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Honoring the Artist: Doug Reina Take a look at the website of this week’s cover artist, Doug Reina, and you’ll discover something interesting: a mixture of sizes, styles and subjects evoking diverse local color found on the East End. But these images aren’t the usual kind. There are no typical luscious landscapes, tall windmills or chic shops, only farm trucks, real people and a lion. A lion? Yes, that’s right—a statute of a lion that sits outside an antique store on the side of the road. It’s the same site where Reina found the artificial dinosaur gracing this week’s cover. It’s a bit startling, of course, but Reina is not a complacent artist; he’s on the lookout for the unusual. As he’s fond of saying, “If you’re open to the world, the world will open up to you.” Q: What is it that attracted you to the cover image? After all, this isn’t something you made up. You actually saw the dinosaur. A: Yes, it’s real. My family has been going out to Montauk since the 1970s, and we always pass that statuary place on Route 27 in Southampton. I saw the dinosaur outside looming over the passing cars on the highway; I stopped, set up my easel and painted it, plein air style. Q: So what does this say about how you create art? A: There’s always a creative narrative in my head. I just take my paints and go out into the world. I go off the beaten path. Q: You were a TV news reporter for years, for Channel 55 and Viacom. How does that relate to “going off the beaten path?” A: You have to go out and look for news. You can’t wait for news to come to you. It’s the quest that counts. Q: Like what you do now as an artist. In your various quests, you have discovered some interesting scenes and subjects like one on your web with this man sitting among some cars. A: That’s Marty sitting with his cars. The image was just poetry. Someone said the painting turned the place into a car museum.

Q: Another connection between your news experience and your art is a TV project you’re working on now. A: I’m working on a pilot show (actually I’m editing four shows) called “This Thing Called Art.” It’s shot in high definition; we went to a company in Brooklyn that makes canvases. Q: What other TV shows would you like to do? A: Perhaps visiting the studios of artists like April Gornik and Eric Fischl. Q: When it comes to art, what else motivates you to paint what you paint? A: There’s a lot of competition out there when it comes to painters. There are a lot of good artists who paint the heck out of landscape. But there’s only one Jasper Johns or Willem deKooning. I want to paint like no one else. Q: How important is that to you connect with other artists? A: I’m on a path to meet other artists. I’d like to do a monthly get-together where we could share ideas and support one another. Q: Your experience with The New York Foundation for the Arts was encouraging in this regard. A: Yes. I was selected to participate in the statewide Mark Program. A group of artists met at the East End Arts Council in Riverhead; we learned how to promote ourselves. We had to give a talk and a power point presentation. The group has decided to do an exhibit at the Suffolk County Community College Museum. Q: You also have a philosophy concerning other ways to develop as an artist. A: I want to continue growing. I love to do painting, but research and development is important to me. I like to try something new—to blow out the pipes. —Marion Wolberg Weiss Doug Reina’s website is His work will be on display at Gallery North in Setauket until May 30.

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Yes or No Want a Gambling Casino at Your House?Now’s the Time to Decide By Dan Rattiner During the last six months, as it becomes increasingly apparent that the Shinnecock Indian Reservation is going to be declared a Federally recognized Native American tribe, everybody is climbing on the bandwagon to recommend that they help the tribe get one of those new fangled gambling casinos. The City of New York is working on linking up the Shinnecocks with the Javitts Center. Belmont Raceway has met with them about having the casino. Riverhead says it would be okay to have a gambling casino in Calverton. A developer in Chicago took tribal members up to the Catskills to look into the idea of a casino there. And just a week ago, Nassau County says it’s in talks with the Shinnecocks about having them put their casino next to the Nassau Coliseum. Everybody, it seems, wants a casino. Or at least wants to be on record about whether they are for or against a casino on their land. Just a few days ago, legislation was proposed in Southampton that if passed would PREVENT the Shinnecocks from having a casino adjacent to the Gabreski Airport in Westhampton. All these places were in the works. What if they decided on HERE? The thing is, you just never know where a Shinnecock casino could pop up. There are billions of dollars at stake. The Shinnecocks say that they’d consider having several casinos. Dan Rattiner’s second memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS TOO: Further Encounters with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, will be published in hardcover beginning May 16. The first memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS, published by Random House, is now available in paperback.

This behavior contrasts sharply with the behavior of practically all public officials for 20 years prior to today. Back then, NOBODY wanted a casino. Now, with federal recognition around the corner, the Shinnecocks can have one. So everybody is lining up to have one. After all, though, the casino may be five years or more down the road, but it’s important to get on the list now. They’re going to have to start planning soon.

The thing is, you just never know where a Shinnecock casino could pop up. Under the circumstances, I thought to talk to my wife. “What do you think?” I asked her. “Are we for it or against it.” “What?” “Having the casino at our house? Do we want to get on the list?” “Is this something we have to decide today?” “If we want to be seriously considered. They’re going to look at the possibilities. Belmont. The Catskills. Riverhead. The Nassau Coliseum. Three Mile Harbor Road. They’re all offering up their places.” We took a vote. It was two against, and none in favor. The dog abstained. So no we won’t be on the list. Next I thought about the Dan’s Papers office. I went over there and got the staff together. “The upside is that it could mean billions of

dollars. The downside is we only have 16 parking spaces.” “What about playing cards? Could we just allow card playing?” one of them asked. I told them no. “What if we have the casino just Thursday to Sunday. We need the place to do the newspaper from Monday to Wednesday.” Another no. The idea was floated that we use the office for the paper in the daytime, then turn the place over to the casino people from sunset to sunrise. But somebody wondered about our finding people drunk and asleep in the morning on the layout tables. So that didn’t fly either. Eventually, a vote was called. It was 34 against having the casino at Dan’s Papers and one person in favor. He said that a billion dollars was a lot of money and this was just too compelling for him. So Dan’s Papers, by majority vote, is on record as not wanting a gambling casino at our office. So whoever you are out there, write that down. As for you, you really owe it to yourself to consider how you stand regarding whatever property you are involved with. The Ross School people ought to decide. Certainly SUNY Southampton should be on one list or the other. And what about the horse show grounds in Bridgehampton? That place is only in use for about one week a year. That’s another possibility. Otherwise, three years from now, a big press conference will be held where the Shinnecocks and developers get up in front of a microphone, roll out a long list and say, “We have decided upon the location of the new Shinnecock Indian Casino—and it will be at the home of Ralph Atkinson at 4236 East Quogue-Riverhead Road. Congratulations!!” And everybody cheers.

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First published in Dan’s Papers Montauk Pioneer, Late July 1965 By Dan Rattiner The project was preposterous. One could read the article in the New York World Telegram on June 30 and wonder if it were serious. Miss Britt Sullivan began her proposed 3,178mile swim to Europe when she entered the Atlantic off Coney Island last Wednesday. The article was serious. On the 1st of July, 1964, the second anniversary of her Montauk swim, Sullivan was splashing away somewhere south of Far Rockaway. Everything happened very fast on the night of the 1st of July. Sullivan swam along in the black darkness of the ocean, going up one side of a wave and down the other. Her escort boat, the large Marine Center 65, had to stay a good distance away from the swimmer for fear of hitting her in the rough water. There were searchlights on the ship, but they weren’t very effective. Then, about midnight, Sullivan simply disappeared. She swam up the side of a wave out of view of the escort boat, and that was the last anyone ever saw of her. She never came back down the near side. The escort boat waited awhile expecting her to

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appear, their concern turned to worry, then to fear. Twenty minutes of searching didn’t turn her up. They radioed the Coast Guard. At first the Coast Guard thought the message was from the Marine Circus. Everything connected with the fantastic swim seemed to be a circus. They were quite skeptical that Sullivan had been lost at sea. It seemed more likely that she had crawled back on board the escort boat, or had been picked up in some elaborately workedout hoax. Still a life might actually be at stake, Sullivan could well be lost at sea where the Coast Guard might find her and save her life. Coast Guard search planes left airports for the area near the Marine Center. Helicopters went aloft. Several Cutters moved into the ocean. And

as the radio and television stations began to report the bulletin over the air, telephone call upon telephone call began coming into the Coast Guard headquarters, each one telling the Coast Guard to call off its search—that the whole thing was a hoax and a publicity stunt. Was it indeed a hoax? Or was Sullivan really lost at sea? No one knows the true facts to this day. The Coast Guard boarded the Marine Center while it was still at sea yet couldn’t find Sullivan. They interrogated all the crew members without positive result. And in spite of an extensive Coast Guard search, crisscrossing the ocean acre by acre, no trace of the swimmer was ever found. The Coast Guard returned to harbor without results. “Coast Guardsmen risked their lives looking for Sullivan,” a Coast Guard official said. On July second, after the search was completed, the Coast Guard teletyped the following report back to their headquarters in Manhattan. July 2 1. SITUATION A. ACTIVE SEARCH BY CG AIRCRAFT AND PATROL BOATS SECURED AFTER ALL (continued on page 30)

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Eavesdropping It Was Like I Died & Got to Hear All the Comments at My Funeral By Dan Rattiner Last Monday at four in the afternoon, The Southampton Press posted a story on its web site that led a lot of its readers to believe that Dan’s Papers was going out of business. Why they did this I don’t know. Dan’s Papers is 50 years old, continues on and is profitable. What’s really happening is that the parent company of Dan’s Papers, a nationwide outfit in Cincinnati that owns nearly 100 newspapers, is going through a financial restructuring. It’s like the bankruptcy that General Motors or Chrysler or Newsday went through. It doesn’t affect Buzz Chew Chevrolet or Storms Motors in Southampton. Other media wrote stories about this and got a few details wrong. Nobody got it so wrong as did The Southampton Press. (Note: We publish The

Southampton Press website item in its entirety at the end of this article. See for yourself.) Interestingly, The Southampton Press story did result in a lot of their bloggers expressing their feelings about Dan’s Papers and either lamenting its passing or saying, good riddance, it is gone. I was really, really interested in this. Since I have spent 50 years of my life at this, it was like I’d died and gone to my own funeral. I could eavesdrop on what people were saying about me. “What goes up must come down,” was the first sentence of the first post, put there by PBR of Southampton. “Good riddance to that rag of a paper,” wrote BIGJimbo12 of East Quogue. “It was never a newsworthy thing to be called a newspaper. Catered to ‘east of the canal’ snots.”

“Amazing how someone with so little writing ability and ridiculously high advertising rates could last as long as he did. Why those idiots in Cincinnati would waste their money on such an inferior product is hard to figure out,” wrote Realdeal of Southampton. “Brown Publishing way overpaid for the paper in the first place. I believe the number was close to 7 mill. Tuff to make that back in this economic climate,” wrote tito of East Hampton. (It was more than double that.) “I grew up with Dan’s…was great…then he bought into the scene and thought it could become about him. Forgot about the fundamentals…” wrote Kelly of Hampton Bays. “Good riddance!” wrote johnj of Westhampton. “For those of you above claiming to be ad-buy(continued on next page)

MEANDERING THROUGH THE HAMPTONS OUTBACK By Dan Rattiner It’s all how you look at it. I dare say that most people who come out to the Hamptons consider the vast stretches of woods and dunes out here either as scenery to be treasured and prized or as an opportunity—for development—to divide it up and sell it off and make a profit, and move the economy just a little bit further forward. And then there are others. Many years ago, two brothers from Leningrad got off a plane in John F. Kennedy Airport and called me up. I had met them during a long-ago trip to the Soviet Union. Now they were making me a visit. Surprise! I drove into JFK and picked them up and brought them out. And as we were driving up Steven Hands Path toward my home, one of

them looked out the window to all the summer homes nestled deep in those woods and asked me, simply “Those berries in there, good enough

to eat?” Thus do perspectives vary. And yet, there is still another view of the woodlands and dunes of this community. Last Saturday morning, a sunny May morning, my wife and I dressed in hiking clothes and headed off to a place in Napeague that I know quite well—as a dirt road that heads out through some woods and dunes to the beach. But that was not the plan for that day. Chris held up a half page she had torn out of Dan’s Papers. It consisted of a map and some dotted lines and was accompanied by some copy from Ken Kindler, who writes a column about trails in the Hamptons. “This one starts about two miles east of where (continued on page 20)

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ers—if you enjoy this website and the paper that owns it, why not consider advertising in quality papers like The Press. Your ad dollars can preserve an important community watchdog…Or if you already buy ads in local papers—upgrade your smaller ads to bigger ones!” wrote Mr. Suffolk (Twin Forks). “Hmmmm,” I thought. Who is writing these blogs anyway? Come to think of it, isn’t it true that these blogs entries are censored by an employee of The Southampton Press? What else is this person doing? Well, later on there came a time when it seemed to me the censor was going on coffee breaks leaving nobody minding the switch from time to time. Now there were bloggers who had come to the funeral and were rushing to defend me and the paper. “You know what?” wrote Joe Hampton (Southampton), “I advertise in Dan’s for over six years and I think it is a great value. Why is it you are always complaining about something?” “I advertise in Dan’s Papers every summer and it’s a very important source of income,” wrote Roban of East Hampton. “I would not like to see it go under. It obviously is a source that is important to summer visitors as well. Yes the price is high, but so is the return on my investment.” “Good luck Dan…We love you!!! All things aside. You are an institution and a lot of fun!!” wrote Kelly of Hampton Bays. “Who will do those amazing stories about Monte Farber and Amy Zerner?” wrote ride the truth wave of Southampton. “Will the last local burn the last copy this winter in the woodstove,

please!” “Without Dan’s Papers, how am I going to know who’s turn it is to feed the shark?” wrote bird of Southampton. Finally, there was THIS post by 1168dposer of Water Mill. I think this explains it all. “I normally don’t get involved in the community here as you all have such a close relationship, one hates to intrude. However, this seems too good to miss out on. Having bought advertising for local businesses I worked for in the past (Sag Harbor, East Hampton, Bridgehampton) I have a pretty good feel of what the real “costs” are of all the papers out here—I have to laugh at the comments from those who think a paper that distributes under 10,000 or even under 20,000 is a better “value” than one that regularly prints over 30,000 (they claim 52,000 in some media kits but I know it’s more like 35-42 year round) figure that out per 1,000 papers and you’ll realize Dan’s is a bargain. “Don’t get me wrong, The Press and even The Sag Harbor Express are excellent community papers and I’ve enjoyed The Star for a long time. However, Dan’s is way different. They “cover” (although I don’t consider them a real newspaper—more like a fun take on the local scene and entertaining reading) both forks and Montauk, support the artistic community out here strongly, give assistance to local benefits generously and since they don’t take themselves so seriously the paper is easy to read for locals as well as visitors who don’t care who just got elected to the local school board or where the local coffee shop can hang their new sign. Plus—they can’t keep it

on the stands—how often do you go looking for it on a Sunday and they are all gone? Even the 5 foot high stacks that are left frighteningly close to the doors at King Kullen are gone by late Saturday year round and Friday in the summer. I’ve lived here for over 30 years and people either love Dan or hate him—I’ve never bothered to have an opinion of the guy personally—plus I know that he sold the paper at least 2 times in the last dozen years so… other than his writing it’s been out of his hands for a while. The point is the paper is read—it works for its advertisers and The Press readers and the Hamptons mag readers and everyone in between pick it up weekly. So right now it’s PARENT company (Brown Publishing who is in Ohio, what The Press and Star are here—a venerable old familyowned business) has joined the ranks of hundreds of publishing companies across the country who are taking advantage of the ability to financially restructure—Brown is a huge company— not the smaller type of publishing co. like The Press or The Star who can only decrease the size of their broadsheet or cut back distribution to help with the financial crisis all newspapers are facing in this economy. Brown was/is large enough to work it out in other ways. Now I’ll get off my soapbox and let my wife yell at me for not taking the dog out yet. Thanks for the entertainment from the regulars here—thought I’d enjoy some insight about the state of the economy or the positive/negative realities of companies being able to financially restructure and come out of it in better shape but the Dan bashing and in-fight(continued on page 20)

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No College SUNY Stony Brook is Given Offer it Can’t Refuse,but Does Anyway By Dan Rattiner Last Wednesday, the big meeting between President Samuel L. Stanley Jr. of Stony Brook University and our local political leaders took place to determine the future of Stony Brook Southampton College. The leaders were coming with an offer the President could not refuse. If he accepted it, the College would continue. If he rejected it, it would not. Every single local leader in this area was present at the meeting. There was Congressman Bishop, Assemblyman Fred Thiele, Senator Ken LaValle, County Legislator Jay Schneiderman and Southampton Town Superintendant Anna Throne-Holst. That the meeting took place, not in a neu-

tral location, but in the office of Stony Brook University President Stanley in Stony Brook 60 miles from Southampton, made the local leaders appear as supplicants. It was not a good sign. Here was the offer. Instead of closing Stony Brook Southampton College and saving a precious $6.1 million a year, Southampton Town would take $12.2 million from its Community Preservation Fund and give it to Stony Brook to keep it open. Then, in two years, Southampton Town would make arrangements for Stony Brook Southampton College to become an independent college under the umbrella of the State University of New York. Its name would change to Southampton College, without the Stony Brook.

It took 20 minutes to explain this plan to Dr. Stanley and one minute for him to refuse it. Our government leaders were in and out the door in less than half an hour. The man would not agree to have his cake and eat it too. About 500 students are currently at Stony Brook Southampton College winding up their affairs. The college was founded by Dr. Stanley’s predecessor, then-president Dr. Shirley Strum Kenny, five years ago. It would become the first college in the country dedicated to environmental sustainability. And it was put on track to be financially sustainable in five years with a student body levelling off (continued on page 24)

IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT TELEPHONE POLES ... By Dan Rattiner It’s been a long, wild off-season in the Hamptons and the main roads are full of potholes. It’s caused by several factors. One was the huge variation in temperatures we experienced this winter, with days 15 below zero with the wind chill and other days with temperatures climbing into the 40s and 50s. Another big cause has been the heavy snow plowing that had to be done, with drifts along the roads piling up at some points to nearly nine feet this past January and February. The potholes are so big now that sometimes they make your car lurch dangerously to one side or the other as you go over them. This situation has not been lost on those who care for the roads, but with government budgets slashed, nothing is getting done. You might think workers would be out there from President Obama’s Shovel Ready Program

since this would seem to be a perfect Shovel Ready situation, but they are not. The potholes remain. Nothing’s been done. As a matter of fact, I cannot think of one shovel ready program that has taken place out here on the East End. All the money our President is rolling off the presses for the shovelers is going elsewhere. That’s just the way it is. But I can think of one Shovel Ready project that is just calling out to these federal brigades, wherever they might be. Last month, in Montauk, local businessmen formed a study group to consider burying the telephone lines on the Main Street of that town for a distance of one mile. Permission would be needed from the Town and the State and Federal Highway people to do this. The lines would be buried between Grant Street and Second House Road along the highway there. The study group has concluded that this

mile could be done for $800,000. Most of the downtowns of our beautiful villages in the Hamptons extend for a mile or less, and I can think of only one of them that has all its power lines underground—and that is East Hampton. East Hampton, not long ago, was selected by a magazine as the most beautiful village in the United States and I think having its power lines underground is a part of what made it so. But East Hampton is only one of the seven stunningly beautiful towns we have out here. Westhampton Beach rivals East Hampton in beauty, but it is marred by telephone wires and poles. Southampton, the oldest and largest jewel of a downtown, founded in 1640, is marred by telephone poles. Even Sag Harbor, a town largely built in the 19th Century during the whaling years, and a vir(continued on page 24)

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ing was almost as interesting.” With that, three days later, The Southampton Press posted an “update” of their web article. And now they were nearing telling the truth. “Oh well, I guess we will still have Dan’s Papers with the pompous articles and inaccurate reporting if you can call it reporting?” wrote ICE of Southampton. “Dan’s is part of the Hamptons. Each new issue was a signal of a new week,” wrote artizt101 of Hampton Bays. “It’s got to stay!” And so on, and on and on, it went. For more, read the posts on our website, Here is the original post on the Southampton Press website: DAN’S PAPERS FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 The parent company of Dan’s Papers, a weekly

publication with offices in Bridgehampton, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection on Friday. The board of directors of Brown Publishing Company made the decision that same day during a vote at Brown’s headquarters in Cincinnati, Ohio. Brown publishes a number of daily and weekly newspapers in Ohio and in 2007 acquired Dan’s Papers, Inc, which also includes Montauk Pioneer and the Insider Guide. Dan Rattiner, who started publishing weekly papers on the East End in the early 1960s and started Dan’s Papers in the 1970s, deferred all comment to Brown Publishing. Calls placed to Joel Dempsey, the vice president of general counsel for the company, were not returned Monday.


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Cranberry Hole Road meets the Highway,” she said. “And it is a glorious one and a quarter mile hike through the dunes and the woods— well marked from its starting point, which is where cars can park on the left right after turning in to drive down the sand road to the ocean.” “That’s how I get to the beach out there,” I said. “It’s gonna be you, me and the dog,” she said determinedly. “We are taking this hike.” I’ve hiked before, though I can probably count the occasions on the fingers of my hands. I’ve hiked in Hawaii where we went up a gorge to a waterfall and I’ve hiked in Canada where we hiked up a small mountain near Banff and came upon, and then walked around, some black bears. I like hiking. But it does, at 70, tucker me out. But honestly, I had no idea that hiking like that could take place in the Hamptons. It turns out there is a whole web of trails you can hike. And Ken Kindler knows all about them. We turned in and parked in the little lot there and I read a little bit about the trail we were about to tackle. It was an extension of a rumrunner’s trail that ran north of the highway further east. It had been hacked through and marked—with little white Hiker’s medallions and arrows nailed to trees by Mike Bottini, last September. A few places where small streams of water leaked out of the base of some huge ancient dunes at the most northerly part of the trail had wood bridges over them. It would not be hard to follow. We were, on that day at 10 a.m., the only people parking in this little gravel lot. And earlier in the day, we had gotten the permit to park there by shelling out a few bucks at the Montauk Downs Golf Club, where the State of New York has an office for their park system. I left the permit on the dashboard of my car, as instructed. A curious ranger would see it and take note. The trail heads away from the parking lot by heading east. It goes up and down some dunes and through some evergreen trees, but its been hacked out and it moves along quite well. Early on along this trip, with my wife and dog marching ahead of me, I took note of my shadow, sticking out on the ground to the east. To the north 50 yards away were the tall ancient sand dunes. To the north further on than the ancient sand dunes would be the Montauk Highway. I could plainly hear the cars zipping past our little turnoff. It occurred to me that if we got lost on the trail, we could always head due north, which I reckoned would be about 80 degrees counterclockwise from where my shadow lay. Important safety tip, I thought. We both wore sneakers, pants with the bottoms tucked into our socks, shirts and sweaters. It was about 60 degrees. We had jackets on over that. The trouble, we soon found out, was water. There had been torrential rains a few days earlier. I had been told the resulting floods were so bad that the Long Island Railroad could not get further east than Amagansett. Busses were taking passengers out to Montauk. Water was flooding the trail. We soon came (continued on page 22)

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upon a white trail medallion tacked to a tree in the middle of a swamp. Our only choice was to swing around it to the north—clearly we couldn’t go around it to the south toward the ocean—and that meant climbing the ancient dunes to get high enough where the water could not bother us. The ancient dunes were clearly marked on the map. But the dotted lines headed east on their southern shoulder. We could, if we were careful, hike parallel to the markers but further upland. We did that. It’s amazing the things you see hiking along a trail. We walked through green lichen growing on rocks near the dunes and it crunched under our feet. We followed deer tracks for awhile. There were a few tall trees and some stands of pine. We walked through combinations of shade and sun. The water, when it was in evidence, was black and thick and still in its jagged swampland. Occasionally, we would foray down toward the markers on the trees when there was no water in sight. The earth was soft and alternately grassy and covered with pine needles. It became a sort of game to try to find our way from one marker to the next while trying to get around the standing water. Sometimes we were able to do it. Sometimes we’d find ourselves on a peninsula of land with the marker on a tree in the water beyond, and we’d have to retreat back up to the dune and try to loop around. Eventually, we got pretty far down to the south of the ancient dunes, and we were head-

ing carefully along finding our way when at a certain point we simply lost sight of any markers on the trees. We went down one trail for a bit, then doubled back, then tried another trail and wound up not only without markers but on a peninsula. At that moment, I thought we might have truly lost our way. You could hear the roar of the ocean one way, and you could, if you headed the other way, come upon the ancient dunes, but what if we trekked down at an angle and simply got ourselves further and further off course? We might be there all day trying to get out. I looked at my shadow. FOUNDER OF NEWSPAPER LOST IN THE WOODS was the headline that flashed in my mind. ALONG WITH WIFE. AND DOG. According to the map, we were now either at the farthest point from the start of the trail, at a place called Sycamore Stand, or beyond that farthest point. Were there bears that came out at night? Obviously there were deer. Wolves? Well, we did trace our steps, which was not so hard because you could see our sneaker treads in the sand or grass or mud pretty clearly along the way. At other times, when we could not see them, I found myself falling back on instinct. “I think it’s to the right,” I said, pointing the way. I had taken the lead at this point. And soon enough the markers and the sneaker tracks reappeared. I thought of other things along the way too. I thought of the silence, and the balance of

nature in these dunes, and the wide variety of things we had seen. Native Americans, 500 and more years ago, walked these dunes—and they stopped just where we did for a rest, on a large boulder that served as an outcropping of one of the dunes. Those long-ago natives would need no maps or guides. They would know all these things along the way. We finally made our way back to the starting point about an hour after we started, and I was delighted to see another couple in a new pickup truck hop out. The man was in stretch pants and shirt. The wife was similarly attired and had a little baby with her. She intended to carry him. I was delighted to see that they too had a copy of Ken Kindler’s map from Dan’s Papers. I felt like I might be helpful to them, now that we had tested the waters, so to speak. “The flooding is pretty bad over here,” I said, pointing to the first part, “so you stay on the ancient dunes. Then you can get down to here where it says Sycamore Stand, but that’s where we could find no more markers, so you might have to turn back the way you came.” “Thanks for the tip, Dan,” the man said. “We enjoy your paper. We’ll be fine. We just finished a six mile bike ride.” When we got home, my wife and I took off all our clothes, threw them in a pile and took them down to the basement to be washed in the laundry. We then checked ourselves for ticks— I found two, she found one, and we dressed in fresh clothes. Mission accomplished.


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The Hamptons Goes to the Tribeca Film Fest

Billy Joel in a scene from The Last Play at Shea; Right, Matt Bush and Ed Burns on the set in the Hamptons for Nice Guy Johnny.

By Gina Glickman After enduring what felt like a never ending, cold winter season, I was excited to get back into the mix and attend The Ninth Annual Tribeca Film Festival which recently kicked off opening night in Midtown at the Zeigfeld Theater with the premiere of Shrek 4: Forever After, The Final Chapter. Several notable guests including, “Scrubs” stars Zac Braff and Donald Faison with girlfriend CaCee Cobb, and Andrew McCarthy (Brat Pack), scurried down the over 200-foot-long press line to work their way inside the landmark theater and witness everyone’s favorite giant green ogre in 3D. As the stars of the film, Mike Myers, Antonio Banderas, Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz,




worked the green carpet, I recognized just how much this festival has evolved since its inception in 2002. The first launch was packed with a very specific mission, to entertain and revive the downtown area post September 11. I asked The “Mayoress,” as Bono playfully nicknamed the festival Co-Founder Jane Rosenthal, “What part of the festival has evolved the most over the years?” She modestly replied, “For me it’s that people actually show up!” This year, thousands of guests from all over the world showed up to experience the work of more than 50 new filmmakers. A turnout that had to make the “mayor” of the festival, CoFounder Robert De Niro very happy, “I really like the Street Festival, that is a great commu-


nity thing,” said De Niro. Even though I knew that he’s a habitué of the Hamptons, I asked De Niro if he ever made it out to Long Island. He replied, “What’s Long Island?” He laughed and then made his signature character face, turning down the corners of his mouth and reluctantly nodding his head up and down, and gesturing to his wife, Grace Hightower, “Yeah, we have a place out there. We go out there a lot.” Funny, the “Mayoress” also revealed she has a home in Bridgehampton, “We love to go to the beach at 5p.m. when everyone else is leaving, and watch the sunset.” Now, I know we are supposed to be celebrating NYC’s TRIangle BElow CAnal Street, (continued on page 25)



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at 1,500. It was keeping to that track. Dr. Kenny was dedicated to the liberal arts and to the importance of educating our children of college age. Indeed, when she came into office 25 years earlier, she came into a crisis. The National University Accreditation Board was threatening to pull SUNY Stony Brookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license to offer liberal arts degrees because Stony Brook had become a sort of lackey to the scientific institutions that were thriving in central Long Island at that time. The Brookhaven National Lab and the Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory had such close ties to Stony Brook that it seemed to make other studies impossible. Dr. Kenny restored the liberal arts curriculum at Stony Brook and the threat receded.

Dr. Stanley, a physician with close ties to business and science on Long Island, was perhaps a poor choice to succeed Dr. Kenny. By his actions, he clearly intends to return Stony Brook and Stony Brook Southampton, which will be temporarily mothballed, into what will now be an adjunct campus for conferences and meetings from Stony Brook. For 500 students who came here to study the environment, and to learn how to become leaders in the coming fight to save this planet from being inhospitable to human beings, this is a crushing blow. It was his decision to shut down our college. And by his actions in refusing the moneyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; that he says was the reason he was shutting it downâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;he shows his true colors.

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tual restored antique of that era, has telephone poles. Then there are the smaller communities, Amagansett, Bridgehampton, Water Mill and Hampton Bays, which complete the chain of ancient downtowns extending the 60 miles to the Montauk Lighthouseâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;all with ugly wires and telephone poles in their downtowns. I think $800,000 to put lines underground along a one-mile stretch is not much money at all. I do understand that, unlike the one-mile stretch in Montauk where you can slit trench the power cables along the highway there; youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have to dig up curbs and road shoulders to do it in the other downtowns. Consider that might involve another $100,000 in guys (and girls) doing some trenching. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still a bargain, and with people out of jobs it would not be hard to find workmen to do this. I know we take telephone poles for granted and at this point donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even notice them. But I can tell you, when the telephone lines are down, whether you notice it or not, you feel yourself living in a magical, historic and magnificent community of ponds, fields, ocean beaches and farms, as this place not long ago was. Someday soon, this will happen.

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;CBS Sunday Morningâ&#x20AC;? last weekend that she wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a superstar designer right out of the gate, claiming she even failed draping while a student at Parsons. * * * East Hamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Jon Bon Jovi performed on the Top Four results show of â&#x20AC;&#x153;American Idolâ&#x20AC;? this week. * * * Sag Harbor composer Dan Koontzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; chamber piece, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Soft Stillness and the Night,â&#x20AC;? was just released on CD by Luminescence Records. Recorded by Strike Percussion ensemble, the work is slated for live performance in the U.S. and Canada this year. * * * Congratulations, Bethenny Frankel! The Hamptons regular and husband Jason Hoppy welcomed daughter Bryn in New York City last weekend.

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(Tribeca) but I couldn’t help but notice the many Long Island and Hamptons connections to the people or films at the festival. Writer, director and Long Island native, Ed Burns premiered his latest film, Nice Guy Johnny, which was shot entirely in the Hamptons. Burns shared, “I know it so well, I picked all my favorite spots, nothing but great locations and everyone was so warm and friendly to us!” The next day, after Burns’ film premiered, his wife, supermodel-turned-director, Christy Turlington, premiered her first film, No Woman No Cry, to a packed theater, which included U2’s Bono and The Edge. Turlington admitted, “Eddie’s film takes place in the Hamptons and we watched it last night at the premiere. It just make me crave summer time in the Hamptons. We base our family out there for the summer. It’s very family, very low key. I’ve come to really love it.”

Beware of Gonzo was another film at the festival that’s getting rave reviews and was also created by two Long Islanders, first-time writer/director Bryan Goluboff and his childhood friend, producer and entertainment lawyer, Craig Cohen. According to Cohen, “Long Island was the impetus for the creative concept. Bryan and I have been friends since we were eight years old. We grew up in Valley Stream and then our parents moved to Merrick. We went to Bellmore Kennedy High School, and that’s where the genesis of this story began.” Cohen, who currently lives in Dix Hills, goes out to the Hamptons every weekend during the summer. His favorite spot to have brunch is Babette’s. The Hamptons/LI connection continued, starring The Piano Man himself, Billy Joel, in The Last Play at Shea. I don’t know if it’s the Long

Island school system, the water, or just the close proximity to NYC, but this “Long Island Effect” is pretty real. Just in the TV/film industry alone, we have some amazing, award-winning talent: Alec Baldwin, Rosie O’Donnell, Judd Apatow, Billy Crystal, Gina Glickman (just making sure you are paying attention). So, there you have it, a preview to the celebrities and stars that call the Hamptons their second home, in a sneak preview at the Tribeca Film Festival. We’ll soon see them out East more and more. Starting Memorial Day, my column “Whispers” will keep you informed of their activities in the Hamptons. Gina Glickman is a TV host, director, writer, executive producer and founder of GMG Entertainment. Look out for Gina starring in the Ninth season of the hit series, News 12 Long Island’s “What’s Hot in the Hamptons.”

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By Stacy Dermont Southampton is the oldest English settlement in New York State, so when it comes to Southampton history, there’s a whole lot of it. Over 370 years worth in fact, in the form of thousands of deeds, maps, legal records, photos, blue prints, vital statistics and the odd artifact, are all housed in Southampton Town Hall. Last month Southampton Town hired its first professional historian, Zachary Studenroth. Studenroth is particularly well suited to Southampton’s needs because his background is in Architectural History. He holds a Masters in Historical Preservation from Columbia University and has been working on Long Island preservation projects since the late

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1970s. Studenroth also serves as the Executive Director of the Sag Harbor Whaling and Historical Museum. His popular tours of cemeteries and old homes make him a familiar face around the Hamptons. His new position is within the town clerk’s historic division, helping to oversee historic research and historic records management and preservation. Southampton Town Clerk Sundy Schermeyer says she began negotiations to hire Studenroth over a year ago. Schermeyer avers, “My office is all about public accessibility.” This town appointment re-enforces Southampton’s forward thinking approach to preserving, and sharing, its rich history. Last year Town Clerk Schermeyer began placing the Southampton Town Records on the web site Studenroth now coordinates this ongoing scanning project. This work will save the town money by allowing people direct access to records without the need for staff supervision. The new system can also save employees and private citizens money on travel, because more and more of the records can be found in cyberspace. People can now do research from the comfort of their own homes, as their schedules allow. Traditionally local history research has been an arduous, time-consuming task. Research has been limited by the given archive’s hours of operation and limited by being contained in fragile books and documents. Now anyone can view the town records dating back to the first recorded meeting in 1639. So far six of the eight volumes of town record books have been scanned. Currently Volume 7, Part 2 is in the works, Part 2 alone is 500 pages long. The scanned records are downloadable, so they can be printed out or sent electronically. Schermeyer suggests that the amateur researcher “has to be creative with his spelling” to find what he’s looking for. The books are also being reprinted in-house and are available for purchase form the clerk’s office. Southampton Town now borrows documents from other archives, copies them and returns them. Each time a document is copied, a digital version of the image is also given to the owner organization. This has already included a rare 1916 oversize map, which had been cut into quarters and reassembled with tape many years ago. The Southampton team was able to scan the images back together and clean up the visual pollution of the aging tape. The result is a beautiful and useable map. Studenroth said “Individual historical societies can’t afford their own large-size scanners but we’re available to them as a resource. I’m also available as a speaker to educate about preservation. There are some basic dos and don’ts. Plus we look to individuals and societies to help move our work forward. Right now we’d like to hear from anyone who might know when Southampton’s Flanders was first called by that name and why. So far we’ve traced its use back to the late 18th century. We’re also interested in any vintage photographs of area gravestones.” Schermeyer added, “Hampton Bays Historical (continued on page 30)

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A Mysterious Oil Spill, Close to Home

Susan Galardi

By T.J. Clemente The record rains of March washed up many undesirable things on Long Island. In the historic Village of Sag Harbor on Bay Street, where in the past stood an oil depot, the rains brought oil bubbling up and streaming through the road during the first week in April. Unlike Jed Clampett’s windfall, this is not a new source of much needed bubblin’ crude, but perhaps vestiges of a scandal— of a job done not very well by big oil in the 1990s when they left Sag Harbor. With satellite photos nightly showing the impending long-term disaster caused by an imploded Gulf of Mexico off shore oil well, big oil seems to be scoring defeat from the jaws of what seemed an impending victory. Only a week after President Obama announced his administration’s openness to revisiting offshore drilling, did the worst case scenario concerning an offshore well become realized. Some may see it as divine intervention (although a source no greater in expertise than Rush Limbaugh claims the environmentalists themselves sabotaged the well to defeat off shore drilling.) But the black eye of petroleum pollution also seems to have reached the heart of Sag Harbor. The Village’s Mayor, Brian Gilbride, reportedly is not happy—he didn’t even answer a call to address this situation which is uncharacteristic of him. New York State

Assemblyman Fred Thiele, however, did reply saying, “The seepage of oil at the former Mobil Oil site in the village of Sag Harbor is of great concern. Village residents had been assured by the Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) that this site had been fully cleaned up. It now appears that might not be the case. It is imperative that the source of the seepage be discovered and that it be remedied as quickly as possible.” Carolina A. Asirifi, of ExxonMobil Environmental Services, had this to say this week about the situation “As we discussed, ExxonMobil was asked to assist based on our historic presence in the area. In an effort to progress the collective understanding of the situation, ExxonMobil will voluntarily conduct an investigation in

the area where the seeps were observed. The investigation will include soil and groundwater sampling. ExxonMobil will use the data and records obtained to help identify the potentially responsible party and the potential source. Lastly, we are working cooperatively with the New York State DEC and the Village agencies.” Asirifi would not speculate how long this fact-finding process may be, what actions would be taken when the source of the problem was discovered, nor what the dangers are to the community based on the present situation. At the time of the spill this past April, Dan Grapski, a project manager for ExxonMobil on site, reportedly said, “There seems to be some sort of product, either the result of a spill in the area or seeping up from under ground. We’re looking right now to clean up things so we can determine where it is coming from—and see if it comes back.” The first step was to pump thousands of gallons of rainwater out of the wells to stop the oil from flowing out. Grapski also reportedly explained that a massive remediation project was undertaken by ExxonMobil back in the mid 1990s. “In order to clean spilled petroleum from the property’s soil, the site was excavated and the soil was incinerated to burn off the petroleum the soil contained.” (continued on page 30 )

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meatloaf, whipped potatoes, fruit jello molds and turkey loaf anytime from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Come mingle with the employees. Cash only. GREEN Hampton Subway is going green. All our subway cars will be painted a wonderful shade of grass green before Memorial Day Weekend as our contribution to saving the environment. You may have heard there is asbestos paint on the cars now and that is true. The cars were last painted at a time when it was thought putting asbestos in paint was a good thing. Now, prior to painting, all the asbestos paint will be steamed off late at night by high-powered compressed air sprayers out of doors at our Montauk Subway yards during the next few weeks. Montauk residents are urged to keep their windows closed every night between now and Memorial Day. DEMONSTRATION ON HAMPTON BAYS PLATFORM Members of a radical right wing splinter of the political group “The Tea Party” will be holding protests and carrying signs on the Southampton Hampton Subway Platform next Sunday afternoon. Called the “All or Nothing Tea Party” members will be demonstrating in favor of taking over Hampton Subway and firing all employees in order to let the straphangers run it themselves. “This is a complete waste of taxpayers’ money,” their flier says. “If the Minutemen can volunteer to control the Mexican-American border, there is no reason why the straphangers cannot volunteer to man the token booths, run the trains and do the maintenance. This will completely free up the American taxpayers from spending one thin dime for the Hampton Subway.” The flier shows a picture of our esteemed Commissioner Bill Aspinall, wearing a Hitler moustache and his eyebrows painted in a scowl. “The astronomic annual pay package this man gets is a scandal,” the flier continues. “No one should be paid more than $2 million a year to run a subway system.” COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S WEEKLY MESSAGE The demonstration to be held this Saturday afternoon at 2 by the right wing of “The Tea Party” is taking place with the full approval of the Hampton Subway management. We believe in Freedom of Speech and American Democracy. This is what makes America great. Please be aware that we have approved an application for 335 demonstrators. It would be wise to make alternate plans rather than using the subway that afternoon. We did get a message about this from my friend Sarah Palin. “Golly, I don’t know about NO employees,” she wrote. “Maybe at least one subway motorman should be continued to be employed. He could teach volunteers how to drive the subway. Otherwise how would the volunteers know how to do that?” She says she will attend the demonstration, if her schedule permits. On another note, these demonstrators should be made aware that Hampton Subway is privately owned. No government money is involved. I don’t know if that changes anything. And on still another note, the plan for the new Hampton Bays Down Home Cafeteria Restaurant in our headquarters building is a wonderful idea, no matter what the building department says. I wish I’d thought of that myself. Cheers, from Cancun.

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The Waters of March Mean a Summer of Ticks By T.J. Clemente This last winter saw crazy amounts of both rain and snow, with March boasting record rainfalls across the area, and you know how boastful March is already, with that “in like a lion” slogan. Veteran Springs resident and former Dean of Southampton Chuck Hitchcock proclaimed that the lion/lamb month brought, “The worst flooding I have seen in my 43 years out here.” With all this in mind I tapped into the ultimate East End resource, Larry Penny, East Hampton’s Director of Natural Resources—a job title he has lived for over 25 years, if not most of his adult life. Penny keeps track of rainfall, leaf colorization, the population of wild turkeys, deer and almost single handedly started the preservation locally of the piping plover. His is the go-to guy for assessing the effects of the record rainfall on the local ecosystem. In his signature raspy voice, Penny acknowledged that the flooding was as extensive as he had ever experienced and he’d soon be releasing Gambusia in many local large flooded ponds. Gambusia are “mosquitofish” the size of guppies, each one capable of ingesting 1,000 mosquito larvae per week. Having done this in the past Penny believes it will help curtail the numbers of mosquitos this summer. He also predicted a bigger than usual deer tick season not because of the floods but because of the record amounts of acorns last fall that the turkeys and deer use as feed. Penny puts deer population in east Hampton at around 4,000, and wild turkey population at about 1,500. However, he expects them both to “spike upward,” this year due to the record acorn fall.

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He also noted that the town’s fox population (mostly red fox) has decreased to about 10. The waste of both the deer and the turkey is the nourishment of white footed mice, which are a host of the deer tick larvae. Therefore Penny is warning all to be especially vigilant about ticks. He explained that there are now three major ticks in the Hamptons: the deer tick, the wood tick (the big ones you pull off dogs) and the newto-the-area Lone Star tick (Amblyomma americanum), named for its white spot. Lone Star ticks are aggressive. While they don’t carry Lyme disease, their bites cause rashes and lead to fatigue, headaches fever and muscle joint pains. Penny mentioned that Lone Star ticks can be traced to cases of meningitis. Recently, deer ticks have been causing symptoms akin to malaria, called Babesiosis, prompting treatment with anti-malaria antibiotics. I had that experience myself a few seasons ago. Within 36 hours of a tick bite, in addition to seeing a huge dark circle, I found myself on the floor

unable to move, sweating with fever and freezing with chills at the same time. Luckily I responded quickly (three days) to the antibiotics. In over 50 years in the woods, hiking, mountain climbing and trekking I had never experienced anything like it, BEWARE! By definition Babesiosis is a parasitic infection carried in mice and other rodents. The disease, carried to humans by ticks, attacks the red blood cells and causes symptoms often mistaken for the flu. Unlike Lyme Disease, with its distinctive bulls eye-shaped rash, tick bites carrying Babesiosis are often undetected. Symptoms appear one to six weeks after a tick bite and can last several weeks or months. Dr. Peter Krause, of the University of Connecticut School of Medicine at Farmington, said, “Symptoms resemble the flu: fatigue, appetite loss, fever, chills, muscle pains and headaches, we are concerned that it may be more widespread than we have previously thought.” Babesiosis was recognized in the Northeast in the 1960s and became endemic by the 1980s in Nantucket, Martha’s Vineyard, Shelter Island and parts of Long Island, as well as other areas along the Northeastern coast. Penny said he believes there has been an increase in the East Hampton area in recent years. Treatment of severe infection has had only limited success, according to the Center for Disease Control (CDC), but if properly diagnosed, the disease can be treated in earlier stages because of its similarity to malaria. A (continued on next page)

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the soil contained.” Jim Early, Sag Harbor Village’s current superintendent of public works, went a few steps further in appraising the situation in those early hours back in the mid “90s. He said that, at the time, the oil company put in “these big tumblers that tumbled the soil around while it was incinerated and then put it back in the ground,” adding that, back then, problems occurred after heavy, intense rains that were similar to the situation this past April. On the reassuring side, at the time of the recent spill, Gilbride said there were no signs of oil in the nearby surface waters of Sag Harbor Cove. However, since then there has been no official update on that status. In an off-the-record response, someone in the know said that if there were such a danger, steps would have already been taken. In the meantime, ExxonMobile’s Asirifi has promised to be available throughout the process to answer any questions as the research findings become more definitive. ExxonMobil seems to understand the importance of righting this situation if it’s determined they are at fault. Hopefully, soon, it will be Mayor Gilbride who can claim a success for thoroughly addressing this Sag Harbor dilemma. As he said to me just before he was sworn in last July, “I swam in the local beaches as a kid. I care about the beaches.” I believed him then, I still do.

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combination of Clindamycin and quinine kills the infection, although newer combination therapy is available with fewer side effects. Prevention is, of course, the best approach. Dr. Krause also said, “Persons living in areas where ticks carry Babesiosis need to be aware of this, just as they are now more aware of Lyme Disease. For those over age 50 and the immunocompromised, any flu-like symptoms after being in wooded areas need to be evaluated, diagnosed and treated as soon as possible…Diagnostic tests are still fairly new so diagnosis is difficult. So if you go into the woods beware, be alert and watch out for the mud and flooded areas.”


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By T.J. Clemente Coming to the Poxabogue Golf Center, soon after Memorial Day, will be the Love Lane Café, an extension of the brand Love Lane Kitchen, in Mattituck, considered by some to be one of the best restaurants on the North Fork. Love Lane Kitchen owner Michael Avella said there are some issues concerning the condition of the restaurant (vandalism) to be cleared up with the Town of Southampton. Avella hopes to continue the breakfast traditions of the former Fairway Restaurant with some upgrades in service, quality of food, coffee and ambiance, in line with his critically acclaimed establishment on the North Fork. In fact, Avella informed me that the talented Culinary Institute graduate Jennilee Morris, presently the general manager of Love Lane Kitchen, will be coming to the South Fork to run Love Lane Café. He called Morris, “Key to my success and a wonderful personality.” He explained that his formula is one he learned in the bistros and local trattorias of Modena, Italy, where Avella spent 10 great years of his life. “You serve the fresh, in season, local produce, creatively, smartly, priced in a very cost wise way. It’s healthy, delicious and affordable.” Being Italian himself, and after spending that decade in Italy, Avella has lasered in especially on one particular “detail”— coffee. It’s very important within the Love Lane Brand and Avella will continue that tradition at the Café. As a 15-year resident of Southampton, of Jennilee Morris course Avella has had breakfast at Fairway and understood its unique niche in the community. “I respect what they did, and I believe the Love Lane way of doing things will only enhance the experience of those who come for breakfast and lunch.” He explained that the ever changing menus and specials has kept regulars at the Love Lane Kitchen interested and kept predictability to a minimum—except when it comes to quality. “Our continued success speaks volumes for the quality of service Love Lane Café will bring to the Poxabogue,” Avella said. A visit to the Kitchen’s website provided me with an insight into what’s to come. One writer said he loved the simplicity with elegance that had his ever-demanding mother saying, “This is how all restaurants used to be.” Another said wonderful things about Jennilee Morris, while yet another talked about how they make ice coffee by freezing it and then serving it semimelted. The person wrote, “After a hot bike ride we were thrilled and chilled by that ice coffee.” Avella hopes to bring that atmosphere to the

new place. “At Love Lane Café our young staff will create a new tradition of quality dining and personal service with affordable prices.” The great lobster rolls, Pad Thai and Cuban sandwiches, as well as standards such as their Kaiseki Bento Dinner, which is a selection of Japanese dishes prepared in a traditional Bento Box, will most likely be offered as well as local, fresh breakfast eggs prepared the way you want them, often with famous Long Island potahtoes. Avella said the interior will be similar to the California-Cape Cod feel of his North Fork establishment, with white paint, white enamel tiles and authentic barn wood tabletops. One

change in the former Fairway space will be the raising of the short counter where some guests didn’t enjoy the below-the-belt view of those working behind the counter. Avella calls his experiences serving the East End a “Heritage of Hospitality.” Like the Love Lane Kitchen, the Café will be open 52 weeks a year—in fact Love Lane Kitchen is closed only on Christmas Day. At first the Café will serve only breakfast and lunch. At this writing there is no liquor license, however Avella sees that scenario being resolved within the first year, just as it was at the Love Lane Kitchen. Married and in his mid 50s, Avella was born on Staten Island, is proud that even during these difficult times, the Love Lane Brand has done well, with sales strong and steady. “Doing this,” he said, “I am never going to get rich like Wall Street people, but I make a wonderful, healthy living. I really enjoy walking around amongst my dining friends each evening. Sometimes I feel guilty that I have to present them with a bill, but it is a business too.” Fairway was a wonderful local tradition whose time came and now is gone. The Love Lane Café will hopefully fill that niche, and elevate it to something more than a friendly, nice place to get a quick bite.

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Titans Clash over Further Lane Oceanfront

Beth Troy

By T.J. Clemente There’s a dispute going on between two very wealthy neighboring properties on Further Lane that late author James Brady would jump at the chance to write about. A friend from the Blue Parrot who lived on the Lane, Brady wrote the novel Further Lane, which profiled the people who actually inhabited the homes on that sacred, twisting oceanfront road. What’s currently going on could be one of two things, depending on your point of view. It’s either one citizen’s right to use their resources to resolve a dispute, or a gross abuse of the system by the very rich. At issue in the dispute, which positions the interest of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel against former hedge fund executives Peter and Jonathon Sobel, is a cottage on Semel’s property. With a legal certificate of occupancy (CO) in hand, Semel seems to be inhabiting a cottage that was expanded while the main house on the property is being completed. The Sobels’ protest to the zoning board of appeals (ZBA) is that they want the CO issued on Semel’s cottage to be revoked. It was reported that the Sobels presented evidence at the hearing that a kitchen was created for the cottage that did not previously exist in the structure, thus altering the building’s status. Their effort hinged on the argument that the original cottage was an “accessory structure,” not a pre-

existing nonconforming structure. It seems that, under the law, an accessory structure can be up to 600 sq ft, but now, Semel’s structure after renovations is 1,900 sq ft. In addition to the “accessory structure vs. pre-existing nonconforming structure,” argument, according to the Sobels’ attorney, only one actual house is permitted on the property. (Amazingly enough, Semel’s main house will be just shy of 10,000 square feet according to reports). A former Town of East Hampton official familiar with the Sobels said she was not surprised. Over the last 10 years she said that the Sobels have used hearings to dispute neighbors’ trees, a berm and a fence. “They think they own 50 acres instead of 4-5 acres,” the source said. “Even now, they’re also disputing a

walk through the dunes by another neighbor. They need to realize they have neighbors, and get over it.” Another view from another person familiar with the situation is that some people have way too much money and too much time to pursue such matters. He said, “Rank and wealth has its privileges,” and proceeded to tell me of the story of Nelson Rockefellers Fifth Avenue apartment. The story goes like this: Rockefeller’s master bathroom flooded and leaked into the apartment below. The insurance company sued for the cost of the repairs to the apartment below, only to be frustrated by the sitting Governor and one of New York’s wealthiest gentleman lawyers. The saga goes that the two neighbors finally met at a cocktail party, and Rockefeller, hearing of the problem for the first time, stepped in personally and a check was in the hands of the neighbor’s insurance company by noon the next day. This is not the case between the Sobels and Terry Semel. If F. Scott Fitzgerald was correct when he said “the rich are different,” he was also surely referring to the way they fight border disputes. Semel, a titan in international business, hired a top local legal eagle to maintain his CO. His main attorney, William Esseks, reportedly presented affidavits from three former Town of East Hampton Attorneys (continued on next page)

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Allergies I thought I was dying. My nose was like a running faucet. I couldn’t keep my eyes open without squinting, even if I slept nine hours the night before. I wheezed when I breathed. I’d felt slow. My only solace was a shower of scalding water splashing through my face. I felt weak and unfocused. I know what’s happening. There is a horrible, horrible disease and it is killing me slowly. It’s not allergies, it can’t be. I’ve never believed in allergies, although I’ve had them most of my life. I’ve gone through believing that allergies were a kind of a weakness. If I were in the wild, living off the land and hunting with a spear, finding an allergy medication would be impossible. Me have an allergy? Impossible. It must be something else. I must not be getting enough Vitamin B. I just never really believed that when others complained about their allergies, that they were complaining about something that was so miserably dramatic. The word allergy is in the same field as scratch, bruise and cough. No big deal. Goes away on its own if you let it. But the pollen this year is like nature’s war against my respiratory system. There’s so much pollen in the air that it’s coating our cars with a thick yellow silt—like the dust that occurs after a large nuclear explosion. It’s pure death. I was feeling so sick that I went to my doctor. I was emotionally prepared for the diagnosis of death. “You have death mountain face blood disease, you’ll be dead in a week.”

“Party on. Time to hit Hawaii.” I went through the whole conversation in my head. But then at the office he asked me a basic question, “Were you ever tested for allergies?” “Nope.” “Hmmm. Well let’s get you tested, in the meantime, take this and let me know how you feel in a few days.” Allergies? What the hell? What is wrong with this doctor? It’s death mountain face blood disease I tell ya. Screw it. I took the Allegra-D and waited. Stupid pills, nothing works. Doctors are such a waste of money. And then, about an hour later, I was doing something I haven’t done in years. I was breathing through my nose. “My God.” The song, “Zippity-Doo-Daa” started to go off in my head. Could this be? Was this happening? A few hours later in the day, my eyes opened wider, and then after buying some allergy eye drops, I could open my eyes completely. My forehead relaxed, my face relaxed, it was like a wave of anti-stress splashed over the top of my head. This is what it feels like to be really into yoga, I thought. I don’t know why I never thought it was allergies making my face feel like Freddy Kruger’s. I guess I like to overthink things. God bless allergy meds. God bless the world. Things are looking up. It’s a brand new day.


who explained that the expansion was sort of routine on estates of such size. The attorney, Denise Schoen of Tarbet, Lester and Schoen, who reportedly worked on obtaining the CO, argued that the cottage is a “dwelling unit.” The Sobels countered with their own local legal expertise stating that the construction of a kitchen plus the increased square footage alters the status of building from “accessory structure” to “house.” The brilliant and thorough Brian Matthews, representing the Sobels, explained that a motel room is considered a dwelling unit, and since the cottage has a kitchen, the cottage becomes a single family home, and town statutes allow only one residence per residential property. Otherwise, the Sobels’ position infers, pool houses, garages and gardening sheds will be converted to residential homes on the local estates. That argument was reportedly expanded upon by another Sobel attorney, David Egan, in a sort of “what happens if you allow two houses on one residential property?” presentation. A final decision on the matter should be reached in around eight weeks. Reports have put Semel’s expenses at around $4 million for work on the main house and cottage so far. One can only guess what the legal expenses are. A former town official said both sides in the dispute have merit and believes the final decision is a tough call. I believe the original CO will not be revoked, but will remain, with some compromises.

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Review: Twelve Room with a View By Rebeca Schiller New York City apartment owners might recognize their neighbors, co-op board members, or even themselves in Twelve Rooms with a View, the second novel by playwright and screenwriter Theresa Rebeck, who takes a vicious, but amusing look at Manhattan’s cutthroat real estate market. Narrated by the main character, Tina Finn, Twelve Rooms opens at a funeral where Tina and her sisters, Lucy and Alison, suddenly discover they’ve inherited from their alcoholic mother the famous 12-room Livingston Mansion Apartment (supposedly valued at $11 million) located at the historic Edgewood Building on the Upper West Side. Tina is persuaded by her socially ambitious sister Lucy to move into the apartment to stake their claim. Soon afterwards the hapless younger sister finds herself caught in the middle of an all out real estate war between members of the co-op board who want to evict Tina, and in an acrimonious legal battle with the two sons of her mother’s second husband, Bill, who dispute the sisters’ inheritance. Wanting to play nice and sway the co-op board members to her side, Tina befriends Len a conniving and duplicitous botanist; Vince, the flirtatious son of the co-op board president; and Jennifer, the depressed teenage daughter of one of the board members, who becomes Tina’s eyes and ears during the eviction process. In the meantime, Tina also deals with Lucy’s bossy demands on how to behave.

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By Susan Galardi

When I look back on some of the events we took our son to when he was just 3 or 4, sometimes I think I was nuts. You know, when they have those age suggestions attached to performances, maybe parents should consider them, I rethought. Then I quickly changed my mind, going back to my own adage: “If he doesn’t remember it in his mind, he’ll remember it in his heart and soul.” Exposing children to culture – museums, theatre, music – has to be a good thing (unless it really annoys people in the audience – a bit of etiquette some parents forget). There are several fine performances coming up at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center (WHBPAC) that most kids would enjoy. And because PAC shows are of such a high quality, it’s nice for parents too. On weekdays, they present shows mostly attended by busloads of school kids. But you can buy individual tickets. I say take the kid out of school if his school doesn’t participate, or urge the administration to consider a field trip to PAC. On Tuesday, May 18, at 10:00 and 12:30 p.m., the Hudson Vagabond Puppets, known for larger-than-life puppetry and masks, present their fluttering production of Butterfly: The Story of a Life Cycle, for ages 3–10. This microscopic look at the insect world examines the life cycle of the monarch butterfly, following the metamorphosis from egg to caterpillar to adult butterfly. Each stage of the journey is brought to life by giant puppets, song and dance. I’ve seen this group and

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they’re amazing. Visually stunning productions. Two days later, on Thursday, May 20 at 10 a.m. & 12:30 p.m., is a show for the older set, ages 9–13. It’s Roseneath Theatre’s production of The Incredible Speediness of Jamie Cavanaugh. Jamie is a girl who always seems to be moving too fast, her attention flying and landing everywhere except where it should be. After she decides that her ADHD is actually a “super power,” she ends up creating trouble for herself and her best friend Max. This play is Dan Zanes and Friends, Jamie Cavanaugh at WPAC an insightful look at the impact of ADHD American traditional songs, dance classics and smart, on a child’s life, told with gentle humor and passionate inventive originals. Having enjoyed his lunacy and honesty. The show is sure to promote discussion on fine, unusual musicianship and arrangements as issues, including bullying and learning styles. interstitials on Noggin, I would think it would be a Tickets to either show (of Jamie Cavanaugh and great live show. Although PAC doesn’t specify, I’d say Butterfly) are just $10. Call 631-288-2350, ext 102 or preschool to 3rd graders for this show. Email: for more info. Tickets to Dan Zanes are $50, $35, $20. There’s a Finally, in an all-out blow out, Grammy-award winspecial Pre-Show Dance Party for an additional $5, ners Dan Zanes and Friends (a Noggin staple) are from 2-2:45p.m. in Studio B. (The Dance Party is limscheduled for Saturday, May 22, at 3p.m. Dubbed “The ited to 20 participants. Due to space limitations only Crown Prince of contemporary kids music” by People one adult may accompany each child.) Contact the Box Magazine, Zanes, the former lead singer and songOffice to reserve your spot for the dance party, and writer for the rock band The Del Fuegos, performs purchase tickets for the show:, 631-288exuberant, handmade music filled with irresistible 1500, or visit the box office at 76 Main Street, grooves drawn from many musical traditions. Zanes Westhampton Beach. and his band create a “Woodstock for Kids,” with

Kid’s Calendar THURSDAY, MAY 13 PLAY GROUP – 9:30a.m., Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-4193, RHYME TIME – 10a.m. for ages 1-3, Hampton Library, 2478 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, through Aril 29, 631-537-0015, FOUNDATIONS I & II – 3:30p.m. to 5 p.m. for grades 912, through June 30, Registration required. L’atelier 5 Art Studio, 1391 North Sea Road, Southampton, 631-259-3898. LATIN NIGHT – 6p.m., Hayground School, 151 Mitchell Lane, Bridgehampton, 631-537-7068, FRIDAY, MAY 14 TOT ART – 10:30 a.m. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, East Union St., Sag Harbor 631-725-4193 KIDS KNEAD CHALLAH – Challah bread-making, songs, Kiddush juice-making, and grand children’s raffle. 5:30 p.m. Free, no affiliation necessary. Chabad of Southampton, 214 Hill St. 631-287-2249 MONTAUK PLAYHOUSE – Youth program for grades 9 through 12. 7 to 9 p.m., located at 240 Edgemere Street, Mtk. 631-668-1124. SATURDAY, MAY 15 METHODS & MATERIALS – 9a.m. Children’s Art Workshop for ages 5-7, Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton, $5, 631-324-0806 ext. 24, CHILDREN’S ART WORKSHOP – for ages 6-12, 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. $20. Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Lane, E. Hampton. For info: 631-324-0603 METHODS & MATERIALS – 10:30a.m. Children’s Art Workshop for ages 8 & up, Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton, $5, also May 15,22, 631-324-0806 ext. 24, MONTAUK PLAYHOUSE – Skills and drills basketball 10:30 - 11 a.m. for grades K-1; and 11:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. for grades 2-3. Youth sports night 6 - 7:30 p.m. for grades 3 and 4 and 7:30 - 9 p.m. for grades 5 to 8. 240 Edgemere Street, Montauk 631-668-1124 RAINBOW PRESCHOOL 5TH ANNUAL SILENT AUCTION FUNDRAISER- Adults only 6-9p.m., 3 Lincoln St., Sag Harbor, $15, 631-537-0676. MOVIE NIGHT AT THE ROSS SCHOOL – Pizza, pop-

corn and refreshments served. $25 per child. 18 Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton. 631-329-0050 SUNDAY, MAY 16 MEET AND GREET AT AMARYLLIS FARM – 1:30p.m. – 3:30p.m., 93 Merchants Path, Sagaponack, $10, 631-537-7335, EAST END YOUTH FELLOWSHIP – 6:30p.m. to 8:30p.m. every Sunday at different Sag Harbor locations. 631-725-4155 MONDAY, MAY 17 PLAY GROUP – see May 13 CHESS FOR BEGINNERS – 3:15 p.m. to 4:45 p.m. for children 5 to 9, Ross Lower School, 739 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton. Through June 7, 2010. 631-907-5555. MARTIAL ARTS – 3:30p.m., ages 4-6, Mondays and/or Wednesdays through June, Ross Lower School, 739 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton, KAMADEVA ‘KIDYASA’ YOGA – 3:45 - 4:45 p.m. for children 6 to 10 at Kama Deva Yoga, 66 Newtown Lane, 2 Floor, East Hampton. $18 drop-in/ $120 for 10 class card 631604-1382 AFTER SCHOOL TODDLER PROGRAMS – Registration required: call 631-283-2118, ext. 30. The Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane in Southampton. TUESDAY, MAY 18 BUTTERFLY: THE STORY OF A LIFE CYCLE – puppet production for ages 3- 10, 10:00 a.m. and 12:30p.m., Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Tickets $10, 631-288-1500, PRESCHOOL YOGA – 1:30p.m. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, East Union St., Sag Harbor 631-725-4193 CLAY NATURE & RECYCLING ART – 3:20p.m., ages 6-9, through June 8, Ross Lower School, 739 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton, “TUESDAY WITH TEENS” – 4 - 5p.m. Ages 11 and up. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton 631-283-0774 ART OF LIFE CHILDREN’S CLASSES – 4 to 5 p.m. every Tue./Wed./Thu. Amy’s Ark Studio and Farm, 10 Hollow Lane, Westhampton 631 288-3587 WEDNESDAY, MAY 19

YOGA – 6 to 7p.m. ages 11 and up, Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 ART OF LIFE CLASSES – see May 11 THURSDAY, MAY 20 THE INCREDIBLE SPEEDINESS OF JAMIE CAVANAUGH – theatrical production for ages 9 - 13, 10:00a.m. & 12:30p.m, Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton, $10, 631-288-1500,

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Food / Dining

Simple Art of Cooking

Silvia Lehrer

Simple Spring Supper A meal can be made remarkable for its simplicity and making a meal for guests does not have to be tiresome or intimidating. I recall many a fine meal prepared for us by friends. The dishes were tasty and beautifully presented with a certain freedom to the meal in that everything could be prepared ahead. Like all fine meals it followed certain principles of menu planning. One need not be obsessed with a particular dish–simply a coherent theme with a balance of flavors, colors and textures. A good menu always takes the seasons into account. We are in high spring with farm stands all about us offering the most superior ingredients of the season. The light, neutral taste of salmon is a perfect foil for a variety of dressings. A doahead kettle cooked potato chip mixture blanket individual salmon filets to bake later. Local fresh asparagus are trimmed, arranged in their baking/serving dish, and ready to roast with a coating of your best extra virgin olive oil and coarse salt. A country salad with goat cheese and walnuts in lemony walnut vinaigrette makes a great beginning to your meal. Put out a bowl of plump, sweet strawberries–best tasting in late spring–serve

1 pound local asparagus 3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper Preheat oven to 450°F. 1. Break spears where they naturally bend and discard hard ends. Trim off the points along the spears with a paring knife, then rinse and dry spears with paper towels. 2. Pour oil on a cookie sheet, season with a good bit of salt and freshly ground pepper to your taste. Roll the asparagus around in the seasoned oil to coat, then spread to one layer deep. Place in oven and roast for 8 to 10 minutes. Serve hot. with yogurt and a drizzle of local honey for that must-have sweet ending. HIGH HEAT ROAST ASPARAGUS Al Forno, a restaurant in Rhode Island, made this recipe famous back in the 90s. It’s just about my favorite way to cook and eat asparagus. Serves 4

COUNTRY SALAD WITH GOAT CHEESE, WALNUTS AND BACON This satisfying salad blends pungent greens, fresh croutons, a crumble of goat cheese and nuggets of crisp bacon in a lemon walnut vinaigrette. Serves 4-6 1 head chicory 1 head red leaf lettuce 1 cup croutons, preferably homemade* 1/2 pound bacon 1 log (5 1/2 ounce) goat cheese Vinaigrette 2 shallots, finely chopped 2 tablespoons lemon juice Coarse (kosher) salt Freshly ground pepper 3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil 3 tablespoons walnut oil 1/2 cup toasted walnut pieces for garnish (optional)

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or skillet) until crisp. Drain on paper towels and set aside. 3. In a mixing bowl, combine chopped shallots, lemon juice and seasonings and stir to mix. Slowly whisk in oils until thoroughly incorporated. Taste to adjust seasoning if necessary. 4. When ready to serve, combine greens, croutons and bacon in a salad bowl. Pour on salad dressing and toss very well to coat. Crumble the goat cheese over the greens and sprinkle with toasted walnuts if using. *Making your own croutons is a good way to use up day-old bread. Cut bread into 1/2 inch thick squares. Place cubes on a baking sheet and toss to coat in a little olive oil. Bake in a preheated 350 degree oven, about 8-10 minutes until brown and crisp. Make extra–they store well in a tightly covered tin in a cool, dark cupboard. SALMON WITH POTATO CHIP CRUST It’s spring and wild salmon is available at your local fish markets. Prepare a coating with the North Fork Potato Chip Company local artisanal Kettle-cooked Potato Chips to give texture and taste to this springtime treat. Serve 4 to 6 4 to 6 Salmon fillets, about 6 ounces each 1 to 1 /2 cups coarsely crushed Kettle-cooked potato chips 1/2 to 3/4 cup coarse unseasoned bread crumbs Zest from 1 lime Kosher salt and pepper to taste 1/4 to 1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil 1. Arrange salmon fillets on a baking sheet lined with parchment. Crush the potato chips in a mixing bowl and mix with the bread crumbs. Add the lime zest, salt and pepper to taste and enough olive oil to bind. Place fillets on a lightly oiled baking sheet. Divide mixture evenly and coat the top of each fillet with the mixture. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. 2. Bake fillets about 8 to 10 minutes for medium rare and serve with roast asparagus. I prefer to cook my salmon to faintly pink within.

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Arts & Entertainment Rare Rock Footage at Legends Series

Artists featured in “The Legends Series”: Janis Joplin, The Jackson Five, The Rolling Stones, Sly and th he Family Stone of Historic Films Archive. Lauro will bring to the big screen amazing musical performance video clips culled from one of the world’s largest archives of music on film, from the period 1920 to 1995. Based in Greenport, Historic Films is dedicated to the re-discovery and preservation of all forms of American entertainment as it exists on film and videotape. Lauro will not name names, but in addition to the famous faces on the big screen, some noteworthy players may make appearances at the screen-

ings. Lauro said that it’s not rarity alone that makes the footage to be shown at Bay Street special, “This series offers the best performers at the height of their abilities. When you SEE the music as it is being played, it’s a whole different experience. We go back to the original masters for ass-kicking sound. This is the closest thing to experiencing these legends live. Most of them are now dead or not performing anymore. Unlike viewing them on a (continued on next page)




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Arts & Entertainment

Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss

Pulp, Paper, Paint at Delaney Cooke Gallery Beth Giles has long been known as a noteworthy printmaker and former director of Southampton College’s Avram Gallery. With her present show at the Delaney Cooke Gallery in Sag Harbor, Giles goes beyond what we have come to expect. Still using the printmaking medium to advantage, the artist continues her experiments with handmade paper, this time incorporating her own portrait and abstract images. What’s unique with this series, however, are the myriad purposes and themes that the work suggests. Yet we might not even think about the themes, so exquisite is the formal quality of the pieces: the paper and how it’s torn in a seemingly spontaneous way; the graceful pink red and green colors; the circular shapes conveying a subtle sense of sensuality; the fragility of the compositions. We are drawn to ask about how the paper is made. According to Giles, various fibers, such as cotton, abaca, linen and flax, are used for the basic material. The fiber is then hydrated and blended together in a container to make the pulp. Giles next uses a screen to lift out the pulp, putting it on a flat surface to dry. When looking at the work that’s created, there’s a strong evocation of thematic strength and endurance, despite the paper’s physical fragility and its lovely texture. This contradiction is intriguing,

especially when we consider that the pieces’ circular shapes suggest a “book” as we flip through the various pages. What can be more enduring then a book, we wonder? Moreover, if we consider that the “book” is an autobiographical one, this allows the work to be perceived as even stronger. After all, what’s more lasting than a life story? There’s much to infer that the images are autobiographical if we let our imagination run a little wild. First, prints of the artist’s face are interspersed throughout the pages; some are

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tiny computer screen, this is not a casual experience. Each clip is a time capsule of the performer and of the era.” Featured clips will include some local favorites–scenes from the late ‘60s of Southampton’s fabled nite club, The Barge, and Billy Joel when he was a member of the Long Island band, the Hassles. (Look for a guy with a Beatles hair cut.) Lauro is passionate about music and film. Inspired by an early love of The Beatles, he began playing the bass at age 11. After many years with The Lone Sharks, he now plays with his own band, The Who Dat Loungers. While a film student at New York University, Lauro worked on one of the first projects to bring classic rock performance to video and cable television audiences, The Compleat Beatles. The rest, as they say, is history. Lauro’s company now holds the rights to an enormous library of works including “The Ed Sullivan Show” and “Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert.” This archive supplies footage to most music documentaries made today. The Legends Series will kick off next Saturday, May 22 at 8p.m. with a “Legends of Rock” evening. Audiences will see and hear rock icons such as Janis Joplin, The Beatles, James Brown, the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead, The Ramones, Chuck Berry, Jefferson Airplane, the Jackson Five, Sly & the Family Stone and many others in footage rarely seen before. Following the film is a special live performance by local band, The Who Dat Loungers. So…dance! The series continues on Monday, June 7 with the “Legends of Jazz and Blues.” Filmed performances

by Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, Benny Goodman, Muddy Waters, Ella Fitzgerald, Jimmy Reed, Bessie Smith, Lester Young, Nat King Cole and other Jazz and Blues legends will be featured. The truly legendary guitarist and singer, Howlin’ Wolf, who would have been 100 years old on June 10, will also be featured. Monday, June 14 at 8p.m. is “The Fabulous Divas” evening featuring rare and exciting footage of Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Barbra Streisand, Eartha Kitt, Janis Joplin, Madonna, Julie Andrews, Ethel Merman, Peggy Lee, The Supremes and many surprises. The Legends Series will conclude on Monday, June 21 at 8 p.m. with “The Pioneers of Rock.” Footage of early heroes of rock before ‘rock’ even existed will be shown including–Elvis Presley, Fats Domino, Little Richard, Bo Diddley, Louis Prima, Louis Jordan, Ruth Brown and many others. Historic Films has provided film clips to everyone from The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum and Martin Scorsese (Blues and Bob Dylan projects) to “American Idol” and The Grammy Awards. Lauro says, because he’s a performer himself, he’s looking for a full house of enthusiastic fans to attend these screenings. Early ticket sales suggest that he’ll have just that. Rock on! The Legends Series at Bay Street Theatre, tickets for each evening $15. To purchase tickets go to or call the Bay Street Box Office at 631-725-9500. Or visit Bay Street on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. The box office is now open TuesSat, 11am-6pm.

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Work by Beth Giles

noticeable while a few peek out from a sheet of paper. This “hide-and-seek” process, where images are both shown and revealed, somewhat mirrors the method that authors use when writing their true stories. There are other images in this book, like work resembling landscapes. Some notations are just abstract splotches of color. Could these possibly arbitrary images represent a “stream of consciousness” which the artist adds to her visual autobiography? Of course, other interpretations pop up. For example, most circular configurations recall the rhythm of life and death, a basic tenet applied to various religious and philosophical disciplines. From the general to the specific: the female sex organ also comes to mind when looking at this same shape. Sources for themes come to the surface the more we study Giles’ work, including influences from Japanese art. We can even see images that look like the moon and the earth. The various designs made by the tearing of the paper are other salient aspects of the work, and meanings can be derived from these as well. “Pulp, Paper, Print” will be on view at Delaney Cooke Gallery, 150 Main Street, Sag Harbor, until May 31. The opening is Saturday, May 22, 5-7pm. Call 917-445-8427.

Abner Ramirez and Amanda Ramirez Following their much-heralded New York debut at S.O.B.’s in Manhattan, Los Angeles-based acoustic duo JohnnySwim will make a special Hamptons appearance at Wolffer Estate Vineyard in Sagaponack tonight. Abner Ramirez (guitar and vocals) and Amanda Sudano Ramirez (vocals) were asked to conclude Wolffer’s popular acoustic series. For this intimate East End performance JohnnySwim will share songs from their two EP’s, 14 (2008) and the forthcoming 5-8 (2010). Ramirez and Ramirez formed JohnnySwim while working in Nashville. Each had pursued a solo career, together they groove on melodies infused with a contagious mix of soul, sass, and spirit. A move to Los Angeles has further fueled their unique songwriting. For the record, they are neither married, engaged, or related–but they do make beautiful music together. As always, wine is sold by the glass, along with complimentary cheeses. Stop by and relax with friends or make new friends and enjoy the vineyard view from the Tuscan-style tasting room. No reservations are necessary, there is no cover charge. Concluding 2010 Candlelight Friday features JohnnySwim at Wolffer Estate Vineyard, 5-8p.m., 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 ext.25,

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Arts & Entertainment

Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS THE WATERMILL CENTER – 5/15 – 2:30 p.m. Christopher Roth and Georg Diez at The Watermill Center. This is a unique project that combines their distinct disciplines to recreate historical events of 1980-1981, when the world’s cultural, political, and economic landscape changed dramatically in ways that are still apparent today. Roth and Diez have been collaborating with philosophers, scientists, astrologers, and politicians in their investigation of those years and are publishing their findings in 11 books over the course of the project. 39 Watermill Towd Road, Water Mill. OPENING RECEPTION AT JILL LYNN AND CO. FOR GAIL TOBIAS PHOTOGRAPHS– 5/15 – 5 to 9 p.m. A silent auction of a framed photo will be held to benefit “The Retreat.” 66 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2871001. OPENING RECEPTION AT HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY– 5/15 – 6 to 8 p.m. Featured artists Joe Strand and Jerry Schwabe. Curated by Karyn Mannix. 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-377-3235. GALLERIES ANN MADONIA PAINTING GALLERY & FINE ANTIQUES – 36 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Daily 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 631-283-1878. ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 28E Job’s La., Southampton. Open daily 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. 631-204-0383. BENSON-KEYES ARTS – Open by appointment. 917-509-1379. BERNARD GOLDBERG FINE ARTS, LLC – 4 Newtown La., East Hampton. BERNARD SPRING STEEL – Watercolors and sculptures. Open Sat. and Sun. 1-4 p.m. 7760 Main Bayview Rd., Southold. 631-765-9509. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-3773355. CANIO’S GALLERY–290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-4926. CHRYSALIS GALLERY - Original Fine Art Local Regional & International Artists. Thursday-Monday 105:30pm, 2 Main Street, Southampton (631)-287-1883, New Arrivals Join us for some

Holiday Cheer Saturdays & Sundays 1-5 p.m. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Former residence of Victor D’Amico, founding director of Education at the Museum of Modern Art. Early modernist furnishings and found objects on display. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – Visit artist Daria Deshuk for one-on-one tours. Paintings, photographs and works on paper. 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-2374511. GALERIE BELAGE –8 Moniebogue La., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-5082. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS –Southampton Cultural Center, Pond La. Weekdays 12-4 p.m., Weekends 12-6 p.m. 631-283-6419. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – 24 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM –Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sun. 1 to 5 p.m. Job Ln., Southampton. 631-2832118. POLLOCK KRASNER HOUSE & STUDY CENTER – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929.

ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY - Open daily 12 noon to 6 pm, 2nd Floor Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. RATIO GALLERY-MIHstudio – 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. RICAHRD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS GALLERY – 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-1161. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY – New works created “in-situ” (on-site) by resident atelier artists, potter Bob Bachler and painter James Kennedy. 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Thurs – Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 631-291-9061. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY –Artists by Daniel Jones,

Royal Pains Casting Audition The USA television series “Royal Pains” returns to the Hamptons this month! After a successful freshman year, the series will return to shoot several scenes in the area. They are looking to cast a Hamptons estate party with real, upscale Hamptonites to create the genuine high society vibe and real golfers to appear in an exclusive golf course scene. Also filming in the Hamptons is the new feature film called Something Borrowed, based on the bestselling novel. The film, starring Ginnifer Goodwin of “Big Love” and Kate Hudson, will shoot in May and June. Both productions have contracted Grant Wilfley Casting to coordinate and cast all background performers.“We welcome the local, well-heeled community to get involved as background players,” said Grant Wilfley, Hampton resident and president of Grant Wilfley Casting, Inc. Both projects are seeking locals to play wealthy vacationers, upscale Hamptonites, young and attractive bar patrons, boaters (those who are comfortable on the water) and beach-goers. Anyone interested should email a recent picture, stats (height and weight), and contact information to Please put “Hamptons LOCAL” in the subject line. Please include your union status (SAG/AFTRA/NonUnion), the role for which you are submitting, and if you own a luxury vehicle (please note: year, make, model & color) in the body of your email. Burt Glinn, Karine Laval, Christine Matthai, Susan Pear Meisel, Blair Seagram. 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. Thurs.Mon. 12:30-7 p.m. 631-725-3100. VERED GALLERY – 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 68 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-3303.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, May 14 to Thursday, May 20. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) Iron Man 2 (PG13) – Fri., 5:30, 8, Sat, Sun 3, 5:30, 8 Mon-Thur, 7 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (R) – Fri., 5, 8:30, Sat, Sun, 2:30, 5:30, 8:30 Mon-Thurs., 7 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo – 5:30, 8:15 all week Mid-August Lunch – 4 all week UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Robin Hood (PG13) – Fri., 3:45, 7:15, 10:30, MonThurs, 3:45, 7:15 Sat., 12:30, 3:45, 7:15, 10:30, Sun., 12:30, 3:45, 7:15 Letters To Juliet (PG) – Fri., 4:50, 7:40, 10:15, MonThur., 4:50, 7:40, Sat., 1:50, 4:50, 7:40, 10:15 Sun., 1:50, 4:50, 7:40 Iron Man 2 (PG13) – Fri., 3:15, 4, 6:30, 7, 9:30, 10, Mon-Thur, 3:15, 4, 6:30, 7 Sat., 12, 1, 3:15, 4, 6:30, 7, 9:30, 10 Sun., 12, 1, 3:15, 4, 6:30, 7 City Island (PG13) – Fri., 3:50, 6:15, 9:45, Mon-Thurs., 3:50, 6:15, Sat., 1:15, 3:50, 6:15, 9:45, Sun., 1:15, 3:50,

6:15 Babies (PG) – Fri., 4:30, 6:45, 9, Mon-Thur., 4:30, 6:45, Sat., 12:15, 2:20, 4:30, 6:45, 9 Sun., 12:15, 2:20, 4:#0, 6:45

Sat, 1:15, 4:15, 7:30, 10:10, Sun, 1:15, 4:15, 7:30, MonThur, 4:30, 7:30 Please Give (R) – Fri, 4:40, 7:40, 10:15, Sat, 1:45, 4:40, 7:40, 10:15 Sun, 1:45, 4:40, 7:40, Mon-Thur, 4:40, 7:40

UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Furry Vengeance (PG) – Mon-Thurs, 4:10, Fri-Sun, 12:50, 4:10 Nightmare On Elm Street (R) – Mon-Thurs, 7:40, FriSat, 7:40, 9:50, Sun., 7:40 Iron Man 2 (PG13) – Fri, Sat., 1, 4, 7:20, 10:10, Sun., 1, 4, 7:20, Mon-Thurs, 4, 7:20 Just Wright (PG) – Mon- Thurs, 4:30, 7:30, Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:20, Sat., 12:40, 4:30, 7:30, 10:20., Sun., 4:30, 7:30 Robin Hood (PG13) – Mon-Thur, 3:30, 7 Fri-Sat, 12:20, 3:30, 7, 10, Sun, 12:20, 3:30, 7 Date Night (PG13) –Mon-Thurs, 4:20, 7:10, Fri., 4:20, 7:10, 9:40, Sat., 12:30, 4:20, 7:10, 9:40 Sun., 12:30, 4:20, 7:10 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Secret in Their Eyes (R) – Fri, 4, 7, 9:50, Sat, 1, 4, 7, 9:50, Sun, 1, 4, 7, Mon-Thur, 4, 7 Iron Man 2 (PG13) – Fri, 4:30, 7:15, 10, Sat, 1:30, 4:30, 7:25, 10, Sun, 1:30, 4:30, 7:15, Mon-Thur, 4:30, 7:15 Letters To Juliet (PG) – Fri, 4:15, 7:30, 10:10,

MATTITUCK CINEMAS (Call 631-298-Show for times) Date Night (PG13), Iron Man 2 (R), Robin Hood (PG13), City Island (PG13), Furry Vengeance (PG), Letters To Juliet (PG), A Nightmare on Elm Street (R) The Montauk Movie (+) (631-668-2393) Closed for the season. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center (+) (631-288-1500) The Art of the Steal – May 14, 7:30, May 15, 7:30 Bay Street Theater (+) Woman of the Year – May 14, 8

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Noah’s, The New Hot Restaurant In Greenport By Henry J. Salmaggi Noah’s has quickly become the newest hot spot on the North Fork, and there are plenty of reasons why. Award winning chef Noah Schwartz and his wife Sunita have come up with a seemingly simple recipe for success. They are blending tantalizing tapas, with fresh, unique entrees, complemented by a delicious drink menu and a well structured wine list starring some local gems. This lively upbeat nightlife atmosphere would otherwise be missing in Greenport. Everyone knows size matters, and in this case, smaller is better. Chef Noah’s emphasis is on the tapas small style plates and “taste” dishes priced from $6 to $12 each. “I didn’t think the North Fork was fully ready for a busy tapas style place like the west coast is, but we’re doing great,” said Noah. We started our meal with Beau Soleil Oysters from Canada, off the raw bar portion of the menu. They were the perfect size and were like silk to swallow. They are a perfect complement to many of the wines Noah’s drink menu has to offer. Noah’s has the most extensive Oyster menu I’ve seen on the North Fork with three different varieties including Blue Point and Pipe’s Cove Oysters. Then we noshed on a Jumbo Lump Crab Cake with celery fennel slaw. This delightful dish was refreshing, light, and is not to be skipped. Moroccan Spice Lamb Meatballs were next, served in a Pomegranate glaze, with house made Hummus, and Harissa. These unique, and melt in your mouth meatballs have a sweet and spicy flavor. That was exemplified by the Castello Di Borghese Cabernet Franc I was sipping on. Before we get to the main course, we need to touch on Noah’s ambiance. The place itself is very warm and inviting, as symbolized by the fire ball burning next to the hostess stand when you walk in off of Front Street.

Noah shed the South Beachy feel of the space. There is a more industrial, Manhattan feel, and a chiller vibe. There is a decent size bar which has already become a favorite for locals looking for tasty cocktails. All the stools filled up fast in the early evening, as did the tables. That’s very surprising for a Monday night in the off season in Greenport. “The locals have been very good to us… the same faces come in everyday, sometimes even a few times a day, we’re doing great,” Sunita told me. If you were ever in the Frisky Oyster Bar, you won’t be disappointed to see the walls have been transformed from the busy paint splattered paper, to a relaxing light-green color. They’re decorated with classy, eye-catching framed fish artwork. The hardwood floors and high ceiling give the place fantastic acoustics and really bring it alive. And on a nice summer night you can dine street side, while starring through the the Carousel in Mitchell Park, right out into Greenport Harbor. Now, Noah’s is not just light bites, it’s a place for those of us with healthy appetites as well. And for people who are not into sharing food, there are larger entrée plates ranging from $15 to $26. We went with the full plate Crescent Farm Duck Confit. That’s served with fingerling potato, wild mushroom, and frisee salad. You can taste the freshness of all of the ingredients in the dishes. Nothing is overpowering. Everything blended together perfectly. Now here are the two dishes I enjoyed the most. The Grilled Sardines off the Small Plates menu. That was served with Piquillo Peppers, lemon aioli, and basil. This is a magnificent looking dish, and it tastes even better. “We don’t have a signature dish, we like to change everything up, but it seems like the Sardines are becoming a staple”, Noah told me. The other, as crazy as this

sounds, was the small plate of Sep’s Farm roasted Asparagus. They were roasted to perfection and topped with shaved parmesan, and Truffle vinaigrette. These two are a must order. For the finale, we went with the S’Mores Pot de Crème. Yes, it is toasted marshmallow served in a chocolate cream with graham crackers. “’I’ve actually seen people lick the bowl, go ahead, I’ll come back for it,” our waiter Dan Ramos said. And, I’m pretty sure he wasn’t kidding. The staff was well educated in the menu, as well as wines. They are very personable, and very attentive to the tables. Here’s a little about Chef Noah. He was the chef at the Seafood Barge at the Port of Egypt Marina until they closed for good this winter. The 31 year old Malverne native came home to Long Island after spending more than half a decade cooking at several different style places in California’s wine country. “When I came back a few years ago, and started cooking at Seafood Barge I realized this was the place, the North Fork is ready...people started to know me and my food.” Noah told me as he made the rounds from table to table. “I’ve always said it’s the perfect place (The North Fork) with the fresh agriculture and the rich aquaculture, and the wines.” Despite the diner rush, Noah and Sunita canvassed the crowd, shooting the breeze and making sure everyone was alright. We only heard positive feedback. Many of the local restaurants are reporting booming spring business. Noah’s which has only been open since February, is one of them, and is enjoying impressive early success. This joint will surely be a smash hit once the summer crowds pour into town. “The best thing is seeing people leaving with a belly full of food and a big smile on their faces” Sunita said. And I’m sure there is a lot of that in Noah’s near future. 136 Front Street, Greenport. 631-477-6720.

North Fork Events

SATURDAY, MAY 15 RELAY FOR LIFE - 7 a.m.-noon, hosted by Cutchogue Fire Department Ladies Auxiliary at firehouse. BIKERS FOR BARKERS - Registration 9-10 a.m. at North Fork Animal Welfare League, Southold. Motorcycle “Poker Run” to benefit NFAWL, hosted by Dog Town Day Care. RSVP: 631-765-8844. CUTCHOGUE CANINE CLASSIC - 10 a.m.-5 p.m. at Castello di Borghese Vineyards. Raffles, food, music and craft vendors. Canine registration begins 9:30 a.m. Funfilled dog show includes 12 “unique and silly” competitions including Best Mutt, Best Purebred, Best Rescue, Best Trick, Aged to Perfection. 631-734-7865, STREET PAINTING - ‘Madonnari’ street painting demonstrations, noon-3 p.m. at Martha Clara Vineyards and Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. Artists Bryan

DeLuca and Lianne Alcon at Martha Clara; artist Joanne McGiveron at Atlantis. Free; all welcome. 631-727-0900, ext. 305. MUSIC AT THE VAIL-LEAVITT- Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead: Guest renter Scientific Sound presents Witchdoctor with special guest Hot Buttered Toast, 7 p.m. Tickets, $5 at door. SUNDAY, MAY 16 CONCERT AT THE LIBRARY - 2 p.m. at Southold Free Library. Bluegrass, gospel and patriotic music on guitar, piano and vocals, including works by Irving Berlin and others. Free; all welcome. 631-765-2077. LIVE AT THE VAIL LEAVITT - ACT Out East Presents Seussical, Jr! Sunday, May 16, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead. Advance $10; at door $15. 631-3482142, MEDICINAL TEA PRESENTATION - 1 p.m. at Hallockville Museum Farm, Riverhead. Certified aromatherapist Donna Penny shares information on healing virtues of herbal teas and how to create a tea garden, as well as history and lore surrounding herbal teas. Tickets $5. Reservations: 631-298-5292.

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FRIDAY, MAY 14 MATTITUCK IDOL - 7 p.m. in Mattituck High School auditorium. Tickets $10; available in attendance office or call 631-298-8471, ext. 3247. NORTH FORK COMMUNITY THEATER - ‘110 in the Shade,’ May 14-30. Musical based on Richard Nash play “The Rainmaker” with songs by Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt. Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 p.m.; Sunday matinees 2:30 p.m. Free pre-performance reception Thursdays, 7 p.m. Tickets $20. 631-298-NFCT, MOVIE AT THE LIBRARY - ‘Bandslam’ 5:30 p.m. new kid in town assembles fledgling band. At Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport. Free. 631-477-0660.

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Day By Day

PICK OF THE WEEK SUNDAY, MAY 16 SOUTHAMPTON ANTIQUES FAIR kicks off, running from 9 to 3, every other Sunday, through October at 159 Main Street, Southampton. Benefits Southampton Historical Society. Free admission. For more information call 631-283-2494.

COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 54 Kids’ Events – pg. 49 Movies – pg.54 BENEFITS HELP WHIP CANCER! – May 15, 11:30a.m., Pampered Chef Party in Southampton to benefit LI2DAY Team Heaven Can Wait,, order online at SOUTHAMPTON HOUSE TOUR – May 15, 1:30p.m. – 4:30p.m., 5p.m. reception. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton, $75/$90, 631283-2494, SOUTHAMPTON ANTIQUES FAIR – May 16, 93, runs every other Sunday thru October, 159 Main St., Southampton, 631-283-2494, SPRING SALE – 10-3, baked goods, local honey, crafts, treasure, Christ Episcopal Church, 4 East Union Street, Sag Harbor, to rent a table call Helen at 631725-0128, free admission, no early birds. POTATOHAMPTON – May 23, 9a.m., 5K Minithon from Bridgehampton Militia Park, $30 advance, benefits Southampton Animal Shelter, THURSDAY, MAY 13 CLASSICAL DRAWING PORTRAIT WORKSHOP – with James Daga Albinson/LIFAA, for adults, 6-9 p.m., Guild Hall, through June 10, call 631-324-0806 to register, LATIN DANCE WORKOUT CLASS – 7p.m. for 4 weeks, Firm Fitness, 295 Montauk Highway, Speonk, 631-325-9600 THURSDAY NIGHT JAM SESSION – 7 to 9p.m., Bay Burger presents live jazz, Free. 1742 Sag HarborBridgehampton Turnpike, Sag Harbor 631-899-3915, JIM TURNER OPEN MIC NIGHT – 9 p.m., Blue Sky Restaurant, Sag Harbor. No Cover. 631-725-1810 FRIDAY, MAY 14 FRIDAY MORNING BIRD SEARCH – 7:30a.m. – 9a.m., Arshamomaque Reserve, Southold, bring binoculars, 631-765-6450 ext. 218, DRIPS, DRABS AND SPLOTCHES – Noon talk looks at the animated surfaces of Fairfield Porter’s paintings, Parish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton, 631-283-2118 Bring a lunch, The Parrish will provide beverages and dessert. CANDLELIGHT AT WOLFFER – 5-8p.m. live music by JohnnySwim, wine, cheese plates available. No cover charge for music. 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. wolf-

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Champagne Reception: 5:00 pm $75 in advance $90 day of tour (self-guided) For tickets call (631) 283-2494


First Annual Home Tour Saturday, May 15: 1:30 to 4:30

The White House, home of Antiques Fair DINNER AND A MOVIE - $25 at The American Hotel, includes ticket to Picture Show at Bay Street Theatre, 631725-3535, PICTURE SHOW – 8p.m., Woman of the Year starring Tracy & Hepburn, Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor, $5, 631-725-9500, DJ KARO – at Blue Sky Restaurant, 63 Main Street, Sag Harbor. No Cover. 9:30 p.m. 631-725-1810 SATURDAY, MAY 15 FARMERS MARKET – Every Saturday, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., 85 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. Area farm produce and prepared foods. 631-288-3337, HIKE – 10a.m., meet on Red Creek Road, Hampton Bays, 100 yards from Route 24 to hike Hubbards Creeks/Sears Bellows County Parks. 631-369-2341. RESTORATIVE YOGA – 10:30a.m., Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton, $25, 631-2830774 ext. 523X CULINARY DEMO –12-2 p.m. Loaves & Fishes Cookshop, 2422 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-5376066 ALI, THE POPE AND THE VIRGIN MARY – 2:30p.m., The Watermill Center, 39 Watermill Towd Road, Water Mill, reservations at, TASTING & PIZZA DEMO – 3p.m., Lucy’s Whey, 80 North Main St., East Hampton, Free, 914-693-1117, MEET THE 72nd GUILD HALL ANNUAL WINNERS – Gallery Talk 3p.m., Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton, 631-324-0806 ext. 24, DINNER AND A MOVIE - $25 at The American Hotel, includes ticket to Picture Show at Bay Street Theatre, 631725-3535, PICTURE SHOW – 8p.m., Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner starring Tracy & Hepburn, Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor, $5, 631-725-9500, CANTA LIBRE CHAMBER ENSEMBLE – 8p.m., Shelter Island Presbyterian Church, Route 114, Shelter Island, Free, 631-749-1488, DJ MATT COSS – Blue Sky Restaurant, 63 Main Street, Sag Harbor. No Cover. 9:30 p.m. 631-725-1810 SUNDAY, MAY 16 HIKING & BIRDING – 8a.m. – 10:30 a.m., David A. Sarnoff Pine Barrens Preserve, Riverhead, bring binoculars, 631-765-6450 ext. 218, HIKE – 9a.m., Manorville Hills County Park new trail, AFTERNOON CONCERT – 3p.m., Cello and Piano, Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton, 631-283-0774 ext. 523 AUDITIONS FOR THE MUSICAL CABARET – today at 2:00p.m., tomorrow at 6:00p.m,Southampton Cultural Center’s Levitas Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton, 631287-4377,

MONDAY, MAY 17 MEET THE 72nd GUILD HALL ANNUAL WINNERS – Lunch Time Lecture 12:30p.m., Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton, Bring a bag lunch, beverages and dessert provided, 631-324-0806 ext. 24, TOBACCO CESSATION CLASS – 6p.m. on Mondays through May 24, Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton register at 631-283-0774 ext. 523 TUESDAY, MAY 18 WOMEN IN BUSINESS LUNCHEON – Noon – 2p.m., Rumba, 43 Canoe Place Road, Hampton Bays, $20, SINGER-SONGWRITER SERIES – Live, local musician showcase, Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor, $5, 631-725-9500, WELLNESS SERIES – 6p.m., Ed and Phyllis Davis Wellness Institute at Southampton Hospital. Also May 25, call 631-726-8800, JODY CARLSON JAZZ TRIO –7-10p.m., Pierre’s Restaurant, 2468 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton 631-537-5110 WEDNESDAY, MAY 19 MIND/BODY/WELLNESS – for cancer patients 4:30p.m. – 6:30p.m., Southampton Hospital through June 2, 631-726-8800 to schedule evaluation, EAST HAMPTON CHAMBER HONORS ED DRESSLER – 5:30p.m., Nick and Toni’s, 136 North Main St., East Hampton, $45, call 631-324-0362 . JOHNNY B OPEN MIC NIGHT – 9 p.m.–midnight. Sign up at 8 p.m. Quogue East Pub, 530 Montauk Hwy, East Quogue. 631-653-6677 THURSDAY, MAY 20 GRANTS AT YOUR FINGERTIPS – 4p.m., East End Arts Council, 133 East Main St., Riverhead, Free, 631-3692171, CLASSICAL DRAWING PORTRAIT WORKSHOP – with James Daga Albinson/LIFAA, for adults, 6-9 p.m., Guild Hall, through June 10, call 631-324-0806 to register, LATIN DANCE WORKOUT CLASS – see May 13 listing STRAIGHT TALK: REAL PEOPLE – featuring health care professional and photographer Kurt Leggard, 7p.m., Bridgehampton Child Care & Recreation Center, 551 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, 631-537-0616 SINGLES NIGHT – 7p.m., East Hampton Bowl, 71 Montauk Hwy., East Hampton, 631-324-1950, THURSDAY NIGHT JAM SESSION – May 13 listing JIM TURNER OPEN MIC NIGHT – See May 13 listing. FRIDAY, MAY 21 FRIDAY MORNING BIRD SEARCH – 7:30a.m. – 9a.m., Chatfield’s Hole, East Hampton, bring binoculars, 631765-6450 ext. 218, TALL SHIP – Visit the Lynx at Sag Harbor Yacht Club, 27 Bay St., Sag Harbor today 4-5p.m. dockside tours by donation, tomorrow and Sunday, 10-1 dockside tours and 2-5 adventure sails, call 866-446-5969 for prices and more information, 2010 STATE OF THE PECONIC BAYS – 8a.m. – 4p.m., Duke Lecture Hall, Stony Brook Southampton, for reservations call 631-765-6450 ext. 212, DJ KARO – See May 7 listing ONGOING MONTAUK PLAYHOUSE – Weekly schedule of adult badminton, men’s basketball, yoga, open gym etc.. 631-6681124 for full schedule. LIFE DRAWING – Uninstructed workshops 10 a.m.–2 p.m., 7–9:30 p.m. Tuesdays. $7. Instructed class 10 a.m.–12 p.m. Thursdays. Veterans Hall, 2 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377 FITNESS WITH FIDO – Saturdays. Free group walk for people and their dogs. 10 a.m., weather permitting. Dogs must be leashed. 631-325-0200 ext 118. 118 Old Country Rd., Westhampton. MINDFULNESS GUIDED MEDITATION CLASS – Chairs and cushions provided. Free. Sundays, 8:30 a.m. Mandala Ayurvedic Healing Arts, Amagansett Square. 631267-6144

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Letters FRIENDS TILL THE END… Dear Dan, Regarding your Facebook friend requests, I notice you have been trying to “friend” a lot of people here in Patchogue on Facebook. However, there are two things that need to be cleared up before we can be Friends. First, you wrote a mean and factually inaccurate editorial about the people of Patchogue last year after Marcelo Lucero was murdered in our village by a young man from Medford. You said some pretty mean things about us Dan and ignored all the good things that are happening in this vibrant and diverse community. I have lived here almost 19 years, raised four children and started a business here five years ago, so I know a thing or two about our village. Patchogue is a middle class town that certainly does not the kind of money or a “brand name” that other east end communities have. However, in a “down” economy our main street is bustling, construction and development are happening all over town and there is a music and arts scene here that is just exploding right now. Young people and families are moving here because it’s an affordable pace to live. We have two colleges, Suffolk County’s largest performing arts center, two ferries to Fire Island, lots of restaurants, a half dozen live music venues, two art galleries, easy access to mass transit and Sunrise Highway, and a lot more on the way as projects like New Village and Art Space are currently under construction. And it’s all within walking distance! Dozens of volunteers and a forward thinking village government have all worked together to create some real magic in recent years. So I think you owe us an apology for the hateful and hurtful words you wrote, and maybe you owe it to your readers outside of Patchogue to report more about the really good things that are happening here. Second, those of us who do volunteer work here have often sent press releases to you about events, especially arts events that your readers might be interested in. Several times your editorial department has told us that Patchogue is “outside our readership area.” Yet stacks of your papers are all over town and your advertising people are here trying to sell ads. It seems you want people here to read Dan’s Papers and you want our ad dollars but you won’t cover events in our village. I know from my work on the board of the Patchogue Theatre that people from “out east” do come into Patchogue for entertainment and restaurants here in town so we really are a part of your readership area. I have had one prominent member of the arts communities in the Hamptons tell me that she considers Patchogue part of the east end. Have you changed your editorial policy? Are you planning to cover Patchogue now? I hope you understand how deep these feelings are about these two issues. Just say Dan’s Papers to some of us and we get a knot in our stomach. All of that being said, I have always enjoyed reading Dan’s Papers so it really hurts that this has come between us. I think it’s time for you to make amends and I for one would like to see that happen. Come on and visit us. I’d love to give you a tour of the amazing things that are happening here and introduce you to some of the people who are making it happen. There are dozens of great events coming this summer so this is a good time to cover our village. I think Dan’s Papers and Patchogue would be a good fit together and we could be good friends. It’s up to you Dan. Respectfully, Christopher Capobianco Via E-mail I love Patchogue and I’m sorry I was mean. -DR FOR THE RECORD

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Dear Dan, As part time resident of Quogue, I read with interest your article on George Motz dated May 7, as well as the one in the Southampton Press, May 6. There is, however, a major difference between the two articles. In your article, you state that Motz cherry picked his companies trades and assigned the profitable ones to his personal account. It would indicate that he was lining his own pocket and that of his wife, Kittric, who happens to be the village judge. In the Southampton Press article, they unequivocally state that Mr. Motz did not “pocket the money,” but assigned it to the companies proprietary account. This is a significant and material difference of the same story. I would appreciate a clarification and I believe that your readers would like to see a response in your next edition as well. On another point, you state that Mr. Motz appointed his wife as judge. Although I do not know, but it would seem unlikely he could do this. For the record, I’ve never met or spoken to Mr. or Mrs. Motz. I look forward to your clarification. Peter D Jones Via E-mail I think she ran for office and won. As for the mayor, whatever the hocus-pocus, it was a crime and he was convicted. -DR THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES… Dear Dan, Just when you though it was safe we have a sicko bringing a bomb into Times Square? Then we have the oil spill that will kill the gulf fishing industry for two decades, and now a sex offender trailer in the Hamptons. What will happen next? Well I made it. I am now the bionic man. I had a pacemaker installed and I’m good for another thousand miles. Life is not easy for sure. I had never been in a hospital so this was a new experience for

me. No wonder people can’t get better, you can’t sleep in a hospital. When you get to sleep there’s always someone coming in to take your tempter and check your pulse? I told a nurse, if you come in one more time I wouldn’t have a pulse. Now get the hell out. I wasn’t a happy camper for sure. My heart rate was 29, so I had no choice, do it or die. When I got home I needed to replace my main air conditioner, have my tile cleaned, and my yard relandscaped because of the storm. Other than that, life is just a bowl of cherries! I see a sex offender trailer upsets the East Hampton broom buts? Oh what a big problem, just hire someone to watch it. It will give a job to some one out of work and just think maybe these guys will get some rest and maybe get a job. The rich and famous are so busy getting rich and famous that they forget that there’s another side of life. Marther found out some of the best people are in jail. They got caught –maybe you or I haven’t been caught yet? Something to think about? As I get rested I am feeling better. I think back at all the energy I had at Dan’s Papers. All the people I met and helped, and all the ads I brought in. We were cranking then. Life is like the earth always turning, changing. I look at the airline industry, United and Continental are merging. I feel bad that the Continental name will go by the wayside. I remember when the flight attendants were beautiful and they had to speak two languages. Some were nurses. I mean real RN’s. Today, they are lucky if they can find a guy under 200 lbs. under 50, with a high school diploma. It is a crazy life, but the ride was fun and I got to meet many great people at Dan’s Papers. You are one of them for sure. Be well. Pete Lutz Florida Via e-mail Miss you Pete. -DR

Police Blotter Laptop Stolen Somebody stole an $800 MacBook laptop from a woman in East Hampton. The woman believes that the laptop computer was stolen while she was sleeping. $800 MacBook? Was this the version that was sold in 1989? Because last time I checked a MacBook costs people 2 to 3 grand, and it does so many amazing things! You can check your e-mail with it! Madoff Wannabe George Motz, the former Quogue Village Mayor, was sentenced to 8 years in prison for securities fraud after pleading guilty. Shocking A man in Montauk zapped himself while trying to repair his lawn mower. The electric shock the man received was powerful enough to floor him to the ground. He was able to quickly recover, did not need to call the police, and then called a landscaping company to help him out. Shoe Stuck In The Gas A woman in Eastport was arrested for DWI after he shoe got stuck in the gas peddle of her car and she hit her husband with the car. The woman was leaving a parking spot outside of a restaurant when the incident occurred. Dang Jimmy Choo’s.

Heroin? Really? There have been reports all over Long Island about a growing problem of teens and heroin. So far the blotter has been empty with teenagers and heroin until last week, when police arrested an 18 year-old man who has had previous narcotics violations. The man was found to be in possession of three capped hypodermic needles on his person. Shelter Island A rabid raccoon was sent to heaven by a Shelter Island resident thanks to a trusty 12 gauge shotgun. Shelter Island 2 Reports of unusual drops of blood pressure have been reported on Shelter Island. Apparently many have reported that literally the second they get off the ferry and onto Shelter Island, their blood pressure strangely goes down dramatically. An investigation is underway. It Was Like A Football The writer of this police blotter his a rabbit this week in his car while driving to Montauk. This is the second time that this has happened on “the stretch.” The rabbit went flying into the air, kind of like a punted football. We said some prayers, it was very sad, poor little guy. By David Lion Rattiner

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East Hampton: 2 sweet 1 BR cottages, newly renovated, A/C, steps to Maidstone Park beach. Cottage 1: $12,500. Cottage 2: $14,500 with washer/ dryer, shed. (631)324-5942 (631)276-8110. Pics, movies:

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East Hampton GREAT DEAL! Beautiful 3 BR, 2 bath, heated pool, CAC, sun room, 2 frplc's, very private, backs to reserve. MD- LD $30K; July- LD $27K Pool maintenance included. Flexible terms. Email East Hampton: A treasure in the for photos woods. 3 BR's, 2 baths, close to 917-232-7002. ocean and bay, wrap around deck. MD- LD, also weekly East Hampton Northwest, 1.5 $1,800. 631-848-3388. acres, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, pool, outdoor shower/ hot-tub, 631-563-9429 East Hampton Barnes Landing 5 BR, 3 baths, heated pool, walk East Hampton/ Sag Harbor conto bay beach, 5 minutes to ocean temporary saltbox in private beach, large deck & patio, new wooded setting. 3 bedrooms, 2 appliances & carpeting, w/d, out- bathrooms, lovely heated pool, door shower, quiet area, extend- CAC, fireplace. Extraordinary ed season $32,000. Owner master suite with Jacuzzi. Season $25,000. (212)560-2203 (631)495-5118 Long Season Available. EAST HAMPTON bright, like new furnished 4 bedroom, 3 East Hampton Springs Extra bath, heated inground pool, large wooded lot 3 bedroom, 3 CAC, w/d, fireplace, 2 car bath, CAC, ranch, fireplace, 20x garage, backs to reserve. Season 40 heated pool with waterfall, $29,000. Flexible terms, 1500 sq ft private deck, fish pond. MD- LD $25,000, July(516)779-0710 LD $22,000. 631.329.2732 or East Hampton close to bay and email ocean beaches. Charming house Quogue East Realty Co. on quiet cul-de-sac. 3 BR, 2 (631) 653-9660 baths, CAC, heated pool. All amenities and utilities included. $25,000 Negotiable. For photos Grand newly or call East Quogue. built cedar shingled dutch colo(516)449-6424 nial in the village. 3 br, 2.5 ba, hardwood floors, fireplace, custom kitchen with granite and East Hampton/ Northwest subzero appliances, detached garage. July $15,000 AugustModern white contemporary Labor Day $23,000. Wooded acre. Heated pool, Central air, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Walk to water. East Hampton! Outdoor shower, Decks, Stunning, large. 1 level Skylights, Free WIFI Designer Decorated Contemporary. July 1 -Labor Day $26,000 July $13,000 August -Labor Day $16,000 Flexible. (703)994-1009

3 BR suites/ jacuzzi, HDTV's, internet, expansive great room, grand piano/ player. European dining, French doors galore! Gourmet kitchen. Gorgeous heated pools/ waterfalls, huge deck, private 1 acre professionally landscaped. Romantic night scape lighting, more... MD- LD $39,500. June $9,900. July $19,500. August $24,000. July- Aug. $37,900.

East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access. MD- LD $32,000

July $14,000 August- LD $17,000 Owner: (516)676-7779 (516)448-2321

Summer Rentals EA ST Q U O G U E 5 BR, 3.5 bath, outside shower, large pool, hot tub, piano, secluded. Aug- LD $18,000. _____________

3 + BR, 2.5 bath, MD- LD $18,000 _____________

1 BR, private deck/ backyard Now-Sept 1 $6,000 pays all! 631-431-5143 EAST QUOGUE: 1910 quaint farmhouse, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet street, 1 block from Bay, 15 minutes to Ocean beach, updated kitchen. Available weekly, monthly, seasonal. Owner (570)224-6773 EAST QUOGUE Waterfront. Furnished 3 bedroom cozy cottage. Full laundry, dishwasher, new kitchen. Dockage. Season $6,000 negotiable. (631)742-4940 East Quogue: Waterfront Inn Beach, Dock, Private Furnished Rooms from $2,300 total. MD September 15th. 631-728-9835 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 Hampton Bays. Secluded on 3 acres, private bayfront newly built home. 6 br, 5 ba, 2 fireplaces, 2 car garage, inground pool, private beach. Memorial Day- Labor Day $90,000.

HAMPTON BAYS OPEN HOUSE Saturday, May 15 & Sunday, May 16, 1- 4pm, 9 Shawnee Street, just east of Canal. Shinnecock Bayfront Oldie. 5 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, good condition. Includes Rowboat, Kayak. 2 Weeks $5,500; July $9,200; August- L/D, $10,000. RE/MAX East (631)734-6000

East Hampton Village: charming 2 BR designer apt in vintage Colonial, w/d, country kitchen, walk all. Season $15,000 (646)831-1567

HAMPTON BAYS cottage on the bay, 1 bedroom and loft in newly renovated cottage on secluded property, private beach. All included. $20k Season, half season available. (347)777-6858 weekends (917)344-0054

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Hampton Bays/ Southampton Exquisite new professionally decorated Bay front home with BAYSIDE HEATED GUNITE POOL, 6 BR'S, 4.5 BATHS, dock, chefs kitchen, frplce's, more! MD- LD $99,000. Call owner. (631)255-1895

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2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT Summer Rentals HAMPTON BAYS Guest House 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath, Shinnecock Bay Private Beach, Mooring. Kit/ LRFurnished. Close to Ocean Beaches, Marinas, Restaurants. No Smoking, MD- LD $12,500. (516)369-2302. HAMPTON BAYS Large 5 Bedroom, 3 Bath house on Shinnecock Bay. Private property, secluded area, private beach, OS, barbecue and Jacuzzi, w/d, d/w all included. Old World Charm. $40,000 long season or monthly (347)777-6858 (917)344-0054

HAMPTON BAYS Perfect Summer Getaway MD- LD $25,000 July- LD $20,000 or monthly Lovely House, Pristine Setting on 1 acre. 2 Bedrooms, Large Double Deck, Outdoor Shower, Kayak. Swim from Dock, Bike to Ocean. Pet Friendly. No Smoking. Owner *646-221-7463 *917-687-3919

Mattituck: 1st floor, waterfront Estate, boat slip. 2 BR, LR w/ custom bar & fplc, DR, EIK, large laundry/ storage room with w/d, private entrance, full bath, CAC, CVAC, alarm system. Private patio, heated pool. Furnished/ unfurnished. Secluded private community. No smoking/ pets. References. July- Aug $15,000. Suitable one/ two. (631)298-8600

Montauk: Summer Paradise. 2 Min Walk to Beach. 4 BR, 2.5 Bth. Cathedral Ceiling. $3500/ week. Additional Pictures w w w. m o n t a u k h o m e . n e t . 516-987-8383 Noyac/ Sag Harbor. A must see! Charming cottage. Walk to bay. Private entrance. 2 BR's, 1 bath, living room, EIK, large deck. No smoking. July 1- LD $7,500 or Aug 1LD $4,500. 631-283-6218 NOYAC/ Bayview Oaks beachfront cottage. Quiet family community, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, full kitchen, CAC, access to private beach, $2,500/ week. (631)225-6265

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SAG HARBOR 2 bedroom July Shinnecock Hills: Southampton & August $9,500. 1 BR $7,500, 7 BR, 6 Bth, Totally Renovated, Pool, Tennis, Hottub. July $40K, (516)459-9598 Aug- LD $45K 917-941-8389 SAG HARBOR: Quiet, private, newly refinished 3 bedroom, 1 Morley Agency bath ranch, fireplace formal DR. 38 Hampton Road 24 hour service and only screened porch, garage, AC, new Southampton, NY 11968 25 miles from NYC! Call kitchen, 2 minutes to village, 7 631/283-8100 for special monthly rates minutes to ocean beaches. 516 889-1300. $19,500 Season, year round $2,850/ month. (631)725-7189 SouthamptonWaterfront Gem! Glistening views, sandy QUOGUE: Quaint 1 BR Cot- Sag Harbor: 2+ BR Cottage, bay beach, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 tage. Dune Road. Steps to kitchen, LR, 100' from water, baths, windows galore, central Ocean. MayLD. $20K. private beach, w/d, dr, decks. air, waterside sunset deck. MD– NowSept 1, $16,000. LD $110,000 212-481-3824, 917-453-0593 (914)772-3393 Morley Agency SAG HARBOR charming 3 Quiogue/ 38 Hampton Road bedroom. Walk to beach, minWesthampton Beach Southampton, NY 11968 utes from town, $17,000 MDWalk to town, 2 BR, 2 bath 631/283-8100 LD extended Season. cottage, swimming pool. (631)252-1131 MD- June $7k. July $8k. Sept $5k Sag Harbor Charming home in Southampton Condo- Spark(516)817-1578 Baypoint. 2/3 Bedroom, 2 full ling Fresh! Cathedral ceiling, Bath, ranch. Bike to town, walk fireplace, sunroom, 2 bedrooms, Jean Carbone Real Estate to beach. Pet friendly. By the 2 baths, central air, garage, 61 Montauk Highway season, month, week, or week- deck, pool and tennis. MD– LD Quogue, NY end. Room rental also an option, $23,000 631-653-4197 into year round. Flexible with dates and price. Call for more SOUTHAMPTON information. (631)725-5237. VILLAGE Quogue– Prime location South Lovely Home with Pool. of Quogue Street, bike to beach, Walking Distance to one of Quogue’s charming older Sag Harbor: full season. Studio Main St, beach, and more. estate updated, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 w/ kitchen, bath, deck. All inMD- LD $45,000. baths, July only $55,000. cluded. Walk to beach, private Call (917)287-5207 entrance & parking, no smoking. Jean Carbone Real Estate $12,000. (631)725-7183 61 Montauk Highway SOUTHAMPTON Quogue, NY SAG HARBOR large 6 BR, 4.5 VILLAGE 631-653-4197 bath home/ heated pool. SeparSmall Studio. Private. ate cottage also available. For Just remodeled. Private photos and additional info go to: entrance. Season $6,000. Quogue– Canal front with spec- or Year round $1,200. tacular views, 4 bedrooms, 3 call 631-259-1694. (516)848-8885 (516)921-5414 baths, $39,000 July 1st- LD Sag Harbor Village 1 BR, 1 QUOGUE - 4 Bdrms 3 Bths, bath apt in historic district, walk SOUTHAMPTON Heated Pool, Tennis. Website: to all, newly renovated. Gas heat 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, & hot water, no pets. On-site CAC, heated pool, $40K MD- LD, Nathan, LSA, parking. Long Season $13,500 Jacuzzi/ hot tub, 631-725-1743. (516)424-1404 finished basement. Sag Harbor Village: 2 BR, 1 landscaped, immaculate! REMSENBURG bath Farmhouse, totally renovatsecluded retreat. ed, deck, walk to water. $25k $3,500 weekly 3 bedrooms, 2 baths on MDLD. (631)725-4265, or $15,000 monthly. canal with private dock, (917)207-0310 Call: (631)283-4583 or wrapped deck, dead end street. Cell: (631)807-7907 SAGAPONACK 4 bedroom, 3.5 $22,000 MD- LD. bath, heated pool, 3 car garage, (571)274-8686 close to everything, MD- LD Southampton: Attractively furnished, adorable studio apartRemsenburg Deal! Charming 3 $70,000, July $30,000, August ment. Private entrance. Pretty $35,000, longer season available, Bedroom, 2 Bath, heated pool, garden. Large, beautiful home. AC, 6/25- LD $20k, July $10k, (631)276-3317 Caring owners. Season $9,200. August $12k. (646)242-5352 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE (631)283-8613 Storybook cottage on private SAG HARBOR SHARE acre. Bike to beach, Bay, Village Southampton Country cottage. 1 single bedroom, private bath, Center. 2.5 bedrooms July 1 bedroom with large great room AC, TV, garden, walk town, $8,000, August- LD $10,000, & kitchen. Wood floors, cathe$1,500 month, $950 year round, dral ceiling. MD- LD $14,000. (631)283-3339 (917)344-9556 (631)725-1091 No Smoking/ pets. 516-909-9515 Skip the Hamptons and rent an oceanfront luxury room or suite at the Allegria Hotel in Long Beach.

Sag Harbor Beautifully renovated, charming WATERFRONT COTTAGE 2/ 3 BR's, 2 baths, dock, little private beach, 2 minutes to Village. Now- LD $35,000 (917)842-6842

SAND CASTLE Oceanfront-Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; terrace overlooking ocean; pool; Season. $16,500; 1 Month $8,500 (917)842-5658 Shelter Island - Hamptons Prime Summer Rentals, Sales, Waterfront. Drew Dunleavy, Broker Buyers Representative (516)316-8864

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SOUTHAMPTON/ SAG HARBOR NEW IS NEW! 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, townhouse with garage, pool, playground on premise. HD plasmas everywhere! Minutes to town. Extended season no additional charge. Courtyards of Southampton. (516)413-0000

WAINSCOTT STUDIO second floor, private entrance, terrace, cathedral ceilings, kitchen, AC, wi-fi. June- LD $14,000, (631)806-5442

Southampton Townhouse. 2 story, 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath, CAC, pool/ tennis. MD- LD $20K or monthly. 212-617-2806 Water Mill- Freshly Renovated! Light, bright, fireplace, 3 516-297-8782 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, a/c units, 2car garage, deck, heated pool. Morley Agency MD –LD $33,000 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 11968 631/283-8100 Water Mill finished lower level Southampton Village- Manion 5+ Acres in Private cured Traditional! Tastefully Gated Community. stylish, bright and spacious, ca8 Bedrooms thedral living, 4 bedrooms, 3 (2 master suites), baths, central air, heated pool. 8.5 Baths, MD– LD $69,000 Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen Southampton Village Charming w/ Granite tops old Victorian offers bright, throughout, Eat-in. cheerful 1 bedroom apartment, Library, fireplace, completely furnished, each with Central air, 2 wet bars. private entrances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to Sound system all. Cable, internet included. throughout. Available MD- LD or July & Professionally August. No smoking, no pets. Landscaped. (631)283-7043 (646)942-3870 Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters.

Southampton Village SOH! 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, living room with fireplace, study that could be used as 4th bedroom, granite kitchen, central heating/ AC, patio. Heated gunite pool/ pool house. MD- LD $44,000 plus two extra weeks. (917)612-1854.

MD- LD $225,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell

Southampton Village South Walk to ocean, restaurants, Renovated 2 BR cottage. June $9,000, July $12,000, August $13,000. Weekly available. (212)786-2562

WATER MILL/ DEERFIELD 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, CAC, 18x44 heated gunite pool, 1.5 acres. July 1- LD $45,000 (631)871-1808

WATER MILL 1 room cottage on 9 acre property. 3 minutes to Southampton Village: SUMocean. MD- LD $15,000 MER RENTAL/ SALE. 2 BR, 1 (917)572-5090 bath cottage, walk to village, bike to ocean. July $7,000. Aug- WESTHAMPTON BEACH LD $9,000. Call (631)283-4622 Bath & Tennis Club. 2 separate

Southampton: Waterfront Studio $7,995. MD- LD. Spectacular Shinnecock Bay view from 3.5 acre Co-op. Swimming pool, laundry on premises, full kitchen/ bath, walk-in closet, ceiling fans, BBQ in backyard, full bed & full sofa bed. Absolutely no pets. References required. Southampton luxury town- E 3 r d B a s e @ Y a h o o . c o m house 3 BR 2.5 baths, walk to (917) 685-8203 village, CAC, heated pool, tennis. MD- LD $50,000. June WAINSCOTT barn style 5 bed$16,000. July $23,000. Aug, rooms, 3.5 baths plus OS, heated $25,000. Owner (914)273-4522 pool, also sauna. (914)671-8369 (845)300-7133 (914)525-3064 (914)391-1265 Southampton Lake House with private access available July and Aug. 4 Bedroom, 2 Bath, Ranch, Awesome place to summer for more info. $14000. (516)987-8940.

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 11968 631/283-8100

units available Daily, weekly, monthly, season. (917)523-7099 WATER MILL 5 bedroom, 4 bath, private acre, heated pool, tennis, CAC, July/ August $40,000. August only $30,000. Price neg. Dogs okay. Owner (917)406-0660 WATER MILL Open House Saturday 12-3 Waterfront 3 br, 2.5 ba, near Jitney, Village, Beach. Sailboat, Avail July 1. $19,000 monthly see, #1422 (914)584-0631

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WATER MILL Park like setting on 9 acres with private pond. 5 bed, 4 bath, heated gunite pool,, 3 minutes from ocean. July $30,000, August $35,000, East Quogue. ranch. $1,950. season $75,000. (917)572-5090 WATER MILL up to 2 bedrooms, each with private bath available for summer rental. Pool, tennis. Small dogs okay. $13,500/ room. (212)253-1150 Westhampton: Great 4 BR, 3 Bath. Air Conditioned. Heated Pool. Private Acre. Cable TV. Internet. Season $23,500. Owner (631)288-6458 or (212)375-9100

3 br, 2.5 ba

Hampton Bays: 3 Bedroom Apartment. Large Fenced in Backyard, Walk to Beach. Pets OK $1680/ month plus utilities. 516-680-4417, 631-725-1433 North Haven, 3 BR, 2 bath, garage, newly painted, nice appliances, CAC, fplc, large back yard, quiet community, private beach and boat slip. Avail 7/1, $2,350 monthly. (631)537-0579

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Bridgehampton Brand New *Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bath on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, DR, game room, 6 TVs. *Also 7 BR, 5 bath house avail with all amenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-285-2440

Hampton Bays Reduced $592,500/ $490,000 OPEN HOUSE daily 12-3pm 45 A Bellows Terrace Rd.

East Hampton: new construction, 3,400 sf, 4 BR En-Suite, den, full basement, HVAC, walk to Bay beach, park. $775,000. (631)767-8847

Over sized ranch. Flag lot. 4 BR, 2 bath, 2.5 car garage, heated gunite pool. Recent upgrades, amenities. Owner 631-728-0868 Cell 631-278-5366

EAST HAMPTON village fringe. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, private yard. Half acre. $495,000. Appointment. (631)897-2151

Rooms EAST HAMPTON Beautiful private suite, your own entrance and bathroom, furnished, pool, close to water and town. (212)988-3395 (917)838-2503 (631)324-3451

SAG HARBOR Main street, Spacious 1 BR apartment, 1st Westhampton 6 BR, 4 marble baths, pool, tennis court & hot floor, parking, $2,200 month intub. Season $30,000 or monthly. cluding utilities. (631)725-1611 EAST HAMPTON near village, Also, 2 apts on the beach from or (917)226-8534 private bath, separate entrance, $2,000 monthly. (212)980-1212 AC, cable ready, no smoking, no Sag Harbor Village pets, summer season. (1) Ranch, 2 BR, 1.5 Bath (631)324-7322; (212)372-1841 WESTHAMPTON BEACH! W/D, EIK, DW, Full BaseWOW! Nifty 2 BR, 2 bath ment, Garage, Dead End Townhouse w/ pool & water Street. Minutes from Main HA M PT O N BAY S views. Short walk to town & Street. $2,250+. WATERFRONT bch. Avail. for season or shorter. (2) 1 BR apt., 2nd floor, EIK, Owner (973)885-4219 bright, clean, private entrance, Rooms Available available May 1, $1,400+. For Rent With Westhampton Beach beautiful 631-725-4895 Kitchen & Private Bath pied-a-terre, 1 BR, 1 bath Condo, Walking Distance To just renovated, w/b fplc. MDMontauk Highway LD $13,500. Available daily, Sag Harbor Village $950/ Month Unfurnished weekly, monthly. For sale, Prime location, 3 BRs, 2 baths, $1,050/ Month Furnished $375,000. Owner 631-288-7236 EIK, Fplc, W/D, garage, porch $275 Weekly Furnished & deck. Unfurnished. $100 Daily Furnished WESTHAMPTON BEACH Walk to everything. Charming cottage, sleeps 4, A/C, Available June 1st $2,400 mo. For Further Information pool, walk to town. Month, sea(760)333-3220 Call (631) 728-5131 son (631)727-0626 (631)680-8150 SOUTHAMPTON Commercial VILLAGE Westhampton Beach, lovely BRIDGEHAMPTON Office/ 3 bedroom, 2 bath, house, charmingly decorated, 3 Retail space for lease located in marble bath, LR, DR, EIK, BR, 2 bath, deck, fplces. $17,500 the heart of village. 5,000 sq. ft. $2.500/ month MD- LD, includes all, extras. Available now. $10,000/ mo. + (516)848-8885 Absolutely no pets/ smoking utilities. Cell (516)480-3302 (516)921-5414 (516)456-5776 Westhampton Beach O C EA N F R O NT Yardarm OPEN HOUSE Sat./ Sun., May 15/ 16 Noon- 2 pm 253 Dune Road, Unit 50 2 BR, 1.5 baths, private deck, pool, tennis. MD- LD $22,000 (917) 279-9381 (718) 875-3131 WESTHAMPTON CONDO ON DUNE ROAD BEACH Westhampton Bath & Tennis 1 bedroom suite overlooking ocean. Prime unit, marina, tennis, pool, spa, gym, restaurants... Available daily, weekly, monthly or MD- LD. By Owner Call Jeff: Cell (201)723-9440 Westhampton/ Remsenburg Charming guest cottage, 1 BR on family estate with pool, tennis and boat dock. $5,000 per month. (631)882-1986

Shelter Island "The Un-Hampton" 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, LR, DR, Fireplace, Full Basement. Waterfront with dock, 3 BR, 2 bath, fireplace Georgiana B. Ketcham, Licensed Real Estate Broker Shorewood Office 631-749-0800 Heights Office 631-749-3388 Southampton: 2 BR Full Bath House W/D, Dishwasher, Basement, Garage. $1800 plus utilities. 631-259-3616 Southampton Towd Point area, charming, cozy, 2 BR cottage, CAC, pool, pool house with bathroom, bike to bay beach, $2,200. 917-929-3099

Sat. May 15, 1-3pm 18 Seven Ponds Rd. Water Mill $1.695M. $36K season. $49K- 3/31/11

Sat. May 15, 4-6pm 9 Cliff Dr. Sag Harbor $2.295M. $85K season. $109K- 3/31/11


Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 East Quogueâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Expansive Custom Ranch, marble baths, granite counters custom cabinetry, stainless appliances, oak floors, mahogany inlay, cathedral ceilings, great room, substantial brick and bluestone fireplace, breakfast room, formal dining room, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, 2,300 square feet plus media room finished basement, manicured property, heated pool, garage. $699,500


Hampton Bays - Wow Giant new 5 bedroom, 3 bath home. 50 foot upper deck across rear of house with master bedroom & dining room entrances. Ideal mother/ daughter Just reduced to $530,000 Present all offers. Call Ron 631-283-2977 Hampton Bays: Apartment Building. Quiet Lovely Neighborhood. Three 1 Bedroom Apartments and One 3 Bedroom Apartments. Walk to Bay Beach. $60,000 Rental Income. $575,000 917-355-2687, 631-725-1433

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Bridgehampton: South of Hwy, 3 BR, 1.5 bath, .47 acre, room for pool. $1.4M. Exclusive. K.R. East Quogueâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Poets delightâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 bedrooms 2 baths, great fireplace .60 of an acre, $375,000 ExcluEast sive. Patchogue

MATTITUCK VILLA Enjoy exhilarating views of LI Sound from 4 romantic balconies and nearly every room of this magnificent home with beach on a private cul-de-sac. 5 Brs en suite, Gunite pool and every conceivable amenity, best grade commercial construction. $2,289,000. Call Suzette Reiss 516.815.5657 or John de Reeder 631.298.6161 Prudential Douglas Elliman RE

East Quogue: $339,000 new renovation, make it your own! Pick your own colors, kitchen Totally renovated Lakefront and bath! Hardwood floors home. 3 BR, 2 bath, 65x206, throughout. Mature plantings. dead end. $389,000 Steps to school, bike to village, will hear all offers! easy access to Sunrise Hwy. 3 Pat O'Leary, Prudential BR, 1 bath, basement, 1 car gar516-860-8767 age. Owner 631-288-8600, EAST HAMPTON Barnes 631-766-5387 Landing, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, East Quogue WATERFRONT! 18x36 pool, large deck, private 75' Dockage. Sunfilled ranch. beach parking, excellent rental his- CAC, Full basement, Great tory, quiet street, reduced for Room. $719,500. (owner) fast sale, $695,000. Owner (631)495-7771 (631)495-5118 GREENPORT Great location! Quogue East Realty Co. Front Street. Approximately Sag Harbor/ Noyac Studio Cot(631) 653-9660 1,300 s.f. Rent $1,950. Tel. tage on Upscale Cul-de-Sac. (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday terviews, Potential for Expansion 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. 917-355-2687, Hampton Bays. Tiana Shores. $360,000. Beautiful 3 br, 2 ba renovated 631-725-1433 HAMPTON BAYS: Buildings: ranch. Granite kitchen, open 3,600 sq. ft. $2400/ month; kitchen, dining living room. InEast Hampton 2,000 sq. ft. $1,500/ month. First ground pool. $455,000 off Hands Creek Rd. month is free. Both have Heat, Pristine Saltbox Bathroom. 220 3ph volts. Minutes to Beach & Village. (631)728-1114 Hampton Bays 4 BR, 3.5 beautifully WATER MILL SQUARErenovated bathrooms, stone 3,250 square feet. Prime Monfireplace, heated pool, CAC, tauk Highway, $5,950/ $4,000/ Contemporary Hi Ranch finished basement, mooring $2,000. Offices at $325, $675, 3 BR, 2 baths, 2 kitchens, NOYAC/ SAG HARBOR rights, circular driveway. $1,000. Doctor's office $1,100. 2 car garage. Private beach in $795,000. Call Ben (212)685-6500 Old Harbor Colony, South of Picturesque 4 Bed, Montauk Hwy. $699,000. 2 bath saltbox Call Caterina Pat O'Leary, Prudential (1900 sq. ft.) on private Proner, LSA 516-681-2600 2 acres. Heated pool, (917)569-0635 patio & deck, landscaped garden, CAC. Mins to Sag & Bridgehampton.

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Prudential Douglas Elliman Elaine Saladino 516-635-8892 Email: W E ST HA M PT O N Mint condition and renovated one bedroom, one bath basement apartment in beautiful neighborhood. Large windows and lots of light. $1,300 per month includes utilities. No smoking.

EAST HAMPTON DREAM BEACHHOUSE. 3 Bedrooms, 2 newly renovated baths, huge EIK, new stainless steel appliances, heated pool, on private half acre, one mile to private gated Clearwater Beach and marina. $599,000. Call Owner. (516)343-5592

Priced to Sell $949K Owner/ Broker (646)265-3308 (631)725-0824 HAMPTON BAYS/ Red Creek newly renovated 7 bedroom, 7 bath 10 minutes from Southampton. Must see! $949,000. (631)286-4726

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Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 11968 631/283-8100

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197

Sag Harbor Village: bldg lot, wooded 1/3 acre. Asking $350,000. ExclusiveK.R.McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471

for pool. Exclusive $390K WEB# Claudette Dixon 631.267. 7411

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Montauk. By the Sea, by the Sea, buildable lot less than a block from the best surfing-"Ditch Plains" Exclusive $375K WEB# 5405 John Taylor 631.267.7453

Southampton VillageNear Quogue– 1 acre building lot in Ocean Offering Has It All! Im- upscale subdivision, $795,000. pressive 5,460 square feet, 3 fireJean Carbone Real Estate places, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, 61 Montauk Highway mini-theatre, central air, 2-car Quogue, NY garage, pool, tennis. Co-Exclu631-653-4197 sive $5,750,000

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SETAUKET "Usable Waterfront" Exciting views of Conscience Bay from this newly renovated solid farm ranch with all amenities. $3,500,000. Hickey and Smith Realtors (631)751-4488

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197

Shinnecock Hills/ Waterfront Coldspring Inlet Floating dock deep water. Spectacular views! 4 BRs, 3 baths, 2 fireplaces, enclosed sun room, deck, finished basement, CAC, unQuiogue– Artist Chalet– 2 bed- derground sprinklers, outdoor room 2 bath charmer with fire- shower. $1,560,000 place, ROW to water, .50 acres (516)449-3515 $750,000 Exclusive Morley Agency Jean Carbone Real Estate 38 Hampton Road 61 Montauk Highway Southampton, NY 11968 Quogue, NY 631/283-8100 631-653-4197 Quiogue– New listing– Charming waterfront with tranquil views in a great neighborhood, 3 bedrooms and 2.5 half baths, library, formal dining room, Pool with pool house, 2 car garage, $1,595,000 Exclusive.


Southampton Village– Hampton Road Subdividable Investment Opportunity! Flexible use 1.35 acres, front parcel zoned office district or pre-existing 3 apartments, rear parcel zoned single family residential. CoExclusive $1,750,000

Quogue– South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,100,000. Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 WATER MILL- PRISTINE 3 bedroom, 3 bath .58 acre. Backs Horse farm Designer Landscaping, Renovated, private $1,150,000 (917)359-0293

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197

Westhampton Beach $299,000 Great starter/ summer home in the heart of the Village. Close to all. New roof/ siding/ heating system & hot water heater. Plenty of room for expansion. Rose Alfano Lic. R.E. Salesperson 631-335-8810

Quogue– New to the Market – Great Location Post Modern with impeccable grounds, Privacy, Privacy, Privacy, 4 bedrooms and 3 baths, Salt Water Pool, All Weather Tennis court, $1,950,000 Exclusive.

QUOGUE. New Condominium Community 16 individual homes, 3 plus bedrooms and 3 plus baths, 55 years and older, $800,000- 1,400,000. Our Exclusive

Quogue. 4 br, 3.5 bath post modern. Chef's kitchen, hardwood floors, fireplace, full finished basement, garage. $895,000

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East Hampton Office • 631.324.3900/6900 Amagansett. I have arrived- Nearly new, high end Nantucket-style on 1.8 acres, heated pool. Co-Exclusive $2.295M WEB# 42356 Arlene Amagansett. Laze away the Summers, Napeague Harbor waterfront cottage on Reckson 917.331.3919 swimable, sunable sailing beach. Exclusive WEB# 24717 Nona Hammer Amagansett. South of Village, stroll to the $1.9M ocean or add a pool to traditional on 1.36 acres. 631.907.1533 Co-Exclusive $5.995M WEB# 55427 Phyllis Southampton Office • 631.283.7300 Estey 631.267.7431 Amagansett. Lanes Compound, 2 homes on half acre: one renovated, one ready for your imagination. Exclusive $2M WEB# 31380 Dakota Arkin 631.267.7422

Water Mill. 2 acre waterfront land, bay, ocean and sunset views from cleared, flat parcel on cul-de-sac. Exclusive $5.75M WEB# 3323 Lylla Carter 631.702.9262

Amagansett. Stroll to Everything, from this village fringe postmodern, en-closed hot tub room, pool. Exclusive $1.325M WEB# 45972 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 East Hampton. Priced to sell, cozy 3 bedroom ranch set back from the road, landscaped, room

Montauk. Seasonal Oceanfront Co-op, affordable and rentable 1 bedroom unit, plus indoor pool with Jacuzzi. Exclusive $239K WEB# 46591 John Taylor 631.267.7453

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Hampton Bays: 1 BR, 1 bath Condo, South of Highway, End Unit, Heated IGP, Tennis Court, Gym, Close to Village, Train, Beaches. $219,000 917-414-7514 Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197

Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660

Westhampton– Waterfront, 1 + acre prime location, $1,100,000 Exclusive

Shelter Island. Picturesque location, high elevation, 1.35 acre sloping lot, lovely water views on all sides. Exclusive $850K WEB# 4093 Amagansett. Dramatic and delightful, revel in Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402 renovated 4 bedroom village traditional with pool and CAC. Co-Exclusive $2M WEB# Water Mill. Bayview Contemporary, 3 bedroom vertical cedar home with CAC, gardens 47649 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 and pool on shy acre. Exclusive $799K WEB# Amagansett. Modern Beach House, at beach, 44146 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426 fabulously renovated, open and light, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, CAC and pool. Exclusive East Hampton. Perfect Hamptons cottage. $3.35M WEB# 12467 Vicky Thompson Make a deal on this sunny 3 bed-room, 3 bath. Heated pool, new kitch-en. Exclusive $549K 631.267.7430 WEB# 27107 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 Amagansett. Windows to the World, window Bridgehampton Offices filled modern on large Lanes lot, lush gardens 631.537.3900/ 631.537.7773 with heated pool. Exclusive $3M WEB# 55728 Ted Goldbergh 631.267.7415 Water Mill. Hamptons Condo convenient to Amagansett. Adjacent to parkland, dunes lot Ocean, pool and tennis, 3 floors, 3 bedrooms, with ZBA approvals for house, pool, etc., pos- 3.5 baths, fireplace, CAC, finished basement, sible bay views. Exclusive $785K WEB# 5723 low CC. Exclusive $599K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 917.439.3404 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400 Amagansett Office • 631.267.3900


Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197

Southampton Village A Classic Colonial in the heart of the village. 4 BRs, 2 Baths. Heated Gunite pool and spa tub. Now $1,495,000! Internet #44122. Call Mary Broidy (917) 287-5207 Beau Hulse Realty Group

Quogue– South of Montauk Highway, 1 acre building lot in multi million dollar neighbor, $1,900,000.


East Hampton. Perfectly located lot, Barnes Landing, new survey and ready to build, .41 acre near reserve. Exclusive $395K WEB# 4431 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420

WESTHAMPTON BEACH Boaters Dream, Waterfront Coop. 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath. Heart of Village. Dock your Boat Right Out Front! 2 Large Decks. Water views from every window. Newly Renovated/ Mint Condition! Open Year Round. Reduced $479,000. Broker Southampton Waterfront (516)982-5110 Community, boaters paradise! Deeded water access Land only 100' away! Office and 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, Ranch, Cedar exterior. This newly reno- Montauk, half acre plus lot in vated home is "move in" con- panorama section. All permits in dition. FSBO For more infor- place and ready to build 2,900 sq mation ft home. Very private. $495,000. $645000. (631)786-1677. (516)695-0211

Located on Accabonac Harbor you'll find this quality two story traditional on one acre with over 375 feet of water frontage. The spacious living room with fireplace flows to a cook’s kitchen overlooking an enclosed porch with great outdoor dining and a terrace beyond. The four bedrooms are spacious, with access to a spacious upper terrace and breathtaking views that overlook a beautiful wildlife preserve. Call Kim Hovey, President on her cell 516-527-6082. $1,950,000 Exclusive.


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MONTAUK. SAT. 5/15, 11AM-1PM. UNIT 28 MONTAUK SHORE CONDOMINIUM PARK. Oceanfront Cottage, Montauk Shores. Sweet oceanfront 1 bedroom, 1 bath Ditch Plains cottage. Exclusive $599K WEB# 31085

MONTAUK. SAT. 5/15, 11AM-1PM. 100 DEFOREST ROAD, MONTAUK SHORES #29. Oceanfront vintage mobile home, Circa 1960 “Green Monster” at Montauk Shores Ditch Plains. Exclusive $495K WEB# 50888

Peter Moore 631.899.0271

Peter Moore 631.899.0271

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 5/15, 1:303PM. 201 COVE HOLLOW ROAD. East Hampton Georgica. .5 acre, house, pool and artist studio above 2 car garage. Three beds ,2 baths. Exclusive $1.695M WEB# 22067 Gene Vassel 631.324.3900

EAST HAMPTON. SUN. 5/16, 3:304:30PM. 45 KALMAN COURT. Contemporary Retreat In Northwest East Hampton. Light filled contemporary on 1.5 acres with beautiful white pines. Co-Exclusive $999,999K WEB# 34877

EAST HAMPTON. SAT 5/15, 121:30PM. 19 RENEES WAY. Renovated 3 bedroom, 2 bath 1-story on 1.17 acre. Heated pool. Large reserve. Two miles to East Hampton Village. Exclusive $845K WEB# 24814 Sharon Tompkins 631 907.1515

Nancy Howell 631.907.1503

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 5/15, 12-2PM. 11 ROYAL STREET. Must see newly upgraded 3 bedroom 2 bath home on secluded .67 acres with CAC. Exclusive $799K WEB# 45050

EAST HAMPTON. SUN. 5/16, 12-2PM. 6 HARRISON AVENUE. Four bedroom home with a pool. 3,000 SF +/-, 2.5 baths, CAC, .5 acres, deck, fireplace, ready for a deal. Exclusive $550K WEB# 51635

Tom Griffith 631.907.1497

Tom Griffith 631.907.1497

BRIDGEHAMPTON. SAT. 5/15 1-3PM. 51 MEADOWLARK LANE. One of the most desirable lanes in BH with private beach access to the Ocean and Sagg Pond. Four bedroom Modern Beach House on shy acre. Exclusive $4M WEB# 50187

WATER MILL SOUTH. SAT. 5/15, 1-4PM. 39 COBB HILL LANE. Bike to ocean. 7 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, carriage house, pool and tennis court. Exclusive $5.8M WEB# 22902 Tim Davis 631.283.7300 ext. 211

Linda Nasta 631.899.0309

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 5/15 & SUN. 5/16, 12-2:30PM. 51 N. CAPTAINS NECK. Four bedroom, 3 bathroom, pool, French country, Village home. Exclusive $1.25M WEB# 12556

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 5/15, 2-4PM. 13 PARRISH ROAD. Stroll to water, five minutes to Village. Adorable and affordable. Newly refurbished. Immaculate. Exclusive $475K WEB# 47502

Laura Hildreth 631.899.0350

Rik Kristiansson 631.741.7946

QUOGUE. SUN. 5/16, 1-4PM. 139 DUNE ROAD. Quogue Village Dune Road Bayfront. Nestled on a scenic one acre property on Dune Road overlooking the Quogue Canal. Exclusive $3.795M WEB# 50282

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 5/15, 1-3PM. 40 OLD FORT LANE. Waterfront 5 minutes from village. Incredible 6 bedroom with pool. Amazing waterfront setting. Exclusive $2.495M WEB# 36590 Sandra Griffin 631.204.2608 Holly Dunham 631.204.2639

WESTHAMPTON DUNES. SAT. 5/15, 1-4PM. 688 DUNE ROAD. Dream Beach House On The Open Bay. .Pristine 3 bedroom, 3bath, plus den. Open floor plan. Ocean and bay views. Boat mooring. Exclusive $2.395M WEB# 31568 Lori LaMura 631.723.4415

Lori LaMura 631.723.4415

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Dan's Papers, the 51-year-old bible of the Hamptons, is owned by Manhattan Media, a multi-media publishing company based in New York City,...