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Chardonnay “Le Bois Chalard� 2008 $8 $10740

It has a definite "Loire Style", which is crisp, fresh and light. It will be a delightful surprise to those accustomed to heavy, fruity Chardonnays. (A0925)

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A dry light, easy-to-drink rose. The perfect wine for casual luncheons, dinners and summer picnics. This is a dry, light rose that pairs well with Asian food or charcuterie. It exhibits aromas of ripe cherry and raspberry. (A0927)

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This Loire Valley Touraine, made from the Sauvignon blanc grape, is the ideal dry white to accompany salmon and other fresh- or saltwater fish. It has a definite finesse and elegance, and a distinctive Sauvignon bouquet.With the price of Sancerre and Pouilly Fume now well North of $20., Sauvion’s Touraine represents very fine value! (4421)

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Vouvray 'Vallee de Loire' 2008

Saumur-Champigny “Gravieres du Roy� 2007

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Travel with us to... NEW YORK YANKEE AND METS BASEBALL GAME TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE: Call for complete details. The Bronx Zoo – Sun., Jul. 26th – $65 Adults/$55 Children 3-12 – Take a walk on the wild side at the world's greatest zoo – the Bronx Zoo! Your full general admission ticket will include the Wild Asia Monorail, Skyfari Cable Car one-way, Children’s Zoo, Congo Gorilla Forest, Butterfly Garden, Bug Carousel and unlimited Zoo Shuttle. Lunch is on your own at one of the facilities on site. 24th Annual “Pops by the Sea” 2-Day Tour – Sun.-Mon., Aug. 2nd-3rd - $294 pp./do. – We are delighted to offer you this special tour. You will have “Festival Seating”, with a wonderful view of the stage, to enjoy this magical afternoon event. Under the baton of Maestro Keith Lockhart and Celebrity Honorary Guest Conductor, Angie Dickinson, this fundraising concert regularly sells out to a live audience of over 15,000 -- the Cape's largest single audience. A Day at Mohonk Mountain House – Sun., Aug. 9th – $115 pp. – This astonishing Landmark Resort is the only structure on the virtually untouched land at the top of the Shawangunk Ridge. It is surrounded by thousands of acres of unspoiled scenery, beautiful rock formations, 128 gazebos overlooking the mountains and, of course overlooks Lake Mohonk. Experience a special day here taking in the sights, riding on a horse-drawn carriage and enjoy a fabulous meal. The property also has gift shops, a barn museum and absolutely lovely gardens. Lady Liberty Cruise – Wed., Aug. 12th – $119 pp. – Enjoy the cool breeze as you sail through the majestic gateway of America and view the spectacular Manhattan skyline and its towering bridges. Your four-hour cruise features a delicious lunch, three-hour open bar, musical entertainment and dancing. Relax aboard the M/V Sterling as she sets sail from Long Island’s Port Washington en route to the Statue of Liberty. Your cruise offers a view of Long Island’s Gold Coast and Millionaires Row of Kings Point, New York City’s famous skyline and the ultimate close up view of the Statue of Liberty in the New York Harbor. Ringling Bros. Coney Island “Boom-a-Ring” Circus – Sat., Aug. 15th – For the first time, the Greatest Show on Earth’s Gold Unit (Officially titled “Coney Island Boom-a-Ring”) will raise its airconditioned tent in one of the greatest neighborhoods in New York City – Coney Island. You will have the opportunity to meet Ringling Bros. performers and animals, learn circus skills and enjoy a taste of the circus before the show even starts at the Pre-Show Event! Don’t forget to stop at the Nathan’s on the Boardwalk – try one of their famous frankfurters and delicious french fries. Yes, there are other places to eat and lots of sights to see. Historic Hyde Park – Thurs., Aug. 20th - $99 pp. – See some of America’s most extraordinary scenery and experience the thrilling history of the Hudson River Valley. The Roosevelt’s and the Vanderbilt’s called Hyde Park “home”. Your tour will include guided tours of the FDR National Historic site and Vanderbilt Mansion, and a self-guided tour of the FDR Museum and Library. Enjoy a special lunch at The Tavern in the famous Beekman Arms Inn.

The Intrepid Museum & Circle Line Cruise – Wed., Aug. 26th – Adults $98 pp. and Children 12 & under $84 each. The Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum is one of America’s leading historic, cultural and educational institutions. The Museum is centered on the aircraft carrier Intrepid and is one of the most successful ships in US history (and now a national historic landmark). Combine this wonderful experience with a fabulous two hour Circle Line Sightseeing Cruise (with boxed lunch) and your day is perfect. Saratoga Springs – ‘Racing at its Best' – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tues., Aug. 30th-Sept. 1st – $605 pp./do. – “Watch the races from the rail and feel the pounding hooves as the horses round the clubhouse turn.” – One of the oldest and most charming horse racing tracks in the country, a day at Saratoga Race Course is not to be missed. This tour also offers admission to the National Museum of Racing and stupendous National Museum. Lancaster, PA – Whoopie Pie Festival and More – 3-Day Tour – Fri.-Sun. Sept. 18th-20th $450 pp./do. – Visit the National Christmas Center, Kitchen Kettle Village’s “7 Sweets & Sours Fest”, have a guided Farmlands Tour riding through the beautiful countryside (learning about the local Amish) and join the fun at the Annual Whoopie Pie Festival! These cake-like whoopie pies were considered a special treat because they were originally made from leftover batter. According to Amish legend, when children would find these treats in their lunch bags, they would shout “Whoopie!” Boston Symphony Orchestra, Boston Ballet and More – 2-Day Tour – Sat.-Sun., Oct. 3rd4th – $415 pp./do. – The opportunity to see two great performances is amazing! Enjoy the world famous Boston Symphony Orchestra. (This program includes Beethoven, Carter, Debussy, Williams and Ravel.) You will also attend an elegant performance of Maina Gielgud’s production of the ballet, “Giselle”. Long after you leave the Opera House, this ballet will still be with you. No trip to Boston would be complete without a fun ride on the Boston Ducks tour! Niagara Falls & Toronto – 4-Day Tour – Mon.-Thurs., Oct. 5th-8th - $745 pp./do. – Hampton Jitney does the planning and the driving – what more could you ask for. See the majesty of worldfamous Niagara Falls. This tour has so much to offer you for an exhilarating experience. In addition to fine dining, you’ll have tours, ride the Maid of the Mist, tour Toronto for sightseeing and shopping, go on a Toronto Harbor Cruise, take your chances at the Fallsview Casino and more. AS OF JUNE 1, 2009 YOU WILL NEED A PASSPORT, ENHANCED DRIVER’S LICENSE OR PASSPORT CARD IN ORDER TO REENTER THE UNITED STATES.

Also Available: 2-Day Fully Guided Tour of The Hamptons - Sun.-Mon. – 8/23-24, 9/27-28 & 10/25-26 “Wicked” – Wed., 9/9 Boothbay Harbor Maine Lobster Bake – 4-Day Tour – Sun.-Wed., 9/13-16 PA Quilt Extravaganza – Sat., 9/19

SHOW TOURS INCLUDE – Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details.

To Make A Tour Reservation Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton Or dial extensions 328 and 329 to reach our Greenport office.


We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more.

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for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott.

Hampton Jitney’s Value Pack Ticket Books are always available! Call, Stop in or Go Online to Purchase. • They never expire • Simple to purchase • Save time and money • Any rider can use - anytime

South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

Through our online website reservation and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for information & reservations. Make your travel reservations quickly and accurately, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Book.


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HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes. ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows� may be charged full fare.

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The “Q�: Non-stop service to Midtown Manhattan on Monday. Airport Connections are not available on these trips on Monday. Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound). These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun. This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed.

LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Lower Manhattan continues this summer.



These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway. This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. Montauk Line- These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. Westhampton Line- These trips guarantee WH line passengers will not transfer on the days noted above. ON CERTAIN TRIPS, PASSENGERS MAY BE REQUIRED TO TRANSFER.


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Battery Park City - South End Ave. & Albany Across from Gristedes


Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank


South Street Seaport - Pearl St. & Fulton St. East side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy’s


Stuyvesant Town - 1st Ave. & 17th St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 16th & 17th) at the bus shelter in front of Starbucks


Peter Cooper Village - 1st Ave. & 23rd St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education building


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Let ‘er Rip On the Front Lines Risking their Lives with Firemen in Sag Harbor By Dan Rattiner At 9:30 on Saturday night, practically every community on the East End set off fireworks to celebrate the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Because of the crowds on that weekend, it is usually the case that residents in each of the villages go to their own displays. The roads are clogged. The time for the fireworks, at 9:30 p.m., allows for Fourth of July dinners and parties and then, off to the fireworks themselves, which are usually set off from a beach. I love watching the fireworks. I love getting as close to where they are being set off as the police allow. And until this year, when I went to a show at a village other than my own, I did not realize how spoiled I had become. During the last 20 years, my hometown of East Hampton has become the most posh, chic, upscale and snooty community imaginable. And so have our fireworks. All our fireworks now are award-winning affairs, carefully planned out by experts ahead of time and suitable for the competition in Cannes, where the most artful and imaginative fireworks

in the world are judged annually. East Hampton usually hires Grucci, the outfit that has won the gold at Cannes. They do not come cheap. But here’s what you get, as an example. The show, always held on Main Beach, starts with a carefully selected piece of music blasted out gently over loudspeakers. It might be

The men remove their hats. Then there is a rendition of “Y. M. C. A.” with the fireworks in the sky making a Y, an M, a C and an A, then a gentle andante piece, “Swan Lake,” perhaps, with slow flower shaped pastel fireworks. The show might end with the cannon fire of the finale of the “1812 Overture,” the great cannon explosions accompanied by the massive groupings of identical rockets fired across the sky in great silvery rows. At the end, there is a polite, sophisticated cheer and applause from the crowd. Then everybody gets in the Jags, BMWs, Audis and SUVs and goes home. This year, because once again, the fireworks at Main Beach were cancelled because of the existence of the nest of an endangered family of birds, we opted not to go to the similar displays held up at Devon on the bay in Amagansett because of what we felt would be double crowds, and instead went to the fireworks at Sag Harbor on the vast lawns of Havens Beach seven miles away. We had no idea what to expect since we had

”Ouch,” somebody said. The firemen could be seen running around in the smoke.


Handel’s “Water Music” at the start, with slow, graceful gold and silver fireworks arching overhead in a sort of cascading waterfall ballet to get you in the mood. That ends, and then Ethel Merman belts out “God Bless America” to huge blasts of alternating red, white and blue rockets. Everybody stands up from their beach blankets.


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East Hampton’s Jon Bon Jovi treated diners at the Blue Parrot restaurant to an impromptu performance last Saturday. Using a guitar from the wall, the popular rocker played “Who Says You Can’t Go Home,” “Free Bird” and “Dead or Alive.” * * * There were more celebrities than fireworks in the Hamptons last weekend. Russell Simmons, Jessica Szohr, David Lee and AnnaLynne McCord partied at the Sag Harbor home of Eugene Remm and Mark Birnbaum; Alex McCord, Simon Van Kempen and Theodora Richards were spotted at Georgica; and Gerard Butler swung by the Montauk Yacht Club for a party thrown by Ben Watts. * * * South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford recently admitted to spending some time in the Hamptons with his mistress, Maria Belen Chapur. * * * Former Montauk part-timer Bernie Madoff received a maximum sentence of 150 years in prison last week for operating the biggest Ponzi scheme in history. * * * Rumor has it that Southampton’s Vera Wang will be competing on “Dancing with the Stars.” The ABC hit’s ninth season premieres September 21. * * * “Royal Pains,” the USA show about a Hamptons concierge doctor, has some local residents upset. Southampton Hospital president Bob Chaloner is reportedly unhappy that the show’s fictional hospital is referred to as a “taco stand” and “the local cemetery.” * * * Amagansett’s Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick may be moving to Brooklyn. Multiple sources claim that the couple bought a nine-bedroom Park Slope Victorian townhouse from actors Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany. * * * Designer Catherine Malandrino hosted shopping and cocktails in support of the Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue last Saturday. * * * Lydia Hearst and Twilight star Kellan Lutz hosted a Gatsby-themed Fourth of July soirée in Water Mill. * * * Supermodel Molly Sims recently helped launch the Tommy T-Studio at the Tommy Hilfiger store in East Hampton. Every Saturday between now and Labor Day weekend, the silk screening studio will offer a different T-shirt. * * * Governor Paterson attended a Bridgehampton pool party hosted by Russell Simmons last weekend. The governor was

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Lies, All Lies! Mark & Jenny Sanford and Maria Belan Chapur in the Hamptons By Dan Rattiner “If an erection lasts for more than four hours, see your doctor.” — Cialis TV commercial * * * Ten years ago, visiting New Zealand, I encountered for the first time the grand tradition of great leaders in remote areas going off by themselves into the wilderness to spend a few days in vigorous exercise and deep contemplation. I don’t recall the name of the Prime Minister of the country who was in office at the time, but whoever he was he was off on one of these walks, out of touch with the rest of the government, the whole time we were in Auckland. It was his “walkabout,” backpacking through the woods of the South Island with some friends, enjoying

hunting and fishing and whatever else might come along while out there roughing it. It seemed absolutely understandable at the time for a great leader to be doing this. On June 24, a reporter named Gina Smith, who works for The State, Columbia, South Carolina’s leading daily paper, was out at the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport, where, responding to an anonymous phone tip, she was keeping an eye on Governor Mark Sanford’s SUV, parked in the long term parking lot there. The governor soon appeared. And thus a story, which on at least three occasions includes the Hamptons, began. Sanford, all tanned and sunburned and wearing a blue and white button down shirt and tan

pants, was not long in coming out to his car with his luggage. He chirped the clicker. Smith approached him. She asked him where he’d been. His staff had been telling the press he’d been out hiking the woods of the Appalachian Trail. Why had they said that? “I don’t know,” the governor said. “Well, in fairness to them, I guess I did tell them that. I’d considered it. You know, We just had this long session. I needed a break. At the last minute, though, I thought to just do something more exotic.” An aide came over and tried to lead the governor away. “Buenos Aires?” she asked. (continued on page 28)

THE CITIZENS OF SAG HARBOR STATE THEIR CASE By Dan Rattiner The people of Sag Harbor, in a landslide vote, approved a plan to fix up and put an addition onto the John Jermain Library in the center of town last week. It might seem a small thing, not worthy of notice. But in fact, it is a major lesson in civics in this remarkable old whaling town. It has taken the Library Board nearly seven years and considerable expense to come around to the idea of fixing up the library. During that time, it had architects draw up plans three times to persuade the townspeople to approve a plan to build a new and larger library out of

town at Mashashimuet Park. The public voted to reject these plans the one time it made it as far as a vote. And that was in 2004. It is a remarkable lesson in civics. By all 21st century logic, the board presented correct thinking in its plan to build at the park. The old building, though solidly built, is poorly heated, drafty, out of date and has a roof that leaks. Because of its rock solid construction, it would be extremely expensive to repair. There is no parking at the library. It was built at a time when people rode horses. Also, it was built in a Greek revival style that had little regard for the library functions that would

take place inside. It had, and has, a grand, 60foot high domed rotunda, which would logically have been better used by, for example, the legislative branch of government. It has little office space. It’s a climb of one story up grand marble steps outside to get to the magnificently columned first floor rotunda inside. That’s the main meeting space. And in it, everybody in the library can hear you. But that is what Mrs. Russell Sage, the wealthy widow who paid for this building in 1910, wanted. It is built in an elaborate classic style with fluted columns, friezes and a (continued on next page)

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same money, or even less money than what it would cost to repair the old building, a whole new library, with proper stacks, meeting rooms, internet connections and back offices the way the librarians wanted them? Well, no. The townspeople of Sag Harbor want the library right where it is. In fact, they want it looking exactly the way it is. Fix it up. And if you need more space, build an addition in the back. After seven years, the librarians finally said ok. Why the problem? Probably because the librarians work every day in the awkward, inefficient and difficult old library. The townspeople, meanwhile, live and work in this beautiful, old, 19th century whaling town. And they love it. If Mrs. Sage, gosh bless her, wanted to build a grand, if tiny and awkward, civic building, reminiscent of Washington D. C., right on Main Street, they would love that too. The ferocity with which the 2,500 citizens of this historic town love the place exactly the way it is, is legendary. They want all the mom and pop stores in the center of town. They want no Cartier, no Tommy Hilfiger, no Ralph Lauren, not even a Starbucks. When CVS announced it had bought a building in town and would build a supermarket-pharmacy there, it got hooted out of town before even one nail got hammered into a wall. Subsequently, people came into the old-fashioned Sag Harbor Pharmacy to congratulate Barry Marcus, the friendly owner. He would be staying. They don’t even want a supermarket. Food shopping? Go to Schiavoni’s. An interesting thing about this point of view is the fact that Sag Harbor has its legendary history firmly rooted in the first half of the 19th century, but the townspeople find that of only secondary importance. Sag Harbor is one of only four grand whaling towns in America — the others being New Bedford, Nantucket and Lahaina, Hawaii. In the first half of the 19th century, the town prospered beyond everyone’s wildest dreams. It was an international port with a custom’s house. The church in town was the tallest structure on Long Island at that time. The town had a power station providing electricity — the very first on Long Island. It had old whaling mansions, a busy Long Wharf and a population from around the world — brought here aboard more than 100 whaling ships as crew — that spoke 50 languages or more. But the Sag Harbor of today has NOT chosen to restore the town to the glory of those years. It might have done that. It might have done that and then tucked all the modern stuff away on the outskirts and become a tourist town. But no. The Sag Harbor residents of today have chosen to keep the town up in a manner of a by-gone era, but that era is the first half of the 20th century. The town is not, therefore, a dead museum tourist town. It is a living, breathing holdover from about 1942. You can get a haircut at the barbershop, shop in the Five and Dime, pick up tools at the Emporium

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wide array of ornamental moldings everywhere. She named it the John Jermain Library, after her grandfather, the Major. The park beckoned. It is only a short drive — or a 10-block, one-mile walk — out of town. It is a very large and beautiful park with lots of sports fields, children’s playgrounds and parking space. There’s even an old wooden two-story building constructed during the same era as the library, which allows for indoor activities on rainy days. On occasion, competing fire departments from around the county have drills and competitions in this park. That is how large it is. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to build, for the


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Bam, Bam, Bam The Natives Get Restless at Sunset on Sagg Main Beach By Dan Rattiner Late in the afternoon of Monday, June 29 at Sagg Main Beach, the sunbathers began to gather up their things and walk toward their cars in the parking lot. There were about 300 of them, and they were eager to get home to shower off the sand and the salt and settle in for a dinner on the deck or out at one of our local restaurants. As they began to leave, however, they were met with another 300 people driving into the parking lot to begin THEIR time at the beach. These people arriving were armed with the same sort of stuff that the people leaving had brought — baskets of food, volleyballs, kites,

soccer balls, beer, soda, wine, tables and chairs and blankets. In addition, though, they were also arriving with sweaters, hats and dogs, the presence of which is strictly prohibited during the day, but is okay after six. Also, about 50 people of the 300 brought drums, tambourines, shakers, castanets, bongos, whistles and clackers. Unannounced, uninvited and quite by accident, 300 people knew that that evening there would be drumming at Sagg Main. They knew it because every Monday evening in the summertime for the past eight years there has been drumming at Sagg Main. From about 6:30 to 7 p.m. these people

milled around, shaking hands, exchanging hugs, introducing guests and newcomers and catching up with others about what they had been doing since the previous Monday evening. Blankets got spread out, some people sat on them, a few people sat in folding chairs, the dogs and children ran around. But now a large number of people, standing in a group, began forming up halfway between the dunes at the back of the beach and the surf out beyond the shoreline. What was it all about? Seven o’clock came and went. The sun began to lay lower off in the west. There was anticipation in the air, and most everybody knew (continued on next page)

ASSEMBLYMAN FRED THIELE STEPS ON THE GAS By Dan Rattiner If there was ever an argument against term limits, then Fred Thiele’s ongoing battle against the gasoline industry is a good example of it. He’s been our New York State Assemblyman for the past 18 years. He’s been fighting with the gasoline industry for the last ten. It’s been a terrific battle and he has gotten nowhere yet. But he keeps at it. It is hard not to notice that gasoline prices on eastern Long Island are higher than just about anywhere else. A closer look shows that the farther east you go, the prices go higher still. So, for example, if a gallon of

gas is $2.10 in Ronkonkoma, it will be $2.20 in Westhampton, it is $2.30 in Southampton, $2.40 in East Hampton and $2.60 in Montauk. What’s going on? When Thiele first looked into this matter at the request of his constituents, he was told that the prices went up because of the distance one had to travel from the refineries and holding tanks. That this seemed dubious, since other commodities do not suffer the same plight, it nevertheless brought Thiele up short for awhile. On the other hand, he did propose two different bills to attack this argument, both of

which were vigorously and successfully opposed by the gasoline lobby. Looking at the problem again four years later, he was told a different story. The price of gas goes up the farther out east you go because the East End is a wealthier area and in wealthier areas the gas companies charge more for the same stuff than they do elsewhere. If this were a restaurant chain it might have made some sense. Pricing can vary from location to location. But this is a COMMODITY. And commodities are not supposed (continued on page 22)

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what it was going to be. There would be an amazing primitive ritual coming soon: a celebration of sunset and life on earth in the Hamptons. At eight minutes after seven, it started. A drum beat. Then another drum in a counterpoint. And then everyone with instruments, all the drummers, those with snare drums, tambourines, castinets, shakers and everything else, began to drum themselves into a circle facing one another so they could watch each other as they drummed and shook and see it build and build and build and get louder and louder and louder. The Hamptons? Not. The coast of Africa, perhaps. People were now shaking their arms, swaying from side to side, jumping up and down and moving to the drum beat in welcome to the evening. And at that moment, into this scene, a group of 10 or so surfers came running down the beach with their boards to splash into the sea. They swam out into the oncoming break. Listening to the drums, they would ride the sets to the sunset. Oddly, the drumming brought to mind, for me anyway, the sound of a marching band on a football field just before they break into a John Phillip Sousa march. Budda bum bum, budda bum bum. Budda bum bum, budda bum. The wind sprang up. It often does late in the day. The birds flew around, confused by it all. I am writing on a laptop, sitting in a folding chair by a snow fence that stretches from the dunes at the back of the beach to the sea, just to the west of the drummers. It was put there

four weeks ago by environmentalists anxious to protect the nesting area of the sacred and endangered piping plover birds that they had just found off to the west. These birds must not be disturbed. No cars may drive down the beach just now. There were signs. BEACH DRIVING TEMPORARILY PROHIBITED DUE TO POTENTIAL INTERFERENCE WITH ENDANGERED SPECIES. Bum budda budda. Bum budda budda. Soon the football teams in full regalia will come over the back of the dune and down the face of it to begin the game, as the 100,000 eager fans roar. The group of drummers at the back of the beach begins to walk slowly down toward the ocean around 7:30. The shadows from the dunes behind them cover nearly half of the sand now, but the drummers and those watching are swaying madly to the noise as they walk. They approach the ocean. Something will happen down there, perhaps. Perhaps not. The sunset now is an eerie orange, gold and yellow glow. The drumming continues. I count 25 dogs running back and forth happily down by the water’s edge. It’s happening. Something. A loud acknowledgement of the evening, of the universe, of God, of Dan Rattiner

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the solar system. Perhaps. The piping plovers, on the other side of the fence, lay more eggs. The dogs fetch balls thrown into the surf. The kites fly. The women in bikinis sway. The men crash their drums. The people come and go. The lovers hug. The dancers twirl. And life goes on. At 8:30, the sun is down. It’s getting chilly. People begin to head up the beach toward the parking lots and their cars, but the drumming continues. This is life in the Hamptons, very unlike what you would normally expect. The waitresses and golf caddies, wealthy matrons and artists all through the Hamptons going about their day, a sunny blue sky day, thinking about the evening to come. Now here it is. The world is melting away. The soul smiles. There is only the rhythm, the sea, the barking of the dogs, the cawing of the birds and the unkept promise of the Green Bay Packers. Finally, dusk settles in and, around 9:30, in the dark, it ends. They have drummed the sun down. In the morning, it is back to the sunbathers. As for the piping plovers on the other side of the snow fence, well, it’s just one damn thing after another, all morning, afternoon and night.

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Who’s Here By P. J. Mills As a teenager, Colson Whitehead summered in Sag Harbor with his family, and he retains a family connection to its African American beach community, Azurest. Born and raised in Brooklyn, Whitehead attended Trinity High School in Manhattan and was the TV critic for The Village Voice after graduating from Harvard. While at the Voice, he began work on a novel, and in 1999 his literary career was launched with the publication of The Intuitionist. Esquire named The Intuitionist the best first novel of 1999 and GQ called it one of the best books of the past millennium. Whitehead went on to write two more critically acclaimed novels, John Henry Days (2001) and Apex Hides the Hurt (2006), as well as the highly praised collection of essays, Colossus of New York: A City in Thirteen Parts (2003). The author has accumulated the coveted awards and accolades most writers only dream about, winning the prestigious MacArthur Fellowship at the age of 35. Sag Harbor, Whitehead’s 2009 semi-autobiographical novel, is a departure from his previous work. A more personal story, it is lighter fare. The ideas and plots that drive his earlier novels are replaced by a lazy summertime feel and tone. Suspended in time between Memorial Day and Labor Day in the Sag Harbor of 1985, the setting is buoyant and breezy despite the teenage angst of the protagonist, 15-year-old Benji Cooper. Benji, a privileged African American teenager, is a student at an exclusive, mostly white, private school in Manhattan; his summers in Sag Harbor provide him with a much-needed connection to a long standing African American community. In the village of Sag Harbor, Benji works at the ice cream parlor on the wharf, goes from bike riding to riding in cars, and hangs out with his friends. There are no big moments of discovery. No epiphanies. No great awakenings, sexual or otherwise. In my interview with him, Whitehead described Sag Harbor as a book that “elevates the quotidian.” It does this by using many small moments of growing up to create an elaborate collage of descriptive detail. Here we have a rather nerdy Benji soaked in the black-and-white popular culture of the day, wearing a favorite tee shirt, recalling the con-

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midtown Manhattan, happily drops her lawyerly cloak when she comes out for a well-earned summer by the sea. In all of Whitehead’s books, there is a tangential approach to the question of race in America. In The Intuitionist, the main character, Lila Mae Watson, is the first female African American elevator-safety inspector in her city. When there is a catastrophic crash of an elevator she has certified as safe, using intuition rather than “empirical,” instrument-based means, we are hurled along with her into a world defined by corrupt unions and mindless, heartless bureaucracies, as well as race and gender tensions. In John Henry Days, Whitehead gives us his own updated version of the myth of John Henry, the black man who “died with a hammer in his hand” after winning his race against a steampowered hammer. Henry’s race against the machine is, for Whitehead, “a metaphor for all the machines we make and the contests we devise to engage them.” In Apex Hides the Hurt, a nameless black man, a rebranding expert or “nomenclature consultant,” is the central character in a satirical tale about the corruption of language by commercialism. In 1985 neither Benji nor anyone else could have predicted an America with Obama as President. Yet Benji lives and thinks in “postracial” or “post-black’’ terms, where color is sounded in a minor rather than a major key. By writing about the search for identity of “a black boy with a beach house,” Whitehead turns the white stereotype of what it means to be African American on its head. And Benji informs us that this topsy-turvy worldview is no paradox: “What you call a paradox, I call myself.” We have for some time heard and read the stories of enslaved blacks, black ghetto life and blacks “passing” for white. Now we are seeing the culmination of the long hard struggle of African Americans to move out of slavery and segregation, and into the mainstream, with authenticity. In Sag Harbor, class advantage trumps racial stereotype in a coming of age tale that sparkles like the sea on a sunny day.

In all of Whitehead’s books, there is a tangential approach to the question of race in America. sequences of a miscut Afro, and trying to break free of being identified with his younger brother Reggie. We also have the teenager’s view of his parents, hard-working successful professionals whose cultural heroes, like W. E. B. DuBois, are shadowy figures to Benji. His father, a doctor, is a man who can deliver a hard slap to a son so he won’t passively accept being taunted by whites. His mother, a corporate lawyer in

Colson Whitehead will do a reading and book signing of Sag Harbor at Canio’s Bookstore on Saturday, July 11, from 6 to 8 p.m. Canio’s is located at 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. Call 725-4926 for more details.

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within the gas companies — in other words, they were just part of the company owned chain of delivery that included refiners, wholesalers and retailers. The gasoline companies therefore declared themselves exempt from the law because they were not “wholesalers,” they were all these other things too, which really defined them as Gasoline Companies. Using this argument, they refused to go along with the law. So the State sued them, creating a matter that will drag through the court for many years. Oddly, the local independent gas stations, which go under names such as Harbor

Heights, DID have to comply. They buy from independent wholesalers who get their gas from here or there, perfectly good gas, but on the periphery of the business nevertheless. The result of this is that the independent stations are now selling gas for much less than the majors out here. Look for it. If you find a Empire station, and they are around, you can gas up for far less than you can at an Exxon Station. It’s taken a year and a half, but while all this has been going on, Thiele, along with another Assemblyman, Adam Bradley, has been moving a new bill through committee that would modify the wording of the earlier bill. And last week, this modification was passed by that legislative body. Those who must comply with this law will have to be “all parties in the chain of supply” of gasoline. This is bill A.234-A. In the Senate, a similar bill is under consideration. Whether or not it will pass there will depend upon not only the gasoline lobbying industry, but whether business can even get conducted in that dysfunctional chamber. Well, they’re working on it. If they finally do pass it and it then trots on over to the Governor’s desk for signature, I expect Thiele will finally be able to chalk one up in the win column. It took a little bit of time. But he’s stayed on the case and, well, there’s the good argument against term limits for our government officials.

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Breaking Ground with Workforce Housing By T.J. Clemente In today’s economy, the statistic used to measure the ups and downs is housing starts. But this is the story of a housing start that touches on a deeper side of housing in the Hamptons. This is about affordable housing. Coming to Merchants Path in Sagaponack before the end of 2009 will be what Anthony “Tony” Panza, calls affordable “work force housing.” Panza is president of the Southampton Business Alliance Housing Initiative Corporation (SBAHIC), a nonprofit 501c3 organization formed with the sole intention of building and supporting the construction of housing for the working men and women in the Town of Southampton. The group was formed in 2007 by members of the Southampton Business Alliance, and this project in Sagaponack is the first to break ground. On this site, SBAHIC has already started building two single-family homes, each with an accessory one-bedroom apartment, expected to be completed this winter. Panza made a point to add that the project came to fruition because of a partnership between the Town of Southampton and local business leaders. With the ground breaking behind them, the project is off and running. The prospective homeowners will be selected via a lottery, which will be advertised in the coming weeks. Details as to income limits, etc., will be outlined in coming news releases and will be administered through the Long Island Housing Partnership.

“To be eligible, there will be a formula based on total in-house income, plus number of family members, dependents, things like that,” Panza explained. “Retired couples will also be eligible.” Panza guessed the income levels will probably be somewhere “between $60,000 and $96,000,” depending on the submitted medium income criterion. The land was donated by a developer who promised the Town of Southampton Board in 2007 that he’d hand over the property as part of a deal with the board. The two homes will be built side by side on 1 1/4 acres, and, according to Panza, “The concepts of open space will be utilized.” Each home will be about 1,700 square feet with a finished basement. That square footage will include a 500-sq. ft. apartment. Panza said the homes will be priced somewhere between $300,000 and $315,000 — much less than they would demand in the open market. Panza stressed that the properties will be green homes, built to specs beyond the Southampton Town Energy code, with “over installed insulation, over sealing. All appliances will be Energy Star, as will all light fixtures.” Even the materials used to construct he homes will be green. Individuals who contributed their time and energy to this project are Richard Warren (president SBA), Tony Toscano, Ann Lewall, John Bennett Esq. and Jim Zizzi. In East Hampton, Lynn Ryan, an aide to supervisor William McGintee, gave a quick

overview on that town’s work force housing program, saying, “Workforce housing [in East Hampton] is not as pictured by Suffolk County or the EH Business Alliance (large apartment complexes). East Hampton currently has over 700 units of affordable or low-income housing. Green Hollow is under construction. We also have the two-acre parcel next to the windmill,” which has a proposal to make large homes with four apartments in each one.” She said she believes East Hampton is the leader on this front in all of Long Island. Therefore the efforts in Sagaponack to start a green working force home presence around the horse farms, the mansions and the estates are more then mere window dressing. It speaks to the issues that houses for homes for workers still need to be built, as well as the reality of long term energy concerns. In recent times, the focus has been maximizing profits by building huge homes. The SBAHIC’s project is not only breaking ground, it is groundbreaking on three fronts: it is building much needed workforce housing, putting “green” into that plan, and addressing the needs of all segments of the housing markets. Panza’s pride and excitement expressed the best elements of what a fusion of the business community and local town government can create when they pool their brain power and resources for the local community. Together, they’ve shown that a town is like a hand with fingers in a strong grip to hold lives together.


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A“Jackson,� by Warhol, via Vered, to ArtHampton By Debbie Tuma For the first time since Michael Jackson’s death, a major portrait of the artist is being offered and is now at a Hamptons art gallery. On Friday night, July 3, at 6 p.m., the Vered Gallery of East Hampton opened a silent auction of Andy Warhol’s “Michael Jackson� painting, starting at a minimum bid of $800,000. The auction will run through Sunday at 4 p.m., for lots under $1 million. For lots above $1 million, the bidding will continue until 5 minutes passes without a final bid. In other words, if the bidding hits the million mark, it will go for 3,000 more seconds. “We estimate this painting, created in 1984, will sell for $1 million to $10 million,� said Ruth Vered, who owns the East Hampton gallery with her partner, Janet Lehr. “Andy Warhol, who lived out here in Montauk, was the master of twentieth century pop art, and Michael Jackson is the pop music icon.� The 30 x 26-inch, synthetic polymer painting on canvas is a portrait of a smiling Jackson in his red military jacket from his 1984 album, Thriller. The portrait is stamped twice by the Estate of Andy Warhol and the Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visual Arts, Inc. It has been exhibited around the world, from Rio de Janeiro to Tokyo to Las Vegas. “This auction is an unparallelled moment,� said Lehr. “Warhol in the Hamptons is so important because he’s a monumental figure

who had a spectacular oceanfront estate in Montauk, so we have the meetings of the world’s greatest artists in the fields of art and music.� She said the Michael Jackson painting, which originally came from the Warhol estate, was consigned to the gallery by a New York private collector. Vered said that three years ago, her gallery had an exhibit of 20 of Warhol’s famous athlete paintings, including Mohammed Ali, Pele, O.J. Simpson, Chris Evert and Jack Nicklaus. “But I wanted to have the leg-

endary Michael Jackson,� she said. “I’m angry that all these people who are going to his grave abandoned him when he was most vulnerable and in need.� She said her gallery has an auction every year, with a percentage going to different charities. This year, Vered, of Tel-Aviv, said she is donating part of the proceeds to Sderot, a town in Israel that had suffered bombing for about eight years. The Michael Jackson painting will be moved from the Vered Gallery to the ArtHamptons exhibit on Thursday, July 10, when it opens on Main Street in Bridgehampton. This International Art Fair will be presenting over $200 million in Fine Art for purchase. It is the first and only fine art fair in the Hamptons featuring modern and contemporary art from 64 nationally renowned galleries that sell museum caliber art from the twentieth and twenty-first centuries. ArtHamptons provides collectors with a summer opportunity to purchase significant paintings, sculpture, drawings, photography and prints. The event includes an opening gala, collectors’ preview, daily guest lecturers, book signings, silent auctions and door prizes, an official poster, celebrities, and a VIP Lounge. Andy Warhol’s “Michael Jackson� painting will return to the Vered Gallery from ArtHamptons on Sunday, July 12, when the silent auction ends at 4 p.m.








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Hardware Store, get your newspaper at the Ideal, have a coffee out on the wharf and have a fine dinner at the best restaurant in town, the American Hotel, which was built in 1846, at the height of the whaling industry prosperity. Four years ago, when the owner of the Sag Harbor Theatre on Main Street had the audacity to begin to remove the giant red neon sign over the entrance that says SAG HARBOR in 1935 lettering, the town went nuts. The workmen took it down. The townspeople, en masse, took it away and hid it. Then they fought and arranged to get it put back. THAT is part of the history they want to keep.

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So, what happened here is that the townspeople said to the librarians, live with it. If we want to get a book, we will walk up that grand staircase and get one. Parking? We’ll park on Main Street or in the lots that surround our small town and walk down Main Street and

meet our neighbors while getting to it. What is needed now, someone might have said lunching at Conca d’Oro on Main Street, is that we do not need a library out of town, but, maybe, an old fashioned soda shop, with the marble counter and the stools that spin around, a chocolate malted shake mixer, a soda dispenser you can jerk and the shined up mirror on the back wall where you can look at yourself as you slurp through a straw. If someone wants to come here and do that — and we had one here at the Paradise until about 1985 — we’d support that. The vote on the library restoration was 642 yea and 137 nay. Sag Harbor. Don’t mess with it.


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“It’s really a great city,” he said. “You know this whole thing is really getting blown all out of proportion.” And then he was gone. He’d left out the part about the hoochie coochie girl. But he’d talk about that at the press conference. * * * The hoochie coochie girl, it turns out, is an Argentine TV news reporter named Maria Belan Chapur. He met her in a beachfront nightclub in Punte del Este some years ago. His wife, Jenny, didn’t know about it. But then, recently, she discovered a love letter. It hurt her badly. “I’ve been very bad,” the governor said at the press conference. “I apologize to my wife, to my children, to my supporters. I did a terrible thing.” He and his future wife, Jenny, had met vacationing in the Hamptons in 1989. He was 29. She was 27. Mark worked as a financial analyst. Jenny worked as a merger and acquisitions expert at Lazard Freres. In an interview from the driver’s seat of her car after the press conference, Jenny Sanford told a TV reporter that they were taking a trial separation. Would she forgive him? “I think this is something he is going to have to work out with himself,” she said. The affair with the hoochie coochie girl had been going on for several years, Sanford told the media at another press conference. He also said they had had trysts in numerous locations outside of Argentina. He mentioned New York City. And he said they had snuck out to the Hamptons twice. Sanford has been governor of South Carolina

for seven years. He’s a hard charging, chest thumping, penny pinching, Republican who famously sleeps on the sofa in his State House office so as to save on hotel bills when not in his hometown of Sullivan’s Island. He requires his staff to use both sides of post it notes. Once, he brought two pigs he said were named “Pork” and “Barrel” into the state house. They pooped on the rug. He went into a rage when he heard about Bill Clinton’s dalliance with Monica Lewinski. He has been mentioned as a possible candidate for president in 2012. His latest foray into national affairs has been to refuse to accept the $787 million in stimulus money due the state from the Obama administration. That’s his take on spend and spend. Here’s an excerpt from one of his e-mail love letters. 7/14/08 TO MARIA “You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that is so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light.” 6/14/09 TO MARIA [after Jenny discovered the love letters.] “I wish so much that we could put the genie back in the bottle.” 6/15/09 TO MARK “I wish we would not put genie back in the bottle.” A month ago, at the urging of Mark, Jenny con-


sented to allow Mark to see Maria one last time, just to say goodbye. They would be chaperoned. They would be accompanied by a priest. They would go to church and pray and repent. And they did. But enough about Mark and Maria. What about the Hamptons? Nobody seems to know where they stayed out here or what they did. Were they in disguise? Did they wear sunglasses? They don’t call me the King of the Hamptons for nothing. I have worked tirelessly, excitedly, feverishly, day after day, talking to everybody out here, piecing it all together, coming up with this sighting and that spotting. Here it is, for what it’s worth, all the gossip. I know nothing. Maria was seen buying three pounds of scallops at Stuart’s Seafood in Amagansett. A couple looking much like them were seen wandering hand in hand through the scrub pines of Westhampton, adventuring off to the former site of the Bomarc Missile Base to see what the Air Force left there. Very exciting. Mark played golf at the Maidstone Club as a guest of somebody who wishes to remain nameless in 2007. Maria shopped at London Jewelers. A masseuse at Gurney’s Inn in Montauk recalls massaging somebody who felt very much like Maria Belen Chapur in August of 2008. A charter boat captain in Hampton Bays says he took Mark Sanford out deep sea fishing to the Grand Banks in August of 2008 with a very beautiful Argentinian woman who threw up numerous times. They rented a cottage on the ocean in Quogue from a couple who owns a cotton importing company in Georgia in September. She wore Blahnik and Gucci and carried a Prada bag. They strolled through the SearsBellows Park and rode the ponies. An important southern governor with a very exotic South American woman ate at the American Hotel one time, said the owner, Ted Conklin. One evening Mark took Maria for a lobster dinner watching the sunset over Napeague Harbor while sitting at one of the picnic tables at Amagansett’s Fish Farm Multi-Aquaculture Systems Restaurant. She had corn on the cob. He didn’t. Afterwards, when the wind sprang up, they went parasailing from Lazy Point in the descending dusk. Mark and Maria were guests of Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw on Georgica Pond one weekend in July 2007. But it might have been somebody else. A gardener told me this. They stayed at the Southampton Inn one weekend, lunched at San Ambrose standing at the bar and then had dinner at La Parmagiana. They were not recognized. They choppered out from the helipad on Meadow Lane in Southampton on a Sunday evening in August 2005, heading back to LaGuardia. And future betrayed wife Jenny and cute Mark? She met him when he fell to the floor while climbing through a kitchen window at 2 a.m. at a share house in Westhampton Beach in 1989, and she liked him instantly. Somebody said that. That’s all I know.

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Whispers With Gina Glickman The weather this past July Fourth Holiday weekend in the Hamptons was flawless and the perfect backdrop for Hamptonites to celebrate! Saturday, I had the eye opening opportunity to interview author and civil rights activist Rob Zellner at the “MainStreet” series studio in Southampton. Zellner’s memoir entitled The Wrong Side of Murder Creek, A White Southerner in the Freedom Movement focuses on his experiences as a civil rights activist from 1960 to 1967. Zellner’s story is fascinating. He grew up in Alabama. His grandfather was a Klansman, his father, a Methodist minister, was also a Klansman. After traveling the world and connecting with people of all different races and religions, Zellner’s father broke the cycle and rejected his ties with the Klu Klux Klan. His brothers never talked to him again. Yet, his dad quickly re-educated Zellner on his newfound way of life. Abolish segregation and stop the hate. Zellner went on to dedicate his life to freedom for all mankind. In the 1960s, Zellner became a member and ultimately a field secretary of the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee (SNCC) and participated in numerous demonstrations attacking racial discrimination. He was arrested, jailed, beaten — often savagely — shot at by police, and almost killed. Yet he remained committed to the cause of racial justice. Zellner’s friend and mentor was Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.. Today, Zellner continues the on-going fight for civil rights and freedom here in Southampton. In 2000, Zellner’s arm was broken when he mediated a dispute between the police and the Shinnecock Nation. Troopers attacked Dr. Zellner and members of the tribe who were protecting ancestral burial grounds from developers’ bulldozers. Zellner spent the night in jail. Years later, the judge ruled Zellner and others innocent on all counts. Director Spike Lee recently bought the rights to Zellner’s novel and plans to Executive Produce a feature film Zellner’s incredible life story. The freedom celebration continued into Saturday evening. Ben Watts, Ben Pundole, Mazdack Rassi and Rene Goulet celebrated

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ran around in the smoke there for a while. Then, it seemed, a few random shots went off, perhaps some that had not responded the first time. The random ones were all different colors and arrangements and sizes. The colors clashed. Then things picked up and they clashed even more. One went up sideways at a 45 degree angle off to the left. A mistake, maybe. Another seemed to have difficulty getting off the ground, rose 10 feet and went off in a blaze of blood red shoots and vines. “Ouch,” somebody said. The firemen could be seen running around in the smoke. It looked like a war zone. More went off this way and that. There were short pops, long silences between things, then high big booms that shook the beach and sent huge waves of color filling the sky. There was no accompanying music. Whatever seagulls remained fled. “Ooooooh,” a kid of six said.

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started talking. He’d get beer muscles and get all stirred up over nothing. Somebody might yell, “Hey, who cut the cheese?” And Louie would whip the guy to a standstill. Louie always seemed to be in a jam, which is not the same as being in a pickle. It takes a little longer to get out of a jam, but all Louie had to do was simmer down and be prepared to eat a little humble pie. Louie loved Lil, but she was a little light in the bulb department, a few sandwiches short of a picnic some might say. But she knew which side her bread was buttered on. Louie was the breadwinner. He brought home the bacon and together their lives were a piece of cake. Until Tony came along. Tony was Lil’s brother, a real couch potato — not to mention, a big talking cowardly turkey, but too chicken to admit it. Tony would mooch off of them whenever he could. He was always in hot water with Louie. Tony would provoke Louie and always manage to bite off more than he could chew. Louie was always cool as a cucumber around Tony, but when Louie had had enough, he’d launch Tony through the air and out the front door like a hot

Linguists report that English is the most difficult language to learn. It has more words than any other language and it is the only language that has exceptions to every single rule. To be proficient, a new speaker has to learn all the rules and all the exceptions. English is primarily based in Latin, with about a third of our words derived from French origins and another portion from Germanic languages. You can learn English the right way, or the short way. I believe the fastest way to learn conversational English is to just study all the food references. It makes learning English a cakewalk. Let me illustrate... Liver Lips Louie was a fish-faced, meathead, with cauliflower ears, butterfingers, and egg on his face half the time. He was in love with Lil McGill, she was the apple of his eye, a real sweet girl with a peaches and cream complexion. She wore her hair in cornrows. The two of them were like peas in a pod. Louie could be a little rough sometimes, especially when he was in his cups and the whiskey

knife through butter. Tony would scream a protest as he flew over, but Louie would yell back, “That’s the way the cookie crumbles!” Tony knew his goose was cooked and it was time for him to mooch on. Lil would always feel terrible about her brother the mooch, but Louie told her, “No use crying over spilt milk, baby.” “Ahhh Louie,” she’d respond, “whoever said we wasn’t meant to be together don’t know we’re happy as clams.” “You’re the only one for me, Lil. I’m sorry I gotta throw your brother out, but if he’s gonna dish it, he’d better learn to take it!” “Yeah, if he can’t take the heat, he should go to the living room.” “You mean get outta the kitchen.” “Who’s in the kitchen?” “It’s an expression, Lil, like saying ‘he got toasted.’” “Tony was drinking in my kitchen?” “No, honey bun, never mind.” “Speaking of buns, Louie, you’ll never guess what’s in the oven...” “Oh Lil! A little quarter pounder?” “Yep. I wanna name him Kale.” “I’m so happy, Lil! Poke me with a fork, I am done!”


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World Cinema Celebrated at Guild Hall By Amelia Persans Guild Hall’s summer foreign film series, “Rediscovering World Cinema: Gems from the Janus Collection,” seeks to illuminate lesserknown works for the seasoned moviegoer and introduce others to some of the great masters in twentieth century film. Programmer Gavin Wiesen said the series takes a Populist approach in some ways, attracting more mainstream movie-goers with big Hollywood names like Roman Polanski, but screening his first film, Knife in the Water, rather than The Pianist. At the same time, Wiesen hopes to attract a more curious demographic of movie-lovers, people who have probably seen the major works by famous directors like Fellini or Bergman, but will come to the screenings to see films they’ve never seen before. Wiesen said that sometimes there is a disconnect between the most celebrated works in film school and general cultural knowledge. For

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look, in the heat of the summer, of a blanket of snow on your roof. It would certainly have to have a psychologically cooling effect on human beings too. The smarties have made a compelling argument that some have taken even further, recommending that not only roofs are painted white, but cars too. And streets could be paved in white stone. But the looming question is, what has really caused global warming? Our dependence on oil or our addiction to color? It’s worth investigating. Why not do a trial, take it even further than roofs and streets? Every single reflective surface of the world should be white. After all, the polar bears bare-

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By Susan M. Galardi Forget about going green. That movement is anemic compared to the latest, greatest idea to combat global warming: waxing white. Most people know that white reflects light, dark colors absorb it. But most people don’t know that the color white has the ability to actually slow global warming. A few weeks ago at a conference in London, U.S. Energy Secretary Steven Chu made the recommendation that everyone paint his or her roof white. The idea originally came from some smarties at Lawrence Berkeley National Lab in California. The research shows that if everyone painted his or her roof white, it would cool the Earth’s surface by reflecting a tremendous amount of sunlight off the planet. According to Chu, painting all the roofs white would have the same effect on global warming as taking all cars in the world off the roads for a decade. Hmmm. Take your car off the road completely for 10 whole years, or paint your roof white? A no-brainer. A white roof, to match that white picket fence, would also reduce the need for air conditioners since it would have a cooling effect on the home. Not to mention, white roofs look incredibly beautiful — like a blanket of snow. Imagine the

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Celebs Have Fun with Memoirs at Bay Street By Anne Calder Bay Street Theater has again snatched up Celebrity Autobiography: In their Own Words for a performance on June 20. The show features well-known comedians reading selections from other celebrities’ autobiographies and memoirs. It sounds strange at first. Why wouldn’t the celeb read a selection from his or her own memoir? But after a moment’s thought, the set up makes perfect sense and has the potential to be quite amusing. The performance features “serious” segments that are taken way out of context. The passages, once removed from the person who wrote them, are put out in the world to stand alone. These are not exactly profound works of literature, so on


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their own, the passages can seem pretty silly. For example, Carson Kressley, the fashionista from Bravo’s “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,” reading a portion of Mr. T’s Mr. T: The Man with the Gold: An Autobiography couldn’t be anything but outrageously funny. On the comedic line-up are Matthew Broderick, stand-up comedian Jackie Hoffman, formerly of Hairspray, Dayle Reyfel, “The View’s” Sherri Shepherd, and original “Saturday Night Live” writer Alan Zweibel. While Eugene Pack, the show’s creator, wouldn’t divulge what autobiographies might be tapped for the performance at Bay Street, in the past the show has included portions of Vanna

White’s Vanna Speaks, Tommy Lee’s Tommyland, the autobiographies of Ivana Trump, David Cassidy, Suzanne Somers, Lance Bass and Elizabeth Taylor. Celebrity Autobiography opened for the first time in Los Angeles in 1998, and has been a smash hit since. Currently, it’s an OffBroadway production performed every Monday at the Triad Theater in Manhattan. The show has just booked a national tour, with a rotating cast as it travels around the country. It has gotten nothing but rave reviews from the top sources – The New York Times, The L.A. Times, The New York Post – everyone agrees the show is “hilarious.” This year, it won the Drama Desk Award for Unique Theatrical Experience. While the roster of comedians and celebrities changes constantly, many in the cast have become regulars, while others drop in to do a few performances now and then. The autobiographical selections, too, are constantly changing. As Pack puts it, “We like to keep it a surprise.” Celebrity Autobiography: In Their Own Words, Bay Street Theater, Sag Harbor, Monday, July 20, 8 p.m. Tickets, $60, can be purchased by calling 631-725-9500.

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner sales-wise in a long time.” My need to buy Michael Jackson felt validated and I purchased and went back to my car. But again, I was still embarrassed. It was hot out and I had the windows of my car down and when I turned on the CD, I wanted to turn it up so loud so that the whole parking lot could hear it. Ashamed, I rolled up the windows and turned on the air conditioning. While driving through East Hampton, I even turned the music down, not wanting anybody to recognize the beat to “Billy Jean.” It’s been a week, and I’ve played so much

“Billy Jean” that I’m actually getting sick of listening to it and need to move on, but I can’t bring myself to taking the CD out of my CD player just yet. I really do hope that sooner rather than later another performer will come along that will simply awe the world. We’ve had some rock stars here and there, but there just hasn’t been anybody in the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Michael Jackson category in the last 10 years in my opinion. I think it has something to do with the Internet destroying the music business, I guess we’ll have to wait and see.



I’m just going to come out and say it: I’m a closet Michael Jackson fan. I was completely destroyed when I heard the news about his death. I grew up rocking out to the Bad album and when I saw the movie, The Wiz, I was so impressed that I nearly fainted. I’ve spent countless hours in my room, my college dorm, and my apartment living room, attempting to perfect my moonwalk. If you are anything like me, you went out and bought a Michael Jackson CD recently because you wanted to listen to it in your car. As a closet fan, I have been unwilling to even have a CD of the king of pop in my car because God forbid I have a friend in the car going through my CD case and he notices that I have Bad. WELL NO MORE! Last weekend when I walked into FYE music in Bridgehampton I was terrified. I browsed around the store for 30 minutes or so pretending that I didn’t know what I wanted to buy when I damn well knew that I was going to buy a Michael Jackson album. I faked checking out some of the top 10 selling albums, I even faked looking at Eminem’s new album which I already bought on iTunes, which by the way is God awful. I’m a HUGE Eminem fan, but his new album is just terrible, there is no other way of saying it. I felt similar to the way I feel when I go into CVS to buy condoms. What were people going to think of me? Were they going to think I was a loser for buying a Michael Jackson album? Is this what normal people do? He’s Wacko Jacko after all, nobody listens to him anymore, he’s crazy, his face is falling off, he died of a drug overdose, he’s even been accused of child molestation for crying out loud! And then suddenly, a salesman walked up to me and said, “Can I help you?” I looked at the young man in sort of a daze. I couldn’t say anything, not wanting to admit what I wanted to buy, he then read my body language and said, “Michael Jackson?” I nodded yes. He presented to me an album that I had never heard of, called Number Ones, which has every single hit Michael Jackson song on it. There was “Thriller,” “Bad,” “Billy Jean,” “Smooth Criminal” and even “Black or White.” I was in awe. “No way,” I said. “Yeah, a lot of people are buying this now. It’s incredible. We haven’t had a week like this

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James Beard Foundation Chefs and Champagne By Silvia Lehrer Founded in 1986, the James Beard Foundation is dedicated to celebrating, preserving and nurturing America’s culinary heritage and diversity in order to elevate the appreciation of our culinary excellence. As a cookbook author and teacher with an encyclopedic knowledge about food, James Beard, who died in 1985, was a champion of American cuisine. He helped educate and mentor generations of professional chefs and food enthusiasts, myself included. I took classes with James Beard in 1978 and can see him now holding court in his kitchen captain chair, sharing his love of food and technique, and I know how delighted he’d be with his legacy.

On Saturday, July 25, the James Beard Foundation will welcome restaurateurs Alex von Bidder and Julian Niccolini as honorees to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the legendary Four Seasons Restaurant at The Foundation’s annual Chefs and Champagne. The event will be held on the exquisite grounds of Wolffer Estate Vineyard in Sagaponack. The annual sumptuous tasting party and fundraiser will feature culinary offerings from a select group of over 30 fine chefs, many from JBF Award winning restaurants, and will include our

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American Transcendentalism Emerson possible, then, in his turn, Ralph Waldo Emerson made Thoreau possible. Ralph Waldo Emerson provided both the financial support and philosophical groundwork necessary for Thoreau, another Harvard graduate, to flourish. Thoreau, whose birthday is July 12, built his cabin on Walden Pond on land that Emerson owned. He moved into the cabin on July 4, 1845, where he lived and worked in solitude for over two years. During that time, he completed drafts of Walden and A Week on the Concord and Merrrimack Rivers. Both works are deeply indebted to the three pieces of Emerson’s writing I have mentioned, “The American Scholar,” “Self-Reliance” and Nature. This does not mean Thoreau was merely

Emerson’s disciple, someone who simply parroted Emerson’s ideas. On the contrary, Thoreau offers us an evocative and sensitive account of nature in which the details of the woods, a pond or river, in the changing seasons, are all symbols of his own inner vision. In these lazy days of summer, our thoughts often drift toward the beauty of the natural world and away from the hustle and heat of overcrowded cities. It is a time when many read — or reread — Thoreau’s Walden, while few recall the work of the two Emersons. Yet without the generosity of spirit and the writing of both Mary Moody Emerson and Ralph Waldo Emerson, Thoreau’s Walden might never have come into being.

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NEW STRAPS FOR STRAPHANGERS Commissioner Bill Aspinall’s brother, Biff, the entrepreneur, has patented and developed a new kind of strap for our subway cars. The traditional strap hangs down so riders can hold onto it while the train goes through the turn. The trouble is that when not in use the straps sway bothersomely into tall people’s

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By Susan Saiter In a couple of years, Southampton Hospital at its familiar Meeting House Lane complex will likely seem as much a distant memory as the hoop skirt, DeSotos with soaring tailfins, a high-rise beehive hairdo or a Sunday dinner of larded roast beef, two helpings of potatoes and gravy, and a hunk of apple pie. Planners are definitely in a “less is more” mindset when it comes to size in future construction and are scoping out new sites around town that are more compact. After a century of expanding east and west, booming with the baby boom, and acquiring new facilities, Southampton Hospital in its 100th anniversary year finds itself reversing direction. The current redbrick building complex at Meeting House Lane and Old Town Road is a monument to the vision and labor of Southampton’s community as well as to the summer people. The whole idea that Southampton needed a hospital occurred to folks when some poor soul had to go under the knife for an emergency operation performed by two doctors using kerosene light in a Southampton house attic. While the patient survived, the idea of attic-as-emergency-room did not. The two doctors, Wheelwright and Schenck, joined with other local physicians to hunt for a place to start a real hospital. In 1909, the Southampton Hospital Association bought the Harvey J. Topping house on the corner of Lewis Street and Meeting House Lane. One of the big plusses of the purchase was that the house came with a chunk of farmland on which they envisioned a beautiful, modern hospital one day. The Southampton Hospital Association’s Board of Governors drew up plans for a new, fireproof hospital, and locally influential people got to work finding the money for the much-needed institution serving a growing population. There would be two different fundraising campaigns. Summer colonist George C. Clark was appointed head of a

group to cozy up to the summer people for donations, and J. W. Fletcher Howell was to convince the locals to open up their wallets for the worthy cause. But then a change of plans came in 1911 when Samuel Parrish donated 2.5 acres of land on Old Town Road, from Meeting House Lane to Herrick Road. That was the perfect spot as far as the forefathers could tell, and the community came together and many volunteered to help erect the new building. It opened on George Washington’s birthday in 1913. As the towns on the East End expanded, so did the hospital. A school of nursing, along with a nurses’ residence, was added in 1925. A west wing opened in 1930, followed a year later by an east wing. In 1942 Parrish Memorial Hall was acquired. The Schenck Memorial Building was finished in 1952, the current space of the Suffolk County Department of Health Services. North and South wings opened in the ‘60s and ‘70s. Finally, in 1983 the Todd Nursing Home was acquired. The hospital receives a donation each year from the Hampton Classic Horse Show and the Hampton Designer Show House. Last year, for example, the horse show brought in $100,000 and the designer show $35,000. Other ideas on raising money were not so popular, such as a plan called “Southampton Plus,” the ultimate “unHMO.” The rest of us would have had to rub elbows in the same old, uncomfortable chairs and breathe in the

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AHospital Born from Two Surgeons in an Attic

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same old, common people viruses. But the Southampton Plus plan would have provided VIP hospital rooms. For $3,800, a well-heeled sick person could count on roundthe-clock on-call medical advice and care, same-day doctor appointments, home visits, and the piece de resistance — access to a special VIP room. The idea was not well received by the public, and was abandoned. However, even without pricy hospital stays, Southampton Hospital came out ahead in 2008. For the first time since 2000 the Hospital was in the black with nearly a half a million dollars net profit. This is partly due to the 3.2 million dollars in grant money the Hospital received from Health Care Efficiency and Affordability Law for New Yorkers, but the hospital expects to at least (continued on page 42)

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Come to think of it, it reminded me of a fireworks display I went to in Taylor Park in Millburn, New Jersey when I was a boy. The great finale, a whole mess of random stuff like this, flew up over a great display of firemen with flashlights, and, as the great finale unfolded up above, on the Taylor Park lawn, a huge metal framework, 50 feet long and 10 feet high suddenly lit up a flickering red, white and blue smoky sign. GO BLESS AMER C it said. “Happy Fourth of July,” the traffic policeman shouted to us. We had moved beyond him now. “Have a nice Fourth of July weekend.” * * * And there is going to be more! Turns out that architect Rosetti Perchik, of East Hampton,

has successfully raised enough funds to renew the annual Boy’s Harbor Bastille Day Fireworks founded 19 years ago by the late George Plimpton, the bon-vivant New York City Fireworks Commissioner, humorist and editor of the Paris Review. Rosetti will host the event from a barge in the middle of Three Mile Harbor. Be there or be square, on Saturday, July 18 at 9:30 p.m., anywhere along the shore of the harbor or in the harbor surrounding the barge in a touring yacht, sloop or other contrivance. See you then. It’s free! (Or you can pledge a non-profit donation to Perchik at by typing Clamshell Foundation into the search box.) Vive la France!

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not when you’re color-privileged and feel entitled to turquoise beach houses in Miami and terra cotta roofs in Tuscany, (Yes, the Italians too are color hogs. They with their red wines and black olives...) So how do we do it? Americans love a good deal, so that’s the obvious strategy. There would have to be incentives for people to give up their dependence on color. Paint your house white, you get a lower mortgage interest rate and a pair of Ray-bans. Any bald man who covers his head with a white tattoo gets a big fat tax credit. So as not to discriminate, men and women with hair could get a similar perk for dying their hair white, and for those over the age of 30 who equate white not with Annie Lennox but with grey haired ladies, a white hat or bandana would suffice. Dog and cat breeders should be encouraged (if they are encouraged at all) to breed only albino or white furred varieties. Imagine a white German shepherd. White dachshunds. I’ve seen white golden retrievers, and we know how pretty those floofy white poodles are. Farmers who plant white eggplant and those fancy white asparagus get a huge subsidy. The Department of Agriculture should incentivize farmers to hybridize toward white crops. Who needs red tomatoes anyway? Imagine the loads of laundry that could be avoided — another energy saver. For that matter — let’s go after the big culprit — grass. If painting your roof white helps, imagine the effect of white grass on every golf course in America. The cooling effect could catapult us back to the Ice Age. Both sides of the political spectrum have finally acknowledged that global warming exists. Now there’s reason to believe there’s another theory that should be explored. It’s right in front of us, in living color


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to a complete stop wherever on the line they might have been so that passengers could sing along with the recording of Ethel Merman’s “God Bless America” that we piped in to them over the subway train intercom system. Most people took this stoppage well, standing at attention and removing their hats for the three and a half minutes that it took to sing this song. But there were a few soreheads who complained loudly about the delay, all of whom were shouted down by our conductors on the system — we had trained them to do this anticipating just such a reaction — so that others could enjoy this patriotic moment. Fortunately, it was not necessary to have anybody arrested, a testament to the anger management training that is provided to all Hampton Subway employees.


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accompanied by two security officials and partied past midnight. * * * Legends Marilyn Monroe and Michael Jackson will be represented at ArtHamptons. An image of Marilyn and the cast of the “Misfits,” photographed by Elliott Erwitt, will be installed at the Hackelbury Fine Art booth. Erwitt will be there on July 12, from 1 to 3 p.m. “Michael,” painted by Andy Warhol, will be displayed at the Vered Gallery booth. Proceeds from the admissions to ArtHamptons International Fine Art Fair are donated to Guild Hall, Bridgehampton Historical Society and Queen of the Most Holy Rosary Church community programs. * * * Pallotine Father Peter Devaraj has been appointed pastor of both Queen of the Most Holy Rosary parish, Bridgehampton and St. Andrew parish, Sag Harbor. He was ordained in 1981 in India. In recent years was the associate pastor at St. Joseph parish, Babylon and St. Joseph parish, Ronkonkoma. * * * Celebrating the Fourth of July during the Southampton Parade, over 500 children received their favorite rubber ducks from the local Real Estate Firm of Engel & Völkers Southampton along with having their picture take with the Long Island Duck mascot. * * * The Hamptons lighting was perfect when New York Senator Chuck Schumer was interviewed on CBS TV’s “Face The Nation” live on Sunday, July 5. It was the sun shining on a lushly green patio scene behind him at The Hedges Inn, the Long Island interview location. * * * Our very own Dan’s columnist, executive producer and Host of News 12’s “What's Hot in the Hamptons” is going prime time. For the first time ever, News 12 is premiering a half-hour special “What’s Hot in the Hamptons Celebrity Hot Spots and Events” this Friday at 7 p.m. Gina Glickman delivers a great mix of exclusive, never seen before interviews with Martha Stewart, Billy Joel, Nick Cannon, Christie Brinkley, Seth Meyers and so many more. Plus, Gina shines the spotlight on several local organizations and volunteers. The special will run throughout the weekend. * * * The beleaguered Michael Lohan, the father of Lindsay, who’s well known in the Hamptons, considers himself a boxer. He has been challenged again by ex-boxer Chris Seeger, the ace class action lawyer, to a fight. Seeger says he will donate $10,000 to a battered women’s charity if Lohan agrees. Michael, some months ago, refused to fight Seeger for a Long Island charity.

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Who will you see in this movie? The names on the left, you probably know. The people on the right could be a friend of yours? Billy Joel Alec Baldwin Mercedes Ruehl Christie Brinkley Chevy Chase John Roland Chuck Scarborough Ed Burns Andre Agassi Stephi Graf Lorraine Bracco Michael Geldman Dan Rattiner Sir Ivan James Lipton Alexa Rae Joel Steve Jobs Kim Cattrall Mayor Bloomberg Cliff Robertson Itzhak Perlman B Smith Alonzo Morning Montauk Monster Diane from the deli Kathryn from the deli John from the Mary Anna Mary my wife Jim my BFF Kate the cleaning lady Heather the snake lady Mr. Cop writing tickets Mrs. Cop (ditto) Brunette in Montauk Blonde in Bonnie Nuit Cyril from Cyril’s Dan from B Smith Kraus at the Talkhouse Kathy at Dan’s Papers Chris my lawyer friend Jay the politician Rory the photographer Dancers. Drinkers. Artists. Billionaires. Surfers. Dogs. Jeff the Ferrari dude The Hampton Angels Midlife crisis guy (picture) Me (picture)

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break even next year, with new spending cuts implemented. Countless human stories have also been building blocks of the hospital, of course. First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis and her sister, Lee Radziwell, were born at the hospital. Artist Ian Hornak died there. More than 6,000 patients are admitted each year, and 26,000 show up in the emergency room yearly, half of them summer people. One thing hospital forefathers didn’t reckon on, perhaps, was that the farm land around the hospital would be sold off bit by bit to grow houses instead of potatoes. And in residential neighborhoods, people tend to like to sleep at night. “We try to be a good neighbor,” said Marsha Kenny, hospital spokesperson. “But we do create noise with ambulances always zooming down the street.” Parking is also a problem, she said. “If we renovate (rather than move), we will get new parking.” As of now, the building is up for sale and planners are looking for a new site. One building under consideration, according to Kenny, is the Elks Club facility on Route 27. Meanwhile, the hospital has been focused on significant in-house projects including a special breast health center, the only stroke center in the area, and a new emphasis on emergency room renovation and care. At 100, the hospital forges ahead with these plans, toughing out the economic times, but according to Kenny, there is no certainty that it will be moving any time soon.


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Independence Day with their annual “Shark Attack Sounds” party at the Montauk Yacht Club. The event was held in the courtyard of the historic Ziegfeld Estates and started off with a pre-BBQ soccer game. While the boys kept their eyes on the ball, the ladies had their eyes on a particular player — actor Gerard Butler (whose new film The Ugly Truth hits theaters on July 24). Butler kept his focus on the game before retreating to the BBQ for burgers and Milagro Margaritas. The bash also served as the Accompanied Literary Society’s second book drive out east this summer. Late night, several VIPs including Lukas Hass, AnnaLynne McCord (“90210”), Kellan Lutz (Twilight), Nick Stahl, Spencer Grammer, Tedi Mellancamp and Matt White ended up at Axe Lounge. Be sure to Tivo or set your DVRs this Friday at 7 p.m. “What’s Hot in the Hamptons Celebrity Hot Spots and Events” premieres on News 12. I’ll take you to some of the popular, local hot-spots this season and showcase several celebrity interviews including a sit-down with Martha Stewart and the hilarious Seth Meyers. Anna Paquin’s first visit in the Hamptons, Alexa Ray Joel talks candidly about her mission to create music, and more. Be sure to tune in! Until next week — Life is short, you only live once, so party on! TV host, entertainment & feature correspondent, Director, Writer and Executive Producer, Gina Glickman can be seen Tuesdays, Thursdays and weekends hosting News 12 Long Island’s “What’s Hot in the Hamptons.”

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BUSINESS Givin’ You the

By Maria Orlando Pietromonaco A female force on the wine scene should have every male merlot maker shaking in his boots. “One Woman Wines and Vineyards,” owned and operated by Claudia Purita, opened on Old North Road in Southold. Purita is a native Calabrese (I am part Calabrese, and believe me she is more than likely strong willed and determined, to put it nicely), and she was raised working on the family farm and vineyard. After a journey of marriage, moving, and owning several successful Italian restaurants, Purita experienced a call to the vines eight years ago. She hand-planted her first grapes in the old-world tradition, and now, 16 acres later, One Woman creates chardonnay, rosé and gewurztraminer that rival the best on the Fork. On Memorial Day weekend, they showcased their new “bohemian-rustica inspired” tasting room, where they beckon families and dogs (on leashes please) to come and enjoy “the breeze that seems to blow through off the Sound.” If you’re anything like me you take a sip of champagne twice a year — on New Year’s Eve and during a toast at a wedding celebration. Soon you will be able to sample some sparkly anytime you please, in the new French Chateau-styled tasting room at Sparkling Pointe vineyards. Touted as the “only New York winery dedicated solely to

On the Streets: The Town of Southold the production of sparkling wine,” the dream team of winemaker Gilles Martin and owners Tom and Cynthia Rosicki wanted to create a special place to taste their award-winning methode champenoise — I mean, sparkling wines. The unveiling of their wine tasting center is anticipated later this summer, and will bring to the property VIP lounge, outdoor patio and private wine library. Moving on to a different type of bubbly — this time beer — the North Fork finally has a microbrewery for suds lovers. The Greenport Harbor Brewing Company is bringing its three types of brew (a pale ale, an IPA, and a porter) to the seaport village this summer. Co-founders John Liegley and Richard Vandenburgh chose the old Greenport firehouse as their brewery home, and after a complete renovation, have created a beer-making facility and tasting venue. The two-level building houses two enormous stainless steel 930-gallon fermenting tanks, where customers can watch the beer production while sampling the end results. The pair has their eyes on local farmers’ hops crops, and they aspire to have their beer available to patrons in area restaurants and bars. Their tasting room will be open Thursdays through Sundays until further notice. Beds and Borders has been serving the

region’s wholesale nursery needs for years. They have decided to bring their unique array of greenery to the retail world, and this spring has unearthed The Gardens, a farm stand adjacent to their original store on the Main Road in Laurel. They feature unusual and hard to find annuals and perennials, including varieties of salvia, agastache, verbena, begonias and coleus. The deer aren’t going to be too happy, but they also specialize in deer-resistant plant material. If you can’t put a beautifully arranged flowerpot together to save your life, The Gardens has come to the rescue. Bring them your empty pot and they will fashion a custom planting just for you. They also have a selection of pre-fabbed baskets that the patrons go crazy for. Move over Taco Bell. The Bahia Taco Shop ushered in this spring in the Mattituck Shopping Center. This Latin bistro serves up a mean guacamole, ceviche, fajitas, empanadas, and more. They pledge locally grown ingredients and “surf inspired authentic Mexican fare.” You can dine in or take out, and they can also cater your event or private party if you’re looking to add an exotic touch instead of going with the overkill clambake. Next week, more on new food shops and restaurants on the North Fork.

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Predictions from Town & Country By T.J. Clemente As we move past the July 4 in this summer season of 2009, how goes it in the Hamptons real estate market? This column has been presenting a few points of view, and now we offer that of Judi Desiderio, the founder of Town and Country Real Estate. According to her, overall, things are improving. She said she was going out on the limb to say the first quarter of 2009 was the bottom. “Things were at a stand still,” is how she put it. Desiderio said the second quarter numbers won’t reflect the new activity she sees and feels growing — seeds in a garden. But based on her 30 plus years of working and selling real estate in the Hamptons, she feels that recovery is happening now with smart home pricing, and confident, suitable buyers. Desiderio, from Oceanside, Long Island, received an undergraduate degree from Cortland University, and her masters in physiology from Adelphi. Her career started off as a teacher doing some waitress jobs on the side, until she landed the position as assistant Spa Director at Gurney’s after an interview with Montauk legend Nick Monte. After two and a half years there, Desiderio answered her true calling, helping people sell and buy their homes correctly in the Hamptons. “I hated sales people,” she laughed. So she spent her entire life not being one — but by being a “people person.” When the Jack Douglas Agency gave her a start she achieved a record of 42 rentals in

her first four months, before they brought her into the main fold of selling the homes. Desiderio said she took to real estate, “like a fish to water.” Two years later, as part of her evolution, Desiderio moved over to Cook Pony Farm Real Estate and was mentored by John Cateletto, before becoming their youngest partner ever. She rode the waves of the cycles of the Hamptons real estate market, never losing site of its long term potential in value — not only in investment but also in lifestyle. Everyday she still marvels at the beauty of where she lives and works. Desiderio believes in the community and feeds off its phenomenal energy. When others were focusing on the setting sun of retirement, Desiderio was “just getting started,” so she founded Town and Country Real Estate based on her views of what she felt a real estate company should and can be. She wanted to seek a balance between the forces of an urban banking/finance world with a rural farming world. She wanted an “Organic by its nature” firm, with the mantra that, “less is more.” Within the first few years, Desiderio was joined by fellow partners Janet Hummel and Nancy McGann. They have started a process to bring back a high quality personal style relationship based on knowing the market and the client, and bringing them together. Desiderio believes we are now in the sprouting stages of slower but healthier

growth. She sees the values of the homes now beginning to start the upward movement, but slowly. In selling in today’s market, she said, “Pricing is paramount.” If an owner wants a certain price but doesn’t really need to sell, then she said this is not the time to have the home on the market. For those who need to sell, “sooner than later,” should be the focus of their efforts in the pricing. Desiderio said this is where the experienced agent comes into play, knowing recent sales, not historic sales numbers. Correct pricing is the key to timely selling. Desiderio is bullish long term on this area. The oceans, the bays, the beaches, the natural beauty are not going away. Wise zoning laws will preserve its unique feel. She sees a more intelligent process of buying where the buyer is looking for realistic square footage, not, perhaps, ego driven excess. She sees new housing sales and the lack of new housing construction as a key area to watch. Something has to give soon, as new home sales out pace new home construction. “The wise, well financed builders are building,” she said. “They will be rewarded, as they always are.” In closing, I asked Desiderio what her prediction is for a year from now. She paused, she thought, she chuckled and then replied, “I predict one year from now in July 2010, people at cocktail parties and in the restaurants will be saying, ‘I wish I had bought last summer.’”


James Heffron to Debra A Stabile, 9280 Nassau Point Road, 2,690,000


Eastern Developers Inc to Dara Luckman, 309 Old Sag Harbor Rd. 2,000,000


HR Quogue LLC to Stephen J & Danielle Gulotta, 33 Pheasant Run, 1,550,000


Susie Sanchez LLC to Laurice Rahme, 30 Hempstead Street, 2,200,000

William White to Jane & Jack Rivkin, 968 Springs Fireplace Road, 5,200,000


Jean & Celine El Khoury-Andrew Lucas Van Praag-10 Noelles Lane, 1,750,000

150 Gibson Lane LLC to Gibson Farm LLC, Gibson Lane, 3,475,000

William David Tobin to Anthony Falk, 110 Bull Path, 1,670,000


Kenneth M Seidell to American Home Mortgage, 30 Montauk Ave, 1,071,438

George E Walsh to GNP Properties LLC, 75 North Ferry Road, 2,600,000

Joel Neil Mendel Kissin Trust to Elizabeth Anne Frowein, 50 Middle Ln, 11,740,000



James J McCahill to Jeffrey Collins, 149 Coopers Farm Road 1,700,000

Alex D Garfield to David & Cari Grodner, 22 Lynn Court, 4,000,000

By the Way LLC to Patricia & Nicolaus Feldmann, 17 Toylsome Place 1,700,000

Star Ranch Co LP to Alicia Zarou Scanlon, Startop Drive, 1,800,000

Thomas A Cook to Mary J O'Connor, 105 Hill Road, 1,600,000


Estate of Sema Hoffman to Judithmarie Collinson, 11 Willow Lane, 1,100,000





Dominick J Quitadamo to Cynthia J Pavia, 3 Atlantic Drive, 800,000

PECONIC Richard Reilly to Vito & Carla Santarsieri, 5690 Indian Neck Lane, 590,000


Heater Trust to Kathleen & Cyrille Briancon, 6130 Indian Neck Lane, 690,000

Susan M & Stephen Breitenbach to Anita Sosne, 2316 Main Street, 675,000



Riverhead Sound Assoc LLC to Ralph Palamidessi, 475 Stonecrop Rd, 559,900

2 Winward Road LLC to Alastair Blackwell, 2 Windward, 600,000


New Sunshine Realty Ltd to Marc Mathews, 264 Abrahams Path, 685,000

Nancy & Lawrence Staebler to Joan Mlicko, 2 Sandpiper Road, 995,000

Winifred B Meddaugh to Virginia & Thomas Hessler, 26 McGuirk Street, 950,000

EAST QUOGUE Jacqueline Krentzel to Matthew Setzer, 7 Friese Drive, 500,000

GREENPORT DKS Limited Partnership to Dorothy M & Charles D Reid, 160 5th St #30F, 690,000

SOUTHAMPTON Michael H Ahearn (Referee) to US Bank, 52 Country Club Drive, 655,016

WADING RIVER Theresa Motroni to Mel Greifinger, 42 Beach Club Lane, 530,000 Paul & Gail A Garber to Susan Wasserstein, 97 Samantha Circle, 530,000

Margaret A & Anthony Veziris to Kim Mogul, 15 Foxboro Road., 700,000

Sandra & Jerome Rich to 3321 Whitney LLC, 37 North Quarter Road, 800,000

Joan & Dermot Murphy to Anne Marie Anzalone, 3 Bittersweet South, 505,000


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(DVW+DPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP 1HZOLJKW/Qวง Renovated on a gorgeous parcel and completely hedged with gardens and cherry treeโ€™s, this property is a true country sanctuary. High ceilings, two masters, Chefs kit., Viking and Sub Zero and wine cooler. Formal DR, 3 BRs. Dir: South on Ocean, right onto Pauls Lane, at the corner of Pauls and Newlight. Excl. F#50412 | Web#H0150412.


Hands Creek Association 2 blocks from Three Mile Harbor beach. Pvt wooded property, 3 BR, 2BAs, pool. Mtk Hwy, North on Stephan Hands left on Hands Creek, Right on Clamshell, left on Scallop. Excl. F#66654 | Web#H14967.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงDPSP &HGDU'Uวง Pristine! Appealing 3 BR, 2.5 BA Traditional-style with an open ๏ฌ‚oor plan and fpl. Many upgrades. Adjacent to reserve. Excl. F#67655 | Web#H18439.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงDPSP +DQGV&UHHN5Gวง A graceful driveway to this renovated contemporary on 2 acres establishes privacy and serenity. A major lawn, indigenous grasses and bamboo grove create the background for this 4 BR, 3 BA home (master suite opens to pool) with vaulted living room and open ๏ฌ‚oor plan. Brilliant light, attached garage, heated pool, CVAC, CAC and so much more. F# 245098. Dir: Stephen Hands path, right onto Hands Creek, 3rd Driveway on right.


New, 4-BR , 4.5 BA home built on 1.1 acres with gourmet kit., DR, and LR/๏ฌrep. Master on 2nd ๏ฌ‚oor. Finished basement with family room, BR and BA. Full landscaped acre w/heated pool. Close to Bridgehampton Village. Excl. F#68024 | Web#H10194.


Mint conditon condo offers pvt master suite and master BA upstairs including additonal BR & full BA with loft landing. The ๏ฌrst ๏ฌ‚oor offers den/BR, full BA, eat-in kit. and formal DR. Dir: Cty Rd 58 to Hess Station on your left make turn, go straight into Saddle Lakes Community. F#69978 | Web#H32482.



Bright condo offers an open ๏ฌ‚oor plan, vaulted ceilings and skylight, 2 BRs, 2 BAs, eat-in kit. and dining area, LR with fpl, full bsmnt, gar., patio, and pond views. Move-in condition. Dir: Rte 58 to Ostrander Ave., travel North to Saddle Lakes to Scenic Lake Dr. F#66873 | Web#H21717.

Large Cottage on the village fringe. 2 BRs, 1 BA, LR with fpl, separate DR, large eat-in kit., landscaped grounds, outside shower and a very pvt large deck. Convenient to the village, ocean beaches, train and bus lines. F#249800 | Web#H061557.




6XQวงSP 6KLQQHFRFN5Gวง Open bayfront with endless possibilities! Bayviews from almost every part of this home offering 3 BRs 2 full BAs and large eat-in kit. Cedar deck off the back with retractable awning, beach right down the Rd. Dir: Montauk Hwy, to Jones Rd. continue on to Head of Lots, turn onto Shinnecock Rd. F#69686 | Web#H27415.


Best value in Sagaponack, new construction, Trad., 5000+ sq. ft., 6BRs, 7.5BAs, on .92 acres with gunite pool and tennis. Marble BAs, theater, gym, etc. Close to ocean in Sagaponack south and adjacent to a 16 acre reserve. Co-Excl. F#68037 | Web#H28978.


HAMPTONBAYS 6XQวงDPSP 3HUF\3Oวง Beach house w/large great rm, DR and remodeled kit. Master suite has a large walk-in closet. Large deck and pvt landscaped backyard. Dir: Cty Rd. 39 to Old North Hwy, left to Percy Pl. F#69620 | Web#H26593.

3-story Gambrel in Southampton hilltop location. 9,350 sq. ft., 8 en suite BRs, plus powder rm, gourmet kit., FDR, 2 family rms, 3 fplcs, lower level w/gym, sauna, & bar. Decks & patios, gunite pool, 3-car gar., landscaping. Co-Excl. F#56939 | Web#H0156939.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงDPSP 3HOOHWUHDX6Wวง Totally redone from its bones is this top-of-the-line traditional-style, 4BR, 3.5BA home with pool, spa and pool house. Excl. F#66493 | Web#H10354.

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IศŠFH  6DWวงSP /HZLV6Wวง Village, south of the highway, designerโ€™s own Queen Anne Victorian on .5 acres with mature landscaping, pool, pool house, 5 blocks to ocean, gourmet EIK, library, study, DR, 3 BRs and 3BAs. Excl. Dir: Hampton Rd. to Lewis St. F#234579 | Web#H17206.

6RXWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP (OP6Wวง Your choice - legal 2-family duplex or conversion to a 6 BR classic with large det. gar. This one has great options and is a turnkey. Also for rent. Excl. Dir: East on Hampton, left on Elm. F#54176 | Web#H0154176.

6RXWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6XQวงSP 3XODVNL6Wวง Brand-new trad. on .37 of an acre with all the bells and whistles. 4 BRs, and 5.5 BAs. Open ๏ฌ‚oor plan with grmt kit., formal DR, breakfast room, large LR, & much more. Excl. F#63841 | Web#H16014.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP 'DOH6Wวง Ideal usage of space for giving privacy and many rooms out of this well-priced village spot offering 4 to 6 BRs, pool, pool house, gar. Excl. F#63688 | Web#H45822.

6RXWKDPSWRQ2IศŠFH 6DWวงSP /RQJ3RQG7UDLOวง Modern 4 BRs. 1.7 acres, light ๏ฌlled, central air, pool. North off Montauk Hwy onto Sagg Rd. just after crossing small bridge veer Left at the fork onto Toppings Path, 1st left on Haines Path, Right on Long Pond Trail. Excl. F#56651 | Web#H0156651.





Best Deal in Bridgehampton...2-story, traditionalstyle home in a top Bridgehampton location. 5,400 sq. ft., 6 BRs, 6.5 BAs, central air, formal DR, and large country kit. In-ground, gunite pool and tennis. All on 4.59 acre. Excl. F#57381 | Web#H0157381.


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Immaculatepostmodernonawoodedacrewithmature landscaping and plenty of privacy. The pvt quarters are spectacular and the location is less than a mile from beach and Red Creek Park. Dir: Old Riverhead Rd. to Squires Blvd. F#66836 | Web#H20581.

This stunning traditional has been completely renovated with exquisite taste and craftsmanship. Features 4,000 sq. ft., 6 BRs (including one on 1st ๏ฌ‚oor), 5BAs, library, DR, sun room, mastr suite and gourmet kit. w/fpl, heated pool, pool house w/BA and gar. F#251025 | Web#H061745.

Appreciate Hamptons style in this Gambrel-style, 5 BR, 4.5 BA home. Designed for gracious living with vaulted ceilings, double-height windows, great room, professional-grade kit., family room, 3 fpls, patios & heated, gunite pool. Excl. F#60420 | Web#H35711.







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Arts & Entertainment Music Festival of the Hamptons By Tiffany Razzano The Music Festival of the Hamptons will kick off its 14th season this evening, July 10, with its opening gala at Old Whalers Church in Sag Harbor. This year, the festival brought back its resident orchestra, the Brussels Chamber Orchestra. Michael Guttman, the festival’s artistic director, will be conducting and well known clarinetist Richard Stolzman will join the orchestra for a program that includes Vivaldi, Mendelsohnn, Mozart and more. The concert alone, which starts at 8 p.m., costs $50. The concert and cocktail buffet at 6 p.m. cost $200. On July 12, starting at 11 a.m., during the family concert at Wolffer Estate Vineyards in Sagaponack, the Brussels Chamber Orchestra will perform Vilvaldi’s “Four Seasons.” The idyllic and informal outdoor setting makes the vineyard the perfect place to introduce children to classical music, said Eleanor Sage-Leonard, president and founder of the festival. “It’s only one hour long, so they can’t get too fidgety,” she said. “Plus, it’s a really nice opportunity for the family to be together during the summer.” That same night, at 7:30 p.m. at the Old Whalers Church, a second performance is scheduled. Roger Wright, a young pianist, will join the Brussels Chamber Orchestra for the Bach F Minor Piano Concerto. “He’s very young, but a brilliant pianist,” Sage-Leonard said. “Wherever he plays, he always takes down the house. He’s wonderful.” The Moisewitsch Piano Recital Series will take

Tchaikovsky, will take place at 8 place on Monday, July 13, and p.m. Tuesday, July 14, with Matei Varga performing the works of The Young People’s Concert, feaBach, Schubert, Grieg Sonata, turing prodigies Drew Peterson on Enesco Sonata, and Solo by Foss piano and Hannah Haeseung Ji on Monday, and William Hobbs on violin will be held on Saturday, performing pieces by Debussy, July 18, at 4 p.m. at the studio of Rachmaninov, Lieberman, Hans Van de Bovencamp on Sag Chopin, and Liszt. Both shows Road. They will perform the works The Amernet Quartet start at 8 p.m. and take place at of Brahms, Franck and Foss. Wolffer. Tickets are $10 for adults and $5 for children. This is East End composers will be featured on Wednesday, another great opportunity to introduce children to July 15, at a concert at Wolffer, coordinated by classical music, especially since this year the festival’s Stephen Dickman, Roman Roth, tenor, Konstantin annual production of Peter and the Wolf was cut, due Soukhovetski, piano, and Theresa Salomon, violin, will to the state of the economy. But, not to worry said Sage celebrate the works of talented composers from our Leonard, the festival hopes it will return next summer. area. Those being featured include Wolosoff, Lucas The closing gala, honoring the memory of Christian Foss and Dickman. Wolffer, who died this past spring, will take place at In fact, Foss, former artistic director of the festival Old Whalers Church on Sunday, July 19 at 7:30 p.m. and whom Sage-Leonard calls the “granddaddy of This evening of jazz will feature pieces by Cole Porter, 20th century music,” will be celebrated throughout the Gershwin and Brubeck. For this show, Richard entire festival since he recently passed away. Each Stoltzman will return to the stage, bringing his son, show of the festival will feature his work, with special Peter John Stoltzman with him. The concert is $50, emphasis being put on him at this Wednesday concert. while the concert and dessert buffet is $100. The Amernet Quartet, featuring Mark Peskanov on Also part of the festival is a lecture by Guttman on viola, and performing Haydn, Mendelssohn and Foss, Bach’s Chaconne for solo violin, along with afternoon will perform on Thursday, July 16 at 8 p.m. at Old tea, at the studio of Van de Bovenkamp. This will take Whalers Church. The next night, Friday, July 17, will place on Thursday, July 16, at 4 p.m. feature Alexander Fiterstein on clarinet. That perFor more information about the festival, go to formance, focusing on the works of Turina, Mozart and

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Kim Simmonds, vocalist and guitarist Legendary British blues rock band Savoy Brown, who pioneered the movement in England in the mid-‘60s, alongside artists such as Eric Clapton and John Mayall, paving the way for bands like Led Zeppelin, will be headlining the annual Riverhead Blues & Music Festival the weekend of July 18 and 19. Still going strong after 43 years, the group has a wealth of material to cull its set list from, which

Savoy Brown Headlines Blues Fest is always a difficult process, said the group’s founder, guitarist, vocalist and only original member, Kim Simmonds. “We have a lot of material,” he said. “We could fill a two-hour set with super good material. It’s very difficult choosing from all our songs.” What’s also difficult, he said, is choosing songs that can stand on their own in today’s musical arena and “still have merit.” He added, “It happens to any artist, even the Rolling Stones.” But while Savoy Brown might not be a household name, necessarily, their music is well known and well respected by many artists across genres. Simmonds says that his songs have been covered by various other artists, including Great White and David Lee Roth, and most recently his work was tackled by a country band. “The songs are easily translatable,” he said. “Those are the ones that stand the test of time.” At the Blues Festival, fans can expect a healthy mix of songs that span the group’s entire career, including its most recent album, Steel. “You’ll hear songs from the early days, the new record and everything in between,” Simmonds said. “A mix of old and new. The new songs show that there’s still life in the band and we’re not living on our past glories.” Simmonds also has a career as a solo musician, playing more acoustic-based blues. He released his first solo album in 1997. “It’s just something I do to keep myself fresh and challenged,” he said. Look for an appearance by him playing solo material at the Blues Festival. Savoy Brown takes the stage Saturday night, and Simmonds peforms on Sunday. Based out of upstate New York these days, Simmonds founded the band in 1966, originally as

Savoy Brown a blues band, taking on more rock elements as the group’s career progressed. But mostly Simmonds likes to focus on the blues aspect of the group’s sound, so as to be taken more seriously as a guitar player and songwriter. “Once you get you get dragged into the pop world, it trivializes you as an artist,” he said. “That’s one of the reasons I try to stay a little under the radar.” Held along the Peconic River waterfront in downtown Riverhead, Savoy Brown will be joined at the Blues Festival by many other performers – both well known on the blues circuit as well as local artists – including Little Toby Walker, Rosie Ledet & the Zydeco Players and Rage & Beyond. The Festival runs each day from 11 a.m. until 11 p.m. and costs $15 for the entire weekend or $10 per day. Children 12 and under are free. For more information, go to For more information on Savoy Brown


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Arts & Entertainment

Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss

Hedda Sterne’s Portraits at Pollock Krasner House sensibility on the portraits, this critic If you’re a frequent visitor to the Pollock Krasner House, you probadisagrees. Perhaps it’s the subtle Surrealism that leads to this observably love the physical “things” surtion, but no matter. The imposition of rounding you: the lovely backyard such a distortion certainly must reflect with the bay in the background, the how Sterne saw her subjects. This is authentic furniture used by Jackson Pollock and Lee Krasner, not to suggest that she was only motiKrasner’s spider plants and the vated by Surrealism. Sterne’s early photographs on the wall. work also showed the influences of But there are other “things” that geometric abstraction and Abstract are not as obvious which also enveExpressionism, as well as, perhaps, lope a visitor. Call it ambience, Constructivism. For example, there’s her self-poratmosphere or “vibes.” The current exhibit of Hedda Sterne’s drawings trait, one-half of her face covered by a gives credence to what’s sensed but veil. As Helen Harrison, director of the Hedda Sterne, Self Portrait Pollock Krasner House, points out, this not seen. Call it the presence of “ghosts,” recalling people who have been to the house is a touch of Surrealism. Let’s take this notion even as friends of Pollock and Krasner’s, Sterne among further. Is the covering a metaphor for the artist’s own them. hidden elements of herself? Or is the veil an indication Consider her drawings of her husband, Saul that we all have many “faces?” (In Hebrew, the word Steinberg, Joan Mitchell, Elaine de Kooning and “face” is always plural to suggest a similar concept.) Harold Rosenberg, icons in their own rights. Many of Sterne’s other portraits show a pattern of But there are other aspects to consider as well, uncompleted faces, like Ethel Schwabacher’s, where namely the style of her drawings. While critics have one-half of the face has no features. The portrait of said that Sterne did not impose her own personality or Teddy Brauner is also not finished.

Moreover, Sterne uses other “masking” devices, like the profusion of hair (a beard or mustache) in drawings of Brauner and Rosenberg. Rosenberg’s drawing shows her face and gestural sweeps of lines, suggesting hair. There are other characteristics of Sterne’s drawings, too, but they are not surrealistic, namely her delicate, light technique and her loving portraits of Steinberg. In fact this “style” reminds one of Steinberg’s cartoons for The New Yorker, odd as this may sound. While this observation may be superficial at best, there is a pervasive charm and playfulness that’s apparent in both Sterne’s and Steinberg’s drawings. Finally, this critic couldn’t help but notice that the drawing of Sterne and Steinberg sitting across from each other could be related to a Hans Namuth photograph featuring Pollock and Krasner. The latter couple is standing next to each other in a corner, yet the composition suggests isolation and claustrophobia. Conversely, Sterne and Steinberg are seen in a wide view, evoking freedom. Images are indeed worth a thousand words. This exhibit will be on view at the Pollock Krasner House in the Springs until July 26. Call 631-324-4929 for hours.

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Honoring the Artist: Audrey Schilt For years, cover artist Audrey Schilt has served as a conduit for well-known clothes designers like Halston and Ralph Lauren, illustrating their extraordinary concepts and visions that eventually become realities in their fashion collections. Schilt’s expertise is a mysterious one, at least for those of us who know little about the fashion field. Yet her modesty and enthusiasm for her work make Schilt a most delightful and knowledgeable person to know. Q: I imagine you had professional training in fashion before you entered the field. What kind of background did you have? A: I went to FIT and majored in fashion illustrating and advertising. The teachers came from the old school, but I remember a story that shows I liked to be “with it.” I was trying on clothes in a store and I saw a dress that was really cute, so I tried it on. In the next booth, I heard someone say, “Who took my dress?” It was Twiggy doing a photo shoot. Imagine, I was wearing Twiggy’s dress. Of course, I couldn’t get it on; it was a bit too tight.

Q: What was your first professional job? And how important was it? A: It was with Halston. I got paid $1 for each hat I sketched. I wasn’t experienced enough for other jobs, but I was happy to be working for Halston. I wasn’t going to give up. Later, he made an opening for me. Sketching hats turned out to be a good thing for me, because I drew hats for Jackie Kennedy so she could visualize them. She would come in after having her hair done, so she didn’t want to try on any actual hats. Q: You worked for Bergdorf Goodman as well. A: Yes. I never planned my career. It just happened. It was supposed to be. Q: Now you are entering a new phase of your life,

Arts & Entertainment going out on your own. How did you decide that? A: In the past, I was being of service to someone else, like Halston and Ralph Lauren. I would do their point-of-view, their vision. Don’t get me wrong. I loved working for them. But now I can do what I like. Now it’s my signature. Q: Isn’t that a bit scary to be on your own? A: Yes, but I needed to go. I needed to explore. Everything is coming to me. I’m not seeking things out. It doesn’t feel as if I should be finished with my career. I’m along for the ride. – Marion Wolberg Weiss The artist will be having an exhibit at The Art Gallery at the Quoque Library from July 1- July 29. Learn more about Schilt at her web site,

Q: Before you decided to go to FIT, did you have any interest in drawing? A: Yes. I remember holding a pencil and drawing when I was young. In the fourth grade, I drew Abraham Lincoln, and they hung it in the hall. Q: Growing up, it was probably difficult for your parents to imagine you as an artist. I hear that a lot from female artists, especially. But was anyone in your family an artist? A: My mother was successful as a furniture maker. She also played the piano by ear. My uncle is an artist. Q: How did your mother, for example, influence you? A: If I weren’t in fashion, I would want to be a singer. I guess that comes from my mother’s musical talent. Q: Have your own children been influenced by your being in fashion and art? Or music? A: My son is a producer of music and animated films, but we plan on collaborating on some projects involving ‘tween’ clothes. My daughter is a hair stylist, which is an art.

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Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS ART HAMPTONS –7/10-7/12. Museum-quality modern and contemporary art fair. 7/10 and 7/ 11, 12 to 7 p.m. 7/12, 12 to 6 p.m. $20/$300 Golden Passport for two for all access. Children under 14 free. Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Highway. 631283-5505. ARTISTS ALLIANCE STUDIO TOUR – Opening reception at Walk Tall Gallery, East Hampton on 7/10. Tour 7/9-7/11 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. throughout East End. $55. 631-324-2225. CERAVOLO – Opening reception 7/11. 6 to 9 p.m. Oneof-a-kind canvases and cuff bracelets inspired by Old Hollywood. 42 Main St. Sag Harbor. 631-725-7226. SILENT BID AUCTION AT VERED – Featuring an Andy Warhol of Michael Jackson. Works by Willem de Kooning, Milton Avery, Man Ray, Pablo Picasso, Damien Hirst, and more. View work at, booth B5 at Art Hampton or Vered Gallery. Bid at the gallery, booth B5 or call 631-324-3303. To benefit Sderot’s Teen Trauma Victims. Drinks on 7/11 from 7 to 9 p.m. Last bid at 4 p.m. on 7/12. 68 Park Pl., East Hampton. AUDREY SCHILT – Opening reception 7/11. 3 to 5 p.m. “The Design Spirit of an American Fashion Artist.” The Art Gallery at the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St. 631653-4224. DEGROOM – Opening reception 7/11. 6 to 8 p.m. Principi Art Barn, 551 Montauk Highway, Amagansett. “INNER JOURNEYS” – Opening reception 7/11. 6 to 9 p.m. Mixed media group show. Jill Lynn & Co., 66 Jobs La., Southampton. 631-287-1001. HAMPTONS FAVORITES – Opening reception 7/11. 4 to 7 p.m. Group show. Benson-Keyes Arts, Sag Harbor. “THE MYSTERIOUS BAJURA” – Opening reception 7/11. 5 to 8 p.m. On thru 7/28. Tripoli Gallery of Contemporary Art, 30A Jobs La., Southampton. 631-9039220. “INNER BEAST” – Opening reception 7/11. 5 to 8 p.m. Group show including members of Bonac Tonic Art Collective. On thru 8/6. Mosquito Hawk Gallery, 24 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. DOMINIQUE ROUSSERIE – Opening reception 7/11. 6 – 9 p.m. Paintings. Clic Gallery, Southampton. 212-2199308. MEET THE ARTIST – 7/11. Famed illustrator, designer and painter Reynold Ruffins available for questions and discussion. Corwith Homestead, 2368 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 12 – 2 p.m. 631-537-1088. BOLTAX GALLERY – Opening reception 7/11. 6 to 8 p.m. “Abstructures” by Pilar Olaverri, paintings by Eric Blum. 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. “SEASCAPES” – Opening reception 7/11. 5 to 7 p.m. The Photography of Alan Nevins. Romany Kramoris Gallery, 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499.

BOX ART AUCTION – 7/11. $60. Time TBA. The Ross School, Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631-288-7080. “ORGANIC MARINESCAPES” – Opening reception 7/11. 5 to 8 p.m. Works by Gil Ferrer. On thru 7/28. The Gallery Sag Harbor, 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-7257707. “A PLACE BETWEEN” – Opening reception 7/15. 5 to 7 p.m. Works by Alice Moore Hope. Presented by Elena Prohaska Fine Arts. On display 7/14 to 16. Suggested donation $10. Ashawagh Hall, 780 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. GALLERIES ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. ASHAWAGH HALL – 15th Annual Artists Alliance of East Hampton Members Exhibition on thru 7/12. Previews of Artists Participating in the Artists Studio Tour. Springs Fireplace Rd. & Old Stone Highway, Springs. 12-6 p.m. daily. 631-324-2225. BOLTAX GALLERY – “Abstructures” by Pilar Olaverri, paintings by Eric Blum. On thru 8/3. 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – Showing a variety of local artists. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-298-8610. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – “Summer Celebrations.” Featuring Richard Denisiewicz, Laureen Hylka, and Larry Johnson. On thru 7/30. 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631287-1883. THE CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Fri. thru Sun. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 136 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-3627. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Former residence of Victor D’Amico, founding director of the Museum of Modern Art. Early modernist furnishings and found objects on display. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. DeCORDOVA STUDIO AND GALLERY – “Men Only.” On thru 8/16. 538 Main Street, Greenport., 631-477-0620. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – Visit artist Daria Deshuk for one-on-one tours. Paintings, photographs and works on paper. 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-2374511. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR – Mark Milroy and John Kneapler. On display thru 7/5. 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Sat. and Sun. 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. 88 Gin Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631-830-2895. KESZLER GALLERY – Russell James’ “Nomad Two Worlds: Collaboration of Photography and Aboriginal artists” and others. Thurs.-Mon. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 631-2040353. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245.

MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Photography by Jean-Luc Mylane. Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sun. 1 to 5 p.m. Job Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – A mix of contemporary and traditional works. Sat. 12 - 7 p.m. Sun. 1 – 5 p.m. and by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-477-2633. RATIO GALLERY – Paintings by Marlies IhmelsHerget. 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Reina & Reich. Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631722-0500. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – 120 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. 631-702-2306. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – Sat. and Sun., 12:30-5 p.m. 516 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-1021. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – Paintings by Charles Winheld and work by Lidya Buzio. On thru 7/20. Open Fri.-Sun., 12-5 p.m. 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-4770021. SURFACE LIBRARY – “Textures: Artists as Alchemists.” 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Thurs – Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 631-291-9061. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – Blair Seagram’s “Surf Report.” 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. 631-725-0097. WISH ROCK STUDIO – Fine art and frame shop. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 17 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, July 10 to Thursday, July 16. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs – Fri., 4:30, 6:30, 8:30, Sat., 2:30, 4:45, 7, Sun. 3:30, 5:45, 8, Mon., 4:30, Tues., 4:30, 6:30, 8:30, Wed-Thurs not playing. Bruno (R) – Fri., 4, 6, 8, 10 Sat., 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 Sun., 3, 5, 7, 9 Mon.-Tues., 5, 7, 9, Wed.-Thurs, 3, 5, 7, 9 Harry Potter: The Half Blood Prince (PG) – Wed. and Thurs., 2, 5, 8 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) I Love You Beth Cooper (PG13), Bruno (R), Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (PG), Public Enemies (R), Transformers 2 (PG13), Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (PG), My Sister’s Keeper (PG13), The Proposal (PG13), The Hangover (R) SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Summer Hours – 5 all week Away We Go – 7 all week Departures – 9 all week UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0598)

Did not receive schedule by press time. Call for showtimes. UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Hangover (R) - Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:10, Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, Mon-Thurs., 4:30, 7:30 I Love You Beth Cooper (PG13) – Fri., 4:10, 7:10, 10:20, Sat., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10:20, Sun., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Mon-Thurs, 4:10, 7:10 Transformers 2 (PG13) - Fri., 4, 7:20 10:40 Sat., 12:40, 4, 7:20, 10:40 Sun., 12:40, 4, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs, 4, 7:20 Ice Age (PG) - Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 10 Sat., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10 Sun., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, Mon-Thurs., 4:40, 7:40 Taking Of Pelham (R) - Fri., 4, 7, 9:50 Sat., 1, 4, 7, 9:50 Sun., 4, 7 Mon.-Thurs, 4, 7 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Whatever Works (PG13) – Sat. - Sun., 1:15, 4:30, 7, 9:50, Fri., 4:30, 7, Mon.-Thurs., 4:30, 7 Transformers 2 (PG13) – Sat. – Sun., 12:50, 4, 7:10, 10:20, Fri., 4, 7:10, 10:20, Mon. – Thurs., 4, 7:10 The Hangover (R) – Sat.-Sun., 1:30, 4:20, 7:30, 10, Fri., 4:20, 7:30, 10, Mon.-Thurs., 4:20, 7:30 Bruno (R) – Sat.-Sun., 1:30, 4:20, 7:30, 10, Fri., 4:20,

7:30, 10, Mon.-Thurs., 4:20, 7:30 GREENPORT THEATER (631-477-8600) Bruno (R) – Fri, Mon-Tues, 6:45, 8:45, Sat-Sun., 2:10, 4:20, 6:45, 8:45 Tranformers 2 (PG13) – Fri, Mon-Tues, 6, 9 SatSun., 2:45, 6, 9 Public Enemies (R) – Fri., Mon-Tues 6:15, 9:10, SatSun, 2:30, 6:15, 9:10 Ice Age Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (PG) – Fri., MonTues, 6:30, 8:30 Sat-Sun 2, 4, 6:30, 8:30 THE MONTAUK MOVIE (631-668-2393) Transformers 2 (PG13) – Fri.-Mon. 7, 9:45, Tues., 7 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (PG) – Tuesday, Midnight, Wednesday, 12, 3, 7, 9:50 Thurs, 7, 9:50 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PERFORMING ARTS CENTER (631-288-1500) Seraphine – July 14, 15, 16, 8 p.m. The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Restaurant Review: Jerry and the Mermaid 469 East Main Street, Riverhead, 631-727-8489 sliced on a plate with crispy onions and a selection of well cooked fresh vegetables that really complemented the dish. Other meat dishes on the menu included a flat iron steak that we had very much enjoyed on a previous visit, several chicken dishes and a selection of hamburgers. By this time, there was no way that we could even manage a taste of dessert, but we can report that they included a selection of cheesecakes, some interesting looking ice cream crepes and a chocolate mousse cake. We settled for a cup of strong espresso as we relaxed after tasting lots of excellent food. This is a restaurant that has worked very hard to build its reputation and it is easy to see why it has become so popular to locals and to visitors, many of whom come by boat to the adjacent marina, They open during the season from 11:30 a.m. until very late and on Friday and Saturday you

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Over the past months, Jerry Dicecco Junior has taken over more and more from his father, who created the restaurant, described as a ‘seaside clam bar and grill’, some sixteen years ago. Jerry Junior is an internationally, classically trained chef and it was very interesting to see how he has integrated his cooking style into the well-established menu format. This is a casual, riverside restaurant that sets out to offer very well cooked food at very reasonable prices. We started with a salad that has almost become a signature dish here. Beautiful fresh greens with a plentiful addition of gorgonzola cheese, cranberries, and almonds expertly dressed with top quality olive oil and a balsamic reduction, were a great start and we continued with another top seller at Jerry’s, their ‘sandbar combo’ of jumbo shrimp, clams and oysters. The restaurant has a great reputation for the quality and freshness of their seafood and Jerry explained that they obtain these from local fishermen and clam diggers. Our next dish was one of Jerry’s new dishes. Escargots in mushroom caps were succulent and tasty with lots of garlic and we loved the deep tastes. Jerry also sent out some artichoke hearts that has been lightly coated and sautééed in a white wine and lemon sauce. The artichokes were very tender and the sauce very light. Mussels and steamers are also dishes in great demand here and we thoroughly enjoyed our sampling again because of their freshness and tasty light sauces. For our main courses we chose one fish and one meat. The fish was one of the day’s specials and it turned out to be very special. Black sea bass came as perfectly cooked, incredibly white cutlets with a crispy skin served over bock choy. It was wonderful because it was so simple. All you were conscious of was the super fresh taste and the incredibly white flakiness of the flesh. If you love fish and this is on the menu - go for it. Although fish and shellfish are so important here, carnivores are never neglected. Our choice was the char grilled marinated pork chop that was served

can indulge your karaoke ‘talents’ from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m., during which time the kitchen is open for the full menu service. Appetizers range from $6.50 to $12.95; Main courses from $15.95 to $26.95. Portions are generous to say the least and main dishes come with vegetables, starch and side salad. Kids under 12 have a special menu including perennial favorites such as pasta, hot dogs, chicken fingers and burgers from $4 to $6, including vegetables or salad. Their wine list is just undergoing some revisions. Wine prices, again are very reasonable starting at around $6 for a glass. It goes without saying that Jerry and the Mermaid has only survived and prospered for so many years under the ownership of Jerry Senior and now Junior, because they find out what people want and set out to give it to them - and more. - Roy Bradbrook

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Over The Barrel... with Lenn Thompson

Sweeping Up and Getting Green On The North Fork By Phyllis Lombardi It’s tough but I have to tell you. Our North Fork needs a good cleaning. From Orient through Riverhead, there’s a job to do and now’s the time. Just listen to this. Within the past month I saw a discarded paper cup on Main Road in Peconic. And I drove behind a black pickup belching even blacker smoke. That was on Route 48 in Mattituck. Check out Riverhead. A small shop closed on Main Street and the former owner left two torn and discolored posters hanging in the shop window. I ask you. Is this any way to treat our fork? Bet you can’t find a

thrown-away paper cup on the South Fork. What could I do? I don’t have an extension cord long enough to allow me to walk Main Road, from Riverhead to Orient, vacuuming every litter bit. Besides, our highway department does a splendid job. I decided to attend a CLEANING WORKSHOP sponsored by the Group for the East End. The workshop was to be held in the

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group’s North Fork office in Southold on a Wednesday between 5:30 and 7 p.m. The time seemed peculiar, dinner time, but maybe group members were out all day cleaning the North Fork. If so, they’d be tired. Perhaps I should bring coffee and cookies to the meeting. I knew I had to bring a plastic spray bottle because of the invitation I got, I thought that strange. It would take an awfully long time or an awful lot of people to spray clean everything on the North Fork. Even so, I went to Cutchogue Hardware and bought a 32-oz. sprayer. Pretty – red and white. And made from recycled milk bottles. Good. Then guess what I discovered when I registered for the workshop? Its purpose wasn’t to spray the North Fork clean but rather to explain the use of green cleaning products. Now I see that word green all over the place. The stuff I clean with must be completely wrong. I have a white powder, a yellow liquid, a blue liquid, and even a liquid that’s pale pink. I know there’s green liquid dish detergent but I don’t have a dishwasher so I never bought it. Doesn’t matter. Folks at the Group for the East End told me green refers to a product’s effect on the environment and not the color of the product. Then the unimaginable happened. I received a phone message telling me the workshop was cancelled. I was the only one who signed up. I couldn’t believe it. North Forkers are clean. They really are. And they work hard. So why wouldn’t they go to a CLEANING WORKSHOP? I don’t want to scold North Forkers right here in Dan’s Papers. So I went to visit the Southold office. I’d get some information to pass on to North Forkers who passed up an opportunity to come clean. Wow. You should see that Southold office. It’s an old home completely restored. Windows sparkled, polished wood floors reflected the afternoon sun. Rugs looked as if they were vacuumed hourly. This Group for the East End (there’s a South Fork office, too) practices what it preaches. Clean. Kate Schertel, assistant to the president, showed me around and then introduced me to Jenn Hartnagel, environmental advocate and, on this day, a somewhat disappointed workshop leader. Jenn gave me a big armful of environmentally-safe cleaning information I’ll tell you about if you promise to attend Jenn’s next workshop. First, you have to do some shopping. Add lemons, baking soda, white distilled vinegar and olive oil to your supermarket list. If you clean with these products, said Jenn, you’ll not be using things that may cause respiratory problems, cancer, and other bad things. You can clean everything in your home. Mirrors and windows, floors and bathrooms. You name it. Except for your dog but I’m not sure about that. The group is concerned about a clean environment outside our homes, too. Jenn said not to use pesticides and herbicides because they run off into our waters. There are substitutes like get some worms to loosen up your soil and bees to pollinate your flowers. I don’t want to scare you with worms and bees. Jenn’s other suggestions may be less drastic. Call Jenn at 765-6450, ext. 211. Go to a workshop and buy a spray bottle and fill it with safe homemade stuff. Carry it and use it proudly ’cause it represents a fine idea. Cleaning up the North Fork – carefully.

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North Fork Events THURSDAY, JULY 9 RUN FOR THE ROSES – A Rose wine festival and dinner buffet at the Greenporter Hotel takes place today. Proceeds to support the American Cancer Society. 326 Front Street, Greenport. 6 to 9 p.m. 631-477-0066. $35 dollar tickets in advance, $45 day of event. FRIDAY, JULY 10 ART AT THE LIBRARY - 7-8:30 p.m. at Riverhead Free Library. Artist’s paintings on display through July, Monday-Friday 9 a.m.-8:30 p.m. and Saturday, 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. CARNIVAL - Jamesport Fire Department Carnival, 6-11 p.m., Saturday, 5 p.m.-midnight, fireworks. Jamesport Community Center. DINNER THEATER - ‘Hotel Heaven’ dinner/theatre, 6 p.m. presented by Women’s Ministry at Unity Baptist Church, Mattituck. Dinner at 6 p.m.; play begins 7:30 p.m. Adults, $12; children ages 3-12, $5; ages 2 and under, free. Advance tickets suggested; also at door. 631-5125925, 631-283-0205, 631-298-8669. THE REAL SCRAP QUILT - Art of the Real Scrap Quilt, lecture and discussion. 7:30 p.m. at Suffolk Community College, Riverhead. 631-8861354. SATURDAY, JULY 11 CARNIVAL - Jamesport Fire Department Carnival, 6-11 p.m., Saturday, 5 p.m.-midnight, fireworks. Jamesport Community Center. AUTO SHOW AND MORE - 1-6 p.m. Suffolk County SPCA presents equine, canine demonstrations plus classic auto show and more. Martha Clara Vineyards, Main Road. Tickets: $10 online at Under 18 free. 631382-7722. ANNUAL LAWN SALE - Mattituck-Laurel Historical Society’s annual Lawn Sale of Antiques and Collectibles, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Main Road and Cardinal Drive, Mattituck. Call Barbara at 631298-0020 or 631-298-5248 and leave a message. LOVE LANE STREET FAIR - Thirty-second annual Love Lane Street Fair, 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m.

Arts and crafts, food court, two bands, Little Miss and Mr. Mattituck contest at noon. Raffle, 4 p.m., 631-298-9400. BIRDS PROGRAM - Birds program, 11 a.m.noon, at Orient Beach State Park. Kids ages 3-5 hear a story about birds and make art project using feathers. Fee, $3 per child; vehicle parking fee, $8. 631-323-2440. COMIC BOOKS PRESENTATION - Toon Town Comic Books and New York City, presentation by Dr. Kent Worcester following 9 a.m. services at Temple Israel, Northville Turnpike, Riverhead. Free and open to public. SUNSET PADDLE AND BBQ - Sunset Paddle and BBQ on Hallock’s Bay, Orient, 4:30-8:30 p.m. with the Group for the East End. Start from bend on Narrow River Road, travel along shoreline to Orient Beach State Park for barbecue. Bring drinks (carry in your kayak or canoe). Fee, $25; children under 12, $15. Kayaks available for rent: single, $30; double, $50. RSVP: 631-765-6450, SUNDAY, JULY 12 BREAKFAST WITH THE KNIGHTS Breakfast Buffet at Knights of Columbus on Depot Lane, Cutchogue. 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Adults $8, children under 10, $4. 631-734-7388. ART AND CRAFT FAIR - Greenport Rotary Club’s 18th Annual Art and Craft Fair, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Capital One Bank parking lot, Greenport. ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information, contact New Life in Progress at 888-4467764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY – The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration

is being offered. The demo will be done by Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach – who has himself, maintained an over 200 pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to cook and eat healthier. He will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just don’t have that much time. He will also be explaining all the great health benefits of including Whole Grains in your diet. If you eat, you don’t want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-7655577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631765-2626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-1377.

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Food / Dining Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer I first met Greek-born Aglaia Kremezi in 1994 at a culinary conference in San Antonio, Texas, when she won the IACP (International Association of Culinary Professionals) Julia Child Best First Cookbook award for her book, The Foods of Greece. She has since written several more cookbooks in both English and Greek and is now celebrating her latest newborn, Mediterranean Hot and Spicy, Broadway Books. Growing up with Greek-born parents of Sephardic heritage and enjoying the foods of the Mediterranean throughout my life, I couldn’t wait to try some of Kremezi’s recipes. With the emphasis on health in our diets we are more and more aware of the depth of culinary treasures that the Mediterranean region has to offer. Kremezi has expanded her vision of these treasures by sharing the hot and spicy cuisines of Italy, Spain, Turkey and North Africa, as well as her own Greek heritage. How hot and spicy you would like the dish to be is entirely up to you – temper the taste to suit yours as I have done. Some personal favorites in the book are grilled sweet peppers with feta and cilantro, figs in spicy sweet and sour marinade, Moroccan skillet shrimp with chermoula, pasta with mushroom, olive and capers sauce, lahmacun (Arab pizza), roast lamb with lemon and onions, and sweet couscous with orange preserves – I could go on and on. In her Elements of Mediterranean Cuisine, A Well Stocked Pantry and an appendix of cooking techniques, Kremezi offers sage advice on oils, grains, spices and herbs, and how do-ahead spice blends and

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sauces can get you through the busiest days to eat joyfully and well. You can meet Kremezi and sample her wares at Loaves and Fishes in Bridgehampton on Saturday July 18 between 12 and 2 p.m. Visit her at to learn more about this inspired cook, author and teacher, and/or journey at home with her book, Mediterranean, Hot and Spicy. FIGS IN SPICY SWEET AND SOUR MARINADE Pair the macerated figs with soft creamy cheeses, such as fresh goat or ricotta, or to accompany roasted meats. Makes 2 cups 3/4 pound good-quality dried figs, preferably imported Greek or Turkish 1 teaspoon whole cloves 2 Turkish bay leaves 2 small, dried chilies, or more to taste 1 2-inch cinnamon stick About 1 cup sherry vinegar 2-3 tablespoons honey 1. Pack the figs into a sterilized 1-pint glass jar. Add the cloves, bay leaves, chilies and cinnamon stick 2. In a non-reactive saucepan, warm the vinegar with the honey over low heat and stir until the honey dissolves, being careful not to let the mixture boil. Pour the warm vinegar honey mixture over the figs,

topping with a little more vinegar if needed to cover the figs completely. Close the jar and leave in a cool place for one week before using, shaking from time to time. The figs will keep for a year or more. As you consume them you can add more figs to the honey-vinegar mixture in the jar. GRILLED BELL PEPPER SALAD WITH FETA AND CILANTRO The combination of ingredients makes a colorful and delicious appetizer. Serves 8-10 as appetizer 3 red bell peppers 3 yellow bell peppers 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar 3-4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1/2-2/3 cup coarsely crumbled feta cheese 1/3 cup coarsely chopped fresh cilantro Coarse (kosher or sea) salt Good pinch of Aleppo pepper or red pepper flakes 1. Cut peppers lengthwise into thirds, seed and discard stems. Position oven rack to about 5 inches from the broiler. Line rack with aluminum foil and lay the pepper pieces, skin side up on the foil. Broil for 15 minutes until their skins are black and blistered. Place peppers in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Leave for about 5 minutes then peel off the blackened skin. Cut peppers into lengthwise strips and place in a mixing bowl. Toss with the vinegar and olive oil, add the feta and cilantro and toss again. Season to taste with salt and a good pinch of Aleppo pepper or red pepper flakes. Adapted from Aglaia Kremezi’s Mediterranean Hot and Spicy, Broadway Books, 2009. Correction: In the July 3 issue of Dan’s Papers, due to a production error, the “Simple Art of Cooking” column title and Silvia Lehrer’s byline were omitted from her column. They were indeed her recipes.


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becue chicken, garden salad, corn on the cob, baked beans and a bakery basket with cornbread. On Thursday, there is a $29.95 Lobster Festival from 4 p.m. offering quarter-pound steamed lobster, mussels, clams and shrimp, corn on the cob, Red Bliss potatoes and a bakery basket with cornbread. A $19.95 threecourse prix fixe menu is offered nightly, except Saturday, from 3 to 9 p.m. For more information, call 631-846-2335. Stonewalls Restaurant in Riverhead now hosts “Nine & Dineâ€? every Sunday and Monday throughout the summer. Tee times start at 3 p.m. The promotion includes nine-holes with golf cart for $50, tax and gratuity included, and a three-course prix fixe for $27.50, plus tax and gratuity. The menu features: Assorted cruditĂŠs platter salad, fresh farm vegetable, assorted vinaigrette; FricassĂŠe of organic chicken Basquaise, red and green pepper, Vidalia onion, tomato, rice pilaf; and Tahitian vanilla caramel custard. For reservations, call 631-506-0777 x4. Tierra Mar in Westhampton Beach is offering an early bird prix fixe everyday from 4 to 7 p.m. The prix fixe includes soup or salad, entrĂŠe and dessert. The cost of the meal is determined by choice of entrĂŠe and ranges from $24 to $32. Summer menu items include: Corn chowder with scallions and cilantro; Local organic mesclun greens and crisp endive; “Rolandâ€? crab cake with organic carrot puree; and charbroiled Austrailan Waygu beef burger. For more information, call 631288-2700. The Grille at Fisherman’s Rest is offering a new lunch special for their burger-lovin’ clientele. A Burger & Soda combo is now available for just $5. A Burger & Coors is only $6. This special is available seven days a week at the bar. Call 631-765-3474.

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631-267-3312 or visit Fresno in East Hampton offers nightly dining deals for summer. A 30/30 prix fixe, offered every Sunday, includes a $30 three-course meal with choice of any appetizer, entrÊe and dessert off the regular menu and 30-percent off every bottle of wine. A $28 prix fixe is also offered every night until 6:30 p.m. in the dining room and all night at the bar. It includes a threecourse dinner with selections from the regular menu. Sample items include: Grilled Moroccan lamb and beef skewers with carrot-chick pea salad and cucumber raita; Mezzi rigatoni with Bolognese sauce, shaved piave cheese and white truffle oil; Cazuela roasted halibut with gigante beans, shiitake mushrooms, pancetta and saffron; and Key lime tart with graham cracker crust and blackberry coulis. Call 631-324-8700 for details. Red/bar brasserie in Southampton also offers a nightly summer prix fixe until 6:30 p.m. every night except Saturday and holidays. The menu features a selected appetizer and entrÊe for $26 or an appetizer, entrÊe and dessert for $29. Sample items include: Beef carpaccio with baby arugula, shaved Parmigiano Reggiano and white truffle oil (+$2); Pappardelle pasta with lamb and vegetable ragu, fresh ricotta and mint; and apricot and almond tart with raspberry coulis and vanilla ice cream. For reservations, call 631283-0704. Desmond’s Restaurant and Lounge at East Wind in Wading River presents nightly dinner specials through Labor Day. On Tuesday, there is a $19.95 Prime Rib Dinner from 4 p.m. that includes prime ribs with garden salad, baked potato and steamed vegetables. On Wednesday, there is a $19.95 Barbecue Blast from 4 p.m. featuring baby back ribs and grilled bar-

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freshest seafood and local produce available. Outdoor waterfront dining. Open 7 days a week for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 32 Lighthouse Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Serving lunch and dinner daily, closed Tuesday. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, e-mail or visit LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. THE LIVING ROOM – Seasonal classics reinterpreted with a Scandinavian hint. At c/o The Maidstone Hotel, 201 Main Street, East Hampton. 7 days, breakfast through dinner. 631-324-5440. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT – Classic menu with inventive and creative specials nightly. Open nightly for dinner, $30 Prix Fixe Sun. to Thurs. until 7 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor with valet parking available on the weekends. 631-725-7110. OLD MILL INN – Open for lunch and dinner, Wednesday through Sunday, the Old Mill. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck. Call 631-2988080 for details and reservations. OSO RESTAURANT - Modern American cuisine with a whimsical approach using the finest local products. Dinner Sun.-Thurs. 5:30-9:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 5:30-10 p.m. 91 Hill Street at Southampton Inn, Southampton, 631-283-1166; PARTO’S RESTAURANT – Italian restaurant, pizzeria café. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. and Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit 12 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. PEPI’S RISTORANTE – Classic Italian cuisine. Parking by land or sea on private dock. Open 7 days, Noon to 11 p.m. Located at 400 Old Main Rd., Southold. Call 631-765-6373.

PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open seven days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. THE RED ROOSTER – Comfort food with eclectic style. Farm fresh produce, organic and natural ingredients. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 4805 Depot Lane, Cutchogue. 631-734-8267. RUGOSA – Modern American restaurant serving fresh local ingredients using European techniques. $30 Prix Fixe 5:30 to 7 nightly. Small plates and dinner at the bar. Wines by the glass always $8. Closed Tuesdays. 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631.604.1550. THE SALTWATER GRILL – Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach. Lunch, dinner, drinks and live music on the beach weekends until June 22. 379 Dune Road. 631-288-1485. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon. through Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food. Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. 221 Pantigo Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7166. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK – Surf shack, bar and grill. Open at 11 a.m. for lunch and dinner. Weekend brunch at 10 a.m. Two-for-one margaritas all the time. Live music. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6060.

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FRIDAY, JULY 10 AXE LOUNGE – DJ. 1181 Northsea Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0808. BAMBOO – DJ. 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. BEACH BAR – DJ Doug. 58 Foster Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. FIDDLERS COVE – Karaoke with Jesse. 9 p.m. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. GURNEY’S INN – DJ. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. THE HARBOR CLUB – Dance music all weekend. 10:30 p.m. to 4 a.m. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. LILY POND – Dance music all weekend. 44 Three Mile Harbor Rd., East Hampton. 646-619-1217. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL – Happy Hour. 5-7 p.m. Free burgers at the bar. Outdoor patio. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Brooklyn Brewery Bash. 6 to 9:30 p.m. Hurricane Alley. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. NICK’S – Todd the Guitarman. 3 to 7 p.m. 148 S. Emerson Ave., Montauk. 631-668-4800. OSO – Sari Kessler. 7:30 to 10:30 p.m. The Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-283-1166. PINK ELEPHANT – DJ all weekend. 281 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-287-9888. REGULARS CAFE – Friday night supper club featuring the Annie Morgan Band. 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – DJ. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. TURTLE CROSSING – Mama Lee & Friends. 6 to 8 p.m. $3 drafts during Happy Hour. 221 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-7166. WOLFFER ESTATE – “Sunset Fridays.” Live jazz. 5 7:30 p.m. Wolffer Winestand, 3312 Montauk Hwy, Sagaponack, 631-537-5106. SATURDAY, JULY 11 75 MAIN – DJ after 10 p.m. 75 Main St., Southampton. 631-283-7575. ALMOND – Karaoke. 10:30 p.m. 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. AXE LOUNGE – Dance, hip-hop. 1181 Northsea Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0808. BAMBOO – DJ. 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. DOCKERS – DJ. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-6530653. GURNEY’S INN – DJ. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Chuck “E” Band. 2 to 6 p.m. Music & cocktails. 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. NICK’S – Bobby Nathan. 3 to 7 p.m. Fireworks on the Beach. 148 S. Emerson Ave., Montauk. 631-668-4800. REGULARS CAFE – Big River Ransom. 9 p.m. to 12 a.m. $10. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Project Vibe. 10 p.m. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. SURF LODGE – Patron Summer Concert Series: K’naan. 7 p.m. 183 Edgemere Rd., Montauk. 631-668-2632. TIERRA MAR – Live music Saturday nights. 231 Dune Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700. TWEED’S – Tommy Keys Boogie and Blues piano. 7 to 10 p.m. Reservations suggested. Tweed’s Restaurant & Buffalo Bar, 17 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631-909-2743. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Comedy/Rock ‘n’ Roll Doubleheader at The Comedy Loft. MTV’s Irene Bremis and Terry McNeely 8 p.m. Followed by George Gallo

PIERRE’S – Live jazz. 7 to 9 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. REGULARS CAFE – Steve Fredericks on guitar. 6 to 9 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. ROWDY HALL – Open acoustic jams. 9:45 p.m. 10 Main St. in the Parrish Mews, East Hampton. 631-324-8555. SURF LODGE – See-I plays reggae. 7 p.m. 183 Edgemere Rd., Montauk. 631-668-2632. TURTLE CROSSING – Feed the Need. 5 to 7 p.m. 221 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-7166. MONDAY, JULY 13 MONTAUK YACHT CLUB –Locals appreciation night. 6 p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. OASIS – Ludmilla Performs Samba Jazz and Bossa Nova. 7 p.m. Oasis Restaurant and Bar, Noyac. 631-7257110. OSO – Happy Hour. Weekdays 5 to 7 p.m. The Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-283-1166. REGULARS CAFE – Live Reggae featuring Winston Irie. 9 p.m. to 12 a.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. TUESDAY, JULY 14 GURNEY’S INN – 6 to 10 p.m. Hot Beach Party featuring Hotwax. Food, drinks, bonfire, volleyball, and more. Gurney’s Ocean Beach, Montauk. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB –Fat Tuesdays at 6 p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. PIERRE’S – Jody Carlson and her jazz trio. 7 to 10 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. REGULARS CAFE – The Doug Dwyer Trio. 7 to 10 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. WEDNESDAY, JULY 15 FIDDLERS COVE – Acoustic open mic after hours. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL –Happy Hour. 5-7 p.m. Free burgers at the bar. Outdoor patio. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB –Margaritaville Weds. 6


p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Drink specials starting at 9 p.m. Ladies’ Night. DJ Raj G Raj at 10 p.m. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. REGULARS CAFE – WEHM Talent Night hosted by Mike Maz. 7 to 10 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. THURSDAY, JULY 16 THE ARTFUL DODGER – Karaoke. 9 p.m. No cover. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. BAMBOO – Drink specials. Free sushi snacks. DJ spins disco and funk. 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631329-9821. FIDDLERS COVE – Dance party with DJ Neens. 9 p.m. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. GURNEY’S INN – Karaoke. 8 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL – Highnote Thursdays. Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss perform. 7 – 10 p.m. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. MUSE – Steve Fredericks on guitar. 7 to 10 p.m. 760 Montauk Highway, Watermill. 631-726-2606. OLD STOVE PUB – Von Falkenburg on keys. Thursday through Sunday. 8 to 10 p.m. 3516 Montauk Highway, Sagaponack. 631-537-3300. O’MURPHY’S – Jim and Nanci host karaoke 10 p.m. The Plaza, Montauk. 631-668-5005. OSO –Ladies’ Night. 5:30 to 9 p.m. Prix fixe menu $25. The Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-2831166. REGULARS CAFE – Live Jazz, featuring Bosco and friends. 7 to 10 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD – Twilight Thursdays. 5-7:30 p.m. Live jazz with the Dennis Raffelock Jazz Duo. No cover. 139 Sagg Rd., Sagaponack. 631-5375106. Email all nightlife updates to or fax to 631-537-3330 by Friday at noon.

SUNDAY, JULY 12 EAST HAMPTON POINT – Reggae with Project Vibe. 6 to 9 p.m. 295 Three Mile Harbor Rd., East Hampton. 631329-2800. NICK’S – Danny Keane. 3 to 7 p.m. 148 S. Emerson Ave., Montauk. 631-668-4800. MANUCCI’S – Live music. 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. 440 West Lake Dr., Montauk. 631-668-4455. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Dennis Raffelock duo. 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100.


and 30Rock’s Howard Feller, and The B-Side Band. $15. 142 Mill Rd., Westhampton. 631-288-7161.

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House/ home Earthly Delights

By April Gonzales

The second presentation in Madoo’s speaker series will take place this weekend. Mara Seibert will discuss the fine art of Italian handcrafted ceramics that come from the Impruneta region just outside of Florence. The talk will be from 4-6 p.m. this Saturday at Bob Dash’s well-known Sagaponack landscape creation (located south of the post office) that has been termed one of the 10 most beautiful gardens in America. For over 15 years, Seibert and her partner, Lenore Rice, have been importing the heavy duty handmade all weather terra cotta pots that they discovered while on vacation. In recent times, she has noted that as they discuss both work and family with the Italian artisans, the future of the workshops comes into question, as many will not be taken over by the next generation. Is this centuries old technique becoming a dying art form, is a question she has begun to ask herself? As of now, special molds that were used to produce the original pots from the Biltmore Estate were discovered and came back into use, but the technique for fixing a broken mold is a skill that died over 300 years ago when the molds were first made. If the molds break, then those kinds of special commission planters, so much a part of our

The Art of Ceramics at Madoo

American landscape history, cannot be made again. More than anything, Seibert would like to bring people to an appreciation of the work from Impruneta as an art, not just a craft. In outlining the history of ceramics from this region of Italy, Seibert will discuss the Duomo in Florence. Brunelleschi, the architect, specified Impruneta tiles for his daring roof design. Della Robia went to the region for the special soil rich in iron and salts that make up the clay body needed for long wearing pots, sculpture and architectural accents that

becomes a light pink when fired. In the same air as artists from history, Seibert and Rice developed the American Collection, which is a combination of American designers and artists whose concepts were then transferred into clay by the most skilled of the modern day ceramic workshops who often just dig the clay out of the ground behind their studios. But even in their everyday production of large classic Italian rolled rim pots, no two are the same, each one is hand made. When Bob Dash was called on to design a planter for them, he thought that it was a great thrill to make a pot – being a painter and print maker. “I chose the oldest form I could think of, the amphora and covered it with Phoenician-like stick writing. I used a matchstick to incise the clay and rubbed some out. It had to look like it had been exhumed from a shipwreck and had been down there a very long time.” In the time honored tradition, Dash made the rolled rim and handles himself. The poem is a riff on Gertrude Stein and begins: “I am a rose, my eyes are blue. I am a rose who are you?” You can read the rest of the poem on the Madoo pot designed by Dash but handmade in Italy this weekend at Madoo gardens, after the lecture by Seibert.

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Turning Over Turbo, A Kitty that Needs a Home By Ellen Dioguardi “A cat with kittens nearly always decides sooner or later to move them.” - Sidney Denham Tuesday is our deadline day here at Dan’s Papers and we are all extremely busy with a variety of things. At some point mid-morning our delivery manager told me about a cute kitten in the back parking area and I thought he said “near the rental van.” Now, Dan’s has had some issues with stray cats taking up residence in our back garage. Last year we found two kittens homes and wanted to catch the mom and have her spayed, but she vanished before that was accomplished. I’ve had my fill of seeing what happens when these kittens venture out near Montauk Highway, so I’ve been ever so thrilled we no longer had a “cat issue.” I assumed this “kitten” was a few months old and decided I wanted to keep out of it, at least until after deadline day. A few hours later I headed out the back door to get lunch at the new Citarella next door. Upon exiting our building I immediately heard the very plaintive mews of a very young kitten, with a good set of lungs. Against my will, my feet took me over to the rental van and there sitting on the engine (the hood was up) was the smallest, wettest, cutest kitten I’d ever seen. I reached for it and it ran into the engine and continued screaming. I looked around, walked to the borders of our lot and looked and listened for any reply, any sign of a mother or other kittens. Nothing. I ran back into the office and enlisted the help of another cat loving Dan’s Papers employee (there are a few of us). We grabbed the kitten, brought it inside, and found a box. I stuffed it with a pillow and some newspapers and gave it a small cup of Lactaid free milk (their stomachs can’t digest

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much at this age I assumed). It began lapping up the milk without hesitation. This kitten (it appeared to be four to five weeks old) knew how to drink out of a bowl. Knee jerk reaction made me call my vet. I offered to pay for an exam or a night over or anything to get this poor thing warm and checked out and allow me to continue my very busy workday. They graciously offered to have me bring it down and see if they could squeeze the poor thing into their already booked day. The kitten did not like the box, did not like being confined and I soon found out it did not like car rides. Its claws were so unformed that its attempts at scratching felt like nothing, but I was still being careful as a frightened, stray cat is nothing to be casual about. These homeless creatures can carry disease and also turn on you if they are hurt, sick or just plain scared. On the way to Sag Harbor from our office, I had to put my hand over the opening in the box a few times as the kitten was squirming out. Once it realized its claws were no

use, it chomped on my hand, twice. I arrived at the vet office with a couple of small puncture wounds and this wet, shaking, frightened dark tabby cat with blue green eyes. This yowling wet ball of fur quieted down the minute it was snuggly wrapped in a towel and then it got even quieter as it was given a small amount of watered down wet cat food. I left it in the good hands of the vet staff and went back to work. Later in the day I was told the kitten had no diseases and was doing well. It was a little boy. With two very large Maine Coon cats in my small house, and my husband and I both at work for over 10 hours a day, I had to find a place for this kitten. I did something I hate to do, as I know they are often overwhelmed. I called The Animal Rescue Fund of the Hamptons (ARF) and they agreed to take this very adoptable kitten in. Back to Sag Harbor I went, and then to ARF to hand the little guy over to the kennel manager. They asked if I’d named him, to which I replied, “If I named him I’d have to keep him.” The kitten vanished down the hallway to the medical wing. I think about this kitten often. He was adorable, feisty and with an obvious will to live and be with people. I called ARF a few days later. He needed to be neutered and was too young for adoption, but would be fine, they were sure. One of the vet’s staff had visited him and said they named him Turbo. Turbo is going to find a loving home. I know ARF does a wonderful job under some very trying circumstances. As lovely a place as ARF is (and it is a very, very nice shelter,) all I could think as I walked away that day was: I wish I could take all those animals away from here and give them a real home.

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By Susan Galardi

A Moving Experience – It’s All Good

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not our son. He felt “good.” While, on the other hand, we have been hysterical. I worked out my issues early on in the process, before reluctantly agreeing to sell, so my stress diminished some. My partner’s stress has been consistently high. A real estate agent, she brokered both deals and has taken care of every

detail. I had a much lesser role – after all, I have a paper to get out. I can’t bother myself with packing and LIPA service. Though all, our son has been as cool as a cucumber. As far as he’s concerned, it’s all good. Over the weekend, as we packed up the rest of his innumerable toys, I asked, “How do you feel about boxing up all your toys?” “When will I have them again?” he asked. “Three days.” “Then – good,” he said. Last night, the family that bought our house – a great group – came by for the walkthrough. Hudson was a part of the whole experience. When he met the younger daughter, who would be taking his room, I asked, “How do you feel about that?” “Good,” he said. But I have noticed some interesting changes in behavior during the last week. He hasn’t watched the cable channel Noggin (“It’s like Pre-school on TV!”) for more than a year. He has moved on to louder things. But lately, he’s been tuning in to Noggin every day, sitting amid boxes and rolled up rugs, watching the programs he watched as a toddler. On Saturday, when I checked in on him as he played computer games, I saw he found his way to, where he was doing a computer art project. He wanted me to email it in, in hopes that they’d show it on the cable station. I filled in all the information. All we had to do was give it a name. “What do you want to call it?” I asked. He looked at it a few seconds, then said, definitively, “Messy house!”

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As I write this, on a production day at Dan’s Papers, I have returned from not one but two closings (I guess that accounts for about 20% of the real estate transactions this month). We sold our house of 10 years at 11 a.m., and purchased our new house at 2 p.m. Our family moved out here 4 1/2 years ago, when our son was 18 months old. This was our weekend house that he knew since he was born, so it wasn’t a big transition. But in the last several years, he’s developed a history in this Northwest Woods traditional. Holidays, birthdays, losing a family dog, a quick honeymoon with a new puppy that went sour, learning to swim in the pool. Naturally, we were, and still are, concerned about how he might handle it all. We followed advice and talked to him about it every step of the way, asked him how he felt about leaving his “childhood” home, how he feels about moving to a new house. We’d say things like, “You’ll only wake up in this room three more times, how do you feel about that?” His answer to all of our touchy-feely questions has been, “good.” I have to admit I think I’ve projected my own feelings on to our son. I ask him leading questions to elicit feelings about being wrenched from the safety of his four-bedroom womb. My birth sign is the crab. And I’m true to it in that I like to hole up in my home. I also lived in my childhood home from birth through college, before ending up in a two-bedroom apartment in New York for the next 20-odd years. So I had a lot of feelings about moving. But

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Kid’s Calendar FRIDAY, JULY 10 THE MUSICAL ADVENTURES OF FLAT STANLEY – 7:30 p.m. Based on the book series by Jeff Brown. Avram Theater, Stony Brook Southampton. SHABBAT SHABOOM – Singing, story telling and celebration. All ages. 5 p.m. Havens Beach, Bay St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0904. BREMEN TOWN MUSICIANS – Original production of a classic tale. $10/$9 members and grandparents/$5 under 3 years. 11 a.m. – 12 p.m. Goat on a Boat, #4 Hampton St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. SATURDAY, JULY 11 A CELEBRATION OF POETRY FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY – 7:30 p.m. Highlights from the Julie Andrews’ Collection of Poems, Songs, and Lullabies. Julie Andrews, Emma Watson Hamilton, and Jim McMullan. Avram Theater, Stony Brook Southampton. BREMEN TOWN MUSICIANS – See 7/10 listing for info. SUNDAY, JULY 12 FAMILY FOREST WALK – 10 a.m. South Fork Natural History Museum. “The Maritime Forest.” Learn about the unique ways plants adapt to saltwater and sand. 2 miles. $7/$5 children/free SoFo members. 631-537-9735. Montauk. TUESDAY, JULY 14 WORLD TRAVELERS – See Programs/Classes for more info. Indonesia: Staging a Shadow Puppet Show. GOONIES – Outdoor movie. 8 p.m. Bring a blanket or beach chair. Popcorn. Suggested donation $7/$5 child. Rain date is 7/21. Jewish Center of the Hamptons, 44 Woods Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-9858. WEDNESDAY, JULY 15 WORLD TRAVELERS – See Programs/Classes for more info. Vietnam: Children’s Moon Festival. THURSDAY, JULY 16 WORLD TRAVELERS – See Programs/Classes for more info. Australia: Camping Trip to the Outback. ROCK THE PAVILLION – Featuring local teen bands.

Easy Company & Off City Limits. Free 8 – 10 p.m. Ponquogue Pavillion, Dune Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-7022425. FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT – (update) Big. 7:30 p.m. $10/$5 kids. Presented by EH Rotary Club. Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike. Rain date 7/13. 917-375-8538. GUSTAFER YELLOWGOLD – $10/$9 members and grandparents/$5 under 3 years. 11 a.m. – 12 p.m. Goat on a Boat, 4 Hampton St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. PROGRAMS/CLASSES WORLD TRAVELERS – Ages 4 – 7. United Methodist Church, 160 Main St., Southampton. 6-week summer program on thru 8/13 or spontaneous drop-off. Tues., Wed. & Thurs. from 9:30 a.m. to 12 noon. Through games, stories, crafts, songs and dance kids learn about different cultures. 917-538-5049. KIDSUMMER ART CAMP – Kids learn painting, drawing, sculpture, pottery, collage, and more. Includes cultural field trips. Week long sessions 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. starting July 9. $475/$375 members. Parrish Art Museum, Jobs La., Southampton. 631-283-2118. THE CREATIVE STUDIO – July 8-10. 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Ages 5 to 7. Painting, sculpture, printmaking, and collage. $160/$130 members. Parrish Art Museum, Southampton. 631-283-2118. SUMMER FUN SPANISH – Learn basic Spanish through storytelling, songs, and games. Ages 6 to 11. Saturdays in July and August. 10:30 to 11:30 a.m. Montauk Library, 871 Montauk Highway. 631-668-3377. YOUNG AMERICAN WRITERS WORKSHOPS – Pairs professional writers with students for 4-day retreats. Throughout July. Stony Brook Southampton. 631-632-5070. TV & FILM CAMP – Saturdays and Sundays in July and Aug. Kids learn writing, producing, directing, filming, and more. Southampton Cultural Center. 631-287-4377. ONGOING JACKSON POLLOCK DRIP PAINTING – Family workshop. Saturdays 10 to 11:30 a.m. in July and Aug. Pollock Krasner Research Center, 820 Fireplace Rd., Springs. Reservations at 631-329-2811.

PETTING FARM AT AMARYLLIS SANCTUARY – Sundays. 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. Pony rides available on most days. 93 Merchants Path, off Sagg Rd. (behind Wolffer), Sagaponack. 631-537-7335. CMEE – Children’s Museum of the East End. Interactive exhibitions, arts and science based programs and workshops, special events. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. . $7/free for members. GOAT ON A BOAT – Play Groups for tots on Mon. and Fri. at 9:30 a.m. Tot Art for children 5 & under Mon. at 10:30 a.m. Tot Camp Tues. - Thurs. 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. Puppet Shows Thurs., Fri. Sat. at 11 a.m. Rte. 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Every Sat. from 10 a.m.-12 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – A music and movement program for children 0 to 5-years-old and their caregivers. Mon. and Tues. mornings at the Dance Centre of the Hamptons, Westhampton Beach. Thurs. mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center. Fri. mornings at Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path in Southampton. 631-764-4180. JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY STORYTIME – Thursdays at 10:30 a.m. John Jermain Library, Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. Send all events for the kids’ calendar to by Friday at noon.

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Life S tyle Health/Fitness

Green Smoothies: My Kids Eat Kale for Breakfast By Carol Galanty Green smoothies are the easiest place to start for anyone who wants to add more green vegetables into their diets and they are equally appealing to both children and adults. Kids like that they taste good. They think they are getting a treat. Adults like that they taste good too and that they are quick and easy to make. In our busy lives, quick and easy are essential if we intend for a diet or lifestyle change to stick. In my kitchen, the blender remains on the center island counter at all times. A quick rinse and it is ready to be used again. In the morning, I throw in one or two frozen bananas, some frozen berries, two handfuls of whatever greens I have on hand, some water and ice, hit the blend button and breakfast is served. There are no complicated recipes required and experimentation is recommended. My favorite smoothies have been ones I have improvised, not copied out of a recipe book. If I would ever get into the habit of writing down the concoctions I like the best, I may end up with a recipe book of my own! A full pitcher is enough for my three kids and myself. If it happens to be a particularly popular flavor, I’ll give my portion to the kids and make a second batch for myself. This batch I load up with all kinds of supplements. I go easy on the supplements with the kids, because many of them alter the flavor of the smoothie and they won’t drink it. Nothing annoys me

more than to have to waste all that precious organic produce. Ground flax seed is one supplement that I can add into theirs without any of them noticing a change in flavor. Although much of what my kids eat remains outside of my control and I cannot force them to eat something they don’t want to, I find the green smoothies to be a win-win situation. The kids love them, and I feel good that they are starting the day off with proper nutrients. Over time the more green vegetables they eat, the less they will crave the sugary, processed junk food they are surrounded by at school, their friends’ houses and restaurants. I am trying to be patient with their transition to healthier foods. After all, my own transition to a healthier lifestyle has been a journey (several years and counting). There have been many occasions where I have just wanted to throw my hands up in the air and say forget it, I give up (actually I have done that a number of times), but the introduction of green smoothies into our household has given me newfound hope that all is not lost. Some helpful tips for making green smoothies: • If you find the flavor too bland with water as the liquid, substitute 1 cup of freshly squeezed orange juice for 1 cup of water. This will give the smoothie a sweeter taste. • Buy bananas at the store that look very ripe (some brown spots). Peel them and place in a large Ziploc bag

in the freezer so you always have them on hand. • Chop up and freeze your own fruit. Buy overly ripe or just do so when you have too much left over. • Ask your grocer for fruit “seconds.” You may be able to save some money. • Alternatively, buy bags of frozen organic fruit in the freezer section at your grocery or health foods store. I have found certain brands of strawberries to be way too sour, so try a variety of different brands to find the ones you like the best. • A very popular supplement with my kids is raw cacao (raw chocolate). Mixed with agave nectar, it adds a rich chocolatey taste to the smoothie. Beware of overdoing it though. Raw cacao does contain caffeine. Carob powder is another choice that does not contain caffeine. • If you end up with too much of a batch, store the remainder in the refrigerator covered with saran wrap for an after-school snack. Smoothies and grapes are a much better choice than cookies and milk. • Get the kids involved in the fruit choices; they are much more likely to eat something they have helped to create. • To make a smoothie thicker, add more ice. To thin it out add more liquid (water, nut milk or orange juice depending on recipe). • To sweeten a smoothie, add a couple of tablespoons of raw agave nectar or raw honey.

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Beauty/Fashion The Fourth of July is behind us and we have a long summer with lots of happenings ahead of us. ‘Tis the season to be footloose and fancy free. Let’s do some summer shopping! If you are wondering where you will find the poster of the upcoming Dan’s Papers cover by Michael Paraskevis, you will find it at the Paraskevis Gallery, 83-E Main Street, Westhampton Beach. The gallery is open Saturdays and Sundays from noon to 4pm. For info, call 631.287.1665. In the quaint village of Quogue, at 130 Jessup Avenue, you will find The Lily Pad, a unique shop and consignment store with lots to offer that is conveniently open 7 days. While visiting the shop I was amazed to find a wealth of wonderful ‘Quogue’ items...from T-shirts to tumblers, tote bags to beach/bath towels, and lots of gifts for everyone for every occasion. For information call 631.653.6575, or e-mail Theresa at Log on to the web site at Check out the 20% off featured items sale at Accents, 296 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. It is that time of year to really stock up on all your beach, pool, spa, and backyard living supplies and furniture. Enjoy local Native American art and culture, and fill your baskets with strawberry dishes at the Shinnecock Museum’s “Strawberry Moon Harvest Festival” on Montauk Highway (Route 27A) and West Gate Road in Southampton. There will be a marketplace with Shinnecock-made jewelry, art, clothing, beadwork and other hand-crafted traditional and contemporary pieces for sale. In the KidsZone, children four and up will get their faces painted; make a bead necklace, paint shells and play traditional games and activities that teach about Shinnecock culture.

Traditional strawberry dishes and summer foods will also be available. Visit or call 631.287.4923 for more information. CJ LAING, 42B Jobs Lane, Southampton will be hosting a “Special Trunk Show” on Tuesday and Wednesday, July 14, and 15. Designers Alfred Fiandaca and Alexandra Lind Rose of FIANDACA will be on hand to shower you with a fabulous selection of clothing and accessories to wear to all the events that are on our summer to-do calendars. Call 631.283.1656 for more information. Saks Fifth Avenue, Southampton has put together quite a schedule of summer soirée events for you throughout the month of July. Included in the summer soirées is the ‘Make Waves Summer Beauty Event’, now through Friday, July 10, and the Lancôme event, a gift with a French Twist on Sunday, July 12 through August 1. Stop by for the ultimate summer musthaves. Unlimited Earth Care Showroom, 2249 Scuttle Hole Road/Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike has exactly what Dr. Garden has ordered. Their Golden Boy statue, designed by owner Frederico Azevedo, is made of fiber clay and is weather resistant, making it perfect for outdoors or indoors in any room. For information and showroom hours, call Frederico at 631.725.7551. Log on to the Web site, Wahh, I want one! The Juicy Naam, healing juices and food, 27 Race Lane, East Hampton is having an after holiday special sale on their very popular ‘Cleanse,’ for anyone who starts before July 15 it will cost only $100/day instead of $150. Call 631-604-5091 for info and reservations. Log onto their Web site at Known for her whimsical painterly prints, East

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK Sanctuary Pilates East 480 Captain’s Neck Lane, Southampton 212-427-6047 - As the owner and founder of Sanctuary Pilates, Kate Artibee opened Sanctuary East, an exclusive seasonal offering that grew out of client requests from the popular Manhattan studio located on the Upper East Side. Kate is a master Pilates trainer and is fully certified not only in Pilates, but also prenatal yoga, Sivananda and Astanga practices. The decision to expand to the Hamptons was a simple one: to keep up with her client base that often spends summers there. The new studio will feature exclusive sessions with Kate by appointment only on Sundays 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. and Mondays 7 a.m. to 1 p.m. Even more exciting, if you are already a client of the Manhattan studio all of your packages will transfer! All new clients to Sanctuary may also transfer their packages back to the Manhattan studio as well. Paige Gamble Handbags 40a Jobs Lane, Southampton 212.518.7400 Paige Gamble brings her collection of one-of-a-kind totes and clutches to her Southampton boutique for the summer, from July 1 through September 9. Paige Gamble clutches and totes come in limited editions. The designs marry precious leathers such as alligator, stingray, anaconda, python, lizard, and crocodile with exotic gemstones and minerals from around the world. Each bag is numbered, hand-cut, and benchmade in NYC by craftsmen specializing in couturelevel detailing. The adornments found on many of their bags are hand-selected and hand-faceted to make each item truly unique. Additionally, the store will carry The Woods Jewelry necklaces and bracelets in wood and horn adorned with rose cut diamonds,

Hamtpon’s Pamela Ferrari is having a “Studio/Store Sale” on her creative line of seasonless, versatile dresses and separates in packable fabrics at The Studio, 35 Middle Lane, East Hampton. Pamela wants her clients to love wearing her clothes and enjoy the compliments that they constantly draw. And they do…the sale is already in progress, so get going! Are you in need of a body makeover? There will be a “Yummie Tummie Trunk Show” and styling Q&A at Nancy & Co., 66 Newtown Lane, East Hampton on Saturday, July 11, 2 to 6pm. Be there for Heather Thomson, creator and designer of Yummie Tummie, calling her experts in to help you to look slim, trim and fashionable all summer long in the latest styles, along with Heather’s expert team to answer all of your questions about looking sleeker in everything you wear. Call 631.324.5097 for information. Sam Guest debuts his newest line of graphic tees at LABL in Sag Harbor, Saturday July 11, 2–6pm. The Tribute brand has come a long way from its modest beginnings as a hand drawn line produced in the back of Island Surf in Sag Harbor with Sharpies on white tees. The sophistication of Sam’s designs continue to evolve and the new line is unquestionably his most compelling to date. Having graduated with the Pierson HS class of 2009 in June, Sam is preparing to enter the Parsons School of Design in the fall. Stop by LABL’s new location across from Java Nation and meet Sam. Free refreshments will be served. Ciao and happy summer shopping! If your shop is having sales or new inventory, and you want our readers to hear about it, e-mail me at

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Bindi rings, semi-precious cocktail rings in white and yellow gold and Ronnie Jewelry necklaces crafted from semi-precious stones. The Body, 7 Windmill Lane, Southampton 631.259-8800 – The Body, a 55-minute, high-energy fitness class that combines movements from yoga, pilates and flexibility training, has expanded to the Hamptons. The intimate class setting of about 10-15 people, energizing music, and proven technique from the Lotte Berk method to trim, tone, lengthen, and strengthen will turn your body into “The” body in a little more than a month. Shawn McCormack is the birector and head instructor and is a veteran of the Berk method. Her partner, Lisa Stone, is a physical therapist and fitness entrepreneur. Together they worked to reinvent this fitness method to create The Body. Classes will be available every FridaySunday. Prices start at $33 per class, $150 for a fiveclass package, $275 for 10, $520 for 20. Private/open classes can be booked a month in advance. AT&T Get Connected 42 Hampton Road, Southampton 631.838.3400 AT&T Get Connected Southampton is an authorized cellular phone retailer that has recently opened their doors in Southampton. Open seven days a week, always ready to assist you with your phone and phone accessory needs, they specialize in BlackBerry and PDA support and carry a full line of the latest text messaging phones, accessories and much more. A plus, monthly account discounts are available to employees of various businesses.

Gloria Jewel 2486 Main Street, Bridgehampton 631.613.6034 Two doors from Starbucks, Gloria Jewel recently opened their doors in Bridgehampton. The casual style of the shop is very beachy and gives it an easy living look. It’s everything you’d need to fit your lifestyle out here. The store carries amazing staple lines such as Citizen of Humanity, Velvet, C&C California and Majestic. There are also fresh, different lines such as Daughters of the Revolution, LaRok and Enza Costa – a very flirty look. Gloria Jewel’s first shop landed on the South Fork. Welcome to Bridgehampton! Edge Design 463 2983 Montauk Highway, Sagaponack 631.834.4853 – Edge Design is a unique interior design company that has recently opened its doors in Sagaponack and Manhattan. The company is the collaboration of Dyan Ditolla Grey and Susan Frame, two accomplished East End artists and interior designers. The creative energy of this team is powerful, and its products are compelling and exciting. The designs sustain the passage of time. The scope of Edge Design 463 ranges from modern to eclectic as determined by the integrity of the architecture. Simplicity, luxury, elegance and harmony define the aesthetic. Some projects include: homes, offices, apartments, country inns and interiors for real estate. A consultation is welcomed by appointment. Are you a new business or have recently moved to a new location and want everyone to know about you? E-mail Maria at

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By Ken Kindler

Gail Evans, a Southold resident and photographer, recently contacted me and asked if we could collaborate in an effort to give more exposure to the lovely trails on the North Fork. Evans is in the process of hiking all the North Fork trails and creating detailed trail guides of each. She is creating the trails guides on 8-1/2” x 11” size paper, one-sided, so they can be printed out as needed and easily carried with the hiker. To find the trail guides visit then select the Trail Guides to the North Fork Trails link. The Dam Pond map is easy to follow. It has a key, a brief description of the resource and driving directions. Evan’s map makes it possible to walk these trails without getting lost, however for this walk, she offered to be my guide. Just three miles east of Greenport’s Inlet Pond County Park, on Route 25 in East Marion, there are over 35 acres of undeveloped land and hiking trails. It is one of the most beautiful areas on the North Fork. Pass a church on the right and the firehouse on the left. After a short distance, on your left, you’ll see a sign that says DAM POND MARITIME RESERVE. If you drive by the scenic pond on the left, you have passed the entrance to the Reserve. Follow the driveway to the parking area and kiosk. The Dam Pond Maritime Reserve is included in the New York State

Dam Pond Open Space Plan, the Long Island Pine Barrens Maritime Reserve and the Peconic Bay Maritime Reserve. It is part of the federally designated National Estuary Program. The acquisition of this 35-acre reserve is the result of a collaborative conservation effort of the Peconic Land Trust in partnership with Suffolk County and Southold Township. There are two trail openings. We entered the one marked as a trailhead. We kept veering right to describe the largest loop possible, and then walked the intervening trails later. As we walked the perimeter of the peninsula, we caught glimpses of the salt

pond to our right. There are several loops covering a total distance of 1.2 miles. Two green loops are connected by a green trail; a red trail creating a loop between the green loops uses the green connecting trail as one of its sides. A couple of short trails take you to the shore of the pond, affording a stunning view towards the Sound. I was particularly impressed by the red trail. It’s a well-executed trail through a hardwood forest. What a treat to experience several diverse ecological communities in such close proximity. In a matter of minutes, the trail takes you from salt and freshwater wetlands to a copse of red cedars, woods of oak and hickory, and as you exit the reserve, you pass through a magnificent stand of white birch trees. While transcribing my notes from the tape recorder, I noticed the constant and varied birdcalls in the background, captured by my recorder. Evans and I didn’t pick up a single tick while walking the wide, well-trimmed trails. If you are worried about ticks, participating in a trails group sponsored hike is your best bet. Hike leaders preview their hikes before leading them and won’t take hikers on heavily infested trails. If you’re looking for a scenic, short walk through a lovely area, visit the Dam Pond Reserve.

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BENEFITS WHALING MUSEUM LUAU – 7/10. $100. Hawaiian pig roast and buffet, margarita bar, raffles, Luau attire, music by The Surf Dogs plus special guests. 6:30 p.m. Sag Harbor Whaling Museum, 200 Main St. 631-725-0770. SHOP FOR A CAUSE – 7/10. An evening of cocktails and shopping to benefit Guild Hall. 5 – 7 p.m. Lilly Pulitzer, 55 Newtown La., East Hampton. 631-907-9112. PARTY FOR THE ANIMALS – 7/11. To Benefit Suffolk SPCA’s Equine Rescue Collaborative at Southaven. $15/$30 Families. 1 – 6 p.m. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Ave., Riverhead. 631-382-7722. DR. CAIRO BENEFIT – 7/11. To help fund the research of Dr. Mitchell Cairo, Division Chief, Pediatric Blood & Marrow Transplantation at Columbia University Medical Center. 6:30 – 9 p.m. Water Mill. 631-725-0009. HEALTHY CHILDREN, HEALTHY FUTURES – 7/11. Outback Steakhouse VIP Dinner Dance at Duckwalk Vineyards. Celebrity guests, dancing, auctions. $100. 6:30 – 11 p.m. 231 Montauk Highway, Watermill. 631-283-1589. SUMMER GALA – 7/11. To benefit Family Counseling Services. $250. 7 – 11 p.m. The Great Lawn, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1954 x 249. MIDSUMMER PARTY – 7/11. To honor Museum Trustee Dorothy Lichtenstein. Dinner and dancing to live music. 7 p.m. $1000. Followed by After Ten Party. $150. Parrish Art Museum, Southampton. 631-283-2118. BREATH OF THE HAMPTONS – 7/11. Benefit for Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. Cocktails, hor d’oeuvres, and more. $200/$500 family package. 4 – 8 p.m. Home of Jeffrey Altman, 19 Ambleside La., Bridgehampton. 516-827-1290. FASHION SHOW & LUNCHEON – To benefit EE


SATURDAY, JULY 11 THE GLASS MENAGERIE – See 7/10 listing for info. DINNER – 4 p.m. and 8 p.m. See 7/10 listing for info. ARNOLD EISEN – Head of Judaism’s Conservative movement. 9:30 a.m. Shabbat morning with D’var Torah by Dr. Eisen folthe Old Whalers’ Church in Sag

FRIDAY, JULY 10 BOX ART AUCTION – THE GLASS MENAGERIE 7/11. $60. 4 to 8 p.m. To benefit East End Hospice. – $55/$53 members. 8 p.m. Guild The Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hall, East Hampton. 631-324- Hampton. 631-288-7080. 0806. DINNER – 8 p.m. $55/$65. Bay Street Theater, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. lowed by Kiddush at ARNOLD EISEN – Head of Judaism’s Conservative Harbor. 631-725-8188. movement. 6:30 p.m. Kabbalat Shabbat services at the OPEN WATER OCEAN SWIM – 1/2 mile, 1 mile and 2 Conservative Synagogue of the Hamptons, followed by light mile swims. Raise $100 or more and entry fee will be meal with Dr. Eisen at Rabbit Uhrbach’s home in Sag waived. Proceeds benefit the Montauk Playhouse Harbor. 631-725-8188. Community Center. Register at or on day of HOUSE TOUR – Presented by Friends of the John event at 7:30 a.m. at Kirk Beach in Montauk. 631-668-1124. Jermain Library. Tour six homes from modern to historic to GREEK FESTIVAL – Noon to 11 p.m. See 7/10 listing green. Advance tickets at John Jermain Library and Wharf for info. Shop on Main St. $35. Day of tickets $40. 11 a.m. – 4 p.m. MADOO SERIES – 4 to 6 p.m. Mara Seibert discusses John Jermain Library, Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. the fine art of Italian handcrafted ceramics. Bob Dash’s garFILMS ON THE HAYWALL – The Searchers. Free. 9 den, south of post office, Sagaponac. p.m. Silas Marder Gallery, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., SENATOR GILLIBRAND – 11 a.m. Guest speaker at Bridgehampton. 631-702-2306. Shabbat. The Hampton Synagogue, 154 Sunset Ave., MUSIC FEST OPENING GALA – 6 p.m. Sayre Park, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0534. Bridgehampton. Gala tickets $150/Concert tickets COLSON WHITEHEAD – Reads from Sag Harbor. 6 $50/Season passes $750 and up. Fest runs thru 7/26. 800p.m. Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725644-4418. 4926. ANTIQUE SHOW PREVIEW – EH Historical Society. TEA DANCE – Empire State Pride Agenda. Dancing, Cocktail party. 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. Mulford Farm Museum, cocktails. 4 – 8 p.m. Home of Will Trinkle James La., East Hampton. $10/$20 for early buying on and Juan Granados, 10A Ranch, 174 Cedar St., East Saturday. 631-324-6850. Hampton. 212-627-0305. GREEK FESTIVAL – 4 to 11 p.m. Greek Orthodox MORE SONGS FOR A SUMMER’S NIGHT – Church of the Hamptons, 111 Saint Andrew’s Rd., Featuring M. J. Spektor, Bernstein & Weill. 7:30 – 9 p.m. Southampton. 631-283-6169. Montauk Library , 871 Montauk Highway. 63- 668-3377. FRIDAYS AT FIVE – Peter Matthiessen reads Shadow BRAHMS REQUIEM – Tribute to Lucas Foss. Choral Country. Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church. 5 p.m. $15 Society of the Hamptons and Greenwich Village Singers. 8 each, or $60 for 5. Tickets at Hampton Library, 2539A p.m. Old Whalers Church, Union St., Sag Harbor. 917-855Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 8079. JUDY COLLINS – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, DAN RATTINER READS – One Year on the Hamptons Amagansett. Collins at 7 p.m. $100/$115 VIP. Booga Sugar Subway. 11 a.m. Bridgehampton Train Station, at 11 p.m. $25. 631-267-3117. Bridgehampton. GIRLS’ DAY OUT – Shopping, cocktails, refreshments and goody bags. $30. 1 - 6 p.m. Southampton Historical Museum, Southampton. 631-283-2494. GARDEN TOUR – Hampton Bays Beautification Association Garden Tour. Tickets $20 at United Artists Theatre parking lot in Hampton Bays from 9 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. on day of tour. 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. 631-728-5938/2047. ART & CRAFT SHOW – 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. St. Mark’s Episcopal Church, Westhampton Beach. 631-726-0402. ANTIQUE SHOW – East Hampton Historical Society. 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Mulford Farm Museum, James La., East Hampton. 631-324-6850. CHRIS CAMPION & THE KNOCKOUT DROPS – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Campion at 8 p.m. $30. The Giving Tree at 11 p.m. $25. 631-267-3117. SUNDAY, JULY 12 POLLOCK AND THE POETIC IMAGE – 5 p.m. Poetry reading and discussion by poet, translator and spoken word artist Baron James Ashanti. $5/$4 members. PollockKrasner House and Study Center, 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. THE GLASS MENAGERIE – See 7/10 listing for info. (continued on next page)


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DINNER – 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. See 7/10 listing for info. POET PHILIP SCHULTZ – Pulitzer Prize winner reads and leads discussion. 9:30 a.m. Free. Bagels & . . . at The Jewish Center of the Hamptons, 44 Woods La., East Hampton. 631-324-9858. CONVERSATIONS WITH THE AUTHOR – Kenneth Roman reads The King of Madison Avenue: David Ogilvy and the Making of Modern Advertising. Reading, lecture, book signing and cocktail reception. 5 p.m. $10. The Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St. 631-653-4224. POETRY MARATHON – Anne Sager and Dan Moran. 5 p.m. East Hampton Town Marine Museum, Bluff Rd., Amagansett. 631-324-6850. ARCHITECTURAL WALKING TOUR – Learn about historic styles, trends and local history. 11 a.m. – 12 p.m. $10. Southampton Village. 631-283-2494. TEA AND CRUMPETS – Margaret Johnson presents her book Tea and Crumpets. 3 p.m. Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. GREEK FESTIVAL – Noon to 9 p.m. See 7/10 listing for info. ANTIQUE SHOW – 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. See 7/12 listing for info. PHOEBE SNOW – 8:30 p.m. $75/$60/$45. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St. 631-288-1500. DAVE ALVIN & THE GUILTY WOMEN – 7 p.m. $40/$55 VIP. 9 p.m. John Browns Body. $25. Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-3117. MONDAY, JULY 13 JEWISH FILM FESTIVAL – Free. 4 Seasons Lodge. 7:30 p.m. The Hampton Arts Cinema. 2 Brook Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631.288.0534. COMEDY CLUB – David Brenner. 8 p.m. Bay Street Theater, Bay St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. CIRCUS OF THE STARS – Cole Bros. 5 p.m. and 8 p.m. $17/$12 children. Shinnecock Indian Nation, off Montauk Hwy, Southampton. 800-796-5672.

FINEST IN WORLD CINEMA SERIES – Seraphine. $10/$7 students & seniors/$3 Film Society members. 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. SHINNECOCK NATION SPEAKS – 6 p.m. Elizabeth Haile lectures on the history and customs of the Shinnecocks. Hampton Bays Public Library, Ponquogue Ave. 631-728-0887. CIRCUS OF THE STARS – See 7/13 listing for info. DINNER – See 7/10 listing for info.

about local ferns on educational hike. South Fork Natural History Museum. $7/$5 children/free for members. 631-5379735. Montauk. THE OTHER PINE FOREST – 9 a.m 4 miles. Meet at the intersection of Hands Creek Rd. and Van Scoy’s PathWest in East Hampton. 631-324-8662. SAGAPONAK/WATERMILL BIKE RIDE – 9 a.m. 20 miles. Concludes at the studio of Terry Elkins, lighthouse artist. Meet at 408 Narrow Lane in Sagaponak. Helmets required. 631-329-9414.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 15 LOBSTER BAKE – “Down & Dirty Summer Lobster Bake on the Beach.” $30. 6 p.m. John Scott’s Surf Shack, Dune Rd., Westhampton. 631-288-3337. THE GLASS MENAGERIE – $50/$48 members. See 7/10 listing for info. DINNER – See 7/10 listing for info.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 15 WATERFENCE – 9 a.m. 5 miles. Meet at the Hither Hills West Overlook off Rt. 27, about 1 mile east of the Montauk Highway/Old Montauk Highway split. 631-6682093.

THURSDAY, JULY 16 OUR TOWN SERIES – Artistic Director Murphy Davis chats with Director and Choreographer, Kathleen Marshall. $20. Bay Street Theatre, Bay St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. ENSEMBLE STUDIO THEATER ONSTAGE – 7:30 p.m. New play reading. Avram Theater, Stony Brook Southampton. AUTHOR DISCUSSION SERIES – Tomato Rhapsody by Adam Schell. Free. 7:30 p.m. The Hampton Synagogue, 154 Sunset Ave., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0534. ORIGINAL VOICES – Featured Performers & Open Mic. 7 – 10 p.m. $5. The Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, 18 Peconic Ave., Riverhead. DINNER – See 7/10 listing for info. THE GLASS MENAGERIE – See 7/15 listing for info. OUTDOOR AND RECREATION SATURDAY, JULY 11 HOW TO IDENTIFY NATIVE FERNS – 10 a.m. Learn


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Letters I WANT MY DAN’S PAPERS! Dear Dan, Boy do I miss you in Manhattan. This season we haven’t been able to get to Montauk at all. With the both of us having health issues we had to stay in the city (nothing serious, but there is therapy involved after knee surgery). I knew that my copy of Dan’s Papers would be there on 72nd and First Avenue. Why would they have so many red newspaper dispensers all over the East Side? Well, I went first to my corner, nothing but a real estate throw away. I went up the avenue and in the Dan’s Papers box were two empty beer bottles. Last week, on the way home from Lenox Hill Hospital, my wife and I decided to walk it. Guess what we found on Lexington? Yep, Dan’s Papers just where it was supposed to be. I know there are no snobs on the East End, but why do you stop putting out the paper just short of the ex Madoff home? Come on guys, you’ve got the outlet, now just put the paper in it. Bernie and Adrienne NY and Montauk Via e-mail

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making some contact. So if you think there might be some connection and some interest, please let me know. Arlene Cohen Forest Hills Gardens Via e-mail

We’re boycotting the Madoffs. – DR

We put these two together. – DR

FAMILY TIES Dear Dan, You have always been a wealth of information to our family and I thought that although this is sort of out there, you might know or be able to find out for us if there is any relation between Eleanor Sage Leonard and the late Russell Sage and his wife Olivia Slocum Sage. Besides our family house in East Hampton, we live in Forest Hills, N.Y., which is a Sage community that is celebrating its centennial year during 2009/2010. We have been holding several celebration events and will continue throughout the upcoming year. And if there were any living relatives that might be interested in attending our events, we would be interested in

INFORMATION AGE Dear Dan, There is still more to “Print It’s So Obvious Why Newspapers Are Having Such a Hard Time” (Dan Rattiner – July 3). The continued loss of daily newspaper readers reminds me of how fortunate we are to be living in one of the few remaining free societies, with a wealth of information sources available for any citizen to access. At the end of the day, increasing the newsstand price, shrinking content or actual newsprint size will not be the determining factor for the survival of daily newspapers. Sadly, most American cities and suburbs are down to one local daily or weekly newspaper. They have to deal with continued increasing costs for newsprint,

delivery and distribution along with reduced advertising revenues and declining readership. Here on Long Island, we can select from Newsday, Daily News, Post, Times, USA Today or Wall Street Journal and if traveling into NYC, AM New York or New York Metro. Better coverage of local news may be found in weekly options, such as our very own Dan’s Papers, along with Long Island Press or your local town newspaper. You can also listen to News 12 or 55 along with a number of Long Island based radio stations. There are also all news radio stations (WCBS, 1010 WINS and Bloomberg News). ABC, CBS, NBC and PBS have national network news along with local affiliates who thanks to satellite can also carry national and international news. Don’t forget local independent news broadcasts such as FOX 5, WOR 9 and PIX 11 along with cable new stations such as CNBC, CNN, FOX, BBC and the Internet. All provide late breaking news, which can become stale by the time it reaches print the next day. A growing population of new immigrants supports their own newspapers, radio and television stations. In the marketplace of ideas, let us hope there continues to be room for everyone, including our own Dan’s Papers. Larry Penner Great Neck, New York Via e-mail Hip, hip hooray! – DR

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Police Blotter The Jig Is Up Four burglars were arrested after a CSI styled investigation took place in East Hampton. Police were able to dig up a large safe, which had been stolen from a home in East Hampton, on the beach. The burglars conspired to steal the safe, then bury it at the beach, then dig it up later to take the contents, including $50,000 in cash, out of it, and then re-bury the empty safe. Police conducted a full investigation and sent physical evidence to a crime lab, which led them to the suspects involved in the case. The suspects then gave up the location of the buried safe. Executive Producer Jerry Bruckheimer. We Got A Runner A man who was being pulled over by police in East Hampton decided that he would make a run for it. He headed off on the side of the road, got out of his car and then attempted to run into the woods. One thing he didn’t count on: giant police flashlights. He was subsequently picked up and

charged with criminal possession of stolen property. Warp Speed A man in East Quogue decided that he was going to make a run for it from police, only he was very careful about it. Police said that the man was fired from his job and stole his employer’s truck, which gave police chase. Only problem was that the man left the emergency brake on the whole time. Speeds reached about 20 miles per hour before police were able to stop the man, who, of course, didn’t have a commercial license to be driving the truck.

Mischief More mailboxes and car windows were smashed in Springs, where vandalism has become a big problem, last weekend. If anybody has any information about who is involved, please contact police immediately. Sold Drugs to a Cop A man in Hampton Bays got caught selling drugs after he sold ecstasy to an undercover police officer. The man was quickly arrested. Angry Girlfriend A woman in Southampton was arrested by police after she threw a speaker through her exboyfriend’s window. Interestingly enough, what was playing on the speaker was the song “Bye, Bye, Bye” performed by the Backstreet Boys. - David Lion Rattiner

Tough Guy A 17-year-old boy was arrested after a victim called police and told them that he had been punched in the face and his car had been smashed. Police caught up with the culprit, who had cut his arm from the glass. He was sent to Southampton Hospital for treatment and then was sent to the slammer.

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Electrical Design Construction • Maintenance Solar Photovoltaic Installations

60 Years of Service

Phone/Fax: (631) 283-9525 Cell: (516) 250-7773 email: 1198901

Specializing in High End Homes

52 Mariners Drive, Southampton

Peconic Electric



Residential & Commercial


Design • Consultations • Value Engineering Interior/Exterior Wiring & Lighting • Generators Audio Visual • Home Automation

Southampton NY • Licensed / Insured / Certified • PROUDLY SERVING

“Ask us How to SAVE Up To 25%OFF Your LIPA Bill!”



Board Certified 1198989








William m J.. Shea ELECTRIC


Our Electrical Services Include: • Lighting & Electrical Repairs • House & Home Office Wiring • Generator Sales & Installations • Computer, Telephone Wiring • Home Automation Services



Harborview • Custom Home Wiring • New Work • Renovations • Service Upgrades • Landscape Lighting • Swimming Pools • Generators • High Hats • Decorative Lighting

631 1 821-5989 Free Estimates /Service Calls







A Full Service Electrical Contractor for New & Existing Electrical Installations Residential • Commercial • Industrial Guardian Generator Dealer


D.A.Z. Electrical Contractor, Inc. FOR ALL YOUR ELECTRICAL NEEDS! Licensed & Insured Call: 631-329-9590

Full Service Electrical Contracting

• All Phases of Custom Electrical Work

Residential/Commercial Solar Installations LED Lighting

• 24 Hr. Emergency Srv.

287-6060 (631)324-6060 (631)


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Referencess Available

(631)) 298-4545 (631)) 287-24033 GARY Y SALICE LICENSED /INSURED


Driveway Gates Fence Handcrafted Designs Prompt Service Automation Available Affordable Options

Specialists in ANYTHING Electric Will beat any written estimate Small ad= Small price Lic & Ins





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631-399-2033 631-664-7429






Oil Tank


Abandonments - Removals - Installations

• Oil Spill Clean-Up Lightingg Design/Controls Homee Automationn Computer Networks Audio/Video/HomeTheater Landscapee Lightingg Automaticc Generator Sales

Custom Designs Electronic Automation



• Residential and Commercial

New Installations or Existing Gates


Electricall Contractors


631 287-2768


Electric Inc.

Licensed & Insured




24-hrr Emergencyy Service

EXPERTS IN Residential and Commercial Automated Gate Access Systems. Elegant and Functional Gated Entrances.






• FREE Estimates • VAC Truck Services • Tank & Soil Testing & Disposal • Site Investigations • Tank Locating • EPA - NYSDEC • LIC Transporter

631-569-2667 631-455-1905

For Emergencies Call:


631-EAST-END 1199268






• Mold/Fungi Investigating And Consulting • Air Sampling For Testing And Analyzing of Fungi And Other Airborne Pollutants • Mold/Fungi Remediation


Licensed and Insured


Full Service Electrical Contractor

Family Owned & Operated for 32 years Custom Entry Gates and Auto Gate Operators, Phone Entry Cameras, All Types of Fence, Aluminum, Steel, Custom Wood, Chainlink, Deer Fence, Decks, Sunrooms, Awnings, Pergolas, Arbors Residential • Commercial



To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

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Tall Guy


Installations • Sanding Finishing • Repairs Custom Staining


631-878-3625 Licensed & Insured

Locally Serving Long Island since 1985 Canine Control Company



© 2009 Invisible Fence, Inc.

T h e Fe n c e G u y

American Craftsmen

(631) 423-8934 (516) 551-5944

Over 15 years experience

631-681-1028 631-399-1644



With our low overhead we are able to give you reasonable prices and quality work.






Floor & Home Floor Sanding

Service Directory Deadline

Latest Technology

5pm Wednesday



Painting Powerwashing Drywall / Spackle Deck Specialist




Handling All Your Handyman Needs & Then Some. *Carpentryy *Paintingg *Decks *Roofingg *Sidingg *Repairs *Basementss *Mouldings *Powerwashingg *Caretakinng,, Etc. Freee Estimates,, References


Earn up to $1500 tax credit on a new garage door

20+ years Experience

Licensed & Insured



Faucet Installations Repair Sub-Pumps, Brick, Block, Stampcrete, Cabinets, Decks, Doors, Electric, Timers/Boiler Controls, Celing Fans, Textured Spackling/Plaster/Painting Biscuit Molding & Framing Brass/Screen Enclosures Gutters Power Washing... 27 Years Hands-On Work Bob: Color Portfolio/References


Insured Art/Mirror Deliveries & Installations Installation of Framed/Unframed Art Mirrors•Tapestries• Gallery Rods• Security Hardware Decorative Accessories• Formal/Informal Groupings Anthony Conti• 631.645.4587

Economic Special - 10% Discount Licensed & Insured

Since 1975 Father - Son Team Interior Moulding Siding, Windows Door Kitchens, Baths Termite Repairs


WOOD F LOORING SPECIALIST • Installing • Refinishing • Dustlesss Sanding • Custom m Staining • Deckk Sandingg & Refinishing

Call 631-839-7397 •


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Handy Mike

631.283.6176 Steven’ss Handyman Service


Residential / Commercial

call 24 hrs a day


Deck Repairs Painting Spackling Yard Work Gutter Cleaning Screen Replacements Powerwashing Call Pete

Over 27 Years Experience East End Specialist for 10+ Years 1198957

• Steel • Wood • Carriage House • Electric Openers




100s of styles & colors

Call For All Your Handyman Needs

The A+Handiest


Garage Doors • Vinyl



Island Floors & Construction

Residential • Commercial Call for Free Price Quote

• Carriage House Specialist • Storm Protection Systems

ALCOA “Preferred Contractor” Nassau Suffolk 516-922-0044 631-979-8866




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Free Estimates

631.723.3935 516.250.7985



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We will meet or beat any price for comparable work




See what our happy customers are so proud of

Interior/Exterior Roofing & Siding Windows & Doors Full Tree Service Painting, Powerwashing Deck Repairs You Ask! We Do It! Excellent References






The best preparation, ultra-smooth surface, & long lasting finish



No Job Too Small!


(East End)


Install Prefinished / Unfinished Sanding, Refinishing Staining, Bleaching, Pickle & Repairs All Work Guaranteed Free Estimates


(Central Suffolk)

631-467-4478 631-878-4140

The Original Hampton Hubby Service LOCAL GUY

Aluminum & Copper Rain Gutters and Leaf Protection Systems Certified and Authorized ALCOA “Leaf-Relief” Installer Standard and Half Round Gutters 1199072

• Jerith Ornamental Aluminum • PVC/Maintenance Free Vinyl • Pool/Tennis Enclosures • Privacy/Security Installations • Baby-loc Removable Pool Fence


Hardwood Flooring



Handy Man


61 Main Street, Southampton, NY






To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

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NOW for Winter Specials

Interiorr / Exterior LIC.


We Service each Project Until Completion.

Serving the Hamptons for over 10 Yrs.

917-226-4573 Home 631-907-4155


Warriors Painting & Home Improvement


Interior, Exterior & Powerwashing Teak Furniture Care & Maintenance

Repairs, Maintenance & Renovations 30 Years Experience in All Areas of

• Extensions • Custom Decks • New Construction • Finished Basements

Owner Operated Lic. & Ins.



Call 631-680-1670


When nQualityyMatters References

631.324.1264 646.335.7909


All Jobs Big and Small All Exterior and Interior • Handyman Projects • Decks & Fence • Painting • Windows • Land Clearing • Misc. • Bath & Kitchen Renovation Specializing in Project Mgt. References Available Licensed & Insured MIKE 631-324-2028 1199220 CELL 631-831-5761

Beyernheimer Construction “East End’s Home Improvement Experts”

Dan W. Leach Custom Carpentry

• Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists • Cedar Siding + Shakes • Mahogany Deck Building • Finished Basements • Drafting & Full Permits

Professional Service • Quality Workmanship Competitive Prices

All your maintenance, repair & renovation needs are just one call away 1199141

Perfect Timing for a New Kitchen or Bath Complete Services

355 yrs.. Experiencee builtt on communication,, neatnesss & quality

• Kitchens/Bathroomss • Decks • Dormerss & Extensions • Interiorr & Exteriorr Design • Siding/Roofingg • Basements

Call Peter

for a friendly meeting Peter Rant, Inc.





(631) 859-3081Ins. House Watching


by J I M

15 Years Experience Professional & Dependable References Available

cell 516.449.1389 office 631.324.2028



Project Consultation

Specializing in: Design • Install Maintain • Spring Turn On • Complete, Renovations • Evaluations • Hose Spigots - Dock Lines Wells and Pumps Lic.


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• Premium Vinyl Siding • Energy Efficient Replacement Windows

Installation • Service Start-Up • Winterize Lic/Ins • Free Estimates

• Kitchens • Flooring • Heating • AC • Entry & Garage Doors



Project Coordinator • Andy Iovino 1198747


Always a call back The Best References






Original Design Construction Corp.

FREE At Home

Owner Operated Deal Direct East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured


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• Prompt • Reliable • Professional Quality


Serving the East End since 1997


Your Renovation Moment



P.O. Box 696 Southampton NY 11969


Everything Under the Roof

WE SHOW UP ON TIME A Fair Price For Excellent Work



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Keeping the oceans cleaner & the earth greener Serving the East End


K ESSON HomeImprovement 631 680 7766

System Turn On Monitoring Winterization 2005, 2006, 2007 Design • Installation Contractor of the Year! Hose Spigots The East End Irrigation Specialist Rain Sensors Licensed & Insured 631-205-5700

Call Manuel


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• Servicee • • Installationss • • Renovationss •


Licensed / Insured

Prompt & Friendly Response to All Inquiries


a full service irrigation company

• Renovations • Additions • New Construction • Tile Work • Finished Basements • Siding • Roofing • Painting


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Home Improvement


Your Investment & Beauty of your Home




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Marble&Granite CustomFabrication &Installation KitchenCountertops Fireplaces,Vanities

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(631) 929-1463 631-537-4900

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

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ATLANTIC LANDSCAPE “Concept to Completion”



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Architectural Millwork





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• Design • Installation • Garden Renovations • Transplanting • Ponds/Waterfalls • Fine Gardening • Lawn Maintenance • Re-vegetations • Perennial Gardens • Natural Screenings • Irrigation Installations/Service • Tree/Shrub Pruning & Removals • Spring/Fall Cleanups • Sod • Mulch • Bobcat Service/Land Clearing • Also Specializing in Masonry • Landscape Lighting

Certified, Licensed, Insured


“Keeping Your Estate In Bloom”


Phone: 631-725-2555 Licensed Insured

•Landscaping •Sprinkler Systems •Tree Service •Masonry

• Sea Shore Planting Specialist • Bluff Stabilization • Dune Restoration • Native Planting • Landscape & Garden Installation Christopher Edward’s Landscaping

631-283-5714 Licensed & Insured

• Landscape Maintenance Weekly Lawn and Garden Maintenance Pruning Spring/Fall Clean Ups • Gardening Annual/Perennial Plantings, Privacy Planting,Installation, Mulch, Woodchips, Topsoil • Landscape Construction Land Clearing, Grading, Filling, Drainage Systems, Retaining Walls and Planters Installed, Seed/Sod Lawns, Pond/Waterfall Installation • Masonry • Planning Design



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22 Years Serving the East End

631.287.4561 ,





Alll Island

Complete Landscape Provider Lawn Maintenance, Design, planting installation, clean-up, fertilizing, tree trimming, tree removal, flower gardens, indoor flowers, complete property management Call Jim or Mike

631-324-2028 631-723-3212

Referencess Available

Landscape Design • Mowing Installation & Maintenance Container Planting • Grading

“We Turn Your Dreams to Greens”


“Designing & Building Residential Golf Greens in the Hamptons for over 18 YEARS”

For Information: 631.744.0214

Lic. & Ins. References 20 yrs experience Chris

Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990


631-739-4092 631-725-0115


DOMINGO’S Lawn Mowing & Maintenance “Helping keep America Beautiful.”

We’ll clean up your yard, too Garden design, installation, maintenance & decorating Services



Mobile: 631-484-9493 Office: 631-329-1028



Service Directory and Classified Ads are up on by 3pm every Wednesday


References Available

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Outdoor Expressions

Anita Valenti

Free Estimates


C. Cafiero


Teddy Grudzinski

Driveway Stone & Brickwork Deck Fencing

• Spring/Fall Cleanups • LAWN MAINTENANCE • Re-Vegetations • Hedge & Shrub Pruning • FINE GARDENING

Lawn & Landscape Maintenance Tree pruning & removals Planting & Installations Brush chipping





Lawn Maintenance Planting All Chemical Work

To Our Clients THANK YOU

Landscape Service

Beach Grass


Sup erior L andscaping S olutions , Inc .

25 years of Experience • Call for Appointment Licensed 1198715

Residential Commercial


We provide a professionally coordinated maintenance program tailored to your property & style.

Cell: 631-379-7401







Office: 631-744-3443 Cell: 631-678-2644 Email:

Cornell Certified

631-765-3130 • 631-283-8025

“The Revegetation Experts”




15+ Years Experience.

Wild Earth Revegetation


From Simple Lawn and Plantings Care, Cleanups To Landscape Design and Installation, Hydroseeding, Stone Walls, Grading, Excavation

Pesticide Application NYS Certified Arborist & Designer on Staff • Spraying • Deep Root Fertilizing • Trimming • Pruning • Stump Removal • Planting & Transplanting • Drains • Storm Cleanup • Complete Lawn Program • Masonry • Landscape Design • Grading • Brush Clearing • Irrigation • Sod & Seed • Soil Analysis • Low Voltage Lighting


Excellent References Lic. Ins.

English Gardens • Rose Gardens Perennials • Container Gardening Organic Vegetable Gardens & More...

Complete Services



Landscaping Lion


* Kitchens * Vanities * Wall Units * Furniture * Wainscotting 516.876.0566

Licensed and Insured Commercial and Residential 18 Years Experience All Work Guaranteed Owner on Site Free Estimates

Design • Construction • Masonry

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(OME3ERVICES Masonry/Stone/Tile




631-475-6950 • 516-848-5958


Marine Services


licensed & Insured

Shore Line

BULKHEADING Your local Dock Builder and Marine Contractor From Refacing & Repair to New Construction

Lic. Montauk-NYC Ins.





All phases of bulkheading, piers, floating docks...

All Types of Stone Restored & Maintained


“DOVE” A 61 ft Swan Sloop offering

• Professional

Terracotta N Limestone Marble N Slate Fully Insured & Licensed





• Swim Ladder • Full Service




Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday

Quality Residential & Commercial Craftsmanship All Phases of Masonry Construction • Cobblestone • Foundations • Patios • Brickwork • Fireplaces • Driveways • Walkways • Stucco • Retaining Walls • Pool Areas • Cellar Entrances • Stoops SUFF LIC# 30,210-NS • FULLY INSURED 1199092

• Full Shade


cell 631.513.5720




• Pools & Spas • Flag Stone •In/Outdoor • Pavers Fireplaces • Patios • Custom • Walkways BBQ’s • Extensions • Pillars • Aprons • Cultured • Basement Stone Entrances “FOR ALL YOUR MASONRY AND TILE NEEDS”



Free Estimates

631-872-5060 Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday


For inspections, testing & removal, call



Any of your Stone Needs: Polishing • Cleaning • Sealing

Construction, R epair Brick o r S tone Walls, P atios, W alkways Cobblestone C urbing Pool C oping & T ile Driveway A prons Pool P atios

• Fireplace Specialist • Brick/Stone Patio’s & Pool Surrounds • Brick Barbeques • Pizza Ovens

1.877.24.STONE 631.351.7188 1198897

Licensed & Insured

Brad d C.. Slack Certified d Indoor Environmentalist

27 Years in Construction and Building Science 7 days a week at Office: 631.929.5454 Cell: 631.252.7775 email: web:

Classified Dept Montauk to Manhattan open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm Visit Us On The Web @ 631-537-4900 1199239

Licensed Insured

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Mold Inspection



MASONRY & CONCRETE , Corp. 631-772-1075


Curbing $8.50(min.500ft.)

cell: 631.338.3878


• Specialty Stonework • Excavation • Home Enhancement • Landscape Const. Lic Ins

• Brick Patios & Walkways • Belgian Block • Garden Walls • Pool Coping

Can Be Harmful To Your Health and Your Home

Custom Masonry




• Expert Design • Meticulous Workmanship • Patios • Walls • Brick • Pool Tile • Cobblestone • Walkways

K. Maniscalco Mason Contractor Serving the East End for 20 Years.

Fully Licensed and I nsured


Mold Inspection

631-445-1644 Bus./Fax: 631-723-2821

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Licensed d Insured Excellentt Locall References


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Mold Inspection

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Complete Waterfront Contracting Floating Crane Service



lic 28,002

sonry & Landscaping Ma Patios Custom BBQ’s

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Tide Water Dock Building

Since 1993 Providing the experience and professional service you need to ensure the beauty and satisfaction of your project.



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Complete Bathroom Remodeling Wood Flooring & Moldings

MASONRY: Brickwork,

Call Ray


Tile & Stone Installations


Tile, Pavers, Patios, Driveways, Walkways, Pool areas. CARPENTRY: Kitchens, Baths, Finished basements, Alterations, Conversions.



Landscape Lighting


Landscape Lighting


24HR Hotline - 631-742-6000 • Office - 631-351-3558

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(OME3ERVICES Moving/Storage





KIERAN MCDRYWALL EVOY Over 50 Years & Three Generations The Highest Quality in Craftmanship Skim Coat Old Walls to Glass Perfection SHEETROCK , SPACKLING & PAINTING


* Serving All Your Moving Needs * Call for a Free No Obligation Estimate And Let’s Make Despatch Your Mover of Choice


Office: 631.348.1953 Cell: 516.457.8543


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Professional Paper Hanger


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“Quality Craftsmanship from start to finish”

1-866-WE-GUARANTEE (934-8272) Flat Rate Pricing No Hourly Minimums


P NYC to East End Daily Express Delivery To All R Points On The East Coast I C (631) 321-7172 I Family Owned & Operated Southampton N G 1198751


“Picture it painted Professionally” 2007 Award Winner

Great References / Insured

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All work guaranteed Free Estimates Interior, Exterior, Powerwashing, Custom Work, Staining, Experienced & Reliable

Interiorr / Exterior LIC.



Nick Cordovano


631-696-8150 Licensed & Insured



Licensed & Insured Free Estimates Golden Eagle Painting

PAINTING & RESTORATION INC. Interior - Exterior Painting & Staining Power Washing

631-730-8178 631-742-7774cell

Old Fashioned Quality Workmanship

• Exterior/Interior Painting • Deck Service • Staining Lic. & Ins. Lic# 44804H • Powerwashing FREE Estimates


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delivered to your front door!


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Service Directory




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Low and zero VOC Paints Available Insured/Lic# 28843-HI



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Cell (631) 839-6144 (631) 588-5885

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Interior/Exterior Powerwashing & Staining Remove Wallpaper Sheetrock Low Prices 16 Years Experience



5pm Wednesday



All Pro Painting

pick it up & deliver to your new home!

DOT 1773581

24 Years Experience OWNER TONY DONOFRIO O N EVERY JOB Using Ben ja min Moore Paint

INTERIOR R / EXTERIOR Powerwashing Staining & Wallpaper Removal


MOVING? We’ll deliver a unit, you pack it, & we’ll

RENOVATING? Make room for the project with storage



“Choose Claudio’s Painting Get Rich Results!”



Ricci and Son Painting Inc. “Quality with Pride”

Lic. & Ins.

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F Local-Long Distance-Overseas L A T


License # 44353-H


Call Chris

NY DOT 34514

on Local & Long Distance Moving



Best Price for Painting Interior / Exterior Powerwashing & Staining Spackling & Taping 17 Years Experience Free Estimates Licensed & Insured Tel:: 631-878-3131 Cell:: 516-818-3769

Office: (631)775-6106 • Cell: (631)278-1552

Specializing in All Types of Wallpaper



Interior/Exterior Painting • Powerwashing • Deck Staining Wallpaper Removal FREE Estimates




NYDOT # T12050 USDOT # 1372409


Golden Touch Painting



Serving the East End for over 20 years Licensed & Insured - Superb References P.631.668.9389 C.516.768.2856

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

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(OME3ERVICES Pets/Pet Services

Licensed / Insured

Excellent References

Lois 631 324 8914 •

• Fleas • Roaches • Mice • Bed Bugs • Etc. The Bug Stops Here Inc.

24 Hour Emergency Service

20 Years Experience


Tick Trauma! Ant Anxiety! Mosquito Mania!

631-287-4043 Southampton, NY






Hampton BRICK

Alll from m onee Masonryy Company Andyy Rego 1199303

Poison Ivy Control




Years Experience

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Radio-Dispatched Trucks Pool Construction Weekly Maintenance Expert Repairs Liners Marble Dusting Heaters Safety Covers

Weekly Service Loop -Loc Safety Covers “GO GREEN” Solar System to Heat your Pool Swim in a Heated Pool for Free

A Fulll Servicee Company

Chemical Free Systems Salt Based Chlorine Generator

• All Your Pool Needs • Established 1969 Lic.

631-345-0711 Ins.


Lic. 631-874-0745 Ins.


Pool & Spa


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Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday


• Vinyl & Gunite Design & Construction • Openings, Closings, Weekly Service • Salt Water Systems • Vinyl Liner Changes • Marble Dusting & Tile • Equipment Sales & Installation • Chemical Sales • Custom Safety Cover Installation • Electronic Leak Detection & Pressure Testing





Pool & Spa Service

Enjoy a clean “Greatt pool every Servicee att a weekend, Greatt Price” all summer long!

• Certified pool operator on staff • Opening / Closing, Repairs • Weekly & Bi-Weekly • Loop Loc safety cover, fences • Pool Heaters • Pool Liners • Tile & Marble Dusting • Renovation • Residential & Commercial


RWI / Stingray

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

Long Island Marble Dusting Inc. Experts in Resurfacing of Commercial & Residential Gunite Swimming Pools & Spas. Coping, Tile & Pool Renovation.

JW’s Pool Service

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

We tailor our services to your needs.



Safetyy & Automaticc Coverss & Marblee Dusting

Serving the Hamptons 55 Years

631-726-4777 631-324-7474


POOLL & SPA Gunitee & Vinyl Constructionn Specialists


Free Estimates

The Most Competitive Pricing in the Hamptons


(631) 723-2821 office/fax (631) 445-1644 cell

Poison Ivy Control


•Pool & Spa Service • Openings & Closings • Marble Dusting • Quality Service

Free Estimates



“You Deserve the Royal Treatment.”

• Quality Gunite & Vinyl Pool Builders • Weekly Pool Service

Serving ALL Your Plumbing and Heating Needs

pool & spa

A Full Service Pool Company

Commercial • Residential Insured





Is Your Solution To Pest Paranoia!

NYS Certified Applicators


Licensed Master Plumber 20 Years Experience





Plumbing & Heating, Inc.


833 County Rd. 39, Southampton, NY 11968


Eastern Suffolk

Free Estimates

516-678-7681 631-642-2903

Celebrating 23 Years in Construction & Service of Gunite & Vinyl Swimming Pools



Refinance Certificates Lic. Ins. Cl-629938





• Vinyl + Gunite Construction • Spas • Supplies • Service


631.838.3137 631.902.3287

Pet Sitter • Walker Services

Summerizing, Winterizing, Power Vacs, Liner Changes, Safety Covers, Safety Fences, Maintenance, Pool & Filter Repairs & Chemicals Licensed/Insured Est. 1997

h in


East Hampton Area

Established 1972 For A Lasting Impression


Staining Bleaching

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas




one on one

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

“For A Crystal Clear Splash”

Primary Pools


Interior Exterior

Mature, Responsible woman with 30 yrs dog-loving experience

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas


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Water Mill Fri 7/10, Sat 7/11 9-4 15 Whispering Fields. Partial Contents Water Mill Estate Sale WATER MILL SOH Multifamily 7/11/-12 16 Goose Glen Ct, 9-1PM Rain/ Shine hundred year antiques. Furniture, children's/ Adults clothes. Toys, crib, pool ladder, Tools everything else. 917-273-1630

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Automotive MERCEDES BENZ 300CE 1992 Sportline. Very rare! Less than 84,000 miles. Black, saddle interior. Superb condition! (718)520-1365 (631)283-4136 weekends.

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Carmen’s Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Female Chauffeur Car Service to Airports, Manhattan, Sporting Events, Errands, "Night on the Town". Reasonable Rates/ Reliable. Laura (631)974-6884

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Deer Fencing, From $3.99/ ft. Painting/Papering Installed. Automatic Gates, Cus21 tom Fencing, Garden/ Landscape Master PaperhangingDesign & Installation years experience installing/ removing wallpaper, fabrics. Small 631-298-5586 painting, faux finishes also available.Retired NYPD, experWM ESTATE SERVICE ince and integrity you can trust. Garden and Grounds Free Estmates. Marc Lawn Mowing (631)987-8707. House Watching Other Services Available Quality Painting Since 1983. Upon Request Interior. exterior. Free estimates. (631) 921-9079 References. No job too small! (631)329-0055 (631)827-3902 MAC LANDSCAPE & ASSOCIATES, INC. Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturists On Staff. 27 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenance (631) 725-1249


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Boat Waxing, washing, compounding, weekly service, interiors, "workingman's wash" $2.99 Ponies and per foot. Insured & bonded. traveling petting farm for parties! 631-728-2323 100% of the proceeds benefit the Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, Massage Therapy as seen on the Today Show! Marcia Tumpowsky NYS LMT w w w. H a m p t o n s H o r s e R e s Therapeutic Massage, (631)537-7335. Kripalu Yoga Educator, Healing Touch Practitioner. Tubing Party on beachfront lo(631)725-1618 (212)860-2536 cation. We also offer water skiing, wakeboarding, kneeboarding, and trips to Sunset Beach. Mental Health (646)335-5027. Want to feel Calm, Safe and At Peace? Personal Services Learn the powerful self-help technique of EFT. Seasoned Chef offers to Do the Get relief from: Shopping & Prepare your local • Stress (life, illness, pain) favorites & More for your week• Cravings • Phobias end arrival. Email me for menu • Emotional distress options and info: In ONE session you'll work on your issue(s) and learn how to use this tool. Photography/Video FREE initial phone consultation: Digital Photography(631)324-9041 - for all your photography needs 646-823-3346.


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Barbara's Swimming Lessons. Phys Ed teacher will teach fun & safe lessons at your home. (631)669-3842, (516)456-5277 Southampton Village Pine Street 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath. Fully Renovated, Wood Floors. Walk to All. Heat Included. No pets. $1,275 mo. 800-227-0595

WESTHAMPTON BEACH summer. 1 bedroom furnished. Walk all. Tennis/ pool. No Swim Instruction; Varsity stairs/ pets/ smoking. Swim Captain, Lifeguard/ CPR (917)208-4706 certified. Your child(ren) will have fun, while working on funSummer Rentals damentals and confidence. I'll improve strokes in swimmers of any level or age. Very rea- AMAGANSETT: 4 Bedrooms, sonable rates. Your pool or mine. 2 baths, 2 blocks to private beach. $8,000 for July, $12,000 Alexandra (631)329-0954 Event Photography for August. Contact: Sheila @ Experienced professional pho(845)620-0474 (914)522-4246 tographer available to photograph your special events. ParTransportation AMAGANSETT DUNES July ties, Concerts, Weddings etc. rental $25,000. 5 bedrooms, 3 Great rates! No job too small. baths, CAC, heated pool. Private (516)697-1316. Airport Service & Beyond entrance to beach. (631) 655-8319 SUV Car Service to: Sports Airports, Manhattan, AMAGANSETT DUNES SpaBroadway Shows, cious/ bright 3 bedrooms, 2 WATER SKI. Private water ski Sporting Events. baths, wireless internet, heated lessons. We also offer wakeLicensed & Insured. 40-foot pool. Walk private boarding, kneeboarding, wakeskLocal & Reliable. beach. Renovated kitchen. No ating, and tubing. Call or e-mail pets, no smoking. Any 2 weeks for more information. Andrew Stevens beginning July 20- August 31. (646)335-5027. (631)235-3557 $5,500/ week. (917)930-5756

Summer Rentals

AMAGANSETT Hidden Gem. 1 or 2 bedrooms on the Ocean, Pool. Walk to town. Short term rentals. (631)267-8121

Bridgehampton South of the Highway. Has it all! Beauty, Privacy, Accessibility. 3 BR's, 2 baths, Den, Heated Pool, Central Air. August 1- LD $17,000.

Tree Sale! $49 & up Cypress. Amagansett: Sandy BeachPrivet $10 & up 631-830-1276 Front, Napeague Harbor, nature Tree Service. Deal directly with preserve, boat mooring. For sale Pics@ climber. Pruning, feeding, re- or rent by owner. moval, stump grinding, lot clear- w w w . p a u l c a l a b r o . c o m ing. Planting, transplanting. 60� 646-369-4106. and 90� Tree spade. Peter GrealAquebogue- North Fork ish. 631-283-9326. Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or WHOLESALE TREES weekly/ monthly (631)722-4096 Leyland Cypress, White Pine,†Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears.†Many others. All Sizes. BEST DEAL IN TICK CONTROL SAGAPONACK! Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Chic home on 2.1 lushly Programs. landscaped private acres & CALL MAC LANDSCAPE lawn on quiet street. 3 BRs, (631) 725-1249 2BAs, study, childproof fence Our 27th Year around heated pool, Jacuzzi, open living great room, Window Treatments CAC, close to beach. July - LD $30,000 firm Window Treatments- ReUpor monthly holstery, Large selection of fabWill do 2 weeks rics for your custom treatments and upholstery with Shop at Must see! (917)865-9917 Home convenience, deal direct with the designer/ fabricators. CUSTOM ROMAN SHADE Bridgehampton SALE Hampton's References 3 bedroom, 3 bath, available. Wondrous Window heated pool, Designs (631)744-3533. Central Air, 1 acre. July-Aug $45K. or monthly 917-690-8346 Apartments

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Summer Rentals

BRIDGEHAMPTON: Hampton Classic! 3 BR, 3 Bth, CAC, Jacuzzi, Pool, Tennis. No Pets Bike to ocean. Walk to Village Owner. 7/15- 9/15 $38K Weekdays (212)688-6023, Weekends (631)537-2191

(631)537-1248 On the web: www.lockwoodphotos09. BRIDGEHAMPTON VLG 2 BEAUTIFUL HOMES Aug 22- LD or Extd Season 1BR Country Cottage $2500 3BR Lushly landscaped house, Pool, finely furnished $10,000 516-658-5728 East Hampton A private lovely villa close to village and ocean beaches. Huge pool, oversized deck. 2 acres, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths. Vaulted ceilings, skylights, fabulous master suite and Great Room. Sunny, spacious, immaculate. Piano, pool table, art. Available 7/17- 8/7 and 8/259/7. Call Barrie (917)655-5830 Pix EAST HAMPTON: Lion Head, 3 BR, 2 bth, CAC, Internet, Cable TV's, private charming immaculate retreat, minutes walk to private beach, heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, beautifully landscaped. Aug., $15,000. or 2 weeks available. Web Photos. Call (516)902-4552, or email: East Hampton: Northwest Contemporary House. 4 Bedroom 3 Bath. Grass Galore, Swings, Treehouse, separately fenced pool, private. Central Air. Multi-level decking. Outdoor Shower. Summer $39,000. AugLD $19,000, July $15,000, MDJune $10,000. Year round option. (212)787-1762.

East Hampton: A treasure in the woods. 3 BR's, 2 baths, close to ocean and bay, wrap around deck. July/ Aug., $1,700 weekly. 631-848-3388. Bridgehampton 3 BR, 3 bath. Walk to town, Jitney, Citarella. CAC, pool, lovely garden. Aug East Hampton: Deluxe house. 3 15- Labor Day. $13,000 Utilities BR, 2 bath, heated pool w/ atIncluded. (631)537-7008. tached Jacuzzi, waterfall, electrical gates, CAC, deck, garage. Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Monthly/ seasonal. Shown by Beach House. Dock on Mecox appt. 631-835-9593 Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk 631-329-5457 to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Location! EAST HAMPTON First time 212-794-1000 rental, open living plan, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, CAC, pool with great decking, immaculate, masBridgehampton ter suite with computer cove, 2 Bike to Ocean, Bridgehampstory LR with skylights on priton & Sag Harbor. vate acre with rear and side green belt. August- LD $15,000. Tastefully furnished 4 BR, 3 (631)324-8622 bath, child proof heated pool, outdoor shower, tree house, East Hampton: Last minute barFrench doors open to deck. gain! Immaculate house on private road. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathAug.- LD, $22,000. rooms. Pool, large deck, outside Aug. 8- 31, $18,000. shower. AC. Walk to town. Aug. 15- 31, $14,000. Sept 1- LD, $1,500., or entire month of Sept. No shares. Alicia (631) 613-6145 917-449-8212 email (212) 517-7795

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2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT Summer Rentals East Hampton Ideal Summer Retreat STEPS TO PRIVATE BEACH! Light & airy, CAC, 4 bedrooms, 2 bath heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, garden, (child pool fence available) gourmet kitchen, internet, TVs, stereos, every amenity. Perfect for immediate or extended families! Aug- LD (516)637-9337

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Hampton Bays: Waterfront Peconic Bay 4 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, washer/ dryer, idyllic setting on private beach. Perfect for kayaking and other water activities. August- LD $10k, July weeks $2,200, August weeks $2,400, September rental possible. Call (516)510-7645. Pictures available.

Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, south highway, bike to village, beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. $9,000. 631-653-8750

HAMPTON BAYS 6 Bedroom, 3.5 Bath, Living Rm, Dining Rm, Pool, Close to town & beaches. July - LD $18,000. or Monthly 631-553-9550

East Hampton Northwest Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Available July Hampton Bays: 2 BR, family $4,000 or weekly. room, LR, near all. Reasonable rent. Monthly/ weekly/ week(631)324-4979 ends/ winter. (347)728-0200 East Hampton Northwest parklike grounds 1.5 Acres 3 bed- Hampton Bays: Affordable Cotroom, 2 bath, CAC, oversize tages at Hampton Cove. 1 BR pool, outdoor shower/ hottub, (seasonal) $5,400 and (monthly) monthly, 2 weeks. Information, $2,250. 3 BR waterfront cottage photos (season) $12,150 and (monthly) $6,300. Please contact Ashley, 631-563-9429. 516-317-2826 for weekly/ weekend rates. 20% security deposit required, additional 10% for any East Hampton NW Woods pets. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, pool, CAC. Brand new kitchen August- Labor Day 631-324-2519 917-301-8387 HAMPTON BAYS August Full Month $6,000 EAST HAMPTON Half Month $3,200 or NW Woods Discounted all 3 bedroom, 2 bath August Weekends $3,500 Country Home on 2.5 Lovely House, Pristine Setting private acres. CAC, heated, on 1 acre. 2 Bedrooms, gated pool. All amenities. Large Deck, Outdoor Shower, Weekly Starting August 1 Kayak. Swim from Dock, August- LD $13,000 Bike to Ocean. Pet Friendly. $3,750 weekly No Smoking. Owner Weekdays (212)953-1388 646-221-7463 917-687-3919 Weekends (631)329-3894 East Hampton Special. Romantic 18th Century cottage in Village. Enchanted gardens, 2 BR, 2 bath. August 2 to August 16 $5,500.00. All of August to LD $12,500.00. For photos call/ email Christine b i l l a g @ o p t o n l i n e . n e t Hampton Bays: Just bring your sunscreen to this newly decorat516-448-2321 ed 3 BR, 2 bath ranch. Private community, mooring East Hampton: Super house beach with all the toys, heated pool, rights. Fully furnished, CAC, spa, deco tennis court with ball large deck, cable TV, all new apmachine, CAC, 4 BR's, exercise pliances including washer and July $7,000 neg. play room. Everything you could dryer. want for a great vacation and (516)698-4612

REMSENBURG 4 bed, 4 bath, 1.6 acres, pool, tennis, playground. $30,000 August, $25,000 July. Other rentals available weekly, monthly, season. Charles Rutenberg Realty (631)276-9329

S O UT HA M PT O N WAT E R F R O NT Pristine Peconic views. Gateway to the Hamptons, 5 BR’s , 4 baths, den, exercise area, CAC/ heating, gunite heated pool, mahogany decks, pool house with bath, basketball court. Boat Mooring July- LD $60K Weekly Rental Available (631)204-0202 (516)857-1795

SAG HARBOR BEACHFRONT Enjoy a private beach and spectacular views from this affordable, adorable, 2 bed, 1.5 bath cottage with outdoor shower, 13 foot ceilings in living room. Wood burning fireplace. Swim, ski, fish, on your private beach. Sail and stroll to paradise at your door MUST BE SEEN ! Shares OK (sharers arrange your own schedule). Sorry, no pets, no smoking! August- LD $10,750 Owner (917)887-1715 (212)906-0502 Voicemail


SAG HARBORWALK TO LONG BEACH Kid Safe- No Pool! Beautiful house, 5 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room/ fp, oversized kitchen/dining room/ living area, CAC, internet, big deck. July- $11,000 August- $12,000 weekly if available Call 917-363-1758 SAG HARBOR/ NORTH HAVEN 2 bedroom, 1 bath, cottage, clean sweet, reasonable, weekly, monthly, 631-745-8677 SAG HARBOR near village. 3 bedroom, 3 bath house with pool, perfect for family in private neighborhood. $25,000 August. (516)429-7464

Summer Rentals SOUTHAMPTON: Just outside village, 4 bed, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool on private, landscaped acre. Skylights, chef's kitchen, newly furnished. Extensive decking. Available AugustLD (917)837-2909

Southampton Spacious & Private, 3 BR, 2 bath, pool, deck, BBQ. Photos online. Available Aug, Sept, Oct. Wkly /Monthly.

Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st floor, newly renovated apt in heart of Historic district, walk to all, no smoking/ pets. August only 3 minutes from Village. $4,000. 631-725-1743. Aug.- LD $32,000. Weekly Hampton Bays: large 2 BR, 2 Bath, Waterview Condo. August, $8,000. 631-875-6941 SOUTHAMPTON Fall/ Winter/ Yearly. 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, 201-602-0912 CAC, heated pool, East Quogue jacuzzi/ hot tub, End of Private Road finished basement. 5 Bedroom, 3.5 bath, A/C, REMSENBURG landscaped, Heated 20 x40 L Shape Pool, New Construction, high-end immaculate! Hot Tub, Outside Shower, rental. 4 en-suite br's, 5 baths, 3 Fpls, Baby Grand Piano private, pristine and perfect for $3,000 weekly Weekly $5,000 entertaining. Heated pool. or $11,000 monthly. July $16,000 July $20k, August $25k. Call: (631)283-4583 or .................................................. (516)524-7074 (631)613-6428 Cell: (631)807-7907 Also Available 1 bedroom apt. SOUTHAMPTON Secluded private deck and yard Estate, ultimate privacy 8 Bed$4,000 Season rooms, 4.5 Baths, Heated pool/ 631-431-5143 Jacuzzi, Available Weekly 516-496-2339

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Southampton Rental Beach side* August - September Rental 1.5 acres beautiful classy house with heated pool 4 bedrooms 8 flat screen TV's through-out Pond with waterfall Gourmet cooking grill Area Beautifully landscaped surrounded by Pumpkin Farms *35 K* for Aug through labor day or 10K a week. Call Marilyn: 917-273-8710

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SOUTHAMPTON 4 BR Contemporary, 5 baths, tennis, heated gunite pool, CAC. Available; July $30,000 August $40,000 September or Yearly.

SOUTHAMPTON/ Shinnecock Hills. STEAL THIS HOUSE IN AUGUST! Stylish, secluded, sunny, contemporary. 3 BR, 3 bth, pool, deck, CAC, Wi-Fi, pool table, many extras. AugustLD $16,500. (917)733-9533

Southampton Cottages great location, beautiful property, lake access, Ocean and Village within 3 miles. 1 Bedroom Cottages $4,000 monthly, $1,500 weekly Call 631-283-5444

Southampton: unpretentious cottage. Access to private beach. Clean and comfy, sleeps 8. July 4th- LD, $14,000 plus utilities. (631)283-8258 or (718)821-3750

Southampton Country cottage. 1 bedroom with large great room & kitchen. Wood floors, cathedral ceiling. July- LD $9,000. No Smoking/ pets. 516-909-9515

Southampton Village - Classic and Charming. 4 BR, 2 BA. Heated Gunite Pool and Hot Tub. Off Elm St. Walk to Main St. and Ocean. Jul $15,000. Owner (917) 287-5207.

Southampton: Immaculate, well-furnished, pretty studio apartment. Large, beautiful, manicured home. Private entrance. Garden. Kitchenette. CAC. DirecTV. July $2,000. August through September $6,350. Winter availability. Nice owners. (631)283-8613. Southampton: Lovely room. Private bath. Beautiful classic home. 3 nights $370. Two rooms $555. (631)283-8613

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Beautifully Restored Cottage. 2 BR, 1 Bth, 2 Showers. Minutes Walk to Ocean/ Restaurants/ Shops. Bi-Weekly, MonthlySeptember. Negotiable Price 310-990-6134 Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful 1 bedroom apartment, completely furnished, each with private entrance and porch. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Cable, internet included. Weekly or monthly. No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870

Southampton/ North Sea Harbor, Waterfront, Quiet, great view, 3 bdr, 1.5 baths, porch, deck. , Aug.- LD $5,500 Southampton: Waterfront 631-513-5336 Condo. 1 bedroom, 1 bath, loft, Southampton Village Pool, dock, pool. Beautifully renovatAvailable through LD. CAC, 3 br, off Hill St. mid Aug- ed! $15,000. No pets, no smoking. LD. $3,500 week 908-566-5109 Leave message. (516) 671-8159

BAY FRONT 7 BR Estate Manor on 2.5 acres All accommodations: dock/ boat slip, tennis, heated pool, hot tub, sauna, game room and more.

Call owner (917)418-6872

SOUTHAMPTON Serine Oasis 2 BR, 2 bth, 1 level Condo, Sunroom, Pool, Tennis, Garage Aug- LD, $12,000 Winter, $1,600 monthly 516-449-1117

SOUTHAMPTON STUDIO second floor, private entrance, terrace, cathedral ceilings, kitchCall owner at (646)372-9143 en, AC, wi-fi. July $1,000 weekly, AugustLD $5,000. SOUTHAMPTON- AUGUST- (631)806-5442 REDUCED Luxury contemporary, deluxe pool, acre. $9,500, Southampton Townhouse 3 negotiable. Excellent references, bedrm 2.5 Bth $11,000 monthly photos available. (516)767-1279 Call (201)568-4440.


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Wainscott beautiful cottage pool, 30 ft. ceiling, private, 1 mile ocean, Weekly $2K, /Monthly. 631-537-0413 Wainscott East Hampton Near Ocean, Room in house. Separate Entrance. July & August $20K, Year Round $24K or separate Cottage same price 631-537-3068 WAINSCOTT SOH Walk to beach and Jitney. One level decorator furnished, 52 inch flat screen TV, gourmet kitchen, 4 BRs, 4 Bas, CAC, Jacuzzi, finished lower level w/ 80 inch TV, poolhouse with bedroom/ bathroom, heated pool, hot tub. Will child proof pool. August 1- LD $35,000. (917)929-8336 (212)628-5944

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Water Mill Compound, beautiful grounds, 5 bedroom, 5 bath, farmhouse,1 bedroom cottage, pool house, pool, great location July 15th - LD $40,000 flexible 631-726-5352

East Hampton 5 bedroom, 2 bath, Newly Renovated, Fireplace, W/D, Hardwood Floors, Private Beach Community. $2,350 mo. 516-318-1993

Bridgehampton Brand New Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house avail with all amenities. Wkly or wknds Owner 212-285-2440

East Hampton 3 BR, 2 Bth with large Fenced Backyard. Separate 1 BR cottage/ artist studio $625K 516-680-4417 631-725-1433

Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. July- LD $175,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell WESTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, CAC, pool. Walk to train, close to village. 7/4- LD $18,000 (631)805-7273

EAST MARION 1st floor, 1 block from beach, 3 bedrooms, 1 bath. Newly renovated. Rent $1,400 plus utilities. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday Sag Harbor 2 Bedroom furnished apartment, 2nd floor, Private, bright, nice views, steps to village/ Jitney $1,900 + utilities monthly Year Round. $12,000 July & Aug 631-725-3042 EAST QUOGUE 1 bedroom Apt Private Deck & Yard utilities included. $1,100 Mo. 631-431-5143 EAST QUOGUE SOH cious, clean 1 bedroom ment on quiet street. No ing. $1,100/ month. Call (631)653-4659


HA M PT O N BAY S WATERFRONT Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $875/ Month Unfurnished $1,050/ Month Furnished $275 Weekly Furnished $100 Daily Furnished For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131


East Quogue: Half acre building lot for sale. Corner lot, Southern MONTAUK WATERFRONT exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles 3 room, LR, kitchen and bed- from Bay. 4 miles from Ocean. room, quiet, private, best view. $235,000. 631-804-2732. Suitable for one, two. Heat, hot water, electric, cable TV includCommercial ed. No smoking or pets. Possible summer. (631)668-5023 GREENPORT Great location! Front Street. Approximately Noyac: Adorable 1 BR cottage, 1,300 s.f. Rent $2,200. Tel. $1,200 monthly/ year round, plus (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday utilities. (631)725-7370 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. Quogue East Realty Company Inc. 631-653-9660

SOUTHAMPTON store front 848 North Sea Road, 1,700 square feet. Attention art studios, decorators, interior designers, antique dealers, architects office East Quogue. 3 br, 2 ba, 2 fire- etc. Inquire (516)319-6363 places, inground pool and jacuzzi. Two car garage. $2,300.00 Homes

Westhampton Beach: 1 BR, 1 bath, July $2,000, Aug. $5,000. SAG HARBOR Village 1 Br, Also, 2 BR, 2 baths. Beach, Apartment avail immediately, pool, tennis courts. Also week- $1,350 mo. 631-725-4895 ends. (212)980-1212 Sag Harbor Year Round: 1 BEDROOM, new bath, washWESTHAMPTON HOUSE er/dryer, fireplace, private deck, Oceanfront-Dune Rd. pool, central ac, internet. Close 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terto village & beach. July 15 move race overlooking ocean; pool; in $1,550 all included, close to gym; long season. Beach & Village. Smoke free! Joe: 631.807.0101 (917)842-5658

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Sag Harbor Year Round: Downstairs apt, two bed, private entrance, deck. Pool, AC, full bath, stainless steel kitchen. Beach & Village all within 1.5 miles, No smokers! $1,500 a month includes all. Joe 631-807-0101

Southampton Village Charming furnished, 1 BR cottage. Beautiful landscaping, easy walk to stores, train. Sept.- May $950 monthly plus utilities. (212)947-9259

Wainscott East Hampton Near Ocean, Room in house. Separate Entrance. July & August $20K, Year Round $24K or separate Cottage same price 631-537-3068

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East Hampton 3 BR, 2 Bth with large Fenced Backyard. $2500/ month plus utilities 516-680-4417 631-725-1433


Westhampton/ Remsenburg Charming guest cottage, 1 BR on family estate with pool, tennis and boat dock. $5,000 per month. (631)882-1986


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Aquebogue. Calling all beach/ boat lovers! Charming 3 bdrm ranch in quite private beach community, 1 hour from Manhattan. Oversized lot/ fishing/ sunsets/ long walks/ vineyards/ farm stands, you can have it all! $329,999 Jeanine Cardella C21 Princeton Properties or 631 467-3800 x26 Great investment! BRIDGEHAMPTON Dear Little House in the Dale Wooded 1 acre retreat in secluded hamlet, 3 BRs, 2 BA, pool w/1,200 sq. ft. deck, sun-splashed LR w/ vaulted ceiling, fireplace, CAC, outdoor shower. Bike to vineyards, horse farms, shopping. By appointment. $1.25M Owner (347)572-5207

EAST MORICHES 1840's English Colonial, Barn, CAC, 2-car garage on 1.3 acres. MLS # 2134497. Shoreline $559,000 (631)878-0562 EAST MORICHES Newport Beach and boating. Oversized Ranch, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 garage, in ground pool. MLS# 2193263 Shoreline $439,999 (631)878-0562 Quogue East Realty Company Inc. 631-653-9660

Homes SOUTHAMPTON Magnificent waterfront/ bulkhead 360 degree view, waterside pool/ boat slip, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths, .5 acre, very private. Perfect for entertaining! Asking $2,995,000. Call for appointment by owner. (516)650-7978 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100

Southampton - Recently Reduced Impeccable Value for Savvy Buyer! Private, formal livEast Quogue. Postmodern. 3 br, 2.5 ba, stone fireplace, open ing/dining, den, 2 fireplaces, 4 kitchen, office, finished base- bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, ment, garage and pool. $769,000 2-car garage, awning patio, pool, gardens. Exclusive $1,495,000 Hampton Bays. Renovated 3 br, 2 ba, granite kitchen, pool. Southampton – Country Living at It’s Best! Shingled two-story, $499,000 columned front porch, .92 acre, open floor plan, fireplace, 3 bedEast Moriches rooms, 1.5 baths, central air, garTranquility on the Water age, deck, refreshing pool. Exclusive $825,000 Sit on your deck and watch the boats go by. Water Mill - Smart Buy! Comfy This mint condition 2 BR, 2 bath condo is made for ranch on .5 acre, raised hearth brick fireplace, hardwood floors, year round fun. Swim in the 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, 2-car garpool and play tennis all age, expansion potential, spasummer or relax by the cious yard, room for pool. Exfireplace all winter. Very clusive $725,000 easy living. $475,000. Brown Harris Stevens Gayle Lopata Westhampton Dunes Bayside (516)443-7055 just finished 3,100 sq ft new modern home on three levels. EAST QUOGUE 14 Foxboro 5 bedroom,s 3.5 baths stainless Road. Brand new, custom 4 BR, steel appliances, lots of decking 4 bath, hardwood floors, 1/2 and panoramic views of ocean acre, room for pool, fireplace, and bay. Asking $1,999,000. high ceilings. Many extras. Elliot Gallin Real Estate Amorelli Realty. Reduced to 631-288-7236 $799K. Call (917)374-3203


SOUTHOLD Brand new, beautifullyappointed home on shy 1-acre lot, just steps from Long Island Sound and serene beach. Priced below cost for quick sale. 4 BR’s, 3BA, LR, family room w/fireplace, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen w/ granite tops and stainless steel appliances, 2-car garage, CAC, CVAC, 10-year extended warranty. $729,000 Judan Homes: (631)287-7800

Wading River A Rare Find! Turn Back Time & Own a Piece of History! Beautifully Restored 1890 Queen Anne Victorian on 1.1 Acres w/ 80' Mill Pond Water Frontage! Waterviews from Every Room! Granny Porch, Built-In Bookcases, Crown Moldings, French Doors, Glass Knobs, Beautiful Gardens, Minutes from the Beach! Call for a Private Showing, Laura Cochran, 631-474-2000 ext 129

EAST QUOGUE Waterfront with 75' bulkhead. Sun-filled Ranch, w/ 3 Bdrms, 2 baths, CAC, Greatroom, Full Basement Price reduced. $753,000. (owner) 631-728-1174 Noyac - Water View $395,000 A little house with a whole lot of potential! Call Owner (631)725-1433 (516)680-4417

Sag Harbor Village: 4 BR, 2.5 bath, fplc, CAC, garage on 1/2 acre. Excellent condition, $699,000. Exclusive K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 Remsenburg, South of Main Street, 3 br 2 ba Ranch on 1.1 acres. Close to Bay, Price Reduced by $200,000 to $799,000 Elliot Gallen Broker Bridgehampton: South of Hwy, 631-288-7236 3 BR, 2 car garage, .47 acre, room for pool. $1.8M. Exclusive. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 CALVERTON Creek front handyman. 4 bedrooms, 2 kitchens finished basement. MLS# 2123745. Shoreline $285,000 (631)878-0562

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Water Mill North

Do you have a boat? Can you walk to your boat from your home? Would you care to live in a pristine, 240 acre community with 24 hour security gate?

7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars.

Would you like to own your own home, have someone else cut the grass, clean the pool, clear the snow to your door? Have a party? Have it at the Clubhouse! We have ALL of the above in a 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home, 2 car garage. Never lived in since renovated in and out for only $595,000. And we will hold the mortgage! Owner (631)835-8510 (631)499-4977 Westhampton Beach Waterview Co-op Private dock, 2 porches $395,000 Call Barbara 631.377.1369 Simon Harrison Real Estate

Staging Services

Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. July- LD $175,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell

Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Staging Planner Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303


Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo. Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 BRs, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided frplc, dining/ sitting sun room, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. Owner



Realtor Listings

East Hampton Condo For Sale. Year round condo. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, great room, dining room, frplce, wood flrs, gourmet kitchen- granite, subway tiles, stainless appliances, tennis, pool, ceiling fans throughout, front and rear decks, full basement, new heat pump system, cac, new windows & sliders. furnished -low maint. Reduced to $685,000. By Owner. 718-614-1805 718-352-2502

Aquebogue. Beach/ Boat lovers, build dream home on last oversized /buildable lot, (pending proper local permits & approvals). Private beach community, fishing, long walks, sunsets, vineyards, farm stands, have it all! One hour from City- $185K Jeanine Cardella C21 Princeton Properties or 631 467-3800 x26. Invest in Real Estate!

of the Highway, estate sale. St. Andrews-furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath ,pool+tennis. Exclusive $599K WEB# 21859 Renee Despins 917.439.3404

Southampton “The Courtyards” Brand new construction. Approx. 1,900 sq. feet. Private/ Best Location! Decorator Furnished, Turnkey, Borders nature preserve. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Pool. Fireplace. Garage. Outstanding Opportunity! Serious Inquiries Only REDUCED $100K TO $729,000 917-912-1365

$675,000 Negotiable (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423 (646)729-4751 (Cell)

Out of Town GILBOA (THE CATSKILLS) 4 bedroom, 2 bath post and beam home sits on 20 acres surrounded by reserve. 2 car garage, large barn, above ground pool. Plowed state Road. Great vacation or year round home. Hunt, fish, bike, camp, ski, you name it! Asking $320,000. Call Steve and Mary at (631)725-3890 Oriental, North Carolina Wooded .8 acre lot. Deep water boat slip, access to I.C.W., clubhouse with pool. $152,999. (631)878-9026

Fk`obaf_ibLmmloqrkfqvfk ?ofadbe^jmqlkSfii^db This fabulous property is located less than quarter mile to Main Street and the Long Island Railroad Station. Sag Harbor is close to the north, and sunny beaches beckon to the south. This property has two Certificates of Occupancy, one for the garage and one for the home, perfect for investing! The home has three bedrooms, two baths, and a tennis court. Don‘t wait, because at that price it won‘t be around long. Offered exclusively $882,000

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Prince Edward Island Canada, featured in New York Times, AOL & Money Magazine. What Long Island used to be. Huge gains to be made on Waterfront property. 30% discount with strength of US dollar. Summer homes, investment, development and rental income properties. Michael Poczynek, Century 21 Northumberland,, or 1-888-295-6863

TELLURIDE CONDO SKI-IN 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, furnished SPECTACULAR VIEWS Appraised @ 1.8 million 1/2 ownership interest $3,950/ month All major holidays included year round Once in a lifetime opportunity! (201)538 5782

Sag Harbor Village: bldg lot, wooded 1/3 acre. Asking $350,000. Owner (631)725-3471

Bridgehampton. Lumber Lane, mint 3 bedroom, community tennis. Near village and minutes to beach. Exclusive $995K WEB# 33771 Jane Peterson 631.899.0346 East Hampton Office 20 Main Street, Suite 1 631.324.3900/6900 East Hampton. Deeded boat slip close to bay beach, one level contemporary, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, cac, move in condition. Exclusive $650K WEB# 34236 Elisabeth Mills 631.907.1463 Montauk Office

729D Montauk Highway Southampton Shores Beach631.668.3500 Tennis. Lot 100x150. Warfield Way/ Water Mill Towd Rd. Montauk. Unmatched views, breathtaking 6,400 SF +/- home with heated gu$395,000 John 516-906-2756

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