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open house sun. 6/22 | 3-5pm 10 Carter Road, hampton Bays $799,000 | This decorator’s own home is turn-key. Living room with fireplace, great room, wood floors, eat-in kitchen, dining room, 4 bedrooms, en suite master, upstairs laundry. 2-car garage. Web# H55424. palmer Gaget C 917.929.3449

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Week of June 20–26, 2014 Riders this past week: 13,833 Rider miles this past week: 156,872 DOWN IN THE TUBE The Kardashians, who have their own car at the front of every subway train this summer, were seen everywhere in the subway system. Last Monday afternoon, Kim was on the Southampton platform, Horace was in Montauk heading to Amagansett, Kitty was in Westhampton Beach boarding for Quogue and Pedro was seen getting off a train in Bridgehampton.

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June 20, 2014 Page 33 HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUS Everyone please join Gus Singleton as he celebrates his 52nd birthday next Wednesday in the company cafeteria of the Hamptons Subway building in Hampton Bays. Gus worked for Hamptons Subway as a flagman for many years, then worked as a cook at the Subway Restaurant kiosks on the Hamptons Subway platforms. He looks terrific since he had his stomach stapled. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE It was well intentioned that we built railings this past February at the edges of all the platforms to keep customers from falling or being pushed in front of ongoing trains. But since the motormen can’t always get it right to stop where the breaks in the railings are so often at many stops where nobody can get on and off, we’ve had to take the railings down. Sorry.

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The 1825 Sayre Barn was under reconstruction for a year before it reopened on June 14 with an exhibition of photographs of the barn by Ulf Skogsbergh. Located at the Southampton Historical Museum grounds, the barn has been beautifully restored by historic restoration experts Robert Strada and Dick Baxter, with the help of Tony Winters. Photographs by Kimberly Goff

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he Sagg Bridge was originally built in 1686 by Ezekiel Sandford to make it easier for horse drawn vehicles to get from Mecox to Sagaponack. Without the bridge, one had to go about half a mile further north to roads that went around Sagg Pond. With the bridge, it was faster. In time it became so popular that the small village of Bullhead, which had been set up further to the north in the middle of the South Fork, got identified as the place nearest to the bridge, and that village soon bore the name Bridgehampton. This bridge has been rebuilt and changed over the years, but it has always been a modest structure, barely wide enough for two cars to pass each other. It’s always had a footpath on one side—now a sidewalk—where fishermen can sit by a railing and throw hooks into the water to catch their fish for a nice fresh dinner. Its entire length—it leaps up from the shore on one side of Sagg Pond to hump over the water and come down on the other—is no more than 100 yards. You drive slowly across it because of the hump and the fishermen and also, I think, because it is so picturesque. I cannot recall a single accident on it. And it remains today in the

concrete-and-steel configuration that replaced the wooden bridge in 1923, a century ago. After that it could easily handle cars, small trucks and farm tractors up to a capacity of 4 tons. It’s fair to say that the Sagg Bridge, as it has come to be known, is probably the only historic bridge on the South Fork. It is to the Hamptons what covered bridges are to New England: historic, beautiful, unique and, at least from the bureaucratic point of view—completely substandard. The Town of Southampton has proposed to bring this bridge up to current motoring standards—make the lanes wider, add additional steel railings to keep people from falling off (into the water ten feet below) strengthen it underneath, raise the level of it where it leaps up from the shoreline so there is less of a hump—so you wind up with a bridge that is safer, stronger and no longer necessary to slow down for. Of course, the sidewalks will have to go. Nobody should be walking across this bridge, anyway, unless they want to get killed. Fishing? Forget it. Needless to say, there are a few of us, this writer among them, who want to keep the beautiful historic old bridge in exactly the same configuration as it is now. Strengthen it from underneath, by all means. But leave how it looks alone.

As a matter of fact, we already saved it. It was in the early 1980s, a whole generation ago. The proposal at the time came from the county, which would use federal funds to re-do the bridge wider, stronger and uglier. It would also need to meet federal bridge standards, which at the time meant the strength to carry 40-ton vehicles, such as military tanks. Should America be invaded, Sagaponack, Mecox and Bridgehampton would not stand in the way of a brisk defense. Needless to say, back then there were demonstrations and protests in the community to save this bridge. People carried signs and walked back and forth across the bridge. The late painter Robert Dash made an oil painting of the old bridge whose sale benefited the Save the Bridge committee. I still have a program from a concert held at the Beebe Windmill on Ocean Road in Bridgehampton one Saturday afternoon, whose proceeds also went to the Save the Bridge committee. Why should I have saved this program? Well, as it happened, I had a band at the time that performed at this concert. It was the only band I ever had and the only concert my band played in. A crowd of 500 people stood on that lawn and as Dan’s Rocky Mountain Boys played “You Are My Sunshine,” “The (Cont’d on next page)

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Bridge (Continued from previous page) at a certain point, had entrants running across the bridge. There may have still been pedestrians walking across that closed bridge and there may have been fishermen— they didn’t weigh very much, so there was no danger to the bridge—but it was then ruled that our race, which had about 700 runners, would be putting too much of a strain on the bridge. What was going on? I inquired. The fear was that the runners would cross it in lockstep, as when a band marches along. I pointed out that the start of the race was two miles back and by the time they got to the bridge, all the runners were way spread out down the road. There would be no lockstep. These were pedestrians, just like any others. The bureaucrats relented. But they insisted on a requirement: It was necessary that we post an official at the foot of the bridge to shout to runners to be careful not to cross in lockstep. Our official could also stop the race by waving his arms if the bridge collapsed or started shaking badly. We complied. At the time, our race benefitted Stony Brook University Hospital. They volunteered a resident in the Psychiatry Department. We had a young psychiatrist at the entrance to the bridge watching out for lockstep. (See photo on page 48.) Well, here is where things stand today. Today the bridge is no longer being maintained by the county. It is being overseen instead by the Town of Southampton, in which it resided until 2005. In that year, the (Continued on page 48) Print, Mark Humphrey Gallery

Wabash Cannonball” and “The Battle of New Orleans,” everybody sang along and cheered or, annoyingly, just continued to talk to one another, chattering away as we played. It was one of the highlights of my life. I played autoharp and harmonica and sang. I also have a clipping from The New York Times dated February 7, 1988, the year following the concert, which proclaims that after this five-year battle swayed back and forth, we won. A new county supervisor was elected, Patrick Halpin. He addressed himself to this problem. “I am a preservationist,” he said. “We will repair the Sagg Bridge with county money. There will be no federal Robert Dash’s “Sagg Bridge” money.” The county had reversed itself. Turns out somebody forgot to fill out a form. And so we saved the bridge. Had they built new one, it would have cost a ton of money and During the 1990s, there was a paper being would have lasted 50 years (so said The Times). handed around which went out to the towns Instead, only half a ton of money was spent, and and villages in which it was asked what was with the repairs it would need more work in 15 historic and should be saved. The windmills got to 25 years. on it, the lighthouse got on it. They forgot the So here it is, 25 years later. Well, 29 years Sagg Bridge. later. We got an extra four years out of it. And Before I explain the more complicated story now the bureaucrats are faced with what to involving the current battle, I would like to do with the Sagg Bridge again. And once again, point out that the bureaucrats currently are they propose to turn it into ugly and awful, but pulling the same trick as the bureaucrats did safe—safe for motorists, anyway. Again the in the 1980s. To get people to agree the bridge sidewalk goes, again the fishermen go. Again had to be brought up to snuff, they declared it the railing gets raised, again the hump gets so rickety as to be about to fall down, so it got lowered by raising the approaches. It will be up closed to vehicular traffic. Back then, they shut it for TWO YEARS. to snuff for tanks. At that time, we were running the 10K Dan’s DON’T YOU GUYS REMEMBER? WE SAVED Papers PotatoHampton Minithon, which, THE BRIDGE.


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t is amazing to me how the cream of the literary world is pitching in to make the Dan’s Papers $6,000 Literary Prize a success. The reason, I think, is neither me nor the paper. It is the fact that this competition, which allows just about anyone familiar with the eastern end of Long Island to enter a nonfiction essay and try to win this prize, helps promote good writing in America. The prize for our competition is one of the largest—if not the largest—for nonfiction in the country. This is the third year we have run this competition. Each year the format is the same. The contest opens in the spring, hopefuls go to LiteraryPrize.danspapers.com and enter essays of 600 to 1,500 words there (the contest closes July 21), prominent judges read them and grade them, and then we hold the awards ceremony in late August on a Saturday afternoon at the John Drew Theater in East Hampton. We give out $5,000 and a trophy to the winner. There are two runners-up prizes of $500 each.

In the first year, Len Riggio, the Chairman of Barnes & Noble, gave out the prize. The keynote speech was read by two=time Pulitzer Prize winner Bob Caro, and the winning entry, by James Keith Phillips, who is a Shinnecock Indian, was read by Emmy winner Pia Lindstrom. In the second year, Pia again read the winning entry. Author E.L. Doctorow of Sag Harbor gave the keynote address, and the award was presented by Martin Shepard, the prominent book publisher to Susan Duff for her essay “Moving Through Water.” Earlier this year, I began preparing for the awards ceremony again. I secured a date with Ruth Appelhof, the executive director of Guild Hall and the John Drew Theater, for Saturday afternoon, August 16. I also secured a reader for the winning entry. It will be Academy Award winning actor Mercedes Ruehl. For the keynote speaker, I reached out by email to Walter Isaacson, the author of numerous biographies, the best known of which is the #1 New York Times bestseller Steve Jobs. His prior biography, Einstein, also was a #1 bestseller,

and, as it happened, I have enjoyed reading both of theseand also all the other biographies he has written. I know Isaacson personally as well, for both of us have participated in the Artist-Writers softball game held on the sandlot ball field in Herrick Park in East Hampton every year in August. He plays second base for the writers. I umpire from behind the mound. In any case, I wrote Isaacson at length about the literary event at the John Drew Theater and asked him if he would deliver the keynote speech. I got a disappointing reply. “Gee, Dan, I am sorry, but I may still be in Colorado then. I can’t commit because I need to remain flexible due to my Aspen Institute duties. All the best, Walter” About a week later, still wrestling with who else I might ask, I discovered that the date for the awards ceremony was the same day as the Artist-Writers Game. My first reaction was shock. Our advertising had now gone out. Our press releases. Our stories had been in the paper about August 16. (Cont’d on next page)

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There was no changing it. But then I looked into it further. The game starts at 2 p.m. and usually lasts 3 hours. Our event starts at 4:30 p.m. and is over by 5 p.m. On the other hand, the John Drew Theater is just a quarter-mile down Main Street from the ball field. Obviously, if I got everything set up at the event, I could umpire at least the first inning, maybe the second, and be back there by 3 p.m. But what about Isaacson? Well, he had spoken and he had turned us down. “I understand,” I wrote. “This is the day, by the way, of the Artist-Writers Game, if that makes any difference. Hope it does. But probably not. We will miss you.” His reply startled me. “Is it after the game?”

After the speech, Walter Isaacson will be bundled back to the game by his specially selected chauffeur. The thing about the Artist-Writers Game is that many of the participants will move mountains to attend it. I recall years ago when Malcolm Forbes, the publisher of Forbes magazine at that time, held a huge, wildly expensive weekend-long birthday party for himself in Morocco. His guests would be brought in by private jet. Then at the end of the weekend, they would be jetted home.

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That year, the multi-millionaire Mort Zuckerman, who owned The Atlantic and U.S. News and World Report, was jetted over at the beginning of the weekend, but then jetted back to New York so he could pitch for the writers at the game in East Hampton. That is just one example. Bill Clinton has been in this game. So have Christie Brinkley, Roy Scheider, Alec Baldwin, Paul Simon and about a hundred more regulars. In any case, what I was getting back from Walter was that whatever else came along with his Washington-based Aspen Institute, he’d be sure to be in the Hamptons on the Saturday of the Artist-Writers game. And that gave me this crazy idea. It was a long shot. It hangs on the fact that lots of people play in the game, more than there are positions for. And so the coaches, with clipboards, swap players in and out. Only a few players play the whole game. So here is exactly what I wrote Walter Isaacson: “Game begins at 2 p.m. Crowd begins to settle in at John Drew Theater at 4:30 p.m. and we begin at 4:45 p.m. with your remarks. I would introduce you. It would likely be around the fourth inning (if the game starts around 2:45 p.m. after the introductions and the anthem, etc.) We’d text you, chauffeur you over the quarter mile to the stage entrance, have the car wait 10 minutes while you spoke (in uniform), and chauffeur you back. I’ll be at the game too, but will leave after the first inning’s umpiring to go to John Drew.” Here was his answer. “I’m happy to do this. All the best, Walter” Walter Isaacson, in full baseball uniform, perhaps covered with dust from a slide into second, will appear at the Dan’s Papers $6,000 Literary Prize awards ceremony to deliver the keynote speech at precisely, or approximately, 4:15 p.m. Whatever is going on at that moment, perhaps the music accompanying the seating of the crowd—this event is standing-room only— will be interrupted by a brief introduction from me and then this speech, delivered by Mr. Isaacson with perhaps his baseball cap askew, after which he will be bundled back to the game by his specially selected chauffeur. I have thought long and hard about who that chauffeur might be. That person will have to be out in the parking lot with the motor running at precisely 4:15 p.m. They will have to leave the car and fetch Isaacson from either the dugout or from out in the field. And they will have to ferry him over to the theater, then wait, then bring him back. I can’t do this. I have to be at the event. Who do I trust? I briefly thought to ask one man I trust, the Mayor of East Hampton, Paul Rickenbach, who gives the grand introduction at the game, to do this, but I decided I didn’t want to burden him with it. In any event, he might decide to ask a police officer to drive Isaacson back and forth in a police car—which might be okay but which might turn out to get him and the chief in trouble. And so I asked my wife, Chris. When she says she will do something, she does it. She will be there, and she will offer him a delightful ride over and back. August 16 is going to be some day. To enter the Dan’s Papers Literary Prize for Nonfiction, visit LiteraryPrize.danspapers.com.


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breathed a whole lot easier then. But as years went by, local residents began to get really fed up with the FAA and its inability to control airport noise. It was true that houses were being built closer and closer to the airport, so there were more people to complain. But now more planes and helicopters were going in and out, flying low over everybody’s houses. It was becoming intolerable. In response, the FAA set up all sorts of new flight patterns for arriving aircraft. But, frankly, none of them worked. The FAA took an “on the one hand this and the other hand that” approach to the needs of the pilots and the homeowners. And so now East Hampton is toying with the idea of throwing the FAA out— the airport is owned by the Town—and running the operation themselves without FAA help, as they used to. There are, it turns out, other airports in the country about the size of East Hampton that set their own rules. What the hell do we need the FAA for? The rich and famous

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At a board meeting last week, East Hampton Town voted to increase the fees for landings and takeoffs by 10%. They also voted on a measure that would increase the town charges for “fuel flow” when the planes gas up. The second resolution—to increase fuel flowage fees by 15 cents a gallon—was tabled. But the first passed, and is expected to bring in an additional $100,000 in revenue. The other piece of news was the release of a new study that concludes the Town can run the airport and make money without the FAA. East Hampton Airport should free itself of the FAA. When they do, here are some rules they could put in place. 1. A plane that rolls in very noisily and produces complaints from neighbors should

Detain every 100th passenger arriving on a plane at East Hampton Airport. There need be no rhyme or reason to this. be given the heave-ho. As it comes taxiing in, officers from the East Hampton Airport Police sound the alarm, hop in their jeeps, meet the plane halfway down the runway, and force it to turn around and take back off and never come back. We’d write down the big numbers you see on the underside of the wings. An elephant never forgets. 2. The FAA does not require a security check

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at small airports such as ours that it controls. But we have an international clientele and should have a security check. There’s lots of money to be made at a security check. If we tighten up the readings on the x-ray machines, we could locate valuable jewelry and wristwatches. The rich are loaded with them. Diamonds are sharp, will cut through anything and are surely a terrorist threat. They have no place on an aircraft and we should confiscate them. These baubles can be confiscated, collected in bins, sorted through and distributed to the citizenry later. 3. Aircraft impounding. Here’s more money to be made. Put up “No Parking” signs and signs reading “10 Minute Parking Only” and signs reading “This space for Disabled Only.” Planes violating the law get turned over to the town-owned towing company, which will show up, connect the hook and cart off the offender. Fines would be $10,000 a day plus $500 for the tow. Since these offenses would be considered court cases, with lawyers and judges and stenographers and so forth, it could take a week or two before a judgment is rendered. Besides the fines piling up, we could allow some of the locals to hop in, fire them up and fly off to do touch-and-goes and get the feel of an aircraft that is state-of-the-art for the rich and famous. 4. You know about the luggage fees on aircraft now, which can be $50 and $60? Charge $70 for rolling a piece of luggage through the terminal, either toward or away from the plane. 5. Make it clear that bribery is a way of life at the airport. The Mayor, with his palm greased, can get you through the airport terminal, avoiding time-consuming paperwork and passport stamping without problem at East Hampton. 6. Hire one of the locals as an “Airport Commander” and have him in uniform, strolling around on the runways and looking for things that might be out of order. He issues tickets and accepts fines on the spot. 7. Detain every 100th passenger arriving on a plane at East Hampton Airport. There need be no rhyme nor reason to this. Be vague about why they are being detained. It will keep people on their toes. And only release a detainee upon payment of $1,000 cash if a New York resident, $10,000 cash for a celebrity, $50,000 for a hedge fund operator or $5 for a local. 8. Install pay toilets that take quarters on the doors of all the terminal bathrooms. Two quarters gets the door unlocked for you for ten minutes. 9. Charge a fee for watching planes land and take off. 10. Require that all aircraft that land here undergo a daily emissions test and decibel sound check and issue stickers to put on windshields for those that pass. The stickers will be dated, however, and are good only for that day. It seems to me that with these rules in place— the rich will consider them “quaint”—the East Hampton Airport can march proudly into the future, knowing for certain that it has enough money to operate and keep its head above water, the aircraft in line and everybody quiet without the FAA. And that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it?


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What’s in a Name? Changes Afoot at Bay Street Theater

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ay Street Theater has some exciting changes coming up, and they only start with changing the spelling from “Theatre” to “Theater.” Under the stewardship of new artistic director Scott Schwartz, the Sag Harbor staple will be expanding its slate of programming and expanding its educational initiatives. Perhaps the most significant change coming to Bay Street Theater is its rebranding. The new name, Bay Street Theater and Sag Harbor Center for the Arts, reflects the company’s commitment to delivering arts entertainment and education to the Sag Harbor community throughout the year, beyond the summer mainstage season. In addition to the upcoming production of Travesties and world premiere of My Life Is a Musical, Bay Street will present The Bay Street Shakespeare Initiative on August 16 and August 17. This new program will begin with an outdoor staged reading of The Tempest, starring Tony and Obie Award-winning actor John Glover as Prospero. A Broadway and Shakespeare veteran, Glover is currently performing in Much Ado About Nothing at Shakespeare in the Park in Manhattan and recently appeared in Macbeth at Lincoln Center. The August 16 performance will be a paid event at a private residence, with a cocktail reception to follow. The August 17 performance will be free and open to the community at a location to be announced.

scenes, and August 4, “Travesties,” starring “Acting the Song” taught Richard Kind, runs from by Schwartz. June 24–July 19. followed The fall Literature by “My Life Is a Musical” Live! program returns in from July 29–August 31. November with To Kill a For tickets and more Mockingbird, adapted by information on Bay Christopher Sergel. To Street Theater and Sag make the program more Harbor Center for the accessible to schools Arts, including upcoming with limited budgets, stand-up comedy nights Bay Street is working and other special on a new free ticket performances, go to initiative to allow all Scott Schwartz and executive Director Tracy mitchell baystreet.org. students the opportunity For theater reviews and to experience live theater. more arts news, visit DansPapers.com. Jason Ruoff

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Bay Street will also debut BLACKOUT at Bay Street, a late-night cabaret and avant-garde theatrical experience, over three weekends in July and August. This immersive new program, which debuts in the lobby immediately after Travesties on July 18 and July 19, will begin with an all-male burlesque send-up of Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Ernest, “The Importance of Being Oscar.” BLACKOUT at Bay Street will continue in August with other performances, including a cabaret performance by My Life Is a Musical cast members. The Bay Street New Works Festival, which was one of Schwartz’s first projects as Artistic Director back in April, will return in 2015. “I am pleased to announce that based on enthusiasm for the community, in 2015 we will present the second New Works Festival,” Schwartz says. “We are deeply committed to new work at Bay Street, to helping develop the classics of tomorrow, and to giving our audience the chance to see theater you can’t see anywhere else.” Exact dates and plays will be announced in the future. Helping to expand Bay Street’s educational programs is new education director Julia Motyka. Bay Street’s Summer Kids Theater Camp is being offered at both the Southampton Arts Center and Studio 3 in Bridgehampton this year, and teens who are interested in acting and theater can participate in workshops on July 14, which will focus on monologue and

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ederal grants, charitable donations, environmental economics and other monetary moves made waves on the East End this week. RivERSiDE REviTALiZATiOn The planned revitalization of the hamlet of Riverside in Southampton Town got a boost last week when the Suffolk County Legislature budgeted millions of dollars toward the effort over the next three years. Under the 2015–2017 capital budget, which Suffolk County Executive Steve Bellone signed last Friday, $4 million is allocated for the reconstruction of the Riverside

traffic circle in 2016, making it oval-shaped and two lanes, with sidewalks and crosswalks. The project is intended to improve traffic flow and storm-water drainage. An additional $2 million is designated for sewers in future years. $2,500 EACH FOR 20 The Long Island Community Foundation and the board of All For the East End (AFTEE) announced the first grantees of its Building Stronger Neighborhoods Program, supporting organizations serving the East End, awarding a total of $50,000. “We received an overwhelming number of proposals from over 80 community organizations, and it really validates the extent of the needs out on the Island’s East End,”

said David Okorn, Long Island Community Foundation’s executive director. “We are very excited about this collection of organizations and feel it addresses those diverse and important sets of needs within these communities.” With input from the AFTEE Advisory Committee, which included representation from each of the five East End towns, 20 proposals were approved to support projects and programs in the fields of health and welfare, the environment, arts and culture, education, youth development, and animal welfare. The committee members include Vince Taldone, Debra Halpert, Laura Anker, Greg Blass, Ken Pysher and Diane Radigan. “The Long Island Community Foundation provides such needed help of private monies for a variety of nonprofits who are there for the public interest where government is unable to assist,” said Greg Blass, AFTEE Advisory Committee member and former commissioner of the Suffolk County Department of Social Services. OvERDUE $1.2 MiLLiOn FOR FERRy The Cross Sound Ferry will soon be getting an upgrade, which officials say is a long time coming. The ferry service has been awarded a $1.2 million grant, according to Congressman Tim Bishop’s office. The funds, provided by the Federal Transit Administration’s Passenger Ferry Grant Program, will be used to update and make repairs to the terminal in Orient. The main recipient of the ferry’s repair efforts will be 270 feet of bulkhead: retaining walls that prevent continuously crashing waves from eroding away the peninsula of land the ferry uses as a terminal. Plans are also being made to replace the ferry’s vehicle ramps and install new berthing dolphins, the wooden structures that provide boats with a place to moor. The Cross Sound Ferry, which provides transportation between Orient Point and New London, CT, is used by more than 1.1 million people each year. Although the Cross Sound Ferry has only been in operation for about 40 years, ferry service between Long Island and Connecticut has existed since the mid-1880s, and the bulkhead at the terminal is estimated to have been in place since at least the 1940s.

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bridge was no longer fully in Southampton. This is so weird. In that year, the unincorporated hamlet of Sagaponack decided to become incorporated. It did so. It is incorporated today, with a village hall and a mayor and so forth. And the border of the new village runs right down the center of Sagg Pond, which means it runs across the center of the Sagg Bridge. You come down to the bridge on the Mecox side (Mecox is a hamlet in the Town of Southampton) and you go up the hump and across the bridge, but when you arrive 100 yards later down on the other side of the bridge, you are in the Village of Sagaponack. This did not change who is in charge of the bridge, however. That remains Southampton. And the head of the highway department of Southampton, Alex Gregor, seeing that the bridge was once again getting shaky and seeing that federal funds were again available, has re-invented the wheel, creating virtually the same plan—to repair the bridge by lowering the hump, widening the lanes, doing away with the fishermen and raising the railing so god forbid nobody should fall over into the water ten feet below and sue the town—that was presented 30 years ago. He’s pretty adamant about it. He wants the bridge safe for motorists. He wants to bring it up into the 21st century. And he is proceeding apace to get it all approved. Once again, the feds pay. But this approval process has slowed because the Village of Sagaponack and most of the people in Bridgehampton and Mecox apparently object to wiping out the beautiful old lines of this historic bridge. The Mayor of Sagaponack is Don Louchheim. He is, on behalf of his constituents, adamant that the bridge be saved. He is old enough to remember the battle a generation ago, and he was here at that time. And he has the wherewithal. Very wealthy people live in the Village of Sagaponack. Zip code comparisons rate Sagaponack as one of the richest communities in America. So it is King Kong versus Godzilla. And somebody has to give way. Sagaponack presented a plan to take over the care of the bridge from Southampton. It would cost Southampton nothing. Southampton could use the federal money for something else. Southampton rejected it. Sagaponack offered to buy the bridge outright. Southampton rejected that. Sagaponack now says it will have lawyers attempt to get the rest of the bridge by eminent domain, forcing Southampton to sell it. They will do this using the same laws municipalities use to confiscate private property. I think it is time to bring Dan’s Rocky Mountain Boys back for another concert appearance at the Beebe Windmill.


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The Valley Stream native now lives in New Jersey with his wife and three daughters, ages 9, 12 and 15. His family, including his elderly parents, is the greatest inspiration for his jokes and stories. “It’s 80 percent family, and the rest is everything else that is going on with my life and my current observations,” he says of his act, noting, “I don’t hit politics.” And now with a teenager in the house—soon to be two teenagers—there is a lot to draw from. “I’m dealing with a whole new set of problems,” he says. “I have to be more of a detective, I have to be a great interrogator… I have to learn to be a psychologist… It’s exhausting.” The 46-year-old says he’s an ex-metal head who’s “staring at 50.” The way he puts it, he’s “a Courtesy Jim Breuer

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Kind Caught Up in “Travesties” at Bay Street Theater

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ay Street Theater’s summer season continues on Saturday, Tuesday, June 24 with Travesties. A comedy by Tom Stoppard— known for plays that often include abstract storytelling ideas and pose philosophical questions while still being uproariously funny— it stars Hamptonite Richard Kind in a role unlike any he’s played before in his career. “This play is far and away the most difficult [play] I’ve ever touched in my entire life,” Kind says. “That’s one of the reasons I took the role. When you get to my age, you want to meet challenges that make you feel young—and in this case, I’m getting older doing it!” Although he is known to most for his television roles on Spin City and Mad About You, Kind, 57, is certainly no stranger to the stage, having appeared on Broadway in The Tale of the Allergist’s Wife (by Charles Busch, a Bay Street favorite), The Producers and Sly Fox, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and The Big Knife. Kind has received much critical acclaim, earning a Tony nomination and a Drama Desk Award for The Big Knife. “One of the things when you do a lot of TV work, you don’t get to be as good [as you can be],” he says, explaining that he often takes on theater projects that challenge him. “I got to do Candide at the New York City Opera. I can sing, but I’m not an opera singer; I really had to work at it. Those are challenges. But [Travesties] is so dense, so magnificent...I’ve been working on it since March to memorize the lines. I often get asked, ‘How do you memorize all those lines?’ It’s hard. You work hard.” A longtime fan of Stoppard’s work, Kind notes that Travesties was his first exposure to the playwright’s work. “I had absolutely no idea what was going on, but I loved it! I love John Wood, who created [the role I’m playing] Henry Carr. He was the best.” The role was actually written for Wood by Stoppard after they did Rosencrantz and Gildenstern Are Dead. “After that play, [Stoppard] went, ‘Was that play difficult to memorize?’ and Wood said no. So Stoppard challenged him!” Kind says. The rehearsal process has been a learning experience. “We ask a lot of questions,” Kind says. Director Greg Boyd is no stranger to Travesties. “He’s a student of this play—this is the fourth time he’s done it. He’s a huge director. Because of this play, I’ve learned a lot about acting, I’ve started talking about things the way people talk about things [when they’re younger and less learned].” Travesties is a comedy set in Zurich during World War I and focuses on English consular official Henry Carr as he recalls the many encounters he had with other real-life figures such as James Joyce, Lenin and Tristan Tzara. But as Carr reminisces, he ends up tangling the many memories in his head and takes the audience with him on an unpredictable ride through his mind, all the while experiencing a strange production of Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Ernest. Kind wants audiences to know that it’s okay if they feel confused by the action in Travesties. “The audience will not understand what’s going on,” Kind laughs. “They should not feel at all inadequate or dumb. But they will have a great time no matter what. This is an important thing:

This play is a blast. Any that. At the end of play that combines Season 2, you find out pie fights, striptease, about the pink bear James Joyce and Oscar that was floating in the Wilde...it’s wild—and pool with the missing Wilde. Most things we eye. Once you learned see today are linear. what it was, wasn’t it ‘This guy did this, exciting? Eventually then this happened.’ in Travesties, you’ll We’re used to linear have that same kind of narratives. Travesties feeling.” is a roller coaster of Kind rehearses with the cast of “Travesties” styles, ideas and people. “Travesties” runs from It’s fascinating. Major real-life historical figures June 24–July 19 at Bay Street Theater. For tickets are treated comically, but also as real people. and more information, call 631-725-9500 or go to “You know Breaking Bad? It’s kind of like baystreet.org. Courtesy Bay Street Theater

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..whatever it is….is ok???” Inez MacDonald adds, “Wow. This is one extraordinarily unattractive sculpture.” Of course, if something falls within the municipal code, our laws can’t dictate what is and what is not in good taste, barring those that deal with the pornographic or profane—and Baechler’s work is clearly neither of these. When it comes to British artist Damien Hirst and his equally monumental sculpture “The Virgin Mother,” the lines are a bit more blurry. Real estate mogul and art collector Aby Rosen recently installed Hirst’s 33-foot, painted bronze sculpture of an anatomically revealed pregnant woman, with exposed fetus, on the lawn of his Old Westbury mansion. Rosen’s neighbors were, as anyone could’ve predicted, up in arms—though “The Virgin Mother” is no more graphic than a medical textbook. Each of us, after all, is made of flesh, muscle and bone. Perhaps it’s the exposed breasts that offended people? Or is it the baby in utero that somehow smacks of abortion despite appearing safe and sound, if a little exposed, in its mother’s womb? Hirst designed the sculpture to suggest Edgar Degas’ 1881 bronze “Little Dancer of Fourteen Years,” which, he explains, makes people uneasy. “It is kind of naughty; she shouldn’t really be pregnant,” Hirst says on his website. “I wanted a feeling of that. Anyone who is pregnant looks old enough, that’s the problem.” The New York Times reports that, in response to complaints, Old Westbury is holding a public hearing to discuss a law that would limit statues’ height to 25 feet—despite the fact that Rosen’s Hirst is only visible from a private road leading to his property and two neighboring homes. No law specifically limiting statue size currently exists in the Hamptons codebooks, but a sculpture may be considered an “accessory structure,” which does have limitations. Some may recall a similar case involving Larry Rivers’ famous “Legs” sculpture in Sag Harbor. When Vered Gallery owners Vered and Janet Lehr bought the legs—once installed at Smithaven Mall—and installed them outside their converted Baptist church home on Madison Street, some people were, once again, as expected, enraged. Sag Harbor officials went after the gallerists and ordered the masterpiece be removed in 2012, but it remains standing as the fight heads toward our highest courts. For now though, it seems the village may have backed off from its unpopular crusade, and the case may never see another courtroom. As Vered once said (to paraphrase), the “Legs” sculpture is no more of an eyesore than those inflatable snowmen so many of us suffer viewing on neighbors’ lawns during the winter. And isn’t that the point? Is Rosen not within his rights to enjoy art on his own property? Most so-called McMansions wedged onto land in the Hamptons are far more offensive than someone’s creative expression, are they not? Public art has value, and without erecting something completely boring and homogenized, it’s unlikely the Hamptons Business District or any homeowner will find something that doesn’t offend someone. We have so many other places to combat bad taste in the Hamptons, so, until someone proposes installing something truly profane or pornographic on our streets, let’s leave art out of the fight.


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This week’s cover artist, Scott Bluedorn, was born and raised on the East End. After studying at both Savannah College of Art and Design and of School of Visual Arts, he started an artist collective that later became a gallery, Neoteric Fine Art, in Amagansett. Whether crafted from driftwood or drawn in ink, his work reflects a connection to the sea, with a touch of mysticism and other-worldliness. True to his

austere puritan architecture that accompanied the period that has become a symbol of our local heritage.

There’s something nostalgic about “House of the Whale.” To what do you attribute the historical vibe? “House of the Whale” was initially inspired by old weathered fishing shacks I saw on a trip to Nova Scotia. Old shingled houses, which we have plenty of in East Hampton, have actually spawned a new direction in my work. I’m very interested in our colonial history and the

Some of your work seems surrealist. Does your imagery come from dreams? Surrealism as a genre has greatly influenced me. The work of Salvador Dali and Magritte, in the way their images are immediate and impactful through realism and yet rooted in the upwelling of the subconscious, is something I strive for in my work. I wouldn’t say my images come from actual dreams, but they come from dream-feelings. The act of levitation in particular, which is very dream-like, plays a large part in the atmosphere of these drawings.

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Southampton Rose Society Annual Rose Competition The Southampton Rose Society's 38th annual Rose Show was held Saturday at the Rogers Memorial Library, where the society maintains a rose garden. Photographs by Kimberly Goff

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Paddlers for Humanity Benefit for Michael Farrell and Sharon Losee On Tuesday night the East End community came together at the Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett for a benefit for Michael and Sharon, organized by Paddler's For Humanity. Farrell was a beloved bartender at the Talkhouse who now has cancer and Alzheimer's. His wife, Sharon Losee, has become his full-time caregiver. There was a silent auction and raffle with items donated from throughout the community. Photographs by Daniel Gonzalez

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SHeLteR ISLAnD RUn 5:30 p.m. Benefiting local charities. 5K walk, 10K run. Boston Marathon 2014 winner Meb Keflezighi to attend. Shelter Island High School, 33 N Ferry Road, Shelter Island. 631-749-0302 shelterislandrun.com

FRIDAY, JUNE 20

Summer Soltice at Martha Clara 7–10 p.m. (see listing at left)

“ALWAYS… PAtSY cLIne” At SUFFoLK tHeAteR 8 p.m. A musical based on the true story of Patsy Cline’s friendship with a fan, Louise Seger. $45. Suffolk Theater, 118 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4343 suffolktheater.com

afternoons at the library. Riverhead Free Library, 330 Court Street, Riverhead. 631-727-3228 riverheadlibrary.org

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VIneS & cAnIneS eDUcAtIonAL VIneYARD WALK 10 a.m. Bring your dog for a walk through the vineyard. Donation of non-perishable dog or cat food item for local shelters required. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Avenue, Riverhead. 631-298-0075 marthaclaravineyards.com

GIRLS nIGHt oUt At cooPeRAGe Inn 3:30–10 p.m. Enjoy $5 appetizers & cosmos, $15 full dinner menu, & more specials. Every Wednesday, 2218 Sound Avenue, Calverton. 631-727-8994 cooperageinn.com

MAttItUcK FARMeRS MARKet 3–6 p.m. Through 10/31. 95 Love Lane, Mattituck.

THuRSDAy, juNE 26 SUMMeR RIVeRHeAD FARMeRS MARKet 11 a.m.–4 p.m. Through 9/25. 431 East Main Street, Riverhead.

AUtHoR VISIt AnD BooK SIGnInG WItH MARY HoGAn 7 p.m. The author of Two Sisters: A Novel appears. Bill Persky introduces her. Shelter Island Public Library, 37 North Ferry Road, Shelter Island. 631-749-0042 shelterislandpubliclibrary.org

HAPPY HoUR/LADIeS nIGHt At BAItInG HoLLoW 5–9 p.m. $5 glasses of wine, beer. Free wine-a-rita and souvenir glass for ladies 7–9 p.m. Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard, 2114 Sound Avenue, Baiting Hollow. 631-369-0100 bhfvineyard.com

LIVe MUSIc At tWeeD’S 7–10 p.m. Various artists on Friday Nights. 17 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-3151 tweedsrestaurant.com

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SUMMeR SoLStIce conceRt At MARtHA cLARA 7–10 p.m. Featuring 2 Man Acoustical Jam and The Scofflaws. $15 in advance/$25 at the door. All tickets include glass of wine. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Avenue, Riverhead. 631-298-0075 marthaclaravineyards.com

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LIVe MUSIc At MARtHA cLARA VIneYARDS 1–4 p.m. Free admission, additional cost for wine and food. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Avenue, Riverhead. 631-298-0075 marthaclaravineyards.com

MAttItUcK FARMeRS MARKet 3–6 p.m. Meet a wide variety of Long Island farmers and food purveyors. Through 10/31. 95 Love Lane, Mattituck. FIReFLY FRIDAYS At LIeB ceLLARS 5–8 p.m. Live music by The Gerards, food provided by the Roaming Fork. Lieb Cellars 35 Cox Neck Road, Mattituck. 631-734-1100 liebcellars.com

PeRLMAn MUSIc PRoGRAM ALUMnI RecItALS 7:30–9:30 p.m. Alumni perform. $25 adults, free for 18 and under. Perlman Music Program, 73 Shore Road, Shelter Island Heights. 212-877-5045

LIVe MUSIc At BAItInG HoLLoW FARM VIneYARD 2–6 p.m. No cover. Baiting Hollow Vineyard, 2114 Sound Avenue, Baiting Hollow. 631-369-0100 bhfvineyard.com

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LIVe MUSIc At tWeeD’S 7–10 p.m. Various artists perform at Tweed’s on Friday nights. 17 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-3151 tweedsrestaurant.com

SHeLteR ISLAnD FARMeRS MARKet 9 a.m.–12:30 p.m. Through 9/6. 16 South Ferry Road, Shelter Island.

DAILY eVentS At LonG ISLAnD AQUARIUM 10 a.m.–5 p.m. Various events at the Long Island Aquarium and Exhibition Center, 431 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9200 longislandaquarium.com

jAZZ SUMMIt At SUFFoLK tHeAteR 8 p.m. Featuring Mallet Mine, Tito Puente, Jr. and Bernard Purdie. $40. Suffolk Theater, 118 E Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4343 suffolktheater.com

GReenPoRt FARMeRS MARKet 9 a.m.–1 p.m. 621 First Street, Greenport. WeeKLY RIVeRHeAD FARMeRS MARKet 11 a.m.–3 p.m. Farmers market located in and behind the Swezey’s building. 117 East Main Street, Riverhead. cRUMB DeLIteS cHeeSecAKeS AnD BRoWnIeS At LAUReL LAKe 1–5 p.m. Wine, music and desserts from Crumb DeLites. Laurel Lake Vineyards, 3165 Main Road, Laurel. 631-298-1420 LIVe MUSIc eVeRY SAtURDAY At LenZ WIneRY 2–5 p.m. Also on Sundays. The Lenz Winery, 38355 Main Road (Route 25), Peconic. 631-734-6010 lenzwine.com

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LIVe MUSIc eVeRY SAtURDAY At LIeB ceLLARS oReGon RoAD 2–5 p.m. Rain or shine. Open every day from noon– 7 p.m. 13050 Oregon Road, Cutchogue. 631-298-1942 liebcellars.com

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LIVe MUSIc eVeRY WeeKenD At BAItInG HoLLoW FARM VIneYARD 2–6 p.m. Live music, beer and great food. No cover charge. Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard, 2114 Sound Avenue, Baiting Hollow. 631-369-0100 bhfvineyard.com

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This week’s hot Montauk happenings.

Lola Snow Comes Home to Tattoo in Montauk once you get on the stretch, you are on Montauk. The other Hamptons are beautiful but I never ust beyond the Montauk train station on leave Montauk.” The only people who may love Montauk Flamingo Avenue is a small, shingled building, the home of Lola’s Tattoos. Inside, Lola Snow herself, more than Snow are her customers. The most a wise and colorful character, can provide anyone common tattoo request that Snow and the shop’s three other artists receive is a prideful with a high quality, personalized tattoo. Snow has been tattooing for almost 40 years. She Montauk tattoo. Whether it’s “MTK,” the lighthouse, started her career in 1976, a time when women rarely or simply “Montauk,” customers want a tattoo to succeeded in the tattooing industry unless they were show how much they love Montauk and Snow is married to a male tattooist. Snow, however, began happy to provide. Tattoo trends may come and go in other her tattooing journey on her own, overcame many challenges, and ultimately became what she calls, locations, but the general theme in Montauk the “woman pioneer of the East Coast” for tattooing. is consistent: nautical. For the past two years, Today, Snow owns her own shop, Lola’s Tattoos, East Enders have shown their love for the beach which is one of the only professional tattoo shops in the form of a tattoo, and Snow predicts this on the East End. It’s been almost two years now trend will continue. Dark themes are off limits at since Snow opened her Montauk tattoo parlor and Lola’s Tattoos. For a tasteful tattoo, Snow left her shop in Bogota, New Jersey in the hands of recommends anything that spreads a smile other artists. Snow says her New Jersey location is and warmth, like the sun, the moon and the beautiful, but moving to Montauk provided her with stars. While Snow herself focuses on color and traditional styles, her artists can do any style, something extra for her business. Snow thought back to reading Thoreau’s Walden including everything from portraits to “new and remembered, “the highest form of art is working school” tattoos. What makes Lola’s Tattoos special, besides the with nature in your day, [and working in Montauk] allows me to do that.” The calmer and less stressful quality of their tattoos, is the shop’s atmosphere. environment of the East End is the perfect place Snow hates the “factory” feeling of many tattoo shops, where customers are moved through quickly. to tattoo. Choosing Montauk was an easy decision for Even though a business is about making money, Snow Snow. Her ancestry goes back to the Montaukett believes it’s important for her shop to be intimate. tribe and she has a personal connection to the town: Customers at Lola’s can make appointments or Uihleins Fun book ad from 2012:Layout 1 I4/18/12 PMandPage walk in have1a free consultation. Unlike “I don’t consider myself the Hamptons. say just 3:38 By stephanie kossman

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MONTAUK For more events happening this week, check out:

North Forkpg. 63, Arts & Galleries Listings pg. 71, Calendar pg. 76, Kids’ Calendar pg. 77

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Cto at stephen taLkhoUse 9 p.m. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com RUBiX kUBe at stephen taLkhoUse 10:30 p.m. The ’80s tribute band performs. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

OPiCK OF THE WEEK THURSDAY, JUNE 19

Weekly Farmers Market 9 a.m.–2 p.m. (see below)

WEDNESDAY, jUNE 25

SUNDAY, jUNE 22

THURSDAY, jUNE 19 montaUk FaRmeRs maRket Thursdays through 10/9 (plus 10/11–10/12) 9 a.m.–2 p.m. Village Green, center of town, Montauk. LiVe mUsiC at sWaLLoW east 8 p.m. Thursdays. Swallow East, 474 West Lake Drive, Montauk. 631-668-8344 swalloweastrestaurant.com

tastinGs at the montaUk BReWinG Company Noon–8 p.m. Saturdays & Sundays; 3–8 p.m., weekdays. 62 S. Erie Ave, Montauk. 631-834-2627 montaukbrewingco.com

WipeoUt WeDnesDays at the sLoppy tUna 10 p.m. Music by DJ GW, 40 oz. fish bowl specials, gold fish races and more. The Sloppy Tuna, 148 South Emerson Avenue, Montauk. 631-647-88000 thesloppytuna.com

ReaL estate at the sURF LoDGe 7 p.m. The Surf Lodge, 183 Edgemere Street, Montauk. 631-483-5039 thesurflodge.com

the nanCy atLas pRoJeCt at the sURF LoDGe 6 p.m. The Surf Lodge, 183 Edgemere Street, Montauk. 631-483-5039 thesurflodge.com

THURSDAY, jUNE 26 montaUk FaRmeRs maRket Thursdays through 10/9 (plus 10/11–10/12) 9 a.m.–2 p.m. Village Green, center of town, Montauk.

FRiDAY, jUNE 20 inDa eaton at stephen taLkhoUse 8 p.m. The acoustic rock artist performs. $30. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

anne Weissman anD otheRs at peRCy heath’s Depot aRt GaLLeRy Noon–5 p.m. Opening reception 6/28, 5–7 p.m. Sponsored by Montauk Artists’ Association. Depot Art Gallery, Montauk Railroad Station at the Junction of Edgemere and Flamingo Roads. 631-668-0897 montaukartistsassociation.org

matt WaDe at ZUm sChneiDeR 9 p.m. The singer-songwriter performs. Zum Schneider, 4 South Elmwood Avenue, Montauk. 631-238-5963 zumschneider.com

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SATURDAY, jUNE 21 CommUnity ChURCh RUmmaGe saLe 9 a.m.–noon. Toys, books, clothing Cool vibes inside the Backyard at solé east and more. Weekly through Labor Day. 850 Montauk Highway, Montauk. montaukchamber.com BRanDon nieDeRaUeR anD BX2 at the stephen taLkhoUse sUmmeRVention satURDays at the sLoppy tUna 8 p.m. The Long Island regulars perform blues, rock 12 p.m.–4 a.m. DJ Woogs until 10 p.m., followed by DJ Guy and jam. Niederauer appeared on Ellen Degeneres. until close. The Sloppy Tuna, 148 South Emerson Avenue, The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. Montauk. 631-647-88000 thesloppytuna.com 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com pooLsiDe satURDays at montaUk BeaCh hoUse 1–5 p.m. Featuring DJ Albie Alexander of Refinery29. Montauk Beach House, 55 South Elmwood Avenue, Montauk.. 631-668pooLsiDe at the sURF LoDGe 7 p.m. The Surf Lodge, 183 Edgemere Street, Montauk. 631-483-5039 thesurflodge.com maRtin seXton at stephen taLkhoUse 8 p.m. The Syracuse native performs a range of pop to rock. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

mONDAY, jUNE 23 montaUk LiGhthoUse 10:30–4:30. Open daily. 2000 State Route 27, Montauk. 631-668-2544 montauklighthouse.com oUtRaGeoUs open miC at the stephen taLkhoUse 10 p.m. Will sell out. Free. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

TUESDAY, jUNE 24 inDUstRy niGht at the stephen taLkhoUse 10 p.m. Every Tuesday Hosted by Three Olives. 21 and over only. $10 cover. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

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montaUk oCean sWim ChaLLenGe 7/26. Half-mile, mile and 5K distances. Fundraiser for the construction of an aquatic center at the Montauk Playhouse Community Center. 631-668-1124, montaukplayhouse.org Ryan hemsWoRth at the sURF LoDGe 7/26 5 p.m. The electronic DJ performs. The Surf Lodge, 183 Edgemere Street, Montauk. 631-483-5039 thesurflodge.com 2014 DiamonD in the RoUGh GaLa 8/2, 7–11 p.m. Montauk Playhouse Community Center marquis event. montaukplayhouse.org BLoCk ChaLLenGe 2014 8/9. Montauk to Block Island open-ocean paddle. Benefits Paddlers For Humanity. Weather dates 8/10, 8/23, 8/24. p4h.org For more events and to post your event online, go to Events.DansPapers.com. Events submitted by noon Friday will be considered for the print calendar.

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BOOK REVIEW

ART EVENTS

New novel by East Ender.

Openings, closings see and be seen.

Sandra Bernhard Takes the East End!

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omic Sandra Bernhard comes to Guild Hall on Friday with a show that is much more than standup. “It’s a one-woman kind of extravaganza,” Bernhard says. She mixes storytelling with a cabaret act that includes both original music and cover songs, performed with her band, The Flawless Zircons. The self-assured performer says her monologues and observations are offbeat yet compelling and funny—“and brilliant if I do say so myself.” Her stories are often personal and topical, and not always planned. “I have written entire pieces on stage in the moment,” she says. Being a young kid in the late ’60s and ’70s, Bernhard says, she was exposed to the feminist movement, which allowed women to be funny and confident. “When I started performing, my work was very anti-self-deprecation—the same drum that had been beaten for many years,” she says. “We all like to make fun of ourselves to a certain extent because we all have out weird habits and foibles that make us interesting. And it’s okay when it’s in a naturalistic, sophisticated and fun manner,” she says, but fat jokes and husband jokes are bad for the person and bad for the spirit of evolution; she wants a more interesting approach to her art. Bernhard considers herself and her work postfeminist.

doing it as long as I’ve been doing it,” Bernhard says. “My work has stood on its own and I think it transcends each era that I’ve been a part of.” Bernhard’s show kicks off the inaugural Guild Ha!! Comedy Nights series. Upcoming performers are Jon Lovitz (June 28), John Leguizamo (July 3), Rob Schneider (August 26), and Celebrity Autobiography with Alec Baldwin, Christie Brinkley, Tovah Feldshuh, Ralph Macchio, Jerry O’Connell, Eugene Pack, Dayle Reyfel

and Rebecca Romijn (August 22).

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Sandra Bernhard and The Flawless Zircons perform Friday, June 20, at the John Drew Theater at Guild Hall, 158 Main St, East Hampton. Tickets are $45, $65 and $75. Call 631-324-0806 or visit guildhall.org. Also catch Bernhard Friday, July 18, at Suffolk Theater in Riverhead for the Hamptons LGBT Comedy Festival. More details at suffolktheater.com.

Bernhard infuses her act with music. For this show, a three-piece band will share the stage at Guild Hall. She names Carole Burnett, Mary Tyler Moore, Goldie Hawn and Julie Christie among those she admires—women she says have a unique sense of themselves and the world. She also counts among her influences women who write their own music, including Carole King, Carly Simon and Joni Mitchell. When she infuses her act with music, she is sometimes only accompanied by a pianist, but for this show, a three-piece band will share the East Hampton stage with Bernhard. Bernhard is no stranger to the Hamptons. She visits friends here once or twice every summer and has even rented homes for weeks at a time with her partner and daughter. “I love East Hampton because it’s just incredibly beautiful,” Bernhard says.” “There are just so many parts that you just can’t believe.” She also loves to cook and to barbecue outside on a quiet afternoon, so visiting Hamptons organic farm stands for ingredients is another treat for her. Bernhard is based in New York City, but is always traveling to Hollywood for work, or is on the road. She has a recurring role on ABC Family’s Switched at Birth and, in addition to her touring schedule, Bernhard is working to get a few television projects off the ground. She is looking for a show runner and pitching to networks. She also hopes to take material from her act that she has curated for the past 10 or 15 years and turn it into a film. “There’s not that many performers who have been

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usic is a universal language that connects us all, and that is proven true with Smokey Joe’s Café, the second show in the Gateway Playhouse’s summer season. From start to finish, this rock n’ roll musical revue is captivating, stunning and roaring fun. If you love music, you will love Gateway’s production of Smokey Joe’s Café. The show itself is a tribute to legendary songwriters Mike Leiber and Jerry Stoller, who were known for their storytelling through songs. Their lyrics are full of sarcasm, humor and emotion. The rhythms are catchy and familiar, with songs made famous by the likes of Elvis Presley. The cast is made up of nine extraordinarily talented performers, joined by Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame stars,

The Coasters, which makes the show even more amazing. Rock legends performing tunes that made them famous decades ago, right on the stage in Bellport, singing their hearts out—priceless. Smokey Joe’s Café is a musical revue, so there is no plot or storyline to follow; the company goes through each number seamlessly. I felt a connection with the cast from the start,

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yvette Monique Clark (center) sings “Saved,” with ensemble.

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a palpable energy that radiated from their voices and their movements. These are vocalists who love their craft, and that kind of passion catches you and makes you sit up straighter and listen more intently. It’s so much fun watching and listening to a perfectly connected cast—it’s the kind of performance you wish would never end. Although the entire cast was phenomenal, there were a few that really stood out to me. I’m a sucker for a man who can sing, and the voice that came out of Robert H. Fowler was like warm honey. He has a deep baritone that I couldn’t get enough of, and it’s showcased in “Stay A While” and in “You’re the Boss”—a duet with the lovely and talented Marla McReynolds. I loved her sultry routine “Don Juan,” which was smoky, sexy and irresistibly funny. I was blown away by the voice of Nik Alexzander. He may be small in stature, but there’s nothing small about his voice or his stage presence. In his solo “I (Who Have Nothing)” he blew the audience away and received a standing ovation at the end of his performance. His emotional connection to the song translated loud and clear, drawing me fully into his rock star performance. Yvette Monique Clark has one of those powerhouse voices that can blast the roof off a theater. She gave me goose bumps during “Fools Fall in Love” and made me laugh out loud during “Hound Dog.” In “Saved,” the number that takes us to intermission, she is joined by the whole company and together they pull off an extraordinary routine, with so much energy it was difficult not to sing along. I was tapping my foot and clapping along with the cast as they sailed through this number, looking like they were having the time of their lives. When the women join forces and sing “I’m a Woman” it’s electrifying! Kate McCann has some set of pipes, she hit a few notes that went to the heavens and left my mouth hanging open. The number “Teach Me to Shimmy” was such fun, and showcased the talents of Seth Danner and Erin McGrath, both amazing singers and, yes, they certainly know how to shimmy. I enjoyed the routines where all the men sing and dance together—my favorite one was “Broadway,” although “There Goes My Baby” and “Love Potion No. 9” were incredibly fun and entertaining, too. The addition of The Coasters to Smokey Joe’s Café made the show that much more exciting. They bring soul and flavor to an already exceptional cast. From the band to the costumes and, of course, the performers themselves, this is another Gateway hit that I’ll be talking about for a while. Up next for Gateway is “Mary Poppins,” gracing the stage in Patchogue from July 2–19, and “South Pacific” will be there July 23–August 9. “The Addams Family” closes the season at the theater in Bellport from August 27–September 13. Gatewayplayhouse.org, 631-286-0555.


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Though the hottest museum ticket in Manhattan will likely continue to be “Degenerate Art: the Attack on Modern Art in Nazi Germany, 1937” at the Neue Galerie through the end of June, those who can’t wait out the long lines can read about this show, whose subject was originally conceived years ago by major art curator, university professor, bon vivant Peter Selz (b. 1919). The concept behind the exhibition appears in a fascinating new book by Selz’s daughter, Gabrielle Selz, called Unstill Life: A Daughter’s Memoir of Art and Love in the Age of Abstraction (Norton). The Southampton author, who specializes in art criticism and history, has a powerful story to tell about her father (The New York Times called him “Mr. Modern Art”), her mother, their parents and their extended circle of unconventional, artistic, literary friends— especially the tragic Mark Rothko.

At a talk she recently gave at the Parrish Art Museum, GS said she particularly “loved the questions about the connection between art of that period that was breaking boundaries and the whole breakdown within our family life. How they mirrored one another.” She also wanted her memoir to be a tribute to her “elusive” mother, who always adored her larger-than-life husband but was “overshadowed” by him. GS’s book is largely about “salvaging a part of the past” and coming to terms with it. It should be noted that Peter Selz saw and “loved” the new Parrish. The museum mounted

an exhibition last year that included Dubuffet, and it was her father, GS points out, who “did the first big Du show at MoMA” when he was MoMA’s chief curator of painting and sculpture. GS writes that though she has “mapped out” her father’s parts, they “did not add up to his whole. Do any of ours? Do the tributaries create the mainstream, or does the mainstream branch out into tributaries?” The questions were probing ones for her and are provocative for anyone writing a memoir. As for those who asked if she ever wanted to be an artist, she replied, “I am an artist and writing is my art form.” It shows.

Gabrielle Selz’s book is largely about “salvaging a part of the past” and coming to terms with it. Gabrielle Selz’s (GS) story is all the more intriguing for what it says about modern art and the wild art scene in New York starting in the ’40s and the hippie scene in Berkeley—all while following Peter Selz’s role in championing those who would become the recognized giants of expressionism and abstraction—as well as for what it doesn’t say explicitly about GS’s yearning for love and attention from her brilliantly prescient and often outrageous father, though it could be said that the clever title “Unstill Life” implies this theme. Her mother, Thalia Cheronis, of English and Greek descent, grew up in Chicago—as distinct from Munich-born Peter, who came from a wealthy Jewish family. They were opposites but passionately in love and in love with art, though Thalia (d. 2010) was no match for her celebrated, philandering husband. As she once wryly told her daughter, with pointed reference to his love affairs, “Your father has a gift for starting over.” Memoir, as distinct from autobiography, typically considers a significant subject or theme and it need not adhere to cradle-to-grave narrative. Memoir also differs from biography, which may be critically more detailed. Indeed, Paul Karlstrom’s well-received Peter Selz: Sketches of a Life in Art (2010) covers the same professional ground as GS’ book and, like hers, draws on oral interviews with Selz and with those who knew and worked with him. But, as GS says in an email, Karlstrom focused on Selz’s career. It was not as forthcoming as her own book, which deals with her father’s five marriages and dozens of affairs and the pain these caused her, her mother and sister. Karlstrom’s book “left the family life out of the story.” Does she ever put it in! “Anchored by historical research,” including her mother’s journals, her parents’ numerous letters to each other (even after their divorce), and tapes they made together in the 1990s, thinking they might publish a book, Unstill Life unflinchingly but sympathetically fills the gap, interweaving personal memories and art events in the larger world in order to show how “art and life came together and defined one another.” It was an incredible world, “bright, saturated with art, glamorous but intimate, risqué and intellectual,” and at the center was her “insatiable, animated” father.

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rom the beach drum circles and Samba de Boom, to the recent Chad Smith vs. Will Farrell drum off, the East End moves to a drummer’s pulse. Smith, the drummer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, lives in Montauk and often sits in at local music spots. He is chairing the big Montauk Playhouse Gala; a resident rock star drummer for the Hamptons. Not to be out-drummed by the South Fork, the North Fork can lay claim to a super star rock and roll drummer of their own. For the last three years Corky Laing from the classic rock group Mountain has made Greenport his home base. I will confess to not knowing very much about Laing or his work. I’d certainly heard of Mountain and knew their biggest hit “Mississippi Queen”

but my knowledge, and to be brutal, my interest ended there. Then the opportunity to interview Laing, along with one of my favorite East End artistic types, Kate Mueth, presented itself. Mueth is an actress, producer and choreographer who many may know from her theatrical group The Neo-Political Cowgirls. At the moment, Mueth is also directing Laing in his show Under the Rock at the John Drew Theater. My interest was piqued when I saw the show publicized as “A tour-de-force personal odyssey through some of the Corky laing most amazing concert moments of the ’60s, ’70s and ’80s.” What exactly is this about?

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The minute Corky Laing sat down across from me, smiled, rattled on a bit and admitted that he was having something of a “blood sugar plunge at that moment” I liked him. His rapid-fire history on who he was, what he’d done and where he was coming from did not lend itself to note-taking for writing an article but I was riveted. He touched on how his lecturing at universities, covering things as wide ranging as ethics in the music industry and the need for performers to have solid self-esteem started to lead to the show he’s working on now. Laing is intense in a comfortable way, articulate even when he’s jumping from one subject or era or band reference to another and he’s very entertaining. When asked what inspires him to stay in the music business, Laing’s reason was “to keep reaching out and giving back.” He clearly feels a deep passion about connecting people to their past through music and his experiences. “I’m just pointing out a dot,” Laing said as he placed his finger on the table at LT Burger and dragged it across the surface “and people take their journey.” The journey for those who lived through the 60’s includes insights and stories about some of the musicians who changed the face of rock music as we know it today. Laing knew these performers “before they were Gods.” For those who were born beyond this time frame, it’s an opportunity to live it through the eyes of someone who was there. The relationship between Mueth and Laing is full of humor, and they joked and finished each other’s sentences. Laing has taken to the “theatrical attitude” that he says Mueth has brought to the show. After letting her tell him what to order, he jokingly admitted he’d turned himself over to her direction. “It’s my life, but she gets to tell me what to do.” Their vision for the show includes bringing drummer Laing out from behind the safety net of his “kit” while taking the audience on a journey through some riveting rock history. They also revealed there is a plan to show us yet another side to the evening’s special guest, Montauk rock and roller Nancy Atlas. I don’t want to give away any of the show’s specific secrets. I even stopped Laing from telling me too much. I heard enough to know that I would urge any rock music lovers out there to get tickets now. This Corky guy has seen and heard a lot of amazing stuff for someone who was stuck behind a drum set all those years. Courtesy Guild Hall

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with The Judy Carmichael Trio Sunday, June 29, 2014 6:30 PM Concert Cocktail Reception Immediately Following Hors D’oeuvres Courtesy of The Riverhead Project Tickets: $100 x Rogers Memorial Library 91 Coopers Farm Road • Southampton, New York For reservations or more information, call 631-283-0774 ext. 582 No tickets will be sent. Your name will be held at the door. Rain or shine. Parking on Library site.

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OPENINgS AND EVENTS under The inFluenCe 6/20, 6–8 p.m. Opening reception. Curated by Peter Marcelle, Explores the relationship between nine contemporary artists and the artists who inspired them. At Sag Harbor Whaling and Historical Museum through 7/9. 200 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0770 sagharborwhalingmuseum.org anTiQueS & deSign ShoW 6/20, 6–9:30 p.m, Benefit preview party for the Peconic Land Trust. 6/21, 9 a.m. Champagne breakfast, for tickets email info@woodardandgreenstein.com. Show dates are 6/21 through 6/22. For tickets, 631-283-3195 ext.19 RHarris@ peconiclandtrust.org judiTh hudSon: a MidSuMMer nighT’S dreaM 6/21, 4–6 p.m. Opening reception. In this series of watercolors, Judith Hudson explores the humorous, X-rated, quixotic and timeless side of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. On view through 7/13. Tripoli Gallery, 30A Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-377-3715 tripoligallery.com “SCulPTureS in The vineyard” – The SCulPTureS oF denniS leri aT harMony vineyardS 6/21, 2 p.m. Curator Esperanza Leon will interview Dennis Leri. Currently on view at Harmony Vineyards, 169 Harbor Road, Saint James. 631-291-9900 harmonyvineyards.com The Three aMigoS oF SagaPonaCK arTiSTS’ reCePTion aT MoniKa olKo gallery 6/21, 5–8 p.m. Three-man sculpture show with Hans Van De Bovenkamp, Nathan Slate Joseph and Ed Haugevik. On

view through 7/2. Monika Olko Gallery, 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-899-4740 grand royal arT ShoW 6/21, 6–9 p.m. Opening reception. Group show presented by Bonac Tonic Art Collective. On view through 7/21 on Saturdays & Sundays from 2–6 p.m. Tonic Artspace, Jackson Carriage House, Main Street & Windmill Lane, Amagansett. bonactonic.com harvey herMan aT WeSThaMPTon BaTh & TenniS 6/22, Noon–3 p.m, Reception and exhibitions of paintings by Harvey Herman, last week’s Dan’s Paper’s Cover Artist. Bath and Tennis, 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. To reach the hotel, call 631-288-2500 and to see more of Harvey Herman’s artwork, visit harveyhermantheartist.com Brain Food: ChieF CuraTor aliCia longWell on jenniFer BarTleTT 6/26, Noon. A lunch hour illustrated talk in the Lichtenstein theatre. Chief Curator Alicia Longwell will discuss the exhibition Jennifer Bartlett: History of the Universe–Works 1977-2011.279 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-283-2118 parrishart.org. nyFa PreSenTS aT SouThaMPTon arTS CenTer 6/26, Noon–5 p.m. New York Foundation for the Arts presents Claire Watson, Hiroyuki Hamada and Andreas Rentsch through 7/20 at Southampton Center, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-0967 southamptoncenter.org FoundaTion For arT and PreServaTion in eMBaSSieS (FaPe) aT guild hall 6/28, 3 p.m. Panel discussion moderated by FAPE Exhibition Curator Robert Storr with artists Tina Barney, Lynda Benglis and Joel Shapiro. FAPE is the leading non-profit organization dedicated to providing permanent works of American art for U.S. embassies worldwide. Includes works from FAPE’s print, photography and site-specific collections. On view 6/21–7/27 at Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806 guildhall.org

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ChoP Wood Carry WaTer aT FirePlaCe ProjeCT 6/28, 6–8 p.m. Works by Erika Keck, Nick Theobald and Michael Bevilacqua. On view through 7/31. 851 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-324-4666 thefireplaceproject.com PlaTForM: Maya lin aT ParriSh arT MuSeuM 7/4. Maya Lin takes macro and micro views of the Earth and translates that information into expressive sculptures, drawings and sited installations. Through 10/13. 279 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-283-2118 parrishart.org. arT on The edge 2014 aT vered 7/5. An annual survey of New Contemporary Art featuring the most provocative new painters, sculptors and photographers in their medium. Featuring Ray Caesar, Jessica Hess, Sam Wolfe Connelly and more. Vered Gallery, 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303 veredart.com KaTia raMSey read aT gallery 125 8/23, 5:30–7 p.m., Opening reception for Katia Ramsey Read. On view through 9/22. Gallery 125, 125 S. Country Rd., Bellport. 631-880-2693 gallery125.org nudeS oF arThur Pinajian aT gallery 125 9/27, 5:30–7 p.m., Opening reception for Katia Ramsey Read. On view through 10/27. Gallery 125, 125 S. Country Rd., Bellport. 631-880-2693 gallery125.org For more events and to post your event online go to events.dansPapers.com. Events submitted by noon Friday will be considered for the print calendar.

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The Perfect Pampering in the Hamptons Beach days are here! Lounging at the pool or driving around, keep those eyes protected. For super-chic sunglasses, from Oliver Peoples to Chrome Hearts, head to Optical Shop of Aspen, located at 53 Newtown Lane in East Hampton. Call 631-329-4318 or visit iloristyle.com. Keep those eyes further protected with Earth Therapeutics Cucumber Eye Care Kit. After a late night out or a long day in the sun, cool off and soothe your eyes and the delicate skin surrounding them with Recover-E Cucumber Eye Pads. Made with real cucumber extract, Vitamin E and a blend of nutrients, the pre-moistened pads feel amazing on your eyelids, They smell good, too. Afterward, dark circles and puffiness are noticeably diminished. The kit also comes with a Soothing Beauty Mask that you can pop in the fridge for an extra cooling effect. Leave it on for 5–10 minutes, while in the tub or even out on your chaise-lounge. Order a kit for yourself and your pals at earththerapeutics.com. Next time you’re standing in the sunscreen aisle at CVS, staring blankly into the abyss of too many options, see if they have L’Oréal Paris Advanced Suncare Quick Dry Sheer Finishing Spray. It’s an ultra-lightweight spray-on formulated with an

advanced photostable patented UV filter system, for a summery look. Call 631-204-5836 or visit powerful antioxidants and smells delicious. Available crucianic.com. At last, I found a perfume that is sultry enough at CVS, 38 Pantigo Road, East Hampton. Ever find yourself in dire need of a good exfoliation for summer nights but light and fresh enough to but without a free hour to book a facial? Luckily, you wear during the day. Ralph Lauren’s new women’s fragrance, Midnight Romance, is a can use Hydroxatone Revitalizing feminine mix of sensual pink peony Microdermabrasion right at home. and mysterious black vanilla. I The micro-scrubbers left my skin found mine at Macy’s in Hampton incredibly soft and smooth. Made Bays, 190 W Montauk Highway. with magnesium oxide, sesame Another perfume to hit the seed oil, potent antioxidants shelves this summer is Bond and skin-brightening botanical No. 9’s newest fragrance, Shelter extracts, Hydroxatone promotes Island. With notes of citrus zest, lustrous, healthy skin. For an extra black pepper, white lilies, algae boost, try the Intensive Youth extract, sandalwood, amber, Serum, too. It’s a clear, lightweight myrhh, musk and oud, the woodsy gel that is absorbed instantly. And, marine scent is for both men and it’s made with some interesting women. Shelter Island is available sea-stuff, like ultrasomes, which at the Bond No. 9 boutique, 45 are extracts from a marine microbe Main Street, Sag Harbor. Call 631that speed up the repair of UV 725-7467 or visit bondno9.com. damage. Hydroxatone products Minibar has launched delivery can be found at the Ulta store at Earth Therapeutics Eye Care Kit in the Hamptons. Download the free Gateway Plaza in Patchogue and app, which matches your zip code with a local liquor online at ulta.com. store, giving you quick access to order from that store’s entire inventory. Visit minibardelivery.com. NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK This summer also marks the opening of Uber Cruciani has opened up at 28D Jobs Lane in Southampton. Cruciani C bracelets are made of Beauty, the only on-demand beauty service delivered macramé lace produced by the Arnaldo Caprai to your door. Uber Beauty offers highlights, Brazilian Textile Group and are 100% made in Italy. In blow-outs and much more. Call to book, 646-586-9758 bright, fun colors, the bracelets can be layered or visit uberbeauty.co. Courtesy Earth Therapsutics

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Events for families, kids and singles.

Inside the Blackman Showroom in Southampton

HEALTH & WELLNESS ALERT! “93Cancer %

risk among people drinking chlorinated water is higher than among those whose water does not contain chlorine. ~ U.S. Council of Environmental Quality

Swimming “pools bladder cancer boosts

in traditional and salt water chlorinated risk by 57%. ~ American Journal of Epidemiology

Sensitivity to electromagnetic radiation is the emerging health problem of the 21st century. ~ William Rea, MD Founder of the Environmental Health Center

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cases among elementary school-age children could by controlling exposure to indoor allergens. ~ National Safety Council

Now that summer is here, many East Enders are turning their attention to their homes. Some of the most extensive makeovers in today’s home— where the majority of home renovation money is spent— are based in the kitchen and bathroom. Kitchens have been our collective favorite room for quite some time, but the bathroom is getting a lot of attention this year. Residential bathroom designs are now focusing on more avant-garde styles offering many cutting edge features. It’s refreshing to note that these new options were once only available for commercial applications. The bathroom industry is exploding with technology and innovative designs, from customizable light-up showerheads to indooroutdoor shower and bath solutions. Our home bathrooms are beginning to feel more like luxury spa experiences than ordinary residential bathrooms. I saw incredibly fresh designs a few weeks back at Eurocucina, the popular modern kitchen and bath show in Milan. This contemporary trade show draws vendors from all over the world who offer up the industry’s newest ideas and products for the kitchen and bath. Some on-point, recurring trends included natural wood grain bathtubs and sinks, futuristic highly polished bowl-top sinks, sleek countertop materials and shelving design, changing light showerheads and water conservation systems. Italian company Gessi showcased some of the most modernistic bathroom designs I have ever seen with their “green” water conservation system. Their products are now for sale throughout the United States. After taking in the many wonders of Eurocucina, I returned home, inspired to bring a modern touch to my next bathroom project. I also saw a bevy of beautiful bathroom fitting collections, with styles ranging from ultracontemporary to over-the-top luxurious, traditional styles, and with features I had previously seen only in five-star hotels and spas. My favorite bathroom pulls and fittings were the many offered up by French company and luxury bath atelier THG-Paris. These are wonderfully crafted bathroom fittings for basins, bathtubs and various accessories in many designs, shapes and materials. The most intriguing designs I saw were from THG-Paris’ Collection O, which is a partnership of THG-Paris and Christofle, a leader in French silver and decorative arts. Collection O is inspired by the Vertigo collection designed originally by Andrée Putman for Christofle in 2002, which may seem familiar to many, as it was successfully adapted for tableware, home and jewelry collections. Used in many luxury hotel applications, but now available for the home, these fittings are exquisite. Since 1830, Christofle has been creating elegant designs in jewelry, tableware and home accents. This collaboration pairs THG’s commitment to quality French design with Putman’s vision to create a stunning assortment. Newly revamped, THG-Paris’ O Collection translates the iconic ring shape to create a gorgeous sculptural design in a timeless and sensual curved shape. The rings are neither round nor oblong, but twist at the bottom, reflecting the movement of water. This aesthetic works seamlessly in both contemporary and traditional interiors, and is offered in many finishes as well. I was happy to see that our very own Blackman

kitchen and bath showroom in Southampton is offering many of these products in-store, including THG’s bathroom fittings. In fact, Blackman features a lovely display of these products on the showroom floor. It’s interesting to note that the designs exhibited just a few weeks back in Italy have already made their debut right here in the Hamptons, and are available just in time to spiff up our bathrooms for our summer guests. Check out the newly renovated Blackman Showroom at 444 Country Road in Southampton. For more information, call 631-283-2176 or visit blackman.com

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thuRSDAy, juNE 19 THE JAM SESSION AT BAY BURGER 7–9 p.m. Thursdays. The Jam Session & The Thursday Night Live Band. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. No cover charge. 631-899-3915 thejamsession.org STEVE FREDERICKS AT MUSE IN THE HARBOR 7–10 p.m. Thursdays. Steve Fredericks will perform every Thursday, no cover. 16 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-899-4810 museintheharbor.com

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SUNSET FRIDAYS AT WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD 5 p.m. Wines are served by the glass or bottle and cheese and charcuterie plates are available for purchase. 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 wolffer.com

SATURDAYS AT SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE 10 p.m., DJ Brian Evans spins Hamptons classics every Saturday in the taproom. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800 publick.com

SCOTTE HOPSON AT HURRICANE GRILL & WINGS 7 p.m. Smooth acoustic favorites from Southampton’s Scotte Hopson. Happy hour specials all night. No cover charge. Hurricane Grill & Wings, County Road 111, CVS Shopping Center, Manorville. 631-281-9464

RUBIX KUBE AT STEPHEN TALKHOUSE 10:30 p.m. The ’80s tribute band performs. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

DECADIA AT STEPHEN TALKHOUSE 10 p.m. Hits of the ’80s. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com KARAOKE NIGHT AT M.J. DOWLING’S 10 p.m.–1 a.m. Sing your heart out to the sounds of Rocc On Karaoke. M.J. Dowling’s, 3360 Noyac Road, Noyac. 631-725-7533 mjdowlings.com

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THIRSTY THURSDAYS WITH F.L. AND FRIENDS 8–11 p.m. Live music with F.L. and friends. $3 burgers. Hotel Fish & Lounge, 87 North Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-9511

SUMMERVENTION SATURDAYS AT THE SLOPPY TUNA 12 p.m.–4 a.m. DJ Woogs until 10 p.m., followed by DJ Guy until close. The Sloppy Tuna, 148 South Emerson Avenue, Montauk. 631-647-88000 thesloppytuna.com

LADIES NIGHT AT AGAVE’S TEQUILA AND RUM BAR 8:30 p.m. Thursdays. Ladies Night is all night, with DJ. 142 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-998-4200 agaveswhb.com

LIVE MUSIC AT THE HOTEL FISH & LOUNGE 3–11 p.m. Come enjoy a great night of music. $1 burgers. 87 N. Rd, Hampton Bays. 631-728-9511

BRANDON NIEDERAUER AND BX2 AT TALKHOUSE 8 p.m. The Long Island regulars perform blues, rock and jam. Niederauer appeared on Ellen Degeneres. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

POOLSIDE AT THE SURF LODGE 7 p.m. The Surf Lodge, 183 Edgemere Street, Montauk. 631-483-5039 thesurflodge.com

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INDA EATON AT STEPHEN TALKHOUSE 8 p.m. The acoustic rock artist performs. $30. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

MARTIN SEXTON AT STEPHEN TALKHOUSE 8 p.m. The Syracuse native performs a range of pop to rock. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com CTO AT STEPHEN TALKHOUSE 9 p.m. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

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BENEFITS FIRST ANNUAL ANTIQUES AND DESIGN SHOW AT BRIDGEHAMPTON COMMUNITy HOUSE 6/20, 11 a.m.–8 p.m. Through 6/22. Come visit the first antiques and design show created to benefit the Peconic Land Trust. Bridgehampton Community House, 2357 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. peconiclandtrust.org AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION KICKOFF AT STITCH 6/20, 5:30–8 p.m. Groove to a fun ’70s beat while shopping for a great cause at the American Heart Association’s summer kickoff. Preview the new Regina Kravitz Collection. 25% of STITCH’s proceeds go to the American Heart Association. 22 Nugent Street, Southampton. 516-450-9162 hamptonsheartball.heart.org 29TH ANNUAL ARF GARDEN TOUR 6/21, 10 a.m.–4 p.m. Enjoy a self-guided tour of six private gardens in Springs. $85–$175. Benefits Animal Rescue Fund of the Hamptons. 17 Montauk Highway, Sagaponack. 631-537-0400 arfhamptons.org TRUNK SHOW AT SOUTHAMPTON INN TO BENEFIT SOUTHAMPTON HOSPITAL 6/21, 10 a.m.–6 p.m. The Southampton Inn is hosting a Madison and Mulholland eyewear trunk show to benefit the Southampton Hospital. Gift bag given to first 100 guests who purchase glasses. Southampton Inn, 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-6500 southamptoninn.com “HONORING OUR WARRIORS, SUPPORTING THEIR FAMILIES” AT NAVy BEACH RESTAURANT 6/21, 4–6 p.m. Cocktail party to benefit the Navy SEAL Foundation. $40. Navy Beach Restaurant, 16 Navy Road, Montauk. 631-668-6868 navybeach.com HERE COMES THE SUN TO BENEFIT GROUP FOR THE EAST END 6/21, 6 p.m. Cocktails, small bites by Chef Noah Schwartz, silent auction, dinner by Chef Todd Jacobs, dancing to DJ MAD MARJ. $500–$1250; tables from $5,000–$25,000. Wolffer Estate Vineyard, 183 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-765-6450 groupfortheeastend.org STONy HILL STABLES FOUNDATION COCKTAIL PARTy 6/21, 6–8 p.m. Attendees will enjoy a special dressage exhibition with narration, a pony drill team presentation performed by young riders of Stony Hill Stables and a finale by Grand Prix riders. $125 single ticket, $200 per couple. Stony Hill Stables, 268 Town Lane, Amagansett. 631-267-3203 stonyhillstables.com WELLNESS FOUNDATION’S ANNUAL SUMMER BENEFIT 6/21, 6–8 p.m. The annual summer benefit honors Rip Esselsytn, author of The Engine 2 Diet and My Beef With Meat. Vegan hors d’oeuvres catered by Canard, Inc., wine by Amagansett Wine & Spirits and live music by Jane Hastay Peter Martin Weiss and John Cataletto. $150. Private East Hampton residence. 631-329-2590 wfeh.org

A HOME FUR NOW, INC. FUNDRAISER 6/22, 2–6 p.m. Hot dogs, hamburgers, soda, salad, live music, raffle benefiting new animal rescue organization. $25. Maples 10 Ryerson Avenue, Manorville. facebook.com/homefurnowrescue HOLIDAy HOUSE HAMPTONS WHITE GALA 6/28, 6–9 p.m. Holiday House and Hamptons Cottages & Gardens present the 2nd Annual Holiday House Hamptons. $300. Benefits the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. Watchcase, 15 Church Street, Sag Harbor. 212-472-3313 watchcasefactory.com

THURSDAY, jUNE 19 WATER MILL POST OFFICE HISTORy AT WATER MILL MUSEUM 11:15 a.m.–4:45 p.m. New exhibit reveals the history of the post office in Water Mill. Photos, text, artifacts and more. Free, donation suggested. Water Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-0120 watermillmuseum.org TWILIGHT THURSDAy MUSIC AT WÖLFFER 5 p.m. Live music will be performed at the main winery. Wines are served by the glass and bottle. Cheese and charcuterie available for purchase. No cover. Wölffer Estate Vineyards, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 wolffer.com

FRIDAY, jUNE 20 ROSE WEEK AT WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEyARD Through 6/26. Week-long series of events throughout the Hamptons and New York City celebrating Summer in a Bottle. 631-537-5106 wolffer.com EAST HAMPTON FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. 136 North Main Street, East Hampton. HAyGROUND SCHOOL FARMERS MARKET 3 p.m.–6:30 p.m. 151 Mitchells Lane, Bridgehampton. HAPPy HOUR AT SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE 4 p.m.–midnight. Party all night with DJ Dory at 10 p.m. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800 publick.com SUNSET FRIDAyS AT WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEyARD 5 p.m. Wines are served by the glass or bottle and cheese and charcuterie plates are available for purchase. There is no cover charge or reservations necessary. 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 wolffer.com SCOTTE HOPSON AT HURRICANE GRILL & WINGS 7 p.m. Smooth acoustic favorites from Southampton’s ScottE Thompson. Happy hour specials. No cover charge. Hurricane Grill & Wings, County Road 111, CVS Shopping Center, Manorville. 631-281-9464 RUFUS WAINWRIGHT AT WBPAC 8–10 p.m. The singer-songwriter of “Montauk” performs. $60–$140. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500 whbpac.org GUILD HA!! COMEDy NIGHTS: AN EVENING WITH SANDRA BERNHARD 8-10 p.m. The comedian/singer performs a one-woman show. $45/$43 members. Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806 guildhall.org See story on page 67.

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THE ELLEN HERMANSON SUMMER SOLSTICE BENEFIT 6/21, 6–9 p.m. At the Southampton Home of Ellen and Chuck Scarborough, honorary chair Kathryn C. Chenault. Honoring Jean Shafiroff and Robert Chaloner. Light hors d’oeuvers and cocktails. Pre-party VIP Tour and Champagne Reception at the Ellen Hermanson Breast Center at Southampton Hospital. For tickets, 212-840-0916 ellensrun.org/party

HAMPTON BAyS FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. 165 Ponquogue Avenue, Hampton Bays.

ARTISTS AGAINST ABUSE PRESENTS MIDSUMMER NIGHT FEVER 6/21, 6:30–10:30 p.m. Dance the night away and enjoy Swedish culinary summer cuisine. Live and silent auction, games of chance and more. $500 individual ticket, tables and other sponsorship opportunities available. Benefits The Retreat, to end domestic violence. Ross School Lower Campus Field House, 739 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-329-4398 theretreatinc.org

WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. Through 11/22. 85 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach.

SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. Bay and Burke Streets, Sag Harbor. SPRINGS FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. 780 Springs Fireplace Road, Springs.

STPS HIKES: FIRST DAy OF SUMMER ON WHISKEy HILL 10 a.m.–11 a.m. Moderately paced 1.7–mile hike with ocean views from top of Moraine. Meet on Mill Path off Lopers Path heading east, Bridgehampton. 631-599-2391

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Rufus Wainwright at WHBPAC 8 p.m. (See below)

yOGA IN THE VINES AT WÖLFFER 10–11 a.m. Surround yourself with acres of vineyard and practice outdoors by the gazebo. Bring your own mat and water. All levels welcome. $25. Check website for additional dates/times. Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 wolffer.com LINDA FAIRSTEIN AT WESTHAMPTON FREE LIBRARy 4–5 p.m. The author will talk about and sign her new book, Terminal City. Westhampton Free Library, 7 Library Avenue, Westhampton Beach. 631-998-3260 yOUR GARDEN MONTH By MONTH: WINE AND ROSES AT BRIDGE GARDENS 4–5:30 p.m. A late-afternoon walk with garden manager Rick Bogusch to view a variety of roses. Sponsored by Peconic Land Trust. $10/$5 for members. Bridge Gardens, 36 Mitchells Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-283-3195 NORMA JEAN PILATES GRAND OPENING 6–8 p.m. Grand opening soirée. 51 Division Street, Sag Harbor. 631-235-0303 normajeanpilates.com SUMMERDOCS: “LIFE ITSELF” HOSTED By ALEC BALDWIN 8 p.m. The Hamptons International Film Festival presents Life Itself, hosted by Alec Baldwin. Q&A to follow with Chaz Ebert. $23. Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806 guildhall.org LUCINDA WILLIAMS AT WHBPAC 8–10 p.m. The gritty, passionate singer-songwriter performs. $85/$110/$135. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500 whbpac.org

SUNDAY, jUNE 22 SOUTHAMPTON CHAMBER FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–2 p.m. Featuring various vendors and artisans. Southampton Center, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-0402 LEONARD BERNSTEIN: REACHING FOR THE NOTE AT GUILD HALL 6 p.m. Emmy-winning PBS documentary on Leonard Bernstein. Q&A with director Susan Lacy and others to follow. $18–$20. Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806 guildhall.org

MONDAY, jUNE 23 NEWPLICATE BRIDGE GAME WATER MILL BRIDGE CLUB 10 a.m.–1 p.m. Every Monday. Introduction to bridge. Teacher Susan Denenholz teaches players as the game goes along. Water Mill Bridge Club, 1040 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-6448 bridgeinthehamptons.com ESL CONVERSATION AT HAMPTON LIBRARy 6 p.m. Other class levels available throughout the week, call for information. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015 hamptonlibrary.org

TUESDAY, jUNE 24 LOCALS NIGHT AT WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEyARD 4–8 p.m. Poetry night with Tyler Armstrong and Friends. $10 per person. Half-price glasses of wine. Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 wolffer.com

WEDNESDAY, jUNE 25 WINE EDUCATION WEDNESDAyS AT WÖLFFER 6 p.m. Ongoing throughout the summer. Themed wine education classes. $15. Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 wolffer.com For more information and to submit your event online go to Events.DansPapers.com. Events submitted by noon Friday will be considered for the print calendar.


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THURSDAY, jUNE 19 MORNING STORyTIME AT THE QUOGUE LIBRARy 11 a.m. For little ones 1–3 years old. Special stories with Miss Pat. Register by phone. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224 ext. 4 quoguelibrary.org CHILDREN’S HANDS-ON MILLING, CORN GRINDING DEMO 11:30 a.m. Kids will get hands-on time with water-powered grist mill and grinding stones. For kids over 5. Free, donations suggested. Water Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-4625 watermillmuseum.org LEGO MANIA 3:30–4:30 p.m. Create anything you like with Legos at the library! This is a great chance for parents to relax and socialize, too. Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015 hamptonlibrary.org LEGOS AND GAMES 4–5 p.m. For Kids K-up! Build with Legos; play board games and hopscotch; Hula Hoop; Rubber band jump rope and more. Also seeking 6th graders to be play-partners and earn community service hours. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810 amaglibrary.org

FRIDAY, jUNE 20 SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL 10 a.m. Fridays. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. Parents/caregivers with toddlers 10–36 months olds are invited to join us for an hour of interactive play. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810 amaglibrary.org TEEN FUN FRIDAy AT ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARy 4–5 p.m. Food and games for some spontaneous “Teen Room” entertainment. Grades 6–12. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 myrml.org

SATURDAY, jUNE 21 SATURDAy STORy TIME 10 a.m. Join Amy for a Saturday morning full of fun. Enjoy great stories and an art activity. For children of all ages. Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015 hamptonlibrary.org yOGA FOR CHILDREN 12:30–1:30 p.m. Every Saturday at Amy’s Ark Studio and Farm. Children ages 5–9. $8. Amy’s Ark Studio and Farm, 10 Hollow Lane, Westhampton. 631-902-3655 STORy TIME AT AMAGANSETT FREE LIBRARy 3:30–4:30 p.m. Frogs and toads, oh my! Make your own frog friend craft and hear stories. Perfect for families. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810

MONDAY, jUNE 23 GUILD HALL PRESENTS FIESTA OF THE ARTS 2 p.m. Family celebration of Latin American culture on the East End. All are welcome to attend and enjoy music, food, arts, crafts and more. Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806 guildhall.org

OPICK OF THE WEEK MONDAY, JUNE 23

Milling, Corn Grinding Demo 11:30 a.m. (See below)

CHILDREN’S HANDS-ON MILLING, CORN GRINDING DEMO 11:30 a.m. Kids will get hands-on time with water-powered grist mill and grinding stones. For kids over 5. Free, donations suggested. Water Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-4625 watermillmuseum.org

TUESDAY, jUNE 24 FIRST STORy TIME Tuesdays, 10:15–11 a.m. For caregivers and their tots through 4 years old. Stories, flannel boards, puppets, songs and fun. A perfect introduction to story time for young children. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810 amaglibrary.org RHyME TIME TUESDAyS AT THE QUOGUE LIBRARy 11 a.m.–noon. A fun-filled early literacy experience. Parents and children will participate in a variety of simple songs, rhymes, music and finish up with a rhyming read-aloud. Register in advance. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224 ext. 101 quoguelibrary.org

WEDNESDAY, jUNE 25 TEEN yOGA 5:15–6:15 p.m. For grades 6–12, all levels are welcome and mats are provided. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 myrml.org START-OF-SUMMER CARNIVAL 6 p.m. Rides, games and food for all ages. Southampton Elks Lodge, 605 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-283-1574 MINECRAFT AT THE HAMPTON LIBRARy 7 p.m. Play Minecraft and build the world of your dreams. Prove your skills in survival mode, play in creative mode or take part in multiplayer games. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015 hamptonlibrary.org

THURSDAY, jUNE 26 STORIES, SONGS & PLAyTIME 10:30 a.m. John Jermain Library. 34 West Water Street, Sag Harbor. Librarian Susann will read a short story, do finger plays, sing songs and nursery rhymes and put out toys for playtime. Ages 1–4. 631-725-0049 johnjermain.org MORNING STORyTIME AT THE QUOGUE LIBRARy 11 a.m. For little ones 1–3 years old. Special stories with Miss Pat. Register by phone. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224 ext. 4 quoguelibrary.org LEGO MANIA 3:30–4:30 p.m. Create anything you like with Legos at the library! This is a great chance for parents to relax and socialize, too. Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015 hamptonlibrary.org

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LEGOS AND GAMES 4–5 p.m. For Kids K-up! Build with Legos; play board games and hopscotch; Hula Hoop; Rubber band jump-rope and more. Also seeking 6th graders to be play-partners and earn community service hours. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810 amaglibrary.org A COUPLE OF PUPPETS PERFORMS “PUNCH & JUDy IN THE KITCHEN” 4:30 p.m. A puppet show featuring the classic Punch and Judy characters. Southampton Arts Center, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-0967 southamptoncenter.org

FRIDAY, jUNE 27 PUPPET PLAyGROUP 9 a.m. Play, songs, games, circle fun and a puppet show featuring Minkie the Monkey. $25 drop-in/membership punch card $200, summer session $180, 5 weeks $90. Kids 3 and under with their grown-ups. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193 goatonaboat.org SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL 10 a.m. Fridays. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. Parents/caregivers with toddlers 10–36 months olds are invited to join us for an hour of interactive play. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810 amaglibrary.org TEEN FUN FRIDAy 4–6 p.m. Food, games and fun in the Teen Room for grades 6–12. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 myrml.org CHESS CLUB AT ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARy 4:30–5:30 p.m. For kids in grades 1–5. Call ahead to register. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 myrml.org For more information and to submit your event online go to Events.DansPapers.com. Events submitted by noon Friday will be considered for the print calendar.

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What is your favorite aspect of being part of the culinary culture on the East End? Long Island bounty

This year the weekend comprising Taste of Two Forks and GrillHampton has been dubbed Dan’s Taste of Summer. What does the phrase “taste of summer” mean to you?

When you hear the phrase “local,” what comes to mind? Excitement. Where do you find inspiration? Within my team.

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If you were packing for an East End picnic, what are three things we’d find in your basket? Jamon, Castelvetrano olives, grape juice

Dan’s Taste of Summer—held at Sayre Park, 156 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton—kicks off with GrillHampton on Friday, July 11, from 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. General admission tickets are $120 (inclusive of all food and beverages). Dan’s Taste of Two Forks is Saturday, July 12. Taste of Two Forks VIP tickets are available for $240, including early admission from 6:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.; General Admission (GA) tickets from 7:30 p.m. to 10 p.m. are available for $160 (inclusive of all food & beverage).

What beverage are you looking forward to enjoying on a hot summer night? Monkey Shoulder.

Dan’s Taste of Summer Weekend Packages are available as well: 1 ticket for GrillHampton and 1 GA ticket for Taste of Two Forks is $260; 1 ticket for GrillHampton and 1 VIP ticket for Taste of Two Forks is $340.

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s summer in the Hamptons approaches, yearround residents and vacationers alike are looking for reliable ways to stay cool and refreshed. In the spirit of the season, we asked three Southampton bartenders for their takes on traditional cocktails, drinks that have become local favorites after years of satisfied patrons. Any or all of these drinks may become your antidote to the sweltering sun after a long day spent at the beach, on the trail or worst of all, at work. Specialty cocktails have long been in the purview of most bartenders, but with the advent of “bartending books” and amateur mixologists, nearly every combination of alcoholic beverages has been explored by someone. In the event that one of our esteemed Southampton bartenders has offered a cocktail that has already achieved official status, we submit our sincerest apologies, and recommend one or two of the drinks listed hereafter to help you feel better. Todd Ulrich, owner and operator of Tidewater AAA Pub on Montauk Highway, let us sample his variation on the tried-and-true Long Island Iced Tea, after a long deliberation on which of his many, many unique cocktails he ought to serve. He replaces the orangey undertones of triple sec with the sharp spice of Southern Comfort, explaining that “ages ago, almost everyone used to do this when making Long Island Iced Teas, and the only reason they stopped was because of cost considerations.” The Southern Comfort makes the drink taste more like an actual iced tea than the traditional version does, and gives it a bit more of a kick towards the end. Todd also mentioned his renowned Bloody Marys, which are popular year-round with Tidewater’s

customers and are made-to-order rather than from a pre-portioned mix. He tends to add unusual ingredients or garnishes—for example, pickled green beans often grace the rims of his pint glasses, along with many other uncommon adornments—which help to set his Bloody Marys apart from the herd of competitors and imitators. Over at the Southampton Publick House, at the intersection of North Sea Road and Bowden Square, bartender Jamie Nelan mixed up a wholly original cocktail, though he admitted it had no name as of yet. The mysterious drink is composed of Citrus Absolut, Orange Absolut, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, and a dash of orange juice, shaken extensively and topped with a spritz of lemonade. The end result is an extremely refreshing, smooth concoction. Though the Publick House is a brewpub most commonly known for its wide selection of beer brewed on-site, Nelan assures us that those who order this drink almost always order a second; and, of course, the hotter it gets outside, the better it sells. For our final summer drink, we took a trip down to Taps (formerly North Sea Tavern), located snugly at the intersection of North Sea Road and Parrish Road. Bartender George Williams put a cooling spin on the classic Cosmo, adding a healthy serving of pineapple juice to the usual recipe (just before introducing the cranberry juice) before shaking and garnishing with a thin wedge of orange. The final product is sweet, summery, and finishes with a delicious tangy flavor that stays on the palate for some time afterward. It’s amazing how such a small addition can make such a drastic difference in the taste of a cocktail. Of course, all of these innovative drinks are available from their respective establishments year-round, and we encourage you to try the other specialties

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he premier food-and-wine weekend of the year, Dan’s Taste of Summer is renowned as a gathering of top chefs, winemakers and purveyors from the East End. A newcomer to the event, Greg Grossman, new Executive Chef at Georgica in East Hampton, whets our appetite with talk of pitchers of Arnold Palmers, serving up fresh seafood, corn, tomatoes and strawberries, and more.

What are you most looking forward to about being part of Dan’s Taste of Summer this year? I’m very excited about being a part of this event. There are so many fantastic chefs participating, and I think this is a great opportunity

Describe the moment you knew the culinary world was your passion. I can’t say that it was an instantaneous event that made me understand this is what I wanted to do for the rest of my life. My initial interest was sparked when one of the chefs at the Ross School in East Hampton loaned me a 2003 copy of Ferran Adria’s book elBulli. At that point, I became very enthralled with cooking and began working in kitchens. Over time, it gradually became a part of my routine, and it has naturally evolved into what I’m doing today. What is your favorite aspect of being part of the culinary culture on the East End? Considering the fact that I grew up out here, nothing could excite me more than working in the Hamptons over the summer. The restaurant scene here really seems like one large family, and I am unbelievably excited about spending the summer at Georgica. Courtesy Georgica

This year the weekend comprising Taste of Two Forks and GrillHampton has been dubbed Dan’s Taste of Summer. What does the phrase “taste of summer” mean to you? This summer at Georgica, we really tried to reflect the season in our menu. First, we incorporated a lot of fantastic, local seafood into the menu, which really symbolizes the Hamptons to me. Next, we lightened out options with a lot of fresh citrus, fruits, local vegetables and a good amount of raw options on our sushi menu. To me, all of this really symbolizes the taste of summer.

for all of the chefs in the Hamptons to get together, taste each other’s food and have a great time.

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When you hear the phrase “local,” what comes to mind? Fresh seafood, corn, tomatoes and strawberries come to mind immediately.

Where do you find inspiration, inside and outside the kitchen? We drew inspiration from everywhere when creating this menu, but mostly looked to classic dishes, local ingredients and flavor combinations that are really a part of the fiber of the Hamptons. By working with Chef Kazuo Yoshida on the sushi program, we also incorporated a good amount of Asian ingredients into the core of our menu. If you were packing for an East End picnic, what are three things we’d find in your basket? Freshly grilled corn, steamed lobsters, potato salad. What beverage are you looking forward to enjoying on a hot summer night? I have to say, I am a huge fan of Arnold Palmers… I have been making pitchers at the house and think there is nothing better on a hot evening. Finish this sentence: An empty plate is… the end of a great meal! Dan’s Taste of Summer begins Friday, July 11, with GrillHampton and continues Saturday, July 12, with Dan’s Taste of Two Forks. For tickets and more information, visit DansTasteofSummer.com.

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ArT oF EATInG cATErInG of Amagansett now offers a take-out menu at Marders Landscape and Nursery, a 33-acre establishment in Bridgehampton showcasing botanical gardens, an art gallery, sculpture garden and additional features for garden and nature enthusiasts. The menu is available Friday through Sunday from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Select options include: pad Thai with thin rice noodles, cucumber, daikon-mung bean sprouts, soft scrambled eggs and peanuts; crudités of farm stand vegetables and dipping sauce; steakhouse salad, sliced flank steak, North Fork tomatoes, caramelized onions, roasted mushrooms and crisp potato discs with a Chianti-vinaigrette dressing; cucumber-dill cold soup, white bean dip; and steak and vegetarian wraps. 631-537-3700. hamptonsartofeating.com. THE PoInT BAr & GrIll in Montauk offers sports fans half off select appetizers and drinks from 4 to 7 p.m., Monday through Friday, just in time for the World Cup. Appetizers include: steamed mussels in a garlic-butter and white wine or zesty marinara sauce; baked clams; nachos made with crispy tortillas topped with cheddar cheese, jalapeños, The Point chili, sour cream and salsa; calamari served crispy with The Point’s marinara sauce; wings made traditionally hot or spicy jerk, with celery and bleu cheese. 631-668-1500. pointbarandgrill.com

little|red of Southampton serves brunch Friday, Saturday and Sunday in addition to the regular a la carte menu. Guests may enjoy a variety of cocktails including the Little Bellini with Prosecco and blood orange or a Bloody Mary with pickled vegetables. Menu options include: classic eggs benedict; English breakfast with English bacon, B&W blood pudding, baked beans, fried eggs and roasted tomatoes; ham and steak with scrambled eggs; seasonal fruit plate with yogurt and granola; and Fat and Fluffy French Toast. 631-283-3309. littleredsouthampton.com. muSE In THE HArBor in Sag Harbor offers a three-course prix fixe Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday from 5:30 p.m. until close for $30, plus tax and gratuity. Menu highlights include: the Grecian Muse chicken served with Kalamata olives and roastvegetable orzo topped with baby arugula chopped salad and lemon, caper, feta hollandaise; blackened mahi mahi; and Grandma G’s zeppole served with raspberry, vanilla and caramel sauce. 631-899-4810. museintheharbor.com. ToWnlInE BBq in Sagaponack debuted a new meat program aimed at changing the quality of meat served in the restaurant. In the ongoing initiative to be a green, organic and healthy restaurant, Townline will now offer only grass-fed, antibiotic- and hormone-free meat that is humanely raised. Customers will now be able to order their choice of meat in quantities of a quarter- pound, a half-pound, a pound or as a sandwich. This will allow diners to mix and match their meat orders. Townline BBQ’s beef selection offers the following: beef short ribs; smoked brisket; burnt ends; brisket sandwich; Townline burger. 631-537-2271. townlinebbq.com.


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dan’s harVest east end 2014 will take place on saturday, august 23, at the beautiful mccall Vineyard and ranch in cutchogue. the event includes component events such as the festival tasting and the Vin-iP experience.

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A Guide to Local Favorites BoBBy VAn’S Steak and Fish $$$ Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Open Mon–Fri. 11:30 a.m.–10:30 p.m. Sat. 11:30 a.m.–10:30 p.m., Sun. 11:30–10 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590, bobbyvans.com. HAmPTon coFFEE comPAny Espresso Bar, Bakery, Cafe & Coffee Roastery $ A Hamptons classic since 1994 and a Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” Famous hand-roasted coffee, real baristas, muffins and bagels, egg sandwiches, a Mexican Grill and more. Open 6 a.m.–8 p.m. daily, year round. Locations in Water Mill next to The Green Thumb farmstand and in Westhampton Beach across from Village Hall and in Southampton on the highway next to BMW. Also anywhere with their Mercedes Mobile Espresso Unit for your event! 631-726-coFE or visit them on Twitter and Facebook. hamptoncoffeecompany.com. m.j. DoWlInG’S STEAK HouSE AnD TAVErn American $$ Great selection of American fare in a friendly pub atmosphere. Draft Beers. Family owned and operated. Game room and pool table. 3360 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4444. olD SToVE PuB American $$$ A Hamptons classic since 1969. Perfectly charred steaks at the oldest stove in the Hamptons. Open 7 Days, lunch Saturday and Sunday noon–3 p.m., Prix Fixe Sunday– Thursday four courses $29. Live piano Friday and Saturday. Reservations 3516 Montauk Highway, Sagaponack. 631-537-3300. oSTErIA SAlInA Sicilian/Italian $$ Think Sicilian ingredients like extra virgin olive oil, currants, pine nuts, fava beans, couscous and candied oranges. Authentic Sicilian and family recipes from the Aeolian Island of Salina, including Caponatina, Bucatini con Sarde, Pesce Spada, Polpo, Artisanal Cannoli and Salina’s signature dessert, “Panino di Gelato.” 95 School Street, Bridgehampton. 631-613-6469, osteriasalina.com. PIErrE’S Casual French $$$ Euro-chic but casual French restaurant and bar. Late

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EAST HAmPTON r rAcE lAnE Local Cuisine $$$ New menu! Relax by the fireplace and enjoy some cheese, charcuterie and wine. Serving dinner nightly from 5 p.m. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. Three-course Prix fixe, $33 until 7 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays at 6 p.m. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022, racelanerestaurant.com. GEorGIcA GE Eclectic American $$$ High-energy dining. Contemporary, delicious food. Meats, pastas, desserts and more. Overlooking Georgica Pond. 108 Wainscott Stone Road, Wainscott. 631-537-6255, Georgicarestaurant.com.

NORTH fORK AND RIvERHEAD clIFF’S ElBoW room Steak and Seafood $$ The best aged and marinated steak, freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Lunch and dinner. Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631722-3292; 1065 Franklinville Rd., Laurel. 631-298-3262, elbowroomli.com.

olD mIll Inn Local Cuisine $$$ Built in 1820, delights customers with great waterfront dining on the deck overlooking Mattituck Inlet and by woodburning fireplace in the pub. This destination restaurant in North Fork wine country showcases fresh, local ingredients. Voted Best Of The Best Bar, bringing top-notch artists to the East End. Reservations recommended. 631-298-8080, oldmillinn.com.

cuisine with Italian soul. Extensive wine list featuring local and Italian wines, full bar with happy hour specials. Private room available for all occasions. Special chef’s family-style menu available for small groups. Winner of BOB 2012 Best Summer Drink: Blueberry Lemonade. 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-298-5851, touchofvenice.com.

Price Range Local Wine Kid-Friendly For complete restaurant listings and more dining information, visit DansPapers.com

orIEnT By THE SEA Seafood $ Restaurant and full-service marina. Offering an extensive menu of local seafood and fresh vegetables. Located next to Cross Sound Ferry. Dine while you overlook beautiful Gardiners Bay on our outdoor deck. Open seven days for lunch and dinner. 40200 Main Road, Orient. 631-323-2424, orientbythesea.com.

PorTo BEllo Italian $$ Celebrating 22 years in their original location on the waterfront at 1410 Manhasset Ave., Brewer’s Marina, Greenport. Offering local and imported wines, Porto Bello is one of the North Fork’s hidden treasures! 631-477-1515.

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jEDEDIAH HAWKInS Inn American $$ An ever-evolving menu that places an emphasis on local and sustainably grown ingredients. “Excellent food and excellent service in an excellent ambiance.” Newsday. 400 Jamesport Avenue, Jamesport 631-722-2900, jedediahhawkins.com. DINING OUT KEY:

PEPI’S rESTAurAnT Italian Seafood $$ Arrive by boat or car, free docking available. Superior waterfront dining—Italian, seafood and more. Serving local wines. Family friendly. 400 Old Main Road, Southold. 631-765-6373, pepisrestaurant.com.

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TWEED’S Continental $$ Located in historic Riverhead, Tweed’s Restaurant & Buffalo Bar in the J.J. Sullivan Hotel serves the finest local food specialties and wines. Open seven days for lunch and dinner. 17 E. Main St. 631-208-3151, tweedsrestaurant.com.

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75 mAIn rESTAurAnT AnD lounGE Italian/American $$$ Executive chef Mark Militello. Open daily, 8 a.m.–4:30 p.m. Dinner 4:30 p.m.–midnight, 75 Main Street, Southampton. 631-283-7575, 75main.com. THE GolDEn PEAr cAFÉS $$$ Casual café bistros feature exceptional breakfasts, lunches and catering. Homemade baked goods, fresh roasted coffee and unsurpassed people watching make visits to the Golden Pears a longstanding Hamptons tradition. Open seven days. Locations in Southampton, Bridgehampton, Sag Harbor and East Hampton. 631-283-8900, goldenpearcafe.com. HAmPTon lADy rESTAurAnT Seafood $ Enjoy the freshest seafood with an Italian flare. Ocean and bay views. Check out our new menu. Open all year long for lunch & dinner. Prixe fix lunch $14.99. 363 Dune Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-5239. mATSulIn Asian $$ Finest Asian Cuisine. Zagat-Rated. Lunch, dinner, sushi & Sake Bar. Catering available. Open daily from noon. 131 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838, matsulin.com.

wESTHAmPTON Buoy onE Seafood & Steak $$ Offering the freshest fish and finest steaks, daily specials, Eat in or take out. 62 Montauk Hwy., Westhampton 631998-3808 & 1175 W. Main Street, Riverhead 631-208-9737, buoyone.com. Also in Huntington! Check out DansPapers.com for more listings and events.


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also have the option to renew the great deal of foot traffic provide lease if they desire to do so. It’s artists with an opportunity for a win-win situation for all parties enhanced exposure they wouldn’t involved. ordinarily attain. BACP selects Farkas Glanzrock works with a relevant artwork for commercial variety of reputable galleries on lobbies reflects a particular the East End and in Manhattan. building’s history, location Lawrence Fine Art, a gallery located and provenance, dramatically in East Hampton, represents a enriching the experience of number of established local street both the tenant and visitor, as artists, including Sen2 and LARoc. well as increasing the building’s Thought-provoking, inspiring value. We anticipate that BACP and enjoyable works of art can will encourage more commercial definitely add a positive vibe to buildings to become involved,” any open space. From a restaurant says Farkas Glanzrock. or retail business to a commercial BACP orchestrates every lobby, the presence of art can detail along the way, from the enhance and transform an installation of artwork to the otherwise lifeless backdrop into a marketing and publicity of the delightful and vibrant atmosphere. artist. One of the main priorities Artists create works of art to share the Building Art Curatorial artist DOC (Desire Obtain Cherish) and a vision, personal experience or Program focuses on is to provide Cindy Farkas glanzrock with their interpretation of something. a memorable experience and to “Delicious Mess” in new york Whatever the inspiration, we can inspire. The meshing together of real estate and art makes all admire and appreciate their talents and support perfect sense. Building owners who take part in them on their journey to discovery and success. the program have the option to buy the displayed For more information about BACP and Glanzrock artwork before their lease terminates—they have first right of refusal. Tenants have the second option Realty Service, contact Cindy Farkas Glanzrock at to buy. Visitors and guests may inquire with the cindy.glanzrock@gmail.com, 917-769-9980 or visit gallery once the art is removed from the space, if glanzrockrs.com. Follow Farkas Glanzrock’s blog at they wish make a purchase. Landlord and artist realartmuse.com Courtesy Rubinstein PR

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BRIDgEHAMPtON Lynda Greenblatt to Andrew & Liliane Ratner 58 Norris Lane, $1,620,000

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DERINg HARBOR Jason Weisenfeld to Eric & Stephanie Deutsch 5 Dering Woods Lane, $3,250,000

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EASt HAMPtON Amanda & Lester Baylinson to Jezebel 21 LLC 190 Cedar Street, $1,653,000

WAINScOtt Tommaso Albanese to Debra November 71 Wainscott Stone Road, $4,365,000

MONtAUk Gary & Madeline Aprea to Zwirner Family 2012 Trust 170 Old Montauk Highway, $2,800,000

WAtER MILL 122 Olivers Cove LLC to AGI Hamptons LLC 122 Olivers Cove Lane, $12,000,000

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HAMPTON BAYS Bright, sun filled ranch located on a quiet cul-de-sac. Home features include living room with cathedral ceilings and fireplace, dining room with sliders to deck, large kitchen, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths including a master en-suite and full basement. Minutes to ocean, bay, train, Jitney and Hampton Bays Hamlet. Exclusive | $435,000 | ML# 266332 Joan Zito Licensed RE Salesperson 631.631.488.7172

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