Page 12 June 8, 2012
VOLUME LII NUMBER 12
This issue is dedicated to Laurie Anderson.
J UNE 8, 2012
35 200th Anniversary by Dan Rattiner Most celebrations of the War of 1812 (the 200th anniversary is this year) involve defeats. The encounter in Sag Harbor at Long Wharf involved a victory. The enemy came, landed briefly on Long Wharf and was driven off, never to return.
29 South O’ the Highway All the latest Hamptons celebrity news.
37 The Hot Mercedes-Benz
37 East Hampton’s Main Beach Ranked 3rd
by Dan Rattiner In an astonishing parallel to the movie Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, some kids in their early 20s “borrow” one of their parent’s hot red Mercedes convertible without permission and plan to have it back before the parents find out, but then something goes horribly, horribly wrong.
by Evan Reeves Dr. Beach has come out with this year’s Top 10 Beaches in America. Main Beach in East Hampton continues to rise, making it to the No. 3 spot. All other beaches in the Hamptons are not nearly as good...
41 Empire State Building, Jealous, Strikes Back
49 My Brilliant Divorce
by Dan Rattiner
by Dan Rattiner Is it possible for the legendary 102 story Empire State Building to be jealous of competitors?
32 Police Blotter
31 Hamptons Subway
by Dan Koontz Review of Bay Street Theatre
50 Johnny Winter
41 Problem by Dan Rattiner The author sees a black cable loose, halfway down on the side of his house and figures out it is a TV cable. He has an interesting conversation with the people who put it up on the building.
61 Life: Love it, Hate it by David Lion Rattiner Go to the gym in the morning honoring the artist
43 PotatoHampton Diary
by Debbie Slevin Performing at Riverhead Blues and Music Festival
by David Lion Rattiner All the news that’s not fit to print on the East End. Featuring Shelter Island.
by Dan Rattiner My day watching the run for the potatoes in Bridgehampton
52 A Bay Street Comedy Preview
33 PAGE 27
43 All About the Bulova
by Katey McCutcheon Coming to Sag Harbor in June
by Sally Flynn The Brits’ plan for the Island
Your route to where the beautiful people play.
by Evan Reeves Getting closer to completion...
by Stacy Dermont It’s hard to put a name to this
45 Jesus, or Someone Like
55 Diving Under the
by Marion Wolberg Weiss
62 Cricket Anyone?
63 No Hallmark Card
him, Carries a Cross Here
by Raymond Conklin An idyllic East End summer
by Evan Reeves “Jesus” “crosses” the Forks?
58 Graduation and Beyond
47 Let’s Get Together in
by Robert Sforza What happens after graduation?
by Darren deMaille The Memorial Tournament
66 News Briefs
62 Dinah Maxwell Smith
by Mr. Sniev My scientific endeavors
59 Polly Draper by Debbie Slevin Actress
10 Minute golf
65 Tom Watson Honored
Dan’s weekly update from around the East End