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6DWǧ30 E$FFDERQDF5Gǧ AIA award winning %DXKDXV Style East Hampton modernist home built originally in 1971 designed by Henri Gueron has been lovingly restored keeping the original integrity intact. Light-ďŹ lled in a private setting down a long drive off the Rd. this 3 bedroom home has a main oor master, a newly installed Valcucine Italian kitchen with Miele appliances and a double height ceiling living room with a wall of glass doors. Central air, central vac and heated pool. Outdoor shower & detached studio with special roof deck. It has been featured The Great Houses book by McGraw Hill. Excl. F#69907 | Web#H31417.


6XQǧ$0$0 6KHUZRRG/DQHǧ Beautiful custom home built in 2005 with shingles and white trim located in the private beach community of Clearwater Beach. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, great room with ďŹ replace. Excl. F#69855 | Web#H30512.





Wonderful 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath contemporary with 2-car garage. The house has an open oor plan and amazing pool with 3,000sf. of decking. Sitting on 1 acre, the house is part of a private bay front community called Land Fall. Excl. F#67563 | Web#H32718.

Beautiful 3,200sf. home with hardwood oors throughout, eat-in kitchen with granite countertops and stainless steel appliances. Excl. F#69851 | Web#H30379. Dir: 3 Mile Harbor Hog Creek Rd, turn right on Harbor Blvd, left on Lincoln.





Lovely 5 bedroom, 3 bath home on a maturely landscaped and private acre. Perfect for entertaining the home has a large eat-in kitchen, formal dining room, large den and a separate study/living room on the ďŹ rst oor. Upstairs are 4 of the 5 bedrooms including a private master. The beauty of this block coupled with the homes traditional charm make this a must see. Close to Bay. F#72240 | Web# H26458.


6DWǧ30 &RSHFHV/DQHǧ Sensational new price. On almost 4 acres with 4 bedroom, 2 bath chalet with mesmerizing light-ďŹ lled water views and rolling terrain, across the street from Halsey Marina in beautiful 3Mile Harbor. Dir: Mtk Hwy to N.Main St, bear left at 3Mile Harbor sign. 1 mi. to Copeces. Excl. F#68334 | Web#H14429.


Charming, sunny, turn-key cottage located in the Village. Walled garden, perennials and specimen trees. Close to everything the Village has to offer. Move-in ready. Many custom details. Excl. F#72447 | Web#H40036.


EASTQUOGUE 6DWǧ$030 $HULH:D\ǧ Eagles walk now selling to 55 years young. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, 1500 sq.ft. condo, bright and airy, great woods view, gas ďŹ replace, balcony off second bedroom, attic space, central air, handicapped lift chair, 1 car garage. Heated pool and clubhouse. Dir: Montauk Hwy to Southampton Pines. Turn into Southampton Pines, make quick left into Eagles Walk. F#73648 | Web#H28631.





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Canal front on .67 of an acre offers 100ft exposure wide ranchstyle home with breezeway & 1-car garage. Plenty of room for expansion. Great waterviews. F#72276 | Web#H27863. Dir: Ponquogue Ave to Shinnecock Rd, left on Gardiners Ln.

Panoramic view offers 68 residences, ranging in size from 1,200 to 6,500sf., on 10 oceanfront acres with 1,000ft. of beachfront, concierge service, beach and pool attendants, on-site housekeeping. Co-Excl. F#67395 | Web#H20840.



6XQǧ$030 6WDUERDUG5RDGǧ Exquisite 17 room post modern home situated on private cul-de-sac features open oor plan, grand foyer, livingroom w/stone ďŹ replace, dining room w/ skylights, gourmet EIK w/granite counters/custom cabinetry. Grand mastersuite w/his&hers walk in closets, luxurious marble bath w/skylight & Jacuzzi, radiant heated oor. F#73130 | Web#H36570.


SAGHARBOR 6DWǧ$030 3LQH5RDGǧ Renovated with 2 bedrooms, sleeping loft, 1 bath, open double-height living room and kitchen. Private backyard, double lot allowing for pool or expansion. Excl. F#73054 | Web#H35277. Dir: Noyac Rd to Pine Neck Ave to Pine St.




/X[XU\ :DWHUYLHZ 7RZQKRXVHV. Get away from it all, but be close to everything you desire. Sound like a dream? Welcome to Canoe Place Landing, your East End oasis. Situated on 4.5 acres with breath-taking panoramic views of Shinnecock Bay, at Canoe Place Landing, you have the best of all worlds. Just minutes from the Atlantic Ocean. F#70384 | Web#H44425. Dir: Mtk Hwy to Canoe Place Rd.

:$7(5)5217 with incomparable views! Just over the bridge from the Village in the exclusive community of Bay Haven. Open oor plan, elegantly designed to accentuate the open water views, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths. Mooring rights and community tennis. F#72806 | Web#H18728.


6DWǧ30 %1RUWK5RDGǧ Minutes from Southampton, this 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath home offers wood oors, cathedral ceilings in dining room and living room, family room with sliders off to pool, 2 ďŹ replaces, as well as a 2 car garage all on .82 acres. F#72002 | Web#H54914.


6DWǧ30 /\QQ$YHQXHǧ Lots of light and air in this great ranch with open living room with sky lights, ďŹ replace and sliding doors that lead to a great back yard and patio. Formal dining room and an EIK. Hardwood oors. A master with bath, 2 additional bedrooms, bath and ďŹ nished basement completes the package. F#70666 | Web#H40722. Dir: Mtk Hwy to Ponquogue Ave, left on Argonne East, right on Lynn.


6DWǧ$030 )UDQFLV3ODFHǧ 4 bedroom, 1.5 bath home on .25 acre, south of the highway, cul-de-sac. Features all new carpeting, new kitchen, updated baths, 1-car garage, large family room and full basement. F#73532 | Web#H11384.


6DWǧ30 *UDKDP5RDGǧ Solid 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch south of the highway, minutes to beaches. Offering full basement, garage and plenty of room to play on park-like .3 acre. Brick ďŹ replace and large kitchen are ideal for gatherings. F#72743 | Web#H16363. Dir: Springville or Ponquogue to Argonne W. Rd, south on Graham.



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Deer Talker When this Man Issues Instructions, the Deer Listen By Dan Rattiner Dan Rattiner is on vacation. As we are in hard economic times, this week we have sold the space for Dan’s lead story to Dr. David Deere, owner of Dr. Deere’s Deer Training Service. It is paid programming.

or unattractive. You can build an eight-foot tall fence around your property. Don’t kid yourself. Deer are high jumpers. A four-foot fence won’t do. Neither will a six-foot fence. Only a fence so high that your friends and neighbors talk about you

Are you angry that wild deer are eating all the expensive landscaping, gardens and flower beds that surround your country home? Until now, there have been only five ways to solve this problem, all of which are either unsatisfactory, unsightly, unenvironmental

Only a fence so high that your friends talk about you behind your back can solve the problem.

Dan Rattiner’s second memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS TOO: Further Encounters with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, is now available in hardcover wherever books are sold. The first memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS, published by Random House, is now available in paperback. Two readings of IN THE HAMPTONS TOO by the author will take place this weekend: Saturday, August 21 at the entrance to Southampton Bath & Tennis Club on Gin Lane in Southampton at 11:00 a.m. The second is at 6 p.m. on Sunday, August 22 at Books & Books on Main Street in Westhampton Beach.

behind your back can solve the problem. It can also solve the “problem” of your beautiful view of the water. Deer walk the beach, just as many other creatures do. You will have to secret yourself entirely with this fence and lock yourself in. This is not a satisfactory solution. Another unsatisfactory solution is to shoot the deer with high-powered rifles. This can be extremely dangerous if not done right, and it can be extremely expensive to hire a professional hunter to come in and do it if you do not want to do it yourself. There is the additional awkwardness in the fact that the hunter will have to lurk about on your property for weeks at a time waiting to get his shot. There are also problems with the local villages and towns

involved in harboring an armed individual in this way. And there may be laws against firing guns in your area. A third option is to frighten the deer. There are many companies that offer services where motion detectors monitor the property and make either great whooping noises or sounds that only dogs and other animals can hear when deer approach. They do scare off the deer. But the problem of course is that you might come home to find your dogs and cats gone too. One person we know even reported having his African red-legged tortoise run off from this noise. The fourth option you can do yourself with items purchased at your local hardware or drug store, but it is pretty disgusting. Castrating male deer can be done with a paper bag, knife and scissors along with a lasso and clothesline rope to hold the beast still and most hardware store clerks are familiar enough with this procedure to be able to describe to you how to do it. For the females, they can sell you a blowgun and dart set. You might have to go to a drug store to get a bottle of deer sterilizer, but some hardware stores have them right on the shelf. Finally, there is the idea of “going naked.” Certain magazines have done center spreads (continued on page 20)


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After a two-week vacation, Vice President Joe Biden and wife Jill left the Hamptons with a bang when Air Force Two’s backwash lifted and damaged a small Piper Club parked nearby at Gabreski Airport. * * * Literary lions roared at Authors Night at the East Hampton Library last weekend. In attendance were Hamptons residents Alec Baldwin, Candace Bushnell, Bryan Batt and more than 100 authors. * * * Tom Colicchio and Eric Ripert, judges on Bravo’s “Top Chef,” participated in this year’s Great Chefs Dinner benefiting the Hayground School’s Jeff’s Kitchen and the Jeff Salaway Scholarship Fund. * * * Anne Hearst and Jay McInerney hosted the Midsummer Garden Fete benefiting the Princess Grace Foundation at their Hamptons home last weekend. Guests included Monaco’s Prince Albert and fiancée Charlene Wittstock. * * * Celebs galore attended pharmaceutical billionaire Stewart Rahr’s party in Wainscott last weekend, including Donald Trump, Christie Brinkley, David Koch, Veronica Webb, David Foster, LL Cool J, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner. Lionel Richie performed. * * * Jessica Capshaw, star of “Grey’s Anatomy” and stepdaughter of Steven Spielberg, is spending the summer at Spielberg’s East Hampton home. Among her favorite East End activities are walking into town for coffee and lounging by the pool. * * * Speaking of coffee, former New York Met Keith Hernandez picked up some at Java Nation in Sag Harbor last week. * * * East Hampton Studios recently brought a little bit of Hollywood to the Hamptons by holding a five-day AT&T commercial shoot with singer Thalia, and a photo shoot with super-chef Bobby Flay. * * * Water Mill realtor Daniel Lembo, 63, will appear on the next season of “Survivor.” * * * Hamptons resident Calvin Klein recently bought a late-1970s Polaroid for $3,000 at photographer Christopher Makos’ exhibition at Clic Gallery in East Hampton. * * * “30 Rock” starlet Katrina Bowden and her boyfriend enjoyed a romantic dinner at Southampton’s 75 Main. * * * “Real Housewives of New York City” star Ramona Singer hung out with Nathan


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about this option, suggesting there might be something chic about not having any plantings whatsoever on your property—no muss, no fuss, no bother—but anyone with a sense of fashion and beauty knows that this is not acceptable. It is CERTAINLY not acceptable if you are someone who holds frequent parties or has weekend houseguests. Now, however, there is an easy and joyful solution to the deer problem. Meet Dr. David Deere, an ornithologist, environmentalist and anthropologist with degrees from three different and respected institutions in the greater London area of England. He’s 31 years old and for many years has employed his magical gifts in freeing the people of Kent and Devonshire from the problem of deer munching and trespassing in a respectful and environmentally friendly way. Now he has come to America— this first summer to the Hamptons—to offer his gifts to the public. In short, Dr. Deere talks to the deer. During his training in botany and particularly in anthropology, Dr. Deere discovered he had the ability to communicate with these creatures. He is probably the only person on the planet that has learned how to do this. “I found that certain snorts, squeaks and pants meant something to the deer,” he said in a recent interview. “I listened carefully. I took notes. It took a few months—deer have very small brains for animals of this size and they have a very small vocabulary—but I learned their language.” Dr. Deere then learned that the deer were so

startled to find a human they could talk to that they abandoned their natural instinct for flight and came over to hear what he had to say. “Basically, I tell them ‘don’t eat the flowers,’” he said. “I tell them this over and over. I produce flowers. And if they come over to them to sniff them I say no-no. Then if they proceed to eat them anyway, I tap them on the snout. After awhile, they begin to get the message.” Dr. Deere in this way has also learned to get deer to come, sit—well, lie down—roll over (you really have to see this) and “give me your hoof” on command. He’s even learned one sound to make, a hissing sound, that will alarm them enough to make them run away and never come back. He is astonishingly effective at what he does. You can make an appointment to meet with Dr. Deere or one of his associates. Just call 987654-3210 and a trained deer receptionist will explain where Dr. Deere’s Deer Training Service is here in Southampton, what times he has available and what the initial evaluation fee will be. At your appointment, you will spend three hours with Dr. Deere. (This is his given name. It is just coincidental he is in the business with a creature that goes by the same name.) You will enjoy the harpsichord music, the babbling brook, the aroma therapy and the special tea that Dr. Deere imports from New Guinea to share with you as he talks with you about your background, whether you have any physical or mental problems, the size of your property and your emotional and financial condition. He will

also bring in one of the many deer he has on the premises to meet with you. You will also notice that around his clinic office there are flowers and gardens everywhere. But then there are the deer too. How does he do it? He will explain it to you. And then, on command, one of his deer will explain it to you too. Between them, they will tell you how the six-week, seven-step program that he will institute on your property will rid your landscaping of deer forever (with weekly visits from Dr. Deere to refresh and sharpen up those little forgetful deer brains). You will live in harmony with the deer, with a free conscience, a smile on your face and with gardens filled with flowers and friends. Hold your head up high. Dr. Deere only does business with the best people. If he finds you acceptable, he will also accept your credit cards, jewelry and even your medical insurance plans. Call Dr. Deere. That number again is 987-654-3210. Pick up the phone today. Don’t let another day go by with the horror of deer out on your property eating up the landscaping. That number again is 987654-3210. Read what people have to say about Dr. Deere and his Deer Training Service. “I had deer everywhere. Then came Dr. Deere. It was a miracle. Now I don’t have any deer on my property.” —J. C. Charleston, South Carolina. “When we originally came to (name removed for privacy purposes), we built these vast and beautiful gardens on our property. Then, in a (continued on page 38)

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Frappucino Starbucks, Chocolate, a Shirt, a Tahoe, the Airport Turnoff By Dan Rattiner So I drove into the lot, parked near to the walkway that leads to the East Hampton Starbucks and went in to order a Grande Java Chip Frappuccino. It did not go well, and I am here to complain about it, not only to the general public, but to Howard Schultz, the founder and Chief Executive Officer of Starbucks, who has a house out here. I have nothing against the employees. It is against the provider of the barrels of chocolate chips that are being put into the Grande Java

Chip Frappuccino. I shall explain. For many years, Starbucks made its fortune by presenting itself as an old fashioned European coffee house. Last year, however, it successfully added another model. It now is not only an old fashioned European coffee house; it is also an old fashioned American malt shop. They did it the Starbucks way, by making up very imaginative and delicious drinks that appear to contain ice cream but do not. Here is what is in a Grande Java Chip Frappuccino. It consists of a clear plastic cup with a clear

plastic dome on top with a circular hole in it where you put the straw. Inside there is a whipped up combination of coffee, milk, chocolate syrup, ice and these small chocolate chips—small enough to fit through the straw— and on top of the drink whipped cream and a drizzle of chocolate syrup. When you slip the oversized plastic straw into the dome, through the whipped cream, chocolate syrup drizzle, and down into the drink, your challenge is to (continued on page 32)

MCGINTEE, NEVER CHARGED, HIRED A LAWYER By Dan Rattiner Bill McGintee, who was Town Supervisor of East Hampton from 2004 to 2009, is now suing the town to make them pay for the lawyers he had to hire to defend himself from charges that he expected would be leveled against him in court because he nearly bankrupted the town through mismanagement. Had he been charged with a crime and acquitted, you might make a case for that. On

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Off to Portugal: The Conclusion This story first appeared in Dan’s Papers On August 16, 1991. This story is continued from last week’s edition in which 54 entries vie to launch their “vehicles” from the base of the Montauk Light House out to sea, as far east as possible, toward Portugal. By Dan Rattiner Entries that followed came from North Massapequa, Centerport, the Bronx, Manhattan, Brooklyn, Connecticut, Huntington Station, Silver Springs, Maryland, upstate New York, East Setauket and so forth and were as varied as you could imagine. Frankly, I had thought we would have a combination of little amateur store bought things, rubber band gliders with kids and so forth, and we would have a group of intelligent entries from high tech graduate schools and design students. I had thought the entries from this latter grouping would be so well designed that they would go three or even four miles, dumbfounding everyone with their brilliance. But I was wrong. What we got instead were a very imaginative group of entries, all colorfully done, that didn’t work very well. Only 11 of the

50 entries actually reached the sea. All the others either landed on the lawn, in the bushes, or down the cliff and onto the rocks, where they were retrieved by a volunteer cadre of surfers stationed there, brought in by Lars Svanberg of the Main Street Surf Shop in Wainscott. We had one entry that was a tennis ball with a parachute wrapped around it that was just THROWN over the edge. We had several Olympic level bolo throwers who tossed homemade bowling pin kinds of things far out into the sea. We had modified Frisbees, hula hoops and spears, we had rubber band-driven gliders that read PORTUGAL OR BUST on the side and we had giant kite-like objects that were hand launched. I gave them all the same treatment. Five min-

utes, a description of their entries and how the colors they wore were of course the official colors of Guilford, Connecticut or wherever else they were from, followed by the invitation to walk around on the course. One man spent his three minutes in the lotus position, meditating. Another did arm and back exercises. Most just trotted happily around carrying whatever they had brought with them, sniffing round, trying to figure out what would be the best spot from which to throw. Practically everybody who threw something raised their arms in triumph afterwards and trotted around to the applause and cheers of the crowd. Some of these entrants did this even after their entry only went eight feet. A few of the entrants, however, were dead serious. They had absolutely convinced themselves they were going to win and they apparently already imagined themselves touring around. When their launches went awry, they just stood there and looked as if they would cry. One young man of about 25 threw a homemade (continued on page 40)


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The Artists; Lori Singer, Stu Sleppin; The Writers. Below, artist dives for home plate.

2nd from left- Josh Charles, Greg Bello, Alec Baldwin; Bert Sugar, Julliette Papa; Artists protest Writers as Dan, Supreme Cout Judge Lowe sort it out

Artists 15, Writers 14 Not Since the ‘95 Texas A&M Bowl Game has this Happened By Dan Rattiner An hour before this year’s Artists-Writers Softball game in East Hampton, I turned on the TV up at my home on Three Mile Harbor Road just out of curiosity to see what was going on. Perhaps there would be something I would like to record before I went to the game. I was umpiring after all. On the screen when my TV came on was an oldie—the most exciting college football game played in 1995. It was on ESPN and was being shown because the football fans and players for Texas A & M were going wild. The biggest upset of the year was taking place. And it was some kind of Bowl Game. I became riveted to this game. It is a rare thing that you see this sort of behavior. And for awhile there I thought—I have to see how this finally ends. It might make me late for the game. But so what? I was the umpire after all. They would wait. I mention this not because I was late for the game because as it turned out I was not, but because what I watched from my perch behind the pitcher on the pitcher’s mound closely matched what I had just seen on TV earlier that day. “The Game” as the Artists-Writers is known, is

now in its 62nd year. It is played once every year, usually in August, on a sandlot softball field in a park behind Waldbaum’s Market in East Hampton. During the 63-year history of this game, we have had contests that remained close to the end because of the relative incompetence of the players. They are artists and writers after all and in no way could be called professionals. There have been booted ground balls that ended a close game, dropped pop ups, unexpected strikeouts. I have played in or umpired this game since 1968. And I have never before seen a game like this one in 2010 though—the lead changed hands three times, it was tied up four times, and both teams elevated their game to superhuman levels. The superhuman behavior began in the top of the first. After a rally by the artists led to a run scored by painter Eric Ernst, John Longmire hit an unstoppable line drive between short and third. It should have scored more runs. But The Daily News sportswriter Mike Lupica at third base seemed to fly off into the air even before the ball was hit in his direction. He was sideways, five feet off the ground when he reached out

toward second base and caught this drive in the center of his mitt to snuff out the rally. Then, the inning over, he fell into the dust. And he lay there. And after awhile he rose and trotted off the field. “He got up! He got up!” Bert Sugar, the wellknown boxing commentator announced excitedly over the microphone from his view behind the batting cage. Further unreal defensive plays and catches followed. There were dives in the outfield where players amazingly came up with the ball. And there were more dives in the infield. David Baer, the young rookie at Third for the Writers, made two of them. For the Artists, Josh Charles, the actor currently starring in “The Good Wife,” made several amazing catches in left field and fired several rifle shots to home plate to catch runners. When one he didn’t catch led to writer Benito Vilas sliding head first into home to score a run—Vilas’ dive sent so much dust billowing into the play that it became difficult to see him. But it just seemed business as usual. (continued on page 36)

WHO SHOULD A LIBRARY BE FOR, ANYWAY? By Dan Rattiner When I first came to the Hamptons in the 1950s as a teenager, I spent dozens of hours in the East Hampton Free Library as it was known then, studying the history of this remarkable place. At that time, and still today, this library has probably the largest collection of historical documents on Eastern Long Island. It had been collected by a remarkably obsessive historian named Morton Pennypacker (1872-1956). It con-

sisted of over 20,000 documents. In subsequent years others added to the collection. You sit in comfortable club chairs in a cool reading room adjacent to the collection, and the librarian in charge of the historical collection brings you what you need. Here I learned of the summer White House in East Hampton, of George Washington’s order to build the Montauk Lighthouse, of Teddy Roosevelt and the Roughriders landing at Montauk and of

Commodore Cornelius Vanderbilt hitting a golf ball to introduce that game to America at this country’s first golf course in Southampton in 1891. The library was a cool, quiet retreat to learn all this back in the 1950s. There was no air conditioning in those days. I loved the place. Unfortunately, as I learned one day in the 1980s, the library was not really meant for me. (continued on next page)

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voted to remove the word “Free” from its The Board of Directors of the place suddenname—just to make things very clear. It has ly announced that the library would only be never been brought back, which seems a free for the residents of the small six-mile shame. “Free” unless you are overdue, is square area known as East Hampton really what libraries are all about. Village. Now it would cost $35—quite a sum In 1999, much of the Old Guard had in those days—to get a library card if you passed on. New board members were asked were not from the Village. to join. And because the library was expand“The library has always been free for ing—it expanded in 1980 and again in 1995, everyone in the town,” I told the blue-haired paid for entirely with private funds—the lady at the counter. Board brought in men and women with Big “It’s really meant for Village residents,” Bucks. Unfortunately, the Big Bucks no she said. “That’s what the library board has longer were in alignment with the Old voted. Outsiders have to pay.” EH Library aerial, with the new addition highlighted in red. Guard, either in their opinions or in their I lived in Springs. This was part of East place of residence. The ban on free access for Hampton Town. All of the East Hampton artists This made no sense to me. As a result of this decision by the Board of other residents outside of the Village was community lived there. The Bonackers, the East Hampton locals going back to 1648 lived there. Directors of the library, the library subsequently removed in 1999. It is once again “free,” although the word was never brought back. For the last half of the past decade, the library has felt the need to expand again. It is not moving with the times. In an age of Twitter, Facebook, Youtube and other such developments, libraries around the country have refused to die, instead finding new ways to contribute to their communities. They have come to provide lectures, meetings, readings, children’s rooms and young adult facilities. The books, after all, are about providing ideas, learning and entertainment. Bring people in. Sit them down in the cool places. You will make readers out of them. Now, what would you say if a private group of wealthy people offered to do this, at their own expense, in what is arguably the most beautiful town in America, to benefit all the residents of Shop At Home the community? The present library, they will Service note, is more than 20,000 square feet. They can do this by adding an addition of just 6,802 square Reuse Your Existing Frame. Any Style. Any Condition. feet. One part will be a big meeting room, which Customize the Comfort, Style and Most importantly...the Fabric! the library does not have at the present time. The other part will be a children’s room. No TV. Just toys, books, a teacher and perhaps from time to time someone to read to them. In every commuWe can custom design your nity on Long Island, these additions have been Tailored and sewn window treatments to recently added to libraries including Montauk, like a suit or a complement your room design Amagansett, Hampton Bays, Westhampton and furniture. wedding gown. Beach, Riverhead and, most notably, in Featuring: Southampton. The East Hampton (Free) Library Looks Like lacks these new facilities. We will pay, the Big Upholstery! Custom Draperies • Cornices Bucks say, to have them brought to you. Is there Valances • Custom Bedding any answer but Yes to this? The outrage of some citizens at this idea has been so violent that it has split the town. The Have your furniture library first proposed this expansion in 2003. So restored with far, there have been four votes by an eager craftsmanship from Library Board with the Big Bucks to make this a bygone era. modest improvement. (Look at the air view of the model of the library to see the improvement. It is Custom style, size, marked.) And there have been four refusals by comfort and fabric. the Village Zoning Appeals Board to allow this Sofas, loveseats, chairs, expansion to take place—after at least 35 meetottomans and sectionals. ings open to the public, at least 10 elaborate studies and after seven years of trying. The resiSpeak To An Owner dents of East Hampton Village, who also have children, seem determined to cut off their noses to spite their faces. Is there something to this? Before I answer Showroom Hrs: Mon.-Sat. 9 - 6 this question, I’d like to address the level of ran150 Keyland Ct. Serving cor that this matter has brought upon this comBohemia, NY Manhattan munity. Those opposing the library expansion 631-563-6565 to Montauk say it will cause taxes to go through the roof.

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Those in favor of the library say those opposed are a bunch of bigots, not wishing to allow the poorer immigrant residents, mostly in Springs, to bring their great unwashed children to the premises. (Nobody’s taxes are involved in this. The bluehaired ladies are not against the immigrants, they hope to keep out ALL outsiders, even white newspaper publishers.) Those opposing the expansion say there will be a big strain on the cesspools. And traffic will be impossible. Those in favor of the expansion reply that the Board of Health has approved the cesspools and that the New York State Transportation Commission—these are state roads—has said this little expansion will have almost no new impact. Plus there will be parking

for 42 cars—with a loss of only 17% of the lawn. Do those wishing to deny this expansion have a case? It is interesting to see how, over the years, the Village of Southampton has dealt with this problem of wanting to keep the community small and as it was in the face of current demands. Southampton’s library on Jobs Lane was old, small and out of date. They built an absolutely gorgeous new one 10 times its size, still downtown, but on the grounds of what was once a large estate. They needed a new and larger Post Office. They found space on North Sea Road just up the street and built a beautiful new facility there. (Admittedly they are still getting the kinks out.) They needed a new Village Hall. They are working on finding a spot for a larger, newer


one. They needed a larger Parrish Art Museum. They abandoned the old summer art museum on Jobs Lane and are breaking ground on one 10 times its size a mile out of town. In other words, Southampton has spread its wings. (You know, the most beautiful city in the world, Paris, didn’t start out big. It started out as a village. Then big minds led its expansion. Tiny is not always better than big, even THAT big, no matter what anybody thinks.) East Hampton Village on the other hand, wants to stay tiny. It can’t of course. Five lanes of traffic thunder by. The parking is horrendous. But they can try. And that is one way to deal with it. It could also be one way of ruining it. The result, it seems to me, is that things either get splintered apart or go underground. The Village Hall holds half its meetings in an old house on Main Street and the other half on the second floor of the firehouse a half mile away on Cedar Street. Guild Hall went through an expansion, but at the insistence of the village, this expansion could not change a single brick on the outside of the building. The cost of the expansion tripled—they actually had to build an underground coffer dam to keep out the ground water—but Guild Hall found the money from among its benefactors. They expanded by going down, underground. The library is also proposing to drill down. Half the library expansion, (not yet approved) is underground. Then there was the Post Office’s need to expand. The Post Office offered to build a large facility with a big parking lot in the shopping area on North Main Street. It was denied. They made it expand where it was. And so, now, since it had to do so, it looks like something on steroids, and its almost impossible to park there. What East Hampton Village is doing reminds me very much of what Walt Disney did at the Magic Kingdom. Tens of thousands of people walk up and down the Main Street of that place. Meanwhile, you can go down a manhole and enter an entire underground city that supports the magic above. It’s one way to do it. The logical expansion for East Hampton Village would be to expand up North Main Street, over to Race Lane past the railroad station and down Pantigo toward Town Hall. It could have spread its wings. It still can. But nobody seems to want to do it. The results are solutions that do not deal with problems. And that’s that. The outcome of all this remains in doubt. Last Saturday, after its latest defeat at the hands of the Zoning Board, the Library put together a town wide referendum, which resulted in a landslide victory for those favoring the expansion. Those for it in the VILLAGE of East Hampton were in favor of it by a margin of three to one. The residents of Wainscott were in favor of it by a margin of five to one. And Springs residents were in favor of it by a margin of 10 to one. The library is also about to file a law suit against the Zoning Board. The director of the library, Dennis Fabiszak has now sent a letter to the Town Board asking that the Zoning Board be overridden before the lawsuit proceeds. If not, whether they can expand or not will be decided in a courtroom.

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Who’s Here By Judy S. Klinghoffer Jorn Weisbrodt, Managing and Creative Director of the Watermill Center, is not spending the last weeks of summer lazing on the beach and eating strawberries. On August 28, Weisbrodt will see the culmination of months of preparation in the Watermill Center’s third annual end of summer concert, The Last Song of Summer. That’s only a part of what Weisbrodt does and what he has accomplished. Born and raised in Hamburg, Germany, Weisbrodt went to Berlin to study opera directing, a discipline that requires fluency in many languages, and enough fortitude to wrestle divas and set directors to the ground when necessary. For five years he was an Artistic Director at the Berlin State Opera, and in the late ‘90s, contacted Robert Wilson, the avant-garde stage director. Wilson is perhaps best known for his collaborative works, notably with Philip Glass on Einstein on the Beach. Weisbrodthad long admired Wilson and his manner of embracing every aspect of a production, even down to the props. Texas native Wilson responded to Weisbrodt’s letter and in a relatively short period of time, Weisbrodt became Wilson’s personal assistant. It was a natural extension of Weisbrodt’s association with Wilson to become involved with the Watermill Center, a creative arena for artists. “It’s the 21st Century version of a Soho studio loft,” said Weisbrodt, referring to the sense of freedom the Watermill Center offers in its many residential programs which run year round. “It’s not a museum. There are no security systems keeping you from the art.” Artists apply to the Watermill Center to “work to their highest standards.” It is “a pool of incredible talent.” Along with Sherry Dobbins, Director of Program and Operations, Weisbrodt is kept busy not only with the residential programs of visiting artists, but also opening the Watermill Center and all it offers to the community. With input from “an amazing community board,” there have been programs for Ross School students, inviting them into the Center to examine photographs, ceramics, sculptures, and then write a story about the objects that resonate with them. Originally a full-time city dweller, Weisbrodt is thrilled to have a second home in Montauk. “I love it here! The Hamptons are blessed with beautiful beaches…the light is incredible, and it’s close to the city.” Right now, “The Last Song of Summer,” the Watermill Center’s end-of-summer event, is first and foremost on Weisbrodt’s mind. Guests can, in his enthusiastic words, “sit on the South Lawn on a picnic blanket and sip wine and

Jorn Weisbrodt, Creative Director enjoy.” Those picnic blankets are, of course, specially designed, and there will be goodies and gifties packed into a picnic bag for those attending. Performing will be singer/songwriter, Rufus Wainwright, whose work has ranged from contributions to numerous film scores to performances at Carnegie Hall and the London Palladium of the entire Judy Garland album recorded at her 1961 Carnegie Hall appearance. Elton John has called Wainwright “the greatest songwriter on the planet,” and there are many happy to agree. Wainwright has collaborated with a range of artists such as Sting, Burt Bacharach, David Byrne and the Pet Shop Boys. Even when he’s performing a song he hasn’t penned, such as Jeff Buckley’s “Hallelujah,” Wainwright puts his own stamp on the music with a tenor that is both angelic and gritty. Wainwright will be joined by Kylie Minogue, the Australian pop singer whose dance anthem, “Can’t Get You Out of My Head,” hit number oneon the charts in no less than 40 countries. 40 countries. That means if you were ship-

wrecked on a desert island with a group of people and none of you spoke the same language, you could all bond over “la, la, la.” Weisbrodt assures me that Wainwright and Minogue will duet on the tune at the event. Weisbrodt shares how he and Wainwright contacted Minogue about participating in the event. “He admired her voice,” he said. The pair attended Minogue’s Town Hall concert with mutual friend Alan Cummings and went backstage to meet the singer and her parents, who were also attending that evening. Wainwright immediately wanted to invite her to the Last Song of Summer. “He emailed her, a few days later, she emailed back, and it was done.” Weisbrodt is also incredibly excited about the young singer who will be opening the concert, KrystleWarren, a completely original artist with a voice that sounds effortless, expressive and fills your ears like honey. “Watermill is all about emerging talent,” Weisbrodt says, clearly pleased to have Warren on the bill. Last year, the 2009 Last Song of Summer Concert moved indoors to the Ross Lower School as nasty weather intervened, but the event went on without missing a note. Celebrity guests Mary Louise Parker, Angelica Huston, Isabella Rosselini, Jay McInery and many more gamely trooped into the Ross School Fieldhouse to enjoy performances by Wainwright and guest artist Norah Jones. This year’s event, weather cooperating, will be on the six acre compound, which includes sculpture gardens and sprawling lawns, perfect for lazing on blankets and enjoying the music. The structure, once a research facility for Western Union, got a new lease on life in 1992 when Robert Wilson decided it was the perfect location for a laboratory for the arts, a place where artists of all genres and mediums could flourish. Weisbrodt comments that “Watermill is an inspirational environment.” Proceeds from “The Last Song of Summer” will go to continue and expand all of these programs, keeping Weisbrodt busy. With such a big bash coming up, I can’t help wondering what Weisbrodt does on a day off, if he ever takes a day off. “I love the beach.” He’s also an avid gardener, but his thoughts are never far from his work at the Watermill Center. His greatest ambition? For the most prestigious art institutes to look to Watermill for the next great movement in the arts “If they want to know what’s going on,” Weisbrodt muses, “they’d ask us.” For information on the Watermill Center’s Last Song of Summer, go to

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Whispers Every season, the Hamptons haters love to protest and mumble how the Hamptons are so passé. Well, I guess this “passé” theory depends on who you’re talking to. From Madonna to the Clintons to the Spielberg’s, the Hamptons are still a Zarin, Hay socially aware, major international destination for millions of people from all walks of life, year round. Aside from some of the best beaches, the Hamptons play host to an ongoing series of fantastic events. This past Friday, Soul Cycle hosted a charity ride to benefit Babby Buggy, founded by Jerry Seinfeld’s wife Jessica, that provides families in need with essential baby gear. Guests hydrated on O.N.E. Coconut Water and purchased bikes at the $500 level (equal to five strollers), $250 level (equal to 20 packs of diapers), or the $100 level (equal to three booster seats), which helped raise more than $34,000 in one evening. This coming weekend, you can feel good about helping raise funds for a slew of worthy causes, while rubbing elbows with an entertaining crowd. Saturday evening, Madonna’s pal, celebrity photographer Steven Klein, who is responsible for several high profile, notorious, and sometimes controversial fashion spreads (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s cover story in W Magazine, Palm Springs circa 2005), will donate his Bridgehampton estate to host the HEAT Gala. The Ellen Hermanson Foundation, the sponsor of Ellen’s Run, will celebrate 15 years of leading the fight against breast cancer on the East End. Kim Cattrall and Edie Falco are honorary event chairpersons. Event Chairs are Christie Brinkley and Lisa Schifter Greenberg, and the honorees are Steven Klein, Hope Klein Langer, and Donna Karan. Ace and Henry Buhl will host a party at their Southampton estate to benefit the Association of Community Employment Programs for the Homeless. Brazilian singer Bebel Gilberto will perform live. I personally discovered her enchanting voice on the soundtrack from Julia Roberts and Jude Law’s film Closer, directed by Mike Nichols. This season, Lily Pond nightclub in East Hampton has played host to the Hamptons Social Series, a dinner and after party that features a mix of charities and their notable supporters. Since July, several VIPs have hosted the series, including Campion and Tatiana Platt to benefit Best Buddies, Devorah Rose, Liam McMullan, Aesha Waks and Rachel Heller hosted to salute The MacDella Cooper Foundation, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps and Henry Buhl saluted ACE Partnership for the Homeless, Animal Fair Magazine’s Wendy Diamond saluted The (continued on page 76)

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carry it out to the car, put the key in the ignition, take the drink out of the bag and put it into the cup holder and I am off heading west for Sagaponack. By the time I have passed Town Pond and made the turn onto Woods Lane, I have begun the experience. I take the paper off the straw, stick it through the hole, bring it to my lips and give it a suck. Nothing happens. I suck again. Something is stuck in the straw and I think I know what it is. It is a chocolate chip. Starbucks has a rogue chocolate chip too big to make it all the way through the straw. I am aware that the big no-no is to not text while driving. I got the message. On the other hand, using earpieces and hitting ACCEPT with one finger I allow myself to receive cell

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star Rod Gilbert hit a single. Former Mayoral Candidate Mark Green of New York went two for two. Carl Bernstein of Watergate fame was here. The teams battled back and forth. The Writers tied it up in the fourth, then the Artists went ahead in the fifth, 7 to 5, but by the time that inning ended it was Writers ahead 9 to 7. The Artists tied it up in the eighth, but the Writers replied with four to put themselves ahead 13 to 9 heading into the ninth. In the ninth, the Artists scored four to tie it up once again on a key hit by Ed Hollander that drove in three, and in the bottom of the ninth, the Writers could not answer, so it went into extra innings. In the top of the tenth, Artist Jeff Meizlik started a rally that resulted in two Artists runs, and in the bottom of the tenth, Hugo Lindgren hit a single and then scored on a fielderâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s choice, but then they could do no more. It was over. Artists 15, Writers 14. And after all the congratulations and handshaking all around, as everybody headed for the exit looking for the party and the beer, they passed radio jock Howard Stern just wandering in. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Where were you when we needed you?â&#x20AC;? I said, as I trotted by. Except, really, we didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need him. The game had been just fabulous the way it was. As painter and game organizer Leif Hope announced after the contest ended, more than $70,000 was raised for the Phoenix House, East Hampton Day Care and East End Hospice. And maybe that was what it was all about. As a character in a Neil Simon play once said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;same time next year.â&#x20AC;? (continued on page 38)

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The BP Disaster: Oil and Water Don’t Mix By Kevin McAllister [Editor’s Note: Kevin McAllister is now in his 13th year leading Peconic Baykeeper, an environmental group dedicated to the health of East End waters.] As the Gulf Coast oil disaster is teaching us, we can’t understate the fragility of our aquatic environment and become complacent about its protection. Water is the most precious of natural resources, yet each day it grows more endangered by pollution. The BP oil spill that killed 11 and threatens to destroy the economic livelihoods of the Gulf Coast communities provides ample reason to question our government’s ability to protect our water resources, allowing the oil industry to run amuck. A web of legislative loopholes and industry deregulation have opened the door to negligence by the oil industry and it has become the responsibility of individuals, grassroots organizations and communities to demand that the U.S. government hold the responsible parties liable for this disaster and amend the policies that have resulted in under-regulated, out-of-control coastal drilling. The spill was easily preventable, had government done its job and required BP to put in place reasonable safeguards—such as a $500,000 emergency remote-control shutoff switch (called a dead man switch) that is mandated in Brazil and most European waters. A 2003 report for the Minerals Management Service, the federal agency that oversees offshore drilling, found that the emergency shut-

off devices often were not armed because of fear that they would activate prematurely, necessitating costly fixes. BP claims the dead man switch did not activate in the April 20 blowout. Further compounding the disaster was BP’s use of thousands of gallons of the chemical Corexit to disperse crude oil on the surface of the Gulf of Mexico and at the sea floor 5,000 feet below the surface. Corexit is not only a toxic substance with untested effects on our environment; the product disperses the oil throughout the water column, which makes its recovery virtually impossible. The long-term impacts to the aquatic ecosystems throughout the Gulf Coast and Atlantic States remains to be felt. Big Oil is determined to drill off all of our coasts so it is vital that we protect our coasts and estuaries now. While recently removed BP honcho Tony Hayward complained that he wanted his life back due to the inconveniences the spill caused to his social calendar, it was Gulf Coast Waterkeepers who were on the front lines, sorting through all of the propaganda, rumors and half-baked ideas. The waterkeepers were the ones who brought facts and transparency

to the process—the go-to source of information to our local communities. John Walthen, a colleague of mine who extensively filmed the disaster told me about the carnage he saw. “This is without a doubt, the most disturbing video I have taken. I saw at least 100 dolphins dying or struggling to get out of the oil. It was many miles from any water that was not contaminated. In all likelihood, the dolphins and sperm whale that I spotted are dead by now.” In 1997, Peconic Baykeeper was established as the people’s voice for the greater protection of our local waters. As the only East End environmental organization solely dedicated to clean and healthy waterways, Peconic Baykeeper is the local clean water advocate. Our mission is advanced through conservation initiatives, public education, research, monitoring and when necessary, litigating to enforce environmental laws and to stop polluters. An oil spill of the magnitude that has occurred in the Gulf may not be the imminent threat to our local waters, but the environmental degradation of our region is manifesting (continued on next page)

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itself in other ways. As sprawl development continues to harden the island’s landscape, storm water runoff laden with contaminants threatens the health and vitality of our bays. Sadly, fish kills, contaminated shellfish beds and beach closures have become a common occurrence. In some shape or form, storm water runoff impacts nearly every water body, large and small, on Long Island. Just one month ago the State of New York classified the South Shore bays of Suffolk County as “Impaired Waters” because of nitrogen overload. The suspected source of this pollution is the thousands of residential cesspools leaching nutrient enriched wastewater into our creeks and bays. For the sixth straight

summer, red algae, which is toxic to finfish and shellfish, has bloomed in the bay waters of eastern Shinnecock and the Peconics. These reoccurring “red tides” and “brown tides,” and the precipitous decline in Long Island’s fisheries testifies to the consequences of pollution to all of us. Our economy, community life and leisure time coalesce around healthy bays. Our bays are resilient and can recover, but only if citizens and homeowners commit to their recovery. The first step is to adopt an environmental ethic which involves seeing our ecosystem as a whole. Through both individual and collective efforts, residents on the East End can make a difference.

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swells. It had been the longest by far. And the crowd gave an extended round of applause. It was the winner. There were so many people and sponsors involved in this event I hardly know where to begin. There was first and foremost Rob Rodin, the National Sales Manager of Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers who volunteered his time to become the pre-launch inspector and coordinator. There was Crystle Fiedler, our office manager, who organized the pre-launch registration, there was Lois Geller and her son Stephen who volunteered on the grounds for the day, Eric Cohen of Flying Point Software who also volunteered, John Brower of Grumman and his wife who manned the observation tower, Julius Ward from the U.S. Coast Guard who was up there as well, and Captain Ed Michels of the Coast Guard who assisted in the planning and put it all together, Dick White, Dana Brancato and Joe McDonald from the Montauk Lighthouse need to be thanked, Joe McBride of the Montauk Boatmenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and Captainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Association, Linda Shapiro of the ProBody Shop in Southampton and Bridgehampton who helped arrange t-shirts and the general media promotion, Stephanie Johnson, Art Director of Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers who designed the tshirt, Jim Turner and his musicians, Lars from the surf shop, Dick Cavett for being a good sport and of course the generous support of Mr. and Mrs. Carlos Lameiro of the Portuguese National Tourist Office. I hope I have not left anyone out. Sponsors for the event included TAP Airlines, Stolichnaya Vodka, Alize the Cognac and passion fruit drink, Orangina, and SolBar PF the Paba-Free Sunscreen. All entrants got a gift bag with products in it. Besides Mr. and Mrs. Wolff who will take their trip to Portugal at the time of their own choosing within the next year (there are blackout times), a second prize of a magnificent Portuguese vase was won by Evan Jolitz of Brooklyn, Connecticut, and a third prize, a case of Portuguese wine, was won by George Benze of Vernon, Connecticut. Eric Engstrom of Montauk won in the Under 12 division. He won $100, presented by the Montauk Boatmenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and Captainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Association. This entire promotion was a benefit for the erosion control project at the Montauk Lighthouse being run by the Montauk Historical Society. The Lighthouse had originally been built in 1795 under the auspices of George Washington, 360 feet from the edge of the cliff. Erosion has washed away all but 60 feet of this distance, and the erosion control project begun 20 years ago by Georgina Reid, when completed, should bring this to a halt. The DANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PAPERS FLIGHT TO PORTUGAL, when the dust clears, should bring between $1,000 and $2,000 to the Montauk Historical Society they did not have before. Incidentally, I remember, speaking before a meeting of the Montauk Boatmenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and Captainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Association a few months ago, explaining the rules that had to be followed for the launch. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Can I enter my wife?â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;&#x2122; a Captain asked. â&#x20AC;&#x153;She has to be heavier than air, more than two feet long and have no power other than rubber band. And she must float.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;&#x2122; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s her,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;&#x2122; he said.

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Balancing the E.H. Budget: A Sophie’s Choice the lion’s share of town cost, while certain golf courses have sweetheart tax deals. Lastly, at the boatyard I was told of a woman whose daughter was given a new position in town government as a favor to her mother, a Wilkinson supporter. Will this wellpaid new town employee be let go first? Most likely not. McGintee flawed as he was, ruined his career by borrowing CPF funds to make payroll. I can only guess that the present administration, given the same choice, might prefer to bounce the checks, out of principle of course. There is a new sheriff in town. He is Supervisor Wilkinson. And after he cuts 65

town jobs he will be less loved by 65-100 families, perhaps 250 voters. I guess when you’re unemployed, free beach passes will become more useful. In hard times Congress is looking to pass a jobs bill, in East Hampton the largest employer is looking to downsize. The cruel reality of these times has people with many cars and a few homes who are upset with rising taxes cutting into their fortune, while people scraping by, behind in all payments, are paying perhaps too much, and elected neighbors must decide how to chop off dead wood to grow the forest again. It’s good work if you can get it.

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By T.J. Clemente East Hampton Supervisor Bill Wilkinson was new to politics, so believing that Ken “MTA” LaValle might actually secure him and the town of East Hampton $3 million in Albany to support early retirement of East Hampton employees was unfortunate. So now, the determined Wilkinson is reportedly exploring concessions from the town employee’s union to break negotiated union contracts to further his political goals of not raising taxes and lowering town expenses. Former Supervisor Bill McGintee, just a day before resigning, told me that since East Hampton was the town’s largest employer, he was reluctant to discharge employees—it would simply affect too many families in town. He knew he was resigning, but he felt strongly about preserving the jobs of town employees. So the question is, do you close facilities; sell off docks, historical houses and park lands; lower services and discharge loyal town employees to reduce town taxes, even though school taxes, about 70% of the tax bill, will most likely increase 6-8% every year? Another question is: Should Wilkinson be applauded for his steel will on lowering town expenses now, at the cost of discharging a minimum of 65 town employees? Or should he be taken to task for trying to break union contracts that over 300 families, mostly living in town, have been counting on to plan their lives, pay their mortgages and feed their children? Two years ago at a town budget meeting presided over by then Supervisor McGintee, I watched as citizen Bill Wilkinson asked the Supervisor about revisiting town union contracts to lower town costs. Perhaps watching Capital Cities acquire companies then cut costs by chopping off payroll, thus making huge profits for bonuses for those at the top, might have affected Wilkinson’s strategies. In fairness, something has to be done. But is Wilkinson’s plan fair? Is he being insensitive by discharging East Hampton residents from their jobs—when there are few if any jobs available—to score political points? Should this be the last resort, not one of the first? Bernard, a long-time federal government civil servant, should be more sensitive to this issue. Supervisor Wilkinson is correct that the financial house needs to be put back in order, yet it seems it hasn’t even crossed his mind to reassess the very wealthy south of the highway. He enjoys having the middle class or unemployed pay an unfair town tax to support mansions where people live here in August. Southampton just recently addressed this issue and lowered town taxes for almost 60% of the homes, with increases going to mansions in Southampton Village, Water Mill and Bridgehampton. Supervisor Wilkinson wants to cut jobs so that $40 million homes stay on the books as $1 million homes with a Maidstone membership. His core electoral Republican supporters believe this is the American way. Make the working class pay

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Cars & Drivers Welcome at Road Rallye Sunday By Susan Galardi Once again, it’s time for cool cars and drivers to come together and show their mettle (and metal) at The Retreat’s Third Annual Hamptons Pursuit Road Rallye on Sunday, August 22. The Rallye is a day of fun for auto enthusiasts that involves cruising through the back roads of the Hamptons while following “clues” that will lead drivers to each of the checkpoints. All types of vehicles, from muscle cars to vintage to antique to shiny brand new, are welcome. “We have everything from a 1949 Pontiac to a 2011 car … from Minis to Morgans,” said the Retreat’s Heather Fay. They also have celebs. “Last year, Sports Illustrated model Julie Henderson and Top Chef Sam Talbot stopped by.”

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My Dog Debut for ARF’s Sake By Kim Palmer Those who have, or have had, a dog, know the unconditional love and companionship that this special relationship brings. In the documentary My Dog: An Unconditional Love Story, producers Daryl Roth and Mark St. Germain capture this emotional alliance. The film features candid interviews with dog lovers including Cindy Adams, Edward Albee, Glenn Close, Edie Falco, Richard Gere and Lynn Redgrave. This Monday, the documentary will premiere in the Hamptons to benefit the Animal Rescue Fund of the Hamptons (ARF), a non-profit animal welfare organization. “Anyone with a dog, or any animal for that matter, will be touched by this film,” said Jamie Berger of ARF. ARF provides shelter and adoption services, medical care, spaying and neutering programs, community outreach and humane education. They run a “no-kill” adoption center, which holds between 100 and 160 cats and dogs; it has placed over 17,500 animals into homes since 1974. Several of the ARF Adoption Center dogs will be present at this red-carpet premiere. A reception follows, with the chance to mingle with producers Roth and St. Germain and award-winning actress Edie Falco. My Dog: An Unconditional Love Story, August 23, 6 p.m., Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton, followed by the cocktail reception at c/o The Maidstone, 207 Main St. Tickets: $45 (screening)/$150 (screening & reception); call 631-537-0400, ext. 201, or online at Tickets may be purchased at the door.

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Stars at the Net at Pro/Am Tennis Tourny By T.J. Clemente The magic and energy of Jimmy Connors, the winner of more professional Men’s Singles tennis titles than anyone who’s ever laced a tennis shoe, will be present at this year’s Sixth Annual Pro/Am Tennis Invitational for the Prostate Cancer Foundation, hosted by the Ross School this Sunday. The Prostate Cancer Foundation was founded in 1993 by Michael Milken, a prostate cancer survivor and great friend to Steve Ross (who, back in the day, had his own private tennis

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court at his Scarsdale home where some amazing battles took place). Last summer, the initial season for the new facility at the Ross School, the Pro/Am event was a huge success and this year’s event hopes to build off of that. This year, the star attraction is Jimmy Connors—the man who dominated the golden era of tennis when Bjorn Borg, Vitas Geralitus, Guillermo Vilas, John McEnroe, Ivan Lendl and that shot-making South African Johan Kriek all strutted their magic. Few know that Connors was the

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15th Ellen’s Run this Sunday By Kim Palmer In April of 1995, the world lost an inspirational role model and talented journalist who fought a long battle against breast cancer. Refusing to back down to the disease, she became an activist and advocate for other women as well. Her name was Ellen Hermanson, and she was diagnosed while still nursing her six-month old daughter. Physically, she fought through surgery and chemotherapy. Intellectually, she fought through her journalistic voice. Hermanson gave a voice to breast cancer survivors everywhere, emphasizing the importance of being well informed and the challenges of living with the disease. She also provided resources to help with complications that may arise. Hermanson worked with several organizations as an active member and writer, including the National Coalition for Cancer, and as a board member and editor for The Networker, its quarterly newsletter. She was the founding executive director of the Jewish Healing Center and the first executive director of the Judges and Lawyers Breast Cancer Alert. She edited the JHC’s newsletter, The Outstretched Arm, and organized the JLBCA symposium, which brought together doctors and lawyers on issues in health law and policy. After learning of a recurrence of breast cancer in 1992, Hermanson continued her outreach until the day she died, despite a physically weakened condition.

Images from last year’s Run

In 1997, the Ellen Hermanson Foundation was established to honor her memory. The EHF (primarily serving breast cancer patients on the East End of Long Island), focuses on education on mammography and early detection in medically under-served communities; psychosocial support to patients, survivors, spouses, families and friends; and research of pain management and methods of treatment. Now in its 15th year, Ellen’s Run is the EHF’s annual fundraising event. The 5K (3.1mile) race has proven more than successful, consistently meeting and surpassing the Foundation’s goals. The East End has among the highest breast cancer diagnosis and morality rates in the state, and the local community has shown immense support. The run was started by Hermanson’s sister, Julie Ratner, who has been a serious runner

since 1986, when she ran the London Marathon. Although Ratner no longer runs, she does plenty of running around at the event, organizing and waiting at the finish to greet the first to cross. “I came up with the idea over lunch at the café across from the Museum of Natural History. A friend and I were discussing how we could honor Ellen and she said, “Why not a run! You’re a runner!” And that’s how it began,” Ratner said. “Ellen would come watch me run marathons. That was the closest she got to running.” The proceeds from the event support the Ellen Hermanson Breast Center at Southampton Hospital, as well as its other breast health programs, funding state-of-theart technology and mammography equipment. In addition, proceeds go to Ellen’s Well, a program run by the South Fork Breast Health Coalition to provide psychosocial support under the leadership of a certified oncological social worker. You don’t need to be a serious runner to join in on the efforts, although the race does attract quite a few of those (both men and women). Casual runners, walkers, survivors and supporters are encouraged to participate. A prize will be awarded to the first breast cancer survivor to finish the race. “We have serious, very talented runners participating, as well as people who run everyday because they enjoy it, and a lot of walkers. (continued on page 48)


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North Fork Ospreys Soar to Victory By Matt Ianno They came here from as far as Hawaii to compete, improve and gain exposure, and now theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re gone. Forfeiting their entire summer vacation from the grueling grind of collegiate academia and athletics to continue playing baseball at a high level, the 125 players that participated in Hamptons Collegiate Baseball have traveled back home. Home means a break from the baseball routine, but it also means saying goodbye to gracious host families, fellow teammates, dedicated coaches, and the baseball diamonds that served as personal career builders for the past three months. The Southampton Breakers had a rough season, going 18-24, but provided enough of a late season surge to reach the playoffs. This surge was hastily halted in the first round of the playoffs however, as the Breakers were defeated by the North Fork Ospreys. One luminous storyline for the Breakers this year was the pitching prowess of Mike Mandarino, chosen as the Atlantic Collegiate Baseball League (ACBL) pitcher of the year following a five-win season in which he posted an astounding 0.83 ERA. (The ACBL is the larger league that the HCBL division operates within. There are three divisions and 13 teams in total in the ACBL, and the Hamptons division is the largest division of the three.) As the Breakers saw their season crash against the shore, the Ospreys saw theirs continue to soar, as the first round victory for the Ospreys allowed them to move on in the playoffs

and eventually grab the HCBL title on August 5. The Ospreys held superlative supremacy over the Hamptons division all season long and finished in first place with a 30-15 record. Returning only two players from last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s squad, the Ospreys entered the season needing to gel fast in order to make noise, and they did just that. Although they stumbled into the playoffs, the Ospreys entered as the favorites to capture the league title. The defending champion Westhampton Aviators lost their first round matchup against the Riverhead Tomcats, so the Ospreys took their league best record to the HCBL championship series to battle the Tomcats. The best of three series went the full three games; ending in favor of the Ospreys and giving them their first HCBL crown. The game three, series clinching victory was also the first win for Brian Hansen as Ospreys manager. Hansen took over for Shawn Epidendio after the first game of the series with the Tomcats as Epidendio had to leave to be the best man in his cousinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wedding. Hansen has been an assistant coach with the Ospreys throughout the brief two-year history of the

club, and the departure of Epidendio saw Hansenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s role quickly upgrade to head coach. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We told them last minute so they didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to worry about thatâ&#x20AC;Śso they could focus on playing the game,â&#x20AC;? Hansen told me, referring to how he broke the news of Epidendio leaving to the team. â&#x20AC;&#x153;These are obviously the best players I have ever coached,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They are physically talented and mentally talented as well. They are real smart players.â&#x20AC;? The Ospreys were able to move forward with distinct gumption in the wake of losing their manager mostly because of this talent but also because of their confidence. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We knew we had the best team in the league,â&#x20AC;? Hansen said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We dominated the entire season.â&#x20AC;? After proving this domination, the Ospreys and new head manager Hansen moved on to the ACBL championship game. This put them up against the Wolff division champion Quakertown Blazers for a one-game series on August 8 that would determine the best team in the entire ACBL. The game was played on the Ospreys home field in Peconic because they had the better regular season record. Possessing a 5(continued on next page)


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2 lead with two outs in the top of the ninth inning, the Ospreys were only one out away from glory. “I thought we had the game won,” Hansen said. A walk, followed by a few hits saw the Osprey lead shrink to one, and Hansen had a decision to make. “I stuck with Lee Weld because I really wanted him to get this save after giving up the homerun to the Tomcats,” Hansen said. The decision was the right one, as Weld promptly got the final out. “It was anxiety ridden; after that was pure elation,” he added. Anxiety and elation could very well be the title of Hansen’s brief three game stint as team manager. In just three games as the head coach, Hansen had lost one game in extra innings and won the other two to capture two separate championships for his team. The final win was also the final night Hansen would see most of his players. “Winning the championship is a nice thing. But you go from one emotion to another. You’re on a high for an hour, then you’re saying goodbye to the kids. Some will stay in contact, others won’t. It’s tough. They’ve got to move on and I have to get back to work,” Hansen said. Anxiety, followed by elation, followed by saddening reality; talk about a night of vacillating emotions. To go from hoisting a championship trophy to disbanding from the field for the final time as a team is tough. “I would love to have the same team next year but it’s not likely. We’d like everyone to come back,” Hansen said. He then told me that Billy Ferriter will certainly not be back. The 6-2 outfielder finished second

in ACBL MVP voting as he led the Ospreys with 54 hits and a .370 batting average and will most likely move on to a more established league. “I’ll describe him as a major league prospect,” Hansen said of Ferriter. “He’s on the scout’s radar.” To get onto a scout’s radar is precisely why so many players join the HCBL, and it is one of the major reasons the league is so great. Although Ferriter and many of the other players will not be back for the Ospreys, Hansen hopes Epidendio does come back to coach. “If Shawn comes back, it’s his job. We work so well together me and him,” Hansen said. That part is undeniable. The Ospreys had the talent this year, but they also had the coaching. To merge individual success into a team attitude in order to achieve team success is a difficult job, and it is a job taken purely for the love of the game. There are no scouts showing up to watch Hansen coach; he is not getting a call from the big leagues. He shows up every day merely to be involved in the game of baseball. As the players leave their host families, their teammates, and their coaches, closing a chapter in their baseball careers, Hansen goes back to work and ordinary life. The HCBL will be back next summer with many new faces on the field eager to play the sport they love and chase a dream. Hansen will be the familiar face on the bench, eager to defend the title he worked hard to attain. If you were unaware of the HCBL or you didn’t get the chance to see a game, make sure to show up next year and support a local team.

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Forty to 50 survivors are expected to participate,” said Ratner. Over the years, many inspiring survivors have gone the distance, including a woman undergoing chemotherapy who crossed the finish in a headscarf, and a woman whose son pushed her all 3.1 miles in a wheelchair after she underwent a mastectomy just four days before. Notably, the run’s oldest participant, Andy Neidnig, has signed on for another year, at 91 years old. Beginning with more than 500 participants in its first year raising $62,000, Ellen’s Run has now grown to over 1000 participants, raising about $2 million in grants last year. Ellen’s Run: Sunday, August 22, 9 a.m., Southampton Hospital, 240 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. Participation fee: $25 in advance; $35 on race day. To register: 212-8400916 or 631-907-1952, or go to Participants may run/walk. To donate or sponsor a team, visit August 21, the EHF and Steven Klein will host the HEAT party at Klein’s Bridgehampton Farm, to honor Donna Karan, Steven Klein and Hope Klein Langer. Proceeds benefit the Ellen Hermanson Breast Center and Ellen’s Well. Tickets begin at $250; Junior tickets (under 35) –$150. Tickets: at; or call 631-329-5480/emailxxxx . Westkill Farm, 1971 Scuttlehole Rd., Bridgehampton. The Charity Buzz auction available online through September 10. Log onto to view items and bid.


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A Weekend of Dance in the Hamptons By Judy S. Klinghoffer Einstein said “Dancers are the athletes of God.” This weekend in the Hamptons there will be evidence that once again, Einstein was right. On Saturday, August 21, the Seventh Annual “On Our Toes in the Hamptons” will honor Prince Kunli Omilana and his wife Princess Keisha Omilana for their support of the extraordinary dance ensemble, Evidence, a Dance Company. The company, now celebrating its 25th year, was founded by reknowned choreographer, Ronald K. Brown when he was only 19. Growing up in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn, Brown’s first exposure to dance was a Police Athletic League class when he was six years old. His choreography has been described as combining elements from ballet, hip-hop, traditional West African dance and Brazilian capoeira, and even Martha Graham’s modern idiom, all merged in a high-energy, exhilarating experience. Among other performances, the Company has been spending its 25th anniversary year on a four-week tour in Africa, sponsored by the U.S. State Department, performances at the Vancouver International Dance Festival, and a triumphant season at Harlem Stage. For “On Our Toes,” considered “the Premiere African American cultural event of the Hamptons’ social season,” Evidence will be performing “Ebony Magazine: To a Village,” a piece that illustrates Brown’s mission to communicate

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the experience of the African Diaspora through movement and music. Those attending “On Our Toes” at the Watermill home of Gala Co-Chairs the Honorable Bernard Jackson and Joyce Mullins Jackson, will have a chance to dance with the Evidence dancers. The honorees, Prince Kunle Omilana of Nigeria and Princess Keisha Omilana have long been supporters of the dance company and many other artistic ventures, including an entry into satellite TV with their own network. Princess Keisha Omilana, born in Inglewood, California, was the first African American woman featured in three consecutive commercials, as well as appearances in “Zoolander,” “30 Rock,” and “Saturday Night Live.” Dance lovers can continue their “Dance Explosion” Hamptons weekend at the Guild Hall in East Hampton, with a performance by Ailey II


on Saturday, August 21. Ailey II came about when Alvin Ailey, without a doubt one of the most influential AfricanAmerican choreographers of our time, felt the need to start a small workshop to develop new works with emerging new talent. Ailey was simultaneously touring with his Alvin Ailey American Dance Theatre and preparing for “Ailey Celebrates Ellington.” He turned to Sylvia Waters. A member of the AAADT since 1968, Waters seemed like the perfect candidate to guide a fledging junior company that would nurture young dancers, give a platform to new choreographers, and promote dance education to the public through lectures, demonstrations and master classes. In 1975, Waters formally became the director of what would be known as Ailey II. At first, she “lived in fear and trembling” that the second company, a luxury item in tight financial times, would sink under budgetary concerns, but time has proven her fears unfounded. Ailey II has a full calendar of performances and has been rewarded with recognition from the dance press. The company, which will be embarking on an international tour throughout the rest of 2010 and into 2011, will be performing new works as well as favorites from the classic Ailey repertory. Waters finds great satisfaction in her work, particularly “the nurturing of young men and women who have tremendous gifts.” (continued on next page)


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Dan’s 50th: the space – 230 Elm

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By David Lion Rattiner There are few public places with the kind of celebration history as 230 Elm in Southampton, and for the “Dan’s Papers 50th Anniversary Celebration: 50 Years 50 Artists” party taking place on August 21 from 4 to 8 p.m., it seemed like a perfect choice. It’s owned by Tim Burke, who is somewhat of a Hamptons legend having run the restaurant 75 Main in Southampton with great success. He seems to have hit his stride at 230 Elm. It’s a big, beautiful venue, just what the Dan’s Papers 50th Anniversary Party is going to need. There’s plenty of parking and it’s in the perfect location in Southampton. The space (the former Polish Hall) has undergone some changes. With hardwood floors and an artistic design, high ceilings and intricate lighting and acoustics that are excellent for music, it feels somewhat like a large dance or music hall in the City, like Webster Hall. In addition to the outrageous space, Dutch Petals is going to help decorate the venue. Dutch Petals, which operates just about around the corner from 230 Elm in Southampton, is renowned throughout the Hamptons for providing some of the finest flowers that money can buy for the most discerning Hamptons customer. If you’ve been to a wedding or large event in

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Southampton, chances are the gorgeous flowers perfectly set up everywhere were provided by Dutch Petals. The company is a direct importer of the highest quality fresh cut flowers from all over the world, including Europe and South America. In keeping with the very Hamptons tradition of a VIP room for guests, Dan’s Papers will not disappoint. The VIP room at the party, where guests purchasing a VIP ticket can hang out, will see some of the finest furniture in the world provided by high-end furniture maker, Thos. Moser, new in Southampton this year. This furniture has become so popular, people have literally transformed their entire house with Thos. Moser only. Every chair, table, ottoman or cabinet that they make is hand crafted with the finest wood,

and designed to perfectly support the human body. The furniture is so nice and comfortable, that Thos. Moser has been able to expand their brand all over the United States, with customers from all over the world. The party at 230 Elm also features great entertainment, including Trevor Davison, a frequent Dan’s Papers Best of the Best winner and leader of Trevor Davison Orchestras and Musical Entertainment. Davison, who has played at events hosted by Robert Kennedy Jr. and Margaret Thatcher, will regale attendees at the Dan’s party with great vocals and piano chops. And then there’s the afterparty downstairs, at 230 Down—a very cool redesigned bowling alley. There you’ll hear great bands and performers include audience favorite Jim Turner, the very hot and rocking Nancy Atlas Band, and Mr. No Shame band. At “50 Years 50 Artists,” be sure to check out all of the fine art. Dan’s Papers’ most popular cover artists will be showcased in the art show that will include works by Peter Max, Leroy Neiman, Mickey Paraskevas, Daniel Pollera, Ted Asnis, Giancarlo Impiglia, Hilary Knight and 43 others. We hope to see you there. “Dan’s Papers 50th Anniversary Celebration: 50 Years 50 Artists. ”August 21, 4 to 8 p.m. For tickets, call 631-725-6216 or visit

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Dan’s 50th: the stars The following artists will have their work on view and/or on sale and the Dan’s Papers 50th Pary. Info: Casey Chalem Anderson Ted Asnis Walter Bernard Nicole Bigar Priscilla Bowden Joe Chierchio Miriam Dougenis Don Duga Cornelia Foss Tapp Franke Jim Gingerich Liz Gribin Barbara Hadden Whitney Hansen Carol Hunt Giancarlo Impiglia Sheila Isham C. Tanner Jensen Anna Jurinich Michael Knigin Hilary Knight Henry Koehler Rob Lang-winner, Juried Show Bruce Lieberman Peter Max Gordon Matheson Lynn Matsuoka

Nicky Gioia Mitchell Jeff Muhs Susan Nash Roy Nicholson LeRoy Neiman Alfonso Ossorio Mickey Parakevas Louise Peabody Michael Perez Daniel Pollera Ellen Postrel Dan Rattiner Renee Reichert Doug Reina Larry Rivers Arlene Slavin Dinah Maxwell Smith Ty Stroudsburg Barbara Siebel Thomas Pamela Topham Tony Walton Charles Wildbank Mark Wilson Doug Zider Amy Zerner

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Ailey’s style has been Jawole Willa Jo Zollar credited with popularizing states “When I began modern dance, making it Urban Bush Women in accessible and enjoyable to 1984, I envisioned a comall. Born in Rogers, Texas pany founded on the enerto a 17- year-old mother, gy, vitality and boldness of Ailey eventually joined the African-American Lester Horton’s dance community I grew up in.” company in Los Angeles. Zollar has honored that Horton’s style of combinvision and taken it on the ing ballet, Native road for the past 25 years. American movement and Zollar’s company was one modern dance would have of one three dance compaan impact on Ailey, who nies to be chosen to reprewould later step up as sent the United States in Urban Bush Women director of the company at DanceMotionUSA, a prothe age of 22, upon Horton’s gram of the Bureau of death. Eventually leaving L.A. for New York, Educational and Cultural Affairs of the United Ailey found that the New York dance scene of States Department of State. The program was Martha Graham and Jose Limon didn’t encom- developed by the Brooklyn Academy of Music pass the unique mix he had experienced with (BAM) to showcase contemporary American Horton. The answer, in 1958, was to begin his dance on the international front. own company. Ailey II is a perfect extension of The Urban Bush Women have graced the all things Ailey, his sense of theatricality, his stages at the BAM Next Wave Festival, the willingness to incorporate new ideas while Jacob’s Pillow Dance Festival and more. Zollar remaining true to an identifiable style. Even if has choreographed works that express passion, your exposure to Ailey’s work is limited to his and even humor with pieces titled “Batty signature piece “Revelations,” which harkens Moves” and “Hair Stories.” With proceeds from back to his roots in Texas, you have felt the pas- “The Young People Speak: Coast to Coast” event sion and the impact of Alvin Ailey on modern going to support and create local youth initiadance. tives, Zollar and her Urban Bush Women conOn Sunday, August 22, the Hayground School tinue to fulfill their mandate of serving the will be hosting “The Young People Speak: Coast community through their art. As one ensemble to Coast” a feast of various performances, member put it, “we are the medicine women we including the Urban Bush Women. Founder claim to be.”

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Dan’s 50th: the bling Equipe Watches By David Lion Rattiner Detroit has produced some of the greatest cars in the world. It is the epi-center for the American automotive industry, and automobile enthusiasts travel there to tour the rich history of the automobile. Some people just love cars. They respect how beautiful they can be; know why some race cars drive faster than others and why an original Mustang is a religion for some people. Equipe watches gets that, and has developed their entire brand around automobile enthusiasts. The watches, like the cars that inspired them, are beautiful machines. The timepieces are named to represent the automotive lifestyle. You can immediately tell by looking at the different styles, such as Chassis, Octane and Rollbar. At Dan’s Papers 50th Anniversary party, take time to explore these watches. They’ll be on display along with the hot sports cars from Exotic Classic Cars. Plus, three of the watches will be given away via the raffle or available in the live auction. The brand comes from Detroit, and the watches are exquisitely designed and priced at about $1,500 and under, making them an affordable luxury for those that are completely captured by their design. While the sticker price is less than some other watch brands, the manufacturing quality is not. These are gorgeous, well built watches, water resistant to 100 meters and made in 316L stainless steel. The watch features screw-in case backs, luminous hands and dials, bracelets with engraved double button clasps, non-glare double-coated mineral crystals or sapphire coated crystals and Citizen Miyota movements. Each Equipe line is unique and provides stunning features that make for a conversation piece. If you spot somebody wearing one of these time pieces at a party, you immediately know that they share your passion for the automobile. In a time where US imports of Swiss watches are still lagging behind the global average, Equipe is reminding U.S. retailers and watch enthusiasts to look within the borders of this great country to reignite their love affair with great timepieces and their passion for them. These watches are high performance, premium quality timepieces that boast design inspiration from the automotive capital of the world. Some of the lines include, quite appropriately, a tachymeter. What is a tachymeter? An instrument for measuring speed. It is a chronograph with a graduated dial on which speed can be read off in kilometers per hour, based on a 1000 meter distance. How to read the tachymeter: Only the central chronograph second hand is used. For longer durations, the indications of

the timers (minutes and hours) also count. Example for calculating the speed of a car: The chronograph indicates that the distance of one kilometer has been covered in 30 seconds. The corresponding point on the tachymeter scale indicates 120. The speed is therefore 120 km per hour. This is a great country and we produce some great things. Equipe makes you feel that when you wear one of these time pieces and drive the car you love. We were impressed with this brand—can’t wait to check them out at the party. (continued on page 60)

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East Hampton’s Effort to Sell Poxy By T.J. Clemente Once created with the vision of co-operation of two towns acting in concert, the Poxabogue Golf Center was jointly purchased by Southampton and East Hampton municipalities in 2003 for $6.5 million. It was done to prevent the course from becoming Poxabogue Estates. At the time it was a popular decision. Then Southampton Supervisor Heaney funded Southampton’s portion of the purchase with Community Preservation Funds; East Hampton Supervisors Schneiderman/McGintee (both played an active part) and the town board floated a bond. East Hampton Town was not proactive in the management and recently it was reported that Southampton Town Board member Chris Nuzzi will play a visible role in future dealings concerning the restaurant at Poxabogue, presently closed due to mold. What is fascinating now is that East Hampton is actively trying to sell this prime Hamptons real estate in its, “we are broke let’s sell off some prime town assets to make money/save money” mode. Poxabogue is in play. The first attempt of the new regime to sell off East Hampton Town assets centered on a dock in Montauk which didn’t go very far due to the quick opposition of that community. In fact, Supervisor Wilkinson’s desire to sell off Montauk assets has a few in that Hamlet looking to dump him sooner than later. The implications of the town’s interest in selling the Poxabogue golf course aren’t all cheery. The town of Southampton isn’t thrilled with East

Hampton’s offer to sell it their 50% ownership. That would make sense, because needed money is scarce in these bad times. But the Southampton Town board must investigate the possibilities of a purchase. A purchase would consolidate the ability to award leases and make decisions in a single voice. However, the plot thickens. What if Southampton decides not to purchase the property? What if their board decides not to pony up resources at a time when money is in short supply? The source in Wilkinson’s office didn’t rule out other forces coming into play. The fact that this is prime real estate may become a factor. At first, anyone buying would pledge to keep things the way they are. In fact the agreement with Long Island Golf Management is in effect until 2012, but things sometimes change quickly—just ask Danny Murray. However since Southampton used CPF funds to buy their 50% it will be a legal question as to whether any part of Poxabogue can ever be sold for commercial purposes. The facts are these. One town does not own 50% of the land and the other town 50% of the land—the two towns own the whole thing. A highly placed source in Southampton Town government said he didn’t see any legal vehicle in place to block East Hampton from selling its share, but Southampton has first right of refusal. However he did concede potential headaches should East Hampton sell its interest to a buyer other than the Town of Southampton.

Lastly should both towns choose to sell to one buyer, things would get complicated since Southampton purchased its portion with the CPF monies. At the moment, few of those involved will go on the record, so I asked Assemblyman Fred Thiele for clarity on the history of the partnership. He said, “Poxabogue has been a local par-3 nine-hole golf course since the 1950s. The owner came before the Town of Southampton to subdivide the property into a residential development about 10-15 years ago. There was a great deal of public opposition...petitions, etc. from residents who wanted to see the place remain a golf course. Interestingly, while the course is located in Southampton, right near the Town border, most of the patrons were from East Hampton....hence the partnership was born...whereby both Towns joined together to acquire the place. It has been run through an agreement with a private operator on a concession basis since then... There are many intergovernmental partnerships that acquired land for open space purposes....[but I’m] not aware of any other active recreational facilities.” As for the concept of the East Hampton land fire sale, I spoke with former E.H. Supervisor Bill McGintee recently and he vehemently opposed the sale of the Montauk Fort Pond House property, although he thought there were some tracks of land by the airport that would make more sense to sell. Most likely those parcels will be in the news soon.


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Dan’s 50th: The Cars By David Lion Rattiner Cameron: “The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love; it is his passion…” Ferris: “It is his fault he didn’t lock the garage.” The best cars in the world are, to use one word, stunning. When you see a gorgeous Ferrari or Maserati, so many emotions fill your body. It’s almost as if every sense is heightened, the amount of thought and effort that goes into one of these machines from a design and engineering perspective, combines the world of art and engineering in a way that is unlike anything else in the world. Fine, exotic cars have a big place on the East

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ness in Syosset has completely captured what it means to care for and buy a gorgeous vehicle. They call themselves Exotic Classics, and are self-professed “absolute car fanatics,” owned in partnership by Neil Feldstein, Will Branston and Keith Sheldon. Between the three of them, they have over 90 years of automotive industry experience and they’ve set out to light the world of exotic and collectible motorcars on fire with their work and their facility. Exotic Classics will have a few cars on view at Dan’s Papers 50th Anniversary Art Show and Cocktail party. Out in front of 230 Elm in Southampton you can get an up close feel for these amazing machines. As one of the top sponsors of this event, Exotic Classics will bring some of the best they have for the big night, August 21. “We sell primarily high line exotics and high line collectible cars, and specialize in new Ferraris as well as classic and historical Ferraris, Aston Martins, Bentleys, Porsches, you name it we got it,” says Will Branston. “We do business all over the world and a lot is done over the phone. We have customers in China, New York, England, Germany, different parts of South America and Russia. Of course, a significant part of our business is done here in the United States in the affluent areas.” The just-opened Exotic Classics in Syosset sell some of the most coveted rides in the world. Their 40,000 square foot facility is home to a veritable museum of storied sports cars— only these exhibits are truly interactive at the turn of a key. Exotic Classic’s inventory stands at around 75 to a 100 models and runs the gamut from later model exotics like a Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano and Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren to extremely rare classics like a 1958 Dual-Ghia. But let’s say you already own an exotic car, and you need to care for it and are tired of having it shipped all the way to places like Florida and North Carolina to be garaged. Exotic Classics has you covered. In addition to sales, Exotic Classics will also meticulously care for cars kept in storage, and even deliver a vehicle as requested to wherever a client happens to be at the time, whether it’s East Hampton or Palm Beach. “We want to be a full service facility for our customers,” says Branston, in what seems to be an understatement. The garage where they store cars is almost like a humidor for cars, with temperature control systems ensuring optimal vehicle temperatures and a professional staff who gives each and every car a white glove treatment. “A big problem with people who buy these cars is where to keep them. Some of our customers have big collections that go beyond what they can do in their own garages and at their friends’ houses. Our storage facility is state of the art,” says Branston. These guys know cars; they are the go-to guys for people interested in purchasing or maintaining some of the finest machines that have ever been created on planet Earth. Exotic Classics, 100 Gordon Drive, Syosset 516-762-4200. Sales/service hours: MondayFriday 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Saturday 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

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Dan’s 50th: the fashion McKenzie Tribe By Eugenia Bartell The new addition of McKenzie Tribe and Gallery in the charming village of Southampton, located at the first intersection of Main Street, with its piazza entrance, bursting with gorgeous flowers, is a one-of-a-kind shop combining casual but classical and traditional men’s clothing with vibrant colorful art. It is one of a quartet of McKenzie shops; the others located in Aspen, Raleigh and Portland. “I have the best of two worlds,” admitted Rick, the good looking, tanned, savvy and charming New Englander with a great smile, who wore raspberry shorts, a pink and green plaid shirt and snazzy belt. He’s the kind of guy you picture on the slopes, in a sailboat or surfing the waves. But yesterday, I found Rick at an ironing board ironing out a wrinkle. “We have been very well received,” Rick said, “and we’ve only been open for three months. A recent opening party was great—with lots of new faces and wonderful comments.” There is no doubt that McKenzie Tribe is the home for the new Hamptons casual and a perfect fit for Dan’s Papers 50th Anniversary Art Show Auction and Cocktail Party, where they will be showing off some of their most popular pieces. The very minute you step inside the shop, you are surrounded by beautifully designed and wellmade clothing arranged in easy, visible and accessible spots, where you have the freedom to

has exhibited at the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Whitney. His use of line drawing and vibrant colors mix perfectly with Britto’s work. Also a writer and illustrator, his children’s book One, Two, Three combines art and numbers, as does his book, One Some Many. There is no doubt that we will find many visits to this shop, where fashion and art so beautifully mix rewarding and unique. Featured artists will exhibit for a longer time frame, but about every two weeks there will be a different artist for all to enjoy. McKenzie’s new Hamptons casual will change from season to season and always provide you with the latest classic traditional men’s clothing with a tweak.

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look and touch. Here and there are displays of eclectic, colorful reading glasses for the guys who are trying to read at arm’s length. Walls are splashed with art. Featured artist Romero Britto’s art is an explosion of color and pop art in a beautiful world, which has led him to become the premier contemporary artist of his generation. Along with his interest in children, with some of his whimsical sculptures scattered about the shop, and his current first book, My Alphabet Playbook, his yearly 250 donations to worldwide charitable organizations, he is devoted to the powerful role art plays in world issues. Esteemed New York City artist Tom Slaughter


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Dan’s 50th: the reason There are many groups and organizations on the East End that are an important part of our community—a part we would all miss tremendously were they to disappear. Dan’s Papers has chosen three groups as the beneficiaries of our 50th Celebration.

The Group For The East End The Group for the East End protects and restores the environment of eastern Long Island through education, citizen action and professional advocacy. They work to inspire people to embrace a conservation ethic. The Group’s fulltime staff of professional planners, ecologists


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Peconic Public Broadcasting, 88.3 Now is the time to help out Peconic Public Broadcasting. The local radio station which is loved by many on the East End will be silenced on August 31 if the community does not step up to keep them in business. You can pledge money at the Dan’s Papers 50th Anniversary party or by calling 631-591-7003. The station’s signal ranges from Montauk to western Suffolk County and well into southern New England with a balanced blend of jazz and local, national and international news programming presented around the clock, 365 days a year. Peconic Public Broadcasting is also one of the few remaining radio stations in the United States committed to a strong program schedule of jazz, rhythm and blues, world music, and music from the Broadway theater. Local weekend programming includes jazz, rhythm and blues, world and pop mix on The Eclectic Café, Friday Night Soul and American Musical Theater. Other weekend programming features special national features including “he Splendid Table, Putumayo World Music Hour, Afropop, and Worldwide Jazz among others.

East End Hospice East End Hospice is the most widely recognized hospice facility on the East End providing patient care that receives recognition for the community time and time again. They are a New York State Certified Hospice, providing an individualized plan of care for terminally ill patients and their families and loved ones, through a coordinated interdisciplinary team of skilled professionals and volunteers who offer social, emotional and spiritual support. A homecare program with short term in-patient support when needed. Pain management and symptom control, 24-access to care, education, guidance and support for all caregivers and bereavement care. The hospice is operated by a nurse-coordinated team of health professionals and volunteers who have helped families design plans for family members who are sick. They provide skilled nursing visits by registered professional nurses, home health aides, trained volunteers, medical social work, pastoral care, nutritional counseling, physical, occupational, speech and respiratory therapy, medical equipment and supplies, medication for pain and symptom control, short term hospital care, respite care, bereavement counseling, hospice care in a skilled nursing facility and medical care under the direction of the patient’s primary physician.


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Dan’s 50th: runners up

Thompson’s “Sailing”

Goodfellow’s “Pond”

The following three artists were chosen as the runners up in Dan’s Papers Juried Art Show

Cal Thompson—Artist Cal Thompson creates sculpture and video projections that are inspired by nature and the spirit of the Dada movement and its processes. Thompson patented the Dynamic Blue Screen Effect and the new Pure Morphing Light to be known as the Orb (patent pending). Born in 1958, Thompson attended the Scarborough School, Briarcliff Manor Schools and SVA. Starting in New York in 1978 as a printmaker, he had the remarkable experience of working with this era’s most interesting contemporary artists, like Arman, and received Art Direction Magazine’s Certificate of Distinction. A transition to painting, and then painted sculp-


ture led to exposure of his work in Vogue in 1990.

In 1995 Thompson began work as a set designer in television production, had his sculpture and name on 1515 Broadway and had work in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum. In 2001, he had the misfortune of working at the World Trade Center for Quebec television, and 9/11 changed his perspective and work. This period became the melding point as his work reflected melting reflective surfaces that would lead to a new medium. The financial crisis of 2008 also inspired new work, and Thompson created “The World’s First Money Taking Work of Art?” for the Parrish Museum of Art in Southampton, to which all proceeds were donated.

Foley’s “The Bouquet”

Dana Goodfellow—Artist Dana Goodfellow is an award-winning, third generation artist who prefers to paint from life, using a live model or outdoor setting. The unifying quality and primary focus in her painting is the use of light. Goodfellow’s unique choice of color is greatly influenced by her earlier career in the fashion industry at Saks Fifth Avenue, Anne Klein & Co., and Blassport Ltd. Although she often paints in the impressionist or abstract mode, Goodfellow’s training has been in the classical tradition. She received a B.A. (Art and Art History) from Marymount College in Tarrytown, N.Y., studied at the Arts Students League in New York and the Silvermine Guild School in Connecticut. She has studied with (continued on page 64)

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Alicia Shulman: From Ring to Bling


By Susan Galardi Jewelry designers get their inspirations from so many unusual sources. For Long Island born Alicia Shulman, whose jewelry is a hot item in resorts worldwide, that inspiration can be summed up in one word: water. Schulman’s love of all things water started when she was a child, summering on lakes in Maine and visiting Montauk with her family. The impressions water and beaches left on the The ring: Shulman’s grizzly shot of Oscar de la Hoya in Las Vegas; the bling: her jewelry; the desinger part-time Southampton resident ended up being the foundation for how her aesthetic and beaches: the blue shores of Turks + Caicos, rings and necklaces are tiny sculptures of developed. the lush green of Jamaica, Caribbean blues and starfish, pearls, coconut shells, seashells and Shulman’s line celebrates the colors of the sea turquoise, sea foam white, gold sand. Her ear- other natural, beautiful seaside shapes. Trained in graphics and advertising at FIT, Shulman was always focused on color and composition. Right out of school she created an hip T-shirt line, LECIA, worn by Cher and Olivia Newton-John and sold in stores like Henri Bendel. At the same time, Shulman was 50th Anniversary developing her interests and skill in photography, particularly capturing life’s candid HOR Y st A S moments. Watching an HBO world champiD D’O UR ST 21 UE onship fight one evening, she was mesmerized T U R OPE SAUG M P by the photographers capturing the action. NB A -8 AR Shulman started going to HBO press confer4 ences to take photos and reached out to Muhammad Ali and his wife. One thing led to another, and before long Shulman published her first fight photo: a magazine cover of world heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield. “I would also sometimes work in the training camps of the fighters leading up to championship fights, shooting a day in the life,” said Schulman. Those boxing greats included Sugar Shane Mosley, Floyd Mayweather and Fernando Vargas. Shulman’s four years of shooting ringside led to a deal with Rizzoli for a 144-page hardcover book. She was to sign the contract on September 12. But the year was 2001, the day before was the tragedy 9/11. ART SHOW AUCTION & COCKTAIL PARTY The project was cancelled. Shulman picked herself up and moved on, realizing it was time TOP LOCAL ARTISTS, EXOTIC CARS, HIGH FASHION, OPEN BAR, to get out of the fight business. On a vacation LIVE AUCTION, TREVOR DAVISON ON PIANO, with her boyfriend, she bought some stones to play around with, making jewelry for herself. SURPRISE MUSICAL GUESTS... The response was wild, and a meeting with Kate Spade ended up putting Shulman squarely on the map as a jewelry designer. Since then, her work has been featured in e untill 3pm m Friday y @ in advance Elle, Oprah, Harper’s Bazaar, Coastal Living, Travel & Leisure, to name a few publications, $70 0 @ the e door and carried in resorts including The Breakers, AT T TIM M BURKE’S S 230 0 ELM M IN N SOUTHAMPTON Parrot Cay, Las Ventanas, Calypso stores and Fred Segal. Celebrities including Rachel Ray, Sharon Stone, Kelly Rowland and many othAfterr Party y with ers have been photographed in Shulman’s designs. Recently, Kelly Ripa was on the cover he Nancy y Atlass Projectt • Jim m Turnerr • Mr.. No o Shame e Band Th of the Sunday New York Times style section, wearing one of Schulman’s signature Kate 8pm m coverr charge e $20 Spade necklaces. To Benefit Alicia Shulman, a woman of small physical stature with enormous talent, energy and East End Hospice • Group for the East End • Peconic Public Broadcasting 88.3 heart, has generously donated two pairs of her Sponsored By: classic Starfish Earrings to the auction at Dan’s Papers 50th Celebration, to benefit our charities.

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been a part of Amy’s ritual since she was a young girl. In 1990 she included a few special jackets in her tapestry exhibit at the Vered Gallery. From there, another glorious adventure began, and in 1999 Amy’s Couture Collection joined Bergdorf’s; Amy is known as the “Goddess Couture.” Her clothes will be on display at the Dan’s Papers 50th Anniversary Party. Indeed, together Amy and Monte have created an enormous world of beauty, inspiration, incite and love for all to share. As Monte says, “We create for others what we love best to do for ourselves.”

Interior of McKenzie Tribe store, Southampton

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Bookstore, titled, naturally, The Enchanted World of Amy Zerner and Monte Farber. The beautiful cocktail book, Paradise Found, in which East Hampton writer Rose Slivka wrote the forward, still sells well since it appeared in the Guild Hall Gift Shop in 1995. With over 500 densely layered collages, they transform base materials into the “gold of art, transcendence, and, ultimately, self-illumination.” It is no wonder that Amy was a recipient of the distinguished National Endowment for the Arts. It is her Springs family home, where Amy and Monte have lived for 35 years, that has given Amy a life of artistic inspiration. Jesse Zerner, Amy’s amazing, talented mother, was an artist, illustrator and designer, who created an atmosphere of encouragement and spiritual energy that both Amy and Monte valued and sorely miss. Today, Monte is working on two new books, The Enchanted Birthday and Thirty-Three Ways to Tell Your Future. Yet in this eclectic, busy household, where they both have their own studio, much, if not all of their endeavors are combined and watched by their nine-year old cat, Zane. “He rules our lives,” laughs Monte. “He’s smart and he’s psychic, too. Writing a book about Zane will be the hardest thing I’ve ever done,” Monte revealed. With his collection of 45 top selling books, published with the principal publishing companies, he is also the resident psychic for Jim Cramer’s popular financial website,, where he predicts with uncanny accuracy. Amy and Monte appear regularly on FOX’s “The Strategy Room,” and have licensed six of their interactive personal guidance systems to my Their personal and impressive website is Designing and making clothes for herself has

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Dan’s 50th: the treats The Dan’s Papers 50th Anniversary celebration at 230 Elm will feature not only plenty of eye candy in the form of visual art and celebs, but plenty of treats for the palate. Tim Burke productions will provide the food—hors d’oeuvres like Peppercorn Seared Tuna with wasabi cream, Steak Crostini with tapenade, Mini Crab Cakes, Asparagus wrapped with prosciutto. 230 Elm’s Tuscan table will featured assorted cheeses and cured olives with artisan bread, Tuscan white bean salad, Eggplant Caponata, Couscous with dried fruit and nuts, and much more. The new and much buzzed about Water Mill Cupcake Company will provide their lovely little cupcakes, from classics like Red Velvet to seasonal specials like blueberry, blackberry and peach, as well as almond and cappuccino. Finally, the $50 entry fee to the event will include an open bar, plus a special treat: a 7Tiki Spiced Rum drink bar, manned (or woman-ed in this case) by the 7-Tiki Girls, nearby their surfboard bar, who will mix up and serve their signature 7-Tiki Spiced Rum drinks. Dan’s Papers 50th Anniversary Art Show Auction and Cocktail Party. Saturday, August 21, 4-8 p.m. at 230 Elm in Southampton. For tickets, 725-6216, or

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George Passantino and John Phillip Osborne, and is currently studying with David Dunlop. Goodfellow is represented through galleries in Darien, New Canaan and Westport, CT, and Southampton. She’s a member of the Greenwich, Darien and New Canaan art societies, the Lyme Art Association, The Artists Alliance of East Hampton, and served of the board of the Rowayton Art Three of the Honorable Mentions: Center for seven years. She is also a Alan Bull “Red Potato Truck; a work by Amy Johnson, member of the New Haven Paint and above, and Donna Corvi, below. Clay Club, Fairfield County Plein-aire Painters and is on the board of the Wilson Ave. East End in a community with family roots going Loft Artists Assn. Her paintings are in collec- back to colonial times, Foley’s work is infused tions throughout the Northeast, South Carolina with history. Classically trained with a B.A. degree in Fine and Florida. Arts and an M.A. in Art Education, Foley studied painting and color theory with John Ferren, a Connie Foley – Artist leader in the Abstract Expressionist movement. Connie Foley, described as a modern American She taught for years, then turned to painting full Impressionist painter, began as an abstraction- time. Represented for ist. Known for her vibrant color and fluid form, the last 15 years by the Foley turned to nature for inspiration. In 1984 in Chrysalis Galley in Water Mill, she saw a woman in a large brimmed Southampton, her work hat in a magnificent field of flowers. That is widely collected. Foley moment became Foley’s inspiration for her wild- was featured on a flower series. The woman in the field had left Channel 12 News piece, Manhattan to take care of her terminally ill “Art As Investment” in mother. Flowers provided her with some healing. 1998, in local press— This struck Foley, who’d been through two bouts including the covers of with breast cancer. “We spent summers in Dan’s Papers and on the Southampton…It brought me healing and a millennium issue of The sense of strength,” she said. Summering on the Shelter Island Reporter.

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Now that I’m watching a toddler on a regular basis, I’ve spotted a missed opportunity for The Dory, our local watering hole. The Dory has a pond in back of it and in the winter they float a little raft with a Christmas tree out on the pond to everyone’s delight. Eating lunch at The Dory with a toddler is impossible unless you have duct taped the little darling to the chair. I began to wonder, what if The Dory furnished floating playpens? You could have lunch with another adult, anchor the kid out about 30 feet; close enough to monitor them, but not so close that they could swim in. Yep, an opportunity missed. “Mom, how come you bought Daiquiri Mix and liquor? You don’t drink,” asked my daughter. “I thought it might be better than using Xanax.” “But you’re over fif.....” “DON’T SAY IT! Don’t you dare say that “f” word!” “Is it the baby? Is she too much for you?” “What? That precious child?” “Yes, Mom, that precious child. The one who throws your shoes in the toilet, snaps your glasses apart, crayons your TV screen, throws raw eggs on the floor, constantly strips off her clothes and diaper, runs from you and fights you when you try to catch her and get a diaper on her, pulls down curtains, throws the remote across the room, shoves jelly toast in the VCR slot, empties your handbag, plays with your car keys and loses them, insists on answering the phone and won’t let you have a turn to talk, pours cups of water on you when you bathe her, sticks her fingers in your lipstick, won’t eat anything you make unless it’s on your plate, then she wants it all, yells in the background whenever I call you to see how things are, figures out cabinet locks and empties the shelves, colors your walls, floors, and windows with her Crayolas, tears pages out of your books, colors in your magazines, screams on the other side of the bathroom door the whole time you’re in the can, flips the outdoor light switch on and off whenever it’s not blocked by an object she can’t move or pull down. Is it the hours of watching “Sesame Street” reruns on TiVO, or the way she uses all furniture as a jungle gym and insists on climbing up over the arms of everything instead of just sitting down normally, or the hours of watching The Princess and the Frog movie, or the hours of coloring on paper with her, or worrying that when she sticks the crayons in her ears that you won’t be able to get them out? Is it the way she can tantrum for 20 minutes straight without drawing a breath, or the way she empties the dryer when you’re in the bathroom and throws the clothes all over, or the way she grabs for your coffee cup and fights you for it and the hot coffee spills all over you, or the way she kicks the wall for nearly an hour when

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By T.J. Clemente In the last few years, many banks were in tight situations putting them in need of TARP money. Due to an almost nonexistent home loan portfolio, Bridgehampton National Bank avoided the sinkhole that too many banks across the nation fell into as a result of huge numbers of bad loans. Bridge Bancorp, Inc. (NASDAQ:BDGE), the parent company of The Bridgehampton National Bank, announced their net income and earnings per share for the second quarter of 2010. Kevin M. O’Connor, President and CEO of Bridge Bancorp, Inc., proclaimed in the bank’s second quarter statement, “Our strategy has remained consistent for over 100 years, develop long term deposit relationships to provide stable, core funding allowing us to make locally based, conservatively underwritten loans and prudent investments.” He also said in the report that, “Also during the quarter we eclipsed the $1 billion level in total assets. Despite these headwinds, during 2010 we’ve increased income, grown our loan portfolio, expanded our capital and reserves and improved our liquidity, all positive factors for our company.” So let’s look at the numbers—they are in fact impressive. Bridge Bankcorp’s Net income of $2.2 million or $.36 per share was 9% higher than the comparable 2009 period. The returns on average assets and equity were .96% and 15.67%, respectively. Amazingly the Bank had net interest income of $9.0 million, with a net interest margin of 4.21%. Bridge Bankcorp’s gains from sales of securities was $.4 million. Bank deposits increased to $859.5 million, 23% higher than the second quarter of 2009. Loans are growing 5% from year end levels, totaling $468.7 million. The Bank has strong liquidity with higher levels of securities, not to mention a loan to deposit ratio of 54%. The quarterly report had data confirming a continuing solid asset quality metrics with increased allowance for loan losses. Also in the figures was confirmation of Tier 1 Capital increasing by $20.6 million or 37%, from June 2009. The bank was very proud to point out the opening of the 17th branch, in Center Moriches, New York. All this great news manifested itself in a Bridge Bancorp declaration of a quarterly dividend of $.23 per share. In the report, O’Connor concluded, “We expect to open new branches in Patchogue and Deer Park during the third quarter…These efforts will again be led by seasoned bankers who are well-known in these communities.” What he didn’t say was that the best things about Bridgehampton National Bank are all the local employees who treat everyone with respect and courtesy. It is as if almost everyone knows someone who works for the bank. No doubt

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Can You Do Me A Favor? By David Lion Rattiner There’s a secret phrase that every Jewish son hears on a regular basis from his Jewish father, and that is, “Can you do me a favor?” The phrase is very casual and can be said by my Dad at just about any moment of contact, and of course, to be a good son, I unequivocally have answered with the words, “Sure, Dad what is it?” This usually earns back the words, “Well if it’s not too much trouble, would you mind…” And then the favor is asked, which almost always involves moving something, calling somebody, or checking something at the house while he’s away. It can be terrorizing for a son, because 100% of the time, the father can do these things for himself. Can you really not find the phone number of a veterinarian on the Internet? Are you really unable to move that chair? Does that chair really, in all honesty, have to be moved? If you ignore the favor being asked by your Jewish father, or say you’re busy because you have your own life, a world of guilt is thrown on your shoulders. “Oh you’re busy? Oh okay, well, I guess that I will be alright, I don’t know, maybe somebody else will help me since you won’t.” And you feel guilty. I think the worst of it is when you’re asked to do a favor, such as to pick up some coffee because it’s on the way and he’s out of coffee at the house, so you agree to do it, and he tells you over the phone he wants Folger’s, and then when you drop it off at the house on the way to your house, it wasn’t Folger’s that he wanted, it was Chock Full O’Nuts, and he hates Folgers and doesn’t want it, but thanks anyway for trying…failure. Well this column is dedicated to all of those Jewish sons out there who deal with this kind of behavior regularly, because I have found a solution that has worked for the last six months. I guarantee you that if you employ the following advice, you will only have to do favors that really matter, and you will be completely guilt free, and never asked to do a meaningless task by your father ever again. Sound impossible? You obviously don’t know who you’re dealing with. Let me tell you this quick story that will change your life. It’s 9 p.m., I’m on my couch, getting sleepy, when my phone rings. It’s my Dad. “Don’t answer it,” says my girlfriend, “He’s going to want you to do something.” “I have to answer. Hello?” “David!” “Hey Dad, what’s going on?” “Can you do me a favor?” “Sure Dad, what is it?” “Well, if it’s not too much trouble, I need you to run to the house and tell me how many cans of dog food are left.” That’s a new one. I thought. “Why?” “Because if there are more than six cans, I won’t need to buy more for the dog when I get back from the city on Thursday, but if there are fewer than six, I’ll have to buy food for him when I get off the Jitney. The dog needs to be fed, you know that right?” “Yes, I’m aware the dog needs to be fed.” “Oh okay. So can you go count how many cans are at the house? The dog food is in the kitchen,

by the silver cabinet next to the refrigerator. It will just take you five minutes. It’s really important that you do this, if you can’t, I guess I could find someone else that will help me since you can’t take five minutes out of your busy evening.” The dog food has been in that location for years, does he really think I don’t know where it is? I thought to myself. And then, I had had enough. And suddenly, I went from a half Jewish boy, to a half Jewish man. “Of course I’ll do that for you Dad. No problem.” “Thanks son. All you have to do is count the cans, you know how to do that right?” “Yes, I know how to do that. Okay I’m leaving now, but hang on a second…do you think you could do me a favor?” Silence.

“Uh. Sure son, what is it?” I frantically looked around the room and saw a Lacoste ad in Vanity Fair magazine. “I need you to go to the Lacoste store in Manhattan and get me a black, long sleeve Lacoste shirt. Not short sleeve. I’ll pay you back the money for it when you get back to the Hamptons.” “Can’t you just buy it online?” “No not this particular shirt, plus it has to be from the Manhattan store which is right down the street from Christine’s apartment in the city. They have special packaging.” “Well, we’re sort of busy, we’re gonna go out to dinner.” “It will just take you five minutes. It’s really important that you do this, if you can’t, I guess I (continued on next page)

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could find someone else who will help me since you can’t take five minutes out of your evening.” “No, no, no, I’ll do it. Okay, no problem.” We got off the phone. I waited 10 minutes and called back. Christine (my Dad’s wife, who is wonderful by the way, answered). “Hey Dave.” “Hey Christine, did Dad buy the Lacoste shirt yet?” “No we haven’t, he was just about to call you to ask you if you counted the dog food cans.” “No I haven’t yet. Okay, I’ll call back later.” I called back three more times and sure enough, my Dad went out of his way, got to the Lacoste store and special ordered a black, shortsleeved, Lacoste shirt, because they didn’t have one in stock and I told him how many cans of dog food were at his house. He didn’t seem the least

bit bothered. About a week later, with a big smile, my Dad hand delivered me the Lacoste shirt at my desk here at Dan’s Papers. I opened it, knowing exactly what I was about to say, and looked at the shirt, “I wanted a long sleeve one, not a short sleeve. This one is no good.” My Dad looked at me, much like I have looked at him in the past, “Oh. Well sorry about that.” “It’s okay, I’ll just have to get the right shirt myself I guess since you couldn’t handle getting the correct one. Okay thanks.” That was six months ago. All summer long, I’ve been wearing this wonderful, my absolute favorite, black, short-sleeved, Lacoste shirt. And I haven’t counted a single dog food can.

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Humane Society of New York with a Fashion Show by Richie Rich, and “Real Housewives of New York City” star Jill Zarin hosted to benefit Help For Orphans International, plus, co-hosted with Polo star Nic Rolden to benefit St. Jude’s. Zarin admitted she was concerned she wouldn’t have the time to plan a dinner party, let alone decorate a club venue, but then she discovered the Hamptons Singer, Manzos, Cilione C a t e r e r s Showcase. “They have everything you need. You can get anything from the invitation, chair, and tablecloth, to the glass, one-stop shopping for everything you need to host any party.” Jean Mckenzie, owns HCS and the Four Seasons Caterer. Jean says she opened the HCS to compliment the catering facility, “We have the best of the best vendors all under one roof to help you plan every aspect of your event.” From two to 500 people we are ready to support any size party.” Zarin chose a décor of red, white and blue, an “America” theme. Guests included Zarin’s “Housewives” co-stars, Ramona and Mario Singer, Chris Bosh of “Miami Heat,” R Couri Hay, Jacqueline Murphy, Sharon Glickman, and even a few of the “Real Housewives of NJ.” Caroline Manzo told me it was her first time in the Hamptons, “It took me 48 years to get here and I love it!” Manzo admitted she needed a break from shooting season two of the popular Bravo reality show, “It is absolutely emotionally draining.” When I asked her about her newfound fame, she responded, “I still can’t wrap my head around it. I still don’t understand it. I am not a celebrity, but I am really a housewife. I really appreciate it.” According to the series, the Manzo family has had a lot of “drama” with their series co-star Danielle Staub and it has taken a toll on everyone. When I asked Manzo about Staub, she revealed, “It’s the twilight zone is all I can say. But its alright, we will survive. Caroline’s sister Dina Manzo left the series this season. Dina just said, “She had enough.” This summer, she invited her entire family to rent a home out East. Dina added, “I prefer the Hamptons over the Jersey Shore. I love coming here!” This Friday evening, Lily Pond will host another Hamptons Social Series party featuring “Real Housewives of NYC” star Sonja Morgan. Several VIPs are scheduled to attend, including The Real NYC Development Executive Producer Katherine Drew, who spent the past year creating behind the scenes at Oprah Winfrey’s Network, is on a mini-break celebrating her latest “genius” top secret TV project this weekend in East Hampton. Gina Glickman is a TV Host, Director, Writer, Executive Producer and founder of GMG Entertainment. Look out for Gina hosting the brand new Entertainment and Lifestyle Series “In The Mixx” on Hamptons-Magazine TV!

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Arts & Entertainment Review: Audience Love Affair with Romance By Susan M. Galardi People go to the theater for many reasons: to be challenged, to be entertained, to impress their dates. Others savor the experience because it gives them a chance to feel – to sit in the safety of a dark room and experience emotions that they may not allow themselves to have in their ‘real’ lives. In David Mamet’s hilarious courtroom farce Romance at the Bay Street Theatre, the audience has the opportunity for a different experience, a true catharsis. In this play, masterfully performed by a cast with impeccable comic timing, physicality and restraint, you experience vicariously the freedom to say any damn thing you want, to anyone of any stature. I mean ANYthing – from the smart insults to irrational, bigoted slurs to childish name calling. It’s one emotional Tourrette’s moment after another, where the actors (and the audience, by proxy) disable the edit switch and let it rip. Jews, Christians, lawyers, homosexuals, even chiropractors are savagely barraged through brilliant repartee. It is a fantasy for anyone with any diplomacy who is at the end of her politically correct rope. This production is hands down the highlight of Bay Street’s Mainstage season. (A Thursday preview was sold out, so get tickets now, before they’re no longer available.) Director Lisa Peterson leads her dream team ensemble cast flawlessly through the show – not one beat was missed. She takes the audience along masterfully through the climactic last scene, a whacky stack of outrageous revelations. Peterson’s staging is

quick paced and unpredictable; her opening tableaux, like the best sketch comedy, speak volumes at first glance. If Peterson is the queen of this confederacy of lunatics, Richard Kind as the Judge is its ideal mad king. The role layers insane dialogue with wild, medication-induced mood swings. In the hands of a lesser actor, this could be a disaster. But Kind is a In the court comedic maestro, taking the role to the edge without overplaying or underplaying. It was a master class in comedic acting, from his first lawyer-speak line, “May we not have peace?” But this is an ensemble piece, so even with a solid Judge, the production could fall flat on its face without a like-minded, equally talented cast (due credit to Casting Director Cindy Tolan and Director Lisa Peterson). Chris Bauer as the Prosecutor was the through line, trying with all his might to keep the rudder steady amidst chaotic seas in court and at home with his boyfriend. His restraint made his emotional outbursts all the more hilarious – his final revelation jumps off the page. Even though the Prosecutor is one of the two (or four, depending how you count) gay characters in

the six-man play, he is by far the butchest. Matt McGrath is right on with his portrayal of Bunny, the Prosecutor’s PMS-ing boyfriend. While he bitch slaps the dialogue square on its exfoliated face, he also pulls off probably the most poignant and emotionally true moment in the play. When his boyfriend whispers a longheld transgression in his of Romance. ear, McGrath freezes, then says “I knew that,” without pathos or sarcasm. Did he know? Or was it the ultimate moment of spousal forgiveness? Joey Slotnick is a coy defendant with a goy lawyer. He won’t tell his Defense Attorney (played by Reg Rogers with a self-righteousness that oozes oil) what to do – rather he leads his witness to his own intentions. There are some easy laughs – Slotnick yells to Rogers, “You don’t want to LIE!?! Why did you go to law school?!?” These two have the most hideously funny dialogue, hurling every Christian and Jew insult from the Holocaust to pedophile priests. Darrel Hammond transformed himself for the role of the Bailiff. Peterson/Tolan were so wise to cast such an accomplished comic actor in what seems to be a bit (continued on page 78)






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John Secada at WHPAC By Tiffany Razzano Grammy award-winning singer-songwriter Jon Secada, known for mixing his signature Latin flavor with pop and R&B, will take the stage at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center on August 21. Secada says the show will mostly feature the music from his last two releases – Classics, released just six months ago and featuring the music of The Great American Songbook, and Expressions, a jazzier release that came out about a year ago. Many of the songs on these CDs have a distinct Latin feel or frame of reference. Ultimately, though, they’re songs that influenced him while he studied music at the University of Miami. “They’re the albums I always wanted to make,” he said. Expressions, especially, is “a labor of love.” “Recording it was completely organic. It was done very

old school, with a trio – very loungey,” he said. Classics has been released in both English and Spanish. “I’ve always recorded in both languages,” he said, “but this is the first I’ve released in about eight years.” This is the music he’ll sing in his upcoming WHBPAC show. “You’ll hear a lot of standards,” he said. “It’ll be more acoustic, more transparent and more cabaret.” Though fans can still expect to hear favorites, like “Just Another Day” and “If You Go.” “There will be a little flavor of everything.” Having recently wrapped up a four-year stint as a judge on Latin American Idol, Secada still has a lot on his plate. Though he released two albums last year, he’s about to head back into the studio again, armed with a wealth of material. And he’s moving forward with plans for more television opportunities, this time in the U.S., though he can’t discuss the details.

Moving to Miami from Cuba when he young, Secada grew up with an affinity for music and studied to become a music teacher. But he ditch ed the education major and focused on performing. “I switched gears and never looked back,” he said. Through other musicians in the program, Secada met Gloria Estefan and began working for her as a backup singer and songwriter during the 1980s. Given the chance to perform his solo material while on tour with Estefan, Secada eventually got his big break for his solo career, though he continues to write music for other performers. He released his self-titled debut in 1992, which earned him a #5 pop hit and gold record for the single “Just Another Day,” as well as three other top 30 hits. He also made his mark on Broadway (continued on page 80)



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part. Hammond brought every reaction, every line to life. As the Doctor, Joe Pallister in his Bay Street debut, was right on the money, balancing a manic focus on the work at hand (giving the mad Judge a shot) with his verbal and physical sparring with the defendant, a chiropractor. Kudos to Fight Director Rick Sordelet, and to Pallister, Slotnick and the rest of the cast for pulling off those animated scenes. David C. Woolard’s costuming and Kathy Fabian’s props were right on – from the Prosecutor’s cheap suit with a lavender shirt and tie to the perfectly ill-fitting cop uniform on the Bailiff, to Bunny’s striking opening attire (I won’t spoil it). Alexander Dodge’s courtroom set was deceiving: at first it seems like the perfect square, formal courtroom, playing against the insanity of the play. Then it starts to come alive – the vertical wood slats surrounding the bench become as dizzying as the Judge himself. The Prosecutor’s apartment with his flamboyant partner was filled with stereotypical gay sight gags: the le Corbusier chair, periwinkle modern sofa, and Jonathan Adler-esque vase. Rounding out this aligned crew was the support of sound designer Jill BC Du Boff and Lighting Designer Jeff Croiter. This 90-minute play is a great way to round out the summer. Get tickets while you can. Romance, Bay Street Theater, through September 5. Matinees and evening performances. Box Office: 7259500; or Two for one available for matinees.

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The Hot 8 Brass Band from Bridgehampton. There is a suggested donation of $10 per person to attend. The farmers market goods will be on sale as usual, which implies abundant sampling opportunities.

Bring cash and a tote bag to stock up for the week. “The Hot 8’s” will be hotter than ever, as they will have performed their annual gig on Shelter Island at Joe Lauro’s Pleasure Lounge on Saturday, August 21, at 7:30 p.m., to benefit the Gift of Life Foundation. For more info e-mail Sunday’s Young People Speak Coast to Coast is not a fundraiser, but any proceeds raised beyond expenses will go toward youth outreach in the local community. The Hayground School brings a world of possibilities home to their students and the Hamptons at large. Throughout the year they host a wealth of events, programs and classes for all ages. For more information visit For more info on Young People Speak Coast to Coast contact Ella Engel-Snow at or visit or


By Stacy Dermont The Hayground School on Mitchell’s Lane in Bridgehampton is THE place to be this weekend. Today, as the Hayground School’s day camp closes at 3 p.m., their Community Farmers Market gets rolling, until 6:30 p.m. On offer is everything local, from fish, to mushrooms, to pies, to honey and jams. During this week’s Friday market, local artist and artisanal bread baker Amelia Garretson-Persans will be signing copies her new art book, House Stories: Drawings and Writings. The book of drawings, stories, and essays explores the themes of home and shelter, family, and secrets. Admission is free and there’s a rumor of free cupcakes and live music… You have a day to recover from Friday’s feast. On Sunday, August 22, The Community Farmers Market returns as part of Young People Speak Coast to Coast, a great grassroots event promoting youth activism and youth leadership. It is being billed as “a musical rally,” organized by local, young activists who call themselves “The Wild Strawberries.” The “Berries” include Ted Delano, Wunetu Tarrant, Ella Engel-Snow, Fred Kumwenda, Chris Kline and Jake Patterson. Patterson, in addition to contributing his time, donated images of his original drawings to grace this event’s postcards. At 20, Patterson is already an established artist, working primarily as a painter. The People Speak, an educational project based on the works of the late historian Howard Zinn, will cosponsor this event with the Hayground Forum. “By uniting the East and Gulf Coasts through music and spirit, reflecting on the five-year anniversary of Katrina, and the damage caused by the recent oil spill, along with issues in our own communities, we are summoning our young people to dance, speak out, and organize,” said 23-year-old organizer Ella Engel-Snow from Sagaponack. Young People Speak Coast to Coast begins at 3 p.m. and will feature The Hot 8 Brass Band as its headliner. Hailing from New Orleans, this group blends hip-hop, jazz and funk styles with traditional New Orleans brass sounds. It was formed by Bennie Pete, Jerome Jones, and Harry Cook in 1995, by the merging of two earlier bands, the Looney Tunes Brass Band and the High Steppers Brass Band. It’s eight hot guys on brass instruments and portable drums that will transport you to a second line in New Orleans, back to the future and every brassy corner in between. They sing, they clap and they do a mean version of Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing.” Can you ever have too much sexual healing?! Check out their sound at You may recognize the Hot 8’s from the 2006 Spike Lee documentary When the Levees Broke. Also performing is the dance troupe Urban Bush Women (UBW). A natural choice for this gathering, their stated mission is to “create dance and to create community.” UBW has been doing that since 1984 with their uniquely powerful grace. Added to the rich mix are a host of local bands, including Sag Harbor’s famous Glazzies in their last public performance before band members begin their college careers. Southampton’s popular family group The Thunderbird Sisters will also open the event. Readings by local individuals representing different communities on the East End will be interspersed throughout the event. They will read selections from Howard Zinn’s Voices of A People’s History of the United States, edited by Anthony Arnove. “We want to start a young people’s organization out here.

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Honoring the Artist: Rob Lang While all the covers of Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers are special, this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s image by Rob Lang is particularly noteworthy: itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the winner of a competition celebrating the publicationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 50th Anniversary. The photographic image is a surprising one; while the colors and composition are arresting, we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t quite figure out what the object is. This critic attributes meaning to such ambiguity: Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers has never been predictable, especially Dan Rattinerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s writing itself. Simply put, the paper canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be easily categorized, which is its strength. Rob Lang canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be categorized either. Consider his diverse subject matter, including landscapes, portraits, lifestyle and nature photography. Moreover, his style runs the gamut from realism, to abstraction, to Impressionism. Examples on Langâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s website reveal these variations: a humorous image of a manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s legs seen from an inner tube; a young girl walking down a country lane; a yellow and blue abstract landscape;

men diving into a lake from a birdâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s eye view. Q: Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m really curious. What is the cover image? A: Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a fragment of a sailboat. That piece is one-foot long. Q: The photograph contains some of your signature qualities. People think your work looks like paintings. A: Yes. I am attracted to details, tiny crevices, the surface of objects. Q: Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re also drawn to boats. A: Isolated boats, torn apart by weather. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a spiritual connection between me and those boats. Q: What about your experiences with boats? When do you know when to go see them? A: I am obsessed with going to boat yards. After Katrina, I went to Alabama to the shrimp yards. I only go a certain time of year when the boats are out of the water. I go to Charleston in December, when the boats


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Lang at work. are pulled out of the water. In East Hampton, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s November and December. Q: So you move around a lot, depending on what youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re photographing. Right now youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in New Mexico. A: In Santa Fe, photographing on a 20,000-acre cattle farm. Q: What first motivated you to do the kind of photography that you do? I noticed another motif in your work, which is water. A: When I was 16 and living in the Hamptons, I was a lifeguard. I would photograph people underwater. I still have a place here. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the best place to create. It doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get tiresome. Q: Where did you get your art training and what was a turning point in your training? A: I have a Masters in Art from New York University and the International Center of Photography, which I got in 1984. Working with Lisette Model was a turning point because she taught me about details by showing me tiny stones in pieces in the Metâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Egyptian Wing. Details are important in people or abstract pieces. Q: After New York, where did you go? A: I moved to Santa Monica for nine years and took film classes at U.C.L.A. I also did commercial photography for print ads. Q: What inspired you when you were there? A: I was with a gallery where the artists were from Cal Arts, and that influenced me. Q: Then you came back to East Hampton in 1996. I know this is your favorite place, but where else would you live and what other profession would you consider? A: I would like to work in Hawaii, Greece or Australia. Friends are always sending me e-mails from other places and saying, â&#x20AC;&#x153;You have to come here.â&#x20AC;? I would be a therapist if I werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a photographer. I started to get a Masters in counseling. Q: What is it that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re really doing? A: Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m transforming what I see into something I connect with â&#x20AC;&#x201C; a color, form, texture or the concept of art itself. â&#x20AC;&#x201C;Marion Wolberg Weiss You can contact Rob Lang through his websites: or


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in 1995, starring as Danny Zuko in Grease, and again in 2003, when he took on the Emcee role in Cabaret. Secada has also been busy with charity work, which has long been a big part of his career. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Whenever I can, I lend a hand,â&#x20AC;? he said. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s had a longstanding relationship with Miami Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hospital and the Mission of St. Francis. Currently, at his site, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s auctioning off a dream home to support the Mission. Jon Secada will perform at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center at 8:30 p.m. on August 21. For more information, go to

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Shauna Born “Dirty Shirt” the spontaneity still exists. Pam Focarino’s “Sketch 111,” while still abstract, appears more subtle and minimal. We can say the same for Mary Antczak’s piece. On the other hand, some artists maintain their identifying images, like Jane Martin’s black and white video still, at once mysterious, abstract and arresting. Darlene Charneco’s “Mutual Interest” is a copy of her larger pieces, which are always challenging to see. Cynthia Knott’s beautiful cloudscape is unique as are her huge canvases. And we can’t forget Connie Fox’s “Lucky Star 111” with her signature red star. Christopher Engel’s exhibit will be on view at the Romany Kramoris Gallery in Sag Harbor until August 26, 631-725-2499. “The Big Show” will be at the Silas Marder Gallery until September 6, 631-7022306.


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Two current exhibits attract like the number “three” or even our attention, not only for their three male figures, perhaps sigquality and imagery, but also for nifying the Holy Trinity. (Of their settings and context. At course, three could also desigRomany Kramoris Gallery in Sag nate the “id, ego and superego.”) Harbor, Chris Engel’s paintings Crosses appear as well. are surrounded by diverse and What’s equally intriguing is luscious objects, books, vases, the idea that these paintings flowers and all manner of things often feature figures that have that we wish we owned. Engel’s no gender or other identifying works fit right in, their bright coltraits; Engel’s faces are withors and unusual images suggestout human characteristics. He ing another world. Kramoris’ could be inferring that ideas items are also suggestive of farand memories are more imporaway, “other worlds.” tant than being male or female. Engel’s other worlds evoke Surroundings are also salient mystery, myths and archetypical at the Silas Marder Gallery, sensibilities: a throwback to primwhere several artists are particitive times and places, as well as ipating in the exhibit, “The Big periods rich with ancient history Show.” (The title is a pun and tradition, like the Middle because all the works are only Ages, perhaps, complete with gloeight by 10 inches.) No matter. Work by Chris Engel rious knights and kings. They are still effective, attached Consider his various “portraits” suggesting a king’s to the rafters in a barn on Marder’s grounds. Those face. We think it’s a royal person because of the grounds constitute an installation, replete with tropcrown, yet the triangle shapes recur throughout the ical plants, flowers and trees. pieces. Perhaps these forms mean something more It’s fun to see paintings, which are small and comspiritual: the triangle’s apex points toward the heavpare them to larger ones that the artists usually creens, its base making this configuration the strongest ate. Some results are particularly telling when of all geometric figures. Triangles appear throughout artists reproduce signature images in miniature, literature and art signifying transcendence. while others make entirely different configurations. We can even imagine the face as a Buddha, Bill King’s portraits are such an example; we although it’s unlikely that Engel had this in mind. would never know he painted them. (Conversely, a similar head recalls a robot or even a Terry Elkins’ church is another example, although steel-like mask rather than a king. Contradiction is he’s known for local scenes. strong in Engel’s work.) Jennifer Cross’ “Poet in His Garden” seems more Other religious motifs recur in Engel’s paintings, gestural and “wild” than her bigger works, although

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Art Openings & Galleries AMG-Amagansett; BRDG-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; EP-Eastport; GP-Greenport; HB-Hampton Bays; JP-Jamesport; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; NO-Noyac; PC-Peconic; Q-Quogue; RB-Remsenberg; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SHD-Southold; SI-Shelter Island; SPG-Springs; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHBWesthampton Beach; WS-Wainscott OPENINGS AND EVENTS PAILLETTS – Through Aug. 21, pottery and paintings by Swiss artist. 78 Main St., SGH. 631-899-4070. KARYN MANNIX – 6-7:30 p.m., Aug. 19, “Meet the Artists” cocktail reception. 36 Hampton Rd., SH. 631-3773235. TOWN & COUNTRY – 4-7 p.m., Aug. 20, painter Carolyn Francis of Bridgehampton, wine & cheese, 57125 Main Rd., SHD. BOOK LAUNCH – 5-6:30 p.m., Aug. 20, “House Stories: Drawings and Writings by Amelia Garretson-Persans,” featuring live music, homemade cupcakes, local wine, an exhibition of drawings from the book, and limited edition book covers. Hayground School Farmer’s Market, 151 Mitchells Lane, BRDG. ARTISTS OF SHELTER ISLAND – 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Aug. 21 & 22, Open Studios featuring 18 artists on SI. Free. JG JEWELRY – 5-7 p.m., “My Own Personal Hampton,” fictional map paintings by Jeffrey Obser, on view through Sept. 8 Main St., EH. 631-604-2880; 917-806-4614. BRDG HISTORICAL – 5-8 p.m., Aug. 21, “East End Arts: Jim, Jana & Dylan Hayden.” Archives Building, 2539-A Montauk Hwy, BRDG. 631-537-1088. BRAVURA GALLERY – 5-8 p.m., Aug. 21, “Exploring Mediums,” on view through Aug. 31, to benefit SH Hospital’s David E. Rogers Center for HIV/AIDS Care, with singer/composer Tinatin. Dress: casual white. 4 N. Main St., SH. 631377-3096. GALLERIES ANN MADONIA –11 a.m.-5 p.m. daily. 36 Jobs Ln., SH. 631-283-1878. ANNYX – 150 Main St., SGH. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL – 495 Montauk Hwy, EP. 631-325-1504. ART BARGE – 50 years art barge history. Victor D’Amico Institute of Art, AMG. 631-267-3172. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. daily or by appointment. 28E Job’s Ln., SH. 631-204-0383. BEGO EZAIR– Painters: Wanda Murphy, Roz Cole, Eveline Luppi, Jody Leib, sculptor Cal Thompson, through Aug. 31. 136 Main St., SH. BENSON-KEYES – By appt. 917-509-1379 or BERNARD SPRING STEEL – Watercolors, sculptures. Sat., Sun. 1-4 p.m. 7760 Main Bayview Rd., SHD. 631-7659509. BLUE SKY – Michael Yurick, through Sept. 2. 63 Main St., SGH. BOLTAX – 21 Ferry Rd., SI. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA – By appt. 261 N. Main St., SH. 631-377-3355. BRIDGE GARDENS/C FINE ART – Contemporary out-

door sculpture, through Labor Day. 36 Mitchell Ln., BRDG. 631-283-3195. BRDG HISTORICAL – Jim, Jana, & Dylan Hayden, through Aug. 27. Archives Building, 2539-A Montauk Hwy. 631-537-1088. CANIO’S – 290 Main St., SGH. 631-725-4926. CELADON CLAY ART – 41 Old Mill Rd., WM. 631-7262547. CHRYSALIS – Daniel Pollera, Sam Emler, Leonid Gervits, Gayle Tudisco. Thurs.-Mon. 10-5:30 p.m. 2 Main St., SH. 631-287-1883. CHUCK SEAMAN FISH PRINTING – 27B Gardner’s Lane, HB. 631-338-7977. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Furnishings, found objects. By appt. Lazy Point, AMG. 631-267-3172. DELANEY COOKE – 150 Main St., SGH. 917-445-8427. DESHUK-RIVERS – Tours with artist Daria Deshuk. 141 Maple Ln., BRDG. 631-237-4511. DRAWING ROOM – 16R Newtown Ln., EH. FLOWERS AT THE GREENERY – 19 Mitchell Rd., WHB. 631-288-7903. GALERIE BELAGE – “Outsider Art in the Hamptons” through Sept. 6. 8 Moniebogue Ln., WHB. 631-288-5082. GALLERYB – Photographs, John Gettings. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Thurs. through Mon. 150 Main St., SGH. 631-725-1059. HAMBURG KENNEDY – Photographs by Peter Tunney, through Sept. 6. 11 a.m.-8 p.m, Weds.-Sun. 64 Jobs Ln., SH. HAMPTON BAYS LIBRARY – George Hecht/bookselling in the 20th century, through Labor Day. 52 Ponquogue Ave. 631-728-6241. JG JEWELRY – Fictional map paintings, Jeffrey Obser, through Sept. 8 Main St., EH. JILL LYNN & CO – Paintings, Dana Bell, Grant Haffner, through Sept. 15. 66 Jobs Ln., SH. JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY – paintings, Roisin Bateman, through Aug. 31. 201 Main St., SGH. 631-725-0049. KARYN MANNIX – Sally Breen, Athos Zacharias. 36 Hampton Rd., SH. 631-377-3235. LEIBER MUSEUM – fine Japanese prints, through Labor Day. 446 Old Stone Hwy, SPG. 631-329-3288. LENZ WINERY – paintings, Annie Wildey, through Aug. 30. 38355 Rt. 25, PC. 631-734-6010. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART – Noon-6p.m. Sat, Noon-5 p.m. Sun, or by appt. 633 First St., GP. 631-477-2633. LUCILLE KHORNAK – 2400 Montauk Hwy, BRDG. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Abstracts by Joan Mitchell, Philip Guston, Lee Krasner, Ken Noland, James Rosenquist. 2426 Main St., BRDG. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART – 59 Main St., SH. 631259-2424. MOSQUITO HAWK – 24 N Ferry Rd., SI. 631-905-4998. OUTEAST – Abstract/figurative paintings, Jane Hugentober, through Aug. 26. 65 Tuthill Rd., MTK. 631-3756730. PAMELA WILLIAMS –167 Main St., AMG. 631-267-

7817. PARASKEVAS – Michael Paraskevas’ work/children’s book illustrations. By appt. 83 Main St., WHB. 631-287-1665. PARRISH ART – Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Jobs Ln., SH. 631-283-2118. PIERRE’S – Photographer Christine Wexler, through Sept. 1. 2468 Main St., BRDG. POLLOCK KRASNER – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-324-4929. PRITAM & EAMES – Furniture, Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Sun. noon-4 p.m., closed Wed. 27 Race Ln., EH. 631-3247111. REMSENBURG ACADEMY – 130 S. Country Rd., RB. 631-835-8024. RICHARD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS – 90 Main St., SGH. 631-725-1161. ROMANY KRAMORIS – Mixed-media paintings, Christopher Engel, through Aug. 26. 41 Main St., SGH. 631725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON – Noon-6 p.m. daily. 370 Manor Ln., JP. 631-722-0500. RVS – Noon-5 p.m. Thurs.-Mon. 631-283-8546. SGH HISTORICAL – “Our Long Beach – Its Suprising History,” multi-media, through Sept. 12. 147 Main St. 631725-5092. SIRENS SONG – Monotype, painting, etching, Deborah Freedman, through Aug. 30. 516 Main St., GP. 631-477-1021. SOLAR – Paintings, drawings, Astolfo Funes, through Aug. 24. 44 Davids Ln., EH. 631-907-8422. SOUTHAMPTON CULTURAL – “Gestures x 4: Josh Dayton, Carol Hunt, Fulvio Massi, Hans Van De Bovenkamp,” through Aug. 24. 25 Pond Ln. 631-287-4377. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL – “Saving our Landscape Heritage: Paintings and Photographs of the East End.” 17 Meeting House Ln. 631-283-2494. SURFACE – 845 Springs-Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-2919061. TULLA BOOTH – Thurs.-Mon. 12:30-7 p.m. 66 Main St., SGH. 631-725-3100. VERED – “Larry Rivers: Pop Icons,” through Aug. 31. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Sun.-Thurs., 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Fri., 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Sat. 68 Park Pl., EH. 631-324-3303. WALK TALL – 197 Madison St., SGH. 631-681-1572. WATER MILL MUSEUM – Quilt Show/Sale, through Sept. 13. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon./Thurs.-Sat, 1 to 5 p.m. Sun. 41 Old Mill Rd. 631-726-4625.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, August 20 to Thursday, August 26. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) The Other Guy (PG13) – Fri, 5:15, 7:30 Sat, 2:15, 4:15, 6:30 Sun 2:15, 4:15, 6:30, 8:30, Mon, 5:15 Tue-Thur, 5:15, 7:30 Eat Pray Love (PG13) – Fri, 5,8 Sat, Sun 2, 5, 8 MonThur, 5, 8 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Farewell – 3 all week I Am Love – 5 all week The Girl That Played With Fire – Fri, 8:30, Sat- Thurs, 9:15 Life During Wartime – 6:30, 7:15 all week Dirty Martini Plus Live – 11 p.m. Friday I Remember Better When I Paint – 2 p.m. Sunday UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) They didn’t send us the movie times AGAIN this week, and it is driving the guy who keeps track of the movie times crazy because we call them and they say they will send them, and then they don’t.

UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) The Other Guys (PG13) – 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10:20 all week Expendables (R) – 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10 all week Vampires Suck (PG13) – 1, 4, 7:40, 9:50 all week Eat Pray Love (PG13) – 12:45, 3:50, 7, 10:10 all week Lottery Ticket (PG) – 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:40 all week UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (PG13) – Mon-Thur, 4:30, 7:30 Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:15, Sat, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15, Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Get Low (PG13) – Mon – Thurs, 4, 7 Fri., 4, 7, 9:50, Sat., 1, 4, 7, 9:50, Sun., 1, 4, 7 The Other Guys (PG13) – Mon- Thur, 4:15, 7:15, Fri., 4:15, 7:15, 10:10 Sat., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:10 Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Inception (PG13) – Mon-Thur, 3:45, 6:50, Fri., 3:45, 6:50, 10, Sat, 12:30, 3:45, 6:50, 10, Sun., 12:30, 3:45, 6:50 Cats and Dogs (PG) – Sat., Sun., 1:40 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (Call 631-298-Show for times) The Other Guys (PG13), Nanny McPhee

Returns (PG), Eat Pray Love (PG13), Piranha (R), The Expendables (R), Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (PG13), Vampires Suck (PG13), Lottery Ticket (PG13) Greenport Theatre (+) Vampires Suck (PG13) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6:15, 8:30, Sat, Sun, 2:10, 4:10, 6:15, 8:30 Nanny McPhee Returns (PG) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6:30, 8:45, Sat, Sun, 2, 4:15, 6:30, 8:45 Eat Pray Love (PG13) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6, 9 Sat, Sun, 2:30, 6, 9 The Other Guys (PG13) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6:45, 9:15 Sat, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:15, Sun, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:15 Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center (+) 631-288-1500 Micmacs – August 24-26 8 p.m. Guild Hall, East Hampton (+) 631-324-0806 Together – August 26 8 p.m. The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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By Tamara Matthews-Stephenson Don’t you just love August? It’s the month when we attempt to cram all of our outdoor activities into a few short weeks. Summer moves along at a normal pace but once August hits, we begin to feel the nagging reminder that shortly we will be back to the hustle and bustle of autumn when the daylight starts to dim just after dinner. So let’s revel in the celebratory month with barbecues, beach picnics, outdoor dinners and backyard fun. There is no other time of the year

where we appreciate our outdoor spaces more than these last days of summer. Many pergolas, patios, decks, gardens and trellises have been constructed over history to help us embark upon that wonderful experience of dining alfresco under the twinkling stars. The food just seems to taste different as you sip your wine under the glow of lanterns. But be warned that outdoor dining can be a little unpredictable, so one must remain flexible when planning an outdoor event.

Thankfully there are many sources available for cushions, waterproof furniture and basically any material that helps you create an indoor feeling outdoors. I like to take my interior design style from inside my home to the outdoors for these special occasions by setting a unique table utilizing accessories, mixing various porcelain and pottery and adding colored and textured linens. When planning a dinner in my backyard, I almost always choose a small nook to (continued on page 84)


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position my dinner table, either under the shady branches of trees or a pergola. This cocoon of sorts creates a natural welcome and gives you a chance to hang lights or lanterns to create special lighting to surround your guests. Once my table is set, I create a self-serve bar for my guests so they feel comfortable to refill their drinks at their leisure. I take an interesting table from inside the house and set it up with wine, a signature drink in a large jar with ladle, an ice bucket and glasses. At a recent family party, we brought a bamboo bar cart on casters from inside to provide pitchers of lemonade and iced tea. The bar area creates a space similar to a kitchen island, it acts as a focal point for your guests, a place to cozy up and chat. I use vintage tablecloths with unusual throws as runners, but if I need something special for more than one or two tables, I head over to Bermuda Party Rental in East Hampton because they have a great array of choices for larger gatherings. An outdoor party is a time to inject a little bit of creativity and whimsy, so don’t be afraid to try a daring look. For our last year’s Fourth of July Party we turned a surfboard horizontally and served Mojitos and steamed clams in beach pails on top. Of course interesting and eclectic music is important, but not too loud to allow for conversation. Now that you have all the details in place, keep your fingers crossed that the weather cooperates, the bugs stay away, and the neighbors don’t suddenly decide to blast their music. Entertaining outdoors can be a little unpredictable, it’s wise to have an alternate plan in mind. You may have to take the party indoors if a sudden storm blows. As we have all experienced, weather can change on a dime out here on Long Island. I usually take a couple of minutes to think about where I will seat everyone and how we will work out the logistics in case of bad weather. Obviously tenting an area outside will give you more confidence, but for smaller gatherings one must improvise. Staying relaxed through potential disasters may help create a memorable event - nothing puts guests more at ease than a relaxed host. A recent example of how weather can change your

plans is a dinner party I planned a few weeks ago. I hosted an outdoor sit down dinner for 20 guests. The tables were set with pretty Tiffany and tan-colored cloths, the sangria was made, the pool sparkling and it was a beautiful sunny afternoon. I had just sat down with a few guests to sample the antipasto plate, when we heard the distant roar of thunder. We stammered for a minute and within seconds the sky overhead turned black, lightning crashed nearby and we ran for cover. As we all safely made our way inside with plates, flowers and food platters, we began to hear the ripping of trees outside. The house was swaying, lightning hit, we lost electricity and two trees came crashing down in our front yard. Later we learned a tornado had ripped through our section of the Springs in East Hampton leaving much of the neighborhood in disarray. However, at this point we were simply trying to recover. The electricity was out, but since it was still daylight we set the dining table inside. Thankfully the food was all prepared and ready to be served, so we enjoyed our dinner. I knew that once the party ended I would have some issues to contend with, but while the party continued we moved along with our plans. By the end of the evening, with the candles sparkling, we felt as if we were campers telling ghost stories. My guests laughed that we all took the chaos in stride and it was a fun and memorable night. The next day as we headed down Three Mile Harbor Road, we were in shock at all that had occurred during our dinner. My hope for you as you plan your next outdoor event is that you do not have a tornado to contend with, however, if weather changes your plans attempt to take it in stride. After all, it is a party and we only have a few short weeks left. Tamara is an interior designer, freelance writer and author of Nest by Tamara blog at BRINGING SCIENCE TO LIFE...

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By April Gonzales Guild Hall’s garden tour is an array of well-constructed gardens throughout East Hampton and Amagansett that illustrates the variety of styles and terrain that make this area so interesting. Whether it is the wide open vistas and native bog plantings of one home on the pond, the old world elegance of a stately home on Main Street or the intimacy and careful plant selection of the Jericho Lane garden, there is a good cross section here of environments and landscape design that illustrate the broad range our East End environment is capable of. But what may be most notable is how well each garden reflects the needs of the different owners, and their individual ways of interacting with the landscape. The Main Street Residence is a well-groomed delight, reorganized with the assistance of Galen Williams several years ago. The house is surrounded by elegant beds of annuals and perennials that extend the interior spaces out through porches and patios into the gardens. At one end, a formal path leads out to the pool and pool house, and on the other side a croquet lawn adds another level of enjoyment. In between there are shade garden paths, and sculptures are offset by banks of evergreens. The Terbell Lane property has a gorgeous view of the pond, the owners have respected the ecology of the area by leaving a large native bog planting in place that sweeps down to the water’s edge. The drive sweeps around to a formal parking court framed by banks of hydrangeas, but that is where the formalism ends. They have concentrated the gardens around the living spaces closer to the stylish house, patios and dining areas that also overlook the pond. 15 Ruxton Road is a landscape designed and built over 10 years by Ed Hollander. The entry is subtle, wooded and cool with a wonderful veil of shadows cast over the lawn by the old oaks. It is relatively deer proof and mostly green which makes the buoyant color of the back raised stone planters such a delightful contrast. Stone walls were built to address the grade change and define perennial beds at the same time. This is a fun garden full of color, which romps around the space according to season, light and texture play off the flowers. Don’t miss the hidden rose garden or the faux delft cow. According to Hollander he designed the landscape to have different garden spaces, “that create different experiences and different feelings”. His point about its design inspiration underscores the theme of the year’s garden tour, “this is all very personal. A marriage of site, architecture, and client. From wildly contemporary to very formal landscapes you have to make a personal connection with the client because you are working at someone’s home.” Sharon Losee of Greg Socia Associates agrees with this outlook and refines the concept of why East End gardens are so interesting and personal. “You have

to be a tool for building a garden that they live in and love. You have to be careful not to impose your style,” she said while walking me around a garden built with the owners’ children and their high level of activity in mind. Although there was no stinting on elegance in their design plan, the entry way does have a formal parking court, but the side yard shows off the groups creativity in a serpentine stone wall that was needed to handle the level differences between the neighbors and this property. It creates a wonderful hall- way, so to speak, between the front entry and the back living spaces. The owner of the Jericho Lane garden would seem to disagree at first with the above sentiments. “This garden is all about Dianne” she told me, meaning Dianne Benson, who planned the garden which illustrates that she has a fantastic eye for design based on her former profession in fashion. Her excellent sense of color is easy to see in the purple, white and green palette, this is a vivacious and cheerful gar-

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Earthly Delights

By April Gonzales

Recently I bought a new lawn mower. We have had two old push mowers for years. One is an ancient Honda that has started rain or shine for 10 years at least. My husband inherited it and fixed it, and the other was a Toro. They both were self propelled but they required some effort none the less. The Honda beat out the Toro though in terms of real toughness and longevity. It has opened up paths in the woods, mulched leaves and faithfully cut the grass for some time now. And it has always been left outside, even in the winter. A friend of mine cannot believe this. She insisted on covering it up with a tarp one winter but it blew off. Just last month it cut its last swath across our property. And in many ways it was time to go. The lawn has increased over the years, first in one direction and then in another. The tall old oak trees have remained overhead providing shade during the hot summer months, but we decided that lawn instead of dead leaves was a more comfortable look. There are still a few paths around the perimeter of the property that the Honda mower faithfully maintained this spring, chewing up small fallen branches and knocking down some of the cat briar that is always threatening to encroach from the nearby woods. Someone once told me that mowing was the only thing cat briar could not tolerate, even spraying does not always kill it, and the Honda was tough enough to take it on. But mowing became a two hour chore so my husband only cut the lawn once in a while. I prefer it long so I never objected, and after all I was not the one doing all the work so how could I complain? And then the fateful day arrived, only the upper lawn got done before the Honda conked out. It was time to shop for a new machine. We want-

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Life S tyle I stopped to see my friend Isabella in Hampton Bays while I was shopping west of the canal. I heard so much about a shop called Three’s A Charm Consignment, 487B Montauk Highway, East Quogue, that we just had to take a quick drive there to see what was going on…well did we hit the Lotto. We found vintage Chanel shoes, a new sale rack and tons of fabulous Steven Stolman fashions that just arrived. There is so much going on here; I suggest you take the ride and check it out. 631-594-2853. We popped into Bar Boy, 218 Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays, for a look at some new inventory and party supplies that just arrived. To our surprise, there was a sale going on, on Viking, Crown Verity, and Lazy Man BBQ units from $645 to $7,000, molded plastic banquet tables in several sizes, outdoor cookers reduced to $99, all size commercial stockpots, bar blenders, frozen drink machines and mixes, professional cutlery, glassware, dinnerware, bar stools, and paper party goods in all colors and sizes, just to name a few. If you need a fridge, or even cleaning supplies for your student’s dorm, you will find them here too. The store is packed to the rafters with great merchandise. Stop in and say hi, Bar Boy has been in this location for over 23 years. One of my favorites is Hildreth’s Home Goods, Main Street, Southampton, and Pantigo Road, East Hampton. In progress is a “Patio Clearance,” featur-

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dinner or cocktails by the pool, think light and sheer. Consider brushing on a pale shadow with a hint of peach, or even the palest pink all over the lid, from lashes to brows. You can accent that with the thinnest of liners on the upper lids, as close to the lashes as possible. Stay away from pencil liners that can smear and drip, even in cooler temperatures. Instead, use a gel liner available from MAC. Most companies now make a version of a gel liner; even Ricky’s has their own brand. So while the summer may be hot and steamy, following these suggestions will keep you looking pretty cool.


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sheer, light glosses in nude, pale pink, or peach. If you are someone who just doesn’t like the look and feel of gloss and prefers a less shiny lip, use a lip-pencil all over the lip instead. Again, stick to natural, nude, or pastel shades. If you want to add some moisture over the liner without adding too much shine, try something like Rosebud Salve Lip Balm, available in most drugstores or specialty stores like Ricky’s. When it comes to summer eye makeup, you’ll want that to be lighter too, both in application and shade. There is nothing wrong with a dark, smoky eye for an evening party or gala, but for a simple


Summer 2010 is coming to a close, but it’s still sunny and steamy, so you want to be sure you are doing (at least what looks like) less makeup. By all means, don’t forgo the appearance of flawless skin (and a bit of glamour at night), just be sure you make it look effortless and natural. However, looking natural is sometimes harder than it looks. Unless you’re on the beach and have covered up with sunscreen, a hat and sunglasses, you want to look your best for that lunch in town or afternoon garden party. Do stay away from any foundation that promises full coverage; this is sure to look like a full face of makeup in daylight. Instead opt for a tinted moisturizer with at least SPF 15, available from drugstore brands to designer products. One of the best drugstore brands on the market is Neutrogena. Try their Healthy Defense Moisturizer, with SPF 30, available with tint or without. Or try their Visibly Even Moisturizer, also with SPF 30. The Visibly Even Moisturizer promises to help reduce blotchiness, discoloration and the look of dark spots. If you want to dig a little deeper into your pocketbook, try Dr. Denese’s Hydro Shield Tinted Moisturizer SPF 15, available in three shades: light, medium and tan. Dr. Denese’s tinted moisturizer is slightly thicker than Neutrogena, and has more coverage, but it blends easily into the skin. If you find you still need a bit move coverage, even during the day, than a tinted moisturizer provides, try using a bit of mineral powder over the moisturizer. It is possible to get full coverage even with a mineral powder, so to make it look sheer always apply it with a brush instead of a sponge or puff. The size of the brush you use should be consistent with the area where you need the most coverage. For example, if you need just a bit of extra coverage on the forehead or the chin, use a slimmer brush so you are just applying the powder where you need it. If you need coverage over the entire face, use a fluffy powder brush and brush evenly all over. If you want even more coverage at night, try a foundation like Georgio Armani’s Face Fabric Foundation or Makeup Forever’s High Definition Liquid Foundation. Whether day or night, you’ll want to stay away from dark matte colors on lips. Instead, choose

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Cleansing & Fasting effective physiologically and what is more of a spiritual practice. A total fast is when you refrain from eating. Usually, you may drink water - and lots of it - but that is all. Chris Strychacz, PhD, is a research psychologist at the Naval Health Research Center in San Diego. He has done an annual, week long fast for 17 years, during which time he consumes only water. He speaks of the profound spiritual benefits of cleansing the system in such a pure way. A detoxifying cleanse is not the same thing. Linda Page, a naturopathic doctor, leads cleanses that employ the use of specific ingredients to stimulate the detoxification process. Her cleanse consists mostly of fruit juices - so you continue to have energy, but the high water content helps everything flush through the system. Page’s cleanse is a weekend long, and is designed to help shed extra pounds, as well as to help get rid of unnecessary toxins. Other common cleanses employ the use of lemon juice, water, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper to help flush the system. While Western medicine has made great strides in improving overall health and fighting disease in the last century, our culture is suffering in new ways. For example, obesity is an epidemic. Some experts believe that incorporating fasting or

By Sharon Feiereisen I once met a man who was in the midst of a 21day fast. He was neither lethargic nor irritable. He was talking a mile a minute and raving about how unnecessary food was. After our conversation, I walked away and ate a bowl of spaghetti. It got me thinking, it’s indisputable that we are exposed to a lot of toxins just by living our everyday lives. Even if we live in a beautiful, serene place, it’s difficult to avoid all the harmful elements. By eating organic foods, drinking plenty of filtered water, and getting enough sleep, we are helping ourselves. But our bodies were not meant to sit at desks all day, our digestive systems were not designed for Diet Coke, and our lungs were not prepared for the emissions that exist, even in country air. Detoxification occurs naturally in our bodies. The colon and liver are remarkable in their abilities to flush the system. However, many of the things we ingest are difficult for the liver and colon to process. Some of these things get stuck in the system. Sometimes forever. That’s why cleanses and fasts can prove so effective. By flushing the system with water while keeping it clear of any new substances, you can really unclog those pipes. There are a wide variety of fasts and cleanses and there is much debate about what is most

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Stand Up Paddling - Like Walking on Water

Susan M. Galardi


then SPLASH! Right into a pool of jellyfish. But when Gina Bradley, a.k.a. Paddle Diva, offered to give me a lesson, I couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t refuse. Bradley teaches a little, but more often she leads group stand up paddle tours â&#x20AC;&#x201C; like hiking tours on the water â&#x20AC;&#x201C; for women. We met at Havens Beach one beautiful morning. After some very brief instruction on getting on and off, how to paddle, and where to look, I got on and pushed myself out. First â&#x20AC;&#x201C; as far as Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m concerned (and mind you, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m no surfer, but I do love boogie boarding) it was


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cleansing into our annual routines could be the answer. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Through my 25 years in medical practice and healthcare,â&#x20AC;? says Elson M. Haas, MD, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I have come to believe that the cleansing/detoxification process is the missing link in Western nutrition. I have seen patients transform persistent illness into health and greatly improved vitality.â&#x20AC;? If you think of the body as a city, the liver and colon are the sewer system. The widespread ingestion of processed sugars and fats is like garbage stuck in the pipes. The liver and colon cannot function on a healthy level, so the whole city is plagued by problems. In a city, these problems may manifest themselves as floods or awful stenches. In the body, it becomes disease, fatigue, allergies, skin problems, and digestive issues. Here in the Hamptons, a few wellness centers offer guided cleanses that can help you rid your system of unnecessary toxins. Check out the cleanses at Yoga Shanti in Sag Harbor ( or Mandala Ayurveda and Healing Arts in Amagansett (


very easy. Granted, Bradley got me started on a beginner board which was kind of like riding a barn door, in that it was VERY steady. Add to that that I was very excited and giddy about the experience â&#x20AC;&#x201C; no trepidation at all. Also, we werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t going to be screaming at each other from our jet skis â&#x20AC;&#x201C; this, as I mentioned, is a very quiet, almost meditative experience. We talked in normal tones throughout the 45-minute lesson. It was fantastic. Gliding along. I felt like Jesus, walking on the water. I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t find it particularly strenuous â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s another wonderful thing about the sport. Like a hike, you can do an easy short stint, or you can push and do a physically challenging, faster-paced, longer paddle. It is an amazing core workout. Also, like hiking, there are so many places you can explore, up close and personal, from the water. Bradley takes individuals and groups out at Havens, Long Beach, Accabonac Harbor, Three Mile Harbor and Sagg Pond (she recommends that for a sunset paddle, after all, the sun does set on the pond). Bradley has been teaching sports, health and fitness classes and individuals for over 20 years. She is certified to teach fitness, wind surfing, mountain biking, and Scuba. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking for a new â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;vehicleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; to take on the water, consider paddle boarding. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a convert. You can check out Bradleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s offerings at

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Food / Dining

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Cupcakes Come to Water Mill

Inside the Water Mill Cupcake Company are a hit with local “cupcakers.” When I told Formica and Balletta that what they’re doing is living my dream – to run a small

bakeshop – they said, “So many people tell us that!” Until you start a little bakeshop of your own, you can buy some spiffy Water Mill Cupcake Company pink-on-white logo aprons, t-shirts and caps and at least dress the part. After only five weeks in business, the partners have to seriously consider expansion. At the end of the day they say, “There are no leftovers.” Plus they want to be ready for the holidays – Halloween should be a real whopper! Heck yes, they do pumpkin cakes. The shop space is soft white and cozy with live flowers and pink details. Water Mill Cupcake Company lives up to its motto, “Where the sweet meet.” Water Mill Cupcake Company, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. Open Tuesday-Sunday, 10-6. 631-726-0444, CREATED BY DVM COMMUNICATIONS

By Stacy Dermont Even manly men love this cute little bakeshop! Owners (and cousins) Cindy Formica and Ruth Balletta say that men come for the coffee and order a “whatever’s good” cupcake. A lot of families come together to enjoy cupcakes and ladies who lunch do tea here. This brand new shop is located in the Water Mill Shoppes shopping plaza in Water Mill. In fact, it’s right next to Citarella. I spotted it a couple weeks ago while enjoying a leisurely dinner at Muse. This shopping area is really hopping with FOOD these days. I guess it stands to reason, these retail spaces have their own traffic light, plenty of parking and Water Mill is pretty much surrounded by farm country. Water Mill Cupcake Company’s menu ranges from Vanilla/Vanilla to Red Velvet to Blackberry, and custom flavors are available to order. You can see their full menu at What’s not to like? Since opening on July 10, 2010, Formica, Balletta and their handy band of relatives have been serving up their traditional recipes, from mini cupcakes to wedding cakes. They have already become a go-to shop for area cocktail parties, openings and picnics. What sets them apart from other bakeries is the outstanding quality of their ingredients. Local fruits are used in season, along with fresh eggs, real butter, unbleached flour, Madagascar vanilla and gourmet chocolates. What they don’t use are preservatives. All of the baking is done on-site, daily. Yum! Last week I finally had a chance to enjoy tea and a cupcake while seated on one of the Water Mill Cupcake Company’s bright pink, antique kitchen chairs. I chose an almond cupcake and a mint green tea. I chose well – I even loved the paper cup; it’s really tall and made of undulating white cardboard, like a big cup of lace. I must go back for more. Formica and Balletta came up with the plan for their shop just last Fall. It’s a dream come true for them to be able to work together and bake all day, “Like your mom would.” Though not a trained baker, Formica has a background in holistic nutrition, which informs their recipes. Balletta has baked alongside her father, a baker, from her earliest years. This cake company is the only retailer that offers Irving Farm Coffee Company coffees and Harney & Sons Fine Teas on the East End. Both of these companies are based in the Hudson Valley and both

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By Susan Galardi In the late ’80s, food insiders knew about the off-the-beaten-path restaurant on the bay, the Coast Grille. Well, much can happen over the decades, but for those who remember the old Coast Grille, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the Coast Grille is not back. The good news is that the new Coast Grill (notice the omission of the ‘e’) is better than anything that’s come before. The place is transformed. The main dining room feels like an elegant enclosed porch: clean, open, with white washed walls and dark stained floors. Sparkling clean picture windows overloook Wooley Pond and the marina on Noyac Road. They’ve really captured that Hamptons feel. The Coast Grill is now headed up by the husband/wife team of co-owners, Stacey Navan and Chef Brian Cheewing. He was the chef who opened Grappa, was integral in the start up of Prime 103 in East Hampton, and did stints at George Martin, Almond and Nick & Toni’s. The restaurant has a “chilled seafood” menu that includes raw and steamed. All salads are $10; appetizers $9-14. We started with fresh, delightful little necks (6 for $11), and moved on to the Long Island Duck Confit with lentils, in a Port Reduction ($12). The tiny beluga lentils had texture and crunch, the salad that came with was a perfectly bright accompaniment. This was my favorite appetizer. The plump and sizeable crabcake ($13) came with a well balance sweet pepper aioli, served with a

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on the late-summer side. The fish itself was grilled to perfection with a charred skin, served in a nicely balanced lemon/butter sauce. The seared halibut ($29) was equally delicious. A nice slice of white fish perfectly roasted, topped with a five-olive tapenade that set off the whole dish. The rustic side dish was an unusual and deliciously earthy toasted farro/broccoli rabe combination in a saffron butter sauce, where you could see they didn’t skimp on that precious item. Desserts were $8-10. The Chocolate Torte with cappuccino ice cream (dotted with chocolate covered coffee beans – parents beware) was flawless. The torte was pleasantly warm and the chocolate rich. The brulee of the day was chocolate. While my purist dining partner favors the classic crème brule, I loved this version. It was like the finest freshly made chocolate pudding you can get, with a crunchy chocolate top. The wine list by the bottle is ample, and they offer 12 good wines by the glass. One of the better selections I’ve seen. The bar menu, which can double as a children’s menu, includes burgers, mussels, lobster mac & cheese, and other great staples, from $9-12. The Coast Grill is the perfect stop on Noyac Road as you go from here to there. But it’s also now a destination restaurant again. Well worth going out of your way for. The Coast Grill, 1109 Noyac Road, Southampton, NY. 631-283-2277;


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Dining Out ALMOND - Critically acclaimed Bridgehampton institution offering seasonally-driven bistro fare at very unHamptons prices. Prix fixe nightly, Sunday kids special, Thursday bar special and daily plat du jours. Closed Wed. 631-537-8885. ANNONA - Upscale Italian Restaurant with innovative dishes created by Executive Chef Anthony Decker. Enjoy live music or our late night lounge complete with D.J. and drink specials on Friday and Saturday. Open 7 days, 5 p.m. – 11 p.m. Sunday – Thursday, 5p.m. – 3 a.m. Fri & Sat. 112 Old Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach, 631-288-7766. BACKYARD RESTAURANT AT SOLE EAST - A local favorite for those in the know. Located on the beautifully landscaped grounds of Sole East Resort. Casual, Mediterranean-influenced menu incorporating the freshest local produce and daily catches. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Poolside dining. Brazilian Bossa Nova brunches on Sundays and live entertainment. 90 Second House Rd., Montauk. 631-668-2105. BLUE SKY MEDITERRANEAN LOUNGE Appetizers, or “Small Plates,” include salads, shellfish, pizzetta and soup, ranging from $9 to $16. Main courses, ranging from $21 to $28, offer inventive fish and seafood dishes, pastas, chicken, lamb, veal – the works, and a nod to the Eastern Mediterranean with Moussaka. 63 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-1810. Menu at BOBBY VAN’S - Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. ‘til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton, 631-537-0590. BREWSTERS SEAFOOD MARKET - Mon-Thurs, “Early Catch” menu, complete dinners $15. Two-Fer Tues, two lobsters (1 1/8) $25, includes 2 sides. Wed, Bucket Night, all shellfish buckets $12. Everyday special, Bucket of Corona & Steamed Shellfish $30. Open seven days. 252 Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays, 631-728-3474. CAFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S - Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m., from noon to 3 p.m. serving a casual Italian-style menu. Excellent choices by Executive Chef



Chip Monte. Check out the great late night bar scene. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-6682345. CANAL CAFÉ - Be reminded of Cape Cod in the 1970s at this very casual waterfront eatery. Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar. Accessible by boat. Live music all summer. 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays, 631-723-2155. CASA BASSO - Three-course prix fixe $25 every night. 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton, 631-288-1841. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM - Serving the best aged and marinated steak, the freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual warm atmosphere. Family-owned and operated since 1958. Open for lunch and dinner. Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-722-3292, or 1065 Franklinville Rd, Laurel, 631-298-3262. THE COAST GRILL - A favorite Seafood restaurant for 25 years, now under new ownership. With Executive Chef Brian Cheewing at the helm the restaurant has a new American flare, newly redecorated, come enjoy a sunset dinner overlooking Wooley Pond. Open for dinner 7 nights at 5 p.m. 1109 Noyac Road, Southampton. 631-2832277. COPA - Wine bar and tapas restaurant. Open seven days a week, year round. Great late night bar scene with excellent appetizer selection. Private parties available. 95 School St., Bridgehampton, 631-613-6469. COOPERAGE INN - Special events including annual summer lobster clambake, live comedy and murder mystery dinner theater, and wine and beer dinners. Beautiful new bar and lounge with live music on weekends, Happy Hour 5-7 p.m. 2218 Sound Ave, Baiting Hollow, 631-7278994. FARM COUNTRY KITCHEN - Serving lunch and dinner on the old Peconic River Reservations & Byob. Just a great summer night out. W. Main St., Riverhead, 631-3696311. GOLDBERG’S FAMOUS – Located in East Hampton, Southampton and Westhampton Beach, Goldberg’s has brought the best bagels, flagels, egg specials, signature salads and more to the Hamptons for 60 years. EH 631-329-

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8300, SH 631-204-1046, WHB 631-998-3878. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY - Espresso Bar, Bakery, Café, and Coffee Roastery. Full-service breakfast and lunch in Water Mill. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” 6 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to Green Thumb) and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach (Six Corners Roundabout at BNB). 631-726-COFE. HARBOR BISTRO - New American cuisine with French backbone, blended with hints of Asian and South American fare created by co-owner and executive chef Damien O’Donnell utilizing local purveyors. Extensive $29 prix fixe every night from 5 to 6 p.m. and all night at the bar. $19 three-course prix fixe Thursday to Sunday, 5 to 6 p.m. Spectacular waterfront sunset views nightly at 313 Three Mile Harbor-Hog Creek Road, East Hampton, 631324-7300. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN - New American Cuisine with Mediterranean flair. Lunch and dinner daily, closed Tues. 370 Manor Ln., Jamesport, 631-722-0500. THE JUICY NAMM - Open in Sag Harbor and East Hampton, serving organic juices, smoothies and highvibration raw vegan cuisine. 51 Division St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-3030, and 27 Race Lane, East Hampton, 631-6045091. LA VOLPE RISTORANTE/ANTON’S BRICK OVEN PIZZERIA - Authentic Italian cuisine. Traditional recipes with a contemporary twist. $18 Lunch Prix Fixe 12-3 p.m., $12.99 Twilight Menu 4-6 p.m., Vintage Hour everyday at the bar 4-6 p.m. with complimentary bar bites. 611 Montauk Hwy, Center Moriches. Reservations 631-8743819, Anton’s Take-out, 631-878-2528. LE SOIR RESTAURANT - Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts. 825 W. Montauk Hwy, Bayport, 631-472-9090. MUSE RESTAURANT & AQUATIC LOUNGE - New American Fare with Regional Flare. $29.95 three-course prix fixe offered ALL NIGHT, every night, except Friday &

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Sneak In Some Nutrients with Sweet Potatoes

Sometimes getting children (and adults) to eat their vegetables is an uphill battle. It doesn’t have to be that way when vegetables are part of a delicious dessert. Sweet potatoes are nutritional powerhouses. In fact, the Center for Science in the Public Interest ranks sweet potatoes as the No. 1 vegetable for nutrition. Sweet potatoes offer almost twice the recommended daily allowance of vitamin A, 42 percent of the recommendation for vitamin C, four times the RDA for beta carotene, and, when eaten with the skin, sweet potatoes have more fiber than oatmeal. Sweet potatoes are also relatively low in calories. Tasty on their own, sweet potatoes can add flavor to soups, sauces and other meal items; they’re more than just a side dish. They also can be used in baked goods, including cakes, cookies and muffins.

Try using sweet potatoes in baking to replace much of the sugar and oil of traditional cake recipes. Their sweet texture will add moisture and much-needed nutritional value to treats. As a start, experiment with this recipe for “Sweet Potato and Chocolate Cake.” The use of dark chocolate as opposed to semi-sweet or milk chocolate beefs up the antioxidant power. Sweet Potato and Chocolate Cake 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 cup sugar 2 cups canned sweet potato, pureed or equivalent of fresh potatoes, stewed and mashed 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon orange zest 2 teaspoons baking powder 2 teaspoons baking soda

1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1 cup dark chocolate chips Preheat oven to 350 F. Grease and flour a bunt baking pan. Put sweet potatoes in a bowl and blend until mostly mashed and soft. Add the remaining ingredients, except for the chocolate chips. Mix on medium power for two minutes. Add the chocolate chips and fold into the batter. Pour the cake mixture into the bunt pan. Bake in the center of the oven for 60 minutes. For extra chocolate flavor, melt 1/2 cup of the chocolate chips in a double boiler, or microwave on low until melted. Pour over the cooled cake as a drizzle.

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Farmers Market Report Llamas are coming to the East Hampton Farmers Market today! Not to eat. The Yaphank Livestock Company is bringing some of its prizewinning llamas for a visit. See these beasts and the sweaters and socks made from their wool from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. in the Nick & Toni’s parking lot on North Main Street. Of note to Southampton Farmers Market patrons is See the llamas in the other Sunday market in the village. After you stock East Hampton up on fresh, local produce, check out the Southampton Antiques Fair at 159 Main Street. It runs every other Sunday from 9 a.m.3 p.m. through October 17. Admission is free. The Hayground Farmers Market on Mitchell’s Lane in Bridgehampton has two very special events this weekend. This afternoon the market operates as usual from 3 to 6:30 p.m., with the added attraction of a book launch. Local artist (and artisan bread baker) Amelia Garretson-Persans will be signing copies of her new art book House Stories. Look for free cupcakes and live music. The Hayground Farmers Market makes a second appearance this weekend. On Sunday from 3 to 7 p.m. it will operate as part of Young People Speak Coast to Coast, a musical rally featuring national music and dance acts as well as local bands. Sunday’s event carries a suggested donation of $10 per person. This week at the farmers markets seek out local peaches, peppers, okra and blueberries. Yum!

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Saturday, when it is offered until 6 p.m. Live music on Thursdays. Private cooking classes & wine dinners with Chef Guiffrida available. Open Wed.-Sun., 5:30 p.m. Citarella Plaza, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill, 631-7262606. 1 NORTH STEAKHOUSE – The hottest new restaurant with the best steaks in town. Tues. three-course prix fixe $24.95, Wed. two entrees & a bottle of wine $50, Thurs. Prime Rib Night, King & Queen Cut USDA Prime $24.95, Sun. Brunch 11a.m.-3 p.m. $19.95, Sun. nights are Martha Clara Nights, discounted bottles & VIP tastings. Open for lunch, Sat./Sun. Noon-4 p.m. Dinner Tue.-Thu. 5-10, Fri.Sat. 5-11, Sun. 5-10. 631-594-3419. OLD MILL INN – Showcases local, seasonal ingredients, including fresh lobsters and oysters, priced for the times. Open for lunch and dinner, Wed.-Sun. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck, 631-298-8080. ORCHARD AND VINE BAR AND RESTAURANT Offers contemporary American fare showcasing locally grown and farm fresh ingredients, fine spirits, outstanding wines and a casually elegant atmosphere. Dinner 6-11 p.m. Open daily. Lunch. 56 Nugent Street, Southampton, 631-377-3669. OSO AT SOUTHAMPTON INN and OUTSIDE @ OSO – Seasonally-driven, modern American fare with global influences, served indoors and outdoors. Open 7:30 a.m. daily for breakfast and lunch. Enjoy a la carte or prix fixe dinner Wed.-Sun. 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-2831166. PHAO THAI KITCHEN - Classic Thai barbecued beef, chicken satay, shrimp & vegetable summer rolls and wokcharred squid appetizers. 29 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631725-0101. PIERRE’S - Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere. Open seven days. Brunch Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. PHILIPPE – Frequented by Paul McCartney, Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker–plays host to Hamptons VIPs. Best in Chinese Food (Zagat 2010) and Best of the Best (New

York Magazine, 2007), gourmands can enjoy a $29 threecourse prix fixe dinner, Sun.-Thurs. 44 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton, 631-907-0250. RACE LANE – An American restaurant with some continental asides. The modern building was designed by Norman Jaffe and the architect’s style is back. Guests can sit by the fire on couches with cocktails, such as the “Race Lane Shandy” ($9, Pilsner, St. Germain, club soda) or the “Torquay” ($14, gin, muddled cucumber and lemon served in a Prosecco float). Open year round at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton, 631-324-5022. MAHON’S SEAFOOD SHACK - Fresh local seafood cooked to order by French Chef Christian Du Pernay. Visit us on Facebook. Live Aucostic music every Friday & Saturday. 2095 Montauk Hwy. Amagansett, on the Napeague Stretch 631-604-5102. Open 7 days. SEN RESTAURANT - The Hamptons “go-to” place for sushi/Japanese cuisine. Extensive sake list and great late night scene. Take out/full service catering. 23 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-1774. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR - A modern American bistro. Open seven days, lunch & dinner. Great bar scene and even better food. This week’s specials include sautéed softshell crabs with lemon buerre blanc, roasted corn and tomato salad. Happy Hour Mon.-Fri., 5-7 p.m. Catering available & Full Take-out Menu. 26 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays, 631-723-2626. THAT LITTLE ITALIAN PLACE - Italian cuisine in the Heart of Greenport (across from Mitchell Park), enjoy views of the Harbor while enjoying authentically prepared meals, along with specialty drinks in the cool atmosphere! Serving lunch Fri.-Sun., Dinner Thurs.-Sun. Full menu available for take out, on- and off-premise catering. 110 Front St., Greenport, 631-477-6767. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK – Surf shack, bar and grill. Open at 11 a.m. for lunch and dinner. Weekend brunch at 10 a.m. Nachos, kabobs, Fat Boy burgers, hummus, salads, seafood, and coconut shrimp. Two-for-one margaritas all the time. Live music. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Tpk, Bridgehampton, 631-537-6060.

6 to 9:30 p.m. 7 North Rd., HB, 728-7373. SUNDAY, AUGUST 22 OLD MILL INN – 7 p.m.-8, sunset cruise, prix fixe dinner at the Inn before or after sailing. 5775 West Mill Rd., MTT, 298-8080. PHAO THAI KITCHEN – Reggae music 5:30 p.m.-9, DJ Doogie reggae music 9 p.m. 29 Main St., SGH, 725-0101. PIERRE’S – Jazz w/ Oyster Trio 7 p.m.-10. 2468 Main St., BRDG, 537-5110. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Ryan Shaw 7 p.m., $25/$35. Nick’s Surprise B-day Party 10 p.m., $25. 161 Main St., AMG, 267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – New Life Crisis 6 p.m., DJ Biggie. 7 North Rd., HB, 728-7373. MONDAY, AUGUST 23 THE PIZZA PLACE – Live acoustic jazz jams led by Dennis Raffelock, 7-9 p.m. 2123 Montauk Hwy, BRDG. 5377865. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Amy Distler Benefit w/Feed the Need and Disco Sux 6 p.m., $20. 161 Main St., AMG, 267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Jimmy Mazz. 7 North Rd., HB, 7287373. TUESDAY, AUGUST 24 GURNEY’S INN – 6-10 p.m. reggae & rock concert. Gurney's Inn, 290 Old Montauk Hwy, MTK. 631-668-2345. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – “In the Round” with Nancy Atlas 7 p.m. 80s Party w/Disco Sux 10 p.m., $10. Main Street, AMG, 267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Live music. 7 North Rd., HB, 7287373. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 25 BEACH HUT –Latin music by Mambo Loco 6 p.m.-9:30. 1 Canal Rd., HB, 728-2988. GURNEY’S INN – 6-8:30 p.m. Lobsterbake; 9 p.m. comedy show, $20. Gurney's Inn, 290 Old Montauk Hwy, MTK. 631-668-2345. OLD MILL INN – 7 p.m.-8, sunset cruise, prix fixe dinner.. 5775 West Mill Rd., MTT, 298-8080.

PUBLICK HOUSE – Ladies Night. DJ Brian. DJ Govia 9:30 p.m. 40 Bowden Sq., SH, 283-2800. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Wounded Warrior Benefit w/Tony Scalzo 8 p.m., $10. SUDDYN EP release party 10 p.m., $10. 161 Main St., AMG, 267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Steve Fredericks. 7 North Rd., HB, 728-7373. THURSDAY, AUGUST 26 ANNONA – Live music. 112 Riverhead Rd., WHB, 2887766. BAY BURGER – Open jazz session. 7 p.m.-9. No cover. 1742 SGH Tpk., SGH. 899-3915. FRESNO – Brazilian music, live bossa nova w/ Ludmilla Brazil 6:30 p.m.-9:30. 8 Fresno Pl., EH, 324-8700. GURNEY’S INN - Live music, beach fiesta & margaritas on the beach. 290 Old MTK Hwy., MTK. 668-2345. MUSE – Live music, guitarist-vocalist Steve Fredericks, 7 p.m.-10. 760 MTK Hwy., WM, 726-2606. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Emily Warren 8 p.m., $10. The Dons w/Uzimon 10 p.m., $10. 161 Main St., AMG, 2673117. TIDE RUNNERS – Joe Aleque. 7 North Rd., HB, 7287373.

$!".&$  Contact venues, as some require ticket purchase or may change their schedules. AMG-Amagansett; BRDG-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTTMattituck; MTK-Montauk; Q-Quogue; SGH-Sag Harbor; SH-Southampton; WM-Water Mill; WHWesthampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach FRIDAY, AUGUST 20 ANNONA –DJ, drink specials 11 p.m.-3. 112 Riverhead Rd., WHB, 288-7766. EH BOWL –Latin music by Mambo Loco 9 p.m.-12. 71 MTK Hwy., EH. 324-1950. PUBLICK HOUSE – Taproom specials 4 p.m.-12. DJ Dory 10 p.m. 40 Bowden Sq., SH, 283-2800. REGULARS – Friday Night Supper Club entertainment. 1271 North Sea Rd., SH, 287-2900. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Dan Hicks and The Hot Licks 7 p.m., $50/$65. Booga Sugar 10 p.m., $25. 161 Main St., AMG, 267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Live reggae music, DJ SoCo. 7 North Rd., HB, 728-7373. ZIGGY’S – Daily 2 for 1 margaritas. 964 Bridge/Sag Tpk., BRDG, 537-6060. SATURDAY, AUGUST 21 EH POINT MARINA & YACHT CLUB – Day & Night Party, pull up to marina & party in your own boat, or join the fun inside 12:30 p.m.-6. 295 Three Mile Harbor Rd., EH, 731-3099. NICK AND TONI’S – The Lonesharks 4-8 p.m. 148 S. Emerson Ave., MTK. PUBLICK HOUSE – DJ Brian Evans 9:30 p.m. 40 Bowden Sq., SH, 283-2800. REGULARS – Live music. 1271 North Sea Rd., SH, 2872900. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Subdudes 7 p.m., $50/$65. Nancy Atlas 10 p.m., $25. 161 Main St., AMG, 267-3117. STEVEN KLEIN’S HOME – 7 p.m.-11, cocktails, $300, $500, $2,000. 1971 Scuttlehole Rd., BRDG, 924-3934. TIDE RUNNERS – Brian & Eddie 3 to 6 p.m., live music

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Restaurant Review: The Old Mill Inn, Mattituck so pleasant that we found ourselves talking the night away with the stillness of the water around us and the dark summer sky lit up with stars over our heads. This is what a restaurant should feel like, I remember thinking, and I also found myself sort of sad that so many of these fine gems of establishments on both the North and South Fork have been replaced with a trendy vibe that can sometimes feel unauthentic and quite frankly, kind of annoying. The chef knows how to cook at the The Old Mill Inn and the people running it all really care about their piece of the American dream that they all genuinely take their roles in the restaurant seriously, from the bus girl, to the waiters, to the head chef and owners.

Old Fashioned Home Cooking the Way Grandma Used to Make it!

For dessert, we shared an outstanding dish, that you very rarely see on menus in other restaurants, that was a plate of deep fried cake dough fritters sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon that could be dipped in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry sauces. Pure, wonderful decadence for a dessert to top off a wonderful evening on the North Fork that I won’t soon forget. I highly, highly recommend this restaurant to anyone, whether you are with your wife for a nice romantic evening, a group celebrating a birthday or closing a deal. It’s a comfortable, elegant and a genuine place with fantastic food. It’s a place I will go to again and again. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck. 631-298-8080


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By David Lion Rattiner Hidden away on the Mattituck Inlet is a restaurant that embodies everything that is wonderful about the North Fork. The Old Mill Inn sits right on the water, in a gorgeous setting, overlooking sailboats that have a quiet magic, much like the restaurant itself. The restaurant is authentic, charming and gracious, with a professional staff who all have smiles on their faces, a lovely, old world wood bar, a peaceful interior dining room and a gorgeous outdoor deck area for quiet dining that is romantic and fabulous. Needless to say, I really liked it here. I felt as comfortable as I do in my own home at this restaurant, and it has an elegance and a class that is in its own league. What is so great about The Old Mill Inn is its authenticity to the area. The building was constructed around 1820 and it hasn’t changed much, and you can feel the history within its walls. I felt like I discovered this big secret while dining there. Owned by Bia Lowe, Elaine Lafferty and Barbara Pepe, The Old Mill Inn is exactly as it should be and I hope they never change it. Barbara is a naturally hospitable woman, who treats the restaurant, the people that work there and the guests who dine there as if it were her personal family. We seated in the outdoor area, which I highly, highly recommend you take advantage of while dining here. It is romantically lit and is quiet, and provides a sense of peace while you sit. The richness of the land and water around you reminds you why you love to spend your time on this wonderful part of Long Island. I was so charmed by this restaurant and its positive vibe. Our waiter, a true professional, took our drink order which was of course a glass of local white wine. We tried the Beef Carpaccio, which uses grass fed beef, that was an absolute sensation. The dish comes with marinated mushrooms, toasted pine nuts, shaved parmesan and truffle emulsion that was so good, my guest ordered another as her entrée. I really can’t say enough good things about this dish. We also had the “Angry Mussels” which are cooked with garlic, shallots, chili, vermouth, tomato and basil and bread to dip into the broth. If you like spicy food, you have to go for this dish, I’ve never eaten mussels that taste like this in all of my years reviewing restaurants. We also tried the red and golden beet salad which comes with frisee, green beans, Danish blue cheese, hazelnuts and a balsamic dressing as well as the fresh, local tomatoes that are grown right on farms within throwing distance. The entrée menu ranges from $14 for a burger to $30 for a nice piece of fish. For my dinner, I tried the sword fish, which was simply epic. The sword fish is served grilled, and it comes served over a succotash of summer corn, pancetta and fava beans, and a sun-dried tomato basil pesto. The sweetness of the corn comes through off the sundried tomato basil pesto. I can’t imagine anyone saying they are anything else but completely impressed by this dish. I highly recommend it, as did our waiter who I personally thanked for recommending as we left the restaurant. It was such a satisfying meal and the setting was

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North Fork Events FRIDAY, AUGUST 20 MOVIE AT THE LIBRARY - â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; Friday, Aug. 20, 1:30 p.m. at MattituckLaurel Library, Mattituck. Starring Cate Blanchett and Brad Pitt. PG-13. 631-298-4134. MOVIE NIGHT IN TASKER PARK - At dusk, sponsored by Town of Southold Youth Bureau. Bring blanket and chairs. Information: NEPAL PRESENTATION BY HALLIE TAMEZ - 4 p.m. at Peconic Landing auditorium, Greenport. Inspiring program outlining mission and activities of non-profit NGN, dedicated to reconnecting trafficked children with their families in war-torn Nepal. Free. 477-3800. FEEL THE BEAT TEEN DRUM CIRCLE - 5-7:30 p.m. for grades 6+ at Mattituck-Laurel Library, Mattituck. Develop rhythmic patterns and explore tones of the drum. Register: 298-4134. FAMILY DINNER WITH THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS - 5-7 p.m. at Knights of Columbus, Cutchogue. Pulled pork, dessert, coffee tea; bar open until 8 p.m. Adults $15 or

2/$25; children $10. 734-7338. HALLOCKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BAY PADDLE AND BARBECUE - 5-9 p.m. with Group for the East End. Search for wildlife from the water, sunset feast; bring drinks (must be transported in your kayak or canoe). Fee $25; under 12 $15. Single kayaks rented for $30, doubles $50. RSVP: 631-765-6450, SATURDAY, AUGUST 21 SOUTHOLD VILLAGE CRAFT FAIR - 10 a.m.-4 p.m. includes solar telescope set up by members of Custer Institute and Observatoryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s staff. Admission free. Rain date Sunday, Aug. 22. VINTAGE BASEBALL GAME - 1 p.m. at Poquatuck Park, Orient, sponsored by Oysterponds Historical Society. Bring chairs and blankets and watch game played by 1864 rules. Free. 631-323-2480. GOLDSMITH INLET CLEANUP - 8:30 a.m.-1 p.m. in Southold, with Group for the East End and Group to Save Goldsmith Inlet. Bring gloves; light snacks provided. RSVP:




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631-765-6450, ext. 211, THIRTY SIXTH ANNUAL POLISH TOWN STREET FAIR AND POLKA FESTIVAL â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Sat and Sun, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. in Riverhead. Free admission; food and beverages available, including famous kielbasa sandwiches and pierogi. Events include Polish Mass at St. Isidore R.C. Church, petting zoo, pony rides, flag-raising ceremony, re-enactment of traditional Polish wedding, polka music, corn-husking contest and more. Polka Festival Saturday, 5 p.m.-midnight in Polonaise Park Pavillion, with music by John Gora Band and Polka Family. Admission $13; ages 12 and under $5. Food and beverages available. 369-1616, WHY ARE WE IN AFGHANISTAN - Michael Zweig introduces his award-winning documentary â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Why Are We In Afghanistan?â&#x20AC;&#x2122; 3 p.m. at Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport. 631-477-0660. GREENPORT STANDARD HOSE COMPANYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S 33RD ANNUAL BARBECUE - 4-7 p.m. at Third Street Firehouse #1. Take-out orders available. Tickets $20, available at firehouse or from any member. 631-477-1943. COUNTRY BARN DANCE AT CHARNEWS FARM - 711 p.m., hosted by Peconic Land Trust. Country, folk, contra, squares, waltz and circle dancing taught by Dick and Bess Haile of Long Island Traditional Music Association; no partners needed, singles welcome. Bring picnic supper. Adults $5; children free. Reservations required: 631-283-3195. â&#x20AC;&#x153;CHAIRSâ&#x20AC;? ANTIQUE AND UNIQUE EXHIBIT Saturday-Monday, 1-4 p.m. 2 weekends only: Aug. 21-23 and 28-30 at Cutchogue-New Suffolk Historical Council in Schoolhouse on Village Green, Cutchogue, in celebration of its 50th anniversary. 631-734-7122. Admission free. Lecture â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Be Seatedâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; by Doug Constant, Saturday, Aug. 21, 11 a.m. at Cutchogue-New Suffolk Library, Cutchogue. Fee $5 includes refreshments. 631-734-7122. EAST END LIGHTHOUSES MARITIME HISTORY CRUISE - Depart 3:30 p.m. aboard Peconic Star II from Greenport/LIRR Ferry Dock. Fee $95 all-inclusive. Tour approximately 4-5 hours. Wear casual attire, boat shoes or sneakers; bring windbreaker or sweater for evening comfort. Pre-registration required: mail check payable to East End Lighthouses, Inc., P.O. Box 21, Greenport, NY 11944 and indicate date of cruise and number of participants. Credit card payment on website. 631-406-6180. SUNDAY, AUGUST 22 THIRTY SIXTH ANNUAL POLISH TOWN STREET FAIR AND POLKA FESTIVAL â&#x20AC;&#x201C; See Saturdayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s listing. FOURTH ANNUAL SEAFOOD FEST TO BENEFIT CAST - 6 p.m. at the Wharf House at Founders Landing, Southold. Tickets $50, includes complete seafood dinner including lobster, clams, mussels corn on the cob, dessert, coffee and complimentary glass of wine or beer. RSVP: 631477-1717. â&#x20AC;&#x153;CHAIRSâ&#x20AC;? ANTIQUE AND UNIQUE EXHIBIT Saturday-Monday, see Saturdayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s listing. JAMESPORT FIRE DEPARTMENTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S 12TH ANNUAL LONG ISLAND SOUND TO GREAT PECONIC BAY 10K RUN - 9 a.m. from Iron Pier Beach to South Jamesport Beach. Pre-registration by Aug. 16, $20 (first 400 guaranteed a T-shirt); day of race $25 (7-8:30 a.m.). Post-race raffle award ceremony, use of South Jamesport beach for the day, water stops at 1,2,3,4,5 miles, food, refreshments, medical aid and music along the way. Rain or shine. 631-369-4950,,

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ONGOING EVENTS SOUP KITCHEN - Community supper, free soup kitchen for those in need, 5:30-6:30 p.m. on Wednesdays at St. Agnes Roman Catholic Church parish hall, located on Sixth Street in Greenport. For more info., call 631-765-2981. REIKI CIRCLES - Reiki Circles Monday Nights at the Grace Episcopal Church on the last Monday of every month. Meetings are held at the Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more info., contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072. SKATEBOARDING - Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. For hours and other info., call 631-477-2385. INDIAN MUSEUM - In Southold, open 1:30 p.m.- 4:30 p.m. on Sundays. For more info., call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY - Weather permitting, Custer staff will be on site to assist visitors in observing the night sky and in using their telescopes. Open from sunset until midnight in Southold. For more info., call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION - Buddhist meditations, 7 p.m. on Monday evenings at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. For more info., call 631-949-1377.

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Day By Day AMG-Amagansett; BRDG-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SIShelter Island; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WS-Wainscott BENEFITS WHBPAC: BE OUR GUEST – 6-8 p.m., Aug. 20, cocktails and hor d’oeuvres by Starr Boggs at the restored 1903 Seafield Lane estate of WHBPAC Board President, Len Conway. Contact Logan at 631-288-2350, ext. 117, or . DANS PAPERS: 50 YEARS 50 ARTISTS – 4-8 p.m., Aug. 21., hor d’oeuvres, open bar, live music, to benefit East End Hospice, SH Public Radio, Group for the East End. 230 Elm/230 Down, SH. $50/$65 (w/after party)/$25 (after party only). SAVE OUR COAST, SAVE OUR CULTURE – 5:30-8 p.m., Aug. 21, live music, cajun-inspired food & cocktails, celebrate the culture of New Orleans & benefit the Finding Our Folk Children Music Education Program. Toni Ross’ Bridgehampton Estate. $150 suggested donation. 917-8065575. HEAT PARTY – 6-8 p.m., Aug. 21, cocktail party to benefit SH Hospital’s Ellen Hermanson Breast Center and Ellen’s Well, hosted by Steven Klein. West Kill Farm, 819 Lumber Ln., BRDG. Tickets: 631-329-5480 or at BEST BUDDIES INTL – 6:30 p.m., Aug. 21, Southeast Asian-themed cocktail hour, formal gourmet dinner & live entertainment, to benefit the non-profit offering opportunities to people with intellectual and developmental disabilities. Tickets/sponsorships: 305-374-2233, ext. 217. EVENING OF SMILES – 7:30-10:30 p.m., Aug. 21, cocktails, hor d’oeuvres/desserts, live entertainment & auction, to benefit Operation Smile, providing free surgeries for children with facial deformities. RdV East, 125 Tuckahoe Rd., SH. Tickets online at BRAZILIAN SUNFLOWERS – 8 p.m., Aug. 21, featuring Brazilian singer Bebel Gilberto, to benefit the Association of Community Employment Programs for the Homeless. 298 Narrow Ln, SH. 212-541-5698. HAMPTONS PURSUIT CAR RALLYE – 8:30 a.m., Aug. 22, vintage/classic cars cruise the back roads following clues, food donated from local restaurants/delis; prizes awarded; to benefit the Retreat, the East End’s domestic violence agency. The Retreat Boutique, 2102 Montauk Hwy, BRDG. $125. To enter: 631-329-4398. HAMPTONS PRO/AM TENNIS INVITATIONAL – Aug. 22, 20 amateurs pair with the legends of tennis, to benefit the Prostate Cancer Foundation. Ross School Tennis Facility, 18 Goodfriend Dr., EH. 561-373-9294. ELLEN’S RUN – 9 a.m., 5K race/walk to benefit the Ellen Hermanson Foundation for Breast Cancer Patient Support Services. SH Hospital Parrish Hall, Herrick Rd. $25 (advance)/$35 (race day). 631-907-1952. ON OUR TOES IN THE HAMPTONS – 4-7 p.m., Aug. 22, annual performance/fundraising gala featuring Evidence, A Dance Company, with emcee Rene Syler, cocktails, hor d’oeuvres & auctions. Watermill residence. $250/$500; sponsor packages start at $2500. 914-235-1490, ext. 16. SUMMER FIESTA – 5-9 p.m., Aug. 22, live music, latin food, exotic drinks, to benefit Southampton Town Democratic Committee. 38 Actors Colony Rd., North Haven, SGH. $100. 631-237-4821. MY DOG: AN UNCONDITIONAL LOVE STORY – 6 p.m., documentary screening & cocktail party, to benefit Animal Rescue Fund of the Hamptons. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. $45 (screening)/$150 (both). 631-537-0400, ext. 201. OLD WHALERS CHURCH – 7-10 p.m., Aug. 25, musical event to benefit the Community House and Pbpbs 88.3, featuring Nancy Atlas and Telly, Caroline Doctorow & the Steam Rollers, Gene Casey & the Lone Sharks, Jim Turner, Robert Bruey and more. 44 Union St., SGH. $30. Tickets by phone/web only: 631-725-0894 or FARMER’S MARKETS BRIDGEHAMPTON – 3-6:30 p.m. Fridays.,Book launch today! Hayground School, 151 Mitchell’s Ln. 631-987-3553. EAST HAMPTON – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Fridays,. llamas today! Nick and Toni’s, 136 N. Main St. 631-725-9133. EASTPORT – 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays. Hamlet Green, Montauk Hwy. 631-801-2505. MONTAUK – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Thursdays. Therese School, S, Etna Ave. RIVERHEAD – 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Thursdays. Next to the aquarium, East Main St.

PICK OF THE WEEK Sun., August 22, 3-7 p.m. Young People Speak Coast to Coast at Hayground School, see listing at right. SAG HARBOR – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Saturdays. Marine Park, Bay St. SOUTHAMPTON – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Sundays, except holidays. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln. WESTHAMPTON – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Saturdays. 85 Mill Rd. 631-288-3337. THURSDAY, AUGUST 19 PIANO CONCERT – 7 p.m., Vladimir Nielsen Piano Festival Young Virtuosos Concert. SH Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln. $15. 631-899-4074. SYLVIA – 7:30 p.m. today-Sun., play by A.R. Gurney. Mulford Farm, 10 James Ln., EH. $20/$15 (students/seniors). 631-324-6850. WORLD CINEMA NOW: THE BEST OF THE DECADE – 8 p.m., In the Mood for Love (Hong Kong, 2000). $12. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. 631-324-4050. SOUTHAMPTON ARTS FESTIVAL – Through Aug.29, showcasing over 12 internationally acclaimed artists in 8 performances, including a fundraising Gala. Southampton Cultural, 25 Pond Ln. Complete schedule: ROMANCE – David Mamet’s courtroom comedy. Shows 8 p.m. Tues.-Sat., 7 p.m. Sun., matinees Weds. 2 p.m., Sat. 4 p.m., through Sept. 5. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, SGH. $55/$65. 631-725-9500. FRIDAY, AUGUST 20 THETA HEALING SESSIONS – 3 p.m., with Patricia Dymond, alternative healing practice. Juicy Naam, 51 Division St., SGH. 631-725-3030. FRIDAYS AT FIVE – 5 p.m., Enemies of the People: My Family’s Journey to America, with author Kati Marton, Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BRDG. $15. 631-537-0015. FRIDAYS ON THE PORCH – 5-6:30 p.m., wines & hors d’oeuvres with the Sag Harbor Historical Society. 174 Main St., SGH. 631-725-5092. SUNSET FRIDAY – 5 p.m. to sunset, live music. Wolffer Wine Stand, 3312 Montauk Hwy, SGK. 631-537-5106. TRUNK SHOW – 5-8 p.m., Tucker Golf & Lauren Gabrielson, new collections. 112 Hampton St., SGH. RSVP: HALLOCK’S BAY PADDLE & BBQ – 5-9 p.m., paddle along Orient Beach State Park followed by a sunset BBQ. Food provided; bring drinks. $35/$15 (under 12). Kayaks available for rent: $30 single/$50 double. Res. req’d: 631-7656450, ext. 208. OUTDOOR MOVIE – 7:30 p.m., Sidney Lumet’s Dog Day Afternoon (1975). Bring a beach chair, blanket and picnic. Silas Marder Gallery, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., BRDG. 631-7022306 or PLAY READING – 8 p.m., My Brilliant Divorce, starring Blythe Danner. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. $25. 631-3244050. THE CHALKS – 8 p.m., a musical about the lives of three sisters performing as a trio. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. $35. 631-725-9500. SATURDAY, AUGUST 21 HIKE – 9 a.m., meet at Abraham’s Path, between Accabonac Rd. & Town Ln., EH, for a 3-mile hike. 631-3248662. KAYAK TRIP – 10 a.m.-noon, meet at the end of Towd Pt. Rd., SH. BYO kayak/life vest. 631-283-2638. POLISH TOWN FESTIVAL – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. (fair), 5 p.m.-midnight (polka), Polish food & craft booths, petting zoo & pony rides, DJ, live Polka music. 300 Lincoln St., RVHD. 631-369-1616. DAN READS IN THE HAMPTONS TOO – 11 a.m., meet the author at the Southampton Bath and Tennis Club, Gin Ln., SH, for a reading of “Jack Whitaker.” XCOOKING DEMO – Noon to 2 p.m., Pate a Choux from Martha Stewart’s Cooking School. Loaves & Fishes Cookshop, 2422 Montauk Hwy, BRDG. 631-537-6066. AILEY II DANCE – 8 p.m., details at Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. $55. 631-324-4050. JON SECADA – 8:30 p.m., Grammy winning vocalist performs Latin, R&B and pop hits. WHB PAC, 76 Main Street. $100/$85/$70. 631-288-1500.

SHAKE IT UP AND DANCE – 10 p.m.-1 a.m., retro music, cash bar. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, SGH. Free admission. 631-725-9500. SUNDAY, AUGUST 22 BIKE RIDE – 8:30 a.m., 12-mile Sag Harbor to Sagaponack summer ride. Helmets req’d. Reg. req’d. 631-8482255. YOUNG PEOPLE SPEAK - 3-7 p.m., Hayground School, 151 Mitchell’s Lane, BH. Musical rally features Hot Eight Brass Band, Glazzies, Urban Bush Women, many more plus farmers market. All ages $10, THE DUKE’S MEN OF YALE – 5-6 p.m., a capella singing group in the courtyard. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, SGH. 631-725-9500. DAN READS IN THE HAMPTONS TOO – 6 p.m., meet the author at Books & Books, Main St., WHB, for a reading of “Barry Trupin” and a book signing. STEVE ROSS IN CONCERT – 7:30 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. $55. 631-324-4050. SINGER-SONGWRITER SERIES – 9:30 p.m., original songs by local up and coming talent. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, SGH. $5 suggested donation. 631-725-9500. MONDAY, AUGUST 23 COCKTAIL CRUISE – 5:30-7:30 p.m., board the “American Beauty at Long Wharf, SGH, for wine, drinks & appetizers; optional 3-course dinner after for $36 at Blue Sky Restaurant, 63 Main St., SGH. Res. req’d. $60 (single)/$50 (2+ people). 631-283-0402. MOVIES IN THE PARK – 8 p.m., call for details. East Quogue Village Green, Montauk Hwy & Lewis Rd. 631-7288585. JOE PISCOPO & BOBBY SLAYTON – 8 p.m., stand-up comedy peformance. Bay St. Theatre, Long Wharf, SGH. $60. 631-725-9500. TUESDAY, AUGUST 24 AARP DEFENSIVE DRIVING – 10 a.m.-2 p.m. today & Fri., must attend both days. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. $12 (AARP members)/$14. 631-2830774. ALL IN THE TIMING – 7:30 p.m. today-Aug. 29, six oneacts by David Ives. Mulford Farm, 10 James Ln., EH. $20/$15 (students/seniors). 631-324-6850. CINEMA AT THE PAC – 8 p.m. today, Weds. And Thurs., Micmacs. WHB PAC, 76 Main Street, WHB. $10/$7/$3. 631288-1500. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 25 HIKE – 9 a.m., meet at Camp Hero Rd., MTK, for a 4.5mile hike. 631-668-2093. CONCERTS IN THE PARK – 6:30-8:30 p.m., New Dawn (formerly Signify), funk/R&B, Agawam Park, SH. Free. THURSDAY, AUGUST 26 PHOTOGRAPHER INTERVIEW – 10 a.m., with Tapp Francke of Water Mill. BRDG Historical, 2368 Montauk Hwy, BRDG. 631-537-1088. WORLD CINEMA NOW: THE BEST OF THE DECADE – 8 p.m., Together (Sweden, 2000). $12. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. 631-324-4050. FRIDAY, AUGUST 27 FRIDAYS ON THE PORCH – 5-6:30 p.m., wines & hors d’oeuvres with the Sag Harbor Historical Society. 174 Main St., SGH. 631-725-5092. FUNDAMENTALS OF RAW FOOD – 6:30-9:30 p.m., with authors Viktoras Kulvinskas & Dr. Edwin Riley, nutrition discussion & chi kung/tai chai instruction, followed by book signing. Juicy Naam, 51 Division St., SGH. $45. 631725-3030. OUTDOOR MOVIE – 7:30 p.m., Saturday Night Fever (1977). Bring a beach chair, blanket and picnic. Silas Marder Gallery, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., BRDG. 631-702-2306 or KENNY NEAL – 8 p.m., Blues artist performs. Atlantis Marine World, 431 E. Main St., RVHD. $35. 631-816-0535. ONGOING DRIP PAINTING WORKSHOP –10 to 11:30 a.m., Thurs.-Sat. All ages welcome. Jackson Pollock/Lee Krasner House, 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., EH. For Thurs/Fri Workshops: 631-329-2811; Sat. Workshop: 917-502-0790.

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NO FARMERS, NO FOOD Dear Editor, Senator Kenneth LaValle, a strong advocate for family farmers, voted to defeat the Omnibus Farm Worker Labor Bill this month in Albany. This bill would have adopted mandates and increased costs that would have made it impossible for family farmers to keep producing food in this area. These mandates were totally incompatible with farming today, which depends on unreliable weather to plant and harvest crops. Senator LaValle cast his vote in favor of our local farmers and the future of local foods and the rural economy. New York Farm Bureau appreciates Senator LaValle’s leadership and his strong support of our local farmers. Dean Norton, President New York Farm Bureau Batavia, New York We support our local farmers. – DR FROM THE MASTER Dear Editor, In response to the “Hamptons Farmers Market Report” in your August 6 issue, I offer the following: The Southampton Farmers Market is not in danger of closing up. We have 20 fabulous vendors offering a wide variety of foods. Our customer traffic has been steadily increasing. As Market Master, I have not heard any complaints about the market – in fact, everyone I speak with is very happy that there finally is a farmers market in Southampton! The Southampton Chamber of Commerce also has not received any complaints about the market. It all has been positive. We are here to stay! The market is located behind the Parrish Art Museum every Sunday from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. through Oct. 10 (except Sept. 5). And to all our customers, both current and future, we appreciate your support throughout the rest of our season and are looking forward to next year. Julie Lofstad, Market Master Southampton Chamber of Commerce 76 Main Street

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GO RIGHT TO THE SOURCE Dear Dan, We met many years ago when you were just attempting to computerize your newspapers in the early 80s; I did some work for a fellow named George Young (but please don’t hold that against me). We are both older now and have developed interesting perspectives. I enjoyed reading your recent article on the Shinnecocks but when I tried to post a comment it was rejected. I have done a great deal of work with the Pequots, the Mohegans and many other tribes during the great casino rush of the 90s. I grew up in Brookhaven Hamlet on Long Island, spending many a summer day either in Montauk scalloping on the Peconic Bay or wasting time on Shelter Island. I now live in Connecticut on the Connecticut River in a town called Essex. I am semi-retired now after spending almost 20 years in gaming (as a technical resource) from here to Las Vegas and all points in between. If you want to do a favor for me and a favor for the Shinnecocks, you might give them (or Lance) my email address. I am sure that I could help them see a different perspective on things. Here are my comments: Great article Dan and it speaks to the “winning lottery ticket” like opportunity that the tribe just obtained. It also talks about the cost of sitting at the table to play the game. It only hints at the destructive

forces that have torn many a tribe apart – greed and losing one’s way in the ocean of offers that greedy people will present to them. I have watched firsthand how money has torn apart strong tribes as well as strong families. These Shinnecocks have to really get way up over the chessboard, study the players, and think this one through. There are enemies and friends lurking in every opportunity – some which will be in plain sight and some that they will not even see. A friend of a banker that funds a CT tribe may steer them in a way that will not benefit the Shinnecocks, but benefit the competition back in Connecticut. Generous ideas from politicians aside, the Shinnecocks will need to select a location very carefully. The East End of Long Island will not provide the numbers that a property near New York will (traffic is bad enough now and gamblers will scratch their losing itch close to home unless there is an amazingly compelling reason to sit in a car for hours.). Too bad that Aqueduct is gone or going there is probably the best location. Belmont is okay but lacks great transportation like Aqueduct. In closing, the most important thing for the Shinnecocks to remember is that running a casino is a business and does not provide their identity – it is a means to an end. That said they need to find people to run it right and run it honestly. A great model for the tribe to emulate might be the Seminoles in Florida – they seem to have it together, keeping business away from real tribal life. Good luck Shinnecocks! Mark Uihlein Essex, Connecticut I am passing this on to the Shinnecocks. – DR

Police Blotter Pool Stabber Someone in East Hampton took a knife to a pool liner and stabbed it six times. The pool is in stable condition at Southampton Hospital, however it did lose a lot of water and chlorine. Montauk Madness Here’s one that really bothered me. Two women were being dropped off by a taxi when they were struck by a drunk driver who slammed into them while they were paying for their fare and standing by the road. They received significant injuries that were not life threatening. The man crashed his car, was later arrested for DWI and then began screaming and yelling at police the entire night, being disorderly and angry and demanding a lawyer. It’s like dude, you just hit two women with your car while driving drunk, be a little remorseful about it. What the hell is wrong with you? Dayman? A man in Southampton was reported doing karate late at night with another man who was dressed in all black and is supposedly known for going out all night long. One witness that saw the fight said that she thought it was the Dayman, who is a frequent fighter of another man who calls himself the Nightman, and who is a master of karate and friendship for everyone, ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Craigslist Prankster So here is a good way to get yourself in jail while really annoying somebody. In East Hampton, a woman reported that somebody put her phone number and address on a craigslist ad offering an iPhone for sale for $200. The woman said that five different people went to her house looking for the phone. Shelter Island Old Man McBert sat in his kitchen. He was angry. Somebody, somewhere, had stolen his peanut butter sandwich. He put on his WWII helmet, grabbed his rifle, and patrolled his backyard to try and find the culprit but to no avail. He later documented the incident in his diary, “August 11, peanut butter sandwich stolen. Foot patrolled perimeter on south side of backyard, but nothing unusual found. However, I could feel something was amiss, something, out there on Shelter Island, was not right, and by George I’m going to figure out exactly what it is. Even if it kills me, I will find who stole my peanut butter sandwich.” Whoops A man from Westhampton was shot in Calverton accidentally by a friend of his. He was shot in the pelvic area and was treated for nonlife threatening injuries. He may need to find new friends. – David Lion Rattiner

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Lic# EH6705, SH L002472


Installed Windows, Roofing, Siding, Gutters, Doors



Turn On Monitoring Winterization

Owner Operated Deal Direct


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Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990


Company Inc. • Gabions • Floating Docks Built & Installed • Docks Built-House Piling • Retaining Walls • Excavation & Drainage Work Contact Kenny

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residential Landscaping, irrigation & hardscape installation. Individual must be knowledgeable in materials, ordering materials, crew supervision, project completion times and process of completion for both small and large scale projects. Solid employment track record, formal education within the green industry and clean driving record. Bilingual a plus. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your chance to join a growing organization with a future career path. Job ref #80 Full time position available in East Setauket for a Certified Ophthalmic Technician. We offer a pleasant work environment, health insurance, 401k, and PTO. Compensation commensurate with experience. Duties include: Visual Field Testing, color vision, eye chart, Ability to communicate well with patients Take patient history, ensure patient flow, Understanding of chart documentation requirements, OCT Refractions: Manual and Auto IOL Master Assistance with Lasik, office surgeries, and Yag $33,000 - $42,000 Per Year based on experience. Job ref#87 Tennis facility looking for a part-timee maintenance position. Seeking a maintenance minded individual to open our tennis courts daily. Looking for someone for 2 hours in am to water, roll, sweep and line tennis courts, as well as clean/fill ice water containers. Year round position - 8 courts from May to Sept., 4 courts from Sept- May . Would be a good match for an early riser. Make an extra $500$600 per month! Early start time. Job Ref #92 Bookkeeper needed for Southampton Office. Flexible days and hours $16-$20 per hour depending on experience.MUST BE PROFICIENT

ON QUICKBOOKS PRO 2010or 2009. Duties include sending invoices, receiving payments, Filing, Speaking with clients. Time logged through time tracker. Must be mature enough to work alone and complete tasks without direct supervision. Job# 106 Physical Therapy office located in Southampton needs front desk receptionist with medical billing/insurance experience. Part time Mon, Wed and Fri. $13-$15 per hour Job Ref #118 Email Marketing Asst./Social Media Maven needed 20 hours per week and some can be done virtually! Are you a social media wiz? Enjoy creating newsletters? Help build, update and maintain a series of Excel contact databases, build final emails for deployment. Proficient using Constant Contact, Experience with Dreamweaver essential. Basic understanding of uploading/mailing software tools like Excel and Microsoft Office. A Wiz at social media! Individual would work from own location and in house, using own computer and perform tasks on a per-projectbasis and flexible schedule. Job ref#119 Baker/Retail Associate: Looking for personable associate who has a love of baking to work in Water Mill Shoppe part time Friday, Saturday and Tuesday, and Two Sundays a month Must be flexible with schedule. Job Ref#120 Southampton Hotel seeks experienced bookkeeper for management position. Highly administrative position which will handle daily reports, travel agent commissions, manage rent role, payables, receivables, daily reconciliations, travel

agent research, management of commercial office complex (billing, maintenance). Banking. College Degree required. Preferably business major, accounting knowledge. Applicant must be mature, trustworthy, and able to handle guest complaints and human resource questions. Excel and Quickbooks pro a must. $45,000+ depending on experience. Immediate Start. Job Ref #121 Food/Beverage/Special Events Manager for Restaurant/Catering Facility. Southampton location seeks Front of house manager responsible for hiring, scheduling, food and beverage inventories, assist with detailing special events. Knowledge of Excel, An excellent host/hostess who can maintain ambience of dining areas, and able to train in proper food service etiquette. Ability in detailing special events along with cost estimates, staffing levels, A year round position that includes sales and marketing of weddings, catered events, special events and hotel packages. Salary 40K+ depending on experience and performance. Immediate Start. Job Ref #122 Front Desk Receptionist needed at Southampton Hotel. College Degree required. Experience preferred. Job ref# 123

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SWIMMING POOL SERVICE CREW Excellent salary. Pool closings, weekly cleanings. Will train the right person. Prestige Pools. (631)325-8929

BEDROOM SET, Antique hutch, wood accent table, dressers, chairs, etc. and 7- foot sailboat with motor. Reasonably priced. (631)324-3121 (917)374-4038

$$$500 & UP FOR BIG JUNK CARS $$$ trucks, vans, less for small ones. $10 per hundred for cars delivered, 8 cents for tin, 9 cents for cast, prices subject to change. Hesh's Recycling. (631)420-1111 (516)641-9063



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EAST HAMPTON Kitchen Cabinetry Studio looking for upbeat, highly motivated designer/ sales position part- time. Self starter, positive attitude, excellent organization skills, great telephone skills required. Computer experience. Salary plus commission. Email resume to:

631-329-5550 Leave name and number Speak slowly and clearly P/T general work, light menial tasks, temporary position. (631)329-5550 Upscale Landscape company seeks quality masons. 10 years experience required. Legal & clean drivers license. Bi-lingual helpful. MUST be able to show multiple projects of your work. Contact Charles (631)537-9672


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Nanny Agency Of The Hamptons and Classic Household Staffing For all your household staffing needs. Serving The Hamptons & Manhattan Since 1995. Summer & Year Round.

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Driver/Delivery DRIVER WANTED $250/ wk + gas money. Must have own car and clean license. Must be good with kids. Sept. 1, 2010 through June 30, 2011. Mon. through Fri., 3 to 6pm (15hrs/ wk). Sag Harbor/ Hampton destinations only. All ages welcome. Call or email Steve at (631)942-2295,


Situation Wanted ASSISTANT AVAILABLE for home- based business or individual. Westhampton, Quogue area preferred. Call (347)831-5610 Estate Manager/ Man Friday 50's gentleman: Trustworthy, Loyal, Workaholic, Owned Service company. Experienced in all phases. Flexible. (631)803-0268 Experienced Personal Assistant/ Caregiver. Excellent References. 631-334-5728, 631-998-0546 LPN's. 30 years experience. Good, Checkable references. Medicaid Providers. Will also work privately. 516-695-8181 Anytime SA L E S P R O 30 Year Pro Creative Cold Caller. WILL SELL YOUR PRODUCT/ SERVICE. In National/ NYC Metro area. Short/ Long term. Manhattan Resident. Harold Berger (917)509-3262

COUCH, 3 piece sectional, tan, very good condition. 109" by BENTLEY R TYPE 1954 Classic for Sale: RHD, Automatic 89", $600. (631)324-5935 Transmission, Pearl White, Living Room Set: 2 Pieces, majestic party motorcar: Black with White Print. Mint $25,000, contact/ photos: Condition. Asking $200. Call 631-369-5862 after 3PM BMW 735 IL. 1992, 110k miles, blue/ tan, looks & runs great! Merchandise Wanted $5,200. (631)672-6154 JEWELRY WANTED Highest prices paid G UA RA NT E E D for diamonds, gold, silver & collectibles, any condition! We will Beat ALL PRICES! Free Appraisal (516)639-1490

Honda Accord 2004, 42,000 miles, excellent condition, black/ beige leather, sun roof, $12,000. CHEF, PRIVATE. Lessons too! By Chef Giovanni. Delicious (631)287-3414. (917)822-4848. heart healthy foods a specialty. MERCEDES- BENZ 560SL 1988 Smoke Silver Metallic with 516-446-3417 Tag/Yard/Estate Sale Burgundy Interior. Celebrity East Quogue: Saturday 8/28 Owned. Mint Condition! In Child Care Water Mill. $18,500. Rain-date 8/29. 9am- 4pm. 6 Whitewood Ct. (off Squires). (917)488-4747 HAMPTON SITTERS Multi family! household, furniMGTD 1953 Classic for Sale: ture, electronics, garden & sportGOT KIDS? Red beauty, loveable car, funing. driving, only $15,000. Contact/ (631)889-5108 ESTATE/ HOME SALES. We photos: are the experts. We know how to do it right. Call Lloyd! 631-325-1819 VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE Classes/Instruction 1978 Convertible. Montauk, NY White, mint condition. French Classes by native PariYard Sale in Montauk SaturIn Water Mill. sian. Adults/ children. All levday, August 21 8:00amâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5:00pm Less than 5,000 miles! els. Le Cercle Francais. 1 South Fairmont (corner of $20,000. (631)725-2128 South Fairview) Moroccan fur(917)415-8599 niture, lighting, and decorative items; childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s toys and FRENCH, SPANISH tutoring. clothes; pictures and mirrors; a All Levels- Regents, AP prep, few antiques and much more. adults, children. NYS Licensed, We Buy Cars Rain date Sunday, August 22 Experienced teacher. same time.. (917)359-0150. (516)320-4361 516-504-SOLD (7653)


Applicant must be articulate, well groomed, a quick learner, very responsible, completely honest & trustworthy to present our luxury women's retail brand. Requirements: - 2-3 years experience in women's luxury/ fashion retail sales - Excellent selling, styling, and merchandising skills - Retail operations knowledge including: customer service, inventory control - Must be available on weekends - Compensation: Depends on Experience, will be discussed during interview Please send your resume, references and salary expectation to


Brass full size HEADBOARD and queen size merlot colored BEDSPREAD, dust ruffle, valances. Like new. Anne (917)843-2459

RETAIL MANAGER Fulltime Experienced Needed Immediately Highly efficient Manager to run our high-end women's fashion boutique in Bridgehampton, NY.

CASH PAID FOR JUNK AND RUNNING VEHICLES $50- $5,000 (631) 474-3161 DMV# 7099438 FREE PICK-UP

Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

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(631) 725-2128 1970 Olds 98 Convertible, red with white Moroccan leather interior, original bill of sale, 75k miles. All original! $49,500. 847-831-4428

ANTIQUES, ART & DECORATIONS- Just 9 miles from the LIE. FREE Metro delivery. Locust Valley Antiques, Ltd., 96 Forest Ave., Locust Valley, N.Y (516)676-5000. Hours: Tues- Sat 11-5. PERSONAL COLLECTION of New Guinea Art. Masks, wool hangings, statues. No individual pieces for sale: Entire collection only. No reasonable offer refused. (631)324-3121 (917)374-4038

WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales. Foreign or Domestic cars. Call Aventura Motors 631-283-8819

Business Opportunities Participate in the Sport of Kings! Local racehorse syndication partnerships available. Learn more: (631)678-2796

Catering/Chef Services Your own private chef for just $45 hour. CIA Graduate. All occasions. Local. (631)578-0798

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CLEANING PERSON Experienced! Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575

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Marine Cobalt Cruiser 2000 190 I/O Bowrider 19' Like new- only 130 hours. Volvo Penta 190 hp, stereo am/ fm/ Cd, Bimini top. $10,995 (631)725-9140 Hatteras Classic Motor Yacht, 1970 53' one of a kind. 2 staterooms plus convertible office, totally upgraded, Cummins engines, s.s. galley, economical. Bronze ceilings with chrystal light fixtures, hard wood floors. $229000. (954)648-4264.

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We are ready to Serve you and your guests! Long Island (631)434-3600 NYC (212)242-5225

Safe, Professional Travel with Class! 24 hour service to: Airports, Manhattan, Sporting Events, Errands, "Night on the Town". Licensed & Insured Reasonable Rates/ Reliable. (631)974-6884


6- 7' LEYLAND CYPRESS $65, 4- 5' privet $19, 6' Arborvitae $45 includes delivery. Photography/Video w w w. ev e r g r e e n s c r e e n s . c o m AERIAL PHOTOGRAPHY of (631)662-8398 Massage Therapy Get your money's worth. Homes, Businesses, Boats, ParMarcia Tumpowsky NYS LMT ties! Excellent Gift! Helicopter TREE SPECIALIST Pruning, Therapeutic Massage, Charter. PHOTOMOTIONS Removals, Stump Grinding. Kripalu Yoga Educator, (631)368-6972 Topping for Views and Sunlight. Insured & Bonded Healing Touch Practitioner. Fertilizing, Wood Chips. (631)725-1618 (212)860-2536 Sports (631)725-1394 Housecleaning. Weekly. BiWeekly. Monthly. Experienced. MASSAGE BY CHRISTINE. WATER SKI. Private Water Summer Rentals Reasonable. References. English Spa quality massage in the com- Ski Lessons. We also offer: speaking. Gina 631-796-1468. fort of your home. wakeboarding, kneeboarding, Aquebogue- North Fork LMT Jen 631-506-6692. wakeskating, and tubing. Call or Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom (404)455-5975 e-mail for more information. Cottages. $15,000 season, or (646)335-5027. Professional house cleaning. weekly/ monthly. (631)722-4096 SHIATSU. THE MASTER Honest, experienced, reliable, SESSION. DEEP BODYexcellent references. Please call WORK MOST EFFECTIVE Swim Instruction Edyta (631)276-3963. BRIDGEHAMPTON 4 bedFOR RELIEF FROM STRESS room Beach House. Dock on AND PAIN. (631)329-1322 ABSOLUTELY the BEST Mecox Bay, canoe. 3-min walk Energetic Instructors, We will professionally clean to ocean. Waterfront, A/C. Moving/Storage M.E d/ WSI/ Life Guard/ your house for a reasonable Private, Amazing Location! CPR Instructor. price. Experienced. References. Infants thru Adults (631)745-3251. (212)794-1000 34 Years Experience. Member USSSA & Ins'd Handyman Bridgehampton South- walk to We are experienced, detail oriented, meticulous, and hard working.

A-1 ODD JOBS- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Licensed and Insured. (631)728-8955 Chris Johnson Contracting. Hamptons resident, 28 years exp. for all your handyman and property caretaking needs. Visit or (631)816-4412. 10% discount (limited time). 10% always donated to charity.

Home DĂŠcor APPRAISALSAUCTIONS antique restorations, paintings, (631)288-1850. RE-ROOFING, flats. architectural leaks, skylights, chimneys, re-guttering, re-carpentry. (631)765-6200 (631)283-7060

Landscape/Garden Collector of magnificent specimen trees is moving. Including many Beech, Maples & Weeping specimen. 631-849-2608

Vicki *82 631-839-7946 Kim *82 631-681-6042 GOODFRIEND SELF STORAGE Climate controlled Nice â&#x20AC;&#x153;move inâ&#x20AC;? truck 631-324-5550


MASTER PAINTER/ SPACKLER Int./ Ext. Paint & Stain, Deck Sanding & Restoration, Powerwashing, Most Reasonable Pricing! (631)375-5238 (631)849-3416 MURALS/ FAUX customized art to your specifications. Over 500 satisfied customers since 1998. (631)345-2238

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LANDSCAPING SPECIALIST Custom Design, Installation, Maintenance. Trees, Bushes, Flower Gardens. Sod/ Seed Lawns. Brick, Blue Stone, Patios, Walkways. Driveways, Grading/ Drainage. (631)725-1394

TUBING PARTY on Beachfront Location. We also offer: Water Skiing, Wakeboarding, Kneeboarding, & trips to Sunset Beach. (646)335-5027.


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Boat Waxing, washing, compounding, weekly service, metal, interiors. Insured & bonded. 631-728-2323


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village/ bike to beach. 3 BR, 2 ba, newly furnished, CAC, grill, wbfp, d/w, wireless internet. Aug.- LD $17k. Available year round, $45k. 917-974-1355

All ages Highly Certified/ Insured. Teach your toddler/ preBRIDGEHAMPTON VILschooler how to swim! Lots of LAGE within walking distance fun! *82 631-839-7946, to town shopping, restaurants, *82 631-681-6042 bus and train. Early 1900â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cotBarbara's Swimming Lessons. tage newly renovated and decoPhys Ed teacher will teach fun & rated. 2+ Bedrooms, 2 Baths. safe lessons at your home. Very clean & charming. Set on large fenced and landscaped (631)669-3842, (516)456-5277 property. $2,400 weekly Now9/15. For appointment, call Dan (516)480-3302

We Come to You! Private & Semi-private Swimming Lessons. Tatiana Hatchett (917)375-7402

Transportation Airport Service & Beyond SUV Car Service to: Airports, Manhattan, Broadway Shows, Sporting Events. Licensed & Insured. Local & Reliable.

Summer Rentals East Hampton/ Springs: Clean contemporary jewel conveniently located 3 miles from downtown. Bay across the road; bike to beach. All amenities. 8/15- 9/11. $6,000. Two weeks available. (212)777-7229 (917)287-5410 East Hampton Village cottage, Weekly, Monthly or 2 day minimum. Includes all. (631)324-7352. (516)637-6001 East Quogue- 5 BR, 3.5 bath, A/C, Heated 20 x40 L Shape Pool, Hot Tub, 3 Fpls, Piano. Aug 28- LD $5,000. Weekly $5,000 *includes all 631-431-5143 GREENPORT August fall rental, quaint fishing village, 1 BR, can sleep 4, walk to all recreation & transportation, Jitney, LIRR, use of yard. No pets. Children welcome. $1,050/ weekly. Monthly rental discounted, LD included. (917)209-7066

Winter Rentals East Hampton Gorgeous Artist and Interior Designers 3 BR, 2.5 bath, 1 acre of landscaped gardens with heated pool, filled with sunshine, paintings & antiques. Totally secluded, only 5 minutes from town & beaches. No pets. Sept 7- June 7 $1,100 plus utilities. (631)329-2224 EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE 5 bedroom historic farmhouse situated on .6 acre, recent upscale renovation, wide- plank flooring. Walk town, bus or train. $1,600/ month. (516)635-8437 HAMPTON BAYS: Lovely 1 Bedroom apt. $850 monthly, utilities included. October 1April 30. 772-708-3328

Hampton Bays: Walk to beach. Contemporary Cape, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, furnished, CAC, washer, dryer, large deck, $1,400 monthly. Available Sept- May Montauk: 100yds to ocean, 1 15th. 917-612-7007. BR, 2 TV's, newly renovated/ furnished, private deck, indoor Hampton Bays: waterfront 1 pool. Weekly (5 day min.) BR, fully furnished, newly reno$1,800. 631-678-1262 vated, $825 includes all. No Smoking/ pets. Sept 8- May 21. Montauk Manor Resort (347)512-0535 $14,000. Now- Sept. 2 BR duplex, 2 bath, sleeps 6. Owner, MONTAUK Fab, large 1 bedPaul (917)687-1790 room apartment on ocean near IGA. 80 South Emerson. Oct Sag Harbor Lovely 3 BR, 3 Bth, 15- May 15. $700 monthly plus Full Finished Basement, Open electric heat. Len (917)846-2923 Plan, Newly Furnished. Enjoy Peace and Tranquility. Close to All, Ocean 7 minutes. August $8000. Year round $3400/ month. 646-597-8334

Noyac near Long Beach, 2 BR, fplc, fenced yard, $1,500. Nov 1March 31. (516)359-7272

REMSENBURG 6 bedroom, 6 baths, secluded, fireplace, tennis $2,500/ month. Sagaponack: Farmhouse, SOH, court. renovated 5 BRs, 2 new baths, (631)805-7273 new kitchen, outdoor shower, CAC, new furnishings. Aug- LD $20,500. or $6,000 weekly Aug. Year round $49k. Chris ( 6 0 9 ) 9 1 5 - 9 7 5 5 , Sag Harbor Southampton 3 BR, 2 baths, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, heated pool, tiki bar, walk villiving room, great room, $10,000 Aug.LD. EAST HAMPTON: Lion Head lage. eat-in-kitchen, sunroom with Beach, beautifully landscaped re- (516)384-0838 great water views, fireplace. treat, 3 BR, 2 new baths, Master bath with jacuzzi, CAC, WiFi, Lots of decks, heated pool, hot tub, outdoor SOUTHAMPTON/ Shinnecock 160â&#x20AC;&#x2122; of waterfront with dock, AUGUST- Labor Day shower, minutes walk to private Hills. garage, washer/ dryer, bay beach. One week minimum, Great family house, stylish, just reduced to $3,250. clean, private, 3 br, 3 bath, pool/ cable television, internet ready, outdoor hot and cold shower, (516)902-4552, or email for web deck, CAC, many extras. all new appliances. $14,000, owner (917) 733-9533. photos: EAST HAMPTON 3 BRs, 2.5 bths, open kitchen/ LR. WALK TO TOWN very private, CAC. Pets OK. August one week $3,500, 2 weeks $7,100, extended HAMPTON CLASSIC $5,300. (631)834-1242

EAST HAMPTON 4 bedroom, 3 bath, pool, CAC, on private Andrew Stevens acre next to large reserve. Just (631)235-3557 purchased brand new furnishings. Sunny. 5 minutes to vilAJM Transportation: Nightlife, lage. 8/21 through 9/7 $10,000. Bachelor/ Bachelorette Parties, September also available. Dates Airport Transportation or any flexible. Call for photos. Occasion. 631-603-4351 (973)698-3502

September 15th - May 15th SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE full- floor apartment. Historic $1,500 monthly. house- 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, commodious kitchen, lush gar914-772-3393 den. $2,420 weekly $6,000 though Labor Day. Shinnecock, Canal. Furnished (631)283-0450 beautiful 2 Bedroom Co-op. Private parking. Waterfront. No Winter Rentals pets/ smoking. $895/ month plus SAG HARBOR Charming new- utilities. Sept.May. ly renovated cottage, 3 bed- 917-687-4969 rooms, 1.5 baths, large private LUXURY property close to village. SOUTHAMPTON $1,400/ mo plus utils. Available CONDO 3 bedroom, 2.5 Bath. mid Sept- mid May. Contact Gym and fireplace. NO Pets. $2,500/ month. (201)650-1466 Doug (914)646-6369 or

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Year Round Rentals

Southampton/ North Sea, 2 BR, 1 bath, fplc, sun room, located in private bay beach community. Sept- May $1,150 monthly plus utilities. (914)715-9891

FLANDERS Perfect Hamptons weekend getaway! Close to shops, beaches. Furnished 1 bedroom apartment. $1,200/ month includes all. (631)591-2397

Southampton Village. 3 BR's, 4 baths. Fireplace, CAC, Private. Beautiful grounds/ pool. Guest cottage. Walk to village. September 25th- May 25th. $2,295 per month. (631)283-8455.

Year Round Rentals



Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 2 Baths, LR, DR, kitchen. $2,200 Year round. Also 2 bedrooms cottage $1,600 incl. utilities. (516)848-8885 (516)921-5414


AQUEBOGUE *The Meadows Farm Ranch 3 BR/ 2 Bath $399,900 *Vineyard Views Ranch 3 BR/ 2 Bath $399,900 *Stunning Sophisticate's Victorian, 3 BR/ 2.5 Bath $559,000 *Two Acre Horse Farm! 3 BR/ 2.5 Victorian/ Barn $759,900 CUTCHOGUE Working B&B Farmhouse $474,900 JAMESPORT WV Cottage 200' From Beach! $399,900 RIVERHEAD Adorable Great Buy 2 BR/ 1 Bath $172,500! KATE CARPLUK Realtor (631)838-7608 Century 21 Albertson

SAG HARBOR 2 bedroom Near beach and village. $2,250/ month. 1 bedroom $1,750/ SOUTHOLD WATERFRONT 3 bedroom ranch 100' bulkhead, month. (516)459-9598 desirable area. Great views! No pets/ smoking. $1,850/ month plus utilities, security/ references. (847)421-5581 Southampton Village 1 and 2 bedroom apartment, completely Weekly Rentals furnished. Walk to all. Cable/ internet. No smoking, no pets Bridgehampton Brand New please. (631)283-7043 *Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, (646)942-3870 7 full bath on 6 acres. Heated SAG HARBOR- Large , bright gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, three bedroom, two full bath basketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchhouse. Across from beach and en, DR, game room, 6 TVs. walk / bike to village. Includes electric, cable, internet and gar- *Also 7 BR, 5 bath house avail with all amenities. bage removal. $2,650 plus heat. Weekly or weekends. 631-848-0482. Owner 212-285-2440 SAG HARBOR Main street, Spacious 1 BR, 1st floor, newly Southampton Village decorated, fireplace, d/w, w/d, East Hampton: 4 BR, 3 bath, SOH! 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, parking, $2,100 month including pool. $3,500 weekly, year round living room with fireplace, study utilities. (631)725-1611 considered. (561)985-6238 that could be used as 4th pics room, granite kitchen, central SAG HARBOR Newly renovat- available. heating/ AC, patio. Heated gued, spacious 3 bedroom, 1 bath, nite pool/ pool house. Oct 15quiet, private, all amenities, AC Quogue Village: scenic waterMay 15. $2,200. units, fireplace, FDR. Bike to front property, panoramic views (917)612-1854. village and beaches, $2,850. & magnificence sunsets, 4 BR, 3 (631)725-7189 full baths, pool, central AC, $2,200 weekly. (631)288-5626. WATER MILL 6 bedroom Sag Harbor/ Noyac: studio, full house, 4.5 baths with 20x40 kitchen, private entrance, deck, heated pool, 8 person hot tub, $200/ week includes all. No basketball court, beautifully smoking. Available Sept 15. landscaped, very private yard, (631)965-2745. stainless kitchen. Great layout, CAC, wireless net. Must see!!! SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 1 $3,500/ month. Kevin bedroom apartment. Heat, water, (516)316-1172 garbage pickup included. Walk everything. $1,200. WESTHAMPTON DUNES (631)827-4540 Dune Road bayfront 6 bedroom WATER MILL Spacious Furnished 1 bedroom apartment, Sag Harbor Village Guest house with pool, hot tub, CAC, w/d, cathedral ceilings, oak Room, use of kitchen, $975 all fireplace, ocean beach access difloors. Very private. Lots of inclusive, available 9/1. Walk to rectly across street. Sept weekly closets! $1,200/ month. Now- shops. restaurants. $4,500, weekends $3,500. October $3,000/ $2,500 May 15. (516)428-4121 (212)213-4365 ( 9 1 7 ) 6 2 3 - 0 5 2 9 Westhampton: 3 BR, 3 Bth Sag Harbor Village Ranch on quiet road. Sunroom, Walk to Jitney, Shops, Beach. Porch. No smoking/ pets. $1600/ Charming 2 BR, 1 bath month. 9/15- 5/15. 516-428-4138 Cottage, EIK, W/D, Deck. Available Sept. 15th Westhampton Beach: charming $1,800 plus utilities furnished 1 BR apt. Owner pays (760)333-3220 all. No smoking/ pets, $950. Short term neg. (516)456-5776 Sag Harbor Walk to Long Beach, 2 Bedroom, 2 Bath, re- Westhampton: scenic waterYear Round Rentals cently renovated private home, front property, panoramic views East Hampton. 3 BR, 2 bath, utilities not included $1800. Also & magnificence sunsets, 4 BR, 3 CAC, w/d, walk to town & sta- available very small 1 BR Cotfull baths, pool, central AC, tion. $3,150 monthly. Available tage. $700, utilities not included. $2,200 weekly. (631)288-5626. Oct. 1st. (631)921-0634 Both Available Immediately(631)725-3282. Rooms Quogue East Realty Co. East Hampton/ Wainscott near (631) 653-9660 Southampton Gorgeous 5 bed- ocean, furnished BR/ bath, prirooms, 3 bath, great room, large vate entrance. $2,000 monthly. East Quogue. 2 br, 1 ba cottage. kitchen, heated pool, large deck, (631)537-3068 $1,600 cac, near town & beach. Avail Sept 8 $3500/ month Quogue East Realty Co. 917-520-4595. Southampton: Lovely home, (631) 653-9660 excellent neighborhood, near SOUTHAMPTON: On Bay, college, A/C, pool, cable, kitchen Private entrance into 2 BR, privileges, bike to beach/ Main East Quogue 2 br, 1 ba, living semi-furnished apartment. Walk St., no smoking/ pets. $800 all inclusive. room, kitchen legal apartment. to College. $1,500 includes all! monthly, (631)283-1080 Immaculate. $1,400 (516)680-5902

Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $950/ Month Unfurnished $1,050/ Month Furnished $275 Weekly Furnished $100 Daily Furnished For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

Out of Town PALM BEACH FL, The Reef, 2 BR, 2 BTH furnished. The Jupiter Ocean Racquet Club; 1, 2 & 3 BR furnished seasonal rentals. (305)505-1803


East Quogue: bordering Quogue, Georgian style 4 BR, 4 bath, 2 yrs old, 2 car garage, landscaped, room for pool. Sale $899k, or winter rental $3,500 monthly. Owner/ Broker (631)766-5635 Eastport: Southampton ship, mobile home, 55+, 2 bath, deck, washer, AC, Sale $37k, rent (917)836-7922

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Vermont: near lake, bring your boat, great golf. 3 BR + loft, private retreat, clubhouse with pool. 5 day min., $350 per night. (631)678-1262


GREENPORT: Brand New 3-4 Atlantique, Fire Island, full BR Boating Waterfront Home ocean and Great South Bay with 3 slips on protected canal, views, as is, motivated, $890k. Exclusive @ $1.1MM RE/MAX East (631)734-6000 (631)741-6400 East Hampton: 4 BR, 2.5 bath, immaculate home on Private shy SAG HARBOR VILLAGE acre property. Cathedral ceilings in living room and master BR Units from 500- 4,000 sq. ft. suite. French doors in living On site parking. room open to heated pool, deck Live/ work. Office/ Retail. and beautiful landscaping. FireOwner place, CAC, CVAC. Excellent (516)729-7000 rental history. $895,000. Owner WATER MILL SQUARE- (917)375-3915 3,250 square feet. Prime MonEast Hampton Springs- GREENPORT- Waterview 3 tauk Highway, $5,950/ $4,000/ BUILDERS OWN! NEW HIGH BR Oldie with 8 car garage, Barn $2,000. Offices at $325, $675, QUALIty. 4 Bedroom, 4.5 on 1 acre, near Bay, under $1,000. Doctor's office $1,100. Bath, 2 story, 2 Car garage, $1MM Call Ben (212)685-6500 walk to beach. $750,000. RE/MAX East (631)734-6000 (631)329-3905. GREENPORT Great location! Front Street. Approximately 1,300 s.f. Rent $1,950. Tel. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday 8:30 am- 4:30 pm.

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Open House Sunday Aug. 22, 1:30-2pm 95 Windflower Ln., Riverhead Spectacular golf club & pond views, this 4 years new Post Modern is upgraded to the max- Gourmet kitchen, butler's pantry, LR, DR, 4 BR's, 2.5 baths, 1st floor master suite, oversized patio & wine cellar! Country Club Living with the privaccy & freedom of owning your own home. $799,000 Beninati Associates (631)765-5333

EAST MORICHES Open House Sunday, 8/15 11:30am1:30pm. 7 Newpoint Lane. "Lots of house for the money" $369,900. 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath colonial, basement, garage, much more! Beach/ boating rights in Newport Beach. Broker (631)801-2505 (631)374-7404 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660

Call Ron (631)948-3652 East Quogue Restored Victorian home in the village. 6 br, Quogue East Realty Co. 5.5 ba, parlor, living room with (631) 653-9660 fireplace, formal dining room, country kitchen, inground pool and detached pool house. Currently operating as a bed and Quogue Newly built cape offering 4 br, 4 ba, cathedral great breakfast. $729,500 room and eat in kitchen, fireQuogue East Realty Co. place, hardwood floors through(631) 653-9660 out, full finished basement, 1 car garage. Low taxes. $895,000.

East Quogue Custom built ranch home. 4 br, 3 ba, great room with fireplace, chef's kitchEast Hampton: family park, en, octagonal breakfast nook, 1983 double wide manufactured formal dining room, full finished inground pool. home, 3 BR, 2 bath, sun room. basement, $699,500. $155,000. (631)907-4096


HA M PT O N BAY S New 5 BR, 3 bath home for rent or sale. $3,000 Rent. $480,000 Sale.

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SAG HARBOR RANCH Perfect starter downsize 2 bedroom, 2 bath, fireplace, finished basement. Room for pool, expansion. Evergreen surrounded privacy. Walk to town. $600,000. Owner (631)725-1091

Southampton- Spacious Townhouse! Midst 74 rolling landscaped acres with community pool, tennis and pondside sitting gazebo. Cathedral ceiling, fireplace, sunroom, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, deck, garage. Exclusive $695,000 SOUTHAMPTON SHORES Beautiful sandy beach at end of street. Turnkey, 3 bedroom, 2 bath cape. Recently renovated with new roof, windows, heating & CAC system, renovated baths, hardwood floors throughout, gorgeous new mahogany deck, walk-out basement with 9+ foot ceilings ready to finish.

WATER MILL- PRISTINE 3 bedroom, 3 bath .58 acre. Backs Horse farm Designer Landscaping, Renovated, private $1,150,000. CALL OWNER (917)359-0293 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Beautifully updated 2 BR, 1 Bth cottage, year round use, SOH. Walking distance to all, quarter acre, treed, OS, deck, hot tub. Approved for pool. Priced to sell! Low taxes. $579,000 Owner (631)288-0391



EAST MORICHES Hart's Cove unique patio house all updated. 3/ 2, back yard overlooks pasture, pool, tennis court, marina with boat slip. $589,000. (631)878-7849

WESTHAMPTON BEACH DUNE ROAD 1 Bedroom Co-op on the beach. Owner Moving, MUST SACRIFICE. Spectacular Ocean/ Bay Views. Heated Pool, Tennis, Barbecue. Asking: $259,999. Eileen Kaufman, Prudential (631)902-9980

MONTAUK studio/ co-op. Great opportunity on the ocean. Newly decorated & fully furnished. Handicapped accessible. $89,500.


Call for more details. Kathy Weiss, Broker (631)668-2141 ext. 2006 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Beautiful 1 BR Beach Front Co-op Apt. Views facing Ocean & Bay. CAC, mooring rights on bay, sleeps 4. see photos:


East 17th Street 4 Bedrooms SERENITY INFUSED Classic Flatiron full floor penthouse loft w/ private elevator Stunning, sun-drenched prewar expansive 6,000 sf condo loft, N/S/E/W expos, 6,000 sf buildable rooftop terrace. Sleek Boffi chef's kitchen, spa baths, state-of-the-art telecommunication/ recording center complete this unrivaled home. Quite simply, this penthouse is in a class by itself! $11,500,000 Debra Pinto (917)692-2790 Kinnaird Fox (917)453-7652 (212)666-1600



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SOUTHAMPTON Exquisite Waterfront Retreat on private road. Waterside heated pool. 4,000 sq ft masterpiece on 1/2 acre. Must see to believe. 6 BR, 4.5 bath. OWNER $2,500,000. Call for weekend appt., (516)650-7978

Sag Harbor Village: 118 yr old, 2 story Traditional, LR, DR, 3 BR, 2 bath, 2 blocks from center of Village. Asking $900,000. Exclusive, K.R.McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471

Shoreham Village: Tired of driving to the Hamptons? Modern beach house in the woods on acre+, private North Shore community, walk/ beach, tennis, basket ball, platform tennis, playground, private country club at beach. 3 BR, 3.5 baths, kitchen, LR, DR, TV room, dinette, den, open floor plan, designers home, pool, cabana with shower, hot tub, sauna, gym, multi-level decks. Plans for guest cottagewill build. Ultimate summer getaway! Retiring next year? Buy now! 516-906-8333

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Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 Southampton Village- Hampton Road Subdividable Investment Opportunity! Flexible use 1.35 acres, front parcel zoned office district or pre-existing 3 apartments, rear parcel zoned single family residential. Co-Exclusive $1,350,000 Southampton Village: 2 BR, 1 bath Darling Cottage, Walk to Village, Bike to Ocean, Perfect Hide-away $699,000. (631)283-4622

Westhampton Beach Bring Your Boat! Immaculate & completely renovated waterfront 1 BR, 1 bath condo in the heart of the village. Just a short walk to Main Street & all it has to offer. Complete with Your own Boat Dock. Enjoy year round. $459,000 Rose M. Alfano, LSA 631-335-8810

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Pristine post modern on secluded lot in Northside Hills. Formal LR w/ fplc, oversized FR w/ fplc, 6 BR, 4.5 bath, 2 masters, large granite EIK, heated pool with fab landscaping. $1.695M. Call owner 631-434-5088

SOUTHOLD WATERFRONT 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch, .5 acre, 180' bulkheaded canal. Desirable area. Great views! Westhampton Dunes Bay side $675,000. (847)421-5581 newly built 3 story Nantucket style beach house. 3,100 sq ft., 5 Westhampton Beach: Cute, bedroom, 3.5 baths, stainless Turnkey 2 BR Mobile Home. steel appliances, lots of decking/ Quiet Any-Age Park. Pictures panoramic views of ocean and online. $50,000 Some owner fi- bay. Asking $1,795,000. Elliot nance possible. 631-816-4412 Gallin Real Estate 631-766-5635

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Hampton Bays $325,000 Cabin, 512 sq.ft., 1 room, 1 bath, OHW, 1.2 East Hampton. Village Restoration, cir- acres, wooded lot, weekend getaway. ca 1925 done to original detail, yet up- F#69946 dated, gourmet kitchen, sauna and more. $1.5M WEB# 37294 Morry Hampton Bays $625,000 Traditional, pool, 5 br/ 3 ba, lr, fdr, full bsment, 2 Blutstein 631.267.7404 fple, cac, OHW, 2674 sqf, .46-acres, Amagansett. Lanes 2 Home Com- close to bay. F#72304 pound, room for expansion, pool and potential, steps to the village. Exclusive Hampton Bay $585,000 Raised $2.5M WEB# 31380 Dakota Arkin Ranch, igp, 4 br/ 2.5ba, hwd flrs, dr, lr, 2 fple, cathedral ceilings, 1740 631.267.7422 sq.ft F#72002 Amagansett. Airy Contemporary, light and open layout, 3 bedrooms plus decks and patios, room for pool, abuts reserve. Exclusive $799K WEB# 32089 Ling Li 631.267.7452

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Hampton Bay $585,000 Cape near Meschutt Beach, quiet cul-de-sac, 4 br/ 2.5 ba, .60 acre, fdr, lr, EIK, cac, skylights, full bsmt, garage F# 72634

Southampton. Single level Ranch, new 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, hi-end kitchen, CAC, pool and Tennis. Exclusive $629K WEB# 42090 Renee Despins 631.537.4134

Hampton Bays $529,000 Ranch with boat slip in secluded community., 3 br/ 2 ba, full bsmnt., .50 acre, garage, rm for pool, F#72862

Amagansett. Adjacent To Parkland, ZBA approvals for house, pool, patio and porches, permits in place. Exclusive $785K WEB# 5723 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400

East Quogue $395,000 Condo, 55 yrs. + community, upper unit, chair lift, 2 br/ 2 ba, pool, clubhouse, 1500 sq,ft., garage. F#73648

Flanders $449,000 Cape, 1800 sq. ft., OHW, 4 br/ 2 ba, fin. basement, fpl, Water Mill. 2 For The Price Of 1, es- garage, .92 acres. Beautiful area tate sale 4 bedroom cape, 1 bedroom F#73594 summer cottage. Co-Exclusive $1.295M WEB# 50229 Renee De- Hampton Bays Little Gem $225,000 3 br/ 1 ba, .30 acre, EIK, part. bsmt. spins 631.537.4134 stackable washer/ dryer, LR, 2 sheds. F#2309152 Montauk Office 729D Montauk Highway 631.668.3500 Montauk. Build your own beach house, less than a block from Ditch Plains surfing beach. Exclusive $375K WEB# 5405 John Taylor 631.267.7453 Montauk. In Ditch Plains, Best Surfing Beach, 4 BR home, 2 blocks to ocean, large lot, basement and attic. Exclusive $795K WEB# 23765 Constance Tighe 631.899.0411 Shelter Island Office 181 North Ferry Road 631.749.1600


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AMAGANSETT. SAT. 8/21, 11AM-12:30PM. 38 ABRAHAM’S LANDING ROAD. Village Fringe, 1-story traditional/post modern on 1.1 park-like acres. South-facing hot tub room, pool and deck. Exclusive $999.999K WEB# 45972 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 8/21, 11AM-1PM. 38 CORDWOOD LANE. Modern House and Art for sale in a great setting, 3,000 SF +/-, of artful space, 1.5 private acres, gunite pool and pool house. Exclusive $2.395M WEB# 53331 Elisabeth Mills 631.907.1463

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 8/21, 1-3PM. 19 WHOOPING HOLLOW RD. East Hampton Charmer, 4 bedroom beauty in immaculate condition. Enjoy the summer in your own home. Exclusive $725K WEB# 20109 Ross Salt 631.899.0308

BRIDGEHAMPTON. SAT. 8/21, 11AM-1PM. 34 MURRAY PLACE. Great Bridgehampton Location, 3 bedroom cottage, stroll to hamlet. Exclusive $850K WEB# 23968 Jack Zito 631.537.4133

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 8/21, 11AM-1PM 32 MONTAUK AVENUE. Fantastic NW Value, privately set 2,700 SF +/-, 4 bedrooms, contemporary with pool and separate guest suite. Exclusive $699K WEB# 34615 Brook Spencer 631.478.1388

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 8/21, 11AM-1PM. 14 PULASKI AVENUE. Newly Reduced Southampton Village, Come see this beautifully restored 4 bedroom home on a quiet leafy street Co-Exclusive $1.295M WEB# 22885 Barbara Gray 631.204.2607

QUOGUE. SAT. 8/21, 11AM-1PM. 4 QUOGUE STREET. Stunning Quogue Street Traditional Ranch, lush 1+ acre, living room, wood burning fireplace, 4 bedroom,3 bathroom, pool, decks and 2-car garage. Exclusive $2.45M WEB# 33090 Anneke Van Wagoner-Felske 646.245.5330

EAST HAMPTON. SUN. 8/22, 11AM-1PM. 93 SPRING CLOSE HIGHWAY. Gracious, Quality, Secluded, nearly new amenity-loaded 2,517 SF +/- post modern/ traditional on 1 acre, CAC, pool and garage. Exclusive $1.595M WEB# 31778 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406

SAG HARBOR. SAT. 8/21, 2-4PM. 141 FERRY ROAD. The Henry M Payne Half House, restored farmhouse on 1.15 acres of lawn, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, renovated kitchen, sunroom and pool. Exclusive $1.45M WEB# 26810 Jill Shamoon 516.982.3322

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 8/21, 11AM-12:30PM. 37 WEST TRAIL ROAD. Published Landscape Architects Private Retreat, landscaped oasis with heated gunite pool, waterview and open spaces. Exclusive $1.1M WEB# 53417 Bryan Midlam 631.907.1470

WESTHAMPTON. SUN. 8/22, 11AM-1PM. 153 SOUTH ROAD. New Renovation in Westhampton 1777-2010, 4 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom, sleek traditional. New everything, pool and guest cottage. Exclusive $1.699M WEB# 30001 Joseph De Sane 631.899.0126

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 8/21, 11AM-1PM. 63 EDWARDS HOLE ROAD. Federal Style, 3 bedroom 3 bath home with large den and pool on 1/2 acre — central to East Hampton and Sag Harbor villages. Co-Exclusive $895K WEB# 53745 Rich Dec 631.899.0129

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 8/21, 10AM-2PM. 85 POST CROSSING UNIT C-2. Triple-mint, close to shops, low maintenance, co-op ownership. Exclusive $999K WEB# 14552 Roger Blaugh 631.702.9258 Michael Forestano 631.702.9236

CUTCHOGUE. SUN. 8/22, 1-3PM. 854 BRIDLE LANE. Country Home - Pool, a real charmer sited on 2 acres, forever farmland views. Additional acres for sale. Exclusive $1.195M WEB# 39447 Pat Gleason 516.695.2825

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Dan's Papers, the 51-year-old bible of the Hamptons, is owned by Manhattan Media, a multi-media publishing company based in New York City,...

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Dan's Papers, the 51-year-old bible of the Hamptons, is owned by Manhattan Media, a multi-media publishing company based in New York City,...