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Hosted By Chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten
Nicole Miller 2012 Ambassador of “TASTE”
The Food & Wine Event in The Hamptons Honoring Gerry Hayden (North Fork Table & Inn), 2012 “Two Forks Outstanding Achievement Award” Music provided by DJ PHRESH!
Saturday July 14 th, 2012 Sayre Park 154 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton, NY, 11932
VIP Reception 6:30–7:30 P.M. General Admission 7:30–10:00 P.M.
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75 Main Victor Pastuizaca Southampton
Cittanuova Kevin Penner East Hampton
Love Lane Kitchen John Nordin Mattituck
Plaza Cafe Doug Gulija Southampton
1770 House Matt Birnstill East Hampton
Cowfish David Hersh Hampton Bays
Luce & Hawkins Keith Luce Jamesport
Race Lane Nimesh Maharjan East Hampton
Agave John David Bridgehampton
Dark Horse Jeffrey Trujillo Riverhead
The Riverhead Project Greg Ling Riverhead
Amarelle Lia Fallon Wading River
Deli Counter Fine Foods & Catering Mike Mosolino Southampton
Navy Beach Bryan Zembreski Montauk
Rumba Rum Bar David Hersh Hampton Bays
B. Smith B. Smith Sag Harbor
First and South Taylor W. Knapp Greenport
Nick & Toni’s Joe Realmuto East Hampton
Sarabeth’s Sarabeth Levine NYC
Babette’s Zach Layton East Hampton
The Frisky Oyster Robby Beaver Greenport
Noah’s Noah Schwartz Greenport
Serafina Vittorio Assaf East Hampton
Banzai Burger Isao Yoshimura Amagansett
Georgica Seth Levine Wainscott
Nobu at Capri Danny Ye Southampton
Smokin’ Wolf BBQ & More Arthur Wolf East Hampton
Beacon Sam McCleland Sag Harbor
Grana Trattoria Antica David Plath Jamesport
North Fork Table & Inn Gerry Hayden Southold
Southampton Social Club Scott Kampf Southampton
Beaumarchais David E. Diaz East Hampton
Greek Bites Grill Johndavid Hensley Southampton
Old Mill Inn Mattituck
Southfork Kitchen Joe Isidori Bridgehampton
Blackwells Restaurant Chris Gerdes Wading River
The Lobster Roll (AKA Lunch) Andrea Anthony & Paul D’Angelis Amagansett
Osteria Salina Cinzia Gaglio Bridgehampton
Bedell Cellars Castello di Borghese Channing Daughters Winery Comtesse Therese Gramercy Vineyards Harbes Family Vineyard Jason’s Vineyards Lieb Cellars Martha Clara Vineyards Mattebella Vineyards
One Woman Winery Palmer Vineyards Pellegrini Winery Raphael Scarola Vineyards Sherwood House Vineyards Suhru Wines T’ Jara Vineyards Wölffer Estate Vineyard
Local Purveyors Amagansett Sea Salt Anke’s Fit Bakery Hampton Coffee Company Joe & Liza’s Ice Cream North Fork Potato Chips Open Minded Organics Plain-T The Blue Duck Bakery Café Vines & Branches
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VOLUME LII NUMBER 14
This issue is dedicated to the summer solstice.
J UNE 22, 2012
31 Slow Down!
33 1942 Reenactment
37 Counting Chickens
by Dan Rattiner Strange as it may seem, the little villages in the Hamptons are going through an unprecedented multi-million dollar building boom involving its largest institutions. Are these boom times? Should we slow down?
by Robert Sforza In the middle of a foggy night on June 13, 1942, Nazi saboteurs came ashore in Amagansett with boxes of explosives. What happened that night was reeancted this June 13 in front of about 150 people.
by Dan Rattiner Sag Harbor reconsiders its new chicken law and comes up with something even crazier. What are the rules and regulations for having chickens in the village now? Hint: You can’t have more than 18 on your property.
by Dan Rattiner The Women’s Tennis Association wrestles with how to deal with grunting during the game. But, judging by the way that the No. 1 and No. 2 best players in the world play, grunting may be the way to go.
25 South O’ the Highway
33 A Planned Book about a Heist and 13 Whacks
47 NF Road Show
All the latest Hamptons celebrity news.
55 Water Coolers: Not Cool
48 Pearlman Music Camp Opens New Building
by Dan Rattiner
by Daniel Simone A mafia soldier dies, leaving a writer with an almost-complete book about the Lufthansa Heist.
28 Police Blotter
37 Suspicious Girl Scouts
by David Lion Rattiner All the news that’s not fit to print on the East End. Featuring Shelter Island.
by Mr. Sneiv How to deal with the suspicious girls selling cookies at the door?
29 PAGE 27
Brought to You By...
by Richard Gambino Dan’s Literary Prize entry
Your route to where the beautiful people play.
by Katey McCutcheon A look at the TOTF sponsors
27 Hamptons Subway
41 Taste of Two Forks,
45 Aboard our Fishing Boat
out of Hampton Bays
by David Lion Rattiner Fishing adventures on the The Hampton Lady
46 Take the Ferry Between
Sag Harbor and Greenport by Carolina Kaleda Anchor’s Away! for the Peconic Bay Water Jitney
by Marissa Pollina Gary Sohmers of “Antique Roadshow” on the NoFo
by Dan Koontz Music thrives on Shelter Island guest essay
49 Sexy Winter Hamptonites
by David Lion Rattiner Changing the cooler at the offices
56 EECO Farm Spreads the Love...and the Compost by Stacy Dermont A look at the East End Community Organic Farm cover artist
57 Kevin Sloan by Marion Wolberg Weiss
51 Dylan Lauren by Judy S. Klinghoffer and David Lion Rattiner Sweet entrepreneur
54 Shawn Colvin Comes to WHBPAC by Kelly Laffey The three-time Grammy winner comes to WHBPAC on June 29.
59 Why Turtles Cross the Road by Sally Flynn Our friends in a half-shell dr. gadget
69 Getting “Sirious” by Matthew Apfel
61 News Briefs 62 Dan’s Goes To...
The Hampton Classic DAN’S PAPERS
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Competition in 5 Rings • 70+ Boutiques • International Food Court Petting Zoo • Pony Rides • General Admission - $10/person or $20/carload
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AMAGANSETT FINE ARTS FESTIVAL
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July 6 July 7 July 8
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On the grounds of the American Legion, 15 Montauk Highway, Amaganasett, NY. For more information visit www.amagansettfinearts.com Free to the public.
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A rts & EN tertainm ent
67 More on the Morans
72 Keeping the Equine Dream Alive
by Evan Reeves A look at an East Hampton artist family
by Katey McCutcheon Stony Hill Foundation was created to give back to the community.
63 Art with a Voice: Charles Wildbank
by the book
by Debbie Slevin How art impacted Wildbank’s life
by Joan Baum The Last Trade by James Conway
77 The Last Trade
64 North Fork Calendar
m o n ta u k mon talk
65 Montauk Farmer’s Market is Back
70 Movies art commentary
Rock of Ages comes out this Friday.
82 Stein and Brody-
by Marion Wolberg Weiss Review of two New York shows
71 Art Events
shop ‘til you drop
73 Going to the Market in Style... by Kendra Sommers whispers
by Kelly Ann Krieger A walk through the Montauk Farmers Market
77 Matt Lauer Talk about his Daily Routine by Gina Glickman-Giordan Matt Lauer gives Dan’s readers a peek into how he spends his day
66 Montauk Calendar
75 Calendar 76 Letters to the Editor 77 Nightlife Calendar 78 Kids’ Calendar
house & home east end nest
74 New Kitchen Showroom
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by Tamara Matthews-Stephenson The expansive space caters to designers, builders, architects and landscape designers.
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102 A Ferry to Shelter or a
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82 Flounder with Local Sea by Silvia Lehrer Flounder from the salty sea, baby zucchini, summer squash and rhubard compote
Horseback Ride to Bridge
83 Restaurant Specials by Aji Jones Scrumptious summer specials dining out
84 Guide to Local Flavors 80 Review: Greek Bites Grill by Daniel Bo Dermont An authentic Greek restaurant in Southampton
104 Everything Over a Million
This week’s hot sales
21 Luxury Liner 85 Service Directory 98 Classifieds
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Alec Baldwin and fiancée Hilaria Thomas are tying the knot at the Basilica of St. Patrick’s Old Cathedral on the weekend of June 30, according to The New York Post. The church, which was used in both The Godfather and Gangs of New York, was built in 1810 and given basilica status by Pope Benedict XVI in 2010. But it isn’t all roses for the couple. Leaving New York’s Marriage Bureau on Tuesday, Baldwin “attacked” a Daily Hilaria Thomas News photographer trying to take the couple’s picture. He later tweeted “A ‘photographer’ almost hit me in the face with his camera this morning. #allpaparazzishouldbewaterboarded.” This will be Baldwin’s second marriage. In 1993 he was engaged to Kim Basinger in a ceremony on a beach in East Hampton. Baldwin and Thomas moved in together last August and became engaged on the East End in April. Joy Behar will host a new primetime show for Current TV beginning in September. “The View” co-host, whose HLN series “The Joy Behar Show” was canceled last year, will appear Monday through Thursday nights at 6 p.m. The new show, which also has “The Joy Behar Show” as its working title, will repeat later in the evening.
Billy Joel, in a biker jacket, and his girlfriend Alexis Roderick enjoyed lunch at Andrra in East Hampton on Sunday. Former New York Governor David Paterson had lunch with 10 people at 75 Main in Southampton. While attending the national cartoonist society event in Las Vegas, Archie Comics cartoonist Stan Goldberg was awarded The Gold Key, their hall of fame award. You can congratulate him when you see him at East Hampton Library’s Authors Night in August or at the Box Art Auction for East End Hospice in September. Happy 25th, Nicole Miller! No it was not her birthday but the 25th anniversary of her eponymous business. Nicole celebrated with friends and longtime staffers at a dance party at the still smoking—like Nicole— Indochine this week. South Fork resident Sarah Jessica Parker hosted a fundraising event for President Barack Obama at her Manhattan home last week. Guests included A n n a (Continued on page 40)
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Week of June 22-29, 2012 Riders this week: 16,412 Rider miles this week: 171,812 DOWN IN THE TUBE Mitt Romney made his first appearance on Hampton Subway, walking the aisles of all the cars on the eastbound train out of Westhampton Beach around noon on Tuesday and waving to everybody until he got to Montauk, where he flew away in his private plane. SUBWAY ON-TIME 100% After Mayor Bloomberg issued a report last month that the subway system there is on-time 87% of the time, and he is pleased about this, we ran our own on-time survey. The results are as follows: Hampton Bays on-time rate 100%, East Quogue on-time rate 100%, Quogue on-time rate 100%, Westhampton Beach on-time rate 100%, Remsenberg on-time rate 100%, Shinnecock on-time rate 100%, Southampton on-time rate 100%, Water Mill on-time rate 100%, Bridgehampton on-time rate 100%, Sag Harbor on-time rate 100%, East Hampton on-time rate 100%, Amagansett on-time rate 100%, Springs
FORGED SUBWAY SWIPE CARDS Be on the lookout for the latest in forged subway â€œswipeâ€? cards. The cards are very easy to identify. They read HAMTON SUBWAY rather than HAMPTON SUBWAY and they do not work in the turnstiles. If you are given or purchase such a swipe card and are therefore in possession of it, take it immediately to any employee of Hampton Subway. There is a mandatory jail sentence of four years for possession of a forged subway swipe card. HAPPY BIRTHDAY The Goldberg triplets are 29 years old on Saturday. All three work at Hamton Subway. Jose Goldberg works in the bookkeeping department at our headquarters building in Hanpton Bays, brother Vladimir is a flagman between East Hambton and Amagansett and brother Throckmorton is a subway police lieutenant assigned to the anti-hop-the-turnstiles unit. Sometimes, just for fun, the three of them
swap jobs with one another and thatâ€™s always fun. Itâ€™s impossible to tell them apart. But it all seems to work out. There will be a little party for Throckmorton, Vladimir and Jose in the company cafeteria on Monday at 5 p.m. just after everybody gets off work. Non-alcoholic red wine will be served. Please be prepared to donate triple the usual amount at that time. DANâ€™S PAPERS OUR GUESTS Last Saturday was Danâ€™s Papers day at the Hampton Subway office in Hampton Bays. The staff of Hampton Subway invited Danâ€™s Papers staff members to a lunch in the subway cafeteria at noon. The reason for the party was to celebrate the fact that for three years, the Danâ€™s Papers has re-printed the Hampton Subway newsletter every week in its pages, giving our newsletter, which is normally only distributed inside our building, a much wider audience. A particular thank you went to CEO and Publisher Bob Edelman who was given a â€œloving cupâ€? by Commissioner Aspinall just before dessert. COMMISSIONER ASPINALLâ€™S REPORT There was a report that the subway trains, which maintain a steady speed of 36 miles an hour, were slowing down on Thursday, in the morning to 32 miles an hour and then down to 29 miles an hour in the afternoon. When I had somebody look into this, I found that Thursdayâ€™s gift promotion courtesy of the Long Island Potato and Broccoli Commission, where 50-pound burlap sacks of potatoes were given out to every rider who came through the turnstiles, had gone awry. Many of the riders, ungrateful at receiving this gift, left the sacks in the subway cars when they got to their destinations. If we catch any of the riders who did this, we will arrest them on charges of littering.
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SoFo Goes SoHo-The South Fork Natural History Museum’s Annual Benefit Environmentalist and super model Christie Brinkley was honored at this year’s SoFo Benefit. Photographs by Kimberly Goff
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LUV, a riotous comedy by Murray Schisgal, opened at the John Drew Theater at Guild Hall, where acclaimed director Lonny Price put actors Kahan James, Robert Stanton and Jennifer Regan through their hilariously absurd paces in the fast paced farce, which debuted on Broadway in 1964 helping to establish the careers of Anne Jackson and Eli Wallach. Photographs by Barry Gordin
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Slow Down The Hamptons is Roaring Ahead & We Need to Put on the Brakes By Dan Rattiner
here are two places on the planet that are racing ahead economically and need to be slowed down before they become overheated and crash. One place is China. The other is the Hamptons. China has already begun tightening up money to slow things down. The Hamptons is a little slower off the mark. Unlike China, they experienced a big drop in the economy in 2008. Now, four years later, things are beginning to surge. The first people to notice the tremors signaling this shift were the people with their ears to the ground this spring. It was apparent as early as April that traffic levels were picking up. Now, in June, there are tie-ups everywhere with some places backed up for miles again. The thundering herds are coming, is what those people said. And they have turned out to be right. One of the worst things about the Hamptons, these huge traffic jams, are back. And at least for now, everybody is in full applause mode. The second big thing is all the building going on. There is more construction on more major institutions at the same time in the Hamptons at than at any time in the last half century. They include not only new construction but expansions and restorations. They are everywhere.
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They include the Parrish Art Museum and the Greek Orthodox Church in Southampton, the Rogers House and the Bull’s Head Inn in Bridgehampton, the Bulova Watch Company factory in Sag Harbor, the children’s wing of the East Hampton Library, the complete restoration of the historic John Jermain Library in Sag Harbor, the restoration of the Thomas Moran House in East Hampton and the building of a multi-million dollar office building at the northwest corner of Bridgehampton in the same 19th century revival style as the Rogers House and the Bull’s Head Inn just across the street from it, both also under restoration. The cost of each of these projects ranges from $5 million to $40 million. I am not including private residences. I am talking only of public institutions and office buildings. This is an extraordinary amount of work to be going on at one time here in the Hamptons. And all of it is either under construction or about to break ground. Many projects will result in the elimination of eyesores that have stood in this community for half a century or more. The activity level rivals that of Wuhan City in China’s Hubei Province. In Southampton, the Parrish Art Museum is building a $26.2 million new home right on the Montauk Highway east of that town. It is expected to be finished this autumn. It will house and have on
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Overheated (Continued from previous page) display for the first time their unparalleled collection of valuable paintings that until now have had to be stored in climate controlled basement rooms. Almost no one in the last two generations has seen this collection. The work could not be displayed in the old Parrish Art Museum on Jobs Lane because it was too small to house it, and because there was neither climate control nor security on the main floor. Shortly you will see works by Jackson Pollock, Willem deKooning, Fairfield Porter, Roy Lichtenstein, Cindy Sherman, William Marritt Chase, Esteban Vincente and Lee Krasner that have been unavailable until now. The other large construction underway in Southampton is the enlargement of the Greek Orthodox Church on St. Andrews Road. The construction of its new and larger dome and church to accommodate their larger membership is visible to motorists and passersby on County Road 39. Perhaps the most dramatic construction of them all—with the possible exception of the new Parrish—is the virtually complete transformation of the very center of town of Bridgehampton surrounding the Founders Memorial there. For half a century or more, this crossroads has looked like a slum. On one corner was a falling-down beverage barn that had moved into a former gas station. On another corner was a giant mansion with columns out front that was in great disrepair and for a long time had a gas station on its front lawn, on another corner was
the nearly abandoned but historic Bull’s Head Inn, usually with an antique shop on the ground floor and with the upper floors not in use. Only the fourth corner, a group of two-story white stucco stores was being kept up. On the first corner, the beverage barn building has been torn down and the builders should break ground any day now on a three-story office building built in the newly-constructed Greek revival inspired style, with columned porticos and a clock tower. On the second corner, the Nathanial Rogers House is being entirely restored with its huge two and a half story columned porch out front and will soon be the new museum and home of the Bridgehampton Historical Society. And on the third corner, developer and former corporate executive Bill Campbell is fully restoring the original three-story Bull’s Head Inn and barn out back and when he is finished, it will be a luxury inn, complete with a restaurant, pool and spa to be called the Topping Rose House. In East Hampton last month, on Main Street, ground was broken on the new children’s wing of the East Hampton Library, a project of many millions of dollars that has been in the pre-construction phase for many years. And construction continues on Main Street further down the road on the reconstruction of one of the most beautiful mansions in town, the threestory high Victorian home of the celebrated turn of the century painter Thomas Moran, many of whose beautiful oil paintings of our
national parks are in the Smithsonian. There are two huge constructions going on in Sag Harbor. One involves building an addition to and doing a full restoration of the 1910 John Jermain Library, including the reconstruction of its magnificent glass and iron dome at a cost of about $10 million. The other project is, finally, the restoration of the largest building in Sag Harbor, the fourstory former Bulova Watchcase Factory. The factory, built in 1881, has been an abandoned eyesore in that town for nearly half a century. Now it will be condominiums with a magnificent view of the harbor and downtown. All of these projects are behind chain link fences and covered with canvas and scaffolding with workmen in hard hats all over the place. And eventually, the entire length of the Montauk Highway is expected to be repaved by the State (with the next project to be completed between Stephen Hands Path and 114). By that time, all these projects will be completed and so driving to one or another of them will be possible on a beautiful new road. One hopes that as these projects wind down, there are no new ones to come along for awhile. We also hope that the reputation this community has as the country’s premiere high class resort will settle down. Perhaps we ought to ban the making of new movies here for a couple of years. We, like the Chinese, need to pause and take a breath. Otherwise our economy may overheat and crash back down to where the rest of the country is today.
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The Coastguradsmen and the Nazi Saboteurs Meet Up in Amagansett By robert sforza
t 10 past midnight on June 13, 1942, 21-yearold Coast Guardsman John Cullen left the Amagansett Life-Saving Station and set out east along the quiet beach on his routine patrol, armed with nothing but his flashlight and his spirit. It was dark and foggy. Last week, the Amagansett Life Saving and Coast Guard Station Committee staged its first ever re-enactment of the fateful night when Cullen came across four Nazi saboteurs on the beaches of Amagansett.
The rendition marked the 70th anniversary of the event that night, and those organizing it hope to make it an annual event. The performance began at the old life-saving station as locals, community enthusiasts, and history buffs gathered at the foot of the station waiting for the much-anticipated production. The occasion was enhanced by the presence of William and Daniel Cullen, blood relatives of the late John Cullen, who died last year. Peter Garnham, Executive Director of the Amagansett Historical Association, commenced the performance with a brief, informative
narrative of the events leading up to and the actions that transpired on that foggy June night. The story begins on April 16, 1942, at a hideaway in the dense pine forests of East Prussia, Garnham narrated. Admiral Wilhelm Canaris (head of German military intelligence), and Colonel Erwin von Lahousen (head of Abwehr II, Sabotage) are waiting to meet with Adolf Hitler to get permission for a secret mission called Operation Pastorious. The objective: blow up aluminum plants in New York, hydroelectric plants in upstate New York, the Hell Gate (Continued on next page)
A Planned Book About a Heist and 13 Whacks By daniel simone
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1942 (Continued from previous page) After Garnhamâ€™s introduction the group moved to the beach where the encounter took place. Kent Miller, the chairman of the committee, was in character as John Cullen and East Hampton Town Councilman, Dominick Stanzione, played the role of the conniving GeorgeÂ Dasch, the lead saboteur who was a naturalized U.S. resident and once worked as a waiter in Southampton. Hugh King, another committee member, who is also an actor, read from a script he wrote for the occasion. In his quirky, animated, exciting manner he set the stage for Cullen and Daschâ€™s unforgettable encounter on the shores of Amagansett. Peter Garnham
Bridge, and Penn Station, as well as other locations in different states. Hitler approved these plans and on May 28, 1942, the submarine U-202 left a port in France headed for Long Island. On June 12, just before 9 p.m., Crowd on the beach U.S. Navy monitoring stations detected the submarine 28 miles south of Amagansett. However, no action was taken. The submarine became grounded on a sand bar and from there the saboteurs landed on the Amagansett beach in a rubber raft just before midnight, where they buried their supplies. Then their leader saw Cullen approaching in the darkness.
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â€œWhat are those people doing over there? You are not supposed to be on the beach if you donâ€™t have a uniform on. Who are you?â€? exclaims Miller in his John Cullen persona. â€œCoastguard?â€? remarks Stanzione in Daschâ€™s voice. â€œWho are you!â€? shouts Miller again. â€œFisherman from East Hampton. On our way to Montauk. Boat ran ashore,â€? responds Daschâ€™s character. King continued, in his charismatic tone, to narrate the events that ensued on the beach that night 70 years ago. The re-enactment was educational, enlightening, informal and whimsically humorous in some moments, like when one of the saboteurs started speaking German, which turned into gibberish before he ended speaking. The performance had a light atmosphere, which added to the easiness and candor of this first experience and it will be distinctly remembered for years to come. This re-enactment had an improvised feel, as if at any given moment something exciting or witty could occur. The scene concluded after Dasch (Stanzione) bribed Cullen (Miller) with 300 bucks. Cullen took the money before yelling into the wind, â€œTheyâ€™re never going to believe this,â€? to the laughter and applause of all 130 spectators who made it onto the beach. â€œIt was real casual. I got a little nervous waiting on my cues from my fellow actors,â€? Miller admitted after the performance. Stanzione had similar views after the recital. â€œWe rehearsed and it went well. Some of the parts were hilarious, like to have been clamming that hour at night in the ocean or hearing one of us trying to speak in German.â€? â€œIt went fabulously, real informal but commemorative,â€? said Miller afterwards. â€œWe would love to make this an annual thing.â€? Isabel Carmichael, from The East Hampton Star, was in attendance last Wednesday and not just for work purposes. Carmichaelâ€™s father, Joel Carmichael, bought the old life-saving station from the government for a dollar in 1966 under the condition he move it to some property he bought up on Bluff Road, where he and the family lived for the next 40 years. If he had not purchased the old life-saving station, it would have been torn down. When Joel died in 2006, the family gave the building to East Hampton Town for nothing. In 2007 moved the Town moved it to its present location. â€œThat was an exciting day,â€? laughed Garnham, who was in attendance when the station was moved back to its current location. â€œWatching them move that house down that hill thereÂâ€” it doesnâ€™t look like much of a hill, but it was unforgettable watching it come down.â€? TheÂ Amagansett Life-Saving Station isnâ€™t just a local landmark but a symbol of Americanâ€™s defense system. It served as a watchtower that protected the United States from the only known Nazi invasion in our history. â€œWe want to preserve this building very badly,â€? Miller remarks. â€œWe wanted to raise awareness for it without burdening people with an old fundraiser.â€? The group is currently in the process of receiving its 501(c)(3) (Continued on page 58)
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cohorts from killing one another and harming people that didn’t deserve it. I saved a lot of men from gettin’ whacked.” Hill paused and gazed blankly at the horizon. “It’s ironic. East Hampton was where the federal marshals first relocated me to hide from my enemies.” Nostalgically, he lulled in thought. “And 32 years later, I’m back in the Hamptons to tell you my story.” In 1978 Hill was the broker of the largest unrecovered cash robbery in history. It was his magnum opus, a $6 million haul that his associates plucked from the Lufthansa cargo terminal at Kennedy Airport, a spectacular crime that fascinated the media. However, fear that someone amongst the robbers might point the authorities to the lead pirate, Jimmy Burke, caused Burke to unleash a slaughter, murdering 13 of his co-conspirators. Hill had been spared. But months following the Lufthansa ambush, a devastating event crumbled his high life, an arrest for distribution of narcotics that carried 30 years of imprisonment. Hill had betrayed his mentor, Paul Vario, who gravely forbid drug trafficking. Hill’s defiance of Vario’s orders put Hill’s life in jeopardy and that sobering thought drove him to the safe haven of the FBI. Death at his heels, Hill sought shelter in the Witness Protection Program and began his journey to redemption. He emerged as the keystone witness who decapitated the Cosa Nostra by assisting in convicting 46 of its bosses, a triumph that branded him a turncoat equal in infamy to Sammy The Bull Gravano, and Joe Valachi. Having recounted his services to law enforcement, Hill’s weary eyes seemed to say he’d rather switch to a lighter topic. “After testifying for the prosecutors and puttin’ away the bad guys, Nicholas Pilleggi and I wrote my book titled, Wiseguy, the basis of Martin Scorsese’s Goodfellas. You know, Nick lives out here in the Hamptons with his wife—the novelist, Nora Ephron. “I’m aware of it,” I said. Hill jabbed the air with his finger and snickered. “By the way, Nora came up with the name ‘Wiseguy.’ I bet you didn’t know that.” “Actually, I didn’t, Henry.” Henry Hill, immortalized in the film, Goodfellas, died of natural causes on June12, 2012.
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Counting Chickens 12,000 Sq. Ft., 3 1/2 Chickens, Sag Harbor & Some Fresh Eggs By dan rattiner
hen we last heard from the chicken controversy in Sag Harbor three weeks ago, the Building Inspector had ruled that by his interpretation of the new law, no piece of property smaller than 20,000 square feet should be allowed to house a live chicken. This came as a shock to the Mayor and the Trustees. The law they passed in the spring said you could have up to six chickens per 20,000 square feet. It was their intent that people with properties less than that could have proportionally smaller
number of chickens. And people with properties larger than that could have larger number of chickens. So at 40,000 square feet you could have twelve chickens and at 60,000 square feet you could have eighteen chickens. Above that, the new law said “in no event (shall) more than 18 (chickens live) on any parcel.” This interpretation, refusing to allow any chickens unless there were 20,000 square feet, also came as a shock to resident Mare Dianora, who has a house on Grand Street and had a year ago asked the village if she could raise a few chickens in her backyard, expecting a yes or no
answer in a few days. What she got back was that the village had looked through the books and found that there was no law regulating the number of chickens you could have on your property at any one time, so wait a bit and they would write one. Last spring, the new law was passed. Dianora read the rule with high hopes. She had a house on a lot of 13,000 square feet. She did the math. At 13,000 square feet, she could have three chickens, as she understood it. She applied for three chickens. And the Building Inspector turned her (Continued on next page)
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he first recorded case of Door To Door Sales took place near The Harbor of Sag. It was the late summer of 1730 and the town of Sag Harbor had just been settled. The Algonquins sent a band of young Indian girls, dressed in their best outfits, door to door to sell Apios americana, also known as the potato bean, to the townspeople. They cut their deal, then promised to deliver the goods in four to six weeks. Fast forward a few hundred years and I am sitting in my big chair in Southampton. My dogs
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Chicken (Continued from previous page) application down. There would be no chickens on property smaller than 20,000 square feet. Tremors went through this community. In this old whaling town, a majority of the voters live in 18th and 19th century homes, on properties smaller than the 20,000 square foot mark. Would the village board, in the matter of live chickens, discriminate against the majority of the voters? Granted that many of the voters would prefer not to have chickens, (roosters are prohibited), but everybody loves fresh eggs— and those with chickens would be happy to give fresh eggs to neighbors without chickens. What a disaster! After this Building Inspector’s disastrous ruling, the five Village Board members went back into emergency session and decided they
would not give up on this until they made a still newer law that would replace the old new law and be more in keeping with the desires of the village. Various ideas were hatched. Things were thrown up on the wall to see if they’d stick. At noon a clerk was sent out for egg salad sandwiches. The Village Attorney was called in. Hot food was served for dinner: a variety of omelettes. The Building Inspector was consulted. Finally, at midnight, they felt they had something to crow about. But then they saw a bad egg in there, so they went back to work. In the morning, just after a rooster would have crowed announcing the new dawn if they had had one, they had the new law. So here it is: Henceforth, in Sag Harbor
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Village, one live chicken will be allowed for each 3,500 square feet of property. So for example, if you have a little whaler’s cottage of 1,000 square feet on 1/10th of an acre (4,400 square feet) you could qualify for one and a quarter live chickens, as I understand it. Is that clear? As for the most live chickens you can have— they are not allowing chicken farms here—the maximum rule still stands. There shall be no more than eighteen chickens on any property regardless of size. As for Dianora with her 13,000 square feet, she can now apply for permission to have three live chickens. And I say they are going to allow her to have them. Stay tuned.
Cookie (Continued from previous page) young girls claiming to be legitimate cookie salespeople. I decided I would ask them a few questions. My first was the most obvious, “If you live in this paradise known as The Hamptons, why would you want to go someplace else on a camping trip?” They both just looked at me with blank stares. It is obvious that they had no reasonable answer. I followed up with, “What merit badge are you working on?” Well, the little one looks at me and sheepishly said, “The Sales Badge.” That answer made sense to me. I decided to take it up to the George Costanza level. “What are you really going to do with the money; use it to fund some Political Super PAC? What side are you on—The right or the left?” Finally the taller one blurted out, “We were on the left side of the street but no one was home so now we are on the right side.” Satisfied that my inquisition had yielded sufficient evidence that they were probably not scammers, I agreed to buy a box. But as I was reaching for my wallet, I began having second thoughts. Was I really convinced they were who they appeared to be? This made me retract my offer of purchase and ask just a few more questions, this time in rapid succession. “How many calories does a Thin Mint have?” “How many cookies are there in a box of Peanut Butter Cookies?” “What was the name of Richard Nixon’s Dog?” That one kind of got off track a little bit. Anyhow, they could not answer a single question. Sure they tried to fool me. I couldn’t remember the darn dog’s name either but I knew it wasn’t SPOT like they suggested. So I told them to leave my porch before I called the cops for illegally operating a commercial business in a residential area. When they were walking down the sidewalk I heard the little one say something under her breath. Satisfied I had avoided being scammed again, I returned to “Seinfeld” and my dogs. George was just then realizing that whatever it is he had done was stupid and everyone was making fun of him. Just about that time, I get another knock on the door. This time it was the father of one of the cookie scammers. I think he used to play linebacker for the Giants. By the way, if you are in my neighborhood, stop by for cookies. I have 864 boxes left. My advice, “Beware Nigerian Internet Offers and Young Girls Selling Cookies.”
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Women’s Tennis Association Tries to Tackle On-Court Grunting By Dan Rattiner
know this is going to sound hard to believe, but last week, the Women’s Tennis Association in Key Biscayne announced they are very likely going to pass a law which will ban “excessive grunting” on the women’s professional tennis circuit. They have had many complaints from fans who say the grunting by the women as they hit the ball bothers them. (It doesn’t bother me. I think it’s kind of nifty.) The number one woman in the world does it. So does the woman in slot number two. When
Victoria Azarenka and Maria Sharapova meet in a final, as they did at this year’s Australian Open, it became the battle of the grunts. Azarenka won that battle last year. The fans who are spurring the WTA on are not objecting to occasional or modest grunting. They are also not objecting to when the players reach for a ball in the corner and make a sort of “aaiiieee” sound when they whiff. And they are not objecting when a player grunts upon winning match point. That usually consists of just one grunt. As you might imagine, this distinction, for
the WTA, means that they have to get lawyers involved to define what “excessive grunting” is, and when specifically it is not allowed. Would grunting be allowed as the women change ends for example? All this will take time. It will take even more time because the WTA also has to consider where the existing grunters would fit into this rule. Asking a current day grunter to not grunt could throw the grunter off her game. That wouldn’t be fair. And so, the WTA has let it be known, reassuring those players, particularly #1 and #2, they would like to start curtailing the grunt at the junior level (Continued on next page)
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uly 14 heralds the return of Dan’s Taste of Two Forks (TOTF) event, which gives you ample time to prepare your palate and your waistline. Taste of Two Forks will showcase some of the biggest names in cuisine and wine. Restaurants participating in the event are among the finest on Long Island and include Georgica, 1770 House, Luce + Hawkins, Race Lane, Nick & Toni’s, Southampton Social Club, Cittanuova, Southfork Kitchen, 75 Main, Amarelle, Beaumarchais East Hampton, Navy Beach, Rumba Rum Bar, and Smokin’ Wolf BBQ & More. The Two Forks Outstanding Achievement Award will be presented to Chef Gerry Hayden of North Fork Table & Inn. Hayden will be honored for his dedication to using local Long Island produce and ingredients, and his commitment to the community. Acclaimed chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten and apparel designer, Nicole Miller will be hosting the night. Jean-Georges has become a world-renowned
chef, author and restaurateur. In addition to frequently visiting the Hamptons, he spends his time operating his many restaurants in the United States including Jean Georges, The Mark Restaurant, Spice Market, Mercer Kitchen, Perry St., and JoJo. All of his restaurants are three or four star. Abroad he owns Market Restaurant in France, Cafe Martinique and Dune in the Bahamas, Lagoon located in Bora Bora and Jean Georges Shanghai. TOTF falls on Bastille Day and what better way to celebrate than to have French native Jean-Georges host with his own French style. Hosting with Jean-Georges will be Nicole Miller, the new Food Critic of Dan’s Papers sister publication The Daily Dan. Our TOTF charity partner, for the second year in a row, will be Have a Heart Community Trust, which provides relief in times of individual or family crisis to residents from Riverhead and east on both the North and South Forks. Dan’s Papers would like to thank TOTF’s sponsors for their support. The Presenting Sponsor for the evening is Farrell Building
Company. After leaving his job at the New York Mercantile Exchange in 1995, Joe Farrell began building homes, with a goal to build in the Hamptons. After building his first home in Brookville, he expanded eastward and established the area’s fastest growing building company. Farrell Building Company prides itself on innovative design and superior construction, with a customer first philosophy. They will also build an outdoor kitchen at Taste of Two Forks. Citarella, Amstel Light, Town Residential, Loire Valley Wines, and Lincoln are all Platinum Sponsors. Established in New York in 1912 by Mike Citarella, Citarella has been catering to your every Italian need for 100 years. Citarella is ubiquitous in the city, but it wasn’t until the late 90’s that Citarella extended to the East End. For over 140 years, Amstel has been brewing beer at its finest. Brewed in Amsterdam, the varieties include Amstel Light, Amstel Wheat and Amstel Abroad. Founded in 2010 Town Residential provides unequaled customer (Continued on page 44)
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Grunt (Continued from previous page) first. Only those new, young players coming players crank up their game for when it counts. onto the scene who grunt will be subject to the Or that’s how it seems to me. rule. The older guys will be grandfathered, uh, This whole thing reminds me of the time, grandmothered in. Works for me. about 30 years ago, when the National Quite a number of complaints about the Collegiate Athletic Association banned the slam women who grunt are dunk. The slam dunk from either players or had only been part of trainers who say that When a woman tennis grunter loses, the game for the prior during practice, the people think, well she sure went all 10 years. And at that grunters are silent. point, it seemed to be Grunt free. Obviously out, left nothing on the table. getting worse or more they can play without frequent—depending grunting. But this makes no sense. When a on your perspective—as the size of the players player is in practice, they work on their game, got taller and taller. Wouldn’t this be unfair to and take it sort of easy on themselves. And shorter players? Wouldn’t the smaller players there’s no way to improve the grunts, anyway. just have to give up and go home? Well, the And so, the grunting only gets out when these NCAA made their move, and the next year’s
basketball games happened without the slam dunk, and just about everybody saw it as a wrong move. The slam dunk was so exciting. Now we had boring. Attendance dropped off. After two years of this, the suits at the NBA re-thunked the matter and brought it back. We’ve had it since, and it’s a good thing too. Personally, as I said before, I LIKE the grunting at tennis matches. As it happens, it is pretty much confined to women’s tennis. Why? I’m not sure, but I have a theory. Men, on average, are more aggressive than women. The men get aggressive without the grunts. (The few men who do grunt seem to be subject to something like ridicule when they lose. You grunted and STILL couldn’t win? Even with that advantage? How humiliating.)
n the other hand, when a woman tennis grunter loses, people think, well she sure went all out, left nothing on the table. Just lost to a better player. But she was heroic in defeat. From that perspective, what about the grandmothered grunters? What do we make of that? They can grunt, but nobody else can? Doesn’t that give them an advantage? For the next 10 years as they move through their brief careers, should they be handicapped? I would be in favor of grunting for emphasis in all sports, except one, which I will get to at the end of this essay. I think pitchers should be allowed to grunt. There’s that one moment of great effort as they fling the ball into the plate at 100 miles an hour. Grunting would help in my opinion, although doing it might interfere with their chewing tobacco. I think a catcher, about to catch a throw and tag a runner heading for home plate should emit a loud lion-like roar as the runner rounds third. I think Jeter, picking up a hard grounder headed up the middle should let out an Eeeeeeeeyahhh! as he fires the ball to first. And I think in basketball when 3 point Knicks wizard Steve Novack, sets up outside the line and arches a pure swish, he should be permitted to raise his arms and shout Aaaaaaaaaah!
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s for football, well, everybody grunts and growls as soon as the ball is hiked. No problem there. Football players, on getting hit immediately after catching a pass go Ooooooofff! There is nothing they can do to stop that. There is also grunting in rugby. And in hockey when a player is slammed into the wall. He goes “Nnnnnnnnn.” The sport where they should ban grunting? Have you ever been to a cricket match? I don’t know the rules of the game and you don’t either, but we do know that if anybody says something, a referee gives them a little yellow flag. That shuts them up.
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Aboard Our Fishing Boat Out of Hampton Bays By David lion Rattiner
n Friday morning, I was up at 5 a.m. and was so excited the night before that I barely got three hours of sleep. Fishing was on my mind, and an all day adventure at sea aboard The Hampton Lady with Captain James Foley. When I got to Shinnecock by 6:30 a.m., there were already about 30 or so people on board the beautiful 60-foot fishing charter docked right off of Dune Road. The boat is impressive, but everybody couldn’t wait to get out fishing. There was talk of sea bass season, today was the first day that it was open, and everybody wanted to catch a few to bring home for dinner.
Jim who immediately took out his camera and took a picture. “That’s one of the best looking sea bass I’ve ever seen,” he beamed. Kathy Rae was also having some luck, and caught a sea bass herself along with two other porgy. But possibly the most amazing fisherman on board was an old Chinese guy from Chinatown in the city, who was smoking a cigarette and pulling out fish from the sea as if by magic. He was catching so many, that he started throwing back into the water fish that that were keepers, but weren’t good
enough for him. He was smoking a cigarette and taking a break when I asked him what his secret was, to which he replied, “You just drop the line into the water and wait. Other than that, I cannot tell you more.” We fished and fished, and it was glorious. The smell of the salt air was healthy, and the fishing was shockingly good. Captain Jim knows what he’s doing. I ventured up into the wheelhouse where Captain Jim was looking out at the sea and I asked him if he liked what (Continued on page 58)
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Kathy Rae, the Associate Publisher of Dan’s Papers and I met Captain James Foley of The Hampton Lady. Foley is a young captain, but very experienced, having been involved in the fishing business all of his life. He worked in Montauk on the Viking Fleet, and graduated from the Maritime Academy where he obtained his United States Coast Guard Unlimited Tonnage 3rd mate’s license and a Bachelors degree in Marine Transportation, with a minor in international business. Captain Jim has traveled to over 20 countries in Europe and has traveled across the Atlantic Ocean many times on merchant ships and has owned and operated his own charter boats since he was 21 years old. We were in good hands. But could this guy get us what really mattered to us that day, could he find us some sea bass?? The boat engine fired up and we rumbled out of Shinnecock Bay and into the big Atlantic ocean and then headed towards a secret spot that only Captain Jim knows about, and thanks to the help of the three mates on the boat, we were set up to go fishing right away. In less than 15 minutes, people started bringing fish up out of the water. It was incredible. Two men seemed to be catching a new fish every five minutes. I was averaging a new fish every 20 to 30 minutes or so. My first catch was a little porgy, then came a massive eel, and then, the most victorious fishing I’ve ever done in my life took place, a beautiful sea bass that couldn’t have been more perfect. I heard a few cheers from the mates and from Captain
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Take the Ferry Between Sag Harbor & Greenport By caroline kaleda
he Peconic Water Jitney is the new water taxi taking passengers between Greenport and Sag Harbor. After much debate, it’s now “Anchors Away!” as the ferry has gained the requisite approvals from the Greenport Village Board, Sag Harbor Village Board and, most recently, Suffolk County. It could begin running as early as June 28. A 53-foot long, 18-foot wide catamaran that travels between 5 and 19 knots, the Peconic Water Jitney will have a capacity for 53 passengers. It will make seven trips every day during the week, beginning at 7 a.m. in Greenport and leaving from there every two hours until the last trip at 8 p.m., except for
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The Greenport Village Board approved the water ferry on Thursday, May 10, with the condition that the Hampton Jitney pay the appropriate docking rates. The Sag Harbor Village Board took much longer to approve the ferry, giving it the go-ahead on Tuesday, June 12, a little over a month after Greenport did. The residents of Sag Harbor were unsure if they wanted to support the ferry, not knowing if it would actually be beneficial to the community. Those who did not want the ferry complained that it would increase traffic and pollution, as well as disrupt those using the bay for recreation. Residents of Sag Harbor were unsure if the benefits to the community would outweigh the detriments, it took time for them to offer their support. If the ferry does have detrimental effects on either the Sag Harbor or Greenport communities, either side has the chance to change their mind. The approval of the ferry is really only for a test run, this summer, from the end of June until Labor Day weekend, and if it doesn’t work out, it may not return next summer. If there are too many complaints about the ferry or if it does not have enough passengers per day to be considered worthwhile, the Hampton Jitney will discontinue the service. The mayor of Sag Harbor, Brian Gilbride, discussed the development of a committee of village employees to examine the ferry’s impact on the various issues of concern, especially traffic, parking and commerce. However, as the ferry will really bring the North and South Forks together, many hope that it will be here to stay.
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By marissa pollina
ollecting (and holding onto) antiques is a popular hobby. After an item has been in someone’s possession for many years, the owner will often appraise it to see if it has increased in value. That is where the experts come in. The show Antiques Roadshow is an appraisal service as entertainment. Experts travel all over the country to various places to see people’s antiques or collectables. People in communities bring their items so they can learn more about what they have been holding on to for so long. The experts then go over the item with the owner and give all the details they would want to know. Now you can meet Gary Sohmers, an expert from the show. Sohmers will share his expertise at the Rock Art Show at the Jedidiah Hawkins Inn in Jamesport from June 29 through July 1. He will be selling valuable memorabilia as well as doing appraisals all weekend for people bringing in pop culture items, which is his expertise. As an expert on Antiques Roadshow for 13 seasons, he has appraised hundreds of items associated with pop culture history. “It’s fun,” said Sohmers. “My dad was a traveling salesman. As I grew up I wanted to get involved. I started to collect records.” Sohmers explains that he took his passion of wanting to be a Rock & Roll star and combined it with his collecting skills. “I love it. I have seen some crazy things,” said Sohmers. “(Someone) brought in original comics of the Peanuts by Charles Shultz. That went for $450,000,” said Sohmers. Sohmers laughed and said, “The craziest thing I saw was the Spinning Jaws of Death. A guy walked in with this giant piece of metal that actually spun out of control and grabbed the camera.” He, along with other Antiques Roadshow experts, always tell the owner of the item all of the essentials: if there were any abnormalities, if the date was important, what certain inscriptions mean (if there were any) and what price an item would sell for in the market. The show has experts in all different fields—furniture, watches, portraits, jewelry, scriptures, ceramics, glass and much more. In a particular episode shot in Chattanooga, Tenn., which aired April 6, 2009, a woman’s grandfather had owned a cinema and she had all of his posters, or “lobby cards,” from movies over many generations. Sohmers was able to tell her a great deal about the “lobby cards” from when the poster was created to when the film opened. At Jedidah Hawkins Inn, he will be looking at items people bring just like he does on Antiques Roadshow. “Now I can (give details and prices) without even seeing (the object). Forty years of buying and selling, it’s easy for me to visualize,” said Sohmers. He continued to explain that there are three evaluations for an item—liquidation (what could you get from the item right now), fair market (if the item were in an antique shop what would its real value be) and replacement cost (if the item were to damaged in some sort of fire or other hazard (Continued on page 58)
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Perlman Music Camp Opens New Building be relegated to the summer only. Also located in the Center is the girls’ dormitory for program very summer for the last 17 years, young participants. Previously, girls had been housed musicians from around the world have in an ancient and woefully deficient building come to the East End to receive training from with a whole host of plumbing issues—a world-class professional violinists, violists, and building that was demolished to make way for cellists at the Perlman Music Program (PMP). the Arts Center. Thanks to the prestige of its namesake, violinist I arranged to get a sneak preview of the new Itzhak Perlman, the PMP early on became facility with Emma Leinhaas, an administrator an elite summer camp for young musicians, at PMP, on the day before the young campers where they come for seven weeks to were due to arrive. It was a beautiful practice and learn. In 2002 the PMP day. The windows in the pristine moved to Shelter Island after David teaching studio of the new Arts Center Geffen, Jo Carole and Ronald Lauder, look out over Peconic Bay, where Kate Capshaw and Steven Spielberg, sailboats were plying the peaceful blue and Alberto Vilar donated a 28-acre waters. (PMP has its own beach and seaside campus on Shore Road. As a dock right across Shore Road from fringe benefit of all of these activities, the camp, but the young musicians residents of the East End have been are limited to paddle boats. Actually, able to enjoy wonderful chamber according to Leinhaas, these campers music, performed by students and are so focused on their music making professionals, right in their own A welcoming sign that they have to be coaxed into even backyards. taking the few steps across Shore Road Now, after 17 summers, the Perlman Music to dip a toe in.) Program is ready to cut the ribbon on the The brand new rehearsal/performance hall, new $3 million Kristy and James H. Clark which has a double-high ceiling to allow music Arts Center. The new building augments the to resonate pleasantly, sports a brand new already fairly well equipped campus in several Steinway D concert grand piano—it still had its important ways. Designed by Eric Woodward brochure attached. I sat down and played a little to nicely blend into the traditional “summer Chopin to get it off to a good start. Leinhaas camp” architecture that surrounds it, the Clark pretended to be impressed. The rest of the Arts Center features sound-insulated practice ground floor is given over to sound proofed rooms, a teaching studio, and a state-of-the-art practice rooms, where the young campers rehearsal/performance hall. It has heat and air will spend an enforced four hours every day conditioning, so PMP’s activities will no longer before lunch on individual practice. There are By Dan koontz
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no grand views from the practice rooms—that would be distracting. Lest you think this sounds like a punishment, be assured that these young campers want nothing more than to be here. In fact, once they are admitted to the PMP, it is understood that they have an invitation to come back every year—until they age out, of course. Most campers return year after year. The PMP spends $35,000 per year for each camper, but charges only $6,500 to the students, and has a policy of giving adequate scholarships to anyone who qualifies. The ceremonial ribbon cutting and grand opening will take place on Saturday, June 23 at 7 p.m. While this will be an invitation-only private event, the general public will soon be able to enjoy some aspects of what the Clark Arts Center has to offer, and we can all rest easy knowing that the young female musicians now have a stable roof over their heads!
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Sexy Winter Hamptonites By richard gambino
This story originally appeared in The Sag Harbor Express. The Express graciously allowed the author to enter this essay in our contest.
here’s a group of beach beauties who like to show off their taut, wet bodies, and ogle us with unblinking, big, dark, bedroom eyes. They like to hang out in the Hamptons. Once you’ve feasted your sight on them, you’ll never go back to gazing at the likes of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. No, I’m not talking about the bikini-clad summer Hamptonites who jam our beaches. I’m talking about the seals who like to winter here, from December to April. I’ve seen and photographed Harbor Seals, Grey Seals and Harp Seals at Montauk’s northwest coast. (Although they are pure white when babies, the adult Harp Seals who come here in winter are grayish-white with dark splotches.) I’m told that some people have seen two other species also—Ringed Seals and Hooded Seals, which I understand are rarely found this far south. These sunbathers are even less inhibited than their human summer counterparts, and the greatest variety and greatest numbers of them can easily be seen in their birthday suits, at no cost, except for a little walking. The longer, and usually colder way, is to walk west along the beach on Block Island Sound from Montauk Lighthouse. The shorter way, away from the onshore northern winds of winter—and much easier for kids as well—is to walk through woods from a spot on Route 27 marking a trail, about 100 yards west of Camp Hero Road, for about six-tenths of a mile to a low bluff above a beach. Take field glasses for close-up views, and a camera with a long lens and tripod for Richard Gambino is Professor Emeritus at Queens College, holds a PhD in philosophy from New York University and now lives full time in North Haven.
photos. But if you find any seals on the beach, as distinct from on the rocks off shore or in the water near the rocks, do not approach them. Remember, as attractive as they are, they are wild. Female Grey Seals can weigh up to 300 pounds, and male Hooded Seals 800 pounds! All of them, male and female, have very strong jaws and long, pointed canine teeth. As Aretha Franklin used to sing, the word to keep in mind is, “R-e-s-p-e-c-t!” All of the species that visit us each winter are known as “true seals” or “earless seals.” Despite the latter name, they can hear very well, both on land and underwater. Contributing to their streamlined form, their ears are internal, unlike the ears of sea lions and fur seals. Also, the nipples of the female seals can be retracted into the body, as can the testicles and penises of the males, the latter into a deep, internal sheath. The result of this sleekness is that they can swim very fast and turn on a sinking dime, and so catch the many fish they need to eat. And because of their extraordinary noses, which look ordinary to us (except for the Hooded Seal, which can inflate its nose), but are in fact incredibly complex, their sense of smell is superb, not only on land but also underwater. In fact, their hearing and smell are so advanced that a seal could probably find food and survive even if blindfolded. And if their eyes seem all the more soulful because they produce a prodigious amount of tears for protection against salt water, so what? I’ll bet you that Angelina and Brad can’t match any of the above. As amazingly fast and graceful as they are in water, the seals are clumsy on land, and move by awkwardly swinging their front flippers from side to side, as some of our summer beach people do with their cocked elbows when fastwalking, and wiggling their abdominal muscles, as do some of our summer Hamptonites when … well, when doing just (Continued on page 52)
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On June 2, Fighting Chance, the Free Cancer Counseling Center, celebrated its 10th Anniversary with a Summer Gala attended by 200 guests. The Fighting Chance mission has been “ dedicated ten years towards improving the quality of care for cancer patients on Long Island’s East End.” New York State Assemblyman Fred W. Thiele Jr. presented Duncan Darrow, the Founder and Chairman of Fighting Chance, with the Assembly Proclamation. This is the highest honor that the legislative chamber can award. Darrow then awarded the Decade Award to four long-term Directors of the charity: Sue Davies, Ben Gilliken, Richard Pearlman and Tuck Hardie; and the senior oncology social worker, Karrie Robinson, LCSW. The Decade Award represents an individual that has “dedicated 10 years towards improving the quality of care for cancer patients on Long Island’s East End.” For more information visit www.fightingchance.org. WHBPAC’s Arts Education Arts Education Staff and Advisory Council hosted its annual School Day Performances Season Launch Party last Wednesday. At the celebration, the Center presented its first ever Arts Education Advocate of the Year Award to educator Carol D. Brown, one of the East End’s most outstanding advocates for arts in education.
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all over the world, not only is there an enormous selection of candies, but Dylanâ€™s Candy Bar has become synonymous with beautifully designed gifts. The selection includes a transparent acrylic briefcase filled with goodies, a chocolate assortment in a brilliant color wheel, tubes filled with chocolate covered Oreos, a gummy assortment and, for people who want to forgo the calories, candy-colored shot glasses. The wide assortment of gifts and apparel includes covers for laptops and cell phones, stationary and more delectable finds. There has even been a book, Dylanâ€™s Candy Bar: Unwrap Your Sweet Life. â€œCandy is childhood,â€? Lauren wrote, â€œ the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.â€? Dylanâ€™s Candy Bar has become a must-see destination for New Yorkers and tourists alike. Her customers have included such notables as Oprah, Michelle Obama, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Tori Spelling. Last June, Lauren embarked on a new adventure. At her parentsâ€™ 300 acre estate in Westchester, she walked down the aisle and married hedge-fund founder/partner Paul Arrouet. Naturally, her dress was designed by her father, who confessed in an interview with Oprah that â€œI want(ed) to just give her something that sheâ€™d really treasure and give her something that would be really amazing. I want(ed) her to feel fantastic.â€? The result was a handmade duchesse satin, silk tulle and georgette embroidered dress with a tiered train that the bride loved so much she remarked to Oprah that â€œI may not take off the dress after the wedding!â€? Despite the rainy weather, the wedding proceeded without incident, if with a few umbrellas held aloft to shelter guests. In the processional, the brideâ€™s brother Andrew chose to walk down the aisle accompanied by his blue heeler Australian shepherd dog, Cinch. With over 300 guests in attendance, including neighbor Martha Stewart, Dylan Lauren walked down the aisle on her mother and fatherâ€™s arms. She and Paul said their vows under a chuppah decked with hydrangeas, lilies and roses. Married life hasnâ€™t slowed Dylan Lauren down. She is busily preparing to open the Los Angeles Dylanâ€™s Candy Bar in the Original Farmerâ€™s Market this summer. (Continued on next page)
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Sexy (Continued from page 49) about anything. This process is calledâ€”and Iâ€™m not making this upâ€”â€œgalumphing,â€? and is not unlike how some of us moved when we were in high school. And like some of us when we were 16 or 17, the seals can cover ground fast by galumphing. Seals canâ€™t bark, as sea lions famously do, but communicate by slapping the waterâ€™s surface and grunting, like some of our summer folks. These creatures are not only more graceful underwater than ballet dancers and jet fighter planes, but they can dive very deepâ€”more than 130 feetâ€”stay underwater for very long timesâ€”as much as one hourâ€”and rise to the surface as fast a NASA rocket, without getting the bends. (Human scuba divers need to come to surface with measured slowness after having
been at depths more than 33 feet. Failure to do so causes â€œbends,â€? a forming of gas bubbles in the circulatory system that can cause pain, paralysis and even death.) The seals pump air at high pressure into their lungs and respiratory passages when diving, and so pressurize themâ€”hence no bends. In a similar process, they force air at high pressure into their middle ears to pressurize them and prevent the painful eardrums that can afflict humans in a scuba dive, and the â€œear-poppingâ€? sensation humans have when descending into even the shallow water of a swimming pool. Yet as hardy as these creatures are, they wonâ€™t haul themselves onto rocks â€œto catch some raysâ€? if the wind chill gets too bad, i.e., way below zero F., sensibly choosing to remain in
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Grammy Winner Shawn Colvin Comes to WHBPAC “(All Fall Down is) an album about The two worked together in Miller’s loss but also about redemption and home studio, and they encouraged t’s fitting that Grammy Award winning resolution,” says Colvin. Fans who drop-ins from such acclaimed artists singer/songwriter Shawn Colvin is looking have come to enjoy Colvin’s signature as Emmylou Harris, Allison Krauss, forward to performing by the water, as she folk tunes will find that her newest Mary Chapin Carpenter, Jacob Dylan brings her fluid and melodic voice to the tracks are also evocative of her and fiddle player Stuart Duncan. The Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center on previous works. “I don’t deviate a lot instrumentals and the guest voices June 29 at 8 p.m. in my style,” says Colvin. “Although also enable this album to bridge the Colvin, whose most popular song is arguably I would say that this album is a little folk-country genre. the calm but haunting “Sunny Came Home” (the more country.” “I just really felt confident with 1998 Grammy selection for Song of the Year), Colvin wrote or co-wrote eight of Buddy Miller as the producer,” says has recently released her eighth studio album the album’s 11 tracks, which also Colvin “I’m in awe of his talent, and I titled All Fall Down. feature cover songs. The country Shawn Colvin was really excited to see what he was “I’m excited that I have new songs to play, musings are due in large part to the going to do with this record.” and hope my fans feel the same way too,” says fact that All Fall Down is produced by longtime More than being an inspiration, Miller was a Colvin of her current tour. friend and Nashville resident Buddy Miller. catalyst that helped to launch Colvin’s career. Born in South Dakota and raised in London, Ontario and ultimately Carbondale, Ill., Colvin had learned to play guitar by the time she was 10 years old. Her first public performance was on campus at the University of Illinois when she was 15 years old. From her Midwestern roots, Colvin moved on to Austin, Texas, where she became more engrained in the country-rock genre, as she worked on other artists’ material. Miller heard Colvin’s work and encouraged her to come to New York to sing in his band. She was soon performing with the likes of Suzanne Vega, as she worked to discover her own voice as a songwriter. Colvin released her first album, Steady On, in 1989, for which she earned a Best Contemporary Folk Album Grammy. But it was Colvin’s fourth album, A Few Small Repairs and the track “Sunny Came Home,” an eventual Top 10 hit, that catapulted her into the upper echelon of the music industry. In addition to earning the Grammy for Song of the Year in 1998, the song also won Record of the Year. Colvin has since garnered an international following, as fans have come to know her for her humor, sensuality and ability to combine her knack for storytelling with strong, simple melodies. “A lot of times, the inspiration is what is given to me,” says Colvin, who explains that she often receives just the music or the title of the song and is then asked to write the lyrics. Mimicking the emotional, sensitive and fluid nature of her songs, Colvin’s songwriting process is not Thursday 23rd Street Sunday East Hampton highly formalized. If she is in the writer’s to East Hampton to 23rd Street mindset, she is able to write anywhere. And, in that vein, Colvin also released a 3:00, 5:00 & 7:00 p.m. 4:30 & 6:30 p.m. memoir titled Diamond in the Rough on June 5, the same day as All Fall Down. “It’s a bit of a companion piece,” Colvin says Friday 23rd Street Monday East Hampton of the book, in relation to the album. Diamond to East Hampton in the Rough is a behind-the-scenes look at to 23rd Street Colvin’s life as a singer and songwriter, and 1:00, 3:00, 5:00 & 7:00 p.m. 7:30 & 9:15 a.m. it gives her fans intimate details about her songwriting process, tour and upbringing. “I was dared to write the memoir,” says Colvin. She wrote two chapters to prove the For Scheduled Service between NYC and East Hampton naysayer wrong, and the rest of the book flowed Call Sound Aircraft at 1-800-443-0031 from there. “Challenges and dares inspire me,” affirms Colvin. Her next challenge may be finding time to For Charter Seaplane Service throughout the Northeast head to the beach, which Colvin says is an exciting aspect about performing on the East Call Shoreline Aviation at 1-800-468-8639 End, but one she’s unsure she’ll be able to enjoy with her busy tour schedule. Regardless, “summer is the best time to 17019 perform,” says Colvin. By Kelly laffey
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Water Coolers: Not Cool! At the Dan’s Papers offices in Southampton there is a water cooler in the kitchen area that gets frequently used. The office water cooler is the source of life for many-a-Dan’s employee. It is used for the coffee machine, it is used for tea, it is used for quick cups of a refreshing cup of Spring water that has been sitting in a big plastic container for months. Anyway, something that has happened is that we go through a lot of water here. I mean a lot. It’s like a jug of water two or three days, and because I’m the biggest guy in our office, it is now officially my job, more or less, to replace the jug when it is empty. These jugs weigh roughly 50 pounds, and I pick this thing up with two hands, rip the lid off of the top of the jug, and swing it, with a fair amount of effort and skill, on top of the water cooler. The water then flows into the cooler and a bunch of gurgling sounds are made, and if I’m lucky, everything goes according to plan. So far there hasn’t been one major water jug spill in the office since I’ve done this. I’m batting a thousand with this. I will say however, that I can’t help but think that this is by far the stupidest system in the history of the world when it comes to getting water from a jug into a cooler. You have to be pretty strong to do it. It’s terrifying, because there is risk of major spillage, and the bottom line is that it just seems so stupid. Why is this set up this way? Who the hell invented this thing? If an alien from outer space came down to earth and observed this behavior, he would be fascinated by it. “All of these office workers do everything pretty easy. They communicate by picking up a light telephone. When they want to go somewhere, they walk or get into their cars in order to travel some place. If they are hungry, they eat something from their desks. But we don’t understand the water cooler. For some reason, instead of having a system where water is pumped from a jug on the ground, they take jug, lift it over their heads, and then, quite comically, plop it on top of this large device known as the office water cooler. It is very odd indeed.” It is odd and, damn it, somebody needs to invent something that makes this better. And so, here is my idea. Okay, so instead of having to lift this damn thing up off of the ground and plop it on top of the water cooler, we create a system where the water jug is slid UNDERNEATH the water cooler instead of on top. “But David! How will the water flow from the bottom to the top, there is no gravity to pull the water down through the tube! This system won’t work!” Nay. Nay I say. Nay. Because the fact of the matter is that there is this magical invention called A WATER PUMP. It’s quite complicated, but let me tell you how it works. Let me explain it to you in a scientific
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EECO Farm Spreads the Love...and Compost If you live on the East End you’ve heard of EECO Farm. You may have driven by it on Long Lane, opposite East Hampton High School. EECO stands for “East End Community Organic.” Along the road you can see 100 colorful, small-plot gardens. Behind them are 25 acres of
farmland. I went behind the automatic gate for the first time last Saturday. It’s so cool in there! The mellifluous birdsong, the men on small tractors
and the hoop houses can all be explained by the EECO pledge that all participants sign—no harmful pesticides or herbicides or fungicides. The scene took me back to my childhood upstate, everyone who passed shares a wave and a smile, but it’s more like a beehive than open farm country—busy, busy, busy. In addition to fruit and vegetable crops there are some actual beehives in there—manmade hives tended by Mary Woltz of the Bee’s Needs honey company. Many farmers you see at our local farmers markets rent land and toil away at EECO, including the crews from Bette & Dale’s Farm and Balsam Farms. It’s a safe place to leave your tools out and it’s a safe place to store your tractor. The local community food movement is
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Cover Artist Kevin Sloan By Marion Wolberg Weiss
ooking at this week’s cover, “Birds of America: At the Beach” by Kevin Sloan may leave some people perplexed. While the image of a large pelican gets our attention, it seems incongruent, with the bird’s mouth filled with fruit, flowers and a clock. It’s clearly an odd kind of still life that recalls Magic Realism. But the image is also conceptual and surrealistic, like many of Sloan’s works. Another similarity is the motifs: sliced or half-eaten fruits, clocks and animals that might have lived during the dinosaur age. Is that what the artist had in mind? Q: Your paintings are very much open to interpretation regarding their themes and even their styles. Is that your intention? A: My work can communicate to many different people. I encourage multiple interpretations. One person can have an experience and what it feels like to them is different from another person. I communicate through symbolism and metaphors. An orchard can mean eloquence and be exotic to one person, but it may mean something entirely different to someone else. Q: Where did you get your inspiration for this work and others that you do? A: From the 1800s and John James Audubon. In fact, he also did a painting called “Birds of America.” The cover painting is based on his “Brown Pelican.” It has the same pose as Audubon’s, and the pelican’s beak is open. Q: What attracted you to Audubon’s art in the first place? A: I’m interested in him because he’s a little bit odd and quirky. He was out in the frontier on his own. Q: What was particularly odd, not about his art, but about his behavior? A: He killed the birds that he painted or drew. There were no cameras then. He had to kill the animals to preserve them. It’s ironic that The Audubon Society is famous for protecting wildlife. At the end of his life, he regretted what he did. Q: So how did Audubon inspire you? A: My work is a way of honoring him and also to speak about environments in contemporary time. I see us as collaborators. Q: What would you consider your own signature or essential elements that inform your work? A: I like to do beyond the expected, to give the images a little twist. But I also like to tell a story, a narrative. Q: What about your interest in nature? Where did that come from? A: I was always interested in the natural world. I need to see nature in action. It can be as simple as being in my garden. But it also came from where I lived. I grew up in Des Moines, Iowa. I found it interesting to see the contrasts between Des Moines and the cornfields and farms where my cousins lived. It was transfixing, exotic. Q: How about the places you lived? How did that effect your connection to the environment? I know you lived in the East when you went to Tyler School in Philadelphia and then the University of Arizona in Tucson. A: I also lived in New York for six months, but I realized something was missing, a connection
Kevin Sloan has lived in Iowa, San Francisco, Santa Fe and Arizona. He creates hybrid environments in his paintings.
to the natural world. I liked San Francisco. It’s a city, but it’s easy to get to natural places. I’ve lived in Santa Fe for 12 years, after visiting it 15 years ago when I was at the University of Arizona. Q: How did these different environments influence your art now? A: I don’t find the landscape in New Mexico interesting at all. It forced me to draw on other places. I created hybrid environments in my paintings. I mix them up. I also mix up objects in my imagery – they are from different times. Kevin Sloan’s work can be seen in “Landscrapes” at Sag Harbor’s Richard Demato Gallery, on view from June 23- July 23. Call 631-725-1161.
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Why Turtles Cross the Road turtle movements all over the Island and uncover who was There was a nice letter in crossing the road too much. His policy was if we caught the last week’s Shelter Island same turtle crossing a road Reporter reminding people three times, he was eligible to be on the lookout for for Jacob’s relocation program turtles crossing the roads. to Mashomack Preserve. We I know to some people that seems like a silly thing actually caught two turtles to remind people of, but twice who were crossing I love turtles and I too, the road, but on the second want people to watch out offense, Jacob would relocate for them. them further into the woods Spring is the time of year when animals get from the side of the road and together and make more animals. If you pause let them off with a warning. to think about it, this must be much harder for That seemed to work since we turtles than other animals. First of all, they never had to take anyone to have to find another turtle. They don’t live in the Preserve. herds like deer, so I have no idea how they find Will he get to the other side? Of course the most annoying each other. Do they cross the roads because side of the road. They probably carve a notch thing is when you stop to help they’re looking for love in all the wrong places? in their shell for each giant machine they stop. a turtle across the road, and as soon as you put Why is it that turtles even bother to cross And if they get hit by one of the big machines, them down, they head back into the road in the the roads? The grass isn’t greener on the other and have the luck not to die, they usually have direction they just came from. Why do they do side, so why take the a nice big scrape on that? Is it that these are the criminal turtles risk? them to show off to the who have been sentenced to cross a road, I have a theory that Have they had enough of life? females, a war wound allowing the gods of Chevy and Ford to decide since it’s usually the The turtle—a conundrum in a hard they can get “street their fate? Are these the daredevil turtles who male of the species cred” for. are addicted to the adrenaline rush of hearing that try to attract the shell, but still an island pal. When my son, Jacob, tires roar past them? Have they had enough of female, that it’s only was younger, he would turtle life and they’re just trying to end it all? male turtles that try to cross the roads. I think scan the road for turtles as I drove. If he spotted Are they trying to run 20 feet across the road it’s their way of being macho and showing off one, we would pull over and get the turtle. I race to benefit a turtle charity? And because of their ability to cause gigantic metal machines carried red nail enamel in my van and Jacob the intrinsic danger, they only have one racer to screech to a halt and cause giants to get out would give the turtle a name and I’d paint it at a time? The turtle—a conundrum in a hard of the machines and carry them to the other on his shell. This way, we were able to track shell, but still an Island pal. manalie/Flickr
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Getting “Sirious” with My iPhone By MATTHEW APFEL
There’s a new woman in my life. Sort of. We met a few weeks ago—in a crowded tech store, of all places. She was surrounded by nerds and geeks, and all of them wanted to date her. My friends have been raving about her, trying to set us up on a date for months. So I struck up a conversation. Her name is Siri. She’s expensive and gentle and has a creepy, yet oddly soothing voice. She never gets excited about anything. Dating her is like when Harrison Ford hooked up with the Sean Young Replicant from Blade Runner. We are just getting to know each other, but amazingly she seems to know everyone in my address book and the most intimate details of my personal life. It’s like she can see the future. It’s an intriguing new fling for sure. But will Siri and I stand the test of time? Or will some other new partner come along down the line? Siri, of course, is the voice automation software on the new iPhone. I always prefer to wait before buying brand new products, to let the manufacturers sort out any bugs. So I finally picked up a new iPhone 4G last week. And there she was. Ready to interface. It was awkward at first. I had no idea what to say or do, kind of like meeting a cute girl at my
8th grade dance. So I just started talking. And she responded! We decided to spend a glorious Southampton Saturday together, to see if we are truly destined to become an item. 6:14 a.m. I come out swinging and ask Siri: “Get my morning paper.” She gently says she doesn’t understand. Hmm. Is this a feminist power play? Or maybe tech devices just don’t relate to newsprint. After a few more tries she pulls up Dan’s online so I can read my latest column. Lesson: You need to be really specific with Siri and dictate every word carefully, including punctuation. She knows the difference. 7:46 a.m. Time for a little exercise. It’s gray and gloomy. Are these storm clouds or just some morning fog? I ask Siri to pull up “Hamptons weather.” Again she gets confused and delivers the forecast for Southampton, England. (It calls for rain, of course.) Looks like Siri digs international travel. This could get expensive. Lesson: Make sure you enable location services on your iPhone, to help Siri find places and information closest to you. 12:07 p.m. Jog is over. I am now at Agawam Park with my kids. An important work email comes in. I need to respond, but I am holding my son on the monkey bars and can’t free my hands to type. Perfect task for Siri. I ask her to dictate an email. Uh oh. Seems that all the screams and
laughter and kids’ voices around us are really confusing. Siri’s emails keep getting cut off and have all kinds of gobbledygook, gibberish and other nonsense. Lesson: Siri prefers a quiet room for meaningful conversation. Maybe she’s not as extroverted and dynamic as I first thought. 4:26 p.m. My wife walks in while I’m asking Siri to make dinner reservations at Mirko’s. She accuses me of cheating and technically speaking, I am, since I’ve only said about five sentences to my wife all day. My wife doesn’t care about infidelity. She wants Mirko’s rigatoni. But everything goes south when Siri can’t find the right phone number. We end up with no table. I throw some burgers on the grill. Lesson: Siri is not popular with my wife. But my kids love telling her to say “poop” and “fart” and other silly words. They revel in Siri’s general confusion and docile disposition. 8:55 p.m. After talking to Siri all day, she suddenly falls asleep. At 8:55 on a Saturday night! iPhone batteries are legendary for their short lives, but this is ridiculous. Lesson: Siri is kind of cool and definitely has promise. But she is complicated and not so easy to talk to. If you’re looking for a girlfriend that makes jokes, parties late, and has connections all over the East End, you’re better off finding someone named Lindsay or Paris. For now.
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STONY BROOK: The story book Stony Brook Seawolves baseball team fell to perennial NCAA powerhouse Florida State in Omaha on Sunday, ending their College World Series championship run. The 2012 season was the most successful in Stony Brook baseball history, as they won a program recordsetting 52 wins. Stony Brook burst onto the national scene by defeating Miami, Missouri State and Central Florida in NCAA Regional play, and they punched their first-ever trip to the College World Series with a win over Louisiana State University in the NCAA Super Regionals. On Tuesday, the New York Mets invited the Seawolves to Queens to participate in batting practice and to meet members of the team prior to their game against the Baltimore Orioles. Stony Brook head coach Matt Senk, the 2012 NCBWA National Head Coach of the Year, threw out the ceremonial first pitch. Play ball!
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SOUTHAMPTON: The former Rogers Memorial Library building on 11 Jobs Lane in Southampton, which was purchased about 12 years ago by the Parrish Art Museum and has since served as the home of the Parrish’s Carroll Petrie Center for Education, has been sold for $2.875 million. The new owner, Ajax Holdings LLC, apparently plans to restore the building, which could eventually turn into retail space with offices on the upper level. The Parrish purchased the space from the library with the $3 million donated by board member Carroll Petrie, and they envisioned combining the building with their space at 25 Jobs Lane to create a larger, state of the art facility in the village. When that proposal fell through, the Parrish decided to build at the Water Mill location. They plan to move to the Montauk Highway building this fall and have until the end of the year to vacate the Jobs Lane space. The deal reportedly closed on April 30, and it was recorded on May 15. Last week, Southampton Village officials gave the Founders Committee the go-ahead to pursue building a portable recreational pavilion at the Parrish’s 25 Jobs Lane space. The structure could be ready for concerts, movies and theatre as early as next summer.
Unique Funding Brings Bike Shop to Sag Harbor
SAG HARBOR: The Sag Harbor Cycle Company opened its doors on June 8 to great fanfare—the efforts of a number of Sag Harbor residents and avid cyclists had finally come to fruition. The idea to open the shop came as cycling enthuiasts sought to keep the village’s status as a bike mecca alive, despite the closing of BikeHampton in Sag Harbor a few months ago. In a unique financial effort, 20 to 25 investors pooled their money together to start the new shop at 34 Bay Street. The effort has clearly been fueled by strong community support, and Sag Harbor Cycle looks to become a prominent East End cycling hub.
The Hamptons Business District, Rechler Equity to Celebrate Ceremonial Sales Office Opening
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EAST END: Area high schools will celebrate graduations all this weekend, as final exams wrap up, lockers are cleaned and end-of-the-year celebrations commence. Dan’s Papers wishes all of the seniors best of luck in their future endeavors!
HAMPTONS: The East End had a mild winter, comparatively speaking, but the hot summer weather didn’t come any faster because of it. With the summer solstice on June 20, it seems that the beach weather has arrived. Temperatures are expected to be in the 80s this week, and Thursday looks to be the warmest of the bunch. Time to head to the beach, hang out in the pool, run through the sprinkler and enjoy being outdoors, responsibly, of course. Stay cool, Hamptonites.
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WESTHAMPTON BEACH: Friday, June 22, will mark the opening of the Rechler Equity Sales Office, seen as the official start of the development stage of The Hampton Business District. Government officials expected to attend include Southampton Town Supervisor Anna ThroneHolst and Westhampton Beach Mayor Conrad Teller, as they join Rechler Equity Partners in a ceremonial ribbon-cutting and press conference. In 2009, Suffolk County awarded the development of The Hampton Business District at Gabreski to Rechler Equity Partners, Long Island’s largest commercial real estate company. Comprised of nine buildings totaling 440,000 square feet, the park will be able to accommodate the needs of large and small businesses, and it will also feature a full service hotel and a daycare center. Available space will range from 2,000 square feet up to 100,000 square feet.
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Riverhead 2012 Blues and Music Festival Two days of live music on multiple stages, featuring blues singer and guitar legend Johnny Winter as the closing performance Sunday afternoon. Photos by Tom Kochie
4. 1. Dawnette Darden and Sam Pruyn of the Who Dat Loungers. 2. The adoring crowd. 3. A bit of fun & dance. 4. Johnny Winter.
ARF “A Peek Behind The Hedges” Garden Tour
Keyes Art Projects Opening Julie Keyes hosted a festive reception for Fab 5 Freddy, Wyatt Newmann, Evan Yee and Tammy Smith at 39 Industrial Road in Wainscott. Photographs by Barry Gordin
The Animal Rescue Fund of the Hamptons presented six glorious gardens in the village of Southampton at their 26th annual garden tour ending with a festive cocktail reception in Sag Harbor. Photographs by Barry Gordin
1. Adam & Leni Sender, Hosts. 2. Heather Petrie with Cotton, Jamie Forrester with Winnie, Michele Forrester with Bentley, Kristyn Forrester with Crash. 3. Barbara Slifka, Mark Fichandler, Chairmen.
1. Nathan Joseph, Denise Regan, Robbie Stein, Julie Keyes, Steve Miller. 2. Lana Jokel, Evan Lee.
The Retreat “Artists Against Abuse” in Bridgehampton
Play For Pink benefitting the Breast Cancer Research Foundation
On Saturday at the Ross School Lower Campus on Butter Lane in Bridgehampton, The Retreat Domestic Violence Services held their 25th “Artists Against Abuse” Gala. Retreat supporter Joan Hornig and Artist Dan Rizzie were honored. Photographs by Richard Lewin
This Breast Cancer Research Foundation event founded by Evelyn Lauder held its 13th annual fundraising event at the Hampton Hills Golf & Country Club. Chaired by Jane Pontarell, it is the largest breast cancer golf tournament in the Hamptons. Photographs by Katlean DeMonchy
1. 1. Sandy Rosenthal, Wendy Federman, Andrea Werneck, Jane Pontarelli, Pamela Morgan, and Susan Kremer
2. 2. Jane Pontarell, Tony Scardino.
1. 1. Jeffrey A. Friedman, Retreat Executive Director, Joan Hornig, Honoree, George Hornig, Jennifer Palmer, Retreat Director of Development, Barbara Olton, Retreat Board President.
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Networking Meeting Wednesday, June 27 in Baiting Hollow
Sunday, June 24 Riverhead Cardboard Boat Race
Art with a Voice: Charles Wildbank
ou can view many of Charles Wildbankâ€™s works at the big Westhampton Beach Art Show, August 4 and 5. Or, this weekend, you can pay a visit to Jamesport to see his work in a very special setting. This show is inside the barn at the Jedidiah Hawkins Inn, much like the restaurant and inn next door, itâ€™s worth the trip! Luscious lips so moist that it requires real restraint not to touch the canvas. A young organic farmer, dreds gathered loosely at the nape of his neck, beard stubble that begs to be rubbed. Beaded sweat on the forehead of a young red-head boy, as the sun streams through the translucent cartilage of his earlobe. That is the genius of Jamesport artist Charles Wildbank. You know his workâ€”itâ€™s graced the covers of Danâ€™s Papers more than nine times, most recently in April of 2012. His photorealism compositions evoke deep emotion and his new abstracts delight the eye and the senses with swirls and layers. And you can see the originals now at the Jedediah Hawkins Gallery in Jamesport, through June 24.
that is 18 feet high. As the size of his canvases have grown, so has the scope of his work. His current show reflects a new direction with abstract pieces and a focus on the elements, particularly water and large waves. â€œWater is timeless,â€? he says. The computer has also altered the way he approaches his work. â€œItâ€™s fast â€“ you have an instant preview,â€? and he likes the effects he can achieve with tools like Photoshop and iBrush. It also allows him to show his work anywhere in the world. Always expanding his art and his perspective, Wildbank says â€œI have done some sculpture in alabaster and I am
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LIVE MUSIC AT PECONIC BAY WINERY: CAROLINE DOCTOROW 1-6 p.m. 31320 Main Road, Cutchogue. Reservations recommended, 631-734-7361. LIVE MUSIC ON THE PAVILION AT BEDELL CELLARS ON SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS 1-5 p.m. 36225 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Custom catering boxed lunches with items lobster rolls with pasta and cookies for $15; Twin Fork Oysters featuring a full raw bar (priced per item). 631-734-7537, www.bedellcellars.com.
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thursday, june 21 1st ANNUAL LONG ISLAND GREEN INFRASTRUCTURE CONFERENCE & EXPO 8 a.m. – 4 p.m., Brookhaven National Laboratory, 2 Center Street, Upton. The conference will provide municipal officials, planners, consultants, property owners, developers, and others with the information they need to understand and implement the latest innovations in water resource protection. Professional education credits are being offered by both the Suffolk County Cornell Cooperative Extension and the Long Island Chapter of the United States Green Building Council. For more information, visit www.ligiconference.org. OPEN MIC NIGHT AT PECONIC BAY WINERY 6-9 p.m. 31320 Main Road, Cutchogue. Join MC Rocky Divello for an open mic at the winery. For information, call 631-734-7361.
friday, june 22 “MEET THE ARTISTS” 5-7 p.m. Lenz Winery, 38355 Rt. 25 Main Rd., Peconic. The Family Residents and Essential Enterprises, Inc., (FREE) and The Lenz Winery host reception for art exhibit created by individuals with autism and other developmental disabilities. The artists participate in art therapy programs offered by FREE. 516-870-1621. www.familyres.org, www.lenzwine.com. DIGNITY MEMORIAL VIETNAM WALL 6 p.m. Friday, Dignity Memorial Vietnam Wall will commence at 6 p.m. Closing ceremonies on Sunday, 6/24 at 3 p.m. From the traditional playing of Reveille each morning and Taps each evening, special events will be scheduled throughout the four day period. For more information, visit wwwcalvertonmemorial.com. ALAN SIPIAGIN QUINTET 6 p.m. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Road, Cutchogue. An international jazz legend. Reservations strongly recommended. Bring a Picnic! Call 631-734-7361. FRIDAY NIGHT FIRE PITS: JAMESPORT VINEYARDS 7 p.m. 1216 Main Rd., Jamesport. Serving wine until 9 p.m. 631-722-5256, www.jamesportwines.com.
saturday, june 23 SHELTER ISLAND FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m. – 12:30 p.m. Saturdays. Shelter Island Historical Society, 16 South Ferry Rd., SI. Through 9/22. GREENPORT FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Saturdays. United Methodist Church, 621 Main St., Greenport. Through 10/13.
LIVE MUSIC AT DILIBERTO WINERY: SINGER/GUITARIST ROBERT POE 2-5 p.m. Diliberto Winery, 250 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631722-3416. LIVE MUSIC AT LIEB CELLARS 2-6 p.m., Saturdays. 35 Cox Neck Lane, Mattituck. Rain or shine, on the lawn with Adirondack chairs, croquet, picnic quilts and tables. Dog-friendly on the lawn. Points East with Brian Cummings performs. For more information, call 631-298-1942, www.liebcellars.com. LIGHTHOUSE CRUISES Day Cruises 7/14, 7/28, 8/4, 10/6, 9 a.m.–3 p.m. Evening Cruises 6/23, 7/21, 8/18, 4-7 p.m. East End Seaport Museum, GRPT. Informative and fun cruises to see the offshore lighthouses of Long Island Sound and Gardiner’s Bay. $95 adult. $60 teen/child. 631-477-2100 or www.eastendseaport.org. AMAZING ART & GREAT CRAFT BEER – YOU DECIDE! 6-9 p.m., Greenport Harbor Brewing Company, 234 Carpenter Street, Greenport. Join us as we celebrate Montauk Artist Dalton Portella. Artist Reception. daltonportella.com, harborbrewing.com.
sunday, june 24 RIVERHEAD CARDBOARD BOAT RACE 9:30 a.m. registration/inspection, 11:30 a.m. Hula Hoop contest. Peconic Riverfront, RVHD. Build your own boat from cardboard and duct tape and race in one of four categories. All boats must have a name. Awards and prizes given. 631-727-0048, www.riverheadbid.com. STAND UP PADDLEBOARDING WITH PADDLE DIVA 9:30 – 11 a.m. Beginners’ lesson 8:30-9 a.m. New Suffolk Waterfront, New Suffolk Ave. and First St., New Suffolk. Learn how to SUP or polish your skills as you tour the bay and surrounding waters on a stand up paddleboard. newsuffolkwaterfront.org, www.paddlediva.com. LIVE MUSIC AT PECONIC BAY WINERY 1-5 p.m. 31320 Main Road, Cutchogue. Live music featuring the Chris and Eddie Duo. Reservations recommended, call 631-734-7361. LIVE MUSIC ON THE PAVILION AT BEDELL CELLARS ON SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS 1-5 p.m. 36225 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Custom catering boxed lunches, with items lobster rolls with pasta and cookies for $15; Twin Fork Oysters featuring a full raw bar (priced per item). 631-734-7537, www.bedellcellars.com. PARADE OF AMERICAN FLAGS AT THE SOUTHOLD INDIAN MUSEUM 2 p.m. As part of a lecture series, Professor Fred Drewes is professor emeritus, Suffolk Community College in the field of biology and human ecology. Suggested donation is $5 for nonmember, free for members. Visitors are invited to tour the museum as well. Refreshments will be served. An RSVP is appreciated. Call the museum at 765-5577 and leave a message. LIVE MUSIC AT DILIBERTO WINERY: SINGER/GUITARIST MIKE DUCA 2-5 p.m. Diliberto Winery, 250 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-3416.
monday, june 25 WINE CAMP FOR ADULTS 6/25 – 6/28. A four-day, three-night adventure in the world of Long Island wines that will take you from the vine to the wine in the bottle. Meet winemakers and vineyard owners for educational, hands-on time. Enjoy meals featuring local fare and wines. 631-495-9744, winecamp.org. 16592
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CARDBOARD BOAT RACE 9:30 a.m. (see below) MOONLIGHT MONDAYS AT COREY CREEK VINEYARDS 5-9 p.m. 45470 Main Rd., Rte. 25, Southold. Custom catering barbecue with menu items including pulled pork sandwiches, hot dogs, Angus burgers and lobster rolls. Offering a full raw bar, priced per item. 631-765-4168, www.bedellcallers.com.
tuesday, june 26 TWILIGHT TUESDAYS AT COREY CREEK VINEYARDS 5-9 p.m. Points east at Corey Creek. 45470 Main Rd., Rte. 25, Southold. Live music on the deck overlooking the vineyard. Rolling in Dough pizza truck serving pies and individual slices for purchase. 631-765-4168, www.bedellcellars.com.
wednesday, june 27 EAST END WOMEN’S NETWORK MEETING 5:30 p.m. Georgio’s, 100 Fox Hill Drive, Baiting Hollow. Bringing together women of diverse accomplishments to educate, network and share interests, experiences and career opportunities. Program will include high school student EEWN scholarship winners, as they read their essays on “Why It Is Important for Women to Support One Another.” $35 Members, $40 Nonmembers includes dinner and program, cash bar. Reservations required. 631-727-3777, www.eewn.com. 5th ANNUAL FRIENDS OF ELIZABETH BENEFIT 5:30 p.m. 177 Meeting House Creek Inn, Meeting House Creek Road, Aquebogue. Come to support Elizabeth Rather in her fight against multiple sclerosis. Live music, drinks and dinner. Tickets $55. RSVP to: friends of Elizabeth, P.O. Box 584, Jamesport NY 11947.
friday, june 29 EHM ROCK ART SHOW 6/29-7/8, 10 a.m. – 10 p.m. (closes Sundays at 8 p.m.). Jedediah Hawkins Inn (located in the barn art gallery), 400 South Jamesport Ave., Jamesport. Features artwork created by rock stars, famous rock photographs, gold records, concert posters, Beatles animation and more. Show is free, all works are available to purchase. Featuring special guest Gary Sohmer, an appraiser for 13 seasons on the television program, “Antiques Roadshow,” on 6/29 and 6/30 from 10 a.m. – 10 p.m., and 7/1 from 10 a.m. – noon. 610-389-1807, store.rockartshow.com.
upcoming events TASTE OF TWO FORKS 7/14, 7:30-10 p.m., VIP admission at 6:30 p.m. Sayre Park, 154 Snake Hollow Road, BH. The food and wine event in the Hamptons returns for its second year. Hosted by Chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten and Nicole Miller, the 2012 Ambassador of “TASTE.” A portion of the proceeds will benefit local food pantries through Have a Heart Community Trust. $225 VIP admission, $150 general admission. www.danstasteoftwoforks.com. 22nd ANNUAL BOOK AND AUTHOR LUNCHEON: DICK CAVETT 6/30. Ram’s Head Inn, 108 Ram Island Dr., SI. This Emmy award-winning talk show host and comedian and his wife, fellow author Martha Rogers, Ph.D., will be the featured guests. The event will be moderated by TV journalist & best-selling author, Gary Paul Gates. Copies of Dick Cavett’s newest book, Talk Show, and Martha Rogers’ co-authored book Extreme Trust will be available for purchase and autographing at the luncheon. This event is sponsored by The Friends of the Shelter Island Public Library. $75 ($45 of which is tax-deductible). Reservations and choose your entrée, 631-749-0042.
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IF â€œLIFE IS A GRRUFF,â€?
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Carb lovers follow me over to Carissaâ€™s Breads to choose from a selection of assorted breads and baked goods. Baked fresh daily just for you by artisan baker Carissa Waechter of Amagansett. Next up, stop by Darcyâ€™s Delights and try a few more standout bread selections including pumpkin, banana, lemon, butter, zucchini and carrot. Dawnâ€™s Delicious Delights offers up gluten-free cookies, pie in a jar, fresh scones, brownies and more and Night Owl Baker creates a twist with wild yeasted, triple fermented naturally leavened bread from organic blended flours. Make way for lots of honey. East End Apiaries carries the most delightful local honey for that perfect cup of tea. Decadence at its best! Treat yourself to a bit of Fat Ass Fudge made from goatâ€™s milk. Brownies, fudge sauce and toffee are a few additional favorites available as well. Mecox Bay Dairy offers a range of artisanal raw milk cheeses, grass fed beef and pasteurized pork. Sweet Andieâ€™s Cookies is the perfect match for an ice cold glass of organic milk. Quail Hill Farm/Peconic Land Trust offers the freshest vegetables, herbs, chicken and duck eggs. In addition, Reginaâ€™s Farm and Goodale Farms offer customers the freshest and most crisp produce, ripe fruits and baked goods. Open Minded Organics offers naturally grown fresh and dried mushrooms; herbs; flowersÂ and produce. Pierpontâ€™s Blossoms Farms displays an exciting assortment of plants, flowers and cut flowers for the home of a special person in your life. For those market goers and foodies who are in search of unique edible delights, check out Hormanâ€™s Best Pickles. This 3rd generation pickling vendor offers the best artisanal pickles on the East End.
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W here can you find the freshest and best artisanal food delights on the East End? In the heart of Montauk! The Montauk Farmers Market is now open every Thursday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. on the Green. Come and peruse a variety of exquisite vendors and wow your taste buds. Hereâ€™s the rundown. Amagansett Sea Salt Co., offers up their artisanal sea salt blends made with care by owners Natalie and Steven Judelson of Amagansett. From the ocean to the bottle, this delicious sea salt is available in a variety of flavors and will compliment any great recipe. Amber Waves Farm will not disappoint with their hand-picked selection of organically grown vegetables in addition to wheat berries and whole-wheat flour. Arlotta Food Studioâ€™s organic olive oil (also offered in flavors) balsamic vinegars, tapenades and artisan pasta are the perfect answer to any home cooked Italian meal. If naturally grown produce is your preference, or you desire a simple pick-me-up bouquet of flowers then Balsam Farms is a great choice.
Fresh preserves anyone? Josephineâ€™s Feast! uses local ingredients and fruits to make preserves, spice rubs, condiments and organic BBQ sauce. If Life is Grruff, treat your special little furry friend to all natural dog treats. These yummy dog treats are made with no preservatives, no salt and no sugar. Your dog will love them! The summer has only begun, but Peteâ€™s Endless Summer BBQ sauces, marinades and rubs will keep the summer rolling along with the perfect flavoring to add to your next family backyard soiree. Next up, and the most important part of dining experience, is the wine! Pindar, Duck Walk and
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awarded to the three best sunset photographs taken from Navy Beach. Judged by photographer Ben Watts. 631-668-6868, www.navybeach.com. SECOND HOUSE MUSEUM OPENING All week except Wednesdays until 10/8. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Montauk Hwy., at 2nd House Rd. The oldest house still standing in MTK. $2. 631-668-5340.
For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg. 64, Calendar pg. 75 Kids Calendar pg. 78, Arts & Galleries Listings pg. 71 THURSDAY, JUNE 21 MONTAUK FARMER’S MARKET ON THE GREEN Thursdays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Through 10/18. 631-668-2428.
LAZY SUNDAYS ON THE BEACH Starting in July, Sundays, All summer long. Gurney’s Inn Resort Spa and Conference Center, 290 Old Montauk Hwy. End your week at the beach with chill music, drink specials, great food and beach volleyball. 631-668-2345, www.gurneysinn.com.
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MAHJONGG 1-4 p.m. Montauk Public Library, 871 Main Street, MTK. 631-688-3377.
WELLNESS WEIGHT LOSS CLASS 6 – 7 p.m. Montauk Public Library, 871 Main Street, MTK. 631-688-3377.
FIRST DAY OF SUMMER READING GROUP Children’s reading groups begin. Montauk Public Library, 871 Main Street, MTK. 631-688-3377.
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KARAOKE WITH JIM AND NANCI Fridays, 10 p.m. All year long. Gurney’s Inn Resort Spa and Conference Center, 290 Old Montauk Hwy. Featuring Kenny the Singing Bartender. Step up to the mic and sing your favorite songs. 631-668-2345, www.gurneysinn.com.
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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE CONCERT SERIES Saturdays. Gurney’s Inn Resort Spa and Conference Center, 290 Old Montauk Hwy,. Select Saturday nights on Montauk’s largest dance floor for dancing, drinking and live music. No cover. 631-668-2345, www.gurneysinn.com.
DJ DANCING Fridays and some Saturdays, 9 p.m. Gurney’s Inn Resort Spa and Conference Center, 290 Old Montauk Hwy. Some of the area’s hottest DJs spin your favorite hits from the 60s to today. Friday and select Saturdays all year long. 631-6682345, www.gurneysinn.com.
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MONTAUK MARINE BASIN SHARK TAG TOURNAMENT 6 a.m. through 6/30, 6 p.m. The Montauk Marine Basin will host the 42nd Annual Shark Tag Tournament. More info may be obtained at 631-668-5900. UPCOMING N THE BACKYARD RESTAURANT AT SOLE EAST 6/30 A special event featuring world-renowned celebrity guest chef Marcus Samuelsson. In celebration with his new memoir Yes, Chef, Samuelsson will prepare a four-course dinner paired with wines by Bedell Cellars, Channing Daughters and Clovis Point. Two seatings will be available, one at 6:30 and one at 9 p.m. Cost to attend dinner is $125 per person plus tax and gratuity. A signed copy of the book Yes, Chef will be included with dinner. Reservations are required and payment must be made in advance. Call 631-
BEACH CONCERT SERIES Starting in July, Tuesdays, all summer long. Gurney’s Inn Resort Spa and Conference Center, 290 Old Montauk Hwy. Reggae, Rock and The Sounds of the Keys. 631-668-2345, www.gurneysinn.com. MONDAY NIGHT CONCERTS ON THE GREEN 7/2, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Monday nights through 8/27. Sponsored by the Montauk Chamber of Commerce. Free. 631-668-2428, www.montaukchamber.com for performers. JULY 4TH FIREWORKS 9-10 p.m. takes place 1/3 mile west of town on the Old Highway at Umbrella Beach. Best viewed from any ocean town beach. Info and credit card donations may be made at Rain date July 5. 631-668-2428, www.montaukchamber.com. PETER AND THE WOLF 7/26. 7 p.m. Montauk Playhouse Community Center Foundation, 240 Edgemere St., MTK. A performance by the Hampton Ballet Theatre School. Celebrating five years of dance, in collaboration with the Hampton Chamber Orchestra and a “celebrity” narrator will perform the enchanting ballet Peter and the Wolf. 631-668-1124. $15. Send calendar listings to email@example.com
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