollow, the gateway to the North Fork! Casual Country Dining in a cozy, relaxed atmosphere featuring local wines and produce. Summer lobster clambake feast, Winter Friday Night buffet, murder mystery dinner theatres, wine dinners. Outdoor Huge Fall Festival Celebration. Serving Lunch-Dinner daily and our Grand Sunday Country

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Buffet brunch, generous portions of “good down home cooking” at its finest!!! email: or visit our web site for details The Jamesport Manor Inn- Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850’s Gothic Revival Mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, expertly prepared, each dish is infused with excitement, sophistication and pure artistry. Menu is complemented by an extensive wine list, carefully selected, featuring wines from the east and west coasts, the Mediterranean and down under. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500, email or visit Legends- Sophisticated new American dishes prepared by an imaginative chef. Eclectic menu with some Asian influences. Zagat-rated! Down by the water in quaint historic New Suffolk. Heart of North Fork’s wine country. Sipping tequilas, single-malt scotches & over 200 craft beers. Open 7 days a week, year-round for lunch and dinner. 835 First Street, New Suffolk. 631734-5123 Old Mill Inn- Built in 1820 and tucked into an unspoiled corner of the North Fork, The Old Mill Inn continues to delight customers in search of great waterfront dining. In the heart of wine country, this destination restaurant showcases seasonal ingredients sourced from local farms and waters. The Old Mill is the first (and only) certified Green restaurant in Long Island. Join us for our Summer Sunset Cruise & Dinner every wednesday and our June concert series on Fridays. We welcome private functions. Call for hours and directions and to hear about our daily fish specials. 631-298-8080, or check for details Parto’s – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, caféé. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Oldstyle, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrees, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. Call 631-727-4828. Porto Bello- An elegant restaurant, Porto Bello operates in the genuine European style of hospitality. The menu is all-Italian and offers something for everyone - pasta, veal chicken and seafood. There are homemade Italian desserts, and a extensive wine list. Early bird specials; off premise catering; take out is available. 1410 Manhanset Avenue at Brewers Stirling Harbor Marina 631-477-1515 Stonewalls- Stonewalls is the perfect compliment to the superb “Woods” golf course. Quality food with a picturesque setting, the ideal place for any occasion. Offering a complete menu, Prix Fixes and Sunday Brunch. 967 Reeves Ave. Riverhead. 631-506-0777. The Restaurant at Four Doors Down- Provides a warm and welcoming country atmosphere specializing in authentic Italian, German and continental cuisine. Well known for great food and reasonable prices. Private party room is perfect for special functions. Main Road, Mattituck (across from the Walbaum’s Shopping Center) 631-298-8311. A Touch of Venice- A Touch of Venice offers fine dining in a casual waterfront setting. Our cuisine is prepared with fresh local produce and seafood, and Italian specialties. We have a large wine list with an emphasis on Long Island and regional Italian wines. Located in the Mat-a-Mar Marina (come by boat). 631-298-5851. 2255 Wickham Ave., Mattituck. Tweed’s Restaurant and Buffalo Bar – Oldest restaurant & hotel on the North Fork. Famous for their buffalo steaks. Open seven days: lunch & dinner, 11 a.m. - closing. Live jazz & blues. Call for reservations. Located at the famous J.J. Sullivan Hotel, 17 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631-208-3151.

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Porto Bello 1410 Manhanset Avenue, Greenport, 631-477-1515

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become one of the most ordered items. This ‘Popeye’ mini pizza had a delicious crust and the topping of spinach, mozzarella and sun dried tomatoes again demonstrated just how good simplicity can be when it comes to food. For our main courses, Stella really enjoyed the tender rack of lamb that came cooked as requested and topped with golden raisins, accompanied by some beautifully prepared broccoli rabe. My Veal Sorrentino, delicate escalopes of veal cooked with prosciutto, eggplant and spinach with an excellent

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wine based sauce, was first class. The accompanying mashed potatoes were another delight, being perfectly creamy, smooth and full of buttery richness. Portions here are generous so as usual we just about had room to share a dessert and we were delighted with our choice. Tiramisu, today seems to come in all textures and tastes, not always the best but this one was all that it should be. It had a light but firm texture and the ladyfingers had really been well soaked in liquor and the overall result was a dessert we would thoroughly recommend, just as the espresso was very good deep tasting espresso that went perfectly with the tiramisu to bring a very enjoyable meal to a close. They have a well priced wine list with wines by the glass ranging from $7 to $9 and bottles starting at $24. Soups and appetizers range from $6 to $15; pastas and main courses from $17.95 to $34. After Labor Day they will be open from Thursday for dinner and on Fridays though Sunday for lunch and dinner. They also are available for on and off site catering. Back in its old home, Porto Bello is a charmingly situated and decorated restaurant, only matched by the charm of its owner and staff. Joseph’s food has really raised the level considerably and patrons will no doubt be pleased to learn that they intend to be back here for a very long time to come. – Roy Bradbrook


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From 1991 until 1998, Porto Bello, situated in the Brewer’s Stirling Harbor Marina with its stunning waterfront views, was one of the bestknown restaurants in Greenport. When owner, Diana Francesca’s lease expired and she had to move to another location in Mattituck, this was bad news for many of her regular customers, so you can imagine how they felt when they heard, earlier this year that Diana was moving the restaurant back to its original location. She told us that she was overwhelmed by the immediate support and also how more and more new customers have rapidly become regulars and friends. This is not surprising if you know Diana because her business motto is “Celebrate Family, Friends and Traditions.” These are not just empty words as you soon find out as you watch customers being greeted. The interior has been completely redecorated with emphasis on the waterfront setting. The tables are set with a blue and white theme and the result is crisply elegant without being over formal. In short, it is a great place for families or couples. Joseph Patalano is the Executive Chef and his emphasis is on traditional Italian, making use of lots of fresh local vegetables, fish and shellfish. The menu is wide ranging and includes a good selection of pasta of course. We started with a perennial favorite. It is always interesting to taste how chefs prepare mussels in a white wine based sauce and Joseph did us proud with a broth that had an intriguing, slightly fiery taste that we felt really gave a new twist to the dish and one that we really liked. Clams casino is another tried and tested dish and here the salty bacon worked very well with the whole clams and the butter sauce was rich and tasty. The breadbasket came served with some excellent olive oil and as usual the bread was put to good mopping up duty to do full justice to the sauces. From an interesting list of salads we chose a daily special based on figs and prosciutto. This was an excellent choice and the dish was rich with deep tasting figs. However, we both concluded that the salad would have been even better if the raspberry vinaigrette dressing that was slightly on the sweet side had been replaced by a more acidic balsamic based dressing. Joseph also sent us one of his ‘pizzetts’ that Elias, who looked after us extremely well, told us have

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Scott at East End Bait and Tackle, Hampton Bays, reports lots of undersize fluke being caught in Shinnecock Bay but he advises going outside the inlet near the sea buoy to about 80-foot depths for keeper-size (20.5 inches and up) fluke. One of his customers, Joe Giovengo, weighed in an 11.5pound fluke caught out in the ocean. There are also schoolsized striped bass (undersize) biting on top-water plugs near the Ponquogue Bridge at sunrise and sunset. The offshore tuna bite was off last week that was a blow for last weekend’s charity Hamptons Offshore Invitational Tournament. Ken Morse of Tight Lines Tackle in Sag Harbor tells us there are big bluefish off Gardiner’s Island at the Ruins and plenty of porgies in the Peconic bays. One of Ken’s customers caught fluke in the ocean at the Frisbies area south of Montauk. Fishing at the pigeon-rip out of Orient Point, the Orient Star got lots of bluefish for its anglers. Harvey Bennett of Amagansett’s Tackle Shop says there are stripers biting on diving plugs and metal lures at sunrise and sunset along the ocean beaches, and a client caught an 8-pound fluke in a boat off Napeague in Gardiner’s Bay. Out in Montauk, Matt Gallagher caught a 12.5-pound fluke on the Flying Cloud. The big winners in last weekend’s Montauk Grand Slam fishing tournament, sponsored by the East Hampton Kiwanis Club and the Montauk Friends of Erin, were Capt. Richard Rade and Perry Mastrangelo fishing on the Maria E.. On another note, Stony Brook University just announced the establishment of an Institute for Ocean Conservation Sciences at its Southampton campus. (See the story on page 47.) This will be a research center investigating problems in New York State and U.S. waters, world oceans, fisheries, endangered marine wildlife and ecosystems – all interconnected today – and to look for solutions to these problems. Dr. Ellen Pikitch, a professor at Stony Brook’s School of Marine and Atmospheric Sciences, will head the new Institute. Stony Brook’s School of Marine and Atmospheric Sciences (SoMAS) is one of the largest on the East Coast of the U.S. Stony Brook’s president, Dr. Shirley Strum Kenny, SoMAS Dean David Conover, Congressman Tim Bishop and State Assemblyman Fred Thiele were instrumental in obtaining support for the new Institute. Send fishing news and queries to me at Jack Yee

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This weekend concludes the fluking season. Fluke fishing slowed somewhat in the ocean off Montauk but fluking inside and outside Shinnecock is still strong. Last Sunday morning, fishing on James Darby’s 30-foot Grady White with his son, granddaughter and my neighbor

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Life S tyle Advice and Tips for Would-Be Riders

Alison Caporimo

By Alison Caporimo Beyond the whirling circus tents and stylish boutiques, past the VIP tents and the pure bred puppies, there lies the equestrian event of the summer…the Hampton Classic. And while Grande Prix tent waiters dance, silver plates flat against their palms, with grace and composure, the riders maintain that same elegance while mounted upon massive, galloping animals. From a spot on the bleachers, all the bystanders can see are the smooth transitions from a rhythmic trot to a rolling canter, a strong dappled back soaring from fence to fence. A bead of sweat and flushed cheeks, the only indications of their strenuous athleticism, remain hidden beneath their velvet caps and thick jackets. And even though the riders that swarm the Hampton Classic may seem more like ballerinas on horseback, they are in fact closer to closet cowgirls. The pressure is on at the Hampton Classic. The big, fancy jumps, the photographers, the mass of competitive riders and the hectic warm-up rings all contribute to the pressure that goes along with an A-rated horse show. With the crowds watching the ring and all of those relatives who came out to take pictures of their favorite niece on her new pony, it’s hard to not feel nervous. It is important, however, to get those nerves under control. Morgan White, a rider for Clearview Farms in Southampton who has competed in 15 Hampton Classics, stresses the importance of staying in the moment. “Take in the beautiful surroundings and remember to connect with your horse,” White said. White, along with other Hampton Classic regulars, knows the ins and outs of the show world. They have sat on top of a horse with their back to the judge during line up as well as coached their peers and siblings from the sidelines. White’s sister, Brittan, a seasoned Hampton Classic rider and Southampton native, has spent the past four years on the St. Lawrence Equestrian Team – hence, a lot of horse show experience. “I think that the horses get excited,” said White, “They know how to handle a horse show. But they also feed off of their riders’ nerves.” White recalls her own memorable experience at the Hampton Classic. “I’ll always remember the Hampton Classic of ’97,” said White, “I was champion in the Large Children’s Hunters on Razzmataz, a pony owned by my friend Lindsay Bardwil. It was my most unforgettable Hampton Classic experience.” And while Brittan White, who has competed in more than ten Hampton Classics, reflects on her many memories, Rhea Kairouc and Alexandra Piussan, riders from Firefly Farms in Southampton, look forward to making them. Ten-year-old Kairouc has been riding for 6 years and will be competing in her third Hampton Classic this year in the Short Stirrup division. “There is a lot of pressure at the Classic on both the horse and rider,” said Kairouc, “But there are ways to ride that can relax your horse. It’s important to ride with a loose rein and try not to put too much pressure on your horse.” Nine-year-old Piussan will be riding in her second Hampton Classic in the Short Stirrup ring with

Kairouc. “I like the Hampton Classic because there’s a lot to do,” said Piussan, “You can go to all of the rings and see people from all different levels showing.” And with one Hampton Classic under her belt, Piussan has her own words of wisdom for fellow competitors. “The

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By Ken Kindler

Into the Heart of Hither Woods Our last walk heading east on the Paumanok Path (PP) took us across Napeague Harbor Road into Hither Woods, a 3,000 acre State, County, and Town preserve. We walked south of the lowlands and the Walking Dunes, and then headed up a steep rise to the panoramic view from Nominck’s. This part of the Path is named after Stephen Talkhouse, a Montaukett Indian. On this walk we rejoin the Stephen Talkhouse Path, traveling a total of five and a half miles; four miles along the PP, northeast to Fresh Pond and then along the bluffs with magnificent views of Block Island Sound. The Hither Hills Overlook parking area is located on the north side of Rte. 27, eight tenths of a mile east of where Montauk and Old Montauk Highway split. Pick up a free map from the kiosk located at the northeastern corner of the parking area. Most people overlook this kiosk, because the newer kiosks and water views to the west capture their attention. Walk towards the trail signs and map at the entrance to the Petticoat Hill Trail by the northwest corner of the parking area. This trail splits a couple of times, then joins back together. At Old North Road (a wide dirt path), turn right; after one hundred feet turn left onto Elisha’s Valley Trail. Turn right onto the Old Tar Road; a quick left takes you across the railroad tracks. After crossing the tracks, there’s a sudden transition from low growing sumac and bayberry to oak, hickory, and maple. A right turn takes you onto the white blazed PP. As you approach Fresh Pond, several short spur trails lead to its edge. The trail is extremely well marked here, so if you see no blazes, you are not on the trail. Enjoy the scent of sweet pepperbush as the

trail cuts across the boat access at before turning south. Soon, a left the end of a woods road; this is a turn brings you onto Old North branch off of Fresh Pond Landing Road. Head east on this wide, dirt Road. The trail heads north along woods road. The trail that you the pond’s eastern edge, then east soon pass to the left, Quincetree as it angles towards the bluffs Landing, offers a pleasant, five overlooking Block Island Sound. minute walk through a grove of At Fresh Pond Landing Road, a ironwood and maple to the rocky left turn would lead to Napeague shore. The next trail opening you Bay; instead the trail turns right pass to the left gives awkward and follows the woods road a access to the “Notch.” After three short distance, then leaves it, quarters of a mile, the trail splits turning left, up an incline. The PP off of Old North Road back cuts across another dirt road. You towards the bluffs through lush will want to take a left turn off the woods. In one place, a carpet of A juvenile red tailed hawk in trail here, for a short excursion to fern flanks the trail, and then a Hither Woods. the Waterfence Overlook. The next cut in the bluffs called the Key Hole mile of trail runs between the train looks out onto the sound. Once tracks and the bluffs, but you see neither. The tracks again, the trail takes you along the edge of the bluffs. are far down the slope and there is a buffer of woods A blaze on a rock leads right, away from the bluffs; between the hiker and the bluffs. After a copse of after 100 feet turn left. The trail bears left, and you beech trees and a badly eroded section of trail, there’s are back on Old North Road. Bearing south by Rocky a spur trail heading in the direction of the bluffs. This Point, pass a short spur trail to the left leading to the trail leads to a circle of rocks around a depression; the shore at Dyer’s Landing. Soon after, a sharp turn to remains of an Indian house, and then rejoins the PP the right would continue our excursion on the PP. a short distance further east. Continue straight along the coast heading towards After visiting the ruins, the trail turns towards the the navy pier in Fort Pond Bay and the nearby parkbluffs breaking out of the oak canopy skirting Flaggy ing area. To drive here, travel three miles past Hither Hole, a freshwater marsh. Rose mallow is now in Hills Overlook, turn left onto Second House Road and bloom; you’ll also see cattails, beach plum and rosa follow it for one mile. Where the road curves, continrugosa. The absence of trees provides an excellent ue traveling straight onto Navy Road. Cross over railview of Block Island Sound and Gardiner’s Island; road tracks. Take the next left and follow this road to there are no blazes in this sandy area. its end. The trail travels into woods stunted by salt spray, To find more walks on Long Island visit


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By Christian Mclean

Hey Kids! Let’s Have our Own Olympics! Sure China is on the other side of the planet and while many of you can probably charter private jets to catch a glimpse of the Olympic action, I’d like to propose another idea – and it’s not sitting on the couch stuffing your face with Cheetos while watching incredible athletic feats. Host your own Olympics here in the Hamptons. You’re probably thinking about events like Jitney Chasing, Celebrity Stalking, and Polo Watching but I’m talking about running, sweating, swimming, and just being an overall weekend warrior. On Friday night, once all your competitors have arrived, divide them equally into countries. The more people involved the more countries you can have, though two countries is plenty. The opening ceremony is obviously important. Get yourself an outdoor fireplace, and a tiki torch. Pass out glow sticks (for that authentic Beijing feel) and download the Olympic anthem from iTunes. Hit play and begin a slow march toward the fire pit with the tiki torch. Light the fire and commence celebrations. Saturday morning start off with a healthy breakfast and then let the games begin. While the summer Olympics has over thirty events, I’d suggest you limit your competition to a maximum of 11. Some are team sports, some are individual. Team sports are great for friends who aren’t into intense competition, and those looking for fierce competition can find it in one on one events. Remember the Hamptons Olympics lasts only two days and covers several events, so get all the high intensity games out of the way earlier in the morning or later in the afternoon, when the sun isn’t at its most powerful. Now for the competition:

Tennis –From Red Creek Park in Hampton Bays to Herrick Park in East Hampton, there are public courts throughout the Hamptons. Contact the Parks Department in your town to see if you need any special permits. Play singles or doubles, whatever will be the most fun. Swimming – It’s the Hamptons, everyone has a pool and they’re all different sizes. It’s up to you, The Hamptons Olympic Committee, to decide if the race will be one lap, two laps, relay, etc. Track and Field – From Dizzy Izzy to a mile sprint, there is definitely some scope of running you are able to do. From your backyard to a back road, map an event that will challenge your competitors. Softball – It’s like the easiest sport in the world to play. Even your grandmother can do it. Just put her in right field and pray there aren’t any lefty batters. Water Polo – Do it in the shallow end so you don’t drown trying to tread water for the whole game. Setup the goals so you are playing the width of the pool. Use four players (not including the goalie) for this shortened game. On the international level there are four seven-minute quarters, but it’s your Olympics, so you can change times accordingly. Table Tennis – If you’re not into the whole running back and forth outside for a few hours. It’s a real Olympic sport, by the way. Fencing – Use those pool noodles cut down to 35 inches (the average length of fencing foils). This is not sword fighting, this is fencing using foils so you

are only allowed thrusts to the body. Strikes to the face are illegal. First to 15 points wins. Tug-of-War – While this is no longer an Olympic sport, for the first four Olympic games in the early part of the 20th century it was. The Americans even won the event in 1904. Badminton – You can buy a set at Kmart for like 20 bucks. Sailing – Doesn’t everyone have a sailboat? Kayaking –Rent a few kayaks from Main Beach or one of the other local stores and set up a starting line and a finishing line. The real athletes race a minimum of 500 meters. Are you up for that? NOTE: To avoid frequent trips to the emergency room Wrestling, Taekwondo, Weightlifting, Judo, and Shooting should be left to the real Olympic Athletes. At the end of Saturday have an awards ceremony. You can order actual medals online at various sites or you can be creative. Gold medals can come in the shape gift certificates, fine single malts, or whatever you think the athletes would truly covet. On Sunday after the final matches and when all the scores have been tallied, host a closing ceremony with specialties from the winning country. To prevent any scandal, make sure any of the athletes who regularly take medication on the World Anti-Doping Agency’s Prohibited List get a Therapeutic Use Exemption form filled out by their doctor. Cheaters never win. Questions or thoughts? Email


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By Maria Orlando Pietromonaco This article would probably have been more appropriate at the beginning of the summer, when the cocktail parties, barbecues and beach fun were winding up and not down. I could have saved a lot of you a lot of headaches, literally. But hopefully this advice will carry you through your lifetime with some tips you won’t soon forget. Sometimes, for some of us, social drinking takes a toll as we lose ourselves in conversation and number of drinks consumed. It happens to the best of us. The first drink goes down easy, the second even easier. By the third you said you shouldn’t have but someone hands you one anyway. At the time of your fourth, your mind says “better not,” but your hands and mouth aren’t listening. After that it doesn’t matter how that drink got down your throat. You’re going to pay. The result is a hangover, or “veisalgia,” a medical term given for the “unpleasant after effects of alcohol consumption.” Alcohol does some nasty things to us. It forces our bodies to produce more urine, which dehydrates us. It causes our blood vessels to expand, which causes those diabolical headaches. It also causes our blood sugar to fall and irritates the lining of the stomach. In excess it also does a lot worse, but that’s another article (the effects of alcohol go through the following stages: Euphoria, Lethargy, Confusion, Stupor, Coma, and Death – we’re going to hang out in the Confusion/Stupor zone). Although complete sobriety is a matter of time, as you have to wait for the alcohol in your liver to oxidize, there are some preventative techniques you could have partaken in before your drink fest and some cures to soothe the consequences. – Hydration is imperative. Being hydrated even before you drink will keep you ahead of the game, so if you know you are going to indulge that evening drink water throughout the day. To remain hydrated it would be to your advantage to drink water in between your cocktails or drink of your choice. The clincher is to drink a couple of glasses of water once you arrive safely at home, which will insure many trips to the bathroom in addition to a dilution of the alcohol in your system. – Your body loses the B6 and B12 vitamins during an alcohol binge. Popping a B vitamin in the a.m. will give you a boost. – Since your body loses grip on its sugar level, a dose of some fructose might help. The fructose may assist your body burn the alcohol a little more quickly. Honey is a great source of fructose and it also boasts some B6, a double whammy. Fruit juice is another good fructose choice. – Bananas are taking a spotlight in the hangover-helper category. They’ve got a lot going for them. They are a great source of fructose, but they also have a good amount of magnesium and potassium, two minerals that are depleted after alcohol consumption. They are also a natural antacid, so we’ve got a veisalgia-fighting powerhouse here. Be sure to keep some of this monkey-loving fruit around your house. – A teaspoon of baking soda in a glass of water has been known to curb nausea. – A light jog or some form of exercise while you mumble the words “I’ll never drink again” can actually make you feel better, although you probably are having a hard time just making it from one side of the room to the other. But if you can muster up the energy, exercise helps the heart get the blood moving around your body and will aid in the detoxification process.

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N E W K I D S O N T H E B LOCK THE ROOK 59.5 Old Montauk Highway, Westhampton 631-998-4095 Look…it’s a castle, it’s antiques, it’s yard supplies, it’s a party, it’s The Rook. The Rook (next to Casa Basso) is a 120-year-old castle in the Seville style that was built in the 1880s (they think), by one Theophilius Brewster along with his attending sculptuary. You will know when you’ve arrived when you see the conquistador entry. The gold lion marks the door……the first fine art exhibit is Nature Morte: Fleurs du Mal et des Amis. Along with artwork and exhibitions, The Rook will also feature fine art glass, Murano, Venini, et al. Another interesting sidebar is the international debut of AEON, a custom bookbinder, printer and leather accessories company whose work is just as good as any European brand you know, and it’s made right here on Long Island. They will offer custom letterhead on antique letterpress with archival typefaces. The Rook will also sell previously owned things, antiques. Antiquities and objects fall into two basic categories. Expensive and less so you’ll see Van Gogh enameled matchboxes (guests get one, while they last) to sterling silver lighters, ashtrays, and cigar cases in the smoking section. Smoking is allowed. Also cards, (there’s a Rook card game for sale, very Edgar Poe meets bridge) though gambling is not allowed. It is against the law. There are other things like The LightBox; a sensory delight for pineal stimulation should you like to look at things up close. Shopping in a castle, complete with turrets, for alpaca blankets from macha pichu Peru, or handmade candles from South Africa. Out back on the deck overlooking the water is a variety of outdoor furniture, plant stands, and other accessories, mostly in wrought iron or earthenware. Inside there is a wrought iron dining table and chairs by John Salterini, mid-century furniture maker to Long Island’s elite. The best selling line so far is by AEON, manufactured up island, luxury alligator and leather goods including frames, desk journals, wallets, and calendars for 2009 all in colors inspired by Van Gogh. Other offerings include antique silver and china, Murano and Venini glass and snakeskin pens. For kids there are miniature wrought iron chair/lounge sets and antique yo-yos. Eventually, the Moorish arched deck with new balustrades, finials, date palms, you name it, will serve as a shady hang out for books avec cafe during the day, and then turn into a party space by night. Please join the grand opening at The Rook on Friday, August 15th for the grand opening. They will have Prosecco Val Dobbiene, fruits and antipasti from 4pm until guests are gone…YOU WILL LOVE THIS PLACE! Open Minded Community Concierge 47 Jobs Lane, Days Court, Southampton 631-287-1078 What used to be a shop named Clothes Minded for thirty years on Jobs Lane is now re-launched as a brand new business called Open Minded Community Concierge. The enlarged and renovated space at OMCC creates a venue for networking local businesses in the Hamptons by establishing a marketplace for clients who want to know the resource to go to for services. Participating vendor businesses are local, highly regarded and reliable, dedicated to providing excellence in their respective category of service. The mission of OMCC is to provide a network for the community by forming a link between vendors and clients. The dynamic engine for this new business will be the broad base of clients seeking exemplary concierge services. They are as dedicated to the vendors success as they are to pro-


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ADVERTORIAL By Paula Palumbo, C.M.A. For those of you who have tried desperately to lose weight – reducing calories, exercising, trying every fad diet – and have still not been able to reduce and control your weight, please read on! Most of us know the main reasons why millions of American adults, and now children, are clinically obese – huge portion sizes of unhealthy foods and too much time in front of the TV or video games. Then there are those of us who have inherited the propensity to gain weight from our parents and keep it on, almost as a lifetime burden. Poor eating habits, lack of exercise and genes are the reasons we have so many fat cells in our body. But what is the reason we can’t lose or reduce them, even if we try to eat healthy and exercise more? Toxins. That’s right, toxins. The one missing link in most diet plans, and the one that matters most, is the failure of most regimens to cleanse toxins from our system while we are reducing calories and increasing activity. Why is this so important? Because toxins from the environment – pesticides in our food, chemicals in our water, polluted air in our lungs and tissues, chemicals from hair spray, makeup, and a host of other sources – get stored and trapped in the fatty tissue beneath our skin, in our liver and around our intestine and other vital organs. Fat that is smothered by toxins can’t be used for energy. The only way that fat can be efficiently burned off is if it’s cleansed and cleared of the pollutants that have been stored there over a lifetime of living in a country that is responsible for over 60% of the planet’s pollution. Generations of people in the east have known the benefits of fasting and cleansing for centuries. Cleansing the body on a weekly or monthly basis is a key part of the yoga philosophy, and entrenched in the eastern religions of Taoism and Buddhism. What they know – which we are only starting to learn – is that the key to good health is an internal environment that’s as free from external toxins as possible. Cleansing and flushing the body of impurities not only increases energy, libido, mental acuity and stamina, but frees up the body’s fat for delivery as energy. The way to safe and permanent weight loss is through a regimen that includes, in addition to healthy diet and increased physical activity, a weekly or monthly cleanse and the simultaneous replenishment of essential nutrients to the body. There are many cleansing routines available. Some use herbal teas, others herbal supplements that facilitate the release of toxins. Some cleanses, like the one I use, are incorporated into a healthy living philosophy that, in addition to cleansing, encourages nutrient replacement, mental relaxation through meditation, an organic and healthy diet and exercise, which all foster a healthier lifestyle and not just a onetime diet plan. Regardless of the program you choose, remember that adding a cleanse to your regimen will make you feel more energetic and alert, and you will notice that you have shed pounds that maybe you were never able to shed before. Only now you’ll know why! Paula Palumbo is a consultant for Isagenix. She is a certified medical and surgical assistant, and has worked in the health care field for over 20 years. For personal or group seminars, you can contact her at 516-659-2796 1147679

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and Gilrein is an entomologist. What they know is fascinating and the worlds they explore – bugs in Gilrein’s case and diseases in Daughtry’s – affect on our landscapes. Insects and diseases have an enormous impact on nursery production and landscape plantings. For example, citrus and certain jasmine plants from Florida are under a federal quarantine that was put in place to prevent the spread of disease. Sudden oak death shut down entire nurseries on the West Coast where that disease was found. A recent local landscape dilemma brought these two scientists’ passion for their pursuits together. A large, old, fern leaf beech had black ooze on the trunk. The arborist Ray Smith was called in to investigate. The 80’ plus beech had a canker on the lower part of the trunk, which was caused by a strain of fungus called Phytophera. The wet weather may have contributed to the canker, which was treated by the arborists, but it was neither the beginning nor the end of this particular story. A few months later a branch wilted and died. Smith was called in again for a close examination. This time, small worm-like projections were found coming out of the bark of the beech. Frass, or the debris left over from an insect tunneling its way into the tree, was being compacted and pushed out as the bug dug deeper into the wood of the trunk. Tiny holes in the bark the size of a pin indicated where other insects had been busy. Cutting open a branch near the hole it was easy to find the path through the bark and into the wood of the beech. A bluish stain marked the edges of these tunnels – or galleries. Smith’s team sent entomologist Gilrein some samples of miniscule beetles found deep in the galleries, along with pieces of the tree branches to identify the insect in question. After a brief look under the microscope, Gilrein quickly determined the culprit (“Beetles species are easy to identify,” he noted). This was XY – a type of ambrosia beetle. (continued on page 128)

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House/ home Turn off the Furnace, Put on the Faux Fur tacularly super-sized, sybaritic bachelor pad in the Santa Monica Mountains overlooking Los Angeles just sold last March for $6,555,000. When the stunning redwood mansion was originally built, friends could cavort in the decadent playroom on an eight-foot round waterbed covered in sensual French black rabbit fur. (Nowadays, according to the website,, “the most coveted faux fur in existence” is Tissavel imported from France, so that it’s possible to have a louche and luxurious bedspread without killing any sweet little bunnies.) Surrounded by wedgeshaped sofas and walls, both upholstered in plush purple velvet, the fun and frolic on the waterbed would be reflected in the many mirrors lining the room. Under the recessed triangular-shaped mirrored ceiling in the enormously sumptuous master bedroom was a 72 square foot bed covered in fur from the noses of Arctic wolves. Never has nose hair been so exquisitely desirable as in the legendary Big Dipper’s mansion. An iconic early ‘70s photo of that outrageous stylesetter Walt Frazier, the epitome of cool on the court, shows him stretched out on the fur-covered round bed in his Manhattan penthouse. The New York Times was rather fond of this portrait of the New York Knicks guard, publishing the shot numerous times. Covered in an extravagant $3,500 mink bedspread with matching fur bolsters, the bed’s manly

magnificence was magnified in the mirror-lined walls and ceiling of the bedroom. “Clyde,” the basketball superstar’s nickname and his after-hours alter ego, was written in oversized cursive on the wall, just in case any dazzled visitors forgot his name, although that doesn’t seem a likely scenario. In Frazier’s own words from his semi-autobiographical 1974 Rockin’ Steady: A Guide to Basketball and Cool, “I’ve got a nine-foot round bed with a fitted white mink bedspread. I have a matching nine-foot round mirror on the ceiling. ... The only problem is I have this crazy fear that one day the mirror will fall down on me. Well, you have to take the bad with the good.” Stick to neutral colors, cut down on the chrome and replace it with warm brass or bronze, eliminate the mirrored ceiling evocative of an hourly no-tell motel, instead of “Clyde” have decals with a poetic quote printed on the wall (, keep the faux mink bedspread concept, and you’ll have the beginnings of a snuggly and sexy love nest. Covered by a fur spread, a notorious bed once intended for the Vice President’s residence would make for a meaningful, if not as macho a decorating scheme for the coming Commander in Chief’s bedroom. In 1974, artist Max Ernst designed a limited edition, ravishingly surreal king-sized bed described as an “apparatus for dreaming”, the complete ensemble topped with a luxurious mink fur coverlet. (continued on page 128)

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By Mary Beth Karoll In Manhattan last winter, I was astonished to encounter several vagrants sporting very attractive furs. Everything else these mendicants had on was apparently worn-out and filthy, so a long silver fox coat seemed utterly incongruous, a luxury item that didn’t belong in the pathetic picture. I incorrectly assumed that they were pimps down on their luck hanging on to one of their most treasured possessions from better days in the old Times Square. The sight was almost touching. Then I chanced to read about a local charity that donates used furs to the homeless, and I surmised that these fur-clad itinerants were actually lucky recipients of the charity’s largesse. In their case, a fur coat provides the ultimate in warmth while walking and sleeping on the streets. PETA activists would have a lot of nerve to splash red paint on the somewhat dapper fur-clad chaps who are presently down on their luck. A gentleman wearing a fur coat always demands attention, although the style was most recently popular in the 1960s among a certain set of ultrasophisticated types who dared to look a bit effete. Whenever I spot a man in a fur coat nowadays, I generally assume he is European and even then rather eccentric. A quick glance at men’s fur fashions described in The New York Times in August of 1968 finds a Persian lamb coat with a mink collar, a jazzy jaguar overcoat, a black Alaskan seal doublebreasted coat, and a rare sea otter coat, some or all of which give us a chill today, since we are more ecologically aware than in that more innocent era! However cruel, the most versatile item worn by a manly type with a beard, tinted Ray-Bans, and an aggressive stance, was a tawny guanaco cape “as big as a bedspread,” clasped with a gilt chain fastening at the neck. It may now be the height of summer, but consider such a distinctive double-duty fur as you are looking ahead to a chilly winter and mounting heating oil prices. Cut a dashing figure in a (faux) fur cape by day and toss it on the bed at night as you turn down the thermostat as far as you, the pipes and your paramour can stand. A guanaco is from the camel family and looks something like a llama, so in other words it’s a cute animal with an “awww” factor. Probably women would find you more of a sensitive and sensible character if you were to raise llamas for their wool rather than to wear a coat worn from baby guanaco skins. But if you don’t feel quite comfortable wearing a fur in public, never mind a cape, a faux fur bedspread is a retro item much in need of revival! If you’re the venturesome sort looking to make a strong statement, you could even begin now to line your entire bedroom in a cocoon of insulating fur, a la Roger Vadim’s Barbarella or along the line of swinging ‘70s minivan décor. In the ‘70s, basketball stars were the ultimate in cool, and their furry lairs were no less studlike in their opulence. Wilt “The Stilt” Chamberlain’s spec-

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Lessons on Social Graces (No Paws on the Table)

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Just as the relationship between parent and child has changed over the years, from disciplinarian to a more relaxed friendship, so has the relationship between human and canine. With this change has come a bornagain kind of love for dogs and the quality of their lives has become as important as any other family member. This is good thing; a very good thing. However, and there always is one, the dog, just like the child, must be taught to have social grace and to fit into our household routine. There have to be rules and regulations, schedule and boundaries and basically things that are OK and not OK for your dog to do. Here are some tips straight from the trainer’s mouth! One commonality I see in every household is “avoidance.” In other words, if you avoid the situation you won’t have to deal with it. So, instead of teaching your dog not to beg at the table during meals, you put him in his crate or another room where he is out of sight, out of mind. Another example would be guests coming into your home, your dog barks and jumps on them and is generally disruptive. What do you do? Again, he goes in his crate or another room to avoid the hassle and embarrassment. What would I do? Glad you asked. I would have a “dress rehearsal.” Don’t wait for Thanksgiving to teach Harley not to beg at the table. Don’t teach him how to greet people when your boss is at the door. These may be exaggerations but I know you get the point. Even during Wednesday night dinner everyone

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By Susan Galardi

Wiring the Developing Brain Screenwriter Nora Ephron is the daughter of two writers of film and stage, and one of four sisters — all of whom are writers. When I interviewed Ephron a few months ago, I asked if she thought the literary talent that pervades her family was a result of nature or nurture. Well, she didn’t really know and didn’t seem to care. But she did say she always wondered about “those twins who were separated at birth, and reunited as adults, and both drive Corvairs and have wives named Jane.” Ephron was most curious about their sense of humor. Being raised in different environments, did the twins share that same sensibility? I was curious about the nature/nurture question because I have a theory that the way a person’s mind works is as much a result of learned behavior as it is genetics. I know. This isn’t a new or startling theory, but it is particularly important to me since I have no genetic connection with our son. I had to believe that I could still influence how his mind works. Years ago, my mentor at Carnegie-Mellon told me that knowledge is about remembering information, intelligence is about making connections. So I was hell bent on wiring Hudson’s brain to make connections. I set out to do that in a most random, unscientific way when he was just a toddler. We’d read a little picture book, and if we came upon an image of, say, a clown, I’d get a toy clown from his shelf, then show him some other clown image. Eventually, he did it. We’d look at a picture of a ball, and I’d ask him to get his ball, which he did. Sometimes he’d bring me

another image of a ball. But I knew I’d really achieved success one day when I was on the phone with my mother-in-law, writing down information she was giving me. Hudson, at about 20 months, kept hitting my leg with something and making a little grunting noise. I was doing the typical “Just a

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od – both of which would weaken its natural defenses. This made it susceptible to the primary phytophera canker. The tree then put out chemicals that signaled its distress, and the 3 mm long ambrosia beetle picked up those chemicals, sensing them like a pheromone that attracted them to the tree. Throughout the botanical world this kind of complex relationship exists. And we have already experienced the longterm effects of these types of natural cycles here on Long Island. The turpentine beetle that bored much larger holes into Japanese black pines carried a similar fungus that did them in. Entire swaths of these trees along Dune Road were pampered by arborists to prevent their decline, but many succumbed. Dutch elm disease leveled the Dutch elm across the East End, but it was the elm bark beetle that infected the trees with the disease and lead to the transformation of East Hampton’s Main Street.

So what to do now about a problem like this, and will it spread? Good sanitation as the best defense has long been a horticultural maxim, and Daughtry emphasizes those good horticultural practices like mulching and adequate feeding and watering give healthy trees some defense in shaking off these kinds of infestations. But according to Gilrein, any infected branches need to be eradicated and a minor infestation is not a death sentence, a return to good care can keep the tree alive. Does that mean the problem is solved? Maybe not, another warning Daughtry cautions about is not cleaning pruning tools after use and tracking insects around on shoes. Chipping and composting may not kill off all the eggs of these insects – which is why the Dutch elms were not allowed to be used as fire wood for fear that the insects would still manage to survive in woodpiles.

for lamps, telephones and stereo controls. Additionally, a velvet-lined secret compartment could ostensibly serve many clandestine uses, even in post-Watergate Washington. A mirrored screen which accompanies the bed is decorated with a lithograph of Ernst’s painting The Great Ignoramus, and we might add that a touch of humility is no bad thing in the President’s cabinet or bedchambers. Even the seven foot long real mink bedspread on this surreal, self-indulgent bed was designed by the artist, ensuring a Freudian fantasmagoria of strangely sensual dreams for the second in chief and his spouse. According to wife Happy Rockefeller, the spread itself was “dipped mink” and “not the best you can buy.” At the time, someone even wrote a

sweetly sarcastic letter to the editorial page of the Los Angeles times commenting that, “It is quite obvious that each of us has a different interpretation of the term security blanket.” As furs do have resale value, they can provide some security, while faux as well as real furs may give the fetishist a strange sense of peace. Whatever the costs, I am sure my readers will agree that in the interests of national security, in the case of a Democratic win, both the Presidential and Vice Presidential beds should have the finest faux fur blankets and spreads in the free world. To differentiate themselves, Republicans might have pelts of beasts they personally shoot. (Not that our nation wishes to compete, but the most decadent real fur bedspreads from exotic and endangered species are probably to be found on the mattresses of thirdworld dictators and demagogues.) Only the most sybaritic acrylic fibers will do for the leaders of this country, as when they receive those pivotal calls at 3 a.m., the public wants them to be comfy and cozy . . . or maybe not. If the bracing cold would help our elected leaders to be more alert, the White House thermostats, like those in so many houses across the nation this winter, should be lowered to 1970s levels! In the current climate, the Philadelphia Museum of Art might consider loaning their example of the Ernst bed to the White House, as the whole ensemble seems ironically indicative of the present political situation. Hairy.

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The ambrosia beetles tunnel into the tree to create galleries that extend into the wood of the tree. These are very secure, beetle-sized rooms – so to speak – where the bugs lay their eggs. It was not the one-millimeter size holes where they entered the tree bark that caused the worst damage. The beetle brings along a blue fungus as it burrows into the tree, which is what the darkening of the tunnel edges indicated. The fungus will eventually feed its young when they hatch, but one of the side effects of the fungus is that it shuts down the tree’s circulatory system, the xylem and phloem that transport nutrients from the roots and sugars from the leaves, causing the branch to die. So was it the canker or the beetle that caused the problem? Daughtry, the pathologist, suggests that the afflicted tree may have suffered from compaction around its roots, or struggled through a drought peri-


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Vice President Nelson Rockefeller, a major modern collector, made the controversial acquisition of this highly symbolic piece of functional art, proposing to donate it to the Admiral’s House, the Vice President’s official residence. Shaped like a cage with bars of brass and sun and moon medallions hanging from either end, the “Bed-Cage” surely furnished an ironic, if unintentional commentary on Rockefeller’s frustrations over the little that he was allowed to do as Gerald Ford’s chosen second-inchief. If Rockefeller had actually lived on Observatory Hill rather than at one of his own homes, he could have accomplished a lot of governmental duties from the bed, which featured concealed trap doors

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Arts & Entertainment Rosanne Cash: Deliberate Writer, Accidental Performer As the daughter of country legend Johnny Cash, some would say that music and songwriting are in her blood. But for Rosanne Cash the idea of becoming a musician wasn’t so cut and dry. “I knew I wanted to be a writer,” she said. “But I didn’t know what form it would take. Originally, I didn’t want to pursue a life as a performer because it didn’t appeal to me.” But, eventually, songwriting and performing won her over and she learned to “accept” and “enjoy” being on stage. The result is a 30-year long career, where she has received many accolades and much critical praise. With country leanings, but a sound that’s accessible to fans of folk, rock and pop, Cash has won a Grammy, had 11 number-one singles and, in 1988, was named Billboard’s Top Singles Artist. It’s safe to say that Cash isn’t stuck in her father’s shadow – as many children who follow in the footsteps of their famous parents often are – carving out a niche for herself in the music industry. Cash, who’s based out of New York City, will be performing at The Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett on September 5 at 8 p.m. Rather than bringing her full band with her, she’ll instead be performing an intimate, acoustic set, accompanied only by her husband, John Leventhal. “It’s been a few years since we did…an acoustic set,” she said. “I really like doing it. We get to stretch ourselves a little bit. When we play with the full band, it’s more orchestrated. This will be more improvisational.” After the critical success of her last album, 2006’s Black Cadillac – an intensely personal record that helped her work through the grief of losing her father, her stepmother, June Carter Cash, and her mother, Vivian Liberto Cash Distin, in a short period of time – as well as recovering from brain surgery for a rare, but benign, malformation of the skull last fall, Cash is now ready to head back into the recording studio. Except this time she’ll be recording an album of covers. Since she’s still deciding which songs to include on the record, she’s keeping mum about what you might expect to hear on it, but she will say this: “They’re older songs, not contemporary ones.” This album will be her debut record for Manhattan Records, an EMI subsidiary. And Cash is looking forward to having some fun with it. “I needed to give myself a break, for one thing,” she said. “The last record was intense lyrically and emotionally. I didn’t want to follow up with my next album with that level of intensity. I wanted to do the yin to that yang. I want to have some fun. I want to do the opposite of that.” She says the album should be released in the beginning of 2009. Cash released her self-titled debut for Ariola in 1978, though it was never released in America. She was eventually signed by Columbia Records, and released her American debut, Right or Wrong, in 1979, which produced two Top 20 singles. Her 1981 album, Seven Year Ache, garnered mainstream attention, with her title track becoming a crossover hit, peaking at #1 on Billboard’s country and pop charts. She was nominated for a Grammy for Best Female Country Vocal Performance for her 1985

single “I Don’t Know Why You Don’t Want Me,” and was nominated for Best Contemporary Folk Album for her album Interiors in 1990. Overall, she’s released 11 albums. Though she defines herself as a songwriter, Cash is also an author. She released a book of short fiction, Bodies of Water, in 1995, and a children’s book, Penelope Jane: A Fairy’s Tale, in 2000. In addition, her essays and fiction have appeared in collections and publications such as The New York Times, Rolling Stone and New York Magazine. “It’s all writing,” Cash said of her moving between music and prose. “It’s the same water, different pool. There’s a freedom writing prose, you’re not married to a rhyme scheme or melody. But there’s still a lot of rope to hang yourself with. There’s a lot of freedom with it.” She’s quick, however, to laud the beauty of the structure that comes with songwriting. Currently, she’s working on a non-fiction book that will be released in 2009. The book will feature a series of autobiographical essays about her life, though not in a chronological order. “I hate to say it’s a memoir,” she said, “because I’m not old enough to have one. But it is autobiographical.” Considering her musical lineage, you’d think it would be tough for her to keep her private life out of the public eye, especially considering the renewed interest in her father that was inspired by the 2005 biopic, Walk the Line. But that’s not true, Cash says. “I have a private life,” she said. “There are things written about me in the press, so people assume they know a lot about me. But I don’t feel I always have to correct the assumptions. I’ve been able to maintain my private life pretty intact.” Recently, though, Cash felt the need to speak out when country star John Rich, performing at a Florida rally in support of the Republican presidential candidate, John McCain, said, “Somebody’s got to walk the line in the country. They’ve got to walk it unapologetically. And I’m sure Johnny Cash would have been a John McCain supporter if he was still around.” Incensed, Cash responded via her blog. “It is appalling to me that people still want to invoke my

father’s name, five years after his death, to ascribe beliefs, ideals, values and loyalties to him that cannot possibly be determined, and to try to further their own agendas by doing so,” she wrote. “I knew my father pretty well, at least better than some of those who entitle themselves to his legacy and supposed ideals, and even I would not presume to say publicly what I ‘know’ he thought or felt. This is especially dangerous in the case of political affiliation. It is unfair and presumptuous to use him to bolster any platform.” But during a recent phone conversation, the issue doesn’t come up, and Cash seems relaxed and eager to visit the East End, which she has already visited several times this summer, staying with friends. “I mooch,” she said, laughing. And, with a lot of friends on the South Fork who will likely come support her upcoming Talkhouse show, she’s excited to perform. “This is a really fun gig for me,” she said. For more information about Cash and her September 5 show in Amagansett, go to or


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theater review/gordin & christiano

Performing Arts

Review... hair

Michal Danielw

The Public Theater’s superb revival of its landmark rock musical Hair makes a potent connection to our current times, with inspired physical staging by Diane Paulus that emphasizes the shared hunger for political change, a timely message for today. Passionately performed by an outstanding young ensemble under the moon and stars in Central Park, the triumphant production ends on a thrilling, upbeat note as the audience storms the stage for a joyous dance party in the reprise of “Let the Sun Shine In.” Set in the Vietnam era, the musical is an anthem to the idealism of flower power and pacifism, combined with an urgent plea for the end of the war that speaks vividly to our country’s current involvement in Iraq. The glorious rockpastiche score by Galt MacDermot is played with wild abandon by a 12-piece on-stage band. And the clever lyrics by James Rado and Gerome Ragni, the duo who also wrote the book, strike a witty inspirational tone that is the perfect compliment to the tale, told in a collage of interwoven vignettes. The story follows a group of New York hippies, known as the Tribe, as they attempt to keep one of their members out of the Vietnam War by whatever means necessary. Director Paulus, who staged a raucous Turnadot: The Rumble for the Ring at Bay Street last season, is best known for the Off Broadway hit The Donkey Show. Her meticulous approach to the material embraces a visceral, free flowing atmosphere that is

the hallmark of the musical itself. As she has done in previous shows, Paulus effectively makes use of the space, moving the actors into the audience to unify the connection, while honoring the liberating spirit of the musical and underlining the show’s current social relevance. She has made judicious cuts to the book, adding to the momentum and emotional impact of the entire evening. And Paulus has drawn fully committed, overwhelmingly energetic work from the entire ensemble, resulting in a powerful evening full of marvelous performances enhanced by Karole Armitage’s pulsating choreography. The charismatic performers include: Patina Renea Miller, Will Swenson, Caren Lyn Manuel,

Bryce Ryness, Jonathan Groff, Darius Nichols, Kacie Sheik, Allison Case, Megan Lawrence, Andrew Kober, Nicole Lewis, Saycon Sengbloh, Jackie Burns, Kaitlyn Kiyan and Megan Reinking. What resonates most clearly from the nearly 40 songs performed by Paulus’ extraordinary cast is the communal theme, which is essential to Hair. Paulus has created a unifying element that is ever-apparent in her fluid staging, which has her actors scampering all over the grass covered stage, bolting over a rear fence, and moving continuously into the audience. Hair officially launched the Public Theater’s downtown home on Lafayette Street in 1967, moving to Broadway the following year. Now, back with a production that is as good as it gets, let’s hope the rumored talk of a move to Broadway will actually happen. How they will recreate the magic from the park setting is a challenge I don’t envy, but I hope they can retain the evening’s “be in” at the end of the show. Hair opened on August 6, 2008 at the Delacorte Theater in Central Park. Tickets are free (two per person) and may be picked up at the theater after 1 p.m. on the same day of the performance. TuesdaySunday, 8 p.m., now until September 14. Theater critics Barry Gordin & Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer. Patrick is the artistic director of SivaRoad Productions. Visit their website at


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The Bogmen Surface for a Rare Appearance The Bogmen, quirky, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;90s alternative rockers, may have broken up about 10 years ago, but over the past few years the group has treated fans â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and themselves â&#x20AC;&#x201C; to annual reunion shows in New York City. This year, in addition to two December shows at the Nokia Theater, The Bogmen will also be playing at the Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett on August 29 and 30. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The band played at the Talkhouse years ago, before we ever signed to a label,â&#x20AC;? said Brendan Ryan, who plays keyboard in the band and says members of the group stayed in touch with staff members at the Talkhouse over the years. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This was a fun part of The Bogmen days. These shows were always ones we looked forward to.â&#x20AC;? The Bogmen, with the core of the group hailing from Long Island (specifically Huntington and Smithtown) actually formed in Boston, where they all attended college. After steadily building a fan base in the northeast, especially in New York City, Boston and Providence, the group hired a manager, who set them up in a house in Lynbrook with a recording studio in the basement so they could write and record their songs. Eventually, they attracted the attention of a major label â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Clive Davisâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Arista Records. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It took one to two years of touring, getting in a van and roughing it out and not having any money for gas to get on a major label,â&#x20AC;? Ryan said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But it paid off.â&#x20AC;? Arista signed them for a two-record deal for $1 million. As exciting as the move to Arista was for the young band, it also contributed, in part, to their undoing. Their first album, Life Begins at 40 Million, released

group. At a time when MTV and powerful radio stations across the country decided which bands would be heard, The Bogmen never made the play list (though â&#x20AC;&#x153;Suddenlyâ&#x20AC;? did get some attention from radio and MTV). â&#x20AC;&#x153;It took its toll on the band,â&#x20AC;? Ryan said. Eventually, in 1999, The Bogmen broke up, partially because of the Arista debacle, partially because of creative differences. Since then, all members of the band have continued working in music, in various bands and other projects. Then, in 2001, The Bogmen reunited under the most tragic of circumstances. Ryanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wife, Kristy, who worked at a non-profit organization, Secret Smiles, died in the 9/11 attacks. The band sprung to action, performing a series of benefit concerts for a charity, Kristyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Smile, started in her honor. They didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t reunite again until 2006, but since then, the reunion concerts have become an annual affair. And in between, the group kept in touch, with various members sometimes playing together at small, local bars in Manhattan, such as Bar 9. The group has even been exchanging musical ideas lately. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a chance. We never say never,â&#x20AC;? said Ryan, of the likelihood of the group getting together to release new material. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think [the new ideas] are really good. We just all need to set some time aside so we could put out a record.â&#x20AC;? The Bogmen will be performing at The Stephen Talkhouse on August 29 at 9 p.m. and 30 at 8 p.m. Tickets are $45. For more information, go to, or

in 1995 and anchored by the strength of its single â&#x20AC;&#x153;Suddenly,â&#x20AC;? sold 50,000 copies, and the group opened for well-known acts like The Barenaked Ladies and Shane McGowan, lead singer of the Pogues. But relations between the band and the label soon fizzled, especially when the group opted for an edgier sound, not as accessible to a mainstream music audience, for their second album, 1998â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Closed Captioned Radio. â&#x20AC;&#x153;At first, of course, [being signed] was exciting,â&#x20AC;? Ryan said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But I think in the end it wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a very positive relationship or experience for us. The record label really did not have an alternative rock department. They were known for rap and country. We were the lost band. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think it was the right place for us.â&#x20AC;? Ryan says they got little support from the label, especially when it came to touring and radio play, which was â&#x20AC;&#x153;frustratingâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;depressingâ&#x20AC;? for the

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Death Race As most film fans will agree, it’s always interesting to point out the permanent impact a movie can have on popular culture. As you may remember, it was Jaws that made many of us terrified to swim in the ocean, and some younger people today who claim fear of sharks can pin their terror on the scare that still hasn’t gone away. Another – albeit smaller – fixture arrived in the ‘70s, and while it’s a pretty darn reprehensible thing to do, you’ve probably heard of someone driving a car, somewhere in your life, assigning points to objects in the road and tallying their values should they be struck. True, minutia at best, but that ugly happenstance also comes from a flick: Death Race 2000. That film, which took place in the far-off year 2000, involved athletes who drove across the country, racing to both win and accumulate points for hitting anybody they could, from senior citizens to the Pope. It starred actors like David Carradine as Frankenstein and a young Sylvester Stallone as Machine Gun, and it was the kind of exploitation the 1970s specialized in, loaded with blood, sex and not-so-subtle jabs at the government. Not a great film, but, nonetheless, revered as a mindless classic. So how, in the name of political correctness, did this movie get remade in 2008? Actually, while Death Race holds on to some of the tenants of its senior version, this film is an action movie for the present – while it’s loaded with violence and adult behavior, they decided against trying out what legal ramifications would ensue by leaving out the whole “murdering innocents” thing. This time, we get David Statham leading as former professional racer Jensen Ames, a man framed for the murder of his wife. Also taking place in the near future, he finds himself in a post-present penitentiary, where he immediately ends up brawling and seething – something actor Statham excels at. But it’s OK, as the warden Hennessey (played by the waytalented Joan Allen) has plans for the lug – as the “Death Race” here in 2012 is destitute USA’s favorite

reality show. It seems the most popular driver, a man who remains masked, got knocked out (for good) in a previous program, and the boss sees Ames as a perfect fit to fill the now-unoccupied disguise. The warden promises freedom to her prisoner if he wins, but little does he know that if he dons the role of (you guessed it) Frankenstein and garners ratings…let’s just say Hennessey and her people will do whatever they have to in order to keep the audience locked in. In a weird twist, this is actually an easier movie to watch than its predecessor. Most remakes leave the

moviegoer wondering why a good property ever needs a redo, yet here the concept, which, honestly, could never ever be touched these days, gets both cleaned up and filled with more action. There’s no doubt that purists will never accept this transformation, but, in reality, this is a case where the remake really becomes its own product, and though it makes blatant references to the first Death Race, it’s neither a weaker nor stronger version of the ‘70s cult fave. No, this time it’s here to get people into the theatres, to buy their popcorn and watch the racing, car crashes and other titillating devices that action movies employ. So, while there’s no point system, there is still plenty of vehicular brutality, but this time the cars are much more gifted with weaponry and apocalyptic imagery, recalling Mel Gibson’s Mad Max trilogy. And unlike Carradine’s Frankenstein, an actual murderer who received adulation for senseless violence, this time the star has his life on the line and revenge on his mind, as he plans to axe the real killer of his wife. But you don’t need a movie critic telling you any details, because the plot is just an excuse to get action up on the screen. Luckily, the cast here does a pretty good job, so it merits higher than the average Fast and the Furious gobbledy-gook. Will it win any Oscars? Golden Globes? No. But hey, if you need to see people driving recklessly and crashing into stuff, it’s a lot more fun seeing it here than live on the LIE. Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics.

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MARINATED CHICKEN ON THE GRILL When it comes to grilling chicken I prefer to work with chicken on the bone. It may take longer to cook than a hamburger or a boneless piece of beef but it will be moister than a boneless chicken breast. Time your grilling carefully for juicy golden brown results. Serves 4

1 3 1/4 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 3 1/2 pound chicken, cut into eighths 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice Handful fresh sage leaves Coarse (kosher) salt 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil 1. Clean chicken of excess fat and debris. Rinse well and dry on paper towels. Transfer to a large bowl and pour over remaining ingredients. Cover with plastic wrap and marinate in refrigerator for several hours or overnight.

For the roasted garlic butter 1 whole medium head garlic 1 cup unsalted butter, softened Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper

2. Bring to room temperature before ready to cook. 3. Prepare a charcoal or gas grill to medium high. Brush the grill grate with oil and when appropriate heat is reached arrange the chicken pieces skin side down. Cook the thighs and legs about 7 minutes on each side and breasts about 5 minutes on one side and 4 minutes on other side. Flare-ups will undoubtedly occur from the fat in the skin. Cover the grill for a couple of extra minutes to be sure the chicken is cooked through. Move the chicken pieces around with tongs to cooler sections of the grill as necessary. Chicken should emerge crisp and golden brown with juices running clear. Serve warm or at room temperature. GRILLED T-BONE STEAK WITH ROASTED GARLIC BUTTER A T-bone steak is really two steaks in one. The leg


For the steak 1 1 1/4-inch thick porterhouse steak, about 1- 1/4 pounds Coarse (kosher) salt 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil 1. Wrap head of garlic loosely in a foil packet and place in a preheated 400-degree oven for 45-50 minutes until garlic cloves feel soft to the touch. Remove from oven and when cool squeeze the flesh from each clove into a bowl. Add the softened butter, salt and pepper to taste and mash with a fork until well blended and smooth. Transfer the mixture to a square of wax paper. Shape the butter into a cylinder on the paper and securely wrap around the log. Close with tape and freeze. When ready to use, slice off frozen disks of butter at serving time. Return (continued on page 142)


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of the T separates the small tenderloin portion from the longer top loin. Most beef die-hards profess that T-bones taste best when grilled. The garlic butter can be prepared ahead, frozen and used as needed. A T-bone steak, at least oneinch thick, weighing about one pound, will serve 2, even 3




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The sun still warms us, the beaches will continue to give us pleasure, and the colorful farm stands and farmers markets with their fresh array of local goodness will nourish us for many weeks (and months) to come. Yet, Labor Day weekend, the official end of summer, has arrived. In this socially busy season brimming over with benefits, and all manner of activities, parties, etc., Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got some simple solutions for perhaps a family barbecue for two to whatever. Grilled chicken with sage and lemon is one of my all-time favorites for chicken on the grill. When chicken is cooked on the bone and careful attention is paid to the grilling process, juicy and succulent results are your reward. For steak lovers, a porterhouse is the steak of choice for the grill. When teamed with the sweet deliciousness of roasted garlic butter melting into the crusted grilled steak sets the taste buds watering. A do-ahead summer slaw smacking with sweet Asian flavors and a bit of heat is the perfect accompaniment to either meat. Lots of local freshly cooked corn and sweet tree-ripened peaches from local orchards at the peak of their pleasure and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got a party. Have a happy, a safe and a savory Labor Day weekend.



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Saltwater Grill 379 Dune Road, Dune Deck Beach Resort, Westhampton Beach, NY 631-288-3876

S. Galardi

By Susan Galardi We are just so lucky to be on the East End of Long Island. You can easily become jaded about having free access to so many things that so few people may ever experience, or may experience only once or twice in a lifetime. One of those luxuries is waterfront dining. I love a picnic on the beach, listening to the crash of the waves, smelling the salt air, feeling the warm or cool breeze. But I so much prefer sitting in a lovely setting and being waited on and served nice food on plates, without sand (not to mention, without any of the prep or clean up work). Fortunately, here on the East End, we have a good deal of waterfront dining options. One of them is the Saltwater Grill, nestled right on Dune Road in Westhampton Beach in the Dune Deck Beach Resort. With the bay on one side and the ocean on the other – enough said. The Saltwater Grill is set up with individual white cabanas on a boardwalk, right on the dune. Within those cabanas are casual picnic tables — but with white table linens and navy/white striped bench pads. It feels oh so civilized. And the view is lovely over the dune grass. When the sun set last Thursday, the bay side sky was awash in baby blue and pink. Saltwater has a small but good wine list of basic standards, and a kids menu with three choices. Despite its elegant setting, the restaurant is very causal and chid friendly.

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The menu is seafood heavy – as it should be – with a few standard non-fish items like chicken, skirt steak and a 14-ounce sirloin on the wood grill (the latter is the priciest menu item, at $30.00). Beyond that, the main courses come down to a good selection of grilled fish – sword, tuna, halibut, salmon. The night we went, I ordered the $24.99 Thursday special: 1 1/4 lb. lobster dinner, served with veggie rice (rice with diced vegetables like carrots, zucchini) corn, a couple steamers and a nice little pile of mussels, both cooked in a spicy, peppery broth – a nice departure from your typical garlic/wine/parsley combo. Like so many lobster bakes/boils, the focus here is on the big crustacean, rightfully so, and the

lobster was cooked perfectly. I love the fixin’s for a lobster dinner, but the corn and rice were just too overcooked for my taste. Another side dish option is garlic mashed potatoes – a better choice that my dining companion tried with her grilled swordfish, which was fresh, delicate, and delicious. The grilled items at Saltwater come with a sauce of your choice: chimichurri, Cajun, garlic/herb. We went with a mild red pepper/mango salsa that was nice and fresh, and didn’t overpower the fish. We tried two salads, one of which was a stroke of genius. In the “Grilled” Caesar, a half a head of romaine is actually slapped, cut side down, on the wood grill. It added a really unusual, and delicious, dimension to this staple. It was topped with a layer of skinny parmesan sticks. Really good. We also tried the summer greens salad, which felt more like a fall salad with spinach, beet and a few other greens, plus poached pears, walnuts, gorgonzola, dried cranberries. Whatever the season, this is a great salad. We tried one appetizer: tempura green beans with mustard sauce. Whole green beans fried in a tempura batter were juicy and crispy, and made you feel a little less guilty than if you’d ordered mozzarella sticks. Of the desserts, we tried Snowball in Hell. A rich vanilla ice cream coated with toasted coconut, in a puddle of melted fudge. Good? Let’s just say that anything in that bowl would have a snowball’s chance in hell of remaining there.

(Behind Tully’s Seafood Market)

3rd Annual Labor Day Seafood Buffet Special Starting 12:00 noon till 6:00 pm Dinner Menu Available 12:00 till 8:00 pm Buffet Includes Assorted Hot Seafood Items, Clams, Oysters, Shrimp, Mussels, Fish & Crabs. Full Salad & Raw Bar. Carving Station with Steak & Ham. Adults $32.95 • Kids $16.95

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Starting Sept 4th Before The Bridge Restaurant Will Be Open For Dinner Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun 4:00 pm till Closing Offering Nightly $25.00, 4 Course Prix Fixe Special Thurs- Seafood Platter - Flounder, Scallops & Shrimp Fri & Sat - Surf and Turf - Steak & Lobster Tail Sun - Sandune Special - 1/2 Lobster, Clams, Mussels & Shrimp

Lunch - Sat & Sun 12:00-4:00 pm Brunch - Sunday 12:00-3:00 pm Available for Private Parties • Catering • Weddings Lobster Bakes To Go

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Dining and Nightlife ALISON AT THE MAIDSTONE INN AND TAVERN – The restaurant is open Wednesday through Sunday for dinner from 5:30-10.30 p.m. Sunday Brunch 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. There is a new tavern menu and the same hours. 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5440. ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to rib eye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. B. SMITH’S – Best waterfront location in the Hamptons serving the finest lobster salad, watermelon margaritas and steaks on the East End. Open for lunch, dinner and brunch. Located on Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7255858 BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK – International pub right in the heart of Southampton. Open 7 days a week 11-9 p.m. with a late night menu Fri. and Sat. until 12:30 a.m. Happy hour everyday 5-7 p.m. with 1/2 price apps at the bar on Fri. and free apps on Sat. Lunch and Dinner specials everyday. Mon. Employee night, Tues. Two For’s, Wed. All you can eat seafood, Thurs. Ladies night. Late night wing night and Beer Pong for $15 starting at 9 p.m., with outdoor bar and patio. Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-4316. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Open for dinner from 4 p.m., seven nights a week, closed Tuesday until June 17 and then will be open seven nights. Daily $25, 4course Prix Fixe Sunday-Thursday. Crab feast, Shrimp feast, Seafood platter special. Serving lunch Fri-Sun from 12-4 p.m. Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully’s Seafood Market. 631-7289111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370590. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737. BREEZES CAFÉ AT THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Casual Fare and tropical drinks al fresco. Drink and appetizer specials Fridays, 4-8 p.m. Live music and drink specials Saturdays and Sundays 2-6 p.m. Breakfast buffet Saturdays and Sundays 7-11am. Located at 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. 631.668.3100 CANAL CAFÉ – Fresh seafood and scenic waterfront dining. Savor the view as well as our food. Lunch and dinner. On Shinnecock Canal (Hampton Watercraft Marine), 44 Newtown RD, Hampton Bays. Closed Tuesdays. 631-723-

2155. CASA BASSO – A Hamptons landmark providing a unique Mediterranean dining experience for over 80 years. Three course prix fixe for $25 every night. Waterfront dining available. Open Tuesday-Sunday at 5pm. Located at 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton (Next to the Castle and Swordsmen). 631-288-1841. COHI BAR AT THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Yachtside cocktails and patio lounge. Sunday sunset spin on the patio lounge 6-9 p.m. with DJ, Drinks and appetizer specials. Yachtini hour 7 nights a week 6-7 p.m., Half price Yachtinis and specialty drinks. Yachtini night, Wednesday nights, 6-closing. Located at 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. 631.668.3100 CROMER’S MARKERT – Custom Butcher Shop, Fresh Produce, Our famous fried chicken, full deli & appetizers, carry out catering. Open Mon. thru Sat. 8 a.m.-7 p.m., Sundays 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 805 Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 6687500. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Featuring espresso bar, bakery, coffee roastery, full-service café serving breakfast, lunch and desserts, and outdoor garden seating. Open Monday-Thursday, Sunday 6 a.m.-7 p.m., Friday & Saturday 6 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill & 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – A true “foodies delight” featuring the freshest seafood and local produce available. Platinum Chef winner Cheffe Colette creates an inventive menu with some pleasant surprises. Dine outside on the waterfront verandah and enjoy the best sunsets in the Hamptons, at The Inn Spot On The Bay, 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850s mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email or visit LIGHTHOUSE GRILL AT THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – “Gotta Yachta Lobsta” every Thursday night. 2-3 pound lobsters and specialty lobster dishes. Artist Wine Dinner, August 28, 6:30-9:30 p.m. featuring Joyce Brian Artist. “Pacific Rim” 5-course paired wine dinner. Located 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. 631.668.3100 LIGHTHOUSE GRILL & PATIO – An upscale, yet unpretentious setting, Dine where historical magnates J.P. Morgan Jr., Astor and Doubleday overlooked the famed docks and waterside views. Enjoy Chef Jared Potter’s signature “Jaker Crab Cake”& “Yacht Chowder.” Monthly Artists Wine Dinners Series – last Thurs. monthly thru Oct. Reservations suggested. Dinner. 631-668-3100, Ext. 1172. 32 Star Island

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Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach, The Saltwater Grill serves up amazing ocean views, friendly service, and classic, simply grilled seafood and steaks.

Road, Montauk. LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years, rated in Zagat Survey of Distinction 2006-2007 and recognized as among the best on Long Island for delicious quality food, value and attentive staff. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT– Matto, Italian for “crazy,” features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Chic yet casual. Serving dinner Monday - Friday from 5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday beginning at 12 noon for lunch and continuing into dinner beginning at 5 p.m. Weeknight bar special of complimentary amuse bouche with cocktails at the bar, Monday,Tuesday and Wednesday. Takeout is available. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OAKLAND’S RESTAURANT & MARINA – Located on Dune Road at the Shinnecock Inlet in Hampton Bays is serving lunch & dinner seven days a week beginning at noon. Monday and Tuesday nights Oakland’s offers a lobster bash, Friday night Happy Hour 5-7 p.m. and Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. The regular menu is available during these specials. Live music on our deck weekends weather permitting. Visit for more information. 631-728-6900. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Zagat says “Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Serving dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road. Sag Harbor. 631-725-7110. ONE OCEAN – An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5665. PARTO’S – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, café. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 (continued on page 141)


Beach side BBQ • Wednesdays Chicken & Rib Combo with all the Fixins $18.95 Saltwaters Famous Clam Bake Thurs., 1.5lb Lobster, Shrimp, Mussels & Clams $24.95

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379 Dune Road Westhampton Beach in the Dune Deck Hotel

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Side Dish

includes their selection of draft beers matched perfectly with their dim sum menu for $17 a person, plus tax and tip. Finally, 15% off your entire check will be applied when you mention the promotion. For more information contact WEI FUN at (631) 329-2600. Turtle Crossing in East Hampton will be open for lunch on Labor Day, September 1 starting at 12 p.m. Following Labor Day they will be closed Tuesday & Wednesday, open Thursday – Monday serving dinner starting at 5 p.m. and Saturday and Sunday starting at 12 p.m. For more information call Turtle Crossing at 631-324-7166. Jedediah Hawkins Inn in Jamesport announces new fall hours following Labor Day weekend on Monday, September 8. The restaurant will be closed on Mondays. The restaurant will be open for lunch Tuesday through Saturday from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Dinner will be served from 5 until 10 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday and until 9 p.m. on Sunday. Sunday brunch will be offered from 11:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Beginning October 14 the restaurant will be closed on Tuesday. High cheese is served throughout the day in the restaurant, parlor or outdoors (weather permitting). For further information or reservations call Jedediah’s at Jedediah Hawkins Inn at (631)

722-2900. Rowdy Hall in East Hampton will be closed on Tuesday, September 2 and will reopen on Wednesday, September 3 at 12 p.m. Their new fall hours will be seven days a week serving lunch from 12 p.m. – 3:30 p.m.; they will be open for dinner Sunday – Thursday from 5 p.m. – 10 p.m. and Friday and Saturday from 5 p.m. – 11 p.m. For further information call Rowdy Hall at (631) 3248555. Nick & Toni’s in East Hampton will be closed on Tuesday, September 2 and will reopen on Wednesday September 3 at 6 p.m. Their new fall hours will be Wednesday – Sunday starting at 6 p.m. They have also added some new menu items to their menu. New menu items include: seared tuna crudo with garden purslane salad; fried polenta with roasted local corn, zucchini and truffle vinaigrette; affettati misti with cured meats, fresh ricotta and garden lavender honey; bucatini with saffron mussels and peperoncini; swordfish with escarole alla Siciliana and lemon caper citronette; grilled lamb rack with local heirloom eggplant and fig agro-dolce; and local wild strip bass with Balsam Farm sun-gold tomato panzanella. For more information or reservations call Nick & Toni’s at (631) 324- 3550.

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725-7110 Zagat says: "Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find." Available for private parties


The Jamesport Manor in Jamesport welcomes back the fall season with the return of a three-course prix fixe dinner. The prix fixe will be offered Sunday – Thursday and the menu will change daily. Some menu items may include: potato leek soup; frisee with roasted beets, sliced pecans and goat cheese; roast chicken with panzanella, sweet corn, leeks and rosemary jus; and zucchini lentil pie. It may be fall but you would never know that when dining on the lawn, Great Gatsby style, surrounded by North Fork blue skies and the off shore breezes of the fall season. For more information or reservations call the Jamesport Manor at (631) 722- 0500. Stonewalls Restaurant in Riverhead presents a live performance by classical rock band, White Room, on Friday, September 5th at 6 p.m. Two-for-the-priceof-one drink specials will be available from 5 to 7 p.m. The “Grill Room Menu” will be served until 7 p.m. and includes appetizers, baguette sandwiches, and finger food. Items include: baby arugula salad; roast pork loin sandwich with Manchego cheese and tapenade; 10-ounce sirloin burger; and hot and spicy buffalo wings. The regular menu will also be offered in the dining room. The restaurant is open for lunch and Sunday brunch Monday through Sunday from 11:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. and for dinner from 5 to 9 p.m. Wednesday through Monday. For reservations or further information please contact Stonewalls Restaurant at (631) 506-0777. WEI FUN in East Hampton will be open Thursday – Monday for dinner, and will be closed on Tuesday and Wednesday starting September 1. They will also continue to have happy hour every night from 5 – 7 p.m. with complimentary hot snacks, $3 draft beer, $5 chardonnay and the cocktail of the day that changes weekly for $6. The flight of four beers and dim sum pairing will continue at the bar starting at 5 p.m. The special

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Dining and Nightlife FRIDAY, AUGUST 29 ANNONA RESTAURANT – Live music, 6-9 p.m. Happy Hour, 5- 7:30 p.m., music and 2-for-1 drinks. 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-2887766. THE ARTFUL DODGER – The Next Level Band, 11 p.m. No cover. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. BEACH BAR – TGIF Weekend Kickoff Party, 8 p.m. $2.50 domestic bottles. Hosted by DJ Doug O’Mara and level Vodka. 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. CIGAR BAR – Latino Night. 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. DOCKERS – Dave Tyler. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. THE DORY RESTAURANT – Big Suga. 185 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-4300. DUNE – Open Friday and Saturday night and Sundays of holiday weekends from 10 p.m.-4 a.m. 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-283-0808. FIDDLERS COVE – Karaoke. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. GURNEY’S INN – Dance with DJ Des and DJ Linda every Friday and Saturday night. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. LA PLAYA – Open late night Friday and Saturday for dinner and drinks. 125 Tuckahoe Rd., Southampton. 631-251-6292. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL –Happy Hour, 5-7 p.m., free food at the bar. Outdoor patio. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. OSO – Chris Michaels Jazz Trio, at The Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-2831166. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Plan B, 8 p.m.- 12 a.m. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-2880100. RAM’S HEAD INN – Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss, 7-11 p.m. Ram Island Dr., Shelter

Island. 631-749-0811. REGULARS CAFE – Brian LeClerc and the Homegrowns, 9 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Happy Hour, 4 p.m.-12 a.m. DJ Dory. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Erin Sax, 8 p.m., $15. The Bogmen, 9 p.m., $45. The Giving Tree, 11 p.m., $25. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-2673117. TOM McBRIEN’S – Nip and Shuck Happy Hour every day from 3 to 7 p.m. 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137. TURTLE CROSSING – Mama Lee & Friends, 5:30- 8 p.m. 221 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-3247166. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Live music. 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631-288-7161.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 30 ALMONCELLO – Karaoke, 10:30 p.m. 290 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-6700. ANNONA RESTAURANT – Live music, 9 p.m.-12 a.m. Happy Hour, 5-7:30 p.m. Music and 2-for-1 drinks. 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BEACH BAR – End of Summer Luau Party. 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. CIGAR BAR – DJ Sam. 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. DOCKERS – Noiz and others. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. THE DORY RESTAURANT – The Moonlighters, 6:30 and 7:45 p.m. 185 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-4300. FIDDLERS COVE – Second Shift. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Chuck “E” Band, 2-6 p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100.

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THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Heatwave, 8 p.m.-12 a.m. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-2880100. REGULARS CAFE – WLNG Oldies Night, 7-10 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. SOLE EAST – Sugar Shack Burlesque, 10 and 11:30 p.m. Free. 90, Second House Rd., Montauk. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE– DJ Dome, 10 p.m. Southampton Ales & Lagers Secret Ale bottles for $2.50. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631283-2800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – The Bogmen, 8 p.m., $45. The Nancy Atlas Project, 11 p.m., $25. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. SUNSET CAFÉ – Spanish Night, 8 p.m.-12 a.m. 49 Sunset Ave., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-3010. TIERRA MAR – Mambo Loco Quartet, 7 p.m. 231 Dune Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Live music. Reopening of the Night Club, featuring Clamor. Ladies drink free, 9-11 p.m. 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631-288-7161. WHITE HOUSE – Doors at 10 p.m. 39 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-4121.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 31 ALISON – Cabaret singer and pianist Chris Barrett, 7-11 p.m. 207 Main St., East Hampton. 631324-5440. BAMBOO – 2-for-1-sushi and drink specials. 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. BEACH BAR – Playboy and Pajama Party. 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. DOCKERS – Happy Hour 4-6 p.m., live music at 5 p.m. and the lobster bake special. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Chuck “E” Band, 2-6 p.m. Sunday Sunset Spin, 6 p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Heatwave, 8 p.m.-12 a.m. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-2880100. REGULARS CAFE – Prentiss McNeil of the Drifters, 7-10 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. SUNSET CAFÉ – The Sun Gets Down, 8 p.m. 49 Sunset Ave., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-3010. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Martin Sexton, 8 p.m., $95/$110. Booga Sugar, 11 p.m., $25. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. TIERRA MAR – Mambo Loco Quartet, 7 p.m. 231 Dune Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 ALISON – Cabaret singer and pianist Chris Barrett, 7-11 p.m. 207 Main St., East Hampton. 631324-5440. THE ARTFUL DODGER – Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock night. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. NICK’S – Mambo Loco Quartet, 7 p.m. 148 S. Emerson Ave., Montauk. 631-668-4800. PORKY’S HAMPTONS – MTV’s Rob & Big will host the End of Summer Mardi Gras Bash. At 80 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. REGULARS CAFE – Winston Irie, 8-11 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Marc Broussard, 8 p.m., $75/$90. Hard Candy, 11 p.m., $10. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. TIERRA MAR – Mambo Loco Quartet, 6 p.m. 231 Dune Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 THE ARTFUL DODGER – All you can drink Coors Light, 8 p.m.-12 a.m. $15. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. 1144985

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yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-7274828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef’s tastings available seven days a week for $30. Live entertainment Wed.- Sat. Happy Hour everyday from 4-6:30 p.m. in our Grill Room. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.Thurs. and 4-11 p.m. Fri. and Sat. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. THE REGULARS MUSIC CAFÉ – Live music. Great food. Lunch. Dinner. Happy Hour, half priced drinks 5-7 p.m. 631 . 287 . 2900 1271 North Sea Rd, Southampton. THE SALTWATER GRILL – Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach, Serving amazing ocean views, friendly service, and classic, simply grilled seafood and steaks. Lunch/Dinner/Drinks/Live Music. 631 288-1485. Located 379 Dune Road Westhampton Beach. SARACEN – A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631537-6255. SAVANNA’S – Open for dinner at 6 p.m. Happy hour Monday-Friday until 7 p.m. Monday and Tuesday Prezzo Fisso all ngiht with three courses for $32. Wednesday is lobster night, featuring Chef’s special lobster menu. Gracious dining indoors in our historic dining room and outside the rose garden. Located at 268 Elm St. Southampton. 631-2830202. SUNSET CAFÉ – Organic cafe by day, wine and martini bar by night. Offering organic coffee, wraps, sandwiches, soup, salads and baked goods. Located at 49 Sunset Ave, Westhampton Beach. (631) 288-3010, TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best” Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703 WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Seafood, pasta, prime-aged steaks, lobster dinners. Prix-fixe available every night until 7 p.m. Thursday and Sundays. Lobster dinner $17, Prime Rib $21.95 or Prime Rib and Lobster $36. Live music in the dining room Thursday, Friday and Saturday. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK– 60s Surfer Beach Style. Grilled Ka-bobs, Great Burgers, Vegetarian choices and Salads. Kids play while adults checkout the frozen drinks. Come early - grab a spot. Late Night Swinging Bar. Open at 11/7 days.

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unused portion to freezer for up to one month. 2. When ready to cook your steak build a hot fire on the grill. While the grill is heating up, generously season meat on both sides with coarse salt and a drizzle of olive oil. Put the steak on the grill and donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t move it for at least 5 minutes. Turn and cook on the other side for 4 minutes for medium rare or 5 minutes for medium. A reading with an instant meat thermometer is 125 degrees for rare, 135 degrees for medium rare and 140 for medium. Beyond that you will have shoe leather. Transfer to a cutting board and allow to rest for about 5 minutes for juices to recede back into the meat.

3. Slice the meat and serve on warm plates. Top with disks of garlic butter and allow butter to melt into the warm meat. Enjoy!

SUMMER SLAW Slaws are one of the most popular summer vegetable salads to accompany all manner of foods such as grilled meats and seafood dishes. They are the perfect transportable food for picnics and barbecues. Yield: about 8 cups 3-4 cups shredded white cabbage 3-4 cups shredded red cabbage 3 carrots trimmed and shredded Julienne of small red pepper Julienne of small yellow pepper For the dressing 2 tablespoons sugar 6 tablespoons rice wine vinegar 1/4 cup mirin, Japanese sweet rice wine 1/3 cup honey 1/2 teaspoon Tabasco 1. Trim the cabbages of their core, cut into wedges and shred in a food processor fitted with slicing blade in place. Transfer cabbage to a large bowl. Remove slicing blade and replace work bowl with shredding blade. Scrape carrots with a vegetable peeler and cut them into the approximate width of the opening in the cover of the food processor. Shred carrots and add them to the cabbage. 2. Core and seed the peppers; cut them into quarters then into fine julienne. Add to the mixing bowl with the cabbage and carrots.




3. Combine dressing ingredients in a separate bowl and whisk to thoroughly incorporate flavors. With a rubber spatula scrape the dressing over the vegetables and toss to coat the ingredients. Allow to marinate overnight, stirring once. Slaw can be prepared up to 2-3 days ahead. Refrigerate in a suitable container until ready to serve.

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BEACH BAR – Employees Night. DJ Dollar Bill and guest DJs. Free admission, cab ride and midnight BBQ for East End employees. 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. DOCKERS – Lobster bake special. Paul Mahas, 6 p.m. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. MARGARITA GRILLE – Mambo Loco Trio, 7 p.m. 83 Main St., Westhampton. 631-288-5252. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Perfect Combination, 5-9 p.m. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631288-0100. PIERRE’S – Jody Carlson and her band, 6:30- 9:30 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. TOM McBRIEN’S – Bar bingo, 8 p.m. $10. 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-7287137.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 THE ARTFUL DODGER – Specials for guys, 8-10 p.m. Beer and a shot for $5. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. BEACH HUT – The Mambo Loco Quintet, 6 p.m. At Meschutt Beach, 1 Canal Rd., Hampton Bays. BUCKLEY’S INN BETWEEN – Karaoke, 9 p.m.–1 a.m. 139 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7197. DOCKERS – Annie Morgan. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. FIDDLERS COVE – Acoustic open mic, 8 p.m. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631329-7577. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL –Happy Hour, 5-7 p.m. with free food at the bar, outdoor patio. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Live music. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. REGULARS CAFE – Open mic, 7 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Ladies Night, wit DJ Disco Pauly. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. TOM McBRIEN’S – Open Mic. 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137.

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THE ARTFUL DODGER – Karaoke, 9 p.m. No cover. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-2882885. BAMBOO – Free sushi at the bar until 8 p.m. Half price sake martinis and 80s and 90s music. 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. DUNE – Open every Thursday from 10 p.m.- 4 a.m. 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-283-0808. EAST HAMPTON BOWL – All night, $2 drinks, pool and bowling. 71 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-324-1950. GURNEY’S INN – Karaoke, 9 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. LE CHEF BISTRO – Vocalist Ludmilla and guitarist Marcello Pimenta, 7- 10 p.m. 75 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-8581. MUSE –Steve Fredericks, 7-10 p.m. No cover. Water Mill Shopping Centre, Ste. 5A, Water Mill. 631-7262606. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Jimmy Mazz. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PINK ELEPHANT – Open for late night clubbing Thursdays through Sundays. 281 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-287-9888. REGULARS CAFE – Giants Tailgate Party. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. TOM McBRIEN’S PUB – Ladies. DJ Shawn. 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-7287137 WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD – Twilight Thursdays, 5- 7:30 p.m. 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Visit or call 631-537-5106.

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Fine Arts/Books

Art Commentary

by Marion Wolberg Weiss

There’s quite a variety represented at the deCordova Studio and Gallery’s current show in Greenport. Yet traveling to Greenport is an experience in itself, especially if you take the two ferries involved.Once you get to the studio and gallery, however, another treat awaits. The gallery owner’s home is also the art venue, and a more comfortable, welcoming and tasteful place is hard to find. Most gallery-goers simply don’t want to leave, this critic included. If this statement sounds like an advertisement, it is not The physical setting, of course, should provide a suitable setting for any exhibit, but it’s the art which ultimately counts. The show’s theme is “Big” (“Big as our walls will hold.”) Even so, we aren’t conscious that each piece is huge; in fact, the works seem as comfortable, welcoming and tasteful as the venue itself. Instead, what strikes us is the diversity of the styles and media. For example, let’s consider David Geiser’s “Leviathan,” an oil and encaustic abstract work on wood. It should be overwhelming because of its dramatic aesthetics, but the piece wears its drama well. Conversely, Hector deCordova’s fabric pieces, like “Spash #2,” are subtle and peaceful, putting us in a quasi-meditative state. Perhaps the muted colors contribute to this effect or the ink and watercolor media. Sherry Schreiber’s tapestries have a similar evocation, where we want to float in

M.W. Weiss

North Fork Venues Part II: deCordova Gallery and Sirens’ Song

“The Prophet” by S. Partlow

the purple fields, free from daily trials and tribulations. The artist’s titles conjure up such effects, too, with names like “Asian Dreams” and “Lavender Field.” Marilyn Church’s “All That Jazz” evokes dreams s well, but the viewer must finish the story suggested by the the figures. It is for this reason that Church’s work is often both intellectual and emotional. Ralph Carpentier’s expressionistic work is not only a surprise but also centers on narrativity and emotion. It’s as if a scene from a Tim Burtons film has come alive. What’s happening in this barren landscape filled with frightful overtones? Is this the Ralph Carpentier we know and love? You bet it is. Scott Partlow’s cherrywood torso, “The Prophet,” is big in size and concept. It is striking on all levels, as it watches over all the other works in the show. While Dan Welden’s abstraction offers no surprise concerning any style change, it’s still an arresting melange of lines, colors, intersections, confusion and absolute clarity. Down the street, Sirens’ Song Gallery features woodblock prints by April Vollmer. The fish, which fill the frame and then some, each have a personality of their own, and we appreciate this kind of personification. Vollmer’s bees and flowers are also more than they appear at first glance: oddly enough, this critic sees a story taking place in the bees’ activities. It’s an intriguing way to interpret the works. Both exhibits will be on view at the deCordova Gallery and Sirens’Song until September 7.

Artists Make Movies: Gary Beeber Gary Beeber is a man who isn’t afraid to take artistic risks if it means he’ll learn something in the process. As a successful artist who worked with digital photography long before it became the rage, he has become a documentary filmmaker well on his way to attaining an equally successful career. Q: Your two short documentaries, Messenger and Bally Master, have won many awards in film festivals. They are about men on the fringe, involved in unusual professions. Kamikaze is New York’s most legendary bike messenger; Scott Baker in Bally Master does daredevil feats like piercing his arm with a needle. What attracts you to people like this? A: I find these people interesting, and I hope the audience will too. I love making films like these. I wouldn’t do it if I didn’t love it. I believe my job is to entertain people. I don’t interview doctors andlawyers. Q: So you don’t do these films just to win awards in film festivals. A: Right. I enjoy looking into people’s lives. I learn things I didn’t know. Q: How did being an artist help you as a filmmaker, a profession you didn’t have formal training for? A: My art background helped me with composing a shot. Photography is telling a story with one frame; film is made up of thousands of frames,

moving pictures. Q: What was the hardest thing about filming Bally Master? A: I sat in the front when Scott was doing his act, really up-close. It was really hard to figure out how to shoot him when he’s doing his act. I had to film some things five times. Q: What did you learn from Scott and from the film generally? A: I learned how to work a crowd. I can do that now, when I give a presentation or a lecture. I also realize now how important music is to a film; I have music composed just for the films. I’m always learning something new. Q: How about Messenger? What did you learn from Kamikaze? A: You never realize what you’ll learn until you get into it. For example, I asked him, “What’s the meaning of life?” He gave an answer really quickly. I wouldn’t be able to answer that quickly. Q: Your next film sounds just as quirky and

interesting, about the art of burlesque. A: It’s about the new burlesque scene out of New York, especially about burlesque star, Dirty Martini, who is a real pioneer. Q: What makes burlesque “new?” A: It’s now a combination of things. It can be political satire, performance art, modern dance. These people are happy doing their art. Q: Just as you are doing your art? A: I like it when there’s a full-house at my films, when people are standing in the aisles. A full house is the best feeling in the world. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Gary Beeber will be showing his films on Friday, September 5, at 7 p.m. at the Pollock Krasner House as part of the series, Artists Make Movies. Call 631-324-4929 for information. Dan’s Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner.

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Art Openings & Galleries COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 145 Benefits – pg. 149 Day by Day – pg. 149 Kids’ Events – pg. 128 Movies – pg. 132 Nightlife – pg. 138

OPENING RECEPTIONS LABOR DAY LANDSCAPE SHOW – 8/29-9/1 – “South Fork Light.” Opening reception, 8/30, 5-8 p.m. Open 10 a.m.-5 p.m. At Ashawagh Hall, 780 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. ART SHOW OF LARGE SCULPTURES – 8/30 – 4-7 p.m. By M. Jack Stone. Proceeds go to charity. At Stonington Estate, 28 Egypt Close, East Hampton. 917-886-3593. DECORDOVA GALLERY – 8/30 – 4-6 p.m. OLA Children’s Art Project. Open Fridays from 3-7 p.m., Saturdays and Sundays from 12-6 p.m. and also by appointment. Located at 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-0620. BOLTAX GALLERY – 8/30 – 5-8 p.m. “border walls.” Screening and panel discussion on 8/29 at 6 p.m. Located at 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. URBAN ZEN – 8/30 – 5-7 p.m. Artist Gretl Bauer, “Threadings.” At 4 Bay St., Sag harbor. 631-7256176. GRENNING GALLERY – 8/30 – 5:30-7:30 p.m. “Local Landscapes.” Open Sunday–Thursday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fridays and Saturdays from 10 a.m. – 7 p.m. Located at 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631767-5302. LEE JEWELERS & GALLERY – 8/30 – 6-9 p.m. “East End Today” by Jo-Ann Corretti. At 42 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-298-1078. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – 8/30 – 6-8 p.m. “IN-SITU.” Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. EAST END BOOKS – 8/30 – 6:30-8 p.m. Giancarlo Impiglia, ceramic art & sculpture. At 53 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-8680. SNITZER ARREGUI PROJECT – 8/31 – 3-6

p.m. “For Sale,” by Bert Rodriguez. Located at 720 Montauk Hwy., Water Mill. 305448-8976. JOHN JERMAIN MEMORIAL LIBRARY – 8/4 – 5-7 p.m. “Living Among the Begonias: Sketches and Paintings by JoAnna Wandel.” At 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. BUTLER’S FINE ART – “20th LABOR DAY LANDand 21st Century Painting and SCAPE SHOW – 8/29-9/1 – “South Fork Light.” Sculpture.” Open year-round. Opening reception, 8/30, 5-8 p.m. Located at 50 Park Place, East Open 10 a.m.-5 p.m. At Ashawagh Hampton. 631-267-0193. CANIO’S GALLERY – “Water – Hall, 780 Springs Fireplace Rd., Land – Water,” by painters Anne East Hampton. Seelbach and Christine Chew Smith. Located at 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. GALLERIES CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – Paintings ANNYX – Located at 150 main St., Sag Harbor. by Rob White. At 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-298631-725-9064. 8610. ART & SOUL GALLERY – “AbstrActions” 495 CELADON GALLERY – “Masters of the Art.” Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Open Saturdays and Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726ARTISTS GALLERY – Haitian art. Located at 2547. 403 Main St. Greenport. 631-477-8555. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – Work by Yuka ART SITES GALLERY – “The Body Electric,” by Hasegawa. Located at 2 Main Street, Southampton. Elizabeth Silver. Open Thursday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. 631-287-1883. Located at 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631CORMORANT POINT (HAMPTON) HOUSE – 591-2401. “Super Natural,” paintings by Annika Connor. At 13 ATELIER GALLERY – “Vignettes of Long Cormorant Dr., Southampton. Island,” by Sheila Breck. Located at 308A Main CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Bob Rothstein Street, Greenport. 631-495-4268. and Joyce Silver. Located at 136 Main Street, East THE BARN – “photospheres,” by Starr TuckerHampton. 631-267-3627. Ortega. Located at 341 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – The former residence of 6312-604-2043. Victor D’Amico, founding director of the Museum of BASEMENT GALLERY – “Love for Man and Modern Art. The mid-century beach house contains Beast” by Justin Love. Open Sat. and Sun. 10 a.m.-3 early modernist furnishings and found objects. The p.m. or by appointment. Located 9 Albertines Ln., property also includes an artist/fisherman cottage, East Hampton. 631-329-2927. archive hut, gardens and outside sculptures. By BENTON NYCE GALLERY – Located at 409 appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267First Street, Greenport. 917-848-5102. 3172. BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES – Featuring THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE – Nine paintings, fine prints and works on paper of the 20th fluorescent light works by Dan Flavin and “Knife century through contemporary. Located at 52 Park Cuts” by Imi Knoebel. Open Friday and Saturday 11 Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-6010. a.m.-5 p.m. Located on Corwith Avenue off Main BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1476. American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY – “IN MOTION textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open on Floor and Line.” Located at 141 Maple Lane, by appointment. Located at 261 N. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. Southampton. 631-377-3355. THE DESIGN STUDIO – “Through a BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY Contemporary Lense – Transcending the Ordinary GALLERY – “In Our Own Images: A Celebration of landscape,” photography by John Deng. Open daily. Local Black Culture,” artwork by established painters and teenage artists. Located at 2638 (continued on the next page)


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The Divorce Party By Karma Hope “There is a moment in every relationship when you see the whole thing. The question is, when does the moment come? Is it the first time you see the person and instinctively know that things between you are going to work out, or fail? Is it a moment in the middle when you’ve experienced a loss – a parent’s death, a sickness – and this person gets into bed with you and holds you all night, until you feel guilt, incredible guilt, at any time you ever questioned him? Or is it a moment toward the end, however you get there, when you realize that there is something behind this person’s eyes that you were never able to touch, no matter how hard you tried?” With heartrending wisdom and gentle explorations into the very center of the human experience. Laura Dave creates magic in her newest novel, The Divorce Party. Two women, two ends of the love spectrum, two stories that intertwine and weave into the only story that really matters; a love story. Maggie is at the beginning of her love story; engaged to Nate Huntington, starting a restaurant and a life together. Gwyn (Nate’s mother) is at the end of her love story; planning a divorce party to celebrate the life she shared with her husband that is now ending. Not everything is how it first appears. How well do they really know the men they love? Is Nate really the person he has presented to Maggie? Is Gwyn’s divorce party truly the celebration she has led everyone to think it is? How are Nate and his sister Georgia really dealing with the divorce of their parents? What secrets are this family really protecting? With moving insight into the forces behind true love and brutal honesty regarding why relationships fail,

Dave has produced a story that will resonate with the reader for days afterwards. Set against the backdrop of beautiful Montauk, Dave takes the reader on a journey back in time to the hurricane of 1938. We find Champ and Anna Huntington riding out the storm and in the process finding themselves amid the destruction around them. The author clearly asserts the power of choice when determining whether a love will last or fail; love is a choice we have to keep making day after day. The author beautifully employs symbolism throughout the book, deftly utilizing literal storms to punctuate the “storms” we all face in real life. Dave also poses the picturesque house on the cliffs of Montauk to symbolize the structure and strength of the family. As children leave home to create lives of their own, what happens to the childhood home they leave behind? Literally and figuratively, Dave addresses topics of

great sensitivity with an openness that is as endearing as it is thought provoking. Laura Dave is the author of London is the Best City in America, a bestseller in the San Francisco Chronicle. Her work can also be found in The New York Times, Glamour, Self Magazine, Redbook, ESPN the Magazine, and The New York Observer. Her newest novel is certainly a magnificent addition to her body of work. Sweet and tender, intricate and authentic; this story will leave the reader slightly breathless, wishing for more moments of startling wisdom. “He doesn’t have to look hard enough to find it,” she says. “Her beauty.” “So?” “It’s harder to appreciate what you don’t have to look hard to find.” This is a love story, plain and simple. A story of learning the true meaning of love and how loving yourself, as trite as it sounds, is the most essential ingredient.

Art Openings & Galleries continued 2393 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-1999. THE DRAWING ROOM – “Paintings on Canvas and Paper” by Caio Fonseca. Open Monday, Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016. ELAINE BENSON GALLERY – “Landscape Treasures.” Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Now located at the Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-537-3233. ESSES STUDIO – Work from The Grafitti 1980 Studio. Located at 40 Madison St., Sag Harbor. 631255-7704. EZAIR GALLERY – Work by William Celento and Eveline Luppi. Located at 136 Main Street, Southampton. 212-204-0442. THE FIREPLACE PROJECT – Located at 851 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. Open Friday through Sunday, 12-6 p.m. 631-324-4666. GALERIE BELAGE – “Outsider Art in the Hamptons,” through Sept. 8. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton. 631-288-5082. GALERIE NOUVELLE – Open Saturday and Sunday 12-6 p.m. Located at 74365 Main Road, Greenport. 917-544-8583. GALLERY MERZ – Open Thursday through Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays from 11 a.m.5 p.m. Located at 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-2803. GALLERY SAG HARBOR – Jewelry and Collage by Mia Fonssagrives Solow. Open 12-5 p.m., Thurs.Sun. or by appointment. Located at 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY – Located at 2297

Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. GOOD CONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 – Lynne Heffner is the featured artist. Open Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 848 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-726-4663. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Saturday and Sunday 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 88 Gin Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631-830-2895. GUILD HALL GALLERY – Larry Rivers’ “Major Early Works.” 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-3240806. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – “A Retrospect” by Kimberly Goff. Located at 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-204-9704. HAMPTONS ANTIQUE GALLERIES – “Steampunk Art + Design.” At 2546 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. JILL LYNN & CO. – “Horses of the East End,” photographs by Samuel Raffel. Located at 66 Jobs Ln., Southampton. 631-287-1001. KAPELL GALLERY – Sculptures and drawings by Owen Morrel. Located at 400 Front St., Greenport, 631-477-0100. KESZLER GALLERY – Russell Young, “Diamond Dust.” Located at 45 Main St., Southampton. 631204-0353. LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY – “Summer Nudes,” through August 29. Gallery hours are Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 77 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-6308. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – “In Phase” by Sheila Rotner. At the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631287-4377.

LONGHOUSE RESERVE – Eight Stoneworks by Izumi Masatoshi. Located at 133 Hands Creek Rd., East Hampton. 631-329-3568. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – An eclectic mix of contemporary and traditional works, through Sept. 17. Located at 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-477-2633. LTV STUDIOS – Open Monday-Friday from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 75 Industrial Rd., Wainscott. 631-329-0055. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Open daily from 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Currently located at 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. Located at 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – “White,” a juried art show. At 24 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “Sand: Memory, Meaning and Metaphor.” The gallery is open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. PHOENIX FINE ARTS GALLERY – “American Dreams.” Located at 139 S. Country Rd., Bellport. 631-776-0811. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – “Lee Krasner: Little Image Paintings, 1946-1950.” The museum now offers Cell Phone Audio Tours. Open by appoint(continued on page 148)

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Art Openings & Galleries continued ment only on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Located at 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. PRINCIPI ART BARN AT OCEAN VIEW VINEYARDS – “Bang Bang Goes to the Beach,” by Eileen Hickey-Hulme. Located at 551 Montauk Highway, Amagansett. PRITAM AND EAMES – The furniture art of Judy Kensley McKie. Open Monday – Saturday 10 a.m. – 5 p.m. Sunday 12 – 4 p.m. Closed Wednesdays. Located at 27-29 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-7111. RATIO GALLERY – “Borrowed Money.” Open Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. REMSENBURG ACADEMY – “A World of Prayers,” by Creighton Berry. Located at 25 Ring Neck Rd., Remsenburg. 917-865“Vessels and Vehicles” at Vered Gallery, East Hampton 9997. 726-0076. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – Located at SILAS MARDER GALLERY – “Sea,” through 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. Sept. 7. Located temporarily at 3 Madison St., Sag THE ROOK – “Nature Morte.” Open Fri.-Sun., 11 Harbor. . 631-702-2306. a.m.-8 p.m. Wed.-Thurs., 11 a.m.-6 p.m. At 59.5 SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – Ben Schonzeit, Montauk Highway, Westhampton. 631-998-4095. cubist watercolors. Located at 516 Main Street, ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Work by Jan Greenport. 631-477-1021. Culbertson, Sue Ecker, Aija Meisters and Stu SNAKE HOLLOW STUDIO – “Art of the Bird” McCallum. The Jamesport Manor Inn, located at 370 and “The Athletic Figure in Flight,” through August Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. 22. Open daily, 5-7 p.m. At 221 Snake Hollow Rd., RVS FINE ART – “Three International Artists – Bridgehampton. 631-537-5237. Berlin, Rossi and Petrov.” Open Friday to Sunday 12SOUTH STREET GALLERY – “People at the 5 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 20 Jobs Lane, Beach” by Michael Patterson. Located at 18 South Southampton. 631-838-4843. Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SALOMON CONTEMPORARY WAREHOUSE SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMP– Michael Combs: The Lodge. On view through TON – Work by Mary Abbott and Sally Egbert, September 28. Located at 6 Plank Rd., Unit 3, East through Sept. 22. Located at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-267-0828. Hampton. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY – Work by SYLVESTER & CO. AT HOME – “Horse Show,” Jeremy Wagner and Cara Enteles. Located at 688 by Bob Tabor. Located at 154 Main Street, Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or 631-

Amagansett. 631-267-9777. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – “Reverse Angle” by Christopher Phillips Haile and watercolors and drawings by Lucia Phillips Haile. Located at 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – Located at 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-4770700. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Looking East.” Saturday through Monday, 12:30-7 p.m. At 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-7253100. UBER HOUSE GALLERY – “Phoenix,” a photo presentation by GEIR. Inviting artists to lease space for their own shows, rotating every two weeks. Located at 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. VERED GALLERY – “Vessels and Vehicles.” Open Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. WALK TALL GALLERY – Danny Simmons solo show. Open Tuesday to Sunday at 11 a.m. or by appointment. Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-9776. WALLACE GALLERY – “The Plein Air Tradition.” Open Saturday 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. 37A Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-4516. WINTERHARBOR GALLERY – Located at 471 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-5056. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – “Amazonia in Check” by Fernando Vignoli. “Summer Time,” by Cuca Romley. Open daily from 12-8 p.m. Closed Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097. WISH ROCK STUDIO – Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 17 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200.


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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 145 Benefits – pg. 149 Day by Day – pg. 149 Kids’ Events – pg. 128 Movies – pg. 132 Nightlife – pg. 138

BENEFITS THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A DEM! – 8/29 – 6 p.m. A fun-filled political cabaret review. Proceeds benefit Barack Obama. At the Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-537-1428. ANTIQUE SHOW AND SALE – 8/30, 31 – 9 a.m.-6 p.m. on Saturday and 10 a.m.-5 p.m. on Sunday. To benefit the East Hampton Rotary Club. At Miss Amelia’s Cottage, Montauk Highway, Amagansett. SHECKY’S GIRLS DAY OUT – 8/30 – 1-6 p.m. Sponsored by the Southampton Historical Society. At Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2494. WATERMILL CONCERT: LAST SONG OF SUMMER – 8/30 – 4 p.m. Rufus Wainwright with Jessye Norman. At the Center, 39 Watermill Towd Road, Water Mill. 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF SACRED HEARTS OF JESUS & MARY CHURCH – 8/30 – 6 p.m. on the Parish grounds, 168 Hill St., Southampton. 631-2830097. THE HAMPTON SYNAGOGUE LABOR DAY WEEKEND GALA – 8/31 – Call 631-288-0534 ext. 16 for more information.

FRIDAY, 29 PARRISH FRIDAYS AT NOON – 8/29 – 12 p.m. Art lecture. “Littoral Drift: Avery, Katz and Porter.” At the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631283-2118. FEMINIST PRESS EVENT – 8/29 – 5-7 p.m. Wine and cheese reception at a private house. Readings and books for sale. 631-594-1649. HAMPTON BAYS CIVIC ASSOCIATION 90TH ANNIVERSARY – 8/29 – 6 p.m. Music and fireworks. 631-728-7303. At Tiana Beach, Hampton Bays. SOUTHAMPTON YOUNG PROFESSIONALS SHABBAT DINNER – 8/29 – 7:30 p.m. At 214 Hill St., Southampton. KAHMIC YOGA – 8/29, 30 – 8 p.m. At the Unitarian Universalist Congregation of the South Fork, 977 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike. 631-899-3181.

SATURDAY, 30 READING BY DAN RATTINER – 8/30 – 11 a.m. At Agawam Park, across from the Southampton Cultural Center. BRIDGEHAMPTON POLO CLUB – 8/30 – 4 p.m. Saturdays through August. $20 per car is donated to the South Fork Breast Health Coalition. On hayground Road, Water Mill. Rain dates are Sundays at 2 p.m. 212421-1367. AMERICAN BALLET THEATER – 8/30 – 5:30 p.m. Sponsored by Guild Hall. Held at a private East Hampton estate. $35 general admission. Children under 12 free. 631-324-4050 PILOBOLUS – 8/30 – 8:30 p.m. At Westhampton Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. JEFFREY ROSS – 8/30 – 11 p.m. At Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500.

9/3 – 3-6 p.m. Model fee - $15. LECTURES AT THE FIREPICK OF THE WEEK Sponsored by the Montauk Artist PLACE PROJECT – 8/31 – 5 p.m. PILOBOLUS – 8/30 – Association. At the Montauk “Noguchi and the Figure.” Located 8:30 p.m. At Westhampton Railroad Depot Gallery Studio. 631at 851 Springs Fireplace Rd., Performing Arts Center, 76 668-5955. Springs. 631-324-4929. RECREATIONAL AGILITY CHRIS ISAAK – 8/31 – 8:30 p.m. Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631CLASSES FOR DOGS – 9/3 – 5At Westhampton Performing Arts 288-1500. 6:30 p.m. At ARF Adoption Center, Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton 90 Daniels Hole Rd., Wainscott. 631-537-0400 ext. 201. Beach. 631-288-1500. JAMIE KENNEDY – 8/31 – 11 p.m. At Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. THURSDAY, 4 INSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING CLASSES – 9/4 – MONDAY, 1 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Thursday. At the Southampton Veterans Hall, 2 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-725-5851. PHILOSOPHY CLASS – 9/1 – 3 p.m. With instrucSOUTHAMPTON ROTARY CLUB MEETING – tor Susan Pashman. Registration is required. At The 9/4 – 12:15 p.m. Hear about 76-year-old Barbara Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631Hillary’s trip to the North Pole.At Southampton 537-0015. OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING – 9/1 – 6-9 Cultural Center’s Levitas Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-283-6875. p.m. – Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Located at OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM – 9/4 – 6-9 p.m. Open Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at 631-267-2787. Applied Arts 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. BRIAN POSEHN – 9/1 – 8 p.m. At Bay Street 631-267-2787. Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500.

TUESDAY, 2 BEGINNER PAINTING – 9/2 – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Oil or Acrylics. Every Tuesday through July 29. $80 for Southampton residents. $90 for non-residents. At the Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 red Creek Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. FIGURE DRAWING WORKSHOPS – 9/2 – 10 a.m.2 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. Sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. Model fee: $7. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851 or 631-283-8613. TUESDAY MORNING YOGA – 9/2 – 10:15 a.m. $5 per class. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224. OPEN STUDIO LIFE DRAWING – 9/2 – 3-6 p.m. Model fee - $15. Sponsored by the Montauk Artist Association. At the Montauk Railroad Depot Gallery Studio. 631-668-5955. FRIENDS OF THE BIG DUCK – 9/2 – 7 p.m. Southampton Town Supervisor Linda Kabot is the guest speaker. At Phillips Avenue School, Riverside. 631-7275342.

SATURDAY, 30 BARREL HILL – 8/30 – 9-11 a.m. Meet on edge of Woods Road in Southampton. 631-283-0071. LOST BOULDER – 8/30 – 9 a.m. Meet at the Montauk Recycling Center on the north side of Rt. 27, about 2 miles west of downtown Montauk. 631-6682093.

SUNDAY, 31 KAYAKING AND MOVEABLE FEAST – 8/31 – 9 a.m. Meet at the end of Island Rd. in the Hampton Waters development off Spring Banks Rd. 631-324-1127. TROUT POND RETRO TOUR – 8/31 – 9-11 a.m. Meet at Pond parking lot on Noyac Rd., Noyac. 631-7255861 or 631-72-2690.

WEDNESDAY, 3 NORTHWEST EXPLORATION – 9/3 – 9 a.m. Meet at the school house plaque at the curve on the northern end of Northwest Road in East Hampton. 631-324-8662.


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THURSDAY, 4 SOUTHAMPTON TRAILS PRESERVATION SOCIETY MEETING – 9/4 – 7-9 p.m. Meet at Southampton Town lower level meeting room. All are welcome. 631-283-2638.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS DANSHAMPTONS.COM – Check out for everything you need to know about the Hamptons! You can also post upcoming events by visiting DATEHAMPTON.COM – Join an exclusive online community for singles who love the Hamptons. HAMPTON CLASSIC HORSE SHOW – 8/2431 – International show. At 240 Snake Hollow Rd., 631-537-3177. Bridgehampton. AIN’T MISBEHAVIN’ – At Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-7259500. HAMPTON DESIGNER SHOWHOUSE – Through 8/31 – Open daily 11 a.m.-56 p.m. $30 to benefit Southampton Hospital. At 59 Farm Court, Sagaponacl. 631-537-0455. ROSS SCHOOL COMMUNITY WORKSHOPS – At the Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton.Call 631-907-5555 for more information on their workshops and ongoing courses. SEEKING VOLUNTEERS – The Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons, Inc. is looking for volunteers to feed spring baby birds and mammals. You must be at least 16 and have health insurance. Call 631-728-4200 to set up an appointment. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED FOR THE RETREAT DOMESTIVE VIOLENCE SERVICES – or 631-329-4398.

FITNESS WITH FIDO – Every Saturday at 9 a.m. A group walk for people and their dogs. Organized by Bideawee. Meet at the gazebo on the Village Green on Main Street in Westhampton. POOCH SOCIALS – Every Saturday from 4-6 p.m. At Little Lucy’s Canine Couture Boutique, 91 Job’s Lane, Southampton. 631-287-2352. SAG HARBOR WHALING MUSEUM – “OIL: Whales, Wells... What Next?” Open Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 1-5 p.m. 631-668-6746.



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SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET – Open every Saturday 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Located on the east side of Marine Park, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0770. ART BARGE – Open Monday-Friday, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Art classes in painting, drawing, printing, ceramics and 3-D. Napeague Meadow Road, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. BRIDGE GARDENS TRUST – Will be open to visitors Wednesdays and Saturdays 2-4:30 p.m. 36 Mitchell Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7440. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED – Bideawee is seeking volunteers to help care for the animals. Located on 118 Old Country Road, Westhampton. 631-325-0200 ext. 113. SUMMER SEMINAR PROGRAM AT HAMPTON SYNAGOGUE – In conjunction with Yeshiva University. Every Tuesday, issues for the upcoming presidential election will be examined from a Jewish perspective. Call 631288-0534 ext. 23 for more information and the schedule of events. WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. every Saturday through Nov. 15. All locally grown and organic.Westhampton Beach parking lot, Mill Rd. next to the Historical Society. BOOK BAY – Used bookstore. Open Mon.-Sat. 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and Sun. 1-3:30 p.m. Proceeds raise money for local non-profit organizations. Located in the old-fashioned garage behind the Community House in Bridgehampton. CUSTOM HOUSE MUSEUM – Owned by Sag Harbor’s first United States Custom Master, Henry Packer Dring, in 1789. At Main and Garden Streets, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0250. MADELON DE VOE TALLEY SCHOLARSHIP – 8/29 – $3,000 for women 25 or older who return to college to earn her bachelor’s degree. Sponsored by the LVIS of East Hampton. 631-324-1220.

(Behind Tully’s Seafood Market)

3rd Annual Labor Day Seafood Buffet Special Starting 12:00 noon till 6:00 pm Dinner Menu Available 12:00 till 8:00 pm Buffet Includes Assorted Hot Seafood Items, Clams, Oysters, Shrimp, Mussels, Fish & Crabs. Full Salad & Raw Bar. Carving Station with Steak & Ham. Adults $32.95 • Kids $16.95 Starting Sept 4th Before The Bridge Restaurant Will Be Open For Dinner Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun 4:00 pm till Closing Offering Nightly $25.00, 4 Course Prix Fixe Special Thurs- Seafood Platter - Flounder, Scallops & Shrimp Fri & Sat - Surf and Turf - Steak & Lobster Tail Sun - Sandune Special - 1/2 Lobster, Clams, Mussels & Shrimp

Lunch - Sat & Sun 12:00-4:00 pm Brunch - Sunday 12:00-3:00 pm Available for Private Parties • Catering • Weddings Lobster Bakes To Go

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Letters GOOD PEOPLE Dear Dan, I just wanted to let the people of Montauk know that they have a wonderful police, fire, rescue team. Last weekend I was staying at a friend’s home. I passed out due to low blood sugar (diabetes). The police, EMTs, and a doctor were at the house within five minutes. They helped me as much as they could but I was unconscious the whole time. They put me in the ambulance and off to Southampton hospital we went. The traffic was heavy but we were getting there as fast as we could. I heard the EMT worker announce that they had a 55 year-old coming in unconscious ETA 15 minutes. I lifted up my head and said “Excuse me, I’m 54, don’t push it.” She started laughing so much she announced I was “awake.” I just wanted to tell all of the rescue workers, police they did a wonderful job in saving my life. I will still enjoy the rest of the summer in Montauk without being afraid to get help. Thank you so much. LouAnn Brand Via e-mail TEACHING OTHERS Dear, Dan I was extremely disappointed about the article entitled “Wild Animals Back!” in the July 11, 2008 edition of Dan’s Papers. With what most well educated and informed people already know about our inherent connection to the intelligent animal world and our global responsibilities towards conservation and humanity, it saddens me to detect such pompousness from that article. Perhaps this should be the call to Dan’s Paper’s; better serving (e.g., educating and informing) the East End community. Besides, what better way to teach our children (and parents) about “wild animals” than to have the privilege to watch and observe, and read and write about them in the wild? Paree Hecht Mattituck, NY Via e-mail Point taken – DR RATINGS Dear Dan, Your recent article, which attributes some of the East Hampton Town financial mess to Jay Schneiderman, was unfortunately replete with

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errors and inaccurate information. The Schniderman administration never relied on borrowed funds for any of its operations. Town financial law prohibits the use of borrowed or designated funds to operate the government on a daily basis. McGintee on the other hand did just that when he ran out of money due to his hiring binge and consistent phony budgeting. In 2007 McGintee transferred Community Preservation money to the operating fund in potential violation of the law. The Highway accounting issue you refer to in your article was a capital accounting matter and had nothing to do with the operational budget and McGintee’s mutimillion dollar operating deficit. The external auditors simply broke out Highway capital projects from non-Highway projects. The external auditors, who have a responsibility to report as they believe accurate and in accordance with Generally Accepted Accounting Practices, posted highway expenses to the one account but the revenues to pay for the projects to another. Their method was questionable and Jay did question it, but ultimately it was the external auditors independent decision to prepare the reports as they saw fit. In the combined capital account the numbers were recorded. I’m afraid you were suckered by McGintee into reporting something that McGintee made sound important but had absolutely nothing to do with the McGintee deficit or the McGintee accounting problems. In a letter to the East Hampton Star several weeks ago I quoted a letter from the town’s financial advisor from 2003 (who remains the advisor) which explained how Moody’s Investor’s Service upgraded the town’s credit rating in 2003 partially based on the outstanding financial management under the Schneiderman administration. I would be happy to send you the letter if you would like an impartial opinion on the strength of the financial performance and accomplishments of the Schneiderman administration. Sincerely, Len Bernard Former Budget Officer Town of East Hampton Via e-mail Ok. – DR

DOGA CLASS? Dear Dan, Dear Ms. Jenna Robbins, I am so happy to see your weekly pet articles. I think you have done a great job of giving people just enough information without sending them into overkill. I was especially happy to see your article on Jana Kohl’s book. I have been on a soapbox about this issue for the last thirty years. Friends and relatives under my own nose have gone out and gotten a puppy from these places. I’ve noticed, over the last few years, they have developed new and more clever disguises. Puppy ‘broker’? ‘farm’? Cute! After speaking to a number of them and going to visit a couple of places (right under my nose on the island no less) I was able to report the same old, same old. Puppy Mill! In the past two years, I have been developing a new approach to my own business. I run a small groom, board and train (legally) at my home in Riverhead. I have been a Certified Master Groomer and Certified Trainer for over twenty years and I’ve incorporated my experiences of being a federal biologist, and museum curator into my work. I am now studying energy medicine and the effect that sound and light modalities have on dogs. I will be working with dogs at the Bideawee in Westhampton starting this September. I would like to create workshops for dogs and their owners to create a better balance between them. My own dog, Urse, and I are going to start ‘Doga’ classes on Tuesday. I think we can create a whole new concept in pet care, training and our relationships with them by incorporating these feeling based technologies. I feel it will be especially helpful for the dogs in shelters and those at have lack and limitations spawned by the puppy mills. I would love to hear your feedback on these ideas. I will have a lot of information posted to my website in the near future. I look forward to your column, please keep the information coming! Carolyn Contois C-Dogs Unlimited LLC Calverton, NY Can you teach them the downward facing dog position? – DR

Police Blotter Stolen GPS A man in Sag Harbor had his GPS system stolen from out of his car. The man, who has remained lost in the Hamptons since the theft has occurred, has resorted to a physical map of the Hamptons to get around. He says that the map is a really great way to find places, but he’s just extremely tired of thinking. * * * Pig Statues A woman in Bridgehampton reported to police that somebody stole two pig statues outside of her home. The pig statues are valued at four hundred dollars. Police investigating the incident took note that according to all reports, nobody had huffed, or puffed or blew the woman’s house down. * * * Wild Child A man at a Hampton Bays nightclub was arrested after he was attempting to start fights with the patrons at the club. He also began to fight with police as they were arresting him, prompting police to give him heavier charges. The man didn’t try to start any

fights with anybody in jail for some reason. * * * No Luck For You A report came through that a man was spotted gambling on the beach and encouraging others to join in on a beach/street game of black jack by other individuals. The man made a run for it off the beach when somebody threatened to call the police to stop the card game. * * * Don’t Mess With A Cabby A man in Southampton was arrested after he got into an argument with his cab driver that began to escalate and get out of hand. The cab driver, very cleverly, drove the cab to police headquarters hoping that the man would leave his vehicle. When police arrived to see what was going on, the man then began to yell and scream at the police officers investigating the incident. He then tried to hit one of the officers. Let this be a lesson to everyone, don’t yell and scream and hit a police officer while you are at a police station because you are upset about a cab ride.

* * * Driving On Mushrooms A woman in Bridgehampton was arrested for driving while under the influence of psychedelic drugs. Police received several phone calls about the woman driving on the road erratically. Police arrested the woman, who thought the police officers were Smurfs driving lightening bolts. * * * Urinating Police arrested a man for public urination after he dropped his pants in plain sight at an active parking lot in Hampton Bays. When he was arrested, the man was extremely scared, but did not pee his pants. * * * $600 Cell Phone A man in East Hampton reported that his cell phone, which he claimed to be valued at $600, was stolen from his car. It was later learned that he was one of the guys that bought the original iPhone for the inflated price. – Compiled and Written By David Lion Rattiner

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Chimney Innovative Chimney (866) 899-8989

Solar Energy / Efficiency


NFR / SO (631) 537-1654 •

Gary Neppell Roofing (631) 324-3100 • (631) 727-6100

Fencing & Gates

Painting / Papering

East Hampton Fence & Gates (631) 324-5941


MW Lavelle Painting & Restoration Inc. (631) 567-1767

J. Sanchez Gutters (631) 831-0951 • (631) 329-2138

Kitchens & Baths AnyStyle Kitchen (631) 285-7138

Furniture CLS Upholsterers & Slipcovers 1-800-281-8145

Pools & Spas


Spring & Summer Actvs (631) 728-1929

Illuminating Enterprises (631) 543-7600

Decks Handy Hamptons (631) 949- 2522

Window Treatments Budget Blinds of the East End (631) 329-8663

Stairs & Rails Creative Custom Railings (631) 929-0166

Powerwashing Garage Doors

Hampton Cedar Care (631) 245-2196

All Island Garage Doors (631) 472-5563

Plumbing Eastern Suffolk Plumbing ( 631) 723-2400

Water Proofing/Mold Removal Home Healthy Homes (631) 543-7100



Southampton Masonry (631) 259-8200 • (631) 329-2300

Oil Tanks Clearview Environmental (631) 859-0717

Landscape Service (631)680-9953

Golf Putting Greens Personal Putting Greens (631) 744-0214

Service Directory’s

Irrigation Irrigation Solutions (631) 205-5700

Pet Fencing Invisible Fence by Canine Control Co. (631) 283-1913 •

Pest Control The Bug Stops Here Inc. (631) 642-2903

Air / Heating 5 Star Heating & Air Conditioning ( 631) 298-9122

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Facials, Waxing House Calls! Palma, Cert. Extensionist

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New Service Directory; Mind Body & Spirit; Design Directory and Classified Ads are up online pm every Wednesday!

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Design Directory

Air Conditioning/Heating

Audio/Home Theater

Audio/Home Theater

Audio/Home Theater


Auto Detailing

Design Directory

Architecture / Design

Design Directory

Audio/Home Theater

Animal Control

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Building Contractors Cleaning

Business To Business


Child Care

Car Service



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Computers / Internet

Computers / Internet

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Electrical Contractors


Dune Reclamation

Delivery / Courier

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Electrical Contractors

Construction Mgmt


Duct Cleaning


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SERVICE DIRECTORY Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors








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Home Improvement



SANDING REFINISHING “We Specialize in all color stains from white to ebony” Female Touch

Work D by Ownoene rs


A Family Owned Company Call Deal Direct - Greg & Deb Quality Work at Affordable Prices!


Painting & Power Washing,Garage & Attic Clean-ups Deliveries Local & NYC One Call Does It All

631-287-9277 Home Improvement

Fuels/Fuel Services

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Home Maintenance

Home Improvement


Home Maintenance



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Milton Guichay Mason Contractor Construction•Design •Repairs

Specializing in: Design • Install Maintain • Spring Turn On • Lic. Ins. Complete, Renovations • Evaluations • Hose Spigots - Dock Lines See us at Wells and Pumps JRIRRIGATIONLLC.COM


• Fireplaces & Chimneys • Brick & Stone Patios • Tile and Stucco Work • Cobblestone, Aprons • Quality Stone Work

Cell:631-831-7634 Licensed & Insured

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Painting/Papering Moving/Storage Marine


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Party Services

Party Services

Party Services

Party Services

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Party Services



Poison Ivy Control

Party Services

Party Svce./Music

Party Svce./Music

Pest Control


Party Svce./Music

Pest Control

Party Svce./Music

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Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas


Power Washing

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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Property Management




Real Estate Services


Septic Services


A Better Handyman Service

All Home Improvements, Carpentry, House Watching, Minor Repairs, Mildew Removal, Painting, Power Washing, Roofing, Attic & Basement Clean Out.

631-767-2123 Licensed & Insured. To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6

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Window Cleaning

Window Cleaning

Window Treatments



Window Cleaning

Window Treatments

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Window Treatments




Nannies, Housekeepers, Chefs, Couples, Estate Managers Nanny Agency Of The Hamptons, Serving The Haamptons & New York City


P art or full time Year round, flexible hours Deli in Springs

Domestic positions available (631)329-9973 “Hamptons Leading Agency”

Year Round. Exp’d. Legal, valid drivers license. Must speak English. References requu ired. Call (631)283-5813 HOUSEKEEPERYear Round Position EAST HAMPTON SPRINGS Mon, Wed, Thurs- ONLY 9am- 1pm- ONLY $20 /hour *clean house, light cooking, laundry *must drive *MUST SPEAK GREAT ENGLISH!!! 917-806-4325


Building Trades/Labor


High end cabinet shop seeks helper/ assistant 631-283-1211

S ERVICE MANAGER Career opportunity!!! Large plumbing and heating company Located on the East End of Long Island is seeking an experienced manager to run a full service plumbing and heating deparr tment. Applicant must be detail oriented and have a strong desire to succeed. Salary commiseratee with experience. Call (631)283-9333

AL MARTINO DOMESTIC SEARCH Established 1972 Select Household Staffing REVIEWED IN N.Y. TIMES, FORBES & DEPARTURES Magazine *Private Chefs* Our Specialty We Represent The Very Best in The Industry Estatee Managers, Couples Chauffers, Butlers Personal Assistants Nannies, Housekeepers, Caretakers

* Private Chefs * Butler/ Houseman * Coup ples * Drivers, Security * Estate Managers * Elder Care/ Senior Companions * Event Staff * Groundskeep p ers * Handyman, Housekeepers * Home Health Aide * Nanny’s * Personal Assistants * Yacht Staff 631-72 25-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hamptons) 212-838-5900 (New York City) 561-848-4777 (Palm Beach) 305-674--1960 (Miami) Licensed & Bonded “see our job listings” Placing Professional Staff in America’s Finest Households New York.Palm Beach.Miami Vincent Minuto, Proprietor

HOUSEKEEPER/ NANNY Thursday- Monday. Must drive and have excellent references in a fine home. Including cooking, laundry, ironing and light child care. D OMESTIC COUPLE also needed to live-in. Top compensation, legal only. (414)847-3125

Food & salad prep or counterhelp 631-324 4-0748 Waitstaff- DeeAngelo’s Pleasant Avenue Café, Open year round is seeking experienced full time waitstaff for lunch & dinner. Call 631-288-2009

General ALARMS/ SECURITY Immediate Openings Many Positions Available: • • • • •

Service Technician Alarm Installer Service Dispatcher Alarm Responder Alarm Dispatchee r

Full and Part Time. Experienced or will train. Good pay and benefit package. C ontact Lisa 631-537-7600, Ext. 162 Amagansett Farmers Market is looking for all positions. Front End Managers, Produce Managers, Bread Bakers, Baristas, Drivers and Cashiers. apply in person or send resume to:

L IVE IN COMPANION NEEDED FOR SENIOR LADY IN MATTITUCK F ree room and board in a charming house neaa r the village plus $350 per week and paid vacation time.

Ray Smith & Associates is looking for the following positions: MECHANIC’S HELPER/ JUNIOR MECHANIC BOCES graduate ok

Contact: (631)473-7555 or (516)746-0635

FAX RESUME 631-287-6245 Attention: Tom S.

Food/Beverage DETAILS,, SEE WEB MARTINODOM.COM 212-867-1910 Fax 212-867-1917

HOUSEKEEPER WANTED Couple looking for p rofessional house cleaner 5 days a week, 8 am -1 pm

Building Trades/Labor

No cooking necessary!

G rowing Custom Home Builder seeking to fill openings in following positions:

Some light shopping and full housecleaning including windows for a contemporary home in Montauk

P roject Manager or P roject Manager Assistant based on experience. Responsibilities include developing and managing budgets, scheduling, managing subcontractors, negotiating contracts, managing constru uction supervisors. General Carpenters. Duties range from general framing to interior trim to punch list tasks as necessary to complete the construction of large custom home projects. PLEASE FAX COVER R LETTER AND RESUME: (631)218-0070

Must have car and speak english $35 per hour Hiring immediately Please contact Lauren at (212)744-6521

A magansett Farmers Market is looking for all positions. Front End Managers, Produce Managers, Bread Bakers, Baristas, Drivers and Cashiers. apply in person or send resume to:

Experienced Handyman seeking full time maintenance position at an estate. Knowledge of maintenance of household inside and out. Possesses New York state drivers license. U.S. Citizen Long Island based. 631-723-0499


F OOD SERVICE Faculty Student Association at Stony Brook University Southampton campus seeks food service associaates to work in our new campus dining and catering facility. Positions open include chefs, catering, prep, cashiers, servers and general utility. Various days and shifts. Send resume or letter to: Faculty Student Association, Dept. DP, 250 Stony Brook Union, Stony Brook, NY 11794- 3209 or fax to 631-632-6573. FSA is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer

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EMPLOYMENT / DAN’S CLASSIFIED General Position Available at Mid-Century Modern Home Furnishings Store Part-time position open in mid-cee ntury home furnishings showroom. Ideal candidate will be familiar with 35mm digital photography, proficient in Photoshop and furniture repair and refinishing. Position currently requires a 3-4 day/ week commitment but may develop into more.

Please apply with resume/ relevant experience to j Radu Physical Culture seeking year round committed front desk position. Hard working multi task, people person a must. Please call 631-283-9303 for further information. Receptionist needed: F/T for busy animal hospital. Good phone manner and professional appearance req’d. 401k, pension plan, medical & dental insurance available. Hampton Veterinary Hospital. 631-325-1611 or fax resume to: 631-325-1743 Security Retail immediate openings Tanger Mall, Fri. Sat., Sun. Shifts $12 Hr, Call Mon.- Fri. 12pm- 4pm 718-815-0055.

Office Weekend ReceptionistWesthampton Beach Real estate office seeks a weekend receptionist to work in a Professional, friendly environment. Call 631-288-9600

Retail Belhaus East Hampton Bespoke concept boutique located in Wainscot NY. Seeking qualified and luxury brand experience Sales Associates. Full-Time/ Benefits, P/T. Please e-mail all resumes as a Word attachment to: Brahmin: Upscale Handbag store. f/t, p/t Sales Associates positions available, year-round. Salary+ commission. E-mail resume to: or call Min: 631-287-2386 High end luxury designer is currently seeking a strong and highly motivated Store Manaa ger. The right candidate must have 3-5 years experience, be highly energetic, and fashionable.



High end luxury designer is currently seeking a sales associate with strong selling skills.

john varvatos East Hampton

Candiidate must be highly energetic, team spirited and fashionable. Retail experience preferred. Competiitive salary, commission, benefits, and clothing allowance offered. gmail.ccom

East Hampton Boutique Looking for applicants for the following positions:

• F/T Stockroom Assoc. • P/T Sales Assoc. Please apply directly at our East Hampton Location: 56 Newtown Lane East Hampton, NY 11937 O r e-mail:


Theory currently has opportunities for Store Management & Part-time Sales Staff in our East Hampton store. Job requirements: 1-5 years professional retail experience, excellent organization skills, exceptional people skills, outstanding customer service skills, excellent compensation and benefits package. Please send resumes to

Situation Wanted

Merchandise for Sale Gibson ES 335. 1967 Guitar. This guitar is 100% original Sunburst color. Very good condition. Price $7,000. Call Victor 631-612-4479.

Health Care

Oriental Runner Rug 11’x 21/2’ hand knotted , 100% lambs wool. Afghanistan $250 Sacrifice 631-283-8369

Home Health Aides Certified HHAs needed! Earn up to $12/hour Cases available in Nassau and Suffolk!! 631-451-1100 BAYADA NURSES

Rare Books, small private collection: History of Long Island, the Sea, Ships & Sailing, Whaling, others of special interest. By appointment only. No dealers, please. (212)866-8800


Reservation agent, part time: Hampton Luxury Liner, Bridgehampton. Office experience/ computer experience required. Weekend and evening shifts only. Call 631-537-5800 Ext. 115.

Retail footwear shops in East Hampton and Westhampton seek full-time year-round sales associate. Weekends a must. Please call Betty or Angela at 631-329-4500.

Companion for elderly or sick will provide care. Honest, reliable, nurturing. Please call 631-225-2641.

Technician needed to assist with animal care in fast paced veterinary hospital. 401k, pension plan, medical & dental insurance available. Hampton Veterinary Hospital 631-325-1611 or fax resume to 631-325-1743

Office assistant/ customer service. Full-time. Southampton. Opportunity to join a growing company. Excellent phone, computer, organizational skills required. Bi-lingual a plus. Benefits after 1 year. Fax resume to 631-283-3292, or email

Contact Eva at 631-324-4440 or apply directly 54 Newtown Lane


Competitive salary, commission, benefits and clothing allowance offered. @gm

Looking for shipper/ stock person F/T, year round position

Merchandise Wanted

Yigal Azrouel Inc.

Jewelry Wanted

Women’s and Men’s Luxury Brand is seeking a creative and detail oriented assistant manager for its Watermill boutique.

Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition.

Experience in retail management required.

Call 516-639-1490

Must be available through Columbus Day.

Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819.

Please send resume to

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Winter Home care. Experienced, responsible local professional available to care for your home or cottage in Southampton for the winter season. Quiet, courteous, tidy, non smoker with excellent references 631-283-2300 x 43

Sewing Carmen’s Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

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DAN’S CLASSIFIED / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Swim Instruction A-1 Swimming Lessons and Tutoring Service. Creative physical education teacher will teach fun and safe lessons at your home. Family rates and packages available. Barbara 631-669-3842. Cell 516-456-5277. Swim instructor/ lifeguard Redcross certified. Experienced Call Christy 631-965-1292

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Apartments GREENPORT Charming year round 2 Bedroom in beautifully restored building in heart of quaint maritime village. Just 2 hours from NYC. Bright, roomy apartment has hardwood floors, includes Southold town beach rights. Walk to all village amenities, LIRR and Hampton Jitney. $1,375 includes heat, hot water. No pets/ smoking. 201-320-3004




SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Retail/ Office Space. 550 square feet. 631-259-3612

LEASING OPPORTUNITIES New Complex201 Fort Pond Blvd. Entire 1,650 sq. ft. or by unit: 609 sq. ft., 542 sq. ft., or 492 sq. ft.

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G reat for a rt gallery/ studio, retail space, offices. Short o r long term available. Call Tina Piette. 631-267-2677

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Condos/Co-Ops Sag Harbor, 3 Luxury furnished co-op apartments for seasonal or yearly rental in historic townhouse. Newly renovated, walk to town. From $1,300 to $2,400 per month. 917-721-3223

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Block Island, Rhode Island COMMANDING OCEAN VIEWS 6 bedrooms Fully Equipt 973-575-1706, 973-600-7226, FLORIDA WEST PALM BEACH Flagler Drive, + 1,500 sq. ft, 2 bed, 2 bath, 650 sq. ft. Patio, steps to poool, fitness, sauna, BBQ, P rofessionally decorated. Granite kitchen, Cal, closet, W/D, 24 hr doorm m an, minutes to ALL. $5,000 per month, 3 month MIN Sale $595k 561-301-3016 or 917-913-8914 PALM BEACH POLO CLUB Wellington “Las Casitas” Totally renovated, p rofessionally decorated, 1 bed, 1 bath. Fireplace Courtyard with private pool, water views, park like setting. $4,500 per month Salee $350k furnished. 917-913-8914 or 561-301-3016

Florida North Miami Beach Sunny Isles Immaculate Intercoastal Waterway 2 bedroom, 2 bath Condo. Coompletely furnished. Turnkey. Move right in! Walk to beach, shops, restaurants, marina. Close to Fort Lauderdale airport, casinos, racetrack, Bal Harbor shops, Aventura Mall. Monthly, yearly, seeasonally. 305-799-1903

Naples, Florida: Beautifully furnished, newly renovated, 2 BR, 2 bath ground floor, end unit Condo. Kitchen, dining area, LR, screened-in sun room, pool. Close to Shopping- GolfBeaches- Hospital. Small pet O.K. Winter rental- $2,500 monthly. Includes cable/ phone. Call 239-566-7039

Rent / Option to Buy Southampton Village: Townhouse 3 BR/ 3 Bth. Best Beaches, Pool, Tennis Courts. Call 347-645-3315

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Bell Trust to County of Suffolk, 1866 Roanoke Avenue, 1,786,140

Winey LLC to Richard & Jane Novick, 9 Scuttlebut Farms, 6,250,000

McCarthy to Peter Goranites, 22 Great Circle Dr, 1,175,000

Robin to Mark & Jing Friedman,140 Cedar Street, 1,400,000 John Kelleher to Colleen A O'Callaghan, 14 Mill Hill Lane, 1,900,000 Saposhnik to Susan R & Chester J Borgida, 9 Country Lane, 1,250,000 Martino to Scott E & Alexandra L Delman-34 Scallop Ave, 1,111,000 Keirstead to Andrew I Koven 224 Bull Path, 1,870,000 Reimann to Susan Menu, 115 Hedges Lane, 2,300,000 0 216 Buckskill Road LLC to Matthew D Lentz, 216 Buckskill Road, 2,350,000

Sag Harbor LLC to Nicholas & Faith Signorile, 89 Cliff Drive, 2,250,000 Susan LaMontagne to Robert D Reid, 30 High Street, 1,100,000

Michael J & Cynthia Buffa to Jorge Mariscal, 24 Lakeside Court, 2,700,000

Paradise Point to Town of Southold,10250 North Bayview Rd, 2,604,000

Mangieri to Almudena Legorreta, 19 Bay View Court, 2,000,000

Fili to Karen & Barry Frankel, 16 Esterbrook Road, 1,225,000 Misrahi to Franciska Bittan, 10 Cobber Lane, 1,100,000


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John & E.Swanson to Liza & James Carpenter, 150 Copeces Ln., 850,000 Marsicano to Jacqueline A Kean, 5 Renees Way, 680,000 Alexander to Jamie Manville, 17 Greenway, 540,000


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Susan & James Trentalange to John Ricci, 870 Fairway Drive, 735,000


Louis S Rupnick to Leonard & Jean Glazer, 2180 Kerwin Blvd, 625,000


Diestel to Deborah S & Andrew S Morris, 9 Doug Lane, 585,000 Kujawski & Sons to Beyrodt Delea Assoc LLC, Manor Ln, 548,625



Doris Karp to Moore Land Co LLC, 35 South Main Street, 4,600,000 Dias to Patrick & Kara Boultinghouse, 150 West Neck Rd, 1,460,000 Poremba to North Main St at SH LLC, 49 Pelletreau Street 1,141,458 Lanahan to Timothy J Whealon 52 Osborne Avenue 1,400,000




Robert Rizzo to Alison H Morgridge, 5 Dune Road, 3,995,000 David Kepner to Carol E Griffin, 21 Oneck Place, 1,425,000 Sharon & J. Giba to Nancy & Alexander Bozza,132 Point Road, 1,320,000

Scott D & R. L Levine to Kerry & David Horton, 25 Old Mill Ln., 790,000


Angela Marshiano to Peter H Mayer, 3180 Sound Avenue, 590,000


Simon Caudullo to Nicholas Martin, 2913 Montauk Highway, 995,000


Marion Woessner to Y. Lichtenstein, 144 Saint Andrews Circle, 610,000 Simone Sindin to Glatter Gili Vaturi, 146 Saint Andrews Circle, 525,000 Wills to Pine Neck Holdings LLC, 1425 Pine Neck Road, 725,000 Majors Path LLC to Dennis SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990 Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000 Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000 Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000 Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000



Birchwood at Wading River LLC to & N. Gigante, 99 Calverton, 625,000


Jean M Hazelton to Deutsche Bank, 5 Country Estates Rd., 726,678 Pulte Homes LLC to Marlene Vogel, 56 Samantha Circle, 520,000

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Estate of R. Corte to Charles & C. Locastro, 1475 Deep Hole Drive, 750,000

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Stephen I & B. H Krakehl to Andrew Goodman, 39 Shore Rd,, 965,000



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Harold Fessenden to 438 Further Lane LLC, 438 Further Lane, 5,250,000


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Raphael Flint to Jens Jacobsen, 152 Greenwich Street, 964,999



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Summer Rentals

Bridgehampton Best Deal, Year round/ Winter. pool, spa, 6 acres, must see! utilities included $1,250. $950. 310-740-6367

Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath

Summer Rentals

Hampton Country Real Estate Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 19 Corwith Avenue, 1-800-870-0474 Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 Hampton Bays Waterview Studio $575 plus B ridgehampton South -2- story Hampton Bays Waterview 1 Contemporary w/ FPL & CAC, bedroom $850 all 3BR/2BA. Avail. August & September for $20,000. folio#20152. Hampton Bays 5 bedroom 3 Call Amy Unangst at baths $1,800 plus 631-334-0552 Southampton new 5 bedrooms 3 baths $2,000 plus Sagaponack South - 3 bdrm,

2.5bth set on almost 1.5 acres with sweeping farmviews, a Hampton classic! Folio# 20037. August-LD $32,000. Call Amy Manorville room in Condo with Unangst at 631-334-0552. private bath, share kitchen. Pool, tennis, golf. $850 monthly. Sagaponack Ocean & Pond 516-819-7221 Views -Three story 6BR/4.5BA newly renovated…block to Sag Harbor: Winter Rental. beach! August-LD $100,000. last Room for Rent. Sept 1 to May 2 weeks $55,000. Folio# 1888. 30, maybe longer. New waterCall Amy Unangst at front reno, F/P, Prof Kit. Own bath, lounge/ work area, washer/ 631-334-0552. dryer, cable, internet. No smoking. Female preferred. Sagaponack- 6 bdrm, 4 bth Tra631-375-5714 ditional. Pool and Tennis. Gated entrance. Stylish and private, Summer Rentals MD - LD $150,000. Folio 5433 Call Angela Boyer-Stump Amagansett: Sandy Beach917-207-7777 Front, Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s. Sag Harbor/ Noyac - WaterFor sale or rent by owner. front New 5 BR, 3 BA, Wall of Pics @ windows overlooking bay, 646-369-4106 Amazing views!, 2 BR, 2 BA Aquebogue-North Fork guest house, 20 x 60 Heated GuWaterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom nite Pool, Spa, Dock , Kayaks. Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or Extended season available. Call weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096 Amy Unangst for pricing 631-334-0552. Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Waterr Mill- Hampton Classic! Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk Farmviews, 5 BR, 6.5 BA, Htd to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Pool, Tennis, last 2 weeks of Location! August $35,000.Folio 19723 212-794-1000 Call Angela Boyer-Stump Bridgehampton South. A Bit of 917-207-7777 French Whimsy. Seduced by September's song and Water Mill- Farmfield vistas, surrounded by shimmering Pool, Tennis, new 5,400 sf of seascapes. Three bedroom and luxurious living. August baths. Library or fourth bed$85,000. Folio 19024 Call Anroom. Two fireplaces and large gela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 pool in landscaped gardens. For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

Steps from Mecox Bay. Weekly Sept. 3 thru 2008. 631-356-5041. Water Mill- South of the Highway- Elegant and stylish. 4+ East Hampton: 3 bedroom. All BR, 5 BA, open living area, fornew master bath. Outdoor mal DR, EIK, Htd Pool & more. shower, deck, waterfall. Double MD - LD $125,000. Folio 19694 gated driveway. Private beach. Call Angela Boyer-Stump Weekly or monthly. 917-207-7777 631-835-9593

Many others available Southampton. September 3October 15, or weekends. Immaculate room. Private bath. Large Beautiful home. (631)283-8613

WESTHAMPTON CONDO ON DUNE ROAD BEACH Westhampton Bath & Tennis 1 bedroom suite overlooking ocean. Prime unit, marina, tennis,

Winter Rentals

Winter Rentals



Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs.

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Hampton Bays 1 bedroom, 1 bath, furnished waterfront apartments. Basic cable and utilities inccluded. No pets. $825/mo. Available Sept. - May 2009 Call: 631.728.6200 or swissaireresort@

Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-579-4964 PECONIC / NORTH FORK Historic farmhouse in heart of wine country 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths Spacious kitchen/ dining room Professionally landscaped outdoor patio Breathtakin ng vineyard views! Walk to several premier wineries Weekly or weekends Contact owner 516-445-2563

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Westhampton Beach Pristine 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, amenities. Walk all. Daily or weekly. 516-641-4092. WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront - Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terrace overrlooking ocean; pool; gym; long season. (917)842-5658

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Southampton Village South WALK TO OCEAN, Restaurants. Renovated 2BR cottage. Sept. & Oct. $2,500 0 weekly (212)786-2562 Westhampton 4 Bedrooms, 4 Baths. Tennis. Available after September 1. Monthly $3,500. Weekly $1,800. Weekend $1,500. 631-805-7273 Westhampton/ Remsenberg 6 Bedrooms, 6 Baths. Secluded 1.3 acres. Tennis. Available after October 2. Monthly $4,500. Weekly $2,000. Weekend $1,600. 631-805-7273

Winter Rentals Bridgehampton: Beautifully furnished studio with spectacular views and sunsets with its own deck, private entrance, open living area, marble bath, eat in kitchen, cable, wireless. Utilities all inclusive! Gracious living on a gentlemen’s horsefarm. Sorry no smoking, no pets $1600 a month. Winter or year round. Available September 1. 631-537-9149, 201-522-3143

Sunny, sturdy ranch Full kitchen, dining room Gas heat. Washer, dryer Fireplace, big screen TV, deck

5 Minutes to East Hampton or Sag Harbor Quiet wooded street

SEPTEM M BER - MAY $1500 monthly 631-324-3287, 212-966-4432

EAST HAMPTON Cape Cod style 3 bedrooms, 3 full baths, 2 story house beautifully furnished, bright large open kitchen, dining area, lovely living room. Wraparound deck, front porch, heated pool, bike to ocean beaches and village. Central air, .5 acre, fireplace. September 15- May 22 $2,200 month excluding utilities. Rose 718-357-4936 or cell 347-528-5003 or email East Hampton /Wainscott Cottages for rent. Starting at Studio $800, 1 bedroom $1,250 per month. Gas & Cable included. 631-537-1160 East Hampton Are you wishing you could stay? Affordable spacious, sunny home close to village October 1- May 15. Vaulted ceilings, skylights, luxurious master suite and great room, 3 fireplaces. 2 acres, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths. Piano, pool table, art. Pix Call 646-912-9321. East Hampton GORGEOUS Artist and interior designers 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath 1 acre of landscaped gardens Large heated pool Filled with sunshine, paintings and antiques Totally secluded Only 5 minutes from town and beaches No pets September 8th to June 8th $1400/ month plus utilities (631)329-2224

Bridgehampton Village beautiful 1 BR furnished cottage, private driveway entrance, walk to all. Sept- May $1200 includes satellite TV. (516)658-5728

East Quogue 2 BR cottage, furnished, wood stove, washer/ dryer, walk to bay/ village . Available Sept- June $1500/ month. Weekly considered. 631-235-3314

Bridgehampton/ Wainscott Renovated Cottages for rent. Starting at Studio $800, 1 bedroom $1,250 per month. Gas & Cable included. 631-537-1160

Hampton Bays 2 bedroom, 2 bath waterview condo. Winter/ Monthly/ Seasonal. 201-602-0912 Email:

Hampton Bays Bayfront: 1 BR, furnished, new couch & carpet. $825 monthly includes utilities & cable. No pets/ smoking. (516)606-4889 Hampton Bays/ Southampton Beautiful water view. 1 Bedroom and efficiency units available furnished. Near college. Reasonable. Consider year round. 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 Hampton Bays: Bayfront. Fully furnished, wood floors, includes big-screen TV, clean 1 bedroom. No smoking, no pets. $825 includes basic cable and utilities. 516-731-8040 Hampton Bays: Furnished house. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Family room with fireplace. $1400. 914-693-5808, 917-478-4854. Hampton Bays: Waterview 1 bedroom co-op. Newly renovated, furnished. September May $825. Utilities and cable included. Owner, (516)333-5994

Hamptons Realty Group 11 Madison Street, Sag Harbor (631)725-2252 email: Sag g Harbor: Bayfront, 3 bedroom, 2 bath Post-Modern with panoramic bay views, indoor and outdoor fireplaces, covered outdoor living room, large deck and great architectural details. Available 09/15/2008 - 05/15/09 @ $3,500.00 per month. List ID # 300439 Sag Harbor: 3 bedroom, 1 bath Ranch with great kitchen located in Baypoint beach community. Available 10/01/08 - 03/31/09 @ $2,000 per month. List ID # 522212 Sag Harbor: 2 bedroom, 2 bath, centrally located, sunporch, patio and gardens, A/C units, nicely furnished and updated charming Traditional. Available 11/01/08 - 03/30/09 @ $1,850.00 per month. List ID # 521772 P roperty pictures available at: by List ID #

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Winter Rentals

MONTAUK Fab, large 1 bedroom apartment on ocean near IGA. 80 South Emerson. October 1- May 15. $750/ month plus electric heat. Len 917-846-2923


April 30th 2009.

$1,500 month includes: Wi-fi, oil heat, cable TV, public waterr, electricity and local telephone.

Not handicapped accessible. (717)774-2699

Remsenburg. Charming 3 bedroom, 2 bath. November 1st through March 31st $1,800 monthly. Yearly $30K. (646)242-5352

Winter Rentals

Winter Rentals

Sag Harbor. 3 bedroom, 3 bath. 2,500 square feet, splendidly furnished. All amenities. $1,800. 212-505-7869.

Southampton 2 bedroom Ranch designer decorated, fireplace, cathedral ceiling, antique wood & porcelain tile floors, beautiful grounds private & quiet, monthly, weekly, weekends & HAMPTON FILM FESTIVAL 631-283-8369

Southampton Village: 3 bedroom 2 bath, fireplace. Deck, lawn, community tennis. Walk to village, train, jitney. OctoberMay $2,000 month plus utilities. (973)632-3002.

Sag Harbor/ Bay Point

Montauk Shores: 2 Condos for 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, rent. Steps from famous Ditch living room, great room, Plains surfing beach with ocean eat-in-kitchen, sunroom with views. Available for summer/ great waterr views, fireplace. winter rental: Unit #201 (cable TV), additional queen and twin Lots of decks, sleeper couches. Unit #407 (sat160â&#x20AC;&#x2122; of waterfront with dock, ellite TV). Both Units: 12 by 48 garage, washer/dryer, feet with own parking spot. Two cable televiision, bedroom (queen/ full), additional aerobeds available. Central AC, outdoor hot and cold shower, 1.5 baths, LR/ kitchen, Outdoor all new appliances. deck with grill, Gated community with heated adult and kiddie September 15th - May 15th pool, recreation room, playground. Summer rates: MD- LD $15,000 (including Sept.), $2000 / week all inclusive or special monthly/ 914-772-33993 seasonal rates. Winter rates: $1200 per month: Oct. thru May (utilities/ cable/ satellite addiSAG HARBOR HISTORIC tional). Please call: Lynn DISTRICT4 BR/ 2 BA 631-804-8048 100-year-old village house with huge tin-ceilinged dining room, redone cook's kitchen and just renovated bathroom/ laundry NOYAC room. French doors to deck and charming enclosed yard w/outdoor dining pavilion. Close to schools/short walk to town. Furnished waterfront Sept-May $2,200/ month. Call cottage available for winter: 917-907-3694. Octob b er 1st 2008 through

Winter Rentals

Sag Harbor Sunny, light 3 bedrooms plus den. Pond view. Walk to town. Tennis. $1500. 917-620 1989, 631-725-9824. Sag Harbor Village. Historic Townhouse 187 Madison St. Coops.Newly renovated Furnished garden apartments. Beautiful 1888 original hardwood floors, with all new kitchens and baths and furnishings. 800 Sq. ft. 1-2 bedrooms (w/ loft.) Pet friendly. Private parking and back yard garden. 8 minute direct walk to town. Close to beach.Weekly and Monthly available.Sept. to Memorial Day $1350.00 to $1875.00 Flexible. Call owner: 917-721-3223 SAG HARBOR, AZUREST 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 1 mile to Main Street. $1,950. 917-414-2703.

Enjoy a Fall & Winter rental 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage.

Southampton Village

Officce, great kitchen. Furnished, newly renovated Walk to Long Beach,

4 bedroom, 5 bath house.

Bike to town.

Heated pool, all amenities. Walk to Main Street

Oct. 1, 2008 - Mar. 31, 2009

and all transportation. Winter $2,500/ month;

$2,000 month pllus utilities

Year round $3,500/ month.

and upkeep. 516-510-6414 Call Michael: 631-899-3656 (home) 631-745-0638 (cell) SOUTHAMPTON Sag Harbor: Studio bedroom. Private entrance, refrigerator, microwave, cable TV. $800. 203-685-5759

VILLAGE 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath newly renovated furnished cottage.

All new stainless steell appliances, everything in the house is new!

Sept.- May, $35,000. Year round available. (631)276-3317

Low utilities, very short

Southampton North Sea

(516)220-1967 Cozy, Bright Cottage. 3 Bedrooms, 1 Full Bath, New Floors and Paint. Fully y Furnished Wifi/Cable, Washer/Dryer, Central air. Private Yard. Bayfront Community $1,800 month plus utilities. Available October - June 973-420-6158

IN THE MIDST OF 31 ACRES OF PRESERVED LAND Southampton Drive down a private road with a wooded 10.6 acre preserve on the right and your neighbors woods on the left. 3,500 sf. Post Modern. The main level contains the living room, formal dining room, state of the art EIK and a family room with a two story ceiling and a fireplace. The house also has 4 BRs, 3 BAs and a large finished basement (1,500 sf). 1.4 acres. There is room for a pool. Internet# 10709 Exclusive $1,425,000

OVERLOOKS 31 ACRES OF PRESERVED LAND Southampton This house has a great layout for entertaining both inside & out (3,600 sf on 1.6 acres). The house features double height ceilings in the great room with fireplace; an open EIK with granite countertops; 4 en suites with MBR on the main level; a heated pool and spa; an Entertainment Room with the 2nd FP & wet bar, and breathtaking views of the Peconic & surround from the Overlook and from multiple porches. Internet# 33967 Exclusive $1,550,000

Phone: 631-616-3378 Cell: 631-793-2020

Phone: 631-616-3378 Cell: 631-793-2020




1 mile to town.

Southampton: Oct.- May, really pretty, immaculately furnished, studio apt. Private entrance. Kitchenette. DirectTV. Utilities. $925. (631)283-8613 WATER MILL pool house studio. All utilities (except heat) included. FREE phone, satellite and electric. $950/ month. 631-379-0315 Westhampton Beach: 1 bedroom condo. Large living room/ kitchen, dishwasher. Furnished. No pets or smoking. $750 plus utilities. 516-352-7694. Also available year round. Westhampton/ Quogue. Gorgeous, furnished 1 bedroom apartment, many extras. Available seasonally, monthly, weekly, weekends. (516)456-5776

Year-Round Rentals

CENTER MORICHES Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful apartments, completely furnished, each with private entrances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Available through May 15. No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870



2.5 baths, central air,

Southampton. 2 bedroom house, washer/ dryer, dishwasher, attached single car garage, fenced in backyard. Close to village. $1,650 plus utilities. Available immediately. (631)276-9533

Bridgehampton: 1 BR apt in new cottage, beautiful setting, utilities included, $1,800 monthly. (631)335-6224

$1,800 monthly.

Contemporary 3 bedroom,

fireplace, cathedral ceilings

walk to village and train station.


Southampton Village: Charming 3 BR, 1 bath cottage. Available Sept. - May 15th. $1,750 monthly. (917)859-9989

Sagaponack/ Bridgehampton 4600 sq. ft., 4 BR, 3.5 bath, 3 car garage, heated gunite poool.

Year-Round Rentals

Large private studio over barn, cable, A/C, W/D, no pets/ smokingg. $975 all. 631-848-6008

with sk kylights, wrap around deck,

$3,000 monthly.


East Hampton Enjoy year Round rental for same cost of summer! Cozy 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage, walk to village shops, restaurants, train and Jitney. Bike to beach. Features fireplace, private patio and landscaped backyard. Available for $2400/ month, starting September. 516-971-1986. East Hampton Village 5 Bedroom house available. Year round $3,500/ month or winter rental available 516-635-8437 East Hampton/ Sag HarborContemporary saltbox. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, heated pool, CAC, fireplace, extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. $3,300 monthly. 212.229.8053 East Hampton: Delightful, light, airy private contemporary tucked into peaceful, wooded setting. Midway between East Hampton And Sag Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 baths. Master Jacuzzi, sunny pool, central air. fireplace. Photos available. $46,000. Call owner (646)246-7227 East Quogue Tiana Shores. Upscale 3BR, 2.5 bths, frpl, wood floors $3200 Sept to June. Call owner 516- 381-1031 Hampton Bays / Shinnecock Highest elevation, water view 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 3 decks, furnished, private, no traffic. $2,700 monthly 631-887-4223

OPEN HOUSE Saturday, Aug 30th 11 am -12 nn 22 Deer Ridge Trail, Water Mill New Price. Owner Relocating. Contemporary w/ cathedral LR and FP, open floor plan, chef's kitchen with granite counters, glass doors to large deck. Junior master on 1st flr + 2 guests BRs w/private BAs. Large master suite, 3500 sq ft, 1.08 acres, CAC, heated pool, full basement, Lovely gardens w/mature landscaping. Internet# 54568 Exclusive $1,450,000

SUSANA NEWTON Phone: 631-616-3387 Cell: 917-873-4055



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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT / REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Year-Round Rentals Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 Sag Harbor /Noyac - 3 BR / 2 BA, clean contemporary, 2 car garage, Heated Pool, private! Annually $45,000. Folio#5006 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 Sag Harbor/ Noyac - 5BR/ 3.5BA Waterfront, CAC, FPL. Annually $45,000. Folio#3178. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. East Hampton Village - Centrally located & close to Village, Walk or Bike! 4 BR, 2.5 BA, CAC, living room with FP, garage. Annually $55,000. Folio# 5410 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 Sag Harbor-Year Round! 4 BR, 3 BA, living room with vaulted ceiling and FP, Pool and finished sub-level. Year-round $60,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Sagaponack - Private & Immaculate. 5 BR, 4.5 BA, Heated pool, living room w/ FP. Annually $95,000. Folio 19112 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 Sagaponack - One story 2,500 sq.ft. 4 BR, 4 BA, Pool, CAC, handicap accessible. Folio 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Yearround $65,000. Call Lally Mockler 516- 971-6002

Year-Round Rentals

Sag Harbor Village. Waterfront. 4 br, 3 ba. Dock, pool, walk to town. Bright, imamculate interior. Annually $60,000. Also Hamptons Realty Group available as winter rental. 11 Madison Street, Sag Harbor (631)276-3464 (631)725-2252 Sag Harbor Village: 3 BR, 2.5 baths, well loved village gem! email: Exquisite. Amenities Galore. Year-round $45,000 Eass t Hampton: Best value. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, with den, pool, 917-684-5967 nicely furnished and located in “Old Orchard” near village. Available Year Round starting 10/01/08. Reduced to $38,000 per year. List ID # 154929 Sag Harbor/ North Haven: 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, Post Modern with heated pool with outdoor Jacuzzi and pool house with Tiki Bar, 1 block to beach, mooring rights. Available Year Round $48,000. List ID #513735 Sagaponack: 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, Traditional located on 2.2 acres with gourmet kitchen and heated pool. Available Year Round @ $99,000. List Id # 302013 Sag Harbor: 4 bedroom, 5 bath Post Modern with deck surrounded heated pool, professional kitchen, creekfront With amazing sunset views. Available Year Round Starting 11/01/08 @ $150,000 per year List ID # 521330 Sag Harbor: Walk to village. 2 bedroom, 1 bath, 2nd floor apartment, furnished with stackable washer/ dryer, CAC, deck and Jacuzzi. Walk to all! Available Year Round starting 09/01/08 @ 30,000 per year. List ID # 518526

Southampton- Northside Hills winner! Over 4,500 sf of living space. Features 5 BR, 5.5 BA, Htd Pool and more. Yearround $125,000. Folio 5888 Call AnP roperty pictures available at: gela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 by List ID # Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474 Hampton Bays Water view studio $675 plus Hampton Bays 2 bedroom cottage basement $1,500 plus Hampton Bays 1 bedroom apartment newly renovated $1,200 all Hampton Bays Spacious 2 bedroom apartment $1,600 all Hampton Bays walk to private beach 2- 3 bedrooms basement $2,000 plus East Quogue 1 bedroom cottage steps to beach $1,100 plus Flanders Newer 3 bedroom basement $1,800 plus Westhampton Studio cottage $800 plus

Year-Round Rentals

Sag Harbor 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, great room with fireplace. Private community and beach, boat slip available. Quiet, private, pristine. $2,500 per month. Available immediately. 631-928-5920.

Sag Harbor: Beautifully renovated, large open living/ kitchen area, 2 BR, washer/ dryer. Walk to town $1950. 631-725-7189

Southampton: Wow! Private entrance into 1 BR, furnished, spacious apt., in 2nd story Cape Cod. Picture window overlooking Bay. LR/ kitchen combo with entertainment area. Walk to College. $1,500 pays all! 631-271-3341, 516-680-5902 Wainscott, East Hampton: 2funished apts near ocean, $25,000 or $15,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a

Water Mill. 3 bedroom, 1.5 Bath, Fireplace, Central Air Conditioning, garage, 5 acres, SAG HARBOR: New Construc- Cul-de-sac, Southampton tion. Barn/ Home. Perfct for Schools. Furnished or Live/ Work. Monthly $2100. For unfurnished. $2800. Sale $950,000 516-383-1598 321-287-9301 631-287-1638 Sagaponack. Beautifully furnished new traditional on 2.5 acres. 4/5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, library with full bath. Chef’s kitchen, heated pool, sunroom. Spectacular setting. Year-round for $95,000. 631-324-6620, 631-835-8040. SOUTHAMPTON NEW CONSTRUCTION: 3400 square feet. 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, pool, fireplace, CAC, full basement. $3,950 plus utilities. Rent with option to buy. Available September 1. (631)567-1110 Southampton North Sea

Cozy, Bright Cottage.

Westhampton 2 Bedroom house, newly renovated, mint condition on .5 acre. Quiet dead end street. Fireplace, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902 Westhampton condo, 1/ 1, pool, ground floor, good area, rent year rd- $1,150, renovated, no pets 917-848-7982 Westhampton/ Quiogue, newly renovated/ furnished/ unfurnished 2 BR cottage, walk Village, quiet area. Parking for one car. $1,600 monthly +. (516)456-3186 Westhampton: Newly renovated 3 BR apt., $1,850. monthly, utilities included. 631-288-3190



NORTH SHORE VILLAGE Charming Vintage Colonial Zoned for Business. Convert for Boutique, Restaurant, Corporate Headquarters.

MONTAUK STUDIO Rough Riders Landing Condominium on Fort Pond Bay.

Buy/Lease 631-889-4016 Sunset Views. Tennis Courts, Pool and Jacuzzi. 140' x 30' Deep Water Dock, 2 Beaches Central Location to Montauk Harbor the Village and d Beaches. Walk to Train Station.


Baiting Hollow New Condos under construction at The Knolls. 2 Bdrms from $ 380,000. Call Builder (6311)360-2900

Gated Community. Low Maintenance Fee. $380,000 AUCTION WITH RESERVE E CALL 631-495-4804

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SAG HARBOR 3 Bedroom, 2.5 Bath Townhouse Newly renovated. LR w/ vaulted ceiling, DR and elegant kitchen. Incredible views of Harbor from private decks. Walk to Town. Pool and Tennis Court. Must see! $1,275,000 Call 631-338-0500

Real Estate Services

3 Bedrooms, 1 Full Batth


New Floors and Paint


Fully Furnished Wifi/Cable, Washer/Dryer,


Arthur & Robin Team Condo & Co-op Specialists Home Design & Staging Services Bayfront Hampton Bays 1 Bedroom, Unobstructed Bay Views, Boat Dock, Pool, Tennis IN# 50277 $299,000

Central air. Private Yard. Call John @ 631-208-1332

Oceanfront Westhampton Studio, Direct Ocean Views, Promenade IN# 46109 $325,000

Bayfrront Community

Oceanfront Westhampton 1 Bedroom, Pool, Bay Access, Oceanfront Promenade IN# 40163 $360,000

$1,800 month plus utilities. 973-420-6158

Sag Harbor 1 bedroom loft: $1,700 year round, $1,250 winter Southampton Village: Clean, convenient to all! 4 bedrooms, 1 rental. Utilities included. bath. $2750 Utilities included 516-459-9598 (516)658-2749 Sag Harbor Village .Historic Townhouse 187 Madison St. Southampton/ North Magee Coops. Newly renovated FurCharming 3 BR, 1 bath house on nished garden apartments. Beau- large property. Dishwasher, tiful 1888 original hardwood laundry, $2100/ month plus floors, with all new kitchens and utilities. Available October 4. baths and furnishings. 800 Sq. ft. 917-273-0169 1-2 bedrooms (w/ loft.) Pet friendly. Private parking and Southampton: Beautiful back yard garden. 8 minute di2 BR, 1 Bath apt., with all utilirect walk to town. Close to ties, A/C & internet access. Short beach. $1750.00 to $2,450/ walk to private beach. First and month. Flexible. Pet friendly. last month's rent $1650. AvailCall owner: 917-721-3223 able Sept. 1. 631-283-4720

Sag Harbor Village Main Street. Large 1 bedroom. Renovated kitchen and bath. Parking. Westhamptonn 4 bedroom 2 bath $1,795/ month plus utilities. pool $2,00 plus 631-725-8080

Year-Round Rentals

Southampton: Beautiful 3 BR contemporary/ pool, Winter rental possible at reduced rate $1575. 516-767-1279/ 516-978-5488

Rent - Sell - Live Well

Oceanfront Westhampton 1 Bedroom, Pool, Direct Ocean Views, Option to Buy Studio IN# 74698 $435,000 Oceanfront Westhampton 2 Bedroom Townhouse, Pool, Ocean Views from Master & LR IN# 32279 $833,000 YA ARDARM Westhampton Beach 2 Bedrooms, Private Ocean View, Pool, Tennis IN# 52189 $799,000

Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Staging Planner Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303

Oceanfront WHB 1 Bedroom, Pool, Tennis, Unobstructed Ocean Views, Bay Access IN# 40779 $375,000

Open Houses

Oceanfront WHB 1 Bedroom, Pool, Tennis, Unobstructed Ocean Views, Bay Access IN# 35558 $329,000

Southampton: Immaculate ranch. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths. Granite, new kitchen, wood floor. Sunday 1 - 4 pm. 122 St. Andrews Circle. (631)655-7358 Water Mill. 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home. Desirable area, 1/2 acre, must sell. REDUCED. $999,000. Principals only. By appointment. 917-597-6311.

Main Street WHB Village 2 bedroom, Private Deck, Rogers Beach Privileges IN# 26003 $425,000 Coldwell Banker P restigious Propertiies 148 Main Street Westhampton Beach 631-793-4437 rlechner@coldwellbaa

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Condos/Co-Ops Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $849,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384

Homes Aquebogue. Renovated North Fork Victorian mini- estate on 2.6 acres. Barns, vineyard. Zoned commercial. Bridgehampton - S O H * REDUCED * Walk to Main St., Bike to Ocean, 3 BR, 1.5 bath, 2 car garage on .47 acre. Exclusive. Asking $1.995M. Sag Harbor Village Waterfront Condo 3 BR, 2.5 bath, fplc, CAC, Pool & Tennis. Walk to Main St. Exclusive Asking $1.2M.



Bridgehampton. Great investment property! Large 4 bedroom, 2 bath on private acre. Fireplace, full basement, quiet street. Short drive to Sag Harbor, East Hampton, Southampton. Room to expand. By owner $679,000. (917)691-4169

5 bedroom, 4 bath pool, pond,

Principals only 516-220-8420


HAMPTON BAYS: Rampasture waterfront. Rambling 3 bedroom ranch on .9 acres with 150 feet of waterfront. $1,295,000. Just Reduced!

East Quogue 14 Foxboro Road. New custom built home. 4 BR, 4 bth, hardwood floors, on 1/2 acre, room for pool, frplc, many extras. Open house 8/30 & 8/31 12-4. By builder $849K. 631- 338-3891

spectacular gardens. G reat Investment taxess, close to all. $1,450,000 Owner

Spacious Country Ranch. Recently renovated 4 bedroom, 2 baths, EIK, dining room, basement, OHA, deck and private back yard. $399,900

East Quogue Price Reduced for Quick Sale. New construction. 50’x20’ pool, 3 zone AC, East Hampton- Springs. Handy- $999,000. Builder 631-581-7456 man special. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, attached studio, fireplace, attached garage, 1/2 acre, beach East Quogue, Private commuand marina rights. $575,000 nity, beach, marina, Ranch, (804)370-4046 3 bedroom, 1 1/2 bath., eat in kitchen, rear deck, den, full basement, new boiler/ hot water heater, cac, irrigation, shed, beautiful landscaping and more $549,000 631-725-0120 By Classifieds & Owner 917-873-7858

Beautiful traditional on bucolic 1+ acre 3 bedroom, 2 bath New professional kitchen Brazilian cherry floors Koi ponnd, gazebo much more!



East Hampton/ Barnes Landing. 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, large deck, inground heated pool, 1/2 mile to bay beach with private parking. Needs cosmetics. $695,000. Owner (631)495-5118

Priced To Sell


Real Estate


East Hampton

CENTER MORICHES Deep Waterfront Bulkheaded Shy 2 acres. 3 bedroom oldie Private, $1,100,000 Leslie Chornoma R.E. 631-878-6337

Mattituck/Cutchogue school district $599,999 Motivated owner

K.R. McCrosson


East Hampton charming village ranch. Walk or bike. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Spacious deck, outside shower. Half acre. Private yard. $685,000. 631-897-2151

WaterView 1/3 Acre , build your 2,500 sq.ft. 2 story dream house. Permits in place. $475,000. One bedroom Co-Op with pool & tennis $118,000. FLANDERS- Mint 2 bedroom Ranch in Bayview Pines. Move-in condition $295,000.

Service Directory address: 51 Hill Street, Southampton 2 doors west of the movie theater

245 ft. Open Bay Front Property

Exclusives South Fork Realty 143 Weest Montauk Hwy Hampton Bays, NY 11946 631-728-6565


This turnkey home is so charming, offering two bedrooms and one bath on the main level with additional sleeping area, computer station and storage upstairs . Large backyard to enjoy a good game of volley ball and barbeques. Large deck, shed and wood burning fireplace. Steps to Montauk's famous Ditch Plains Surfer Beach. Hurry 0 Co-exclusive e Calll the e Tumaa Agency y to o view. - this one won't last at $999,000 In#43890

MANORVILLE HORSE COUNTRY Incredibile equestrian property. 18 rolling acres. Mint 3 bedroom farmhouse, 12 stall barn with huge loft. Multiple Paddocks. Asking 2.2 million. Exclusive, Call Diane Candela (631) 759-0747


Very secluded 1.46 acres of magnificent waterfront land in East Moriches, your own sandy beach, amazing sunsets. Build your dream estate.


The Tuma Agency Main Street • P.O. Box 5025 Montauk, NY 11954 1-631-668-2325



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Licensed Real Estate Brokers


BRIDGEHAMPTON Steps away from Hampton Classic. 2+ acres House, 2 barns, pool, caretakers apartment. Call for Price and more info.

Call Owner @ 631-332-9231

For a list of farms & acreage available on Long Island


This desirable 3 bedroom 2.5 bath Condo has amazing views of Lake Montauk and exquisite evening views of East Lake dr.The grounds and pool are meticulously cared for.There is a wood burning stove, new sliders out to a brand new deck, new roof,skylights and Atrium windows.Hardwood and tile floors are throughout the open kitchen-living area.This home is in fabulous condition.Move right in and enjoy y Ourss - Calll the e Tumaa Ag gency y to o view.$875,000 Montauk this summer. Exclusively # IN N #33595

EASTPORT-WATERVIEWS 7 ACRES!!!! Renovate old farm house or subdivide. Souhampton Township, 7 beautiful rolling acres, accessory bldgs & fencing. $2.2 million Call Diane Candela (631) 759-0747

Contact Diane 24 hours a day (631) 759-0747 or 1-877-HORSE-15

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes HAMPTON BAYS $530,000 Ranch, 2,000 sq ft, flag lot.




Hampton Country Real Estate, Inc. 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000

Hampton Country Real Estate, Inc. 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000

Hampton Sales and Rentals East Endâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest selection 1-800-870-0474

One of a Kind Construction .57 acres, 4 BR, 2 Baath, office, 2.5 garage, all major appliances, heated gunite pool, CAC, CVAC, skylights, intercom, irrigation system, 100 amp house stand-by generator, covered patio, fenced p roperty & much more! By Owner Open House Daily 12-3pm 631-728-0868. Cell 631-278-5366

Hampton Bays/ Shinnecock Hills WATERVIEWS! This totally renovated ranch sits high a top Shinnecock Hills with beautiful views of Shinnecock Bay It boasts 3 bedrooms, 2 new baths, new windows, cuustom 2-sided fireplace, new stainless & granite, and new hardwood floors throughout In addition, the property has IGS to service the newly installed sod and professional landscape design


$699,000 KP P roperty Group Call Jim Rooney (631)567-1110

Bridgehampton - 5 BR (including MBR with FP) 4.5 BA 1900's Farmhouse. 1 acre. Mature landscaping, sweeping lawns, Gunite Pool. Exclusive! Reduced $3,300,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Bridgehampton - Heart of Horse country. Over 5,000 sf Traditional. 5 BR, 5.5 BA, Htd Pool, 1.1 acres. Walk to town. Folio 15974 $3,625,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777

East Hampton Builder's Own Custom home. 4,000sf. of gracious living space. 5 BR, 5 BA, LR with FP, vaulted ceilings, professional kitchen, separate guest quarters, 2.5 car garage, heated pool, spa. Exclusive $1,750,000. Folio 13969 Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037 North Sea/ Southampton Waterfront 3 BR, 3 BA, living room with FP, 2 decks with gorgeous views, lovely gardens. $1,550,000. Folio 19047 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552


East Hampton - 3,200sf. Post Modern. Private road close to village. First floor Master Suite with stunning bath & FP. Top of the line Gourmet kitchen, library, FDR & LR with FP. Second floor features MBR & 2 BRs & BA. 2 car garage & 550sf. bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany decking. Exclusive! $1,350,000. Folio 16089. Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037

Sag Harbor - New 7,000 sf Traditional. 2 private acres. Top of the line. 6 BR, 5.5 BA, Htd Pool & Tennis! $3,200,000. Folio 19688 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Sagaponack - Private & desirable location. Almost 2.5 acres. 5 BR, 4.5 BA, Heated pool, living room w/ FP, 2 car garage. $2,650,000. Folio 19112 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 Water Mill - Built in 2005, 4 BR, 4 BA, finished basement/ media room, wine cellar, heated pool, English gardens, pond with waterfall, pool, 3 car garage, studio apt., gated entry on 1.5 acres. $2,500,000. Folio 14178 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

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East Quogue Reduced for quick sale steps to beach (3) 1 bedroom cottages that are in great shape and great rent history!!! $549,000

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Riverhead: Quality construction in Rolling Woods. 4 BR, 2.5-bath Colonial, GR/ FPL, EIK, LR, DR, sunroom. Tile and HW floors, IGP, Jacuzzi, IGS, OSS, landscaping, and deeded beach rights. Exclusive $699,000

Southold: Custom built 4 BR, 3 bath Colonial, formal DR, EIK, Hampton Bays Condo first floor sliders to rear deck, MBR, large 1 bedroom private deck igp,1.2 acres privacy, near L.I. steps to heated pool and tennis Sound beaches. Exclusive. court $239,900 $779,000.

Quioogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated Bridgehampton - Post Modern Sag Harbor/ Noyac - 3 BR, 3 country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and large adjoining reserve, 4 BR (1st BA, finished basement, w/b FP, floor MBR with FP), 3 BA, large skylights throught, 2 car garage. deck and plenty of room for exEIK, FDR, open LR, CAC, Htd Reduced! $725,000. Folio 18313 pansion all on 1.1 acres. $445,000.00 Exclusive. Pool, decking & det. garage. Pri- Call Amy Unangst vate cul de sac. Exclusive 631-334-0552 Quiogue - Artist Chalet - two $1,500,000. Folio 15711 Call Sag Harbor/ Noyac - 3 BR, 1.5 bedroom two bath charmer with Gayle Tudisco 917-991-8731 BA, attached garage, CAC, room fireplace, ROW to water, .50 Bridgehampton - Charming acres $850,000.00 Exclusive for Pool. Exclusive! $715,000. Traditional- 4 BR, 2.5 BA on 1/2 Folio 19183 Call Rob Camerino Westhampton - Three bedacre. Convenient location. Open 631-902-6637 rooms, one and one half baths, Kitchen/Dining/Living area. Sag H arbor - Turnkey light and _+ acre, quiet neighbor, one car Room for pool and garage. Exclusive $940,000. Folio 15604 bright 2,000 sf home. Quiet cul garage. $375,000.00 Exclusive Call Rob Camerino de sac. Private shy 2 acres ad631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst joining preserve. 3 BR, 2 BA, 631-334-0552 large deck, beautiful stone FP, CAC, Room for pool and future Bridgehampton South - 3BR/ expansion. Minutes to village 2BA Light Contemporary, FPL, and beaches. Exclusive! G reenport 631-477-2220 CAC, .6 acres. $1,295,000. fo$1,299,000. Folio 15302 Call Riverhead 631-603-3500 lio# 16653. Call Amy Unangst at Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or 631-334-0552. Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 E ast Hampton - Private Top location! 2.3 acres traditional, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Open living room, formal dining room, eat-in kitchen, finished basement, heated saltwater pool, room for tennis $2,895,000. folio# 20054. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552


Orient: 3 BR, 2 bath custom cape, vaulted ceiling, energy efficient woodstove, LR, Kit, DA, deck, 2 car gar, 46 acre, sound front community. $589,000

Southampton - Just Reduced! Adorable, cozy shingled cottage totally renovated, move right in. Greenhouse living room wing, woodburn stove, dining room, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, landscaped half acre. Co-Exclusive $679,000 Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach Quogue South of Highway, 2 bedroom cottage, .5 acres $939,0000 IN#47108

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Westhampton 3 bedroom, 2 bath pool, den w/ fireplace $675,000 IN#11409

Southampton - Impeccably Fresh Offering! Lushly landscaped privacy, immaculate condition, formal living/dining, den, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, awning patio, pool, gardens. Exclusive $1,795,000 Southamptt on - Peaceful Country Retreat! Recently listed enticing Saltbox, relaxing getaway for year-round enjoyment, cathedral living, library, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, room for pool. Excellent $895,000

Remsenburg 4 bedroom, 4 bath 2 out buildings, barn on the water $1,395,000 IN#51626 East Quogue 1 Bedroom co-op oceanfront, fully furnished $400 0,000 IN#53293 Westhampton Beach New Construction 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, gunite pool, garage $2,249,000 IN# 53980


G reenport: Turn key well maintained 3 BR, 1.5 bath Ranch sits on lush .5 acre, near sound beaches, Village shops and transportation. Exclusive $520,000. G reenporrt Village: Historic 1920s home, recently restored, 3 BR, 1.5 bath, covered porch. Exclusive $409,000. Southold: Spacious farmhouse with large living space, updated kitchen and bath. Needs work. 1/3 mile to Sound beach. Exclusive. $399,000

LYME, CT - 26 Acres with Deep -water Dock on Hamburg Cove; 1075 feet of direct water frontage; sub dividable to two private, level building sites with exceptional views. Build your dream house or family compound in the Hills of Lyme and enjoy all that Hamburg Cove has to offer. Fabulous country living, halfway between NY and Boston and in an area of diverse recreational and cultural pursuits. Ellen Henderson 860.961.9643

Expansive, traditional shingled home features: 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, gunite swimming pool, hardwood flooring, granite counter tops, large gourmet kitchen & more! $1,799,000 (631)776-1300 NY Realty Center - Owner


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Bridgehampton - 7.5 acres, Build your own private estate! Reduced! Co-Exclusive $2,500,000. Folio# 3145 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204.

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Bridgehampton - 6 acre wooded lot in desirable location. Co-Exclusive. Folio# 3789 $2,500,000. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204.

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Sag H arbor -.25 acres; permits in-hand. Build you dream home. Exclusive $450,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000. Sag Harbor -Half mile to village, .60 acres, Room for house, pool & garage. Exclusive $599,000. Folio# 17648 Call Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147. Shinnecock South Waterfront with permits, beautiful pond & ocean views. Exclusive $1,100,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Southampton/WaterMill- Reduced, Reduced, Reduced. Shy acre is priced below market value.$510,000. Folio 3815 Call Angela Boyer-Stump, 917-207-7777. Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Quoogue - South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive NORTH HAVEN 2 ACRES Minutes to Sag Harbor. $795,000 MUST SELL!!! Owner (51 16)729-7000

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Best Deal in the Village- Westhampton Beach Walk to town and ocean beaches from adorable home. Renovated with 3 BR, 2 BA, LR w/ fpl, stainless steel appliances, partially finished basement and sleeping loft. Beautiful pool area and hot tub. IN# 45674 Exclusive $725,000 Village Charmer- Westhampton Beach. 3 BR, 2 BA, Perfect Mother/ Daughter with separate accessory cottage. Renovate or build in this great location just minutes to town and ocean beaches. Great price! IN# 54203 Exclusive $549,000 The Simple Life- Quogue Taditional farm house boasts 4 BR, 2 BA, EIK, front and back stairways, outdoor shower and pool. The privacy is great and the charm even better. IN# 30560 Exclusive $999,000 Custom Condo- Eastport Gorgeous Upgraded 'Applause Unit' features 3 BR, 2.5 BA, custom tile, granite, cabinets, blinds, decorator touch! Private location! Motivated seller! WCI Community of Encore @ Atlantic Shores, features 11,000 sq. ft. community clubhouse, indoor /outdoor pools, tennis and activities for active adults. IN# 12204 Exclusive $569,000

Features the master bedroom and 2 Coldwell Banker guests bedrooms with a full bath. Prestigious Properties Large EIK, new appliances, Living Southampton 631-283-5400 room w/fpl Sliding doors leading out to an expanded deck, formal dining room. The basement is finished, split in 3 separate large rooms. Great back- Southampton 4 bedroom 2 bath trayard with pool, outdoor shower. Exditional. Perfect starter or Investment clusive $599,000 Folio#70975 property. Living room w/ fpl EIK, t2 bedrooms on the first floor. Exclusive Traditional 2 story shingle features $545,000 IN#42387 downstairs: 1 bedroom / bathroom double height living room w/fpl, for- Hampton Baa ys ranch situated on mal dining room and EIK. Upstairs: 1/3 acre with 2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, master and guest bedroom w/ own living room and EIK. Backyard is sebathrooms. Full basement. Detached cluded with an igp and cabana. Well 2 car garages w/ attic. Plenty of room priced at Exclusive $425,000 for pool. Onen acre of land adjacent IN#16654 to a reserved area. Exclusive $899,000 Folio#74507 Center Moriches beach cottage with Unique one story floor plan. Features waterviews of Moriches Bay. Fine approx. 5000 sq. ft. single story floor workmanship can be found in the built- in craftsman furnishings and plan with 2 master suites, 2 bedtrim work. 2 bdrm, 1 ba. Exclusive rooms, large great room, gourmet kitchen uniquely designed bathrooms $485,000 IN#13711 and formal dining. Amenities include Southampton New Renovated Ranch 60x 30 heated pool, hot tub, and pond/ waterfall. Exclusive $3,795,000 with 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. Kitchen, Living Room, Open space IN#24484 Living. Great location Close to All. Exclusive $599,000 F#71752 Wonderful Waterfront- Southampton. 2 bedroom offers quaint living room, formal room, kitchen and sepa- Manorville Post Modern in quiet rate family room w/ views to Shinne- area.4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. EIK,forcock Bay. Turn key home or room mal dining room w/ fpl.Open floor for expansion Exclusive $1,049,000 plan.Master suite w/ distant oceanIN#14803 views. Exclusive $499,000 IN#34032 Investors Delight- Southampton On shy acre, approx 3,200 sq. ft. plan. 4 bedrooms, 5 baths, 3 car garage, wood floors, soaking tub, fpl, granite counters,gunite pool. Private lot newly constructed subdivision. Exclusive $1,299,000 IN#14787

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Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Quogue 631-653-3535

Brand New In Barnes. East Hampton. 3,500 sq. ft. Post Modern. 4 bedrooms, 5 baths, heated pool. Many amenities. Exclusive $2.095M WEB# 53636 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430

Legal Two Family In East Hampton. Unusual situation on North Main Street just outside Village of EH. Two legal residences with separate entrances. One with 3 BR's; One with 2 BR's. Big rent producer. Exclusive. David Zazula. $695,000. IN#52971.

Short Sale In Westhampton, Built in 2005 this Ranch home is on a flag lot & offers 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, fpl, EIK, den/ family room, full basement. No Reasonable Offer Will Be Denied. $450,000 Exclusive IN# 31153 Luxury In Westhampton. 3 bedroom, 3 bath Condo minutes from beach. Unit offers many upgrades no longer available. Gourmet kitchen with maple cabinets, FDR, fpl, l sunsets over The Pines. Hurry!! Will Not Last!! $675,000 Exclusive IN# 23631

Renovated Traditional. Southampton. Top quality features, 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, room for pool, .93 acres. Exclusive $1.375M WEB# 12576 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400 Bridgehampton Office 2405 Main St/1936 Montauk Hwy Under A Million Dollars- Close To East Hampton Village. East Hampton. Needs TLC - 3 bedrooms, den, family room, 2.5 baths, pool. Exclusive $950K WEB# 12166 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404

Dunes Beach House At A Great Price. Fixer upper with 4 BR, 2 BA and over 1500 sq. ft. of living space. Access to Amagansett East Association's private ocean beaches is just steps away. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $1,295,000. IN#10974. Sunset Shores Close to Peconic Bay. First offering of this 4 bedroom 2.5 bath home on 1/2 acre in Sunset

Realtor Listings Shores. Living room, EIK, family room with antique exposed beams, 2 car garage, large deck, & out door shower. Exclusive. Patricia Stanis. $749,000. IN# 18571.

Realtor Listings kitchen and baths, beautiful pool and grounds. New Exclusive. $965,000. IN#25127

Barnes Landing. Comfortable 3 BR, 2 BA contemporary on .57 acre. A Wonderful Life. Brand new listing Great floor plan with master bedroom on a quiet NW cul-de-sac with me& bathroom on one side of living ticulously maintained grounds, proroom/ dining area and the two guest tected by a deer fence. 3 bedrooms, rooms and bathroom on the other pool, deck with access to dining area side. Walk to Bay beach. New Excluand living room. New Exclusive. Les- sive. Leslie Hillel. $680,000. lie Hillel. $799,000. IN#21399. IN#29008. Better Than New. Talented builder has renovated and redesigned every square inch of this home on shy half acre in East Hampton. 4 BR, 3.5 BA, living room with fireplace, new

Adorable Beach Bungalow. Walk the dog down to Maidstone Beach or Maidstone Park from this cute 3 bedroom beach bungalow. On large 2/3 acre with room for pool or expansion.

Realtor Listings New Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $729,000. IN#29033. One Acre Building Parcel. A beautiful acre of land ready for the house of your dreams with possible second floor sunset water views of Three Mile Harbor. Near several marinas for you boaters out there. Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith or Leslie Hillel. $690,000. IN#05873. Private Retreat. On huge 1.8 acre property, this sleek modernist home affords total privacy. 4 BR, 3 BA, heated pool, EIK, master suite on main floor, and lush landscaping. New Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. $995,000. IN#30038.

East Quogue New Construction, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths incl master suite w/ jacuzzi,walk in closet, CAC, central vacuum, hard wood floors, ceramic title baths, spacious dining Investment Oppty. Water Mill. room and living area with wood burn- Condo, 2 bedrooms, den, 3.5 baths, ing fpl. $749,000 Exclusive IN# pool, tennis, low cc/rent. Exclusive 27499 $799K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Post Modern, East Quogue, On cul de sac this approx 3,300 sq ft renoBuilder's Own Newly Renovated vated home features custom kitchen Contemporary Beach Cottage. East with granite counters, 4 bedrooms, Hampton. 1 level - 3 bedrooms, 2 3.5 baths, formal dining room w/ fpl, baths, CAC, pool, 3/4 acres LUSH. den, 2 car garage, igp, sprinkler sysExclusive $699K WEB# 46385 tem,more.... $925,000 Exclusive IN# Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 29210 917.439.3404

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday CORCORAN Amagansett Office 140 Main Street Enchanting in East Hampton. Mint 3 bedroom, 2 bath traditional. New pool, hot tub, fireplace. Exclusive $775K WEB# 12151 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 Skylit Saltbox. East Hampton. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, wrap-around decks, .42 acres, room for pool. Exclusive $550K WEB# 17917 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402 2 Acre Hilltop Secret. Amagansett. 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath contemporary, 20x40 pool, close to all. Exclusive $1.195M WEB# 45344 Phyllis Estey 631.267.7431 Recently Fully Renovated. Shinnecock Hills. 5 bedroom, 4 bath, 4,800 sq. ft. contemporary on 1.6 acres, heated pool, room for tennis. 5 minutes to village. This house has it all. Co-Exclusive $1.395M WEB# 43061 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 1.6 Acres with Sunsets. Bridgehampton. 1-story Stucco. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, heated pool, near village. Exclusive $2.5M WEB# 14532 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 Cul-de-sac Traditional. East Hampton. Almost village. 4,800 sq. ft. of Hampton elegance on shy acre. Must see. Exclusive $8.9M WEB# 20812 Arlene Reckson 631.267.7422

Westhampton Beach Office 92 Main Street Prime Location. Westhampton Beach. Hamlet Commercial, 2 adjacent parcels .27+.51 acre, 3 buildings. Exclusive $699K & $950K. WEB# 24224 Kathy Anrig 631.871.1011

Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631-324-6100 Estate Setting With Water Views. 1.6 cleared acres on elegant St. Regis Court, a street that borders Gardiner's Bay and adjoins a large town reserve. In an area of magnificent homes. Exclusive. $1,600,000. IN#05755. East Hampton Village Land. Pretty and spacious shy half acre of land on a flaglot on Sherrill Road in East Hampton Village. Can accomodate house, pool, and garage. Building permits in place. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $1,550,000. IN#04687 Waterfront Land. Gorgeous location on wide water that leads to open Bay. Westward orientation means nightly sunsets. 3/4 acre. Exclusive. $995,000. IN#05546. Amagansett Village. Located South of the highway in Amagansett Village. Sparkling clean and well kept 2 BR cottage just steps to train, Jitney, the Square and the ocean. Perfect getaway in the heart of all the action. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $785,000. IN#33492. Welcoome To East Hampton Village. Perfect spot to have a professional office in East Hampton Village. 3/4 acre property has plenty of room for expansion, pool and pool house. Turn of the Century 4 bedroom house retains many original details. Exclusive. David Zazula. Reduced to $799,000. IN#49771.

Lovely New Traditional. On shy half acre in NW. Living room with fireplace, family room, laundry room, plus 4 BR and 2 BA. Garage, covered porch, full basement, and new pool. Carl Fii sher Tudor. Montauk. 8 bedEast Hampton school district. Excluroom, 5+bath Estate, 3 fireplaces, guest wing, room for pool, 1 acre. Ex- sive. Ann Rasmussen. $889,000. clusive $3.495M WEB# 36752 John IN#44214. Taylor 631.267.7453

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Secluded Hampton Bays Post Modern on wooded 1+ acre, MBR w/ jacuzzi & steam shower, junior master w/ BA, additional 2 BR's & 2 BA's, LR w/ FPl, den w/FP, heated IGP, EIK w/granite counters, teak deck, 20x 40 heated IGP, 2 car garage, CAC & more.... $1,179,000, Exclusive IN# 21576

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Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721

Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721

Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.653-6700

Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.653-6700

Prudential Douglas Elliman Westhampton Beach Office 631.288.6244

Prudential Douglas Elliman East Hampton Office 631.329.9400

Northport $1,640,000 Gorgeous stone home w/ fine details. Cherry/ granite EIK w/ viking appl., Hw flrs, radiant heat, serv. quarters, htd pool, cabana/ guest house. Excl. #2094581

Riverhead $399,000 Pond view condo in gated community w/ open floor plan, 2 BR, 2 B, EIK, DA, LR w/ fpl, basement, garage, vaulted ceilings, skylight. Excl. F#66873

Northport $500,000 Excellent condition, 4 BR, 1.5 B, FDR, LR, EIK, fpl, all appliances, wood floors, patio, OHW, full basement, 2 zones heating, attic, approx. 2700sf. Excl. F#2107888

Hampton Bays $550,000 Well maintained ranch has 3 BR, 2 B, new windows, full finished basement w/ sep. entrance, EIK, sited on .25 acre. Enjoy summer barbeques on deck adjoining the dining room. Excl. F#65419

Hampton Bays $1,700,000 Early 1930's waterfront carriage house with â&#x20AC;&#x153;Resort Waterfront Business Zoningâ&#x20AC;? and wonderful water views. 8 rooms, 3 BR, 2.5 B, living room w/ fpl, 2 car garage. On .95 w/ 75 ft. bulk heading, 4 boat slips and boat launch ramp. Property with so many possibilities. Excl. F#57167 | Web #HO157167

Hampton Bays $480,000 Wood burning stove in living room, inviting dining room, kitchen with breakfast area, 3 bedrooms and 2 baths. 1st fl. Laundry room. Full finished bsmt. Deck, spacious yard, room for pool. Excl. F#65962 | Web#H43362

Westhampton Beach $2,150,000 Located SOH, in the center of WHB, newly built 2- story post modern. master suite. 4 guest BR with own luxury baths , 2 car garage, formal living / dining rooms, family room and fabulous EIK boasting granite counters and prof s/s appliances. Private backyard w/ pool. Excl. F#66930

East Hampton Close to all. Bright, airy contemporary at end of cul-de-sac, on shy acre. 3 BR, 3 B, den /office, spacious interiors, and secluded outdoor areas. Tastefully decorated and just minutes from village, beaches, Jitneys and train.

Hampton Bays $475,000 2 story set on .75 acres w/ pool, 3 BR, new Remsenburg $1,150,000 Captivating kitchen, office, family room, living 5 BR, 3.5 B secluded post modern on room with skylight and dining room. 1.60 acres, includes pool, pool/ guest Hardwood flooring. 2-car garage. East Quogue $2,300,000 ConvenBright and cheerful. Excl. F#66185 | house, tennis court, updated kitchen, East Quogue $399,500 2 BR, 2 B iently located commercial opportufpl and Jacuzzi. Newly finished 1 BR Web#44759 offers detached 2 car garage, enclosed nity, main building offers 1 BR apt. basement apartment with permits for porch & peaceful backyard setting. and 4 BR house. Warehouse is apPrudential Douglas Elliman legal rental. Excl. F#66219 | Web# Just 1/10 of mile to Shinnecock Bay prox. 500 sf. w/ 25 parking spaces. Westhampton Beach Office H45265 beach. Excl F#66705 Excl. F# 349666 631.288.6244 Center Moriches $649,000 Boater's Prudential Douglas Elliman Sagaponack $1,500,000 Vacant 9.2 heaven with an 83 ft. bulkhead on Or- Southampton Township $675,00 InSouthampton Office acres can be 4 acres each or 3 parcels chard Neck Creek Boat ramp is acvestment/ Income property. Mint, on 631.283.4343 of 2.1 acre each with variance. cessible from oversized detached ga- .92 acre, cul-de-sac street. Privacy, F#63540 rage and street. Totally renovated and close to ocean/ Hamptons. Includes 3/ S outhampton Land Opportunity pristine 3 BR, 1.5 B home w/ new 4 BR, 2 B, EIK, LR w/ fpl, dining $550,000 Private, wooded 1.3 acre reHampton Bays $395,000 Great 1 kitchen, high ceilings and wonderful area, den, large deck and low taxes. treat only minutes from Southampton acre rolling property has wonderful open spaces. Deck, Hot tub Includes legal, rental apt w/ private water views and is just 150ft. to Peco- village, ocean, ponds and bays. Web#H73343 entrance, kitchen, living room, BR Room for 5 BR house, pool, cabana nic Bay. Excl. F#67005 and full bath. F#65061 | and generous gardens. Health permit Southampton $599,999 Deep water Web#H28986 in place. #344701. Hamptt on Bays o $589,000 o on North Sea Creek with permits in Two-story traditional on quiet place for a 6x 20 ft. Floating dock East Quogue$979,000 Waterfront Prudential Douglas Elliman cul-de-sac SOH w/ 3BR, 2B, entrance with catwalk. Charming home with private community, 4 BR, 2 B, cusQuogue Office foyer, LR w/fpl, gourmet EIK, htd fabulous open water viewsPriced to 631.653-6700 tom gourmet Viking/Sub-Zero, granpool, granite counter tops, CAC. sell. Excl. F#63022 | Web#H54254 ite kitchen, CAC, fpl, htd free- form Excl. F#59640 Quogue $2,200,000 5 BR, 5.5 B post Jamesport $539,000 Colonial set on gunite pool, outdoor shower, pool .64 acre with 4 BR, 2. 5 B, air condi- side cabana bar w/ sink & fridge, Hampton Bays $400,000 3 BR, 1 B, modern positioned on .75 acres. 2-story with pool with built-in hot steps to private beach, over- sized tioning, family room, fpl, den, bsmt family room, office space, OHW, tub, fpl and basement. Excl. F#64028 and pool. Settle down in comfort! deck, 75 ft. bulkhead, great bay views winter water views, moments from | Web# H52077 Excl. F#66565 | Web#H12407 Co-Excl. F#67024 beach. Excl. F#66866

Quogue $1,150,000 Custom built Post Modern 4 BR, 2.5 B, CAC, fpl, partially finished bsmt w/ backyard entr. 1.1 acre, 20x 40 pool with slide and diving board, sep. wood deck, radiant htd stone floors, open kitchen with granite countertops facing the family room, and the upstairs master bath. Excl. F#50273 Quogue $3,195,000 1.4 acre waterfront lot. Approx. 100 ft. of bulkhead, sep dock, room for 3/ 4 boats, and easy access to the Quogue Canal. Located in village. Includes 5 BR, 3 B, air conditioning, fpl, EIK , dining area, large LR, den/ office, detached 2 car garage and room for pool. Excl. F#54825 Hampton Bays $350,000 Just Reduced! Best unit in Club on the Bay w/ gorgeous pool and deep water boat slips. Slip, with12ft. beam, directly in front of your deck. Wainscotting, hardwood floors, gourmet galley giving charasmatic feel that will please. Excl. F#43442

East Hampton $599,000 Affordable 3 BR, 2 B saltbox w/ pool, fpl, air conditioning & basement. Excl. F#58708. East Hampton $725,000 1 year old, 4 BR, 3 B post modern with 2,800+ sf. living space w/ large den, kitchen, DR, CAC, 2 car garage, basement on over 1/2 quiet cul-de-sac. Excl. F#66047. East Hampton $525,000 3 BR ranch in Clearwater Beach w/ hardwood floors, beautiful landscaping, large deck, and tons of opportunity. Room for a pool. F#66213. East Hamptoo n $535,000 3 BR, 3 B contemporary w/ renovated kitchen, ensuite master, and grand fin bsmt with family room, full bath, and 3 additional rooms. F#62431. East Hampton $799,000 Beautiful village traditional conveniently located to all. Original details throughout this 3 BR home w/ Fir floors and large kitchen. Least expensive village property. F#61807.

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Prudential Douglas Elliman East Hampton Office 631.329.9400

Prudential Douglas Elliman East Hampton Office 631.329.9400

TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Bridgehampton Office o 631-537-3200

East Hampton $3,300,000 Minutes to the LIRR, Jitney and village shops. 3,850 sf. of luxury home that includes formal LR/ DR, spacious den, 1st floor master w/ great bath, his & her walk-ins and fpl, 3 spacious guest suites, finished bsmt with media room, wet bar, gym apace and full bath, 1-car attached garage, gunite pool, CAC.

East Hampton $595,000 Perfect flip located where most homes go for over a 1m, this 3 BR, 1 B ranch w/ room for pool is ready to be renovated. Could be Rental/ investment property. $595,000, Excl. F#66218

Impeccably maintained with space galore. This post and beam design is on a 1/3 acre of lush landscapes, 4 bedrooms with possible fifth with 2 baths. Vaulted great room leaves no detail behind for entertaining or family living. Web#27336. Exclusive $725,000. East Hampton Office 631-329-8080

East Hampton $3,500,000 New construction located on prestigious Bull Path. 6,000+ sf. English Country sited on 2+ acres. Huge entry foyer that opens to double height LR and FDR. Chef's kitchen opens to family room w/ fpl, and screened porch. 5 BR, 7.5 B, 3 fpls, htd gunite pool, 2.5 car garage, CAC. East Hampton New Construction Settlers Landing $1,295,000 Nearing completion this 3000+ sq ft traditional in Northwest. Kitchen is open to extra spacious family room with fpl, large living room also has fpl. 5 BR, 4 full baths, 2 car garage, CAC with room for a pool. East Hampton o $1.1 - $1.45 o New Land Subdivision close to all. Lots range in size 2.67 to 3.0 and can support 4000+sf. homes, tennis and pool. Build your dream home. East Hampton $925,000 Striking contemporary on private acre close to town w/ 3 BR, 4 B, open living plan, stone fpl in LR, fin bsmt with CO, pool with extensive decking, CAC Exceptional value. East Hamp p ton $1,350,000 Recently updated contemporary on private acre w/ magnificent landscaping. Double height LR w/ fpl that opens to a FDR with three walls of glass. New top of t line kitchen , master suite on ground floor with new baths 2 guest rooms, 2.5 baths 1 car garage,pool CAC Co-Exclusive

East Hampton $975,000 Private cul-de-sac contemporary w/ 4 BR, 2.5 B, open 1st floor and EIK. Large 2nd floor master w/ fpl and walk-in closet. Pool surrounded by expansive decking and privacy. Borders reserve and path that leads to private beach. Excl. F#66103

Just listed and won't last. Edge of village 1 story home features living room with fpl, kitchen, 3 bedrooms, full basement, plenty of upside potential. Beautiful and fully cleared .5 acre with room for pool. Expansion possibilities. Walk to all. Web#21311. Exclusive $1,100,000. East Hampton Office 631-329-8080

Bike to Beach. On very private south of the highway 1.51 acres with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room and dining area with vaulted ceilings, sunroom, EIK, hardwood floors, full basement, detached garage /artist studio. Room for pool, pool house and tennis. Web#29830. Exclusive, $549,000. 631-537-3200 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Southold Office o 631-765-0500

Laurel Bay and Pond Views Very close to beautiful sandy bay beach and pond too! Sit on the deck of this 3 bedroom, 1 bath cottage and enjoy the spectacular bay and pondviews. Exclusive. $1,199,000. Web#32483 Southold Office 631-765-0500 TOWN AND COU UNTRY RE Mattituck Office o 631-298-0600 Magnificent Sound Front Home Gracious waterfront home with 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, large kitchen with granite counters, beautiful pool surrounded by brick patio all on 1.9 acres overlooking Long Island Sound. A must see!! $2,150,000. Web#33256. 631-298-0600


East Hampton $895,000 Waterfront land. Own a .62 acre creek front lot with 220 ft. of waterfront Exclusive Lion Head community includes 3 private bay beaches and marina access within 1/4 mile or moor your boat in front of your brand new creek front home. Permits in place very soon. Excl. F#60341 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE East Hampton Office o 631-324-8080

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East Hampton Commercial. The CI building a 2950 sq.ft. Miracle Truss building. There are 4 working bays, a seperate office with bathrooms. Units is heated GHA and airconditioning. There are currently 9 plus parking spaces. A bonus is the residential parcel adjacent to the property. Exclusive. Web#9429. $2,100,000. East Hampton Office 631-329-8080


1188 SCUTTLE HOLE ROAD BRIDGEHAMPTON (Just South of Mitchell Rotary)

4 bedroom home close to East Hampton Village, marinas, and ocean and bay beaches. Enter through the front porch into a perfect home. New kitchen, living room with fpl, and dining room. Lovely landscaped .73 acres surrounds pool. Web#30876. Co-Exclusive $1,200,000. East Hampton Office 631-329-8080

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Hampton Bays: Spacious contemporary with 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms on a lovely cul-de-sac centrally located close to town/ beaches. South of the highway on a shy .5 acre. The perfect home to entertain family and friends with deck overlooking the heated pool or enjoy the finished basement just right for a pool table and bar. Beautifully landscaped for privacy, 2 driveways and 1.5 car garage.Web#16091. $665,000. 631-537-3200

Bay Front Beach Cottage Private 3 season cottage has 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining area and beach front on the Peconic Bay. Web#30376. $749,000. 631-537-3200

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SHINGLED TRADITIONAL, steps to the Village, offers 4 BRs, including first floor master, 2.5 BAs and separate den convertible to a 5th BR. Expansive great room with fireplace and many built-ins. Dining area and eat-in kitchen open to a refreshing screened porch overlooking the rear yard and lovely swimming pool. Attached garage, full basement. IN#50299 EXCLUSIVE $1,795,000.

SOUTH OF HIGHWAY on one acre sits a contemporary home consisting of a two-story living room with fireplace and skylights, den/bedroom, fully equipped kitchen and a dining area, and bath downstairs. Upstairs master bedroom with sitting room, and 3 guest bedrooms with bath. A heated pool completes this package. IN# 51140 EXCLUSIVE AT $2,950,000.

BREATHTAKING VIEW from this one acre of ocean view property in the dunes that borders an eight acre reserve with approved plans for 3100 sq. ft. Postmodern home with a cathedral ceiling great room, fireplace, gourmet kitchen, dining area, four large bedrooms, three baths, pool and garage. IN# 05685 EXCLUSIVE $3,995,000.

CUSTOM 4000 SQ. FT. TRADITIONAL on a private cul-de-sac, offers 5 generous bedrooms including 2 masters, 3.5 baths, country kitchen, finished basement, great room w/fireplace, skylight and landscaped for privacy with pool/hot tub, grand terraced patio situated on 1 acre overlooking a preserve. IN# 25877 $1,650,000.

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Cave Island BBQ I get such a kick listening to men discuss and debate how to barbecue – charcoal, propane or wood, controlling hot spots, “seasoning” the grill, the best barbecue tools to use, how women just never get grilling right. Listening to the secret barbecue sauce recipes alone is hysterical. “And I add a pinch of gun powder, gives a real smokin’ chokin’ flavor and just a pinch won’t hurt nobody.” Scientists now agree that our ancient ancestors probably had the same level of intelligence and problem solving ability that we have now, they just didn’t have the same technology. I don’t think there’s much difference between the early man on Shelter Island and the modern Shelter Island man today. Mugette: “Bumba, are we still going to Umba’s for dinner?” Bumba: “Yup, Jumba. Umba’s got a new stone pit we have to break in.” Mugette: “Well, whatever you’re hunting today, try to kill something casual for me to wear, I can’t wear this doeskin again.”

Bumba: “What’s wrong with it? I just killed that for you last moon.” Mugette: “Right, last moon, and I’ve worn it to at least seven group dinners, I can only accessorize a skin so many times honey, then I just need something new.” Bumba: “Fine, I’ll see what runs by.” Mugette: “And stop by the beach and pick me up a bag of scallop shells, try to match the pattern’s a little better this time.” Bumba: “Your brother brought you two bags of clam shells already, what’s wrong with them?” Mugette: “Please, he only gave them to me because his mate rejected them. Nobody wears clam now. And she only wears conchs, be happy that I am not asking for conchs.”

Later that night around the new stone pit at the Umba place: Jumba: “I been marinating this baby boar in dill and brine for three days, this meat’s gonna fall off the bone.” Bumba: “Only three days? I always do a dry rub of rosemary and corn pollen on my pig or deer, and then I wrap it in seaweed, then long grass and sink it in the brine for five days. Best marinade ever.” Logbog: “Only five days? I stuff mine with onion grass and dill, rub honey all over the meat, then a seaweed wrap, tie it in a bag and bury it for seven days. I stopped using brine marinade, the sodium in the meat is off the chart, man. A Cro-Magnon reaches our age, he’s gotta take care of himself. Any time you get over 30 seasons is a gift, you know. You get older and slower, takes longer to recover from being gored, the aches and pains get worse and we have to wait another 30 or 40,000 years before the Egyptians show up and invent beer. Meanwhile, all we got for pain relief is nutmeg and the priests have locked that up for religious ceremonies. It’s hard out here for a caveman.” Mugette: “Is that meat ready you guys? We got hungry kids here!” Bumba: “It’s coming. You can’t rush this, Mugette.” Mugette: “Fine, Loofa and I are taking a few skins and the kids down to Foofi’s and getting some McSquirrelettes.” Bumba: “You’re not spending my skins at Foofi’s, this meat will be ready soon enough.” Muggette: “Okay, you come in this car and entertain six hungry kids.” I’m tellin’ ya, Island men haven’t changed in thousands of years.

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