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Travel with us to... NEW YORK YANKEE AND METS BASEBALL GAME TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE: Call for complete details. A Day at Mohonk Mountain House – Sun., Aug. 9th – $115 pp. – This astonishing Landmark Resort is the only structure on the virtually untouched land at the top of the Shawangunk Ridge. It is surrounded by thousands of acres of unspoiled scenery, beautiful rock formations, 128 gazebos overlooking the mountains and, of course overlooks Lake Mohonk. Experience a special day here taking in the sights, riding on a horse-drawn carriage and enjoy a fabulous meal. The property also has gift shops, a barn museum and absolutely lovely gardens. Ringling Bros. Coney Island “Boom-a-Ring” Circus – Sat., Aug. 15th – $65 pp. – For the first time, the Greatest Show on Earth’s Gold Unit (Officially titled “Coney Island Boom-a-Ring”) will raise its air-conditioned tent in one of the greatest neighborhoods in New York City – Coney Island. You will have the opportunity to meet Ringling Bros. performers and animals, learn circus skills and enjoy a taste of the circus before the show even starts at the Pre-Show Event! Don’t forget to stop at the Nathan’s on the Boardwalk – try one of their famous frankfurters and delicious french fries. Historic Hyde Park – Thurs., Aug. 20th - $99 pp. – See some of America’s most extraordinary scenery and experience the thrilling history of the Hudson River Valley. The Roosevelt’s and the Vanderbilt’s called Hyde Park “home”. Your tour will include guided tours of the FDR National Historic site and Vanderbilt Mansion, and a self-guided tour of the FDR Museum and Library. Enjoy a special lunch at The Tavern in the famous Beekman Arms Inn. Saratoga Springs – ‘Racing at its Best' – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tues., Aug. 30th-Sept. 1st – $605 pp./do. – “Watch the races from the rail and feel the pounding hooves as the horses round the clubhouse turn.” – One of the oldest and most charming horse racing tracks in the country, a day at Saratoga Race Course is not to be missed. This tour also offers admission to the National Museum of Racing and stupendous National Museum. “Lion King” – Wed., Sept. 9th – $99 pp. – 8 p.m. performance – The Lion King is a visual feast.

Based on the hit Disney animated feature, the familiar score from the film, including "Circle of Life" and "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" is augmented with several additional African-style songs. Orchestra tickets. Note: No meals are included in this tour, but there will be ample time to pick up something to eat prior to the show. Boothbay Harbor, Maine – Lobster Bake – 4-Day Tour – Sun.–Wed., Sept. 13th-16th – $595 pp./do. – Superb ambiance and beautiful scenery make up the enchantment of Boothbay Harbor, Maine. You will come to appreciate why this tour is among the most frequented of all our tours. Tour Ocean Point, take a harbor cruise, enjoy a genuine New England Clambake featuring two lobsters and all the fixings. You’ll also take a guided tour of Camden, Maine with a stop at the Wyeth Center and on the way home make a stop at L.L. Bean in Freeport, ME where you will have free time to sightsee, shop and have lunch on your own. Lancaster, PA – Whoopie Pie Festival and More – 3-Day Tour – Fri.-Sun. Sept. 18th-20th $450 pp./do. – Visit the National Christmas Center, Kitchen Kettle Village’s special “7 Sweets & Sours Fest”, have a guided Farmlands Tour through the beautiful countryside (learning about the local Amish) and join the fun at the Annual Whoopie Pie Festival! According to Amish legend, when children would find these treats in their lunch bags, they would shout “Whoopie!”

Cape Cod & The Island of Martha’s Vineyard – 4-Day Tour – Sun.-Wed., Sept. 27th-30th - $725 pp./do. – Eat well, sleep well and have an all-around great time on one of our most popular adventures. You will take a guided tour of Hyannis, ride the high speed ferry to Martha’s Vineyard and get a guided tour of this beautiful island. In addition you will take a guided tour of Cape Cod’s Route 6A, Chatham and Provincetown, and visit the famous Battleship Cove. Boston Symphony Orchestra, Boston Ballet and More – 2-Day Tour – Sat.-Sun., Oct. 3rd4th – $415 pp./do. – The opportunity to see two great performances is amazing! Enjoy the world famous Boston Symphony Orchestra. (This program includes Beethoven, Carter, Debussy, Williams and Ravel.) You will also attend an elegant performance of Maina Gielgud’s production of the ballet, “Giselle”. Long after you leave the Opera House, this ballet will still be with you. No trip to Boston would be complete without a fun ride on the Boston Ducks tour! Niagara Falls & Toronto – 4-Day Tour – Mon.-Thurs., Oct. 5th-8th - $745 pp./do. – Hampton Jitney does the planning and the driving – what more could you ask for. This tour has so much to offer you for an exhilarating experience. In addition to fine dining, you’ll have tours, ride the Maid of the Mist, tour Toronto for sightseeing and shopping, go on a Toronto Harbor Cruise and more. A PASSPORT, ENHANCED DRIVER’S LICENSE OR PASSPORT CARD WILL BE REQUIRED. Lake George, New York – 3-Day Tour in the Adirondacks – Sun.-Tues. – Oct. 18th-20th – $369 pp/do. – This tour offers you some of the most stunning scenic views in New York State! Join us for an extremely enjoyable trip where you can have some lovely experiences and good food. Tour Saratoga Springs and Lake Placid with a local guide and take a scenic cruise on board the Minnie Ha Ha. There is more in store for you on this wonderful excursion, so make your reservations soon!

Also Available: 2-Day Fully Guided Tour of The Hamptons - Sun.-Mon. – 8/23-24, 9/27-28 & 10/25-26 “Wicked” – Wed., 9/9 & 10/7 PA Quilt Extravaganza – Sat., 9/19 Ocean City, MD – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tue.,9/20-9/22 The Big E – Sat., 9/19 and Sat., 9/26 World Yacht Dinner Cruise – Sat., 10/10 An Evening with Bill Cosby at Lincoln Center – Sat., 10/17 The Culinary Institute of America – American Bounty Restaurant Lunch – Thurs., 10/22 The Great Jack O’Lantern Blaze – Sat. 10/24 The Adirondack Health Tour – 3-Day Tour – Sat.-Mon., 10/24-26 Montauk Manor Murder Mystery Weekend – Fri.-Sun., 10/30-11/1

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AM LIGHT PM BOLD 86th St. bet. 3rd & Lex. 69th & Lex (bet. 69th & 68th)

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Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17� leg room, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service. The “Bonacker� Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday & Westbound Sunday.

The “Q�: Non-stop service to Midtown Manhattan on Monday. Airport Connections are not available on these trips on Monday. Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound). These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun. This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed.



These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway. This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. Montauk Line- These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. Westhampton Line- These trips guarantee WH line passengers will not transfer on the days noted above. ON CERTAIN TRIPS, PASSENGERS MAY BE REQUIRED TO TRANSFER.

ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows� may be charged full fare.

TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting ofďŹ ce or online. Trip availability is subject to change — always call or refer to our website to conďŹ rm schedule.

LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Lower Manhattan continues this summer.

Mon AM

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BLOCK ISLAND FERRY CONNECTION Ask about our convenient DIRECT service to and from midtown Manhattan/Queens & Viking Ferry in Montauk, available Eastbound on Fri. & Sat.; Westbound on Sun. above for & Mon. See trips with the departure times. Call or view our website for further details. To contact Viking Ferry: 631.668.5700. Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on the other side. ARRIVAL TIMES ARE ESTIMATES AND CAN VARY DUE TO WEATHER, TRAFFIC CONDITIONS, ROAD CONSTRUCTION AND DAY OF WEEK. HAMPTON JITNEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYS BEYOND OUR CONTROL.

HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes.



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This trip will not go to Manorville on Fridays.

Fri PM


Trip Notes Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following deďŹ nes the codes. Ambassador Class Service W

READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville

To The Hamptons

Mon, Tue, Thurs, Fri Sun & Mon & ‥ Mon Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days thru Sat Fri Only 7 Days 7 Days & Sat Wed



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Q Mon, Tues, Sun, Q Mon Mon Thurs, Sun Mon Wed Wed thru Fri & Fri, Sat Fri & Fri & Sun thru Q Fri Fri ‥ Fri ‥ Fri Tues & thru thru X thru Q Thurs Thurs & Thurs Fri & Wed & Fri, Sat Sat & Mon 7 Days Sat 7 Days Sat 7 Days Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only Only 7 Days Only 7 Days Only Fri Sat Sat 7 Days Sat 7 Days & Fri Fri 7 Days & Fri Sat Fri 7 Days & Sun

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Water Mill



86th St. bet. 3rd & Lex. 69th & Lex (bet. 69th & 68th)

Manorville Southampton



B.I. Ferry B.I. Ferry Connection Connection Fri Only



Mon W W W Sun & W Sun Sun & Sun thru Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Mon Only 7 Days Mon 7 Days Only


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To Lower Manhattan


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thru Fri Sun SH,MAs W Sun W W W Sat Mon SHs Sun Q Sun Sun thru Only 7 Days Only 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days 7 Days Only Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Only 7 Days & Mon Only 7 Days


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Fri PM

Battery Park City - South End Ave. & Albany Across from Gristedes


Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank


South Street Seaport - Pearl St. & Fulton St. East side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy’s


Stuyvesant Town - 1st Ave. & 17th St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 16th & 17th) at the bus shelter in front of Starbucks


Peter Cooper Village - 1st Ave. & 23rd St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education building


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Grey Gardens Everywhere The Documentary, the Show, T-Shirts, the Book, the Movie ... By Dan Rattiner There is a new book out about Grey Gardens. It is called Grey Gardens, and it is by the two daughters of the filmmaker Albert Maysles, Sara and Rebekah. A full color affair, it is a collection of photographs, tidbits and outtakes from the famous documentary by that name, and there’s even an attached CD of conversations between the filmmaker and the Beale ladies themselves during the shooting of Grey Gardens. Call it a scrapbook companion for devotees of the documentary and the Beale experience. It is available on Amazon and at Bookhampton and other bookstores. There is a lot out there. Several books, clothing, an Emmy-nominated made-for-TVmovie starring Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore, a Broadway show that won Tonys

for performers Christine Ebersol and Mary Louise Wilson, a cutting room floor second documentary by the same filmmaker. It goes on and on. And it is just all because of an odd

Her husband left her. She wouldn’t leave the mansion on the beach, though, even when she was broke. The mansion began to fall into ruin. And who remained there, to take care of her? Well, really, it was her daughter, Little Edie, who just never seemed to have the gumption to leave home. By 1975, Big Edie was about 75 and Little Edie was 52. The place was a mess with floors caving in, rotting furniture and holes in the walls. It had been taken over by raccoons and about 22 cats. But the ladies stayed, all year round and they didn’t go out. An upscale market would deliver food to them. The mail got put in a mailbox on the street. The ladies cooked on hotplates and spent much of their time talking about the old days and sniping at one another. Nobody did any

And it is all because of an odd relationship between a mother and a daughter in East Hampton, both of whom are named Edie Beale.



relationship between a mother and daughter in East Hampton, both of whom are named Edie Beale. Big Edie, the mother, was a wealthy socialite who was in her heyday in the 1930s.

(continued on page 38)

“If it swims, we have it.”

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Jon Gosselin of “Jon and Kate Plus Eight” has been spending time in the Hamptons. He reportedly enjoyed dinner at Red Bar with Michael Lohan, Jill Zarin, Kate Major and Southampton Mayor Mark Epley last week. * * * Sag Harbor’s newly single Billy Joel has been out and about with Alex Donnelley, former star of “The Young and the Restless.” The pair met backstage during Joel’s concert with Elton John in Washington, D.C. * * * The Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge at Blue Star Jets Field kicked off on July 18. The invitation-only VIP tent hosted a number of A-listers, including Chace Crawford, Kourtney Kardashian with boyfriend Scott Disick, Kyle MacLachlan, Beth Ostrosky, Star Jones, Jill Zarin, Ben Silverman, Sebastian Stan and Nacho Figueras. * * * Lizzie Grubman declined an invitation to fill the empty spot that will be left by Bethenny Frankel on “The Real Housewives of New York City.” Her reasons? Work and family. * * * Reality show star Tila Tequila appeared at the AXE Lounge last weekend. * * * Former “View” co-host Star Jones recently held a party for Gov. Paterson at her East Hampton home. The event, which was attended by Lt. Gov. Richard Ravitch and Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, raised more than $50,000. * * * Amagansett’s Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attended the Cocktails at Sunset party at the home of Steven Klein. The event raised money for ACRIA (AIDS Community Research Initiative of America). Actress Michelle Trachtenberg, Jill Zarin, and “Cheetah Girl” Adrienne Bailon were recently at Georgica Restaurant and Lounge with family and friends. * * * Chuck and Ellen Scarborough, who were honored by the Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons last year, will serve as Honorary Chairs, along with Liz Brown, Leslie Alexander and Margo McNabb Nederlander, for this year’s GET WILD benefit on Saturday, August 8. Beth Ostrosky Stern, Avis Richards and Marcy Warren are the Event Chairpersons, and this year’s honoree is Marty Richards. Avis and Bruce Richards will host. * * * Steven Klein will host the August 15 benefit for Ellen’s Run, along with Kim Cattrall, Andre Balazs and Donna Karan, at West

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DAN'S PAPERS, July 31, 2009 Page 18

The Drama Builds in Local Politics By T.J. Clemente It’s getting to the point where the roller coaster ride of the local East Hampton and Southampton political scene is changing so ridiculously fast that by the time you read this there may be a new story. Just a few weeks back, incumbent Southampton Town Supervisor, Linda Kabot was not to be the official Republican candidate for Southampton Town Supervisor. The party favored Conservative boss Jim Malone. But she has now been reinstated for dubious reasons. That flipflopping can only help the Democrats, who have united behind Southampton Board incumbent, Independent Anna Throne-Holst, who’s running as a

Democrat. No one is saying if Malone withdrew because of the cost of the primary challenge Kabot promised. Or perhaps influential party members thought Kabot would emerge the eventual winner, so jumped ship early. In East Hampton, you can’t help but feel sorry for Democrat Ben Zwirn, the well-liked, Suffolk County political figure who must dance around the Bill McGintee issue in his bid to become the next East Hampton Town Supervisor. Some say they have seen Republican candidate Bill Wilkinson shopping around for new curtains


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and a rug at a Disney store for the supervisor’s office. Yet Zwirn seems to be making things worse in what is beginning to look like a desperate attempt to separate himself from the sitting East Hampton Town Board and the town’s fiscal woes. His relief bill for property tax late fees didn’t catch fire and in some knowledgeable circles was deemed illegal. (Imagine the DA investigating that, too.) Having met Zwirn very briefly at the dedication of the Southampton Breakers new field, I felt he seemed like too nice a guy to get mixed up in the food fight that awaits as East Hampton Republicans throw everything at him in an effort to win the Supervisor’s office. Defending the errors made by Democrats the last few years will not be fun, nor will distancing himself from them. This year, the way things are going, Zwirn may end up running as a Republican and Wilkinson a Democrat — it’s been that crazy. Listening to Wilkinson talk about the last few years of East Hampton Town leadership is sort of like observing a president elect discussing his incoming administration. One person joked that the only way Wilkinson can lose is if he pulls off a rubber mask revealing that he actually is Bill McGintee. Then there’s everybody’s once again best friend, Jay Schneiderman. His story will soon be at least a good movie. Unhappy with the Republican party in Washington, i.e. the Bush Presidency, Schneiderman leaves the Republican Party while still serving in the county legislature, receiving (and I say this mildly) unfavorable remarks from both Democratic Suffolk County Executive Steve Levy and members of his own party. So it looks like Schneiderman’s out there alone. At first, everybody’s running against him except McGintee, then —almost as if there were a magic cloud of smoke — Schneiderman emerges with, yes, the Democratic Party nomination, the Republican Party nomination, and perhaps the Conservative and Independent Parties’ as well. Even Obama couldn’t pull that off, but wait! Anything can happen and might. But I would bet the sailboat on Schneiderman winning back his County seat this coming November. Hello Steve Levy! Now perhaps Zwirn could find an issue to rope and ride into office. In a time when everybody is unhappy about the increases in town taxes, perhaps the answer might be a possible reduction somehow some way in the future — not relief to those who aren’t paying property taxes, even if for very good reasons. I’m waiting to hear what Wilkinson will do to close the $20 million gap that may end up being the figure for the East Hampton Town Budget for 2009. I heard his ideas at the Town’s budget hearings, but he never mentioned how he might cut $20 million, although he addressed the idea of revisiting town wages and contracts. But in these tough times, anyone daring to reduce police wages, teachers’ salaries or town employees’ pay will become very unpopular — fast.

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Illegal Scaring the Hell out of People in the Hamptons at 3 in the Morning By Dan Rattiner Two years ago, a group of armed men from the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement broke into a home in the Springs at 3 a.m., rousted everybody in the place out of bed, including women and children and, in spite of the fact that none of them were accused of having done anything wrong, carried all of them away to jail. It was probably the most terrifying experience that people living in this community have experienced. The East Hampton Town Police said they had no advance notice from the federal agency that anything like this was going to take place. The chief, Gerard Larson, said this raid raised significant issues about constitu-

tional rights of citizens. The fact was, however, that no further investigation was done of this. The general feeling was that if it was the Feds, there was nothing anybody could do. The raid was conducted by Immigration authorities because, they said, they had the name of a person they were looking for who they said was a fugitive. As it turned out, although that person was not there, they arrested everybody anyway, enforcing a section of their rules which says that when invading a home they have the right to make “collateral arrests” of those near by if they feel it necessary. In the case of the Springs raid, and several

others that took place in the middle of the night in several other nearby communities since then, a good number of people they arrested had to be let go because their papers were properly in order. Several were detained further because they did not have their papers with them, although at a later court date they were let go. As for those without papers, it was as if they had come upon them accidentally, but now that they had them in custody there was nothing to be done but to send them to an immigration judge, who would order their deportation back to where they came from. As you may know, these immigration judges (continued on page 22)

SCHNEIDERMAN BY ACCLIMATION? NOT SO FAST By Dan Rattiner In 2003, a popular East Hampton Town Supervisor decided he’d like to run to become County Legislator. His name was Jay Schneiderman. He was the son of a man who owned a group of cabins on the Old Montauk Highway in Montauk. He’d grown up here and wanted to advance himself. Facing him in 2003 was the incumbent, an attorney from Westhampton Beach named George Guldi. Guldi had been in office for two terms and was a Democrat. Schneiderman was a Republican. Schneiderman won. Between 2003 and now, Schneiderman has become a dedicated and beloved legislator who, every two years, gets re-elected by ever increasing margins. Meanwhile, Guldi returned to private practice

and got himself indicted. In 2006, he had teamed up with a Westhampton Beach businessman named Donald MacPherson, who owns Magic’s Pub, the Artful Dodger and the Sunset Café in that town, and an ever-increasing number of residential properties. According to the indictment, MacPherson would approach the male clients who frequented the sex club he and his wife own in Manhattan and involve them in a scheme where, for about $30,000 that the club would pay them(!), they would allow MacPherson to use their names to get mortgages on properties they would “purchase.” Guldi’s job was to do the legal work. And what allegedly would happen was that a property would be found, paperwork would be fudged to show there was no existing mortgage, and then new first mortgages would be obtained from local

banks for near the appraised value, with the money funneled into accounts controlled by either MacPherson or Guldi. The payments on the mortgages would be paid, but the bulk of the mortgage money would just stay with Guldi or MacPherson. The seller would have assumed the buyer had taken over the existing mortgage. The buyer would say nothing (obviously), and MacPherson and Guldi would divide up the loot. All this is just an accusation at this point — the men have not had their day in court — but among the evidence obtained were the details of the recent transaction involving Guldi’s father’s house. It was sold for $3.8 million, a $3.7 million mortgage was obtained and the exiting $1.7 million mortgage got transferred but then lost. These documents, in filing cabinets in Guldi’s (continued on page 39)

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Chopper Stopper: How They Quieted the Ruckus By Ian Stark The regular Southampton town board meeting on June 9 had a lot to cover — the resignation letters of Steve Brautigam (Town Comptroller), several public hearings and pages of resolutions, including one on a topic that has kept the Hamptons buzzing for years. Titled “Resolution 2009-714,” it was the return appearance of previous legislation seeking to regulate the operation of helicopters over Suffolk County. It was brought about by Legislator Ed Romaine (R-Center Moriches), whose past efforts have been less than successful — the bill he presented to the Suffolk County legislature in October ’08 was defeated by the legislature’s Public Works and Transportation Committee. His attempt to bring it forward again, in December ’08, was narrowly defeated (8 Yes, 9 No, 1 Abstention). But this time around, the resolution found support as the Southampton Town Board resolved to strongly support Romaine’s legislation, which just so happened to have been approved by the County’s Public Works Committee this time, on June 2. On June 9, the full County Legislature approved it, stating: “WHEREAS, there was duly presented and introduced to this County Legislature … a proposed local law entitled, ‘A LOCAL LAW TO ENSURE SAFE OPERATIONS OF HELICOPTERS;’ now, therefore be it RESOLVED, that said local law be enacted…”

After the approval by the legislature, County Executive Steve Levy signed the bill to make the word the letter of the law. In short, the law states that low flying helicopters “have become a public nuisance in Suffolk County and threaten life or property of its residents.” It stipulates, “It shall be unlawful to operate … any type of helicopter in a careless or reckless manner so as to endanger the life or property of others.” It’s with the wording of this last section that the law has a chance to stand. Originally, the proposal spoke to the issue of altitude — as written in the passage from the October 2008 version: “CARELESS OR RECKLESS MANNER … failing to maintain an altitude of two thousand, five hundred (2,500) feet above the high-

est obstacle within a horizontal radius of two thousand (2,000) feet from the helicopter except when necessary for a takeoff or landing or as weather conditions may dictate.” The hope last year was that, if pilots adhered to this specific altitude, the problems could be alleviated. Senator Schumer (D-NY) and Representative Tim Bishop (D-Southampton) sincerely hoped to make this happen — they had even reached an agreement with helicopter operators requiring them to maintain the minimum altitudes. But the complaints kept rolling in and while promises were made, there was little the County could do since altitudes, according to the FAA, are strictly under their jurisdiction. The agency has maintained the charge that it is the sole manager of all U.S. airspace, and that it does not mandate a minimum altitude for helicopters. That has been verbalized for officials in response to previous complaints, and not just on Long Island. Where Romaine’s proposal found its chink in the armor was in defining “careless or reckless manner” as “failing to take all actions reasonably necessary for safe operation or operating at an altitude that creates a hazard or undue hardship for persons and property on the surface.” According to the new law, if passed it would (continued on page 40)

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Me as Food Sitting in a Beach Chair, Minding my own Business, Writing a Story By Dan Rattiner So there is this one isolated sandy spot on top of a dune where I go sometimes to write my stories for this newspaper. I set out a folding chair and umbrella, open a laptop and sit myself down. It’s a little patch of sand amidst some beach grass. I look out at the ocean. And I write. I have just finished my work at this spot. But I have to tell you I feel that, today, I am lucky to still be alive. Everything started out just fine. There was a steady breeze blowing. There were clouds in the sky. The surf was up. Because the temperature was in the mid-60s and I’d be sitting still for

awhile, I wore long pants and a sport shirt, with a white windbreaker over that. I had on socks and sneakers. It was too windy for the umbrella on this day. But I was wearing my hat. About half an hour into my writing, I noticed out of the corner of my eye that some black flies were on my windbreaker. I shooed them off. They came back. A few more black flies were on my chinos. I shooed them off. I noticed that when I did that they fell to the ground, then struggled to their feet and began walking about on their six tiny legs. In my annoyance, I kicked a clump of sand over one of them. Scare them off, is what I thought. That

ought to do it. I went back to my work, but then noticed that the one I had buried was, remarkably, getting out. His little legs whirred as he threw grains of sand this way and that from on top of him, until finally, he climbed out, shook himself and ran off again. I didn’t think anything of it. But I did marvel at the fact that in the darkness there in the sand he had some mechanism that told him which way was up. About 10 minutes later, I felt a black fly on my right calf under my chino pants. I slapped at it through my pants and it fell out by my feet, (continued on page 26)

THE MOVIE JAWS AND THE TV SHOW ROYAL PAINS By Dan Rattiner In a couple of weeks, Dan’s Papers is going to publish an exact replica of an issue that originally appeared on July 1, 1975. It will come at you as a special extra edition. And it will be supported by advertising from our present day customers, who we hope you will, as a result, patronize. This particular issue was chosen as our special blast from the past because it appeared on the very day that the movie Jaws premiered at the United Artists Theatre in East Hampton, marking the first time that a red carpet event, complete with a wide range of celebrities from

Hollywood, ever took place in this town. This issue is also important today because of a parallel between the movie Jaws and a cable TV sitcom called “Royal Pains,” which you can see Thursday nights at 10 p.m. on USA. Both presentations were felt to be very offensive to the Hamptons — Jaws because its major premise was designed to scare the daylights out of people who might otherwise come here; “Royal Pains” because it might damage the reputation of the small but highly regarded Southampton Hospital. In “Royal Pains,” the actors refer to “Hampton Heritage Hospital” as a place where you should not go if you have

any injury that might require more than a band-aid. Both of these presentations have closely skirted the bounds of libel, in that what they set out to do, deliberately, was to harm the reputation of this community. Certainly, financial losses would occur. The makers of Jaws and “Royal Pains” handled these matters very differently, however. And I am not so sure “Royal Pains” is going to get away with how they responded. In the case of Jaws, those that made it took this problem very seriously. I have recently (continued on page 42)

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perform this service as a sort of cattle drive. Those brought to their courts stand in line and then appear before them for less than 30 seconds. They are asked for their name and if they have papers. If the answer is no to the second, they are found guilty, then held in jail until deportation. I know there are a great many people who believe that illegal immigrants are taking away jobs from otherwise qualified Americans. There are also those who feel that America is built on immigration, both legal and illegal, and once here, people should be allowed the freedoms ordinarily afforded to all of us. This situation, from two years ago, however, is an entirely different thing. It is reminiscent of Stalin’s purges in Russia and Hitler’s fascism in Germany. Albert Einstein himself, along with his wife, was awakened in the middle of the night in Germany by Gestapo agents who said they had a report he had weapons. They left with his kitchen knives. When Einstein summered out here on the East End in 1939 this was a story he told to people who asked about it. It had happened just three years before. He had gotten the message. The next day, Einstein and his wife left. What is going on with these nighttime raids — and they are continuing — has about as much to do with looking for “fugitives” as the Gestapo invading Einstein’s Munich home looking for “weapons.” It is, instead, about the Hispanics getting the message. And they have. Many of them, even those who are here legally, now spurred on by the economic slowdown, are going home. So

much for the American way of life, our Constitution and democracy in America. This behavior by Immigration is a disgrace. What has led the Immigration police to do this, they tell us, is that they have a “mandate” they were given by the President three years ago. The mandate, according to them, was to track down fugitives — those who are wanted for crimes committed — and, if it turns out there is a belief they might be in someone’s home, go in there in the middle of the night with a search warrant and get them. Since fugitives might exit out a window as they entered, “collateral arrests” were permissible. As you probably know from watching TV, to break into a home in the middle of the night requires a judge’s signature on a search warrant. You can wake a judge up in the middle of the night to get it if you want, if it is that important to get. Guess what? No judge ever signed an order authorizing a legal search warrant for these operations. This week, there has been astonishing news about these events. In Connecticut, a judge threw out a deportation order against four illegal immigrants arrested during a nighttime raid. The ruling said there was no proper warrant issued, there was no probable cause, and there was no knock on the door with the approved consent of those inside to let these people in. These four can stay in Connecticut. Last Wednesday, a report was released by the Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law in New York. It had analyzed the records of all these break-ins in the states of New Jersey and New

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York in 2006, 2007 and 2008. Besides the fact that all were done without proper search warrants, they came up with the following results. Beginning in early 2006, Immigration put together 100 fugitive operations teams around the country to fulfill its mandate. During the next three years, these teams made nearly 80,000 arrests around the country, nearly four out of five involving people of Hispanic descent. As for “fugitives,” they found almost none. The fugitives, people on the run from criminal charges, were apparently picked out of a hat and simply assigned to one particular Hispanicappearing home or another. And so it was on that pretext they went in. Here on Long Island, the report documents 100 raids between January 2006 and April 2008. In only 14 of these cases did the people inside offer consent to come inside. As a result of these 100 raids, there were nearly 500 “collateral” arrests, and of those detained, 473 were Hispanic. The report was prepared for the law school by students and faculty and clerks hired to gather the data in a department of the law school called the Immigration Justice Clinic. Its director, Peter Markowitz comments, at the end of the report, that “the widespread illegality by a law enforcement agency should be kind of shocking to anybody.” The report ends with some recommendations. It says that the use of home raids — with a judge’s warrant, of course — should be limited to the search for only those who pose a serious risk to national security or have violent crimi(continued on page 26)

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Who’s Here By Tiffany Razzano In an unprecedented move, the reality cooking competition “Hell’s Kitchen’s” outspoken and often snarky celebrity chef and show creator Gordon Ramsay has given a competitor from a previous season a second chance. Robert Hesse, a fourth generation resident of Quogue, was invited back to compete on the newest season of the show, after he was forced to drop out towards the end of Season 5 due to health issues. Ramsay surprised Hesse and his wife with the news during the Season 6 premiere, when he invited the couple to what was supposedly a special anniversary dinner. Hesse was thrown back into the action immediately. “I had no idea it was going to happen,” he said. “I had no bags packed or anything.” Hesse promises an extremely entertaining season for fans of the show, which airs Tuesdays at 8 p.m. on Fox. “There’s definitely a lot of drama,” he said. “A lot of crazy stuff happens — a lot of ‘oohs’ and ‘ahs.’” Many of the competitors this season were resentful of Hesse’s previous experience on the show, as well as his rapport with Ramsay. But Hesse ignored the negativity and focused on the task at hand — the competition and ultimate prize of the position of head chef at Araxi Restaurant in British Columbia. And he used his prior experience to his advantage. “I knew a little bit more than the others. I knew what to expect — the hours, the stress, the yelling. Now when [Ramsay] is yelling, it’s like water off a duck’s back. The others get rattled up.” Last season, Hesse was a favorite of fans, as well as of Ramsay’s, to win the competition. When he announced he was leaving with only a few episodes left, after discovering he was suffering from a condition called pericarditis, Ramsay told Hesse he was disappointed to see him leave because he thought he could take first place. “It’s like you’re playing [basketball] with Michael Jordan and he tells you that you have a sweet jump shot,” Hesse said. After his untimely departure, many fans wrote into the show begging producers to give Hesse another shot, and Ramsay knew he needed to bring him back on board. Not that Hesse has been sitting around idly since Season 5. Over Memorial Day weekend, he opened his new restaurant, Georgica Restaurant and Lounge in Wainscott, just about two weeks after the season finale. He’s seen the establishment quickly rise through the ranks and become a Hamptons hotspot. The former head chef at Q in Quogue, Hesse takes on the role of co-executive chef with his former Season 5 “Hell’s Kitchen” competitor and friend, Seth Levine, who has worked in Manhattan and also as a personal chef in the Hamptons prior to the show. “It’s unusual to have two chefs open a restaurant together,” Hesse said. “Usually you’d have two egos that get in the way.” However, he said, the two are a great match. “He’s chic and I’m more street.

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opportunity. It was also a chance for him to bring his unique brand of comfort fine dining to the Hamptons. “It’s a perfect mesh with the Hamptons. There’s something for everyone. The food is simplistic, familiar, yet very elegant. “You could have Mariah Carey eating in the corner, and Joe the Plumber might be on the other side of the room,” he continued. “It’s designed to fit everybody’s budget. I don’t care who I cook for, rich or poor, I’m more focused on the food. The same plate of food goes to whomever ordered it, celebrities or not.” Hesse’s goal was to offer a wide range of tempting dishes, keeping in mind what he himself would most want to order at a restaurant. “Most Hamptons restaurants have only one or two things I’d want to eat. There’s nowhere that I say, ‘Oh I want to order this, this and this.’” His goal was to create a menu that would leave diners wanting more, bringing them back to try different dishes. With the short lead time to open the restaurant, Hesse wasn’t sure if it could all come together in time. “I came on board and when I first walked into this place, it was destroyed,” he said. “I thought, ‘This will never be done in three weeks.’” But he concentrated on the menu, leaving the physical renovation and business aspects up to those financing the project. Then, after returning from a three-day trip to Florida, he was blown away by what he saw. “The place was transformed. I couldn’t believe it.” He added, “Money talks and B.S. walks. You can get anything done if you’ve got it.” Since the opening, Georgica has received a lot of press and great reviews, drawing mostly a young trendy crowd, including celebrities Nick Cannon and Molly Sims. Alexandra Richards, Keith Richards’ daughter, popped by one Saturday night to take on the role of guest DJ. Last weekend, Hesse threw a “Hell’s Kitchen” party, with contestants from Season 5 and 6 showing up. Hesse has been recognized and lauded by celebrities, sports stars and food critics, as well as the public, including workers in Manhattan who popped up out of manholes to give him a thumbs up. While he’s enjoyed the attention, he knows it won’t last forever but that doesn’t ultimately matter since, for Hesse, it’s all about the food. A self-described “big guy” (on the show he weighed about 400 pounds, but lost about 60 since then) who is “rough around the edges” and covered in tattoos, Hesse said he’s constantly surprising people who might initially judge him based on his looks. “They do a double take when they come back to meet the chef. But you can’t judge a book by its cover,” he said. Hesse used this underdog quality to inadvertently win over viewers. “Why do I think I had so many fans? I think people saw themselves in me, an average Joe, a blue collar guy just trying to make it.”

When Hesse dropped out of “Hell’s Kitchen” last season, Ramsay said he was disappointed because he thought Hesse could take first place. Together we’re a perfect complement.” Because Season 6 was filmed months ago, Hesse has known all along that he would be back on the show, but had to keep mum according to the show’s confidentiality agreement. But when asked if his appearing on Season 6 had anything to do with Georgica having two head chefs — a rarity in the restaurant world — Hesse cryptically said, “Well, it could mean that I knew I won… or not, you never know.” Though the show expressly forbid contestants from discussing business ventures during filming as the season aired, Hesse said the two still managed to sneak in discussions as the camera was rolling. Just weeks before the season finale aired, Levine, a former Wall Street trader from Great Neck, called Hesse about teaming up with him at Georgica — a month before the restaurant was set to open. At the time, Hesse was working on plans to open his own restaurant on Main Street in Sayville, but quickly changed gears. Initially, he had been hoping to avoid the Hamptons scene, but decided he couldn’t turn down the

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McGintee: For Whom the Bell Tolls? By T.J. Clemente The silence is deafening. To those at the East Hampton Supervisor’s office, it can only seem like the darkest pages of Franz Kafka’s The Trial. To others, anticipating the worst, it is the guillotine scenes from A Tale of Two Cities. But to Supervisor William McGintee, it is pure hell. The list of accusations is impressive — as is the rap sheet of any potential indictment, dramatized for political effect. But the real question — or charge — perhaps, is: Did the supervisor use bad judgment to conceal his knowledge of the direction town finances were heading weeks before the last election in order to win? Of that charge, perhaps many politicians

today are guilty. Senators announcing that the banks were strong and solvent, presidents promising, “Read my lips, no new taxes,” or CEOs insisting that GM will never file for bankruptcy all said what they said to stay in power, or try to stop an erosion of confidence in their own ability to lead. All of those statements cost citizens money. Banks and bank stocks declined and some failed. GM stock is worthless. Taxes were raised, but some might say no statute laws were broken. What haunts the Supervisor perhaps is a


paper trail left behind, because there was no effort to truly conceal the stumbling through the worst economic downturn in the town’s history. Was it mismanagement that caused the town revenue to go into reverse as it has? Who truly saw this national nightmare coming anyway? Did the Supervisor pillage the Community Preservation Funds (CPF) because he thought it was a good idea to take that money to make payroll, or was it because expected revenues did not materialize? Was it the only choice in order to immediately raise money? Remember, TART legislation was passed by Congress to buy toxic assets. But after it was passed, due to the actual scope of the crisis, it was used to strengthen banks’ assets at hand. Just recently Secretary Paulson admitted in testimony that he couldn’t let on how bad things really were. Supervisor McGintee made some tough calls; he was told by some town council that he would be breaking the law if he used/borrowed CPF money to rescue a failing town budget, but he decided to go that course. His repeated insistence that things would right themselves is what all chief executives must say to curtail negative momentum, however his opponents point to financial disclosure forms, improperly filed with misrepresentations as a violation of the law — and it is. This is the smoking gun and ultimate judgment the Suffolk County District Attorney must wrestle with. At the moment, with an “on going investigation,” in process, attempts to find out what that office has in mind have been met with legal silence. McGintee and staff, dying to give their point of view to the hurling of charges by all quarters of the debate, have been silenced by legal counsel who of course, want to “control” and limit all aspects of the debate. The truth is, McGintee is unpopular largely due to the fact he is at the helm of a town whose real estate values had been escalating at an unprecedented rate but then nose dived, whose government grew at an unprecedented rate, and whose town revenue to support it also nos edived. Perhaps his critics would say he didn’t take the necessary legal steps to address these issues. The fact that McGintee made judgment errors is evident in light of his current predicament: His party has all but demanded he not run for re-election, local newspapers are using the strongest of language to attack his integrity and honesty, the town’s finances are in disarray. Then there’s Ted Hults, his town budget officer, indicted on seven felony counts perhaps for simply following the Supervisor’s orders. Lastly, many in town anxiously await the photo of the Supervisor in handcuff’s being taken from his office to court to be arraigned. It is a Greek tragedy, right here in East Hampton. A proud man is left humbled and twisting in the wind as the clock runs out. Some will capitalize on his misfortunes; others will pay for his misjudgments. But in the end, (continued on page 39)

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Seven Marathons, Seven Continents, Seven Days By Anne Calder Last year, Chris Cuddihy of Riverhead and his friend Stewart Kershaw were looking for something to do. Not just any ordinary thing, but something big. Most people might opt for a trip to Europe, or buying a new car. These two chose instead to run seven ultra marathons in seven days, on seven continents. If completed, it would set a world record. The year before, Chris Cuddihy, at age 54, rowed across the Atlantic onboard a boat At the South Africa start, Cuddihy (center) and Jones to his left; Right photo: the two finish the seventh in London named the ORCA, as part of a 14-man crew. The ORCA was in a kilometer race (just over 31 miles). After comEight months into planning the adventure race against La Mondiale, another 14-man boat, pleting that run, they would fly to Chile to run came another wrinkle. The runners found out rowed by Stuart Kershaw and Oliver Dudley, another 50 kilometers. From Chile, it was Los that Richard Donovan, an Irish ultra-runner among others. That competition sparked a Angeles, Australia, Hong Kong, South Africa, who had given them some advice on their friendship between Cuddihy and Kershaw, and and finally London. All in just 7 days. Antarctic leg of the trip, was going to try running they decided shortly after that they needed to do Unfortunately, Ryan Cuddihy injured his knee 7 marathons on 7 continents in just 6 days. The something else. They agreed that “something” during training and had to drop out. And there men were devastated. They nearly gave up, sent should be quick (since they all have jobs and were other obstacles. While making the travel the money they had already raised to Isaac’s lives to attend to) and inexpensive. One week arrangements and planning, “the cost just kept House, and called it quits. But instead, at the seemed feasible, and running was cheap enough going up,” said Cuddihy. “We had no idea just suggestion of Cuddihy’s wife, Pat, they upped the — or so they thought. Others had tried running how much this was going to cost. It was a totally ante —“don’t just run marathons,” Pat said, “run seven marathons in seven days on seven conti- self-funded trip with all proceeds raised by ultra marathons” nents before, but were unsuccessful. Stuart and me going to Isaac’s House.” Cuddihy Of the team of four, only two made it through Yet Chris Cuddihy, his son Ryan, and Kershaw paid for all of the expenses out of pocket, racking all seven ultra marathons in the seven days planned not only to accomplish the feat, but to up a $27,000 bill. (continued on page 28) raise money for charity while they were at it. They settled on Isaac’s House — a charity run by SERVICES AVAILABLE Paul Howells of Liverpool that is building and • Telephone/Intercom Systems maintaining an orphanage in Uganda to help communication solutions • Programming children affected by war, HIV and poverty that work for your home & business • User-Training ( — and began making arrange• Extended Warranty Our experienced staff is ready to ments for their extraordinary undertaking. They assist you with all phases of design, • Maintenance Plans • Repair Service installation and maintenance of called it 7in7on7. • Refurbished Equipment telephone/intercom systems for Kershaw recruited Oliver Dudley and Jack • VOIP Solutions your business or home. We have Jones, Jones from Liverpool and Dudley from • Video Surveillance certified technicians on staff to London. That brought the total headcount to five. • Home Automation ensure that your needs are The team members — ranging in age from 25 • Computer Networking Serving Business & High-End Residential Clients handled as quickly as possible. on Long Island for Over 20 Years through 55, with little previous marathon expe1150-4 Lincoln Avenue • Holbrook, NY 11741 Please contact us to arrange a complimentary consultation with one of the professionals from our staff. rience — would start in Antarctica, running a 50Tel: 631-913-0226 • 1197232


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continued my work in the passenger seat. I’d escaped. I imagined this ring of 100 flies around my beach chair now all on the phone with headquarters describing what had happened and asking for further instructions of what to do. I rolled up my car windows. Half an hour later, finishing my story in the passenger seat, I went out to the beach chair and retrieved it. The flies were all gone. Their warm little fleshy prey was no more. A general retreat had been sounded. So this is a warning. The black flies are out there. They are newly hatched, there are lots of them and they are hungry. Bring Mace or something, I don’t know what. They are not an endangered species, and, quite remarkably, they work together with military precision. Surely this was a very close call.


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The Wonder of Alice By P. J. Mills Lewis Carroll’s classic tale, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, is the story of a girl who follows a white rabbit down a rabbit hole, thereby entering a fabulous world where animals and sea creatures talk and dance, playing cards come to life, and time stands still at a mad tea party. “Wonder,” says Dr. Johnson, “is the effect of novelty upon ignorance.” In Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland there is more novelty-inspired wonder per page than in any other book I’ve ever read. The 1866 edition of Carroll’s book sold out quickly; it was an instant bestseller, embraced by children and adults alike. Queen Victoria and a young Oscar Wilde were among its most ardent admirers. Since its initial publication, the book has never been out of print. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, and its sequel, Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, published in 1871, are often presented as one story: Alice in Wonderland. I first encountered Alice when, as a child, I saw the animated Disney movie which was based on both books. Later, I read Carroll’s two tales in a college course devoted to English Literature. Today, I cannot pick up either of the Alice books without wanting to hear Grace Slick’s powerful psychedelic rock rendition of “White Rabbit,” first recorded on the Jefferson Airplane’s 1967 album, Surrealistic Pillow. For me, that song made Carroll’s own surrealistic vision an intrinsic part of a time when many young people in America, filled with hope and moved by idealism, were searching for freedom and release from the “logic” of the Vietnam war: “When logic and proportion/ Have fallen sloppy dead/ And the White Knight is talking backwards/ And the Red Queen’s ‘off with her head!’/ Remember what the Dormouse said: ‘Feed your head/ Feed your head/ Feed your head.’” Alice in Wonderland is, once again, being made into a major motion picture by Disney, set for release in March of 2010. Directed by Tim Burton, the film will star Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham-Carter as the Red Queen, Mia Wasikowska as Alice, and Anne Hathaway as the White Queen. Judging from publicity shots of the actors, in full costume and make-up, now circulating on the web, this film adaptation will be a stunning visual representation of Alice’s adventures. However, in a movie, the image is all-powerful, whereas in Carroll’s books, although there is a lively interplay between the printed word and the illustrations, wonder is evoked primarily by the novelty of the narrative, as in the conversation between Alice and the “hookah smoking Caterpillar.” The Caterpillar asks Alice: “Who are You?” To which she replies: “I — I hardly know, Sir, just at present — at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.” “What do you mean by that?” the Caterpillar asks, before demanding: “Explain yourself!” In response, Alice says, “I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, because I am not myself, you see.” Carroll tells us of the need for pictures in books (which is quite different from moving

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The Sheltered Islander Your Place, or Twine? As I’m sure many of you have seen in the papers and on the news, my birthday is coming, on July 31. I share my birthday with Jackie Kennedy and Mae West. Three great women on one day. I’ve asked everyone not to overspend on me this year. It is not necessary to mortgage your house to buy me a gift when selling your vehicle will suffice. I’m short on ruby jewelry and boats. This next birthday is a big one. The kind that makes you wonder where the hell has all the time gone? Days are long, but years are short. It also makes me reflect on what, if any, wisdom I have attained. What pearls can I impart to the younger people? I had to think a very long time, but I came up with a list, some of them are my own thoughts and some are borrowed. 1. “Don’t run with scissors.� I received this advice from my Kindergarten teacher, Miss Ross, and it has applied throughout my life. Don’t run with scissors. I also found, “Don’t poke other people with your fork,� and “Don’t pop your lunch bag� to be useful during my youth. 2. “Life is a series of meetings and partings.� (A Christmas Carol). How true this is. The Greeks said, “When man plans tomorrow, the gods laugh.� The next person you meet, the phone call you get, can change your life. Be flexible, be prepared. Be ready to help some-

one, be ready to have a good time, be ready to sit with a sick or grieving friend. Half of life is just showing up. 3. “Sometimes it’s time to leave, even if there’s nowhere to go.� Leave when it’s time for you to go. Sometimes you have to leave a person, sometimes a place, sometimes a job. You always have that funny feeling when it’s time to go and if you ignore it, it usually ends badly and you regret not having followed your intuition. You should only ignore your intuition if you’re sure you’re going to get something really nice, like a house, or a lot of money. For that, you can put up with any odious person or situation until you get the payoff and then you can afford therapy in your lovely new surroundings in case you have any feelings of guilt. 4. A man with a boat is worth two men with trucks. A man with a house is worth two men with boats. A man with a house on Ram Island is worth hiring the men with trucks and boats to set up a blackmail scenario where the only solution is to marry you without a pre-nup. 5. There is no such thing as “enough jewelry.� If a man says that to you, ask him if he has “enough tools.� 6. The natural look is for women who can’t handle their cosmetics. 7. Don’t go overboard with hair dye. There comes a time in life when your gray is conspicuous by its absence. My mother, who is older than me, still dyes her hair dark brown. I did

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that would raise $13 million dollars. Their goal was only $250,000, so they had high hopes that things would go well. They were not nearly as successful as they had hoped, but were grateful to those who made donations, allowing the work through Isaac’s House. Now, what is left for these adventurers to do? Ryan Cuddihy, who missed out on running due to his knee injury, is now hiking the Appalachian Trail as part of the Wounded Warrior project. Kershaw is hoping to go back and finish what he started — he wants to complete the remaining 3 ultra marathons, on the 3 continents that he missed. That’s still in the works, but for now, the men have returned to their lives, to recover, and to rest their tired feet.

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Lisa Robinson, contributing editor of Vanity Fair. The third and final feature in the Doc series, to be announced later this month, is scheduled to screen on September 4. Also this Friday at 8:30 p.m., New York’s favorite dating expert, matchmaker and host of the hit web series “Relationship Chatter,” Samantha Daniels, is hosting a private cocktail soirée at her Wainscott home in honor of San Francisco’s first lady, Jennifer Siebel Newsom wife of Gavin Newsom, the mayor of San Francisco. The event is a fundraiser to support Siebel-Newsom’s non-profit documentary, Miss Representation. The film explores women’s under-representation in positions of power and influence in America by challenging the limited portrayal of women as encouraged by the mainstream media. We hear the guest list is power mix of celebs from TV, film and politics. If you are interested in attending, e-mail to This Saturday August 1, let the games begin! Join everyone’s favorite TV host and supermom, Kelly Ripa, as she leads the masses to Fashion Utopia! It’s The Ovarian Cancer Research Fund’s (OCRF) 12th annual Super Saturday designer garage sale co-hosted by Ripa, Donna Karan, Ariel Foxman and InStyle along with Gossip Girl star Blake Lively at Nova’s Ark Project in Water Mill at 12 noon. Get ready to shop long and hard for a great cause at over 200 of the most prominent designers including Catherine Malandrino, Diane von Furstenberg, Giorgio Armani, Ralph Lauren and Valentino. This year there will be an extra special Accessories Salon will showcase luxury items from designers such as Louis Vuitton, Emilio Pucci and Tory Burch. Pick up a dress for later that evening and attend the 51st Annual Summer gala to benefit The Southampton Hospital Foundation, chaired by Sheila O’Malley Fuchs. Celebrate alongside the evening’s honoree supermodel, mom and activist Christie Brinkley. All proceeds will benefit the Department of Emergency Medicine. Until next week: Life is short, you only live once, so party on! TV host, entertainment & feature correspondent, director, writer and executive producer, Gina Glickman can be seen Tuesdays, Thursdays and weekends hosting News 12 Long Island’s “What’s Hot in the Hamptons.”

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By Dan Rattiner Week of August 1 – 7, 2009 Riders this week: 21,412 Rider miles this week: 132,555 DOWN IN THE TUBE Actors Christine Ebersol, Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore were sitting in the subway dining car between Shinnecock and Hampton Bays last Tuesday. Our spy says they were talking about Grey Gardens, whatever that is.

TRACK WORK CONTINUES Because of the Transit Authority’s stupid orders, track replacement has to take place this month throughout our system. The track is ten years old and is good for 30, but rules is rules. This week, service will be suspended between Bridgehampton and Water Mill. Riders going through that section are to get off at one of the two stations and take the waiting shuttle busses up on the street to the other station. Riders going just between those two stations should not

bother going down the subway steps. Just stay on the street and use the shuttle busses. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE I am currently in Wasilla, Alaska, in conversation with Sarah Palin who had begun negotiating for an underground subway system in Anchorage. Accompanying her to her resignation picnic, I learned of the apparent theft of our car #426631, together, I am now told, with Motorman Peter Charles Hootwinkle, a man with 22 years experience in subway work. Palin is understandably upset. We will find this thief. Whoever committed this dastardly act will be severely punished. Incidentally, construction on a subway system in Anchorage can only occur during the 22 days in July when the ground isn’t frozen. It would take more than 20 years to build a subway system this way. I don’t think this is going to happen.

SUGGESTION BOX THIEF ARRESTED Thanks to effective investigations and gumshoe work, local police have arrested the man who stole the suggestion box from the wall of the Hampton Bays Station. He is Harvey Doorbanger, of 342 Holiday Lane in East Quogue, the yellow house four doors in from Wagner Boulevard, on the left. Police arrested Doorbanger when he showed up at the Hampton Bays headquarters of Hampton Subway trying to find out if his weekly letters demanding ransom and been received there or whether he had been sending his ransom notes to the wrong address all this time. Doorbanger, if convicted of all charges against him, including trespassing, hostage taking, extortion and about 11 other violations, could spend 1,324 years in prison. At Doorbanger’s house, where he lived alone, police found a living room full of incriminating evidence, including chisels, hammers, pieces of wooden suggestion boxes (Doorbanger had been sending cuts and pieces of the box with the ransom demands), copies of the ransom notes, photos of the suggestion box on a bulletin board, a bulletin board, ransom notes with misspellings that he had abandoned for that reason, even the rope and gag he used to smuggle the suggestion box off the wall, up the escalators and out to the street when he stole it in April. Neighbors say Doorbanger was a quiet man, well mannered and kept to himself. He has hired the firm of Bracewell and Guiliani to represent him and insists he is not guilty of any of the charges. SUBWAY CAR MISSING At the end of every day, as we shut down between 2 and 5 a.m. for maintenance, all subway cars return to the Montauk Yard. Last Wednesday night, one car didn’t. We know this because part of our routine every night is to count the cars. We have 34 cars in the fleet. Now we have 33. We have searched everywhere and it is just gone. How thieves could have been accomplished this is a mystery. The car weighs 400 tons and thieves would have had to lift it up out of the underground subway system to the street to cart it off. The car is No. 426631, originally built in Canada by the Canadian Subway Car Company. Their nameplate is on the back bumper. If anyone sees this car anywhere, report it to any subway official immediately.


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housekeeping. The Beales thought everything was just fine. Interestingly, their extended family, the uncles and aunts and cousins and nieces who all lived nearby, did nothing to help them, since the ladies wanted no help. This family was the Bouvier-BealeKennedy clan. Jackie Kennedy, the former first lady, had a summer place just four miles away. Two filmmakers, David and Albert Maysles, heard about the situation and in that year made a gentle and moving documentary about what these ladies did every day, which was pretty much nothing. The documentarians were accepted into the household by the daughter and tolerated by the mother. The result was the smashing success Grey Gardens, one of the most highly praised

films of that genre of the 20th century. David Maysles died in 1987. Big Edie died in 1977 and Little Edie, gently nudged out of this mess by family and friends after her mother died, moved to Palm Beach, where she died in 2002. But the documentary lives on. And not only does the documentary live on, but all manner of other creative work in a wide variety of other media have appeared, much of it to acclaim. And now there is this new scrapbook, really, by Albert Maysles’ two daughters. Here’s other Grey Gardens stuff you can get. If you want an Edie Beale t-shirt, go to the online t-shirt firm You can get a profile of Little Edie with captions that

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Honoring the Artist: Cornelia Foss It’s one of those hot and humid days beach allows us to appreciate the geoin mid-town Manhattan as we duck graphical iconography. into a building at 1133 Sixth Avenue A figurative work, “Bathers,” puts us to get some air-conditioned relief. more at a distance so we cannot directNaturally, our entering the building ly experience the scene. But this is next door to the International effective as well, again letting us take Photography Center is not arbitrary; in the whole setting, to see the “big picit’s where the “cool” and comforting ture,” so to speak. paintings of Cornelia Foss are hanging In other works, Foss also allows us Self-portrait, 2008 in the lobby. A lobby, by the way, filled to see the physicality of the terrain as with a marble floor and glass windows, creating she distinguishes between the sky, waves, horian ambience that isn’t at all like Foss’ outdoor zon and the beach. Textures become noticeable settings. Yet that’s why her scenes are so wel- as we look at the different “levels” in these setcome. tings. Other times, like in “After the Storm,” Foss’ What a break from the heat when we view sky predominates, although the divisions Foss’ green/blue seascapes, her lush flowers, her between the water and sky are articulate and crashing waves, her azure skies. It’s enough to majestic. send us out into New York’s “tropics” once more. Foss’ subjects are obviously not native to New But not before we take a closer look at Foss’ York City, but to Eastern Long Island instead, a art. There’s her “Flower Path,” a relatively large place where she has spent many glorious sumcanvas with delicious spots of color dotted with a mers through the years. Her luscious garden is a few blossoms. The image fills the entire picture likely inspiration as are the nearby beaches, plane appearing to engulf the spectator. We especially Sag Main. Family and friends impact become a part of the painting, as city noises fade significantly on Foss’ personal and professional life as well, her children and grandchildren prointo the distance. In a second lobby space, Foss’ beach scenes viding subjects for the portraits she creates. And we shouldn’t forget Foss’ dog, Augie, sureevoke a similar sensation, like her “Yellow Grass, Sag Beach “ and “Big Blue Sky.” Even so, Foss not ly a member of the family, too. Her love of dogs, only puts the viewer in the painting but does so in fact, has led to an unusual commission for her, in diverse ways. Whether the piece is small or using a dog as a subject. In the meantime, Foss continues to teach at large, we feel that we are in the “moment.” For example, in “Big Blue Sea,” the ocean waves seen New York’s Art Students League as she also from shore recall the sight, texture and sounds of thinks about a future trip to Tuscany with her a recent visit to the beach; in “Yellow Grass, Sag children and grandchildren. (Italy is a familiar Beach,” the pattern formed by the water and place for Foss, a country where she spent many of her formative years.) To spend time with Foss, whether in New York ZÜxtàxÜ jxáà{tÅÑàÉÇ V{tÅuxÜ Éy VÉÅÅxÜvx or the East End, is a special experience. Seeing her artwork is equally special. — Marion Wolberg Weiss Ms. Foss’ works, in the exhibit “Eastern Daylight Time,” can be seen at 1133 Sixth Avenue until the end of August. Call Ms. Foss' gallery, DFN, at 212-334-3400.

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Maybe Not All Taxes Are Certain After All By T.J. Clemente In a conversation with John Halsey, President of the Peconic Land Trust, the talk circled around the fact that the present federal estate tax changes that try to aid farmers expires on Dec. 31, 2009. As of 2010 there will be no federal estate tax until Jan 1, 2011, when the tax rolls back to the way it was before the present tax bill was passed 10 years ago with only a one million dollar exemption. Halsey sees this as a potentially huge problem on the East End, saying “Federal estate tax policy has been one of the most significant causes of the loss of farmland and natural lands on Long Island.” He explained that the Peconic Land Trust was founded in 1983, in part due to the plight of a family who owned a historic farm of over 200 acres in the Village of Southampton. The property had been in the Downs family for 10 generations when it had to be sold in order to pay $2.2 million in federal estate taxes in the late 1970s. Unfortunately, the family entered into a $4.1 million contract of sale contingent upon subdivision approval, which took five years to secure. By the time they had the funds to pay the tax, there was a 47% penalty, leaving the Downses with very little equity in the land. Halsey believes the community lost an agricultural asset of incalculable value. Now he’s looking forward to somehow keeping the agricultural assets on the East End. He has been to Washington D.C. to lobby and find friends in

other states to enlighten congressional leaders of the wisdom of protecting farms from being destroyed by the “next” estate tax bill that most likely will be passed later this year. Halsey’s proposals will “provide the owners and successors of interest with a way to keep farmland and land of conservation value intact in the face of onerous Federal estate and other transfer taxes.” (Note that these taxes have nothing to do with the local Community Preservation Fund (CPF) or the CPF tax, which is often called the Peconic tax. That and Peconic Land Trust are completely separate entities.) Halsey explained that if the land is sold for uses other than farming, then the taxes from all sales are due. He discussed the irony of today’s estate tax law, saying, “In fact, present estate tax policy is based on ‘highest and best use’ rather than ‘current use.’ This has caused the conversion of highly appreciated land of conservation value to become residential and commercial developments. In the 1970s, Congress passed a law creating IRS Code Section 2032A. This law provided owners of family businesses, including farmers, with the opportunity to limit estate tax liability by retaining ownership of a family business for 10 years after death. “The provisions of 2032A have been rendered useless to most landowners in our area given high real estate values. The maximum amount of value that estates can be reduced ($750,000 adjusted by inflation), and the complexities of complying

with its requirements.” Halsey provided an example to better illustrates the law. A 40-acre farmland parcel in Southampton Town was sold in 2005 for $25 million in order to pay federal estate taxes. Even if the family had been able to use 2032A, the reduction of the value of the gross estate by $750,000 (adjusted for inflation) would have had a minimal effect on the estate taxes due. The Peconic Land Trust claims that current federal estate tax policy envisions a $3.5 million estate tax exemption in 2009, an unlimited exemption in 2010, and a reversion to $1 million in 2011. Even if Congress increases the exemption to $5-$10 million, it won’t solve the problems for landowners on Long Island or in other areas in the country near major metropolitan areas. Joining in the efforts of the Peconic Land Trust is local U.S. Congressman Tim Bishop along with Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney and others, who have introduced H.R.1328, “To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to allow an unlimited exclusion from transfer taxes for certain farmland and land of conservation value, and for other purposes.” Knowing this fight is not regional, Halsey has reached out to other farming communities in California and Arizona for allies. His Peconic Land Trust proposal is that once a farmer voluntarily enters the program, “it is irrevocable and will permanently exempt qual(continued on next page)

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SCENE 13: “You can’t connect the dots looking forward, you can only connect them looking backward, so you have to have faith that it will all work out.” -- Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Inc. Last summer I was running around the Hamptons in search of the extraordinary. It’s the basis for my film… Dennis Lynch, the ordinary 40-year-old guy from Massapequa, is feeding a mid-life crisis by living the extraordinary life that only happens in the Hamptons. Running can make you tired. So one day I’m sitting back - beer in hand - and the phone rings. I have ESP, so I knew the call was related to the movie and yet I wanted nothing to do with my camera. After 100 rings I answered. BINGO… it’s a PR guy raving about how his client is perfect for my movie. I said, “No thanks, the movie is locked.” He sweetens the offer, “I’ll send a limo.” I can’t be bought. Ten minutes later I get another call. It’s a PR guy only this one is canceling my celebrity interview for tomorrow. This is the third time the “celeb” canceled and now the Hicksville native in me comes out, “He’ll never hear from me again.” I’m sure he’s heartbroken. I call back PR guy #1, “Lets book an hour for tomorrow.” I never heard of Sir Ivan and there’s no time to prepare. I’m clueless how he’ll fit into my movie but he has a castle – enough said. Tomorrow comes and BANG! My hour with Sir Ivan turns into 3 days. His presence in my movie must be seen to believe. The castle is down right AWESOME. It’s fully equipped with a dungeon, mote, bridge, gargoyles, fire pits, hidden rooms, iron gates, and ancient weapons. The dungeon is my favorite. Strapping beds, cages, handcuffs, whips… the stuff that must go on in there? Sir Ivan grins, “It’s all safe.” I’d like to be a fly on the wall. Sir Ivan was a marketing VP at his father’s bank. He didn’t like his job but loved his father. The bank got sold, his father passed away, you can guess the rest. He’s 50+ years old and making up for lost time in more ways than one. He’s become the Hugh Heffner of the Hamptons. I just got my invite to this year’s party. I’m going! The best part about Sir Ivan is his chase for living his dream of being a superhero rock star he calls Peaceman. He has a superhero costume and an album cut. His plan is to sell records and give the money to his charity. At first blush he’s hard to take seriously. He’s no Frank Sinatra, but then again, he doesn’t want to be Frank. He wants to Peaceman and Sir Ivan. Both are stage names but make no mistake, this guy is for real and I wouldn’t bet against him. His style of music is different. It sounds like John Lennon meets techno, perfect for Sir Ivan’s talents and I’ll admit it’s catchy. You’re never too old to live your dream. Go for it pal… I’ll root for your songs if you root for my movie and who knows? Maybe one day we’ll both finally connect the dots. To see a picture of Sir Ivan, go to



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refreshed my memory about this situation because I have just sold a new book to a publisher, which will be a mate to In the Hamptons, my memoir published by Random House in May 2008. In this second memoir, In the Hamptons Too, there is a chapter about Steven Spielberg and his activities here in the Hamptons. A good bit of it involves Jaws, of course. I have been reading back issues of Dan’s Papers, particularly in the run up to the premiere of the movie when this issue of slander was in the news. Jaws, the movie, was made from a book by that name written by Peter Benchley, a summer resident of these parts. In the book, the killer shark lurks in the Atlantic off “Hampton Harbor,” a waterfront village between Bridgehampton and East Hampton. The adjacent towns are mentioned by name. The action involves keeping the existence of the shark a secret so it does not scare off the tourists. At the time — this was in the early 1970s — the Hamptons was a very quiet community whose economy was very much based on the income provided by its summer residents and tourists. In April of that year, with this issue of slander and libel in the air — could a movie that terrified people keep them from coming here? — I spoke at length to the marketing director of this movie, a man named Ben Salweather from Universal Studios in Los Angeles, about this problem. “What if I made a movie about a sniper at Universal picking off studio tour visitors with a high powered rifle, and you executives trying to keep that hush hush?” I asked. “Couldn’t you sue me?” He looked into it, spoke to the film’s lawyers, and got back to me. As a result of that very concern, the movie very specifically is about some place other than Hampton Harbor. It takes place in a fictional resort called Amity. “Other places are mentioned. Nantucket, Cape Cod, the Hamptons, Martha’s Vineyard. But none of them are Amity.” Problem solved — although now, it occurred to us, all the publicity that might have ensued by a connection between the movie and the Hamptons was by the boards. It cut both ways. Here, a generation later, the makers of “Royal Pains” have the same problem, but choose not to do anything about it. The slander is the same. The action, it says, takes place in the Hamptons. Southampton Hospital is the only hospital in the Hamptons, so that is what they must be referring to. In slander and libel, one set of rules — very stern rules — applies when you are saying bad things about an ordinary and private entity. Another set of rules — less stringent ones — apply when dealing with someone who is a celebrity. With a celebrity, you have to have done it deliberately. That measure is not required for slander against an ordinary citizen. In other words, you can legally say a celebrity is a terrible person if he divorces his wife. You cannot say that if it is just some ordinary Joe. In 1975, the Hamptons was an ordinary Joe. In 2009, the Hamptons is a celebrity. The slander against Southampton Hospital,

or “Hampton Heritage Hospital,” is, in “Royal Pains,” quite deliberate. It is part of the plot. The plot of “Royal Pains” concerns the filthy rich of the Hamptons, and their sense of entitlement. Here in the Hamptons, many rich people pay to have a physician on retainer. When a rich person has a headache and calls, the physician answers. Physicians who arrange to do this are called concierge doctors. Personally, I have never heard of concierge doctors. However, it turns out, they actually exist, and there are people who pay to have them, even to talk to them about what to do for a hangover. Amazing. The star of “Royal Pains” is the handsome and sexy actor Mark Feuerstein, who does right by his patients, or as right as much as they will let him, considering that many of the rich like to make the diagnoses and treatments of their pains themselves. Then there is Hampton Heritage Hospital. People are sent there, but it is treated as a sort of lying in place. If at all possible, the filthy rich are always choppered out to specialists in the City. The hospital is for “citiots,” as the actors say. Citiots wait in line at Hampton Heritage for tests. The rich don’t. The makers of “Royal Pains,” when contacted by Southampton Hospital officials, argued that they are NOT slandering Southampton Hospital and are, in fact, referring to Hampton Heritage in very positive terms. So the slander is not from them. It is the characters in the show — the boorish and entitled rich (see “New York Housewives”), who snub their noses at the place. Blame them. Sue the characters. “Everyone knows this is all made up,” one of their lawyers said. “It is a TV show.” Yeah. And a 40-foot shark that deliberately eats beachgoers is just a fiction too. It did, however, at the time, scare the daylights out of everybody, some of whom for years afterwards wouldn’t set foot in the Atlantic Ocean. As a matter of fact, so many people stayed away from Amity that, well, the mayor and village councilmen eventually decided to change its name. Today it is known as, well, I can’t say that.


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ified farmland or land of conservation value from federal estate tax (and other transfer taxes) subject to a lien that runs with the land.” However there will be a, “Recapture tax penalty” that is binding on any successive owners and is due upon cessation of use inconsistent with the conservation intent. The sale or donation of development rights or conservation easements will not trigger estate tax recapture. The recapture tax penalty is based on the fair market value of the land at time of “cessation of use inconsistent with the conservation intent.” Halsey understands this may be an uphill fight, but he also believes his life’s work of preserving an agricultural option for the East End of Long Island is a cause worth fighting for.

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House/ home Pavlovâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cats? Can They Be Trained? Conditioned? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cats are smarter than dogs. You canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Jeff Valdez By Ellen Dioguardi Popular thought is that cats arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t really trainable, at least not like dogs are. The truth is that they really arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t as willing as dogs to follow direction. Your average dog will do just about anything for the alpha male or female in its pack. Since in most cases the dogâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s owner is the alpha member of the pack, they will do our bidding in part to make sure they retain their current ranking within the group. Cats, who in the wild donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t travel or operate in packs but take care of themselves and their offspring exclusively, will only do something if they feel the reward is really worth it. One of our recent trips to the vet required some uncomfortable probing of our male cat Robbie. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a big guy weighing in at about 22 lbs., but is very good-natured. While he was having his temperature taken our vet commented, â&#x20AC;&#x153;He really is a good cat, isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t he? He must be a mush at home â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;cause at his size, if he didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to let us do this â&#x20AC;&#x201C; thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no way weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be doing it!â&#x20AC;? We all chuckled but it got me to thinking: do we train our cats or do they train us? According to the â&#x20AC;&#x153;expertsâ&#x20AC;? (quoted on, and other Web sites), we can train our cats, within a limited spectrum. From what I read, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not as easy as training a dog and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best if itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s based on a consistent reward system. If you want your cat to continue a certain behavior, you need to reinforce it with a treat or a good belly rub, some-

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Peter and the Wolf Song at CMEE, Montauk Playhouse When I was a childless 20 and 30something, I would see parents wrangling with their kids at the movies, restaurants, outdoor concerts and other places I felt they didn’t belong. Why bother? I’d think. It’s just making it miserable for everyone else. When my older siblings had kids and would tell me they were going to take their one vacation at Disneyland, I was aghast. “We do it for the kids,” they’d say. I’d get the same response from parents who would wait in line at carnivals and suffer through other types of chaos for hours on end – again, “for the kids.” And then we had a kid. We schlepped him to everything – when he was three, to a wonderful outdoor Bridgehampton Music Festival concert at Channing, where other concertgoers would leer at us until we took him into the field to play. Into the city when he turned four, to fight the crowds to see a matinee of Beauty and the Beast on Broadway. To the Met when he was 4 1/2 to see his first opera. To EVERYTHING. We indulged any and all inklings of interest. Wanting him to share our love of music, I got a CD of Prokofiev’s Peter and the Wolf. He couldn’t get enough of it. I’d test him on the instruments for each character. Which one is the kettle drum? Which one is the clarinet? We’d sing the musical motifs and have him name the role – Peter? The cat? The hunters? After dinner, he’d request “pete and da wolf song,” and we’d all act it out — sometimes several times. Props and costumes naturally followed. I tracked down a DVD of the 1950s animated Disney version of the orchestra piece. What a hoot – especially the narrator with his New Yawk accent. Now we had DVD and CD. Too much was never enough. Hudson was hooked on Peter and the Wolf. So imagine our delight when we learned there would be a live production right here in the

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FRIDAY, JULY 31 GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATRE – Goldilocks. $10/$9 members and grandparents/$5 under 3 years. 11 a.m. – 12 p.m. 4 Hampton St., Sag Harbor. 631725-4193. SATURDAY, AUGUST 1 MONTAUK OBSERVATORY – See Day by Day listing for info. CHURCH FAIR – See Day by Day listing for info. CAROL SPINNEY – See Day by Day listing for info. SANDCASTLE CONTEST – All day. Atlantic Ave. Beach, Amagansett. GOAT ON A BOAT – See 7/31 listing for info. THE SECRET LIFE IN A POND – Learn about pond life through hands-on exploration. Ages 3 to 5 at 10 a.m. Ages 6 and up at 1 p.m. South Fork Natural History Museum. $7/$5 children/free SoFo members. 631-5379735. SUNDAY, AUGUST 2 MONTAUK OBSERVATORY – See Day by Day listing for info. MONDAY, AUGUST 3 FRENCH INSTITUTE – French workshop for toddlers. Learn French songs, salutations, and vocabulary inspired by the summer. Ages 3-5. Includes snack. 3-4:30 p.m. $65. CMEE, 376 BH/Sag Hrbr Tpke, Bridgehampton. 646-388-6605. TUESDAY, AUGUST 4 MERMAID TEA PARTY – 4:30 – 6 p.m. Come ready

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to dress up. Professional photographs, crafts, games and tea party. $60 children/$15 adults. 631-537-8250. GOOWIN’S BALLOOWINS – 5:30 p.m. Balloon performances geared toward children and families. Bring blankets. Village Green, Main St. and Mill Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-3337. SAY GOODNIGHT STORYTIME – Come to the library in pajamas for bedtime stories. 6:45 p.m. Hampton Library, Montauk Hwy., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. WORLD TRAVELERS – See Programs/Classes for more info. The Moon. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 5 PETER AND THE WOLF – Featuring Hampton Ballet Theatre School, Hampton Chamber Orchestra and celebrity narrator. 6:30 p.m. CMEE, 376 BH/Sag Harbor Tpke, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. WORLD TRAVELERS – See Programs/Classes for more info. Ireland: Hunt for Leprechaun’s Treasure. THURSDAY, AUGUST 6 OPERA AND ICE CREAM – Pre-premiere of Goodnight Moon. Also includes Roven’s Plums, Five Songs for Kids based on poems by poets William Carlos Williams, Christopher Logue, and Walt Whitman. Cookies, lemonade and Ice Cream finale. $20/$12 children 3-10/$15 Students and Seniors. 4 – 6 p.m. Rogers Mansion, Southampton Historical Society, 17 Meeting House La., Southampton. PUPPET-MAKING – Presented by Goat on a Boat. 6:30 p.m. John Jermain Library, Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. WORLD TRAVELERS – See Programs/Classes for more info. The North Pole: Visit the Eskimos. GOAT ON A BOAT – Red Ridinghood. $10/$9 members and grandparents/$5 under 3 years. 11 a.m. – 12 p.m. 4 Hampton St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. PROGRAMS/CLASSES WHBPAC SUMMER PROGRAMS – Musical theatre camps, music, art, and dance classes. AFTERNOONS AT ROSS – Ages 15 to 18. WORLD TRAVELERS – Ages 4 – 7. United Methodist

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By Janet Flora

Let’s Get It Straight: Losing the Frizz Once and for All

I remember my mother pressing her hair on an ironing board with the clothes iron. This was a dangerous and delicate procedure, but in the ‘60s when things were mod, she wanted her hair straight, like Peggy Lipton and Cher. Now we are so civilized when it comes to getting our hair straight. There is an arsenal of weapons designed to fight unwanted curl, bend, and frizz. There are more than 1000 anti-frizz products to choose from that are applied to hair before styling. There are round brushes the size of barrels, flat irons in every width, and for those who want a more lasting (and expensive) solution, there are salons that offer Brazilian straightening. But never before have we had No Frizz by Living Proof, which is also a product applied to hair before styling, but this product addresses the causes of frizz. The creators of Living Proof state: “Humidity affects

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the hair in two primary ways. First, it changes the surface texture of the hair fiber, making it rough and full of friction. Second, humidity increases the absorption of water in the interior of the hair shaft. All frizzy hair derives from this delicate give-and-take of water between our hair and the environment around us, and nearly all of us suffer from some degree of frizz as a result.” Thus, a group of scientists led by MIT Institute Professor Dr. Robert Langer and beauty authorities found a way to prevent hair, and its surface, from absorbing water. All the other anti-frizz products on the market rely on silicone as the main ingredient, which works by weighing the hair down, not by preventing the absorption of water. You might notice after using one of these products that your hair seems heavier, greasier and in fact, may get dirtier more quickly. One of the unanticipated benefits that the creators of Living Proof found was that treated hair is actually more repellent to dirt and particles than natural hair; as a result, you can actually go longer between shampoos. I tried the product myself and was stunned at the result. After using as directed on towel-dried hair (you can’t use too much – if you have more hair, use more product), I blew my hair dry, and it was silky smooth. I had dinner outside on a humid night, came

home and my hair looked as good as when I left. Recently I met writer Ellen Gordon Reeves who told me: “When my job-hunting book, Can I Wear My Nose Ring to the Interview?, came out this spring, I began getting requests for television interviews. I knew I had to do something about my hair, and a friend recommended No Frizz by Living Proof claiming it was “different.” Frankly, I didn’t believe it, because I’ve tried every product you can name, but I bought some and was amazed. No Frizz really works. Now I don’t have to wear my frizzy hair to the interview.” Living Proof has styling creams and treatments for fine, medium and coarse hair. If you want to add hold after styling, try the styling spray. The newest additions to the line are shampoo and conditioner, and the products are very reasonably priced. You can buy a two-ounce styling treatment for as little as $14. No Frizz is not only for those who want their hair straight. If you wear your hair wavy or curly, let it air-dry or use a diffuser. The products work well to keep the curl while eliminating the frizz. If you want to be frizz-free this is a must-have product. You can log onto their Web site where you can watch a video, order products and read more reviews at You can also buy Living Proof at Sephora.

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Beauty/Fashion This weekend my sister Paula and I shopped ‘til the cows came home, no kidding! She popped in from New Jersey – what a nice surprise. It wasn’t really a beach day, so we went shopping. Something different, don’t you think? Here are some weekend shopping updates to prepare your family and friends for a great way to spend time in the Hamptons. Carroll Spinney, who plays Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street, will be doing a book signing at Chic in Westhampton Beach on Saturday, August 1. 10% of all profits from signing will be donated to a local children’s charity. So pack up the kids and get over to this special event. The Elegant Setting, 31 Main Street, Southampton, is hosting an “East Meets West Trunk Show” featuring the Kiwon Wang Jewelry Collection, Saturday, August 1, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Open seven days a week from 10 a.m. – 6 p.m. For more information call, 631-283-4747 or visit: and Peter and Annie, 42a Jobs Lane, Southampton, is having a mid-summer sale on select clothing and accessories in order to make room for the winter collection that will be, believe it or not, arriving soon. The sale will last til the end of the upcoming week, so get going while the flavor lasts. And say hi to Annie (the bulldog) for me. You can really Shop ‘til You Drop at Super Saturday 12, on August 1 from 1 – 6 p.m. on the

beautiful meadows at Nova’s Ark Project, 60 Millstone Road, Water Mill. The annual shopping event, co-hosted by Donna Karan, Kelly Ripa, Blake Lively and Ariel Foxman of InStyle Magazine benefits The Ovarian Cancer Research Fund (OCRF). This day-long fundraiser will include famous one-of-a-kind designer garage sale fashions and accessories. Look for local shopping from Donna Karan’s Urban Zen, Alice+Olivia, Betsey Johnson, Calvin Klein, Catherine Malandrino, Christopher Fischer, Dianne Von Furstenberg, Elie Tahari, La Perla, LeSportSac, Madewell, Ralph Lauren, Shoshanna, Tommy Hilfiger, Trina Turk, Yigal Azrouel, Yummie Tummie and many more. The outragous 50% off sale continues at John Salibello Antiques, 2309 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton (across from the post office). All the merchandise on the second floor and in the barn is a cool 50% off. There are amazing pieces to choose from that have designers from all over flocking to John Salibello Antiques, who has fabulous pieces at affordable prices. In the mix are chandeliers, mercury glass lamps, sculptures, tables, paintings, and so much more. My sister bought a beautiful chandelier for her new home. She hasn’t stopped talking about it yet. Call 631-537-1484 for information. How about checking out a “buy now, wear now, summer sale” at Entre Nous, 37 Newtown Lane, East Hampton, for a special 50% to 75% off select-

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK Lily’s Closet by Michelle 130 Jessup Avenue, Quogue 201-914-5000 The Lily Pad is proud to announce the Grand Opening of Lily’s Closet by Michelle. The new “Upscale Designer Consignment Clothing Store” is splashed with pink and green and full of fashion forward merchandise all consigned by Michelle, by appointment only. Lily’s Closet by Michelle is open seven days and certainly a great destination while shopping about the Hamptons. You are sure to find better, gently used clothing along with new designer beach tunics with matching hats. Lily’s Closet by Michelle, exclusively at The Lily Pad, 631.653.6575, is certainly a walk on the wild side. Charles Krypell 93 Main Street, Southampton World-renowned jewelry designer Charles Krypell has recently opened his new boutique in Southampton. Krypell, well-known for creating timeless jewelry pieces for the sophisticated collector, has recently developed a new sterling silver and gold collection that is recognizable for its dimensionality, intrinsic value over its asking price, and perfect balance of stone to metal. Krypell designs in many different mediums allowing the customer to have options and to complete a day or night look. A Charles Krypell creation is timeless because of its sensuous design, elegant three-dimensionality and, of course, a deep understanding of human romance and desire. Krypell designs pieces to reach deep inside the human heart. Hampton & Co. 60b Jobs Lane, Southampton 631-283-2899 – Life is really a beach at Hampton & Co.’s flagship store, recently opened in Southampton. The store captures the spontaneity of the casual, relaxed style

of the Hamptons with their premiere collection of reinvented classics that include sailcloth bags, polo shirts, ties, beachwear and resort essentials, all made in America. The style and details are beautifully articulated – distinctive without being brash and elegant without being old-fashioned. The shop boasts women’s and men’s fashions and accessories including bags, belts and bracelets and custom Italian silk ties. Hampton & Co. is also committed to giving back. A minimum of 10% of sales goes directly to important community causes. They support environmental preservation, the arts and local organizations that protect and preserve the essence of our communities.

ed European and American designers. Call 631324-8636 for info. Sylvester & Co. At Home, 154 Main Street, Amagansett, will be hosting a Dransfield and Ross Trunk Show on Saturday, August 1, 2 to 6 p.m. They hand make fine throw pillows and home accessories and will be discussing their latest decorative accessories and some of their latest collections that will be on view as well as for sale. For more information call 631-267-9777 or visit Donna Karan is hosting a cocktail party with Agas & Tamar Jewelry Design at Zen, 4 Bay Street, Sag Harbor, Friday, July 31, 7 to 9 p.m. Deriving inspiration from ancient coins, metals and natural gemstones, Agas & Tamar are in perfect harmony with both the past and present. A portion of the proceeds from this cocktail party will be donated to the American Friends of Beit Issie Shapiro, an organization dedicated to building a future for children with disabilities. A percentage of all sales will benefit the Urban Zen Foundation, a public charity dedicated to three initiatives: promoting patient advocacy and well being, empowering children and preserving cultures. Visit Until next week, ciao and happy summer shopping! If your shop is having sales or new inventory, and you want our readers to hear about it, e-mail me at:

with Maria Tennariello also receive metal credit for a gold or platinum that you do not want or use. Stop in for the grand opening and have a look at what Michelle has to offer.

GIFT HERO Amagansett 917-653-0823 – I found something really different, a local online children’s retail store based in Amagansett called GIFT HERO. Founded by two young moms, Stefanie Katz Rothman and Lisa Fielding, together they sell a unique selection of children’s birthday gifts for ages 3 to 10-years-old. GIFT HERO is a great resource for time-strapped moms who would rather be enjoying the Gift Hero, Amagansett Hamptons with their families than endeavoring to find a toy store to buy birthday gifts. They’ve tested every product they sell, never Michelle Farmer Fine Jewelry offering anything that they themselves wouldn’t be 33 Newtown Lane, Suite 202, East Hampton thrilled for their own children to receive. They offer a 631-604-1850 quick search tool called Gift Finder to help you idenOpening with a celebration this upcoming weektify your gift with three questions: what is the gender end, on Saturday, August 1, on Newtown Lane, of the child? What is his/her age? What is your price Michelle Farmer Fine Jewelry will be seeing clients range? They’ve also designed an eco-friendly gift bag by appointment only. Farmer is a jewelry designer to eliminate the need to wrap your gift and find a who specializes in redesign work. Bring in your forsuitable shopping bag to bring your gift to the party. gotten, outdated or unwanted jewelry pieces, and she Orders are shipped via UPS the next business day will rework them to look current and fabulous. There after an order is placed. And finally, Gift Hero offers is also an extensive one-of-a-kind jewelry collection the ability to donate to a children’s charity. Log onto that can be custom ordered in any combination of for the full story. metal or stones and will work in 18kt gold, platinum, If you are a new kid on the block, or moved to a palladium and sometimes sterling if that is what the different location, email me at: NewKids@danspaclient wants. Also available is jewelry repair. You will

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Down’s Farm Preserve Down’s Farm Preserve is located on the south (right) side of the road traveling east, after Elijah’s Lane and just after the Peconic Land Trust’s North Fork Stewardship Center and Pellegrini Vineyards. Look carefully for the small sign. The Preserve is 9.4 miles east of the CR 105/Main Road intersection. If you pass Moore’s Lane, you’ve traveled too far to the east. In 1997, the Town of Southold, with assistance from the Peconic Land Trust, acquired the title to the fifty-one acre parcel on Downs Creek. The Down’s Farm Preserve encompasses the site of a Native American fort, a dense beech, oak and hickory woods, an old-field successional community, and tidal wetlands. On the southern end of the property, the Preserve includes the remains of Fort Corchaug, a Native American encampment. There was an Indian log fort there in the 17th century, and farmers often discovered arrowheads, spear points, and shards of clay pots. This area is off limits to hikers. The trails here are open daily from dawn to dusk. For more information, visit the Town of Southold website, A very nice trail guide is also available at Gail Evans maintains this website; she is a photographer who loves the trails on the North Fork. The map she created shows benches, “cut-throughs,” and spur trails. From the parking area, head south towards a kiosk located in front of the trailhead. The building

is generally closed to the public, and there are no public rest rooms. The kiosk has a box for interpretive brochures, but it was empty. The interpretive brochures describe the nature features by the numbered stations. Since ecology is the result of a dynamic process, many of the things featured no longer reside at these stations. The trail is blazed in only one direction. Begin by following blue plastic diamond-shaped trail markers. If you look at the map that you downloaded from, it shows two loops, one blue and one red. When Evans and I walked the trails at Down’s Farm Preserve



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last week, we used the map to assist us in walking all of the trails available. We had to walk some of the trails more than once, and one trail opposite of the direction in which it is blazed. We looked behind us to see what trail we were on. In total, I doubt if we walked much more than one mile. We didn’t see any on our walk, but Great Horned Owls have been known to frequent this area. We did see some woodpeckers and hear a wide variety of songbirds. We also spotted the heads of terrapin turtles in the creek. The trails are trimmed back nice and wide, and the grass is cut. This greatly decreases the chance of picking up ticks and is a very hikerfriendly feature. A short spur off of the blue trail takes you over a bridge to a wall of phragmites. Perhaps in the winter there is a view of a freshwater wetland. The second spur off of the blue trail takes you to a view of Down’s Creek that drains into Great Peconic Bay, and to your left, you can see the green of a golf course. On your way out by the last bench, you can see a nearby vineyard. This is a great short hike for a summer day. It’s kid-friendly too, so pack up the kids and take a hike! Dogs on leashes are also allowed here. For more information about this and other open space recreational opportunities in the Town of Southold, please contact the Southold Preservation Office at (631) 765-5711.

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Conquering the Sugar Addict Within By Carol Galanty It usually strikes around 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. and then again in the evening. Perhaps it’s a feeling of sluggishness or irritability or maybe the shakes set in or you feel like you’re going to fall asleep at the wheel of the car. A boost is in order, so you turn to a midmorning donut and coffee, late afternoon chips and soda, or a late night bowl of ice cream for relief. The logical side of your brain says, “No, don’t do it. Grab the celery,” but the addict within you says, “Just go for it. It’ll make you feel better.” In actuality, those little sugar (and caffeine) highs just set you up for a big fall a couple hours later. The introduction of refined sugar into your system elevates your blood sugar levels initially, and you feel a surge in energy – temporary relief – but it’s false energy and short-lived. It’s followed by a crash a couple hours later when your blood sugar levels quickly plummet, leaving you in need of another boost. Thus the daily cyclical cravings many people experience for sugar and/or caffeine. It’s a pretty safe assumption to say that the majority of American people are addicted to both sugar and caffeine. But there is a solution. You can gain control of your cravings without willpower or deprivation. When referring to this evil white stuff, any products made from white flour, such as pasta, white rice and bread, are included because they’re so highly processed that they lack the fiber and nutritional content of the original grain whence they came, so they’re metabolized in the body just like sugar. Here are a few of the problems associated with the sugar. First, there’s the Big Three – Cancer, heart disease and diabetes. Although the media has brought much attention to dietary fat as the culprit in the development of these diseases, in reality, sugar is an



even bigger problem. Cancer cells thrive on sugar. Sugar and white flour products are devoid of nutrients (the processing strips them away). Sugar and white flour products cause constipation (from lack of fiber). It clogs up your digestive tract and interferes with your body’s natural elimination abilities, which leads to disease. If you aren’t having daily, sizeable bowel movements, you are constipated. Sugar messes with your mind and emotions. Mood swings, brain fog, angry outbursts, depression and the like are all symptoms of excessive sugar intake. Sugar impairs your sex life. People who consume a lot of sugar tend to have a low libido, difficulty reaching orgasm and getting and maintaining an erection. Sugar causes hypoglycemia, an under recognized precursor to diabetes that wreaks havoc on your life. Sugar affects how your skin looks. Premature aging, wrinkles and pimples are by-products of sugar. The average American consumes 152 pounds of sugar each year. One 20-ounce bottle of Coca Cola alone contains over 16 teaspoons of sugar. Sugar is completely addicting, and it’s everywhere. We all know the obvious places – cookies, cake, candy, ice cream, soda – but it’s also found in just about every type of packaged food you can imagine – soups, salad dressings, meats and frozen foods. So what to do? The first step to combating sugar cravings is to be aware of the negative implications that accompany sugar consumption. This awareness will provide you with the motivation necessary to instill better dietary habits. Now that you are armed with awareness, here’s a list of ways to help conquer the sugar addict within. To Combat Sugar Cravings: 1. Drink more water. Often sweet cravings are a sign of dehydration. Drinking a glass of water wakes up

your cells and gives you more energy. 2. Cut out caffeine: A gradual approach typically works best to avoid withdrawal symptoms such as massive headaches and grouchiness. Replace the morning drug in a mug with an herbal tea, freshly squeezed juice or green smoothie. 3. Eat sweet vegetables and fruit. 4. Use gentler sweeteners, such as maple syrup, agave nectar, and raw honey. 5. Exercise daily. Exercise helps to balance blood sugar levels and reduces tension. 6. Get more sleep, rest, and relaxation. Go to bed earlier and practice de-stressing methods such as meditation, deep breathing, or gentle yoga stretches. 7. Eliminate fat free and low fat foods. They are usually loaded up with sugar to compensate for the lack of flavor and fat. 8. Don’t allow yourself to get too hungry. You are more likely to reach for an unhealthy choice when you are starving. Frequent, smaller meals work well. 9. Eat a nutritious breakfast. It sets the tone for the day. Having protein, fat and fiber at your meal will release energy more steadily into your system, thus avoiding big swings in your blood sugar levels. 10. Add essential fatty acids to your daily diet such as flax seed, fish oil, and fish. Chromium is also a useful dietary supplement that is known to reduce sugar cravings. 11. Add spices: Coriander, cardamon, cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves all naturally sweeten and flavor your food and reduce cravings. Most importantly, be accepting of yourself. Big changes don’t happen overnight. Take small steps and keep your end goal in mind. A happier, healthier, more energetic version of you is the prize at the end. For more information visit

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books Clement “Clem” Healy wrote on the Cemetery’s of the North Fork, and Cemetery’s of the South Folk because of my own personal interest of this topic along with history. Next was Tamara Pelosi, whose book Pennies from an Angel, Innocent Lives Behind a Crime, is a gripping story of how she coped with being the x-wife of Dan Pelosi, the convicted murderer of Ted Ammon in East Hampton. She wrote it with her mother Susan Semerade. Talking with her was very fascinating especially learning that she received a Doctorate of Education in 2007. On another table was Cindi Sansone-Braff, author of Grant Me a Higher Love; How To Go From the Relationship From Hell to One That’s Heaven Sent By Scaling The Ladder of Love. A great and wonderful read, you can find out more at . She was very busy all day as her book has been very successful. She said she enjoys helping people go through what she went through and come out on top. Next to Cindi was Karen Flyer, author of, Lost and Found- a Memoir. This book takes one through the travels Ms. Flyer went through losing a parent at an early age and then the situations that arose. It deals with parental suicide, substance abuse, sexual promiscuity, anorexia, and her journey to basically right herself. More information on this book at . Herriann Flanagan Brosky who wrote The Ghost of Long Island Stories of the Paranormal Volumes 1 and 2 Other authors present were Maria Tonkiss, who wrote Adelante! Achieving The American Dream as well as J.P. Cardone author of Without Consent, and Tales Under A Full Moon: A Collection Of Short Stories. Dorothy McPartland who has written a children’s book entitled Wishing Stars, which she also did the illustrations on was there. On hand also was C.B. Knadle who wrote Paper Lovers and edited The Five Spines Of Justice. Meg Harper Lawrence explained that her novel title, A Balm In Gilead, “Is the story of a young girl that starts in New Zealand and travels to America. She said it would be excellent reading for everyone, especially women. Also on hand was Chris Roberts with his work, Raised By Wolves: Stories And Essays. Then there was Michael Cinquemani and copies of his book Night Tides. Group leader John Cardone said he was glad I was attempting to get the word out about the LI Authors Group and the work of the authors. He added that LI has some of the finest writers, and the public needs to know this. Visit the website is: .

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North Fork Events FRIDAY, JULY 31 GUYS AND DOLLS - This year, there will be 2 Sunday night performances (July 26 and Aug 2) and a new Saturday matinee performance. Join us for ice cream nights on Thursday July 30th and Wednesday Aug 5th for an ice cream. 8 p.m. 631298-NFCT. SATURDAY, AUGUST 1 CHARNEWS LEARNING GARDEN - 10 to 11 a.m. Come to the Charnews Learning Garden for the first in a series of garden talks featuring Master Gardener, Darlene Widirtsky of Cornell Cooperative Extension. This weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s program will address the question â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;How do I Dry Out My Soggy Garden?â&#x20AC;&#x2122; Charnews Farm, Youngs Avenue, Southold. 631283-3195. LIVE CONCERT - 8:00 - 9:00 p.m. Lizza Coppola in Concert: Singer-songwriter-guitarist and host of Custerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s monthly â&#x20AC;&#x153;Open Mic Nightâ&#x20AC;? will perform a selection of original works. Custer Institute and Observatory, 1115 Main Bayview Rd., Southold, 631-765-2626. Suggested Donation: $10 Members, $12 Non-Members, $5 Students. FRIENDS OF THE BIG DUCK - The Friends of The Big Duck are holding a Summer Flea Market and Craft Fair at Big Duck Ranch, 1012 Flanders Road (Route 24), Flanders, from 10 a.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 4 p.m. The raindate is Sunday, August 2. Admission is free. For more information, contact Fran at 631-727-5342 or . TASTE AND TANGO - Baiting Hollow Farm Viney is proud to present the coupleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Premier North Fork Performance...Taste &Tango! from 7:3011:00 p.m. (rain or shine). 631-369-0100. HUGH PRESTWOOD - Hugh Prestwood, an award winning singer, songwriter at Castello di Borghese Winery and Vineyard, 17150 County RD 48, Cutchogue, All concerts begin at 6:00 p.m. and are held rain or shine under a tent. Tickets are $20. 631-734-5111 GREENFEST - GreenFest is being held on August 1 and 2 at Strawberry Fields Fairgrounds in Mattituck from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. The two day celebration is the first of its kind on the East End,

and will include 10 live bands and performers on a solar powered stage, local wineries, farmersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; market, renewable energy exhibits, and organic, natural, and hand-crafted products for sale. 631-7345894. SUNDAY, AUGUST 2 GREENFEST - GreenFest is being held on August 1 and 2 at Strawberry Fields Fairgrounds in Mattituck from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. The two day celebration is the first of its kind on the East End, and will include 10 live bands and performers on a solar powered stage, local wineries, farmersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; market, renewable energy exhibits, and organic, natural, and hand-crafted products for sale. 631-7345894. FREE BARBECUE- Free Barbecue for prospective members. Temple Israel of Riverhead, 490 Northville Tpke., Riverhead. Sunday, August 2, 2 p.m. rain or shine. Meet our Rabbi and our Temple family. Learn about different member options and free new member offer. Kindly RSVP so we can plan appropriately. 631-727-3191. THEATER AT THE VINEYARD - 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. Jackâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Last Call: Say Goodbye to Kerouac a play by Patrick Fenton at Castello di Borghese Winery in Cutchogue. Suggested donation of $10. Call 631-734-5111. CRAFT AND ARTS OUTDOOR SALE - More than 50 arts and crafts vendors will offer unique handcrafted wares along with a Chinese auction of special handcrafted pieces and North Fork gifts. Music and refreshments will be provided. Free admission. Rain date 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Main Road (Route 25) and Case Lane, Cutchogue. 631-7346382. ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ Lâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information, contact

New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be done by Dr. Russ Lâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach â&#x20AC;&#x201C; who has himself, maintained an over 200 pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to cook and eat healthier. He will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have that much time. He will also be explaining all the great health benefits of including Whole Grains in your diet. If you eat, you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072 SKATEBOARDING â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM â&#x20AC;&#x201C; In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORYâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-7652626. MEDITATION â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-9491377.

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Arts & Entertainment Keeping the Memory of a Dance Icon Alive By Anne Calder words are read as a part of the On August 8 and 9 at Guild piece as well – her thoughts from Hall, the works of Suzushi previous interviews and commenHanayagi will come alive again. tary on dance are woven in, to add After two premiere performances another, more personal layer to as a part of the Guggenheim’s the performance. “Works & Process” series in April, Blank worked with Hanayagi “KOOL – Dancing in My Mind” is on over a dozen pieces of dance. coming to East Hampton. A tribWilson started working with ute to dance icon Suzushi Hanayagi in the ‘80s, but when he Hanayagi created by Robert found out recently that she was Wilson and Carla Blank, the show deep in the depths of Alzheimer’s, wowed audiences in New York. he was crestfallen. He went to see Hanayagi, a dancer and choreher in Japan and tried to reconographer trained in multiple tranect with her over a series of visditional Japanese dance styles, its. It worked in a small enough joined the world of contemporary way – he was able to get her to and experimental dance in New mimic some motions that he made with his hands and arms. She York and Europe in the 1960s and ‘70s. Her ability to master and seemed to still be inside, somewhere. Before he departed on his manipulate both the traditional and the contemporary is what last visit, she whispered to him called attention to Hanayagi’s that she was dancing in her mind. work. After that inspiring experience, Wilson felt he had to do someThe show is a collage of sorts – recreations of Hanayagi’s origithing to acknowledge and celeSuzushi Hanayagi brate the works of his friend and nally choreographed works, new solo pieces by the six dancers, collaborator. He and Blank collaborated to create an homage to Hanayagi and her conincluding award winner Jonah Bokaer and the tributions to dance. And what a perfect, simple title Indonesian dancer Illenk Gentille, as well as works by creators Blank and Wilson. Some of Hanayagi’s they have selected – “Suzushi” means “cool” in

Japanese. The dance icon’s own words provide such a sweet and hopeful note for the piece, it couldn’t be a more appropriate encapsulation of the show. The set for the show is a backdrop of photos and video footage of Hanayagi – today with Alzheimer’s, dancing in her prime, as well as works she choreographed. Juxtaposition of modern and traditional dances, as well as beautiful, fluid movements and everyday maneuvers like walking in straight lines, make the performance dramatic and emphasize the beauty of her dance. Wilson has been called a “towering figure in the world of experimental theater.” As he did in this piece, he frequently mixes media. He started simply with dance, but added text written by Hanayagi, and footage of her works to create this moving tribute. The show will be prefaced by Wilson himself, talking about his experiences with Hanayagi and what she taught him over the years. Alexandra Munroe, Ph.D., senior curator of Asian art at the Guggenheim Museum, will also be speaking, giving some perspective and background on the works and impact of Hanayagi. Following the performance, there will be a private Garden Reception for Premium front orchestra ticket holders and cast. “KOOL – Dancing in My Mind” will be at Guild Hall on Main Street in East Hampton on August 8 and 9. The show begins at 8 p.m. and tickets can be purchased for $70 or $250 for the show and the Garden Reception that follows. To purchase tickets, call 631-324-4050 or visit

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Art Commentary

Arts & Entertainment

by Marion Wolberg Weiss

Jean Luc Mylayne at the Parrish

Jean Luc Mylayne. No. 335, April May 2005 Birds have always occupied a predominant place in art and culture. Consider their horrific images in Hitchcock’s The Birds or Poe’s The Raven. Yet there are also birds of hope represented in the last shot of the film The Diary of Anne Frank. And who can forget the iconic dove of peace seen as a symbol on t-shirts around the world? The current exhibit at the Parrish Museum takes another look at birds through the photographic lens of Jean Luc Mylayne. The creatures not only serve as a bond between subject and photographer, but


also bring dimensionality to the hardly visible. A sense of idea of voyeurism. Even so, there voyeurism prevails both for the are other messages suggested. man and for us, the viewers. For example, some birds are so Another photograph shows a commonplace that they are bareman’s head and shoulders seen ly noticed: They are so much a in the foreground looking at the part of nature, often being camscene beyond. The point-of-view ouflaged, that they disappear becomes multi-layered: We are into the landscape. looking at a voyeur while also While Mylayne shoots in a being a voyeur. Moreover, the “plein air” style (meaning natuman’s figure is shown in fragralistic), his images are highly ments and sometimes in shadstylized, even theatrical. They ows. This perspective is salient, are often expressionistic. The reinforcing the ambiguity of the atmosphere created is at once “plot.” realistic and mysterious. One Another example of voyeurism Jean Luc Mylayne. No. 160, may even discover “ stories” being is conveyed when a car sits in the September October 2003 foreground. We again wonder who enacted inside and outside the picis in the vehicle and why. We scan the image. A bird ture plane. This stylistic contradiction (natural vs. hovers on the ground. Our attention shifts to the constructed reality) is fascinating and gives flair to bird. We question what it is doing there. Will it fly Mylayne’s view of life. away? The photographer’s compositions determine, in Fences in the background form a juxtaposition part, this opposing view. First, there is his backof crisscrossing lines as well. This becomes anothground/foreground placement of figures and trees. er kind of recurring composition. Such horizontal Most potent is the picture of a man with binoculars, and vertical arrangements are also seen in crissstanding in the foreground; a tree takes up the crossing branches. One example features a closebackground. We become one with the man, wondering what he is looking for. We search the image ourup of a single bird on a tree, a stream of light creselves. No birds, no nothing. Here the narrative ating a spiritual ambience. Is the bird meant to be kicks in. What has caused him to look for something a religious symbol? that he cannot find? It wouldn’t surprise us at all if that were the Another background/foreground composition feamessage of the entire series. tures a pair of legs and a house in the distance. Is Jean Luc Mylayne will be on view at he the same man, looking for an illusive object? Southampton’s Parrish Museum until September This time, we notice a bird on the ground, but it is 20.

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Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS RVS FINE ART – Opening reception 7/31. 5 to 8 p.m. “Hats Off.” Group show featuring regional and international contemporary artists. Hats encouraged. 20 Jobs La., Southampton. 631-838-4843. ASHAWAGH HALL – Opening reception 7/31. 4 to 7 p.m. On thru 8/16. 42nd Annual Artists of the Springs Invitational Exhibition. 631-324-6849. ANN MADONIA ANTIQUES – Opening reception 7/31 and 8/1. 5 to 7:30 p.m. 19th Century American Impressionist Paintings. Also featuring work by Southampton artist Henry Koehler. 36 Jobs La., Southampton. 631-283-1878. ERIC FISCHL – 8/1. Book signing: Beach Paintings. 6 – 8 p.m. The Rizzoli Bookstore at Empire Gallery, 197 Madison St., Sag Harbor. 212-777-3730. JANINE STERN – Opening reception 8/1. 4 to 6 p.m. “Beauté de la Mer.” On thru 8/10. Flower at the Greenery, 10 Michel Rd., Westhampton Beach 631-288-7903. CLIC GALLERY – 8/1. Bob Colacello signs his classic NY photography book, Out. 4:30 - 6:30 p.m. East Hampton. 212-219-9308. THE DRAWING ROOM – Opening reception 8/1. Small sculpture and drawings by Bryan Hunt. 5 – 7 p.m. 16R Newtown La., East Hampton. 631-324-5016. JILL LYNN & CO. – Opening reception 8/1. 6 to 9 p.m. The paintings of Karin von Aroldingen, former prima ballerina for NYCB and Balanchine prodigy. On thru 8/31. 66 Jobs La., Southampton. 631-287-1001. THE GALLERY – Opening reception 8/1. 5 to 8 p.m. Ceramic works by Matt Nolen and Tarot Etchings by Jessica Pinksy. Sag Harbor, 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – Opening Reception 8/1. 6 to 9 p.m. “Radiant Images.” Group show. On thru 8/21. 2 Main St., Southampton. 631-287-1883. GRENNING GALLERY – Opening reception 8/1. 6 to 8 p.m. “Passion for Painting.” Group show. 90 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-8649. MARY O. FRITCHIE ART SHOW – 8/1 and 8/2. WHB Chamber of Commerce’s “Mary O. Fritchie Outdoor Juried Art Show.” 10 a.m. – 6 p.m. WHB Village Green, Mill Rd. 631-288-3337. GALLERIES ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. BENSON-KEYES ARTS – “Hamptons Favorites.” Leecon Ct., Southampton. Open by appointment. 917-509-1379. BIRNHAM WOOD GALLERIES – “New York, New York, the Urban Image: 1915-2008.” On thru 8/10. Open daily 10:30 a.m. to 7 p.m. 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631324-6010.

BOLTAX GALLERY – “Abstructures” by Pilar Olaverri, paintings by Eric Blum. On thru 8/3. 21 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-3773355. CANIO’S GALLERY– “Jacob’s Monsters” by Peter Begley. 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – Showing a variety of local artists. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-298-8610. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – “Radiant Images.” On thru 8/21. 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Former residence of Victor D’Amico, founding director of the Museum of Modern Art. Early modernist furnishings and found objects on display. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. DeCORDOVA STUDIO AND GALLERY – “Men Only.” On thru 8/16. 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-0620. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – Visit artist Daria Deshuk for one-on-one tours. Paintings, photographs and works on paper. 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-2374511. GALERIE BELAGE – “Outsider Art in the Hamptons.” On thru 9/8. 8 Moniebogue La., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-5082. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR – Ceramics by Matt Nolen and Tarot Etchings by Jessica Pinksy. 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Sat. and Sun. 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. 88 Gin Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631-830-2895. KESZLER GALLERY – “Flowers” by Zhuang Hong Yi, “Dirty Pretty Things” by Russell Young, “Nomad Two Worlds” by Russell James. Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Fri.-Sun. 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. 631-204-0353. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – “Inner Beast.” On thru 8/6. 24 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Photography by Jean-Luc Mylane. Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sun. 1 to 5 p.m. Job Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118.

L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – “Local Color.” New paintings by Carolyn Francis, Keith Mantell, and Deborah Palmer. On thru 8/14. Sat. 12 - 6 p.m. Sun. 1 – 5 p.m. and by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-477-2633. RATIO GALLERY - MIH Studio – Paintings by Marlies Ihmels-Herget. On thru 8/31. 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. REMSENBURG ACADEMY – Felicitas Wetter. Fine Art Graphics. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. 130 S. Country Rd., Remsenburg. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – “Bloom – Angels & Prophets, Part II.” Works by Alan Christopher Engel. On thru 8/6. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-7252499. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – “Book Review.” Narrative works in book form. On thru 8/3. Fri.-Mon. 12:30 to 6 p.m. 516 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-1021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – Neil Williams. On thru 8/3. 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY – “Textures: Artists as Alchemists.” 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Thurs – Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 631-291-9061. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. WATERMILL MUSEUM ART GALLERY – “Local Inspiration” by Sally Breen. Open daily, closed Tues. and Wed. 631-726-4625. THE WINTER TREE & GINA GALLERY – “Group Show of International Naïve Art” & work by Cuca Romley 8/7-9/7. Upcoming reception 8/8, 5-8 p.m. Open Daily 128 p.m.(Closed Tues). 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-7250097. WISH ROCK STUDIO – Fine art and frame shop. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 17 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200. VERED GALLERY – Massimo Vitali’s “Beaches.” On thru 8/4. 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 68 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-3303.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, July 24 to Thursday, July 31. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Funny People – Fri. 6, 9 Sat., 3, 6, 9 Sun., 3, 6, 9 Mon., 5, 8 Tues-Thurs, 5, 8 Harry Potter – Fri, 5:30, 8:30, Sat-Sun, 2:30, 5:30, 8:30 Mon., 4, Tues-Thurs 5:30-8:30 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Whatever Works – 8 all week. Food – 6 all week. Yoo-Hoo Mrs. Goldberg – 4 all week. UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0598) Movies not received by press time. UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Collector (R) - Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 10, Sat. 4:40, 7:40, 10 Sun., 4:40, 7:40, Mon-Thurs., 4:40, 7:40 Aliens In The Attic (PG) – Fri., 4:30, 7:30,

10:10, Sat., 1, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10, Sun., 1, 4:30, 7:30 Mon-Thurs, 4:30, 7:30 The Ugly Truth (R) – Fri. 4:10, 7:10, 9:40, Sat., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:40, Sun, 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, Mon-Thurs., 4:10, 7:10 G- Force (PG) - Fri., 4:20, 7:20, 9:50 Sat., 1:30, 4:20, 7:20, 9:50 Sun., 1:30, 4:20, 7:20, Mon-Thurs., 4:20, 7:20 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Fri., 3:50, 7, 10:20 Sat., 12:30, 3:50, 7, 10:20 Sun., 12:30, 3:50, 7 Mon.-Thurs, 3:50, 7 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Orphan (R) – Sat. - Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:40, Fri., 4:15, 7, Mon.-Thurs., 4:15, 7 Harry Potter (PG) – Sat. – Sun., 12:45, 4, 7:15, 10:30, Fri., 4, 7:15, 10:30, Mon. – Thurs., 4, 7:15 The Hangover (R) – Sat.-Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30,

10, Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10, Mon.Thurs., 4:30, 7:30 Bruno (R) – Sat.-Sun., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 9:50, Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 9:50, Mon.-Thurs., 4:40, 7:40 THE MONTAUK MOVIE (631-668-2393) Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince (PG) – all week, 7 and 9:50 JOHN DREW THEATER GUILD HALL, EAST HAMPTON (631-324-0806) It Might Get Loud (not rated) Friday, Aug. 31, 8 p.m. The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Food / Dining Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer

Recipes from Chefs & Champagne

James Beard may not have been a local East Ender, but the memory of his contribution to the appreciation of culinary excellence remains preeminent in the food world. After all, it’s good food and good wine that enhances the quality of life. Chefs & Champagne, the James Beard Foundation’s annual summer gala, held on the beautiful grounds of Wolffer Estate Vineyard on July 25 was a sumptuous tasting party featuring more than 30 distinguished chefs with flowing champagnes and the wines of Wolffer Estate Vineyard. There was an emotional moment when Andrea Wolffer gave tribute to her father, Christian’s, memory, who died in a tragic accident during a winter holiday vacation. Yet it was a touching moment when Andrea announced Christina Cassel as the winner of the Christian Wolffer scholarship award. No doubt the gala was a happy scene with more than 800 guests nibbling on a variety of specialty foods offerings such as luscious lobster rolls, delectable crab cakes, sautéed sea scallops with earthy porcini mushrooms, grilled American Kobe beef with onion marmalade, foie gras with peach chutney and Mission figs, refreshing watermelon soup with lump crab meat and wild clover honey and tangy seviche three ways with wild salmon and citrus striped bass. Wildly delicious desserts included a homemade ice cream sandwich trio, goat milk with strawberry balsamic glaze, lavender honey comb candy with wildflower honey and rosemary chive chip and chamomile panna cotta with blueberry pecan granola and apricot foam – quite extraordinary. Della Femina’s Michael Rozzi and Harbor Bistro’s Damien O’Donnell participated in the event and shared recipes for

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marinade. Add scallops to the vegetable mixture and pour over half the marinade. 4. To serve, divide shredded lettuce in the bottom of the cocktail glasses. Divide scallop mixture evenly over the lettuce and top with a dollop of chopped cilantro and hot pepper. Drizzle over a bit of the remaining marinade, sea salt and ground pepper and serve.

MICHAEL ROZZI’S QUICK SCALLOP SEVICHE Rozzi’s elegant seviche cocktail offering at Chefs & Champagne. Serves 6 For the seviche 3/4 pound 10/20 scallops, side muscle removed Juice of 1 lime and 1 orange 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil For serving 1 fennel, trimmed and shaved or sliced paper thin 1 small red onion, trimmed and shaved or sliced paper thin 1/2 cup cherry tomatoes, halved or quartered 1 young fresh corn, kernels shaved off cob 1 bib lettuce, trimmed, washed, spin-dried and shredded To finish Handful of chopped cilantro with bit of hot pepper, sea salt and freshly ground pepper Martini type cocktail glasses for serving 1. Two hours before serving, rinse the scallops, pat dry with paper towel and cut in half cross-wise for scallop pennies. Place in a bowl with combined juices and olive oil and marinate covered in the refrigerator. 2. Meanwhile, prepare the vegetables. Place fennel and onion shavings in a bowl and cover with cold water. When ready to serve, drain the fennel and onion, squeeze dry and place in a bowl with the cherry tomatoes and corn. 3. Place scallops in a strainer over a bowl to catch the

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Food / Dining

Restaurant Review: Rugosa By Susan M. Galardi The spot on Montauk Highway in East Hampton just west of Steven Hands path has been many things in just a few years – from Ruby Red to Almondito to Almoncello – all with a variety of food and décor. The space has been reinvented once again, this time as Rugosa, serving “modern American cuisine” in a clean, stripped down space with a lot of breathing (and dining) room. Rugosa, named for our fragrant, indiginous beach roses, is headed up by chefs and owners Bill and Yvette Mammes. Bill did several stints at Ritz-Carlton restaurants around the country before landing at the Maidstone Club and Indian Wells Tavern. Yvette worked at Thomas Keller’s Bouchon, Le Cirque and Alex in Vegas. At Rugosa, the couple’s first solo restaurant, Bill is the executive chef, and Yvette assists on pastry production and menus. The food relies heavily on local ingredients — always a good thing. Prices are reasonable (particularly the $30 three-course prix fixe every night until 7). Appetizers are $10-$15; main courses are mostly in the $20s. The wine list at Rugosa, created by sommelier Chimene Visser, is varied and reasonable. ALL wines by the glass (some unexpected offerings from all over the world, include organic wines) are just $8.00. Now to the food. Mammes is most definitely expressing his own style at Rugosa, with creative, sometimes edgy and unusual, and often delicious offerings. His sauces are something to be reckoned with. I’d recommend tasting them alone first to enjoy their complexity, before mixing with rest of the dish.

Of the three appetizers we tried, my favorite was the Duck Canneloni – a paper thin, light dough filled with Mammes’ own duck confit, mushrooms and finely chopped spinach, served with Swiss chard in a Star Anise Jus that you could eat by the bowlful. This sauce was rich, elegant and multileveled. Just wonderful. The quartered Soy Marinated Quail was served with a French green lentil salsa seasoned with a hint of cumin. The quail held up to the rich, briny marinade. A very nice, satisfying dish bursting with well paired flavors. Our third appetizer, Lobster Consomme Ravioli, was an inside out wonton soup – fun and dramatic. A large, paper-thin ravioli sits in the middle of the bowl, with broth jiggling INSIDE. Around the ravioli is the “filling” – lobster pieces, mushrooms, snow peas and asparagus, in Mammes’ own lobster oil. Cut into the ravioli and rich, subtle lobster broth rushes out. We tried three fish entrées, including a special:

swordfish set on carmelized onions and arugula pesto. Atop the lobster was a tomato confit – a sweet/tart half tomato – which provided the needed acid to this rich dish. Seared Sea Scallops – gorgeous, fresh and perfectly seared – were served with a beet confit that created a pink sauce underneath, with a frothy, light green cucumber-horseradish sauce on top. Very pastel pretty. This was an edgy combination of flavors that won’t suit everyone’s taste, but if you’re feeling adventurous, give it a try. But the winner of the three was the Roasted Cod. Many chefs play against cod with more delicate handling, but Mammes hit it head on with toothy Canelli beans sautéed with delicious, chewy chorizo and chunks of artichoke hearts in an artichoke broth. A price tag of $23 makes this entrée even more appetizing. For dessert, we tried Yvette’s chocolate beet cake that actually has grated beets in it (think variation on carrot cake) and is served with a layer of delectable, dense chocolate mousse on top. I loved it, and the addition of a vegetable subtracted guilt. The Bruleed Lime Meringue was a toasty meringue with a puddle of fresh lemon curd in the middle. Not sweet. Just right. On a Thursday, every element in each dish sampled had a fresh caught/fresh picked flavor – fine, quality ingredients across the board. I poked my head into the kitchen, which was pristine. Rugosa is getting a lot of repeat business. With the high quality elements and the reasonably priced wines and menu offerings, it’s easy to see why. Rugosa: 290 Montauk Highway, East Hampton, 631-604-1550. Open every day but Tues., 5:30-11:00. Prix Fixe from 5:30 to 7:00 nightly, $30.

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THE BACKYARD AT SOLE EAST – Market-fresh, market-driven cuisine with global influences in a relaxed atmosphere. 90 Second House Road, Montauk. 631-668-2105. THE BAY VIEW INN AND RESTAURANT – Located in South Jamesport, boasts a charming country inn setting for delicious lunches and dinners featuring the best and freshest local ingredients. 631-722-2659 BOBBY VAN’S – Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370590. CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m. From noon to 3 p.m., serving a casual Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-668-2345. CASA BASSO – A Hamptons landmark. Three course prix fixe for $25 every night. Located at 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton. 631288-1841. CHEQUIT INN – Located in the island’s historic district, with an extensive wine and beer selection. 23 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-0018. EAST HAMPTON POINT – Sunset dining from any table. Monday through Thursday, $29 three-course prix fixe all night. Sunday brunch buffet, $29, includes one brunch beverage. 295 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-2800. FINN McCOOL’S – Open seven days, lunch and dinner. Sun.-Thurs., $19.99 prix fixe. Come check out our new menu. Late night bar menu seven days. 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-998-3271. THE GRILLE AT FISHERMAN’S REST – Serving a menu ranging from legendary thin-crust pizzas to creative seafood specials, The Grille is open seven days a week from 11:30 a.m. through midnight. 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-765-3474. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso bar, bakery, full-service café and coffee roastery, fresh juice bar. Catering. Open 5:30 a.m.-8 p.m. daily. Locations at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to Green

Thumb Farmstand) and 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE or HARBOR BISTRO – New American cuisine with classic French backbone. $19 3-course and $29 prix fixes offered 5-6 p.m. nightly, and all-night every night at the bar. 5-6:30 p.m. Open 7 days at 5 p.m. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – A true “foodies delight” featuring the freshest seafood and local produce available. 32 Lighthouse Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-7281200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Serving lunch and dinner daily, closed Tuesday. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, e-mail or visit LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. THE LIVING ROOM – Seasonal classics reinterpreted with a Scandinavian hint. At c/o The Maidstone Hotel, 201 Main Street, East Hampton. 7 days, breakfast through dinner. 631-324-5440. MATSULIN – Pan Asian restaurant with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days, from 12 p.m. 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT – Open nightly; music every Monday night. 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7110. OLD MILL INN – Showcases local, seasonal ingredients, including fresh lobsters and oysters, priced for the times. Open for lunch and dinner, Wednesday through Sunday, the Old Mill. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck. 631-298-8080. OSO RESTAURANT – Modern American cuisine with a whimsical approach, using the finest local products. Dinner Sun.-Thurs. 5:30-9:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 5:30-10 p.m. 91 Hill Street at Southampton Inn, Southampton. 631-283-1166. PARTO’S RESTAURANT – Italian restaurant, pizzeria café. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. and Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit par-

1975 a very good year… 12 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. PEPI’S RISTORANTE – Classic Italian cuisine. Open 7 days, Noon to 11 p.m. 400 Old Main Rd., Southold. 631-765-6373. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open seven days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. THE RED ROOSTER – Comfort food with eclectic style. Farm fresh produce, organic and natural ingredients. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 4805 Depot Lane, Cutchogue. 631-734-8267. RUGOSA – Chef-owned modern American restaurant serving fresh local ingredients using European techniques. $30 Prix Fixe 5:30 to 7:00 nightly. Closed Tuesdays. 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-6041550. THE SALTWATER GRILL – Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach and serving amazing ocean views, friendly service and a new sharing menu. 379 Dune Road. 631-288-1485. SAVANNA’S – Serving dinner Wednesday through Sunday. 268 Elm St., Southampton. Call for reservations 631-283-0202. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon. through Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food. Ribs, wraps, 'ritas! Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. 221 Pantigo Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7166. TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton. 631-287-8703. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK – Surf shack, bar and grill. Open at 11 a.m. for lunch and dinner. Weekend brunch at 10 a.m. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6060.

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Jazz Diva Jane Monheit at WHBPAC By Tiffany Razzano The Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center welcomes one of Long Islandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own on August 1, when jazz singer Jane Monheit, who grew up in Oakdale, comes to town. Currently based out of upstate New York, Monheitâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most recent album, The Lovers, the Dreamers and Me (culled from the Muppets tune â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rainbow Connection, which she tackles on this release), was released last January. On this record, Monheit, who is known for her renditions of jazz standards, departs from this a bit to include a mix of Brazilian samba, contemporary pop songs (Corinne Bailey Raeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Like a Star,â&#x20AC;? Paul Simonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;I Do It for Your Loveâ&#x20AC;? and Fiona Appleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Slow Like Honeyâ&#x20AC;?) and more, in addition to the standards she molds into her own. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all about interpretation,â&#x20AC;? she said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You can take any song and make it sound like jazz, in most cases.â&#x20AC;? Monheitâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s upcoming PAC performance will feature material from this record as well as songs from her six previous albums. You can also expect to hear some unrecorded material as Monheit begins to prepare for an upcoming album she will be recording. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m anxious to get started on the new record,â&#x20AC;? she said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot of traditional jazz and standards. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m really enjoying my roots a lot right now.â&#x20AC;? Working with the material live helps her figure out which songs she wants to bring into the

studio with her, when the time comes. Then with the help of producers, sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll come up with other song ideas to fill out the album. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ideally Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be working with a producer who will suggest a song that will make me say, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Oh my God, that was my favorite song when I was 12,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? she said.




Graduating from Connetquot High School in 1995, Monheit always knew she wanted to be a singer. There was never any question for her. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t remember a time when I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know that I was going to be a singer,â&#x20AC;? she said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m doing now is what I thought I would do. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve just been lucky that way. This is what Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been doing my whole life.â&#x20AC;? After high school she went on to study at the Manhattan School of Music in New York City. She graduated in 1999, after getting her big break, when, at the age of 20, she was named the first runner-up in the Thelonious Monk Institute of Jazz Vocal Competition in 1998. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s when things began to really happen for her. She met her first manager and signed to N-Coded, the label that released her debut album, as well as several others. She eventually moved on to Sony and, most recently, Concord Records. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I had no idea what was going to happen,â&#x20AC;? she said of her plans for when she graduated from college on how to proceed with her career. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m just glad that it all came together on its own. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not a go-getter. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not good at putting myself out there. I would have been happy singing at wedding gigs.â&#x20AC;? Jane Monheit takes the stage at WHBPAC on August 1 at 8:30 p.m. Tickets are $65/$55/$45. To purchase tickets, go to For more information on Monheit and her music, go to

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THURSDAY, AUGUST 6 BAMBOO – Drink specials. Free sushi snacks. DJ spins disco and funk. 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631329-9821. BAY BURGER – Jam session. 7 to 9 p.m. No cover. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. 631-8993814. GURNEY’S INN – Karaoke. 8 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL – Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss perform. 7 – 10 p.m. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. MUSE – Steve Fredericks on guitar. 7 to 10 p.m. 760 Montauk Highway, Watermill. 631-726-2606. O’MURPHY’S – Karaoke 10 p.m. The Plaza, Montauk. 631-668-5005. OSO –Ladies’ Night. 5:30 to 9 p.m. The Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-283-1166. PHAO – Karaoke. 9:30 p.m. 29 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-4546. RUNAWAYS – Ray Red performs acoustic rock and roll. 9 p.m. – 12 a.m. 4 South Elmwood, Montauk. 631-725-7533. WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD – Twilight Thursdays. 5-7:30 p.m. Live jazz with the Dennis Raffelock Jazz Duo. Wine sold by the glass. Wölffer Estate Vineyard Tasting Room, 139 Sagg Rd., Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. Email all nightlife updates to or fax to 631-537-3330 by Friday at noon.

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BENEFITS SOUTHAMPTON HOSPITAL’S SUMMER PARTY – 8/1. 6:30 to 11 p.m. Cocktails, silent auction, dinner and dancing. Under the tents at the corner of Wickapogue and Old Town Roads, Southampton. $500. 631-283-4406. A NIGHT AT THE RACES – 8/1. 7 to 11 p.m. To benefit Young Autism Program. $20. Play the ponies to win prizes, sponsor a horse or jockey 50/50 raffle, and more. Boardy Barn, 270 West Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. HARBOR LIGHTS GALA – 8/1. 7 to 11 p.m. Live entertainment, gourmet food, and open bar. To raise funds for the Performing Arts and Aquatics Centers at the Montauk Playhouse Community Center. $225. Montauk Lake Club, 211 East Lake Dr., Montauk. 631-668-1124. SUPER SATURDAY – 8/1. 12 to 6 p.m. To benefit Ovarian Cancer Research Fund. Designer garage sale, gourmet dining, and kids carnival. $450/$150 for kids 5 to 16/$650 preview tickets. Noah’s Ark Project, Millstone Rd., Water Mill. 212-759-2800 x 22. THROUGH FARMS & FIELDS COUNTRY SUPPER – 8/2. 5:30 p.m. Peconic Land Trust’s annual benefit. Local food prepared by Thyme & Again, wines from Channing Daughters. Live music with Vivien and the Merry Makers, and live auction hosted by James Lipton. $250 and up. Channing Residence, Bridgehampton. 631283-3195. BEVERLY GOLDSTEIN TENNIS OPEN – 8/6. To benefit the Ronald McDonald House of Long Island. 3:30 to 7:30 p.m. East Hampton Indoor Tennis Club. $150/$50 non-tennis players. 516-768-7250. HAMPTONS TRUNK SHOW – 8/6. UJA-Federation

LADLES OF LOVE – – 8/3. 5 to 9 p.m. East End Food Pantry Network Concert Fundraiser and Food & Wine Extravaganza. Bastards of Boom, The Surf Dogs and a surprise headlining act. $50 to $10,000 (VVIP table). 631-267-3312. Principi Farm, 551 Montauk Hwy., Amagansett. of NY’s Manhattan Women’s Philanthropy. Shopping, music, and food. 20% of proceeds benefit UJAFederation. 10 a.m. – 5 p.m. Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Highway. 212-584-3305. FRIDAY, JULY 31 LAURIE ANDERSON & ALEXANDRA MUNROE – Then Now, A Conversation between Laurie Anderson and Alexandra Munroe. 6 p.m. $20/$10 Members/Patrons $300. LongHouse Reserve, 133 Hands Creek Rd., East Hampton. 631-329-3568. MARY CUMMINGS – Reads from 100 Years of Healing: Southampton Hospital 1909-2009. 6 p.m. Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. CARNIVAL – Rides, games, and food. 7 p.m. Bracelet night 8/3. Hampton Bays Fire Department, Main St., Hampton Bays. 631-728-2211. CONSERVATIVE SYNAGOGUE OF THE HAMPTONS – 6:30 p.m. Kabbalat Shabbat services, Shabbat dinner and Prof. Gitelman’s talk, “What’s in a Name? The History and Meaning of Jewish Family Names” at Rabbi Uhrbach’s home in Sag Harbor. Reservations required 631-899-4260. ALAN J. PAKULA PRIZE – Stony Brook Southampton and the Writers Guild of America, East offer an evening with important Screenwriter and Director. 7:30 p.m. Avram Theater, Southampton. WORKS IN PROGRESS CONCERT – 7:30 p.m. Perlman Music Program. Students perform and polish

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St. 631-288-1500. DINNER – 4 p.m. and 8 p.m. See 7/31 listing for info. MUSIC LIVE! – 9:30 p.m. Erin Doherty & Co. Free. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-7250818. GAHAN WILSON – Speaks about his cartoons in the New Yorker. 6 p.m. Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. CONSERVATIVE SYNAGOGUE – 9:30 a.m. Shabbat morning services, Prof. Gitelman’s lecture, “What Does Being Jewish Mean Today? Worldwide Changes in Jewish Identity.” Old Whaler’s Church, Sag Harbor. 631-899-4260. BIG DUCK FLEA MARKET – 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Market and Craft Fair. Big Duck Ranch, 1012 Flanders Road, Flanders. Raindate 8/ 2. Free. 631-727-5342. THE DROWSY CHAPERONE – 3 and 8 p.m. See 7/31 listing for info. RHETT MILLER-SOLO – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Miller at 8 p.m. $30/$45 VIP. Hot Lava at 11 p.m. $25. 631-267-3117. SUNDAY, AUGUST 2 ARCHITECTURAL WALKING TOUR – Walk with architects, landscape architects and art historian to learn about historic styles, trends and local history. 11 – 12 noon. Southampton. 631-283-2494. BH CHAMBER MUSIC FEST – Three, Four, Five. $30/$40. 6:30 p.m. Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church, 2429 Montauk Hwy. 212-772-1132. HOT TOPICS – Architectural Panel. Free. Featuring Paul Goldberger, Charles Gwathmey, Richard Meier, Robert A.M. Stern. Moderated by Edward Bleier. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0806. POLLACK-KRASNER LECTURE SERIES – 4-5:30 p.m. “Darwin, Lincoln, and the Sound of Liberalism” by Adam Gopnik. $15/$13 members (PK House and Guild Hall). Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-3240806. ROGER ROSENBLATT – 7 p.m. Free. Award-winning essayist and best-selling author of Lapham Rising and Beet reads from his latest work. Guild Hall, 158


SATURDAY, AUGUST 1 EH ROTARY RUN FOR RON 10K – To benefit EE Hospice. Registration 8 a.m. Shotgun start 9 a.m. $30. Denniston Bell Park, Amagansett. 631-288-7080. CLOTHESLINE ART SALE – All galleries open. Free. Artists invited to call Guild Hall at 631-324-0806. 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. ANTIQUE SHOW – EH Historical Society. 9 a.m. $10 or 10 a.m. $8. 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. Mulford Farm, 10 James La., East Hampton. 631-283-3366. CHURCH FAIR – 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Food, flowers, kidfriendly booths, books, silent auction, adult and kid face painting, music, and more. St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, 18 James La., East Hampton. FATHER DESBOIS – Author of The Holocaust by Bullets: A Priest’s Journey to Uncover the Truth Behind the Murder of 1.5 Million Jews speaks at The Jewish Center of the Hamptons. 10 a.m. Shabbat service. 44 Woods Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-9858. SOUTHAMPTON ANIMAL SHELTER – 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Low Cost Rabies Vaccination and Microchip Clinic and fun Open House activities. $25 for rabies vaccination

and chip/$15 each. First 100 children receive a balloon animal. Dogs leashed, cats in carriers. 102 Old Riverhead Rd. West, inside Red Creek Park, Hampton Bays. 631-728-PETS. CAROL SPINNEY – Actor behind Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch signs his book, The Wisdom of Big Bird. 12 – 5 p.m. Chic, Westhampton Beach. 631-9983781. BOOMER: TENNIS ROBOT DEMO – Public is invited to watch pro play Boomer. 3 p.m. Peter Kaplan’s WHB Tennis Academy. 603-630-4800. BRIDGEHAMPTON POLO – 4 p.m. Tournament matches at BH Polo in Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge Cup. Saturdays thru 8/22. Hayground Rd., Water Mill. $20 per car to benefit the South Fork Breast Health Coalition. 212-421-1367. BENEFIT CONCERT – Bridgehampton Chamber Music Festival. Invitation to the Dance. 6:30 p.m. The Atlantic Golf Club, 104 Scuttle Hole Rd., Bridgehampton. 212-772-1132. CARNIVAL – See 7/31 listing for info. LA BOHEME – 7 p.m. Presented by Opera of the Hamptons. $55/$45 presale. Levitas Center for the Arts, Southampton Cultural Center, Southampton. 631-7288807. A CONVERSATION ON FILM WRITING – With Alec Baldwin and Jon Robin Baitz. 7:30 p.m. $25/$10 students, seniors, and Stony Brook faculty. Avram Theater, Southampton. 631-632-5088. WORKS IN PROGRESS CONCERT – See 7/31 listing for info. MOTHERHOOD OUT LOUD – See 7/31 listing for info. COMEDIAN MIKE BIRBIGLIA – 8 p.m. $42/$40 members. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631324-0806. DRANSFIELD AND ROSS TRUNK SHOW – 2 to 6 p.m. Dransfield and Ross discuss their latest decorative accessories. Sylvester & Co., 154 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-9777. JANE MONHEIT – 8:30 p.m. $45/$55/$65. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main

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SUNY Marine Station, Little Neck Rd., Southampton. 631-728-0887. BH CHAMBER MUSIC FEST – Traveling Themes. $30/$40. 7:30 p.m. Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church, 2429 Montauk Hwy. 212-772-1132. THE DROWSY CHAPERONE – 2 and 8 p.m. See 7/31 listing for info. THURSDAY, AUGUST 6 FINEST IN WORLD CINEMA SERIES – See 8/5 listing for info. SWINGTIME – Summer Gazebo Concerts on the Green. Big Band Swingtime. Bring blankets, chairs and refreshments. 7:30 p.m. Village Green, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-3337. NIELSEN PIANO FEST OPENING RECITAL – 7 p.m. Levitas Center for the Arts, 25 Pond La., Southampton. 631-287-4377. BH CHAMBER MUSIC FEST – Outer Limits. $30/$40. 6:30 p.m. Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church, 2429 Montauk Hwy. 212-772-1132. DAR WILLIAMS – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. 8 p.m. $50/$65 VIP. Nancy Atlas at 11 p.m. $25. 631-267-3117. PARRISH ART MUSEUM ARCHITECT – 8 p.m. Peter Pennoyer and Anne Walker, authors of The Architecture of Grosvenor Atterbury, present lecture and sign books. $10/$5 members. 25 Jobs La., Southampton. 631-283-7006. THE DROWSY CHAPERONE – 2 and 8 p.m. See 7/31 listing for info.

631-324-8662. OWL PROWL – Owl Pellet Investigation. 6 to 8 p.m. Southampton Town’s Summer Lecture Series at the Long Pond Greenbelt Nature Center, 1061 BH-Sag Hrbr Turnpike. $5. 631-287-5720. ONGOING FARMERS’ MARKETS – Hayground School, 151 Mitchell La. 3 to 7 p.m. Fridays; Sag Harbor, Marine Park, Bay St. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturdays; East Hampton, Nick & Toni’s parking lot, 136 North Main St. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Fridays; Westhampton Beach, Historical Society House, Mill Rd. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturdays; Riverhead, Village lot on river behind Main St. west of aquarium. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Thursdays. JAM SESSION – Thursday nights. 7 to 9 p.m. No cover. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. 631-899-3814. LIFE DRAWING – Uninstructed workshops 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., 7 to 9:30 p.m. Tuesdays. $7. Instructed class 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. Thursdays. Veterans Hall, 2 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377. FITNESS WITH FIDO – Saturdays. Bideawee presents a free group walk for people and their dogs. 10 a.m. weather permitting. Dogs must be leashed. 631-325-0200 ext 118. Bideawee, 118 Old Country Rd., Westhampton. MINDFULNESS MEDITATION CLASS – Guided meditation. Chairs and cushions are provided. Free. Sundays 8:30 a.m. Mandala Ayurvedic Healing Arts, Amagansett Square, Amagansett. 631-267-6144.

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Letters A FEW CONTENTIONS Dear Dan, It was quite a surprise to read about the F-14 in your June 19 issue. Seems to be out-of-character for an East End society publication. The F-14 Tomcat is also my favorite airplane, in part because they are helping to pay my pension. There are, however, a few inaccuracies in the article that I’d like to correct/comment on, if I may (in sequence as they appear.) Republic built Thunderbolts and Thunderjets. I believe North American built Sabers. The F-9F that Grumman built was the Panther and Cougar. The Phantom was built by McDonnell. I believe the F-15 is still in service, with upgrades being proposed to the Air Force. The Army is not participating in the JSF program. By policy they cannot fly heavy fixed wing aircraft. You probably meant Navy, Marines and Air Force. Secy. of Defense at the time was Robert, not Frank, McNamara. He just passed away last week. As one of your recent correspondents wrote, the F111 (the A model) did go into production. It was the B model for the Navy that was terminated and this gave birth to the F-14 program. The F-111A was quite successful as high speed, very low-level bomber. The Aussies employed them in this role, and may just now be fazing them out. Thanks for enjoyable paper. Bob Ames, Greenlawn, “Up Island.” Via e-mail Thanks for these corrections. –DR SKEET SKIRMISH Dear Editor, This past Monday evening around sevenish, I took my daughter who is visiting and my son for a walk on the beach at Bootleggers Alley, on Shelter Island. We parked the car and proceeded down the beach to the left or South towards Crab Creek. My son decided to fish a little ways down the beach, so with fishing pole

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and a chair he sat on the beach and started to fish. My daughter and I continued to Crab Creek. On our way back towards the town landing, to my surprise a homeowner was shooting skeet from his yard over the beach out into the water. I expressed my concern for my son’s safety. The two gentlemen stated that their family has been shooting skeet for over 50 years from this location and in this manner. This infuriated me because I know how popular this beach is, and in fact, there was another woman there enjoying the beach with her son, but left when the gentlemen started to use profanity. One of the gentlemen proceeded to tell me that the beach was his private property and we were trespassing. I explained to them I was below the high water mark and on Shelter Island we have riparian rights. He quickly told me he did not care, and he was doing nothing wrong and I was trespassing, and if I continued he would shoot me. Also, if my son was “dumb enough to sit there – what’s the problem?” I called the Shelter Island Police, who responded quickly. I explained the situation to the two officers; they said there are two sides to every story, which is true. After talking to the men who were shooting, the police said they found nothing wrong and that they have a right to shoot over the beach into the water. One of the officers stated that this has been an on going problem with these people. What has happened to my riparian rights to walk the beaches of Shelter Island safely? The officers also told me that anyone could shoot skeet off of any beach on Shelter Island. Question? Off the beach, not over the beach – right? By the way my son, “who is dumb enough to sit there,” is learning disabled and handicapped. Disgusted Taxpayer, Giovanna Ketcham c.c. Supervisor James Dougherty Shelter Island Town Board Via e-mail

Get down there with a gun and shoot your own damn skeet. Wear a bulletproof vest. –DR THE TROUBLE IS NOT IN MONGOLIA Dear Dan, Regarding your article about Mongolia, I wish the Hamptons problems could be solved as easily as the problems of Mongolia. Thanks to a few unimaginative politicians, Mongolia’s problems are nothing but self-inflicted wounds. For three years the various governments and parliamentarians have been negotiating a mining contract with the Canadian based, but New York Stock Exchange listed, company called Ivanhoe. My calculation shows that the expected gold mining segment could produce $340 million in the first year at $1,000 per ounce gold price. During the thirty-five years, which is the life expectancy of the mine, gold can produce $11.9 trillion. If the price of gold goes up to $2,000 per ounce, the figure becomes nearly $25 trillion. The delay of producing minerals in Mongolia is one of history’s greatest mysteries. We in the Hamptons should send a message to the Kahn Bank that Mongolian prosperity is just around the corner. All Mongolia and the Kahn Bank need is a Roosevelt who was a traitor to his class, but the greatest friend to his nation. There is another point; the mining interest in Mongolia is in the hands of Russia, China, Canada, U.K. and Australia. The United States of America, which fought and ended the cold war, has no influence in Mongolia. We created a free state twenty years ago, but we have no claim to history’s greatest gold reserves. Let us just point out that at $5,000 per ounce levels the gold production would be worth $60 trillion. It is thirty times our budget deficit for the coming year. Mongolia will recover, cashmere will be produced, but the Americans may not have the money to buy it. Andrew Racz Beral Inc. Director of Research Southampton Via e-mail Carry on Mongolia. –DR

Police Blotter Bluefish Remember when your older brother told you that a bluefish could bite off your toe while you were swimming in the ocean? Well, this is the first that we’ve heard of it, but apparently this happened last week. Two surfers were sent to the hospital after they received bites to their toes from bluefish. One bite was so bad that one of the surfers may have completely lost his toe. Not A Good Driver A man in Southampton crashed into three parked cars while driving his car under the influence of alcohol. He was immediately arrested when police arrived at the scene. Reports indicate that he did not leave a note on any of the parked vehicles. Kramer? Two lobster pots were stolen in Montauk last week. Not His Day A man living with his girlfriend in Southampton was not thinking clearly after he decided to set fire

to a pile of clothes inside his girlfriend’s house. He then set fire to two cars that were parked. He was subsequently arrested. No word yet if his girlfriend plans on staying with him after the incident. Pie Contest? A woman in Montauk went to a bakery and tried to return a pie, which she had already eaten half of. When the bakeshop refused to give her a refund for the pie, she decided to throw it at the counter. Cracking The Safe A restaurant in Bridgehampton reported that a safe containing $10,000 was stolen. Police received a call from the restaurant and determined that somebody climbed through a window after they broke it to get into the establishment late at night. Police are following up on leads.

Stolen Kayak In Westhampton Beach, a kayak was stolen from a house on the water. Police looked for tracks, but couldn’t find any. Theft Three flat screen television sets were stolen from a house in Southampton. The security system in the house was dismantled as well. No Parking A woman in Amagansett reported to police that somebody threw a “No Parking” sign into her back windshield causing serious damage. The sign was ripped out from another location. In case you were wondering, the woman was parked perfectly legally in her own driveway outside her home. By David Lion Rattiner

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“We value our clients and show it with quality service, building our reputation one customer at a time”

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Design Installation Repair

Licensed & Insured • Over 30 Years Experience



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Cedar • Mahogany • IPE • Composite • Hidden Clips

Highest Quality • Best Service





Residential • Commercial

Licensed & Insured

ROBERTS ASPHALT CO. INC. Oil & Stone Driveway Specialist


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All Phases of Construction Are Handled With The Experience & Professionalism That Your Deserve 631.653.6234 • 631.298.8533 • 631-324-0876 Southampton Lic#2022 • East Hampton Lic #4498

Serving The East End Since 1985





Serving High End Homes Over 15 Years

Decking the Hamptons for over 30 years

Alll otherr outdoorr construction. Pergulas, Shower Enclosures & Porches Licensed / Insured We Secure All Permits

#1 Deck Builder on the East End

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Free In-Home Estimates! See e extensive e photo o gallery:

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East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured

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over 25 years





#1 Deck Builder on the East End Driveways



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• Prompt • Reliable • Professional Quality

• • • • • •

Specialize in

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DAN'S PAPERS, July 31, 2009 Page 78

(OME3ERVICES Peconic Electric

Electrical Contractors


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For Emergencies Call:


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• Oil Spill Clean-Up

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(East End)

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With our low overhead we are able to give you reasonable prices and quality work. Call 1199265





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Licensed & Insured


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DAN'S PAPERS, July 31, 2009 Page 80

(OME3ERVICES Dan W. Leach Custom Carpentry

• Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists • Cedar Siding + Shakes • Mahogany Deck Building • Finished Basements • Drafting & Full Permits Roofing & Siding Specialist

Renovations, Additions, Renovations, Additions, Decks, Siding, Decks,Renovations Siding, Basement Custom Tile Work Custom Painting No Job Too Small We do it for love of homes

• Prompt • Reliable • Professional Quality



Project Consultation

• Premium Vinyl Siding • Energy Efficient Replacement Windows 1198558

Handling All Your Handyman Needs & Then Some.



When nQualityyMatters

Project Coordinator • Andy Iovino


NOW for Winter Specials


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Your Investment & Beauty of your Home




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cks sion Exten aths • Deiding B ing/S Roof Ins. Lic. & 98


Design • Install Maintain • Spring



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Specializing in:



Wells and Pumps

45-77 631-7


24 Hour Service


Built-ins • Home Renovation • Cabinetry Custom Woodwork • Furniture Design

355 yrs.. Experiencee builtt on communication,, neatnesss & quality

631 680 7766

Local, Licensed & Insured

Serving the East End since 1997

Beyernheimer Construction “East End’s Home Improvement Experts”



Home Improvement

Professional Service • Quality Workmanship Competitive Prices


All your maintenance, repair & renovation needs are just one call away

Home e Improvements CORP.

Licensed 1199141




We Service each Project Until Completion.

• Renovations • Additions • New Construction • Tile Work • Finished Basements • Siding • Roofing • Painting Serving the Hamptons for over 10 Yrs.

917-226-4573 Home 631-907-4155


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Call Manuel




(631) 859-3081Ins.


SPRINKLER ONE Lawn Sprinklers

Installation, Service, Design

Visit us at

Hunter Preferred Contractor • Licensed & Insured Let us take care of your landscaping needs: Hydroseeding Grading • Sod • Landscape Design • Driveways Putting Greens • Dry Wells •Landscape Lighting





Steve’s Irrigation A Fair Price For Excellent Work

All Jobs Big and Small All Exterior and Interior • Handyman Projects • Decks & Fence • Painting • Windows • Land Clearing • Misc. • Bath & Kitchen Renovation Specializing in Project Mgt. References Available Licensed & Insured MIKE 631-324-2028 1199220 CELL 631-831-5761

• Servicee • • Installationss • • Renovationss •

Installation • Service Start-Up • Winterize 2005, 2006, 2007 Lic/Ins • Free Estimates Contractor of the Year! The East End Irrigation Specialist

Service Directory



5pm Wednesday

P.O. Box 696 Southampton NY 11969


Owner Operated Lic. & Ins.


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CALLE CONSTRUCTION • Extensions • Custom Decks • New Construction • Finished Basements

• Kitchens/Bathroomss • Decks • Dormerss & Extensions • Interiorr & Exteriorr Design • Siding/Roofingg • Basements



Oil Boilers Oil Furnaces Air Conditioners Geothermal Heat Pumps Hot Water Heaters Refrigeration Commercial/Residential


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Heating & AC

• Windows • Siding • Roofing • Kitchens • Bathrooms • Dormers

Professional & Dependable References Available




15 Years Experience

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Keeping the oceans cleaner & the earth greener Serving the East End

licensed & Insured

East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured


Steven’ss Handyman Service

House Watching




631-287-8688 System Turn On Monitoring Winterization Design • Installation Hose Spigots Rain Sensors Licensed & Insured


FinishedCarpentry Libraries•Kitchens Bathrooms• Painting

• Kitchens • Flooring • Heating • AC • Entry & Garage Doors

a full service irrigation company

cell 631-766-9744

Owner Operated Deal Direct

FREE At Home



Licensed Insured

Residential Commercial

Home Improvement

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Home Improvement


(631) 929-1463 Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, July 31, 2009 Page 81

(OME3ERVICES Landscape/Garden


& Estate Management

Get the Personalized Service You Deserve

We’ll clean up your yard, too

•Full Service Landscaping •Irrigation•Fertilization•Pool Service





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Countryside Lawn & Tree


FamilyOwned 4generationsofexperience! Exquisitestonecollection Fromallaroundtheworld

WHYUS? Selection-Installation PromptService

516.239.7531 *FREEESTIMATES*



T.G. LANDSCAPING Teddy Grudzinski

• Design • Installation • Garden Renovations • Transplanting • Ponds/Waterfalls • Fine Gardening • Lawn Maintenance • Re-vegetations • Perennial Gardens • Natural Screenings • Irrigation Installations/Service • Tree/Shrub Pruning & Removals • Spring/Fall Cleanups • Sod • Mulch • Bobcat Service/Land Clearing • Also Specializing in Masonry • Landscape Lighting Excellent References Lic. Ins.

631-324-4212 1199066



Comm. Res.


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Over 17 Years Experience.



Landscape Service

• Spring/Fall Cleanups • LAWN MAINTENANCE • Re-Vegetations • Hedge & Shrub Pruning • FINE GARDENING Free Estimates



References Available

ATLANTIC LANDSCAPE “Concept to Completion”

(631) 288-1578


Alll Island

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631-324-2028 631-723-3212

Referencess Available

Garden design, installation, maintenance & decorating Services

(631)287-1075 1199050

Wild Earth Revegetation “The Revegetation Experts”

Licensed and Insured Commercial and Residential 18 Years Experience All Work Guaranteed Owner on Site Free Estimates


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Phone: 631-725-2555 1199149

Cell: 631-379-7401


Landscape Lighting

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22 Years Serving the East End

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“We Turn Your Dreams to Greens”


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We provide a professionally coordinated maintenance program tailored to your property & style.

For Information: 631.744.0214

25 years of Experience • Call for Appointment Licensed 1198715

To Our Clients THANK YOU



Design • Construction • Masonry

Lic. Ins.

Sup erior L andscaping S olutions , Inc . • Landscape Maintenance Weekly Lawn and Garden Maintenance Pruning Spring/Fall Clean Ups • Gardening Annual/Perennial Plantings, Privacy Planting,Installation, Mulch, Woodchips, Topsoil • Landscape Construction Land Clearing, Grading, Filling, Drainage Systems, Retaining Walls and Planters Installed, Seed/Sod Lawns, Pond/Waterfall Installation • Masonry • Planning Design

Ha mptons

• Tree & Privacy Planting • Irrigation Install & Service • Sod / Seed / Grading • Pavers & Belgian Blocks • Walkways & Patios • Driveways • Aprons, Stone Walls • Weekly Lawn Care / Cleanups • Underground Drainage • Drywells • Bobcat Service • Deer Fence

Complete Services Design - Installation Maintenance Specializing in Plantings - Grading Stonework - Landscape Lighting

Certified, Licensed, Insured

Mobile: 631-484-9493 Office: 631-329-1028



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Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990


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DAN'S PAPERS, July 31, 2009 Page 82


Licensed d Insured Excellentt Locall References



email: 1199082





Complete Waterfront Contracting Floating Crane Service 1198540

“DOVE” A 61 ft Swan Sloop offering


Terracotta N Limestone Marble N Slate Fully Insured & Licensed


• Professional Captain


LIBERTY MASONRY Quality Residential & Commercial Craftsmanship All Phases of Masonry Construction • Cobblestone • Foundations • Patios • Brickwork • Fireplaces • Driveways • Walkways • Stucco • Retaining Walls • Pool Areas • Cellar Entrances • Stoops SUFF LIC# 30,210-NS • FULLY INSURED 1199092

• Full Service

Matthew w Rychlik

• Full Shade



Custom Masonry Construction, R epair Brick o r S tone Walls, P atios, W alkways Cobblestone C urbing Pool C oping & T ile Driveway A prons Pool P atios

631-283-1382 631-252-3363 Fully Licensed and I nsured





Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday


MASONRY: Brickwork,

Tile, Pavers, Patios, Driveways, Walkways, Pool areas. CARPENTRY: Kitchens, Baths, Finished basements, Alterations, Conversions.

Construction • Design • Repairs • Fireplaces & Chimneys • Brick & Stone Patios • Tile & Stucco Work • Cobblestone, Aprons • Quality Stone Work

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Lic. Montauk-NYC Ins.

NY DOT 34514


Cell (631) 839-6144 (631) 588-5885

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Old Fashioned Quality Workmanship Low and zero VOC Paints Available Insured/Lic# 28843-HI




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MOLD Breathe Easier and Live Healthy

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631-514-1533 • FREE Estimates


Do You Have



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Make room for the project with storage delivered to your front door!

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cell: 631.338.3878

We’ll deliver a unit, you pack it, & we’ll pick it up & deliver to your new home!



on Local & Long Distance Moving






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Montauk to Manhattan


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Free Estimates




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For inspections, testing & removal, call



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Company Inc. • Gabions • Floating Docks Built & Installed • Docks Built-House Piling • Retaining Walls • Excavation & Drainage Work Contact Kenny

To Your Health and Your Home


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Your local Dock Builder and Marine Contractor From Refacing & Repair to New Construction

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DAN'S PAPERS, July 31, 2009 Page 83

(OME3ERVICES Painting/Papering




Poison Ivy Control

Eastern Suffolk



Plumbing & Heating, Inc. Licensed Master Plumber 20 Years Experience


Commercial • Residential Insured Serving ALL Your Plumbing and Heating Needs



LaPolla Painting

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Free Estimates








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Office: (631)775-6106 • Cell: (631)278-1552

631.283.7925 •


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INTERIOR R / EXTERIOR Powerwashing Staining & Wallpaper Removal Great References / Insured




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Powerwashing Staining Bleaching Commercial/Residential

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Excellent References 1199067


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Pets/Pet Services


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AQUATECH POOLS A Full Service Pool Company

Summerizing, Winterizing, Power Vacs, Liner Changes, Safety Covers, Safety Fences, Maintenance, Pool & Filter Repairs & Chemicals Licensed/Insured Est. 1997



Serving the Hamptons 55 Years

• Quality Gunite & Vinyl Pool Builders • Weekly Pool Service

631-287-4043 Southampton, NY



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Established 1972

NYS Certified Applicators

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Tel:: 631-878-3131 Cell:: 516-818-3769

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Years Experience

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• Exterior/Interior Painting • Deck Service • Staining Lic. & Ins. Lic# 44804H • Powerwashing FREE Estimates

Interior Exterior

Serving the East End for over 20 years Licensed & Insured - Superb References

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Summer Rentals Bridgehampton 4 br, 4 ba, on cul-de-sac, den, media room with plasma tv's, heated in-ground pool, patio, tennis, trampoline. Aug 17th- Aug 31st. $18,000 917-569-0635 Bridgehampton South Of Highway MAGNIFICENT Pond front home 3 Bedrooms + Guest Suite 60 ft Pool, beautiful gardens Use of boat for rowing & fishing August 15- LD $25,000 Call owner (212)595-3400 Bridgehampton South of the Highway. Has it all! Beauty, Privacy, Accessibility. 3 BR's, 2 baths, Den, Heated Pool, Central Air. August 1- LD $17,000.

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Summer Rentals

AMAGANSETT Hidden Gem. 1 or 2 bedrooms on the Ocean, Pool. Walk to town. Short term rentals. (631)267-8121

EAST HAMPTON 4 Houses Aquebogue- North Fork from the Beach. Immaculate, 4 Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom bedrooms, 3 bath, light, airy Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or open floor plan. Perfect for enweekly/ monthly (631)722-4096 tertaining, heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, serene, private outdoor setting, gourmet kitchen, BEST DEAL IN CAC, Internet, TVs, stereos, eveSAGAPONACK! ry amenity. Must see! Available Chic home on 2.1 lushly 8/22- LD, $4K/ week. landscaped private acres & (516)637-9337 lawn on quiet street. 3 BRs, East Hampton A great deal! 2BAs, study, childproof fence Beautiful villa near village and around heated pool, Jacuzzi, ocean beaches. Huge pool, overopen living great room, sized deck. 2 acres, 4 bedrooms, CAC, close to beach. 3 full baths. Vaulted ceilings, 2-3 weeks $6,500 weekly skylights, fabulous master suite (917)865-9917 and Great Room. Sunny, spaClassified Deadline cious, immaculate. Jacuzzi, pool table, art, piano. August 1- 8; 12 Noon 25- LD; all September. Peter on Mondays (917)655-5830 Pix Bridgehampton 3 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre. Aug-LD $23K. 917-690-8346 BRIDGEHAMPTON: Hampton Classic! 3 BR, 3 Bth, CAC, Jacuzzi, Pool, Tennis. No Pets Bike to ocean. Walk to Village Aug 1 toSept 30 $30K (will divide) Weekdays (212)688-6023 Weekends (631)537-2191

Driver available to drive you in your car to and from Hamptons. Retired policeman. Bridgehampton 4 bedroom (631)725-0985. Beach House. Dock on Mecox .EED3OME"USINESS Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing 0LACE YOUR AD IN OUR Location! 3ERVICE $IRECTORY #ALL   212-794-1000

EAST HAMPTON: Lion Head, 3 BR, 2 bth, CAC, Internet, Cable TV's, private, charming immaculate, retreat, minutes walk to private Bay beach, heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, beautifully landscaped. Aug. or $3,500 weekly. Web Photos. Call (516)902-4552, or email: East Hampton Springs Lovely Two bedroom home on half acre. Large living room and deck, fireplace, all utilities including washer and dryer. August 1stLabor Day. $6,000. (718)457-6331, (917)435-1807

EAST HAMPTON ON WATER. 250 foot beach, sunsets, 5 Br, 6 Bth Large heated pool, Sacrifice Aug. $25,000 or Wkly $8k 631-324-0376 Hampton Bays: Affordable Cottages at Hampton Cove. 1 BR (seasonal) $5,400 and (monthly) $2,250. 3 BR waterfront cottage (season) $12,150 and (monthly) $6,300. Please contact Ashley, 516-317-2826 for weekly/ weekend rates. 20% security deposit required, additional 10% for any pets.

Hampton Bays: Waterfront Weekly Rental Peconic Bay 4 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, washer/ dryer, idyllic setting on private beach. Perfect for kayaking and other water activities. Some August, September weeks still available. August $2,400, September $2k. Call (516)510-7645. Pictures available. North Haven/ Sag Harbor Waterfront bedroom suite: queen BR, LR w/ fplc, prvt bathroom. pool, canoe, beaches. 3 min to Sag, 10 min to Classics and ocean beaches. Avail weekly Aug, Aug.- LD, year round. (631)681-1572 Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, south highway, bike to village, beach. Washer/ dryer. August $4,000. 631-653-8750

S O UT HA M PT O N East Hampton Charming, immaculate 3 BR, 2 bath, LR, den, CAC, pool, large private yard/ deck, beautifully decorated. Aug. $12k. Weekly/ Fall avail. 914-588-6464 East Hampton newly built furnished 4 bedroom, 3 bath, heated inground pool, eat in kitchen, living room, dining room, laundry room, CAC, fireplace, 2 car garage Aug- LD $13,000. Flexible terms. 516-779-0710

WAT E R F R O NT HAMPTON BAYS August Rental DISCOUNTS $6,000/ mo. or $3,200 1/2 mo. or all August Weekends $3,300* Lovely House, Pristine Setting on 1 acre. 2 Bedrooms, Large Deck, Outdoor Shower, Kayak. Swim from Dock, Bike to Ocean. Pet Friendly. No Smoking. Owner *646-221-7463 *917-687-3919

Pristine Peconic views. Gateway to the Hamptons, 5 BRâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s , 4 baths, den, exercise area, CAC/ heating, gunite heated pool, mahogany decks, pool house with bath, basketball court. Boat Mooring August $32k Weekly Rental Available (631)204-0202 (516)857-1795

Hampton Bays: large 2 BR, 2 Bath, Waterview Condo. August, Fall/ Winter/ Yearly. 201-602-0912

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals SAG HARBOR BEACHFRONT QUOGUE BAY FRONT 7 BR Estate Manor on 2.5 acres

All accommodations: dock/ boat slip, tennis, heated pool, hot tub, sauna, game room and more.

East Hampton: Deluxe house. 3 BR, 2 bath, heated pool w/ attached Jacuzzi, waterfall, electrical gates, CAC, deck, garage. Monthly/ seasonal. Shown by appt. 631-835-9593 631-329-5457

East Hampton NW Woods 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, pool, CAC. Brand new kitchen August- Labor Day 631-324-2519 917-301-8387

Special 1/3 off summer rental. Call owner (917)418-6872

Enjoy a private beach and spectacular views from this affordable, adorable, 2 bed, 1.5 bath cottage with outdoor shower, 13 foot ceilings in living room. Wood burning fireplace. Swim, ski, fish, on your private beach. Sail and stroll to paradise at your door MUST BE SEEN ! Shares OK (sharers arrange your own schedule). Sorry, no pets, no smoking! Aug. 1- Sept. 7/ LD 5 1/2 weeks for less than the price of 4 weeks: $9,950 Please call for weekly rates Owner (917)887-1715 (212)906-0502 Voicemail

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2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT Sagaponack 5 BR, 2.5 bath, heated pool. Bike to Ocean. See photos:

Month $20,000. Week $6,000 718-637-3561 Shelter Island The "Un-Hampton" Choice rentals are still available. Georgiana B. Ketcham Licensed Real Estate Broker (631)749-0800 Branch office, (631)749-3388 Shinnecock Hills. BED AND BEACH Large Studio. Refrigerator, AC, Private Entrance, Monthly/ Weekly/ Minimum 2 Days. (631)728-2225

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Year Round Rentals

Year Round Rentals

WAINSCOTT SOH Walk to SOUTHAMPTON Bridgehampton, beach and Jitney. One level Minutes to Ocean Southampton, Wainscott, decorator furnished, 52 inch flat Fully Fnshd Studios. 2 BR, 2 bth, 1 level Condo, screen TV, gourmet kitchen, 4 $800 Mo. Includes All. Sunroom, Pool, Tennis, Garage BRs, 4 Bas, CAC, Jacuzzi, fin(Also avail wkly) Aug-Sept, $15,000 ished lower level w/ 80 inch TV, Security Deposit Req Also available Winter poolhouse with bedroom/ bath516-449-1117 Call 631-537-2900 room, heated pool, hot tub. Will child proof pool. August 1- LD My farm house in Water Mill 3 Southampton: New to market, $35,000. (917)929-8336 Bedrooms, 2 bath. Forever farm open theme, double French entry (212)628-5944 field views for your house in Sag doors, fully furnished, lower Harbor Village OR RENT for unit, 9 foot ceilings, large l/r, $2,400/ month 9/1- June 30. kit.,dining area, bathroom, one Call (631)726-7509 b/r, walk-in closet, in private, gated home…2 plus miles to ocean, and village…. Available now! , includes, phone, cablevision, tv, elec, heat, etc.. call owner/ bk, (no fees), Summer $700 WATER MILL wk 917-331-2023 Sag Harbor Newly renovated 3 BR, 2 BA ...631-204-9393 (also Avail as yr with farm views. 5 min to round rental $1,450) as of Sept 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, town, beaches & Hamptons Owner/ Bk 917–331-2023 living room, great room, Classic. eat-in-kitchen, sunroom with $2,700/ wk, Aug./ Sept. SOUTHAMPTON/ NORTH great water views, fireplace. SEA/ Horse Show! 5 BRs, 4.5 646-265-8783 Bths. Room for 10 adults, conLots of decks, temporary, spacious, walk to Water Mill 5 br, 5 ba house. 160’ of waterfront with dock, beach, large deck, 20x40 pool, Convenient location. Pool house/ garage, washer/ dryer, Jacuzzi, wi-fi. Available 8/22- studio. Heated pool, $22,000. cable television, internet ready, 9/7 (3 weekends) $10,500. Call Separate 2 br Cottage $7,500 outdoor hot and cold shower, for pictures. (631)287-0789 all new appliances. Now- LD 631-726-5352

HAMPTON BAYS By The Canal 2 Bedroom apartment. Laundry, dishwasher, wireless internet, cable and more. Call (516)380-7211

SAG HARBOR Village beautifully refinished spacious 2 bedroom, 1 bath dishwasher, washer/ dryer. $1,975. References. (631)725-7189

September 15th - May 15th Water Mill Deal fell through, Water front 3 br, 2.5 ba, near Jit$1,500 monthly. ney & Village. Good fishing, kayak, outdoor shower, new 914-772-3393 kitchen, ping pong, bikes, close to beach. Aug. $16,500 SOUTHAMPTON Charming 1 914-584-0631 BR furnished cottage, internet Water Mill: walk to Blind Point signal, back yard with porch. beach, beautiful sun filled Available 9/6- May. No pets. $850. 5000sq ft villa on 2 very private References required. acres. Pool and spa, 5 BRs, 6 (631)287-5394 baths, social and bedrooms open Southampton Townhouse: 3 onto lawns and terrace, 2 weeks BR 2.5 bth, Fpl, gym, $1950/ Aug. $65,000. Contact owner mo. 201-650-1466 (917)318-3756 or Southampton Village Charming furnished, 1 BR cottage. BeautiWESTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, ful landscaping, easy walk to 4 baths, CAC, pool. Walk to stores/ train. Sept.- May, $950 train, close to village. 8/1- LD monthly plus utilities. $13,000 (631)805-7273 (212)947-9259. WESTHAMPTON 5 bedrooms, 5 bath, CAC, heated pool, canal front with bay views. Built in Year Round Rentals 2005. July and August $7,000 Amagansett South Farmhouse. weekly. (631)331-5890 4BR, 2Bath, Lge open sitting/ Westhampton Beach: 1 BR, 1 Dine/ Kitchen. Private Garden. bath, July $2,000, Aug. $5,000. Pix @ Also, 2 BR, 2 baths. Beach, pool, tennis courts. Also week- Winter $2,500pm. Yr $33,000 ends. (212)980-1212 631.267.2908, 631.235.2296

Flanders, $1,400. 3 br ranch with garage.

Beautiful classy house with heated pool 4 bedrooms 8 flat screen TV's through-out Pond with waterfall Gourmet cooking grill Area Beautifully landscaped surrounded by Pumpkin Farms

Sag Harbor 2 Bedroom furnished apartment, 2nd floor, Private, bright, nice views, steps to village/ Jitney $1,700 + utilities monthly Year Round. August $6,000 631-725-3042

$6,500 mo. Year Round Call Marilyn: 917-273-8710

SOUTHAMPTON Secluded Estate, ultimate privacy 8 Bed- SOUTHAMPTON/ Shinnecock rooms, 4.5 Baths, Heated pool/ Hills. RENT THIS HOUSE IN Jacuzzi, Newly Renovated. AUGUST! Stylish, secluded, 516-496-2339 sunny, contemporary. 3 BR, 3 bth, pool, deck, CAC, Wi-Fi, pool table, many extras. AugustLD $14,000 negotiable. SOUTHAMPTON (917)733-9533 4 BR Contemporary, 5 baths, Southampton Townhouse 3 tennis, heated gunite bedrm 2.5 Bth August $12,000 pool, CAC. Call (201)568-4440. Available; August $40,000 September or Yearly. Call owner at (646)372-9143

SOUTHAMPTON AUGUST - REDUCED Luxury contemporary, deluxe pool, acre. $9,500, negotiable. Photos available. (516)767-1279 (516)978-5488 Southampton Cottages great location, beautiful property, lake access, Ocean and Village within 3 miles. 1 Bedroom Cottages $4,000 monthly, $1,500 weekly Call 631-283-5444

Southampton Village 4 BR's, 2 baths, loft, EIK, heated pool, large deck, 1 acre August 23rd- Sept 1, $3,200. 516-270-3938 Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful 1 bedroom apartment, completely furnished, each with private entrance and porch. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Cable, internet included. Weekly or monthly. No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870

Southampton Country cottage. 1 bedroom with large great room Southampton Village Pool, & kitchen. Wood floors, cathe- CAC, 3 br, off Hill St. mid Augdral ceiling. Aug- LD $6,000. No LD. $3,500 week 908-566-5109 Smoking/ pets. 516-909-9515 Southampton: Waterfront Southampton: Immaculate 2 Condo. 1 bedroom, 1 bath, loft, room apartment. Furnished. Pri- dock, pool. Beautifully renovatvate bath, entrance, garden. ed! August $6,500. No pets, no Leave message. CAC. DirecTV. Kitchenette. smoking. Beautiful home. Also winter. (516) 671-8159 (631)283-8613 Wainscott beautiful cottage, Southampton: Lovely room. pool, 30 ft. ceiling, private, 1 Private bath. Beautiful classic mile ocean, Weekly $2K, Weekends; home. 3 nights $370. Two rooms /Monthly. 631-537-0413. 631-757-9527 $555. (631)283-8613 Southampton/ North Sea Harbor, Waterfront, Quiet, great view, 3 bdr, 1.5 baths, porch, deck. , Aug.- LD $4,500 631-513-5336

Wainscott beautiful cottage, pool, 30 ft. ceiling, private, 1 mile ocean, Weekly $2K, /Monthly. weekends 631-537-0413; 631-757-9527

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WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront-Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terrace overlooking ocean; pool; gym; long season. (917)842-5658 Westhampton/ Remsenburg Charming guest cottage, 1 BR on family estate with pool, tennis and boat dock. $5,000 per month. (631)882-1986

Winter Rentals

EAST HAMPTONYear round. 3 bedrooms, 3 full baths, new custom kitchen, cathedral ceilings, wonderful block, spectacular pool. $2,650. No smoking, pet possible. Owner (631)368-7841 East Hampton 3 BR, 2 Bth with large Fenced Backyard. $2500/ month plus utilities 516-680-4417 631-725-1433

EAST MARION 1st floor, 1 block from beach, 3 bedrooms, 1 Winter Rentals bath. Newly renovated. Rent $1,400 plus utilities. MONTAUK Fab, large 1 bed- (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday room apartment on ocean near IGA. 80 South Emerson. Octo- Flanders, 3 br, Lr, kitchen, elecber 15- May 15. $750/ month tric, big backyard, section 8 all $1,850 mo. plus electric heat. Len welcome, (917)846-2923 631-252-7499

Sag Harbor Year Round: Downstairs apt, two bed, private entrance, deck. Pool, AC, full bath, stainless steel kitchen. Beach & Village all within 1.5 miles, No smokers! $1,500 a month includes all. Joe MONTAUK WATERFRONT 631-807-0101 3 room, LR, kitchen and bedroom, quiet, private, best view. Suitable for one, two. Heat, hot water, electric, cable TV included. No smoking or pets. Possible summer. (631)668-5023 Hampton Bays/ Southampton Water view. 1 Bedroom, efficiency units available. Furnished or unfurnished. Near college. Reasonable. 631-764-3834 631-283-8676

QUOGUE 3 bedroom, 2 full bath, full EIK. $1,750/ month. Utilities separate. Call Natalie (631)653-6560 or James (212)832-2323 Quogue East Realty Company Inc. 631-653-9660

Sag Harbor Bay Point Yearly rental furnished. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, living room, dining room, kitchen, single car garage, screened porch, deck, walk to beach, boat launch nearby, quiet community, 5 minutes to Sag Harbor Village, $2,100 mo. call 727-452-8419 or 8141

Southampton Rental Beach side*

Southampton 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath, LR with fplc, den, pool. Tuckahoe schools. $2,000 monthly. 516-359-9387

SOUTHAMPTON room in charming home with nice yard. Suitable for ONE. Female preferred. $800/ month plus one month security includes gas, electric, heat, garbage removal, laundry room plus internet access, cable TV. Share with one SAG HARBOR (Baypoint) 3 working woman. No smoking, BR, 2 Bath, CAC, dry finished no pets. Available 9/1/2009. basement, walk to Long Beach, (631)537-2470 Pets OK. $2,600/ month +utilities. (Helen) Southold Waterfront quaint 2 bedroom house. Recently reno(516)526-9449 vated. Close to wineries. FurSAG HARBOR Village 1 Br, nished or not. $1,800 + utilities. Apartment avail immediately, First, last, + security. $1,350 mo. 631-725-4895 631-734-6200

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Summer Rentals SAG HARBOR/ NORTH HAVEN 2 bedroom, 1 bath, cottage, clean sweet, reasonable, weekly, monthly, 631-745-8677

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Weekly Rentals

Southampton Village Pine Street 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath. Fully Renovated, Wood Floors. Walk to All. Heat Included. No pets. $1,275 mo. 800-227-0595 WESTHAMPTON 2 Bedroom house on wooded half acre. Quiet dead end street. New EIK, new appliances, new carpeting, new windows, washer/ dryer. (917)687-5902

Bridgehampton Brand New Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house avail with all amenities. Wkly or wknds Owner 212-285-2440

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EAST QUOGUE Waterfront 3 bedroom cozy, charming, warm, furnished cottage. SpaJacuzzi, brand new designer kitchen & furnace. $750 monthly 1/2 utilities. No smoking. Call (631) 742-4940.

Bridgehampton: South of Hwy, 3 BR, 2 car garage, .47 acre, room for pool. $1.8M. Exclusive. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100

EAST HAMPTON Barnes Landing 21 West Way, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 18x36 heated pool, new liner, new carpeting, freshly painted, new appliances, Short walk to beautiful bay beach. large deck, full basement. Asking $745,000. Owner (631)495-5118

Southampton Village â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Great Opportunity! Circa 1915 shingled traditional, two stories, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, detached 2-car garage, room for pool, zoned residential and office use. Co-Exclusive $999,000

Land East Quogue: Half acre building lot for sale. Corner lot, Southern exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles from Bay. 4 miles from Ocean. $235,000. 631-804-2732.

East Hampton Great InvestCommercial ment! 3 BR, 2 Bth house with 1 BR cottage/ artist studio. PotenGREENPORT Great location! tial income, $48,000. $595K Front Street. Approximately 516-680-4417, 631-725-1433 1,300 s.f. Rent $2,200. Tel. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday EAST QUOGUE Waterfront 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. with 75' bulkhead. Sun-filled Ranch, w/ 3 Bdrms, 2 baths, CAC, Greatroom, Full Basement Quogue Price reduced. $757,500. 1,500 sq. ft. Insulated (owner) 631-728-1174 Warehouse Space, 25' x 60', 18 ft. high overhead door. Call 631-653-4036 Or 631-553-9920 SOUTHAMPTON store front 848 North Sea Road, 1,700 square feet. Attention art studios, decorators, interior designers, antique dealers, architects office etc. Inquire (516)319-6363

Open Houses

Hampton Bays - Wow! New 10 room, 2 story, 5 Bedroom, 3 full bath home with 45 ft. second story deck. Was selling for $630,000. Now reduced to $530,000. Call Ron 631-948-3652 HAMPTON BAYS furnished 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch on oversized lot SOH. $466,000. Owner (203)637-1238

Moriches Open House 35 Crystal Beach Blvd, 2 acre WATERFRONT, 6 beds, 3 baths, sauna, steam room, etc. Call Akie Naito, Hampton Estates Realty. Open Houses 2PM-6PM 7/31, 8/8, 8/22. $890,000. (516)510-6951.

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This fabulous property is located less than quarter mile to Main Street and the Long Island Railroad Station. Sag Harbor is close to the north, and sunny beaches beckon to the south. This property has two Certificates of Occupancy, one for the garage and one for the home, perfect for investing! The home has three bedrooms, two baths, and a tennis court. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2DC;t wait, because at that price it wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2DC;t be around long. Offered exclusively $882,000

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Southampton Shinnecock Hills Stroll to Bay Opportunity! The 1.2 acre site is this cottage offeringâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sweet spot. Rebuild with pool and tennis or subdivide into two buildable lots. Exclusive $785,000 Southampton - Value Priced Best Buy! Vaulted ceiling living, open dining, family room, brick fireplace, hardwood floors, tiled kitchen, 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, central air, garage, room for pool. Exclusive $575,000 Nissequogue 2 bedroom, 2 bath cottage overlooking Stony Brook Harbor & LI Sound. Beach Ownership & Mooring. $675,000. (631)239-1041 Cell (631)748-9549 Noyac - Water View $395,000 A little house with a whole lot of potential! Call Owner (631)725-1433 (516)680-4417 Quogue East Realty Co Inc. 631-653-9660 www. East Quogue. Turn key ranch. 2 br, 1 ba, hardwood floors, garage, basement, new kitchen 1/2 acre. $545,000

Well our 3 BR, plus TV room, full bath, with fireplace, full basement, 2 car detached garage & CAC is just that!

Flanders. Immaculate, 3 br ranch, cac, garage, basment. $299,000


REMSENBURG Price Reduced $749K

Call Broker 516-647-6700 Remsenburg, South of Main Street, 3 br 2 ba Ranch on 1.1 acres. Close to Bay, Price Reduced by $200,000 to $799,000 Elliot Gallen Broker 631-288-7236

Cape style, 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, Open LR/ DR, Skylights, Wood burning fpl, heated pool surrounded by private deck with mature plantings 1/3 acre. Taxes $5K. (646)242-5352 (Owner).



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BRIDGEHAMPTON Dear Little House in the Dale Wooded 1 acre retreat in secluded hamlet, 3 BRs, 2 BA, pool w/1,200 sq. ft. deck, sun-splashed LR w/ vaulted ceiling, fireplace, CAC, outdoor shower. Bike to vineyards, horse farms, shopping. By appt. $1.125M Owner (347)572-5207

Property: 26 Bridle Path, Westhampton Beach, NY will be sold by auction at 11:00am on Aug 6, 2009 at the Town Hall, 116 Hampton Rd, Southampton, NY Property Boasts: 4 beds, 3 baths, large living room, updated kitchen 2,370 sf on .589 acre lot CAC with 1 fireplace 1 mile from Beach Large deck surrounding pool Chris Deutsch 212-659-0653

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2EAL%STATEFOR3ALE SAG HARBOR (Baypoint) 3 BR, 2 Bath, CAC, large finished dry basement. Real neighborhood location. Excellent condition. Built 1994. Walk to Long Beach. $685,000 (Helen) (516)526-9449 Sag Harbor Village: 4 BR, 2.5 bath, fplc, CAC, garage on 1/2 acre. Excellent condition, $699,000. Exclusive K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 Shelter Island The "Un-Hampton" Choice Waterfront, Waterview, & Hideaways with pools. Many with newly adjusted prices! Georgiana B. Ketcham, Licensed Real Estate Broker (631)749-0800 Branch office (631)749-3388 SOUTHAMPTON Magnificent waterfront/ bulkhead 360 degree view, waterside pool/ boat slip, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths, .5 acre, very private. Panoramic Water View! Asking $2,995,000. Call for appointment by owner. (516)650-7978 Westhampton Beach Waterview Co-op Private dock, 2 porches $395,000 Call Barbara 631.377.1369 Simon Harrison Real Estate Westhampton Dunes Bay side just finished 3,100 sq ft new modern home on three levels. 5 bedroom,s 3.5 baths stainless steel appliances, lots of decking /panoramic views of ocean and bay. Asking $1,999,000. Elliot Gallin Real Estate 631-288-7236 Westhampton: Spectacular post modern ranch, mint condition, den/ fplc, 3 BR, 2.5 bath, private pool area in garden setting. $795,000. Email:

Condos/Co-Ops East Hampton Condo For Sale. Year round condo. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, great room, dining room, frplce, wood flrs, gourmet kitchen- granite, subway tiles, stainless appliances, tennis, pool, ceiling fans throughout, front and rear decks, full basement, new heat pump system, cac, new windows & sliders. furnished -low maint. Reduced to $685,000. By Owner. 718-614-1805 718-352-2502



East Quogue Round Dune Ocean Front Co-Op. Completely Renovated & Decorated. Fully furnished. Mint condition. By owner $370,000. By appt only (631)653-6168

Beautiful, brand new 2 bdrm, 2 bath condo. 1 level, fully furnished, every amenity, large patio. Close to Village, Beaches.

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1.03 Acre parcel, just east of the canal, Possible second story views of Peconic and Shinnecock Bays. Multi-million dollar homes recently built in neighborhood. $465,000. (917)224-7141.

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Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo. Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 BRs, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided frplc, dining/ sitting sun room, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. Owner

$675,000 Negotiable (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423 (646)729-4751 (Cell)

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Newly listed 1-acre on lovely rural road, $275,000. Four magnificent 7.5 acre estate lots Water views starting at $675,000. Charming 11+ Acre farm, house, barns, $850,000. 25.7 Acre farm, modern house, $1,600,000. VINEYARD- 64 Acres Top quality $2,950,000. VINEYARD- 19 Acres $850,000. 14 Acres with 2 building sites. $1,100,000.

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CORCORAN Acres, Industrial $3,200,000. 19 Acre Vineyard fully planted $1,150,000. Beautiful lake front Amagansett Office 6.5 acre, sub dividable, $699,000. 140 Main Street 631.267.3900 Call Ina- 631-835-6100 for Residential Lots East Hampton. Carefree living, well

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Amagansett. Private Flag Lot, 1.92 acre building lot in Bell Estate area. Room for house, pool, tennis. Exclusive $995K WEB# 362 Peter Moore QUOGUE 20 Acre Industrial 631.267.7421

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East Hampton. Best deal in the Hamptons, new 3,784 SF +/- spacious post modern. Soaring ceilings, cac, room for pool. Exclusive $975K WEB# 39133 Fred Nagel 631.267.7403 East Hampton. Sunsets and views, renovated Louse Point Enclave. Pool and pool house permits pending. Exclusive $2.395M WEB# 24633 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 East Hampton. Perfect Hamptons Cot-

Palm Beach Oceanfront 2BR, 2Bath apt near Four Seasons. Full Amenity Bldg $299K. Dede Gluck 561-714-4170 Scott Gordon Realty. Prince Edward Island Canada, featured in New York Times, AOL & Money Magazine. What Long Island used to be. Huge gains to be made on Waterfront property. 30% discount with strength of US dollar. Summer homes, investment, development and rental income properties. Michael Poczynek, Century 21 Northumberland,, or 1-888-295-6863


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Westhampton - Dune Road - Condo Pool Boat slip On Moriches Bay Care free and easy living. This 3 Bedroom, 2.5 bath unit just listed for sale has it all! Featuring a very airy and bright living space. You get a boat slip and pool that sits directly on the bay. This year round complex has 5 tennis courts and a clubhouse for mingling & enjoying those rainy days with your family. First Offering. Exclusive. $1.4m Gayle Lopata, Brown Harris Stevens, 516-443-7055

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tage, sunny, mint, 3 bedroom, 3 bath, animator. Hot tub, beach rights. Exclupool, hot tub and more. Price just re- sive $1.095M WEB# 12219 John Tayduced. Exclusive $649K WEB# 27107 lor 631.267.7453 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 Amagansett. Nature and art, classic East Hampton. Modern Art in resi- modern home with amazing landscape dence, flawless Georgica living/ gallery vistas. Room for pool. Exclusive sculpture/ home. Gracious for enter- $1.495M WEB# 46275 Vicky Thomptaining. Exclusive $4.95M WEB# son 631.267.7430 22212 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 Amagansett. On Napeague Harbor, 3 East Hampton. Barnes Landing Bay- bedroom waterfront cottage nestled on front, hilltop 7 bedroom 3,000 SF +/- a private road in the dunes. Exclusive Contemporary on 1 acre on Gardiner's $2.1M WEB# 24717 Krae Van Sickle Bay. Exclusive $2.3M WEB# 12436 631.267.7400 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420 East Hampton Office Montauk. Hither Hills seclusion, 2,000 SF +/- on 1.14 acre designed by Disney 51 Main Street

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88 Main Street/ 30 Nugent Street 631.702.9265 o 631.283.9600

Wainscott. Best buy under a million, over an acre with 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, heated pool and AC. Exclusive $959K WEB# 21300 Dennis Avedon 631.907.1458

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Realtor Listings 631.204.2607 Westhampton Beach Office 92 Main Street 631.288.6900

Southampton. Investor alert - income producer village. New 5,000 SF +/Hamptons Traditional on .65 acres. CAC, pool. Exclusive $4.25M WEB# Westhampton. 3 bedroom Dune Road 53748 Krae VanSickle 631.267.7400 Condo, 3,200 SF +/- bayfront unit in Sag Harbor Office Baypointe Yacht Club. Heated pool, 155 Main Street & Madison Southampton. Serenity now beautiful ocean access. Co-Exclusive $1.995M 631.725.1500 property low taxes. Private 1.4 acre WEB# 27218 Peter Moore property, approvals for 8,000 SF +/- 631.267.7421 East Hampton. Offices in commer- house and pool. Exclusive $749K cial/industrial zone. 3,800 SF +/- 14 of- WEB# 6122 Sara Ray 631.283.9600 Prudential Douglas Elliman fices, 2 meeting rooms. CAC. Shy acre. Co-Exclusive $1.995M WEB# 9514 Southampton. Cozy, private Cottage, 2 Hampton Bays Office Sandy Morell 631.899.0130 bedroom cottage close to center of 631.723.2721 Southampton village and beach. ExcluSouthampton Office sive $499K WEB# 28596 Barbara Gray Hampton Bays $379,000 Ranch 2 br/ 1 ba ranch. Att 1 car garage, SOH, EIK, LR, HWDFL, full basement, convenient to all. F#67601

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Hampton Bays $449,500 Cape, 4br/2ba, frpl, bsmt, EIK, IGS, OHW, SOH, deck, nice back yard, .30-acre. Hampton Bays $499,000 Moments F#2202751. from Tiana Shores Beach Club and bay, 3 br /2 ba, 1/2 acre, fin. Bsmnt, Hampton Bays $659,000 Multilevel room for pool, sun porch, SOH, room Contemporary, frpl, heated igp, hot for pool. F#66900 tub, .51 acre, 4br/3ba, fdr, lr, EIK, Den, bsmnt, decking, secluded setting Hampton Bays $535,000 Post Mod- F#70263 ern w/ apt., 4 br/ 3 ba, CAC, full bsmt, 1 acre, room for a pool, guest Hampton Bays $449,500 Cape 4 br/ 2 quarters. F#66836 ba, .30-acre, 1 car garage, frpl, partial fin. bsmnt, decking, lovely street, Hampton Bays $519,000 Rejuvenated F#70303 Ranch. 3 br /2 ba, full bsmt, .47-acre,

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