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Party (Continued from page 52) YOU LOSE THE PRIVILEGE. 14. NO TAKING PRESCRIPTION DRUGS UNLESS YOU ARE PRESCRIBED, IF YOU TAKE THEM YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL AND KNOW THE REPERCUSSIONS THAT HAPPEN WITH THEM WHEN YOU MIX ALCOHOL... IF YOU ARE TAKING THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE RESCRIBED YOU WILL NOT BE DRINKING.

AND OUTSIDE. DO NOT DIVE INTO THE POOL, WALK IN. YOUR 2 FEET SHOULD NEVER LEAVE THE GROUD AT THE SAME TIME. 8. Do not at anytime open any windows or use any balconies, there is central AC. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ON ANY BALCONY‌.. DO NOT SET THE AIRCONDITIONER BELOW 65 DEGREES. BY PUTTING THE TEMPERATURE LOWER DOESN’T GET THE HOUSE COLDER QUICKER. IF YOU PUT IT LOWER IT WILL FREEZE THE UNIT AND BREAK THE AC ALTOGETHER AND THEN THERE WILL BE NO AC.

SHORTY STORY ... LEES FRIENDS WOULD BE COLLEGE ROOMATE TO A XANAX AND DRANK A BEER. THE PERSON WENT TO SLEEP AND THREW UP ON HIS OWN THROW UP AND COKED AND DIED. LEES FREIND NEVER HAD A COLLEGE ROOMMATE.

‌ 11. DO NOT OPEN FRONT DOOR EVER - DO NOT OPEN THE FRONT DOOR EVER - DO NOT OPEN THE FRONT DOOR EVER - DO NOT OPEN THE FRONT DOOR EVER - DO NOT OPEN THE FRONT DOOR EVER. ALWAYS GET THE SECURITY GUARD TO OPEN THE FRONT DOOR. EVEN IF IT IS A PARENT GET THE SECURITY GUARD. IF YOU OPEN THE FRONT DOOR BY ACCIDENT TELL THEM TO HOLD ON AND DO NOT LET THEM IN. CLOSE THE DOOR AND GET THE SECURITY GUARD. 12. NO SWIMMING AT NIGHT - 8PM to 8am NO SWIMMING - hottub is privilege if they can be quiet and speak softly- if loud and screaming LOSE hottub privilege. 13. DO NOT PUNCH ANY WALLS, DO NOT PUNCH ANYBODY, IF YOU LOSE A GAME OF BEER PONG PUNCH YOURSELF. THAT’S IT. THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING NO BULLYING AND NO ALTERCATIONS, SHOULD THIS HAPPEN

YOU WILL NOT TAKE PRESCRIPTIONS DRUGS AND DRINK. ... 17. CUP FORMULA - Everything must be in a cup, FORMULA = YOU TAKE THE CAN, YOU pour in the cup, throw out the can... should we see cans, you LOSE privilege. THERE SHOULD BE NO CANS IN SIGHT EVER. PUT A GARBAGE BAG BY THE REFRIDGERATOR.

21. THE security guard will stay in common areas, kitchen, living room UNLESS he has reason to believe there is a problem persisting in a bedroom. Security guard will be outside at all times when someone is OUTSIDE. DO NOT MAKE THE SECURITY GUARD HAVE TO COME INTO THE BEDROOM. ‌ SHOULD CODE ENFORCEMENT OR THE POLICE COME TO THE PROPERTY BECAUSE A NEIGHBOR MADE A NOISE COMPLAINT: 1. Do not let them inside. They will ask you to come in and inspect the property. DO NOT LET A CODE ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL, POLICE MAN, OR ANY OTHER PERSON, IN THE HOUSE THAT IS NOT A PART OF YOUR RENTAL. 2. Tell them to hold on and DO NOT speak to them. Close the door, and call a representative from Hamptons and Sons IMMEDIATELY and let them know the details of the situation. 3. CALL US RIGHT AWAY- DO NOT SPEAK TO THEM! ***

18. WE WILL BREAK THE HOUSE UP INTO 3 AREAS.... BASEMENT IS PARTY AREA WITH MUSIC UPSTAIRS IS TV AREA UP UPSTAIRS IS SLEEPING AREA

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On July 13, Lee Hnetinka of Jericho, Long Island was arraigned on more than 60 town code violations in the Town of Southampton. He pled not guilty.

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July 26-30 Weekend Highlights Shabbat services conducted by Rabbi Marc Schneier and Cantor Netanel Hershtik accompanied by The Hampton Synagogue Choir Izchak Haimov, conductor Thursday, July 26 - 7:30pm

Author Discussion Series In Our Prime: The Invention of Middle Age Patricia Cohen

Friday, July 27 - 6:00pm

Friday Night Lively Family Service

In cooperation with the Jewish Book Council book signing and reception to follow

Friday, July 27 Shabbat Diplomat Dinner - New Zealand

Ambassador Jim McLay

Permanent Representative of New Zealand to the United Nations in discussion with Rabbi Marc Schneier

Shabbat Afternoon Shiur - 6:15pm

Rabbi Dr. David Ellenson President, Hebrew Union College Jewish Institute of Religion (HUC-JIR)

Sunday, July 29 - 7:30pm “Rebuilding and Rededication The State of World Jewry� A discussion with

Professor Richard Stone Chairman, Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations

Seudah Shlishit Forum

Professor Rene Levy

Professor Emeritus, University of Washington Baseless Hatred: What it is

and What You Can Do about It

Saturday Evening, July 28 9:15pm - Tisha B’Av following reading of Eicha/ Book of Lamentations

Emergency Service Available Radio Dispatch Trucks

An Evening of Song and Study

Join the Clergy of The Hampton :`UHNVN\LHYV\UKHIVUĂ„YLHZ ^LYLĂ…LJ[VUV\YUH[PVUHSKH`VM mourning with appropriate texts and melodies.

Rabbi Marc Schneier

Monday, July 30 - 7:30pm

Joel Cohen, Moderator

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Jewish Film Festival

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