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The Hammer Falls Montauk Lighthouse, Lake Agawam, Water Mill Green Will Go By Dan Rattiner During the past month, the Town of East Hampton has been struggling to figure out how to make up a $30 million deficit in the budget. It’s a pretty drastic situation. The whole town budget is just $70 million. The deficit built up unnoticed for the past six years. What to do? One solution, also a drastic one, is to sell off some of the public properties the town owns. Three weeks ago, the town proposed to sell off two boat launching ramps in Montauk, a property known as the “summer house” overlooking Town Pond in Montauk that local school children use, the

recently purchased former Boys and Girls Harbor Camp and 45 wooded acres near East Hampton Airport.

items should bring in a cool $5 million all together. This goes a long way toward closing that yawning deficit. The Montauk Lighthouse will be sold. It will be the most important item on the for sale list and since it was built in 1796 by order of George Washington it should have considerable value. The first $900,000, a tidy sum, will snatch it up. Another item on the menu is the Georgica Association on Georgica Pond and along the Atlantic Ocean in Wainscott. The 16 summer mansions on the 100 acres have always been thought to have been owned by the Board of Directors of the Association. Thus the Private Property Do Not Enter sign at the entrance to the private road. But it turns out that due to a clerical error, the property is still owned by the Town, retained since those long ago days when there was a communally-run hog rendering factory on that site. Inasmuch there might be toxic waste under the land there from that long ago enterprise, the Georgica Association will go up for just $500,000, first bid gets it. Town Pond in East Hampton joins the list. It is priced low at $80,000 but that is only because

The Mayor released a list of properties on the market. He expects they’ll bring in a cool $5 million.

Dan Rattiner’s second memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS TOO: Further Encounters with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, is now available in hardcover wherever books are sold. The first memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS, published by Random House, is now available in paperback. This Saturday, the author will read two chapters in the town of Southold on the North Fork: Rothman’s Department Store, 11 a.m.; Sparkling Pointe Winery, 12:30 p.m.

A great hue and cry arose from the townspeople when all these things were put up for sale. The launching ramps were soon taken off the market as a result, as was the former Boy’s Harbor Camp. But the “summer house” remains for sale as does the land by the airport. Yesterday, however, the Town Mayor announced that these properties would only be a drop in the bucket toward closing the budget gap. Much larger and more valuable townowned property would have to be put up for sale. And so, late in the day on Wednesday, the Mayor released the list of properties that will now be on the market. He expects that these

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AFFORDABLE LUXURY TOURS More Fun, More Luxury, More Comfort King Tut July 27, $110 After more than 30 years one of the greatest exhibitions of all time is returning to New York. Includes Lunch.

Yankee Stadium Tour & Carmines Sept 1, & Sept 21, $99 After touring the stadium we continue to Carmine’s for a wonderful family style lunch.

East End Winery Tour & Lobsterbake Sept 11, $119 Our day begins with LI Lobsterbake and then we will continue on to three of our favorite North Fork vineyards for a tour and tasting.

“Jersey Boys” Sept 14, $165 Join us for this evening performance. Includes a meal at one of our favorite restaurants.

Belmont Raceway Sept 16, $89 Your seats will be on the level near the betting windows. Includes admission, Classic Luncheon Buffet, racing program.

Millenium Theatre “Joseph” Penn Dutch & Shady Maple Sept 15-16, $285 Includes Kitchen Kettle Village, Pennsylvania Dutch Tour. 1 Breakfast, 1 Dinner at Shady Maple Smorgasbord.

Brooklyn Neighborhoods Tour Sept 21, $99 Visit famous Brooklyn neighborhoods and landmarks such as Brooklyn Heights, Park Slope, Greenwood Cemetery, Ebbets Field where the Brooklyn Dodgers played, and movie locations for Moonstruck, the Godfather, As Good as it Gets, Dog Day Afternoon. Stop at World Famous Junior’s on Flatbush Ave for the BEST cheesecake and egg cream!

Harlem on our Mind Sept 23, $105 Begin a guided tour of Harlem, beginning at St. John the Devine. Luncheon at the famous Sylvia’s and visit the Apollo Theatre.

The Garlic Festival Sept 25, $65 Believe it or not, it has been rated as one of the top 10 events in the U.S., USA Today and on the Food Network. Filled with great food, music and dance.

United Nations Oct 13, $99 Treat yourself to a special day, starting with lunch at the elegant Delegate’s Dining Room. Followed by a guided tour including artwork and gifts presented by foreign governments along with a visit to the Security Council and General Assembly. Jackets required.

Westchester Dinner Theatre “Jekyll & Hyde” Oct 20, $115 This musical features the hit songs, “This is the Moment”, “A New Life”, and “Someone Like You.” Enjoy a delicious luncheon and sit back for an unforgettable performance.

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Debbie Reynolds in Atlantic City Nov 30-Dec 1, $185 Who could forget her in Singing in the Rain, the Unsinkable Molly Brown. Includes overnight at the Tropicana, $10 bonus, dinner buffet and house Revue Show (if available). In the morning visit the Taj Mahal, get a $20 bonus and tickets to the Debbie Reynolds Holiday Show.

Holiday Train Show at New York Botanical Gardens Dec 1, $99 The Holiday Train Show is an amazing display of replicas of famous New York Landmarks created out of natural planting materials with model trains running through the enchanting landscape. We will be dining at Mario’s on Arthur Avenue.

NYC Holiday Tour & Carmines Dec 4, $99 You will surely enjoy this festive holiday as we tour Manhattan and delight in all the beautiful holiday décor. Before our City lights tour, we will enjoy a full course luncheon at Carmines

Brooklyn Holiday Lights Dec 18, $110 There is nothing like this tour of the Dyker Heights section of Christmas illumination, in the Bay Ridge area. We will enjoy a meal at Spumoni Gardens.

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there are other benefits that will accrue to the town when this sale goes through, and the buyer will be getting only a small truncated part of the former pond. The federal government has agreed to reconfigure that sharp, 90 degree crimp in the Montauk Highway when that road meets the pond and then runs alongside it. This turn, engineers have calculated, costs motorists a whopping $4 billion a year in delays and wasted gasoline burned while waiting. The turn will now become a gentle, sweeping and very beautiful arc of a road, and to accomplish this, about 5,000 jobs will be created from President Obama’s shovel ready program and for two months the whole place will be torn up. Many of those jobs will fall to local residents. Also, the Feds will acquire a right of way

where this big curve in the road takes place, of course, and they will pay the town $15 million for it. That does reduce the size of the property being put up for sale from 12 acres to 6, but then $80,000 is almost a steal. On the other hand, you’ll have to catch the white swans to get them off your property if you are the winner and that could be a nasty situation. They have a very painful peck. Long Wharf in Sag Harbor will be for sale for $100,000, well, anyway, the eastern half of it. The Town of East Hampton abuts the Town of Southampton right down the center of Long Wharf, and so what the $100,000 will get you is just the eastern half of the wharf as it sticks out into the bay. People will still be able to walk out to the very end of it on the Southampton side,

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but it is expected that the new buyer, the brother of the present Mayor of East Hampton Town, will be erecting brownstones along its length, so it will be one half brownstones and one half foot path. The view at the end will remain, but the view walking out to the east will now be blocked by the new residences. But some things just have to go. Other properties to be sold are Mulford Farm (cart away Home Sweet Home) for $140,000, the Amagansett Miss Amelia’s Cottage property for $100,000—“we’ll show those museum big shots a thing or two,” says the Mayor—and the Sagaponack General Store, which East Hampton claims it owns, but was long ago stolen in a bogus deed transaction and carted into Sagaponack Village. It will sell for $50,000 with the buyer taking on the costs of litigation with Sagaponack. As East Hampton sells off these properties, Southampton will join in with some sales too. Their deficit in these hard times is only about $6 million on an $80 million budget, but nevertheless, if they’re going to get rid of some of their excess property then this is the time to do it. First and foremost on the list in Southampton is Lake Agawam, which has been a real thorn in the side of that town since day one. There’s no revenue stream coming in for those who wish to use the pond—it’s all free—but there have been huge expenses. They include dredging, phragmites removal, algae skimming and feeding breadcrumbs to the ducks. “This is a real money loser,” the Southampton Town Mayor Barnaby said. “We appreciate the constant and steady stream of breadcrumbs to the ‘crumbs from the rich’ in the duck subsidiary of ‘Meals on Wheels,’ but it’s still a labor intensive situation to sprinkle it out to them every day.” Lake Agawam will be filled in and the oceanfront side offered up to for residential purchases at $50,000 per 1/4 -acre, 50-foot ocean view lot. The rest of it will be paved over for a muchneeded new parking lot in downtown. If Lake Agawam is a firm item on the new menu of properties up for sale, a few smaller items will be up there also. They include the Town Green in Water Mill—the windmill will have to be carted away, but that is no problem, it can easily be taken off on the back of a flatbed truck. The Mill will be priced at $1 and take it away. The Green at $200,000. “It has great value for its small size,” the Mayor said. “It is, after all, the Town Green. We expect spirited bidding on this parcel.” Finally, there is the Big Duck in Flanders— the 30-foot tall white replica of a duck, built in the 1930s by some batty old duck farmer with a sense of humor who constructed it right on the north side of Route 24 between Hampton Bays and Riverhead. It’s received National Register of Historic Places recognition as has Home Sweet Home and the Montauk Lighthouse, but as they say, that is only a recommendation, that register, and without the money behind it, it means nothing. “Money talks,” said one developer. “As for the State, it doesn’t have a pot to pee in. There will be no defense.”

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A Family Tragedy City Slicker Outwits Farmer in Bridgehampton Catastrophe By Dan Rattiner In the spring of 1998, “Red” White, who was then 77, rented one of the small oceanfront bungalows on his magnificent Sagaponack farm to a businessman lawyer named Tony Petrello. Petrello was the Chief Operating Officer and President of Nabors International, a global firm that drills for oil and gas onshore and offshore throughout North and South America. He was also a partner in the Manhattan law firm Baker & McKenzie. He was a good tenant. White was used to renting out these small oceanfront cottages to people. There are six of them running along the ocean for a half of a

mile at the southern end of his potato fields. His father had rented them out, and his father before that had rented it out. They were modest places, but offered some of the most beautiful ocean views imaginable. They still do. White got to know this summer tenant much as he had other tenants. The men hit it off. And in the course of things, White talked a bit about his farm, and his four children. He would leave the farm to them and to his wife when he passed on. It had been in the family since before the Revolutionary War. Petrello offered at that time, in what seemed to be an act of kindness, to write an estate plan for the Whites. He didn’t want anything

in return. But he did want to buy the little summer cottage. He said he would pay whatever it was worth. They got it appraised at $2.1 million. It was not really the cottage that was worth anything. It was the farmland that went with it. Included were 9.6 acres of it. Just a drop in the bucket really compared to the whole length and breadth of this potato farm. White thought it was a good thing to sell this piece off. Like many farmers, he was cash poor but land rich. $2.1 million would go a long way in paying his taxes and supporting the family. The paperwork was signed. It was all very (continued on next page)

JOAN LEARNS WHO HER FRIENDS ARE By Dan Rattiner Joan Zandell Holden is well known in this community as a sort of hub of a large group of friends in the artist and writers’ community. She’s written plays (three were read at Guild Hall), a novel and innumerable articles and commentary, not only for Dan’s Papers but also for other publications. She’s gone through a variety of life changes out here. She’s the daughter of Holocaust victims. She has worked in the media. She was unchar-

acteristically, I thought, a car salesman for the Mini Dealership in Southampton for a while, but she was enthusiastic about it and did the job. Most recently, she was an assistant professor in the writing program at the Southampton College that just got shot out from under her. She’s a very upbeat person. Very nice to be around. Under the circumstances, I was very surprised three days ago to get an e-mail from her with the single word HELP on the topic line. Here is what she wrote.

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friendly. I think it is fair to say in retrospect that the Whites chose very poorly when deciding upon a lawyer to review the paperwork. They chose a local man. Some things passed through above the Whiteâ€™s signature that nearly everybody thinks should not have. But White signed all the paperwork anyway. And he got half a million in down payment upon the signing of the contract. The rest of the money would follow shortly when they had the closing, which Petrello assured them would be any day now. But months went by and the closing did not come. At first it was Petrello who put it off. The timing wasnâ€™t quite right. Then the Town was involved, making various demands on what he could or couldnâ€™t do on the property. After three years of this, White was getting

very impatient. He did have the half million in cash. But in the interval, the transformation of Bridgehampton from a farming community to a glittering rich manâ€™s resort was rushing forward. What was worth $2.1 million in 1998 was by the beginning of 2001 worth probably $16 million. And yet, Petrello was still obligated to pay only $2.1 million. That is what he had agreed to in the contract he signed. Finally, a closing day did loom, but White said things had changed because so much time had gone by. The property was worth more. And he wanted to re-open the negotiations. And thatâ€™s when the Whites found the first item that should have been in the contract but was not. There was no final date after which the contract would be null and void if not com-

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pleted. The fact was Petrello could hold on as the value went up and up, and then at a future date, simply close at the pre-arranged $2.1 million when he had somebody else lined up to sell it to at $16 million. He refused to re-negotiate. After that White filed a lawsuit against him. He said Petrello, in doing the estate plan, was supposed to do only what would be in Whiteâ€™s interests. He wanted the contract ripped up and heâ€™d return the money. They went to court. Petrello won. A contract was a contract. White countersued for fraud. He lost again. And thatâ€™s when things really got nasty. Here, in the summer of 2003, White was shown by an attorney examining the contracts a place where White had agreed to allow Petrello â€œthe right of first refusalâ€? on the rest of the farm if it were ever to be put up for sale. That could not be right. Could it? White told his lawyer that he never had any intention of selling. He intended to leave it to his wife and kids. That was not selling. That was just how things were done. Of course he would sign something like that. â€œI NEVER intended to sell,â€? he told this attorney. â€œBut that is, in effect, what inheritances are about,â€? the lawyer told him. White was a farm boy. Petrello, his charming friend, had a BS and an MS from Yale, and a JD at the Harvard Law School. By now he had become a partner at Baker & McKenzie in New York, and he was running this big oil drilling company worth billions and billions, highly valued on the New York Stock Exchange. The battle over all this now continued on for years and years. Rulings were made. Appeals were made. White did not return the half million. He wanted to. But Petrello would not take it. And one week ago, 12 years after all this drama had begun, the matter was finally adjudicated by the Supreme Court. The court ordered the property sold for the original $2.1 million it was bargained for in 1998. With nowhere else to turn, last Thursday, July 8, they had the closing. Petrelloâ€”who this year according to Bloomberg received about $9 million in compensation from his oil drilling firmâ€”paid the rest of the money and got possession of the house and its 9.6 acres. This property is today, even in these hard times, worth tens of millions of dollars. The ramifications of this appear enormous. This is a real killing for Petrello. Not just for this small piece of the farm, but for the rest of it. The judge, though confining himself just to the legality of the single contract that he had in evidence in front of him, said the â€˜first refusalâ€™ part of it held up. This referred to the purchase of all the rest of the farmland, whenever and if ever it were to be put up for sale. Indeed, on many subsequent occasions when pieces of the farmland were put up for sale, an attorney for Petrello intervened to announce that he would match that sale and increase it a dollar. But White ignored him. Sales were made. White was now approach(continued on page 56)

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Deer Seen What I Saw Backing Out of my Driveway in E. Hampton By Dan Rattiner So Chris and I, all duded up for a fundraiser, get into my Tahoe with the fishing pole on the roof rack and headed down the hill toward the street. It is just before sunset. Across the harbor, the sun is setting over the woods of Northwest and the sky is all pink and purple over all the boats. And as we come down, and on our right, through some lilac bushes that line our driveway, we see four large healthy-looking deer galloping around playfully on the lawn there. We are late. I put on my turn signal as I reach the road, and I make the left and drive away from the beautifully landscaped property that is our home. I am also experiencing terror. In the 35 years

that I have lived on this property, I have never before seen a deer, much less four deer. I don’t know why that has been the case. Deer are seen everywhere and anywhere in the Hamptons, and there are two very opposing sides to this story. Those who do not landscape around their homes love them, want to pet them, feed them and give them names. Those who do put in expensive and beautiful flowers and bushes and other landscaping on their property want them poisoned or shot or both. Deer eat landscaping. It’s nothing personal. They are just hungry. In this newspaper, for the first 25 of the past 50 years, I have written loving and passionate tributes to these graceful, Bambi-like creatures. God placed us here. God placed them

here. We must all get along. Who are these cruel people who want them dead? Having never seen deer on my property, I could take this point of view. Tough to get cloven footing on a hillside? Afraid of falling in the harbor? Just never got around to coming here? Also during those first 25 years, I pretty much left well enough alone on our property. I mowed the lawn. I put mats out by the doors so people wouldn’t track in the dirt. In the winter, there was a part of the property where you could sleigh ride. I was a happy camper about all that. But then came—at the insistence of my children who were then teenagers—a swimming (continued on page 40)

A SEGMENT OF VIDEOTAPE I’D LIKE TO SEE By Dan Rattiner I don’t know about you, but what I’d really like to see more than just about anything else this summer is the video taken of Linda Kabot when she got arrested and charged with driving drunk in Westhampton Beach last Labor Day weekend. The press at the trial has seen it. It was reported on in Newsday. If someone would just put this 12 minutes of tape up on YouTube where I could look at it, I would die happy. The issues involved in this just seem so important. Kabot, who was our sitting Southampton Town Supervisor at the time, says this was arranged by someone out to get her. She claims the police were in on it. She says she was not drunk. And she’s spending tens of thousands of dollars fighting it to prove that was so.

In any case, the charge alone, even without a conviction, ruined her political career, and was likely was the development that catapulted the person supposedly out to get her into office and suggests scandal and collusion all covered up by a corrupt police department. The police are trained to decide if someone is driving drunk by their behavior. I think I could decide that too if I was present. I think you could too. Let’s go to the videotape. The camera, on the dashboard of the police car, was pointed at her the whole time. An interesting sidelight to this case is whether or not a member of the police force made a phone call to that other person in the middle of the night after the ticket was written—the other person being our new Southampton Town Supervisor Anna Throne-

Holst—and said—according to Kabot—“We got her.” Or did NONE of this happen, and was this just a routine drunken DWI that happened to involve the sitting Southampton Town Supervisor who was just 90 days away from a tough re-election contest? And the person who is declaring another to be a liar is a liar herself? According to the reports of those who have seen it, the tape begins by showing Supervisor Kabot in her car, pulled over by Officer Ryan Lucas, on the corner of Main Street and Sunset in downtown Westhampton Beach. The officer asks her for driver’s license and registration. While he looks at these documents she says, “I’m Linda Kabot,” which could either (continued on next page)

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This cover marks Michael Paraskevas’s umpteenth such effort for Dan’s Papers. Frankly we lost count about six years back. Michael is hard at work on his new animated series based on his late mother’s book: Peter Pepper’s Pet Spectacular. Production on their feature film, Leo Spats Ratcatcher, is planned for later this year. The Paraskevas Gallery is open most nights in the summer or you can call for an appointment (631-287-1665). Stop into the gallery and say hello. Oh yes... almost forgot... work continues on The Green Monkeys animated series too. Work work work.

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be a version of “Do you know who I am?” or just the answer to an unheard question. Then she asks if she has done anything wrong. The officer asks her where she had been and where she was going, and she replies she had been to her sister’s house in East Moriches and was driving home to her house in Quogue. She was being pulled over in downtown Westhampton Beach, which is halfway between these two places, because, as she says, she wanted to see “what was going on.” Officer Lucas then asks her to get out of the car and take a few simple tests to see if she can do them. As I said, I have not seen the tape. This is what those in the courtroom who have seen it say. She then takes two of three tests and dur-

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ing the third one, reporters say that Officer Lucas positions himself in a way so that the camera cannot view the perp trying to pass the test—but another officer Steven McManus, nudges Officer Lucas away so the camera has a better view. There is no report on what the viewers’ opinion might be of what they see. Officer Lucas then asks her to take a Breathalyzer test and she says, “I refuse to take it.” Officer Lucas then writes up a DWI ticket, stating that she had driven across a double white line and she flunked two of the three field sobriety tests. He also tells her that her refusal to take the Breathalyzer test is also a violation in itself and results in the automatic suspension of her driver’s license for one year. At one point, Officer Lucas apparently goes to the tape and turns it off. It stays off for four minutes. He said in court he did this because he wanted to make sure it was working, and he wanted to check if the digital clock was giving the correct time. It was then turned on again. There is also a part of the tape where the audio goes out. Apparently there was a microphone attached to the lapel of Officer Lucas’s shirt, and it came loose, Lucas testified. In any case, in November, Throne-Holst defeated Kabot in the election by a margin of 3 to 2. In other testimony, Kabot’s lawyer, William Keahon, grilled Lieutenant Trevor Gonce, the officer on duty that night back at the station, about a series of sworn affidavits that Lieutenant Gonce had filled out and signed. He did this because when Kabot decided to fight this case, she claimed her opponent in the election was phoned late that night with the message “We got her.” As a result, the judge in this case ordered all police officers in Westhampton Beach to sign an affidavit testifying to who, if anyone, they talked to about the case that night. Lieutenant Gonce had apparently sworn in his affidavit that he had talked to no one. Several weeks later, however, he signed another sworn affidavit saying he had talked to two people. He had talked to Officer McManus about the case, he said, and he talked to Town PBA President Pat Aube, who he said already knew about the arrest. He had forgotten these conversations he said when he filled out his first affidavit, thus he signed the new one. Of course the whole town knew by morning of the DWI arrest. So this might not have meant anything—except of course if the phrase “We got her,” was used. I have all my life had faith in our local governments. I think they try to do the right thing. I think they are sometimes guilty of incompetence. But I never think of this level of collusion. In this case, Kabot has made charges against members of the Westhampton Beach Police Department, against Throne-Holst and others. And Kabot was the Town Supervisor herself. Given that this charge of collusion could also be someday leveled at the judge in this case, I would like to see what Kabot looked like when she got out of that car.

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Weather Theatre Hot, Cold, Stormy, Sunny, with a Chance of Bluefish By Susan M. Galardi Weather on the East End is many things— unpredictable being one of them. Days with a 70% chance of rain can end up gorgeous. Days where sun is predicted can be stormy. Weather systems move in and out of the Hamptons, this Wild West of weather, with tremendous speed and a modicum of logic. But this past Saturday on Sagg Main Beach had to be one of the strangest weather days in Hamptons history. The prediction was clouds. In fact, your iPhone would’ve told you it was going to rain all day. No matter. We went to the beach anyway, leaving overcast North Haven at 9:15. It was sunny. Then it started to drizzle while the sun was shining. A sun shower—that great

oxymoron. We continued to the beach. By the time we got there, it was a little cloudy, but mostly sunny. We set up camp by the cut, and as my son and his buddies scooped for crabs, I went down to the water’s edge to check out the surf. It was wild that day—rough, with waves at over six feet. Surfers were out. As I watched the undertow rush out around my calves, I noticed two footlong fish swimming in the shallow water. I yelled for my son to come over. We looked and looked, he wanted to go in farther to find the fish. We all ventured in timidly, just a little. My partner felt a nip on her ankle. Our son felt something rough scrape his thigh. I felt something bump into my calf. We ran out, to find our friend Janet had arrived with her two sons. We told them our fish

tale. The boys ran to the pond to crab. We adults went to our chairs, but were stopped by two lifeguards in long white t-shirts. They told us to stay out of the water—not because of riptide, currents or the rough surf, but because of bluefish. They said to check back with them around 11 a.m. I don’t know what happens at 11. Do the bluefish take a nap? Do they all meet for brunch and conversation? Are mimosas involved? Or maybe the tide just goes out and takes them with it. I walked my partner back to the parking lot. It was about 10:30 and getting a little overcast. I was concerned about rain, but my partner was concerned about the rough tide and the bluefish. We asked the lifeguard. He didn’t have an answer on the bluefish—it was a wait and see (continued on page 42)

WEER DEPENDS ON THE KINDNESS OF LOCALS By Matthew Ianno It only takes a flicker of light to assure someone that a flame is burning. First there’s the spark, then there’s the fanning of flames, and eventually a healthy fire is climbing towards the sky. But it starts with that momentary flicker that assuages anxiety and indicates progress. Barbara Barri wakes up every morning in search of this flicker. She turns on her computer and converter box and stares at the audio level meter in front of her. All it needs to do is reflex toward the red line to assure her that her years of hard work, commitment and dedication are still fanning the flame. Today the meter flickered and Barri’s flame continued burning. “I get up and make sure we’re still on the air,” Barri told me with a laugh. Not a stress-free process if you’re the cofounder of the East End’s newest, and only non-profit community radio station 88.7 WEER. “We’re taking small steps…just moving forward because there’s nowhere else to move,” Barri said of her process with WEER. Many are now familiar with 88.7 WEER—the

station officially began broadcasting this past Memorial Day weekend, seven years after Barri and cofounder Matt Stutterheim pitched the idea of non-profit radio on the East End to now congressman Tim Bishop. Barri said that the process took so long because Connecticut stations kept blocking the advent of an East End radio station. As many East Enders know, Connecticut radio dominates our airwaves, so Connecticut stations were not warm to the idea of the Hamptons getting its own station. Then came the deal in 2008 with Connecticut radio station WPKN which agreed to sell one of its airwaves, WPKM, to Barri and Stutterheim. “It was an amicable deal because they knew we wanted to help the community,” Barri said. Helping the community was definitely the theme, motive and main character in my conversation with Barri in WEER’s temporary Southold studio. She shared with me many of her visions, which include local talk shows on health, the environment, art and entertainment. She told me how she plans to give local high schools

an hour slot every week for students to utilize. She plans to cover a battle of the bands event and rebroadcast it for the entire South Fork to hear. She also envisions organizing and hosting concerts at Avram Hall on the Stony Brook Southampton campus. Barri speaks of the importance of a local station in the midst of an emergency, and how WEER could be the outlet that politicians use to communicate with the East End during a crisis. “There are other local stations but we can fill a void,” Barri said. One popular station that has been around for a long time is WLNG—a station Barri personally loves and applauds. But even WLNG plays 28 minutes of commercials every hour. WEER is non-profit, meaning no commercials. Only the occasional underwriting will be aired to support the businesses that donate money to the station. It is at the mention of small business and funding that Barri’s collection of hopes and dreams (continued on page 34)

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Too Darn Hot? The Heat Has its Perks By T.J. Clemente Remember Johnny Carson’s routine? He says to the audience, “It’s hot out, it’s really hot out there.” They yell back, “How hot is it?” Then came the definitive Carson punch line. Well this last week everyone had his or her own punch line. Unfortunately, Suffolk County Teddy Roosevelt Park Manager Ron Glogg’s come back wasn’t very amusing. He said it was so hot that it caused a 1,000-plus fish kill of white perch in Big Reed Pond in Montauk. In fact both Department of Natural Resources Director Larry Penny and East Hampton Town Supervisor William Wilkinson went out to inspect the carnage. Penny explained that the heat caused the dead algae to absorb the oxygen in the pond thus causing the fish kill. But even though it was hot last week, Penny said he believed the driest spell was in the 1960s, when most of the ponds in the town dried up. He also mentioned he saw the East Hampton airport had the mercury hitting a high of 99 degrees during the heat wave. Penny mentioned a huge perk from the heat wave: Acute heat causes ticks to go into hibernation. As a result, tick bites are expected to go down this season. Penny also said that he believes the jellyfish population in surrounding waters are down substantially due to the earlier flooding this Spring. There were murmurings from the Suffolk County Water Authority, but the fact is there is no water shortage in East Hampton. Penny said the water table is still extremely high from the record rains earlier this year, in fact he said it’s now only just below flood stage. Next he explained that the advisory is for county water— not well water. The problem isn’t the amount of water but water pressure. Checking in with local businesses during the heat wave, Sag Harbor and Bridgehampton beverage stores reported that beer sales were strong but mineral water, flavored seltzer and regular bottled water were actually the biggest sellers. At the liquor stores, red wines lagged behind white wines because white wines are always chilled. One storeowner in Springs joked, “I wouldn’t drink any red wine at room temperature today,” and then she informed me that room temperature for red wine means around 58 degrees—the temperature of wine basements in old chateaus in France. The dog park in Springs was a bit slower. (By the way, the entrance road—once pot hole heaven—has been blacktopped, just in time for the heat. Ahhhh, the smell of new asphalt at 95 plus degrees!) Dogs were not running, but sitting under trees while their owners called for them from a trail drenched in sunlight. The beaches were well populated with parking at a premium. All one lifeguard at Indian Wells could say was, “Really hot in the chair, really hot in the chair even with the breeze.” Yes his nose had that white stuff all over it. Absent on the roads during the heat wave were the overheated cars of yesteryear. Improvements to radiator technology seems to keep cars from exploding in that smoking, whistling nightmare. Over at Bridgehampton Commons, TJ Maxx was loaded, and the parking lot was filled—the

air conditioned store was a refuge for those without air conditioning. The swimming pool at the Southampton Inn was packed with children, parents, and other guests. I stayed in the pool for an hour. I noticed the outdoor dining at Nichols, Clemente’s Crab House, and Cittanuova was not in such great demand as usual. Afternoon crowds in festive drinking/eating establishments like East Hampton Point, The Boat House, Navy Beach, Gosman’s, Montauckett and Sunset Beach still came out for the sunsets, and the drop in temperature. Paul Monte, Gurney’s Inn CEO, bragged on his Facebook page, “NYC is 94+, Montauk is 82. Aren’t we lucky to live here?! And we can jump in the

ocean anytime we want.” So, how hot was it? Hot enough that I thought a saw some deer smoking Camel cigarettes. As far as other wildlife in the Hamptons during the heat wave? No anecdotal evidence there. Best to defer to Cole Porter “According to the Kinsey Report, Ev’ry average man you know Much prefers to play his favorite sport when the temperature is low, But when the thermometer goes way up and the weather is sizzling hot, A marine, for his queen; A G.I. for his cutie-pie Is not.”

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are plucked from the clouds for a noontime appointment with reality. This is the part of the day when she is on the computer sifting through grants and searching for local support. “We got a small grant to get us through a couple of months,” Barri said, “but those months are coming to an end.” Contacting local businesses and discovering and applying for grant money dominates a better part of Barri’s day. The problem is that she is admittedly poor at the process. “We need a salesperson,” she admitted. “We need someone skilled at this sort of thing.” Then the hopeful perceptions and visions climb back into the conversation. Talks of donations from Howard Stern, Billy Joel and other local celebrities bring back the excitement and fuel the possibilities back to another altitude. “I need to meet

people…I need introductions, I cannot just cold call somebody,” Barri said. We then fantasized together about how less than a fraction of one percent of Howard Stern’s salary would keep the station up and running for months at a time. It costs $2,500-$3,000 simply to power one radio tower per month—a statistic that speaks both to the enormity of Stern’s salary and the enormity of the hurdles that lie ahead for WEER. It took Barri and Stutterheim years to get the station up and running. It took them years of hard work and laboring to get non-profit, community serving radio to the East End, and at the moment it seems like that may have been the easy part. But progress is being made. The FCC just announced two weeks ago that it has grant-

ed the use of a Westhampton based radio tower to WEER. Barri and Stutterheim had been competing with other stations for the tower, but the FCC determined WEER to be the recipient based on a points system. “Our whole goal is to cover Montauk to Riverhead…so basically cover the entire South Fork,” she said. The acquisition of the Westhampton tower, which will be finalized in 60-90 days, assures that WEER will be able to reach its goal. “I want businesses to turn us on,” Barri said. “The average business is run by baby boomers. If we can get them to turn us on then we can get the word out about local non-profits.” Barri’s passion for for serving the community is clear. What she (continued on page 39)

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This past Saturday, July 10, the Tahari store on Main Street in East Hampton hosted a dream event for any accessory obsessed Fashionista. The contemporary clothing brand partnered with the CFDA (Council of Fashion Designers) by throwing a “Sparkle in the Sun” soiree. Several cutting edge jewelry designers including Waris Ahluwalia, Yuvi Alpert and Danna Kobo, Nak Armstrong, Rachel Dooley, Isaac Manevitz, Patricia Von Musulin, Irene Neuwirth, Jill Platner and Janis Savitt had an opportunity to showcase their original designs surrounded by Tahari’s latest fashions. Models wearing white summer fashions draped with necklaces, bracelets and rings, made of gold, silver, semi-precious stones and diamonds, carefully navigated their way around glass cases that also displayed the wearable art. From “Warrior Princess” to “Industrial Chic,” guests were encouraged to be hands on with all the designs. Eli Tahari mingled with guests and was even inspired to suggest specific designs. The designer told me, “I enjoy working with the CFDA. This event is important because it helps these talented artists share their work and exposes clients to several new and different collections all at once.” Later that evening, the sun set over Luna Farm in Sagaponack and created the perfect backdrop to the 11th Annual Love Heals at Luna Farm, co-hosted by Peter Davis and Mary Alice Stephenson. An eclectic mix of VIP’s including Dini von Mueffling, Molly Sims, Andrew Saffir and Daniel Benedict, Becca Diamond, Celerie Kemble and Boykin Curry, Cristina Greeven Cuomo, Donny Deutsch, Eric Villency, Hilary Rhoda, Hoda Kotb, Lauren and Charlie Walk, Brad and Melissa Rand, Matt White, Victoria Leacock Hoffman, Lauren Kucerack, Adriel Reboh, and Greg and Randi Sandler came out to support the cause and helped raise more than $350 thousand to benefit The Alison Gertz Foundation for AIDS Education. Actress, Sport Illustrated supermodel and Wainscott resident Molly Sims turned heads upon her arrival. Sims looked stunning dressed in a simple long black Maxi (continued on page 54)

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Volunteers from Space Age Company to Help at “Flight to Portugal” Contest This story first appeared in Dan’s Papers on June 28, 1991. By Dan Rattiner A group of volunteers from the Grumman Corporation in Melville is providing technical support for the Dan’s Papers Flight to Portugal competition. This event, scheduled for Saturday, August 10, is a benefit for the erosion control project on the cliff face of the Montauk Lighthouse. The Grumman volunteers will be on hand at the event, to assist in determining the winner of the grand prize. The Flight to Portugal is a competition to see who can launch an unmanned contraption off the 80-foot cliff at the Montauk Lighthouse the farthest toward Portugal. The winner, determined that Saturday, will win a free one week vacation in Portugal for two, courtesy of the Portuguese National Tourist Office and TAP, the National Airline of Portugal. An initial meeting between event officials and Grumman employees was held in mid-June at the Calibration Laboratory of the Grumman Data Control Corporation on the Grumman campus in Melville. Grumman makes Navy fighter

planes and air surveillance craft. They made the space vehicle that astronauts used on the moon in 1969. The problem that event officials face is that some entrants will fly farther than others but on a bearing other than the due east line needed from Montauk Lighthouse to get to a landfall on the Portuguese coast. An entry will be considered completed when it hits the water. How could it be determined who had gone the farthest? Initial discussions with Grumman revolved around a giant device called a theodolite, which consists of two laser beams 10 feet apart separated by a computer to do the triangulation. The theodolite, which is used in military surveying, could be loaded into a truck and made available to the Flight to Portugal if it could be of use. However, after much discussion, it was decided that getting a fix on entries bobbing around in the sea might be too difficult for the theodolite which is made primarily for use with stationary targets on land. Further discussion involved the use of tiny radio beepers that could be implanted into the entries, also possible sky surveillance from an

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The Sheltered Islander Keeping Your Cool How did we survive without air conditioning? When I was a kid we didn’t have air conditioning anywhere I can recall—except at the movies and high end stores. Not even the library or schools. I remember teachers opening the tops of huge windows with a long rod that would tilt the big upper windows inward, then opening the bottom windows as high as they’d go. We might be allowed to have a fan in the room on the really bad days. Other than that we just sweltered—we didn’t have the energy to organize a rebellion. It was too hot to do anything, even to think. Looking back now, as bad as I remember it for us kids, it had to be worse on the adults. I believe there is a direct inverse ratio to a person’s age and their ability to endure the heat. The younger you are, the more you can endure. The older you are, the closer you move your Lazy-boy to the air conditioner. To be cool is to be calm. To be cool is to not lose your temper because someone is running the water in the kitchen just a few seconds longer than you do while performing the same task. “How long are you going to run that water, Louise? How much does it take to boil corn?” “I have to clean the pot first, Dad. We steamed clams in it yesterday and it has all those little clams bits stuck to the sides.” “Well, hurry up! We don’t need to be running up the water bill, the electric is going to be bad enough this month. Speaking of which, did you get the mail today?” “No. Mom picked it up when she went to the store.” “Well tell her to bring it to me. Tell her I know the water and LIPA-suction bill came and tell her there’s no sense in hiding them from me.” “Okay, Dad, just let me get this water on the stove. I have to go outside and shuck the corn. When I see Mom, I’ll tell her you want her.” “I don’t want her, I just want the mail.” “You want a cold beer, Dad?” “At 10 in the morning?” “It’s supposed to go to 97 degrees today. Mom bought you some Guinness Lite.” “She knows I drink Bud and she bought me Guinness? Was she in a fender bender?” “No, everything is fine. She just thought, on such a hot day, you’d like the good stuff.” “Did she buy the beer before or after she picked up the mail? And look at me when you answer.” “I don’t know, Dad.” “Liar. Where’s your mother?” “Geez, you can already feel the heat coming on. I’ll get you a brew. Mom got you some shrimp, too. It’s on ice in a Tupperware bowl, but I think it’s chilled enough to eat now. Why not live it up a little and have a shrimp brunch?” “She bought shrimp? How big is the water and electric bill, Louise?” “Daddy, please don’t put me in the middle. I won’t be able to find Mom until you’ve had your second beer.” “I won’t yell at you or your mother or your sisters or your hairdryers, hair straighteners, hair curling irons, phone chargers, stereos, computers, TVs, video games boxes, Tivos, Schmeebos, or any other completely unessential electronic that runs up the bill. I won’t even start on the length

of time it seems to take one of you to shower or brush your teeth, or how many times a day I hear the washing machine go on.” “Daddy, your face is bright red. Do you want a beer or a Xanax? I’m not getting Mom until we have you sedated, I mean, until you are in a more relaxed state. It’s just money, it’s not worth having a heart attack over.” “What was that clunk? Oh geez, Louise! My air conditioner went out!” “Oh Gawd! Mom! Sharon! Paula! Get in here NOW! Dad’s air conditioner just died! Don’t worry Dad, we’ll get you in Paula’s car, she has the coldest A/C, and we’ll pack frozen peas around your neck. Paula will get you over to the library. Sharon and I will run off Island and get

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pool. And with the swimming pool came mud tracked into the house. And with the mud came the realization I should put brickwork in. And with the brickwork I came to the realization that the house looked pretty shabby next to the swimming pool and I should festoon the place with gardens and flowers. And so it was, that just this glimpse of the four deer on the lawn of the neighbor—no lilacs, no rhododendron, no trumpet vines, no violets and roses there—that this bolt of terror shot through me. Oh, I know this transformation. We have some friends, a couple with grandchildren, who came out to their newly-purchased, heavily landscaped estate on Shelter Island for their first weekend. The wife, from the kitchen, could enjoy seeing these beautiful creatures, with their long eyelashes, Bambi eyes and graceful ballet moves prancing through the landscape like ballerinas. The next weekend they drove out, all the shrubbery and flowers were gone. She wanted to know where she could get a gun. They opted for a seven foot high turkey wire deer fence. Driving away down Three Mile Harbor Road, my terror subsided. Truth be told, these four had been such a pleasure to watch. They were a herd of deer, no doubt about it, and they were a family. The two largest of them—at least 1,000 pounds each—were mom and dad—the slightly smaller ones were the teenagers. They all made eye contact with one another, I had noticed. And there they were, lovingly frisking, hopping and prancing around, keeping track of each, just happy to be alive.

I drove down Ocean Road, then took a right onto Lily Pond Lane. The deer back there on my property did appear to me to look, well, full. Behind them, at the top of the neighbor’s property (and mine), there was woods. Plenty to eat in those woods. Lots of shrubs and plants. No big deal. I then thought, however, about the bright colors of our landscaping. It stood out there like ice cream and cake after a main course of meatloaf. What would be left when we came home? Well, we did have our defenses. Entirely around our property, enclosing one side of the house is a turkey wire fence much like that of our friends on Shelter Island. But it’s just to keep our dog on the property. (And to conform to code about enclosing our pool.) It is, however, only four feet high. Our dog cannot jump over it. A deer could clear it by four feet. They have an amazing ability to leap up as if propelled by a spring or something— I’ve seen them do it. It’s the sort of thing you don’t often see outside of a ballet performance. I thought about the side of the house without the fence. On that side was the garage, the driveway, the front door and the parking area. Minimal landscaping. Just a spray of roses in a couple of heavy pots, and a few bunches of sculpted bushes. They could have that. Just a little pre-dinner free gift from the chef before the appetizer. Big deal. Eat that, move on. Thanks. Then there is the dog himself. He’s a 40pound wheaten terrier. I have seen him bark in

alarm at a squirrel crossing overhead on a power line coming in from the street. He could defend us. He could see out the window the deer there, gobbling the appetizers. He’d bark and drive them off. That is, if he were awake. He’s a pretty heavy sleeper. And the deer walk on little soft feet. Then I thought of something else alarming. Our dog is fenced in on one side of the house, and has been for 10 years. Because he is completely used to the fence he no longer needs it. He’s not going anywhere. And so, for the last few days, with our permission, workmen have been installing a slate wall by a stairway going up to our deck, and to carry the heavy slate in from the driveway, they took down a four-foot length of the turkey wire. It was down now. I was driving away from our house, and the downed fence was an open invitation to Bambi and her family to just march (prance) right in. They’d get in and get trapped in there. They’d panic. They’d gallop around, they’d fall in the pool. They’d wake up the dog, who, realizing the weight disparity, would scurry off to his favorite hideout—the space under the bench on the front deck. And he’d stay there. Meanwhile, the deer would eat everything. What had all this landscaping cost? $10,000? $15,000? We’d come home and find two of them floating dead in the pool. And our dog under the bench whimpering. “I tried my best,” he’d sob. (continued on page 62)

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“Before making drastic service cuts and talking about fare hikes, the MTA has to maximize the value of its real estate holdings by advertising their availability and ensuring that it’s receiving market-rate rents for prime properties. The MTA should also publish a full list of its real estate holdings as required by law and let New Yorkers know how it’s going to capitalize on these assets.” His findings: MTA generates revenues of $199 million a year from real estate-related activity. But it has 600 vacant rental units as of March 2009, including six large retail spaces in the 42nd Street/Sixth Avenue subway station. One property was unoccupied for 14 years. The Comptrollers office estimated that MTA real estate lost $1.7 million in revenue due to inefficiency. Great, but does he recommend anyone be fired if actions are not taken? Does his aim blame any one person? NO! He does make recommendations to the MTA, so in fairness, here they are: Create a single MTA real estate portfolio management system that comprises information from all five existing databases. Develop a strategic marketing plan to properly advertise its available spaces. Improve rent collection by charging interest and late fees. Back to the MTA payroll tax, at first Luxury Liner owner William Schoolman stood alone, not to fight but to win a lawsuit to: Save New York businessmen the $1.8 billion from the tax, and force Albany to both recognize that the MTA is a failed business model, and to be more business-friendly. He declared: “New York State business owners and taxpayers...no longer will be Albany’s ATM card.” Then seven Suffolk County towns filed their own lawsuit. Southampton Town Supervisor Anna Throne-Holst stated at the time, with the MTA tax, employers and businesses in Suffolk County will feel the pain. She estimated that the counties will pay out more than $100 million annually to the MTA via the new tax. Schoolman calls his filings the beginning of an “organic movement” and invites all to join his cause (mtataxpayerabuse.org). Prior to the new payroll tax, each Suffolk County resident contributed to the MTA through other taxes and state fees, such as license plates. That amounted to more than $347 per resident for a total of over $520 million—all that for about two trains per day. Schoolman said to me that the MTA, “has a $13.5 billion budget but gets only $5.9 billion in fees, which include tolls on all the bridges from Long Island.” He called the MTA a “money pit,” and a place full of “corruption and wasteful spending.” More than once I heard him say, “the MTA pays some conductors over $200,000 per year and until recently had 2,110 people working in public relations!” When this issued exploded, Throne-Holst emailed me, saying, “It’s time we get our fair share—or get out. Exploring a regional TA is both timely and financially prudent. No doubt mass transit has not served the area well, but the chicken and egg reality has to be changed: better service before better ridership numbers is what is missing from the MTA’s reasoning.” But who can truly harness the power of the MTA?

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Unconditional Love: Returning the Favor By Susan M. Galardi When was the last time you attended a benefit hosted by a Chair Dog? That should provide some idea of what to expect at Unconditional Love, an event benefiting the Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation (SASF). Several months ago, when things were looking particularly bleak for the Southampton Town’s animal shelter due to budget cuts, some highly motivated animal lovers of means stepped forward to semi-privatize the shelter, under the title The Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation (SASF). Philanthropist Susan Allen negotiated a three-year contract with the town to alleviate some of the $1 million burden on the town and taxpayers to support the effort. While SASF still gets some funding from the town ($200K this year, $250K next year, and $300K in 2012), that is solely for maintaining the building. The responsibility for salaries, operating expenses, food, veterinary bills, etc., was taken on by SASF. Thank God it was, thus sparing helpless, homeless animals a painful life or premature death. But away with sadness! For now it’s time to speak of more lighthearted topics, like an elegant party at an oceanfront home with human and canine/feline celebrities and guests who will come together to honor dog lover/Broadway star Bernadette Peters. On Saturday, July 24 in Southampton, The Family Foundation of Andrew Sabin (founder of the South Fork Natural History Museum) presents Unconditional Love to benefit the Shelter. The event is at the oceanfront home of Liz Brown, Leslie Alexander and Honorary Chair Dog, Joy. And speaking of Joy, the Honorary Host for the event is the smart, funny Joy Behar, co host of “The View” and host of the scintillating, entertaining “Joy Behar Show” on Headline News Network. The event includes food and drink, including “BITES” courtesy of The Seafood Shop; drinks from Long Island Vodka, Wolffer Estate Vineyards, and of course, Bulldog Gin; plus music by a live DJ. Already underway is an online auction chaired by Jayne Young and artist April Gornik, which runs through August 18. To join the bidding, go to charitybuzz.com/sasf Just a few of the incredible auction items include; pieces by renowned artists such as Ross Bleckner, April Gornik, Eric Fishl and Dorothy Frankel; donations by the fashion world’s top designers; outrageous dog beds designed by renowned interior decorators; a signed William Wegman photograph; plus stays at Boston’s exclusive Mandarin Hotel & Spa, the Ritz Carlton in Sarasota, Loew’s Hotel in South Beach, and a week at Casa Bella Hacienda in San Miguel. But the blue ribbon prize for lovers of canine and human celebs is the opportunity to join Bernadette Peters, Mary Tyler Moore and a host of other stars from the world of theater and film, at the (continued on page 50)

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner By David Lion Rattiner I have never really considered myself a true Bonacker. I’ve played Bonac football, I’m three generations in Montauk and Springs, and I feel a deep connection to the water. I’m even pretty handy and can diagnose an engine problem, build a decent deck and know a thing or two about painting and plumbing. I’ve been known to say, “Yes, yes bub,” on occasion. But I’ve never felt true Bonac, true deep Bonac-ness, until the other day fishing on my sailboat with my brother and his friend Dan. Oh and in case you don’t know what a Bonacker is, please, do yourself a favor, punch yourself in the face, and then get back on the

Jitney to New York City. I was out on Gardiner’s Bay with my brother Gabriel, a musician who lives in Bushwick, and his roommate. And I had a fishing rod. I had just gassed up, and I was determined to catch a fish on my own. I have never in my entire life caught a fish on my own, outside of going on a fishing trip in Montauk where they pretty much hand you the fish, and it bothered me. I know guys that catch fish every week and have them for dinner. They have stories, they have memories—but not me. So I decided that was going to change. I didn’t care how long it would take, but I was willing to sail to the moon to find a fish, any fish, to catch and eat.

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There we were, under a light wind, and I pulled out my fishing rod, dropped in a lure and let out the line. I waited for a bite with my brother, as the three of us had all discovered that none of us had ever really caught a fish, at least not without the help of somebody who knew what they were doing. I think among the three of us, a total of 36 minutes of sleep was had the night before our fishing trip, but it didn’t matter. We were out at sea, we were men. Well, not real men, considering none of us had ever caught a fish. And it’s been like an hour of holding this fishing rod, I thought. Perhaps it is just not in the cards that are my life, I will never… “OH MY GOD!!!” I cried. “A FISH?” said my brother “A FISH! A @#$@#$ FISH!!!” I started reeling it in. It was the greatest fish in the world. It was the King Kong of fish as far as I was concerned. I reeled and reeled as my brother kept the boat steady and his friend grabbed a bucket from the cabin. This was it, and there he was, as I reeled him in. I could see him flapping out of the water, when suddenly, the line went limp. “The fishing line. Dude.” It broke. I felt like crying. “I can’t believe that just happened. How could that happen?” I was beside myself. That was one strong fish, and now it will spend its days with a hook in its mouth. I felt kind of bad for him as I looked out towards Gardiner’s Island as the sea and all its endless and magical ability to hide the life and the drama that takes place underneath. I pulled myself together, rigged up another lure, and tossed it in the water, “This isn’t over,” I said to my fishing crew. I cast out a second lure and within 15 minutes I had a bite. We had discovered where the fish were. With battery acid adrenaline running through me, I carefully reeled him in, trying not to make the same mistake as before and let the line get extremely taught. He was a giant. Perhaps a giant tuna or a marlin, I thought to myself. And slowly I brought him in, using the ancient Rattiner fishing technique that I had just invented or perhaps had somehow just learned through my grandfather, or his father’s father. I suddenly felt like I really knew what I was doing. Gabriel and Dan were now much less clumsy as well, totally in tune with me as Gabe held the boat steady and Dan crouched outside the stern with his bucket. Prepared. Ready. And then, as I reeled in the largest bluefish in the history of the world, the three of us celebrated as if we had just discovered gold. The fish was on board and we were all ear to ear smiles like champions. We managed to catch four more, brought them home, filleted them and fried them up with some potatoes, and told the story over and over, second by second, play by play, of how we caught, as far as we were concerned, the biggest fish that there ever was. Yes, yes bub.

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Meet Up at Gin Morphs into Stand Up for Change By Nanci E. LaGarenne What started out as a peaceful meditative circle by a group of local East End residents to heal the British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf, has turned into a full blown rally at Hook Mill in East Hampton this Saturday, July 17 for clean energy—like windmills. The purpose is to “protest the state of red tape beaurocracy in the federal government, to demand a takeover of BP’s assets and operations, to demand an All Hands response to the Gulf disaster and stop the use of Corexit 9500 as a dispersant. Stand up for as long as you like. Bring a sign or don’t.” This missive, from Mike Martinsen, went on to say: “Our hope is to ensure that complacency doesn’t tie the hands of people who would like to see humanity enter a more symbiotic relationship with the earth.” Believing in the power of community and being pro-active, Martinsen, a Montauk commercial fisherman and father of four, has ideas. He is now the leader of the Gin Beach Meet-ups on Tuesday nights which are designed to bring people together from all walks of life, to discuss how we can prepare for the effects of the oil spill reaching our shores. There are groups like the Gin Beach Meet-up starting all over the globe, like the Hands Across The Sand Rally taht took place out here in June to protest further offshore drilling. Martinsen walks his talk. He has been down to the Gulf disaster; giving up his fishing for a bit, to see what help he could provide to the oil spill clean-up. He wants to mobilize the commercial fishermen to use their rigs to get the oil out of the water. He wrote to President Obama with ideas to do this and much more. He talks with anyone who will listen. Several weeks ago, at East Hampton Town Hall, those ears belonged to Town Supervisor Bill Wilkinson, the East Hampton town council board, and a roomful of Federal and State Oil Spill response people, Ocean and Natural Resource experts, local towns emergency response teams, local mayors and commercial fishermen. Were they listening? Time will tell. The Gin Beach Meet-ups are “one seed in a pod of simultaneous circles gathering across the globe,” Martinson said. People are awake and responding. A fireside meet-up on a Montauk beach with discussion, meditation, community, song and most certainly spirit, may not seem like much, but it has the potential to get the proper channels moving in a positive, Earth-friendly direction. The Photo Nanci LaGarenne

Meet-up at Gin happens every Tuesday at 7 p.m. All are welcome to come and gather around a bonfire. A Native American ceremony honoring the four directions kicks off the meeting. Everyone is sage “smudged” to clear all negative energy and inspire thoughtful discussion. A moment of silence follows to honor the wild loss of innocence in the Gulf disaster, then Martinson gives reads from A Language Older Than Words, by Derrick Jensen. A talking stick is passed to maintain order to the circle and so everyone can have a voice. (continued on page 59)

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By Susan M. Galardi The support for the Southampton Animal Shelter from SASF and the animal lovers hosting Unconditional Love is critical for the homeless and abandoned cats and dogs on the East End. It is a huge issue out here. I used to sit in my office at Dan’s Papers and watch the feral cat mommy and her kittens dart around the parking lot. One brave kitty used to sit on the railing and stare into the window, until assistant editor Tiffany Razzano caved and took him home. A few other staff members (we at Dan’s Papers are huge animal lovers) managed to capture the mom and have her neutered, as well as rescue the other kittens. But in addition to feral cats, there is a serious problem in the Hamptons with abandoned animals. People bring their new pets out for the summer and decide they don’t want to take them back to the city. Or worse, residents or visitors get pets for their kids, things don’t

work out quite the way they dreamed, and the pets are left at the beach or on the side of the road. I couldn’t imagine that this actually happened. Then, this past spring, I was driving around during a lunch break and happened upon a beach I’d never visited before. In the parking lot, conveniently positioned right next to a pay phone, was a sign about abandoning animals. I took a walk on the beach, and then got back in the car. As I drove from the parking lot, not 300 yards down the road, I saw two cats ambling out of the bull rushes. I stopped the car, and watched. They kept walking toward me, bumping into each other like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, then sat directly across from my window. They had no collars, looked a little shaggy, but did not seem afraid. Clearly, these were not feral cats—they were quite used to people. They just sat there staring, waiting—for food? (continued on page 60)

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July 2011 “Broadway Barks” event in New York City. Bernadette Peters, an enormous supporter of SASF and dogs everywhere, founded Broadway Barks in 1999 with her long-time friend and avid animal lover, Mary Tyler Moore. Peters will be honored at the event for her passionate work, but alas, a request from Stephen Sondheim has landed her in the leading role in A Little Night Music on Broadway. Peters asked dog lover Chuck Scarborough to accept the “Animal Welfare” award for her at the benefit on July 24. In addition to the household-name news anchor, other celebrities on hand at the event are photographer Bruce Weber and filmmaker Nan Bush, with True Blue, Rain, Kodiak (no, these aren’t the names of Michael Jackson’s children—they are the names of pets); Andy Sabin with Geisha, Panda, Samson and Cloudy; designer Nancy Corzine and Coco; Sony Schotland, founder of ARF; and Stan Herman, President of CFDA. Tickets for Unconditional Love start at $250, Junior ticket at $150 for those under 30. For tickets, call or e-mail Linda B. Shapiro (631329-5480), lbspro@optonline.net, or Natalia Saavedra (631-835-7247), nsaavedra16@yahoo.com. To bid at the online auction, go to: charitybuzz.com/sasf To donate directly to the shelter or learn more about programs, visit the facility at Red Creek Park, 102 Old Riverhead Road, Hampton Bays. Call 631-728-PETS; or go to Southamptonanimalshelter.com

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Who’s Here By Stacy Dermont Documentarian and film archivist Joe Lauro, a Brooklyn boy, now calls Sag Harbor home. Several days a week he travels to his Historic Films offices in Greenport, where one of the world’s largest archives of live performances is housed. Film and video from 1895 to 1990 make up the Historic Films Stock Footage Library of over 45,000 data based records. This includes newsreels, silent films, commercials and more. Lauro formed Historic Films 20 years ago. Since then he has created many documentary films exploring the lives and careers of some of his favorite musicians such as Louis Prima, The Four Tops and Howling Wolf. He has also released documentaries on various topics including the Great Depression and gospel music. “It’s my hope and my goal that our films will be the films of record—that people will turn to these films as a source for how things really were,” said Lauro. Historic Films is currently completing a documentary on Fats Domino and Dave Bartholomew. Lauro points out that Domino is largely misunderstood. According to Lauro, Domino appeared as a chubby, non-threatening, smiling black face to white America and to some extent that fueled his popularity. However,

Joe Lauro, Documentarian there were still riots surrounding some of his early concerts and much of the violence went unreported. Lauro credits Domino with keeping a cool head and with making brave strides toward integration.

Lauro’s passion for the authentic, for the real “roots,” comes through in all of his films. This past spring he put together some compilations of live performances and showed them at The Bay Street Theatre under the title “The Legends Series.” The fourfilm series included rare footage of countless music icons at the peaks of their careers. Lauro credits the first televised performance of The Beatles with inspiring him to pursue music. For years he played bass for The Lone Sharks. This year he formed a new band, The Who Dat Loungers. “The Who Dats” met with high praise from Bay Street Theatergoers. The Who Dats played a live gig following the first Legends screening. They had people dancin’ on the stage. Lauro’s unique insight and high standards no doubt relate to the fact that he himself is a rock n’ roll performer. He explained that, unlike many film editors, he edits to the rhythm of the music. He’s taught his staff to do the same. As he says, playing the bass is “all about rhythm.” When skillfully edited, the work takes on a seamless flow, akin to live performance. The other key to Lauro’s success in film editing is that he stresses the importance of show(continued on page 62)

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By Kim Palmer From July 22 to August 8, The Center Stage at Southampton Cultural Center will present 12 performances of John Kander and Fred Ebb’s legendary musical, Cabaret. Many twists and turns led to the creation of this Tony and Oscar Award-winning musical and subsequent film. It began with Christopher Isherwood’s 1939 novel Goodbye to Berlin, which was set in that city in 1931, as the Nazi’s were rising to power. In 1951, John Van Druten adapted Isherwood’s novel into his play, I Am a Camera. The play became a musical when Joe Masteroff wrote the book, Ebb wrote the lyrics and Kander composed the score. Cabaret premiered on Broadway in 1966. “The story is so powerful; it’s a perfect blend of history and social commentary,” commented Michael Disher, director and choreographer of the SCC’s production. The musical director is Robert Peterson. The play opens on the ramshackle Kit Kat Klub, a hedonistic nightclub shadowed by the growing Nazi terror outside its doors. Here, Cliff Bradshaw, a young American writer searching for inspiration, meets Sally Bowles, a 19-year-old English cabaret performer. Cliff falls for Sally and tries to take her home, but she is dating Max, the club’s owner. The following day, Sally

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comes to Cliff after being kicked out of her house and fired from the club. The two begin an awkward living situation at a boarding house and soon fall in love. We follow the relationship of Cliff and Sally, as well as that of boarding house owner Fraulein Schneider and her elderly suitor Herr Schultz, a fruit vendor. All is overseen by Emcee, the Master of Ceremonies at the club. The character serves as a metaphor for the state of Weimar throughout the show. “The club is a platform for social commentary that can be breathtakingly disturbing,” said Disher. “It makes people look at a prospective society and examine their own views. They can

look at it as a cautionary tale.” The original Broadway production opened November 20, 1966, at the Broadhurst Theatre. It first moved to the Imperial and then went on to Broadway, with a 1,165-performance run. The original cast included Jil Haworth, Bert Convy, Lotte Lenya and Joel Grey. It won the Tony Award for Best Musical, as well as others for Best Direction, Best Choreography, and more. The production had two revivals, one in 1987 at the Imperial Theatre and the Minskoff, and the second in 1998 at the Kit Kat Klub (previously Henry Miller’s Theatre). It then moved to the infamous Studio 54, where it ran for 2,377 performances, making it the third longest-running revival in Broadway musical history. The 1998 revival showed major differences from the original and first revival. Most significantly, the character of Emcee became highly sexualized and flamboyant, with suspenders around his crotch and red painted nipples. The score was entirely re-orchestrated with synthesizer effects. The production won the Tony for Best Revival of a Musical, Best Actor and Best Actress, as well as several Drama Desk Awards. The Broadway musical spawned a 1972 film, directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli,

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ing 90. There were parts of the property he wanted to hand over to the Nature Conservancy. There were parcels he wanted to deed to his children. There were parcels that the town wanted him to preserve. A plan went ahead for 50 acres of the land to be dealt with—about half of it would be saved in perpetuity. The rest could be sold off as five-acre housing lots by White. But then in would come Petrello’s lawyer to object. It did them no good. The sales went through. But it gave Petrello an amount that he could better by a dollar if only White would honor the contract. With this ruling, it appears that all sales consummated since 1998 could be thrown out. All the land saved, all the contracts signed, all of it reversed. Petrello will get everything, and

at the price they would have sold for when they were last time “sold.” As for the Whites, this proud family will apparently be thrown out of their ancestral homestead. The community will lose breathtaking views, beautiful farmland and a very valuable part of its history. All for what? A deal? The man is already very rich. Bragging rights? It is very hard to fathom why a person would do this. Rich man flips farm. Town loses treasure. New housing development goes in. And that’s the story. There are very strict zoning laws about the use of this land. I hope Petrello gets a very bythe-book hard time if he goes ahead to develop the farm.

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Celestino Gambino, 73 Celestino Gambino, owner of La Parmigiana, one of the last remaining family-owned local businesses on the East End, died of cancer on Thursday, July 8. Born in 1937 to a farm family in Palermo, Gambino originally wanted to follow his faith and become a priest. Unfortunatley, he could not attend a seminary school because his parents couldn’t afford it. As he got older, making little money as a sewing machine salesman, he decided to follow the American dream. With his wife Josephine and seven children, Gambino left Palermo in 1974 to start a new life on Long Island. Though he had come to this country with very little money and no knowledge of English, his dream was to start a business. Before he could fulfill that dream, he started out working at Baby Moon, his brother’s restaurant in Westhampton. After two years of his brother’s support, he learned the culinary skills necessary for him to open up his own place. It started out with only four tables and a scarce menu of pizza and two pasta dishes. In 1984, La Parmagiana expanded into a catering facility in addition to the restaurant, which had also expanded. La Parmagiana also bganto market its own products, notably the olive oil with Celestino’s pipe-smoking silhouette on the label. The Gambino family had also spread its name throughout the Hamptons by acquiring three more restaurants, Conco D’oro in Sag Harbor, Luigi’s in East Hampton, and Edgewater in Hampton Bays. As Mark Epply, the mayor of Southampton has said, Gambino “defines the American dream.” Celestino Gambino is survived by his remaining family on Long Island and will forever be remembered by the local community of the East End, as well as the thousands of visitors to La Parmagiana over the last 34 years. – Rebecca Kiembock

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gave their first performance for a “kiddie crowd” to a sold-out house in The Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre on Saturday. They promised to return for two more performances. * * * The Knicks are heading to the East End again this summer. Former Knicks stars John Starks and Larry Johnson will lead the way with current Knicks Danillo Gallinari and Wilson Chandler to conduct two sessions of basketball skills at the Ross and Hayground Schools before Labor Day. The Knicks Camps will take place for three days from August 25 to September 1, for boys and girls ages 8 to 17, from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Sign up at nyknicks.com or basketballcity.com.

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Lipstick on Pigs: The Tale of Two Towns By T.J. Clemente The joke, “no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, it’s still a pig,” may be applicable to two recent real estate developments in the Town of Southampton. The first is a strip mall being billed as “Main Street Tuckahoe.” The second is a proposal to not demolish the Canoe Place Inn, a historical icon, to make it a resort condo complex, but to preserve it as a banquet hall and build “dozens” of condos on the other side of the Shinnecock Canal. The strip mall Main Street Tuckahoe, in the opinion of most residents of Tuckahoe, is a greedy land grab by developer Robert Morrow, mirroring his particular method to achieve the same goal in Hampton Bays (King Kullen strip mall). When Morrow somehow ended up with someone else’s plan in Hampton Bays, no bright light was put on the town maneuverings (which some people involved claimed were not on the up and up) that put him in place to make big money. Now we see the wonderful Morrow making campaign contributions to Board members of both parties, totaling, reportedly, over $43,000 after the election—but before the vote on beginning his “Main Street Tuckahoe” project. Thus, one has to think “lipstick on pigs.” It was sad, very sad indeed, to hear the defense of the project by Planning Board member Murphree, who has gone on record saying that the strip mall is needed because the area’s population is growing and they need a nearby supermarket. Murphree is either insensitive to

the wishes of the local community, or he’s being influenced by Morrow’s unique persuasion tactics. The role of King Kullen in this mess must be investigated more clearly—after all, they are the one business that will continue to profit on this project should it be built. It is not transparent how Morrow’s long arms reach out into the Town of Southampton’s operating methods. It is not understood how his methods of persuasion can be so effective when the voters of the community are dead set against this project. I suppose one can only wonder if the legitimate campaign contributions are simply political teasers. Progress must be measured in metrics other than square footage in a residential area converted into strip malls. Saving the beauty and tone of historic downtown areas of the villages throughout the Hamptons must be a concern for all, in order to preserve a certain quality of the area that has held real estate values well in place—even through these tough times. After attending many planning and town meetings, I cannot understand why the process, as Southampton Board Members say, “must go on, in fairness.” Fairness to whom? The people whose property values will be negatively affected? Or the developer whose hit and run will earn him millions? I would daresay that a candidate for Town Board in the next election will ride the magic carpet of this issue right into office. Maybe that candidate could be current Southampton Village Mayor

Mark Epley. Now, onto Canoe Place Inn, where a whole other set of issues arise. Does the developer only offer a carrot to get the horses’ approval? There will have to be a very attentive process to determine whether the proposed condos will affect the aesthetics of the waterway created by the hurricane of 1938. Is that area ready for an increase in density? How will a condo project affect the complexion of the area? The land may be properly zoned for the proposed project, and commercial property owners have rights, too. The moratorium on development projects in Hampton Bays will not stay in effect forever, but the wisdom of the local political leaders will. A bad decision or vote by a board can doom an area of a small town for decades. But pasting lipstick on a pig will not fool the community. Buying influence through private persuasive meetings with town officials will not fly if the people keep their eye on the ball. The public these days also have financial means to sue, to petition, and even to get lawbreakers indicted! The will of the people is what democracy is all about. The era of autocratic power in small towns ended when those towns became populated by educated, successful residents, who can read law, hire lawyers, and vote regularly and wisely. That is why dolling up pigs with lipstick won’t work in the Hamptons. The neighbors must look at a proposal and say: good plan, nice project, I want that.

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lucky that none of us was hurt beyond being a little shaken emotionally. Iâ€™ve filed a police report and cancelled all my cards. Iâ€™ve just been to the consulate and luckily after standing in line for hours, we got to a customs agent and she said that they can issue a replacement passport so we donâ€™t have to be stuck here for weeks. Iâ€™m at Heathrow International Airport trying to confirm our seats with the airline so that we can check in and board today. Iâ€™m not at ease asking for favors but Iâ€™m really having some troubles and am wondering if you could please loan me some money to clear our hotel bills so that our luggage can be released. I promise to refund you as soon as I arrive home. Thanks, Joanâ€? My first thought was, â€œOh my God, what has Joan got herself into?â€? Then I thought, oh no, I think this might just be one of those scams you read about on the Internet? Has someone seized her e-mail? Then I thought no, this is real. Nobody but Joan writes like thisâ€”a vivid description that just rolls off her typewriterâ€” and it is signed by her. The e-mail address does not have her first name in it. Itâ€™s jzholden@yahoo.com. How would anybody know her first name was Joan? Would I want to help her out? Youâ€™re damn right I would. Iâ€™d open my wallet for her anytime and send, how much, up to maybe $500 anywhere on her promise to pay me back. (Itâ€™s like somewhere between $5 and $1 million, or bigger than a breadbox, but smaller than a steamer trunk.) Then I thought, how should I get this to her? I

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Michael York and Joel Grey. The film received eight Academy awards, including Best Director, Best Actress (Minnelli), Best Supporting Actor (Grey) and Best Cinematography. The film is said to be loosely based on the original because only a few numbers from the stage score were used. However, Kander and Ebb wrote new songs. Still, the musical numbers in the film are confined to the stage of the cabaret and the beer garden, rather than being heard throughout the entire film, and only the two main characters sing. Other significant differences include the Americanization of the character of Sally Bowles to accommodate Minnelli, the change in the character of Cliff Bradshaw, who is named Brian Roberts and made British and bisexual, the addition of some new characters and the cutting of others. “It’s a completely different show. Sally is more vulnerable and indecisive in the Broadway production,” said Disher. The upcoming show at SCC will feature the 1987 revival script and score, which includes the songs “Willkommen,” “Don’t Tell Mama,” “Two Ladies,” “Sitting Pretty/Money,” and several others. “I would like to think I treated a piece of history honorably and that the cabaret numbers have the degree of social commentary that will make people think,” said Disher, who directed a production of the musical nine years ago at Southampton College. For this performance, rather than stick to the earlier show, he re-choreographed the entire show to fit the performers. “When you have the rare opportunity to revisit a production for a second time like I did, you have to think to yourself, how can I make this better?” he said The production will star Erin McKenna as Sally Bowles, Jack Seabury as Emcee, Peter Connolly as Clifford Bradshaw, R. Kathryn Butterfield as Fraulein Schneider, Daniel Becker as Herr Schultz, Thomas Mistler as Ernst Ludwig and Rebecca Edana as Fraulein Kost. The ensemble (boys and girls of The Kit Kat Klub) includes Anita Boyer, Vincent Carbone, Bethany Dellapolla, Adam Fronc, Shannon Gilson, Kasia Klimiuk, Christine Martinez, Edward Martinez, Thomas Pandolfo, Robert Peterson, Matthew Petrucci, Ken Rowland and Sophie Vanier. Disher described the cast and crew as a mix of seasoned performers and people who want to learn to perform. Four of the crew, including his assistant and lighting director, had worked with him on the SHC production. The theatre at SCC will be set up to mimick the Kit Kat Club, with the first three rows consisting of tables, which are incorporated into the show as part of the cabaret. Disher said this was the most difficult part of the production. He added, “It’s a risky gamble.” Performances begin July 22, and showtimes will be Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 8 p.m. and Sundays at 5 p.m., at The Levitas Center for the Arts, 25 Pond Ln., Southhampton. Tickets $25/$12 (students under 21 with ID). Table seating is available for $35. Call 631-287-4377 or visit scc-arts.org.

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ing complete performances. Much of the power of live performance comes from the package—the build, the climax, the release. Cutting it up diminishes the impact. In addition to rare footage from international television and “garage tapes,” Lauro holds the rights to standards including “The Ed Sullivan Show” and “Don Kershner’s Rock Concert.” This makes Lauro the go-to guy for music footage. Historic Films contributed “a lot” of the footage to

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The fundraiser had valets in white coats to meet you at the entrance to help you out and then park your car, a girl at the gate checking that your name was on the guest list, a golf cart to take you up to the mansion so far, far away, and way up there a white tent with a band, a microphone and a woman who later , over a loud speaker between the main course and dessert, gulp, would urge you to dig deep into your pockets to help this particular cause. We came home around eleven. It was a full moon. The landscaping was intact. The dog happy to see us, ran around in circles in joy. Nothing floated in the pool. Perhaps the deer had just wandered off from their pack, gotten lost, and then found their way back—way up the hill and deep, deep in the dark woods behind our house, never to come back again. Or maybe they had been scouts, sent to scope out the territory. Time will tell.

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Gloria Jewel is a fresh and fun woman's clothing boutique with multiple locations in the Hamptons. Named after the owner's two grandmothers, Gloria and Jewel, this unique shop offers an ever-changing selection of easy-to-wear beachy pieces, transitional dresses, classic layering tops and bohemian chic accents for women of all ages. The jewelry is light and airy, the fabrics are heavenly soft, and the prices are reasonable. The friendly staff will help you find the perfect occassional outfit, wardrobe staples, or a special accessory that suits both your style and budget. Join them on Facebook for frequent updates.

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Bostwick’s Chowder House is the season’s newest seafood hotspot. Offering casual seafood in a laid-back setting with indoor and outdoor seating, Bostwick’s has already been impressing locals and celebrities with their summery fresh fare. The casual atmosphere has a beach and seaside theme with fun nautical décor on the walls. The outdoor area features several tables with market umbrellas for patrons to take in the summer air while enjoying their seafood. Of course chowders are a highlight here with Manhattan and New England clam chowder, corn chowder and lobster bisque. The menu also features a raw bar with local favorites, fresh fish grilled to perfection, summer salads, hearty sandwiches, steamed lobsters, crabcakes, fish tacos, seafood pasta and the signature lobster roll. Check out the daily special board for fresh fish and other seafood entrees. A guppy menu has a nice selection for the little ones, while the highlight for dessert is the fresh soft serve ice cream with several toppings. Bostwick’s Chowder House also has a full bar offering several fun and beachy specialty cocktails such as the Bostwick Breeze or the Lily Pond Lemonade. Bostwick’s Chowder House is open seven days a week beginning at 11:30 a.m.

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Indian Wells Tavern is a casual American tavern in the heart of Amagansett. A great meeting place with affordable and tasty fare, Indian Wells Tavern has something for everyone. A family friendly atmosphere early in the evening gives way to a great nightspot for drinks and a late night bite. The warm atmosphere features dark wood and exposed brick accented by antique lanterns and dim lighting. A long 30ft bar is a centerpiece in the bar area offering a great spot to enjoy a happy hour cocktail or catch your favorite sporting event on one of the three flat screen TVs. Serving breakfast, lunch, and dinner, the menus offer a wide variety of items. At breakfast you’ll find everything from eggs Benedict to cinnamon French toast, while the lunch menu highlights large salads, hefty sandwiches and soups. For dinner the menu features several options from the famous Tavern wings and French onion soup to burgers, ribs and prime cut steaks. Weeknight specials include a $21 three-course prix fixe on Mondays, steak night on Tuesdays with a three-course steak prix fixe and fajita night on Wednesdays with discount margaritas. Indian Wells Tavern is open seven days serving lunch and dinner from 11:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. and breakfast is served on weekends only from 8 a.m. – 11 a.m.

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Dans 50th Anniversary Celebration @ ArtHamptons

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Richard & Mary Ellen Oldenberg

Nick Kuzon, Kim Hovey, Spencer Kuzon

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Matko Tomicic, Elena Glinn

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Elizabeth Neill, Mardie Gorman, Claire Watson

Kim Woo Soon, Jughi Han, Kim Hee Sue

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Over The Barrel... with Lenn Thompson It can be easy to forget that the Long Island wine industry was only founded in 1973 and didn’t really become an industry until the early 1980s. In those thirty-plus years, local wineries and wines have come a long way. Varieties have been planted and then ripped out completely — like zinfandel — vineyard techniques have come and gone, and new grapes have emerged as important to the region’s future. There are more than 40 producers on the forks today and Long Island wines have never been better. In the past five years or so especially, local wineries have really hit their stride. A combination of improved vineyard practices, precise winemaking techniques and yes, some outstanding growing seasons, have helped make that happen. I was talking about the current state of Long Island wine with a wine-loving friend of mine recently and he asked me what I’d like to see happen in the industry both in the short and longer terms, and it got me thinking. I don’t pretend to understand all of the ins and outs of winemaking or running a winery. I’m a writer, not a vineyard owner, but I’m also an avid consumer of local wines and I’ve never been accused of not having enough opinions. With that all in mind, I humbly submit my wish list for Long Island wine. More Sauvignon Blanc. New vineyard land isn’t exactly abundant and ripping productive vines out of the ground to plant new ones isn’t cheap, but the future of Long Island white wine is clear (at least to me) — sauvignon blanc. For years, local wineries compared the region to Bordeaux with regard to merlot’s success here and planted a bay full of chardonnay instead of the key white grape of Bordeaux. I’d like to see some of that chardonnay replaced with sauvignon blanc. There just isn’t enough in the ground for it to become a grape the region can hang its hat on — or to bring prices down a bit. Better Cabernet Franc for $15. Yes, this is and may always be a region known for its merlot, but I’m a self-described cab franc fanatic. Unfortunately, many of my favorite local renditions are $30 or more — not exactly everyday drinkers. If some tasty, table-ready cabernet franc can’t be done for $15 here, can we at least get better options under $20? If You Must Make Chardonnay, Cut Back On the Oak. Don’t get me wrong, there are some extremely well-made barrel-fermented chardonnays to be had, but there are just as many overoaked butter and sawdust bombs that may result in short-term sales but these wines are rarely distinctive. The crisper, low-to-no oak style — with partial or no malo-lactic fermentation — is what I prefer. Continue to Experiment. Some wineries are experimenting with new varieties all the time — Carmenere, Ribolla Gialla, Refosco, etc. And a small number of winemakers are trying some really interesting techniques in the cellar as well, but there isn’t enough of this. It’s entirely possible — even likely — that the varieties that are popular and dominate the Long Island scene today won’t be as important 30 years from now. Who knows? Maybe albarino or gruner veltliner will

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The Story Behind the Cross Sound Ferry Includes WWII By Eugenia Bartell What an easy, delightful and scenic route it is for people traveling to New England by way of the Cross Sound Ferry. In fact, it is the shortest path from Long Island to Connecticut. To get to New London from Greenport, which is a 20 mile straight line distance, you would have to travel in the opposite direction forming a 240 mile circle. From as far west as Port Jefferson and beyond, travelers for 35 years have enjoyed Sound Avenue (the Old Road) which begins in Wading River and winds its way along one of Long Island’s most beautiful, pastoral regions, dotted with farms, nurseries, orchards, vegetable stands and wineries where the North Fork

Wineries are poised to be the next great wine region of America. An unhurried Spring morning might be interrupted by a tractor heading for his fields and dreaming of the harvest to come. The road widens at Mattituck for a brief period while you pass through Jamesport and Cutchogue and on to Southold just before you arrive at the turn-off for Greenport. Saving this charming, historic village for a day trip, the road continues through the sweet hamlet of East Marion, home of the award winning Greek restaurant, The Hellenic Snack Bar and Restaurant. As you approach Orient during the summer and fall you will see the famous Latham Farmstand and a bit further on, the sweetest of the sweetest, the very well World War II Paratroopers

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North Fork Events

SATURDAY, JULY 17 GALA RECEPTION - Gala reception for sculpture garden exhibition at Brecknock Hall, Greenport, 5-7 p.m., presented by Peconic Landing and East End Arts Council. Tickets $60; 631-727-0900 or eastendarts.org. Proceeds benefit EEAC. Meet the artists, silent auction, wines by Bedell Cellars. On view through Sept. 26, Saturday-Sunday, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. MEMBERS YARD SALE - Old Town Art and Crafts Guild members’ yard sale, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. on grounds, Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-734-6382. LIGHTHOUSE AND MARITIME HISTORY CRUISE Aboard Peconic Star II, departs from Greenport railroad dock at 3:30 p.m. Sponsored by East End Lighthouses. Members, $85; nonmembers, $95. Includes meal and L.I. wine. Casual attire, boat shoes or sneakers, windbreaker or sweater. Reserve at eastendlighthouses.org. WATER POODLES PERFORMANCE - Edgar Cortes dance theater, 6 p.m. at Horton Point Lighthouse, Southold. Modern dance piece inspired by synchronized swimming and 1950s star Esther Williams. Tickets $15; kids under 12 free. Available at door. southoldhistoricalsociety.org, 631765-5500. RIVERHEAD BLUES FESTIVAL - Vail-Leavitt Music Hall presents 12th annual Riverhead Blues and Music Festival, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. and Sunday, July 18, noon-9 p.m. in downtown Riverhead behind East Main Street and Peconic Avenue along the river. Featured performers include Sean Chambers, Little Toby Walker, Tommy Keys Band and others. Adults and kids over 10, $10 one-day pass. Two-day pass $16 if prepaid online at www.rhblues.com. Ages 10 and under free. Tickets available at event both days. CARNAVAL AT SPARKLING POINTE - Grand opening with a Rio Di Janero theme from 2 to 6 p.m. today and Sunday at Sparkling Pointe Vineyard located at 39750 County Route 48 in Southold. Call 631-765-0200. SUMMER JAM - Third annual Summer Jam 2010, 6-9 p.m. for Southold youth at Southold Town Recreation Center campus, Peconic. Music, games, barbecue and more. southoldtown.northfork.net. EIGHTEENTH ANNUAL LONG ISLAND ANTIEQUE POWER ASSOCIATION - Saturday-Sunday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. at Hallockville Museum Farm, Riverhead. Old-time farming demonstrations, vintage race cars, garden tractors, antique engine display, tractor pulls, kids’ corner, antique truck display and more. Admission $5; under 12 free. 631-526-2161, 631-727-7943, 631-666-4912. COMMUNITY PICNIC - 4 p.m. at Veterans Memorial Park, Mattituck, organized by Friends of Mattituck-Laurel Library, Bring supper, family and friends, games and white elephant item. All welcome. 631-298-4134. ANTIQUES SHOW - 10 a.m.-5 p.m. at American Legion Hall, Greenport. Elias Pekale Shows Ltd. Fee for adults; children free. 516-868-2751. SUNDAY, JULY 18 CARNAVAL AT SPARKLING POINTE - Grand opening with a Rio Di Janero theme from 2 to 6 p.m. today at Sparkling Pointe Vineyard located at 39750 County Route 48 in Southold. Call 631-765-0200.ITALIAN-AMERICAN CLUB’S ANNUAL BARBECUE - North Fork ItalianAmerican Club’s annual barbecue and picnic, noon,

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House/ home Please contact the organization hosting any listed event you plan to attend, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration. THURSDAY, JULY 15 SURF CRAFT – Thurs. through Sun., ages 4 to 10, dropoff art program, includes a theme, arts and crafts. Location varies (Montauk Yacht Club, The Surf Lodge, Navy Beach, Sole East, the Inn at Quogue). 516-263-9779, surfcraftny.com. WORLD TRAVELERS – 9:30 a.m. to noon, ages 3 1/2 to 6, Cruise to Ancient Egypt to Solve the Riddle of the Sphinx, a “travel” adventure including creative play, music, dance, costumes and an arts and crafts project, $25. The United Methodist Church, 160 Main St., Southampton. 917-5385049, theworldtravelers.com. TEEN CRAFTS – 3 p.m., ages 11 and up, sand candles. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. LEGO MANIA – 3:30 p.m., ages 4 and up, come play with Legos. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015, hamptonlibrary.org. SEW, SHE SAID, HE SAID – 4 p.m., ages 8 and up, learn basic cross-stitch with Julie Greene and look at historic needlework in the library’s archives. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015, hamptonlibrary.org. TEEN ZUMBA – 4:30 p.m., ages 11 and up, Latin dancing and aerobics. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. MAKE YOUR OWN PAINT – 5 p.m., ages 4 to 7, create two different paints. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. CREATIVE JOURNAL WRITING – 5 p.m., ages 12 and up, learn to journal your story with Emily Weitz, pizza will be served. John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049, johnjermain.org. TEEN YOGA – 6 p.m., ages 13 to 19, yoga postures and techniques. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-6534224, quoguelibrary.org. ITALIAN FRESCOES – 6:30 p.m., ages 8 to 11, learn style and technique. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. FRIDAY, JULY 16 ERIK’S REPTILE EDVENTURE – 3 p.m., for families, touch and explore snakes, turtles, lizards and more. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631287-6539, mMyrml.org. MOVIE AND MUNCHIES – 4 p.m., ages 11 and up, The Blind Side (PG-13). Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. SATURDAY, JULY 17 BOOKS AND BREAKFAST – 9:30 a.m., ages 8-12 and parent, discussion of Because of Winn-Dixie over snacks, juice, and coffee. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049, johnjermain.org. OCTUPUS’ GARDEN – 10:45 a.m., ages 4-7, paint a mural to decorate the children’s room. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015, hamptonlibrary.org. STORYCRAFTERS “WATER OF LIFE” PERFORMANCE – 11 a.m., families with children ages 4 and up. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. CLAY FISH TRAY WORKSHOP – 1:30 p.m., ages 8 and up, decorate a serving tray with an ocean theme. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015, hamptonlibrary.org. LET’S ALL GO BEACHCOMBING – 10 a.m., all ages, explore the beach in East Hampton, call for exact location. South Fork Natural History Museum and Nature Center, 377 Bridge/Sag Tpk., Bridgehampton. 631-537-9735, sofo.org. SUNDAY, JULY 18 ICE CREAM SUNDAE STORYTIME – 2 p.m., for families, listen to a story and make ice cream sundaes. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631287-6539, myrml.org. MONDAY, JULY 19 TEEN VOLUNTEERS – 4 p.m., need ages 11 and up, community service, read and share books with children ages 2 to 9, pre-registration and orientation required. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631287-6539, myrml.org. LEARN CHESS – 4 or 5 p.m., 6 to 11 years, learn rules

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and strategy, all levels welcome. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. BOOK BUDDIES – 4:30 p.m., ages 3 to 9, local teen volunteers read and share books with children. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631287-6539, myrml.org. TEEN CHESS – 6 p.m., ages 11 and up, all levels welcome. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. TUESDAY, JULY 20 WORLD TRAVELERS – 9:30 a.m. to noon, ages 3 1/2 to 6, “Train to Be Bullfighters in Spain.” See July 15 listing to time and place. TINY TOTS CRAFTS – 10:15 or 11:15 a.m., 18 to 35 months, make a fishbowl collage. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, or myrml.org. FISH TALES STORYTIME AND CRAFT – 11 a.m., ages 4 to 8, story time and sea-themed craft. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224, quoguelibrary.org. GIZMO GUYS – 1 p.m., all ages, comedic juggling duo. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-7250049, johnjermain.org. BOOK BINGO – 3 p.m. for ages 3 to 5, shape, color and alphabet bingo, or 4 p.m. for entering grades 1 through 5, regular bingo. Win a book. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. NATURE ADVENTURE – 2 p.m., “Down by the Bay: Who Lives There?” a seining adventure, observe small fish, crabs, whelks, snails and more. South Fork Natural History Museum, 377 Bridgehampton/Sag Tpke, Bridgehampton. Reservations required. 631-537-9735. Sofo.org. RACHEL’S SCULPEY CLASS – 5 p.m., ages 11 and up, mold polymer clay into sea creatures. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. TEEN NITES – 5 p.m., ages 12 and up, Fun Do Fondue. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-7250049, johnjermain.org. WEDNESDAY, JULY 21 WORLD TRAVELERS – 9:30 a.m. to noon, ages 3 1/2 to 6, “Join the Mischievous Monkey at Brazilian Carnaval,” See July 15 listing to time and place. KID CRAFT – 10:30 a.m., 12 p.m., 1:30 p.m. or 3 p.m., ages 3 to 11, paint clamshells. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. HANDS-ON WORKSHOP – 3:30 p.m. Wednesdays through August 25, ages 5 and up. John Drew Theater, Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. $10/$8 members. 631-3244050, guildhall.org. A DAY WITH MADELINE AND PEPITO – 1 p.m., preK to grade 2, come learn elementary French words for colors, fruits and vegetables and make and enjoy a healthy snack. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224, quoguelibrary.org. LEGO CLUB – 4:30 p.m., ages 5 to 10, Lego play. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631287-6539, myrml.org. FERDINAND THE BULL – 5 p.m., Hudson Vagabond Puppets present this classic story as part of Guild Hall’s ongoing KidFEST. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., Southampton. Adults $15/$13 members. Under 18 $12/$10 members. 631324-4050, guildhall.org. WII WEDNESDAY – 5 p.m., teens, Wii play. Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015, hamptonlibrary.org. TEEN SUPPER CLUB – 6 p.m., prepare and eat healthy dinner. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. THURSDAY, JULY 22 WORLD TRAVELERS – 9:30 a.m. to noon, ages 3 1/2 to 6, “Troll for Trolls in Iceland,” See July 15 for details. TEEN CRAFT – 3 p.m., ages 11 and up, watercolors. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. LEGO CLUB – 4 p.m., ages 5 to 12, Lego and Duplos block play. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-0049, johnjermain.org. TEEN ZUMBA – 4:30 p.m., ages 11 and up, Latin dancing and aerobics. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. RADICAL READS AND REFRESHMENTS – 5 p.m.,

discuss Shiver, pizza will be served. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049, johnjermain.org. TEEN YOGA – 6 p.m., ages 13 to 19. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224, quoguelibrary.org. PAJAMA STORYTIME – 7 p.m., ages 1 to 6, puppets, music, dancing and stories; wear your pajamas. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631287-6539, myrml.org. FRIDAY, JULY 23 DAIRY DELGHTS – 12:30 p.m., ages 3 to 5, create a delicious dairy treat with members of the Cornell Cooperative Extension. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. ICE CREAM MAKING – 2 p.m., entering K through 5, make ice cream the old-fashioned way. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. GAME ON – 4 p.m., ages 11 and up, come play games. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd, Southampton. 631-287-6539, myrml.org. ONGOING Call or visit website for times. Registration may be required. ART CLASSES AT PARRISH – Classes for different ages. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., Southampton. 631283-2118, parrishart.org. ART OF LIFE CHILDREN’S CLASSES – 4 to 5 p.m. every Tues., Weds. and Thurs. Amy’s Ark Studio and Farm, 10 Hollow Ln., Westhampton. 631 288-3587. BLACKSMITH DEMO – 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturdays, James DeMartis demonstrates ironwork. Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Hwy, Bridge. 631-537-1088, bridgehamptonhistoricalsociety.org. DRIP PAINTING – 10 to 11:30 a.m. Saturdays, all ages, guided tour, hands-on drip painting. Jackson Pollock House, 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., EH. $25. 631-329-2811. EAST END YOUTH FELLOWSHIP – 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. Sundays. Sag Harbor. 631-725-4155, cbchamptons.com. LONG ISLAND GAME FARM – 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. weekdays and 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. weekends, petting zoo with interactive areas to feed the animals. Long Island Game Farm, 638 Chapman Blvd., Manorville. 631-878-6670, longislandgamefarm.com. MAGIC: THE GATHERING TOURNAMENT – 3 p.m. Fridays, age 9 and up, bring your deck and play others. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049, johnjermain.org. MILLING DEMO – 11:30 a.m. every Mon., hands-on milling demo. Grist Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Rd., Water Mill. 631-726-4526, watermillmuseum.com. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – Mon., Thurs., and Fri. mornings at various locations, newborns to age 5 and their caregivers, early childhood music and movement program with singing, dancing, instrument play and movement. 631-764-4180, mtbythedunes.com. KIDS KARAOKE – 5 to 7 p.m., 1st Sat. of month. Regulars Music CafÈ, 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. 631-287-2900. Regularsmusiccafe.com. PUPPET SHOWS, TOT ART AND PRESCHOOL YOGA – Call for times. Goat on a Boat, Rte. 114 and East Union St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193, goatonaboat.org. MUSEUMS CMEE – Children’s Museum of the East End. Interactive exhibits, arts and science-based programs, workshops, special events. 376 Bridge/Sag Tpk., Bridgehampton. $7. 631-5378250, cmee.org. SOUTH FORK NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM (SOFO) –10 a.m. to 4 p.m., 7 days a week, year-round. Museum provides ìfield guideî for exhibits. 377 Bridge/Sag Tpk., Bridgehampton. 631-537-9735, sofo.org Please send all event listings for the kids calendar to events@danspapers.com by Friday at noon.

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Arts & Entertainment Jay Black at PAC named “The Voice.” “They just liked the way I carried myself,” Black said. Though he never acted again, the interaction with Sinatra left an impression on Black, who speaks fondly of the encounter with the legendary singer. Sinatra didn’t realize that Black was a singer as well, at first. Once he did, he said to Black, “You’re the ‘Cara Mia’ guy? What are you going to do when you’re 50?” in reference to the notes Black hits in that song. And Black responded, “I’ll probably be dead.” But, he added, “Here I am at 72, hitting the same notes.”

Black continues to tour, mostly in the northeast and Florida. Living on Long Island, the former Westbury Music Fair, which is now known as The Capital One Bank Theatre at Westbury, is a spot that Black routinely sells out. He’s also been recognized for his charitable work with various cancer organizations and the Police Benevolent Association. Jay Black will perform at WHBPAC on July 18. Tickets are $110/$90/$70. For more information on the show, go to whbpac.org. For more information on Black, go to jayblackthevoice.com.

SUMMER FUN AT BAY STREET! By Tiffany Razzano Iconic vocalist of the ‘60s and ‘70s, Jay Black, lead singer of the group Jay and the Americans, will be belting out the group’s hits, as well as other wellknown songs from that era, at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center on July 18. At a time when the British Invasion ruled the airwaves, Jay and the Americans, getting their start in Queens, made a mark with 22 charted singles, including “This Magic Moment,” “Cara Mia” and “Come a Little Bit Closer.” Black will perform these songs and more at the PAC. Known for his enormous and soaring vocals, at 72 Black’s voice remains as strong as ever. “What you can expect from this show is to see a man who was supposed to have retired hit notes nobody in the industry can,” he joked. He didn’t earn the nickname “The Voice” for nothing. If you’ve never seen Black perform live before you might be surprised to learn that his comedic talent is on par with his vocal talent. He intersperses his show with comedy bits, though he notes that his stand up at the PAC won’t be as raunchy as usual. “There will be a lot of joking around, but it will be PG,” he said. “The theater managers want me to keep it squeaky clean.” Black, who grew up in Brooklyn, got his start in the music industry writing songs for other performers. Though he says he didn’t actually know how to write notes, he was still able to explain how he wanted the songs arranged. But the thought of being a performer himself never crossed his mind. “I didn’t think I had the guts to get on stage,” he said. “But when I got my first standing ovation, I thought, ‘Wow.’” Jay and the Americans formed in 1960 with Jay Traynor as the original lead singer. When Traynor quit, a mutual friend of Black’s and the band’s suggested Black audition for the group. At the time, nobody knew Black to be a singer, so it was a surprise to many people. “I was always known to be funny,” he said. “No one knew about the singing part,” he added, “and now the whole world knows.” Though Jay and the Americans broke up in the early ‘70s, Black continued to perform under the group’s name. He stopped releasing records of new material and focused solely on entertaining audiences with the nostalgic hits of his band and from that era in general. He also got his first chance to act when he was asked to audition for the role of a hitman in a madefor-TV movie, “Contract on Cherry Street,” which also starred Frank Sinatra, another singer nick-

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Fifth of July: Bay Street’s Second Hit By Judith Klinghoffer Lanford Wilson’s Fifth of July, in the hands of a uniformly strong cast in the Bay Street Theatre’s current production, has as much relevance for theatergoers today as it did when it debuted in 1978. One of a trilogy of plays Wilson, a long time Sag Harbor resident, wrote about the Talley family of Lebanon, Missouri, Fifth of July centers on Kenneth Talley, Jr. – a Vietnam veteran who has suffered the loss of his legs and a crisis of faith regarding everything he once held dear including his home, his work and the man he loves. Just in time for fireworks, Gwen and John Landis, Ken’s old friends from his activist days, arrive at the family home to spend the holiday with Ken and his lover, Jed, a man of infinite patience and a gift for horticulture. Joining this quartet is Ken’s sister, June, also a former radical, and her 13 year old daughter, Shirley, who favors dramatic stances and an eclectic wardrobe ranging from glittering flapper to cowgirl chic. Rounding out the guest list is Aunt Sally, who totes along the ashes of her dead husband, Matt Friedman, stashing them in various places throughout the play, including the refrigerator at one point, while she contemplates the location of their final resting place. Like most weekend guests, everyone starts off behaving relatively well, but the morning after the holiday is when all that polite demeanor and cheerful posturing dissolves under the stress of hangovers and hidden agendas. The plot centers on whether Ken will sell the Talley house to Gwen and John Landis, severing his ties to his childhood home and his past. Ken has just returned from the city where he had been attempting to distance himself from his relationship with Jed, his

Jennifer Mudge and David Wilson Barnes; Kally Duling and Shane McRae old idealism, and his scheduled return to teaching high school, which he can no longer face. Anson Mount plays Ken with a quiet sense of loss and an air of dignity. He is able to project the internal struggle of a man trying to make sense of his past while grappling with the limitations of a physical disability. There is a shattering moment in the play when Ken falls and cannot get up without Jed’s help. Ken’s frustration and humiliation are palpable, a moment of vulnerability from a man who sets great store by his mask of composure. While Ken wrestles with the decision to sell the house, Jed is planning an English garden, with hedges that will take years to grow to maturity. The character of Jed skates close to annoying perfection – he’s loyal, strong, a great listener, and can re-pot a geranium in record time right on stage – but Shane McRae keeps him human and lets us see his exasper-

ation with Ken’s detachment. The Act II opening scene between McRae and Kally Duling, the 13-yearold Shirley Talley, is a real charmer, as is Duling, an energetic and appealing young actress. Jennifer Mudge as Gwen Landis, the copper heiress turned country singer, is all irresistible egotistical allure wrapped up in ‘70s polyester. Another standout performance is turned in by David Wilson Barnes as John Landis, who is angling to buy the Talley house to turn into a recording studio for bubble-brained Gwen. Barnes takes the character from a smiling carsalesman kind of smarminess in Act I, to an Act II reveal of shrewd amorality. Kellie Overbey is a fine June Talley, dealing with her drama queen teenage daughter. Elizabeth Franz’s Sally Talley is touching and spirited in the climactic bidding war to keep the (continued on next page)

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Those Riverhead Blues at the 12th Annual Festival By Stacy Dermont There are many good reasons to motor over to Riverhead this weekend. It’s not just a great blues fest anymore–the 12th Annual Riverhead Blues and Music Festival is comin’ to town, loud and proud! This twoday festival was expanded last year to include rock, zydeco and jazz; and it was a huge hit with music fans. Acts will perform at three venues, all day tomorrow and Sunday. Boating to the festival up the beautiful Peconic River is a great option. The two outdoor stages will be set up along the riverfront, behind Main Street. National acts from Sean Chambers, to Rosie Ledet and the Zydeco Playboys, to the Joe Krown Trio, will hit the stages. Local favorites, such as The Sunnyland Jazz Band and “local boy done good” guitarist Little Toby Walker, also make appearances. Live music, dancing and cold beer, and the price is right too. A one-day pass is only 10 bucks! This year you can purchase tickets online at riverheadblues.org. You’ll also find a complete schedule and directions. But you know how to get to Riverhead–this fab festival takes place in “the old downtown,” not the trafficridden, discount store end of Riverhead. The indoor venue is the beautiful and historic VailLeavitt Music Hall on Peconic Avenue. This place has been packin’ them in since a production of “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” was still touring the country. Edison demonstrated some of his early entertainments there. And, YES, it is air-conditioned. “We operate year-round, but The Blues Festival is special. It has become a tradition on the East End, bringing together a rich cross section of Long Islanders who love to celebrate the blues,” says Toni Munna, Vail-Leavitt Board member. “It is also our major fundraiser, supporting the upkeep of our beautifully restored, historic 1881 music hall.” Here’s some more “juice” on the fine live acts you can enjoy: Britain’s Guitarist magazine named Sean Chambers one of the top 50 blues guitarists of the last century. The Tampa-based artist has played with legends such as B.B. King, Buddy Guy, Johnny Winter, Greg Allman, Robin Trower, Hubert Sumlin, Pinetop Perkins, and Bo Diddley. Chambers’ brand of blues is a no-frills blend of Chicago, Texas, and Delta styles. The New Orleans-based Joe Krown Trio, features

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Krown on New Orleans-styled piano and Hammond B-3 organ, Walter Wolfman Washington on guitar and vocals, and Russell Batiste, Jr. on drums. The combination of the soulful vocals of Walter with the big sound of the Hammond B-3 (on which all bass parts are played) and the masterful drumming skills of Russell Batiste, Jr. has developed its own unique sound. Rosie Ledet and the Zydeco Playboys is a returning festival favorite. Rosie hails from the rural town of Church Point, Louisiana. She learned to play the accordion by watching her husband and then practicing on his accordion while he was at work. With her self-penned tunes, Ledet provides a unique female presence in the male-dominated zydeco world. She sings in both French Creole and English. Her songs

are often sly and lusty; combined with her natural good looks and distinctive, bluesy voice, she wows audiences wherever she goes. Another festival favorite, Little Toby Walker, is a skilled singer and songwriter–a unique and accomplished finger-style guitarist–who draws inspiration from traditional and contemporary music. A local artist who is in high demand around the globe, Walker has earned international acclaim, and is the recipient of numerous international awards, including the prestigious 2002 International Blues Challenge Award. Toby has shared the stage with the likes of Richie Havens, Judy Collins, Charlie Musselwhite, Bo Diddley, James Cotton and David Bromberg. See you down by the riverside this weekend.

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house in the Talley family. As the befuddled stoner guitarist Wes, Danny Deferrari contributes some solid laughs. Director Terry Kinney has created a true ensemble feeling among the cast, allowing Act I to build slowly as relationships unfold. The pace accelerates in Act II, but Kinney keeps the mood unaffected and naturalistic. David Gallo’s set has a nice, genteelly wornout feeling, just right for a country family home. In 1978, Fifth of July was a response to the disillusionment of post-Vietnam America. Parallels could be drawn to a post-9/11, recession-weary America, but the resonance of the play does not depend on politics or economics, but on human nature. In the end, Ken Talley finds his way through the people who love him. That’s something to contemplate over your post-theatre ice cream. Lanford Wilson has been very well served by the Bay Street Theatre revival of Fifth of July. To see the after party video featuring the stars of the play, Lanford Wilson, Terry Kinney – as well as audience members Cliff Robertson and Blythe Danner – go to danshamptons.com home page.

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Art Commentary

Rackstraw Downes at Parrish

by Marion Wolberg Weiss The current exhibit at Southampton’s Parrish Art Museum is a bit difficult to interpret for this critic, who looks for patterns and connections between works. No indication is given in the wall text regarding Downes’ themes or consistent qualities, other than the influence of certain artists. Even so, that influence is not made clear. Moreover, his predisposition for plein air is not emphasized in the introductory remarks on the wall as viewers enter the museum. This is not to suggest that Downes is a secondrate artist. Quite the contrary. But we can’t help but wonder what distinguishes him from other plein air artists. The catalog is quite well-written and provides some answers, but, unfortunately, most art lovers won’t have the chance to read it. Nonetheless, here’s what we find noteworthy about Downes’ art, regardless of whether he works on location or not. First, his diverse points-of-view are arresting: from close-ups of train tracks seen through a barbed-wire fence to panoramic perspectives of buildings in the background. His locales also vary, from the countryside and suburbia to New York City. What’s interesting is the fact that the venues are not “beautiful,” or especially scenic. Consider “Seventh Avenue and 52nd Street,” a bird’s eye view of a demolition space with its surrounding buildings and bulldozers. No doubt Downes is attracted to urban shapes and gritty details. Another work, “110th and Broadway,” is equally realistic and particularly useful for people intrigued by that part of Manhattan, circa 1989.

110th and Broadway, Whelan’s from Sloan’s Yet we can’t help but notice a distortion, wherein people seem to lean to the left as they walk down the street. We would swear that the distortion was caused by a lens’ distortion, although we assume Downes did not use a camera in his painting process (of course, there’s nothing wrong with distortion, even working on location; many artists alter what they paint outdoors to create their own vision of reality). There are other images that are not “pretty”: “Lumber Yard” in Maine, where again shapes and materials are important, and “Fresh Kills,” where garbage is dumped. This last image is an iconic one for New Yorkers and includes areas of grass, giving the site some natural aspects. There’s no such attempt in a work featuring a Jersey City scrap metal yard although Downes’ recurring forms are there. Other recurring qualities appear in Downes’ paintings. Consider the industrial material like duct work

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Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS DARIA DESHUK – 6 to 9 p.m., July 16, open studio salon exhibition, “Kundalini Rising” and “Dasha Prints,” a sneak peek, private tour and reception, food and drinks will be served. A percentage of proceeds benefit The Ellen Hermanson Foundation. 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. Dariadeshuk.com. ART IN THE PARK – 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., July 17 and 18, 9th Annual Art Show, meet Long Island’s Best Artisans, Fine Art and Photography will be on display and for sale. Free. Rain or shine. Agawam Park, Jobs Ln. and Pond Rd., Southampton. MERCEDES MATTER LECTURE – 4 p.m., July 17, “Mercedes Matter in the 1930s and 1940s,” with Joan Marter, Ph. D., editor of Woman’s Art Journal, PowerPoint presentation. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. Free with museum admission. 631-324-0806. Guildhall.org. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 5 to 7 p.m., July 17, opening reception, new work by Jorge Silveira, on view through August 5. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. Kramorisgallery.com. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – 5 to 8 p.m., July 17, opening reception, “Contrasts & Contradictions,” sculptural and assemblages by Gabriele Roos, on display through August 1. 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631291-9061. Surfacelibrary.com. DELANEY COOKE GALLERY – 5:30 to 7:30 p.m., July 17, opening reception, “Love in Russia,” vintage photographs by Jerry Cooke, on display through July 27. 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 917-445-8427. GALLERYB – 5:30 to 8 p.m., July 17, opening reception, “Italian Waiters,” portraits by John Jonas Gruen, on display through August 2. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to Literacy Suffolk. 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-1059. Thegalleryb.com. RACKSTRAW DOWNES LECTURE – 6 p.m., July 17, “Turning the Head in Empirical Space,” Downes discusses his working method and nature of perspective. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., Southampton. $10/free (members). 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org. SIRENS SONG GALLERY – 6 to 9 p.m., July 17, opening reception, “Bach Suites & Other Variations,” monotype, painting and etching by Deborah Freedman, on display through August 30. 516 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-1021. Sirensongallery.com. POLLOCK-KRASNER LECTURE – Noon, July 18, “The Good, The Bad, and the Very Bad: An Art Critic Talks about Art, Demons, and other things that have to do with Making Art Today,” with Jerry Saltz of New York Magazine. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. $15/$13. 631-3240806. Guildhall.org. MEET THE ARTISTS – 12:30 to 2 p.m., July 19, Artist Teachers Lunch Time Lecture. Bring lunch. Boots Lamb Education Center, Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. $5/free (members). 631-324-0806. Guildhall.org. MIDNIGHT MOON: A SUMMER VERNISSAGE – 7 p.m. to midnight, July 24, opening reception, featuring works by Marta Abbot, Cristina Botero, Annika Connor, Kim Harty, Huber.Huber and Nicholas Papadakis. 13 Cormorant Dr., Southampton. RSVP required: annika.connor@gmail.com or pfelfe@fulbright.com. GALLERIES ANN MADONIA GALLERY & FINE ANTIQUES – 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. 36 Jobs Ln., Southampton. 631-283-1878. (continued on next page)

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Art Openings & Galleries ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – 495 Montauk Hwy, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. THE ART BARGE – 50 years of art barge history. The Victor D’Amico Institute of Art, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily or by appointment. 28E Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631204-0383. BOLTAX GALLERY – 21 Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631749-4062. Boltaxgallery.com. BENSON-KEYES ARTS – By appointment. 917-5091379 or elainebensongallery@gmail.com. BERNARD SPRING STEEL – Watercolors and sculptures. Open Sat. and Sun. 1 to 4 p.m. 7760 Main Bayview Rd., Southold. 631-765-9509. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. By appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-377-3355 or info@bravurastyle.com. BRIDGE GARDENS & C FINE ART – A survey of contemporary outdoor sculpture, featuring the work of nine sculptors, through Labor Day. Bridge Gardens, 36 Mitchell Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-283-3195. Peconiclandtrust.org. CANIO’S GALLERY – “A Jumbled Sequence: 13 Paintings & 13 Poems by Paton Miller & Marc Cohen,” through August 10. 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. CELADON CLAY ART GALLERY – 41 Old Mill Rd., Water Mill. 631-726-2547. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – Local, regional and international artists. Thurs. to Mon. 10 to 5:30 p.m. 2 Main St., Southampton. 631-287-1883 or chrysalis@hamptons.com. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Early modernist furnishings and found objects on display. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. DELANEY COOKE GALLERY – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – One-on-one tours of paintings, photographs and works on paper with artist Daria Deshuk. 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. Deshukriversgallery.com. THE DRAWING ROOM – Mel Kendrick: Object Negatives, sculpture and photographs, through Aug. 1. 16R Newtown Ln., E. Hampton. DOROTHY FRANKEL GALLERY – Noon to 4 p.m. Sat. or by appt., sculpture garden. 2879 Noyac Rd., Noyac. 631725-4081. Dorothyfrankel.com. FLOWERS AT THE GREENERY – 19 Mitchell Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7903. GALERIE BELAGE – “Outsider Art in the Hamptons” through Sept. 6. 8 Moniebogue Ln., Westhampton Beach. 631-

288-5082. GALLERYB – 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Thurs. through Mon. 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-1059. Thegalleryb.com. GUILD HALL – “Winslow Homer: The Pleasures of Summer,” “Mercedes Matter: Retrospective,” “Gloria Kisch: Sculptures,” and “East End Art Teachers,” on display through July 25. 158 Main St., East Hampton. $7 admission. 631-3240806. Guildhall.org. HAMPTON BAYS LIBRARY – An exhibit celebrating the life of George Hecht and book selling in the 20th century, through Labor Day. Hampton Bays Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave. 631-728-6241. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – “The RED Show,” featuring Maria Pessino, on display through July 26. 36 Hampton Rd., Southampton. 631-377-3235. JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY – The paintings of Roisin Bateman, on display through August 31. John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. KARYN MANNIX CONTEMPORARY – “The RED Show,” featuring Maria Pessino, through July 26. Noon to 5 p.m. Thurs.-Mon. (8 p.m. Sat.). 36 Hampton Rd., Southampton. 631-377-3235. THE LEIBER MUSEUM – Fine Japanese prints on display through Labor Day. 446 Old Stone Hwy, Springs. 631329-3288. Leibermuseum.org. LENZ WINERY – Paintings by Annie Wildey on display through August 30. 38355 Rt. 25, Peconic. 631-734-6010. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – Weekdays noon to 4 p.m. and weekends noon to 6 p.m. Southampton Cultural Center, Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-283-6419. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – 633 First St., Greenport. 631-477-2633. LUCILLE KHORNAK GALLERY – 2400 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. Michaelperez-artist.com. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – “Ludic Fuel,” visions of the contemporary movement. 24 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. OUTEAST GALLERY – “Excavations,” Steve Haweeli’s oils, charcoal and acrylic works. Outeast Gallery, 65 Tuthill Rd., Mtk. 631-375-6730. PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY –167 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-7817. Pamelawilliamsgallery.com. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Michael Paraskevas’ work and children’s book illustrations. By appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665.

THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Mon. to Sat. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sun. 1 to 5 p.m. Jobs Ln., Southampton. 631-2832118. POLLOCK KRASNER HOUSE – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. PRITAM & EAMES – Mon. to Sat. 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Sun. noon to 4 p.m., closed Wed., furniture gallery. 27 Race Ln., East Hampton. 631-324-7111. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – “Treasures Found,” paintings by Hazel Shearer Thomas Gray. Romany Kramoris Gallery, 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY - Noon to 6 p.m. daily. 2nd Floor, Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Ln., Jamesport. 631722-0500. Jamesportmanorinn.com. RICHARD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS GALLERY – 90 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-1161. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. SAG HARBOR HISTORICAL – “Our Long Beach – Its Suprising History,” a multi-media exhibit, through Sept. 12. 147 Main St. 631-725-5092. Sagharborhistoricalsociety.org. SOLAR – “Lush,” group show featuring works by current young women artists, including photography, painting, collage and sculpture, through July 19. 44 Davids Ln., East Hampton. 631-907-8422. Artsolar.com. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM – “Saving our Landscape Heritage: Paintings and Photographs of the East End.” 17 Meeting House Ln., Southampton. 631-2832494. Southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. SURFACE GALLERY – Potter Bob Bachler and painter James Kennedy. Thurs. to Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-291-9061. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – Thurs. to Mon. 12:30 to 7 p.m. 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. Tullaboothgallery.com. VERED GALLERY –11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sun. to Thurs., 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Fri. and 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Sat. 68 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-3303. Veredart.com. WALK TALL GALLERY – 197 Madison St., Sag Harbor. 631-681-1572.

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MOVIES HAMPTON ARTS (+) Girl Who Played With Fire (R) – Fri, 5:30, 8:30, Sat, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30, Sun., 2, 4:30, 7:30, MonThurs, 5:30, 8:30 Inception (PG13) – Fri, 5, 8, Sat, Sun, 2, 5, 8 Mon-Thur, 5 to 8 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Joan Rivers – 5, 7 all week Winnebago Man – 9 all week UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) They just couldn’t get it to us. UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Eclipse (PG13) – 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 all week Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) – 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10:20 all week Grown Up (PG13) – 1:10, 4:30, 7:40, 10:10 all week Despicable Me (PG) – 12:45, 4:10, 7:10, 9:40 all week Last Airbender (PG) – 1, 4, 7, 9:30 all week

UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Grown Ups (PG13) – Mon – Thurs, 4:40, 7:40 Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 10:10, Sat., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:10, Sun., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40 Toy Story 3 (PG) – Mon- Thur, 4:15, 7:15, Fri., 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sat., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Inception (PG13) – Mon-Thur, 3:45, 7, Fri., 3:45, 7, 10:20, Sat, 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10:20, Sun., 12:30, 3:45, 7 Predators (R) – Mon-Thur, 4:30, 7:30 Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10, Sat, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10, Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (Call 631-298-Show for times) Despicable Me (G), Toy Story 3 (G), Knight and Day (PG13), Solitary Man (R), Grown Ups (PG13), Twilight Saga Eclipse (PG13), Last Airbender (PG), The Sorcerers Apprentice (PG) Greenport Theatre (+) Inception (PG13) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6, 9, Sat, Sun, 2:45, 6, 9 The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) – Fri, MonThurs, 6:30, 8:45, Sat, Sun, 2, 4:15, 6:30, 8:45 Despicable Me (PG) – Fri, Mon-Thurs, 6:15 Sat,

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Food / Dining Simple Art of Cooking

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Silvia Lehrer

Here on the East End of Long Island we are blessed with a staggering variety of local fish from local markets offering a seemingly endless bounty of fluke, sea bass, tuna, weakfish, bluefish, striped bass, scallops and clams. I don’t think there is a better time or place than now to enjoy cooking and eating fish. It is light food for these warmer days of summer and simply makes good sense to cook fish at home. Sea bass, Chinese style, is a simple preparation typically prepared in a Chinese home kitchen. Fillets are steamed in a wok with scallions and soy then finished with hot ginger infused oil. This is a very pleasing dish for lovers of Asian flavors. Weakfish, a fish prolific off our coastal waters, was originally named Squeateague, a Narraganset Indian name. The only discernible reason for renaming the fish, according to A.J. McClane’s Encyclopedia of Fish Cookery is its fragile mouth structure seen as “weak”. It is never the less a superb fish lending itself to a variety of preparations. You can take today’s recipe from simple to sophisticated by adding toasted almonds (a la meuniere) to an otherwise familiar fish saute. Fluke fillets wrapped in foil enclosing a Provencal sauce of scallion,

Serves 6 For the Provencal sauce 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped 2 tablespoons thinly sliced scallions, white and light green part 2 pounds ripe tomatoes, peeled, seeded and diced Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper 2 to 3 tablespoons finely chopped flatleaf Italian parsley 2 teaspoons fresh thyme leaves 2 teaspoons chiffonade of fresh basil leaves

tomatoes and fresh garden herbs is a deliciously simple recipe for summer entertaining. Have fun with fish, it’s easier than you think, and know that you’re enjoying the many health benefits of fresh local seafood. FLUKE FILLETS IN FOIL WITH PROVENCAL SAUCE The fish is placed on foil with the sauce then sealed for baking. It is a simple and intriguing way to serve fish.

For the fish 6 large fluke fillets with skin, about 6 to 8 ounces each 1. Heat the oil in a saucepan and stir in the garlic and scallions. Saute for a minute or so without browning and add the tomatoes and salt and pepper to taste. Simmer briskly for 15 minutes until sauce has reduced slightly and add the herbs. Cook for 1-2 minutes longer and remove from heat.

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Restaurant Review: Madame Tongâ€™s Redeux

By Susan Galardi Jean Luc is out. Ian Duke is in. After a dramatic closing last year, the place that was Madame Tongâ€™s is back with new dĂŠcor, new management, new chef and an upbeat, new attitude. Ian Duke, co-owner of Prohibition and Luckyâ€™s Famous Burgers in New York, has partnered with David Hilty to create Madame Tongâ€™s Redeux in Southampton. The food will continue and build on the Asianinfused theme, with Executive Chef Frank Coe, (from the well-received Wild Goose in Cutchogue) heading up the kitchen. An Irishman who studied in Lyon, France, then moved on to London, Saudi Arabia and the Asian-Pacific, Coe finally settled in New York in the â€˜90s, working at Le Bernardin and Daniel. Madame Tongâ€™s Redeux is positioning itself not only as a restaurant, but as a late night hotspot, featureing DJs on Friday and Saturday nights from about 10 p.m. to midnight. Tables will be removed from the interior room to make space for dancing â€“ not to heavy-duty house music, but to good dance tunes, and food will be served until midnight. On Sundays, starting in late July, Tongs will have a cocktail garden party in the beautiful outdoor space with mellow yet upbeat DJ music. But we went for the food. At an early dinner last Thursday, we sat outside in the patio area, at the edge of the lovely lawn surrounded by tiki torches. This was literally the sixth day the restaurant was open this season, and it offered a respectably-sized menu, which will expand over the weeks. Nonetheless, for those who like food with an Asian flair, there was plenty to choose from. We werenâ€™t the only adventurers on this early voyage: Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky dined just behind us. The kitchen and the management wisely retained the dishes that were a success from the previous Madame Tongsâ€“Shrimp Shumai, Pork & Veggie Dumplings and Tamarind Glazed Spare Ribs for starters. Appetizers range from $8 for Edamame to $18 for a Lobster Tempura Roll. The dumplings were about as good as they getâ€“fresh, lean, rich yet bright. The Spicy Tuna Roll with Thai Chili Mayo was well balanced and very good. If flash fried is your thing, you canâ€™t go wrong with the Shrimp Tempura roll. The Spare Ribs were a real treat. The tangy tamarind glaze made for a brighter experienceâ€“the tamarind molasses holding its own against the meaty ribs. We tried two entrees of six, which ranged in price from $25 for Thai Chicken to $35 for Fillet of Striped Bass. The Tuna Ching Chong Chew featured a seared square of good quality tuna steak, cooked exactly as we requested (which wasnâ€™t rare). It was served on a huge mound of stir-fired vegetables with seaweed noodles, baby corn, julienned peppers, onions and other veggies, in what appeared to be a sesame paste-based sauce. While some people

love this melange, it wasnâ€™t one of my favorites. While I loved the tuna, the stir-fry had too much going on, and the veggies had lost their crispness. The Fillet of Halibut offered a lighter option: melon-miso glazed halibut steak with a grind of pepper and a nice roasted â€œcrustâ€? on top. It was served with mild, herby bamboo rice, which is green and almost citrusy in flavor, and steamed baby bok choy that had clearly spent a moment on the grill, giving this mild vegetable some nice richness. For a young diner in our party, in addition to the spare ribs, we ordered the SauteĂŠd Spinach, served with sautĂŠed onions and topped with cashews. Other than the wonderful appetizers, that was probably my favorite dish â€“ well balanced, fresh, light. We also got a side of â€œForbidden Black Riceâ€? (black Vietnamese, I think) that had a sweet and sour fla-

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The 2010 Great Chefs Dinner brings together the East End’s top culinary names to honor Jeff Salaway, a widely respected and beloved restaurateur, and one of Hayground School’s co-founders. The 6th annual event will take place on Sunday, August 8, from 5 to 9 p.m., at Hayground School in Bridgehampton, and will benefit Jeff’s Kitchen and the Jeff Salaway Scholarship Fund. The affair kicks off with a cocktail party, featuring notable chefs Tom Colicchio (Craft Restaurants, Top Chef) and Josh Capon (Lure Fishbar), hors d’oeuvres of local bounty from top East End chefs, fine wine and a silent auction for $150 per person. Culinary talent at the cocktail party includes: Gerry Hayden and Claudia Fleming (North Fork Table & Inn), Cheryl Stair (Art of Eating), Sam Talbot (Surf Lodge, Top Chef), Kevin Penner (1770 House), Bryan Futerman (Foody’s), Jason Weiner (Almond), Tom Schaudel (A Mano), Christian Mir (Stone Creek Inn), Joseph Realmuto (Nick & Toni’s), Keith Luce (Hawkins and Luce), Steven Lewis (First Street Restaurant), Vittorio Assaf (Serafina East Hampton) and Matt Michel (Rolling in Dough Pizza Truck), with Joe Watson (Vine Wine Bar) providing specialty drinks. A VIP four-course seated dinner, headlined by Eric Ripert (Le Bernardin), Laurent Tourondel (Brasserie Ruhlmann), Marc Meyer (Cook Shop, Five Points, 100 Acres), Miche Bacher (Sacred Sweets) and Cavaniola’s Cheese Shop, will be served in Jeff’s Kitchen at 7 p.m. for $750 per person (includes cocktail party). The dinner will be paired with wines selected by the event Sommelier Joe Watson, sourced from Hayground School’s Slow Foods Greenhouse, and (continued on next page)

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2. Meanwhile cut individual sheets of foil large enough to enclose each fillet. Center fillets on the shiny side of the foil. Spoon a layer of sauce over the fish and fold down the edges so that the fillets are completely enclosed. Continue to complete the foil packets. 3. Bake in preheated oven for 8 minutes, then open the foil wrappers and bake for 2-3 minutes longer. Serve at once. SEA BASS CHINESE STYLE This simple fish preparation is traditional in many Chinese home kitchens. Serves 2 to 3 1 1/2 to 2 pound sea bass, gutted and cleaned with head and tail left on Coarse salt and freshly ground pepper 6 tablespoons peanut or canola oil one-inch knob of ginger, peeled and cut into matchsticks 1 to 2 tablespoons soy sauce 2 scallions, trimmed, rinsed and sliced on the diagonal

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1. Have fishmonger clean the fish as directed then rinse at home and dry well with paper towels. 2. Pour enough water in a wok to poach the fish. Bring to a boil, put in the fish and reduce heat to a brisk simmer. Cover the wok with a tight fitting lid. Poach the fish for 8-10 minutes. Test with chop stick for doneness. 3. While the fish is poaching, heat oil and ginger just to crisp the ginger. Keep warm. 4. When fish is done carefully remove from wok

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1. Rinse fillets and place in a shallow dish with milk to barely cover. 2. Melt 1 tablespoon butter with 1 tablespoon oil in a large non-stick skillet until hot. Meanwhile coat the fish with flour on both sides and season with salt and pepper. Saute one fillet at a time until well-browned, about 3 minutes on each side; do not crowd the pan. Add remaining butter and oil and when hot cook the second fillet as above. Transfer fillets to a platter, one layer deep, as they are done. 3. Stir lemon juice and parsley into the pan drippings and stir to mix over medium heat. Pour sauce over the fillets and top with slivered almonds. Serve at once with fresh spinach or broccoli.

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wine list, which will be expanded, already includes some niece offerings mostly from California. The place is off to a good start. I’d like to return in a few months after Coe has a chance to flex some culinary muscle. In the meantime, walk over from the train on Friday and detox from the city in a hip, friendly atmosphere with a drink and a table full of great appetizers, or a main course if you’re really hungry. Stay for the DJ and it will feel like you got an extra day on your weekend. Madame Tong’s Redeux 256 Elm Street Southampton, (631) 287-1400

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accompanied by musical guest Diane Birch. Children’s tickets cost $35 and include creative childcare by Hayground counselors and a separate dinner service. To reserve pre-sale tickets, call Donna Imbarrato at 327-0573 or email info@greatchefsdinner.org. Rugosa in East Hampton introduces a threecourse $30 dinner prix fixe from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Sun.–Thurs., and until 6:30 p.m. Fri. and Sat. Choose from clam and pea fricassee with littlenecks, cockles, snow and sugar snap peas in sorrel broth; grilled flat iron steak with bulgur wheat, oyster mushrooms, cipollini onion and red wine sauce; and roasted pineapple with coconut frangipane and coconut sorbet. Call 604-1550. Indian Wells Tavern in Amagansett introduces weekly summer specials Mon.–Wed. Monday features a $21 three-course prix fixe all night. Tuesday is Steak Night, with soup or salad, steak entrée and dessert for $26. Wednesday is Fajita Night, offering marinated skirt steak or chicken breast, grilled veggies, or a combination of chicken and steak fajitas for $17 and $7 margaritas. For further information call 267-0400.

By Silvia Lehrer Martha Stewart will be the honored guest at the James Beard annual Chefs & Champagne event on Saturday, July 24, on the sprawling grounds of the Wolffer Estate Vineyard in Sagaponack. This sumptuous tasting party and fundraiser features flowing champagne, a select group of award-winning chefs who will serve up their delectable culinary specialties, and the wines of Wolffer Estate. “All of us in the food world owe a great debt of gratitude to James Beard, who played such a vital role in establishing a serious culinary tradition in this country,” said Martha Stewart, founder of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc. “Like James Beard, I know what it takes to create a recipe, to use the very best products America has to offer and to put great food on the tables of all of our families. I am so happy to be recognized at this event which celebrates such great tradition.” Chefs & Champagne is considered the East End’s premier culinary event. A select group of top East End chefs will participate, along with several top culinary stars from all over the country. Chefs include: Mark Gerlach, Pastry Chef at Nick & Toni’s; Robbin Haas, Executive Chef at The Gulf Coast Kitchen by Robbin Haas at Montauk Yacht Club; and Jason Weiner, Executive Chef of Almond Restaurant. Funds raised will help to support the James Beard Foundation’s mission and programs, including the extensive library and archives of Beardiana.The Foundation will announce the recipient of the Christian Wolffer Scholarship at the event. Established in 2006, the scholarship fund supports students in their study of food and wine. A silent auction features once-in-a-lifetime fine dining experiences, wines and spirits, cookware and culinary travel packages. Specific auction items include:

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Jackson Browne’s Magic at Oceana Fundraiser By Susan Saiter A surreal magic overtook the Oceana benefit last Saturday night as Jackson Browne appeared in his bell bottom jeans and shoulder-length hair, and sang “Rock Me On the Water,” his hit, “Running on Empty,” and one he cowrote, “Take It Easy,” made famous by the Eagles. The mist drifting in from Mecox Bay mixing with the silvery drizzle from the sky added to Browne’s spell over the crowd, to the point where some might have been pinching themselves to remember that this was the 2010s, not the 1970s. The mission of Oceana, an organization formed to protect the world’s oceans, was prophetically addressed in Browne’s 1974 hit “Before the Deluge,” which got the audience excited as he sang the words, “Some of them were angry from the way the earth was abused.” The messages at the benefit, sung and spoken, were clear and urgent. Among them, stop using plastic bottles and shopping bags, outlaw and enforce laws against car and truck idling, and definitely in all caps—KILL THE DRILL. Referring to the April oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, Oceana Executive Vice-President and General Counsel James Simon said, “The simple lesson from this catastrophe is that we should stop drilling new oil wells. Instead, we should be building windmills for new energy sources. “Wind is infinite.” The benefit, which drew an elegantly-attired crowd to the expansive shingled Water Mill home of Andrew Zaro and Lois Robbins, co-hosts along with Sue Cohn

Rockefeller, drew other socialites and celebrities including Oceana board member Sam Waterston of “Law and Order,” and Ramona and Mario Singer of “The Real Housewives of NYC.” The setting for the party was straight out of the movie Sabrina, with crooners like Michael Bublé coming from speakers when Browne himself was not. Satin tablecloths in various shades of aqua had been chosen by decorator James Abel to pick up the water theme, but they never upstaged the real thing, beautiful Mecox Bay at dusk. The artistic centerpiece was a 3by-7-foot mural made out of recycled plastic bags by elementary students at the Benjamin Franklin International School, in collaboration with Browne’s longtime partner Dianna Cohen (in the past, he was romantically linked with many glamorous women, including fellow folk-rocker Joni Mitchell and controversially, as well, with actress Daryl Hannah). But Cohen said Browne, who besides being in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, was named 2008 Environmentalist of the Year by The Surf Industry Manufacturing Association, “has an amazing moral compass.” “Tacky” is what Cohen wants people to think of when they see plastic. She co-founded the Plastic Pollution Coalition, and has been turning plastic bags into art for 20 years. “I will not touch a plastic bottle to my lips,” she said. “People who are cool have stainless steel. We have an entire drawer full of them at home.” “Think about it,” Browne said. “You buy those plastic bottles for the convenience, not for the water. You’re

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SUNDAY, JULY 18 BOARDY BARN – Party from 4 to 8 p.m. Boardy Barn, 270 Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays, 631-728-9733. BUCKLEY’S – Happy hour 4 to 7 p.m. Buckley’s Inn, 139 W. Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays, 631-728-7197. FINN’S – Barbeque weekends 12 to 5 p.m., hot dogs, hamburgers, beer $3 each. Finn’s Restaurant, 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach, 631-998-3271. INDIAN WELLS – Happy hour 4 to 6 p.m. Indian Wells Tavern, 177 Main St., Amagansett, 631-267-0400. OASIS – Oasis Waterfront Restaurant and Bar, 3253 Noyac Rd., Sag Harbor, 631-725-7110. PIERRE’S – Sunday jazz with Vanessa Trouble 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Pierre’s Restaurant, 2468 Main St., Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Dan Bailey and Living Rhythm 10 p.m., $10. No cover. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., Amagansett, 631-267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – New Life Crisis 6 p.m., DJ Biggie. Tide Runners, 7 North Rd., Hampton Bays, 631-728-7373. WORLD PIE – Happy hour 5 to 6ish p.m. World Pie, 402 Montauk Hwy., Bridgehampton, 631-537-7999. ZIGGY’S – 2 for 1 margaritas. Ziggy’s, 964 Bridge/Sag Tpk., Bridgehampton, 631-537-6060. MONDAY, JULY 19 BUCKLEY’S – Happy hour 4 to 7 p.m. Buckley’s Inn, 139 W. Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays, 631-728-7197. INDIAN WELLS – Happy hour 4 to 6 p.m. Indian Wells Tavern, 177 Main St., Amagansett, 631-267-0400. PUBLICK HOUSE – Monday Night Madness Specials 7 p.m. to close. Happy hour 4 to 7 p.m. The Publick House, 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton, 631-283-2800. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Robert Frances 8 p.m., $10. No cover. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., Amagansett, 631-267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Jimmy Mazz. Tide Runners, 7 North Rd., Hampton Bays, 631-728-7373. WORLD PIE – Happy hour 5 to 6ish p.m. World Pie, 402 Montauk Hwy., Bridgehampton, 631-537-7999. ZIGGY’S – 2 for 1 margaritas. Ziggy’s, 964 Bridge/Sag Tpk., Bridgehampton, 631-537-6060. TUESDAY, JULY 20 BUCKLEY’S – Happy hour 4 to 7 p.m. Buckley’s Inn, 139 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays, 631-728-7197. INDIAN WELLS – Happy hour 4 to 6 p.m. Indian Wells Tavern, 177 Main Street, Amagansett, 631-267-0400. PIERRE’S – Jody Carlson trio 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Pierre’s Restaurant, 2468 Main St., Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. PUBLCK HOUSE – Happy hour 4 to 7 p.m. The Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, Southampton, 631-283-2800. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – “In the Round” hosted by Nancy Atlas 7 p.m., $10. ‘70s Party with Disco Sux 10 p.m., $10. No cover. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett, 631-267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Live music, call for details. Tide Runners, 7 North Rd., Hampton Bays, 631-728-7373. WORLD PIE – Happy hour 5 to 6ish p.m. World Pie, 402 Montauk Hwy., Bridgehampton, 631-537-7999. ZIGGY’S – 2 for 1 margaritas. Ziggy’s, 964 Bridge/Sag Tpk., Bridgehampton, 631-537-6060.

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WEDNESDAY, JULY 21 BEACH HUT – Mambo Loco performs Latin music 6 to 9:30 p.m. The Beach Hut, 1 Canal Rd., Hampton Bays, 631728-2988. BUCKLEY’S – Happy hour 4 to 7 p.m. Buckley’s Inn, 139 W. Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays, 631-728-7197. COPA – Live music. Copa, 95 School St., Bridgehampton, 631-613-6469. FINN’S – “INSANE” comedy show with George Gallo (Comedy Central) and Terry McNeely (Sirius Radio), hosted by Chris Davis 9:30 p.m., $15 advance/$20 door. Finn’s Restaurant, 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach, (continued on next page)

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Food / Dining

ALMOND - Critically acclaimed Bridgehampton institution offering seasonally-driven bistro fare at very un-Hamptons prices. Prix fixe nightly, Sunday kids special, Thursday bar special and daily plat du jours. Closed Wed. 631-537-8885. Almondrestaurant.com. BACKYARD RESTAURANT AT SOLE EAST - A local favorite for those in the know. Located on the beautifully landscaped grounds of Sole East Resort. Casual, Mediterranean-influenced menu incorporating the freshest local produce and daily catches. Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Poolside dining. Brazilian Bossa Nova brunches on Sundays and live entertainment. 90 Second House Rd., Montauk. 631-668-2105. Soleeast.com BLUE SKY MEDITERRANEAN LOUNGE - Appetizers, or “Small Plates,” include salads, shellfish, pizzetta and soup, ranging from $9 to $16. Main courses, ranging from $21 to $28, offer inventive fish and seafood dishes, pastas, chicken, lamb, veal – the works, and a nod to the Eastern Mediterranean with Moussaka. 63 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-1810. Menu at blueskysagharbor.com. BOBBY VAN’S - Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. ‘til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton, 631-537-0590. BREWSTERS SEAFOOD MARKET - Mon-Thurs, “Early Catch” menu, complete dinners $15. Two-Fer Tues, two lobsters (1 1/8) $25, includes 2 sides. Wed, Bucket Night, all shellfish buckets $12. Everyday special, Bucket of Corona & Steamed Shellfish $30. Open seven days. 252 Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays, 631-728-3474. Brewstersseafoodmarket.com. CAFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S - Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m., from noon to 3 p.m. serving a casual Italian-style menu. Excellent choices by Executive Chef Chip Monte. Check out the great late night bar scene. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-668-2345. CANAL CAFÉ - Be reminded of Cape Cod in the 1970s at this very casual waterfront eatery. Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar. Accessible by boat. Live music all summer. 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays, 631723-2155. CASA BASSO - Three-course prix fixe $25 every night. 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton, 631-288-1841. Casabasso.net. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM - Serving the best aged and marinated steak, the freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual warm atmosphere. Family-owned and operated since 1958. Open for lunch and dinner. Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-722-3292, or 1065 Franklinville Rd, Laurel, 631-298-3262. Elbowroomli.com. COPA - Wine bar and tapas restaurant. Open seven days a

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week, year round. Great late night bar scene with excellent appetizer selection. Private parties available. 95 School St., Bridgehampton, 631-613-6469. COOPERAGE INN - Special events including annual summer lobster clambake, live comedy and murder mystery dinner theater, and wine and beer dinners. Beautiful new bar and lounge with live music on weekends, Happy Hour 5-7 p.m. 2218 Sound Ave, Baiting Hollow, 631-727-8994. Cooperageinn.com. FARM COUNTRY KITCHEN - Serving Lunch and Dinner on the old Peconic River Reservations & Byob. Just a great summer night out. W. Main St., Riverhead, 631-369-6311. Farmcountrykitchen.net. GOLDBERG’S FAMOUS – Located in East Hampton, Southampton and Westhampton Beach, Goldberg’s has brought the best bagels, flagels, egg specials, signature salads and more to the Hamptons for 60 years. EH 631-329-8300, SH 631-204-1046, WHB 631-998-3878. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY - Espresso Bar, Bakery, Café, and Coffee Roastery. Full-service breakfast and lunch in Water Mill. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” 6 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to Green Thumb) and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach (Six Corners Roundabout at BNB). 631-726-COFE. Hamptoncoffeecompany.com. HARBOR BISTRO - New-American cuisine with French backbone, blended with hints of Asian and South American fare created by co-owner and executive chef Damien O’Donnell utilizing local purveyors. Extensive $29 prix fixe every night, 5 to 6 p.m.; all night at the bar. $19 three-course prix fixe Thursday to Sunday, 5 to 6 p.m. Spectacular waterfront sunset views nightly at 313 Three Mile Harbor-Hog Creek Road, East Hampton, 631-324-7300. Harborbistro.net. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN - New-American Cuisine with Mediterranean flair. Lunch and dinner daily, closed Tues. 370 Manor Ln., Jamesport, 631-722-0500. Jamesportmanor.com. THE JUICY NAMM - Open in Sag Harbor and East Hampton, serving organic juices, smoothies and high-vibration raw vegan cuisine. 51 Division St., Sag Harbor, 631-7253030, and 27 Race Lane, East Hampton, 631-604-5091. LA VOLPE RISTORANTE/ANTON’S BRICK OVEN PIZZERIA - Authentic Italian cuisine. Traditional recipes with a contemporary twist. $18 Lunch Prix Fixe 12-3 p.m., $12.99 Twilight Menu 4-6 p.m., Vintage Hour everyday at the bar 4-6 p.m. with complimentary bar bites. 611 Montauk Hwy, Center Moriches. Reservations 631-874-3819, Anton’s Take-out, 631-878-2528. LaVolpeRestaurant.net. LE SOIR RESTAURANT - Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts.

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631-998-3271. FINN’S – Wednesday pool and dart tournaments. Finn’s Restaurant, 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach, 631-998-3271. INDIAN WELLS – Happy hour 4 to 6 p.m. Indian Wells Tavern, 177 Main St., Amagansett, 631-267-0400. PHAO THAI KITCHEN – PTK Lounge “Employee Night,” DJ Chile, top-shelf mixed drinks $9, domestic and imported beer $5, weekly shot specials $5 10:30 p.m. to 2 a.m. Phao Restaurant, 29 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-7250101. PUBLICK HOUSE – Ladies Night. DJ Brian. DJ Govia 9:30 p.m. Happy hour 4 to 7 p.m. The Publick House, 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton, 631-283-2800. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Lauren Kinhan 8 p.m., $10. Karaoke with Harry 10 p.m., $5. No cover. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., Amagansett, 631-267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Steve Fredericks. Tide Runners, 7 North Rd., Hampton Bays, 631-728-7373. WORLD PIE – Happy hour 5 to 6ish p.m. World Pie, 402 Montauk Hwy., Bridgehampton, 631-537-7999. ZIGGY’S – 2 for 1 margaritas. Ziggy’s, 964 Bridge/Sag Tpk., Bridgehampton, 631-537-6060. THURSDAY, JULY 22 ANNONA – Live music, half-price bottles of wine. Annona, 112 Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach, 631-2887766. BACKYARD RESTAURANT –Soléé East Resort, 90 Second House Rd., Montauk, 631-668-2105. BAY BURGER – Open jazz session. 7 to 9 p.m. No cover. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Tpk., Sag Harbor. 631-8993915.

BLUE SKY RESTAURANT –Blue Sky Restaurant, 63 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-1810. BUCKLEY’S – Happy hour 4 to 7 p.m. Buckley’s Inn, 139 W. Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays, 631-728-7197. EAST HAMPTON BOWL – Ladies Night 7 p.m. to midnight. East Hampton Bowl, 71 Montauk Hwy., East Hampton. 631-324-1950. FINN’S – Ladies Night starts 10 p.m. Finn’s Restaurant, 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach, 631-9983271.FRESNO – Brazilian music, live bossa nova with Ludmilla Brazil 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. Fresno Restaurant, 8 Fresno Pl., East Hampton, 631-324-8700. GURNEY’S INN - Live music, beach fiesta and margaritas on the beach at Gurney’s Inn. Gurney’s Inn, 290 Old Montauk Hwy., Montauk. 631-668-2345. INDIAN WELLS – Happy hour 4 to 6 p.m. Indian Wells Tavern, 177 Main St., Amagansett, 631-267-0400. PHAO THAI KITCHEN –Karaoke. Phao Restaurant, 29 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-0101. PUBLICK HOUSE – Happy hour 4 to 7 p.m. The Publick House, 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton, 631-283-2800. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Ilo Ferreira 7 p.m., $35. Second Shift 10 p.m., $10. No cover. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., Amagansett, 631-267-3117. TIDE RUNNERS – Joe Aleque. Tide Runners, 7 North Rd., Hampton Bays, 631-728-7373. WORLD PIE – Happy hour 5 to 6ish p.m. World Pie, 402 Montauk Hwy., Bridgehampton, 631-537-7999. ZIGGY’S – 2 for 1 margaritas. Ziggy’s, 964 Bridge/Sag Tpk., Bridgehampton, 631-537-6060. E-mail all nightlife updates to events@danspapers.com or fax to 631-537-3330 by Friday at noon.

825 W. Montauk Hwy, Bayport, 631-472-9090. MUSE RESTAURANT & AQUATIC LOUNGE - NewAmerican Fare with Regional Flare. $29.95 three-course prix fixe offered ALL NIGHT, every night, except Friday & Saturday, when it is offered until 6 p.m. Live music on Thursdays. Private cooking classes & wine dinners with Chef Guiffrida available. Open Wed.-Sun., 5:30 p.m. Citarella Plaza, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill, 631-726-2606. 1 NORTH STEAKHOUSE – The hottest new restaurant with the best steaks in town. Tues. three-course prix fixe $24.95, Wed. two entrees & a bottle of wine $50, Thurs. Prime Rib Night, King & Queen Cut USDA Prime $24.95, Sun. Brunch 11a.m.-3 p.m. $19.95, Sun. nights are Martha Clara Nights, discounted bottles & VIP tastings. Open for lunch, Sat./Sun. Noon-4 p.m. Dinner Tue.-Thu. 5-10, Fri.-Sat. 5-11, Sun. 5-10. 631-594-3419. 1northsteakhouse.com. OLD MILL INN – Showcases local, seasonal ingredients, including fresh lobsters and oysters, priced for the times. Open for lunch and dinner, Wed.-Sun. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck, 631-298-8080. Theoldmillinn.net. ORCHARD AND VINE BAR AND RESTAURANT Offers contemporary American fare showcasing locally grown and farm fresh ingredients, fine spirits, outstanding wines and a casually elegant atmosphere. Dinner 6-11 p.m. Closed Tuesday. Lunch coming soon. 56 Nugent Street, Southampton, 631-377-3669. OSO AT SOUTHAMPTON INN and OUTSIDE @ OSO – Seasonally-driven, modern American fare with global influences, served indoors and outdoors. Open 7:30 a.m. daily for breakfast and lunch. Enjoy a la carte or prix fixe dinner Wed.Sun. Visit our Facebook page! 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631283-1166. Southamptoninn.com. PHAO THAI KITCHEN - Classic Thai barbecued beef, chicken satay, shrimp & vegetable summer rolls and wokcharred squid appetizers. 29 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-7250101. PIERRE’S - Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere. Open seven days. Brunch Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. PHILIPPE – Frequented by Paul McCartney, Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker – plays host to Hamptons VIPs. Best in Chinese Food (Zagat 2010) and Best of the Best (New York Magazine, 2007), gourmands can enjoy a $29 three-course prix fixe dinner, Sun.-Thurs. 44 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton, 631-907-0250. RACE LANE – An American restaurant with some continental asides. The modern building was designed by Norman Jaffe and the architect’s style is back. Guests can sit by the fire on couches with cocktails, such as the “Race Lane Shandy” ($9, Pilsner, St. Germain, club soda) or the “Torquay” ($14, gin, muddled cucumber and lemon served in a Prosecco float). Open year round at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton, 631324-5022. SEN RESTAURANT - The Hamptons “go-to” place for sushi/Japanese cuisine. Extensive sake list and great late night scene. Take out/full service catering. 23 Main St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-1774. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR - A modern American bistro. Open seven days, lunch & dinner. Great bar scene and even better food. This week’s specials include sautéed softshell crabs with lemon buerre blanc, roasted corn and tomato salad. Happy Hour Mon.-Fri., 5-7 p.m. Catering available & Full Take-out Menu. 26 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays, 631-723-2626. Squiretown.com. THAT LITTLE ITALIAN PLACE - Italian cuisine in the Heart of Greenport (across from Mitchell Park), enjoy views of the Harbor while enjoying authentically prepared meals, along with specialty drinks in the cool atmosphere! Serving lunch Fri.-Sun., Dinner Thurs.-Sun. Full menu available for take out, on- and off-premise catering. 110 Front St., Greenport, 631-477-6767. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK – Surf shack, bar and grill. Open at 11 a.m. for lunch and dinner. Weekend brunch at 10 a.m. Nachos, kabobs, Fat Boy burgers, hummus, salads, seafood, and coconut shrimp. Two-for-one margaritas all the time. Live music. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Tpk, Bridgehampton, 631-537-6060. Ziggybridgehampton.com.

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Day By Day

PICK OF THE WEEK

BENEFITS CHRIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH HAITIAN ART & HANDCRAFT SALE – reception 5 to 8 p.m., July 16, sale 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., July 17 and 9 a.m. to 2 p.m, July 18, 200 original paintings, silk scarves, jewelry and iron sculpture, to benefit the Vassar Haiti Project. Upper Parish Hall, Hampton and E. Union St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0128 or projects.vassar.edu/haiti. HAMPTONS SOCIAL SERIES – 9 p.m., July 16, dinner and music, proceeds benefit Help For Orphans International. Lily Pond, 44 Three Mile Harbor Rd., East Hampton. Hamptonsocialseries.com. LIONESS CLUB OF THE HAMPTONS GIANT GARDEN SALE – 8 a.m. to 3 p.m., July 17, a volunteer organization supporting the community and the blind. North Sea Community Center, 130 Noyac Rd., Southampton. 631-728-3660. SOUTHAMPTON ANIMAL SHELTER CAR WASH – 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., July 17, in conjunction with grand opening of Sunation Solar Systems. 2 Montauk Hwy, Southampton. 631-750-9454. EAST END HOSPICE BOX ART AUCTION – 4:30 p.m., July 17, silent and live auction, reception. Hoie Hall at St. Luke’s, 18 James Ln., East Hampton (Live auction at Ross School). 631-288-8400. Eeh.org. BAY STREET THEATRE “ROCK THE DOCK” GALA – SEE PICK OF THE WEEK ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 4 to 7 p.m., July 18, reception featuring greeting cards and prints by Cheti Senadhira, a student at the Maryland School for the Deaf, refreshments/wine provided, proceeds will go to hearing aids for deaf children in Sri Lanka. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. Kramorisgallery.com. FARMER’S MARKETS BRIDGEHAMPTON – 3 to 6:30 p.m. Fridays. Hayground School, 151 Mitchell’s Ln. 631-987-3553. Haygroundfarmersmarket.com. EAST HAMPTON – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Fridays through Oct. 1. Nick and Toni’s parking lot, 136 N. Main St. Rain or shine. 631-725-9133. EASTPORT – 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturdays through Oct. 30. Hamlet Green, between Eastport Luncheonette and

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BAY STREET THEATRE “ROCK THE DOCK” GALA – 6 p.m., July 17, hosted by Mario Cantone, cocktails, tapas or sit-down dinner, live music, dancing, and live and silent auctions. Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. $500 each/$5000 table of 10, for sit-down dinner. $2800 lounge seating for eight. 631-725-0818. Baystreet.org.

Gianfranco Hair Studio, Montauk Hwy. 631-801-2505. MONTAUK – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Thursdays. Therese School, S, Etna Ave. RIVERHEAD – 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Thursdays. Next to the aquarium, East Main St. SAG HARBOR – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturdays through Halloween. Marine Park, Bay St. SOUTHAMPTON – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Sundays through Oct. 10, except holidays. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln. Southamptonchamber.com. WESTHAMPTON – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturdays through Nov. 85 Mill Rd. 631-288-3337. Whbcc.org. THURSDAY, JULY 15 HAMPTONS GREEK FESTIVAL – 4 to 11 p.m. today, Fri. and Sat., noon to 9 p.m. Sun., traditional Greek food and pastries, children’s rides and games, wine tasting, music. 917-859-5594. TWILIGHT THURSDAY – 5 to 8 p.m. live music. Winery Tasting Room, Wolffer Vineyard, 139 Sagg Rd., Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. FILM SHOWING – 7 p.m., Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, with commentary and discussion by John Erman, a film director and producer. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-2830774. Myrml.org. OPERA IN CINEMA – 7:30 p.m., screening of Mozart’s The Abduction from the Seraglio at Gran Theatre del Liceu in Barcelona. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., Southampton. $20. 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org. MIDSUMMER’S NIGHT MUSIC – 8 p.m., French and Russian Masterpieces with Mikhail Simonya, violin, and Weiyin Chen, piano. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. $25/$23. 631-324-4050. Guildhall.org. FIFTH OF JULY – Lanford Wilson’s Broadway hit about America during the Vietnam War. Shows 8 p.m. Tues. through Sat., 7 p.m. Sun., matinees Weds. 2 p.m. and Sat. 4 p.m., throughout July. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. $55/$65. 631-725-9500. Baystreet.org. FRIDAY, JULY 16 HAMPTONS INSTITUTE – through July 18, weekend symposium of ideas that shape the community and world. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. $20 gen. admission per panel/$5 students and educators. Sponsorship/donation packages available, with VIP dinner and lunch. Tickets: 631-324-4050, ovationtix.com or theatermania.com. More info and schedule: 631-324-0806. Guildhall.org. SUNSET FRIDAY – 5 p.m. to sunset, live music, Wolffer Wine Stand, 3312 Montauk Hwy, Sagaponack. 631537-5106. OUTDOOR MOVIE – 7:30 p.m., Steven Spielberg’s Jaws (1975). Bring a chair, blanket and picnic. Silas Marder Gallery, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. 631-702-2306 or silasmarder.com. HOUSE & GARDEN TOUR – 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., showcasing homes and landscapes in Westhampton Beach, Quiogue and Quogue. Westhampton Beach PAC, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. $100 tour & lunch/$75 tour. 631-288-1500. Whbpac.org. FILMS AT PARRISH – 8 p.m., screening of It Don’t Pay to be an Honest Citizen (1984). Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., Southampton. $7/$5. 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org. MUSIC FESTIVAL OF THE HAMPTONS – 8 p.m., pianist William Hobbs plays Chopin, Schumann and more. Wolffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Rd., Sagaponack. $25. 631-537-5106. Musicfestivalofthehamptons.com. DIANE BIRCH – 8:30 p.m., young newcomer singersongwriter performs. Westhampton Beach PAC, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. $35/$25/$15. 631-288-1500. Whbpac.org. SATURDAY, JULY 17 BASTILLE DAY CELEBRATION – All day, feel free to dress accordingly with costume d’epoque. Pierre’s, 2468 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. Pierresbridgehampton.com. HIKE – 9 to 11 a.m., meet on Sebonac Rd. by the kiosk/map, Southampton, for a hilly 2.5-mile hike. 631726-7503. Southamptontrails.org.

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East End Hospice Box Art Auction By Kim Palmer This Saturday, The East End Hospice will hold its 10th Annual Box Auction benefit. The Auction preview was held July 14, and will continue through July 15. The Silent Auction and Reception will be held at 4:30 p.m. on Saturday, July 17, followed by a Live Auction at 6 p.m., conducted by Monte Farber. The Box Art Auction was conceived a decade ago by David Porter, a 17-year East End Hospice Board member and artist, and his wife Marion. Porter combined his love for art and his passion for the work the Hospice does for the community to create this unique benefit auction. The couple approached over 100 well-known artists and asked them to create an interesting, fun and unusual work of art out of a small cigar box to be auctioned off to benefit East End Hospice. After the success of the first year, the auction is still going strong 10 years later. Currently, local cigar shops donate the boxes and participating artists create their works of art on them, using various media. This year’s auction has approximately 85 participating artists, each submitted one piece of cigar box artwork. Many are returning artists, such as April Gornik (also a member of the honorary committee), John and Linda Capello, Mary Antczak, Bill Kiriazis and Stephanie Reit. All of the artists are exclusively invited to participate,

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FILMS AT PARRISH – 8 p.m., screening of Funny Business (2009). Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., Southampton. $7/$5. 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org. FRIDAY, JULY 23 MUSIC AT BRIDGE GARDENS – 6 p.m., The Bridgehampton School Marimba Band. Bring a blanket, chair and picnic. $10/$20 for family of four. Bridge Gardens, 26 Mitchell Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7440. Peconiclandtrust.org. OUTDOOR MOVIE – 7:30 p.m., George Roy Hill’s Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969). Bring a beach chair, blanket and picnic. Silas Marder Gallery, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. 631-702-2306 or silasmarder.com. CROSSROADS MUSIC SHOWCASE – 8 p.m., with Mr. No-Shame. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. $20/$18/$10 (under 21). 631-324-4050. Guildhall.org. MY SON THE WAITER, A JEWISH TRAGEDY – 8 p.m., with Brad Zimmerman, part theater, part stand-up. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. $35. 631725-9500. Baystreet.org. ONGOING ART CLASSES – July and August, Drawing & Painting classes, Montauk Artist Association. The Depot Gallery, Railroad Station, Mtk. $15. 631-668-5955. CLASSIC CARS ON THE RIVERFRONT – Every Thursday night, bring your classic car or view others. Main St. Riverfront, Riverhead. 631-727-0048. FREE YOGA – weekends through July 31, see website for schedule and sign-up: Prevention.com/studio. 85 Jobs Ln, Southampton. HAMPTONFLEA – 9 a.m. Fridays, antique show. Georgica Creek, 332 Montauk Hwy, Wainscott. 631-5370333. Hamptonflea.com. HAMPTONS COLLEGIATE BASEBALL – See website for season schedule of local teams: Hamptonsbaseball.org. THE ART BARGE – Art classes for all ages, through September. 631-267-3172. Theartbarge.com. MONTAUK PLAYHOUSE – Weekly schedule of sports, yoga, open gym etc. 631-668-1124. RUMMAGE SALE – 9 a.m to noon on Saturdays, rain or shine. Cash only. Montauk Community Church, 850 Montauk Hwy. Donations taken daily in shed behind church, no large furniture. Montaukcommunitychurch.org.

Box art by Karl Vermandois, Gabrielle Raacke, and Hans Van de Bovenkamp (left to right) and most will attend the Preview and/or Auction. Approximately 20 boxes will be included in the live auction, and the remaining 65 or so will be included in the silent auction. In the past, boxes have been sold for between $250 and $6,000. In addition to the auctions, wine and hors d’oeuvres will be served at a reception and Courtney Ross will be honored with a special award for her generosity to the Hospice over the last 10 years. The Honorary Committee will also be present, including notable figures such as Sheldon Harnick, Alec Baldwin, Mercedes Ruehl, Edward Albee and Arlene and Alan Alda. When asked what has made the auction so successful, Auction Committee member Theresa Murphy commented, “definitely the artist’s participation and wide variety of original boxes auctioned.” The auctions and reception will be held at The Ross School Center for Well Being, 18 Goodfriend

Dr., East Hampton. Admission $60 (includes wine and hors d’oeuvres). All proceeds will benefit the East End Hospice. If you are not able to attend the auction, but would still like to bid on a box, you can view the boxes online at eeh.org/boxart10.html and submit an absentee bid over the phone or fax. For more information on the event or absentee bidding, call Theresa Murphy at 631-288-7080 or e-mail tmurphy@eeh.org. The East End Hospice is a New York State Certified Hospice serving Brookhaven, Riverhead, Southold, Shelter Island, Southampton and East Hampton. The organization provides home health care, with short-term hospital stays when needed. The team of health professionals and volunteers design an individual plan of care that may include social work, nutritional counseling, therapy (physical, occupational, speech, etc.), medication and medical supplies, and bereavement counseling.

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Letters DISREGARDING THE WILL OF PEOPLE! Dear Editor, In late April a friend of mine saw a notice posted on a tree at Camp Blue Bay, a Girl Scout Camp, on Three Mile Harbor Road in Springs, stating that there would be a meeting of the Planning Board on May 12 to review a petition by Verizon (another BP) to erect a cell tower at the camp. There was another small notice on Three Mile Harbor Road. The erection of the tower had been proposed five years earlier, but with Democrats in power it languished. Now, with the business friendly Republicans at the helm, it was suddenly resurrected. With what little time we had to prepare, we managed to print up some simple material that explained the dangers of cell towers, plus the letter those who lived adjacent to the tower had received, and handed out a few of these. On the night of May 12 we witnessed Wilkinson and his sidekick attempt to pressure the board members to speed up their work. A few members of the board tried to explain the nature of the business of the planning board and why it must take its time, though chairmen Lyke remained silent. They left in a huff. Next the matter of the cell phone tower was discussed. I was taken aback by the amount of people who spoke opposing the tower. A barrage of men in suits led by a Mr. Amato, and representing Verizon, brought pictures, maps, and plans—plus their resumes; not one lived in East Hampton. Our side rebutted, but deciding these men in suits meant business we devised a plan to get busy and go door to door with petitions. Though I walked my neighborhood on a lovely Saturday in the early evening, and then again on an equally beautiful Sunday, I was unable to get the amount of signatures I would have liked…not for lack of houses, but because in early May the second homeowners simply aren’t here and, of course, unless they lived very close to the deadly tower, they did not receive a letter. We managed a mere 46 names, and in perusing the file in the Planning Board Office, there were other letters against it, with only two in favor. Completing the ramming of this proposal through the board, on June 9 the tower was approved. The Chairman said that it seemed to him it was a question of “not in my backyard” (wish it was). The board members voted according to party lines–Republicans for business and Democrats for the environment, but what a disgrace to completely disregard the will of the people. Wait, I thought that’s what democracy was all about–the people’s will, and not about running roughshod over what the community thinks will serve its needs, not the needs of some outside company. Shame on the Girl Scouts, willing to risk the health and well-being of children! Oh, what whores will do for money! Since there are more planned for this area, BEWARE THE NEXT ONE WILL BE NEXT DOOR TO YOU. Sincerely, Phyllis I. Mallah East Hampton Via e-mail If nobody lets anybody do anything near them, nothing happens. –DR GLOBAL SCALE CATASTROPHE! Dear Dan, Insiders and experts on the Gulf oil disaster agree that at the present level of technology British Petroleum is unable to stop the gushing of 40,000 barrels of oil a day. This could be a catastrophe on a global scale. Our oceans might never be the same within our lifetime and beyond. We should have learned by now that big corporations driven by unbridled greed can be just as stupid as any individual human being.

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The choice is clear, and so are the consequences. If we don’t transition off of oil, the next disaster is just a matter of time, and it might deliver the final blow that will spell our doom as a species. Sincerely, T. Phalieros East Hampton Via e-mail Unfortunately, nobody in charge acts on this info. –DR OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! Dear Dan, I have been watching the oil hearings. If you ask me, this guy Hayward, the Chief Executive Officer of BP, is a lying dog. He should go to jail as long as it takes us to clean up the mess. He and his company put the world at risk for money. A greedy bunch of people, for sure. BP had 760 violations, while all of the other companies put together only had 7 or 8. Sounds like they had a friend at the regulator’s office. That should be checked too. I think we could find a place in jail for that person also. I get sick every time I see the birds in the oil. Enough is enough, let’s make them pay and give jail time to the CEO’s. PJ Doodah is the guy looking out for the little guy, whoever he is! PJ thinks the little guy is the guy buying the fuel. Let’s make them pay and pay and pay...they have over a trillion dollars so they can well afford to make this thing right. “Good luck, Tony.” Dan, you sit by the beach and write your articles and books, how much writing could you do if the oil was lapping at your feet? PJ Doodah (the little person’s friend) Florida Via e-mail Hayward steamed off in his yacht. –DR

NO ONE CARES ABOUT US AND OUR CRAFTS Dear Dan, This is my third letter this year but nobody seems to care about this problem. Two years ago Southampton Town built a ramp and a floating dock for kayakers and canoers to launch their crafts on the Peconic River in the Southampton part of Riverhead. At that time, I and many other concerned citizens called Town Hall and told them that the dock was too high to launch small watercrafts. An engineer from the town looked at the dock and agreed with us that it should be about six inches above the water and not eighteen inches. The floating dock has never been used. Paddlers keep using an easement just south of it to put their kayaks into the water. It is a very grungy spot, not a beautiful ramp and dock that was professionally built (seems like a waste of thousands of dollars). Also, there is a tree in the water by the put-in spot. It impedes boat traffic flow. Can the tree be cut down or trimmed so it doesn’t interfere with paddlers? One more problem: the Southampton Town parking lot by the river by the above mentioned floating dock–the town put in two beautiful blacktop handicap parking spaces. Next to the blacktop spaces and the rest of the parking lot, there is large bluestone gravel. A person with a handicap can get out of his car, but he can’t go past the blacktop. He or she can’t use a wheelchair on the big gravel. It is also difficult to use a kayak dolly to wheel your kayak to the previous mentioned (unusable) floating dock. Can you look into this matter and perhaps help to have the floating dock reconstructed to a usable height? Thank you for your assistance. Jim Dreeben Riverhead Via e-mail Oh my. - DR

Police Blotter Unbelievable A man at a restaurant in East Hampton threw a glass at a woman’s face after she threw a drink in his. The man got wet; the woman got a bloody face. Security at the restaurant detained the man outside until police arrived and he was arrested. The woman explained to police that she threw the drink in the man’s face because he would not stop hugging her and she was feeling smothered. Bad Babysitter A man who took his friend’s two sons to the beach, and often looks after them, drew the attention of police after he left the two tots alone at the beach and then came back to find them missing. The boys, 6 and 9, were marching back to their house when a bystander saw them and turned them over to authorities. The man said that after he left to pick up garbage on the beach for less than an hour, he returned to find the boys missing and began frantically looking for them. The man, who said he treats the kids as if they were his own, stated he was upset for being made out to look like a monster after the boys had run off. I have to say, it doesn’t look good from a public relations perspective, but my instincts are telling me that this guy wasn’t overly irresponsible. Driving Into Oncoming Traffic After being observed driving into oncoming traffic, a woman was pulled over by police in Montauk and arrested after it was clear to the officer that she had been drinking and was intoxicated. The

woman, who is 23, threw a temper tantrum and started crying, and refused to take a Breathalyzer. Say goodbye to your driver’s license. Just kiss it goodbye. Hasta la vista. Flatulence At the movie theater in Southampton, two moviegoers almost went to fisticuffs after one of them continued to release gas. An angry moviegoer yelled at the man, who then deliberately released a few tunes from his natural horn. The fight was broken up on its own and no police were involved. However, it was really, really hilarious. In Case This Has Happened to You A man in East Hampton reported that his email had been hacked and a new e-mail address was added to his account, as well as a new phone number added to his cell phone. After that, he started to receive phone calls from friends and family who were asking him if he was okay and if he really needed $2,250. They had received an email that read that he was in trouble and needed the money. This scam has been going on for a while now and actually happened to a person here in this office as well, so steer clear of e-mails that request money on behalf of a friend of yours and report them to police. By David Lion Rattiner

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Southampton & Bridgehampton

Body Therapy by Tom Lawson

Sports Massage and Stretching

NOW OPEN SUNDAYS

Beauty

Massage Therapy

Maximize Your Potential!

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Lauren Matzen, MAc

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Acupuncture

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-IND "ODY3PIRIT%NTERTAINMENT Tennis/Golf

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B Ready Foods

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Catering

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Get in Shape with Cardio Tennis

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Limo Services

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Grand Opening in Bridgehampton

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Personal Yoga Training by Tara Bikram Certified Instructor

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%NTERTAINMENT$ESIGN'OING'REEN Party Services

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Slides

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877-PARTY-J1 877-727-8951

631-589-6999

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Professional Wait Staff â€˘ Bartending â€˘ Grilling

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BAND FOR HIRE

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call Lisa - 631.742.5890

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our 29th year

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www.TheHamptonBalloon.com

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Having Family & Friends Over? Call One of Danâ€™s Service Directories & Treat Yourself to Some Help

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Photography/Video

portrait, weddings, interior, art photography

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Commercial Photography â€˘ Portfolios â€˘ Portraiture â€˘ Fashion â€˘ Fine Art

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Whip Rides

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Beautiful Truck Rides

Waterslides

Party Services/Music

Silver Platter Service, Inc.

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To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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'OING'REEN(OME3ERVICES Audio/Home Theater

HAMPTONS

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Air Conditioning/Heating

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Animal Waste Removal

Deadline

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ALL OF

Chimneys

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24 Hour â€˘ 7 Days SERVICE

CHIMNEY & MASONRY REPAIRS NEW BRICK & BLOCK CHIMNEYS 10 POINT CHIMNEY INSPECTION ROOF & GUTTER REPAIRS Licensed â€˘ Insured

Since 1984

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1193833

Awnings

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WE ALSO PICK UP DEER POOP / DEER DETERRENTS

Awnings

Fax (631)648-7480

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Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

SMART SWEEP TECHNOLOGY

SERVING

Crown Victoria & 7 -8 passenger minivans

516.658.8523

Animal Waste Removal

GSS10000

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5pm Wednesday

Car Service

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www.NpcCarpentry.com

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631-734-2827

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Mildew & Mold Remediation / Testing

Carpentry

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631-495-6826

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Basements WWW.MILDEWBUSTERS.COM

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631-653-1987

HOME ELECTRONICS

Basements

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Audio/Home Theater

631-878-2200

43402-H

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631-553-5589

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To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME3ERVICES Cleaning

Cleaning

Closets

Construction

THE CARPET CLEANER OF THE HAMPTONS

ERICLEAN

We Don’t Don’t Cut Corners Corners We We Clean Them

• Truck Mounted Steam Cleaning lstery • Carpet • Uphol Upholstery • Tile & Grout Like New • Area Rugs • Silk • Wool • Car,RV & Boat Rugs • Powerwashing Bonded

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631-331-3730 cell 631-294-9627

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FREE ESTIMATES. Helen & Carlos: 631-741-1762 Fax: 631-369-9808

Cleaning Solutions •Commercial & Residential

Wilma’s

631-830-2589

eastenddeck.net

Powerwashing

• Spring Cleanings • Summer Openings • Year Round, Seasonal, Monthly, Weekly

631-553-9550 1316495

LongIslandClosetDesign.com

MYRICK

Cleaning Solutions

1193724

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• Carpet, Wood Vinyl Tile & Stone Cleaning

COMPUTER PROBLEMS?

• Property Management

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631.384.4258

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631-698-4913 888-666-1496 1323378

East End Since 1982

SH+EH Licensed & Insured

631-287-9277

erine’s Cleaning Cath

Decks

www.southamptonhandyman.com

Our advertisers renew their Service Directory ads year after year.

Decks

EXPERT HOUSE WASHING & POWER WASHING

Ass seenn onn . . .

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Serving High End Homes on the East End

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516-381-2226

catherinescleaning.com

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or visit

Closets

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Commercial & Residential

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Hygienic Cleaning Services

Area Rug/Upholstery Cleaning Specialists

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631-830-2589

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631-567-2277

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•Power washing •Concrete Floor Coatings •Basement Clean ups

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To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME3ERVICES Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

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Deck Replacement • Deck Resurface • Deck Repair

HARDWOOD

FLOORING

Full Service Electrical Contracting

New Home/Renovation Installation • Lighting Systems Smart Home Controls • Generators

Residential/Commercial Solar Installations LED Lighting

M.R.C.

ELECTRICAL C O N T R AC TO R S

Cedar • Mahogany • Ipe • TimberTech® Premier Installer ELECTRICAL SERVICES

Driveways

NEW WORK • CUSTOM LIGHTING 24-HOUR EMERGENCY SERVICE SERVING THE EAST END FOR OVER 20 YEARS LIC. OWNER OPERATED INS.

631 287-2768

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631-728-1442

Powerwashing

Duct Cleaning

#1 Deck Builder on the East End

PICK UPS & DELIVERIES HANDYMAN E WATCHING HOUSE AIRPORT T RUNS WE A CCEPT CREDIT CARDS

631-897-5146

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GO GREEN!

Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday Driveways

Residential • Commercial

ROBERTS ASPHALT CO. INC. Oil & Stone Driveway Specialist

Environmental

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Lic./ Ins.

For Emergencies Call:

631-254-0082

W W W. S O L O I R O N W O R K S . C O M

Inc.

Expert Sanding, Refinishing, Staining, Bleaching, Installation & Repair

All Work Guaranteed

Free Estimates Also Available Sat & Sun

ReliableWoodFlooring.com (9663)

631-734-Wood 631-236-7086

Topp Floor FLOORING & RENOVATION

American Craftsmen Over 15 years experience

DO IT "THE SHEA WAY"

The best preparation, ultra-smooth surface, & long lasting finish

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B.N.B.

BUILDERS OF CUSTOM DRIVEWAY GATE SYSTEMS

Electricall Contractors

LIC.

Reliablee

Wood d Flooring

Aluminum - Brass - Steel Specializing in: Pipe Rail - Glass Rail Wrought Iron - Spirals - Estate Gates

LIC # 3842ME

631-475-1906 • RobertsAsphalt@aol.com

Licensed & Insured

Solo Iron Works Ltd.

williamjsheaelectric.com

631-399-2033

• Free Estimates SERVING THE EAST END FOR 49 YEARS!

631-283-0008

Fences/Railings

631-668-1600

• Residential and Commercial • All Phases of Custom Electrical Work • 24 Hr. Emergency Service

S.H. LIC. L002553

Fences/Railings

24-hr Emergency Service

• True Dust Containment • Polplaz Finish, • WidePlank Floors,

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SERVING THE HAMPTONS FOR 30 YEARS

Blacktop Driveways/Parking Areas Custom Masonry, Cobblestone & Paving Stone New Construction and Resurfacing Free Estimates Family Owned & Operated For Over 36 Years 1193792

Lic. # 22186-H

1316488

631-569-2667 631-455-1905

William J. Shea ELECTRIC

Liscensed & Insured

Driveways

(East End)

BAYSHORE WOOD FLOORS INC.

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Delivery/Courier

(Central Suffolk)

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Oil Tank

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Installations

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Lic# 43698-H

287-6060 (631)324-6060

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16 Years + Experience

Lic.

(631)

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Fast Professional Service • No Job to Small

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by Kozy

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Lic# 39265H

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To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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100s of styles & colors

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(OME3ERVICES Home Improvement ISHED TOUC IN

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Commercial/Residential

Liscensed/Insured

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New Construction & Renovation

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U CT SWeTR Service ION ONeach Project

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Hamptons Quality Kitchen Cabinets

www.coastalcaretakers.com | 888.828.6278

SERVING

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SERVING LONG ISLAND SINCE 1989

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CHARLES R. AHRENS OWNER OPERATED 516.819.6358 Licensed / Insured

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by J I M

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cell 516.449.1389 office 631.324.2028

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“Trust the World’s biggest name in Home Improvements”

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Kitchen/Baths

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Custom Homes & Renovations Construction & Estate Management

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CARPENTRY I

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631-766-7131

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631-680-9953

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For Information: 631.744.0214

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LIC # SHL002693

• P RUNING • HYDROSEEDING • THATCHING • P OWER WASHING

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LAWN C UTS STARTING AT $25!

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FAMILY OWNED & OPERATED

Comm. Res.

Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990

631-909-2753 631-377-9279

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Lic. Ins.

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Marine Services

Shore Line

BULKHEADING Your local Dock Builder and Marine Contractor From Refacing & Repair to New Construction

All phases of bulkheading, piers, floating docks...

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631-723-3190

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631-456-1752

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Licensed and Insured

Beach Grass

• Sea Shore Planting Specialist • Bluff Stabilization • Dune Restoration • Native Planting • Landscape & Garden Installation •Hydroseeding

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www.hlicorp.com

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FACTORY CERTIFIED 18 YRS. EXPERIENCE

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631-734-5767

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Cell:631-831-7634

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(OME3ERVICES Masonry/Stone/Tile

Moving/Storage

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Mold Inspection

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Ricci

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IF IT’S MOLD, CALL A CERTIFIED EXPERT AND

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631.873.5098 • Mold/Fungi Investigating And Consulting • Air Sampling For Testing And Analyzing of Fungi And Other Airborne Pollutants • Mold/Fungi Remediation LIC # 1177-RE 1039-RP

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631-588-5885

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631-728-9090

Sincee 1986

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Free Estimates

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631-907-4179 631-329-0099

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email: liquidsidingny@aol.com

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631-242-1111

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IN ANY COLOR

PARTNER

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FULLY INSURED • REFERENCES FREE ESTIMATES SINCE 1978

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Interior • Exterior • Powerwashing Staining • Tile • Ceramic • Marble

Professional Grade Epoxy Flooring

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7 days a week at

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NO SHORT CUTS 631.569.4515

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Lic. & Ins. • Lic#36604H • Lic#36605CP

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Residential - Commercial - Condos

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1323425

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INTERIOR / EXTERIOR

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professional, well organized, great work ethic, a self starter and team player. Customer Service is Paramount! Applicant must be a very positive person with great energy. Salary: $18/hour plus benefits. The person we hire will earn percentage of sale after 6 months. Person may work 6 or 8 hour days and still receive benefits. Job Ref #79 Established full service Landscape firm in Southampton seeks full-time Operations Manager to oversee and manage residential Landscaping, irrigation & hardscape installation. Individual must be knowledgeable in materials, ordering materials, crew supervision, project completion times and process of completion

for both small and large scale projects. Solid employment track record, formal education within the green industry and clean driving record. Bilingual a plus. Hereâ€™s your chance to join a growing organization with a future career path. Job ref #80 Southampton Landscape Company is looking for a parttime person for shop maintenance. Candidate will have experience working with large commercial mowers and other small engine landscaping equipment. Ability to sharpen blades, change oil, etc. and general upkeep and organization of the shop. Flexible hours and work schedule. Retirees welcome. Job ref #81 UntappedAbility is

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Automotive

NEW FROM PATIO.COM; 5 LocustValleyAntiques.com OUTDOOR LOUNGE CHAIR CUSHIONS orange multi stripe Pets 23" x 85". $500. Original price $250 each. (917)592-1126 ALUNAKO DOG TRAINING Obedience/ Behavioral. Pianos- Summer rentals/ sales. Montauk to Manhattan. All kinds. Steinway, Yamaha. (917)327-4139 Player pianos. Clearance Sale. JAGUAR XK8 2001 Summer PianoBarn Mike 631-726-4640 German Shepherd Puppies for crusin'! 2 dr., Mint Cond., Steinway Grand Piano excellent Sale pure bred Blk./ tan, males Convertible, Indigo Blue, 27K condition, must sell. $19,000. & females AKC papers, Vet miles, single owner, used as health certificate, Parents have Hampton weekend car. $16,200. Call Mike (631)726-4640 excellent hips OFA certified. Im- Serious inquiries only. Call Steinway Piano 1902 concert pressive Lineage. 631-821-0614 (516)532-2469 for appt. grand, excellent condition. Must sell. $45k or best offer. Will conMercedes 450 SL Roadster Pets Lost/Found sider even trade for 6' or 7' 1980 with two roofs Mileage: FOUND: Very sweet cat. Black Grand. Peter (212)473-6702 82,122 miles, 8- Cyl. The car with white feet and nose. Near TRAMPOLINE for sale. Like heliport on Meadow Lane in was purchased from a Florida car owner last year. Running excelnew 15 foot AirMaster with Southampton. Obvious pet. lent, retractable soft top plus safety netting & ladder. Asking Phone (917) 415-8599. metal roof, working AC, auto$550. Assembly available, matic with automatic windows, additional fee. (914)589-9792 Legal Notices doors, cruise control, radio, exYamaha C1 Piano; white Concellent leather upholstery. In a Legal Notice #481020 servatory Classic Collection Notice of Formation of Three good running condition perfect grand piano with bench. Mint Brothers' Ranch LLC, a limited for Hamptons. Call for more condition, stunningly elegant, liability company. Articles of Or- questions or e-mail. $8900. $6,900. Call (631)834-1440 ganization filed with the Secre- (917)846-3130. tary of State of the State of New zatsdds@gmail.com. Merchandise Wanted York (SSNY) on 5/19/2010. OfMERCEDES BENZ ML320 Long Standing Collector wishes fice located in Suffolk County. 1998. 102,000 miles, silver with SSNY has been designated for to expand collection of guns, sun roof. Excellent condition. swords. Cash paid. Free apprai- service of process. SSNY shall Complete service record mail a copy of any process sals. Instant decisions. Strictly available. $7,000. confidential. Lloyd served against the LLC to c/o (631)283-8698 David Sokolin, 176 Redwood 631-325-1819 Rd., Sag Harbor, NY 11963. PurMGB 1978 body in good shape, pose: any lawful purpose chrome wire wheels, needs carTag/Yard/Estate Sale buretor, not running. $2,950. Legal Notice #481035 Notice of Formation of Brother's (917)520-2380 EA ST HA M PT O N Ranch LLC, a limited liability 68 Woods Ln. company. Articles of OrganizaSELLING or TRADING tion filed with the Secretary of Large Estate Sale Your Car, Truck, SUV? State of the State of New York 18th Century Furniture, (SSNY) on 4/1/2010. Office loLibrary, Paintings, Antique Sell Fast Easy! Call For cated in Suffolk County. SSNY Accessories, Fine Glass Free Price Quote. has been designated for service Ware, Decorations. $500 to $25,000. of process. SSNY shall mail a We come to YOU copy of any process served Friday 7/16, 10am- 3pm. since 1972! against the LLC to c/o David Saturday 7/17, 9am-3pm. Purchased Thousands of Smydo, Box 231, BridgehampSunday 7/18, 10am-2pm. Vehicles in the Hamptons! ton, NY 11932. Purpose: any Details at: lawful purpose. Call Jeff Winter www.longislandtagsales.net (516)729-9304 Automotive NYS Dealer # 7017608 ESTATE/ HOME SALES. We Licensed Bonded Insured are the experts. We know how 1999 MERCURY SABLE to do it right. Call Lloyd! Excellent condition. 631-325-1819 New Transmission & Catalytic Converter. SAGAPONACK Saturday, July We Buy Cars Garaged. $2,800 or nearest 17, 9am- 4pm. (Rain Date July best offer. Two owners. 18), 69 Old Barn Lane. 516-504-SOLD (7653) (646) 734-5780 Designer clothing women, children and men, some with origiwww.greatneckcarbuyers.com nal price tags, accesories, miscelFOREIGN CAR laneous housewares & furnishSERVICE ings. REPAIR & RESTORATION Southampton Village Sat., July 17th, 9am- 3pm, Sunday, 9am12pm. Antique furniture, dining room chairs & household items. SOUTHAMPTON YARD Sale, Saturday 7/17, 8am- 4pm. 6 Kerrie Court behind PC Richards.

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Harvard educated tutor available throughout summer for reading and writing instruction at college or high school level. Call (617)710-8746. info@embassycleaners.com. Piano, Vocal, Violin Lessons at your home- Music Educator to share love of music and teaching. CHEF, PRIVATE. Lessons too! (315)559-7720. By Chef Giovanni. Delicious dusa2475@fredonia.edu heart healthy foods a specialty. http://chefgiovanni.vpweb.com SURFING LESSONS Learn 516-446-3417 from CPR & First Aid Certified Ocean Lifeguard. 917-513-0717 www.surfluca.com FRANK FURIA Personal Chef & TUTORING Special Ed teacher. Private Caterer. Healthy, NYS Certified. 30+ years experiGourmet, International and ence. All eligibilities. All levels. Regional Cuisines. Packages (631)377-3117 Starting at $300. rshainwald@gmail.com Personalized Menu Planning, Shopping, Preparation, VIOLIN TUTORING Staffing and Cleanup. At Your Home. (631)803-0185 At Your Convenience. frank_furia@yahoo.com Reasonable. Call Michael 631-786-6029 Your own private chef for just 631-294-5834 $45 hour. CIA Graduate. All Crane School of Music occasions. Local. (631)578-0798

Maria, House Cleaning Service. Reliable, good references. Year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910, 631-727-0862.

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Fitness

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Classes/Instruction ACTIVE HAMPTONS PRIVATE SPORTS COACHING: We'll send a trained Varsity Athlete to you for instruction in SWIMMING, TENNIS, SOCCER, LACROSSE, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, FOOTBALL or TRACK. Programs designed to target your child's skill level. They'll have fun while working on fundamentals and confidence! Extremely REASONABLE rates. 917-566-0096 info@activehamptons.com www.activehamptons.com

Established Eco-friendly manufacturer ecommerce distribution company looking for investors to expand business. Medium risk, high return. Art Instruction, Portfolio Prep, (631)509-5983. Painting, NYS Certified Art Larry@EcoMediaSource.com. Teacher. www.artstudio119.com (631)965-0765 Famous Cigar Bar for Sale in Sag Harbor 7 Years Left on Lease, Great Location

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Are You Looking for a Housekeeping Service that will exceed your expectations? Then stop here and call or text (631)834-9271 or email customerservice@ hamptonshousekeeping.com. "Hamptons Housekeeping" is a dynamic company serving the Hamptons and NYC. We are experienced, detail oriented, meticulous, and hard working. Get your money's worth. hamptonshousekeeping.com CLEANING PERSON Experienced! Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575

MARYâ€™S CLEANING SERVICE House- Office- Restaurants Seasonal. Year Round. References. Cell (516)690-3726 (516)641-2666 seaandsun2006@yahoo.es

Computers

Computer Repair Virus Spyware Malware Removal Secure Wireless Set-up Residential or Small Business. Full Range of Computer & Networking Services. Free Consultations. (631)255-2994. dan@nielsen-it.com.

Financial Services

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PERSONAL TRAINER available in home or private gym. Hamptons/ NYC. Excellent References. (516)768-6741

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Massage Therapy

Party Services/Music

Chris Johnson Contracting. Hamptons resident, 28 years exp. for all your handyman and property caretaking needs. Visit cdjcontracting.com or (631)816-4412. 10% discount (limited time). 10% always donated to charity.

Marcia Tumpowsky NYS LMT Therapeutic Massage, Kripalu Yoga Educator, Healing Touch Practitioner. (631)725-1618 (212)860-2536

Lee Evans Solo Guitarist/ Vocals. Private Parties; Beach Parties, Cocktail parties etc. All genres 631-806-9355

Health/Healthcare

What Do You Want More Of? Ann Bergeson Certified Life Coach soulsynergycoaching.com (619) 507-7512

MASSAGE BY CHRISTINE. Spa quality massage in the comfort of your home. LMT (404)455-5975

Moving/Storage

STEEL DRUM PLAYER available for Parties/ Restaurants. Call Robert 646-425-7359. www.myspace.com/robertmitrea

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Always Available. Driver & Photography/Video Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call AERIAL PHOTOGRAPHY of 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565. Home DĂŠcor Homes, Businesses, Boats, Parties! Excellent Gift! Helicopter APPRAISALSAUCTIONS Charter. PHOTOMOTIONS antique restorations, paintings, (631)368-6972 (631)288-1850. RE-ROOFING, flats. architecProfessional Services tural leaks, skylights, chimneys, re-guttering, re-carpentry. Mediate Disputes: Architects, (631)765-6200 (631)283-7060 Designers, Contractors, Clients-Solve Disputes using courtGOODFRIEND SUPERIOR UPHOLSTERY certified mediator. 30 years SELF STORAGE Dining room chairs reupholstery NYC civil litigation attorney. $25 each (631)871-2728 (917)498-1230 Climate controlled

Home Improvements Nice â€œmove inâ€? truck ALL PHASES of permits and 631-324-5550 expediting to clear up pools, decks, and extensions built without permits. Handled quickMusic ly and professionally. Please call (631)259-3966. Email Guitar Teacher whalenconst@optonline.net or Dynamic training and proven fax (631)653-9475. ability. Experienced and diverse. Let Whalen Homes do your Resume and references available. roofing, siding, and windows. (914)329-9817. From Marvin to Andersen or dantaber@optonline.net. double hung to casement, cedar shakes, vinyl perfections. No job Painting/Papering too big! Green Homes, Energy Star efficient. Check us out at www.4whalenhomes.com Landscape/Garden LANDSCAPING SPECIALIST Custom Design, Installation, Maintenance. Trees, Bushes, Flower Gardens. Sod/ Seed Lawns. Brick, Blue Stone, Patios, Walkways. Driveways, Grading/ Drainage. (631)725-1394

Marine 1978 CAMPER- NICHOLSON 30' sailboat, diesel engine, in water, ready to go. Sacrifice $13,900. (631)725-4222 Boat Waxing, washing, compounding, weekly service, metal, interiors. Insured & bonded. 631-728-2323

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Party Services

Property Management Property Manager/ Caretaker

Hands-on, bi-lingual, all aspects of property. Loyal, discreet. Knowledgeable in construction trades. 17+ years experience. (631)871-0664

Sports WATER SKI. Private Water Ski Lessons. We also offer: wakeboarding, kneeboarding, wakeskating, and tubing. Call or e-mail for more information. (646)335-5027. southamptonwaterski@gmail.com.

Swim Instruction ABSOLUTELY the BEST Energetic Instructors, M.E d/ WSI/ Life Guard/ CPR Instructor. Infants thru Adults 34 Years Experience Member USSSA & Ins'd Vicki *82 631-839-7946 Kim *82 631-681-6042 ACTIVE HAMPTONS SWIM LESSONS. Varsity Swim Captain. Lifeguard/ CPR/ AED Certified. Let me show your child(ren) how to have fun while working on fundamentals and confidence. Extremely REASONABLE rates. Also Ocean lessons. Alexandra 917-566-0096;

TUBING PARTY on Beachfront Location. We also offer: Water Skiing, Wakeboarding, Licensed Massage Therapist Kneeboarding, & trips to Sunset Kristin White The Luxury of Beach. (646)335-5027. alexandra@activehamptons.com massage in the privacy and com- southamptonwaterski@gmail.com. www.activehamptons.com fort of your home. Relieve aches, reduce stress, relax and reAll ages Highly Certified/ InParty Services/Music store. Serving Southampton to sured. Teach your toddler/ preEast Hampton. Call for an ap- Cocktail Pianist Solo pianist schooler how to swim! Lots of pointment today! $120. John Murphy is available for pri- fun! *82 631-839-7946, (631)377-3037. vate party engagements. Reper- *82 631-681-6042 kristincwhite@hotmail.com. toire: Jazz Standards, Broadway, Easy Listening, and Classical. Barbara's Swimming Lessons. Digital piano can be provided by Phys Ed teacher will teach fun & safe lessons at your home. the performer. (631)235-8125. (631)669-3842, (516)456-5277 nypianist@optonline.net.

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Summer Rentals

EAST HAMPTON: Lion Head Beach, beautifully landscaped retreat, 3 BR, 2 new baths, Master bath with jacuzzi, CAC, WiFi, heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, minutes walk to private bay beach. Aug- LD $15,000, or tom@hamptonsswimschool.com 2 weeks (516)902-4552, or email for web photos: Swim Instructor/ lifeguard, Red randimel@aol.com Cross certified. Experienced. Call Christy (631)965-1292 East Hampton Barnes Landing misschris331@yahoo.com 5 BR, 3 baths, pool, walk to bay beach, 5 minutes to ocean beach, large deck & patio, new appliTransportation ances & carpeting, w/d, outdoor shower, quiet area, August- SepAirport Service & Beyond tember $12,000. Owner (631)495-5118 SUV Car Service to: Airports, Manhattan, Broadway Shows, EAST HAMPTON Sporting Events. Licensed & Insured. Spectacular sunset views Local & Reliable. of Three Mile Harbor, marina, 5 Bedrooms, Andrew Stevens (2 en suite), 2 additional (631)235-3557 bathrooms. Bright, huge Living Room, CAC, Recreation Room with Laura's Car Service billiard table and Safe, Professional Travel home theater. 50 foot pool, with Class! tennis court, on 1.8 24 hour service to: Airports, very private acres. Manhattan, Sporting Events, Water views from Errands, "Night on the Town". every major room. Licensed & Insured August- LD $40,000. Reasonable Rates/ Reliable. Brokers protected. (914)374-5889 (631)974-6884 Hamptons Swim School Red Cross Instructors/ Lifeguards, US Coaches. 10+ years experience teaching infants to adults at your home. (516)225-1238

East Hampton Apartment. 1 Bedroom, Living Room with small Kitchen/ washer/ dryer. TREE SPECIALIST Pruning, CAC. No smoking, no pets. Removals, Stump Grinding. $3,500 NowLD. Topping for Views and Sunlight. (631)375-3856 Fertilizing, Wood Chips. (631)725-1394 EAST HAMPTON Dune Alpin 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pool, Summer Rentals CAC, community tennis, July AMAGANSETT unpretentious 17- LD $24,000, or weekly 7 bedroom house with relaxed $5,000 (631)329-4886 spacious atmosphere and rustic charm. One of the few remainEAST HAMPTON Free ing colonial farmhouses on seBeach Pass. 3 Br, 2 bath, cluded 1 acre in best location. heated pool. Walk water. July Quarter mile walk to Atlantic $3,500/ wk, 2 wk min. Aug. Avenue beach, Jitney, LIRR and $16k. Poss Sept. pics:hreo.com Farmers Market. Half mile walk #78369 (631)324-5808 to town. Available mid- June to pstarkesq@gmail.com mid- September. $13,500/ month. (773)343-3484 East Hampton Northwest, 1.5 BRIDGEHAMPTON 4 bed- acres, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, room Beach House. Dock on pool, outdoor shower/ hot-tub. Mecox Bay, canoe. 3-min walk m380se@aol.com 631-563-9429 to ocean. Waterfront, A/C. Private, Amazing Location! EAST HAMPTON www.swansnest.com ON WATER 250 ft beach (212)794-1000 Sunsets, 5 BR, 6 Bth, Large heated pool. See pics @ eastendhomefinder.com Aug. $35,000 BRIDGEHAMPTON 631-324-0376 Bike to Ocean, Bridgehampton & Sag Harbor. East Hampton secluded acre, sunny 3 BR, 2 bath, granite Tastefully furnished 4 BR, 3 counter-tops, pool. Now- 9/30 bath, child proof heated pool, $24,000. (631)287-0502 outdoor shower, tree house, French doors open to deck. East Hampton: Secluded and Aug.- LD, $24,000. Peaceful 3 BR's, 2 baths, close Aug. 14- 29, $15,000. to ocean and bay, wrap around deck. Aug., $8,000. Weekly (631) 613-6145 $2,200. 631-848-3388. (212) 517-7795 www.atreasureinthewoods.com

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Summer Rentals East Hampton See It and You'll Love it! Modern white contemporary Wooded acre. Heated pool, Central air, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Walk to water. Outdoor shower, Decks, Brick Terrace, Skylights, Free WIFI. All amenities. Now -Labor Day $22,000 July $12,000 August -Labor Day $15,000 Flexible. Cell (703)994-1009 East Hampton Share: Beach access 1/2 mile from house. Master suite and 2 BR guest wing with pool access. $600+/ weekend/ room. (203)685-5759 East Hampton/ Springs: Clean contemporary jewel conveniently located 3 miles from downtown. Bay across the road; bike to beach. All amenities. 7/30- 9/11. $10,000. Two weeks available. (212)777-7229 (917)287-5410 East Hampton- Treescape 3 bedroom, 2 baths, pool, tennis, CAC. Designer furnished. August- LD $10,000. Weekdays (212)228-7354 Weekends (631)329-6330 East Hampton Village cottage, Aug.- LD $3,500 includes all. (631)324-7352. (516)637-6001 East Hampton/ Wainscott near ocean, furnished BR/ bath, private entrance. summer $10k, year round $24k. (631)537-3068 artherzog@aol.com EAST HAMPTON Waterfront with pool, private sandy beach, AC, 3+ bedrooms. Early August 2 or 3 weeks @ $3,500/ week (631)324-1363 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com East Quogue. Bayfront. Unlimited views overlooking Dune Road. 3 br, 2.5 ba. August- Labor Day. $23,000 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com East Quogue Village. Custom built two story dutch colonial. Chef's kitchen, great room with fireplace, private master with bath, 2 additional bedrooms, 1.5 baths. Large deck. August- Labor Day $14,000 Hampton Bays: 1 BR cottage, pool, docking space on grounds. Monthly $2,200. Weekly $700. Ashley (516)317-2826 No Brokers fee HAMPTON BAYS cottage on the bay, 1 bedroom and loft in newly renovated cottage on secluded property, private beach. All included. July $7,500, August $9,000. (347)777-6858 weekends (917)344-0054

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Summer Rentals

SAG HARBOR charming 3 bedroom. Walk to beach, minutes from town. August $8,000. $2,000 weekly through SeptemHAMPTON BAYS: Very se- ber. (631)252-1131 cluded 3 bedroom plus loft house Sag Harbor Village on Peconic Bay. Private beach Prime Location Walk to Jitney adjacent to nature preserve. 3 BR, 2 BTH, EIK, FPL, W/D Spectacular sunsets! 2 baths, Porch and Deck CAC, washer/ dryer, kayaks. Avail July 15- LD $10,000 Available Aug 1- LD $10.5K. August $9,500 Weekly rental also possible in 760-333-3220 August. Call (718)499-8079. See online ad for photos. Sagaponack: Farmhouse, SOH, renovated 5 BRs, 2 new baths, new kitchen, outdoor shower, CAC, new furnishings. July $18k, Aug- LD $20,500. Year round $49k. Chris ( 6 0 9 ) 9 1 5 - 9 7 5 5 , chrisr@bwinc.com HAMPTON BAYS Large 5 Bedroom, 3 Bath house on Shinnecock Bay. Private property, secluded area, private beach, OS, barbecue and Jacuzzi, w/d, d/w all included. Old World Charm. July $12,500, August $15,000. (347)777-6858 (917)344-0054

Southampton Village Studio 1 bedroom, private entrance, Seasonal $6,500 (516)848-8885 (516)921-5414 Southampton Village: SUMMER RENTAL/ SALE. 2 BR, 1 bath cottage, walk to village, bike to ocean. July $7,000. AugLD $9,000. Call (631)283-4622 Westhampton 6 BR, 4 marble baths, pool, tennis court & hot tub. $12,000 Aug., available weekly. Also, 2 apts on the beachdaily or weekly.. (212)980-1212 barrybrealestate@gmail.com

SPRINGS SHINNECOCK HILLS Bright Beautiful Post Modern airy, open 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, water views. August- LD $6,000 on residential cul-de-sac. 3 Bedroom/ den, 3 Bath, Chef's (631)283-5366 kitchen. Heated pool. Fully baby Southampton 5 BR, 3 baths, proofed. Cable TV, Internet, Wii. heated pool, tiki bar, walk vil- Aug, $5,500/ Week lage. $13,000 Aug.LD. (917)670-0044. (516)384-0838 Grantandjane@yahoo.com.

Hamptons - Shelter Island Prime Summer Rentals, Sales, Waterfront.

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Magnificent Peconic views. 5 BRâ€™s , 4 baths, den, exercise area, gunite heated pool, mahogany decks, pool house with bath. August $38k Weekly Rental Available

Montauk: 100yds to ocean, 1 BR, 2 TV's, newly renovated/ furnished, private deck, indoor pool. Weekly $1,800. 631-678-1262

Summer Rentals

WAT E R F R O NT

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Scenic Waterfront property, secluded on private 1.4 acres with panoramic views & magnificent sunsets. 4 Bedrooms, 3 Full Baths, Pool, 2 huge decks, central A/C & much much more. July 1 - Labor Day Reduced to $23,900

SOUTHAMPTON-- Best highend home under $1,000,000. Finished fall of 2008. Subzero and Viking appliances. Thomasville cabinetry. 2 master suites. Fireplace. Pool permit. Close to village. $33,000. Please call (631)295-3966 or email: whalenconst@optonline.net

SOUTHAMPTON cottage 4 bedrooms/ baths private yard near village/ beaches, no shares. Call 631-455-2005 Available 8/1- 9/31 monthly preferred. Bi-weekly possible. QUOGUE VILLAGE full week Offering 8/1- LD $7,500. $2,900. 4 bedroom, 3 bath, huge Lynne (w) (203)226-7733 X204 pool, panoramic water views, Southampton Country cottage. breathtaking sunsets 1 bedroom with large great room (631)455-2005 & kitchen. Wood floors, cathenomoso@aol.com dral ceiling. Now- LD $8,000. REMSENBERG GETAWAY! No Smoking/ pets. 516-909-9515 Charming 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, pool, AC, private, August- LD Southampton lovely room with private bath in classic manicured $10k. (646)242-5352 home. 3 nights $330. Caring Sag Harbor: August Rental. owners. (631)283-8613 Immaculate, 5 yr old home, 4 BR, 3.5 bath, Central Air, In- SOUTHAMPTON LUXURY Ground Heated Pool, Private TOWNHOUSE 3 bedroom, Bayfront Community, Mooring 2.5 Bath, pool, tennis, gym, Available. No pets, no smoking. maid. August $12,500. Call Contact: Joann 516-659-8704. ( 2 0 1 ) 6 5 0 - 1 4 6 6 jbeanj0624@aol.com.

SAG HARBOR adorable 2 Bedroom, 1.5 Bath cottage. Deck, outdoor shower, w/d, AC. Bike to village. Available August 1LD. $7,500 including utilities. Available winter too. (212)737-2824

SOUTHAMPTON/ Shinnecock Hills. AUGUST RENTAL Immaculate, private stylish contemporary. 3 BR, 3 bth, pool/ deck, CAC, many extras! $17,000, owner (917)733-9533

Year Round Rentals

WESTHAMPTON BEACH Contemporary 4 bedroom, Pool, Hot tub. Walk all. (516)749-4371

Southampton Ranch house 2 Bedroom, 2 Bath, with large yard, garage, close to village available for year round rental. $2200/ Month. Call for WESTHAMPTON BEACH! viewing. (631)283-2831. WOW! Nifty 2 BR, 2 bath ckhildreths@yahoo.com. Townhouse w/ pool & water views. Short walk to town & Southampton Village bch. Avail. for season or shorter. 3 Bedroom, 2 Baths, Owner (973)885-4219 LR, DR, kitchen. $2,200 Year round. Westhampton Beach 5 BR's, 3 Also 2 bedrooms cottage baths, spacious Post Modern, $1,600 incl. utilities. pool, CAC, near village. July weekly $5,000. (631)329-4886 (516)848-8885 (516)921-5414 (631)288-1185 WESTHAMPTON- 4 bedroom, WESTHAMPTON BEACH 2 bath, 2 story Traditional. South Bath & Tennis Club. Two of highway. Walk to bay, village, Rooms available. Daily, weekly, & golf course. Includes furniture, monthly. One for sale. new kitchen, stainless appliances & Corian tops. Water & Garbage (917)523-7099 included, pets allowed. $2,400 monthly. (631)728-2558. garyev@optonline.net. Westhampton Beach Beautiful 1 BR beach front Westhampton Beach Village, 1 Condo in quiet building. BR apt, includes heat/ hot water/ Close to all. garbage and beach passes. No Enjoy spectacular sunsets & pets/ smoking. Security & Referpanoramic water views. ences. $1,100 monthly. 631-874-4638 $5,500 July or August 631-878-6346, 212-217-4462 $10k for both.

Water Mill finished lower level on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars.

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Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. August $100,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell

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WESTHAMPTON BEACH Oceanfront - Dune Rd 1 BR Condo; furnished; terrace overlooking ocean; pool; tennis. Minimum 1 month (917)842-5658

Bridgehampton Brand New *Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bath on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cookâ€™s kitchen, DR, game room, 6 TVs. *Also 7 BR, 5 bath house avail with all amenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-285-2440 www.theresidencesof.com

Winter Rentals MONTAUK Fab, large 1 bedroom apartment on ocean near IGA. 80 South Emerson. Oct 15- May 15. $700 monthly plus electric heat. Len (917)846-2923 Westhampton Beach: charming furnished 1 BR cottage. Owner pays all. No smoking/ pets, $1,000. (516)456-5776

Year Round Rentals Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com East Quogue. 3 br, 1 ba ranch, fireplace. $1,800 HAMPTON BAYS 2 bedroom, 2 bath, oak floors, basement, W/D, fenced in yard. $1,700 (631)283-4299

WATER MILL Huge house Sag Harbor Village with 20x40 heated pool, 8 person Prime Location Walk to Jitney hot tub, basketball court, beauti3 BR, 2 BTH, EIK, FPL, W/D fully landscaped, very private Porch and Deck yard, outdoor shower and bath, Available Sept 15 stainless kitchen. Great layout, $2400/ mo central air, wireless net, sleeps 760-333-3220 20+. Must see!!! August- LD $25,000. Extended Season/ Fall available. Kevin (516)316-1172 SOUTHAMPTON-- Best highend home under $1,000,000. www.freewebs.com/kdaley25 Finished fall of 2008. Subzero WATER MILL 5 bedroom, 4 and Viking appliances. Thomasbath, private reserve, heated ville cabinetry. 2 master suites. pool, tennis, CAC, August Fireplace. Pool permit. Close to $24,000. Price neg. Dogs okay. village. $3,300 per month. Please Owner (917)406-0660 call (631)295-3966 or email: (631)726-5551 whalenconst@optonline.net

Condos/Co-Ops MONTAUK GURNEY'S INN AUGUST 20- 27 1 BEDROOM/ SITTING RM BALCONY FACING OCEAN, OLYMPIC INDOOR POOL AND EUROPEAN SPA. $1,950/ WEEK CALL PM (631)979-7147

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**PALM BEACH** IN TOWN! 2 blocks to Worth Ave, 3 blocks to the Atlantic, 3 blocks to the Intercoastal. Fully furnished, just bring your toothbrush and swimming suit! Newly updated, luxurious 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom Condo. Granite Kitchen with modern appliances. Marble baths with oversized vanities. Master bedroom has a King sized bed, TV, huge walk-in closet and en-suite bath. Second bedroom has a king which converts to twins, a large closet and adjacent bathroom. Furnished Deck. Shared Loggia and heated pool. Doorman with 24 hour video surveillance. Reserved parking. Laundry room. NO SMOKING. $7,900/mo seasonal. $3,500/mo annual. Call or email for photos.

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Commercial GREENPORT Great location! Front Street. Approximately 1,300 s.f. Rent $1,950. Tel. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Units from 500- 4,000 sq. ft. On site parking. Office/ Retail. Owner (516)729-7000 WATER MILL SQUARE3,250 square feet. Prime Montauk Highway, $5,950/ $4,000/ $2,000. Offices at $325, $675, $1,000. Doctor's office $1,100. Call Ben (212)685-6500

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East Hampton Sunday, July 18, 12- 3pm, 180 Waterhole Road. 5,000 square feet of Architectural Art with pool and spa. $4,195,000 Visit our website to view pictures. www.edenportfolio.com Joanne Kane (631)873-5999

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Immaculate Details! Custom Cottage, 2 BR, 1.5 bath, short walk to Bellport Village, low taxes. $399,900 OPEN HOUSE 7/18, 1- 5pm Owner (631)776-1324

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Hampton Bays $510,000. Buy or recommend a buyer for my house in Hampton Bays & $25,000 (Finders Fee) IS YOURS! (Payable at closing with you or your recommended buyer).

Offer expires 9/30/10. Call for details daily 12-2pm. Owner (631)728-0868 Hampton Bays; Handyman Special; 3 BR, 2.5 baths, Exclusive $349,000. Hampton Bays; 3 BR, 1.5 bath Ranch with pool, CoExclusive $339,000. Flocee Realty (631)728-0487 EAST HAMPTON Barnes Landing, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 18x36 pool, large deck, private beach parking, excellent rental history, quiet street, reduced for fast sale, $675,000. Owner (631)495-5118 EAST HAMPTON DREAM BEACHHOUSE. 3 Bedrooms, 2 newly renovated baths, huge EIK, new stainless steel appliances, heated pool, on private half acre, one mile to private gated Clearwater Beach and marina. $579,000. Call Owner. (516)343-5592 georgiae52@optonline.net

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HAMPTON BAYS/ Red Creek newly renovated 7 bedroom, 7 bath 10 minutes from Southampton. Must see! REDUCED! $895,000. (631)286-4726

Hampton Bays Canal front w/ dock, 100 ft. exposure, .67 acres. 2 BR's, $839,000. Rampasture Pt., Spectacular Waterfront location w/ pool, mooring, 1 acre, $1,950,000. Codi Garcete L.S.A. (516)381-1031 cgarcete@elliman.com Quogue Prudential Douglas Elliman. Hampton Bays

Contemporary Hi Ranch 3 BR, 2 baths, 2 kitchens, 2 car garage. Private beach in Old Harbor Colony, South of Montauk Hwy. $549,000. Pat O'Leary, Prudential 516-681-2600

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WESTHAMPTON BEACH JUST REDUCED TO $599K! Best deal on Dune Rd for 2-3 Bedrooms. Oceanfront with 27' deck, pool, tennis MLS 2226490 Westhampton Beach Oceanfront second floor studio, unobstructed ocean views, private terrace, pool, beach. $220K MLS 2194015 East Quogue Bay front 2 bedroom townhouse, pool, boat slip, large deck, bay views. $449K MLS 2240637 Westhampton Beach Oceanfront second floor 1 bedroom, unobstructed ocean views, pool, tennis, private terrace, beach & bay access. $319,000 MLS 2207055 Westhampton Beach Oceanfront updated second floor 1 bedroom, 1.5 bath, unobstructed ocean views, pool, tennis, beach. $340K MLS 2283308 Westhampton Oceanfront 1 bedroom, views of pool and beach, large deck, beach & bay access. $340,000 MLS 2217303 Arthur & Robin Lechner Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties (631)848-8469 www.LuxuryHamptonsRealEstate.net

Hampton Bays WOW! Reduced another $50,000 to $480,000. Large new 5 BR, 3 bath, 2 story home, den, dining room & garage, 45 foot upper deck. Ideal mother/ daughter Call Ron (631)948-3652.

SOUTHAMPTON-- Best highend home under $1,000,000. Finished fall of 2008. Subzero and Viking appliances. Thomasville cabinetry. 2 master suites. Fireplace. Pool permit. Close to village. $979,000. Please call (631)295-3966 or email: whalenconst@optonline.net

WATER MILL $999,999. Mint beautiful, spacious, completely renovated, 3 BR, 2.5 bath on 1 acre, very private, granite kitchen, oak floors, CAC, full partial finished basement with lower level entrance. Submit all reasonable offers! Exit Realty Premier Gerald Geller & Lynn Wagner, L.A.Brokers (516)984-8922, (516)426-5323

Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com Quogue. Custom built, 4 br, 3.5 ba, post modern home. Full finished basement, fireplace, garage on a half acre. $899,000 WATER MILL- PRISTINE 3 bedroom, 3 bath .58 acre. Backs SAG HARBOR RANCH Horse farm Designer LandscapRenovated, private Perfect starter downsize 2 bed- ing, room, 2 bath, fireplace, finished $1,150,000. CALL OWNER basement. Room for pool, ex- (917)359-0293 pansion. Evergreen surrounded privacy. Walk to town. Westhampton Beach $600,000. Owner Beautiful 1 BR beach front (631)725-1091 Condo. Panoramic water views & sunsets, private Sag Harbor/ Noyac Studio Cotbeaches, loaded! Sleeps 4. tage on Upscale Cul-de-Sac. Wa$425,000. terviews, Potential for Expansion (631)897-9923 $360,000. 917-355-2687, 631-725-1433 Westhampton Dunes Bay side newly built 3 story Nantucket Morley Agency style beach house. 3,100 sq ft., 5 38 Hampton Road bedroom, 3.5 baths, stainless Southampton, NY steel appliances, lots of decking/ 631/283-8100 panoramic views of ocean and www.morleyagency.com bay. Asking $1,800,000. Elliot Southampton- Nature Lover’s Gallin Real Estate 631-766-5635 Getaway Retreat! Cozy shingled cottage near boat launch and nature conservancy trails. Creative opportunity, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, fireplace, winter waterview loft, small side deck. Co-Exclusive $585,000 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Southampton Village- Investment Opportunity! Lots of potential for first time home buyer, 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, hardwood floors throughout, new siding, new front and side decks, nice yard. Exclusive $380,000

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Hampton Bays: Investment opportunity. Apartment building East Quogue. 3 br, 2 ba ranch, for sale, (3) 1 BR's, (1) 3 BR, open kitchen, living, dining large lot, close to beach, income room. Large deck, full base- is $60k plus per annum. ment, two car garage. $465,000 $575,000. (917)355-2687

East Quogue: bordering Quogue, Georgian style 4 BR, 4 bath, 2 yrs old, 2 car garage, landscaped, room for pool. Sale $899k, or winter rental $3,500 monthly. Owner/ Broker (631)766-5635

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Springs Clearwater Beach 2 Bedroom, 1 BathTurn key condition. Spacious kitchen, finished basement with BONUS ROOM, park like setting. $565,000. (631)494-9540.

East Patchogue Totally renovated Lakefront home. 3 BR, 2 bath, 65x206, dead end. $339,000 Will hear all offers! Pat O'Leary, Prudential 516-860-8767

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Owner $349,000 WESTHAMPTON BEACH WATERFRONT BEAUTY OPEN HOUSE Sunday, July 18, 1- 3PM, Apt. 5J, 35 Library Ave., Don't miss this one! A 1- bedroom Gem with unobstructed watervues provides Boca ambiance in nearby WHB. On-site Marina just right for Admiral and First Mate. $449,000. More info Main Street Realty (631)288-4343

Condos/Co-Ops EAST MORICHES Hart's Cove unique patio house all updated. 3/ 2, back yard overlooks pasture, pool, tennis court, marina with boat slip. $589,000. (631)878-7849

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WESTHAMPTON BEACH OPEN HOUSE Saturday, July 17, 1- 3pm, Apartment #14, 279 Dune Road 2 Bedroom oceanfront penthouse fully furnished. Year round use. This See-All Gem is a Must-See! $739,000 For info & directions Main Street Realty (631)288-4343

Out of Town Maine, Mid Coast 4 BR, 2 story home, Ocean front, large boat shop & deep water dock. Sensational views! Commercial/ Residential. $1.3m (516)314-3336

Southampton WATERFRONT 2nd floor year-round condo Spectacular views! Mint 2 BRs, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided frplc, dining sun room, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. erlichman.myphotoalbum.com

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WESTHAMPTON BEACH DUNE ROAD 1 BEDROOM CO-OP ON THE BEACH, OWNER MOVING, MUST SACRIFICE. SPECTACULAR OCEAN/ BAY VIEWS. HEATED POOL, TENNIS, BARBECUE. ASKING: $285,000. Eileen Kaufman, Prudential (631)902-9980 Westhampton Beach: Duplex 2 BR, 3 Bth. Beautiful Waterfront Co-op with Boat Slip. $599K. Walk to Town. Elliot Gallin, Broker 631-766-5635

Land Montauk 7.56 Acres, Ocean views! High elevation, potential Grand Estate or 2 ocean view parcels. $2.5 million. Owner (516)797-4686 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 5 Half acre lots plus 1930's home to be restored on shy 1 acre lot. Total land for sale 3.2+/ - acres. Owner (516)729-7000 We specialize in North Fork Land Southold 1 Acre lot with Vineyard views $285,000 SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. (631)325-8201

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Amagansett. Classic Traditional, SOH, near ocean and village, 4 bedroom home on 1.3 acre park-like grounds. Co-Exclusive $4.6M WEB# 55427 Phyllis Estey 631.267.7431 Amagansett. Dunes Modern, 2,136 SF +/- custom designed by Franklin D Israel, a paean to sea, sun and sand. CoExclusive $1.39M WEB# 42296 Da-

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kota Arkin 631.267.7422 Montauk. Steps to ocean Co-op, see, hear and smell the ocean from your deck. Indoor pool and Jacuzzi. Exclusive $209K WEB# 46591 John Taylor 631.267.7453 Amagansett. Ocean and dunes view lot, 1.5 acre, steps to ocean, approvals in place for home with pool. Exclusive $1.995M WEB# 6846 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 East Hampton. Manor inspired craftsman, 4,000 SF +/- luxury home on 1 acre in Northwest, fenced yard, heated gunite pool. Exclusive $2.2M WEB# 29952 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420 Amagansett. Diamond in the sand, the beach house to have, under $1M renovate at to die for location. Exclusive $750K WEB# 41933 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 East Hampton. Expanded Cape, on 200 ft. deep lot in EH School District, separate garage, room for pool. Exclusive $625K WEB# Claudette Dixon 631.267. 7411 Amagansett. Lanes Modern, large .74 acre lot with 1-story 3 bedroom modern home, heated pool, gardens. Exclusive $3M WEB# 55728 Ted Goldbergh 631.267.7415 Shelter Island. Magnificently located lot, 1.35 acre high elevation, sloping waterview lot near "downtown." Exclusive $850K WEB# 4093 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402 Amagansett. Sporting attraction, tennis, basketball, and pool, large, open traditional an shy 2 acres. Exclusive $2.195M WEB# 51190 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426 Bridgehampton Offices 1936 Montauk Hwy/ 2405 Main St 631.537.3900/ 631.537.7773

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East Hampton Office 51 Main Street 631.324.3900/6900

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Bridgehampton. Meadowlark lane, one acre with ocean and Sagg Pond private beach access. Exclusive $4M WEB# Wainscott. Wainscott knolls land, 1.6 6833 Linda Nasta 631.899.0309 acre lot abuts 17 acres of reserve, room Water Mill. Condo convenient to for house, pool and tennis. Exclusive ocean, pool and tennis, near beaches, 3 $775K WEB# 6452 Brook Spencer en suite bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 3 floors, 631.478.1388 CAC. Exclusive $575K WEB# 47780 Montauk Office Renee Despins 631.537.4134 729D Montauk Highway 631.668.3500 Amagansett. Ready to build dunes lot, ZBA approvals for a 3,000 SF +/house, 14 ft. x 40 ft. pool and more, Montauk. Almost on the ocean, 4 bedbacks to parkland. Exclusive $785K room Ditch Plains ranch on oversized WEB# 5723 Krae VanSickle lot just 2 blocks from the beach. Exclusive $795K WEB# 23765 John Taylor 631.267.7400 631.267.7453

Shelter Island. Bayfront Contemporary, 2 stories with 2 masters on 1.87 acre deep lot, room for tennis and pool. Exclusive $3.295M WEB# 10464 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426 Southampton Office 88 Main Street 631.283.7300 Southampton. New Hampton's Classic, high-end elegantly finished 5 plus bedroom village traditional with pool. Exclusive $3.799M WEB# 53748 Krae VanSickle 631.267.7400

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BEAUTIFUL BAY FRONT BEACH HOUSE WITH DOCK THIS IS THE ONE TO BUY - THE BEST VALUE ON DUNE ROAD... First time and newly listed Bay front contemporary on Dune Road in Westhampton Beach. Meticulously maintained. Spacious and filled with light, boasting 6 bedrooms, 4 and 1/2 baths. Bright and open kitchen to dining area. Living room with vaulted ceilings and 4 sets of sliders out to a large west facing deck. Enjoy the most beautiful sunsets. Plenty of space for parking with a circular driveway. A short stroll across the street to your right of way to the ocean. Bring your boat and jetski, it comes complete with your own private dock. Close to village. Exclusive and priced to sell @ $1,499,000

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WESTHAMPTON CREEK FRONT ESTATE Down a long gated driveway sits a spectacular 3,800 square foot Post Modern. Boasting a grand living room filled with sunlight, soaring ceiling and fireplace, a library/family room, eat in kitchen with granite counters and a spacious breakfast area with sliders to deck and a formal dining room. There are first and second floor master suites each complete with their own jacuzzi tub plus two additional bedrooms and bathrooms as well as a bonus room. Full 9' basement with oversized windows and outside entrance, 2 car garage, multi-level decks with a 20 x 40 heated pool, hot tub, sand volleyball court and basketball court all situated on a 1 1/2 acre Creek Front parcel... Exclusive $1,395,000

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Amazing opportunity in the Estate/Country Club section of Westhampton Beach. Open floor plan with 5 bedrooms and 3 baths. Spacious living room and dining room with vaulted ceilings and wood burning fireplace, eat in kitchen, CAC, Huge 1000 sq.ft. deck, heated gunite pool and Har-tru tennis court on secluded acre only steps from the Bay. Enjoy as is or PERMITS IN PLACE for new custom, one of a kind residence by award winning design build firm Lawrence III Corporation. Over 5000 sq.ft. with spectacular 1st & 2nd story views, breathtaking design and floor plan, 2 masters, elevator, 2 story glass atrium and the finest of every amenity and details. Exclusive $2,499,000.

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OPEN HOUSE 27 Tuthill Lane Sunday 7/18 2pm-4pm

REMSENBURG... LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION Down a beautiful lane in Remsenburg sits this immaculate light filled contemporary with an open and flowing floor plan, cathedral ceilings, sky lights and plenty of windows fill this home with sunshine. Large master bedroom suite, 3 additional guest bedrooms, 3.5 baths, wood floors, fireplace and full basement complete with heated 20x40 pool. Privacy abounds on this just shy of an acre property filled with perrenials and lush evergreens. Exclusive and priced right @ $1,099,000

Spacious and well designed ranch. Kitchen open to den with Fireplace. Formal Dining room, living room with fireplace. Master bedroom suite with separate hall. Large Full Basement, Hardwood Floors Throughout, Enclosed Screened in Porch. Private Back Yard With Inground Pool. Blue Ribbon Remsenburg School.Great Value, lovely area. Exclusive $699,000

Adorable 1 bedroom and one bath ranch. Beautiful wood floors, Living room, kitchen, patio and private yard, Room for expansion. Walk to all. Access to Westhampton's private Beaches. Priced to sell! Exclusive $299,000

Rose M. Alfano, LSA • Mobile 631-335-8810

First Hampton International Realty • www.GotHamptons.com

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USDA PRIME STEAKS • MARTINIS • BURGERS

KOBE BEEF • CHOPS • LOBSTER • SEAFOOD

ince its opening in 1996, Uncle Jack’s has more than lived up to the moniker as “New York’s Best Steakhouse”. Offering only the very finest 21-day USDA Prime Dry-Aged beef, along with superb seafood, CEO William Jack Degel has raised the bar for all steakhouses in New York City. Uncle Jack’s Bayside location was the first steakhouse in NY to offer World Famous Kobe Beef from Japan. His attention to detail ensure that guests from all over the world leave satisﬁed, after experiencing this dynamic steakhouse. Awards include: rated “Excellent”, from The Zagat Survey, 10 straight years; The 5-Star Diamond Award, along with The Wine Spectator Award of Excellence. Uncle Jack’s leaves no stone unturned in its quest to offer the utmost in hospitality, to complement superb cuisine.

“At t Uncle Jack’s Steakhouse, Customer is King” — Willian Jack Degel, CEO Uncle Jacks

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WESTSIDE

44 West 56th St.

440 9th Ave.

(Bet. 5th & 6th Ave.)

(Bet. 34th & 35th St.,

212-245-1550

near Madison Square Garden)

BAYSIDE

39-40 Bell Blvd. Queens, NY 718-229-1100

212-244-0005

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SOUTHAMPTON â€” PIERSON CT.

SAGAPONACK WOODS â€” 5 SAGAPONACK CT.

An exceptional 1 acre plus property with a wonderfully designed 6,000 SF home; inclusive of 4 bedroom en suites, a master with fireplace, and first-floor junior master. Sleek paneling and mouldings throughout, media room and great room each with a fireplace, powder room, a tremendous kitchen with connecting dining room, are all perfect for the entertainer. Addâ€™l features to include first and second floor laundry, finished basement with storage, recreational area, and maidâ€™s quarters, heated pool and spa, 2-car garage, and professional landscaping. Ready for fall 2010. Price: $5,995,000.

Beautiful 2+ acre lot will surround this amazing 6,000 SF custom Farrell home which boasts 6 bedrooms, including a master suite and guest suite with fireplaces, 6 bathrooms, formal living room with fireplace, dining room, great room with fireplace and professional kitchen. Typical Farrell details throughout including grand two-story foyer with raised wood panels, coffered ceilings and extensive wood mouldings. Finished basement with high ceilings adds another 2,000 SF of living space. Tennis court, heated gunite pool and professional landscaping complete this very special package. Ready for September. Price: $3,550,000.

S O U T H A M P TON V I L L AG E â€” BA I L E Y R D.

E A S T H A M P TON V I L L AG E â€” C A R R I AG E C T.

Spectacular farm field views surround this 1-acre property in the Village of Southampton. This 3,600 SF home features 6 bedrooms including a master with a fireplace, 6 bathrooms, great room with a fireplace, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen with top of the line appliances, and first floor junior master. Raised paneling and beautiful ceiling details throughout. The finished basement adds an additional 2,500 SF of living space comprised of staff quarters, rec areas, and ample storage. A Heated gunite pool, 2-car garage and professional landscaping complete this complete special package. Fully staged and is available for immediate occupancy.. Price: $2,995,000.

A beautifully designed traditional Hamptons home completely renovated by Farrell Building Company sits on 2.24 private acres south of the highway in the Village of East Hampton. The gracious center hallway will welcome you as the spacious floor plan offers a living room with coffered ceilings and fireplace, family room, formal dining room, a country kitchen with a fireplace and breakfast area with views of the park-like estate.The master suite has a fireplace and spa bath plus two en suite guest bedrooms.Additionally, there is a separate two bedroom guest wing, two-car garage, finished lower level, and permits for tennis are in place.An open house is held daily from 9 to 5. Price: 3,995,000

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Opening Night Gala Preview THE

2010

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Traditional Home TO BENEFIT FEATURING

The ultimate summer house decorated by over 25 top interior designers

Saturday, July 24, 2010 6:30PM to 8:30PM Preview of the showhouse, chance to meet the designers and cocktails FOR INFORMATION AND TICKETS

Tickets may be purchased in advance or at the event for $225 please call 631-377-3500 or visit www.hamptondesignershowhouse.com House Open Daily from 11am to 5pm, Monday to Sunday Sunday, July 25 to Sunday, September 5 Showhouse is located at 129 Stoney Hill Road, Sag Harbor, NY SPONSORS

Children under six, infants, strollers and pets are not admitted. No tickets sold after 4:30PM. House Built by Frank Bodenchak and Edge Real Estate

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MONTAUK. SAT. 7/17, 2-3PM. 18 ARTHUR DRIVE. Hither Hills 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath with pool. Custom built brick patio with ﬁreplace, BBQ and deeded beach rights. Exclusive $1.895M WEB# 53085 Peter Moore 516.313.0685, Lois Moore 516.317.8727

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 7/17, 2-4PM. 67 BULL PATH. East Hampton Masterpiece. Custom built and designed on 2.5 private acres, 6 bedrooms, 8.5 baths. Exclusive $4.495M WEB# 27883 Elisabeth Mills 631.907.1463

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 7/17, 11AM-1PM. 6 WEST WAY. (OFF DUKE DRIVE) Quiet Northwest Woods setting. Bright 3 bedroom, 3 bath, one story on a cul de sac. Open plan, high ceilings, heated pool. Exclusive $695K WEB# 48553 Tom Fitzmaurice 631.907.1495

WAINSCOTT. SAT. 7/17, 11AM-1PM. 60 SOUTH BREEZE DRIVE. Crisp, clean Contemporary. Four bedrooms, 3 baths, sunroom, pool, garage. A perfect home at a great price. Exclusive $1.25M WEB# 32071 Bonita DeWolf 631.907.1457

SAG HARBOR. SAT. 7/17, 11:30AM-1PM. 97 NORTH HAVEN WAY. Five bedroom immaculate home, heated pool, outdoor shower, and lovely landscaping. Exclusive $1.795M WEB# 20500 Maureen Geary 631.725.3867

BRIDGEHAMPTON. SAT. 7/17, 2-4PM. 109 KELLIS POND LANE. Southern comfort great value South of highway. Four plus bedrooms. Open living space. Worth the trip. Exclusive $2.495M WEB# 42256 Jane Peterson 631.899.0346

BRIDGEHAMPTON. SAT. 7/17, 12-2PM. 34 MURRAY PLACE. Great Bridgehampton location. Three bedroom cottage, stroll to hamlet. Exclusive $850K WEB# 23968 Jack Zito 631.537.4133

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 7/17 & SUN. 7/18, 10AM-1PM. 257 SOUTH MAIN STREET. A+ area, large Victorian, dock and carriage house. Exclusive $9M WEB# 49185 Alison Barwick 516.241.4796

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 7/17, 2-4PM. 1020 MAJORS PATH- UNIT 29- 29 ANDREW CT. Mint 2 bedroom, 2 bath townhouse with garage. Built 2006. Upscale kitchen, CAC, vacuum and alarm. Heated community pool. Exclusive $449K WEB# 26385 Sandra Grifﬁn 631.204.2608

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