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100 steps to beach and water views from living room, dining area, open kitchen and spacious decks.Thisexemplaryweekendgetawaywastotally renovatedin2005.Ashingledbeachhouse,itoffers 3 bedrooms, 2 baths plus a den on the first level. The second story is the open plan living/entertaining center of this house. Cherry floors, mahogany decks, vaulted ceilings, and a pool plus spa set in a private lawn area are but a few of the details which make this home inviting and special. Exclusive. #60096. Dir: Stephen Hands Path to Alewive Brook to Old House Landing Road, to Bianco which is the last house on the right before Gardners Bay.


Newly-constructed Traditional home, close to the village, sits at the end of a cul-de-sac and borders a reserve. 2,800 sq.ft. includes 4brs, 2.5bths, 2 fireplaces, modern EIK, living room and formal dining room. Rear stone patio overlooks the gunite pool. Exclusive. #58843. Dir: Left on Bridge-Sag Harbor Tpk., right on Woodruff Ln, right on Tansey Ln.




Beautifully maintained home sitting on a full acre surrounded by reserves on 2 sides. 4brs, 2.5bths, large country kitchen, cozy dining area, open living room with stone FP, finished basement, AC, new filter and liner in pool that is surrounded by lots of decking. New furnace, hot water heater and water filtration system. Dir: Head North on Hands Creek, Shorewood is on your left. #62651


Peaceful ranch on Quiet Street, featuring 3 bedrooms, 1 bath & partial finished basement. Exclusive #61157. Dir. Wakeman or Lynn to Woodridge.


SOUTHAMPTON 2SHQ+RXVHวง6DW$XJวงSP &OXE'ULYHวง Enter into the secluded driveway past the large naturally landscaped pond up to this excellently maintained piece of paradise. Enjoy the tranquility that this 1.2 acre property has to offer. The house offers large rooms, an open floor plan as well as beautiful exotic rosewood hard floors. Separate guest quarters can be used for entertaining or can be used as a first floor master suite. Exclusive. 62595. Dir. Route 24 to Pleasure Drive.


Waterfront Cottage fronting the Peconic deep waters. 2 BR, great room with stone fireplace, dining area on shy landscaped half acre. Exclusive. #62591 Dir. 24 to Evergreen Ave. to Meadow Brook.


HAMPTON BAYS 3,500 sq. ft. Traditional on a secluded .75 acres. Chefโ€™skitchen,hardwoodfloors,heatedgunitepool, family room, living room, den, 4brs and 2.5bths. 2-car garage and an expansive sundeck. #60789


5br, 3.5bth, 2-story Traditional, nestled on almost 2 acres of professionally landscaped grounds, with formal dining room, fireplace, and central air conditioning. Outdoor features include pool with waterfall and 2-car garage. #55241




This 4000+ Mediterranean-Inspired Luxury Vacation Home boasts 4brs and 4bths. Cathedral ceilings,afireplaceenthralledwithbluestone,atop of the line kitchen. There is also a 2-car garage and a finished basement with a fireplace. The heated infinity pool is surrounded by bluestone terracing and a waterfall. The builder has also added a guest house as a bonus. Youโ€™ll find this as the ONLY newly constructed Mediterranean Luxury Home in East Hampton for sale. Excl.


Waterfront estate on 1.9 acres is 3,900 sq. ft., 5 en suite brs, EIK, heated gunite pool and dock on Island Creek. Co-Exclusive #HO156813. Dir: North Sea Rd., left on Millstone Brook Rd., right on Island Creek Rd.


Just completed, this breathtaking 5,500 sq. ft. home is located in a private community. Features 6 brs, 6.5 bths, professional kitchen and heated gunite pool/spa. Co-Exclusive #HO159196. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on Deerfield Rd., left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct., left on West Hills Ct.



Ranch style home featuring 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, wood floors, cedar deck, detached garage, and dock and beach rights. Exclusive #58907 Dir. Take Montauk Hwy make left south at Hallock Road follow to #9.


3 bedrooms, 2 baths, dining area with den, living room, & laundry room off kit. Exclusive #61217 Dir. Montauk Hwy to West Tiana Rd., left on RomanaDr.


Lovely Ranch home situated on .60 acre site. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace, CAC, deck for outdoor dining and relaxing. A mile from ocean beach. Exclusive. #61541. Dir. Montauk Hwy. to Ponquogue, left on Argonne, right on Wakeman. 1st driveway on left. Flag lot house is beige ranch in back.


Bay front cottage with forever bay views. Quality renovation includes granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, hardwood floors and CAC. Exclusive. #61420. Dir. Montauk Highway south on Springville to Rampasture.






Brand new construction in East Hampton. Centered on a beautiful landscaped lot. Traditional 4 spacious brs, with 3bths. Full basement, as well as room for a pool. Must See, best deal in John Marshall school district. Excl. #62425





Four bedroom, 5 bath, 3 car garage and heated pool on shy acre in a cul-de-sac community. Exclusive. #53026. Dir. East County Road 39, left on North Sea Road right on Majors Path, left on BalcomieLane.

โ€œBeach Houseโ€ with 3 brs, 3.5 bths, EIK and large deck has deeded private path and stairs to sandy Peconic Bay Beach. Exclusive #HO152951. Dir: West on CR #39 past Lobster Inn, bear right on NorthRoad,rightonOakhurstpastPeconicBeach Club, up and around to #23 on right.


Come see this live-in piece of art boasting 4 beds and 3 baths. Luscious landscaping and heated pool nestled in a highly desired area of the Northwest Woods. Exclusive. #46346. Dir: Take Stephen Hands Path to Old Northwest. Take a right on Midland Hwy and continue left onto Bay View Ave.




2-storygemwith4brs,3bths,centralair andfireplace. The1acregroundsarelushly landscaped around the pool. Exclusive. #62355. Dir: Three Mile harbor north to Springy Banks Road to Treescape Lane all the way to end.



Dir: Take Cedar Street to Hands Creek Rd. Take Hands Creek down a couple miles to Todd Dr., take a right on Todd. At the end of Todd, take a left on Diane Dr. #40 is on the left. #56358






New4br,3.5bthtraditionalfeaturesafirstfloor master suite, professional kitchen and spacious great room with fireplace that opens to deck. Heated gunite pool and 2-car garage. Rare, double lot on a cul-de-sac is moments to village, shopping and beaches. Excl. # 61000.

Very private and beautifully landscaped, this 5-br, 3-bth home is located in Shinnecock Hills and situated on .75 acres with pool, gazebo and hot tub, intriguing stone work with separate servant/guest area. Exclusive #H52244. Dir: CR 39 or Montauk Hwy to Hill Station Rd. to Club Dr.





2SHQ+RXVHวง6XQ$XJวงSP /RQJ/DQH Contemporary w/3br, 2bth, IGP, shed/carport. Exclusive #58587. Dir. Take Ponquogue to Wakeman Rd. go South to Long Ln., make right go to #19. +DPSWRQ%D\V2IILFH


Magnificent new 6,150 sq. ft. home has 5 brs, 5 bths, 2 half bths and features 1st floor master suite, gourmet kitchen, formal dining room, heated gunite pool with spa, outdoor shower and built-in grill. Co-Exclusive #HO156273. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on Deerfield Rd., left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct., left on West Hills Ct.


Magnificent,newly-completed,2-story,Traditional home, set on 1.26, secluded, natural-landscaped acres. 5brs,6.5bths,4fireplaces, formalDR, great room, library, finished basement, stone patios and heated, gunite pool. Separate loft space over2-cargarage.Exclusive.#50747Dir: Lefton Deerfield Road, left on Middle Line Hwy, Right on Southampton Hills Court, left at end of cul-de-sac.


This updated classic features LR, FDR, cookโ€™s KIT, butlerโ€™s pantry, 3 brs and 2.5 bths. Also offers pool house with AC, bth and KIT, heated pool and room for expansion. Exclusive #HO142538. Dir: East on HamptonRd.,leftonOsborne,houseonright.



Tremendous, 2-story Traditional home borders 2 open reserves.5,400sq.ft. includes 6brss, 6.5bths, 2 fireplacess, gourmet EIK, dining, CAC, finished basement, 2-car garage, landscaping, stone patios, 20x40ft, gunite pool and spa. Exclusive. #53003. Dir: North on Deerfield Rd., Right on Head ofPondRd.,leftontoWhisperingFieldsCourt.


This shy-acre lot is surrounded by farmland reservesandhorsepaddocks.Buildawonderful home with endless fieldviews. 2 miles from the VillageofWaterMill.Exclusive.#61539.Dir:North on Deerfield Rd., Right on Head of Pond Rd., left onto Whispering Fields Court.









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Hampton Jitney Gets The Show On The Road. Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… BASEBALL GAMES New York Yankees vs. Baltimore Orioles Tues., Aug. 14th - 7:05 p.m. game - $101 pp. Other Yankees game dates: September 1, 18 & 23

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Evacuation Cancelled Unexpected News Ends EPA’s Plan to Rope Off Southampton By Dan Rattiner Southampton Village is breathing a little easier this morning. The planned evacuation of the downtown area has been cancelled. As everyone knows by now, the nest of a Piping Plover family was found in the grass next to one of the Revolutionary War cannons in Monument Square last week. These birds, which are almost always found nesting on the beach, are an endangered species that have never before ventured off the shoreline. Down at the beaches, plover nests are fenced off with snow fencing, the beaches are closed and enormous fines are inflicted on anyone who is found going within a thousand yards of these cute little shore birds. When the nest in Monument Square was found last Tuesday, an advance group of interns from the Environmental Protection Agency were choppered in to investigate the situation. They roped off Monument Square and were here for two days drawing maps and making measurements to indicate how much of downtown would have to be evacuated. It appeared it would be all of it. They closed off Monument Square with yellow crime tape. But they did nothing further. On Friday, Woody Forrest III, the head of the EPA, New York State region, was scheduled to

fly down from Albany to announce the evacuation. But a court appearance held that day — he is under indictment for supposedly embezzling funds from the EPA — was postponed until Monday morning, so he stayed there, planning to come down on Monday afternoon. On Monday afternoon, however, his Cavalier Jet ran into a flock of pigeons as it took off from Albany International and, crippled from the pigeons clogging the engine intakes, had to

SHOP DOWNTOWN SOUTHAMPTON THIS COULD BE YOUR LAST WEEK EVERYTHING IS 10% OFF Visit the Piping Plovers from Behind the Crime Tape Finally, Tuesday morning, Mr. Forrest arrived at East Hampton Airport where he was met by the Mayor of Southampton, the Director of the Southampton Chamber of Commerce and several local environmentalists, who then accompanied him by car to Monument Square. The Village held its collective breath on Tuesday evening while Mr. Forrest held further consultations. And then, at 10 a.m., Wednesday morning, he held a press conference in Agawam Park by the war memorial there, attended by more than one thousand people and broadcast live over all local TV and radio stations. “I will get right to the point,” he said. “There will be no evacuation of downtown Southampton. A close examination of these creatures — done from afar, by binoculars, of course — explains why they have made their nest in Southampton’s Monument Square. “They are not Piping Plovers. The Piping Plovers have a single black band around their

An emergency meeting of the Chamber of Commerce on Thursday resulted in a widely-announced, townwide 10% off sale. circle around to make an emergency landing from where it had taken off. And so he was only able to come down here today, Tuesday. In the meantime, people downtown, particularly the merchants and those in the Chamber of Commerce, were hysterical. An emergency meeting of the Chamber of Commerce on Thursday resulted in a widely-announced, townwide 10% off sale.

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necks. These birds have two bands, one thick and quite visible, almost exactly like the ones on our Piping Plovers, but then a narrow one, barely visible, just next to the first one. “These are Pooping Plovers. They are native to Nigeria and have never before been seen here in America. In Nigeria, they are a filthy infestation. They thrive in downtown areas where they scavenge for garbage and trash. They breed all sorts of diseases. And they are a scourge on any community they claw their way into. They also bite. Usually, they are destroyed as soon as they are found. “So I should say, from the minute I end this speech until we wind things up here, you should keep your children away from Monument Square.” There was a rustling amidst the crowd as many people turned to look toward Monument Square, which is right across the street from Agawam Park. Why was this press conference being held in Agawam Park? There they were, two adults and three teenaged plovers, glaring with their little, beady red eyes right back at everybody. “I want to reassure everyone that, as near as we can tell, this is the only pair of Pooping Plovers that have made their way across the Atlantic to our shores. Of course, they could not get across on their own. So as soon as we were sure of what we had here, we made an immediate investigation of how they got here. And with the Village Police working with the FBI, the Department of Immigration, the State Police, the County Health Services, FEMA, the

CIA and the New York Longshoreman’s Organization in Brooklyn, we have learned that these two plovers came here aboard a large freighter loaded with 100,000 cases of Perrier that disembarked from Marseille nine days ago. The crew treated them as pets. Big mistake. Two of the crew members were hospitalized on Sunday when the unloading of all this Perrier Water in Brooklyn upset the birds, who then attacked the crew and flew off, apparently here to Southampton. “Immediately after the conclusion of this announcement, in addition to the fact we don’t want the children here, we will ask all of the adults to clear this area for one hour as we proceed to dispose of these despicable plovers and all the candy wrappers, potato chip wrappers, beer cans and the horrendously smelly bodily excretions — I have no idea how you people

could have allowed this — that, if left for a few more days could lead to the spread of disease. “Thank you all. I will take no questions. I am off to an important court case I must be at this afternoon in Albany. Good bye.” After the speech, citizens raced in every direction away from Agawam Park and Monument Square, some of them swimming across Lake Agawam to Meadow Lane. Soon thereafter, National Guard troops, who had apparently been mustering in the Southampton Cultural Center, appeared in the doorway of that building with flame throwers to advance cautiously upon Monument Square. After that, well, it is just too awful to describe, so I won’t. As a matter of fact, we were hustled away from the action and really can’t report on it at all. But we were told by the soldiers later that the Pooping Plovers were not harmed, particularly the babies and are, instead, being returned to Lagos, Nigeria, from whence they had come, before arriving in an empty freighter in Marseille to load up with the Perrier. They are to be dropped on that city by parachute. We have been told that no crewmen, longshoremen, bottles of Perrier or anybody else who might have been on that dock in Brooklyn has ever come to Southampton. Nor will they for at least six months. There is a report that a man flying a private Cessna a week ago saw them in the air over Farmingdale, Long Island on his way to JFK. After landing, he reportedly broke out in a rash. •

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Wrong Battle of the Revolutionary War Sign in Sagaponack is Over By Dan Rattiner This article is about character. My character. And so I have decided to confess. Two years ago, somebody told me that a beautiful, bronze historical plaque that sits on a metal pole on a street corner in the center of downtown Sagaponack was inaccurate. It described an incident that took place during the Revolutionary War where a British Major was involved in a vicious whipping with some American patriots at the Spider Leg Mill, which once existed on the spot. The plaque had the whipper and whippee mixed up. It was really the other way around. I went down and took a picture of this sign at the time and I published it in the paper and I wrote an article about the mix-up. The reason it was mixed up, I was told, was that an earlier sign that had been there had been stolen. And now, ten years after that happened, there was money available to replace it, but nobody could remember what it said and the people up in Albany could not find the folder that had the information about what it said. Eventually, they had found somebody in Sagaponack who said that they remembered it. He told them, they wrote it down and that’s what they put on the replacement sign. But

that person had remembered it wrong. And so the description on the plaque was exactly the opposite of what had happened. This new, wrong plaque that I wrote about was a very expensive and handsome bronze plaque indeed, painted black, with yellow raised lettering on it and the seal of the New York Historical Society. And I figured that if it took ten years to replace the one that got stolen, it would probably take another ten

concerns itself with about eight wars since the Revolution — and when the town hired repair people to do this job, they asked them to polish up the bronze plaques on it and to also polish up the bronze plaques on all of the historic markers nearby. Of course, that included the inaccurate one in Sagaponack. And so, I wrote the story again, noting they still hadn’t fixed it and it was still wrong. There it was, all shined up, but still wrong. And I took another picture of it and published it. It read, “Site of the Spider Legged Mill to Which Major Cochrane Tied William Russell During the Revolution and Ordered Him Whipped Until Bloodied.” After I wrote this second article, which was really written in the hopes of nudging along the powers that be to replace the errant plaque faster, I got a friendly letter to the editor from someone named Joseph R. Sahid of New York City, letting me know that the truth was that the evil Major DID whip the American patriot and by publishing the inaccurate information that it was really the other way around, I was perpetuating a myth. As I was pretty sure of my position on this, I thought that if I published this letter to the editor, it would only

Three months ago, a motorist drove into the war memorial monument at the crossroads in the center of downtown Bridgehampton a few miles away from that plaque. years to make a new, correct one. In any case, three months ago, a motorist drove into the war memorial monument at the crossroads in the center of downtown Bridgehampton a few miles away from that plaque. The monument was knocked askew, but the town felt it important to repair it right away. Many of the memorials on this monument were bronze plaques — the monument

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confuse people further. Now I would truly be perpetuating the myth. We get a lot of mail and we don’t have room to publish all of it anyway. But one week later, there was Mr. Sahid with a letter again, this time as part of a big packet that included several pages from a respected history book written in 1890 that proceeded to describe the whole incident from old newspaper records and the testimonies of the descendants of those who were there who said, essentially, the Major DID whip William Russell and would whip anybody and his whipping of William Russell was especially brutal and everybody was afraid of the Major and kept clear of him, including some of the other Redcoats, who sometimes said they wished he would just go away, which eventually, of course, he did. At this time, I had a decision to make. Do I publish this? Or do I not publish this? This historical material seemed very plausible. On the other hand, I would look like a fool if I published it. What I did when I got this was, frankly, put it in a pile of stuff on my desk to be decided upon later. It’s a good-sized pile. Usually if something sits there undecided upon for six months, I throw it out. So, time would tell. But the writer, Mr. Sahid, was not giving up. He wrote still a third letter. And this time, there was nothing friendly about it. “I have now brought you the historical proof that your account in the paper is wrong. And


you still do not publish it. I spoke to Justin DeMarco in your editorial department. He said he personally put the packet that contained all the proof on your desk. Why do you continue to perpetuate a historic inaccuracy like this?” I think it is fair to say, at this juncture, that what I am apologizing about is what happened next. I decided not to publish this chastising letter with all the historical data. There would be no room to publish the “proof” in the paper anyway. Besides, what sort of “proof” was this? I had heard what I had heard. And now, the so called proof sent was an account written in 1890, nearly one-hundred-and-twenty years after the event. Yes, it is possible that it was right and I was wrong. But, who really knew? Isn’t history revised all the time? Quite often,

it seems, new information is discovered to reverse a finding from years before. And that’s the truth. For a few days, I left this chastising letter on my desk NEXT to the pile of stuff to be decided upon later. And then I relented, sort of. I rummaged through the pile and found the SECOND letter — one of the nicer ones — and I ordered THAT published. It appeared in the July 20 issue of this paper. I wrote a comment after it that read, “I have heard it both ways. Your documents sent were in a history book written 100 years after the incident. Perhaps they are right. — DR.” Then I threw out the backup data from the second letter and the chastising third letter. I didn’t need to keep them around anymore. Earlier today, I was cleaning out my shoulder bag — I carry it around almost everywhere — and, down in the bottom, wrinkled and torn and stuck in a fold, I found a little piece of a news clipping that I had apparently put there two years ago. It was one of the original reports of the fact that the writing on this new sign was wrong. It had appeared in either the Press or the Star, there was no indication of which, and I had at the time ripped it out and put it in my bag, where it got carried around all this time. Here, two years later, it had turned up. “Where History Went Wrong in Sagaponack,” (continued on page 41) ADVERTISEMENT

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Fleeting Expletives The Fight Over Dirty Words Makes Its Way Through the Courts By Dan Rattiner My daughter and my two grandchildren, age 6 and 3, have been visiting us here in East Hampton this past week. The other morning, we all piled in my car, I turned the key in the ignition and on came the radio, satellite radio, tuned to the last station I had been listening to, which was an x-rated standup comedy station. The third word that came out of the speakers was the F word. Satellite Radio is, at the present time, free to use any words they want to, unlike regular radio, TV and the movies. “Best to turn that off,” my daughter said. I complied immediately, of course. “Oops,” I said.

It is quite amazing that, during the last ten years, all of our government agencies, with the full concurrence of the citizenry and the Film and Television Board, have been on a campaign to stamp out every utterance of any obscene language in the media. The reason I think it is amazing is because I was among those who, forty years ago, fought so hard to liberate foul language from the restrictions put on it just one generation before. Allowing people to say the F-word and the Sword and all the other words, we argued, is protected by the American constitution as part of our country’s promises of freedom of speech and freedom of artistic expression to its citizens. It

seemed so right at the time. And I guess it was. I wonder, today, as we clamp down once again on dirty words, where are all those millions of people, those hippies and liberals and constitutional lawyers and politicians and freedom marchers, today? Why aren’t they speaking up? Okay, they are a bit older, but they still have, um, freedom of speech. I guess. What’s the matter? Cat got your tongues? Frankly, I have changed too. Forty years ago, when I heard a dirty word, a thrill of triumph went through me. The prior generation lived in the 1940s and 1950s. Nobody ever said a dirty word. In the movies, married people even slept (continued on the next page)

SPITZER VS. BRUNO AND SILVER MADE SIMPLE By Dan Rattiner As far as I can figure out, here is what has just happened in Albany. It’s pretty sad. Last November, in a landslide, we elected our New York Attorney General, Eliot Spitzer, to be the governor of New York. Spitzer had made his reputation with no-holds-barred assaults on Wall Street misfeasance. That these assaults were brutal and mean-spirited had been a necessity. In a world where the weak fall by the wayside and the strong survive, it was effective. Why would such a hard-nosed person get elected as our governor? Because our state gov-

ernment needed to be cleaned up. For at least a generation, the State government has been held hostage by whomever is the Speaker of the Assembly and the Majority Leader of the Senate. You can elect whomever you want as a governor, a conservative or a liberal, with an agenda or without and he will get nothing done, unless he sits down with these two individuals and gets them to agree upon it. The two, of course, are pals, whoever they are. Because, if they work together, they can always get what they want. And, unlike the governors, they are there long term. The local districts that elect them

elect them again and again, because, in their positions, they are able to shower all sorts of largesse upon their constituency. So its two against one. And if the one doesn’t go along with the other two pretty soon, it’s bye-bye for him. He’ll come up for re-election as a do-nothing governor. It’s a stupid, un-democratic system. Basically, no matter what the people want, it comes down to what Joe Bruno and Sheldon Silver, the current leader and speaker want. It seems that, to a great degree, the various assemblymen and senators in Albany are, like (continued on page 47)

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in separate beds. It was a rule of the Film Board. You couldn’t show anybody in the same bed. People would kiss, the music would swell up and there would be a fade out. We thought it was terrible it ended at that. Lenny Bruce, on a stage in a New York club, said a dirty word and the Feds arrested him and threw him in jail. Everybody ran out into the streets in protest. Then, Clark Gable said, “I don’t give a damn” in the movie Gone With the Wind and everybody went nuts. Pretty soon, films were filled with people speaking dirty words. Books were written with dirty words. And it felt so GOOD. You’d lean out your window and at the top of your voice shout out one of them. And out on


the street, if anybody heard it, they’d shout back “right on,” which was one of the common phrases in those days. I always thought, back then, that these dirty words had a richness to them, providing meanings and nuances to thoughts that could not be expressed in the English language any other way. But now, with the crackdown, the richness and nuances just seem embarrassing. Try it. Particulary if you were one of those who fought so hard to make these words legal. Just try it right now. I’ll wait. See? What the heck has happened? Among the many casualties of this swing of the pendulum back to where it was half a century ago are movies made in the 1970s and 1980s. Some were just big, dumb car chase movies starring Burt Reynolds and overweight police officers, but others were simply magnificent. But they don’t appear on TV today, or if they do, they are full of bleeps. So they are essentially gone, all gone. All that effort, right down in the wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap dumpster. The latest news about the battle against bad words has come in a Federal Appeals Court, where there has been a trial concerning what is called by the participants “fleeting expletives.” These are sudden bad words said on live TV shows sort of by surprise, which are impossible to bleep out because they happen so fast. For example, Nicole Richie, getting an award on the Billboard Music Awards said such a word, apparently using it instead of the more old fashioned and ok word “shucks.” On the same show, the movie star Cher said the S word. Both were used by the prosecution in this case — the TV stations broadcasting these programs were protesting fines charged to them by the Film Board because that’s what the Film Board wanted to censor. The prosecution argued that “fleeting expletives” used by movie stars were no different

than “fleeting expletives’ used by certain politicians on C-Span. They gave the example of President Bush using the F word at a luncheon honoring Tony Blair that was on TV without anyone being fined. They gave another example of Vice President Cheney issuing such a forbidden phrase when speaking in the Senate in rebuttal to something that Senator Patrick Leahy had said. In the courtroom, the Vice President made a comment that was an obscene version of the phrase “get lost,” which everybody knows, after they think about it, must have been “go take a flying f—-.” The prosecution also argued that “fleeting expletives” were comments of frustration and anger different from other expletives that refer to “sexual or excretory organs and their activities,” which they reluctantly conceded, apparently, are, these days, inappropriate. Steven Spielberg’s film Saving Private Ryan came up during this trial. It was argued by the prosecution that the frequent use of “fleeting expletives” throughout the movie, allowed by the Film Board’s panel because they were historically accurate, understandable under the circumstances and an insult to our brave military veterans if not used, were thus a further example of the capricious nature of the Film Board’s rules. In the end, the court agreed with the prosecution. So, the Film Board’s rules were thrown out, or at least will be thrown out if this decision survives an appeal to the Supreme Court. I sometimes think that the tightening up on the use of obscenity has something to do with our being at war. The long-ago clamping down on bad words occurred during World War II. Now, we are clamping down again in what appears to be a war against religious extremists. You could also argue that a clampdown occurred during World War I, because the Roaring Twenties followed with all its liberalism. We tighten up and focus our thinking (continued on page 28)


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The Counterfeits Here a Sticker, There a Sticker, Everywhere a Beach Sticker By David Lion Rattiner When you think about illegal counterfeits, you think about money, you think about music or DVDs and you think about handbags and watches on Canal Street. Very rarely, however, do you think about beach passes. But here in the Hamptons, things are just getting plain weird. Everybody knows that if you want to head to the beach in Southampton, you need a resident or non-resident beach permit to park. If you don’t get one and decide to park anyway, then a fine of $175 hits your windshield. It is for this reason that parking stickers, especially for non-residents, are hard to come

by. They sell out quickly and every summer the Towns and Villages of East Hampton and Southampton employ a force of traffic cops to ticket cars and collect fines. This year, at least in Southampton, an illegal racket has sprung up involving counterfeit beach stickers that fool traffic cops. This has revealed a darker side to the Hamptons beach scene that involves naïïve tourists being taken advantage of by clever scam artists. Southampton Village Deputy Clerk Eileen Mascara was reportedly enjoying a nice day at Coopers Beach in Southampton when a beach attendant approached her with one of the counterfeit stickers, which Mascara believes

was made using a simple computer scanner. She reviewed the sticker and found it to be a definite counterfeit, noticing that the color was off and that it did not have a perforated ridge. When the owner of the car using the sticker was confronted, he swore that he thought it was legitimate, telling a story of how a man had approached him selling the sticker for $100, claiming that he was leaving for the rest of the summer and no longer needed it. The transaction was made and the man left feeling like he just won the lottery. Little did he know, he had been duped. (continued on the next page)

DAN’S PAPERS’ KITE FLY, AUGUST 5, SAGAPONACK By Jamie Felber In a world of who’s who, and see and be seen, of galas and fundraisers and charity bashes with red carpets and pink champagne, there is only one Hamptons’ event that must not be missed. Once again, Dan’s Papers brings you the annual kite fly. Sponsored by Southampton Town Park Department, this year’s event will be held August 5, from 5 to 7p.m. at Sagg Main Beach in Bridgehampton. The decorum for this year’s event is as follows: Leave your high heels and checkbook behind. No donations are being sought and

there are no valets to tip. The Southampton Town Parks Department has suspended all parking regulations for the evening, so not having a coveted and prized sticker for Sagg Main Beach‘s extensive parking lot is no excuse. To top it off, they have even kept all the facilities open, as well as supplying us with the finest lifeguards the Hamptons has to offer. All you are required to bring is a kite and a mentality to have some really good fun. At the kite fly, for the most part, the younger generation rules absolute, and I know I have some very fond memories of previous year’s (continued on page 38)

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In the past, East Hampton has had counterfeit problems as well. There was a rash of robberies involving beach stickers being peeled off from windshields of convertibles and then being resold on the black market. East Hampton and Southampton both recognized the problem and solved it by creating stickers that change color once they are pulled off of a car and re-stuck, which has deterred the thefts. However, the sought-after beach sticker is certainly a hot item, especially for the rich renters out here who rent homes for over $100,000 per month but can’t get a resident beach permit because all the non-resident stickers have sold out and they are not technically residents.

Southampton Mayor Mark Epley has said that he is interested in developing a new sticker next year that will make it harder for counterfeiters to reproduce them. East Hampton may do the same. After interviewing a parking attendant at Main Beach in East Hampton, who did not want to be identified, it had become clear that the stickers, for some people, have become more than just parking permits. For some, they are a symbol of prestige. “I was approached by this guy in a Mercedes who was furious that he couldn’t get into ‘parking lot 1’ at Main Beach. He told me he’d be willing to pay a thousand dollars to get a sticker. I started to laugh at the guy, telling him that he’d be better off just paying the

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when we are at war. I want to end this article by letting you know that somewhere in our archives here at Dan’s Papers, in the 1970s, there are issues of the paper that have ads for x-rated movies that were playing at the main movie theatres in Westhampton, Southampton and East Hampton. Go see Debbie Does Dallas. Go see Behind the Green Door. And we did. And at the time, it was the thing to do. Today, it would be ghastly. People would protest in the streets. I’d probably be one of them. And I have no idea why I would do this. •

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Super Saturday Rudy Giuliani Looking for a Shirt, Donna Karan Looking for Shoes By Sabrina C. Mashburn Last Saturday, while the polo ponies were going for goals in Bridgehampton and dads played on the beach with their kids, the fashion-conscious ladies of the Hamptons and a few fashion-forward gentlemen were snapping up designer duds as fast as they could at Super Saturday located at Nova’s Ark Project in Water Mill. Since the proceeds support The Ovarian Cancer Research Fund and everything was priced at 75-percent less than retail, Hamptonites shopped with abandon, grabbing anything that looked like it might fit, and even some that didn’t, in order to get the best deals. As one of the biggest fundraising events of

the summer, Super Saturday also boasts one of the longest lists of celebrity attendees. Guests who were milling around might have spotted special guest Kelly Ripa, Donna Karan, the designer hostess of the event, or InStyle Magazine’s Editor-in-Chief, Charla Lawhon, who also hosted the day’s festivities. Other guests included Russian heiress Anna Anisimova, Tichina Arnold, Fabiola Beracasa, Diem Brown, Lorraine Bracco, Christy Turlington Burns, Edie Falco, Bethenny Frankel, Judith and Rudy Giuliani, Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss (who had some of her famous swimsuits up for grabs), Dayle Haddon, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Clinton Kelly, Mandy

Moore, Tinsley Mortimer, Petra Nemcova, Beth Ostrosky, Bernadette Peters Hal Rubenstein, Reverend Run, Russell Simmons, Hana Soukupova, Carmen Marc Valvo and Rachel Zoe. Although the event lasted until six p.m., vendors started taking an additional 25- percent off of the already discounted duds and accessories by four p.m. and by five, they were closing up shop. For those of us who stayed until the bitter end, the closings meant $10 Bill Blass dresses, free modal shirts and $10 Marc Jacobs bags. Even though the prices seem too good to be true, the event grossed $3 million for (continued on the next page)

THE UNBELIEVABLE CIVIC PROJECTS IN MONTAUK By T.J. Clemente A community defines itself by the way it spends its collective monies. And the hamlet of Montauk has been making bold statements lately. At the Annual Harbor Lights Gala, Gurneys’ CEO Paul Monte proclaimed, “Montauk is the little engine that could.” In the last few years, while some communities are scaling back libraries Montauk built a new one. When it was decided that the Montauk Public School needed more classroom space, it was provided. Even the new Catholic Church, a project that at first seemed overly ambitious — it was proposed as twice the size of the old

one — is now completed and in use every Sunday. And when it came time to make a decision on what to do an abandoned indoor tennis court and theater building known as The Playhouse, a bold decision was made to act responsibly for the long-term future of Montauk. It isn’t always that people can make these astonishingly civic-minded decisions in a small community and it is refreshing to see that Montauk could and did. The citizens of Montauk, by spending large sums of money on public projects, sends a strong message about how they feel about their community. The Annual Harbor Lights

Gala was, in fact, a gathering of those who have chosen to contribute personal money for the public good. Honoree Ellis French said that he is, “blessed to live and work in Montauk.” It seemed like everybody was nodding ‘yes.’ It was that spirit that made the gala event held last Saturday night again at Montauk Lake Club a success. The other honoree, Paul Monte, closed his remarks by saying how lucky he was to be born, raised and living “in this special community we call Montauk.” So, what is being done? A bold plan to resurrect the Playhouse and to expand the commu(continued on page 45)

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dmatthews@ross With the Super Rich on the Lacrosse Field at the Ross School By Justin DeMarco and Jessica Murray As we drove down Daniels Hole Road and saw the black and silver signs lining the roadside, we knew this marked the beginning of our Hampton Social experience. These chic signs were directing us to the parking field, across from the East Hampton Airport, bringing us one step closer to the exclusive concert featuring Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds. Thus we went through the first obstacle of making it through the maze that hid behind the Social gates, which would eventually bring us to our destination. There were two entrances through these gates. Since we are all VIPs at this event, we tried to make a statement by stepping through the entrance on the left, the entrance less traveled, if you will. Nonetheless, both entrances led to the same place, a path leading to the concert grounds, but for the celebrities there was a pit stop — an area of flashing cameras lights and media buzz. Being an editorial assistant and intern for Dan’s Papers, we bypassed this stop and continued down the corridor lined with orange and yellow drapes, bamboo shoots along the sides of the wall and an impressive display of sunflowers, until we saw the light and Social

attendants holding trays of champagne. We had arrived. As we took our first lap around the premises around 6:30 p.m., with trays of mini pizzas, martini glasses filled with sweets and phylowrapped something or others making their rounds, we met up with the American illusionist and stunt performer, David Blaine. We asked for a picture, but Blaine went beyond this request and wowed us with his first card

long couches, to further enhance the audiences comfort. There was also covered seating, in case the rain did decide to crash down. Just as difficult as deciding which type of seating you preferred was the decision of which bar to go to, as there was no shortage of those around. There were full bars outside of each tent, complete with top shelf liquors. Circling back to the other side of the venue, we saw adults revisiting their youth with plastic bags filled with pink and blue cotton candy in hand. There were the tall, skinny model-types enjoying the fried corn dogs. After thorough observation, the theme for the evening seemed to be casual comfort with added class. After being on our feet for a while and having the aroma of backyard barbecue wafting in the breeze, our stomachs began to grumble and we decided to dig into the Southern eats. In honor of Dave’s South African roots, Social brought in New York City chef Adam Perry Lang of Daisy Mae’s BBQ to give the guests a taste of Southern comfort. The choices were plentiful and we filled our plates with hearty coleslaw, mac n’ cheese, corn bread, pulled pork sandwiches, smothered beef ribs, chicken and beef fajitas, guacamole and salsa.

The fajita station was on our left, the caffeine bar (i.e. Nespresso) on our right, Dylan’s Candy Bar for our sweet tooth behind us and the real bar straight ahead. trick of the evening. We are still scratching our heads, trying to figure out how he pulled it off. After the magical encounter, we decided to continue our tour of the grounds. As we walked up to the stage, we noticed the rows of sleek black lounge chairs lining the lawn, only one of the various forms of seating for this event. Behind the lounge chairs were scattered tables and chairs and under the two large tents were

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Our table just happened to be in a prime 8:15 p.m., audience members had their feet location as well. The fajita station was on our moving, heads bobbing and hands clapping left, the caffeine bar (i.e. Nespresso) on our right up to the final sounds of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ants right, Dylanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Candy Bar for our sweet tooth Marchingâ&#x20AC;? encore. Both artists also got into the behind us and the real bar straight ahead. The â&#x20AC;&#x153;casual comfortâ&#x20AC;? theme as Tim Reynolds sportfood was delicious and for a moment, it felt like ed a blue and yellow Star Wars tee while Dave weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d traveled below the Mason-Dixon. Matthews wore his work boots, blue jeans and You would think that, after all this food, our a casual black button-down. The dynamic duo bellies would be bulging for the worked well in this intimate setting, remainder of the event, but the as they kept the house rocking while great thing about the venue was slipping in some comical dialogue that you had to get up and walk to here and there. As Matthews put it, get your food and drink, so at least â&#x20AC;&#x153;Small talk is better than nothing.â&#x20AC;? we were burning some calories. As The audience took full advantage we finished our finger-lickinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;-good of the intimate setting, as they were food, we hesitated and foolishly within earshot of the performers. A wondered where the garbage was man to our left yelled out, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Congrats to throw out our food scraps and on the baby, Dave!â&#x20AC;? Dave Matthews drop our plates. We finally decided gave the man thumbs up in between to leave our human instincts aside sipping a drink from his mug. After and leave our plates on the table. being acknowledged by the GrammyAnd then it happened. Echoes of winning performer, the man turned the man of the evening, Dave to his friends and screamed as if he Matthews, could be heard over the had just won the lottery, â&#x20AC;&#x153;You see speaker system throughout the that? Dave gave me the thumbs up! grounds. Everyone immediately Woo hoo! Dave!â&#x20AC;? A couple songs later, rushed to the stage and took after Matthews jammed out with advantage of the ample seating Reynolds to â&#x20AC;&#x153;Crazy,â&#x20AC;? a woman nearby options. Some even perched themshouted out, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s my wedding selves right in front of Matthews, song!â&#x20AC;? Clearly, the crowd was feeling sitting cross-legged on the lawn. the eveningâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vibe. From the moment Dave The musical prowess of these two Matthews and Tim Reynolds musicians truly was a once in a lifestepped on stage and hit that first time experience. The performers David Blaine note of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Old Dirt Hillâ&#x20AC;? a little after were enjoying themselves just as

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Old Jail Sag Harbor’s Century-Old Slammer is Now a Village Museum By Fred Katz From 1916 all the way through the mid 1980s, the Sag Harbor jail was located south of Bay Street on Division Street, right by the water. In the 70s, the jail was closed. However, its history did not. On September 6, 1996, the Sag Harbor Historical Society reopened the jail for the public after receiving about a $10,000 grant by the Natural Heritage Foundation to repair the jail. Now, the Sag Harbor Old Jail House is a museum, which is open to the public. The original purpose of the jail was not to house major criminals (i.e. murderers, bank robbers, etc.), but to keep peace in the town of

Sag Harbor. The jail, which consists of three cells for men and one cell in the back for a woman, would keep the drunkards and the druggies off the street for a night. Usually, the inmates would be let out after only one or two nights of incarceration. The jail was also used as a “holding pen” for more serious criminals. They would be kept there until they could be transferred to a bigger prison, which could watch its inmates more carefully and with better security. Although top-flight criminals were not brought to the Sag Harbor jail, its history is still filled with rich and sometimes crude stories. In the 1960s, Gil Collins, who was known as

the town drunk and lived on Jefferson Street in town, was consistently arrested every night and thrown into the Sag Harbor Jail. Living in a small town, everyone either knew Collins or knew of Collins. Parents warned their sons and daughters to stay away from the drunk — he was dangerous and would be a bad influence on their children. One night, in the mid-1960s, Collins was thrown into the jail again. Using a rope in his cell, he hanged himself from the ceiling and died. This suicide is the only known death in this prison. Since its opening in May, the Sag Harbor Old Jail House has been kept up well. Upon (continued on the next page)

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entrance, there are three cells on the right, which were used for the men. The cells each had a sink, a toilet, a bed and are surrounded by yellow metal bars. As you keep walking straight, about ten feet ahead is the woman’s cell. Although this is the biggest cell, it is the most secluded, in order to separate the two genders. This also has a sink, a toilet and a bed. Now, in the woman’s cell, there is a bureau with books, pamphlets and past pictures commemorating the history of the Old Jail House. The pictures are of past cops who worked at the jail and in the Sag Harbor police force and of habitual inmates mainly from the 1950s and 1960s such as Gurden “Peek-a-Boo” Corwith, a man who was arrested in Sag Harbor numer-

ous times in the 1960s for spying on women in their homes. As you walk in, you will be helped by a volunteer from the Sag Harbor Historical Society, as he/she gives you a tour of the jail along with a history lesson. The Sag Harbor Old Jail House has attracted a diverse group of followers. According to Priscilla Ciccariello, a docent of the Sag Harbor Historical Society, in the past two months, jail has had visitors from four different continents (North America, Europe, South America, and Africa), five countries (The United States, Ireland, South Africa, Great Britain, and Peru) and seven states (New York, Maine, Virginia, Illinois, Massachusetts, Florida, and Connecticut). This

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Who’s Here By Dan Rattiner I was having lunch with Billy Joel the other day at the Dockside in Sag Harbor and we started talking about his rock concerts. He’s got one coming up this weekend for an exclusive audience at the Ross School, but I didn’t want to talk about that just yet. I wanted to talk to him about a giant Homecoming Concert he had here on Long Island at the Nassau Coliseum some years ago that I had gone to. In terms of pure extravaganza, it was unmatched. It reminded me of some sort of political rally for a fascist dictator. “I always think of you as this nice, down-to-earth easy guy,” I said. “And then I got these tickets…” “I got them for you,” he reminded me. “The place was sold out.” “And two miles away from the Coliseum, along the Meadowbrook Parkway, I see some guy walking along and I think, is he lost? Was he in an accident? And then I see he is selling T-shirts. The traffic jam begins. It takes an hour to go the last two miles and everybody is screaming and yelling and playing Joel songs on their car radios and they are all out of their minds.” “It can be like that.” “And from there it builds. In my whole life, I have never experienced anything like what went on that day. The Coliseum was packed with tens of thousands of people, with standing room only. You got onstage and everybody went wild. Everything shook. I had no idea.” “You should feel what it’s like on my end,” he said. “For two and a half hours, I’m a king. And then its over. And the next thing that happens is I’m leaving my own concert in my bus and I’m stuck in the same stop and go traffic jam as all the other poor shlubs.” “You don’t deserve it.” “I don’t.” “You should have a helicopter that swoops in at the end of the concert and plucks you out.” “Rock stars have done that. I’m sure of it. They have.” “Right up the rope ladder.” We talked about one of the concert tours he went on a long time ago. This was at the Subic Bay Naval Base in the Philippines. He was entertaining the troops. “This was in 1991. I’d given the concert and this was the next morning. They made me an honorary four-star general for the day. I had the hat on, the medals, the jacket, the stars

Billy Joel Piano Man and then all these sirens and bells went off. Everybody started running around. It was crazy. I asked, what’s going on? We’ve gone to war. We’ve invaded Iraq. It was the Gulf War. I thought, why on the day I’m a four-star general? What am I supposed to do?”

Levittown, owned an oceanfront mansion in Amagansett when he was married to Christie Brinkley, moved to a mansion on the North Shore of Long Island in the exclusive Centre Island area for about five years and now, because of a dock, he is back. “My house was on a harbor,” he said. “And I figured if my house was on a harbor, then I could build a dock. The house had had a dock. So I applied for one. But it had been abandoned too long. They would not let me dock my boats there. I had to dock them in Oyster Bay.” “But you could LOOK at your broken dock.” “And my idea when I bought this house was that it was just twenty minutes from New York City by boat. I often have to go to New York. But now it was forty minutes to get to my boat and another twenty to take it to New York. Didn’t make any sense.” “So you moved back here.” “And I didn’t want to have such a big place. I had a big place right on the ocean when I lived here before, with my exwife Christie Brinkley. Now I have two little places. I can be on the ocean at the house I bought from Roy Scheider in Sagaponack, or I can be here in Sag Harbor, where I have a boathouse with a dock out front on Bay Street. I don’t even need a car in Sag Harbor. I can walk everywhere.” “What about your Harley Davidson?” I asked. “I bought a British military motorbike from World War II. Works fine. Has one cylinder. Use it if I need it. I park next to five Harleys. Everybody looks at the half-century-old motorbike.” It does turn out, however, that Billy Joel is in the motorcycle business. With a friend, Ralph Schneider, he has started a motorcycle restoration business in Huntington. “Ralph owns a Harley Dealership. At the dealership, we rebuild Harleys and other motorcycles. We make them look old. Tear them apart. Rebuild them to resemble motorcycles from the 1940s. We’ve been doing this for two years.” “How’s your boat building business going?” Ten years ago, Billy Joel brought boat building back to eastern Long Island. At that time, he designed something he called a Shelter Island Runabout. And he made an arrangement with Peter Needham of the Coecles Harbor Boat Yard on Shelter Island to reopen

What a life he has built for himself. And what a body of great music this six-time Grammy winner has composed and sung and continues to sing for us all. “What did you do?” “I got into civilian clothes.” Billy Joel, in case you didn’t know, has returned to the Hamptons. In case you also didn’t know, he has almost always lived on Long Island. He was born and raised in

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20 Years Ago In Dan’s Papers July 31, 1987 Ad from July 31, 1987

Everyone Versus the Bureaucracy Last Monday, it was realized that a piece of the Suffolk County bureaucracy had apparently gone mad. As a result, various commissioners, County Legislators, Town Supervisors and private citizens got into the act to assure everybody that things would be brought quickly under control. The madness was a County plan to possibly auction off the center of downtown Montauk. We are talking about the Plaza here, the open green with the flagpole on it where ceremonies take place, where fairs are held and where the flag is raised every morning. It would be like New York City, suddenly announcing they are considering auctioning off Central Park. The possibility of auctioning off the park in the middle of Montauk came about in a memo from the Commissioner Robert E. Sgroi dated July 2, 1987. “Attached is a list of parcels that are being considered for auction/sale by the Department of Real Estate” he wrote. “If you have objections to the auction/sale of any of these parcels, please contact (me) by July 16.” On the list, and there were five items on the list, was the park in the middle of downtown Montauk. Needless to say, everyone jumped in to see that the middle of Montauk got on his auction list. “Perhaps it came about because of a tax lien,”

he said. “There are 7000 parcels we deal with here. Things like this can slip in.” A check with the County Treasurer’s Department, however, showed that no tax lien was ever taken by the County.









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“I’ll look into it further,” Mr. Sgroi told me when I told him there was no tax lien. “But be assured that this parcel will never be auctioned off. I could never drive through downtown Montauk if that ever happened. I am removing this parcel from this list as of this moment.” Meanwhile, County Legislator Tony Bullock, who is running for Town Supervisor of East Hampton, got wind of things. “I am shocked to see the above-referenced parcel considered for public auction,” he wrote in a letter to Mr. Sgroi. This letter had been sent, but not received by Mr. Sgroi, at the time I spoke to him. “ This parcel constituted the largest remaining piece of open space in downtown Montauk. It is, in fact, the green, the center and heart of the Montauk business district. The thought of this piece being sold to a private party at an auction is in itself a ruthless affront to the Montauk community.” As it has turned out, the placing of this parcel on the auction list was just part of a standard internal procedure in the County Real Estate Department. Wayne Thompson, an assistant to Mr. Sgroi, and the man who says he put this on the list, explained things. “This property was deeded to the County by the Montauk Improvement Company in 1968,” he said. “The Company didn’t want it any more and they didn’t want to pay taxes on


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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Brad Pitt? If you didn’t see it last week, you can probably catch a rerun of VH1’s “The Fabulous Life: Hamptons” this week. The show was a thirtyminute tribute to the rich and the famous people who live and play out here in the Hamptons. If you are like me, you felt disgusted with yourself as you watched — with great interest — as VH1 glorified gluttony, the likes of which most of the well-to-dos out here are secretly ashamed of. I watched with a sense of shameful pride as VH1 pointed out how Ira Rennert’s house is ridiculously big and all of his neighbors think he’s a big A#$%!#$ for building such a big house. I watched as PR people were interviewed and described some of the sensational parties. “Parties can range from $300 per person to $7,000 per person,” she said. I watched with great interest as the show


detailed the real estate transactions that Howard Stern has made over the years and also how fascinatingly hot Christie Brinkley is. I also watched as Hamptons regulars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are always hanging out here… Wait… What!? Brad Pitt? Angelina Jolie? I’ve never heard that one before. I hit the rewind button on my Tivo and watched again as the announcer said, clearly, that Brad Pitt heads out to the Hamptons all the time. I don’t mean to be the know-it-all in the room, but there is no way in hell that Brad Pitt has ever set foot in the Hamptons. I don’t know this because I am some sort of celebrity stalker, or because I just know all of this kind of stuff because I work in the media. It is actually pretty easy to find out if Brad Pitt or Angelina has ever been out in the Hamptons before. All you have to do is walk into a room of women some place east of the Shinnecock Canal and say, “Has Brad Pitt ever been out here?” and a wave of triumphant, sexually driven, gossip-knowing, fire-breathing women will all yell at the top of their lungs, “Brad Pitt? I’ve never heard of him being out here before, ever!” And then, for the next half hour, you will listen to them talk about every single

movie that Brad Pitt has ever been in and how Angelina is totally not right for him and that he should probably date a regular gal from the Hamptons. If you want to find out if Angelina Jolie has ever been here before, you simply do the same thing but with a room full of pathetically horny, sexually-driven, football and Victoria’sSecret-model-loving men who will say, “I don’t really know,” and then be followed by the Bradloving women, “I don’t think she’s ever been here. She’s always in other countries doing charitable things with orphans, she is totally not good enough for Brad. It is so ridiculous.” And then, I watched in terror as the night-

club Stereo by The Shore in Southampton was mentioned as a great party spot in 2006, when they didn’t even open until this summer. I have to say, as an editor here at Dan’s Papers, it was kind of nice to be pointing out mistakes in other media besides this one. When the show ended, I sat back and reviewed my life and how everybody must be sooooo jealous of me, living my fabulous life in the Hamptons. I then got up off of the couch, headed out the door and stared proudly out at my Honda Civic parked in the driveway while standing on the deck of my oh so sweet trailer, I mean, condo, out at Ditch Plains in Montauk. It’s good to be king.

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it, so they deeded it for a dollar. That was a long time ago, before computers. Here at the County, we come up all the time with old parcels that are not earmarked for any purpose. The computer wants them earmarked. This was one of them. Who was to take care of it? Parks and Recreation? Public Works? Highway? We put it up on this list — it is an internal memo sent to all the various commissioners — and ask who wants it, who wants to take care of it. If we get no response, then it goes further.” The further that it goes can be to a public auction. But this would be years into the future, after the Real Estate Department reviews it, decides no part of the County wants it, then offers it to the Town the State and the


Federal Governments. In fact, in response to the memo sent out July 2, County Director of Planning Lee Koppelman should only be conveyed with a restrictive covenant barring future development. In addition, the Town of East Hampton should be offered the parcel for addition to the adjacent war memorial.” As of the deadline, no response had come in from John D. Chester, Commissioner of the Department of Parks and Recreation, who would have been the obvious person to reply. Meanwhile, Legislator Tony Bullock has sent a letter directing the attorneys for the County to prepare a resolution authorizing the transfer of the park in the center of Montauk to the Town of East Hampton. He has also advised

the Town of the pending and has asked that they consider a Town resolution and supporting it. Questions that remain: Why is an internal memo at an early stage labeled so provocatively OBJECTION TO SALE OF AUCTION/SALE PARCELS? Does the County really want to give this parcel up? And if so, is the Town the best entity to take it? The answer to the latter question is probably yes. Anyway, it is a good thing to know that when something like this pops up, apparently because of need to categorize something in a computer, everyone is so quick to jump in and put out the fire. May the Plaza last forever.

clearly very much in love. “What a beautiful woman,” I said to Billy. And she surely is. I wondered if he had been over to the Ross School to scout out his upcoming concert. He had. He’d been to the Dave Matthews concert. “How many people are coming?” he asked. “Why do you ask? You were there. You see what it can hold.” “But you can’t tell. Everything is all broken up. You can’t see everybody all at once.” “I don’t know. A few hundred people. They are each paying a lot of money.” There is a series of five concerts, each a week from the other, for five weeks. And the tickets cost $15,000 for the lot. They began on July 14 with Prince. Next was Dave Matthews. Now, on August 5, there is Billy Joel. Then there is James Taylor and then Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers. It’s all a fundraiser for Ross. “At the Dave Matthews Concert,” Joel said, “people were standing around talking to one another. There are lounge chairs, tents. Dave Matthews played. I’m not sure that everybody was listening.” “For $15,000 for the set of five, they can do what they want,” I said. “So there is a lot of

networking going on. They do that at the polo matches too. They pay. They network. They go home.” “It’s a bit spooky,” Joel said. “Like a cocktail party. Or aboard a cruise ship. It’s all first class. But I’ll do my show.” “They’ll forget all about the lobster salad,” I said. This summer, Joel had hoped to take some time off, but unexpected invitations from all over the world have been coming in, asking if he will play. He doesn’t have an agent. And he finds it hard to turn things down. So he will perform his new stuff, his number-one hits and his not-so-new stuff. And the fans will go wild. “This summer, I’m playing Ireland, Spain and Monte Carlo. Then in November, I’m off on a tour. The Pacific Northwest — Vancouver, Calgary and then down into Mexico.” What a life he has built for himself. And what a body of great music this six-time Grammy winner has composed and sung and continues to sing for us all. Thanks for “Downeaster Alexa,” thanks for “Only the Good Die Young,” thanks for “My Life,” “Allentown,” “Piano Man,” “Good Night Saigon,” “It’s Still Rock n’ Roll to Me,” “Movin’ Out” and maybe a hundred others, Billy. •

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their boat building business and build a prototype for him. He designed the boat on a napkin. About 38 feet long. Looks like a gentle picnic boat. Hit the accelerator and it takes off like a shot. Needham built this first picnic boat and Joel would take prospective customers around in it. That was eight years ago. Now, there are a dozen people building Billy Joel’s Shelter Island Runabouts at Coecles Harbor. And you can buy one for $400,000 or $500,000, loaded. “Everybody wants them loaded. I tell everyone, keep it simple. Keep it simple. But if you’re going to spend four, I guess you’ll spend five. So far, we’ve sold fifty runabouts,” he said. “As I recall, the idea was based on the Beach Boys’ song, ‘Little Old Lady from Pasedena’.” “Yup,” he said. “She’s the terror of Colorado Boulevard.” Billy Joel’s wife, Katie Lee, came into the restaurant with a girl friend. I tried to invite them over, but she was on her own lunch. “You boys eat over there,” she said. “We girls will eat over here.” And they sat down. But Joel and Katie Lee did talk to one another across the tables about the logistics of the way the rest of the day was developing. They were


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was the headline. And it proceeded on with the same original information, including a quote from local historian Richard Baron, to the effect that indeed, the wording on this sign was wrong. Just at the end of where this scrap was torn away, there was the description of what had been on this sign. â&#x20AC;&#x153;On this site stood the spider legged mill, where during the Revolutionary War, Major John Andre, the British spy, was tied to a post and whipped.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;He wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t,â&#x20AC;? Mr. Baron concluded. And that was the end of this scrap. Major Andre? Who was he? I thought he was the British spy who got hung for offering money to Benedict Arnold. I went back in our archives and found the photo of the sign I had taken two years ago. It said Major Andre, not Major Cochran. The idiot who told the New York State historians he remembered what had been on that sign not only had it wrong but also remembered it as Andre rather than Cochran. Oh my god, is what I thought. This sign had been FIXED! And though I photographed both, I hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t notice because I truly believed the State of New York would never have gotten around to it yet. So, to all, I offer apologies. But I think the length of this apology offers something else. It offers a look into the thinking of a newspaper editor, well, this newspaper editor, which leads to the conclusion that sometimes people do things that are not brave, or in which they might appear to be ridiculous or, well, just WRONG, and they find lame reasons to behave that way. But you know, who knew? Maybe Major Andre WAS the person who got whipped? Maybe that happened sometime AFTER he did all that whipping when the tables were turned and the patriots got the upper hand, say, in 1783, and then Andre went up to West

Point where he was hung as a spy. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m talking either Andre or Cochran. The whole thing puts me in mind of something I read a few days ago on AOL News. NASA is worried about its Mars Rover. Actually there are two of them on the surface of Mars, scurrying around, scooping up material and taking pictures and transmitting them back to earth. The worry is that a big sandstorm has come up on Mars right where they are and the sand is coating the solar panels and preventing the batteries from recharging. One of the two has already gone silent. The other is now flickering, transmitting on an intermittent basis. On the other hand, they were put up there in 2004, and it was only expected that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be able to stay active and run around for a few months, and now itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been three years. So, really, even if they do shut down now, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been a big success. Then there were these two sentences. â&#x20AC;&#x153;NASA scientists said that a powerful dust storm on Mars, here in 2001, has blocked around 85 to 90 percent of all sunlight to the planetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s surface. Scientists said the storm has been brewing for nearly a month.â&#x20AC;? And I thought, this must be because of the speed of light or something. And so then I thought if we knew it happened in 2001, here, then why did we send up the Rovers in 2004 when we knew it would hit in 2007 Earth time? Why not just wait out the storm? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really stupid. Then I thought, if the storm happened in 2001, and the rovers are stuck trying to run around in it, then how, if we launched them in 2004, did they get back in 2001? And if they did, how are we able to see that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve gotten mucked up today? And wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t we know by now if they got through okay? Then I thought maybe this is a misprint. â&#x20AC;˘ Then I thought, oh, I give up.



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complicated and seemingly unsolvable problems in the world, it is refreshing to know that small-town America can still get things done. Yes, Montauk is “the little engine that could.” It is a model to other communities. And it is a place where hard work and sacrifice, along with the kind hand of God, has resulted in a wealth that comes in many dimensions beyond money. Sunrises over an ocean, sunsets that paint the sky red, full moons to the sounds of surf crashing to shore and the twinkling light of commercial fishing boats working through the night, stars filling the summer sky and the breeze blowing off the ocean — these are the ingredients to a good life in Montauk. The Harbor Lights Gala was the proof.

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ment is playing, compeditively. 7/28/2007, Black Watch vs. Equuleus We [Black Watch] won 15-7 — we had a very strong game and we dominated the entire match, but we needed the goals. Those goals are going to make a difference in making it to the finals. Pieres played amazingly well — he was the MVP and his horse, Deseo, a sevenyear-old chestnut gelding from Argentina, was the Best Playing Pony. Deseo was bred by the biggest and most important polo pony breeding operation in the world. The key to being a great the polo player is your mount — we are always looking for the best horses, since you can never have too many good horses. 7/29-7/30/2007, Endeavor vs. Northwood The game started Sunday afternoon but, in the 4th chukka, Lucas Monteverde got a really deep cut over his eye so both teams agreed to finish the game the next day. Monteverde got 25 stitches and then they finished the game at 5 p.m. on Monday. They played well as a team and, so far, they are the only team with two wins and no losses. Northwood lost the second game yesterday, so now they have no chance of making it to the finals.

7/24/2007 TWO TREES 1. David Walentas (0) 2. Martin Valent (4) 4. Adolfo Cambiaso (10) 3. Facu Castagnola (6) Totals

G 0 1 8 2 11

BLACK WATCH 1. Neil Hirsch (0) 2. Nacho Figueras (6) 3. Facundo Pieres (10) 4. Gustavo Usandizaga (3) Totals

G 0 0 6 2 9

7/25/2007 NORTHWOOD 1. Ashley Schiff (0) 2. Andres Weisz (6) 3. Lucas Monteverde (9) 4. Nick Manifold (5) Totals

G 1 0 5 2 8

EQUULEUS 4. Joe Dimenna (0) 1. Magoo Laprida (7) 3. Christian Laprida (7) 2. Francisco Lanusse (6) Totals

G 0 2 3 4 9

7/27/2007 TWO TREES 1. David Walentas (0) 2. Martin Valent (4) 3. Facu Castagnola (6) 4. Adolfo Cambiaso (10) Totals

G 0 2 2 8 12

WHITE BIRCH 1. Martin Donovan (3) 2. Chris Nevins (4) 3. Mariano Aguerre (10) 4. Santiago Torres (2) Totals

G 2 1 9 0 13

7/28/2007 BLACK WATCH 1. Neil Hirsch (0) 2. Ignacio Figueras (6) 3. Facundo Pieres (10) 4. Gustavo Usandizaga (3) Totals

G 1 3 8 2 15

EQUULEUS 1. Magoo Laprida (7) 2. Francisco Lanusse (6) 3. Christian Laprida (7) 4. Joe Dimenna (0) Totals

G 4 1 2 0 7

7/29/2007 - 7/30/2007 ENDEAVOUR 1. Larry Austin (1) 2. Pablo Spinacci (6) 3. Pancho Bensadon (8) 4. Naco Taverna (5) Totals

G 1 0 8 2 11

NORTHWOOD 1. Ashley Schiff (0) 2. Andres Weisz (6) 3. Lucas Monteverde (9) 4. Nick Manifold (5) Totals

G 0 2 7 0 9

Standings of the Clubs

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the governor, also redundant. One of them even told me once that it didn’t even matter if he showed up. Most people know this, which is exactly why Spitzer was elected with such a majority. Everyone wants the system changed. And only two people stand in the way. As a matter of fact, most people didn’t have any idea how Spitzer could break all this up. And they didn’t care. They just wanted their state government back. Spitzer straightened out Wall Street. Let him figure it out. Unfortunately, Spitzer did not figure this out. Or, he has not figured this out until now. Instead, he has gone with the old, tried and true methods. He threatened Bruno and Silver. Then he publicly insulted them. Then he sent in the troops. In this case, the troops he or his staff sent in were the State Police. They were told to find something on Bruno. Then he or his staff ordered his Public Information Officer to concoct a damning press release about what they had found before they found it. As a matter of fact, what they found was not much. To the credit of both Bruno and Silver, their activities do not border on the criminal. They have not lined their pockets. They have not used government property for personal use. Who needs to do anything criminal when you are in possession of such power? Keep your nose clean and you could keep your position for life. Spitzer’s tactics, unfortunately, are the very same ones that he used in his Wall Street

days. It’s really sad. The people he sends in look like bouncers and bodyguards. They find their targets and whisper to them, “you’re history,” or worse. It’s awful. In this case, in an attack against Bruno for what was believed to have been the misuse of a government aircraft — which it wasn’t — Bruno responded to Spitzer’s assault by demanding that the new Attorney General, Andrew Cuomo, look into whether Spitzer was using government property — a.k.a. the state police — to attack him for his own political gains. And, of course, he was. After Cuomo completed his investigation and made his report, Spitzer had to publicly apologize, suspend those that did this on his behalf and chastise the rest. He also claimed that he knew nothing about what they had done in his behalf, which seems just so improbable. I think it’s very sad that Spitzer hit the ground running when he took office with the exact same tactics he used on Wall Street. There is such a thing as a light touch. I do hope he is capable of it, because we sure need the reform. He ought to look at what happened in California with the Governator there, an Olympic-gold-medal-winning weightlifter who came in as an actual laser-

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The Sheltered Islander The Sheltered Islander #458 The Trifecta of Pain Three of my four brothers work in construction and, like all construction guys, they downplay any injury and ailment to the point of being ridiculous. If a construction guy saws off his leg, he’ll throw it in the cooler, duct tape the stump and keep working — that’s the expectation. I see it all over the Island, all the time. I don’t know if any of the workmen on Shelter Island know that duct-taping a wad of insulation over a gash isn’t sanitary. They all have fractured fingers now and then and they all splint the broken finger by duct taping it to the

next strongest finger. They don’t even go to the doctor for an x-ray. “Hey, Donnie, sawed off your leg?” “Yeah. No biggie. I’ll swing by the doc’s after work. But I still got my knee, so I can finish the flooring before I leave.” You can imagine my shock when one of my macho brothers started missing work because of crippling migraines. I knew they were crippling, because nothing else would keep him from going to work. I suggested going to the doctor several times. But construction guys only see the doc for traumatic amputations and, possibly, if they missed with the nail gun and now cannot

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remove their hat or other articles of clothing. Pain is not discussed, because they are impervious to pain. Pain is only felt by the weak. Pain is in the non-construction world. No mere headache pain could possibly be enough reason to see a physician! Finally, after battling these migraines for about five months, he gave in and went to the doctor. Turns out, our systems change with age and for some people, certain foods and combinations thereof, trigger migraines. Who knew? “So, how did it go at the doctor’s?” I asked. He listed the top ten foods most likely to trigger a migraine and said, “I told the doc, of the top ten Avoid foods, I ate seven of them this weekend. And the doc just said, “Well, there’s your headache.” I looked at the list and sure enough, everything he loves is on the list. As the oldest and wisest sibling in my family, I should be mature and always lead by example. Kind words should waft from my lips like gently falling autumn leaves. “I can’t believe you ate all the foods that make a migraine! What a moron! Especially the cheese, liverwurst, chocolate, you ate the trifecta of pain!” “Thank you for the support.” “Look at all the foods on this list! Coffee cake, sourdough bread, corned beef, beer, bacon, could open a restaurant with all this. We could call it, Migraine Cafe, or how about Chez Migraine?” “Not funny.” “Good evening, Mr. Flynn. I’ll be your server tonight. Would you like to start with something to give you light sensitivity and mild nausea? We have some excellent specials this evening for three-day pounders. We also have a dieter’s plate for just a half day headache.” “You’re sadistic. If I wasn’t so mellowed from the pain shot, I’d get up and beat you.” “And we have the Crippler’s Platter, our special; featuring bacon, sausage, hot dogs, smoked (continued on page 61)

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bring glorious, though windy weather, no matter what the forecast. At 6 p.m., a bullhorn will sound, announcing the beginning of the rigorous judging selection. Four judges, hand-picked by Dan, will scour the beach, leaving no kite un-admired. There are eighteen categories to be judged, including scariest kite, funniest kite, longest tail, youngest kite flyer, and many, many more. After the half-hour deliberating process, all contestants are invited back to the flight control center (little children on a tiny ego trip, anybody?) where the winners will be announced and prizes awarded. The winners will also see their names in print in the following week’s issue.

Should Dan’s command of the weather perhaps fail him, the kites will be judged on the ground. We will leave no kite behind! Whether it’s a prizewinner or not, everybody gets included in the festivities. It’s all about the taking part, right? At least that’s what I was always told.

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SNEAKERS DEL ARTE a benefit for The Ellen P. Hermanson Foundation, Ellen’s Run Honoring the memory of Cynthia Scarborough

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72 ARTISTS & CELEBRITIES contributing painted and sculpted sneakers Emily Anderson Andrea (Photo-Op Studios) Ludwig Baumgartner Billikidbrand Ross Bleckner 14 Bolt Rude Boy Peter Buchman Hal Buckner Arlene Bujese Buzzcocks Dale Chihuly Cyril Christo and Marie Wilkinson Elisha Cook Jr. Elizabeth Strong Cuevas Katrina Del Mar Daria Deshuk

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3717. This Saturday evening, The Hampton Social Concert Series at the Ross School continues and presents the one and only Billy Joel! BJ will be performing live! The piano man stopped by the venue last Saturday with his wife, Katie Lee Joel, to check out Dave Matthews’ performance. The Joels were in great spirits and mingling with a talented crowd, including Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Edie Falco, Aida Turturro, Joan Allen and Chris Noth. Billy admitted he was a fan of Matthews and that his favorite song of Dave’s was “Crash.” Billy proudly shared, “My daughter graduated from Ross.” His only daughter with supermodel/activist Christie Brinkley, Alexa Ray, performed live at the Ross School last year to honor her mother at Ross’ Starlight Ball. Alexa is quickly following in her dad’s footsteps, performing live in venues worldwide. You may be able to score some lastminute tickets to Billy Joel’s performance, which is sure to be one of the most incredible events to attend this summer, with a star-studded audience! Log onto for more information. Attention all you watch fanatics. London Jewelers is hosting the 4th Annual Watch Fair this Friday, August 3, from 12-8 p.m. and Saturday, August 4, from 6-8 p.m. on Main Street in East Hampton. Until next week — life is short, you only live once, so party on!

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The pearls on this piece are completely surrounded by rose cut diamonds, set in high karat gold, is strung on individually wire-wrapped 18K gold wire pearls and has a large rectangular center faceted ruby. Celebrating “Jewelry from India”, Wall Street Bead & Jewelry Exchange is hosting a “Vintage Indian Jewelry Trunk Show, August 3 – 5. Ashutosh and Prerna Gupta, of Tempus Gems from New Delhi, India will be showing their extensive collection of one-of-a-kind vintage Indian Mughal jewelry. This is a rare opportunity to acquire exceptional treasures rarely available outside of India.

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Photo Page Editor: Maria Tennariello

THE HAMPTON DESIGNER SHOWHOUSE The Hampton Designer Showhouse 2007 benefiting Southampton Hospital opened with a gala preview party this past Saturday at 534 Ocean Road in Bridgehampton. The Showhouse featuring 25 of the country's top interior designers and decorative artists will run until Sept 2..




Layout Design: Joel Rodney




1. Tony Manning, Mary Lynch 2. Tom Lampson, Robert Chaloner 3. Dan Rattiner, Anastasia & George Gavalas, 4. Nicole Brewer, Peter Lentz 5. Todd Merrill, Gary Crain, Mario Buatta 6. Jamee Gregory, Elena Chermousova 7. Robin Rice, Leonard Barton


EMPIRE STATE PRIDE AGENDA TEA DANCE The Hamptons Tea Dance one of the hottest dance parties of the summer happened on a sultry summer day at The Diamond Ranch in Watermill.






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For their 15th Anniversary LongHouse Reserve hosted an evening of celebrations in their magnificent gardens, where Yoko Ono was honored and founder Jack Lenor Larsen was saluted for his many accomplishments in his 80th year. The evening featured a performance by Maria Pessino's Oddfellows.


1. Charlie Marder, Peter H. Olson 2. Dianne Benson, Angela Mariana Freyre 3. Jack Lenor Larson, Yoko Ono 4. Edward Albee 5. Lovis Dengler, Jamie Drake, Robert Wilson 6. Michael Sarlo, Paula Sarlo


1. Alan Van Capelle, Mark W. Paviluk, Juan Granados, Will Trinkle 2. Katherine Persky, Susan Stark, Leslie Schecht 3. Lady Bunny, Emanuel 4. Patrick Meehan, Raul Martins, Armando Orozco, Douglas C. Petri

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"Voom Zoo" - The 14th Annual Watermill Center Summer Benefit was a highlight of the season so far. The worlds of theater, art, fashion and society attired in creative "wild chic" came together for a fabulous evening that featured the edgy art installations of Robert Wilson. 2






1. Robert Wilson, Richard Meier 2. Debbie Bancroft with her daughter Serena 3. Karla Otto, Bob Colacello 4. Henry Buhl, Cate Winter 5. Vered, Adelaide de Menil 6. Bob Thurman, Denise & Larry Wohl 7. Tatiana & Campion Platt 8. Giorgio Pace, Beth Rudin deWoody 9. Michel Recalt, Maria Pessino 10. Phil & Barbara Witt







The Child Development Center of The Hamptons Foundation for Special Children held their 11th Annual Summer Benefit at the CDCH Campus in Wainscott. The enchanting summer evening featured a Magical Story Hour with readings by Emma Walton Hamilton, Troy Roberts, and Jacqueline Woodson in loving memory of Dorothy Fishelson.


1. Troy Roberts with his son Jonah, Emma Walton with her son Sam 2. Megan & Marc Schmidt 3. Neil Flynn, Kathy & George Biondo 4. Carrie Heath, Jacqueline Woodson, Juliet Widoff, Toshi Widoff- Woodson 5. Adam GeboRosenthal, Jerry Gebo 6. Arnold Eagle, Donna Colonna






The Hamptons community came out on a steamy saturday for "Dancing on the Beach" at Two Mile Hollow Beach to support The Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender Community Center located on 208 West 13 Street in New York. The festive happening featured music by Joe Gauthreax. 1. Roma Johnson, Bruce Anderson, Gwen Marcus, Nancy Alpert 2. Justina Tuniewicz, Courtney Wood 3. Kevin & Mickey Byrne, Alan Berman, Ken Wyse

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Kat’s Eye

Super Saturday, a major benefit to find a cure for ovarian cancer, now in its 10th year, was started and kept alive through the spirit of the late Liz Tilberis. Host Donna Karan worked tirelessly as did others committed to making Super Saturday always super. Besides all the fashion bargains from major designers, there was entertainment, and lots of activities for the kids.








1. Bernadette Peters, Stan Herman 2. Donna Karan 3. Kathleen deMonchy, Kelly Ripa 4. Rudy Giuliani, Maggie Moo, Judith Giuliani 5. Michelle Smith, Elizabeth Hasselbeck 6. Rachael Zoe 7. Stephani Greenfield, Shari Misher.







The Art for Life Benefit is in its eighth year, and is focused on providing access to the arts for urban youth, and exhibition opportunities for artists of color. Visionary Russell Simmons told us that while the schools had programs for math and science, there is not enough concentration on imagination, and art can give inner city kids a chance to dream and create. 1. Russell Simmons, Porscha Coleman 2. Baby Face 3. Kevin Liles, Sandy Whitaker

4. The Simmons Family 5. Forest and Keisha Whitaker








The special screening of the new Miramax film “Becoming Jane” took place in East Hampton, co-hosted by Andrew Saffir’s Cinema Society and the Wall Street Journal. The film is a period piece about Jane Austen, and how the troubles in her life inspired her to be one of the world’s greatest writers. The Film’s star Anne Hathaway, was at the theater and also attended the after party held at Della Femina’s oceanfront estate. 1. Andrew Saffir, Dennis Basso 2. Anne Hathaway 3. Dan Abrahms 4. Dan Lufkin 5. Ellen and Chuck Scaraborough 6. Heather Graham

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Kat’s Eye

HOPE BENEFIT Childhood Obesity – it’s now a national problem and danger. To raise awareness and capital – the Harris Obesity Prevention Effort – known as HOPE held a summer benefit in Water Mill, where singer Don McLean (“American Pie”) performed. Among the guests was Khaliah Ali, daughter of legend Muhammad Ali, who co-authored a book called “Fighting Weight”. HOPE is based at NYU Medical Center.




1. Chappy & Melissa Morris 2. Doug Teitelbaum, Khaliah Alli 3. Ira & Nicki Harris 4. Jennifer & Jonathan Harris 5. Lizzie Rednick, Jonathan Tisch 6. Tracie & Katie Teitelbaum

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Photos & Text: Ginger Propper

The New York Stem Cell Foundation (NYSCF), the leading private philanthropic organization dedicated to furthering human embryonic stem cell research, held a benefit at the home of Jodie and John Eastman. A lot of exciting developments have taken place in the past year and Susan Solomon, NYSCF Co-founder and CEO, and Dr. Kevin Eggan updated guests on the most exciting breakthroughs in the field and how NYSCF is making a difference.




1. Betina Zilka, Somers Farkas 2. John Eastman, Woody Johnson 3. Francis Barlow, Lynn Hummer, Jodie Eastman 4. Lloyd Blankfein, Gail Geronemus, Susan Solomon 5. Steve Kroft, Dr. Kevin Eggan 6. Steven Gaines, Louise Loening



Photos & Text: Kimberly Goff

This year's Box Art Auction for Hospice showcased the extraordinary talent and generousity of the East End artist community with contibutions from over 100 artists. The boxes were unusual, charming, creative, and fun. Arlene Bujese, once again, organized and curated this fabulous event.






1. Abby Abrams, Gabriele Raacke, Ann Chwatsky 2. Arlene Bujese 3. Linda Stein, Miriam Dougenis, Linda Capello 4. Marion Weiss, Ann Sager 5. Roseann Schwab

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Dan’s North Fork

The Vail Phantom The Vail-Leavitt Music Hall In Riverhead Has A Phantom Of The Opera By T.J. Clemente There are no falling chandeliers or unsolved crimes, but the Vail-Leavitt Music Hall does have a Phantom of the Opera. The 1880s historical theater, situated in the heart of Riverhead and recently restored to its former glory, does not have a ghost but a real live Riverhead citizen. A. F. Wargo came to Riverhead to tend to his ailing mother. Having been born in Astoria in Queens, Andrew was a five-year old prodigy on piano and studied with many of the finest private teachers of that time. He credits Dennis Starin for helping him understand the vast expanse of composition and its power. Now at odd hours, when the hall is empty, Andrew Francis Wargo is the Riverhead Phantom of the Opera, and heads into the Vail to tickle the ivory. Affiliated with the licensing of Pierre Cardin branding, Mr. Wargo was comfortably retired when he chose to be by his mother’s side. Because of his love for music, Mr. Wargo purchased a beautiful Mason Hamlin Piano to be brought to his mother’s residence in Riverhead. On that piano, Mr. Wargo would play various masterpieces for an audience of one so that her pain would be lessened by her joy of hearing her son’s musical gift. After her death, Mr. Wargo stayed on the North Fork playing piano for many large and small high-end social functions and events. His list of close friends is almost equal to that of the social register. When Vail-Leavitt treasures Vince Tria, let it be known that the Music hall needed a piano Mr. Wargo instantly volunteered his own but with one stipulation. He did not want financial

compensation, but instead he wanted the permission to play his piano when he desired. To do this Mr. Wargo possesses a key to the back door of the Music Hall. Sometimes at odd hours A.F. Wargo, who studied music at Adelphi University, plays concerts to the empty rows of restored antique chairs. Sometimes with just the light of his flashlight lamp and the red exit lights around the theater, Andrew brings the ghost of the music hall back to life by playing Scott Joplin compositions, music written in the 1880s when the music hall first opened. In fact Mr. Wargo would love to perform those wonderful, lively historic tunes in the music hall, perhaps for a charity one day. He just wants to share the experience of hearing the sound of that era in a building of that era that has been restored to look and feel like it did in the 1880s when it opened. Mr. Wargo chuckles when he talks about a young inventor named Thomas Edison playing his early invention, motion pictures, in that very theater. Andrew points out that the music hall hosts the Opera of the Hamptons as well as Jazz and Blues Music events. He loves the way the music hall feels and inspires him to play The Scott Joplin tunes and

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the show tunes of Irving Berlin and Jerome Kern. There he is, in almost total darkness, playing his Mason-Hamlin piano just as the Phantom of the Opera played his musical score on an old pipe organ while the theater was empty. Today, Andrew is always about Riverhead, doing favors and chores for his many friends. He can often be heard playing those very same historical Scott Joplin pieces at Tweed’s Saloon and he is also a fixture on the North and South Fork social scene, sometimes playing a requested favorite classic but usually listening to the lively gossip. It is astounding the people whose private phone numbers he has and who take his calls. So if you are walking on downtown Main Street in Riverhead, looking to get to your parked car and it’s late at night, maybe even very late at night and you think you faintly hear piano music of the 1880s gently flowing out of the Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, you won’t be imagining it. Most likely it will A.F. Wargo, the Riverhead Phantom of the Opera, playing the music in only the way a gifted musician can. The faint phantom music coming from the Vail-Leavitt Music Hall is the 1880s A.F Wargo, transcending musical time.

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Dan’s North Fork

The Craft Beer Festival Enjoy Beer, Wine, Barbeque And A Lot More At Martha Clara Vineyards By Brittany Allen Do you like beer? A big fan of wine? How about the delicious tastes of barbeque? Well North Forkers, if you answered yes to one of the three, you are in luck. With over 50 of the Nation’s top brewers and 120 of their brews, the North Fork Craft Beer, Barbeque and Wine Festival will be a dream come true for anyone who enjoys the three. The event will be held on August 11 at Martha Clara Vineyards and will feature some of the biggest names in the craft beer industry. These brewers have produced “flavorful beers that combine classic European recipes with bold American Innovation.” Local breweries like Southampton Publick House and Blue Point Brewing Company, and breweries like Kona Brewing Company, that is coming all the way from Hawaii, will be a part of the festivities. In years past, the craft beer industry has grown 31.5% and is consistently on the rise. In 2006, the segment posted sales of $4.7 billion. These craft brewers are leading the industry that experts report “is the fastest growing segment of alcohol surpassing other beer, wine and spirits with 17.8% increase in dollar sales from 2005.” Award winning breweries like He’Brew, Dogfish and Brooklyn Brewery will be present at the event, as well as the popular Blue Moon Brewing Company. Martha Clara is featuring three wines for the event. The 2005 Martha Clara Vineyards 50 White, the 2004 Martha Clara Vineyards 50 Red and the 2002 Martha Clara Vineyards Merlot will all be in attendance at the festival. If you’re a wine-buff, thinking you can attend any of the other Martha Clara Vineyard events, you’re right; however, none of those events can offer you the beer selection and barbeque menu that the Craft Beer Festival has to offer. The barbeque menu, catered by Maple Tree BBQ, features a choice of North Carolina Style BBQ Pork served on a sweet roll, Alabama Style BBQ Chicken with white BBQ sauce on a sweet roll or Vegetarian

Mesquite Smoked Beans served with a trio of beans, bulgur wheat, grilled vegetables and caramelized onions. The event has all the bases covered from vegetarian entrée to 120 brews and different flavors of wine. Not only will guests have a choice for their dinner selection, but each meal comes with a delicious country side of either baked beans, herb crushed potatoes, or North Carolina coleslaw. There will also be additional food for purchase provided by Maple Tree BBQ, such as quesadillas, hot dogs, Texas style smoked brisket of beef, grilled corn on the cob, and competition BBQ ribs. Combining authentic tastes of the South with Long Island wines and the country’s finest brews

brings together an event you won’t want to miss. If the lengthy menu, wine and beer lists aren’t enough, than the cause might be the icing on the cake for a reason to attend this extravagant event. Part of the proceeds will go to the Peconic Bay Medical Center, a non-profit hospital that provides our North Fork with quality health care. The remaining portion of the proceeds will benefit the Harry Chapin Food Bank and New York State Brewers Assocation, another organization that keeps our mental health and entertainment at heart. Tickets are $50 online and $70 at the door. This is an all day event and there is a specially designed Beer Program that takes you through 30-minute discussions on several topics within the craft beer industry. Beginning the first session on “The Growth of the Craft Beer Scene on Long Island in the Past 10 Years” and ending with a “How Blue Point Decides What Beers to Brew.” For everything in between go to Tickets to this special event are limited, so go online and get them while they’re available. Each guest will be allotted a 6-oz glass with the option to enjoy a 2-oz sample from any or all of the 120 brews. Safety is always in mind, so designated driver tickets are only $10 each with the same meal as the drinking guests. Beer tastings are scarce on Long Island, especially out in wine-country. So, don’t miss this exclusive event, you’ll surely regret it if you do. To phone for tickets call 631-298-0075.



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Dan’s North Fork By Roy Bradbrook In just a few years, East Wind, the beautiful creation of local entrepreneur Kenney Barra has become one of the premier spots on Long Island for weddings. This year, more than 500 weddings will be celebrated here. When you walk through the elegant but warm and welcoming rooms, you can understand why it is such a sought after destination for couples to celebrate their very special day. East Wind is also a major venue for business meetings, conferences, parties and celebrations of all types. So perhaps it is understandable that there are still some who drive past not realizing that East Wind also houses a very good restaurant open every day to one and all. Desmond’s has its own entrance, and immediately as you enter, you feel the very relaxing ambience that manages to be intimate and romantic; a great place for a party celebration or

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Desmond’s at East Wind 5729 Route 25a Wading River 631-846-2335 simply a charming place for a casual meal. It manages to be both a destination and an impulse restaurant. Since we last visited, East Wind has gotten a new Executive Chef, Brian Shuren. Brian is a Long Island native who has progressed from washing dishes as a teenager in a family restaurant in Patchogue, to studying at culinary school and getting several years under his belt in charge of a very large multi-site catering operation before coming to East Wind. Here he oversees a staff of nearly forty who are responsi-


ble for providing food for sometimes fifteen parties in a day, plus a dedicated staff who are responsible for the restaurant which is open seven days a week for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He told us that some days they can serve in total over 2,000 people. We started with a couple of Asian influenced appetizers. The chicken satay melted in your mouth and then delivered the spicy punch you should expect from the teriyaki peanut sauce– an excellent start. Sesame duck spring rolls offered a large portion with lots of tasty duck filling, sweet chili sauce and wasabi aioli. However the roll itself was too thick and Restaurant Manager, Scott Tierney told us that they are working on how to make this roll more delicate without it tending to break up because of all of the filling. Soups are among our favorite dishes and we really enjoyed the creamy, but not cloying cream of asparagus and a hearty, fragrantly sweet French onion soup with its tangy cheese crust. The baby spinach salad with grapefruit and seasonal berries also included a touch of Granola. This combination, dressed with a citrus vinaigrette proved

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to be a winner. The entrees all sounded very interesting but we followed the recommendation of Tara, our very efficient, knowledgeable and enthusiastic waitress and chose the veal Milanese, a pounded breadcrumbed chop that came on a bed of peppery arugula together with tomatoes, fresh mozzarella and balsamic dressing. Now, it is fair to say that no one leaves Desmond’s thinking they have been short changed and this was a great example, with a chop that almost filled the plate. Similarly with the French center cut pork chop, fully two inches thick cooked to perfection with a juicy tenderness that was enhanced by the medley of tomatoes, peaches cipollini onions and apple wood smoked bacon that accompanied it. Classic dishes are a good test of a restaurant, so we opted for the crème brulee and were not disappointed. The top was crisply caramelized without being too thick and difficult to break and the custard was appropriately creamy and not over sweet. The espresso coffee was excellent. If you like to eat early, Desmond’s offers some very attractive early bird menus from 3 till 5:30 p.m. and a three-course prix fixe at $22.95 is available from 5:30 p.m. till the close except for Saturdays. Wednesday is lobster night and Thursday is for BBQ fans. The wine list follows their mission statement; ‘Desmond’s is proud to showcase Long island’s freshly grown produce and local vineyards, both in our entrees and on our wine list.’ Wines are priced from $6 to 8 by the glass. Desmond’s is a very peaceful, relaxing restaurant offering a very interesting, well-priced menu of well cooked and well presented food. They also have a great bar lounge with a very impressive, oversized mahogany bar.

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Dan’s North Fork

Peconic Bay Medical Center A First Hand Report Of The Peconic Bay Medical Center By Phyllis Lombardi They’ve got state-of-the-art equipment at Peconic Bay Medical Center in Riverhead. That’s what I was told and it was quite reassuring since I was scheduled for a “procedure” there. I’m not often in a hospital. I had my tonsils removed in 1939 and occasionally I go to visit a sick friend or get a flu shot. Either at PBMC or Eastern Long Island Hospital in Greenport. Both have good cafeteria coffee. ELIH has a view of Peconic Bay but PBMC has the Peconic name. So take your pick. I knew I was given good information about the latest equipment when I drove up to PBMC. Why, much of the equipment was outside! That’s right. There were cranes and earthmovers and bulldozers. All lifting, digging, pushing. PBMC is in the middle of bigtime expansion and with stuff like this outside I could only imagine what I’d discover in the O.R. And the guys using the outside equipment looked capable to me. Big, lots of muscle, agile. I hoped the doctors wielding state-of-the-art scalpels inside would be just as competent. In I went. Brenda Richards of Riverhead, all decked out in a blue uniform, escorted me to a small pre-surgery room on the hospital’s third floor. Then she got busy with PBMC state-of-the-art. She wrapped some of it around my left arm, clipped a bit of it to my left index finger, and stuck more of it under my tongue. All at the same time! Not finished, Brenda glued little patches of paper or cloth all over the rest of my body. Those patches were attached to wires that ran to a computer. You know me and computers. Not skilled at all, but I can delete. Could Brenda’s computer, given the wrong input, delete what was wired to it? That would be me! There I was. Wrapped, clipped, stuck and patched. All with PBMC state-of-the-art. Now Brenda came at me with a needle. She wanted blood. Those needles are never state-of-the-art. They’ve looked the same since Hippocrates. Menacing. Brenda finally let me go. Told me to wait for the nurse practitioner. So I sat there thinking about the guys outside. Had they jumped off their state-of-theart equipment for a coffee break? I considered sneaking out to join them but I had a PBMC bracelet on my left wrist and a cotton-ball bandage on my right arm – where Brenda drained my blood. Surely I’d be apprehended as a PBMC escapee and written up in the newspapers. That might be OK on the South Fork but on the conservative North Fork it would be downright disgraceful. Then along came Jennifer O’Neill, nurse practitioner. From Southampton, of all places. Please, Jennifer, I want you to know anything I’ve ever written about the South Fork was just in fun. I’m always praising your beaches, you know that. Jennifer must have sensed my North Fork nerves because when she poked and probed with her PBMC state-of-the-art, I didn’t feel the least bit uncomfortable. Next, from Jennifer on the third floor to X-ray on the first. All this PBMC high tech was somewhat stressful, so I opted for the down staircase rather than the elevator. Elevators have all those buttons and lights while a staircase needs only my legs. I’d be in charge. But not for long. In X-ray I met Scott Zolak, a perfectly nice guy with the perfectly frightening title of radiologic technologist. Now when a radiologic technologist says stand still, put your arms by your sides and don’t breathe, you do it. Turns out though, that Scott was originally from Little Silver, New Jersey.

My special aunt used to live there and I visited often so Scott and I talked happily. Not high tech. On my way out of PBMC I met Tim Kelly. He’s director of public relations at the hospital and I’ve known him for years. When you hear him play the bagpipes and see him in a kilt, you know he’s state-of-the-art fun. And finally, the player piano.

Something new in the PBMC lobby. Tucked away in a corner and playing softly. Could it be? The silly song was comfortably old. “Yes, We Have No Bananas.” Almost set me singing, bandaged arm and all. I’ll be back for the “procedure” next week because, PBMC, you may have no bananas, but, by gosh, you’ve got everything else.

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North Fork Events FRIDAY, AUGUST 3 LIVE MUSIC- Friday night jazz at Poquatuck Hall, Village Lane, Orient, features The Bug Light Band; proceeds to benefit restoration of hall. Admission: $10, includes one glass of wine. Call 631-323-1378 for more information.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 4 PAINTING EXHIBITION- “Painting by Gladys Wiles N.A” opens. The exhibit will focus on the works of the North Fork painter. The exhibition will take place in the Ann

Curie-Bell House and will be open Saturdays and Sundays. The show will run through September 2. Call 631-765-5500 for more information. SENSUALITY & SURREALISM- Opening reception on August 4 from 6 to 8 p.m. at the deCordova Studio & Gallery located at 538 Main Street in Greenport. The viewer enters the world of the Surrealist and its connection with the Sensual. Paintings by Hector deCordova, Guillermo Espinasse , Dom Lamontanaro, Ruth Nasca and Tom Wasik involve the viewer and allows them to participate in the cre-

ative process. The evocative photography and sculpture of Bob Lefferts, Walter Schwab and Arnaldo Morales make for a dynamic and haunting exhibit. SPOON WALK- On Saturday, August 4th from 2-6 p.m. SpoonWalk can be described as pop rock with a bit of an urban or jazz feel. There will be no charge for the perform(continued on page 77)

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North Fork Dining Log Crossroads Diamond Restaurant- A cozy intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant déécor with cozy hand-crafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. Call 631-369-2221. The Restaurant at Four Doors Down- Provides a warm and welcoming country atmosphere specializing in authentic Italian, German and continental cuisine. Well known for great food and reasonable prices. Private party room is perfect for special functions. Main Road, Mattituck (across from the Walbaum’s Shopping Center) 631-298-8311. The Jamesport Manor Inn- Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850’s Gothic Revival Mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, expertly prepared, each dish is infused with excitement, sophistication and pure artistry. Menu is complemented by an extensive wine list, carefully selected, featuring wines from the east and west coasts, the Mediterranean and down under. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500, email or visit Buoy One – Fresh seafood market, dining room and takeout. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737.

Parto’s – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, caféé. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrees, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. Call 631-727-4828. Farmer Bar-Serves real southern pit barbecue in a country roadhouse setting. All of our ‘cue meats are smoked “low and slow” over apple and cherry wood for 6 - 12 hours producing that undeniable barbecue flavor. Centrally located on Depot Lane in Cutchogue, Farmer Bar is the perfect accompaniment to the North Fork experience. Open 7 days/week 11am - 11pm Take- out and catering available. 631 734-5410. Tweed’s Restaurant and Buffalo Bar – Oldest restaurant & hotel on the North Fork. Famous for their buffalo steaks. Open seven days: lunch & dinner, 11 a.m. - closing. Live jazz & blues. Call for reservations. Located at the famous J.J. Sullivan Hotel, 17 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631-208-3151. Chowder Pot Pub - A Greenport tradition for almost 30 Years, featuring the North Fork’s best steaks, prime rib and seafood. Spectacular views of the Harbor from the Boardwalk Bar and the outside deck add to your dining experience. Live entertainment Saturday night and Sunday afternoon. Open 7 Days Lunch and Dinner. 102 3rd Street, Greenport 631-4771345. Jedediah’s - Award-winning chefs Tom Schaudel and

Michael Ross offer the finest local seasonal cuisine and exceptional service in an elegantly renovated Victorian sea captain’s mansion, set on beautifully landscaped grounds and surrounded by acres of farmland. The 2500-bottle international wine cellar includes a sampling of every wine produced on Long Island. Rated “excellent” by The New York Times and Newsday. Zagat’s rating: “extraordinary to perfection” for food and decor. Open daily for lunch and dinner, Sunday brunch. Terrace dining as weather permits. Jedediah Hawkins Inn, 400 South Jamesport Avenue, Jamesport. 631-722-2900. Cooperage Inn- Casual Country dining in a cozy relaxed atmosphere featuring local wines and produce. Serving lunch, dinner and Sunday Brunch. 631-727-8994. Legends- Sophisticated new American dishes prepared by an imaginative chef. Eclectic menu with some Asian influences. Zagat-rated! Down by the water in quaint historic New Suffolk. Heart of North Fork’s wine country. Sipping tequilas, single-malt scotches & over 200 craft beers. Open 7 days a week, year-round for lunch and dinner. 835 First Street, New Suffolk. 631-734-5123 A Touch of Venice- A Touch of Venice offers fine dining in a casual waterfront setting. Our cuisine is prepared with fresh local produce and seafood, and Italian specialties. We have a large wine list with an emphasis on Long Island and regional Italian wines. Located in the Mat-a-Mar Marina (come by boat). 631-298-5851. 2255 Wickham Ave., Mattituck.


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Cleaning Out My Cellar Actually, the title of this column isn’t entirely accurate. I’m not actually emptying my cellar out . I’ve got too many wines—including some that should develop for many years to come. I have a mixed case of Wolffer Estate Late Harvest Chardonnay (from 2004 and 2005) that should age for at least a couple decades. A handful of Grand Vintage reds from Paumanok Vineyards are hidden in my cellars depths so that I’m not tempted to drink them now (they are tasting beautifully now too). There are several bottles of reds from Lenz, Roanoke Vineyards, Osprey’s Dominion and Bedell Cellars that I have to talk myself out of drinking too. The “cleaning” that I’ve done lately are wines in my tasting queue—wines that wineries send for potential inclusion in my columns. And, there are wines that I’ve already tasted—some good, some okay and some awful—that just haven’t made it into print yet. With this column, I’ve decided to tell you about the best that just haven’t made it yet for one reason or another. Channing Daughters Winery has been a favorite of mine for some time. Sure, sometimes the wines are a little pricey, but there are wines that are well worth it in their diverse and almost-encyclopedic portfolio for a winery their size. A favorite, year in


and year out, is their steel-fermented Scuttlehole Chardonnay ($15). Fresh, clean and great this time of year, it’s loaded with bright apple and pear flavors accented by just a little lemon-lime. It’s just a little juicy this year, with plenty of acidity and a fleeting mineral note. I think my mother in-law said it best when she called this “a great summer wine.” It’s a nice value too I think and will work well with Long Island’s local seafood bounty. I also really enjoyed their 2006 Sylvanus ($24), a field blend of Muscat ottonel, pinot grigio and pinot bianco. Loads of honeydew melon are joined by some pear and a squirt of lemon in this medium-bodied, well-balanced wine that is like an upscale fruit salad in a glass. You probably haven’t heard of Medolla Vineyards, but this new producer, owned by John and Denise Medolla with wines made at the Lenz Winery under the watchful eyes of winemaker Eric Fry, is worth getting to know. At $23, their first release, a 2002 Merlot, is a nice of classic Long Island Merlot that straddles the line between Old and New World, with a little rustic edge to it. The nose offers tobacco aromas along with raspberry and cherry fruit. Medium bodied, the flavors are similar to the nose with some minty, eucalyptus nuances and well-incorporated, ripe tannins. Visit their website (www.medollpavin- to order. My love of cabernet franc isn’t a surprise if you read this column, but who can afford to spend $25$40 for the best local bottles? I know that I can’t, so I was excited to learn about Lieb Family Cellars’ Bridge Lane Cabernet Franc ($15). It’s a nonvintage blend that aims to be an every day, Chinonstyle franc. Smoky red cherry aromas with a little peppery spice and some tomato leaf—which I like— greet the nose and similar flavors carry through to the palate, with the leafy notes replaced by a thymebasil note. This isn’t a wine that is going to knock you over the head, but it’s a nice everyday wine that should be versatile at the table too. Last, but far from least, is Macari Vineyards 2005 Malbec ($22). Merlot gets most of the attention in these parts, malbec might be making a move. This bottling is a bold, flavorful wine and the ripeness of the 2005 vintage is obvious. It’s loaded with intense black plum and black pepper aromas. The palate is rich and slightly meaty with more plum, pepper and a slightly juicy note on the midpalate. The finish lingers nicely with a hint of spice. Sounds like a good pairing for a grilled porterhouse. Their 2005 Syrah is worth checking out too. It’s another example of why merlot is far from the only game in town.

more information. LIVE MUSIC- Bedell Cellars presents live music with The Paul Johnson Duo in the new tasting pavilion, on Sunday, August 5th from 1-5 p.m. The Paul Johnson Duo can be described as classical jazz. The open air tasting room located adjacent to the indoor tasting room features a breathtaking view of the vineyard. Featuring an extra long tasting bar, the new pavilion more than doubles the bar space available for wine tasters. There will be no charge for the performance. For more information call Bedell Cellars at (631) 734-7537. For press inquires contact 631-329-0050.

rain, the concert will be held at Southold United Methodist Church, Main Street, Southold. Donations are appreciated. AUTHOR DISCUSSION- Irish novelist Tom Phelan discusses ‘Forgotten Heroes: Ireland’s World War I Soldiers’ and reads selections from book “The Canal Bridge” at Matituck-Laurel Library, Main Road, Mattituck. Call 631516-378-5619 or 631-298-1234 for more information.

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ances. Corey Creek Vineyards is currently open for tastings 11-5 p.m. daily.For more information contact Corey Creek Vineyards at 631-765-4168 or visit ICE CREAM SOCIAL- The Southold Historical Society holds their annul Ice Cream Social, which will take place on Saturday, August 4th, 2007 from 1-4 p.m. The Social will take place at the Society’s Maple Lane Museum Complex, located on the corner of Main Road and Maple Lane, opposite the Southold Firehouse. Grill cooked hotdogs, soda, lemonade, and specially made baked goods will also be available. Entrance to the Social is free, but food and games require tickets that may be purchased on the site all day long. The rain date is August 5th. Contact the Society at 631-765-5500 for more information. WINEPRESS CONCERT SERIES– Papo Vazquez and the Mighty Pirates Sextext will perform at Pindar Vineyards. The concert begins at 6 p.m. and tickets are $15 at the gate or available for advance purchase (children under 12 are free). Bring lawn chairs or blankets and your own picnic. No outside alcohol permitted. Contact 631-7270900. TEA EXHIBIT- The Stirling Historical Society hosts ‘Hubbard’s Cupboard’ afternoon tea and exhibit in artist Whitney Hubbard’s Greenport house and garden, 511 First St. Proceeds benefit SHS. Event showcases over 40 paintings; pastries and sandwiches served. Admission is $20 for adults, $10 for students and $5 children age 12 and under. 631-477-0050. ALL ABOUT APROONS- Saturday-Monday, Aug. 4-6, 1-4 p.m. ‘All About Aprons – Telling a Story’ exhibit, demonstrations and activities for children sponsored by Cutchogue-New Suffolk Historical Council at Schoolhouse on Cutchogue Village Green. Lemonade and cookies served. 631-734-7122 CHICKEN BARBEQUE- Annual chicken barbeque hosted by Baiting Hollow Congregational Church, Calverton. Dinner includes 1/2 chicken, baked potato, corn on the cob, baked beans, rolls, coleslaw, cranberry sauce, watermelon and iced tea. Reserved tickets are $15 and $18 at the gate. Tickets for children age 10 and under, are $10 and $13 at the gate. Call 631-727-8658 for more information.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 5 WINEMAKERS WALK- At Castello Di Borghese at 1:00 p.m. Take a guided tour of the winery and production facility and wine tasting. $15.00 per person. Castello Di Borghese is located in Cutchogue. Call 631-734-5111 for

MONDAY, AUGUST 6 JUNIOR GOLF- The town of Southampton Parks and Recreation Department is now accepting registrations for Junior Golf Camp held at Indian Golf Course in Riverhead. The camp is being conducted by Steve Foder and is open to kids age 8-16. The camp will run August 6-10 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Contact 631-728-8585 for more information and to register. DANCING- Greenport Dances in Mitchell Park, Front Street, sponsored by Village Arts and Culture Committee, features ballroom dance music by Howard Leshaw. Bring picnic dinner, lawn chairs and blankets. Admission is free but donations welcome. Call 631-477-8589 or 631-477-0457 for more information.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 7 SUMMER CAMP- The summer camp at Orient Beach State Park will feature “Makin’ Tracks.” Camp beings at 3 p.m. and is for children ages 3-6 years old. SUMMER SHOWCASE CONCERT- The Series will feature The Floyd, Southold, Cutchogue-New Suffolk Libraries who will be presenting live family theater with TRAVELING LANTERN - Sherlock Holmes “Takes the Case” on Tuesday evening, August 7th at 6:00 P.M. on the Town Green, Main Road Southold (Silversmith’s Corner). Bring a chair or a blanket. In the event of rain, this event will be held at Southold United Methodist Church, Main Street, Southold. Donations are appreciated.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 8 SUMMER SHOWCASE CONCERT- On Wednesday, August 8th the series will present “An Evening of Barbershop Harmony With The L.I. Sound Chorus of the Sweet Adelines” at 7:30 p.m. at the Village Green, Main Road, Southold. Bring a chair or a blanket. In the event of

THURSDAY, AUGUST 9 WINEMAKERS WALK- At Castello Di Borghese at 1:00pm. Take a guided tour of the winery and production facility and wine tasting. $15.00 per person. Castello Di Borghese is located in Cutchogue. Call 631-734-5111 for (continued on the next page)

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Breakwater Beach Volleyball North Fork Beach Volleyball Is Tradition That Will Never Be Broken By Jessica Gold Every Monday night at 6 p.m. Breakwater Beach in Mattituck transforms. Gone are the surfers, snorkelers and beachcombers; in arrives the volleyball players; anticipating their night of competition. The breeze kicks up, the air gets cooler; but the players continue to heat up the court. It’s truly a site to see. The North Fork Beach Volleyball group was founded back in 1995. During its origin, play consisted of piecemealing together courts and finding some donors for tshirts. Poles and Nets were put up and taken down each week on the not-so sandy shore of the Peconic Bay. Legends Restaurant gifted the organization with Bud Light nets and some t-shirts. Five teams were formed. They enjoyed the play, the camaraderie; but were often challenged by the elements and the neighbors. At one point neighborhood resident were said to have staged an anti-volleyball protest by sitting in beach chairs in the middle of the courts and saying that the volleyball players were “Bohemians.” But through it all they persevered. The games continued, the excitement grew and dodging the protestors and the elements took a distant backseat to the fun of play. Eventually, thanks to one time Southold Supervisor Jean Cochran, they were given the rights to have 4 courts built for them on Breakwater Beach. Since 1998 Breakwater Beach has been their home and since then “the organization became recognized as an official NYS non profit and a regional affiliate of AVPNext.” Mike Ryan, founder and President of the organization puts it all in perspective. “I think for most of us,” he said “it’s great to be playing the game down at the beach. Those of us who live locally don’t take advan-


tage of our amazing surroundings. It gives everyone an opportunity to say, ‘Monday is my beach night.’” The teams play competitively following beach volleyball rules. Some of which are: 1. Each half of the court measures 8 by 8 meters (indoor courts are slightly larger). 2. If a blocking player touches the ball, but it continues onto his side of the net, the block counts as the first contact. 3. Open-hand dinks, where a player uses his or her fingertips to redirect the ball into the opponent’s court, are illegal. 4. It is legal to cross under the net as long as doing so does not interfere with the opponents’ attempt to play the ball. 5. Players are not required to rotate positions; they must alternate service, but there are no ‘rotation errors’. 6. There is no ten-foot line. 7. There are no substitutions. The organization is comprised of very caring and generous people. On July 28, an event was held to raise money for the medical expenses accrued for Kim Haeg. 100-percent of the proceeds raised went to Kim. You might recall that Kim was a high school senior who lost control of her car while returning from her grandmother’s house. She was found in a ditch miles from her Southold home. She survived; but faces many obstacles as a quadriplegic. This amazing young

woman started college in the fall of 2006 and continues to have success. The men and women of the North Fork Volleyball Association look forward to all of Kim’s successes. Mike Ryan has said that if any reader wishes to make a donation to Kim; to contact the volleyball association and it will be forwarded to her family. The volleyball competition will go on all summer and culminate with the 12th Annual NFBV Invitational on Saturday, September 8 (rain date: Sunday, September 9th). Think World Series, think Super bowl; this end of the season event is one to come down and see. The teams who have played hard all summer come down and compete for the championship. During this final leg of the competition “seeds are determined from regular season standing finish and playoff games will be played to break ties in standing.” If you are interested in putting together a team for next year or being a sponsor contact Mike Ryan at 631241-3677 or go to Each team is sponsored by an organization. Currently as of July, 24– the Kolb Mechanical team holds a 20-4 record, followed closely by Ulster Savings Bank with a 16-8 record and tied for 3rd with two other teams is the Legends sponsored team with a 14-10 standing. Head down to Breakwater beach Monday nights and watch some Serving, Setting and Spiking happen right before your eyes.

Maple Tree BBQ, and wine samplings provided by Martha Clara Vineyards. Live music performed by Energy Express Band. Tickets are $50. Only a limited number of tickets sold. Go to or call 631-957-7053 for more information. Show runs until Sept. 16th. Call 477-0620 or on line at HOTROD CAR SHOW– On Saturday, August 11 starting at 5:00 p.m., fast cars will be the theme for the evening as Love Lane becomes the site for a Hot Rod Car Show and outdoor viewing of the movie classic American Graffiti at dusk. Contact Bill Bladykas (631) 298-2276 for more information. RAISE YOUR WINE IQ- Join Bob and Jackie Rogers at Martha Clara Vineyards on Sunday August 19 as they host an educational class designed to help you enhance your knowledge and enjoyment of wine. Cost is $20 per person. Reservations can be made by calling 631-298-0075. OPERA- The Southold Historical Society welcomes the Opera Company of Brooklyn to perform at the Horton Point Lighthouse. The Company will perform “Cosi Fan Tutte” on August 18 at 5 p.m. Tickets are $15 for adults and children under 12 are admitted free. For tickets and more information go to

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Getting “The Boot” Comprehending Italy’s Wines May Not Be An Easy Task, But It Is A Task Well Worth The Effort

Photo by Chris Miller

By Christopher S. Miller As a wine consultant to both retail shops and restaurants, I have noticed that some wine categories are more difficult for consumers to understand than others. The Bordeaux and Napa Valley regions appear to be the easiest to grasp, as sales of these wines in both the retail and restaurant arenas indicate. After all, how hard is it, with a bit of experience, to recognize the grape and style of a Napa Cabernet or a Bordeaux Rouge? But even sophisticated wine consumers who may be comfortable with the varietals of Bordeaux and California may find themselves at a loss when it comes to the great regions of Italy. Determining the style of an Italian wine as being from Barolo, Brunello or Bolgheri takes much more practice, primarily because two of these regions use entirely different grapes and the third can use almost any grape it chooses! Though the Italians are proud to talk about all their indigenous grapes (somewhere around 2000 today, closer to 4000 in the past), the reality is that most of those 2000 were likely brought over from Greece during the few centuries that Italy was part of that empire. So what happened to the other 2000 grape varieties? These have become extinct from lack of use, and today there are many more on the verge of becoming extinct. Luckily there are many great and innovative viticulturists and winemakers that are working with grapes such as Arneis, Sagrantino, Uva di Troia (guess the heritage on that one), Gaglioppo, Piedirosso, Coda di Volpe, and Refosco, to name a few. Confusing, right? For me to completely unravel Italian wine for our Dan’s readers would take far more space than I am allowed, so here is a bit of an introduction to clear a few things up. To begin, you should know that the most-planted grape in Italy is Sangiovese (the grape of Chianti, Chianti Classico and other areas of Tuscany), while the second most-planted is Barbera. Sangiovese is the grape of Central Italy, while Barbera is the grape of

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the north. We all know the shape of Italy (a peninsula often referred to as “the boot”) and remember from elementary school all the earthquakes, volcanoes and wars of that boot’s history. All these factors make Italy perfect for viticulture. There are lots of coastal regions,

political states, and each state produces plenty of wine. For vinous purposes it is best to divide the country into three sections: North, Central and South/Islands, as each region has vastly different climates, heritage and therefore wine styles. The north includes the states of Valle d’Aosta, Piedmont, Liguria (Italy’s Riviera), Lombardia, Alto-Adige/Trentino, Veneto and Friuli; Central Italy includes Emilia-Romagna, Tuscany, Maches, Umbria, Lazio and Abruzzo; the South includes Campania, Molise, Puglia, Basilicata and Calabria; the Islands are Sicilia and Sardegna. This means that for terrain and climates we go from the Dolimites and snow-capped Alps in Valle d’Aosta and Alto-Adige in the north to the heat and volcanoes of Sicilia, Campania and Basilicata in the south. As you can imagine, the differences between Italian wines are vast. At the beginning of this article I mentioned three famed wine regions, Barolo in the north in Piedmont (foot of the mount), and Brunello and Bolgheri, both in Tuscany of Central Italy. The styles of these wines are very different, as are the grapes used. Barolo is considered to be the king of wine in Italy and has the capacity to age for decades. In fact, the wines can be exceedingly hard-edged when young. Barolo is produced (or legally should be) only from Nebbiolo, a tannic and floral-charactered grape that is one of the last to ripen in the vinous world. The wines have a mix of dark aromas (cigar, tar) and floral aromas (violets, dark and red cherry) plus a dose of tannins, making them a good match for hearty game dishes and truffles, both of which are prevalent in the area. Nebbiolo is planted in only six-tenths of one percent of Italy, so the prestige of the grape far exceeds its acreage. The grape is also used in Barbaresco (the queen to Barolo’s king), Gattinara and Ghemme. Sangiovese is the most important grape of Italy and can be found in every one of the twenty states, but it does best in the temperate regions of Central Italy. It is most linked to Tuscany and especially

The original group of Super Tuscans are Cabernet-based… and the best stand next to the Lafites of the world in quality. plenty of mountains and slopes and lots of interesting soils due to the geology of the country. As with most European wine regions, the focus here is on place. Most Italian wine labels will list the region as opposed to the grape, so we need to recognize the grape and style of the wine. Italy is split into twenty

New Talent At L'Impero, Tudor City's Sleek Blue Gem By Susan Whitney Simm The only thing that makes regulars at a Manhattan restaurant more nervous than seeing a new maitre d’ in the dining room is hearing about a new chef in the kitchen. But based on a recent visit to L’Impero, a sophisticated Italian on a charming Tudor City street, the regulars can breathe easy. In fact, they can rejoice. The cheekily-named L’Impero, or “The Empire,” has been owned and operated by three partners since opening in 2002. Among the trio is the designer Vicente Wolf, who received the Outsanding Design award in 2003 from the James Beard Foundation for the restaurant’s design. The opening chef was Scott Conant, who came aboard after making a name for himself at City Eatery and Chianti. But Conant has recently moved east – way east – to Sag Harbor’s Tutto Il Giorno (see review in the Sunday, July 29 New York Times), and L’Impero has added a new executive chef/partner to its staff, Michael White.

Formerly in the kitchen at SoHo’s Fiamma, where he earned three stars from the New York Times and one from Michelin, White now brings his way with artisanal pasta, braised game and truffles happily to bear on a sleek stage that perfectly underscores the rustic elegance of his dishes. First, the stage. Blue, a shade that conjures the Mediterranean, starts over the door in the awning, continues dramatically into the bar and ends on the dining room chairs, a shade lighter now, as though one were approaching shore. There is fabric everywhere: velvet on banquettes, linen on walls, plush carpet underfoot. All of this padding, aside from cocooning one away from the city outside, makes conversation surprisingly easy given the proximity of some tables. It also prepares one for the comforting fare to come. The menu, which will evolve slightly over the course of the summer as the new chef gets his bear(continued page 83)

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LETTER FROM DAN’S WINE GUIDE EDITOR Though Julius Caesar is surely the most famous of all the Roman Emperors, it was probably Nero who put the Romans on the culinary map. Supposedly more interested in conquering his appetite than the world, the ill-fated emperor would no doubt have enjoyed tucking into the pork shoulder ragu at Manhattan’s L’Impero, “The Empire.” (See review this page). Speaking of things Italian, Christopher Miller tackles the task of demystifying wines from Italy (this page) and reports on a retail wine innovation that is available right here in Bridgehampton (page 81). The next “Dan’s Wine Guide” will appear in the Labor Day issue of Dan’s Papers. Look for a review of Sherwood House Vineyards’ wines. Susan Whitney Simm is the editor of Dan’s Wine Guide, a special section of Dan’s Papers that is published six times a year. Email

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How to Save $545 Buy a bottle of 2001 Lenz Old Vines Merlot

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Enomatic: Gimmick Or Tool? By Christopher S. Miller The wine industry is ancient. Wine has been bought, sold and traded for several thousand years and many economies are heavily dependent on this industry. Wine sales contribute more than $24 billion dollars to the American economy, and wine buyers make assumptions about price, quality and knowledge every time they step into a wine shop. Price is almost always a factor when considering which bottle to buy. But if price were the only factor, then shopping at the cheapest place is the only choice…… or is it? And what are those cheapest places? Many stores put big advertisements in the New York Times, Newsday and yes, in Dan’s Papers, with a listing of some of their prices, but there are many factors in the pricing, depending on each product and how those products are bought by each retailer. The most recognizable wines are always the most discounted – such as Veuve-Clicquot Brut (with the yellow label) and Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio – because they serve as a barometer for how reasonable a store’s prices are. A store’s volume, rent, payroll, marketing, inventory and unique equipment can affect the pricing a store uses. Some stores are much stronger at purchasing wines from certain categories; the price of Gallo Hearty Burgundy might be better at a store in the middle of Long Island and the price of top-flight Bordeaux will be found at the store that does the most business in that arena (one of my

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The Newest Gadget In Wine Retail May Sport ARetro Name, But The Technology Is Pure 21st Century

McNamara Wines owner Chris Boudouris with his Enomatic

clients, Sherry-Lehmann in Manhattan, comes to mind here). But all stores need to have many different approaches to attract enough volume. Some stores compete on price alone and you are left to find your selections without any help but a few signs, while others hire knowledgeable staff to help guide you on your vinous adventure. Here in New York the law does not allow supermarkets or chains to sell wine, so buying right for a stand-alone store can be a financial and storage backbreaker. Many of the ‘obvi-

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ous’ wines (and booze) mentioned above offer incredible deals on massive buys, but if a store takes the deepest deal on all the Absolut(s), Veuve(s), KendallJackson(s), Santa Margherita(s) etc., where are they going to store the thousands of cases and find the hundreds of thousands of dollars to tie up on a handful of price-sensitive products? Then there are stores that offer frequent buyer deals or case prices. Case prices vary at each store, from solid case discounts to mixed case discounts of between 10-25 percent, and naturally we would assume that the store offering 25 percent mixed case discount is the best deal. Not always. Sometimes 25 percent is more than 10 percent, depending on the starting price. Naturally I am a fan of stores that are heavy into having knowledgeable staff – it keeps me in business – but there are other means of getting attention for a store’s products, and one of the newest (and quite expensive) is an Italian system called an Enomatic. The Enomatic is a vending machine for wine, and the first place to have one in New York was Union Square Wines in Manhattan. The second place is right here in Bridgehampton: McNamara Wines. McNamara owner Chris Boudouris has installed two Enomatic units that he hopes will be functional this weekend (if all the complicated software issues are straightened out). The unit for the white wines (refrigerated) holds eight wines, and the round unit (continued on next page)


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Chianti/Chianti Classico. Brunello is a local synonym for the Sangiovese grape, which makes up one hundred percent of the famed Brunello di Montalcino wines just to the south of Chianti Classico. Sangiovese is also a grape that quickly mutates when moved to a new climate, exposure or soil – imagine a friend moving to Florida and adapting to the climate of that place – so the particular version used in Montalcino is today called Sangiovese Grosso (though it is actually smaller in size than Sangioveto – those crafty Italians!). Today Brunello di Montalcino is more famous than other Sangiovese-based wines, but that wasn’t the case prior to 1970 when the Mariani

Family, founders and owners of the distributor Villa Banfi, moved their headquarters from NYC to Old Brookville on Long Island and began looking for vineyards to purchase in Montalcino. Banfi is widely credited with putting Brunello in the spotlight on the international wine scene. The last two introductory Italian wines of Tuscany must be Chianti Classico and a fake sort of category called ‘Super Tuscans.’ The Bolgheri I mentioned earlier is home to some of the most famed Super Tuscans with names like Sassicaia, Ornellaia and a whole lot of other ‘aia’s. These wines are referred to as Super Tuscans because they do not depend solely on

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Tuscany’s Sangiovese grape, but instead are blends of whatever works best in the climate and soils of the coastal region of Bolgheri, including interlopers such as Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot and Syrah. These are sometimes blended with Sangiovese, sometimes not. The original group of Super Tuscans are Cabernetbased, so they have a touch of Bordeaux character mixed with an essence of Tuscany, and the best stand next to the Lafites of the world in quality. Besides Sassicaia and Ornellaia, other great wines of the category include Grattamacco, Aia Vecchia, Antinori’s Guado al Tasso and Le Macchiole. Another Super Tuscan originates from the Chianti Classico region and is a result of a producer (Antinori) having contempt for the laws governing the Chianti Classico up till the mid 1990s. Prior to the law change, Chianti Classico’s laws required that white wine be blended into the reds, but Piero Antinori did not want to ‘water down’ his great wine. So he labeled his best wine as Tignanello and used eighty percent Sangiovese blended with twenty percent Merlot. When he originally did this in the 1970s it was illegal and he could not call his wine Chianti Classico or even the lesser appellation of Chianti, so he labeled his wine as a Vino di Tavola or table wine. Today the Chianti and Chianti Classico laws allow Tignanello to be labeled as such, but the wine’s reputation has been established under its current name and labeling and so Antinori now refuses to change it. Fortunately, as a result of the law change, the wines of Chianti Classico have climbed out of their 1970s doldrums, and there are now some really great wines coming out of this region. As for the rest of Italy, those wines will have to wait for another Dan’s Wine Guide, or you can e-mail me to arrange for some private tutoring. But certainly don’t dismiss the wines of Italy’s other regions, especially those from Veneto, Friuli, Alto-Adige and Campania, to name a couple of my favorites at the moment.


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for reds holds sixteen wines. Customers sign-up and receive a special credit card that allows them to taste a limited number of wines each day, with the pour being limited to about 1.5 ounces each. The units are attached to a computer that stores the customers’ details, including wines tasted and purchased. Chris plans on featuring both value wines and more expensive bottles that are not frequently available to taste. He mentioned Gaja (of Barbaresco fame) wines as a possibility and given Chris’ heritage, it might not be a stretch to see a Greek wine, such as Gai’a Estate red, offered. Tasting is always a great way to determine what wine to purchase, but that alone is not a substitute for wine knowledge, and Chris plans to include a computerized bar-code scanner that will show details of all the wines. I am not sure how far down the road that is, but in the mean time the Enomatic is a great addition to the wine scene. Christopher Miller is Dan’s Papers’ “Wine Guide” Senior Wine Writer. Mr. Miller is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America, an Advanced Sommelier with the Court of Master Sommeliers, a wine consultant for Sherry-Lehmann and wine educator. He is also the Education Director for Long Island’s Sommelier Society of America, and has held the position of saucier chef at Schweizerhof in St. Moritz, Switzerland, and that of sommelier at Manhattan’s ‘21’ Club. He is teaching a Captain’s Course at Stone Creek Inn in the fall. Visit his website or email

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ings, is currently biased toward fresh summer ingredients, such as local fennel, basil, peas, corn and field greens. Starters include a simple mesclun salad, made sprightly by crisp fennel and a Moscato vinaigrette, and the highly recommended Pancetta alla Griglia â&#x20AC;&#x201C; grilled fresh porkbelly with figs, Sardinian honey and pungent wild arugula. There is also a grilled octopus with celery hearts and olives, and a tempting salt cod fritter, though the latter is offered with Manilla clams. It always strikes me as odd when chefs opt for such exotic, foreign ingredients when fabulously fresh versions, such as local hardshell clams, are literally out the back door. Pasta here is worth the visit alone. Try the orec-

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chiette with pork sausage and broccoli rabe pesto, or the creamy gnocchi with prosciutto and peas (and, unannounced but always welcome, white truffle oil). The masterpiece is the Paccheri di Gragnano al Ragu Napoletano, made with artisanal pasta, Neapolitan pork shoulder ragu, and grated cacciocavallo. It is one of the best pasta dishes we ever tasted. Fish is well represented in the entrees, as one would expect, with braised halibut, roasted monkfish, and red snapper on tap. But on this visit we chose the grilled aged strip steak with â&#x20AC;&#x153;corn crema,â&#x20AC;? sweet and sour baby peppers and rosemary salt. It was the slightest bit salty, but this was offset by the wonderfully creamy fresh corn. Also sampled was the fork-tender, pasture-fed loin of lamb with chard, oven roasted tomatoes and salsa verde. Both entrees would satisfy most carnivores. The service at Lâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Impero is polished and attentive without being intrusive, and the $64 prix fixe, up from $48 when the restaurant opened in 2002, is still a good buy comprised of four generous courses. You wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t leave hungry, but you will be back if Chef Whiteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s updated take on comfort food is any indication. L'Impero is located at 45 Tudor City Place, between First and Second Avenues at 42nd Street. Open Monday-Saturday. Call 212-599-5045 for hours. Following this article is a short review of L'Impero's wine list, which is overseen by Sommelier James Hamilton, with recommendations by wine writer Chris Miller.

Lâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;IMPERO, TUDOR CITY PLACE, NYC ...with Christopher Miller L'Impero has a big list that boasts many great wines. The prices are a bit steep, but being around the corner from the UN is certainly not the low rent district. The service, glassware and dĂŠcor are also all top notch. As one would naturally assume, the list at lâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Impero is mostly Italian, and there are many interesting grapes represented. The format, however, is not my favorite. It is based on wine weight, so under the "Light, Crisp and Refreshing" category are wines such as Tramin Pinot Bianco, Montenidoli Vernaccia di San Gimignano and Arabako Txakolina. What? The first two I get, both Italian, though from vastly different regions. But the last is from Basque country in Spain. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a nice wine and all, but whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s it got to do with Italy? I agree there is no equivalent to the Hondarrabi Zurri grape in Italy, but there are still plenty of Italian grapes to choose from. Reds Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d order from this list: Luigi Einaudi Dolcetto di Dogliani, $55, by the glass, $10 Bruno Giacosa Barbaresco, $160 La Spinetta Monferrato Pin (Nebbiolo/Barbera Blend from Monferrato, Piedmont), $135 Marchese Guerrieri Gonzaga San Leonardo (Merlot/Cab blend from Trentino), $105 Catellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;in Villa Santacroce, $185 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; a Chianti Classico â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Super Tuscanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Whites Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d order from this list: Abbazia di Novacella Kerner (crossing of Riesling and Schiava), $55, by the glass, $13 Tiefenbrunner Feldmarschall MĂźller-Thurgau, $85 La Monacesca Verdicchio di Matelica, $70 Emilio Pepe Trebbiano dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Abruzzo, $105

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Shop ‘til You Drop... With Maria Tennariello Events, events and more events. Getting yourself gussied up for the shopping alone is a chore. Thank goodness, the stores are starting their summer sales, and we can pick up two or three outfits instead of just one. Let’s do some summer shopping! Ok, let’s start in East Quogue at Once Upon A Time In The Hamptons on Main Street, right next to the Shoe Vixen. This is one of the oldest consignment stores on the East End, and they carry a wonderful selection of designer women’s clothing. And to boot there is a 50% off sale on most merchandise. And while you are there, step into the Hampton Shoe Vixen to complete the outfit. Hildreth’s is doing what they do best – their August Clearance Sale, which is now in progress at all locations – Main Street and West Main Street, Southampton and Pantigo Road, East Hampton. Too many things to list, get there and find all your favorites on sale, they are ready to go. Dazzelle on Jobs Lane is all ready to go with their Sunny Choi “trunk show and sale” from August 3 through August 5 from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Bet you can’t buy just one thing! What’s Your Point? Needlepoint and Needful Things at 120 Windmill Lane in Southampton will be having a two-day trunk show and sale on Friday and Saturday August 3 and 4, featuring the canvases of Amanda Lawford, who will also be making a personal appearance at the shop on those days. Amanda is nationally known for her distinctive line of handpainted canvases and will be bringing along many of her canvases choices as well as those of three other artists: Constance Coleman, Martha Murphy and Mariko King. So stop by to meet Amanda Lawford and say hi to Rob, the owner, and take advantage by purchasing her work on sale. At Windows & Walls Unlimited on County Road 39 in Southampton, there is a big sale in progress

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with lots to choose from. Get going stop shop. There is something for everyone. and start making changes for fall On my way home I passed Long living and decorating with new Beach and had to take a deep blinds, shades, draperies and breath, this is my hometown…I more. thought how lucky I am to be living Roberta Freymann on here all these years. I stopped off at Newtown Lane in East Hampton The Whalebone General Store has lots going on this time of year. on Noyac Road for a look at all the With new inventory coming in and great new things that have arrived old inventory going out…you can’t in this beautiful store. Linda, the miss. The store has something for owner has transformed her little everyone including dresses, bags, Roberta Freymann, East Hampton general store into an adorable accesclothing and accessories. sories boutique. There are lamps, leaded glass hangDon’t pass up the Historic Mulford Farm ings, bird feeders, vases, gifts galore, florals, beach Antiques Show & Sale on Saturday, August 4, on accessories, floats, chairs, games, greeting cards, James Lane at Montauk Highway in East Hampton. home-made candies, everyday “do you have’s?”…No It’s a “rain or shine” event outdoors and under tents kidding, you will find it here for sure. And if you want from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. to give a cute gift, you will love the hand-made “WackOff The Beaten Path: Well, I found the best deal a-doo” key chains that are flying out the door. ever if you are or ‘wanna be’ a Verizon wireless cusIn Riverhead, The Tanger Outlets’ 165 brand tomer…Verizon Wireless, right off exit 70 at the name outlet stores is worth the trip to start your King Kullen Shopping Center in Manorville has a back-to-school shopping with unheard savings. There super sale in progress offering the brand new is also a 20% off coupon in Dan’s Papers that can be Motorola W385 Camera Phone with MP3 and redeemed at any location. Time flies when you’re havBluetooth capabilities. Regularly selling for $79.99, ing fun and this summer really flew by quickly. the first one is now $29.99 ad up to four more are free Gloria Jewel, women’s clothing boutique on Main (rebates apply here). This is a great back-to-school Road in Jamesport is having a summer sale that venue. This deal is exclusive with the Manorville should not be missed at all…You can save 40 to 50%, store. For more info they can be reached at (631) 399so you can buy twice as much for the same price. 5525. Until next week. Ciao and Happy Summer Sag Harbor’s friendly Around Again, on the Long Shopping! Wharf now has trendy new fashions, boutique overIf your shop is having a sale, new inventory or you stock and new and estate jewelry. Positive Energy are a new business or have relocated, and you want tops, T’s and tank tops, and Honeydew Intimates have everyone to know about it, please e-mail me at: shopjust arrived. There is also select vintage and designer and at additions for that total shopping high! There is a midor via fax at: 631-537-6755. I would love to hear all summer sale and the late night hours afford you no about it! excuse to stop and shop at the men’s and ladies one-

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Dan’s Fashion Groovy Style The swinging 60s was a time of free love, bright colors, and bare skin – it was a time to let loose after the stiff suits of the American dream and the 1950’s. Because this part of American history is so cool and seems to be making a revival lately in the ’06, I asked my mom to be an authority on how I could dress as a 60’s hipster. “I really wasn’t groovy enough [to venture past flower patches on my bell-bottoms]” is what she said to that…what a nerd. Anyway, I turned to some fashion experts (my glossy-magazine-obsessed friends) to see what it was all about. In the beginning there was Lilly and Pucci. Bright colors and prints helped to turn the bland, uniform fashion of the fifties to a new era. For some though, the loud animal prints of Lilly Pulitzer were too preppy and instead those hippies wore their bright clothes in colorful swirls called tie-dye. With the help of psychedelic drugs and The Beatles, hippies, too, found their way to colorful prints, but these tunics were not designed by a lady named Lilly. Instead this trend was inspired by these musicians’ trips around the world. Hippies and garden-party prepsters were not the only cliques walking the 1960’s runway – there was also Twiggy and mod. The working-class chic look of London, with long skinny legs, go-go boots and miniskirts definitely made its way to the good ol’ US of A in the 1960s. American housewives no longer were covered up head to toe in drab solids and scratchy fabrics, they were instead showing off all their goods for the world to see. With the help of the Vietnam War and its revolutionary attitude, woman’s hair was cut short to the pixie cut and the bob and high school girls across the nation were getting detention for their nonregulation length short skirts. For a visual of this British invasion, check out Austin Powers. When I think of the 1960s, given that the only sixties I will be apart of will be in 2060, I think of rebellion, self-expression and individuality. So, the individuals set the trends and the masses followed, but in a totally original way, man – it was a “do your own thing” trend. To dress as if you are living in the 60s, there is one thing you need to decide first: mini-skirt or tie-dye? Dressing like a hippie isn’t that hard to do. A unisex outfit would be some worn in bell- bottoms with no hole left un-patched by a peace sign patch or paisley fabric. Wear a tie-dyed t-shirt or a Mexican embroidered tunic on top. These days, it’s pretty easy to pick up vintage concert t-shirts for unreasonable prices, so that’s another way to dress like a sixties hippie. Don’t forget to wear an Indian-beaded headband with your long hair worn down and stick a flower in it too. If you’re a woman, embrace the feminism of the 1960s and go sans bra. Though hippies were young and groovy, one could say the real way to go was mod. Andre Courreges’ mini-skirt was made popular by Mary Quant and soon the 6-7 inch above the knee simple, straight skirt spread from the youth of London across the world. Mod, short for modern fashion was something totally youth dominated as these bare-all pieces looked best on young, skinny legs. Thus, Leslie Hornsby, also known as Twiggy, with her skinny, boy-shaped body, became the face of the 1960s mod fashion. Short, straight shift dresses and mini-skirts came in bright colors and loud prints. Emilio Pucci’s colorful, swirling

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Dress like a beatnik wearing a large black wool sweater or turtleneck over leggings and top it off with a black beret. Since the sixties are coming back man, I suggest you raid your attic and thrift stores if you want to be a real cool cat and put an outfit together yourself before going out and buying the re-creations that are so hip right now. Do your own thing, let loose, and start feeling groovy. – Christine Edwards

A Walking Tour of Greenport The Village of Greenport has been a working seaport since the 18th Century. To commemorate its illustrious past, the Village has kept its restored carousel and authentic Art Deco movie theatre in operation, giving its residents and visitors a reason to smile as they stroll through Mitchell Park or along the glorious, 60slip marina. Hungry visitors will be glad to know that the Greenport Tea Company has been touted as the home of the “Best Lunch on the North Fork.” The Chowder Pot Pub always has piping hot steaks, prime rib and seafood ready and waiting for visitors to savor and The Rhumbline offers a broad menu of salads, burgers, steaks, seafood and wraps. Antares Café, a

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2. The Sirens' Song Gallery & Carriage House - Contemporary limited edition prints, sculpture, and unique collectibles, along with state of the art romantic accommodations. 516 Main Street 631-477-1021 / (See our ad on page 117) 3. Gallery 429 9 & The Light Registry Gallery –These galleries offer an eclectic mix of Antiques, Collectibles, Fine Art & Local Photography. Open every day 11 - 5,

cozy eatery with a lineup of dishes focusing on the bounty of the North Fork, is situated in the heart of Greenport’s historic boatyard, which continues to produce a number of fine vessels each year. Of course, there’s more to this seafaring Village than great food. The Sirens’ Song Gallery & Carriage House both have a wide selection of contemporary prints, sculpture and collectibles, all housed in one of the most romantic inns in town and Gallery Nouvelle is lined in exquisite, original contemporary artwork to suit every taste. Gallery 429 and The Light Registry Gallery offer antiques, collectibles, fine art and local photography that is sure to please any art lover. Gallery M has

something for everyone, from one-of-a-kind jewelry to pottery, glass, wood and fabric pieces. For an unforgettable shopping experience, drop by the South Street Gallery. Located in a historic building, the gallery boasts two floors of contemporary art exhibits and a rotation of monthly shows featuring local artists, as well as a full-service frame shop. Greenport’s rich cultural history and dedication to the arts, coupled with its gracious hospitality and charming accommodations, have made this village one of the brightest jewels in the North Fork’s crown. – Sabrina C. Mashburn


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VERDUNO COLLECTION, 187 Noyac Avenue, Sag Harbor – 631-899-3190 – Recently relocated from Manhattan, owner Enzo M. Valfre has brought Verduno Collection Design Studio to Noyac Road (near Cromers) in Sag Harbor. The unique Design Studio houses contemporary highend home accessories with a collection of over forty designs “made to order” in custom dimensions and color combinations by several architects, artists and designers. Almost every design is available as handtufted area rugs, bedding, decorative pillows, lighting, occasional, throws, occasional, and fabrics. Custom crafted to order in their New York Studio with your specifications, simply choose a design and color combination using their fabric charts. Verduno Collection works with architect and designers in a variety of projects all over the United States. The collection is

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EAST END KID: SEUSSICAL By Emily Hart Post With a little help from Katlean de Monchy and David Post I love Dr Seuss. If I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t read him, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m at a loss and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the truth. So when they invited me to a

musical called Suessical At Southampton High I had to go to that show, and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no lie. The show stars only kids I hope its no sin to use this column to get me in as part of the show â&#x20AC;&#x201C; not just to go. For the next great show from STAGES, the

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KID KALENDAR COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 115, Benefits â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 93, Movies â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 106, Day by Day â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 93, Kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Events â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 91, Nightlife â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 105, Entertainment (Take 5) â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 104

THIS WEEK CHILDHOOD MEMORIES â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/3-8/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pretendâ&#x20AC;? travel programs for 3-4 year olds, Mon., Wed. and Fri. from 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m. 5-8 year-olds will meet on Tues. and Thurs. from 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m. At the United Methodist Church, 160 Main St., Southampton. 917-538-5049. SHAKESPEARE FOR KIDS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/3 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7 p.m. The Shakespeareâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Players production of The Wizardry of Will. Tickets cost $12. Located at 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. YOUTH MUSIC FESTIVAL â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/3 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 4-11 p.m. There will be bands performing and lots of giveaways. At North Sea Park, 1370A Majors Path, Southampton. 631-702-2425. CAMP GAN ISRAEL â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/3-8/17 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; For ages 2 1/2-8 gymnastics, yoga, art, music, tennis, swimming, challa baking, hands on science trips and special events with a great staff. Located at the Montessori School. 631-680-6140. BRIDGEHAMPTON CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL OFFBEAT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/3 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7:30 p.m. Real Quiet. At Arlene and Alan Alda Amphitheater at CMEE, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6368. PAINTING AT POLLOCK KRASNER HOUSE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/3 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10-11:30 a.m. Pollock Krasner House/Studio Tour and Painting Workshop with artist Karyn Mannix. All ages can tour and explore at the studio and home of artists Jackson Pollock and wife Lee Krasner. Located at 830 SpringsFireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-329-2811. GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATRE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/3-8/4 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 11 a.m. Hobgoblin Hill Puppets will perform Punch and Judy. Located in Sag Harbor on Rte. 114 and East Union Street, behind Christ Episcopal Church in the parish hall, lower level. 631-725-4193. DRAWING FOR KIDS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/3 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 3-4:30 p.m. The techniques of basic drawing with artist Karyn Mannix. At the Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-0603. PICTURE YOU! â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/3-8/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 3:30-5 p.m. Fridays. Part two of this program allows children ages 5 and up to learn to draw from observation with instructor Linda Capello. At

Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. AROUND THE WORLD â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/4-8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 11 a.m.-Noon. Saturdays. Part two of this program will explore Hawaiian story telling, music and puppetry. For children ages 3-5. At Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. WORLD ART, WORLD LEGENDS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/4-9/1 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 3-5 p.m. Saturdays. Part two of this program allows children ages 1014 to take a look at the culture and arts of Hawaiian music and dance, puppetry and Tibetan prayer flags. Cost is $150 for members and $175 for non-members. At Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. RAINBOW WORLD â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/4-9/1 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 1-2:30 p.m. Saturdays. Part two of this program allows children ages 6-9 to explore Hawaiian music and dance. At Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. PAINTING WORKSHOP â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/4 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10-11 a.m. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s That In the Sky?â&#x20AC;? A painting workshop with artist Karyn Mannix. At the Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-0603. CHILDRENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S DRIP PAINTING WORKSHOPS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/48/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturdays. 10-11:30 a.m. Imagine That! Family art workshops for children ages four to twelve and adult companions presents â&#x20AC;&#x153;Drip Painting!â&#x20AC;? At the Pollock Krasner House, 830 Springs-Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-3244666. 16TH ANNUAL SANDCASTLE CONTEST â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/4 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Trophies and prizes for all ages and skills. Raindate is August 5. At Atlantic Avenue Beach in Amagansett. 631-324-6250. KATIEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PUPPETS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/4 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mystery of the Missing Purple Puzzle Piecesâ&#x20AC;? show will begin at 11 a.m. is geared for children in grades Pre-K through fifth. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street. 631-653-4224. 18TH ANNUAL FAMILY DAY WILD WILD WEST CARNIVAL â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/5 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10 a.m.- 2 p.m. Christie Brinkley will host the benefit for the National Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Division of Albert Einstein College of Medicine. Tickets start at $100. At the Diamond Ranch, 600 Mecox Road, Water Mill. 718-430-3804. OP ART SPINNERS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/5 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10-11 a.m. Children will create optical illusions with movement with artist Karyn Mannix. At the Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-0603. DANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PAPERS KITE FLY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/5 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5-7 p.m. The Kite Fly will have a caricaturist and a juggler and is sponsored by Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers and the Town of Southampton Parks Department. There will be 25 prizes up for grabs. Located at Sagg Main Beach on Sagg Main Road in Sagaponack. 631537-0500.

ART SAFARI FOR CHILDREN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/5 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10-11:30 a.m. Author Joyce Raimondo leads Art Safari Family Workshops for children ages four to twelve. At Novaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ark Project, an outdoor sculpture site in Bridgehampton. 917-502-0790. KIDS GOLF CAMP â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/6-8/9 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Kids Golf Camp for ages 6-12 at Poxabogue Golf Center. Each participant learns to play golf with extensive on-course instruction and play also included. Group meets daily from 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Cost is $350 a week. Located at 3556 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631537-0025. MOVIE ACTING CAMP â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/6-8/22 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Mondays through Wednesdays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Frank Cento will teach boys and girls ages 11-15 how to write comedy sketches, act in them and direct them. At Tiana Bay Activity Center, 72 Dune Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. KIDSUMMER ART CAMP â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/6-8/10 â&#x20AC;&#x201C;Monday through Friday from 10 a.m.-3 p.m. daily. For children ages 6-11. Cost is $375 per week for Parrish members and $475 for nonmembers. Located at 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2832118 ext. 30. NEIGHBORHOOD NIGHTS AT LUDLAM PARK â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/6-8/27 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6-8:30 p.m. on Mondays, spend a great night with your kid playing sports and board games, doing arts and crafts and more Food and refreshments provided, Child must be between kindergarten and 6th grade. 631-702-2425. CHILDRENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S THEATRE WORKSHOP â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/6-8/26 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; (continued on next page)

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This Will Knock Your Smocks Off According to the prestigious National Art Education Association (, “Art is a language of visual images that everyone must learn to read. In art classes, we make visual images and we study images. Increasingly, these images affect our needs, our daily behavior, our hopes, our opinions and our ultimate ideals.” Equally as important as any other subject matter in a well-rounded curriculum, art education helps students cultivate lifelong skills and meaningful learning whether it be in schools, museums, private lessons or workshops. Hector deCordova, artist and founder of The deCordova Studio and Gallery in Greenport, comes from a strong art educational background as a former student of the High School of Music & Art, Parsons School of Design/Interior Architect and Art Students League. Leaving behind a successful career in interior design, deCordova has devoted the past fifteen years to painting. Aside from his personal artistic endeavors, deCordova shares his life’s passion with both children and adults as an art educator. Primarily instructing on the East End through BOCES, the Parrish Art Museum and the Art Barge, deCordova commences his summer teachings for the Children’s Art Project. His work with the Children’s Art Project dates back to 1998, in which he received a grant that enabled him to teach twenty children at the Bridgehampton Childcare Center. Additionally, the students’ work was exhibited at the Elaine Benson Gallery in Bridgehampton and Saks Fifth Avenue in Southampton.


As a member of the non-for-profit community organization Organización Latino Americana (OLA) of Eastern Long Island since its inception in 2002, deCordova proposed and received a grant from the Town of Southampton to conduct an outstanding program. Able to serve ten to fifteen participants ranging from ages eight through twelve for a two-week workshop, deCordova affords the children an opportunity to create artwork and exhibit their talents. With careful student selection and consideration, deCordova set out to support cultural and ethnic backgrounds on the East End. He remarks, “I wanted to make sure that we had some racial and ethnic diversity in the group. We have children from Southampton, Greenport, Bridgehampton, and East Hampton.”

This intensive workshop is once again being held at the Bridgehampton Childcare Center, as students receive a total of eight instructional hours. Gaining experience in drawing and watercolor painting, students will work from various subject matters including florals, landscapes and fruit. Going beyond the scope of artistic process and production, deCordova explains that, “The purpose of the painting workshops, as well as the show, is to bring children of different backgrounds together in order to foster greater understanding and mutual respect and acceptance of each other.” Upon completion of the workshop, the children’s works will be framed and displayed at the deCordova Gallery in Greenport followed by an exhibition at the Veterans’ Hall at the Southampton Cultural Center. In celebration, an opening reception will be held on Friday, August 24 from 5 to 7 p.m. at the Hall. As for deCordova’s intention of providing the children with such a rich experience, he said, “Art is a powerful medium for building and unifying a community. By working in an intensely creative environment and by bringing parents and relatives together in one space at the art exhibit will hopefully allow families of diverse backgrounds to celebrate their common bonds rather than focus on their differences. One of the reasons we have hatred in this world and yes, even on eastern Long Island, is that we don’t get to know each other. Maybe this is one way of finding a common bond – our children.” – Marisa Demarco

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Stages Summer Stock provides instruction in acting, singing, and dance. Classes are Monday through Friday from 10 a.m.3 p.m. Children will also participate in a full-scale musical production from August 24-August 26. For ages 8-18. At the Southampton Recreation Center, 1370A Majors Path, Southampton. 631-329-1420. TUESDAYS ON THE GO – 8/7 – Town teens in sixth through tenth grades are invited to go to Selden Batting and Go Karts in Selden. Cost is $12 and includes transportation, two hours of unlimited batting and go-karts and 15 arcade tokens. Transportation is provided from the Southampton McDonalds at 1:10 p.m., Hampton Bays High School at 1:30 p.m., Flanders Community Center at 1:45 p.m. and Westhampton Beach High School at 1:30 p.m. 631-702-2428. SURREALISITIC LANDSCAPE ART PROJECT – 8/7 – 12:30 p.m. Gretchen Kommer will help children ages 8-12 create unique, dreamlike, landscape compositions. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224.

MAKING MUSIC WITH INA AND FRIENDS – 8/7/8/14 – 3:30-4:15 p.m. Tuesdays. Early childhood music and movement program. For children 6 months to 5 years. $75 for residents, $85 non-residents. 72 Dune Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. BRIDGEHAMPTON CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL OFFBEAT – 8/8 – 7 p.m. Fusion. At Arlene and Alan Alda Amphitheater at CMEE, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6368. KIDSUMMER ART WORKSHOPS – 8/8-8/11 – 11 a.m.2 p.m. The Artist’s Studio. Children ages 5 to 7 will create art projects while discovering the mediums of painting, sculpture, printmaking and collage. The Parrish Art Museum is located at 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. WHIRLIGIG PERFORMANCE AT CMEE – 8/9 – 6:30 p.m. The Hampton Ballet Theater School will be performing Peter and the Wolf at the Children’s Museum of the East End. Located at 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATRE – 8/9-8/11 – 11 a.m. The Kapok Tree be the puppet show at Goat on a Boat. Located in Sag Harbor on Rte. 114 and East Union Street, behind Christ Episcopal Church in the parish hall, lower level. 631-725-4193. REPTILE SHOW – 8/9 – 6:30 p.m. Erik’s Reptile Edventures will take children to four major biomes including rainforests and wetlands. Each ecosystem will be represented by live reptiles, amphibians or bugs. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. SUMMER NIGHTS – 8/9-8/30 – 7:30-10 p.m. Thursdays. Enjoy evenings filled with arts, crafts and games. 7th grade and up. Red Creek Park, 102 Old Riverhead Road, Hampton Bays. 631-702-2425. ONGOING MOMMY AND ME – On Thursdays at 9:30 a.m. for ages 2-12 months. Mondays through Fridays for ages 12-24 months at 10:30 a.m. For ages 12-36 months offered on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 11:30 a.m. and at 9:30 a.m. on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and 11:30 a.m. on

Thursdays for ages 24-36 months. Classes are 45 minutes and cost $35. At The Art Farm, 739 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1634. PONY CLUB – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Saturday learn all the wonderful things about ponies, take pony rides, play games and make crafts. For ages 3 and up. Located at Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchant’s Path, Sagaponack. 631-537-7335. STORY TIME – Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME – Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. JOY OF FAMILY MUSIC – A music program called “Music Together by the Dunes” for newborn children through five years. Friday mornings at SYS – Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path. Thursday mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center, Monday/Tuesday mornings at the Dance Center of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach on Old Riverhead Road. And Friday mornings at The Quogue School on Edgewood Rd, Quogue. Enroll Now. 631-764-4180. RHYME TIME –Wednesday mornings at 10 a.m. for children up to 3 years old. Toddler stories and a simple craft. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. RHYTHM RECREATION – At 4-5 p.m. for three to four year olds and 5-6 p.m. for five to eight year olds. The fee per program is $40 for Southampton residents and $50 for nonresidents. At Tiana Beach Activity Center, 72 Dune Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS 2ND ANNUAL KNICKS SUMMER BASKETBALL CLINIC – Dan’s Papers will be awarding seven Knicks Summer Basketball Clinic scholarships to children who write or have their parents or guardians write an essay saying why they deserve a free spot at the Knicks Summer Basketball (continued on next page)

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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 115, Benefits – pg. 93, Movies – pg. 106, Day by Day – pg. 93, Kids’ Events – pg. 91, Nightlife – pg. 105, Entertainment (Take 5) – pg. 104

BENEFITS PERLMAN MUSIC PROGRAM BENEFIT CONCERT AND DINNER – 8/3 – The Perlman Music Program will hold its annual benefit dinner at 7:30 p.m. and the concert at 9 p.m. Tickets cost $50 for VIP seats and $10 for general seating. Located at 73 Shore Road, Shelter Island. 212-877-5045. A MOVEABLE FEAST: THEATER EVENINGS WITH THEATER GREATS – 8/3 – At 7 p.m. Leila and Mickey Straus host an evening with Robert Wilson at their waterfront home. To benefit Guild Hall. 631-3240806. 49TH ANNUAL SUMMER PARTY FOR SOUTHAMPTON HOSPITAL – 8/4 – The honorees are Rudolph and Judith Giuliani, and Chuck Scarborough will be the master of ceremonies. To benefit Southampton Hospital Emergency Services. Under the tents at Wickapogue and Old Towne Roads in Southampton. 631-726-8700. 2007 MERCEDES-BENZ POLO CHALLENGE – 8/4-8/25 – 4-6 p.m. Saturdays. To benefit the South Fork Breast Health Coalition. At Two Trees Farm, 849 Hayground Road, Bridgehampton. 212-420-9420. BILLY JOEL AT THE ROSS SCHOOL – 8/4 – Doors open at 6 p.m. Billy Joel will perform at 8 p.m. To benefit the Steven J. Ross Scholarship Fund. On Ross School’s soccer fields near Goodfriend Drive, off of Route 114 in East Hampton. 631-907-5000. 5TH ANNUAL SUNSET IN SAG HARBOR BENEFIT – 8/4 – 6-9 p.m. A benefit for the Urban League of

Long Island. At Breakwater Yacht Club, 51 Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 516-570-6645. 18TH ANNUAL FAMILY DAY WILD WILD WEST CARNIVAL – 8/5 – 10 a.m.- 2 p.m. Christie Brinkley will host the benefit for the National Women’s Division of Albert Einstein College of Medicine. Tickets start at $100. At the Diamond Ranch, 600 Mecox Road, Water Mill. 718-430-3804. THROUGH FARMS AND FIELDS COUNTRY LUNCHEON – 8/5 – 12 p.m. To benefit the Peconic Land Trust. Cost is $3,000 for a table of ten and $600 for a party of two. At Ocean View Farm, Brick Kiln Road, Bridgehampton. 631-283-3195. BABY BUGGY HAMPTONS DRIVE – 8/6-8/18 – The drive will benefit social service sites and families in need stretching from Southampton to East Hampton, Bridgehampton and Riverhead. Contact The Baby Buggy Hamptons’ Drive line at 212-736-1772 to arrange drop-offs and pick-ups. AUTHOR LUNCHEON – 8/9 – Noon. To benefit the Rogers Memorial Library Foundation. New York Times reporter Alex Kuczynski, author of Beauty Junkies, will talk about cosmetic enhancement. Tickets cost $125, $150 and $200. At the Southampton Inn, Hill Street, Southampton. 631-804-8883. BG TENNIS OPEN – 8/9 – 3:30-7:30 p.m. A Tennis Open in honor of Beverly Goldstein. The event will benefit the Ronald McDonald House of Long Island. Tickets cost $150 per person. Cocktails cost $50. At the East Hampton Tennis Club, 178 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 718-343-5683.

FRIDAY, 3 HC&G IDEA HOUSE – 8/3-8/12 – 7-9 p.m. The Idea House will be open to the public every Thursday through Sunday from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Tickets cost $20. Located at 12 Southwood Court, Amagansett. 631-3240806 ext. 13. BAY STREET THEATRE – 8/3-8/5 – The last weekend to see the rock opera Turandot: The Rumble For the

Ring at Bay Street Theatre. Performances are at 8 p.m. on Friday, 4 p.m. and 8 p.m. on Saturday and 7 p.m. on Sun. $20 Summer Fun Rush Tickets are available the day of the shows. Located at Bay Street Theatre, on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500 or INFORMAL TALK WITH DAN RATTINER – 8/3 –The Ferregut Tower Gallery and the Southampton Inn will host 3-D: Dan, Dinner and Dancing. There will be an informal talk from 5-6 p.m. by Dan Rattiner about his pen and ink drawings followed by a barbeque by the pool and dancing. Cost for the dinner and dancing is $35 for adults and $10 for children. Dan Rattiner’s show “Ode to the East End” will be on display through September 11. Located at the Southampton Inn on Hill Street, Southampton. 631-287-0798. HAMPTON DESIGNER SHOWHOUSE – 8/3-9/2 – The Showhouse is open daily from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 536 Ocean Road in Bridgehampton. 631-5373711. HAMPTON BAYS FIRE DEPARTMENT CARNIVAL – 8/3-8/5 – Rides, games and food from 7-11 p.m. Located at 69 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-9191. PARRISH ART MUSEUM SUMMER FILM SERIES – 8/3 – 8 p.m. Wild Strawberries will be showing. Cost is $5 for members and $7 for non-members. Located at 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. FRIDAY AT THE MOVIES – 8/3 – 6:30 p.m. I Think I Love My Wife will be showing at the John Jermain Memorial Library. Located at 210 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. WATERCOLOR INSTRUCTION – 8/3 – 3 p.m. Wednesdays. A 5 part series to explore watercolors. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631653-4224. FRIDAYS AT NOON – 8/3 – Noon. An Architect’s Muse featuring East End Architect Bill Chaleff. At the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631283-2118. (continued on page 96)


Yappy Hour • Every Saturday from 4-6pm

“ART at the ASPATUCK” Sunday Aug 5, 11:00 AM-2:00 PM 85 Brook RD WHB Art show and auction promoting outstanding artists from New York, Israel and the Hamptons

Champagne Brunch Benefit for New Linkages, Jewish College “Outreach,” a collabortive program with F.E.G.S

CONTACT EUNICEMILLER@HOTMAIL.COM Sponsor Melvin and Eunice A. Miller Foundation

SOPHOCLES N. AND LOUISA S. ZOULLAS MEMORIAL HELLENIC LECTURE SERIES RICHARD ZACKS, AUTHOR PARRISH HALL AT SOUTHAMPTON HOSPITAL AUGUST 11, 7:00PM This year the Lecture will feature Richard Zacks, the national best-selling author of “Pirate Coast: Thomas Jefferson, The First Marines, and the Secret Mission of 1805.” The historical account of America’s first foreign war during the presidency of Thomas Jefferson important role contains the little known but extremely important role of Greek freedom fighters in the years immediately preceding the Revolution of 1821. Richard Zacks is also the author of The “Pirate Hunter: The True Story of Captain Kidd.” He received his BA with honors in Classical Greek History from the University of Michigan and his Masters form the prestigious Journalism School of Columbia University. Following the lecture, Dr. Charles P. Neimeyer, Director of the USMC History Division at Quantico, VA will join the conversation.

For further information 283-6169

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CLASSIC CARS People collect cars for many different reasons, but the personal element is often the basis for the selection. Was it the one your Dad owned? How about the model in which you learned to drive? It could have been the Aston Martin that Tippi Hedren drove in Hitchcock’s The Birds, or Grace Kelly’s Sunbeam Alpine in To Catch a Thief. Here is my personal garage of dreams. 1949 MG-TC – This was actually a prewar car that sold for many years after the war with the same look. After the war, many small British automobile manufacturers simply didn’t have the factory design capacity or money to produce a new car, so many of them took their prewar designs out of mothballs and sold them to the public. Fortuitously, Morris Garages had the beautiful TC to sell. To this day, it is the best looking of all the “T” series MGs and is accredited with starting the sports car movement in the United States. 1949 Jaguar XK-120 – Considered by many, including myself, to be one of the most beautiful mass-produced cars ever made. After the war, Jaguar was one of the first British car companies to introduce a new line of automobiles. The XK series of sports cars were simply sensational in every way. Just go look at one and study it’s sensuous lines, you’ll understand. 1954 Austin Healy 100 – This is a pretty little sports car. I’ve always liked this four cylinder model better than the larger “3000” six cylinder model that soon followed. It was a purer design and the snap-in side curtains and uniquely designed fold down windshield give this relatively modern car a touch of prewar thinking. The same can be said of the 1955 MGA. A giant leap for MG, aesthetically, this car keeps getting better looking as the years go by. 1955 Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spyder – While the British were selling delightful little bolides with sexy


bodies but rather mundane engines and transmissions, the Italians were not sleeping. The PininFarina designed Guilietta series of sports cars were mechanically light years ahead of the British competition. Every one of these entry-level sports cars had an all aluminum twin-cam engine and a five-speed transmission. Oh yeah, they were also fabulous looking rides. 1955 Porsche Speedster – To compete with the above mentioned automobiles, Porsche down marketed its cabriolet model by removing the expensive top and wind-up windows, spartanizing the interior and voila, the el cheapo, by Porsche standards, Speedster. Today, it is the most valuable of the 356 series of motorcars. What car enthusiast doesn’t like or respect the Porsche marque? Early Jaguar XK-E – My favorites are the first 1963 models, with the simple interiors and metal facias, but the later ‘65-’67 models are more devel-

oped and better drivers. Everyone who loves automobiles should someday just sit in an XK-E. Visually, this is as good at it gets. You look down an impossibly long hood on which there are large louvers. Upon careful inspection, you can actually see the tops of the aluminum twin cam engine. You have to understand that when this car was introduced at the London motorcar show in that early 60s, there was simply nothing like it for the price available anywhere in the world. It was a fantastic bargain. 1954 Mercedes Benz 300SL Gullwing coupe –I consider this to be the most important sports car of that era and possibly of any era. It was so special and so advanced that its technical specifications dwarfed every current production automobile. With those wonderfully designed doors and foot wide sill, just easing into the Gullwing was an adventure. Entrance was further facilitated by a steering wheel that tilted out of the way. The build quality of the car put mere mortal cars to shame. When I dream of classic cars, this is the one machine that haunts me. Ferrari – What can I say about Ferrari? For the last 50 years they have been making the most desirable motorcars the world has ever seen. Give me any one, even a four seat 1964 250 GTE. I don’t care if it’s a frumpy four seater powered by that V-12, which sounds like no other engine in the world. Everything good and beautiful about Italian automobile design is wrapped up in every Ferrari. More automobiles have copied design details from Ferrari than any other make. Trend setting, deliciously fast, Italy’s proudest product and rightfully so. Put any Ferrari in the dream garage. I’m out of space. Many more cars for the dream garage next week. Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist living in the Hamptons, appears regularly on television as an automotive expert. You can email him at

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DAN’S TRAVELS TAKE My curiosity got the better of me when I saw the Money Pond Loop on a recent East Hampton Trails Preservation Society hike list. In the past, large sections of this trail have become overgrown and over-run with ticks by mid-summer. EHTPS routinely does maintenance on a trail before a scheduled walk, but preparing the Money Pond Loop for hikers this time of year seemed a monumental task. So when the hike leader Ed Porco announced to the hikers assembled around him by the Point Woods trailhead that there was a change in plans, I wasn’t surprised. We began our modified hike from Camp Hero Road. This road is the last right turn before Montauk Point State Park, 1.4 miles east of Deep Hollow Ranch. Camp Hero Road runs through Camp Hero, but there is a gate blocking all but horse or hiker a short distance up the road. There is informal parking on the road shoulder a short distance in by the arrowshaped Point Woods Trail sign. We enjoyed the instant transition into deep shade. Overhead, the dense canopy of beech, tupelo, oak, holly and red maple block the sky from view. Amazingly large mountain laurel and shadbush arch overhead and attractive yet sturdy wooden bridges ford the lovely brooks. A wild mix of birdcalls washed over us as we marveled at the size of the American Holly trees. The white plastic NYS markers led us to the white rectangles of the Paumanok Path (PP). To our right, across Montauk Highway, lay the Seal Haulout Trail. The tall grass on the trail approaching the beach can be loaded with ticks, so Ed headed south (left), onto the Point Woods portion of the PP. We would walk along the western edge of Camp Hero, into a depression that runs through the tip of the Point. Here, protected from the nearby maritime environment, a virtual



jungle flourishes. Bypassing a wetland, we continued following the white rectangles of the PP along the recently adopted segment of the Battery 112 Trail. After passing the second enormous cement structure, be alert for a right turn otherwise you will stay on the Battery 112 Trail that takes you, after a short distance to Camp Hero Road. We soon turned left onto Old Montauk Highway. This is a wide dirt road adopted by the PP to reach the Point. After a short distance, there is an intersection with an open cyclone gate to the left and a narrow paved road to the right. Turning right we followed this road, bearing left at a fork in the trail, to an open grassy bluff with a view of the cliffs, bluffs, ocean and sky! The crenulated cliffs captured our interest. When we returned to Old Montauk Highway, we crossed over, heading through the cyclone fence

onto Col. John Dunn Road, a decomposing asphalt road. A canopy of maples and oaks arched over us. We continued onto a bettermaintained road. “No TrespassingHazardous Area” was painted on the road, now almost indiscernible under a coat of newer white paint. We followed a road with a yellow line, then a sign saying “Pedestrian Access Only.” We passed around wooden sawhorse barricades and headed towards benches, a kiosk with free maps and passed to the left of a flagpole. We came out onto Camp Hero Road. After looking at the map that I had picked up at the kiosk, I realized that Ed had taken a shortcut between Col. Dunn and Camp Hero Roads. We turned left onto Camp Hero Road. We passed a comfort station sign with an arrow and continued to follow Camp Hero Road. Ed led us all the way back on the road. An alternative route back from here, with less road walking, would be to take the Battery 112 Trail to the Bridal Path. After the hike, I checked it out. The Bridal Path had high grass, but I didn’t pick up any ticks. The Battery 112 Trail intersects Camp Hero Road in two places, so if you are wary of grassy trails, taking the left onto this arc of well-maintained trail will cut out some road walking. If you walk the road back, you have to squeeze through an opening in the gate a short distance before the trailhead. Thank you, New York State Parks and East Hampton Trails Preservation Society for the hikerfriendly trails at Camp Hero State Park. Ken Kindler is a Trails and Open Space Advocate working to help the trails groups and land managers care for our “Natural Island.” If you would like to learn more about our trails or help care for them, visit the Hiking Long Island website.

DAN’S TRAVELS Go Fish This is a great time of year to introduce vacationing children and grandchildren to sportfishing. Small bluefish, called snappers, are now in local bays and they are easy to catch with shiny, small Hopkins lures on light saltwater spinning rods or with small baitfish such as spearing hooked under a float or bobbin. With eight grandchildren ranging in age from 20 months to 19 years, I am now up to teaching grandson Ethan, 5, and granddaughter Rachel, 4, to fish. On to local sportfishing news. Steve at East End Bait & Tackle in Hampton Bays says the fluke bite is on offshore in 50- to 60-feet of water east of the sea buoy off Shinnecock Inlet. There are also fluke in Tiana and Shinnecock Bays and the striped bass action at Pontequogue Bridge has picked up again. Anglers using clams and fresh bunker are catching the stripers. Steve also says tuna are offshore at Fishtails and the Dip (yellowfin, bluefin and bigeye). The party boat Shinnecock Star reports the best fluke bite just offshore in 50-to-60 feet of water. Fluke are also being caught by boaters at the back end of the basket in Shinnecock Bay. Ken Morse of Tight Lines Tackle, Sag Harbor,

weighed in a 9.33-lb. weakfish caught in the evening surf off Sagg Main beach by Robin Mueller. There are schools of large bunker in Gardiner’s Bay being chased by big schools of bluefish. The bunker are on top of the water and can be spotted by the large oil slick they leave. The bluefish move right in for a feeding frenzy.

Harvey Bennett of Amagansett’s Tackle Shop weighed in a 28-pound striper caught by a client at night on a boat at The Ruins off Gardiner’s Bay, and Richard Stone caught sea bass and fluke in the ocean on the south side of Montauk. Paulie A. of Paulie’s Tackle in Montauk reports plenty of fluke at four to five pounds in 70-foot ocean depths off Montauk Point Lighthouse. Tom of Montauk’s Gone Fishing Marina says offshore fisherman going towards the Canyon from Fishtails to the Dip are catching yellowfin tuna of 70-80 pounds. One offshore boat also hooked a swordfish at night, which broke away, and another caught but did not boat a blue marlin. TIPS ON KEEPING CAUGHT FISH FRESH: for fluke – keep the whole fish on ice or a combination of ice and salt water is best until you can filet or cook it. Tuna – bleed the fish by slitting the gills and cover it as much as possible in a combination of ice and salt water (slurry). Keeping just-caught saltwater fish in a slurry of fresh ice and salt water is the best way until returning to the docks (keep them out of the sun). – Rich Firstenberg (

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FRIDAYS AT FIVE – 8/3 – 5 p.m. Dennis Watlington will discuss his book Chasing America: Notes of a Rock ‘n Soul Integrationist. Cost is $15. Located at 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370015. FRIDAY AT THE MOVIES – 8/3 – 6:30 p.m. I Think I Love My Wife will be showing at the John Jermain Memorial Library. Located at 210 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. WALL STREET BEAD AND JEWELRY EXCHANGE – 8/3-8/5 – Ashutosh and Prerna Gupta from India will be at the store from 4:30-7:30 p.m. on Friday and Saturday and from 1-4 p.m. on Sunday. Located at 14 Wall Street, just off of Main Street in Southampton. 631-283-6843. BOOK FAIR – 8/3-8/5 – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. BookSmart will have a book fair at American Legion Hall. Located on Montauk Highway in Amagansett. 212-675-8677.

SATURDAY, 4 WHBPAC – 8/4 – 7:30 and 10 p.m. The Fab Faux will be performing. Tickets cost $65, $50 or $40. 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. ART HISTORY LECTURE – 8/4 – 5-7 p.m. Ian Farrell will give an art history lesson called “A Revisionary Tale: Impressionism through Cubism, Action Painting, Graffiti and Street Art.” Located at 130 South Country Road, Remsenburg. 646-342-4619. 3RD ANNUAL CLAMBAKE – 8/4 – 6:30 p.m. The East End Gay Organization will have its third annual clambake at Two Mile Hollow in East Hampton. 631324-3699. OPERA PERFORMANCES – 8/4 – 7:30 p.m. Mezzo-soprano Kristine Jepson will be performing. Tickets cost $35/$25 for Stony Brook University and Southampton College alumni. Cost is $10 for students. At the Avram Theater, Stony Brook Southampton, 239 Montauk Highway, Southampton. 631-632-8000. 16TH ANNUAL SANDCASTLE CONTEST – 8/4 – 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Trophies and prizes for all ages and skills. Rain date is August 5. At Atlantic Avenue Beach in

Amagansett. 631-324-6250. CANIO’S BOOKS – 8/4 – 6 p.m. Novelist A.M. Homes reads from her memoir, The Mistress’s Daughter and novelist Sheila Kohler reads from Bluebird, or the Invention of Happiness. At 290 Main Street in Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. EAST END BOOKS – 8/4 – 6-7:30 p.m. Author and artist John Andoe will talk about and sign copies of his new book Jubilee City: A Memoir at Full Speed. Located at 53 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-8680. BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY CRAFT FAIR – 8/4 – 9 a.m.-5 p.m. The 31st Annual Craft Fair and Antique Engine Run and Tractor Show at the Bridgehampton Historical Society. Located at 2368 Montauk Highway in Bridgehampton. 631-5371088. OUTDOOR ART SHOW – 8/4-8/5 – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. The Annual Mary O. Fritche Outdoor Art Show will be on the Village Green, Mill Road and Main Street, Westhampton. 631-288-3337. THEORY EAST HAMPTON – 8/4 – 5-8 p.m. A ten percent discount on all purchases with ten percent of the proceeds being donated to support LIGALY. Located at 46 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-3285. 61ST ANNUAL CLOTHESLINE ART SALE – 8/4 – 9 a.m.-4 p.m. The Clothesline Art Sale will be at Guild Hall. Located at 158 Main Street, East Hampton. LAMBDA LEGAL ANNUAL SUMMER EVENT – 8/4 – 5:30-8 p.m. Lambda Legal will host its annual summer event at the Madoo Conservancy. Located at 618 Sagg Main Street, Sagaponack. 212-809-8585. HAMPTONS HOUND – 8/4 – 12-6 p.m. Hamptons Hound and Sexy Beast are coming together for a day of doggie pampering. At Hamptons Hound, 2485 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 212-564-5949. POETRY READING – 8/4 – 8 p.m. Workshop participants will share poems inspired by themes in the exhibitions “Studio as Muse.” At the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. LOAVES & FISHES – 8/4 – 12-2 p.m. Sara Kate Gillingham-Ryan, author of The Greyston Bakery

Brookhaven National Laboratory Summer Sundays, July 8 – August 19

August 5 Tour the Laboratory’s firehouse, and climb aboard big construction equipment. Meet the people who make the Lab a safe and secure place to work. Learn how you and your family can make safety a part of your life through activities for all ages. August 12 Learn about the weather — what creates it, how it is tracked, and how you can be ready for it — at the National Weather Service. Watch a weather balloon launch at 3:30 p.m.

This summer, Brookhaven National Laboratory, home of six Nobel Prizes, invites you to experience the Whiz Bang Science Show, tour its world-class facilities, test your skills at the Brain Teasers exhibit, and enjoy many more exciting events.

Free! No reservations needed. Arrive any time between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. Visitors age 16 and over must bring a photo ID.

August 19 Visit the Laboratory’s huge atom smasher, the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider (RHIC). Using detectors three stories tall, scientists at RHIC have identified a state of matter that is thought to have existed during the first millionth of a second after the Big Bang. It’s a perfect liquid — and a scientific surprise! (631) 344-2651 • • handicapped accessible • 1 !/2 miles north of LIE Exit 68

Cookbook, will be at Loaves & Fishes. Located at 2422 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6066. BOOKHAMPTON – 8/4 – 2 p.m. Lori BryantWoolridge will discuss her book Weapons of Mass Seduction at the Sag Harbor store. Lizabeth Zindel will also be at the Sag Harbor store at 7 p.m. Located at 20 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-8425. At 8 p.m. Doug Stumpf will discuss his book Confessions of a Wall Street Shoeshine Boy. Located at 41 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-4939. DISCOVER WATER MILL TWO – 8/4 – 2:30-5 p.m. 2nd annual open house at the Watermill Center. Located at 39 Towd Road in Water Mill. 631-726-4628.

SUNDAY, 5 DAN’S PAPERS KITE FLY – 8/5 – 5-7 p.m. The Kite Fly will have a caricaturist and a juggler and is sponsored by Dan’s Papers and the Town of Southampton Parks Department. There will be 25 prizes up for grabs. Located at Sagg Main Beach on Sagg Main Road in Sagaponack. Call Dan’s Papers now at 631-537-0500 to find out more information. GUILD HALL’S AMERICAN MUSICAL THEATER SALUTES SERIES – 8/5 – 7:30 p.m. Heart to Heart: The Warmth and Wit of Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart, starring KT Sullivan and Eric Michael Gillet. Tickets cost $50/$45. At East Hampton Studios, 77 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631-324-0806. PANCAKE BREAKFAST WITH HILLARY AND BILL CLINTON – 8/5 – 10:30 a.m. A Pancake Breakfast with Senator Hillary Clinton and President Bill Clinton at the home of Susan and Alan Patricof. Tickets cost $500 for an individual and $1000 for a family ticket. Located at 72 Davids Lane, East Hampton. 212-213-3717. CONVERSATIONS WITH THE AUTHOR – 8/5 – 5 p.m. Leslie Schnur, author of Late Night Talking, will be speaking as part of the Quogue Library series. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. (continued on next page)

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BRIDGEHAMPTON CHAMPOETRY MARATHON – 8/5 – PICK OF THE WEEK BER MUSIC FESTIVAL – 8/5 – 4 p.m. Julie Sheehan and Kevin DAN’S PAPERS KITE 6:30 p.m. Piano 4 Hands. At the Bridge will be at the Marine FLY – 8/5 – 5-7 p.m. There Bridgehampton Presbyterian Museum. Located at 301 Bluff will be 25 prizes up for Church, 2429 Montauk Highway, Road, Amagansett. 631-324-6850. WHBPAC – 8/5 – 8:30 p.m. grabs. Located at Sagg Main Beach Bridgehampton. 631-537-6368. Angelique Kidjo will perform. in Sagaponack. Call Dan’s Papers Tickets cost $70, $55 or $40. 76 now at 631-537-0500 to find out MONDAY, 6 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. more information. ROGERS MEMORIAL 631-288-1500. LIBRARY SUMMER FILM ART LECTURE – 8/5 – 5 p.m. SERIES – 8/6 – 7 p.m. Six short films from the BeFilm Donald E. Sloan will talk about “The Rise and Fall of Underground Film Festival will be showing. Located at Political Art.” At the Duke Lecture Hall of Chancellor’s 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. Hall at Stony Brook, Southampton. Located at 239 THE HAMPTON SYNAGOGUE FILM FESTIVAL Montauk Highway, off of Tuckahoe Road, south of the – 8/6 – 7:30 p.m. Toots will be showing. Located at 154 main campus entrance. 631-324-4929. Sunset Avenue, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0534. SUNDAY CONCERTS – 8/5 – 7 p.m. Music and PIANOFEST IN THE HAMPTONS – 8/6 – 5-7 p.m. dances of Spain and the Americas. At the East Quogue Classical music will be performed at Stony Brook Methodist Church, 556 Montauk Highway, East Southampton’s Avram Theater. Located at 239 Quogue. 631-653-5351. Montauk Highway, Southampton. 631-329-9115.

EASTStarting ENDDate: TIDE CHARTS July 27, 2007 Ending Date: August 2, 2007 For Shinnecock Inlet (Ocean), subtract 43 minutes from Montauk Point, North Side chart. For Moriches Inlet, subtract 49 minutes. For Threemile Harbor Entrance, Gardiner’s Bay and Accabonac Creek, subtract 4 hours. For Sag Harbor, subtract 3 hours and 32 minutes.For New Suffolk,subtract 2 hours and 6 minutes.For Greenport subtract 3 hours and 3 minutes and for Mattituck Inlet add 3 hours and 22 minutes.

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Although every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of the tide predictions below, Dan’s Papers assumes no liability due to the use of this information in any way. Weather and other conditions may affect the actual tide levels.

Feeding the monster: Why hatred in the Middle East hasn’t gone away. Entertaining, Intriguing & Informative Lectures with:

Molly Resnick, A veteran newswoman and former NBC TV producer has recently produced the video “Creating Peace, One Letter at a Time,” exposing the violent Arab educational curriculum. Using her expertise as a newswoman to force the media to focus on this curriculum which must be changed before any peace can be achieved, Mrs. Resnick had mobilized children across the USA to become involved with the MATCKH “Kids for Peace” campaign which relies on using educational programs to inform the public and lobby officials to oppose groups teaching bigotry and hatred. Fri. Aug. 10, Shabbat dinner, 8:15 pm Sun. Aug. 12, brunch, 9:45am 17 Woods Lane, East Hampton RSVP & more information: 631-907-8612

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MOVIES IN THE PARK – 8/6 – 8:30 p.m. Night at the Museum will be playing at Long Beach-Foster Memorial. Located on Long Beach Road in Noyac. 631728-8585. CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP – 8/6-8/27 – Mondays. 6-8:30 p.m. Eileen Obser will lead a creative writing workshop at the Ross School. The cost for the four-week series is $80. Located at 18 Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton. 631-907-5555.

TUESDAY, 7 DRAWING WORKSHOP – 8/7 – 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. The Southampton Artists Association will host two figure-drawing workshops at Southampton Veteran’s Hall. $5 fee. 2 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631725-5851. FINEST IN WORLD CINEMA SERIES – 8/7-8/9 – 8 p.m. The Valet will be showing. $10 adults, $7 chil(continued on next page)


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The Jewish Center of the Hamptons WE NEED YOUR DONATIONS for 2007 YARD SALE EXTRAORDINAIRE Sunday august 12th 2007 YARD SALE EXTRAORDINAIRE 10:00 am TO 3:00 PM at the Please help make a difference! jcoh Proceeds go to feed the hungry of the Hamptons. Donations are being collected at: Good Friend Storage, #17 Good Friend Drive (off Rte 114, past Ross School to end of road) 631.324.5550 Hours of Collection: Mon. 9 AM - 12 Noon Tue - Fri. 2:00 - 4:45 PM Only one Saturday: August 4th 2:30 – 4:45 PM Items must be brand new or clean, gently used and in saleable condition.

If you would like to do more, by helping to collect donations or volunteering on the day of the sale, please call Margaret at the JCOH office: 631.324.9858 xt 212

You can help feed the hungry while you shop for the finest yard sale merchandise in the Hamptons! Gourmet Kitchen Appliances & Utensils Baby Items & New Toys Sports Equipment Fine Furniture, Electronics Music Recordings & Instruments; Framed Art, Certified Antiques Collectibles Clothes, clothes, clothes… many designer labels. A project of the Jewish Center of the Hamptons Social Action Committee Hunger Fund

44 Woods Lane, East Hampton • ALL ARE WELCOME • (631) 324-9858 • Rabbi Sheldon Zimmerman • Cantor Debra Stein

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dren/seniors, $3 WHBPAC Film Society members. Located at 76 Main St, Westhampton Beach. 631-2881500. CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP – 8/7-8/28 – Tuesdays. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Eileen Obser will lead a creative writing workshop at the Southampton Cultural Center. The cost for the series is $90. Located at 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377. GUIDED ART TOUR – 8/7 – 12 p.m. Don Saco will give a free guided tour of his exhibit. At the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377.

WEDNESDAY, 8 ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY’S BROWN BAG LUNCH – 8/8 – 12 p.m. Author Tom Philbin will be talking about past horse races at the Kentuck Derby. Located at 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631283-0774.

OUTDOOR MUSIC SERIES – 8/8 – 7:30 p.m. Jeff and his Surf Guitar will be performing. At the Hampton Bays Pocket Park, Main Street, Hampton Bays. 631728-8585. CONCERTS IN THE PARK SERIES – 8/8 – 6:308:30 p.m. The Hampton Chamber Orchestra will be performing. At Agawam Park, located at Jobs Lane and Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377. PRIDWIN COOKOUT – 8/8 – Summer cookout Wednesdays. The cost is $30 for adults and $18 for children under 12. At Crescent Beach, 81 Shore Road, Shelter Island. 631-749-0476. SURF MOVIE NIGHT V – The movie Sipping Jetstreams will be showing at 7 and 8:30 p.m. To benefit for The Surfrider Foundation. Tickets cost $10. At the Bridgehampton Community House, Montauk Highway at School Street, Bridgehampton. 631-8489927. ACTING AUDITIONS – 8/8-8/9 – A casting call for

PlayRiver Theatre Company for a play to raise awareness about GLBT life in America. Auditions will take place at the Unitarian Universalist Meetinghouse on Wednesday at 6 p.n. and Thursday at 7 p.m. Located at 977 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-369-4661

THURSDAY, 9 THE HAMPTON SYNAGOGUE AUTHOR DISCUSSION SERIES – 8/9 – 7:30 p.m. Scott Shay will be speaking at the Hampton Synagogue. There will be a dessert reception and book signing from 9-10 p.m. Located at 154 Sunset Avenue, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0534. MUSICAL PERFORMANCE AT ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY – 8/9 – 7 p.m. Frederque Trunk will perform. Located at 91 Coopers Farm Road, (continued on next page)

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Farm Fare Exposition & Sale Pie Contest Home Canning Exhibition Home and Farm-Grown Produce Treasure Trove Auction at 3pm

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July 29 • August 12 • August 26, 2007 • 5–8 PM • No Charge The Skirball Center for Adult Jewish Learning at Temple Emanu-El and Temple Adas Israel in Sag Harbor, NY invites you to participate in the two remaining provocative evenings of learning and community. • Panel discussion • Wine and cheese reception • A choice of study/ discussion groups led by our faculty and guests Programs take place at Temple Adas Israel, Elizabeth Street and Atlantic Avenue, Sag Harbor, NY



Noam Elcott, Doctoral candidate, Modern Art History, Princeton University Rabbi Steve Greenberg, Orthodox gay rabbi; author of Wrestling with God and Men: Homosexuality in the Jewish Tradition

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Clinic. The clinic will take place for three days from August 27-29, for boys and girls ages 8-17, from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. daily at the Hayground School in Bridgehampton. There will be special guest appearances by Herb Williams, Allan Houston, John Starks and Charles Smith. The scholarships will be given out based on Dan’s discretion.

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Submissions must be sent to, dropped off to Joan Gray at the Dan’s Papers office, located at 2221 Montauk Highway in Bridgehampton or by mailing Joan Gray at P.O. Box 630, Bridgehampton, NY 11932 by August 15. For more information call Joan Gray at 631-537-0500.

Email calendar requests to Dan’s Events Department at or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue.

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Southampton. 631-283-0774. AUTHOR ROUNDTABLE/DINNER AT ALISON RESTAURANT – 8/9 – 6:30 p.m. Author Kurt Wenzel will talk about and sign copies of his new book Exposure. Cost is $38. Located at 95 School Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-7100. THE NATURE CONSERVANCY SUMMER SPEAKER SERIES – 8/9 – Gordian Raacke, executive director of Renewable Energy Long Island, will be speaking at the Nature Conservancy. Located at 142 Route 114 in East Hampton. 631-329-7689. SCULPTURE ART TALK – 8/9 – 12 p.m. Don Saco will talk about sculpture techniques including the process of bronze casting and the technique of welded steel sculpture. At the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377.

OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS FRIDAY, 3 WHISKEY HILL – 8/3 – 8-9:30 a.m. A 2-3 mile hike with some hills. Meet at the end of Mill Road (off the east side of Loopers Path), Bridgehampton. 63105370660. LONGPOND GREENBELT – 8/3 – 9 a.m. A 3 to 5 mile hike through woods, wetlands and interconnected ponds. Meet at the entrance to Mashashimuet Park in Sag Harbor. 631-725-2143. KAYAK TOUR – 8/3 – 5:30-8 p.m. Naturalist Mike Bottini will lead a kayak tour through Georgica Pond. Cost is $25 per tour and $35 for non-YMCA members. 631-329-6884.

SATURDAY, 4 GOLF CLINIC – 8/4 – 9:30-11 a.m. Poxabogue Golf Center is offering a 90-minute golf clinic that will cover the fundamentals of the full swing. Cost is $50 per person. Reservations required. Located at 3556 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631-537-0025. KAYAK COVE PADDLE – 8/4 – 9:30-11:30 a.m. A paddle through the coves on the east side of Jessups’ Neck. Bring your own kayak/canoe. Meet at the end of Cedar Point Lane (North of Noyac Road; grey cinder block car repair shop on corner; Millstone Road is on the south side of Noyac Road). 631-283-2638.

SUNDAY, 5 SHORT GAME CLINIC – 8/5 – 9:30-11:30 a.m. Poxabogue Golf Center is offering a two-hour clinic that will provide an overview for putting, chipping, pitching and bunker play. Cost is $70. Reservations required. Located at 3556 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631-537-0025. ARCHITECTURAL WALKING TOUR – 8/5 – 11 a.m.-Noon. “Family History” given by architect Paul Rogers. Meet at the Presbyterian Church on the corner of S. Main and Jobs Lane. 631-283-2494.

THURSDAY, 9 KAYAK TOURS – 8/9 – 5:30-8 p.m. Mike Bottini leads a kayak tour on Sebonac Creek in North Sea. Cost is $25 for residents, $35 for non-residents. 631728-8585.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS 2ND ANNUAL KNICKS SUMMER BASKETBALL CLINIC – Dan’s Papers will be awarding seven Knicks Summer Basketball Clinic scholarships to children who write or have their parents or guardians write an essay saying why they deserve a free spot at the Knicks Summer Basketball Clinic. The clinic will take place for three days from August 27-29, for boys and girls ages 8-17, from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. daily at the Hayground School in Bridgehampton. There will be special guest appearances by Herb Williams, Allan Houston, John Starks and Charles Smith. The scholarships will be given out based on Dan’s discretion. Submissions must be sent to, or dropped off to Joan Gray at the Dan’s Papers office, located at 2221 Montauk Highway in Bridgehampton or by mailing Joan Gray at P.O. Box 630, Bridgehampton, NY 11932 by August 15. Call Joan Gray, 631-537-0500.

WEDNESDAY, 8 RALPH’S LANDING – 8/8 – 9 a.m. A 2 mile hike with some beach walking to see water views in the Northwest, including the Cedar Point Lighthouse, Barcelona Neck, Sag Harbor and Shelter Island. Meet at the water end of Mile Hill Road, off Old Northwest Road in East Hampton. 631-324-8662.

Email calendar requests to Dan’s Events Department at or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue.




Featuring a screening of Ross twelfth grade student, Alexandra Fairweather’s documentary “John Chamberlain and Miss Lucy Pink. Sponsored by the Glimcher Family and PaceWildenstein, NY A benefit for the Chamberlain/ Fairweather Scholarship Fund at Ross School Tickets, Event and Scholarship Information: 631/907-5407


AUGUST 10, 2007, 7PM ROSS SCHOOL 631/907-5407

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Entertainment In The Hamptons preview: john drew theater... by jan silver raphy about his early days as a struggling actor. Broadway actor/director Lewis J. Stadlen captains the veteran cast headed by Jerry Adler, Cady Huffman, Anne Jackson and Eli Wallach. This onetime-only performance starts at 8 p.m. in East Hampton Studios, and a dessert reception follows the show ($18 Guild Hall members, $20 for others). The next Guild Hall theater offering is a new production of comedian Steve Martin’s successful 1993 Off Broadway absurdist comedy, Picasso at the Lapin Agile. The plot centers on the young, unknown Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso in 1904, chatting in a Parisian café about the prospects for mankind in the new 20th century. The John Drew Theater’s artistic director, Josh Gladstone, cast the play with a group of local professional actors including Joseph de Sane, Josh Perl, Gerard Doyle, Jonathan Peters, Kate Mueth and Kameron Steele. The show has previews on August 14 and 15, opens on August 16, and runs Tuesday through Sunday evenings, 8 p.m., until September 1 at East Hampton Studios, Wainscott. Tickets are $28 for Guild Hall members, and $30 for others. On Saturday, August 18, another well-known Manhattan modern dance troupe, Jennifer Muller/The Works, will perform three dances including the work-in-progress Aria at an East Hampton estate. The performance starts at 5 p.m. ($30) and there is a reception at 4 p.m. to meet the dancers ($100 donation to Guild Hall includes tickets to the program). A staged reading of award-winning playwright David Mamet’s searing 1992 drama Oleanna, with accomplished Manhattan actors Larry Pine and Joanna Howard, comes to the East Hampton Studios

With the historic circus big-top design of the John Drew Theater at Guild Hall, East Hampton undergoing a major restoration (a pro bono “resurrection” courtesy of builder Ben Krupinski might be more apt!), the fine shows which graced that stage have moved to a variety of local venues. Manhattan cabaret stars John Pizzarelli and Jessica Molaskey sang at the Maidstone Tennis Club in late June, the noted American modern dance troupe Armitage Gone! performed in the breathtaking gardens of an East Hampton estate on July 21, and Mark Weston’s play Harry & Eddie had an SRO audience at the Jewish Center of the Hamptons last Sunday. Guild Hall’s summer entertainment really kicks into a high gear this Sunday, August 5, with Lee Davis’ and Patricia Watt’s popular American Musical Theater Salutes’ program “Heart to Hart: The Warmth and Wit of Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart.” Broadway/cabaret stars KT Sullivan and Eric Michael Gillett will sing a selection of memorable songs from their hit musical comedies Pal Joey, Babes in Arms, On Your Toes, The Boys from Syracuse and more, accompanied by music director James Followell. Theater historian and playwright Lee Davis adds a brief narration about the composer/lyricist duo. The show begins at 7:30 p.m. in East Hampton Studios, Wainscott, and a reception to meet the cast follows the performance. Tickets are $45 for Guild Hall members and $50 for other attendees. The John Drew Theater’s co-producing affiliation with Playwrights Theatre of East Hampton resumes this year on August 12 with a staged reading of Joe Stein’s hit Broadway comedy Enter Laughing, loosely based on Carl Reiner’s autobiog-


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stage on August 19 at 8 p.m. Directed by Isaac Klein, the play concerns a sexual harassment incident between a college professor and a student which may—or may not—have occurred ($18 Guild Hall members, $20 others). Guild Hall is sponsoring two outdoor family screenings at the Springs Public School’s athletic field. On Monday, August 20, 8:30 p.m., a special 30th anniversary edition of Steven Spielberg’s imaginative sci-fi classic Close Encounters of the Third Kind, starring Richard Dreyfuss, is the first feature, and on Monday, August 27, the musical Grease! with John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John is the selection. On Sunday, August 26, American Musical Theater Salutes returns with “Berlin in Hollywood.” Melissa Errico and George Dvorsky with James Followell as music director and Lee Davis narrating the journey through the songs Irving Berlin wrote for Hollywood movie musicals (7:30 p.m., East Hampton Studios, tickets $45/50 include reception with the cast after the performance). Playwrights Theater of East Hampton and the John Drew Theater are back at East Hampton Studios for a staged reading of Ruth Wolff’s new comedy The Shakespeare Road on Sunday, September 2, at 8 p.m. The action centers on the tempestuous backstage lives of an aging ingénue and her leading man. The Playwrights Theater format of a Q & A after a new-play reading follows the performance ($18/20). Tickets for all John Drew Theater/Guild Hall shows are sold at the main box office, 158 Main St., East Hampton (open Thurs. to Sun., 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.), by calling the John Drew at (631) 324-4050, or Theatermania at 866-811-4111, or email at or

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3-D: Dan, Dinner and Dancing!

On Friday August 3, the Ferregut Tower Gallery and the Southampton Inn will host 3-D: Dan, Dinner and Dancing!, featuring an informal talk by Dan Rattiner about his pen and ink drawings, which are on display at the Inn, followed by a four-star barbecue by the pool and dancing – all to honor Dan. The Ferregut Tower Gallery director Yolanda Merchant, currated a show of Dan Rattiner’s ink drawings at the Southampton Inn on Hill Street in Southampton. The show titled Ode to the East End, opened June 25 and will run through September 11. This body of work represents Mr Rattiner’s lifetime of drawing. He is mostly known because of his tabloid: Dan’s Papers. Dan’s drawings are in the tradition of the French artist Sempe. His swift calligraphic pen captures a broad range of emotions with simple and arabesque like lines - full of

movement. Foremost, they expose his love and deep attachment to his home - the East End of Long Island. The drawings, 87 in all, span 40 years, from 1960 to today. They allow us to see a certain history of the East End through the careful observations of Mr. Rattiner. And as such, they reveal a common experience of life here, the unique combination of individuals: farmers, fishermen, artists, Wall Streeters and Summer Colony, along with the beauty of the environment: the Ocean, the beaches, the farms, the McMansions – all drawn with affection and admiration for the life we are fortunate to experience. Following the talk there will be a four-star barbecue in honor of Dan by the Southampton Inn’s and the East End’s primer chef, Peter Dunlop (formerly of The American Hotel) and of course dancing! The talk will take place from 5-6 p.m. and is free and open to the public. The dinner will follow


with music for dancing. Cost for the dinner and dancing is $35. per person and $10 for children under 12. Please join us for this fun evening. Please RSVP for both events at The Southampton Inn (631) 283-6500. See you there. The Ferregut Tower Gallery is located at the Southampton Inn, 91 Hill Street Southampton. Call (631) 287-0798 or visit for more information.



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Entertainment In The Hamptons This summer marks the 24th Bridgehampton Chamber Music Festival, which is closing in on its quarter-century milestone next year. Marya Martin, the artistic director and founder of the summer festival as well as a faculty member of the Manhattan School of Music, is a renowned flutist who assembled a small, five-member ensemble in 1984. Twenty-four years later, the group now draws upon 45 musicians, many of whom have international recognition. The repertoire of Ms. Martinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s choice ranges from the pre-20th-century masterworks to those of todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s commissioned composers. Commenting on the ensembleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s development through the years, Ms. Martin said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;As long as there is a demand, I will continue to provide the audience with good music.â&#x20AC;? The group performs annually in a series of thirteen concerts, ranging from free outdoor gigs to evening performances at the Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church in July and August. Unlike Lincoln Center concerts, which can be atmospherically uptight, Saturday nightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s event at the Golf Club was all about relaxing and having a good time. Laughter filled the dimly lit room as Ms. Martin and Mr. Derek warmed up the audience with smiles and jokes. Derek strode onto the podium, announcing himself the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Prince of the Concertâ&#x20AC;? to his artistic female counterpart. The featured performer of the Debussy and Ravel pieces was the prize-winning French harpist Emmanuel Ceysson, known as â&#x20AC;&#x153;the octopusâ&#x20AC;? for his unusually dexterous fingers. He and six ensemble members began the evening with the gorgeous petite suite by Debussy. The opening passages were mystical, as their melodic phrases juxtaposed dissonant and consonant sounds to create an oneiric atmosphere. While the flutist and cellist


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exchanged the melodies in contrapuntal fashion, the harp provided the underlying harmonies that moved the audience immensely. The strings of the harp mimicked rippling waves lapping against a boat on a peaceful evening (hence the movementâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s name, En Bateau). Next, Ravelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Introduction and Allegro,â&#x20AC;? performed by a different set of players, opened with haunting, atmospheric sounds. The slow, mysterious introduction abruptly shifted to the agitated passagework of the allegro section, jolting the ears as the flute and clarinet shared percussive harmonies. Meanwhile, the other instruments were in constant melodic dialogues, working together to produce a unified sound. The finale, Tchaikovskyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Souvenir de Florence, brought us back to reality with its symmetrical melodies and rhythmic perfection. At the onset of the

piece, the cellist wiggled in his chair, joking about his weight to loosen up the audience once again. Although the harmony overshadowed the melodies at certain points, the middle passages exhibited soaring dynamics and lyricism. The ensemble acted as a magnetic force that allured the audience through the projection of exquisite sounds. Carol Traut, a violist for a German orchestra, explained the challenges of chamber music. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You just canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t relax, since all ears and eyes are a few feet away from your stand.â&#x20AC;? The Tchaikovsky ended in grand fashion and provoked a thunderous applause that led to a standing ovation for Mr. Ceysson. When asked about the harp solos in the Ravel, one audience member commented, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Emmanuel Ceysson was, like, having sex with his harp.â&#x20AC;? Mr. Ceysson, a 23-year-old prodigy, is an orchestral member of the Paris Opera and has performed regularly in the United States after winning the gold medal in USA International Harp Competition in 2004 and the Young Concert Artists International Auditions in 2006. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Unlike in the opera, where you have to sit in the pit for hours sometimes without playing,â&#x20AC;? he says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;chamber music keeps you always alert and is often more challenging and inspiring, especially with such a talented group of musicians.â&#x20AC;? Attracting a crowd of 190, which is 30 more than last year, the evening was a whopping success that brought together leading musicians and their welcoming benefactors. Regarding next yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 25th anniversary of the festival, Marya Martin said that the repertoire will include top pieces performed by the Bridgehampton group over the past quarter of a century. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Aline Reynolds

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Entertainment In The Hamptons The Hamptons is universally recognized as a nightclub superpower. Today, when you think of the Hamptons, you think of famous celebrities at nightclubs. These hotspots are drawing a younger crowd of tourists and Manhattan socialites more then ever before. One such nightclub that has changed names over the years that it has been in business is Le Flirt, and its party scene and new restaurant has drawn some pretty exciting people, most notably Prince, who was in East Hampton recently for the Ross School concert. You may remember it as Resort, NV, Tsunami, or NV Tsunami, but this year in East Hampton, it is called Le Flirt and its new look, along with a new restaurant, has elevated the property to another level. Owner Frank Cilione, who spends most of his time in Palm Beach and who has had the property for several years, did a complete renovation of the building, painting the outside of the restaurant/club a dark yellow, and transforming the inside, especially the new restaurant area, from an all white look to a mahogany, luxurious look. Open Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, Le Flirt has party goers wait outside the door at all hours of the night, excited to catch the Hamptons club scene. Even during a work day like Thursday, Le Flirt gets jam packed with people because of an employees night promotion where it is eighteen to party and twenty-one to drink. Flirt is also beginning to go into the concert venue business, having been in touch with several local bands throughout the Hamptons. “That is going to be really cool,” Frank tells me.

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Over the years, Frank has seen his fair share of change to his nightspot. But this year, more then any other year, the upgrade has been tremendous. “We really renovated the entire place, it looks amazing.” That can be said especially for the new restau-

rant, which has created a buzz amongst diners as a great place to relax for dinner and a cocktail afterwards. Executive Chef Hector Diaz has created a whirlwind of French Bistro and Seafood that has kept diners coming back and also staying to party after dinner. A standout appetizer at Le Flirt is the Le Flirt Platter, which is a large plate of clams, shrimps, oysters, lobster cocktail, seafood salad that comes in a tier and shared over a nice glass of wine, or if you are in the mood, you can order a Flirtini. A flirtatious drink indeed that is made with X-Rated liqueur (a new caffeinated, passion fruit-infused vodka) with cranberry juice served in a martini glass. Quite the cocktail indeed. The door policy at Le Flirt, like any nightclub, is strict, so be sure that when you head out to do some flirting, you dress well so you don’t have any doorman trouble. It’s never fun to get sized up at the door by a six-foot bouncer and listen to him tell you that you’re not dressed properly. Is there a lot of flirting going on at Le Flirt? You can bet your le tush there is, after all, it is a club. But don’t hesitate to bring down your significant other to enjoy the lounge and bistro area. The warm colors and candlelight make for some true romance and believe it or not, finding privacy is easy. Certainly a place for the partygoer, certainly a place for the food lover and certainly the place to share time with good friends or a flirtatious friend, Le Flirt should definitely be on your list of places to check out this summer. Wink. Call (631) 329-6000. – David Lion Rattiner

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Take Five 2007 with Jan Silver Another jam-packed midsummer week ushers in a great variety of entertainment. Billy Joel is the headliner at Saturdayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Social@Ross luxe dinner/show in East Hampton. Bridgehampton Chamber Music Festival has two edgy fusion programs this week plus a classical Sunday concert. Guild Hallâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s musical theater salute to Broadwayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Rodgers and Hart with KT Sullivan and Eric Michael Gillett is Sunday night, and this is the final weekend for Bay Street Theatreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s world premiere run of the rock opera Turandot: The Rumble for the Ring. They Might Be Giants play at Amagansettâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Stephen Talkhouse tonight. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center has the leading Beatles tribute band Fab Faux for two shows on Saturday, and Benin-born singing sensation Angelique Kudjo performs there on Sunday. There are several interesting speakers here this week including A.M. Homes reading Saturday in Sag Harbor, former Israeli Ambassador to the U.S. Daniel Ayalon speaking about the Middle East in Westhampton Beach, a sex-expert panel late Sunday afternoon in Sag Harbor, and renewable energy guru Gordian Raacke in East Hampton next Thursday. There are four independent films at local venues this week, and Robert Wilsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Watermill Center for the fine and performing arts opens its doors to the public Saturday from 2 to 5:30 p.m. (definitely worth the trip!). The benefit scene mellows from overheated to just busy this weekend. My recommendations are: Perlman Music Programâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s concert & dinner (Friday, 7:30 p.m., Shelter Island campus, $100 attendees 45 and under, $250 for â&#x20AC;&#x153;seniorsâ&#x20AC;? 45 & up, 631749-0740); Guild Hallâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 61st Clothesline Art Sale is Saturday, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., East Hampton, rain or shine (free admissionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;buy original art, photos, crafts directly from the artists); Southampton Hospitalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;On the Townâ&#x20AC;? huge summer dinner dance hosted by WNBC-TV anchorman Chuck Scarborough honors Judy and Rudy Guiliani and benefits the emergency room services (Sat., Southampton, 6:30 p.m., call 631726-8700); Peconic Land Trustâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Farms and Fields Country Luncheonâ&#x20AC;? (this is their major annual benefitâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Sunday, noon, Ocean View Farm, Bridgehampton; call Robin at 631-283-3195 or email

THEATER In the ring at Sag Harborâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bay Street Theatre the final performances of the rock opera Turandot: The Rumble for the Ring. This is a raucous, rollicking show with dynamic young performers. Check at the box office (631-725-9500) for ticketsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;$65-75 plus student discountsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;or go online to The Charles Busch satire The Lady in Question is Bay Streetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s final summer offering; it begins performances on August 14 (pay-what-you-can night). The first of two Guild Hall â&#x20AC;&#x153;American Musical Theatre Salutesâ&#x20AC;? is Sunday, 7:30 p.m., at East Hampton Studios in Wainscott. The composer and lyricist being honored by Broadway/cabaret performers KT Sullivan,Eric Michael Gillett and James Followell are the titans Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart. Theater historian Lee Davis hosts the evening. Tickets are $50 ($45 for Guild Hall members) and a

Fab Faux at WHBPAC Saturday

reception to meet the performers follows the show (631-324-4050 or

MUSIC and COMEDY The very successful film-and-television theme composing band They Might Be Giants is at Amagansettâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Stephen Talkhouse 8 p.m. tonight ($65-80, 631-2673117). Tomorrow evening in East Hampton, Long Islandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own rock & roll king Billy Joel performs in the exclusive Social@Ross School dinner/show series ($3000; or 800-803-6644). Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center has the leading Beatles tribute band Fab Faux playing two shows on Saturday ($40-60) and the renowned Benin-born songstress Angelique Kudjo performing her mix of West African/funk/jazz/r&b/Latin music on Sunday (8:30 p.m., $40-70). Call the box office at (631) 288-1500 or go online to for tickets. Bridgehampton Chamber Music Festival starts the week with its â&#x20AC;&#x153;(Offbeat)â&#x20AC;? fusion concert by the new piano/cello/drum trio Real Quiet tonight, 7:30 p.m., at the Children Museum of the East Endâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s outdoor amphitheater ($25). On Sunday, the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Piano4Handsâ&#x20AC;? program features Mozart, Brahms, Beglarian and Bartok, 6:30 p.m., in the air-conditioned Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church. Next Wednesday at 7 p.m., the second â&#x20AC;&#x153;(Offbeat)â&#x20AC;? fusion music concert is at CMEE ($25). Call the Bridgehampton box office at (631) 537-3507 or online Perlman Music Program has an informal worksin-progress concert at its Shelter Island music camp on Sat., 7:30 p.m. (call 631-749-0740 to confirm schedule). Pianofestâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s weekly recital continues next Mon, 5 p.m. at Avram Theater, Stony Brook Southampton ($10 at the door). Classical/jazz guitarist Herb Levine & friends play Latin songs from Spain and the Americas at the East Quogue Methodist Church on Sun., 7 p.m. ($15). French-born chanteuse/pianist Frederique Trunk and bassist Hill Greene perform a program of classical, jazz, Latin music next Thurs., 7 p.m., at Southamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Rogers Memorial Library (call 631-283-0774 ext.523 to reserve seats; no admission charge but donations are appreciated). Recommended performers at local clubs and restaurants: Montaukâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Wed. 9:30 p.m. comedy at Gurneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Inn; Amagansett â&#x20AC;&#x201C; at the Stephen

Talkhouse (631-267-3117) on Fri., They Might Be Giants at 8 p.m., and Booga Sugar, Sat.- Latin disco with Los Amigos Invisibles then ska with Second Step, Thurs. - Tommy Castro Band. Estia Cantina, Amagansett (631-267-6320) â&#x20AC;&#x201C; next Tues. & Wed. jazz pianist/vocalist Daniela Schachter; salsa Thurs. with Mambo Loco. East Hampton â&#x20AC;&#x201C; jazz Fri. at Almondito, pop and jazz standards with Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss (Fri.) and country/pop/blues with Jim Turner (Sat.) at Coco Restaurant (Maidstone Arms); Prime 103 has Annie Morgan Band on Fri.; Turtle Crossingâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Annie Morgan Band on Thurs., Mama Lee & Friends on Fri.; Fiddlerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cove has Jim Turner on Sun., East Hampton Point has reggae Sun, improv comedy at The Lodge on Tues. Sagaponack â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Twilight Thursdays (5-7:30 p.m.) at Wolffer Estate Vineyard with live music. Bridgehampton â&#x20AC;&#x201C; World Pie jazz brunch Sat. with Sari Kessler Trio, jazz brunch Sun. with Stefanie Cardinali Group, Pierreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurantâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;light jazz with Dennis Raffelock on Sun. and Jody Carlson next Tues. Water Mill â&#x20AC;&#x201C; acoustic guitarist Steve Fredericks on Thurs. at Muse. Southampton â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Latin rhythms with Ludmilla on Thurs. at Le Chef, reggae Fri. at Wildthyme, open mike Thurs. at Tugboatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s North Sea House. Hampton Bays â&#x20AC;&#x201C; live music Fri. at Buckleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Inn Between. Westhampton Beach â&#x20AC;&#x201C; acoustic musicians Fri.& Sat, in Annonaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lounge, acoustic guitarist Steve Fredericks (Fri.) and Mambo Loco Cuban jazz band (Sun.) at The Patio, jazz with Swingset Quartet at Westhampton Steakhouse weekends; Las Vegas Comedy Allstars then Billy Hill Band at Atlantica on Sat.; East Quogue â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Paul Mahos Band on Fri. & Sun., Annie Morgan Band on Wed. at Dockerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s.

SPEAKERS (no admission charge unless noted) Journalist/screenwriter/playwright/actor Dennis Watlington is the Bridgehampton Libraryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fridays at Fiveâ&#x20AC;? speaker today ($15; rainsite, Bridgehampton School). Canioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Books, Sag Harbor, has novelist A.M. Homes reading from her memoir The Mistressâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Daughter and novelist Sheila Kohler reading from Bluebird, or the Invention of Happiness on Sat., 6 p.m. Former Israeli Ambassador to the U.S. Daniel Ayalon with speak at The Hampton Synagogue, Westhampton Beach, at 7:30 p.m. Sat. on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Israel and Strategic Developments in the Middle East.â&#x20AC;? Poets from the North Sea Poetry Scene will read new work inspired by the Parrish Art Museumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s current â&#x20AC;&#x153;Studio As Museâ&#x20AC;? exhibit, Sat. at 8 p.m. At BookHampton, Sag Harbor, on Sat. at 2 p.m., Lori Bryant-Woolridge reads from Weapons of Mass Seduction; at 7 p.m., novelist Lizabeth Zindel reads from Girl of the Moment; and at BookHampton, East Hampton, on Sat. at 8 p.m., Doug Stumpf talks about Confessions of a Wall Street Shoeshine Boy. Manhattanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Skirball Center for Adult Learning brings a panel of sex experts (!) to Temple Adas Israel, Sag Harbor, to talk on Sun. at 5 p.m. Julie Sheehan and Kevin Bridge read from their work at Amagansettâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Marine Museumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Poetry Marathon on Sun., 4 p.m., and novelist Leslie Schnur speaks at the Quogue Library on Sun. at 5 p.m. ($15). Renewable energy expert Gordian Raacke speaks next Thurs., 5 p.m., at The Nature Conservancy, 142 Route 114, East Hampton ($5 donation suggested).





Sag Harborâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s John Jermain Library screens the Chris Rock comedy I Think I Love My Wife (2007) tonight at 6:30 p.m. (arrive by 6:15 p.m. for seating). Southamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Parrish Art Museumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Summer Classicsâ&#x20AC;? series begins this Friday with Ingmar Bergmanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wild Strawberries (8 p.m.; $5 members, $7 guests). The Rogers Memorial Library, Southampton, shows the prize-winning shorts from BeFilmâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Underground Film Festival next Monday, 7 p.m. (631283-0774 ext. 523). Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center shows the French comedy The Valet (2006) next Tues. through Thurs.

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Nightlife with Brittany FRIDAY, AUGUST 3 PRIME 103 – The Annie Morgan Band plays Friday nights starting at 8 p.m. Located at 103 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-324-1100. STEREO BY THE SHORE – A hot spot on Friday and Saturday nights after 10 p.m. Located at 125 Tuckahoe Lane, Southampton. 631-287-2125. WILDTHYME – Reggae can be heard on Friday nights starting at 9 p.m. Drink specials include $3 Red Stripe. Located at 129 Noyac Road, North Sea. 631-204-0007. COCO’S – Every Friday, Jane Hastay (pianist) and Peter Martin Weiss (bassist) play jazz, swing, ballads and Broadway tunes from 7 to 11 p.m. at The Maidstone Arms Inn, 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5008. TURTLE CROSSING – Live music every Friday night with Mama Lee & Friends from 5:30 to 8 p.m. Located at 221 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-7166. DOCKERS – The Paul Mahos Band plays every Friday, Sunday and Tuesday night. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. DUNE – Open every Friday and Saturday night and Sunday of Holiday weekends from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Located at 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-283-0808. GURNEY’S INN – Dance with DJ Des and DJ Linda every Friday and Saturday night. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. BEACH BAR – TGIF Weekend Kickoff Party. $2.50 bottles and shot specials until 11 p.m. Hosted by DJ Doug O’Mara and Level Vodka. Doors open at 8 p.m. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. ANNONA RESTAURANT – Friday night acoustic guitar performances by Walter Finley. Happy Hour every Friday night from 5 to 7:30 p.m. featuring music and buy 1 get 1 free drinks. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL – Friday Happy Hour from 5 to 7 p.m. with free food at the bar. Located at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. Call 631-324-5022. TOM MCBRIEN’S – Nip and Shuck Happy Hour every day from 3 to 7 p.m. Featuring bucket of Coors Light Nips with Clams $13, Oysters $15. 2 for 1 drinks. Located at 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – All night happy hour from 4 p.m. to midnight. Specials include “Martini Madness” with $8 Ketel One, Ketel Citrone and other flavored martinis. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Guitar vocalist Steve Fredericks will be performing from 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. Anthony Romano will follow from 9 to 11 p.m. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – They Might Be Giants will perform at 8 p.m. Tickets cost $60/55. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. 75 MAIN – Hip-hop and R&B every Friday night at 11 p.m. with DJ Tony E. No cover. Located at 75 Main Street in Southampton. 631-283-7575.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 4 THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Los Amigos Invisibles, a Venezualan disco funk band, will perform at 8 p.m. Tickets cost $50. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. WHITEHOUSE NIGHT CLUB – Party 105.3 Mega Jam from Long Island’s hit radio station with live performances by 12 artists including Lucas Prata and Nina Sky. Doors open at 9 p.m. Located at 39 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-4121. ALMONDITO – Karaoke every Saturday night starting at 10:30 p.m. Located at 290 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-6700. SHAGWONG – DJ Lonestar keeps the music going late into the evening every Friday and Saturday night. Located at 774 Main Street, Montauk. 631-668-3050. 75 MAIN – Saturday Night Fever every Saturday night at 11 p.m. with DJ Tony E spinning the best from the 70s through today. No cover. Located at 75 Main Street in Southampton. 631-283-7575. CROW’S NEST – DJ Dodge plays music from the 60s and 70s starting at 10 p.m. on Saturdays with half-priced Martinis. Located at 4 Old West Lake Drive, Montauk. 631668-2077. FIDDLERS COVE – Karaoke Saturdays starting at 10 p.m. Located at 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. ANNONA RESTAURANT – Juliana Riccardi and Steve Messina will perform every Saturday from 9 to 12 p.m. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-

288-7766. COCO’s – Jim Turner and Peter Martin Weiss play live music from 7 to 10 p.m. at The Maidstone Arms Inn, 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5008. BEACH BAR – Ladies Night where all ladies drinks are $2 until 11 p.m. DJ Brad warms the ladies up and DJ Joey Jammz blows the roof off until 4 a.m. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-7233100. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE– Every Saturday, DJ Dome is behind the booth beginning at 10 p.m. Southampton Ales & Lagers Secret Ale bottles are available for $2.50. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-2832800. 668 THE GIG SHACK – Live music will be playing at 2 p.m. There is no cover charge and no reservations required. Located at 782 Main Street, Montauk. 631-668-2727. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – The Swingset Quartet performs every Saturday at 7:30 p.m. Located at 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631-288-7161. TURTLE BAY – presents it’s Summer Love dance party beginning at 9 p.m. Admission is free until 11 p.m. There is a $3 beer special and well drinks from 9-11. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN –Anthony Romano will perform from 9 to 11 p.m. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. LE FLIRT – Features DJ Kevin Gould and DJ Ad Roc spinning top 40, classic dance, hip hop and classic rock tunes every Saturday from10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Located at 44 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-6000.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 5 EAST HAMPTON POINT – Live reggae on Sundays from 6 to 9 p.m. Located at Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-2800. BAMBOO – 2-for-1-sushi and drink specials every Sunday. Open 7 nights a week. Located at 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. DOCKERS – Sunday afternoon Happy Hour. 2-for-1 drinks, live music from 1 to 4 p.m. and the lobster bake special. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE– The Talkhouse will host the White Trash Party featuring live music from The Blaggards, Nancy Atlas,The Blue Jackets and more! The party will begin at 9 p.m. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Enjoy live Latin jazz from the Mambo Loco Band from 7 to 10 p.m. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. RAMS HEAD INN – Pianist Jane Hastay and bassist Peter Martin Weiss will be performing at the Rams Head in from 6-10 p.m. Located on Ram Island Drive. 631-749-0811.

MONDAY AUGUST 6 SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Happy Hour from 4 to 7 p.m. and all specials include $3 pints in the Taproom and $5 house wines by the glass. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. TOM MCBRIEN’S – Industrial night with DJ Teddy starting at 11 p.m. Free admission for all Hamptons employees. Located at 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137. ATLANTICA RESTAURANT – The Mambo Loco Quartet will be performing at 6 p.m. Located at 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 7 PIERRE’S – Jody Carlson and her band perform every Tuesday evening from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. TOM MCBRIEN’S – Every Tuesday night at 8 p.m. is bar bingo. $10 includes dinner, games and prizes. Located at 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137. MARGARETA GRILLE – The Mambo Loco Trio will be bringing the Latin beat to Margareta Grille. Located at 83 Main Street, Westhampton. 631-288-5252. BEACH BAR – Employees Night Party. Free admission to all East End employees, free cab ride to the party and a free midnight barbecue on the deck. Featuring DJ Dollar Bill and special guest DJs. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. DOCKERS – Big Tuesdays. Every Tuesday is the lobster bake special with happy hour specials at the bar and Paul Mahos starting at 6 p.m. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Happy Hour from 4 to 7 p.m. and all specials include $3 pints in the

Taproom and $5 house wines by the glass. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE LODGE BAR AND GRILL – Just Say Yes, the Hampton’s only improv group, appears every Tuesday at the Lodge Restaurant. Admission is $15 and a special dinner show package is available for $40. Call for tickets and reservations. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631 324-5022. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Badfish, a Sublime tribute band, will perform at 8 p.m. Tickets cost $35. Admission is $5. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 8 DOCKERS – The Annie Morgan Band plays every Wednesday night. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE –Happy Hour from 4-7 p.m. Special include $3 pints in the taproom and $5 wine-by-the-glass. Ladies Night, the most popular of its kind in the Hamptons, features DJ Disco Pauly spinning till 2 a.m. Ladies receive $2 beer and wine from 9 to 11 p.m. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. TOM MCBRIEN’S – All-night Deadliest Catch with king crab legs, mussels, clams and corn on the cob for only $25. Located at 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 9 PINK ELEPHANT – Open for late night clubbing Thursdays through Sundays. Located at 281 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-287-9888. TUGBOAT’S NORTH SEA HOUSE – Open mic night starting at 8 p.m. Located at 1271 North Sea Road, North Sea. 631-283-9347. BAMBOO – Enjoy free sushi at the bar until 8 p.m. with half price sake martinis and lots of 80s and 90s music. Open 7 nights. Located at 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – the Tommy Castro Band will perform at 8 p.m. Tickets cost $40/$30. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. ESTIA CANTINA – Every Thursday night The Mambo Loco Trio will play live Latin music from 8 to 11 p.m. 177 Main Street in Amagansett. 631-267-6320. LE CHEF BISTRO – Vocalist Ludmilla and guitarist Marcello Pimenta perform every Thursday night from 7 to 10 p.m. Located at 75 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2838581. CIGAR BAR – Ladies Night with $2 drinks Thurs.-Sun. Located at 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. DUNE – Hosts an industry night every Thursday from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Located at 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-283-0808. TOM MCBRIEN’S – Every Thursday night DJ Shawn and a guest bartender will host Ladies Night. $5 all you can eat wings for all. Half-priced drinks for the ladies. Located at 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-7287137. GURNEY’S INN – Karaoke with Jim and Nanci every Thursday at 9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. WOLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD – Twilight Thursdays from 5 to 7:30 p.m. Featuring a live performance by jazz pianist and flutist Julie Bluestone. There will be complimentary cheeses and wine by the glass available for purchase. Located at 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Visit or call 631-537-5106. MUSE – Every Thursday there will be live music and entertainment from 7- 10 p.m. The guitar and vocalist, Steve Fredericks will be performing. Admission is free. Muse Restaurant and Aquatic lounge is open Wednesday through Monday starting at 5:30 p.m. Muse is located in the Water Mill Shopping Centre, Ste. 5A, Water Mill. 631-7262606. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Happy Hour from 4 to 7 p.m. and all specials include $3 pints in the Taproom and $5 house wines by the glass. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Vocalist and keyboardist, Frank Anthony, will be performing every Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. LE FLIRT – Features DJ Kevin Gould and DJ Ad Roc spinning top 40, classic dance, hip hop and classic rock tunes every Thursday from10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Located at 44 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-6000. Email all nightlife updates to or fax to 631-537-3330 by Friday at noon.

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Guy de Fraumeni’s Hollywod 1n The Hamptons Why in a gyrating, unhinged, lukewarm hell would I precede as happy-go-lucky/plucky a movie as Hairspray with notes about, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, a movie as insultingly awful and, as phony as the administration’s rush to war reasoning? On the surface both are message films, putting down discrimination/prejudice by sending it up. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry alleges ridiculing gay bashing, but, true to Adam Sandler and Kevin James’ crude form, the homophobia runs rampant and, any promises of message are as offensive as their frat boy humor. Hairspray’s creator, John Waters meant it to be a satire of message movies but, was able to sell it as a real one, intending to make trash “one percent respectable.” Cult favorite, Waters proudly shocked and repulsed and, endeared himself with gross–out flicks like Female Trouble and Pink Flamingos. Hairspray was his most commercial film hit. It produced a Tony-Award winning Broadway musical. Now, the musical is a motion picture and what a good time it is! I am stumped wondering what Mr. Waters must be feeling about having a hit that is for everyone. Anyone who has felt disenfranchised, left out, an outsider – not in the swing of things? You can cozily squeeze into this movie with easy happiness. Sure, it tends to take itself sorta seriously, you know, some songs are kinda preachy but what the hey!, it is part of the fun. Believability? Why not? John Travolta as the largely overweight Edna Turnblad, mother of the heroine, Tracy Turnblad. No lightweight either however, as played by Nikki Blonsky, her dancing is as energetically light footed as a 43.5 pound ballerina. And wait, wait ‘til you see Christopher Walken as Tracy’s dad, Wilbur, runnin’ not walkin’ back to his showbiz roots as a dancer. It is as campy as can be. Maybe as high camp as it is legal to be or, does it seem that way because of its delirious, infectious, bright spirited accessibility. When Hairspray first showed up on midnight movie screens in 1988, the novelty of the movie comedy must have cut through the dense dope smoke and cleaved into the fuzzy heads in the audience for they kept coming back. Its storyline remained basically the same when it opened as a stage musical in 2002. The movie version is still set in Baltimore,


Waters hometown, where full figured Tracy, troubled as an “outsider,” hangs with black kids who’re really “out.” Their “race” music is abhorred but Tracy loves it because it freed her. She felt then that dancing wasn’t what you looked like when you’re doing it but, instead, how it made you feel. The Corny Collins Show was the big TV bandstand dance program. However, blacks could only appear on it on Negro day. Blacks were the best, freest

dancers anywhere and Tracy would not accept the bigotry. With friends like a great dancer, sexy Seaweed, the amazing Elijah Kelley and, timid Penny, a dorky Amanda Bynes, they pour it on and Tracy gets a ‘spot’ on Corny Collins’ show in spite of spiteful opposition from the station’s manager, Velma von Tussle, spidery Michelle Pfeiffer. Soon, Tracy gets her own show with the help of those great moves she got from dancing wizard, Seaweed. Her joyousness rolls like a big wave flooding teens with the buoyant crest of integration. The turbulent sea of glee hits home, her diet pill hooked mother Edna, Mr. Travolta in a Miss Piggy chubby suit, is also liberated. As played by Travolta, Edna is gently naïïve and vulnerable, her appetites are as large as her girth and she’s wanted to get out of her self–embodied isolation. She too is freed. Optimism bounds across the screen with upbeat crowd pleasing charm. For some purists, the naughtiness has been too sanitized. Travolta is no Devine, the cross–dressing toughie of the original movie or even, a growling Harvey Fierstein of the stage show and, much has been teased–up to a fair thee well by director/choreographer, Adam Shankman but, oh my, how the show moves. The players are all brisk: Zac Efron as Tracy’s love, Queen Latifah as Motormouth, James Marsden is Corny and, Jerry Stiller is, well – Jerry Stiller and, funny! Waters does a fast Hitchcock cameo. Hairspray’s theme of inclusiveness had a few bad moments: a gay publication proposed boycotting the film because of Travolta’s Scientology but director Shankman reminded them “all of the creators of Hairspray are gay and we are all comfortable.” The rest of the film industry is not yet as well off. There are not that many stories told about teen outcasts, the lower classes, tortured souls or “freaks.” Gay directors like Almodovar, Van Sant, Mitchell, Araki and Haynes are doing it with prestige. Happily, the list is growing. Guy Jean de Fraumeni is the producer/writer/director of award winning European and American feature films. He has been a judge at Major Film and TV award competitions, including the Oscars, the Emmy’s and various film festivals. Sarah Halsey assists him.

MOVIES COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 115, Benefits – pg. 93, Movies – pg. 106, Day by Day – pg. 93, Kids’ Events – pg. 91, Nightlife – pg. 105, Entertainment (Take 5) – pg. 104

Schedule for the week of Friday, August 3 to Thursday, August 9. Movie Schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times.

UA EAST HAMPTON (324-0448) The Simpsons Movie – Fri., Sun.-Tues. 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 Becoming Jane – Fri., Sun.-Tues. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:20 Hot Rod – Fri., Sun.-Tues. 12:20, 2:45, 5:15, 7:45, 10:30 Hairspray – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 1:15, 4, 7:20, 10:15 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 12:20, 3:40, 7, 10:10 Sat. 12:30, 3:40 Chuck and Larry – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 1:40, 4:20, 7:40, 10:25 Sat. 7:40, 10:25

UA HAMPTON BAYS (728-8251) Underdog – Fri.-Sun. 12:10, 2:45, 5:10, 7:25, 9:35

Mon.-Tues. 2:45, 5:10, 7:25, 9:35 Chuck and Larry – Fri.-Sun. 1:15, 4:10, 7:20, 10:05 Mon.-Tues. 4:10, 7:20, 10:05 Transformers – Fri.-Sun. 12:30, 7 Mon.-Tues. 7 The Simpsons Movie – Fri.-Sun. 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 Mon.-Tues. 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 I Know Who Killed Me – Fri.-Sun. 4, 10:10 Mon.Tues. 4, 10:10 The Bourne Ultimatum – Fri.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:40, 10:30 Mon.-Tues. 4:30, 7:40, 10:30

UA SOUTHAMPTON (287-2774) Bratz – Fri.-Thurs. 1:15, 4:15, 7:10, 9:40 No Reservations – Fri.-Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 10:10

Sun. 1:30, 4:30 Mon.-Thurs. 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 10:10 The Bourne Ultimatum – Fri.- Thurs. 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10:15 Hairspray – Fri.-Thurs. 1, 4, 7, 9:50

HAMPTON ARTS CINEMA (288-2600) Hairspray – Fri. 4:30, 7, 9:15 Sat.-Sun. 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15 Mon. 4:30 Tues.-Thurs. 4:30, 7, 9:15 The Bourne Ultimatum – Fri. 5, 7:30, 9:45 Sat.Sun. 2:30, 5, 7:30, 9:45 Mon.-Thurs. 5, 7:30, 9:45

MATTITUCK CINEMAS (298-7469) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Hot Rod, No Reservations, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Underdog, The Simpsons, Hairspray, The Bourne Ultimatum, Daddy Day Camp Call for show times.

MONTAUK MOVIE (668-2393) The Simpsons Movie – Fri.-Sat. 1, 3, 7, 8:50 Sun.Thurs. 7, 8:50

SAG HARBOR CINEMA (725-0010) Sicko – Fri.-Thurs. 4 You Kill Me – Fri.-Sun. 8:15 Mon.-Thurs. 6:30 Knocked Up – Mon.-Thurs. 8:30 If I Didn’t Care – Fri.-Sun. 6:30 The Real Dirt – Sat. 3

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MINI – MOVIE REVIEWS Ben Affleck not only marred their careers but ruined their relationship forever. Fortunately, this biopic about Latin salsa sensation Hector Lavoe, with all of its 80s iconography, is not only stylish but also sincere. The Bourne Ultimatum The fact that I thought the Bourne Identity was weak and the Bourne Supremacy was a dialoguefree and uninterestingly shot car chase with a plot so complex that you don’t realize it’s nonexistance did not stop millions of moviegoers from flocking to both films. So why would my bad review of the

Bourne Ultimatum be any different? Hot Rod This semi-slapstick comedy about a scrawny stuntman is Andy Samberg’s vehicle from SNL to superstardom. Unfortunately, it’s also one of those SNL skits that I never laughed at, so see it at your own risk. Becoming Jane Breakout star Anne Hathaway stars as a young Jane Austen who falls in love with an Irishman. The film posits the plausible theory that this passionate and dramatic relationship would become the inspiration for Austen’s now classic novels. While the historical accuracy is shaky, this is a promising litflick. Bratz The Movie The demise of Western Civilization, or the stylish future? You decide.

Underdog Based on the allegedly popular television series and comic book, this movie tells the tale of a pooch with superpowers who speaks in rhyme and falls in love. He also has to save his owner and a town from a mad scientist. This sounds like a terrible idea for a comic book series, a television show and a movie, because it is. El Cantante Jennifer Lopez and her husband Mark Anthony made this movie together, which is a big risk considering Lopez’s collaboration with ex-boyfriend

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p.m. for happy hour featuring half priced drinks on all wine, beer, martinis and mixed drinks and a complimentary buffet is offered as well. Buffet items include: Thai mussels, Asian chicken wings and pomodoro pasta with fresh basil and garden tomatoes. For further information or for reservations call Michael Anthony’s Food Bar at (631) 929-8800. Della Femina in East Hampton and Main Beach Surf and Sport are now co-sponsors of the surfer yoga beach cam. Located at Main Beach and Georgica Beach in East Hampton and updated daily, the beach camera allows surfers to scope out the waves before hitting the water. The beach cam can be viewed at Della Femina is open seven days a week, serving dinner at 6 p.m. Popular menu items include: North Fork wild arugula and baby beat salad; roasted Montauk striped bass, bacon sherry vinaigrette; Dijon crusted rack of lamb, rosemary jus; and local strawberry shortcake. For reservations or further information please call Della Femina at (631) 3296666. 27 Authentic Mexican Kitchen in Amagansett offers “Totally Awesome 80s Night” every Wednesday from 7 to 10 p.m. Come enjoy music from you’re favorite decade, drink specials, 80s movies, indoor and outdoor dance floors and dining. Snack on menu items including the Tequila battered Mahi Mahi tacos; beef brisket enchiladas; or the guacamole made fresh to order.

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With summer in full swing there are still some new restaurants popping up. A new authentic Texas BBQ joint, Townline BBQ, is now open in Sagaponack at the location of the former Alison By the Beach. Owned and operated by Honest Management Company, who operate Nick & Toni’s, Rowdy Hall and La Fondita, Townline BBQ promises to be as authentic as BBQ gets! Townline BBQ offers menu items such as: Texas style ribs; specialty smoked meats; Texas and California chili; potato salad; baked beans and salads. Townline BBQ is open seven days for lunch and dinner from 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. Sunday through Thursday and 11:30 a.m.- 11 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Off premises catering is available. For more information please call (631) 537-2271. When traveling to Montauk a stop into The Old Harbor House is a must. The newly opened restaurant at the former Old Shebeen on Fort Pond Boulevard has been recreated into a beautifully re-designed affordable steakhouse. Owners Leah Persan and Darren Boyle, who is also the chef have designed a menu that includes such items as: bacon wrapped stuffed shrimp; Maryland style crab dip; boneless crispy half Long Island duck; a 16 oz. NY strip steak; 24 oz. porter house; 9 oz. center-cut filet and bowtie pasta with chicken, asparagus, artichokes and olives. For more information please call (631) 668-1515. Michael Anthony’s Food Bar in Wading River offers a lobster bake and live music every Sunday beginning at 4 p.m. for only $25 per person. Choose from soup or salad for the first course, and for the main course enjoy 1 1/4 lobster, garlic steamed mussels, corn on the cob and red bliss potatoes. The meal ends with a scrumptious bread pudding for dessert. On Friday stop in from 4 to 7

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Saturday, August 11 from noon-4 p.m. and 5:309:30 p.m. on Herricks Lane in Riverhead. There will be food for purchase from Maple Tree BBQ and live music. Tickets can be purchased online for $45 per person and at the door for $55 per person and designated drivers tickets are $10. Each attendee will receive a 4 oz. glass. A percentage of the proceeds will be donated to the New York State Brewers Association and Long Island Cares: The Harry Chapin Food Bank. For more information or to purchase tickets go to Pacific East in Amagansett has added some summer specials. Monday is Super Sushi night with 50% off all sushi and a $21.95 three course prix fixe is offered all night Thursdays and 5:306:30 p.m. Friday-Wednesday. The menu’s items include: beach roll with tempura prawn, asparagus and cucumber; South Beach roll with seared black pepper tuna, cucumber, mango and tobiko; miso broiled Atlantic Salmon with a sweet Maui ginger sauce and stir fry Bok Choy; Hudson Valley Farms crispy duck confit with wild cranberry bread pudding and a plum wine huckleberry sauce; and salt and peppers roasted Free Range Chicken with creamed spinach flan and California cabernet pan juices. Pacific East is now open seven days a week from 5:30 to 10 p.m. and Saturday till 11p.m. For further information or reservations please call Pacific East at (631) 267-7770.

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There will be no cover charge so make your hair big, bust out the hot pink lipstick, and heels to match and come enjoy 80s night. For further information call 27 Authentic Mexican Kitchen at (631) 267-6980. Southampton Ales & Lagers of The Southampton Publick House will be featured at North Fork Craft Beer Festival on

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Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column With all the hoopla of summer bashes and roaming feasts I just want to settle down to a simple summer supper. With farmers markets in their season of glory it’s so easy to have a nutritious well-balanced dinner at home. Included in my CSA selections at the Green Thumb in Water Mill this week were baby bok choy, little red new potatoes, berries and peaches. I would steam the pretty cabbage-like bok choy then serve it with a sizzling hot oil drizzle of ginger root julienne. Roasted rosemary potatoes would benefit from the beautiful rosemary plant in my herb garden and mixed berries and peaches under a mantle of mascarpone cream would complete the dinner. Wild salmon is certainly not local but it is available at local fish markets. My concession here to the wild salmon is that it is in season from the Pacific Coast. Prepare a simple mix of lemon juice, fresh herbs and extra-virgin olive oil with a light bread crumb crust on the grilled salmon; serve with steamed bok choy and roasted potatoes, and that’s dinner! STEAMED BABY BOK-CHOY Bok choy, sometimes confused with Chinese cabbage have smooth rounded stalks and leafier green tops than its cabbage counterpart. The diminutive baby bok choy is as pretty to look at as they are delicious to eat. Serves 4-6 4-6 even-sized baby bok choy Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper 1/4 cup peanut or vegetable oil 2 tablespoons julienne of fresh ginger root 1. Trim away any bruised outer leaves if necessary and rinse. Arrange the bok choy on a steamer rack over simmering water and steam about 5 minutes, or just until tender at the base. Transfer to a warm platter and season to taste with salt and pepper. 2. Meanwhile put oil and ginger in a small saucepan and heat until a haze appears on the surface of the oil. Simmer until the ginger is golden brown. Be careful not to allow the oil to smoke. Pour the hot ginger oil over the vegetable and serve. GRILLED SALMON WITH THYME AND PARSLEY Salmon may not be a local fish but wild salmon from the Pacific Coast is currently available at your local fish market. Serves 6

kle with chopped rosemary. 2. Place baking dish containing potatoes in the preheated oven and roast for 35-40 minutes, or until potatoes are tender when pierced with a knife. Potatoes will stay hot in the turned off oven for 2030 minutes. FRUITS WITH MASCARPONE CREAM Serve this easy to assemble fruit dessert over slices of buttery store-bought pound cake, if desired. Serves 6-8

2-3 tablespoons plain dry bread crumbs 1. Have salmon cut into approximate 6 6-ounce portions. Place on a plate and season with salt and pepper. 2. Mix lemon juice, parsley and thyme in a small bowl and whisk in 4 tablespoons olive oil until emulsified. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Spoon the dressing equally over each fillet and coat with breadcrumbs. Gently press the crumbs into the salmon fillets. 3. Heat grill until coals are ashen or preheat gas grill to medium-high. Brush grill rack with oil. Place salmon, skin side up, on the grill and cook about 4 minutes on each side, carefully turning once with a fish spatula for medium doneness. Serve with steamed baby bok choy and rosemary roasted new potatoes. ROASTED ROSEMARY POTATOES Roast farm fresh new potatoes until crusty without and tender within. Serves 4-6 2- 2 1/2 pounds small new red potatoes Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil 2 tablespoons chopped fresh rosemary leaves

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1. Wash and dry all fruits eaten out of hand except raspberries. Whatever combination of fruits you are using, prepare a bowlful up to several hours before serving or early in the day. Refrigerate, covered in a suitable container. 2. Meanwhile prepare the mascarpone cream: With electric beaters, beat cream in a cold bowl slowly adding the sugar until firm peaks form. Fold in the lime zest and limejuice. 3. In a separate bowl whip the mascarpone with a wooden spoon then fold into the whipped cream, blending well. 4. To serve, divide berries into required number of dessert dishes and top each with a healthy dollop of the mascarpone cream. Or, spoon berries over slices of pound cake and top with the cream.

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Dining Log ALISON – Clients are delighted with the flavorful Mediterranean menus of returning chef Robert Gurvich. Elegant candlelit décor & copper bar. Open 7 nights for dinner 5:30 – 11 p.m., bar opens at 4:30 p.m. Catering available. Located at 95 School Street, Bridgehampton, 631-5377100. ALMOND – A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Three course $21.95 prix fixe nightly from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night Monday. “French, friendly, fun,” says Newsday. “Honest unpretentious French bistro,” says The New York Times; and “save room for the apple cinnamon crisp,” says the Wine Spectator. Raw bar available. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. ALMONDITO – Stylish Mexican restaurant serving authentic fare. Homemade guacamole, classic roast chicken mole poblano and banana leaf wrapped pescado Veracruzano. Miercoles Mania every Wednesday – $5 margaritas and $5 bocaditos. Three course $21.95 prix fixe nightly from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night Wednesday. Located at 290 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631-329-6700. ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to ribeye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BACKYARD AT SOLE EAST – Lounge on oversized mattresses, order heavenly food from the team behind the world-renowned PANZA restaurant in Old San Juan or cool off in the pool while the DJ spins feel-good beats. Bar and restaurant open 7 days. Located at 90 Second House Road, Montauk. 631-668-9739. BAMBOO – East Hampton’s most exciting sushi restaurant. The Asian fusion fare and fresh fruit martinis are legendary. Thursday nights from 5:30-10 p.m. all you can eat free sushi at the bar with a hot NYC DJ playing great music to a bevy of singles looking to have fun. Sunday is 2 for 1 on the entire sushi menu until 7:30 p.m. Located at 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK – Polish American dining in a cozy setting right in the heart of Southampton. Open 7 days with specials everyday. Mon.-Thurs 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri-Sat. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 12-10 p.m. Happy hour Fri.-Sat. 4-8 p.m. Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-4316. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Serving the freshest seafood. Open all year for dinner at 4 p.m. 6 nights a week, closed Tuesdays. Special 4-course prix fixe Sun.Thurs. Now open for lunch Fri.-Sun. 12 - 4 p.m. Available for private parties, lobster bakes to go and full catering. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully’s Seafood Market. 631-728-9111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year

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for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. B. SMITH’S – Open for lunch, dinner and brunch. Located on Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7255858. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. COUNTRY HOUSE RESTAURANT – Voted Most Romantic Restaurant by AOL City Guide. Four-course wine dinner July 27 and Aug. 24 at 7:30 p.m. costs $75 per person. Prix fixe brunch served daily from 12 to 3 p.m. Dinner served daily from 4 p.m. Prix fixe $36 dinner available Mon.-Thurs. Located on Route 25A on the corner of Main Street, Stony Brook. 631-751-3332. CROSSROADS DIAMOND RESTAURANT – A cozy, intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant décor with cozy handcrafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. 631-3692221. HILL STREET CAFÉ – A brand new breakfast and lunch spot debuts this summer at The Southampton Inn, headed by one of Long Island’s foremost chefs, Peter Dunlop. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-2836500. JOHN’S RESTAURANT – Classic Southern Italian cuisine. Enjoy delicious fresh pasta entrées and thin-crust gourmet mini pizza pies in vintage 1980s style restaurant with relaxing lounge music. Save 5% off food bill by reserving online at Open 5-10 p.m. Closed Tuesdays. Located in Hampton Bays by the UA movie theatre. 631-728 9411. THE JUICY NAAM – An oasis for healing organic juices, smoothies and freshly prepared foods. This cozy spot has a little garden to sit and enjoy your juice and a yoga studio next door. Serving organic, vegetarian raw soups, salads, desserts and many other healthy innovative choices. Located at 27a Race Lane, East Hampton. 631604-5091. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL – The newest steakhouse in the Hamptons serving huge steaks and the freshest fish, accompanied by a great selection of wines and cocktails. On Wednesdays, the only outdoor bar in East Hampton with fresh fruit frozen drinks and free steak and

shrimp. Fridays Happy Hour starts at 3 p.m. with free food and drink specials. Located at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT – Zagat says “Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Serving dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7110. OLDE SPEONK INN – This hidden gem is not to be missed. Friendly service, great atmosphere, outstanding menu featuring fresh local ingredients that change daily. Open Tues., Wed. & Sun. 5-9:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 5-10 p.m. Prix fixe Sun-Thurs. Located at 190 Montauk Highway, Speonk. 631-325-8400. PARTO’S – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, café. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrées, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO @ 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime steaks, fresh seafood and more including daily chef ’s creations. Summer ’07 – Open 7 days for dinner and Fri.-Mon. for lunch. Kitchen open until 11 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Live music Thurs.-Sun. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri.-Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. SARACEN – A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Come for dinner, stay for drinks. Elegant lounge enhanced with tunes spun by DJ Roberto on weekends. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Hwy, Wainscott. 631537-6255. SAVANNAS – Serving dinner daily from 5:30 p.m. and breakfast and lunch Sat. & Sun. starting at 11 a.m. Monday BBQ night – $25 with $5 margaritas. Tuesday is lobster night. Happy Hour Mon.-Fri. 5:30-7 p.m. Gracious dining indoors, outside in the rose garden or at home with Gourmet-to-Go. Located at 268 Elm Street, Southampton. 631-283-0202. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Zagat rated microbrewery restaurant serving lunch, dinner and late night cocktails 7 days a week. Open Mon.-Sat. from 11:30 a.m. and Sunday from 12 p.m. Located at 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800. SPINNAKERS – Brand new authentic neopolitan brick oven pizza. Dine in our newly refurbished dining room. Open Mon.-Thurs., Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. & Holidays from 11:30 a.m.-11 p.m. Located at 63 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9353. TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food in an old Southwestern technique. Ribs, wraps, ‘ritas! Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. Located at 21 Panitgo Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7166. TWEEDS RESTAURANT & BUFFALO BAR – Oldest restaurant & hotel on the North Fork. Famous for their buffalo steaks. Open seven days: lunch & dinner, 11 a.m. - closing. Live jazz & blues. Call for reservations. Located at the famous J.J. Sullivan Hotel, 17 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631208-3151. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Specializing in prime-aged steak and seafood dishes. Prix fixe available everyday. Live music Fri. & Sat. nights in Dining Room. Also offering outdoor dining. Located at 142 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. 631 288-7161.

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Dining in the Hamptons Say Cheese! We start our meals with an appetizer â&#x20AC;&#x201C; usually a salad or a soup. Sometimes we get a tuna tar tar or a plate of steamed vegetables. We follow that with our main course â&#x20AC;&#x201C; steak, chicken, pasta, fish. After our main course, we conclude the meal with a fantastic dessert, maybe a piece of cake, maybe ice cream, maybe we even go on the healthier side and have a fruit salad. If we really want to stay on the healthy side, we can drop dessert all together, but that would only force the meal to lose its consistency and fulfilling nature, unless you replace your dessert with a cheese platter. Cheese platters are customarily eaten before a meal, as an appetizer, or after a meal as a dessert. Since we overlook the wonderful effects it can have as a dessert, we usually see cheese platters served as hors dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;oeuvres. However, with a combination of sweet sensation, bitter deliciousness and salty amazement, a cheese platter can serve as a perfect and healthy dessert. Here are a few pieces of advice to make your cheese platter even better: 1) You can organize your cheeses to all have similar consistencies on the plate. Some people choose to have an â&#x20AC;&#x153;all soft-cheese platter,â&#x20AC;? containing cheeses such as Brie and Camembert. Some people choose to have an â&#x20AC;&#x153;all medium-cheese platter or an â&#x20AC;&#x153;all hard-cheese platterâ&#x20AC;? such as Old Amsterdam or Havarti. Although a homogenous array of cheeses can be a great theme, a cheese platter, however, can also be great with a mixture of different categories of cheeses. 2) You can organize your cheeses by the type of milk they are made with. Cheeses can be made

with three different types of milk â&#x20AC;&#x201C; goat, cow, and sheep. Some people prefer goat cheese to cow cheese or sheep cheese. Therefore, there are many cheese platters, which have the theme of only goat cheese or only cow cheese or only sheep cheese. However, although original, these platters are not always preferred for large groups of people. Because the goat cheese tends to be the most pungent and the cow cheese tends to be the least pungent, the tastes do not vary enough. 3) Accompany your cheese platter with an appropriate wine. Certain wines match up well with their respective cheeses, similarly to how they are better with particular fruits. If you are serving a large amount of different kinds of cheeses, one type of wine usually will not do the trick. You can find out more about which wines match up with which


cheeses best at or try it out on your own. 4) Make sure that the cheeses are spaced evenly on the plate. If you do not allow enough room between them, they will be harder to cut. Also, the runny cheeses may smear over the other ones on the plate, contaminating them with a foreign type of cheese and changing the taste. 5) Border the cheese plate with different types of fruit. If you have an all soft-cheese platter, then softer fruits such as strawberries, green grapes, red grapes, figs, dates and blueberries may work best with your plate. If you have an all hard-cheese platter, then harder fruits such as peaches, nectarines, tangerines, oranges, plums and Clementines may be a better complement to your cheese. If you have a combination of cheeses with different consistencies, you can base your fruit choice off taste. If the cheeses are stronger, you may want to use a sweeter fruit, such as strawberries, dates or figs and if the cheeses are weaker, you may want to use a more sour or bitter fruit, like blueberries or grapes. 6) Finally, for a great cheese platter, do not simply use water crackers. Although cheese with water crackers is good, it can get boring and tiresome. Try using other types of cracker or a baguette. Cut the baguette into thin pieces and serve it with the cheese. In a large group, the baguette will go before the crackers. I can guarantee that. A few different cheeses, some wine, some fruit and an open and creative mind is all that is necessary to prepare the perfect cheese platter. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Fred Katz



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Dining in the Hamptons Right off the LIE, at 690 Commack Road in Commack, sits the perfect mid-way stop from the Hamptons to the city for breakfast lunch and dinner. The Premier Diner opened two years ago as a “comfortable middle ground away from home and away from work, where we can come together with our friends and family over food and gossip, jokes and conversation,” as their menu states. When I went in for lunch, the diner proved to be just that. Although it may look like any other run of the mill diner, the Premier Diner boasts ample floor space with comfortable booths around the perimeter and large tables in the center. Although it was the middle of the day when I visited, the restaurant was very clean, as if it had just opened. With very few of the normal diner trappings, the Premier Diner is

Premier Diner 690 Commack Road Commack, NY 631-462-1432 able to stay true to their diner roots, but have added a more updated, warm look and feel for its customers. Upon walking into the restaurant, I was greeted by the owners who promptly sat me at a table on the edge of the dining room. After seeing their gigantic menu, my party and I agreed to let the owners bring us a sampling of their most popular and favorite dishes. Our waiter then came by to bring us small

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dishes of coleslaw and pickles. He remarked, “I hope you’re hungry,” and he couldn’t have been more right. Within minutes our table was full of plates. First we tried the shrimp salad on a croissant served with fruit salad. Without too many ingredients, this salad sandwiched between a flakey croissant was delicious. The fruit salad, made from fresh fruit, proved a great alternative to the side of French fries normally served at diners. Next, we sampled the chicken salad also served on a croissant. Not your ordinary chicken salad, the Premier Diner’s had chopped apple, cranberry, celery and walnuts. I thought it was a little too fruity, but another member of my party thought it was delightful. The croissant was a great alternative to bread and I was happy to find out that a baker on

the premises makes all of the diner’s baked goods daily. We tried the huge Greek salad next, served with the diner’s very own salad dressing on the side. Served in a large bowl with what seemed to be never ending depths, it looked like any other Greek salad, but the homemade dressing and perfectly seasoned chicken took this ordinary dish over the top. I then tried the panini that waited unassumingly at my right. Sandwiched between two pieces of toasted pita sat a lightly breaded golden brown piece of fried chicken. Oozing out of the sides was perfectly melted mozzarella cheese along with pieces of spinach. For a sandwich that is served with big golden brown potato fries, this may seem a little extravagant. However, the chicken was so light that I didn’t feel so bad devouring my half. This was by far my favorite meal of the afternoon. Just as I had taken the last bite of my pannini one of the owners appeared with a small piece of stuffed flounder as a sampling from their dinner menu. I took one little bite and the fish melted in my mouth, the flavors of the flounder and the crabmeat blending exquisitely. The fish tasted so fresh I had to ask where it was from. The owner said that all of their fish is delivered fresh daily from the Fulton fish market in the city. I started to regret coming in for lunch now that I knew there were so many fresh delicious items on the dinner menu. To end the meal, my guests and I split a piece of cheesecake covered in a strawberry sauce. As I sipped the last of my coffee I felt satisfied beyond belief. With huge portions and hearty meals the Premier Diner proved that their goal is to make customers happy by filling their bellies and supplying them with a great place to come with friends and family. – Emily Esposito

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Dining in the Hamptons Townline BBQ Has Arrived

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As a farewell to summer splurging, I took myself out to the Townline BBQ on Townline Road in Sagaponack last Thursday for an all-I-could-eat blowout lunch. I have never really enjoyed eating BBQ above the Mason-Dixon line (except for two memorable experiences in Colorado) so I wasn’t expecting much from this upper-crusty try at an old favorite. However, I was pleasantly surprised. Although the red sauces were predictably mediocre, with a distinctive aftertaste of calamari sauce and very little heat, the vinegar-based sauce was the best I’ve had, next to my favorite vinegar-based sauce, which I sampled at a roadside BBQ pit in Jacksonville Florida after a 20-hour road trip from Upstate New York. If they have any available, I would suggest buying a bottle of this sauce and carrying it around to every poolside barbecue you attend this summer – it’s that good. As for the meat, I was only able to sample the beef ribs, pork ribs, burnt ends and pulled pork, so if you want a preview of the pulled chicken or the brisket, you’ll have to eat them yourself. The beef ribs are a nice size, although they were over-salted and a bit heavy on the grease for my taste. The pork ribs, however, are lovely. They are milder than other pork ribs and the meat falls right off the bone. For true rib fanatics, this is not a good sign, but it does make them easier to eat than the truly Southern, toughmeated ribs from other parts of the country. They’re not the best ribs on earth, but they might be the best ribs in the state and they’re definitely worth a taste. The pulled pork has a very similar taste to the ribs, but it’s leaner – a better choice for picky eaters or those watching their calories. The pulled pork sandwich, served on a soft roll with sweet pickled peppers and a dab of fresh coleslaw, is a perfect summer lunch. And now for the star of the meal – the burnt ends. Since burnt ends are usually drenched in sauce and salt from lying on the bottom of the smoker, I ordered mine in sandwich form. However, once I wrapped my lips around the succulent meat, I ripped off the bun and fixings and polished off every bit, with only a dousing of vinegar-based sauce to dress it. Unlike other burnt ends, these were obviously not actually scraped off the bottom of the ribs’ drip pan. These burnt ends were made to be eaten au natural, with no bun or drowning of red sauce necessary. Their flavor is perfect and their consistency is uniformly crisp on the outside and moist on the inside. If you only eat one thing at Townline BBQ, the burnt ends should be

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bread was crumbly and dry, but the sweet tea made it all go down smoothly. I don’t think it would be possible to eat the whole chunk in one sitting though, because it is so dense. It could have been a little bit softer, but it was great to crumble into my burnt ends for some texture contrast. The collard greens were also quite nice, with a hint of sweetness and chunks of bacon to add some flavor and a bit of natural salt. Although those huge metal sinks that we were all anticipating from the preliminary plans were nowhere to be found, the small steel sinks near the trash bins were a welcomed sight after all that sauce and meat. When all was said and done, only one rib of each kind was left and I wouldn’t be hungry again until the next day. No, the Townline BBQ will not make you forget all about your favorite BBQ joint down South. However, if you need good meat and you need it now, the burnt ends and pulled pork at the Townline will certainly satiate you and leave you grinning from ear to ear. – Sabrina C. Mashburn

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Arts & Galleries NIVOLA AT THE DRAWING ROOM AND VICENTE AT BUTLER’S FINE ART Part 1V: Artists Who Endure This is the last in a series of long established artists who are enjoying exhibitions this summer in the Hamptons and New York. It also seems salient that they all have (or had) a special connection to the East End where they live(ed) and work(ed). While Costantino Nivola and Esteban Vicente are no longer with us, their legacies are no less pervasive: in the friendships they developed, in their homes we still pass and in the memories of their presence among us. Two separate shows currently celebrate Nivola’s and Vicente’s works, yet such presentations not only evoke the artists’ aesthetic contributions but also summon forth their very existence. Gallery space and ambience have much to do with establishing these aspects; both The Drawing Room and Butler’s Fine Art do a particularly fine job of setting the scene, providing a fresh, clean, compact and minimal atmosphere. Frankly, a minimalist approach is hard to accomplish at Butler’s Fine Art where there are two exhibits (Joel Perlman’s stun-

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ning sculptures) being shown in a small space. But somehow the works don’t appear cramped, but rather complementary. Both galleries also share an attention to nature / greenery, where potted flowers adorn the entrance at Butler’s Fine Art and flowering bushes line the walkway at The Drawing Room. While flowers may seem like a trivial touch, they add a special introduction to the artworks.

Nivola’s penchant for nature lies not only in his material process, like sandcasting, but also in his ancient forms recalling Native American symbols and Greek seafaring vessels. The artist’s use of curved configurations signifies signs of nature as well. Finally, there are Nivola’s archetypical figures, most salient being the earth mother: small-headed shapes atop mighty, potent bodies. Vicente’s collages and ink/charcoal drawings remind us of nature, too. His early drawings, spontaneous, free-flowing circular shapes, give validity to the joyous lifecycle; so, also, do his later ones even though the forms appear more controlled. The artist’s collages have an instinctive, liberated feeling as well, although the shapes are a little more geometric in composition. This is not to suggest that Vicente’s images are hard-edged. Quite the contrary. They are, after all these years, still spirited and lifeaffirming. Nivola’s exhibit will be on view at East Hampton’s Drawing Room until Aug. 13. Vicente’s works are available e for view at Butler’s Fine Art in East Hampton also until Aug. 13.

Honoring the Artist: Michael Patterson This week’s cover artist, Michael Patterson, is no “Johnny come lately,” painting beach scenes in recent years simply because they are commercially viable. He has been a successful artist for the last thirty years; much of that time has been devoted to his cherished subject: the beach. The following conversation took place by phone as Mr. Patterson was finishing a swim in the river at his Connecticut home. His wife of three years, Jessica, could be heard in the background at one point saying goodbye before she picked up some relatives at the airport. It was a typical summer day, and Mr. Patterson was obviously enjoying the setting and his family ties. Q: What is it about the beach that draws you to it after all these years? A: It’s the solitary splendor of the place, a place under the sun. The beach is a symbol. And there are people on it. That’s very important to me. Q: Are your beaches any ones in particular? A: No, they are universal. They could be from Florida or Montauk or the South of France, all places I have lived or visited. Q: How did you get to France? A: It was my grandfather, Howard Ashman Patterson, who was my primary inspiration. He was a painter, and I lived with his art on our walls when I

was growing up and even to this day. I study them daily. I went to France to find the places he had painted, the villages, markets. Q: Your grandfather had quite a life. He moved to Santa Fe after France to paint Native American life. In fact, your father was born on a reservation. Do you plan on pursuing your grandfather’s legacy in New Mexico, too? A: Yes. I plan on going to the Southwest to paint, especially the mountains, their spiritual splendor, their symbolic sense. Q: There is another kind of sense that interests you as well. You said all your paintings deal with relationships between people. A: Yes, in my musician series, for example, people are connected to each other. I think it’s important that individuals can express themselves by music, dance. This one painting I did of a solo female singer with her guitar says it all. Q: The female as a symbol is not that common in the kind of paintings you do. A: God’s best work is the female. My wife, Jessica, appears in some of my beach paintings. Q: For you, how is art and music connected? A: A note in music can only be harmonious when it’s combined with other notes. The same with color inter-

acting with other colors in a painting. Q: How has your style evolved or changed over the years? A: When I studied in Europe, I used to literally paint what I saw. In my beach series, I compose my own images. I make them my own. Q: I’m curious. If you weren’t an artist, what would you be? A: A musician or maybe I would go into social work. Or maybe the ministry. Q: That makes sense considering your interest in people and the spiritual side of things. How do these interests relate to your art? In other words, what would you like people to take away from your paintings? A: I want people to realize how fortunate we all are, to give them hope about our lives instead of hopelessness and separateness. Our lives have great value. Marion Wolberg Weiss Mr. Patterson’ s work is on view at Greenport’s South Street Gallery until Aug. 9. He will also be in the Montauk Outdoor Art Show on Aug. 18. You may contact him directly at Dan’s Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner.

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August 4 through September 3. Located at 12 Bell Street, Bellport. 631-776-7640. BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES – “Modern Life: American Painting Between the Wars” will be on view through August 5. Located at 52 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-6010. BOLTAX.GALLERY – “Atotonilco” an exhibition by David Rankin. There will be a reception for the artist on August 4 from 5-8 p.m. The exhibit will be on display through August 27. Located at 21 North Ferry Road, Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA ART GALLERY – “Robert Verdi: Recent Paintings.” There will be an opening reception on August 4 from 6-8 p.m. The exhibit will be on display through August 16. Located at 22 Nugent Street, Southampton. 631-259-2605. BUTLER’S FINE ART – Paintings and Collages by Esteban Vicente and Sculpture by Joel Perlman will be on display through August 13. At 50 Park Place, East

Hampton. 631-267-0193. CELADON GALLERY – “Masters of the Art” will be on display through August 13. Located at 41 Old Mill Road, next to the Water Mill Museum in Water Mill. 631-726-2547. CELLAR – Original Sumi Ink Paintings and photography by Jim Hayden will be on display through September 8. Located at 25 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-259-2313. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – Paintings by Yuka Hasegawa will be on display until October 16. Located at 2 Main Street in Southampton. 631-287-1883. CLINTON ACADEMY MUSEUM – “Gardiner’s Island 1639-1889: 250 Years of Images and Objects” will run through October 7. Located at 151 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-6850. THE CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Features photographs by Daniel Schoenheimer and Jennifer (continued on page 130)

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at 848 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-726-4663. GRENNING GALLERY – “Studio Selects” will be on display through August 5. Located at 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-8469. HAMPTON DESIGNER SHOWHOUSE – The Showhouse will display art work by regional artists and is open from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily through September 2. Located at 536 Ocean Road, Bridgehampton. 631-8384843. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – Michael Viera’s “Recent Paintings” will be on view through August 7. Located at 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-2049704. KARIN SANDERS FINE ART GALLERY – “Paul Ickovic, On Women.” Black and white photographer Paul Ickovic addresses the subject of Women. The show runs through August 20. Located at 126 Main Street, Sag “There” by Barbara Pintauro-Lobosco at Romany Kramons Gallery Harbor. 631-899-3430. A Twist” and “Family Figures” will be on display Meihofer from August 3 to August 26. There will be an KESZLER GALLERY – Russell Young’s art exhibithrough August 31. There will be an opening reception opening reception on August 4 from 5-7 p.m. Located at tion will be on display until on August 4 from 6-8 p.m. Located 136 Main St. in Amagansett. 631-267-3627. August 10. Located at 45 Main at 136 Main Street, Old Post House, THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE – Open for PICK OF THE WEEK Street, Southampton. 631-204Southampton. 631-204-0442. the summer season with the permanent installation of 0353. FERREGUT TOWER nine fluorescent light works by Dan Flavin and “John VERED GALLERY – “Andy LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY AT THE Chamberlain Squeezed and Tied: Foam and Paper Warhol: Unique Works” will be GALLERY – “Evolution.” New SOUTHAMPTON INN – On on display through August 20. Located Sculptures, 1969-70.” Located on Corwith Avenue, off of artwork by Lana Santorelli will be August 3 the Ferregut Tower at 68 Park Place Passage, East Main Street in Bridgehampton. 212-293-5518. on display through August 20. Gallery and the Southampton Inn Hampton. 631-324-3303. DECORDOVA STUDIO AND GALLERY – Located at 77 Jobs Lane, will host 3-D: Dan, Dinner and “Sensuality and Surrealism.” There will be an opening Southampton. 631-283-6308. Dancing. There will be an informal reception on August 4 from 6-8 p.m. The show will run LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – “Mysteries talk from 5-6 p.m. by Dan Rattiner about his pen and until September 16. Located at 538 Main Street in of the Universe.” New paintings by Pat Wiegand, based ink drawings followed by a barbeque by the pool and Greenport. 631-477-0620. on the Hubble photographs, will be shown from August dancing. Cost for the dinner and dancing is $35. Dan THE DRAWING ROOM – Costantino Nivola’s 1 through August 19. “Sculpture in Southampton.” The Rattiner’s “Ode to the East End” will be on display “Marble Bronze Wood Tin Cement Terracotta” will be on show will run through August 20. Located at 2 Pond through September 11. Located at the Southampton Inn view through August 13. Located at 16 Newtown Lane, Lane, Southampton. 631-680-7551. on Hill Street, Southampton. 631-287-0798. East Hampton. 631-324-5016. LONGHOUSE RESERVE – Miquel Barcelo clay and THE FIREPLACE PROJECT – Harland Miller’s EZAIR GALLERY – “Horndeski-Burger: Floral With bronze curated by Dore Ashton. The show will run solo exhibition “Siesta Forever – Come on and Sing My through the rest of the season. Located at 133 Hands Song” will be on display through August 8. Located at Creek Road, East Hampton. 631-329-3568. 851 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-324MARK BORGHI FINE ART – “On Modern 4666. American Art.” A group show featuring works by John GALERIE BELAGE – The 2nd Annual Outsider Art Singer Sargent, Oscar Bluemner, Man Ray, Larry Rivers in the Hamptons group exhibit will be on display from and more. Open daily from 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Located August 3 through September 14. There will be a group at 2462 Main Street in Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. reception on August 11 from 6-9 p.m. Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-5082. GLENN HOROWITZ BOOKSELLER – “Printed Matters.” New work by Philip-Lorca diCorcia will be on display from August 4 through September 10. There will be a reception for the artist from 5-7 p.m. on August 4. Located at 87 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-3245511. GOODCONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 – “Fish for the Sea” will be on display through August 20. Located Lana Santorelli’s “Nature’s Voice” at Lana Santorelli Gallery

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MCNEILL ART GROUP – Tin Ojeda’s show “Safe Place” will run through August 6. There will be a reception on August 4 from 5-8 p.m. Located at 8 Plank Road, Unit 2, off of Route 114 in East Hampton. 631-838-4843. PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY – The drawings of Ralph Carpentier and the photography of Ken Robbins will be on display through August 20. Located at 167 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-7817. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “Studio as Muse.” The three exhibitions – “Herzog & de Meuron’s Design for the New Parrish,” “Fairfield Porter: Inside and Outside the Artist’s Studio” and “The Studio in Miniature: Joe Fig” – will be on display through August 5. Located at 25 (continued on page 119)

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Arts & Galleries Outsider Art Inside The Hamptons Candyce Brokaw is a compulsive artist. Seated on a black couch in her humble, hidden Quoge home, it’s hard to tell where the art ends and the house begins; And this is exactly what she wants. She shows me pictures of her dream home - Danielle Jacqui’s overwhelmingly colorful and ornate abode in France, a piece of outsider art itself, becoming a museum. “There’s sparkles all over my bed because I lay there and make art while watching TV, reading magazines. I can’t stop making art.” Currently, her house is filled with not only the finished pieces and remnants of her own art, but also that of a plethora of other artists. These pieces are at her house because Candyce is the curator of the second annual Outsider Art in the Hamptons, an exhibit at the Galeria BelAge in Westhampton Beach. Outsider Art is virtually synonymous with Art Brut, except that Art Brut generally refers to, or at least originates from, the art of crazy people, whereas the

Mary Proctor, her bright blue painting featuring bits of a shiny red Coca Cola can with “Amazing Grace” lyrics gave me a knowing smile. To make matters more interesting, the show will also feature biographies of all of the artists exhibiting at it. The life stories of the mentally impaired, the Southern working class, the survivors of traumatic events, and those who just feel an innate inspiration to create will help the fantastical artistic renderings come to life on the canvas. Brokaw, a full time East Ender and mother who raised her family out here, said: “Modern Art is untouchable, and Outsider Art is getting huge.” Celebrity collectors include Robin Williams and John

Waters (which may help you understand the whimsical intensity of Outsider Art). With pieces as creatively crafted as those in the show, I suspect Outsider Art will soon be “untouchable” as well. So this show might be one of your last chances to check out and cash in on the purest form of unadulterated art. That, and an ornate, colorful room with complimentary champagne and a myriad of artistic voices, singing and screaming. – Michael Vilensky The 2nd Annual Outsider Art in the Hamptons Show runs August 3rd through September 14th. The reception and party is open to public on Saturday, August 11th, from 6 to 9 p.m. Call (631) 288 – 5082 for more information.

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“The digging of well water.” At 6PM come savor a light international fair & cocktails. After 8 enjoy crazy card is not mandatory for an outsider artist. But it certainly helps: an outsider artist is self-taught. His or her art is a deeply embedded stream of consciousness. “It’s absolutely the purest art. It’s not adulterated or anything. I mean, I appreciate Klimt and the masters, but there’s nothing like the intensity of Outsider Art. It can be dark or funny or simple, there’s such a range, each piece of art is its own,” Brokaw said. Her own art is actually dark and funny and simple, all at once. “I’m not conscious of my inspiration so I learn about myself and my past through art. It’s like a ‘Where’s Waldo’ gone crazy – there’s hidden aspects. Even hidden names. ‘Sexy’ is a reference to my mother.” The show will also feature art from many Outsider Art masters, including Ody Saban, a Paris-based artist, originally from Istanbul, who paints elaborate pieces of art singulier. Saban has been featured in Raw Vision magazine and her pieces carry a hefty price tag these days, but the Westhampton Beach show is making most pieces affordable (the prices at the show range from $50 to $12,000). Many of the artists exhibiting in Westhampton are also featured in the annual Outsider Art Fair at the Puck Building in downtown Manhattan, which has become an increasingly popular and notable exhibit. Somewhat outside the lines of Outsider Art, the Westhampton Beach show will also be featuring famous folk artists. Like the outsider artists, the folk artists are self-taught. They include the late Mose Tolliver, considered a genius in the field of Southern Folk Art as well as Purvis Young, who paints a diverse canvas all on a literal canvas of found remnants in poverty-stricken communities. Embedded in the rococo paintings and artwork of all shapes and sizes was always at least one message, unique to the artist, perhaps, but created as if the artist were letting you in on a joke or a bit of an inspirational idea through their heavily crafted artwork. For example, although I have never met Missionary

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ART EVENTS Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. PHOENIX FINE ART GALLERY – Malcolm Morley’s “25 Years of Creativity.” To benefit the Boys and Girls Club of Bellport. The show will be on display through August 18. There will be a reception on July 29 from 1-4 p.m. Located at 139 South Country Rd., Bellport. 631-776-0811. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – Exhibition of Abstract Drawings by Ary Stillman will be on display through October 27. There will be a reception and gallery talk by the guest curator, James M. Wechsler, on August 4 from 5-7 p.m. Located at 830 SpringsFireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. RATIO GALLERY – “Ever-Changing Visions of the Real.” The exhibition will be on display through September 3. Located at 10 Bell Street, Bellport. 631286-4020. REMSENBURG ACADEMY – “Heavenly Revolutions: a Resonance of the Rocks and Stars” by Ian Farrell will be on display through August 5. Located at 130 South County Road, Remsenburg. 631-325-2249.

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The exhibition of sculptures and paintings will be on display through August 5. Located at 120 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. 631-702-2306. SPANIERMAN GALLERY – Paintings by Dan Christensen and sculpture by Elaine Grove will be on display through August 6. “Modern Masters,” an exhibition featuring paintings, prints and works on paper will be on display through September 6. Located at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SOLAR – “Astolfo Funes: Mala Vida” will be on display through August 13. Located at 44 Davids Lane, East Hampton. 631-907-8422. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Jewels of the Garden,” a retrospective photography exhibit will be on display through August 14. Located at 66 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. VERED GALLERY – “Andy Warhol: Unique Works” will be on display through August 20. In gallery two there are new paintings, sculpture and photography by

Milton Avery, Steven Klein, Ross Bleckner, Willem de Kooning, David Hockney, Pablo Picasso, Sam Francis, Tom Wesselman, Jean Dubuffet and many others. The gallery is open Sunday through Friday from 11 a.m.-8 p.m. and Saturday from 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place Passage, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. WALK TALL GALLERY – The works of Walter Us and Miroslav Antic are on display. Located at 62 Park Place in East Hampton. 631-324-9776. WATER MILL MUSEUM – Showing Anthony Lombardo’s new fine art photographs through August 20. Located at 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-7264625. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – “A Passion for Motorcycles.” A show of vintage era motorcycles and motorcycles racing captured in Bronze and on Canvas. There will be a garden reception on August 4 from 5-8 p.m. The show will be on display through September 12. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor 631-725-0097.


ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – Barbara Pintauro-Lobosco’s Color Works will be on view from August 3 through August 16. There will be an Artist’s reception on August 4 from 5-7 p.m. Located at 41 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. RVS GALLERY – Artist Renee Niklan unveils the “Secrets of an Envelope.” Runs through August 5. Located at 20 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-8546. SALOMON CONTEMPORARY WAREHOUSE – “Sex and Sensuality.” There will be a reception for the artists on August 4 from 6-8 p.m. The exhibit will be on view through Labor Day. Located at 6 Plank Road, Unit 3 in East Hampton. 917-617-0828. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – “Time and Place.”


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Passageway to Pergola Charlie Baker of Baker Exteriors is studying at the New York Botanical Garden for his degree in landscape design. He has projects in Greenwich Conn., Southampton and Shelter Island. He also cites his childhood as inspiration for his company. Charlie grew up helping his mother, acclaimed landscape designer Martha Baker, with their Shelter Island property, and quickly developed a taste for integrating surrounding areas with plant material. For Charlie, having an area appear as though itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s grown comfortably out of the ground looks best - a successful project will look effortless, although any gardener knows what a sham that is. For his motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Deering Harbor property on Shelter Island, Charlie designed a pergola, which beautifully showcases his aesthetic. For columns on the structure, Charlie used dried Locust. He recommends the plant for its sturdiness. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Long Island is a great location for Pergolas. There are amazing sources of drift wood here,â&#x20AC;? says Charlie. If your home is near the sea, driftwood is an excellent source material, as it will look like it belongs on your property. There are many varieties of pergolas. Pergolas harken back to grand masonry structures of the Italian Renaissance. The term pergola now includes wooden structures, but if you prefer a more substantial structure, you can have marble or stone columns. On the other end of the spectrum, if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like some sort of enclosure, or shaded area on your property but not something as large as a pergola, you can opt for an arbor, which is a shaded sitting area. It is generally

smaller than a pergola, but can be as large as you like. If you want to cheat and not wait for climbers to create the shade, a simple canvas can provide nice shade; try the material sails are made of. They are weather resistant and very durable. A trellis is usually made of interwoven wood pieces and is attached to the side of your house, so for a bit of respite on a hot, sunny afternoon, this structure is also an option. Pergolas can connect pavilions, or they can lead one to features such as gardens, pools, or terraces, or they can be an entirely free-standing structure the length of a walkway. Early Renaissance gardens often had â&#x20AC;&#x153;naturalâ&#x20AC;? pergolas, less severe than high Italian Renaissance grandiosity, which were often formed with willow or hazel shoots bound together at the heads to form a series of arches. The passageway was cool and provided moderate covering from showers and also provided privacy in teeming households. The fastest and easiest to maintain climber for your pergola is wisteria. However, it will take around five years to flesh out. Trumpet vine is delicate, but for the ambitious homeowner, this plant produces rewarding blossoms. Climbing hydrangea and grapevine are also possible climbers to choose from. For the path alongside the pergola, Charlie recommends planting perennials, such as lavender, which like the salt air. Seaside air discourages permafrost making a happier environment for some plants, thus a

garden close to watersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; edge can be very successful. Charlie chose recycled brick for the pathway on his pergola, as it has a â&#x20AC;&#x153;good, old look to it.â&#x20AC;? If bricks are laid on uneven turf, for example on sandy soil, a nice, subtly warped pathway will enchant wanderers; think of happening upon a 19th century English garden. Pergolas are a great addition to garden parties. By stringing medium to large size outdoor (white) lights along the structure of the pergola, romantic illumination is immediately in place. I like solar string lights. You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to bother with complicated circuits and extension chords. A string of 28 bulbs is $119.95 at Just make sure the bulbs get enough light during the day that they light up your pergola by night! Charlie built the entrance to the pergola with found driftwood. It is the focal point of the structure, as the warped wood mingles together to create a perfectly crafted, functional gate. To make your own gate, you can have one custom built, or try your hand at designing your own with found wood. Gardens and garden structures can be wonderful sources of imaginative play for children and a sort of fantasy refuge for adults. When designing your pergola, be inventive with materials and plants and fulfill your garden fantasies with this structure. Charlie Baker can be contacted at â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Lily Betjeman







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The Coastal Research and Education Society of Long Island was founded in 1996 by marine mammal scientists, environmental scientists and experts in education and conservation. Once again this summer, CRESLI will be hosting its annual whale watching and pelagic bird watching event from August 14-16. The journey will take its passengers all the way to the edge of the continental shelf, the Great South Channel and the Gulf Stream. The ship, the King Wayne, will leave for its 51-hour trip from the Viking Fleet Dock in Montauk at 7:00 p.m. and return two days later at 10:30 p.m. As the trip is usually very popular and viewed as a vacation for most Montauk residents, tickets are very tough to purchase. This year, the King Wayne will be harboring a maximum of 70 passengers. The ship can fit 220 passengers including crewmembers, researchers, sailors and its captain. The sleeping accommodations are what is expected of a 140-foot long ship. Open bunks can be found on the lower decks. Sleeping bags are strongly suggested, as the bunks are not nearly as comfortable as your bed at home. If weather permits, the passengers may sleep on deck. Great food can be purchased on the boat, however you are allowed to and encouraged to bring your own food on the trip. The ship is very comfortable, offering many activities to do and places to go, which will make you feel welcome and at home. The vessel has a full gallery and a gift shop inside so that its guests can shop during their 51-hour trip. It also offers a large seated cabin, which can fit about 220 passengers, an observation deck, which seats about 100 passengers and a television which can be used for watching movies and videos, but not for cable TV. A public

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address system is also present on the boat to make lectures during the whale watching much easier for the listener. Although the primary reason for the whalewatching trip is to see the great creatures that live under the sea in the Atlantic, the trip will also have a fair amount of pelagic bird watching. The trip will be lead by the president of CRESLI, Dr. Arthur Kopelman. Accompanying Kopelman for his assistance will be researchers from Whale Center of New England and Angus Wilson, a pelagic bird specialist. The diverse waters of Long Island hold many different species of whales and different sea creatures. According to CRESLI’s website, sightings of minke whales, humpback whales, finbacks, sea whales, sperm whales, pilot whales, bluefin and yellowfin, bigeye

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Health, Beauty & Fitness Ketch 22 I was eight-years-old and in charge of controlling the sail. It was my first day on the water. Another boy sat at the stern, tiller in hand, skippering the small Sunfish. He’d been sailing since the summer before (clearly an expert in my book) so he was given the responsibility of commanding where we went and how fast we got there. He told me to haul in the line, so I did. We picked up speed. I was ecstatic, we were actually sailing. The small boat cut through the water and the wind blew through my hair, then suddenly we slammed into the portside of another Sunfish and tore her sail in two. Beside my skipper’s pride, no one was injured, the school covered the repairs, and we all learned a valuable lesson: Don’t hit anything! Clearly, we weren’t prepared to man the small sailboat alone. I have no idea why they thought we were, but many years later, I still see countless people who aren’t suitably prepared to man their thirty-foot sailboats, yet alone a Sunfish. Generally they can be seen stuck on a sandbar waiting for high tide or using their feet as makeshift bumpers when docking. The pleasure of sailing is directly proportional to the skill of the crew and skipper of the vessel. If you are planning on crewing or skippering, it is imperative that you take lessons before you do anything. You’re welcome to go aboard as a passenger, but before you pick up a line or stand at the helm lessons are in order. Sailing can be as painstakingly detailed as fly-fishing, but don’t let that frighten you. It’s not crucial you sound like an old salt the moment you step foot in the cockpit of a sailboat. Don’t get bogged down with nautical terminology. Learning to sail is sometimes diffi-

cult enough without having to memorize an entirely new language at the same time. Get acquainted with a few general terms that have no common language alternatives. The mainsail, jib, centerboard, and rudder should be memorized, but referring to starboard and port instead of right and left is not crucial on your first day. Proper training is the key to proper sailing. Training doesn’t end at learning the fundamentals of sailing, though. Safety, boating regulations and navigation are equally important facets of a seafaring

adventure. To ensure you learn all essential aspects of water safety and sport, you should enroll at a respected educational facility. Contact the American Sailing Association to find reputable ones. If you’ve never been sailing and are looking to get into the sport, it makes a lot more sense to take lessons or spend time with someone who knows how to sail well, before you purchase a boat. Another option is to hire a fully crewed charter boat and get the feel for sailing. It is a great way to study well-trained professionals at work, as well as enjoy a beautiful day on the water. When you are ready (after speaking to friends and professionals and taking lessons) to buy your first sailboat, remember your boat should reflect your skill not your bankbook. Don’t buy the biggest sloop you see. Most sailboats are designed for specific types of sailing from day sailing, to racing, to transatlantic travel. The Sunfish as well as the Hunter 140 are great beginner boats. Smaller boats are usually easy to handle, perfect for one or two people and comparatively inexpensive. Used boats are also an option, but like anything, do your research, make sure it floats and it isn’t going to end up costing you more than a new one in the long run. Sailing is an amazing experience – a perfect balance of technology, knowledge and nature. But it isn’t for everyone, although too many people find that out after the fact. So before you run out and buy a boat please take the proper steps to ensure your sailing experience is as pleasant and flawless as possible. Do your research, become educated in all aspects of sailing and for goodness sakes don’t hit anything.

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Health, Beauty & Fitness If you’ve read any of my previous updates on the progress I’ve made since I started working out with Kevin Keyser at Gym Hampton, you know that I’ve seen both physical and psychological results that I could never have achieved by working out on my own. Not only have I lost inches and pounds but I am also happier and more self-confident, which is not always guaranteed when you hire a personal trainer. I’ve heard of instances when personal trainers don’t personalize fitness programs, goals aren’t met, personalities just don’t click and overall, clients see no significant changes in body or mind and have a flat out unsatisfying experience. But working out at Gym Hampton works because their expert staff makes it

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their goal to provide clients with a program specifically designed for their health and fitness needs, no matter the client’s background or fitness level. Besides their expertise in bodybuilding and body sculpting, the staff at Gym Hampton is also knowledgeable in functional fitness training – a style of exercise that focuses on building “functional” muscles that play a significant role in life’s daily activities. The personal trainers at Gym Hampton can create a routine that combines movement patterns focusing on bodyweight and core concentration that allows the body to move as one whole unit versus breaking down body parts. This style of training integrates different planes of motion, so the body is not just moving forward but also backward, right and left, which will improve one’s balance and agility. The trainers at Gym Hampton are also skilled in sport specific training. For example, if you are an avid tennis player, a trainer at the facility will tailor a routine geared towards strengthening key muscles used in that particular sport. These custom designed programs help athletes to develop and maintain strength that will boost their performance. During my personal training sessions I’ve seen many clients with advanced fitness levels come to Gym Hampton because the trainers there specialize in bringing out maximum results in even the most advanced athletes and fitness enthusiasts. If you prefer to spend your time in the Hamptons relaxing on the beach instead of in the gym, the personal trainers at Gym Hampton are readily available in New York City as well. A certified personal trainer will travel to your building or facility for training sessions.

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Car Yoga Sometimes life is just so fabulous, you have to throw your arms up in the air, jump up and down, and shout â&#x20AC;&#x153;Whoo hooâ&#x20AC;? from the depths of your stomach. Sometimes the music just keeps playing, so you just keep dancing. Sometimes you feel yourself sparkling as the cameras flash, and you think, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I am really on top of the worldâ&#x20AC;?. These times are meant to be savored, particularly because they are all too often followed by a morning in which your feet throb, your headaches, and your voice croaks out of your throat like a frog seeking a fresher lily pad. My life took such a journey last weekend, when two of my best friends got married to each other. It was absolutely amazing to see them kiss at the altar, take the first dance, and drive off in a car donned with freshly chugged beer cans (who better to chug them than their dearest friends?). It was a wedding weekend extravaganza, and we did not hold back. We partied into the wee small hours after the intimate rehearsal dinner, and then the night before the wedding brought all sorts of old friends together around a raucous campfire. The wedding night lasted straight into the morning after. We

were partying like rock stars, like college kids, like ourselves (six years ago). We kissed other friends goodbye, but a select few lingered until the last possible moment. By the time I was packing up my car with the stained remains of my bridesmaidâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dress and the crumpled figures of two of my friends, I was a mere shadow of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;classy ladyâ&#x20AC;? as one guest called me â&#x20AC;&#x201C; that I had been the night before. No, at this point, in sweats and diamonds, I was the wedding hangover incarnated. I was driving halfway back to the Hamptons with my two friends, and then I had to leave them in the city to make the rest of the journey alone. By the time we left the site of the wedding, it was almost dusk, and I knew it would be a long ride. Luckily, my friend Guiche volunteered to drive the first leg of the trip. This was a major feat, seeing as how olâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; reliable Colman was drooling on my backseat and not poised enough to make any sort of heroic move. However, I am convinced that those two hours that Guiche sat behind the wheel saved my life. I thought about the best possible way to use this time to restore my energy and ensure a safe journey back to the East End. And, tempting as it was, I knew a nap with my neck all crooked and my legs all cramped would not be all that restful. So instead, I went for a more invigorating choice â&#x20AC;&#x201C; car yoga. The first thing I did was I stuck my legs straight up in the air and placed my feet on the roof of the car. I pressed into the roof with the bottoms of my feet and let the energy coarse through the backs of my legs. It was much like a sitting forward bend, only it was almost better in some ways. It helped keep my feet flexed and the energy moving outward through the bottoms of my feet.

Then, I turned around in shotgun (this while weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re doing 80 on the LIE, of course). I was on my knees in the front seat and began to lean back, opening up the fronts of my thighs in a modified camel pose. My chest opened and my arms went up through the sunroof. I felt my heart opening, and my hunched-over shoulders began to awaken, the shoulder blades rolling down my back. I came back to sit and rolled my knees over to the left side while I twisted my body to the right, allowing the toxins to squeeze out of my organs. Then I twisted the other way, wringing out all the alcohol and caffeine

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Health, Beauty & Fitness Got Sugar? Sugar is an addictive substance. Let me write that again: Sugar IS an addictive substance. The nature of addiction is two-fold. First, when you consume a small amount of sugar your desire for more is sparked. Additionally, quitting sugar results in withdrawl that may include headaches, mood swings, fatigue and cravings. Still not convinced? Join me for an exercise. Think back to your childhood. Remember a sunny day, getting off the bus after school or post-dinner at a family gathering. Recall your favorite dessert or comfort food. Can you visualize it? Remember the texture and smell? Think of eating it. Sit with this for a few moments. Can you taste the food? Are you craving it? Is your mouth watering? Is the nostalgia of these events associated with this food? This is the addictive nature of sugar – one of the most prevalant and damaging substances in the American diet. Refined sugar first hit America in 1689. Within ten years, the average US resident was ingesting four pounds of the white stuff a year. Currently, the average is a whopping 150 pounds per person a year! This figure includes children. Also, remember that some people have cut out refined sugars from diets, meaning that there are individuals consuming far greater amounts. So why should you care if you or your child has a sugar addiction? Refined sugar is a deficient food. Instead of providing nutrition to the body – as is the purpose of eating – it depletes resources because it is difficult to digest. Without its own vitamins, minerals and fiber, the body must replace these storages to absorb the sucrose properly. Aside from the empty

calories that accompany sugar (linking it to weight gain), there is also the damage it does to teeth, the nutrient depletion it evokes and the changes in brain function it causes. Let us consider two major public health crises in America – Hypoglycemia and Type II Diabetes. Hypoglycemia is a disease where the body is unable to maintain proper blood sugar levels. In poor diets with excessive sugar consumption, blood sugar levels will rapidly spike (resulting in hyperactivty and nervouse

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tension) and soon drop to abnormally low levels (sparking symptoms such as faintness, anxiety, and dizziness). This abnormal up and down process is thought to trigger Type II Diabetes. In this disease, the body’s cells are unresponsive to pancreatic-produced insulin, a regulator that allows glucose (broken down sugar) to be used as fuel. Diabetes is the sixth leading cause of death in the United States. Sadly, this figure is sure to grow given current estimates that one in three children born today will develop Type II Diabetes. Think you may be addicted to sugar? Whether you want to lower your consumption or ban the white stuff all together, there are some basic steps you can take to kicking your habit. Be honest about your addiction – One of the classic symptoms of addiction is the hiding of tendencies. Just like a drug addict will use in private or deny the problem, a sugar addict will often eat privately or under report his consumption. Take a day and look at all the labels on the foods you eat, noticing sugar under all its names (like corn syrup, fructose, maltose, and dextrose). Remove hidden storehouses of candy and sweets, such as in desk drawers or car compartments. Essentially, know what you are eating and own that knowledge. Increase your consumption of sweet and green leafy vegetables – If you begin to eat more sweet potatoes, beets, carrots and onions, your sweetness desire may be satisfied in a more productive, nutritious way. Notice how a dinner with these items will not need to be followed by dessert. Upping the green leafy vegetables, such as kale and spinach, will help replace the nutrients that sugar has stripped from your body. Keep that water bottle close – Plain and simple, Americans are dehydrated. Very often, individuals will confuse urges for liquid with hunger. Feeling that pang and want to reach for a candy bar or other convenience food? Allow yourself to drink eight ounces of water, wait twenty minutes or so and then re-evaluate to see if you are still hungry. Use natural alternatives – Artificial sweetners are not the answer. New versions are constantly introduced and because they are derived from chemicals, the safety of these substances is questionable. Sweetners like honey, maple syrup, barely malt, molasses, and date sugar may be more or less sweet than sugar, but little processing allows nutrients to remain and, because they are whole foods, the body processes them more slowly, thereby eliminating the extreme up and downs in blood sugar, leaving you satisfied longer. – Elizabeth Geras


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As we move to the middle of summer, realtors pull out all the stops in order to take advantage of the short time left when visitors flood the East End gates. House tours, fundraisers and open house events take place throughout the East End. This past week in Sag Harbor, the Corcoran Group partnered with Miracle House, an organization that provides housing for families near city hospitals when in need, to raise money for their cause. This lavish event was promoted by actress Joan Allen and the luxurious Mondrian Resort in South Beach, Florida. The event promoted the 342unit waterfront location out of the bustle of famous South Beach that features the Auga Spa, state of the art fitness equipment, chic event spaces and a 40 slip marine with a private dock master. The project designed by innovative Dutch designer Marcel Wanders will be completed in December 2007. Resorts such as these are many times showcased in the Hamptons keeping in mind the exodus of the East End snowbirds. Many summer Hamptonites find their way south or to the Caribbean each winter as the weather chills here in the north. Cocktails were served on the bay and an auction commenced on the lawn raising thousands for Miracle House. Gerry Logue another principle host of the event who offered his beautiful Sag Harbor waterfront as a venue, also has another waterfront location in Sag Harbor that is currently on the market. Gioia DiPaolo of the Corcoran Group in Sag Harbor has listed the two-story traditional with a private deepwater dock in the back yard at $2,995,000. This newly constructed bay front on nearly an acre is 3,500 sq. ft. and has 5 bedrooms,

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4.5 baths and two fireplaces. The pool overlooks the bay. The Designer Showhouse held their annual gala on Ocean Road in Bridgehampton on the same evening. The 2007 Idea House is also getting underway in Amagansett this season. West of the canal realtors are hopping as well listing and selling many impressive estates. Exclusive properties in both Remsenburg and Quogue have recently entered the market. The Starr estate in the coveted hamlet of Remsenburg has listed at

$13.5 million. This 8,500 sq. ft. Mediterranean Villa is set on almost three acres and was built with Tuscany in mind. It has 5 bedrooms, 7 baths, two gazebos, an oversized granite pool, pool house and 175 feet of bulk heading with deepwater dock. Four of the bedrooms are suites and its grand foyer opens to a dramatic staircase. The open air and outdoor spaces lend to its European flair. The home is listed with Norma Reynolds, Sothebyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s International Realty in Westhampton Beach. And, one of the East Endâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most well-known and historic estates has also entered the market. The 103-year-old Meadowcroft mansion is now listed for sale. In 2004 the estate in Quiogue celebrated its 100th birthday and a book titled Meadowcroft, commemorating the estate was simultaneously released. This 10,000 sq. ft. home was designed by famed architect Wilson Eyre and was built in the true tradition of grand Hamptons living. The magnificent mansion has seven bedrooms and seven fireplaces and has also been a past Designer Showhouse. The back lawn opens from a spreading covered porch running nearly the length of the entire structure. There are fans from the porch ceiling and built-in seating giving the feel of both indoors and out. There is a 57-foot pool that sits flat on the lawn looking out to the bay and the propertyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 640 ft. of waterfront. There is a private dock, a guest cottage, tennis court and four-car garage. This rare opportunity to own oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own piece of East End history is available through Brown Harris Stevens in West Hampton Beach and is priced at $12.9 million. You can reach Diane at

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Letters GOOD PEOPLE Dear Dan, Thank you so much for covering our event, Artists Against Abuse, in your photo pages, and also for the wonderful article written by Sabrina Mashburn about the Retreat. We truly appreciate all you have done over the years to support our work with victims of domestic violence and their children; the exposure in Dan’s Papers only serves to increase awareness of this community issue and enables those in need of our services to reach out for assistance. Warmest Regards, Tracey A. Lutz Executive Director Via e-mail SPEEDY GREEN Dear Dan, In reference to your article last week “Josh May Turn Green,” I would like to expand just a tiny bit on the beginning of the third paragraph. It reads, “Before he (the architect) started building, he met with Corrin Arasa, an Event Planner, etc.” In fact, the architect met for the first time, Corrin (a remarkable lady) about 5 weeks before the opening of the Green House Event. Consequently, the entire staff of the architect and his contractors whipped into a frenzy of activity to design and build the house in record time. The architect would appreciate receiving full credit for this phenomenal feat. Thank you, Edvin Karl Stromsten Architect East Hampton Via e-mail So Noted. – DR HOT CAKES Dear Dan, “Hillary and Bill Will Fundraise in the Hamptons” (TJ Clemente – July 20) reminds me that most ordinary New Yorkers including myself will be unable to afford the price of admission to attend the upcoming, Ms. Hillary Clinton for President fundraisers coming to the Hamptons. These will be another in the

series of Clinton big bucks political trifectas held over the past few years. These events remind me of people placing their bets to win, place or show at the racetrack. After all, if you want a piece of the action, you have to be in it to win it! First, there will be the bronze at $250 per person. Second, there will be the silver for patrons at $500. Third, will be the gold at $1,000. There is also a super gold later this summer for $4,600, which is the maximum individual contribution, allowed under federal campaign finance laws. No matter what you will pay for your ticket to be with the Clinton’s, everyone will get to chow down in style. This is just one of many events held by Clinton for the usual crowd of lobbyists, trial lawyers, Hollywood celebrities, real-estate tycoons, special interest groups and millionaires. Just how much money is enough? Clinton has already raised over $40 million dollars to date! Seems like Clinton enjoys raising money from the usual “Pay for Play” crowds looking for a return to future White House access. At these prices, ordinary working or middle class people will be hard to come by except in the kitchen or serving. I can’t afford the price of a ticket, but would be willing to park limousines or bus tables. What was that tired old refrain about the Democratic Party being the friend of the little working class people and those nasty greedy old Republicans being a party of the wealthy big buck special interest fat cats? With President Hillary Clinton, you can have two Clinton’s in the White House for the price of one! What a bargain! Do we really want the opportunity to rotate the Bush-Clinton White House dynasty once again? I can just imagine President Hillary Clinton hosting a reception with foreign dignitaries. She will need a special Secret Service detail (perhaps code name “Keep it in your pants”) to keep watch on the roving eyes of First Man Bill as he entertains the wives of all the heads of state in another room. Yes, the good times in the White House will roll again while taxpayers get fleeced! Sincerely, Larry Penner Great Neck, NY Via e-mail At one fundraiser, it’s $100 for a pancake, another $100 for the maple syrup. – DR

e-mail Dan at DON’T KNOCK THE COPS Dear Dan, It seems to me that there is a lot of “police bashing” going on lately in Quogue! As someone who does not live in Quogue, but spends a lot of time in the town, I feel the police are doing a wonderful job. I think their job is made more difficult due to the “well heeled” who live in the area and have made the mistake of thinking that they are above the law! However, I also believe that if someone came a-knocking uninvited in the middle of the night, you would all be very happy to see a Quogue Police Officer at your door! I think my message to all the anti-police people out there is thisbe careful what you wish for- you might just get it! I applaud all the Police Officers in Quogue, and everywhere else who do their jobs well and keep all of us safe. How about an article about how much we appreciate our police? Now that’s worth writing about! Sincerely, Anonymous Via e-mail We feel the same way as you do. In the case of the Quogue Police, only about half do by our count. – DR AMAZING ART Dear Dan, I enjoyed meeting you on Saturday at your exhibit. You are this centuries James Thurber, as you each have a sly but gentle gift for revealing the absurd. I hope you publish a Thurber Carnival type of book that includes some of your funniest articles along with the drawings. One of my favorite less recent articles had to do with the posting of the “Coastal Evacuation Route” signs. Now that I have dolled out well-deserved praise. I must tell you that I have encountered a troublesome snag with the recent Writers and Artist listing in Hampton Style. Again, thanks for the current listing about my print show, and the listings you so generously give to many artist friends and galleries. Blessings, Judy Rey Wasserman Founder & Artist UnGraven Image Southampton

Police Blotter Caught For A Second Time A woman from Montauk was seen by police driving with a flat tire. Police pulled the vehicle over and advised the woman to be extra careful and get the tire fixed. Later, they pulled the woman over for speeding. Police sensed trouble and gave the woman a sobriety test, which she failed. While getting arrested, she reportedly couldn’t believe she was stupid enough to get pulled over a second time. * * * Breadman A bread delivery truck driver reported to police that somebody threw a brick through a window of a restaurant in East Hampton and shattered it. The owners of the restaurant also noticed that $20 was missing from the register. The doughboy felt a little sour and stale after he reported the incident and said that at first he thought the brick was a baguette. According to the bread guy, “These crimes are leavening…I mean, rising.” * * * Playing Chicken A man in East Hampton was arrested by police for drunk driving when he forced a squad car off the road by driving directly at it on the wrong side of the road. When police arrested the man he was quoted saying,

“You can arrest me, but I still beat you at chicken!” * * * Lipstick A public bathroom in Montauk was marked with random drawings made by women’s lipstick. Police that have looked into the incident are baffled. One theory to the crime, however, is that a drag queen with really bad aim used the bathroom. * * * Stolen Surfboard A surfer dude left his car to check the waves in Amagansett and when he returned, his surfboard was gone. He made a police report and then began to sob. When police told him everything was going to be okay, he explained to them that the surf that day was “really good” and he can’t believe that he is going to miss it. * * * Dead Birds A man in Springs reported to police that on two separate occasions, two birds were found dead on his property – one in his backyard and one in his front yard. Police filled out a report for the man and then advised him to take away his son’s BB gun. * * * Sag Harbor Bikes Two bikes were stolen from a boat in Sag Harbor.

Police that investigated the incident also noticed that a dinghy from the boat had washed up to shore. Police have concluded that thieves took the two bikes and placed them onto the dinghy, then rowed to shore and made off with the bikes. It is either that or the dinghy accidentally fell off the boat and the thieves had E.T. with them when they committed the crime. * * * Undercover Four employees of four different restaurants were arrested by police in Southampton after a sting operation was set up to catch alcohol being served to minors. The arrests were all caught on camera, and afterwards, they had a little chat with Date Line’s Chris Hanson. * * * What An Idiot Police arrested a man in Southampton twice in two days. Police arrested him once on Friday, when he was in possession of marijuana and trespassing. Police found him hiding in his mother’s house after he had broken windows and doors at the residence. On the second day, he was arrested for forging checks and cashing them. On the third day, well, on the third day, the man was in jail. – Written and Compiled by David Lion Rattiner

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Beauty/Health/Fitness Ananas Spa located in Village of Southampton has an opening for a full time year round licensed Nail Technician. $500 sign on bonus. Please call Renate or Melinda at 631-287-9099. Hairdresser Wanted. Busy shop. Flexible hours. 631-749-4293

Building Trades/Labor ALARM TECHNICIAN/ ALARM INSTALLERS Full time. Good pay and benefits including paid vacation and sick time, health benefits and retirement plan. Minimum 3 years experience. Call Bob 631-537-7600, extension 150. High end cabinet furniture workshop seeks cabinet maker and assistant 631-283-1211 MECHANIC - SWIMMING POOL - TOP PAY: 3 years of experience in pool maintenance and repair, summerization and winterization. Gunite pool knowledge a plus. LOCATED IN HAMPTON BAYS. Positions can be full time or seasonal. Full Time-Year round positions qualify for 401K and benefit package. J. Tortorella Swimming Pools, Inc. 631- 728-8000 Swimming Pool service crews needed. Excellent salary. Weekly maintenance. Experienced preferred, but we will train. Call Prestige Pools. 631-325-8929


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EMPLOYMENT Domestic Hamptons Domestic Services NY Licensed & Bonded â&#x20AC;&#x153;We bring the caring homeâ&#x20AC;? Companion/Caregivers to elderly, live-in, hourly, overnight. Housekeepers, and much, much more. Call for free brochure 631-723-3267 631-921-3933 Housekeeper 25 hours per week. Clean house, laundry, good organizer. East Hampton. English required. (631)329-2976 Housekeeper Wanted Fridays through Sundays Live-in / Live-out Must Speak English Reff erences & Driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s License Required Southampton 917-923-0829

Driver/Delivery Busy taxi service. Part time/ full time available. AM and PM shifts. Must have New York State Claass E license. EOE.

Food/Beverage Almond/ Almondito restaurants seeking experienced line cooks. Contact Jason at or call (631)537-8885 GENERAL MANAGER Experience required. Position available Sept. 1. PAINTERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S RESTAURANT 416 South Country Rd. Brookhaven Call or e-mail Steve 917-922-22619

Hamptons upscale event planner, restaurant and lounge seeks experienced hard working and enthusiastic Administrative assistant Chef, kitchen staff, porters, bartenders, cocktailers, barbacks waiitstaff Serious minded individuals only need apply Send resume to michael@

General Apotex is looking for CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS To Work Monday - Friday F/T or P/T Please call 780-708-0142 BASKETBALL: Looking for trained, motivated basketball athlete to work with our 13 year old to increase her player development. August 6-10 & August 27-31; Weekends thereafter in Sag Harbor. References required. Call Ken 917-726-3924 EXPERIENCED DOG GROOMER necessary for busy Hamptons salon. Salary and benefitts negotiable. The Classy Canine (631)283-1306

Prvate school in Westhampton Area Please fax resumes 631-325-1268 or call 631-288-4658

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RESTAURANT HELP for private club Line cooks, waitstaff, bartenders, dishwashers Experience a plus! Competitive Pay Ferry reimbursement 631-749-0625 x 17

General Heavy Duty Inspector for diesel trucks. Must be licensed. 27 AUTO CIRCLE . 1535 County Rd. 39, Southampton. 631-283-9016 631-988-3791

HELP WANTE D Trim/Finish Carpenter needed for local Hamptons Builder All levels of experiene welcome. Pay commensurate with experience.

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Part Time Front Desk Position Available at Medical Office. Heavy phone. Must be able to Landscapers: Good job, good pay, good people for experienced type well and use computers. landscape work. Waterstone Inc. Experience helpful. Tuesday Thursday. Must work two 631-283-5747 Saturdays a Month. Please call 631-725-2112 #0 or fax resume Management/Prof. to 631-725-7180 Southampton Construction Management Firm Seeking Strong Individuals For Project Management & Jobsite Supervision Positions. Must Have Excellent Organizational Skills; Benefits, Competitive Salary, Retirement. Email resume to:

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MODELS WANTED Acclaimed Fine Arts Photographer seeks female models for new project. $25 Hr. 631-725-02202 Naturopathica Holistic Health LLC, a nationally recognized and respected spa, skincare and herbal remedy company is seeking a highly motivated customer service representative. We offer unlimited opportunity for personal and professional growth with a company that is growing rapidly. Applicants must demonstrate high level of personal character, excellent communication and sales skills. Medical benefits, 401K available. Please email resumes to gail@ or fax to 631-267-2693



Models Wanted

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Teacher, Foreign language Spanish and/ or French Pre k-6


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Admin/Asst. P/T, possible F/T Busy technology company. QuickBooks, Outlook knowledge preferred, motivation required!! (631)563-2000 x11 GRAPHIC DESIGNER/ OFFICE SHARE: Established Southampton based Mac equipped Design Firm to share office with qualified Graphic Designer. Resume, portfolio, references required. Free lance opportunity for the right candidate. Respond to:

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OPPORTUNITIES Tumi, the leader in luxury travel & accessories, seeks retail individuals for our new East Hampton, Long Island location. We have opportunities available for Store Managers, Assistant Managers & Sales Associates. These opportunities are for individuals with related luxury retail experience, good sales presentation & superior customer service skills. We offer competitive compensation, including bonus opportunity & a comprehensive benefits package. Please e-mail resume with salary requirements, indicating position of interest, to Sherry Harry at: Tumi is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Receptionist, full time. Duties to include: Answering phones, taking messages, filing, copying, billing and collections, faxing and general office tasks. Knowledge of MS Excel and MS Office a must! Fax resumes to 631-614-3948 or call 631-537-8898 x117, or email

Swimming pools 35- year firm has customer service position available. Challenging and diverse duties. Individual needed with strong customer service skills, ability to interact with all companies departments. Heavy phones, heavy computer. Full-time year round. Overtime required, benefits. Call 631-283-4884, fax 631-283-4893 attn. Glenn, e-mail: or apply in person 3-5 Kazdin Pools, 833 County Rd 39, Southampton.

Part-Time Jobs Ananas Spa located in Village of Southampton has an opening for a part time Receptionist. Experience preferred, and computer skills necessary. Please contact Renata at 631-287-9099

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URBAN ARCHAEOLOGY A high-end retailer specializing in lighting, bath accessories, tile, and stone iss seeking a Showroom Assistant to support our showroom in Bridgehampton.

Sales Full-Time Sales Assistant wanted for luxury lifestyle magazine based in East Hampton. Candidate must be organized, personable, energetic and preferably to have had past sales experience and should be proficient in MS Office. Compensation is to include base plus commission and benefits. Please email resume to

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Merchandise for Sale

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2 stunning Persian rugs. 10 x 14 Kashan $5,000. 8 x 10 Tabriz $4,000. Mint condition. Must see. 505-570-0788

housewatching Transportation available 25 YRS EXPERIENCE Many Excellent references Call Patti (631)848-8794

We are looking for an organ n ized, computer literate assistant with great multi-tasking abilities. A background in interior desiggn and an enthusiasm for the industry is a plus. This position offers benefits, competitive pay, an n d growth potential. Please email resume and cover letter to:careers@, or fax to Kali at 212.925.3917

Sales A SALES ASSOCIATE is wanted for H i l d r e t h' s

LOOKING FOR: FULL-TIME PART-TIME OR CONSULTING WORK Real Estate. Brokers and assistants. Great opportunity ntact Simon for growth. Con at 917-822-6652 in confidence.

TELEMARKETING Part time Appointment setter for credit card p rocessor. Convenient location next to Southampton Railroad station.

in Southampton. Work in Housewares, Bed, and Bath. FT/ YR, Benefits, Competitive pay. Please fax resume to David at 631-204-9363 or call 631-283-2300 Full time position at Main Beach Surf Shop and kids shop. Lars 516-313-9010


Must have good telephone skills and the ability to set appointmentt s with retail merchants and restaurants. $12- $14 per hour plus bonuses (631)259-3987

EXPERIENCED IN: *Project Management *Bookkeeeping *Inventory Control *Construction Management INTERESTED IN, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: *Estate Managemee nt *Personal Assistant *Residential Construction Please call Maria at: 631-487-3637 REGISTERED NURSE Seeking family who desires either day care or adult care in home this August in ex xchange for free housing and time to sight-see with 17 year old son. University of Michigan graduatt e. QUALITY REFERENCES (734)320-4703


Leaving Country. 100% pure silk Kashmiri Rug 9x12, hand knotted (400 plus knots per square inch), Cost $22,000, Best Offer. Chagall Poster Bay of Nice 1970 Signed by Chagall $7,000. Framed Antique Mirror 140 years old, 44” x 75” $12,000. Call 201-969-0087. P I A N O S New * Used * Rent to Own * Summer Rentals * CD Player Pianos * Expert Moving 631-726-4640 Rosenthal China: Fine Dinnerware, 24k gold trim. 115 piece set, service for twelve. Value $6000., asking $1900. 212-794-2029 Tires & Rims set of four 245-75R16 Bridgestone tires mounted on GMC aluminum mag rims. Used. $75 each 631-801-2205 Wood partners desk. Treat yourself for home or office. Beautiful piece of furniture. Cost $1,800 10 years ago. Call 631-324-5178. Ask for Frank.

Merchandise Wanted Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales •LAND AUCTION •


300 Props Must Be Sold! Low Down / E-Z Financing F ree Catalog 888-269-99150


Extraordinary Estate Sale. Open to public. Dealers and collectors welcome. August 3rd,4th, and 5th at 9 am. Bridgehampton School, Montauk Highway. 50 years of collecting from kitchen items to art to vintage clothing. Don’t miss it!




ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438

Jeep CJ7, 1977

631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP BMW convertible 02 A head turner! Cream puff, garaged, loaded including GPS. Very low mileage. This car is a winner! $26.990. 631-790-7792 631-447-7792 CA$H FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT (RV’s Boats transport or buy) Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J’S TOWING LIC. 516-383--4403 INS. Cannillo Motorsports, Ltd. Office 631-242-4414 Cellular 917-620-8158 Open Mon-Sat 10am-7pm Sun by Appp t Only 81 Ferrari 308GTS 9k 93 Porsche Amer Rdstr 82 Ferrari Mondial 96 BMW 850Ci 95 Mercedes SL500 97 BMW 740i

$36,500 $29,500 $24,500 $21,950 $13,950 $8,950

We buy cars and checkout our website for additional inventory and information! Chevrolet Tracker 2000. 4 door, 4 wheel drive. 130,000 miles. Runs great. $2,500. (516)449-4200

EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales Restoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic car. CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819 www.avenn

JOIN OUR TEAM! If you are looking for a career that makes a positive difference, GNC is the place for you! GNC is the leading specialty retailer of nutritional products. We continue to grow and offer many opportunities to the right people. We are currently seeking to fill Full-time Assistant Manager and Part-time Sales Associate positions in the Bridgehampton Commons.

Ford, 1957 Fairlane 500. 2 door hard-top, original everything, low mileage, beautiful condition, drive anywhere. $26,900 561-319-8964

Complete new drive train Body excellent $7500 Call Dave, evenings (631)749-7866 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited. 1997. 108,000 miles. Heated leather seats. Sunroof. Asking $4,950. (631)235-2391.

Landrover SE 1996 For Sale Price: $7,500 Miles: 71,437 White Exterior/ C ream Interior 4-ddoor 4x4 Landrover SE, Automatic, Power steering, AM/FM Stereo Radio, Cassette Player, Driver and Pass senger Air-bag, Reclining Seats. Leather Upholstery, Power Sunroof, Anti-Lock Braking System, Power S unroof in the front and back of vehicle, alloy wheels, rear defroster, carpeting, keyless entry, center arm rest. (212)690-8506 Mercedes Benz 560SL 1988 Red hard top convertible, leather interior. 45,000 miles. Excellent Condition! $10,000 OBO (917)821-3771 Mercedes, 1986, 560SL, red, 2 tops, 91K, rear seat, radar, CD. Mercedes purchase. $17,900 (631)728-1890 Mercury, 1951 Monterey. ORIGINAL CONDITION! Looks and drives like new. Staa ndard shift, radio works. Suicide doors. A REAL HEAD TURNER! $16,900 561-319-8964

We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653)

If you want to help others live their besst lives, join our team today.

F ree Removal of Unwanted Junk Vehicles. Fast Reliable Service at Your Convenience.

Please forward resume along with salary history to

631-728-8344 63 31-495-7299

Art/Art Services Paintings. Creative local landscapes by Bridgehampton artist Rocco Liccardi. Studio visits welcome. (631)537-3473

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Easy $200 per month. Part-time. Selling a chemical/ fragrance free Japanese exfoliator/ gel/ moisturizer. Just $29.50 for demo jar/ instructions. 631-283-6028. 9-5 Mon-Fri.

EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505

Make-up Masters PROFESSIONAL MAKE-UP ARTISTS THAT COME TO YOU 1-800-905-5187 Experts in alll areas of Make-up Artistry

Business Opportunities For Sale. Busy East End Beauty Salon. Well established, high volume turnkey. Call 516-729-8973 G rowing nutrition and weight loss company seeks motivated individuals to join our dynam mic sales force. Full/part time. P rofits are limitless! Jennifer Smith (631)495-0302 Southampton: Pottery/Art business for sale. Prominent, popular, store and studio with great opportunity for growth. Extensive client list and secure lease with low rent for Main St. location. Contact Liz at:

Catering / Chef Services

English teacher available for summer tutoring. NYS Certified, 10 yrs experience, excellent references. 631-909-1401 F rench Classes by Native Parisian Adults/ Children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais (631) 725-2128 Former ATP players with teaching experience offer exclusive TENNIS LESSONS IN THE HAMPTONS For children and adults of all ages and levels. Anton


Please call Sandesha at 954-326-9747.

Tired of waiting in line at Citerella and King Kullen? Trained chef who loves to cook, shop at the local farm stands is yours for the right price! Contact Chefjamin at 917-660-9488 or


Experienced reliable woman will clean home or office weekly or bi-weekly. House Watching, Openings//Closings Seasonal or Year-Round Based in Hampton Bays Good References Please call Michelle 631-255-88380

ALL SUFFOLK REPAIRS “The British Perfectionist”


Carpentry, Painting, Pictures, Mirrors Hung, Deck Repairs. P ressure Washing Most Int/Ext. Jobs. 631-525-2740

Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturalists On Staff.

Call Cheap Richard for the best prices on any handyman job.

26 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenance (631) 725-1249

Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 Maria, House Cleaning Service Reliable, good references, year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910 631-727-0862 Miriam’s Cleaning Service Residential & Commercial Excellent references Reasonable rates, reliable 20 Years + Experience 631-907-4457 631-875-2277

TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages Masters in Education Certified Teaching Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, party helper, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly 631-276-1568. 631-940-0393 Bonded & Insured.



A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & P rofessional Organizer Personal Service Experience Reliability (631) 725-2128

Personal Chef available for private dinner parties.


All interior / exterior improvement and d maintenance, power washing, stonework. Every House Needs A Handyman! 631-729-3953 - Office 631-714-0595 - Cell

Marine Sea Ray 1987 23 ft blue and white. Cuddy cabin. I/O motor. Canopy and cover. Dry docked yearly. Great condition $5,000. obo (718)614-2676

Massage Therapy Circulation Massage Therapy 4 Handed Massage, Deep Tissue, Swedish, Reiki. Also Kundalini & Reiki classes available. Call Kim 631-255-7741

Laundry Service Tiny Bubbles Commercial Laundry Service Couples, Four Hands, Therapeutic Pain Relief, Swedish, Sports, Shiatsu, Pre-Natal, Reflexology. Home Visits. 631-477-2006



7 - days, established 30 yrs

Native French Chef Masters in Culinary School. 4 star experience including Jean Georges. Here for s ummer. Available for your small to medium dinner party. Call Eric 631-885-1284


Cleaning & Restoration Services Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage. Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings. House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate. Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446

CLEANING PERSON EXPERIENCED Top notch! Will clean and take care of your home. G reat references, reaasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575

Macintosh Professional Consulting TECSoft / 631-267-0700 / Members: Apple Consultants Network / FileMaker Alliance Peconic PC 631-258-6827 PC Solutions & Support, Setups, WiFi, Repairs, Upgrades, Security. Home/ Business

Quality, craftsmanship, detail and 38 years experience. Great rates. Both forks. Call Peter 516-4556-4428

Home Decor NYC AWARD WINNING FLORAL DESIGNERS available for in-house floral decor and events. Personal service & excellent quality at reasonable prices. Please call (631) 256-6603 or email:

SAMPLE SALE below wholesale prices. F rom Monday August 6th to Su unday August 12th. 9:00am to 4:00pm


Small Business Computer Solutions & Training. Microsoft Consultants Specializing in Small Business Daatabases, Spreadsheets, & Mail Merges. 212-860-2056 NYC-Hamptons

Construction NEED A CONTRACTOR? Need Advice on your project? Large and small renovations. Call for a consultation: 631-475-2441

Handyman A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing and House Watching. No Job Too Small! 6331-728-8955

PILLOWS THROWS Sag Harbor Studio 187 Noyac Avenuee 917-826-2587 Off Noyac Road near C romer’s

Home Improvements I'll take care of all problems in your house! Interior/ Exterior; Carpentry; Roofing/ Siding; Tile Work;Windows/ Doors; Decks) Experienced; References. Gill 631-764 5522

Landscape/Garden LAWN SPRINKLERS AND SOD F ree Estimates Licensed & Insured 25+ Years Experience C redit cards (800)5 560-3191

F ree Pick Up & Drop Off! • Salons • B & B’s • Motels • Hotels • Spas • Massage • Private upscale • Restaurants

Divorce Family • Business Less Cost • Less Time Less Stress Call Conflict Resolution Mediation Services 631-804-9851

New accounts welcome

Moving/Storage Legal Notices Legal Notice 12487 NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY. NAME: JOHN RIGGINS, LLC. Articles of Organization of JOHN RIGGINS, LLC. Under Section 203 of the Limited Liability Company Law. The name of the limited liability company is JOHN RIGGINS, LLC. The county within this state in which the limited liability company is to be located, is Suffolk. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. The address within or without this state to which the Secretary of State shall mail a copy of any process accepted on behalf of the limited liability company served upon him or her is: c/o National Registered Agents, Inc., 875 Avenue of the Americas, Suite 501, New York, NY 10001. The name and street address in this state of the registered agent upon whom and at which process against the limited liability company may be served is: National Registered Agents, Inc., 875 Avenue of the Americas, Suite 501, New York, NY 10001, County of New York. Purpose: For Any Lawful Purpose.

I Haul Moving Inc. One Piece to Entire Contents!! NYC to Montauk Licensed /Insured Frank Owner/Operaa tor 631-395-2549 Cell 631-767-4309

Painting/Papering A&M Painting: 21 years of experience. Owner Tony Donofrio on every job. Using Benjamin Moore Paint. 631-874-4761. Painting/ Powerwashing/ Spackling 30 years Experience Interior & Exterior Excellent references Licensed/ Insured. WILL BEAT ANY WRITTEN ESTIMATE 516-906-4557. Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

Party Services

Marine 24’ Sea Ray Bowrider. 2002. 260 horsepower. I/O motor. Perfect condition. Low hours. Asking $32,000. 646-552-1210. Sailboat 16’ Designers Choice, fiberglass hull and sails in good condition. Westhampton Beach. $900. 212-468-8020 631-288-2035

* Personalized Chocolate/ Cookie Favors * Photo/ Theme Cakes Made To Order 631-591-1910 www.cornersw

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Party Services FLYING HIGH BALLOONS Balloons, homemade chocolates, favors, candy wrappers. For all occasions. Terri (516)647-7039 Denise (631)831-5226 Top Shelf Bartenders Special Occasions & On Premise, Private Parties, Waitstaff Available. We can meet ALL your Party Needs! Serving Manhattan to Montauk. 631-893-0541

Personal Services The Servant: “Your personal Assistant” How may I help you? 631-946-3478

Swim Instruction A1-LIFE GUARDS Red Cross-Certified Private Parties & Functions. Swim Instructors for Private Lessonns. Enjoy Your Party 516-650-1543

Art of Swimming 30 Years Experience Classes: Infants, Toddlers, School Age, Nannies, Stroke Improvem ment, Nanny Lifesaving, ARC Lifeguarding, CPR. Lifeguards for pool parties. *82 631-8EZ-SWIM *82 631-6 681-6042

Photography/Video Weddings, Events, Real Estate, Family and Pet photography. Reasonable pricing. European quality. 631-942-1427

Window Treatments WONDROUS WINDOW DESIGNS Custom Treatments for the Home

Eliminating middlemen, so you can work directly with Designer Fabricator! 631-744-3533

Yoga Renowned Yoga Instructor Offering Home Instruction Individual or Small Group Sessions 20 years. experrience 631-838-8451

Miss Barbara's Swim Lessons Physical education teacher will teach fun lessons at your home! All locations in Suffolk, Nassau & Queens. 631-669-3842 cell# 516-456-5277


Commercial WATER MILL Prime Commercial Retail Space Citarella Plaza 1,200 square feet, & 550 sqare feet For inffo call 631-698-2700 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Office space for rent, approximately 500 sq ft. Prime Mill Road location adjacee nt to Village Hall. Available September 1st. $1,100 per month. (631)803-6320

Condos/Co-Ops AQUEBOGUE 2 bedroom, 2 bath condo with garage. Like new. Amenities include clubhouse and pool. No smokers.

5,620 sq. ft warehouse space, $13 sq ft.(includes office) in Southampton Industrial Park. C redit check required. Professional Services 18' ceilings, two loading docks, $1,800 monthly Private swim lessons. Water and an office. Three phase elec(631)513-7821 G O L D: Recycle - Reuse safety specialist. 20 years expe- tric and natural gas. Remount your old gold jewelry. rience. Certified instructor/ Available immediately. email Montauk- Ditch Plains: With gold @$650+/- per oz., coach. 12’x 48’ Condo, oceanview, reuse your unused jewelry. Let's Christine 631-384-6679 or call 631 283 9830 steps from beach, 2 BR, 1.5 bath, make something you'll wear! 30 8,500 sq ft. office space in East sleeps 6, heated pool, kitchen, years in business. Call Byzantine Swim instructor/ lifeguard Moriches with plenty of parking. playground, recreation room, Gold 631-725-3828 Redcross certified. Experienced Central air. Decks with barbeCall Christy 631-965-1292 que. 2 parking spots. summer/ Reliable Bookkeeping Barn Space Avaiilable winter. Call 631-804-8048, SWIMMING QuickBooks Set up 516-805-0391, Barn Space available INSTRUCTION, or Any Current System, in varies sizes: Alll Phases, Bank Recs, A/P, A/R, Invoices, High School swim coach, 10’ x 25’ door 6’h Out Of Town P rofessional and Courteous 39’ x 17’ door 8’h Water Safety Instructor, 631-987-4902 20’ x 28’ door 10’h Red Crosss Lifeguard 40’ x 18’ door 10’h FLORIDA Instructor. Has a limited G reat space for car WEST PALM BEACH Property Management hobbyist, boats, number of openings. For FLAGLER DRIVE contractors, etc. youth lessons and adult Customized Provisioning, Brand new building, fitness swimm ming. Interested parties call Home Maintenance never lived in 1,500 SF 631-369-584 41 CPR certified. Oversight, Room Redesign. decorator finished to schedule an Excellent references. 25 years resort management, 2 BR, 2 bath, 650 SF patio. appointment for viewing. personal and home Doug coordination experience in the Porcelain floor, Sag Harbor: 4500 plus sq. ft. of United States & Caribbean. washer/ dryer in unit, 631-793-2445 highly visible merchandizing walk in closet. 2 pools, space, great parking, year round/ Impeccable references!! fitnness, BBQ, media room, long term lease. 631-725-7189 Trees/Shrubs 484 4-431-7417 24 hour doorman, Southampton Village 2 garage spaces. Tree Service. Deal directly with 71 Hill Street climber. Pruning, feeding, P restigious Village Offices removal, stump grinding, lot Pets allowed. $1,000-$10,000 per month Guardian Property Manageclearing. Planting, transplanting. 24/7 access, parking, ment/ House Watching. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter some balconies. Weekly Exterior and Interior Minimum 1 month rental 631-283-6500 ext. 718 Home Inspections. Home Open- G realish. 631-283-9326. $3,,750. ings & Closings. 24 Hour/ 7 WHOLESALE TREES Days a week emergency service. All Species and Sizes Owner (631)288-1789, Call Today for a free consultaThe Ice Plant Available. Pest and tion. Excellent References. (561)301-3016 Complex located next to Disease Control Programs. 631-387-7249 Riverhead Building Supply TICK CONTROL in Southampton Village, has Complete Fertilization Florida, Fort Myers Colonial Sewing and Property 3 GARAG GE SHOP SPACES Country Club gated community. M aintenance Programs. AVAILABLE All amenities. Spectacular clubCarmen’s Custom Sewing $2,000 and up. house, tennis courts, pools, loAlterations, curtains, drapes, CALL TOM MAC cated on a lake near the airport. slipcovers, cushions, blinds. Call 631-287-1463 (631) 725-1249 Seasonal, monthly. References. Free pickup and leave message Our 26th Year. 516-381-0264 delivery. 631-726-0093


Out Of Town Florida. Marco Island. Winter 2008. Luxury on the Beach. Just redecorated. Fabulous 2 bedroom, 2 bath. All amenities. Available January - April 2008. Call 201-969-0087.

New York - Upstate Cooperstown Area FAIRY TALE FOR RENT $10,000 square foot Historic Manor House. 10 bedrooms including 4 suites. 11 fireplaces, 2,000 square foot living room. Commercial kitchen. Furnished.

Summer Rentals A Hamptons Escape 631-242-0193 HOMES & COTTAGES By Owner Westhampton to East Hampton, 8 bedroom, 7 bath to 1 bdrm, 1 bath, Central air, heated pool, Hot tub, Tennis, Basketball, Volleyball, modee rn kitchens & baths, Wide screen TV, pool table, etc. F rom $1,000 to $10,000 www. om Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection Cottages to Castles 1-800-870-0474

Incredible views on over 500 acres of woods, fields, trails. Horsee stalls available.

Hampton Bayys Brand new 6 bedrooms 3 baths pool balance of summer $15,000

3 hours from Tappan Zee Bridge

Hampton Bays 5 bedroom 3 baths pool hot tub August thru labor day $11,000

$5,000 per month 516-314-2566

Rental Wanted Sag Harbor; Garage space needed for a car. Now through end of Sept. (914)525-7344 Seeking August Rental. Just learned we’re hosting cousins from Israel & Austria. Won’t fit in the house we usually rent. We’re 2 parents, 4 kids (13+), well-behaved 5 year old golden retriever (been at our rentals without issues). Need waterfront/ pool, fenced yard a plus. Last 3 weeks into LD, flexible. Home 718-768-8430. Work 212-732-9290. Pete/Iris.

East Quogue 5 bedroom 3 baths walk to village CAC pool $10,000 Many others available: Weekly monthly call for latest listings! Amaganset Dunes Treasure Island Drive 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, hot tub, short stroll to private beach, August 6-17 $8,000 917-749-8684

Amagansett Sandy BeachF ront Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s, possible adjoining 2 BR cottage Aug., possible year round. For South of Highway (Sagaponack/ sale or rent by owner Pics @ Bridgehampton/ Water Mill) 5+ 646-369-4106 Bedrooms, August 20- LD for clean, happy, non-smoking fam- AMAGANSETT DUNES: 1Block to Ocean, 3 BR, 2 bath, ily with no pets. Days CAC, w/d, garage, outdoor 201-461-1111. Evenings shower. Fully equipped, includ201-818-6627. Ask for Darcy. ing wireless internet, heated pool with extensive decking. 2 hot Rooms tubs, bicycles, beach chairs, Hampton Bays. Private rooms kayak, boogie & surf boards. available in charming home near Small pets O.K. Perfect for 2 bay and ocean. Reasonable rates. couples or small family. Aug. 1(631)728-1503 Aug. 17 & Aug. 31- Sept. 7. 201-519-1177 Sag Harbor. Noyac Bay. AMAGANSETT: 3 bed, Extraordinary sunset views, Luxurious amenities. Pool, CAC, 2 bath house, unbelievable 700 square foot apartment with views of Napeague bay from separate entrance. Weekends huge rooftop deck. Hot tub, $600. 2 other bedrooms availoutdoor shower. Walk to ocean, able. 516-459-5595 LUNCH, and Jitney. Reduced, Aug-LD $10000, Sept available. Sag Harbor: roommate wanted 917-364-5969 share large split level house, AMAGANSETT: August rental with 3 others. House is solar powered, share kitchen, and bath south side of prestigious Bluff with one. W/D. $800 monthly. Road. Magnificent ocean view, Available Aug. 15th. Call Bruce Great Price, 3 bedooms, 2 baths, (631)284-7361 Plus. 203-329-9675

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals Amagansett: Private 4 bedroom contemporary, balconies, new kitchen, new 3-1/2 baths, IGP, park like setting, well maintained, 5 minutes from town and beaches. 7/15/07- Labor Day $32,000. By Owner 631-907-1774.

Aquebogue North Fork Waterfront Home 1 & 2 Bedroom

Summer Rentals EAST HAMPTON North West Woods 3 bedroom, 2 bath Country Home on 2.5 private acres. Central air, heated, gated, child safe pool, All amenities. Available Weekly in August $3,800. Weekdays call 212-953-1388. Weeekends ALSO 917-648-8373

$9500.00 season, or monthly available (631)-722-4096

Baiting Hollow Soundview August rental. Panoramic views in this 2 Bedroom, 2 Bath completely renovated condo. Call Terry Rogers 631-897-8107

BRIDGEHAMPTON/ SAG HARBOR Ultra private 4 bedroom, 2 bath, granite, stainless steel kitchen, CAC,, heated pool, hot tub, 6-1/2 acres.

July-LD $25,000 O r monthly, weekly, parties.

516-398-7622 Blakee

East Hampton Available for Rent Historic Farm House. 4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths, new gourmet kitchen, pool, adjacent pool house, several decks & wrap around porch. $15,000 per month 516-429-9894 East Hampton Dune Alpin Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 Baths, central air. pool and tennis. Bike to ocean. Walk to Red Horse. Available Now, 1-month minimum. Owner 212-228-9678 631-537-7519 East Hampton hideaway Reduced in Maidstone Park across from wildlife sanctuary. 2 BR cottage, 2 minute stroll to sand, swim, fishing on dead end street. Enjoy nature at it’s finest! Walk to Michael’s Restaurant, market, bus to village. 8/1- 9/3 $4,500. 631-324-3905. 917-440-3520 East Hampton At Lion Head Beach, Family Friendly, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, central air, heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, very private, charming gardens, multi decks. Walk to private Bay beach. Aug. $13.000 or 2 weeks. 516-902-4552 web Photos.

East Hampton NW. Private 1.5 acres, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, heated pool, shower, hot-tub, large decking. Beautiful landscaping. July, August, weekly. Email for photos. 631-563-9429. East Hampton Springs. Secluded cottage. Fireplace, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, all amenities. Walk/bike to bay beach. Weekly July. Asking $6,500 August LD. Fall possible. 631-324-0407. East Hampton village fringe. Large 2 bedroom, 1 bath. August $9,000. Year round $25,500. 917-613-8521 East Hampton Village. Private studio cottage. August 1st -LD $4,000. All utilities included. 516-527-6029, 631-324-7352 East Hampton, North-West, Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Asking $7,000. August. 631-324-4979 East Hampton, Springs: 4 bedroom 3 Full bath Contemporary with cathedral ceilings, skylights, central air, 4 sliders to large deck, 18 x 36 heated pool, one quiet secluded acre. Cable & wireless. JUL 13-30 7K ALL Incl/ Aug-LD 13K 718-539-2115 East Hampton. NW Woods. A Treasure in the Woods. Secluded hilltop location. Mile from the bay. 7 minutes to ocean. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Large living room with brick fireplace. Clean and cozy. Sliders to wrap around deck. $2,400 per week. Call Susan 631-848-3388. See for details, photos, etc.

East Quogue 2 WEEKS IN THE HAMPTONS! August 17- September 3 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, IG pool, CAC, beautiful furnishings. $5,850 incluudes ALL. No groups. Families loved. 631-804-6927

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

East Quogue, waterfront. 2 large bedrooms, 2 full baths, August 15 - LD. $5,000 weekly 631-236-8587.

Consider Extended Season. Folio# 16089. Call Anthony or Tamara Hayes at 631-537-2000 x322.

East Quogue. Studio cottage. Air conditioned, heat, kitchen. No smoking/pets. LONG GOLFERS season or monthly. 631-728-2973

Sagaponack South - Oceanviews - 5 bedroom, 5.5 Ultra-Hip Beach House! Deeded ocean access, Htd. pool, rooftop deck & Elevator. August-LD $90,000. Folio# 821. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

GEORGE HEINE REALTY 631-725-9001 Waterfront, Noyac Bay, sprawling ranch. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. All amenities. Beach, Private. August through Labor Day $30,000.00 George Heine Realty 725-9001 GREENPORT Church totally renovated, modern conveniences, stained glass windows, furnished, walk to everything, Great Lovers hideaway. Securrity. 15 miles to Hamptons. Weekly $1,500; biweekly $2,500; monthly $3,000 631-477-8691. Hampton Bays 3 bedroom, 1 bathroom, new kitchen, hardwood floors, central air, washer dryer, large deck & pool. Private, family neighborhood, beautiful landscaping. No smoking or pets July-LD $13000, Monthly / Weekly possible 516-456-4428 Hampton Bays Waterviews Shinnecock Bay private beachfront condo community/ pool. Large 2 bedrooms/ 2 full baths. Walk/bike to ocean. Easy commute. August $6900. Winter rental available. FSBO $400,000. Owner 201~602~0912

Summer Rentals Remsenburg/ Westhampton Beach Charming private 4 bedroom, 3 bath with study, 3 fireplaces, High speed Internet Heated pool Spectacular sunsets from large deck overlooking wetlands August 13- September 7 $9,750 (917)769-6322

Summer Rentals Southampton: Large studio close to all, gunite pool, secluded. Aug.- LD, $3,500. (631)283-7690

Southampton: South of montauk hwy, new construction, circular driveway, close to beach, custom in-ground pool, custom BBQ, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, cathedral ceilings, 50” plasma TV, Granite countertops, double oven, maple floors. Sag Harbor furnished 2 BedSagaponack South - Located on Monthly available, utilities room, 2 Bath cottage. Deck, out- included. Make offer just under 2 private acres, this door shower, washer/ dryer. Traditional Hamptons home of516-909-7281 fers 7 bedrooms, 7 baths, Heated Bike to village. Available August 11Labor Day. $2,250 pool, gym & home theatre. Close Wainscott South. Short walk/ weekly including utilities. to Ocean! August-Labor Day ride to ocean. Adorable 3 bed$85,000. Folio# 5786. Call Amy 917-734-0203 room, 1 bath, cottage style, reUnangst at 631-334-0552. decorated, large yard, CAC, Sag Harbor Rental. ROOMY quiet neighborhood. Now-LD newer House with pool and Sag Harbor Village -Just off $35,000, July $17,000, SOOOO... much more 6 BedCaptains Row, this 1700's cotAugust-LD $22,000. Owner rooms, 4 Baths. Email me at tage offers 3B/2.5B with an 631-604-5300, or call adorable kitchen that looks out 845-304-6144 for info, I'll email Wainscott South. Walk to beach onto the gorgeous gardens and pix. Only available 8/10 - LD for and Jitney. One level decorator huge heated pool. Walk to all $13,500 + $2,000 security, no August $20,000. Folio# 4836. furnished contemporary 4 additional costs. Call Eleni Prieston at bedrooms, 4 baths, pristine 631-747-1147 condition. Finished lower level, Sag Harbor. 3 bedroom, 2 bath heated pool and hot tub, pool with all amenities. 10 minutes to Water Mill -4 bedroom, 4 bath, house with full bath. Aug 1 - LD ocean beaches, walk to bay with pool overlooking the most $35,000. Sept also available. beautiful farm fields in the area. beach or just relax poolside. 917-929-8336/ 631-537-4325. Well maintained and smartly fur- Available short term weekly for $3,500 includes all. nished too! August - Labor Day Unique Mediterranean White $35,000. Folio# 2756 Call Lally (631)899-3397 Stacco Villa- Water Mill Mockler at 516- 971-6002 4,700 sq. ft., 5 Bedrooms includSAG HARBOR: 4 bedroom ing 2 Masters, 5.5 baths, dining historic house with french doors room, marble floors, high ceilHamptonss NYC Montauk to garden and outdoor dining pa- ings, heated pool, 2-Car Garage, vilion. August 19th- LD $4,800 2.5 acres. August 17-LD 22K, Owner Direct 917-907-3694. Vacation Rentals September 20K, By Owner 631-567-5999 917- 854-0499 or Florida New England Utah Shelter Island. 2 bedrooms, 1.5 Carolinas Mexico baths, pool. Sleeps 9. Weekly $2,250. 631-926-2920. Water Mill North of Highway. MONTAUK Oceanfront mini-suite Gurney’s Inn 8/24-31. Use all facilities. Rental $1,450. Consider option to buy this week. 631-979-7147 evenings

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Montauk: Lakefront cottage, 631-537-2000 newly renovated, comfortably furnished, peaceful private Eass t Hampton -Walk to Every- backyard with dock, gas grill, new kitchen, and appliances, thing! If you are having the washer/ dryer, sleeps three, near in-laws visiting this Summer, LIRR and town. Aug - LD. this is the house for you. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Great room w/ 347-409-2801 fireplace. Eat-in kitchen, Central Quogue Late cancellation air, All areas are bright & light. brings back on market. SpecBike to Ocean beach! Pet tacular contemporary. Beautifriendly home!!! Available weekly please call Amy Unangst fully decorated. Private setting. 4 bedroom, 4 bath, with pool.. at 631-334-0552 for rates. Call for availability. East Hampton 3,200 sq. ft. Ce- 201-280-2613, 631-653-5860 dar Shingled Post Modern set on private road & close to village. REMSENBURG. First floor Master Suite with AUGUST ESCAPE. FPL, his/her walkin closets, priPrivate 3 bedroom, vate bath with dbl. sinks & Ja2 bath, pool, AC. cuzzi tub. Top of the line GourWeekly $5,000; 2 weeks met kitchen,Laundry room, library, formal dining room & LR $9,000; Month $14,000. with FPL. HDMI wired. Second 646-242-5352 floor features Junior Master suite & 2 add'l bedrooms & bath. 2 car garage & 800sf. bonus room. Remsenburg. 4 bedroom, 3 Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany bath, main house plus cottage, decking. July-Labor Day pool. August $15,000, $42,000. July $20,000. 203-323-5200 ext 23 or August-Labor Day $25,000. Will 631-325-0174.

South Jamesport Light and bright farmhouse. Enjoy August in this 3 Bedroom, 1.5 Bath. Deck. Bike to sandy beach. Call Terry Rogers 631-897-8107 SOUTHAMPTON SHORES • Walk to Private Beach Almost new, 5 large BR’s, 3 bath, 2800 sq. ft, 20x40 heated gunite pool. • Community Tennis • Marina • Playground • Many Extra’s Call For Price 631-241-8500 Brokers Protected

Spectacular ocean view. 3+ Bedroom Contemporary, 3.5 Baths. Newly renovated & furnished, large decks, heated inground gunite pool set on secluded 5 acre wooded lot. Very private. Centrally located just minutes to villages and bay/ ocean beaches. August: $30.000 ($7,500/ week). For appointment, call Dan 516-480-3302 Water Mill. Country Cottage 3 bedroom, 2 baths. Heated pool (which gets sun all day), beautiful outdoor furniture and stainless steel grill. Completely renovated, home theatre, outside audio, 3 plasma TVs, new central AC. Great location! Close to beach, Sag Harbor, Bridgehampton and Southampton. July 1-31 $20,000 or $5,600 weekly. Owner 917-699-5431. WATERMILL

Southampton Village 2 bedroom, 1 bath, furnished, kitchen, includes electric. June to September Askking $13,000 516-921-5414 631-287-2297 Cell 516-848-8885

6 Bedrooms, 5.5 bathrooms, 4 acres, heated pool, separate tennis/baskeballl courts, gym, eat-in kitchen, guest house. Last two

Southampton. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Hot tub, private beach community, tennis. Negotiable. 631-806-9355.

weeks of summer. $35K 917-705-4307

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals West Hampton: CHARMING 1 BEDROOM CONDO IN COUNTRY SETTING. Fully furnished and extensively equipped (air conditioning, washer/ dryer, sleeper sofa). New private pool. No smoking/ pets. August 1 through September 8th $3,300. Sweetest deal in town! 631-878-1331 WESTHAMPTON BEACH OCEANFRONT 5 bedroom, 3 baths Almost new August & LD $25k Owner 914-646-1587 Westhampton Beach apt. 1BR,LR.small kitchen.Private entrance,yard and driveway. Use of pool. Walk to everything. No pets or smoking.$4800.00 August 5th to Sept.9th. 631-288-2492 Westhampton Beach Area Quogue Village Scenic waterfront p roperty, secluded on private 1.4 acres with panoramic views and magnificent sunsets. 4 Bedrooms, 3 Full Baths Pool, 2 huge decks, central A/C & much much more. Full week $4,500 or Full Month $15,000 Call 631-455-2005 Westhampton Dunes. Dune Road. Lovers’ cottage. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Available weekly Aug 11 - Oct. $3,500 weekly. 516-292-5887. Westhampton from August 17 Labor Day. IG Pool, deck , fenced yard. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Tennis in community. 10-15 minutes to Ocean Beaches, fishing, Splish Splash, Atlantis Marine World much more for $2,950? Yes, great way to end summer with an affordable vacation. All Suffolk Realty 631-801-2505 Westhampton: Dune Rd., Ocean side, large studio, tennis, pool on premises. Now thru Labor day/ weekly. 914-273-8034

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Hampton Sales and Rentals Hampton Country Real Estate East End’s largest selection 19 Corwith Avenue, 1-800-870-0474 Bridgehampton, 631-537-2000 Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. om Hampton Bays Canal front Stu7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house dio $850 all on 6 acres. Heated gunite North Haven Waterviews from pool, jacuzzi, tennis, Hampton Bays 1 bedroom 2nd & 3rd story decks - New basketball, gym, cook’s apartment $950 all Construction, never been lived kitchen, diningroom, in, Beautifully furnished, 4 bedgameroom, 6 TVs. rooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen Hampton Bays 2 bedroom mobile home washer/ dryer $950 with top of the line amenities, Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath plus 4,000sf. of living space, firehouse available place, Heated gunite pool , 1 with all ammenities. Hampton Bays water view 3 block to the beach. October bedroom 2 bath $2,000 plus through May $5,500/monthly. Weekly or weekends. Folio# 17790. Call Amy Unangst Hampton Bays Brand new 4 at 631-334-0552. Owner 212-579-4964 bedroom 2 baths basement MONTAUK Fab, large 1 bed$2,900 plus room apartment on ocean near East Hampton: 1 BR apt, sleeps IGA. 80 South Emerson. Octo- East Quogue 1 bedroom cottage ber 1- May 15. $750/ month up to 4, great for weekends, deck $1,100 plus electric heat. Len private entrance, bath, kitchen, cable, internet. Weekends $500. 917-846-2923 Flanders 2- 3 bedroom home Weekly $1,000. Newly renobasement 2 car garage $1,5000 vated. (646)729-6875 plus NOYAC WATERMILL Flanders 3 bedroom 2 bath cusFurnished waterfront South of the highway tom home CAC $2,000 plus cottage available for winter Brand new, Furnished Riverhead 1 bedroom cottage October 1st 2007 through 8 bed, 8 bath. $800 plus Best value in waatermill. April 30tth 2008. Guest house & Pool house. Hampp ton Bays Large water Available for rent view studio $550 plus weekly or monthly. All utilities included except Maid service available. Hampton Bays Water view 1 long distance telephone. Diaane 305-788-5030 or bedroom includes heat $800 $1,300 monthly. Hampton Bays 3 bedroom 2 Not handicapped accessible. bath post modern basket ball deck $1,200 plus (717)774-2699 BRIDGEHAMPTONBRAND NEW

Westhampton Beach Area Quogue Village Scenic waterfront p roperty, secluded on private 1.4 acres with panoramic views and magnificent sunsets. 4 Bedrooms, 3 Full Baths Pool, 2 huge decks, central A// C & much much more. Full Week $4,500 or Full Month $15,000 Call 631-455-2005

Westhampton Dune Road Bayfront. 7 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, Pool. Hot Tub, Central Air. LD Weekend $6.000. Weekly September $3,500, October $2,500. 917-623-0529. For Photos email:

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HOMES & COTTAGES By Owner Westhampton to East Hampton,

Hampton Bays: Bayfront. 1 bedroom, newly renovated. Furnished. $795 includes cable and utilities.. No pets, no smoking 347-512-0535

8 bedroom, 7 bath to 1 bdrm, 1 bath, Central air, heated pool, Hot tub, Tennis, Basketball, Volleyball, modee rn kitchens & baths, Wide screen TV, pool table, etc. F rom $1,000 to $10,000 www. om

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Hampton Bays 5-6 bedroom Noyac. New, clean, sunny studio deck big screen TV $1,350 plus apartment suitable for 1. FurMany other rentals available nished $1,100 a month includes Please call for new arrivals all. No pets or smokers. 516-971-8394. Leave a message. Amagansett. South of highway, off Atlantic. New 4 bedroom, Sag Harbor Village 2 bath, walk all. Available 3 bedrom, 1 bath, Available monthly, winter. 631-659-3066 Sept 1-June 1st $1,500 month 703-989-0951 Baiting Hollow Apartment for Sag Harbor. Light 3 bedrooms, rent. Large one bedroom with full size closet; full bath with 3 baths, waterview, fireplace, linen closet; natural plank hardwalk to town, tennis. August wood flooring, 9 foot ceilings 30th - June $1,400 monthly with crown molding; an open (631)725-9824, (917)620-1989 living area and kitchen with an SAG HARBOR: 4 bedroom, 2 island. NO pets & smoking. References & Security, $1,000. bath house in historic area with 631-369-5841 outdoor dining pavilion in redone garden. Walk to schools. $2,000 monthly. SeptemberMay. 917-907-3694. SOUTHAMPTON LUXURY CONDO 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, fireplace, gym, maid service. $1,950// month. No pets, no smoking. 201-650-1466

Southampton Village. Charming furnished 1 bedroom cottage on beautifully landscaped property. Walk to downtown, train. $950 per month plus utilities. September through Hampton Bays / Southampton: May. (212)947-9259 Hampton Bays/ Southampton Southampton. Charming 1 bedBeautiful water view. 1 room cottage. Furnished, washer/ Bedroom and efficiency units available furnished. Reasonable. dryer, dishwasher. Monthly $1,350 plus utilities. No pets/ consider year round. smokers. 631-259-3616. 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 Hampton Bays: Waterfront 1 bedroom, new kitchen, living room. Furnished, oak floors. Utilities included $795 516-799-1741, 516-383-3661

Bridgehampon Village townhouse 2 Bathrooms, 1.5 Baths, newly renovated, pool, fireplace, patio, full kitchen. All new appliances. $3,000 monthly. Contact Mike. 516-220-2746

East Hampton / Sag Harbor 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath Contemporary saltbox with vaulted ceilings and skylights, heated pool, central air, fireplace and extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. $48,000 annually plus utilities available 10/1. 212-229-8053

Year-Round Rentals East Hampton. 3 bedroom, 2 bath sunny contemporary with vaulted ceilings and skylights. Secluded on 1.06 acres. In-ground pool. Immediate availability. $3,400. 516-801-3735, 631-287-0502. Hampton Bays 3 bedroom, 1 bathroom, new kitchen, hardwood floors, central air, washer dryer, large deck & pool. Private, family neighborhood, beautiful landscaping. No smoking or pets Available Sept. 7th. $2200./ mo. 516-456-4428 Hampton Bays 3 Bedroom spacious home on quiet cul-de-sac near schools. Brand new EIK, new bathroom, deck. Large backyard, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902

Year-Round Rentals Hampton Country Real Estate Bridgehampton, 631-537-2000 Southampton- Northside Hills winner! Over 4500 sqft of spectacular living space. Features 5 bdrms, 5.5 bths, htd pool, and so much more. Year Round $125,000. folio 5888 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Hampton Estates 631-723-2300

Southampton Shores. Year Round rental, 5 Bedroom, 5 bath Waterfront home with dock, heated pool, 2 kitchens, 2 living rooms. Access to tennis courts, steps to beach $60,000. Call Barbara Schiano at 917-880-5473 Middle Island ALL NEW! 1 bedroom, 1 bath Office, full kitchen Private entrance $1,050 includes all (631)846-1493

Hampton Bays. East Tiana Bay. Waterfront Co-op. Furnished. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath (new). Air conditioning, dock, pool, tennis courts, washer / dryer. $1,600. 772-486-0566, 772-486-0484, Riverhead Willow Ponds October 1st occupancy. Condo 2+ BR, 2.5 baths, CAC, gas heat, unfurnished, full baseHampton Bays: Immaculate 4 ment, garage, community pool & room apartment. 1 bedroom. tennis, walk way to private L.I. Air conditioning, wood floors, Sound beach, $1,900 monthly. access to yard. Close to beaches. Year- round. Good references/ $1,000 monthly plus utilities. credit history. Sue (631)287-4552, 917-660-7155 (516)662-4365 Hampton Bays: 1 bedroom apartment w/ Kitchenette. Available Sept. 7th. $900/ Mo. 516-456-4428 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton, 631-537-2000 North Haven Waterviews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - Brand New Construction, Beautifully furnished, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen with top of the line amenities, 4,000sf. of living space, fireplace, Heated gunite pool , Crawl to the beach. Available in October for an annual rental for $120,000. Folio# 17790. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Sag Harbor - 3 bedroom, 2 bath family home Walk or bike to village, very private, pet friendly. Available Furnished. $29,000. /Annually. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552

SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 1 bedroom apartment available. Sunny, charming, renovated, wide plank hardwood floors, vaulted ceilings with wood beams. Eat in kitchen n with pantry, washer/ dryer, and dishwasher. Large bedroom with generous closet space, shared basement for storage, off street parking, walk to town. Pets possible. Available mid September. $11,550 monthly + utilities. (917)691-0852 Sag Harbor: Near beach. Furnished 3 bedroom 1.5 bath newly renovated ranch. Washer, dryer. Asking $2,400/ month negotiable. 631-725-3921.

Sag Harbor: Upper Level, 2 bedroom, 1 bath, fireplace, Sag Harbor/Noyac - Pristine 3 waterview, furnished, No bedrooms plus den, 2.5 bath losmokers $1650.00 248-408-8990 cated on private culdesac, minutes to Sag Harbor/ BridgehampSHOREHAM ton villages, Heated pool, Only 35 min to Hamptons! multi-level decking, central air, new kitchen, magnificent views! Beautiful 2 bedroom, 1 bath Available Annually for $36,000. living room, kitchen Folio# 4893. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Quiet tree-lined street Sag Harbor/North Haven Waterfront - 3 Bedroom/3Bath, Central air, Fireplace, Gardens galore, private beach, panoramic views! So close you can walk to the Village. Annually $90,000. Folio# 3977. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Avvailable August 15 Utilities included $1400/month No brokers fee 631.484.4562 CALL TODAY as this one won’t last!

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Southampton Charming 2 bedroom Ranch, spacious country setting, fenced property. Large living room, full eat in kitchen with new alliances, washer/ drier, garage and full basement. $2,000 month plus utilities. 516-680-5902

Wainscot, East Hampton: Private apartment in Estate near ocean, private entrance. Maid, pool, cable, wireless. All utilities. South of Highway. Furnished Available March 15th $2.000 month or $20,000 MD-LD. Perfect for NYC resident,who wants Pied-a-terre in the Hamptons with everything taken care of.631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a

Southampton Village 2 bedroom, 1 bath, furnished, kitchen, $1,750 Utilities included. 516-921-5414 4 631-287-2297 Cell 516-848-8885 Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Mint condition! Low maintenance & taxes. Rent from September. 347-645-3315 Southampton Village. Furnished. Charming, sunny studio (suitable one). Separate entrance, side yard. Kitchenette, central air, no smoking/ pets. Available as of September 1st. $1100. 631-283-1617, 631-379-3180. Southampton. Furnished large studio. Private entrance, patio, parking. Available Sept 1st. $950 monthly (516)369-0745 Southampton: $1600. 2 BR furn apt., all utilities included, cable/ washer/ dryer/ computer hookup, walk to pvt. beach, good location. First and last month rent. 631-283-4720 Speonk. 2 bedroom, 1 bath house. Living room, eat-in-kitchen, washer/dryer. $1,200 month. 631-728-1271

Westhampton 2 Bedroom house, newly renovated, mint condition. Washer/ dryer, large back yard, quiet dead end street. 917-687-5902 Westhampton. Newly renovated partially furnished 3 bedroom apartment $1,800 includes cable and utilities 631-288-3190.

Open Houses 321 Montauk Hwy. E. Quogue O PEN HOUSE Sat. & Sun., 2 - 6pm 2 bldgs: 1 new constr., prof’l 1-3 BR residential. $799,999. DIANA PONZINI 917-549-4847 631-727-6663

East Hampton Clearwater Saturday, August 4 11am- 1pm 188 Norfolk Investment Opportunity! Land/ Home/ Renovation. 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath detached 2-car garage with second floor. Half acre. $525,000. Hamptons Realty Groupp Georgia Ellis 516-343-5592 631-267-6626



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OPEN HOUSE 833 Dune Road WESTHAMPTON Saturday, August 4rd & Sunday August 5th. 1:00- 3:00PM ON THE OCEAN Perfect Beach House! 5 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, Open Floor Plan, Fireplace, Room for Pool with the Atlantic Ocean in your back yard Co-Exclusive. Folio #12847. Asking $1,995,000. ALSO FOR RENT! Contact: Sarita Silver: 917-593-2918 RE/M M ax First Hampton

Commercial Auto Repair Shop in Wading River on 25A with gas tank permits. Established over 40 years. Log home on property. Landmark Realty (631)764-8810 Hampton Bays Motel For Sale 32 Efficiency Units, Bay Front, Pool, 2.34 Acres. Ideal Owner/ Operator OR Conversion. $2.8 Million. Phelps & Associates (631) 588-6500 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 m Sag Harbor--Established business on well traveled Main Street in the best walking village in the Hamptons! $170,000. with 3 year lease. Folio#16703. Call Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147

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SUNDAY, Auggust 5th 12:00- 2:00 Directions: Montauk Highway to Lamb Avenue to 17 B Novick Lane (flag Lot)

New 2 Bedroom co-op for sale on ocean $295,000. Full Service Resort Ideal for summ m er home and /or rent May to October. Top Floor, Sunny, Quiet, Mint Low monthly maintenance. Call Brokk er/ Owner at 212-956-2323 & view at Aquebogue 2 BR, 2 bath, 2 car garage, tile, high ceilings, all appliances, club house, pool, low maintenance, like new, $405,000 (631)208-3015

Willow Pond on the sound, adjacent to preserves, wineries and golf. 2 bed, 2.5 baths, townhouse, loft with sky light, fireplace, Garage Privatee beach, pool, tennis & clubhouse $395,000 Owner. 631-875-1109

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QUOGUE SOH POST MODERN NEW CONSTRUCTION 3,300 sq. ft., 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, Gunite Pool. Linda Scarry 631-653-6400 or Cell: 631-793-9154


Westhampton Beach. Open House by appointment. Saturday, August 4th. 1:30pm - 3:30pm. Welcome to this spectacular oceanfront and bayview 2 bedroom, 2 bath move in condition condo. Top floor. Marble baths, 2 decks. Faces ocean and bay. Truly stunning. $749,000. See Madeleine for details. Century 21. M. Bodner. 516-466-7800.


Condo/ Co-op Specialists Prudential Douglas Elliman The Arthur & Robin Team 631-793-4437 ArthurandRob b Dune Road Oceanfront WHB - $300,000 1 bedroom, pool, tennis, bay access, needs TLC Folio 56836 Bayfront / Boatslip Hampton Bays - $3299 2 bedrooms, vaulted ceilings, pool, tennis Folio 62450 Dune Road Oceanfront WHB - $379,000 1 bedroom, pool, tennis, bay access Folio 56836 Main Street Condo WHB - $425,000 2 bedrooms, private deck Folio 58377 Lakeside Townhome WH - $639,000 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo w/ den, lake views, open year round Folio 13600 Oceanfront Condo WHB - $965,000 Open year round, 2 bedrooms, 1.5 bath, top floor w/ elevator, pool, tennis Foliio 43438


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MONTAUK – JUST LISTED! Expanded Leisurama features 3 bedrooms and 1.5 baths. Open and bright updated kitchen with new appliances overlook the Living Area with brick fireplace. There is a separate Dining Room with French door out to private patio and backyard for summer dining. All situated on nicely landscaped 0.26 acre. Short walk to water’s edge, restaurants and shops.

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SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE ESTATE AREA Serendipity has allowed this wonderful and stylish five-bedroom house to be offered for rent. A perfect location south of the highway, biking distance to Coopers Beach. Living room with fireplace and beamed cathedral ceiling, handsome library, dramatic dining room with curved glass wall, four baths and sauna/steam bath. Master suite with cathedral ceiling and fireplace. The landscaped one-acre grounds feature rolling lawns and a courtyard with heated swimming pool, Jacuzzi and gazebo. Offered exclusively: August-LD, $40,000; please inquire about other availability. Web #85023. Christine Sullivan Witker, 631-204-2403. NEW YORK • PALM BEACH • THE HAMPTONS • NORTH FORK All information is from sources deemed reliable but is subject to errors, omissions, changes in price, prior sale or withdrawal without notice. No representation is made as to the accuracy of any description. All measurements and information should be confirmed by customer.

A Petite cottage - a petite price tag! 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, kitchen, dining area, living room, screened porch and deck on .10 acre. Move in condition. Exclusive $465,000 Linda Scarry - 631-653-6400 or Cell: 631-793-9154 Tom Finocchiaro 631-525-1178


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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Condos/Co-Ops Hamptons Bays 2 Bedroom Condo Pool, tennis, side yard. $319,000 1 bedroom also available $239,000 (or for rent) Diane 631-276-9076



Montauk Oceanfront Gurney’s Inn. Studio, sleeps 4. Week 9. Feb 29th-March 7th. Asking $5,000. 607-467-5196


MONTAUK: Triplex co-op on ocean, decks, near town, $575,000. Maintenance $405. Motivated seller. 212-879-8059


Totally renovated 2 bedroom loft, 1-1/2 bath, pool. Walk to railroad, diniing, shopping. Priced to sell. (631)801-2309

Luxury Townhouse Condos

Resales from $800,000 to $1,500,000

SAG HARBOR Co-op apartments Newly renovated kitchen and bathrooms 1 bedroom and 1 bedroom with loft Historic building Shared backyard Short walk to villagee

Walk to private beach, pool, clubhouse & tennis.

Call Hal Zwick, broker at 631-678-2460

LIFE’S A BEACH Maidstone Landing on the Sound... Views to Connectticut.

20 foo ot vaulted ceilings, living room, dining room, gourmet kitchens with b reakfast room. Main floor Maa ster Bedroom. 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths. Decks and patios, 2 car garage, full walk out basements. If you have seen the rest, now see the best! Call toll free 866-427-1886 Commercial Network Inc.

Southampton Village Cottage style 1 bedroom newly completed renovation, walk to train and villagge. Must see! $435,000 908-309-4092 Southold: 55+ community. Spacious, ground floor 2 bedroom apartment with terrace. Convenient to all. $266,430. (631)765-3436

Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $975,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384


Cutchogue 631-734-9455 G reenport 631-477-2220 G reenport Waterfront: Handsomely priced 5 bedroom farm ranch with pool on bulk headed deepwater canal; unobstructed bay access. Exclusive. $1,499,000. p ort Village: Price G reenp slashed! Meticulous 3 bedroom historic gem in quaint village setting Exclusive $499,000.



G reenport Village: Beautifully preserved and exquisitely detailed c.1882 3 bedroom family heirloom in the heart of the village. Exclusive. $687,000.

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G reenport: Mint 3 bedroom Colonial on professionally landscaped .5 acre. Convenient to all! Exclusive. $510,000. G reenport: Fun and fresh 2 bedroom country cape close to Sound Beach, shops and restaurants. Exclusive. $419,000. East Marion: Quintessential 3 bedroom year round lakeside cottage surrounded by “all things nautical” including private bay beach access. Exclusive. $690,000. Peconic: Comfortable and casual 3 bedroom beach cottage; sandy beach, mooring rights. Exclusive. $515,000 Mattituck: Custom 4 bedroom Neo Victorian masterpiece with in ground pool on beautifully manicured 2 acre setting; elite neighborhood. Exclusive. $1,100,000. Wading River: Immaculate 4 bedroom Colonial; great neighborhood, deeded beach rights. Exclusive. $465,000.


Aquebogue: Sun filled retreat by Peconic Bay, unique design, .5 acre, 3 BR’s, finished bsmnt, incredible oppty, impeccably Riverhead Affordable and ready maintained, beautifully situated to move in 3 bedroom Ranch close to all. $595,000. with detached garage $269,00 (631)495-7773 also 2 bedroom ranch recently renovated for $229,000 could be Aquebogue: view of Vineyard, bought as package! well built 3 BR ranch, fplc, CAC, CVAC, peace and quiet, East Quogue Exclusive 3 bedlush landscaping, ready to move room 2 bath new home on quiet in. $419,000. 516-314-2556 country lane $459,900 Ham m pton Bays 2 bedroom mobile hiome washer/ dryer screened in patio low common charges $49,999 AFFORDABLE Gold Key Modular Homes The Future Starting $39,990.00 +Freight/ Tax 33 years In-house Bussiness Same location, Built to Last 10 Year Warranty Ranches, Capes, Colonials, Custom 631-281-9330


Amagansett. Bluff Road. 1 block from ocean. 2 structures with 3 legal C/Os. A great investment at $1.5 million. 631-329-0994

CLUB DINING. $475,000 DIANA PONZINI 917-549-4847 631-727-6663

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 6/20/2007 EAST HAMPTON & L, Higgins to J, Stam, 34 Landfall Rd, 1,160,000 R, Vitale to N, Rapoport, 16 Milina Dr, 1,100,000 A, Gallman to Professors Group, 113 Springy Banks Rd, 1,250,000 V, Becker to Noelle Lane LLC, 40 Bull Path, 1,460,000 G, Kane to P & L, Sprayregen, 437 Hands Creek Rd, 1,950,000 S, Khanna to G, Arens, 115 Swamp Rd, 2,495,000 R, Perez to S, Virany, 315 Two Holes of Water, 2,267,500 D&E by Exr Brockman to A. Ingrao, 60 Huntting La, 1,500,000

EAST QUOGUE Sun Bay Realty to S & G, Werle, 74 Corbett Dr, 1,100,000 St. Rosalie's Chruch to Town of Southampton, 379 Montauk Hwy, 1,900,000

GREENPORT P. Konstantinidis to R. Morrow, 2500 Sound Dr, 1,400,000



and 7/12/2007

Marcucci M & Prifti & Kreuzer, 12 Cormorant Dr, 1,040,640

LAUREL K & E Maher to I. Hasday, 100 Macdonalds Cross, 1,981,100

MONTAUK M, Schur & A, Sacks to R, Rosenberg, 83 Grant Dr, 1,200,000

ORIENT J, Whitmore to K, Ezair, Rt 25 & lots 6,7,8,9 & 27-2-7, 2,655,000

QUOGUE M, Miller to S, Singer, 43 Dune Rd, 2,200,000


WATER MILL 7 Calf Creek LLC to Weil, AL & K, 7 Calf Creek Ct, 7,000,000 M, Claggett to T, Raffo, 215 Little Noyack Path, 1,500,000 Grun & Morgan Rogers to 1167 Noyac Path LLC, 1167 Noyack Path, 1,400,000 Breeze Lawn Inc to 1155 Noyac Path LLC, 1155 Noyack Path,, 4,100,000 L. Weiss to C & E Donohoe, 1 Grace Ct,, 2,212,500

WESTHAMPTON Love, R & M to Ferranti, J & R, 50 A Tanners Neck Ln, 1,950,000 Dunn, L to Mulrooney, T & L, p/o 52 Tanners Neck Lane, 1,350,000 Bagley, M & Mto Manley, J & V, 548 Dune Rd, 2,044,000 Boylan, J&D&A to Gladstone, L, 77 Griffing Ave, 1,520,000 Kothary, M & V to T&T Capital One,C,5 Tuttle Pl, 1,100,000

Farrell Jr, J & K to Avigdor, R, 4 Hannahs Ct, 1,881,500 Hayward, J & C to Burnside, P & J, 85 Island Creek Rd, 1,400,000 Azul Company LLC to Amato, A & Reed,C,135 Old Town Rd, 1,675,000 Kramer, T &I by Dev to Yator LLC,137 Murry Ln & lot, 32,750,500

Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period

BRIDGEHAMPTON D. Mazzeo to M. Schultz, 213 Haines Path, 899,500

C & M Valente to L & McLaughlin Merrit, 405 Hillcrest Dr. 345,000 T Trust Buchanan to S & G Mezynieski, 34920 Route 25 950,000

G & P Rheaume to M. Gen, 324 Kings Point Rd 770,000

W. Overton to WTO & ArenzAcquisition, 6 Industrial Dr, 575,000


L. Zuleta to J. Narvaez, 3 Whipple St 835,000 I. Rodrigues to B. Beltre, 69 Gardiner Ave 477,000 M. Collins to M. Gauthier Jr, 110 Springy Banks Rd 846,000 G. Litt to P. Palmieri, 10 Shadow La 578,000 J. King to P & S Bistrian, 5 Maidstone Ave 980,000


P & D Ettinger & D. Halpert, 143 Malloy Dr, 900,000 E&P & Pecora N. Way to R & Wood Eldi , 7 Clinton Ave, 360,000

FISHERS ISLAND T. Shillo to W & P Mallinson, Sappho Rd, 30,000

HAMPTON BAYS D & G Partners to E. Parker, 3 Ridgeway Rd, 445,000 R & L Sencer to D. Tison, 31 Atlantic Ave, 355,000

MONTAUK R by Exr LeVesconte to M. Schultz, 11 S Debusy Rd, 500,000


QUOGUE REMSENBURG R & S Silver to Masi & Sidel-Masi,29 Shore Rd, 940,000

RIVERHEAD Sound Housing LLC to W. Johann 501 Willow Pond Dr, 270,980 Windcrest Riverhead & J & N Roughan, 7 Green Ash St, 525,000 J & K Cicciari to M. Mazzeo, 43 Blueberry Cmn, 317,000 D. Eaton to J. Velasquez, 501 Northville Tpke, 320,000 M. Tuba to D. Adao, 32 Elm Ave, 402,800

SAG HARBOR Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000 B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000 R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000 J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000 N, Frankel to R, Gobright, 1290 Sagg Rd, 580,000 Leonard to Town of East Hampton, 333 Town Line Rd, 450,000 W, Fowker to B Knab, 201 Division St 675,000 N, Frankel to R, Gobright, 1290 Sagg Rd, 675,000


O, Brown to G, Darvin & S, Shaw, 1 Cove Rd, 772,000 C, Ruetiman to SJ & S, Bannon, 263 S Redwood Rd, 740,000

SHELTER ISLAND D. Weber to S & K Seymour,37 Stearns Point Rd, 590,000

SOUTHAMPTON Hennig Fam Trust to J. Navan,37 East St, 375,000 W. Bannon to W. Verdi, 62 Lincoln Ave, 740,000 S Trust Fuller to C. Olczak, 38 Cheviots Rd, 580,000 J & C, VanHouten to DeLalio III, 16 Roses Grove Rd, 680,000 J, Bartley to DeVito & Boland-Devito, 94 Warfield Way, 625,000


G Trust McFadden to C & H Fokine, 2505 Wells Ave, 760,000

WADING RIVER M. Kern to D & E MacCagli, 2794 N Wading River Rd, 445,000

WESHAMPTON J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750

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Brown Harris Stevens 120 Front Street G reenport North Fork Equestiran Com-plex Wine country, 30 minutes to Hamptons polo,10 pastoral acres incl. 5 fenced, 1800's homestead, 2 barns w/20+ stalls. Owner financing. Excl. $2,500,000. KathleenTravers 631-477-8016. Mattituck Soundfront Retreat Seclusion, sophistication, aesthetic & architectural harmony, mesmerizing coastal views, private beachfront, wonderful floor plan, 4BRs/3bths. #53495 $2,395,000 Excl. 631-734-5657. G reenport - Fordham Canal Build your home, bring your boat!! 150' bulkheaded , 20' floating dock - direct bay access. Exclusive #05127 $575,000 May Ann Bollman n 516-458-7566. Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue Orient Craftsman Hamlet Business Complex part is leased by Post Office, includes ice cream parlor, apt., large barn. On quar459,000. ter acre. Exclusive $1,4 Stanley Karanewski 631-734-2954.




Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue Riverhead Soundfront, 2.5 A cres 5,000 sqft new construction. Living rm/stone fpl, gourmet kitchen, spacious dining, 4 BRs, 3.5 baths, includes 2 seaside masters. Exclusive $2,600,000. Barry Novick 631-734-2958. Riverhead Willow Pond Condo 2 BRs, 2.5 BA, LR w/fireplace, full basement and, garage. Clubhouse, pool beach, tennis Exclusive $445,000. Barry Novick 631-734- 2958. Southold Beautifully maintained 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, ranch on parklike manicured acre. Country kitchen, spacious family room. Exclusive $645,000. Nancy Cervelli 631-6 680-2296. Center Moriches. Waterfront Estate. 1.39 manicured acres Bulkhead. 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths. $1,125,000. MLS#1879114. Adjacent 1.2 acre plot. 105 foot bulkhead. Properties available as package or separately for $585,000. Shoreline Properties 631-878-0562, cell 631-921-4207 Clearwater Beach East Hampton: AMAZING FIND! 1/2 acre, excellent condition, new kitchen and bath, finished basement, 2 zone heat, large deck, deeded beach/Marina rights. Park like setting. Owner $589,000. 631-329-6216 Sag Harbor Completely restored 3000 sq. ft., 19th century village building. CO fo 3 apartments plus highly visible studio $ 2.195M 631-725-7189. East Quogue Westhampton Schools. Turn-key, updated high ranch with private guest quarters in established residential community. 4 BR’s, 3 full baths, heated pool, large den, fireplace, garage, lush landscaping. $579,000 Call Naomi/ Broker 917-608-0269

East Hampton - Must see! OPEN HOUSE Saturday Aug. 4th & 11th Move in this Summer!!! East Hampton


Homes East Hampton New Custom Home 2,500 square feet Springs. Near Beaches.

EAST HAMPTON Treescape Condo sale.

Northwest Turnkey, Excellent condition. Vaulted ceilings. 4 bedrooms and 2 new bathrooms. Sunny and private inner unit.

Walk to bay beach G reat space. Designer renovation. New chef's kitchen, maany high-end features. 3br/2.5 baths. Huge family room, Pool. On .6 acre, adjoins 16 acre reserve.

$925,000 By Owner 631-338-8455

EAST HAMPTON Renovated ranch. 3 BR, 2 Baths. Fenced yard, inground pool. LOW TAXES, Borders Resserve. $575,000. 631-553-7700

Customized Beau uty 2,700 Square Feet Close to Beaches Post Modern 2002 4 bedrooms, 2.5 marble baths, oversized master suite, vaulted ceilings & oak floors throughout, large gourmet kitchen with granite, stainless steel Viking appliances, 12’ high stone fireplace, large mahogany deck overlooking waterfall & koi pond. 2,700 square foot basement with 8’6” ceiling, 2 car garage, Central AC & Vac, professional landscaping. 111 Sycamore Dr. 631-324-6913, 516-445-3584 Owner / $1,250,000 East Hampton A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock and Roll. 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, first floor master, central air, pool. Close to All. $699.000. 516-343-5592. East Hampton Sassy saltbox. 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, heated pool, air conditioning, private beach and marina. $739,000. 516-343-5592

Best offer OVER $700,000 516-627-0339 516-627-0776


Pool and much more. 4 bedroomss, 3 baths. Master bedroom suite with marble tile bath and large sitting area on second level. Ampple kitchen. Stainless steel appliances. Living room, dining area and large deck overlooking pool.. Central air. Painted full cellar. Covered porch. 2 car garage. Landscaped professionally. Irrigation. 167’ Rd. Frontage 5/8 acre. 85 Cedar Drive Only $795,000 Owner 631-537-1500


Fireplace and 2 story vaulted ceiling in living room. 3 master bedrooms with marble baths. Stainless steel kitchen appliances. Dining area opens onto sccreened-in porch with mahogany deck. Central air and vacuum. Painted full cellar. P rofessionally landscaped with irrigation system. Springs. Close to beaches. 72 Sycamore Drive Reduced to $795,0000 Owner 631-537-1500

640 Gus Drive Saturdays & Sundays 12- 4 pm Private beach and dock Starting at $625,000 Summit Estates 631-477-1470, 917-559-1671

CULLODEN SHORES DEEDED BEACH RITES Owners Motivated price reduced $699,000. Totally renovated with lots of charm. This home offers three bedroom,1 bth. great stone fireplace, gourmet kitchen. Relax in the Hot Tub in the privacy of your fenced in lovely landscaped yard. Front yard has mature plantings providing more privacy.Walk to beach, boats, restaurants, shops. Owners Motivated, priced to sell $699,000.00 IN#52779

UNBELIEVABLE WATER VIEWS This home is right on Fort Pond with fantastic views. It is just a short walk to town and ocean beaches. This house offers 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, lovely open kitchen, dining area, office, den, fireplace, central vac, central air and full basement. Priced to sell at $1,500,000. Call the Tuma Agency to view. IN# 53888


New to the market. Two story home within easy walk to bay beach and harbor area. Three bedrooms, two bath, open kitchen with good storage, brick fireplace in living room and dinng room/den. Oil hot water heat, full basement with seven foot ceiling, air conditioning. Deeded access to bay beach Call the Tuma Agency to view, asking $779,000 IN#46047

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"Country Charmer" SOUTH OF HIGHWAY 2 Bedroom, Finished Basement Possible Mother/Daughter Beautifully Landacaped 1/2 acre & Much M ore! .All Suffolk Realty 631-801-2505 East Quogue Price Reduced! New construction, spacious grounds. 5 Bedrooms, 50’x20’ pool, 3-zone AC, high ceilings. $1.299 million. For floor plans, photos and more details, go to Builder 631-581-7456 EAST QUOGUE: Cottage, updated, 2 bedroom, 2 baths, weekly rentals $2500. Sale $459,000 516 381-1031 Eastport Country Cape. Great weekend or year round house. Everything new, low taxes ($5,400) Good school district Pool, decks, lighting, full finished basement, custom moldings and more! 3 bed, 2 bath, 1/3 Acre, 1 car garage. Asking $540,000 (631)926-1151

Noyac: new to market. Spacious ranch with three bedrooms, one and one-half bathrooms, living room with fireplace, large eat in kitchen, full basement on just shy half acre. Asking $699,000.00 Offered exclusively by George Heine Realty 725-9001 Noyac Beach Community: four bedroom colonial with modern kitchen, two bathrooms, living room, formal dinning room. Rear deck, front porch, central air, on shy three quarter acre. Room for pool. Offered exclusively by George Heine Realty 725-9001 Asking $979,000.00 Hampton Bays 50 Neptune Ave Sat-Sun 12-3pm. 4 bedroom, 3 bath, deck, finished basement. Move in. Great location $469,000. Owner/Agent 917-364-8665.

Hampton Bays Bayfront! 1/2 acre handyman special with garage. Spectacular views, bulkheaded. $799,000 (516)644-3761 No brokers or realtors.




Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000

East Hampton 3,200 sq. ft. Cedar Shingled Post Modern set on private road & close to village. First floor Master Suite with FPL, his/her walkin closets, private bath with dbl. sinks & Jacuzzi tub. Top of the line Gourmet kitchen,Laundry room, library, formal dining room & LR with FPL. HDMI wired. Second floor features Junior Master suite & 2 add'l bedrooms & bath. 2 car garage & 800sf. bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany decking. Exclusive $1,400,000. Folio# 16089. Call Anthony or Tamara Hayes at 631-537-2000 x322.

Hampton Estates 631-723-2300

Bridgehampton New Construction - Fabulous 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, 5,500 square foot shingled Traditional situated on 1 acre with farm views. In a quiet location with many custom details, top of the line appliances, heated gunite pool and a 2 car garage with many extras. Co-Exclusive $3,495,000. Folio# 15111 Call Lally Mockler at x207 or 516-971-6002. Bridgehampton - Sunsets are yours! 3 BR,1.5 BA Ranch on quiet cul de sac, 1.3 landscaped acres adjoining Ag reserve on two sides with pool and lots of room for expansion. Co-Exclusive Reduced to $1,599,000. Folio# 16243 Call Hampton Country Real Estate 631-537-2000. Bridgehampton - Centrally located, immaculate Post Modern featuring 4 Bedrooms (1st floor Master with FPL), 3 baths, large eat-in kitchen with cathedral ceilings, formal dining, open living room with vaulted ceiling & FPL, cac, htd pool, outdoor decking & det. garage. Lush landscaping, backs up to private reserve & on private cul de sac. Exclusive $1,500,000. Folio# 15711 Call Gayle Tudisco at 917-991-8731.

Sag Harbor - Easy living -New to the market. Open and airy, 2,000 sq. ft. turnkey one level home on quiet Sag Harbor cul de sac. Situated on shy 2 acres with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, large deck, beautiful stone FPL, CAC, plenty of room for pool and future expansion. Only minutes from village and beaches. REDUCED! Co-Exclusive. $1,299,000. Folio#15302. Call Rob Camerino at 631-537-2000 or Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

East Quogue: Waterfront. Stunning 1.1 acre waterfront property in private community. Charming 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom home with spacious skylit living room, glass enclosed dining room overlooking the water, office, den, washer/ drying, finished basement, heated pool, private dock, very private landscaped property. $1,999,000. Call Ralph Schiano at 516.398.7633. Owner is Licensed RE Salesperson. HAMPTON PROPERTIES Westhampton Beach 631-288-6100 Open Bayfront: Unique 490' waterfront property in prestigious Quogue. 275' of bulkheading on the Quogue Canal. 3 BRs, 2 bath house with Gunite pool. Exclusiive. $2,950,000

Waterfront: Deep water canal with floating dock, post modern offers 4 BRs, liv rm, den w/fp, kitchen with granite counters, dining area w/French doors to Sag Harbor - Beach House in Azurest. Nice, bright 3 bdrm, 2.5 pool & deck. Exclusive $1,325,000 baths.Walk to private beach. Bike to town. Exclusive Open Bayfront Exclusive: Hampton Bays Charming 3 $1,100,000. Folio# 18285 Call WATER FRONT Remsenburg spectacular bay Bedrooms, 1 Bath. Pool, gaLisa Young at 631-680-1222. COMMUNITY views and sunsets! Completely zebo, central air, irrigation, gaBAYV I E W P I N E S updated, liv area w/fp, 4 BRs, Stunning new construction in rage. Quiet neighborhood! 3 baths, den, private 2nd floor FLANDERS the he a rt of Southampton. 5 $485,000. 516-381-7143 sun deck, CAC, brick patio, Bridgehampton -Charming TraSpectacular properties are cur3 BEDROOM RANCH STEPS heated Gunite pool, hot tub spa ditional-Warm and friendly, 4 rently being built and range in Hampton Bays Mint 3 BR, TO DEEDED DOCK ON w/waterfall. $2,750,000 bedroom 2.5 bath Traditional on size from 3,800 square feet to kitchen, bath, LR, family room, CANAL & PRIVATE BEACH 1/2 acre. Located conveniently in 4,800 square feet of Luxurious bsmnt, deck, garage. $449,900. $429,500. Bridgehampton with open Living space. From the top of the Westhampton Beach: Classic 631-728-8078 Kitchen/Dining/Living area this line Gourmet Eat-in-Kitchens to shingled home overlooking CALL TOM AT the spacious custom detailed liv- golf course & a pond. Totally COACH R.E. Hampton Bays. Mother/ daugh- charmer is perfect for a small renovated, 3 BRs, each with family or couple who love to en- ing spaces, no other properties ter. Residential/ commercial, 631-331-3600 x: 118 bath, open kitchen, family tertain. Beautifully detailed with compare. Community Tennis 5/ 6 bedrooms, 4 full baths, room w/fp, dining room, room for pool and garage. Exclu- and Recreation Center are just oversized 2 car garage. 3/4 liv room w/fp. $1,795,000 sive $940,000. Folio# 15604. steps away. Prices Start at fenced in acre, gazebo, deck. Call Rob Camerino at $1,195,000. Call for an ApGEORGE HEINE REALTY Waterviews, walk ocean beach, Remsenburg: Post Modern on pointment Today! Call Angela next to bay. $790,000 Rental op- 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst 631-725-9001 .92 acre. Liv rm with fp, dining Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777 tion. Call owner (917)403-4448 at 631-334-0552. room, den w/fp, exercise room, Sag Harbor. Village Historic 5 BRs, 5.5 baths, 2 car garage, Hampton Bays: 8A White Lane. East Hampton - Nature lover's District: Price Reduction. coloHampton Bays 3BR, 1Bth, basement, CAC, screened porch paradise on over 3 private acres. Sat. Sun. 12 5 pm. nial with four bedrooms, one and and a heated pool with landscapNew CAC / W/D Stove Contemporary 3 bedrooms/2.5 Waterview, new high end one-half bathrooms,parlor, dining. $1,990,000 baths. 2 living rooms, fireplace, & Refrigerator. 1/3 acre ing room and kitchen. Full base- construction, 4 bedroom, 4 bath, heated pool, det. 2-car garage. steps to beach, one mile from ment. Garage.Offered excluWalk to Water $449,000. Westhamptoo n: Shingled Tradiocean, finished basement, private Exclusive $1,450,000. Folio# sively by George Heine Realty tional on a quiet cul-de-sac, livR.E. 347-865-0949. 17425. Call Angela road, must see country home, 725-9001 Asking $779,000.00 ing room, family room w/fp, Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777 $823,500 owner 631-806-9164

Homes breakfast area, separate dining room, 5 BRs, 3.5 baths, CAC, 2 car garage, extensive decking, hot tub, room for pool. Co-Exclusive $1,350,000 Remsenburg: Custom-built Post Modern offering liv room w/fp, den/ sunroom, kitchen & dining area, 4 BRs, 2.5 baths, French doors to covered porch heated pool & hot tub. Finished basement, CAC, 2 car garage. Exclusive $860,000 One story contemporary on an acre bordering a preserve. Cath ceiling living room with brick fp, 4 BRs, 3.5 new baths, partially finished basement, CAC, 2 car garage, outdoor shower, heated pool, hot tub, decking & tennis court. Low taxes. Exclusive $1,495,000. Remsenburg Exclusivee: Custom home to be built on 1.2 acres at the end of a country lane South of Main St. All permits in place for 2 story 3200 sq. ft. shingled home with 4 BRs, 4 baths, garage & pool or owner will sell vacant land. Exclusive $1,875,000 Pool & Tennis- Completely renovated on a cul-de-sac, liv rm w/fp, dining area, 4 BRs, computer room, 3.5 new baths, CAC, alarm & sprinkler system, all weather tennis court, pool with Mahogany decking, mature landscaping. Co-Exclusive $1,695,000. Available for rent year-round. Westhampton Exclusive. New Post Modern, 3 BRs, 2.5 tiled baths, full basement, hardwood floors, Westhampton Beach School district. Low taxes. $589,000 Westhampton Beach: New traditional, walk to village, family room w/fp, living room, dining room, kitchen w/breakfast area, 5 BRs, 4.5 baths, bonus room above 2 car garage, basement, radiant heat, screened porch and deck with heated pool. Co-E Exclusive $2,700,000 Shingled Ranch south of Main Street on 1+ acre. Located on a quiet country lane, this home is ready for a complete make-over. Won’t last. Exclusive $890,000.

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HAMPTON PROPERTIES Westhampton Beach 631-288-6100

HAMPTON PROPERTIES Westhampton Beach 631-288-6100


Remsenburg: South of the Highway, 2 story traditional on an acre, 5 BRs, 5 baths, EIK, living area with fp, CAC, 2+ car garage, pool & tennis! $1,199,000 New Waterff ront Traditional Located on 1.3 acres, this 5300 sq. ft. home includes 4 BRs, 5.5 baths, 2 fps, media room, dining room, custom kitchen, 2 car garage, heated Gunite pool, boat dock. $3,175,000 Westhampton Beach: Two story Post Modern, open living area with f/p, first floor master bedroom with bath plus an additional 3 BRS and 2 baths, 2 car garage, central air, hardwood floors, heated swimming pool with extensive decking. Exclusive. $1,150,000. Quiogue Exclusive: Country charmer nestled on half acre, cath ceil liv rm, dining area, 3 BRs, 2 full baths, CAC, sliders to deck & Koi pond. Room for pool. $535,000

Westhampton Beach- Main House 3 bedrooms, plus legal guest apartment. Great income potential. $629,000. Main house also avail year round $2150/ month.



Remssenburg Exclusive: Totally renovated, shingled traditional, cath ceil liv area w/fp, 4 BRs, 3.5 baths, kitchen w/granite counters, computer area, finished basement, 2 car garage, heated pool. $965,000

Totally Redone inside & out! Open Floor Plan, New kitchen, 2 Baths, 3 BR, Dining, Den, LR, New wood Floors, New windows, cedar shakes, roof, heat & so much more. Huge det 2 gar w/loft. Walk to Marinas & Restaurants!

M O N TAU K The Glen / Hither Woods

Great summer or year round home!

Private Beach Rights, Long Driveway, Gate, Circle with Fountain, 5 BR, 3 Baths, SS Appl, Tennis Court, Sauna, Room for Pool and Guest House. Adjacent to Nature Preserve, Large Park like Estate $1,195,000

$749,900 Prudential Douglas Elliman R.E. Toby & John T Williams LBA 631-363-5434 MONTAUK: Hither Woods, Award winning 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, Large Decks, Outdoor Shower, .83 Acres Room for Pool, Near Ocean, $975,000 Motivated Seller 212-879-8059

Elli Wolf (917) 301-9472 (631) 238-5016


Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100

Phillips BEACH Realty Westhampton Beach (631)-288-2300

Southampton Village Heart-of-Town Choice Location! Two-story cottage midst vintage charmers, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths plus garage with 1 bedroom, 1 bath legal apartment. Co-Exclusive $1,295,000 Southampton - Waterfront Refreshing Renovation! Launch your boat with access to open waters of Peconic Bay or bask on breezy deck. Light, bright, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, playroom, garage. Exclusive $775,000 Southampton - Spacious Condo Feels Like a House! On 74 acres with pool, tennis, pond, gazebo. Cathedral ceiling, fireplace, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, covered porch, deck, garage. Excellent $635,000 PATCHOGUE: BEACH NEW CONSTRUCTION. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, open layout. 60’ sandy beach. Blue Point/ Patchogue boarder. Prudential (631)585-8500

East Quogue 1 Bedroom co-op fully furnished $400,000 IN#53293 Hampton Bays 4 bedroom Country Cape pool, central air, fireplace $560,000 IN#47841 Westhampton Beach 4 bedroom, 2 bath pool, fireplace $639,000 IN#37992 Westhampton Beachh 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath bright country Cape $749,000 IN#51133 Westhampton South-of-highway 4 bedroom, 3 bath heated pool, pond $849,000. IN#52316 Remsenburg 4 bedroom, 4 bath 2 out buildings, barn on the water $1,595,000 IN#51626

Homes Quogue: A Hamptons Village. An incredible buy at $699,990. Immaculate 10 room high ranch, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, .71 acre, manicured grounds. Taxes $2,666, excellent school district. Too much to list! Call: H&G Realty, Iris 631-848-8480, eves 631-744-5271 East Hampton 19 Old School House Lane NEW CONSTRUCTION- PRIVATE Rapped in Shingles-top & bottom , end of a private cul-de-sac, 2 Acres, 300 ft Drive. Enveloping 6,000sq.ft. 5 Bedrooms/ 5.5 Baths/ Loft Bonus Room. The double height Living,family, Breakfest Rm, Bluestone patio lush lawn and are saturated with sunlight. All rooms flow beautifully, light & airy with many frenched windows. Asking $3,000,000. Shown By Appointment mailto:dgcinvestments@netscap Mb. 917-604-2032 Riverhead: Completely renovated large 3 bedroom house, separate 2 car garage, large lot, Taxes $1900, per year vacant.Possible 100% financing or owner financing. $255,000 Call Chris 631-848-9191

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On a 5 acre hilltop, this stunning brick residence, reflective of true European grandeur offers five bedrooms, paneled library, guest apartment and over 5700 square feet of luxurious living space. French doors open to a terrace, a winding drive to a circular courtyard and lawns, specimen plantings, gardens and gazebo are simply magnificent. A Luxury Country Property Listing. Bedford, NY .$3,725,000

Exquisite, beautifully updated interior living spaces and amenities define this Chappaqua Contemporary. Spacious country kitchen with granite countertops and breakfast area. Family room with stone fireplace. Wood floors throughout. Four bedrooms include master suite with fireplace and guest room. Cedar deck and hot tub. Professionally landscaped. Chappaqua, NY . .$1,575,000

A Hiram Halle restoration of Aaron Wood’s 19th century mill – a Pound Ridge Landmark set on 2 acres bordered by a pond and spectacular rushing waterfall. Great room with massive stone fireplace, hand hewn beams, barn siding and double-story mullioned window. Courtyard level master bedroom suite with stone fireplace. An antique lover’s dream. Pound Ridge, NY . . .$1,095,000

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes Sag Harbor Village: 3 BR, 2 bath, fpl, beach community, 1/4 acre. Asking $575,000. Katherine R. McCrosson Real Estate 631-725-3471




Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Mint condition! Low maintenance & taxes. Sale or rent. 347-645-3315

Strough Associates Sag Harbor / Bridgehampton (631) 725-2626

Hampton Pointe, LLC 516-521-6007

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New to Market - Sag Harbor 3BD, 2BA home on .46 acre with full basement and room for pool overlooking Noyac Golf Club. 2002 renovation includes new deck, roof, cedar siding, electrical service and town water. Exclusive $895,000 IN# 53215 Call Tracy Graham or Jennifer Robertson

SAGAPONACK G reat Location BRAND NEW to Market Hamptons Contemporary ms, 3 bedroom (huge master with sitting a rea + balcony), 2 baths, CAC. Tons of skylights! Light, bright, wh hite Double height living room, G reenhouse dining room. Large pool with great deck for entertainingg. Well landscaped, Unique Parcel, 1.8 acres. An easy keeper in and out. $1.2 million Owner 917-848 8-5916, 212-396-1787 Brokers Welcome!


2 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, ment with Finished basem Jacuzzi and Wine Room. Large floored unfinished attic Fenced yard, garage Walk to train, beeach, village. Move-in condition $945,000. Leave message for owner 631-283-1563 Southampton, Roses Grove. 2 story, .70 acres, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, sun deck. Gutted total exquisite renovation. Marble, oak, granite, porcelain tile. $818,000 516-801-3735, 631-287-0502

15 East Woods Path Sale/ Rental Brand new 4600 sq. ft. house on 2 private acres. 4 BR, 3..5 bath, 3 car garage, heated gunite pool. Aug. Rental $45,000. Longer season available. $3.29m 631-267-6182 631-276-3317

SOUTHAMPTON 3,000 Square Foot House on 1 Acre. Totally Renovated 4 bedrooms, 2 baths 800 square foot master suite Eat in kitchen with stainless steel appliances. 2 wood burning fireplaces. Room for poool and garage Borders on 180 acre reserve $749,000. 516-770-8754

Southampton Shores. Walk to beautiful bay beach, association tennis courts, ballfields, marina from this newly renovated home with double height living room, 3 bedrooms plus loft, 2 baths, eat-in kitchen. Private pretty property, heated pool surrounded by tall evergreens, rhododendrons. Great value. $795,000. 631-525-9219.

SOUTHAMPTON, SHINNECOCK HILLS. Waterfront home, spectacular view of Shinnecock baay and inlet. Permits and plans in place for renovation. Ready for your touch. $1.99 mil. Owner (631))728-6595 Southampton. North Sea. Great first time buyer or investment property! 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC. On 1/2 acre. 1,700 square feet, office, wood floors, fireplace, flower garden, pond. Also separate studio, private entrance. $639,000. 608-239-9139 Southampton: For sale by owner. Between .25 and .50 acre. Great investment. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Finished basement fireplace, inground pool. up and coming neighborhood. $725,000. 631-287-1474 Strough Associates Sag Harbor / Bridgehampton (631) 725-2626 East Hampton HOME REDUCED !3 BD, 2BA home large kitchen, family room w/FP, partially finished basement close to Sag Harbor and East Hampton on .32 acre Exclusive Motivated Relocation REDUCED $599,000 IN#52839 Call Jennifer Robertson

Sag Harbor Village Farm House-, recent reno-rm to expand-3 br 2ba, pool, mature trees, orig. details, hd wood thru out. Exclusive Reduced-$850K IN # 47710 Call Tracy Graham 725-2626 Sag Harbor - New to Market 3BD, 2BA Traditional home on 1.6 acres with FPL and pool. Built in 1996 with 1.5 garage and fully finished basement including bath to provide additional living space. Exclusive $995,000 IN#53404 Call Jennifer Robertson Sag Harbor - New to Market 3BD, 2BA Cape on shy half acre with FPL and 2 car garage. Built in 1998, this property offers a fully finished basement with bath to provide additional living space. Exclusive $995,000 IN#53379 Call Jennifer Robertson Sag Harbor Saltbox - New to Market 3BD, 2BA Saltbox on almost 2 acres. Cathedral ceilings with skylights, fireplace and open dining area. Finished basement with additional living space and separate entrance. Conveniently located to Sag Harbor and Bridgehampton and short ride to Long Beach. Exclusive $995,000 IN#53759 Call Jennifer Robertson Amagansett - New To Market Charming 2 BD, 1 BA cottage on almost an acre with detached garage. Built over 100 years ago and completely renovated, light-filled dining area, LVR w/wood stove, full basement. Walk to restaurants and shops. Exclusive $875,000 IN#53339 Call Jennifer Robertson Sweetbriar Real Estate Southampton 631 283 7447 Southampton Village multi-family Short distance from the ocean 7 total bedrooms, 4.5 baths 3 car garage. Year round income producer Motivated seller $ 2.39M Hampton Pointe, LLC 516-521-6007 Water Mill South Estate area: Traditional shingled 2 bedroom 2 bath cottage, within biking distance to the beach. Multi Million dollar neighborhood, plans for expansion and pool on ∏ acre of land planted with mature trees. $1,850,000.

Bridgehampton North: Vacant one acre parcel Overlooking open farm field reserves, polo fields, and first floor ocean views. Health permits in place 2,500,000. Water Mill North Vacant Land. No Hi-tension wires , just privacy in Watermill. Shy 3 acres of land with permits in place 1350,000.

Land EAST HAMPTON New Listing, Desirable 1.5 Acre Wooded Lot in Cedar Trails. Minutes from Town, Beautiful Treed Setting, Room for Pool, Priced to Sell at $1.200, 000. No Brokers Please 631-324-9094

Bridgehampton South: 4,200,000. 5 bedrooms, Gunite pool, pool house, open floor plan on quiet street.

East Hampton Springs. 1/3 acre buildable lot, near 3 Mile Harbor. $350,000. Principals only. Owner (718)494-1425

Watermill Wonderful location! 3 bedroom, 2 bath home on 1.5 acres bordering reserve. Gunite pool and gardens. As is or approval for McMansion expansion. $1,295,000. Owner/ broker 561-266-5744

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WESTHAMPTON BEACH OCEANFRONT 5 bedroom, 3baths Maintenance free, almost new $1,995,000 Best buy on the Ocean! Owner 914-646-1587 WESTHAMPTON BEACH: 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, livingroom w/ fireplace, EIK, DR, den, IGP, 2 car garage, .6 acre, south of highway. $865,000 631-288-5658 Westhampton Historic 1797 Colonial Charming 5 bedroom home plus income produciing 2 bedroom Cottage. Private Lot, Pool, Central Air Low taxes, top schools and location, much morre MLS #1961769 $1,200,000 Call Tom Hood 631-276-9329 Open House Sunday 2-4pm Charles Rutenberg Ree alty. Where your search ends.

Land A 100 % CONSTRUCTION LOAN 75% LAND LOAN. ALSO COMMERCIAL/ BRIDGE LOAN, JOINT VENTURE CONSIDERED NO RED TAPE. PRIVATE LENDER. CALL MR. C. 516-938-0022 ext 37 Cutchogue -17 acres 1 building lot Beautiful property among vineyards Existing renovated barn $1.6 M 631-734-2424

Multi Million $$ Community 1.5 Acres on quiet cul-de-sac Room for 5,500 sq. ft. House, Pool & Tennis. $945,000 (516)721-6419

HAMPTON BAYS 3/4 acre *vacant land* cul-de-sac. SD#5. MLS#1978816. $375,000. Daniel Gale Soth heby's Int'l Realty, LSP, Fran Hanna 516.263.5889. Hampton Bays. 1/3 acre of vacant land. $195,000. Also 3/4 acre flag lot $225,000. Both adjoining lots $395,000. Both ready with permits. (516)456-8178 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 Bridgee hampton Waterfront - 1 acre, 150 ft. frontage, Build your dream home, permits in place & Priced to sell! Exclusive $3,195,000. Folio# 3762. Call Joe Gaites at Ext. 204 Bridgehampton - 6 acre wooded lot in prime location, subdividable. Co-Exclusive. $3,200,000. Call Joe Gaites at Ext. 204. Sag Harbor - Last of it's kind! .25 acre building lot with permits in-hand. Build you dream home immediately. Exclusive $499,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000. Southampton Meadows - Half acre lot in the Villlage! Call Angela Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777 for more information. Southampton South in Shinnnecock- Waterfront on Far Pond, land with permits, beautiful pond & ocean views! Exclusive $1,250,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204.

Land Litchfield County, West Cornwall CT. 16.187Acres survey map, seasonal home, $950,000. Call David Howe, Attorney. Law Offices of Ezra and Howe 845-624-7474 Manorville: 2 Acres on Wading River Road. Borders town preserve, privacy. A-2 Residential, Virgin, Buildable, $430K, Near Hamptons. 631-878-4929 Sag Harbor Village: 1/4 acre corner lot with deeded beach rights. Asking $450,000. Katherine R. McCrosson Real Estate 631-725-3471 SHELTER ISLAND 1.5 Acres. Business 7 all-year-round cottages. By owner. $1.4 Million 631-749-2121 SOUTHAMPTON. Coldwell Banker, Prestigious P roperties. 1.4 acres on cul-de-sac of new subdivision in the North Sea/ Watermill area. Truly a great buy. Residential neighborhood and wooded trails provide a tranquil setting. Approvals are in place for a house up to 8,000 sq. ft and 20x40 pool. Tennis possible. F#70772, Internet# 05140. Exclusive, $765,000. Contact Mary Broidy (917)287-5207 Sweetbriar Real Estate Southampton 631 283 7447 Remsenburg Waterfront 1.2 acres Excellent location. Very private $ 995,000 Motivated seller Co-exclusive Brr idgehampton 2 acres Excellent location Area homes valued at over three million. Ready to build $1.095M Quogue Village 1 acre South of the highway Excellent location $ 945,000 Exclusive. Southampton 1.6 acres, close to the village $499,000. Water Mill two blocks from the ocean 2 acres . Seller entertaining all reasonable offers. WATER MILL LAND 2.9 acre lot, health permits, Build 6,200 square foot house plus pool, tennis. Below market $1,295,0000. OWNER. 917-434-3939 212-316-4411 •LAND AUCTION • 300 Props Must Be Sold! Low Down / E-Z Financing F ree Catalog 888-269-9150 www.LANDAU

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Florida, Delray Beach 3 BR, 2 Bath, Pool & 80' Dock, Intracoastal & Canal Views. Steps to Beach. $1,250,000 Ira Merritt Re/Max (888) 472-0789

Florida, East Coast 55+ man-gated condo community. 2 golf courses, large active club South Florida Stuart/ Palm house, bus service. 1 bedroom, City 1+ acre estate with 200' 1.5 bath, washer, dryer, remodriver/ beach front, multiple & protected dockage, very secluded eled kitchen, baths and new paint. Air conditioned, tiled full area, close to amenities. screen patio, move-in condition. $2,350,000. $99,900. Call 561-319-8964 South Florida Stuart Luxury riverfront condo 1600+ s.f., Florida, Orlando, Grove Land, Yacht Dockage, $100K in upgrades, million $ sunsets nightly, 5 acres, gated community, rolling dry terrain, community lake close fine dining & entertainboat ramp, milllion-dollar plus ment $525,000. homes, paved roads, electric, half hour to Disney and airport. John Mills Asking $300k 561-319-8964 772-263-3151

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Florida If you love Disney, you will fall in love with Celebration, Florida. A Disney built community. Minutes f rom Walt Disney World. Rent or Buy. J.P.S.R. Realty Group, LLC. Lori Teto Realtor (516)641-9966 or loo Florida Keys: Village of Islamorada. Oceanfront 2 bedroom 1 bath. Bonefish Bungalo with adjacent oceanfront lot. Completely fenced over 1 acre. Near restaurants and village park for tennis pool etc. Asking $3.4 Million. Great potential. Call Gerrie Pope, Realtor (305)852-5187 Realty World-Free Wheeler.

Florida, Palm Coast Discover Cape Cod in Florida! Charm of a New England Village & near perfect weather, SEA COLONY is Florida's little secret. A Gated Oceanfront Community tucked away in the Hammock by St. Augustine. 350 single family homes $270- $1.5, a modest monthly association fee of $99.00. Information on this affordable beachside living Contact: Karen@ hammockcoo 516-356-7072 cell 386-246-9155 office. For a virtual tour go to www.hammockcoass talreal Hammock Coastal Real Estate, 5182 N. Oceanshore Blvd. Florida, Palm Coast. (The Hammock), by St. Augustine. Custom built Mediterranean, 2 story, tile roof. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. .5-acre, by Beach $775,000. 631-324-4979.

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Realtor Listings Coldwell Banker P restigious Properties East Quogue Office 631-653-3535 544 Montauk Highway, East Qu uogue NY 11942 QUAINT COUNTRY COTTAGE IN SOUTHAMPTON WATERFRONT COMMUNITY Perfect summer getaway with lots of room to grow. Updated in 2006, it features an open floor plan with living room with fireplace and dining area. The almost 1/2 acre property has large building envelope with room for expansion and pool. Located 5 minutes from Southampton Village, it is close to sandy bay beach and deeded boat rights. $595,000 Exclusive# 71635

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Coldwell Banker P restigious Properties East Hampton 631-324-7850

Bridgehampton Offices 1936 Montauk Highway 2405 Main Street.

Wain nscot minutes from Georgica and East Hampton main beaches. 4 Bedroom, 3 baths, entertainment room with large screen TV and pool. Aug-LD $22,000 our Folio#09501 EH Contemporary rental. Bright and airy 3 Bedrooms, 2 _ baths, plus den, heated pool, outdoor shower, magnificent sunsets has it all REDUCED ! AUG-LD $16,000 YR 07/08 $3,500 per month our Folio#06473 Corcoran

Sagaponack Beautiful traditional on 1.6 acres. 2 master suites, fabulous gardens, gunite pool and stone patios. Exclusive $2.1M WEB# 51596 Linda Nasta 917.439.5711 Investment Compound + Guest House 5 bedrooms, 5 baths, fancy pool and pool house, great rent. Exclusive $1.75M WEB# 38204 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 CON N DO + POOL & TENNIS Turnkey. 2 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, den, central air, low CC and taxes. Exclusive $825K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 631.537.4134

Montauk Office 725D Montauk Hwy

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Montauk 2.36 Acre Waterfront Home, cottage, 2.36 acres on pond. Private with beach access. Exclusive $1.995M WEB# 53381 Linda Mallinson 631.899.0420

Wooded Seclusion 1.5 acres next to preserve. Terms, many more lots available. Exclusive $395K WEB# 5397 David Saland 631.766.4690

Bay View Mini Farm 7.5 acres. Ideal estate property. Terms. More lots available. Exclusive $875K WEB# 05394 David Saland Priced To Sell Great find and value, 631.766.4690 2,300 sq. ft. home, 1 acre, 2 car gaDevlin McNiff Real Estate rage. Exclusive $750K WEB# 48728 3 North Main Street Eunice Szentgyorgyi 631.204.2635 East Hampton, New York 631 324-6100 Near Bay in Southampton www.devlinmcniff.ccom WATERFRONT BEACH HOUSE, Best priced home in the area. A must FL LANDERS Romantic sunsets from see. Exclusive $750K WEB# 48728 Spacious and Private. Comfy, cozy this turn key home featuring 2 bed- Eunice Szentgyorgyi 631.204.2635 3 bedroom, 2 bath contemporary saltrooms, 1.5 baths, sunroom, gourmet box on half an acre on family friendly kitchen, dining room, living room, European Style - Near Ocean wood burning stove/fireplace, hard- Immaculate 4 bedroom home with East Hampton Street. Pool with brick wood floors, CAC, stone patio, de- gunite pool, pool house, guest house. surround, oversized 2 car garage, centached garage, lovely back yard & Co-Exclusive $2.775M WEB# 49231 tral a/c, fireplace, full basement and deck. Great value at $775,000. Exclumore.... A must see! $1,250,000 Ex- Judi Krauss 631.204.2615 sive. JR Kuneth. IN#39714 clusive# 71321 SPACIOUS RANCH, HAMPTON BAYSThis home features 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room with fireplace, dining area, basement and garage. Located on a cul de sac and convenient to schools, town and beaches. A great buy in a special location. $419,000 Exclusive# 71206 SHINNECOCK POST MODERN WITH SPECTACULAR BAY VIEW This quality renovation boasts an open floor plan consisting of living room, dining room with fireplace, EIK, den, office and laundry room. The second floor has 3 bedrooms (2 masters) each bedroom with private bath and deck that showcase the incredible bay views. The third level is a loft/4th bedroom and half bath. Situated on a beautiful deep lot. $949,000 Exclusive# 71314 Coldwell Banker P restigious Properties East Hampton 631-324-7850

Southampton Offices 30 Nugent Street/88 Main Street

Soutt hampton ShoresWaterfront community, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pool and tennis. Co-Exclusive $795K WEB# 42055 Lorraine Marano 516.702.2290 Sag Harbor Offices 96 Main Street/Madison@Main

Cottage By Long Beach, 2 bedroom 1 bath. 1st home or savvy investor. Big Bang For Your Buck. 3 bedroom, 2 bath saltbox charmer on lush Exclusive $585K WEB# 52616 1/2 acre. This home features profesMaureen Geary 631.725.3867 sionally designed landscaping, complete with heated swimming pool,, East Hampton Offices decking, brick patio, open living 20/51/78 Main Street space, full basement, and garage. ExAmagansett 4 beds, 4 baths, pool, clusive. David Zazula. New Price of garage, dining room and sunroom. $695,000. Internet # 47157. Exclusive $1.495M WEB# 43213 Bonita DeWolf 631.907.1457

Price Break. Living room with fireplace and built-in bookcase, opens to H a r ry Bates Original 3 bedroom the dining area and large kitchen. 3 modern home in great North West lo- bedrooms, new baths. Pool, large cation. Exclusive $895K WEB# deck, beautifully landscaped 1/3 acre. Exclusive. Katia DeLouya. Just Re51767 Bonita DeWolf 631.907.1457 duced to $635,000. Internet #48595

Amagansett Cottage 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 1 acre, pool, central air, walk to Summ m er Rental. Minutes to East ocean. Exclusive $1.399M WEB# Hampton Village on 1.55 acres, very 51512 Dennis Avedon 631.907.1458 private and secluded. Beautifully furnished to the finest details. Large liv- Wonderful Renovation Close to all ing room, dining room, gourmet 4 bedrooms 3.5 baths, exceptional kitchen, 2 Master suites and 2 guest space. Exclusive $2.45M WEB# bedrooms. Heated pool, CAC. Great 43051 Ken Meyer 631.907.1471 for entertaining. Aug/LD $40,000 FoClose To East Hampton Village 3 lio# 70825 bedrooms, 2 baths. Room for expanEast Hampton Village Rental. Walk sion. Exclusive $615K WEB# 52147 to East Hampton and Main Beach this Nancy Howell 631.907.1503 3 Bedroom, 2 bath ranch with a pool. Aug-LD $18,000 our Folio#7113 EH Horse Country 4 plus bedrooms 3 baths with space for a 5th bedroom, library or family room. Amenities include a sun porch with Jacuzzi and includes a separate 3 stall garage for horses and a tack room. A short ride to Gardiner's bay and 3 mile harbor beaches. This home is situated on a builders acre with room for a pool.$1,300,000 folio #70101

Best Value in Northwest. 2,000 s.f. traditional with 4 bedrooms, open plan kitchen/dining/living area. Granite tops. Living room with fireplace and family room. Plus garage. Room for pool on shy half acre. Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. $819,000. Internet #36383

Harborr side Area. Hilltop contemporary just a short walk to the water and with water views from many rooms. 4 bedrooms and a den plus heated pool and garage. Large 3/4 acre property. New Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. New Price. $749,000. Internet # 49634.

3.5 Acres on Two Holes of Water. Unique setting for this crisp and dramatic modernist 3 bedroom home with pool. Set in the middle of an enormous open, sun filled lawn and Land Listing 1/2 and 3/4 of acre lots ringed by towering pines. Nothing in East Hampton School District. Ex- else like it. Exclusive. $1,795,000. clusive $385K WEB# 4166 Susan Internet # 41124 Ryan 631.907.1482 If You Want to Feel The Water. Skip down to Three Mile Harbor Hampton Bays Office from this 4 Bedroom saltbox with 14 East Main St. full basement. Cathedral ceiling in West Haa mpton Office Space Just living room, dining area. Freshly off Montauk Highway, 2 bedroom painted with hardwood floors Cape, unfinished 2nd floor, .27 acres. throughout. Room for pool. Abuts 7 Exclusive $495K WEB# 9821 Cherie acres of town land. Co-Exclusive. Ed Brody. $895,000. Magee 631.899.0506

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Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, New York 631 324-6100 www.devlinmcniff.coom

Montauk - Just Listed! Make this your next â&#x20AC;&#x153;summer getawayâ&#x20AC;? with this bright and sunny one bedroom Condo unit. Immaculate condition. Central location, makes it easy access to transportation, town shopping, resA Perfect Beach House. Sleek and taurants and, of course, beautiful spacious 4 bedroom, 3 bath home ocean beach. Exclusive $399,000. with lovely grounds. Very private location in the Northwest on 2/3 acre. Montauk - New Construction - Be Big pool and kids play equipment in the first to live in this lovely 4 bedopen sunny back yard. Everything in room, 2.5 bath Traditional. Hardwood mint condition. New Co-Exclusive. floors, full basement. Charming cov$1,195,000. IN#46529 ered front porch and rear deck. All New Village Construction. Maga- set on shy half acre. CAC. Room for zine quality taste and style abound in pool and hot tub. Close to golf, tenthis just completed redo of a home on nis and beaches. Excellent value at a charming and quiet Village Lane. 4 $1,150,000. bedrooms plus a separate "Summer room", new pool, beautiful lawn, and Montauk - Ocean View - Spacious professional kitchen. Co-Exclusive. studio co-op units with kitchen areas with full-size appliances. Each unit is Leslie Hillel. $1,895,000. IN#52012 sold furnished and has ocean viewing Wonderful Family Home. 4,500 s.f. deck. Pool and tennis on site. Path to dramatic traditional home on full acre ocean beach just across the road. and abutting acres more of protected Shown by appointment. Prices from reserve. 5 brs, 4.5 baths, heated pool, $220,000 to $289,000. Ours Exclugarage, two fireplaces. Plus beautiful sively landscaping. New Co-Exclusive. David Zazula. $1,740,000. IN#52351 Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office Best Deal In The Nortthwest. Sweet 631.723.2721 cottage in lovely Northwest hood on half an acre. Walk down to the water. Vaulted living room with fireplace and wide plank floors, three Squires Woods Cul-de-sac * Hampbedrooms, and 1.5 baths. New List- ton Bays $849,000 11 room traditional home with 4 bedrooms, 2.5 ing. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $695,000 baths. Located in a cul-de-sac in Family Friendly. Mint condition salt Squire Woods this home offers an on 1/3 acre in East Hampton. 3 brs, 2 open floor plan. The entry foyer welbaths, open living/dining/kitchen comes you into the living room with area. Plus full basement, large deck. fireplace, family room, dining area Well located. Room for pool. Exclu- and eat-in-kitchen. Delightful master sive. Nick Epstein. $689,000. Internet suite with cathedral ceiling. Basement with 3 rooms, in-ground pool. # 46842. Exclusive. #59296

POSPISIL REAL ESTATE 3 The Plaza* Montauk 631-668-5200 Montauk - New Contrction! Brand new Traditional home with all the modern conveniences. Gourmet kitchen with granite counters and SS applilances. Master Suite plus three guest bedrooms. Hardwood floors. Oil heat and CAC for year-round comfort. Attached 2-car garage. Private half-acre with free-form in-ground pool. Exclusive at $1,600,000. Appointment please. IN # 52485. Montauk - En n joy quiet, relaxing surroundings! Mature landscaped half acre is site for older, 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath cedar shake Ranch. Living Room with fireplace and skylight; Dining area with sliders out to deck. Hardwood floors. Full basement. Oil hot water heat. Lots of potential. Exclusive $679,000. IN # 51815 Montauk - Beautiful Cedar home features Master suite with full bath, plus 2 guest bedrooms and bath. Spacious family room with full bath. Great Room with cathedral ceiling and free standing brick fireplace. Sliders out to deck and gunite heated pool. Full basement and oil heat. All situated on corner acre with circular driveway. Exclusive $1,295,000. IN # 41943 Montauk - Waterview! Canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t find what you like? Build your own home on this half acre lot with approvals for 3000+ sf house, 2-car garage and pool. Exclusive $ 695,000. Montaukk - Lakefront Beauty! Custom Post Modern with spectacular views from almost every room. Fabulous great room with fireplace. Den w/ pocket doors. Kitchen with top of the line appliances and granite counters. Five bedrooms and 3 baths. Extensive decking to free form heated pool. Many more amenities. Co-Exclusive $3,250,000. IN # 39443

Pristine Split Level $799,000 Pristine split level offers a family 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths complete, guest suite with summer kitchen cathedral ceiling completely renovated 2 decks leading to outdoor in-ground heated mineral pool surrounded by manicured gardens. A complete retreat. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let this home pass you by. Exclusive. 61547 Cozy Country Ranch $429,000 This home features 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, and 1 carâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;attached garage. Eat-in kitchen, full basement, new roof, hardwood floors. South of the highway with access to beaches, school and town. Exclusive #59222

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Prudential Douglas Elliman RE Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-6244

Hampton Bays $849,000 Waterview and deeded beach and mooring rights to Shinnecock Bay and 5 minutes to ocean. Wood floors throughout. Large kitchen, granite countertops. Large deck, finished basement. Central vacuum. Westhampton Beach Office (631)288-6244

TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Bill Stoecker & Jen Wilson 631-324-8080 ext.20/ext.43 516-818-4904/631-219-2771

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00 Hampton Bays $849,00 Westhampton Dunes. Never before listed. 6 bedroom, 4.5 bath, 3 story fanciful Post-Modern on a very private, pristine, sandy bay beach. Amazing views throughout. Open floor plan 2-story great room for entertaining. Designer landscaping. Numerous custom details throughout. Westhampton Beach Office (631)288-6244 Westhampton Beach $219,000 Steps to Main Street, yet just far enough away for quiet, you will find this charming 1-bedroom, 1-bath Co-op. Located on the first floor, this is the most desired end unit. Spacious living room/dining area, comfortable bedroom, clean bath and kitchen. A middle unit just sold, now you can get the end unit. Lovely quiet pool area. Westhampton Beach Office (631)288-6244 Hampton Bays $1,099,000 Located in the beautiful Ravenswood development in Hampton Bays. This Colonial offers it all. Entering a long winding driveway with spectacular landscaping you open up to this spacious Colonial and a detached 2 car garage. Grand living room, formal dining room, 2 kitchens, 2 dens, office/bedroom, 4/5 bedrooms, 3.5 bath. Extensive decking to enjoy the 20x40 heated pool. Other extras: Alarm system, Culligan water system, 2 zone heat, CAC, Huge master bedroom with bath, sprinkler system. Westhampton Beach Office (631)288-6244

Pee rfect Starter Home On a Great Street Three bedrooms, 1.5 bathrooms w/ room for expansion and pool. Within walking distance to bay beaches. Wonderful neighborhood. East Quogue $590,000 Priced to $630,000. Web #52888 sell immediately. This bulkheaded East Hamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Beautiful Gerard waterfront home in Shinnecock Drive One of the most special places Shores boating community is waiting w/ waterviews & deeded harbor acfor a person with vision who is look- cess. Lots of potential for this 2 beding for an exceptional deal. Grab this room cottage, on .28. $925,000. Web opportunity before anyone else. Al- #52699 most 1/3 of an acre and a home with endless possibilities. Westhampton Move Right In Fully furnished home for turn key access. Three bedrooms, Beach Office (631)288-6244 2 baths, living room, dining room & full kitchen. Pool, hot tub and short Prudential Douglas Elliman RE walking distance to your private Westhampto on Beach Office beach and marina. Pristine landscaping completes this package.$895,000. 631-288-6244 Web #52488. TOWN AND COUNTRY RE d Deal One Sagaponack Great Land The Stoecker Team acre lot which borders reserve. Great Bill Stoecker & Jen Wilson neighborhood with easy access to 631-324-8080 ext.20/ext.43 ocean, Sagg General Store as well as 516-818-49044/631-219-2771 Sag Harbor. Allowable clearing is 50% of property. Too good to last! $595,000. Web #05421 BILL AND JEN'S PICKS G reat Northwest Location Minutes from EH Village Post Modern home w/ open floor plan ,3 bedrooms, one of which is on the main floor, and 2 full baths. Living room w/ wood burning fireplace adjacent kitchen & dining area. Front & rear porches and room for pool complete the. Excellent move-in condition. $725,000. Web#52852

Bridgehampton Office 2415 Main Street 631-537-3200 Water Mill Sub-Divvision 14 acres with sub-division in final phase for 3 lots and agricultural reserve. One lot available for $1,000,000 entire sub-division for $4,000,000 Exclusive Web #05335

Surrounded by 25 acres of prreserve Gorgeous lot on 1.4 acres with room for large house and pool located on quiet cul-de-sac in the prime location of Devon Woods. Build your secluded dream estate close to ocean and Napeague Bay. Exclusive. $895,000. Web#05156 East Hampton Village South Two offerings: .5 acre w/ 1,300 sq. ft. cottage in need of TLC or build new 3,200 sq. ft. home w/ accessory building & pool. Web#53174 $799,000. Or .75 acre w/ health depart. approval for 4,200 sq. ft. home, pool & accessory building. Exclusive. $1,595,000. Web#05030 Two Holes of Water Less than 1 mile to East Hampton Village. 1.75 acres with permits for 5,500 sq. ft. house, pool, garage and poolhouse. Exclusive $1,750,000 Web#03974 Equestrian Vistas Shy acre. Permits in place. Near East Hampton Village. Exclusive $1,695,000 Web#03959

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G reat Location East Quogue $499,000 Hampton Point ranch with beach and boat rights offers renovated kitchen and bathroom, 3 bedrooms, wood floors, cedar deck, detached one car garage. Low Taxes. Westhampton/East Quogue Schools. Exclusive #58907 Traditional Sag Harbor Village $1,500,000 This home features 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, living room, dining room, and eat-in-kitchen and is convenient to Village and beaches. Exclusive. #61645 Prudential Douglas Elliman RE Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-6244 Eastport $849,999 This ultra-private Victorian style home sits on 2.85 acres on East Pond, it is highlighted with a large, sunken family room that boasts a beautiful stone fireplace, living room with vaulted octagon ceiling, a formal dining room and architecturally appropriate French doors that lead you to a wrap-around porch. The second floor features a master suite with garden tub, and spacious sitting area, two additional bedrooms with full bath. Other amenities include oversized free form heated pool with rock waterfall and much more. Westhampton Beach Office (631)288-6244

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Old Saybrook $5,900,000 Historic Waterfront cottage. Open floor plan, large rooms with exceptionally high ceilings, original details, impressive wraparound porch, spectacular views from every room. Rare opportunity in Fenwick!

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Four bedroom, 3 bath home has renovated kitchen, sitting room w/ woodburning stove, living room w/ woodburning fireplace. French doors open to cedar deck, pool & pool house. EXCLUSIVE. $560,000. Web #42841. Eileen Kaufman 631-288-3030 ext. 109 or 631-902-9980.

Three bedrooms, 3.5 baths on 2 acres of mature landscaping on a cul-desac in Northwest woods. Features include new kitchen, open living/dining space, large deck, heated pool and more. EXCLUSIVE. $1,795,000. Web#52527. Stacey Barnds 631-324-8080 ext. 24 or 516-769-3674



Magnificent 4-bedroom, 2-bath Victorian backs 60 acre tree nursery. Country kitchen, family room, formal dining room, den, screened deck and finished basement on .6 acre in desirable neighborhood. EXCLUSIVE. $555,000 Web#53067. Mattituck Office 631-298-0600

North of Sound Avenue. Location is close to all golf courses. Three bedrooms, 2 baths, large country kitchen, with cathedral ceilings and sliders to a 16' x 32' Treck Deck overlooking private mature landscaped yard. $499,000 Web#53701. Mattituck Office 631-298-0600


Two separate parcels totaling .46 acres, highway business zoning, 2,560 sq. ft. restaurant w/ bar, 200 AMP electrical, 3-ton AC, industrial kitchen, cashier/DJ room, and more. Extensive party light system and projection TV. $1,200,000 Web#09862. Mattituck Office 631-298-0600





Dock your boat in your back yard. Three bedroom, 2 bath Ranch on Senix Creek with finished 2 bedroom, 2 bath basement. New bulk heading and 2-car garage on .66 acre. EXCLUSIVE. $839,000 Web #51135. Sherri Demchuk-Dauer 631-298-0600 ex.t 101 or 631-807-4080


Great investment opportunity on Newtown Lane with hard to find off street parking & deeded access to Osborne Lane. Two story, 2,000 sq ft suitable for offices or retail. Rented now w/ expansion possibilities and multi use options. EXCLUSIVE. $3,000,000 Web#09743 Alicia Ward 631-537-3200 ext. 111

Gorgeous lot on 1.4 acres with room for large house and pool located on quiet cul-de-sac in the prime location of Devon Woods. Build your secluded dream estate close to ocean and Napeague Bay. EXCLUSIVE. $895,000. Web#05156 Drew Dunleavy 631-298-0600 or 516-316-8864


One of the last true Victorian houses in the village. Immaculately maintained with 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, lovely grounds. Updated with all the modern amenities. EXCLUSIVE. $1,995,000 Web#42580. Nicole DiSunno 631-324-8080 ext. 19 or 631-255-3503



Village commercial building with two uses. Prime location. 2,500 square feet. Corner building. EXCLUSIVE $5,750,000. Web#9760 East hampton office 631324-8080

Farm house features 4 bedrooms 2.5 baths, all wide plank wood floors, central air. Separate zone utilities. Walk to all in Jamesport large rooms thru out. Just reduced, motivated seller. EXCLUSIVE. $419,000. Web#53702. Mattituck Office 631-298-0600



Gracious Cottage style traditional with 2 story living room, 3 fireplaces, beautiful pool and top of the line kitchen. Five bedrooms, 4.5 baths, finished basement, den and fabulous pool area. EXCLUSIVE $2,500,000 Web#42388. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080


Fabulous country ranch has 3 bedrooms, 1 bath; eat in kitchen, living room, formal dining room, and family room. Taxes are super low! This is a great home priced for immediate sale. EXCLUSIVE. $309,000 Web#53426. Mattituck Office 631-298-0600



In East Hampton move right into this 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath traditional on a half acre with room for pool. Large 4,000 sq. ft. home in nice quiet neighborhood. CO-EXCLUSIVE. $885,000 Web#51087. Drew Dunleavy 631-298-0600 or 516-316-8864


Restored house has living room w/ fireplace, cooks kitchen, master bedroom, 2 guest bedrooms and bath plus pool and barn with screened porch. CO-EXCLUSIVE. $975,000 Web#44225. Pat MacArthur 631-324-8080 ext. 25 or 631-645-6556


East Quogue. Available for rent or sale. Fabulous location with high traffic and visibility. 100+ seating with dining in or out on the porch. Call for more details. EXCLUSIVE. $1,500,000. Web#09747 Toni-Jo Birk 631-2883030 ext.105 or 631-514-5295

WATER MILL SUB-DIVISION 14 acres with sub-division in final phase for 3 lots and agricultural reserve. One lot available for $1,100,000 entire sub-division for $4,400,000 EXCLUSIVE Web #05335 Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200

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Harbor Views. Skip down to Three Mile Harbor from this 4 bedroom farm house style home with cathedral ceiling in living room and dining area, full basement, and covered porches. Freshly painted with hardwood floors throughout. Room for pool on pretty half acre. Abuts 7 acres of protected land. Co-Exclusive. Ed Brody. $895,000.

Home Sweet Home. Lovely family home in mint condition on a

Best Deal In The Northwest. Sweet cottage in lovely Northwest neighborhood on half an acre. Walk down to the water. Vaulted living room with fireplace and wide plank floors, three bedrooms, and 1.5 baths. Needs work but offers big upside potential. New Listing. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $695,000

Owner Says â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bring Offersâ&#x20AC;?. 3 bedroom, 2 bath saltbox charmer on lush half acre. This home features professionally designed landscaping complete with heated swimming pool, decking, full irrigation system, and brick patio. Open living space, full basement, and garage. Exclusive. David Zazula. New Price of $660,000. Internet # 47157.

protected flaglot in East Hampton. Over a third of an acre with room for pool. House has bedroom and bath on first floor and two bedrooms and a full bath on the second floor. Nice living/dining area with open kitchen and large deck for dining and entertaining. Full basement accessible from inside house and from outside. Exclusive. Nick Epstein. $689,000. IN#46842.







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PRESERVING THE OLD WITH NEW EVERYTHING. This lovingly restored and expanded traditional cottage within 2 miles of the Village has 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, a new basement, new septic system, and new kitchen. Outside is an expansive landscaped area with in-ground pool facing acres of farm land. IN # 48287 EXCLUSIVE. $595,000 Go to 174 Three Mile Harbor Rd.

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GREAT STREET - PRICED RIGHT this meticulous contemporary saltbox on close to a half acre features 3 BRs, including a first floor master, 2 BAs and a great room with cathedral ceiling and skylights. This beautiful house is in a privately gated waterfront community. IN#53011 EXCLUSIVE. $685,000. Dir: 3 Mi Hbr Rd to end, rt on Hog Crk Rd., L on Kings Pt to #35.

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JUST A STONEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S THROW to the gated bay beach and marina from this comfortable 3 bedroom, 2 bath home with open living/dining area, floor-to-ceiling brick fireplace, beamed ceilings and heated pool with pool house. Finished basement with 3rd bath and separate entrance. IN# 51873 EXCLUSIVE $795,000. Ask about the adjacent lot for sale. Dir: Three Mile Harbor Rd to Kings Point to #284.

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