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OPen HOuse saT. 5/18 | 12-3PM 536 dune rd, Westhampton | $1,899,000 This Contemporary on Dune Road has 100 ft of frontage on Moriches Bay along with water views and boasts 4 bedrooms and 3 baths. Spacious open layout with cathedral ceiling and chef’s kitchen. Web# H12112. enzo Morabito 516.695.3433





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OPen HOuse saT. 5/18 | 1-2:30PM 4 The registry, east Quogue $1,395,000 | This amazing home was recently renovated and offers 8 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, and 2 great rooms each with a fireplace. Web# H19255. ann Pallister 631.723.2721

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OPen HOuse saT. 5/18 & sun. 5/19 2-4PM | 836 dune rd. B, Westhampton dunes | $950,000 Great getaway home on Dune Road located on a large property with room for a pool. Expandable second floor allowing for beautiful ocean views. Newly shingled. Web# H0159219. elizabeth audet 914.494.5921

OPen HOuse saT. 5/18 | 12-2PM 71 ely Brook to Hands creek, east Hampton | $845,000 | This 3-bedroom, 3.5-bath custom-built home is located on one of the quietest streets in East Hampton sitting elevated and secluded on a 66-acre parcel. Web# H49507. James Keogh 631.267.7341

OPen HOuse saT. 5/18 & sun. 5/19 | 1-3PM | 163 Warfield Way, southampton | $679,000 | Located in Southampton Shores. A well maintained cedar classic residence with 4 generous bedrooms and vaulted living room with fireplace and cathedral ceilings. Web# H32651. david donohue 631.204.2715

OPen HOuse saT. 5/18 | 10aM-12PM 97 Harrison street, east Hampton $875,000 | Set on a 1.2-acre flag lot bordering 18 acres of reserve. Features 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room with vaulted ceiling and fireplace. Gourmet kitchen, open dining room, outdoor living spaces and pool. Web# H23280. victoria van vlaanderen 631.537.4571

WaTerFrOnT WiTH dOcK Bridgehampton | $4,200,000 | A 7,000 sf home with 6 bedrooms on 1.35 acres with pool and Jacuzzi. Patios with views on Kellis Pond with dock, gourmet kitchen, 3 fireplaces, elevator and great room. Web# H0155997. cynthia Barrett 917.865.9917 |

sTunninG enGLisH TudOr remsenburg | $2,499,999 Located on a beautiful quiet lane this 6,500 sf Tudor-style manor house on 1.2 acres features a gym, 2 fireplaces, theater, luxury master suite, heated pool, full basement and 3-car garage. F#75394. steven rosmarin 631.255.2213

Peace and Privacy Water Mill | $1,145,000 | This centrally located, estate-like property is just minutes from ocean beaches and Village and has 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, 2 fireplaces, 18x36 pool and room for tennis or expansion. Web# H0152707. elaine Tsirogiorgis ioannis Tsirogiorgis 631.723.2721

BuiLd yOur dreaM southampton north | $875,000 Build the house of your dreams in Southampton North on 6.34 acres with room for a house, pool and tennis in a sanctuary-like, quiet setting. Secluded with beautiful trees and meadow area. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649

WaTerFrOnT cOMMuniTy sag Harbor | $675,000 | Borders a 48.8 acre, Sag Harbor Golf Course located in the middle of a 341 acre parcel and features 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, open living room with fireplace and room for pool. Web# H061882. Barbara Lobosco 631.546.8215

cHarMinG and cLOse TO TOWn east Hampton | $575,000 A charming 3-bedroom, 3-bath home close to town. Warm, cozy and bright living room with fireplace, dining area with sliding door to the sun room and beautiful landscaping. Web# H26949. William Wolff 631.267.7345

HaMPTOn Bays reTreaT Hampton Bays | $379,000 Immaculate 3-bedroom, 3-bath Traditional set on .55 acres. This home was expanded and upgraded retaining the 1920s charm and character with hardwood floors throughout. Web# H49475. andrea Mammano 631.680.4461

WaTerFrOnT cOndO Montauk | $359,000 | Renovated studio unit with an amazing kitchen, waterviews, pool, Jacuzzi, 5 tennis courts, gazebo, fishing pier and barbecues along the beach. Web# H22388. susan ceslow 631.335.0777 | Jan nelson 631.905.4617

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23 Swan Troubles

25 Plum Drops

25 TalkhouseFest

27 Ants Attack

by Dan Rattiner Trouble in paradise as the swans in East Hampton’s Town Pond malfunction

by Dan Rattiner Plum TV stops broadcasting on cable television in the Hamptons.

by Ellen Dioguardi TalkhouseFest celebrates local musicians in Amagansett this weekend.

by Dan Rattiner Homeowner in the Hamptons drives off ants after armed skirmish

17 South O’ the Highway

31 Wikun Village

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north fork

All the latest Hamptons celebrity news

by James Keith Phillips In insider’s view of the living history exhibit on the Shinnecock Reservation

41 Mirror, Mirror...the Best

Summer of Them All?

33 Putting a Little PRP in Your (Mis)Step

by Sally Flynn Here’s what kids are thinking about right now. And here’s what parents are thinking about right now.

by David Lion Rattiner All the news that’s not fit to print on the East End. Featuring Shelter Island.

by Mr. Sneiv Mr. Sneiv has a PR agent! Maybe.

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by Matthew Apfel The Yahoo Weather app far exceeds the rest

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35 Myron Levine

Fleece and Fiber Fair at Hallockville Farm in Riverhead

48 North Fork Calendar

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Perlman Music Program gears up for 2013 season

52 Art Events

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View from the Garden: Invasive but beautiful plants

37 The Writer’s Den Doesn’t

43 Investments Today, Collectibles Tomorrow


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by Matthew Apfel What cars should you get today that will pay off in the future?

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appeal to readers Negotiations have collapsed. All the motormen on the Hampton Subway are threatening to strike next Friday, the first day of Memorial Day Weekend. If they do, the subway will not run and this could create big traffic tieups in the Hamptons on Memorial Day. If you know anyone who is trained to steer a subway, please email our customer service department at If you don’t know anybody you can still help. Email Mr. Max and ask for the list of motormen so you can harass them or, alternately, write emails he can send to President Obama to step in and force them to work. Say how important Hampton Subway is. The motormen wish to join Local 17 of the National Brotherhood of Subway Motormen and we cannot have this. -- DR



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Bill and Hillary Clinton, who were reportedly house-hunting in the Hamptons earlier this year, will be renting in East Hampton this summer. The former President and Secretary of State will spend the month of August at the Bill and Hillary Clinton East Hampton home of real estate mogul Elie Hirschfeld. They rented the same house last season. Foodie bites: Chef/owner Todd Jacobs opened Fresh at the old Southfork Kitchen site in Bridgehampton over the weekend to rave reviews for his tender, local seafood and crisptender local veggies. Juan Carlos Landazuri has been named the new chef de cuisine at Almond in Bridgehampton. Southampton hotspot 75 Main continues to pack in the bold-faced names—Calvin Klein was there for lunch, then George Stephanopoulos and his wife, Ali Wentworth, were there for dinner. Things are starting to heat up at Nick & Toni’s for the season…famous faces popped in over the weekend to check out the new renovations—Friday Jimmy Fallon dined with Lorne Michaels, while Candice Bergen and her family enjoyed a meal, on Saturday chef Alfred Portale dined with a party of six. Hamptonite Christy Turlington graces the cover of Harper’s Bazaar next month. In addition to modeling, Turlington’s been keeping busy with her new business venture: designing baby carriers, changing bags and more for Ergobaby. The new line is part of a partnership Christy Turlington between Ergobaby and Turlington’s charity, Every Mother Counts, which benefits pregnant women in poverty-stricken countries. Long Islander and Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour hosted the annual Costume Institute Ball, or Met Gala, in New York last week. The event drew many members of the Hollywood elite, including Hamptonites Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow. Fans of the Coen Brothers, popular filmmakers of Fargo, The Big Lebowski and many more, can now see the trailer for their upcoming movie, part of which was filmed around Riverhead last year. Inside Llewyn Davis, about a folk singer in 1961, stars John Goodman, Justin Timberlake and Carey Mulligan. Two (Continued on page 22)



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“Along with the New York Subway System, Hamptons Subway is the only underground transit system in the State of New York.”  

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Week of May 17-23, 2013 Riders this past week: 11,511 Rider miles this past week: 162,812 DOWN IN THE TUBE Jennifer Lopez was seen by one of our spotters on the Hampton Subway with her boyfriend, Casper Smart, heading for Water Mill from Bridgehampton on Wednesday, apparently either on her way to enjoy the exhibit at the new Parrish Art Museum or to visit her new $10 million home hideaway in Mecox, brokered to her last week by Susan Breitenbach of The Corcoran Group. SAND ON THE SPURS The two subway line spurs that take people to Coopers Beach from Southampton and to Main Beach from East Hampton open next week. Riders are advised that this year big metal barrels are set up at the back of the beach at the tunnel entrances leading to the platforms. Everyone please take off your shoes and shake the sand off into the barrel then put them back

HAMPTON METRO? As a result of a suggestion in a suggestion box on our Hampton Bays platform, Hampton Subway will consider changing its name from Hampton Subway to Hampton Metro, with an umlaut over the “o.” The thinking is it might be more chic in a French sort of way to say “Metro” rather than the more mundane “Subway.” This is the fabulous Hamptons after all, not some dumb place like Detroit. The Hampton Subway board of directors is going to consider this matter at their next meeting. We are not soliciting rider opinion on this, so keep your opinions to yourself. BATTLE OF THE BANDS Keep in mind that all day next Thursday, more than 135 local musicians and bands will be auditioning on each of our 12 platforms in the hopes of being selected to play on one of them all summer, where they can set out a hat

May 17, 2013 Page 19 or guitar case and get a few coins or bucks dropped in from passersby. The competition is expected to be fierce, and the musicians will each have an hour to impress the riders on each platform. The first bands will be out for their hour at 8 a.m. and the last at 7 p.m. The 12 bands that collect the most amount of money—they report their winnings on the honor system—win the spot. Straphangers are urged to enjoy the concerts, vote with your dollars, or if not, bring your own earplugs. CELEBRITY SPOTTERS WANTED Young people are invited to try out for the coveted celebrity-spotting jobs on the Hampton Subway this summer. We increase the number of spotters from eight to 17 beginning Memorial Day. Looking for people who are star-struck, like to ride subways and can intern for nothing except the ecstatic joy of spotting a celebrity and reporting it to the Newsletter staff. Wear ordinary clothes to show how you would blend in. Contact our office in Hampton Bays for details. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE As the longtime Commissioner of Hampton Subway, I would like to welcome all our summer people here this weekend with the hearty invitation to spend your money going from place to place on the newly smoothed-out rides on new titanium trackage here at Hampton Subway. Welcome to you all and enjoy Memorial Day Weekend. (NOTE: Apparently, the chief thinks Memorial Day is this weekend, not next, but just drop this stupidness in for his column anyway. –Editor)

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Meet the 2013 Drama Desk Nominees The Drama Desk hosted a champagne brunch for the 2013 nominees to meet with the press in the Grand Salon of JW Marriott Essex House on Central Park South in New York. The 58th annual Drama Desk Awards will be presented in a ceremony at The Town Hall on Sunday, May 19. The Drama Desk Awards are presented annually to honor outstanding achievement by theater artists on Broadway, Off-Broadway and Off-Off Broadway. The Drama Desk Awards are voted on by theatre critics, journalists, editors and publishers covering theater in the metropolitan area. Photographs by Barry Gordin

Wölffer Run for the Rosés Wölffer Estate Vineyard hosted its first ever “Run for the Rosés,” a Kentucky Derby Rosé Release Party, on Saturday, May 4. Guests donned their best hats and seersucker suits as they sipped on the pink nectar and cheered on race winner Orb. Photograph by Kelly Laffey

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Long Island Gay and Lesbian Youth‘s (LIGALY) honored various champions of the GLBT community at its 20th Anniversary Gala at Carlyle on the Green in Farmingdale on Friday, May 11. Organization founder David Kilmnick announced that they would be opening a new center in Sag Harbor this July, and notable speakers and honorees included Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, stalwart Defense of Marriage Act opponent Edie Windsor, and Congressman Steve Israel, among others. Photographs by Oliver Peterson



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ast Hampton is proud of its great white swans. Every year they come up from the south and settle in East Hampton town pond and other places here to paddle around and interact with the public who come to admire them. The swans are also grateful when humans feed them bread, seeds or other treats, but they don’t honk in appreciation. They are mute swans. This spring, however, there is a problem. The swans arrived, trucked up from Palm Beach, where they spent the winter in Dreher Pond down there, but they are plagued with an intermittent computer malfunction. It was first noticed in January in Palm Beach, when the swans, normally calm and friendly, began flapping their wings and pecking at people and driving them away. Then, after about 20 seconds, they would calm back down and be just as pleasant as they had been before. The authorities there called the company that built the swans—they are made by the Hirohito Fowl Computer Company in Miami— and the company sent a technician, but, after four days of trying, he was unable to duplicate the problem. Of course, immediately after he left, it happened again. And then it happened just one more time before it was time to send

them north to us. They arrived two weeks ago, and we worried about the malfunction, but until Wednesday, there had been no problem. You may recall that three years ago, the swans, functioning with computer chips from the Orlando Toy Company, had this same problem down in Palm Beach, and it was so bad that the Palm Beach authorities called Orlando, who came and took them out of service, replaced the computer chips and tried again. But the swans continued to malfunction. Because of that, Palm Beach did not have swans in their pond for the remainder of the season, and when the time came, did not, by mutual agreement, have them trucked up here. We had no swans in the pond that summer two years ago. The following year, last year, the swans were back in service once again in Palm Beach and were just fine. That was because a new computer chip company had been hired—Hirohito of Miami. This second computer chip worked much better, even giving the swans a little more pep. The chip continued working when they trucked the swans up north last summer to East Hampton, where, in addition, Hirohito came to install some new experimental add-on chip that resulted in their giving birth to and raising six young cygnets in the East Hampton town pond, right before our eyes. Hooray for the Hirohito Fowl Computer Company. (Cont’d on next page)

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year the year before. The two towns split the money, and what a windfall that was. But then we come to what happened Wednesday. A family of tourists, Bob and Amy Chesterson and their two children from Bay Shore, driving a Lexus, got out of their car at Town Pond, took photographs of the swans, and stepped to get a close-up shot when, suddenly, for no apparent reason, the two adult swans, hissing and spitting— we don’t know where the hissing comes from, since they are supposed to be mute— began to flap their wings and charge at them, pecking at the tourists’ ankles, arms and chests, snatching their camera, then chasing them back to their Lexus, where, once inside with the doors locked, they cowered in fear as the swans began attacking the car. They pecked through the tires, causing them to go flat, pecked the doors and fenders, leaving indentations and dent marks, pecked the camera until it broke into pieces on the ground alongside the passenger door, and so frightened the Chestertons that, unable to drive away, the Chestertons resorted to their cellphones to get the police to come and get them free from these

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At the same time the cygnets were being raised here last summer, there was more good news for East Hampton and Palm Beach. A judge had ruled in favor of our two towns in our lawsuit against the Orlando Toy Company, which had made the swans three years ago, and the ruling required that Orlando pay $110 million to the two villages—Palm Beach and East Hampton—for their time and trouble not having the swans in the pond for a whole

A judge ruled in favor of East Hampton and Palm Beach in the lawsuit against the Orlando Toy Company, which made the swans. vicious attacks. The village authorities met two nights ago to consider the situation and have decided that, since the season is now almost upon us, and Hirohito says they will fly a technician up over the weekend to remove the ad-on parenting chip that they think caused the malfunction, the village will proceed with the swans in the pond but will keep a close eye on them. They also ordered police to be stationed nearby. The bottom line here this spring is, look out for the swans. You can admire them from a distance, and you can get within ten feet of them, but do not venture any closer. If you want to feed them, and there are no signs telling you not to and there’s no law that says you can’t, just throw the bread bits from a ten-foot distance from the swans. They can easily find them where they land and enjoy them, and you can watch them do that. And keep in mind, the police are here, and they have their stun guns and tasers, loaded and ready. AS WE GO TO PRESS: We have learned that the swans have been removed from the pond again. We will let you know when they will be returned, just as soon as we find out.


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Plum Drops Plum TV Stops Broadcasting on Cable in the Hamptons By Dan Rattiner


s television subscribers with Cablevision know, Plum TV, the popular Hamptons celebrity TV network, went dark on May 6. A message on the screen of Cablevision’s channel 18 informs viewers: “Important customer update. Plum TV has ceased operations and is no longer available…” Whether that is just here in the Hamptons or everywhere remains unclear, but we do know there are similar reports out of Montana and Nantucket, where Plum TV also was active. At its height, Plum TV broadcast about the good life in

Miami Beach, Aspen, Vail, Telluride, Nantucket, Martha’s Vineyard and the Hamptons. Media attempts to contact executives at Plum by Variety, Long Island Business News and Patch have led nowhere thus far. Whatever Plum executives know, they are not saying publicly yet. In any case, the story of Plum, which was a rich man’s dream, is a fascinating one, and in many ways parallels an attempt made by me for Dan’s Papers in the 1980s. For several years in the 1980s, Dan’s Papers were published in Hawaii, Marco Island, Martha’s Vineyard, Nantucket, Cape Cod, Block Island and Daytona Beach. The

only differences were that the founder of Plum was rich, while back in the 1980s the founder of Dan’s was not and Dan’s—shedding most of its giant empire—pulled through and thrived, while Plum did not. Let’s look at Plum first. Tom Scott made his millions by as a twentysomething by cofounding the famous Nantucket Nectars brand of fruit drinks. He and his partner Tom First famously began by selling them out of the back of their boat on Nantucket. They were the selfproclaimed “juice guys.” They sold the company to Ocean Spray in 1997 for $70 million. In 2004, Tom Scott got (Cont’d on next page)

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Ants Attack Homeowner in the Hamptons Drives off Ants After Armed Skirmish By Dan Rattiner


he first attack of the ants came three weeks ago. We had gone away for three days to visit family, and when we got back, there they were. On the kitchen counter, little tiny fellas, dark skinned, very industrious. They seemed very busy, following one another nose to tail from somewhere under the coffee maker, across the counter and down into the dishwasher and back. Usually, when you see this kind of behavior— those going this way in the left lane and those going the other way in the right lane—you think they’d been ordered to take something from Point A to Point B, or the other way around, but, watching closely I couldn’t figure it out. Nothing seemed to be going either way. Also, there didn’t seem to be more of them going one way or the other, so it wasn’t some overland migration or anything. Whatever task it was, was not clear to me. Often you just can’t figure out ants. Having watched this going on for a little while, and having observed some of the ants peeling off from the main trail to have a look around elsewhere, I got a second instinct. Get Thee Out of My Kitchen. So I befell a disaster upon them by getting a paper towel and squishing them one at a time with my thumb until there were no more. It was of interest that after the first one fell, the others did not scatter in alarm. They didn’t even notice what was going on. They just marched on to their doom, disciplined soldiers that they were.

I did know, of course, there would be more to take their place. And, of course, they would follow the scent and take the same path. I had succeeded in only a momentary ambush. My next thought was to check out the cereal in the pantry across the way. Some of the boxes, Special K, Cheerios, Muselix, etc., were open for the checking. They’d been at it all night for sure, these ants. I looked. They had not found the cereal. Yet. My wife appeared. I didn’t at first tell her about the ants. There were, at this time after all, no ants about. So we ate breakfast, and then I did casually tell her we had ants, and I told her that since she was going shopping after breakfast could she stop at the hardware store and see what they could give her to get rid of the ants. I had no doubt we would, in the end, be victorious. You do not see, in homes in the Hamptons, for any length of time, invasions of ants making it impossible for the owners to maintain residency. At least not many of them, anyway. My wife returned with two products. She had these little metal ant houses with the open doors. And she had a goo that you could squeeze from a tube. I suggested we try the ant houses first, since we have a dog and ant poison goo and dogs do not go well together. The ants were back by this time, at least a few. It seemed they were scouts, sent out by the queen in our coffee maker or dishwasher who wondered what had become of the earlier battalion she had sent out. I placed several of the little houses alongside the path the earlier

ones had trod—and the scouts looked at the houses, sniffed at the doorways and moved on. Perhaps they will come around to going in there later, I thought. So we left the houses there all day. And in the evening, when we came home, the ants still were not interested. The next morning, my wife got up before I did and had placed the goo on little yellow sticky notes behind the houses. The ants were feasting on the goo. Again, I checked the cereal and some other containers and so forth and saw all was okay and so we ate our breakfast, a little nervously, but anyway. By that night, the ants were gone. Either we had gotten them all, or the word was out and the retreat order issued. A few days later, we removed the goo and the houses. We remained without ants for about a week. But then, one morning I came into the kitchen to notice a few groups of slightly larger, tancolored tiny ants walking around on our kitchen counter. These ants had wings. Wow, I thought. I watched them for a while, hoping to see them take off or land, but none of them did that. I also noticed that there was no organized behavior going on. They wandered this way and that. It was as if they had been in a squadron going somewhere and had come down into my kitchen to land on the counter because they had run out of gas. Indeed, they didn’t seem particularly vigorous as they wandered about. Or maybe they were just lost. I think there were six of them on the counter. It was our counter. They had not been invited. So I gave them the old (Continued on page 30)


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much fun it still is. As the performer who holds the title for repeatedly breaking the attendance record at the Stephen Talkhouse during her 14 years of headlining there, event organizer Nancy Atlas is not only a much loved local icon, but also a well respected musician and member of her community. Atlas and her band (Brett King, Richard Rosch, Johnny Blood and Neil Surreal)

have performed at countless East End benefits and fundraisers for local causes. If something cool is happening with music in Montauk and/ or benefits the local communities (as well as the musical talent that lives and works on the East End), Atlas is probably involved. Her performance schedule during the summer season is staggering, her loyal followers are legion and her high-energy performances are often cited as the highlight of any event with her band on the bill. She’ll tell you she’s just “doing her job,” but with close to nine years as a Dan’s Papers Best of the Best musical performer, it’s clear the public thinks she’s pretty amazing. One of the unique things about the tight-knit musical community on the East End is the apparent lack of competition. This means it’s

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Ants (Continued from page 27) sneak-up-from-behind thumb treatment, and that seemed to be the end of them. After that, I prepared our breakfast—my wife had not come down yet—but this time did not feel it necessary to check the cereal boxes. I wondered why I felt no urge to do that. The answer was that I felt they would not want to get in there. They had wings, after all. You wouldn’t dive into a box of loose, dry cereal flakes with your wings on. Would you? I wouldn’t.

These 20, making their final heroic stand on my kitchen slider, are no doubt memorialized in the history books of flying antdom. Anyway, we ate, I mentioned the few flying ants and that there seemed no more about, and we discussed other things and then she went off. It was while I was cleaning up that I noticed a whole herd of them occupying space quietly on the upper half of the glass sliding door that leads out to the deck. Aha, I thought. I did quietly sneak up on them to confirm whether they were on the inside or outside of the glass—perhaps the herd was just passing through—but they were indeed on the inside. Something had hatched, I thought. Well, good for them. Too bad it was in the wrong place. I looked further at them. They were sitting quiet,

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I think there were about 20 of them there. Had I, in my circular motion, missed a spot? Or had I gotten it and here they were, these heroic few, talking to one another, urging one another to hang on, that help was on the way. We can do this. Just keep breathing. Keep trying to stay awake. These 20, making their final heroic stand on my kitchen slider, are no doubt memorialized in the history books of flying antdom, heroes all. In the end, they fell. But it had been a heroic fight and they will be remembered forever for what they did for the ant kingdom and its queen and all. So let us bow our heads for the next 30 seconds and just think about them, the unknown soldiers. I hope there is no reincarnation. I wouldn’t want this to happen to me.


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facing every which way, hardly even moving. My thumb was not an option, obviously. And no house or goo would do any good. This was a job for Raid. I went down to the basement and got it out of the laundry room and headed quietly back up. They had not moved. I looked around. No dog around. I could let them have it, and so I did, spraying them in a kind of circular motion to cover the entire window. After a moment, one flying ant fell. And then a second and a third, and then in the span of 30 or 40 seconds, more and more. I hoped they had fallen painlessly, that they had become dazzled by the spray, maybe numbed by it, maybe just quietly fell asleep, painlessly, and then after falling into unconsciousness and losing their grip on the glass, fell down to the floor without having any memory of what had befallen them. Of course, only the chemists at Raid know if that is true. I left the room. Before I did that, though, I opened some windows so there would be a cross ventilation to get rid of the mist. And then I was gone, to look for the dog, intending to take him by the collar outside if he were found. He wasn’t. Twenty minutes later, I came back to the kitchen. The dead bodies of the warriors lay motionless on the wooden kitchen floor. But then I noticed that about five feet up, there was a place where living flying ants were still hanging on.



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Wikun Village Debuts at Shinnecock Reservation By james k. phillips


he Shinnecock Nation Cultural Center and Museum held a ribbon-cutting ceremony Thursday, May 9, in preparation for the Memorial Day weekend opening of their Wikun Village (pronounced wee-gan) living exhibit. The village is located behind the cultural center, and entered by following a path leading into a grove of trees and another time and place. There is a longhouse, garden, fire pit, fishing nets and other exhibits and items on display. I went to talk to the wonderful staff that put in long hours of study, research and sweat to make this exhibit happen.

that leads into a glade of pine and white scrub oak trees not more than 100 feet from Montauk Highway. I thought how the highway was once a trail our ancestors followed and that perhaps there had been wicki-ups (or wigwams) hundreds of years ago right where we stood. Outside I was met by Museum/Cultural Center Director David Bunn Martine, Assistant Director Andrea Godoy, and Administrative Assistant Tohanash Tarrant. They were justifiably beaming with pride and a sense of accomplishment over the upcoming grand opening. We then continued out to the wigwam (or wicki-up) that’s in front of the museum building. On the way there we passed a worktable where I noticed a handmade tool and was told by David

Martine that it was a digging hoe made from the scapula of a deer. When I say the staff did meticulous research, this is a prime example of what I’m talking about. There was a fire already burning inside the wigwam (or wicki-up) and photos were taken of the interpreters going about their household duties. They then performed a snake dance, which they all enjoyed so much they had to be told to “cut” more than once. There’s so much more to experience at the Museum/Cultural Center—demonstrations of native life, dances, singing, food—and I believe it’s a worthwhile stop. Visit for more info.

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Upon arriving at the cultural center parking lot, I saw a teenaged Shinnecock girl wave at me as she hurried from her mother’s car to disappear into the museum’s back entrance. And, like Alice following the White Rabbit, I was led into something quite unexpected and exciting that sparked my curiosity. I walked into a downstairs workroom bustling with staff, artisans and interpreters all running about as they prepared for a promotional photo shoot. The outside sunlight shone in on a beautiful young Shinnecock woman in traditional period dress being fussed over by a curator/administrator as they decided what hand-woven sash would go best with the outfit. I said I thought they all looked good, but after being pooh-poohed decided to sit and watch what transpired. Another lovely woman, also in beautiful period attire, stepped in to help. The result of their fussing and ministrations was a look at things to come. A door opened on the other side of the room, and if I was a settler in old Southampton I might have started looking for a way out, because framed in the doorway was a strapping Shinnecock man, followed by another, both in deerskin breechcloths, knee-high leggings, white trade-cloth shirts, beautiful dyed “roaches,” and one in warrior face paint. And even though I’ve seen native men in traditional dress a thousand times (including in the mirror), I was still taken aback by the physical presence of these artisan/interpreters and the ease with which they wore their outfits. (Wikun Village residents are called artisans/interpreters, they made the village and all it entails). This applies to all the staff; they all seemed to take on the spirit and persona of those old-time Shinnecock (dating from 1640 to 1750), even little Lilly Tarrant, who although she was strapped in a cradle board, seemed quite relaxed. I followed everyone outside and to a path

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Putting a Little PRP in Your (Mis)Step By Mr. sneiv


eeping up appearances in the Hamptons is not always an easy thing to do. Especially, if you’re a celebrity, where one false move may put you on the front page of The New York Post or on TMZ. That’s why most East End celebrities have a Public Relations Professional (PRP) in their stable. Although PRP’s are primarily engaged in promoting positive buzz for their clients, they’re also prepared for events that may not present their client in the best way. Like one PRP recently said, “It’s not if my client will have a scandal—but when?” There have been celebrities who have tried to go it alone, and they have paid for their misstatements and missteps. A good PRP can frame the issue in such a way that it minimizes the negative perception. They not only know how to put it all in perspective, but sometimes can even spin it so that it elicits sympathy and works to the benefit of their client. I have always been fascinated with this skill set, so you can imagine my excitement when I was seated next to a bona fide East End public relations guru at a recent fundraiser. As with most Hamptons events I attend, the caliber and quality of the guests exceeded my social standing and general abilities. I just never know what to say when they ask me questions. As an example, shortly after my arrival at the function, I was introduced to an awardwinning journalist who I will call “Mr. B.,” who just got back from Syria. He let everyone know he was working on an article that explored the psychological impact of the conflict on the local populations of the Middle East. When he asked me if I was working on anything, I responded by stating that I had just finished writing a piece about Whale Vomit for Dan’s Papers. Although he confessed he was a fan of the paper, he didn’t seem impressed with my subject matter. Little did I know that the PRP was standing behind me and overheard the entire exchange. Sensing my awkwardness, she politely explained that I needed some advice regarding the way I had responded to the question, and, she suspected, in all my encounters. “Can you give me some examples?” I asked. “Well, if a Hamptons actor had a film that bombed, I may counter with something like, ‘Despite the fact that she turned in a noteworthy performance, the script did not reflect a direction that was acceptable to a widespread audience. Still, she will be remembered for her memorable performance in the face of difficult, if not impossible, circumstances.’ “And if a local fund manager was heavily fined by the Securities and Exchange Commission, I might release the following statement: ‘The SEC has unfairly sought to target my client, despite the fact that he has a sterling business reputation as well as being heavily involved in numerous philanthropic causes. In the face of budget reductions, it seems that it has become commonplace for the SEC to seek fault where it does not exist, in order to generate income via these types of actions.’ “Lastly, if a local celebrity has an auto accident while impaired, I’d say, ‘My client, battling the flu, had taken cough syrup prior to getting behind the wheel, unaware that it might impede his ability to operate a motor vehicle.”

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Plum (Continued from page 26) product would serve an upscale market, but would largely consist of TV production and distribution via media postings on the internet, social media, TV, their own site and on YouTube. At this juncture, it is hard to say what is going on, except to say that the channels mentioned above have now gone dark. For all we know, Plum in another guise nationally is a big success. The local part, however, is gone. I will say yesterday, I downloaded the Plum TV app to my iPhone. And it works. The postings on it seem to be at the rate of one a month, the last of them two weeks ago, a video called “Cabinet of Curiosities,” about a fancy cabinet of curios in a private home in Manhattan. But that was before May 5. On Wednesday May

9, it was reported viewed 279 times. It had 15 “Likes.” Now we come to old Dan Rattiner and his saga to create a nationwide empire of resort newspapers, not with millions but with maybe 75 cents. Dan’s Papers by 1980 had editions in the Hamptons and the North Fork and on Block Island, as the BLOCK ISLAND TIMES, which had been running at that time for ten years. (It was sold at the end of this saga for a goodly sum, and is now the paper of record of Block Island, Rhode Island). Anyway, in 1980, I discovered a way to send floppy disk computer files through a telephone line from one place on the planet to another for no cost. This was an astonishing thing to


stumble upon in that year. The internet as we know it had not yet been launched. There was, however, something called MCI Mail. It wasn’t very well known and was only a modest success. But if you paid $35 a year, you could send a computer file from a floppy disk stuck into one of those olden days computers to MCI Mail, and they would put it in a “box” for you to keep until you wanted it at a later date. That way, if you lost your disk or your modest hard drive crashed, you had it somewhere. You’d get a password to open the box. Also that year, the Osborne I portable computer came out. It was the first commercially successful portable computer. It was the size of a suitcase, but you could lug it to far away places and use it. Using a telephone connection, Osborne I made you able to write a newspaper story in Afghanistan and send it to the Chicago Tribune in a matter of seconds. But it would take a while, you’d have to set up your own system, and it could be quite costly. What I did was buy a $35 yearlong subscription to MCI Mail, give out the password to all the reporters, and then arm these reporters with Osborne Is. I bought nine of them. (They were $1,700 each). They’d write a story, put it in the mail box, and then in Bridgehampton, our worldwide headquarters, we could open the mailbox and retrieve it. Voila! Then I had another thought. Why not start Dan’s Papers anywhere! I put a small 1/24-page ad in the paper. “Wouldn’t it be Fun to Publish Your Own Newspaper? You can!” One after another, I got takers. Each newspaper would have its own name (the one in Hawaii was the “Mai Makena”), but under the name it would say “One of Dan’s Papers,” and we could use their stories and they could use our stories. And by joining the Dan’s Papers network you also got cassette tapes explaining how to publish a free newspaper, sell ads for it, distribute it and write it. I sold a licensing fee to join this network for $100 and for 5% of the profits going forward, if there ever were any. Of course, in the end, I not only overwhelmed myself with paperwork and corporate governance, I also set it up so I’d have no real money to provide this end of the service. When it got to be in six states with the headquarters still in Bridgehampton with no new staffing, it kind of fell apart. So we just ended it. Oh well. What I did avoid, however, was losing tens of millions of dollars. And I avoided bankruptcy. Smaller and leaner, Dan’s Papers went on to greater things. It sold in 1997 for $19 million. The company that bought it, after paying us, went bankrupt, and so now we have it back. Dan’s Papers is now in its 53rd year. God Bless America. By the way, did you know that the popular radio show “Car Talk” stopped being produced last fall? The guys Click and Clack talk to callers about used cars problems, but they continue on in re-runs. And it’s pretty funny. But listen closely. “So my problem is I have a 1988 Toyota Camry and it runs well, except it makes this kachugga, kachugga sound…” It just reminds me of all those reruns we saw on Plum TV at the end, all of things happening in days gone by but presented as if they were today—a time warp. And oh, how much younger we looked.


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f you have had your car trucked to Florida for the winter, chances are good that you have used the transport company that Myron Levine created many years ago. Myron sold that service four years ago, retiring to his home in the Hamptons, but he is no stranger to this place. He has been coming out to the Hamptons for over 30 years. Myron was born and raised in Brooklyn, the son of a man who during World War II was a tool and die maker at the Brooklyn Navy Yard and after the war started a small general contracting company. His mother did the bookkeeping. He went to Madison High School and later to LIU, but perhaps the most important influence on him during his growing-up years was the summer cabin his father built with his own hands on a lake in upstate New York. Their frequent trips up there, virtually every weekend in the summertime and often in the spring and fall, led to his communing with nature in a way that none of his teenage friends in high school could experience. “The property was 12 acres of woods on a lake near Middletown, New York, south of Monticello. We drove up in an old Studebaker. That first year, we came up with a big army surplus tent and just set it up on the property for me and my sister and my mom and dad. Dad brought a tractor on the site and he and I

cleared the land of sumac trees. I drove it when I was 11. It was an International Farmall Cub. The following year we built the house, a threebedroom affair. My dad—and he could build or fix anything—taught me the virtues of hard work. I went fishing, hiking and swimming with my friends and we were always around farm animals. My mom created a vegetable garden. There were 10 or 12 properties around this small lake and so we were a whole bunch of kids who knew one another. We went hiking, bike riding, we all had dogs, we were a community.” Myron went to LIU in Brooklyn, studied accounting, then went to Brooklyn Law School. He’d been shy in high school. He blossomed in college and joined a theater group and was President of the Fraternity Council. He finished #1 in the class in his first year of law school, became the notes editor of the law review and graduated 6 out of 300. After law school he was interviewed, took a test for and was ultimately hired as an attorney with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), in the division of corporate regulation in Washington D.C. He moved to Washington. He lived in Washington during the turbulent years of 1966 through 1968 (the height of the Vietnam War’s escalation and the protest movement). He was involved in protesting the war by serving as director of a D.C. based organization called Concerned Citizens for Peace and by serving as the cofounder of a group called Government Employees Against the (Continued on next page)


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Levine (Continued from previous page) War. In view of his position as an employee of a federal agency, this was a little dicey. He left the SEC in 1968 to start a securities practice at a small NYC law firm. In 1971 he left that firm to become special counsel to the New York Stock Exchange and eventually was promoted to be director of the enforcement division at the exchange and then counsel to the exchange’s regulatory group. “There had been a lot of brokerage firms that went bankrupt in the late ’60s.” One reason for the problem was the increase in trading and the fact that firms did not have the ability to keep track of orders or paperwork. As a result, many firms found themselves in a heavily leveraged position (much greater than the

“Wouldn’t it be great if we could use those auto transport trucks to start taking cars to Florida and back, eight at a time?” maximum allowable ratio of 20–1). In a number of instances firms manipulated their books to disguise their dire liquidity problems. It was Levine’s job to conduct, in essence, a forensic examination of these firms to discover what had actually occurred with a view to enabling the Stock Exchange to recover sums it lost in the debacle.

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In 1970 Myron had met Susan Steinberg, and they got married on her birthday in May 1971. That is when he took the job at the NY Stock Exchange. They moved to the Upper West Side of NYC, and in 1972 they purchased a brownstone on 101st Street between Riverside and West End Avenue. There were eight apartments in the building but they were able to take over three apartments and has a three-bedroom duplex and five apartments that they rented out. While in NYC he tried to continue with his anti-war activities but he found the local groups were often more interested in local issues like preserving rent control and other local issue and he eventually stopped working formally in this regard. In January 1975, their first child was born, Joshua, and he felt now, with his family starting, he needed to shift gears. At first he had an idea to start a gold fund when President Nixon legalized gold ownership in 1974. One of the big Wall Street brokerage firms—Donald, Lufkin and Jenrette—was interested in working with him to establish such a fund. At the last minute the deal fell apart. Up until that time he had been satisfied with being an employee. But now he had the entrepreneurial bug. He tried to come up with another idea for a business he could start on his own. At a dinner one night, he learned that his father-in-law, who was approaching retirement, was now hiring college kids to drive his car to Florida where he had bought a condominium. At that time, the only way to transport a private car to and from Florida was by either casual driver or by the old Auto Train. “Wouldn’t it be great, I thought, if we could use those auto transport trucks to start taking cars to Florida and back, eight at a time?” Because of his knowledge about the government, he knew he would need to obtain a certificate of convenience and necessity from the Interstate Commerce Commission (ICC). These certificates were very difficult to obtain back them, when the trucking industry was so heavily regulated. “I applied for the license in November of 1975, and the application was rejected approximately one year later. Essentially, the rejection decision stated that because I had no trucks, no facilities, no authority and no one engaged in the business, it was surely not something that could be done profitably.” A Catch-22 if there ever was one. He appealed. And as it happened, Congress was considering deregulating the trucking industry at that time. He testified before Congress about his experience, and as a result on appeal his application was reversed. He got the go-ahead, although with limited authority. “We started the business, Autolog Corporation, in November of 1976. It was the start of a whole new industry. And I was entirely new as an entrepreneur. Now I was dealing with truckers, unions, and all these characters who were right out of a Damon Runyan novel. It was very hard during the first three or four years.” He started the business in Brooklyn, but soon moved it to Jersey City, which was more of a transportation center. “This was union central. We were not unionized. It was very hard, very uncomfortable, building this business (Continued on page 38)


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The Writer’s Den Doesn’t Exist, So... By David lion Rattiner

I’ve spent the last decade of my life, more or less, hunched over a computer. It has affected my wrists, my hands and my lower back, and finding a decent way to eat without putting on weight is a constant struggle when you’re sitting all day. Working in journalism in the Hamptons may seem like a very social thing—and when interviewing someone or covering an event, it can be—but there’s nowhere to really hang out with other writers, no store where we buy the tools of our trade and talk shop. The act of writing is very solitary, the computer my only real tool. Because of this, I’ve never really become very handy. I wake in the morning and get my coffee at Tate’s or 7-Eleven, and I notice that a lot of the dudes heading into those places to get their morning coffee are guys with pick-ups and tools.



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Levine (Continued from page 36) with this attitude all around us. But we did it. We survived.” In 1975, he and his wife began coming out to the Hamptons for the summer. They and another couple rented a cottage on the Rogers farm in Water Mill. “We loved it out here. I was, during those first years, working 24/7. You really can do that. You work from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m., then come home and think about it all night. You do not make the world’s greatest decisions when you are 24/7. Coming out to the Hamptons for the weekend cleared my mind. I think it made the eventual success of the business possible.” In 1978, while staying at1 a7/27/12 motel 4:00 on PMthe DansPapersAd_July12.pdf Montauk Highway, they passed a model house

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I was working 24/7. You really can do that. (But) you do not make the world’s greatest decisions. Coming to the Hamptons cleared my mind. Myron and Susan had two sons—Joshua, born in 1975, and Noah, born in 1979. Joshua had a successful career in real estate in NYC, however, with his wife, Ann, they decided to move out to Sag Harbor in 2008 and he took a job as an intern on the Quail Hill farm in Amagansett. On a cold day in late November 2010, Joshua was killed while working on the farm. He had driven a tractor down to where a chicken house needed to be cleaned out. There was no eyewitness to the accident and no one knows exactly how it happened. Joshua Levine had recently been promoted to farm manager at that time. Quail Hill was one of those organic farms that is communally owned. The family was stunned and shocked, and there was a great outpouring of grief from the entire East End community at the loss of this very popular 35-year-old who had devoted his life to organic farming and who left behind a wife and two young children. A memorial service attended by hundreds of people was held. Myron and Susan Levine arranged for several memorials to be created to honor their son. For the third year in a row, the American Hotel in Sag Harbor hosts a dinner honoring Josh and raising money for the East End Edible School Garden Program. And now Myron Levine, in his fourth year of retirement, has embarked upon the creation of a largescale charitable organization to honor Joshua’s passion for living a simple life out here on the East End. “Also,” Myron told me, “I needed to find a way to pay this community back” for all the support they gave him and his family. “Some people view the Hamptons as a place of glitz and glamor inhabited by people who fell they are entitled to whatever they want. It has been my family’s experience during this time of great pain for us that it is more like Andy Griffith’s fiction town of Mayberry, and people are there to help you in your time of need.” The charity is called ALL FOR THE EAST END (AFTEE) and its inauguration will be at a concert to be held this year on August 19 at the Martha Clara Vineyard in Riverhead. The Vineyard is owned by the heirs to the Entenmann Bakery business, and they have been incredibly gracious and have donated their ground and buildings to hold the concert.


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y all accounts, this week’s cover by Jim Gingerich seems to represent an iconic image of a pretty field in the Hamptons. Yet when we consider the title, “Flowers to Be Plowed,” we realize that there’s a message here that goes far beyond the painting’s physical appearance. When we learn more about Gingerich, we also realize the potency of the cover. Thus, the artist’s interest in the preservation of our local environment plays an important part in the image and its title. Simply put, plowing of the land is destroying nature. Gingerich features other themes and subject matter as well, but his work has consistent qualities: they are filled with movement, narrative and open-endedness. For example, there’s his image of a woman on an urban street: tall buildings are in the background, suggesting sexual symbols; a fence-like configuration signifies entrapment. His beach scenes often feature couples cavorting; in another piece, a woman lies on the sand. We wonder if she came from the sea. In Gingerich’s interior scenes, a woman in a gown moves among the furniture, where stuffed animals and a stripped chair evoke a post-modern atmosphere. How would you describe your open-air landscapes? I try and integrate a sense of whimsy and reverence for my natural surroundings. After all, I am from Texas. How is being from Texas relevant in your landscapes? The vast space in Texas is important; landscape is dominant.

Are you inspired by the Hamptons in your novel? Yes. The characters end up in the Hamptons and New York although they start at the Lascaux Caves. I use Gibson Beach here as one setting. What’s your purpose in writing the book? My intention is to bring a fine artist’s sensibility to both the images and the text, which sets the work apart from the ordinary comic books. It’s more of a thinking man’s graphic novel, a graphic novel for grown- ups.

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Hooked on Gardening, High on Plums By stacy dermont

It’s spring alright—pollen is in the air around my two Semi-Dwarf Italian Prune trees, though only one of them is in bloom. They were moved to a new location on the property last year, closer together and away from the flowerbeds. I’ve had them for about seven years, but have never had any fruit. We figured the move would help, but now one is in a more shaded area than the other and about a week and a half behind it. I started to fret.

There have been a number of indicators that I’m hooked on gardening. First it was becoming one with the perfect pair of gloves... “Who will impregnate my trees?!” If they come into bloom at completely different times I’m undone, right? Sound the alarm round the village! I started asking gardeners what to do. Jane Iselin in Bridgehampton suggested I call Scott Chaskey at Quail Hill Farm in Amagansett and ask him what to do. My neighbor and

co-gardener Karen suggested I call someone at the Cornell Cooperative Extension Service in Riverhead. “They’re always so helpful.” I didn’t want to bother Scott on the weekend, I figured no one would answer at Cornell. Then it hit me—Christine, an acquaintance who lives just outside the village, had told me that she has more fruit, including plums, than she knows what to do with every year. Maybe I could gather some spunk from her plum trees… Did I know her well enough to beg for some sexual matter? Would this take our burgeoning friendship to a whole new level? I called her home number. She didn’t answer. I proceeded to leave an extremely long, detailed message. Then I thought to do what one should always do when first a gardening dilemma arises—I called Dan’s Papers gardening columnist Jeanelle Myers at 631-434-5067. Her take: “Most fruit trees now are selfpollinating. Don’t worry about it.” That’s a relief, but how in the hell do I undo that freaky phone message? Oh well. Just to be safe, I went out to the tree that’s in bloom and Q-tipped it all over. About halfway through the process I disturbed a bee at work and it flew away. Ya can’t win. There have been a number of indicators that I’m hooked on gardening. First it was becoming one with the perfect pair of gloves


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Mirror, Mirror...The Best Summer of Them All? By sally flynn

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last day of school. Great plans are slowly being hatched. Which summer people are coming out with kids so I can send my kids to their house? Who has a pool? Start ingratiating myself to that person now. Who has the strictest parents? Start encouraging my kids to make friends with their kids. Which kids are old enough to drive and have a car? Start sabotaging those friendships now. Who are the rich summer parents who’ll take my kids along with their kids on off-Island excursions? Be very nice to them and let them know it’s okay for them to take the kids anytime for as long as a week.

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Weather This App Is Better? By MATTHEW APFEL

It’s been more than 18 months since I took over this column. Believe it or not, this is the first time I’ve ever written about weather apps. That’s actually a pretty big deal. I’m one of those guys who always tunes in to the weather channel on TV—at least until they stop showing weather reports. I travel a fair amount for work, so the forecast is always on my mind. And living on the East End, it’s always wise to keep an eye to the sky.

So why haven’t I written about this sooner? It’s a combination of factors. Part of it is product: Until recently, most weather apps featured rather basic layouts that provided very limited information. Another part is apathy: It just slipped my mind. Mostly, though, it’s because I haven’t come across a cool, fun, simple weather app until recently. A few weeks ago, Yahoo came out with a great

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Investments Today, Collectibles Tomorrow By Bob gelber

This week, let me continue writing about some more cars that perhaps would be good investments today, stashing them away for the next 10 to 20 years. Unlike stocks, you can also use them as summer cars and drool over them in your garage. That’s something you can’t do with 500 shares of Apple. In my last article, I mentioned what a good investment the last of the air-cooled Porsche 911s were (more properly known as the 993 series) but there are two other Porsche models that are real sleepers. They also happen to be much more affordable than the 911. They are the Porsche 928 and the Porsche 914 models. Both of these cars have been unloved by Porsche fanatics over the years, which explains their low resale value. But they are very interesting and attractive automobiles. They also have the added bonus of carrying the Porsche nameplate on their flanks. They are both quite different from each other. The 928 is very luxurious and Mercedes-like while the 914 has a great deal of Volkswagen DNA under its metal skin. Two tips: Buy a 914-6 if you can afford one, and stick with a late model, low mileage 928. Alfa Romeo is coming back to America next year and there are some very delicious vintage Alfas to be had. The original Alfa Duetto Spyder

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Blumenfeld + Fleming wins nine Hermes Awards for Outstanding Campaigns MONTAUK: Montauk-based advertising and design firm blumenfeld + fleming (b+f) won big at the Hermes Creative Awards. The Hermes Creative Awards is an international competition honoring outstanding professionals in advertising, marketing, PR, web design and other creative industries. b+f won four Platinum awards and five Gold awards, along with honorable mentions. b+f’s Platinum honors were received for their brochure for the Kathleen D. Allen Maternity Center in Southampton Hospital, an email blast for BMW of Southampton and advertising for McLoughlin Construction Company. Their Gold honors included an Audi of Southampton email blast, a Group for the East End email blast, an ad campaign for Landscape Details, a logo for Gurney’s and a radio spot for Suffolk County National Bank. Honorable mentions included a Poster for Swim Across America and several others. Founded over 10 years ago, Lynn Blumenfeld and Jill Fleming’s b+f has an extensive portfolio of clients.

LIGALY Opening GLBT Center in the Hamptons

SAG HARBOR: During an impassioned speech at Long Island Gay and Lesbian Youth’s (LIGALY) 20th anniversary gala in Farmingdale on Friday, organization founder David Kilmnick announced that they would be opening a new center in Sag Harbor this July. Kilmnick noted that LIGALY was inspired to open an East End center for GLBT youth after gay East Hampton High School student David Hernandez committed suicide at age 16 in October. “What he faced in his church and local community was rampant homophobia,” the LIGALYfounder said during his speech, adding, “There was no one for him to turn to.” Kilmnick said the new center would first be situated in the Old Whalers Church in Sag Harbor, but that would springboard into a stateof-the-art facility, once enough money is raised. ”This is something we must do for everyone out on the East End,” he said. “This is something we must do for David Hernandez.” Kilmnick‘s speech was followed by guest speakers and honorees, including Congressman Steve Israel, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, two teens from LIGALY and Southampton resident—and champion against the Defense of Marriage Act—Edie Windsor.

Hampton Classic Horse Show Selects 2013 Poster Artist

Stian Stiansen, 85 HAMPTONS: Rough seas off the Hamptons claimed the life of 85-year-old fisherman Stian Stiansen of East Quogue on Mother’s Day afternoon when a commercial fishing boat capsized at the Shinnecock Inlet in Hampton Bays. A small-craft advisory was in effect but nothing that would have prevented the 45-foot Pauline IV from heading out. Numerous rescue crews, including those from the U.S. Coast Guard, Southampton Fire Department, Suffolk County Police Helicopter Rescue and SeaTow responded. The other man aboard the Pauline IV, Scott Finne, 42, was saved, but Stiansen could not be revived. Mr. Stiansen was pronounced dead at Southampton Hospital at 3:40 on Sunday afternoon.

Hamptons Collegiate Baseball Looking for Host Families

EAST END: The Hamptons Collegiate Baseball League is looking for volunteers to house the members of the seven area teams this summer. Host families are required to supply a player with a room, bed, laundry and meals. They are not required to provide transportation. Players arrive early June and stay until the first week in August. Founded in 2008, the Hamptons Collegiate Baseball League welcomes some of the most outstanding college baseball players in the nation to compete each summer in seven teams. The League also reaches out to the local communities, improving baseball fields and holding free baseball clinics for children. New for 2013, Hamptons Baseball is in a league of its own, newly sanctioned by Major League Baseball, who provides the league with guidance and partial funding. For more information about how to volunteer to house a player, visit Get all your Hamptons Collegiate Baseball League updates throughout the summer at

Extra! Extra!

BRIDGEHAMPTON: The Hampton Classic Horse Show has announced that Jocelyn Sandor Urban, a noted equestrian painter, is the event’s 2013 poster artist. The Classic’s iconic posters have illustrated scenes from its Bridgehampton show grounds on Long Island for decades, and Urban has been selected for the second time to continue this tradition. Her poster “Stable Row” was selected in 2004. When asked about the inspiration behind her drawing, Urban said “Every year at the Hampton Classic I have found myself at the schooling rings taking photos and making sketches, and I use these photos for drawings at a later date, documenting all the activity.” The 38th annual Hampton Classic returns to Bridgehampton, August 25–September 1, for another year of world-class show jumping competition as the culminating event of the Hamptons’ summer season.

HAMPTONS: The Hamptons, a popular resort community on the eastern end of Long Island, New York, is gearing up for the start of the summer season. Local officials project that the area population will swell with visitors, particularly from Manhattan, Park Slope and the “Gold Coast” of northwestern Long Island. Residents are encouraged to stock up on hot dogs, buns and charcoal immediately.



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Paddlers for Humanity's 5th Annual Hither Hills Off-Road Marathon in Montauk On Sunday, Paddlers for Humanity held a half-marathon benefit run in Edward Vincent Ecker Park in Montauk. The male winner was Mike Bahel, and the female winner was Sinead Fitzgibbon. Photographs by Richard Lewin



1. Fred Doss, Co-chairman of the Board of Paddlers for Humanity, with Sue Farnham, wife of Dan Farnham, PFH Board Member 2. Lars ("START") and Scott Bradley ("FINISH") 3. ...and they're off!


"In the Next Room, or the Vibrator Play" at the Bridge(hampton Community House) H.I.T. Fest's production of Sarah Ruhl's play is a provocative, raucous and sensuous comedy about women's desire for fulfillment at the dawn of the electrical age. 1. Photographs by Tom Kochie 1. Licia James Zegar and Christian Scheider

2. 2. Glenn Thomas Cruz, Bonnie Grice and Caroline Smith

SH Elks Club Carnival

Southampton Historical Museum Home Tour

The Southampton Elks Club held its carnival over the weekend. Photograph by Alex Goestzfried

On Saturday the Southampton Historical Museum held its 4th annual Tour of Southampton Homes: An Insider's View. Eight historical homes were on the map for viewing by guests who purchased tickets. The event supports the vital preservation of Southampton's ancient history, while giving tour goers an insider's look at some of the most beautiful homes on the East End. Photographs by Alex Goetzfried

1. Loyal Dan's Papers fans Grey and Ford Holmen stepped aside from the games and rides to enjoy some funnel cake


1. Nancy Orlowski, Carol Lundin (Lieutenant), and Cathy Ward (Docent) enjoyed a glass of champagne after a long day of helping with the tour 2. Looking down into the living room decorated by Myra Weiser, the colorful, fabric laden room, portrays an elegant creativity

Mother's Day Brunch at the Long Island Aquarium The Long Island Aquarium hosted a Mother's Day Brunch for Moms and their families. Photographs by Madison Fender

Antoinette with her two daughters

The Eseosito family eating brunch at the Long Island Aquarium Mother's Day Brunch

Chef Sarah Bonocore making some omelettes for moms at the Mother's Day Brunch at the Long Island Aquarium

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Drink in the whole North Fork!

So much to see and do this weekend!

By nicHOLAS chowske


ow that the weather is warming up, everyone’s getting ready to ditch their sweaters— particularly the animals at the Hallockville Museum Farm in Riverhead. The Museum is hosting its 4th Annual Long Island Fleece and Fiber Fair on May 18 and 19. “Spring is the traditional time of year for the animals to get sheared,” said Beth Motschenbacher, Assistant Director of Hallockville Museum Farm. “We wanted to capture the spirit of spring shearing and getting fiber ready for the season ahead.” The two-day fair, which will be held in conjunction with the Long Island Livestock Company, will have more than 25 vendors devoted to the fiber arts. “They are all skilled artisans specializing in a facet of the fiber arts,” Motschenbacher said. “There will be demonstrations in basket weaving, rug-hooking, and needle-felting—these are traditional folk arts that people aren’t exposed to on a regular basis, and we’ll have them all here during the fair.” The Eastern Long Island Quilting Guild, the Peconic Ruggers and the Basket Weaver’s Guild of Eastern Long Island will all be in attendance. In addition to sheep, the fair will feature other fiberanimals, such as angora rabbits, alpacas and llamas. Judianne Davis-Van Nostrand and her Boarder Collie TeeCA will be herding sheep, and the Long Island Livestock Company Youth Llama Show Team will be guiding their llamas through the popular Llama

NORTH FORK For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg. 52, Calendar pg. 55, Kids’ Calendar pg. 57

thursday, may 16 CREATIVITY IN THE WORKPLACE 5:30–7 p.m. Workshop and networking event for anyone seeking to develop stronger relationships in the workplace, or for practical application of the arts. One Brecknock Rd, Greenport. 631-369-2171 FRIDAY NIGHT DIALOGUES AT SI PUBLIC LIBRARY 7 p.m. Books available for sale and signing. 37 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-0042 ROLLING THUNDER AT THE ALL STAR 8 p.m.–midnight $18 All you can bowl, including shoes. Every Monday & Thursday. Thursdays are also Pizza Thursdays, all day! $7 slice and a pint or $28 pie and a pitcher. 96 Main Road, Riverhead. 631-998-3565

friday, may 17 FRIDAY NIGHTS WITH MARK & MIKE AT LIEB CELLARS OREGON ROAD 6–9 p.m. Live music, wine and local beer. Open every day from 12­–7. Half-priced glasses 4–7 p.m. at Lieb Mattituck, Mon.–Fri. 13050 Oregon Road, Cutchogue. 631-298-1942 LIVE MUSIC EVERY FRIDAY AT THE NORTH FORK TASTING ROOM 6–10 p.m., Listen to local musician Walter Finley while you sample Long Island beer and wine. 3225 Sound Avenue, Riverhead. 631-727-9513 FILM SCREENING AT SHELTER ISLAND PUBLIC LIBRARY 5/17, 7 p.m. A screening of the award-winning

Obstacle Course. “It’s a great way for people to acquaint themselves with these traditional art forms and to see them firsthand,” Motschenbacher said. The Hallockville Museum Farm is a nonprofit organization devoted to reconnecting the community with its agricultural heritage. “All of the traditional families out here on the East End produced their own fiber,” Motschenbacher said. “Whether they had some sheep on their farm or they grew flax, farmers had to be self-sufficient.” Farmers produced their own fiber to work with, and the women would spin the yarn, do the weaving and the knitting. The museum began working with the Long Island Livestock Company four years ago to put together an event that could educate the public about these traditional fiber crafts, and show that they are still alive and well. The Long Island Livestock Co. is a working fiber farm that produces a range of products, from llama yarn to bath products made from lanolin— an oil that comes from sheep’s wool. The Fleece and Fiber Fair has become more popular each year. “We usually get around 1,200 people,” Motschenbacher said. “This is the first year that we’ve chartered a bus that’s leaving directly from Manhattan and coming to the museum, because we’ve had so much interest from people in the New York Metro area.” Also new this year, Vogue Knitting, one of the largest magazines devoted to knitting and the fiber arts, is co-sponsoring the event, and representatives will be

independent film “Shelter Island: Art + Friendship + Discovery.” Features Shelter Islanders. Q&A with the filmmaker, Michael Canzoniero, will follow. Donations appreciated. 37 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-0042

N. Chowske

Fleece and Fiber Fair at Hallockville Farm

Bringing in the sheep

available to meet visitors and sign books. Craft vendors from Long Island, Connecticut, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and upstate New York will be selling supplies and finished goods, and the Maple Tree BBQ of Riverhead will be on hand to provide some tasty barbecue, while the Hallockville Bake Shop sells their homemade baked goods, all to support the museum. “People can expect to see animals in a new light,” Motschenbacher said. “They’ll learn where their wool comes from and more about these traditional crafts, and even get to try doing them.” Long Island Fleece and Fiber Fair, Hallockville Farm Museum, 6038 Sound Avenue, Riverhead, 10 a.m.– 5 p.m., May 18 and 19. $5 for adults, children under 12 free.


Healing Heart 5K 8 a.m. (see below)

LIVE MUSIC AT TWEEDS 7–10 p.m. Various artists on Friday Nights. 17 East Main St., Riverhead. 631-208-3151 FRIDAY NIGHT FIRE PITS: JAMESPORT VINEYARDS 7 p.m. 1216 Main Rd., Jamesport. Serving wine until 9 p.m. 631-722-5256 MOVIN’ OUT AT SUFFOLK THEATER 8 p.m. Piano man Henry Haid, from Broadway musical “Movin’ Out” and his 10-piece band will perform their latest album. $35. 118 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4343

LIVE MUSIC AT RAPHAEL VINEYARD AND WINERY 1:30–4:30 p.m. Live music by Norman Vincent. Also on 6/14, 6/20, & 6/28. 39390 Route 25, Peconic. Also on Sundays. 631-765-1100 BRING HOME ONE OF OUR OWN: FUNDRAISER FOR TERRANCE LAWRENCE 7 p.m.–midnight. 50/50 raffle, giveaways, live performances by Mike Check & Co., The Locals, J.U.S. Evolution. 16 and up. $20. Knights of Columbus, 2050 Depot Ln., Cutchogue.

LIVE MUSIC EVERY FRIDAY AT THE ALL STAR 9 p.m.–midnight. Live local bands weekly. Come early for happy hour, free buffet and drink specials. 96 Main Rd., Riverhead. 631-998-3565

“IT’S STILL ROCK & ROLL TO ME” AT SUFFOLK THEATER 8 p.m. A retrospective look and listen at not only the music of Billy Joel, but also the history of the band. Starring Wade Preston and the Movin’ Out Band. $35. 118 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4343

saturday, may 18

sunday, may 19

HEART RIDE 7 a.m–3 p.m. The 2013 Heart Ride will be limited to 150 participants who each commit to raising a minimum of $750 or $1200 for couples. Ride will begin at Rotations Bicycle Center, 32 Windmill Ln., Southampton. 631-734-2804

4TH ANNUAL HEALING HEART 5K 8–9:45 a.m., Registration, 8:30 a.m.–1 p.m. Health Expo, 10 a.m. Fun Run begins, 10:15 a.m. Race begins! 11:15 a.m. Awards celebration. 11:30–2 p.m. Live Music! Martha Clara Vineyards, Riverhead. Preregistration Adults are $30, kids 16 and under are $15. 631-734-2804

LONG ISLAND FLEECE & FIBER FAIR 10 a.m.–5 p.m. Also on 5/19. Ongoing demonstrations and workshops in sheep herding, shearing, wool & fleece dying, spinning, weaving and more. Hallockville Museum Farm, 6038 Sound Ave, Riverhead. 631-298-5292

BIG BAND AT SUFFOLK THEATER 2 p.m. “We Came to Play” featuring New York’s Most Dangerous Big Band. $50 includes the Brunch Buffet, $30 show only. 118 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4343

LWV AT SHELTER ISLAND PUBLIC LIBRARY Noon–2 p.m. The League of Women Voters of Shelter Island will meet. All Islanders are welcome. 37 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-0042

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It’s Great. It’s Gatsby.

Openings, closings see and be seen.

The Other “Perlman” in “Perlman Music”


o how is Perlman Music Program (PMP) 2013 different from other years? “Oh, is it ever,” sighs Toby Perlman with a broad smile that manages to express both joy and a bit of trepidation. “We’ve flipped the calendar.” No way, though, will the “monumental gamble” stand in the way of the enthusiastic, hands-on founder-director’s quest to ensure that the 19th summer of PMP will be a success. Of course, she hopes that even “steadfast” visitors, PMP “junkies” who’ve been coming to the workshops and concerts on Shelter Island, will approve of the calendar changes. The rhythm of the enterprise and the tone of this remarkable musical endeavor remain the same. The changes were made, she says, in order to accommodate PMP students from the Metropolitan Area (a problem that doesn’t affect those coming from abroad). Under the old calendar, the city kids had conflicts with school or college orientation. The seven-week summer residency school for 12 to 18-year-olds is scheduled for June 29–August 18. The two-week chamber music intensives for those over 18, including open master classes and final concerts for violinists, violists, cellists and pianists, will run June 1–17. And the annual PMP Family Concert is on July 14 at 11:30 a.m., a move that should make this instrument “petting zoo” even more popular. “Educational, funny, light,” the Family Concert has also proved influential, as kids who come back Dan'sMay17BW_Bay ST 5/9/13 6:21 PM Page 1

to PMP say that hearing and trying out various instruments was a game changer for them; they now play. The immediate effect of the calendar change has meant increased applications for the school’s 40 or so spots. However, Perlman will not increase enrollment. She no longer accepts anyone younger than 12 because it’s just “too exhausting” for them. As for those who worry about change in any form, the curriculum stays the same, and “everyone is expected to follow the rules,” the overarching one being that “everyone has to be here all the time.” “May I be excused to play with the Chicago Toby Perlman Symphony?” No, you may not. But what a consolation—the fabulous faculty Perlman has recruited. Among the notable instructors is her famous husband, Itzhak Perlman, who teaches six afternoons a week but also prepares a welcome barbecue (and tell his notorious jokes). It’s high performance music, but it’s not all music all the time. Central to “Toby’s Dream” is what its original name, Perlman Music Camp, implied—a mix of athletic and social offerings, along with professional guidance. The day includes four hours of practice—though a 10-minute break is given every hour—six days a week. At lunch, they get their phones back (“Do we want parents listening in on practice sessions?”)

This Saturday Night!

And then they’re free do what they want—get more coaching, rehearse, read chamber music, go to the beach or visit town with a chaperone. At 5 p.m., everyone assembles for chorale. PMP honors voice as an instrument, and toward the end of the summer, everyone—faculty, staff, students— sings under the inspired direction of Choral Master Patrick Romano, whose very presence evokes cries of joy. It’s all about community as much as it’s about excellence. The Hamptons are a social place, with so many events taking place every weekend, but “we’re not the social scene,” Toby says. “We’re a school,” and that means PMP may be “last on the list of things to do.” Admittedly, for those who don’t live on Shelter Island, getting to PMP is a “schlep” but… The “but” starts her eyes flashing, her hands conducting her enthusiasm, “where else could, say, grandparents take their 9– or 10-year-olds where it’s free and where they can listen in as long (or as briefly) as they want?” Not to mention the wider adventure—taking a ferry, packing a picnic supper and wandering the grounds listening to song. Courtesy PMP

By joan baum

Public concerts are on Fridays and Saturdays, June– August; also held off-site during the summer. Visit or call 212-877-5045.



A Classic Rock Event!

Corky Laing

Mountain drummer Corky Laing recounts his rock ‘n roll life in words and music as he tells how he climbed up and fell down with rock legends including Mick Jagger, Ozzy Osborne, Eric Clapton and more!

Saturday, May18 8 pm $15 in advance $25 day of event

May 28 – June 23

Lend Me a Tenor

by Ken Ludwig

July 2 – July 28

The Mystery of Irma Vep

by Charles Ludlam

BILLY JOEL! Two great shows!

August 6 – Sept.1

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum Book by Burt Shevelove & Larry Gelbart Music & Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim

Call or buy online! 631-725-9500


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The Guild Hall Artist Members Exhibition this was not Charneco’s intention, we believe). In this case, the artist uses nails as a formal aesthetic The expression, “less is quality expressing environmental themes. “Less is More” as an artistic and thematic concept, more,” somehow strikes this critic as being an appropriate however, dominates the most intriguing works. First, description of the 75th Annual there are the artistic elements where simple and Guild Hall Artist Members often gestural strokes give drama and majesty to Exhibition. Then again, “more a figure, like Linda Capello’s nude, “Dreamer.” A is more” can also apply watercolor by Ann Karas with vertical and horizontal considering that the show has dancers is also simple and definitive, the composition been in existence 75 years, suggesting that there’s more involved than meets the which certainly falls into the eye. Stephanie Reit’s “Vanishing Point” (named Best “more” category. Guild Hall Landscape) gives us a view of houses and fields, but organizers Michelle Klein and Christina Strassfield the painting’s small size (“less”) evokes a narrative give “more” each and every year in terms of the effort or story about the image’s grand history. The less you see, the more is evoked in some of that goes into a show like this as well. Concerning the work itself, some pieces also represent the idea the photographs as well, particularly Joe Pintauro’s of “more” in unique ways, although we doubt the “Going Out of Business.” We want to know more artists were aware of such dynamics. For example, about the subjects’ lives and their aspirations; the “characters” remind us of the Monica Banks’ “Theory,” with quirky individuals in some small clay figures piled on top Pintauro’s plays. Finally, of each other, signifies “more” Stephanie Brody-Lederman’s in an arresting way. The sheer “Reading Plato” (Top Honors) amount of human shapes also demonstrates “Less is recalls people buried in open More” in ways that are not graves where genocide has easily apparent. In this critic’s taken place. We are reminded opinion, Brody-Lederman of the many incidents where expresses a stream of such places exist. Banks’ work conscious sensibility, full of stays with us, suggesting the memories and daydreams. In many examples of horror, this work, the process itself which dominate our TV is being experienced. Consider newscasts. Darlene Charneco’s that the “R” from the word “Forest Reading” is also dense “Reading” is separated by and plentiful, not with bodies the bloom of a flower. Thus, but rather with nails, signifying our daydreams are, likewise, symbols of torture (although Work by Catherine and Theo Hios By marion wolberg-weiss

Work by Stephanie Brody-Lederman

interrupted by other images that come and go. The 75th Annual Guild Hall Artist Members Exhibition is on view until June 1. Elisabeth Sussman, Curator and Sondra Gilman Curator of Photography at the Whitney Museum of American Art, will serve as this year’s Awards Juror. 158 Main Street, East Hampton, 631-324-0806

Movies... Hot Flicks this week… Star Trek Into Darkness The perennial favorite of the sci-fi literati, Star Trek appeals because, aside from the otherworldly Spock and the self-assured Captain Kirk, the crew of the Starship Enterprise seems to be populated by ordinary people. In what’s probably the ultimate validation, the latest incarnation of the longrunning franchise features real-life sci-fi freak and comic book geek Simon Pegg in the role of Scotty, the engineer whose dire warnings of impending engine failure were a leitmotif in the original show. Star Trek Into Darkness looks to feature a lot of action outside the Enterprise, with many shots of people hurtling through the sky from great heights. Let’s hope that it retains at least an inkling of the quirky charms that made Star Trek so lovable to begin with. Frances Ha The latest from Noah Baumbach and his girlfriend, co-writer and lead actress Greta Gerwig, Frances Ha is about a young woman, Frances, with tremendous ambitions but with no real foundations. For example, she is an apprentice to a modern dance troupe and wants to be a dancer, but she can’t really dance. We’ve all known people like this. However, unlike some who would get discouraged and depressed by continual failure, Frances Ha maintains her spirit and optimism throughout it all. Baumbach’s movies, like Greenberg and The Squid and the Whale, true-

to-life they may be, tend to be frustrating viewing for many people, as his characters, like real people, remain locked in annoying and unproductive behavior patterns that are hard to watch. If a character in a film is in the habit of doing things that are stupid, we generally expect them to learn, at least a little, what they’re doing wrong. Not so in Baumbach’s movies. It remains to be seen if Gerwig’s influence will change Baumbach’s pattern. Stories We Tell In this personal documentary, filmmaker and actress Sarah Polley explores, through interviews with friends and lovers of her late mother, the tangled story of her own origins. Sarah’s mother, who appears in clips from home movies, possessed a larger-than-life personality and was hugely theatrical—a marked contrast to the man she was married to, a quiet introvert who may not have been Sarah’s biological father. Far more than a quest to find out the truth, Stories We Tell is interested in how and why people narrate their past the way they do and how one vivacious woman can blaze a path across many lives. Erased Aaron Eckhart plays the ex-CIA guy, Liana Liberato plays his daughter. Turns out, they’re both on deck to be eliminated, or “erased,” by a sinister international conspiracy force. What follows is the standard man-against-the-world action film stuff—in other words good, summer fun.

ua east hampton cinema 6 (+) (631-324-0448) 30 Main Street, East Hampton

ua southampton cinema (+) (631-287-2774) 43 Hill Street, Southampton

sag harbor cinema (+) (631-725-0010) 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor Closed Tuesday and Wednesday

ua hampton bays 5 (+) (631-728-8251) 119 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays

mattituck cinemas (631-298-SHOW) 10095 Main Road, Mattituck hampton arts (Westhampton beach) (+) (631-288-2600)

2 Brook Road, Westhampton Beach

Village cinema (greenport) (631-477-8600) 211 Front Street, Greenport Closed for the season.

montauk movie (631-668-2393) 3 Edgemere Road, Montauk Closed for the season.

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That Great Gatsby Returns By Joan baum

Gatsby madness began as soon as it was known that the Australian film director, screenwriter, actor and producer Mark Anthony “Baz” Luhrmann was greenlighting a 3-D adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s (FSF) iconic 1925 novel The Great Gatsby (TGG), set in 1922. The hype then accelerated, like Daisy Buchanan in Gatsby’s car, barreling down on Myrtle Wilson, when the December 25, 2012 release date was suddenly killed. Movie-savvy cynics attributed the delay to financial concerns (Oscar competition?), rather than to last-minute editing considerations, as Luhrmann claimed, despite previews that were already running in theaters in late fall. Whatever the reason, the new spring date seems more Gatsby-appropriate, though summer (“the green Sound, stagnant in the heat”) would have been ideal. Luhrmann’s film, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Carey Mulligan, Tobey Maguire and Joel Edgerton, with music by Jay-Z, looks to be the most audacious cinematic interpretation yet of this iconic American novel. Scholars and pop critics have been weighing in almost daily, while society and media celebs are planning Gatsby-themed parties. The brouhaha about the book’s different covers, bookstores report, only increases sales. So it’s more than likely that when the film opens on The East End, not far from Gold Coast Gatsby country, seats will go fast. If the buzz over the forthcoming movie (the sixth adaptation) creates new or renewed interest in the book, that would be “Great” because it might well encourage discussion of TGG’s cinematographic features and a comparison with earlier films, notably the much maligned 1974 production with Robert Redford and Mia Farrow. TGG purists should not get excited over another transfer from page to screen, however, since the manuscript FSF repeatedly submitted to his editor underwent significant changes, including the title. Fitzgerald originally called TGG “Trimalchio in West Egg” (the reference is to the Satyricon by Petronius, and the phrase “his career as Trimalchio” opens chapter 7 of TGG.) The novel says a lot about the role of editors and friends in helping shape literary achievements, but in this particular case also about the careful, obsessive revisions good writers inflict upon themselves. TGG seems to have always generated strong reactions—being hailed over the years as an American masterpiece that brilliantly captures the ambiguous culture of the Roaring 20s. But it has also been called an over-praised, albeit seductively atmospheric, exploration of The American Dream— the quest for love and acceptance and for the power that comes with money and fame. Its appeal may lie in just that theme, today too frequently advanced in cynical narratives and mannered prose, and in Fitzgerald’s great ability to have fashioned a protagonist whose yearning, however misplaced, tugs at the heart. For all Gatsby’s criminal activities and excessive pursuits, he was, as the narrator of TGG says of him, “worth the whole damn bunch put together.” “Phenomenon” would not be a misplaced word for TGG, considering that few works of fiction have provoked so much interpretation, especially of the novel’s last line that numerous admirers have committed to memory: “So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.” What’s significant, however, is that this line belongs to the narrator, Nick Carraway, the moral compass of the book, whose recollections, observations and musings open and close TGG, framing the story

and filtering it through an ethical perspective that is as ambivalent as it is sensitive. Arguably, TGG could be said to be more Nick’s story, not Gatsby’s, but in any case this complex point of view, not to mention Fitzgerald’s wonderful prose, makes the book a challenge for filmmakers who keep trying to get this American literary classic (box-office) right. What makes for a classic? The movie may well prompt the question if viewers are moved to (re)turn to the novel to judge for themselves. Good books read us, it’s often said, meaning that what we bring to them and what we take away changes over

time, as we change. TGG is certain to attract an older audience, many of whom read it a long time ago. We think we remember it, but we also think we remember our own lives. We may get some facts wrong, but the classic reminds us of the way we were emotionally. Literary icons draw us back (“ceaselessly into the past”?) again and again. We reread them, these novels set in time and place because they transcend time and place as explorations of the human condition, the world’s and our own. The nostalgia at the heart of TGG proves you can and cannot go home again.


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ART EVENTS For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg. 48, Calendar pg. 55, Kids’ Calendar pg. 57

openings and events AFTEE PROMO ART CONTEST Calling all artists to be part of a spectacular event. Deadline to submit is 5/15. The winning artists will be publicized with announcements in the media, an introduction at the summer concert and two VIP tickets to the AFTEE event on 8/19. Please visit shows CLASHING RESEMBLANCES, A SIMILARITY IN NATURE 5/17, 5–9 p.m. A Ross School Art Gallery exhibition featuring East End artists Fulvio Massi and Christine Sciulli. 18 Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton. 631-283-2118

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JONAS WOOD AND SHIO KUSAKA AT GELNN HOROWITZ BOOKSELLER 5/25, 6–8 p.m. Opening reception for Still Life with Pots. Paintings and works on paper by Jonas Wood, ceramics by Shio Kusaka. On view through 6/22. 87 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5511 JEANNE BETANCOURT AT THE SOUTH STREET GALLERY 5/25, 5–7 p.m. An exhibition of paintings by Jeanne Betancourt from the Farm Stand Fresh cookbook. A portion of proceeds benefits the Peconic Land Trust’s Agricultural Center at Charnew’s Farm in Southold. The South Street Gallery, 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021 A VIEW WITH A ROOM AT ERIC FIRESTONE GALLERY 5/25, 5–8 p.m., Opening reception and book signing for “A View With A Room” is an exhibition of new work by Eric Cahan, Gregory Johnston and John Messinger curated and designed by interior designer Robert Stilin. 4 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. TIM HOFFMAN AT GALLERY 125 5/25, 5:30 p.m.–7:30 p.m. Opening reception for Tim Hoffman’s romantic and painterly abstract landscapes. Gallery 125, 125 S. Country Road, Bellport. 631-880-2693

ALICE AYCOCK LECTURES AT THE PARRISH 5/17, 6 p.m. Alice Aycock will deliver an illustrated lecture on her work from 1971 to the present, in conjunction with her current show. $10, free for members and students. Lichtenstein Theater, Parrish Art Museum, 279 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-283-2118

A PICNIC AND SMOKES AT QF GALLERY 5/25, 6–8 p.m. Opening reception. A group exhibition by emerging and established artists. On view through 98 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 347-324-6619

ART ON THE LAWN 5/18 & 5/19, 10 a.m.–5 p.m. Art sale to benefit the Hampton Bays Historical & Preservation Society. Local artists and photographers will offer their works for sale. Prosper King House, 116 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-0887

PHOTOGRAPHY BOOK PREMIER AT OUTEAST GALLERY 5/25, 6–10 p.m. Grant Monahan, Montauk native, photographer, and creator of Ditch Witch will premier his book, View from the Window. Outeast Gallery & Goods, 65 Tuthill Road, Montauk. 631-668-2376

SATURDAYS @ THE WATERMILL CENTER 5/18, Noon–3 p.m. A new program that focuses on unique ways to interact with WMC grounds, collection, studios and kitchen. WMC is hosting local artists to lead workshop. Check online for the complete schedule of events. 631-726-4628

JESSICA LICHTENSTEIN “PEEP SHOW” AT VERED 5/25, 9­–11 p.m., Opening reception for Jessica Lichtenstein’s first solo exhibition in the Hamptons. Through 6/17. Vered Gallery, 68 Park Place (Starbuck’s Passage), East Hampton. 631-324-3303

MEET THE WINNERS OF GUILD HALL ARTIST MEMBERS EXHIBITION 5/18, Noon. Michelle Klein, Assistant Curator and Registrar for Museum Education, interviews the winners of Guild Hall’s 75th Annual Artist Members Exhibition. On view through 6/1. Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806 PLEIN AIR PECONIC AT DODDS & EDER 5/18, 5:30–7:30 p.m. Plein Air Peconic, an artist group dedicated to helping the Peconic Land Trust conserve natural beauty of the East End, presents an exhibition and sale of landscape painitngs and photographs at Dodds and Eder, 11 Bridge Street, Sag Harbor. ARTHUR PINAJIAN AT LAWRENCE FINE ART 5/20. “Arthur Pinajian: Lost Master,” will be on view. Art Historian Peter Hastings Falk will give a talk on Pinajian on 6/1 at 2 p.m. 37 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-604-5525 DARIUS YEKTAI: ON COUNTRY GROUND AT TRIPOLI GALLERY 5/23, 5–8 p.m. Tripoli Gallery is opening its summer season with an exhibition of new paintings by Darius Yektai. Through 6/17. Through Tripoli Gallery of Contemporary Art, 30A Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-377-3715 MONTAUK ARTISTS’ ASSOCIATION JURIED ART SHOW 5/24–5/26, Noon–5 p.m. On the Green. Juried, fine art ceramics, jewelry, outdoor garden sculttures, photographs, paintings, prints and drawings. Presented by Depot Art Gallery and Art School. Deadline for entries is 3/15. For more info, call 631-668-5336 or email SOUTHAMPTON ARTISTS ASSOCIATION MEMORIAL DAY SHOW 5/25, 4–6 p.m. Opening reception. Local artists will be exhibiting their work at the Levitas Center for the Arts, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-283-7432

COMMUNITY MOSAIC STREET PAINTING FESTIVAL 5/26, Noon–5 p.m. Fine arts & crafts, dance, gourmet food and more. Deadline for inclusion is 5/15. All activities take place in downtown Riverhead on East Main Street. For details, visit or call 631-727-0900 DONNA LEVY AT QUOGUE LIBRARY ART GALLERY 6/1, 2:30–4:30 p.m. Artist reception for Vision in Color, an exhibition of paintings by Quogue resident and artist Donna Levy. Through 6/30. 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224


Saturdays @ Watermill Center Noon–3 p.m. (See below) internationally published photographer Mallory Samson, with subjects chosen from the museum’s vast collection of antique objects. On view 5/14–8/3. $4, free for members and children. 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494 SOUTHAMPTON LANDSCAPES 6/15, 4–6 p.m. Reception for “Southampton Landscapes: Paintings by Pat Garrity.” On view through 8/3. $4, free for members and children. 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494 HISTORIC LANDMARKS OF SOUTHAMPTON 6/15, 4–6 p.m. Reception for “Historic Landmarks of Southampton: Paintings by Kevin O’Malley.” On view 5/14–8/3. $4, free for members and children. 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494 OPENING RECEPTIONS AT GUILD HALL 6/15, 5­ –7 p.m. Opening reception. Artists & Writers: They Played in the Game Exhibition, featuring artwork from the permanent collection by artists who have played in the game, John Alexander (on view through 7/28) and Joel Perlman (on view through 10/14). Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-283-2494 PECHAKUCHA NIGHT VOL.4 6/21, 6–8 p.m. With the theme of “living creatively on the East End,” 10 members of the community present 20 slides at 20 seconds each. $10, free for members. Parrish Art Museum, 279 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-283-2118 ext.113 ROBERT HOBBS LECTURES AT THE PARRISH 6/28, 6 p.m. Robert Hobbs, author of Alice Aycock: Sculpture and Projects, will discuss her work. $10, free for members and students. Lichtenstein Theater, Parrish Art Museum, 279 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-283-2118 ARTMRKT HAMPTONS 7/12–7/14. Contemporary Art Fair at Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Hwy (Rt. 27), Bridgehampton. For details, visit

EAST END PHOTOGRAPHERS AT ASHAWAGH HALL 6/1,5–9 p.m. Opening reception. 25th Anniversary Exhibition. Closing reception on 6/9, 3–5 p. m. 780 Springs Fireplace Rd, East Hampton. 631-324-9612

ART HAMPTONS 7/12–7/14, 11 a.m.–8 p.m., closes at 6 p.m. on Sunday. 6th Annual ArtHamptons will take place on the Sculpture Fields of Nova’s Ark, 60 Millstone Rd., Bridgehampton. For details, visit

ALEX FERRONE & MARY TWOMEY AT ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY 6/2, 3­–4 p.m. Opening reception. East End Arts presents new work of aerial photographer Alex Ferrone and mixed-media printmaker Mary Twomey. On view through 8/2. Rosalie Dimon Gallery, Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500;

EXHIBITIONS AT THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM 7/21, Michelle Stuart “Drawn from Nature” and “Angels, Demons, and Savages: Pollack, Ossorio, Dubuffet,” both on view through 10/27. Museum Hours, Wed-Mon, 11 a.m.–6 p.m., Fridays, 11 a.m.–8 p.m., $10 Adults, $8 Seniors, Children under 18 free. Free admission on Wednesdays. 279 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-283-2118

THE FLOWER SHOW 6/6, 5–7 p.m. Opening reception. The exhibition is all about flowers, as perceived by 10 artists, and coincides with the dedication of the garden planted by the Rose Society of Southampton Cultural Center. On view 6/3–6/30. Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton.

ART SOUTHAMPTON 7/25–7/29. Art Southampton presented by Art Miami returns for a Second Edition. This year, it will take place on the Elks Lodge fairgrounds, 605 County Road 39, Southampton.

PHOTOGRAPHS BY PETER LEE AT ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY 3–5 p.m. Reception for “A City Study, Some Scenics & The Studie,” photographs by Peter Lee with various artists renderings of his Studebaker. 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 EXTRAORDINARILY ORDINARY! PHOTOGRAPHS BY MALLORY SAMSON 6/15, 4–6 p.m. Reception. An exhibit of photographs by

EAST END ARTS H2O 8/9. Two-dimensional art, After a spring open call for artists, entries selected by jurors Peter Marcelle and Bruce Helander will be included in the show at East End Arts Gallery 8/9–9/27. 133 E. Main St., Riverhead. For details, visit or contact Gallery Director Jane Kirkwood at 631-727-0900 Send gallery listings to before noon on Friday. Check out for more listings and events.


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Where to find the bargains this weekend.

For you, family and friends

By stephanie de troy

In many fields of business, so I’m told, you have what’s known as a slow season. Ideally, this would be the time of year when things aren’t quite as busy and you can organize files and take leisurely lunches. In seven years in the frenzied NYC, this never happened. Each year, the fabled “summer Friday” seemed to fall by the wayside. Here on the East End, just at the moment when it seems natural to kick your shoes off and walk in the sand, it’s time to get cranking. Still, a girl’s gotta enjoy herself! These warm months go by all too fast, so try to indulge a little here and there. Step one: shop. Step two: drop (on a beach blanket)! Ever been to The Beach Boutique and Spa in Montauk? Right next to Ben & Jerry’s, thank you very much, in Montauk Harbor, this boutique and spa offers facials, waxing and body treatments. From the mani-pedi chairs you have a beautiful view of the harbor. Best of all, the boutique carries Alison Lane’s new line of Beach skincare products. A Montauk resident, Alison whipped up an array of soothing and smoothing bath and body products deliciously scented essential oil combinations. My personal favorite is the Citrus Almond Whipped Body Butter. Light and airy but unbelievably

moisturizing, it’s perfect for knees and elbows. The Bulgarian Rose and Lime Cream Cleanser, for normal to dry skin, is also delightfully light yet effective. I’m also a big fan of the Bulgarian Rose and Lime Anti-Aging Eye Cream. The rose and lime pair well together—uplifting and relaxing at the same time, just what these tired eyes need! If you’re interested in a specific or custom-made product, contact Alison Lane at Beach Boutique and Spa, 478 Westlake Drive, Montauk. 631-668-8047 Feeling beachy yet? You will after stopping at Neoteric Fine Art in Amagansett. On view through May 22, is an exhibition entitled #COLDWATERSURFERSERIES, an astonishing portfolio of images takes by surfer, photographer and lifelong native of Montauk, James Katsipis. In a range of sizes and prices, any one of these photographs would make for a visually stunning addition to your home. A giant, turquoise wave for the living room or an arrangement of four smaller black-and-white photographs for the office, and you’ll be dreaming of waves in no time. 208 Main Street, Amagansett. Can’t make it there before the 22nd? Call owner Scott Bluedorn or check online: 631-838-7518, Still needing a little pick up, or perhaps some POP? Check out the Roy Lichtenstein-inspired home collection at Barney’s New York. Under the director of Dorothy Lichtenstein and the Lichtenstein Foundation, the luxury retailer is now offering limited edition pieces that will benefit the Art Production

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Fund. Beach towels, bags, pool floats, paper cups and plates, place mats and china are all based on iconic images from Lichtenstein’s Baked Potato, Drawing for a Kiss, and Ice Cream Soda. This is a one-time only collection, so head over to Madison Avenue (or go online to for your Kiss IV, 1963 Beach Bag! New Kid: East Hampton artist/curator Karyn Mannix has a new home for her gallery this summer. With an emphasis on local artists, Karyn Mannix Contemporary will be located at the Hampton Hang Gallery. 688 Montauk Highway (behind Suki Zuki), Water Mill. 516-318-0000

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Heart of the Hamptons Ball June 29, 2013 6:00 to 11:00 p.m. On the grounds of the Hayground School 151 Mitchells Lane – Bridgehampton, NY

Cocktail Hour Live & Silent Auction Dinner & Dancing Catering provided by Elegant Affairs Live Music by That 70’s Band Mystery Jewelry Box Raffle sponsored by:

Hamptons Chic Attire • Reservations Required Event Co-Chairs: Henry Woo, MD Director, Cerebrovascular Center Professor of Neurological Surgery and Radiology Stony Brook Hospital Andrew R. Graves Private Wealth Management Goldman, Sachs & Co.

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Mr. & Mrs. Bert & Meredith Cohen • The Eric Trump Foundation

Distinguished Service Honoree: James R. Taylor Jr., MD Professor and Chief, Division of Cardiothoracic Surgery Co-Director, Stony Brook Heart Institute Distinguished Leadership Honoree: Eric F. Trump Chairman & Founder The Eric Trump Foundation

Bridgehampton National Bank • Dr. Henry & Catherine Woo • Merck & Co., Inc. Emcee: Rosanna Scotto Cohost Good Day New York

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What’s happening in our microclimate?

Events for families, kids and singles

Invasive, But Beautiful, Plants By jeanelle myers

Oooh, I do love Lily of the Valley! My grandmother had a large patch on the north side of the house. It seemed to appear overnight. The tiny stalks of white bells with their intoxicating fragrance made the plant magical to me. I imagined that a patch like this was one of the few places a colony of flower fairies could live in Nebraska, considering the extreme weather there. Yes, I still look for the flower fairies. Among the many legends of lily of the valley are those about fairies, blood, Mary standing over her son’s body and St. Leonard’s dragon slaying! Shortly after buying this house, a next door neighbor with whom I became gardening buddies gave me a few pips. I was thrilled and planted them in the back border. He also gave me some pink ones that I planted in a bed in the front. My husband and I “rescued” a tiny red leafed maple from a tangle across the street and two pips came along in the roots. We planted the tree with its hidden treasure in the front of the house, where it thrived. The pips have also thrived. They have made a patch twice the size of my grandmother’s and, each year it grows larger and creeps closer to that side of the property. Those planted in the back border

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it has moved outside the bed and also into the neighbor’s beds on the other side of the fence. Some years there are fewer shoots than others but this year it is VIGOROUS. Each day when I come home from work, I remove shoots from where they are not wanted. The next day new plants have appeared close by. This will go on for awhile and then The lovely Lily of the Valley the plant stops sending up volunteers and just grows where left alone. If I wanted to discourage it further, I could remove some underground runners, which are easy to pull up in my sandy soil, but since it’s easy to control, I like to see where it goes year by year. These two plants are favorites of mine. They are both invasive in their ways. They don’t kill the plants with which they grow, but it can be difficult to see the other plants growing with them! I will live with their habits, as they really are here to stay!

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have traveled half way across the back of the property, into another large bed in the roots of phlox transplant and down the side under the shrubs. It grows up between the pathway stones. It has moved cobblestones that edge a bed. It grows from the side of a dry laid stone wall. There are several stone edged beds in that corner and I see it wanting to be in them! My co-worker and I dug it out of the bed where it arrived in the transplant and subsequently took over. Actually, we dug and dug and dug. When we finished, the pile of plant material was huge, and I am watching that bed this spring knowing that if a bit of root was left, it can invade again. The pink one has completely invaded a bed in the front with a dwarf deutzia and ferns. I have removed it from under the cobblestone edging and reset the stones. I weed whack it in mulched pathways. I realize that as long as there is a piece on my property, it will slowly try to take over. And if it stayed out of the beds, it could take over everything else. I wouldn’t mind. (I do not like lawns.) Oooh and I really love Macleaya! It’s trying to take over the front of the property. I planted one years ago in the front bed behind the mailbox. In my opinion, it’s a real beauty. It grows 6’ to 8’ tall with olive green leaves and light copper inflorescences. It’s majestic and delicate and shimmers in the breeze. It’s originally from India and China and does look exotic in the garden. The small trees I planted in the bed with the Macleaya have now grown too tall for its liking and

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CALENDAR For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg. 48, Arts & Galleries Listings pg. 52, Kids’ Calendar pg. 57

thursday, may 16

saturday, may 18 SACRED SITES OPEN HOUSE WEEKEND 5/18 & 5/19. New York Landmarks Conservancy “Sacred Sites Open House Weekend” introduces art and architecture to the public in a statewide event. Long Island congregations participating include the United Methodist Church of Patchogue, 10 Church St., Noon­–2 p.m., and The Presbyterian Church, 2429 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton, Noon–4 p.m. For a complete area list visit,

MONTAUK MUSIC FESTIVAL 5/16–5/19. The Montauk Sun’s 4th Annual Montauk Music Festival! Featuring over 200 shows in the restaurants and bars throughout Montauk. Opening night party at Gurney’s Inn. For more info and lineup,

HAMPTONS 2013 SUP RACE: PADDLE FOR THE BAYS 8 a.m. registration, 9:30 a.m. start. Paddle race at Havens Beach, Sag Harbor. 3-mile recreation race and 6-mile elite races. Triangular course set into beautiful Northwest Harbor. Come out and support the Peconic Bay Estuary and our local Baykeeper alliance. 631-537-2716

PAINTING CLASSES AT MADOO 10 a.m.–1 p.m. Thursdays, through 5/30. Eric Dever will teach the class and Madoo founder Robert Dash will offer critiques. $300 for members, $350 non-members. 618 Sagg Main St, Sagaponack. 631-537-8200

OLD FARM ROAD CLEANUP 8 a.m. Help clean up the roadside along FLPG’s adopted road, part of the Great East End Cleanup. Meet at Poxabogue Park and bring gloves. Led by Jean Dodds, 631-599-2391

THE JAM SESSION AT BAY BURGER 7–9 p.m. Thursdays. The Jam Session & The Thursday Night Live Band. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. No cover charge. 631-899-3915

ARMED FORCES DAY HIKE 9–11 a.m. Meet on Long Wharf at the windmill in Sag Harbor. Historic tour to commemorate Sag Harbor’s participation in America’s wars starting with the Revolution. Easy pace. Led by Tony Garro, 631-725-5861

JEWELRY MAKING CLASSES WITH ERIC MESSIN 6–8 p.m. Students will learn the basics of jewelry making, from sculpting wax and soldering to setting stones and polishing, over an eight-week course. $365 members, $385 non-members. Pelletreau Silver Shop, 80 Main St, Southampton. 631-283-2494 LIVE MUSIC AT MUSE 7–11 p.m. Live music every Thursday at Muse in the Harbor Restaurant & Lounge, 16 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-899-4810 LIVE MUSIC AT HOTEL FISH AND LOUNGE 8 p.m., Live music every Thursday with Hondo. 87 North Road, Hampton Bays, 631-728-9511 OPEN MIC NIGHT AT NORTH SEA TAVERN 8 p.m., Thursdays. Bring your guitars, mandolins, ukeleles and bongos. Bring your fans, family, and other band members. Late night dining, full bar, and specials for this weekly event. Must sign up by 9:45 p.m. to be assured a slot. North Sea Tavern, 1271 N Sea Road, Southampton. 516-768-5974

friday, may 17 SEMI-PRIVATE FITNESS CLASS WITH JAMIE LERNER 4–5 p.m., Fridays. Build strength and tone, increase flexibility, improve balance and alignment with Jamie Lerner’s semi-private classes. Max per class is 4 people. $30 per person, per class. Harbor Studio, Springs, East Hampton. Call for directions and reservations, 631-604-1462 CANDELIGHT FRIDAYS 5–8 p.m., Wölffer Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Wines by the glass, bottles, mulled wine and cheese and charcuterie plates for purchase. No cover charge. 631-537-5106 SOUTHAMPTON ELKS CARNIVAL 6 p.m., Also on 5/18, 4 p.m. ­& 5/19, 2 p.m. Rides, games, food, refreshments. 605 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-499-6824 MUSIC ON THE PATIO 6–8 p.m. Come down to Duck Walk South Friday evenings to start your weekend with a glass of wine. Tasting bar closes at 7:30 p.m. 231 Montauk Highway. Music weather permitting. 631-726-7555 JEWELRY MAKING CLASSES WITH ERIC MESSIN 6–8 p.m. Also on 5/11, 10 a.m.–noon. Pelletreau Silver Shop, 80 Main St., Southampton. $365 for an eight-week course. 631-726-7555 KARAOKE AT MERCADO 9 p.m. Fridays. The famous Angela comes to Mercado, formerly Agave Bar & Mexican Grill for a new season of Karaoke. 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-237-1334

GARDEN FAIR 9 a.m.–3 p.m. The 23rd annual plant sale to benefit the Horticultural Alliance. Grounds of Bridgehampton Historical Society (Main St. & Corwith Ave.), Bridgehampton. 631-537-2223 WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. Saturdays through 11/16. 85 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET 10 a.m.–1 p.m. Saturdays, through 10/26. Opening Day Vine Cutting Ceremony. Bay and Burke Streets, Sag Harbor. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? AT QUOGUE LIBRARY 11 a.m. May is National Better Speech and Hearing Month. Join us for an informative lecture on hearing delivered by local Board Certified Doctor of Audiology, Christopher Beuhler. 90 Quogue Road, Quogue. Call to register, 631-653-4224, ext. 4 RESTORATIVE YOGA AT ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY 2 p.m. Mary Sammon, a Kripalu yoga instructor, will offer a two-hour restorative yoga session. $25. 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. Call or go online to register, 631-283-0774 ext. 523 SYMPOSIUM ON AFRICAN DIASPORA 2 p.m. Symposium, 4 p.m. music & social. Guest speakers present a multimedia program that will explore the death in the African Diaspora from an archaeological and artistic perspective. $5/10. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meetinghouse Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494 SIGNS OF SPRING LONG POND PADDLE 6–7:30 p.m. A picturesque paddle in Long Pond. Kayak rentals are available for $40/$60 double. All rentals include paddles and PFDs. Reservations required. Contact Juliana Duryea, 631-745-3165 TALKHOUSEFEST 6–8 p.m. Free acoustic shows at Innersleeve Records and Crossroads Music. Then 8–11 p.m., $10 at the Talkhouse for a wild night of amazing music with Nancy Atlas, Joe Delia, Caroline Doctorow, Inda Eaton, Jettykoon and more. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse. com WHBPAC PRESENTS BRUCE HORNSBY 8 p.m. Grammy-winning singer/songwriter Bruce Hornsby will perform at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. Tickets start at $75. 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500 LEGENDARY ROCK DRUMMER CORKY LAING AT BAY STREET THEATRE 8 p.m. Laing flies solo recounting his rock ‘n roll life in words and music. Tickets are $15 in advance. Bay Street

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TalkhouseFest 6 p.m. (See below)

Theatre, On the Long Warf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500 COOKING CLASS 6–9 p.m. Saturdays at Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main St., Bridgehampton. $165. Loaves & Fishes 631-537-6066 LIVE MUSIC AT OSTERIA SALINA 9–11 p.m. Kristen Moore and Dick Johansson perform every Saturday night with Michael Cain on percussion and various guest artists. Osteria Salina, 95 School Street, Bridgehampton. 631-613-6469 SATURDAYS AT SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE 10 p.m., DJ Brian Evans spins Hamptons classics every Saturday in the taproom. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800 INSTORE AT THE LONGHOUSE RESERVE Open by appointment. 133 Hands Creek Road, East Hampton. To schedule: 631-329-3568

sunday, may 19 HOT RIDE BYO Horse and helmet. Must be a member of STPS/HOT to participate due to insurance requirements. Easy to join on day of ride! Call for reservations and details on meeting place & time. Led by Barbara Bornstein, 631-537-6188 MARDERS SUNDAY GARDEN LECTURES 10 a.m., Perennials, Annuals, Tropicals for the best 2013! 120 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. Call the shop to confirm lecture time and topic, 631-537-3700 MASHOMACK PRESERVE 10 a.m.­–Noon. Meet at the preserve on Shelter Island for a face-paced 7 mile hike through meadow, woods and beaches. Spectacular views. Led by Chip Dineen, 646-221-8225 MAY FICTION BOOK TALK AT QUOGUE LIBRARY 12:30 p.m. We will be discussing Last Night at the Lobster by Stewart O’Nan. Copies available at circulation. 90 Quogue St. Please RSVP, 631-653-4224 PIANIST TATJANA RANKOVICH AT ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY 3 p.m. Belgrade-born American pianist Tatjana Rankovich will perform a program of works by Bach, Rachmanioff, and Prokofiev. 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. Call or go online to register, 631-283-0774 ext. 523 MAMALEE ROSE & FRIENDS AT RACE LANE 5–7 p.m., Join Race Lane every Sunday for live music by Mamalee Rose & Friends! 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022 TOOTS & THE MAYTALS AT WHBPAC 8 p.m. Unplugged acoustic tour! Tickets start at $46. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500

monday, may 20 THE ANN LIGOURI FOUNDATION CHARITY GOLF CLASSIC 9 a.m., registration/breakfast, 11 a.m. shotgun start, 4 p.m. cocktails, 5 p.m. awards dinner & auction. Benefiting the American Cancer Society and other cancer prevention initiatives. Bridge Golf Course, 1180 Millstone Rd., Bridgehampton. To register, go to BEASTS OF SOUTHERN WILD AT ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY 3 p.m. Film screening. PG-13, 91 minutes. 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 ext. 523


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CALENDAR LIFELONG LEARNING AT ROSS Ross School is offering Lifelong Learning opportunities for adults, including daytime academic-year courses with a Ross Institute Certificate of continuing education upon successful completion. Classes began 4/1. 18 Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton. Register online. 631-907-5555 TRANSITION INITATIVE: CHANGING COMMUNITIES WORLDWIDE 5:30 p.m. Film screening of Transition 2.0, stories of ordinary people doing extraordinary things in response to uncertain times. Discussion to follow. Rogers Memorial Library. 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. Call or go online to register, 631-283-0774 ext. 523 THE REAL JAZZ AT THE PIZZA PLACE 6–8 p.m. Mondays. 2123 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. Dennis Rafflelock leads a weekly Jazz Jam open to season pros and up-and-comers. No cover. 631-537-7865

tuesday, may 21 GLOBAL WARMING: CHANGING COURSE 5 p.m. Tuesdays through 6/11. Canio’s Cultural Café will offer the community discussion course focusing on deepening our understanding of the history and science of global warming, exploring personal values and habits, considering individual and community actions. A $25 materials fee is requested, and pre-registration is required. Canio’s Books, 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor, 631-725-4926 JAZZ AT PIERRE’S 6:30–9:30 p.m. 2468 Main St., Bridgehampton. Morris Goldberg on sax, Jane Hastay on piano, Peter Martin Weiss on bass. 631-537-5110

wednesday, may 22 BRIDGEHAMPTON ASSOCIATION GOLF TOURNAMENT 8 a.m.–4 p.m. A tax-deductible donation of $100 per person includes 18 holes of golf, buffet breakfast and lunch and prizes. Rain date is 5/23. Proceeds go to Local Charities. The Bridgehampton Club, Ocean Road. 631-808-3102 SAMMIS FAMILY HOUSE TOUR 10 a.m.–4 p.m. The 62nd annual Sammis Family House tour will include lunch, a fashion show and vendors. Proceeds benefit Family Service League, a non-profit human services

organization. Early reservations recommended. $55 in advance, $60 day of. Lloyd Harbor, Huntington. For info please call, 631-427-3700 ext.255 MUSIC AT MIDDAY AT ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY Noon, Pianist Katherine Addleman will present the last of her spring series with “Fanny Mendelsson: The Other Mendelssohn.” 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. Call or go online to register, 631-283-0774 ext. 523 KNITTING CIRCLE AT ROGERS MANSION 2 p.m. Wednesdays. All levels welcome to share techniques and share local gossip. Come for instruction or just to have fun. Led by Mimi Finger. $5, free for members. 17 Meetinghouse Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2424 GUILD HALL PRESENTS “THE CRIPPLE OF INISHMAAN” 7:30 p.m. Through 6/9, Wed, Thurs, Sun at 7:30 p.m., Fri, Sat, at 8 p.m. Directed by Stephen Hamilton, Produced by Guild Hall in association with Ellen J. Myers. Written by Martin McDonagh. $30 General Admission, $28 Members, $10 Students. Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-4050 LADIES NIGHT 9:30 p.m. DJ Brian Evans plays your favorite Hamptons classics. $3 drafts. $6 Absolut Vodka specials and giveaways. Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, Southampton, 631-283-2800

thursday, may 23 PAINTING CLASSES AT MADOO 10 a.m.–1 p.m. Thursdays, through 5/30. Watermill-based artist Eric Dever will teach the class and Madoo founder Robert Dash will offer critiques. $300 for members, $350 non-members. 618 Sagg Main St, Sagaponack. Register at 631-537-8200 THE JAM SESSION AT BAY BURGER 7–9 p.m. Thursdays. The Jam Session & The Thursday Night Live Band. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. No cover charge. 631-899-3915 LIVE MUSIC AT MUSE 7–11 p.m. Live music every Thursday at Muse in the Harbor Restaurant & Lounge, 16 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-8994810 LIVE MUSIC AT HOTEL FISH AND LOUNGE 8 p.m., Live music every Thursday with Hondo. 87 North Road, Shinnecock Hills 631-728-9511

friday, may 24 JORDAN’S INITIATIVE RUN 5/24 & 5/25. The run will begin in Montauk at 7 a.m. and end 26 hours later at Ground Zero. Jordan’s Initative and Hope for the Warriors will be hosting 35 members of the 3rd Battalion 25 Marines, paying tribute to their fallen comrades and in honor of the brave first responders lost on 9/11. For info, contact Christian Haerter, 631-725-2489 EAST HAMPTON FARMERS MARKET 9 a.m.–1 p.m. Fridays, through 8/30. 136 North Main St. (Nick & Toni’s parking lot), East Hampton. PITCHFORK TO TABLE FORK COOKING SERIES AT QUOGUE LIBRARY 3 p.m. “The Usual Suspects” – Patty Gentry of Early Girl Farms shows how to forage usual suspects from the spring garden and prepare them in unusual ways. 90 Quogue St., Quogue. Please call to register, 631-653-4224 ext. 4 CANDELIGHT FRIDAYS 5–8 p.m., Wölffer Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Wines by the glass, bottles, mulled wine and cheese and charcuterie plates for purchase. No cover charge. 631-5375106

upcoming and ongoing 2013 DAN’S PAPERS LITERARY PRIZE FOR NONFICTION Dan’s Literary Prize will award a total of $6,000 to the top three writers selected by our panel of judges. Are you the best writer of nonfiction on the East End? Contest ends 7/31, First prize $5,000, Two Runners Up $500 each. Winners announced at the John Drew Theater of Guild Hall in East Hampton on 8/26. $25 per entry. Visit our website for official rules to enter, or email for more information, CANIO’S BOOKS ESSAY CONTEST Writers submit an original essay on the following theme: “Describe one thing–an emotion, insight, resource, practice, policy, habit, attitude–that humanity is increasingly going to need in order to build a better, more sustainable future.” 2,000 words max. Due 9/3. For more info, contact Canio’s Books, 290 Main Street, Sag Habor. 631-725-4926 caniosbooks. Send Calendar listings to before noon on Friday. Check out for more listings and events.

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR DASH Dear Dan, Congratulate David Rattiner for me on his tribute to Dash Marder. The stuff about playing Manhunt in Springs was really great and the story had a big heart. I was very impressed. Best, Terence Lane Montauk Thanks —DLR CARS Dear Dan, In last week’s “Classic Car” column, Robert Gelber cites that when a Ferrari Lusso was two years old (that would have been in 1966) he paid all of $4,200.00 to get one. He goes on to say that today that same car would cost someone “$500,000.” I make my living brokering high-end collectible automobiles (mainly Ferraris) and I can tell Mr. Gelber that $500,000 may be a sufficient sum for the purchase of that half of the car without the engine. It would be nearly impossible to find a Lusso today that costs less than around $1.1 million. A couple of them I know about, which are currently being restored, will have finished prices of $1.3 million and $1.4 million—if purchased well prior

to the completion of their restorations. Nicholas Saridakis Hampton Bays

end to picnics and parties on the beach. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Roger Rowlett East Hampton

Could you get a side view mirror for $100,000? —DR The dawgs have spoken. —DR DAWG Dear Dan, I am puzzled by Friday’s dog leash hearing in which nobody spoke in favor of the new ordinance yet the Village seems set on approving it. The only stated reason by Village officials has been the effect of dogs on picnickers. The problem is that picnickers for years have been flagrantly violating village codes 211-15, which prohibit open containers of alcohol. Everybody has turned a blind eye to the alcohol ban as there has been a joyous live-and-let-live attitude on the beach as long as nobody gets hurt. However if the Village decides to disrupt the status quo by singling out enforcement against one group at the behest of another group, that is already flagrantly violating the law, then there will be considerable trouble this summer. The Village will be forced into enforcing the alcohol ban and you can probably imagine the trouble and costs that will ensue once the Village has to put an

STILL Dear Dan, Love your paper, and at almost 82 years old, I do get laughs on you now and then. Your story on the Railroad Pickle Works (Calverton Fire Department). They never had one and still don’t to this day. My mother came to Manorville in 1907 at seven years old. Also my 92-year-old sister had a car wreck into a train at that crossing, train stopped, took her on board and dropped her off at Manorville Station as her car was wrecked. I like your stories Dan, keep it up. Elsie H. Brown Manorville Glad you’ve enjoyed the paper all these years. —DR Email your letters to


For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg. 48, Arts & Galleries Listings pg. 52, Calendar pg. 55

thursday, may 16 RHYME TIME –10:30 a.m. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, 10­ Bridgehampton. Songs, rhymes, stories and art exploration. Children ages 1–3. Contact Emily Herrick at 631-537-0015 STORIES, SONGS & PLAYTIME 10:30 a.m. John Jermain Library. 34 West Water Street, Sag Harbor. Librarian Susann will read a short story, do finger plays, sing songs & nursery rhymes, dance with children and put out toys for playtime. Ages 1–4. 631-725-0049 WIKUN VILLAGE PREVIEW WEEK AT SHINNECOCK MUSEUM 11 a.m.­ –5 p.m., through 5/20. Guided tours, singing and social dancing, children’s programs, traditional skills demos, gift giveaways and more at this free outdoor event. 631-287-4923 LEGO MANIA! 3:30–4:30 p.m. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. Create anything you like with Legos at the library! A great chance for parents to relax and socialize. Ages 4–10. Contact Emily Herrick at 631-537-0015 LEGO & GAMES 4 p.m. Thursdays. For children in kindergarten and up. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810 THE SOUTHAMPTON YOUTH BUREAU’S ACT TWO PROGRAM 6–7:30 p.m. Thursdays, The Hampton Bays Community Center, 25 Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. Act TWO is a teen theatre troupe that performs short plays about issues teens confront on a daily basis. Ages 13–18. 631-702-2421 “FLOWER DRUM SONG” SPRING MUSICAL AT ROSS SCHOOL 7 p.m. Also on 5/17 & 5/18. Featuring students in grades 7–12. $20/$10 students and seniors. Ross School Court Theater, 18 Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton.

friday, may 17 PUPPET PLAY GROUP AT GOAT On A BOat Puppet Theatre 9:30–11 a.m. Fridays. Free play, songs, games, circle fun, and a Minkie the Monkey puppet show. Ages 3 and under with their grown-ups. $15 members, $25 drop-in. 4 East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193

AFTER SCHOOL ART CLASSES 3:30–5 p.m. Fridays. After-school art classes for ages 4 to 11. 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377

saturday, may 18 DOROTHY P. FLINT NASSAU COUNTY 4-H CAMP 1–4 p.m. Also on 6/8. Come to open house and learn all about the summer sleep away camp for kids entering grades 4-10. 3186 Sound Avenue, Riverhead. 516-433-7970

CTREE OPEN HOUSE 5:30–­ 7:30 p.m. Therapeutic Riding Demonstrations. Meet the Board of Directors and Staff of CTREE Center for Therapeutic Horseback Riding on the East End. Wolffer Estate Stable, 41 Narrow Lane East, Sagaponack. 631-779-2581 AUTHOR PANEL: CURIOSER AND CURIOSER 6–7 p.m. Amagansett Free Library celebrates Children’s Book Week with Authors & Reviewers. For ages 9 to 90, any and all interested in children’s literature. Curiouser & Curiouser will be presented by a group of authors. 215 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-3810 ROSS SCHOOL COMMUNITY PROGRAMS PRESENTS AFTERNOONS AT ROSS Meet every Saturday afternoon for courses and workshops in art, art history, horseback riding, ice skating, gymnastics, comic book creation, clay, pottery, fiber fusion, newspaper, theatre arts, hip-hop and world dance. 18 Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton. For the full list of programs, visit afternoons and to sign up, please call 631-907-5555 or email

sunday, may 19 SUNDAY STORY TIME 1:30 p.m. East Hampton Library, 159 Main Street, East Hampton. Open up your child’s mind with stories from our picture book collections. Ages 3–plus. 631-324-0222 SUNDAY GAMES 3:30­ –4:30 p.m. Sundays. John Jermain Library. 34 West Water Street, Sag Harbor. Get away from TV screens and challenge your friends or family to a friendly board game competition. We’ll provide a variety of games including Chutes & Ladders, Candyland, Apples to Apples and others. Ages 3–9. 631-725-0049

monday, may 20 PUPPET PLAY GROUP AT GOAT On A BOat Puppet Theatre 9:30–11 a.m. Free play, songs, games, circle fun, and a Minkie the Monkey puppet show. Ages 3 and under with their grown-ups. $15 members, $25 drop-in. 4 East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193 TOT ART AT Goat On A BOat Puppet Theatre 10:45 a.m. For kids ages 2–4 and their grown-ups. An hour of crafty fun! $15 members/$25 drop-in. 4 East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193 WIGGLE AND GIGGLE WITH BOOKS 11:30–noon, East Hampton Library, 159 Main Street, East Hampton. Children will enjoy this interactive time with books as they listen to the words and move with the story. Babies–3 years. 631-324-0222 ext.2 ROSS SCHOOL AFTERNOON CLASSES Ross School offers classes for all grade levels K–5, such as Art: Meet the Masters, Art Around the World, Art: Fiber Fusion, Clay: The “Glass” Menagerie, Clay: Form and Function, Hip Hop & World Dance, Gymnastics, Nature Discovery, Progressive Athletics, Introduction to Theater Arts, Advanced Theater Arts, Robotics. 18 Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton. 631-907-5555

FIRST STORY TIME Tuesdays, 10:15–11 a.m. For caregivers and their tots through 4 years old. Join us for stories, flannel boards, puppets, songs and fun. A perfect introduction to story time for young children. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810

wednesday, may 22 BABIE BOOGIES AND TODDLERS TANGO AT WESTHAMPTON FREE LIBRARY ­ 10 a.m. & 11 a.m., For ages 3–23 months and ages 2­ –4 years Get ready to wiggle and giggle with Miss Nicole and clap your hands and stomp your feet, 7 Library Avenue, Westhampton Beach, 631-288-3335 GROW WITH ME: MOMMY AND ME YOGA 11 a.m. It’s never too early to begin to nurture the body/mind/spirit connection in children. Parents are invited to bring their children (1–4 years old) to the Quogue Library. 90 Quogue Street 631-653-4224 TEEN AND TWEEN GAME NIGHT AT MONTAUK LIBRARY 6–6:45 p.m. is for grades 3-6. 6:45–7:30 p.m. is for grades 6+. 871 Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-3377

thursday, may 23 RHYME TIME –10:30 a.m. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, 10­ Bridgehampton. Songs, rhymes, stories and art exploration. Children ages 1–3. Contact Emily Herrick at 631-537-0015 STORIES, SONGS & PLAYTIME 10:30 a.m. John Jermain Library. 34 West Water Street, Sag Harbor. A short story, sing songs & nursery rhymes, dance with children and put out toys for playtime. Ages 1-4. 631-725-0049 LEGO MANIA! 3:30–4:30 p.m. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. Create anything you like with Legos at the library! Ages 4–10. Contact Emily Herrick at 631-537-0015 KIDS’ TAEKWONDO 4­ –5 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Kids develop coordination, focus and confidence. Ages 6–12. $10/class. Evolution fitness, 33 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-488-4252 Send Kids’ Calendar listings to before noon on Friday. Check out for more listings and events.

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STORY & CRAFT TIME 3:30 p.m. Join for a story and craft, with a different theme each week. Perfect for families. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810

THE ART OF PLAY 10–11 a.m., For children from birth to 4 years old. Special time for parents and caregivers to play with their young children. Toys, puzzles, dramatic play, art exploration and more. Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015


MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES 9:30 or 10:30 a.m. Fridays. Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton Turnpike, Bridgehampton. For more information contact Ina Ferrara 631-764-4180. For other locations, registration, and schedule, visit

SWADDLE WADDLE AT CMEE 11 a.m. Get a sneak peak at this new class at Children’s Museum of the East End. Fun shakers, noise-makers, yoga/stretching, parachutes, flashcards, shapes and more! This intro class will be $5 for members, $15 for non-members. For ages 4 months–3 years. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike. 631-537-8250

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LEGO CLUB 10 a.m.–noon. Saturdays. Children’s Museum of the East End. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike. Construct works of art using the thousands of Legos at the Museum. 631-537-8250

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Spring Wines for Spring Foods “The Perfect Pairing.” Chefs, sommeliers and wine industry folks talk about “it” all the time. Wine X is the “perfect match” for this Dish Y. I’m going to let you in on a little secret—most of the time it’s nothing more than hyperbole. For every dish, there are a great many wines that will taste delicious alongside it. Will they all be mind blowing—or even “perfect?” No, but that doesn’t mean you won’t have a great dining experience. Pairing wine with food isn’t nearly as difficult as many would have you believe. If the food is good, the wine is good and the friends you’re dining with are good—you’re going to do just fine. I’m not saying you should pair that porterhouse cooked black and blue with a delicate Mosel riesling, but you could drink a local merlot, some grower Champagne, Napa cabernet, Paso zinfandel or even a rich, concentrated chardonnay with it and enjoy yourself. That’s not to say that there aren’t pairings that really do take both the food and the wine—a key point—to another level. Those pairings do exist, but they are rare and in my experience often happen by accident and with wines you may not expect. So when people ask me about wine pairing rules, I

typically counter with guidelines. It’s rare that you’re with parmesan cheese, I’d reach for rosé—especially eating a single food, prepared simply anyway. That one with some cabernet franc in it, which brings porterhouse could come with a red wine-mushroom herbal and subtle vegetal notes to match the spring sauce, or a béarnaise sauce, or a salsa verde. Each veggies. On the other hand, you could drink a red cabernet franc, but probably one without obvious changes the dish dramatically. When all else fails, I lean on bubbly, riesling oak. Look to Anthony Nappa Wines or Bedell Cellars for such a cab franc. and pinot noir—the common Chevre. denominator being acidity, which is The first goat’s milk chevre of the always welcome at the table. Even season might as well be a holiday sweeter styles of wines are only in my house—and we almost always welcome on my table if they are reach for local sauvignon blanc. It’s vibrant with acidity. not a particularly creative pairing, My editor has asked for some but it works consistently—whether wine pairings for local, seasonal the cheese is on a cheeseboard with foods—always something worth baguette or stirred into a sauce. discussing. But as I said, I’m going My favorite sauvignon blanc come to offer some guidelines rather than from Macari Vineyards, Paumanok rules. Ultimately, you should try a Vineyards, Channing Daughters few things and see what you like best Winery and Palmer Vineyards. with whatever is in front of you at Lamb. You’ll see a lot of lamb on breakfast, lunch or dinner. menus—and I’ve seen it more at my Fresh Peas and/or Asparagus. butcher lately too—in the spring. A These are some of the first great many Long Island red wines will vegetables you’ll find at farmstands shine with simply prepared lamb, but and farmers markets at this time I prefer either a cool vintage merlot of year—and they’re considered or a cabernet franc. Both will have difficult pairings in some circles. Of Bottle of red, bottle of white... a gentle herbal edge that picks up on course you are probably eating them as part of a dish or as a side, not the main course, so the rosemary I love with lamb. Try it with Roanoke don’t worry so much about them. But if you’re eating Vineyards cabernet franc or a merlot from Clovis something like a spring pea and asparagus risotto Point or Pellegrini Vineyards.

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Lotsa Pasta for a Quick Dinner By silvia lehrer

When there’s nothing in the house to eat—there’s always pasta, olive oil, cheese, salt and pepper, standard ingredients in the fridge and cupboard. When I need a quick dinner after a busy day, my go-to pasta is aglio e olio with olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper and lots of fresh parsley, and when I want to try something new there’s always Giuliano Bugialli’s book on pasta for inspiration. I met a couple from Rome, about a year or so ago and the conversation naturally went the way of food. They described a mouthwatering recipe for a classic Roman pasta dish, cacio e pepe. It sounded perfect for a quick, simple and tasty last-minute supper. Made with oil, butter, grated Pecorino and lots of freshly ground pepper and that’s it, I was intrigued. I consulted Bugialli on Pasta, and found his recipe for cacio e pepe. Being a Tuscan there was a fair amount of butter and regular Parmesan cheese. “No, no,” said the Roman couple, “We use olive oil and the cheese must be Pecorino with lots of pepper.” The ingredients clung to the toothsome pasta for a satisfyingly rich and peppery dish. AGLIO E OLIO FOR TWO My go-to pasta when there’s nothing in the house to eat! Through my many Italian culinary experiences, I’ve learned that grated cheese is never added to this dish. Variations can, however, include fresh herbs such as basil, torn into thirds.

1/2 pound spaghetti or linguini Kosher salt for the pasta water 1/4 cup plus 1-2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided 2 large cloves garlic, finely chopped 1/8 – 1/4 teaspoon red chili flakes Kosher salt and freshly-ground pepper 1/2 cup coarsely chopped flat leaf Italian parsley

low heat. Add garlic to oil and sauté about 30 to 40 seconds, Add chili flakes, salt and pepper to taste and sauté until garlic is lightly golden, about 1 1/2 minutes. Do not allow garlic to brown. Keep warm over very low heat. 3. When pasta is ready, ladle 2 to 3 tablespoons pasta water to the skillet with the garlic and drain the pasta. Return to the saucepan the pasta cooked in; pour over the garlic, oil sauce and toss well until the pasta is well coated. Add the parsley; toss and serve at once on warm plates. Drizzle each serving with a bit of oil, if desired. CACIO E PEPE A classic Roman dish with grated cheese and coarsely ground black pepper. Pepper is a definite flavoring in this dish and important enough to be in the title of the recipe Serves 4

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1. Bring a large, 5 to 6 quart, saucepan of water to a boil, and cover over high heat.

1 pound spaghetti or vermicelli Kosher salt 3 tablespoons unsalted butter 3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil 2/3 to 3/4 cup freshly grated Pecorino Romano 3 to 4 tablespoons freshly ground black pepper*

Add a tablespoon or so of salt to the pasta water and adjust heat to a brisk simmer. Add the pasta and separate strands with a pasta fork or tongs. Cook pasta, uncovered, at a rolling boil for 10 to 12 minutes until al dente, or firm to the bite

1. Bring a large, 5 to 6 quart, saucepan of cold water to the boil and cover over high heat. Add a tablespoon or so of salt to the pasta water and adjust heat to a brisk simmer. Add the pasta and separate strands with a pasta fork or tongs. Cook pasta uncovered, with water at a rolling boil for 10 to 12 minutes until al dente or “firm to the bite.”

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Food Around Town Dock to Dish of Montauk is a new community-sponsored fishing co-operative based on bringing the “catch of the day” directly to restaurants to be served that night. The co-operative is pioneering a return to the way fresh seafood has traditionally reached its market with respect to seasonality and the local economy. A variety of local Long Island and New England fish that will be provided includes: black bass, blowfish, bluefish, haddock, hake, monkfish, Pollock, porgy, skate, striped bass, summer flounder, redfish, swordfish, tilefish, tunas, wreckfish, Mahi Mahi, snappers, mullet, triggerfish and wahoo. New memberships require the purchase of a “Beginner Box” for $114 per subscription. 917-853-8559 Bostwick’s Chowder House in East Hampton has announced an afternoon snack special every Thursday and Friday 3–5 p.m. The special features half-priced appetizers and raw bar items including seared tuna with crispy wontons, seaweed salad and spicy Asian and wasabi sauces; baked stuffed clams; smoked crab dip with crackers as well as pints of beer ($4) and well drinks ($6). The special is available at the bar and at tables. 631-324-1111 Rowdy Hall in East Hampton has announced a new spring menu available daily for dinner 5-10 p.m. New dinner selections include pan roasted local fish

with saffron mussel broth, fava beans and fingerling potatoes ($24); BBQ St. Louis Ribs with house-made cole slaw and corn bread ($24); and duck breast with English pea and Amber Waves Farm organic wheat berry salad and red currant demi glace ($26). 631-324-8555 Indian Wells Tavern in Amagansett offers brunch on Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Brunch items include eggs benedict with poached eggs, Canadian bacon and hollandaise sauce on a toasted English muffin with home fries ($9); classic breakfast including two eggs any style with choice of meat, home fries and toast ($9); and pancakes available regular ($7), blueberry and banana ($9). 631-267-0400 Southampton Social Club in Southampton serves a weekly prix fixe available Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday until 7:30 p.m. The three-course prix fixe is $35 and may include steamed Prince Edward Island mussels with saffron, garlic and shallot white wine broth and a toasted baguette; seared Long Island duck breast with sweet potato fries, French beans and a dried cherry demiglaze; and Caribbean spiced Mahi-Mahi with sweet potato hash, cucumber relish and a passion fruit buerre-blanc. 631-287-1400 First & South in Greenport is open for brunch on Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Brunch options include tortilla Espanola with arugula and pickled onion ($12); black bean burger with fried green tomato, queso blanco and Sriracha mayo ($16); and bangers and mash with chicken apple sausage, mashed potatoes, brown gravy and poached egg ($14). 631-333-2200

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Pasta with extra virgin olive oil...delicioso!

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The Luck of Irish Flavors esthampton Beach cookbook author Margaret M. Johnson has done it again with Celebrating Grand Places & Glorious Food, Flavors of Ireland (Ambassador Books), her seventh Irish cookery book to date. The pleasures of Ireland should NOT be reserved for St. Patrick’s Day! In fact, with Johnson’s mix of traditional and modern Irish cuisine you can happily “go Irish” every day of the year. Sure there’s a lotta’ lamb, but how about some Duck Breast with Caramelized Shallots and Port Wine Sauce or Pan Seared Sole with Capers, Tomatoes and Lemon Butter? The recipes are well organized by meal or course, such as “Starters, Soups, Salads” and “Breakfast Brunch, Breads.” On the day that I received this book at the Dan’s Papers offices I turned immediately to the “Grand Finales” section—wow! Then I made her traditional Spotted Dog as soon as I got home. Thank you, Margaret Johnson, for bringing the unique flavor of raisins and caraway seeds back to me! Like a scone but better. Of, course everything’s better with Irish butter… A natural storyteller, Johnson clearly revels in all things Irish and all things delish. I appreciate her many references to Irish history. These recipes have me excited about exploring my Irish heritage and the gorgeous photos in the book have me pining for a trip to the Emerald Isle. By incorporating recipes from top chefs across that country, she’s effectively provided a map for crossing Ireland on your stomach. Even more helpful—one can actually book a tour to travel with the author across Ireland! There’s even a map with the country’s food products superimposed over the

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goat cheese and frisée; the combination of flavors satisfying my taste for a healthy, unique salad. But the pièce de résistance was the Meatless Meatballs, which were made with quinoa and lentils and served with whole wheat pasta and Gurney’s famous Italian sauce. The meatballs are incredibly filling, but at the same time, also light. I never missed the meat and, as a bonus, quinoa is high in protein and low in cholesterol and fat. Yum! Not waking up in the middle of the night with an intense thirst for water is the hallmark of a truly great meal. I went to work Tuesday refreshed from both sleep and the mental benefits of spending an evening on Montauk time. The daily specials through Memorial Day include weekend brunch, Sunday pasta nights, Prime Rib Wednesdays, Prix Fixes and kids’ menus. The Montauk Music Festival Kick-off party will be held at Gurney’s at 8 p.m. on Thursday, May 16. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345

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A Guide to Local Favorites southampton and hampton bays 75 MAIN RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE Italian/American $$$ Executive chef Mark Militello. Open daily, 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Dinner 4:30 p.m.-midnight, 75 Main Street, Southampton. 631-283-7575, BUCKLEY’S INN BETWEEN Irish/American $$ A family-friendly restaurant with an extensive menu including their famous burger, steaks, salads and authentic Irish fare. Offering a great selection of beers on tap, including Guinness, Harp and Bass. Fantastic Value Nights: Monday build-your-own-burger and twofor-one wings at the bar; Tuesday is two-for-one entrées; Wednesday three-course prix fixe; Thursday Steak Night. 139 Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7197, MATSULIN Asian $$ Finest Asian Cuisine. Zagat-Rated. Lunch, Dinner, Sushi and Sake Bar. Catering available. Open daily from noon. 131 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838,

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restaurant in North Fork wine country showcases fresh, local ingredients. Voted Best Of The Best Bar, bringing topnotch artists to the East End. Reservations recommended.  631-298-8080, ORIENT BY THE SEA Seafood $ Restaurant and full-service marina. Offering an extensive menu of local seafood and fresh vegetables. Located next to Cross Sound Ferry. Dine while you overlook beautiful Gardiners Bay on our outdoor deck. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 40200 Main Road, Orient. 631-323-2424, PORTO BELLO Italian $$ Celebrating 21 years, in their original location on the waterfront at 1410 Manhanset Ave., Brewer’s Marina, Greenport. Offering local and imported wines, Porto Bello is one of the North Fork’s hidden treasures! 631-477-1515.

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Buoy One Seafood & Steak $$ Offering the freshest fish and finest steaks, daily specials, Eat in or Take out. Call to inquire about our Buoy One Clam Bake. 62 Montauk Hwy., Westhampton 631-998-3808 & 1175 W. Main Street, Riverhead 631-208-9737, Also in Huntington! Roadhouse Pizza Brick Oven Pizza $ Nestled on the Peconic River in Riverhead, dine inside or outside while enjoying Brick Oven Pizza, fresh salads, pasta and hot and cold heroes made to order. Gluten-free pizza and pasta available. Beer and wine available. On-and-off premises catering available. Located at 1111 W. Main St., Riverhead. 631-208-9888, TWEED’S Continental $$ Located in historic Riverhead, Tweed’s Restaurant & Buffalo Bar in the J.J. Sullivan Hotel serves the finest local food specialties and wines representing the best L.I. vineyards. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 17 E. Main St. 631-208-3151, Check out for more dining listings and events.

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HOME SERVICES a division of Custom modular Homes of long island

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east end since 1982


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Full Service Dealer with Discount Prices. Service Contract with Automatic Delivery Available. Credit Card Discounts.


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CR Wood Floors


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Landscaping & Masonry

Landscaping & garden Maintenance



$100 from every installation and $5 from every service call will be donated to the American Cancer Society 25200

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Hedge Trimming Tree Planting Tree removal irrigation Work Fences Bobcat services

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Excellent references Free estimates 23490

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To Our Clients THANK YOU

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Greenland Family Farms Tag a Tree from our 17 acre nursery for Spring Planting

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Countryside Lawn & Tree

Superior Landscaping Solutions, Inc.

Linda Nelson

open: 8:30am-6pm Monday–Friday


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HOME SERVICES We hang wallpaper beautifully.

Mold Testing and Inspection WCall for Details


New York CitY the hAMPtoNs GreeNwiCh


High End Reconstruction We Will Work With Your Ins Co. Direct House Management/Property Caretaking Services also avail. • EH, SH, Suffolk, Nassau, 5 boroughs Lic’d, Ins’d

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interior & exterior




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Ins. xxxxx

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For More Than 40 Years

(631) 283-3000 * (212) 924-4181 * (631) 329-5601



All major credit cards accepted.

LIC/INS. LIC#45517-H





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Licensed and Insured 18153


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Licensed & Insured

Molding/Trim Work H Deck Repair H Owner on all jobs H

mold removal

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the 1st Time

• Interior/Exterior Painting • Windows/Doors/Decks • Flooring/Trimwork • Basements/Remodeling

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Family Owned & Operated

NYS DOT T35255 LIC/INS • US DOT 1086657 24176

H Wallpaper Removal H Spackling H Sheet Rock Repair H H Tile Work H Demolition H H Interior/Exterior Painting Specialists H

Over 20 Yrs Experience

Get the Job H Done Right

$1,000 with this ad & suffolk for over 25 years

serving nassau


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25 Years Serving Long Island for over

EH# 7268

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HOME SERVICES PoweRwash - stain Venetian PlasteR sPaCkling - steetRoCk

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Amagansett Eric F. Norris to Donna & Troy Ruhanen , 71 Hedges Lane, $3,717,000

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Susan Menu to Joshua M. Holmes, 115 Hedges Lane, $2,445,000

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East Quogue James A. McCole to Robert Fraher, 5 Sunset Avenue, $550,000

Cutchogue John & Mary Lou Wickham to John & Mary Lou Wickham, New Suffolk Road, $600,000

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Beefeater . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1.75 Bombay Sapphire . . . . . . . 1.75 Brooklyn Small Batch . . . . . . . Gilbey's . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1.75 Hendrick's . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lit Plymouth . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lit Tanqueray . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1.75

27.95 34.93 39.99 13.97 37.48 30.25 31.98

6.99 5.75 9.99 7.33






, 2013




Palmer Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9.82 Pellegrini Cabernet Franc . . . . 12.66 Pindar Winter White 2 Pack . . 9.00 Pleasures Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . 12.21 Raphael Estate Merlot . . . . . . . 10.53 Schneider Potato Barn Chard 6.73 Sonoma-Cutrer Chardonnay. . 19.64

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11 ER




AY 27,









10 AM - 4PM

ose Grey Goka Vod


5 7 $ PERS



11.22 10.99 7.46 6.99 19.86 8.92 21.81 5.64

one t s k c a l B Merlot



Apothic Red . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Blackstone Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . Borghese Chardonnay . . . . . . . Cupcake Chardonnay . . . . . . . .

Dreaming Tree Cabernet . . . . . Lieb Pinot Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . Loredona Viognier . . . . . . . . . . . Menage a Trois Red . . . . . . . . . Mondavi Napa Cabernet ‘10 . . Montauk Playhouse Chard . . . Orogeny Pinot Noir '11 . . . . . . . Osprey's Dominion Chard . . . .


$ 75



27.99 36.79 19.99 14.99 18.99

15.51 17.99 1.5L 19.99 , 2013 10.92 , MAY 27 ONDAY UGH M D THRO O O G 19.84 ER CARD PERSAV WITH SU 16.78 TEQUILA 29.99 41.63 Cabo Wabo Blanco . . . . . . . . . . 21.93 35.26 Cuervo Gold . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lit 16.92 El Buho Mezcal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28.75 Herradura Blanco . . . . . . . . . Lit 22.67 Maestro Dobel. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33.95 Milagro Silver . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16.99 Patron Silver . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 38.99 AMERICA



Absolut Vodka . . . . . . . . . . 1.75 Ciroc Coconut . . . . . . . . . . . . Lit Georgi 2 Pack . . . . . . . . . . . 1.75 Pinnacle Whipped Cream 1.75 Skyy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1.75

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850 County Rd. 39 Southampton, NY 11968 631.353.3313


, 2013

Canadian Club . . . . . . . . . . 1.75 Basil Hayden's 8yr . . . . . . . . . . . Blanton's . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Buffalo Trace . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bulleit Bourbon . . . . . . . . . 1.75 Crown Royal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lit Eagle Rare 10yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey Lit Gentleman Jack . . . . . . . . . 1.75 Jack Daniel's Honey . . . . . . . Lit


1033 Fort Salonga Rd. Northport, NY 11768 631.757.2187

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41.99 59.08 57.68 52.99 45.91 25.99


1.75L , 2013

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