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Baiting Hollow Club By: David Lion Rattiner


The Baiting Hollow Club is one of the most beautiful golf courses on Long Island. The course is wonderful to play with challenging holes and simply stunning views. So much of this fantastic club has to do with the people that run it, but also the original Robert Trent Jones Sr. design of the course that is, in a word, perfect. John Hines, who is the head pro at the club explains how the new design of the course makes for golfing bliss. “We were able to get it closer to its original design of Robert Trent Jones Sr., who is considered the master of golf course architecture, his design makes the play of the course like a dream.” Speaking of dreams, Barry Beil, who is the General Manager of the course, has been able to put together a dream team of people that take care of their members and bring the entire club to the next level. “Barry has really put people in positions that know their job, and has allowed us to do what we do best. The entire operation at this course is incredible, from the food and beverage operation to everything else, I feel very lucky to be working in a place like this, the place is just remarkable,” says Hines. This writer has played the course and can attest that the Baiting Hollow Club is simply one of the best secrets out there. The course is phenomenal, it really is. You don’t have to take my word for it though, because Baiting Hollow has impressed a world class sailor, Mike Buckley, who if you have been to Europe, probably saw being interviewed on television for his successful sailing career. Mike also has taken over a company called Shade and Shutter Systems that does storm protection for waterfront homes. He has been a member of the Baiting Hollow Club for a year, and said this about the club in an interview, “My first impression was that the people that work there since the second I became a member all knew my name immediately. I have no idea how they pull that off. The course itself is kept meticulously maintained, the layout is always interesting and for the price with the quality of this place, I can't imagine better value." I asked him what his favorite hole was, “My favorite hole? Oh that’s a good question. I’m going to have to say eleven, it’s a tough par four and the green is surrounded by water. It’s a really unique hole with a lot of risk and reward.” With a brand new 25,000 square-foot clubhouse at the entry to Long Islands Wine Region on the North Fork, you are talking about one gorgeous place. If you are looking for a challenging, fun and beautiful round of golf at a club that is run by top professionals in the industry, this is definitely one to consider. Every time I’ve told a golfing buddy about The Baiting Hollow Club, they come back with a huge smile on their face and a story filled with every detail of every hole played and also how they were treated as if they were family. I recommend the Baiting Hollow Club any chance I can.

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Travel with us to... NEW YORK YANKEE AND METS BASEBALL GAME TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE: Call for complete details. Historic Hyde Park – Thurs., Aug. 20th - $99 pp. – See some of America’s most extraordinary scenery and experience the thrilling history of the Hudson River Valley. The Roosevelt’s and the Vanderbilt’s called Hyde Park “home”. Your tour will include guided tours of the FDR National Historic site and Vanderbilt Mansion, and a self-guided tour of the FDR Museum and Library. Enjoy a special lunch at The Tavern in the famous Beekman Arms Inn. Saratoga Springs – ‘Racing at its Best' – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tues., Aug. 30th-Sept. 1st – $605 pp./do. – “Watch the races from the rail and feel the pounding hooves as the horses round the clubhouse turn.” – One of the oldest and most charming horse racing tracks in the country, a day at Saratoga Race Course is not to be missed. This tour also offers admission to the National Museum of Racing and stupendous National Museum. “Lion King” – Wed., Sept. 9th – $99 pp. – 8 p.m. performance – The Lion King is a visual feast.

Based on the hit Disney animated feature, the familiar score from the film, including "Circle of Life" and "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" is augmented with several additional African-style songs. Orchestra tickets. Note: No meals are included in this tour, but there will be ample time to pick up something to eat prior to the show. Boothbay Harbor, Maine – Lobster Bake – 4-Day Tour – Sun.–Wed., Sept. 13th-16th – $595 pp./do. – Superb ambiance and beautiful scenery make up the enchantment of Boothbay Harbor, Maine. You will come to appreciate why this tour is among the most frequented of all our tours. Tour Ocean Point, take a harbor cruise, enjoy a genuine New England Clambake featuring two lobsters and all the fixings. You’ll also take a guided tour of Camden, Maine with a stop at the Wyeth Center and on the way home make a stop at L.L. Bean in Freeport, ME where you will have free time to sightsee, shop and have lunch on your own. Lancaster, PA – Whoopie Pie Festival and More – 3-Day Tour – Fri.-Sun. Sept. 18th-20th $450 pp./do. – Visit the National Christmas Center, Kitchen Kettle Village’s special “7 Sweets & Sours Fest”, have a guided Farmlands Tour through the beautiful countryside (learning about the local Amish) and join the fun at the Annual Whoopie Pie Festival! According to Amish legend, when children would find these treats in their lunch bags, they would shout “Whoopie!” Pennsylvania National Quilt Extravaganza – Oaks, PA – Sat., Sept. 19th – $95 per person – This Quilt Extravaganza is the largest and most prominent quilting arts event in the Northeast all under one roof. There’s a quilt competition featuring entries from throughout the nation, exhibits offering over 600 quilts and garments, as well as more than 200 vendor booths offering completed quilts and garments and supplies and equipment used in making them. Quilter and home sewers will delight in this tour! Cape Cod & The Island of Martha’s Vineyard – 4-Day Tour – Sun.-Wed., Sept. 27th-30th - $725 pp./do. – Eat well, sleep well and have an all-around great time on one of our most popular adventures. You will take a guided tour of Hyannis, ride the high speed ferry to Martha’s Vineyard and get a guided tour of this beautiful island. In addition you will take a guided tour of Cape Cod’s Route 6A, Chatham and Provincetown, and visit the famous Battleship Cove.

Boston Symphony Orchestra, Boston Ballet and More – 2-Day Tour – Sat.-Sun., Oct. 3rd4th – $415 pp./do. – The opportunity to see two great performances is amazing! Enjoy the world famous Boston Symphony Orchestra. (This program includes Beethoven, Carter, Debussy, Williams and Ravel.) You will also attend an elegant performance of Maina Gielgud’s production of the ballet, “Giselle”. Long after you leave the Opera House, this ballet will still be with you. No trip to Boston would be complete without a fun ride on the Boston Ducks tour! Niagara Falls & Toronto – 4-Day Tour – Mon.-Thurs., Oct. 5th-8th - $745 pp./do. – Hampton Jitney does the planning and the driving – what more could you ask for. This tour has so much to offer you for an exhilarating experience. In addition to fine dining, you’ll have tours, ride the Maid of the Mist, tour Toronto for sightseeing and shopping, go on a Toronto Harbor Cruise and more. A PASSPORT, ENHANCED DRIVER’S LICENSE OR PASSPORT CARD WILL BE REQUIRED. Lake George, New York – 3-Day Tour in the Adirondacks – Sun.-Tues. – Oct. 18th-20th – $369 pp/do. – This tour offers you some of the most stunning scenic views in New York State! Join us for an extremely enjoyable trip where you can have some lovely experiences and good food. Tour Saratoga Springs and Lake Placid with a local guide and take a scenic cruise on board the Minnie Ha Ha. There is more in store for you on this wonderful excursion, so make your reservations soon! Murder Mystery Weekend at the Montauk Manor – 3-Day Tour – Fri.-Sun. Oct. 30thNov. 1st –$470 pp/do (w/transportation) $440 pp/do (w/out transportation) – (Single, Triple & Quad rooms also available) – Just a few miles East of The Hamptons you will find the magnificent “Montauk Manor, overlooking Gardiner’s Bay & Block Island Sound. It provides the perfect setting for unparalleled sunsets and relaxation. But we’re pretty sure that on this one weekend, it won’t be quite the restful place it normally is…! Prepare for a unique and unforgettable experience that will put you smack dab in the middle of a homicide investigation. Call for package details. You are in for a murderous good time! The Murder Mystery Event Creators: Keith O’Leary and Margo Morrison are award winning writers, producers, and directors with extensive backgrounds in motion picture, television, and theatrical production. Labeled as “The Masterminds of the genre” by the Los Angeles Times, their mystery weekends and events have been co-hosted by such luminaries as Mary Higgins Clark, Peter Falk, and Dr. Henry Lee, and have been featured on Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous as well as all major television networks. Now, they bring their handiwork to Long Island, New York.

Also Available: 2-Day Fully Guided Tour of The Hamptons - Sun.-Mon. – 8/23-24, 9/27-28 & 10/25-26 “Wicked” – Wed., 9/9 & 10/7 The Big E – Sat., 9/19 and Sat., 9/26 Ocean City, MD – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tue., 9/20-9/22 “In the Beginning” at Sight & Sound Theater – Thurs., 9/24 World Yacht Dinner Cruise – Sat., 10/10

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It has a definite "Loire Style", which is crisp, fresh and light. It will be a delightful surprise to those accustomed to heavy, fruity Chardonnays. (A0925)

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Crisp and bone dry, this refreshing and aromatic white displays pleasing, lemon flavors. This is the perfect match for seafood! The local Loire grape is Folle Blanche. (A2027)

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The demand is high, the production of world-class Loire Valley sauvignon blanc is small; Pouilly-FumĂŠ, therefore, costs more than other Loire white wines but it is well worth the price. Considering its style, the quality-price ratio cannot be beat! (4415)

A dry light, easy-to-drink rose. The perfect wine for casual luncheons, dinners and summer picnics. This is a dry, light rose that pairs well with Asian food or charcuterie. It exhibits aromas of ripe cherry and raspberry. (A0927)

Sancerre “Les Fondettes� 2007



Extremely aromatic, dry but full-bodied, Sancerre was once known as the "Paris Bistrot Wine". It is now served in the most prestigious restaurants worldwide. A glass of Sancerre is a must with a piece of "Crottin" or other fine goat chese. Yet another success from the Wine Wizzard of the Loire, Jean Sauvion. (A0926)

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Bourgueil is located in the Touraine region of the Loire Valley, just across the river from Chinon. The region is known for producing fresh, ripe Cabernet Franc. Complex and full with persistent fruit, herb and mineral flavors. (4427)

This Loire Valley Touraine, made from the Sauvignon blanc grape, is the ideal dry white to accompany salmon and other fresh- or saltwater fish. It has a definite finesse and elegance, and a distinctive Sauvignon bouquet.With the price of Sancerre and Pouilly Fume now well North of $20., Sauvion’s Touraine represents very fine value! (4421)

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Saumur-Champigny “Gravieres du Roy� 2007

Together with Muscadet, Vouvray is the most popular Loire wine in the USA. It is the perfect introduction to the Loire wines: easy to drink, fresh, soft, “velvety�. (A2026)

This wine is produced in the Saumur region and is made from the famous Cabernet Franc grape. Here, the Cabernet Franc is at its best, where soil and climate are the most perfect for this variety. (4424)

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Save the Lighthouse Bring Bags of Sand from Coney Island or Jones Beach to Montauk By Dan Rattiner, from an idea by David Rattiner Last Thursday night, the Hampton Council, by unanimous vote, approved a plan that would enable private citizens to bring sand from the western end of Long Island to the beach in front of the Montauk Lighthouse to help control the erosion that is taking place there. As soon as this plan is ratified by the Long Island Council, which will vote on it next week, it will become the official policy of all of Long Island. When you drive out from the City to the Hamptons, take with you a quart sized plastic Ziploc baggie, on your way take a detour down the Belt Parkway or the Meadowbrook to one of the beaches here, find a beach with sand on it and fill the baggie with sand. Places with lots of sand are Coney Island, Far Rockaway, Jones Beach and Gilgo. Take these full baggies out to Montauk, sprinkle the sand out on the beach at the foot of the Montauk Lighthouse, and then accept the thanks of the Hampton Council. Yes, you can make a huge difference. If you do this 52 Fridays every year, and you and the two million other people who come out here every summer do the same, the 700,000

tons brought out will equal the annual loss from beach erosion and will save the Montauk Lighthouse from falling into the sea. As I said, the final vote for approval is just a week away. If a majority of the members of the Long Island Council vote yes, which we think they will, the people will have spoken and victory will be ours. So between now and next week, call your councilmen often and tell them to vote

was the second lighthouse ever ordered built after the formation of this country (there’s one in Virginia that was first), and it was built a comfortable 300 feet back from the edge of the cliff face that was at the tip of Long Island at that time. Time passed, however, and as the drift of sand along the south shore of Long Island moved with the waves from east to west, the sand at the lighthouse protecting the bluff got slowly swept toward New York City. At the present time, the lighthouse is just 56 feet from the edge of the cliff. Various attempts have been made over the years to try to stop the erosion. A chain of huge boulders was wrapped around the foot of the cliff face in 1992, and, after years of being hit by the ocean waves, had to be replenished last year because it had lost its effectiveness. Those on the Long Island Council who say they intend to vote NO, and most members from Brooklyn, Queens and Nassau County say they will do that, say that stealing sand from the west

If everyone does this 52 Fridays a year, it will save the Montauk Lighthouse from falling into the sea.



yes. Counting noses, it appears that the Long Island council will vote this measure through 14 to 13. It is going to be tight. But if we stick together and make lots of phone calls, we will carry the day. The Montauk Lighthouse was built on the order of President George Washington in 1796. It

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South O’ the Highway

(and the North too)

Quiogue’s Budd Schulberg, Academy Award-winning writer of On the Waterfront, passed away last week. He was 95. (See story page 19.) * * * The Hedges Inn in East Hampton recently hosted New York Giant Jason Sehorn and wife Angie Harmon, and “Lipstick Jungle” actress Kim Raver and husband Manuel Boyer. * * * The Long Island Fight for Charity organization, which raises funds by way of annual boxing events, wants to arrange a bout between Rodney King and ex-boxer Chris Seeger, the superstar class action lawyer. The attorney, whose firm now represents many of Bernie Madoff’s victims, claims he’s game and hopes that King will be, too. * * * In Greenport, Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor was at Salamander, Scrimshaw, Suki’s and the Frisky Oyster Bar. * * * Pop star Rihanna recently visited several Hamptons hot spots, including the Montauk Yacht Club, AXE Lounge and Philippe East Hampton. * * * Jetsetter Monique van Vooren has been spending time with her friends, celebrity lawyer Michael J. Griffith and wife Nancy Grigor, a Ford model, at their East Hampton Colonial Inn. * * * Donna Karan and daughter Gabby hosted a cocktail party at Urban Zen in Sag Harbor for Israeli jeweler Agas & Tamar. * * * Robert Downey Jr. strolled and chatted with wife Susan Levin in Amagansett. * * * On Our Toes in the Hamptons, the annual performance and fundraising gala featuring Evidence, A Dance Company, returns for the sixth year. Founded by Ronald K. Brown, Evidence, A Dance Company is rooted in African Diaspora and Caribbean cultures. The gala will take place at the Water Mill residence of The Honorable Bernard Jackson and Joyce Mullins-Jackson on Saturday, August 22. Former CBS “Early Show” co-anchor and bestselling author Rene Syler will emcee. * * * The 34th annual Hampton Classic Horse Shows kicks off on Sunday, August 23 with exciting dog agility demonstrations by the ASPCA and SNAPDOGS, a Long Island-based K9 agility team. A Celebrity Canine Obstacle Course Half-Time Entertainment Show will be in the Grand Prix field, and include Aida Turturro and Buddy, Kristen Johnston and Pinky, Prince Lorenzo Borghese and James Bond, and Jill Rappaport and Petey.


Please join us for an exclusive showing of the latest Franck Muller Genève collection on Saturday, August 15th 10am - 5pm & Sunday, August 16th 12pm - 5pm


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These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway. This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. Montauk Line- These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. Westhampton Line- These trips guarantee WH line passengers will not transfer on the days noted above. ON CERTAIN TRIPS, PASSENGERS MAY BE REQUIRED TO TRANSFER.

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Artists-Writers Softball Game Saturday, East Hampton affair taking place on the lawn of Sid Solomon’s home in Springs 61 years ago, with William de Kooning and Franz Klein in attendance. At the helm of this event is Leif Hope, who, like a general, begins the batting practice of the game

Regards to the Artists & Writers from Bill Clinton

By David Rattiner Every year, as sort of a celebration to the end of the summer, the Artists & Writers Charity Softball Game takes place at Herrick Park in East Hampton. The game is a 61-year tradition and this year it is supporting the East End Hospice, the East Hampton Day Care and the East End Phoenix Houses. The game is made up of some of the finest writers and artists of the Hamptons, and this year includes notable players such as Alec Baldwin, Mort Zuckerman, Boomer Esiasson, Mike Lupica, Chevy Chase, Ken Auletta, Christie Brinkley, Bill Collage and Randall Rosenthal. The game on Saturday August 15, is umpired by Dan Rattiner of this newspaper. This year, Ben Bradlee is sharing the umpire position. It is indisputedly the longest running sports event in the Hamptons, with the first annual

Dear Everyone, Warm greetings to everyone gathered in East Hampton for the Artists and Writers 61st annual charity softball game. Throughout our history, Americans have been eager to serve the common good. Known throughout the country, the Artists vs. Writers game contributes immeasurably to this noble tradition— both directly through the charities it supports and indirectly by shining a spotlight on the obligation we all have to help people in need. I was proud to serve as umpire for this event more summers ago than I came to admit. I know firsthand how much fun it is, and how dedicated the players, spectators and organizers are to being good neighbors and contributors to their community. Though the rivalry runs deep and winning is serious business, this (mostly) friendly competition truly represents America at its best, reinforcing our fundamental values of community, responsibility and compassion. Good luck to the players, and best wishes to all for a wonderful event. Bill Clinton

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and is the admired leader. Hope, a no nonsense type when on the field, had this to say about the outcome, “I can’t make a prediction on who is going to win. But I can tell you this, if character wins games, then the artists are going to win and eventually character will reveal itself.” Needless to say, I wasn’t about to let Hope know I root for the writers, you just don’t mess with this guy. What is amazing is how the game naturally seems to come together. Everybody involved has an innate knowledge of when it happens. “I don’t know who’s playing this year,” said Hope. “I never know, the stars of this game tend to just show up.” The game has grown enormously in popularity since it started. Major companies, such as Snapple Iced Tea and HBO, are now large sponsors. Its popularity has turned it into somewhat of a media circus, which in any other case, would really annoy locals of East Hampton, but because of its charm, the softball game gets a pass. Everyone, from every background loves to come watch because you never know what kind of argument will break out. In previous years, Mike Lupica has been known to lose his mind, yelling and screaming at a bad call, or to what he perceived as a bad call by umpire Dan Rattiner. “Dan is always a surprise,” said Leif. “There are occasional controversies with Dan, but he’s been there for a long time and he knows the game.” The rivalry is all in good fun but you wouldn’t know it watching. The competition is very much real, and when a corporate leader like Mort Zuckerman is pitching, he isn’t smiling, he’s dead serious, in sort of a charming but terrifying way. This competition makes for great entertainment, and the seriousness of it draws you in as a spectator. That makes for some pretty damn good softball. Bill Collage, the well-known screenwriter, is always lethal at bat, and trickster pitcher and amazing local sculptor Randall Rosenthal will have to be ready for him. Collage has been known to hit a few softballs out of the park. During the sixth inning stretch this year, singer and actress Morgan Duke will do a show tune. Congressman Tim Bishop says he will attend if he can. And boxing analyst Bert Sugar together with TV personality Jimmy Lipton will provide commentary from a table set up behind the batting cage at a safe distance. When it is all said and done, you have to tip your hat to Leif Hope, who for years has made sure that this game is always done right and is done for local charities that do so much good for the community of East Hampton and need and rely on the support of the raffle buyers, the spectators and the large sponsors He’s a stand up guy, but makes his leanings clear. He couldn’t resist giving one more jab at the writers, commenting on how weather may effect the outcome. “Writers like to have everything perfect, they don’t want to have any drizzle or anything like that. Sometimes life doesn’t work that way.” Artists & Writers Charity Softball Game, Herrick Park, East Hampton. Saturday, August 15, 3-5 p.m. Admission, $10.

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Gabreski Safe, Maybe Many Lessons to be Learned from the Arrest out at the Airport By Dan Rattiner One year after the Twin Towers went down, I was sitting in my assigned seat aboard a 747 bound for San Francisco when the voice of a stewardess asked over the loud speaker if there was anybody by my name on board the aircraft. So I raised my hand. The door to the cabin had been closed by this time and we were waiting to be pulled out from the gate. But now that I had raised my hand, the door reopened, and three beefy looking men in business suits came in, came over to my aisle seat and asked me to come with them. Where they were going, they said, was off the airplane. When I protested, they said they would hold the

airplane and if everything was okay, I could get back on. I was taken to a small room at the gate and shown a copy of the New York Times, which they had confiscated when I had gone through security. They had confiscated it because of what was inside the fold—which were copies of articles that had appeared in Dan’s Papers with certain passages underlined. Were these my papers? I said they were. Could you explain? They asked. I looked at the notes. I knew immediately I had been taken off the plane because they thought I might be a terrorist. Six months ear-

lier, before President Bush had invaded Iraq, I had written a total of five articles, one every week, in great alarm at the fact that we appeared to be invading the wrong country. Iraq was not the issue. Saddam Hussein was not a terrorist. Bin Laden was. And what we should have invaded was Afghanistan and Al Qaeda. There weren’t even weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. My plan while on the plane was to write a new article summarizing all these warnings, including quotes of what I said on various weeks, flying to San Francisco. At this point, our “Mission Accomplished” was going to be stretched out for another five years. (continued on next page)

BUDD SCHULBERG, 95 By Dan Rattiner Author Budd Schulberg died in Westhampton Beach last Wednesday. He was 95. His death was confirmed by his wife, Betsy. Well known and well liked in town, his waterfront home on the bay was often visited by swans, who, after 40 years, seemed to have developed a genetic anomaly, handed down generation by generation, to other swans who by habit came to his property for care and feeding. Schulberg was born and raised in Hollywood, the son of the popular movie mogul B.P. Schulberg, whose home was often

filled with film stars of that era who were there for dinner parties and entertainment. At the age of 20, Budd traveled to the Soviet Union and on his return to Hollywood joined the Communist Party. This was in 1934. The country was in the bottom of the Depression. He later expressed no regrets about joining the Party. “It didn’t take a genius to tell you that something was vitally wrong with the United States,” he said. “The unemployment was all around us. The bread lines and apple sellers. I couldn’t help comparing that with my own family’s status, with my father; at one point he

was making $11,000 a week. And I felt a shameful contrast between the haves and the have-nots very early.” He came home and the following year, graduated from Dartmouth. Six years later, he wrote a best selling novel called What Makes Sammy Run. It was about a no-holds barred movie producer named Sammy Glick who rises from the mailroom to the Academy Awards on the backs of all those he’s lied to and betrayed. Before it came out, however, he quit the Communist party. The reason was that those (continued on page 24)

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And so I explained. I was an editor. This was my story. And all the mentions of Al Qaeda, Hussein, Bin Laden and Iraq were underlined to direct me to the passages I wanted to write about. Oh, they said. Five minutes later, I was back on the plane, my notes returned to me after having been taken from me apparently without my realizing it. Honestly, I thought that Homeland Security, for this is who had taken me off the plane, was doing its job. I mention this today because of the recent arrest of a Quogue woman named Nancy Genovese on the perimeter of the Gabreski Airport in Westhampton, which is one of the facilities protected by Homeland Security. The bare facts of this were initially reported in this newspaper last week. She had been there two weeks earlier taking photographs. There is a sign there saying do not take photographs. She had offered to pay a guard to let her do that, and she also wanted the guard to tell her what was going on inside. They had asked her to leave. This time, Genovese, who is 53 and the single mother of three, was arrested after she was found doing this again. Also, in her car, there was found an AK-47 submachine gun, 500 rounds of ammunition and a shotgun. There was also a pair of binoculars. Genovese, when asked what she was doing there, said “nothing.” After she was arrested, she created quite a scene around her convertible car, and the next morning, after a night in jail, made such a further scene in the courtroom that

the judge ordered her held on $50,000 bail with a request that her mental condition be evaluated. Five days later, Genovese was out, her children and friends having raised the bail, and without the benefit of a lawyer (she was assigned a public defender) out telling the media her side of the story. She was not crazy, she said. She was a patriotic American and the officers involved had blown this all out of proportion. In one media account, she said it must have been someone else who had been there two weeks earlier. In another, she said the guard had only come over to admire her convertible car and asked for a ride in it. She said she was putting together a patriotic Web site to raise money for returning vets and wanted the pictures for that purpose. As for the weapons, she said they were purchased legally and she often fired them for practice at a target range nearby. But she made no mention of either the “no photos” sign or of her reported offer of money for further information about the facility. She also said she was not on airport property, but on Town owned property as part of the highway right of way. The guards had been way beyond their rights in fingering her. It was often said, right after the two commandeered jetliners flew into the Twin Towers in the worst attack on this country since Pearl Harbor, that the creation of Homeland Security would result in the loss of many of our civil rights. There were fears that people might be awakened in the middle of the night, that mail

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would be read, that telephone lines tapped and people who were entirely innocent hauled away in handcuffs. Homeland Security has been in business for nearly five years now. The fears that we have had about it have been unfounded. There is no censorship, there are no people being hauled away. For the most part it has done a very good job and we have all gone about our lives with very little disruption. Furthermore, there has not been another terrorist attack. For eight years, it has been doing its job, very quietly and very well. So there’s a guy boarding an airplane with notes referring to speeches by Bin Laden underlined? To the actions of Saddam Hussein? So there’s a woman taking photos where the signs say not to do that and she’s been warned and now she’s back with an arsenal of dangerous weapons? This is what they are supposed to do! I presume she was handled courteously under the circumstances, as I was. At least in the courtroom, it was she that had become so unruly, or so determined the judge. She might have thought about what these people were supposed to do and appreciate that fact. She didn’t. In any event, Homeland Security was involved, the Suffolk County Sheriff’s office, the Town of Southampton, the Airport Security Police and even the FBI, which has since declined to further pursue the case, but allow it to unfold locally. Perhaps, after all this Genovese will better appreciate what is going on here.

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Jupiter The Gentle Friendly Giant on the Job Protecting Our Solar System By Dan Rattiner The view of the solar system is probably very familiar to you. It is all eight planets in the solar system, in order, from the sun on the left (so big we only show a part of it), to Neptune and then the dwarf planet Pluto off to the right. They are never all lined up in a row like this. There is never a time when a coach blows a whistle and all the planets are mustered out to the parade grounds to stand at attention. In reality, they are all constantly making big loops around the sun in no particular relationship to one another and so they are, the naked eye might consider, all over the place. But no. Here on Earth, the third planet from the sun, we line them up when we talk about them. It’s easier that way. And you can see them all in proportion

by size to one another. You can even pick a favorite if you want. I present them here in a still different way of lining them up because I want to talk about Jupiter, the largest of our planets. Jupiter was in the news last month. Down in the little town of Murrumbateman, in the outback region of Australia, there is an amateur astronomer named Anthony Wesley who is plugged in to astronomers all over the world via an Internet site called the Minor Planet Mailing List. Anybody can join. Big shot astronomers, such as Dr. Brian Marsden of the HarvardSmithsonian Center for Astrophysics, are on this site occasionally. Little shots, such as Wesley, are too. Last Tuesday evening, Wesley watched Jupiter

slowly make its way through the ether of space for about a half an hour, then, tired, decided to quit and go inside and watch sports on TV before turning in. He turned on the TV, watched for 20 minutes and then decided to go out on the deck for one last look. Jupiter was doing something amazing. Down by its south pole, an enormous black spot was forming. Something had hit it. Soon, it became apparent. Jupiter had been struck by a comet. Smoke and gas were spreading from around where it had been hit. Within an hour, the damage had become about 5,000 miles in diameter—about the size of the Pacific Ocean. It was an enormous crash. Wesley ran back into the house, got on his homepage, and sent out the news. Within an (continued on next page)

COLLEGE RADIO STATION MAY SHUT DOWN OCT. 3 By Dan Rattiner The trustees of Long Island University, after quietly putting their Southampton flagship radio station on the market a few months ago, have announced that if there are still no takers on October 3 for the purchase of its license, office and broadcasting equipment, it will close down and go out of business. It is no longer willing to fund the operation at the rate of $1 million per year. The station, WLIU—FM, which is a public radio station at 88.3 on the dial—is a favorite of thinking people in this community, broadcasting a wide range of programming that includes jazz, interviews by the popular Bonnie Grice, comedy, panel discussions and classical music and news. Its 25,000 watts of

power can be heard over all of eastern Long Island and southern Connecticut and in many ways is only one of two radio voices that are unique to the Hamptons community—the other being the very loved commercial oldies station WLNG in Sag Harbor, which plays rock and roll, covers local events and local news and has a popular swap and shop every morning. “There is a great need for an upscale station broadcasting the arts and culture on the East End,” said Mary Pearl, the new dean at Stony Brook Southampton, the new college in town. Dean Pearl may have a role to play in creating such a facility if this one goes out of business. But it’s a complicated and long story. First of all, there is the matter of somebody taking over WLIU–FM to keep it going. Wally

Smith, the manager of the station, is probably the man to see at WLIU about who in the Brooklyn main campus you would talk to to see about buying the license and equipment. The station is non-profit, with annual expenses of about $2.5 million. Until now, $1.3 million of that came from LIU, $1 million came from underwriting provided by local merchants, $100,000 from the Corporation of Public Broadcasting and $300,000 from its listeners during pledge drives. Because this is a public radio station, not private, a purchaser will have to be non-profit. Religious organizations might want to buy it. On the other hand, there is a tiny classical music and jazz station in Connecticut that has (continued on page 38)

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hour, astronomers everywhere—from Hawaii to Washington to the Livermore Laboratory in Berkeley to the Hubble Telescope circling the earth—were focusing on this event. This was the second time in 15 years that Jupiter had taken a hit like this. The first was well documented as it approached in 1994. You will recall that for at least the last 20 years astronomers have been glibly telling us when a comet was coming, how close it would come to the Earth and what the chances might be it could veer off course. The common belief is that everything is now under control. The astronomers are watching. Anything that gets within 10 light years of Earth we follow closely. And that, indeed, is what happened in 1994 when the comet, called Shoemaker-Levy 9 after the two guys who first saw it months before, came charging over to hit Jupiter. This time, however, it was a surprise. This new comet came out of the blue, so to speak. It is unsettling that something almost half as big as the Earth could go unnoticed like this until it whams into something. But there it was. The following day, Wesley was interviewed by the Sydney Morning Herald and had this to say about the situation. “If anything like that had hit the Earth, it would have been curtains for us, so we can feel very happy that Jupiter is doing its vacuum cleaner job and hovering up all these large pieces before they come for us.” A scientist named Franck Marchis, who works at the SETI Institute at the University of California Berkeley, elaborated on this. All this

stuff was making it to the Minor Planet Mailing List. “The solar system would have been a very dangerous place if we did not have Jupiter,” he wrote. “We should thank our giant planet for suffering for us. Its strong gravitational field is acting like a shield protecting us from comets coming from the outer parts of the solar system.” Dr. Marsden, the director emeritus of the International Astronomical Union’s Central Bureau for Astronomical Telegrams, surmised that Monday’s comet had been broken apart by Jupiter’s intense gravity before it hit. But he also noted that we would never know. Unlike the Shoemaker-Levy business, this comet was now gone, buried in the Jovian outer hide. All we could really study now was the explosion that had taken place when it hit. What I am wondering is, did the ancients know more about the solar system than we give them credit for? In many cultures, Jupiter is a very big deal. In some cultures, he’s the chief of the gods. You don’t mess with Jupiter. And I also wonder if Jupiter really is hoovering in all the comets that come in like some giant bug zapper, protecting and sheltering us from the slings and arrows of outer space. The answer is yes and no. Turns out there are three sources of comets flying around in our solar system. The least dangerous source of comets is the Kuiper Belt, which is an icy zone of debris just outside the orbit of Neptune. Both the Shoemaker-Levy comet and the one that just hit Jupiter seem to have come from there. Jupiter’s enormous gravity field—

which is more than two and a half times that of Earth—most certainly did hoover in these comets. On the other hand, back in the 1700s a comet from this field got thrown off course by Jupiter as it headed in, and damn near hit us. It missed by a whisker in interplanetary terms, just a million miles off. “It was as if Jupiter aimed at us, but missed,” said Dr. Marsden about that one. “It never would have come anywhere near the Earth if Jupiter hadn’t thrown it at us.” On balance, Jupiter does as much harm as good when it comes to the Kuiper Belt. The second and more dangerous source of comets comes from a huge spherical deep-freeze cloud that entirely encases the solar system about a light year from the sun. Sometimes, when a star gets too close, a piece of this cloud breaks off and heads toward the sun. And yes, Jupiter tends to attract them with its gravity. Almost none get into the minor planets farther in. The most dangerous source of comets comes, however, from the asteroid system that circles the sun between Mars and Jupiter, not at all far from the Earth. They live in a sort of suspended animation in there, agitated and moved around by Jupiter’s gravity, and never allowed to escape. Occasionally, one asteroid hits another and heads in toward the inner planets. Jupiter doesn’t stop them. Indeed, it is because Jupiter keeps them stirred up in the first place that they are there in the first place. Meanwhile, astronomers have recently found (continued on page 42)

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Ready for Polo Whether Under the Tent or Tailgaiting, Is Anyone Watching? By Susan Saiter It can seem that the game of polo is enjoyed mostly by the players themselves, those Argentinian Prince Charmings on their steeds stampeding by and whacking a little white ball, making cursing sound sexy because it’s in a Romance language. But whoever is having the most fun with the sport itself, the guy on the horse or the one under the tent sipping an icy Stoli Elit with his arm around a model, the payoff for the audiences at Bridgehampton Polo is still up there—no way is any other sport on earth more beautiful. That may explain why some of the folks

under the VIP tent don’t have their eyes riveted on the little white plastic ball; in fact, it makes nary a ripple among this crowd when a score is made. Still, this is a world-class spectacle, out on the field and under the tent, and everyone knows it. Interestingly, while the celebrity list each week at the matches, held at the newly-named Blue Star Jets Field for six Saturdays this summer, has been repeating itself a bit with the likes of Jon Gosselin (minus Kate and the eight kids), Michael Lohan (Lindsay’s dad, in case you don’t keep up with her life as much as you should), and some of those famous size 0 housewives, there seems to be an inverse

thing happening with the glamour level of the crowd. It just seems to get better, with a real mix of styles and ages. Of course, many if not most of the weekly crowd of about 2,500 appear to be from the top of the sociological heap. In fact, at last week’s match between Heathcote and Great Oaks, I found myself wondering why I didn’t know there were so many rich people in the world, or at least people who dressed like it. And all definitions, from tres tastefully conservative seersucker clad men silk-draped women to tres trendy and tasteful in their white jeans or Missoni sundresses, to trop (continued on page 42)

THE MAN WHO TRIED TO NAB BERNARD MADOFF By Roy Bradbrook Several years ago, Nick Zoullas, Southampton businessman and member of the Greek Orthodox Church of the Hamptons, decided to honor his parents by sponsoring an annual lecture at the Church to be based on an Hellenistic theme derived either from the subject of the talk or from the person. Notable authors, historians, the owner of an NFL franchise and even a Supreme Court Justice have been featured in this series, but no one could have been more eagerly anticipated than this year’s lecturer, Harry Markopolos, the man who tried and failed for so many years to per-

suade the S.E.C. to investigate Bernie Madoff’s financial affairs, who spoke last Saturday night. Nearly 400 people from many parts of Long Island and farther afield listened enthralled as Markopolos explained how he first started to look into Madoff 10 years ago, when the company he worked for found they could never compete with Madoff’s incredible run of financial success that consistently paid his investors a cool 16% annual profit, and which never seemed to be affected by the ups and downs of the market in general. Markopolos is a math expert and he explained that it took

him only an hour or so to convince himself that Madoff was either “front running” (illegally trading before receiving actual orders) or running a giant Ponzi scheme where new clients’ money is used to pay old clients’ expectations. He went on to explain, with candor and some vitriolic comments (such as “they roar like a mouse and bite like a flea”) how the S.E.C.— the body set up to oversee trading and to detect fraud—was inefficient, failing miserably in its duties. Bernie Madoff was a formidable figure in the investment world and no one in authority was willing to challenge him, probably for (continued on page 36)

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in it, many of whom were prominent members of Hollywood, having seen his book in manuscript, wanted him to modify it to be more of a pro-Communist diatribe. When he refused, these same people called the literary critics and told them to pan his book. The book became a best seller anyway. “I felt that if my friends in the party cared about real freedom of speech, they should have stood up for me when I was fighting the party.” And so, he left the party. With the book a smash, and apparently about his father or some other mogul like him — almost all were like him — there was a famous encounter between his father and Jack Warner the year the book came out. They were discussing Budd. “Most writers come TO Hollywood,” his father said. “My son comes FROM Hollywood.” “Maybe we should banish him,” Warner said. “Where should we banish him TO? We can’t banish him to Europe. Maybe to Catalina Island?” Neither Warner nor the elder Schulberg or any of the other successful Hollywood moguls of that era were ever able to produce a movie version of What Makes Sammy Run. There were movie actors waiting to play Sammy Glick. Ben Stiller was one. But it was just too close to home. Later in the 1930s, Schulberg collaborated, or tried to collaborate with, F. Scott Fitzgerald, who had written The Great Gatsby

in the 1920s. The efforts came to a bad end, with Fitzgerald getting drunk in New Hampshire, abandoning him there. Schulberg wrote a book about it called The Disenchanted. During World War II, Schulberg joined the OSS and helped produce propaganda films for the Allies. In 1946, during the occupation, he found out where German filmmaker Leni Riefenstahl was living, hopped in a jeep in full officer’s uniform and, with a warrant, personally arrested her and drove her back to headquarters to require her to help edit a film that would implicate other former Nazis now standing at trial at Nuremberg. In the late 1940s, Schulberg moved to New York where he continued writing about the underdog. His pieces about the mob controlling the New York waterfront won him six Pulitzer Prizes. In 1951, Senator Joe McCarthy was conducting hearings at his “House Un-American Activities Commission,” at which people were accused of being Communists and, as a result, without a trial many were blackballed in their professions or sent to jail. Budd Schulberg was asked to testify as a “guest” at the hearings. He told about his experience with Communism in the 1930s. He provided the names of 17 people who were in the party at that time who subsequently became prominent in Hollywood. They now got blackballed. Many people never forgave Schulberg for doing that. But he felt it was just one evil and another.

This was a very different approach than was taken by, for example, the prominent humorous Ring Lardner who, when asked to testify and name names, said he could, “but if I did I would hate myself in the morning.” Lardner, sticking to his guns, served a year in prison as a result. Schulberg continued to write books, biographies, articles and novels about the bosses exploiting the working men, with the middle level executives willingly allowing it in exchange for cushy jobs and food on the table. His screenplay On the Waterfront, which was produced in 1954, is considered by many to have been his best work. He wrote of a boxer turned longshoreman who, in exchange for a few bucks, agrees to fight the champion and take a fall. After this and several other thrown fights, the boxer played by Marlon Brando, all beaten up and in his dressing room after a fight says, “I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” These are among the most famous lines in film. And it got Oscars for Brando and for Elia Kazan as director. Schulberg was married four times. The first two ended in divorce. His third wife, actress Geraldine Brooks, died in 1977. In 1979, he married the actress and writer Betsy Ann Langman, who survives him. He is also survived by a daughter from his first marriage, a son from his second, a son and daughter from his fourth marriage, as well as two grandchildren.

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Who’s Here By Katie Jackson With five young kids of his own, former NBA star Allan Houston and his wife Tamara could easily set up Camp Houston at their Sag Harbor home. That’s why it comes as no surprise that the former New York City Knicks guard will be back in the Hamptons this August helping out with the Knicks summer basketball camp at The Hayground School in Bridgehampton. Houston says he grew up in basketball camps, and believes the whole camp experience is a quintessential part of growing up. Despite a busy summer schedule that had him traveling everywhere from Michigan to Israel, he has already appeared at the Knicks camp in Westchester and is especially looking forward to coming back out to the East End. Although he didn’t start coming to the Hamptons until the ‘90s, when he left the Detroit Pistons to join the Knicks, Houston says his wife’s family has been visiting Sag Harbor since the ‘70s. Five kids and many cousins later, the whole family still gets together to spend quality time in Sag Harbor, often at the waterfront house that Houston built on the bay. It’s only a 2.5 hour commute from their main home in Connecticut, but it’s a long drive from where he grew up in Louisville. After high school, Houston left Kentucky to start as shooting guard for the University of Tennessee, where he was coached by his father, Wade. Young Allan had some big shoes to fill—his father/coach was one of the first black ball players at the University of Louisville. With his dad coaching him on and off the court, Houston had a very successful college career, averaging 20 points a game, and graduating from Tennessee as the all time leading scorer in 1993. Next came the NBA where Houston was quickly drafted to play for the Detroit Pistons. Three years later, on July 14, 1996 he signed to play with the New York Knicks, and he has been associated with the team ever since. Although he is most recognized for his offensive prowess as a Knick, Houston was also a member of the U.S. team that brought home a gold medal from the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, and a member of the All Star Team in 2000 and 2001. After a successful run, breaking records and leading the Knicks as one of the top scorers in team history, his career was put on hold when a series of knee complications caused him to retire early in 2005. Fans were disappointed

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Houston agrees things could have gone better, but he will also be the first to tell you that he is pleased with his current position as assistant to the president of the Knicks. While it is quite a different environment in the front office, the former guard enjoys it and told me that his knowledge and experience as a player allows him to help the organization in ways that otherwise would not be possible. One day he may have a ball in his hand, the next a ballpoint pen, but regardless, he is determined to see that the fans experience the best of the game. When he’s not hard at work taking care of Knicks fans, Houston is taking care of his five kids. Thankfully he has the support of his wife Tamara, who also plays a major role in assisting him with the Allan Houston Foundation which executes a variety of community outreach programs including “Father Knows Best,” a basketball retreat that emphasizes spending quality time with family. It is his own close relationship with his father and former coach that led Houston to become a proponent for parents serving as healthy role models for their children. When it comes to his own kids, Houston makes it clear that he is interested in encouraging them to pursue their individual interests, regardless of whether or not they include basketball. But there is much to be said about the old adage “like father like son,” and Houston admits that his oldest boy is already quite comfortable on the court. Curious, I asked Houston if his kids had Blackberries yet, and he just laughed and told me they were lucky enough to get their hands on the Ipod shuffle. “I’m all about personal development and providing kids with the tools they need—camp is the perfect environment to access these things and engage in fundamental learning that is above all things, fun,” he said. When I asked him what he does for fun in the Hamptons, Houston replied that he likes to barbecue at the house, golf with friends, and walk on the beach. So next time you head to the beach, keep your eyes out for unusually large footprints… because who knows? They might just belong to Allan Houston. Knicks & Basketball City Camp in the Hamptons: Aug 27-29 and Aug 31-Sept 2 at the Hayground School in Bridgehampton, for boys and girls ages 8-10. For more information and registration, vist

The former New York Knicks guard will be back in the Hamptons this August helping out with the Knicks summer basketball camp at The Hayground School. and just as surprised when two years later he announced a comeback. There was much anticipation and speculation about the possibility of Houston and the Knicks picking up where they had left off, but his comeback was short-lived and ended 10 days later following a preseason game.

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Bridgehampton Chamber Music Fest Underway

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By Tiffany Razzano Now in its 26th season, the Bridgehampton Chamber Music Festival (BCMF)—a leading concert series that draws world-class performers not only from the East End, but from the entire nation—continues to provide classical music fans in our area with a month of varied and eclectic performances. “What people like about our festival is it’s a mixture of works,” said New Zealand born Marya Martin, the festival’s artistic director and professional flautist. That repertoire includes standards and works by new artists as well as works by established artists you wouldn’t typically hear. While the festival is well underway, there are still a number of events left to enjoy. And this weekend is one of the annual highlights of BCMF—the outdoor concert at Channing Daughters Vineyard on Friday, August 14, at 7 p.m. The concert follows an hour of wine tasting and appetizers. “It’s really an exquisite concert in the middle of the sculpture


garden,” said Martin. This year, the theme of this particular show is “Inspired by Love.” The musical selections run the gamut—from Tchaikovsky to Brahms to Schumann to Rodgers and Hammerstein—and each is inspired by the idea of love. In fact, Martin said, each selection is inspired by personal situations in each composer’s life. “Schumann was married to Clara Schumann, but Brahms was also in love with her. Every piece has some sort of connection to people in the life of the

composer.” David Pittsinger, current star of Broadway’s South Pacific, will be coming out to sing during the Rodgers and Hammerstein portion of the evening. Tickets are $75. “When you’re in the middle of the field, you feel like you could be as far away as New Zealand. It’s quite a nice feeling. Hopefully it will be a perfect night,” said Martin. The BCMF heads back to its home base— (continued on page 46)

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Trainwreck: My Life as an Idoit By T.J. Clemente There are certain books you read to gather wisdom. There are others that you read and gain wisdom from by drawing on your own life experiences. Then there is Jeff Nichols’ new book, Trainwreck: My life as an Idoit. This book is the story of a well-heeled wasp boy with dyslexia, ADD, and a touch of Tourette’s syndrome, who still has the ability to stumble through life like Mr. Magoo and get it done. He traces his privileged education through various schools his parents spent good money on, and rolls out a pattern of events that happen when you have handicaps and are misunderstood. Because Nichols tells his story with the

cadence of a stand up comic, this book will provide you with some really good belly laughs and many chuckles. Nichols’ tongue in cheek delivery of everything from job interviews, prep school events, sub-teaching assignments and his time at Hobart College would translate perfectly to a John Belushi film. What makes this book relevant, besides its ability to make the reader laugh, is its invitation into the world of dealing with dyslexia and trying to fit into normal life. Too often too many take for granted their ability to do the simple functions within a job, taking an aptitude test, or just filling out forms correctly.

Nichols, with his wit, laughs you through the tragedy his early life could have been had it not been for his perseverance and luck. He was blessed by parents who could, and did, spend money to help their son with his learning disorders — and actually succeeded. Often people with learning disabilities don’t have the option of going to prep school. Nichols turns the horrors of his life into humorous stories for others to relate to and draw knowledge from, only to have his punch line bring out the laughter. Beware when reading this book in public — you will laugh out loud. Stories of drinking in college, frequent drug-taking, and the stumbles one takes, bumbling through life, remind us of those moments when we too were idiots, stars of our own tragic comedy. The gift to be able to laugh about your misfortunes and get others to laugh too is perhaps Nichols’ calling. Many know Nichols as a Montauk fishing captain, others as a comedian, but after you read this book, you will always remember Jeff Nichols as a survivor who won when the odds where stacked against even a privileged boy. Trainwreck, published by Touchstone, will never be confused with Melville’s Moby Dick. But it’ll make you laugh a lot more.


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Local Family’s Great Party for Scholarship Fund By T.J. Clemente On August 22 in Flanders, Dhonna and Jesse “Bobby” Robinson Goodale III will open their home once again for a fundraiser to support the good deeds done by Goodale Productions. Twice a year, the Goodales hold public fundraisers to help support their personal philanthropy efforts. The list of celebrities at the benefit includes Grammy nomimated Freddie Jackson, who will perform, actor Cathy Moriarty, acclaimed film director Albert Maysles, Flo Anthony and Irene Gandy. When asked about the fundraiser Dhonna Goodale chuckled, “It begins on Saturday at 4 p.m. and probably won’t end until Monday morning!” Dhonna Goodale has made community work her life’s work —especially for those who are born into a community that promises very little chance of a successful life. Although her fundraising has been used in programs around the world, most of her efforts are focused in the Riverhead area. A former soap opera star under the stage name Donna Harris, Goodale credits her husband for being her “earthbound angel,” and he credits his wife. “It’s really her doing,” he said. “My job is to be supportive so she can make a difference in children’s lives.” The difference comes largely in the form of education scholarships. The daughter of a single mother who had three jobs, Dhonna Goodale witnessed the tragedy of life when her sister Tara

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Stephens was murdered by her husband at the age of 25, just as she was graduating nursing school. The effort her sister put forth in hopes of a better life wasn’t for naught—it lives on with the Tara Stephens Scholarship Fund. The Goodales award scholarships to members of the Riverhead Building Supply Choir who graduate from high school. This year, recipients included five singers in the 30-member ensemble

(named after Bobby Goodale’s business, Riverhead Building Supply). The Goodales also funded 78 scholarships to students at the Riverhead Alternative School, in order to, as Goodale said, “create opportunities for young adults who don’t usually get the opportunities to develop their minds and disciplines to have a fruitful life.” Goodale explained it was as if the Alternative School’s students were funneled there to have no chance at a future. The odds are high, but Goodale told the students that if they graduate, she would give them secondary education money for college, trade school, nursing—whatever they choose. Goodale knows the names, the faces and the family histories of the students she touches not only with her generosity but her involvement. The Goodales are on the front lines of social change by “being there” as well as opening up their checkbook to help fund results. “This is not all about tax deductions,” she said. “In fact a lot of the costs are not tax deductible. But I believe when much is given much is required.” The Goodales have two sons—Jesse, 11, and Jared, 9—both in the Riverhead school system. Her generosity through Goodale Productions has touched Peconic Bay Medical Centeras well as (continued on page 36)


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Together Again: Williams and Pollock By Marion Wolberg Weiss Chicago’s National Pastime Theatre’s production of the Tennessee Williams play The Day on Which A Man Dies is not for everyone. The first aspect that may put people off is the title, superficial as that observation may seem. Thus, the syntax is a bit complicated for film and TV audiences used to one or two-word designations. Second, from the very opening lines, the acting seemed overplayed by the man in the role of Jackson Pollock. For individuals used to a low-key acting style prevalent in most movies and TV today, the play’s method is jolting. Simply put, certain elements (as interpreted by the director and actors) were disconcerting, yet the play also follows strict traditional tenets as well: the narrative, for example, is straightforward, with a chronological beginning, middle and end. In another words, it does not follow a nonlinear, experimental style that was already somewhat acceptable at the time Williams wrote the work in 1957. Moreover, the play’s structure adheres to the conventional unities

of time, place and action championed by the Greek playwrights. However, we would understand if the play’s progression had been non-linear. After all, Pollock’s work was innovative. So could the telling of his “story.” Neither is the play’s theme disconcerting. Most artists can relate to Pollock’s frustration and anger, his need for love and recognition. We assume Williams was one of these very same artists who shared Pollock’s unhappiness. In fact, we can also imagine that Pollock could even be Williams’ alter ego. (It’s generally known that Williams had tried to commit suicide several years before Pollock’s own death.) While Williams was known to have been influenced by the Japanese Gutai Art Movement, with its connection to creation and destruction, this critic does not see The Day On Which a Man Dies as a manifestation of these principles. Rather, the work seems more like a personal revelation by Williams, a heart-felt longing to convey his true feelings about art, life and love. And death. For him, destruction

and creation were not part of an eternal cycle followed by Eastern philosophy. In this critic’s view, therefore, Williams didn’t adhere to either Eastern or Western philosophy. He was his own philosopher with his own philosophy that signified his own personal meanings. For example, consider the paper screen placed in front of the two-room setting and then destroyed. Is it possible that such an act did not signify destruction as much as it did the juxtaposition between reality and nonreality, a theme that dominated the female protagonists’ world in The Glass Menagerie and A Streetcar Named Desire? This interpretation seems viable, connecting Williams’ other plays to this one about Pollock, establishing the idea that his oeuvre was a continuation of a few salient themes.

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Reading Matters By P. J. Mills In A History of Reading, Alberto Manguel has written what literary critic George Steiner calls “a love letter to reading.” This quite personal, illustrated book celebrates the 4,000year-old history of the written word. While reading about reading sounds as though it might be dull fare, in fact, the book is sensuous and delicious. It is an associative and freewheeling reflection on reading in which Manguel asserts that reading is almost as instinctive as breathing. And although this is primarily a history of book reading, it begins with the author asserting that we are always “reading” in one form or another. The astronomer with eyes turned to the heavens reads the stars and the constellations; a singer reads notes on a musical score; a fortune-teller reads tea leaves or the palm of your hand; and we read each other’s body language. An elegant and erudite study, A History of Reading has the tone of a good friend sharing with us both knowledge and enthusiasm. There are chapters on the shape of a book, the book of memory, book fools and book saints, private reading, picture reading, and forbidden reading. Each chapter could stand alone as an essay on the given topic. Embedded in this highly original book are engaging autobiographical sketches. Manguel tells us how he read to the old and almost-blind writer Jorge Luis Borges when he was a youngster in Buenos Aires, and how he was so tempted by certain books when he was a teenager working in a bookstore that he stole them. He also recounts how, when he was 13, he satisfied his “literary longing for London” by reading all the Sherlock Holmes mysteries. Describing how a book can take you away from where you are and enfold you in its imaginary landscape, Manguel recalls the novelist Anita Desai’s description of her experience as a child in India reading Wuthering Heights. As Desai read Brontë’s story, what was “dazzlingly real” to her was not the hot and dusty surroundings of Old Delhi where she sat reading, but “the Yorkshire moors, the storm-driven heath, the torments of its anguished inhabitants, who roamed thereon in rain and sleet, crying out from the depths of their broken hearts and hearing only ghosts reply.” Included in Manguel’s illumination of reading are intimate vignettes of famous writers. We find Edith Wharton in her bed, freed from social obligations and the uncomfortable whalebone stays of her corset, writing with abandon; Walt Whitman, the venerable “sage of Camden,” sitting by a window, meditating on the world and on poetry; and Colette on her eightieth birthday, holding a cake engulfed in the flames of its many candles, giving the impression of a priestess holding a book that is alight with the fire of creation. A History of Reading gathers an abundance of extraordinary facts associated with reading. For example, in the year 1333, the artist Simone Martini painted a picture of the Annunciation in which he placed a book in the hands of the Virgin Mary. Since the Catholic Church at that time doubted the intellectual ability of women, it held a formal debate to

determine whether the Mother of God could be understood as a reader. And, in 1781, Denis Diderot, the French Enlightenment philosopher, invented “bibliotherapy” when he cured his wife of depression by reading racy literature to her. Manguel’s voluptuous and passionate account of reading can be dipped into or read straight through from cover to cover. Either way the reader will be rewarded many times over and will never again be able to take reading for granted, or to see reading as anything less than a miraculous event in human evolution.


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Honoring the Artist: Walter Bernard Things come and go in the Hamptons, a phenomenon that is not particularly unique to the area. Yet there are some aspects about the East End that never change—at least, not yet. One example is the upcoming Artists and Writers Softball Game, now 61-years-old. Walter Bernard has long been associated with the Game, both as a player and designer of the annual cover for Dan’s Papers. All the covers over the years have been special, of course, but this one honors the Game’s founder, Leif Hope. By suggestion, it also honors President Obama. Q: The word “hope” is a play on words, I suppose, not only standing for Leif Hope but reminding us of the posters that endorsed Obama for President. The cover’s style is also like the poster’s. I assume your rendition is authorized… A: I wanted to honor the maestro of the Artists and Writers Game. He and Elaine Benson were the souls, the driving force behind the event. Q: I can’t believe the Game is 61-years-old. A: It started in 1948. It was the artists who started playing, people like Jackson Pollock and Franz Kline who would gather in someone’s backyard, each bringing a dish for a picnic. Later the writers joined, like Harold Rosenberg and Irwin Shaw. Q: I have to ask you, can you recall any funny or interesting stories from the Game? A: Oh, Leif would hire women from the women’s Softball League. Bill Clinton was once an umpire in the 1980s. But Leif could answer that best in a quote from the newsletter: “The Artists and Writers Game, 61 years old, often results in embarrassed egos, inflated opinions of self and team, fun for players and fans…” Q: The main focus is the charities that benefit from the Game. A: Yes, the East End Hospice, Phoenix House and East Hampton Day Care. Q: The Game is certainly an extraordinary tradition; your professional involvement in the magazine field, working on publications like Time, is also one such tradition. What is your latest project? A: We just finished a business magazine in India called Forbes India. At first, Forbes wasn’t involved, but the Indian government changed the rules and permitted Forbes to have a bigger part. Q: What was the biggest challenge doing this magazine? A: I was supposed to go over there, but then the riots broke out last Thanksgiving so we talked on the telephone and emailed. I did miss the face-to-face meetings, the formal process. Q: How about the chance of the magazine’s success? A: It will succeed if the economy succeeds in India. Q: You and your partner, Milton Glazer, do such varied projects. In that regard, what else have you been doing? A: We just finished the title sequence of a documentary about blind photographers, Dark Light. It was directed by Neil Leifer. We did Portrait of a Lady about Supreme Court

Justice Sandra Day O’Connor together. Q: Also speaking of traditions, you have engaged in some yourself, like your weekly Saturday morning softball game in Sag Harbor and your weekly art classes. I know you also teach. What else would you like to do? A: Woodworking; my father was a carpenter. Q: Maybe you inherited his manual dexterity. A: I think desire is what propels you; talent is

learned from your own observation and from innovative people. Q: What were your own learning experiences like? A: I got interested in magazines as a craft and after high school I went to an art school. I learned from observing other students. Then I went to the School of Visual Arts where I met Milton Glaser. It was the best thing I ever did. — Marion Wolberg Weiss


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expressed interest in the situation. The County could buy it. Any non-profit can buy it. The station is 20 years old, and was founded at a time when LIU owned the property and ran the college around where its broadcasting studios sit. It started up at low power and under another name, as a college radio station for students. Soon, however, it became a more professional operation, still non-profit, funded primarily by LIU, but run as a subsidiary corporation to the college. Professionals were hired to run it. It is run that way today. Five years ago, LIU closed its Southampton campus. The radio station continued on a virtually abandoned campus for several years, and then when SUNY Stony Brook purchased the property to create Stony Brook

Southampton College, it allowed LIU to continue with its radio station on the property for another five years, on a lease basis. At the end of the lease, which co-incidentally is also October 2, LIU could take its radio property off the campus, and set up somewhere else. LIU felt it was good publicity to have a radio station and it probably is, except that LIU still suffers much antagonism in these parts for closing down the old campus and threatening to make a housing development out of it. LIU continues to have a presence on eastern Long Island, but other than the radio station, it is a very small one. It has a campus in Riverhead where Continuing Education classes are taught. There is also a Homeland Security masters degree you can get there, but


that course is taught over the Internet. Until now, it was thought that when the lease was up, WLIU would move off Stony Brook Southampton and find new broadcast facilities. Now, it is clear, that is not in the cards. Although one might assume that Stony Brook Southampton might take over the radio station, this decision is so recent—just 60 days before the shut down—there really is no time to put together funding for such a purchase, as the money comes from Albany and has to be budgeted more than a year in advance. “I’m still collecting information on all this,” Pearl said. “It’s happened very fast.” There is an additional roadblock. Colleges in the SUNY system are by law not allowed to lease facilities on their campuses to outside companies. And so it seems that one thing is for sure. The radio station physically, will leave the campus in October. The lease will not get renewed. Indeed, the equipment and everything belongs to LIU anyway. And if a new buyer comes along to take over the license and assets, he or she will not be able to stay on campus anyway paying rent. Another arrangement might be possible—a franchise or vendor arrangement—but on this short notice it seems highly unlikely. It’s also worth noting that although SUNY Stony Brook has a campus radio station for its students 50 miles west of here, it is low power, student run (it has 18,000 students) and there is a communications program which allows for graduation credits for media work. No such program exists at Stony Brook Southampton College. It is also true that WLIU-FM operates out of a second story suite of rooms that has ocean views. Most radio stations, especially at colleges, traditionally operate out of basements or otherwise enclosed spaces rather than prime spaces. Since on the same floor in Chancellor’s Hall there is now a thriving creative writing program with a masters degree offering that could probably use more room there, it is hard to imagine that Stony Brook Southampton would want to keep the radio station, even if it wanted to, in such a fine location. It’d also have to start from scratch to get a license and equipment. As far as the 1,400-foot tower on the property, which broadcasts the radio station, although the land is leased from Stony Brook Southampton, I am told that the tower is owned by Verizon, with various broadcasting groups such as other phone companies and currently WLIU-FM leasing space on it. This, unfortunately, is not going to be an easy project to keep going, at least in the short term. It is a big loss for this community that LIU has engineered on short notice, once again. * * * As we go to press, Dan’s Papers has learned that Amagansett’s Alec Baldwin, publisher Porter Bibb and Assemblyman Fred Thiele have pledged to support a local nonprofit group that aims to buy and run WLIU (88.3 FM), which airs from Stony Brook Southampton, when Long Island University stops funding this fall.

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end of the island to make a bigger beach on the east end is pure highway robbery. “Whatever tourism we have left on our sunny beaches will be gone forever,” said Alice Boone, a member of the council who represents the Flatbush section of Brooklyn. But scientists say otherwise. The sand moves east to west, and as it piles up in Far Rockaway and other places, much of it drifts out into the Narrows under the Verrazano Bridge where, periodically, it has to be dredged up and barged out to sea so that big freighters can get under the bridge and into the Port of New York. “Allowing the public to take sand,” said Harry “Dude,” Prince of Montauk, a surfer and member of the Hampton Council, “will mean that the dredging under the bridge can be suspended forever. It will save a fortune. And the sand at Coney and Rockaway that’s there now can just stay where it is now. What happens in Rockaway stays in Rockaway.” “Dude” also pointed out that there is no law at the present time to prevent motorists from gathering up a baggie of sand and taking it anywhere they want at any time. “Motorists can do this right now if they wish. Even without the law.” He suggests that motorists do this informally anyway. Why not? “Actually,” said Alice Boone, “there IS a law that prevents you from stealing sand from the beach. The sand is public property. You can’t take just pack it up in a baggie and take it away.” “Oh yes you can,” said “Dude.” According to the Nassau County Police Chief Warren Harding, anyone caught with a baggie at Rockaway, Gilgo, Coney and Jones while not walking a dog will be arrested and charged with “potential reverse littering,” he said. He also said his officers will set up random road blocks on the LIE and the Northern State for the rest of the summer. Since there is this apparent difference of opinion which will have to be sorted out in a court of law, Dan’s Papers advises visitors to take sand from the beaches of Far Rockaway and Coney Island very cautiously when nobody is looking and then come out here on the back roads. In an age when the ozone layer is causing the temperature on the planet to heat up and when there is evidence that the planet Mercury might someday crash into Earth, it is good to know there are things you can do to make a better world. Bring the sand out, spread it neatly on the beach under the lighthouse at Montauk, and then run like hell, and be sure to take your baggie with you. More next week.

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner WebMD It hurts to swallow, I thought while sitting at the Starbucks in Bridgehampton. What is this all about? It’s been going on for two days, it kept me up all night, and the right side of my head is throbbing. It’s probably nothing. Just take some Advil. Whatever you do don’t go on WebMD. Why not go on Because, you idiot, every time you go on after something hurts, you think you are dying. Last year your foot ached and you were convinced you were dying after going to that website. But my foot really ached! That’s what happens when you try to karate kick a broken fax machine. I know it hurts to swallow, but trust me it will go away, it is probably nothing, just keep taking Advil and drink some tea and in a few days you will feel better. Maybe I’ll just go on WebMD for like a second, just to see if there are any other remedies for a sore throat. Like maybe I might be better off getting Halls instead of using Advil for the pain. I think Advil is bad for your liver anyway. Fine, but only if it’s to check to see if Halls is a better solution than Advil. Okay. I’m just going to fire up the computer here, okay here we go, entering, I’ll be damned, I get a lot e-mails, ohhh boy! A new friend request on! Who the hell is this person? Whatever. Okay here we go,, ah yes, here it is. Symptom

checker, typing in now, “Difficulty swallowing.” Wait a minute. Hang on a second there, I thought you said you were just going to see if Advil was… OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD NO! NO! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING! Oh for crying out loud. I’m dying, I’m dying, it says it all right here. If you are having trouble swallowing then you have esophagus cancer. Oh Jesus, look at these pictures! I don’t want to die! I’ve got to go to the emergency room. You’re not going to the emergency room, your insurance sucks.

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By Dan Rattiner Week of August 15-22, 2009 Riders this week: 16,412 Rider miles this week: 107,821 DOWN IN THE TUBE Alec Baldwin was seen on a train headed for Montauk after serving as featured author at the East Hampton Library Author’s Night last weekend. He was going surfing, he said. TORONTO SUBWAY CAR If you cross the platform and discover yourself boarding a rather beat up and rusty subway car with the name TORONTO SUBWAY on the side, don’t be surprised. One year ago, we “borrowed” eight Toronto Subway Cars during an emergency situation we had here where we were short some of our cars. When we were done with the cars we borrowed, we tried to return them, but there was some kind of legal dispute that turned up, so they have remained here, on a siding at our Montauk Yards for the past year. Now we are short again, due to some dastardly behavior on the part of four of our motormen so we have the cars back in the system again for a while. They squeal louder than our regular cars. But you will get used to it. TIME TRIALS LEAD TO DISASTER Last Wednesday night at 3 a.m., when our service is suspended for a few hours for maintenance, we had only a few employees out on the system. Turns out that for the last week, four of our motormen have been engaging in time trials—a sort of race where one particular motorman races around the entire subway circuit while others have stopwatches out to see how long it takes. In ordinary circumstances, the leisurely subway time to go around the loop from Montauk to Westhampton to Sag Harbor and back to Montauk takes about two hours. The four motormen were vying to see if anybody could break the 40-minute barrier. Apparently, they were coming close. To break the barrier, trains would have to go around the system at speeds in excess of 70 miles an hour. They were not designed to do that. Now one of the motormen, who will remain nameless until his family can be informed, is now in Southampton Hospital and the three other motormen, deliriously happy, are there visiting him. He DID succeed in breaking the 40-minute barrier. The result of all this is that we are now short eight cars on the system and there will be delays for at least the next few days. We apologize to our regular riders. NEW FRITTATA SERVICE


Frittata sandwiches, a specialty of the mountain tribes of Ecuador, are now being offered in our dining car, according to Biff Aspinall, the owner of the franchise operating that service. COMMISSIONER BILL ASPINALL’S MESSAGE What a disappointment it is to come home from Anchorage, Alaska, where I have been vacationing for the last three weeks, to find the service in such disarray. Well, I shall have this all straightened out in no time. And we are accepting applications from anyone in this community who knows how to operate a subway train. Four positions are open. I heartily recommend an Alaskan vacation to anyone. There are polar bears and ice and glaciers, and the scenery and the people are fantastic. I am told it is better there in the summertime than the wintertime. But I am planning to go back there in February next year so I can see for myself. Next week, we will have an awards ceremony for the 14 summer workers who served as “pushers” this season, seeing to it that people got properly arranged in all the subway cars as they came into the stations to pick up the new passengers. All are to receive miniature gold plated boxing gloves mounted on marble stands. The event will take place at 8 p.m. on Saturday at our Hampton Bays office if anyone would care to attend. The chief subway pusher, Kevin Bodkin, of Sag Harbor, will receive for his efforts a special prize consisting of a $50 gift certificate from one of our local stores.

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AProtocol for Agents, Buyers, Sellers, Renters By Susan M. Galardi It’s August. A typically slow month to end a lazy real estate season on the East End. Many agents take August off, and many of them need it—this year more than ever. By all reports, whether statistical or anecdotal, this has been an unusually tough season for agents. Their typical stresses and challenges increased exponentially. Any who are still standing will tell you that they worked 10 times as hard for a fraction of the results. For those reading this and thinking, “They’re just doing what we pay them 6% commission to do,” read on. You’re just the audience I’m after. Firstly, the agent sees only a fraction of that 6%. There was a great song by The Kinks called “The Money-Go-Round,” that went: “Robert owes half to Grenville Who in turn gave half to Larry Who adored my instrumentals And so he gave half to a foreign publisher She took half the money that was earned in some far distant land Gave back half to Larry and I end up with half of goodness knows what.” That’s basically how the divvying up of the 6% goes for an agent. Yes, I’m making the argument that good agents deserve every dollar they make. And so far this year, those who earned money did so by knowing their inventory and the market inside and out, following trends diligently, and having the patience of Job. But things are looking up. Wall Street/big bank bonuses are back, thanks in part to that bailout

money. (Who knew it was designed to bail out East End real estate?) There are new housing starts, asking prices are stabilizing, and sales are inching up. There are rumblings that the bottom has been reached. So the fall promises to be a return to activity in the real estate market, and activity on the street is beginning to bear that out. Considering the agents have just come out of a period akin to a tour of duty on the front lines, now is the time to establish guidelines for agents and brokers to work together most productively. This week, the first installment of Susan Galardi’s Complete Book of Real Estate Etiquette is from the agent’s POV, as it pertains to customers—e.g., those looking to buy or rent. Later, the column will explore that topic in reference to clients—those looking to sell or rent their own houses; and then the same relationships from the other side. 1. Be considerate of the agent’s time. A typical outing with an agent involves getting access/approval from other agents or owners/renters, coordinating with listing agents’

schedules and getting keys. Patrick McLaughlin, manager of the Prudential Douglas Elliman Sag Harbor office, said, “Sometimes on a weekend, I have to schedule appointments down to the minute, especially if I have a few customers that day,” he said. “If a customer is late, it could throw everyone off.” 2. Be loyal. Working with more than one agent spins everyone’s wheels (including your own). While we don’t have MLS on the East End, ALL listings, even exclusives, are co-brokered. “Any agent can show you a listing from any company,” said Beth Troy of Town & Country in Bridgehampton. “Developing a one to one relationship allows the agent to really focus on a customer’s likes and dislikes.” 3. Trust your agent. A good agent’s goal is to find the right property for you. One agent I spoke with, who asked to remain nameless, said the worst situation is the customer who feels the need to do excessive research on his own, either because he feels the agent isn’t being thorough or has ulterior motives. “Sometimes, on a Saturday morning, two hours before a meeting, I’ll get an email from the customer with 20 listings they found online,” he said. “Most are either outdated, or I’ve seen them and know they aren’t right for that customer.” But Troy said it’s helpful, at the beginning, if customers send several listings. “It gives me a sense of what they’re looking for,” she said. 4. Be specific. This applies to neighborhoods (continued on next page)

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Arnold P Ferolito Trust to Walrus Properties LLC, 1559 Millstone Road. 2,175,000

Juliet C Glennon to Paul & Vizcarrondo, 61 Westminster Road, 3,800,000



Janet & Dennis S Page to Larry 31 LLC, 31 Lawrence Court, 3,200,000


Marvin Numeroff to 343 Dune LLC, 343 Dune Road, 4,600,000

John Sughrue to H Debra Jaliman, 139 Seascape Lane, 3,050,000

Celeste Cheatham to JMJD LLC, 127 Dune Road, 3,550,000

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Dominick J Quitadamo to Cynthia J Pavia, 3 Atlantic Drive, 800,000

Richard Reilly to Vito & Carla Santarsieri, 5690 Indian Neck Lane, 590,000


Heater Trust to Kathleen & Cyrille Briancon, 6130 Indian Neck Lane, 690,000

RIVERHEAD Riverhead Sound Assoc LLC to Ralph Palamidessi, 475 Stonecrop Rd, 559,900

2 Winward Road LLC to Alastair Blackwell, 2 Windward, 600,000


New Sunshine Realty Ltd to Marc Mathews, 264 Abrahams Path, 685,000

Nancy & Lawrence Staebler to Joan Mlicko, 2 Sandpiper Road, 995,000

Winifred B Meddaugh to Virginia & Thomas Hessler, 26 McGuirk Street, 950,000

EAST QUOGUE Jacqueline Krentzel to Matthew Setzer, 7 Friese Drive, 500,000

GREENPORT DKS Limited Partnership to Dorothy M & Charles D Reid, 160 5th St #30F, 690,000

SOUTHAMPTON Michael H Ahearn (Referee) to US Bank, 52 Country Club Drive, 655,016

WADING RIVER Theresa Motroni to Mel Greifinger, 42 Beach Club Lane, 530,000



Paul & Gail A Garber to Susan Wasserstein, 97 Samantha Circle, 530,000

Margaret A & Anthony Veziris to Kim Mogul, 15 Foxboro Road., 700,000

Sandra & Jerome Rich to 3321 Whitney LLC, 37 North Quarter Road, 800,000

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Joan & Dermot Murphy to Anne Marie Anzalone, 3 Bittersweet South, 505,000

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Joseph H Dittrich to Laurie Spampinato, 2435 Marlene Lane, 516,000



461 Parsonage Ln LLC to Trust Agreement No C, 3-461 Parsonage Ln, 11,950,000

Susan M & Stephen Breitenbach to Anita Sosne, 2316 Main Street, 675,000

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Wainscott Harbor Rd LLC to David Danovitch, 425 Wainscott Harbor Rd, 1,600,000


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the Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church on Montauk Highway, where the majority of its concerts are heldâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;on Sunday, August 16 at with a program entitled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Classics to Currents.â&#x20AC;? This evening of music will feature Beethovenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s String Trio in D Major; Bruce MacCombieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greeting for flute, clarinet, violin, cello and piano; William Bolcomâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Session II; and Brahms Piano Trio in B Major. The Wednesday, August 19 program, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Instrumental Fireworks,â&#x20AC;? features Rossiniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Duo in D Major for Cello and Double Bassâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; which Martin says is not performed live very oftenâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Mozartâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Trio in E-flat Major, Adesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Catch for clarinet, violin, cello and piano and Vaughan-Williams Piano Quintet in C Minor. The next day, Thursday, August 20, will be BCMFâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s family concert, which mix interactive learning with performances of music such as Beethovenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Allegro Con Brio and Stravinskyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Soldierâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s March and Devilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dance. A great introduction to classical music for children and tickets are $10. The last concert of the festival, Sunday, August 23, is â&#x20AC;&#x153;Colorful Combinations,â&#x20AC;? will featuring the vocal prowess of mezzo-soprano Sasha Cooke, who performed at the Met this year. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a wonderful young singer,â&#x20AC;? Martin said. Brahmsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Piano Quartet in G Minor and Zwei Gesange; Haydnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s London Trio in C Major; and Ravelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sheherazade will be performed.

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Saturday, August 15, following 7:00pm Mincha Guest Speaker: Matthew Lazar Founder & Director, Zamir Choral Foundation with Cantors Netanel and Naftali Hershtik â&#x20AC;&#x153;A conversation on the meaning of Jewish music and the Jewish meaning of musicâ&#x20AC;?


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AUTHOR DISCUSSION SERIES in cooperation with the Jewish Book Council

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Chair in Yiddish Literature and Culture, Jewish Theological Seminary followed by book signing and dessert reception



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My edamame became weed-amame a week or so ago, and the wild arugula had taken over the vegetable garden before that. Now the beans are pouring in, peppers are ripening, yellow squash is ready for some pesto and the grill and the tomatoes are on route. But it is the usual avalanche of cucumbers that is keeping us healthy. I have yet to make gazpacho, because I like to cut them up with tomatoes, some basil, a little olive oil and salt. Cheese and crackers work well with this to make a great lunch. This year I have made an effort to identify the different varieties that I planted and figure out which ones taste best. That could be a matter of opinion, and I have found that over the years my tastes have changed. I used to eat lemon cucumbers right out of the field. Practically a ball of water, they are juicy ,sweet and seedy. As they get older, they turn pale yellow, the outer skin toughens and they develop the odd little spine many cucumbers are known for. Once they get to the size of a softball they get too tough on the outside and seedy on the inside. This is a prolific weed amongst prolific weeds. It crawls out a good 10’ from where it originates – you really only need one for an abundant supply. Of course the same thing could be said of the three other varieties we planted. The long, thin Japanese climbing cuke called Orient Express grows to a solid 18”. It is thin and dry, a lot like the

Cuckoo for Cucumbers Armenian cukes we grew in the past or those English hot house types. Diva is a delightful, plump, 12”, smooth-skinned, juicy sweet torpedo of a vegetable, perfect for juice, to add to a little Pimm’s cup or soup. Burpee tasty green is your average garden variety cucumber, an all purpose cuke good for salads. Bush pickle is a little tamer than the other three. It is very much like a Kirby cuke – short and fat with a white belly like a fish. It’s best for pickling. I wouldn’t recommend eating them straight from the garden – this is not what it was meant for. A little salt will do for all the others as a great snack, but bush pickle needs a brine bath before it is truly palatable. Bushels of vegetable matter will emerge from this section of the garden and hunting for them under the leaves is half the fun, if a little scratchy. We built a trellis of cedar posts with bamboo cross pieces and heavy-duty netting. But we are finding that extra support is needed because of the sheer weight of the vines and the number of cucumbers that they are producing. Next year we will probably use a wider metal mesh so that the Orient Express doesn’t get stuck in the netting and curl back on itself. What amazes me is the sheer abundance of it all. These plants all came from1/4” seeds and the vines can cover 20 feet. But it also brings home the need for clean water – after all, both our bodies and the cucumbers are more than 75% water.


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Travelling with Your Furry Friend If you’ve never traveled abroad with your pet, you must be prepared for the experience well in advance. For countries like the UK and Japan with waiting times for entry up to six months, you must be especially prepared. Additionally, there is a protocol for health documentation requiring that valid papers must also include an official stamp of the United States Veterinary Services Office. American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA) accredited veterinarian Dr. Michael Farber of West Chelsea Veterinary in Manhattan, together with Jerry Hatfield, international pet travel expert and founder of, which offers free international travel advice to pet owners, have helped over 3,000 New Yorkers and their pets travel internationally in 2008 and expect that number to be much higher in 2009. Here are some of their suggestions: Contact the airline and make sure to discuss your pets’ breed, size, age, temperament and overall health. The American Humane Association and the AVMA strongly advise against tranquilizers as they can alter an animal’s ability to balance or brace themselves during flight. The AVMA also states that during air travel, animals are exposed to increased altitude pressures, which can create some issues if sedatives are used,” warned Dr. Farber. Last but not least, don’t forget to pack your pet’s regular food, treats, toys, emergency kit and anything else you think will be a comfort to him or her. For those of you planning to travel with your pet in

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By Susan Galardi

A Benefit FOR Kids, WITH Kids There are so many worthy causes that deserve the support of the community. But most benefits are with adults, for adults – just a few benefit children, and even fewer gear the events toward families. But how great is it to teach your children the importance of supporting others through a benefit where they can have fun, too? On Saturday Aug. 22, the Max Cure Foundation’s first “Roar for a Cure” benefit in East Hampton is a party for families, as well as a fundraiser for children on a national and very local level. The afternoon of fun will feature games, rides, prizes, great food and beverages, auctions, face painting, balloon artists, gift bags, celebrity guests, and even a performance by pop music sensation Push Play. The silent auction will feature unusual opportunities – like dinner with celebrities form the entertainment, business and sports world. Ticket prices are family friendly, too. Just $200 provides a family of four with unlimited amount of fun and refreshments. (Individual tickets are $100 for adults/$25 for children – about the price of a movie ticket with those $10 buckets of popcorn and soda.) The Max Cure Foundation (which raises money for

The Max Cure Fund for Pediatric Cancer Research at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center; the T.J. Martell Foundation for Leukemia, Cancer and AIDS research and other charities) was started in 2007 by David Plotkin and his incredibly supportive family. The impetus for the Foundation came when Plotkin’s son Max was diagnosed with an extremely rare form of B-cell Lymphoma – just one day before his fourth birthday. “I never in a million years thought I’d be the president of a foundation for pediatric cancer research,” said Plotkin, who’s been visiting the Hamptons since he was a child. “You don’t focus until it walks in your door. But pediatric cancer is under-funded in general – it’s a much smaller population than adult cancers.” Plotkin realized that if he wanted his son – and other children with the disease – to have a fighting chance, he had to take action.“Kids battle a disease they didn’t sign up for. We wanted to help – and it gave us control,” he said. “We wanted to focus our resources on funding a lab and alternative treatment research, but to have a fund at Sloan-Kettering, we had to guarantee $25K over a three year period. In

David Plotkin with sons Max and Alexander the first year, we raised over $200K.” Thankfully, Max, now 6 years old, has finished many rounds of chemotherapy, and is “doing very well – he’s in remission,” according to Plotkin, who said his son loves the Hamptons and believes that Max’s time out here was conducive to his improved health. So it seemed this was the perfect place for the event. Plotkin spoke with Scott Rubenstein, owner of East Hampton Indoor Tennis, about what it would cost to do a carnival there. “Scott said. ‘Please. I can’t charge for a carnival for cancer,’” said Plotkin. “So I told him to pick a charity of his choice and we’d donate to them. At that moment, Scott’s young daughter walked by and told him about the Stewarts.” (continued on next page)













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The Stewarts are a Sag Harbor family with deep roots in the community. Recently, 10-year-old Katy Stewart was diagnosed with a rare and potentially lethal form of liver cancer and was beginning treatment at Memorial Sloan-Kettering. “A coincidence is god’s way of remaining faceless,” said Plotkin. The Max Cure Foundation, with the generosity of Rubenstein, had the opportunity to support a local family in a profound way. Thus, Katy’s Courage Fund was founded. “Right now, even though Max is ending his chemo, the journey of cancer will always be with us. The Stewarts are just beginning their journey,” said Plotkin, who believes the reason the Foundation has had such amazing support is the same reason why the event will be a success. “Sometimes it takes unfortunate situations to make people see what’s important and come together. The carnival is a great place to do that – it’s for everybody.” Roar for a Cure Carnival: Sat., Aug. 22, 2:00 – 6:00 p.m. (rain date: Sun., Aug. 23) on the grounds of the East Hampton Indoor Tennis Club, 175 Daniels Hole Road, East Hampton. For tickets and info:, or: 631-949-4160.

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Farming In Greenport. The Real North Fork. So Farmer Nick has learned much over four years. Like wash the produce before putting it on the stand. And be generous to your employees, especially your brother. Remi, by the way, has some bragging rights, too. He just won a skateboard in a Greenport Recreation Center skateboarding competition. Nice going. One last thing about Farmer Nick. He’s also Fisherman Nick. Actually he goes crabbing in Greenport waters a couple of times a week. Mom Kristen cooks up the crabs and the whole family has a crab feast. It’s just possible there is a crabby malcontent on our fork who complains about “kids today.” If you meet that unhappy person, give him a ride out to Greenport. Let him meet Farmer Nick. We grow good on the North Fork.


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By Phyllis Lombardi How ’ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm? An old (1919, and yes, before my time) song asks that question and I have the answer. Introduce ’em to Niklas Droskoski. He’s a Greenport-farmer guy who can give you a list of the joys of farming – a list as long as summer’s daylight. Now you know there are dozens of farm stands on our North Fork. They all have delicious stuff at pretty good prices. So what’s so special about Nick’s Farm Stand? Well, for one thing, the farm stand, on a side road off Main Street in Greenport, is supplied with fresh veggies by Farmer Nick who is just twelve years old. Nick’s had the stand, in front of his home, for four years and he’s seen his business expand along with the lettuce, radishes, tomatoes, beets, herbs and flowers he grows. That farm stand, by the way, was designed and built by a friend of the Droskoski family. It’s decorated on top with orangey wooden pumpkins, bright red beets and other woody vegetables. Yes, there’s a price list, a whole lot of plastic bags, and a can to put your money in if Nick’s not at the stand. This seventh-grader at Greenport School is either in his backyard garden where he grows a few rows of vegetables or out at his grandparent’s home in Orient. Those grandparents, Pat and Stosh Droskoski, let Nick farm a half acre of their property (Nick is a fifth-generation farmer!). I can only imagine how proud Pat and Stosh must be. Anyway, Nick has 150 tomato plants out in Orient, along with most of the other vegetables he grows. Naturally, I asked for a few farmer hints since I have 12 tomato plants in need of help. Nick told me what I guess I really knew. You have to get on your hands and knees – perhaps pulling weeds and praying at the same time. Although Nick did show me his brand new cultivator. A gift from Grandpa Stosh just a few weeks ago, the cultivator was light enough for me to push a few feet. Nick, however, works with that cultivator on his half acre, sometimes for five hours a day. When I met Nick he was wearing a green Nick’s Farm Stand T-shirt and he was with his 10-year-old brother Remi whose Nick’s Farm Stand T-shirt was blue. Remi helps Nick in tomato season when business booms. Nick even enlists the help of two young girls who live next door to him. Seems the U.S. economy might learn something from Farmer Nick! In the busiest of times, Nick often is at the Orient farm till as late as 9 p.m. There are compensations, though. For example, Nick frequently eats dinner with his grandparents. Grandpa Stosh is a real good cook, said Nick. Stosh makes his own pasta sauce and apparently it’s the ground steak Grandpa adds that makes it so delicious. Grandma Pat serves up “tons of salad.” Though if truth be told, Nick says he just likes the big slices of tomato with mayo. Nick admitted there are some problems any farmer, young or old, faces. This season’s considerable rainfall pretty much ruined his radish crop. And then there are the animals. Nick has two dogs, Bear and Slinky, and they have to be shooed from the Greenport garden. Out in Orient, there are rabbits. You know rabbits. They just love Nick’s lettuce.

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North Fork Events FRIDAY, AUGUST 14 FILM AT THE LIBRARY - Films at 4 features ‘Doubt,’ at Mattituck Laurel Library, Mattituck. Based on Pulitzer Prize and Tony Award-winning play. Free. 631-298-4134. THE VAIL-LEAVITT - At Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead: Black Light and Friends presents Donstock 2009, 7 p.m., 40th anniversary tribute to Woodstock. Threehour show includes a dozen guest artists and audio-visual psychedelic spectacular. Advance, $15; at door, $20. 631-7275782. MOVIE NIGHT - Family Movie Nite in the Park 7-10 p.m. features “Hotel for Dogs” at Tasker Park, Peconic, sponsored by Town of Southold Youth Bureau. Refreshments. No rain date. SATURDAY, AUGUST 15 CHICKEN BBQ – 32nd annual chicken barbecue, 4:30

p.m. hosted by Greenport Fire Department Standard hose Co. #3 at Fire Station #1. Chicken, baked potato, coleslaw, corn on the cob, dessert and beverage. Fee, $20; advance tickets suggested, available at firehouse, from any Standard Hose member or call 631-477-1943, 631-477-8261 or 631477-6243. POLISH STREET FAIR - Thirty-fifth annual Polish Town Street Fair and Polka Festival, Saturday-Sunday, along Pulaski and Lincoln streets, Polish Town, Riverhead. Fest begins 10 a.m. 5K RUN/WALK - A Day of Fun at the waterfront in New Suffolk, begins at 8:30 a.m. with registration for 5K Run/Walk race begins at 10 a.m. Bring or rent kayak to explore creeks in Peconic Estuary. Day at beach and activities for kids; beach volleyball games. Local wines and barbecue with local foods and live music by Gil Goldstein. Cosponsored by Peconic Land Trust, Group for the East End

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Arts & Entertainment Theater Review: The Drowsy Chaperone at Gateway inevitable happy ending where everyone is paired off and married or given a career on stage, even the gangsters! This is a very unusual and demanding show where the emphasis is on timing and keeping the narrator and the show itself separate. The concept of listening to a recording of the show calls for some interesting and difficult stagecraft from the cast when the record sticks and repeats or when it stops due a temporary power outage. This is a show where you cannot get by with mediocre actors and Gateway management are to be com-

mended for assembling this collection of very highly talented artists, who combined to keep the opening night audience laughing throughout and who fully deserved their standing ovation. Don’t go to this show expecting a ’standard’ type musical, this one is quirky and you really need to have an open mind. Sit back and relax and to paraphrase one of ‘Man in the Chair’s wise sayings, just stumble along and let the show take you to another world where you can escape the dreary worries of the real world about us.

By Roy Bradbrook. The concept of a play within a play and also of a narrator explaining or commentating on what is happening on stage is as old as theater itself, going back to the Greek Choruses. In the Drowsy Chaperone, the narrator is really key to the whole musical. Known simply as ‘Man in the Chair,’ this slightly bumbling, overenthused lover of archaic musicals, living in a poky one room apartment shows vividly the power of music and theater to take you into realms of fantasy. In this Long Island premiere of the Tony-award winning show, Nat DeWolf is superb throughout in this role, where he has to be believable as he confides to the audience his love for a fictional 1928 musical, The Drowsy Chaperone. As he plays his old recordings of the show, it comes to life on stage. The plot within the show is a total spoof of Broadway clichés of that era, all performed at high speed and very much over the top. Janet Vandergrift (Jennifer Byrne) is a showgirl looking to change the stage for a wealthy handsome suitor, Robert Martin (Sean Montgomery). Her producer, Feldzieg (Anthony Reimer), has other ideas though, because he is in debt to crooks who want the show to go on so that they can be paid. The two crooks (Tyler Rivera Stein and Will Cohen) are, for some unknown reason, disguised as pastry chefs and are hilarious in a demanding dual role where bad puns and oneliners come with breakneck speed. The Drowsy Chaperone (Lauren Cohn) has been hired to keep the bride-to-be from seeing her fiancé on the wedding eve but as her ‘drowsiness’ is largely the result of too many illicit cocktails (remember this is the age of Prohibition), she only succeeds in losing her charge and gaining the amorous advances of a sleazy gigolo Adolfo (James Donegan). When you add in other stock characters, such as a haughty butler (Bob Fresch), his employer, a wealthy widow, Mrs. Tottendale, and Kitty (Ellie Mooney), the producer’s wacky assistant who wants to be Janet’s replacement, you can see that this a cast full of stereotypes played to excess, but it all works. The story, of course, comes to that

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Art Commentary

Arts & Entertainment

by Marion Wolberg Weiss

Sculpture and Photography at Benson-Keyes Arts

Sculpture by Aya Miyatake

The current show of sculpture and from many of the interesting pieces photography at Benson-Keyes Arts on display, starting with Smyth’s pieces and continuing with Rudolph presents quite a challenge to ownSerra’s abstract three-dimensional ers/curators Kimberly Goff and Julie works, reminiscent of fossil-like Keyes. The first set of challenges organic material favored by another comes when two people are running sculptor, Josh Dayton. Nico a gallery – or any business for that Yektai’s arresting wood benches matter. The second set comes with this particular venue, namely the would also fit in with the freehuge space that houses the art. form “organic” theme signified by It’s easy to see that both Goff and Smyth, Serra and Aya Miyatake, who Keyes have similar sensibilities, and creates small, jewel-like forms recallthat works to their advantage. The ing coral growing underwater, as Sculpture by gallery is another matter, and we’re well. Edward Haugevik not as sure if the space accommodates Speaking of the sea, Bob Bachler’s the art pieces as well as it should. Naturally, venues ceramic “balls” seem so natural that it’s hard to realcome with all sorts of external and internal oddities ize they are “seaweedfired.” Their delicately and eloover which we don’t always have control. Perhaps a quently applied designs are as unique as we have solution in this case would be to make the show seen in a long time. smaller or simply to reconfigure it, for example, Water as an organic motif also shows up in several showing Ned Smyth’s and Hans Van de Bovenkamp’s photographs, again emphasizing the part nature sculptures separately in the smaller room. They are plays in our lives. Consider Jane Martin’s stills from strong pieces, with Smyth’s organic, metaphysical her video piece (not displayed), with close-ups of torsos reinforcing his smaller rocks and twigs seen waves abstracted from the “larger picture.” Martin’s last month at Salomon’s Gallery. textural sense is outstanding, reminding one of We notice a recurring “nature” theme emerging images from Mathew Barney’s films, another artist/filmmaker. In this exhibit, Michael Knigin’s black and white cropped wave images catch our attention as they are also caught in time and place, a pre-historic moment Announcing The Third Annual when nature didn’t even exist. Bair Seagram’s photograph, “Main Beach,” presents a different configuration, a long shot that stretches out on a horizontal plane, yet it, too, captures an eternal moment. Other sculptures and photographs do not necessarSaturday, August 15 / 6-9pm ily adhere to this natural, organic theme, even though they are noteworthy in their own right. Featured Artists of the Month Consider, for example, Nathan Slate Joseph’s vertical Marla Milne, courtesy Winter Harbor Gallery forms recalling a Lego game and Ed Haugevik’s wall Don Wilson, courtesy Studio E Gallery pieces where primitive forms (like the circle) are bined with more modern shapes and materials to create contradictory but provocative works. In Maria Pessino’s box constructions, we see primParticipating Galleries: deCordova Studio & Gallery itive animal objects as well, suggesting the mythic Gallery M quality of her pieces. John Okas’ photographs also Greenport Art & Design feature mythic characters, like Venus and Diana, the Studio E Gallery Huntress, often combined with contemporary images. Terrence Joyce Gallery However, Bram Tihany’s black and white photoThe Sirens’ Song Gallery graphs of cathedrals focus on one style of architecture The South Street Gallery & Framers (mostly Medieval), the compositions and shapes releWinter Harbor Gallery vant to all times and places.


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Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS DOLLS AND HOUSES – Opening receptions 8/14 and 8/15. 5 to 10 p.m. Featuring drawings by Amelia Garretson-Persans and dolls by Jeanelle Myers. Curated by Stacy Dermont. 8/15, 12 noon to 10 p.m., 8/16, 12 noon to 5 p.m. Upper Parish Hall, 4 Hampton St. (Division St. and E. Union St.), Sag Harbor. 631-725-0128. ART OF FASHION PREVIEW – Summer Gala 8/14. 6 p.m. preview of exhibition at Guild Hall and cocktail party. Home of Tony Ingrao/Randy Kemper. 212-868-8450 x 204. CANIO’S GALLERY – Opening reception 8/14. 5 to 7 p.m. “Bits ‘n’ Pieces” by Stephanie Reit. Photograph and paper collages. 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. JAN SAWKA RETROSPECTIVE – 8/15. 4 to 8 p.m. Ocean View Art Center (The Principi Vineyard), 551 Montauk Hwy., Amagansett. 631-466-4266. DISCOVER WATERMILL – 8/15. 3 – 6 p.m. The Watermill Center, 39 Watermill Towd Rd., Water Mill Free. Explore the Center in an afternoon filled with performances, family activities, and tours. . NOMAD TWO WORLDS DISCUSSION – 8/15. 5 to 7 p.m. “Reconciliation through Art”: Back-story behind artistic collaboration between modern western culture and an ancient culture to create Nomad Two Worlds. Urban Zen, 4 Bay St., Sag Harbor. 212-727-2220. ART OF FASHION GALLERY TALK AND OPENING – 8/15. 3 to 4 p.m. Talk and book signing. Opening reception 5 to 6 p.m. (GH members only 4 to 5 p.m.) Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0806. SOUTHAMPTON INN GALLERY – Opening reception 8/16. 5 to 6:30 p.m. Featuring Cathy Abramson, Jenna Gotthelf and B. Moan. On thru 9/18. Shinnecock Room, Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-2836500. POLLACK-KRASNER HOUSE & STUDY CENTER – 8/16. 5 p.m. Abstract painter and principal lender for the exhibit “Under Each Other’s Spell”: Gutai and New York Paul Jenkins speaks on Gutai art. Free. 830 SpringsFireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. CELEDON GALLERY – Brunch reception 8/16. 11 a.m. “Objects” Show featuring ceramic work from artists and sculptors. On thru 9/7. 41 Old Mill Rd., Water Mill. 631-726-2547. GALLERIES ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – “The Davisons” group show. 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 28E Job’s La., Southampton. Work by Caroline Bell, David Burliuk, Bernard Corey, Frances S. Dixon, Whitney Hubbard, Richard Hayley Lever, Gladys Nelson Smith, Julian Alden Weir and Irving Wiles. Open daily 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. 631-204-0383.

BENSON-KEYES ARTS – Group show. Sculpture and photography. Open by appointment. 917-509-1379. BIRNHAM WOOD GALLERIES – Open daily 10:30 a.m. to 7 p.m. 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-6010. BOLTAX GALLERY – “Inappropriately Dressed.” On thru 8/31. 21 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-7494062. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – Open by appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-3773355. CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-298-8610. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – “Radiant Images.” On thru 8/21. 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Early modernist furnishings and found objects on display. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. DeCORDOVA STUDIO AND GALLERY – “Men Only.” On thru 8/16. 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-0620. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. GALERIE BELAGE – “Outsider Art in the Hamptons.” On thru 9/8. 8 Moniebogue La., Westhampton Beach. 631288-5082. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR – Ceramics by Matt Nolen and Tarot Etchings by Jessica Pinksy. 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Sat. and Sun. 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. 88 Gin Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631-830-2895. KESZLER GALLERY – “Nomad Two Worlds” by Russell James. On thru 8/22. Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Fri.-Sun. 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. 631-204-0353. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – “Revealed” by Mary Larsen. 24 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Photography by Jean-Luc Mylane. Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sun. 1 to 5 p.m. Job Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – Sat. 12 - 6 p.m. Sun. 1 – 5 p.m. and by appointment. 633 First Street,

Greenport. 631-477-2633. RATIO GALLERY-MIHstudio – Paintings by Marlies Ihmels-Herget. On thru 8/31. 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631286-4020. REMSENBURG ACADEMY – Felicitas Wetter. Fine Art Graphics. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. 130 S. Country Rd., Remsenburg. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – Shey Wolvek’s “Once upon a time...Espana.” On thru 8/20. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – Fri.-Mon. 12:30 to 6 p.m. 516 Main Street, Greenport. 631-4771021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – Balcomb Greene Montauk Paintings. 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY – “Perspectives.” On thru 8/30. 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Thurs – Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. – The Work of David Geiser. Sylvester & Co. at Home, 154 Main St., Amagansett. On thru 11/4. 631-267-9777. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. TRIPOLI GALLERY – “Infinite Blinding Beam” by Lola Montes Schnabel. On thru 8/20. 30A Jobs La., Southampton. 631-903-9220. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Summer Gems.” Group show. On thru 9/8. 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. Thurs.-Mon. 12:30-7 p.m. 631-725-3100. WATERMILL MUSEUM ART GALLERY – “Local Inspiration” by Sally Breen. Open daily, closed Tues. and Wed. 631-726-4625. THE WINTER TREE & GINA GALLERY – “Group Show of International Naïve Art” & work by Cuca Romley On thru 9/7. Open Daily 12-8 p.m.(Closed Tues). 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097. WISH ROCK STUDIO – Fine art and frame shop. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 17 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200. VERED GALLERY – 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 68 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-3303.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, August 14 to Thursday, August 20. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) Time Travelers Wife (PG13)– Fri. 5, 7:30, 945 Sat.-Sun, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 9:45, 6, 9 Mon-Thurs, 5, 7:30, 9:45 Julie and Julia (PG13) – Fri, 4:30, 7, 9:30, SatSun, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 Mon., 4:30, 9:30, Tues-Thurs, 4:30, 7, 9:30 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) In The Loop – 4, 6, 8:10 all week. UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0598) The Time Travelers Wife (PG13) – all week, 1:30, 4:30, 7:45, 10:30 Julie and Julia (PG13) – all week, 1, 4, 7:15, 10:20 Adam (R) – all week, 12:45, 3:30, 6:50, 9:50 500 Days of Summer (PG13) – all week, 1:15, 3:50, 7:30, 10 Funny People (R) – all week, 12:30, 3:40, 7, 10:10 G-Force (PG13) – all week, 1:45, 4:15, 6:40, 9:40 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+)

(631-728-8535) GI Joe (PG13) - Fri., 4:20, 7:20, 10:20, Sat. 4:20, 7:20, 10:20 Sun., 4:20, 7:20, Mon-Thurs., 4:20, 7:20 Bandslam (PG) – Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:10, Sat., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10, Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 MonThurs, 4:30, 7:30 District 9 (R) – Fri. 4:10, 7:10, 9:50, Sat., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:50, Sun, 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, Mon-Thurs., 4:10, 7:10 G- Force (PG) - Fri., 4, 7, 9:40 Sat., 1, 4, 7, 9:40 Sun., 1, 4, 7, Mon-Thurs., 4, 7 Perfect Getaway - Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 10 Sat., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10 Sun., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs, 4:40, 7:40 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) District 9 (R), G Force (PG), GI Joe (PG13), Julie and Julia (PG13), Time Travelers Wife (PG13), Aliens In The Attic (PG), Bandslam (PG), Funny People (R), The Goods (R) UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) The Hangover (R) – Sat. - Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:30, 10, Fri., 4:15, 7:30, Mon.-Thurs., 4:15, 7:30 The Goods (R) – Sat. – Sun., 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 9:50, Fri., 4:45, 7:40, 9:50, Mon. – Thurs., 4:45,

7:40 GI Joe (PG13) – Sat.-Sun., 1, 4, 7:15, 10:20, Fri., 4, 7:15, 10:20, Mon.-Thurs., 4, 7:15 Ponyo (G) – Sat.-Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:10 Fri., 4:30, 7:10, Mon.-Thurs., 4:30, 7:10 Greenport Theater (+) (631-707-5159) Time Travelers Wife (PG13) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6:30, 9, Sat-Sun, - 2, 4:10, 6:30, 9 District 9 (R) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6:45, 9:15, SatSun, - 2:10, 4:20, 6:45, 9:15 GI Joe (PG13) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6:15, 8:45, SatSun, - 2:30, 6:15, 8:45 Hurt Locker (R) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6, 8:30, SatSun, - 2:45, 6, 8:30 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PERFORMING ARTS CENTER (631-288-1500) No movies this week. The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Food / Dining Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer There they were, young, slender and firm – some with blossoms topping their colorful contours. Whatever else you are thinking, I’m talking about zucchini, the cylindrical versatile summer squash showing up at local farm stands everywhere. While this Italian import is available year round, its peak season is summer, but late spring and early fall can be promising. When fresh and tender, the simplest preparation for this summer staple is sufficient. Sauté them in a bit of extra-virgin olive oil and season or steam and dress with oil, salt and pepper. For extra oomph, simply add a mixture of garden fresh herbs to the steamed zucchini. For another summer time favorite, sauté chopped onion with zucchini and then top with peppery arugula to wilt in a covered skillet. You might even toss this preparation over pasta. But my heart belongs to those delectable zucchini flowers, also called squash blossoms, recalling the first time I had fiori di zucca in Florence, Italy years ago. Zucchini flowers are often stuffed or deep fried – the Florentines love their fried course. Or you can stuff them with a mixture of goat cheese, basil and extra-virgin olive oil or tiny diced vegetables swirling the top of the flowers to enclose them and bake. It’s important to note that there is a male and female blossom, the male being the more desirable. Be sure to remove the tiny stamen, or pistil if female, from inside the blossom and discard. Look

Enjoying Summer Squash Italian parsley, basil, chives and tarragon Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1. Scrub zucchini clean; do not peel. Trim ends and discard. Slice zucchini into 1/4 inch slices on the diagonal. 2. Transfer zucchini to a steamer basket over simmering water; cover pan and steam for 2-3 minutes until barely tender. Toss the herbs over the zucchini directly in the steamer basket and season with salt and freshly ground pepper to taste. Transfer to a warm bowl, toss gently to mix until well coated with herbs, drizzle with olive oil and serve warm.

for them at farmers markets and use within a day – they are truly special. ZUCCHINI WITH FRESH SUMMER HERBS Zucchini and summer (yellow) squash are delicious when steamed and served with chopped fresh herbs. Serves 4 1 pound slender firm zucchini and summer squash mixed 3 tablespoons chopped fresh herb mix of flat-leaf

ZUCCHINI WITH ONIONS AND ARUGULA For this recipe I braised zarah squash, a summer variety of zucchini with onion and arugula. The sweetness of the onion and the softened pungency of arugula give life to the ordinarily bland zucchini. Serves 6 2 zucchini (zarah squash, if available), scrubbed and trimmed 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil (continued on next page)

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1 large onion, finely chopped About 1 1/2 teaspoons coarse salt and freshly ground pepper to taste Large bunch arugula washed and spin-dried 1. Cut the zucchini into 1/4-inch slices then stack and cut into medium dice. 2. Heat oil in a skillet and put in the onion. Sauté onion for 3-4 minutes until tender, stirring occasionally. Put in the zucchini and sauté with the onions about 5-6 minutes longer, stirring occasionally. Season vegetables with salt and pepper to taste. This step may be prepared up to several hours ahead. 3. When ready to serve, spread the arugula leaves over the vegetables and cover the pan. Simmer over low heat for 2-3 minutes to wilt the arugula and heat the vegetables through. Taste to adjust seasoning as necessary. Serve warm. FIORI DI ZUCCA Fried zucchini flowers Serves 4-5 8-10 zucchini flowers 2 tablespoons all purpose flour 1 tablespoon corn meal 1 beaten egg Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper Canola oil 1. Trim blossom stems and remove stamens or pistils. Gently wash them and pat dry with paper towel. 2. Mix flour and corn meal in a bowl. Whisk in the beaten egg, salt and pepper and stir to mix. 3. Pour oil to one inch deep in a cast iron skillet or deep fryer and heat to 350-375 degrees. Dredge zucchini flowers in batter and fry them until golden and crisp. Drain on paper towels and serve hot.

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A Touch of Venice Restaurant in Mattituck offers a $20 prix fixe in honor of its 20th Anniversary. The meal includes salad, entrée and dessert and is offered Monday through Thursday. Main course offerings change nightly with frutti di mare on Mondays, pasta on Tuesdays, filet mignon on Wednesdays and an “Italian Delight” on Thursdays. There is also live music Friday and Sunday at 6 p.m. featuring solo guitarist John Signorelli and on Saturdays at 5 p.m. with light jazz duo Soul Shadows on the patio. For more information call 631-298-5851. Jamesport Manor Inn in Jamesport is offering a special three-course “Off the Grill” prix fixe every Friday evening. A typical barbecue menu includes beef short rib “Barbaqoa” tacos; hand-pressed “in house” tortillas with jalapeno mint salsita; mango glazed grilled half Crescent Farms duck; Israeli couscous salad and grilled pineapple follow; and grilled plantain and Nutella crepes with white chocolate gaujillo chile sauce. The meal costs $50 per person. For reservations, call 631-722-0500. Rugosa, a new restaurant serving modern American cuisine in East Hampton, introduces a $30 three-course dinner prix fixe Wednesday through Monday from 5:30 to 7 p.m. Sample items include: Satur Farms greens with buttermilk dressing, balsamic or rosehip vinaigrette; blue claw crab salad, zucchini and green apple, toasted almonds, crab vinaigrette and watercress mousse; local black sea bass, homemade potato gnocchi, glazed savoy cabbage and parsley Dijon sauce; grilled 12-ounce New York strip, caramelized shallots, potato purée and sauce bordelaise; white chocolate bread pudding, golden raisins and spiced rum sauce; and chocolate rice pudding, golden raisins and milk sorbet. For reservations, call 631-604-1550. Legends Restaurant in New Suffolk presents live

music performances at the bar on Sundays from 4 to 8 p.m. throughout the month of August. Chris & Eddie performs soft rock on Sunday, August 23, and Woody Mack will perform classic rock on Sunday, August 30. The restaurant also introduced some new lunch items including: seafood and sausage paella ($17); grilled skirt steak with charred tomatoes ($16); red Incan quinoa and vegetable mélange ($14); crispy chicken quesadilla “Stoagies” with sour cream laced tomatillo sauce ($10); and Vietnamese style pork sandwich ($12). For more information, call 631-734-5123. Chef Pasquale Langella, of Tutto Italiano in East Hampton, demonstrates and serves warm handmade mozzarella in-store every weekend on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays at 11 a.m. Demonstrations are free. The 30-minute process features just a few ingredients including whole milk, piping hot water (a staggering 150 degrees) and a handful of salt. Langella churns out about 22-25 pounds of mozzarella with each batch. For more information, call 631324-9500. Stonewalls Restaurant teams up with Martha Clara Vineyards in Riverhead and Holiday Inn Express in Stony Brook for a new “North Fork Vineyard” package offering dining, vineyard and lodging perks. The package includes: 15% off coupon at Stonewalls with free corkage for wines purchased at Martha Clara Vineyards, VIP Pass to Martha Clara Vineyards with free wine flight for two that includes a tasting of different wines and luxury overnight accommodations at Holiday Inn Express Stony Brook with hot deluxe breakfast with late-checkout. The price, based on double occupancy, is $169.99 per night for weekdays and $189.99 for weekends, and may vary depending on availability. To make a reservation for the “North Fork Vineyard” VIP package, call 631-4718000.

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Food / Dining AMARELLE – Contemporary country cuisine in the heart of Wading River across from the duck ponds. Open nightly, 6 days a week. Sun, Tues-Thurs 4:30-9:30 p.m., Friday and Saturday 4:30 to 10. Prix Fixe Menu 4:30 to 6:00pm nightly. THE BACKYARD AT SOLE EAST – Market-fresh, market-driven cuisine with global influences in a relaxed atmosphere. 90 Second House Road, Montauk. 631-668-2105. THE BAY VIEW INN AND RESTAURANT – Located in South Jamesport, boasts a charming country inn setting for delicious lunches and dinners featuring the best and freshest local ingredients. 631-722-2659. BOBBY VAN’S – Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m. From noon to 3 p.m., serving a casual Italianstyle menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-668-2345. CASA BASSO – Three course prix fixe for $25 every night. 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton. 631-288-1841. CHEQUIT INN – Located in the island’s historic district, with an extensive wine and beer selection. 23 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-0018. EAST HAMPTON POINT – Sunset dining from any table. Monday through Thursday, $29 three-course prix fixe all night. Sunday brunch buffet, $29, includes one brunch beverage. 295 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631329-2800. FINN McCOOL’S – Open 7 days, lunch and dinner. Sun.Thurs., $19.99 prix fixe. New menu. Late night bar menu 7 days. 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-998-

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3271. GOLDBERG’S FAMOUS – Located in East Hampton, Southampton and Westhampton Beach, Goldberg’s has brought the best bagels, flagels, egg specials, signature salads and more to the Hamptons for 60 years. EH: 631-329-8300. SH: 631-204-1046. WHB: 631-998-3878. THE GRILLE AT FISHERMAN’S REST – Serving a menu ranging from legendary thin-crust pizzas to creative seafood specials. Open 7 days, 11:30 a.m. through midnight. 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-765-3474. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso bar, bakery, full-service café and coffee roastery, fresh juice bar. Catering. Open 5:30 a.m.-8 p.m. daily. Locations at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to Green Thumb Farmstand) and 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631726-COFE or HARBOR BISTRO – New American cuisine with classic French backbone. $19 3-course and $29 prix fixes offered 5-6 p.m. nightly, and all-night every night at the bar. 5-6:30 p.m. Open 7 days at 5 p.m. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – Featuring the freshest seafood and local produce available. 32 Lighthouse Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Serving lunch and dinner daily, closed Tuesday. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631722-0500, e-mail or visit LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts. 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. THE LIVING ROOM – Seasonal classics reinterpreted with a Scandinavian hint. At c/o The Maidstone Hotel, 201 Main Street, East Hampton. 7 days, breakfast through dinner. 631-324-5440. MATSULIN – Pan Asian restaurant with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days, from 12 p.m. 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631728-8838. OLD MILL INN – Showcases local, seasonal ingredients, including fresh lobsters and oysters, priced for the times. Open for lunch and dinner, Wednesday through Sunday, the Old Mill. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck. 631-298-8080.

OSO RESTAURANT – Modern American cuisine with a whimsical approach, using the finest local products. Dinner Sun.-Thurs. 5:30-9:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 5:30-10 p.m. 91 Hill Street at Southampton Inn, Southampton. 631-283-1166. PARTO’S RESTAURANT – Italian restaurant, pizzeria café. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.10:30 p.m. and Sun. 12-9 p.m. 12 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. PEPI’S RISTORANTE – Classic Italian cuisine. Open 7 days, Noon to 11 p.m. 400 Old Main Rd., Southold. 631-7656373. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open seven days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. THE RED ROOSTER – Comfort food with eclectic style. Farm fresh produce, organic and natural ingredients. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 4805 Depot Lane, Cutchogue. 631734-8267. RUGOSA – Modern American restaurant serving fresh local ingredients using European techniques. $30 Prix Fixe 5:30 to 7:00 nightly. Closed Tuesdays. 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-604-1550. THE SALTWATER GRILL – Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach and serving amazing ocean views, friendly service and a new sharing menu. 379 Dune Road. 631-288-1485. SAVANNA’S – Serving dinner Wednesday through Sunday. 268 Elm St., Southampton. Call for reservations 631283-0202. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon. through Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food. Ribs, wraps, 'ritas! Lunch Sat. & Sun. 221 Pantigo Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7166. TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton. 631-287-8703. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK – Surf shack, bar and grill. Open at 11 a.m. for lunch and dinner. Weekend brunch at 10 a.m. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6060.

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FRIDAY, AUGUST 14 AXE LOUNGE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; DJ Fri. and Sat. 1181 Northsea Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0808. FIDDLERS COVE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Karaoke with Jesse. 9 p.m. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. LILY POND â&#x20AC;&#x201C; DJ Thurs.-Sun. 44 Three Mile Harbor Rd., East Hampton. 646-619-1217. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Brooklyn Brewery Bash. 6 to 9:30 p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. NICKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Todd the Guitarman. 3 to 7 p.m. 148 S. Emerson Ave., Montauk. 631-668-4800. OSO â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Jim Turner. 7:30 - 10:30 p.m. The Southampton Inn, Southampton. 631-283-6500. PATIO AT 54 MAIN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8 p.m. to 12 a.m. Plan B. 54 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PINK ELEPHANT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; DJ Thurs.-Sun. 281 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-287-9888. REGULARS CAFE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Mike and Tanya Smith of Noiz. 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; DJ. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. SURFSIDE INN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Michael Dann performs Fri. and Sat. 5 to 10 p.m. 685 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-6685958. TURTLE CROSSING â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Mama Lee & Friends. 6 to 8 p.m. 221 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-7166. WĂ&#x2013;LFFER ESTATE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sunset Fridays.â&#x20AC;? 5 - 7:30 p.m. Wolffer Winestand, 3312 Montauk Hwy, Sagaponack, 631537-5106. SATURDAY, AUGUST 15 75 MAIN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; DJ Tony. After 10 p.m. 75 Main St., Southampton. 631-283-7575. ALMOND â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Karaoke. 10:30 p.m. 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Chuck â&#x20AC;&#x153;Eâ&#x20AC;? Band. 2 to 6 p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. NICKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Blaggards. 3 to 7 p.m. 148 S. Emerson Ave., Montauk. 631-668-4800. PATIO AT 54 MAIN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8 p.m. to 12 a.m. Frank Anthony Trio. 54 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. REGULARS CAFE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Steve Fredericks 5 to 8 p.m. Gene Casey and the Lone Sharks 9 p.m. to 12 a.m. $10. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton.

SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Steve Fredericks. 10 p.m. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. TIERRA MAR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Live music Saturday nights. 231 Dune Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700. SUNDAY, AUGUST 16 EAST HAMPTON POINT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Project Vibe. 6 to 9 p.m. 295 Three Mile Harbor Rd., East Hampton. 631-329-2800. FIDDLERS COVE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open mic after hours. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. NICKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Bobby Nathan. 3 to 7 p.m. 148 S. Emerson Ave., Montauk. 631-668-4800. MANUCCIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Live music. 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. 440 West Lake Dr., Montauk. 631-668-4455. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Dennis Raffelock duo. 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. PIERREâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Jazz with V. Trouble & Co. 7 to 10 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. REGULARS CAFE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Steve Fredericks, 6 to 9 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. ROWDY HALL â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open acoustic jams. 9:45 p.m. 10 Main St. in the Parrish Mews, East Hampton. 631-324-8555. SOLE EAST RESORT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Poolside Live Jazz Brunch. 11 a.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 3 p.m. $28. 7:30 p.m. Outdoor Movie Night and BBQ. 90 Second House Rd., Montauk. 631-668-2105. TURTLE CROSSING â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Feed the Need. 5 to 7 p.m. 221 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-7166. MONDAY, AUGUST 17 OASIS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Samba Jazz and Bossa Nova. 7 p.m. Noyac Rd., Noyac. 631-725-7110. OLD HARBOR HOUSE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Theme night. 10 p.m. 240 Fort Pond Rd., Montauk. 631-668-1515. TUESDAY, AUGUST 18 OSO â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Green Drinks networking party. 6 to 9 p.m. $8 donation. 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-721-1908. PIERREâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Live jazz. 7 to 10 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. REGULARS CAFE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Doug Dwyer Trio. 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19 FIDDLERS COVE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Acoustic open mic after hours. 367


Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. PATIO AT 54 MAIN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Boomers. 7 to 10 p.m. 54 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Ladiesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Night. DJ Raj G Raj at 10 p.m. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631283-2800. REGULARS CAFE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; WEHM Talent Night hosted by Mike Maz. 7 to 10 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. THURSDAY, AUGUST 20 BAY BURGER â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Jam session. 7 to 9 p.m. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. 631-899-3814. GURNEYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S INN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Karaoke. 8 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss. 7 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10 p.m. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. MUSE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Steve Fredericks on guitar. 7 to 10 p.m. 760 Montauk Highway, Watermill. 631-726-2606. OLD STOVE PUB â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Von Falkenburg. Thurs.-Sun. 8-10 p.m. 3516 Montauk Highway, Sagaponack. 631-537-3300. OSO â&#x20AC;&#x201C;Ladiesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Night. 5:30 to 9 p.m. The Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-283-1166. PHAO â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Karaoke. 9:30 p.m. 29 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4546. RUNAWAYS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Ray Red. 9 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 12 a.m. 4 South Elmwood, Montauk. 631-725-7533. WĂ&#x2013;LFFER ESTATE VINEYARD â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Twilight Thursdays. 5-7:30 p.m. No cover. 139 Sagg Rd., Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. Email all nightlife updates to or fax to 631-537-3330 by Friday at noon.

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Blow by Blow: A Guide to Styling Your Hair Now that you have gotten rid of frizz with No Frizz by Living Proof, you may need a brush-up on blow-drying. The first thing you need is a good blow dryer. I am a fan of drugstore brands, but not when it comes to hair appliances. Carol Rosenberg, a stylist at the Oscar Blandi Salon on Madison Avenue said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Spend more money and get a professional dryer, if you want to replicate professional results.â&#x20AC;? Some brands to consider are: Solano, Babyliss or T3, or you could ask your stylist. The dryer must have a nozzle â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and you must use the nozzle. The nozzle concentrates the airflow allowing you to concentrate on the section of hair youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re drying. Blow-drying hair without a nozzle should only be done to get hair dry, not to style it. Get the right brushes. For the layperson, round brushes are best. The diameter of the barrel depends on the length of your hair, the shorter your hair the smaller the diameter. However, if you have very long hair, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t look for a brush with the largest barrel; these are used primarily for drying large sections of hair fast â&#x20AC;&#x201C; neither of which should concern you at the moment. You should have one brush with a metal base, which heats the hair more as you dry and one that is made of boar bristles, which will add shine. A great brush that you can find online is the Marilyn Ovali Pro brush.

After washing your hair, use a wide toothed comb parting it the way you wear it, then apply styling product. Section your hair with butterfly clamps â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the more sections the better. Make clean partings, starting with the front sections. For example, if you wear a side-swept bang, put that section in its own clamp. Then take a section on the opposite side of your head and clamp that up, then take the hair underneath those sections, above the ears, and clamp those up, followed by a section for the crown of your head, and several sections underneath the crown along the back diameter of your head. Start drying the front sections. This might seem counterintuitive, but since itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the most important you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to leave that for last. Release the hair just above your ear and dry that, followed by the bang area, and then start on the other side. One trick to keeping these areas smooth while you finish the rest of the hair is to roll these few sections in Velcro rollers. If you are right handed, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the hand to use for the brush. You must get the brush as close to the

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Beauty/Fashion The summer is breezing by quickly and there are still so many events and benefits popping up every week. Let’s do some summer breeze shopping. Mark your calendars for the 2nd Annual Charity Fashion Show, presented by The Restaurant at The Inn at Quoque to benefit The Michael J. Fox Foundation on Thursday, August 13, 7 to 9:30 p.m. To purchase your tickets, call the Inn At Quogue at (631) 653-6560. Smile, our Dan’s photographer will be there. Saks Fifth Avenue, Main Street, Southampton, is having a “consolidation sale” with an additional 25% off for a total of up to 70% off on women’s and men’s selections. Paige Gamble, 40A Jobs Lane, Southampton, will be hosting a Luca Luca Trunk Show from August 14 through 25. The store will be previewing Luca Luca’s sumptuous Fall ‘09 collection as well as offering an edited selection of must-haves for summer. The collection will be open for browsing from 10:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. For more information, call (212) 518-7400. Bravura Gallery, 261 North Main Street, Southampton, is having a home and yard inventory liquidation sale on August 15 and 16. Merchandise will be discounted 50% to 75% off. Call (631) 3773096 for infomation., at 1 Montauk Highway, Southampton, is having a Floor Model Blowout Sale. They guarantee the lowest price, immediate delivery and have one of the areas largest selections of patio furniture

in wicker, teak, cast aluminum and sling source. Also available are the famous Brunswick pool tables — think holiday entertaining. The showroom is open 7 days a week. Call 631-287-6414 or visit them online at There will be a very special Gonca Style Summer Trunk Show event hosted by The Furniture Garden, with Gonca Gul, 337 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. The collections will represent the many beautiful and spiritual treasures from all around the world from August 14–16, from 10 a.m.–6 p.m. The Jewelry Collection 2009 will also be making its premier appearance. This is an event you don’t want to miss. One Ocean Yoga, 264 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton, is hosting a Mikelle Design Jewelry Trunk Show on August 14 and 15, from 9 a.m. to noon. Mikelle’s collections are fit for a Queen. Three of the country’s top purveyors of artist created and designer runway couture-style costume jewelry will be showcasing their best finds for sale at the Antiques & Design Fair at the Bridgehampton Historical Society, August 14–16. Antiques & Design in the Hamptons is a 50-dealer antiques, collectibles and design fair that presents high-style designer modern furnishings, art and antiques of every kind. The show encompasses everything from traditional fireplace accessories and English furniture to folk art and modern art, prints and lots of eye-dazzling designer everything. This year, however, a fash-

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK bean2tween 79 Job’s Lane, Southampton 631-377-3640 To fill a void in the area for stylish, wearable and affordable children’s clothing for infants up to size 12 for boys and size 16 for girls, Jennifer Ginsberg opened bean2tween. With 12 years of retail experience at the Red Pony in East Hampton, Ginsberg knows what clothing, shoes and accessories kids and moms want to wear. The store carries the full line of Snap Cap Jewelry – all the rage for girls at the moment – as well as tie-dyed Converse sneakers. The shop is fully stocked for back to school items from all your clothing needs to backpacks and lunchboxes, and features special lines for younger kids that include One Kid, Charlie Rocket, Mish Mish and Appaman. Tween lines include So Nikki, Tease, pinc and Kiddo. Photo Op Studios LLC 1 Trademans Path at Butter Lane, Bridgehampton 631-537-0033, 917-293-3884 Having just re-organized, Photo Op Studios is currently the Hamptons’ only professional photography studio. Since they opened in July 2007, they learned that the studio was filling a niche. The Hamptons desperately needed a friendly, industry standard production space. In addition to the Studio, prop services are also offered, but limited. The studio used to offer a wardrobe rental service, which was under utilized and eventually phased out. This move allowed them to offer clients an extra 1,000 square feet of space to spread out (on the mezzanine, and underneath), leading to a much more open and user-friendly working environment. The are currently offering a 2,000 square foot drive-in cyclorama client lounge/production area, conference/dining table, vanity area, kitchenette, props/set dressing, WiFi,

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ion trend seems to have emerged big time with many of the dealer stands offering jewels, vintage handbags, hats and unusual wearables. If you love to serve special things in special things, stop into Home, James, 55 Main Street, East Hampton, for the coolest watermelon bowl and dishes that you have ever seen. Watermelon, once considered a fruit to be served only at picnics and BBQs, is now considered the haute item to serve your guests for any summer occasion. Stop in and check out all the home accessories and great unique merchandise. You will never leave empty handed. Visit them online at Art collides with surf style, and “bam!” Mandy Pants is born. Artist Amanda Church based her first limited edition board shorts on “Room 412,” a painting from 2007. Here’s your chance to wear a work of art in the form of groovy beach shorts. They’re perfect for hanging out, working out, surfing, and swimming. These super-comfortable shorts look great when worn in place of bikini bottoms and are made to stand up to rough-and-tumble ocean waves. So get into a pair of Mandy Pants, available exclusively at A Little of What You Fancy, Newtown Lane, East Hampton. Supplies of these ultra-chic shorts are limited. Until next week, ciao and happy shopping! If your shop is having sales or new inventory, and you want our readers to hear about it, e-mail me at

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Go Fish


The Word at Paulie’s By Eugenia Bartell “What’s happenin’?” asked Paul. “That’s what I’d like to know. What exactly is happenin’? Toad said he caught that big 38 lb. bass last night, up front. That’s not a very specific answer.” “When we go and where we fish,” Toad said, “is top secret.” “Okay, but everybody has seen the fishing map, they know where Browns and Shagwong and Turtle Cove are,” I reasoned. “That’s right,” replied Toad, “but no one knows the real spot we fish from. That’s private.” “Oh, okay, but why couldn’t I mention the guy who surfcasts here, the one who plays High Stakes Poker in Vegas with Annie Duke?” “Because,” yawned the Toad, “what he does here is nobody’s business, especially not Annie Duke’s.” “Well, at least I gave your business a plug last week and the sharpies who work for you.” “Never mind my business; it has nothing to do with surfcasting. Jeez, don’t you get it? Fishing is another world; you can’t mix pleasure with business. And be careful who you call a sharpie.” “Jack Yee explained all that to me. A sharpie is a surfcaster who gets a nod; not a medal, not an award, just a nod from those who know what it takes to be a sharpie. So I’m very careful; that’s why Bob Hoffman is called ‘The Hack’. In fact, Jack also explained the order of rank; goes like this from the bottom up: googin, hack, wabbit,

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By Ken Kindler

Two County Parks in Southold One of the best things about living on Long Island is the number of beautiful beaches to which we have access. When I first decided to write a series of articles about the lovely natural places you can visit on the North Fork, I drove along Sound Avenue and NY 25 turning at random to the right and left to visit the Long Island Sound and the Peconic Bay. I was disappointed almost wherever I reached water; the parking areas all had signs indicating that the parking was for Town residents only. I understand that it is a necessary challenge to regulate access to our beaches so I was relieved to find a number of places where non-residents could park their cars and walk along the North Fork shorelines. Two of those places are in Southold: Goldsmith Inlet County Park and Cedar Beach County Park. Goldsmith Inlet County Park is 35 acres of mature

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BENEFITS PERLMAN MUSIC PROGRAM CONCERT AND DINNER – 8/15. 6 p.m. 15th Anniversary Benefit Celebration. Chamber music, Doo-Wop, cocktails, dinner. 212-877-5045. Home of Susan Dusenberry, Sag Harbor. ARF BEACH BALL – 8/15. To Benefit The Animal Rescue Fund. 7 p.m. Bridgehampton Tennis & Surf Club, Mid Ocean Dr. 631-537-0400 x 214. HOT PINK COCKTAIL RECEPTION – 8/15. To benefit Ellen’s Run. $250. 6 – 8 p.m. Home of Steven Klein, Bridgehampton. 212-8400916. SPIN FOR THE CURE SPINA-THON – 8/15. 4-6 p.m. (B)East RealRyder Fitness Studio, 199 Main St., Amagansett. 212-722-8396. Followed by cocktail party and raffle. Proceeds fund research for Charcot-MarieTooth disease. HAMPTONS HOUSE PARTY – 8/15. 6 to 10 p.m. For the Unitarian Universalist Congregation of the South Fork. UU meeting house, BH/Sag Harbor Turnpike at Scuttle Hole Rd. $45/$40. 631-237-4821. HAVE A HEART BEACH VOLLEYBALL BASH – 8/18. 5 to 9 p.m. “Back to School” Campaign fundraiser. $250 sponsorship opportunities. Live music. Cooper’s Beach. 516-769-9952. SOUTH FORK SUPPER – 8/20. Long table dinner celebrating local farms and produce. 6:30 p.m. $75. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House La., Southampton. 631-728-3836. FRIDAY, AUGUST 14

PERLMAN MUSIC PROGRAM 15TH ANNIVERSARY CONCERT – 7 p.m. Itzhak Perlman and others. Old Whalers Church, Sag Harbor. 212-877-5045. THEATRE AT MULFORD FARM – Sylvia. 7:30 p.m. $20/$15 students and seniors. James La., East Hampton. 631-324-6850. ANTIQUES & DESIGN FAIR – 50 dealers. Noon to 7 p.m. $8. Bridgehampton Historical Society, Montauk Hwy. and Corwith Ave. 973-808-5015. BH CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL – 6 p.m. wine tasting at Channing Sculpture Garden and outdoor concert. $75. 1927 Scuttlehole Rd., Bridgehampton. 212772-1132. DAMES AT SEA – 8 p.m. $65/$75. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. WOLFFER ESTATE TOUR – 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. Vineyard tasting room, vineyards, stables, and wine cellar with Roman Roth. $10. 139 Sagg Rd., Sagaponack. FRIDAYS AT FIVE –5 p.m. Julie Andrews reads Home, A Memoir of My Early Years and Emma Walton Hamilton reads Raising Book Worms. BH Community House. $15. Tickets at the door or BH Library, 2539A Montauk Hwy. 631-766-3687. FILMS ON THE HAYWALL – Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Free. 9 p.m. Silas Marder Gallery, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. 631-702-2306. THE DROWSY CHAPERONE – 8 p.m. Musical comedy. $51-55/$25 students. On thru 8/22. Gateway Playhouse, 215 South Country Rd., Bellport. 631-286-

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Sag Harbor Industries on Bridgehampton Tpk. (opposite Verizon). 4 miles, some hills. 631-725-3942. AUDOBON SOCIETY FIELD TRIP – Meet at the parking lot of Cupsogue Beach County Park. 8 a.m. 631281-2623. Westhampton. SUNDAY, AUGUST 16 VINEYARD FIELD/GREENBELT – 8-10 a.m. 4 miles. Meet at South Fork Natural History Museum, 377 Bridgehampton Tpk., Bridgehampton. 4 miles. 631745-0689. MANORVILLE HILLS – 1-2:30 p.m. Meet at the parking lot on CR 111, 2.5 miles north of Rte. 27 (exit 62). 2 hilly miles. 631-727-5250. OLD FIELD FORAY – 9 a.m. Explore the old field behind the SoFo Natural History Museum. $7/$5 per child/Free for members. Bridgehampton. 631-537-9735.


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Letters A BON BAGUETTE Dear Dan, Last year when the Amagansett Farm closed, it created a tremendous void. So when I heard that Eli Zabar of the acclaimed Zabar’s fame would be taking it over, I couldn’t believe it. Everyone knows we come out here to escape NYC, but then we miss our creature comforts of the city. We have no shortage of food to be sure, and Joe of Citarella does a great job, but the farm was the farm. So last year was Eli’s first year and I personally think he did a great job. This year he really seems to be in his groove. Everyday he prepares new specialties for us. I particularly like the salad bar. Because I live so close I visit two to three times a day. Now Eli doesn’t know me from a hole in the wall, although I do say hello when I see him. And I don’t know what the financial arrangement is. I understand he leases the farm. Frankly, I think we should lease it to him for a dollar. I say this with my experience in both operating retail stores and now owning shopping centers. I don’t know how he can turn a profit. Forget what he charges. He has three months to make it happen and I just don’t think it’s possible. Just look at how the place is stocked. I just don’t think he can push the volume through that he needs. I know he is not in business to lose money and all I am saying is that I would hate to lose him. I feel he is really performing a service to the community. Just go in and try one of his Amagansett baguettes. Gerald Bedrin Glen Rock, NJ Via e-mail

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life with my husband and two boys, Oscar and Toby, the first visit being last summer for five glorious weeks. Sadly, this year will be only three, but it’s better than not coming back at all! Not only do I think East Hampton is the best summer destination in the world (yes I do), but Dan’s Papers is the best beach read whilst visiting the Hamptons! Last year, when I returned home, I kept a copy to remind me of my trip and in case my family and I would return, I would have my survival guide with me (although I hasten to add it didn’t find a home in my suitcase this trip along with flip-flops, goggles, kite board, etc). Mr. Rattiner, you have such charm, wit and humor in your writing and I love your weekly exploits. I read each free issue from cover to cover and remember fondly your hysterical problem last year with the bin company or rather ‘trash’ company. You played cat and mouse with your wheelie bins up and down your drive. So funny to read! So, now I have made clear my thoughts and feel much like a local when here; for instance I know how to order my Starbucks in the American way (yes there’s such a way), where to get a great lobster roll, when Shoe Inn has it’s annual sale (very important!), when the tennis club opens and closes, where to kite surf (not me, the tall person I married) and finally, be able to spot the sharks, who all bite, don’t you know? Dan’s Papers is the answer. A huge thank you from the Brit and her brood and although we haven’t left yet, see you next year! Louise Carlisle Oyster Interiors Via e-mail

When Eli comes in, he stays. He knows what he’s doing. – DR

P.S. Bought your book! Sorry for the news about the sharks. – DR

LOVE LETTER Dear Dan, I am starting a Dan’s Papers Appreciation Society on the other side of the pond! I am a British visitor from London and visiting East Hampton for the second time in my 39 years of

SEEKING COVERAGE Dear Dan, I didn’t know where to write to ask a basic question, so I clicked here. Accept my apologies if it landed in the wrong place. I’ve been a big fan of your

paper for years, as a matter of act, probably like a lot of families out East it’s the paper we always ask for on the first morning of our arrival “Hey, did anyone pick-up Dan’s?” The answer is always, “Yes!” I have enjoyed your covers and of course what’s under the covers as well. I heard a radio spot a few weekends ago about all the Dan’s covers, and without anymore waxing fantastic, I’d like to know how I might be considered for one. Is that even a possibility? Oh yes, I’m an artist. My family has a home in Westhampton and we spend weekends there throughout all seasons and it is an inspiring place – and obviously where we find Dan’s every weekend. I respectfully ask for your consideration, realizing you must have a pile of talented folks who qualify for this honor. Please visit my website if you have a moment. Tim McFadden Via e-mail Send submissions low res in PDF to – DR

SUPPORT FOR ILLEGAL Dear Dan, Thank you for the “Illegal” article that, by purposefully leaving off the s, makes the subject our government’s illegal actions. I’m sure you are hearing from the haters so I wanted you to know that there are people who are outraged at the strongarmed and inhumane actions taken against certain categories of our fellow human beings based on profiling and without obtaining legitimate warrants. If it can happen to the least powerful among us and we remain silent, do we not see that it could happen to us either by error or under some other pretext? And where do the pretexts end?? Carla Ash Via e-mail That was the point. – DR

Police Blotter Relieving Himself A man in East Hampton was observed peeing on the beach as a couple walking by noticed him. Instead of calling the police, they confronted the man, who was reportedly embarrassed about the incident. As they talked to the man and then began threatening to call the police, the couple’s dog did some business of his own. As a resolution for the matter, the couple gave the man a baggie for his business, and the couple cleaned up their dog’s business. Football Two kids who were sprucing up their football skills for the upcoming season accidentally threw the ball into a crowd of people sunbathing at a beach in Southampton. No serious injuries were reported. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL BABY!? We Got a Runner A man who was being pulled over by police in East Hampton decided that he would make a run

for it. He pulled to the side of the road, got out of his car and then attempted to run into the woods. One thing he didn’t count on – giant police flashlights. He was subsequently picked up and charged with criminal possession of stolen property. Punched A man in East Quogue reported to police that another man punched him in the face at his home and then left in his Ferrari. Shelter Island A raccoon was shot and killed on Shelter Island. Raccoons are known to carry rabies and are taken very seriously over there, which is why Shelter Island residents blast them in the face with 12 gauge shotgun shells. Interesting Dish A man in East Hampton was pulled over for a traffic violation. The man appeared to be under the influence of drugs and had brownie crumbs all over his face. Suspecting foul play, the officer tested a

plate of brownies sitting beside the man and determined that they were made with a good helping of marijuana. The man was arrested. Caught There was plenty of unlawful behavior to go around throughout the Hamptons as police were out in full force to prevent those that had a bit too much to drink from driving on the streets. Officers made DWI arrests by setting up checkpoints throughout the villages on main roads. Those who were arrested found out that their summer resolutions were going to be less about losing weight and more about stopping drinking. Quite the Mistake A man in Southampton was out at a bar and began to inquire about drugs to people at the establishment. Unfortunately for him, one of those people was a police officer. – David Lion Rattiner

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Design • Install Maintain • Spring Turn On • Complete, Renovations • Evaluations • Hose Spigots - Dock Lines Wells and Pumps Lic.

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• Renovations • Additions • New Construction • Tile Work • Finished Basements • Siding • Roofing • Painting Serving the Hamptons for over 10 Yrs.

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Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday

a full service irrigation company


• Design • Installation • Garden Renovations • Transplanting • Ponds/Waterfalls • Fine Gardening • Lawn Maintenance • Re-vegetations • Perennial Gardens • Natural Screenings • Irrigation Installations/Service • Tree/Shrub Pruning & Removals • Spring/Fall Cleanups • Sod • Mulch • Bobcat Service/Land Clearing • Also Specializing in Masonry • Landscape Lighting

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Excellent References Lic. Ins.


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Home Improvement

631-324-2028 631-723-3212

Referencess Available

Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday



Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

Wild Earth Revegetation “The Revegetation Experts” SPECIALIZING IN NATIVE LANDSCAPES SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK

Phone: 631-725-2555 1199149

Cell: 631-379-7401


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(OME3ERVICES Landscape/Garden


& Estate Management

Consolidate & Save Up to 20% •Full Service Landscaping •Irrigation•Fertilization•Pool Service

Make One Call & We Will Do It All Call Chris

• Spring/Fall Cleanups • LAWN MAINTENANCE • Re-Vegetations • Hedge & Shrub Pruning • FINE GARDENING Free Estimates






Lic. Ins.


DOMINGO’S Lawn Mowing & Maintenance


“Designing & Building Residential Golf Greens in the Hamptons for over 18 YEARS”

Mobile: 631-484-9493 Office: 631-329-1028

Garden design, installation, maintenance & decorating Services


T.G. LANDSCAPING Teddy Grudzinski

For Information: 631.744.0214

BULKHEADING All phases of bulkheading, piers, floating docks...


Service Directory

Driveway Stone & Brickwork Deck Fencing


22 Years Serving the East End



We provide a professionally coordinated maintenance program tailored to your property & style. 25 years of Experience • Call for Appointment

To Our Clients THANK YOU


5pm Wednesday

631.287.4561 ,


Licensed and Insured

Landscape Lighting


Landscape Lighting

Commercial and Residential 18 Years Experience All Work Guaranteed Owner on Site Free Estimates



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All Phases of Masonry Construction

Complete Waterfront Contracting Floating Crane Service

Lic. Montauk-NYC Ins.



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MASONRY & CONCRETE , Corp. The Original


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Tide Water Dock Building

• Specialty Stonework • Excavation • Home Enhancement • Landscape Const. Lic Ins


Certified, Licensed, Insured



Having Family & Friends Over? Call One of Dan’s Service Directories & Treat Yourself to Some Help

• Brick Patios & Walkways • Belgian Block • Garden Walls • Pool Coping


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Landscaping Lion

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631-765-3130 • 631-283-8025


Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990

Lawn Maintenance Planting All Chemical Work




Your local Dock Builder and Marine Contractor From Refacing & Repair to New Construction

“Helping keep America Beautiful.”


“We Turn Your Dreams to Greens”

Shore Line

(631) 288-1578



Fully Licensed and I nsured



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631-283-1382 631-252-3363

• Full Shade S V S



Christopher Edward’s Landscaping

• Full Service

“Concept to Completion”

We’ll clean up your yard, too

• Sea Shore Planting Specialist • Bluff Stabilization • Dune Restoration • Native Planting • Landscape & Garden Installation

• Swim Ladder

References Available



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Design • Construction • Masonry

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Marine Services

“DOVE” Landscape Service

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(OME3ERVICES Masonry/Stone/Tile






Milton Guichay Mason Contractor & Landscaping Construction • Design • Repairs • Fireplaces & Chimneys • Brick & Stone Patios • Tile & Stucco Work • Cobblestone, Aprons • Quality Stone Work




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Mold Inspection

All Types of Stone Restored & Maintained Terracotta N Limestone Marble N Slate

Board Certified 1199380

Fully Insured & Licensed



Can Be Harmful To Your Health and Your Home



1-866-WE-GUARANTEE (934-8272) Flat Rate Pricing No Hourly Minimums

on Local & Long Distance Moving

P NYC to East End Daily Express Delivery To All R Points On The East Coast I C (631) 321-7172 I Family Owned & Operated Southampton N G 1198751

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MASONRY: Brickwork,

Call Ray

Montauk to Manhattan

Mold Inspection




Free Estimates


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Powerwashing & Staining Spackling & Taping 17 Years Experience Free Estimates Licensed & Insured


Service Directory Deadline

Cell (631) 839-6144 (631) 588-5885

5pm Wednesday

Painting & Staining Spackling & Sheetrock Wallpaper • Mildew Removal Cedar Siding and Decking Experts Decorative Tilework George Hadjipopov P.631.668.9389 C.516.768.2856

Tel:: 631-878-3131 Cell:: 516-818-3769


Old World Craftsmanship, Integrity & Meticulous Quality at a Fair Cost

Serving the East End for over 20 years Licensed & Insured - Superb References

CLAUDIO’S PAINTING CORP. “Choose Claudio’s Painting Get Rich Results!”

INTERIOR R / EXTERIOR Powerwashing Staining & Wallpaper Removal Great References / Insured





Breathe Easier and Live Healthy

All Phases of Environmental Representation




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Do You Have


• Cobblestone • Foundations • Patios • Brickwork • Fireplaces • Driveways • Walkways • Stucco • Retaining Walls • Pool Areas • Cellar Entrances • Stoops


631-734-2166 or Toll Free 1-877-864-8246

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Quality Residential & Commercial Craftsmanship All Phases of Masonry Construction


Make room for the project with storage delivered to your front door!

7 days a week at Office: 631.929.5454 Cell: 631.252.7775 email: web:


Tile, Pavers, Patios, Driveways, Walkways, Pool areas. CARPENTRY: Kitchens, Baths, Finished basements, Alterations, Conversions.

NY DOT 34514


For inspections, testing & removal, call

27 Years in Construction and Building Science


P 1-877-RHINO08(744-6608) R I Golden Touch Painting/Papering C Painting I Ricci and Son Painting Inc. Best Price for Painting N “Quality with Pride” Interior / Exterior G

pick it up & deliver to your new home!

cell: 631.338.3878


Licensedd andd Insured Celll 516-429-7676 Fax x 631-287-7175


MOVING? We’ll deliver a unit, you pack it, & we’ll

Certified d Indoor Environmentalist



• Mold/Fungi Investigating And Consulting • Air Sampling For Testing And Analyzing of Fungi And Other Airborne Pollutants • Mold/Fungi Remediation

F Local-Long Distance-Overseas L A T


24HR Hotline - 631-742-6000 • Office - 631-351-3558

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Call 631-537-4900

Office: (631)775-6106 • Cell: (631)278-1552

Lic. 1199059

License # 44353-H


Professional Paper Hanger



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Specializing in All Types of Wallpaper Call Chris








(631) 283-3000 * (212) 924-4181 * (631) 329-5601





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(OME3ERVICES 3 Generations of Distinguished Service

East Hampton Area Excellent References

Lois 631 324 8914

631.283.7925 •


Lic. & Ins.

TRUST PAINTING • Exterior/Interior Painting • Deck Service • Staining Lic. & Ins. Lic# 44804H • Powerwashing FREE Estimates

Staining Bleaching

Is Your Solution To Pest Paranoia!




24 Years Experience OWNER TONY DONOFRIO O N EVERY JOB Using Ben ja min Moore Paint

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Serving the Hamptons 55 Years Free Estimates NYS Certified Applicators

All Pro Painting All work guaranteed Free Estimates Interior, Exterior, Powerwashing, Custom Work, Staining, Experienced & Reliable



631-726-4777 631-324-7474

Licensed & Insured




Summerizing, Winterizing, Power Vacs, Liner Changes, Safety Covers, Safety Fences, Maintenance, Pool & Filter Repairs & Chemicals Licensed/Insured Est. 1997


Radio-Dispatched Trucks Pool Construction Weekly Maintenance Expert Repairs Liners Marble Dusting Heaters Safety Covers

“For A Crystal Clear Splash” 1198720

Enjoy a clean pool every weekend, all summer long!

• Fleas • Roaches • Mice • Bed Bugs • Ticks • Mosquitoes • Tree Spraying


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A Fulll Servicee Company • Certified pool operator on staff • Opening / Closing, Repairs • Weekly & Bi-Weekly • Loop Loc safety cover, fences • Pool Heaters • Pool Liners • Tile & Marble Dusting • Renovation • Residential & Commercial

pool & spa service

“You Deserve the Royal Treatment.”

Celebrating 23 Years in Construction & Service of Gunite & Vinyl Swimming Pools


KazdinPools,Inc. Established 1972 For A Lasting Impression

• Vinyl + Gunite Construction • Spas • Supplies • Service


Pest Control

20 Years

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631-287-4043 Southampton, NY We tailor our services to your needs.


MARBLE DUSTING Long Island Marble Dusting Inc. Experts in Resurfacing of Commercial & Residential Gunite Swimming Pools & Spas. Coping, Tile & Pool Renovation.


Pool & Spa

24 Hour Emergency Service

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The Most Competitive Pricing in the Hamptons


833 County Rd. 39, Southampton, NY 11968


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Lic. 631-874-0745 Ins.

The Bug Stops Here Inc.

•Pool & Spa Service • Openings & Closings • Marble Dusting • Quality Service



Refinance Certificates • Lic. Ins. Cl-629938


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Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

JW’s Pool Service



• Vinyl & Gunite Design & Construction • Openings, Closings, Weekly Service • Salt Water Systems • Vinyl Liner Changes • Marble Dusting & Tile • Equipment Sales & Installation • Chemical Sales • Custom Safety Cover Installation • Electronic Leak Detection & Pressure Testing


Service Directory and Classified Ads are up on by 3pm every Wednesday


Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

Free Estimates


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Licensed / Insured

Primary Pools

Serving ALL Your Plumbing and Heating Needs


631.838.3137 631.902.3287

Eastern Suffolk

Plumbing & Heating, Inc.

Commercial • Residential Insured

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Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas





Certified Pool & Spa Operator

Licensed Master Plumber 20 Years Experience

Pest Control

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• Openings & Closings • Loop-Loc Covers • Leak Detection • Repairs • Weekly Service • Solar Heating



Pet Sitter • Walker Services

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Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas


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one on one

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Poison Ivy Control

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Distinctive Painting Artistic Finishes & Custom Wood Finishing

Poison Ivy Control


LaPolla Painting


Pets/Pet Services





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(OME3ERVICES Power Washing



Deck Design Repair & Construction

Serving Long Island For Three Generations



• Quality Service • Dependable & Reliable • Cedar • Vinyl Siding • Licensed & Insured


• Mahogany FREE ESTIMATES • Aluminum Siding • Treks 1-888-WASH-ME-2 • Painted & Stained Surfaces 631-288-5111

Flat Roofs Flashings • Skylights Custom Copper Work Gutters & Leaders Southampton 1 800-915-6455 Huntington 631-423-0820 1199187



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We also offer . . . Design, Installation & Repair

Visit Our Web Site At Great Aesthetics or call (631) 331-3303 1199143

for the truth about your wood roof


Ask About Our Guarantee Serving the Hamptons For Over 25 Years

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Property Management


Family Owned & Operated Business Licensed Insured


516-480-6394 LIC.



Customized Management Programs Serving the East End • Over 25 Years Experience



OFFICE: 631-537-4774 949-533-4937 • CELL: 716-812-1521



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Planting Shaping Removals Licensed / Insured


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GREAT PRICES Delivery Services Free Estimates


Security With A Personal Touch

CALL US TODAY. 800-981-SAFE (7233)

Window Cleaning



PERFECT Window Cleaning

Septic Services

Windows/Screens, Skylights, Chandeliers, Gutters... Residential/Commercial


631-287-5042 SH



a Division of Eli Construction

Certifiedd byy thee Cedar Shakee & Shinglee Bureau



Commerciall & Residential

Shinglee & Flatt Rooff • Installationn & Repairs Skylightss & Leakss Repairedd • Powerwashing


Tree W ork

NYS Lic.#12000003519


Landscaping & Tree Service


Cedar, Slate, Asphalt, EPDM, Copper Roofing & Copper Gutters! Free Estimates Emergency Service 24 Hrs


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Power Washing

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Child Care Wanted BABYSITTER Year Round. Must speak English, have own transportation and references. For 10- 15 hours/ week. (631)725-1511 Need Mother's Helper to help with house, cooking, and kids in Hampton area. F/T & year round position. Live-In/ Out. Must be extremely flexible, excellent driver, have fun & must love dogs. Absolutely no agency's. Applicants must state salary requirements. Fax resume to: 212-863-1563

Domestic/ Personal Assistant

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Westhampton family looking for couple for full-time (live out) year round household help. Ideally husband is handy and capable of doing work around the house including painting, carpentry and general gardening. Couple is responsible for entire upkeep of the house including grocery shopping & coordinating all service providers. Contact Dorothy (212)688-2700



Tag/Yard/Estate Sale


East Hampton 8/15 & 8/16, 9am- 5pm. 79 Three Mile Harbor Rd. Khanh Surf & Sport yard sale! Surf boards, bicycles, apparel, shoes, furniture. No early birds.

Seasonal Retail Sales Opportunity Location: East Hampton. Base salary plus commission. Full time position available. Previous retail experience preferred. Please send resumes via email or fax to:

Also great discounts at Khanh stores, 60 Park Place. Family oriented club seeks a few highly motivated persons for key positions including Lifeguards Cocktail Persons, and a few other positions. Persons must be neat in appearance, possess good communication and people skills, and be team players. Please call for applications and to schedule an interview. 631-283-7123

fax: 212-931-1575

Amagansett/ Springs "MADE IN ITALY" SALE

Merchandise for Sale Christian Dior Fine China, Renaissance Pattern, Service for 12. Sugar, creamer, platter, and vegetable bowl. $3,000 (201) 394-9229 Mattress: Brand New. Sleep To Live. Blue 400 Series. Didn't fit antique bed. $800 List price $1250 Hampton Bays 917-4537209

MISSES'/ WOMENS' SPORTSWEAR, DESIGNER & VINTAGE CLOTHING SIZE 6- 12, SHOES SIZE 7 1/2- 8. ACCESSORIES, JEWELRY CHIC & AFFORDABLE! Also menswear size 40 Sat. 8/15 & Sun. 8/16 10 am- 5 pm 123 WINDWARD (Take Old Stone Hwy. to Winding Way) (917) 941-7151

Southampton- Designer Selling contents of house & guest cottage- High end furniture, art, Office antiques, accessories, Faux Bois Sagaponack 8/15, 9am- 1pm. BOOKKEEPER/ ADMINISgarden items, antique urns etc. 444 Parsonage Ln., Grassmere TRATIVE ASSISTANT Part By appointment- call Pat- Farm. Time help needed to work from 239-537-0062 or 239-777-1811. Sagaponack home office. Southampton: Fri/ Sat/ Sun Flexible hours. Must be comput8/14, 15, 16. 8am-5pm 50-81 Merchandise Wanted er savvy, have knowledge of Hubbard Lane. Moving Sale. QuickBooks. (917)496-0860 Furniture, Antiques, beautiful Long Standing Collector wishes Email: to expand collection of guns, mirrors, lighting, designer handswords. Cash paid. Free apprai- bags/ clothing from Kim & Me Part Time sals. Instant decisions. Strictly in Southampton, Much more A Dog Sitter, House Watcher, and confidential. Lloyd little bit of everything, for everyone! 917-767-8040 handyman Part time. Ideal for a 631-325-1819 college or High School student who loves dogs and has free time Remsenburg JEWELRY WANTED on weekends and possible weekAntique Estate Sale. Highest prices paid for nights. Call Manny Fri 8/14 & Sat. 8/15 diamonds, gold, silver & 212-382-3410 ext. 20 10am- 4 pm, Dealers 9am. collectibles, any condition! 53 Speonk Shore Rd, (off South Country rd) SPECIALIZING IN COINS Situation Wanted Designer sponsored, Call (516)639-1490 quality china, limoges, Chef for Hire: CIA Grad 91', majolica, ceramics, silver, Private Chef for your Home or artwork, collectables, Freelance. Day, week or month. Tag/Yard/Estate Sale furniture, jewelry, Passionate about Rustic, Classidesigner mens/ womens cal, Vegan & Fusion cuisines. ESTATE/ HOME SALES. We clothing. Now booking for August and be- are the experts. We know how 516-578-7745 631-325-0952 yond. Call Peter at 631-578-0798 to do it right. Call Lloyd! No early entry 631-325-1819

Tag/Yard/Estate Sale

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE BRAVURA GALLERY YARD & PORCH SALE THIS WEEKEND! AUGUST 15-16, 9AM-3:00 Rain or Shine 261 NORTH MAIN STREET Modern & Contemporary Art, Collectibles, Textiles, Murano & Scandinavian Glass. Ceramics, Furniture, Lighting, Rare Books, Fine Rugs, Jewelry, Tribal & Folk Art. Modernism, Eames, Marimekko, Kitsch, Household, Kitchen and Garden Things. NO JUNK- GREAT PRICES

Antiques/Collectibles FURNITURE REPAIRS ANTIQUE WORKSHOP Chairs Re-Glued, Caning, Rushing, French Polishing Stripping, Refinishing Antiques Restored Custom Upholstering Seats Recovered Painted Finishes Wood Finishes Repairs of Any Kind Gold & silver leafing Free pick ups & deliveries Kitchen Cabinets Refinishing Wicker/ Rattan Rebuild & Repaint Teak Cleaning/ Oiling CALL JON TODAY! 631-874-0515 718-224-4250

Montauk thru Manhattan

Lost/Found HELP! I lost my engagement ring at Sagg Main Beach on August 3. I was in the water inside the sand bar west of the lifeguard tower. $5000 reward Please call if found! Shannon 310-849-4439

Automotive We BUY Lincoln Town Cars. Better CASH than Trade-In (631)595-1067.

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Business Opportunities


Business & Property For Sale 27 Auto Circle Mechanics is up for sale with or without property; established for more than 20 years with a full license and machinery of New York inspection of gas and diesel automobiles. For more information Please contact 631-283-9016/ call cell 631-988-3791 or visit us at 1535 County Rd, 39 Southampton.

Chevy ElCamino 1978, classic, silver, blue interior, 305 V8, many new parts, priced for a quick sale, $2,750. (646)895-1230

FOREIGN CAR SERVICE FREE PICK UP & DELIVERY Restoration & Service. Repair for your foreign or domestic car. Call Aventura Motors 631-283-8819 Mercedes 1998 CL500 35k miles, showroom condition. Garage kept asking $21,500 (516)639-8527

We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653)

Business Opportunities Low Risk, Great Return. $19,649.32 interest in just over 2 years. $50,000 loan needed. Secured by the income of 4 jobs, and a home valued at $279,000.00. 13.9% interest with 24 payments of $1160.82 ($27859.68), with a balloon payment of $22,140.32 in month # 25. Seriously interested principals, please email to:, to arrange a phone conversation LANDMARK HAMPTONS NIGHTCLUB, business and property for sale. $1,499,000. Lease Avail. 516-662-4365

North/ South Fork Cleaning. Residential/ Commercial. Weekly, Bi-weekly, Monthly cleanings. Move in/ out cleanings. Post Construction, Window, Office cleanings. House Watching. Free Estimates. Carlos 631-741-1762

Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning and watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-604-5438. Bonded & Insured.

Hampton Bays: Investment opportunity. Apartment building for sale, (3) 1 BR's, (1) 3 BR, large lot, close to beach, income is $60k plus per annum. WINSTON CLEANING SVC. $885,000. (917)355-2687 Residential/ Commercial. Insured. References Available. Classes/Instruction Call for Free Estimate. COOKING CLASSES. Learn (631)878-8973 (631)384-1296 from a pro. Customized menus. Small /Large groups: Kids, teens, Counseling families, adults, friends. Call Marla, CCP 973-865-5832 Certified Counselorwww. Specialty Drug/ Alcohol French Classes by native PariAlternative Treatment sian. Adults/ children. All levI Bring Me to You. els. Le Cercle Francais. Completely (631)725-2128 Confidential & Private Kelly Anne 973-600-5301 TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/ Children Handyman Yoga/ Pilates for Children NYC/ Hamptons Claudia A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Paint631-721-7515 ing, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Cleaning Small! Licensed and Insured. 631-728-8955 A VOTRE SERVICE! Call Cheap Richard for all inQuality Housekeeping & terior work. Cheapest price! EveProfessional Organizer ryone needs a Handyman Personal Service 631-714-0595, 631-399-0103. Experience Reliability 631-312-8429 (631) 725-2128

Home DĂŠcor APPRAISALS, Paintings, Antique restoration, automobiles 631-288-1850 631-324-9070 RE-ROOFING, flat, leaks, skylights, chimneys, re-guttering, 631-765-6200 631-324-2200 SPACIAL DESIGNS, INC. Excellence since 1993 Architecture & Interior Design www.

Massage Therapy


Take your island summer into paradise with Massage Therapy in your home. Tim Morey, licensed massage therapist. 631-521-6255.

WATER SKI. Private water ski lessons. We also offer wakeboarding, kneeboarding, wakeskating, and tubing. Call or e-mail for more information. (646)335-5027.


Home Improvements CAN-DO HOME SERVICES HVAC Specialist. Most home repairs. Deal with owner. Your satisfaction is my only goal. Insured/ References Bill (631)946-4654.

Swim Instruction (516) 384-7229

GOODFRIEND SELF STORAGE Climate controlled Nice â&#x20AC;&#x153;move inâ&#x20AC;? truck 631-324-5550

A-1 LIFE GUARDS Red Cross-Certified Instructors for CPR/AED and Swim Classes. Lifeguards for Private Parties. 516-650-1543 Barbara's Swimming Lessons. Phys Ed teacher will teach fun & safe lessons at your home. (631)669-3842, (516)456-5277

Swim instructor/ lifeguard Red Carpentry. Renovations, kitchCross certified. Experienced. Painting/Papering ens, bathrooms, decks, trim, inCall Christy (631)965-1292 terior painting, power washing. Quality Painting Since 1983. Reasonable rates. Call Tom Interior. exterior. Free estimates. Transportation (631)283-7831 References. No job too small! (631)329-0055 (631)827-3902 Airport Service & Beyond Horses RQP Interior/ Exterior Painting, Staining, Power Washing. SUV Car Service to: Quality Comes First! Free EstiAirports, Manhattan, mates. Roy 631-431-8225 Broadway Shows, Sporting Events. Village Painter. Int. Ext PaintLicensed & Insured. ing Powerwashing Staining. 30 Local & Reliable. Years experience. Free Estimates 631-727-8644 Andrew Stevens (631)235-3557

Ponies and

traveling petting farm for parties! 100% of the proceeds benefit the Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, as seen on the Today Show! www.HamptonsHorseRescue. com (631)537-7335.


All Landscaping needs. Trees, shrubs, flowers, tree pruning and Property and estate caretaking take downs. Free estimates. Cleaning out your yard, garage services, home repairs, improve- (631)456-1752 or basement? Call EDDIE ments, handyman services, clean (631)871-1900. He'll take it ups/ clean outs. 27 years experi- Collector selling magnificent large caliber specimen trees. away! ence. Licensed & Insured. Many different Beech, Maple, (631)816-4412 Cleaning Person Weeping Trees. Mark Experienced! Top notch! Handyman For Weekends!!! 631-849-2608 Will clean & take care of Handles all your weekend proDEER FENCING, From $3.99/ your home. Great refs., jects. Carpentry, Masonry, reasonable rates, licensed. Landscaping. Friday-Sunday me- ft. Installed. Automatic Gates, Call Mete Custom Fencing, Garden/ Landscape Design & Installation Valentina 631-255-4575 Cell 631-664-5560 631-298-5586 Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service Year round/ Seasonal; WM ESTATE SERVICE Punch List for Ben. Residential/ Commercial. ExcelGarden and Grounds Painting- Interior/ Exterior. lent References. Insured & Lawn Mowing Gutters, Decks, House power Bonded. Call For A Free Esti- washed and repaired, including House Watching mate. (631)553-5589 Other Services Available drywall & carpentry. Upon Request Ben (516)380-9984 (631) 921-9079 Maria, House Cleaning Service. Reliable, good references. Year Health/Healthcare round, and seasonal clients. Marine 631-255-8910, 631-727-0862. Experienced European woman Boat Waxing, washing, comMARYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CLEANING Service to take care of elderly/ disabled pounding, weekly service, interiHouse- Office- Restaurants Sea- person. References, Transporta- ors, "workingman's wash" $2.99 tion available. Regina per foot. Insured & bonded. sonal. Year Round. Cell 631-276-9227 (516)690-3726 (516)641-2666 631-728-2323 Old fashioned house cleaning at Healing old fashioned prices. Local womMassage Therapy an, supplies included. Navigate Your Own Body using Marcia Tumpowsky NYS LMT Internal Energy. REIKI, (631)696-5121 Massage, QI GONG, MEDITATION. Therapeutic We will clean your home for a Educator, Dorothy Mandrakos Kripalu Yoga reasonable price. Experienced Healing Touch Practitioner. (516)313-1272 and excellent references. (631)725-1618 (212)860-2536 631-745-3251

RANGE ROVER HSE 2005 Bonatti Gray 46K miles Nav $29K (631)276-5960


Party Services

HYPNOSIS . . . Just for fun! Comedy Stage Shows Hamptons Hypnosis (631) 725-3510

Tubing Party on beachfront location. We also offer water skiing, wakeboarding, kneeboarding, and trips to Sunset Beach. (646)335-5027.

Party Services/Music CARICATURES Face painting or Live Music Fun, Entertainment at your party/event. 516-579-4706

Professional Services

Driver available to drive you in your car to and from Hamptons. Retired policeman. (631)725-0985. Laura's Car Service Safe, Professional Travel with Class! 24 hour service to: Airports, Manhattan, Sporting Events, Errands, "Night on the Town". Reasonable Rates/ Reliable. (631)974-6884

Trees/Shrubs Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60â&#x20AC;? and 90â&#x20AC;? Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

Window Treatments

Computer, iPhone, Blackberry Support. Mac, PC, Printer and BLAH TO AHH!! Custom Internet set up. $40/ hour. Tyler. Window Fashions, Reupholstery. Eliminate the Middleman. Deal 805-637-4270 direct with Designer/ Fabricator. Property Management Large Fabric selection. Shop at Home Montauk to Manhattan New York or at Showroom 291 Echo Ave. State Certified Arborist with 22 Sound Beach. WONDROUS yrs experience working and liv- WINDOW DESIGNS ing in the Hamptons, seeking 631-744-3533 Property Manager position. Resume and references upon reSummer Rentals quest. (631)594-1015.

Sewing Carmenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

AMAGANSETT Hidden Gem. 1 or 2 bedrooms on the Ocean, Pool. Walk to town. Short term rentals. (631)267-8121

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2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT Summer Rentals Aquebogue- North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)722-4096 BRIDGEHAMPTON: Hampton Classic! 3 BR, 3 Bth, CAC, Jacuzzi, Pool, Tennis. No Pets Bike to ocean. Walk to Village Aug 15 to Sept 30 $25K (will divide) Weekdays (212)688-6023 Weekends (631)537-2191 Bridgehampton: 3 BR Secluded House, Pool. Walk To All. Aug 23- LD $10,000/ Sept. New 1 BR Cottage also Available. 516-658-5728 Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Location! 212-794-1000

Summer Rentals Hampton Bays: Affordable Cottages at Hampton Cove. 1 BR (seasonal) $5,400 and (monthly) $2,250. 3 BR waterfront cottage (season) $12,150 and (monthly) $6,300. Please contact Ashley, 516-317-2826 for weekly/ weekend rates. 20% security deposit required, additional 10% for any pets. Hampton Bays: Waterfront Weekly Rental Peconic Bay 4 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, washer/ dryer, idyllic setting on private beach. Perfect for kayaking and other water activities. Some August, September weeks still available. August $2,100, September $1,800. Call (516)510-7645. Pictures available. North Haven/ Sag Harbor Waterfront bedroom suite: queen BR, LR w/ fplc, prvt bathroom. pool, canoe, beaches. 3 min to Sag, 10 min to Classics and ocean beaches.

Bridgehampton 4 br, 4 ba, on Avail weekly Aug, cul-de-sac, den, media room with Aug.LD, year round. plasma tv's, heated in-ground (631)681-1572 pool, patio, tennis, trampoline. Aug 17th- Aug 31st. $18,000 917-569-0635 Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, south highway, bike to village, beach. Washer/ dryer. August Bridgehampton $4,000. 631-653-8750 South Of Highway MAGNIFICENT Quogue: Late cancellation Pond front home brings back on market. Spectacu3 Bedrooms + Guest Suite lar contemporary. Beautifully 60 ft Pool, beautiful gardens decorated. Private setting. 4 BR, Use of boat for 4 bath, with pool. Call for rowing & fishing availability. 201-280-2613, August 15- LD $25,000 631-653-5860 Call owner (212)595-3400 Sag Harbor, walking distance EAST HAMPTON: Lion Head, to Beach & Town, 3 br, 2.5 ba, 3 BR, 2 bth, CAC, Internet, living room, dining room, eik, Cable TV's, private, charming large screened in porch, lots of immaculate, retreat, minutes decks, specimen trees, mature walk to private Bay beach, heat- plants, wireless internet, flat ed pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, screen tv, CAC, washer dryer, beautifully landscaped. Aug. or indoor & outdoor sound system, $3,500 weekly. Web Photos. Call shared use of heated gunite pool, (516)902-4552, or email: Linens, cutlery, dishes etc. vided. Avail Aug-14- Sept. 8th $14,000 or $4,000 wk, Security required 631-259-1694 East Hampton Charming, immaculate 3 BR, 2 bath, LR, den, CAC, pool, Shelter Island large private yard/ deck, The "Un-Hampton" beautifully decorated. Choice rentals are Aug. $12k. Weekly/ Fall avail. still available. 914-588-6464 East Hampton Northwest parklike grounds 1.5 Acres 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, oversize pool, outdoor shower/ hottub, monthly, 2 weeks. Information, photos 631-563-9429. EAST HAMPTON ON WATER. 250 foot beach, sunsets, 5 Br, 6 Bth Large heated pool, Sacrifice Aug. $25,000 or Wkly $8k 631-324-0376

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Georgiana B. Ketcham Licensed Real Estate Broker (631)749-0800 Branch office, (631)749-3388 Sagaponack 5 BR, 2.5 bath, heated pool. Bike to Ocean. See photos:

Month $20,000. Week $6,000 718-637-3561, 631-237-4580 Shinnecock Hills. BED AND BEACH Large Studio. Refrigerator, AC, Private Entrance, Monthly/ Weekly/ Minimum 2 Days. (631)728-2225

Summer Rentals

SAG HARBOR BEACHFRONT Enjoy a private beach and spectacular views from this affordable, adorable, 2 bed, 1.5 bath cottage with outdoor shower, 13 foot ceilings in living room. Wood burning fireplace. Swim, ski, fish, on your private beach. Sail and stroll to paradise at your door MUST BE SEEN ! Shares OK (sharers arrange your own schedule). Sorry, no pets, no smoking! Available to September 07th at affordable rates. Please call Owner/Broker (917)887-1715

SOUTHAMPTON 4 BR Contemporary, 5 marble baths, tennis, heated gunite pool, CAC. Available; August, September or Yearly.

Summer Rentals

WATER MILL Newly renovated 3 BR, 2 BA with farm views. 5 min to town, beaches & Hamptons Classic. $2,700/ wk, Aug./ Sept. 917-388-0840 Water Mill: walk to Flying Point beach, beautiful sun filled 5000sq ft villa on 2 very private acres. Pool and spa, 5 BRs, 6 baths, social and bedrooms open onto lawns and terrace, 2 weeks Aug./ Sept $65,000. Contact owner (917)318-3756 or

Southampton Charming, secluded 3 BR cottage CAC, WiFi, computer/ printer. Near Bay beaches. 7 minutes to Village. $1,500 weekend. (917)854-0566 Southampton Cottages great location, beautiful property, lake access, Ocean and Village within 3 miles. 1 Bedroom Cottages $4,000 monthly, $1,500 weekly Call 631-283-5444 Southampton: Immaculate 2 room apartment. Furnished. Private bath, entrance, garden. CAC. DirecTV. Kitchenette. Beautiful home. Also winter. (631)283-8613

Year Round Rentals

MONTAUK Fab, large 1 bedroom apartment on ocean near IGA. 80 South Emerson. October 15- May 15. $750/ month plus electric heat. Len (917)846-2923

Amagansett South Farmhouse. 4BR, 2Bath, Lge open sitting/ Dine/ Kitchen. Private Garden. Pix @ Winter $2,500pm. Yr $33,000 631.267.2908, 631.235.2296

Sag Harbor 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, great room, eat-in-kitchen, sunroom with great water views, fireplace. Lots of decks, 160â&#x20AC;&#x2122; of waterfront with dock, garage, washer/ dryer, cable television, internet ready, outdoor hot and cold shower, all new appliances.

AQUEBOGUE 2 bedroom, 2 bath cottage with access to beach. No pets, no smoking. $1,430/ month 212-663-6877, 631-722-3864 EAST HAMPTON Clearwater Beach/ Springs. Cedar A-frame house, wrap around deck, woodsy half acre lot. Living room/ dining area, w/ fireplace, large loft/ den, 2 bd, 2 bth, finished basement. Fully furnished. $2,000 mo, + utilities. (212)752-8626 Evenings

September 15th - May 15th WESTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, CAC, pool. Walk to train, close to village. 8/7- LD $10,000 (631)805-7273 WESTHAMPTON 5 bedrooms, 5 bath, CAC, heated pool, canal front with bay views. Built in 2005. July and August $7,000 weekly. (631)331-5890 Westhampton Beach: 1 BR, 1 bath. Also, 2 BR, 2 baths. Beach, pool, tennis courts. Weekends/ Weekly. (212)980-1212

Call owner at (646)372-9143 SOUTHAMPTON Secluded Estate, ultimate privacy 8 Bedrooms, 4.5 Baths, Heated pool/ Jacuzzi, Newly Renovated. 516-496-2339

Winter Rentals

WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront-Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terrace overlooking ocean; pool; gym; long season. (917)842-5658

Winter Rentals Bridgehampton, Southampton, Wainscott, Fully Fnshd Studios. $800 Mo. Includes All. (Also avail wkly) Security Deposit Req Call 631-537-2900 EAST HAMPTON Sunny, sturdy ranch home 5 minutes to East Hampton or Sag Harbor on a quiet wooded street. 2 cozy bedrooms with full bath each. Gas Heat, Washer/ Dryer, Deck, Fireplace, Big Screen TV

EAST HAMPTONYear round. 3 bedrooms, 3 full baths, new custom kitchen, cathedral 914-772-3393 ceilings, wonderful block, spectacular pool. $2,650. No smokSag Harbor: 3 BR, 3 baths, den, ing, pet possible. Owner walk to town, tennis, pond (631)368-7841 views. $1,250 monthly, referEAST HAMPTON Furnished 3 ences. 917-620-1989 BR. 2 BTH, pool, fireplace, near Sag Harbor Village: Historic EH and Amagansett. $2K win$3K year round. waterview, charming 2 BR with ter, piano. Oct 15- May 15, $1,650 (917)841-5644 monthly. (917)412-4344 or East Hampton Northwest Woods, recently renovated Shelter Island 3 bed. decks, wa4 BR Contemporary, 3 baths, ter view, rec room, Sept- June fplc, incredible pool, $1,100 mo. (631)749-2313 large deck. Avail 9/1, $2,850 monthly. Shinnecock, Canal Sunny, (917)509-6041 beautiful 2 Bedroom Co-op. Private parking. Waterfront. No EAST MARION 1st floor, 1 pets/ smoking. $895/ month plus block from beach, 3 bedrooms, 1 utilities. Sept.May. bath. Newly renovated. Rent 917-687-4969 $1,400 plus utilities. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday Southampton Townhouse: 3 BR 2.5 bth, Fpl, gym, $1950/ EAST MORICHES: Beautiful, mo. 201-650-1466 sunny 2nd flr., 1 BR apt in Historic District. High end touches, Southampton Village. 3 BR's, 4 cathedral ceilings. Private enbaths. Fireplace, CAC, Private. trance/ parking. $1,250 (neg) inBob Beautiful grounds/ pool. Guest cludes utilities. cottage. Walk to village. Septem- (631)835-1767 ber 25th- May 25th. $2,295 per month. 631-283-8455. EAST QUOGUE $1,500 monthly.

Southampton Village Charming furnished, 1 BR cottage. Beautiful landscaping, easy walk to stores/ train. Sept.- May, $950 monthly plus utilities. (212)947-9259.

Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful 1 & 2 bedroom apartSouthampton: Lovely room. September 12 - May 1 ments, completely furnished, Private bath. Beautiful classic $1200/ month each with private entrance and home. 3 nights $370. Two rooms porch. Beautifully landscaped. $555. (631)283-8613 (631)324-3287 (212)966-4432 Walk to all. Available 9/15. No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 EAST QUOGUE Waterfront 646-942-3870 SOUTHAMPTON Furnished 3 bedroom to share. Minutes to Ocean Cozy, charming, warm, fur- Westhampton Beach: 1 bed2 BR, 2 bth, 1 level Condo, nished cottage. Spa- Jacuzzi, room condo. Large living room/ Sunroom, Pool, Tennis, Garage brand new designer kitchen & kitchen, dishwasher. Furnished. Aug- Sept. furnace. $750 monthly 1/2 No pets or smoking. $750 plus Also available Winter utilities. No smoking. Call utilities. 516-352-7694. Also 516-449-1117 (631) 742-4940. available year round.

1 bedroom Apt Private Deck & Yard all utilities included. $995 Mo. 631-431-5143 Hampton Bays 1 BR apt with kitchenette, suitable 1, private entrance, immediate. No Pets/ smoking. $750 per month. (516)456-4428 HAMPTON BAYS By The Canal 2 Bedroom apartment. Laundry, dishwasher, wireless internet, cable and more. Call (516)380-7211 HAMPTON BAYS Creek front 3 BR, 2 BA, new rugs, new appliances, new oil heat on bulkheaded canal, end of cul-de-sac with dock. $2,200 plus. No pets. (631)723-1017 (631)219-0128

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Year Round Rentals

Hampton Bays: large 2 BR, 2 Bath, Waterview Condo. Fall/ Winter/ Year round. 201-602-0912

SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Main Street. Charm, comfort! Steps from Jitney, public bus. 2 rooms, windowed bath. Share kitchen, DW, W/D, living and dining rooms. No pets, no smokHampton Bays/ Southampton ing. $1,200 +utilities. Winter Water view. 1 Bedroom, effi- OK. (917)763-6663 ciency units available. Furnished or unfurnished. Near college. Southampton: 2 BR, 1 Bath, Reasonable. 631-764-3834 partly furnished, washer/ dryer/ 631-283-8676 cable & all utilities included. Short walk to private beach, Montauk: 4 BR, 2 bath, fplc, ideal for students, near college, large private deck, out door hot $1,500. Security & references. tub, CAC, 2 car garage, some (631)283-4720 winter water views. $2,800 monthly. (631)329-1634 or Southampton 3 bedroom, 1.5 (631)329-0567 bath, LR with fplc, den, pool. Tuckahoe schools. $2,000 monthly. 516-359-9387 QUOGUE 3 bedroom, 2 full bath, Southampton Immaculate, 2 full EIK. $1,750/ month. bd, 2 ba granite kitchen, living Utilities separate. room, fireplace, formal dining Call Natalie room, den, deck, garage, pool, (631)653-6560 or tennis, $2,000 mo. 631-259-2026 James (212)832-2323

Weekly Rentals




BRIDGEHAMPTON SOUTH. Walk to town, Hampton Classics. Bike to beach or swim in pool. 3 BRs, 2 Bths. All amenities. $340 weekdays, $400 weekend day. (212)243-1218

GREENPORT Great location! Front Street. Approximately 1,300 s.f. Rent $2,200. Tel. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday 8:30 am- 4:30 pm.

East Hampton village fringe. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, private yard. Half acre. Best Price $495,000. Appointment 631-897-2151.

MAIN STREET REALTY 10 Mitchell Rd. Westhampton Beach 631-288-4343

EAST HAMPTON Newly opened R and L Guest House. Come enjoy a luxurious stay at the grand mini mansion. The R and L guesthouse located at 9 Central Ave, in East Hampton. 10 minutes from town and beach. Classy & comfortable accommodations. Swimming pool included in a lovely atmosphere. Continental Breakfast. Live in paradise for a day, a week, or a holiday! For more information visit us at www or call us at 631-324-8351

WESTHAMPTON 2 Bedroom house on wooded half acre. Quiet dead end street. New EIK, East Hampton: Unbelievable new appliances, new carpeting, deal! Stunning, bright one level new windows, washer/ dryer. 2,400 sq ft luxury home, designer (917)687-5902 decorated. 3 Bedroom suites. Double height great room, grand Southampton: New to market, Sag Harbor Bay Point piano/ player. Gorgeous heated open theme, double French entry Yearly/Winter rental furpool, huge deck, on 1 acre. Post doors, fully furnished, lower nished. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Labor Day Giveaway from $2,600/ unit, 9 foot ceilings, large l/r, living room, dining room, week, $2,200/ weekend. Octoberkit., dining area, bathroom, one kitchen, single car garage, April $3,500 monthly. b/r, walk-in closet, in private, screened porch, deck, walk to gated homeâ&#x20AC;Ś 2 plus miles to beach, boat launch nearby, 516-676-77779 516-448-2321 ocean, and villageâ&#x20AC;Ś. Available quiet community, 5 minutes now!, includes, phone, cablevi- East Quogue weekly rentals, to Sag Harbor Village, sion, tv, elec, heat, etc.. call own- August and September. Upscale $2,100 mo. 631-899-3197 er/ bk, (no fees), Summer $700 B & B, Well appointed rooms with Cell 727-452-8141 wk Aug 917-331-2023 private baths. 631-653-6509 ...631-204-9393 (also Avail as yr SAG HARBOR (Baypoint) 3 round rental $1,475) as of Sept Rooms BR, 2 Bath, CAC, dry finished 1st Owner/ Bk. No commissions, basement, walk to Long Beach, No fees 917â&#x20AC;&#x201C;331-2023 East Quogue B & B rooms for Pets OK. $2,600/ month rent. Great for College students, +utilities. (Helen) Weekly Rentals Stony Brook University, South(516)526-9449 ampton, available October 1st. Rocky Point: Private entrance. 1 new bedroom and new bathroom. Option to use washer and dryer. 1 block off main road. Available immediately . 631-821-5475

SAG HARBOR Village 1 Br, Apartment great location walk to tow. $1,350 mo. + 631-725-4895 SAG HARBOR Village beautifully refinished spacious 2 bedroom, 1 bath dishwasher, washer/ dryer. $1,975. References. (631)725-7189

Bridgehampton Brand New Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house avail with all amenities. Wkly or wknds Owner 212-285-2440

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Quogue 1,500 sq. ft. Insulated Warehouse Space, 25' x 60', 18 ft. high overhead door. Call 631-653-4036 Or 631-553-9920 Sag Harbor: 550 sq. ft. office/ retail, busy corner by water. $2,200 monthly. 516-662-1654 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Beautiful Tudor free-standing 3,000 sq. ft. commercial/ retail building. Can sub-divide. (631)283-6500 ext 718.

Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $875/ Month Unfurnished $1,050/ Month Furnished $275 Weekly Furnished $100 Daily Furnished

EAST QUOGUE Waterfront with 75' bulkhead. Sun-filled Ranch, w/ 3 Bdrms, 2 baths, CAC, Greatroom, Full Basement Price reduced. $757,500. (owner) 631-728-1174

Nissequogue 2 bedroom, 2 bath cottage overlooking Stony Brook Harbor & LI Sound. Beach Ownership & Mooring. $675,000. (631)239-1041 Cell (631)748-9549 Quogue: 4 BR, 2.5 baths, IGP, on 1.1 acres on a quiet cul-desac. By Owner $1,150,000. Open House, 8/10, 11am- 1pm. (631)996-4192

Open Houses EASTPORT "OPEN HOUSE" Sat. + Sun. 8/15- 8/16 12- 1:30. Part J2 potential plus high traffic/ visibility. Location, location, location! Asking $449,000, All Suffolk Realty (631)801-2505

Homes Amagansett Retreat One of a Kind Treasure Walk to Beach, 2 Master Suites, Secluded Pool Area, Multiple Decks , Lily Pond, Lots of Parking, Stainless/ Granite Kitchen, CAC, Move in Condition, Many Extras!

$3.4 Million Private baths, cable, TV w/ DVD, or large kitchen, great room with fire(973)723-4907 place, laundry, wireless internet. $995.00 a month includes all. Bridgehampton: South of Hwy, 631-653-6509 3 BR, 2 car garage, .47 acre, room for pool. $1.8M. Exclusive. HA M PT O N BAY S K.R. McCrosson R.E. WATERFRONT (631)725-3471 East Hampton Great Investment! 3 BR, 2 Bth house with separate 1 BR cottage. Large fenced in back yard. Rental income, $48,000 plus yearly. $595K 917-355-2687


Hampton Bays - Wow! New 10 room, 2 story, 5 Bedroom, 3 full bath home with 45 ft. second story deck. Was selling for $630,000. Now reduced to $530,000. Call Ron, 631-948-3652


EAST MORICHES * WATERFRONT * CONDO A much sought after complex on Moriches Bay

Southampton: Private entrance, private bath, use of kitchen/ laundry. cable T.V. $800 monthly includes utilities. (631)513-3107

There are 3 BR's & 3 full baths, unusual for this community. The living space has vaulted ceilings. The kitchen is the perfect size & the dining room can easily sit 8 or more. And a fireplace for those wintery nights. On the 1st floor there are 2 BR's & 2 baths, one en suite, with an outside balcony. The 2nd floor has a loft office with large skylights, in addition a 3rd bedroom and full bath. Just listed and ready for you to enjoy. Come see for yourself. $565,000 Gayle Osman Lopata, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson (631) 288-5124 Mobile: (516) 443-7055 Fax: (631) 903-6341 Email:

Naples Florida Walk to beach, Pelican Bay, 2 bed, 2 ba, 1,450 sq ft. $3,500- $5,000 mo. 10/1 -5/1/09 90 day min. 203-834-2744

OCEANFRONT APT The perfect Hideaway at the perfect price. 1 bedroom, kitchen, living room large deck. $295,000. ADORABLE AND AFFORDABLE 3 bedroom ranch, separate den, stone fireplace, full basement, attached garage, pond. Walk Village $550,000. WATERFRONT PENTHOUSE Incredible views from terrace of 2 bedroom top floor year round co-op. A jewel inside, outside, a pool, marina and lush landscaping. Steps from Main Street. $575,000. OPTIONS GALORE Just Listed. Two co-joined villas each with 2 bedrooms, kitchen,dining area, basement and private rear yard. A mother- daughter! An investment! Or joined as 4 bedroom WHB home on private cul-de-sac. You cant miss with this. $650,000. THE GEM OF JESSUP Decorator's own. 3 bedroom ranch with separate den, fireplace, gourmet kitchen, large deck. A knockout at knocked down price $790,000 WATERFRONT SANCTUARY The Very Best. 5 bedroom Post Modern secluded on Remsenberg's most prestigious tree lined lane. Deep water dock, pool, hot tub, tennis all on 1.7 lush acres. $3,200,000

Remsenburg, South of Main Street, 3 br 2 ba Ranch on 1.1 acres. Close to Bay, Price ReHAMPTON BAYS furnished 3 duced by $200,000 to $799,000 Gallen Broker bedroom, 2 bath ranch on over- Elliot sized lot SOH. $466,000. Owner 631-288-7236 (203)637-1238 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Merrick, L.I. NY Elegant, open Southampton, NY living space, formal living room 631/283-8100 with dual fireplace, great room, formal dining, New Banquet size eat in kitchen, lavish counter space. Private landscaped yard Southampton - Brand New Post with fountain for complete re- Modern! Private 2 acres, spalaxation and entertaining. Grand cious 5,000 square feet, grand Master bedroom suite with pri- cathedral living, 2 fireplaces, 6 vate balcony. 3/ 4 bedrooms, 2.5 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, central air, baths. In addition, the home 2-car garage, heated gunite pool. boasts a five room, fully finished Exquisite $2,195,000 basement. 3 car garage, CAC, 80 x 200 ft property. It really does Southampton Village â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Great not get any better than this. To- Opportunity! Circa 1915 shintally renovated- Built with the gled traditional, two stories, firehighest standards. Call Mike and place, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, detached 2-car garage, room for Nick Byrne at: 516-425-2913 pool, zoned residential and office use. Co-Exclusive $999,000

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Quogue - for Lease Light industrial, multi tenant space, 1,250 sq ft, gas heat, bathroom, 12'x14' overhead door, pass thru door, 16' ceiling. Call 631-653-0602

Water Mill - Smart Buy! Comfy ranch on ? acre, raised hearth brick fireplace, hardwood floors, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, 2-car garage, expansion potential, spacious yard, room for pool. Exclusive $725,000

Reeves Bay Cottage waterviews, mooring rights $299,000 call Barbara 631-377-1369 (direct) Simon Harrison Real Estate

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WATER MILL TOWD RD Turnkey, Renovated 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, on .58 acre, fabulous location, close to all. Priced for Hampton Bays. Rampasture. quick sale. Asking $899.000 917Estate section. Cedar shingled 359-0293 traditional. 2700 square feet, 5 br, Shelter Island 3 ba, formal dining room, new kitchen finished basement and 2 The "Un-Hampton" car garage. $799,000 Choice Waterfront, Hampton Bays. Ranch. 3 br, 2 Waterview, & Hideaways ba, pool, basement garage. with pools. $474,000. Many with newly adjusted prices! Flanders. 3 br, ranch. Turn key. Georgiana B. Ketcham, Hardwood floors, central air, Licensed Real Estate Broker garage and basement. $299,000 (631)749-0800 Branch office (631)749-3388 REMSENBURG 2 + Acres. Ideal investment! One of A Kind. Price reduced. Now asking $850,000. SHELTER ISLAND Call broker for details NED’S LANE FARM 917-270-0216 Buy a brand new house at old world pricing: $585,000- $640,000 SAG HARBOR Choose one of four houses, (Baypoint) on its own acre+, 3 BR, 2 Bath, CAC, large on a quiet cul-de-sac, finished dry basement. 4 minutes to ferry. Real neighborhood location. Go to Excellent condition. Dean (516) 818-1186 Built 1994. Walk to Long Beach. $685,000 SOUTHAMPTON (Helen) Magnificent waterfront/ (516)526-9449 bulkhead Quogue East Realty Co. Inc (631) 653-9660

Sag Harbor/ Noyac $380,000 Water View Studio Cottage on large lot, buts up to reserve. Huge investment potential. Call Owner (917)355-2687 Sag Harbor Village: 4 BR, 2.5 bath, fplc, CAC, garage on 1/2 acre. Excellent condition, $699,000. Exclusive K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471



360 degree view, waterside pool/ boat slip, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths, .5 acre, very private. Panoramic Water View! Asking $2,995,000. Call for appointment by owner. (516)650-7978

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Westhampton Dunes Bay side just finished 3,100 sq ft new modern home on three levels. 5 bedroom,s 3.5 baths stainless steel appliances, lots of decking /panoramic views of ocean and bay. Asking $1,999,000. Elliot Gallin Real Estate 631-288-7236 WESTHAMPTON BEACH WALK ALL! DEEP DISCOUNT GET TO THE BEACH CHEAP! Charming Cottage Ranch, Private Drive. Beautiful Property, Pool. Finished Basement, South of the Hwy $699K Zgodny Real Estate 646-515-7932


Round Dune Ocean Front Co-Op. Completely Renovated & Decorated. Fully furnished. Mint condition. By owner $370,000. By appt only (631)653-6168 Eastport

Encore Atlantic Shores 55+ Condo Community Just 7 miles to Westhampton New Construction-only 33 Home sites left of 240 4 Models to choose from Pricing starts @ $392,000

Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo. Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 BRs, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided frplc, dining/ sitting sun room, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. Owner

$675,000 Negotiable (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423 (646)729-4751 (Cell)

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HAMPTON BAYS Co-ops with pool and tennis.

LIFE’S A BEACH Maidstone Landing on the Sound... Views to Connecticut.

One bedroom $89,000 Studio $69,000 Close to town and beach. SOUTH FORK REALTY (631) 728-6565 SOUTHAMPTON Beautiful, brand new 2 bdrm, 2 bath condo. 1 level, fully furnished, every amenity, large patio. Close to Village, Beaches. Reduced $595,000. Wont Last! Owner 917-843-4788



Westhampton - Dune Road - Condo

Resales from $650,000 to $1,275,000 Walk to private beach, pool, clubhouse & tennis. 20 foot vaulted ceilings, living room, dining room, gourmet kitchens with breakfast room. Main floor Master Bedroom. 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths. Decks and patios, 2 car garage, full walk out basements. If you have seen the rest, now see the best! Call toll free 866-427-1886 Commercial Network Inc.

Pool Boat slip On Moriches Bay


Care free and easy living. This 3 Bedroom, 2.5 bath unit just listed for sale has it all! Featuring a very airy and bright living space. You get a boat slip and pool that sits directly on the bay. This year round complex has 5 tennis courts and a clubhouse for mingling & enjoying those rainy days with your family.

2 BR/ 1.5 BA townhouse in beautifully landscaped complex with pool.† Desirable end unit. Move in condition. Hardwood floors. Private deck. Walk to train† Close to beaches. 1 hour to NYC. Will sell partially furnished.

First Offering. Exclusive. $1.4m Gayle Lopata, Brown Harris Stevens, 516-443-7055

Whitney 917-733-2400. S O UT HA M PT O N



$669K LUXURY 3 BR, 3 BTH TOWNHOUSE. Granite Counters, Gas Fireplace, 2- Zone AC, Full Basement, Garage. Amenities include Heated Pool. O P E N H O U S E THURSDAY- SUNDAY 1- 3

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BEAU HULSE REALTY GROUP Timothy Norton (917) 566-1009 or Pat Hulse (516) 429-7783

Out of Town BRONXVILLE, NY VILLAGE COOP * Large Junior 4 Apt. in Midland Gardens. Walk to Train, Shopping. Asking $296k. Inquire: 914-548-9700

East Quogue

Bay Shore: The Hampton Alternative! Upscale Condos on Former Estate. Gated Waterfront Community. Four Models, Tennis/ Marina/ Pool/ Clubhouse. Sales/ Rentals. Winkler Real Estate (631)321-8400, (631)650-0900. East Hampton Condo For Sale. Year round condo. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, great room, dining room, frplce, wood flrs, gourmet kitchen- granite, subway tiles, stainless appliances, tennis, pool, ceiling fans throughout, front and rear decks, full basement, new heat pump system, cac, new windows & sliders. furnished -low maint. Reduced to $685,000. By Owner. 718-614-1805 718-352-2502


Out of Town Boca- Delray- Palm Bch- Miami

“BUYERS & SELLERS” GET RESULTS!!! EXPERIENCE since 1976 TOP NEGOTIATOR at Lang Realty SHELDON JAFFEE World Class Service (561) 395-8244

Palm Beach Oceanfront 2BR, 2Bath apt near Four Seasons. Full Amenity Bldg $299K. Dede Gluck 561-714-4170 Scott Gordon Realty. Prince Edward Island Canada, featured in New York Times, AOL & Money Magazine. What Long Island used to be. Huge gains to be made on Waterfront property. 30% discount with strength of US dollar. Summer homes, investment, development and rental income properties. Michael Poczynek, Century 21 Northumberland,, or 1-888-295-6863

Land Quiogue: walk to WHB village, (2) half acre wooded lots, $399,000 each. Will build to suit. Owner, (631)766-5387 (631)288-8600 Sag Harbor Village: bldg lot, wooded 1/3 acre. Asking $350,000. Owner (631)725-3471 Shinnecock/ Hampton Bays

1.03 Acre parcel, just east of the canal, Possible second story views of Peconic and Shinnecock Bays. Multi-million dollar homes recently built in neighborhood. $465,000. (917)224-7141.

Southampton 1.4 acre building lot with health permit and utilities in place. Next to Suffolk county preserve with room for 46 bedroom home, pool and more. $649,000 631-283-6385 973-650-1721 We Specialize in North Fork Land Newly listed 1-acre on lovely rural road, $275,000. Four magnificent 7.5 acre estate lots Water views starting at $675,000. Charming 11+ Acre farm, house, barns, $850,000. 25.7 Acre farm, modern house, $1,600,000. VINEYARD- 64 Acres Top quality $2,950,000. VINEYARD- 19 Acres $850,000. 14 Acres with 2 building sites. $1,100,000. Acres, Industrial $3,200,000. 19 Acre Vineyard fully planted $1,150,000. Beautiful lake front 6.5 acre, sub dividable, $699,000. Call Ina- 631-835-6100 for Residential Lots SYMA JOFFE GERARD REAL ESTATE 631-325-8201

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CORCORAN QUOGUE 20 Acre Industrial site partially built out, with income and extraordinary developAmagansett Office • 631.267.3900 ment potential. Perfect 1031 exEast Hampton. Great value & location, this change. Principals only. owner house has it all, near villages & beaches too. 631-653-4425

Realtor Listings East Hampton. Carefree on Country Lane, well maintained 1,500 SF +/- home on .5 acre. Room for pool and expansion. Exclusive $525K WEB# 47675 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402

Montauk. Hither Hills beauty, rent, or relax on ocean view deck or in heated pool. CAC, beach rights. Co-Exclusive $1.795M WEB# 54685 John Taylor 631.267.7453

East Hampton. SOH, 6,400 SF +/- Village traditional built 2000. Heated gunite pool, tennis. Exclusive $8.3M WEB# 34781 Georgia Curatola 631.267.7419

East Hampton. Barnes Landing fab, new. Local designers best work to date; 3,500 SF +/- stunner, central air, pool. Exclusive $1.65M WEB# 53636 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430

Amagansett. Prestigious and classic, gracious 4 BR Traditional on 1.3 acres of parklike grounds. Co- Exclusive $6.75M WEB# 55427 Phyllis Estey 631.267.7431 Amagansett. Bell Estate beach access, 3,000 SF +/- Contemporary on 1.2 acres with heated pool, CAC, garage. Co-Exclusive $1.85M WEB# 38817 Alison Goggins 631.267.7416 East Hampton. Barnes Landing, new. Builder's own, window & sliding door lined 4 bedroom Traditional. Exclusive $845K WEB# 32328 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426 East Hampton. Great investment, great value. 1,600 SF +/- 4 bedroom cape on .58 acre lot. CAC, pool, garage. Exclusive $745K WEB# 46168 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 East Hampton. Spacious in Springs, deck, detached garage, private beach & marina rights, room for pool. Exclusive $975K WEB# 39133 Fred Nagel 631.267.7403 East Hampton. Louse Point Sunsets, 2,500 SF +/- renovated architect's waterview home. Pool permits pending. Exclusive $2.395M WEB# 24633 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 East Hampton. Perfect Post-Modern, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, heated pool on .89 acre on beautiful cul-de-sac. Exclusive $1.075M WEB# 21488 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 East Hampton. Mid-Century Modern, Henry T. Howard architect; angles and glass reminiscent of a Butterfly. Exclusive $725K WEB# 15619 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 1196628

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CAC, finished basement. Exclusive $1.1M to expand. Exclusive $1.695M WEB# 53375 WEB# 19705 Dakota Arkin 631.267.7422 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420

Amagansett. Lanes enchantment, Traditional with deep back yard, heated pool and room

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Southampton Office 631.702.9265 or 631.283.9600

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Hampton Bays Office • 631.723.2721 Southampton. Value and beauty, luxuriously renovated 5 bedroom on shy acre. CAC, Hampton Bays: $499,000 Moments from room for pool. Exclusive $1.145M WEB# Tiana Shores Beach Club and bay, 3 br/ 2 ba, half acre, fin. Bsmnt, sun porch, SOH, 12576 Krae VanSickle 631.267.7400 room for pool. F#66900 Sag Harbor. Grand Post Modern, 6 bedroom, 6.5 baths, pool, 1acre. finished lower level, Hampton Bays: $535,000 Post Modern, 4 Bay beach. Exclusive $2.75M WEB# 11562 br/ 3 ba, CAC, full bsmt, 1 acre, room for a pool, guest quarters. F#66836 Don Weir 631.204.2624

Westhampton Beach Office Amagansett. Oceanfront over 200 ft., 631.288.6900 immaculate beach house on 2.5 acres, reserve next door, ocean side pool. Exclusive Quogue. Love Nest In Quogue, 3 br, 2.5 $8.9M WEB# 45812 Krae Van Sickle baths and den. On Quogue canal with 150 ft. 631.267.7400 bulkhead, boat slip and pool. Exclusive $3.2M WEB#29793 Judith King East Hampton. 2,000 SF +/- in Village, Circa 631.723.4421 1925 3-story Traditional, meticulously restored to original detail. Exceptional Westhampton. Baypointe Yacht Club, Dune $1.6M WEB# 37294 Morry Blutstein Road. 3,200 SF +/- Bay front condo. Rooftop 631.267.7404 hot tub, marina, path to ocean. Co-Exclusive $1.995M WEB# 27218 Krae VanSickle Bridgehampton Office 631.267.7400 631.537.3900/ 631.537.7773 Westhampton Beach. Village Water-front, Water Mill. Hamptons Condo near ocean large 8 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, gourmet plus pool and tennis. Furnished 2 kitchen, water for large boat. Exclusive bedrooms plus den, 3.5 baths, finished base- $3.799M WEB#19704 Mark Schindler ment, CAC. Exclusive $699K WEB# 47780 516.885.2577 Renee Despins 917.439.3404 East Moriches. Waterfront for sale, open bay East Hampton Office • 631.324.3900/ 6900 3.75 acres with permits, submit your building plans and go. Exclusive $999K WEB# Amagansett. One block from the ocean, cute 1034 Mark Schindler 516.885.2577 Cottage with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths andlots of outdoors space. Exclusive $1.395M Remsenburg. Best deal on the water. WEB#23317 Bonita DeWolf 631.907.1457 Reduced 40%: 3.3 acres, bulk-headed on deep navigable waterfront. Exclusive East Hampton. Great area and tennis too, 4 $2.999.999M WEB#24073 Mark Schindler bedroom, 3.5 baths Traditional in Dune 631.723.4433 Alpin Farm. Pool and garage. Exclusive $1.995M WEB# 52822 Bonita DeWolf Westhampton Beach. Ideal Harbor front Co631.907.1457 op, 2 br, 2 bath immaculate co-op. 2nd floor views. Boat slip. Exclusive $589K WEB# Sag Harbor • 631.725.1500 36548 Kathy Anrig 631.871.1011 East Hampton. Offices in commercial/ industrial zone, 3,500 SF +/- 14 office spaces, 2 meeting rooms. .92 acres. CoExclusive $1.995M WEB# 9514 Sandy Morell 631.899.0130

East Quogue. Elegant Traditional, 4,200 SF +/-. Gourmet kitchen, 4 br, 3.5 baths. pool, fabulous. Exclusive $1.25M WEB# 27323 Kathy Anrig 631.871.1011

Hampton Bays: $789,999 2 story Post Modern, 3 br/ 3.5 ba, fin. bsmt, fully renovated, .5 acre, pool, guest house. F#68840 Hampton Bays: $399,000 Move in condition Ranch. 3 br/ 1 ba, bsmt, frpl., .31acre, OHW, nice back yard, close to all. F#69735 Hampton Bays: $575,000 Bay view Haven East of Canal 3 br/ 3.5 ba, .24 acre, wonderful beach neighborhood. F#70142 Hampton Bays: $659,000 Multi level Contemporary, frpl, heated IGP, hot tub, .51 acre, 4 br/ 3 ba, fdr, lr, EIK, Den, bsmnt, decking, secluded setting F#70263 Hampton Bays: $449,500 Charming Cape 4 br/ 2 ba, .30-acre, 1 car garage, frpl, partial fin. bsmnt, decking, rm for pool, owner motivated. F#70303 Hampton Bays: $775,000 Bay view Post Modern, 3 story, 3 bd/ 2 ba, fin. bsmt., garage, pond F#70326 Hampton Bays: $375,000 High Ranch, 3 Br/ 1 ba, pool, bsmt, frpl, .58-acre, 2 car garage, guest quarters, pvt. setting. F#67715 Hampton Bays: $375,000 Cabin, 1.20 acres, 1 br/ 1 ba, OHW, outdoor shower, worry free living in the Hamptons. F#69946

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28 Family name of current HJ owners 30 Destination beach on HJ's new tour 31 HJ ad slogan from the 1980s 33 Southern destination introduced by HJ in 1990 34 HJ's official onboard publication 35 HJ headquarters in Southampton DOWN 2 In coach driver lingo "heavy metal" 3 Last name of legendary actress who served as HJ's spokesperson in the 1980s 4 HJ is a proud transportation sponsor of this East End sports organization (abbrev.) 6 Last name of East End artist who created the HJ wave logo 9 HJ introduced service to this borough last year 11 A brand of coach in the current fleet 15 An HJ coach appears in an episode of this television series 18 Eco-friendly fuel used by HJ 21 HJ provides connection service to this island in the summer 23 Type of original HJ vehicle 25 The name of HJ's luxury first class service 26 HJ's important affiliation abbreviation (logo on each coach, by the door) 29 Manufacturer of HJ coach in the 1980s 32 Name of HJ's free onboard internet service

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