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OPEN HOUSES : Fri. August 13 th through Sun. August 15 th BRIDGEHAMPTON 6DWǧ$030 -REV/Qǧ %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 6RXWK E\ WKH VHD Literally 5 houses from the ocean is this sleek totally renovated beach house. 4 spacious bedrooms, an open kitchen, dining area and a large living room, dramatic bar and a separate media room/den. A rolling lawn behind old world hedges and beautiful gardens complimenting a sun-ďŹ lled heated pool on a full acre. 1.5-car garage completes this special offering, which may be purchased with the perfect hand picked furnishings. F#69987 | Web#H36021.


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6DWǧ$030 E$FFDERQDF5Gǧ AIA award winning %DXKDXV Style East Hampton modernist home built originally in 1971 designed by Henri Gueron has been lovingly restored keeping the original integrity intact. Light ďŹ lled in a private setting down a long drive off the Rd. this 3 bedroom home has a main oor master, a newly installed Valcucine Italian kitchen with Miele appliances and a double height ceiling living room with a wall of glass doors. Central Air, Central Vac, and a heated pool. There is an outdoor shower and a detached studio. With a very special roof deck. It has been featured The Great Houses book by McGraw Hill. Very special and wonderful. Excl. F#69907 | Web#H31417.




EASTHAMPTON 6XQǧ$0 2OG6WRQH+Z\ǧ 284 Old Strone Hwh, East Hampton, Two homes on one and one half acres. Front late 1800’s cottage, thoughtfully renovated as a 4 bedroom guest house or rental property. Rear 3 bedroom post and beam house renovated to be the main house for this compound. Dir: From Amagansett, take Old Stone HWY past Louse Point.Compound on Left. Exclusive. F#66574 | Web#H12654.

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Originally designed by architect Ernest Schieferstein, it reects his aesthetic in certain design elements. 1.1 acres on a private cul-de-sac just minutes from NW Harbor. Surrounded by wonderful pines and a reserve to the east. Excl. F#73049 | Web#H32713.


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Victorian farm house. The distinctive 2.2 acre property includes a renovated 4 bedroom main house, two legal cottages, two barns( one with stalls), heated pool. Exclusive. F#54650 | Web#H0154650.

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This historic Nordic house has unique features and perfectly incorporates carved wood and stone together. The 3.5 acre parcel on Shinnecock Hills affords both privacyandspectacularviewsoftheBay.Nestledbetween 13 acres of a natural land preserve, with an easement to a private, secluded beach. F#69960 | Web#H32686.

Perfect home for large family or entertaining with a formal dining room and living room, eat-in kitchen with double stoves, family room with French doors and woodburning stove. Set on a quiet half acre with 20x40 pool just a short distance to the bay. F#72304 | Web#H30318.





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Graciously set in Water Mill by desirable Mecox Bay and ocean beaches features an extraordinarily designed 6 bedroom home with lush gardens, double height ceilings. 4 room pool house with 2 ďŹ replaces and gunite pool. Excl. F#70715 | Web#H41499.


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Artists/Writers 1944 Hemingway, Einstein, Guthrie, Star. Hitler Sends his Regrets By Dan Rattiner The annual Artists-Writers softball game will be contested next Saturday afternoon at 3 p.m. Among those attending are expected to be Alec Baldwin, Christie Brinkley, Paul Simon and several other celebrated individuals. It’s been like this for each of the last 68 years. Bill Clinton umpired the game one year. Mayor Rudolph Giuliani umpired another. Abbie Hoffman pinch hit in one game. Pele, the great soccer great, played first base for another. Actor Roy Scheider pitched for the artists for at least 10 years. The game, which is played on the sandlot ball field behind Waldbaum’s in East Hampton, has had blowout scores of 28 to 2 and tied games that were called on account of

nightfall. Nothing, however, compares to the game held in 1944. This was the third game ever

had to repair to the nearby Jungle Pete’s Bar for awhile, until the danger passed. In the fifth inning, Marilyn Monroe came up to bat as a pinch hitter. The score was tied 4 to 4. Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia lobbed two easy pitches to her and she missed both. She then swung and missed the third, but gossip columnist Walter Winchell, who was narrating the game from behind the backstop, said, “Oh, give her two more strikes,” and so LaGuardia gave her a fourth and a fifth. Everybody wanted to see her run. And she finally did, hitting strike six as a hop to Bud Abbott at shortstop who threw her out at first base, which was covered by Lou Costello. Jackson Pollock, who was living up in the Springs with his wife Lee Krasner with all the bills being paid by gallery owner Peggy Guggenheim in New York City, arrived at the game drunk. He was supposed to be a starter for the Artists, but he just wandered around for awhile unable to find home plate and finally he fell down and went to sleep in the grass for the duration. A home run was hit in the seventh by Albert Einstein, who came down from Southold to attend the game. He was living in a summer

The game, this year on Saturday, August 14, will be great, but nothing like the one 56 years ago.

Dan Rattiner’s second memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS TOO: Further Encounters with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, is now available in hardcover wherever books are sold. The first memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS, published by Random House, is now available in paperback.The author will read a chapter from IN THE HAMPTONS TOO in front of the Jewish Center in East Hampton on Saturday, August 14, at 11 a.m.

played and it was a little rough around the edges. Marilyn Monroe was there to cheer on her new husband, the playwright Arthur Miller who for the most part, just seemed to be staring off into space the whole time there at first base, apparently thinking of some plot or character development for his next project. Singer Bing Crosby, who came out that summer to play for the Artists, smacked a hard single off Arthur Miller’s ankle in his first time up. This was in the second inning. Bob Hope cracked a joke about Miller hopping around after that. Miller and Monroe were living in a cottage in Amagansett that year. In the bottom of the second, the game was delayed for 20 minutes by an air raid siren. There was a war on after all, and everybody

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LL Cool J was honored with the American Red Cross Humanitarian Award at last weekend’s Red Hot Red Cross Cocktails party. The event, held in Sagaponack, benefited the Suffolk County chapter of the American Red Cross. * * * Celebrities galore celebrated the launch of Laura Linney’s new Showtime show, “The Big C,” at Donna Karan’s Hamptons home last weekend. Guests included Martha Stewart, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, Gabourey Sidibe, Oliver Platt, Edie Falco, Olivia Palermo, Linda Wells, Reid Scott and John Benjamin Hickey. * * * Supermodel Rachel Hunter and Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks were spotted at the Axe Lounge in Southampton. * * * Famed publicist/filmmaker Dan Klores and wife Abbe hosted a big bash at their Sag Harbor estate last weekend. Guests included Matt Lauer, Tommy Mottola and Rudy and Judith Giuliani. * * * Hamptons residents Jay McInerney and Candace Bushnell are co-chairing this weekend’s Authors Night at the East Hampton Library. More than 150 authors will be signing books, including Ken Auletta, Danielle Ganek, Stuart Woods, Dan Rattiner and Annie Cohen-Solal. * * * After flying in on their Eclipse 500 plane, John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston visited with Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw in East Hampton. * * * Teresa Giudice, star of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” recently stopped by Shoe-INN in Westhampton to sign copies of her new book, Skinny Italian. * * * In other “Housewives” news, Hamptons resident Countess Luann De Lesseps hosted last weekend’s Hamptons Social Series dinner at Lily Pond. The event benefited ACE New York. * * * Following a party for the Hamptons International Film Festival and SummerDoc series at the Elie Tahari store in East Hampton, Alec Baldwin hosted a screening of The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers at Guild Hall. Daniel Ellsberg and Carl Bernstein participated in a post-screening discussion. * * * Katlean De Monchy celebrated her birthday at OSO at Southampton Inn with

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house on Nassau Point at Dan’s Papers afterwards, that time. He was in as a “but now dammit, I forgot pinch hitter and just it.” slammed it over the fence. Then he rubbed the spot “It was just a lucky shot,” he where he got hit. told war correspondent The big excitement of the Edward R. Morrow, who had day, however, came in the come in from the front in bottom of the ninth when Normandy for the day just to the Artists came up for their cover the story. last chance. Errol Flynn, the Ted Williams, the bad-temactor, hit a solid double to pered Boston Red Sox leftleft, off pitcher-salesman fielder was there, but it was Willie Loman. (Some were Woody whacked a triple just to sign autographs. “I tipped off that he’d paid to could beat these bums with come and play.) Then 16-yearone hand,” he said, and that was probably old Andy Warhol, who was with his parents true. renting a bungalow on the beach in Montauk, Adolf Hitler had been invited but he never walked. And then the next batter, farmer Dick showed up. An aide arrived to say he was busy. Hendrickson Sr., also walked, loading them It was a shame because the idea of the Artists- up. Writers Game was that you leave your guns Managing the writers at that time was and troubles at the door when you come to Harold Ross, the founder of The New Yorker. play, and he sure had a lot of guns and trou- He trotted out and sent Willie Loman off to bles at that time. the showers and then called in Bob Feller— Woody Guthrie, the folk singer, hit a triple, the son of a farmer in Southampton who was driving in two at the top of the ninth, opening home for the summer from college and reputthe lead for the Writers to 7 to 4. Also in the edly possessed of a blazing fastball—to put top of the ninth, Albert Einstein came up to out the fire. hit again, and this time he twisted away from In response, the manager of the artist’s the first pitch but it hit him in the side of the team, choreographer Jerome Robbins, brought head anyway. He waved people away saying heavyweight champion Joe Louis to the plate. he was all right. But then he struck out. Louis had been staying with some fellow “I finally got the brainstorm I wanted that African Americans who had a home in Sag solved the Unified Field Theory I have been Harbor—this was in the heyday of segregaworking on,” he told a local reporter from tion—and everyone had to wait for him to be

brought over. Bob Feller blazed his first pitch,which Louis swung for and missed. Then, the umpire, President Franklin D. Roosevelt—out here for a little R and R with his Presidential advisor Harry Hopkins—threw Bob Feller out of the game for pitching so fast in what was supposed to be a slow-pitch contest. The writer’s new pitcher was called in— Jimmy Durante, the schnozz nosed comic— and he did a big wind up and pitched this great arc of a pitch, high up into the sky, which a big Osprey flying by caught in his talons and flew off with. The President then called off the game on account of strange behavior. He said he had to run because Eisenhower was on the telephone and he had to find a place near by that had a phone booth to take the call. On the books, this game ended Writers 7, Artists 4, but for many years there were those who believed that the Artists could have won it there in the bottom of the ninth if only the President had allowed the game to continue. As a result of this controversy, Leif Hope, the long time promoter of the game placed an asterisk (*) next to this score in all the record books to indicate the contentious nature of this dispute and the unusual outcome. Late that night, George Plimpton awarded the jeroboam of champagne at Jungle Pete’s to Ernest Hemingway of the Writer’s team, for the accidental winning bunt he hit in the top of the eighth to get on base—breaking a threeyear drought of never having gotten a hit.

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Jackson Pollock Matters Story of Paintings Found at Home Sweet Home Moving Co. ing there worth anything and he should just forget about it, but Matter paid the bill anyway, and then he and his grown son went over there and brought the material, in dozens of boxes, home. A month or two later, while sorting through this material, Matter’s son held up about 20 paintings tied together with a piece of twine and asked “Should I throw these out?” Matter asked to look at them. And what he found, if true, would have been worth tens of millions, even hundreds of millions of dollars. They appeared to be 20 drip paintings made by Jackson Pollock. Herbert Matter, Alex’s father, had been a prominent photographer and graphic design-

By Dan Rattiner In 2002, a Manhattan filmmaker named Alex Matter who has a summer home in the Hamptons was contacted by Home Sweet Home Moving and Storage in Wainscott about an unpaid bill. Matter’s mother and father had begun storing many of their possessions at that facility beginning around 1978. The monthly bill was paid for a long, long time. But now the payments had stopped. Matter knew about the material. But he did not know that his mother, who had survived his father, had ceased paying the monthly bill. He spoke to her. She was quite elderly at that time. She said there was noth-

er from the 1930s through the 1960s. He was a close friend of Jackson Pollock’s, part of the art scene in Springs and Greenwich Village back then. These paintings had come from Matter’s photo studio in Manhattan, where, on occasion, when Pollock was in Manhattan, he would go to paint. Somehow they had wound up, along with a whole lot of other stuff, in Wainscott. Alex Matter, upon finding these paintings, contacted a half a dozen experts in the art world to try to authenticate them. The first one he called, Ellen Landau, who teaches at Case Western University in Cleveland, flew to New York to have a look at them. She (continued on page 36)

THAT BIG HEIST IN WESTHAMPTON BEACH By Dan Rattiner At 8:35 a.m. last Saturday morning, a little more than half an hour after it opened, a woman entered the Astoria Federal Savings Bank on Sunset Avenue in Westhampton Beach in order to make a withdrawal. The details have not yet been released because

this is an ongoing investigation, but what is known is that this woman, who wore a white hat with black and white horizontal stripes, sunglasses, a black suit and white shoes and looked to be between 35 and 45 years of age, went up to a teller’s window and asked the teller to give her all the money she had.

They talked for a little bit, but after a few minutes, the teller did what she was asked to do. At the time, the woman in the white hat was the only customer in the bank. There were six employees however, including several tellers. One of them set off a silent alarm and soon thereafter, a call went out to 911 to (continued on page 33)

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54 Entrants Vie in Contest to Throw Something off Montauk Point This story first appeared in Dan’s Papers on August 16, 1991 By Dan Rattiner “This is entry #17, a fatherdaughter team,” I said. “They are coming out on the course now, Leslie Trowbridge and Edie Cappo of Southampton, and as you can see they have a purple airplane made of poster board. It looks homemade, and Leslie is wearing the traditional white hat and suspenders of Southampton. You have 40 seconds, Trowbridge and Cappo. Walk around the course and check it out. Then wait for the whistle and you will have five minutes to launch.” Trowbridge, who was holding this airplane into the wind, walked down the lawn toward the edge of the 80-foot cliff, looked out into the Atlantic Ocean and made a few throwing motions without actually throwing. The murmuring of the crowd reduced to a hush and the Jim Turner Band, playing behind the Mission Control Center, tamped down a bit of jug band

music to give Trowbridge a chance to think. I glanced 10 stories up to the top of the white tower in front of the Montauk Lighthouse where our volunteers from Grumman Aerospace and the United States Coast Guard were positioned, and I whispered into my hand held radio. “Base to Tower. Base to Tower.” “This is Tower,” came the reply. “We have a go on Trowbridge, entry 17.” “Go #17.” I tapped my eight-year-old son David standing next to me, a cue, and he took a deep

breath and blew the black Coast Guard police whistle a long tweet. “You have five minutes,” I said. “Take your time.” This is what it was like at exactly 12:25 in the afternoon on Saturday, August 10, on the broad green lawn alongside the Montauk Lighthouse. I was sitting on a folding chair at a bridge table on this lawn—it was Mission Control Center—and I alternated between the public address system and the two-way radio, explaining things to the crowd on one, and then talking to Grumman and the Coast Guard on the other. Sometimes, perhaps because the entries were at five-minute intervals, it was a little like patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time. After a moment or two, Trowbridge took a running start with his homemade airplane and (continued on page 34)


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Good Job, Whoever Obama Congratulates Everyone for Something at Dan’s 50th By Dan Rattiner One of the things that can happen if you founded a business and then keep doing it for 25 years and more is that politicians want to publicly congratulate you with an award. They either mail it to you, invite you over to town hall, or they come to a party celebrating your longtime success and they give it to you all framed. It’s really fun. I was recently invited over to East Hampton Village Hall to receive a framed plaque of congratulations for my 50 years. It’s wonderful. Here it is. “PROCLAMATION Whereas Dan Rattiner founded Dan’s Papers on July 1, 1960 by writing every word and personally distributing 5,000 copies of the Montauk Pioneer to every restaurant, gas station, motel, deli and store that would take them (and some

who probably did not want to), and Whereas over the past 50 years Dan built this organization into a newspaper and publishing business that today distributes over 57,000 individual copies weekly (and some would say this is really just a hoax) Now Therefore Be It Resolved, that I, Mayor Paul F. Rickenbach Jr. on behalf of the Board of Trustees and residents of the Village of East Hampton do hereby congratulate Dan’s Papers on their 50th Anniversary and honor Dan Rattiner for his accomplishments and especially his imaginative writings and entertaining recreations of events over these 50 years. Paul F. Rickenbach Jr. Mayor” Even Presidents send things. At my 25th anniversary, President Reagan sent a certificate in the mail congratulating me for the achieve-

ments of Dan’s Papers. I have since lost this. But it will turn up. For my 35th anniversary, I got congratulated by President Clinton. I’ve received certificates of accomplishment from Senators, State Legislators, Towns, Villages and even the U. S. Coast Guard. On at least three occasions, Congressmen have entered paragraphs about the longevity of this newspaper into the Congressional Record, which they then print out, frame and send to me. This year, the big Five Oh, we’re having an enormous 50th Anniversary party at Hampton Hall on Elm Street in Southampton on August 21. Featured are the works of 50 cover artists, selected from among the many painters that I have curated for the covers of Dan’s Papers since 1988. Their works will line the walls of the hall and will be going up for auction, with a portion of (continued on next page)

LINDA KABOT AND THE LADIES OF QUOGUE By Dan Rattiner Three Women from the Quogue area are in the news this week. The first is Linda Kabot, our former Southampton Town Supervisor. About two months before the end of her re-election campaign, she was arrested at the corner of Sunset Avenue and Main Street in Westhampton Beach and charged with Driving While Intoxicated. A camera on the dashboard of the arresting officer’s police car recorded the proceedings. She refused a Breathalyzer test. She admitted she’d had two glasses of wine at her

sister’s house nearby. She flunked, according to the police, two of three on-the-spot balance and coordination tests. They then arrested her. And after that, she lost the election. All that happened one year ago. Soon after her arrest, Kabot hired one of the best criminal lawyers on Long Island, William “Billy” Keahon, claiming that she had been set up by the local police departments to be arrested when she was not drunk so they could get her opponent to beat her in the election. There have since then been depositions and, two weeks ago, three days of pre-trial hearings.

Among other things, Kabot’s lawyer has demanded that the video tape not be considered admissible evidence, because there is a fourminute gap in it, which apparently took place because the arresting officer turned it off to check that it was properly recording which it was except for when he turned it off. There was also, for a bit, a problem with the audio. Last week, the judge in the case ruled that the video tape can be admitted as evidence at the trial, which is scheduled for sometime in October—13 months after the event took place. (continued on page 32)

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the proceeds going to East End Hospice, Public Radio 88.3 WPPB and The Group for the East End. For the occasion, the people running this event made contact last April with President Obama’s office to see if he might sign a certificate to mark the occasion of the 50 years. Last week, two weeks before the event, it came. It was inside a manila envelope, against cardboard backing, printed on good paper, and from the White House. Ellen Dioguardi, who led the effort to get this, marched this envelope up the stairs and showed it to me. We both admired the Presidential seal on the front, then opened it and slid out what was inside. Then we stared at it for a long, long time. Here is what it said. “THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON July 20, 2010 I am pleased to send my congratulations to you on your anniversary. As you celebrate this important milestone, I hope you will look back on what you have accomplished with joy and pride. I wish you all the best for continued success and happiness in the future. Barack Obama.” “Doesn’t seem to be too personal, does it?” she said. “With the other Presidents, I said, they gave the number of years, a bit about the community and the name of the paper.” “And your name.” “Yes and my name.” “Seems a bit generic, doesn’t it?” “Very.”

I looked at it further. He’d signed it all right. Or at least an aide very good at forging his name had signed it. I could forgive him that. With the war, the economy, the gulf, Wall Street, diplomacy, the Middle East, China, Europe, Russia, North Korea, Education and Medical Care he’s been very busy. And frankly I was very grateful that somewhere in his busy schedule he had found the time to do this—or had summoned an aide to do this. Still, wouldn’t you think he might have said SOMETHING about what this was all about? He did not. It could be sent out to anybody for anything. So why did it take four months to get? I don’t know. Does Obama not like Dan’s Papers? There are people who don’t. More likely he doesn’t even know there is a Dan’s Papers. He’s on the Washington, Kenya, Gulfport, Hawaii, Chicago axis after all. And then there is the issue of how the country has changed. With Reagan and Clinton, there were brief descriptions given with the award about all the years of hard work, the community in which we live, the good deeds we had done, the number of pages we had printed and the number of people we employed. It seemed to me that perhaps some lawyers had talked to the President about how things stand today. People steal each other’s identity. There are con artists. There may even have been an occasion where somebody sent in for a Presidential certificate and what it was all about was just a big lie. How embarrassing

that would have been—congratulating a felon, for example. Let us draw up something safe for you to sign, they told him. And then there is the economy. There have been job cuts. There are all sorts of people who could be laid off who otherwise worked researching the details about all those who have applied to receive a half century in a business award and should be honored for doing so, making sure they are on the up and up. There are people who do the framing who could be laid off. The whole damn department, this whole frivolous department, might be cut out of the budget entirely. Big bucks would be saved that way. In any case, thank you Mr. President. I did vote for you. I still have high hopes for you. And I mean that sincerely. And, thinking out of the box, which I know you sometimes do, I’ve decided on taking this further. If you, dear reader, feel that someone you know ought to receive a pat on the back from President Obama for the anniversary of something he or she did, just send him or her by my office with a note saying why. We have a copy machine, we are going to make hundreds of copies of this certificate and we will have them there on the front counter. Just have that person come in, show us the note, and we will give one out to him or her absolutely free. This will send a whole lot of new positive energy out into the world where there had been none before—God knows we need it—and it will make a whole lot of worthy people happy. Here’s to you. And God bless you.

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He also ruled that her refusal on the tape to take the Breathalyzer test be allowed as evidence, saying that—because he apparently has seen the tape—that she at first agrees to take the test, but then three times over declines. He notes that this is a very “definite” denial. Judge Smith also ruled that comments made by Kabot that night to the police could be admitted as evidence. Kabot’s lawyer had objected to this too. The judge also says that at the trial, Kabot’s lawyer will be able to cross examine everybody and the police will be able to cross examine everybody. Other disputed events will be allowed at the trial in a sort of “he said, she said” manner. Kabot claims since the events of that night (and even before she lost the election) that she overheard one police officer on the scene tell anoth-

er over the telephone “We got her.” The arresting officer, Ryan Lucas, says that what he told the other officer was “Look who we got,” when he first saw the driver’s license. Believe the first interpretation and it’s a conspiracy. Believe the second and it is just a surprise that they arrested a drunk driver who it turns out was the Supervisor. Kabot will either be vindicated and the police found guilty of terrible behavior, or she will be found guilty of drunk driving which, if she knew it all along, would be a shame that she spent all this time and money proving otherwise. Or she believes there was a conspiracy when there wasn’t and for whatever oddball reason doesn’t realize it was all about her drinking too much. Everybody wants to see the tape. * * *

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The second Quogue person, actually an East Quogue person, in the news this past week is Carol Combes, who is 71 and is a volunteer historian with the East Quogue Historical Society. Due to an error made in the typing up of a Social Security number in a Social Security back office in Atlanta, Combes was declared dead. This first report of her being dead soon resulted in that information spreading across the land. She was reported dead to her banks, which froze all her bank accounts, she was reported dead to Medicare who cut off her coverage and, of course, when the higher ups at Social Security learned she was dead, they cut off her monthly Social Security checks—which she was entitled to after working all her life—and an investigation was begun. Perhaps she was cheating the government, getting payments after she died. Most people wonder what it will be like being dead. There is some evidence that being dead is like going down a tunnel with a bright angelic light at the end. There is less evidence, but some, that this experience is accompanied by the singing of angels. But according to Combes, her death was nothing like that. When her Social Security number was being typed in to the computer as a mistake for somebody else’s Social Security card, all she knew, she says, is that being dead was just like being alive. She had been in the kitchen. After that she went out into the garden. Reporters have repeatedly asked Combes how she first learned she was dead. She learned about it, she says, from an employee at a bank. “I have some bad news for you,” the employee said. “You died on May 13.” That this phone call occurred nearly two months after she had died is a testament to the glacial pace at which bureaucracy proceeds. The word, no matter how hard they try, takes time to get out. After learning of her death, Combes said, she gathered up her birth and marriage certificates, her passport and driver’s license and marched down to the Riverhead Social Security Office to do a little jig and otherwise show her abilities. It took 10 days, but the matter got corrected. Apparently it was in a sort of hurry-up mode to get it straightened out after it was in a sort of leisurely take your time mode when she died. Since she died, Combes said, her death has been bandied about on Facebook and other places that she hangs out. She doesn’t mind. She wonders what it will be like when she REALLY dies. Combes told Newsday that she is also looking forward to what happens when she files her income taxes. “I’m dead, you know,” she said. * * * The third woman in the Quogue neighborhood in the news is Nancy Genovese, also of East Quogue, who is filing a lawsuit because of the way she was roughed up when county and town police at the Air National Guard (ANG) base in Westhampton thought she was at the entrance of that facility about to blow up the place. We reported extensively on this last week. Genovese was seen to be taking pictures of (continued on next page)

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the ANG base, which is against the law. When officials came out to ask her not to do that, they searched her car and found an XM-15 assault rifle, 400 rounds of ammunition, a shotgun with shotgun shells and about $13,000 in cash in a paper bag. Genovese told them she was just returning from the firing range, that she had licenses for the shotgun and the automatic weapon, that she had all this money with her because she was on her way to a private school where two of her kids go and to a college where her eldest kid goes in order to pay the tuition, and that she was taking pictures in order to put them on the new website she was just about to put up called “Support Our Troops.” For almost six hours, she was questioned and held at the entrance to the base with official vehicles with flashing lights all around, while word got out all through the South Fork that Homeland Security had somehow thwarted a terrorist plan to blow the place up. Genovese is suing for the roughing up she says she got, being handcuffed and shackled and then finally arrested only on trespassing charges. She’s suing everybody involved. So that’s the news of Metropolitan Quogue.



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report that this heist was in progress. According to the Westhampton Beach Police Department, which occupies part of the municipal building just two blocks from the bank, the call announcing a bank robbery in progress came at 9:04 a.m. This was the first bank robbery reported to the police department of Westhampton Beach in at least 20 years. But they knew what to do. They immediately dispatched police to secure both the front and back exits of the bank, and then sent armed officers inside. They also called the Suffolk County Detectives for technical backup. The Suffolk County Detectives called the FBI. This was around 9:10 a.m. By the time the police arrived, however, the woman with the white striped hat had already made her getaway. Witnesses on the sidewalk subsequently interviewed said they saw a woman with a white hat with black and white stripes on it run out the back door of the bank and then down an alley behind the 7-Eleven toward the Municipal Building before disappearing from sight. (continued on page 35)

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launched it into the air. It headed out to the east for a bit—towards Portugal—and then it veered to the south, stopped for a moment, dove, and then headed back in the direction from which it had come. A collective groan came up from the crowd seated on the lawn, but then it turned to cheers as the plane turned around once again and headed for Portugal. But that didn’t last long either. Finally, the plane fell to earth around 40 feet down the lawn from where it had been launched. A not very good attempt in flying from Montauk to Portugal. But Trowbridge and Cappo smiled and bowed, good sports that they are, then gathered up their plane and over the loud speaker I thanked them for coming and the crowd cheered for them once again.

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was there at the end to present this award to the winners, Mr. and Mrs. S. L. Wolff of Port Jefferson Station. This was in front of cameras from Channel 7 (WABC-TV), Channel 12 and Channel 27, and reporters from WINS, Women’s Wear Daily, several local weeklies, and, of course this newspaper, Dan’s Papers, the sponsor of the event. And Paul Sidney was there, covering it all live for WLNG radio in Sag Harbor. But what a scene this was and what a day this was. The event began at 11:00 in the morning and ran until four in the afternoon, but for me it really began at five o’clock in the morning when I was awakened from a sound sleep by a clap of loud thunder and the sound of pouring rain on the roof. “What do I do?’’ I asked. “Pray,’’ she said. I got up and paced around. I turned on Channel 10, the ever-faithful Weather Channel, and saw the satellite photograph of the East Coast with this great glob of white over the New York metropolitan area. The white was the storm. “We expect this storm to push through later this afternoon,’’ the announcer said. I sat there in front of this television, absolutely miserable, wondering why I had not thought to announce any kind of rain date. I would wait until seven, I thought. And then if it was still pouring, I would postpone the event for 24 hours—Sunday was expected to be beautiful—and I would put this information out over the local radio stations. I then calculated who else would have to be called. I calculated there were almost 60 phone calls. Miraculously, however, at seven in the morning the forecast changed. It was still raining then, but it had cleared in New York City and New Jersey, and they were predicting the storm would move out to sea before nine. I made a decision. We’d take a chance. At 9:30, I was at the United States Coast Guard Station on Star Island in Montauk where, aboard the Point Wells, we held a preevent meeting with everyone concerned. There were six-foot swells in the ocean and it looked doubtful that a Coast Guard cutter could get out off Montauk Point. A 90-foot boat had needed assistance nearby. It was decided instead, there at the last minute, to use the Lighthouse tower itself for the spotters. Chief Michels produced a sextant which he gave to Grumman’s John Brower and Julius Ward of the Coast Guard to carry up the steps of the tower. Also, he gave me an official Coast Guard police whistle. The event began promptly at 11 with the first launch of Joe Riter of Montauk. He threw what was some sort of jerryrigged glider and it arched up, then down and into the bushes that separate the lawn from the cliff. He waded into the bushes afterward to get it. “If I had known it was only going to make the bushes,’’ he said upon his return, “I would have just thrown it on the lawn.’’ This story continues in our next issue of Dan’s Papers.

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several notable friends, including reality star Ramona Singer, former New York Ranger Rod Gilbert and Southampton chairwoman Jean Shafiroff. * * * “Gossip Girl” Michelle Trachtenberg and star polo player Nicolas Roldan were spotted hanging out and previewing the SWAGG mobile application at Week Two of the Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge at Blue Star Jets Field. * * * Michael Lohan recently partied with a group of 20 at Madame Tong’s Redeux in Southampton. * * * Vote for The Retreat! The East End domestic abuse shelter is up for funding from Pepsi but needs your help to get it. Visit, to cast your vote. If received, the funding will go toward nutritious meals and an outdoor play area. * * * Mark Feuerstein from “Royal Pains” enjoyed dinner in Rowdy Hall’s courtyard with his parents. * * * Jon Bon Jovi and his wife Dorthea enjoyed a lunch on Serafina’s patio in East Hampton. * * * (continued on page 57)


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This newspaper called the Westhampton Beach Police Station the following Wednesday at 5:15 p.m. to inquire about whether anybody had been arrested in this matter or if there were any further information. The officer on duty said the heist was still under investigation and that no arrests had been made. It seemed to me that the police are going to have a very difficult time bringing this perp to justice. The reason is that there are about 25,000 women in the Hamptons who on a Saturday morning in August would be between 35 and 45 years of age and wearing a white hat with stripes on it, sunglasses, a black top and bottom and white shoes. I can give you a further description of this person too. She would have blond hair, a big rock on her ring finger, a six-year-old white Mercedes convertible, an apartment in the city paid for by her recent action against her philandering husband, three kids, the beach house and a membership at either a tennis or golf club. And this would be her first heist. Would the woman who perpetrated this heist please step forward?

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declared them to be Jackson Pollocks. Other experts were not sure. And still other experts thought they were surely not by the master. As a result of this, Matter then contacted Peter Paul Biro, a fingerprint expert from Montreal, Canada, to look at the paintings. In the late 1990s, Biro had authenticated a Turner because of a palm print that he had found on the painting that turned out to have come from Turner’s palm. Then, in 2000, a woman truck driver named Teri Horton gave to Biro a painting found in a thrift shop in San Bernadino, California that appeared to be by Jackson Pollock. Biro visited the Pollock-Krasner House in Springs the following year and, after being shown around by the curator Helen Harrison, spent some time in the studio where Pollock did all his drip paintings when he was not doing them in the backyard on the lawn. Biro seemed particularly interested in the fingerprints clearly visible on the paint cans. He was also interested in the paint splatterings on the wooden floor of the studio. As it happened, when Pollock and his wife Lee Krasner died, the studio was left just as it was—with linoleum covering the floor. It was Helen Harrison who, in 1990, lifted the linoleum to discover the paint all over the wood floor below. The linoleum was then removed. A year after examining this material, Biro said that after completing a study using microspectral photographic techniques of his own design, he had found that a fingerprint


he had lifted off a paint can in that studio matched a fingerprint on the back of frame of truck driver Horton’s painting. Horton subsequently turned down $2 million for it. She was holding out for more. Matter had found a partial fingerprint on the back of the frame of one of the paintings he had found at Home Sweet Home. He mailed a close-up photograph of it to Biro in Montreal. Biro studied it and replied that he found six characteristics on the fingerprint that were an absolute match of those characteristics on the paint can—strong evidence that it was made by Jackson Pollock. He accompanied his conclusion with a note from Andre Turcotte, a retired member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, who concurred with this finding. The following year, a documentary was made about Peter Paul Biro called Who the #$&% is Jackson Pollock? Biro was turning art authentication on its head. It was one thing for “experts” to express opinions about the authenticity of a work of art. Here Biro was, authenticating by fact—one could not dispute a fingerprint. The courts had been deciding cases using telltale fingerprints for nearly a century. And yet, there were doubters. In the movie, Thomas Hoving, the longtime Director of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in Manhattan, is seen sniffing angrily while denouncing both Biro and the truck driver Horton. Hoving is in a suit and tie. Biro and Horton




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are in casual dress. “She knows nothing,” Hoving says of Horton. “I’m the expert. She is not.” After the film came out, two art authentication scholars sent a letter supporting Biro to their colleagues. “Artists’ fingerprints do not show up just anywhere,” one of them wrote. “Their presence cannot be dismissed or simply explained away.” Helen Harrison from the Pollock Krasner House also saw the film. But she was shocked by a detail in it she saw. Biro is holding up a single wooden matchstick. “I found this in the paint on the floor in Pollock’s studio,” he says. “It has the exact same gold paint that Pollock used when he did the drip paintings now owned by Matter.” Harrison wrote him immediately, demanding he return the matchstick. Four months later, it came back in the mail. Harrison also had other issues. She had never seen any painting by Pollock that included gold paint. Furthermore, she had never heard of Pollock using acrylic paint, which Biro said he had found on the floor of the studio “on the very first bit of paint I tested.” What was he doing messing with her floor? And she had a still further issue. When Biro was challenged about his taking fingerprints—a process that might take hours—he said he was only there once and was monitored by Harrison the whole time. When did he have time to lift fingerprints? Harrison knew he had been there four times. In 2007, both Matter and Harrison attended a symposium in New York City with dozens of art experts in attendance determined to make a final conclusive statement about whether the Matter paintings were authentic or not. The group overwhelmingly voted that they were not authentic, that they were probably done at a later time, after Pollock’s death in 1956, with acrylics. One expert speculated that an art class might have been assigned to make Pollock drip paintings. As Matter’s mother Mercedes had told her son at the very beginning of all of this, there really was not anything of any great value there at Home Sweet Home. Or, as lawyer Ronald D. Spencer, representing the Pollock-Krasner Foundation (not associated with the Pollock-Krasner House) said “Biro can find all the fingerprints he wants. But, in terms of the marketplace, the Matter paintings are done. They are finished.” In the issue of The New Yorker published on July 12, 2010, reporter David Grann relates the story of Peter Paul Biro, expert art authentication and Pollock, Matter and Turner in meticulous detail. Many readers might have wondered whether the paintings discovered in Home Sweet Home five years ago made anybody wildly rich. They did not. As for Biro, New Yorker reporter Grann reveals that Biro and his late father, in their art studio and gallery in Montreal, engaged in all sorts of art forgery, fraud and bogus (continued on page 38)

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Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Here By Susan M. Galardi To call Donna Karanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rise to the top of the fashion world meteoric is an understatement. More apt to call her path a fulfillment of destiny. Throughout her career, Karan, who was born in Queens, raised on Long Island and has a home in East Hamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Landfall neighborhood, was either at the right place at the right time, or somehowâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;through her own talent, drive or keen awareness of the opportunities around herâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;managed to place herself in those moments. The Queen of Seventh Avenue, as she became known in the business, Donna Karan started out at Anne Klein as an assistant designer in the late â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;60s when she was barely 20 years old. With her stepfather a tailor and her mother a model, Karan was raised with fashion in her bones. Within a few years at Anne Klein she rose to the rank of associate, and after not even 10 years of working at the company, Karan and a colleague became the head designers when Klein passed away in 1974. Ten years later, Karan ventured out on her own and the Donna Karan Essentials line was born. It was all about comfort (with fabrics like jersey and those memorable Lycra tights) and fashion-ease. The line, like a Clint Eastwood movie, was basically seven easy pieces that became the basis of a womanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wardrobe, allowing her to mix, match and move on. Next in Karanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s evolution as a designer and businesswoman was the debut of DKNY in 1988, a line at a lower price point for younger women. Then, riding the â&#x20AC;&#x153;wear jeans to workâ&#x20AC;? era that was just at the heels of young Turks making their mark in that new â&#x20AC;&#x153;webâ&#x20AC;? business, came DKNY Jeans and DKNY for men. By 1992, Donna Karan had several successful lines, from men and womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s couture to a childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s collection to furniture. In 1995, the Donna Karan empire brought in $510 million. But all of that was to take a different direction in 1996 when Karanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s husband, sculptor Stephan Weiss, became ill. â&#x20AC;&#x153;When Stephan was diagnosed with lung cancer, I was lostâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know what to do,â&#x20AC;? she said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Yoga had been an integral part of my life since I was a teenager; it always helped me find the calm in the chaos. So I turned to my yoga and my meditation and I urged Stephan to explore these modalities as well, in addition to his traditional care. Immediately I saw the positive effects yoga had on his well-being: it helped to open up his lungs, ease his breathing, and keep him calm.â&#x20AC;? Weissâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s illness made Karan see a lack in mainstream health care. She believes that a serious illness throws people and families into a stage of crisis and vulnerability. In her experience with her late husband, she found that while traditional medicine treated the illness, it wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t enough. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Through sitting at my husbandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bedside and those of far too many friends, I discovered that even a few simple acts of healing can soften and transform a painful experience into one of comfort and hope,â&#x20AC;? she said.

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manager of the store. “Donna suggested we do a pop up store in New York to sell merchandise, and donate the money through Urban Zen.” That fist pop up venture raised $850K, which Urban Zen donated to Beth Israel Medical Center to research the possible influence of yoga, meditation and aromatherapy on traditional cancer treatments. After that, Karan saw how she could use her retail expertise and design celebrity in synergy with the Urban Zen initiative. “The retail business creates a direct connection with people,” said Azan. “This store [Urban Zen in Sag Harbor], has brought a lot of attention to the foundation,” The connection is palpable upon entering Urban Zen. Every sense is greeted with beauty and serenity. You hear evocative, soft, “world” music. You smell natural oils and scents. You see huge, calming monochromatic yet glistening photographs, tasteful displays of clothing and accessories. You feel soft natural fabrics and decorative items—a hand beaded chair, shell covered throw—that are sensational in every sense of the word. There is an “ah” feeling, a sense of serenity and wellbeing. But Karan’s mission goes beyond that per-

Saturday, August 14, from 3-5 p.m., children’s event in collaboration with the organization Right to Play and Urban Zen. (See Story, “Right to Play,” on page 82.) Following is an adult-only cocktail party at Urban Zen, from 6 – 7:30. On Saturday, August 21, Karan will be honored at the HEAT benefit for the Ellen Hermanson Foundation for her work in the field of cancer care. For more information and tickets, go to sonal in-store experience: 10% of every sale at Urban Zen goes to the foundation and in some cases, the donations are larger and farther reaching. Azan pointed out merchandise and art/craft items from around the world—like the extraordinary Kahina oils made in Morocco: 25% of those sales go to the Berber women who make them. There are natural soft slippers, that, for every pair purchased, a pair is given to those in need. Urban Zen’s mission, beyond the involvement with the medical community, is three fold. “It’s the past, present and future,” said Azan. “Past is the effort to preserve cultures, by doing the kinds of collaborations we do. Present is the focus on wellness. And future is empowering children through the outreach program, “Success for Kids.” Karan herself sums up her mission, in the feeling of John Lennon’s “Imagine,” in four words. Asked what she feels is most necessary to create healing in our lives and our world, she answered, “The C words: Compassion, caring, consciousness, community.”


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fingerprint identification. They’d even served jail time. One such bogus fingerprint appeared in an article in Art News. On one side was the fingerprint found on a famous Leonardo painting in Italy. On the other side is the fingerprint found on a previously unidentified painting that Biro has learned through fingerprint matchup is a Leonardo da Vinci. Arrows point to where the swirls and turns in the fingerprints coincide. But experts who, during Grann’s time researching his story, looked closely at these side by side fingerprints in Art News, found the arrows just point to random locations. And none of them match up. Apparently, everybody just took Biro’s word for it. Nobody ever looked very closely before.

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Playing Poxabogue? Bring Your Own Lunch that it might have been very near what Wankel offered Danny, but now with one of his buddies. Mold means expensive masked men with gloves and sprayers. The new Village of Sagaponack means new zoning approvals, the Board of Health means no liquor license until the mold is cleared out, and the desire of East Hampton to depart from the scene means that nobody is going to pay for all the work needed to be done except for guess who. Goodbye Avella. We love you. God Bless. Hey, Danny, wanna get into this mess? As for the golfers, it could be Bring Your Own for a while.

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By Dan Rattiner The new tenant that was supposed to take over the spot that was formerly Danny’s Fairway Restaurant at the Poxabogue public golf course in Sagaponack has ditched all his plans. He made the announcement last week, five months after Danny Murray, under protest, cleared out, four months after he began a $100,000 renovation, three months after he learned there were all sorts of new permits to be had because the project was in a newly incorporated village, two months after mold was found in the basement of the building, one month after he learned that one of the two owners of the property wanted to sell and a week after he re-read the draconian lease he signed for the place which made him completely responsible for it all. Oh, and then there was the letter from the State Liquor Authority. We offer our condolences to Michael Avella, who already has a successful and wonderful Love Lane Café in Mattituck on the North Fork. He would have been a good tenant. But of course, he never would have been Danny. Danny’s Poxabogue was the power breakfast location in that community, the next one over from the Bridgehampton Candy Kitchen. Danny was always all smiles and a wonderful presence in the place. But in March, he appealed to the owners of the property—the whole golfing facility— which is a corporation made up equally by East Hampton and Southampton Town. His lease with the towns would expire shortly. Now he was supposed to make a new lease with Ed Wankel, the man who had convinced the towns to let him run the whole facility “with the desire that Danny stay if at all possible.” The terms of the new lease were impossible. It seems that Wankel, who lives on the North Fork, had his own people in mind for the spot while he kicked out Danny. Danny was open just for breakfast and lunch. What about dinner and maybe liquor late at night? Wankel found Avella, the owner of Love Lane Kitchen in Mattituck, who would agree to all of this. Danny would not. The lease offered to Danny, which I have seen, also required that his landlord control a beverage machine on the property, that Danny be responsible for all construction and renovation, which Wankel would determine at a later date, and that he be open for dinner and late night, which Danny, who has always been hands on, could not do because he could not work 20 hours a day. Danny’s appeal to the towns fell on deaf ears in the end. Wankel got his way, Danny left, and although I have not seen the lease Wankel offered Avella, it seems likely at this juncture

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“That was a completely different situation. I’ve got a great chief and a great staff.” Many Southampton town citizens are currently split on this issue. Making changes to the local police scenery could result in lower taxes, but it could increase police response time. When I mentioned taxes to Epley, he said, “I don’t know if Southampton village taxes would be lowered…they might go up.” This disrupts Throne-Holst’s reasoning and ignores one issue: tremendously high village officer salaries. Many view consolidating as a good thing because it eliminates these salaries. Others believe the high salaries are justifiable if it means safety. “Our department does a lot

of quality of life neighborhood policing; it is a big deterrent for criminal activity,” said Epley, who obviously supports his village force and because he believes they do a great job protecting Southampton citizens. “It wouldn’t be a good thing for the Village of Southampton…the coverage would be sacrificed,” he said. Right now, the idea is just Throne-Holst thinking out loud. She needs to entertain ideas such as this one in order to deal with rising taxes and a perpetual fiscal crisis. In reality, this will most likely never come to fruition, but in the spirit of cooperation, Epley said, “I am willing to look at it.”


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Every thinking New York State voter knows Albany is a mess and in need of change. Regina Calcaterra wants to be a huge part of that change. Her successful storyline is not yet complete, and will most likely be punctuated by election to a public service eventually, if not this November. Last to speak at the event was Gordon Herr, Chairman of the Southampton Town Democratic Committee, which will be holding its Annual Summer Fiesta on August 22. The magical summer North Haven setting on the water alone makes the “Fiesta” a special night, the civic nature of the gathering drums home the importance of participating in Democracy on the local level. And as the gathering at their home was breaking up, Josephine DeVincenzi, a retired school superintendent, spoke with pride of helping get Obama elected by campaigning in Pennsylvania, and how proud she is of being able to host quality candidates like Tim Bishop and Regina Calcaterra in her home, “I am blessed and thankful,” she said to the sound of crickets, car doors closing, and engines revving. Southampton Democrats Annual Summer Fiesta, August 22, 5-9 p.m., at the home of Bettina and Fred Stelle, 38 Actor’s Colony, North Haven; with speakers Tim Bishop, Regina Calcaterra, Fred Thiele and other surprise guests. Music, food and refreshements are included in the suggested donation of $100. For information: or 631237-4821.

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Dan’s 50th: Get Ready to Party after the Party Dan’s Papers is turning 50 years and, in the spirit of Dan’s, everyone is invited. Dan’s 50th Anniversary Art Show and Cocktail Party at 230 Elm in Southampton on Saturday, August 21 has it all—art show and sale, live auction, raffle, hors d’oeuvres, celebs…and then we dance. Fifty artists who have graced Dan’s Papers’ covers with their work will be shown at this oncein-a-lifetime art show and sale. The art show will feature current works by 50 top artists such as Peter Max, LeRoy Neiman, Mickey Paraskevas and many others. Then, following the live auction of donated artworks and gifts, guests will be entertained at the “After Hour” Party at 230 Down, the fun, new space just opened in the lower level of 230 Elm. This retro style venue will feature local musicians including Jim Turner, give-a-ways and a lively party atmosphere for those who attend the art show—and for those who pop in after 8 p.m. The whole shebang benefits three local nonprofit organizations, East End Hospice,

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The Sheltered Islander Son of a Beach... The recent reports in Dan’s Papers of East Enders hiring private security guards to limit access to the public areas of beaches near their homes has really alarmed me. If something like this catches on here, I’m in for it. “What do you mean, “Wades Beach has a checkpoint?” I asked the security guard at the entrance to the parking lot. “I’ve got my beach sticker.” “Well, we’re trying to manage the crowds better and spread people out so everyone can enjoy the beach more,” he replied. “I’m looking at the beach now! There are only 20 people there.” “Yes, but that’s Section One, the Beach Fit section, note the svelte icon on the sign. Section Two, the Nearly Fit section, note the beer keg icon on the sign, is farther down, there’s about

40 people there now.” “So, I have to go to an assigned section now? The one with the beer keg icon?” “No, Ms. Flynn, you are assigned to Section Three, the Won’t Fit section, see...way down there?” “I see a sign, I can’t read the words, but I can see a walrus icon on the sign...hey, wait a minute...” “That’s your assigned section. Drive to the far edge of the parking lot and if you can’t walk in, we have two attendants who will roll you in.” “But the ice cream truck stops in front of the Beach Fit section. I can’t make it that far from the time the bells sound till I get to the truck, it will be gone by then.” “Yes, it will, won’t it,” he replied flatly with a smirk on his face. “Have you talked to the ice cream guy about

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Astronomy Night Timed to Meteor Showers By T.J. Clemente The fascination of the universe with its galaxies, stars, planets, asteroids, meteors, black holes and comets has sparked the imagination of mankind since prehistoric days. One can only think of the native Americans sitting back gazing into the same summer night sky we all love so much here on the East End and knowing there was so much they would never know about the universe. Now the Ross School and the Montauk Observatory are hosting a free Astronomy Night for children and adults on the Upper School campus in East Hampton on August 14, starting at 7 p.m. Guest lecturer Dr. Denton S. Ebel, Associate Curator at the American Museum of Natural History, and Sean Tvelia from the Montauk Observatory will lead discussions about the magic of the heavens. Ebel is bringing his personnel meteorite collection. After Ebel’s talk on meteors—where they come from, how they were created and what they consist of—everyone will head into the great outdoors to witness (weather permitting) the last day of the Perseid meteor shower. As a child, some 45 years ago, I remember going to such a program at Camp Siwanoy, then a Boy Scout camp. We looked into the heavens and saw the stars as our moderator explained what we were looking at. He pointed out the planets and told where they were in the summer sky and why. The group let out a

cheer when chance meteors zipped across the sky, and that night they did. To have a person of Dr. Denton Ebel’s caliber available is what the Ross School is all about: bringing the very best in the field to the East End to educate young (and older) minds. This is an exceptional opportunity for people of all ages to hear such expertise, usually only available at a university or a planetarium, right here on the East End, for free. The evening has tremendous promise to be an outrageous experience. The Perseids is one of the best meteor showers to observe, producing up to 60 meteors per hour at their peak. This year’s shower should peak on the night of August 12 and the morning of the 13th, but you may be able to see some meteors any time until August 22. The radiant point for this shower will be in the constellation Perseus. The thin, crescent moon will be out of the way

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Where are the Deals of Yesteryear? By T.J. Clemente Even with the local real estate sales activity volume up in triple digits, one thing that seems to be missing are the press releases boasting the big record sales. You know, like “the largest amount paid for a home” in East Hampton, Southampton, Sag Harbor, Shelter Island and the North Fork. Why is that? After all, the rich are supposed to get richer, choice real estate retains its value and is always in demand, and lastly, the creative minds in real estate always seemed to know how to bring the right buyer to the right property. With this in mind I went to find out if the “Golden Age of Real Estate” in the Hamptons is in fact over, to be replaced by a prudent, smart, value-oriented market place where the emotions of a runaway market have been replaced by the traditional tenets of locationlocation-location, condition of the home, and taxes. I contacted three Hamptons real estate legends—each of whom have had a record deal. First up was Paul Brennan of Prudential Douglas Elliman who responded by saying, “The owners of high end properties, generally speaking, do not have to sell. They can afford to wait until market conditions improve. Conversely high-net-worth buyers will not write a check unless there is a perceived value in a declining market. When the economy, particularly Wall Street, is considered to

be stable and improving, over time you will begin to see the stalemate shift in the upper segment of the market. In fact it’s happening as we speak.” With the Corcoran Report putting sales activity up 134% this year versus last, why aren’t a few of those choice properties being sold? I went to Corcoran and was directed to Rick Hoffman, Regional Senior Vice President, East End. His answer addressed the topic sales volume being up, saying, “We’ve witnessed an incredible increase in sales volume throughout the South Fork this year. We feel this to be a result of increased consumer confidence combined with an abundance of inventory for which sellers are being more realistic in their pricing. These factors coupled with low interest rates and significant Wall Street bonuses, created a very favorable environment for Hampton’s real estate.” Corcoran’s Karli Kittine, Senior Manager, Public Relations informed me that a potential record breaking deal was in the works—an eight-figure land deal that is close to being announced. A Corcoran employee said, “$80 million deals just don’t happen every day.” I called Joe Kazickas, once a partner of Brown Harris Stevens, and now a co-owner of along with other interests on the East End, who said, “Maybe the golden era of the Hamptons is over.” He now believes that rentals will be sold “weeks at a

time,” instead of the traditional Memorial Day to Labor Day pattern of the past. It may be noted that there was a $500,000 two-week August rental record this summer to a Florida businesswoman in search of a proper husband. Town and Country’s Second Quarter sales figures released by Judi Desiderio showed Hampton-wide sale increases of homes priced over $5 million up 25%, with 15 sales versus 12 in the same period of ‘09. There were five in Bridgehampton Q2, three in Southampton Village, and two in both Amagansett and East Hampton Village. But none of these over $5M sales have hit numbers that splashed across the national news wires. A Wall Street voice said the Goldman crowd is under orders not to buy or splash money around the Hamptons in lieu of the post TARP situation, where it looked like Wall Street made obscene profits with the government bailout. It is pretty quiet considering the billions in bonuses given out to the very fortunate. I think it comes down to the fact that, at the moment, confidence in the whole economic system of the world has the very rich very concerned. I remember an old joke of the rich father saying to his son, “I am giving you the same sound advice my father gave me, here’s $100 million. Don’t lose it.” Right now they are not spending it on record breaking homes, perhaps for the fear of losing some of it

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Bauer’s tantrum-throwing boyfriend, also spoke of the challenges of Mamet speak. “Lisa [Peterson, the director] wants us to play the rhythms of David’s writing, but the script does stop short of being ‘scored,’” he said. “The markings are to be taken into account. You have to think about what that pause creates. It’s not a moment for the actor to play, rather, it gives the audience a chance to stop, start, take a moment to interpret what has happened.” McGrath, who played other larger than life roles at Bay Street (in Beyond Therapy and The Lady in Question), described what Mamet does in Romance as, “holding up a mirror to tolerance.” On the day we spoke, the decision had just come down from the San Francisco courtroom, overturning Proposition 8, California’s ban on gay marriage. McGrath saw the irony in getting ready to open a play on issues like prejudice and tolerance, particularly in regard to the gay characters. “Can a play be dated by one day?” he joked, then answered his own question. “The humor in the play is very strong as it relates to stereotypes—it’s in the extreme. If I tried to play against what was written for this character, it wouldn’t work.” Joe Pallister, a local actor who is making his Bay Street debut in Romance as the Doctor who’s called in to “see if the judge is out of his mind,” also spoke of the Archie Bunker on steroids intolerance of the piece. “It’s so over the top offensive, you can’t take it seriously,” said Pallister. “And it’s heightened by the play’s references to Praying for Peace in the Middle East. The hypocrisy of it is hilarious.” The play is under the experienced hand of Lisa Peterson, a Yale grad who has directed world premieres by Donald Margulies, Tony Kushner, Beth Henley and others at major venues like The Public, The Vineyard, MTC, Primary Stages, Guthrie and more. Other members of the six-man ensemble cast include Darrell Hammond (a regular on “Saturday Night Live,” and guest star on “Damages” and “Law & Order”) as the bailiff ; Richard Kind (“Curb Your Enthusiasm” and “Spin City”) as the antihistamine addicted judge; Reg Rogers as the ‘goy’ defense attorney; and Joey Slotnick from television’s “Nip/Tuck.” With such a grouping of experienced comic actors playing such strong characters trading barbs, Romance could easily turn into an evening of dueling stand up comics. But Chris Bauer thinks the chance of that rogue actor chewing the scenery is slim. “In one way, this ensemble, these characters, are a group of super criminals—anyone could steal a scene if he wanted to,” he said. “But we all get along really well, we respect one another. It takes trust and faith when you’re onstage with other actors.” Romance at the Bay Street Theater, running until September 10. Tickets: 631-725-9500 or online at Long Wharf in Sag Harbor, NY on the corner of Bay and Main Streets.

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Twentysomethingâ&#x20AC;ŚBy David Lion Rattiner I think that one of lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s realities is that nobody likes people who are completely perfect, or at least present themselves as if they are completely perfect. This is the exact opposite of what we are taught when we are kids. When I was a kid, I was rewarded greatly for being perfect. If I got an A, joined the popular activities and did well in sports, I felt like everybody liked me and was happy about it, genuinely happy. But when you get older, the opposite happens. I noticed this the other day while having

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Ocean Tragedies On Sunday at about 2:15 p.m., the East Hampton Town Police Department, along with the East Hampton Town Marine Patrol and the East Hampton Town Lifeguards, responded to a call of multiple swimmers in distress at an unprotected beach in Amagansett, between Atlantic Avenue and Napeague Lane. Upon arrival, responding units found a civilian assisting several swimmers out of the heavy surf and dangerous riptides. One female subject was found to be unconscious and not breathing upon reaching the shore. CPR was administered, life-saving efforts were made by responding officers, and the subject was transported to Southampton Hospital. The victim, Leslie A. Wanek Sgaglione, 45, of Old Brookville, was pronounced dead at 3:23 p.m. at Southampton Hospital. The East Hampton Town Police Department Detective Division and the Suffolk County Medical Examiner’s Office are continuing the investigation into this tragic incident. We also send sympathy to Sadie Solice, a former Miss Latina, who inexplicably drowned in a swimming pool in Hampton Bays last week. —David Lion Rattiner

Happy Birthday, Mr. President By Stacy Dermont serve and celebrate the histoAugust 4 marked a very ry of the Eastville neighborspecial celebration at the hood through events, proEastville Community House grams and exhibits. on Hampton Street in Sag Fourteen-year-old Richard Harbor. Local citizens joyfully Goods attended Wednesday’s gathered around a cardboard party with his grandmother cutout of President Obama to Mary Ann Whitehead. Goods celebrate his birthday with shared his thoughts on this cake and punch. A multi-genspecial day, “He’s my favorite erational, multi-racial crowd Dr. David Posnett, Debi Marino, President so far. He’s definitely attended the party, a tribute to Obama, Joanne Carter, Audrey Gaul better than the last one. That’s our 44th president and to the pretty much all the Presidents Eastville community. I’ve been alive for.” Eastville has been a mixed Goods is a little sad that he raced neighborhood from it will not be quite old enough to earliest days, back when peovote for Obama for re-election ple of all colors hunted in 2012. However, he is such a whales together. well-spoken and well-manThe Eastville Community nered young man—perhaps House is a museum and gathwe can vote for Goods for ering place that seeks to prePresident in 2032.


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Tips from Warhol Protege Susan Blond By David Lion Rattiner When I saw Susan Blond’s video on about the etiquette of visiting your Hamptons friends in the summer time and staying at their home, I was charmed. Everything about this woman is charming, and you can see in her Audrey Hepburn-esque elegance that she is a class act. Susan Blond sort of throws you back to that classy elegance, where front page news was Jackie O., not Lindsey Lohan. Andy Warhol’s Number One Publicity Protege was Susan Blond, who quickly went from Warhol employee to Warhol film superstar to self-made PR superstar. Today, as President and CEO of Susan Blond, Inc., she wields a powerful media sword. A big part of how she operates continues to revolutionize the business by doing business the way an artist makes art. Media is her medium, and she works it like a master. She has represented the most important artists of our time like Julian Schnabel and Andy Warhol. She has represented more superstars (a term coined by her famous exboss Warhol) than any publicist, probably because artists identify with her as a kindred spirit. Creative artists are quick to notice her creative tactics in representing them. The fact is, she approached anything she did as creating

art. Early in her career, United Artists hired Blond, who represented Blaxploitation soundtracks like Shaft. She then moved to Epic Records where she levitated through the corporate “glass ceiling,” becoming the first female Vice President of a major record company. Blond spent 13 years at the label, guiding the careers of the greatest artists in music history



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Barbara Kruger at Guild Hall By Judy S. Klinghoffer For the first time since 1998, the Guild Hall will be solely devoted to the work of one artist, Barbara Kruger. Over a 40-year career, Kruger’s work has permeated our consciousness to such an extent that even if you don’t know her name, you know her work. Her distinctive style combines images with provocative messages such as “I shop therefore I am,” “Lust,” and “Your body is a battleground,” over pre-existing photographs. She’s been described as a conceptual artist, a video artist, a feminist artist, a photographer, and a postmodernist. Critics may argue over how to classify Kruger’s work, but there’s no denying the powerful wallop of conflicting emotions her pieces evoke. The Guild Hall galleries will exhibit different modalities of Kruger’s work. The Spiga Gallery will display a collection of prints and photographs, the Woodhouse Gallery will offer a video installation, and the Moran Gallery will be transformed into a site specific installation, the first that Kruger has done for the Hamptons, an area she knows well. She has summered here for over 20 years. Kruger has chosen the subject of consumerism, titling the piece “Plenty.” “I think it’s going to be very stimulating,” Christina Mossaides Strassfield, Museum Director and Chief Curator remarked, “everyone will relate to it on their own level.” Of the


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Hamptons specific installation, she adds, “you’re walking through the art and become a part of it. It engages all your senses. ”Engaging the viewer is a Kruger hallmark. In past installations and exhibits, Kruger has blown up text to surreal proportions, wrapping floors, walls, ceilings and pillars in words to create a dizzying, disorienting landscape. You don’t read the words so much as absorb them as you walk through Kruger’s creations. In Toronto, Kruger wrapped the glass skirt of Frank Gehry’s Art Gallery of Ontario building with the words “Love it, shove it, praise it, please it, doubt it, shame it, blame it, kiss it.”

The words are clear, but the meaning can be interpreted in as many different ways as there are viewers. Is Kruger commenting on the art world, or describing the story arc of a love affair? Is she asking us to look at our lifestyle, or look into our psyches? The answer is yes. Any of it. All of it. Of that particular work, Kruger has said, “I never feel comfortable saying ‘this is what the work is about’ because it closes down potential readings.” Kruger’s installation in 2009 at the Lever House, “Between Being Born and Dying,” beckoned viewers at the entrance to “know nothing, forget everything, believe anything.” It could be an indictment of mass media on our culture, or a comment on how life shapes our sense of reality. Now, with “Plenty” at the Guild Hall, Kruger is looking at one of her favorite topics, consumerism, using her blend of text and images from pre-existing sources, to take us on our personal journey of our relationship of buying and selling, having and wanting. “You want it you need it you buy it you forget” Kruger’s text admonishes. This is no Impressionist picnic to sedately stroll through, pausing to politely examine each painting. It’s a potent mix of ideas guaranteed to spark a lot of post-viewing discussions. That’s exactly what Strassfield finds so (continued on next page)



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exciting about Kruger’s work. “I’ve wanted to work with her since I first became Curator of Guild,” Strassfield said, “and I am delighted that the opportunity finally arrived for our schedules to coincide and work together on this amazing exhibition.” Born in Newark, New Jersey, Kruger studied at Syracuse University, the School of Visual Arts, and at Parson’s School of Design in New York with Diane Arbus. After subsequently working in design for a number of Conde Naste Publications, Kruger had her first solo exhibition in 1980. Since then, her work has appeared in numerous galleries and a wide variety of public spaces,including billboards, electronic signboards, bus shelters, even a train station platform in Strasbourg, France. In 2005, Kruger received the “Golden Lion” for Lifetime Achievement at the 51st Venice Biennale. She was honored again in 2007 At South Korea’s first women’s biennial. Currently a professor at University of California at Los Angeles, Kruger teaches and writes as well as continuing to produce her powerful and often poignant works. “I work with pictures and words because they have the ability to determine who we are and who we aren’t,” Kruger has said, offering us the challenge of self discovery. At the Guild Hall, Barbara Kruger’s “Plenty” opens tomorrow, August 14, with a special preview tonight, Friday, August 13 as part of GuildHall’s Summer Gala. Maryland Blue Claw Crabs

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for the next month while we study the problem. Until now, wireless access has been unsecured. No password was required to use it while on the subway. Apparently, this is the problem. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE This week, horses from all over the country arrive at our Westhampton subway terminal out at the airport there to be offloaded from their vans and led down to the tracks for the long, healthy walk underground to the

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By Dan Rattiner Week of August 13-19, 2010 Riders this week: 12.872 Rider miles this week: 140,833 DOWN IN THE TUBE Sarah Jessica Parker was seen sitting on the subway wearing sunglasses and hoping nobody would notice last Tuesday at 2:45 p.m. This was in Amagansett. TO THE SUBWAY PASSENGERS STUCK AT FOXWOODS: HELP IS ON THE WAY A rescue party consisting of six employees of Hampton Subway took the subway on the new spur from Sag Harbor to Foxwoods two days ago to bring the four passengers stranded there back to the Hamptons. Unfortunately, none of the members of the rescue party had the proper paperwork either, and so now there are 10 people stranded at Foxwoods without the proper paperwork. The whole thing is quite frustrating. A month ago, the spur, after two years of underwater construction under Long Island Sound, arrived at New London and then continued on to Foxwoods. The ribbon was cut there three weeks ago. But then it was learned that employees of Foxwoods had filed a protest against the Shinnecock Indians receiving federal recognition. In solidarity with this Long Island tribe, our Commissioner declared that until this matter is dropped, people would only be allowed to go TO Foxwoods. NOBODY would be allowed to come back to Long Island except Long Islanders. Unfortunately, in the translation, this has turned out to mean that ANYBODY going there can’t get back, unless they get passes from the Hampton Subway management which so far have not yet been printed. Thus the problem. For the rescue party and families of Beatrice Kimball, Marilyn Todd, Thomas Todd and Henrietta Todd, who by lottery won the right to be the first Long Island residents to take the subway to Foxwoods, we say hang on, your relatives will be back soon, so help us God. We are getting a new printer. ESCALATORS CONTINUE TO MALFUNCTION AT SOUTHAMPTON Workmen have so far been unable to fix the problem with the escalators at the Southampton Subway Station. The escalators have been stuck in the going-up position for the past two weeks. “Even when we turn the whole thing off,” work foreman Sean O’Reilly said, “they STILL go up. They must be getting the juice from somewhere but so far we can’t find it.” At the present time, only the very athletic can get down to the platform at the Southampton stop. We regret the inconvenience. For the convenience of those riders who do not use the Southampton stop, we will only be opening the subway’s sliding doors for 10 seconds instead of the usual 20 there until we get this fixed. INTERNET SERVICE TO BE SHUT After a woman from Quogue says she had her identity stolen while using her Blackberry on the subway, we have decided to shut down the access

Hampton Horse Show Grounds in Bridgehampton. We’ve been doing this for the past five years and although the horses can only go in groups of five a night because of the dearth of cowboys, we have had problems with this in the past, specifically the loss of the favorite for the Grand Prix last year who finally turned up on the Noyac platform six weeks after the show was over. He did seem well fed and in fine condition nevertheless. We will be keeping a good eye on all the horses this time you may be sure. And at the end of the night (this walk occurs every night after the subway shuts down for maintenance at 2 a.m.), the muckers will be out cleaning up after them. I, on the other hand, will be in Barbados, attending a conference on entertainment, seeing if any of it is applicable to our subway.

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By T.J. Clemente Somehow, most of the whole, worldwide economic mess can be traced back to energy cost. Oil prices spiking seemed to give birth to the housing bubble bursting, thus exposing too many over extended mortgages that lead to all sorts of global disasters. But from the excesses of oil pricing has come the green movement, to get away from the strangulating grip that oil pricing has put on living. The elderly are afraid to put on their heat or air conditioners for fear of huge bills and limited funds. However, now the technology is in place to make the home 100% off the grid and self sufficient. Solar energy systems exist now some in the form of smart looking roof tiles that look attractive as well as collect sunlight, and then turn it into electricity. The stumbling block has been the price, the cost, the upfront layout of cash that, most of the time, nets out at well over $50,000 for a whole home system. That’s where One Block Off the Grid (1BOG) game plan comes in. This will be Long Island’s first attempt to launch a solar group purchasing campaign. Very attractive financing will be available for all those who enter into the plan. IBOG CEO Dave Llorens is planning other big things. His thoughts are that for Long Islanders to go solar, they should take advantage of 1BOG’s biggest group discount: $4.67/DC Watt. 1BOG claims that a Long Island solar panel system will pay for itself in around four years! The pre-negotiated deal includes an option for a no-interest (“same as cash”) loan, which makes it infinitely more possible for Long Island families to consider a solar option. At the moment the group discount ends on September 22, 2010. There are online price quotes available as well as other useful information about tax benefits and strategies to make clean, carbon-footprint free solar electricity. Llorens proclaimed in a company statement, “1BOG is thrilled to bring Long Islanders a smart, new way to go solar. Group purchasing means Long Islanders can spend less time worrying about making sure they’re choosing the right installation company and the right price, and more time taking advantage of the strong local subsidies.” Jared Haines, President of Mercury Solar Systems, believes in the One Block off the Grid game plan. He recently said, “The financials in Long Island are very compelling for residential customers to go solar and together with 1BOG we believe we can accelerate the adoption of this renewable energy source and help New York State achieve its ‘45 by 15’ goal. The combination of our design and install expertise and premium product offering with 1BOG’s support system and online tools allows us to offer Long Islanders the optimal solution to invest in a solar energy system.” In speaking with Supervisor Anna ThroneHolst, I understood her commitment to reducing the Town of Southampton’s carbon footprint as part of her overall plan for Southampton’s

future. New York State Assemblyman Fred Thiele has for year’s championed ways to have the state help finance the initial payout for solar energy conversion with multiple pieces of legislation that, when fuel was at record highs, had traction in the state house but now looks a bit more like heavy lifting. But here is a chance to try something new and bold—or at the very least investigate the cost ratios. With wind options being used in East Hampton and solar heating required for all new heated pools in Southampton the time is coming to think about getting rid of that monthly electrical bill and

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THE REAL FACTS ABOUT THE EAST HAMPTON LIBRARY EXPANSION PLANS The East Hampton Village Zoning Board of Appeals (ZBA) recently denied the Library’s application to expand its facility. The ZBA was careful and thorough in reaching a decision, which fully complied with Village and State law. Its Determination sets forth the relevant facts and legal conclusions and is available at Village Hall and online at this link: The Library is unhappy with this ruling. With just three weeks notice, it scheduled a public vote, which it refers to as a referendum, for Saturday, August 14, 2010. It claims the vote will show public approval to sue the Village of East Hampton to overturn the ZBA decision. In the course of the project review, the Library repeatedly threatened to sue the Village. In fact, it could do so at any time. Public authorization is not necessary. Nonetheless, the library is campaigning to influence the vote, using full page ads placed in the local papers. The ads are misleading and contradicted by the true facts. The first ad inaccurately insinuated that those who raised environmental concerns about the project, were really motivated by ethnic and class prejudice. This claim has no basis whatsoever in the record of the ZBA review, and we vehemently object to the characterization. The ZBA decision was based on a lengthy and careful environmental review. We question the motivation of the Library in distorting that review in such an objectionable and provocative manner. The Library's “win-at- all- costs” campaign betrays its mission of scholarship and civility.

We ask that you impartially consider the following facts. FACT: NO ONE CAN BE EXCLUDED FROM LIBRARY FACILITIES The library must serve everyone in the district. Residency for a library card is easily proved using a utility bill or a student ID. Whether a village addition or a Springs annex were constructed, everyone would continue to have free access to all facilities. The charge of exclusivity defies logic. The real question was whether the large proposal caused environmental impacts to the beautiful library property, located in a residential zone within the Historic District.

FACT: THE APPLICATION WAS NOT PRIMARILY FOR A CHILDREN’S WING 79% of the new building space had nothing to do with children. It included space for larger and more frequent public events. “Of the proposed 6,802 square foot addition, the Children’s Room gained a net increase of only 1,420 square feet.” The library mis-labeled the project to gain support for fundraising and to undermine opponents. Good people want to support children, therefore opponents to a Childrens Library appear to be unreasonable. The real question was whether the facility would cause increased impacts to parking and traffic in a residential district and diminish the historic Osborne Green.

FACT: NECESSARY PARKING WOULD CONSUME ABOUT A HALF ACRE OF PAVING 20,560 square feet of paved parking and driveway would be required. Structures and parking would occupy more than 60% of the site, reducing existing open space. Together, parking plus the footprint of existing and proposed structures exceeded coverage limitations in a residential district. The real question was whether adding so large an addition in a residential district within the Main Street Historic District would diminish this historic property.

FACT: THE ADDITION IS TOO BIG FOR THE SITE The addition would be a 41% increase in building size. Current parking is inadequate. Existing spaces, aisles and driveway do not conform to legal requirements. There is no on-site employee parking. The addition exceeded Health Department septic flow limitations. It included an expansion of an existing lecture hall, which was never reviewed or approved in the first place. Total lot coverage of 29,014 square feet exceeded the permitted limit of 20,236 square feet. The real question was whether the building size, added facilities and parking significantly reduced open space and were too intense for a residential neighborhood.

The library would be better served by reconsidering its expansion plans than suing the Village. The real point is that review of special permit applications has been delegated by law to the ZBA by the citizens of this community. Neighbors serve as board members. This process is how we govern ourselves: The Zoning Board of Appeals is the community’s voice.

We urge residents to read the ZBA decision. Reject an ad campaign based on fear, not facts. Support the rule of law.

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Over The Barrel... with Lenn Thompson

Sometimes, size does matter. At least when it comes to wine–or more specifically wine bottles. Wines age differently in different size bottles, and over the weekend I tasted two samples of the same wine–Lieb Family Cellars 2008 Pinot Blanc ($20). One sample came from a standard 750ml bottle. The other was from a smaller 375ml bottle. Many wine lovers already know that wine in smaller bottles ages more quickly–and there are two main reasons. First, it’s because a larger bottle has a smaller ratio of air to wine, because the air space between the cork and the wine itself is about the same regardless of bottle size. Another main reason is that a smaller bottle is more susceptible to temper-

Size Of Wine Bottle Does Matter

ature changes, which affects the wine too. I knew all of that going into this little experiment, but I wasn’t expecting such a noticeable difference in a wine so relatively young. In the interest of science, it’s also important to mention that the 375s were bottled a few months earlier than the 750s, so there’s that influence as well. I’m basing my official review on the 750ml bottle, because that’s what Lieb uses the most and the size you are most likely to find on local restaurant lists or on wine shop shelves. After the review, I’ll touch on some of the different flavors and aromas between the two samples. Pinot blanc, especially in its youth, can come across as lively but neutral, lacking much character or depth. With Lieb Cellars, that’s rarely the case, and it certainly wasn’t with this 2008, where fresh pear and apple aromas reach up out of the glass and get your attention with a little melon, wild flower and subtle nutty character.

Fresh, snappy acidity lifts Gala apple and more pear flavors on a medium-bodied palate, with nuances of honey and nuts lurking in the background. The finish lingers nicely with a saline note and a squirt of citrus–making it both thirst quenching and appetite whetting. This is a wine that local seafood dreams about at night. So how was the 375ml sample different? For starters, the nose is decidedly nuttier and also showed significantly more honeyed character. The same is true on the palate, which is a bit creamier but still shows good acidity for balance. The fruit flavors are a bit less fresh and less pronounced from the smaller bottle as well, with some dried apricot joining the party too. I’m not sure if they use 1.5L bottles for their pinot blanc, but it would be a lot of fun to add another larger format bottle to this kind of tasting.




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NF Letter By Einstein To FDR Warned Of A-Bombs By David Lion Rattiner In 1939, Albert Einstein wrote a letter to the President of the United States addressing the issue of atomic energy and nuclear chain reactions. The letter states the seriousness of such technology and that it was reasonable to think that a new breed of bomb, capable of destroying an entire port and much of the surrounding area could soon be developed. He also states at the end of the letter that Hitler’s Germany was pursuing the same technology and had stopped the sale of Uranium from Czechoslovakian mines in recent months. It was written in Einstein’s Peconic home on the North Fork. One of the most important letters in American history was written in Peconic. What a different world we would all be living in had Einstein not written this letter. It’s hard to even process in imagination. August 2nd 1939

in an inofficial capacity. His task might comprise the following: a) To approach Government Departments, keep them informed of the further development, and put forward recommendations for Government action, giving particular attention to the problem of securing a supply of uranium ore for the United States; b) To speed up the experimental work, which is at present being carried on within the limits of the budgets of University laboratories, by providing funds, if such funds be required, through his contacts with private per-

sons who are willing to make contributions for this cause, and perhaps also by obtaining the co-operation of industrial laboratories, which have the necessary equipment. I understand that Germany has actually stopped the sale of Uranium from the Czechoslovakian mines which she has taken over. That she should have taken such early action might perhaps be understood on the ground that the son of the German Under-Secretary of State, von Weizsäcker, is attached to the Kaiser-Wilhelm-Institute in Berlin where some of the American work on Uranium is now being repeated. Yours very truly, signature (Albert Einstein)

From: Albert Einstein Old Grove Rd. Peconic, Long Island August 2nd 1939 To: F.D. Roosevelt President of the United States White House Washington, D.C. Sir: Some recent work by E. Fermi and L. Szilard, which has been communicated to me in manuscript, leads me to expect that the element uranium may be turned into a new and important source of energy in the immediate future. Certain aspects of the situation which has arisen seem to call for watchfulness and, if necessary, quick action on the part of the Administration. I believe therefore that it is my duty to bring to your attention the following facts and recommendations: In the course of the last four months it has been made probable–through the work of Joliot in France as well as Fermi and Szilard in America–that it may become possible to set up a nuclear chain reaction in a large mass of Uranium, by which vast amounts of power and large quantities of new Radium-like elements would be generated. Now it appears almost certain that this could be achieved in the immediate future. This new phenomenon would also lead to the construction of bombs, and it is conceivable–though much less certain–that extremely powerful bombs of a new type may thus be constructed. A single bomb of this type, carried by boat and exploded in a port, might very well destroy the whole port together with some of the surrounding territory. However, such bombs might very well prove to be too heavy for transportation by air. The United States has only very poor ores of Uranium in moderate quantities. There is some good ore in Canada and the former Czechoslovakia, while the most important source of Uranium is Belgian Congo. In view of the situation you may think it desirable to have more permanent contact maintained between the Administration and the group of physicists working on chain reactions in America. One possible way of achieving this might be for you to entrust with this task a person who has your confidence and who could perhaps serve


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North Fork Events FRIDAY, AUGUST 13 MOVIE AT THE LIBRARY - Movie â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;An Education,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; 1:30 p.m. at Mattituck-Laurel Library, Mattituck. Coming-of-age story about British girl. Free; all welcome. 631-298-4134. CUSTOM JEWELRY SALE - 8 a.m.-4 p.m. in Eastern Long Island Hospital conference room, Greenport. Sponsored by ELIH Auxiliary. 631-4775196. PIANO CONCERT - â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Music: The Language of Loveâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; piano concert by Judith Alstadter, Friday, Aug. 13, 7 p.m. at Southold Free Library. Works by Chopin, Schumann, Lehar, Rodgers and Hart, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Cole Porter with commentary. Sponsored by Friends of SFL. 631-765-2077. LIVE AT THE VAIL-LEAVITT - The Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Tommy,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; plays Friday and Saturday, Aug. 13 and 14, 8 p.m., and Sunday, Aug. 15, 2 p.m., presented by Management Productions at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead. Rock opera with music and lyrics by Pete Townshend is directed by Colin Palmer of Riverhead. In advance $8; at door $12. 631-745-0124. SATURDAY, AUGUST 14 THE NORTH FORK BOUNTY 2010 - Eastern Long Island Hospital Gala, 3-8 p.m. at home of Luba and Louis Corso on Oregon Road in Cutchogue. Food prepared by North Forkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Top Chefs,â&#x20AC;? cocktails, raw bar, gourmet cuisine using fresh local produce, desserts by Blue Duck Bakery and Buttaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Cakes. Tickets $175; proceeds benefit Emergency Dept. at ELIH. Luxury raffle and auction prizes featuring fine jewelry and vacation opportunities. Raffle tickets $60 or 2/$100. 631-477-5164, WATERFRONT 5K - New Suffolk Waterfront 5K Run/Walk and 1K Kids Run, Saturday, Aug. 14, 9 a.m. at New Suffolk Avenue. Registration 7:30 a.m.

Pre-race yoga session 8:15 a.m.; race begins 9 a.m. sharp, runs through narrow country roads and ends at waterfront. Awards ceremony 10:30 a.m. Bring family beach gear, kayak and picnic for day at beach. Information/registration:, 917-9613014. Co-sponsored by Peconic Land Trust and New Suffolk Waterfront Fund. All proceeds benefit conservation of waterfront. LIVE AT THE VAIL â&#x20AC;&#x201C; See Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s listing. SECOND ANNUAL BIKE WHATâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LEFT TOUR - Hosted by the North Fork Environmental Council. Two routes available: 10 a.m. 25-mile loop for advanced riders, with water stops at Horton Point Lighthouse and Cutchogue Fire Department, and 11 a.m. 10-mile loop for leisurely riders, with water stop at Cutchogue Fire Department. Both begin at Mattituck Train Station. All ages and levels welcome, including groups. Free hamburger and hot dog social follows at Mattituck Florist, Love Lane. Fee $10; members $5. Advance registration required: 631-298-8880, AT THE CUSTER OBSERVATORY - Southold. Poetry readings, sculpture and film installations, performance and drawings celebrate Perseid meteor shower. Organized and curated by Sorine Anderson and Kari Adelaide of Columbia University. Suggested donation $10; members and full-time students $5. Perseid Meteor Shower Party follows 9 p.m.-midnight. Bring blanket or lawn chair. Suggested donation $5; children under 14 $3; members free. 631-7652626.


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SUNDAY, AUGUST 15 EAST END STUDENT FILM FESTIVAL - Fifth annual East End Student Film Festival, 6-8 p.m. at Greenport Movie Theater. EESFP finalists films screened; grand prize $500 awarded. Tickets $10; students free. Post-screening party at Aldoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s immediately follows. Information: 631-477-1226, APPRECIATION PICNIC - Noon-2 p.m. at Indian Island County Park, Riverhead, hosted by Group for the East End for members, volunteers and friends. Lunch, games, raffle and more. Register: 631-7656450, ext. 208, NIGHTSONG SUMMER CONCERT - 6:30 p.m. in Greenportâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mitchell Park. Bring lawn chair or blanket for evening of music and laughs with singer/songwriters Bill Cooper and Bette Kron. All welcome. ONGOING EVENTS SOUP KITCHEN - Community supper, free soup kitchen for those in need, 5:30-6:30 p.m. on Wednesdays at St. Agnes Roman Catholic Church parish hall, located on Sixth Street in Greenport. For more info., call 631-765-2981. REIKI CIRCLES - Reiki Circles Monday Nights at the Grace Episcopal Church on the last Monday of every month. Meetings are held at the Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more info., contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072. SKATEBOARDING - Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. For hours and other info., call 631-477-2385. INDIAN MUSEUM - In Southold, open 1:30 p.m.4:30 p.m. on Sundays. For more info., call 631-7655577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY - Weather permitting, Custer staff will be on site to assist visitors in observing the night sky and in using their telescopes. Open from sunset until midnight in Southold. For more info., call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION - Buddhist meditations, 7 p.m. on Monday evenings at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. For more info., call 631949-1377.


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DRAGONFLY DAY FOR FAMILIES - 1-4 p.m. at Skipper Horton Wentworth Park, Greenport. Rain date Sunday, Aug. 15. Learn about dragonfly behavior, feeding habits and life cycle from specialist Annette DeGiovine-Oliveira. Activities include kite-flying, storytelling and art; refreshments and face painting available for purchase. Fee $5 or $20/family. Family fee includes 1-year NFAS membership. 917-623-5373. SALE AT THE CHURCH - 9 a.m.3 p.m. at First Universalist Church, Southold. Loads of craft supplies, household items, jewelry, collectibles and more. Rain or shine. No early birds please. 631-765-3494. ANTIQUE SHOW - Twenty-eighth annual Mattituck-Laurel Historical Society Antique Show, Saturday, Aug. 14, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. in gymnasium at Mattituck High School. Admission $5. 631-298-0020.

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House Home guide Gettin’ Your Grill On By Allyson Zacharoff Cookouts are a long-standing Hamptons tradition. If you are willing to brave the heat, chances are that you use your grill at least once a week. If the grill you’ve been using all summer isn’t measuring up or is wearing out–then you’re in the market for a new grill. There are many choices available to you. We’ve compiled ten of the options that you can find, either in stores on the East End or online. There is something for everyone’s budget, ranging from high-end to disposable. Have a delicious cookout this weekend! Prices may vary from those printed, please check with supplier for exact cost. DCS Liberty 36” Natural Gas Grill Island Package – $16,353.00 For those looking for an eye-catching backyard splurge, this huge stainless steel grill will fit the bill. In addition to the 36” grill, this gargantuan appliance includes a double side burner and griddle unit, double refrigerated drawers, and numerous storage drawers. The best part is the digital touchpad controls and LED display, which includes a Sabbath mode. Definitely a show-stopper. Available for this price on Electri-Chef 48” Closed Base Dual Control Electric Grill – $7,500.00 This electric grill presents a unique alternative to the more widely-respected gas grills. Advertised as being great for spaces where open flames are not advisable, this model and price is available at Viking Professional Series Grill – $3451.99 Previously a favorite brand of Loaves & Fishes in Bridgehampton, the Viking line is at the high end of the spectrum. A quick visit to will show you just how high-end they are: many models have custom options, such as brass accents. Gerrit Van Kempen said that Loaves & Fishes’ decision to stop selling them a year and a half ago was not based on the product or its quality, and that they were “great products” that sold at the store for somewhere around $2,000. The grill has a 53” range and two storage drawers. This price is available at American Outdoor Grill 36” Propane Gas Grill – $2,495.70 Available on, this stainless steel grill features a rotisserie and a side burner. It also has a warming rack. The grill has three burners and ships for free. Weber Genesis S/310 - $949.00 The most popular grill sold at Thayer’s Hardware Store in Bridgehampton, according to Lorena Arias, this Weber grill is only one of around 20 types of grill sold at Thayer’s. The stainless steel will prove both functional and attractively sleek, and the hidden storage space for the gas tank is always a plus. A review on praises this as “one of the best gas grills on the market for its price.” OCI Grills Table Top Portable Grill – $680.00 A better quality portable grill option, this product is available at for

this price, with free shipping. It features a stainless steel look, and comes with a canvas bag for easy transport. Weber Gas Grills Q Series 320 – $359.00 This Weber model has two stainless steel gas

burners and features removable folding work tables. It sells at for the listed price. Weber Portable Gas Grill – $139.98 The famed Weber line has a range of sizes, and this small cooker may be just right for you and your family. It is small enough to fit on a counter or ledge, but still runs on gas. There are several Weber grills in this size and price range available online. Kmart in Bridgehampton Commons has one version for this price. Weber 18.5” Black On Touch Gold – $129.70 For those looking for a more traditional, stand-up, affordable Weber, this grill is certainly an option. Available at Thayer’s Hardware Store in Bridgehampton for this price, you are sure to get Weber quality at a discount. EZ Grill 2531 Portable Disposable Barbeque, Party Size – $8.99 If you are looking for the most affordable way to get your grilling started this summer, look no further than these disposable grills, listed on for this price. It is 19x12x3 inches. Featuring “100% natural charcoal” and easy cleanup, what more could you ask for?

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Strange Ways To Groom Your Pet

Photos of dogs who have been groomed to look like other animals for professional competition. By Jenna Robbins This is one of those times when the photo should come first, because as the old expression goes, “A picture is worth a thousand words.” Take your time, take a good, long look. I found myself staring at this photo as though something was going to either move or change and I didn’t want to miss it. By now, I guess you realize that this is a standard Poodle. The grooming shows incredible talent, so credit where credit due. Groomed by Lori Craig and shot at Groom Expo 2009 in Pennsylvania, it won 1st Place and Peoples Choice Award. When I started planning to tell you about this new craze, I decided I would not offer my opinion, but rather present it to you and give you something to Twitter, Facebook or share over Starbucks with your dog friends. But I do have an opinion, as always, and think that we need to put this into the right perspective. The grooming shown in the photo is done by a professional for professional competition. It’s not much different than the dog shows everyone loves and watches religiously. Those dogs go through hours of training and

grooming, traveling, handling, examining and required competition. What is most important is that the dogs are well cared for and handled with love and kindness and the colorings that are used are safe and non-toxic. You have to ask yourself, are these dogs actually getting more attention from the people who love them than the average family canine companion? Maybe so. It seems that Americans started by simply coloring their poodles, maltese, bishons and the like, in shades of pink, purple or blue at grooming salons. It can also be done with food coloring. But PLEASE–DO NOT make this a boring summer afternoon activity for the kids. Take a really close look…look familiar? Yes, that is a Golden Retreiver. I bet he gets a tremendous amount of attention and loves every minute of it. So how do they do this? From what I can put together, the dogs arrive at the competition with the coloring in place, but a lot of the grooming is done at the event. Some of the dyes or hair coloring products are blown though a strawlike tube (Blo Pens) onto the dogs hair. This gives the pro-

fessional groomer control over the desired patterns. Sidewalk chalk is another product used that gives better control over the color patterns. Food coloring, Kool Aid, Easter egg coloring, Manic Panic, Punky Color, Wilton’s Cake Dyes, seem to be what most people use to change the color of their dogs coat. Non-toxic crayola washable markers and Blo Pens are used on short coated dogs to look like tattoos. Mail order companies like Pet-Edge sell hair Top Performance Hair Dye Gels that are completely non-toxic and semi-permanent. They are relative inexpensive as well. I have NO PERSONAL EXPERIENCE with any other these products. As well I have never had any of my dogs professional colored. Please use the utmost caution before applying any of the colorings. Read the labels. Make sure they are non toxic. Products used on human may not be safe for your dog. Do not use them near your dogs eyes. Test a small area on your dogs skin much the way you would if you were dying your own hair for the first time. Consult your veterinarian and your groomer.

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Sing Out Louise, and Mom Too By Judy S. Klinghoffer You need something to do with your little one this summer, and that Music Together class for kids zero to four years old looks good, except for one thing, you know you’re going to be asked to sing along, and let’s face it, you are not a sing-along mom. Well, neither am I and I’m teaching this class. When I had my first child, I never dreamed that I would be required to be, from time to time, a sing-along mom. Yes, along with diaper changing and burping, I would be asked to leap extrovertedly into the middle of a group of strangers and join them loudly in song and enthusiastic gesturing. This is not my idea of a good time. My first parent singalong experience came at a one-year old birthday party when a small army of barely toddling babies and their moms gamely gathered for “The Chicken Dance,” belting out the stirring lyrics, and flapping away with confidence. My daughter looked to me as I hovered at the edge of the group. The birthday mom was ushering me to join in. The pressure was on. Mommy politics clearly stated that if I did not give my all to “The Chicken Dance” right then, there would be retribution when my turn in the birthday mom hot seat came. Of course, I wanted to set a good example for my child, too. I caved. I flapped and sang and continued to do so at all the birthday parties and subsequent mandatory singalong moments, despite feeling unbelievably uncomfortable. If you are like me and are not a sing-along mom, I’d like to make your music together time a little more enjoyable and relaxed. First, remember that your child thinks you are magnificent singer. The sound of your voice makes the sun rise. Your voice is the auditory equivalent of hot fudge over Haagen Daz. If you are tone deaf, your child doesn’t know and wouldn’t care. Neither do the other mommies. They’re all much too busy wondering if their little darling just pooped his Pampers, or if they can get home before he falls asleep in the car, thereby wasting valuable naptime. As for your music together teacher, we think you’re a goddess for choosing to be here with us, making music a valued commodity in your child’s life. We are moms, grandmoms, and former children ourselves. We’re happy to see you whether you sing loudly or quietly, harmonize like you’re an escaped cast member of “Glee,” or never hit a single right note. Maybe you’re alright with your singing, it’s the repertoire that gives you pause. If you feel a little silly singing “See the pony galloping,” and neighing along at the appropriate cue, think of it this way–the songs are simple so that they can be mastered quickly by that budding Mozart in your lap, and animal sounds are always a hit. Also, the songs are usually built around a particular concept–learning a rhythm or a tonal pattern. One lesson per song is more than enough to deal with. Simple songs aren’t simplistic, they’re a starting point. Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony is built around a very simple idea, a descending minor third in a rhythmic pattern. That was his starting point. Who knows what your child could do with a descending minor third? Last of all, perhaps you’re just not sure what to

do and when to do it. Are we stamping our feet or waving our hands? Repeating something or listening attentively? To this, I can only say, do we really need to stress this much over this? If you make a mistake, your child will still adore you, the other mommies will be relieved that you are as wonderfully imperfect and human as they are and your Music Together teachers will still respect you in the morning. After all this you may still just have to face the fact that you are not a sing-along mom. You, like me, are an introvert. It’s your nature, don’t fight it.

We can all feel a little shy together. The best antidote is just to focus on your child and the other little ones. They all respond to the music in their own unique ways. Some babies vocalize, others wriggle and bounce, and some listen with an almost adult air of absorption. They’re all pretty amazing, and so are you for challenging your inner shy person in order to share the joy of music with your child and with us. And just for the record, we would never ask you to do “The Chicken Dance.” Ever. To register:

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Kid’s Calendar Contact organizations, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration. AMG-Amagansett; BRDG-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; SGH-Sag Harbor; SHSouthampton; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach LOOKING AHEAD KNICKS BASKETBALL CAMP – 9 a.m.-3, Weds.-Fri. Aug. 25-27, sign up early, join current & former Knicks stars. Participants receive 1 ticket to a 2010 Knicks game (date TBA), 1 open ticket for a 2010 Liberty WNBA game, & a Knicks camp uniform, incl. reversible mesh jersey & shorts. $400 for three days, $10 each day for lunch or bring your own. Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., EH. 907-5555. THURSDAY, AUGUST 12 SURF CRAFT – Thurs.-Sun., ages 4-10, drop-off art program, with theme, arts & crafts, socialization & snack, location varies (MTK Yacht Club, Surf Lodge, Navy Beach, Soléé East & Inn at Quogue). 516-263-9779, MATCHBOX CAR PLAYTIME – 4 p.m., ages 3- 9. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., SGH. 725-0049, TEEN ZUMBA – 4:30 p.m., ages 11 & up, Latin dancing & aerobics. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, RADICAL READS & REFRESHMENTS – 5 p.m., ages 12 & up, discuss The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins; pizza served. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., SGH. 7250049, ART ON A SUMMER EVENING – 5 p.m., ages 4-7, prehistoric cave painting; 6:30-7:30 p.m., ages 8-11, African Tribal Headdresses and Masks. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, TEEN YOGA – 6 p.m., ages 13-19, Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Q. 653-4224, SATURDAY, AUGUST 14 SING ALONG – 10:30 a.m., birth to 4 years, “Bath Songs.” Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 2876539, DOLLS & DRESS-UP TEA PARTY – 11 a.m., ages 2-6. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., SGH. 725-0049, WATERY SNACKS – 2 p.m., ages 5 & up, make creative snacks. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BRDG. 537-0015, PLANETARIUM SHOW – 7 p.m., all ages, summer skies and Native American constellations. Ross School Center for Well Being, 18 Goodfriend Dr., EH. 631-907-5555. SUNDAY, AUGUST 15 WADING ADVENTURE – 10 a.m., learn about snails, crabs and other marine creatures in the shallow waters of the bay in EH. South Fork Natural History Museum & Nature Center. 537-9735, MONDAY, AUGUST 16 FREE IMMUNIZATION PROGRAM – 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m., birth-18 years, for those without health insurance, provided by the Suffolk County Dept. of Health. Bring shot records. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, LEARN CHESS – 4 or 5 p.m., ages 6-11, all levels welcome. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, TUESDAY, AUGUST 17 TINY TOTS CRAFTS – 10:15 or 11:15 a.m., 18-35 months, picnic collage. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, TEA WITH “T” – 10:30 a.m.-11, ages 4 & up, tea, stories, shortbread & berries. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BRDG. 537-0015, FISH TALES STORYTIME & CRAFT – 11 a.m., ages 48, story & sea-themed craft. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St. 653-4224. CANDYLAND CREATIONS – 2 p.m., ages 9-12, create three-dimensional edible art based on the board game. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St. $4 material fee. 653-4224. ART & CAMERA CLUB – 5 p.m., ages 11 & up, using multiple mediums. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 18 KID CRAFT – 10:30 a.m., noon, 1:30 p.m. or 3 p.m., ages 3-11, wind socks. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, KIDFEST WORKSHOPS – 3:30 p.m., ages 5 & up, must be accompanied by caretaker. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., SH. $10. 324-4050, HANSEL AND GRETEL – 5 p.m., marionette theater,

part of Guild Hall’s ongoing KidFEST. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., SH. Adults $15/$13 members, under 18 $12/$10 members. 324-4050, GAME ON – 5:30 p.m., ages 11 & up, Nintendo Wii & Xbox 360. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, THURSDAY, AUGUST 19 LEGO MANIA – 3:30 p.m.-4:30, ages 4 & up, Lego playtime. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BRDG. 537-0015, TEEN ZUMBA – 4:30 p.m., ages 11 & up, Latin dancing & aerobics. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, KIDS MOVIES – 4-6 p.m., Hamptons International Film Festival presents an Anthology of Short Children’s Films. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Free. 324-4050, TEEN YOGA – 6 p.m., ages 13-19, Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Q. 653-4224, FRIDAY, AUGUST 20 MOVIE & MUNCHIES – 4 p.m., ages 11 & up, “Glee” marathon. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, ONGOING Call or visit website for times. Registration may be required. ART CLASSES – Classes for K-12. L’atelier 5 Art Studio, 1391 North Sea Rd., SH. 259-3898, ART CLASSES AT PARRISH – Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. 283-2118, ART OF LIFE CHILDREN’S CLASSES – 10 a.m.-12 every Tues., Thurs. & Fri; 12 p.m.-2 every Sun. Amy’s Ark Studio & Farm, 10 Hollow Ln., WH. 288-3587. BLACKSMITH DEMO – 10 a.m.-2, Saturdays, James DeMartis demonstrates ironwork at the BRDG Historical Society’s Wheelwright Shop. BRDG Historical Society, 2368 MTK Hwy., BRDG. 537-1088, DRIP PAINTING – 10 a.m.-11:30. Thurs., Fri., & Saturdays, all ages, guided tour & hands-on drip painting. Jackson Pollock House, 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., EH. $25. 329-2811 about Thurs. & Fri., 917-502-0790 about Sat. MAGIC: THE GATHERING TOURNAMENT – 3 p.m., Fridays, age 9 & up, bring your deck & play w/ others. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., SGH. 725-0049, MILLING DEMO – 11:30 a.m., every Mon., hands-on milling demo. Grist Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Rd., WM. 7264526, MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – Mon., Thurs., & Fri. mornings, various locations, newborns-5 & caregivers, early childhood music & movement program w/ singing, dancing, instrument play & movement. 764-4180, PUPPET SHOWS, TOT ART & PRESCHOOL YOGA – Call for times. Goat on a Boat, Rte. 114 & East Union St., SGH. 725-4193, STORYTIMES For infants-toddlers. Call or visit website for times, registration may be required. AMG FREE LIBRARY – 215 Main St., AMG. 267-3810. HAMPTON LIBRARY – 2478 Main St., BRDG. 5370015, JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY – 201 Main St., SGH. 7250049, MTK LIBRARY – 871 MTK Hwy., MTK. 324-4947, ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY – 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 287-6539, MUSEUMS CMEE – Children’s Museum of the East End. Interactive exhibits, arts & science-based programs, workshops, special events. 376 Bridge/Sag Tpk., BRDG. $7. 537-8250, c. SOUTH FORK NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM –10 a.m.-4, 7 days/week, year-round. 377 Bridge/Sag Tpk., BRDG. 537-9735, Please send all event listings for the kids calendar to by Friday at noon.

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Right to Play By Kim Palmer Children and adults alike are invited to come out and play this Saturday, August 14, at Right to Play Day. Join in on festivities, play stations and an adultsonly after party, beginning at 3 p.m. on the lawn of the Breakwater Yacht Club in Sag Harbor. At Right to Play Day, children can participate in four play stations led by worldclass Right to Play Athlete Ambassadors, including professional boxer and visual artist Vanessa Chakour, Olympic silver-medalist fencers Jason Rogers and Tim Morehouse and threetime member and captain of the first Jamaican Olympic Bobsled team Devon Harris, who will also be signing his children’s book, Yes I Can!, available for sale. (Harris was featured in the movie Cool Runnings.) Join Sag Harbor’s own Alexa Ray Joel, who will also perform, at the music station for songs inspired by Right to Play participants, accompanied by African drumming. Or head to the art station for free face painting and African tribal art printing. All of the play stations will feature games played by children in visited countries, like Ghana, Lebanon, Peru and Pakistan. After the children’s festivities, it’s the adults turn to play in the adults-only reception at Urban Zen. An art exhibit featuring works by Sag Harbor local Bettina Stelle and her visit to Right to Play’s program in Ghana will be on display. Two works will also be auctioned by photographer and philanthropist Elizabeth Jordan. The event will take place in celebration of Right to Play and Donna Karan’s Urban Zen Foundation, and all proceeds will benefit the organizations. The Right to Play organization utilizes “sport and play programs to improve health, develop life skills and foster peace for children and communities in the most disadvantaged areas of the world.” The organization trains community leaders (“coaches”) and sends them to one of various programs in 21 countries affected by war, poverty and disease, spanning from Africa, to Asia, to the Middle East and South America. Donna Karan’s Urban Zen Foundation works to “raise awareness and inspire change in the areas of well-being, preserving cultures and empowering children,” through forums and partnerships with existing organizations. Right to Play Day will be held on August 14 from 3 to 5 p.m. for children (recommended for ages 6 to 12; adult supervision required) on the lawn in front of Breakwater Yacht Club, 51 Bay St., Sag Harbor, followed by the adult-only reception from 6 to 8 p.m. at Urban Zen, 4 Bay St., Sag Harbor (across from Marine Park). Admission to the event is free and includes complimentary refreshments. Additional information on the organizations available at and For information on the event, e-mail

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The Tango Between Dance and Polo By Judy S. Klinghoffer My limited knowledge of polo is as follows—it’s a line of sportswear by Ralph Lauren, a subcompact Volkswagen not available in the U.S., and a team sport that looks a lot like hockey on horseback. So, why am I suddenly Wiki-Googling polo history, rules and regulations like I actually know a chukker from a bowl of chili? Because one day, an Argentinian polo player walked into the Southampton Arthur Murray Dance Studio and decided to take lessons. He needed a dance partner. I go to the same studio. And that’s how I met Hugo. Hugo Tagliaferro has been playing for the Southampton Hunt and Polo Club for the past 13 years. He’s been playing polo since he was 19 years old, and got his start training polo ponies. A lifelong interest in dancing, followed by a quick internet search, led him to the

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Fish Are Jumpin’ By Eugenia Bartell “What’s happenin’?” asks Paul as the surfcasters from all over Long Island and the Northeast roll into Montauk, with their rods and coolers, announcing they are here to fish their favorite Montauk spots. Montauk is on fire with surfcasters on the beaches and the rocks and anglers inshore, fishing from the boats, as well as big game hunters aboard the charter boats. Paulie’s Tackle Shop is crowded, as many of the Montauk hot spots are, and it’s where celebrities are often sighted. Jon Bon Jovi is fishing with his two sons, Jessie and Jacob, this week, aboard Capt. Joe McBride’s My Mate, limited out on bass up to 25 lbs. Co-Capt. Mark Marose reports bottom fishing for porgies and bass was instant, non-stop action. “The porgs,” he says, “are porgzillas!” Mid-week saw the sardines being smashed by the bass up to 30” right on the sandy beach down from Paulie’s. No blues; plenty of bass. There are several tournaments coming up. One was held last weekend at Star Island. There is no other yacht club and marina that offers more than Star Island Yacht Club and Marina. Their 18th Annual Mako/Thresher Mania Tournament drew enthusiastic fans, 51 boats and 300 anglers. Heaviest mako, 110 lbs; heaviest thresher 154 lbs.


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Arts & Entertainment Itzhak Perlman at Old Whalers By Stacy Dermont This evening, Friday August 13, you can experience a modern master in one of the Hamptonsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; most beautiful settings. World famous conductor and violinist Itzhak Perlman leads a group of his accomplished students in The Perlman Music Programâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tutti Suonare Chamber Music Concert in the sanctuary of Sag Harborâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Old Whalersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Church (OWC) at 44 Union Street. Tickets to this popular, annual concert, which begins at 7:00 p.m., run from $35 up to $100 for â&#x20AC;&#x153;VIPâ&#x20AC;? seating. Perlman and players at a benefit concert last summer. The Perlman Music Programâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;sumat Old Whalersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; visit The mer campersâ&#x20AC;? perform regularly in the Hamptons. musical offerings have been wide ranging; plans are Tomorrow, Saturday, August 14 they perform this in the works toward what may be called same concert at 8 p.m. in East Hamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Jewish â&#x20AC;&#x153;Organpalooza,â&#x20AC;? a concert by area organists perCenter of the Hamptons on Woods Lane. Tickets to formed on OWCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tracker organ, the oldest organ in this performance range from $50 to $200. use on Long Island. The Old Whalersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Church provides an unusual, This year, the Perlman Music Program (PMP) is ideal setting. A wooden structure with high, coffered celebrating â&#x20AC;&#x153;15 years of Tobyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dream.â&#x20AC;? Toby Perlman ceilings, Old Whalersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; possesses excellent acoustics is Itzhak Perlmanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wife. She herself was once a for live music. â&#x20AC;&#x153;An open door since 1844,â&#x20AC;? this grand young violinist, and now helps run the Perlman old church provides the setting for cultural events Music Program and cares for â&#x20AC;&#x153;our kids,â&#x20AC;? Itzhakâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s stuand community programming throughout the year. dents. In the words of Toby Perlman, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Our students Other world-class performers who have performed come to us from all over the world. They lead compliat Old Whalersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Church include Julie Andrews, Pete cated lives shouldering both musical and academic Seeger and Hal McKusick. For events and programs


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Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss

Bill King at Pamela Williams Gallery This critic can’t remember when a However, there are times when show by Bill King was ever given a there is no ambiguity. Consider the title, but the current one at Pamela “Italians,” where a woman is punchWilliams’ Gallery is an exception. ing a man in the face. It’s King’s way Called “Etruscan Days,” the series of grabbing our attention just when signifies a sense of spontaneity assowe thought we knew what to expect. ciated with Etruscan culture. This Simply put, King’s figures enact a free-flowing style offsets Greek and drama of human relationships made Roman sculpture where classic forpossible by the fine articulation of mality is the norm. body parts, as previously mentioned. The Etruscan characterization fits Particularly theatrical are the facial Bill King’s works to perfection: often features made possible by King’s use whimsical, his figures are both speof wax when making the models. cific and universal, conveying (Bronze is then poured into the impulse and energy. Of course, King model, and the wax melts out.) goes to lots of trouble evoking such The figures’ clothing is another effortless effects. It’s what sets him dramatic touch suggesting texture and his work apart; it’s what makes and patterns in many cases. There him special. are times when the apparel may King’s attention to non-verbal indicate the figure’s identity. In qualities helps explain his extraordi“Bonjour,” a man takes off his top Work from Bill King’s Show at the Pamela Williams Gallery. nary talent. Arm and leg gestures are hat, perhaps signifying affluence. In articulated with craftsmanship and other pieces, the female’s clothes, parand seemingly in authority. Yet the woman’s arms are panache; facial expressions are not only arresting but ticularly, conveys a working class status. resting on his shoulders. Is she trying to stop him from also mesmerizing; postures are precise, yet appear All in all, King’s small sculptures communicate intigetting any closer? Is she embracing him? The title, natural. Even eye contact (or lack of it) is meaningful. macy, drawing the viewer into the subtle drama. On “Hansel and Gretel,” suggests a brother-sister relaIn this exhibit, the non-verbal aspect of clothing is the other hand, King’s one big piece is a huge abstract tionship, but perhaps that’s too obvious. Either way, also salient, suggesting who these figures are and bicycle standing in the middle of the gallery. It posit’s an intriguing narrative being played out. what their relationship is to each other. sesses power and strength. But it also tells a dramatConversely, the man and woman are disconnected in It’s interesting to see how these elements play a ic story we must figure out. “Mama’s Boy.” Although the male is holding the part in King’s various pieces. Consider, for example, female, she has her back to him. Both are looking at his “Hansel and Gretel” series where a man and William King’s exhibit “Etruscan Days” on view at something in the near distance. But again, their posiwoman are interacting. The male figure is leaning Amagansett’s Pamela Williams Gallery until August tioning is ambiguous. Is he holding her back or are over the female; he is in a power position, being taller 30. they going forward together?



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Honoring the Artist: Walter Bernard Walter Bernard, this week’s cover artist, has art directed and/or designed many of this country’s outstanding publications, including Time, New York Magazine and The Washington Post. In the Hamptons, we also know him as the annual creator of Dan’s Papers’ cover for the Artists and Writers Game. What we don’t generally recognize is that Bernard is not only a graphic artist and illustrator, but a fine arts painter as well who, since 1975, meets weekly with a group of kindred spirits. But Bernard doesn’t just paint from models at these gatherings; he also visits local landscapes like Sagaponack and Sag Harbor in addition to Vermont and upstate New York. Such diversity of subjects, perspectives and media is now available to savor in an exhibit at Sag Harbor’s Delaney Cooke Gallery. A visit with Bernard and gallery owner Mary Delaney on a recent sunny afternoon revealed this diversity and more surprises. One was a video produced by Bernard about former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor. While the taping took place in 2007 and was aired on HBO, it still keeps us interested as we watch artists paint portraits of O’Connor. Bernard’s work is in the show, celebrat-

ing a warm, unpretentious person. Nearby on the wall is another particularly unpretentious image: Bernard’s father, who was a carpenter. Bernard positions him on the roof of a building surrounded by a church steeple in the background. The irony evoked by O’Connor and this master carpenter is not lost; we can imagine that Bernard respected his parent, putting him on a pedestal, as much as he does O’Connor. (Or more so.) The exhibit also includes Bernard’s portraits from his weekly meetings with other artists. Here, various female figures are often sitting in a chair, each of their faces turned away from the viewer. We wonder if there’s a special reason why the women are looking away and/or to the side. (Were they directed to do so by Bernard or was that a natural pose for them to take?) The pastel medium is particularly effective, conveying a subtle flow and rhythm. Bernard’s work of painting buddy David Levine, who is looking down at the floor, is potent and moving, yet we can’t explain why. Is it the emotional attachment that Bernard brings forth? All these portraits are obviously devoid of scenery or context, making them especially inter-

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Kenyan Designer at c/o Maidstone Here’s a way to give back and preserve the environment this Monday and Tuesday: go shopping in East Hampton for gorgeous things. In her first-ever Hamptons Trunk Show, Kenyabased designer Anna Trzebinski will give East Enders the rare opportunity to shop her handmade collection, featuring handbags of exotic leathers with cow horn finishes, native African peacock and ostrich feathered shawls, hand-beaded sandals and other statement-making pieces. Each work draws inspiration from the rich colors and raw materials of her native Africa and invokes the feeling of rare travelers’ finds. Sales from this event, Kenya Couture for a Sustainable Future, benefit the environmental non-profit organizations The Group for the East End and the Africa Foundation. Handcrafted by tribal women in Kenya, this international collection holds conservation at its core, sustaining handmade fashion in an geographic area that remains untouched by mass production and global manufacturing. Anna Trzebinski trunk show benefit, Monday and Tuesday, August 16 and 17, from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. at c/o The Maidstone Hotel, 207 Main Street, East Hampton. Info: visit



By Kim Palmer This weekend, Temple Adas Israel will present Samuel Slipp, MD. The psychoanalytic scholar and neurological researcher will speak on his new book, The Quest for Power: Religion and Politics. The book focuses on the idea that “religion is a motivating force that has been used politically for power or freedom.” He argues against claims that religion is to blame for violence and asserts that it is a fuel for political freedom, citing Gandhi, Mandella and Tutu. He will talk in depth about these issues and his views and read a few chapters from his book. Slipp will speak at Temple Adas Israel on Elizabeth St. and Atlantic Ave. in Sag Harbor on Sunday, August 15, at 11 a.m. For more information, call 631-725-0904 or visit

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Review: Hello, Dolly! at Gateway rebels from a life of serfdom and falls in love with Irene Molloy (Eileen Ward) the charming owner of a millinery shop. These partnerships and their vicissitudes add a lot to the show and all four of these young artists really make their mark with excellent singing and dancing. Speaking of singing and dancing, this show is Jerry Herman at the top of his game. There are wonderful and memorable songs throughout ranging from the great production numbers, “Put on Your Sunday Clothes” and “Elegance” to the touching “It Only Takes a Moment” and of course the title song, which, when Louis Armstrong recorded it, toppled the By Roy Bradbrook When Jerry Herman wrote Hello, Dolly!, he wanted Ethel Merman or Mary Martin for the title role. But as it turned out, Carol Channing became the first to portray Mrs. Dolly Gallagher Levi. This much larger-than-life, self-proclaimed “meddler” widow, at the drop of her invariably beautiful hat, will produce from her capacious handbag a business card showing her availability and expertise in solving any problems. From finding an appropriate marriage partner to dance lessons to getting people out of jail, say “Hello” to Dolly. Since the show debuted on Broadway in 1964, Dolly Levi has become one of the truly iconic and most demanding musical roles, often played by stars who are themselves larger-than-life. In addition to Carol Channing and Barbra Streisand, Mary Martin and Ethel Merman have all become formidable Dolly Levis. Gateway productions, like many companies, have to function with no more than two weeks of rehearsal. For this show they also had to cope with being “Dollyless” until the week before opening night, because of circumstances outside their control. A born trouper, Leslie Alexander stepped into the breach and performed the role with wonderful style and timing. The opening night audience, though they did not know this part of the story, gave her and a wonderful supporting cast a great standing ovation. Dolly is on stage for the vast majority of the show and in addition to a wide range of songs, including of course the rousing title song; she has to learn a lot of lines. Alone on stage and facing the audience, Dolly has several soliloquies about life and love as she talks to her dead husband and asks for a sign that he agrees with her decision to make a match for herself with the wealthy shopkeeper, Horace Vandergelder. Horace is played expertly by another Broadway veteran, Steve Brady as a great foil to Dolly and her machinations. Going back to the characterization of Dolly; Leslie Alexander wisely does not set out to imitate Carol Channing but delivers a softer, less “in your face” Dolly. Full marks to a consummate professional in taking this great challenge and doing so well. Dolly works hard to persuade Horace that she really is the one for him and that he should allow his weepy niece Ermengarde (Danielle Carlacchi) to wed the struggling artist Ambrose (Wade Elkins). Horace’s chief clerk, Cornelius (Matthew Crowle)

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Goat Songs This Tuesday, August 17, the Childrens’ Museum of the East End (CMEE) welcomes a local favorite to their Twirligig Tuesdays Picnic & Performance Series. At 6 p.m. Liz Joyce, a.k.a. “Liz Joyce & A Couple of Puppets,” performs “Songs from the Goat,” a musical showcase of her original songs, featuring a full band. Joyce is the founder of The Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre (GOAB) in Sag Harbor, one of only about 50 independent puppet theatres in America. Joyce will be joined on stage by musicians Suzi Shelton, Albert Elias and Abby Levin at CMEE, not puppets, as she performs songs from her childrens’ cd Songs from the Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre. Joyce sings, writes most of her lyrics and plays the banjo. Joyce has parlayed her degree in Education and her many talents into a respected career in the arts, frequently traveling across the country to perform her original puppet shows. Joyce has served as Regional Director for the Puppeteers of America and President of the Puppetry Guild of Greater New York. In 2000, Joyce’s puppet operetta Sing a Song of Sixpence was awarded an UNIMA Citation, the highest award in American puppetry. Joyce’s latest puppet show, The Polluting Pirates, debuted last week at GOAB. The show was a huge hit with its first audiences and it has been booked for performances in New York. This all-new show costars Abby Levin in her puppeteering debut. Bring a picnic, family and friends, and join “Goat fans” of all ages outside in the CMEE Amphitheater this Tuesday. Liz Joyce’s “Songs from the Goat” Concert, Tuesday, August 17, 6 p.m. (rain date Wednesday 6 p.m.) at CMEE, 376 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. Admission CMEE Members $15, Non-Members $17, At the door $20. Call 631-537-8250 for rain date information the day of the performance.

Art Book Launch: House Stories Next Friday, August 20, 2010, during the weekly Hayground Farmers Market on Mitchells Lane in Bridgehampton (3-6:30 p.m.), Amelia GarretsonPersans will launch her latest art book project, House Stories. House Stories has been in the making for almost two years and is composed of drawings, stories, and essays that explore the themes of home and shelter, family, and secrets. The drawings in the book were created from mixed media, including ink, watercolor, and recycled paper and are based on family photographs Garretson-Persans’s parents took before she was born and when she was very small. Throughout the book, she interprets the stories and memories passed onto her from her family through her own lens of memories and experiences. By using her faulty memory a filter for the memories of others, she hopes to portray memory as something living and shifting, beautiful and significant in its unreliability. Garretson-Persans couldn’t imagine a better location than the Hayground Farmers Market for the launch, where she has been offering fresh baked goods throughout the summer season as Harbor Small Batch. When Garretson-Persans approached market managers Michael Denslow and Emily Herrick about hosting the launch, they generously responded that, “We always like to support struggling artists, especially those who are also bakers!” The event will feature live music, local wine, homemade cupcakes (from Harbor Small Batch), original drawings from the book on display, and hand screen-printed limited edition covers. An illustration from Amelia Garretson-Persans current art book project.

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Art Openings & Galleries AMG-Amagansett; BRDG-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; EP-Eastport; GP-Greenport; HB-Hampton Bays; JP-Jamesport; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; NO-Noyac; PC-Peconic; Q-Quogue; RB-Remsenberg; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGKSagaponack; SH-Southampton; SHD-Southold; SIShelter Island; SPG-Springs; WM-Water Mill; WHWesthampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WSWainscott OPENINGS AND EVENTS BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL – 5-7 p.m., Aug. 14, “East End Artists: Jim, Jana, & Dylan Hayden,” on view through Aug. 27. The Archives Building, 2539-A Montauk Hwy. 631-537-1088. ANN MADONIA ANTIQUES – 5:30-7:30 p.m., “Southampton Landscape,” by Dana Hyde, on view through Aug. 20. 36 Jobs Ln., SH. 631-283-1878. KARYN MANNIX CONTEMPORARY – 6-8 p.m., Aug. 14, featuring Sally Breen and Athos Zacharias, along with J. Steven Manolis, Jim Hayden, Jana Hayden and others. 36 Hampton Rd., SH. 631-377-3235. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – 6-9 p.m., Aug. 14, “Radiant Expressions,” featuring Daniel Pollera, Sam Emler, Leonid Gervits, Gayle Tudisco, wine & hor d’oeuvres. 2 Main St., SH. 631-287-1883. OUTEAST GALLERY – 6:30-9:30 p.m., Aug. 14, abstract/figurative paintings by Jane Hugentober, on view through Aug. 26. 65 Tuthill Rd., MTK. 631-375-6730. WATER MILL MUSEUM – Aug. 14, Quilt Show and Sale opens, through Sept. 13. 41 Old Mill Rd. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon, Thurs-Sat, 1-5 p.m. Sun. $4 (kids free). 631-726-4625. BAY STREET – 4-6 p.m., Aug. 15, collages of Tommy Thomas. 1 Bay St., SGH. 631-725-9500. GALLERIES ANN MADONIA – 11 a.m.-5 p.m. daily. 36 Jobs Ln., SH. 631-283-1878. ART & SOUL – 495 Montauk Hwy, EP. 631-325-1504. ART BARGE – 50 years art barge history. Victor D’Amico Institute of Art, AMG. 631-267-3172. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. daily or by appointment. 28E Job’s Ln., SH. 631-204-0383. BEGO EZAIR– Painters: Wanda Murphy, Roz Cole, Eveline Luppi, Jody Leib, sculptor Cal Thompson, through Aug. 31. 136 Main St., SH. BENSON-KEYES – By appt. 917-509-1379 or BERNARD SPRING STEEL – Watercolors, sculptures. Sat., Sun. 1-4 p.m. 7760 Main Bayview Rd., SHD. 631-7659509. BLUE SKY – Michael Yurick, through Sept. 2. 63 Main St., SGH. BOLTAX – 21 Ferry Rd., SI. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA – By appt. 261 N. Main St., SH. 631-3773355.

CELADON CLAY ART – 41 Old Mill Rd., WM. 631-7262547. CHRYSALIS – Thurs.-Mon. 10-5:30 p.m. 2 Main St., SH. 631-287-1883. CHUCK SEAMAN FISH PRINTING – 27B Gardner’s Lane, HB. 631-338-7977. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Furnishings, found objects. By appt. Lazy Point, AMG. 631-267-3172. DELANEY COOKE – 150 Main St., SGH. 917-445-8427. DESHUK-RIVERS – Tours with artist Daria Deshuk. 141 Maple Ln., BRDG. 631-237-4511. DRAWING ROOM – 16R Newtown Ln., EH. FLOWERS AT THE GREENERY – 19 Mitchell Rd., WHB. 631-288-7903. GALERIE BELAGE – “Outsider Art in the Hamptons” through Sept. 6. 8 Moniebogue Ln., WHB. 631-288-5082. GALLERYB – Photographs, John Gettings. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Thurs. through Mon. 150 Main St., SGH. 631-725-1059. HAMBURG KENNEDY – Photographs by Peter Tunney, through Sept. 6. 11 a.m.-8 p.m, Weds.-Sun. 64 Jobs Ln., SH. JG JEWELRY – Fictional map paintings, Jeffrey Obser, through Sept. 8 Main St., EH. JILL LYNN & CO – Paintings, Dana Bell, Grant Haffner, through Sept. 15. 66 Jobs Ln., SH. JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY – paintings, Roisin Bateman, through Aug. 31. 201 Main St., SGH. 631-7250049. KARYN MANNIX – 36 Hampton Rd., SH. 631-377-3235. LEIBER MUSEUM – fine Japanese prints, through Labor Day. 446 Old Stone Hwy, SPG. 631-329-3288. LENZ WINERY – paintings, Annie Wildey, through Aug. 30. 38355 Rt. 25, PC. 631-734-6010. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART – Noon-6p.m. Sat, Noon-5 p.m. Sun, or by appt. 633 First St., GP. 631-477-2633. LUCILLE KHORNAK – 2400 Montauk Hwy, BRDG. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Abstracts by Joan Mitchell, Philip Guston, Lee Krasner, Ken Noland, James Rosenquist. 2462 Main St., BRDG. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART – 59 Main St., SH. 631259-2424. MOSQUITO HAWK – 24 N Ferry Rd., SI. 631-905-4998. OUTEAST – Steve Haweeli’s oils, charcoal, acrylic. 65 Tuthill Rd., MTK. 631-375-6730. PAMELA WILLIAMS –167 Main St., AMG. 631-2677817. PARASKEVAS – Michael Paraskevas’ work/children’s book illustrations. By appt. 83 Main St., WHB. 631-2871665. PARRISH ART – Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Jobs Ln., SH. 631-283-2118. PIERRE’S – Photographer Christine Wexler, through

Sept. 1. 2468 Main St., BRDG. POLLOCK KRASNER – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-324-4929. PRITAM & EAMES – Furniture, Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Sun. noon-4 p.m., closed Wed. 27 Race Ln., EH. 631324-7111. REMSENBURG ACADEMY – Ceramics, paintings, Uko Morita, Pam Capozzola, through Aug. 15. 130 S. Country Rd., RB. 631-835-8024. RICHARD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS – 90 Main St., SGH. 631-725-1161. ROMANY KRAMORIS – Mixed-media paintings, Christopher Engel, through Aug. 26. 41 Main St., SGH. 631725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON – Noon-6 p.m. daily. 370 Manor Ln., JP. 631-722-0500. RVS – Tim Roepe, Francine Tint, Kevin Berlin, through Aug. 15. Noon-5 p.m. Thurs.-Mon. 631-283-8546. SGH HISTORICAL – “Our Long Beach – Its Suprising History,” multi-media, through Sept. 12. 147 Main St. 631725-5092. SIRENS SONG – Monotype, painting, etching, Deborah Freedman, through Aug. 30. 516 Main St., GP. 631-4771021. SOLAR – Paintings, drawings, Astolfo Funes, through Aug. 24. 44 Davids Ln., EH. 631-907-8422. SOUTHAMPTON CULTURAL – “Gestures x 4: Josh Dayton, Carol Hunt, Fulvio Massi, Hans Van De Bovenkamp,” through Aug. 24. 25 Pond Ln. 631-287-4377. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL – “Saving our Landscape Heritage: Paintings and Photographs of the East End.” 17 Meeting House Ln. 631-283-2494. SURFACE – Asian-inspired pottery, Ted Tyler, through Aug. 15. 845 Springs-Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-291-9061. TULLA BOOTH – Thurs.-Mon. 12:30-7 p.m. 66 Main St., SGH. 631-725-3100. VERED – “Larry Rivers: Pop Icons,” through Aug. 24. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Sun.-Thurs., 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Fri., 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Sat. 68 Park Pl., EH. 631-324-3303. WALK TALL – 197 Madison St., SGH. 631-681-1572. WATER MILL MUSEUM – 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon./Thurs.Sat, 1 to 5 p.m. Sun. 41 Old Mill Rd. 631-726-4625.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, August 13 to Thursday, August 19. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) The Other Guy (PG13) – Fri, 4:30, 7:15, 9:30 Sat, Sun 2, 4:30, 7:15, 9:30, Mon, 4:30 Tue-Thur, 4:30, 7:15 Eat Pray Love (PG13) – Fri, 4:15, 7, 9:45 Sat, Sun 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:45 Mon-Thur, 5, 7:45 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Farewell – 3 all week I Am Love – 5 all week The Girl That Played With Fire – Fri, 8:30, SatThurs, 9:15 Life During Wartime – 6:30, 7:15 all week Dirty Martini Plus Live – 11 p.m. Friday I Remember Better When I Paint – 2 p.m. Sunday UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) They didn’t send us the movie times.

UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Cats and Dogs 2 (PG) – 1, 4, 7:40, 9:50 all week Expendables (R) – 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10 all week Eat Pray Love (PG13) – 12:45, 3:50, 7, 10:10 all week The Other Guys (PG13) – 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10:20 all week Step Up 3 (PG) – 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:40 all week UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (PG13) – Mon-Thur, 4:30, 7:30 Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:15, Sat, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15, Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Salt (PG13) – Mon – Thurs, 4, 7 Fri., 4, 7, 9:50, Sat., 1, 4, 7, 9:50, Sun., 1, 4, 7 The Other Guys (PG13) – Mon- Thur, 4:15, 7:15, Fri., 4:15, 7:15, 10:10 Sat., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:10 Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Inception (PG13) – Mon-Thur, 3:45, 6:50, Fri., 3:45, 6:50, 10, Sat, 12:30, 3:45, 6:50, 10, Sun., 12:30, 3:45, 6:50

MATTITUCK CINEMAS (Call 631-298-Show for times) The Other Guys (PG13), Dinner for Schmucks (PG13), Salt (PG13), Cats and Dogs (PG), Inception (PG13), Eat Pray Love (PG13), Step Up (PG13), The Expendables (R), Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (PG13), Vampires Suck (PG13) Greenport Theatre (+) Eat Pray Love (PG13) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6:15, 9:10, Sat, Sun, 2:30, 6:15, 9:10 Dinner For Schmucks (PG13) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6:30, 8:45, Sat, Sun, 2, 4:15, 6:30, 8:45 The Other Guys (PG13) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6:45, 9:20 Sat, Sun, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:20 Inception (PG13) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6, 9 Sat, 2:45, 6, 9, Sun, 2:45, 6 East End Student Film Project, Sunday at 6 p.m. The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Food / Dining

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Peaches For Me

Silvia Lehrer

Ripe peaches are so plentiful right now you may want to think about all the wonderful ways to eat this luscious fruit. We can halve them and fill them with berries and cream or slice them into our morning cereal. They can be baked into cobblers and short cakes or the best summer pies. Peaches can enrich a menu, from a refreshing chilled peach soup with sparkling wine, to Todd English’s nutty peach crumble, to a little grilling in-between. While domestic peach crops have been available for several months, we have the luxury of farmripened peaches from our local orchards. When selecting this delectable fruit, the flesh should yield slightly to pressure and be free of blemishes, with a creamy color surrounding a rosy blush. GINGER PEACH CRUMBLE This Ginger Peach Crumble, from Todd English’s The Figs Table, caught my fancy. Hope you enjoy it too. Serves 6-8 6 large fresh peaches, cored and cut into large dice Juice of one lemon 1 tablespoon, plus 1 teaspoon finely crystallized ginger 1 tablespoon vanilla extract or brandy

ture and smooth out the top. 3. Transfer to preheated oven and bake until golden brown, about 25 minutes. Serve warm or at room temperature.

2 tablespoon sugar 1/4 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg For the topping 1 cup all-purpose flour 1 cup rolled oats 1/2 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans 1/2 cup sugar 1/4 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg 1 teaspoon ground ginger 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 cup unsalted butter, cold and cut into small pieces

Variation: Substitute pears for the peaches and omit the vanilla extract. Adapted from The Figs Table, Simon and Schuster, 1998

Preheat oven to 375 °F. Lightly butter an 8 x 8 Pyrex baking pan. 1. For the peaches: Place the peaches, lemon juice, ginger, vanilla or brandy, sugar and nutmeg in the prepared pan and toss to mix. 2. For the topping: Place the flour, oats, nuts, sugar, nutmeg, ginger and salt in a medium bowl and toss to combine. Using a pastry cutter or two knives, add the butter and mix until crumbly. Sprinkle over the peach mix-

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Bedell Cellars in Cutchogue will host a North Fork Farm to Table dinner on Thursday, August 19, from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. The dinner features local wine, produce, seafood, and specialties from Bedell Cellars, Satur Farms, Catapano Dairy Farm, NOFO Oyster Bar, and catering by A Small Affair. The menu will feature North Fork Summer vegetable salad, pan roasted local striped bass, braised South Fork fennel, Sep’s eggplant and sweet red peppers with caper berries, roasted Long Island Crescent Farms duck, wild rice salad with grilled Davis Farm peaches, and South Fork mixed berry cobbler with Clinton Vineyards black currant cassis whipped cream. The Paul Effman Trio will also perform live jazz. The cost is $150 per person and $125 for wine club members. To purchase tickets contact Molly Deegan: 631-267-2411 or Montauk Yacht Club Resort & Marina hosts “Drop & Dine” with Surf Craft on Fridays from 10 a.m. to noon and 5 to 7 p.m. and Saturdays from 9 to 11 a.m., until September 11. Surf Craft is a dropoff art program for kids that parents can enroll their children in for a two-hour session. The program is suitable for children ages 4 to 10 and costs $50 per session, per child. Led by a team of qualified art teachers and counselors, Surf Craft will nurture creativity by offering kids an innovative curriculum and socialization in a fun upbeat way. During the sessions, parents can relax and enjoy a meal at Hurricane Alley or Gulf Coast Kitchen by Robbin Haas. To reserve a space for your child, call 631-668-3100. Jamespor rt Manor Inn offers a Sunset Dining prix fixe, Sunday through Thursday, from 5:30 to 6:30 p.m. Offerings include: wild mushroom toast, whipped goat cheese and chive vinaigrette, organic mixed greens, honey balsamic vinaigrette and shaved Parmesan, herb roasted local flounder,

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Review: Orchard & Vine, Southampton By Susan M. Galardi This summer, the owners of the former Annie’s Organic Café and Market have changed direction with a new restaurant, Orchard & Vine. The menu has moved away from vegan/vegetarian, but the restaurant has maintained a few through lines: the freshest local produce and products, in many cases healthfully prepared. To accomplish that, owners Erma Orofino and Jessica Greenfield brought on 28year old Executive Chef Elijah Stillittano. Yes, he is 28 – with 16 years of experience. By the age of 12, young Elija was cooking family meals and Christmas dinner. He earned his professional stripes at serious restaurants in the New York area and as a private chef. While his menu has staples, Stillittano offers specials and variations based on what’s best at the moment – he gets texts from local fisherman about what they just caught. Orchard & Vine’s menu isn’t extensive, but it is well thought-out. Prices are quite reasonable – $7-12 for starters; $5-7 for sides, and $18-27 for entrees. Yes, can you believe it? A place in the Hamptons where you can get pasta (a rigatoni primavera of sorts) for under $20. We began with an edgy, unusual appetizer that I haven’t seen on a menu out here: stuffed calamari. Delicate rings filled with diced pancetta, bread crumbs, served in a demure pool of Chinese chili sauce that starts mild then creeps up. It was a deli-

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adjacent to the stand. Clearly he could not have picked a better spot to cultivate. Last week, as I got out of my car on the North side of the stand, I found myself “eyeball to eyeball” with ripe wineberries. As I stood up, I saw ripe, wild blackberries and I smelled that I had just stepped in spearmint. Behind the berry canes I saw a thicket of wild roses. With real estate prices as high as they are, it’s easy to forget that our local lands are some of the richest farmland in the world. With so many wild crops already at hand, maybe Smith could skip the planting and start harvesting. Attendant Pierre Boisset at Serene Green Thankfully, Serene Green Farmstand is By Stacy Dermont one of two fine stands that Sag Harbor has to boast I’m not at all serene about Sag Harbor’s new farm about. The Tomato Lady is open and goin’ great guns stand, Serene Green Farmstand on the corner of on the South end of Main Street. All hail The Tomato Noyac and Stony Hill Roads. I am very excited. I’ve Lady, long may she reign! In addition to red and yelalready shopped there twice, once for Kirby cucumlow tomatoes, she carries stripy green tomatoes, bers and once for peaches. Right now their colorful cukes, zuchs, basil and whatever happens to be in selection of produce is spread out on picnic tables season on the day you visit her stand. If the “tomato outdoors; I can’t wait for them to open the old farm flag” just South of Cove Deli is wavin’, she’s open for stand building. It’s been about 20 years since somebusiness. one did this farm stand up right. Of course Sag Harbor also enjoys and supports its The building could open in time for Labor Day Farmers Market every Saturday from 9 a.m. to 1 weekend and the plan is to stay open through p.m. in front of the Sag Harbor Yacht Club on Bay November, “as long as the customers keep coming.” Street. Get there early for peaches, blueberries and They have been coming in droves, and soon, with the raspberries this week. addition of the indoor space and refrigeration, Serene Great news from the Southampton Farmers Green can offer more local products, adding to their Market, Southampton Chamber Director Kerry current selection of fruits, vegetables and flowers. Wilkey says “There have been no complaints to the Owner John Smith says they will operate from 9 chamber, the farmers market is not going anya.m. to 7 p.m. seven days a week. Appropriately, where.” Of course it is going into Fall and next these are “farmer hours” (minus the 5 to 9 a.m. shift week…apple season really gets rollin’ on the South in the field). Smith plans to begin farming the lot Fork!

Best (New York Magazine, 2007), gourmands can enjoy a $29 three-course prix fixe dinner, Sun.-Thurs. 44 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton, 631-907-0250. RACE LANE – An American restaurant with some continental asides. The modern building was designed by Norman Jaffe and the architect’s style is back. Guests can sit by the fire on couches with cocktails, such as the “Race Lane Shandy” ($9, Pilsner, St. Germain, club soda) or the “Torquay” ($14, gin, muddled cucumber and lemon served in a Prosecco float). Open year round at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton, 631-324-5022. MAHON’S SEAFOOD SHACK - Fresh local seafood cooked to order by French Chef Christian Du Pernay. Visit us on Facebook. Live Aucostic music every Friday & Saturday. 2095 Montauk Hwy. Amagansett, on the Napeague Stretch 631-604-5102. Open 7 days. SEN RESTAURANT - The Hamptons “go-to” place for sushi/Japanese cuisine. Extensive sake list and great late night scene. Take out/full service catering. 23 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-1774. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR - A modern American bistro. Open seven days, lunch & dinner. Great bar scene and even better food. This week’s specials include sautéed softshell crabs with lemon buerre blanc, roasted corn and tomato salad. Happy Hour Mon.-Fri., 57 p.m. Catering available & Full Take-out Menu. 26 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays, 631-723-2626. THAT LITTLE ITALIAN PLACE - Italian cuisine in the Heart of Greenport (across from Mitchell Park), enjoy views of the Harbor while enjoying authentically prepared meals, along with specialty drinks in the cool atmosphere! Serving lunch Fri.-Sun., Dinner Thurs.-Sun. Full menu available for take out, on- and off-premise catering. 110 Front St., Greenport, 631-477-6767. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK – Surf shack, bar and grill. Open at 11 a.m. for lunch and dinner. Weekend brunch at 10 a.m. Nachos, kabobs, Fat Boy burgers, hummus, salads, seafood, and coconut shrimp. Two-for-one margaritas all the time. Live music. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Tpk, Bridgehampton, 631-537-6060.

$!".&$  Contact venues, as some require ticket purchase or may change their schedules. AMG-Amagansett; BRDG-Bridgehampton; EHEast Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTT-Mattituck; MTK-Montauk; Q-Quogue; SGH-Sag Harbor; SH-Southampton; WM-Water Mill; WHWesthampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach FRIDAY, AUGUST 13 ANNONA –DJ, drink specials 11 p.m.-3. 112 Riverhead Rd., WHB, 288-7766. EH BOWL –Latin music by Mambo Loco 9 p.m.-12. 71 MTK Hwy., EH. 324-1950. PUBLICK HOUSE – Taproom specials 4 p.m.-12. DJ Dory 10 p.m. 40 Bowden Sq., SH, 283-2800. REGULARS – Friday Night Supper Club entertainment. 1271 North Sea Rd., SH, 287-2900. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Rhett Miller 7 p.m., $30/$45. The Original Wailers 9 p.m., $50. Little Head Thinks 10 p.m., $25. 161 Main St., AMG, 267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Live reggae music, DJ SoCo. 7 North Rd., HB, 728-7373. ZIGGY’S – Daily 2 for 1 margaritas. 964 Bridge/Sag Tpk., BRDG, 537-6060. SATURDAY, AUGUST 14 EH POINT MARINA & YACHT CLUB – Day & Night Party, pull up to marina & party in your own boat, or join the fun inside 12:30 p.m.-6. 295 Three Mile Harbor Rd., EH, 731-3099. NICK AND TONI’S – The Lonesharks 4-8 p.m. 148 S. Emerson Ave., MTK. PUBLICK HOUSE – DJ Brian Evans 9:30 p.m. 40 Bowden Sq., SH, 283-2800. REGULARS – Live music. 1271 North Sea Rd., SH, 287-2900. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Howard Fishman 7 p.m., $20/$35. Giving Tree 11 p.m., $25. 161 Main St., AMG, 2673117. STEVEN KLEIN’S HOME – 7 p.m.-11, cocktails, $300,

$500, $2,000. 1971 Scuttlehole Rd., BRDG, 924-3934. TIDE RUNNERS – Brian & Eddie 3 to 6 p.m., live music 6 to 9:30 p.m. 7 North Rd., HB, 728-7373. SUNDAY, AUGUST 15 OLD MILL INN – 7 p.m.-8, sunset cruise, prix fixe dinner at the Inn before or after sailing. 5775 West Mill Rd., MTT, 298-8080. PHAO THAI KITCHEN – Reggae music 5:30 p.m.-9, DJ Doogie reggae music 9 p.m. 29 Main St., SGH, 7250101. PIERRE’S – Jazz w/ Oyster Trio 7 p.m.-10. 2468 Main St., BRDG, 537-5110. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Buckwheat Zydeco 8 p.m., $40. Winston Irie 10 p.m., $10. 161 Main St., AMG, 2673117. TIDE RUNNERS – New Life Crisis 6 p.m., DJ Biggie. 7 North Rd., HB, 728-7373. MONDAY, AUGUST 16 THE PIZZA PLACE – Live acoustic jazz jams led by Dennis Raffelock, 7-9 p.m. 2123 Montauk Hwy, BRDG. 5377865. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – In Circles w/High Bluff & Smarter Than Yourself 7 p.m., $10. Sunshine Brothers 10 p.m., $10 $10. 161 Main St., AMG, 267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Jimmy Mazz. 7 North Rd., HB, 7287373. TUESDAY, AUGUST 17 STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – “In the Round” hosted by Nancy Atlas 7 p.m., $TBA. Mr. No Shame 10 p.m., $10. Main Street, AMG, 267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Live music. 7 North Rd., HB, 7287373. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 18 BEACH HUT –Latin music by Mambo Loco 6 p.m.-9:30. 1 Canal Rd., HB, 728-2988. OLD MILL INN – 7 p.m.-8, sunset cruise, prix fixe dinner at the Inn before or after sailing. 5775 West Mill Rd., MTT, 298-8080.

PHAO THAI KITCHEN – PTK Lounge “Employee Night,” DJ Chile. 29 Main St., SGH, 725-0101. PUBLICK HOUSE – Ladies Night. DJ Brian. DJ Govia 9:30 p.m. 40 Bowden Sq., SH, 283-2800. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Inda Eaton 7 p.m., $10. Karaoke w/ Harry 10 p.m., $5. 161 Main St., AMG, 2673117. TIDE RUNNERS – Steve Fredericks. 7 North Rd., HB, 728-7373. THURSDAY, AUGUST 19 ANNONA – Live music. 112 Riverhead Rd., WHB, 2887766. BAY BURGER – Open jazz session. 7 p.m.-9. No cover. 1742 SGH Tpk., SGH. 899-3915. FRESNO – Brazilian music, live bossa nova w/ Ludmilla Brazil 6:30 p.m.-9:30. 8 Fresno Pl., EH, 324-8700. GURNEY’S INN - Live music, beach fiesta & margaritas on the beach. 290 Old MTK Hwy., MTK. 668-2345. MUSE RESTAURANT – Live music by guitarist-vocalist Steve Fredericks, 7 p.m.-10. 760 MTK Hwy., WM, 7262606. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Leon Russell 8 p.m., $65/$80. Signify 9 p.m., $10. 161 Main St., AMG, 267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Joe Aleque. 7 North Rd., HB, 7287373. E-mail all nightlife updates to or fax to 631-537-3330 by Friday at noon.

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Friday, August 13 Saturday, August 14 Perlman School of Music concerts, see listings below.

BENEFITS BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL – Noon to 7 p.m. Aug. 13, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sat., 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sun., Stella Antiques and Fine Arts Show, with 50 top dealers. 2368 Montauk Hwy. $8. 631-537-1088. SOULCYCLE CHARITY RIDE – 4 p.m., Aug. 13, in support of Baby Buggy, a non-profit providing NYC families with products for infants/young children. $100/$250/$500. The Barns, 264 Butter Ln., BRDG. 212-736-1772. GUILD HALL SUMMER GALA – 6-11 p.m., Aug. 13, celebrating Barbara Kruger exhibition, cocktails, dinner, live auction, dancing. $500 (cocktails)/$1200 & up (entire evening). $50/$300 (ages 21-40). 631-324-0806. ARTISTS WRITERS SOFTBALL GAME – 1 p.m. batting practice, 3 p.m. game, Aug. 14, to benefit Phoenix Houses Long Island, East End Hospice, East Hampton Day Care. Herrick Park, EH. $10 suggested donation. RIGHT TO PLAY/URBAN ZEN – 3-5 p.m. (for children), 6-8 p.m. (adult reception), Aug. 14, playstations with athletes and musicians. Breakwater Yacht Club, 51 Bay St., SGH. Free.; AUTHORS NIGHT – 5-7:30 p.m., Aug. 14, hor d’oeuvres, wine, meet authors, buy books and have them signed, private dinner parties at 8 p.m. EH Library, 159 Main St. $100 (reception only)/dinners start at $225. STRIDES FOR LIFE – 9 a.m., Aug. 15, 3-mile fun run/walk for the Lung Cancer Research Foundation. Lake Agawam, SH. $40/$15 (kids). 646-290-5154. HAVE A HEART – 5-9 p.m. (sign-up 4:45 p.m.), Aug. 17, 3rd Annual Beach Volleyball Bash, for school supplies for local children in need.

by discussion with nutrition & health experts. Core Dynamics, 58 Deerfield Rd., Water Mill. $10 (members)/$25. 646-286-6264. FRIDAYS ON THE PORCH – 5-6:30 p.m., wines & hors d’oeuvres with the Sag Harbor Historical Society. 174 Main St., SGH. 631-725-5092. SUNSET FRIDAY – 5 p.m. to sunset, live music. Wolffer Wine Stand, 3312 Montauk Hwy, SGK. 631-537-5106. FRIDAYS AT FIVE – 5 p.m., The Last Empress: Madame Chiang Kai-Shek and the Birth of Modern China, with biographer Hannah Pakula, Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BRDG. $15. 631-537-0015. INDIE WOMAN MAGAZINE LAUNCH PARTY – 5:307 p.m., showcasing the Hamptons and local women who serve as inspiration, wine & raffle. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, SGH. $20. 631-725-9500. MUSIC AT BRIDGE GARDENS – 6 p.m., The Charles Certain Trio. Bring a blanket, chair and picnic. $10/$20 (family of four). Bridge Gardens, 26 Mitchell Ln., BRDG. 631-5377440. FILM – 7 p.m., Gigi, commentary, discussion by director/producer John Erman. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 631-283-0774. PERLMAN SCHOOL OF MUSIC CONCERT – 7 p.m., “Tutti Suonare Chamber Music Concert.” Old Whalers’ Church, 44 Union St., SGH. $35-$100. OUTDOOR MOVIE – 7:30 p.m., West Side Story (1961). Bring a beach chair, blanket and picnic. Silas Marder Gallery, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., BRDG. 631-702-2306 or SATURDAY, AUGUST 14 HIKE – 9 a.m., meet on Old House Landing Rd., EH, for a 3-mile beach walk. 631-324-9389. HIKE – 10 a.m.-noon, meet at Trout Pond, Noyac Rd., for a 4-mile hike. 631-725-3942. DAN READS IN THE HAMPTONS TOO – 11 a.m., meet the author at Jewish Center of the Hamptons, 44 Woods Ln., EH, for the story of architect Norman Jaffe. COOKING DEMO – Noon to 2 p.m., Chicken Empanadas in the Turbochef oven. Loaves & Fishes Cookshop, 2422 Montauk Hwy, BRDG. 631-537-6066. INA GARTEN: THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA – 6 p.m., meet the author and TV host. Amagansett Library, 215 Main St. Reg. req’d: 631-267-3810. DANCE PERFORMANCE – 6 p.m., “Twilight in the Garden of Hope,” by Jennifer Muller/The Works. VIP reception, dinner with Company. 46 Further Ln., EH. $40 (performance)/$150 (w/reception)/$250 (w/dinner & reception). Sponsorships start at $500. 212-691-3803. ASTRONOMY LECTURE – 7 p.m., “Meteors and Constellations,” with Dr. Denton S. Ebel, followed by observation of meteor shower and constellations, coinciding with planetarium show for kids. Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., EH. Free. 631-907-5555. PERLMAN SCHOOL OF MUSIC CONCERT – 8 p.m., “Tutti Suonare Chamber Music Concert.” Jewish Center of the Hamptons, 44 Woods Ln., EH. $50-$200. LYLE LOVETT & HIS LARGE BAND – 8:30 p.m., fourtime Grammy winner performs. WHB PAC, 76 Main Street. $200/$150/$125. 631-288-1500. NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD – 9 p.m. screening. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. $10. 631-324-4050. SHAKE IT UP AND DANCE – 10:30 p.m., retro music, cash bar. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, SGH. Free admission. 631-725-9500. SUNDAY, AUGUST 15 HIKE – 9 a.m., meet at Camp Hero Rd., EH, for a 3-mile hike. 631-324-1127. BIKE RIDE – 9 a.m., meet at MTK Library for a 15-20mile bike ride. 631-668-6995. KAYAK TRIP – 10 a.m.-noon, meet on Scallop Rd., SH. BYO kayak/lifevest. 631-283-5432. HORSEBACK RIDE – 10 a.m.-noon, meet at Merchants Path/Wainscott Harbor Rd., SGK. BYO horse/helmet. Reservations req’d. 631-537-6188. RECITAL – 3 p.m., “Summer Roses: Classical & Romantic Music for Voice and Violin,” with Sarah Moulton and Junko Ohtsu. SH Cultural, 25 Pond Ln. $20/$15 (students). 631287-4377.

DANS PAPERS: 50 YEARS 50 ARTISTS – 4-8 p.m., Aug. 21., hor d’oeuvres, open bar, live music, to benefit East End Hospice, SH Public Radio, Group for the East End. 230 Elm/230 Down, SH. $50/$65/$25. FARMER’S MARKETS BRIDGEHAMPTON – 3-6:30 p.m. Fridays. Hayground School, 151 Mitchell’s Ln. 631-987-3553. EAST HAMPTON – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Fridays. Nick and Toni’s, 136 N. Main St. 631-725-9133. EASTPORT – 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays. Hamlet Green, Montauk Hwy. 631-801-2505. MONTAUK – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Thursdays. Therese School, S, Etna Ave. RIVERHEAD – 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Thursdays. Next to the aquarium, East Main St. SAG HARBOR – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Saturdays. Marine Park, Bay St. SOUTHAMPTON – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Sundays, except holidays. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln. WESTHAMPTON – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Saturdays. 85 Mill Rd. 631-288-3337. THURSDAY, AUGUST 12 TWILIGHT THURSDAY – 5-8 p.m. live music. Winery Tasting Room, Wolffer Vineyard, 139 Sagg Rd., SGK. 631537-5106. LIBRARY TALK – 6 p.m., “The Worldly and the Local in One Librarian’s Life,” the story of Ernestine Rose, with Ann Sandford. 631-537-0015. FILM – 7 p.m., Gigi, commentary, discussion by director/producer John Erman. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 631-283-0774. AUTHOR DISCUSSION – 7:30 p.m., From Ghetto to Ghetto: An African American Journey to Judaism by Ernest Adams. Hampton Synagogue, 154 Sunset Ave., WHB. 631288-0534. WORLD CINEMA NOW: THE BEST OF THE DECADE – 8 p.m., The Child (Belgium, 2005). $12. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. 631-324-4050. ROMANCE – David Mamet’s courtroom comedy. Shows 8 p.m. Tues.-Sat., 7 p.m. Sun., matinees Weds. 2 p.m., Sat. 4 p.m., through Sept. 5. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, SGH. $55/$65. 631-725-9500. FRIDAY, AUGUST 13 WHB LIBRARY BOOK FAIR – 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m., today and Sat, 1-5 p.m. Sun. 7 Library Ave. Donations accepted. 631-288-3335. FRESH DOCUMENTARY – 3 p.m., exercise demos, local food, and Fresh, documentary on agra-food industry, followed

POETRY MARATHON – 5 p.m., Fran Castan and Michael Doty read new poems. EH Marine Museum, 301 Bluff Rd., AMG. Free. SINGER-SONGWRITER SERIES – 9:30 p.m., original songs by local up and coming talent. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, SGH. $5 suggested donation. 631-725-9500. MONDAY, AUGUST 16 SOUTHAMPTON ARTS FESTIVAL – today-Aug.29, showcasing more than 12 internationally acclaimed artists in 8 performances, including a fundraising Gala. Southampton Cultural, 25 Pond Ln. Complete schedule: EBAY WORKSHOP – 6:30 p.m., Mon. through Aug. 30. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. $15. Advanced reg. req’d. 631-283-0774. RALPHIE MAY – 8 p.m., stand-up comedy peformance. Bay St. Theatre, Long Wharf, SGH. $60. 631-725-9500. TUESDAY, AUGUST 17 CINEMA AT THE PAC – 8 p.m. today, Weds. And Thurs., I Am Love. WHB PAC, 76 Main Street, WHB. $10/$7/$3. 631288-1500. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 18 HIKE – 9 a.m., meet at Shadmore State Park for a 2.5mile hike. 631-238-5134. FINANCIAL LECTURE – Noon, “An Update on Market Reforms” with Don Alexander. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 631-283-0774. CONCERTS IN THE PARK – 6:30 to 8:30 p.m., Jerry Costanzo, swing, Agawam Park, SH. Free. MODERN DANCE – 8 p.m., “Toward Home.” Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. $25/$15 (under 12). Tickets: 212-868-4444; Info: THURSDAY, AUGUST 19 WORLD CINEMA NOW: THE BEST OF THE DECADE – 8 p.m., In the Mood for Love (Hong Kong, 2000). $12. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. 631-324-4050. FRIDAY, AUGUST 20 OUTDOOR MOVIE – 7:30 p.m., Sidney Lumet’s Dog Day Afternoon (1975). Bring a beach chair, blanket and picnic. Silas Marder Gallery, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., BRDG. 631-7022306 or PLAY READING – 8 p.m., My Brilliant Divorce, starring Blythe Danner. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. $25. 631-3244050. ONGOING ART BARGE – Art classes for all ages, through Sept. 631267-3172. ART CLASSES – July and August, Drawing & Painting classes, Montauk Artist Association. The Depot Gallery, Railroad Station, MTK. $15. 631-668-5955. CLASSIC CARS ON THE RIVERFRONT – Every Thursday night, bring your classic car or view others. Main St. Riverfront, RVHD. 631-727-0048. DRIP PAINTING WORKSHOP –10 to 11:30 a.m., Thurs.-Sat. All ages welcome. Jackson Pollock/Lee Krasner House, 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., EH. For Thurs/Fri Workshops: 631-329-2811; Sat. Workshop: 917-502-0790. FREE YOGA – weekends through July 31, see website for schedule and sign-up: 85 Jobs Ln, SH. HAMPTONFLEA – 9 a.m. Fridays, antique show. Georgica Creek, 332 Montauk Hwy, WS. 631-537-0333. HAMPTONS COLLEGIATE BASEBALL – See website for season schedule of local teams: HEALTH WORKSHOPS – See website for schedule/pricing. Ross School, 20 Goodfriend Dr., EH. $55. 631-907-5555 or MERCEDES-BENZ POLO CHALLENGE – 4 to 6 p.m., every Sat. through Aug. 28, polo matches. Bridgehampton Polo Club, 849 Hayground Rd., BRDG. $20/car. MONTAUK PLAYHOUSE – Weekly sports, yoga, open gym etc. 631-668-1124. RUMMAGE SALE – 9 a.m to noon on Saturdays, rain or shine. Cash only. Montauk Community Church, 850 Mtk Hwy. Donations taken daily in shed behind church, no large furniture.

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downright morose. From Schiavoni’s Market to Hildreth’s, from Ben Franklin’s to Sag Harbor Hardware, from the Noyac Deli to the one on Job’s Lane, from Java Nation to the Starbuck’s in Greenport, it’s deadpan all around. What gives? Are all jaded from years of dealing with snarky city dwellers? Is this something you have heard of previously? Any insight would be most appreciated. I enjoyed your story on proper pronunciation. Count me as one who will use the Romanian version of your name. Thanks Dan and Cheers! Eleazer, Christy and Ruby Vermont Just harassed by the crowds, I think. – DR

GO JOE! Dear Stacy, Just finished reading the article “Who’s Here, Joe Lauro, Documentarian” and wanted to thank you. There have been many articles written about my brother Joseph’s work and accomplishments, but this is by far the richest I’ve read yet. Thanks for recognizing Joe’s talents and sharing it with your many readers! He’s worked so hard and with such passion for so many years, it’s nice to see him get the recognition he so deserves. Thanks again! Debbie Salmieri Florida P.S. the photo is great too! SCORE ONE FOR THE LOCALS! Dear Dan, With reference to your article in the July 16 issue, titled “City Slicker Outwits Farm in Bridgehampton Catastrophe,” I remember the story you related to about 40 years ago about the city slicker who approached a farmer plowing his fields in Bridgehampton one summer day. After waving some cash, he asked the old farmer how much land he could buy for $300. After thinking about it for a few moments, the farmer told the city slicker to bring over a wheelbarrow and he would fill it for him! That was a classic! Score one for the locals! Bruce Backlund Sag Harbor The score is now 836,512 to 781,106 in favor of the city slickers. – DR HAMPTONS ATTITUDES Dear Dan, My wife and daughter and I have just returned from our 7th consecutive year of a week in the Hamptons and, as ever, we cherish the landscape and beauty of the area and reaffirm our desire to retire there (we are from Vermont). We have, however, acknowledged a certain attitude among shopkeepers, restaurant staff and those dealing with vacationers at large that is somewhat perplexing–everyone is

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AH! THE SWEET PRICES IN THE HAMPTONS! Dear Dan, My wife and I had dinner in Southampton last night. We passed on dessert but my wife said “let’s get a couple of pieces of chocolate and we can have it with red wine on the deck.” We drove to Main Street and she waited in the car while I went to the candy store. I checked on my cash and found that I had $9 in my pocket. That should be enough for four bitesize pieces of candy, I thought. I picked out four cream-centered pieces and the clerk weighed them. “Not a quarter pound,” he said. “I just want four,” I replied. “Can’t do it, you have to buy a quarter pound (six pieces).” “That is really #*^~*> up,” I said (obviously angry at this point).

“OK, I’ll take a quarter pound.” “That will be $11.50,” he said. That’s (with tax) $2 per bite size piece, I thought. Alright, I just wanted to get out of there. I handed him my credit card and he said, “Cash only.” “That is really #*^~*> up”, I said and walked out. Amazing, $9 and a credit card in my pocket and I can’t buy candy in Southampton. But wait, we stopped at 7-Eleven, where I got a large size (four pieces) Mounds Bar, for $2. The coconut and dark chocolate went great with the red wine and the price was right. My wife said I should not have cursed at the clerk. I agreed, he probably gets minimum wage to take grief from people like me. “Was anyone we know in the store, were any children near you?” she asked. “I hope not; I can’t remember all the details,” I replied. John Henihan North Sea, Southampton Welcome to Southampton Excess. – DR THERE IS A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN FOR SALE! Dear Dan, You wrote that the Montauk Lighthouse was up for sale. Was that a joke? If not, how would I find out any information on purchasing the Lighthouse property? Joseph P. Gerstner Vice President CBS Labor Relations New York City Not for sale. It was part of a spoof. – DR

Police Blotter Have a Doughnut A driver in Southampton decided it would be a good idea to do doughnuts in the front yard of a home. The entire lawn of the home was destroyed, as was the landscaping and a fence. The owner of the home doesn’t think he knows anybody that would do such a thing to his property. He’s a lawyer. Angry, Won’t Pay A woman in Hampton Bays became irrate at a hair salon after she received a haircut that she was unhappy with. The woman refused to pay for the haircut, then flipped over a table and screamed at the hair stylist. No charges are being pressed, but the salon is no longer going to allow the woman onto the premises. Angry, Won’t Pay II A woman from Hampton Bays refused to pay for food she was served in Montauk because she said, “It was terrible,” and walked out of the restaurant. The owner followed her out and got her license plate number, then yelled at his chefs. Dumb, Purely Dumb A man was pulled over in Southampton and the officer smelled alcohol on the man’s breath. When the officer asked him if he had anything

to drink that night, the man responded with “I’ve only had eight shots of tequila and a beer, that’s it.” The man was arrested for DWI. Shrinkage A man in Southampton was seen naked on the beach. Apparently, the man had gone for a long run on the beach in the middle of the day and wanted to go for a dip, and let it all hang out. When he got out he was quoted as saying, “There’s shrinkage I tell you. I was in the ocean! I was in the ocean!” Oddball A man in East Hampton who was reportedly walking around in a suit and tie and yelling at cars that drove by, appeared very stressed out, and smelled a bit like garbage. When people asked him what was wrong, he just said he was homesick and missing New York City and that everything was fine. The Great Viagra Ring There is a drug ring going around in the Hamptons that is providing Viagra for men in their late 70s, illegally, who are not healthy enough for sexual activity. The Hamptons Wow I’m Grossed Out Investigatory Unit is on the case. – David Lion Rattiner

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(OME3ERVICES Marine Services


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Yard Sale in Montauk Saturday, August 21 8:00amâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5:00pm 1 South Fairmont (corner of South Fairview) Moroccan furniture, lighting, and decorative items; childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s toys and clothes; pictures and mirrors; a few antiques and much more. Labor/Building Trades Rain date Sunday, August 22 SWIMMING POOL SER- same time.. (917)359-0150. VICE CREW Excellent salary. Pool closings, weekly cleanings. Will train the right person. Sag Harbor Sat 8/14, 9am-2pm. 2 Wildcherry Ln. Great Stuff, Prestige Pools. (631)325-8929 gently used strollers, designer clothes/ shoes/ bags, worldly colSales lectables. EAST HAMPTON Kitchen Cabinetry Studio looking for upAntiques/Collectibles beat, highly motivated designer/ 1970 Olds 98 Convertible, red sales position part- time. Self starter, positive attitude, excel- with white Moroccan leather inlent organization skills, great terior, original bill of sale, 75k telephone skills required. Com- miles. All original! $49,500. puter experience. Salary plus 847-831-4428 commission. Email resume to: Actual Antiques 1864 Armoire, mirrored vanity, love seat, china closet, buffet, benches. All perSituation Wanted fect condition. No dealers. ApEstate Manager/ Man Friday pointments. (631)998-3269 50's gentleman: Trustworthy, Loyal, Workaholic, Owned ANTIQUES, ART Service company. Experienced in all phases. Flexible. & DECORATIONS- Just 9 miles from the LIE. FREE Metro de(631)803-0268 livery. Locust Valley Antiques, Ltd., 96 Forest Ave., Locust Valley, N.Y (516)676-5000. Hours: Experienced Personal Assistant/ Tues- Sat 11-5. Caregiver. Excellent References. 631-334-5728, 631-998-0546 LPN's. 30 years experience. Good, Checkable references. Medicaid Providers. Will also work privately. 516-695-8181 Anytime

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JEWELRY WANTED Highest prices paid G UA RA NT E E D for diamonds, gold, silver & collectibles, any condition! We will Beat ALL PRICES! Free Appraisal (516)639-1490

Teacher. East End private school seeks upper elementary classroom teacher. Experience preferred, immediate opening. Fax resume: (631)288-1926




ACTIVE HAMPTONS PRIVATE SPORTS COACHING: We'll send a trained Varsity Athlete to you for instruction in SWIMMING, TENNIS, SOCCER, LACROSSE, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, FOOTBALL or TRACK. Programs designed to target your child's skill level. They'll have fun while working on fundamentals and confidence! Extremely REASONABLE rates. 917-566-0096

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WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales. Foreign or Domestic cars. Call Aventura Motors 631-283-8819

Business Opportunities Famous Cigar Bar for Sale in Sag Harbor 7 Years Left on Lease, Great Location Email me: Travel the World. Have Fun & Make Money. Earn up to $2,000/ Sale. No SellingUse Call Center- Closers. Call (877)597-7406 ID 3066-NP01

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FRENCH, SPANISH tutoring. All Levels- Regents, AP prep, adults, children. NYS Licensed, Experienced teacher. (516)320-4361 TUTORING Special Ed teacher. NYS Certified. 30+ years experience. All eligibilities. All levels. (631)377-3117

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Automotive BMW Z-3 1997 Roadster (2.3 litre) Silver. Always garaged. Immaculate condition. New tires. 58,000 miles. (631)907-0834 (631)322-2740

We are experienced, detail oriented, meticulous, and hard working. Get your money's worth.

Pianos- Summer rentals/ sales. All kinds. Steinway, Yamaha. Player pianos. Clearance Sale. PianoBarn Mike 631-726-4640




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DRIVER WANTED $250/ wk + gas money. Must have own car and clean license. Must be good with kids. Sept. 1, 2010 through June 30, 2011. Mon. through Fri., 3 to 6pm (15hrs/ wk). Sag Harbor/ Hampton destinations only. All ages welcome. Call or email Steve at (631)942-2295,

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CASH PAID FOR JUNK AND RUNNING VEHICLES $50- $5,000 (631) 474-3161 DMV# 7099438 FREE PICK-UP

CHEF, PRIVATE. Lessons too! By Chef Giovanni. Delicious heart healthy foods a specialty. 516-446-3417 Your own private chef for just $45 hour. CIA Graduate. All Honda Accord 2004, 42,000 occasions. Local. (631)578-0798 miles, excellent condition, black/ beige leather, sun roof, $12,000. Child Care (631)287-3414. (917)822-4848. HAMPTON SITTERS

MERCEDES- BENZ 560SL GOT KIDS? 1988 Smoke Silver Metallic with Burgundy Interior. Celebrity (631)889-5108 Long Standing Collector wishes Owned. Mint Condition! In to expand collection of guns, Water Mill. $18,500. swords. Cash paid. Free apprai- (917)488-4747 sals. Instant decisions. Strictly Reliable and fun baby sitter for confidential. Lloyd your kids. Call us 631-276-8662. 631-325-1819

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French Classes by native Parisian. Adults/ children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais. (631)725-2128

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CATHERINE'S CLEANING LLC Licensed & Insured Based in Sag Harbor

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We will professionally clean your house for a reasonable price. Experienced. References. (631)745-3251.

Handyman A-1 ODD JOBS- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Licensed and Insured. (631)728-8955 Chris Johnson Contracting. Hamptons resident, 28 years exp. for all your handyman and property caretaking needs. Visit or (631)816-4412. 10% discount (limited time). 10% always donated to charity.

Landscape/Garden Collector of magnificent specimen trees is moving. Including many Beech, Maples & Weeping specimen. 631-849-2608 LANDSCAPING SPECIALIST Custom Design, Installation, Maintenance. Trees, Bushes, Flower Gardens. Sod/ Seed Lawns. Brick, Blue Stone, Patios, Walkways. Driveways, Grading/ Drainage. (631)725-1394

Marine Boat Waxing, washing, compounding, weekly service, metal, interiors. Insured & bonded. 631-728-2323 Cobalt Cruiser 2000 190 I/O Bowrider 19' Like new- only 130 hours. Volvo Penta 190 hp, stereo am/ fm/ Cd, Bimini top. $10,995 (917)858-1587

Massage Therapy Marcia Tumpowsky NYS LMT Therapeutic Massage, Kripalu Yoga Educator, Healing Touch Practitioner. (631)725-1618 (212)860-2536 MASSAGE BY CHRISTINE. Spa quality massage in the comfort of your home. LMT (404)455-5975 SHIATSU. THE MASTER SESSION. DEEP BODYWORK MOST EFFECTIVE FOR RELIEF FROM STRESS AND PAIN. (631)329-1322


CLEANING PERSON Experienced! Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575


Housecleaning. Weekly. BiWeekly. Monthly. Experienced. Reasonable. References. English speaking. Gina 631-796-1468. Jen 631-506-6692.

Climate controlled Nice â&#x20AC;&#x153;move inâ&#x20AC;? truck 631-324-5550

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$ANS #LASSIFIEDS2EAL %STATE FOR 2ENT Music Guitar Teacher Dynamic training and proven ability. Experienced and diverse. Resume and references available. (914)329-9817.


MASTER PAINTER/ SPACKLER Int./ Ext. Paint & Stain, Deck Sanding & Restoration, Powerwashing, Most Reasonable Pricing! (631)375-5238 (631)849-3416 MURALS/ FAUX customized art to your specifications. Over 500 satisfied customers since 1998. (631)345-2238

Swim Instruction ABSOLUTELY the BEST Energetic Instructors, M.E d/ WSI/ Life Guard/ CPR Instructor. Infants thru Adults 34 Years Experience. Member USSSA & Ins'd Vicki *82 631-839-7946 Kim *82 631-681-6042

ACTIVE HAMPTONS SWIM LESSONS. Varsity Swim Captain. Lifeguard/ CPR/ AED Certified. Let me show your child(ren) how to have fun while working on fundamentals and confidence. Extremely REASONABLE rates. Also Ocean lessons. Alexandra 917-566-0096;

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All ages Highly Certified/ Insured. Teach your toddler/ preTUBING PARTY on Beach- schooler how to swim! Lots of front Location. We also offer: fun! *82 631-839-7946, Water Skiing, Wakeboarding, *82 631-681-6042 Kneeboarding, & trips to Sunset Beach. (646)335-5027. Barbara's Swimming Lessons. Phys Ed teacher will teach fun & safe lessons at your home. (631)669-3842, (516)456-5277

Whether you are hosting a small intimate gathering or a large corporate event, Gotham Personnel will meet your staffing needs. We are ready to Serve you and your guests! Long Island (631)434-3600 NYC (212)242-5225

We Come to You! Private & Semi-private Swimming Lessons. Tatiana Hatchett (917)375-7402

Personal Services


Errand services pick ups, deliveries, organizing, dog walking & grocery shopping. 631-603-4351

Airport Service & Beyond

Photography/Video AERIAL PHOTOGRAPHY of Homes, Businesses, Boats, Parties! Excellent Gift! Helicopter Charter. PHOTOMOTIONS (631)368-6972

Plumbing PLUMBING & HEATING, Water heaters, boilers, oil tanks, gas piping, clogs, leak repairs, sump pumps, complete bathroom and shower enclosures. Tino Nektaredes 631-495-2174 631-266-3397

Professional Services Mediate Disputes: Architects, Designers, Contractors, Clients-Solve Disputes using courtcertified mediator. 30 years NYC civil litigation attorney. (917)498-1230

Sports WATER SKI. Private Water Ski Lessons. We also offer: wakeboarding, kneeboarding, wakeskating, and tubing. Call or e-mail for more information. (646)335-5027.

SUV Car Service to: Airports, Manhattan, Broadway Shows, Sporting Events. Licensed & Insured. Local & Reliable. Andrew Stevens (631)235-3557


Summer Rentals

TREE SPECIALIST Pruning, Removals, Stump Grinding. Topping for Views and Sunlight. Fertilizing, Wood Chips. (631)725-1394

Montauk: 100yds to ocean, 1 BR, 2 TV's, newly renovated/ furnished, private deck, indoor pool. Weekly (5 day min.) $1,800. 631-678-1262

Montauk Manor Resort $14,000. Now- Sept. 2 BR duplex, 2 bath, sleeps 6. Owner, Paul BRIDGEHAMPTON 4 bed- (917)687-1790 room Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay, canoe. 3-min walk to ocean. Waterfront, A/C. Sag Harbor Lovely 3 BR, 3 Bth, Private, Amazing Location! Full Finished Basement, Open w w w . s w a n s n e s t . c o m Plan, Newly Furnished. Enjoy (212)794-1000 Peace and Tranquility. Close to All, Ocean 7 minutes. August Bridgehampton South- walk to $8000. Year round $3400/ village/ bike to beach. 3 BR, 2 month. 646-597-8334 ba, newly furnished, CAC, grill, wbfp, d/w, wireless internet. Aug.- LD $17k. Available year Sagaponack: Farmhouse, SOH, renovated 5 BRs, 2 new baths, round, $45k. 917-974-1355 new kitchen, outdoor shower, EAST HAMPTON: Lion Head CAC, new furnishings. Aug- LD Beach, beautifully landscaped re- $20,500. or $6,000 weekly Aug. treat, 3 BR, 2 new baths, Master Year round $49k. Chris bath with jacuzzi, CAC, WiFi, ( 6 0 9 ) 9 1 5 - 9 7 5 5 , heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, minutes walk to private bay beach. One week minimum, SOUTHAMPTON just reduced to $3,250. Quality contemporary (516)902-4552, or email for web ranch, fabulous photos: 25x50 pool, acre. EAST HAMPTON 4 bedroom, 3 8/29- 9/8 $2,500. bath, pool, CAC, on private acre 8/22 possible. next to large reserve. Just pur- (631)283-7281 (516)978-5488 chased brand new furnishings. Sunny. 5 minutes to village. 8/21 SOUTHAMPTON/ Shinnecock through 9/7 $10,000. September Hills. AUGUST- Labor Day also available. Dates flexible. Great family house, stylish, Call for photos. (973)698-3502 clean, private, 3 br, 3 bath, pool/ deck, CAC, many extras. East Hampton Barnes Landing $14,000, owner (917) 733-9533. 5 BR, 3 baths, pool, walk to bay beach, 5 minutes to ocean beach, Southampton 3 BR, 2 baths, heatlarge deck & patio, new appli- ed pool, tiki bar, walk village. ances & carpeting, w/d, outdoor $10,000 Aug.- LD. (516)384-0838 shower, quiet area, August 15- LD $18,000. Owner (631)495-5118 Southampton Village 4 BR's, 2 baths, loft, East Hampton Northwest, 1.5 EIK, heated pool, acres, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, large deck,1 acre pool, outdoor shower/ hot-tub. August 29th- Sept 7, 631-563-9429 $3,200. East Hampton/ Springs: Clean (516)270-3938 contemporary jewel conveniently located 3 miles from downtown. SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Bay across the road; bike to full- floor apartment. Historic beach. All amenities. 8/15- 9/11. house- 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, $6,000. Two weeks available. commodious kitchen, lush gar(212)777-7229 (917)287-5410 den. $2,420 weekly $6,000 Labor Day. EAST HAMPTON Unique op- though (631)283-0450 portunity: Take my house every

Summer Rentals

AJM Transportation: Nightlife, weekend in August plus vacation Bachelor/ Bachelorette Parties, week of Labor Day. Very reaAirport Transportation or any sonable, call for details. Occasion. 631-603-4351 (917)544-1902 Laura's Car Service Safe, Professional Travel with Class! 24 hour service to: Airports, Manhattan, Sporting Events, Errands, "Night on the Town". Licensed & Insured Reasonable Rates/ Reliable. (631)974-6884

EAST HAMPTON 3 BRs, 2.5 bths, open kitchen/ LR. WALK TO TOWN very private, CAC. Pets OK. August one week $3,500, 2 weeks $7,100, extended HAMPTON CLASSIC $5,300. (631)834-1242 EAST HAMPTON East Hampton Village cottage, Weekly, Monthly or 2 day minimum. Includes all. (631)324-7352. (516)637-6001

GREENPORT August fall rental, quaint fishing village, 1 BR, can sleep 4, walk to all recreation & 6- 7' LEYLAND CYPRESS transportation, Jitney, LIRR, use of $65, 4- 5' privet $19, 6' Arborvi- yard. No pets. Children welcome. tae $45 includes delivery. $1,050/ weekly. Monthly rental w w w. ev e r g r e e n s c r e e n s . c o m discounted, LD included. (631)662-8398 (917)209-7066


Summer Rentals Water Mill finished lower level on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. Now through Labor Day $70,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell

Winter Rentals EAST HAMPTON Sunny, sturdy ranch home 5 minutes to East Hampton or Sag Harbor on a quiet wooded street. 2 cozy bedrooms with full bath each. Gas Heat, Washer/ Dryer, Deck, Fireplace, Big Screen TV September 8 - May 1 $1200/ month (631)324-3287 (212)966-4432

East Hampton: Gorgeous artist and interior designers 3 BR, 2.5 bath, 1 acre of landscaped gardens with heated pool, filled with sunshine, paintings & antiques. Totally secluded, only 5 minutes from town and beaches. No pets. Sept 7- June 7, $1,400 plus Southampton Village: SUM- utilities. (631)329-2224 MER RENTAL/ SALE. 2 BR, 1 bath cottage, walk to village, EAST HAMPTON Great shabbike to ocean. Aug- LD $9,000. by chic cottage. 3 BRs, 2 Baths Call (631)283-4622 plus den, fireplace, cathedral ceilings. Minutes from town. WESTHAMPTON BEACH $1,800/ month. (347)882-5747 Oceanfront - Dune Rd EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE 1 BR Condo; furnished; 5 bedroom historic farmhouse terrace overlooking ocean; situated on .6 acre, recent uppool; tennis. scale renovation, wide- plank Minimum 1 month flooring. Walk town, bus or (917)842-5658 train. $1,600/ month. WATER MILL 5 bedroom, 4 (516)635-8437 bath, private reserve, heated pool, tennis, CAC, Through MONTAUK Fab, large 1 bedLabor Day $22,000. Price neg. room apartment on ocean near Dogs okay. Owner IGA. 80 South Emerson. Oct 15- May 15. $700 monthly plus (917)406-0660 (631)726-5551 electric heat. Len (917)846-2923 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Bath & Tennis Club. Room Noyac near Long Beach, 2 BR, available. Daily, weekly through fplc, fenced yard, $1,500. Nov 1March 31. (516)359-7272 October 31. (917)523-7099

Winter Rentals REMSENBURG 6 bedroom, 6 baths, secluded, fireplace, tennis court. $2,500/ month. (631)805-7273

Sag Harbor 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, great room, eat-in-kitchen, sunroom with great water views, fireplace. Lots of decks, 160â&#x20AC;&#x2122; of waterfront with dock, garage, washer/ dryer, cable television, internet ready, outdoor hot and cold shower, all new appliances. September 15th - May 15th $1,500 monthly. 914-772-3393 SAG HARBOR Charming newly renovated cottage, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, large private property close to village. $1,400/ mo plus utils. Available mid Sept- mid May. Contact Doug (914)646-6369 Shinnecock, Canal. Furnished beautiful 2 Bedroom Co-op. Private parking. Waterfront. No pets/ smoking. $895/ month plus utilities. Sept.May. 917-687-4969 SOUTHAMPTON LUXURY CONDO 3 bedroom, 2.5 Bath. Gym and fireplace. NO Pets. $2,500/ month. (201)650-1466 or Southampton Village. 3 BR's, 4 baths. Fireplace, CAC, Private. Beautiful grounds/ pool. Guest cottage. Walk to village. September 25th- May 25th. $2,295 per month. (631)283-8455. Southampton Village 1 and 2 bedroom apartment, completely furnished. Walk to all. Cable/ internet. No smoking, no pets please. (631)283-7043 (646)942-3870

Southampton Village SOH! 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, living room with fireplace, study that could be used as 4th bedroom, granite kitchen, central heating/ AC, patio. Heated gunite pool/ pool house. Oct 15May 15. $2,200. (917)612-1854.

WATER MILL Spacious Furnished 1 bedroom apartment, w/d, cathedral ceilings, oak floors. Very private. Lots of closets! $1,200/ month. NowMay 15. (516)428-4121

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WATER MILL 6 bedroom Southampton Village HA M PT O N BAY S house, 4.5 baths with 20x40 WATERFRONT 3 Bedroom, 2 Baths, heated pool, 8 person hot tub, LR, DR, kitchen. basketball court, beautifully $2,200 Year round. Rooms Available landscaped, very private yard, For Rent With Also 2 bedrooms cottage stainless kitchen. Great layout, $1,600 incl. utilities. Kitchen & Private Bath CAC, wireless net. Must see!!! Walking Distance To $3,500/ month. Kevin (516)848-8885 (516)921-5414 Montauk Highway (516)316-1172 $950/ Month Unfurnished Southampton Village: 1 BR apt, $1,050/ Month Furnished suitable for one, private entrance, Westhampton Beach: charming efficiency kitchen. $900 includes $275 Weekly Furnished furnished 1 BR cottage. Owner utilities. $100 Daily Furnished No smoking. pays all. No smoking/ pets, (631)283-0730 $1,000. (516)456-5776 For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 SOUTHOLD WATERFRONT 3 bedroom ranch 100' bulkhead, Year Round Rentals desirable area. Great views! No NYC Quogue East Realty Co. pets/ smoking. $1,850/ month (631) 653-9660 plus utilities, security/ referenc- 1 Bedroom. Luxury Building. es. (847)421-5581 New Upscale Reno. 68/ Bway. East Quogue. Legal 2 br, 1 ba West Hampton: 3 BR, 3 bath, 2 2 Blocks Lincoln Center. apartment with living room and car garage, IGP, sun room, fully Available Immediately. Owner. No Fee. $3,400. Pix: kitchen. Immaculate. $1,400. renovated 2006, CAC, laundry w w w . A p t 6 8 S t . c o m room, basement. $2,400 monthly (516)364-5084 Quogue East Realty Co. + utilities. Close to Village and (631) 653-9660 Beaches. (631)283-2527, Out of Town (631)288-4454 East Quogue. 2 br, 1 ba cottage. $1,600

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FLANDERS Perfect Hamptons weekend getaway! Close to shops, beaches. Furnished 1 bedroom apartment. $1,200/ month includes all. (631)591-2397

Bridgehampton Brand New *Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bath on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, DR, game room, 6 TVs. *Also 7 BR, 5 bath house avail with all amenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-285-2440

Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 Quogue. 1 br, 1 ba apartment. Includes heat. $990

SAG HARBOR 2 bedroom East Hampton: 4 BR, 3 bath, Near beach and village. $2,250/ pool. $3,500 weekly, year round considered. (561)985-6238 month. (516)459-9598 pics SAG HARBOR Main street, available. Spacious 1 BR, 1st floor, newly decorated, fireplace, d/w, w/d, Quogue Village: scenic waterparking, $2,100 month including front property, panoramic views utilities. (631)725-1611 & magnificence sunsets, 4 BR, 3 SAG HARBOR Spacious refur- full baths, pool, central AC, bished 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath, d/w. $2,200 weekly. (631)288-5626. w/d, CAC, garden & patio. Walk to the village and beach, Westhampton: scenic waterfront property, panoramic views $1,895. (631)725-7189 & magnificence sunsets, 4 BR, 3 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 1 full baths, pool, central AC, bedroom apartment. Heat, water, $2,200 weekly. (631)288-5626. garbage pickup included. Walk everything. $1,200. Condos/Co-Ops (631)827-4540 Sag Harbor Village Guest Room, use of kitchen, $1,000 all inclusive, available 9/1. Walk to shops. restaurants. (212)213-4365 Sag Harbor Village Walk to Jitney, Shops, Beach. Charming 2 BR, 1 bath Cottage, EIK, W/D, Deck. Available Sept. 15th $1,800 plus utilities (760)333-3220 SOUTHAMPTON: Gorgeous 5 bedrooms, 3 bath, great room, large kitchen, heated pool, large deck, cac, near town & beach. Avail Sept 8 $3500/ month 917-520-4595 SOUTHAMPTON: On Bay, Private entrance into 2 BR, semi-furnished apartment. Walk to College. $1,500 includes all! (516)680-5902


Rooms East Hampton/ Wainscott near ocean, furnished BR/ bath, private entrance. $2,000 monthly. (631)537-3068

PALM BEACH FL, The Reef, 2 BR, 2 BTH furnished. The Jupiter Ocean Racquet Club; 1, 2 & 3 BR furnished seasonal rentals. (305)505-1803 Vermont: near lake, bring your boat, great golf. 3 BR + loft, private retreat, clubhouse with pool. 5 day min., $350 per night. (631)678-1262

Commercial GREENPORT Great location! Front Street. Approximately 1,300 s.f. Rent $1,950. Tel. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Units from 500- 4,000 sq. ft. On site parking. Live/ work. Office/ Retail. Owner (516)729-7000 WATER MILL SQUARE3,250 square feet. Prime Montauk Highway, $5,950/ $4,000/ $2,000. Offices at $325, $675, $1,000. Doctor's office $1,100. Call Ben (212)685-6500

WESTHAMPTON BEACH Very private 500 sf professional space with reception area, separate office+ large storage space. Steps from Main Street. Utilities included in low rent $900/ month Owner (631) 288-4343.

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Open House Sunday Aug. 15, 2-4pm 95 Windflower Ln., Riverhead Spectacular golf club & pond views, this 4 years new Post Modern is upgraded to the max- Gourmet kitchen, butler's pantry, LR, DR, 4 BR's, 2.5 baths, 1st floor master suite, oversized patio & wine cellar! Country Club Living with the privacy & freedom of owning your own home. $799,000

Homes Eastport: Southampton ship, mobile home, 55+, 2 bath, deck, washer, AC, Sale $37k, rent (917)836-7922

Homes townBR, 1 shed. $950.

HAMPTON BAYS/ Red Creek newly renovated 7 bedroom, 7 bath 10 minutes from Southampton. Must see! REDUCED! East Quogue: bordering $895,000. (631)286-4726 Quogue, Georgian style 4 BR, 4 bath, 2 yrs old, 2 car garage, Manorville- Spectacular cuslandscaped, room for pool. Sale tom built 6,000 sq.ft. ranch. 6.7 $899k, or winter rental $3,500 acres. 3 Bedroom, 2.55 Bath, monthly. Owner/ Broker Spacious living/ entertainment area, luxurious master suite, pro(631)766-5635 fessional kitchen, media room, beautiful pool, cabana, more. $1,350,000. (631)360-1900.

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Homes AQUEBOGUE *The Meadows Farm Ranch 3 BR/ 2 Bath $399,900 *Vineyard Views Ranch 3 BR/ 2 Bath $399,900 *Stunning Sophisticate's Victorian, 3 BR/ 2.5 Bath $559,000 *Two Acre Horse Farm! 3 BR/ 2.5 Victorian/ Barn $759,900 CUTCHOGUE Working B&B Farmhouse $474,900 JAMESPORT WV Cottage 200' From Beach! $399,900 RIVERHEAD Adorable Great Buy 2 BR/ 1 Bath $172,500! KATE CARPLUK Realtor (631)838-7608 Century 21 Albertson East Hampton: 4 BR, 2.5 bath, immaculate home on Private shy acre property. Cathedral ceilings in living room and master BR suite. French doors in living room open to heated pool, deck and beautiful landscaping. Fireplace, CAC, CVAC. Excellent rental history. $895,000. Owner (917)375-3915 EAST MORICHES Open House Sunday, 8/15 11:30am1:30pm. 7 Newpoint Lane. "Lots of house for the money" $369,900. 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath colonial, basement, garage, much more! Beach/ boating rights in Newport Beach. Broker (631)801-2505 (631)374-7404 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 East Quogue. Custom ranch home. 2 br,1 ba, granite kitchen with cherry cabinets and stainless appliances, family room with fireplace, formal dining room, full basement, hardwood floors, garage. $449,000

Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 HA M PT O N BAY S New 5 BR, 3 bath home for rent or sale. $3,000 Rent. $480,000 Sale. Call Ron (631)948-3652 Hampton Bays: Open Bayfront 1 BR house with loft on Shinnecock Bay. Exclusive $700,000. Hampton Bays: large 6 BR, 5.5 bath Colonial with accessory apt on 1.1 acre flag lot. Exclusive $699,000. Flocee Realty Inc. (631)728-0487 CAN YOU USE $25,000?

Hampton Bays $510,000. Buy or recommend a buyer for my house in Hampton Bays & $25,000 (Finders Fee) IS YOURS! (Payable at closing with you or your recommended buyer).

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Quogue Contemporary. Spectacular location, new to market. 2 story home offering 4 br, 4.5 ba, living room with marble fireplace, eat-in-kitchen, sunroom, full basement with wine storage, cedar closet and bath, hardwood floors, gunite pool with pool house, hot tub, large deck, 2 car garage and inground sprinklers on 1.1 parklike acres. $1,249,000. Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 Quogue: Dune Road beach house. Quaint summer cottage on .44 acre with unlimited bay views. Extremely private 2 bedroom, 1 bath home with fireplace. Deeded ocean right of way. $700,000. Sag Harbor/ Noyac Studio Cottage on Upscale Cul-de-Sac. Waterviews, Potential for Expansion $360,000. 917-355-2687, 631-725-1433 SOUTHOLD WATERFRONT 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch, .5 acre, 180' bulkheaded canal. Desirable area. Great views! $675,000. (847)421-5581

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SOUTHAMPTON Exquisite Waterfront Retreat on private road. Waterside heated pool. 4,000 sq ft masterpiece on 1/2 acre. Must see to believe. 6 BR, 4.5 bath. OWNER $2,500,000.

Southampton Village- Investment Opportunity! Lots of potential for first time home buyer, 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, hardwood floors throughout, new siding, new front and side decks, nice yard. Exclusive $380,000 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 Southampton- Just Listed and Priced to Sell! Well maintained, comfortable Ranch, bright picture window living room, hardwood floors, 2 large bedrooms, 1 bath, garage, room for a pool. Exclusive $560,000


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WATER MILL- PRISTINE 3 bedroom, 3 bath .58 acre. Backs Horse farm Designer Landscaping, Renovated, private $1,150,000. CALL OWNER (917)359-0293

FABULOUS BUY $1,395,000

Westhampton Beach: Cute, Turnkey 2 BR Mobile Home. Quiet Any-Age Park. Pictures online. $50,000 Some owner finance possible. 631-816-4412

Elizabethan stone/ brick/ stucco architectural “gem” with 1st fl MBR suite addition; KIT/FR combo featuring floor-to-ceiling FP; & heated in-ground pool. Great entertainment home for fun, sophisticated buyers. In Summit, NJ across from Green Acres reservation.

Westhampton Dunes Bay side newly built 3 story Nantucket style beach house. 3,100 sq ft., 5 bedroom, 3.5 baths, stainless steel appliances, lots of decking/ panoramic views of ocean and bay. Asking $1,800,000. Elliot Gallin Real Estate 631-766-5635

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Westhampton Beach Bring Your Boat! Immaculate & completely renovated waterfront 1 BR, 1 bath condo in the heart of the village. Just a short walk to Main Street & all it has to offer. Complete with Your own Boat Dock. Enjoy year round. $459,000 Rose M. Alfano, LSA 631-335-8810

EAST MORICHES Hart's Cove unique patio house all updated. 3/ 2, back yard overlooks pasture, pool, tennis court, marina with boat slip. $589,000. (631)878-7849 WESTHAMPTON BEACH

East 17th Street 4 Bedrooms SERENITY INFUSED Classic Flatiron Penthouse full floor Loft w/ Private Elevator Stunning, Sun-drenched Open Prewar Expansive 6,000 sf condo loft, N/S/E/W Expos, 6,000 sf buildable Rooftop Terrace. Sleek Boffi chef's kitchen, Spa Jacuzzi, Waterfall Spa, State Of the Art Telecommunication/ Recording Center Complete this unrivaled home. Quite Simply, this Penthouse Is in a Class by Itself! $11,500,000 Debra Pinto x17 Kinnaird Fox x15 (212)666-1600

Out of Town BRANCHVILLE NJ breathtaking MOUNTAIN LAKEFRONT 3 Bedroom, 3.5 bath retreat nestled in NJ State Park. Scenic lake views, CAC, fireplace, finished walk- out basement. A steal at $375,000! GSMLS# 2784987. Clearview Realty (973)948-4004

Beautiful 1 BR Beach Front Co-op Apt. Views facing Ocean & Bay. CAC, mooring rights on bay, sleeps 4. see photos:

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Reduced to $325,000 Owner(212)873-2556 WESTHAMPTON BEACH DUNE ROAD 1 Bedroom Co-op on the beach. Owner Moving, MUST SACRIFICE. Spectacular Ocean/ Bay Views. Heated Pool, Tennis, Barbecue. Asking: $269,000. Eileen Kaufman, Prudential (631)902-9980

GRAND HARBOR VERO BEACH FLORIDA Fully Furnished 3 BR, 2 Bath, Waterfront Condo. $429,700 Situated along the Indian River. Residents can enjoy the resort lifestyle including superb golf, tennis, boating & beach amenities. Call Warren 772-812-7390 Coldwell Banker

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* * * BEST VALUE ON DUNE ROAD * * * Bay Front house with private dock & ROW to Ocean. 5 BR's, 4.5 baths, amazing views. Ocean Beach across street. Close to Village. Also available for summer rental. Price Slashed! $1,499,000.

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Land BRIDGEHAMPTON Last 1+ Acre Lot on Magnificent Bridge Hill Lane. Surrounded by Beautiful Homes. $1,250,000. Call (917)287-8375 EAST MORICHES Beautiful, high elevation, 2 acre wooded waterfront building lot located in the estate section of Baywood. Land and water access to the beach and bay. With permits. $775,000 (631)874-9073 WOW- Doctors, Lawyers Complex set up on 3 Acres in Ridge. Telephones, Desks, Alarms- all there. Zoned J4. Worth a million. Foreclosure sale now! $599,000. Call Ron (631)948-3652

HAMPTON BAYS Tiana Shores, 1/2 Acre, walk to private beach, pool & tennis. Possible Waterview. $350,000 SOUTH FORK REALTY (631)728-6565 Montauk, half acre plus lot in panorama section. All permits in place and ready to build 2,900 sq ft home. Very private. $495,000. (516)695-0211 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 5 Half acre lots @ $500,000 & up plus 1930's home to be restored on shy 1 acre lot. $1,295,000. Total land for sale 3.2+/ - acres.


Owner (516)729-7000 SHARON SPRINGS, NY 65 Spectacular acres of land close to Cooperstown/ Cobleskill. Great building, farm and/ or recreational. Amazing views! $165,000. Call for more info. (631)537-6941

Realtor Listings CORCORAN Amagansett Office 140 Main Street 631.267.3900

Wyoming Ranch 76,400 acres. Check it out at $10,750,000

East Hampton. Make and Offer, just reduced pristine 3 bedroom 3 bath, new kitchen, heated pool, more. Exclusive $499K WEB# 27107 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417


Amagansett. Ocean & Dunes View Lot, 1.5 acres with approvals for 2,500 SF


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Out of Town Estate, in Crawford, NY. Ultra Private, 60 Acres, 7 Bedroom, 4 Bath, Colonial, Main Home & 2 Guest Homes. 69 Miles to NYC! $1,995,000. (845)355-7555.

Call for weekend appt., (516)650-7978 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100

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Shoreham Village: Tired of driving to the Hamptons? Modern beach house in the woods on acre+, private North Shore community, walk/ beach, tennis, basket ball, platform tennis, playground, private country club at beach. 3 BR, 3.5 baths, kitchen, LR, DR, TV room, dinette, den, open floor plan, designers home, pool, cabana with shower, hot tub, sauna, gym, multi-level decks. Plans for guest cottagewill build. Ultimate summer getaway! Retiring next year? Buy now! 516-906-8333


Formal LR w/ fplc, oversized FR w/ fplc, 6 BR, 4.5 bath, 2 masters, large granite EIK, heated pool with fab landscaping. $1.695M. Call owner 631-434-5088

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WEB# 10464 Peter M. approvals for 3,000 SF +/- house, 14 $3.295M ft. x 40 ft. pool and plus patios, abuts McCracken 631.953.0511 reserve. Exclusive $785K WEB# 5723 Southampton Office Krae VanSickle 631.267.7400 88 Main Street 631.283.7300 Montauk Office 729D Montauk Highway Water Mill. 2 Acre Waterfront Land, 631.668.3500 bay, ocean and sunset views from sunMontauk. Affordable Steps To Ocean, ny, cleared cul-de-sac lot. Exclusive see, hear and smell the ocean from your $5.75M WEB# 3323 Lylla Carter co-op deck-jus, great rental unit. Exclu- 631.702.9262 sive $199K WEB# 46591 John Taylor Westhampton Beach Office 631.267.7453 92 Main Street 631.288.6900 Shelter Island Office 181 North Ferry Road East Quogue. Wild Life I Contempo631.749.1600 rary, 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, 3,200 SF +/-, Shelter Island. Immaculate Bay Front, garage, basement, pool and tennis on Contemporary on 1.87 acre, heat pump, 1.08 acre. Exclusive $1.050M WEB# room for pool and tennis. Exclusive 52888 Ina Ferrara 631.680.1392

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