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6XQǧSP 'XQH5Gǧ Newly constructed, 10 oversized bayfront townhouses. 3br, 3.5 bth, 2,800 sq.ft. of living space plus decking, gar. & bsmnt. Grmt kit., 2 fpl, master suite, hot tub on top level deck. Marina, htd gunite pool, clubhouse & ďŹ tness room. ROW to the ocean. #61222 | Web#H55783. :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP 'XQH5Gǧ 2br, 2bth oceanfront condo w/breathtaking views. Open living area w/custom kit., dining area & LR. White marble oors throughout, 2 htd pools, tennis, elevators, beach & bay access. Dir: Take bridge to Dune Rd, West to Yardarm. F#63805 | Web#H12770. :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČŠFH









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With rising costs of fuel and utilities, Path Liquors now offers a TOLL FREE phone number for ordering and free deliveries** to the East End of Long Island. Path Liquors has been family owned and operated since October 1969 and in the same location. We provide almost 40 years of experience and impeccable service. Along with a huge selection of fine wines, champagnes and port anounting to over 10,000 bottles, included is large selection of organic wines. Path Liquors also offers over 85 imported and domestic vodkas and over 25 tequilas in our large selection of fine spirits. Servicing many Long Island communities, we are now in the East End areas every Weekend to provide you with free** deliveries. We at Path Liquors would be pleased to add you to our valued list of East End customers. ** Free delivery with minimum purchase required.


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Stoli 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 41.99 Absolut 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Grey Goose 1.75. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 66.99 Orange Lit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 La Poire Lit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Citron Lit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Ciroc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 32.99 Vab Gogh Flavors Lit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Idol Goose 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 66.99 Boomerang Australian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 25.99 42 Below. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 27.99 The Tall Blonde, Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Han AsianVodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Supreme Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 30.99 Robert Cavalli . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Pravda Polish . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 34.99 Stolichnaya Elit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 64.99 Pearl Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 25.99 Chopin Potatoe, Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Zygo Peach Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99

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Prairie Organic Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Tru Organic Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 35.99 Liquid Ice Organic Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Rain Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 19.99

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Tanqueray Gin London Dry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99 Bombay Gin Saphire .750 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 31.99 Boodles Gin Lit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 28.99 Noilly Prat Dry Vermouth Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99 Martini Rossi Dry Or Sweet Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 7.99

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Makers Mark . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 30.99 Knob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 36.99 Bakers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 43.99 Red Breast . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 43.99 Jameson 12Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 40.99 Basil Hayden . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 44.99 Bullet Bourbon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Woodford . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Jack Daniel Single Barrel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 44.99 Wild Turkey Rare barrel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Jack Daniel 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 47.99 Blanton Kentucky . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42. 99 Southern Comfort 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 34.99 Seagrams Seven 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Canadien Club 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99




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Bacardi Light @ Dark 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99 Brugel Anejo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Captain Morgan 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Wray @ Nephew . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 19.99 10 Cane . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 38.99 Gosling Bermuda Black . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 20.99 Pyratt XO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 24.99 Tommy Bahama . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Malibu 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Cruzan Flavors 1Lt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 15.99 St James Ruhm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 18.99

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Dewars Scotch White Label 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 40.99 Johnnie Walker Scotch Red 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 38.99 Johnnie Walker Scotch Blue Label . . . . . . . . . . . $ 219.99 JW Sampler Pk Blue, Gold, BL,Rd .375Ea . . . . . .$ 77.99 Dewar’s Scotch 12 Special Res 86 . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Dewar’s Aberfeldy Single Malt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 44.99 Dewar’s Scotch Signature . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $199.99 Chivas Regal Scotch 12 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 34.99 Chivas Regal Scotch 18 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 69.99 Laguvulin 16 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 34.99 Oban Single Malt 14Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 65.99 The Glenlivet Scotch 12 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 The Glenlivet Scotch 15 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 52.99 Macallan Scotch 12 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 52.99 Macallan Scotch 15 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 82.99 Macallan Scotch 18 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 149.99

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Courvoisier V.S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 32.99 Remy Martin Vsop . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Asbach Uralt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 28.99 Hennessy VSOP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 43.99 Hennessy V.S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 32.99 Cardenal Mendoza . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 49.99 Jelnik Slivovitz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99

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Cabo Wabo Reposado. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 47.99 Cabo Wabo Anejo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Patrom Silver . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 53.99 Patron Repasado . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Patron Anejo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 60.99 Don Julio Blanco . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 45.99 Don Julio Reposado . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 59.99 Don Julio Anejo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 59.99 Corzo Silver . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Corzo Reposado . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 59.99





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Candoni Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 True Earth Red Blend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 True Earth Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Bonterra Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Bonterra Savio Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Bonterra Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Bonterra Zinfandel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Bonterra Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Lolonis Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 20.99 Frey Vineyards Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Badger Mountain Riesling . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99


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Coppola Clart Cab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Coppola Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Robert Mondavi Napa Cab ‘05. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 23.99 Robert Mondavi Napa Cab ‘03 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 99.99 Rodney Strong Sonoma Cab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 15.99 Kendall Jackson Cab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 17.99 Kendall Jackson Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 17.99 Gary Farrell Merlot. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 31.99 Meeker Sonoma Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Clos Du Bois Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 14.99 Gary Farrell Pinot Nior . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 36.99 Wild Horse Pinot Nior . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Macmurry Ranch Pinot Nior . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 15.99 Simi Sonoma Zinfanfel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Moteveina Zinfanfel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Bogle Petite Serah . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Opus One 2002 VIN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 169.99 Opus One 2003 VIN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 149.99

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Chateau St. Jean . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Clos Du Bois Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Coppola Chardonnay. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Chalone Vineyards Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Bogle Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Kunde Savion Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Kunde Chadronnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Kenwood Savion Blanc. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99

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Villadoria Gavi Gavi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Teruzzi Terre Di Tufi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Ecco Domani Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Santi Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Cavit Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99

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Bertani Amarone . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 73.99 Coppo Brachetto D’Acqui . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 28.99 Masi Amarone Costasera Classico. . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Da Vinci Chianti . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Frescobald Remole Toscana . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Frescobald Nippozzano Chianti Rerva . . . . . . . . .$ 18.99 Antinori Santa Cristina . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Ruffino Riserva Ducale Gold. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 36.99



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Rosemount Estate Shiraz DIA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Penfold’s Koonunga Hill Shiraz . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 McWilliams Estate Shiraz. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Puerto Veijo Carmenere, Merlot,Cab,Syrah . . . . .$ 9.99 Los Cardos Cabernet Sauvignon . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99 Luigi Bosco Doc Pinot Noir Res . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Luigi Bosco Doc Malbec D.O.C. . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Trapiche Broquel Malbec . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 White Haven Sauvignon Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Brancott Sauignon Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99


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Chateau Larose Trintaudon Haut . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Chateau Lalande Borie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 25.99 Chateau Duhart Milon Roth 98. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 35.99 Connetable Talbot St. Julien . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 24.99 Hob Nob Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Georges Duboeuf Muscadet De Beaumes . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Paul Jaboulet Parallele “45” Cote Du Rhone . . . .$ 10.99 Hob Nob Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Louis Jadot Pouilly Fuisse . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99

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Buried 1986 Contents That Were in a Time Capsule Stolen in Southampton By Dan Rattiner Dan’s Papers is approaching its 50th anniversary. I founded it in 1960 as a college student. It will be 50 years old in 2010. Over the years, there have been big anniversaries of one sort or another when a time capsule filled with things has been put together and buried in a public place, to be dug up in a hundred years or so. As a young publisher, I never kept track of when these things occurred, and when they did, felt sort of left out because nobody contacted me about possibly saving a copy of Dan’s Papers. But then I thought, well, the paper is new and not well established. Of course, they’d want to put in one of the 100-year-old mainstream weekly newspapers along with the other items. One year, I did learn about the burying of a time capsule in the Hamptons, and so I called the appropriate authorities only to receive the ultimate rejection — don’t call us, we’ll call you. And then, of course, no call back.

It was, therefore, a great and wonderful feeling when, in 1990, I got a call from the Mayor of Southampton Village at the time, Roy Wines Jr., who told me that to celebrate the occasion of the village’s 350th anniversary, they were burying a time capsule alongside the pond down by the ocean off Old Town Road, not to be opened until the 400th anniversary, and could I give them a copy of this newspaper. I considered it a sort of coming of age back then. We

under a big boulder, moved the boulder and dug it up. They took out what was inside the capsule, then threw the metal capsule itself — a six-foot long six-inch diameter plastic pipe — into the bushes, and went off. At the time, and this was more than a year ago, the crime was reported by Thomas Rewinski, an employee of the Parks Department, who got a call from a resident near by who said he had gone out that morning and saw this big pile of dirt, the boulder moved, and the hole in the ground. Rewinski went down there, reported it to the police, then got a crew and sealed up the hole — it went down about six feet — and then had the boulder hauled off to a building at the public works yard on Willow Street along with the empty time capsule. Last week, he learned the police had never found out who did it and that they had closed the investigation. He called The Southampton Press — I don’t know if they were asked to put anything in there but perhaps they were — and they printed this account of it in their paper where I read it, and now am writing this account of it. First of all, I would like to say that I didn’t do this. It would not be in my interest to do this.

It seems like a particularly complicated business for someone who just got drunk and wanted to do a little vandalism.

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had made it. No matter what happened, far, far into the future, 50 years down the road from that time, it would be dug up and people would marvel at some of the things that got put in there, one of which would be Dan’s Papers. Well, I recently learned that the contents of this time capsule were stolen not long ago. One night some person or some group of people had come down to where this capsule was buried

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Secondly, I would like to say I find it hard to imagine who would do such a thing. It seems like a particularly complicated business for someone who just got drunk and wanted to do a little vandalism. But then I thought maybe it was someone who had something down in there he later regretted having put there — when dug up might embarrass him or his family or his memory. Or else it was just somebody curious about what was going on in Southampton 18 years ago. Maybe a historian. Maybe two people who had some sort of bet. Well, it was pretty dumb, it seems to me, that on this boulder they put a bronze plaque announcing that beneath it lay a time capsule of stuff from Southampton in 1990 not to be opened until 2040. Now wasn’t that a tempting

thing to be saying to everyone passing by. In any case, I would like to report what stories ran in the copy of Dan’s Papers buried in this time capsule on New Year’s Eve of 1990. We keep back copies of the paper. We have copies of the paper going back all the way to 1960. And so does the Library at Stony Brook University on Long Island where my personal papers are being collected. One story was by Ellen Keiser, one of our reporters back then, who went to the off-limits Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center by pretending to be an employee there to celebrate the fourth annual Family Day party. There was an article about the sharp downturn in real estate prices. A three-bedroom house on the ocean, on the market at $3 million had been


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sold for $850,000. The Shinnecock Tribe was fighting to get some Indian remains in a Southold museum returned to them for a proper burial. There was an article with the headline SECRET PARADISE: The North Fork is Beautiful, Peaceful and Still Undiscovered. Some of the advertisers included the New Moon Café in East Quogue, Bobby Van’s in Bridgehampton (with Bobby at the piano), the Coach Factory Store in Amagansett, the Morris Studio in Southampton and Reed’s Photoshop and Studio on Newtown Lane in East Hampton. Perhaps the most interesting article, however, was the lead story, which I wrote. It was called HELLO 2040. And here is what it said in its entirety.

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Dear Kids: At this point, I know most of you don’t think of yourself as kids. But as I write these words in December of 1990, a good many of you are running around the sofa, peeing in your diapers, chasing one another with sticks and playing Nintendo. You are listening to the Chipmunks on your cassette players, you are watching cartoons on Nickelodeon, you are looking to see where we adults have hid the presents. If that ain’t kids, I don’t know what is. Well, that’s some of you. As for the rest of you, and if we are five billion people, you are probably ten billion, you aren’t even a gleam in your parent’s eye. You are future kids. One reason I bring this up, you should know, is that we’ve been worrying about you. This is a new experience for us. Until now, nobody has really thought much about what things were going to be like for you people way down the road. We worried about tomorrow. Literally. We worried about the day after tomorrow. We did our best, and very largely succeeded, in making life a better place for ourselves and our families than it had been a few days before. We called it progress. I imagine this is old hat to you by now. If we’ve just begun to be concerned here in 1990, you must be all over the lot trying to set everything straight. Still, I think it is worth mentioning. For the whole history of mankind, until about 1800, people got along fine without progress. Then came the invention of the machine gun (now people could REALLY take things away from other people), the invention of the telephone, the steam engine, the electric light, the automobile, the airplane and every other damn thing. And for a long, long time, people were all excited by the wonder of it, figuring that everything would just get better and better and what would they think of next? Nobody ever thought we’d have to pay the piper. Well, in 1990, here it is. If what we have found out in the last twenty years is true, you are now spending much of your time devising strategies to deal with the depletion of the ozone layer, the difficulties of obtaining food for so many people, and the devastating loss of jungles and forests. I presume you have solved the problem of what kind of fuel to burn. (We have just had a very bad go around with nuclear (continued on page 60)

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A Shock Just an Ordinary Monthly Meeting of the Trustees in WHB By Dan Rattiner The Westhampton Beach Village Trustees hold a meeting open to the public on the first Thursday of every month at Village Hall. What follows is an account of this meeting by someone who was there. I find it shocking. What this meeting was not supposed to be about was the eruv. That would be discussed at a special meeting of the Trustees on May 28, when the matter would be voted upon. The Trustees consist of the Mayor, Conrad Teller, and four Trustees — James Kemetler, Joan Levan, Toni-Jo Birk and Hank Tucker. So there are five of them. In any vote, there could be a majority.

An eruv is a religious structure, like a church steeple or the dome of a mosque or a manse, that consists of wires up on telephone poles, which high up encircle a particular community to symbolically unite it into a “home.” It is something that rabbis in the Orthodox Jewish faith wish to have, for the simple reason that in that religion, the orthodox branch interprets the Bible in such a way as to prohibit certain behaviors outside the home on the Sabbath. The eruv, in creating a larger “home,” simply allows these activities to take place. They include pushing a baby carriage and lifting heavy objects. So in an eruv, an Orthodox family would be able to push small children in

strollers or baby carriages when they go to services on the Sabbath, rather than carry them. That’s about it for what an eruv does, from a practical perspective. In any case, there are eruvs in many cities and towns in the country. The courts have ruled that towns and villages must allow them, unless there are extraordinary circumstances in that community. There’s an eruv surrounding the White House in Washington. There are at least five communities on Long Island that have eruvs up. With that in mind, here is how this meeting progressed. (continued on the next page)

PLOW UP AND TAKE AWAY THAT FARMLAND By Dan Rattiner About eight years ago, an eco-farm opened up directly across the street from the East Hampton High School on a piece of property that, until recent times, had been a potato farm. The eco-farm people announced they would be planting and growing fresh, organic vegetables there. Within a year, it was discovered that the soil was just barely fit for growing anything — it was heavily laced with arsenic, left over from some agricultural chemical spray that had been put on the potatoes decades earlier when nobody suspected that the sprays could be bad for humans.

The eco-farm is still there, although I believe they are farming only on special plots using soil that has been transported in. The rest of the property is divided between a potato field farm and a tree farm. Three weeks ago, there was a big dust storm in the community and some of the soil was carried across to the high school property. Monitoring equipment there determined that at one point during the storm the arsenic levels were so high as to be off the charts. Since then, I believe the town has done absolutely nothing. Not long ago, in Southampton, I visited the

Olde Towne land development project being built on the former farm across from Southampton Hospital. This project will result in ten houses on 40 acres, with another 24 acres left as open space, with much of it available to the public. When I was there, however, the topsoil of the farmland was being cleared into great piles, exposing the underlying sandy soil that covers much of the bedrock that is eastern Long Island. Walking with Bob Gianos, the developer of the property, I asked about this great mound of (continued on page 62)

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The Trustees looked at each other. Them? Actually walk around? “Well,” the Mayor said, “why don’t we take a vote right now about the eruv?” There was some talk about that, about whether they should wait until May 28 and whether it was appropriate to have it now when they were supposed to wait. One person asked if the rumor was true that if they put an eruv up Jews would be free to walk right across your lawns, and the Mayor said no. Private property would still be private property. Another person said they were opposed to the eruv because birds might fly into the wire and get hurt. Someone else said there are plenty of other wires on telephone poles and the birds don’t fly into them.


The Mayor opened the meeting by announcing that what they would not be discussing is the proposed eruv, because that would be adjudicated on May 28. He then asked if anybody had anything they wanted to talk about. A woman in the back stood up. “I own a store on Main Street,” she said, “and I’m Jewish. I wanted to know why you had police officers go from store to store the other day asking everybody if they had a problem with the Jews and the proposed eruv.” “I wanted to see if people are worried about it,” Mayor Teller said. “Don’t you think that’s a little intimidating, sending the police around?” “Who else would we send?” “Maybe you could walk around yourself. Or some of the Trustees could.”

In the back of the room sat two women. One of them leaned over and said something to the other loud enough for those around her to hear, but not for the Trustees to hear. “Just what we need. More Jews.” The vote was taken. The Mayor added the phrase “at this time” to his proposal, so that, in the event it didn’t pass, they could discuss it on May 28. The Mayor voted in favor of it. So did Trustee Kemetler. But the two women Trustees, Joan Levan and Toni Jo Birk, voted no, as did Hank Tucker, who owns a cheesecake company in the industrial park up at the airport. So the vote did not pass. After other matters were attended to, the meeting adjourned, and people filed out into the hall where they milled around. One person, who was shocked by what the women had said, told another that the women did not look familiar to him and he wondered whether they were from Westhampton Beach. “They are from Quogue and Quiogue,” his friend said, “not from Westhampton Beach.” And so everybody went home. The eruv matter will be discussed and voted upon again on May 28, as planned. •


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Fondly Remembered God Bless the Local Bank President Who Gave Loans on Handshakes By Dan Rattiner The memoir I have written, In the Hamptons, is now out. Published by Harmony Books, it’s being distributed nationally in all bookstores and websites wherever books are sold. So far there have been seven published reviews of the book. They are all posted on All of them have been favorable. Beginning on May 6 when the book debuted, I have been holding readings. I read a chapter at a party in Manhattan on May 7, another at a party at the Wölffer Estate Vineyards on May 9, at BookHampton in East Hampton on May 10, and at the Atlantic Avenue Beach on May 11. I’m going to be reading chapters all over the place for the next two months, all of them in the Hamptons and all at the locations where the

chapters take place. You can pick up the book and open it to any chapter. All chapters are free standing, all can be read in about 15 minutes, and all are about some local person or celebrity I have known. The reading at Atlantic Avenue Beach was held there this past Saturday because that was where the Nazi saboteurs, subsequently captured and executed, landed by submarine on a June night in 1942. I have a chapter in the book about the making of a science fiction thriller that stars a mad Nazi scientist. It was made not far from this beach. And I participated in the making of the movie. Another chapter in the book is called “Merton Tyndall.” And it was at this reading on the beach in Amagansett, that I learned an aston-

ishing thing I did not know about this man. In attendance was Connie Anderson, who many years ago owned a part of Amagansett where Skimhampton Road and Montauk Highway come together, that she called Franklin Square. It turned out she knew Merton Tyndall quite well. Merton Tyndall, when I met him I was 22, was the President of the Bridgehampton Bank. I had gone to ask him for a loan to finance the expanding enterprise, Dan’s Papers, which I had suddenly discovered I could not run for the summer without borrowing money from the bank. I sat across from him. Here’s the passage from that chapter, the second chapter in the book. (continued on the next page)

WEST HAMPTON DUNES: TROUBLE IN PARADISE By Dan Rattiner Now here is an interesting bit of information. For the last year, the police in the tiny village of West Hampton Dunes have had their accreditation suspended and so are not authorized to write out tickets. They can wear a uniform, they can intimidate you into moving on, and they can write you something that looks like a ticket, but Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan’s Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be published by Harmony Books this May.

if you choose not to pay it, there is nothing they can do. I learned this interesting bit of information from a retired advertising man named Lanny Lambert who lives full time in one of the oceanfront homes in the Village of West Hampton Dunes and has chosen to challenge the sitting Mayor, Gary Vegliante, in the upcoming election on June 17. Before I move on with other claims and charges by Lambert about the Mayor who has run this Village unopposed for the last 15 years, I guess I should tell you a little bit about West Hampton Dunes. You may not have even heard

of this place, and that is because the Mayor, and up until now, many of the residents, have wanted it that way. The Village of West Hampton Dunes consists of 340 homes along the Dune Road peninsula that juts out from the much larger Village of Westhampton Beach. Westhampton Beach was founded in 1662. Dune Road was founded by Gary Vegliante in 1993. There is just one road, Dune Road, which runs the full three-mile length of this peninsula. A few houses are waterfront on Moriches Bay on the north. All the rest are oceanfront on the (continued on page 64)

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“I brought you a copy. Have a look. It was originally eight pages long. Then the next summer it was sixteen pages long. Then last year twentyfour pages long. I’ve paid my way through grad school with it. Now, last fall I went around to see the storeowners for this upcoming year and they bought even MORE advertising. I’m going to have to publish thirty-six pages a week.” “And now you need to borrow a thousand dollars,” he said. “Yes. But I’ll pay it back. Here. Look at all the orders I have. But for the first time I can’t afford to pay the printer without this thousand dollars.” “You are being ruined by your own success.” “Sort of. But then the money will come in, and I’ll pay you back, which should be in July, and then I’ll make even more than I did last year. I

really don’t understand it.” “That’s how it goes,” he said. “You’d think that the more business I did, the LESS amount of money I’d have to borrow.” “That’s why banks are in business.” “So you’ll do this?” “If you say you’ll pay it back, I think you’ll pay it back.” He leaned forward. “I judge you to be a man of your word.” Having thus agreed to lend me the money, he now opened his desk, took out a checkbook and wrote the amount to me. I asked — wasn’t there some loan agreement I had to sign? He said no. If you say you’ll pay it back in August, I believe you. And so I left with the money, simply amazed at that. This was the essence of the chapter. Two


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years later, also in the chapter, he called me up at the office down the street. Again, from the book. “I’m sorry to call you about this,” he said. “But I wondered if you could find the time to stop by the bank. Tomorrow, perhaps.” “Is anything wrong?” I asked. “Nothing we can’t fix,” he said. They ushered me into his office the next day around 10 a.m. Merton Tyndall smiled. “You know, I have always lent you this money and you have always paid it back,” he said. “Yes?” “Well, it seems I have to get something in writing. There is a banking regulations board called the FDIC. And they came by. And they said I have to ask you to come in to sign a note.” “A note?” “A promissory note. A paper that says you will pay this back. Damned if I know. I told them you ALWAYS pay it back. Your word is good. But they said no, ask him to come in and sign this note. So, I have to.” After I read the chapter of my book about the science fiction movie, I asked if there were any questions or comments and a few people asked for further details about the Nazi activities and how they got to be caught. Then Connie Anderson, who I recognized from all those years ago and hadn’t seen in at least 20 years, stood up. “I just want to say,” she said, “that I loved the chapter you wrote about Merton Tyndall. I read your book. And you may not know this, but Mr. Tyndall, this wonderful man who was President of the Bridgehampton bank for 50 years — no other bank president in history ever remained in that office for so long — also lent loans to others like the one he lent to you. “And I know this, because he lent one to me. He called them ‘character loans.’ We all paid them back. And you know whom else he lent money this way to? The Gosmans. And the Hrens. There would be no Gosman’s Restaurant, and there would be no Hren Nursery if he had not made these ‘character loans.’” After the reading broke up, I went over and hugged Connie Anderson. I told her I had no idea I was not the only one. Indeed, I told her, I had thought that perhaps my father might have been behind it, calling the bank ahead of time to guarantee the loan to me. He owned White’s Drug Store in Montauk at the time. And he banked at Bridgehampton. But he denied he’d had anything to do with it. I had asked him. “Merton Tyndall was one of the great men of the East End,” Connie said. “A lot of people will remember what he did.” * * * The next reading of In the Hamptons will take place on Saturday morning at 11 a.m., also in Montauk, right on the Plaza in the center of town at the gazebo. The chapter is called “Frank Tuma Jr.,” and it is about my adventures in the big seven-story building across from the Plaza, which today is a condominium, but then was an abandoned wreck of an office building last occupied in 1938. All the readings are free. A list of the upcoming readings can be found at •

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Let’s Play Ball! Rusty Leaver’s Hellbent on Bringing College Baseball to East End By David Lion Rattiner On Cape Cod during the summertime, a family can pack up a lunch and a blanket and go to one of the many baseball fields there to watch some of America’s top players. The Cape leagues have bred players like Nomar Garciaparra and Jason Varitek. Tickets to games do not cost $200 a piece for good seats and a hot dog isn’t $7. The rivalries and the games played, however, are intense and the fans are serious. Collegiate baseball on Cape Cod has a reputation for producing major league players. The games draw hundreds, sometimes thousands, of people, and the players and the young people who follow them

there become an important part of the fabric of the wealthy tourist area. Here in the Hamptons, we don’t have collegiate baseball — yet. But there’s a guy in Montauk who’s working on it, and his name is Rusty Leaver. Leaver is the man behind Montauk’s Deep Hollow Ranch, the oldest cattle ranch in America, and he has an eye for entertainment that is fun and family oriented. In Montauk he’s known for his “Living History Cattle Rides.” On these events, folks ride on an old-fashioned horse-drawn wagon through the trails of his ranch for a show that features actors portraying significant American historical figures such as Theodore Roosevelt. Leaver

does his rides all summer long and they’re very popular and entertaining. Leaver’s vision this year is not about his ranch. It’s about baseball. He has a passion for the sport and has noticed that the Hamptons is lacking a professional sports venue that’s open to the entire public. Leaver also has seen firsthand the success of the baseball leagues in Cape Cod and is completely confident that he can pull off the same feat in the Hamptons. He was happy to learn that Long Island already has a league of this type called Long Island’s Atlantic College Baseball League and wanted the Hamptons to be a part of it. (continued on the next page)

WILD, CRAZY SHARE HOUSE? KEEP IT TO YOURSELF By Victoria L. Cooper Even though comedian Jerry Seinfeld’s house was rated the best partying pad in the Hamptons by OK Magazine in 2007, his 12acre waterfront property, purchased in 2000 for $32 million from Billy Joel, has got nothing on the share “party” houses up for grabs this summer season. Just imagine sharing a house with 16 or more 20 to 30-year-olds, with catered bagel breakfasts each morning overlooking the ocean and bay, just steps from the hottest Hampton nightclubs. If you’re really interested, the Internet has once again brought home the

bread via YouTube. Prospective sharers can browse Craigslist, the listing site for everything from gum to missed encounters on the L subway, that’s now putting out ads chock full of videos of Terry, Todd and Claudia living it up in the hot tub and pool with their Heineken minikeg. Gayle Polansky, 26, who has stayed in various share houses across the Hamptons since 2003 said, “It’s a win-win situation. There are always new friends to make, new places to go, and the beaches are clean. It’s like going to camp.” Polansky, who is a native of Manhattan, became interested in renting in the Hamptons

after she went to a “meet and greet happy hour” in New York City to mingle with potential roommates. “I’ve had the time of my life,” she said. There are other incentives to go group. The price is relatively cheap — in some cases it’s under $500 for the summer but remember that you’re dividing this among 20 or more people. But most of all, it’s a networking thing. Perhaps even a romantic thing. There’s no denying the temptation to flirt or have a true “summer shareholder love.” And what nontrust fund socialite can afford to rent a place (continued on page 83)

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Harbor and the Southampton plan that includes six teams to High School field, the Whalers play against each other in the have an impressive roster that Hamptons. Those six teams so includes players from Louisiana, far include players from the North Carolina and Texas, University of Wilmington, Rice including Division I, II and III University, the University of players, as well as NAIA players. Rhode Island, Lafayette and The general manager and direcYoungstown University. “It’s tor of baseball operation are gonna be great,” Leaver said. Michael “Butch” Caulfield and “People are already talking about it.” Julio Vega, a former San Leaver’s team, which he lovFrancisco Giants outfielder. ingly calls The Hampton Currently, a St. Johns Assistant Whalers, has some very impresCoach is the field manager for sive people behind them. Ready the Whalers, and East Hampton Gardner Leaver to swing their bats this season High School Varsity head coach at the ball field at Mashashimuet Park in Sag Ed Bahns, as well as Joe Short, the assistant coach at Molloy College, are also involved. Leaver has even set up a state of the art website for the team — —where you can check for game schedules, player stats and photos of the games. The Whalers will be facing off against teams within the ACBL such as the Long Island Stars, the Nassau Collegians S U M M E R I S B E T T E R A T T H E B R I S T A L and the New York Generals. Although housing is almost always an issue for just about anyone moving to the Hamptons, Leaver is making sure that his Whalers have some very nice homes to stay in. In fact, through a volunteer housing program, Hamptons homeowners have offered players lodging for the summer so that they don’t have to worry about rent and can focus on winning baseball games. This is a key example of how the community is supporting the idea of bringing collegiate baseball to the Hamptons and doing their part in helping it succeed. So if baseball is in your blood, you’ll have some very exciting live games to go to this summer, and if you see Leaver on the field strategizing while chewing on some bubble gum, give him a tip of the hat. This is one perT H E U L T I M A T E I N A S S I S T E D L I V I N G ® son who is committed to follow through, giving the Hamptons something else to be proud of. Every summer it was always a challenge… where was I going to stay? Until the

And so, this year he has created a Hamptons team for Long Island’s Atlantic College Baseball League, and is working out every little detail, right down to the popcorn and Cracker Jacks. Commissioner Ralph Addonizio of the ACBL is welcoming the new Hamptons team with open arms and can’t wait to get the season started. That season will have its opening game just three weeks from the time you are reading this article. Leaver loves baseball (and so does his son, who has had a college career as a pitcher), and he wants to bring that spirit and that excitement to everyone in the Hamptons. And he’s not messing around. He has garnered the support of nearly every East End media outlet, business and politician and has drawn up a

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Meet the Beatles Local Boys Morph into the Fab Four to Take You Back By Debbie Tuma I walked into the wonderful, old Vail Leavitt Music Hall in Riverhead recently, to find John, Paul, George and Ringo standing together right in the lobby. At least it looked like them from afar, except for the obvious mop-top wigs, but these four guys in their black Chesterfield suits really did look the part. Suddenly they ran out for a curtain call to perform in their popular band, Strawberry Fields. As soon as the curtain went up, and I saw the three Beatles standing with their red and gold guitars on the stage, and Ringo was back there with his Ludwig drums, my heart

skipped a beat. I was back in seventh grade — a 13-year-old watching these strange new guys with crazy English accents on the Ed Sullivan show. They were singing, “I Want To Hold Your Hand,” “She Loves You,” and all the other romantic love songs from their first album that made all the girls swoon, faint and throw themselves at their feet. The whole rush of why I loved the Beatles just came over me again for the ten thousandth time. The mischievous look in the smiling eyes of Paul McCartney when he sang, “Till There Was You,” and the bluesy, raspy voice of Ringo when he sang, “Roll Over Beethoven,” and “Act

Naturally.” The songs that just made you want to get up and dance, like “Twist and Shout,” “Day Tripper,” “I Saw Her Standing There,” and “The Night Before.” And people did get up and dance, right in the aisles. Now, staring at these four fabulous Beatles on stage, singing all my favorite songs — it doesn’t matter that they all come from Suffolk County, instead of Liverpool. And John’s name is really Tony Garofalo, of Ridge, and Paul is really Billy Ray from Westhampton Beach, and George is Mark Vaccacio of Shirley, and Ringo (my favorite Beatle) is Gerard Barberine, also of Shirley. (continued on the next page)

NEW GENERATION OF ARTISTS ON THE EAST END By David Lion Rattiner Editor’s Note: Due to a production issue beyond our control, this article did not appear in its entirety last week. It is reprinted in full below. –S. Galardi They might be cutting your lawn, serving you food, or cleaning your pool. And they might be local artists. Despite the economy and rising housing costs, the Hamptons still manages to attract artists who will do anything to live and work here. Artists are as important to the community here as farmers, fishermen and American Express black cardholders. The East End has a tradition of providing inspiration to

world-renowned artists like Jackson Pollack and Williem De Kooning, and it is home to artists in other disciplines such as Edward Albee, Peter Beard, Randy Rosenthal and Julian Schnabel. Without our local art scene, the Hamptons would just be another wealthy resort town where art is defined by paparazzi photos. Why is there still a next generation of artists, writers, musicians and gallery owners on the East End, even though the cost of living in the Hamptons has changed so dramatically? Can a new artist come into town like he could 40 years ago, buy a house, make a studio, all on

a small budget? No, he cannot, and yet they are still here and they are for real. Twenty-something artist Grant Haffner cannot afford a home out here, but he can support his passion. The local painter, who grew up in Springs, right down the street from Jackson Pollack’s house, has a studio in his parents basement and works as a landscaper and at the Dan Flavin Art Institute in Bridgehampton. He is a member of Bonac Tonic, a local art group, and is developing a reputation for his landscapes of streets and telephone poles in the Hamptons. “My goal is (continued on page 73)

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Their friend and promoter Steve Montegue had brought them to the Vail Leavitt Music Hall for the third year, back by popular demand, and he has packed the house. The group has attracted fans aged 18 to 80, including diehards like me and my 50-something friends Christine and Andrew, to relive our favorite era and memories of the 1960s and ‘70s, and this is what the Strawberry Fields tribute band is all about. Hearing this band of powerful vocalists and guitarists, it is not hard to believe that they were the former stars of the hit Broadway show Beatlemania during the 1970s. “Billy Ray (Paul) and Mark Vaccacio (George) were in the original cast of Beatlemania at the Winter Garden,” said Tony Garofalo (John). “Gerard Barberine (Ringo) and I were in the touring company that traveled around the country after Beatlemania closed in 1979.” He explained that after this musical left Broadway, it became a touring act. After that, these four former Beatles got together and formed their own tribute band, “Strawberry Fields,” in 1990. “Our concept was to take this popular show out of the theaters, at $100 a ticket, and make it accessible to people everywhere,” said Garofalo, who is a dead ringer for John in his long-haired

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wig and round wire-rimmed glasses. So far, they’ve ambitiously performed up to 200 gigs a year at venues including Westbury Music Fair, the Felt Forum, at the New York City Marathon, and at numerous private concerts, weddings, and college and high school reunions throughout Long Island and the tristate area. They presently perform every Saturday for brunch at the popular blues club, BB King’s, at Times Square in New York City, and this summer, they will also be playing at parks in Smithtown, Lake Grove and North Babylon. “One of our biggest highlights was performing at Shea Stadium for the 40th anniversary

of the Beatles, in August of 2005. We played to 37,000 people, and Sid Bernstein announced us on the field,” Garofalo recalled. “Another highlight was when Sean Lennon came to one of our shows, and he said he was blown away.” When asked why this “Fab Four” group decided to get into the Beatles biz, Gerard Barberine (Ringo) replied, “The four of us feel it’s the greatest music ever written. The Beatles reached everyone.” I told him I had a Ringo doll. Garofalo added, “Their popularity, and how they changed the culture of the ’60s — it’s a phenomenon that will never be repeated.” And their three-hour show at the Vail Leavitt just kept getting better. In Act Two, they came out dressed in psychedelic satin jackets and hats like the Sargeant Pepper album cover, and did songs from this era, like “Strawberry Fields,” “Fool on the Hill,” and “Lady Madonna.” They continued into the Abbey Road era, with “Let it Be,” and ended their concert with a rollicking rendition of “Revolution” and “Back in the USSR.” Steve Montegue plans to bring “Strawberry Fields” back to the Vail Leavitt this fall. But for now, you can catch them starting at noon each Saturday at BB King’s, or visit for a memorable trip down Penny Lane.


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Triumphs for Tribe New Park Reverses Bad Vibes, Casino Plan Promises Big Bucks By Susan Galardi If things go well for the Shinnecock Indian Nation, they won’t be the only ones with reason to celebrate. Two developments last week, if they come to pass, will provide the East End with a serene park in Water Mill on the site of what was once a sacred burial ground, and a fun-filled, cash-generating, economy-boosting casino, possibly in the Riverhead/Calverton area. The 9.3-acre Water Mill parcel on Montauk Highway is thought to be the site of an ancient Shinnecock burial ground and fishing village. Southampton Town is looking into using $5 million of Community Preservation

Fund money to purchase the site from Konner Construction. The site, where the St. James Hotel once stood, has been believed to be a burial ground since the ’70s. About ten years ago, the Town earmarked it as archaeologically significant. There have been “digs” on the site, and about a year and a half ago, a skull, estimated to be at least 1,000 years old, was unearthed during excavations supervised by archaeologist Joann McLean. The Suffolk County Medical Examiner determined that the skull was of a Native American male, and that there’s a good probability that the rest of him is there (continued on the next page)

PUBLIC & PRIVATE ACTIONS GREEN THE HAMPTONS By April Gonzales In an area that has instituted strong land preservation reforms, wouldn’t it be reasonable to expect more green initiatives from local governments? Suffolk County Legislator Jay Schneiderman thinks so. He believes that the East End, with its robust economy and highly scrutinized zoning regulations, should set the standard for energy conservation, environmental protection, reduction of pesticide use, improved water quality and keeping the carbon footprint small in general. The question of legislation and design standards may arise for new buildings and construction projects,

although there is already one project in the Village of Southampton that strives to meet the vigorous new LEEDS (Leaders in Environmental and Educational Design Standards) specifications adopted by landscape architects and architects alike. Many of the Town and Village leaders have already begun to make changes within their administrations. At a meeting in the Rogers Memorial Library last month, the Mayors of Sag Harbor, East Hampton and Southampton villages and the Town Supervisors of East Hampton and Southampton came together with

Schneiderman to present the Greening of the East End, a forum that outlined what the villages and townships are already doing to achieve a greener East End, and what they’d like to see happen in the near future. Schneiderman threw out a challenge to all with his question “Can we reduce our energy use by 50-80% by the year 2020?” Linda Kabot agreed that this is an important goal. She started her tenure as Town Supervisor by examining how many Townowned vehicles were necessary and began to cut back on the number of vehicles given out. (continued on page 89)

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as well. Former Southampton College professor Dr. John Strong, an expert in the field, said that chances are that skeleton had company — there are probably more remains to be found. Burial grounds are considered the most sacred places to many Native Americans, so preserving the land is a big coup for the Shinnecocks. Rebecca Genio, president of the tribe’s historic preservation task force, feels that it would help the Town, too. Genio believes that the thoughtless development on the site has led to “bad karma” — that is, suicides, accidents and drownings near the area. She believes Southampton could reverse the bad vibes of the past by doing the right thing in the here and now. Southampton Town Supervisor Linda Kabot is firmly behind the effort to preserve the land. While there are no definite plans on how it would be designed, the general idea is to keep it pretty mellow — a passive park, with a kiosk with information on the history of the site. With a tremendous stock of CPF money and fewer and fewer properties or land left to preserve, this seems like a no-brainer as far as appropriate usage of the Fund. Southampton, in the first two months of this year, socked an additional $6 million into the CPF, which has banked over $500 million in revenue from all five towns in the last eight years. Not only would the purchase make sense as a preservation effort, it would be a show of goodwill toward the Shinnecocks — one of the rare

win/win situations for all concerned. The Shinnecocks haven’t always had an easy go of it in the county. They’ve been in litigation for land ownership and, most important, for the coveted federal recognition as a real tribe. Although New York State has recognized them for 200 years as an authentic tribe, they haven’t gotten the stamp of approval from the Federal Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA). This is important for many reasons, one of which is the Shinnecock’s ability to get the go-ahead for a casino — only tribes recognized by the BIA can operate casinos on tribal land. The Shinnecocks have filed a lawsuit in federal court to earn that recognition, expected to be approved in 2009. The tribal lands include the Shinnecock Hills reservation south of the Old Montauk Highway — but no one, not even tribe members, wanted a casino there. The tribe also owns property on Newtown Road in Hampton Bays and threatened to build a casino there. Several years ago they broke ground, but, thankfully, it turned out to be an empty gesture. In a turnaround last week, in a meeting with members of Suffolk County Legislature, the Shinnecock Tribe admitted that they never planned to build a casino in Hampton Bays. They’ve been looking for a site farther west. State officials said that they would be willing to operate a casino somewhere outside of the Hamptons, such as Calverton or elsewhere in middle Suffolk. To build a case for the casino, the

Shinnecock Indian Nation Gaming Authority and the Connecticut Center for Economic Analysis made a pitch last week to the county leaders. Their reports stated that a Native American gaming establishment (e.g. a casino) on Long Island would bring an influx of new jobs and flood the local economy with new revenue. The research demonstrated that such a project would result in 10,200 new jobs, $445 million in new local employment salaries, and over $2.5 billion in new revenue to local and state governments, not to mention a lot of fun for the millions who would flock to the casino, which the tribe leaders said would include a gaming facility, golf course, hotel rooms, convention space, restaurants and clubs — just like Foxwoods. County legislators seemed open to the proposals. Legislator Louis D’Amaro was glad the tribe reached out with the plan, seeing it as an open door. Legislator Wayne R. Horsley said that, even though a casino has been a controversial topic in the past, the new proposal merits examination. He stated, “As the local economy continues to soften, we thought it would be worth while to examine the economic benefits of a gaming establishment here on Long Island. After all, we currently contribute to the staggering $234 million in estimated out-of-state gaming funds enjoyed by Connecticut State residents. So the question is why not take a hard look at what the benefits would be if we stopped riding the ferry and started spending our money here on Long Island. In our economy.”

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Couch Potato In an Easy 5K, Potatohampton Race Opens the Season By Mike Vilensky When Dan Rattiner founded the Potatohampton race in 1978, it was for the sake of the East End’s exercise elite. Initially a 10k run, the Potatohampton was intended as an event for the then not-so-expansive clique of avid joggers who didn’t get enough opportunities to explore the Hamptons vistas and scenery on their feet. For the first few years, Rattiner led a growing number of runners, but still only around 100 or so, from his car, around Ocean Road, and they took the action seriously. Many were training for the New York City Marathon, which itself was only eight years old (and initially only had 55 competitors) and

was the Potatohampton’s urban counterpoint. The Boston Marathon, the world’s oldest annual marathon (modeled after the Olympics in the late 1800s), was the nation’s most established running race at the time. Whereas the New York City Marathon was a stamina-draining 26-mile trail around New York City’s five boroughs and the Boston Marathon was a hilly and serious maze around New England, the Potatohampton offered a more tranquil path with extensive views of the East End’s potato fields, the origins of the race’s title. The Potatohampton was for Hamptonites or nationwide joggers who were serious about running — and, in 1978, any regular jogger

was considered serious about running — but enjoyed the dash through Bridgehampton’s then even less developed natural agricultural terrain. But like the potatoes on the farms that the competitors sped past, the race began to grow. Today, the Potatohampton is a relatively light 5k race and a celebrated Hamptons event. With turnouts of 250-plus runners, thousands of spectators and sponsors like Town & Country Real Estate, the race is as much an early marker of the summer season as it a form of exercise. The race garners thousands of dollars for The Bridgehampton Child (continued on the next page)

CLEAN A BEACH. SIP WINE. MUST BE SUMMER! By T.J. Clemente How often do you get a chance to clean up your favorite beach, then rest on your laurels, listen to music and enjoy a wine tasting? Next Saturday you’ll have the chance. On May 31, at Ditch Plains Beach in Montauk, Barefoot Wines (a California label), and the Surfrider Foundation (a nonprofit grass roots organization) are jointly hosting a cleanup at Ditch Plains Beach, followed by a wine tasting with live music at Second House Tavern. The organizers of the “Barefoot Wine Beach Rescue Project” hope to attract a large crowd of volunteers and proactive environmen-

talists to help tidy up the beach. The group also hopes to sponsor other pro-environment work to heighten the awareness of the special care America’s beaches need. Ditch Plains, one of the premier surfing beaches on the east coast, seemed like a logical location for the Rescue Project to hold such an event. In addition to beach cleanups, the Surfrider Foundation focuses on planting natural species plants at its project locations, and even rooting out foreign plants. Surfrider has 50,000 members and 80 chapters worldwide. The group is part of a movement to keep America’s beaches pristine, natu-

ral — while having fun doing it. As a fun loving surfing group, they sponsor events that usually have a bit of a party afterwards with music and sometimes a tasting of top quality wines. The group is of and for people who care about the oceans and beaches, and are willing to step up and take action at the grassroots level. Based on those criteria, Surfrider’s partnership with Barefoot Wines was a perfect fit. The fusion of the foundation and the winery was the vision of Davis Bynum, son of Barefoot Wines’ founder, Hampton Bynum, and Michael Houlihan. The two reintroduced the Barefoot (continued on page 67)

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Care and Recreational Center, a 12-acre farm with a playground, classroom and athletic facility for local children from low-income families. Dan Rattiner still leads packs of runners in his car, but the packs have grown by the hundreds of people. The event has grown, in part, out of its accessibility — made even more accessible four years ago when its length was chopped in half. But the race’s growth is also a marker of how running and exercise have become established aspects of the East End culture. Over the past 30 years, jogging especially has become an activity for otherwise exercise-avert Hamptonites. One no longer needs to be a “serious jogger” to be in a race like Potatohampton or Ellen’s Run, the 5k race

in East Hampton. My own origins as a writer at Dan’s Papers began in Bridgehampton at the Potatohampton. I began running the race four years ago, having taken to my parents’ treadmill as a way to burn calories, increase endorphins and kill time. Because the Potatohampton was a non-threatening 5k race, I agreed to run it alongside my father — a friendly on-foot competition. I was nervous before the race; awkwardly scoping out some past patrons from the country club I had quietly served drinks at the previous summer. But as the race got underway, I felt a sense of connection both with the terrain — as one often does when jogging in Bridgehampton — and with my fellow joggers and East Enders. It was a communal exercise that paid homage to the land that — while slightly more developed, largely with mansions, than it was in 1978 — still created a breathtaking, wide-angle view path. After the race, I was encouraged to introduce myself to Dan Rattiner, in his iconic allwhite outfit and safari hat. Four years later, I had become a better runner and writer, and I famously waved goodbye to Justin DeMarco, former Dan’s Papers editorial assistant, then my co-worker and running rival, as I passed him on the third mile of the Potatohampton. The Potatohampton has come to represent the modern Hamptons — aesthetically pleasing, health-conscious, and, while populated and high profile, still retaining a hometown feel. This year’s race, set for the Sunday of Memorial Day weekend at 9 a.m., will start on Ocean Road just south of the Bridgehampton monument, with pre-regsitration starting at 7:30 a.m. There will be trophies in nine categories, including last to walk across the finish line. If the metaphor can be made that it also brings to light the East End’s competitive side, than that’s apt too — but it’s a friendly competition, and not too long of a race!

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In The Hamptons By Susan M. Galardi Dan Rattiner, the founder of this publication, has been filling the paper for over 45 years with his stories of the East End that have amused, informed and outraged readers. If “colorful” describes pleasant, slice of life writing, then Dan’s tales are of kaleidoscopic proportion, multifaceted with shards of color bursting from rich undercoatings. And now, Dan has published some of his favorite stories in his first book of memoirs, In The Hamptons, My Fifty Years with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities. A digression for full disclosure: I’ve been Managing Editor of this paper since February. In the first few months, Dan and I would have breakfast at Poxabogue and over fruit salad and cottage cheese, he’d give me insight to his decades-long success strategy. “The paper is like a handshake,” he said. “It should welcome the reader.” In In The Hamptons, Dan follows the same strategy, welcoming readers and letting them in on East End’s lore, legends, secrets and skeletons. As a memoir, it’s based on personal experiences. But the book is more than that. It’s a view of Hamptons modern history as perceived largely by an intrepid young publisher and recounted by a master veteran storyteller. Unlike Philistines at the Hedgerow, a dense Hamptons history book based largely on historic research, In The Hamptons is a quick, light and often very funny read. Dan wrote and still writes most of his essays on the beach — and that easy feeling and tone is conveyed in his stories, meant to be read at leisure, for leisure. Yet at the same time, readers will come away from this book with a treasure trove of information that will enrich their experience

in the Hamptons and provide great anecdotes to impress and astound on the party circuit. Dan parses out bits of history in a most palatable manner — they’re woven into the fabric of a good story. The chapter “Babette Tweed” is a good example. At 21, Dan was smitten by the beautiful young woman, the daughter of a wealthy New Yorker who owned a grand home in Montauk. His attempt at a clandestine midnight meeting with Babette was thwarted by sand, surf and mad dogs. As you read the unrequited love story of a young man risking life and limb, you learn about the elite Montauk Association of the 1880s, Dick Cavett’s purchase of the Tweed house, and a tidbit about Andy Warhol’s Montauk estate. All of the chapter titles in the book, in fact, are simply names — some famous, like John Steinbeck, Jackson Pollack, George Plimpton, Billy Joel — others arcane, like Nonie Self, Merton Tyndall, Howie Caroll Jr. Sometimes the ensuing essay is focused on that person. Other times, the title may be a bit of a bait and switch — the personality is actually anecdotal in the story. This is the case for example, in the chapter “Jackson Pollack.” It provides little new information on Pollack, who had been dead five years at the time of this anecdote, but it shines a light on the culture of bonackers (if you don’t know that word, please read the book as soon as possible). For me, the most successful chapters are those that achieve both — provide new information on the personality and weave in history. The Steinbeck chapter achieves this. It’s a first hand, unusual account of the moody writer who became the poster child for Sag Harbor, leading the town’s first Old Whaler’s Festival in 1963; and it provides a cultural

and economic snapshot of the struggling village of Sag Harbor at the time. Similarly, the chapter on Balcomb Greene, the abstract expressionist painter who lived and worked in Montauk, gets you right into his house, and includes an account of the WWII Navy destroyer that was shipwrecked on his property in 1961. In some chapters, Dan simply celebrates his own achievements of building and running a publication. Others recount his early hoaxes — the Flight to Portugal from Montauk by car; the sea serpent in Long Pond; the Howard Hughes sighting in Montauk. They outraged the likes of newsman Jim Jensen and pianist/restaurateur Bobby Van, and they outrage people today — I have friends who stopped reading the paper because they believed there was a Hampton Subway. Through it all, Dan sticks to his strategy of welcoming us to the Hamptons — a place not necessarily known for its hospitality and warmth — making us, too, feel comfortable among the farmers, fishermen, artists, billionaires and celebrities as we learn about this unique place. Recently, I was at the Maritime Museum in Amagansett, a place I’ve visited many times. But I’d never noticed a display with a model of a ship and a large banner that read “Pelican.” Did you know that New Yorkers used to come out on a red eye train called the “Fisherman’s Special” that pulled into Montauk at 4 a.m., to go out commercial fishing boats? Did you know that one of those boats, the Pelican, headed out overloaded and with only one engine working, capsized in a storm, and resulted in 45 people lost at sea? Dan Rattiner knows that. And now, so do you.

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power.) I figure you’ve done something to ease the national debt. And I presume you have got a pretty good system together to take care of garbage disposal. (It’s something we are wrestling with rather hilariously here at the moment.) On the other hand, perhaps I’m a pessimist. Perhaps with all the creativity people are putting into solving these problems for you folks of the future, it has gotten licked. We had an “almost” about a year ago. Two scientists in Utah announced they had discovered “cold fusion.” They were wrong. They hadn’t. But it was a near thing. Now maybe something has come up between we here in 1990 and you there in 2040 that has eased the way. Sure hope so. One thing that snuck in here in 1990 in time for this time capsule is the collapse of Communism. Happened a year ago. Capitalism won. Turns out these freedoms are pretty good after all. We all feel wonderful about it. It was something that had been on our minds for most of these last fifty years. Since 1945 anyway. Battling the idea that the masses were more important than the individual. On the other hand, just in the last few months, things have suddenly turned very sour. The economy has taken a downturn after ten years of prosperity. We may be going to war with Iraq because the Iraqis invaded Kuwait. I suppose this is one of the advantages of being off there in the future. You know how these things turned out. They would be in your history books. Right now, however, we don’t know if the economy will go through maybe a

half a year of recession and then right itself. Or if it will come tumbling down in a great big crash and everybody will be selling apples on the street. And we don’t know if Saddam Hussein — he is (was) the dictator of Iraq — has backed down and withdrawn his troops from Kuwait or we’ve had to go through a dreadful and bloody war to get him out. At this juncture, it sure doesn’t look like we are going to just give up and bring our troops home and let him stay in this little country his troops invaded. Well, don’t be too smug about knowing what happened with us. You’ll have the same situation with the kids who follow you. I was in Sag Harbor this morning bright and early. Drove over from East Hampton to bring my kids, age six and eight, to the St. Andrews Catholic School there, then went down to the 7Eleven by Long Wharf, got some coffee, then went to Joe Visone’s Tailor Shop where I got a couple of buttons that had popped off sewn back on my winter coat. Joe wouldn’t take any money for this. Just took him a minute. I think this man is a gentleman. Thought I’d honor him by having you people read about him fifty years from now. It was a magnificent morning. Blue sky, bright sunshine, brisk wind. In my newly repaired coat, I strode smartly up Main Street to the Emporium Hardware Store to get some light bulbs. Breathed deeply and took big steps. It was such a nice morning to be alive. What struck me about Main Street this morning was this steady hum I heard as I strode along. It was nothing out of the ordinary,

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Who’s Here By Janine Cheviot While growing up in Huntington, West Virginia, Katie Lee Joel says she was practically raised in her grandmother’s kitchen, cooking for a tight knit southern family that “at one meal would be talking about the next.” And although it wasn’t until she came to New York in her 20s that she heard the term “foodie,” she certainly is one in every sense of the word. “I love to cook and I love to eat,” said Joel, whose first cookbook, The Comfort Table, came out in April. The book features more than 125 easy-to-follow recipes for starters, salads, soups, entrees, side dishes, breads, breakfasts, desserts and drinks, many she learned from her grandmother, but to which she has added a personal twist. “The book is for everybody, from novices to experts. The recipes work for people who aren’t expert chefs,” she said. “I don’t use fancy terms.” The cookbook is dedicated to Joel’s late grandfather, who along with her grandmother was a great influence in her cooking style and with whom she shared many meals while growing up. “I would have loved to have been able to share this cookbook with him,” she said. The recipes in The Comfort Table call for fresh ingredients that are local, seasonal and organic, proving that southern cooking doesn’t have to be unhealthy. “I wanted to show that comfort food can be elegant,” said Joel. “And what I love about the Hamptons is that there’s so much access to organic, healthy ingredients — the farm stands, fresh seafood, Iacono chicken farm.” Even skeptics can be reassured: Joel’s recipes have been given the ultimate stamp of approval from the queen of southern cooking, Paula Deen, who wrote the book’s foreword. “I call her my fairy godmother. She always gives me great advice,” said Joel. Her southern cooking also confirms that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. “It was love at first bite,” she said of her husband, Piano Man Billy Joel, who she met in New York City in 2002 while she was on vacation and he was in town for the Broadway production Movin’ Out. They literally “bumped” into each other in a hotel lobby, and eventually began dating. The couple’s relationship blossomed in the Hamptons — one of their first dates was at Della Femina in East Hampton — and two years later they

Katie Lee Joel Chef married at his Centre Island estate, where his daughter, Alexa Ray Joel, served as maid of honor. With regard to the 33-year age difference, she said, “He’s very immature for his age, but he’s a rock star so he’s allowed to be. And I’m

they continue to reside in North Haven — a peaceful retreat they call home. Joel, a “beach girl” during the summer months, also takes pleasure in cooking for friends and family in the Hamptons, especially Billy. “He loves my meatloaf, but in the summertime it’s the peach cobbler. I only make it in the summertime when the peaches are in season, so he’s already chomping at the bit,” she said. Last summer, Joel put her culinary skills to work as the chef for her husband’s star-studded Social Ross School concert, where she prepared a menu that, of course, included her favorite southern comfort food. Guests included Kelly Ripa, Mary-Kate Olsen, Renée Zellweger and Adam Sandler. “That night was one of the best nights of my summer. It was like Joel family dinner theater. I cooked, he performed. It felt like we were in our backyard,” she said. In addition to cooking for the concert audience, Joel has prepared meals for and with many celebrities along the way, but has not met East Hampton’s celebrity chef, Ina Garten, the Barefoot Contessa, who she greatly admires. “I think Ina’s really talented and her cookbooks are very inspiring. I’d love to have lunch with her,” she said. Although she has yet to land her own cooking show, it may be in her future, as Joel is no stranger to the small screen. She hosted the first season of Bravo’s hit reality series “Top Chef,” appears as a correspondent on “Extra,” and has served as a judge on The Food Network’s “Iron Chef America.” And it was announced this month that she would be a regular contributor on the CBS “Early Show,” an opportunity she’s “thrilled” about. Joel, who received a degree in English and journalism from Miami University in Ohio, contributes weekly to Hamptons magazine in her column “Katie’s Kitchen” and also is a blogger on Joel will be spending much of this summer on the East End doing what she loves. In August, she will demonstrate her cooking skills at the Loaves & Fishes cooking school at the Bridgehampton Inn, where she will cook recipes from The Comfort Table, including fried green tomatoes with remoulade sauce, the hoppin’ John salad, apricot-glazed braised pork chops, green bean casserole, and her famous peach cobbler. And while still on a book tour

With regard to the 33-year age difference, she said, “He’s very immature for his age, but I’m mature for my age. So we meet in the middle.” very mature for my age. We meet in the middle. It just works.” The couple purchased an oceanfront Sagaponack estate from the late Roy Scheider last year, and plan to move in by early fall when renovations are complete. But for now,

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topsoil. I told him that it reminded me of the fuss made ten years ago in Sagaponack, when Ira Rennert cleared the topsoil off 75 acres of potato farms and had it shipped away. He subsequently brought in new topsoil and on top of that built his single 110,000 square foot home. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Everybody loves farmland,â&#x20AC;? Gianos said to me. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I do too. But the dark side of farming, at least back then, was all the pesticides that were put into the land. We removed the topsoil here too, although we really didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to. There was never serious commercial farming on this site. And when we checked the soil, it was in good shape. So we will be putting much of it back.â&#x20AC;? Gianos explained that back then when a farm was in heavy commercial use, they need-

ed these pesticides to not only kill potato bugs, but also to re-enrich the farmland, which would fail in its nutrient levels if it was not sprayed and mulched. Bridgehampton loam, as it was called, was among the richest in New York State back then. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They did farm on my property for many years,â&#x20AC;? he continued. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But no water irrigation was ever installed, so it was just for the familyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s immediate use, for friendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s use and for some sales on stands. It was never a business in need of turning a profit. When I bought it, on advice from others, I had pumpkins planted while I waited for approvals. They require almost no spraying to grow and they are above the ground and not in it. So the ground remains stable.â&#x20AC;?


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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner $10 Million In the Middle East there is a popular city called Dubai located within the United Arab Emirates. Tourism there is off the charts, thanks to luxury hotels, beach side villas, health spas, sports arenas, shopping malls, restaurants and total over-the-top-ness. A great technological achievement in Dubai is the Palm Islands, which are manmade islands in the process of being built. The islands are estimated to cost over $15 billion and will be larger than Paris. Using a process called rainbowing and dredging, they also will add 320 miles of beachfront real estate. Pretty impressive. Here in the Hamptons, beginning in Montauk and stretching out to Brooklyn, there are 118 miles of beach. In Suffolk County, there are roughly 70 miles of beach, and the beaches here are the heart and soul of the tourist economy. You may have noticed this already, but erosion from the last Nor’easter was pretty significant. The beaches took a hit. I was born in Southampton and grew up in East Hampton and have been here for every summer since then. I can tell you I’ve seen erosion like this before, and the sand from the beaches always seems to come and go. According to the Army Corps of Engineers, however, there is now more erosion overall. How depressing. Well, we shouldn’t be depressed because in anger I looked for an answer to this problem. I learned quickly that there is an ultimate solution to the erosion issue, much like there is a solution to just about every major environmental issue. The answer is not to build jetties or plant grass on the dunes, but dredging. I found out that for $10 million we could have a machine park off the coast of Montauk and dig sand up from the bottom of the ocean and pump it out onto the beaches in Montauk, where, thanks to the movement of water, sand will be carried down to the all the beaches on the south shore of Long Island. Ten million bucks is the real number it would cost to do such a project, which I had verified with several politicians, one of whom is Jay Schniederman, who has a history of fixing things that are dumb (like adding more lanes on County Road 39). Ten million would bring back sand that has been eroded over the last 50 years. In other words, we wouldn’t have to do this project again for another 50 years. The notion that we shouldn’t do a dredging project because it doesn’t solve erosion forever is bananas to me. Of course if you add more sand, erosion will continue. It’s called planet Earth. Sand is soft, that’s why it feels good between your toes. Find me some magical sand that won’t get swept away by water and I’ll be pro that. But for now, I’m comfortable with coming up with a solution that will last 50 years and that can be repeated 50 years from now. Replenishing the beaches is important and you have to be an idiot to think that it isn’t. We should fix this problem in the most over-the-top fashion way possible. In other words, we should completely blow this issue off the map because the bottom line is that the beaches here are everything. Dredging is a permanent solution. Just because you have to do something more

State? The County? The than once doesn’t mean it CPF? I better not say CPF. I isn’t permanent. It means it might be banished from the works. All other options, in Town as a miserable, greedy my opinion, make little human being who probably sense. Building an artificial kills puppies for fun and reef big enough to have a sighates everybody. nificant impact on erosion Come on, folks, we got a has problems written all lot of money out here and over it. The cost is impossible are good at finding ways to to determine, the materials Dubai take care of things that are and labor to construct something like that are endless. important. Look at the Dredging just requires a pump and a giant hose. fundraising that we do, look at the thousands of As with every environmental issue, money is acres we preserve. Ten million dollars to bring what gets in the way. Ten million bucks is ten our beaches back to the way they were 50 years million bucks. Who’s going to pay for it? The ago seems worth it to me.

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south, many so close together that someone driving down the road would have difficulty catching glimpses of the ocean between one and another. There is no parking for the general public on either side of Dune Road for its entire length, from the rather imposing sign announcing you are entering the Village to the parking lot of the Cupsogue County Beach at the very end. Beyond the County Beach is the Moriches Inlet and on the other side Fire Island. If you had come here in 1960, which I did, you would have seen an entirely different scene, which is a testament to the good and the bad that Vegliante has done. In 1960, there were 360 homes on this stretch of beach, but they were not these houses, they were other houses, and they were much, much smaller. Some of them were little more than bungalows, maybe 1,000 square feet in size, little summer places owned by people in Nassau and western Suffolk County. The general public could park on the road. The general public could walk on boardwalks to the beach between some of these little houses. Everybody got along. As for the municipality governing this stretch of beach, it was simply an unincorporated stretch of the Town of Southampton. In the ’70s, the County built 17 stone jetties sticking out into the ocean in front of Westhampton Beach and some communities to the east. The intended effect was to trap millions of tons of sand in the teeth of these jetties as the sand drifted westward, and thus strengthen those beaches. Soon, it was doing that very well. And very little sand was left for the beaches in front of the summer homes just to the west. Soon, the ocean moved toward them, and it was sending waves into them. Beginning in the ’80s, one after another, these houses were abandoned, splintered and then, succumbing to the waves, carried away into the sea. Nobody lost their lives, but some people lost everything. Soon there were nearly 200 homes

washed away and the County did nothing to help them. Nor did the Town or the Federal Government. In 1990, the ocean broke through to the bay just to the west of the last of the jetties, ripping out the road, the water lines and the telephone poles. What had been a peninsula was now an uninhabitable island, with 200 underwater lots and 160 other homes uninhabitable. Of course, 200 homeowners — now underwater landowners — filed 200 different lawsuits. The lawyers said it would take ten years to get sorted out. In fact, it might NEVER get sorted out. Many people put their underwater lots up for sale for $4,000 or so. Wanna buy the Brooklyn Bridge? And then came Vegliante, a lawyer from Belle Terre who was one of these underwater landowners. Using the Southampton Town tax maps, he tracked down each and every one of these landowners, and asked them to sign a petition creating the Village of West Hampton Dunes. After that was done, he incorporated the Village, and then, on Village stationery, he, now the Mayor, wrote a letter to Washington declaring that this Village was a disaster area and needed help immediately. Of course, the Feds responded without hesitation. Within two years, the breach was healed, the road restored, the power, water and phone service restored and rebuilding begun. In the end, a virtually private compound was created with public tax money for a few lucky homeowners who now live in mini-mansions worth a million dollars or more, shoulder to shoulder and side by side. According to Lanny Lambert, Gary Vegliante is owed a great debt for what he did. But in the last few years, things have gotten lax. And he thinks it’s time for a change. “Gary makes $75,000 a year for what is essentially a part-time job,” he said. “Many of us live here year-round now. He does not. He does own a house, but he rents it out.

“He runs the Village from his law office. The residents get only a very sketchy view of how the Village tax money is spent. Recently the DEC came in and cited 17 homeowners, mostly for building too close to the dunes. These 17 had gotten variances to do this. Others tried and were turned down. If you were a friend of Gary’s, you got one, it seemed. If you were not, you didn’t. “There have been no capital improvements in the last ten years. Residents have urged that the municipal building where the police are also be used for Village records and Village meetings. He hasn’t done it. Dune Road needs repaving and he hasn’t done it. There was a promise of a walking path and he hasn’t done it. Recently, the police asked that he buy a generator for the building so they can operate when the LIPA power is out, but he hasn’t done it. And of course, the police should have the training classes they do not have. On the other hand, the Village buys him a new car and pays for other perks.” Lambert wants to improve the poor relations the Village has with the Mayors of nearby villages, Town Superintendents and the County Supervisor. (Indeed, Vegliante has been all but belligerent toward any authority other than his own. It’s how he created this very exclusive enclave.) There are only two other Villages in the Hamptons that are about the size of the Village of West Hampton Dunes and have mayors who work part time. The Quogue Mayor makes $12,000 a year. The Mayor of Sagaponack works without any salary whatsoever. Lambert has two running mates, who are running to become Village Trustees in this three-man Village government. They are Dr. Arnold Perlman, a dentist with an office in Centereach who has lived in the Village since 2001 and Jack Clancy, a 32-year New York City Police Officer who has received 14 commenda(continued on page 67)


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Wines brand in 1985 after it had been retired since 1973. It seems that when Hampton Bynum concentrated his efforts on his Russian River Valley Wines vineyards and label, he retired his Barefoot Wines collection only to have his son revive it 12 years later. Barefoot Wines was purchased by the E.&J. Gallo Winery in 2005 to insure financial strength in the future production of new wines for the Barefoot Wines brand. Both Barefoot Wines and parent company E.&J. Gallo Winery share a commitment to the environment. The event is part of new national strategy, with follow-up events planned in Austin and San Francisco in July. Already, five beach cleanups were held last year â&#x20AC;&#x201D; one in Miami was deemed a complete success. It included the beach cleanup and the wine tasting with music by Tristan Prettyman


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tions including the Medal of Valor. He has had a house in West Hampton Dunes since 1972, and now lives in the Village full time. Neither of the two sitting Trustees, George Asem and Robert Strecker â&#x20AC;&#x201D; basically appointees of the Mayor since they have been in office unopposed â&#x20AC;&#x201D; are going to contest the election on June 17. Instead, the Mayor will have two other residents, Katherine Wilson and Michael Craig, running with him. The Mayorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wife, Claire Tevere, who is treasurer of the Village, is an appointee and does not have â&#x20AC;˘ to run for office.

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DOWN IN THE TUBE Christie Brinkley and her kids were seen boarding a train from the East Hampton platform on their way to enjoy “The Spielberg Drop,” the wildly successful amusement park ride that has an entrance at the Shinnecock stop. They waved and

smiled at our cameras. Russian premiere Vladimir Putin was seen striding through the Westhampton Beach stop on his way to wherever it was, he would not say. In North Sea, golfer Tiger Woods was seen arm in arm with Prudential chief Dottie Herman, apparently on their way to look at a house. PRESIDENT OF BASINOBA VISITS HAMPTON SUBWAY MAY 20 Juan Carlos Sinatra Alexander, the esteemed President of the newly independent African country of Basinoba, visited the Hampton Subway System on Tuesday, May 20. Residents of Westhampton Beach were astonished to see a team of camels pulling a wagon decked out so elaborately that it looked like a float from Mardi Gras headed up toward the airport to meet his plane. The entourage with the President consisted of about 50 people, among them the President’s private manicurist and palm fan person, who, because it was a cool day, just walked smartly alongside the President with his fan held straight up. President Bush met President Alexander at the airport, but soon left Condoleezza Rice to accompany him on his all-day ride. He lunched at the American Hotel with Congressman Tim Bishop (NY-D) and Subway Commissioner Bill Aspinall. The spectacularly appointed Finnish guards, with their red, white and green uniforms, accompanied the President everywhere. President Alexander became interested in the Hampton Subway when he set out to find a new currency for his country. 1.2 billion subway tokens were found in a giant vault underneath the Hampton Subway headquarters in Hampton Bays. Since the country currently uses the dollar, he offered to swap $1.2 billion for the tokens, an offer that was gladly accepted, as the finances of the Hampton Subway System are in turmoil. The tokens will be the new currency in that up-and-coming country. President Alexander showered the adoring crowds that lined all the subway platforms with lychee nuts, as is the custom in Basinoba when a dignitary moves through a crowd. He and President Bush dedicated a marble statue of the two men arm in arm on the Westhampton Beach platform. At 3 p.m., President Alexander stopped briefly to enjoy a concert on the Amagansett platform given for him by the celebrated local rock group The Lone Sharks.


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The Sheltered Islander Sheltered Islander # 498 Wait Honey, Let Me Ax You Something... While driving to work this morning, some radio host was giving advice on how women can get men to listen to them. They advocated three rules: 1) Sit beside the man, not in front of him. Eye contact can be intimidating for men. They are more likely to open up if sitting beside you. 2) No distractions. Try to talk to him without radio, TV, or any other distractions. The reason is that men can’t multitask well. 3) Get to the point. When women build up to something, his mind wanders until he thinks you’re getting to the point. I think all three of these suggestions are excellent, especially the third one about getting to the point. I find that more women overexplain things to men. But the men don’t care. They want to know what you want, when you want it. I recall wanting my ex to paint a room for me. I tacked the color I selected to the wall with a note giving the deadline. I also made a note of the consequences. First, no cooking. Seond, no marital privileges. Third, I would take his fly-fishing equipment hostage. The room was painted the color I wanted on time without any nagging. I learned a valuable lesson. Don’t nag. They don’t hear it. Threaten to take away their toys instead. There are some other suggestions I have for communicating with men. Lasagna — Learn to make an excellent

lasagna. Feed him a big garlicky piece and he will listen to anything you say. Remember that the second piece usually puts them to sleep, so if you need to ask for money, wait until you’ve got him in that pasta stupor, you know, when he’s pasta all caring… Gift card to Lowe’s or Home Depot — If you need him to take you somewhere and he doesn’t want to go, get a Lowe’s or Home Depot gift card and sale catalog. Explain to him that after he takes you to your appointment or event, he can go to Home Depot on the way home and stay as long as he likes to look at all the lawn tractors, and barbecue equipment and new tools. I have never met a heterosexual man who can resist this. Tool shopping for them is like shoe shopping for us. There’s always room for a new tool. Sleep deprivation — I have a friend who liked to wait until she had her hubby alone on their boat to let him have it about some issue she had. She was getting nowhere, and he was putting in early rather than listen to her. I suggested she reverse course and make those day cruises a love-fest and not mention anything unpleasant. Just sail away on a sparkling sea.

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HAMPTON TRADITION XXXVIII — HAMPTON JITNEY By T.J. Clemente Since the ’70s, The Hampton Jitney has been a reliable mode of transportation between the Hamptons and New York City with almost clockwork timing. The concept of the Jitney was born during the Arab oil boycott in 1973, which caused a horrendous gas shortage and long lines at the gas pumps in the U.S. James Davidson, founder of the Hampton Jitney (he coined the name during a dinner party at artist Loren Dunlap’s Sagaponack home) originally intended to create a bike bus to ferry people and their bikes from Amagansett to Southampton College so that one could get about the Hamptons without a car. The trip to the city was almost an afterthought. Sisco Barnard, one of the original drivers when service began in 1974 with a handful of vans that seated 10 passengers, remembers the cost was $12 one way and $20 roundtrip to New York City. The Long Island Rail Road used all of its power and influences to ban the Jitney, but with help from the Group for the South Fork, Davidson prevailed. He even compared Jitney service to train service by saying it was like “a steamship to a jetliner.” Barnard



also remembers the first bus purchased in 1980, a 1966 Dodge Challenger with seating for 46 travelers. At the time, it seemed like a Boeing 747. It was vehicle model number 8 used by the Jitney, with the previous being GM vans. Just recently Hampton Jitney rolled out its “greenest coach yet,” number 110. After the Jitney’s first year, intra-Hampton service was suspended because it was not financially feasible, but the service to New York City became the staple of the Jitney’s suc-

cess. Barnard remembers some of the original passengers who rode the Jitney back and forth, including Lauren Bacall and George Plimpton. He recalled picking up passengers from a barn on Butter Lane and Davidson taking reservations from his kitchen. Back then, there were 33 drivers who were mostly part time. Now there are over 100 well-trained professional drivers. Always privately owned, J.Brent and Missy Lynch purchased the Hampton Jitney in the ‘80s. Today Geoffrey Lynch is president with family members Andrew, Stephanie and Peter also active in the company. Marketing Director for Hampton Jitney, Jennifer Friebely, said that both Davidson and the Lynch family have taken the Jitney “from a kitchen table business to one of the most successful businesses in the Hamptons.” While touting new Coach number 110 as the greenest coach ever, she said, “One fully occupied motor coach is 475% more fuel efficient than the most popular hybrid car.” Born from the first oil shortage, the Hampton Jitney now plays an integral part in conserving fuel and saving money. With gas currently priced at over $4 a gallon, and head(continued on next page)


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By Tiffany Razzano A trio of Southampton hotels – The Atlantic, The Bentley and The Capri – which make up about 40% of the area’s hotel stock, were put on the market last week. Combined, the hotels, which are all owned by Hamptons Resorts and Hospitality, offer visitors to the East End 49 suites and 84 rooms. The Capri also features the celebrity-studded Pink Elephant, a popular nightclub and restaurant during the summer season. David Waksman, HRH’s majority stakeholder for about 10 years, says he is open to any creative deal that could take the properties to the next level. The hotels could be sold individually, or as a package. And Waksman is even open to the idea of staying on as a partner, or simply as a consultant. “I just left it open to see what people were interested in doing,” he said. While it’s just as likely the three properties could remain hotels, Waksman envisions a number of possibilities for them. The Capri, with the major draw of its on-site nightclub, could be turned into a private club, while the Bentley, which has 40 rooms, each 750 square feet, is ripe for condo conversion or senior living, he says. He’s also considered merging with other local hotel owners, deals with developers interested in converting them into condo-

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AUTHOR READS CHAPTERS IN THE HAMPTONS A Rendezvous at the Gazebo This week, author Dan Rattiner takes his new book and microphone to two Montauk locations, to read chapters from In the Hamptons: My Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and


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companies to smaller, local ones to celebrities. He said he’s also heard from Las Vegas hotel operators looking to create a clientele base on the East Coast. Waksman says the first round of bidding will begin on June 5. If he receives a proposal that he likes, the capital restructure of the sale could be completed before the summer is over. With bookings lined up for the summer and as a sponsor of the Hampton Classic, he stresses that none of these or any other

events would be affected. He’s also wary of negative media attention touting that the sale and possible conversion of his hotels will have a detrimental effect on the area’s thriving tourist business, as visitors will find it difficult to find a place to stay. “I’m not sure it’s really going to change that much,” he said, adding that prior to the existence of hotels on the East End, visitors would simply stay with friends – very good friends.

A concept that was born at a 1973 Sagaponack dinner party has evolved into the most reliable option for traveling between the Hamptons and New York City. Driver Barnard watched things happen from the beginning, and now still in the Jitney’s employ, he watches the Lynch family run the concept of fuel-efficient travel at the highest level. The tradition of taking the Hampton Jitney is not only con-

venient, but also environmentally friendly. The Hampton Jitney runs almost hourly, seven days a week, and a live reservationist can be reached at 631-283-4600 from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. seven days a week. Bookings are now available 24 hours a day via — quite an evolution from the phone calls taken on Davidson’s kitchen phone.

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for The Atlantic, $1.4 million for The Capri and $2 million for the Bentley. “When I first bought them 10 years ago, they all laughed at me,” he said. “They said, ‘No one will ever stay at a motel in the Hamptons.’ I proved them very wrong, very quickly.” So far, he has received more than 100 calls regarding the properties, which are listed exclusively by Massey Knakal, a Manhattanbased real estate firm. Those interested have ranged from internationally known hotel


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on the East End when the going price is somewhere around $8,500 for two weeks? But with all the fun comes all the controversy. Complaints about these sometimes sardinepacked rental houses are not new. In 2003, in true “COPS” fashion, a half-dozen officers armed with search warrants busted into a sixbedroom share house in East Quogue. Outside the house, more than 30 people with bloodshot eyes and wearing clothes from the night before, had poured out onto the front lawn, yawning or zoned out on mattresses. Partying and living at a share house in the Hamptons is as much a tradition as clams on the half-shell but the high demand for a “spot

other sites for everyone to see. Currently, in both East Hampton and Southampton, the maximum occupancy for any given house is no more than four unconnected adults but this year, Southampton is now requiring a permit for rental housing and so far they haven’t gotten many applications, only 117 according to Cheryl Kraft, Southampton’s fire marshal. And just like there’s a list of reasons why you should “pick this house” in one particular Craigslist ad, which include “alcohol, breakfast, BBQ’s, basketball courts, reduced price at clubs, lifelong friendships, meet the person of your dreams, 100 yards to the beach, jet skis, affordable, need I say more?” Southampton town officials also have a list – a top 100 repeat

offender list, that is. Kraft mentioned that the town would start visiting houses on that list as soon as the season starts. But there’s one important catch — if no complaint has been filed against the house, then there’s no legal reason for an officer to go to the property. Without a warrant, the occupants’ permission is needed for an officer to enter the house and in many cases a warrant is hard to come by. The traditional escape from New York City begins this weekend and town officials seem to be walking a thin line between the private business of owners renting their properties and the “animal houses” that some places become. Neighbor, friend or foe, keep it safe and keep it quiet – it’s a world wide web out there.

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By David Lion Rattiner First they took away the ability to smoke a cigar in The Cigar Bar in Sag Harbor. That was just a few years ago, when the smoking ban was enforced on Long Island. There were few complaints about this ban back then, because, after all, smoking could kill you. I have been going to Cigar Bar for almost five years, and last week’s report that local law enforcement and Town officials are voicing an interest to shut down the bar because it’s a nuisance got my attention. The Sag Harbor Village Board and Sag Harbor Police Department have had it with all of the shenanigans that the crowd at Cigar Bar causes, and unanimously voted to recommend to the State Liquor Authority that the bar’s liquor license should not be renewed. They have good reason to be upset and make this recommendation. For whatever reason, in the last couple of years, the bar has attracted people who get arrested. The police are tired of having to deal with the crimes, which range from fistfights outside the bar to larceny inside the bar. Can you blame them for being upset and viewing the Cigar Bar as the problem? Of course not. Police officers have a very difficult job to do. They deal with everything you could possibly imagine (and can’t imagine), including disorderly people at Cigar Bar, and they want action to be taken. I can tell you that unruly people are a small

part of the patrons who go to Cigar Bar, which has always drawn a huge mix of people, from young to old, black to white, straight to gay and rich to not so rich. The bar celebrates our differences. It isn’t a “local” bar, or a “yuppie” bar or a “college” bar. This bar is an “everybody” bar. And that is something that I’ve always liked about it. The owner is Arlene Furer, who can always be spotted at the bar talking to the regulars and enjoying the business. She is angry that there are a few troublemakers at her bar who have been causing such a problem with the Village Board and police. She is completely distraught that the Village is so upset that they want her to shut down the bar. She doesn’t want to give up the business that she started over a decade ago. She has a connection with

the community of Sag Harbor and wants to work together with the police to stop this problem. In response to the negative attention received by the Cigar Bar, Furer hired fulltime bodyguards who were instructed to enforce a dress code in hopes of keeping criminal behavior out of the bar. The bar still remained popular even with the dress code and incidents still occurred. There is also an issue of use, because the bar originally opened up as cigar retail, but grew into a bar when the smoking ban was enforced. Drinking at the bar was an accessory use, which has generally been overlooked. The police force is not blaming the few people who can’t control themselves, but the bar itself for their behavior, citing that the bar is mismanaged and no longer should have a liquor license. This new view on the bar has many people who really like the establishment and enjoy the atmosphere feeling sad. “By shutting down the Cigar Bar, they are letting criminals win. We should be intolerant of the criminals, not of the bar itself,” says Shannon Flaherty, a former bartender at Cigar Bar who is now settling down in preparation for raising her first child. “It’s a popular bar and draws people and money into Sag Harbor.” Furer is asking for a chance to prove herself this season by preventing criminal activity inside her bar through the use of more bouncers, different music and stricter rules.

Welcome to the Season of “The First” By Barbara Ascher Whatever it is, it’s happening again. Nature’s thrust and pull against gravity. The daffodils droop. They’ve had their moment in the sun only to be overshadowed by second wives, lilacs and lilies. Once again, redbud sets about its absurd mission of being a bawdy beauty in spite of a misnomer (the buds are purple) and stubbornly rebellious ways. Why bother blooming from stems when it can shoot its blossoms directly from the branch? Head seaward and you’ll spy white-frocked beach plum bushes dancing on the dunes. Drive the stretch of Route 27 when it leaves the Getty and aims for Ocean Avenue and you’ll sense something akin to yearning as tree branches above your head reach for one another across the highway. You can almost hear the sighs. The copper beeches rising against time on the front lawn of the White House across from East Hampton’s brood of swans; the dogwood dotting thickets, the pace at Village Hardware where demands for mowers and weed killers all attest to this insistence. Nature’s on the prowl. To watch the quickened stride, the ready smile, the enthusiastic greeting is to be reminded that we too, are part of nature, responding to something beyond our compre-

keeping track of a new, large, not yet unruly brood. Out in Amagansett, children sprawl on the grass, as their parents wait for tables at the Clam Bar and their first taste of lobster roll. At this time of year, everything seems like the “first.” Spring could be renamed “First” for all our jubilant reports of spying “the first oriole!” And tasting “the first Halsey asparagus!” Like all first times, we won’t forget it. Until next season when it will again seem like “the first.” It’s a kind of rejuvenating virginity. It should be bottled and marketed.

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hension and control. Call it spring, call it the beginning of The Season, or face the fact that this time of year is always a mystery and always a wonder. To witness the similarities between ourselves and the “natural” world which we mistake as something “other” you need only go for ribs and beer at Turtle Crossing and watch owner Nancy Singer flit from table to table, periodically perching first here, then there to be reminded of a pollinating hummingbird. Watch Michael Nolan care for his evening Fresno diners and you’ll see a mother duck

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Yesterday, the Hampton Subway System filed an application with the Southampton Town Building Department to tear down its headquarters in order to remove 1.2 billion subway tokens from a vault under that building. There apparently is no other way to get the tokens out of there. After the building is torn down, the Hampton Subway System will move to a temporary headquarters in a small house in Quogue. After the tokens are removed, the old headquarters building, built in 1937, will be rebuilt as before. Objections were raised by residents of Hampton Bays who live near the headquarters, saying that if approved, this would create a huge amount of dust and noise that

could keep them up at night and destroy their quality of life for as long as a year. The Hampton Bays Historical Society filed an objection, saying that tearing down a historic building, constructed in the brutal but celebrated fascist-style prevalent in Germany at that time, would not be the same if it were simply rebuilt. They want all the stones tagged and saved, and then the building rebuilt with the same material. Meanwhile protesters from Quogue demonstrated in front of the current headquarters, bearing signs reading, “NO WHOO WHOOO in QUOGUE PLEASE.” COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S

WEEKLY MESSAGE We wish to thank our ruler, President Alexander, for graciously allowing us to adore him on May 20 here in his subway system. He is a delight. And I had a wonderful lunch with him and Condoleezza at noon. Condoleezza is a delight, too. As cleanup proceeds, with our service people chasing down every last lychee nut and rose petal in the system, I am taking a few days in Cancun to get some well-needed sun after my terrifying one-month long experience on Death Row. Believe me, I will follow the letter of the law from this time forward and forever more. No more stealing for me. I’m done. That was it. You betcha.

Southampton Hospital is Halfway There By Tiffany Razzano People who are insured by Empire Blue Cross Blue Shield will be covered at Southampton Hospital and Eastern Long Island Hospital in Greenport through August 2009, according to the new contract between the hospitals and the insurance provider. The previous contract was set to expire on June 1. Negotiations between the hospitals, as well as Peconic Bay Medical Center in Riverhead, and the insurance company Oxford are still underway. Oxford’s contract will terminate June 6. Should that contract terminate, policyholders in the area would be able to access the hospitals on an emergency basis, but would have to find another option for non-emergency matters. The three hospitals have been negotiating together, under the name the Peconic Health Corporation, in order to strengthen their negotiating power. The hospitals and the insurance company remain optimistic that an agreement can be reached prior to Oxford’s June 6 termination date.

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But she was also interested in retiring the typical Ford Explorer SUVs and buying fuel-economizing hybrids. Any appliances to be purchased by the Southampton Town would also have to be energy efficient, and any town-built projects would need to be economical in terms of energy consumption. Sometimes the changes needed are simple. East Hampton Town has reorganized its heating and lighting systems to automatically cool down and darken when parts of the building are not in use. A simple measure perhaps, but the savings add up day after day, week after week. One of the most reassuring and yet least trumpeted of all changes made by local governments is that the Village of Southampton now uses only organic practices on all its green spaces. Tom Rewinsky heads up this department in the Village and has learned a lot about the latest organic techniques by attending classes at the Lyceum, a not-for-profit seminar held in Westhampton that focuses on organic methods. It has produced numerous graduates, called Green Guerillas. “It’s simple really,” Rewinsky said. “Less is better as far as what you use. For maybe more than five years now we have had an organic program. Insecticides and chemicals are not used on schools and public properties.” Rewinsky has worked with the Suffolk County Water Authority, which has a stake in the issue, too. Because the SCWA is interested in minimizing irrigation and keeping chemicals and water-soluble nitrogen fertilizers from leaching into the ground water, it has provided guidelines for environmentally conscious lawn care. All the fertilizers used on Village properties are organic, and Rewinsky finds that these types of lawn food are no more expensive than conventional fertilizers because less is needed. “Once you get a garden or lawn set up without chemicals your soil biology becomes more balanced. The Little League fields are all organic. Dandelion here, dandelion there, I have trained myself to like them.” Bob Gianos is a developer who agrees with the concept of creating healthy living environments. In the course of constructing his much discussed project at the intersection of Wyckapogue and Old Town roads in Southampton Village, he also instituted some of the cutting edge green concepts that Schneiderman and others would like to see more of here on the East End. The magnificent trees that he has planted in homage to Wyandanch Lane, which itself was planted by the very Mr. Rogers the Library is named after, have all been top dressed with compost and fed with bio-dynamically treated compost teas to build up the soil life. They are matched for size, placed to create a canopy

overhead that creates shade and allows views and breezes through. Eventually the watering system will be turned off. The re-creation of a native meadow along Old Town Road is made up of local varieties of plants that were specified with the advice of local meadow specialist Brian Kluge. Gianos wants to use local sourcing to minimize shipping for this material. The plan calls for over 175 blueberry bushes whose fruit will actually be safe to eat – the proposed homeowners association, which will maintain the common grounds, will have an organic maintenance program. Over 40 landscape chemicals that are harmful to human health or the environment will be banned from use on the property. Landscape companies that will eventually service the homes to be built within the project will have to sign a contract stating that they agree to those terms. The new homebuilders in Gianos’s project will be given information booklets about drought-tolerant plants and options for long term environmentally friendly practices like

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THE STARLIGHT BALL The 5th annual Starlight Ball benefiting the Ross School Scholarship Foundation honored the Friedrich Family and the JAF Foundation. The event, co-chaired by Anne Hearst McInerney and Jay McInerney, had everyone dancing to the sounds of CHIC featuring Nile Rodgers.

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MEET THE 2008 TONY NOMINEES Whoopi Goldberg set to host this year's Tony Awards, which will be televised live from Radio City Music Hall on CBS Sunday June 15, came out to meet the 2008 nominees at the Hilton in NYC, where many notables from the Hamptons were on hand to meet the press and collect their nominations.


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“CELEBRATION OF LIFE” The American Cancer Society honored Diana K. Feldman with their Humanitarian Award at their event at the St. Regis Hotel. Ms. Feldman has been a 32-year volunteer and a Chairman of the Volunteer Special Events Committee. Lots of Hamptons familiar faces were there to lend their support. Anne Hampton Calloway gave a special performance to the crowd.

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The Old Mill Inn Goes Green The Old Mill Inn Has An Incredible History, Great Food And Is Good To The Environment By Eugenia Bartell Driving along Sound Avenue from Wading River to Mattituck, a road that the North Fork residents call “the old road,” you will experience one of Long Island’s most beautiful, pastoral regions as you pass by pastures, fields, farms, nurseries, orchards and wineries. You will also pass the McCombe family’s famous Briermere Farms. You will see old houses in which you envision kitchens cooking up fruits of the land and you will have delicious thoughts along this peaceful stretch of countryside where the early, quiet, unhurried spring mornings might be interrupted by a tractor or other farm machine, operated by a hard-working farmer. These men and women are ever planting and attending their fields and dreaming of the harvest to come. When the road widens at Mattituck, a left turn will take you to the inlet, where nestled between the Mattituck Inlet Marina and Captain Bob’s Fishing Fleet, you will find the Old Mill Inn, perched over an estuary in this pristine corner of Long Island. Originally a gristmill constructed in 1812, it was praised as “a relatively rare engineering structure.” In 1902 the mill was sold for $300 and converted into a tavern and during Prohibition. Its “drop door” was eagerly visited by boats to collect the “hooch” during low tides. Legend tells us of a beer guzzling pet monkey who died here in the bathroom tower and of Clark Gable and Carol Lombard’s romantic interludes and booze. Several owners have enjoyed operating the inn,

regaling in its history and charismatic guests. A few years ago, an amazing group of entrepreneurial professionals searching for a business project happened to spot the Old Mill Inn from the water, decided to dock and stayed for a serendipitous dinner. Decisions were made, contracts were drawn, and in short order they purchased the inn. Since 2006 Barbara Pepe and Bia Lowe are the two gals of the group who run the day-to-day operation. Today the historic inn specializes in what is called New American Cuisine. Local seafood, vegetables, fruits and wines are on the menu, and yes, there are fabulous steaks, too. Three dining areas, including the cozy bar with its original fireplace and spindle that turned the mill’s wheat and its beams, decorated with carvings of names and initials dating from 1881 is a charming retreat. The indoor dining room, reminiscent of a grand old motor yacht and the spacious deck overlooking the inlet’s myriad of boats and wild life exude old world grace and a new global focus. What makes The Old Mill Inn innovative is its commitment to the Slow Food evolution. A group that began in the late 1980s in Rome who were against “fast foods” and believe that everyone has a right to the pleasures of eating good, clean, fair food. It is their eco-gastronomy belief that recognizes the strong connection between plate and planet. To be able to eat food that tastes good and is produced in a clean way that doesn’t harm the environment, animal welfare or our health is their main focus. On June 29th The Old

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SATURDAY NIGHT – King Cut Prime Rib Night – A generous sized king cut of prime rib roasted to perfection. Served with soup or salad $19.95 Complete dinner includes choice of soup or salad $19.95



THURSDAYS – Lobster Night – A complete platter with 1lb. Lobster, clams, mussels, Polishtown kielbasa, corn on the cob, corn bread, cole slaw and drawn butter. Includes soup Includes choice of soup or salad. Said to be the best lobster deal on the East End $19.95


MONDAY - FRIDAY – Early Bird Dinners – From 3 - 7 P.M. Complete dinner includes dessert $14.95



To Manhattan Mon thru Fri — — — — 6:00 6:10 6:15 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:45 6:50 6:55



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This trip arrives approximately 20 minutes earlier on Saturday and Sunday. On select trips, North Fork passengers may be required to transfer in Manorville. The “Greenporter” Non-stop service to and from Greenport, available Eastbound on Friday; Westbound on Sunday.

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with Lenn Thompson

The Best of Brooklyn Uncorked With just its second incarnation wrapping up last Wednesday night, Brooklyn Uncorked has already solidified its status as the premier Long Island wine event of the year. With 30 wineries pouring at BAMCafe in Brooklyn, there isn’t a better way to taste over 100 Long Island wines in a matter of a few hours. And this year’s event was much better than last year’s — which was already great. This year, in addition to all those local wines, organizers invited a handful of local breweries, a couple of cheese shops, and several restaurants and other food vendors, making for a much more complete taste of “local.” Now if only they’d intersperse the food with the wine, instead of housing them on different floors. Hopefully next year. With so many great drinks and eats, it’d be silly of me to highlight all of the ones that struck me, but here are a few of the best and most interesting finds. Ever heard of Bouke’ the North Fork’s newest producer? Neither had I until I spotted their unfamiliar labels from across the room. Don’t feel bad though, Bouke’s founder, Brooklyite Lisa Donneson used Brookyn Uncorked as her label’s coming out party, pouring a dry rose and white table blend. She expects to release her lone red, a blend, in the winter. Bouke’, pronounced the way bouquet is, aims to make affordable wines that can be opened any night of the week. Donneson thinks that wine should be an “everyday pleasure for the senses.” Gilles Martin, formerly of Martha Clara Vineyards, makes the wines. He also

consults at Sherwood, House Vineyards and Sparkling Point. The rose ($15), a blend of cabernet sauvignon and merlot, is satisfying and certainly seasonally appropriate. The white ($18), a mélange of chardonnay, pinot gris, sauvignon blanc and Gewurztraminer is floral and citrusy. It seems best suited to ocean- or pool-side duty. Another wine that impressed for less than $20 was Martha Clara Vineyards’ 2007 Pinot Grigio ($16). Fresh, clean and citrusy, it’s a darn near perfect summer sipper. Don’t expect the same boring lemon-water flavors of cheap Italian pinot grigio though. This one has more depth and mouthfeel. New winemaker Juan MicieliMartinez’s attention to details—both in the vineyard and in the winery—in this, his first release at Martha Clara. His 2007 Viognier isn’t released yet, but it’s a definite improvement on the last vintage as well. One of the more interesting wines of the afternoon came from Roanoke Vineyards. Their 2005 Blend One (NA) won’t be released for a while, but it features 52% Malbec (the 04 bottling is heavy on cabernet franc). That Malbec dominates the nose with plum and anise, but by blending it with merlot, cabernet sauvignon and cabernet franc, some of the heavy, tar-like flavors sometimes associated with

Malbec are smoothed out. Red production was a little low for Roanoke in 2004, but this is a wine worth keeping an eye out for. Two more reds from 2005, a meritage-style blend and a merlot, were also impressive at the Osprey’s Dominion Vineyards table. Because man cannot live on wine alone, there were several beers on tap that I’ll be looking for as well. Southampton Ales & Lagers is making some of the best beers in the country and their new batch of Abbot 12—and Abbey-stye dark ale—is filled with fig, dried fruit and caramelized sugar flavors. At 10% ABV, this isn’t a beer to guzzle. Pour it in a snifter or even a wine glass, let it warm a bit out of the fridge, and savor it over the course of an evening. Another favorite beer of the night was Sixpoint’s Righteous Rye Ale. Extremely earthy and malty, it’s extremely complex with grassy, herbal and rye notes—and plenty of hop character. Sixpoint is making some great stuff in Brooklyn, but they don’t bottle much of their beer. Look for it at bars and on tap at better beer stores. If you didn’t make it to Brooklyn Uncorked this year, make sure you go next year. For $50, attendees ate and drank very, very well.

North Fork Events FRIDAY, MAY 23 HOMEGROWN STRING BAND- 7 p.m.— Homegrown String Band performs acoustic music in American folk tradition using unique instrumentation, percussive flatfoot dancing and more. Free. 631-477-0660. NFCT PRESENTS GYPSY- 8 p.m. Gypsy,’ hit musical with book by Arthur Laurents, music by Jule Styne and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim. Based on memoirs of famous striptease artist Gypsy Rose Lee and her “mother of all stage mothers,” Rose. Tickets: $15. Tickets: $55. 631-7225143, 631-298-6328.

SATURDAY, MAY 24 SPRING ART EXHIBITION- 10 a.m.-4 p.m.: Spring

art exhibition and sale hosted by Oysterponds Historical Society features paintings, photographs, drawings and sculpture by North Fork artists; at Janet T. Swanson Gallery, Old Point School House, Orient. 631-323-2480. DeCORVA STUDIO- 5-8 p.m.: Salud! Here’s To Your Health benefit for Hudson River HealthCare at deCorva Studio & Gallery, Greenport, features paintings, photography and sculpture. Exhibit runs through June 29. 631477-0620. GARDEN CLUB PLANT SALE- From 8:30 a.m.12:30 p.m.—Southold Town Garden Club plant sale at Silversmith’s Corner, Main Road and Youngs Avenue, Southold. Sales of annuals, perennials and herbs benefit club’s scholarship fund. 631-477-8260. NFCT PRESENTS GYPSY- 8 p.m. Gypsy,’ hit musical with book by Arthur Laurents, music by Jule Styne and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim. Based on memoirs of famous striptease artist Gypsy Rose Lee and her “mother of all stage mothers,” Rose. Tickets: $15. Tickets: $55. 631-7225143, 631-298-6328. HORTON POINT LIGHTHOUSE OPEN- From 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m.: Horton Point Lighthouse, Lighthouse Road, Southold, opens for season. Hours: 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m., all Memorial Day weekend, then Saturday and Sunday through Columbus Day. 631-765-5500.

SUNDAY, MAY 25 RIVERHEAD’S STREET PAINTING FESTIVALNoon-5 p.m.: EEAC’s 12th annual Community Mosaic Street Painting Festival on its grounds and along Main Street in Riverhead. OYSTERPONDS HISTORICAL SOCIETY- From 10 a.m.-4 p.m.: Spring art exhibition and sale hosted by Oysterponds Historical Society features paintings, photographs, drawings and sculpture by North Fork artists; at Janet T. Swanson Gallery, Old Point School House, Orient. 631-323-2480.

NFCT PRESENTS GYPSY- 2:30 p.m. Gypsy,’ hit musical with book by Arthur Laurents, music by Jule Styne and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim. Based on memoirs of famous striptease artist Gypsy Rose Lee and her “mother of all stage mothers,” Rose. Tickets: $15. Tickets: $55. 631-722-5143, 631-298-6328. LONG ISLAND SCIENCE CENTER- From 11 a.m.4 p.m.: Frogs at Long Island Science Center, 11 West Main St., Riverhead; “dissect” frog from replica, make frog sounds, do frog puzzle, read about frogs in the rainforest and create frog friends to take home. Admission: adults, $2; children, $5. 631-208-8000,

ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. RussL’HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 7272072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-13-77.

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One Fabulous Winery Eric Fry Talks To Us About Lenz Winery And Their Spectacular Wine This Summer By Debbie Tuma Located in the heart of the North Fork vineyards, in Peconic, Lenz Winery was opened in 1983 by former owner Peter Lenz. He planted the first crop of grapes in 1978, and later sold the vineyard to Peter Carroll in 1988. In 1989, winemaker Eric Fry started, and he has been creating the fine Lenz label ever since. “I try to make the best possible wines, by tasting the grapes and using my 30 years of wine experience to perfect this process,” said Fry, who prefers the European-style wines to the California ones. “I like the European style wines that are fruit-for-

ward, which means the first thing you taste is the fruit, as opposed to the California wines, which often have an oak taste first.” Of the many wines sold at the Lenz Winery, he said Merlot is the primary red wine, since these grapes grow and ripen best in their vineyards. “I tend to make a long-aging wine, that is ready to drink when opened,” he said. Fry is now releasing his 2002-2002 wines that have been aged for five years, “because wine improves with age,” he said. He is also selling his Cabernet Sauvignon, which is bright, fruity and soft. The Lenz white wines include their famous Gewurztraminer, which in German means “spicy grape,” and this wine has a zestiness about it. Their other white wine, the Chardonnay, comes in three styles. The first style is their White Label Chardonnay, which is a crisp, fresh and light Chablis-style. The second style is their Gold Label Chardonnay, which is very oaky and rich. The third style is their Old Vine Chardonnay, which is a balanced blend of these two styles, and is well integrated. Lenz also has a champagne-style sparkling wine called, simply, “Bubbly.” Lenz Winery, which is one of about 40 on the North Fork, is unique in that it is an “estate winery,” which means they grow their own grapes, and they do not buy or sell grapes. It has some of the most mature vines of the region, and the staff micro-manages each vine, to make the best wine of their exacting standards. “Most wineries buy and sell grapes, but we do not—we grow the best possible grapes to get the best wines we can get,” explained Fry, whose extensive wine experience began at Mondavi Vineyard in California, took him to France and Australia, and then continued back at Jordan Winery in California.

Before coming to the North Fork, he worked upstate at Dr. Frank’s Vinifera Wine Cellars in the Finger Lakes region. When asked how the climate affects the grapes on the North Fork, Fry said, “We tend to have a cool climate here, which means the grapes ripen slowly in the fall, creating a fruity wine. But this year so far, we’ve had cooler temperatures than usual, which have been in the 60’s rather than the 70s, so we are now hoping for some sun. Although it’s been a slow start, I’m sure the sun we get this summer should

still make our crop a good one for the fall.” Fry invites the public to come to Lenz Vineyard for their regular wine tastings of all his fine wines. They are open daily from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., from Memorial Day through Columbus Day, and then their hours change for the fall/winter season. This summer they will be having several Merlot and Chardonnay tastings events, as well as the popular D. Rosengarten grilling class. They also do weddings. For more information, check their website at


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Yeee-Haww! Sip... Old Field Farm Offering A Wine Tour Through The North Fork On Horseback So you want to ride horses through the North Fork while stopping at all of the vineyards do you? Well we have something that you absolutely must do. You are not going to want to miss the fifth Annual Old Field Farm Vineyard Ride. Old Field Farm is an historic Suffolk County Park located in Stony Brook and each spring they host a Vineyard Ride to raise funds to restore and operate the farm. Participants must pre-register and prepay to ride and participate in the wine tasting at the 3 vineyards. The ride will visit: Martha Clara, Paumanok,

and Jamesport Vineyards. The trail ride and tasting will start at 10 a.m. and last for approximately 3 hours. There will be a luncheon after that on the lovely grounds of Martha Clara Vineyards. At the luncheon there will be an art auction of the works from The Long Island Plein Air Painters Society. As you ride painters will be be painting the beautiful vistas so you can auction for them after the ride. How cool is that. Bring a check if you wish to participate in the art auction and bring home a painting to make for a lasting memory of the day.

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You are gonna want to sign up for this event as soon as possible because this opportunity will be limited to 100 equestrians. Family and friends may “hilltop” (registering without a horse) and will have an opportunity to participate by car if they wish. A preregistration period will be open to NSHA and Old Field Farm Members. Registration to the general public will open after April 15, depending on availability. Please make sure you are available for both May 31 and June 1st as we have ended up using the rain date in previous years. There will be no refund for attendees who cannot attend. In the interest of safety for all participants, it is strongly recommend that horses be familiar with trail riding and riders with trail etiquette. Unruly horses and or riders may be excused from the field without refund. Mounting blocks will be available at each vineyard for those who wish to dismount. You will taste several wines at each vineyard and you may remain on horseback to do so. Water will be available for horses and riders at each tasting stop. ASTM protective headgear is strongly recommended and a release form must be signed before departure. Hill toppers (those on foot) may follow the horses on foot and/or make arrangements to use vehicles. Riders often look for exotic trips to Europe to book trips to ride and explore the European Countryside. Many of these vacation packages involve traveling through wine country and riding from vineyard to vineyard. Why not explore from home? Shutterbugs are welcome to photograph this event. The beauty of Long Island’s North Shore landscape, the vineyards, horses and people should serve as interesting subject material. The tickets are $95 per person, are non-refundable and include a light breakfast, wine tasting at each Vineyard followed by a sumptuous gourmet luncheon. Once payment is received you will receive a confirmation letter with additional details. If you want to do this, write a check made out to Old Field Farm, Ltd. The fee for Hill toppers, relatives and friends who would just like to attend the lunch and art auction is $50. Wine will be available for purchase at each vineyard. For additional information contact: Old Field Farm at 631-246-8983.

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North Fork Dining Log Porto Bello- An elegant restaurant, Porto Bello operates in the genuine European style of hospitality. The menu is all-Italian and offers something for everyone - pasta, veal chicken and seafood. There are homemade Italian desserts, and a extensive wine list. Early bird specials; off premise catering; take out is available. 1410 Manhasset Avenue at Brewers Stirling Harbor Marina 631-477-1515 The Bay View Inn and Restaurant- Located in South Jamesport boasts a charming country inn setting for delicious lunches and dinners featuring the best and freshest local ingredients. 631-722-2659. Blackwell’s- This wonderful steakhouse in Wading River serves amazing appetizers such as the Carpaccio of Beef with shaved truffles and Frisee salad or the Great Rock Chopped Salad. They also offer, besides the world’s greatest cuts of steak, an excellent choice of fish and seafood. A great spot to enjoy the good life after a game of golf. They also offer catering. Blackwell’s is a fixture in its class. Located in Wading River. 631-929-1800 or visit The Restaurant at Four Doors Down- Provides a warm and welcoming country atmosphere specializing in authentic Italian, German and continental cuisine. Well known for great food and reasonable prices. Private party room is perfect for special functions. Main Road, Mattituck (across from the Waldbaum’s Shopping Center) 631-298-8311. The Jamesport Manor Inn- Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850’s Gothic Revival Mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, expertly prepared, each dish is infused with excitement, sophistication and pure artistry. Menu is complemented by an extensive wine list, carefully selected, featuring wines from the east

and west coasts, the Mediterranean and down under. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500, email or visit Buoy One – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737. Old Mill Inn- Fine waterfront dining in an unspoiled corner of Long Island, serving frest ingredients from local waters and farms. Open Wednesday through Monday. 631-2988080. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck. Parto’s – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, caféé. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Oldstyle, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrees, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. Call 631-727-4828. Tweed’s Restaurant and Buffalo Bar – Oldest restaurant & hotel on the North Fork. Famous for their buffalo steaks. Open seven days: lunch & din-

ner, 11 a.m. - closing. Live jazz & blues. Call for reservations. Located at the famous J.J. Sullivan Hotel, 17 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631-208-3151. Chowder Pot Pub - A Greenport tradition for almost 30 Years, featuring the North Fork’s best steaks, prime rib and seafood. Spectacular views of the Harbor from the Boardwalk Bar and the outside deck add to your dining experience. Live entertainment Saturday night and Sunday afternoon. Open 7 Days Lunch and Dinner. 102 3rd Street, Greenport 631-477-1345. Legends- Sophisticated new American dishes prepared by an imaginative chef. Eclectic menu with some Asian influences. Zagat-rated! Down by the water in quaint historic New Suffolk. Heart of North Fork’s wine country. Sipping tequilas, single-malt scotches & over 200 craft beers. Open 7 days a week, year-round for lunch and dinner. 835 First Street, New Suffolk. 631-734-5123 A Touch of Venice- A Touch of Venice offers fine dining in a casual waterfront setting. Our cuisine is prepared with fresh local produce and seafood, and Italian specialties. We have a large wine list with an emphasis on Long Island and regional Italian wines. Located in the Mat-a-Mar Marina (come by boat). 631298-5851. 2255 Wickham Ave., Mattituck.

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The British Navy, War And Orient You Would Not Believe How Much History Sits At The End Of The North Fork By T.J. Clemente The North Fork is so very rich with history. Most of it precedes the 1900s. Orient Point, which is the most eastern point of the North Fork, was a landing place for Indians commuting between Connecticut and Long Island. The Indians that dwelled on that outermost section of the North Fork were called the Poquatuck. It was with this tribe that deals were made to buy many of the hamlets of the Town of Southold back in the mid 1600s. During those days, Orient was actual-

ly called Oysterponds because of the large shellfish ponds that are still there to this day. The famous five families that received much of their land grant from the British throne were names such as King, Terry, Vail, Latham and Tuthill. Of course they also had to deal with the Poquatucks. Nearby Marion was named in 1836 to honor local native General Francis Marion, who fought during the American Revolution. It was during this era that the British Navy set sail with the evacuated British troops from Boston and settled on

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the South Fork, mostly in Sag Harbor, which was a busy whaling port by then. The British used Orient as a staging area to launch attacks on many Connecticut coastal towns where some colonists from Long Island had fled. One of the first official battles of the American Revolution pitched a raiding party sent by General George Washington to where the Plum Island lighthouse now stands to intercept British cattle raiding parties; of course the colonial troops were routed and fled via Orient Point. In fact, after Benedict Arnold escaped the West Point fiasco and a traitor’s hanging, he served as a British general operating out of Orient, or Oysterponds as it was known then. The Village Lane Tavern in Orient, once the home of the founding Vail family served as Benedict Arnold’s headquarters during the Revolution. Because of the notoriety of Oyster Bay during the Theodore Roosevelt Presidency, the residents of Oysterponds changed the name to Orient, associating itself with the notoriety of Orient Point. Twenty-six years before the revolution, Benjamin Franklin himself, on a commission from the British governor of New York stationed in Riverhead, laid down Postal markers from Riverhead to Orient Point, many that still stand today. There is no doubt he marveled at the view from Orient Point, probably the same way the many visitors who visit the park annually still do to this day. After the war, the federal government was located downtown in New York City. Thomas Jefferson and James Madison shared a coach that stopped in Mattituck at the historic tavern on their way to Orient Point. During the war of 1812 the British War Fleet returned and tried to blockade the Sound. However, when they tried to come ashore they were repelled on the docks of Sag Harbor by men led by a local American officer named Vail. However, it was a menacing sight to see the mighty British War frigates off the Long Island shores. Although Sag Harbor was shelled, there are no accurate reports of Orient being shelled. It may have been these events that led to the construction of Fort Tyler at the tip of Gardiner’s Bay and Block Island Sound. The Plum Island Lighthouse stands on land purchased by the United States government from Richard Jerome for $90 in 1826. The rough stoned lighthouse was completed in 1827. The legend is that any house built in the town of Orient since World War II is called a new house. Concerning the ferries, in 1798 the State of New York passed a law giving a twenty year lease to all steam ferries to be operated in the waters of New York to the Livingston and Fulton families. However cross sound ferry service did not actually start until the 1930s. Now thousands drive out to Orient point to be whisked away by ferry to New London Connecticut, saving hours of driving and perhaps tanks of gas.

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Dan’s Papers Wine Guide Editor Goes To...

Photography: Beverlea Walz Layout design: Nicole Caruso

Best of Long Island’s Wines A Benefit Dinner At Saint Gabriel’s Spiritual Center, Shelter Island On Saturday evening a benefit dinner was held at Saint Gabriel’s retreat on beautiful Coecles Harbor. The weather was perfect and the setting a spectacular stage for local wines poured by winemakers Roman Roth (Wolffer Estate and Grapes of Roth) and Jim Waters (Waters Crest Winery). An excellent fourcourse dinner was prepared by Rachel and Rich

Fraser, owners of Shelter Island’s Sunflower Marketplace. The event was generously underwritten by Penelope Moore, Senior VP of The Corcoran Group. Theresa Andrew, Director of Development at St. Gabes, was extremely pleased with the turnout. “It was a remarkable evening,” she said. It was indeed. – Susan Whitney Simm, Wine Guide Editor


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1.Arthur Springer, Ann Marie Seddio, Linda Springer, Vincent Seddio 2.Kimber Eaton, Penelope Moore 3.Theresa Andrew, Dir. Of Development & Father Christopher Cleary, St. Gabe’s 4.Diane & Hap Bowditch Jr. 5.Peter Williamson, Barbara Ludemann 6.Pat & Ted Zielinski 7.Debre Demers, John Skovron 8.Ed Barr, Dr. Edgar & Bonnie Grunwaldt, Nancy Barr 9.Sean & Erin McLean, Jack & Mary Anne Hanlon with Hans (front) 10.Colette & John Roe 11.Phyllis & Bill McGorry 12.Betsy Auricchio, Bill Seeberg, Harriet Reilly, Barbara DeVito Laughlin & Bob Laughlin 13.Richard & Rosemarie Letourneau (newlyweds!) 14.Winemakers Jim Waters and Roman Roth 15. Rich & Rachel Fraser, owners of Sunflower Marketplace St. Gabriel’s is the only retreat whose mission is dedicated to full time ministry for teens. This non-profit organization relies on the generosity of donations large and small, and holds several benefit events during the year, such as a golf tournament at Gardiner’s Bay Country Club on June 16. Visit or call 631-749-0850 for information on this and other events. –S.W.Simm

Letter From The Editor: Shock (The Price of Petrus) and Awe (Owning It) By Susan Whitney Simm If time really does fly when you’re having fun, it must travel at the speed of light if you’re lucky enough to spend it drinking great wine. David and I were married in January, 1992. Although a fortuitous year to begin a new life (16 years is a good indication), it was not a great year on the right bank of Bordeaux, home of the iconic Chateau Petrus. The 1992 vintage scored an unimpressive 90 after receiving 100 points each from Robert Parker for 1989 and 1990. But this did present an opportunity to purchase the 1992 Petrus for a relative bargain (still a sticker shocker), which I did as a surprise for David this

January on our 16th anniversary. Although we haven’t yet pulled the cork, it always sends a little shiver up my spine every time I spy it in our wine cellar. Great year or not, it is still Petrus. And still very capable of inspiring awe. A cork did get pulled, however, in honor of friends of ours and fellow wine lovers here on Shelter Island, Harriet and Richard O’Halloran. Harriet, who graduated from Cordon Bleu in Paris, had the opportunity to drink some of the greatest

Bordeaux and Burgundies as a young woman in the late ’60s in France – she even met Albert de Villaine and tasted with him in the cellars of Domaine de la Romanee Conti! We made lamb stew and opened a 1961 Lynch-Bages (David was born the same year as the legendary vintage, and Lynch-Bages is one of Harriet’s favorites). Appropriately brown at the edges, the wine still had some upfront fruit, good tannins and a lovely finish. We mused about how the grapes were harvested in Bordeaux in 1961 and about (continued on page 112)

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2005 Bordeaux: Buy, Sell Or Hold? Both Great Wines And Blue Chip Stocks Are Good Investments, But There Is A Crucial Difference By Christopher S. Miller In my lifetime there has been only one truly classic Bordeaux vintage, 1982, that compares to the legendary likes of 1870, 1928, 1945, 1959 and 1961. I have been lucky enough to taste wines from three of those vintages (’82, ‘61 and ’59) and possibly a third, a very old bottle given to me by Mr. Bruce of Manhattan’s ‘21’ Club that no longer had a label and whose cork stamp had faded into oblivion. That wine (tasted in 2002 with a good friend) was still alive and amazing, so we determined that it had to be a first growth – a Lafite, Latour, or Haut-Brion – and from the type of glass the bottle was made of, older than 1910. To last that long, it had to be from an incredible, though forever unknown, vintage. Now we have two more milestone vintages, 2000 and the latest, 2005, which many critics put above both the vaunted 1982 and the 2000. There are two ways to measure the quality of a vintage in Bordeaux: from the top down or from the bottom up. Clive Coates, a Master of Wine from Britain, and Steven Spurrier (of the famed 1976 Paris Tasting) agree that the greatest vintages are judged by the wines at the lower end of the quality spectrum. Spurrier always talks about buying lesser Chateaux in greater vintages and greater Chateaux in lesser vin-

tages. Other experts, especially those who love numbers, talk about the top wines and how they scored with critics such as Robert Parker. Parker rated more than 60 wines 95 points or better in 2005 with five rated 99 or 100. In the 2000 vintage, less than 50 wines scored 95 or better, yet there were nine 100point wines and one 99-pointer. So using Robert Parker’s assessment, it looks like 2000 is the higher-

grapes came into the winery in such great condition; many producers didn’t feel it was necessary to sort through them as there was little to no fruit unsuitable for great winemaking. So they sent some of their workers home and saved money. Naturally this savings was passed along to the consumer (yeah, right). The 2003 vintage had lots of heat, so the wines are very rich and concentrated, but lack some finesse and acidity. The 2000 vintage was partly variable and half the growing season was almost perfect setting up wines with both concentration and balance. The 2005 vintage had weather that was as close to perfect as it could be for Bordeaux, dry but not overly hot, cool evenings and warm days for the whole growing season. This produced wines with perfect tannins, plenty of richness and great balance. Truly a perfect vintage, only the prices are a bit tough to swallow. How many of us can justify spending more than $1500 for a bottle of wine? Many people often draw comparisons between investing in serious Bordeaux and blue chip stocks. Well, yes and no. Stocks and fine wines are bought as investments and fluctuate in price, true, but stocks don’t get consumed. As the price of fine Bordeaux fluctuates, some also gets drunk – not every-

The futures price of 1982 Chateau Lafleur was $300 a case in 1983… today one bottle will set you back about $5000. scoring vintage. But using a view from below as Cotes and Spurrier do, 2005 comes out on top. (1982 also had 10 wines scoring 99 or 100 from Mr. Parker, but only 20 at 95 or better.) I have heard from several vintners that 2005 was one of the easiest vintages to produce in Bordeaux. The

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world-wide economic disaster, the 2005 will be worth closer to $2000 a bottle by as soon as next summer. The top Bordeaux vintages of this century, in my opinion and in descending order, are 2005, 2000, 2004, 2003, and 2006. (2006 is really too young to assess definitively yet, but it appears to have the potential to leap ahead of ’03 and ’04 eventually.) Great vintages, like 2005, are long lived, and the first growth wines will still be incredible in fifty years or more. But how does one decide about which wines to acquire for both investment and drinking pleasure? In terms of cellaring for future consumption or for investment, the classified first growths, such as Lafite, Haut Brion and Latour, are the longest lived and also benefit the most from patience. The Bordeaux classification system limits the quantity of grapes that can be legally harvested from these vineyards, which creates wines with more tannins, acidity and concentration, all traits that allow wines to age for decades. So, in general, first growths take longer to mature than fifth growths or non-classified Chateaux. They are also considerably more expensive. My personal buying strategy is to purchase a few great wines that I have some passion for or history with, the ones I always (continued on next page)


one buying 2005 Lafite is patient. Hence supply is lowered, and the value of the wine (along with the price) go up. So patience, in this case, can be very well rewarded. This last point brings us to the question of practicality: if you are my age or older, what’s the point in buying a wine that won’t be at it’s best for another thirty or more years? I have heard this from several wine buyers who ask my advice, and I still recommend buying these wines for investment. For example, the futures price of 1982 Chateau Lafleur (a 100-point Pomerol) was $300 a case in 1983. In 1994 it sold for $250 a bottle, and today, if you can find it, a bottle will set you back about $5000! What a great way to fund your wine habit. I have done this and recommended it as well. It works out, but only if you can be patient. A good strategy, if you can afford it, might go something like this: buy a few cases of first growth 2005, a few more second growth and a hand-full of lesser wines (well, I can’t afford this but I know there are some readers that can). I can’t really justify drinking a 2005 Chateau Lafite-Rothschild now (currently about $1200, 96-plus points from Parker). But if you can afford it, buy a case now and in five years start to sell a few bottles to fund other wine purchases. Unless there is a

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think of regardless of vintage or rating. These include the following Chateaux, along with Robert Parkerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s anticipated maturity dates (when available): DucruBeaucaillou (2018-2050), Leoville-Poyferre (the first Bordeaux I bought in quantity; 2015-2035), Beychevelle (I like an underdog and how it evolves; 2017-2030) Lafite (first growth; 2020-2050), Cos dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Estournel (across the street from Lafite and a fraction of the price; 2017-2040), Monbousquet (20152028), Cheval-Blanc (2017-2035), Certan de May (2017-2035), and Vieux Chateau Certan (I like a bit of Cabernet Franc with my Merlot; 2015-2035). Next I

look for my favorite value wines, which can be enjoyed much sooner, such as Cantemerle (2012-2025), Teyssier, Faugeres (2010-2020), La Vieille Cure (20102020), Vrai Canon Bouche, and La Clotte (2010-2025). All are very good values (most are $25-55) and can be enjoyed, in my opinion, beginning 1-2 years from now. Chateaux Coutet and Camensac could be opened a bit sooner, though they would still benefit from more time. (Note: I offer Robert Parkerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s maturity dates here as general guidelines: my personal suggestions are based on my tasting experience of these Chateaux over decades.)

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how it was the same year JFK was inaugurated and gas was 27 cents a gallon here in the US. It is always a thrill to drink history. Although we have yet to taste the legendary 1947 Cheval Blanc â&#x20AC;&#x201C; possibly the most celebrated wine of the last century and definitely one of the most coveted â&#x20AC;&#x201C; time, though fleeting, is finally on our side. According to Robert Parker, who anointed it with a perfect 100 point score, the wine could drink well for nearly another twenty years. If I may be granted one wish, it is that we may have the opportunity to do the same. Susan Whitney Simm is Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wine Guide Editor. The Wine Guide is published six times a year in Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers. Email

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a perfect match for the aging white wine, as was a first course of poached lobster floating in an ethereal truffle broth with small bits of root vegetables. Next came an oven-roasted local monkfish in a pinot noir butter sauce worthy of gracing a table at that Manhattan seafood mecca, Le Bernardin, whose renowned chef/partner, Eric Ripert, also hails from southern France. The wine, a slightly rustic though rare 1983 Maison Leroy Santenay we had found at Morrell in East Hampton, was the surprise star of the evening. Though the fruit had retreated a bit as is often the case with older Burgundies, the wine was delightfully nuanced and proved to be such an impeccable companion to the monkfish that it prompted Chris to exclaim, after a bite and a sip, “this is perfection.” Our next course, pan-seared American Waygu beef sliced rare with onion crisps in a Choron sauce which, Elaine explained, “is a classic French sauce similar to béarnaise but with tomato and shallots,” accompanied a 1982 Ducru-Beaucaillou, a second growth Bordeaux from a legendary 20th century vintage. The wine was shockingly youthful even though it had been decanted nearly an hour before. We were amazed at how, after twenty-six years, it is clearly set to age for another decade with ease. Still, it was beautifully balanced with smooth, silky tannins. A truly spectacular effort from this Chateau. Swirling the last of the great Bordeaux we sampled three artisanal cheeses, a Roquefort, an aged raw-milk goat’s cheese from the Basque region, and a camembert from Normandy that was meltingly ripe. Dessert was succulent roasted apricots escorted by warm financiers and Greek yogurt sorbet. We each raised a glass of 2006 Tiefenbrunner Sauvignon Blanc Kirchleiten from Alto Adige, which had a surprising but refreshing lychee nose recalling classic Gewurtztraminer. It was a splendid finale to an unforgettable evening. – Susan Whitney Simm

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N E W K I D S O N T H E B LOCK W Well here it is, Memorial Day weekend. The hustle and bustle has already started and there are shoppers and visitors everywhere. This is the first column of the summer series, New Kids On The Block, which includes all the new businesses that have just opened, businesses that are relocating or ones that will just be open during the summer season. If you are a “New Kid” and want everyone to know about you, e-mail me at or send me a fax to 631-726-0890. Stay tuned... The Cotton Market The Bridgehampton Commons, Montauk Highway 631-537-5861 Recently opened in the Bridgehampton Commons, The Cotton Market designs, markets, and sells its own brand of men’s, women’s, and kids’ apparel and accessories. Core items include tees, tanks, polo shirts, fleece, and cammies. Fashion basics and trend-inspired apparel round out the assortment. Most of the products are constructed of natural fabrics and are manufactured in their own factories located in Peru and the United States. The Cotton Market considers it their responsibility to minimize their impact on the environment. Wherever possible, they have taken measures to limit our footprint on the earth. From utilizing sustainable fibers like Tanguis and Pima cotton, to installing energyefficient lighting in their factories and stores, to providing customers with re-useable paper shopping bags. The Cotton Market has introduced a line of organic apparel made at their factory in Peru. The line was introduced at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival as part of the Project Greenhouse initiative along with various film premiere events. Intermix, 87 Main Street, East Hampton 631-907-8025, Since its inception in 1993, specialty retailer Intermix has evolved into more than a word or a boutique, it is now a lifestyle. As the company has grown, the name Intermix has become synonymous with innovative dressing and highly evolved personal style. After several successful years on Main Street in Southampton, Intermix will open its doors to the 2,500 sq. foot space for the Memorial Day weekend in East Hampton. The company’s signature fashion philosophy – The “mix” of unexpected combinations created by mixing up pieces from established and emerging designers at a range of price points, is what sets Intermix apart from other retailers. Merchandising according to look and lifestyle, never by brand or category, Intermix has found a unique way to appeal to fashionable women throughout the country. Customers will find designer collections, luxury handbags, jewelry, footwear, denim and contemporary pieces from designers such as Stella McCartney, Chloe, Jay Godfrey, J Brand, Herve Leger, Elizabeth and James, Brian Atwood, Diane von Furstenberg, Sergio Rossi, Giuseppe Zanotti and Madison Marcus. Call the store for summer hours. Rachel Ashwell Shabby Chic 66 Newtown Lane, East Hampton 631-329-7323, The season 2008 brings to the Hamptons designer Rachel Ashwell, founder of Rachel Ashwell Shabby Chic, who created the brand that is synonymous with her design sense and lifestyle. Rachel based the brand on the aesthetics of beauty, comfort and function. The company was founded in 1989 with the opening of the original store in Santa Monica, CA, which sold Rachel’s washable-slipcover furniture and fabulous flea market finds.


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Dan’s Shopping Exclusivity and Luxe at Bellhaus Boutique emony, will be hosted by Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. Bellhaus is a one-stop shop for all things luxurious, stocking Carolina Herrera, Lanvin, Vincent Longo and many more. Amidst the craziness of preparing for the big opening, Dan’s Papers caught up with Bellhaus owner Shawn Bell to get the inside scoop on the newest East End addition.

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Dan’s Papers: When did your passion for fashion and décor develop? Shawn: It developed as a very young child. My mom was a real fashionista and she always had on fashion TV. So I think by default, I watched it all the time and would see all these women all dressed-up and I would go, “I think she’s wearing the wrong dress!”

By Sharon Feiereisen Get your credit cards ready, because this Memorial Day weekend Bellhaus in Wainscott, a luxury lifestyle boutique, will fête its grand opening. The party, which follows the Bellhaus ribbon cutting cer-

What made you decide to take a risk and open your own boutique? Well, innately I’m a risk-taker and despite having all these corporate jobs and doing really well, I didn’t find it fulfilling. So, I thought to myself what would I love to do, and that was fashion. I saw a need for a place where customer service and fashion were married. My store is 30% fashion and 70% customer service. You can get anything online, but we can give you that special personal attention and service. How did you choose the name Bellhaus? Bellhaus is a play on words. It’s my house – fashion and lifestyle – it’s the best of the best. That’s one

part. The other is the way it’s spelled. House is spelled “Haus” which is German. Germans get it right or don’t do it at all – like BMW and Mercedes. My house is a house with the German take…relent(continued on next page)


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lessly looking for perfection.

books. How did you make your selections? Everything is based on getting things that are cool and that you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get anywhere else. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just want a Brian Atwood shoe; I want the Brian Atwood shoe that has something special. So, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really about digging and finding those special opportunities for our store and our clients. Our store will actually be the only place youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be able to get the red patent leather Walter Steiger shoes featured in the Sex and the City movie!

Why did you choose a location in East Hampton? Where there is a demand there should be a supply and I think this is an area where you have educated, world travelers who want special things, yet there is nowhere they can get that and great service. That laid the perfect groundwork to do the research to see whether this was plausible and once I realized that it was, I moved forward.

Any tips for entrepreneurs looking to open their own boutique? Do your research. Know the lines. Know the history behind the lines. Know what your financial stands really and truly are and know what the labelsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; financial stands really and truly are. You need to know everything before you invest even one dollar.

Does Bellhaus carry any Hampton-exclusives? We only do exclusives. Some of our brands are exclusive only to East Hampton, but many are exclu-

sive to the whole Hampton area and some donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do retail anywhere besides Bellhaus. What special services/events does your boutique offer? We offer an event called â&#x20AC;&#x153;Getting to Know You,â&#x20AC;? where we bring designers and clients together to discuss fashion and their vision. We offer car service to/from the store. Also, we work with specialty dry cleaners and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll pick garments up from our clients and send them to get dry-cleaned. But I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to give too much out yet!

Your boutique carries clothing, home decor,










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Shop ‘til You Drop... With Maria Tennariello Here it is, Memorial Day weekend and everyone is getting ready to entertain, BBQ, and have some summer fun The shops are also dressed and ready to go for summer. Let’s do some shopping! To kick off the summer season, Rosanti Floors Outlet Center located at 343 Old Riverhead Road in beautiful Westhampton Beach is having a huge summer kick off sale. The already low prices on their giant inventory of area rugs are being discounted by up to 50% off. Included in this kick off sale are remnants and rolls for wall-to-wall, custom area rugs that are made inhouse with free local delivery. The selection is unbelievable and the discounts are just waiting for you. Check out the main showroom featuring an array of flooring from New Zealand, wools to wide plank wood, cork and laminate flooring, along with a full line of Hunter Douglas window treatments. In the village of Westhampton Beach at Lynne’s Cards & Gifts at 137 Main Street look for timeless and trendy gifts for all ages and occasions. You will find great hostess gifts and cards for that hostess with the mostess! There’s always something new and interesting here, such as the Webkinz and Ugly Dolls. With graduation right around the corner, step into the unusual, Willy Nilly East, A Magic Emporium, at 71 Jobs Lane in Southampton for unique assortments of jewelry and accessories at very affordable prices. Open seven days a week, so no excuses! At Fortunoff located on Montauk Highway in Southampton you can save a cool 25% off on the Summer Breeze four piece cushioned outdoor wicker seating and dining set as well as the cushioned rocker and ottoman. How about saving 50% on a stainless steel gas grill with free assembly and also the South Beach recliner…you are ready to go! Memorial Day weekend is also the official launch of Hampton Coffee Company’s new menu for their

Country Gear, Bridgehampton café at the Water Mill location on Montauk Highway, where they have been testing new recipes all winter and spring and the results are several new delicious items for you to enjoy all summer. Included is beer battered fish and chips platter, enchiladas a la Mexican, tomato salsa rojo, grilled whole wheat quesadillas and mango-pineapple multigrain French toast, just to name a few. Stop in and enjoy! And Gloria’s famous Shrimp Salad is back on the menu at the Westhampton Beach café, but only on weekends from Memorial Day until Labor Day. Verizon Wireless has hot deals for you, saving you up to 50% on their latest messaging devices. Located in the Bridgehampton Commons, check out the new Blackberry Curve for web and e-mail, specially priced at $149. The new deals are just in time for the summer, so get going and get texting! If you are looking for a whale of a sale just in time for Memorial Day weekend, Country Gear on Main Street in Bridgehampton is filling that bill with their three in one store sale. The basement sale has markdowns on some of its unique walnut, cherry and pine

tables and assorted chairs by an additional 25%. There are nice Loom Italia single armchairs, remnant dining chairs and assorted items available at less than half the original retail price! The iron and stone garden furniture sale is also in progress on patio and outdoor furniture. Everything is unwrapped and ready to go for garden and decks that include beautiful Italian hand-painted stone tables with iron bases, Loom Italia’s outdoor dining and deck chairs, loveseats and armchairs and Dante Negro’s iron and stone settees, armchairs and side tables. Last but not least is the spectacular barn sale scheduled for May 31. Stay tuned; I will get all the details by next week. Call 631537-1032 for more info. Hot off the press: The Retreat Boutique Thrift Store has relocated and will be up and running on Thursday, May 22. They are now located in the Wainscott Village shopping complex, 352 Montauk Highway, under the blue awning in the courtyard to the left of Janovic. Store hours are Tuesday through Saturday; from 10:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. Call for information at 631-537-3845. On The North Fork: At 1670 Furniture House on Route 48 in Southold, where this store is known as North Fork’s premium furniture store, you will find interior design window treatments on sale now, so get designing for the summer season. A Shout for Aaron I would like to thank Aaron at Watermill Lumber on the Montauk Highway in Water Mill for his experienced assistance with my paint crisis. Thanks Aaron, you are the best! If your shop is having a sale, new inventory or you are a new business or have relocated, and you want everyone to know about it, please e-mail me at and at or via fax at: 631-726-0189. I would love to hear all about it!

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CLASSIC CARS Fiat 500, Down to Scale Last issue, when I wrote about car safety and Jerry Seinfeld’s accident in his Fiat 500, I failed to mention exactly how small a Fiat 500 actually is. That’s why I referred to it as a clown car. Let me make this perfectly clear to everyone out there who has never seen a Fiat 500 in person. It’s no more than half the size of a Mini Cooper. The reason it had the model name “500” is because that was the size of the engine. In centimeters. To put that engine size in better perspective, that’s smaller than almost every motorcycle engine. A Chevrolet’ s smallest V-8 engine is about 5,000 centimeters, ten times larger than the Fiat’s. Because of its ridiculous size when compared to the average size car, the Fiat really did look like a clown car. Of course, the Fiat 500 was originally introduced in Italy in the 1950s when gasoline cost about what it costs today, wildly expensive. The little car sold when introduced was very popular and sold in the millions. To the average working class Italian, it was the next logical financial step above owning a Vespa motorscooter. Unlike the Vespa, a small Italian family could take a trip together in the vehicle, because kids could actually fit in the back seat. What I also didn’t mention in last week’s article, mainly because of space limitations, is that for many years, one of the cars I tooled around the Hamptons in was my own Fiat 500, so I know the car well. My car was not truly a classic 500, but a new 500 that was made in Poland by Fiat after the classic 500 stopped production. It was called a Polsky Fiat by everyone, and was mechanically identical to the original except it had a less cute and more modern body. It also had the original 500 engine bored out to 650 cc’s, which

TAKE Big Woods to Laurel Valley This 10-mile section of the Paumanok Path visits some of the most beautiful natural places in eastern Southampton. It’s tied together with miles of trail created by weaving through narrow residential corridors. Take this hike with a friend; park one car at the ending point: Coming from the east, follow Noyac Road; just after the sign for the Whalebone Landing Community on your left, turn right into Northside Hills onto English Garden Lane. Turn left onto Northside Drive, and then left onto Deerwood Path. Deerwood Path leads you to the Laurel Valley trailhead on Deerfield Road. To get to the starting point of the hike, follow Noyac Road west to CR 39. Turn right at the first traffic light onto North Magee. Follow North Magee to an intersection with five corners and turn right onto Millstone Road (road sign missing). A cleared area large enough to accommodate 4 cars is notched into the side of the road, opposite the opening of Big Fresh Pond Road. Look for the Nature Conservancy’s (TNC) Marguerite Crabbe Greiff Wildlife Sanctuary sign. Follow the PP blazes through a post and railkissing gate into a predominately beech wood. Aggressive tree roots make the trail tread uneven and crowd out other trees, as well as brush and blueberry. Pass a trail to the left that runs west along Millstone Road. The next marked left turn is where the TNC trail runs into the heart of this 90acre sanctuary, visiting the Sebonac Creek tidal marsh. The PP continues straight ahead, turns right into Town land, and then left onto Peconic Land Trust (PLT) property. To the left of the trail are glimpses of wetlands. At one place, the trail


gave it 24 roaring horsepower, vs. the original’s 20 rip snorting horses. My 500, er, 650 would accelerate to sixty in about 25 seconds, but it had to be flogged to do it. Top speed with the right tail wind was about sixtyseven mph. The main joy of driving a Fiat 500 was the fact that to get anywhere with a modicum of dispatch, you had to drive the car as fast as possible. You always floored the little beasty. Try driving like that in any other “normal” car and you would get a speeding ticket every week. Those of you who have been to Italy, especially a large city like Rome, know the ruckus that is caused every time a traffic light turns green. All you hear is the havoc of hundreds of small bore machines like Fiats and Vespas reaching their redlines just trying to get moving. No big bore, silent and loafing American V-8s in this crowd, just tiny little high revving pistons fighting for position and making as much noise as they can. Small car in small car heaven – Italian traffic, that’s the natural habitat of the Fiat 500. Sadly, my little Fiat did not fit in very well on American roads. It was like a tadpole swimming with sharks. My real and imagined enemies when driving on the highways were large tractor-trailer trucks. With my top speed being only about sixty-five, those eighteen-wheelers would often whoosh by me. Have you ever had a horizontal Empire State building pass you? Pickup trucks were especially unfriendly. They would tailgate me in bullying fashion. There was


something about that Dodge Ram pickup grill in my rear view mirror that would scare me the most, it looked just like a mouth. My 500 and I were happiest on the many beautiful back roads here in the Hamptons. Its clever size transformed all of the narrow roads into sweeping tree-lined freeways. Thirty miles per hour around curves feels like sixty, especially with an engine that’s always barking. The car elicited smiles from adults and waves from children. Once, when I took the 500 to a Ferrari owner’s practice day at Bridgehampton racetrack, the owner of a Ferrari F-40 came over to me and offered to buy my 500 on the spot. He offered me ten times more then I had paid for it. I’m not sure why I felt so good refusing his offer. Maybe I was jealous that I was in a Fiat and he owned a Ferrari. A magnificent F-40 no less, my dream car. To this day, I like to think it’s because I was loyal to my little charming car. Fiat 500s are very popular collector cars, more so in Europe than here in the States, mainly because they are about the cutest collector car around, and they are cheap. Good ones can be had for around $5,000. As most of you know, Fiat has just introduced a retro Fiat 500, which is much larger than the original. Fiat will supposedly be importing it here next year. I’m curious to see if it becomes as popular as the original. Look at the Mini. Cuteness plus fuel efficiency sells. Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist living in the Hamptons, appears regularly on television as an automotive expert. Email him at


leads you to an opening Department “obstacle that looks out onto a vast course.” Over the last few expanse of marshland months, at the and open water. Another Southampton Trails trail branches left, to Preservation Society head north into the PLT (STPS) meetings, I’ve preserve. The PP however been listening to discuscontinues east across sions of plans to re-route Scotts Road. Here we the PP around these start to see oak trees and obstacles with great the brush layer reasserts interest. The re-route is a itself. multi-lateral effort After traversing some spearheaded by STPS Cemetary Reroute verdant, undisturbed, and has been approved by rolling hills, cross over Millstone Brook Road. Pass the County. Alyn Jackson, of Town Parks, has through open metal gates, up a dirt road that leads promised to supply materials for a bridge and short to a boat ramp on the north side of Big Fresh Pond. boardwalk. I asked Ken Bieger, STPS trails planThe day that Phil and I walked this trail the water ning guru, to send me one of the great maps he is was boiling with excited fish. TNC Wolf Swamp is famous for. It shows the path that the trail will south of the PP, between the west side of the pond soon take. Instead of turning right, into the farm and Millstone Brook Road. It’s a wetland trail, with fencing, keep walking straight ahead, following the boardwalks and bridges. Turn left just before BFPNT, marked with yellow blazes. Enter woods reaching the pond. The PP soon runs between the shaded over by Norway spruce trees. Walk along Big Fresh Pond parking area and the bathing the northern edge of an old cemetery, and turn beach. Follow the blazes across a clearing, pass the right onto Millstone Brook Road. A short walk monument to Emma Rose Elliston and back into leads across a straight section of North Sea Road, the woods. Here the PP follows the route of the Big where traffic moves slowly near an intersection. Fresh Pond Nature Trail (BFPNT) for a while. This Cross the road and cut 300 yards through County trail runs through the 133-acre Elliston Park along Parks land; soon, there will be a bridge crossing a an embankment that allows the hiker to look out small steam. Turn left and follow a wide grass-covover the pond between the trunks of oak, hickory, ered road. Turn right; follow this grassy avenue to and maple. Cross a small bridge and then a larger a post with a turn blaze. The PP will be entering one that takes you over the “Alewife Dreen” that straight in here, instead of entering from Harrison flows into the pond. Ave. The next section of trail had included deer fencThis section of the Paumanok Path to be contining into catbrier and crossing North Sea Road at a ued in my next Dan’s Papers column. dangerous point leading into the Highway To find more walks on Long Island visit

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Kid’s Calendar Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 128 Benefits – pg. 124 Day by Day – pg. 124 Kids’ Events – pg. 120 Movies – pg. 139 Nightlife – pg. 131 Take 5 – pg. 135

THIS WEEK TWEEN MOVIE – 5/23 – 6 p.m. National Treasure. At the Amagansett Library, 215 Main St., Amagansett. 631267-3810. FLAG MAKING WORKSHOP – 5/24 – 10-11 a.m. $20. Pre-registration suggested. At Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Ln., East Hampton. 631-324-0603. LEGO LOVERS – 5/24 – 12 p.m. if possible, bring your own legos. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. MOVIES AND MUNCHIES – 5/29 – 2-3:50 p.m. At the Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631537-0015. ME AND MY DAD WORKSHOP – 5/25 – 2-3 p.m. Bring your dad or dad-like friend. At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. D.I.Y.A. – 5/29 – 4-5:30 p.m. Do-It-Yourself Young Adults. RESUME WRITING WORKSHOP – 5/29 – 7-8:30 p.m. For teens 14-19. At the John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631728-6241.

ONGOING JOY OF FAMILY MUSIC – A music program called

INFO. CMEE SUMMER CAMP ALTERNATIVE – Workshops and classes for toddlers to teens running from July through August. Located at the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. AT THE QUOGUE LIBRARY – Hands-on Music, Tuesdays at 1:30 p.m. Singing, instruments and puppets. For children under four-and-a-half. Quogue Library Story Time, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. PJ Storytime, for children ages 2-5, Thursdays from 6-6:30 p.m. Pixie Play, for children ages 1- 3 1/2, Fridays from 10:30-11:30 a.m. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. AT THE MONTAUK LIBRARY – Story Hour for preschool children, Mondays at 10 a.m. Mommy and Me Mondays at 10:45 a.m. 631-668-3377. AT THE HAMPTON LIBRARY – Wordy Wednesdays, at 5:15 p.m. every Wednesday. For grades six and up. Build up vocabulary skills with word games. Story Time, Saturdays at 10 a.m. for children ages 4-7. Rhyme Time, Wednesdays at 10 a.m. for children up to 3. Located at 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. AT THE EAST HAMPTON LIBRARY – ParentToddler Workshops, Wednesdays from 10-11 a.m. Mother Goose Story Time, Mondays at 10:30 a.m. Located at 159 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0222. DANCE CLASSES – Hip Hop Dance on Thursdays from 6-7 p.m. May 22-June 19. Rhythm Recreation, Thursdays 3-4 p.m. for 3-year-olds, 4-5 p.m. for 4-year-olds and 5-6 p.m. for 5-8-year-olds, from May 22-June 19. $40 for residents, $50 for non-residents. Sponsored by the Town of Southampton Parks & Recreation Department. Held at the Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 Red Creek Rd., (continued on page 125)



“Music Together by the Dunes” for newborn children through five years. Friday mornings at SYS Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path. Thursday mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center, Monday/Tuesday mornings at the Dance Center of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach on Old Riverhead Road, and Friday mornings at The Quogue School on Edgewood Rd, Quogue. Enroll now. 631-764-4180. EAST HAMPTON MOMMY AND ME – 10-11:30 a.m. Held at the Senior Center, 128 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Call 324-4947. INDOOR PLAY GYM – Ages 5 and under. Located at The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631537-2255. TINY TOTS CRAFTS – Ages 18-36 months. Thursdays and Fridays at 11:15 a.m. At the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. FILM COMPETITION – The Sorpresa! Youth Film Competition, sponsored by the nation’s first children’s Spanish television network, is seeking submissions by children 17 and under. The theme is “The World You Imagine.” HAMPTON BAYS CHAMBER SCHOLARSHIP – $1,000 will be awarded to a college-bound senior attending Hampton Bays High School with a “B” or above gradepoint average. Applications due June 6. Call 631-728-2211 for more info. AFTER SCHOOL ART – Exhibition-based workshops. Free. At the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Every Saturday from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. At Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. SUMMER STUDY ABROAD PROGRAMS – For high school students. Financial aid is available. Call 1-800-AFS-

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Places for Parties – Part One Kids’ birthday parties have become something of a three-ring circus – literally. Giant inflatable jungle gyms, ponies, clowns, magicians – you need a professional party planner if you go that route. Of course, you could choose an easier softer way, or simply trick your child for the first few years. Some parents say that the first two birthdays are for the adults, who can enjoy a cocktail and take turns playing with junior, who will probably remember the party anyway. (My response to that theory is always, “Yes, but I will.”) You can get away with a lot in those first few years. Looking back, I don’t know if we would have had a two-year-old party at our house – those tough toddlers are still into parallel play, disinterested with anything but new toys. We hosted 10 little ones, all interested in our son’s new toys. There was a lot of tugging, whacking and crying involved, every five minutes. Age three was better, a little more civilized with only one

major mishap: a child fell onto the pool cover and his mother followed. He was a visiting city kid – they don’t always understand the concept of pool covers. For age three, four and beyond, you could try the “one child per age” strategy. That looks good on paper, but just try telling Pre-K child that he can only invite four friends, after he’s gone to a half dozen parties with the whole school class, the

tap group, neighborhood pals, and family. Actually, for us, four was a breeze. We’d gone to Disneyworld as his “big present,” so the follow-up party was an oversized play date at Sag Harbor’s Mashashamuet Park. He called it his best birthday ever. But every year the stakes get higher, thanks to other kids’ parties. This year our son made a firm request: a surprise party. How can you plan a surprise party for a five year old, when none of his friends know how to keep a secret? It’s really very easy: Tell him everything about it – except the date. We planned the whole party right under his nose. He even helped me make his cake. On the day of the event, we told him he had to be interviewed to see if he was mature enough to have the party at the place we chose. We told him we could bring everything that day, and if all went well, we could leave it there. I went ahead and brought presents, decorations, drinks. The balloons were blown up with helium and in the back of the car. But, when I cracked a window, they started to move toward the front, like a pack of retrievers catching the scent of the ocean. His friends arrived, he waltzed in with my partner and everyone yelled. The party was a huge success and he was completely surprised. But there was another big reason for the success: the venue. It was the Maritime Museum in Amagansett which is part of (continued on page 123)


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Reading to Children – a Chance to Teach, and Bond With summer approaching, most parents and kids are looking forward to a more relaxed schedule; no more homework, projects or car pools. While a respite from the daily grind is a pleasant change, don’t cut back on reading aloud to your children – it’s the single most important thing a parent can do to promote emergent literacy. Very young children enjoy holding books, pointing to familiar pictures, or even chewing on them. As book handling skills develop, toddlers are ready to hear their favorite stories, over and over again. Preschoolers are ready to reap the benefits of reading aloud, that will pave the way for success in kindergarten. Did you know that if you read to

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a child 30 minutes a week, that child will have had 60 hours of reading books by age 5. If you read to your child just 30 minutes a day, that child will have had 900 hours of reading books by age 5. Recent research has established that reading aloud contributes to comprehension development, background knowledge, and language skills. Reading aloud also increases vocabulary and word recognition. These benefits are further enhanced by the verbal interaction between parent and child experienced during joyful and meaningful read aloud time. Not to mention, reading aloud is the perfect way to bond with your child, provide gentle teachable moments and make joyous and purposeful use of your time together. As a kindergarten teacher for many years, I can tell on the very first day of school which children have been read to. And after the first week, I become aware of those children who have a grasp of the concepts important to emergent readers. Concepts of print are fundamental understandings that support reading acquisition and include awareness that print carries a message. During your reading aloud time point out the front and back of the book; the title, author and illustrator; distinguish between print and text; point out where to begin reading; track print with your finger from left to right; point out familiar letters and their sounds; indicate that letters stand for the words your reading; pause to explain word meaning. Once these basic concepts become routine, you can than add a higher level of comprehension. Think aloud; ask questions; comment and pause; respond and add a little more; stop and guess (predict); compare books; discuss the main idea. During the more relaxed summer months, continue reading favorite stories to very young children, but change the setting: read in the backyard, at the park, or at the beach. School age children will enjoy the change of setting as well, and the added plus of choosing what they want to read. Pack a beach bag of favorite books; add a few new titles, and library books. Rather than turning on the monitor in the minivan or handing the child a video game, keep a book bag in the car for road trips or traffic jams – books on tape are fun too. If your vacation takes you to a new place, find a book about it to build some background knowledge. If your child has a special interest, in dinosaurs for instance, find an exhibit or take a day trip to the museum, then read all about it. Children who go to camp can pack books for the bus and have them for a rainy day. Speaking of which, rainy days are great for visiting one of the many wonderful East End libraries, or snuggling up to read in a cozy spot. Reading is fun in the sun and all year around. So next time you read aloud to your child, try to weave some of those concepts of print into your story time to make the most of reading aloud. Patricia Gill is an early childhood educator. She hosts literacy birthday parties for children, called Storybook Parties Email

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the East Hampton Historical Society. Not many people know about this place, but the Maritime Museum is an amazing facility, rich with East End history of baymen and whalers. The photos in the Lives of Baymen gallery are beautiful. The 3-story museum houses real whaling boats, blubber boiling pots and paraphernalia of off shore whaling. In addition to other great exhibits, there’s a hands on children’s discovery room. But it’s outside where the party really happens. On the grounds in the back there’s an authentic gunning shanty with everything a duck hunter might need. There’s also a wooden boat collection, including the Dominy whaleboat and the Gil Smith Catboat. But hands down, best of all is a jungle gym trawler. It’s a scaled down fish-

ing boat that the kids go crazy on. For hours, our son and his friends acted out every Peter Pan, pirate and fisherman fantasy imaginable. They were pulled from the deck only with promises of cake and a pinata. And for the parents? A relaxing afternoon – at least when five to seven year olds are involved. This gang played nicely with little incident. The rental of the space, at this writing, is an incredibly reasonable $100. You bring everything else – food, drink, décor. Included in that price is a program or two on whaling and other topics, presented by Barbara Driver, Director of Educational Programs. I knew this gang wouldn’t sit still for even a short program on a beautiful May day, but they totally enjoyed Barbara’s challenge to find ‘gold’ pirate coins and

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Nemo pictures. It got them exploring the museum and learning what’s there. And for those not into fishing lore, Barbara hosts birthday programs centered around Colonial games and history at the Mulford Farm Museum, a 1680 structure listed on the National Register of Historic Places. According to the Society that has been left largely unchanged since 1750. For information on parties at the East Hampton Historical Society’s Marine Museum in Amagansett or Mulford Farm in East Hampton, call 324-6850. In addition to parties, both museums are open Memorial Day through Columbus Day weekend. Saturday 10 to 5, Sunday 12 to 5, and Friday and Monday 10 to 5 in July and August. Admission is $4 adults, $3 seniors, $2 students

Join Alec Baldwin for a benefit performance of the award-winning OffBroadway play Tony ’n’ Tina’s Wedding

Saturday, June 14 at 6:30 p.m.

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Day By Day Art Events â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 128 Benefits â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 124 Day by Day â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 124 Kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Events â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 120 Movies â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 139 Nightlife â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 131 Take 5 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 135

BENEFITS 21ST ANNUAL ENVIRONMENT BENEFIT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/23 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5:30-7:30 p.m. Steve Shaugnessy will perform. Tickets are $50 in advance, $60 at the door. Proceeds benefit the Group for the East End. At The Madoo Conservancy, Sagg Lake Lane, Sagaponack. 631-537-1400, ext. 23 or 20. KITES FOR A CURE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 4-6 p.m. Rain date 5/25. $25 individual donations and $250 for a family of five benefits lung cancer research. At Coopers Beach, 268 Meadow Ln., Southampton. 212-6275500. BY THE SEA BENEFIT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Southampon Hospital Foundation is holding its Annual Memorial Day Weekend Party on the Great Lawn in Westhampton Beach at Potunk Lane and Main Street. Proceeds will benefit the hospitalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Westhampton Primary Care Center. 631-726-8700. POTATO HAMPTON 5K RUN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/27 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Register 7:30-8:45 a.m. Register by 5/25. Sponsored by â&#x20AC;&#x153;Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers,â&#x20AC;? this run benefit the Bridgehampton Child Care and Recreational Center. At the park at Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton.

FRIDAY, 23 PLANT SALE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/23 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Hosted by the Garden Club of East Hampton. Free admission. At Mulford Farm, opposite Town Pond, East Hampton. UMBRELLA SHOWâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/23-5/26 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Featuring a variety of visual arts, live music, a craft fair and other presentations. Open Sat. 12-10 p.m., Sun. and Mon. 12-5







Cavalleria Rusticana And The Songs of Italy June 28, 2008 6:30 pm Duck Walk North VineyardsRoute 25, Southold, New York Classical Concert Levitas Hall - Southampton Cultural Center August 2, 2008 7:30 pm 2 Pond Lane, Southampton, New York Georges Bizetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s CARMEN Levitas Hall - Southampton Cultural Center August 9, 2008 7:30 pm 2 Pond Lane, Southampton, New York

SUNDAY, 25 SATURDAY, 24 FITNESS CLASSES â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24-26 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8:30 and 9:30 a.m. With Mark Hendrick. At Summer Kicks, 5 Railroad Ave., East Hampton. 631-324-5333. SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Opening day of the 2008 season. Open every Saturday. Located on the east side of Marine Park, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9133. BUILD A BUTTERFLY GARDEN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10 a.m. At the South Fork Natural History Museum, 377 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-9735. GOLF WORKSHOPS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10-11 a.m. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Do you know your golf fitness handicap?â&#x20AC;? $30. 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Ladies Spring Swing Clinic. $60. At Montauk Downs, 50 South Fairview Ave., Montauk. 631-668-1100. GARDENING LECTURE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Espalier Plants: Where and How to Grow Them.â&#x20AC;? Sponsored by the Horticultural Alliance of the Hamptons. At the Bridgehampton Community House, Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-2223. THEATER â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2:30 p.m. A Little of More, a movement-theater performance based on writings and songs by the Shakers. At the Water Mill Center, 39 Water Mill Towd Rd., Water Mill. 631-726-4628.




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MONDAY, 26 CHAIR YOGA â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/26 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8:30-9:30 a.m. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. PHILOSOPHY CLASS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/26 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 3 p.m. With instructor Susan Pashman. Registration is required. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631537-0015. ENGLISH CONVERSATION CLASS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/26 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5-6:30 p.m. For ESL students who have a basic comprehension of English vocabulary and grammar. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/26 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6-9 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631267-2787.

TUESDAY, 27 DRAWING WORKSHOPS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/27 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. Sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851. TUESDAY MORNING YOGA â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/27 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10:15 a.m. $5 per class. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224.


RI From Opera To Broadway August 16, 2008 6:30 pm Duck Walk North Vineyards Route 25, Southold, New York As always donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forgeta festive supper & comfortable chair!

BUDDHIST MEDITATION â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10:30-11:30 a.m. Meditations to increase mental peace and well being for everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-5700. BLOOD DRIVE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Organized by the Long Island Blood Center and the Jewish Center of the Hamptons. Held at the Jewish Center, 44 Woods Ln., East Hampton. 631-324-9858.

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p.m. Located at Stella Maris School, Division Street, BETTY BUCKLEY AUTOGRAPH SIGNING â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24 Sag Harbor. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5-7 p.m. member reception for their exhibit â&#x20AC;&#x153;OIL: COMMUNITY BARBEQUE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/23 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 12-2 p.m. Free. Whales, wellsâ&#x20AC;Ś Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Next?â&#x20AC;? At 200 Main St., Sag Music, food, moon bounce and pony rides. Sponsored by Harbor. 631-725-0770. Chabad Lubavitch, 13 Woods Ln., East Hampton. 631SAG HARBOR WHALING MUSEUM â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5-7 329-5800. p.m. Membersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; reception for the exhibit â&#x20AC;&#x153;OIL: Whales, FRIDAY MATINEE AT THE Wellsâ&#x20AC;Ś What Next?â&#x20AC;? Open Mon.LIBRARY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/23 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 p.m. May focus Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 1PICK OF THE WEEK on Bette Davis. At the Hampton Bays 5 p.m. 631-668-6746. UMBRELLA SHOWâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., AUTHOR READING â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/23-5/26 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Featuring a vari- 6 p.m. Lily Koppel. At Canioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. ety of visual arts, live music, a Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. CHALLAH TIME â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/23 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5:30 p.m. Challah dough braiding for chil- craft fair and other presentations. 631-725-4926. dren, parents and grandparents. Open Sat. 12-10 p.m., Sun. and Mon. BALLROOM DANCING â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at Chabad of Southampton 12-5 p.m. Located at Stella Maris 5/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8-11:30 p.m. Class and genJewish Center, 214 Hill Street, School, Division Street, Sag Harbor. eral dancing. $15. At the U.U.C.S.F. Southampton. 631-287-2249. Meeting House, 977 AUTHOR READING â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/23 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor p.m. Sam V.K. Wilson. At Canioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-288-5659. Harbor. 631-725-4926. LINDA EDER â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8 p.m. At the Westhampton SHABBAT ON THE BEACH â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/23 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6 p.m. Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Organized by the Jewish Center of the Hamptons. At Beach. 631-288-1500. Main Beach, East Hampton. 631-324-9858. FASHION SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 11 p.m. Cohosted by Lu FILM AT PARRISH â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/23 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7 p.m. Turtles Can Fly. Berry and Hampton Daze. At Nelloâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 136 Main St., At Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ln., Southampton. 631Southampton. 631-338-5498. 283-2118.

INSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING CLASSES â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/29 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10 a.m.-12 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. Every Thursday. $5. At the Southampton Veterans Hall, 2 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-725-5851 or 631-283-8613. HYPNOSIS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/29 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6 p.m. A workshop. At the Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631-907-5555. OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/29 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at Applied Arts 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631267-2787. KNITTING WITH DONNA â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5/29 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7â&#x20AC;&#x201C;9 p.m. At Hampton Bays Public Library. 52 Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. Call to register. (continued on the next page)

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Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. MANGA-ANIME CLUB – Tuesdays at 3:30 p.m. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATRE – Shows every Thurs., Fri. and Sat., at 11 a.m. Check for weekly groups/activities for kids. Located on Rte. 114 and East Union Street, behind Christ Episcopal Church in the parish hall, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. THEATRE PROGRAM – Stages’ Summer Stock is

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offering two sessions for ages 8-18, July 1-28 and July 30August 24. For more information, call 631-329-1420. KIDS ON CAMERA – For children 7-10, acting instruction program. The class will make and film its own comedy. Registration is going on now for the workshop which will be held May31-June 8 from 10-11:30 a.m at the Westhampton Community Center, Mill Road, Westhampton. 631-728-8585. BASKETBALL FOR TEENS WITH ASPERGERS SYNDROME – The group meets one Sunday morning per

month at Sportime in East Qupgue and is free of charge. Organized by Family Counseling Services of Westhampton Beach. For more information, call 631-288-1954.

DATEHAMPTON.COM – Join an exclusive online community for singles who love the Hamptons. ARCHITECTURE SCHOLARSHIPS – The Peconic Chapter of the American Institute of Architects will award three $2,500 grants for those hoping to advance their studies. Architects, assoc. A.I.A. members and intern architects who live or practice on the East End can submit travel proposals by June 27. Visit MEMORIAL SCHOLARSHIP– In honor of Robert Long a scholarship fund has been set up. Local students interested in applying should contact their English teacher or guidance counselor. 631-725-4926. RECYCLING FUNDRAISER – New York schools and other community groups can sign up for free to earn pennies for all yogurt containers and fruit drink pouches collected. To sign up visit . RIVERHEAD FOUNDATION – Donate money to sponsor a marine mammal. Call 631-369-9840. YOGA AND EXERCISE CLASSES – The Town of Southampton Parks & Recreation Department is now accepting registrations for its Spring Yoga and Exercise programs. Classes will be held at the Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 Red Creek Rd., Hampton Bays. Call 631-728-8585 for more information. SEEKING VOLUNTEERS – The Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons, Inc. is looking for volunteers to feed spring baby birds and mammals. You must be at least 16 and have health insurance. Call 631-728-4200 to set up an appointment. HAMPTON’S JEWISH SENIOR CLUB – Meetings every Wednesday from 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. At the Hamptons Center, 64 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-287-2249. WRITING WORKSHOP – “Paper, Pen and Practice: writing as vocation.” Alternate Tuesdays from 6:30-8 p.m. $125 per six-week session. Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. For info and start dates call 631-725-4926. HORSE RESCUE OPEN HOUSE – Every Sunday

from 12-2 p.m. At Amaryllis Horse Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. BRIDGE GARDENS TRUST – Will be open to visitors Wednesdays and Saturdays 2-4:30 p.m. 36 Mitchell Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7440. MONTAUK DOWNS SPRING GOLF TOURNAMENT –The tournament, open to the first 120 registrants, is June 3. Entry fee: $150. 631-321-3510. PET LOSS SUPPORT GROUP – The first Monday at 5:30 p.m. and third Saturday at 10 a.m. of every month. At Bideawee Adoption Center, 118 Old Country Rd., Westhampton. 631-325-0200. SPONSORS NEEDED – The annual East Hampton SandCastle contest is seeking sponsors for this year’s competition. Money will benefit the Clamshell

Email calendar requests to Dan’s Events Department at or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue.

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OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS FRIDAY, 23 FRIDAY MORNING BIRDS: CHATFIELD’S HOLE – 5/23 – 7:30-9 a.m. Binoculars required. 631-5371400 ext. 15.

SATURDAY, 24 NORTHWEST HARBOR BIKE RIDE – 5/24 – 9 a.m. Meet at the end of Alewive Brook Rd. in Northwest. 631-329-9414. ELLISTON PARK – 5/24 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Meet at the park on Millstone Brook Road, Southampton. 631283-5376. HITHER WOODS – 5/24 – 10 a.m. Meet at the Hither Woods west overlook off Rt. 27, one mile east of the Montauk Highway split. 631-267-6747.

SUNDAY, 25 LONGSHANKS #6 – 5/25 – 10 a.m. Meet at schoolhouse plaque on Northwest Rd., about 3/10 of a mile from the intersection with Alewive Brook Rd. 917-225-4145. SAG HARBOR PATRIOTIC TOUR – 5/25 – 1-3 p.m. Meet at the windmill on Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631725-5861.

WEDNESDAY, 28 CHATSFIELD’S HOLE – 5/28 – 10 a.m. Meet at the kiosk parking area on Rte. 114 at the intersection of Edward’s Hole Road in East Hampton. 631-324-8662.

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Chronicles of Narnia â&#x20AC;&#x201C; PG WHAT?!?! By Susan Galardi The film The Chronicles of Narnia, Prince Caspian, based on a C.S. Lewis novels and considered a classic of childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s literature, recently opened in East Hampton. After noting that it was a PG rating, we decided to take our son last weekend. From previews weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d seen, it looked like a great fantasy with amazing special events. It was that, and much more than we bargained for. In short, who did Walt Disney Pictures and Walden Media pay to get this movie a PG rating? On the official site, the synopsis reads, â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Pevensie siblings are magically transported ... to the world of Narnia, where a thrilling, perilous new adventure ... awaits them.â&#x20AC;? What it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t say is that the adventure includes about one solid hour, all told, of intensely violent battle scenes: serious sword fights, stabbings, beheadings, a human-like creature being impaled with arrows before being crushed. Not to mention enormous catapults hurl-

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ing bombs and armies of soldiers heavily clad in hideous armor with full battle regalia. While the costumes are acceptable, the action is appalling for a child under 13. This film is Braveheart for children, except there should be no such film as Braveheart for children. According to the MPAA movie ratings definition, PG means, of course, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.â&#x20AC;? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s usually followed by some further explanation. In this case, the reason for the rating is â&#x20AC;&#x153;Epic battle action and violence.â&#x20AC;? We didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t see the fine print, but used as our gauge for the PG rating for other movies: Garfield, Over the Hedge, both Stuart Littles, both Shreks and Bee Movie. One would think that would be an appropriate point of reference. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s much controversy over the ratings system. Critics like Roger Ebert and David Ansen believe it tends to allows huge amounts of violence but is persnickety about sex. Of course, children

shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be shown sexual scenes, but neither should they be exposed to largescale battles and murder. A Harvard study several years ago showed that the ratings have slackened over time: more violence, sex, profanity, an drug use was allowed in 2003 than in 1992 in PG and PG-13 rated movies. Is our society so numbed to violence after years of horrifying war scenes in our faces every day that full scale battle is considered appropriate childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s entertainment? Does Hollywood wield so much power that it can pass off a war film as childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fare to grab audience and revenue? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for us all to ponder, hopefully, while on the beach with our young children instead of in the theatre seeing Narnia.

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Foundation. or 631-324-6250. JOE KOZIAZ CERTIFIED 5K RUN/WALK â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Now accepting applications for the 7/19 event. $20 if you register before 6/30. Call 631-288-3337 or go to VOLUNTEERS FOR USA MUSIC FESTIVAL â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7/26-27 at Abbess Farm, Calverton, to benefit Long Island Cares, Harry Chapin Food Bank. 631-281-0017. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED FOR THE RETREAT

DOMESTIVE VIOLENCE SERVICES â&#x20AC;&#x201C; or 631-329-4398. LEIBER MUSEUM â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Antique Chinese porcelains on display starting Memorial Day weekend. Open Fridays and Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Located at 446 Old Stone Highway, East Hampton. 212-421-4475. FITNESS WITH FIDO â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Every Saturday at 9 a.m. Group walk for people and dogs. Organized by Bideawee.

Meet at gazebo, Village Green, on Main St.,Westhampton. POOCH SOCIALS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Every Saturday from 4-6 p.m. At Little Lucyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Canine Couture Boutique, 91 Jobâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lane, Southampton. 631-287-2352. ACTING CLASS WITH ALEC BALDWIN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7/21-25. Auditions will be held in Manhattan 6/19. Application deadline is 6/9. The non-credit workshop costs $700. Call 631-907-5407 for an application or more information.





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The Hamptons Stage – What Not to Miss this Summer By Janine Cheviot The East End theatrical scene is heating up this summer. Moon Over Buffalo, Hampton Theatre Company’s final production of its 2007-2008 season, will open May 29 and run through June 15 at the Quogue Community Hall. Farther east, Charles Busch makes his return to Bay Street Theatre from June 3 to 29 with his play Shanghai Moon. When Ken Ludwig’s comedy Moon Over Buffalo opened at the Martin Beck Theatre in 1995, it marked Carol Burnett’s return to Broadway after a 30-year hiatus. The talented actress received a Tony Award nomination for her role as Charlotte Hay, an actor who, along with her husband George, is performing in a repertory theatre in Buffalo, New York in 1953. In HTC’s production of Moon Over Buffalo, the roles of Charlotte and George will be played by Rosemary Cline, an original member of the company, and Joel Leffert, an experienced New York City actor who joins the company for the first time. The fast-paced production is a true stage comedy, famous for leaving audiences exhausted from laughter. The play, in the style of a Moliere farce, relies heavily on a strong, comedic cast, and HTC group is poised to pull it off. Diana Marbury will play the role of Charlotte’s deaf mother, Ethel, who is a former “stage mom” and strongly dislikes George. HTC veteran Andrew Botsford is cast as Richard, the Hay’s lawyer and eventual suitor of Charlotte. Fellow HTC veteran Joy Marr is double cast as Charlotte and George’s daughter, Rosalind, who left the theater to pursue a “normal” life. Additional cast members include Peter Stewart as Paul, Rosalind’s ex-fiancé, Teddy Nilsson as Howard, a weatherman who is Rosalind’s current

fiancé, and Amanda Nichols as Eileen, an actress in the company who is George’s mistress. Moon Over Buffalo will run May 29 through June 15 on Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2:30 p.m. Tickets cost $22 for adults, $20 for seniors and $10 for students under 21. Located at Quogue Community Hall, 126 Jessup Avenue, Quogue. For more information, call 631-653-8955 or visit Following his sold-out hit last summer, The Lady In Question, Charles Busch returns to Bay Street Theatre’s Target Mainstage with his play Shanghai Moon. Busch plays the lead role of Lady Sylvia Allington, the wife of an English diplomat. Set in Shanghai in 1931, Lady Sylvia and her husband try to persuade a notorious Chinese warlord, General Gong Fei (played by Thom Sesma), to donate a priceless antique jade bust to the British Museum. Scandal, bedlam and fun, in the inimitable Busch stlye, ensue. Julie Halston, a big hit in The Lady In Question, also returns to Bay Street Theatre for this production as Ms. Carroll and Sir Geoffrey. Other supporting cast members include Jarlath Conroy, Jodi Lin and Gordana Rashovic. Shanghai Moon will run June 3 through June 29. Performance times vary. Tickets cost $50/$55/$65. Located at Bay Street Theatre, on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. For more information, call 631725-9500 or visit

THE LEIBER MUSEUM Announces the opening of an exhibition of ANTIQUE CHINESE PORCELAINS From Eight Chinese Dynasties 206 BCE to 1912 Saturdays and Sundays 1 PM - 4 PM 446 Old Stone Highway Springs, NY

For Group viewings contact: 212-421-4475 1146115

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Arts & Galleries ART COMMENTARY Last week’s critique of photographer Ken Robbins revealed a myriad of styles and influences. The same dynamics may be applied to Adolph Gottlieb’s work currently at the Pollock Krasner House. Much of his art was inspired by Jung, Indian Space painting and Surrealism. Perhaps even Cubism. What’s intriguing to this critic, however, is Gottlieb’s connection to language, originating from pictographs and then, by extention, to conceptual art. The idea that pictographs formed the basis for “montage” in cinema is another way in which diverse arts can derive from a similar source. Simply put, pictography is a method in which images can be combined to convey meaning. Considering that it originated thousands of years ago, such an approach was an extraordinary way to communicate. Yet it was also simple – for example, image one could show a pair of eyes; image two could show tears. The meaning is crying. One plus one equals a

concept. The great Russian film direcform, ”reading” vertically one 1944 tor, Sergei Eisenstein, used this method work, “Hieroglyph,” as if it were a to create montage: a series of images pictograph, reveals the following, put together to convey an idea or emoalbeit subjective, interpretation. A tion. The overall effect produces a new child’s head at the top left corner, entity. And because Eisenstein was plus a tent-like form plus a zigzag using the Marxist tenet of opposition, line plus a square black box equals his montage became thesis plus the idea of both security for a young antithesis equals synthesis. person (tent, smoke) and danger We’re not suggesting that Gottlieb (black box). This meaning is based on the fact that the last image is not a was a Marxist or, more to the point, circle, but a shape connoting entrapemployed a kind of montage in his picment. tographs. It’s difficult to discern the Untitled work by symbols or structures that he did use. Gottlieb’s contribution to more Gottlieb, circa 1944 modern art movements may be farWe’re not sure, either, if we should flung, but the importance of language is “read” the images, arranged in a grid, on a horizontal plane or a vertical one. an essential part of conceptual art. Consider, for example, Ed Ruscha’s and Bruce Nauman’s integraThe aesethetic aspects we can be sure about concern the abstract qualities of Gottlieb’s work – often tion of language into their work. Gottlieb can cerdoodle-like shapes or linocut primitive figures. One tainly be given some credit for his exploration and experimentation in the field of linguistics – and by etching, “Apparition,” is an appropriate term for all extention, conceptual art. the pieces. In a nut shell, we don’t know what we’re seeing or experiencing. Mr. Gotlieb’s work will be on view at the Pollock Even so, that doesn’t keep us from trying to figure out the meaning of Gottlieb’s pictographs, particuKrasner House until July 26. Call 631-324-4929 for larly. Although hieroglyphs are a different language information. Copyright Adolph & Esther Gottlieb Foundation/Vaga

Mixing It Up With Adolph Gottlieb at the Pollock Krasner House

With Marion Wolberg Weiss

Understanding Art Steven Klein’s Polaroids at Vered Gallery While the last name Klein is a well-known one in the art world (think Franz Kline and Yves Klein), Steven Klein is not someone who enjoys immediate recognition. Unless, of course, you are familiar with fashion. Then you know that this Klein is a famous fashion photographer, whose images of Madonna, for example, are nothing less than iconic as they are also fine art. Klein’s current show at the Vered Gallery is no less provocative, thoughtful and “edgy” in its way. If that “way” happens to be in the form of polaroids, so be it. But let’s face it, polaroids come with a certain bias, evoking the sense that they are an amateur pursuit. Simply put, some people would say that such photographs aren’t “art,” that they are unprofessional. Klein’s images are not unprofessional. We realize that this photographer knows exactly what he’s doing, that the polaroid technique is somehow connected to his message. For us critics, this assertion translates

into the principle “form equals connude woman on the wall. There’s an image of Pitt looking into a mirror tent “ (the form being polaroids, the message being the content). as well, reinforcing the ambiguous nature of the “doppelganger.” What specifically, then, does all this mean in Klein’s case? First, the Finally, there’s Pitt wearing a silk message or meaning. While Klein stocking over his face, an image himself may deny any attempt at which completely distorts his feainterpretations, this critic finds a tures and his identity. The polaroid technique that Klein recurring theme relating to identity.Thus, Klein sees in most of his subchooses to convey such identity Steven Klein “Untitled” jects an ambiguous self and/ or a hidissues has significance as well. Our (Brad Pitt) perception of a polaroid shot is that it den identity. 8 by 10 inches. Consider Madonna’s sexual pose sit“tells the truth.” That subjects are being themselves. That the photographer captures a ting on a bench. Her short red dress and leather boots are striking and may even be “fashionable” in some moment in its simplicity. circles, yet it’s her grotesque mask that’s important. Of course, Klein doesn’t often catch an unguarded In fact, it’s difficult to know who the subject is except moment. He is, after all, a creative artist. But wait a minute. Maybe he is showing us the reality of a perfor her “attitude.” There are other images of Madonna where she is son’s being, even with his myriad of stylistic touches. – Marion Wolberg Weiss similarly hidden by sunglasses or her long hair. Brad Pitt is another subject where identity is also masked, either when his back is turned away from the Steven Klein’s polaroids will be on view at Vered Gallery from May 24 to June 23. camera or when he is turned toward a painting of a

ART EVENTS COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 128 Benefits – pg. 124 Day by Day – pg. 124 Kids’ Events – pg. 120 Movies – pg. 139 Nightlife – pg. 131 Take 5 – pg. 135

OPENING RECEPTIONS ASHAWAGH HALL – 5/23 – 7-9 p.m. The Springs Improvement Society Annual Members Show featuring over 100 artists. $5 at the door. All proceeds go to the maintenance of Ashawagh Hall. Open Sat. and Sun. 12-6 p.m. and Mon. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Located at

Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton, NY. 631-7266835. CELADON GALLERY – 5/23 – 11 a.m.-1 p.m. “Out of the Earth” members’ invitational will run through June 23. Open Sat. and Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. ARTS 4 BONAC TONIC – 5/23 – 6-10 p.m. Featuring a variety of visual arts, live music, a craft fair and other presentations. Open Sat. 12-10 p.m., Sun. and Mon. 12-5 p.m. Located at Stella Maris School, Division Street, Sag Harbor. WALK TALL GALLERY – 5/23 – 5-8 p.m. “Five Women’s Works” will run through May 29. Also, Alexander Russo, selected paintings 1996-2008, and Narbal, recent works, on display through June 17. Also, paintings by Walter Us on display through May 20. Open Tues.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment.

Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-3249776. ART SITES GALLERY – 5/24 – 5-7 p.m. “Animal Instinct,” constructions by Arnaldo Morales. Open Thurs.-Sun. 12-5 p.m. Located at 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. BASEMENT GALLERY – 5/24 – 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Reopening for the season, featuring “A Tribute to Rose Graubart Ignatow,” drawings and paintings from the 1930s-1990s. Open Sat.-Sun. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. or by appointment. Located 9 Albertines Ln., East Hampton. 631-329-2927. BOLTAX GALLERY – 5/24 – 5-8 p.m. “Being Woven,” a multimedia exhibition by Monica Rezman will run through June 9. Located at 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. (continued on the next page)

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CHRYSALIS GALLERY – 5/24 6:30 p.m. Christopher Engel’s PICK OF THEWEEK “Madrigals” on display through – 6-9 p.m. “Spring Impressions” on VERED GALLERY – May 29. Located at 41 Main St., display through June 11. Located at 5/24 – 7-9 p.m. “Polaroid – Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631“Photographs” by Steven 287-1883. SPANIERMAN GALLERY – DECORDOVA GALLERY – Klein.Located at 68 Park Place, 5/24 – 6-8 p.m. “An East End 5/24 – 5-8 p.m. “Salud! Here’s to East Hampton. 631-324-3303. Tradition: Six Artists.” Also, Your Health,” on display through “Tales,” new work by Jasmina June 29. Open Fri. 3-7 p.m., Sat.Danowski on display through June Sun. 12-6 p.m. and also by appointment. Located at 7. Located at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-0620. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – 5/24 – 6-8 p.m. EAST END BOOKS GALLERY – 5/24 – 6-7:30 Featuring photography by Joe Pintauro. Located at p.m. Anne Raymond’s “Works on Paper,” will run 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. through June 19. Open Mon.-Fri. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – 5/24 – 6-8 p.m. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sun. 12-5 p.m. Located at 53 The “Water,” a photography exhibit on display. Open Sat.Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-8680. Mon. 12:30-7 p.m. Located at 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. GALLERY SAG HARBOR – 5/24 – 5-8 p.m. “Joe 631-725-3100. Chierchio-Places In Time.” Champagne Buffet. Open VERED GALLERY – 5/24 – 7-9 p.m. “Polaroid – An Thurs to Sun 12-6 p.m. and by appointment. Located exhibition of unique photographs” by Steven Klein. at 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. Open Sun.-Fri. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sat. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY – 5/24 – 5-9 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324“Local Yield” will run through June 11. Located at 3303. 2297 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537121 LUDLOW STUDIO – 5/25 – 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 1900. Meet artists Marisa DeMarco, Pun and Nora Cohen. GREENPORT THEATRE GALLERY – 5/24 – 4-6 Located at 121 Ludlow St., Manhattan. p.m. Joyce Brian’s “Creatures, Places and More.” Located at 233 Front St., Greenport. 631-477-8600. CASTELLO DI BORGHESE VINEYARD – 5/25 – GRENNING GALLERY – 5/24 – 6-8 p.m. The lat12-4 p.m. “The Fine Art of Wine.” Located at Route 48 est works by Paul Rafferty. Open Sun.–Thurs. 10 a.m.and Alvah’s Lane, Cutchogue. 631-734-5111. 5 p.m. and Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Located at 90 Main LEE JEWELERS – 5/25 – 6-9 p.m. Acrylic paintStreet, Sag Harbor. 631-767-5302. ings of dunes and shorelines by Lee Elliot and photoJOHN VARVATOS – 5/24 – 4-6 p.m. Featuring the graphs of sunsets, jetties and shores by Dori Elliot on photography of rock photographer Mick Rock. Located display through June 12. Located at 42 Main St., Sag at 54 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 212-812-8088. Harbor. 631-725-7226. KESZLER GALLERY – 5/24 – 6-8 p.m. Featuring works by British graffiti artist Banksy. Located at 45 GALLERIES Main St., Southampton. 631-204-0353. ANNONA RESTAURANT – Featuring the work of MONTAUK FINE ARTS FESTIVAL – 5/24-26 – Harald Marinius Olson. Sponsored by Galerie Belage. Featuring 125 artists. Located at the Montauk Lion’s Located at 112 Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. Soccer Field on Edgemere Street along Ford Pond, ATELIER GALLERY – “Glorious Spring” will run Montauk. 631-421-1590. through May 31. Located at 308A Main Street, PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY – 5/24 – 5-7 p.m. Greenport. 631-495-4268. The work of Connie Fox and Paton Miller on display BENTON NYCE GALLERY – A fine art gallery through June 15. Open Fri.-Mon. 11-5 p.m. Located at focusing on contemporary art. Permanent exhibits 167 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-7817. include David Nyce Furniture and Boar Glass. Open ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 5/24 – 4:30Fri. 1-7 p.m., Sat. 1-8 p.m. and Sun. 12-5 p.m. or by


landscapes, etc. ART EVENT Featuring Seven South Fork Artists Depicting the Beauty of the East End In Oil

The Watermill Museum 41 Old Mill Road, Watermill, NY 631-726-4625 Show runs May 22nd through June 16th


Opening Reception: Sunday May 25th 2008 11:00am – 2:00pm Refreshments Served

appointment. Located at 409 First Street, Greenport. 917-848-5102. BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES – Featuring paintings, fine prints and works on paper of the 20th century through contemporary. Located at 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-6010. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. Located at 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-377-3355. BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY GALLERY – Featuring “In Our Own Images: A Celebration of Local Black Culture,” artwork by established painters and teenage artists. Located at 2638 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. BUTLER’S FINE ART – “20th and 21st Century Painting and Sculpture.” Open year-round. Located at 50 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-267-0193. CLOVIS POINT GALLERY – “Clovis Point Toasts the Artists,” showcasing art collectives Arts 4 and Bonac Tunic. At the Clovis Point Winery, located at 1935 Main Road, Jamesport. 631-722-4222. COREY CREEK VINEYARDS – Featuring the work of Dolores Castrucci. On display daily 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located on Main Road, Southold. 631-765-4168. THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE – Open Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located on Corwith Avenue off Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1476. DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY – Photographic work, as well as paintings by Daria Deshuk. Located at 141 Maple Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. THE DESIGN STUDIO – “Romantic Chinese Landscapes,” photography by John Deng. Open daily. 2393 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-1999. THE DRAWING ROOM – Featuring the work of Sharon Horvath through May 26. Open Mon., Fri. and Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun.11 a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016. (continued on page 132)

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SATURDAY, MAY 24 75 MAIN – Every Saturday live local bands. This week The Lone Sharks. No cover. Located at 75 Main Street in Southampton. 631-283-7575. ALMONCELLO – Karaoke every Saturday night starting at 10:30 p.m. Located at 290 Montauk ANNONA RESTAURANT – Live music from 9 p.m.-12 a.m. Happy Hour every Friday night from 5 to 7:30 p.m., featuring music and buy 1 get 1 free drinks. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. ATLANTICA RESTAURANT – The Mambo Loco Quartet will be performing from 7-11 p.m. Located at 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700. BEACH BAR – Ladies Night where ladies’ 10-ounce cocktails are $3 until 11 p.m. Featuring DJ Joey Jammz. Hosted by Level Vodka and Bud Light. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. CIGAR BAR – DJ Sam. Located at 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. Highway, East Hampton. 631-3296700. FIDDLERS COVE – Live music by Second Shift. Located at 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-3297577. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Music by Heat Wave, 8p.m.12 a.m.. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE– Every Saturday, DJ Dome is behind the booth beginning at 10 p.m. Southampton Ales & Lagers Secret Ale bottles are available for $2.50. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-2832800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Martin Sexton at 8 p.m. $95/$110. Nancy Atlas Project follows at 11 p.m. $25. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Live music. Reopening of the Night Club, featuring Clamor. Ladies drink free 9-11 p.m. Located at 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631288-7161. WHITE HOUSE – Jonathan Peters Pacha Road Show. Doors at 10 p.m. Located at 39 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-4121.

SUNDAY, MAY 25 75 MAIN – Live music by The Hambonians, funk/reggae/rock. Located at 75 Main Street, Southampton. 631-2837575.

ATLANTICA RESTAURANT – The Mambo Loco Quartet will be performing from 7-11 p.m. Located at 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700. BAMBOO – 2-for-1-sushi and drink specials every Sunday. Open 7 nights a week. Located at 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. BEACH BAR – Live music by the Amish Outlaws. Three shows start at 11:30 p.m. $3 Miller Lites from 8-11 p.m. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. DOCKERS – Sunday afternoon Happy Hour. 2-for-1 drinks, Paul Mahos Band live from 1 to 4 p.m. and the lobster bake special. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631653-0653. EAST HAMPTON POINT – Live reggae on Sundays from 6 to 9 p.m. Located at Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-2800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Lez Zeppelin at 8 p.m. $60. Winston Irie at 10:30 p.m. $25. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. WHITE HOUSE – Kim Kardashian’s White Ball. Doors at 9:30 p.m. Located at 39 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-4121.

TUESDAY, MAY 27 DOCKERS – Big Tuesdays – every Tuesday is the lobster bake special with Happy Hour specials at the bar and Paul Mahos starting at 6 p.m. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. PIERRE’S – Jody Carlson and her band perform every Tuesday evening from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Dan Bailey & the DrumZ at 8 p.m. $10. Summer Industry Kick-off party at 9 p.m. $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-2673117.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 28 BUCKLEY’S INN BETEEN – Karaoke 9 p.m.–1 a.m. Located at 139 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631728-7197. FIDDLERS COVE – Acoustic open mic with host Telly at 8 p.m. Located at 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL – Friday Happy Hour from 5 to 7 p.m. with free food at the bar. Outdoor patio. Located at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Ladies Night, the most popular of its kind in the Hamptons features DJ Disco Pauly spinning till 2 a.m. Ladies receive $2 beer and wine from 9 to 11 p.m. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – India Eaton at 8 p.m.

$10. Tickets cost $110. Karaoke at 10 p.m. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

THURSDAY, MAY 29 BAMBOO – Enjoy free sushi at the bar until 8 p.m. with half price sake martinis and lots of 80s and 90s music. Open 7 nights. Located at 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. DUNE – Open every Thursday from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Located at 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-2830808. EAST HAMPTON BOWL – All night $2 drinks, pool and bowling. Located at 71 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631324-1950. GURNEY’S INN – Karaoke with Jim and Nanci every Thursday at 9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. LE CHEF BISTRO – Vocalist Ludmilla and guitarist Marcello Pimenta perform every Thursday night from 7 to 10 p.m. Located at 75 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-8581. MUSE – Every Thursday there will be live music and entertainment from 7 to 10 p.m. The guitar and vocalist, Steve Fredericks will be performing. Admission is free. Open Wednesday through Monday from 5:30 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Shopping Centre, Ste. 5A, Water Mill. 631-7262606. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Jimmy Mazz, guitar and vocals, 7 to 10 p.m. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PINK ELEPHANT – Open for late night clubbing Thursdays through Sundays. Located at 281 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-287-9888. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Jake Lear at 8 p.m. $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD – Twilight Thursdays from 5 to 7:30 p.m. There will be complimentary cheeses and wine by the glass available for purchase. Located at 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Visit or call 631-5375106. Email all nightlife updates to or fax to 631-537-3330 by Friday at noon.


FRIDAY, MAY 23 75 MAIN – DJ and dancing. No cover. Located at 75 Main Street in Southampton. 631-283-7575. ANNONA RESTAURANT – Live music from 6-9 p.m. Happy Hour every Friday night from 5 to 7:30 p.m., featuring music and buy 1 get 1 free drinks. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BEACH BAR – TGIF Weekend Kickoff Party. $3 domestic bottles until 11 p.m. Hosted by Coors Light and Van Gogh Vodka. DJ Doug returns. Doors open at 8 p.m. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. CIGAR BAR – Latino Night. Located at 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. DOCKERS – Live music every Friday night. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. DUNE – Open every Friday and Saturday night and Sunday of holiday weekends from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Located at 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-283-0808. FIDDLERS COVE – Karaoke. Located at 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. GURNEY’S INN – Dance with DJ Des and DJ Linda every Friday and Saturday night. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL – Friday Happy Hour from 5 to 7 p.m. with free food at the bar. Outdoor patio. Located at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Live music by Plan B 7-11 p.m. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631288-0100. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – All night Happy Hour from 4 p.m. to midnight. DJ Dory. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Dave Wakeling and the English Beat at 8 p.m. $55. Booga Sugar at 10:30 p.m. $25. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. TURTLE CROSSING – Live music every Friday night with Mama Lee & Friends from 5:30 to 8 p.m. Located at 221 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-7166. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Live music. Located at 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631-288-7161.


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ART EVENTS DREW PATRICK SPA GALLERY – Featuring art by Bill Kuchler. Located at 128 West Main Street, Bay Shore. 631-206-3739. EZAIR GALLERY – Geometric Abstraction, group of three. Located at 136 Main Street, Southampton. 212-204-0442. GALERIE BELAGE – “Breaking the Walls of Bias: Art by Survivors,” on display through July 1. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. and Sun. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton. 631-2885082. GALLERY MERZ – Paintings by Christina Schlesinger and photography by Nicholas Bergery will run through June 17. Open Thurs.- Sat. 10 a.m.5 p.m. and Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. GALLERY NORTH – “Inprint” on display. Located at 385 Pine Tree Road, Cutchogue. 631-7347619. GOOD CONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 – Paintings and pastels by Christine Chew Smith and Lynne Heffner. Open Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 848 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-726-4663. GUILD HALL GALLERY – 70th Annual Guild Hall Artist Member’s Exhibition. Artists whose last names that start with A-L will be on display. Located at Guild Hall, located at 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0806. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – “Drama,” on display through May 24. Located at 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-204-9704. LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY – “Young Emerging Artists..” Open Sun.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 77 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-6308. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – An exhibit of work by members of the Southampton Artists Association. At the Southampton Cultural Center, 25

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“Golden Buddha” by Candyce Brokaw on display at Galerie BelAge, Westhampton Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. LONGHOUSE RESERVE – “100 Vessels.” $10 for the general public, $8 for seniors, free for LHR members. Located at 133 Hands Creek Rd., East Hampton. 631-329-3568. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Open daily from 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Located at 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245.

NESTSEEKERS GALLERY – New York artist Geoffrey Fontaigne releases his new book Selected Works and displays a few abstract expressionist paintings. Located at 150 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7070. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “Paper Transformed – Origami.” Open Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 25 Jobs Ln., Southampton. 631-2832118. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – An exhibition of early graphic works by Adolph Gottlieb will run through July 26. Located at 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. PRUDENTIAL DOUGLAS GALLERY – “Bang Bang!!!! Guns and Roses,” the work of Eileen HickeyHulme will run through May 31. Located at 216 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9700. QUOGUE LIBRARY – “Plein Air Peconic,” benefiting the Peconic Land Trust on display through May 29. Located at 90 Quogue St., Quogue, 631-653-6151. QUOGUE SCHOOL GALLERY – “Outsider Art Show” with works by students. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224 REMSENBURG ACADEMY – Oil paintings by Janine Stern on display through June 1. Located at 25 Ring Neck Rd., Remsenburg. 917-865-9997. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – The Jamesport Manor Inn, located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. ROSS SCHOOL – Featuring the work of eight East End artists. Curated by Ross School’s seventh grade (continued on page 134)


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(continued from page 132 ) presentation by Geir and introducing the line of Uberhouse “4U Pheromones.” Located at 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST CONGREGATION OF THE SOUTH FORK – “Members and Friends Art Show.” Open Saturday and Sunday. Located at 977 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0132. WALLACE GALLERY – Open Sat. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun.-Fri. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. 37A Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-4516. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – Open daily from 12-6 p.m. Closed Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097. WISH ROCK GALLERY – Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 19 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200.


“The Lady is a Tramp”by Guillermo Espinasse on display at deCordova Gallery, Greeport class. On display through June 13. Located at 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631-907-5000. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY – “Maker/Taker.” Located at 688 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or 631-726-0076. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – Third Annual Big Show exhibition. Located at 120 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. . 631-702-2306. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – Hand pulled prints and collage by Cynthia Back on display through June 29. Located at 516 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-1021. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – “Madeline, an artist’s model.” Located at 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – “Fire & Ice” on display through May 25. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. UBERHOUSE GALLERY – “Phoenix,” a photo

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Take Five 2008 Welcome back to the best place for Hamptons entertainment and special events news. Local venues have worked hard over the winter planning theater, music and special performances for the months ahead. This Memorial Day weekend, two stellar Broadway musical performers are here – Linda Eder on Saturday at Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center and Betty Buckley Friday through Sunday at Bay Street Theatre, Sag Harbor. Group for the East End holds its 21st season-opening Environmental Benefit cocktail party at the Madoo Conservancy in Sagaponack Friday (5:30 to 7:30 p.m., 537-1400, $50-60). Montauk has a fine arts festival Saturday through Monday (where Dan Rattiner will read from his new memoir In the Hamptons), and “Dan’s Papers” sponsors its 30th annual Potatohampton 5K run on Sunday to benefit the Bridgehampton Child Care and Recreational Center ($25, register 7:30 - 8:45 a.m. at the park south of Montauk Highway and Ocean Rd., Bridgehampton). Other highlights this weekend: The Will Rogers Follies just opened at Gateway Playhouse in Bellport, Gurney’s Inn (Montauk) has a musical tribute show to Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons on Saturday night, and there’s a gala concert Sunday evening at the Hampton Synagogue (Westhampton Beach).

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Over Buffalo next Thursday at the Quogue Village Theater. The show runs Thursday through Saturday evenings and Sunday afternoons through June 15. Tickets are $10-$22 (631-653-8955 or

SPEAKERS (free admission unless noted) Canio’s Books, Sag Harbor, has an eventful weekend. Sam V.K. Wilson reads from his new story collection Idiots and Angels at 6 p.m. Friday. Freelance journalist Lily Koppel talks about the 1930s diary she found in a Manhattan dumpster (Red Leather Diary: Reclaiming A Life Through the Pages of a Lost Journal) on Sat., 6 p.m. Notable photographer Kathryn Szoka’s new show “PARADE!” opens Sun., 4

to 6 p.m. Dan Rattiner, founder of Dan’s Papers, reads from his new memoir based on 50 years’ writing about Hamptons’ farmers, fishermen, artists, billionaires and celebrities, at the Montauk Arts Festival on Saturday. He’ll be at the Tower building on the Plaza at 11 a.m. (under the gazebo in case of rain), and at the soccer field behind the Montauk movie theater between noon and 2 p.m.

FILM Southampton’s Parrish Art Museum continues its “Identity and Survival” film series this Friday at 7 p.m. with Turtles Can Fly, a Kurdish film (with English subtitles) about how some Kurdish refugee children are enduring and surviving in Iraq ($5 members, $7 non-members).


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MUSIC Singer/actress Betty Buckley, who won a Tony Award for originating the role of Griselda in Cats (singing the show-stopping “Memories”), will be at Bay Street Theatre, Sag Harbor, Friday through Sunday evening at 8 p.m. She sings her choice of Broadway show tunes, jazz and pop standards. Tickets are $60, available at the box office (631-725-9500) or online at (She will also be at East End Books, 53 The Circle, East Hampton on Saturday, 2 to 3:30 p.m., autographing copies of her new CD Quintessence.) Linda Eder, another powerhouse singer/actress, who created the role of Lucy Harris on Broadway in Jekyll and Hyde, will be onstage at Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center this Saturday at 8 p.m. She will perform selections from Broadway shows and pop music classics. Tickets are $75-125 at the PAC box office (631-288-1500) or online at “Oh What A Night” is a musical tribute to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons on Saturday evening at Gurney’s Inn, Montauk. Tickets are $45; call 631-6682345 or go to The Hampton Synagogue, Westhampton Beach, has a gala concert celebrating Israel’s 60th anniversary this Sunday, 7:30 p.m. (free admission). Recommended music at local clubs and restaurants: Amagansett at the Stephen Talkhouse – Fri. ska with Dave Wakeling & the English Beat followed by disco/rock with Booga Sugar; Sat. singer/songwriter Martin Sexton then country rock with Nancy Atlas Project; Sun. lady rock band Lez Zeppelin then R&B/reggae artist Winston Irie; East Hampton–Fiddler’s Cove (Mambo Loco on Sat.), Turtle Crossing (blues & soul Thurs. with Mamalee Rose & friends); Sagaponack–wine & jazz Thurs. 5 to 7:30 p.m. at Wolffer Estate; Bridgehampton–Jody Carlson jazz trio at Pierre’s on Tues., Monica Hughes sings at One Ocean on Thurs.; Water Mill–singer/guitarist Steve Fredericks at Muse on Thurs.; Southampton – new music café Regular’s opens on North Sea Rd, Sunnyland Jazz Band at Le Chef on Thurs.; Westhampton Beach – musicians Fri. at Annona, Thurs. to Sat. at The Patio, Fri. & Sat. at Westhampton Steakhouse, Fri. to Sun. at The Artful Dodger.



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Entertainment In The Hamptons Backbeat: Preview to East End Music Scene By Tiffany Razzano For East Enders craving live music and anticipating the day when there are a wide variety of bands and genres to choose from, Memorial Day weekend is finally here. The weekend marks the start of the summer season, when bands can be heard blaring from the doors of a number of venues on any given night. The holiday weekend also sets the stage for what locals, tourists and second-home owners can expect for their aural fixes this summer. This year, if you just want to go out and hear some old favorites, you’re probably better off checking out some cover acts and tribute bands. The Amish Outlaws (, “straight outta Lancaster,” according to the website, is a unique act set to perform at the Beach Bar in Hampton Bays on May 25. Playing up to their name, with three members having actually defected from the Amish lifestyle, these guys cover everything from Guns N’ Roses to the Insane Clown Posse, adding a bizarre flair to whatever they perform. Talk of the Town (, a Pretenders/Cars tribute band (I know, it’s an odd combination), will be performing at the Artful Dodger in Westhampton Beach. Lead vocals alter-

The Amish Outlaws nate between male and female, with bassist Billy Reutlinger channeling Ric Ocasek on the Cars’ songs, and Mary Beth Cronin doing her best Chrissy Hynde on the Pretenders’ numbers (Cronin pulls off Hynde pretty well, but I’d be interested in hearing her try a few Patti Smith tunes). They’ll be coming back to the Artful Dodger a few weeks later on June 7, a day after hitting up Sunwater’s Grill Restaurant in

Hampton Bays. Or you might want to catch Lez Zeppelin (, and yes, the band’s name says it all – but if I really need to spell it out for you, it’s an all-female Led Zeppelin cover band. They’ll be at Stephen Talkhouse on May 25. Of course, the Talkhouse is an even better place for original music, and their coming Memorial Day weekend schedule is full of it. Friday night you can first check out the ska sounds of Britain’s Dave Wakeling and the English Beat (, which came into its own when it sped up its reggae-infused rock in the ’80s, alongside another well-known British ska group, The Specials. That same night, you can check out the R&Binfused disco rock of New York City’s Booga Sugar (, who will be in Amagansett again May 30, and the weekend also features such acts as singer-songwriter Martin Sexton (, the very well-known East End Americana/roots rock act (akin to Lucinda Williams) Nancy Atlas ( and Brooklyn reggae/dub artist Winston Irie ( A great place to check out some local rock acts (continued on next page)


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Bedell on Saturday. Acoustic rocker Joe Allegue is at Corey Creek that day then heads to Bedell on Sunday. Jon Divello (, another acoustic rock performer, but with a band behind him, is at Corey Creek on Sunday, while Johnny Kroo (, a singer-songwriter who performs original music as well as a wide variety of covers (James Taylor to Sublime) is there on Monday. Spoonwalk (, a folk-rock duo with jazz leanings, is at Bedell on Monday. The well-known Kerry Kearney (, a great blues rock act that has long been an integral part of the Long Island music scene, will be at Martha Clara Vineyard in Riverhead on

Saturday for the vineyard’s “Red, Whites and BBQ Blues” event. Jamesport Vineyards in Jamesport is hosting a trio of artists over the weekend. Highway 49 performs on Saturday, acoustic singer-songwriter Barry Waller ( is on Sunday and Gibraltar Jazz on Monday. So enjoy whichever band you decide to check out, and rest easy, knowing that next weekend – and even some weekdays – will bring you great, live acts. If you’re a band or musician interested in being featured in our new music column, email

Talk of the Town this weekend is “The Umbrella Show,” presented by the art collective Arts 4 Bonac Tonic at Stella Maris School in Sag Harbor May 23-26. While the festival will feature a variety of art genres, including visual arts, literary efforts and film/animation shorts, Saturday night from 5:45-10 p.m. will feature a bevy of local bands. Too Busy Being Bored, one of the bands in the line-up, has more of an indie-rock feel – something you don’t often hear on the East End. A Midnight Orchestra also evokes that very indie feeling, bringing a more modern rock-oriented, almost hardcore sound to the table, as does the group All County Fair. Eastenders Coffee House in Riverhead might have done away with their weekly open mic nights, but it’s still a great resource for music on the East End, as they bring in a different act every Friday and Saturday (and sometimes Sunday). On Friday, Johnnie Lee Jordan ( brings his indie folk style to the coffee house. With wavering vocals, a little bit Devandra Banhart, a little Connor Oberst from Bright Eyes, this is a show not to be missed. Saturday features two original acts. From 3-6

Martin Sexton p.m. catch The Singing Willow Tree Band (, a selfdescribed jam and roots band, but with an R&B flair, particularly in the vocals. Later that day, between 8 and 11 p.m., check out the Jay Scott Acoustic Trio (, a bluesy, folk rock act. And of course, the vineyards are always a good place for live music, pretty much any Saturday or Sunday over the weekend, as well as holidays. Bedell Cellars and Corey Creek Vineyards, which have the same owner, are offering live music Saturday through Monday this holiday weekend. The Contractors (, a party band that tackles a variety of groups, including the B-52s, No Doubt, Cyndi Lauper and Stevie Wonder, are at 1146114

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Entertainment In The Hamptons review: adding machine... by gordin & christiano

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American dream (the original was three hours in length) is an odd choice for a musical. The story’s antihero, Mr. Zero (a riveting Joel Hatch) is fired from his dead end job as a bookkeeper on his 25th anniversary with the company and is replaced by a cost effective adding machine. In an act of vengeful rage, Mr. Zero murders his boss and travels to the afterlife, where he is given one last chance for romance and redemption. He’s trapped, however, as an angry everyman with a fatal flaw – he longs for safety and fears the unknown. The creative team has made the brave choice of streamlining the original to a brief 90 minutes, while

retaining all the major plot elements including a murder and an execution. The musical plays more like a stylized parable than a period piece and will linger in your consciousness for days, even weeks. I still haven’t forgotten the cumulative effect from this near perfect musical realization. The beautifully varied score by Joshua Schmidt, who also wrote the libretto with Jason Loewith, achieves a timeless quality. The music created by three musicians on piano, synthesizer and percussion has a minimalist, somewhat industrial sound that lures you into Mr. Zero’s world. And while the show is not sung throughout, the evening has an operatic quality combined with eerie sound effects that is mesmerizing. Mr. Zero’s wife Mrs. Zero (a marvelously abrasive Cyrilla Baer) is a nagging nightmare. The remarkable first scene takes place in their conjugal bed placed upright on the stage. Mrs. Zero sings “Something to Be Proud Of,” a strident unrelenting whine that feels like an aria of complaint. This scene sets the tone and every one that follows is truthful and wonderfully paced, filling the evening with many emotionally harrowing moments. The gifted ensemble is outstanding. What is most memorable is the blank expressions that only occasionally allow emotions to register. Mr. Zero’s explosive confession in defense of his actions during the trial scene is the chilling rant of a bigot with no apparent redeeming qualities, making it all the more terrifying. Nothing about this musical panders to the sentimentalized commercialism that is rampant on Broadway. Adding Machine is a magnificent little masterpiece that stands out as one of the most exceptional productions of the season. The show opened on February 25, 2008 at the Minetta Lane Theatre, 18 Minetta Lane, just east of Sixth Avenue. Tickets are available by calling the theatre box office at 212-4208000 or through


Joshua Schmidt’s haunting musical adaptation of Elmer Rice’s Expressionist tragedy Adding Machine, currently playing downtown at the Minetta Lane Theatre, is a stunning artistic achievement. Directed by David Cromer with daring style, the brilliantly conceived production is simply shattering. While the moody chamber piece may not be for the masses, Cromer’s original staging of the dark tale is nonetheless a bracing heartbreaker that remains true to the source material, while courageously avoiding commercial conceits. The 1923 classic about the dark side of the

Theater critics Barry Gordin and Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer and Patrick is artistic director of SilvaRoad Productions. Visit their website at

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The “Saturday Night Live” goldmine continues to churn out easy money for super-genius producer Lorne Michaels. His ability to find and then bank on talented writers and comics has yet to diminish, even while his late-night landmark isn’t in one of its golden eras. If you have any doubts, think of the stars he has brought to our attention: Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Mike Myers and Will Ferrell – all household film stars whose careers Michaels launched – as well as Tim Meadows, Molly Shannon, Andy Samberg, just a few names among the dozens of B-level funny people from his TV stable who were hot enough at one moment to earn a quick stab at the big screen. The point? For every Wayne’s World there was a Coneheads; for every Tommy Boy, a Stuart Saves His Family. With his latest production, Baby Mama, the question isn’t, “Do you go pay to see another SNL movie?” It’s more like, “Is this going to be another A Night at the Roxbury?” Luckily for theatergoers, this time the producer has scored a winner, as he places Tina Fey (“30 Rock,” SNL) in the role of Kate Holbrook, a 37year-old career woman who keeps slapping the snooze button on her biological clock. Somehow she’s actually getting worse at dating, so she decides to forego finding a suitable suitor and seeks out medical assistance in impregnation. Unfortunately, she finds out that she’s unable to carry, so she decides to have her eggs ride it out in a surrogate. Enter Angie (Amy Poehler) – a goofy, lazy, streetwise lady who’s fine with carrying a child for money. The two get matched but are obviously mismatched, which naturally means they’ll be spending more time together than they would like. Sure enough, Angie gets booted out of her commonlaw husband’s hovel and ends up moving into Kate’s upper-class abode. What comes next is textbook: the rube helps open up the stiff, the stiff helps direct the life of the rube, and we laugh the whole way to a satisfying ending… we hope.

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Thankfully, this time our hopes are fulfilled, as there are many funny moments in the film. There’s no question this movie at its core is hackneyed and clichéd. Odd couple comedy was old even before Laurel and Hardy started doing talkies. Plus, Michaels never plays outside the rules with stories, but he can take such blasé premises and then finds talent that injects something special into otherwise run-of-the-mill material. Poehler, for one, is such a natural comedian it’s unnerving, as she can actual-

ly deliver her lesser lines, warming them to medium/hot funny with her expressions. Fey, meanwhile, is dynamite, so well-rounded in real life (she’s a writer and producer, besides her acting turns) and can always manage to convey richness in any role. In fact, you could conceivably call it a (small) failure of the film; you never feel like Kate isn’t going to figure everything out, regardless of her lack of dating success. The supporting cast is wonderful, too – be it Michaels’ clout or the continued support of SNL by major stars, but once again big actors come by and provide a bedrock foundation for the film: Steve Martin plays Kate’s pony-tailed hippie boss; Sigourney Weaver makes a smart turn as the chilly director of the surrogate agency; and Greg Kinnear appears as Fey’s love interest. All do fantastic work, helping carry this simple film to loftier heights. The writing is good enough, wavering between juvenile and smart, a common characteristic of writer-director Michael McCullers, a former – you guessed it – SNL writer who also happens to have crafted the Austin Powers trilogy. Word has it that Fey quietly polished the script, which makes sense, because the film always feels like it’s hers. She is just such a complete being, and that is no disrespect to the generally more gut-busting Poehler, who’s just as much worth the price of admission. But Fey can rely on her serious side to be funny, while her counterpart needs to mug, mug and mug some more. All in all, it’s a funny movie, although you may be wondering why all these talented people were so willing to settle for what really isn’t more than long-form sketch comedy. Oh wait…Mr. Michaels! You’ve done it again. Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics.

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Art Events – pg. 128 Benefits – pg. 124 Day by Day – pg. 124 Kids’ Events – pg. 120 Movies – pg. 139 Nightlife – pg. 131 Take 5 – pg. 135 Schedule for the week of Friday, May 23 to Thursday, May 29. Movie Schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times.

UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Chronicles of Narnia – Fri.-Mon. 12, 3:45, 7, 10:10 Tues.-Thurs. 3:45, 7, 10:10 What Happens in Vegas – Fri.-Mon. 1, 4:15, 7:10, 9:30 Tues.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:10, 9:30 The Visitor – Fri.-Mon. 1:30, 4:45, 7:45, 10:15 Tues.Thurs. 4:45, 7:45, 10:15 Iron Man – Fri.-Mon. 1:15, 4:30, 7:30, 10:20 Tues.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30, 10:20 Indiana Jones – Fri.-Mon. 12:15, 12:45, 3:30, 4, 6:45, 7:15, 10, 10:30 Tues.-Thurs. 3:30, 4, 6:45, 7:15, 10, 10:30 The Happening – Fri.-Mon. 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:40, 9:50 Tues.-Thurs. 5, 7:40, 9:50

GREENPORT THEATER (631-477-8600) Iron Man – Fri. 7:20, 9:45 Sat.-Sun. 2:15, 4:45, 7:20, 9:45

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Baby Mama (PG-13) In this comedy, Tina Fey stars as Kate Holbrook, a single, successful businesswoman who learns she’s unable to have a child after deciding she wants to start a family on her own, hires working-class Angie (Amy Poehler) as her surrogate mother. But when Angie comes knocking on Kate’s door with no place to live, the mismatched pair become roommates for the duration of her pregnancy. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (PG) Following the popular The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, siblings Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy

are pulled back into the world of Narnia one year later, but discover more than 1,000 years have passed in the fantasy world. They again team up with Aslan, this time to overthrow the evil General Miraz, who is acting as king, and restore the exiled heir, Prince Caspian, to the throne. The Counterfeiters (R) The true story of the largest counterfeit ring in history. In 1936, Salomon “Sally” Sorowitsch, an underworld counterfeiter, is thrown into a concentration camp, where he is handpicked by the Nazis to produce fake foreign currency in order to weaken the economy of Germany’s enemies.

The Happening (R) Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo star in the latest thriller from M. Night Shyamalan. In order to escape the complete and bizarre breakdown in human behavior that is occurring all around them and resulting in death and destruction, a Philadelphia family flees to rural Pennsylvania. But they discover the crisis is inescapable. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (PG-13) Harrison Ford is back as the archaeologist, professor and adventurer Indiana Jones, fired from his post at Marshall College after returning to the real world because of suspicions of the government. On his way out of town, he meets Mutt (Shia LaBeouf), who convinces him to travel to Peru to search for the Crystal Skyll of Akator. Iron Man (PG-13) Robert Downey Jr. is given his chance to bring yet another comic book character to life. When wealthy industrialist and inventor Tony Stark (Downey) is kidnapped and forced to build a weapon that could cause immense devastation, he instead creates a high-tech suit of armor and escapes. He vows to use his suit to protect the world from evil. Made of Honor (PG-13) Best friends for 10 years, Tom (Patrick Dempsey) realizes he is in love with Hannah when she gets engaged to another man and asks him to be her Maid of Honor. Tom decides to try to win her over and stop the wedding. Priceless (PG-13) Irene (Audrey Tatou), who only dates wealthy men, mistakenly wins the affections of Jean, a hotel bartender, after she gets the impression that he has money. Now Jean must do whatever he can to find the money to keep Irene in his life in this French comedy. Redbelt (R) Martial arts instructor Mike Terry (Chiwetel Ejiofor), more interested in fighting for honor than sport, is introduced to the Hollywood world of movie hero Chet Frank (Tim Allen) after a series of events that also force him to enter the prizefighting ring for financial reasons. Speed Racer (PG) A live action film based on the 1960s Japanese anime series stars indie stalwarts Emile Hirsch as Speed Racer and Christina Ricci as his girlfriend Trixie. A natural behind the wheel and driven to fulfill the legacy of his older brother, the legendary Rex Racer, Speed sets out to win The Crucible, the crosscountry race that took his brother’s life, while keeping a corporation from ruining the sport. Then She Found Me (R) Adapted from a novel by Elinor Lipman, Helen Hunt directs and stars in this story of a woman facing a mid-life crisis as she separates from her husband, loses her adoptive mother, finds new love and also meets her birth mother for the first time. The Visitor (PG-13) Bored with his life, college professor Walter Vale (Richard Jenkins) returns to his NYC home from a conference to find that a young foreign couple has moved in. Victims of a real estate scam, the couple has nowhere to go. Vale allows them to stay with him and an unlikely connection begins, changing his life. What Happens in Vegas (R) Jack (Ashton Kutcher) and Joy (Cameron Diaz) awake in Las Vegas to discover that they married after a night of drunken debauchery in Las Vegas. They also learn that one of them won a jackpot with the other’s quarter. Forced to live as newlyweds, the pair attempts to undermine each other in a battle for the money.

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Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column Flags are flying this holiday weekend to commemorate and remember the men and women who have made the supreme sacrifice for our freedom. While not losing sight of honoring our current American heroes all over the world, their bravery and sacrifice, it is Memorial Day weekend, traditionally a time for celebration. There will be festivals, fairs and parades. Family and friends will gather around on this official beginning of summer, and food, as with all celebrations, plays a pivotal role. One of the nicest ways to enjoy your guests is to entertain at home. Yet this can be stressful. Through many years of teaching cooking my focus was, and is, to prepare dishes with tons of flavor, and with advance planning, can be prepared ahead. Many recipes can be prepared completely ahead or at least up to a certain point. Pick up a fresh bunch of beets with their greens still on at one of the many local farm stands to prepare a beet and pear salad from Giuliano Bugialli’s Parma, celebrating the foods of the region. Beets can be roasted up to one week ahead and refrigerated right up to the time you need them. The best news is that you can buy rock hard pears and don’t have to wait for them to ripen. Just peel, quarter and slice, and poach in boiling water for a few minutes. When ready to serve the salad, just peel and slice the beets, add them to the pears, dress with a fine quality red wine vinegar and extra-virgin oil and voila, this colorful and crunchy salad is ready to be served on a lettuce leaf. I have no problem serving roast chicken, or in this case Cornish game hens, at room temperature. Marinate the hens overnight in a fresh herb and lemon mixture and roast an hour or so ahead – and they don’t have to be piping hot when you serve them. If you have the time or stamina, julienne some vegetables such as fennel, carrot and sweet red pep-

Capital of Italian Gastronomy, 2005. Serves 6 6 fresh medium-sized red beets with leaves Coarse (kosher) salt 2 unripe Bosc pears Julienne rind of lemon then cut in half Fine salt 1 clove 2 medium-sized garlic cloves, peeled 4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1 1/2 tablespoons red wine vinegar Freshly ground pepper To serve Leaves of Boston lettuce Julienne of lemon rind garnish Preheat oven to 400 degrees. 1. Scrub beets well and cut leaves to 1 inch above the beets. Dry well in paper towel, wrap beets in a large square of heavy-duty foil and place on a cookie sheet. Bake about 1 hour until tender when pierced with a knife. Let cool then peel; the skins will slip off easily. Can be prepared up to several days ahead and refrigerated in a suitable container.

per and sauté in olive oil with seasonings to taste. The vegetables can be prepared ahead and refrigerated in a Ziplock bag until ready to sauté. Dessert can be an assortment of seasonal fruits lavished with spumante! This pleasing menu would be truly celebratory when our heroes return to our shores.

2. Peel the pears, cut them into quarters, remove the cores and cut each quarter into 3-4 slices, depending on their thickness. Place the pears in a bowl of cold water with a few drops of lemon juice. Meanwhile, in a medium saucepan bring two cups of cold water to a boil over medium heat, add coarse salt to taste, then a large piece of lemon rind, and the whole clove. Simmer for two minutes, then drain the pears. Add them to the boiling water and simmer for

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5-7 minutes; pears must still be very crunchy. Drain the pears again and transfer them to a small bowl.

time to time. 5. To serve: Cut the hens in half through the center of the breast meat and serve on a bed of vegetable julienne, if desired.

3. Cut the beets into 1/4-inch slices and add them to the bowl with the pears. Use a garlic press to squeeze the garlic cloves over the vegetables. Season with salt and pepper and drizzle all the oil and vinegar over. Mix very well and refrigerate, covered, for at least one hour before serving. Place a large leaf of Boston lettuce in each of 6 individual salad plates. Divide the salad evenly over the leaves and top with lemon julienne.

ROASTED HERB AND LEMON CORNISH GAME HENS Serve warm or at room temperature. Serves 8 4 Cornish game hens, backbone removed Marinade 6-8 cloves garlic, peeled 6-8 fresh sage leaves 1 tablespoon rosemary leaves Small bunch Italian parsley, heavy leaves removed 1/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil 2-3 tablespoons lemon juice Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper


2. Place garlic cloves and herbs in the work bowl of a food processor. Pulse several times to coarsely chop the ingredients. With machine running pour olive oil through the feed tube until mixture is homogeneous. Add the lemon juice, salt and pepper to taste and stir to mix. 3. Lift the skin of each hen and place a heaping tablespoon of the herb mixture under the skin, pushing it down towards the legs as well as possible. Place hens in large Pyrex or ceramic container, and pour over the marinade. Marinate, covered, for several hours or overnight. Preheat oven to 425 degrees.

1. Remove backbone from each hen and make a small cut into the front of the breast bone. Firmly press down on the breastbone to flatten the hen. Rinse the hens and pat dry with paper towels. Loosen the breast skin of each hen by running your fingers between the skin and the flesh, being careful not to tear the skin.

4. When ready to roast, arrange the hens in a roasting pan and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Roast, skin-side down in preheated oven for 15 minutes. Turn hens skin-side up and roast for about 1518 minutes longer until skin is crisp and meat is cooked to 160 degrees. Be sure to baste hens from

2-3 cups assorted berries, strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries 6-8 ripe peaches, nectarines and/or plums 1/2 pound sweet cherries 1 chilled bottle Spumante (Italian sparkling wine)

1. Wash and pat dry all fruits except raspberries and blackberries. Rinse raspberries and blackberries, if using, gently swish in a bowl of cold water before serving. 2. If using peaches, plums and/or nectarines, cut into neat little wedges, starting from the outer skin and working in toward the pit or core. Hull strawberries; then slice in half. Pit cherries if using. 3. Whatever combination of fruits you are using; prepare a bowlful early in the day. Refrigerate, covered. Bring to room temperature about 30 minutes before serving. 4. Meanwhile, chill a bottle of Spumante. Pour the bubbly liquid into the bowl of fruits and serve immediately from wide-mouthed champagne glasses or clear dessert bowls.

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Dining Log tures a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Chic yet casual. Serving dinner Tuesday-Sunday from 5 p.m. Offering a three-course prix fixe for $22 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and Friday and Saturday before 6 p.m. Open for brunch Sundays 11:30 - 4:00 p.m. Closed Mondays. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OAKLAND’S RESTAURANT & MARINA – Located on Dune Road at the Shinnecock Inlet in Hampton Bays, Oakland’s is now open for the season. Offering lunch and dinner everyday. Daily specials from our regular menu are always offered. Visit or call 631-728-6900 for more information. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Zagat says “Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Open Thurs.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road. Sag Harbor. 631-725-7110. ONE OCEAN – An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631537-5665. PARTO’S – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, café. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit Located at 12 West Main

Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef’s tastings available Sun.- Thurs. for $25. Live entertainment Fri. & Sat. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. PREMIER DINER – Enjoy spectacular food, dinner specials and easy-going atmosphere. Open 24 hours, weekends. Located at 690 Commack Road, Commack, 200 ft. North of Expressway (going east Exit 52, going west Exit 53) 631462-1432. SARACEN – A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631537-6255. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best” Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703 TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food in an old Southwestern technique. Ribs, wraps, ‘ritas! Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. Located at 21 Panitgo Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7166. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Seafood, pasta, prime-aged steaks, lobster dinners. Prix-fixe available every night until 7 p.m. Thursday and Sundays. Lobster dinner $17, Prime Rib $21.95 or Prime Rib and Lobster $36.Tuesday dinner & a movie – get free movie tickets to the Hampton Arts Theatre with any dinner (offer for Tuesday movie only). Lobster $36. Live music in the dining room Thursday, Friday and Saturday.


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medium, this cut of meat did not disappoint. Thick and tender to the touch, the Cowboy made my guest thankful that she’s a carnivore. I ordered the Chilean sea bass, braised with onion, shallot, tomato, and herbs. This plate was fresh and aromatic and meaty slices of sea bass fell easy with each turn of my fork. When dessert finally rolled around, we were unprepared for the mountain of flavors presented in the Chocolate Decadence. Served with raspberry coulis, the cake was served warm and was a chocolate lover’s dream. Odds and ends alternatives off the menu include organic, free-range chicken, New Zealand rack of lamb, and if you bring the kids, go no further than the mac & cheese. Aside from enchanting dining, the Westhampton Steakhouse offers the community much more than just a good meal. Into running? No problem. They host “Monday Night Fun Runs” at 6:30 p.m, open to all ages and the best part is that at the completion of the run, barbecue and refreshments are free. Maybe you like to dance? Then come to the Loft nightclub after 10 p.m, located on the third level (the second level is a nice balcony that overlooks the restaurant) of the steakhouse, where there’s a DJ and dancing on all three levels. Perhaps you’re more into live music. Stop by on Thursdays for their Jazz Open Mic Night featuring the Swingset Quartet – and feel free to bring your instruments and join in. Whether you’re coming for their daily, three-course price fix, Sunday brunch, or for a glass of wine and live music, the Westhampton Steakhouse is open for dinner 7 days a week beginning at 4 p.m. For their complete menu and daily specials, visit


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By Victoria L. Cooper The charming brick building of the Westhampton Steakhouse has an old boy’s club feel – inside, the vaulted ceiling is a waxy pressed tin, which complements the maroon and green décor, mahogany bar and wood staircase. Yet the character of the Westhampton Steakhouse is in no way staunch or conservative – it’s elegant and warm, just the place to come with your family, old friends or someone new. But be prepared to eat well – I’d recommend a light lunch if you’ve got dinner plans. As a hands-down playground for meatloving carnivores, the steakhouse features a signature collection of meats, steaks and chops. Whether you’re interested in marinated, dry-aged, blackened, boneless, prime, broiled or black and blue, Chef Daniel Litwin knows just how to treat the meat. Litwin has over 30 years experience in the restaurant industry, having worked with the embassies of the Washington, D.C. area and owned and operated the Blue-n-Gold Brewing Company, one of Gourmet’s 16 distinctive restaurants of the Middle Atlantic States. Yet let it be known, although the steakhouse specializes in rich, red meats, it’s hardly lacking selections from the sea. To start off our meal, we ordered the Westhampton Oysters – six plump bivalves, these are not your ordinary ice-cold oysters. Topped with Maryland crab, Rockefeller spinach and Swiss cheese, this appetizer was served hot and packed a mellow essence that’s typically not associated with one, two, and shuck of this shellfish. Another highlight was the Gorgonzola steak tips, which were served on a blue cheese gratin with potato crisps.

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Dining in the Hamptons Kitchen Coutour – Closeup View of Great Spaces By Greg Burt Saturday, May 31st, might just be a good day to skip breakfast. If you’re into cooking, kitchen design or just fine dining, you’ll be able, from noon to four that day, to tour six high-end, residential kitchens in and around Sag Harbor. You’ll enjoy a broad selection of foods and wines in professionally-decorated settings, get to talk with kitchen designers and food experts, or find an autographed classic at the cookbook sale. The homes you’ll visit, both old and new, have been chosen for architectural interest and spectacular views as well as for their great kitchens. “The Neighbors

Helping Neighbors Tour of Beautiful Kitchens,” hosted by the Sag Harbor Community Food Pantry, benefits their “Fresh Is Better” program which provides fresh produce and other healthy meal ingredients to area individuals in need. Three homes in North Haven, two in Sag Harbor proper and one in Bay Point feature wraparound water views from the kitchen. Each will be decorated by Hampton Staging Company with floral designs from Annie Casale of Sag Harbor Florist and outstanding local purveyors will provide the food and drink. There’ll be filet mignons from Cromer’s Market, award-winning chowders

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Farms Find a Creative Way to Stay Alive

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By Tiffany Razzano Community Supported Agriculture, better known as CSA, is an affordable way to not only support local farms, but also to get your daily intake of fresh veggies. CSAs work on a subscription basis. Prior to the season, customers buy shares of the farm, then, typically starting at the end of May or beginning of June, each week they receive a box of vegetables, which varies depending on what the farm yields that week. So if the farm grows a lot of squash, you’re going to get a lot squash in your box and less of something else. “It’s like a vegetable of the week club,” said Eve KaplanWalbrecht, who co-owns the Garden of Eve in

Aquebogue with her husband Chris. Subscribers typically get a varied assortment of vegetables though, often enough for several meals throughout the week for a family of four. “If you have a lot of one crop source, it’s a good way to put it out,” said Karen Lee, who co-owns Sang Lee Farms in Peconic with her husband Fred. “Sometimes if you put it out at a market or your stand, it won’t go. But we diversify as much as we can. We offer a nice mix.” These groups continue to grow as healthy eating becomes more popular and farms continue to struggle to pay for the three Fs – feed, fertilizer and fuel. “It’s a win-win situation,” said Lee. “It helps people have a healthy lifestyle; it helps

the farmer,” added Kaplan-Walbrecht. Sang Lee, an organic farm that has been around for 40 years, but only as a retailer for the last 10, has been offering a CSA for the last three years. They had 40 members their first year. This number has shot up to 120 – possibly more since they’ve added a pick-up in Brooklyn – for the last two seasons, said Lee. Garden of Eve, also organic, has been offering their CSA program for about six years. They started out offering 50 shares and have grown to 600. “We’ve been able to cut back on the farmers markets,” Kaplan-Walbrecht said, “which is a big plus for us. It gives us more time to run the farm (continued on next page)

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don’t miss an opportunity for a free consultation with one of several professional kitchen designers who’ll be on hand from ET Raffel and Riverhead Building Supply, which is offering a 10 percent discount to members of the tour. The day’s events will include a cookbook sale. The Pantry volunteers, many of whom are serious cooks, have collected several hundred cookbooks, including some autographed editions. Regina Humanitzki, one of the event organizers, says she got the idea for the kitchen tour during a wine-tasting trip to Napa Valley, where she attented a similar event to benefit the community pantry in Sonoma. Regina’s own home, by the way, is on the tour and features an old-fashioned, culinary herb garden just out-

side the kitchen door. Her home, she says, is “designed in the style of Frank Lloyd Wright. All natural materials were used: Pennsylvania Blue stone for the radiant heated floors; mahogany molding and trim throughout; granite counter tops; mahogany was used on the island which divides the work area of the kitchen from the dining area. I felt that the extensive panoramic views were so compelling that no bright colors were used. You simply cannot compete with nature.” The Sag Harbor Community Food Pantry is a volunteer outreach program whose goal is to help neighbors in need. In operation since 1987, it’s located at The Old Whalers’ Church in Sag Harbor. The Pantry provides fresh ingredients for


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and less time standing on sidewalks in New York City.” The money brought in from CSAs helps to offset the farms’ costs prior to the summer season. “Farms that are very small need the help to survive,” Lee said. “This is a practical approach. Farms struggle in the spring.” It’s a great deal for consumers, as well. Sang Lee costs $620 for a full share of 26 weekly pickups, while Garden of Eve costs $495. Do the math and you’ll see that it’s a lot cheaper than running to the supermarket, or even the farm stand, every week. It also ensures that you get the healthiest and freshest vegetables. “There’s a huge demand for it,” Kaplan-Walbrecht said. “It’s a challenge for people getting fresh food within a reasonable distance from where they live.” The farms also make it easy for you. You can pick up your boxes at the farms themselves and they often offer other pick-up locations in Suffolk, Nassau, Brooklyn or Manhattan. Sang Lee members can also pick up their boxes at the Westhampton or East Hampton farmers markets during those market’s operating hours if that’s easiest for them. Of course, there are risks to the CSA method as well, but generally just for the farmer. “If you don’t have enough vegetables, then you’re scrambling to supply customers with an interesting mix,” said Lee, whose farm has never been in this situation, but has had other local farms come to Sang Lee to purchase vegetables for CSAs. “If you have to buy in, then you’re spending money, not making it.” But the benefits far outweigh the risks. CSAs also foster a community, between the farm and its subscribers as well as between members. Members are often privy to special farm tours, newsletters featuring farm news and special recipes and discounts at the farm stand. “It really connects you to the community in a way you’d never be connected to them,” Lee said.

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To celebrate Memorial Day Weekend, Legends Restaurant in New Suffolk will host live oldies music featuring Prentiss McNeill with Fred Miner & Sahara in the pub beginning at 9 p.m. on Saturday, May 24. McNeill, a former lead singer of The Drifters, will dance all night long while singing old favorites. The pub menu will be available and includes: grilled marinated pork chops; shepherd’s pie; skillet shrimp; stone baked pizza with thin crust and plain cheese; and classic burgers. For reservations or further information about the restaurant, call Legends Restaurant at (631) 734-5123. Corey Creek Vineyards in Southold hosts a wine and cheese pairing, the last Saturday of each month. On Saturday, May 31 they will be pairing their award winning wines with an assortment of artisanal cheeses. The cost is $15 per person and complimentary for wine club members. Reservations are required; please RSVP for the pairing by Tuesday, May 27. For more information contact Corey Creek Vineyards at (631) 765-4168. The Jamesport Manor Inn in Jamesport is now having a three-course lunch prixe fixe. The prix fixe is served daily Monday through Saturday for $20 per person. Menu items may include: seared spicy calamari with baby arugula, roasted red peppers, shaved fennel and citrus vinaigrette; pork loin Milanese with arugula, roast tomato, pepperoncini, balsamic syrup and lemon-truffle vinaigrette; bacon blt with roasted tomatoes, baby arugula and basil mayo; and penne pasta with aged cheddar, parmigiano-reggian, ham and crème fraiche. For more information call The Jamesport Manor Inn at (631) 722-0500. Surf Shack in Amagansett starts the holiday weekend early with “Locals Night” on Thursday, May


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sels marinara; baked clams; chicken parmigiana; eggplant parmigiana; grilled salmon; chicken vincenzo; marinated hanger steak; brownie sundae; cheesecake; and a cannoli. Giordano’s is now open Wednesday through Saturday from 4-10 p.m. For more information call Giordano’s at (631) 725-4444. The Westhampton Steak House in Westhampton Beach offers a nightly prix fixe for $21.95. The prix fixe features: filet mignon; NY shell; and beef and reef and duck. The menu is offered until 7 p.m. On Thursday they have surf and turf night, including a $17 lobster dinner, a $21.95 prime rib dinner or combine them for $36. They also have live music every Friday and Saturday in the dining room. For more information call The Westhampton Steakhouse at (631) 288-7161. Harbor Bistro in East Hampton introduces a new wine list showcasing small batch wine producers from around the globe as well as local East End wines. Wines by the bottle range from $26 to $150 and wines by the glass vary from $8 to $18. In honor of the new wine selection, the restaurant will also host their first wine dinner of the season, on Wednesday, June 11. For more information call Harbor Bistro at (631) 324-7300.

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Raving Beauty

Health, Beauty & Fitness

By Janet Flora

Before the Nuptials, Make Up and Say I Do

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You have the dress, the location, the invitations are sent, and after pouring over portfolios of photographers, you’ve chosen one to capture the moments of your wedding day. But if you want those photos to be picture perfect, make sure to book the right makeup artist and hairstylist before saying, I do. John Olavarria (A.K.A., John O), personal hair and makeup artist to CNBC’s Erin Burnett, also specializes in bridal makeup and hair and has worked with celebrity wedding planners like Fete and Francesca Events. John O says, “When choosing someone specializing in bridal beauty it’s best to get personal recommendations.” If you don’t have a wedding planner, or the photographer does not endorse a particular artist, John O suggests asking friends who have had their hair and makeup done professionally and have been pleased and looked gorgeous. But even with those recommendations he cautions: “Before meeting the artist go the their Web site. Not only do you get to see their work, but can read their bio, and see their client list.” If you like what you see on the Web site have a conversation with the artist about specific concerns. If it’s a destination wedding, is the person willing to travel? Or similarly if the artist is based in the city and your wedding is the Hamptons will you need to supply transportation and accommodations? And if you’ve allocated a particular dollar amount for this service find out if this person’s fees are within your budget.

Even if all the above criteria are met, John O says, “The moment of truth is the trial run before the wedding, and never agree to use someone without first having that person work on you.” For the trial session, bring lots of magazine photos to visually express how you want to look. But go with an open mind. If you’re thinking of wearing your hair down and your wedding is on the beach, consider suggestions from the expert about what will work best outdoors. The trial session is something to have fun with and experiment with different colors and looks, while building a rapport and trust with the person who will be working on you. Then let the artist

worry about your hair and makeup, that’s what you’re paying them for. And do expect to pay for the trial session as well as the day of the wedding. John O says, “Trial sessions range from $350 for make-up, and from $500$750 for hair and makeup. You can spend less. But less expensive usually means less experience and fewer credentials. Once you’re happy with the beauty specialist there are still a lot of details to arrange. One is payment. John O suggests agreeing on a day rate. The actual rate depends on how long you want the artist to be at the event. Do you want the person to just do your hair and makeup and leave? Or do you want them to stay to the end of the ceremony and do touchups? Or as John O says, “On many of my destination weddings I stay for the entire event. I have had many brides who want to change into couture and then I create a new look.” Unlike John O, not every artist does both hair and makeup. And depending on your hair, or your personal style, or if you’re wearing a headpiece, you might not need a hairstylist, but no bride should forgo professional makeup. “After all,” as John O says, “your grandchildren will be looking at these pictures one day and how can you put a price on that?” Janet Flora writes lifestyle and beauty features, and is a former contributor to Make-up Artist and Health magazines. A creative writing teacher and fiction writer, she spends her time in New York and Sag Harbor. Thoughts? Questions?

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Wedding Gowns in Every Way, Shape or Form while others take a more daring approach. No matter what any well meaning relatives say, it’s your choice. Believe it or not, bridal magazines really are the best starting point. Each magazine is filled with every wedding dress style imaginable. Tear out a few choices, find out who carries the line and make an appointment. This process will eliminate unnecessary stress and help the bride-to-be focus on a few designs of interest. It’s also important to be open-minded. Your dream wedding dress may not be the dress you actually choose in the end. A particular style may not look exactly as you imagined, while another design may be surprisingly flattering. The following are a few style guidelines to choose from. A-line/princess style dresses are very popular because this style works well with every body type from petite to large sizes. The A-line style is fitted around the bodice and will give long lines allowing petite women to appear taller and larger sizes to achieve a slimmer look. The ball gown style is not as versatile. It accentuates the waistline area with a fitted bodice – it looks best on tall, slender women. Next up, is the mermaid style gown, for the more daring bride who is not afraid to bare it all. This is not a design for everyone – a more slender frame will be most flattered in this selection. The empire style dress is identified by its high waistline. This style is flattering on

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Kinetic Awareness: Follow the Bouncing Ball er, softer ball or a smaller, harder up the joints, though, there will be ball. Sometimes a few balls are increased mobility and optimal used at once. For example, I have alignment. The ball work helps to experienced some problems with loosen up the joints. “After the ball my hips, so I worked with two work,” Saltonstall explains, “readsmall, hard balls, one underneath justing alignment is much easier, each hip. If someone was working because the internal resistance is with neck pain, he or she may use lessened.” a larger ball the size of a melon I wanted to know how the ball underneath the neck. work benefited Saltonstall personalLike massage, there’s a release ly. After all, here’s a woman in her of tightness. But in KA, you are 60s that can still do hand stands and able to regulate the pace and back bends without a problem. So, intensity of the work based on your how has this practice helped her own physical responses. As you stay active and spry? “Each of us has slowly move around on the balls, body patterns that take us out of you can sense when your body is alignment,” she explains. “In my ready for the stretch or pressure. case, there are some areas in my “The whole point of it is to become spine that are chronically tight and more sensitive to what your body rounded forward because of my wants to tell you,” says Saltonstall. body’s structure. Using the balls “That skill will carry over into gives me tremendous relief and freeDan on his big, red bouncy ball. dom. If I don’t use them daily, I get whatever you do, so that you have clearer warning signals that will prevent injury.” stiff and achy. I feel that whatever I want to do physMost people store tension in the shoulders, neck and ically is so much easier after working with the balls – lower back. Therefore, the balls are most often used in I feel more alive. It also clears my head. It’s a wonthese places. When these tight areas are given the derful way to connect deeply to myself, and prepare ability to loosen and release, the body’s able to find its me to enjoy life fully.” optimal alignment more easily. Imagine a marionette Saltonstall teaches Kinetic Awareness in New York that hangs from a string. Imagine the hinges of the City, and she’ll be coming out to the Hamptons to marionette have gotten old and rusty. If you don’t teach KA workshops this summer at One Ocean Yoga. spray the hinges with WD-40, then the marionette Visit for specific information. will not hang in a relaxed position. Once you loosen Questions or thoughts, visit Photo by Kathy Rae

I’ve always relegated rubber bouncy balls to the domain of elementary school children. However, I was recently surprised to learn that balls of all sizes are an integral part of a field of wellness called Kinetic Awareness (KA). Trips to the 99-cent store have not been the same since. KA is a system designed to bring heightened body awareness to the practitioner. It employs the use of hollow rubber balls to massage deep into the tissues. Elaine Summers, a dancer and choreographer, founded the practice. She found that the balls engender a sense of awareness in students. They become more familiar with their own anatomy. The goal of KA is to find resting positions that give the practitioner a sense of wellbeing and pleasure. Ellen Saltonstall is a licensed Kinetic Awareness teacher who attracts a remarkably diverse body of students. She explains that, “the balls support the body in a position of stretch, but they add specific pressure, so in a sense they are like a combination of massage and yoga.” Through the slow pace of the work, practitioners are able to gain sensitivity and mobility in areas that may have been tight. And because the practice is meant to be slow and mindful, it can be a deeply educational experience. In a KA class, the teacher will guide students through this educational process. But KA, above all, is intuitive. Your body will tell you what’s beneficial and what’s harmful. By listening to the clear signals of the body, you’ll find rest and comfort while receiving deep tissue work. Depending on the tightness of the muscles and the area you are working, the teacher may suggest a larg-


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How to Avoid the Burn: Pick a Number (and Other Tips) Okay, so by now you’ve probably gotten your first accidental sunburn of the season, right? Look, it happens to everyone. I got mine on Sunday, when a walk in the park turned into an entire day in the sun. It’s regrettable because I hate to spend a lot of time in the sun without some kind of sunblock or protection, but as with every cloud, there’s a silver lining: that pain (and the farmer’s tan) reminded me that it was time I made my pre-summer visit to the dermatologist for a spot check. With hundreds of freckles on my body, knowing what’s safe and what should be watched isn’t always easy, so I have the professionals help me out. I really need to be cautious given that I have fair skin and too much fun in the sun can become a nightmare later in life. A couple of years ago my dermatologist removed a potentially pre-cancerous mole from my collarbone, but without my visits who knows what would have happened? It could have very well turned to cancer. There are two classifications of skin cancer: melanomas and non-melanomas. Non-melanomas include basal cells and squamous cells. At early stages these two are easily treatable and generally do not spread to other parts of the body. Melanomas, on the other hand, can spread to other parts of the body and can become increasingly difficult to treat. They are all brought about from exposure or over-exposure to the sun. So how to you prevent it? The first and most obvious way is with sunblock. Everyone knows about UV (UVA & UVB) rays and how bad they are for you, so I won’t press on about

it, but if you’re out in the sun, summer or winter, you should be wearing sunblock; SPF 15 or higher and use lip balm with SPF for you lips. Avoid the sun between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. when the UV rays are at their peak. Cover up, wear long sleeves, pants, and a hat, sit under an umbrella and for god sakes don’t sunbathe in order to score that great summer tan – you are slowly but surely destroying your skin and by the time you’re in your 60s if you haven’t developed melanoma or the likes, your skin will look an old pair of leather boots. Oh, yeah, as for tanning beds – the International Agency for Research on Cancer found that people who use tanning beds before the age of 35 increase their chances of melanoma by 75%. So stay out of them! Use sunless tanning cream if you want to be tan. Examine your skin or have someone else do it. The easiest way is to visit your local dermatologist and have a full exam. I try to go around February (so I’m running real late this year), because it gives me the ability have anything removed and, if surgery is required, I have plenty of time to heal before the summer comes. Between visits examine yourself. gives the following descriptions of what to look for. “Basal cell carcinomas often look like flat, firm, pale areas or small, raised, pink or red, translucent, shiny, waxy areas that may bleed following minor injury. Squamous cell carcinomas may look like growing lumps, often with a rough, scaly, or crusted surface. They may also look like flat reddish patches in the skin that grow slowly.” (continued on next page)





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Making a Summer Rental Feel like Home – or Better By Mary Beth Karoll Ramshackle surfer shack or gracious Stanford White manse, a familiar cottage you’ve rented for years or a newly built McMansion with all the bells and whistles, your summer rental can be made a home without ferrying all your belongings, like the English colonizing India. If you’ve spent the year in a crowded city apartment, a sparsely furnished summer home can be a breath of fresh air. But perhaps your rental is already overly decorated by a well-meaning landlord with a penchant for ditsy dodads. Your first step might be to shift any knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, cutesy clutter, or other offending articles into storage. Then decide just how bare you dare to go and if you need to cover, reposition, or repurpose the existing furnishings. Having made the case for clean, uncluttered living, lolling there watching the sunlight travel through undraped windows onto blank walls can be dull at best. Designer Giorgio Sant’Angelo, known in the 1970s for his sensuous knits, individualized his rented beach houses with fashionable flair. Batik and other patterned fabrics collected in his world travel camouflaged furniture

and walls. Parasols, streamers, and most surprisingly, kites, added more verve to the inspired, portable decor. Why not occupy the kids, improvise some imaginative and colorful kites for the upcoming Dan’s Papers contest, and use them to decorate your rental? So much more fun and inviting than a staid row of botanical prints!

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the colors can suggest a scheme for pillow covers and other accessories to spark up an all-white classic rental living room or pull together the mishmash of leftover furnishings in your adorable rental cottage. In times of yore, the haute crew who made the hejira out to the Hamptons had their servants crate whole sets of china in straw and box it for shipment to and from their summer and winter abodes. Your temporary beachside digs may be palatial and completely furnished with china and crystal, or your tumbledown rental cottage may offer a lovely jumble of mismatched plates and jam-jar glasses. Whether Melamine or Meissen, bringing your

own set of dishes can be practical or rather grand, and if the latter, marks you as having incredible panache. Unless your coffeemaker is the barista at Starbucks, your own Bodum may also help make you feel yourself, if not at home. Flickering candles in hurricane shades or in Moroccan lanterns add atmosphere, not to mention a bit of fragrance that can dispel that slight whiff of mildew! While the art of staging a home for sale demands that brighter bulbs be installed, as prospective homeowners look for light, the reverse is true for seeing one’s way to survive the summer rental season. Low light will hide a multitude of preexisting decorating faux-pas, and it’s always flattering to the complexion. Dimmers and lower wattage make for a more habitable Hamptons experience, as even the gloomy becomes glamorous in the glimmering dusk. But if you enjoy reading in bed, a good bedside lamp





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Earthly Delights

By April Gonzales

Trellises built to support vines can be made of many things. Whether they are wooden lattice or pergolas that are a built into part of the architecture, arbors that are flanked by gates, or separate elements that are freestanding in the garden like tuteurs, they provide the support for plants that usually grow through other plants in nature. The Lillikoi, a typical vine, is native to Hawaii. It grows up through the trees and the intensely fragrant fruit dangles down, some times within arm’s reach. Clematis paniculata grows up through

hedges, as does honeysuckle, reaching for the sun through the growth of the plants they are using as a support. This fragrant fall bloomer can also be used as a ground cover but most vines like to climb, so trellises are necessary. Many come ready made and are easily available from Smith and Hawkins, Achla Designs or Trellis and Trugs. There are many different styles and materials, and some are better suited for the more delicate climbers. Roses and wysteria will need something substantial. The weight of roses on bloom can topple a lightweight structure that is not fully anchored, and wisteria can take apart the building or the arbor if it is not built strongly enough. Iron trellises come in any number of shapes. Tripods and tuteurs or towers are common forms that usual have a finial on the top and hoops to keep them separated and stable. Mandevilla, Akebia, Thunbergia – they can all twine their way up to the top over the course of the summer with a little training. The heavy iron trellis versions can be used for the stronger vines, and old iron gates can be reconstituted as separate garden elements. Recently, on modern architecture, stainless steel cables have been used to create vertical walls or columns of vines. Morning glories do particularly well with this as does Dutchman’s pipe since they are both such rampant growers. A heavy duty eye bolt is screwed into or sunk into the wall of a building at the bottom and at the top. The cable is then strung between them to create a very long lasting strong trellis system. Copper piping can also be used and there are sev-

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The moment a puppy, older or rescued dog comes into our homes and into our hearts, we must take full responsibility for his or her health and well being, socialization skills by giving it an abundance of love, understanding and guidance. Your dog’s life is dependant upon you and– at the risk of sounding heavy – sometimes it’s matter of life or death. For some of us, caring for a puppy or older dog comes naturally and some of us will learn as we go; but it should never be at your dog’s expense. You never want your dog to pay the penalty of trial and error, as some errors cannot be undone. An accident waiting to happen may not be obvious and can be hiding out in plain sight, like plants that you would never suspect are poisonous. Less obvious hidden dangers may be lurking behind closed cabinet doors and come in the form of: prescription drugs, household chemicals and insecticides. Last but not least, the least obvious offenders that appear relatively benign may actually prove to be just as toxic to your dog. These items, manufactured and marketed for human consumption, may be found in family households and supermarkets. And even though you could never imagine a dog would chow down on

clothes detergent, you never know. Because love, a meal and a warm blanket are not enough, keep the following information handy in your kitchen or taped inside a cabinet door for quick reference. This is by no means a complete list of all the hazards that need to be eliminated, but rather an informative beginning to a subject that might have us thinking to ourselves, “Hmmm. I didn’t know that!” WORST FIRST: Prescription and over-thecounter drugs are highest on the list for cases of poisoning. Painkillers, cold medicines, antidepressants, vitamins and diet pills can be lethal to dogs and cats, even in small doses. Even dog friendly pharmaceuticals must be dosed incorrectly by your veterinarian. Please check first before giving your dog or cat any medications. Household cleaners and chemicals are highly toxic. Detergents, stain removers, soaps, disinfectants, antiseptics, bleach, antibacterial agents, toilet/drain/oven cleaners, mold and mildew removers, counter, floor, and window cleaners, as well as personal bathing, shampooing and hygiene products may be exceedingly harmful to our pets. Any chemi-

cal used for care of a car, lawn, swimming pool, septic tank or cesspool should be considered highly toxic and handled and stored appropriately. Pest control and insect repellents are not only toxic when consumed directly by your dog or cat but the consumption of a poisoned animal can result in secondary poisoning. Fly bait, mothballs, ant traps may look like chew toys to your dog. Flea and tick powder mosquito repellents used by humans and pets can be highly toxic. Oral tick and flea control as well as heartworm medications should be stored safely – especially since they’re made to be tasty to your pet. Indoor and outdoor Plants, whether common year round household variety or seasonal holiday specialty plants, pose a danger if ingested. It is imperative that you know the species and recognize the symptoms of poison in case your dog or cat decides to dine on any them. Some of the names you may recognize are: lilies, azaleas, rhododendron, schefflera, kalanchoe, sago palm, ferns, ivies, hyacinth, narcissus, daffodil, oleander, dieffenbachia, jasmine, mistletoe, poinsettias, and Easter lilies – which can be fatal to cats. Dogs are not people too, and they cannot safely consume every type of food that we take for granted. Here’s a few you may not be aware of: alcohol, avocados, candy, chocolate (baker’s and (continued on next page)

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dark being the worst), coffee, tea, onions, garlic, grapes, macadamia nuts, raisins, salt, green potatoes and potato skin, apple seeds, fruit pits, dietary products including sugar-free gum, caffeine and tobacco. Small enough to swallow doesn’t mean it’s harmless. Beware of pennies from the 1980s to present day, which contain zinc. Zinc toxicity can result from the ingestion of one single penny. Independent of the date, be scrupulous about keeping all coins out of your dogs reach.


It’s hard to remember all the details outlined in this column. So, the quick and easy way to puppy proof your home, for the love and longevity of a happy pet, is as follows: 1) Make a list of “undesirable” products 2) Make these products inaccessible to your pet 3) Keep your vet’s phone number posted – better still, memorize it 4) Ask your vet for his 24-hour emergency referral phone number and address, and know how to get

there. If you have a GPS, store the information. 5) Keep your local Poison Control office number posted or call the ANIMAL POISON CONTROL CENTER 888-4ANI-HELP (888-426-4435). A $50 fee may be charged to your credit card. Remember: Don’t replace enjoyment with fear and anxiety. Just learn to love your pet within a sphere of safety and wellbeing. Questions? thoughts? email

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es in a pleasing way and like the other metals it will last a long time. Wooden trellising can be beautiful, but requires care unless you use the new composite types which look exactly like wood but are really resin. Walpole Woodworkers has numerous types of wall mounted and freestanding lattice. These are more traditional looking and are often used in combination with fencing. They can also custom make any designs you provide. But for the more adventurous there are many more things that trellises and arbors can be made from. In a hurry there is the old standby the bamboo teepee. Just put several bamboo poles together and tie the ends together leaving about 3” sticking up and voila, spread the base and you can make a real teepee out of pole beans or hyacinth bean flowers. They will both grow upwards of ten feet, so start out with really tall bamboo so that the ends can be shoved firmly into the ground. Roses make a great trellis for clematis if you are not too worried about leaf diseases, or to cover them up! Wysteria can make a strong trellis for climbing

objects. One arbor is made from old tractor parts and is crested with whimsical birds. Another is made of old brass fire extinguishers and trowels. There is no end to her imagination. The screen that she made for the Boston flower show this year of grasses blowing in the wind was exquisite. So much so that covering it with a vine would be a shame ,as it was a piece of artwork in itself.

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roses, as the plants bloom at different times. These types of combinations work very well together in tight spaces. Jill Nooney of Jackson, New Hampshire is well known for her garden creations made out of found

What to do Right Now Get ready, set, plant your annuals! Use a good rooting hormone, a kelp based liquid fertilizer is best, to get these new plants settled in. Neptune’s Harvest makes a blend of fish emulsion and kelp that keeps transplant shock at bay and helps the greenhouse material to adjust to its new environment. For more than 20 years, April Gonzales has been involved in garden design, installation and maintenance on the East End, as well as specimen plant scouting and site supervision for landscape architects.


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e-mail Dan at for the newer “Green” (environmentally, that is) busses to be introduced and then the new destination signs will be correct. How can this problem be uncorrectable? These misleading signs on the bus have been wrong for over a year. I have called the bus line: busy (maybe off the hook?) 90% of the time. Last week I called Steve Levy’s office and two of his aides said they would look into it. As of today the busses were still sporting the “Greenpoint” yellow bulbs in the marquee. Dan, please look into this and write up a good story. Thanks for your great publication. Fred Endeman Cutchogue Via e-mail Perhaps the secret treasure of beautiful Greenpoint. – DR

POODLE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR Dear Dan, We are former residents of East Hampton and Shelter Island who still read and enjoy Dan’s through its Manhattan delivery. In the most recent May 9 edition there was an interesting pet column by Jenna Robbins and the accompanying photo showed four or five poodles with unusual coloring. Since we own a gray standard poodle (Theo) we were curious as to what the background of these dogs is. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks and thanks for the excellent paper. Anne and Jim Hanbury Via e-mail Rainbow poodles? – DR THE COMPANY YOU KEEP Dear Dan, Senator Hillary Clinton’s recent victory in the West Virginia Democratic Primary reminds me that you can judge a person by the company. In 2006, Senator Hillary Clinton attended a party celebrating Democratic Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia becoming the longest serving United States Senator, after 48 years of service. He subsequently endorsed her candidacy for President. Many have forgotten that in his early 20s, he was an active member of the Ku Klux Klan. He blames this mistake on misspent youth. But, how does he explain his active participation in the attempted filibuster of the 1964 Civil Rights Act in Congress? Clearly, he was old enough to know better. As a past Chairman and member of the Senate Appropriations Committee, Senator Byrd is also a champion of Pork Barrel spending that has brought home billions. They are running out of projects and facilities to name after him in West Virginia. With friends like Senator Byrd helping Senator Clinton win the West Virginia primary, no wonder her dreams of returning to the White House are fading into the sunset. Sincerely, Larry Penner Great Neck, New York Via e-mail Hey, no dirt throwing. – DR KEEP IT OPEN! Dear Dan, Any news concerning the purchase of the

Amagansett Farmers Market by East Hampton CPF? The Market has not opened as of yet. Jamagansett Via e-mail Looking into it. – DR WHERE IS GREENPOINT? Dear Dan, I have done all I can over the phone and I am getting nowhere. I need an investigative reporting legend to follow up on this story. Here it is in brief: The S 92 bus service, which runs busses from Montauk to Orient, is a county-run line that caters to Spanish speaking workers and people who have to go to court for traffic and license problems. I have used it occasionally when delivering boats and it is a slow but cheap and convenient way for me to get back to Cutchogue. The Eastbound bus has a bright-lighted sign in the front that usually says “Greenport” or “Orient Point.” But at least two of the busses say “Greenpoint.” This is obviously a mistake but the bus line says they cannot correct it: they will wait

A WOMAN’S WORK Re: McCain and Myanmar’s Lobbyists Dear Dan, The problem with McCain’s campaign manager’s lobbying firm having ties to Myanmar’s junta lies in the nature of lobbying. It isn’t the same as if McCain had ties to a firm that once sold spare parts to the Myanmar regime. The trouble is in the product that lobbyists sell. They peddle the ability to influence. For the next several months, McCain and Obama will seek to influence us, night and day, ad nauseam, influence us until we cry uncle and can’t take it anymore. Both candidates must choose the tools they will use to exert that influence. It’s no secret that, while McCain courts an assiduously independent image, he hires many lobbyists, lots and lots of lobbyists, a high number even by Washington’s standards. As it turns out, one of these men helped burnish the image of thugs content with allowing thousands of Burmese to die wherever they fall. But didn’t McCain fire him? Yes, and McCain has always been unwaveringly critical of Myanmar’s junta. So what’s the big deal? The big deal is the other several hundred lobbyists under McCain’s employ. As they tutor Mr. McCain on how to gain our vote in November, they’ll also be acting on behalf of the other interests they serve. These men are not only working for Mr. McCain. So then...when McCain speaks, whose voice are we really hearing? Lynna Park Via e-mail Mrs. McCain. – DR

Police Blotter Bad Driver Police arrested a young man in Hampton Bays after he crashed his car into two parked cars and then sped off. A witness called police and described his vehicle. Police caught up with the 21-year-old who was intoxicated. Police believe that the hoodlum plays way, way too much of the video game Grand Theft Auto IV, which by the way is an awesome game. * * * Suspended License Police pulled over a man for driving erratically on the road in Southampton. The man was not drunk, but he was driving without a license. Interestingly, the man was illegally working as a cab driver using his own car. Gypsies! * * * Really Drunk A man in East Hampton was found asleep in his car passed out drunk. When police opened up the vehicle, the man fell out of the car. Police were hesitant to get much closer to the man because he was

sleeping in his own vomit. * * * Beer Me A woman in Sag Harbor was arrested after she attempted to steal beer from a local market. Police caught up with her on foot and returned the beer to the store and arrested the woman. * * * Rough Day A man in Hampton Bays reported to police that somebody threw a rock at his car, smashing the entire windshield while it was parked at his home. He also reported that thieves stole his barbecue, a power washer and his satellite radio system. And you thought you were having a bad day. * * * Punch In The Face A woman punched a man in the face in Southampton after an argument erupted between the two of them. The argument was over the man flirting with another woman. The man got a bloody

nose and a life lesson. * * * Pot Boy Police attempted to pull a man over in Riverhead who was driving slowly. The man then pulled into a fast food drive-thru, where police got him out of the car and arrested him. The man had a small quantity of marijuana on him and just wanted one last cheeseburger before getting arrested. Police let the man get a number three before they took him away. * * * Do You Know These Guys? A Bridgehampton man and a Sag Harbor man have both gone missing from their homes in Sag Harbor. Police have not found any evidence relating the two men except that they both were seen together by a witness at the Sag Harbor waterfront. If you have any information of the whereabouts of Thomas A. Karpiuk or Thomas Leone, please contact Southampton Town Police. – Compiled and Written by David Lion Rattiner

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ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Architects office seeks energetic, organized, computer savvy assistant, Part or full time. Administrative Assistant/ Customer Service: Challenging position. Ideal candidate will be detail oriented, team player, with excellent organizational and interpersonal skills. Heavy phones & customer contact. Work with company President and V.P. Interface with all departments. Proficient in MS Word, Excel required. Overtime and some Saturday’s required. Kazdin Pools 833 County Rd 39, Southampton is a 35- year firm offering benefits. Send resume and salary requirements. Fax 631-283-4893, email, phone 631-283-4884,

T heory currently has exceptional opportunities available for highly motivated candidates for our E ast Hampton and Southampton, NY stores for Management, Full-time, Part-time Sales and Stock positiions. Job requirements: 1-5 years professional retail experience, excellent organization skills,

Receptionist for horse farm, P/T Call Royia between 9am-6pm. (631)267-3203

outstanding customer service


compensation and

L eggiadro of Southampton, a high-end women’s clothing boutique has immediate opening for full time sales associate. Qualified candidates can call Pam at (631)283-8811.

benefits package.

exceptional people skills, skills, excellent

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Situation Wanted

Merchandise for Sale

J ILL LYNN & CO. Southampton, NY

M ature woman looking for position as housekeeper or home companion. Experience and own car. 631-591-2220.

Bed Frame. Mint Queen Antique, White, Iron,.from English Country Antiques. $800. Side tables. Best offer. Call: 917-750-1332

Experienced, upbeat salesperson wanted for new designer jewelry store opening June 2008. Full Time / Part Time Contact Jill at

SEASONAL SALES ASSOCIATES ABS- A leader in contemporary/ designer women's clothing is looking for Seasonal Sales Associates for our upscale women's retail boutique located in Westhampton Beach, NY


Individuals must be energetic, self-motivated and sales driven.


This is a Seasonal "Summer" job only is open MAY - September 20th

o r email ref code: Westhampton

C ompanion to the Elderly. M ature German woman w/car SEEKS position.

Aerial photography company seeks experienced sales person for

Personal care, home exp, dr visits, shopping, etc.

full time position.

Marketing and Real Estate E-mail resume to

• Steinway B Grand 6’10” • Steinway L Grand 5’10” •Yamaha Professional Upright • Yamaha Grand 6’5” Must Sell • Summer Rentals Piano Barn

ANTIQUE SIDE TABLE with custom glass top! Solid Mahogany

Fair Condition I n Southampton $150! 516-353-3338

Health Care Companion for elderly, live in /live out medical appointments, housekeeping, shopping, meal preparation. Experienced, good references. 631- 295-0001 631-721-7733


Mike (631)324-8655 Stand Up Paddleboard (Used) $950. Carbon Fiber Paddle (Used) $250. Also available used short boardss and long boards Call 760-220-0242

1st Cllass References from East End. Call 516-776-2618

Salary plus com mmission.

F URNITURE REPAIRS ANTIQUE WORKSHOP Chairs Reglued, Caning, Rushing, French Polishing Stripping, Refinishing Antiques Restored Custom Upholstering Seats Recovered Painted Finishes Wood Finishes Repairs of Any kind Veneer Repairs F ree pick ups Established 1977 Wicker Repairs Teak Oiling

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales Water Mill. Saturday, 5/ 24. 9am-3pm Rain date, Sunday 5/ 25. Interior designer’s tag sale: furniture, antiques, lighting, linens, fabric, drapery panels, housewares, outdoor furniture and accessories, and more. No early birds. 34 Head of Pond Road (just North of Montauk Highway). Visa/ Mastercard accepted. WATERMILL SOUTH Sat 5/24, 8 - 3. Rosehill Road to Rosewood Lane/ Court. 4 houses. Collectibles, antiques, designer clothing/ shoes. Indoor/ outdoor furniture, queen bed, vanities, couch, hoosier cabinet, art, bike, camcorder, more.

JON 631--874-0515 718-224-4250 MONTAUK THRU MANHATTAN

Westhampton: HUGE YARD SALE! Saturday May 24th, 8am-3pm. (Rain Date 5/25). 121 South Rd. Early birds welcome.

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales

FOUND: Ring in Bridgehampton. Must accurately describe. 516 729 5477



Please call (631)481-5598 Thanks! Companion for elderly or sick will provide care. Honest, reliable, nurturing. Please call 631-225-2641.

F OUR NEW Beautifully Designed Comfy Chairs and 2 Other Matching Chairs. SACRIFICE $300/ each. Cash Only (917)826-6278

P ersonal Care Assistant. interested in caring for your loved one.Hours available Mon. 9- 6pm, Tues. 2:30-630pm, HAND- MADE Italian walnut credenza; 1 year old. Sat. 9-1pm. 631-871-3358 91” x 44” x 21” Like new, Seeking position as a PRIVATE $5,500. ($7380 when new) CHAUFFEUR. 5+ years experi- 631-329-5550 ence, NY licenses. 347-210-2464. Ask for Paul. M arilyn Merlot wines, complete set -1985 to present. Many other cases and collectible botMerchandise for Sale tles. Elvis, celebrities, etc. See ebay. (631)878-6789

I have great experience and excellent references!

Fax resume to 631-288-3207

experience a plus.

M ature woman looking for position as housekeeper, home health aide or companion. Worked as housekeeper in Bridgehampton many years ago. (718)703-6759


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White country kitchen table with drawers. 60” x 36” and 4 matching chairs. Perfect condition. Fully assembled. $350. 215-247-7757.

Merchandise Wanted J ewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819.

B ridgehampton Historical Society Antique Sale- 60 dealers! 2368 Montauk highway, Bridgehampton. May 30th/ 31st (631)537-1088 F urniture, electronics, housewares, linens, clothes and more. Sunday, June 1st 10am-3pm. 17 Nortt h Farragut Road, Montauk. 917.686.3778. G reat stuff! Furniture & other great finds! 47 Clamshell Avenue East Hampton. Saturday, May 24th 9 - 2. Raindate, Sunday, May 25th 9 - 2

Pets CAT SITTER WANTED. A summer home wanted for our family cat. Adorable, loving tabby. Prefers inside without other cats or dogs. EASY! Dry food only. June 10- Sept 5. $500 + all his expenses offered. CALL (917)517-0083 Dog Training with Love. Obediance Plus. Dogs 3 months to 5 years.Owner’s home. Dennis McCabe. Dog’s response Guaranteed 631-474-0333 Poodles: Gorgeous chocolate toy/ mini poodles. 1 Female/ 1 Male. 8 weeks, trained. Not to be believed! (646)415-2208!

Noyac: Large Yard Sale. Sat. 5/24 & Sun. 5/25, 9am-5pm furniture, kitchenware, collectibles, tablesaw, tools, yard tools Unique Dog care. Board, books, clothing, pictures & much Groom, Train. Country Atmosmore! 3016 Noyac Road. phere. 2 minutes from Tanger. Customized for your needs. S ag Harbor. Multi-family sale. Owner resides on premises. Across from Otter Pond. Gotta Carolyn make room for baby! Furniture, Contois, NCMG, CT. kitware, clothes, toys, pottery. 631-655-6006 34 Jermaine. Saturday 5/24 only. Rain or shine 9am - 4pm. No early birds please! Classified Dept S outhampton. Children’s clothes, women’s clothes, toys, furniture, and much more. 630 North Magee St. May 25th 9- 1PM, rain date May 26th.

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E RIN SNOW STORE MANAGER & SALES ASSOCIATES Designer apparel company looking for sales associates and a store manager for their new Southampton store.


P revious high-end retail experience preferred. Competitive compensation.

Luxury accessories company is looking for a sales associatee, and a senior sales associate for their East Hampton store. P revious retail experience in a high end store p referred. Competitive salary, commission, benefits, accessories allowance.

Please send resume and saa lary expectations to: or fax 646.485.3554

Please send resu u mes and salary expectations to: or fax: 212.228.3237

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Chimney Innovative Chimney (866) 899-8989

Roofing Gary Neppell Roofing (631) 324-3100 • (631) 727-6100

Contractor FDF Contractors Frank Doerwald • (631) 506-3993

Painting / Papering MW Lavelle Painting & Restoration Inc. (631) 567-1767

Solar Energy Go Solar (631) 727-2224

Outdoor Lighting

Fencing & Gates

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East Hampton Fence & Gates (631) 324-5941

Gutters Trees / Shrubs

J. Sanchez Gutters (631) 831-0951 • (631) 329-2138


Humberto’s Landscape & Irrigation (631) 723-3190

CLS Upholsterers & Slipcovers 1-800-281-8145

Smart House Technology

Pools & Spas

Kitchens & Baths

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Spring & Summer Actvs (631) 728-1929

AnyStyle Kitchen (631) 285-7138


Electrical Contractor

Southampton Decks & Fence (631)287-9277

Ocean Electric Corp (631) 287-6060

Window Treatments Budget Blinds of the East End (631) 329-8663

Garage Solutions

Outdoor Furniture

Regal Floor Coatings & Garage Solutions (631) 218-0007

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Security & Monitoring Systems Design Co. (631) 283-3455

Stairs & Rails Creative Custom Railings (631) 929-0166

Plumbing Eastern Suffolk Plumbing ( 631) 723-2400

Landscaping Lion Landscaping (631) 725-0737

Air / Heating

Garage Doors

5 Star Heating & Air Conditioning ( 631) 298-9122

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Masonry House For Sale

Hampton Cedar Care (631) 245-2196

Southampton Masonry (631) 259-8200 • (631) 329-2300

Awnings M&M Canvas & Awnings (631) 283-1868

Architecture To Place an Ad in this Section Contact your Classified Account Executive

Driveway Palermo Paving Inc. (631) 286-8739

Oil Tanks Clearview Environmental (631) 859-0717 email:

Green Earth Concrete Polish (914) 509-6101 •

Irrigation Solutions (631) 205-5700

Invisible Fence by Canine Control Co. (631) 283-1913 •

Home Healthy Homes (631) 543-7100



Pet Fencing

Water Proofing/Mold Removal

Pest Control

Golf Putting Greens

East End Tick Control (631) 287-9700 (631) 324-9700

Personal Putting Greens (631) 744-0214

Property Management Dave Greene Estate Care (631) 283-8085

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Business Opportunities

ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP


FULL SERVICE SALON PRIME HAMPTONS LOCATION! Excellent Lease, Turn Key Operation, Immediate Availabillity, Includes Furnishings, & /or Inventory, Ample Parking.

Audi Quattro 2005 convertible. Silver/ black, mint, 6 cylinder, full 100K mile warranty, 5 new Michelins, 52K miles. $25,000. Southampton 516-384-0762

Automotive 1976 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible. Metallic Brown 79k, new tan top & leather interior, soft & paradde boot, AM/ FM cassette, full power, fuel injection, new whitewalls, garaged. Excellent running conndition. Drive Home $16,500 neg. Bill (631) 543-7099

EXCELLENT CONDITION!!! $14,000 (631)434-5330 Shown weekends only.

* * * Make An Offer * * * 10,500 miles, hard & soft tops, front & side airbagss, power everthing, 6 CD changer w/ MP3/ DVD, black, 6spd., 17” premium wheels. $19,500.

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Leave Message for Daniel 631-871-7354 No Brokers Please

Mazda Miata 2000 convertible. Midnight Blue/ black interior. 75 k. Good Condition. AM/FM CD Player, Viper Alarm, 5 Speed $8,500. (631 )741-7070



CA$H FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT (RV’s Boats transport or buy) Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J’S TOWING LIC. 516-383-4403 INS.

Harley Davidson Dyna FXR FXDWG# ‘02, black, 95 inch, chrome, collector. $21,995 631-662-7449 Jeep Wrangler. 1992. 45,000 miles. Hard & soft top. Excellent condition. Great car! Perfect for beach! $4,500 Bridgehampton. 917-968-8998.

SUMMER TUTOR K- 6 elementary & reading specialist certified. UPenn doctoral student. Over 6 years experience. All subjects taught. Call Kate 610-564-0736 PREK-8, TUTOR AVAILABLE REMEDIATION/ ENRICHMENT- JULY & AUGUST- Rockville Centre Teacher spends summers in Sag Harbor- Kristen (516)724-0747 TUTOR/ CONSULTANT Certified NYC Private School Educator will tutor, test prep. for entrance exam and consult for NYC area Private/ Public schools. Children 2 1/2- 10 years. Hamptons/ NYC locations. (212) 695-3737 TUTORING In Your


Hamptons Home & New York City

Mercedes Benz 1986 56SL Only 46,000 miles mint. 2 top convertible, champagne ext/ chocolate int. burlwood dash, all leather upholstery, custom dust cover. $22,000 917-885-4234 Mercedes: 2003 C240 4 MATIC Silver metallic/ gray interior. Very Good condition. 52,152 miles, recently detailed. $16,000 Located- East Hampton 631-324-2207, 917-287-5544 SAAB 9-3, 2000 Convertible. Green metallic/ tan interior. 110k. Excellent condition. $7,500. 917-699-4379 Triumph TR6, 1973, Engine & body in excellent condition, many new extra’s, ready for summer. $12,500 OBO. (917)282-5222

Cannillo Motorsports, Ltd. Office 631-242-4414 Cellular 917-620-8158 Open Mon-Sat 10am-7pm Sun by App p t Only VW 2005 GLS Beetle ble! Deep NAVY BLUE, great sound system, 6-speed tiptronic, 98 Bentley Continentl R $69,500 heated leather seats and cold 97 Ferrari F355 Spider $59,500 weather package. 16” alloy 97 AstonMartn DB7Cab $42,500 wheels and 4 new snow tires! 99 Porsche 911/996 C4 $28,500 Low mileage. Asking $17,499. 94 Lotus Trbo Esprit S4 $28,500 Call 631-275-3374 (cell) and 84 Maserati Quattroprte $13,950 leave message. 86 Porsche 911 cab. 42k $24,950 95 Porsche 911/993 Cab $29,950 We buy cars and checkout our website for Additional inventory and information!

Summer Tutor: Pre K- 3rd, all subjects. Certified teacher/ literacy specialist. Personalized approach to learning. Call Wendy 551-486-2449



Drive home: $16,000 neg.

51 Hill Street Southampton 631-283-1000 631-283-2985 fax Email

Asking $125,000 Serious Inquiries Only.

The time is now. Busy well established salon on the North Fork.. great opportunity. 6 stations, color lab, $75k 631-722-3578

Mercedes 560SL 1986 convertible. Black/ grey interior. 103 k. Good condition. 2 tops. $12,000. (631)653-5457

2 Door custom convertible Very good condition! Original metallic forest green

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BMW 525i, 2002. 62,000 miles, 4 door, 4 speed automatic. Black with tan interior, stereo radio with CD.

Jeep Wrangler 2007 Mint!

(845) 3004-8856

EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales Restoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic car.


We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653)

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Remediation/Enrichment All Subjects -All Grades

Catering / Chef Services

Special Needs The Study Shack



Hand cut steaks for next day delivery. Japanese or American. Call Allen 646-772-3155 Offering experienced waitstaff for in-home events or private parties. Melanie 631-594-2063


TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Child Care Babysitter, swim instructor, lifeguard: CPR and AED (All Red Cross Certified). Mature adult female. Experienced with references. Mobile 516-443-3435.

Classes/Instruction F rench Classes by Native Parisian Adults/ Children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais (631) 725-2128 AN IVY LEAGUE EDUCATED TUTOR Experienced Hamptons teacher available for summer tutorr ing Certified K-6 631-833-0980

Cleaning A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & P rofessional Organizer Personal Service Experience Reliability (631) 725-2128

A Polish Cleaning Service. Dependable, trustworthy, English speaking. References. 5 years experience. 631-662-3944.

EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505

An Impeccable Local Cleaning service: Trained- InsuredBonded. Call the best: C's Home & Office Management, Inc 631-725-2408

ITALIAN CLASSES by Native Italian. Adults, children, all levels. NYC, Hamptons. 7 days. 646-505-8875,

Basement, Attics, Garages: Complete Cleanouts. Interior/ Exterior Demolition. Professional Cleaning Services. 631-298-5362 516-658-5302

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6

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The Views from this Center Moriches One of a Kind Bay Front Will take your Breath Away!!! Fabulous 4 BR/3 BTH Colonial with hardwood floors throughout. Large formal dining room for all the entertaining you will want to do. Gorgeous eat-in-kitchen with top of the line stainless steel appliances, honey maple cabinetry, granite countertops and copper Indian slate tile. Breakfast nook w/fireplace overlooks large great room. Master suite with vaulted ceiling and incredible views. Master bath has steam shower and jacuzzi tub. Relax in your 8 person hot tub on the huge 50'x25'sundeck which overlooks your incredibly landscaped property and Moriches Bay. There is also 111 ft of new bulkhead! Central Air Conditioning, in ground sprinklers, recessed lighting and Anderson windows/doors round out this wonderful home. Don't miss it! Asking $1,100,000. Reade Stewart 631-484-7657

Spectacular Waterfront Home in Center Moriches

Stunning Ranch in Prestigious Brookhaven Hamlet Canals

Panoramic Views, 4500 Sq. Feet of Living Space. Cherry & Granite Kitchen W/Porcelain Tile, Hardwood Floors, Radiant Heat, Fpl,Cac, Master Bedroom And Media Room Leads Out To Second Story Deck Overlooking Pool And Water. Within Minutes to the Best Boating & Fishing on the East End. About an Hour to Manhattan or Montauk. Asking $2,100,00.

Spectacular Custom 2,800sq. ft. Home with 3Bdrms, 2 Full Bths.Tray Ceilings, Graphite Kitchen and Fireplace, Viking Appliances, Gorgeous Wood Floors, French Doors leading from Dining Room and Den to Outdoor Paradise. 162ft. of Navy Bulkhead, Deepwater. 10 Minutes Across the Bay to Davis Park. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Not Just a Home- Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a Lifestyle. Asking

Reade Stewart 631-484-7657

$1,195,000. Reade Stewart 631-484-7657

If You Are Seeking Privacy Look No Further - Eastport This Sprawling Rustic Ranch features 3Bdrms, 2 Full Baths. Nestled On 2.19 Acres. 285 Ft of Lake Front on Seatuck Pond. Vaulted Ceilings, Hardwood Floors Throughout, Granite Fireplace, Endless Possibilities.

Asking $849,900 Reade Stewart 631-484-7657

Call Reade Stewart, Licensed Sales Agent 631-484-7657

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Star Hampton


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BEAUTIFULLY MAINTAINED CONDO 2 Bedrooms, 2 Baths. Only 314,999


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Cleaning & Restoration Services

SEASONAL HOUSECLEANING Weekly, Bi-Weekly. Openings, Closings. Dependable. With Refs. For F ree Estimatte Call 631-456-1145 or 516-578-7263

FPB Home Improvements Kitchen & Bath Specialists Roofing, Siding, Windows, Doors, small jobs always welcome. Lic. Ins. 631-594-2063


All Jobs Big & Small Painting, Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping, Welding & Carting Fast & Reliable Service. Licensed/ Insured. 631-594-1453 m

Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage. Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings. House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate. Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446

Learn how to work your computer."Crystal Clear Computer Concepts" 631-974-5807. Need to set up your Macintosh computer. Wireless Network 631-741-7070.

Mister Handyman Inc. Handyman Time!

Home Improvements FPB Home Improvements Kitchen & Bath Specialists Roofing, Siding, Windows, Doors, small jobs always welcome. Lic. Ins. 631-594-2063 All Construction Repair Co. Masonry/ Tile, Carpentry. Small jobs okay. Garage and bilco doors installed and repaired 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565. MPenney Cabinetry & Design Kitchen •Bath •Home Theatre Commercial 772-812-8339

Home Improvements


Ginter Home Improvement. Windows, doors, kitchens, baths, closets, basements, decking, roofing, siding, and tiles. European craftsmanship. Reasonable rates. call Ginter 631-664-8022

HORSES OF COURSEGive your trusted steed the retirement or medical lay over they deserve (short term/ long term). Located in the boutiful Finger Lakes, 28 miles north of Cornell University’s large animal hospital. Pick up and delivery available 12x 12 matted stalls, daily turn out, pastures. $450 /month. 607-869-5437. /607-592-3132

Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skylights, gutters, chimneys, recarpentry, decks, siding, repainting, antiques. 631-324-2200, 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200

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Environmental Live Total Wellness Go Green Today! Call Tami 715-241-8486

Cleaning Person. Experienced. Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonabble rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575, 631-591-2178. Experienced Housekeeper will clean and organize your home. Great references and prices. Lurdes 631-875-3641 Housecleaning. Professional, experienced, excellent references. Year round, seasonal, construction. Fluent English, legal. 631-871-5180 Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 Mary’s House Cleaning HouseOffice- Restaurants Apartments. Cell (516) 641-2666 (516) 690-3726 Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-604-5438. Bonded & Insured.

Financial Services Business Loans and Commercial Mortgages arranged.. $50,000 and Up. Loans Available For Any Worthwhile Purpose. 631-481-9119.

Garages Southampton Village, Pine Street Large 2-Car Garage, High Ceilings, Clean, Great for Storage, Supplies, Antique Autos or light Business use. $695 per month Call Joe: 800-227-0595

Handyman A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Liicensed and Insured. 631-728-8955 Call Cheap Richard for the best prices on any handyman job. All interior/ exterior improvement, maintenance, power washing, stonework. Every House Needs A Handyman! 631-714-0595, 631-312-8429.

Catering / Chef Services

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Landscape/Garden




Gardening, planting Hedge trimming Maintenance & cleanups Lawn mowing, over-sseeding

Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturists On Staff.

Patios & driveways House watching ...and more! 631 - 276 -1335

27 Years of Design, Construction and Maii ntenance (631) 725-1249

Massage Therapy Marcia Tumpowsky NYS LMT Therapeutic Massage, Kripalu Yoga Educator, Healing Touch Practitioner. 631-725-1618 212-860-2536 NYS Licensed Massge Therapist with over 10 years experience. References available. Mobile 516-443-3435.

Painting/Papering PERFECTION PAINTING/ POWERWASHING Guaranteed Lowest Price! 30 Years Experieence Excellent References Interior/ Exterior Quality Craftsmanship Lic/ Insured #43801-H 516-906-45577 631-974-2762

Moving/Storage Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.


Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

Party Services Painting/Papering

Hampton P remier Lawn Services Spring Cleanups & Weekly Service

Call Today...Start Tomorrow 631-512-1217, 631-946-3325 Spring’s Coming! Time for Thatching Seeding, Crab grass control, Privet Maintenance, Pruning, Planting, Sod, 631-664-5560

CARVER, 2004 EXCELLENT IN/ OUT, 245 HOURS, VOLVO 5.7 GAS, NORTHSTAR 10.5 GPS, RADAR, SIMRAD A/P $199 9,000 (631)654-2784 “ISLAND TYME”: Excellent condition 19 ft '96 Sunbird Bow-rider, Johnson 115 O/B, Stored Indoors, Canvas, New FM/CD & speakers, depth-finder/ fish-finder, $7,000 646-496-2300. Porta- Bote 12’ folding boat. 5 hp + electric motor. Many extras. Hardly used. $2500. 845-634-2574. 914-319-9142

DESMOND PAINTING European Craftsmanship 30 yrs exp. Lic’d & Ins’d. J e r ry Desmond 631-678-2796 desmon FINE PAINTING Exterior ~ Interior Wood staining, Powerwashing Neat, Quality Work References ~ Free Estimates ** URI ** 631-421--5373 ~ 631-988-5378 Mature, old school craftsman seeks paint and paper projects. David @631-377-1195,

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Be A Guest At Your Own Party! Experienced and professional. Preps/ Servers/ Bartenders. References. 631-790-2173

Party Svce./Music Popular L.I./ N.Y.C. Piano Entertainer, will make your next party/ event memorable, over 1,200 songs! 718-483-6725 Sophisticated Music Donna Lee -Vocalist Mitch Lieb- Piano Standards - Contemporary + House Parties - Large Affairs 2pc + Bands 631-286-0572

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Party Band for Private Parties, Corporate, Weddings, Pool Parties! 70’s thru Current. 631-334-0901

ROYAL SERVICES P roperty Management/ Personal Services Company Security Consultants/ Security Home Insppections, On-site Pet Care. Licensed Patrick 631-793-1443 John 516-982-1561



Property Management

Repairs & Liner Changes Underwater Leak Detection Experts

Sewing Carmen’s Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Swim Instruction Red Cross Certified: Water Safety Instructor, Lifeguard, CPR, AED. Mature adult female. Experienced with references. Mobile 516-443-3435.

Trees/Shrubs Arborvitae, $40 4 Ft Cypress $30 14 Ft Cypress $300 18 Ft Pines $350


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50 Luxur y Villas and Terrace Homes Up to 3 bedrooms, 3 baths with basements, garages and fireplaces pool, pool house, basketball court, tot lots Enjoy year-round maintenance free living near the Village and beaches

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East Hampton Village. In the middle of all the Village action, yet tucked away. New 4,500 s.f. home with 4 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, lower level with gym, family/play area, media room. 3 fireplaces, eat-in kitchen, bonus room over 2 car garage. Gunite pool, pool house. Exclusive. $4,350,000. Ed Brody. IN#54869.

Further Lane. On 1.2 sun-filled acres surrounded by major estates. Stylish 5,800 s.f. custom home with 5 bedrooms, country kitchen with attached family area, gorgeous living area, 2 car garage. Great grounds with heated pool, pond, and expansive lawn. Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $14,500,000. IN#52331.

East Hampton Country Living. Country home with walk-toVillage location. Double height living room with fireplace, cozy den, kitchen with professional appliances. Large master suite has views of horse farm. Guest wing with 2 en-suite bedrooms. Gunite pool. Co-Exclusive. Carol David. $1,595,000. IN#54547.

Gracious and Spacious. Custom 3,400 s.f. traditional home in the Old Orchard just outside East Hampton Village. Heated pool, 4 bedrooms and 4 baths, plus office, open plan living-diningkitchen area. 1.5 acre grounds with lots of landscaping across from large reserve. New Exclusive. $2,500,000. IN#40556.

Ocean Views. Exquisite new residence on Old Montauk Highway with ocean views and magazine quality interiors. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, elegant living room, dining room, library, 50 ft. gunite pool. Adjacent buildable acre available to buyer of this property. Co-Exclusive. Jennifer D'Auria. $6,495,000. IN#41056.

Mill Hill Lane. Quintessential “cottage” in East Hampton Village is ideal for entertaining with 2 living rooms, 2 libraries, 3 fireplaces, formal dining room, and cook’s kitchen. Newly renovated master plus 3 guest bedrooms Magical garden with 2 patios and room for small pool. New Price: $2,295,000. Jack Kelleher. IN#53328.






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Rental Wanted

Summer Rentals

Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

Garage space needed, 2 car or more, Montauk, East Hampton or Southampton. (917)763-8615


WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year


East Hampton Retail/Office Space

Rooms East Hampton room, near village, private bath, separate entrance, Air cond, cable. no smoking, no pets. Summer season 631-324-7322 or 212-297-4814 East Hampton: Private Suite. Your own entrance and bath, beautiful pool, yards from the water, minutes from town. 212-988-3395, 917-838-2503, 631-324-3451. Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath

Located In the heart of golf and polo country, brand new, elegant 2 story, 7,500 sq. ft., Magnificent Colonial Revival, features 5 spacious bedrooms, 1st floorr junior master suite, spacious 2nd floor master suite, views of Southampton Polo, 6.5 marble baths, grand 2 story entry, elegant living and family rooms w/ fireplaces, formal dining room, solarium, 2nd floor media room, gourmet kitchen. F reeform heated gunite pool, High end furnishings.

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

POOL, AMAZING OUTDOOR SHOWER. PRIVATE WITH LUSH GARDENS, WALK TO VILLAGE. JULY $18,000 AUGUST $20,000, 2 WEEKS $10,000, 1 WEEK $6,500. 917-282-6626, 631-537-5948, 212 874 0194

BRIDGEHAMPTON. 3 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre. July $24,000 August $25,000 Now-LD. $55,000 917-690-8346


Bridgehampton South

A Bit of French Whimsy Garlanded by Spring greenery and surrounded by shimmerring seascapes.

Musst see.

3 bedrooms / 3 baths, plus library or fourth bedroom.


For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

Spend your summer in total elegance at this one-of-a-kind gem!

Eat-in tiled kitchen and livingg room both with fireplaces.

4 - 2000 square foot units


July & August $150,000

1 wet use space

Pool set amidst gardens with gazebo

(6 631) 291-8654

Devlin McNiff Real Estate

EAST HAMPTON Waterfront cottage, single female with 3 BR, 2 bth. Incredible sunsets, 1/2 share $15K season. No smoking. Dog friendly. 917-362-5375 or


Summer Rentals


Amagansett Dunes. 400 feet to ocean beach access. 5 bedrooms, 2 baths. AC. MD- LD $55,000 or available monthly. 631-655-8319

Newly Renovated Call Hal Zwickk

Main Street, 2nd floor Office or Personal Service space available Excellent condition Call (631)678-2460

Amagansett WALK TO OCEAN Bright, cheery 3 bedroom, 2 bath Large decks MD- LD $16,500 631-267-3326

SOUTHAMPTON 71 Hill Street. Bright, renovated offices. 600- 4,000 sq. ft. Flexible terms, On site parking. Private bathrooms, balconies. 212-249-4460 Amagansett. South of highway. 2 bedroom cottage, new kitchen and bath. Washer/ dryer, heated pool. Walk to village, Jitney, WATER MILL ocean beach. June through September $22,000 (631)495-5118 Prime Commercial PM only. Retail Space Available for Immediate Occupency Citarrella Plaza 1,200 - 2,400 square feet, For info call 631-698-2700

Out Of Town Block Island, Rhode Island COMMANDING OCEAN VIEWS 6 bedrooms Fully Equipt 973-575-1706, 973-600-7226,

Aquebogue-North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096

MD - LD or July - LD Shorter rentalss also available Owner 631-356-5041 Bridgehampton


South Of Highway

Ultimate Privacy


Heated Pool/ Hot Tub, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, new appliances.


Now - LD $35 5K Flexible Blake (516) 398-7622 Bridgehampton Beach House. 4 Bedrooms. 3-minute walk to ocean. Dock w/ canoe, A/C. Privacy. Amazing location! 212-794-1000

Bridgehampton. South of the Highway. Has it all! Beauty, Privacy, accessibility, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, den, heated pool, central air, July 1 - LD. $27,500. 631-537-1248. Bridgehampton: Charming 2 bedroom apartment in unique country setting. Spacious living room and full bath. Close to all. Utilities included. AC & cable. $5,000 per month. Multi-month discount. Annual rental rates available. 631-537-2293

Center Moriches SPECTACULAR 4-acre WATERFRONT PARADISE HUGE 4 bedrooms, 3.5 5 baths Inground heated pool Every high-end amenity! Deep creek dock on property July 18K, August 22K K July - LD 37K (No Pets - No Shares) Spec. sheet available Send email to: or call Michael 212-944-1 1881

Immaculate home Tastefully furnished Private setting, 3 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath with grround level office and family room. Open design, cathedral ceilings, great for entertaining. Mastt er bedroom suite on separate floor with balcony and loft area. F rench doors in living room overlo ook heated pool, deck, and beautiful landscaping. Teak furniture on outdoor dining deck with Web b er gas grill. Fireplace, central air, central vac. TVs with Cable/VCR/DVD and cable modem in offiice. Indoor/outdoor sound system. JULY 1- LD. $25,000 917-375-3915

East Hampton 4 houses from private beach! BEAUTIFUL SUNSETS 4 bedrooms, 3 baths heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, bbq grill, large deck Landscaped gardenss

3 Bedrooms + Guest Suite 60 foot Pool Beautiful Garden ns Use of boat for rowing and fishing No pets July, $35,000

COME TO KAYAK COUNTRY! Three extraordinary, historic North Fork Bayfront homes available for summer rental.

Private and quite, light and airy house with gourmet kitchen, internet, cable, flat screen tvs, and every amenity. (we also have a protect a child pool fence if needed) August $18.5 516-487-2945

Bridgehampton Deal Charming 4 BR, 3 bath with large yard, front porch, 18x36 new pool and gas grill. Beautifully furnished, newly renovated with 2 plasmas.

BAYPORT WATERFRONT MD- LD $24,000 60 milesNYC min. to Fire Island, 5 BR, 3.55 bth, boat slip. Also: 1 yr. lease @ $3750 mo. ML#2074270 Norm Marcioch, LSA 631.279.1100 Prudential Douglas Elliman Real Estate

Very close to village, wii nery and ocean beach !

Bridgehampton South. Secluded 1/2 acre, uniquely delightful. Large trees. Walk Village, Jitney, Market, Bike beach. 3 bedrooms w/ AC, Sleep loft, 2 baths. No pets. MD- LD $24,000. June $5,000, July $9,000, August - LD $11,000. Negotiable 212-477-6720, 631-537-1151.


July - LD $ 27K August - LD $ 20K Must see ! 603-275-1417


AND ALSO last week of June possible! Call own ner 212-595-3400

All offer privacy, sugar sand beaches and access to some of the best farmstands and wineeries in the country. F rom $3,500- $6,000/ weekly.

BRIDGEHAMPTON VILLAGE Historic Halsey House Half acre compound 3BR, 2BA, spa, heated pool, tennis, walk, bus & train $39k MD - LD 201-213-0220

CALL TODAY TO BOOK YOUR SUMMER VACATION! Centuryy 21 Agawam/ Albertson Realty 631-616-3305/ 3357.

EAST HAMPTON Adorable cottage at Maidstone Park. 2 bedrooms+, extra large deck with barbeque, kitchen, dining room, living room, sleeps 6. Walk to the beach, the market, restaurants. May $3,900 June $4,900 July $6,500 631-236-7589

East Hampton Charming house on private road. 3 bedrooms, 2 BRIDGEHAMPTON VLGE EAST HAMPTON Basement bathrooms. Pool, large deck, Beautiful 1 Bedroom Cottage apartment in home. Separate en- outside shower. AC. Walk to trance, decent natural light. Bed- town Discount for MD- LD or Heated Pool $6,500 June, $7,000 July $7,500 French Doors, Beamed Ceilings. room, bathroom with Jacuzzi, kitchen, living room with cable. August. No shares. Alicia Walk to Town, Train, Jitney, Wireless. Furnished. $1500/ 917-449-8212 or email $20,000 MD -LD month, utilities included. Call to Can 516-658-5728 view. (631)324-3581 arrange for immediate showings.

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Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals


East Hampton

Fabulous 3 Bedroom with den, Minutes walk from village center and railroad. Gorgeous new w renovation. Heated pool with cottage. Private $34,000 Memorial Day- Labor Day

East Hampton

Formal new gated mini estate set on 2 private acres. 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, pool, teennis, first floor master and separate quarters for live-in.

NW WOODS 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, pool, CAC. Brand new kitchen August- Labor Day 631-324--2519, 917-232-4163

East Hampton

August - LD $59,000 631-804-1414

Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished

Call Ron: 516-721-15556

4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. EAST HAMPTON Large home on the water! Features

East Hampton 1 mile from village, clean renovated farmhouse. 4 bedrooms + with pool table. 2 whirlpool baths. inground pool with large private yard. July & Aug. $10,000 monthly neg. 631-324-4322

3 bedrooms, each with

Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with

4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen, g arden pool, poolhouse, several decks, wrap- around porch.

rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature

private baths and just a few steeps to ocean.

EAST HAMPTON Bright 4 Bedroom, CAC,

landscaping with


child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay

$120,000 for

heated pool, outdoor shower

beaches. Central Air,

June $2,500 weekly

wireless internet access.

summer season or $160,000 for year

July $16,000 Negotiable

August $18,000


Call Catherine at (917)579-6461


June & July Asking $15,000/ monthh (516)429-9894

Owner: patp p

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

East Hampton Lion Head Walk to private beach, Family Friendly, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, Internet access, heated pool, hot tub, outdoor shower, Aug. $14.000 or 2 weeks. web Photos. Call both numbers 516-482-8894, 631-329-6251 or email


EAST HAMPTON Newer traditional 3 bedroom, 4.5 bath, pool, private cul-de-sac. Beautiifully furnished, open LR DR kitchen. Finished basement with full bath/ pool table. June- LD $26,000. (914)588-9801

EAST HAMPTON North West Woods 3 bedroom, 2 bath Country Home on 2.5 private acres. Central air, heated, gated, child safe pool, new kitchen. All amenities. Available Weekly Starting July 28- LD $3,900 weekly Weekdays calll 212-953-1388 Weekends 631-329-3894

Walk to beach, village, jitney 4 bedrooms, 4 baths Huge master bedroom suite including balccony, sitting room, dressing, and spa bath Living room, Dining room, library, Chefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen Extensive mature grounds Privacy, CAC, Garage, Pool July $45,000 917-971-1885, 212-772-9174 EAST HAMPTON STUNNING CONTEMPORARY NEAR MARINAS Newly designer renovated 4 bed, 3 new baths, new kittchen, full basement w/ gym & playroom w/ pool table. 40 foot heated, child friendly pool. G reatt decks. Outdoor Shower. Central AC. August- LD $17k 917-519-1865

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 03/20/2008 BRIDGEHAMPTON Jacka to Kary & Farah ROESSNER, 12 Aelfies Way, 1,565,000

CALVERTON Ambrosini to EDWARDS AVENUE REALTY LLC, 407 Edwards Avenue, 3,000,000


Wood to Jack LESTER, 41 Squaw Road, 1,125,000 Oxenhorn to Peter & Cora WEISS, 15 Huckelberry Lane, 1,150,000 Newbold to Nicholas & JoAnn COSENTINO, 69 Dayton Lane, 1,200,000 Csordas to Mira SPEKTOR, 49 Gingerbread Lane, 1,250,000 DeGennaro to Judy-KIRINCICH William PAYER, 9 Barclay Court. 1,500,000 Sidwell to Jesse REEVES, Robert LEWIS, 34 Old Orchard Lane, 1,600,000 Tannenbaum to David & Rochelle LUDWIG, 14 Noelle's Ln, 1,775,000 Foley to COUNTY OF SUFFOLK, Private Road, 2,625,000 Filippelli to NATURE CONSERVANCY INC, Springs Fireplace Road, 3,100,000 Kelly to Michael SPRUNG, Madelaine HABERMAN, 24 Borden Ln, 3,400,000 159 Second St Corp to Nicholas LOBACCARO 209 Main St., 4,450,000


and 04/30/2008

Morton Trust to WEST END PARTNERS LLC, 57 West End Ave, 21450000


Reber to Steven KORNBLATT, 16 Duckwood Lane, 1,250,000 Relyea French LLC to TYCAS ENT. LLC, 31A Ponoquogue Av, 1,500,000


Nacht Dean MOGULL,164 West Lake Drive, 1,300,000 Maidstone Park Ltd to EDGEMERE MTK LLC183 South Edgemere St, 4,410,000


The Smith Group LLC to James & Joan, REIHER, 40 Ocean Ave 2,000,000


Boyko to Jeffrey & Ilona ROTH, 35 Cedar Lane, 2,000,000


Shelton to Maura LYNCH, No# Ninevah Place, 2,000,000

SAGAPONACK Stanis to Christine & Joseph SWANSON, 36 East Woods Path, 2,200,000

SOUTHAMPTON Cerullo Trust to 72 HALSEY STREET LLC, 72 Halsey St. 1,100,000 Garrett to Brent & Monica HUMPHRIES, 119 Willow St, 1,120,000 Mayo to Esteban SABA, 502 North Main Street, 1,275,000 Smith Trust to SAMI, Angela & Siamak, 43 Westway Drive, 1,795,000 Lamendola to Simeon GOLD, 190 Old Sag Harbor Road, 1,937,500 Queller to Daniel NISSANOFF, 36 Woodland Farms Road, 2,875,000 Bolster to Andrew & Lorraine DODGE, 300 Halsey Neck Lane, 5,300,000 McInerny to 344 FIRST NECK LLC, 350 First Neck Ln, 7,000,000 McInerny to 344 FIRST NECK LLC, 360 First Neck Ln, 7,000,000 344 First Neck LLC to REDHAMPTON LLC, 344 First Neck Ln, 7,373,056 346 First Neck LLC to BLUEHAMPTON LLC, 346 First Neck Ln, 7,373,056

SOUTHOLD Christie to BELLE VIEW LLC, 250 Midway Road, 1,114,825 Xenopoulos to ANNA WILLIAMS TRUST, Old Mill Road, 2,000,000

Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period AMAGANSETT

Robbins to Cristina & Michael SPINDLER, 23 Cranberry Hole Rd, 655,000 Von Oehsen to David & Catherine VON OEHSEN, 220 Town Ln, 840,000


Piotrowski to Alda STIPANOV, 37 Glade Road, 550,000 Straniero to Paul & Dorota CLEGG, 160 Montauk Highway, 627,500 Koppinger to Valeria POLLAK, 136 Cove Hollow Road, 678,000 Stotzky to Rita LINDER & Perry ARNOLD, 34 Runnymede Drive, 719,000 Gettinger to Bram WEBER, 54 Whooping Hollow Road, 815,000


Flynn to Philip & Patricia IRVING, 18 Broadhollow Road, 510,000

Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000

Holdsworth to 46 NEWTON ROAD LLC, 46 Newton Road LLC, 545,000

Phillips to John & Lisa IULO, 30 Beach Avenue, 682,000

Gardner to Wayne & Janet CELAURO, 15 Red Creek Circle, 680,000

B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000

Johnson to Ronald MONGELLUZZO, 10 Pepi Court, 830,000

J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000

Smith to Michael & Alice McGRATH, 4 Rehan Avenue, 830,000

Schaffer to Elise HORNING, Gail NEWMANN, 6 Simpson Rd, 500,000


Gleason to Nicholas FARMAKIS, 230 Greenway West. 620,000



Ivester to Deidre & Jean-Pierre RIOU, 2 Washington Street, 800,000


Kadlec Trust to Jane KOLBENHEYER, 17 Maylen Drive, 540,000

Gendusa to Buddy EVANS, 40 Wooded Oak Lane, 840,000

Hatch to James TAYLOR, Anik PEARSON, 12 John Street, 500,000

Valli to Wayne & Linda VIVIANO, 2 Staller Drive, 510,000

Sound Housing LLC to W. Johann 501 Willow Pond Dr, 270,980

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990

J & K Cicciari to M. Mazzeo, 43 Blueberry Cmn, 317,000

Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000

Windcrest Riverhead & J & N Roughan, 7 Green Ash St, 525,000

Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000


Mayer to Nicholas & Eugenia HATGIPETROS, 19 Fairline Drive, 550,000 Corredor to Louis KENNEDY, 416 Montauk Highway, 600,000


Rhodes to William & Katherine IOANNIDES, 152 Malloy Drive, 975,000

Riverhead Reeves Assoc to HILLENBRAND, 81 Bellflower Court, 502,000

T. Shillo to W & P Mallinson, Sappho Rd, 30,000

Kakerbeck to Jonathan & Ann AUERBACH, 310 Sagg Road, 740,000



Est. Kelly to John & Kathleen PATURNO, 3 Peconic Overlook Dr, 500,000


Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 23 Gianna Court, 569,990 Majors Path LLC to Gary & Deborah SAPORTA, 8 Savannah Ln, 759,990


Grant to Patrick & Siobhan O'DRISCOLL, 4695 South Harbor Rd, 560,000


Lucka to Charles CARRE, 51 Toppings Path, 935,000

Birchwood at Wading River to Edward GROCE,136 Canterbury Dr, 517,900

R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000

J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750



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Summer Rentals

East Hampton Village 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath Tasteful decor, Private Beach pass! Seasonal $42,000 Annual available (516)729-5185

East Hampton. Beautiful, water lovers choice. waterviews, unique Swiss design, stone fireplace, WIFI. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Glass den. Pool, secluded hot tub, screened in poolhouse with wet bar. Steps to beach. 2 kayaks, Sunfish. Northwest. July $15,000. August $18,000. Season $26,000 Pictures on request: 917-817-2369

East Hampton Village Mill Hill Lane Fantastic summer rental! Renovated 1930’s shingled house. Walkk to Main Beach and Village. Hamptons decor. Sleeps 8 -10. July 16K August 19K. 203-722-2454 orr

EAST HAMPTON WATERFRONT 250’ beach. Sunsets, heated pool, 5 BR, 6 baths. Heavenly, Upscale. August- LD $39,000. (631)324-0376 EAST HAMPTON, Barnes Landing, perfect location. Ocean, bay, town. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Chic, Asian flare home, and published garden. 2 master bedrooms, steam room, skylit tub. Great room with fireplace, cathedral ceiling, 2nd living room, cable, DVD, VCR, stereo. Skylights throughout. Cooks kitchen Sub-Zero, 2 sinks, cac, Very private, large decks. Fishpond, hammock, romantic vine enclosed outdoor shower. Complete Idyllic hideaway. Simply the finest in it’s price range. A Must See! August 1 -LD, Asking $11,5000. 631-267-3156 / 646-812-4021. East Hampton, Northwest White contemporary Wooded acre Heated pool, Central air 4 bed d rooms, 2 baths Walk to water F ree WIFI ! July 1 -Labor Day $26,000 July $13,000 August -Labor Day $15,,000 703-994-1009 East Hampton, Springs: Perfect summer retreat. Bright 3 bedroom , 2 bath with one Jacuzzi tub. 2 living rooms, skylights, fireplace, piano. New appliances Very private, fabulous landscaping, pool, outdoor hotub and shower. Brick patio, weber gas grill, hammock. All amenities. See it you will rent! August 1Labor Day $11,500. No smoking. 646-522-4992, 917-837-8711

East Hampton. furnished 2 + bedroom cottage, 1 bath, . Living room, dining room, full basement with washer/ dryer, . CAC, darkwood floors. Clean cozy, large deck with BBQ area. use of in ground pool, one mile from Village Now thru LD $16,000 neg. Also available monthly. (631)324-4322 East Hampton. NW Woods. Mile from bay. Minutes to ocean. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. large living room. Sliders to wrap around deck. Weekly: June $1,800, July $2,800, August $3,200. Susan 631-848-3388, atreasureinthewoods@ For details/photos:

Summer Rentals

East Quogue South of Montauk Hwy. 4 bedrooms, LR, DR, cathedral ceilings, fireplace, hardwood flooors. Built in solar heated in-ground pool with safety cover, outdoor shower. Kid & pet friendly: Swing set and dog pen. July $13,000, Aug. $14,000. All utilities included. For more information caall 631-757-5955

East Quogue Summer Rental Secluded at end of private rd. 5 bedroom 3.5 bath 3600 sq ft. 40x20 L Shaped Heated Pool Hot Tub, Outside Shower 3 fplc’s, Baby Grand Piano Pool Table, Basketball, CAC

EAST HAMPTON/ SPRINGS Seeking tranquility this summer? Immaculate, bright 2 bedroom country cottage on .5 wooded acre. All amenities inside and July $15,000 outside. Swing on a hammock in August $16,000 the lovely tree-shaded yard and Season $29,000 garden. Wood floors, fireplace, 631- 431- 5143 European bathroom, country kitchen. Pass to private bay beaches. Cable TV, high-speed East Quogue: monthly rental. internet and wireless included. July through Labor Day, $8,600. 3 bedrooms, 2 bath. Pool, hot tub, outdoor bathroom. Call Sharon, 917-705-5252. (917)359-9507 East Hampton/ Wainscott. South of Highway, walk to ocean or Jitney. Charming, chic 3 bedroom, 1 bath cottage, CAC, heated pool, lovely property. MD- LD $55,000 or monthly $10 - 30,000. Owner 631-604-5300,

East Quogue: 1910 quaint farmhouse, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet street, 1 block from Bay, 15 minutes to Ocean beach, updated kitchen. Available weekly, monthly, seasonal. Owner (570)224-6773

East Quogue: Waterfront Inn Beach, Dock, Private Furnished Rooms from $2,000 total. MD East Hampton: Spectacular! September 15th. 631-728-9835 2,400 square ft 3 bedroom suites. 1 level designer decorated dream home with gorgeous G reenport: Small church heated pool/ waterfalls. Romantotally renovated with modern tic nightscape lighting, central conveniences, stained glass air, huge deck, outdoor shower, windows, furnished. Walk to rotisserie grill. On 1 private acre everything. Great lovers with voluptuous blooming garhideaway. Principals. 15 miles dens, 2 level great room, french to Hamptons. Extended summer doors, HDTVs. Chic Asian renta $17,500, or monthly flare. Wireless Internet, gourmet $6,000 631-477-8691 kitchen, grand piano with player. Memorial Day Weekend Hampton Bays $3,500 June Steal- Half Price! $9,000 August $25,000, Sept. Close to Ocean, Train Station Weekly Special $3,900. 3 BR, 3 Baths, Full Basement 516-676-7779 516-448-2321. MD-LD $17,000 East Hampton: Village Outskirts, Contemporary, 2 acres, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, living room, dining room, sun room, deck, outdoor shower, heated pool, air conditioning, garage. August $13,000. Sept $8,000. 917-922-5684 HREO# 96169

Southampton 4 plus BR, 4 Baths, pool MD- LD $48,500 Available monthly Hi Hamptons Realty, Inc. 631-723-1672

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Hampton Bays. Small 1 bedroom condo. Waterfront with pool. Private beach. monthly $4,000. 917-881-4168.

G reat for Family Reunions! Almost 7,000 sq. ft. on over an acre! Water view. Walk to ocean.. 13 Bedrooms, Gourmet Kitchen, 3 Full Baths, 5 half baths, Outdoor Shower. Large Screened Porch. 20xx40 built-in Pool 600 sq. ft. Dining Area with wet bar and ice machine. 630 sq. ft. Living Room with fireplace. 700 sq. ft. TV Room with theater seating and pool table. No shares. Weekly, Monthly, Seasonaal 347-680-4392

HAMPTON BAYS JULY -LD 3 BR, 2 BTH, CAC, OPTIMUM TRIPLE PLAY, POOL, DECK, DECK, BBQ, FIREPLACE, & MORE E. WALK TO TRAIN $16,000 MARC 516-982-5991. Hampton Bays 1 Bedroom condo, pool, tennis, deck, washer/ dryer, AC. $7,500 MDLD. 516-946-6912 HAMPTON BAYS WATERFRONT Available Full Season Lovely house, pristine setting on 1 accre. 2 bedrooms, large deck, outdoor shower, kayak. Swim from Dock, Bike to Ocean Pet friendly, No o Smoking $25,000 Owner 646-221-7463 or 917-687-3919

Hampton Bays/ Southampton 2 bedroom unit and water view efficiency. Furnished. Full season. Reasonable. Call 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 Hampton Bays LOOKING FOR WATERFRONT RENTAL IN SEPTEMBER 3 bedrooms ...heated pool essential! 917-742-1396 Hampton Bays: 4 BEDROOMS! REMODELED! A/C! LAUNDRY! CABLE! PATIO! BBQ! MORE! MUST SEE! 631-728-4657 SHNY2000@YAHOO.COM Hampton Bays: “RAMPASTURE POINT WATERVIEW LOFT” on waterfront acre. Super spacious, sunny w/woodburning stove, full kitchenette, over-sized bath & wonderful sunsets. Furnished, private. Full Season $8,900. 631-252-2519 Hampton Bays: South of Highway. Cozy house. 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths. Close to beach and village. $17,000 Memorial Day -Labor Day. (631)664-5560 Hampton Bays: Waterfront. For sale by owner. Tiana Bay. 1 bedroom co-op. Newly renovated. Sandy beach. Boat dock. Heated pool. Clubhouse. Laundry. Barbecue, more. $169,000. Must sell! 631-356-7724 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 Bridg g ehampton Waterfront - 1 acre, 150ft. frontage, Build your dream home, permits in place! $2,950,000. Folio# 3762. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204

HAMPTON BAYS New condo on bay, boat slip. 2 BR, 2 full baths, pool. Bike to beach, town. $2,700 W EEKLY. WEEKENDS, MONTHLY RATES UPON REQUEST. (631)807-8254 Hampton Bays. Huge 2 bedrooms/ 2 full bath waterview condo. Private beachfront Shinnecock Bay resort with pool. Walk/ bike to ocean and or village. Full or partial season. 201-602-0912

Summer Rentals Sag Harbor - 20 acres, can be divided into four 5 acre lots, lake, borders reserve. $9,850,000. folio# 18717 Call Elenie Prieston at 631-747-1147. Shinnecock South Waterfront with permits, beautiful pond & ocean views. Exclusive $1,100,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Southampton/WaterMill- Reduced, Reduced, Reduced. Shy acre is priced below market value.$510,000. Folio 3815 Call Angela Boyer-Stump, 917-207-7777. Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 Bridg g ehampton - Amazing farmviews & Sunsets, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bath, heated pool, Top location! Memorial Day to Labor Day $80,000. folio#4581. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Bridgehampton Village SOH 2,000 sq.ft. home 3bedrooms, 1.5bath plus garage/studio, tennis. July-Aug $30,000 Folio#4286 Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002 East Hampton - 3,200 sq. ft. New Construction, close to village 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, garage, bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Memorial Day to Labor Day $55,000. July to Labor Day $42,000. July $20,000. August to Labor Day $28,000. Weekly $5,300. Will consider extended season. Folio#16089. Call Anthony Hayes at 516-768-8037. East Hampton - 3 bedroom Contemporary, Heated pool, Pets allowed, open great room, Very private location. $40,000. MD-LD; $20,000. July or $25,000. August. Negotiable!. folio#19456. Call Anthony Hayes at 516-768-8037. North Haven Waterfront - 5 bedrooms, 6 baths, waterside pool, dock, tennis, 4 car garage, a must see! Memorial Day to Labor Day $125,000. Folio# 4206. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552

Bridgehampton - 7.5 acres, Build your own private estate! Reduced! Co-Exclusive $2,500,000. Folio# 3145 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Sagaponack- 6 bdrm, 4 bth Traditional with pool and tennis. Bridgehampton - 6 acre Gated entrance. Stylish and priwooded lot in desirable location. vate, memorial Day thru Labor Co-Exclusive. Folio# 3789 Day, $150,000.Folio 5433, Call $2,500,000. Call Joe Gaites at Angela Boyer-Stump, 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. 917-207-7777 Sag Harbor -.25 acres; permits in-hand. Build you dream home. Exclusive $450,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000. Sag Harbor -Half mile to village, .60 acres, Room for house, pool & garage. Exclusive $599,000. Folio# 17648 Call Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147.

Sagaponack South - 2 private acres, Contemporary home offers 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, Heated pool, tennis. Walk to Ocean! Summer 2008 $190,000. July - Labor Day 2008 $160,000. July $80,000. August-LD $85,000. June $30,000. Folio# 4434. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 Sagapo o nack - Private & Immaculate. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Heated pool, living room w/ fpl, 2 car garage. Summer $95,000. Annually $115,000. Folio# 19112. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Sagaponack - One story 2,500 sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, CAC, handicap accessible. Folio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Yearround $65,000. Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002 Sagaponack Artist/Writer Barn. Dramatic cathedral ceiling, great library, secret garden, near ocean. MD-LD $65,000. Folio#19552. Call Muriel Hanson Falborn 631-537-2000x316

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Montauk Shores Condo, Ditch Plains, MD- LD $20k, 12’x48’ Condo, ocean view from deck, steps from Ditch Plain surfing 538 Montauk Hwy Amagansett Hamptons Realty Group beach, 2 BR’s, 1.5 baths, sleeps 3 Ft Pond Blvd, East Hampton 11 Madison Street, Sag Harbor 7, LR/ kitchen, heated pool, 631-267-6626, 631-324-3111 playground, recreation room, (631)725-2252 gated community. Call www 631-804-8048 email: Bay y Point, Sag Harbor: 3 bedroom, 1 bath, waterfront with deep water dock. MD-LD $40,000, Year Round $50,000. List ID # 518488 Sag Harbor Village: 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage, central air, decks and gardens. MD-LD $15,000. List ID # 517966

Northwest This lovely home is located on a quiet street and offers 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace and heated pool. July thru LD $24,000; List ID# 518808 Walk to the Ocean And enjoy the ocean views from this 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath home that is literally nestled in the Dunes of Amagansett. MD-LD $40,000; List ID# 154946

Sag Harbor Village: 3 bedroom, 2 _ bath, central air, heated pool. JUL $20,000, AUG $27,500. List ID # 519218

Clearwater Beach 4 bedroom, 3 bath home in private beach and marine community with fireplace, central air, outdoor Sagaponack North: Private and shower and heated pool. August thru LD $20,000; List ID# secluded 4.8 beautifully landSag Harbor - Bay 5 bedrooms, scaped acres with heated pool. 4 516210 3.5 baths 3,000 sq.ft. with teak bedrooms, 3 baths, large decking, pool. Nicely appointed. Oceanfront 5 bedroom, 3 bath family/media room, gym, 2 car MD-LD $70,000. July-LD home located directly on the garage, beautifully furnished $60,000, July $30,000 ocean and offering a fireplace, Post-Modern. AUG $35,000 August-LD $35,000. Folio central air, downstairs play room List ID # 303793 #5405 Call Lally Mockler at and stunning views. MD-LD 516- 971-6002 $120,000; List ID# 516474 Sag Harbor Villlage: Renovated classic, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, cenShelter Island - Dockspace at Perfectly Private 3 bedroom, 2 tral air, beautifully furnished, pi- bath contemporary home in the bulkhead. Renovated 3BR, ano, updated electronics and 3BA. Everything new. MD-LD woods of Northwest yet surpriscomputer. AUG $15,600. List $55,000. Monthly possible. Foingly close to the Village of East ID # 515592 lio#19551. Call Muriel Hanson Hampton. Fireplace, central air, Falborn 631-537-2000x316 outdoor shower and heated pool. North Haven: Waterfront 5 July thru LD $30,000; List ID# Water Mill- Hampton Classic! bedroom, 5 _ bath, designer de- 521788 farmviews, 5 bdrms, 6.5 bths, tailed, French Country Manor, htd pool, tennis, last 2 weeks of gourmet kitchen, heated waterBayfrront Spectacular sunsets August $35,000.Folio 19723 side pool, exquisitely furnished, will take your breath away! One Call Angela Boyer-Stump landscaped gardens, multiple en- bedroom condo right on a beauti917-207-7777 ful beach with pool and restautertaining areas inside and out. rant on premises. MD-LD MD-LD $250,000, JULY Water Mill- Farmfield vistas, $12,000; List ID# 519262 $95,000, pool, tennis, newly constructed, AUG $150,000. List ID # 5,400 sqft of luxurious living. Clearwater Beach 4 bedroom, 520746 Avail July-LD $170,000, July 3 bath saltbox in private beach $85,000, August $85,000. folio and marina community. 2 fireSag Harbor: Waterfront reno19024 Call Angela places, central air and heated vated beach house with sunset Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 pool. MD-LD $30,000; List ID# views. Adorable 3 bedroom, 2 515088 bath with large deck overlooking Water Mill- Soouth of the HighMONTAUK Steps to private way- Elegant and stylish. Offers magical and spacious yard with ocean beach, very large studio, new dock. MD-LD $42,000, 4+bdrms, 5 bths, open living separate eat in kitchen, dressing area formal dining, eik, htd pool JUL $20,000, AUG $22,000. room/ bath. huge private patios List ID # 520222 much more. Memorial Day thru and entrance. New upscale Labor Day, $125,000. folio appointments, flat screen TV, P roperty pictures available at: 19694 Call Angela Boyer-Stump Air, wifi .MD-LD $10,000 by List ID # 917-207-7777 No Smoking 631- 668-5814

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Montauk: Oceanfront co-op. 1 bedroom, sofa bed, air conditioning, full kitchen, dishwasher, microwave, deck, heated pool, 2 televisions, DVD/ VCR, CD, cable. Weekly $1,400. 631-766-7680 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 Southampton Village - Convenient to Beach and Heart of Town! Renovated traditional, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, den, central air, heated pool. July - LD $35,000 Southampton Village - Impeccable Renovated Saltbox! Cathedral great room, sunroom, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, central air, sunny deck, heated pool. July LD $45,000 Water Mill - Overlooking Farmland Reserve! Spacious Post Modern, light, bright, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, deck, heated pool. July - LD $55,000 Southampton Village Grandish Traditional! Beautifully restored, wonderful porches, landscaped backyard, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, a/c units, heated pool. July - LD $80,000 North Haven/ Sag Harbor JUST REDUCED 5 Bedroom, 5.5 Bath, 4,700 sq. ft. family retreat with all the amenities in a private bay community. Walk to bay. Community tennis courts and playground. Finished basement with professional screening room a nd billiards room. 20x40 gunite pool. Must see! MD- LD $70,000, July- LD $57,500, August- LD $38,5000 631-871-6886 For pictures, email NORTH SEA Waterfront community, 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, deck, pool, air, plasma TV. Walk to beach, MD- LD $23,500. Call for details. 631-537-6257 631-466-0695

Summer Rentals Noyac Bay Waterfront Breathtaking sunsets. two bedrooms, 1 bath, porch, MD- LD $30,000 July -Aug $25,000 631-7866587 Noyac, Carraige House Apt for 2. Steps to h2o Back roads to all. Hot shower is outside. $6,500 Season 631-725-3825 wknd. 718-585-1064 Noyac/ Sag Harbor Charming cottage. Walk to bay. Private entrance. 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath, living room, EIK, large deck. No smoking. July 1- LD $8,000 or Aug 1 - LD $6000. 631-283-2243 after 5pm

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S O U T HAM PT O N WATERFRONT Beautiful Peconic views, total privacy, 5 bedroom, 4 bath, den, exercise room, central air, wood burning fireplace, heated gunite pool, mahogany decks, pool cabana, B.B. sport court, 2 car garage. July $28k

Aug. $36k

Weekly rental available. 631-204-0202 6311-283-6435

Q U O G U E E. A R E A SAG HARBOR Luxury 9,000 Sq.Ft. Rental Designer Furnished June 15- Sept 15 $100,000 Jully 1st- LD 2008 $75,000 August $50,000 6 Bedrooms + Office + 6.5 Baths Post Modern. Built 2006 Beau utiful 1st Floor Master & Guest Suite, Heated Pool, Gym on 1.5 acres in Multi-Million Dollar Area. New Linens & Towels. Close to Ocean. Call OWNER (917)301-2416 for Virtual Tour

MUST SEE! 4,000 sq ft brand new luxurious house. 5 bedrooms, 4,5 baths, 2 living roomss, office, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen, 2 fireplaces, 2 car garage, headed in-ground pool, big beautiful yard, fenced in. Near ocean/ bay beaches. July 1st- LD Owner (631)725-4790


5 Bedrooms, 3 Baths Newly renovated Post Modern

Airy, comfortable, newly renovated home. 5 bedrooms, 2 baths, livinng room/ fireplace, oversized kitchen/ dining/ living area, CAC, internet, big deck.

Granite/Stainless kitch hen Heated pool, Jacuzzi

June $10,000 0; July $13,000 August $14,000

Tennis, Private Gym Basketball Court Multi-use Field Jungle gym

917-363-1758 email:

Quogue Village Beach Rights!

All on 1..1 acre at end of cul-de-sac August 1 - LD $25k negotiable 631-653-0116 or 718-791-5861 cell

Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, south highway, bike to village, beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. $13,000 631-653-8750 REMSENBURGGETAWAY! Charming 3 BR, 2 bath, heated pool, air conditioning. Season $24,000 0 July $10,000 August $12,000 (646)242-5352

SAG HARBOR BEACH Walk to beach from this charming renovated cottage in Pine Neck. 2 bedrooms, 1 batth, large kitchen, living room and enclosed porch with views of bay. Available now E-mail abc@sarr Sag Harbor Best house on best block! Beautifully renovated, traditional, historic district, walk to village. 3 bdrm, 2 bth, large eat-in ktchn, deck, garden, park on street. June $6,000; August $14,000; Sept: $6,000; Memorial Day w/e $1500. 631 725-2620

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SHINNECOCK HILLS WATERFRONT. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace. MINT CONDITION. MD- LD $33,000 631-8871-1808

South Fork Realty Southampton H a r ry Nelson 516-818-1960

SOUTHAMPTON/ Shinnecock Hills. August rental. Sunmny privarte very clean contemporary. 3 BR, 3 bth. Pool, deck, CAC, fabulous activity room with pool table. $15,500. 718-207-1586.

Near beaches & villages. J une 1- LD $69,000. J uly $25,000 Aug.-LD $35,000

laundry room, 50’ heated pool, outdoor shower. Park, ten n nis and water near by.

Extended season or year round availlable.

MD- LD $125,000 July- LD $120,000 July $55,000 August- LD $65,000


(631)725-11744 (917)502-0893 Sag Harbor Village: 3 BR, 2.5 baths, well loved village gem! Exsqusite. Ammenities Galore. July $16,000. Aug. $18,000 Year-round $49,500 917-684-5967 Sag Harbor Waterfront Large 1BR . Pool, hot tub, and dock. MD- LD (long season available) Walk to town and tennis $13,600. No pets.. 646-594-4244 Sag Harbor, Noyac: Charming Cape Cod near beach. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Lovely enclosed porch. July -August $15,000. 631-725-4784, 631-219-6285 Sag Harbor. Extra large, bright studio. 22 x 22. Tall ceilings. New kitchen and bath. Close to village. Across from beach. Includes cable, electric, wireless Internet, AC, washer/dryer. MDLD $8,500. 631-848-0482. Sag Harbor. Large studio with separate bath. Beautiful sunsetviews from deck overlooking pool and woods. Private and quiet. Bike to town and beach. 10 minutes to ocean. Use of pool. June - LD $10,000. 631-553-8968 or s_hamma@ Sag Harbor/ Bay Point Bright, clean 2 bedroom home Waterview ...Walk to beach MD- LD $18,500 516-818-0347 Sag Harbor: Studio apartment. Picturesque location. Private patio, king bed. $6,500 Memorial Day to Labor Day or monthly. Utilities included. (631)766-5995 Sagaponack South designer 1740’s barn renovated 2001. On 4 acres with pond, 3 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, chef’s kitchen, 2 fireplaces, surround sound, 2 patios, heated gunite pool with waterfall, guest cottage sleeps 4. Bike to beach. July- August $65,000. Long season available. (631)834-4853


Quaint farmhouse, CLOSE TO THE GENERAL STORE. Private. 5 bedrooms,, 2 bathrooms, outdoor shower on 1.3 acres. July $22,500 August- LD $25,000 Season $45,000 Annual $5 55,000 Call (609)915-9755 SHELTER ISLAND 5 Bedrooms, 3 Baths. Spacious summer retreat. Access to private beach and tennis. Petss welcome. MD- LD $16,000 Owner (516) 658-2564 Shelter Island: 2 bedroom Ranch. Wrap around deck, fplc, amazing water views, Peconic Bay in front, protected wetlands behind. Private beach. Utilities/ linens included. August $9,120. (631)749-0690 Shinnecock Bay Spectacular open waterfront 2 bedroom, baths CAC, beach Summer $17,5000 August $9,500, Sale $899,500 973-809-2317

Southampton new 5 bedroom house, 3 bath, pool, front view golf course and 2 bedroom guest house. July to Labor Day $55,000. 516-356-7016 SOUTHAMPTON New Townhouse Community Beautifully Furnished G reat Location 3 Bedrooms, 2..5 Baths, Garage & Basement, Pool, Playground, Basketball. Near Village & Beaches. Season $38k Calll Lisa, R.E. 631-793-7329 (no fee) SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE. Renovated Gambrel. 2 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, CAC, Pool, Pool house, Available Monnthly MD- LD $12,000 Jim (516)635-0177 SOUTHAMPTON 4 bedroom, 2 bath home on 2 acres Pool, jacuzzi. Very private $27k

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Memorial Day- Labor Day Summer rental only Call Andreas (631)276-1687 SOUTHAMPTON 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths 2 Living Rooms Air Conditioning, Pool, July- Labor Day $20,000 July $12,000, August $14,000. 631-283-7193 Southampton Shinnecock Hills

SHINNECOCK HILLS This 2 bedroom cottage which has recently been renovated is one of 6 houses thatt sits high above Peconic Bay with steps to private beach Available MD -LD or monthly June or July y $5,500 Aug. - LD $6,500 Weekdays 516-663-8442 or anytime 631-897-6834

Steps to public and private docks. Pool 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Mint condition! Bike to beach & village MD- LD $25,000 negotiable 631-287-2726

SOUTHAMPTON SHINNECOCK HILLS Gorgeous 4 BR, 3 baths, CAC, in- ground pool, wireless internet. MD- LD D $50,000 July $20,000 August $25,000 631-266-1759, 516-376-1329

SHINNECOCK HILLS SOUTH OF HIGHWAY Extended Seaason $11,000. Furnished or Unfurnished.

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Classic summer getaway. Whimsical 100 year old house, porch opens onto private acre, gardens, 2.5 bedrooms, dining room, living room. Done in wicker, pine. All amenities. Bike to ocean, village. July- LD $14,000. (917)797-0082 Southampton village, south. WALK TO OCEAN, restaurants. Renovated 2 BR cotttage. Aug 2nd-24th $2,800 weekly (212)786-2562 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGEClassic 4 BR 2 bath colonial. Heated gunite pool, hot tub. Great location. Memorial Day to Labor Day, $49,000. Contact for photos or call (917)287-5207.

SOUTHAMPTON: Just outside village, 4 bed, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool on private, landscaped acre. Skylights, chefs kitchen, newly furnished. Extensive decking. July- LD $45,000. July $24,000. August $26,000. 917-837-2909

S O U T HAM PT O N Magnificent Waterview Contemporary just 300 ft from Private Peconic Bay Beach. 3 BR’s, 2 bath, 2nd story deck, outside shhower. $6k June. $8k July. $10k Aug. (631)283-5499 Southampton: No where to stay? Charming farmhouse. Rooms or entire house for rent. weekends or monthly. Fab pool, sauna, jacuzzi, Spa services on premises. 646-415-2208

Southampton: Tastefully furnished, picture pretty queen room. Private bath, DirecTV. Large, beautiful, manicured home. Weekend- Week- Month. (631)283-8613 Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a WAINSCOTT- Victorian's studio. Private entrance, terrace, cathedral ceilings, kitchen, AC. Season +free week $16,000. 631-806-5442 Wainscott. 5 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, outside shower, heated pool. South of the highway. $39,000 July through August. (631)537-1764, (845)624-3676 Wainscott. 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath cozy cottage. CAC. Now- LD $15,000; through Sept $18,000. (917)848-2599

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Southampton Village. Walk to village, Jitney and train. Light filled. 4 bedroom, 2 bath cape. July - LD $27,000. July 14K, August 16K. 917-449-0074, Pictures Southampton Village: Newly renovated, 3 BR, 3 Bath, CAC, mature hedges, walk to station. July- LD, $18,000. (631)332-9374 Southampton Waterfront: 1 bedroom, living room, kitchen, AC. Washer/ dryer. Heated pool. Boat slip SOH Season. $19,000 or Sale $429K. (631)786-5101

This turnkey home is so charming offering two bedrooms and one bath on the main level with additional sleeping area, computer station and storage upstairs . Large backyard to enjoy a good game of volley ball and barbeques. Large deck, shed and wood burning fireplace.Steps to Montauk's famous Ditch Plains Surfer Beach.Hurry - this one won't last at $999,000 Co-exclusive Call the Tuma Agency to view IN#43890


Southampton. Country cottage rental. 1 bedroom with large great room and kitchen. Wood floors, cathedral ceiling. MD - LD. $15,000. No Smoking 516-909-9515. Southampton- Post modern, 4 bedroom, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool, first floor master, great location! MD- LD $44,000. 631-287-0528 Southampton- Sag Harbor Walk to bay beach, Bright 2 bedroom house on 1/2 acre., Central air, new wall to wall carpet through out, washer dryer, large deck/ outdoor shower. July $6,000. Aug. $8,000. Now- LD $13,000 No pets, smoking 631-283-1345

This desirable 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath Condo has one of the best Lake views in the complex. The grounds and pool are meticulously cared for. There is a wood burning stove, new sliders out to a brand new deck, new roof, skylights and Atrium windows. Hardwood and tile floors are throughout the open kitchen-living area. This home is in fabulous condition. Move right in and enjoy Montauk this summer. Exclusively Ours - Call the Tuma Agency to view.$875,000 IN#33595

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6 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, jacuzzi, livingroom, dining room, gourmet kitchen, library, fireplace,

4 BR, 3.5 baths, 3 car garage, CAC, heated gunite pool, on 2 acres.

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4 BEDROOM, 3 BATH, CENTRALLY LOCATED COUNTRY COTTAGE ON QUIET ACRE. TENNIS, HEATED POOL, HOT TUB, CAC, AND WIFI. July- Aug $39,000 August Only $24,000 917-406-0660 OWNER WATER MILL 2 bedroom, 2 bath newly renovated cottage. Inground pool, 2 patios, CAC, on large farm with great views. MEDIA/ RECREATION ROOM WITH HDTV, tennis privileges on private hydrocourt. MD- LD $32,000 (631)726-4477

Water Mill Contemporary High-End Family Home 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath Gunite pool, large deck, 50” Plasma TV, BOSE indoor/oo utdoor speakers Game room SPECTACULAR FARM VIEWS Less than 5 minutes from Hampton Classic JUNE $8,000 per week or $15,000 for two! JULY Booked AUGUST-LD $45,000 + expenses (no weekly rentals) Call 917.539.5663

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WATER MILL. Large 4 bedroom, 3 bath house on 1.5 acres. 2 fireplaces, deck, great location MD- LD $33,000 (631)871-1808

WESTHAMPTON 1 BR Cottage pool, tennis, docking. May 15th- June 25th $5,000 Aug 5th- Sept 15th $5,000 or Weekly 631-882-1986

Water Mill: brand new 6 BR, 7 bath house,heated gunite pool, tennis, waterviews MD - LD, $130,0000. Partial/ Extended Season 631-726-5352 Water Mill: With Farm Views Walk to Southampton Village from this open living/ dining Ranch House. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, finished basement with 3rd full bathroom. Central air. Heated pool with large deck on 3/4 of an acre.Aug1-LD $18,000 Call 631-267-8598 631-804-5692 WESTHAMPTON Secluded wooded 1 acre, 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, All weather tennis court with basketball, heated pool, jacuzzi, basement lounge with arcade room, Internet, garage,central a ir. Gated backyard G reat family house. No Pets July or Aug. $20,000 By owner 917-533-7244



STAR HAMPTON REALTY 631-288-5450 631-728-0263 Westhampton Beach Beautiful, pristine 4 bedroom, 3 bath ranch All amenities,. Walk all. Available monthly, daily, weekly. 516-641-4092 or Westhampton Beach Charming contemporary bay front 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, pool, dock, fantastic views. August $26,000 Owner (631)288-5481

WESTHAMPTON 5 bed, 3 bath, pool $40,000 QUOGUE 4 bed 3 bath pool, tennis $55,000 Many More July & Aug. Rentals Avail Charles Rutenberg Realty Call Tom Hood 631-276-9329

Westhampton Beach G reat room leads to oceanside deck with 2 electric awnings and a heated pool & hot tub. Master with bath plus 3 guest bedrooms and 3 baths. CAC. Terrific ocean & bay views Onee of a kind Immaculate condition

WESTHAMPTON 5 bedroom, 3 bath Well-appointed, sun-filled, newly renovated, private 20x40 pool/ spa, quiet cul-de-sac. Walk to bay. MD- July 30 $25k MD- LD $40k 347-623-8499

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CENTER MORICHES: Stones Throw To Great South Bay - Winter Waterview Beautiful Center Hall Colonial. Boasts 4 Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths, Surrounded By 13 Acre Bird Sanctuary. $549,000

Agents Name: Carol Wendell 631-474-4242 Prudential Douglas Elliman 275 Route 25A, Ste 23

WESTHAMPTON SUMMER RENTALS Memorial Day to Labor Day REMSENBERG 4 bedroom, 4 bath, pool and tennis $45,000


August $45,000

WESTHAMPTON 1 BR Cottage pool, tennis, docking. May 15th- June 25th $5,000 Aug 5th- Sept 15th $5,0 000 or Weekly 631-882-1986


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Available this summer, Post-modern 4 bedroom/ 4 bath with 2 masterr suites with jacuzzis, designer furnished, central air. 2 car garage. Gated 1.5 acre property on the creek,

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Westhampton Beach: Designer furnished, 1 bedroom Cottage. Westhampton. South of the Sleeps 4, AC, pool, walk to Highway. Near village and town. 631-727-0626 beaches. Newly renovated 1 bedroom cottage. Quiet street. Westhampton Beach: WaterJune $3,000, July $3,000, or front 3 bedroom, 2 bath, large weekly. 516-380-7868, deck, dock, walk to beach. Great views/ sunsets. $13k August. Also available weekly WESTHAMPTON: 6 bedroom, 201-722-7052 4 bath house, asking $40,000. Also monthly. Heated pool, WESTHAMPTON DUNES tennis, hot tub, central air. Also apt. on beach. $7,000. Contemporary Luxury Home on Dune Road 212-980-1212 * With 2 master bedroomss w/ full baths plus 2 guest bedrooms w/ full baths * Panoramic Ocean & Bay views with fabulous sunssets * Hot tub, fireplace, CAC & every luxury amenity all included * Huge awning covered outdoor deck with Viking BBQ grill Just bring your toothbrush

Weekly Rentals BRIDGEHAMPTONBRAND NEW Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities. Weekly or weekends.

Season $47,000 Call owner to view 917-886-8135

Owner 212-579-4964

Westhampton Dunes. Dune Road. Lovers’ cottage. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Newly decorated June $9,000, July $13,000, August 1- LD $15,000. Whole season $29,500. 516-414-2568.

East Hampton Charming 3 BR house, nicely landscaped, private yard, large pool, close to bay beach. Has everything you’ll need! Monday- Friday $1500. Full Week $2500. 4th of July Week $3000. Mark 917-561-1106

Westhampton Landings Condo Rent for ONE month, Flexible dates. Totally renovated with Central A /C. 2 Bedroom, 3 Bath W/D Pool, deck, walk to town. Memorial Day weeked $12,500.. Owner 917-923-3991

East Hampton: Beach house. Water views/ access, ocean, kayak, 4 BR’s, 3 full baths, chef’s kitchen, large deck, heated pool. 1 & 2 week rentals; June, July, August. Lazarus Group (516)536-6300

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Year-Round Rentals

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Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a

E ast Quogue Dune Road. 10 bedrooms, 7 baths. Heated pool. Hot tub, Sauna room. Many extras. 516--647-0790

EAST MORICHES WATERFRONT CONDO BAYVIEWS Living Room with Fireplace, Dining Room, Kitchen & Large Terrace with Waterviews, 25â&#x20AC;&#x2122; Dock, Pool, Tennis, Gated Community, 2/3 Bedrooms plus Family Room. $2,300/ month. References & Credit check. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Vickyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Gateway to the Hamptons Realty. 516-848-6372

Westhampton Dune Road, Bay front, 7 BRs, 4 BAs, pool, hot tub, CAC. Pictures available email: Memorial Day weekend $4,500, June 9- 16th $4500, August $45,000, September $15,000 (917)623-0529.

East Moriches: Beautiful, sunny 2nd flr., 1 BR apt in Historic District. High end touches, cathedral ceilings, all new. Private entrance/ parking. $1,250 includes utilities. Available June 15th. Bob (631)835-1767

Southampton- Northside Hills winner! Over 4,500 sqft of living space. Features 5 bdrms, 5.5 bths, htd pool and so much more. Year Round $125,000. folio 5888 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Moriches Condo 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Living Room w/fireplace, Dining Room, EIK- Garage 55+ Waterfront Community $2,000+ The Real Estate Shoppe (631)874-5400

SAG HARBOR. 1 room efficiency, Completely furnished. Classified Deadline Private entrance and bath. SuitWinter Rentals 12 pm Monday able 1 person, no smoking or pets. 1st & last month security. $950.00 utilities included WESTHAMPTON Hampton Country Real Estate 631-725-1581. 19 Corwith Ave. School year SOUTHAMPTON Single famBridgehampton ily house for rent. 3 bedroom, 1 September â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;08 - June â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;09 631-537-2000 bath, fireplace, deck area, washer/ dryer and full kitchen w/ BRAND NEW 3,000 sq ft. dishwasher. Detached 1 car gar Sag Harbor/Noyac - 3 bedGarden apartment rooms/2 baths, clean contempo- and large driveway. No pets. $1700 plus utilities, first month rary, 2 car garage, heated pool, and security deposit required. private! Annually $45,000. fo3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths Call (631)905-4243 lio#5006. Call Amy Unangst at Furnished, all linens 631-334-0552 Jacuzzi, Patio Southampton Village small HDTV, fireplace Studio. Private. Just remodeled, East Hampton Village - Centrally located & close to Village, private entrance. $1,100 monthly includes utilities, or June- Sept Walk or Bike! 4 bedrooms, 2.5 $1500 monthly includes $8,000. 516-848-8885 baths, central air, living room heat, cable & internet with fireplace, garage. Annually 516-921-5414 (631)902-9980 $55,000.Folio# 5410. Call Amy Southampton: Wow! Private Unangst at 631-334-0552. entrance into 1 BR, furnished, spacious apt., in 2nd story Cape Sag Harbor-Year Round! 4 Year-Round Rentals Cod. Picture window overlookbdrm, 3 bth, living room with ing Bay. LR/ kitchen combo vaulted ceiling and fireplace, with entertainment area. Walk to Bridgehampton: quiet, bright 1 pool, and finished basement, BR apt in new cottage. $1,800/ yearround $60,000. Call Angela College. $1,500 pays all! 631-271-3341, 516-680-5902 mo. Utilities Incl. 631-335-6224 Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777 East Hampton Maidstone Park Short walk to beach and ball field. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, living room with wood burning stove. Storage shed and decks. $1,900/ month +utilities. Ross Perchik 631-324-6250

Sagaponack - Private & Immaculate. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Heated pool, living room w/ fpl, 2 car garage. Summer $95,000. Annually $115,000. folio# 19112. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

EAST HAMPTON/ Springs, 4 BR, 3 bths, newly painted. Excel condition. Available Immediately. Unfurnished $3050/ month. Call Owner 646-957-6044

Sagaponack - One story 2,500 sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, CAC, handicap accessible. Folio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Yearround $65,000. Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002

Westhampton 2 Bedroom house, newly renovated, mint condition on .5 acre. Quiet dead end street. Fireplace, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902

Open Houses Hampton Bays - Open House, Sat. 05/24/08, 10A-1:30P, 48 Riverdale Dr. C/O Lynn Ave. Stunning 3-4BR, 3.5BA Hamptons Estate Style home, All amenities, walk to beaches, marinas, all! 975k Olena (631) 793-8554 HAMPTON BAYS 14 Foxboro Road. New custom built home. 4 BR, 4 Bth, hardwood floors, on 1/2 acre, frplc, many extras. Sat & Sun 5/24 & 5/25 & 5/31 & 6/1 12-4. 718-662-2222 SOUTHAMPTON: Waterfront community. Bayview Oaks. 8 Lake Drive North. Sunday 5/25, Saturday 5/31 12- 3 pm. 2/ 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Loads of extras A must see! (631)283-0797 SOUTHOLD- Open Houses Saturdays 11am - 2pm 560 Kenney's Rd. Brand- new post modern colonial 2,400 sq. ft. on shy acre. 4 BR, 3BA, Formal Dining Room, FR w/ FP, EIK w/ granite tops & cherry cabinets, breakfast area, CAC, CVAC, SSA, irrigation system. Judan Homes- $849,000. 631-466-4329.

Open Houses WATER MILL OPEN HOUSE. 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home. Almost new. 1/2 acre facing horse farm, near multimillion dollar homes. Great potential. $1,195,000. No brokers. 917-359-0293.

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Commercial 2 BR End Unit. Bridgehampton mixed use property. Street front shop. 1,200 s.f. Retail 2 Business. House: 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath cape. Sunny country kitchen opens to private yard and second floor master bedroom with study. $1,650,000. Owner. 631-431-5013

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Arthur & Robin Team Condo & Co-op Specialists Home Design and Staging Services Bayfront - Hampton Bayss 2 Bedrooms, Boat dock, Pool, Tennis, Bay Beach. IN# 24159 $279,000 Oceanfront - Westhampton Studio, Direct Ocean Views, Promenade, Bay Access. IN# 46109 $339,000 Oceanfront - Westhampton 1 Bedroom, Pool, Bay Access, Oceanfront Promenade. IN# 401633 $360,000 Oceanfront - Westhampton 2 for 1!!! 1 Bedroom Plus Studio, A/C, Pool, Bay Access. $575,000 Oceanfront - Westhampton 2 Bedroom Townhouse, Pool, Ocean Views from Master & LR. IN# 32279 $833,000

New to market!

BUILDERS OWN Custom Contemporary Center Moriches on 1 Acre Totally renovated ull Bath. 4 Bedroom, 3 Fu Across from Moriches Inlet. Huge Great Room with Gas Fireplace, Custom Kitchen, DR with wood burning frplc, custom 1500 sq ft MBR suite, spa like Master Bath. 2-1/2 Car garage. 70’ Bulkhead. Asking $1,150,000.00 631-793-1469

Oceann front WHB 1 Bedroom, Pool, Tennis, Unobstructed Ocean Views, Bay Access. IN# 44729 $375,000 Oceanfront WHB 1 Bedroom, Pool, Tennis, Unobstructed Ocean Views, Bay Access. IN# 40779 $385,000 Oceanfront WHB Redesigned 1 Bedroom Pool, Tennis, Unobstructed Ocean Views, Bay Access. IN# 35618 $410,000 Oceanfront WHB 1 Bedroom, Pool, Ocean Views, Over the Bridge from the Village. IN# 35920 $495,000 Main Street WHB Village 2 bedroom, Private Deck, Rogers Beach Privileges. IN# 32279 $425,000 Coldwell l BankerPrestigious Properties 148 Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631-793-4437

Condos/Co-Ops Montauk’s Best Kept Secret: Montauk Shores condo for sale by owner: Ocean view, 2 bedrooms, 1.5 bath , LR/ Kit, central air & heat, shed, outdoor deck, community pool and clubhouse, gated community, yearly taxes $1100, monthly maintenance $150. Steps away from Ditch Plains surfing beach. $635,000. Call 631-804-8048 Southampton Village townhouse, Hampton Club, near best beaches. 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Amenities. 347-645-3315 Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $950,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384

Condos/Co-Ops Westhampton Pines Rare Resale Southampton Villa Gated community for active adults 55+ Low HOA and tax x es Only opportunity to own prime villa location across from clubhouse! 3 Bedroom/ 3 Bath huge basem m ent and deck overlooking reserve Designer decorated $695,000 For further information call 631-298-7327

Homes Westhampton Landings Condo, Corner Unit, 2 Bedroom, Aquebogue. 55+ community. 3 3 Bath, deck, pool, dock space, bedroom, 2 full baths, new water views. Walk to town, carpeting & appliances. Owner $849,000 917-923-3991 $149,900. 631-445-7093


Bellport / East Patchogue. 2 open acres on the G reat South Bay. Main and guest houses. Boat ramp p, mooring, beach, pool, rural, etc. $1.2 million Possible Owner Finance Owner 631-447-2503 Bridgehampton mixed use property. S treet front shop. 1,200 s.f. Retail 2 Business. House: 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath cape. Sunny country kitchen opens to private yard and second floor master bedroom with study. $1,650,000. Owner. 631-431-5013 Brown Harris Stevens 120 Front Street G reenport G reenport Soundfront North Fork 6,000 sq. ft. Contemporary - expansive decking, in-ground pool, sweeping coastal views, no bluff beach front. #37084 Exclusive $2,400,000. Mary Ann Bollman 516-458-7566 Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue G reenport - Rock Cove Estaates Build the home you deserve in this beautiful Soundfront community with deeded beach. Choose from various plans or bring your own.. Exclusive #41403 Starting at $799,000. Barry Novick 631-734-2958 or Nancy Cervelli 631-680-2 2296

3 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, Living Room with Fireplace, Formal Dining Room, Pool, 1.5 Car Garage, Half Acre. Tianna Bay Beach Rights $799,000 Exclusive Scala Properties (631) 325-2132 IN# 25144 East Hampton - Northwest MAKE AN OFFER Like New Traditional 3BR / 2.5 bath, new Chef's Kitchen. Fabulous Media Room, Sun Porch. Pool, Walk to Bay Beaches. WAS $995,000 NOW $849,000 By Owner 631-338-8455 East Hampton Affordable housing 1983 Double Wide. Manufactured home, 54’ x 24’ 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Sunroom. Starting price is 1975,000 negotiable 631-871-3358 631-907-4096. East Hampton. 4 bedroom, 2 bath contemporary on 1/2 acre. Walk to private beach and marina. Heated pool, huge deck, fireplace. Totally private. Must see! Reduced to $724,000! Bring offers. Owner (212)472-2482, (917)754-9444 East Hampton: 3 bedroom 2 bath ranch. Pool, close to town $550,000. (631)553-7700 EAST MORICHES 4 bedroom, 2 bath waterview cape on 1/2 acre! Fenced yard, living room, great room, dining room, kitchen, full basement, operating skylights, deck, and quiet area. Good school distriict $460,000 Owner (631)878-4490

East Moriches 2 br/2 ba waterfront condo Totally upgraded, finished lower level room with garage access. Secluded private community on bay. Enjoy fishing, sailing, kayaking, walking trails. Availl. furnished (neg.) $575,000 Call owner at 516-698-4076



Eastport. Quaint cottage on Sea- Hampton Country Real Estate 631-537-2000 tuck Creek. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath Livingroom with wood burning stove, EIK, deck, dock, 1/2 acre. Bridgehampton - Post Modern, No brokers. By owner $540,000 4 BR (1st floor MBR with FP), 3 BA, large EIK, formal DR, open (631)325-3938 living room , CAC, Htd pool, outdoor decking & det. garage. HAMPTON BAYS On private cul de sac, adjoining reserve. Exclusive $1,500,000. Brand new custom 1 story. Folio# 15711 Call Gayle 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, Tudisco 917-991-8731 country kitchen with granitee tops, fireplace, Bridgehampton -Charming Traoak flooring, covered ditional- 4 BR, 2.5 BA on 1/2 porch, decking, acre. Located conveniently in garage and basement. Bridgehampton with open Kitchen/Dining/Living area. Offered $495,000. Room for pool and garage. ExMeaddow Homes clusive $940,000. Folio# 15604 Buy Smart, Buy NEW! Call Rob Camerino Builder/ Home Renovations 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst 631-728-7000 631-334-0552 HAMPTON BAYS CHOICE LOCATION 200 Yards From Tiana Bay and 1 Mile from Ocean Beach. Corner House Perfect for Builder or Buyer with Vision. Land Variance Included $350K . 718-822-1387 Grace. Please Leave Message Hampton Bays: Co-Op, spacious and bright one bedroom unit. Features include pool, tennis courts and open living room/ kitchen. Open for year round use, $140,000. South Fork Realty Exclusive (631)728-6565 Hampton Bays: It has everything! 3BR, 1 bath, pool, CAC, irrigation, garage, gazebo and mature landscape. $479,000. FSBO (516)381-7143 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 Bridg g ehampton -circa 1900's 5 BR (including MBR with FP) 4.5 BA Farmhouse on 1 acre. Property is accented by mature landscaping, sweeping lawns and a gunite pool. Exclusive Reduced to $3,300,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777

East Hampton- 3,200sf. Post Modern set on private road close to village. First floor Master Suite with stunning private bath & FP. Top of the line Gourmet kitchen, library, FDR & LR with FP. Second floor features Junior MBR & 2 add'l BRs & BA. 2-car garage & 550sf. bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany decking. Exclusive $1,350,000. Folio# 16089. Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037 East Hamptonn Builder's Own Custom designed home offers 4,000sf. of gracious living space. 5 BR, 5 BA, LR with FP, vaulted ceilings, professional kitchen, separate guest quarters, 2.5 car garage, heated pool, spa, full basement, CVAC. Exclusive $1,750,000. Folio# 13969 Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037 East Hampton -Scenic Gardiner's Bay area artist's retreat. Studio, skylights, brightness. For Sale $605,000. Folio#19484. Call Muriel Hanson Falborn 631-537-2000x316; cell 631-291-3924. Sag Harbor/Noyac - 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, finished basement, w/b fpl, skylights throught, 1st floor W/D, 2-car garage. Reduced! $725,000. Folio# 18313. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Bridgehampton-Over 5,000 sqft Traditional, 5 bdrms, 5.5 bths, htd pool on 1.1 acres in the heart of horse country! Walk to town. Folio 15974 $3,625,000.Call Angela Boyer-Stump, 917-207-7777.

Sag Harbor/Noyac - 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, attached garage, CAC, Room for pool. Exclusive. $715,000. Folio# 19183, Call Rob Camerino at 631-902-6637.

North Sea/Southampton - Waterfront 3 BR, 3 BA, living room with FP, 2 decks with gorgeous views, lovely gardens. $1,550,000. Folio# 19047 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

Sag Harbor-7,000 sqft Traditional 2 private acres. Top of the line new construction.6 bdrms, 5.5 bths, htd pool, tennis! $3,200,000. Folio 19688 Call Angela Boyer-Stump, 917-207-7777.

Homes MORICHES Breathtaking waterfront home, 3 large bedrooms, 3.5 baths. Located in private beach and boaa ting community. $525,000 Owner willing to re-finance with 15% down. Call Catherine at 516-429-2044

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H ampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100

Sag H arbor -Open and airy, 2,000 sq. ft. turnkey home on quiet Sag Harbor cul de sac. Situated on shy 2 acres with 3 BR, 2 BA, large deck, beautiful stone FP, CAC, plenty of room for pool and future expansion. Backs up to preserve, very private. Minutes from village and beaches. Co-Exclusive $1,299,000. Folio#15302 Call Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

Southampton Village Heart-of-Town Choice Location! Two-story cottage midst vintage charmers, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths plus garage with 1 bedroom, 1 bath legal apartment. Co-Exclusive $1,195,000

Sagaponack - Private & Desirable location. Almost 2.5 acres, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Heated pool, living room w/ fpl, 2 car garage. $2,650,000. Folio# 19112. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

LO N G B EAC H CONDO UNOBSTRUCTED OCEAN VIEW from this professionally designed, 3 bedroom, 2700 sq. ft., 2 story townhouse. Open layout, granite kitchen & 2.5 baths. 2 ocean front terraces, Onn yx fireplace, hardwood floors, elevator, garage plus parking, lighting & window t reatments included d. Custom Furniture available. Direct private access to boardwalk & beach. Call Owner for details

So o uthampton - Country Living at It's Best! Shingled two-story, columned front porch, .92 acre, open floor plan, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, central air, garage, deck, refreshing pool. Exclusive $875,000 Southampton - South of Highway Waterfront Opportunity! Charming stucco cottage, bulkheaded waterview site near Shinnecock Bay and Village, 1 bedroom, 1 bath nifty getaway with plenty of expansion potential. Exclusive $775,000

Homes NOYAC: New to Market. Located in a beach community this spacious 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house is a must see in your house hunting process. It offers large rooms with ample closets, an expanssive eat in kitchen, a rear deck, full basement, and an above ground swimming pool. Asking $649,0000.00 George Heine Realty 631-725-9001 Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach


Island Home in Oakdale, LI: Rare opportunity to OWN your own 4,800 s.f. gated Private Island. Direect access to the Atlantic Ocean. Located 55 miles from Manhattan; just 27 miles fromWesthampton; wiithin walking distance to the LIRR.

30 minutes to the Hamptons. Diamond 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch. Full finished basement. Features CAC, stainless steel appliances. Professionally landscaped. Owner motivated.

For an Online P roperty Tour: Owner Direct: 631.589.8002

$299,000 P restige Realty 2000 631-721-6364


Westhampton Great water views 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath heated pool, tennis court $1,995,0 000 IN#44334

groundd pool, Waterfall.

Quo ogue South-of-Highway 2 bedroom cottage $939,000 IN#47108

4BR, 3BA, LR, DR, EIK. Reduced 200K to $1,450,000 Low taxes! Owner 631-930-62009

Suzy Fallon P roperty Marketing Expert Prudential Doug g las Elliman cell 631.495.4122

REMSENBURG Peaceful waterfront retreat. Wonderful wildlife scenery, glorious sunsets, 3 BRs, 3BAs. Miles of open vistas. Canal front with dock. Vaulted ceilings, massive brick fireplace. $1,285,000 RE Gayle Lopata (516)443-7055

Captivating 360* Views â&#x20AC;˘ Aquebogue Bayfront ,Deepwater Dock $2M If you yearn for that special place on the shoreline, then this is it. Brand new renovation by master builder with quality craftsmanship throughout. Gourmet kitchen stainless appliances with tile snack bar, 5-6 bedrooms, great room, 2.5 baths, beautiful hardwood floors, 2 indoor fireplace, den/office, upstairs outdoor brick fireplace on second floor balcony, waterfront decks on every floor, floor to ceiling windows. Suzy Fallon 631.4954122 Prudential Douglas Elliman

Westhampton Beach 4 bedroom Contemporary Open Bayfront dock, tennis court $2,650,000 IN#39749

Gas fireplace, Heated In-

Quogue East. Walk to Village. Private setting, 3,000 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, backs up to preserve land and creek. 1.10 acre. $995,000. The Real Estate Store. 917-359-3441.

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Enjoy views of Lake Montauk and horse pasture from spacious and well maintained two-story Townhouse. The first floor includes: Master suite with full bath, walk-in closet, slider out to private deck; plus guest bedroom, full bath, and utility room which includes washer and dryer. Upper level: features beautifully renovated kitchen with travertine tile floor, all new kitchen cabinets, appliances, silestone counters with breakfast bar. The half-bath has also been redone. The living/dining area features hardwood floors, woodburning stove and sliders out to private deck. Other amenities include central air and central vac, and outside storage for bikes, beach chairs, etc. Complex features private swimming pool and bathhouse.

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Magnificen nt secluded 5 acre wooded site with 200' of frontTotal New Renovation Roanoke age on LI Sound $1,500,000 Landing Ranch Attractive five bedroom, two full bath home 20 acre farm with house and with hardwood floors, formal barn, $995,000 dining, living room with bay windows, fireplace in family 21+ Acres with Dev Rights Inroom, library and office. Lovely tact$2,400,000 recent renovation includes new roof, windows, siding, kitchen G reat Opportunity 6.5 Acres, and baths. Park-like lot with Water view, $495,000 large trees and farm views. Near shopping, vineyards, golfing, 1 42 Acre Farm Vineyard w Barn, mile to LIS beach. Asking $1,275,000 $499,00 Exclusively. ML# 2071497 Suzy Fallon, Prudential P restige 64 Acre Vineyard w Douglas Elliman cottage $3,950,000 Newly-Renovated Vintage Cottage – Historic South Jamesport Sweet investment as a summer rental property or savor the seasons in this bayfront beach community of scallop shacks and beach bungalows. Just 100’ to the best sand & water on the North Fork! Mint, charming 3 bedroom with 2nd floor bay views, new cedar-shake siding, complete new kitchen, new hardwood floors, enclosed sun porch. Gardens overlooking the marina and private outdoor shower. Exclusively asking $459,000. Suzy Fallon 631.495.4122 Prudential Douglas Elliman 631-298-6145 Sag Harbor/Noyac. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Walk to beach, shops and restaurants. Minutes to town. $479,000. 347-454-1300. Shinnecock Hills. 5 bedrooms, 2 baths, basically new construction. 631-287-6918. For Sale by Owner - Save Broker Fees. $879,000 SOUTH JAMESPORT NEW CONSTRUCTION! 2 story, walk to beach. 4 bedrooms, oak floorss, CAC, fireplace, deck, 2.5 baths, full basement, living room, dining room, kitchen and family room. 4 car garage, loft. $519,000. Owner (631)929-8229 (631)560-1194 Southampton Township Vintage Cottage waterviews, mooring rights $395,000 The Real Estate Shoppe Barr bara 631-874-5400 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE house. Location, Location! 3 Bedrooms, 3 Bath. Great bedroom views! Cathedral Ceiling. Woodburning Fireplace. Central Air. Full Basement. Short Walk to Town and Beach. 1/4+ Acre. Room for Pool. Upscale Neighborhood. Tennis Available. As is. $795,000. Principals Only. 917-741-4960

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Southampton Waterfront Condo. Bright and beautiful with waterviews, pool, tennis and dock. Exclusive $735K WEB# 51098 Marcella O'Callaghan 631.702.9219 Hampton Bays Office 14 E. Montauk Hwy Convenient to Everything. Hampton Bays. 4 bedroom, 2 bath custom home with fplc. Upgraded tranquil setting. Exclusive $639K WEB #22923 Gail Shepard 973.715.2552, Karen Connolly 631.445.9790 Deep Water Dock. Hampton Bays. Boater's dream, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, gourmet kitchen. Huge decking. $799K WEB# 46439 Catherine Embrey 631.899.0512 Westhampton Beach Office 92 Main Street New Construction. Westhampton. 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath with pool. Convenient location. Ready for move in. Exclusive $1.75M WEB# 30681 Mel Feinstein 631.723.4428 Shelter Island Office 181 N. Ferry Rd. Shelter Island Bungalow. Restored and landscaped for privacy, this bungalow on 2acres with gunite pool and pool house features kitchen with stainless appliances, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Exclusive $1.2M WEB# 55424 Leith Surerus 631.953.0502 Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631 324-6100 4 Acres off Bull Path. Spectacular property in a natural pine forest off Two Holes Of Water Road. An ideal spot to build the luxurious home you've always dreamed of. Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $1,650,000 IN#04992. Stony Hill Location. Contemporary with two master suites; a total of 4/3.5, cathedral living room, dining room, and open eat-in kitchen. Heated pool, large deck, & woodlands landscaping. Exclusive. Jennifer D'Auria. $2,495,000. IN#54866. Bell Estate. 5,000 s.f. residence on 1.9 acres in the heart of the Bell Estate with easy access to Bay beaches, Amagansett Village shops. Also has Artist’s studio, library, 6 bedrooms, heated pool. Exclusive. Jack Kelleher. $2,595,000. IN#52340 Village Home. Perfect home on Village’s most perfect street. Ideal for entertaining with 2 living rooms library, 3 fireplaces, formal dining room, and family room. Master Suite plus 3/2. Room for pool. New Price: $2,295,000. Exclusive. Jack Kelleher. IN#53328.

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Riverhead $69,000 Cozy home with porch in front and side yard. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath with a nice size living room, worth the look. Exclusive. #65396

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Hampton Bays Waterfront $1,700,000 Early 1900's carriage house with 'Resort Waterfront BusiCondo in Northwest. Spiffy ness Zoning'. On Penny Pond with Treescape condo with its hassle free immediate access to Shinnecock Bay. pool and tennis. This one has 4 bedEight rooms with 3BR, 2.5B, living rooms, 3 baths, finished basement room with fireplace. Four boat slips, and low condo. fees. Exclusive. RoseBulkheading, ramp and wonderful anne Lebwith. $755,000. IN#55282. waterviews on almost an acre. Exclusive. #57167 | Web#H0157167. Welcome To The Village. Located at the entrance to East Hampton, perEast Quogue$1,700,000 You will fect for a professional office. 4 bedroom house with period details on .86 treasure this 4 BR, 3 B secluded traditional ranch. An easy-to-love setup, acre property. Exclusive. David Zawith fireplace, finished basement. zula. $799,000. IN# 49771. Fun pool. Jacuzzi, full appliance package. Tennis court. Indulge yourNorthwest Beauty. 4/4.5, double self in a gem!! Exclusive. #63448 | height foyer with eyebrow window, open living and kitchen area. 10' ceil- Web#H55079. ings throughout. New landscaping with plenty of room for pool on spaWesthampton $1,299,000 Come feel cious .6 acre. New Exclusive. Debothe hospitality of this intriguing 4 BR, rah Hallissey. $1,395,000. IN#54767. 2+ bath, two-story sited on 0.70 acres. Appealing, cul-de-sac home Amagansett Village South. Well enhanced by hardwood and tile floorkept cottage steps from the Jitney, the ing, a den, formal dining room, fireSquare, and the Ocean. Kitchen, din- place Attractive pool. Family room, ing and living room, 2 bedrooms and washer/dryer. Also for rent July/ bath. JR Kuneth. Exclusive. New August $30k. Exclusive. F#64774 | Price: $785,000. IN#33492. Web#H19274

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Eastport Heritage Hamlet $479,000 $514,000 2 buildable lots available, .97 acre flag lot with plans in place for 2,185 sq.ft. victorian farmhouse. 1.02 acre waterfront lot (237 feet on water) with plans in place for 1,632 sq.ft. traditional home. Both with NYSDEC letters of non-jurisdiction. All plans transfer. Parcels are adjacent. #63699 | Web#63700. Quogue $1,999,000 3,500 sq. ft. post modern located on private lane. Fie BR, 4 B, 2-story family room, den or 5th bedroom; gourmet EIK, formal dining room, living room, marble fpl, CAC, CVAC, full basement with 9 ft. ceilings, mahogany porch, 2 car garage and 20x 40 heated gunite pool and patio. #58053. Shinnecock Hills $5,950,000 .75 acres surrounded by 10 acres of Town owned preserve. The 6,800 sq. ft. house w/ unobstructed views of Shinnecock Bay to be completed by July 2008. Main floor has LR w/ inlaid marble floors with radiant heat, wood burning fpl; formal DR, powder room, kitchen with top-of-the line appliances and a den. Second floor w/ 5 BR, 5 B including a master suite with custom-fitted walk-in closet, oversized bath, fpl and wrap around private terrace. #63856. Remsenburg $3,750,000 Luxury custom estate offering 5,000 sq. ft. of living space with 6 BR, 3.5B. Features include coffered ceilings, dramatic sunken living room, 2 enclosed porches, Brazilian cherry floors, expansive master suite, formal LR, family room and gourmet kitchen. Nearly 2.3 Acres with gunite pool, spa, pool house, All-weather tennis court. #57913. Shinnecock Hills $699,000 Renovated ranch with finished walk out lower level, has 4 BR, 2 B, bright living room with stone fireplace, large outside deck, and dining room. Laundry room, hardwood floors throughout, as well as applications pending for permits for pool, pool house, and sport court. Walk to Shinnecock Bay, beach rights / mooring rights from Sunrise Terrace Association. #63187.

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Cute Country Home in Quiet Community On over an acre with low taxes. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living, dining area and attached 1 car garage. Great starter home or week-end retreat in quiet Flanders community. Exclusive. $299,000 Web#45776 Mattituck Office 631-298-0600 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Southold Office o 631-765-0500 Southold Creek Front. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, great room & library both with Pennsylvania fieldstone fireplaces, gourmet kitchen, decks with forever views plus wide plank floors, antique barnsiding and hand hewn beams, making this a special home. $1,695,000 Web#40119. Southold Office 631-765-0500

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ARCHITECTURAL WONDER IN EXCLUSIVE DERING HARBOR Through the Beech hedge and down the long winding drive stands a magnificent 7,000 sq. ft. Limestone and stucco custom home reminiscent of the grand English country homes designed by Sir Edwin Lutyens in the early 1900's. State-of-the-art throughout. Professional kitchen, main floor Master bedroom suite and luxurious bath, complete with private paneled library. Five additional bedrooms and baths. Five fireplaces, media room, wine cellar, piazza and separate 3 car garage. The 6 acre estate comprises approximately one-third of Oriole Farm, which for 60 years was the private gardens of a prominent Island family. The beautiful secluded grounds boast an orchard, a fully restored Lord and Burnham greenhouse, an 18 x 55 gunite pool with gazebo and an abundance of priceless specimen trees. Adjacent 8.1 acre lot also for sale. For the discerning buyer. Shown by appointment only. Tri-exclusive.

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Forty-plus pristine acres with an 8-lot approved sub-division in place, in the heart of Sagaponack, a serene hamlet in the exclusive Hamptons, the internationally renowned oceanside resort. Vast expanses with ocean vistas, perfect for a signiďŹ cant estate or private family compound. The property features existing farmhouse and outbuildings. Proximate to all amenities in East Hampton and Bridgehampton Villages, shopping, dining, sport ďŹ shing, world class golf courses, and transportation, including two regional airports. Exclusive. #03770. Price Upon Request. Dir: Montauk Hwy. East to Sagg Main South left onto Hedges Lane. 1145169







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Two new luxurious custom timber frame Adirondack style log-sided or cedar shake sided homes with a two story open floor plan and basement located on very desirable mountain view half acre wooded lots with town water and sewage on Hunter Mountain Ski Resort property within 1 mile of the slopes. 2,300 sq ft living space. Solid oak hardwood floors and oak / maple kitchen cabinets with granite counters. Main level has a living room, dining room, eat in central island kitchen area surrounded by three bay windows, tiled entry foyer, half bath, laundry and mudroom entrance from garage. Tongue & groove wood cathedral ceilings. Wood burning river stone faced fireplace. Master suite on main level has two walk-in closets, whirlpool bath, custom shower stall. Second floor has two large carpeted bedrooms with ample closets a full bath and office or play loft. All bedrooms have ceiling light / fan fixtures. Attached single car garage with double width stone driveway. 1500 sq. ft. unfinished walk-out basement, rough plumbed. Lots of closet / storage space. Outdoor lighting, landscaped with rock walls and gardens. Large covered front porch and open rear deck. GE Profile stainless gas range / oven, dish washer, refrigerator / bottom freezer, GE large capacity washer / dryer. Three zone propane heat and central A/C with dual forced air handling system and 80 gal hot water tank.

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