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Honoring the Artist: Joe Chierchio Managing Editor: Susan M. Galardi

The lure of nostalgia has never been stronger than it is now in these days of financial crisis and discontent. Yet cover artist Joe Chierchio is not one to paint subjects just because they reflect a relevant time and place. Chierchio’s images respond to his own childhood growing up in Brooklyn and his love of the past. They also represent his penchant for storytelling and distinct way of capturing an important moment in the life of a person, event or environment. Whether he is conveying a big city at night, in works like “Late Shift Diner” and “Last Train,” or small town life in “Barbershop” and “Sag Harbor Cinema,” Chierchio adds a personal touch to every scene. Q: What do you think is appealing about the cover? A: The barber was one of the nicest persons in town. He gave us boys our first haircut. Going there was fun. And he gave us a lollypop. Q: Getting a first haircut was a rite-of-passage, too. Did your barbershop have a red and white pole outside? A: You bet. I still remember the one I went to, Louie’s OK Barbershop, in Brooklyn. Everyone had their own shaving mug on a shelf. It was also a wonderful meeting place, like a diner. Q: I know you have painted a lot of diners. A: Yes, I did a series called “The Regulars.” There were three people at a counter reading a newspaper. We’re wondering what they’re reading. Q: Besides what they are reading, how about why they are reading? A: In my art, people are not just sitting around. They have things to do. They have chores. If it’s not so explicit as to why they are doing things, viewers can read into it. And they

can say, “I had a moment like that.” Q: That’s what makes a good narrative or story. I have a feeling that your own personal life is filled with doing things, activities. A: Yes. I work on several things at a time; I like to keep busy, painting, going to galleries, having dinner with friends. But I don’t read. I’d rather do an art work or see a film or watch TV. Q: Talk about your various projects, you are working on a series about Coney Island. A: When I was growing up, this was our Hamptons. It was a great escape; we would bring a blanket, go swimming, go under the boardwalk where the Bop House was. We’d dance and party, get out of the heat. Q: How about the mixed media project you’re doing? It presents other kinds of challenges. A: I am doing works with two media, photography and art. A photographer friend is doing the photographs, and I’m doing the art. The style is like Film Noir and Pop Art. Sometimes the images have a comic book feel, with strong colors. I’m working now on something called “Horsing Around.” The narrative has sexual overtones: a couple is in bed where the woman has the upper hand. She’s in the driving seat. There’s a hotel sign outside the window. Q: So what’s your primary purpose in painting an image? A: I try and create moments in paint. —Marion Wolberg Weiss Chierchio’s work can be seen at New York’s Broadfoot and Broadfoot Gallery (484 Broome Street, 646-808-7470) and Southampton’s Arthur Kalaher Fine Art (631-204-0383) You can email him at


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Beach Dogs Dog Bites, Lawyers and other East Hampton Beach Stories By Dan Rattiner When I was a boy growing up, we were taught that if someone kicks sand in your face at the beach you should beat him up. There was an advertisement in all comic books and magazines that ran for years that promotes that. It was a cartoon strip. In the first few panels, a big bully kicks sand in this little fellow’s face and the little fellow can’t do anything about it. So his girlfriend jumps up and walks off with the big bully. In the second group of panels, this same bully comes by and the little guy is lying there on the blanket with his girlfriend and the bully kicks sand in his face. But this time, the little guy jumps up and we see he is all muscle-bound. He punches the bully.

“Ow,” says the bully, running off crying. “Oh Joey,” sighs the girlfriend. This comic strip was an ad for the Charles Atlas Method of getting yourself into shape. There was a magazine to subscribe to and some equipment you could buy. Today if someone kicks sand in your face and

I would also like to point out to you that on the beach as elsewhere, you are always in danger in one way or another. If a seal comes ashore and you try to pat him you will get bit. If a Frisbee hits you in the nose you will have a broken nose. And if a dog kicks sand in your computer, well, I guess you just move. There’s also the matter of surfboards and fishhooks. It’s a dangerous world out there. The first story is about a man and woman who were both bitten by a large dog. The man and woman were walking westbound down the beach in Amagansett when they saw a female jogger approaching with a large dog. All were down by the water’s edge. The jogger smiled. Her dog grwoled, ran ahead and over to the woman walker and knocked her to the ground, then jumped on her and began biting her on the neck. Her husband jumped on the dog, which then began biting him on the neck and chest. “Hey, come back here,” the jogger shouted cheerfully. The dog got off and ran to her obe-

On the beach as elsewhere, you are always in danger in one way or another.

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calls you a name, you call your lawyer. With that in mind, I would like to present two dog stories, one about to go to court in Amagansett, and another which has already gone through court in East Hampton. The one in Amagensett involves a dog behaving badly and injuries, and there is no excuse for what happened. The other involves a happy little dog on a leash, a lack of signage and some Piping Plovers.

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diently. She ran by, not breaking her stride, then looked back over her shoulder. “You two all right?” she asked. The two walkers got up. “No,” one of them said. They were bleeding from their wounds. The woman waved again and strode along. Glad to hear everything was okay, seemed to be her message. The couple followed the woman as she ran up the beach to the parking lot at Atlantic Avenue Beach nearby and her dog jumped into the back seat. Then she drove off, but not before the couple got her license plate number. The court date is sometime this week. The male victim was a high-powered New York City lawyer named Sandor Frankel, according to Martin Ligornet, a friend who told me about this. The other victim was his wife Ruth Frankel. I put two telephone calls in to Mr. Frankel asking that he return them but so far he has not. I hope they are all right. And I hope Martin got this right. The second story involves an East Hampton painter named Carol Saxe. Carol has a little tiny dog who wouldn’t hurt a fly. She was walking him along the beach at a legal hour—there are legal hours to walk dogs and illegal hours when not to. There are many different activities down at the beach and they all have to be taking place so as to not interfere with one another. Ms. Saxe followed a path to the beach (a sign-indicated “path”) and then walked her dog right down near the surf line. The tide was way out. It was quite beautiful out there.

At a certain point, a local East Hampton Village traffic control officer on a threewheeled motorized vehicle approached and told her she was too close to an area staked off so piping plovers could nest, and he wrote her out a ticket for that. The fine for being too close to a marked-off piping plover nesting area is $150 at minimum. Since Ms. Saxe felt she was wrongly ticketed, she decided to fight the ordinance in court. Here is the account of her court appearance before Judge Catherine Cahill as she wrote it to me in an email. Dear Dan: I went to court with my well-researched and thought-out defense after having consulted friendly, free legal counsel. I was dressed in appropriate business attire and had a folder of beautifully printed 8 x 10 photographs of the scene of the alleged crime, taken within 20 minutes of the violation; time and date recorded from my camera. I eagerly looked forward to the mini trial of the century where I would dazzle the court and win my case for all dog lovers of East Hampton. However, I had been advised beforehand that the prosecutor would meet with me first and try to adjudicate the case without a trial. I hoped that he would be blown away and totally overwhelmed by my “evidence” and dismiss the case before trial. This is what transpired. He immediately dismissed some of my legal arguments. The town claims they have jurisdiction into the

ocean despite the New York state map showing the village boundary at the high tide mark. They also claim that the imaginary lines into the ocean and along the shore are enforceable. He was, however, very impressed by my photos which showed NO SIGN and showed a path along the water at low tide very far from any nesting area. He took these photos into a brief meeting with the teenage enforcer who had ticketed me, who confirmed my story. He agreed as to the path I had walked along the water line and confirmed that he had not seen me anywhere near the actual bird nesting site. The prosecutor then offered to show my photographic evidence to Judge Cahill and to suggest dismissal. I raised some of the legal issues and he said that I could take my chances with a trial. I said, no, thank you and let him do his thing. There was some whispering between the prosecutor and the Judge. I learned later that I should have been privy to the conversation and should have asked to be included. My hearing is not great, but I did hear some of it. Judge Cahill seemed very surprised by the photos…saying things like…“she was all the way over here…and the nests are way over there...this is really low tide…where is that fence…it really is FAR from the water…” She seemed to think a ticket was undeserved. Then she ruled. I was offered a 6-month “probation.” If I do not violate any dog ordinances on the beaches for six months, then the (continued on page 24)

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Dunkin’ Donut Kings Just Might Succeed at this Unusual Spot By Dan Rattiner Dunkin’ Donuts will open a new branch on the southwest corner of County Road 39 and North Sea Road. For those who have been watching this corner for the last 30 years, as one restaurant after another starts up there and then fails, there is the feeling of, well, of COURSE! Everything has been tried. Since it was brought there on a truck around 1975, as one of those gleaming chrome diners, it’s been everything the human restaurant mind can devise. There were high hopes for it when it first opened as a family restaurant called Southampton Diner. After that closed, it was Doobie’s Diner, then after that closed, Pablo’s, then after that closed the hot dog stand called Hiram’s Hotdogs, then after that closed a new diner which, for some reason, the new owners thought should be named the Greasy Spoon,

then, after that closed, someone had it clad with wooden paneling so it could become a Chock Full o’ Nuts, then when that closed the re-incarnation of the diner called, incredibly, and once again, the Greasy Spoon (this time with waitresses), then, beginning around 2005, Starbucks. Starbucks closed down last spring. Now it is Dunkin’ Donuts’ turn. Well, FINALLY! Something that will SUCCEED! The problem, of course, has been this diner’s location. It’s one storefront in from the corner where these two big, four lane highways cross. And so it is virtually impossible to get to from any direction other than from the eastbound lanes. It is, actually, perfectly positioned for those lanes. From the others, it’s a big frustration. You might have it in your head to get a Mexican meal at Pablo’s or a Starbuck’s cappuccino, but

unless your global position on the planet is eastbound of this building, forget it. It’s just nearly impossible. From all other directions it involves, at a minimum, at least one left turn across four lanes and/or a drive past of half a mile and then a K turn. Forget it. Southampton definitely needed a Starbucks in 2005. The problem was that the purchasing agents from Starbucks must have been shown that property on a day in the middle of January when there was no traffic. It looked good to the Starbucks guy, right there on the highway. Trouble is that Starbucks is a place you go for contemplation, friendly talk and a good cappuccino. For this location, by the time you got there, you were so frustrated and pissed off in doing so that you had no great desire for either a cappuccino, friendly conversation nor contemplation. (continued on page 28)

HANGING THE BANKS ON THEIR OWN PETARD By Dan Rattiner When mortgage rates went way down a little over two years ago, I called the bank that holds the mortgage for the Dan’s Papers office building in Bridgehampton to ask them about re-financing. The bank is Capital One. It was called North Fork Bank when I got the loan 15 years ago. But Capital One had gobbled up North Fork. “Look in your North Fork files,” I said, “It’s in there. I think the rate is 7% or 7 1/2,% I’m really not sure. In fact, call me and tell me.” “We have no idea where your mortgage is,” this banker told me. “All the mortgages have been sold and re-sold and re-sold. They get bundled

together. Your mortgage could have been sold 10 times by now. I don’t think that anybody knows who has it at this point. Except if you stop paying. Then somebody will surely make themselves known.” This was in 2007. A little red flag about Wall Street should have come up. But it didn’t. I took it more personally. “You SOLD my mortgage?” This conversation came to mind the other day when I read about a new way that homeowners are dealing with banks who threaten to foreclose. The homeowners just don’t pay the monthly payments.

“It’s not MY problem,” one woman said. “They’re the people who broke their own rules to set this up. If I didn’t qualify for this loan, why didn’t they just tell me?” “I thought I was getting a better rate,” said a man. “But no. When we got to the closing there were so many fees and costs it was just the same as it was before.” “I don’t know why they just won’t settle with me,” another man said. “When they foreclose, they get the house. The house is worth half what it was. I’m saying take half now, but they won’t do it.” (continued on page 36)

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Victory for Castro. Need I say more?” I was stunned. Immediately I sat up, while a suspicious-looking crab with binoculars passed by. “Does President Nixon know about this?” “Of course not. Why he might put a stop to it if he knew. And that would hurt his chances of continuing as president.” “But he must get suspicious.” “Well, once he found a bug in a salad but he was told it was seasoning.”

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The Inundation Problems, Polluted Waters & a Breakdown on Shelter Isl. By Dan Rattiner It’s certainly not something to be taken lightly. The British Petroleum Disaster in the Gulf of Mexico is the single greatest man-made disaster that ever happened. And yet, there is something eerily familiar about what has been going on on Shelter Island in these last few weeks. It’s as if some very bad playwright has taken the BP Disaster on the road, and given the result of his labors to a community theatre group on that island. Memorize these lines. It’s got power and majesty. It’s a play that theatergoers will never forget. The plotline is familiar. Americans have a need that is unmet. The citizenry say to those in charge that something will have to be done. Permits are issued. Machines are brought in, pumps are turned on and the problem is solved. Then something goes wrong. There’s a breakdown. Perhaps an explosion. And then disaster. A liquid is released and is dispersed into the waters. And the shellfish and sea creatures die. Of course, everything on Shelter Island is on a very small scale. The little theatre group is on a very tight budget, after all. And furthermore, events get a little backwards and sometimes make no sense—a problem with the script. For example in the case of Shelter Island, the authorities vote to deliberately pollute the waters to resolve a problem. Frankly, it’s a pretty amateurish production. Here’s the story of Shelter Island. I call it The Inundation. Sometime in March 2010, there are a series of very violent and very wet rainstorms in the area, particularly on Shelter Island. Huge amounts of water are dumped on the land. The result is flooding, not only in the low-lying

areas, but high up in the hills, where if there is a swale in a hillside or a crease in a meadow, the water collects. It collects because the ground is saturated and the water leaks out of it. And there is this strange, almost unnatural situation where in many areas of Shelter Island, even high up, the roads are flooded and the farmland is flooded and the basements are flooded. Cars are being turned back. Crap in the basements begins to smell. Something will have to be done. The powers that be, responding to the demands of the populace, decide to pump out all the floodwaters into the bay. One end of the hoses will be set into the floodwaters, filthy with all the crap that humans put on the land—pesticides, candy wrappers, oil dripping from car engines, overflows from gas pumps, cake boxes, turpentine, six-in-one oil and landscape chemicals, all of which trickle into the ponds—and the other end in the bay and attach a pump in the middle. The water will flow. And it will enter the bay, which will become polluted. It will also solve the problem of the flooding. It doesn’t seem at first glance that this will work. The dirty water is moved into Peconic Bay nearby just a few hundred yards out. How does that help the Island? Won’t it just flow back? Well, the pumped water is released at the bottom of Peconic Bay, so it is well below the water line on the land, and well below the surface of the water. Will it raise the sea level? Absolutely not. You can count on that. This dirty water is just a raindrop in the rain barrel of the world’s oceans. Some of it, very little of it actually, will be swept away and out to sea, perhaps to be caught up in the same swoop of the sea current that is trying to get the BP Oil spill around the protuberance of Florida and

up the Atlantic Coast toward, well, who knows? Well, that hasn’t happened yet. Okay, so maybe it will raise the water level a billionth of an inch. This is a sort of tense part of the play. But as you see, with the explanation, the tension is relieved, and we move on. We move on to the starting up of the pumps. The decision is made, the signal is given and the pump engines are started and begin sucking. The waters flow. And the bay—anybody can see this—is growing brown and grey with the new polluted waters. This was supposed to happen. But now somebody has sounded the alarm. The Environmental Protection Agency wades into the fray. The fish are endangered. The ducks are covered with, what, those plastic six-pack beer necklaces they can’t get out of? It’s not a bad inundation yet, anyway. But for now, we have to do something. We can’t ban the pumping—they’ve got all the permits and paperwork and permissions, so let’s ban shell fishing. The fishermen cannot fish in this. What they come up with will be inedible. And so there is a scene in this play where the notices are tacked up on the telephone poles down near Coecles Harbor (named after the coecles) and Deering Harbor (named after the Deerings), that shell fishing is banned until further notice, until testing proves that those sea creatures who might have been affected by this inundation have either died from it or swum or hobbled painfully away leaving just good healthy lobsters and clams and oysters and crabs. Could happen in a couple of weeks. Or months. Or maybe years. We’ll just have to see. How long do these damn creatures live (continued on page 24)

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Who’s Here

Janet Flora

By Janet Flora There is a new Peter Elliot Store on Jobs Lane. You may remember that this is not the first time a Peter Elliot Store has been in Southampton; there was one that closed more than seven years ago after a two-year presence. It is owned by Elliot Rabin, who owns Peter Elliot Men and Peter Elliot Women on Madison Avenue, as well as Peter Elliot Blue on Lexington Rabin opened his first store on Second Avenue in 1977. He started that store with a partner who’s first name was Peter. Thus the Peter Elliot name. But the partner soon decided he didn’t want to be in retail and left Rabin with the store, no merchandise, and little money. Rabin said, “I asked my father who owned a retail store in Charleston, South Carolina for a loan, and he said, ‘No I told you not to go into retail.’” When the partner quit and his father wouldn’t lend him the money, Rabin said to his one employees, Larry Wertheimer, who was 17 at the time, “Come on. We’re going to Southampton, and we’re going to get something to sell.” They did make that trip to Southampton over July 4 weekend in 1977, and found themselves at Henry Lehr. At that time, Henry Lehr was selling a line called Go Silk and people were lined up outside to buy it. Rabin found where to buy the merchandise, took his last $5,000, and bought a lot of the same items being sold at Henry Lehr. Rabin and Wertheimer packed two checker cabs full of merchandise and opened for business the next day. In two months, Elliot Rabin had turned his $5,000 into $50,000. Besides his good business acumen and determination, Rabin, a modest Southern gentleman who stands just 5’7”, had a lucky break. “Larry Wertheimer’s father was a game hunter and he gave us this old mangled lion’s head,” said Rabin. “It was the ‘70s; I wanted to be politically incorrect, so in my window I had a woman mannequin holding a rifle, with her foot on the lion’s head, and I had a male mannequin’s holding a camera. Well, soon after, an animal activist threw a brick through the window and my store ended up on the front page of The New York Times!” However, it’s not just determination, good business sense, and a little bit of luck that got the now 68-year-old entrepreneur where he is today. Before opening that first store back in 1977, the Charleston, South Carolina native was educated at The Citadel and the University of London, where he studied law. Rabin did not complete his formal education in London, but instead decided to hitchhike and see the world. The jaunt even-

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Elliot stores have a 24-hour emergency service phone number for special clients and concierges at fine hotels. “It all started because one night in 1979 after 10:00 p.m., I was doing some paperwork and cleaning up and a businessman called the store in a panic because the airline had lost his luggage,” Rabin said. “The man had an important meeting the next day. When I answered the phone the man said ‘you must be the janitor.’ I said, ‘yes I am but I can help you, come on over.’” The businessman bought two suits that night, and three weeks later he came back and spent $10,000. Besides the great merchandise that will be in the Southampton store, Rabin brings that love of retailing, and old-fashioned customer relations to Jobs Lane. “Nothing feels better than a customer who comes back wearing the same shirt after 15 years and tells me it’s hard to wear it out,” he said. According to Rabin, the new Southampton store will be different. “The first Southampton store didn’t work because I blew it. I introduced women’s clothes into a space that was less than 600 square feet. That doesn’t work. Men do not want to shop in a store that size that also has women’s clothes,” he said. This new store will carry men’s clothes only. Another departure is that in this store, Rabin has a partner and a brand new line of clothing. He and Chaz Bertrand of Atlantis Weather Gear have joined together to form Atlantis by Peter Elliot, which is the name of the store. Rabin says of Bertrand and his team, “These guys are brilliant at what they do; they’re sailors, they know the sea, and they make the best sailing gear around.” In fact, they have been contracted to design the gear for the United States’ sailing team in the next summer Olympics. Rabin already sells Atlantis jackets and vests in his store in Manhattan. “Customers love them,” he says, “they’re good looking, practical and can go from sailing to skiing.” In addition to Atlantis outerwear, the Southampton store will carry sportswear, as well as Peter Elliot’s signature cashmere sweaters and shirts from Italy, and some footwear like an all rubber sneaker that resembles the old Converse sneaker, and a rubber loafer that looks like an old Bass Weejun. What you won’t find at Peter Elliot in Southampton or Manhattan is anything made in China. Rabin told me one of his retail mantras is: “Our merchandise is finer—ain’t nothing made in China.” Rabin also likes to quote the British economist John Maynard Keys

“I asked my father, who owned a store in Charleston, for a loan and he said, ‘No. I told you not to go into retail.’” tually took him to New York where his sister Eileen had settled. He began his retail career there, at Bloomingdale’s, and then sharpened his designing talents at Pucci, Givenchy and Oscar de la Renta. Certainly Rabin’s experience in designing and retail became the foundation for his future success, but he credits something else as well: catering to the customer. Many of his customers have been coming back so many years that he now sees their children and grandchildren. The Peter

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who said, “Quality remains long after the price is forgotten.” To that quote Rabin adds his own tag line, which is, “When there is value.” Rabin has been splitting his time between Manhattan and Southampton for years. He spends the early part of the week out East with his eight-year-old son Joshua, who attends Our Lady of the Hamptons school, and lives there with his mother Loreen Enright, a music and voice teacher. Rabin cited another reason for his success over the years. “I couldn’t do what I do without the team. I have an amazing supporting cast. My sister Eileen Sorota runs the women’s store, my general manager Isabelle Hardy has been with me over 10 years, and Bill Wood is the interior/exterior designer in all my stores.” By the way, Larry Wertheimer, the 17-year-old

employee who helped load the checker cabs with the first merchandise to be sold, is still one of Rabin’s dearest friends, “I practically raised him,” Rabin said. The day that I visited Rabin in the men’s store on Madison Avenue he and his sister were preparing for a ‘going away party’ in the Women’s store across the street for an employee who’d spent 10 years with the company—an unusual commitment in a small retail business. Rabin is a formidable presence with a booming voice, a firm handshake and sparkling eyes. You’re sure to recognize him if you see him in Southampton this summer with his signature shaved head and eyebrows thick as pelts of skin. He may just be wearing something by Peter Elliot for Atlantis.


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June 19: A Night of Amazing Parties Pride in the Hamptons: Live Out Loud’s 2nd Annual Fundraiser When: June 19, 2010, 6-8:30 p.m. Where: 21 North Bay Lane, East Hampton How: Tickets start at $85 ($100 at door). Go to or contact Leo Preziosi at 212-651-4236. Dedicated to empowering lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) youth, Live Out Loud is a not-for-profit organization that connects LGBT youth with role models and leaders in the LGBT community. The organization, founded nine years ago, will be hosting

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Human Resting Area: It’s Our Turn

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By Susan M. Galardi I was at a beach party over the weekend at Sagg Main. Blue sky above. Kids floating at the cut to the west. Guys reeling in 18-inch bluefish at the edge of the surf. And behind us, a delicately fenced off area with signs, wires and little orange flags to mark the territory of terns and plovers. Then, somebody showed up with a dog. “Get that dog on a leash!” a man shouted, “That is a protected wildlife area—terns and plovers are nesting!” The careless dog owner promised to keep an eye on the fluffy haired beast (a poodle). And in fact, the dog had no interest in the birds. But plovers and terns are a hot button issue out here. Their numbers were almost wiped out a few decades ago, and so came a fullblown effort to save them by creating special, protected Tern and Plover Nesting Areas—cordoning off large swaths of beach; prohibiting driving in some areas; limiting dogs; and the thorn in many Hamptonites’ side, postponing July 4 Fireworks until some time in September. But we must protect the terns and plovers! At all costs! Even human costs! Yesterday I went to Long Beach in Sag Harbor, and as I quietly walked from the lot toward the water, I was dive bombed by a kamikaze tern. It screamed at me like a ban-

shee, fluttered menacingly above then dived at my head like an arrow from a crossbow. “Go away!” I screamed, flailing my arms and probably breaking some ordinance. I scurried away quickly, riddled with guilt, and reeling with visions of Tippi Hedron and the woman who had her eyes pecked out in The Birds. But unlike either her or Tippi, I deserved this treatment. I had disturbed the terns! How dare I? They must be PROTECTED. They need to be left alone on their swath of beach, surrounded by their fences and prohibiting us from letting our dogs run and our fireworks go off. I found a place for my chair far away from them. Shortly, some kids wandered over to the fence. “Stay away from there!” yelled the mom, hysterically. “You can’t disturb them—they’re NESTING!!!”

I suddenly felt extremely jealous of these annoying birds, and I realized that, when I die, I want to come back not as a dog in Manhattan, but as a TERN on a BEACH in the HAMPTONS. I want to be in my own little protected area for three months. Hell with the terns—try bothering ME and you’ll end up with a citation. And that’s when I thought of it: the creation of a Protected Human Resting Area. It would be inhabited only by tired adults with too many responsibilities who just want to sit on the beach and read a damn book and NOT be DISTURBED. Can you see it? We’d have large stretches on the best beaches where we could place our chairs far away from one other. If our children even TRIED to approach us, guards on the beach would yell, “You can’t go in there! Leave them alone! They’re RESTING!” In fact, if anyone came near, we would all get up, run outside of the protected area, screeching at the intruders, waving our arms and swinging to slap them, but just missing. If a dog ran in and started ogling our food cooler, a giant net would scoop it up and fling it into the cove. It would be illegal to disturb us IN ANY WAY until after Labor Day. There could be no fireworks nor noise of any kind anywhere near our area. Low flying helicop(continued on page 32)

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Howard Schultz, the President and Chief Executive Officer of Starbucks, bought a house in the Hamptons about 10 years ago. There was no Starbucks in Southampton at the time. I think when it opened, he must have thought— oh, that’s not quite right—but then might have thought, well, what do I know, that’s why I hired these people to find these locations. Also at that time, Starbucks was flying high. In 2000, Schultz turned over the reins of the company to a new CEO and it was he who had made this decision, amongst many others, about where new locations should open. In 2008, when it became apparent that many of this new CEO’s decisions were bad ones, Schultz roared back to life to save his company.

He asked the CEO to resign and took over the reins himself. He dealt with marketing and training, and he ordered the closing of about 200 of the least profitable Starbuck units. One of which—surprise—was Southampton. Well, he still has a great location in Bridgehampton and, for reasons of good foot traffic, another great location in East Hampton. Southampton thus closed. I think it fair to say that running a restaurant chain is largely about image and living up to that image. Several other big chains during that period tried to change their images a bit to compete with the sagging fortunes of Starbucks. One of them was McDonald’s, which tried to compete head on, but soon fell into a

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sort of hybrid with their cappuccino being just one more offering of cheap things on the menu. A more successful competitor was Dunkin’ Donuts. Dunkin’ Donuts had been for many years a sort of blue collar worker’s stop for fresh coffee and donuts. A new CEO there thought they could move slightly into Starbucks’ upscale market by offering an expensive, but Americanized, version of a cappuccino. He also ordered the chain to provide not just a good cup of coffee, but a great one. The plan worked. And so who passes eastbound along County Road 39 today? Everybody and anybody who is on his way out here, that’s who. In the morning, there’s a huge trade parade of swimming pool maintenance people, landscapers, carpenters, tennis court builders and climate control people who drive out here in pickup trucks beginning at 6 a.m. every morning and just LOVE to stop and have a coffee and donut to help wake themselves up. And oh look, a Dunkin’. This trade parade lasts until about 9, then ends once everybody is at work. After that, who comes out here, all day, are delivery people to restock the retailers and mixed in with them thousands of well-to-do people in BMWs and Porsches and Cadillacs heading out to their summer vacation homes. This goes on all day every day. Things ease up going eastbound around 5 p.m., with the single exception of Friday when the people from the city come out late into the evening. People aren’t much interested in a coffee and donut after about 5 p.m., however. It’s too near dinner. Or it’s too late after dinner. Later in the day, although there is a great jam of traffic going westbound, Dunkin’ Donuts has less appeal for the same reason. So that’s that. I wish Dunkin’ Donuts luck. They have already taken down the green Starbucks awning and repainted the place inside and out a variety of shades of coffee-color brown. Makes sense. But we STILL need a Starbucks in Southampton. Schultz, when you have a minute, perhaps you can bring us one? It would work very well downtown. Until then, we’ll have to make do with what just might be the best cappuccino ever anywhere, including Starbucks, at the back counter of Sant Ambroeus, the little uncompromising Italian restaurant on Main Street in that town that appears to be a café picked up by helicopter on the Piazza di SPagna in Rome and, Italian newspapers and all, just dropped right into the middle of here. The cappuccino will be the same price as in Starbucks, but it will be smaller, and it will be served to you in a crockery cup and saucer by a waiter in a white apron and you will drink it there, you will not take it out. You’ll lean on the glass bar as you drink it not far from the glass case where they scoop out the gelato. And if you know what’s good for you, you will speak only Italian. Buon Giorno. Like I said, we still need a Starbucks in Southampton.

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Plum Island Is for Sale. No It Isn’t. Yes It Is. By T.J. Clemente Two years ago, when then President George W. Bush and his administration were leaving no stones unturned on the “War on Terror,” his homeland security department proposed closing the Plum Island Federal Animal Disease center. The idea was to build a new state of the art facility somewhere else. For years it was speculated that in addition to animal disease research, other clandestine CIA activities transpired on Plum Island’s 843 acres, with just a few grim looking buildings—perhaps germ warfare research. The Nelson DeMille novel titled Plum Island didn’t help deter those notions. However, at the time, Southold Town Supervisor Scott Russell was set on saving the facility, a level 3 research lab. If it were level 4, then it might become the target of terrorist and anyone else who might like to get their hands on toxins fatal to humans, such as the Ebola virus and Anthrax. Homeland Security thought about a conversion to a level 4 that would entail spending an estimated $451 million. Even before the economic downturn, an infusion of that kind of money was seen as good business for the North Fork. Supervisor Russell explained why he wanted the expansion of the facilities, basically saying that it provided around 200 jobs for the 60 years it had been in existence. The decision made back in 2009, perhaps political at the time, came down: Plum Island would be closed and a level 4 facility would be built outside of New York—in a Republican district. Then the topic of conversation moved to: What would become of Plum Island? In recent conversations, Supervisor Russell explained that although General Services Administration (GSA) may want to sell the Island, there are other factors in play. First of all, the Obama Administration never funded the new facility to be built, thus delaying the closing date of Plum Island to 2018 or beyond. Russell explained that GSA was doing its job to prepare a sale, but whether or not they have the actual legitimate jurisdiction to be the sole administrator of the facility is up in the air. Homeland Security, and other government agencies, perhaps the CIA, all have a hand in the pie, so to speak. So, as speculation runs rampant about whether the Island is to become everything from a glorified old folks home, to a gambling Mecca, to a super sailboat marina, to a prison, the truth is that, most likely, it will remain the same for the next eight years. However, government being what it is, wheels are spinning on

various processes such as investigating the possibility of selling the Island, with all the reports being filed, hearings being held and political fodder amassing. With Tim Bishop running for his life to be reelected, no doubt he will stand firm and tall, advocating the status quo for his district to preserve the federal revenues flowing in. For those who sail Gardiner’s Bay and Long Island Sound, Plum Island is also home of the Plum Gut—a passage way most boats take when going from New York City, Westchester County, and southern

Connecticut to Montauk, Block Island and the Atlantic. Within the narrow passage way of the Plum Gut is the Plum Island Lighthouse. The land for the Lighthouse was purchased in 1827. Believe it or not, Benedict Arnold patrolled the Plum Gut for the British during the American Revolution after he turned traitor, following the West Point fiasco. A large segment of the British Fleet anchored off Plum Island after abandoning Boston during the Revolution because of the large supply of beef (Deep Hollow Ranch) and sheep, along with farm goods so readily available for the taking on the East End. In fact one (continued on next page)

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Angry Book People Bestow Award - Hee Haw By Dan Rattiner A group of angry book reviewers, book publishers and prominent authors assembled on the lawn of Dan’s Papers in Bridgehampton on Saturday morning to protest the pathetically low level to which book reviews have sunk and to award a bronze plaque known as the Donkey Award (Equus Asinus) to the reviewer selected as the person writing the worst review in 2009-2010. “The award considered not only the level of writing of the review, but also the choice of the book reviewed,” said Donkey Award founder Martin Shepard. “The Times has strayed from

reviewing excellent books—philosophy, literature or translations by significant foreign authors. They review junk pop literature instead, and then, of course, the reviewer trashes it. What a waste of paper.” This was the First Annual Donkey Award. The winner of it this year was reviewer Janet Maslin’s double review of Caught by Harlan Coben and Never Look Away by Linwood Barclay, which Maslin wrote for The New York Times. Runners up for the Donkey Award were reviewer Nellie McKay for an extraordinarily bad review of John Lennon by Philip Norman,


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of the earliest sea battles of the Revolution was fought right there between Plum Island and Orient Point. Sailing around Plum Island and looking at the famous water tower and facilities has always been a topic of conversation for local sailors and power boaters as well as fisherman. I was told to stay away; I always wondered what really was happening on that island—a place where only security-cleared federal workers were allowed to commute via a special ferry. How many other federal facilities doing research are so well protected? Scott Russell is keeping a watchful eye on all possibilities, vowing to protect the interest of Southold Town’s well being—at least, its financial wellbeing.


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New York Times columnist Stuart Elliot, and over 500 others who together have helped positively affect thousands of lives. Midsummer Night Drinks: God’s Love We Deliver’s 10th Annual Fundraiser When: June 19, 2010, 6-9 p.m. Where: The Barnyard, home of Chad A. Leat, Bridgehampton How: Tickets: Co-Host (includes 4 tickets, invitation listing, and recognition at the event): $5000, Friends Committee (includes 2 tickets, invitation listing, and recognition at the event): $2500, Individual Tickets—$1,000, $500, and $300. Contact Susan Oher at 212294-8162 or

“Joan, you’re hired!” If those words sound familiar you’ve likely heard of God’s Love We Deliver, as they were the deserving recipients of over $500,000 thanks to Joan Rivers, a Donald Trump “Celebrity Apprentice” winner. The check has helped the organization meet the overwhelming demand for their services and now the Hampton community can do their part as well. Every year God’s Love We Deliver hosts their Midsummer Night Drinks annual fundraiser in a stunning Hampton resi-

dence (Rory and Elie Tahari hosted a past event in their home). The spirited party is held to help facilitate the non-profit’s mission to “improve the health and well-being of men, women and children living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other life-altering illnesses by alleviating hunger and malnutrition.” God’s Love We Deliver cooks and delivers over 3,400 meals every weekday to people living with HIV/AIDS, cancer, Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s diseases, and many other serious illnesses. Past attendees of this glamorous Christie at Ross East End event have included Tory Burch, Simon Doonan, Kyle MacLachlan, and Olivia Chantecaille, so expect this year’s affair to be star-studded and complete with cocktails, hors d’oeuvres, and a live auction.


SoFo’s Hawaiian Luau: South Fork Natural History Museum and Nature Center’s 5th Annual Dinner Dance When: June 19, 2010, 6:30-11 p.m. Where: South Fork Natural History Museum, 377 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton How: Cocktail ticket, $75 (6:30-8 p.m.); Cocktail, dinner, and dancing ticket $200 (6:30-11 p.m.); Patron table, $2,500 (8 tickets); Benefactor table, $5,000 (10 tickets); Underwriter table, $10,000 (10 tickets). Contact Carol Crasson at 631-537-9735 or email to purchase tickets. Come decked-out in your finest Hawaiian chic for this festive event and you’ll be in for some fabulous island fun. In addition to a performance by The Fugitives, this year’s South Fork Natural History Museum and Nature Center’s Hawaiian-themed dinner and dance will boast a decadently bountiful Hawaiian feast prepared by Southampton’s farm-totable favorite, Thyme & Again. All of the evening’s proceeds will go to benefit the museum’s educational programming. As Hamptonites we’re all very proud of the beautiful landscape we’re so privileged to be surrounded by, making the museum’s mission to “provide children and adults with an appreciation and understanding of the unique natural world of the South Fork of Long Island” all the more poignant. During the evening it will award its second annual $1,000 South Fork Natural History Museum—SoFo Scholarship to Charlotte LaGuardia, a Southampton High School graduating senior. LaGuardia was selected for her impressive academic track record and, according to Jim Ash, the museum’s Executive Director, “with the idea in mind that she will, as the result of undergraduate or graduate work, have an impact on the understanding and well-being of the natural environment.” Green Gala: Group for the East End When: June 19, 2010, 6-11 p.m. Where: Wölffer Estate Vineyards, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack,


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Sixteen-year-old Canadian singer Justin Bieber, who went from being an unknown artist on You Tube to a mega famous teen rock idol with an album My World 2.0 and several hit singles “Baby,” “Eenie Meenie,” with Sean Kingston, and his current single, “Somebody to Love,” is officially a pencil pusher! Yeah, I said it. What? He is part of the PoP global movement that hit the Hamptons this past Saturday. The Boat House, in East Hampton played host to Bieber’s fav organization, PENCILS of PROMISE, a charity which works to build schools and increase educational opportunities in the developing world. Actress Taryn Manning who stars in the upcoming CBS series, “Hawaii Five-O” was the official celebrity DJ and entertained PoP party goers by mixing it up on the turn tables alongside her boyfriend, Michael Linney. Adam Braun is the founder of PoP and was inspired by a trip to India, where he met a young boy who was Linney, Manning begging on the streets. Braun asked him, “What do you want most in the world?” The boy replied, “A pencil.” Braun reached into his backpack and handed him a pencil and then watched as a wave of possibility washed over him. Braun says, “I saw then the profound power and promise brought through something as small as a giving a pencil to just one child.” Over the next five years. Braun backpacked through more than 50 countries and handed out thousands of pens and pencils across six continents. According to Braun, the pencils are small pieces of potential that led to powerful conversations throughout numerous cultures and languages—conversations about the state of education and the local need to empower. Thanks to a $25 bank deposit by Braun and a simple desire to build just one school in the developing world. In less than two years, PoP has grown into an international movement of over 40,000 committed supporters. Even better, the first three schools were entirely funded by donations of less than $50 by students and young professionals from across the globe. That brings us back to Bieber who is such a dedicated pencil pusher that he wants to donate one dollar per ticket, from the sales of his upcoming National Concert Tour which kicks off June 23.

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Most of these people now view the money they aren’t paying to the banks as extra money. It helps them advertise their businesses. It helps them go on vacations. It helps them fix up their houses, even though they know that sooner or later they will be out of them. The thing is, it is now much later than sooner. The average amount of time that passes from when a bank forecloses and the homeowner is forced out is now measured in years. In Florida, the average is 415 days. In New York, the average is 561 days. The obvious reason for this is the great backlog of foreclosed homes that have to be dealt with. But there’s another reason too. Lawyers have now begun to do a brisk business in representing people who make the decision to simply stop paying their mortgages. “I just do as much as needs to be done to force

the bank to prove its case,” said Mark Stopa, who is one of these lawyers. “For example, I’ll ask them to prove that they are the oneswho owns the mortgage. I did that in one case eight months ago and it stopped the process cold. We still haven’t heard anything from them.” Stopa asks his clients to pay him a fee of about $1,500, spread out over a year or two. He can get them to remain in their homes sometimes for that amount of time and more. HELLO, TEA PAERTY! I read this story on the front page of The New York Times, with a jump to the Business Section where, I am sure, everyone is thinking—“How can we put a stop to this?” “I’ve just stopped being scared of bankers calling me and threatening to foreclose on me,” a woman said, “Let them be scared of ME.”

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their choices. The final decision was by popular vote among the jurists. Janet Maslin won it fair and square. Shepard read this quote from the winning review. “When a main character searching for a lost loved one becomes the main suspect in that person’s disappearance, the story is figuratively stuck on Monopoly’s low end Baltic Avenue.”—Janet Maslin. And he also read an excerpt from one of the reviews that was a runner-up. “Nobody can get to the heart of our Johnny, or ears. Gary Oldman lied but nobody licked him, being a journalist. Phyllis Diller’s The Wife is very impressive and lull that, but who’s got the money these days? (All the wrong pimple, that’s who—backoff scullards, go mount your monkey.) Nonetheless to fins this book is like Jo dine all over gin.”—Nellie McKay. He also said there was an attempt made to get an actual live donkey to the award ceremony, but the person with the donkey said in the morning it would cost $150, but then later in the day called back to say make that $500. As the former had been accepted it seemed an unfair thing to jack up the price so much in just a few hours, so the committee said never mind. The presence of the donkey at the awards was sort of hinted at in the press releases sent out prior to the event in the hopes that some reporters might show up to pet a donkey. But that idea did not seem to help anything. All in attendance agreed on the fact that the quality of reviews, particularly under the latest regime of book editorship at The New York Times, had sunk to new low levels. Any suggestions for a reasonably priced donkey for next year’s award would be greatly appreciated.

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Parking Tickets The young teenage parking ticket givers are on the hunt now, and they terrify me. We used to call the traffic cops in the Hamptons brownies because they used to wear brown uniforms, but today a young boy or girl is in a reflective yellow vest, armed with a stick that has chalk on it and ticket giving power. They are everywhere in East Hampton. The police presence in the Hamptons is always strong in the summertime because of the increased population and the amount of people who come out here, party hard and then get behind the wheel. So we all know that the police are necessary, but at the same time, even if you haven’t done anything wrong and

are all up to date on everything with your car, it’s still nerve-racking. Being a local teenager in East Hampton was a very happy time when it came to parking because half of the traffic cops were guys that you went to school with and people that you knew. But today, I park my car with the same caution that I park my car in New York City. I study the sign, I check my watch, I look around for anything suspicious, and then I move on. So far, I’ve avoided parking tickets, mainly due to the fear of getting one, but others haven’t been so lucky. If you’re in the mood to people watch in the Hamptons, sit on a bench and watch people react to their parking tickets.


As a former beach attendant at Main Beach in East Hampton, I know how crazy people can get about parking. And since there are very few things in East Hampton that I can afford to buy or do, other than get a cup of coffee and people watch, I did this last Saturday. While sitting on a bench on Newtown Lane, I observed. There he was, a young man with sunglasses, a stick, a badge and a pen. Two of his colleagues were manning a crosswalk, stopping traffic to let people cross. This is part of the pleasure of walking in the Hamptons, being able to cross the street instantly. With officials stopping traffic for you, it makes you feel like the Governor. Across the street, a ticket was being written, and in a matter of minutes the show began. The car was a Mercedes and the woman was wearing a hat and armed with shopping bags. She got to her car, saw the ticket, picked it up off of the windshield and looked around the world. How could this happen to me? She thought. Do these people have any idea WHO I AM? Somebody must get an earful for this. And so she loaded up her car with her bags, and paced to the left, in search of the young man with the badge and sunglasses. She demanded an explanation. And off she went down the block to the corner of Ellie Tahari, but no traffic cop was there, and so she headed back up the street, ticket in hand for all to see. What kind of society are we living in? She thought. The New York Post will want to hear about this injustice. And she walked and found the young future police officer and showed him the ticket. I took a sip of my coffee. This was better than going to the movies. She pointed at the ticket and then the young man pointed at her car. He was cool as a cucumber. This was not his first rodeo, however you could tell that this wasn’t the woman’s first rodeo either. There is no doubt in my mind that this lady has received numerous free airline tickets thanks to a little temper tantrum now and again at the airport. It works for her. She knows what’s she’s doing. But the young boy held strong. He shook his head. I’m sorry, he explained, you can call the clerk’s office and fight the ticket if you’d like. I can’t reverse this. Have a nice day. But…… But…… But nothing. And then the woman began to talk to others walking by her. It was time for her to start a revolution. It was time for her to gather supporters, witnesses, testimony, protestors. She grabbed somebody in the street who had a stroller and the concerned man politely told her sorry, and moved on. The young traffic officer was moving on as well. The woman stood there. As far as she was concerned, the world was coming to an end. Things like this just shouldn’t happen. It’s wrong. It’s unjust. It’s not fair. And she went back to her Mercedes and pulled away, no doubt leaving a message with her lawyer. She’ll show these people who’s boss.

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Whalers Win—and So Do the Fans By Matt Ianno It is simultaneously nostalgic and invigorating: the sound of a baseball making contact with a bat. For many of us, it propels a collection of childhood memories to the forefront of our consciousness and commands our immediate attention to a baseball diamond. It’s 5 p.m. on the first Friday in June—opening day for Hamptons Collegiate Baseball The Boys of Summer, in practice photos from season one. (HCB) at Stony Brook’s Southampton campus. The visiting Sag Harbor Whalers are taking on the Southampton Breakers in the second season of HCB action; the largest division in the Atlantic Collegiate Baseball League. The field at Stony Brook Southampton is neatly tucked away off Montauk Highway; close enough to hear the cars passing by on the busy road but far enough to be in its own element. On this day, a convivial breeze is massaging the trees surrounding the field and providing enough refreshment to keep the spectators comfortable in the 80-degree weather. Baseball weather. College players from across the country are chewing sunflower seeds and adjusting uniforms in preparation for the start of a 40-game schedule; one that keeps many players away from home for the summer. Southampton third baseman Blake Amaral, who hails from Hilo, Hawaii, traveled farther than any other player to compete in this league. “I came to this league to get away from home and get exposure,” Amaral told me. This is Amaral’s first time spending a summer away from his family, which supports him and is excited about his opportunity. Amaral hit .404 for Hawaii Pacific this past college season and was named to the First team All-Pac

West. He heard about the league after his college coach made some calls for him and got him involved with HCB. Amaral’s host family will provide him with a room and meals for the length of his summer schedule, which has him playing six games per week. Rusty Leaver, the President of HCB, started the league last year in hopes of (continued on page 44)



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Cleaning Up the Spill By Allyson Zacharoff Anger. Frustration. Rage. These words describe the reigning emotions many Americans are feeling towards British Petroleum at the moment, as every day new reports emerge about just how toxic the oil in the Gulf is, and just how little impact the company’s cleanup efforts have had. One particularly proactive Sag Harbor citizen, April Gornik, from the group Save Sag Harbor, decided to initiate a citizen-led effort to do something about it. As strange as it sounds, Gornik’s effort is focused on the collection of human hair. “I’d heard about it on NPR (National Public Radio),” Gornik said. Apparently, the environmentally-focused charity A Matter of Trust, an environmental not-for-profit group, made a call for donations of different natural fibers, including wool, animal fur and human hair. This material would then be placed into nylon stockings to create tight, sausage-like packages of fibers. “Hair absorbs oil so well,” Gornik explained. But unfortunately it absorbs ocean water too, and BP announced last month that they would not utilize the hair booms. Matter of Trust has committed to keeping the booms in case they are needed in the future. Trying to help in another way, the Miller Environmental Group, based in Calverton, New York, has sent down around 100 of its Long Island employees to clean up the oil since April. “They’re doing a variety of different things,” Mark Miller said. Some are working near different shorelines in southern states with shallow water remedies, while others “are offshore operating equipment on an oil recovery ship,” quite close to the actual spill. But in terms of the booms, which Miller first used in the 1970s to cleanup a spill in Port Jefferson, “the technology has absolutely evolved” since then. Instead of the booms, Miller’s company uses smart sorbent technology through what he calls “pom poms.” These items specifically draw oil to them while repelling water, and are placed in lines near marshlands. They stay there for one or two tidal cycles and collect any incoming oil, and each one “can hold up to seven gallons of oil.” After they are full, they are replaced with new ones. “The recovery operation has been incredibly successful,” Miller went on to say, contrary to what larger media outlets might be sharing. Despite these new technologies, however, many environmental groups (including Matter of Trust) still support the use of natural hair booms. In order to get the word out to the Sag Harbor community about her grassroots effort to collect hair, Gornik went to the

group Save Sag Harbor, in which she is very involved. At first, the boxes were shipped from the post office, but Gornik considered contacting UPS instead because she thought that they might be offering free pickup for these hair shipments. As of June 3 Gornik said that she had already shipped down 40 pounds of hair, and that in terms of the drive,

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creating a Cape Code-style league for major league hopefuls to perform and get better. The league relies on these generous host families in order to keep running, as a majority of the 120 players in the HCB travel from other states to compete. The league also utilizes a number of local baseball diamonds to field the five participating teams. Recently, Stony Brook University announced that it would be closing a majority of its Southampton campus due to a budget crisis, something Leaver assured me would not affect the Breakers’ use of the field: “This field will remain open regardless of what happens with the school…we built this field and we maintain it.” The setting is simple when game time arrives: one field, two dugouts, two miniature sets of metal bleachers, and 50 players and coaches that share a love for a sport. There are no video cameras, concession stands, mascots, or digital scoreboards— none of the embellishments that turns the sport into a business. But there is no doubt that every player on the field aspires to the big leagues. All of these elements combined make me feel that I’m witnessing the primordial stage of the American dream. Southampton got out to an early 1-0 lead on Prateek Thaman’s RBI groundout. Sag Harbor struck back with three runs in the 5th to take a 3-1 lead. Each team adds a run in the 6th to make the score 4-2, which would prove to be the final score. Whalers’ pitcher Tom Cardona came in and

pitched two innings of relief and eventually got the win. Kyle Prohovich picked up the save for the Whalers after pitching two innings of hitless ball to close out the contest. After the final out was recorded, a number of Southampton players went out to rake and clean up the field. The crowd gathered up and left just as the sun was ready to fully set. I stuck around, half expecting Frank Sinatra to sing, “New York, New York” as my years of attending Yankee games has trained me to anticipate, but Sinatra did not show up. The soundtrack was just the hum of the cars traveling along Montauk Highway combined with the post game chatter of the young athletes. I looked around, didn’t see a team bus or a lot full of cars ready to carry the players to the homes of their host families. I asked Amaral how he gets to and from games, “I carpool” he said. If you head out to any of this weekend’s games, you’ll be able to catch legendary major league pitcher and three-time World Series participant Tommy John. He will be in attendance at four games to meet and greet players and fans: North Fork at Westhampton, Hite Field, Friday 5 p.m.; Westhampton at Sag Harbor, Mashashimuet Park, Saturday 5 p.m.; Riverhead at North Fork, Cochran Park, Saturday 7 p.m.; North Fork at Southampton, Stony Brook Southampton, Sunday 7 p.m. Visit for exact locations.

The Eighth Annual Teeny Awards were presented Sunday, June 6 in a gala ceremony at Riverhead High School. Nominees, decked out in formal attire, walked the red carpet and were filmed for a Verizon Fios One TV special. The Teeny is a student theatre arts recognition program of the East End Arts Council and Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. Judges attend high school plays and select nominees in a variety of categories. The 2010 Teeny Awards winners are, Actors: Lead Actor in a Comedy Stephen D’Amico, Southold, Love is Contagious. Lead Actress in a Comedy Haylie Kinsler, Supporting Actor in a Comedy Ken Hawrey and Andrew Miller, Shoreham-Wading River, The Man Who Came to Dinner. Supporting Actress in a Comedy Madeleine Burlingame, Outstanding Performance in a Comedy Sarah Conlin, Mattituck, The Curious Savage. Lead Actor in a Drama Chris Bender, Lead Actress in a Drama Nicole Simons, Supporting Actor in a Drama Nick Motlenski, McGann-Mercy, The Crucible. Supporting Actress in a Drama Nora Davenport, Outstanding Performance in a Drama Rob Tureski, Westhampton Beach, Marvin’s Room. Judge’s Choice Award the Barbershop Quartet Kyle Higgins, Aidan Marsicovetere, Luke Nilsson, and Christian Thienel, Westhampton Beach High School, The Music Man. Lead Actor in a Musical Kevin Spellman, Eastport-South Manor, Anything Goes. Lead (continued on page 46)

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TuckaNO: Residents Oppose Plan yelling nor booing. Rather, One citizen calmly explained that if local residents showed the project was completed as planned their displeasure with the front door of his home would face a their wit, heart and soul. number of docks where tractor trailers Bob Shepps of the were unloaded all day long. He spoke of taking his daughters to school while Southampton Chamber of the trailers were backing in and out, Commerce called the prostopping traffic in front of his home. posal, “Beyond the normal Another woman spoke of having countscope of zoning.” Admitting ed 31 vacant commercial locations in that he’s usually the guy who supports such proposnearby Southampton Village, with als, Shepps said that he another 17 vacant locations on County felt differently about this Road 39, near the site. She said that one, which will bring the going forward with this proposal would area “unwanted competiin effect create a “downtown ghost CAC Chair Goebert tion.” town.” Ken Moffa, a former chairman of CAC, Jim Corwin spoke of why he was not in favor brought up safety issues. Milt Johnson spoke of of the project, saying to the crowd, “Shop the project as having “a lack of vision” that Southampton Village.” Only Southampton would drag property values down. John Mayor Mark Epley stood and said, “I know Bennett, a local Southampton attorney living these men (the developers), they are good all of his 53 years in the town, called the pro- men.” He then challenged the community to posal, “Downtown Buster” and “Downtown make a counter proposal—not just stand and Killer.” Using his wit and wry sense of humor simply say no to anything. Bravely, newly electto make his points, Bennett said the proposal ed Southampton Town Board Member Bridget looked like something in “Nevada or Disney Fleming spoke abut the need for dialogue on all World…perhaps Texas… but not town issues so that town leaders can hear all Southampton.” the voices to make tough choices moving forAnother gentleman took offense at the huge ward. She explained that the board originally poster photos, saying they represented false voted 4-1 (only Chris Nuzzi voted against it) for choices, with one before poster making the area the project to move to the next level of discuslook like an inner city eyesore and the other sion because it was part of the process of giving like fantasy land. He called that insulting to all sides a chance to make their case. This (continued on page 51) those who live in Tuckahoe now. TJ Clemente

By T.J. Clemente It won’t be smooth sailing for the proposed “Tuckahoe Main Street Shopping Complex” (off Magee Street and County Road 39 South), as the whole situation has spun into a big time mess. At the June 1 Citizens Advisory Committee (CAC) meeting held in the Tuckahoe Hamlet of Southampton Town, CAC Co-Chairwoman Bonnie Goebert let it be known to the Southampton Board that approval of this project would mean a severe loss in support and votes come next election time. With both Southampton Board Members Bridget Fleming and Jim Malone in the audience, along with Village of Southampton Mayor Mark Epley, speaker after speaker took to the lecturn to describe the dissatisfaction of the community with the proposed multi-use PPD (Public Planning District) that would rezone 12.419 acres. Mary Jane Asato, spokesperson for the developers that includes the interests of megasupermarket chain King Kullen (whose dark blue pin-striped suited representatives watched the proceedings) presented a storyline of a much needed and well planned development that would address community needs in a most tasteful way. Asato used huge posters mounted on a stage behind her to show the before and after. Bravely she took questions from a crowd that was not sympathetic to her presentation. Then, Goebert opened the mike to the audience. Let me say this, there was no screaming,

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The Sheltered Islander Shells Angels SYDNEY (Reuters) Michael Perry Reporter: Australia’s Hells Angels bikers will be forced to explain how they pay for their extravagant lifestyles with sports cars and high-end bikes after losing a court case brought by the Australian Crime Commission...Sports cars, Harley-Davidson motorcycles, drugs, firearms, computers and financial documents relating to biker activities were seized in recent police raids, said the newspaper...the 12 Hells Angels bosses were served with summonses to appear before the commission, to answer questions on tax fraud and their finances...” I guess it was bound to come out

sometime. Hells Angels gangs are worldwide now and have even reached Shelter Island, but in a milder, greener form: Shells Angels. You’ve seen them, we all have. They ride their bikes everywhere, sometimes three or four abreast across the road, defying cars to pass and flipping the bird at them what drives too close. These wild rebels! They bike all over the Island. Speeding down long hills with their arms open wide like they’ll lift off at any moment. And the Shells Angels chicks, with their “Born to Be Mild” tattoos...peddling along with children strapped into plastic chairs on their fenders. Everyone knows that baby seats must be rearfacing, but these social miscreants flagrantly

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Hollywood Hits the Hamptons


By Kim Palmer It’s no secret that the television and film scene is no longer limited to the studios and streets of Los Angeles, with shows like “Sex and the City” and the “Real Housewives of NYC” filming on location in the Big Apple. What you might not be aware of is that the film crews are making their way out to the East End of Long Island with the growing popularity of the Hamptons and its starstudded streets. This past Memorial Day weekend, Kate Hudson headed out to an oceanfront beach house on Flying Point Road in Watermill for a 6-day shoot of the movie Something Borrowed. Based on the novel by Emily Griffin, and directed by Luke Greenfield, Something Borrowed stars Hudson as Darcy, an outgoing publicist, and Ginnifer Goodwin (He’s Just Not That Into You) as Rachel, an attorney and self-confessed good girl. Best friends since elementary school, Darcy constantly outshines Rachel. However, on her 30th birthday, Rachel has a little too much to drink and ends up in bed with Darcy’s extremely good-looking fiancé, played by Colin Egglesfield (“Melrose Place”). A majority of the film takes place in New York City, where both characters live and work, but the actors and crew of over 80 people trekked out to Water Mill to film the character’s Memorial Day weekend soirée at the

beach house. The actors may be back for another round in a couple of years if the film does well, as Alcon Entertainment has also bought the rights to the novel’s sequel, Something Blue. The film also stars Steve Howey (“Reba”) and John Krasinski (“The Office”). Perhaps the most popular of the Hamptonsbased TV shows, “Royal Pains” began its second season on June 3, adding Henry Winkler to the cast. The show stars Mark Feuerstein and Paulo Costanza as brothers; Winkler will play their father. Feuerstein’s character, Hank Lawson, is a young big-city emergency room doctor who is wrongfully blamed for a patient’s

death. After being fired, younger brother Evan (Costanza) convinces him to move out to the Hamptons, where he starts “HankMed,” a concierge medical service. The shows pilot was shot on location in Southampton Village, Bridgehampton and various other locations on the South Fork; however, the rest of the first season was filmed in a studio in Brooklyn, along with parts of Nassau and western Suffolk counties. This season, the cast and crew plan to film in Southampton and at a Nassau County golf course, which they will play out as a Hamptons golf course. This past week, they filmed at Pellegrini Vineyards in Cutchogue. Part-time Hamptons resident Matthew Broderick recently played his part in the East End’s recent popularity, starring in the NBC pilot “Beach Lane,” about a celebrity author who runs a small town newspaper. Although it was set in the Hamptons, the show was not filmed on location. Maybe that’s part of the reason why NBC ditched the series after seeing the pilot. Reality TV is certainly no stranger to the Hamptons. Several of the “Housewives of NYC” cast have been spotted on the East End, including Sonja Morgan, who was arrested on the morning of Memorial Day for Driving While Intoxicated in her BMW in Southampton. She was pulled over around 2 a.m. after allegedly neglecting to stop at a stop (continued on page 51)



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By Stacy Dermont “Doubtless God could have made a better berry, but doubtless God never did.”—Dr. William Butler, 17th Century English Writer Everybody loves strawberries. This is a particularly abundant season for strawberries here on the East End. The season will end next month, so get out there! You can pick up local berries from any of the farmers markets and many supermarkets right now. A popular food among Native Americans, the strawberry we eat today is a hybrid of a North American and a South American strain. It’s cultivation as a roadside attraction on the East End took off with the arrival of the automobile. The East End celebrates its strawberries. The Strawberry Tea at Cormaria and the Strawberry Jazz concert at Christ Church are just two of the many strawberry-themed events held in Sag Harbor annually. The Mattituck Lions Club Strawberry Festival, taking place June 18-20, includes (in addition to thousands of shortcakes, tarts and daiquiris) hot air balloons and a fireworks display. The Long Island Railroad is even offering day-trippers additional trains to this festival. The United States is the leading producer of strawberries, supplying 20% of strawberries worldwide. California alone produces over three quarters of these berries, about a billion pounds a year. Long Island certainly produces a lot of strawberries and we eat a lot of them too. There’s nothing like picking your own. Round up some family or friends and head out to a

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But you yourself are definitely over six, so indulge. Stir some honey into a bowl of freshcut berries, pour it over a cake, biscuit or cookie and in short order you have a shortcake. Or try an easy strawberry facial: gently rub a handful of mashed strawberries over your face and neck, allow it to rest for 10 minutes, rinse and feel refreshed and radiant. No discussion of strawberries is complete without a mention of rhubarb. It’s also red and comes into season at the same time as strawberries, but rhubarb is kind of the opposite of strawberry. It’s a very bitter stem vegetable. Never was the expression “opposites attract” more true. With the addition of a liberal amount of sugar, and proper cooking, rhubarb’s tart serves as the perfect foil to strawberry’s

sweet. Rhubarb is not readily available yearround, but it’s easy to freeze. Just rinse, cut into one-inch chunks and seal tightly. The leaves are highly toxic, in fact you can place them on your garden to keep down weeds. I’m partial to the fresh strawberries at The Green Thumb in Water Mill and to the strawberry-rhubarb pies and jams at the Hayground Farmers Market (Friday afternoons). The romance languages refer to the strawberry as some variation of “fraise,” which means “fragrant.” Those who shop at farmers markets will confirm the Latin name as an apropos description. See Dan’s calendar listings for a weekly farmers market near your home. To find a U-Pick farm nearby, visit

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(continued from previous page) Atlantis WeatherGear, based in the sailing town of Marblehead, Massachusetts, unveiled their new flagship store in the heart of Southampton, Atlantis by Peter Elliot. Atlantis’ presence in the Hamptons represents a kind of “homecoming” for the brand as Atlantis was based in Sag Harbor until 1985. The current owners, a group of passionate sailors from Marblehead, purchased the brand in 2007. Since then, Atlantis has re-established itself as a premiere coastal lifestyle brand with a line of apparel that covers the range from a day on the water to an evening on the town. The hope is that the store’s customer base will include a mix of sailors, anglers and casual boaters as well as folks who just want to look the part. The new store, a “coastal lifestyle” theme offers a mix of performance sailing apparel, sailing-inspired sportswear

and accessories geared to help enthusiasts enjoy life on and around the water as well as on the town. Store hours will be Monday through Saturday 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m. and Sundays 11 a.m.–6 p.m. LA VIE ORGANIC Accabonac, 631-680-9986/603-7480166, With nowhere to get real great organic, sophisticated veggies, Pamela Willoughby and Bridget LeRoy have teamed up to form La Vie Organic by delivering organic farm fresh produce and green cuisine to your home in the Hamptons from the world-class Satur Farms on the North Fork. La Vie Organic features award-winning Catapano Dairy Farm goat cheese and other specialty items, along with prepared foods and other delectable treats, including organic chocolates and key lime pies, just to name a few. La Vie, can whip up catering small parties, BBQs, brunches, picnics and the “best darn veggies” and goat cheese that you will ever taste. If you want homemade bouillabaisse stock- Pamela learned from an old chef from Marseille, it takes two days to make at $50 a quart, you can have that too. And yes, you can freeze it! Pamela makes rouille and croutons for the soup also. Don’t sweat the heavy traffic; place your order before Tuesday afternoon to get a Friday delivery. If you are a new business, (New Kid On The Block), e-mail me at:, so I can let my readers know all about you.


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Kid’s Calendar THURSDAY, JUNE 10 AFTER SCHOOL BREAKFAST CLUB – 4 to 5 p.m., grade 8 only, meet in Cooper Hall. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. PAJAMA STORYTIME – 6:30 p.m., ages 1 through 6, story by Maurice Sendak, puppets, music, dancing. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. FRIDAY, JUNE 11 MOVIE & MUNCHIES – 4 p.m., showing of The Tooth Fairy; pizza will be served. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. CHESS CLUB – 4:30 to 5:30 p.m., ages 6 to 11, all levels welcome. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. PIZZA & MATCH PLAY – 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. every Friday, ages 10 to 18, players must be match ready and able to serve. $25. Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton, 631-907-5555. SATURDAY, JUNE 12 PINE BARRENS DISCOVERY DAY – 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., nature walks, presentations, kids’ games and workshops. Suffolk County Community College, Speonk-Riverhead Rd., Riverhead. MATCHBOX CAR PLAYTIME – 11 a.m., cars, ramps and roads provided or bring your own. Register in advance. John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-0049. BARBIE CLUB – 11 a.m., bring a doll or use those provided. Register in advance. John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. CHESS CLUB – 10 a.m. to noon. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. MEET THE FARM ANIMALS – Noon to 2 p.m., all ages, visit a variety of farm animals and learn about agriculture. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631653-4224. MOVIE & MUNCHIES – 2 p.m., 25th anniversary showing of Goonies. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. KIDS TENNIS NIGHTS – 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. every Saturday, tennis, games, and pizza. $25. Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton, 631-907-5555. SUNDAY, JUNE 13 CRAFT WITH DAD – 2 p.m., age 3 to 6, bring dad, grandpa, an uncle or brother for a craft. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-2830774. PECONIC YOUTH ORCHESTRA – 4 p.m., annual spring concert, sponsored by Southampton Cultural Center. Donations appreciated. Levitas Center for the Arts, 25 Pond Lane., Southampton. 631-287-4377. MONDAY, JUNE 14 RHYME & STORYTIME – 11:15 a.m., birth to 17 months, stories, instruments and puppets. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-2830774. YOGA – 4 to 5 p.m., ages 7 to 11. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-2830774. BATTLE OF THE BOOKS – 7 p.m., ages 11 & up, informational meeting; receive 8 books for the competition with over 40 other libraries. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. TUESDAY, JUNE 15 ENGLISH AND SPANISH STORY & CRAFT – 3:30 p.m., ages 3 to 9, hear stories in both languages and work on a craft. Register in advance. John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. HANDS-ON MUSIC – 1:30 to 2:15 p.m., infant to 4 1/2 years, singing, guitar and puppets. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 16 KIDS YOGA – 3:30 to 4:30 p.m., grades 2 to 6, parents welcome. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631653-4224. KIDS YOGA – 4 to 4:45 p.m., ages 3 to 6. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. TEEN YOGA – 5 p.m., ages 11 & up, all levels welcome.

Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. THURSDAY, JUNE 17 TODDLER YOGA – 12:15 to 1:15 p.m., ages 1 to 3 and their parent/caregiver. KamaDeva Yoga, 66 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-604-1382. LEGO MANIA – 3:30 p.m., ages 4 & up, Lego play and snacks. Advanced registration required. Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. FATHER’S DAY CRAFT – 6 p.m., age 7 to 11, paint your own race car with dad, grandpa, an uncle or big brother. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. ONGOING Call or visit website for times. Registration may be required. AFTERNOONS@ROSS – Various programs for all ages. Ross Lower School, 739 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton. 631907-5555. ART CLASSES – Classes for Kindergarten through grade 12. L’atelier 5 Art Studio, 1391 North Sea Road, Southampton, 631-259-3898. PUPPET SHOWS, TOT ART AND PRESCHOOL YOGA – Call for times, Goat on a Boat, Route 114 and East Union St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. EAST END YOUTH FELLOWSHIP – 6:30 to 8:30 p.m., Sundays. Sag Harbor, 631-725-4155. MAGIC: THE GATHERING TOURNAMENT – 3 p.m. Fridays. John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

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North Fork Events FRIDAY, JUNE 11 NORTH FORK COMMUNITY THEATRE’S 2ND ANNUAL BULDING ON TRADITION GALA - 7 p.m. at Martha Clara Vineyards, Riverhead. Master of Ceremonies is actress Cathy Moriarty; award recipient Lee Davis. Tickets $75.,, 917-3346639. LONG ISLAND NATIVE GRASS INITIATIVE - Plant Sale, Friday-Saturday, June 11-2, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. at Suffolk County Community College Eastern Campus greenhouse, Riverhead. Over 26 species of native grasses, flowering plants and shrubs, produced from seed collected from native plant populations across Long Island and Staten Island. 631-727-2315, ext. 3, OPENING RECEPTION - ‘Self as Subject’ juried painting/drawing show, 5-7 p.m at East End Arts Council gallery, Riverhead. On view through July 16. 631-727-0900, MOVIE AT THE LIBRARY - ‘Everlasting Moments,’ 1:30 p.m. at Mattituck-Laurel Library, Main Road, Mattituck. Story of Maria Larsson in 1907 Swedish port who reinvents her confined world through lens of a camera. Free. 631-2984134. DREAM DESIGNS SALE - Eastern Long Island Hospital Auxiliary: Dream Designs Sale, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. in hospital conference room. 631-477-5196. SATURDAY, JUNE 12 PECONIC BAY FISHING TOURNAMENT – $75 per angler entry, $25 for barbecue only. $1000 grand prize. Runs from dawn until 5:30 p.m. with a post tournament BBQ at Strong’s Marine, 2400 Camp Mineola Road, Mattituck. Money raised will be donated to the Lyme Disease Associtation to help a long time Strong’s Marine friend Michael Cirrito’s wife, who has become chroniclly ill from the disease. No boat? No problem. You can hop on the Orient Starr to fish. 516-292-1818. YOUTH NIGHT - Grades 5-8, Saturday, June 12, 7-9 p.m. at Southold Town Recreation Center, Peconic Lane, Peconic. Pool, ping-pong, indoor basketball and foosball. 631-7655182. TASTE OF BLUES - 7-10 p.m. at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead, to raise funds for 2010 Riverhead Blues and Music Festival. Featured performers: Who Are Those Guys and the Bobby Nathan Blues Band. Doors open 6:30 p.m. Tickets $20; available online at or at door. 631-727-5782. SOUTHERN FIRED CHICKEN DINNER - Noon-5 p.m. at Unity Baptist Church, Mattituck, sponsored by Mens

Fellowship Ministry to benefit building fund. $15. 631-2988669. RELAY FOR LIFE – Riverhead, 5:30-9:30 p.m. at Stotsky Park, includes special Bark for Life noncompetitive walk event for dogs and their owners. Dog contests, including best owner look-like, best costume, musical sit, longest/shortest tail or ears, best tail wagger, hula hoop jump and minute-to-win-it. Contests 3/$10. Relay features games, face painting, music, survivors dinner, luminaria ceremony and more. SUNDAY, JUNE 13 MOOSE RACES - 3:30 p.m., hosted by Women of the Moose, Riverhead Chapter at 51 Madison St. Races start 4 p.m. Admission $10; includes buffet dinner, coffee and dessert. Reserve at 63-779-2694. Members and guests welcome. FIRE DEPARTMENT MEMORIAL - Greenport Fire Department’s annual memorial service for fallen firefighters, 7 p.m. at Station #1, Third Street. All welcome. BIKE TO BREAKFAST - 8:30 a.m. Meet at Stotsky Park, Riverhead; ride begins 9 a.m. Bike to Briermere Farm for delicious pastries. Families welcome. Waiver required. All riders must wear helmets. Fee $3, includes choice of pastry and beverage. Register: 631-727-5744. BREAKFAST BUFFET - 8:30 a.m.-noon at Knights of Columbus, Cutchogue. Adults $8; children $4. 631-7347338. PANCAKE BRUNCH - 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. at First Presbyterian Church, Southold. Adults $8; children 12 and under $5; tickets available at door or church office. Sponsored by church’s Youth Group to benefit July’s mission trip to Arizona reservation to help build houses. 631-7652597. COMING UP ANNUAL OFFSHORE LIGHTHOUSE CRUISE East End Lighthouses, a 501c not for Profit organization, announces its Annual Offshore Lighthouse EELI also sponsors smaller Saturday afternoon cruises (Peconic Star) 3:30 p.m. on June 26, July 17, August 21 and Sept 11. Come join us on a journey to see the Lighthouses of the North Fork. Dinner and wine included in package. For Further information, call 631-406-6180 or visit NORTH FORK CHAMBER OF COMMERCE ART SHOW - 2010 at Greenport will be held on Saturday, June 26 from 11:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. at Mitchell Park, Greenport. All North Fork Artists and Galleries are wel-

come to submit for this show. This event is coinciding with the Long Island Wine & Food Festival and is open for the public to attend. NEW Artist Prospectus and Registration Fees available at ARTIST SUBMISSION DEADLINE IS JUNE 10. Show is open for the public to attend. Contact Alex Ferrone 631-734-8545 for further info. ONGOING EVENTS SOUP KITCHEN - Community supper, free soup kitchen for those in need, 5:30-6:30 p.m. on Wednesdays at St. Agnes Roman Catholic Church parish hall, located on Sixth Street in Greenport. For more info., call 631-7652981. WEIGHT LOSS - The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture and discussion session for people battling weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has himself upheld a 200pound weight loss. Space is limited. For more info., contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES - Reiki Circles Monday Nights at the Grace Episcopal Church on the last Monday of every month. Meetings are held at the Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more info., contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072. SKATEBOARDING - Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. For hours and other info., call 631-477-2385. INDIAN MUSEUM - In Southold, open 1:30 p.m.- 4:30 p.m. on Sundays. For more info., call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY - Weather permitting, Custer staff will be on site to assist visitors in observing the night sky and in using their telescopes. Open from sunset until midnight in Southold. For more info., call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION - Buddhist meditations, 7 p.m. on Monday evenings at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. For more info., call 631-949-1377.

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Dissonance: Bay Street’s Solid Season Opener By Susan M. Galardi When musicians talk about their professional obligations, they don’t say they’re going to work; they say they’re going to play. In the stage piece Dissonance, which opened last week at the Bay Street Theatre, the word ‘play’ takes on a greater meaning. The story follows five musicians – a string quartet and an interloping rock star – on the days preceding the quartet’s debut at Carnegie Hall. They talk about playing their instruments, playing the notes on the page, playing Carnegie Hall. But what the audience sees most clearly is how they play each other. Bay Street is off to a strong start with this, their first Mainstage production of the season. In preview, the show was already moving along quite well – a fine-tuned cast with solid direction, in a play that is funny, dramatic and challenging. In short, it works. Written by Damian Lanigan and directed by Broadway veteran/Tony-nominated Lonny Price (A Class Act, 110 in the Shade and Master Harold…and the boys), Dissonance personifies the interrelationship of members in a string quartet, their personal dynamics mirroring their musical relationships. Consider the first violin, the lead instrument in a quartet, personified by James (Daniel Gerroll) and acted with confidence and ease. He’s the leader musically, the decision maker. The group is named after him, and the others seem to respect him for both his

Rosie Benton, Gregory Wooddell musicianship and his place as the head of the group both on and off the stage. Except for Hal, who plays second violin. That dynamic is not so much a dissonant quarter-tone but a clash of cymbals. Hal (Morgan Spector, in another strong performance) refuses to play second fiddle, at least during rehearsals. He and James spar like dueling divas. At one point, Hal seems to get the upper hand when he manipulates James into a new, more democratic rehearsal strategy. That scene is surprising, since all along James is as unbending as a petrified bow. It seems like a fault of the playwright to see this character relent, even though he is feeling vulnerable at that time having

learned that his former violin master teacher will come to the concert – thanks to Hal. In this turn, it seems that Hal has played James like a fiddle, but there is a surprising coda to this movement that shows who the maestro really is. In a string quartet, first violin takes the melody, the cello takes the bass, and second violin and viola are “inner voices,” filling in the harmonies. As the violist, and James’ younger brother, Paul is beyond background, he’s the rag that wipes the bow. Robert Stanton plays the character as ultra submissive – he doesn’t fill in, he fades into the scenery. Just when you start to feel Stanton’s portrayal is a bit on-thenose, he (and the character) shock us, moving into new territory, rising to the occasion in some dramatic and pointed scenes, with all the repressed emotion finally cutting through the orchestra like Birgit Nillson blasting “The Ride of the Valkyries.” Cellist Beth (Rosie Benton) holds her ground as the musical bedrock of the group, and holds her temper, opting not to get in the middle between Hal and James. But she’s already there—the subject of a secret obsession by James, and a former lover of Hal’s. Rosie is the one who dares to take a step outside this dysfunctional family. A opportunity to tutor the young millionaire rock star (Jonny, played by Gregory Wooddell), opens her mind to music and opens her mouth with painfully honest disclosures to (continued on next page)



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Los Lonely Boys at WHBPAC By Tiffany Rizzano Aptly dubbing their sound “Texican rock ‘n’ roll,” Austin, Texas-based Los Lonely Boys will head to the Hamptons on June 19, performing at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. Combining elements of country, Tejano, blues, classic rock and soul, this Grammy Award-winning band of brothers – Henry, Jojo and Ringo Garza – continues to garner fans of all styles of music with their unique sound. “We try to weave everything into our musical burrito,” the band said. The group has only been back on the road for the past few weeks, after taking some time off and cancelling a slew of dates in April and May after Jojo, bassist and vocalist, was diagnosed with lesions on his vocal chords. His physicians recommended the time off and the group had to begrudgingly cancel shows so he could take the time to rest. Now they’re eager to get back on stage and hit the road again. And Jojo is doing well. “[He] is very much enjoying getting back on stage,” the band said. “He is healing and is slowly easing back into the vocal spotlights.” Unfortunately, his vocal problems forced the band


to put off the release of their next planned release, which had been set for this coming fall. But, the group said, they hope to release it early next year and they said fans should expect an album of songs that will make you want to move. “These new recordings rock and groove,” the band said. “We found guitar tones that really reflect the mood for which we wrote these songs for – very strong tones and grooves.” This will be their first album of original material released since they left Epic Records, which is owned by Sony Music Entertainment, in 2009. It will also be the first album released by the collaboration of their own label, Lonely Tone Records, and Playing In Traffic Records, another Austin area indie label, owned by their manager, which will distribute and market the album. But the band said there’s no bad blood with Epic; it was just time for a change. “We were grateful for what we accomplished with Epic Records and all the people who worked there,” the band members said. “It was just time to bring the business closer to home, especially in this time of (continued on next page)

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Hal. Wooddell plays the rock star with appropriate edge and lack of inhibition. Jonny wears life like a loose garment; Beth wears it like a straight jacket – a tailored one at that. She is hair pulled back in a barrette, in polite clothing. He is hair exploding off his scalp, barefoot, in a flowing purple shirt. By and large, this is a strong ensemble cast – good actors who know their characters, and committed to the direction of the play. Standouts the night we went (in preview) were Gerroll and Spector. Wooddell only fell a little short in his singing – wish his vocal chops were as strong as his acting skills. After a slow start, Spector ended up giving a more varied emotional performance. Benton was the emotional bedrock – but perhaps a bit too prudish. Maybe it was a conception that cellists are bookish and proper. I went to music school with many of them – they’re not. If you’re a trained musician or aced college music appreciation class, you’ll get an extra bang for your buck with inside jokes, like James talking


about the development of western music, “The rot set in with Beethoven.” Or the groups’ need to pander to the audience with ‘easy’ music like Mozart. “God am I sick of that bastard. Why not throw in a Russian to keep the women and drunks happy?” says James. Set Designer Jim Noone hit some nice marks. In Jonny’s pad, the stiff white chair was just right for Beth, the snakelike leather lounger for him. A mural of Jonny dominates his space, as it should. Kudos to Lighting Designer Kirk Bookman. Horizontal shadows (from slat blinds?) across the back of the rehearsal space evoked lines on the staff, and the final scene is visually dramatic – I won’t give it away. Dissonance runs through Sunday, June 27. Tuesday through Saturday 8 p.m., and Sundays at 7 p.m., matinees Wednesdays 2 p.m., Saturdays 4 p.m. Tickets: $55 and $65; limited number of $99 subscriptions – one ticket to each Mainstage show. Tickets: 631-725-9500; Box Office, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor.

Tony Predictions By Gordin & Christiano BEST PLAY: Red – John Logan’s play about artist Mark Rothko will probably take the prize. However, Geoffrey Nauffts’ gay romantic comedy, Next Fall, is probably the best new play on Broadway this season. BEST MUSICAL: Memphis – A tight race with American Idiot and Fela!, Memphis already won Drama Desk and Outer Critic Circle awards. BEST REVIVAL OF A PLAY: Fences – August Wilson’s Pulitzer Prize winner starring Denzel Washington should edge out Miller’s A View from the Bridge. BEST REVIVAL OF A MUSICAL: La Cage aux Folles – Terry Johnson’s re-envisioned revival, set in a drag club on the French Rivera, is a splendid delight. The brilliant revival of Ragtime closed months ago. BEST PERFORMANCE BY A LEADING ACTRESS IN A PLAY: Viola Davis in Fences – Davis blows the roof off the Court Theater with her searing portrayal of Rose Troy. BEST PERFORMANCE BY A LEADING ACTOR IN A PLAY: Alfred Molina in Red – Clearly the most deserving, but Liev Schreiber (A View From the Bridge) won the Drama Desk, while Denzel Washington (Fences) took the Outer Critic Circle. Either could upset Molina, who won the Drama League Award. BEST PERFORMANCE BY A LEADING ACTRESS IN A MUSICAL: Montego Glover in Memphis – She tied with Catherine Zeta Jones (A Little Night Music) at the Drama Desk and Outer Critics Circle, but her powerful singing should win her the Tony Award. If these two split the vote, the enchanting Sherie Rene Scott (Everyday Rapture) might surprise. BEST PERFORMANCE BY A LEADING ACTOR IN A MUSICAL: Douglas Hodge in La Cage aux Folles – He delivers a dazzling complex portrait, although Chad Kimball (Memphis) and Sahr Ngaujah (Fela!) were superb. BEST PERFORMANCE BY A FEATURED ACTRESS IN A PLAY: Scarlett Johansson in A View from the Bridge – Not our choice, but probably the winner. Rosemary Harris (The Royal Family) would be our vote, or Jan Maxwell (Lend Me a (continued on next page)


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Arts & Entertainment

Love Lost in Haiti: A Benefit for the Whole Family By Allyson Zacharoff ing raffles, auctions and live The January earthquake in music will honor Crispinelli’s Haiti has faded from the minds memory. of many Hamptonites as their Stephanie Crispinelli traveled to Haiti in January on a college daily lives resume, but for one group, its impact will never fade, service trip from Lynn as they remember their friend University in Louisiana with 13 Stephanie Crispinelli, from other people. They arrived on Katonah, New York. She was January 11 and began helping only 19 when she died in the the less fortunate immediately, earthquake on January 12. but their efforts were cut short Out of this tragedy has come a when, on the second day of their trip, the earthquake hit and positive effort on the part of close Crispinelli in Haiti their hotel collapsed, killing six of friends of Crispinelli and more the people in their group—Stephanie among them. than 50 members of the local business community. It took several weeks for the Crispinelli family to This Saturday, the benefit, Love Lost in Haiti, featur-



DISSONANCE By Damian Lanigan Directed by Lonny Price

NOW – June 27 A gorgeous, young rock star ruffles the feathers of a string quartet in disarray.

Rosie Benton

Daniel Gerroll

FIFTH OF JULY By Lanford Wilson Directed by Terry Kinney

July 6 – Aug 1 Alternately funny and moving, Fifth of July reunites a group of former student activists and friends in the 1960’s.

Elizabeth Franz


Anson Mount

ROMANCE By David Mamet Directed by Lisa Peterson

Aug 10 – Sept 5 Don’t miss Darrell Hammond and Richard Kind in this hilarious courtroom farce!

receive definitive information about their daughter’s death. When they got confirmation, they quickly decided to find a way to honor her life. The family has set up the Stephanie Crispinelli Humanitarian Fund in support of the teenager’s dedication to helping the less fortunate “both in this country and abroad,” according to Sharman Peddy, the mother of one of Crispinelli’s college roommates. The grieving process for Crispinelli’s three roommates, all from the East Hampton, has been extremely difficult. When they heard about the Fund, they knew they wanted to get involved. As a result, the three girls, with the support of many others, organized Love Lost in Haiti. Through a widespread community effort, that includes donations from over 50 local vendors for the raffle auction, the event has grown to extraordinary proportions. “We’re expecting a big turnout,” Peddy said, estimating between 100 and 200 people. Love Lost in Haiti will take place on Saturday, June 12 from 3-6 p.m. at Ziggy’s Restaurant in Bridgehampton. Admission is $10 for adults and free for children under 10. It will feature music by the popular drumming group, Dan Bailey and Living Rhythm, mixing reggae and African drumming. “Stephanie would’ve liked that,” Peddy said. Dan Bailey started an organization himself to help in the earthquake relief, called Hamptons for Haiti. With regard to Saturday’s event, Bailey said that he “wanted to continue supporting similar causes.” The evening will include a raffle and silent auction. Items include a Doug Kuntz aerial photograph of your home, a baseball signed by Alex Rodriguez, and a ride in an antique airplane from East Hampton airport. What began as three grieving girls trying to remember their friend, has truly grown into an evening that will prove a strong reminder of how fragile and precious life really is. Love Lost in Haiti will take place on Saturday June 12 from 3 to 6 p.m., rain date Sunday June 13, at Ziggy’s,964 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. For more information, e-mail

Darrell Hammond

Richard Kind

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changing methods for labels.” Los Lonely Boys released three albums of original music for Epic. Their first, self-titled released, put out in 2004, earned them a Grammy for Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal for their hit single “Heaven,” which reached #1 on the Adult Contemporary chart and #16 on the Billboard Hot 100. They were also nominated for subsequent Grammys. Their last album on Epic, 1969, an EP released in 2009, was a tribute to music from the year 1969. “Through time we realized that a lot of the magical music came from artists and songs from that special year of 1969,” the band said. Growing up in Texas, Los Lonely Boys started out as a backup band for their father, who also played in a band with his brothers, The Falcones, which performed conjunto music around southern Texas in the 1970s and 1980s. The name Los Lonely Boys comes from a song their father wrote for them when they were children. “I’m just a lonely boy,” was one of the lines from that song. To reflect their MexicanAmerican heritage, they used “los” instead of “the.” Los Lonely Boys will be at WHBPAC on June 19 at 8 p.m. Tickets $100/$85/$70. For info about the band: Tickets or info on the show: 631288-1500 or

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Arts & Entertainment

Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss

New Work at Sara Nightingale Shelter Island is now the new through space. But we also see residence of the Sara Nightingale Rothko’s influences more succinctGallery, formerly housed in Water ly. Even works by local artist Mill. This isn’t news to its fans; in James Kennedy look somewhat fact, the venue has been up and similar. running since last summer. Stabilito’s paintings on the secShelter Island as an area for art is ond floor of the gallery are darker another story, but suffice it to say and more dense, reminding us of that the locale is perfect for the the sea. Although the work is hung establishment of galleries. It’s surin the kitchen, we lose sight of the rounded by water, alive with histosurroundings. Limited space doesry and character, and filled with n’t seem to matter and other artists charming architecture, much of are also served well in the various which dates from the Victorian small rooms. Consider Eric Dever’s Stabilito: Untitled Green Age. grid-like abstractions and vertical The Sara Nightingale Gallery, while not housed lines recalling Ross Bleckner’s early “wallpaper” in a “painted lady,” is a unique place of its own. pieces. The configurations give structure and stabiliThere’s a small gallery downstairs and an apartty to the setting, yet there’s whimsy at work as well. ment upstairs, proving that art flourishes in all In the apartment’s bathroom, Christian Little’s kinds of spaces. Moreover, it appears as if the endeavors are a different matter. They feature figugallery has changed its focus somewhat, from conrative narratives unlike anyone else’s works. His ceptual art and subjects dealing with political “Confetti Geyser” is playful, colorful and upbeat. So issues, like feminism, to more formal concerns, like are sculptures by Jennie Nichols. If they remind us of use of color and coposition. shoes, it’s because they are shoes. One even looks like Last month’s exhibit featured work by Joseph the flower, Jack-in-the-Pulpit. We remember them Stabilito, who lives on New York’s Lower East Side. especially from Nightingale’s Gallery in Water Mill; His paintings fit right in with the local natural they are the kinds of shapes that are idiosyncratic environment. They are certainly abstract and remifrom top to bottom. niscent of Monet’s Water Lilies or Mark Rothko’s Elsewhere in the apartment you’ll find Gus Yero’s pieces, according to Sara Nightingale. abstract and colorful circles—again full of playfulWhat is unique about Stabilito’s work is the play ness and energy. All the works, in fact, make us want of boldness against delicacy—a characteristic also to jump for joy. seen in his other paintings (on view in the gallery’s The current show will be on view until the end of apartment) where his organic forms float and glide July. Call 631-793-2256 for information.


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Tenor). BEST PERFORMANCE BY A FEATURED ACTOR IN A PLAY: Eddie Redmayne in Red – Why he’s in this category doesn’t make sense. He costars with Alfred Molina, and that may give him the win. BEST PERFORMANCE BY A FEATURED ACTRESS IN A MUSICAL: Katie Finneran in Promises, Promises – She was the best thing about the weak revival and won the Drama Desk. BEST PERFORMANCE BY A FEATURED ACTOR IN A MUSICAL: Levi Kreis in Million Dollar Quartet – He tears up the stage as Jerry Lee Lewis, but Kevin Chamberlin (The Addams Family) would be our choice. BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: David Bryan (Music) & Joe DiPetro (Lyrics) for Memphis – The pair have been cleaning up and we look for them to continue. Their music and lyrics are the most original on Broadway this season. BEST BOOK OF A MUSICAL: Everyday Rapture by Dick Scanlan and Sherie Rene Scott – We are looking for them to pull off a big upset over Memphis. This clever little show, moved to Broadway at the last minute, is a real sleeper and this could be a well-deserved surprise. BEST DIRECTION OF A PLAY: Michael Grandage for Red – Grandage also helmed a marvelous Hamlet and the dual memory will carry him to the winner’s circle over Kenny Leon (Fences). BEST DIRECTION OF A MUSICAL: Terry Johnson for La Cage aux Folles – His scaled down re-staging from London is dazzling. Theater critics Barry Gordin & Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer. Patrick is the artistic director of SivaRoad Productions and a member of the 2009/2010 Drama Desk nominating committee.


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Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS EAST END ARTS GALLERY – 5 to 7 p.m. on June 11, opening reception, “The Self as Subject” juried portrait exhibit. 133 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631-727-0900. PARRISH ART MUSEUM – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. on June 12, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. June 13, “Landscape Pleasures,” garden symposium and tours. $175 donation. 25 Jobs Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. DOROTHY FRANKEL – Noon on June 12, local artist opens her private sculpture gallery and studio. Open Saturdays noon to 4 p.m. 2879 Noyac Rd., Noyac. 631-7254081. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 4 to 6 p.m. on June 12, opening reception, “Dreams and Travels” by Jill Morris. On display June 10 through July 1. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY – 5 to 7 p.m. on June 12, opening reception, new exhibit featuring painters Ivan Kustura, Melora Griffis and sculptor Randall Rosenthal. 167 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-7817. SOUTHAMPTON CULTURAL CENTER – 5 to 7 p.m. on June 12, opening reception, “F-Stop: 4 Contemporary Photographers,” featuring Marcel Bally, Warren Padula, Anne Sager and Walter Schwab. Levitas Center for the Arts, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. CARMEN ART – 5 to 8 p.m. on June 12, opening reception, “Tiny Art Show,” celebrating smaller scale works by nine American artists. Free. Smith, 28 Nugent St., Southampton. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – 5 to 8 p.m. on June 12, opening reception, “Summer Harmonies,” featuring Howard Rose, Iris Kelmenson, Joann Maroldo and Carol Saxe; local wines and hors d’oeurves and book signing by Carol Saxe. Exhibit on display through June 30. 2 Main St., Southampton. 631287-1883. SURFACE GALLERY – 5 to 8 p.m. on June 12, opening reception, “Body,” a group show by ceramic artists, an interpretation of the human figure. Exhibit on display through July 5. 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-2919061. BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL – 10 a.m. on June 14, opening of “Bridgehampton National Bank’s 100th Anniversary” exhibit. 2368 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. $5 donation requested. 631-537-1088. WESTHAMPTON HISTORICAL – 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. on June 18, opening of summer exhibit, “Around Westhampton – A Pictorial History.” $35. Star Boggs Restaurant, 6 Parlato Pl., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1139. WATER MILL MUSEUM – 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. on June 27, opening reception, 18th Annual Member’s Art Show, on display June 17 to July 12. 41 Old Mill Rd., Water Mill. 631-7264625. GALLERIES ANN MADONIA PAINTING GALLERY & FINE ANTIQUES – Open 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. 36 Jobs Ln., Southampton. 631-283-1878.

ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – 495 Montauk Hwy, Eastport. 631-325-1504. THE ART BARGE – 50 years of art barge history. The Victor D’Amico Institute of Art, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily or by appointment. 28E Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631204-0383. BOLTAX GALLERY – 21 Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631749-4062. BENSON-KEYES ARTS – By appointment. 917-5091379 or BERNARD SPRING STEEL – Watercolors and sculptures. Open Sat. and Sun. 1 to 4 p.m. 7760 Main Bayview Rd., Southold. 631-765-9509. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. 261 N. Main Street, Southampton. 631-377-3355 or CANIO’S GALLERY – 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-4926. CELADON CLAY ART GALLERY – 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. CHRYSALIS GALLERY - Original fine art, local, regional and international artists. Open Thurs. to Mon. 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883 or D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Former residence of Victor D’Amico, founding director of Education at the Museum of Modern Art, early modernist furnishings and found objects on display. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631267-3172. DELANEY COOKE GALLERY – 11:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Fri. through Mon. 150 Main Street, Sag Harbor. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – Visit artist Daria Deshuk for one-on-one tours of paintings, photographs and works on paper. 141 Maple Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. GALERIE BELAGE – 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-5082. THE LEIBER MUSEUM – 446 Old Stone Hwy, Springs. 631-329-3288. LENZ WINERY – Paintings by Annie Wildey on display through August 30. 38355 Rt. 25, Peconic. 631-734-6010. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – Open weekdays noon to 4 p.m. and weekends noon to 6 p.m. Southampton Cultural Center, Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-283-6419. LUCILLE KHORNAK GALLERY – Photography gallery. 2400 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist and gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424.

Arts & Entertainment MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – 24 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Open Mon. to Sat. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sun. 1 to 5 p.m. Jobs Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. POLLOCK KRASNER HOUSE & STUDY CENTER – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. PRITAM & EAMES – Mon. through Sat. 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Sun. noon to 4 p.m., closed Wed., furniture gallery. 27 Race Ln., East Hampton. 631-324-7111. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY - Open noon to 6 p.m. daily. 2nd Floor, Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Ln., Jamesport. 631-722-0500. RICHARD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS GALLERY – 90 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-1161. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. SAG HARBOR HISTORICAL SOCIETY – Sat. and Sun. 1 to 4 p.m., paintings and writings by historic Sag Harbor artists, poets, authors and historians, on display through June 27. 174 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-5092. SOLAR – 44 Davids Ln., East Hampton. 631-907-8422. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM – Summer exhibition, “Saving our Landscape Heritage: Paintings and Photographs of the East End.” 17 Meeting House Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2494. SURFACE LIBRARY – New works created “in-situ” (onsite) by resident atelier artists, potter Bob Bachler and painter James Kennedy. Open Thurs. to Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-291-9061. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – Thurs. to Mon. 12:30 to 7 p.m. 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. VERED GALLERY – 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sun. to Thurs., 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Fri., 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Sat. 68 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-3303. WALK TALL GALLERY – 197 Madison St., Sag Harbor. 631-681-1572.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, June 11 to Thursday, June 17. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) Sex and the City (R) – Fri., 5, 8, Sat, Sun, Mon 2, 5, 8 Tue-Thur, 7 City Island (PG13) – Fri., 5:15, 7:30 Sat, 2:30, 4:15, 7, 9:15 Sun, 2:30, 4:45, 7, no showings during week

6:15 Sat., 12:45, 3:20, 6:15, 9 Sun., 12:45, 3:20, 6:15 Shrek 4 (PG) – Fri., 4:45, 7:15, 9:45, Mon-Thurs, 4:45, 7:15, Sat, 12, 2:20, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45, Sun., 12, 2:20, 4:45, 7:15

SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Exit Through The Gift Shop – 5 all week Holy Rollers – 7 all week The Girl With The Dragon Tatto – 9 all week

UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Sex and the City 2 (R) – Mon – Thurs, 3:45, 7 Fri., 3:45, 7, 10, Sat., 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10:20, Sun., 12:30, 3:45, 7 Prince of Persia (PG13) – Mon- Thur, 4, 7:40, Fri., 4, 7:40, 10:30 Sat., 1:15, 4, 7:40, 10:30 Sun., 1:15, 4, 7:40 A-Team (R) – Mon-Thur, 4:15, 7:15, Fri., 4:15, 7:15, 10:10, Sat, 1, 4:15, 7:15, 10:10, Sun., 1, 4:15, 7:15 Splice (R) – Mon-Thur, 4:30, 7:30, Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10, Sat, 12:45, 4:30, 7:30, 10, Sun., 12:45, 4:30, 7:30

UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) The Karate Kid (PG) – Fri, 3:45, 7, 10:15, Mon-Thurs, 3:45, 7 Sat., 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10:15, Sun., 12:30, 3:45, 7 Get Him to the Greek (R) – Fri., 4:30, 7:45, 10:30, MonThurs, 4:30, 7:45, Sat, 1, 4:30, 7:45, 10:30 Sun., 1, 4:30, 7:45 Killers (PG13) – Fri, 4:15, 7:30, 10:20, Mon-Thurs, 4:15, 7:30, Sat, 1:30, 4:15, 7:30, 10:20, Sun., 1:30, 4:15, 7:30 Sex and the City 2 (R) – Fri, 3:30, 6:45, 10, Mon-Thurs, 3:30, 6:45, Sat, 12:15, 3:30, 6:45, 10, Sun., 12:15, 3:30, 6:45 City Island (PG13) – Fri, 3:20, 6:15, 9, Mon-Thurs, 3:20,

UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Prince Of Persia (PG13) – Fri, 4:100, 7:30, 10:20, Sat., 12:30, 4:10, 7:30, 10:20 Sun 12:30, 4:10, 7:30 Mon-Thur 4:10, 7:30 Shrek Forever After (PG) – Fri, 4:20, 7:40, 10:05, Sat, 12, 4:20, 7:40, 10:05, Sun., 12, 4:30, 7:40, Mon-Thurs, 4:20, 7:40 Robin Hood (PG13) – Fri., 3:50, 10, Sat., 3:50, 10, Sun, 3:50 Mon-Thur, 3:50 Karate Kid (PG13) – Fri., 4, 7:10, 10:10, Sat., 12:10, 4, 7, 10:10, Sun., 12:10, 4, Mon-Thur, 4, 7

Iron Man 2 (PG13) – Fri., 7, Sat, 12:20,7 Sun., 12:20, 7 Mon-Thur, 7 Marmaduke (PG13) – Mon-Thurs, 4:30, 7:20, Fri., 4:30, 7:20, 9:50, Sat, 12:40, 4:30, 7:20, 950, Sun., 12:40, 4:30, 7:20 On June 12, “Karate Kid” party at the theater, 11:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., featuring races, prizes and more. MATTITUCK CINEMAS (Call 631-298-Show for times) Get Him To The Greek (R), The A Team (PG13), Marmaduke (PG), Shrek Forever After (PG), Spice (R), Killers (PG13), The Karate Kid (PG), Sex and the City 2 (R), Prince Of Persia (PG13) The Montauk Movie (+) (631-668-2393) Shrek (PG) – 7 p.m., 9 p.m. all week Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center (+)(631-288-1500) No movie this week. The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Food / Dining/ Entertaining Simple Art of Cooking

Silvia Lehrer

The growing interest in local, sustainably grown foods is reflected by the growing list of vendors and attendance at farmers markets on the East End. There is an air of discovery as you waltz through the markets visiting and chatting with vendors offering the best of the East End, whether unusual or familiar vegetables, flowers, artisanal cheeses, pastas, jams, dips, honey, pickles and baked goods ready to take home for lunch or dinner. Some of the goodies you will encounter at the Sag Harbor farmers market are Dale & Bette’s organic produce offering bamboo shoots; yes I said bamboo shoots, which I took home and stir-fired with their tat soi greens in Asian vinaigrette with much success. Or stop by for Bees Needs honeys with 3 different seasonal varieties; Mecox Bay Dairy’s delicious range of artisanal cheeses; Open-Minded Organics fresh and dried shitake and oyster mushrooms as well as dried morel, chanterelle and more. Gerry Woodhouse, a certified organic grower from Peconic brings her Taste of the North Fork to the South Fork with her locally produced jams and jellies, dips, pestos and more. Gerry also represents North Fork Potato Chip Company’s kettle cooked potato chips made with their own local potatoes and Catapano Dairy Farm with their herd of goats creating award winning chevre, feta, and yogurt at the market. Move along to Quail Hill Organic Farms wide selection of produce then look for Regina’s of East Hampton with her berry fruit tarts and tomato tarts to come. Continue past the canopied stands to

Eating From the Farmer’s Market Sag Harbor, East Hampton and Montauk village. Follow the markets as you visit through spring, summer and fall to discover the variety of ingredients and products as the seasons unfold. MESCLUN SALAD WITH SESAME VINAIGRETTE AND MACADAMIA NUTS Greens currently abound at the farmers market. Yield: 4 servings 1/2 pound mesclun greens

select delectable baked goods, such as onion and spinach tarts, French style, at Martine’s; Blue Duck breads, muffins, scones and croissants; Simply Fresh Seafood offers the catch of the day from shellfish to monkfish – be sure to bring a cooler for the just caught fish! Continue on to A.Sisters Food Co. with Mansell & Lyman’s traditional fettucine made in a variety of flavors including spinach, mushroom, lemon pepper and tomato basil and their variety of lemonades in recycled wine bottles. Speaking of wine, stop by for a taste of Roman Roth’s Grapes of Roth’s refreshingly crisp Riesling and fully ripe Merlot. “These are the grapes, said Roman that put the wine of New York on the map.” The markets on the East End include Westhampton Beach and continue through Southampton village, Hayground in Bridgehampton,

Sesame Vinaigrette 2 tablespoons soy sauce 2 tablespoons rice vinegar 1 tablespoon mirin (syrupy rice wine) 1 teaspoon sesame oil Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 1/3 cup coarsely chopped macadamia nuts plus extra for garnish Wash and spin-dry salad greens then roll and wrap in a length of paper towel to absorb excess moisture. If mesclun is refrigerated, bring to room temperature and place in a large bowl. In a small mixing bowl stir vinaigrette ingredients and salt and pepper to taste. (continued on page 78)


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Hamptons Restaurant Updates MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge in Water Mill celebrates Father’s Day with a $39.95 prime porterhouse special and a complimentary cigar for each Dad on Sunday, June 20 starting at 5:30 p.m. The regular $29.95 three-course prix fixe will also be offered and includes: soup of the moment; salad of baby greens, Roma tomato balsamic sour, feathered cucumbers, crumbled Boursin cheese in a tomato bowl; lightly breaded chicken cutlets with warm Roma tomato, Boursin cheese bruschetta, herbed Parmesan spaetzle in a pesto cream sauce; and toasted coconut crusted Atlantic salmon with curried smashed cauliflower, jerked creamed leeks and braised Swiss chard. For reservations, call 726-2606. Navy Beach now offers game time specials on select beach-bar menu items and the Elderflower Caipirinha cocktail during the 2010 World Cup games through Sunday July 11. All 2:30 p.m. and select 10 a.m. games will be viewable at the bar and lunch will be available. Saturdays in June boasts “Sunset Sets with Dan Bailey & Living Rhythm” at 6 p.m. on the beachfront. Bar food specials will also be offered during performances. Call 668-6868 for details. The Pridwin Beach Hotel & Cottages on Shelter Island will open its dining room and lounge to the public starting Sunday, June 27. Breakfast, lunch and dinner will be served seven days through Labor Day except on Wednesdays during the allyou-can-eat cookouts. Menus offer signature recipes such as Pridwin’s blackened tuna carpac-

cio, grilled sea scallops with tarragon butter, signature herbencrusted rack of lamb and the creamier than most cheesecake. Dinner entréées are also paired by the glass or bottle with recommended Long Island wines. For further details, call 7490476. Turtle Crossing in East Hampton introduces new dishes this season. Items to try are: grilled salmon with Southwestern pesto, cheddar cheese, bell pepper grits and Swiss chard ($22); Southwestern veggie burger with black beans, sweet potatoes, plantains, corn, mango BBQ sauce and one fixin’ ($14); and churros with chocolate dipping sauce ($5). New cocktails include Snapping Turtle with Herradura anejo tequila, cracked black pepper, elderberry liquer, crushed basil, white cranberry and fresh lime ($12). For more information, call 324-7166. Cuvéée Bistro & Bar in Greenport hosts the Second Annual Greenporter Roséé Festival on Thursday, June 17 from 6 to 9 p.m. The poolside event will benefit the East End Student Film Project and features roséé wines from Long Island Wine Council’s participating vineyards such as

Bedell Cellars and Corey Creek Vineyard. A buffet of light fare and hors d’oeuvres will be served including arugula pesto pasta salad and hot-smoked salmon filet. The rain date is Sunday, June 20. For details, call 4770066. Nick & Toni’s in East Hampton is now open seven days starting at 6 p.m. for the summer. The restaurant will continue to offer wood-fired pizzas, the $30 Film & Food special with twocourse dinner and movie voucher, and the three-course $30 menu Monday through Wednesday until June 23. Pizzas include Rapini with broccoli rabe and goat cheese and Prosciutto with tomato, mozzarella and arugula. Call 324-3550 for reservations. Heading upisland or back to the city? La Volpe in Center Moriches offers a Twilight menu from 4 to 6 p.m. Tuesdays through Fridays. Dishes are $12.99 each and may include: Spaghetti with Littleneck clams, cherry tomatoes, parsley, garlic and olive oil; tagliatelle in a creamy alfredo sauce; and rigatoni with mushrooms, onions, ham and chopped meat in a pink vodka sauce. Call 8743819 for details.

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is being used today in Europe and in Asia. We’re launching Shopmobi on the Hamptons Luxury Liner on July 31 which is the same weekend as Super Saturday, so you can start shopping on board as you head out,” she explains. “You can also make reservations for dinner with the program, make spa reservations and a lot of many different things.” This new technology is really amazing having seen it in action. A goodie bag is no longer just a "gift bag"--it's now a powerful vehicle to reach thousands of people through product placement, social media and traditional media. Imagine you place a product in a gift bag and in one weekend, it's e-blasted to 26,000 Hampton Luxury Liner subscribers, 50,000+ Dan's Papers readers and thousands more through television, the web and magazines. Madison & Mulholland has created an affordable "multi-layered" approach for small and large businesses, which include PR, advertising, and sampling opportunities for an affluent demographic. Who would have thought so much could go into a gift bag?

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A Scent Party with Sue Phillips

By T.J. Clemente Having written somewhere over 1400 articles for Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers and the Montauk Pioneer I have the privilege to attend many functions, parties, and charity events. But recently I added something new to my resume, I covered an afternoon party to help create your own personal scent hosted by legendary Susan â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sueâ&#x20AC;? Phillips, whose experience in the field has launched many famous lines of scents for a few of the leading international brands over the years. Ms. Phillips, now President of Scenterprises Ltd., is a recognized international fragrance expert, who created, developed and launched TIFFANY perfume for their 150th anniversary, as well as numerous other internationally successful fragrances. Her career includes executive positions at Elizabeth Arden, LancĂ´me and Tiffany & Company, as well as consulting and branding initiatives for companies such as Avon, Bath & Body Works, Burberrys, Chanel, Lancaster, Oilily and Trish McEvoy, to name a few. Overlooking North Sea in Sag Harbor while being served wine and treats, Susan Philips explained what a signature your scent is, it made me think of how many times someone has passed me and I said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Wow! That smells really good.â&#x20AC;? The flip side is of course, â&#x20AC;&#x153;OMG please move away.â&#x20AC;? Susan Philips presented a collection of 18 scents to use to customize your scent that would be then bottled right there and is available in two sizes in bottles where you select the color. All this for around $145 to $175 depending on the size. Just recently a major publication ran an article on how important your scent is in mating. How it either draws in or repulses people you meet. The idea of consulting with an expert like Susan Philips and then creating a scent that will both achieve your personal goals and make you smell

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For the stir-fry sauce 1 large clove garlic, finely chopped, about 1 teaspoon 1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh gingerroot 1 tablespoon light soy sauce 1 tablespoon lemon juice 2 teaspoons roasted sesame oil For the stir-fry 3 bamboo shoots, about 1/2 pound* Kosher salt 1 tablespoon peanut or canola oil 1 pound tat soi greens, washed and spin-dried Freshly ground pepper Place the stir-fry sauce ingredients in a mixing bowl and stir to mix. You will yield approximately 3 tablespoons sauce. Peel away the outer layers of the bamboo shoots until you reach a firm, ladder-like center. Cut the shoot into one-inch pieces. Bring a small saucepan of water to the boil, add salt to taste and put in the bamboo shoots. Return the water to a boil and simmer the bamboo shoots for 7 o 8 minutes until tender. Drain and dry on paper towels. In a medium wok or large saute pan swirl the oil to coat the pan and place over medium heat. Add the bamboo shoots and toss the pieces to cook for 2 to 3 minutes. Add 2 tablespoons sauce and toss to mix. Add the greens and toss to mix with the shoots just until the greens are wilted. Add drops of remaining sauce to coat the mixture if necessary. Season with freshly ground pepper; toss to mix and serve warm. Note: Bamboo shoots are available in early spring and no longer available at the farmers market. If friends are growing bamboo trees – pick them at eight inches for the recipe.


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BIG D’S BBQ - All your favorites from Southern style BQQ to American Specialties, and fresh soups and salads. Catering and take-out platters, Lunch and Dinner, 720 North Sea Road Southampton 631-377-3825. A TOUCH OF VENICE - Fine dining in a casual waterfront setting. Located in the Mat-a-Mar Marina (come by boat). 631-298-5851. 2255 Wickham Ave., Mattituck. BLUE SKY MEDITERRANEAN LOUNGE Appetizers, or “Small Plates” include salads, shellfish, pizetta and soup, ranging from $9 to $16. Main courses, ranging from $21 to $28, offer inventive fish and seafood dishes, pastas, chicken, lamb, veal - the works, and a nod to the Eastern Mediterranean with Moussaka. 63 Main Street, Sag Harbor, 631-725-1810. Menu at BOBBY VAN’S - Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BREWSTERS SEAFOOD MARKET - Mon-Thurs, “Early Catch” Menu, complete dinners $15. Two-Fer Tues, 2 Lobsters (1 1/8) $25 includes 2 sides. Wed, Bucket Night, All Shellfish Buckets $12. Every Day Special, Bucket of Corona & Steamed Shellfish $30. Open 7 Days. 252 Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays,, 631-7283474 CAFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S - Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m. From noon to 3 p.m., serving a casual Italian-style menu. Excellent choices by Executive Chef Chip Monte. Check out the great late night bar scene. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-6682345. CANAL CAFÉ – be reminded of Cape Cod in the 1970s at this very casual waterfront eatery. Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar. Accessible by boat. Live music all summer, 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays, 631-723-2155. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM -Serving the best aged and marinated steak, the freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual warm atmosphere. Family owned and operated since 1958. Open for lunch and dinner. 2 Locations 1549 Main Road, Jamesport 631-722-3292 or 1065 Franklinville Rd, Laurel 631-298-3262. COOPERAGE INN - “The gateway to the North Fork,” casual country dining in a cozy, relaxed atmosphere, featuring local wines and produce. Special events include an annual summer lobster clambake. Live comedy and murder mystery dinner theater and wine and beer dinners. A beautiful new bar and lounge lets customers enjoy a little night life with live music on weekends, a fabulous Happy Hour 5-


Food / Dining/ Entertaining 7 weekdays at pub grub at its finest, 2218 Sound Ave, Baiting Hollow, 631-727-8994 FOUR SEASONS CATERERS - Prix Fixe Menu each evening. Extensive menu with specials every day. 15 Prospect Street, Southampton, Phone: 631-283-3355. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY - Espresso Bar, Bakery, Caféé, and Coffee Roastery. Full service breakfast and lunch in Water Mill. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” 6 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to Green Thumb) and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach (Six Corners Roundabout at BNB). 631-726-COFE HARBOR BISTRO – New American cuisine with French backbone, blended with hints of Asian and South American fare created by co-owner and executive chef Damien O’Donnell utilizing local purveyors. Extensive $29 prix fixe every night from 5 to 6p.m. and all night at the bar. $19 Three-course prix fixe Thursday to Sunday, 5 to 6p.m. Spectacular waterfront sunset views nightly at 313 Three Mile Harbor-Hog Creek Road, East Hampton, 631-324-7300 THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN - Award winning fine dining in a rebuilt North Fork 1850s Landmark offering New American Cuisine prepared with seasonal local produce, dairy, seafood, poultry and wine. Lunch and dinner daily. Private dining rooms. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport, 631-722-0500, THE JUICY NAMM - is open in Sag Harbor and East Hampton serving organic juices, smoothies and high vibration raw vegan cuisine. 51 Division Street, Sag Harbor 631725-3030 and 27 Race Lane, East Hampton 631-604-5091. LE SOIR RESTAURANT - Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts. 825 W. Montauk Hwy, Bayport. 631-472-9090. LOBSTER ROLL - A nostalgic, roadside eatery, serving up fresh seafood, “puffers,” homemade chowders, steamers, burgers, sandwiches, steak, pasta, homemade desserts and a full children’s menu. Celebrating 45 years on the East End!! 1965-2010, on the Napeague Stretch in Amagansett. 1980 Montauk Hwy. 267-3740. MUSE RESTAURANT & AQUATIC LOUNGE - New American Fare with Regional Flare. $29.95 3-course prix fixe offered ALL NIGHT, every night except Friday & Saturday when it is offered until 6 p.m. Live music on Thursdays. Private cooking classes & wine dinners with Chef Guiffrida available. Open Wednesday - Sunday, 5:30 p.m. Citarella Plaza, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill 631726-2606. OLD MILL INN – Showcases local, seasonal ingredients, including fresh lobsters and oysters, priced for the

times. Open for lunch and dinner, Wednesday – Sunday. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck, 631-298-8080, OSO AT SOUTHAMPTON INN and OUTSIDE @ OSO – Seasonally driven, modern American fare with global influences, served indoors and outside. Open at 7:30a.m. daily for breakfast and lunch. Enjoy a la carte or prix fixe Dinner Wed-Sunday. Visit our Facebook page!, 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-1166. PHAO THAI KITCHEN - Classic Thai barbecued beef, chicken satay, shrimp & vegetable summer rolls and wokcharred squid appetizers. 29 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-0101. PIERRE’S - Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere. Open seven days. Brunch Fri.-Sun.. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. SEN RESTAURANT - The Hamptons “go-to” place for sushi/Japanese cuisine. Extensive sake list and great late night scene. Take out/full service catering. 23 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-1774. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR - A modern American bistro. Open 7 days Lunch & Dinner. Great bar scene and even better food. Happy Hour Specials M-F, 46:30p.m. 26 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays 631-7232626. THAT LITTLE ITALIAN PLACE - Italian cuisine in the Heart of Greenport (across from Mitchell Park), Enjoy views of the Harbor. Serving lunch Friday-Sunday, Dinner Thursday - Sunday. Full menu available for take out, on and off premise catering available. 110 Front Street, Greenport 631-477-6767 ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK – Surf shack, bar and grill. Open at 11a.m. for lunch and dinner. Weekend brunch at 10a.m. Nachos, kabobs, fat boy burgers, hummus, salads, seafood, and coconut shrimp. Two-for-one margaritas all the time. Live music. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike. Bridgehampton. 631-537-6060.

OLD HARBOR HOUSE – Theme night. 10 p.m. 240 Fort Pond Rd., Montauk. 631-668-1515.

537-3300. O’MURPHY’S – Karaoke 10 p.m. The Plaza, Montauk. 631-668-5005. OSO –Ladies’ Night. 5:30 to 9 p.m. The Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-283-1166. PHAO – Karaoke. 9:30 p.m. 29 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-4546. RUNAWAYS – Ray Red performs acoustic rock and roll. 9 p.m. – 12 a.m. 4 South Elmwood, Montauk. 631-725-7533. SOLE EAST RESORT – 8 p.m. Live Reggae with Winston Irie. Backyard Restaurant, 90 Second House Rd., Montauk. 631-668-2105. WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD – Twilight Thursdays. 5-7:30 p.m. Complimentary cheese and live jazz with the Dennis Raffelock Jazz Duo. Wine sold by the glass. No reservations, no cover. Wöölffer Estate Vineyard Tasting Room, 139 Sagg Rd., Sagaponack. 631-537-5106.

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SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 DOCKERS – Noiz. 4 p.m. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. EAST HAMPTON POINT – Reggae with Project Vibe. 6 to 9 p.m. 295 Three Mile Harbor Rd., East Hampton. 631-3292800. FIDDLERS COVE – Open mic after hours. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. NICK’S – The Lone Sharks. 3 to 7 p.m. 148 S. Emerson Ave., Montauk. 631-668-4800. MANUCCI’S – Live music. 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. 440 West Lake Dr., Montauk. 631-668-4455. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Dennis Raffelock duo. 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. PATIO AT 54 MAIN – 8 p.m. to 12 a.m. Sal Matone. 54 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Live jazz. 7 to 10 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. REGULARS CAFE – Steve Fredericks on guitar. 6 to 9 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. ROWDY HALL – Open acoustic jams. 9:45 p.m. 10 Main St. in the Parrish Mews, East Hampton. 631-324-8555. SOLE EAST RESORT – Poolside Live Jazz Brunch. Bloody Marys and Mimosas. 11 a.m. – 3 p.m. $28. 7:30 p.m. Outdoor Movie Night and BBQ. Bring blanket. 90 Second House Rd., Montauk. 631-668-2105. TURTLE CROSSING – Feed the Need. 5 to 7 p.m. 221 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-7166. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 NICK’S – Bobby Nathan. 3 to 7 p.m. 148 S. Emerson Ave., Montauk. 631-668-4800.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 DOCKERS – Paul Mahos. Drink specials Mon. thru Thurs. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. MARTHA CLARA VINEYARDS – Live mic night. 7 – 11 p.m. 6025 Sound Ave., Riverhead. 631-298-0075 x10. PIERRE’S – Live jazz. 7 to 10 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 DOCKERS – Walter & Dave. 631-365-2776. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. FIDDLERS COVE – Acoustic open mic after hours. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 THE ARTFUL DODGER – Karaoke. 9 p.m. No cover. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. BAMBOO – Drink specials. Free sushi snacks. DJ spins disco and funk. 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631329-9821. BAY BURGER – Jam session. 7 to 9 p.m. No cover. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. 631-8993814. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL – Highnote Thursdays. Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss perform. 7 – 10 p.m. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. MUSE – Steve Fredericks on guitar. 7 to 10 p.m. 760 Montauk Highway, Watermill. 631-726-2606. OLD STOVE PUB – Von Falkenburg on keys. Thurs. thru Sun. 8 to 10 p.m. 3516 Montauk Highway, Sagaponack. 631-

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Day By Day BENEFITS CHARITY BIKE RIDE – 2 to 4 p.m. on June 12, help raise money to fight Breast Cancer, proceeds go to The Ellen Hermanson Foundation. Registration required 631-267-0900 or B East Fitness Studio, 199 Main St., Amagansett. Cocktails and after party at D’Canela, 4 to 6 p.m. EAST HAMPTON DAY CARE LEARNING CENTER – 6 to 8 p.m. on June 12, Spring Benefit honoring Eleanor Whitmore, silent auction, cocktails, hor d’oerves by Art of Eating and music by Julie Bluestone Group. $175. Further Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5560 for info. or Learning Center on Gingerbread Lane, East Hampton for tickets. S.H.I.N.E. – 3 to 6 p.m. on June 13, Salsa dance extravaganza with dance, food, drink and professional instruction, benefiting the Sag Harbor in Nicaragua Enterprise. Temple Adas Israel, 30 Atlantic Ave., Sag Harbor. BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL – 4 to 7 p.m. on June 13, Annual Cocktail Party honoring cookbook author/proprietor Anna Pump. Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. Reservations required: 631-537-1088. SUFFOLK COMMUNITY COLLEGE GOLF CLASSIC – 8:30 a.m. on June 17, 27 Annual Charles F. Kelly, Jr. Memorial Golf Classic. $250. Great Rock Golf Club and Blackwell’s Restaurant, 141 Fairway Dr., Wading River. 631-451-4846 or EEGO GOLF OUTING – 9 a.m. on June 18, supporting outreach programs; continental breakfast, golf, cocktails, dinner and auction. Montauk Downs State Park, Montauk. $180. 631-324-3699. JCPA – 8 p.m. on June 18, musical by the Jacobson Center for the Performing Arts, supporting their scholarship fund. Bridgehampton Community House, 2357 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. $65. 516-236-6970. GROUP FOR THE EAST END – 6 to 11 p.m. on June 19, Green Gala. See Party story, Page 26. MONTAUK PLAYHOUSE – 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on June 19, Splash Into Summer Benefit. $50 show, cocktails and buffet/$150 3-course dinner, VIP entertainment seating and gift bags. Sole East, 90 Second House Rd., Montauk. 631-668-2105. SOUTH FORK NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM – 6:30-11 p.m., June 19, Hawaiin Luau. See Party story, Page 26.. ROSS SCHOOL – 6:30 p.m. on June 19, Live at Club Starlight See Party story, Page 26. GOLF TOURNAMENT – 9 a.m. on June 21, 8 Annual Golf Tournament at the Westhampton Country Club, honoring Gary Vegliante, Mayor of the Village of Westhampton Dunes, in support of the WHBPAC. Foursomes $1600, includes breakfast, lunch and cocktail reception, or just join in for the reception for $150 at 4:30 p.m. with an open bar, raffle and more. 631-288-2350, ext. 112 or FARMER’S MARKETS BRIDGEHAMPTON – 3 to 6:30 p.m. Fridays through September 10. Hayground School, 151 Mitchell’s Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-987-3553. EAST HAMPTON – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Fridays through October 1. Nick and Toni’s parking lot, 136 North Main Street, East Hampton. Rain or shine. 631-725-9133. MONTAUK – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Thursdays. Therese School, South Etna Ave., Mtk. RIVERHEAD – 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Next to the aquarium, East Main St., along the Peconic River. SAG HARBOR – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturdays through Halloween weekend. Marine Park, Bay Street, Sag Harbor. SOUTHAMPTON – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Sundays through Oct 10, except holidays,. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton Village. WESTHAMPTON – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturdays through November. 85 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-3337. THURSDAY, JUNE 10 TWILIGHT THURSDAY – 5 to 8 p.m., music of bassist and composer Iris Ornig, wine and cheese plates for purchase. No cover. Winery Tasting Room, Wolffer Vineyard, 139 Sagg Rd., Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. CHAPEL CHOIR – 7 p.m., Boston Avenue Chapel Choir from Tulsa, Oklahoma, performs a concert of choral music. Jewish Center of the Hamptons. 44 Woods Ln., East Hampton. 631-324-9858. EQUUS – 8 p.m. Tues.–Sat. through July 3, matinees

PICK OF THE WEEK EQUUS BENEFIT DINNER – 5:30 p.m. on June 11, Equus Theater Season Opener Benefit Dinner, cocktails, dinner, performance, meet & greet and after party invitation. $650. Clifford-Levy home and Guild Hall, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. Or just go to opening night of this play, starring Alec Baldwin, at 8 p.m. 2 p.m. Sat., starring Alec Baldwin and Sam Underwood. $50/$40/$30. For mature audiences. John Drew Theater, Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 866-8114111. or DISSONANCE – 8 p.m. Tues. through Sat., 7 p.m. Sun., matinees on Weds. at 2 p.m. and Sat. at 4 p.m., throughout June. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. $55/$65. 631-725-9500. BEDROOM FARCE – The Hampton Theatre Company, through June 13, Thurs., Fri. and Sat. at 8p.m. and Sun. at 2:30p.m. Quogue Community Hall, 126 Jessup Ave., Quogue. 631-653-8955. 866-811-4111 for tickets. $25/$23 seniors/$10 students. FRIDAY, JUNE 11 PRINCIPLES OF HEALTHY EATING – 2 p.m., workshop by acupuncturists Stephen Flores and Pat Gorman will explore classical Chinese perspectives of seasonal eating. John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. TOMMY JOHN – Today, Sat. and Sun., major league pitcher will do a meet and greet at the Hamptons Collegiate Baseball games. See website for schedule and locations: SUNSET FRIDAY – 5 p.m. to sunset, music of Jazz guitarist Daisuke Abe, wine and cheese plates for purchase. No cover. Wolffer Wine Stand, 3312 Montauk Hwy, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. STEVEN WRIGHT – 8 p.m., the Oscar-winning comedian performs. $80/$70/$60. WHB PAC, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. VICTOR VICTORIA – 8 p.m. through June 16, except Monday, musical by Jacobson Center for the Performing Arts. Bridgehampton Community House, 2357 Montauk Hwy. $25 advance/$30 door/$65 June 18 benefit show. 516-236-6970. SATURDAY, JUNE 12 HIKE – 9:30 to 11:30 a.m., meet at Sag Harbor Industries for a 3-mile hike through the Mulvihill Preserve. Sag Harbor Tpk, Sag Harbor. 631-725-3942. PADDLE – 10 a.m. to noon, meet at the dock on Towd Point Rd., Southampton. BYO kayak/canoe and life vests. 631-726-7503. BOOK SIGNING & CHEESE TASTING – 10 a.m. to noon, author and cheese maker Angela Miller of Consider Bardwell Farm signs Hay Fever. Lucy Whey Cheese Shop, 80 N. Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-4428. HAMPTON COUNTRY DAY CAMP – 10:30 a.m., ribbon-cutting ceremony at new site. 191 Buckskill Rd., East Hampton. DAN READS IN THE HAMPTONS TOO – 11 a.m., author reads “Lance Gumbs,” about a member of the Shinnecock Indian Tribal Council. Entryway of Shinnecock Indian Museum, Hill St., Southampton. ART SALE – 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., paintings, beach themes, photography, etc. Montauk Yacht Club, 32 Star Island Rd., Mtk. CULINARY DEMO & BOOK SIGNING – Noon to 2 p.m., Susan Meisel, author of “Fresh from the Farm.” Loaves & Fishes Cookshop, 2422 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6066. TALK & BOOK SIGNING – 2 p.m., author Linda Goetz Holmes on Guests of the Emperor: The Secret History of Japan’s Mukden POW Camp. Shelter Island Library, 37 N. Ferry Rd. 631-749-0049. TASTE OF SHELTER ISLAND – 5 to 8 p.m., cocktails, hor d’oeurves, live auction; sponsored by East End Hospice. $75 donation. 631-288-7080. TALK & BOOK SIGNING – 7 p.m., authors Tom Clavin and Danny Peary discuss Roger Maris: Baseball’s Reluctant Hero. Bookhampton, 20 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-8425. BRYAN ADAMS – 8 p.m., singer-songwriter’s acoustic performance. WHB PAC, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. $180/$150/$120. 631-288-1500. TALK & SCREENING – 8 p.m., Peter Sichel and showing of A Spine-Tingling Journey from Nazi Germany to the CIA to International Wine Master, followed by reception. Free. Jewish Center of the Hamptons, 44

Woods Ln., East Hampton. 631-324-9858. SUNDAY, JUNE 13 HIKE – 8 to 10 a.m., meet at the SOFO Museum parking lot on Bridgehampton Tpk for a fast-paced 5-mile hike. 631-745-0689. ANTIQUES FAIR – 9 to 3 p.m., Southampton Historical Society at the White House, 159 Main St., Southampton. 631-283-2494. IGLHRC SUMMER BRUNCH – 10:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., International Gay & Lesbian Human Rights Commission. RSVP. Buckskill Rd., East Hampton. 212430-6054. HORSEBACK RIDE – 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., meet at Merchants Path and Wainscott Harbor Rd., Sagaponak. BYO horse and helmet. Reservations required, must be a STPS/HOT member to participate. 631-537-6188. DAN READS IN THE HAMPTONS TOO – 11 a.m., author reads “The Montauk Project,” about the book that revealed the secret government project near Montauk lighthouse. Gosman’s Restaurant, 500 W. Lake Dr., Mtk. FELINE FRENZY – Noon to 4 p.m., Southampton Animal Shelter Open House. Red Creek Park, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7387. “FOR THE LOVE OF A HORSE” – 1 to 4 p.m., horseman Tim Hayes talks followed by acoustics of guitarist George Barry, includes refreshments and guided tours. $50 adults/$20 children. Reservations required. Amaryllis Learning Center, 93 Merchants Path, Bridgehampton. 631-537-7335. HOMEGROWN STRING BAND – 2 p.m., Acoustic American Roots music. John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. THE ELEKTRA ENSEMBLE – 3 p.m., classical concert. Free, reservations appreciated. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-2830774 ext. 523. LITERARY READING – 6 p.m., poet Philip Schultz and novelist Louis Begley, reading, reception and book signing. John Drew Theater, Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. $5. 631-324-4050. SINGER-SONGWRITER SERIES – 9:30 to 11:30 p.m., local up and coming singers and seasoned pros. Free, $5 suggested donation. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. MONDAY, JUNE 14 ENVIRONMENTAL PROGRAM – 7 p.m., the League of Women Voters of the Hamptons presents “Lawns: A Dangerous Obsession?” a film and panel discussion. 631-329-1830 or 631-537-0015. LEGENDS SERIES – 8 p.m., rare live footage of the “Fabulous Divas.” Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 16 JANE POWELL & JOHN ERMAN – Noon, talk with actress and director. Free, reservations required. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 ext. 523. NETWORKING DINNER – 6:30 p.m., Greater Westhampton Chamber of Commerce. Open to public; reservations suggested. $35; cash bar. 631-288-3337. THURSDAY, JUNE 17 THURSDAY NIGHT READS – 6 p.m., a film followed by a book discussion. This week: Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton. John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. COOKING WITH COLETTE – 6:30 p.m. $15. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. FRIDAY, JUNE 18 EQUUS CELEBRATION – 4:30 to 6:30 p.m., designer Elie Tahari toasts to Alec Baldwin, Sam Underwood and cast members at a complimentary reception with wine tasting. Wolffer Estate Vineyards, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. RSVP required: 212-763-2034. ESPERANZA SPALDING – 8 p.m., Jazz bassist, vocalist and composer performs. $65/$55/$45. Westhampton Beach PAC, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500.

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Letters A BITTERSWEET FAREWELL TO THE FAIRWAY Dear Dan, I read with interest the Givin’ you the Business piece by T.J. Clemente in your May 14 issue and was wondering which Fairway Restaurant he was referring to and how often he visited. Hey, T.J. did you ever receive a T-shirt with “Regular” silk screened on the back of it as so many of us did? Those of us who got one probably had more meals there then were prepared in our own kitchens. Sad that the towns (both Southampton and East Hampton) found it necessary to cut a deal with management of the golf course and after almost 25 years Fairway, as we all know and love it is now gone. Should it have been put on, as an item on the local ballot things would never have changed! You can be sure of that... Just ask all those little tikes who came with their parents and sat at those revolving short counter stools if that wasn’t as much fun as the great breakfasts or lunches that Danny, Michael and crew made on the grill. Also for clarification, Red (Dan’s dad) or Dan’s lovely wife Janice who played host or hostess respectively after you waited on line on the weekend for endless hours never forced anyone to sit there, it was always by choice. Otherwise a table inside or out was yours as soon as one became available. Danny ran a restaurant that could have been anyone’s local candy store, luncheonette, or favorite diner Anywhere, USA. No need for a Culinary Institute graduate to make those great pancakes, burgers, BLT’s, backs in those days. Just an experienced short order cook and Fairway had some gems, Danny included. With smiling and hard working wait staff, like Max, Karen, Kirsten and others who were there for years, T.J. do you remember any of them? Or T.J. were you ever there at 6 a.m., when seat #1 was reserved for a local farmer who delivered his fresh produce daily cause Danny used only home grown local when it was available? Don’t ever take that seat or else! How about when a helicopter landed on farmland across 27 to come to Danny’s – a farmer attached his tractor to the chopper so that it couldn’t take off since the pilot had landed on private property and the farmer didn’t care who it was that had come for breakfast. Remember that one T.J.? That was part of the Fairway experience... Hope the new folks allow people like Leif Hope to sit there for hours over a cup of coffee planning the annual Artists & Writers game, and that they don’t have a problem with Jay-Z who wasn’t famous at the time bringing in a large group of young boys and girls for breakfast and then off to hit golf balls. Sure the place got a bit noisy but that’s what was so special, it was a place for singles, couples, families and friends. Danny’s Fairway was not a place that was only friendly, nice place to get a quick bite as you wrote. It was an institution and a way of life for a lot of us who were regulars or for those who wanted to experience an exceptional fair-priced meal. It’s sad that now I’ll have to be heading out to Montauk Downs to once again experience that special thing that so many of us once had at Poxapoague. Danny is running the restaurant at the golf course. Amen! I wish the new guy only good luck but they’ve got big shoes to fill. Sorry to say that they will never see me as a patron as I’m a “regular” and wear that T-shirt proudly. Garry Shelley Via E-mail We miss Danny too. — DR

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THANKS FOR THE LISTINGS THEY WORK! Dear Dan, Many thanks for listing our hikes in print and on line. They get results! We ask people how they found our hikes. Many respond that they get them from Dan’s Papers event listings. Dan’s gets our message out. Tony Garro Southampton Trails Preservation Society Via E-mail GREED IS KILLING MOTHER EARTH Dear Dan, The world as we knew it is over. After reading the article about the cozy government with the oil people it’s no wonder it took this long? These people should be sought out and put in jail. The greedy bunch single handedly killed the planet Earth. Lets take over the oil industry because of mismanagement. Let them eat fish, oily fish. What a mess! Who would have ever thought that this would happen? Many people blew the whistle and no one listened. Remember the little Dutch boy with his finger in the dike? I look back at my life, when I had the energy to make things better I was too busy trying to make a living. Then when I was fat, I wanted to get fatter. Now that I’m very fat, I won’t be around to spend it. You can’t make this stuff up. It’s just too ridiculous. I ask you where are we going? When will we come to our senses? Thank you for putting this in your “Letters to the Editor.” I am going to pound these greedy &&&##&& until they say “Uncle!” P.J. Doodah

Florida We will come to our senses before 1996, I used to say. — DR

NO COMPASSION FOR THE CARRIAGE HORSES IN NYC! Dear Dan, It’s time for the jokes to end! If you had the foggiest notion what is the reality for the Manhattan carriage horses, you would not think, never mind say, they “like” the craziness and sometimes pain in which they live… Here it is: The NYS Humane Society is in favor of banning the carriage horses from the New York City. The fricking NY Bar Association is in favor of banning the carriage horses from the city. The ASPCA is in favor of banning the carriage horses from the city. Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE ABUSED by jerks who do not have the first glimmer of kindness in them, who are foreign, who constitute a voting block in Brooklyn, and who enlisted the aid of the Teamsters for the 7.5 hour meeting two years ago to discuss the fate of the horses, and for which I was there the entire time. Do you actually think the horse that died in the Holland Tunnel – there illegally – LIKED his life? I guess if a horse ever loses his rear end, all I need to do is look to you to find it. Jeannie Reed NYC and East Hampton Via E-mail There are foreigners in Brooklyn? — DR

Police Blotter Writer’s note: Okay. There was way too much unbelievably horrible stuff that happened in the last couple of weeks on the East End, so be prepared, this police blotter isn’t going to be funny, not that it ever normally is, although I try, I try. Rapist Takes A Deal The young Marine who put up a fake profile on Facebook, flew out to East Hampton and then met up with an underage girl in his car, who then alleged that she was raped by him, has taken a plea deal. John James LaFemina, has received a oneyear conditional discharge for the crime and pleaded guilty to endangering the welfare of a child. Manslaughter for Motorcycle Death The 19-year-old man who ran from the police on his motorcycle with his pregnant fiancéé sitting passenger and then crashed, killing her and his unboarn baby on the Napeague stretch between Amagansett and Montauk, will be facing a manslaughter charge for the death. Matthew Byank, will be arraigned on June 11 in Suffolk County Criminal Court in Riverhead. Died Swimming At The Beach One man is confirmed dead after swimming in an unsupervised area of the beach in Westhampton and another man is still missing as the search continues. The drowning is being investigated by the

homicide department of the Suffolk County Police. The two men are from Brooklyn. Deng Zheng, 26, was pronounced dead after CPR was given to him by lifeguards at the scene. His friend Xiangyong Chen, who is 31, is still missing. Helicopter searches and volunteer searches as well as police and ambulance searches have found nothing. Soldier From Shelter Island Is Killed In Afghanistan Army 1st Lieutenant Joseph Theinert, from Shelter Island and who was just 24 years old, was killed in action in Afghanistan. His unit was the subject of an ambush, and received heavy gunfire, that drew them into an area that was rigged with improvised explosive devices, or IEDs, which is the cause of the majority of fatalities and dramatic injuries in the war in Afghanistan. It was reported that he was trying to dismantle one of the IED’s in the area and it went off, killing him. Throughout the Hamptons, many flags were raised at half-mast in his honor. Dead Body Confirmed The dead body that washed ashore in Amagansett has been confirmed to be the missing Chinese kayaker that was reported missing before the body had washed ashore. Fengquan Guan, who was 32, and is originally from China, was the man’s name. By David Lion Rattiner

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(OME3ERVICES House Watching



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(OME3ERVICES Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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SEASONAL SHOWROOM MANAGER Thos. Moser Cabinetmakers, a hardwood furniture maker and retailer is looking to fill a Seasonal Showroom Manager's position in our Southampton, NY, Thos. Moser Gallery Store June through September. Previous experience in driving high-end sales, strong oral and written communication skills, as well as a love of fine furniture and design is required. Experience managing an upscale showroom, or training in interior design is favorable. Weekday and weekend work required. Social networking skills are a must. For additional company information, visit our website at Please email resume and cover letter to:

Merchandise for Sale TELEVISION SETS (2), one Sony 12" and one Panasonic 24" Excellent working condition. Sony has VCR slot. $300. One black leather COUCH and a coffee TABLE, $100. Couch is pullout bed with three cushions. One towel STORAGE UNIT, Saks Fifth Avenue seeks white wood. $50. professional Sales Associate to (917)340-9149 work in our beautiful Southampton store. Qualified applicants must have a minimum Westhampton: Contents of of two years selling experience home. Sofas, dining room sent, in a luxury environment. patio furniture, paintings, rugs, Candidates must have excellent knick knacks, Mercury Mouncustomer service skills and know taineer. Call (631)801-2721 or how to clientele. Please email (561)301-3016 for appt. resumes to

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BRIDGEHAMPTON SOH: Walk village/ bike beach. Bright, secluded 3 BR, 2 bath. Season $23,500, June $4k, July $10k, August $12k. No pets. (212)477-6720 (631)537-1151

Bridgehampton South- walk to village/ bike to beach. 3 BR, 2 ba, newly furnished, CAC, grill, wbfp, d/w, wireless internet. Now- LD $29k, July $15k, Aug.LD $17k. Available year round. Amagansett Bell Estates, archi917-974-1355 tect designed new construction 5 BR 4.5 bath, CAC, heated pool, privacy. July $30K, Aug.- LD East Hampton BEST DEAL! Charming house on private road. $35k. 631-267-8498 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. Pool, Amagansett Bell Estates, new large deck, outside shower. AC. construction, spectacular guest Walk to town. Avail July 1- LD, house 2 BR, 2 bath CAC, Sea- $6,500 July; August $7,500. No son $16K Monthly $8K shares. Alicia 917-449-8212 email 631-267-8498

Barbara's Swimming Lessons. AMAGANSETT unpretentious Phys Ed teacher will teach fun & 6 bedroom house with relaxed safe lessons at your home. spacious atmosphere and rustic (631)669-3842, (516)456-5277 charm. One of the few remainRed Cross Certified: Water ing colonial farmhouses on seSafety Instructor, Lifeguard, cluded 1 acre in best location. CPR, AED. Mature adult female. Quarter mile walk to Atlantic Experienced with references. Pri- Avenue beach, Jitney, LIRR and vate or Group Lessons. South- Farmers Market. Half mile walk to town. Available mid- June to ampton to Amagansett $15,000/ m s c a n l o n w s i @ y a h o o . c o m mid- September. month. (917)204-4185 available for pool parties. Pri- 516-443-3435. vate lifeguard & swimming inAquebogue- North Fork SUPERIOR SWIMMING instruction avail. 631-839-7946 struction at home. Master teach- Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom 631-681-6042. $15,000 season, or er offers instant progress. 30+ Cottages. Innovative weekly/ monthly. (631)722-4096 MAGICIAN SEEKS years experience. AUDIENCE! World class magi- methods. Glowing references. 3 cian Ben Robinson appears July to 93. (917)294-8310. 3 @ Montauk Manor, July 5 @ Commack. Available for July 4 celebrations! Call Transportation (212)750-6969 BRIDGEHAMPTON 4 Airport Service & Beyond room, 3 bath, 2 private acres. Great home: Pool, Large Deck, Party Services/Music SUV Car Service to: Pretty Landscaping. Lots of Airports, Manhattan, lawn! Terrific Master Suite. Cocktail Pianist Solo pianist Broadway Shows, 2-story Great Room (Beamed John Murphy is available for priSporting Events. Ceiling). Minutes Hampton vate party engagements. ReperLicensed & Insured. Classic, Sag Harbor, Ocean toire: Jazz Standards, Broadway, Local & Reliable. Beaches. July- LD $37,000. Easy Listening, and Classical. July $18,000, August $21,000. Digital piano can be provided by Andrew Stevens Longer periods possible. the performer. (631)235-8125. (631)235-3557 (917)797-8838 Laura's Car Service to Airports, Manhattan, Sporting Events, Errands, "Night on the Town". Reasonable Rates/ Reliable. 24/hr service. (631)974-6884

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BRIDGEHAMPTON 3 BR, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre, Near Village/ Beaches. Now- LD $45k. July $22k. Aug $23k. 917-690-8346 BRIDGEHAMPTON 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay, canoe. 3-min walk to ocean. Waterfront, A/C. Private, Amazing Location! (212)794-1000

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Bridgehampton 4 BR, 3 bath, large heated pool. Private home near beach and vineyard. Granite kitchen, outdoor grill. Truly turn key for relaxation! July $13k, Aug- LD $15, July- LD $26k (+2 free weeks). (917)579-9194

EAST HAMPTON: Lion Head, beautifully landscaped retreat, 3 BR, 2 new baths, Master bath with jacuzzi, CAC, Internet, heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, minutes walk to private bay beach. Aug- LD $15,000, or 2 weeks available. (516)902-4552, or email: East Hampton Springs Lovely 2 BR home on half acre. Large living room & deck, fireplace, all utilities including washer and dryer. Near town marina. July, $6,500. No pets, no shares. (718)457-6331, (917)704-0378

EAST HAMPTON 2 beautiful, secluded acres, surrounded by nature preserves. 5 minutes from both East Hampton Village & Sag Harbor GORGEOUS 5,000 sq. ft. home. Open floor plan w/gourmet kitchen 3 separate indoor living areas! Upscale furnishings thru-out. 5 Bdrms / 5 Baths. (en suite) Each bedroom has own sitting area! Master Bdrms on each floor. Lovely heated pool/ large deck July 1- LD $50,000. July $25,000. August $30,000 917-848-7957 East Hampton: 2 sweet 1 BR cottages, newly renovated, A/C, steps to Maidstone Park beach. Cottage 1: $12,500. Cottage 2: $14,500 with washer/ dryer, shed. (631)324-5942 (631)276-8110. Pics, movies: East Hampton Barnes Landing 5 BR, 3 baths, heated pool, walk to bay beach, 5 minutes to ocean beach, large deck & patio, new appliances & carpeting, w/d, outdoor shower, quiet area, JuneJuly $12,000 August- September $16,000, extended season $28,000. Owner (631)495-5118

EAST HAMPTON- WATERFRONT 4 Bdrms, 2 Bths, Heated Pool. Website: http://waterfrontvacation. $4.500/ week. Monthly available. Nathan, LSA. (516)424-1404

East Hampton 3 BR, 2 bath Contemporary New 18x44 heated pool, huge deck w/ solar lighting, fabulous stone patio. Outdoor opulence. Indoor tranquility. Walk to gated bay beach & marina. Modest size. No groups. July $12,000. Aug $15,000. July- LD $25,000 Photos: www.hreo #78369 (631) 965-0549 EAST HAMPTON Barnes Landing charming 4 bedroom, CAC. Walk to bay beach. Privacy, sun room, patio, W/D, OS, 7/5- 7/31 $6,000. Owner (212)866-8061 East Hampton Northwest, 1.5 acres, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, pool, outdoor shower/ hot-tub, 631-563-9429

EAST HAMPTON: Deluxe house four miles from town. 3 BR, 2 bath, heated pool with attached Jacuzzi, waterfall, electrical gates, CAC, deck, OS, garage. July $14,000. July- LD $28,000. August- LD $16,000. Monthly/ seasonal. Shown by appointment. (631)835-9593 (631)329-5457 East Hampton/ Northwest Modern white contemporary Wooded acre. Heated pool, Central air, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Walk to water. Outdoor shower, Decks, Skylights, Free WIFI. July 1 -Labor Day $26,000 July $13,000 August -Labor Day $16,000 Flexible. (703)994-1009

EAST HAMPTON ON WATER 250 ft beach, sunsets, 5 Br, 6 Bth, Large heated pool. See pics @ Aug. $35,000 631-324-0376

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Quogue East Realty Co. East Hampton: renovated 5 BR, (631) 653-9660 3 Bath, Hands Creeks Harbor contemporary, cathedral ceilings, skylight, frplc, extra large deck & pool. East Quogue. 1 br cottage with July $11K, Aug $14K or best of- loft. Granite kitchen, open layout, private property. Now- Lafer. 919-649-4164 bor Day $10,000 East Hampton, Springs: Perfect EAST QUOGUE: 1910 quaint summer retreat. Bright 3 bedfarmhouse, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet room, 2 bath with one Jacuzzi street, 1 block from Bay, 15 mintub. 2 living rooms, skylights, utes to Ocean beach, updated fireplace, piano. New appliances kitchen. Available weekly, Very private, fabulous landscapmonthly, seasonal. Owner ing, heated pool, outdoor hot tub (570)224-6773 and shower. Brick patio, Weber gas grill, hammock. All HAMPTON BAYS/ amenities. See it you will rent! SOUTHAMPTON Water view August 1- Labor Day $11,000 of Shinnecock Inlet. 1 Bedroom No smoking. 646-522-4992, or efficiency unit available. Fur917-837-8711 nished Near college. June, July, August. Reasonable. (631)764-3834 (631)283-8676 East Hampton: Unbelievable Deal! Stunning, bright 2400 sq ft modern luxury home. Designer decorated. 3 BR suites/ jacuzzi, HDTV's, internet, double height great room, grand piano/ player, European dining, French doors galore! Gourmet kitchen. Gorgeous heated pool/ waterfalls, huge deck on private 1 acre/ Romantic nightscape lighting, more... REDUCED!

Hampton Bays: 1 BR cottage, pool, docking space on grounds. Seasonal $5,500. Monthly $2,250. Weekly $750. Ashley (516)317-2826 No Brokers fee Hampton Bays- Red CreekBeautiful 4 year old house on 1.5 acres with large reserve behind. 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath,Very private with great backyard for entertaining. Inground pool, 2 car garage. Multi-room audio system and HDTV's. August to LD $22,500. (631)466-0547.

Summer Rentals QUOGUE: South Highway, 2 BR cottage, pool, W/D, walk/ town, bike/ beach: $12,000 Season or monthly. Owner (212)381-3223

Sag Harbor: Stunning 3 BR, 3 bath, open plan, high ceilings, many extra's including 2 extra rooms, newly furnished, great location, close to ocean & sound. Rent by month or long summer REMSENBERG DEAL! Cape, season. Best offer! Contact 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, heated pool, AC, 6/25- LD $20k, July $10k, 646-330-0712 August $12k. For sale $699,000, taxes $5,000. (646)242-5352 Sag Harbor Walk to Village or 3 Miles to Ocean. Clean + spaSAG HARBOR/ NOYAC. cious 4 BR, 2.5 Baths w/ CAC Beautiful, bright renovated 1 on private 1 acre. 20x40 heated bedroom cottage, yard near bay. gunite pool. By owner, July W/D. No smoking/ cats. July- $18K or Aug- LD $23K LD $8,000 plus utilities/ se- 631-725-3080 curity. (917)575-9449 SAG HARBOR: Quiet cul-de-sac, 3 BRs, 2 bath, high ceilings, full basement with walkout, July- Labor Day $16,000 Yearly $2,600/ month. Owner (631)553-6395 (631)907-4627

EA ST QUOGUE 5 BR, 3.5 bath, 3 fplc, large L shaped pool, hot tub, outside shower. Aug- LD $18k ______________

1 BR, private deck/ backyard Now-Sept 1 $6,000 pays all! 631-431-5143

Skip the Hamptons and rent an oceanfront luxury room or suite at the Allegria Hotel in Long Beach. 24 hour service and only 25 miles from NYC! Call for special monthly rates 516 889-1300. MONTAUK Ditch Plains vacation rental by the sea. Week or monthly. Available May- September. 2 BR, W/ D, deck, cable, pool. Montauk Shores Condominium. Owner 631-902-0399 631-581-6541

Montauk: Oceanfront co-op. Weekly. 1 bedroom, sofa bed, air conditioning, full kitchen, dishwasher, microwave, deck, East Quogue. 180 degree open heated pool, 2 televisions, DVD/ $1,400. bay views. 3 br, 2 ba contempo- VCR, CD, cable. (631)766-7680 rary. Now- Labor Day $37,000 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660

East Quogue SUMMER ESCAPE! Beautiful post modern summer rental. Great backyard, heated granite pool, trampoline, separate pool house with 1 BR, heating & A/C, 5 BR, 3.5 baths.

Noyac/ Sag Harbor. A must see! Charming cottage. Walk to bay. Private entrance. 2 BR's, 1 bath, living room, EIK, large deck. No smoking. July 1- LD $7,500 or Aug 1LD $4,500. 631-283-6218

Sagaponack 5 BR, 2.5 bath, heated pool. Bike to Ocean. See photos:

July $22,000. August- LD $25,000 (718)637-3561 SAGAPONACK Stylish Contemporary 3 BR plus loft BR, each with bath, heated pool. large deck, pretty garden, 2 private patios, 1/4 mile NOH off Poxabogue Pond. 10 minutes to Sagg Main Beach. July- LD $38k, July $15k, August- LD $25k. (973)467-8188 See photos:

Sag Harbor: August Rental. Immaculate, 5 yr old home, 4 BR, 3.5 bath, central air, inground heated pool, private bayfront community, mooring available, no pets, no smoking. Contact: Joann 516-659-8704.

July $19,500. August $24,000. July- LD. $37,900.

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SOUTHAMPTON 2 BR/ loft condo, 2.5 baths, new deck, CAC, 2 pools/ tennis courts. Available 7/18- LD. Bi-weekly $5,000, August $12,000. (646)334-8859

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100

SOUTHAMPTON-- Best highend home under $1,000,000. Finished fall of 2008. Subzero and Viking appliances. Thomasville cabinetry. 2 master suites. Fireplace. Pool permit. Close to village. $33,000. Please call (631)295-3966 or email: Southampton Country cottage. 1 bedroom with large great room & kitchen. Wood floors, cathedral ceiling. Now- LD $11,000. No Smoking/ pets. 516-909-9515 Southampton: gorgeous 3 BR, 2.5 bath, heated pool, CAC, wrap around porch, hardwood floors and new furniture throughout, MB with jacuzzi tub, walk in closet and cathedral ceiling, outdoor deck, fpl, 5 min to town & ocean beach. Avail July- LD $30k. Includes 8 water excersise classes. 631-377-3828 or

Shelter Island - Hamptons Prime Summer Rentals, Sales, Waterfront.

Sag Harbor Beautifully renovated, charming WATERFRONT COTTAGE 2/ 3 BR's, 2 baths, dock, little private beach, 2 minutes to Village. Now- LD $35,000 (917)842-6842 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE, Exceptional 4/4 BB, huge pool, gorgeous, #199471. Available through LD. (631)553-8038 Sag Harbor: 2+ BR Cottage, kitchen, LR, 100' from water, private beach, w/d, dr, decks. NowSept 1, $16,000. (914)772-3393 Sag Harbor: Historic District of Village. 2 BR apt Walk All Onsite Parking. July- August $8,000; Year Round $1500. 631-725-1743 SAG HARBOR large 1 BR house, CAC, heated pool. JulyLD $17k. Call 631-259-1694.

QUOGUE: Quaint 1 BR CotSAG HARBOR Large, bright 2 tage. Dune Road. Steps to Bed/ 2 Bath, great room with 16' Ocean. MDLD. $18K. ceilings. Across from 2 miles of 212-481-3824, 917-453-0593 beach! 1 mile to Village. NowNow- LD $13k monthly. SAG HARBOR: 1 BR apt, heat- LD. $18,900. (631)848-0482 Prices & dates neg. ed pool. July- LD $8,000. Call SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 631-259-1694. Beautifully appointed 4 BR, 3 (631)902-1726 QUOGUE - 4 Bdrms 3 Bths, bath fully restored village home. Heated Pool, Tennis. Website: Park like setting. .5 acre, multi East Quogue: Waterfront Inn Beach, Dock, Private Furnished decks. Walk to beach & town. week. Monthly $26,,000. July & August or Rooms from $2,300 total. MD - $4,500/ available. Nathan, LSA, monthly. (631)238-5842 September 15th. 631-728-9835 (516)424-1404 (516)524-7074

Drew Dunleavy, Broker Buyers Representative (516)316-8864 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100

Southampton/ Hampton Bays: Shinnecock Bay Waterfront, 2 BR, 2 bath townhouse, pool. June $5,000. July $10,000. (516)658-4245

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Lovely Home with Pool. Walking Distance to Main St, beach, and more. MD- LD $45,000. Call (917)287-5207

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 Southampton Village- Pied-ATerre Near Ocean! Charming carriage house, open living area, 1 bedroom, 2 baths, central air. July- LD $30,000 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 Southampton VillageNear Ocean Offering Has It All! Impressive 5,460 square feet, 3 fireplaces, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, mini-theatre, central air, 2 car garage, pool, tennis. Co-Exclusive $5,750,000 Southampton Village 3 bedroom, 2 bath, marble bath, LR, DR, EIK, Season $15,000 Also 2 BR, Private Entrance. (516)848-8885 (516)921-5414

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Shinnecock Hills- Post Modern Dream! Impressive features throughout, very private, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, central air, heated pool, hot tub. July- LD $40,000 Southampton: Immaculate, tastefully furnished 2 room stuMorley Agency dio. Large, beautiful, manicured 38 Hampton Road home. Private bath, entrance. Southampton, NY Utilities. Large garden. June 15631/283-8100 Sept 15, $7,500. (631)283-8613 Southampton- Wonderful Waterfront! Fabulous cottage near Village, shimmering views, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, decks, dock, heated pool. JulyLD $55,000

Southampton Village- Pool and Tennis Condo! Close to beach, walk to town location, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, patio. July- LD $16,000

4 BR, private deck, CAC, Tennis Community June 24- LD $20,000

(917) 992-1289

Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful 1 bedroom apartment, completely furnished with private entrance and porch. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Cable, internet included. Southampton/ North Sea, fea- Available MD- LD or July & tured Country Living Magazine, August. No smoking, no pets. Bike Bay Beach, July 1- LD (631)283-7043 (646)942-3870 $18k. (917)561-6131 Southampton: large, immaculate studio, all included, water view, pool, quiet. June & July, $5,000. No Pets. Please contact 631-553-9479

SOUTHAMPTON/ Shinnecock Hills. AUGUST RENTAL Immaculate, private stylish contemporary. 3 BR, 3 bth, pool/ many extras! SOUTHAMPTON/ SAG deck, CAC, HARBOR NEW IS NEW! 3 $17,000, owner (917)733-9533 bedrooms, 3 baths, townhouse with garage, pool, playground on SOUTHAMPTON Townhouse premise. HD plasmas every- 3 bedroom, 2.5 Bath, pool, maid. July where! Minutes to town. Ex- tennis, gym, $14,500. tended season no additional $12,500, August (201)650-1466 charge. Courtyards of South- Call ampton. (516)413-0000

Southampton Village South Walk to ocean, restaurants, Renovated 2 BR cottage. June $9,000, July $12,000, August $13,000. Weekly available. (212)786-2562 Southampton Village: SUMMER RENTAL/ SALE. 2 BR, 1 bath cottage, walk to village, bike to ocean. July $7,000. AugLD $9,000. Call (631)283-4622

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2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT2EAL%STATEFOR3ALE Summer Rentals Southampton: Waterfront Condo. 1 bedroom, 1 bath, loft, dock, pool. Beautifully renovated! June $5,000, July $5,000, August $8,000. No pets, no smoking. Leave message. (516) 671-8159 Southold: 2009 Jayco 32' travel trailer, with slideout. Mint Condition. used few days, setup in wooded park Near beaches, vineyards. Buy for $19K/ $3K for site rental (516)457-6169 WAINSCOTT SOH Walk to beach and Jitney. One level decorator furnished, 52" flat screen TV, gourmet kitchen, 4 BRs, 4 Bas, CAC, Jacuzzi, finished lower level w/ 80" TV, poolhouse with bedroom/ bathroom, heated pool, hot tub. Will child proof pool. July- LD $62,000. (917)929-8336 (631)537-7353

Water Mill 18 Seven Ponds Rd. 6 BR, 2 acres, heated pool with landscaped privacy.

Prices reduced. $3,300 per week. $29k season. $39k Now - 3/31/11

Call Stan at (516)459-5595 Water Mill finished lower level on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. July & August $180,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate

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SOUTHAMPTON-- Best highend home under $1,000,000. Finished fall of 2008. Subzero and Viking appliances. Thomasville cabinetry. 2 master suites. Fireplace. Pool permit. Close to village. $3,300 per month. Please call (631)295-3966 or email:

Southampton: lovely home, excellent neighborhood, A/C, pool, cable, kitchen privileges, bike to beach/ Main St., no smoking/ pets. $4,500 Now- LD or monthly. $800 annual all inclusive. (631)283-1080

Hampton Bays Reduced $592,500/ $490,000 OPEN HOUSE daily 12-3pm 45 A Bellows Terrace Rd. (OPEN LISTING) Over sized ranch. Flag lot. 4 BR, 2 bath, 2.5 car garage, heated gunite pool. Recent upgrades, amenities. Owner 631-728-0868 Cell 631-278-5366

Prestigious Deerfield 4 BR, 4.5 bath estate on 4 private acres. Pool, tennis. Available July $33,000 August $38,000 July- LD $65,000. Owner (516)383-1005 WATER MILL/ DEERFIELD 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, CAC, 18x44 heated gunite pool, 1.5 acres. July 1- LD $40,000 (631)871-1808

Available daily, weekly, monthly or seasonal. By Owner Call Jeff: Cell (201)723-9440

Westhampton/ Remsenburg: 4 BR, 3 bath, newly renovated, private setting on 1.6 acres, heated gunite pool, walk to bay, only 1.5 hrs. from NYC, cable tv, internet. July 7-31 $7,200. Call Michael 917-769-6322 Westhampton 6 BR, 4 marble baths, pool, tennis court & hot tub. Ask $20,000 Aug. Also, 2 WESTHAMPTON Sand apts on the beach from $2,000 Castle. Oceanfront- Dune Rd monthly. (212)980-1212 1 BR apt.; furnished; terrace overlooking ocean; pool; Season $16,500; Westhampton Beach/ 1 Month $8,500 Quiogue (917)842-5658 2 BR, 2 bath cottage, swimming pool. Walk to Synagogue WESTHAMPTON Stunning July $7k. 7/1- 7/6 $2,500 NEW WATERFRONT 5 bedweekends $1,000. LD weekend room, 5 bath. All inclusive. $2,500. (516)817-1578 Seasonal, monthly, weekly. (631)604-9065 Westhampton Beach Westhampton: Waterfront O C EA N F R O NT Magnificent Views! 4 BR, 3 Yardarm bath, gunite heated pool, CAC. Best Deal in Complex! Weekly $7,000. (631)584-7791 2 BR, 1.5 baths, private deck, pool, tennis. Year Round Rentals July $7,990 August $9,990 Center Moriches: PARK YOUR July& August $16,950 YACHT! WATERFRONT, (917) 279-9381 dock, protected deep water slip, (718) 875-3131 sweeping views of Bay, 4 BR's, 2 baths, EIK, w/d. $1,950 monthly + utilities. (631)261-7908 EAST HAMPTON Like New Large 4 BR House 3.5 Baths, Garage, CAC. $3,000/ month. (631)965-0505

WESTHAMPTON BEACH Oceanfront/ Dune Road 4 Bedrooms, 3 baths, heated pool/ hot tub. July $65,000, August- LD $95,000, July- LD $145,000 Owner (631)288-1921 Cell (631)965-7655 Ask for Gary

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Prime location! 2- 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, CAC, fireplace, walk to all! $2,500/ month (631)834-2792 SOUTHAMPTON: Walk to bay. Sunny 1 bedroom apartment. Private yard & parking. $1,300 monthly. John (917)620-5203

WATER MILL Huge house with 20x40 heated pool, 8 person hot tub, basketball court, beautifully landscaped, very private yard, outdoor shower and bath, stainless kitchen. Great layout, central air, wireless net, sleeps 20+. Must see!!! July- LD $40,000. Kevin (516)316-1172

WESTHAMPTON BEACH! WOW! Nifty 2 BR, 2 bath Townhouse w/ pool & water views. Short walk to town & bch. Avail. for season or shorter. Westhampton: Great 4 BR, Owner (973)885-4219 3 Bath. Air Conditioned. BEACH Heated Pool. Private Acre. WESTHAMPTON Cable TV. Internet. July- Bath & Tennis Club. 2 separate August. For pricing, call owner units available Daily, weekly, (631)288-6458 or (212)375-9100 monthly, season. (917)523-7099 (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell

Westhampton Bath & Tennis 1 bedroom suite overlooking ocean. Prime unit, marina, tennis, pool, spa, gym, restaurants...

Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 East Quogue Village. 4 br, 2b a cape. $2,500 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo. Washer/ dryer, pool, tennis. No smoking/ pets. $2,500 (917)312-0799

Land East Quogue: Half acre building lot for sale. Corner lot, Southern exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles from Bay. 4 miles from Ocean. $199,000. 631-804-2732.

Commercial GREENPORT Great location! Front Street. Approximately 1,300 s.f. Rent $1,950. Tel. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. HAMPTON BAYS: Buildings: 3,600 sq. ft. $2400/ month; 2,000 sq. ft. $1,500/ month. First month is free. Both have Heat, Bathroom. 220 3ph volts. (631)728-1114

Speonk, Condo, Pool, Five Minutes to Westhampton. 2 Bedroom, 1.5 Bath, 2 story Beach, W/D, CAC, Walk to LIRR, live in Hamptons at low price, no pets. $1495/ month. Quogue: Commercial space, (631)979-9244. contractors, professional, house, storage, large doors, heat, 20' height. (631)804-2732 WESTHAMPTON-- 4 bedMorley Agency room, 2 bath, 2 story Traditional. 38 Hampton Road South of highway. Walk to bay, Southampton, NY village, and golf course . In631/283-8100 cludes furniture, new kitchen, stainless appliances and Corian tops. Water & Garbage included pets allowed. $2,400 monthly. Southampton Village- Hampton Road Subdividable Investment (631)728-2558. Opportunity! Flexible use 1.35 acres, front parcel zoned office district or pre-existing 3 apartWeekly Rentals ments, rear parcel zoned single family residential. Co-Exclusive $1,750,000 Bridgehampton Brand New *Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, Southampton Village 7 full bath on 6 acres. Heated Big shop suitable for gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, almost any retail. basketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchSuitable for Kitchen, en, DR, game room, 6 TVs. Showroom also. *Also 7 BR, 5 bath house avail (516)848-8885 with all amenities. (516)921-5414 Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-285-2440 Rental Wanted


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Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $950/ Month Unfurnished $1,050/ Month Furnished $275 Weekly Furnished $100 Daily Furnished For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

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Prudential Douglas Elliman Elaine Saladino 516-635-8892 Email: W E ST HA M PT O N Mint condition and renovated one bedroom, one bath basement apartment in beautiful neighborhood. Large windows and lots of light. $1,300 per month includes utilities. No smoking.

Call (631)283-6234

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104 Atlantic Ave. Just reduced! $895k. Spectacular Bay Views. Impeccable (2,800) 4 BR, 3 baths, high ceilings, 3 car, CAC, 1.5 acres, mahogany decks, retreat-like setting. OPEN HOUSE Sun 6/13, 1pm-3pm. Timothy Norton Town & Country (917)566-1009

Homes East Moriches Tranquility on the Water Sit on your deck and watch the boats go by.* This mint condition 2 BR, 2 bath condo is made for year round fun. Swim in the pool and play tennis all summer or relax by the fireplace all winter. Very easy living. NEW PRICE $435,000. Don't miss this great opportunity! Brown Harris Stevens Gayle Lopata (516)443-7055

EAST HAMPTON Barnes Landing, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 18x36 pool, large deck, private beach parking, excellent rental history, quiet street, reduced for fast sale, $695,000. Owner (631)495-5118 EAST HAMPTON DREAM BEACHHOUSE. 3 Bedrooms, 2 newly renovated baths, huge EIK, new stainless steel appliances, heated pool, on private half acre, one mile to private gated Clearwater Beach and marina. $599,000. Call Owner. (516)343-5592

East Hampton off Hands Creek Rd. Pristine Saltbox Minutes to Beach & Village. 4 BR, 3.5 beautifully renovated bathrooms, stone fireplace, heated pool, CAC, finished basement, mooring rights, circular driveway. $795,000. Call Caterina Proner, LSA (917)569-0635 EAST HAMPTON/ SPRINGS 2 houses: Newly remodeled 2 BR near Maidstone Beach. $390,000. Also, 2 BR near Springs school district $390,000. (860)887-8576

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SOUTHAMPTON-- Best highend home under $1,000,000. Finished fall of 2008. Subzero and Viking appliances. ThomasEast Quogue. 2 story 4 br, 2 ba ville cabinetry. 2 master suites. cape on 6/10 acre. Private flag Fireplace. Pool permit. Close to village. $979,000. Please call lot. $450,000 (631)295-3966 or email: Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660

Englewood NJ Exquisite 6 BR, 6.5 bath (1,100 sq ft MBR Suite) Gourmet kit, 3 fplcs, Jerusalem stone, hardwood floors, guest house. Designed by the World Re-nowned Feng Shui expert to promote positive energy! Coldwell Banker, Gertrude Arkus (201)227-6304

Poquott - Exciting custom built waterfront home on Port Jefferson harbor. Inground pool with waterfall. Deep water mooring. $4,499,000. Hickey & Smith Realtors (631)751-4488

Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 Hampton Bays. Rampasture point. 2 story colonial with 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, eat-in-kitchen, den with fireplace, family room, finished basement, 2 car garage, central air, and private beach and mooring rights. CoExclusive. $749,900 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 Hampton Bays. Tiana Shores. Renovated ranch. 3 br, 2 ba, granite kitchen, deck, pool. $455,000 Hampton Bays: Open Bayfront, 1 BR house plus large loft. Walk to Ocean. Exclusive $750,000. Hampton Bays: located on a private Lane in Rampasture Point, 2 BR, 2 bath ranch. Walk to Bay. Exclusive $649,000. Flocee Realty (631)728-0487

Poquott Waterfront! Superb custom brick mansion on 2 magnificent acres on Port Jefferson harbor with private path to beach. $4,550,000. Hickey and Smith Realtors (631)751-4488 REMSENBERG Charming Getaway Cape, 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, Skylights, heated pool, garage, basement, $699,000. Taxes $5,000. Owner (646)242-5352

WATER MILL- PRISTINE 3 bedroom, 3 bath .58 acre. Backs Horse farm Designer Landscaping, Renovated, private $1,150,000 (917)359-0293 Westhampton Beach Mint 4 BR, 2 bath Contemporary w/ large deck in private wooded setting, beach rights, master suite w/ bath on main level, + half bath, 3 BR's & bath up. School district #2. $579,777 Pat O'Leary, Prudential (516)860-8767

Westhampton Beach

SOUTHAMPTON by owner. 3 BRs, 3 baths, LR/ DR, EIK, pool plus huge deck, tall trees and garden plus separate poolside cabana. $645,000. For more info, visit

Cozy 3 BR ranch, new roof/ windows & bath, LR, EIK, DR, porch, on .40 acre, $474,000 Additional .40 acre subdividable, $240,000 Pat O'Leary Prudential (516)860-8767

Condos/Co-Ops EAST MORICHES Hart's Cove patio house all updated. 3/ 2, back yard overlooks pasture, pool, tennis court, marina with boat slip. $589,000. (631)878-7849 EAST QUOGUE Spacious 1,300 sq. ft., 2 bedroom, 2 bath, 1st floor, Garage, 62 and older community with pool & clubhouse. $397,000 SOUTH FORK REALTY (631)728-6565

Realtor Listings

room ranch in EH School district, deck, garage and landscaped. Exclusive $390K WEB# 11555 Claudette Dixon 631.267.7411

Bridgehampton Offices 1936 Montauk Hwy/ 2405 Main St 631.537.3900/ 631.537.7773

Montauk. Full Service Oceanfront, suit your lifestyle, 6500 SF+/- stand-alone custom co-op residence. Exclusive $9.95M WEB# 28744 Krae Van Sickle Aquebogue, Jamesport, Lau- 631.267.7400

rel, Mattituck Beach Cottages, $350- $649K! North Fork Investment and All Just a Stroll To White Sugar Sand Beaches. 2-4 BR for this price! Kate Carpluk, Realtor, (631)838-7608 Century 21 Albertson.

Land Montauk, half acre plus lot in panorama section. All permits in place and ready to build 2,900 sq ft home. Very private. $495,000. (516)695-0211 Southampton LAND Best Buys! .63 Acre. Close Village $239,000. 1.7 Acre SOH. Mooring. Terms $395,000. 1.7 Acre Wooded. Terms $499,000. David Saland 631.766.4690 Beau Hulse Realty Group Wyoming Ranch 76,400 acres. Check it out at $10,750,000 (406)587-7653

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Sag Harbor Village. Amazing 3 BR, 2.5 bath townhouse on the Harbor. Short walk to village. Totally renovated and in move in condition with the latest upgrades. Two decks overlooking the Harbor, rights to the community pool and tennis courts. Great opportunity! Asking HAMPTON BAYS/ Red Creek $1,180,000.00 Call newly renovated 7 bedroom, 7 (631)338-0500 bath 10 minutes from Southampton. Must see! $949,000. Shinnecock Hills Waterfront Only steps to your boat at deep (631)286-4726 water floating dock. Charming 4 BR, 3 bath has it all: great views, deck, sunroom, CAC, 2 fireplaces & low taxes. $1,560,000. (516)449-3515

Old Field. Hampton Beach front home in Old Field! Unbelievable 7 bedroom home on 2 acres on L.I. Sound. The best value anywhere! $2,750,000. Hickey & Smith Realtors (631)751-4488

Southampton Village A Classic Colonial in the heart of the village. 4 BRs, 2 Baths. Heated Gunite pool and spa tub. Now $1,495,000! Internet #44122. Call Mary Broidy (917) 287-5207 Beau Hulse Realty Group

Realtor Listings

Water Mill. Townhouse, Pool, Tennis, near beaches, 3 floors, 3 ensuite bedrooms, 3.5 baths, CAC. Exclusive $575K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 631.537.4134

East Hampton Office 51 Main Street East Hampton. Bull Path Beauty, 4000 631.324.3900/6900 SF +/- manor-inspired craftsman, manicured lawn, fenced pool, CAC. Exclusive $2.2M WEB# 29952 Suzanne Amagansett. Enhance your life, hidden oasis just steps to village, gunite pool, Rose 631.267.7420 stone patio, pergola. Co-Exclusive $2M 47649 Arlene Reckson Amagansett. Sporting Attraction, ten- WEB# nis, basketball and pool on1.92 acres 917.331.3919 that backs to reserve. Exclusive $2.195M WEB# 51190 Erin Keneally Amagansett. Napeague Harborfront, timeless beach cottage with sunset 631.267.7426 views over golden sands. Exclusive Water Mill. 2 Acre Waterfront Land, $1.65M WEB# 24717 Krae VanSickle open, level lot on dead end street, bay, 631.267.7400 ocean and sunset views. Exclusive Montauk Office $5.75M WEB# 3323 Krae VanSickle 729D Montauk Highway 631.267.7400 631.668.3500 Amagansett. Exceptional rental, breathtaking 7 bedroom near beaches. 2.6 Montauk. Ditch Plains Sun and Fun, acres. Heated gunite pool, CAC. Rental two blocks from ocean, 4 bedroom, 2.5 MD- LD $150K WEB# 73863 Gretch- bath, full basement ranch with fireplace. Exclusive $795K WEB# 23765 en Fallon 631.267.7450 John Taylor 631.267.7453 East Hampton. Affordable Summer, 3 Shelter Island Office bedroom contemporary with heated 181 North Ferry Road pool and lots of decking on 1.3 acre. 631.749.1600 Rental Jul/ Aug- LD $19,5K WEB# 92993 Fred Nagel 631.267.7403 Shelter Island. Bayfront Contemporary, Amagansett. Main Street under $1M on 1.87 acre. Lots of water facing storefront with parking. Live/ Work sit- glass, CAC, large separate garage. Exuation possible. Exceptional $945K clusive $3.295M WEB#10464 Erin WEB# 40846 Deirdre Jowers Keneally 631.267.7426 631.267.7412 Southampton Office 88 Main Street Amagansett. South of Highway. Amble 631.283.7300 to Indian Wells Beach or village from this traditional on 1.36 acre. Exceptional $4.6M Web# 55427 Phyllis Estey Southampton. Storybook Home, charm and pool, available for summer rental. 631.267.7431 Exclusive $849K WEB#10502 Marcella O'Callaghan 631.702.9219

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SOUTHAMPTON WATERFRONT BEACH RETREAT July $15,000; Aug-LD $20,000; July/Aug. $35,000 Web#69881 Loretta Carolan 516-819-7716




EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE IN THE HEART OF THE VILLAGE August-LD $40,000 Web#68529. JP Foster 631-445-9739


WATER MILL SOUTH ON 3 ACRES OF PRIVACY July $65,000; Aug. $89,000; July/Aug. $135,000 Web#67887 Susan F McGraw Keber 516-768-8920


SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE POOL AND COMMUNITY TENNIS August $20,000 Web#85879 Joy Ganss-Brady 631-237-4791

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SAG HARBOR WATER VIEWS FROM EVERY ROOM August-LD $35,000 Web#97107 Beth Troy 631-682-8401

POOL, TENNIS, BASKETBALL & MORE August-LD $35,000 Web#67878. Jan Robinson 516-819-0068

EAST HAMPTON ESTATE AREA ENGLISH TUDOR CLOSE TO OCEAN July $100,000; Aug. $125,000; July/Aug. $225,000 Web#74554 Judi Desiderio 631-324-8080

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EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE BETWEEN MAIN ST & MAIN BEACH August any two weeks $50,000 Web#92006 Pat MacArthur 631-645-6556

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AMAGANSETT STEPS TO OCEAN june $50,000; July $70,000; Aug. $95,000; July/Aug $165,000. Web#68347 John Pizzo 631-324-3331

EAST HAMPTON NORTHWEST RETREAT August-LD $30,000 Web#67414 Jan Robinson 516-819-0068



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AMAGANSETT. SAT. 6/12, 2-4. 12 POND PARK PLACE. Bell Estate Perfection Gracious 4 bedroom, 3 bath, gunite pool. Fresh Pond to Cross Hwy, left to Pond Pk Pl. Exclusive $1.995M WEB# 46479 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417

AMAGANSETT. SAT. 6/12, 11AM-1PM, SUN. 6/13, 12-2PM. 8 WHALERS LANE. Secluded Dunes Retreat, contemporary with heated pool and hot tub, private beach. Mtk Hwy E, Rt onto Whaler’s. Exclusive $1.8M WEB# 44046 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 6/12, 12-2PM. 19 MILLER LANE. Renovated 3 bedroom, 2 bath plus den. Huge Kitchen with fireplace. Enclosed yard. Room for pool. Exclusive $1.395M WEB# 17664 Tom Fitzmaurice 631.907.1495

EAST HAMPTON. SUN. 6/13, 1-2PM 85 CEDAR DRIVE Great Value In Springs With Pool Newly built 4 bedroom, 3 baths; double lot. 2nd floor ensuite bedroom and den. Exclusive $695K WEB# 46168 Peter Moore 631.899.0271

EAST HAMPTON. SUN. 6/13, 12-2PM. 75 TYRONE DRIVE . 2 bedroom near Beach. Beautiful cleared .5 acre, garage. New roof, windows, well. Community dock. Exclusive $470K WEB# 52924 Tom Griffith 631.907.1497

SAG HARBOR. SUN. 6/13, 1-4PM. 16 BITTERSWEET LANE. Private beach pool and tennis. Views, beach, mooring, mint 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath home. Owner financing possible. Co-Exclusive $2.495M WEB# 12405 Alison Barwick 516.241.4796

SAG HARBOR. SAT. 6/12, 11AM-1PM. SUN 6/13, 1-3PM. 1216 SAGG ROAD Sag Harbor Comfort. Mint 3+ bedroom, 3bath. 1.8 acres. Village or beach. Exclusive $1.295M WEB# 51854 Jane Peterson 631.899.0346

WATER MILL. SAT. 6/12, 1-4PM. 39 COBB HILL LANE. Bike to ocean. 7 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, carriage house, pool and tennis court. Co-Exclusive $5.8M WEB# 22902 Tim Davis 631.283.7300

SOUTHAMPTON. SUN. 6/13, 10AM-12:30PM. 257 SOUTH MAIN STREET. Estate Waterfront - Rent or Sale. A+ area, large Victorian, dock and carriage house. Summer $125K inquire all periods. Exclusive $10.95M WEB# 49185 Alison Barwick 516.241.4796

SOUTHAMPTON SAT. 6/12-13, 9-11AM. 51 N.CAPTAINS NECK. French country Cottage in Southampton Village. Four bedrooms, 3 baths. Exclusive $1.1M WEB# 12556 Laura Hildreth 631.899.0350

WESTHAMPTON BEACH. SUN. 6/13, 11AM-1PM. 58 LIBRARY AVENUE, UNIT A. Renovated 1 bedroom ground level Co-op with patio and harborview in the heart of the village. Exclusive $295K WEB# 52327 Karen Andrews 917.355.5566

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