Issuu on Google+

st yle





CC.Dans.5.25.indd 1

5/15/09 3:22:47 PM

I’ve reached Crescendo. Have you?

Theater Rooms

THE HEIGHT OF PLEASURE. See it. Hear it. Feel it. It’s the coming together of the best in today’s high-end home technology with the art of great interiors. Premium brands like Runco, B&W, McIntosh, Focal, Krell and Crestron. Designed, programmed and installed by on-staff professionals who outperform the competition every time. Backed by a unique 24/7 client service commitment that will never leave you hanging. Reach Crescendo. Get inspired by the room designs in our 3,300-square-foot, state-of-the-art showroom on Southampton’s Main Street, or call for an in-home consultation.


14 Main Street, Southampton




Total Home Control Custom Audio/Video Lighting Control Systems Motorized Shades Phone / Networking / CCTV Commercial Installations Serving the Hamptons and Manhattan.

CRE001_FLAT_THEATERROOM_10.625x13.5_4C.indd 1

5/7/09 5:06:02 PM



Land Rover Southampton 355 Hampton Rd. 631-287-4141 Other Centres in Glen Cove, Huntington & Massapequa

Jaguar XK

Dramatic design in motion.


JAGUAR SOUTHAMPTON 355 Hampton Road 631.287.5151 Also in Huntington

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 4

OPEN HOUSES : Sat. 6/6 & Sun. 6/7 AMAGANSETT 6DWǧSP %HDFK3OXP&Wǧ Spectacular oceanviews surrounded by national park quality Dunescape. 5,600 sq. ft., 5 BR, 5.5 BA, custom millwork & cabinetry, 3 ďŹ replaces & 2-car garage. Heated chlorine-free pool w/poolhouse/bar area. Part of a 7-lot oceanfront enclave sharing 27 acres of pristine oceanfront. Dir: On Montauk Highway thru Amagansset village on the right before Cyril’s. Exclusive. F#47613 | Web#H0147613.

$PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH  [ 6DWǧSP %HDFK3OXP&Wǧ Breathtaking ocean & dune views from this 4000 sq. ft. home. 5 BR, 5.5 BA, custom millwork & cabinetry, solid mahogony windows & doors, eat-in kitchen. Chlorinefree heated pool & spa w/outdoor ďŹ replace & sauna. Enjoys a spectacular white sand beach & 27 acres of oceanfront! Exclusive. F#47189 | Web#H0147189.

$PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH  [ 6DWǧSP 2OG0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ The best buy south of the highway in Amagansett. This home sits on .85 of an acre and enjoys a great deal of privacy. 3 BR and 2 BA w/full basement, gracious livingroom w ďŹ replace & ooded w/light. Large private backyard & pool w/lots of decking. Very close to the ocean beach. Dir: Old Montauk Highway, Amagansett. Exclusive. F#68886 | Web#H52928.






Hands Creek Association, 2 blocks from Three Mile Harbor beach. For rent: 35k/full season. Pvt wooded property, 3 BR, 2 BAs, gunite pool. Mtk Hwy, North on Stephan Hands left on Hands Creek, Right on Clamshell, left on Scallop. Exclusive. F#66654 | Web#H14967.

Spectacular waterfront lot. Mesmerizing sunset views. Build your dream house with room for pool, tennis court and guest house. F#67346 | Web#H1818.

Located in Sag Harbor Village’s premiere beach community, this turnkey ranch is around the corner from the pvt sandy beach. Completely renovated with 3 BRs, 2 BAs, den. Exclusive. F#66676 | Web#H16071.


6DWǧDPSP .LQJV3RLQW5Gǧ Waterfront. Located in beautiful Clearwater Beach with pvt boating and beach rights just 1/10 of a mile to Gardiners Bay this updated contemp. has been totally renovated. Offering creek front views this 3 BR, 2.5 BA with great room, master suite, 2 fpls. Dir: Montauk Hwy, left onto Main St. in East Hampton, north onto North Main St., follow County Rd. 40 as it become Three Mile Harbor Rd. for 2.3 miles, turn right onto Hog Creek Rd., left onto Kings Point Rd. F#64451 | Web#H24181.



(DVW+DPSWRQ2IȩFH 6XQǧSP +DQGV&UHHN5Gǧ)RU5HQW Large Cottage on the village fringe. 2 BRs, 1 BA, living room w/fpl, separate DR, large eat-in kitchen, landscaped grounds, outside shower and pvt large deck. Convenient to the village, ocean. Dir: Hands Creek Rd. Exclusive. F#249800 | Web#H061557.

6XQǧSP 3HUF\3ODFHǧ Perfect beach house w/large great room, DR and remodeled kit. Master suite has a large walk-in closet. Large deck and pvt lushly landscaped back yard. Dir: Old North Hwy to Percy Pl. F#69620 | Web#H26593.


6XQǧDPSP &RSHFHV/Qǧ Resting on 4 acres, 4 BR, 2 BA chalet with water views, and rolling terrain, near Halsey Marina in beautiful Three Mile Harbor, Easthampton area. Available for summer rental at $35,000. Dir. Mtk Hwy to North Main St. bare left at Three Mile Harbor Sign 1 mi. to Copeces. Exclusive. F#68334 | Web#H14429.


Turn key traditional, south of the highway. This spacious custom home features hardwood ooring throughout, living room with ďŹ replace, and half bath all located on the main level. The second level includes master bedroom with full bath and 2 additional large BRs. F#67085 | Web#H30126.

2 BR, 2 BA Ranch, 1 block from beach. Located at the-end of cul-de-sac. Recently fully renovated, with boasting hardwood & tile ooring, beautiful kit. and bathroom design. F#69259 | Web# H21159.


6DWǧDPSP /RQJ3RQG7UDLOǧ Modern 4 bedrooms- 1.7 acres, light ďŹ lled, Central Air, Pool, Spacious. North off Montauk Hwy onto Sagg Rd. just after crossing small bridge veer Left at the fork onto Toppings Path, 1st left on Haines Path, Right on Long Pond Trail. Exclusive. F#56651 | Web#H0156651.



Maximize matters with this cordial 3 BRs, 3+ BAs Vintage-style! Very welcoming, with formal dining room, ďŹ replace and hardwood ooring. Relaxing pool. Stop by this friendly and inviting home. Dir. Main St. Exclusive. F#65418 | Web#H32553.

6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH 6XQǧSP 1RUWK+DUERU'Uǧ Perfect waterfront setting in private community. Large open kitchen, dining, great room and den with 2 ďŹ replaces. Lovely master suite with jacuzzi bath. Waterside pool has outdoor shower. Walk-out basement has large 5th bedroom/den. Private beach. Exclusive. F#250271 | Web#H23459.



Major reduction. 3 BR, 3 BA Contemp. situated on 0.80 acres. This enticing two-story boasts ďŹ replace, hardwood ooring. Swimming pool. Full-appliance package, central air. Basement. A residence offering real comfort. Exclusive. F#58393 | Web#H0158393.

2-story on 1 acre. Appealing corner-lot residence complemented by hardwood & tile ooring, a private guest suite and a formal DR, guest quarters. 5 BRs, 4 3/4 baths. Community tennis. Exclusive. F#67580 | Web#H11222.






Village, SOH, designer’s own Queen Anne Victorian on .5 acres w/mature landscaping, pool, pool house, 2 blocks to Main St., 5 blocks to ocean, gourmet eat-in kitchen, library, study, dining room, 3 BRs and 3 BAs. Excl. Dir: Hampton Rd. to Lewis. F#234579 | Web#H17206.


WATERMILL 6DWǧSP 0HFR[5Gǧ Must sell this month. Come preview before placing your bid. Bids starting at $1,000,000; beginning June 1st ending June 30th. Lovingly restored Farmhouse zoned residential is thriving as a B&B. “Box Farmâ€? as it is known, is listed with the National Historic Registry with 7 BR, 6BA, historic 200 year canopy of trees, serene country feel and gunite pool set on over 1 acre of handsomely landscaped grounds south off Mecox Rd. Exclusive. F#35087 | Web#H0135087.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP )DUPVWHDG/Qǧ Charming home tucked away between the farm ďŹ elds on a quiet street, affording beautiful views & sunsets. 3BRs, 2BAs, wood rs, eat-in kit. and a 3-season room off the deck. Room for pool. F#244697 | Web# H25998.




Marvel over the amazing panoramic sunset water views over Noyac Bay. This newly built home features a double height living room with ďŹ replace and wet bar, modern gourmet kitchen, formal dining room, family room, four bedrooms and three baths. The master has a Jacuzzi tub, large shower and waterside deck. A generous limestone patio and pool makes the perfect place to entertain. Exclusive. F#68419 | Web#H21796.


Stunning estate featuring 8 BRs, 6BAs, beautiful landscaped grounds, htd pool. Room for tennis. Close to ocean. Dir: Hampton Rd., south on Old Town Rd., left on Duck Pond Ln. Exclusive. F#60442 | Web#H27593.









 1LG]\Q $YH ǧ 


Great value! Appealing 3 BRs, 2.5 BAs Traditional-style. This intriguing 2-story boasts an open oor plan and ďŹ replace. Quality features. Many upgrades. Adjacent to reserve. Exclusive. F#67655 | Web#H18439.





Jawdropping views from this bright and airy Traditional on one acre in wine country. 4 BRs, 3+ BAs, formal living room with ďŹ replace, dining room, tea room, enourmous master suite, and heated gunite pool. Also for Rent: July-LD $70K. Exclusive. F#248393 | Web#H39461.






6DW 6XQǧSP 'XQH5Gǧ Explore this furnished 4 BRs, 4 BAs beach-site home. Delightful domesticity, set off by hardwood & tile ooring, ďŹ replace. Exclusive. F#69166 | Web#H30226.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IȩFH 6XQǧSP 'XQH5Gǧ Gated bayfront condo w/every amenity. 2 master suites, and 3,200 sq. ft. of interior space plus 2,500 sq. ft. of mahogany decking. Exclusive. F#69089 | Web#H17522.


P RU D E N T I A L E L L I M A N C O M 1197133

Š2009. An independently owned and operated member of Prudential Real Estate Affiliates, Inc. is a service mark of Prudential Insurance Company of America. Equal Housing Opportunity. All material presented herein is intended for information purposes only. While, this information is believed to be correct, it is represented subject to errors, omissions, changes or withdrawal without notice. All property outlines and square footage in property listings are approximate.

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 6

MAIN STREET OPTICS Dr. Robert Ruggiero


Exams • Contacts • Emergency Service Most Extensive Selection Including Cartier • Chrome Hearts • Oliver Peoples

• Open 7 Days Year Round •

82 Main St. Southampton • 631•287•7898













FRtimEateEs Es FREE


Lowest Price Guaranteed! We Even Beat Home Depot Prices!


Shop Home Service


631-324-8299 1-800-646-4755

Specializing in ALL Window Fashions

East End Tick & Mosquito Control Bo t

East Hampton Southold

287- 9700 324- 9700 765- 9700


With Shinnecocks Heading for a Casino, Everyone Loves Them



Facts and Questions at Immigration Forum by T.J. Clemente



Time for Action by Dan Rattiner Bridgehampton Could Be the Centerpiece for All of the Hamptons


If it Continues for More than Four Hours... by Dan Rattiner


Who’s Here: Tammy Nuzzo-Morgan by Katy Gurley


Southampton Dems Choose their Candidates by T.J. Clemente


From Nazi Germany Via Bordeaux by Debbie Tuma


Lisa Anderson, World Class Surfer, Visits Montauk by David Rattiner


Givin’ You the Business by TJ Clemente


Estate of Mind by Rebeca Schiller

16 20 27 34 30

South O’ the Highway Green Monkeys Whispers Sheltered Islander By the Book

36 39 41 46

Hampton Subway Newsletter 20Something Honoring the Artist Photo Pages

53 54

Tree People North Fork Dining Log


North Fork Events

56 57

Backbeat Art Commentary


Sophisticated Ladies at Gateway Playhouse


Landscape Design


Err, A Parent


50 51

New Cosmetic Procedures Shop ‘til You Drop

51 52

New Kids on the Block Classic Cars


59 60

Simple Art of Cooking Side Dish


Daily Specials




Triumph by Dan Rattiner The Disaster that is EH Town Hall by Dan Rattiner


i ca l S o l u t i



Fore! by Dan Rattiner


R 1196405


We bring the showrrom to you for accuate color coordinating and measurements

NUMBER 11 June 5, 2009

High Drama on the Eighth Hole at Montauk Downs Golf Club






HOME 8’ x 5’ Unit Only



a Week!

*Delivered to your home for one week from Wed. to Wed.


58 58

Art Events Movies

49 63

Kids’ Events Day by Day


17 64 64

Hampton Jitney Letters to Dan Police Blotter

65 81

Service Directory Classified

CALENDARS Pack up your sale items keep them safe, dry and ready to sell!


This issue is dedicated to the Shinnecocks.

2221 Montauk Highway • P.O. Box 630 • Bridgehampton, NY, 11932 • 631-537-0500 Classified Phone 631-283-1000 • Classified Fax 631-283-2896 Dan's Papers was founded in 1960 by Dan Rattiner and is the first free resort newspaper in America.

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 7


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 8





FREE TANGER COUPON BOOK Celebrate Summer Tanger Style with a FREE Coupon Book worth hundreds of dollars in additional savings. Simply bring this ad to Shopper Services. Expires 7/31/09 Code 1662509

Riverhead, NY I-495 East, L.I.E., Exit 72 or 73 Closer than you think & definitely worth the trip! 631-369-2732 Mon-Sat 9-9 Sun 10-8 buy direct from the manufacturer EXCLUSIVE SAVINGS


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 9


SALE ENDS 6/7/09

Take Half Off! †

Guaranteed Low Prices


Or It’s FREE!


Applies to same or comparable mattresses prior to delivery. We will meet any price on any Stearns & Foster®, ComforPedicTM, Internet, TrueForm®, Tempur-Pedic®, or Sleep To Live models. Excludes closeouts, special purchases, exchanges, floor samples, warranties, discontinued & one-of-a kind items. Must present competitor’s current ad or invoice.


Firm # #




REG $599.99



TWIN 2 PIECE SET . . . . . . . . .$ 49999 FULL 2 PIECE SET . . . . . . . . . .$ 57999


24999 28999




Top# #





REG $999.99

TWIN 2 PIECE SET . . . . . . . . .$ 69999 FULL 2 PIECE SET . . . . . . . . . .$ 89999



REG $1399.99




34999 44999

$ $





Pillowtop # #

TWIN 2 PIECE SET . . . . . . . . .$ 99999 FULL 2 PIECE SET . . . . . . . .$ 129999


49999 64999



† 1/2 prices applies to models listed only. All models available for purchase and may not be on display. Sleepy’s reserves the right to limit quantities - 1 per customer. Not responsible for typographical errors. Photos are for illustration purposes only.

A mattress is the most important purchase of your lifetime. 25 of your first 75 years are spent in bed.

The Mattress Professionals


The Most Trusted Name in Mattresses® • Over 50 Years • 700 Locations

For the nearest location CALL 1(800) SLEEPYS Showroom Hours: Monday thru Saturday 10am to 9pm, Sunday 11am to 7pm

Next Day Delivery - When You Want It !

©2009 SINT, LLC.

Free Layaway Financing Available

Road conditions permitting. Avail. on in stock models. Excluding Holidays, store pick-ups & Thursdays. Delivery fees apply. 1144513

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 10


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 11

Beachy keen.

Craving a low-key summer? We’ll help you finance it with the best rates, reputation and service coast-to-coast. Named Top Mortgage Originator for 13 Years in a Row

Let us bring you home.



DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 12


Managing Editor: Susan M. Galardi


Founder and Executive Editor: Dan Rattiner

/.%$!9%6%.4 3ATURDAY*UNETHAM PM 0URCHASEYOUR,IMITED%DITION'RAPE#HARM 7HILE3UPPLIES,AST #OLORS#ABERNET#HARDONNAY Associate Editor: Tiffany Razzano North Fork Editor: David Lion Rattiner Assistant Editor: Amelia Persans Shopping Editor: Maria Tennariello Wine Guide Editor: Susan Whitney Simm Display & Web Sales Executives (631) 537-0500 Catherine Ellams, Karen Fitzpatrick, Jean Lynch, Patti Kraft, Tom W. Ratcliffe III, Denise Ruggiero, John Wallace Classified Advertising Manager Lori Berger Classified & Web Sales Executives (631) 537-4900 Kathy Camarata, Steve Daniel Richard Scalera Art Director Kelly Merritt Production Director Genevieve Salamone Creative Director Lianne Alcon Graphic Designer Joel Rodney


Webmaster Colin Goldberg Business Manager Susan Weber Distribution Manager Thomas Swinimer

Publisher : Bob Edelman Associate Publisher: Kathy Rae Assistant to the Publisher : Ellen Dioguardi





Contributing Writers And Editors Roy Bradbrook, Alan Braveman, Patrick Christiano, TJ Clemente, Rich Firstenberg, Janet Flora, Sally Flynn, Bob Gelber, April Gonzales, Barry Gordin, Steve Haweeli, Mary Beth Karoll, Ken Kindler, Amanda Kludt, Ed Koch, Kelly Krieger, Silvia Lehrer, Christian McLean, Betty Paraskevas, Maria Orlando Pietromonaco, Jenna Robbins, Susan Saiter, David Stoll, Ian Stark, Maria Tennariello, Lenn Thompson, Debbie Tuma, Marion Wolberg Weiss, Emily J Weitz Contributing Artists And Photographers David Charney, Kimberly Goff, Barry Gordin, Christian McLean, Katlean de Monchy, Richard Lewin, Michael Paraskevas, Ginger Propper, Tom W. Ratcliffe III, Lisa Tamburini Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Advisory Board Theodore Kheel, Chairman, Richard Adler Ken Auletta, Barbaralee Diamonstein-Spielvogel Avery Corman, Frazer Dougherty, Dallas Ernst Audrey Flack, Billy Joel, John Roland, Mort Zuckerman Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers Office Open Monday - Friday 8:30 am - 5:00 pm

Š 2009, Brown Publishing Use by permission only. President & CEO: Roy Brown

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 13



We are open Sundays 12pm-5pm. Our East End Customers- Jump off LIE 64 on your way back west to see our full selection AMERICAN

Fish Eye Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Grigio . . . . . . . . $5.49 Forest Glen Cab, Chard, Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 Forest Glen P Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.99 Sterling S Blanc 750ML . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Mondavi Priv Sel Cab, Chard, Merlot . . . . . . . . . $9.99 Mondavi Napa Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $13.99 Beringer S Blanc. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Beringer P Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.49 Beringer White Zin 1.5LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Beringer White Zin 750ML . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.49 Beringer Sparkling White Zin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 Pepperwood Grove Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Noir, Syrah . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.99 Smoking Loon Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Noir, Syrah . . $7.99 Talus Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Grigio, P Noir, Syrah . . $5.99 Fetzer Valley Oaks Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Noir . $6.99 St Francis Cab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $17.99 St Francis Chard. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.99 J Lohr Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.99 Kenwood Cab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $11.49 Columbia Crest Grand Est Cab, Chard, Merlot . . . $10.99 Rodney Strong Cab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $14.99 Kendall Jackson Chard. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 RH Phillips Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 Meridian Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Noir . . . . . . . . . $7.99 Estancia Cab. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $11.99 Hess Select Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.99 Simi Cab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $18.99 Simi Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $13.99 Cline California Zin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.49 Chateau St Jean Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Blackstone Cab, Chard, Merlot, S Blanc . . . . . . $8.99 Bogle Chard, Merlot, S Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Hogue Fume Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Clos Du Bois Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $19.99 Clos Du Bois Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.99 Clos Du Bois Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 Toasted Head Chard. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.99 Newton Red Label Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $13.99 Louis M Martini Cab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $11.49 Frei Bros Russian River Chard. . . . . . . . . . . . . $13.99 Geyser Peak Cab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $14.99 Benziger Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$12.99 Forestville Cab, Chard, Melot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.99 Chalone Monterey Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.49 Black Oak Cab, Merlot, Shiraz . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 Sutter Home White Zin 750ML . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $4.49 Sutter Home Cab. Chard, Merlot 750ML . . . . . . $5.49 Rex Goliath Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.99 Franciscan Cab Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $21.99 Ferrari Carano Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $22.99 Liberty School Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $13.99 Far Niete Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $47.99 Gnarly Head Zin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Earthquake Zin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $24.99

CHAMPAGNE, SPARKLING WINES Nicolas Feuillatte Brut . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $31.99 Cooks All Types . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.99 Andre All Types . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $4.49 Domaine Ste Michelle All Types . . . . . . . . . . . $10.49 Kriter Brut . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.99 Pol Roger Brut . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $34.99 Cristalino Brut, Brut Rose . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.49 Veuve Clicquot Brut NV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $39.99 Piper Heidsieck Brut . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $31.99 Taittinger Brut . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $38.99 Saint Hilaire Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.49 Freixenet Cordon Negro Brut. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Korbel Brut . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.99 Korbel Chard, Extra Dry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $11.99 M&R Asti Spumante . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $11.99 Moet White Star . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $35.99

ITALY Folonari Pinot Grigio 1.5ml . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.99 Santa Margherita P Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $20.99 Zonin Montepulciano 1.5LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.99 San Giuseppe P Grigio 750ml . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Mionetto P Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $11.49

Order Deadline for Guaranteed Delivery Friday 12:00pm


Order Deadline for Guaranteed Delivery Friday 12:00pm


1-800-605-POPE (7673) (631) 289-1660 Fax (631) 363-5950


2799 ROUTE 112, MEDFORD Easy Access Off Exit 64 L.I.E. on N.E. Corner of L.I.E. Service Road in Motor Vehicle Shopping Center Ad expires 07/03/09

ALL BOTTLES ARE 750ML EXCEPT WHERE INDICATED - MUST PRESENT AD FOR DISCOUNT Mezzacorona P Grigio 1.5LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 Mezzacorona P Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 La Francesa P Grigio 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 Ecco Domani P Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.49 Ruffino Chianti 1.5LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 Ruffino Chianti . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.49 Santa Cristina Sangiovese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Bella Sera, Cab, Chianti, Merlot, P Noir, P Grigio-Rosato Rossi 1.5LTR . . . . . . . . . . $10.99 Corvo Red . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.99 San Giuseppe P Noir 750ml . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 San Giuseppe Pink P Gringio 750ml . . . . . . . . . $8.99 San Giuseppe P Noir 1.5 LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . $15.99 Giovello P Grigio 1.5LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $15.99 Black Oak P Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 House Jam Chillin Red . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 House Jam Chillin White . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 San Guiseppe P Grigio 1.5 LTR . . . . . . . . . . . $15.99

FRANCE Duboeuf Beaujolais Villages . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.99 Louis Jadot Beaujolais Villages . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Duboeuf Beauj Nouveau 2008 . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.49 Louis Jadot Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 Louis Jadot Macon Villages . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $11.99 Louis Jadot Pouilly Fuisse . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $21.99 E Guigal Cotes Du Rhone Red or White . . . . . . . $10.99 Domaine Vialan Cotes Du Rhone Red . . . . . . . $6.49 Duboeuf Beauj Nouveau 2008 . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.49 Paul Jaboulet Par45 Cotes Du Rhone. . . . . . . . $9.99 Mouton Cadet Red or White . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Monsieur Touton S Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.99 Lucien Deshaux P Fuisse . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $13.99 Louis Jadot Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $17.99

CHILE, SPAIN Casa Lapostolle, S Blanc. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Casa Lapostolle Chard, Merlot, Cab . . . . . . . . $10.99 Santa Rita Cab, Chard, Merlot. . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.49 Los Vascos Cab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.99 Gato Negro Cab, Cab-Merlot, Chard, Merlot . . . $5.99 Concha Y Toro Cab, Carmenere, Cab-Merlot, Chard, Merlot, S Blanc 1.5LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.99 Casillero Del Diablo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.99 Navarro Malbec 07 750ml . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.99 Terra Andina Cab Carmenere Sauv Bl . . . . . . . $6.99

AUSTRALIA/NEW ZEALAND Lindemans Cab, Chard, Merlot, Shiraz . . . . . . . . . $4.99 Black Swan Cab, Chard, Merlot, 1.5ml. . . . . . . . . . $9.99 Black Swan Cab, Chard, Merlot, Shiraz . . . . . . . . . $5.99 Black Opal Cab, Cab-Merlot, Shiraz. . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 Rosemount Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Grigio, Shiraz . $7.99 Jacobs Creek Cab, Cab-Merlot, Chard, Merlot, Shiraz, Shiraz-Cab . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 Oxford Landing Chard, Merlot, Shiraz . . . . . . . . . . $7.99 Yellow Tail Cab, Cab-Merlot, Chard, Merlot, P Grigio, Riesling, Shiraz, Shiraz-Cab 1.5LTR . . . . . . . . . . $11.99 Ozwell Cab, Merlot, Shiraz 1.5LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Wally's Hut Cab-Merlot, Cab-Shiraz, Shiraz 1.5LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 Matua Sauv Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$9.99 Tall Poppy Cab, Chard, Merlot, Shiraz 750ML. . . . $5.99 Tall Poppy Cab, Chard, Merlot, Shiraz 1.5LTR . . . $9.99

LONG ISLAND Pindar Autumn Gold, Winter White . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.99 Pindar Summer Blush . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 Pindar Winter White 1.5LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.99 Pindar Chard 1.5LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 Pindar Merlot 1.5LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.99 Pindar Spring Splendor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.99 Pindar Sweet Scarlett . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Pindar Pythagoras . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Pindar Cuvee Rare . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $16.99 Palmer House Blush 1.5LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.99 Peconic Bay Riesling . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.99 Peconic Bay Steel Chard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.99 Martha Clara Cab, Chard, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Martha Clara Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.99 Martha Clara Red Sweetie. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99

Martha Clara Rose . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99

JUMBO 1.5 LTR MAGNUMS Cavit Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Grigio, P Noir, Riesling$11.99 Bella Sera Cab, Chianti, P Grigio, P Noir . . . . . . . . $10.99 Stone Cellars By Beringer Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Beringer Founders Chard, Merlot . . . . . . . . . . $14.99 Turning Leaf Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Grigio . . . . . . . $11.99 Glen Ellen Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Grigio, W Zin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6.99 Bolla Bardolino, Cab, Chianti, Merlot, P Grigio, P Noir,Riesling, Soave, Valpolicella . . . . . $10.99 Luna Di Luna All Types . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $15.49 Woodbridge Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Noir . . . . . . . . . $11.99 Woodbridge P Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.99 Woodbridge W Zin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.49 Nathanson Creek Cab, Chard, Merlot, W Zin . . $6.99 Vendange Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Grigio . . . . . . $6.99 Impala Run Cab, Chard, Shiraz (S. Africa) . . . . . . . $6.99 Barefoot Cellars Cab, Chard, Merlot, P Grigio, Red Zin, S Blanc, Syrah, W Zin. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.49 Walnut Crest Cab, Chard, Merlot, Shiraz . . . . . $8.99 Fetzer Valley Oaks Cab, Chard, Merlot . . . . . . . . $10.99 Boucheron Red or White . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99 Sutter Home Cab, Chard, Merlot, Moscato, P Grigio, Red Zin, S Blanc. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.49 Sutter Home White Zin. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.99 Woodbridge S Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $9.99 Casa Del Coppiere 1.5 LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8.99

JUMBO 4 AND 5 LTR Franzia Blush, Chillable Red, Refreshing White, Sangria 5LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $11.99 Franzia White Zin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $13.99 Franzia White Merlot. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 Franzia Burgundy, Chablis, Chianti, Rhine, White Grenache 5LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$12.99 Peter Vella Blush, Burgundy, Chablis 5LTR. $12.99 Peter Vella Cab, Chard, Merlot, W Zin 5LTR $15.99 Villa Armando Rustico Red 4L. . . . . . . . . . . $13.99 Carlo Rossi Chablis, Burgundy, Paisano, Blush Chablis, Rhine, Chianti, Sangria, White Grenache 4L . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99

Vanilla, Watermelon LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $16.99 Nikolai Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 Stoli Razberi 1.75 LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $36.99

RUM Bacardi Light, Dark, or Select 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . $22.99 Castillo Light or Dark 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . $16.99 Captain Morgan Spiced 1.75LTR. . . . . . . . . . . $29.99 Mount Gay Eclipse 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $30.49 Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . $17.99

GIN Seagrams 1.75LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $20.99 Tanqueray 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $38.99 Beefeater 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $31.99 Gilbeys 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $14.99 Burnetts 1.75LR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $15.99 Gordons 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $18.99 Bombay 1.75. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $30.99 Bombay Sapphire 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $39.99 Fleischmanns 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $14.99 House Gin 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $11.99 Nikolai 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99

SCOTCH Dewars White Label 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . $33.99 Ballantines 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $25.99 Johnnie Walker Red Label 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . $33.99 Johnnie Walker Black Label 1.75LTR . . . . . . . $64.99 Chivas Regal 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $60.99 Famous Grouse 1.75LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $31.99 John Barr Gold 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $27.99 John Barr Black 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $38.99 White Horse 1.75LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $25.99 Duggans Dew 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $25.99 Inver House 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $14.99 Old Smuggler 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $19.99 Cutty Sark 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $26.99 Clan MacGregor 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $14.99

TEQUILA Cuervo Gold 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $36.99 1800 Reposado 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $35.99 Cuervo Silver LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $21.99 Mount Gay Eclipse 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $31.49

SINGLE MALTS, BRANDY, COGNAC Glenlivet 12 Years . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $35.99 Aberlour 12 Years . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $38.99 Macallan 12 Years . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $46.99 Glenmorangie 10 Years . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $40.99 Balvenie 10 Years . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $35.99 Paul Masson Brandy 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . $19.49 Blansac Brandy LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $13.99 Gran Duque D'Alba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $39.99 Jacques Cardin VSOP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $26.99 Chalfonte VSOP. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $19.99 Courvoisier VS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $29.99 Courvoisier VSOP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $35.99 Navan Vanilla . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $36.99 Hennessy VS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $29.99

VODKA Absolut 1.75LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $31.99 Three Olives 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $21.99 Georgi 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 Smirnoff 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $20.99 Ketel One 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $40.99 Stoli 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $36.99 Wolfschmidt 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 Finlandia 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $27.99 Gordons 1.75LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $14.99 Fleischmanns 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12.99 Tanqueray Sterling 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $30.99 LIV - Long Island Vodka LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $35.99 Sobieski Polish Vodka 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . $15.99 Russian Standard Vodka 1.75LTR. . . . . . . . . . $30.99 ZYR Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $25.99 House Vodka 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $11.99 Ruskova Russian Vodka 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . $17.99 Smirnoff Black Cherry, Blueberry, Citrus, Cranberry, Green Apple, Orange, Raspberry, Strawberry,

CORDIALS Harveys Bristol Cream 1.5LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . $22.99 B&B Liqueur . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $29.99 Baileys Irish Cream LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $25.99 Baileys Irish Cream 750ml . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$20.99 Marie Brizard Anisette . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $16.99 Grand Marnier LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $36.99 Amaretto Di Saronno . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $19.99 Irish Mist. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $22.99 Drambuie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $28.99 Baileys Caramel, Coffee, Mint Chocolate 750ml. . $22.99 Godiva Caramel, Chocolate, Mocha, White Chocolate 750ml . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $19.99

ASSORTED SPIRITS Canadian Club 1.75LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $19.99 Jameson Irish 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $41.99 Wild Turkey 80 1.75LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $36.99 Bushmills 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $37.99 Evan Williams 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $23.99 Fleischmanns Preferred 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . $14.99 Canadian Mist 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $17.99 Southern Comfort LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $22.99 Jack Daniels 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $40.99 Kahlua Coffee 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $35.99 Jim Beam 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $28.99 Seagrams 7 1.75LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $20.99 Wild Turkey 101 1.75 LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $36.99

VERMOUTH SWEET OR DRY Stock LTR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $4.99 Martini & Rossi LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7.99 Tribuno LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $4.49 G&D 3LTR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.99



Order Deadline for Guaranteed Delivery Friday 12:00pm


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 14

Travel with us to... BASEBALL AT THE NEW STADIUMS: New York Yankees: Sun., 6/7 TB, Sat., 7/18 DET, Wed., 7/22 BAL, Sat., 7/25 OAK, Wed., 8/12 TOR, Sat., 8/29 CWS, Mon., 9/7 TB, Sun., 9/13 BAL. New York Mets: Sun., 6/21 TB, Wed., 7/8 LAD, Fri., 8/21 PHI, Sat., 9/5 CHC, Sun., 9/6 CHC. Call or check our website for more information. “9 to 5”The Musical – Wed., Jun. 10th – $205 pp. – Don’t miss this new musical comedy based on the classic hit movie! Pushed to their boiling point by their boss, three female co-workers concoct a plan to get even with the sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot — a plan that spins wildly and hilariously out of control. West Point Military Academy Tour, Hudson River Cruise and Purple Heart Hall of Honor Museum Tour Thurs., Jun. 11th – $110 pp. - Springtime in the beautiful Hudson River Valley! First, enjoy your tour of West Point Military Academy with free time in the visitor center. Next have your gourmet box lunch as you ride on the Commander taking a one and a half hour cruise on the Hudson River. You will then travel a short distance for a special tour of the National Purple Heart Hall of Honor commemorating the extraordinary sacrifices of America’s servicemen and servicewomen who were killed or wounded in combat. Montreal and Quebec–6-Day Tour – Sun.-Fri. – Jun. 14th-19th - $1325 pp./do. - Montreal is a unique blend of old-world charm and new world glitz. Hampton Jitney is very excited to return to our Northern neighbors again this spring. There is a great deal to see and do, so come along for an exciting journey – you won’t be disappointed. You will have guided tours of Montreal, Basilique Saint Anne de Beaupré and Montmorency Falls, have some wonderful meals and do more sightseeing and shopping on your way home through Vermont & Massachusetts. “Guys and Dolls” – Wed., Jun. 17th - $197 pp. – A fly-by-night gambler woos a Salvation Army lass, and a showgirl tries to hook the founder of “the oldest, established, permanent, floating crap game in New York.” Songs include “Sit Down, You’re Rockin’ the Boat,” “A Bushel and a Peck,” “Luck Be a Lady,” and the title song. “The Clipper City” Tall Ship Cruise and Top of the Rock Observatory – Sat., Jun. 27th $105 pp. – Prepare for an amazing sensation as you step back in time during this one and a half hour sail across historic New York Harbor aboard the magnificent Clipper City ship. On your scenic cruise, enjoy stunning views of the Brooklyn Bridge, the Statue of Liberty and the Manhattan skyline. You will then have some time on your own in the Rockefeller Center area for lunch on your own (and some great shopping opportunities). Then, enjoy the stunning views from the Top of the Rock observation deck. Kutztown German Folk Festival – Sat, Jun. 27th – $69 pp. – The Kutztown Folk Festival is an annual event that celebrates German and Pennsylvania German Heritage emulating their way of life during the 18th & 19th centuries. This event includes music, folk music, arts and crafts, folk songs, folk dance and folk art. There are also countless things for children to participate in – they are guaranteed a fabulous day! There seems to be no end to the food – it’s all scrumptious and plentiful.

Sleepy Hollow Restorations – Kykuit and Sunnyside Home Tours – Thurs., Jul. 9th – $125 pp. – Your first stop will be to the magnificent Kykuit landmark. Home to four generations of the Rockefeller family, it commands a breathtaking view of the Hudson River and occupies a landscape of extensive stone terraces, formal gardens, and glorious fountains. After a wonderful lunch at Sunset Cove, overlooking the Hudson River, you will then visit Sunnyside, home of Washington Irving, on the east bank of the Hudson River. “Rock of Ages” – Sat., Jul. 11th – $160 pp. – “Rock of Ages” is a tongue-in-cheek jukebox musical set in the late 1980’s about a legendary Hollywood rock club facing its demise at the hands of eager developers. Meanwhile an aspiring young rocker, hungry for his big break and a small town girl chasing her dreams arrive on the scene, but how far will their ambitions carry them? This retro, trip down memory lane features music of rock icons of the era such as Journey, Bon Jovi, Styx, REO Speedwagon, Pat Benatar, Twisted Sister, Poison, Asia, Whitesnake and more. World Yacht Dinner Cruise – Sat., Jul. 18th – $145 pp. – Take a three hour voyage to enchantment where you can indulge in a sumptuous four-course dinner prepared free aboard the ship, dance to delightful music and enjoy gracious and attentive service against the dramatic, ever-changing panorama of the world’s premier skyline. (Note the dress code: “On the dinner cruise, proper evening attire is required. Gentlemen are required to wear jackets. Ties are recommended. Jeans, shorts and sneakers are not permitted.”) Hershey’s Chocolate World, Boyd’s Bears and a performance of “The Producers” – 2-Day Tour – Wed.-Thurs. Jul. 22nd-23rd – $299 pp./do. – Stay on the truly beautiful property of the Allenberry Resort, stop at the “humungous” Boyd’s Bear Country for a special experience, see a performance of “The Producers” at the Allenberry’s own Playhouse, take a trip to Hershey’s Chocolate World and enjoy a guided Trolley tour! You are assured a real fun tour, so join us for an amazing time in Pennsylvania.

Also Available: The Bronx Zoo – Sun., 7/26 “Pops by the Sea” 2-Day Tour in Hyannis, MA – Sun.-Mon., 8/2-3 Broadway Show Choice “Billy Elliott” or “South Pacific” – Wed., 8/5 Mohonk Mountain House Resort – Sun., 8/9 Lady Liberty Cruise – Wed., 8/12 Historic Hudson Valley – Thurs., 8/20 Saratoga Springs 3-Day Tour–Sun., 8/30–Tues., 9/1 “Wicked” – Wed., 9/9 Boothbay Harbor Maine Lobster Bake – 4-Day Tour – Sun.-Wed., 9/13-16

SHOW TOURS INCLUDE – Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details.

To Make A Tour Reservation Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton Or dial extensions 328 and 329 to reach our Greenport office.


We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more.

Visit us online at

for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott.

Hampton Jitney’s Value Pack Ticket Books are always available! Call, Stop in or Go Online to Purchase. • They never expire • Simple to purchase • Save time and money • Any rider can use - anytime

South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

Through our online website reservation and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for information & reservations. Make your travel reservations quickly and accurately, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Book.


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 15

Fore! High Drama on the Eighth Hole at Montauk Downs Golf Club By Dan Rattiner I played nine holes of golf last Tuesday morning at the Montauk Downs Golf Club. This club is one of the best kept secrets in the Hamptons. It was originally built as a private club in the 1960s. Its layout was designed by Robert Jones Jr., with his son, Robert Trent Jones, who at the time was about 23. It is now a public course, one of the 50 best in the country by all accounts, and it is a rigorous play. I had been invited to play by Dennis Lynch, who is producing a documentary called King of the Hamptons that will preview at the American Heart Association’s Heart of the Hamptons Gala at Hayground on June 20. I’m in the film, and when Dennis asked me to join two friends of his, one of whom would be carrying a minicam, I could hardly resist, even though the tee off time was at 8:15 a.m. We played the first seven holes routinely. Dennis sometimes had the video camera filming and sometimes not. There was practically nobody on the course that morning, the Tuesday before Memorial Day, and we had fun and clowned around, which is something you can do on a golf course when nobody is around. The eighth hole is a par 3. The green is downhill from the tee and just 165 yards away. Though it’s guarded by sand traps, you can drop

the ball onto the green if you are any good, which, unfortunately, none of us were. I teed off first and didn’t hit the ball square. It wound up short of the hole, but also short of the sand traps. I’d have a second shot over a sand trap. There was still a chance for a par. Dennis went second. As he went to the tee, his friend Chris, whom Dennis has known since grammar school, came over to me with a clip on microphone and told me Dennis wanted to mike

“It’s coming around,” said the cameraman. “I think it’s on the green.” “I hit it too far,” Dennis said. The other two hit and so we all trudged down the hill and onto the fairway. Chris was still talking about Dennis’ shot. “I don’t see it up there,” Chris said. “I think it went over,” Dennis said. Then he thought about it. “Could it be in the hole? Could I have had a hole in one?” He was now getting very excited, and he turned to the cameraman, who was still filming. “Keep filming,” he said. Apparently the camera had been on since Dennis hit the shot. “If this is a hole in one, we’ve got to get this whole thing.” We continued walking. As we walked on, with Dennis getting more and more excited, it occurred to me that just before we teed off at the beginning of the match an hour and a half earlier, we had decided to play for money just to keep it interesting. They had turned to me. How much a hole? “Oh, I don’t know. Ten bucks?” “Too little,” somebody said. “Okay about 10,000 bucks,” I said. “How about 10 bucks for a birdie, 1,000 bucks for a hole in one,” Chris said. “Five thousand,” I said. I had never seen a hole in one. We all agreed to this.

“Hole in one!” I shouted. The four of us went wild. “Hey everybody! Come on over! Hole in one!” me for the last two holes. He handed it to me, and I put the wire under my shirt, but then had trouble with the clip, which I wanted to attach to my collar. Chris helped though, but it interfered with my view of Dennis. Usually everyone watches the person who hits. I did hear him hit, however. “It’s off to the right,” he said. “Damn.”

(continued on page 18)

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 16

South Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the Highway

(and the North too)

Hamptons regular Joy Behar appeared with Elizabeth Hasselbeck on the season finale of ABCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ugly Betty.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Viewâ&#x20AC;? cohosts played themselves. * * * Author Dan Rattinerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s One Year on the Hampton Subway is a vivid account of the subwayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s maintenance records, explosions, worker strikes, celebrity weddings and art shows in 2008. It also details the fate of â&#x20AC;&#x153;the Voice of the Hampton Subwayâ&#x20AC;? Gladys Gooding, who fell onto the tracks and died, and sightings of some of the most prominent subway riders in the United States: Alec Baldwin, Mercedes Ruehl, Billy Joel, Paris Hilton, Marisa Tomei, Raoul Castro, Britney Spears, Roger Clemens, Paul McCartney and Kim Cattrall. Filled with anecdotes about the subwayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s history, maps and pictures, One Year on the Hampton Subway is sure to be a #1 bestseller. * * * After a recent stellar performance at Guild Hall, Liza Minnelli presented the Douglas Watt Lifetime Achievement Award on June 1, during the Astaire Awards celebration at Fashion Institute of Technology in NYC. She presented this award, in honor of drama critic Douglas Watt of Southampton, to Stanley Donen, who choreographed many movies with Fred Astaire. Wattâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s daughter, Patty Watt of Southampton, produced the awards ceremony. * * * Daytime host and bestselling author Rachael Ray received the esteemed 2009 American Women in Radio and Television Tribute Award at this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gracie Awards Gala on Wednesday, June 3 at New Yorkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Marriott Marquis Hotel. * * * Renee Zellweger was recently seen watching an NBA playoff game over dinner with a friend at Suki Zuki sushi bar in Water Mill. * * * Nick Cannon attended a party at AXE Lounge at Dune in Southampton last weekend. The party celebrated Cannonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Giant Magazine cover. * * * â&#x20AC;&#x153;Real Housewives of New York Cityâ&#x20AC;? star and Southampton resident Ramona Singer showcased her new jewelry line on the Home Shopping Network on June 3. The Ramona Singer Jewelry Collection features sterling silver, diamonds and gemstones, and was designed by Singer herself. * * * In other â&#x20AC;&#x153;Housewivesâ&#x20AC;? news, Kelly Bensimon will be continuing her ongoing feud with co-star and fellow Hamptons regular, Bethenny Frankel, as she signs on for another season of the popular show.


/&&)#)!,2/,%8*%7%,%2 2/,%8/934%20%20%45!,!.$'-4 -!34%2))!2%42!$%-!2+3

Ivanka Trump hosted Love Heals at Luna 1197814

(continued on page 35)

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 17


Hampton Jitney May/June Schedule

Effective Thurs., May 7 through Wed., July 8, 2009

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

6:30 6:35

7:30 7:35

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;











East Hampton










11:00 11:30 12:30 1:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 11:35 12:35 1:35 9:50 10:50 11:20 11:50 12:50 1:50 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 1:00 2:00











10:05 11:05

Sag Harbor



















Water Mill








9:20 9:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

9:30 9:35

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;





10:00 10:15 11:15 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 12:15 10:05 10:20 11:20 11:55 12:20 10:15 10:30 11:30 12:15s 12:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 10:55 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 12:55

Southampton Manorville

4:00 4:20

4:45 5:10

s s

5:15 â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

6:25 6:50

s s

7:30 7:55

8:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

Airport Connection Midtown Manhattan #

5:35 5:45

6:35 6:45

7:05 7:20

6:45 7:00

8:35 8:45

9:00 9:10

9:35 9:45

10:20 11:20 12:05 12:20 1:20 10:30 11:30 12:15 12:30 1:30

2:05 2:15

2:20 2:30

7 Days

W Sun Only

W Q Sun 7 Days & Mon

W Sun Only

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

3:15 3:20

3:45 3:50

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

4:45 4:50

5:30 5:35

6:30 6:35

7:45 7:50

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

9:30 9:35












9:15 10:00

Sun thru Fri â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 2:05

























4:00 4:30 Q 5:00


















9:30 10:15











9:35 10:20

1:30 1:55

2:30 2:55

2:45 â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

3:30 3:55

5:00 5:25

5:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

5:45 â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

6:30 6:55

7:30 7:55

8:45 9:10

9:45 10:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 10:55

3:20 3:30

4:20 4:30

4:35 4:45

5:20 5:30

6:50 7:00

7:20 7:30

7:35 7:45

8:20 8:30

9:20 10:35 11:35 12:20 9:30 10:45 11:45 12:30

12:05 1:05


W May Sun Only June Sat & Sun

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 6:20






AM LIGHT PM BOLD Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St.

6:30 6:35

7:30 7:35

8:00 8:05

8:30 8:35

Manhattan / 59th St.





Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection

7:00 7:20

8:00 8:20

8:30 8:50

9:00 9:20

Manorville Southampton

8:25 9:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 10:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 11:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 1:30 9:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 2:00 9:05 10:05 10:35 11:05 11:35 12:05 12:35 1:05 2:05 9:15 10:15 10:45 11:15 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 12:15 12:45 1:15 2:15

Water Mill Bridgehampton Sag Harbor



May May May Mon Sun, Mon Fri & Sat & Fri thru June June June Sat Mon Sun thru Q Sat June thru Fri Mon, Fri Only & Sat Sat Only 7 Days Only 7 Days Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only

June Only Sat Only





9:00 9:05

9:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:35 1:05 1:35 2:05 9:10 9:40 10:10 10:40 11:40 12:40 1:10 1:40 2:10 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 9:50 10:20 10:50 11:20 12:20 1:20 1:50 2:25 2:55


11:20 11:50









2:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 3:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 3:05 3:35 4:05 4:35 3:15 3:45 4:15 â&#x20AC;&#x201D;


â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 4:20 Q 4:50


9:20 10:20

1:20 2:20 3:20 3:50 4:20


East Hampton

9:30 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:30 3:30 4:00 4:30 9:40 10:40 11:10 11:40 12:10 12:40 1:10 1:40 2:40 3:40 4:10 4:40 9:55 10:55 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 11:55 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 12:55 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 2:55 3:55 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 4:55 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 3:00 4:00 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 5:00


Amagansett Napeague Montauk


â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;





Fri & Sat

May Mon, Fri Only Tue, Sun Mon June Thurs & Wed & Fri, Sat thru Fri X Q Fri Thurs & Fri 7 Days & Sun Only 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only Fri 7 Days Sat


Sun Fri â&#x20AC;Ą Fri â&#x20AC;Ą thru Only 7 Days Only 7 Days Thurs




2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:30 5:00 5:00 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 9:00 9:30 11:00 2:05 2:35 3:05 3:35 4:35 5:05 5:05 5:35 6:05 6:35 7:05 7:35 8:05 9:05 9:35 11:05

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 5:00 5:30 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:30 10:00 11:30 12:30 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 3:25 3:55 4:25 5:25 5:55 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 6:25 6:55 7:25 7:55 8:20 8:50 9:50 10:20 11:50 12:50






6:40â&#x20AC;Ą 7:30â&#x20AC;Ą

4:50 5:50â&#x20AC;Ą 6:30 6:50â&#x20AC;Ą 5:00 6:00â&#x20AC;Ą 6:40 7:00â&#x20AC;Ą 5:10 6:15â&#x20AC;Ą â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 7:15â&#x20AC;Ą 5:20 6:20â&#x20AC;Ą 7:00 7:20â&#x20AC;Ą



7:35 8:05 8:35 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 9:35 10:00 11:00 11:30 1:00 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:00 1:30 8:05 8:35 9:05 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:05 1:35 8:15 8:45 9:15 9:45 â&#x20AC;&#x201D;


â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 9:20 Q 9:50 10:20


8:20 8:50 9:20




7:50 8:30 9:00 9:30




8:00 8:40 9:10 9:40


8:00â&#x20AC;Ą 8:10â&#x20AC;Ą

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

8:10 8:55X 8:20 9:00X

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

9:55 10:00

10:45 11:45 12:15 1:45 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 11:50 12:20 â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

Quogue Westhampton


7 Days

â&#x20AC;Ą 7 Days

7 Days

Mon, Tue, Sun Thurs & Wed & Sat Fri 7 Days

ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. â&#x20AC;&#x153;No showsâ&#x20AC;? may be charged full fare.

TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting ofďŹ ce or online. Trip availability is subject to change â&#x20AC;&#x201D; always call or refer to our website to conďŹ rm schedule.

Fri PM


Mon AM

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 12:15 12:40

6:20 6:30 6:35 6:45 6:50 7:00 7:25

5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:55

Lower Manhattan






Fri PM

8:30 8:35

9:30 9:35

11:30 11:35

1:30 1:35

3:30 3:35

5:30 5:35

6:30 6:35

9:00 9:05

9:30 9:35

Battery Park City - South End Ave. & Albany Across from Gristedes


Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St.

8:40 9:00

9:40 10:00

11:40 12:00

1:40 2:00

3:40 4:00

5:40 6:00

6:40 7:00

9:10 9:30

9:40 10:00

Airport Connection










Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank

4:30 4:35

Westhampton Quogue

10:50 10:55

11:50 11:55

South Street Seaport - Pearl St. & Fulton St. East side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

1:50 1:55

3:50 3:55

6:10â&#x20AC;Ą 6:15â&#x20AC;Ą

7:50 7:55

8:50 8:55

East Quogue Hampton Bays

11:05 11:10

12:05 12:10

2:05 2:10

4:05 4:10

6:25â&#x20AC;Ą 6:30â&#x20AC;Ą

8:05 8:10

9:05 9:10

11:15 11:45 11:20 11:50 11:30 12:00 11:35 12:05

Stuyvesant Town - 1st Ave. & 17th St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 16th & 17th) at the bus shelter in front of Starbucks


Peter Cooper Village - 1st Ave. & 23rd St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education building


Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett

6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25 7:30 7:40 7:50



These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway.


This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops.

Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th.


These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival.

These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound).


The â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bonackerâ&#x20AC;?: Non-stop service to East Hampton, available Friday.

This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed.


These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun.

Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on the other side. ARRIVAL TIMES ARE ESTIMATES AND CAN VARY DUE TO WEATHER, TRAFFIC CONDITIONS, ROAD CONSTRUCTION AND DAY OF WEEK. HAMPTON JITNEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYS BEYOND OUR CONTROL. ON CERTAIN TRIPS, PASSENGERS MAY BE REQUIRED TO TRANSFER.

HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes.

READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville

Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St.

Enjoy the ultimate in comfort â&#x20AC;&#x201C; a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17â&#x20AC;? leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service.


â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

May May Fri thru Mon thru Mon Sat June June 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days

8 Ambassador Class Service

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

2:30 3:30 5:00 6:30 7:30 8:45 10:30 2:40 3:40 5:10 6:40 7:40 8:55 10:40

Trip Notes Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following deďŹ nes the codes.


12:25 12:55 2:25 12:30 1:00 2:30


2:15 3:15 4:45 6:15 7:15 8:30 10:15 2:20 3:20 4:50 6:20 7:20 8:35 10:20

7:05 8:35 10:20 12:20 2:20 4:20 5:20 6:50 8:20 9:20 10:35 12:20 Airport Connection Manhattan # 7:20 8:45 10:30 12:30 2:30 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:30 9:30 10:45 12:30

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

5:00 6:10 8:15 10:15 12:15 5:05 6:15 8:20 10:20 12:20 5:15 6:25 8:30 10:30 12:30 5:25 6:35 8:40 10:40 12:40


To The Hamptons WESTHAMPTON LINE To The Hamptons

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

Hampton Bays East Quogue

2:00 2:30

10:50 11:50 12:20 1:50 10:30 11:00 12:00 12:30 2:00 10:40 11:10 12:10 12:40 2:10 â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;


â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

2:10 2:40 3:10 3:40 4:40 5:10 5:10 5:40 6:10 6:40 7:10 7:40 8:10 9:10 9:40 11:10

4:50â&#x20AC;Ą â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 5:50â&#x20AC;Ą 6:45â&#x20AC;Ą â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 5:20â&#x20AC;Ą 6:00 6:20â&#x20AC;Ą 7:10â&#x20AC;Ą 7:30 5:25â&#x20AC;Ą 6:05 6:25â&#x20AC;Ą 7:15â&#x20AC;Ą 7:35 5:35â&#x20AC;Ą 6:15 6:35â&#x20AC;Ą 7:25â&#x20AC;Ą â&#x20AC;&#x201D;



To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE


LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Lower Manhattan continues this winter. MEADOWLANDS SERVICE: As long as the Giants are still in the Playoffs, we will continue our round-trip Meadowlands service.

Lower Manhattan Westbound MTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations: s s s s s


s .ORTH3IDEOF7ATER3T Broad St. s 3TATE3T"ATTERY0LACE (Bowling Green Subway Station) s #HURCH3T#ORTLANDT3T (Connection to Path Trains to N.J.) s 3OUTH%ND!VENUE

631-283-4600 212-362-8400 1196883

â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

W June Only Sun Only


4:30 4:35


W May Fri thru Mon W Beg. 6/23 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days


â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

8 K


To Lower Manhattan


AM LIGHT PM BOLD Montauk Napeague


W W Beg. Mon Fri 6/21 thru Sun & Sun W thru Sun Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Mon Only 7 Days Mon Only



8 K


June Only Sat Only




June Only May Mon May Sun Mon thru Sun, Mon Fri thru & Fri SHs Sat SH,MAs June Only Fri Sat June Sun thru (May & 7 Days Only 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days 7 Days June) 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days


8 May Sun June Fri & Sat thru Fri June SH,MAs Only Sat Fri, Sat Only Only & Mon Sat






DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 18


(continued from page 15)

Having reviewed this conversation and having remembered that it had all been filmed at the time, I decided it might be a good idea if I got to the green first, maybe just a step or two, to see whether the ball was in there. I didn’t want any reaching into the hole and oh, there it is. I peered in. No ball. But then, I saw tucked into the cup on the side closest to me so the lip was blocking it as I walked up was — you guessed it. I was much too excited to take it out. But I could see what ball it was. “What were you playing?” I asked. “Titleist 4,” Dennis said. It was a Titleist 4. “Hole in one!” I shouted. The four of us went wild. Dennis was screaming and yelling. Chris was high-fiving the cameraman. I looked out onto the rest of the golf course. There was nobody anywhere. “Hey everybody!” I shouted. “Come on over! Hole in one!” This went on up there on the green for quite some time. We kept touching each other. Was this really happening? None of us had ever seen a hole in one, except Dennis, who said that 15 years ago he had gotten one in Scotland. “Oh my God. Oh my God.” I thought, there it would be on the scorecard, a one. One shot. A hole in one. Finally, after all this, Dennis took the ball out of the hole and he held it up. Then he kissed it and so we went off for further whoops and shouts and carrying on. Finally, of course, we all calmed down. But we were still up there on the

green. None of us wanted to leave this moment. I broke it. “I’ll go hit,” I said, for as it happened I was the farthest away from the hole. I walked down to my ball on the other side of the sand trap and took out a wedge. But I couldn’t hit. I was simply too excited. And so I picked up the ball. “I see no point in any of us hitting,” I shouted. “Nothing beats a one. Dennis has done it.” I walked up to the green and again embraced Dennis. “I propose,” I said, “that since I am leaving after nine holes we play 10. There is to be no score on this hole except for Dennis’ one.” “Yeah!” “And I further suggest that in the future, if the four of us ever again play this course together, we SKIP this eighth hole. We should never again play this eighth hole. Nothing should interfere with the memory of this moment.” I paused. “It is stuck in time, FOREVER.” “Six, seven, nine, 10,” shouted the cameraman. “What about the money we agreed on?” Chris asked. “I don’t remember. Five hundred for a hole in one?” “It’s right on the tape,” I said. I was not very enthusiastic about this prospect, though. Was it THREE 5000s? Or do we divide it by three? With that, we began the walk to the ninth tee. I wondered if we were even going to be able to calm down enough to play THAT. Dennis spoke to me as we strolled along. “I’ve been meaning to ask you something

about Dan’s Papers,” he said. “You do all these hoaxes. Has anybody ever hoaxed you?” I thought about it. The camera was still rolling. “Once,” I said. “A guy in Montauk who owned the Port Royale Motel on the beach showed me plans he had for the vacant lot next door. He was going to build an aquarium. He had plans for it. I ran it on the front page. He had made it up. The plans were for another aquarium somewhere. It was embarrassing. I got taken in.” “Well you just did again.” “What?” “That was not a hole in one,” Dennis said. “Sure it was a hole in one. I saw it. You have it on film.” “We dropped a ball in the cup when we passed the hole before.” “You mean this was a hoax?” “That’s what I’m telling you. We got you. We did all this together.” I stopped. “It was a hole in one,” I said. “No it wasn’t. We set you up.” “You know what? Let me tell you this. This hole in one, which I saw, is forevermore a hole in one right here!” I pointed to my head. “It’s in there. A hole in one. You had a hole in one.” The other two had come over by this time. Of course, now I was being filmed close up. “Let me tell you something,” I said. “You asked about the paper. Here’s how I run the paper. About 20 years ago, the Town of Southampton raised real estate taxes dramatically. It was (continued on page 26)



6/26 Ad Deadline 6/22 @10am

FATHER’S DAY GIFTS GOLF GUIDE Contact your Sales Representative at 631-537-0500


6/12 Ad Deadline 6/6 @10am

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 19

Triumph With Shinnecocks Heading for a Casino, Everyone Loves Them By Dan Rattiner It’s taken 32 years of trying, but quite suddenly, this spring, it appears that the Federal recognition for the Shinnecock Indian Nation is moving at the speed of light. The recognition is now expected within four months, and an expected early indication on how the Bureau of Indian Affairs will rule was announced last week — and the answer was yes. As a result of this, the treatment of the Shinnecocks has suddenly gone from abominable to worshipful amongst the powers that be. It might be cynical to say this, but the fact is that with Federal recognition will come the ability for the tribe to have a full blown gambling casino. It will be the only one on Long Island. In fact, it will be the only one in the entire New York City Metropolitan area. It will bring them and those they work with great riches. And it will bring the

tribe from the great poverty it has suffered since records about its welfare first began to be kept when the English settlers arrived here, to a prosperity that it had not even dreamed about before. Until this past winter, when it became apparent that the time for the tribe had come, there was nobody on the planet who wanted them to have a casino anywhere at all. Police arrested one of the tribe’s former trustees, Lance Gumbs, when he bulldozed a few hundred yards of a sixacre lot the tribe owns on the waterfront of Peconic Bay in Hampton Bays for a bingo hall. The State of New York, which had given its own recognition to the tribe — there is not a tribe in the United States with a more clearly documented history — put a commission together to deny the Shinnecocks the right to build a casino in Hampton Bays on the grounds that it would tie up traffic. Talks that such a casino might work

up in the Riverhead Enterprise Area in Calverton, just west of Riverhead, broke down. Lawsuits were filed to shut down the tribe’s retail cigarette business on Hill Street, and those filing it won some of the early rulings. A lawsuit the tribe brought against just about everybody was thrown out. But you know, I think the moral of this tale is that the squeaky wheel gets the oil. With all the struggling the tribe did to make things happen that never did happen, something sparked the Federal government to shine a light on this situation. And what it saw got them to move. The latest news is that various important political figures are now beginning to battle one another to get the soon to arrive casino near to them. Last week, Nassau County Executive Tom Suozzi announced he would be lobbying the (continued on page 26)

THE DISASTER THAT IS E. H. TOWN HALL By Dan Rattiner I spent an hour in East Hampton Town Hall last Wednesday morning. It is the saddest and most run down Town Hall in all the Hamptons, and for whatever reason it has sunk to this state, the responsibility for it rests with the current administration of Supervisor Bill McGintee. When McGintee came into office four years ago, Town Hall was already bursting at the seams, of that there is no doubt. It was built in 1962 at a time when the population of the Town was a quarter of what it is now. Into it had been

crammed the Justice Department, the Supervisor’s Office, the Town Clerk, the Assessor’s office, a records office, a building department and a town meeting hall, where the Town Board met and where the Judges held court. It was neat and clean. There was a broad front lawn with a horseshoe driveway leading up to the entrance of Town Hall with a large parking lot on one side. Some Town supervisors displayed sculptures by local artists along that driveway. Automatic doors welcomed you into a lobby and hallway area when you arrived. Out

back, in what had been a field, there were already temporary trailers housing some of the other Town offices that would no longer fit in this small Town Hall. There was a 20-year-old police department building and there were plans already in place for the police department to move out of the Town Hall complex entirely to a bigger new building in the woods of Wainscott. Today, the grand plans of Supervisor McGintee have created disaster on this site. The Town might have built a new and much larger Town (continued on page 24)

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 20

Photos by T.J. Clemente

Facts and Questions at Immigration Forum

Tim Bishop and Fred Thiele

By T.J. Clemente On Thursday evening, May 28, in the newly refurbished John Drew Theater of Guild Hall, East Hampton, the second in an ongoing series of discussions on Immigration on the East End was again hosted by Congressman Tim Bishop, Assemblyman Fred Thiele, and Southampton Councilwoman Anna ThroneHolst. Judge Andrea Schiavoni, the facilitator, kept things moving by timing the speakers and maintaining order. This discussion was entitled Economic Impact of Immigration on the East End. It began with 10-minute presentations by Joe Gergela of the Long Island Farm Bureau; Judy Brink, a Dowling M.B.A. Fellow; David Dyssegaard Kallick of the Fiscal

Policy Institute; Melinda Rubin, an immigration lawyer who is also an expert on H2A visas; and Elvira Sochacki of the New York State Department of Labor. After the presentations, the five sat as a panel and entertained written questions from the audience — conducted in a no-nonsense manner by Judge Schiavoni. All heckling and rude behavior was kept to a minimum by the Judge whose graceful yet stern manner created a respectful atmosphere. In his opening comments Congressman Bishop reiterated that the purpose of these gatherings was to get information out and have dialogue. Throne-Holst stated that, “the immigration issue is the most divisive facing the community.” Thiele explained that the economic impact was important enough to make it the theme for this meeting. In the first presentation, L.I. Farm Bureau’s Gergela stated how important an affordable work force is to agriculture in N.Y. State and Suffolk County, which happens to be the leading agricultural county in the state. He stated that in the end “common sense needs to prevail,” with the end goal being a way to insure a healthy agricultural work force that would be, “a reliable, solely legal work force.” Gergela estimated that, across the U.S., 15 million farm workers lack documentation, meaning they were in the U.S. working illegally. The second speaker, Judy Brink, laid out the

findings of a “scholarly study,” she helped conduct on Suffolk County farmers. With questionnaires sent to 297 farms the response rate was an astounding 42%, totaling 126 farmers. Her most salient point was that 84% of all the farmers saw a severe labor problem arising for them within the next three years, and 82% saw a long term negative outcome for their farms without some sort of labor reform. The potential damage of un-harvested crops could cap out at around $700 million in New York State if present trends (labor shortages) continue over the next three years. Next up was Dyssegaard Kallick, of the Fiscal Policy Institute. His profile of Suffolk County pegs 18% of the workforce as immi(continued on page 28)

Photos by Susan Galardi

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 21

At a crossroads: The four corners in Bridgehampton

Time for Action Bridgehampton Could be the Centerpiece for all of the Hamptons By Dan Rattiner When my parents moved out to the Hamptons in the 1950s when I was a teenager, there was little regard for the history or architecture of this place. That East Hampton, Southampton and the Village of Westhampton Beach happened to be beautiful was perfectly nice, but that was because they had been villages built back in the 1600s, when the English settlers had landed in this place, and they had been on the sidelines when progress came through. Back then, if someone were to come in and knock a part of those villages down to build a shiny new shopping mall, well too bad

for that. Progress was our most important product. Indeed, that was the slogan for General Electric back at that time. (In Manhattan during those years, they tore down the magnificent and historic Penn Station on 34th Street, all iron and glass, to make way for some shiny skyscraper. Grand Central Station, a building of similar historic value, barely survived being another teardown. The soaring skyscraper called the Pan Am building got built OVER it, right smack in the middle of Park Avenue. That was progress.) Today, we have a whole different group of sensibilities about those things. And it has

come to my attention that something is going to happen in 2010 that could turn one of the less attractive villages in the Hamptons — Bridgehampton — into a rival and beauty to the aforementioned three. What will happen in 2010 will be the end of the lease that Bridgehampton Beverage has on the building that sits on one of the four corners of the very center of downtown Bridgehampton, facing the monument. When that happens, all sorts of good other things could happen, if the Town were to move into action. That corner building is very run down today. (continued on next page)

IF IT CONTINUES FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS ... By Dan Rattiner Twenty years ago, I never in my wildest dreams thought I would see on television somebody say at the end of a commercial, “If your erection lasts for more than four hours, see your doctor.” But now, there it is, day after day, week after week, the message getting pounded home. So I guess it’s out in the open. We can talk about it. Tell you the truth, all those years before they realized the importance of alerting everyone to this problem I DID wonder about erections that lasted more than four hours. Or six hours. What do you do? What in God’s name do you do? I suppose in the interval between then and now there has been research. Studies. Findings. This is the 21st century. New and important medical findings are being made

every day. As for this, the Surgeon General or whoever it is issuing this warning does not take this lightly. It’s four hours. Somebody comes in after three hours, tells the doctor about his problem, and the doctor says if it’s still there in another hour, come back and I’ll deal with it. Four hours is the magic number. But how did they get it? Why not TWO hours. Or two weeks? Well, I imagine that’s what the studies were all about. Thousands of men were brought in. Very aggressive, hairy men. Very small, wimpy men. And they were all, one way or another, given erections. Those whose went down after two hours were okay. Those whose went down after three hours were okay. Those who got to four hours, that’s trouble. What happens after four hours? Horrible

things. It just keeps going. It gets to four hours and it’s out of control. It thinks, “I got this far, there is no turning back.” It’s free, and it gets bigger and bigger and bigger — unstoppable. Worse, the person it is attached to starts to get smaller and smaller and finally starts to shrivel up. Eventually, what you have is one enormous erection with just two feet under it. In some cases, there isn’t even a mouth or eyes. It’s horrible. You don’t want to know what happens to those who stick it through to the bitter end for science. In the end, the truck pulls up, and they are just carted off. God bless them. So it is four hours. I guess from that perspective there is this narrow window, just after four hours, but just before five, when the doctor can frantically do whatever they have to do (continued on page 32)

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 22 (continued from previous page)

It is one of two very run down buildings that face out onto the B r i d g e h a m p t o n Monument, and the other one is to undergo a spectacular renovation. That will also happen in 2010. If instead of taking my advice, nobody pays attention to what happens at that property where Hampton Beverage is when that lease runs out, chances are that some new business will come in there and continue that building as a retail operation. What needs to happen instead is that the Town buy it, has it appraised, condemns it if necessary, and completes the restoration of downtown Bridgehampton. In the 19th century, the Village of Bridgehampton was as beautiful as each of the other four major villages. Consider it. On one of the four corners facing the monument was the four square shingled 18th century Bull’s Head Inn. The second corner was Wick’s Tavern, an old colonial wood shingled building. The third corner was the mustering grounds for the Bridgehampton militia. And the fourth corner was the Hampton House, a small four square hotel with massive Greek columns out front. I think the mayor of any town in the Hamptons today would kill for that configuration in the very center of their downtown. In the 1950s, when I got here, this was the sorriest sight imaginable. Wick’s Tavern had

been torn down to make way for a gas station (which is where Bridgehampton Beverage is today). The mustering ground was dug up so a row of commercial stores could be placed parallel to Main Street. The Hampton House was owned by a struggling family that, to raise money, had leased out its front lawn to a gas station. And the Bull’s Head Inn was abandoned and falling down, after a brief attempt at making it into a restaurant. (In the 1960s, there were plans to tear down the Bull’s Head Inn and replace it with still another gas station. There would have been three gas stations on the four corners facing the monument. Fortunately, spirited citizens fought that off.) Meanwhile, public lighting came to the Hamptons, and unlike in East Hampton, Southampton and Westhampton Beach, where everything was put underground, the electric company out here decided that Bridgehampton was not worthy of anything but telephone poles with wires strung between them. Today, Bridgehampton’s center of town is on its way back. The Bull’s Head Inn, after years of preservation, may become a hotel and spa. There are plans before the town to do just that. The gas station on the front lawn of the Hampton House has been bulldozed down and grassed back to lawn by the Town, which, this fall will restore the building, with its Greek

columns, as a museum. And though the row of stores has remained on the third corner, there is now a Militia Park just to the back of the end store (One Ocean Road) to commemorate the mustering grounds. Only the fourth corner remains as a mess with a decrepit building on it — Bridgehampton Beverage. And now that is going to become available. Southampton Town should do two things. It should buy the half-acre where the Bridgehampton Beverage is, and it should develop it in some civic way for the community. Perhaps it should be a little park, or a recreation of the Revolutionary War Wick’s Tavern that stood on that spot. Perhaps it could be the last piece of property necessary to make the whole center of town into a roundabout, with the monument in the center. It is not often that an opportunity to buy a small piece of something in the very center of a town in the Hamptons occurs. The Town should state its intentions and try to buy it. If that is rebuffed, it should have the property appraised, condemn it in the public interest, and then start planning what to put there. The second thing? Remove the telephone poles that still ruin the appearance of this old downtown. If they can put the electric lines underground along four miles of Scuttlehole Road, which was done last year, they can put the electric lines underground in Bridgehampton, which in length is less than half of that. Viva Bridgehampton!

IN-WATER BOAT T SALE E & DEMO O WEEKEND E 12,, 13,, & 14TH JUNE Now is time to test run a new EdgeWater. Boats are in the water and ready to ride! DARE TO EXPERIENCE LIFE ON THE EDGE Savingss upp too $60,000! FREE “09 DOCKAGE WITH ANY NEW EDGEWATER PURCHASE 5 YEAR EXTENDED YAMAHA WARRANTY


229 Meetinghouse Creek Rd., Aquebogue, NY 631-722-3400


Time for Action

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 23

Who’s Here By Katy Gurley When a prisoner in Tammy NuzzoMorgan’s poetry class at a local jail was beaten by other prisoners for coming to the class, Nuzzo-Morgan cried. Empathy, she believes, is the poet’s middle name. Nuzzo-Morgan, who was appointed Poet Laureate of Suffolk County last month by the Suffolk County Legislature and a panel of former Suffolk County poet laureates, feels that suffering other people’s pain helps create the vibrant, emotionally-driven poetry she has created for 30 years. “My purpose as a poet is to ‘let you rest in the cave of my mouth,’” she said, quoting from one of her poems. “It means that whatever you’re feeling, let me say it for you. That’s what poetry does. You can have empathy and write about it without bleeding all over the page,” she said. That means there is discipline in writing poetry, she said. “In writing a poem, there’s a lot of empathy and therapy there, but once it’s on the page, it needs some polishing, and that’s when I go to work on a poem. That’s the difference between writing in a journal and creating a poem. I can write for therapeutic reasons, but the poet says now we have to edit it — we have to make it general enough for people to understand.” Nuzzo-Morgan, of Southampton, is probably best known locally as the founder and director of the North Sea Poetry Scene, which offers poetry readings and publishes poetry. Nuzzo-Morgan has also written several books of poetry, including For Michael, her newest book about the tragic death of her 17-year-old son Michael who was hit by a speeding car in 1995. Nuzzo-Morgan, originally from Patchogue, is married to contractor Joseph Morgan, a Southampton native. They have two children, Vincent and Eliza. Other books include: The Bitter The Sweet; Let Me Tell You Something; Fleeting; and, a children’s book due out in the fall, Would You Hug A Porcupine? Her poetry has been published in many journals including Blue Sand Magazine, Proteus Anthology, Gertrude Magazine, Dream International, Writing to Heal, The Agulia Expression, The Write Way, The Rio Grande Press, Long Island Quarterly, Performing Poets Association Literary Review and Dream Long Island. The children’s book is a first for NuzzoMorgan, who co-authored it with David Bunn Martine, the curator of the Shinnecock Museum. “If you take it on the surface, it’s just a nice book about the children playing or being with different animals. But it’s really a book about

Tammy Nuzzo-Morgan, Poet Laureate

Economic Crisis,” a half-day conference on the local arts and the economy to be held at Guild Hall. Though Nuzzo-Morgan said the job has “no official function,” she plans to help create a sense of community in the position. One way she intends to do that is to create a local poetry archive. “I have this great vision of an arts/archival center,” she said. “Maybe something in conjunction with the Southampton Historical Society. This is going to be the cornerstone of my tenure. It would not only be a place where poetry is stored. This will be a living collection — a living, breathing space where people can go and read the different poems created over the years,” she said. She has, in storage, over 1,000 books, audio tapes, video tapes, and photography all related to poetry on Long Island. The oldest book is dated 1821, and edited by William Cullen Bryant, an American Romantic poet, journalist, and long-time editor of the New York Evening Post in the 1800s. The task of putting this archive together will not be easy for Nuzzo-Morgan, whose personal and professional schedule is demanding. In addition to her day job as a (surprise!) tax consultant and accountant, she is also a student in the Stony Brook Southampton Masters of Fine Arts Program in Writing and Literature. In addition to the classes she teaches in jails, she also teaches poetry through BOCES in schools in Suffolk. After receiving a degree from the Stony Brook Southampton graduate program, she plans to expand her teaching of poetry. Her poetry workshops at a local jail will also continue under her tenure. It has been through working with the prisoners, men and women, that she has expanded her understanding of empathy. In addition to working with the young man who was beaten for his participation, she reached out to another young man with a long jail sentence who tried to commit suicide in the jail. He was forced to wear a Velcro dress that prison guards could get off him in a hurry if he tried to commit suicide again. The prisoners in the class refused to socialize with the young man because he was wearing a dress. But Nuzzo-Morgan encouraged him to keep coming to the class to write about his emotional experiences. “He was finally able to collect his thoughts and wrote some wonderful poems. Were they Pulitzer Prize material? No, but they showed an emotional connection, and I began to see him engaging more with the rest of the prisoners.” She published three of his poems in an anthology of prisoners’ poems she edited called Finding Our Voices.

“My purpose as a poet is to ‘let you rest in the cave of my mouth.’ It means that whatever you’re feeling, let me say it for you.” breaking down the walls of bias and fear, and the animals are used as a metaphor,” she said. “It’s also a nature book about how we have to have respect for all the creatures.” Writing the book about her son, Michael, was, “very therapeutic, very healing,” she said, though it took her years to be able to write about his death. “It took five years to even speak about holding his hand at the hospital,” she said. Her other poetry is confessional at times. She writes about the other pains she has suffered in her life and says she is emotionally connected to a poem while she is writing it, but has to disconnect when she reads her poetry out loud. She’ll probably be doing a lot of reading aloud in her job as poet laureate. She will read from her poetry Wednesday, June 17 at 5 p.m. at “In It Together: Art and the

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 24 (continued from page 19)

To do business at Town Hall, you drive up one part of the horseshoe drive, passing the seven historical wood shingled buildings from colonial times that are now set on what had once been that front lawn. Some are still on the railroad ties that had been set under them when they were brought here. Others sit on foundations that have been freshly dug underneath them. All are still under construction, with the bulldozers and work trucks parked amidst the dust of what had been the front lawn, surround-

ed by a chain link fence. I wrote last week in this newspaper that there has not appeared to be anybody working on this project for quite some time. As I drove up the driveway past this site, however, I did see two people inside the chain link fence, one with an electric drill, and the other just standing around talking to him. They were doing something to one of the half finished buildings, I think. These were the first workmen I had seen there in some time. To get inside the old, outdated, one-story Town Hall you drive around to the back of it and park amidst all the temporary trailers, which are still occupied by other Town departments. There is no parking lot on the side anymore. It has been torn up for the construction. Dust from the front cakes cars in the back, but if you have business, you put up with it. In my case, I had to go to Town Hall because I had to get a beach parking sticker for my car. I already had a Town beach sticker on my car. I had gotten it years ago, and at the time I bought it I was told it would be good forever or for as long as I owned my car. But that was before the economic downturn struck. A few months ago, the Town Councilmen decided that they would issue a new sticker, good for only one year. And there would be a small charge for it. Boxes of them had only recently come in so you could buy them. But the Town police had already begun to enthusiastically give out illegal beach parking tickets that came with $125 fines to all who had the old stick(continued on page 40)






A RM E ERS MARK -1pm m a 9 y a d Satur ber 21st m e v o N hJune 13t 2009 T

Take L.I.E to exit 70, turn right. Go to the end of Rt.111, where you will turn left onto Rt. 27 East (Sunrise Hwy) Take Exit 63 (the 1st exit you come to) to Westhampton Beach. After the seond traffic light, look for the traffic circle. Go Right around the circle to 4th St. Mill Rd. Take the parking lot (right hand side) next to the Historical Society House on the right. Sponsored by Paid for by



Susan Galardi

Hall and when it was finished, have everybody move in, and then tear down the old. Instead, McGintee envisioned a sort of campus with a total of 11 buildings on it, either free standing or linked up by breezeways. The old Town Hall would remain. The other 10 buildings, a mishmash of new buildings, trailers and historical structures towed to the site, would be around it. The project started. There appears no end in sight.


Town Hall

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 25

Southampton Dems Choose their Candidates

TJ Clemente

By T.J. Clemente Last Friday evening at the Southampton Inn conference room, the mood was upbeat as the Democratic Party of Southampton selected its slate of candidates for next fall’s town elections. The party is energized and united. The overflowing crowd cheered, laughed and applauded all the nominations. They truly believe their candidates are on the right side of the issues while the opposition party is floundering, divided and vulnerable. When Democratic Party Chairman Gordon Herr called the meeting to order, the room was all smiles. No incumbents were being dismissed or replaced. Rather, they were congratulated for jobs well done as watchdogs to the excessive spending and incompetence of the Republicans. With multi-million dollar budget shortfalls, it has been a dismal season for the Republicans in Southampton who in fact didn’t even nominate incumbent Supervisor Linda Kabot for re-election. Instead, they selected current Suffolk County Deputy Executive Jim Malone — a snub that will no doubt cause Kabot to contemplate either a primary or general election challenge. In

fact, Hank Beck, who chaired the meeting along with Chairman Herr, predicted Kabot will be on the ballot for Supervisor come November. At the top of the newly announced slate of candidates for the Dems is current Councilwoman Anna Throne-Holst, who will run for Southampton Supervisor. Throne-Holst is regarded by Southampton Democrats as the second coming of Obama. There seems to be no one in that camp who doesn’t believe that she is the right person to put Southampton’s financial house in order. Her steely-eyed laser on fiscal responsibility has put her in a unique position heading into the elections. (It’s important to note that even though Throne-Holst’s current term as councilwoman is not up until 2011, she’s not in jeopardy of losing that seat should she fail in the general election for Supervisor.)

For the two open seats on the Town Board, the party chose incumbent Sally Pope, whose campaigning style is one of determined, personal appeal. Pope won a special election for her post last November and is now running for a full four-year term. Joining her is the dynamic Bridget Fleming, a Noyac resident and attorney who proclaimed, “My life has been and is dedicated to public service.” Once again Alex Gregor, of Hampton Bays, who is also the Southampton Town Independent Party leader, is running for Town Highway Superintendent. Falling short in the last election by less than 50 votes, the confident and energized Gregor likes his chances in view of the troubles that department has had this last year. Sitting Southampton Town Justices Deborah Kooperstein and Barbara Wilson were nominated to continue in their judicial roles and robes. Nominated candidates for the two town trustee slots are Southampton Town bayman and oyster farmer Bill Pell, and Chris Garvey, also a (continued on page 28)


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 26



(continued from page18)

such a raise that it was beyond the ability of the farmers to come up with it. There was a meeting at Town Hall about this, a pretty wild meeting. At that meeting, the wife of one of the farmers threw a plucked chicken at the town supervisor. Somebody told me this. I wrote about it. The day after it came out, at an editorial meeting the paper, Elaine Benson said read it and I was wrong. She had been at the meeting.” Everyone was listening very carefully. “She said it had not been a plucked chicken. She’d had a stuffed duck on a wooden stand. She had walked it up to the dais and placed it in front of the town supervisor, and she told him that she wanted him to keep it there forever as a reminder of what this Town was all about. “I wouldn’t have it. I told her no, it was a

plucked chicken, and she threw it. It was a better story as a plucked chicken. And that was the beginning of the Dan Rattiner Plucked Chicken School of Journalism.” We walked the rest of the way to the tee. The way it works in golf is that whoever had the best score on the previous hole gets to go first. “You’re up,” I said to Dennis. * * * Dennis asked if I would write this story. I told him I would if he would put this video on Facebook or You-Tube as “Hoaxing Dan.” As for the documentary, see the preview of King of the Hamptons at the Heart of the Hamptons Gala on June 20 at Hayground School in Bridgehampton. Watch for the full film at film festivals.

Tate’s. The official coffee of happiness.


(continued from page 19)

Shinnecocks to have the casino at Belmont Park in that county. You can make a very good case that this would provide the greatest financial impact for the Shinnecocks than anywhere else. But it is just a start. Next, I suppose, we shall hear from Mayor Bloomberg offering to locate the casino in the Javitts Center, or atop the Empire State Building. And maybe we will hear from the Suffolk County Executive Steve Levy that no, the casino should be an integral part of the proposed development of Gabreski Airport in Westhampton Beach. Gumbs spearheaded this effort on behalf of his tribe. He is a young man, one of the sons of Harriet Gumbs, who is one of the most revered tribal elders in the tribe. There are three current tribal leaders to be sure, and all praise should go to Chairperson Randy King and current Trustees Frederick Bess and Gordell Wright, too. Years ago, Harriet once called me to ask if I could hire this very special son of hers, perhaps as a Dan’s Papers delivery boy. He was about 17 at the time and he worked diligently at that job for two summers between stints at Adelphi on his way to a degree in accounting. There certainly does not seem to be anything but good that will come from the Shinnecocks having a casino in a highly populated area near the city, which has a highway traffic situation already in place. The Shinnecocks, the proud, but poor, orphaned nation on a 750-acre peninsula sticking out into Shinnecock Bay with Southampton on one side and Hampton Bays on the other, will be able to afford all sorts of things, not the least of which will be fine health care and clinics, proper education and various other projects that they have long been denied. And yet, they will also be able to continue to observe their tribal traditions — something that their determination to do has up until now denied them credit, welfare and many U. S. government social services available to all other private citizens.


Tide Water Dock Building

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Company Inc.

To celebrate the opening of Tate’s new Espresso Bar, on Wednesday June 10, 2009 all coffee drinks are 1⁄2 off! So whether it’s an Espresso, Americano, Espresso Macchiato, Caramel Macchiato, Cappuccino, Iced Cappuccino, Latte, Iced Latte or a simple Iced Coffee that you crave, you’ll enjoy it even more knowing that you paid half price. Of course, all Tate’s drinks are made to order, one at a time. And while you’re here, be sure to try a sample of one of our famous, fabulous cookies such as our reknowned Chocolate Chip or White Chocolate Macadamia, or splurge on a delicious piece of pound cake or cheesecake. So stop on in Wednesday. We’d be happy to see you. Why is Tate’s coffee so good? Because our beans come from the famed coffee roasting pioneer Aldo Maiorana of Greenport. He’s created both regular and decaf blends exclusively for us. They are organic, bird friendly and certified fair trade.

43 North Sea Road •Southampton, NY 11968 631-283-9830


Bulkheads Pile Driving • Rock Walls

Ken Hahn 631-728-3364 16 Sherwood Ave, Hampton Bays NY


We welcome American Express® Cards

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 27

Whispers With Gina Glickman A Family Tradition

“Nick Cannon All Grown Up” Last Friday night, the Axe Lounge at Dune in Southampton was packed by 12 a.m. thanks to the buzz that actor/TV Host, Nick Cannon was scheduled to guest DJ for the night and his wife, Mariah Carey, would be on hand to make a late night appearance. As my crew and I waited for Cannon to arrive I reminisced about how I first met and worked with him in 1998 at MTV. Cannon was just a baby faced 18-year-old boy on the outside. I directed him in a few MTV specials over the years. I can remember thinking how very young he was, but he was extraordinarily driven, ambitious and hardworking. I recall, between takes, how Cannon would never take an actual rest break. He would sit quietly reading movie scripts or run through his lines. He was extremely professional, focused and evolved way beyond his years.

Locally Owned & Operated Since 1930

The Gateway to the Hamptons starts at exit 70 Lisa Wagner

A great weekend starts at King Kullen. For your shopping convenience, King Kullen’s east-end locations include:

Gina Glickman and Nick Cannon at Axe Lounge

The last time I actually worked with Cannon was in 2006, in the Bahamas, on a private yacht that I chartered and used as a set for an MTV special that I produced and directed called, “Nick Cannon’s Dime Piece Search.” Cannon starred in the special alongside 25 swim suit models. The premise of the reality show was to find a “well rounded” girl to star in his latest music video. At 26 years old, Cannon was just as driven and dedicated. In fact, at the end of each nonstop shoot day, the cast and crew would celebrate with dinner and drinks. But Cannon would always pass on alcohol and opted to mingle with the girls or more importantly, map out his plan to take over the world. Moving to the present, at 28-years-old Cannon is loaded with life experience, and some of those sacrifices he made over the years have clearly paid off. At approximately 12:30 a.m. Cannon rolled up to Axe Lounge, solo. The mogul in the making was wearing an Italian custom made suit. The label inside the suit actually read, “Exclusively made for Nick Cannon.” After a series of flashing lights from photographers’ cameras snapping up (continued on page 38)

Bridgehampton 2044 Montauk Hwy. (631) 537-2681

Center Moriches 552 Montauk Hwy. (631) 878-9094

Hampton Bays 52 East Montauk Hwy (631) 728-6759

Riverhead 795 Old Country Rd. (631) 369-0746

Cutchogue 315-25 Main Rd. (631) 734-5737

Eastport 25 Eastport Manor Rd. (631) 325-9698

Manorville 460 County Road 111 (631) 399-1506

Wading River 6233 Route 25A (631) 929-1328 Wild By Nature Hampton Bays 260 W. Montauk Hwy (631) 723-3071

King Kullen carries Long Island’s largest variety of Boar’s Head Brand products.

No time to shop? Call Josephine’s Shopping and Delivery Service: (631) 736-6181 Fax (631) 732-7540


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 28


(continued from page 20)

grants of some nature. His study found the largest block, 57%, were cooks and in fact only 6,000 to 8,000 are day laborers, most of whom are in the New York City Metro area. (His study defined the lower counties of the state, Putnam, Westchester, Nassau and Suffolk, as New York City area.) Visa expert Rubin gave a more direct presentation. She spoke without notes on a subject she knew cold: the H2A agricultural visa. She explained the visa problems created by new homeland security sensitivities. Rubin doesn’t want to penalize those who go about the long, costly, legal process to work in the U.S. because of the stigma of those who have cheated. But she was very sensitive to the human

plight of this issue due to her family’s roots as Jewish immigrants. The last speaker was Sochacki of the NY Labor Department whose expertise is helping others get around the mountains of regulations and laws on this topic. During the panel discussion afterwards, the five sat at a table and took questions from the audience via index cards that had been circulated by the League of Woman Voters volunteers, who helped facilitate the meetings. The questions covered the gamut from “Why aren’t the laws enforced to throw all illegals out of the country?” to “Why can’t a very humane way be found to assist those here and put into play a workable, realistic process to


both enable and monitor immigrant workers?” It was pointed out that illegal workers pay millions of dollars of taxes into social security, via bogus social security numbers, and never reap the benefits. It was also stressed that safety, humane and legal issues (as well as inflammatory opinions) have created a polarization in the country, making it difficult to tackle the problem. Not once, during the entire evening, was the tragedy of the workers’ children mentioned — children who have no say in where they live and go to school. They are perhaps the true victims of the hatred and ill feelings this issue has created. They are also very much a part of this country’s future, which will be strongly affected by how they emerge from this situation.

SH Dems

(continued from page 25)

TJ Clemente

Summer's here, and it's time to shop! Fashionhead presents a series of designer name sample sales featuring clothing and accessories for men, women and children at 40 to 7O% off retail prices!

Fashionhead Sample/Stock Sale

Throne-Holst: The second coming


Thee Bull'ss Head d Inn k Highwayy Bridgehampton,, NY 25466 Montauk OPENING G SATURDAY JUNE E 6TH d 8:300 AM M - 7 PM Everyy Summerr Weekend Wee Acceptt Alll Majorr Creditt Cards


Official Sponsor :




Hampton Bays resident and member of the Hampton Bays School Board who has extensive experience in Southampton maritime matters. But the night belonged to Anna Throne-Holst. She is ready. She knows what needs to be done, and she’s not afraid to do it. After the nominations she called all the candidates up to join her. She made the point on how united the party is and how ready the town is for change — real change — and “responsible leadership.” To thunderous applause she predicted victory in November. She let it be known she is serious about winning, and that she is the right person for the job. Throne-Holst thanked the stalwarts of the party for helping her over the years and promised that their hard work will be rewarded with her victory in November. But what revealed most about her was her telling closing remark. “All right, let’s go have fun,” she said. Throne-Holst knows this campaign is probably going to get nasty. The Republicans are not going to hand her the keys to the Supervisor’s office. But the feeling in the room that night was simple: the Southampton Republicans are on the ropes. Their mistakes might have been tolerated during times when homes were going up 30% in value each year, but not now. Mistakes and incompetence will not be rewarded this election cycle.

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 29

From Nazi Germany via Bordeaux to East Hampton “I found this very interesting,” he recalled. “But I decided to leave the CIA in 1959 and go back into the wine business since my family needed me.” His family created the popular “Blue Nun” wine, and at one time they were the largest importer of white wine. Sichel sold his German wine business in 1995, and then sold his Bordeaux wine business in 2006. “Wine is a nice business to be in,” he said. “The wine industry is very friendly. We all exchanged information and knowledge, even with our competitors, because we all wanted everyone to do well, like one big family.”

Sichel plans to discuss his varied life at the lecture. “I’ll talk about how long it takes to realize you’re growing up in a country that wants to kill you,” he said. “I’ll also talk about spying, which is a serious business, and I’ll talk about the wine business.” Sichel’s talk, one of many Summer Institute 2009 programs at the Center in celebration of its 50 th Anniversary, is on Sunday, June 7, at 4 p.m., at the Jewish Center of the Hamptons in East Hampton. The program is free and open to the public. A reception will follow. For more information, go to, or call 631-324-9858.


By Debbie Tuma In his long and fascinating life, Peter Sichel has been everything from a wine master to a master spy. He worked for the CIA in Europe and China, and ran his family’s famous “Blue Nun” wine business. His spinetingling journey has taken him from Nazi Germany to East Hampton, and he will recount this exciting trip at the Jewish Center of the Hamptons on June 7. Born and raised a Jew in Nazi Germany, Sichel, 87, worked in his family’s wine business in Bordeaux until the Germans arrived in 1940. “My parents had moved to Bordeaux, France, and I got apprenticed,” said Sichel in a phone interview from California. “We’d been in the wine business for about four generations. Then the war came and the French interned us as enemy aliens. We went into the Pyrenees Mountains until we got American visas in 1941, and my family then came to the U.S.” After working for a short time in New York City, Sichel joined the U.S. Army in 1942, serving in Algeria, Italy, France and Germany. In his 20s, he became a captain in the OSS — a forerunner of the CIA. “I recruited German prisoners of war and sent them as spies into Germany,” he said. “At the end of the war, from 1945-1952, I was sent to Berlin.” Sichel received the U.S. Distinguished Intelligence Medal for his work during the war, and was awarded the Order of Merit first class by the President of Germany for his contribution to the U.S./German relations. From 1946-1959, he worked for the CIA in Berlin, Washington and lastly, as the CIA Chief in Hong Kong.

We're New In Town. We'll Come and Get You.


s Wide Variety of Vehicles s 24 Hour Roadside Assistance

For reservations and low rates call:


Hertz rents Fords and other fine cars. ®Reg. U.S. Pat. Off. ©2009 Hertz System, Inc.

Cell: (516) 238-6298 • Ask for Robert


West Hampton Beach “Coachworks” 114 Riverhead Road 631-288-1313


Southampton Train Station 59 Maple Ave 631-259-3385 631-537-8119

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 30

Dickens Redux Part II By P. J. Mills Some recent Dickens-based books caught my attention as I was on the way to a Dickens-fest of my own design. Two of them are historical literary thrillers that revolve around Dickens’s last, unfinished work, The Mystery of Edwin Drood. Dickens completed half this book before his death – six of the promised 12 serialized chapters – and it was published posthumously as a single volume in 1870. The plot of Dickens’s tale is the disappearance and presumed murder of Edwin Drood by his uncle, the choirmaster John Jasper, a secret opium addict. Jasper’s supposed motive for the crime is his “mad” love for his nephew’s fiancée, Rosa Bud, inevitably nick-

Drood by Dan Simmons, and The Last Dickens by Matthew Pearl, each an oblique homage to Dickens’s mystery. In Simmons’s Drood, a work of almost 800 pages, we encounter a most unlikable Dickens in the last five years of his life. The narrator of this story is mystery writer Wilkie Collins, Dickens’s sometime friend and collaborator, author of The Woman in White and Moonstone. Collins is portrayed here as the now envious and bitter rival of Dickens, consumed by what Nietzsche called “the creative ressentiment … of an imaginary revenge.” Revenge for having to take second place to the “Inimitable” Charles Dickens. A tormented Collins reviles Dickens as a man of many failings – from having to “wipe his arse” like every other human being, to taking a mistress and forcing his wife out of the marital home. Drood begins with the train wreck of 1865 in which Dickens (along with his mistress Ellen Ternan and her mother) narrowly escaped death. Moving quickly from fact to fiction, the book shows Dickens, while trying to help other survivors still trapped in the wreckage, coming face to face with the strange and eerie figure of Drood. At first glance, Drood seems to be Death personified, but he is soon unmasked as something much more sinister. When Dickens and Collins together go in pursuit of Drood, they take the reader into the nightmarish half-life of the London underworld, where prevailing opium hallucinations make this seem like a descent into madness. Left in a fictional limbo by the real-life Dickens, Simmons’s Drood is back from the dead in a terrifying horror story that will appeal to lovers of the macabre, especially those enamored of the current culture of “undead” vampires and ghouls. Matthew Pearl’s The Last Dickens, begins five years later, in 1870, right after Dickens’s death, in the publishing world of New York and Boston. Dickens, their “cash-cow,” has made it possible for his American publishers, Field and Osgood, to keep in print the less lucrative works of contemporary writers like Emerson and Longfellow.

named “Rosebud.” From the time of its publication to the present day, the incompleteness of this work has drawn writers to attempt a satisfying conclusion. In 1873 a Vermont printer, Thomas James, claimed to have “channeled” Dickens’s spirit and printed a finished story that won praise from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. In 1980 both Leon Garfield and Charles Forsyte wrote completed versions of the story. Now, in 2009, we have two novels,



JUNE 12 & 13, 2009 Hayground School, Bridgehampton

1955 Alvis TC21/100 DHC 1988 Aston Martin V8 Volante 1957 Chevrolet Corvette 1962 Ferrari 250 PFII Cab 1959 Cadillac ‘62’ conv 1966 Jaguar XKE OTS 1957 Jaguar XK140 DHC 1952 Mercedes Benz 220A Cab 1969 Mercedes Benz 280SL 1959 Mercedes Benz 190SL 60 More... Check Website for updates

1964 AC ‘Shelby’ Cobra 289

Bid in person, on the phone or on-line

1966 Austin Healey BJ8

2002 Bentley Azure

1967 Jaguar XKE FHC

1959 Jaguar XK150 DHC

1949 Buick Roadmaster

1957 Ford Thunderbird

(continued on page 38)

1967 Corvette 427/435 Top Flight

1953 Cadillac Series 62

1987 Porsche Carrera “DP Motorsports”

Friday, June 12 Auction Preview 2:00-5:00pm $10 Bidders’ Cocktail Reception 6:00-8:00pm $35

Saturday, June 13 Gates Open 8:00am General Admission: $20 Children under 12 FREE • Bidder’s Paddle: $75

Hayground School, Mitchell Lane, Bridgehampton


Refreshments available at ‘Pit Stop Café’ To Benefit

Consignors and Bidders please contact Kensington Motor Group Inc. • 01.631.537.1868 • •


295 Montauk Hwy., Speonk New York 11972 ENROLL NOW FOR OUR MUSICAL THEATRE SUMMER CAMP 1143531

631.325.9263 3 • 631.379.6155


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 31

Lisa Anderson, World Class Surfer, Visits Montauk By David Lion Rattiner She basically invented the concept of the professional female surfer. Lisa Anderson, four time professional world surfing champion, mother, inspiration and legend, found a very unconventional way to success: a surfboard and a dream. Sitting on the Quiksilver bus with Anderson was like sitting with surfing royalty. The perpetually in shape Anderson, with blonde hair and the perfect surfer tan, was snuggled into her black Roxy parka to defend against the Montauk rain last week. You can see the history of her remarkable life in her deep blue eyes, from her decision at age 16 to run away to Huntington Beach, California to pursue her surfing dream, to being on the cover of Surfer Magazine in 1995 with a headline that read “Lisa Anderson Surfs Better Than You,” to four consecutive World Championship Titles between 1994 and 1997. She’s charming and relaxed, like most surfers, and surprisingly humble for being one of the most important people to ever ride

a wave. Asked how it felt to be responsible for women in professional surfing being taken seriously, she said, “I’m not responsible for it. There are countless other people and other girls that have made surfing what it is today.” Anderson has been traveling throughout Montauk with an entourage of big name wave riders, visiting local surf shops, signing autographs and acting as an ambassador to the popular girl’s surfing line, Roxy.

“The first time I came here was about three or four years ago for a surf contest. It was sort of a talent search for some local girls in the area. It was a lot of fun and we did notice a few girls here, in particular Quincy Davis who surfs in Puerto Rico in the wintertime and here in the summer. We also did a surf camp for newspaper and magazine editors so that they could experience the surfing lifestyle,” she said. For a woman who’s seen just about every beautiful beach and place in the entire world, Montauk was on Anderson’s favorites list — coming from her that’s really saying something. “For me the whole area is just incredible. I’m a nature person, and being able to have the country feel and then the beach is just awesome. I’m a dreamer and am settled in California, but I was just telling the bus driver how I could easily live here and be happy.” Anderson is traveling with Quiksilver team riders Mark Healy, Peter Mel and Balaram (continued on next page)

Be A Part of For the Summer Applications for Interns being accepted. Sales/Special Event’s Interns

Website Intern

Enjoy the fast paced, exciting world of publishing while working closely with experienced sales staff and clients on a weekly“resort area”newspaper/magazine. Great for your job or college resume – earn experience in sales, marketing and the art of the deal. Help organize and cover local special events. Limited spaces available, interns must be 19 years of age and have their driver’s license. Resumes may be emailed to _________________________________________________

Some prior website design experience required. Help update Dan’s Papers website weekly, work on innovative web design and cutting edge technology. Resumes may be emailed to _________________________________________________

Accounting Intern A/R, A/P, Bank deposits, assist business manager. Resumes may be emailed to

Art Department/Production Interns Get a chance to put your Quark knowledge to use – assist the Graphic Department and the Production Department with layout and ad creation. Learn if the field of graphic artist for a newspaper is right for you. Interns must have completed one year of design school or be enrolled in a design program at their college. Resumes may be emailed to

Intern positions do not include a salary, expenses as required by Dan’s Papers would be covered. Dan’s Papers is happy to participate in any college program, which offers students a chance to earn course credit thru internships. 1196956

Dan’s Papers Has Several Intern Positions Available for the Spring/Summer of ’09.

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 32


4 Hours ...

(continued from previous page)

Stack. With a major sponsor behind them and surfing medals to boot, the group is living a life that’s pretty much what every surfer in Montauk dreams about. “Riding around on a bus with a bunch of your friends to go surfing is pretty fun,” she said. Becoming a legend is never easy however, but one surefire way to achieve that is to win at every level of competition. When Anderson first entered surfing contests, she’d win every one and it wasn’t unusual for her to be compared to men in the sport, something never heard of in the late ‘80s. Chicks who can surf? I mean really surf? Impossible. But Anderson never backed down, somewhat of a hallmark of her personality. Her autobiography is appropriately titled, Fearlessness: The Story of Lisa Anderson. When she first entered the competition arena, Anderson won 35 National Scholastic Surfing Association trophies in 8 months and then the U.S. Championships at

Sebastien Inlet in 1987. The surfing world absolutely loved her and her face was everywhere. Winning most of everything she competed in was important, but having beach girl looks and a lean body didn’t hurt either. In 1990 Anderson was a pro and rose quickly in the ranks, becoming the “it” girl of the ASP Tour in 1994, winning the World Championships. When the Roxy Surfwear line was launched in 1990, Anderson was an obvious fit for the company and quickly became their face. Today, Roxy is synonymous with females that surf as much as Anderson is. The lifestyle brand brings in roughly $750 million in sales each year. Although it was a brief visit to Montauk, it was a powerful one for her fans, who packed surf shops in Montauk like Air and Speed, and flocked down to Ditch Plains beach for a chance at a picture and an autograph. Montauk will certainly miss her, but it won’t be the last time it sees her.

(continued from page 21)

to get the damn thing to go down before all hell breaks loose. I imagine it is a tap with those little chrome and rubber hammers that doctors use on the kneecap to test reflexes. A special tap. Not too soft, not too hard. Just right and just in the right place. Wham. It knocks it right down. A doctor learns to do this in a special course during his third year at med school. Some people get it right away; others take a little longer. Then comes the final exam, and the volunteers from the nearby prisons march in. They have been fully prepared of course. And the students get just one chance at it. By the way, prisoners are paid twice what they get paid to hammer out license plates. It’s good work, having your erection tapped down. And for the doctor, it’s an art. One false move and, well, disaster. Lawsuits. There’s going to be a medical specialty for this. Those who can get it right every time. Erection Deflation. In the yellow pages right after Ear, Nose and Throat and just before Foot Surgery. I’m telling you, in some ways, the good old days were a whole lot better. You’d discover you had this problem — as I recall the magic number was eight hours — and you’d go home and take an ice cold shower. End of story.

Doctor Paul Kelly, MD, FACS is certified by the American Board of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery as well as the American Board of Otolaryngology. He has his doctorate in medicine from Tulane University and after his residency, finished his fellowship in Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery. As a result, he is uniquely qualified among surgeons on the East End to fulfill any and all of your cosmetic surgery wants and needs, such as:

• Endoscopic browlift • Upper and lower eyelid lifts • Nasal reshaping/rhinoplasty • Facelifts • Lip augmentation • Facial liposuction • Corrective skin care and peels • Skin cancer detection and reconstruction • Facial trauma repair and reconstruction • Injectibles (BOTOX, Restylane, collagen, etc.) • And now Hair Restoration using the micrograft technique

Monday & Thursday We Travel The East End And Shelter Island Stops @ B.J.’s Wholesale Club, Home Depot, etc.

Trust Your Face to a Facial Plastic Surgeon

Peconic Facial Plastic Surgery Southampton and Aquebogue 365 County Rd. 39A, Suite 3, Southampton, N.Y. 11968 • 631-283-1142 292 Shade Tree Lane, Aquebogue, N.Y. 11931 • 631-727-8050 1143510


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 33

BUSINESS Givin’ You the

By T.J. Clemente When President Warren G. Harding proclaimed, “The business of America is business,” he might as well have been talking about Memorial Day weekend in the Hamptons. This year’s holiday weekend was much more anticipated than other years, due to looming questions around the nation’s present economic realities. Marina Van, the Executive Director of the East Hampton Chamber of Commerce, was very positive in summing up business traffic in East Hampton, saying, “Busy, busy, busy.” And yes it was, but how were the sales? A manager of one of the upscale East Hampton boutiques said traffic in the store was heavy but only the usual seasonal buyers made purchases. Inside the Ralph Lauren empire a source said their sales in East Hampton were strong, not anything like the dismalness of last fall. In fact he said he was personally surprised. The new Hermes shop also was very busy. Other shops were not as fortunate. In Montauk which had its Fine Arts Festival, Montauk Chamber of Commerce Executive Director Laraine Creegan said the town was jumping. Restaurants were busy, shopping traffic in town seemed up from last year and the Fine Arts Festival had a record turnout with brisk sales. The same was true in Bridgehampton where one restaurant owner confided that, although he’s always busy year round, he was glad to see a strong crowd of new faces ordering enthusiastically. However it may be noted that one annual visitor was surprised that the prices at the trendy restaurants seemed to be around 15% higher. With gas cheaper, Bridgehampton National Bank CEO Kevin O’Connor had predicted that more money would be spent in shops and restaurants. To some extent he was correct. However, there is no doubt that the money is also being spent more prudently. In Southampton due to the nature of the structure of their Chamber of Commerce, a narrow view of Southampton Village was not available, but again the word on the street was, “busy.” Bob Corton, a former business owner and now a parttime cook in the Village, stated that, based on his 20 years of observations, the 20-something club crowd was not present at the restaurants in the usual numbers this Memorial Day weekend. He believes that shoppers were more cautious all over the town. Many believe that part of the






rental slowdown this year is due in part to the decreased amount of the share house crowds that are typically affluent, eat in trendy restau-

rants and buy new clothes for the evenings. For example, Dr. Brian Quinn, a podiatrist in New York City, has yet to put together his annual rental share house due to lack of response from his usual renters. However, Memorial Day Weekend Saturday night crowds at both the Surf Lodge in Montauk and Stephen Talkhouse were as heavy as last year. In Westhampton, business was also upbeat. Dockers was crowded and brisk on Saturday night. One patron said, “getting the good parking spots around sunset was just as crazy as ever.” However she added that, since it wasn’t as warm as other years, she believed it hurt the overall (continued on page 38)




Susan Galardi

Memorial Day Round-Up




Licensed & Insured

631.387.7967 Office • 631.324.8250

554 Hill St, Southampton 1197969

PO Box 2679 • East Hampton, NY 11937


Miguell Morales •

SOUTHAMPTON: 631-283-3000 • EAST HAMPTON: 631-329-5601 • 800-827-MOVE

NYDOT# T12050

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 34

The Sheltered Islander Island Elephants Memorial Day has come and gone and the tourist season is officially begun. Every year, at this time, I try to put forth some gentle reminders for both tourists and locals. Tips for Tourists: Top speed on Shelter Island is 40 mph, unless you’re a local man in a truck, then it’s 65 mph. On the surface, that seems a bit unfair. It’s unfair below the surface as well, but it’s an elephant in the living room, more accurately an elephant on the Island, that we just don’t talk about. Many of you bring your bikes to ride and that’s very nice. And if there’s a gaggle of you (seven or more) riding in a group, you may take up a lane on the road and none of the cars will try to go around you. If you’re biking in a smaller group, like three, you’d better ride single file and stay way over on the right or risk being hit by one of the aforementioned elephants. Courtesy is the key to the Island. Locals may fight and feud, but cutting someone off in traffic, or cutting in any line, or failing to yell to them that they left their Coke on top of their car before they get into it is unacceptable. So when you’re in a food store and a local worker is behind you with his sandwich, bag of Cheetos and a drink, and you have a cart full of groceries, let him go ahead of you. He has a 30minute lunch and is probably going to bolt his sandwich down in the truck — give the working

people a break. And remember, never comment about how the workmen smell. Sweat is the scent of honest work, not to mention, you may see that same worker fixing your deck later that day. Rudeness seems to increase the time and/or cost needed to complete a task. On the surface, that seems a bit unfair. It is unfair below the surface as well, but it’s another elephant on the Island. To the visiting women. We know you’re here to feel free and have a wonderful time. However, there is a weight and age limit to belly shirts, thongs, sleeveless tanks, short shorts and going braless. If you’re over 18 or over 110 pounds, you’re over the limit. I myself was only qualified to wear short shorts for one day in third grade, and then only for a half hour. Tips for Locals: Attention MITs (Men in Trucks)! Please don’t paint those little symbols of bikes, tiny cars and jogging tourists with big “Xs” through them on the side of your truck this year. It scares people. Just keep score by carving a notch in your dashboard and an accounting will be done after Labor Day, at someone’s end of summer barbecue. Ladies, please refrain from beating tourists who are taking too long at the deli counter at the IGA with the baguettes. It’s childish and unbecoming. If you jam them in the back of the ankles with the cart like I do, they hobble away in pain, which effectively takes them out


By Sally Flynn

of line and you can claim the whole thing was an accident. Also, why waste those lovely baguettes? We all love shells. Last week I wrote about the loss of shells on the Island beaches. Later, it occurred to me that the problem might well be female tourists stealing our shells! We either have to invent, or find, a shell scanner that all cars exiting the Island will have to go through. We can build them near the ferries. As the car passes through, the scanner will outline the contraband shells being smuggled off Island. We can stop them in their tracks and do a conch crackdown. We have plenty of dogs on the Island that can be trained to be shell sniffers. If dogs can smell drugs through plastic wrap, foil and coffee grounds, then smelling seaweed stuck on a shell at 100 paces should be easy. The Town Board can institute a Brine Fine for shell smugglers. This will put an end to the “taking home a pretty shell as a souvenir” mentality! So just buy a T-shirt at the pharmacy like any tourist. Of course, locals can take shells off Island whenever they wish. On the surface, that may seem a bit unfair. But it is very fair below the surface where the shells originate. And it doesn’t qualify as an elephant on the Island that we won’t talk about, because elephants don’t live underwater. That’s where the giant clams that eat tourist legs live, but we don’t talk about them either.


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 35

Farm last weekend. The cocktail party was held at Savanna’s and celebrated the charity’s 10th anniversary. * * * Local restaurants have been feeding celebrities galore. Rev. Run of Run-DMC was spotted at Townline BBQ in Sagaponack, Jon Bon Jovi snacked at Turtle Crossing in East Hampton, Iron Chef Bobby Flay enjoyed a famous Rowdy Hall burger in East Hampton and Martha Stewart picked up chicken tacos at La Fondita in Amagansett. * * * Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated supermodel Fernanda Motta celebrated her birthday with a party at Pink Elephant last weekend. * * * Stephen Marley (son of Bob) recently visited Montauk’s Surf Lodge and played on the deck in support of his new album, Mind Control. The performance was part of Surf Lodge’s Summer 2009 Concert Series, which happens Sunday nights all summer long. * * * Hamptons regular and Ralph Lauren model Nacho Figueras played in the Second Annual Veuve Cliquot Manhattan Polo Classic last weekend, and was cheered on by the likes of Prince Harry and Kate Hudson. Figueras returns to the East End on July 18 for the first game of the Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge. * * * Carol Morrison of Montauk was honored by the Nature Conservancy, the Group for the East End and the Concerned Citizens of Montauk for her years of environmental work to preserve open space from development. At a party held for her at the Nature Conservancy in East Hampton, she was awarded proclamations from the state, county and town. * * * The Southampton Town Democratic Committee recently nominated its 2009 candidates. Councilwoman Anna Throne-Holst was unanimously nominated for the position of Southampton Town Supervisor, Councilwoman Sally Pope was nominated to run for a full term, Bridget Fleming was selected to run for the open council seat and Southampton Town Justices Deborah Kooperstein and Barbara Wilson were nominated to continue in their judicial roles. Linda & Jeffrey Chodorow, Cristina Cuomo, Chris DeWolfe, Peter Ezersky, Liz Lange, Diane & Alan Lieberman, Tatiana & Campion Platt and Lauran & Charlie Walk will all serve as chairs for the Phoenix House fundraiser slated for Saturday, June 27. All monies raised will benefit Phoenix House’s two East Hampton programs: the residential facility and outpatient services. For more information, contact Linda B. Shapiro at 631329-5480.

375 COUNTY RD. SOUTHAMPTON • 631-283-2880


Furniture & Accessories

Summer Piano Rentals/Sales Since 1976

Includes Moving, Set-up, Tuning, etc. 100% Towards Purchase Price


631-726-4640 call Mike 24 Hours 1196941

(and the North too)



South O’ the Highway



Enter for a Chance to Win ONE OF VALUED AT



1) Look thru the classified section of this issue to find 3 questions 2) Look thru Service Directory to get the answers 3) Go to 4) Fill out the entry form, answer the 3 questions and send. All entries must be received by midnight, Wednesday June 8 , 2009 to qualify, winners will be chosen at random from entries with correct answers Contest not open to Employees/Immediate families of Dan’s Papers or Brown Publishing, Inc. Only one prize per household per 3 month period. No purchase necessary. Limit one entry per person. Travel in Hampton Style- WIN the 8th Annual Madison & Mulholland Hampton Jitney Memorial Day Gift Bag: Inside the “Coldwater Creek” tote: Arm & Hammer Advance White toothpaste; Hasbro’s “Slam!”, “Deal” and “Crazy Old Fish War”; Herban Essentials, Lipton Green Tea To Go; haircare by MOROCCANOIL; North Fork Potato Chips; “Skin Care for Back There” and Hot Summer Books: “Belong to Me”, “Bought”, “Bright Shiny Morning”, “Love Begins in Winter”; “The Scenic Route” and City of Thieves”; plus Tennis@Ross School; gift certificates from:, Deutsch Photography, and Sun-Readers from

Call 631-725-8201 for info


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 36

ATHENS S GRILL (!-04/."!93

Neo Greek and Mediteranean Cusine

Serving Local, Regional & Organic Ingredients

By Dan Rattiner Week of June 6 – June 12, 2009 Riders this week: 19,421 Rider miles this week: 179,830

OPEN YEAR-ROUND D h & Dinner Lunch We are your Healthier Choice


33East Main St Riverhead • 631-727-1301

DOWN IN THE TUBE Rudolph Giuliani was seen on the Hampton Subway between Sag Harbor station and Noyack. Inspecting the equipment, Mr. Mayor? HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to Florence Krapalick, our Hampton Bays token booth operator who has just completed one full year of a court mandated anger management program. FLEA CIRCUS PETITION DENIED We’ve had some curious dealings with the Charleston Flea Circus Company of Charleston, South Carolina. The manager of the circus, a man named Billings, tried to reserve a car on the subway for two weeks so passengers could enjoy the services of his dedicated troupe as they performed for that period. We told him that we do not reserve cars and that riders simply get on whatever car they wish, but he pointed out that according to past newsletters, we have occasionally reserved certain cars for weddings and brisses and such, and he said he was willing to pay whatever it was we charged those people. If we would not accept his request he would sue. The Hamptons, he had been told, was the most fabulous resort in America and he wanted his team of fleas to be part of it. This request was brought up at the next Hampton Subway board meeting. With the company lawyer there urging that we accept the request out of fear of a discrimination lawsuit, the board took a vote that ended in a tie at 4 to 4, with the Commissioner on vacation in Las Vegas and unable to vote because of his being in the middle of a “day of beauty” at the Royal Palms Spa. It was suggested that the matter be postponed to the following day, but in the end, a proposal was put on the table that we reject the application because we didn’t want to be infested with fleas. This was approved 8 to 0 and the flea circus so informed. No lawsuit has yet been filed. ELEPHANT WALK The circus is coming to town July 31. As a result, the public is invited to see the great trunk to tail Elephant Walk through the subway tunnel from our Eastport stop to the Shinnecock stop, where the two-day Circus tents will be waiting to receive everybody. Elephants are not allowed to perform in Southampton Town as a result of an ordinance passed two years ago at the request of the Cruelty to Elephants and Other Large Animals Society (CEOLAS). But the neigh-


boring Town of Brookhaven has no such ordinance and neither does the Shinnecock Indian Nation, where the circus is to take place. Our Eastport stop is the only stop on the Hampton Subway that is in Brookhaven. And the Shinnecock stop is just a few lumbering steps from the Shinnecock Indian Reservation. You get the picture. The Subway Authority was enthusiastic in approving this Elephant Walk. It is the same sort of walk done in the middle of the night when the circus elephants march through the East River Tunnel to get to Madison Square Garden. That brings both the circus and the tunnel authority great publicity. Hampton Subway’s Elephant Walk will be between 3 and 5 a.m. on the morning of July 31. To get to see it, all you will have to do is pay the $2 to get through the turnstiles to the subway platforms in Westhampton Beach, the Quogues, Hampton Bays and Shinnecock. Although this is the normal time when the subway is closed for maintenance, we intend to stay open that one night for this event and the hell with maintenance. What an exciting event. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE The problems with the confusion on the subway system last Thursday afternoon with people getting off and on the trains at the wrong stops has been fixed, and we apologize for any inconveniences. The problems arose when Harriet Farber, the new “Voice of the Hampton Subway,” had to pick up her five-year-old daughter at the Hampton Bays Bo Peep Grammar School when the regular woman who does that was unable to do so. Visiting with Harriet at the subway’s Hampton Bays headquarters was her Uncle Marco, here in America to visit the family from his home in Italy. He enthusiastically offered to take over the calling of the stops over the subway intercom system for the hour she would have to be away, and though Harriet was skeptical at first, she finally, to her regret, was won over by Uncle Marco’s enthusiasm. Unfortunately, Uncle Marco’s command of English is not too good. A little yellow light would light up on the console as one of the trains approached the Amagansett Station — Hampton Subway has never modernized this old 70-year-old system — and Uncle Marco was supposed to announce, “Next stop Amagansett.” Then, when the light turned red, he was supposed to say, “Watch out for the closing doors,” which apparently came out over the loud speakers on that train as “Watch-a-out for the watchamacallets.” He also had station names wrong and other matters incorrect, as various other lights blinked on or off. There are usually eight trains at one time that have to be monitored. It’s not easy. We regret the inconvenience. It was repaired as soon as Harriet returned.

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 37

Downpayment Assistance? In the Hamptons?

Illustration by Amelia Persans

By Rebeca Schiller In early May, the Suffolk County Consortium ran a half page ad in a local paper for its 2009 Home Assistance Program for first-time home buyers. According to the Consortium, its commitment is “to help make the ‘American Dream’ of home ownership a reality for first time Suffolk County homebuyers.” So with the help of the program will it make it any more possible to buy a home on the East End? It depends on the type of home you’re buying. In its first quarter newsletter on Hampton Markets, Town & Country Real Estate reports the median home sales price was $698,461 — nearly a 29% decrease from exactly a year ago. However, if first-time homebuyers are in the market for a lower ticket price co-op or a condo, there are some opportunities. So is it still possible to buy in the Hamptons or even Sag Harbor? Maybe, thanks to the County’s 72-h program. According to the Suffolk County Tax Act, when property owners neglect to pay their taxes, the county pays all other municipalities owed and takes title to the property. The 72-h

provision of New York State General Municipal Law allows the county to transfer property to another town for certain purposes, such as affordable housing. County Executive Levy’s latest initiative is to transfer 7.92 acres of land (a 3 acre parcel and 4.6 acre parcel) to the town of Southampton purely for affordable housing purposes through the county’s 72-h program. A good portion of the land that will be provided to the town is in Sag Harbor. The land will be used to build affordable housing, such as co-ops for families and for first-time homebuyers who might be eligible for the Home Down Payment Assistance Program. Last year, the Home Down Payment Assistance Program helped 99 homebuyers. Since its inception, the program assisted more than 1,000 owners. For 2009, Levy has allocated $1 million in HOME Investment Partnership Funds provided by U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) to help out first-time and eligible homebuyers with up to 75% of a down payment for a home. Here’s the tricky part for this market: The maximum appraised value of the home cannot

exceed $380,000. The maximum the county can tribute is $14,000 or $12,000, depending on the applicant’s income. So the million dollar question is: can the program favorably impact East End real estate sales? Hard to say at this point, thanks to the economy. If you read the RGE Monitor’s Newsletter by Nouriel Roubini (who’s known in the press as Dr. Doom, and who has accurately predicted the economic mess we’re in), you may have come across this tidbit about housing, “. . .with historically low mortgage rates and falling home prices, affordability is at an all time high, yet demand for housing continues to show weakness. The only activity on the demand side can be explained by purchases of foreclosed homes.” On an even brighter note, the article continues that any sort of recovery is likely to be hampered because of a weak job market “and uncertainty around future income. Moreover, deflation in the housing sector, though slower than in the past months, is likely to continue to push buyers to postpone purchase activity.” With the County’s help, there’s no doubt that some first-time home buyers could have a slice of that American Dream, but it’s doubtful that these purchases will have a substantial impact on the East End housing market, especially in towns such as East Hampton, Riverhead, Southampton, Southold and Shelter Island, where the median price for homes is close to $600,000.

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 04/13/2008 The most reliable source for real estate information



Michael Morris to Molly G & Andrew M Snyder, 103 Atlantic Ave, 4,400,000

Odell Lambroza to Lucia Lopez Gaffney, 1075 Seven Ponds Towd Rd. 1,550,000

Timothy Stanton to Wayne S Margolies, 6 Acorn Place, 1,725,000


Now w Available!

> All Residential and Commercial closed sales in your area

Sunburst Properties LLC to Carrie Chiang, 31 West Pond Drive, 6,675,000


John J & Eileen M Farrell to John J Farrell, 36 Sagg Pond Court, 2,599,400

James Heffron to Debra A Stabile, 9280 Nassau Point Road, 2,690,000

LW Venture Holdings LLC to Sheron Korpus, 56 Bishops Lane 1,950,000



James D Foley to NOLI Realty LLC, 10A Sunshine Road, 1,240,000

Alex D Garfield to David & Cari Grodner, 22 Lynn Court, 4,000,000

Elena & Adam Lollos to Elyse & Andrew Taub, 16 Millfarm Lane, 1,500,000



Estate of Beth Levine to John & Emily Mallon, 427 Dune Road, 1,200,000

Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period1 MONTAUK Carol Anne DiPaolo to Maria A Varrichio, 28 Ditch Plains Road, 945,000

Susan M & Stephen Breitenbach to Anita Sosne, 2316 Main Street, 675,000

Glenn Behr to Peter & Jeanne Leonard, 71 Glenmore Avenue, 927,500



homas Hemann to Peter Spacek, 355 Three Mile Harbor Road, 600,000

Debra Fahey to Peter M Schembri, 1425 Sound View Road, 998,100

John A Kay (Referee) to US Bank, 3 Highland Blvd, 538,091


Shawn & Andrew Frankel to Shawn Frankel, 4 Blueberry Lane, 600,000

Alettha Wendy to Yvonne M & Sal R Varano, 1540 Robinson Lane, 708,000


Heater Trust to Kathleen & Cyrille Briancon, 6130 Indian Neck Lane, 690,000



Robert G Lauriguet to Laurel Stone Supply Plus Inc, 7055 Main Rd., 825,000


DKS Limited Partnership to Dorothy M & Charles D Reid, 160 5th St #30F, 690,000

For more info, call: 631-539-7919

Gianluigi & Adrienne Vittadini to Dora Amini, 840 Cobb Road West, 5,000,000

Estate of Sema Hoffman to Judithmarie Collinson, 11 Willow Lane, 1,100,000

Jacqueline Krentzel to Matthew Setzer, 7 Friese Drive, 500,000

Visit us at:


Star Ranch Co LP to Alicia Zarou Scanlon, Startop Drive, 1,800,000


The most comprehensive reporting methods available, delivered right to your inbox every week.

Peter Kross to Stephen M & Dawn Saunders, 140 Hills Station Road., 1,250,000

Timothy M Aitken to Vincent A & Christine J Sama,112 Runnymede Drive 2,300,000

Dominick J Quitadamo to Cynthia J Pavia, 3 Atlantic Drive, 800,000

> The most up-to-date information available


Lawrence & Gracia Koncelik to MHR37 LLC, 37 Mile Hill Road, 2,210,100


> A weekly list of mortgage Lis Pendens filings


HR Quogue LLC to Stephen J & Danielle Gulotta, 33 Pheasant Run, 1,550,000

3234 Kellis Pond West LLC to IGM Realty LLC, 34 West Pond Drive, 5,062,500


Accurate, up-to-date, affordable, on-line information about all real estate transactions in your community. Our weekly reports contain:

and 5/27/2009


QUOGUE Joseph D Ciampa to Rose & Dominick Ciampa, 18 Dune Road, 544,000

SOUTHAMPTON Marie to France Schaefer,-Tara Cohen, 1 Seasons Lane., 995,000

Margaret A & Anthony Veziris to Kim Mogul, 15 Foxboro Road., 700,000


Joan & Dermot Murphy to Anne Marie Anzalone, 3 Bittersweet South, 505,000

Robert Brassacchio to Catherine Briguglio, 6 Windwood Court, 635,000


Data Provided by Long Island Real Estate Report

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 38


By the Book

(continued from page 33)

sales. In fact, she and her husband were on the fence about coming out due to the mild weather. There seems to be a consensus that the early season now suffers because the water is still cold at the beaches and the temperatures are not conducive to swimming and hanging around the pool. Therefore, with the cautious nature of the average visitor, weather watching affecting the weekends will be at a higher level this year than ever. Farther east, Montauk Marine Basin owner and life long resident Carl Darenberg said he is happy, “only two boats in his whole yard are not going in the water this year.” He said fishing has been good and the fluke fishing was strong during the Memorial Day weekend. He added that repairs and restorations on the boats in his yard are going on surprisingly strong this season, not at all affected by the economy. Although boat sales are soft, with lower prices, he did sell two boats Memorial Day weekend. My own informal tour of Montauk, Amagansett, East Hampton, Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor on Sunday night of Memorial Day weekend had three noticeable observations. One — traffic seemed lighter. It had to be, otherwise or I wouldn’t have been able to get to all those towns in a timely manner. Two — the hot spots seemed to thin out earlier, except for the Stephen Talkhouse which actually was semiquiet until the line formed at 12:30 a.m. Three — it was obvious was that there were people out in the Hamptons. Those who were here, maybe even being more cautious, brought their wallets nonetheless.

As Field and Osgood anxiously await the latest – now final – installment of The Mystery of Edwin Drood, due in from England at any moment, rival publishers are also on the alert, waiting to steal it. When the messenger carrying the manuscript is killed and the manuscript vanishes, James Osgood, the junior partner, goes in search of it with his young female assistant. The Last Dickens connects book pirating, murder, and the search for the missing manuscript to the dark world of opium addiction and opium trafficking, but its portrayal of that world is never nightmarishly surreal. In the end, Pearl, through the character of Longfellow, sends us back to the original story when Longfellow tells us that “all proper books are unfinished” and merely “feign completion for the convenience of the public.” Thus, according to Longfellow, the incompleteness of Dickens’s mystery is perfection itself, since “each reader will imagine his or her ideal ending …… and every reader will be happy with their own private finale in their mind.” So, dear reader, before you take up either or both of the contemporary tales based on The Mystery of Edwin Drood, I suggest you read Dickens’s own masterpiece for the incomparable pleasure of finding an ending for yourself. The Mystery of Edwin Drood, by Charles Dickens, 336 pages, Everyman Library, $18. Drood: A Novel, By Dan Simmons, 784 pages, Little, Brown and Company, $26.99. The Last Dickens: A Novel, By Matthew Pearl, 400 pages, Random House, $25.

WINE & SPIRITS 728-8595

Hampton Bays Town Center 46 East Montauk Highway •

Cannon’s image, I personally welcomed him and tried to make him feel comfortable. “Hey, remember way back in the day, when we shot on that huge yacht?” I asked. Cannon — who probably owns a few yachts of his own these days — smiled and said, “Course I remember that. That was off the chain.” It was that moment I realized, despite the famous wife and custom threads, Cannon is still that same reserved, yet goofy, creative soul who is even closer to ruling the world. The chairman of TeeNick was celebrating making the list and the cover of Giant magazine’s “50 Most Influential People” issue. When I asked if he planned to wear a suit while performing live, Cannon joked, “By the end of the night, I’ll be in my tank top. See, that’s what you get when you get Nick Cannon. You get the DJ, the entertainer and the stripper, all in one!” Partygoers, including Bravo’s NYC Housewife star, Ramona Singer and hubby Marco, Vanessa Trump, and Scott Disick, were wondering if and when Mariah Carey would arrive. I mentioned to Cannon, “Ya know, I heard she [Mariah] was supposed to make an appearance tonight.” Cannon played it off like a pro, “Who told you?” he said. “A little birdie!” I whistled. “They just be lying,” he quipped, with a smirk. In the end, Cannon didn’t disappoint fans. He honored his wife’s absence with “a whole medley of Mariah.” He performed live for a few hours and before he ended his alcohol-free evening, he

Enter for a Chance to Win



HOURS: Monday - Thursday 9 a.m. - 7:30 p.m.• Friday & Saturday 9 a.m.- 8:30 p.m. • Sunday 12 noon - 6 p.m.


(continued page27)


Not to be combined with other coupons or discounts. * Not responsible for typographical errors

99.99 59.99 7.99 7.99 3@10.00 ea 11.99 9.99 2@5 ea 11.99 21.99 3@7.33 ea 6@7.99 ea 11.99 7.99 33.99 3@12.99 ea 13.99 20.99 14.99 22.99 10.99 2@10.00 ea 7.99 8.99 3 for 11.99 10.99 11.99 36.99 37.99 23.99 15.99 40.99 64.99 36.00 39.99 19.99 21.99 36.99 24.99 19.99 12.99 23.99 20.99


750 ml 750 ml 750 ml 750 ml 750 ml 750 ml Magnum 750 ml Magnum 750 ml 750 ml Magnum Magnum Magnum 750 ml 750 ml Magnum 750 ml 750 ml 750 ml Magnum Magnum 750 ml 750 ml 750 Ml 750 Ml 750 ml 750 ml Magnum Magnum Magnum Magnum Magnum Magnum Magnum Liter 750 ml Magnum Liter Magnum Magnum Magnum Magnum


(continued on next page)


Antinori Tignallo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Banfi Brunello di Montalcino . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Beringer California Collection (Cab, Merlot, Chard) . . . . . . Bistro Wine Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Blackstone (all varieties) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hess Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lindemans (Chard, Cab, Merlot, Shiraz) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lindemans (Chard, Cab, Merlot, Shiraz, SB). . . . . . . . . . . . . Pindar Winter White . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Simi Cabernet Sauvignon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Villa Pozzi Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Barefoot Wines . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cavit Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Concha y Toro (all varieties) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Domaines Ott Rose . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kendall Jackson Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ruffino Chianti . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Simi Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Simi Russian River Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Woodbridge (all varieties) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Zonin Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cristalino . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Freixenet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . J. Roget Champagne . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jolanda Proseco . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Korbel Brut . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Veuve Cliquot Champagne . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tanqueray Gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bacardi Rum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Clan MacGregor Scotch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jack Daniel's Whiskey . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Johnnie Walker Black Scotch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Johnnie Walker Red Scotch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1800 Reposado . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jose Cuervo Tequilla . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Milagro Silver Tequilla . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Absolut Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Absolut Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pinnacle Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Popov Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Skyy Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Smirnoff or Svedka Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(continued from page 30)


1) Look thru the classified section of this issue to find 3 questions 2) Look thru Service Directory to get the answers 3) Go to

Travel in Hampton Style- WIN the 8th Annual Madison & Mulholland Hampton Jitney Memorial Day Gift Bag: Inside the “Coldwater Creek” tote: Arm & Hammer Advance White toothpaste; Hasbro’s “Slam!”, “Deal” and “Crazy Old Fish War”; Herban Essentials, Lipton Green Tea To Go; haircare by MOROCCANOIL; North Fork Potato Chips; “Skin Care for Back There” and Hot Summer Books: “Belong to Me”, “Bought”, “Bright Shiny Morning”, “Love Begins in Winter”; “The Scenic Route” and City of Thieves”; plus Tennis@Ross School; gift certificates from:, Deutsch Photography, and SunReaders from

4) Fill out the entry form, answer the 3 questions and send.

For further information call 631-725-8201 All entries must be received by midnight, Wednesday June 8 , 2009 to qualify, winners will be chosen at random from entries with correct answers Contest not open to Employees/Immediate families of Dan’s Papers or Brown Publishing, Inc. Only one prize per household per 3 month period. No purchase necessary. Limit one entry per person. 1199274

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 39

Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner


(continued from page 38)

reminded folks to tune into his upcoming series, “America’s Got Talent” on NBC, June 23. “Why should people tune into another ‘talent’ show?” I asked. Cannon turned serious and shared his philosophy, “It’s one of those things — especially with the economy the way it is today — you can kind of step back and just appreciate great talent. And at the same time people are just striving for their dreams and trying to reach their goals. It’s really uplifting.” Cannon really is the perfect host for the upcoming NBC series. He’s living proof that if you put in the hard work, dreams can come true. Until next week — Life is short, you only live once, so party on! TV host, entertainment & feature correspondent, director, writer and executive producer Gina Glickman can be seen Tuesdays, Thursdays and weekends hosting News 12 Long Island’s “What’s Hot in the Hamptons.”

of the manor would say in England. It also can suggest that there may be more than one house. Maybe other members of your “family” have other houses in “the Hamptons.” I also have some friends here who rent year round, and when they explain their “Hamptons connection” they simply state the town of the apartment in a basement they are renting. “Where do I live? Oh I have a place in East Hampton.” A very, very smart thing to say. If you’re out picking up women, this is an excellent way to phrase it. Speaking of picking up women, a friend of mine came up with an excellent, and I mean really excellent pick up line. When a woman asks you what you do for a living, respond with

the phrase, “I’m a milk man.” I know it sounds weird, but for some reason women think that this is really amazing. This is only relevant if your job is extremely boring. I’ll give you a list of jobs that are not boring since that is a much shorter list. If you are not a member of these professions, simply say you’re a milkman. Talk about that for around 30 minutes, and then state your real job. They’ll think you’re hilarious. Okay, so here is the list of cool jobs, but again, if you have one of these jobs, you probably don’t have any issues with picking up women, but regardless, here’s the list: Fighter pilot, New York City fireman, cowboy, astronaut, UFC professional fighter, marine, and one of the founders of Google.


$20-$100 PER WINDOW


on select Hunter Douglas window fashions with MFR mail-in rebate

Your Hamptons Bicycle Store With the “Un” Hampton Pricing BICYCLES FOR ALL!


Your one-stop bike store for: • Road Bikes • TRI Bikes • Mountain Bikes • Comfort Bikes • BMX Bikes • Juvenile Bikes • Accessories • Car Racks • Clothing WE SERVICE ALL BRANDS!

Luminette® Privacy Sheers

Windows & Walls Unlimited


Select Offer 2

Select Offer 3


Choose Seals

Choose Seals 2

Choose Seals 3

Choose Seals 4

375 County Road 39 Southampton NY M-S: 10:00-5:00 631-287-1515


Offer valid 5/5/09 – 8/31/09. Limitations and restrictions apply. Ask for details. ©2009 Hunter Douglas Inc. ® and TM are trademarks of Hunter Douglas Inc.



Free In-Home



Silhouette® Window Shadings


Corner of Osborne Ave. & Pulaski St. in the heart of Historic Polish Town

Professional Contractors Inc.

“Servicing exceptional clients from Riverside Drive to Sagg Main”

Contact Patrick Dougherty 5 16.524.3352 OR Visitt


Well it’s official. I can say goodbye to my GM stock. Mother @#%$@#$. The stock market has been on quite a roll recently however, so there is reason to be happy folks. Now we are down only 40% instead of half. One thing that has been positive about my stock market woes is that I have been able to connect with other people who are in the same boat. And when it comes to individual stock trading, any small victory like General Electric, Goldman Sachs or Apple going up in the last couple of months, is celebrated greatly if you pretend that the last year did not actually happen. Summer is here and one of the biggest pleasures of the season for me is all of the attention that I get from my city friends. Suddenly friends of mine who are impossible to get in touch with become much easier to reach. There is a great pillow that sells in East Hampton shops that reads, “You never know how many friends you have until you own a house in East Hampton.” For people my age, they should sell another pillow that reads, “You’ll never know how many friends you have until your friends figure out that your parents own a house in East Hampton.” Now that I’m approaching my late 20s, it’s becoming less and less cool to bring friends over to my Dad’s house. Why don’t I own my own house yet? That’s a thought that runs through your mind once or twice. Journalism doesn’t exactly cut it, but armed with my real estate license, who knows? In the mean time, one of the smart things to do when meeting people is to say that your “family” owns a house “in the Hamptons.” This is an especially useful way to phrase things for people who think it’s cool to use the term “the Hamptons” and whom you just met and are trying to impress. The word “family” sort of implies that you have this great family name and great family fortune behind it. It’s something the lord


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 40

Town Hall

SCENE 3: Three weekends. Six book readings. When I asked Dan to “take me places”, I meant wild parties, fancy galas and to VIP tents, not book readings. It was hard enough to ask a complete stranger to help me make a movie, but now I have to ask him to drop the book tour routine? Dan’s book, “In the Hamptons”, is a hot seller and it’s not like listening to him read chapter 6 while I sit on the cliff at the old Warhol estate is the worst thing to ever happen, but come on! How many times do I have to film the same story? I want to meet celebrities and party like its 1999. I never met the founder of Dan’s Paper (Dan Rattiner) before approaching him about my movie idea. I knew filming a movie with a guy who named a newspaper after himself would present challenges but I hoped for the best. Maybe I should have expected the worst? It took me less than 30-days to discover we are two totally opposite people. Dan and I have nothing in common. Simply put, he is Mr. Hamptons. He rubs elbows with the biggest names on the A-list. I’m the ordinary guy with a social calendar consisting of back-to-back family Communion parties, immediately followed by my kid’s soccer and t-ball games. Plus, I can add on two hands the number of books I’ve read in my 39 years. I’d rather see the movie. King of the Hamptons is supposed to be about the real, unscripted adventure Dan takes me on to fulfill my to-do list of 5 over-the-top items. I’m not accomplishing any of the items listening to Dan read from a gazebo in the middle of the Montauk traffic circle. Or so I thought. Just when I was about to tell Dan “I quit”, something magical happened when I least expected it. For the first time since we started, I could finally check an item off my list. This adventure might actually turn into something. King of the Hamptons is the unscripted adventure I took with Dan Rattiner in 2008. Each week leading up to Labor Day, this article will reflect some of the wild and surreal events, people and places I experienced. Hopefully it entices you to see the movie this October. Maybe the combination of both will help you determine if it’s time for you to make the leap from ordinary to extraordinary. Or maybe it convinces you to stay where you are? For previous articles, video and more:



(continued from page 24)

ers still on their cars. They had been promised to be good forever. They were not. The police might have issued warnings. They did not. The way you enter Town Hall is through a small, unmarked door at the easterly side of the back of the building. You pull the door open toward you, and immediately see a dirty wall with a garbage can, a fire extinguisher and a cardboard box scotchtaped shut that has written on it FOR JUSTICE DEPARTMENT on the floor in front of it. You then walk through a rabbit warren of dirty hallways, past signs printed on typing paper taped haphazardly to the walls, to get to the Town Clerk’s office, which is where it has always been, conveniently alongside a hallway leading in from the sliding doors at the entrance on the other side of the building. A long line of angry residents stands in the Town Clerk’s office and extends out into the hallway and, when I was there, out onto the no-man’s land between Town Hall and the construction site. The automatic door madly opens and closes at will as people move about, alternately cutting off and then hooking up again the angry local residents who are there because they have been getting tickets. They want new stickers. And they want to do something about the tickets they got. The Town Clerk’s office that morning was staffed by six people. There were four “windows” where the public could get their new beach parking stickers, but four of the six people in that room had other things to do, so the two who were at the windows waited on the citizenry as best they could. During the course of this, a collective groan went through the crowd. The Town Clerk’s computers had gone down. There would be a wait while someone would find out what caused that. We all waited, until, finally, the computers were fixed. Then the line began to move again. Some of the other offices in Town Hall have been moved out to a nice commercial building down the next street from the driveway to this building. There is no walkway from the commercial building to Town Hall, however. You drive from one to the other to do business. There is also, incredibly, no telephone link either between the offices in the trailers, the commercial building, the main building or the new Town Justice Building, which has recently been completed and is located just behind Town Hall. (It’s next to a dog catcher’s building, which was also newly completed and also has no telephone link to anybody.) If you call any department at Town Hall, you cannot be transferred. Every department has its own phone number. All are listed in the phone book. If you dial the building department, you will get them in the commercial building, and if you need to talk to someone in the assessor’s office, you hang up and call that number. One can say that this antiquated phone system is not the fault of the current administration. But you can fault them for not modernizing it. What was good enough for 1960 was good enough for 2005, I guess. Worse is the fact that each of these separate departments has been operating with its own checkbook. There are 40 checkbooks, according to auditors who came in to look them over after it became apparent that there was about $10 mil-

lion that nobody could account for. It was then found that most of these 40 checkbooks had not been balanced in years. Again, you can blame prior administrations, but then nobody fixed it from this administration. And then there is this: When McGintee was running for reelection for his second term, he already knew about this huge shortfall. He did not have any answers about it at the time, but he made quite sure that nobody other than himself and the bookkeepers knew about it. He won reelection by a small margin. And he still has not fixed it. Indeed, things have gotten still worse. And now, finally, cutbacks are taking place because, frankly, there is no money. Just for good measure, for instance, none of the pens attached by metal chains to the tabletops of the “windows” in the Clerk’s office worked. And nobody was coming by to replace them. If you can avoid it, do not go to East Hampton Town Hall. The place is filthy, the equipment is antiquated and the people who work there are depressed because they are waiting to see if they have been selected to have the axe fall on their jobs. The project on the front lawn is at a standstill as the cost of restoring those buildings has soared to $10 and then $12 million and there is nothing further to pay the workers. Maintenance is gone. All that remains is a wait until November for the time when all the elected officials will be departing. Indeed, those who have been responsible for this mess are either declining to run again or are being rejected by the party that put them on the ballot in the first place. No elected official at Town Hall now will be there after November. The bureaucrats, fortunately, will remain. When the new broom comes in, the bureaucrats will have to show them where the supply cabinet is. And still, nobody seems to be able to get a handle on what happened to the money. Monies were shuttled from one account to the other in a way that would seem to be money laundering, except everyone knows the administration was too clueless to know if that is what it was doing. When the bookkeepers threw up their hands, the auditors came in. They threw up their hands. A financial expert was hired, but then he was fired. Then the State tried to do the audit and it threw up its hands. It couldn’t complete it. Now the District Attorney’s office has come in to see if they can figure out how the money got moved around. I say if nobody else can do it, there are low odds that they can, but if they can, then very possibly heads will roll and charges will be filed. Finally, just this past week, McGintee’s special budget manager, Ted Hults, whom he has fiercely defended all the way through this budgetary crisis — handed in his resignation. There would be firings, he wrote in his resignation. Perhaps he could be one of them and thus save the job of someone else. Go figure. Just as a suggestion — when November comes, build a new and fancy state-of-the-art Town Hall attached to the Justice Building. I suggest that the 17th century buildings on the front lawn NOT be restored, but just cleaned up and made into a little historic museum village. And bring back the parking lot.

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 41

Honoring the Artist: Daniel Pollera Ask cover artist Daniel Pollera a seemingly simple question, and you won’t get a simple answer. In his worldview, life is not black or white but rather a wide range of grays. Because he’s a particularly thoughtful person, Pollera uses questions as springboards to examine other facets of life. His substantive answers are also an indication of his character and values. Q: I want to ask you a series of what some people may consider mostly silly questions. Somehow I know you won’t perceive them as silly. First, if you could eat the same food for the rest of your life, what would it be? A: Pasta, without a doubt. With all kinds of toppings: pesto, fresh tomatoes from the garden, crab and clam sauce. Q: Would you cook this yourself? A: I don’t have time to cook now. I’m fixing up a house in East Quoque as I talked about last time I was on the cover. It’s my mission. This weekend we’re putting on a deck. We’re having guests from Australia coming soon, and they will be able to stay there. Q: If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? A: Nothing more than I’m doing now. Even if I had $10 million. I’m pretty satisfied with my life. Lots of people are making lots of money,

danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt

and they’re miserable. Q: If you could live anyplace in the world, where would it be? A: I paint the coast, and if you love the water, this is the place. We have it all here. We have the greatest restaurants and medical care; we have the water at our fingertips. Q: If you could have one wish to make the world better, what would it be? A: I would wish for world peace. Look at what’s happening with North Korea. Peace is out of our control, but we can’t think about it too much. We have to concentrate on happy

thoughts. Q: If you weren’t an artist what would you be? A: I would operate a charter boat. I also like woodworking, but not for a profession. Q: If you could go back to school, what would you study? A: Art; I would take every course in art history and studio. I’d also like to study psychology and economics. Q: If you could teach your grandchildren something, what would it be? A: My daughter learned a lot of family values from my mother. My daughter has a strong backbone; she keeps the family together. I would help her with those values with her own children. Q: If you could make a prediction for the future, what would it be? A: When we talked last time, I said we would be better off financially in the near future. We will look back on February, 2009, and it will only be a memory. Q: If someone asks you what you want for dinner, what would you say? A: I would say, what do you want? A meal is a joint thing. Then I would crack open a bottle of wine. Q: I’ll drink to that. A: Me, too. — Marion Wolberg Weiss Pollera’s work is on view at Southampton’s Chrysalis Gallery. His Web site is


communication solutions that work for your home & business

Serving Business & High-End Residential Clients on Long Island for Over 20 Years Please contact us to arrange a complimentary consultation with one of the professionals from our staff.

Our experienced staff is ready to assist you with all phases of design, installation and maintenance of telephone/intercom systems for your business or home. We have certified technicians on staff to ensure that your needs are handled as quickly as possible.

• Telephone/Intercom Systems • Programming • User-Training • Extended Warranty • Maintenance Plans • Repair Service • Refurbished Equipment • VOIP Solutions • Video Surveillance • Home Automation • Computer Networking

1150-4 Lincoln Avenue • Holbrook, NY 11741 Tel: 631-913-0226 •



DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 42

Timeless Beauty Experience the classic style of Amphora from Phylrich at Kolson. It’s just one of the unparalleled lines of decorative hardware, bath and kitchen fittings to be discovered here at extremely competitive prices. Allow one of our service representatives to help guide you to the perfect fit for your style and your home.

Fine Decorative Hardware and Bath Fittings Amazing selection. Unparalleled service. You’ve got to see it to believe it. No Appointment Neccessary Hours: Mon.-Fri. 8:00am to 5:30pm Sat. 8:00am to 5:00pm

653 Middle Neck Rd., Great Neck, NY 11023 (516) 487-1224 • 1143663


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 43

T h e L a r g e s t Eve r 5 0 % O f f



Sale of Overstock Merchandise from our 10,000 sq.ft. Warehouse Sofas, Tables Luxury Linens, Lighting Prints, Painting, Leather Clubchairs & Sofas Coffee Tables



Mariner Dr.

Every Sat. 9am - 4pm Sun. 2pm - 6pm



David Whites Ln.

Call 631.537.0606 (For Directions)




DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 44



3 in 1 Table Set!






Styles & Colors

to choose from!

Come Visit Our New Outdoor Furniture Section!

e’ve Got It All! W Living Rooms Dining Rooms N

Bedrooms N Bedding N Recliners Accessories N Lighting N AccentsHome Entertainment & More! MODERN • CONTEMPORARY • TRADITIONAL • COUNTRY HUNDREDS OF STYLES AND PIECES TO CHOOSE FROM!

B&B Prides Itself In Delivering The Finest Name Brand Furniture At The Lowest Prices... Anywhere!





1103 Route 58 631.208.0200



*Photos for illustration only. Actual merchandise may vary.


585 Montauk Hwy 631.996.2470


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 45

Bootleggers rejoice... because it’s time to celebrate the GRAND REOPENING and 80th ANNIVERSARY of the



June 12 - 14, 2009

WH Er e :

Montauk Yacht Club & Resort 32 Star Island Road Montauk, New York 11954

Weeken d festivit ies : Friday Evening Brooklyn Brewery BBQ Bash: 7 pm

Swinging Saturday Family Funday and Burger Bash hosted by Katie Lee Joel on the Great Lawn: 11 am - 4 pm Bootleggers Happy Hour at the Barracuda Bar: 5 - 7 pm Roaring 20’s Anniversary Bash on the Great Lawn: 8 pm - 12 am

Super Sunday Southern Coastal Sunday Brunch: 10 am - 2 pm For more information on ticket prices & festivities

co nt ac t : (631)668-7718 or (888)692-8668

visit us :




Years of Heritage

established 1929 1143538

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 46




Billy Stritch, Liza Minnelli. Gina Glickman

Arlene & Allan Lazare

Roy Furman, Frieda Furman

Edward & Pamela Pantzer

Ben Krupinski, Bonnie Bistrian Krupinski

Ninah & Michael Lynne

Ellen & Jim Marcus



Alyison & Joe Crispi

Dan Rattiner, Margaret & Kevin Bodkin

Isaac Mizrahi, Barry Sonnenfeld

Lorraine Boyle, Robert Zimmerman


Reina Schiffrin, Cecile Richards

Amy Slack, Andy Sabin, Jennnifer Sohonyay, Michael Cinque

Lisa Perry

G G Popcorn, Faith Popcorn

Diane Brody, Robert A. Cornog, Jill Lynn Brody, Lindsay Pacelli

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 47

Kat’s Eye


Diane Blell, Enrique Martinez, Linda Ardigo

Joanna & Chas Godson

Jamie Drake & Barbara Dixon

Kyle Timothy Blood, Kevin Hari, Chip Rae


Mark Olives

Ramona Singer


Linda Munn, Cara Munn, Orson Munn

Sally Ann Quigley, Nick Beech, Mina Jackson

Photos: Kimberly Goff

Christine Wasserstein-Rattiner, Dan Rattiner (Founder Dan’s Papers)

Sasha Munn, Orson D. Munn, Cameron Munn

Marianne & Mark Epley (Mayor of Southampton)

Kathy Lucas


Frazer & Eleanor Dougherty


Rita Cosby, Dottie Herman

Christina Carter, Helen Gifford, Holly & Heather Buchanan

Scott DeMarco, JoeBush

Steven Romm, Lois Oliveria, Bret Pahwul and Bill Wright

Heather Zwerling, NicoleMcElroy, Gayle Zwerling

Dennis Ferrando, Jill Kampf

Anne & Al Algieri

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 48

House/ home Landscape Design for Where You Live By Frederico Azevedo Today the excitement to plan or design a garden meets ecological challenges and responsibilities. The use of the land, water, energy, native plants, recyclables and green products will determine the development of adequate, innovative, eco friendly landscaping. There are easy steps to follow to create sustainable landscaping. When planning a garden try to reduce the total number of different plants and instead increase the number of each variety. The objective is to create a

stage set with well-behaved, structural elements that will thrive throughout the season without excessive care, but with beauty. Look at the type of natural environment you have before selecting plants. In the Hamptons, there are three main areas: farm fields, seashore and woods. Analyze the property. Don’t try to imagine you’re somewhere else. Work with what you have. Ask yourself questions such as, how much sun does the garden get? Is it very exposed? Will it grow with minimum attention or will it need extensive care?



Instruction available for Individuals, Groups and Private Functions. Enjoy a relaxing evening out on the water with our Sunset Beach Charters. Custom Lessons • Surf Academy • Kids weekly "Summer Sessions" Reservations: 631 537 8601 • Operating Hours: 8am-7pm 7 Days • June 1st-Sept 15th


Creating a natural plant selection will allow the garden to run off in the direction it wants. Landscapes should not have excessive control, they should be creative and imaginative, letting things evolve. Researching for native plants, you will find that the landscape will develop faster and the overall picture will look healthier and bold. Remember that no matter how much you try to change your soil, sooner or later it will slip back into its old way. Clay will turn back into clay and sand will become sand. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t try to improve, but that your plant selection should be done according to the soil. The basic rule is: choose the plants for the prevailing conditions and if you want to go with exotics, find plants that work with the soil conditions. Maintenance is vital for the existence and preservation of any landscape. Task such as weekly soil cultivation will keep the soil healthy and will eliminate the need for extra fertilizer or plant disease spraying. Fertilizing with organic compost, which means adding a layer of dehydrated manure around flowers, shrubs and trees will make your soil rich, your plants healthy and it will even help to recover stressed plants. Practicing good pruning and trimming will minimize and even eliminate the use of pesticides. Trees and shrubs should be pruned and trimmed at different times during the season according to their varieties. To create a sustainable landscape means to create a landscape that is in tune with the natural environmental structures. It is important to have a clear vision of a garden that’s perfectly in tune with its natural setting. The planning and research are very important. If you plant trees, shrubs or flowers in the wrong position, give them the wrong light, wrong soil or wrong grade you will essentially create something unnatural to maintain and improve. Historically, elaborate gardens were designed without the advantage of complex sprinkler systems and advanced chemicals. The goal is to create a unified environment with different sections, utilizing indigenous plants or exotic plants adapted to the same region. It coordinates with the natural environment as well as the house and interior design. Landscape writer, lecturer and designer, Frederico Azevedo is the CEO of Unlimited Earth Care, landscape design and showroom in Bridgehampton. (631) 725-7551, unlimited

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 49



By Susan Galardi

Field Trips: They’ll Blow a Kid’s Mind they passed, the better. week the class went to the The most striking report pond in the Bridge Golf involved kids with ADHD. Those Course and scooped out tadwho took a simple walk outdoors poles and saw bullfrogs’ had improved attention and conbulging eyes peeking above centration. If those walks were the water’s surface. They in natural settings as opposed to went from there to Morton urban areas, the kids did even Wildlife Reserve, where better. In fact, in some cases, the chickadees land on your hand exposure to nature had better if you’re lucky – and very effects on the child’s behavior still. Then they hiked to the than a dose of medication. beach. Next week they’ll go to When my partner and I left Little Fresh Pond in Pondering at LongHouse the city, I was concerned that we Amagansett to catch crabs. Not only is he enjoying outings might be depriving Hudson of the maximum academic/cultural stimulation he would in some of the most beautiful spots on the East need to compete in the big bad world (mea culpa). But Coast, he’s also improving his mind and behavior. we knew there were many advantages of his growing Studies earlier this year showed that recess – specifup out here. To remind myself, I kept a picture on my ically in natural settings – improves a child’s acadesk of him at about two years old. He’s standing with demic performance. A pediatrician at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine led one study. It showed his back to me in a concrete playground wet with rain at dusk. Just across the street is a flickering neon that kids 8 and 9 years old who had at least 15 minLiquor Store sign. utes of recess every day had better behavior than classroom bound kids. What’s ironic and sad about I know I know. Central Park and the parks along the this is that often children who misbehave in class are rivers. But this was our playground at Bleeker Street, punished by losing the privilege of recess – the very across from our apartment. Every time I looked at that thing that would improve their behavior! A Harvard photo, then looked out the window, I felt pretty sure we study showed that kids who passed physical fitness had made the right choice. And now modern science tests did better academically. The more fitness tests has absolved me of any residual guilt. Susan Galardi

The last month of school always felt like the last quarter mile on a 3-mile jog. You know you’ll reach the finish eventually, but until then it feels like running in place, in quicksand. For school-aged kids, the only thing that gets you through is the precious June field trip. Being far away from my school years, I’d completely forgotten about field trips, but now that our son has a few scheduled, it all came back to me. Growing up in Pittsburgh and attending a Catholic school for 11 years, I had some interesting field trips. Aside from one foray per year to the local amusement park and Pittsburgh Symphony Concerts for Children on school days, the big events were baseball games. Catholic nuns really like baseball. For Sister Clarence, a round Irish nun with an equally round, red face, it was a second religion. When the Pirates played their last game at Forbes Field, the entire elementary school was given the afternoon off to go to the stadium for the game. But other than that special occasion, our “field trips” to the games were confined in the classroom. Clarence would put her little transistor radio on her desk, facing out toward the class, and we would sit quietly with our hands folded, listening to the broadcast. My son has it better. Living in the Hamptons, he has the opportunity to visit incredible places. He’s already gone to LongHouse Reserve in East Hampton — Jack Larsen’s beautiful garden filled with specimen plants and outrageous sculpture. Last

Kid’s Calendar FRIDAY, JUNE 5 QUILTING WORKSHOP – 3:30 to 4:30 p.m. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. ROOKIE WEEKEND – A transition from day to sleep away camp for both children and their parents. Ages 8 to 15. Peconic Dunes County Park, 6375 Soundview Ave., Southold. 631-727-7850 x 333. SATURDAY, JUNE 6 SALAMANDER SEINING – South Fork Natural History Museum, Bridgehampton 10 a.m. Salamander larva and frog tadpole hunt. Reservations required. Call for location 631-537-9735. $7 adults/$5 children ages 3-12/free for members. ART WORKSHOP – 11 a.m. to noon. $5/$3 members. Boots Lamb Education Center, Guild Hall, East Hampton. “KATIE’S PUPPETS” – Featuring Mr. Mouse and friends. Puppet-making to follow. Free for Southampton Town Residents. 11 a.m. Red Creek Park Activity Center, 102 Old Riverhead Road, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. SEASHELL WINDCHIMES – Capture light and sound in a simple wind chime. Bring small shells. Ages 8 to 12. 1 p.m. Hampton Library, Montauk Hwy., Bridgehampton. ANIMAL ART ROCKS – Ages 8 and up. Paint a beach rock with a unique animal design. 1 p.m. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. SKATE CLINIC – Skateboarding & In-Line Skating. 7 years and older. Bring skateboard and helmet. Pre-registration required. $45/Residents $35. 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. Red Creek Park, 102 Old Riverhead Road, Hampton Bays. SUNDAY, JUNE 7 SKATEBOARDING COMPETITIONS – 4 p.m. Bring skateboard and helmet. Pre-registration required. Red Creek Park, 102 Old Riverhead Road, Hampton Bays. PROGRAMS/CLASSES BABY AND ME YOGA CLASS – From 4 to 5 p.m. at the Ananda Yoga and Wellness Center. Cost is $70 for the series or $20 for the class. 20 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631204-1219. MOMMY AND ME COOKING & CULTURE – Thursdays. Each week features a recipe and craft from a different culture. Series concludes with a dumpling feast.

Kids under 5 with a caregiver, $100 per six-week session. Sibling discount available. 1:30-2:30 p.m. North Sea Community Ctr, Noyac Rd, Southampton. 631-283-4555. AMY’S ARK FARM – “Art of Life.” Tuesday to Friday. 4 to 5 p.m. Small art classes held in a converted barn in Westhampton. Focus on art, cooking, reading, yoga and more. Ages 4-9. $85 per 4 week session. 631-288-3587 or 631-902-3655. GYMBOREE AT CMEE –The Children’s Museum of the East End presents “Gymboree.” Friday mornings in May and June. $110 /$120. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. RHYTHM RECREATION – Introduction to dance. Thursdays thru 6/25. Ages 3 to 8. $55/$45 residents. Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 Red Creek Rd., Hampton Bays. 631728-8585. ONGOING WATER MILL MUSEUM – Mondays at 11:30 a.m. “Milling Around” – Grain grinding demonstration with the mill stone. Mondays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sundays 1 to 5 p.m. Children free, adults $3. 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. KIDS KARAOKE – 5 to 7 p.m. Regulars Music Caféé, 1271 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-287-2900. BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL – SYS in Southampton. Kids’ programs continue daily with sports, dance and fun. Call for info 631-287-1511. HAMPTON LIBRARY STORYTIME – Saturdays 10 a.m to 1 p.m. Children ages 4 to 7. Age appropriate stories and music making. Registration required. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. PETTING FARM AT AMARYLLIS SANCTUARY – Sundays. 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. Pony rides available on most days. 93 Merchants Path, off Sagg Road (behind Wolffer), Sagaponack. 631-537-7335. ART AT THE GOLDEN EAGLE – 14 Gingerbread La. East Hampton 631-324-0603. CMEE – Children’s Museum of the East End. Interactive exhibitions, arts and science based programs/workshops, special events. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. $7/free for members. SOUTHAMPTON TOWN WORKSHOPS AND CLASSES – Call to register for classes 631-728-8585

GOAT ON A BOAT – Puppet Play Groups for children under 3 on Mon., Thurs. and Fri. at 9:30 a.m. Tot Art for children 5 & under Mon. and Fri. at 10:30 a.m. Rte. 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7254193. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Every Sat. from 10 a.m.-12 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. ART BARGE – Open May though September. Open Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Offers weekly children’s studio programs. AFTER SCHOOL ART – At the Parrish Art Museum, Southampton. 631-283-2118, ext. 40 or visit MOMMY AND ME – Mondays 10:45 a.m. to 11:45 a.m. for pre-school children and their parents/caregivers. Montauk Library, Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-3244947. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – A music and movement program for children newborn to 5-years-old and their parents/caregivers. Mon. and Tues. mornings at the Dance Centre of the Hamptons, Westhampton Beach. Thurs. mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center. Fri. mornings at Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path in Southampton. 631-764-4180. YOUTH ADVISORY COMMITTEE – Sponsored by the Town of Southampton Youth Bureau to give kids a voice in town government. 631-702-2425. JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY STORYTIME – Thursdays at 10:30 a.m. John Jermain Library, Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. Send all events for the kids’ calendar to by Friday at noon.

For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to click on: Calendar

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 50

Life S tyle New Book Reveals Latest Cosmetic Procedures Embarrassed by sagging skin and bulging love handles? The latest cosmetic treatments can tighten your skin and melt away unwanted fat to give you back your youthful look – or even help you look better than you ever did. In his latest book Ageless Beauty: An Insider’s Guide to Advanced Alternatives to Plastic Surgery (Mill City Press, 2009), board certified cosmetic surgeon Alexander J. Covey M.D. gives insights into the latest and best in cosmetic treatments. “In this age of advancing technologies, there are many effective cosmetic treatments available to help repair and rejuvenate your skin and reshape your contours,” said Dr. Covey. “You can transform your aging face and body into a newer more beautiful you with less discomfort and in less time than you think.” The newest treatment taking the cosmetic industry by storm is the minimally invasive one-of-a-kind Smartlipo™ laser assisted liposuction. Using a highpowered laser to melt and remove fat and tighten skin, Smartlipo offers patients precise contouring on many parts of their body. Smartlipo does not require general anesthesia, can be performed right in the doctor’s office and, with less downtime and fewer side effects, it has become the body contouring treatment of choice. Smartlipo is the ideal treatment for elimi-

to Dr. Covey for this new fractional CO2 treatment,” said Mary Ward, a 60-year-old antiques dealer from Sag Harbor. “Immediately after Dr. Covey treated me I looked at least 10 years younger. This is such an incredible breakthrough. The procedure took maybe 30 minutes and I went home and had no pain whatsoever. I was able to attend a wedding four days later. This is truly a gift in life – I feel years younger and happier!” For more information about these and other nonsurgical cosmetic treatments, including the just released new FDA approved wrinkle relaxer Dysport, call Dr. Covey at 800-403-7268 to schedule a free consultation in Southampton, Center Moriches and Manhattan. Join Dr. Covey for a book signing of his newest book at The Open Book in Westhampton Beach on Saturday, July 11 from 7 – 9 p.m. Refreshments will be served. Dr. Covey is board-certified, a fellow of the American Academy of Cosmetic Surgery and has served the people of Long Island and New York for over 20 years. He was cited this year, for the fifth year in a row, by the Castle Connolly Guide as one of the “Top Doctors in New York” and by the Consumers’ Research Council of America as one of “America’s Top Physicians.”

nating those love handles that won’t budge or flattening the tummy. “I had a few issues I wanted to address on my aging body but I didn’t want to go under the knife,” said Jill Reed, a 43-year-old account executive from East Hampton. “Smartlipo was the exact procedure I was looking for. My sagging neck, abdomen and larger thighs were really bothering me. The Smartlipo treatment was easy, recovery was pretty much painfree and I am thrilled with my new face and body.” Another exciting treatment is the Fraxel Repair Laser for skin resurfacing and tightening. Combining a CO2 laser with fractional technology, the Fraxel Repair is now the procedure of choice for sagging skin on the face and neck, wrinkles, hard to erase lip lines, and more pronounced skin discoloration. “We’re seeing tightening results with the Fraxel Repair that were previously only seen with surgical facelifts,” said Dr. Covey. “It may be possible now that if you attack wrinkles and loose skin with Fraxel Repair when patients are 40 or 50 years old, they may never get the saggy skin that they used to get when they were 60 or 70.” “After neglecting my skin and with sun and smoking damage, my face had aged considerably. I came

Barbecue... Bar-B-Q... BBQ... We specialize in Corporate Catering Ask us about our Corporate Catering Rates!

Complete HASSLE-FREE BBQ’s From $18.95 per person! We set up and clean up ...all you do is eat and enjoy! (*50 person minimum)

Party Platter Plus For 10-12



3 Dozen Assorted Hors’Doeuvres


Servicess Offered: • Smartlipo™ • Fraxell re:pair™ • Fraxell re:store™ • Thermagee Bodyy Shape (Non-Surgicall Facee & Bodyy Tiightening,, Cellulite-Smoothing) • Mesotherapy/LipoDissolve • VolumaLift/Injectablee Facee Lift • Laser Wrinklee Reduction • Laser Treatmentt off Acne,, Acnee Scarring,, Sunn Damagee & Agee Spots • 3255 Meetingg Housee Lanee • Botox Southampton,, NY • Dysport • Evolence • 4455 Mainn Street,, Center Moriches,, NY • Restylanee & Perlane • Juvederm m & Radiesse • 2111 Eastt 70thh Streeet,, • Laser Hair Removal New w York,, NY • Microdermabrasion • GentleWaves ©Copyrightt 2008

KMix ‘n Match Mini Kishes & Franks in Jackets

NY Delicatessen Your Way (Choose 1)

K 3 1/2 lb. Cold Cut Platter w/Rye Bread K 12 Over stuffed Sandwiches (add $10) K 4 Foot Party Hero

Salads & Condiments (All Included)

 Fresh Cut Cole Slaw K  Homemade Potato Salad K  Relish Tray K matter how you spell it, the best catered outdoor events begin with

Fri., Sat. & Sun.


1 1


Entree, good all day.

631-979-8770 135 Alexander Avenue Lake Grove Fax: 631-979-8774

with purchase of equal or greater value. Not to be combined with any other offer. Cash only. Expires 9/4/09.



Whether it’s hamburgers & franks, chicken, steak or something more exotic, Zan’s catered barbecues satisfy even the heartiest appetites. Our complete packages include:  Pickles  Utensils K K  Dessert  Paper Goods K K  Side Dishes  Beverages & Ice K K  Condiments  Chef & Waitress K K  Grilled Selections K  Grilling Equipment K

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 51


Well, all my plants are planted, all my friends have returned to where they came from, and now I’m going to enjoy what I do best. Let’s shop! Three’s A Charm, on Main Street in East Quogue, has just put out some new inventory including Marc Jacobs leather goods, tennis dresses and some great vintage clothing. Call for info at 631-996-2600. Saks Fifth Avenue, at the corner of Hampton Road and Main Street in Southampton, is inviting everyone to its June events. For starters visit their LA MER cosmetic counter this month for a complimentary skin care consultation. Schedule an appointment for a complimentary facial on June 26 and receive a deluxe sample of LA MER Moisturizing Cream. I’m there! Hildreth’s Home Goods, Main Street, Southampton, and Montauk Highway, East Hampton, has gone coastal! Take advantage of the 40% off Stanley furniture, the absolute lowest prices yet! Bridgehampton’s The Mill has just relocated to the Bulls Head Carriage House of Bridgehampton, 2546 Montauk Highway. The shop is filled to the rafters with fabulous teak patio furniture and furnishings, designer umbrellas, garden benches, chaise lounges, teak carts, occasional tables and more. Fashionhead, at the Bulls Head Inn, is featuring a

“sizzling summer designer sample sale” every summer weekend beginning this weekend, June 6, from 8:30 a.m. to 7 p.m. There is new merchandise arriving weekly at this presentation of designer samples, and you can save from 40% to 70% off retail prices on clothing and accessories for men, women and children. Are you looking for that perfect gift for the man (or men) in your life? The Elegant John, at Red Horse Plaza, East Hampton, has great gifts for men including generously sized, 100% Turkish, terrycloth robes and slippers. Or, if you want to really impress, treat him to some great shaving and after-shave creams, pre-shave oils and face soothers. For the man with a sense of humor, what better gift than the innovative, elegant bathroom air freshener “Poo-Pourri.” Also, back by popular demand, the most elegant of bathroom plungers is perfect for the handy or un-handy man. It has a white rubber suction cup with a chic clear Lucite handle stick. What else can the man with everything ask for? Have you ever been to The Juicy Naam, Healing Juice and Food, at 27 Race Lane in East Hampton? Entering its third season, the store is open daily from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Services here include a juice and smoothie bar, live food takeout, customized cleanses and juice fasts, an organic farm stand with fresh, local

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK Hampton & Co. 60B Jobs Lane, Southampton 631.283.2899 – Wainscott resident Nick Beech, founder of Hampton & Co., and Mark Epley, mayor of Southampton Village, kicked off a summer of philanthropy. Through its unique business platform, Hampton & Co. is committed to giving back to the local community and producing all of its items in America, donating a minimum of 10% of sales, funds and in-kind donations to select local charities that contribute to the landscape and culture of the Hamptons. By providing consumers with luxurious, high quality classics, Hampton & Co. seeks to encourage commerce, culture and goodwill throughout the community by which it is inspired. Orson D. Munn, a longtime resident of Southampton and a former village trustee, previewed a selection of his remarkable private collection of antique toy soldiers to benefit the Orson D. Munn Endowment Fund for the Toy Museum of New York that is chaired by his daughter, Linda Munn. Other charities Hampton & Co. is supporting include the Parrish Art Museum, the Southampton Fresh Air Home, Southampton Hospital, ARF, Group for the East End, and the Montauk Lighthouse, among others. Peter and Annie 42A Jobs Lane, Southampton 631.377.3248 – Fashion runs in the family for Annie, whose mom used to own a shop in Southampton called Altona for eight years. Deciding to concentrate on her Palm Beach store, Annie wanted to continue offering her product to her Hampton clientele, hence Peter and Annie was born. Initially, the store was supposed to carry only women’s clothing, following her mother’s style, but with a younger twist. Annie started looking for a younger, sexy and comfortable summery type of clothing line. Annie and Peter discovered the Island Company brand and fell in love with its products and style. The store carries a full collection of Dead Sexy Jeans and its kids line, Sunshine, along with Sugar, Island Company, belts by JeanLouis Fernandez and much more. The Peter and Annie store was designed

with summertime in mind, blending light shades of color with a Caribbean charm. Officially launched on Memorial Day weekend, the shop will be open until the end of the season, hopefully extending into the fall/winter.

produce, super foods and healthy groceries, raw snacks, catering and parties, full yoga and meditation schedule, healing body work and massage, an amazing Zen sitting garden and free Wi-Fi. Stop in and detox. For info, call 631-604-5091 or log onto the Web site Looks like Sharyn is doing it again at Warehouse 161, located at 161 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. She is having a “big summer blowout” warehouse sale on all summer dishes, napkins and jewelry, all at 40% off. Now is the time to stock up on those extras you’ll need when the family decides to visit for the weekend. For information, call 631-324-0555. A designer and vintage estate sale with gently worn and new items from a private collection will be held for two days only at Tullah Booth Gallery, 66 Main Street, Sag Harbor (631-725-3100). Look for Chanel, Dior, Hermes’ coutour gowns, suits, jackets and scarves in sizes 10 to 14. The sale will be held Saturday, June 6, 6 p.m. to midnight, and Sunday, June 7, 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Until next week, ciao and happy shopping! Having a sale, getting new inventory, are you a new kid on the block? Comments or questions? Please email me at or via fax: 631726-0189.

with Maria Tennariello with a focus on the ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s, American and British fashion. You may find some Ossie Clark, Zandra Rhodes, Mary Quant, along with some of those fun designers of the Rock ‘n’ Roll era. You will also find Victorian through the ‘50s, with a nifty little ‘50s burlesque section. In addition, there is Nikki’s own line of handmade jewelry with healing stones, a wonderful line of beach glass jewelry by a local artist, in the mix. There will also be a few new organic clothing lines by independent designers such as: m-e, Wren, Play by Sara Reilly and some great organic fragrance oils.

Lennegan & Marantz at The American Wing 2415 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton Chas Godson and his wife, Joanna, have just embarked on a new venture. Nikki Eve, Sag Harbor The couple celebrated the launch of Lennegan & Marantz in Bridgehampton this past weekend with a trade preview cocktail reception. The Cori Jean store will be open to the public this upcoming weekend Sag Harbor and will serve as a manufacturer and retailer of uphol631.379.1921 – stered furniture of uncompromising quality, handCori Jean, a young local Sag Harbor designer, has made to the highest standards and in the best tradibeen hard at work building her new company Cori tion of English craftsmanship. The store will offer a Jean. She designs and sews everything herself and capsule collection of bespoke sofas, chairs, leather covloves every minute of it. Jean calls it one kind of style ered occasional pieces and even dog beds, all made to with an eclectic, experimental eye that brings togethorder and available to be customized according to er ordinary conventions with selective, glamorous couclients’ needs. Additionally, they will showcase linens ture. It is a modern mix of ‘30s elegant socialite, ‘70s from a Belgian fabric house, as well as Bennison fabedgy punk and ‘40s librarian. This chemistry brings rics. Lennegan & Marantz is able to fulfill individual together a collection of day-to-night and night-to-day designs that are as versatile, ever changing and commissions for one-of-a-kind pieces requiring a high unique as every woman herself. Insight for these degree of sophisticated workmanship. designs is drawn from a rich array of inspirations, including vintage linens, old movies, local celebrities Nikki Eve and the beach, all of which combined create a mix of 17 Madison Street, Sag Harbor old Hollywood glamour and urban chic. “Designs come 631.725.4634 out of a love from redesigning vintage linens with Nikki Eve, a new store in Sag Harbor, has taken unusual patterns and one of kind pieces that fit into over the space that has been the Haven’s House for the an inspirational love of fashion that just makes one past 18 years, has officially opened. The store will be smile,” said Jean. Her fashions are currently selling at constantly updating merchandise that consists of vinlocal stores, such as Flying Point, Smith and Gloria tage clothing, jewelry and accessories. It is a refreshJewel, as well as on her Web site. ing example of quaint, but very unique, high end and casual pieces at affordable prices. “I want to share my Are you a new kid on the block? E-mail me telling me visual art with everyone, so I really want there to be all about your new shop on the East End at something for everybody who comes in,” said Nikki or via fax at 631-726-0189. Aarons. Nikki Eve features vintage clothing of all eras

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 52


Fix It Again, Tony


East End Tick & Mosquito Control an

i ca l S o l u t i




mindset of the executive management of both the Chrysler and Fiat, this merger is doomed to fail. First, Fiat has less than a stellar reputation here in America. The old joke that Fiat stood for “Fix it again, Tony” was earned by the fact that around 15 years ago, when Fiats were sold here in

Bo t

I’m excited about the proposed Fiat and Chrysler merger. To those of you who have been reading my “Classic Car” column for the last 25 years, it’s no secret that I have an affinity for both small cars and cars with small-bore efficient motors. Fiat, as we all know, is probably the world’s leader in building small, utilitarian automobiles. This is just what America needs now and definitely for the foreseeable future. However, unless there are major changes in the

631-287-TOTS Hampton Pediatric Dental Associates specializes in general dental care for young people. We believe that good dental habits started at a young age will last a lifetime. Our office is designed to make children (& their parents) feel comfortable in a situation that many adults choose to avoid! Our hours will accommodate even the most hectic schedule. 1198015 1045403

Southampton East Hampton Southold

287- 9700 324- 9700 765- 9700



Just because you are taking a break from the city doesn’t mean you can take a break from exercise.


Contact us for rates and times 212-865-9290


We bring the Boot Camp experience to you.

the United States, they had a reputation for being fragile, undependable and rust prone cars. That being said, Fiat also made some of the most interesting, affordable and fun to drive cars ever imported into America. There has always been something about Italian cars of any size or style that has set them apart from other manufacturers. Maybe it’s because of the way the Italians historically have enjoyed driving responsive cars of any size and price with enthusiastic brio. Also remember, all Fiats built today have a little Ferrari DNA in them. Today, Fiat’s build quality has come a long way from when they were last imported into America. The Fiat group has become a European success story. They will also be building Alfa Romeos and Iveco trucks, as well as Ferraris and Maseratis. They are on their way to becoming one of the world’s largest carmakers. But – and it’s a big but – they still must further improve their quality. America’s a tough market, and most American car buyers today have zero tolerance for automotive problems. If Fiats can be made to run as well as the Asian competition, they will make it here in America. Chrysler also has a problem. Like most other American manufacturers, it has to get rid of what I call the NASCAR mentality. I’m a little worried that Chrysler is still going to hawk its large SUVs and Dodge Ram pickups, all powered by gas consuming motors. I’ve got news for you boys – this is not a NASCAR nation anymore. Americans are done drooling over oversized, overpowered, tire smoking, muscle machines. What really scares me is that I have a two-page color ad I ripped out of Sports Illustrated for a 2009 Ford F-150 pickup. In large bold type, Ford proudly proclaims the truck gets 21 MPG. That’s one MPG better than last year’s “gas hog” Ford F150. Ford’s no different than GM. There is no mystery to why Detroit’s in trouble. Chrysler, if you have this mindset, don’t even get involved with Fiat. Fiat makes some great small engines, as well as well proven diesels. Food for thought. Don’t kid yourself. Gasoline prices will go up again as soon as the economy strengthens. So those of you considering buying a new car should certainly factor in fuel efficiency. I predicted years ago that fuel prices would rise, as well as the fact that Chrysler would fail. In fact, I dropped President Obama a note with some automotive advice relating to these matters. I also told him to get rid of the current president of General Motors. I doubt if it was my voice that made a difference, but I did receive a nice note from F. Michael Kelleher, the director of Presidential Correspondence, thanking me for my advice. I was disappointed President Obama didn’t write. Maybe he was a little busy. If the Chrysler/Fiat merger happens, what really excites me as a car enthusiast is that the Alfa Romeo brand will most likely be under the Chrysler wing. Finally there will be some affordable Italian cars for the American consumer. There are some great products in this Fiat/Alfa line. The diminutive new Fiat 500 is supposedly the first car Chrysler will import. I guarantee you will want this car. It is literally an affordable Mini Cooper type vehicle, only cuter, if that’s possible. Alfa has a reputation of building the most beautiful, affordable sedans and coupes in Europe. Long considered to be the poor man’s Ferraris, any Alfa is a joy to behold and drive. What a great addition for the American consumer and car enthusiast. Chrysler, if you screw this one up, you deserve to fail. Best of luck to both companies.

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 53

Tree People: From Supervisor Scott Russell To The Wetzel’s By Phyllis Lombardi A nap might do the trick. I was just plain tired after some heavy-duty cleaning so I settled in on the living room couch, pulled up a big quilt, and closed my eyes. Unfortunately, I couldn’t close my ears. I knew what the noise was. I’d seen the bulldozers earlier in the day and now they were doing their thing. Knocking down trees on a piece of land half a street away. Truthfully, I considered crying myself to sleep. For this is the third treed plot to be cleared in the past month – all within a short walking distance from my home. Now I know folks have to live somewhere and I’m sure my new neighbors will become my good friends. But oh, I miss those trees. I attempted to sleep by counting trees rather than sheep. Special trees. Like a tall pine in my grandma’s backyard. Often our family sat around that tree and drank grape juice on warm summer weekends more than half a century ago. Now my favorite trees are the ones I save as I weed. You know. Take a little shoot. Plant it in a safe place. Maybe even forget about it. And then, a couple of springs later, there’s the gift of a tree. They say it’s not fair to play favorites but I think other North Forkers must have their special trees. So I leafed through my address book and called a few friends. Even stopped at a North Fork tree farm. To branch out a bit.

Tom and Joan Wetzel are tree-people. Their favorites are the blue spruces in their Cutchogue yard but they gave a place of honor to an oak. When they built a deck in their yard, they provided an opening in the deck floor so the oak might grow tall and strong through that opening. If you’ve oaks on your property, you know the meaning of autumn-glory color. The Wetzel world is green, yellow, brown, gold, red. With oaks you may do lots of raking. But you’re raking in a rainbow. Now meet a Southold guy who sat in his office and told me about his special trees. He’s a pretty busy person, Scott Russell is, and that’s because he’s Southold’s town supervisor. People come to him with all kinds of problems and requests. Guess that’s why he seemed happy to talk trees. One of his favorites is a blue spruce he planted in his backyard. Correction – his wife planted the tree while Scott supervised. Scott has memories of other trees and those memories brought a grin to his face. One of four Russell brothers growing up in Cutchogue, Scott was used to lots of rough-and- tumble play. Like climbing Nassau Point’s swamp oak trees and even occasionally wrestling, rolling around and bumping his head on a sturdy oak tree trunk. Ouch! By the way, one of those brothers is Scott’s twin. If one twin falls out of a tree, does the other feel the pain? Just wondering.

Say hello to Paula Reeve who works in Jamesport, lives in Cutchogue. Paula’s special tree is a Bradford pear in her front yard. Planted by Paula’s mother, the tree is covered, come May, with white blossoms and is what Paula sees from her bedroom window each morning. “I know that spring is really here when that tree flowers,” says Paula. Paula recalls other trees, a mimosa and a weeping cherry, she and her brother often climbed 25 years ago in that same yard. Now Paula’s sons, Tyler and Jason, climb those very trees. Yes, I did check in with a tree “pro.” Riverhead’s Danielle Raby, dressed in a heavy flannel shirt and jeans on a chilly spring morning, works at Shade Trees Nursery (I love that name) in Jamesport. Danielle says the Kwanzan cherry is their best seller. It’s an easily grown ornamental tree with pink blossoms. Danielle’s childhood home on three acres had lots of trees and her folks “couldn’t keep me indoors.” She was usually found climbing her favorite Norway maple. Now Danielle is mostly outdoors helping North Forkers choose the perfect trees for their yards. “Ask questions,” urges Danielle, “before buying a tree.” No question about it. We love our trees here on the North Fork. Whether a century-old oak or a tiny justplanted white pine, it’s a North Fork tree that tells us to stand tall and search for heaven.


Serving Quality Cuisine… In Blue Jeans

American Made by: HARDEN

Patio Seating Nightly Specials Thin Crust Pizzas Happy Hour 4:30-7:30


A fresh appearance that lends itself to todays informal life style. Offering timeless style with the finest quality and craftsmanship available today.

ON SALE Queen Size Reg. Complete Bed $5070.00

Sale Price $2798.00 * in stock Natural Cherry Finish

King Size Reg. Complete Bed $5370.00

Sale Price $2998.00 * in stock Dover Antiqued Hand Rubbed White Finish

Available to order in a Variety of Finishes Headboard only and Twin Size.



Hours 10-5, Sun. 12-5 Closed Wed. 1197353

Open 7 Days for Lunch & Dinner 17 East Main St., Riverhead

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 54

North Fork Dining Log The Bayview Inn and Restaurant- Located in South Jamesport boasts a charming country inn setting for delicious lunches and dinners featuring the beset and freshest local ingredients. 631-7222659. Buoy One – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737. Cooperage Inn - Baiting Hollow, the gateway to the North Fork! Casual Country Dining in a cozy,

relaxed atmosphere featuring local wines and produce. Summer lobster clambake feast, Winter Friday Night buffet, murder mystery dinner theatres, wine dinners. Outdoor Huge Fall Festival Celebration. Serving Lunch-Dinner daily and our Grand Sunday Country Buffet brunch, generous portions of “good down home cooking” at its finest! E-mail: or visit our web site for details The Jamesport Manor Inn- Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850’s Gothic Revival Mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, expertly prepared, each dish is

A Touch of Venice Restaurant fine water view dining

Fine North Fork Cuisine prepared with Italian soul

Water view and patio dining “Along with the local bounty, A Touch of Venice offers white tablecloth dining with views of bobbing boats and spectacular sunsets” Rated - very good - NY times * Large Wine list showcasing Long Island and Regional Italian Wine * Private Room and Patio Available for your special Occasion

298-5851 1143508




CELEBRATING OUR 15TH YEAR!! THREE COURSE PRIX FIX MENU Served Mon – Friday 11:30 a.m. – 5:30 pm (Saturday till 3:30 pm) $19.95 per person (does not include tax & gratuity)

FEATURING OUR NEW “PUB GRUB” BLACKBOARD MENU Lookfor ou r live m u sic schedu le an d en joy a little N orth F orkn ightlife.

Farm Fresh Produce

This Frid a y

Eat In

Local Wines Take Out

Comfort Food served with Eclectic Style A S A LW A YS, T H E B E ST





2218 Sound Ave. & Twomey Ave. Bailing Hollow (631)727-8994


Visit our Web Site, for directions & schedule of events


4805 Depot Lane • Cutchogue


M onday-Friday 5-7PM 1/ 2 Price Appetizers and extraordinarily low drink prices


2255 Wickham Avenue, Mattituck

infused with excitement, sophistication and pure artistry. Menu is complemented by an extensive wine list, carefully selected, featuring wines from the east and west coasts, the Mediterranean and down under. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500, email or visit Legends- Sophisticated new American dishes prepared by an imaginative chef. Eclectic menu with some Asian influences. Zagat-rated! Down by the water in quaint historic New Suffolk. Heart of North Fork’s wine country. Sipping tequilas, singlemalt scotches & over 200 craft beers. Open 7 days a week, year-round for lunch and dinner. 835 First Street, New Suffolk. 631-734-5123 Old Mill Inn- Built in 1820 and tucked into an unspoiled corner of the North Fork, The Old Mill Inn continues to delight customers in search of great waterfront dining. In the heart of wine country, this destination restaurant showcases seasonal ingredients sourced from local farms and waters. The Old Mill is the first (and only) certified Green restaurant in Long Island. Join us for our Summer Sunset Cruise & Dinner every wednesday and our June concert series on Fridays. We welcome private functions. Call for hours and directions and to hear about our daily fish specials. 631-298-8080, or check for details Parto’s – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, caféé. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrees, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. Call 631-727-4828. A Touch of Venice- A Touch of Venice offers fine dining in a casual waterfront setting. Our cuisine is prepared with fresh local produce and seafood, and Italian specialties. We have a large wine list with an emphasis on Long Island and regional Italian wines. Located in the Mat-a-Mar Marina (come by boat). 631-298-5851. 2255 Wickham Ave., Mattituck. Tweed’s Restaurant and Buffalo Bar – Oldest restaurant & hotel on the North Fork. Famous for their buffalo steaks. Open seven days: lunch & dinner, 11 a.m. - closing. Live jazz & blues. Call for reservations. Located at the famous J.J. Sullivan Hotel, 17 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631-208-3151.

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 55

North Fork Events

SATURDAY, JUNE 6 PECONIC QUILT SHOW - Twenty-eighth annual Peconic Quilt Show, Saturday, June 6, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday, June 7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. at Suffolk Community College, Eastern Campus, Riverhead. Three buildings of activities, with juried quilt show, exhibits, raffle, demonstrations, lectures, members’ boutique, vendors, door prizes and cafeteria. Free parking. All buildings wheelchair-accessible. Admission: $7/day; under 12, free. SPRING STUDIO TOUR - Spring studio tour, Saturday, June 6, 1-4:30 p.m., hosted by Oysterponds Historical Society features studios of nine artists. Tickets, $22; members, $20. Mail

check to OHS, Box 70, Orient, NY 11957. Tickets available day of event at Orient Congregational Church. 631-323-2480, COMMUNITY YARD SALE - Community yard sale, Saturday, June 6, 8 a.m.-noon. on New Suffolk School ball field, hosted by New Suffolk Civic Association. Rain date, Sunday, June 7. 631-7345121. SUNDAY, JUNE 7 LIVE MUSIC - Lyric baritone Nissim Moshe performs at Congregation Tifereth Israel, Greenport, Sunday, May 31, 3 p.m., accompanied by pianist Lea Kendall. Program includes 17th-18th century Italian bel canto-style opera arias, folk songs, ballads and more. Tickets, $20, at 631-477-0813, SLIDE PRESENTATION - Slide presentation and talk “My Paintings Tell Stories, My Stories Are Visual” by painter, writer and horticulturist Skip Wachsberger, Sunday, June 7, 3 p.m. at Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport. Part of North Fork Arts Project Spring Program. Free. 631-477-0660. ONGOING EVENTS DeCORDOVA STUDIO – Opening reception for exhibit “Salud 2009 ... Here’s To Your Health!” at deCordova Studio and Gallery, Greenport. Portion of proceeds from sales benefits Eastern Long Island Hospital. On view through June 28. 631477-0620. SIREN’S SONG GALLERY - Opening reception for art exhibit “On the Edge - Coastal and Barrier Plants, Their Friends and Some Enemies,” 6-9 p.m. at Siren’s Song Gallery, Greenport. Portion of sales of artworks benefits Cornell University’s Horticultural Research and Extension Center in Riverhead and New York Sea Grant. On view through June 29. Free series of lectures on local ecology by directors and professors from program slated, call gallery for dates. 631-477-1021. WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical thera-

Motorcoach Service between

The North Fork & New York City





Orient Point Orient Village East Marion Peconic Landing Greenport Southold Peconic Cutchogue Mattituck Laurel Jamesport Aquebogue Riverhead Tanger Outlet

— — — — 4:45 4:50 4:55 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:35

Airport Connection 7:05 7:20 Manhattan

— — — — 6:00 6:10 6:15 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:45 6:50 6:55

9:30 7:00 7:05 7:07 7:15 7:25 7:30 7:35 7:45 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:05 8:10

9:30 9:35 9:40 9:42 9:50 10:00 10:05 10:10 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:40 10:45

11:30 11:35 11:40 11:42 11:50 12:00 12:05 12:10 12:20 12:25 12:30 12:35 12:40 12:45


2:30 2:35 2:40 2:42 2:50 3:00 3:05 3:10 3:20 3:25 3:30 3:35 3:40 3:45

— — — — 4:20 4:30 4:35 4:40 4:50 4:55 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:15

5:30 — — — 5:35 — — — 5:40 — — — 5:42 — — — 5:50 6:50 8:05 9:50 6:00 7:00 8:15 10:00 6:05 8:20 10:05 6:10 8:25 10:10 6:20 8:35 10:20 6:25 8:40 10:25 6:30 8:45 10:30 6:35 8:50 10:35 6:40 8:55 10:40 6:45 9:00 10:45

8:50 9:50 12:20 2:20 5:20 6:50 8:20 9:20 10:35 12:20 9:00 10:00 12:30 2:30 5:30 7:00 8:30 9:30 10:45 12:30

On select trips, North Fork passengers may be required to transfer in Manorville. This trip arrives approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun.

“Greenporter” Non-stop service to and from Southold and > GrTheeenport, available Eastbound on Friday; Westbound on Sunday.

Eastbound+ To North Fork Sat Only

May Thurs thru Wed Mon Fri & ‡ Fri thru June Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Only Fri 7 Days 7 days



May W Thur May W thru Sat & Sun Beg. Mon Mon W June 6/21 Mon thru June Sun Fri thru Sun Only Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Only Mon Only

Manhattan/86th Manhattan/69th Manhattan/59th Manhattan/44th Airport Connection

7:20 7:25 7:30 8:00 8:20

8:20 8:25 8:30 9:00 9:20

9:35 9:40 9:45 10:00 10:20

11:20 11:25 11:30 12:00 12:20

1:20 1:25 1:30 2:00 2:25

3:20 3:25 3:30 4:00 4:25

6:20 6:25 6:30 7:00 7:25

7:50 7:55 8:00 8:30 8:50


Westbound+ To Manhattan

May/June Schedule Effective Thurs., May 7 through Wed., July 8, 2009

Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport East Marion Orient Village Orient Point

9:40 9:45 9:50 9:55 10:00 10:05 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55

10:40 10:45 10:50 10:55 11:00 11:05 11:15 11:20 11:25 11:35 11:45 11:50 11:55

11:40 11:45 11:50 11:55 12:00 12:05 12:15 12:20 12:25 12:35 12:45 12:50 12:55

1:40 1:45 1:50 1:55 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:25 2:35 — — —

3:40 3:45 3:50 3:55 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:25 4:35 4:45 4:50 4:55

6:15‡ 7:45 8:40 6:20‡ 7:50 8:45 6:25‡ 7:55 8:50 6:30‡ 8:00 8:55 6:35‡ 8:05 9:00 6:40‡ 8:10 9:05 6:50‡ 8:20 9:15 6:55‡ 8:25 9:20 7:00‡ 8:00 8:30 9:25 7:10‡ 8:10 8:40 9:35 — — — 9:45 — — — 9:50 — — — 9:55

10:10 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 11:05 — — —



4:20 4:25 4:30 5:00 5:25

5:20 5:25 5:30 6:00 6:25

Visit our website for Online Reservations, Information and Value Pack orders

(631) 283-4600 (212) 362-8400


pist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information, contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY – The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be done by Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach – who has himself, maintained an over 200 pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to cook and eat healthier. He will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just don’t have that much time. He will also be explaining all the great health benefits of including Whole Grains in your diet. If you eat, you don’t want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631765-2626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-1377. FILM SERIES – Sundays, 2 p.m. “The Lesser Known Hitchcock.” Free. Floyd Memorial Library, First and North Streets, Greenport. 631-477-0660.

For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to click on: Calendar

Pepi’s Ristorante Pepi’s... arrive by land, arrive by sea

631-765-6373 400 Old Main Road • Southold, NY 11971

Offering classic Italian cuisine served in a setting offering one of the best waterviews on the North Fork


FRIDAY, JUNE 5 Opening reception for ‘The Body At Rest’ exhibit, Friday, June 5, 5-7 p.m. at East End Arts Council, Riverhead. 631-727-0900. On view through July 10. THE TIMOTHY HILL CHILDRENS RANCH, June 5 – A fundraiser dinner for the Timothy Hill Children’s Ranch which is for children that are homeless will take place at Atlantis Marine World in Riverhead at 6:30 p.m. Atlantis Marine World is located on Main Street in Riverhead. $125 per person. For tickets call 631-369-1234. NORTHEAST STAGE PRESENTS - Northeast Stage presents ‘Women of Manhattan’ at Holy Trinity Church Hall, Greenport, ThursdaySaturday, June 4-6, 8 p.m. Sunday, May 31 and June 7, 2 p.m. Written by John Patrick Shanley, directed by Jere Jacob. General, $15; students/seniors, $10. OPEN MIC NIGHT - Open Mic Night, 7-10 p.m. at Custer Institute and Observatory, Southold. For all ages. Hosted by singer/songwriter LiZa Coppola. Free; donations accepted. 631-765-2626. MOVIE AT THE LIBRARY - At Southold Free Library: After School movie, Friday, June 5, 4 p.m. “you choose.” Cemetery visit to Southold Presbyterian Church, Saturday, June 6, 10 a.m. Meet at library. Rain date Saturday, June 13, 10 a.m. 631-765-2077.

Open 7 days a week • Serving lunch, dinner & cocktails

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 56

Arts & Entertainment Blues Traveler Shows Off Chops at PAC

Led by the harmonica wielding vocalist John Popper, Blues Traveler, a rock outfit that’s been around since the late 1980s and has roots in the second wave of jam bands as well as the blues and psychedelic rock genres, will be heading to Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center on June 12. The band is still heavily promoting its most recent album, last August’s North Hollywood Shootout, with its first single “You, Me and Everything” and “Forever Owed” to be released as

the next single this week, said keyboardist Ben Wilson. So expect the band to pull heavily from that record for its set list. But have no fear, longtime fans can expect to hear the hits – such as “Runaround” and “Hook,” both off the group’s Grammy-winning album four, as well as the catchy “But Anyway” – in addition to the new tunes. “We’ll provide a good balance of our repertoire,” he said. “People always expect to hear the hits. We don’t want them to feel like we’re just playing the new record. We’re giving people a dose of everything.” The band, which formed in Princeton, New Jersey, is known for its improvisational nature and playing off one another in a live setting. “We love showing off our chops as a band,” Wilson said. “When we’re in the studio, you get a sense that we’re good players, but we don’t get to play around as much.” For this reason, he says, the group is more comfortable on stage and relishes the spontaneity of live performances. Typically, when the band prepared to record a new album in the past, the guys would hole themselves up somewhere for a month or so to write the material they’d eventually bring into the studio with them. For the most recent album, the band started out with this approach, arming itself with

HAMPTON CLASSIC HORSE SHOW August 23 - 30, 2009 For information on advertising, VIP tables, reserved tickets, a detailed schedule, corporate or personal sponsorship visit

Programm Advertisingg Deadlinee - Julyy 1stt

ack v t v eat

By Tiffany Razzano

a wealth of material to record. “But we hardly drew from that material,” Wilson said. Instead, once Blues Traveler entered the studio it eschewed its tried and true method for one that would better capture the spontaneity of its live sound. “We wrote songs each day in the studio. Someone would come in with a kernel of an idea and we’d put on a pot of coffee and listen to these ideas and jam. Sometimes we’d end up five miles from where we started; sometimes we’d wind up 100 miles away. But we drew more from our ability to improvise, that ability to think quickly.” And thus North Hollywood Shootout – which refers both to a reallife incident that took place in the late ‘90s as well as the band’s rapid-fire creative process – was born. Popper summed up the reasoning behind the band’s switch in its creative process for this album perfectly, Wilson says. “John said that sometimes the whole rehashing of ideas over and over again makes a song lose its energy, it takes the fun out of playing it… It’s not as exciting as it could be. We wanted to harness that quick creative energy without playing the songs to death. There are some tunes on there that sparkle with that energy.” Blues Traveler will be playing at WHBPAC on June 12 at 8 p.m. Tickets are $110/$90/$35. For more information about the show, go to To learn more about the band, go to

Add Materialss Duee - Julyy 13th

Daily Attractions... Competition in 5 Rings • 70+ Boutiques • International Food Court Pony Rides • Petting Zoo General Admission - $10/person or $20/carload

featuring the 1196958

P.O. Box 3013, 240 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton, NY 11932


$250,000 FTI Grand Prix on August 30th!

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 57

Art Commentary

Arts & Entertainment

by Marion Wolberg Weiss

“Destrukto” at Glenn Horowitz Bookseller Photographer Bill Burke is one of those idiosyncratic artists whose body of work, which includes maquettes and notebooks, is not only stimulating for critics, but also calls into question certain aesthetic and even metaphysical issues, not to mention cinematic tenets that have always fascinated this critic in particular. Most essential is Burke’s idea that the camera is not an objective recorder of reality, although film theorist Siegfried Kracauer insisted that “photography has an outspoken affinity for unstaged reality.” Of course, we know this is simply not true. No art form can truly “show/tell it like it is.” Burke’s use of photography as a “tool of scientific inquiry” in his current series at Glenn Horowitz Bookseller recalls another photographer, Eadweard Muybridge, who studied how motion is implemented during a horse race. His documentation of men engaged in various sporting activities also added to his knowledge of motion and energy. This legacy of motion is made apparent in Burke’s freeze-frame images featuring exploding objects, shots that remind us of Antonioni’s film Zabriski Point. The movie’s theme suggests that the objects were a metaphor for American consumerism. We wonder if Burke’s message is similar. For example, there’s a flying tomato soup can, along

Bill Burke: “Destrukto” exhibition with other separate images of mushroom and chicken noodle soups. Even so, we don’t think these homages to Warhol are salient. Rather, it’s

the explosion of common food items that becomes the point: Is this a comment, then, on our taste for the banal or our dependence on marketing? Whatever the answer, the images are at once familiar and beautiful, the tomato soup being a particularly lyrical abstraction. Other food items explode in similar ways, including spam and hamburger wrappers. These objects are triptychs and add another dimension to Burke’s possible theme. Such a three-image display becomes a process over time, suggesting perhaps that consumerism is slow, yet lethal. Other items play a part in Burke’s frustration. A triptych featuring a TV monitor is also about process, as it goes from a blank screen to an explosion. A single image of an exploding camera is another variation on the theme, although this time, perhaps Burke is inferring that a camera is just as frustrating in its inability to capture reality. A display in Glenn Horowitz’s window carries this theme further with a group of outdated cameras. While they also give credence to their limitations, there’s a strong sense that a camera is still a powerful tool. Burke makes that idea plausible when he uses the camera as both subject and object, as well as a metaphor and pop culture object. “Destrukto” is on view at East Hampton’s Glenn Horowitz Bookseller until June 23.

Sophisticated Ladies at Gateway Playhouse By Roy Bradbrook It’s always good to see the opening of the new season at Gateway Playhouse, especially as it is celebrating its 60th anniversary and once again producer Paul Allen and his colleagues have come up with a great blend of old and new, and well known and not so well known shows that will run in Bellport and Patchogue from now until mid October. Miss Saigon and A Chorus Line are among the top musicals ever written, The Drowsy Chaperone and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels are recent Broadway hits that will be seen on Long Island for the first time and Meshuggah-Nuns and Sophisticated Ladies represent the lesser known shows. Duke Ellington is a name revered by all musicians and rightly so, for he was a man of incredible talents whose music came in very many styles. He once described his music as “American music,” rather than jazz, and many rate him as America’s best composer. In his career he wrote well over 2,000 pieces and was awarded 17 honorary doctorates, as well as the highest civilian honors from the United States and from France – the Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Legion of Honor. Sophisticated Ladies is really a review, rather than a musical, because it is basically a mélange of Ellington’s songs performed by a cast of singers and dancers without any dialogue creating storyline. This is a great shame, because this should have been a story of an exceptional man. That said, if you love his music, you are in for a treat, because the non-stop action covers well over 30 of his songs. This is a production where in many ways the orchestra is the star, and under the direction of Brendan Whiting, who plays the piano, it really recreated the sound of the Big Band era. All of

the lighting, backdrops and scenery designed by the husband and wife team of Brian and Brittany Loesch and the costume design of B.G. Fitzgerald added to the ambience in transporting us back to the ‘30s and ‘40s, when the Duke was in his musical prime. For the singers and dancers, it was an evening of quick changes of style, tempo and costume. Although the program says the show is based on a concept by Donald McKyle, it really is hard to see any discernable pattern in the way the songs were placed within the show and sometimes this called for some unusual segues. Standards such as “It Don’t Mean a Thing If It Ain’t Got That Swing,” “Take the A Train,” “Solitude,” “In a Sentimental Mood” and “Mood Indigo,” plus many other less well known pieces gave Jennifer Byrne, Eugene Fleming, Francesca Harper, Carly Hughes and Jon Peterson the opportunity to

display their vocal abilities and also showed just how demanding Ellington’s melodic lines and phrasing can be. The more you listen, the more you realize this was by no means a simple jazz musician! The dancers showed great enthusiasm and energy as they interpreted the music in styles ranging from jazz and ballet to some great tap dancing, something unfortunately rarely featured today. Sophisticated Ladies runs until June 13. Overall, this is a fun evening for anyone who has even the slightest interest in music of this genre and almost certainly you will come out feeling happy, with some of those beautiful melodies running through your mind. After all, isn’t this what a night out at the theater should be? The great pity is that the audiences will go home knowing as little or as much about this musical genius, Duke Ellington, as they did when they entered the theater. This is no fault of the production, but rather, the original concept.

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 58

Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS “OBAMA” – Opening reception 6/6 – 6-8 p.m. Photographs of NYC during the election and inauguration by Matt Weber. Harper’s Books, 66 Newtown Ln., 2nd Floor, East Hampton. 631-324-1131. “4-LETTER-WORDS” – Opening reception 6/6 – 3-6 p.m. Graphic and sculptural twists on common words by Bob Lelle. Pierre’s Restaurant, 2468 Main St., Bridgehampton. JOYCE BRIAN – Opening reception 6/6 – 4-6 p.m. “Mementos of Italy – A Visual Diary.” On display through 6/18. Romany Kramoris Gallery, 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. DAVID SLIVKA – Opening reception 6/6 – 5-7 p.m. Sculptures and paintings. On display through 6/21. Delaney Cooke Gallery, 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631899-4466. “FRAME YOUR WORLD” – Opening reception 6/6 – 5-7 p.m. Clawflowers Florist and Artist Gallery, 405 Main St., Greenport. RSVP at 631-909-8007. HSIAO CHEN & AMA SARU – 6/6 – 2:30 p.m. Performance based on how people process events through their bodies. Watermill Center, 39 Watermill Towd Rd. GALLERIES ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. BOLTAX GALLERY – “Reconfigurations of Faith.” Steven Corsano. On display thru 6/15. 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-3773355. CANIO’S GALLERY– “Surrounded by Water” by photographer Kathryn Szoka. On view thru 6/16. Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – Showing a variety of local artists. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-2988610. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. THE CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Fri. thru Sun. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 136 Main St., Amagansett. 631-2673627. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Former residence of Victor D’Amico, founding director of the Museum of Modern Art. Early modernist furnishings and found objects on display. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172.

DeCORDOVA STUDIO AND GALLERY –“Here’s to Your Health.” 538 Main Street, Greenport., 631-477-0620. THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE – Permanent installation of works in fluorescent light and changing exhibitions. Sat. and Sun. 12-6 p.m., Fri. by appointment. 221 Corwith Ave. off Main Street, Bridgehampton. 212293-5584. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – Visit artist Daria Deshuk for one-on-one tours. Paintings, photographs and works on paper. 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-2374511. THE FITZGERALD GALLERY – Special collection of work by Robert Valdes. 48 B Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631-288-6419. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR – Mark Milroy and John Kneapler. On display thru 7/5. 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Sat. and Sun. 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. 88 Gin Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631-830-2895. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-204-9704. KESZLER GALLERY – Russell James’ “Nomad Two Worlds: Collaboration of Photography and Aboriginal artists.” Also showing Russell Young, Peter Beard, Jens Lorenzen, Michael Dweck and David Gamble. Thurs.Mon. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 631-204-0353. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. LTV STUDIOS – Sat., 4-9 p.m. Sun., 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Michael McDowell, “Raptures.” 75 Industrial Rd., Wainscott. 631-329-0055. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Intro to the summer season with a mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-5377245. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – “Africa Yo-Yo.” Group photography show. On thru 6/20. 24 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “Mixed Greens: Artists Choose Artists on the East End.” On display thru 6/21. Monday, Thursday – Sunday, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sunday 1 to 5 p.m. Job Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – A mix of

contemporary and traditional works. Paintings, prints, photography both local and national. Sat. 12 - 7 p.m. Sun. 1 – 5 p.m. and by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-477-2633. RATIO GALLERY – Open Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.5 p.m. and by appointment. 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-2864020. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – “Mementos of Italy” by Joyce Brian. On display thru 6/18. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – Open by appointment only. 120 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. . 631-7022306. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – “On the Edge.” On display thru 6/29. Sat. and Sun., 12:30-5 p.m. 516 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-1021. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – Open Fri.-Sun., 12-5 p.m. 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY – “Sum of Parts” on display thru 6/21. 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Thurs – Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – “Abstract Variations” by Dennis Lawrence. 154 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-9777. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – Blair Seagram’s “Surf Report.” 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY - Group Show with Eric Dever, Barbara Hadden, A. Perez Mellero, Cuca Romley & Fernando Vignoli. Daily 12-6 p.m. (Closed Tuesday).125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097. WISH ROCK STUDIO – Fine art and frame shop. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 17 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200.

For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to click on: Calendar

MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, June 5 to Thursday, June 11. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) My Life In Ruins (PG13) – Sat.-Sun. 2, 4:15, 6:30, 8:30 Fri. 7:30, 9:30 Mon. – Thurs. 7 Up (PG) – Fri. 7, 9:15 Sat. and Sun., 1:30, 3:45, 6, 8:15 Mon.-Thurs., 7 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Valentino The Last Emperor – Fri, - Sat., 6:15, 9:45 Sun.-Thurs., 6:15 Every Little Step – 4:30, 8 all week UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0598) Up (PG) – Fri., 4:30, 7:20, 10 Sat.-Sun. 1:45, 4:30, 7:20, 10 Mon.-Thurs., 4:50, 7:20 Land Of The Lost (PG-13) Fri., 4:15, 7:50, 10:30 Sat.-Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:50, 10:30 Mon.-Thurs., 5:15, 7:50 Night At The Museum (PG) – Fri., 5, 7:40, 10:15 Sat.-Sun., 1:30, 5, 7:40, 10:15 Mon.-Thurs., 5, 7:40 My Life In Ruins (PG-13) – Fri., 3:45, 715, 9:40

Sat.-Sun 1:20, 3:45, 7:15, 9:40 Mon.-Thurs., 4, 7:15 Star Trek (PG-13) – Fri., 3:50, 6:50, 10 Sat-Sun., 1, 3:50, 6:50, 10 Mon.-Thurs., 3:30, 6:50 Angels and Demons (PG-13) – Fri 4, 7, 10:10 Sat, 4, 7, 10:10 Sun. 12:50, 4, 7, 10:10 Mon.-Thurs., 3:40, 7 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Terminator Salvation (PG13) – Fri., 4:20, 7:20, 10:10 Sat., 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10:10 Sun., 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, Mon.-Thurs, 4:20, 7:20 Hangover (R) - Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 10:20, Sat. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:20 Sun., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, Mon-Thurs., 4:40, 7:40 Night At the Museum (PG) - Fri., 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Sat., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Sun., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Mon-Thurs., 4:10, 7:10 Land Of The Lost (PG) - Fri., 4, 7 9:40 Sat., 1, 4, 7, 9:40, Sun., 1, 4, 7 Mon.-Thurs, 4, 7 Drag Me To Hell (PG-13) - Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10 Sat., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10 Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, MonThurs., 4:30, 7:30 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Terminator Salvation (PG13) – Sat. - Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50, Fri., 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs., 4:15, 7:15

Night At The Museum 2 (PG) – Sat. – Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10, Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:10, Mon. – Thurs., 4:30, 7:30 The Hangover (R) – Sat.-Sun., 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:20, Fri., 4:45, 7:45, 10:20, Mon.-Thurs., 4:45, 7:45 Angels and Demons (PG13) – Sat.-Sun., 1, 4, 7, 10, Fri., 4, 7, 10, Mon.-Thurs., 4, 7 GREENPORT MOVIE THEATER (631-477-8600) Up (PG) – Sat. - Sun., 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40, Fri., Mon.-Thurs., 6:30, 8:40 Night At The Museum 2 (PG) – Sat. – Sun., 2, 4:10, 6:15, 8:30, Fri., Mon. – Thurs., 6:15, 8:30 The Hangover (R) – Sat.-Sun., 2:20, 4:30, 6:45, 9 Fri., Mon.-Thurs., 6:45, 9 Angels and Demons (PG13) – Sat.-Sun., 2:40, 6, 8:50 Fri., Mon.-Thurs., 6, 8:50 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PERFORMING ARTS CENTER (631-288-1500) No movies this week The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 59

Food / Dining Going Local with Fresh-Caught Fish Where does inspiration come from? At the fish market I was drawn to the pristine, fresh fluke fillets. “The fish came in this morning, and were just gutted and filleted,” I was told – and sold! The fluke fillets, also known as summer flounder, were quite large, normally larger than winter flounder, and they would be perfect to stuff and roll up, I thought. I wanted to do something different than simply sauté and bake the fillets. I consulted Cooking with Fish and Shellfish (Doubleday Publishing) by fellow food writer Ruth Spear and found my inspiration. Her recipe for flounder stuffed with crab meat calls for a whole flounder, but I had already purchased the fillets. Intrigued by the savory stuffing with herbs and wine, I decided to play with Spear’s recipe to stuff and bake the fish. The result was satisfyingly delicious. Blackfish is a firm, white-fleshed, sweet-tasting fish, and sturdy enough to stand up to bold flavors. I came across a recipe in my extensive fish file for blackfish with leek, ginger and balsamic vinegar. Working, as I usually do, with local flavors, I substituted the balsamic vinegar with verjus. Verjus, or “green juice,” is the unfermented juice of the vinifera grape picked at half ripeness. It’s made by Wollfer Estate Vineyards in Sagaponack. As verjus is less aggressive than vinegar I added it by degrees to the leek and ginger to sauce the fish. The fish had texture, delicate acidity and marvelous taste. Here are two local fish, fresh from the sea, with recipes that are perfect for entertaining.

Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer 10-15 minutes, depending on thickness of the fillets. Pour over pan juices, garnish with parsley and serve.

4 large fluke fillets, skinned 2 teaspoons finely chopped flat-leaf parsley, divided 1 teaspoon fresh thyme leaves Grated rind and juice of 1 lemon 1/2 cup panko bread crumbs


1. Melt 1 1/2 tablespoons butter in a large skillet. Add the scallions and sauté for 2-3 minutes, stirring occasionally until transparent. Add the crab meat and wine and toss to mix. Bring liquid to the edge of a boil and simmer briskly for 1-2 minutes until the wine evaporates. Season mixture with 1 teaspoon each of parsley and thyme, and salt and pepper to taste. Stir to mix. Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

2 skinless, thick blackfish fillets, about 3/4 pound each Flour, salt, pepper and paprika 3 tablespoons Canola oil 2 medium leek, trimmed, thoroughly washed and thinly sliced 1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger 2 tablespoons vermouth 1/4 cup Verjus (fermented grape juice) Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper 2-3 tablespoons chopped parsley or chives

2. Rinse fish and pat dry with paper towel. Place fish skinned side down and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Divide crab meat mixture equally and spoon into center of fillets. Roll up fillets rollatini style and place them on a lightly oiled baking sheet. Melt remaining butter to brush over fillets, and season with salt and pepper. Top each fillet with grated lemon rind, a drizzle of lemon juice and panko crumbs to coat. Place in preheated oven and bake for

1. Remove thin line of bones from the center of the fillets, and then rinse and pat dry with paper towel. Sprinkle fillets with flour, salt, pepper and paprika.

(continued on next page)

FLUKE FILLETS STUFFED WITH CRAB MEAT Serves 4 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, divided 3-4 scallions, trimmed and thinly sliced 2 packed cups crab meat, picked over 1/3 cup dry, white wine Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper

Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach, The Saltwater Grill serves up amazing ocean views, friendly service, and a new sharing menu.

3 Course Prix Fixe $2500


Mon - Thurs - 5-7pm


Steak and Fries $1900


Mon - Thurs - 5-7pm


Lobster Night $2100


Lunch/Dinner/Drinks/Live Music On the Beach WEEKENDS ‘TIL JUNE 22nd


Prime Rib Night Wednesday


$2100 “WOW”


(631) 288-1485

Specials not available Holiday Weekends

bobby van’s

RESERVATIONS: 631.537.5110

main n street,, bridgehampton


2468 MAIN STREET . BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932 1144592

379 Dune Road Westhampton Beach in the Dune Deck Hotel

Tuesday Only 5-7pm



greatt food d in n a comfortablee setting


Join Us for Happy Hour on the Deck 3:00pm - 6:00pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 60

Food / Dining

Side Dish The Montauk Yacht Club Resort & Marina will host a weekend-long Roaring ‘20s style bash in celebration of its new multi-million dollar redesign and revitalization and 80th anniversary. The festivities will begin Friday, June 12 with a Brooklyn Brewery Bash, featuring a traditional BBQ feast for $25 per person, plus beverages. Swinging Saturday, June 13, features a Burger Bash, hosted by celebrity chef and best-selling cookbook author, Katie Lee Joel, family-friendly outdoor activities, lawn games, and a spirited charity potato sack race. Admission is $30 per adult, $15 per child and includes food and beverages. Bootlegger’s Happy Hour will take place 5 to 7 p.m. at Barracuda Bar. The Roaring ‘20s Anniversary Bash kicks off at 8 p.m. with live jazz, dinner and dancing under a waterfront tent and a faux casino. Tickets cost $50 for dinner and $85 for dinner and open bar. The weekend ends Sunday, June 14 with Super Sunday Brunch, featuring Gulf Coast Kitchen specialties from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Price is $25.95 per adult, $12.95 per child, plus drinks. For details and reservations, call 631-6683100. The new Blue Sky in Sag Harbor is now open at the former site of Spinnakers. The reasonably priced Mediterranean menu features brick oven pizettes ($11 to $14), salads ($8 to $10), small plates ($8 to $17), and entrées ($10 to $28) with suggested wine pairings. Specialties include: Oven roasted Tuscan bread; Tzakiki lamb chops with cucumber tartare; Grilled prawns tahini with spinach salad; Brick oven roasted chicken Saloniki with preserved lemon sauce; and paella d’España with clams, mussels, shrimp, lobster, chorizo, chicken, orzo and tomato broth. Lunch selections are a modified version of the

Aji Jones

dinner menu with grilled panini ($10 to $16.50). For reservations call 725-9353. Jamesport Manor Inn, in Jamesport, introduces a fresh new summer menu. Brunch and lunch items include: Mediterranean Cobb salad with ahi tuna, nicoise olives, goat cheese and shaved fennel; crawfish “mac ‘n’ cheese” with Tasso ham, fusilli, smoked gouda cream and caramelized bread crumbs; and grilled “BST” with jumbo shrimp, Applewood smoked bacon, roasted tomatoes, local arugula, basil mayo and Parmesan fries. Dinner offerings include: local spring asparagus soup with butter and poached lobster and pea shoots; polenta crusted local fluke, English pea purée, beet risotto and tomato butter; and penne pasta, jumbo shrimp, mussels, oven roasted tomatoes, ricotta salata and fried nicoise olives. Call 631-722-0500 for more details. Nick & Toni’s, in East Hampton, has added new dishes to the summer menu. Appetizers include: spicy coppa with local pea vines, sugar snap peas and lemon ($14); and anise cured salmon with fried chickpeas, shaved fennel and pollen ($16). Entrées include: hand cut tagliatelle with house made guanciale and slivered scallions ($23); and wood roasted pheasant with morels, ramps and Satur Farms baby carrots ($38). Desserts include: strawberry rhubarb gelée with organic strawberries, rhubarb gelée and strawberry yogurt sorbet ($11); and pecan and pine nut tart, honey custard and rhubarb compote ($12). For reservations, call 631-324-3550. Turtle Crossing, in East Hampton, announces a new employee night every Thursday at the bar, beginning at 5 p.m. Specials include: $3 drafts, $6 frozen margaritas and $6 glasses of house wine.

Complimentary bite size snacks will be served at the bar, such as quesadillas, corn fritters and BBQ chicken wings. Call 631-324-7166 for further information. Harbor Bistro, in East Hampton, introduces a new gift certificate program that gives back to customers. Patrons will receive a complimentary appetizer card with every $50 gift certificate purchase. For example, two cards will be given for a $100 gift certificate purchase, three cards for a $150 purchase, and so on. For more information, call 631324-7300.


(continued from previous page)

2. Heat 2 tablespoons oil in a large oven-proof, non-stick skillet and when hot, but not smoking, put in the fillets and brown lightly about 3 minutes on each side. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. 3. Heat remaining tablespoon oil in a clean skillet and sauté the leek over medium-low heat for 68 minutes, stirring occasionally, and add the ginger. Sauté for 2-3 minutes longer and pour in the Vermouth. Bring to a boil and reduce by half. Add verjus, salt and pepper to taste and stir to mix. Keep warm over low heat. 4. Place fish in preheated oven and bake for 3-5 minutes, depending on thickness of fish. Remove from oven, and coat fillets with the sauce. Divide each fillet in two for four servings and garnish with a sprinkle of herbs.


6/19, 7/24, 8/21, 9/25, 10/9 (Holiday Weekends)

$150 PER ISSUE Highlight your Nursery or Farm


on North Fork Map

Jim Stakey Greenhouse

Gourmet Foods & Italian Specialties


• Aged Prime Meats For The Grill • Full Line of Wild Game • Imported Italian Specialties • Homemade Sausages • Full Line of Imported Cheeses • Freezer Items Available • Catering Available

Bayview Farms


Space reservation: Participation in all is required and needed no later than 6/9, you will have the chance to change ad copy with each Theme Change (6/19, 7/24 & 9/18) For More Information: Contact Jean Lynch (631)495Ͳ8857 Cell – (631)537Ͳ1843 or email:


ATTRACT YOUR CUSTOMER WHILE THEY VISIT OUR ISLAND’S MANY ATTRACTIONS! Place your business card sized Ad on our North Fork Farm and Nursery Guide – We will have a Three Theme layout ~ Early Summer, Summer and our Harvest Festival – Each will highlight the Seasonal Products of that theme.

631. 653. 8071 495 Montauk Highway, East Quogue, NY

Each space purchased receives a locator

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 61



"The food is as impressive as the view" -- NY Times

Outdoor Waterfront Dining

THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays 728-1200

Open For The Season

Regional Italian Cuisine Open Daily at 11:30 For Lunch & Dinner

268 ELM STREET SOUTHAMPTON Call for Reservations

631.287.8703 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton



Call for Reservations




OPEN 7 DAYS - LUNCH + DINNER Rediscover Great Food at Great Prices in an Authentic Italian Atmosphere

Bar & Grill

Hampton Brunch Sat. + Sun.

Sunday - Thursday


Price of all Entrees include Soup, Salad and Dessert

Serving Dinner from 5 pm (closed Monday)

Located In Historic Downtown Riverhead 100 yards West of Atlantis Marine World

OPEN ALL DAY 1/2 Price LUNCH OR DINNER Mon. through Thurs.

825 Montauk Highway Bayport, NY Sunrise Highway, Exit 51, L.I.E. Exit 62 County Rd. 97 South to End, West to 2nd light



Dinner Specials


Zagat Survey Distinction 2006 - 2007 27-20-25-48

964 brigehampton/sag harbor tpk 631.537.6060 â&#x20AC;˘


On Many Entrees... With This Coupon

(631) 472-9090

Finn McCoolâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

Turtle Crossing Ribs!! Wraps! â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Ritas!

Family Restaurant and Irish Pub

Open 7 days a week Fresh Food Daily

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Islands s Best t BBQ.â&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;? NY Y Times


Eat-IN N



$5 childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s menu


cartoons on our projection screen! 4:00 pm â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7:00 pm

danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt danshampt

91 Hill Street, Southampton, NY 11968 631.283.1166 | 800.832.6500 |

Late Night Bar Menu All Week Long Music Every Weekend! 101 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach 631-998-3271 â&#x20AC;˘


221 1 Pantigo o Road d (Rt t 27)) East t hampton 324-7166


Dinner r Thursday y - Tuesday y Night h saturday y & sunday lunch


Three Course Prix Fixe $19.99! Sun â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Thurs Kids Night Mondays!


Friday live music


Lunch and Dinner







DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 62

Daily Specials

Food / Dining

Susan Galardi

THE ATHENS GRILL NeoGreek/Mediterranean Cuisine. Serving lunch and dinner Monday - Saturday. 33 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-1301. THE BAY VIEW INN AND RESTAURANT – Located in South Jamesport, boasts a charming country inn setting for delicious lunches and dinners featuring the best and freshest local ingredients. 631722-2659 B. SMITH’S – Lunch and dinner Sat. and Sun. 12 to 4 p.m. for lunch, and 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. for dinner through Memorial Day. Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631725-5858. BOBBY VAN’S – Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Breakfast daily from 7:30 a.m. to 10 a.m. From noon to 3 p.m., serving a casual Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-668-2345. CASA BASSO – A Hamptons landmark. Three course prix fixe for $25 every night. 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton. 631-288-1841. CIAO BELLA SENHORA – Join Chef Americo of La Casserola for the finest Continental & Portuguese churrasco. Open seven days. Catering and take out menu available (chicken churrasco specials). 322 W. Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-2218. CHEQUIT INN – 23 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-0018. EAST HAMPTON POINT – Sunset dining from any table. Friday and Saturday, $29 three-course prix fixe. Sunday brunch, 12-3 p.m. for $25. Buffet with unlimited Bloody Marys & Mimosas. 295 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-2800. FINN McCOOL’S – Open seven days, lunch and dinner. Sun.-Thurs., $19.99 prix fixe. Come check out our new menu. Late night bar menu seven days. 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-998-3271. finn-

The Saltwater Grill, Westhampton Beach

© HCC. Photo by Charles Schmidt ( THE GRILLE AT FISHERMAN’S REST – Serving a menu ranging from legendary thin-crust pizzas to creative seafood specials, The Grille is open seven days a week from 11:30 a.m. through midnight. Located at 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-765-3474. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso bar, bakery, full-service café and coffee roastery, fresh juice bar. Catering. Open 5:30 a.m.-8 p.m. daily. Locations at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to Green Thumb Farmstand) and 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE or HARBOR BISTRO – New American cuisine with classic French backbone. $19 3-course and $29 prix fixes, all-night Thursday, Friday & Sunday and at the bar Thursday-Sunday, 5-7 p.m. Saturday. Open ThursdaySunday 5 p.m. At 313 Three Mile Harbor Rd. East Hampton 324-7300 THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – A true “foodies delight” featuring the freshest seafood and local produce available. 32 Lighthouse Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-7281200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Serving lunch and dinner daily, closed Tuesday. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, e-mail or visit LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. THE LIVING ROOM – The new “go-to” destination for the best slow food in the Hamptons. Chef James Carpenter's menu features a variety of seasonal classics reinterpreted with a Scandinavian hint. At c/o The

a Hamptons classic since 1994 hand-roasted estate-grown coffees

Open every day 6am-7pm or later

call ahead on your way to the beach!

Espresso Bar ~ Bakery ~ Juice Bar ~Coffee Roastery

Full-Service Café

Outdoor Seating

869 Montauk Highway

Maidstone Hotel, 201 Main Street, East Hampton. 7 days, breakfast through dinner. 631-324-5440. MATTO – Casually elegant Italian restaurant. Open 7 days serving dinner at 5 p.m., with lunch and pizza bar service on weekends starting at 12 noon. Take out service during lunch and dinner offering the full menu. 104 North Main St., East Hampton, 631-329-0200. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT – Serving dinner Thurs.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. $30 Prix Fixe Thur, Fri, Sun, all night & Sat until 6:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7110. OSO RESTAURANT - “Pure Food Ecstasy” – breakfast, poolside lunch and dinner with Chef Bryan Naylor. Modern American cuisine with a whimsical approach using the finest local products. Dinner SunThurs 5:30-9:30, Fri & Sat 5:30-10 p.m. 91 Hill Street at Southampton Inn, Southampton, 631-283-1166; PARTO’S RESTAURANT – Italian restaurant, pizzeria café. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. and Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit 12 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine. Three course Chef ’s tastings available daily for $30. Music Fri. & Sat. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.Thurs. and 4-11 p.m. Fri. and Sat. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PEPI’S RISTORANTE – Classic Italian cuisine served in a setting offering one of the best waterviews on the North Fork. Parking by land or sea on private dock. Open 7 days, Noon to 11 p.m. 400 Old Main Rd., Southold. 631-765-6373. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open seven days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. THE RED ROOSTER – Comfort food with eclectic style. Farm fresh produce, organic and natural ingredients. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 11 a.m. to midnight, Monday through Friday, and dinner only, 7:30 until midnight, Saturday and Sunday. Serving breakfast. Takeout available for home or the wineries. Bar open until 4 a.m. 4805 Depot Lane, Cutchogue. 631-734-8267. THE SALTWATER GRILL – Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach and serving amazing ocean views, friendly service and a new sharing menu. Lunch/dinner/drinks/live music on the beach weekends until June 22. 379 Dune Road. 631-288-1485. SAVANNAS – Serving dinner Wednesday through Sunday. Available for private parties. Located at 268 Elm St. Southampton, Call for reservations 631-283-0202. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon. through Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food. Ribs, wraps, 'ritas! Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. Located at 221 Pantigo Road, East Hampton. 631324-7166. TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry. Open year round. Located at 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631287-8703. VALENTE PIZZERIA RISTORANTE – Variety of brick oven pizzas, authentic cuisine and gourmet deli. Open everyday for lunch and dinner. 674 Montauk Highway, East Quogue. 631-653-6004. VILLA PAUL RESTAURANT – 162 Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-3261. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK – ‘60s surfer beach style. Open 11 a.m. daily for lunch, dinner and takeout. Brunch, Sat. and Sun., 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6060.

Water Mill • 726-2633 For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to

(next to the Green Thumb)

194 Mill Road Westhampton Beach • 288-4480 1197801 1144516

(on the Six Corners Roundabout)

click on: Calendar

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 63

Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 58 Kids’ Events – pg. 49 Movies – pg. 58

BENEFITS “DECORATOR DESIGNERS DEALERS” BENEFIT GALA – 6/6 – Fresh Air Home, Barkers Island Rd., Southampton. Tickets start at $500. 5-8:30 p.m. 631-2835847. AN EVENING ON THE SILVER SCREEN – 6/6 – Dinner, dancing, auctions and stars from the silver screen. Proceeds to benefit Southampton Youth Services. 6:30-11 p.m. Wainscott Studios, 75 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631-287-1511. LI SCIENCE CENTER BENEFIT – 6/6 – Wine and cheese with live music and gift basket auction. $50. Tickets at LI Science Center. 7:30 p.m. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Ave., Riverhead. 631-208-8000. BH CHILD CENTER BENEFIT – 6/6 – Gospel choir Songs of Solomon performs to benefit the Bridgehampton Child Care and Recreational Center. Cocktails, hors d’oeuvres and silent auction. 4:30-7 p.m. $150. 631-5370616. Maidstone Club, 50 Old Beach Ln., East Hampton. CELEBRITY GOLF INVITATIONAL – 6/9 – Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey Generation Rescue Foundation for Autism Research. 9 a.m. Hampton Hills Golf and Country Club, Westhampton Beach. 631-8720282.


dia program for all ages. Registration recommended. 78:30 p.m. John Jermain Library, BH CHILD CENTER 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631BENEFIT – 6/6 – Gospel choir Songs of Solomon 725-0049 x33. performs to benefit the Bridgehampton Child WÖLFFER ESTATE VINECare and Recreational Center. Cocktails, hors YARD – Twilight Thursdays. 5d’oeuvres and silent auction. 4:30 to 7 p.m. $150. 7:30 p.m. Complimentary cheese. SUNDAY, JUNE 7 631-537-0616. Maidstone Club, 50 Old Beach Ln., Live jazz with the Dennis HAL MCKUSICK East Hampton. Rafflelock Jazz Duo. Wine sold by QUARTET – 2 p.m. 5th the glass. No reservations, no Annual “Strawberry Jazz” cover. Wölffer Estate Vineyard Tasting Room, 139 Sagg Concert to benefit Church’s pipe organ. Sanctuary at Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. Christ Church, Sag Harbor. $25/$15 students. Tickets at Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0128. JAM SESSION – Thursday nights. 7-9 p.m. No cover. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. 631ARTS AND CRAFTS SHOW – See 6/6 listing for info. 899-3814. IGOR LOVCHINSKY – 3 p.m. Free. Rogers Memorial Library, Southampton. 631-283-0774 x523. OUTDOOR AND RECREATION HAMPTONS HOME AND GARDEN SHOW – 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. See 6/5 listing for info. SATURDAY, JUNE 6 PETER SICHEL – Speaks about his experiences as a WALKING DUNES HIKE – 10 a.m. 3.5 miles. Meet at German Jewish captain in the U.S. OSS. 4 p.m. Free and the end of Napeague Harbor Rd., about one mile north of open to the public. The Jewish Center of the Hamptons, Rt. 27 in Napeague. 631-324-1127. 44 Woods La., East Hampton. 631-324-9858. SEED DEDICATION – 1 p.m. Dedication of bronze WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10 sculpture by Marianne Weill to honor Sisters of St. LADY SLIPPER HIKE – 10 a.m. 2-3 miles. Meet at Dominic. Village Green, Watermill. the intersection of Hands Creek Rd. and Oak View TAMARAMA AND DAN BAILEY – Stephen Highway in East Hampton. 631-375-2339. Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Tamarama at 8 p.m. $10. Dan Bailey at 10 p.m. $10. 631-267-3117. BLUE JACKETS AND WINSTON IRIE – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Blue Jackets at 8 p.m. $25. Winston Irie at 11 p.m. $25. 631-267-3117.

MONDAY, JUNE 8 CAROLINE RHEA – 8 p.m. $60. Bay Street Theater, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0818.

For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to

FRIDAY, JUNE 5 THE ULTIMATE DOO WOP SHOW – 8 p.m. $145/$120/$95. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St. 631-288-1500. MUSIC AT MID-DAY – Pianist Katherine Addleman talks about and performs selections from the works of Arnold Schoenberg. Reservations appreciated. 631-2830774 x 523. 12-1 p.m. Rogers Memorial Library, Southampton. HAMPTONS HOME AND GARDEN SHOW – Focus on green living and saving money. 3 to 8 p.m. $10 donation for Southampton Hospital. Southampton Elks Lodge, 605 CR 39 (Rt 27), Southampton. 631-283-5505.

TUESDAY, JUNE 9 ALL THAT JAZZ SCREENING AND LECTURE – 7 p.m., with Academy Award-winning art director, Philip Rosenberg. Shelter Island Public Library. 631-749-0042. RUSS FLYNN AND ‘70S PARTY – Russ Flynn & A More Perfect Union. 8 p.m. $10. ‘70s Party with Disco Sux. 10 p.m. $10. Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett.10 p.m. $10. 631-267-3117.

FRANK ANTHONE WHITE – 7 p.m. Levitas Center for the Arts, Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. WOLFFER ESTATE – Special tastings on “Sunset Fridays” at the newly refurbished Wolffer Winestand. Wines served by the glass, complimentary cheese, live jazz. 5-7:30 p.m. Wölffer Winestand, 3312 Montauk Hwy, Sagaponack, 631-537-5106. DAN ASLIX AND RUBIX KUBE – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Dan Aslix at 8 p.m. $10. Rubix Kube at 11 p.m. $25. 631-267-3117.

THURSDAY, JUNE 11 ASTRONOMY FOR EVERYONE – Astrophysicist Kevin Manning presents a fun and educational multime-

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10 APACHE STONE W/TUCKER JAMISON – 8 p.m. $10. Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett.10 p.m. $10. 631-267-3117.


Where Every Day is a Sale Day

20% OFF ALL BOOKS Something For Everyone Magazines • Novels • Romance • Sci-fi Literary Works • Children & Teens

A Beautiful Selection of:

Goldens Labradors Eng. Bulldogs Beagles Cock-A-Poos Wheatens Amer. Bulldogs Rottweillers West HighLands

CAVALIER KING CHARLES SPANIELS AKC Champion Pedigrees Parents on Premises


All of our breeding dogs are genetically tested and from Champion bloodlines

BOARDING • TRAINING Veterinarians on Staff Visit our 6 Acre Facility

110 Bridgehampton Commons (directly across from T.J Maxx)


L.I.E. Exit 69 North 1.5 miles. Manorville, New York

All of Your Favorite Authors from John Grisham to Off Steven King including With Stephenie Meyer, This Tom Clancy Coupon Not to be combined with any other promotion and many more....

OPEN EVERY DAY Sunday - Thursday 10:00am - 6:00pm Friday & Saturday 10:00am - 8:00pm


Havanese Yorkshires Malti-Poos Maltese Shih-Tzus Bishon Frise Dachshunds Cockers Choc. Cockers


SATURDAY, JUNE 6 AUTHOR JAMES MONACO – Local author discusses his book How to Read A Film: Movies, Media, Multimedia. 6 p.m. Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. HBBA GARDEN PARTY – The Hampton Bays Beautification Association’s Annual Garden Party and Chinese Auction. 2-6 p.m. $35 for food, drink, and live music. Tickets at Village Real Estate, Erica’s and Fandango. Top Of The Wharf, 363 Dune Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-5725. ARTS AND CRAFTS SHOW – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Rain or shine. Village Green, corner of Main St. and Mill Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1559. HAMPTONS HOME AND GARDEN SHOW – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. See 6/5 listing for info. PELLETREAU SILVER SHOP VERNISSAGE – Resident Jeweler Eric Messin discusses the historic shop and jewelry students give demonstrations. 4-6 p.m. Pelletreau Silver Shop, 80 Main St., Southampton. 631 283-2494. IGOR LOVCHINSKY – Classical pianist presents works by Gershwin, Shostakovich, and more. Free. 7:30 p.m. Montauk Library, 871 Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-3377.

click on: Calendar

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 64

Letters REAL HEROES Dear Dan, I was pleased to see the supportive piece “106th of Westhampton at The Shuttle Launch,” by Dan Rattiner, in the May 22 issue. I had the pleasure of attending the groundbreaking recently held for the new $14.5 million facility for the 106th rescue team. I was impressed with the friendliness of the members of the team. It’s reassuring to know there are hardy individuals willing to risk their lives to save people in distress. Whether it is in New Orleans for Katrina victims or Cape Canaveral for the Atlantis shuttle, we are fortunate to use tax dollars to improve the training facility in Westhampton for these brave men and women. Now I know what those C-130 cargo planes are doing in the skies above. Hopefully, I won’t be needing their services, but it’s good to know they’re close by. Steven A. Ludsin East Hampton Via e-mail These are our heroes. – DR RECOGNIZING THE SHINNECOCKS Dear Dan, Granting Shinnecocks recognition, which would lead to new resources and help them win a long sought gambling facility is long overdue. Their valiant attempt to secure this elusive benchmark, if approved by the Interior Department, would be invaluable in elevating their plight and establishing health and educational facilities. For far too long, the Shinnecock Indian Nation has been unable to receive federally recognized status, which has hindered its progress and has left a blemish on Long Island history. Recognition would be immeasurable in providing economic justice and a lifestyle they truly deserve. Those who oppose the operation of a gambling casino assert that gambling is immoral and unhealthy and that economic promises resulting from gambling don’t always pan out. With that

e-mail Dan at

Now here is a novel idea for all of those on this illustrious board – try utilizing the workers that we pay for via our tax payments by having them visit our beaches and ticketing all of these vehicles without beach permits. Who knows, it might actually be possible to collect enough money in fines to increase that ever decreasing revenue stream so that we residents won’t have to pay for beach stickers next year! Wouldn’t that be refreshing? The Town should do its job and fine these unlawful vehicles and find ways to get us out of this financial mess without further taxing the people whom it has failed. Jim Amagansett Via e-mail

being said, they should target their wrath on our state lottery, which spends countless dollars on advertisements convincing us that gambling is recreational and that we could be the next big winner. Jason E. Hill Ridge Via e-mail See story on page 19. BOOBY PRIZE Dear Dan, As a consequence of the East Hampton Town Board’s fiscal mismanagement/ineptitude that resulted in a $12 million+ budget deficit, it then displayed the audacity to increase the taxes of the very residents who it failed so miserably. In addition to raising our taxes, the Town had the arrogance to charge us for the right to access our own beaches. You should know that a quick visit to several of our local beaches today – Alberts Landing, Little Alberts, Fresh Pond and Atlantic Beach – resulted in the discovery that over 50% of the vehicles are without proper beach permit stickers, several of which had out of state license plates.

ABOUT HOBBIES Dear Dan, During the ‘70s, adult education became very popular. People who had regular jobs could take courses at night or on weekends in a school. We moved into Nassau County and I enrolled in many adult ed courses. You see, a person could have continuing education for a small fee and learn just about everything. So I say continue learning your entire life. A hobby could be very therapeutic and knowing that, you can broaden your horizons at any time. Now for the family fun category. Travelling the Motor Parkway to Suffolk County was my very own adult education. So get out there. Plan an outing. Take a camera. Join in with the locals. They will welcome you with open arms. Buy some fresh produce. Go to the flea markets. Strawberry and apple gathering. Small towns. Just go to Riverhead and look around. You’ll know what I mean. You won’t be disappointed. Remember, I told you so. I’m going on 73 and never get tired of loving Long Island. Dianne Balducci Hampton Bays

Police Blotter Turned Himself In Jermaine Holmes, of Riverhead, has turned himself in and has been charged with second-degree murder of Calvin Butts, who was stabbed to death at the Hampton Bays Diner on May 24. DWI There were well over a dozen DWIs issued last week by police officers on the East End. Do not drink and drive. Fell Asleep A man in Sag Harbor fell asleep on a resident’s lawn after having a late night out. The resident of the house came outside to tell the man that he couldn’t sleep on his lawn and called the man a taxi. BB Attack Five cars were shot at with BB guns while they were parked in East Hampton. Police are investigating the incident.

Faulty Freezer A Montauk man awoke to his apartment on fire thanks to a faulty freezer fan. The man was able to escape and get others out of the building as well. The Montauk Fire Department arrived on the scene and put the fire out promptly. Nobody was injured, but all of the man’s frozen Hot Pockets had been destroyed, sadly. Mega Shark A man in East Hampton reported that a shark was located a few yards off the shore of a Village beach. The police arrived and quickly determined that the man was looking at a whale approximately 300 yards offshore. Selling them Back Hampton Bays club bouncers were arrested by police after they were caught confiscating illegal drugs from patrons and then reselling them inside the club. The security bouncers have been fired

from the club. Three of the arrests came from undercover police officers. Shelter Island A deer was injured on Shelter Island after stubbing its hoof. Hmmm While being pulled over, a driver of a Southampton vehicle stopped on the wrong side of the street and then got out of the car while it was still running. Police quickly determined that the driver was intoxicated. Roommate Police arrived to a house in Quogue where two roommates were involved in an altercation. The police broke up the argument and the two roommates, and one was charged with assault. - David Lion Rattiner

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 65


Fencing & Gates

Innovative Chimney (866) 899-8989

East End Fence & Gate (631) EAST END (631) 327-8363


Painting / Papering PLACE YOUR AD HERE

Line Roofing & Siding (631) 287-5042

(631) 537-4900

Window Treatments

Solar/Energy Efficiency

Homestead Window Treatments (631) 423-5782 Shop At Home Service

Smart Energy Solutions LLC (631)831-5207

Stairs & Rails H.B. Millwork, Inc. (631) 289-0100


Pools & Spas

Cristina’s House Cleaning (631) 831-3998

Tri-M Pool Care (631) 287-2539

Interior Design/Home Staging Dream Windows & Interiors (631) 325-5900

Decks Hampton Deck (631) 324-3021

Gutters J. Sanchez Gutters (631) 831-0951 • (631) 329-2138

Garage Doors All Island Garage Door (631) 472-5563

Kitchens & Baths AnyStyleYOUR KitchenAD (631) 285-7138 PLACE HERE

Masonry Southampton Masonry (631) 259-8200 • (631) 329-2300 (631) 537-4900

Powerwashing East End Decks (631) 329-7150

Air / Heating Custom Design A/C & Heat (631) 567-0944

Dryer Vent Services PLACE YOUR AD HERE

Plumbing Eastern Suffolk Plumbing ( 631) 723-2400

(631) 537-4900

Pest Control The Bug Stops Here Inc. (631) 642-2903

Oil Tanks Clearview Environmental (631) 859-0717

Water Proofing/Mold Removal Home Healthy Homes (631) 543-7100

Irrigation J.R. Irrigation LLC (631) 208-0414

Property Management J-Rai Home Improvements (631) 775-6736

Landscaping PLACE YOUR AD HERE (631) 537-4900

Pet Services PLACE YOUR AD HERE (631) 537-4900

Service Directory’s

Putting Greens Island Scapes Landscaping Corp. Artificial or Real (631) 445-1644

Make Your House A Home

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 66 Service Apart from the Rest...We Give You Professional Bartending Wait Staff, Grill People & Chefs Available

Ask about our Lobster & Clam Bakes

4 • (631)) 696-0272 Onee Call.... Doess Itt All! (516) 852-8134

Concierge Services


Award Winning Personal Trainer & Massage Therapist



917-414-7769 Hamptons Leading Agency New York Palm Beach Miami

Our 27th Year Placing Professional Staff in America’s Finest Households

We’re Here to Serve You!

*Private Chefs *Couples *Housekeepers *Butlers/Housemen *Nannies *Chauffeurs *Estate Managers Hamptons

631-725-1527 • NYC 212-838-5900

W W W. H A M P T O N D O M E S T I C S . C O M Domestic Positions Available • Fax: 631-458-4129

Office 631-744-3443 • • Cell 631-678-2644 Container Gardening English Gardens Organic Vegetable Rose Gardens Gardens & More... Perennials

“Keeping Your Estate In Bloom”

Lean on Me

Personal Services by Justin Home Preparation

Cornell Certified

“open & closing home”

Catering for all Occasions

Household Chores House Watching • Security Run Errands • Chauffeur

SPECIALIZING IN PRIVATE DINNERS & PRIVATE PARTIES office 631.726.2044 cell 631.680.8343



917-922-4301 Professional Wait Staff • Bartending • Grilling

Bach & Berlin to Bublé. Make your next party unforgettable - Keyboard on hand!

Patti 631-553-3518 Millie 631-793-9356

If you Cater Parties or Cater to Whims This is Your Place to Advertise If pampering is your business then this is the place to let Dan’s readers know about it... from personal shopping to limo services and everything in between. Runs Memorial Day - Labor Day. So Book Your Ad Today! 631-537-4900

Professional Wait Staff • Bartending • Grilling

PLACE YOUR AD HERE 631-553-3518 Patti Millie


Party Services

Party Services

AMAZING PARTIES & TOYS “Don’t just have any party, have an amazing party”

Petting Zoo & Pony Rides - Bungee Run Moon Bouncers - Inflatable Obstacle Course Largest Tropical Water Slide - Dunk Tank - Face Painting Air Brush Tattoos - Tent Rental/Decoration Kids/Adults Tables & Chairs - Linens - Balloons/Arches InStore Party Supplies & Toys - Pool Decor - Favors We’ll Beat ANY Balloon Bouquets - Balloon Typhoon Competitors Carnival Games - Popcorn - Cotton Candy - SnoCones Rental Prices Highly recommended by many Hampton in The businesses such as The Meadow Club and The Children School to name a few.. Hamptons!

A M A Z I N G PA RT I E S . C O M 20 Hampton Road Southampton NY 1199211

631 287 9040

Having Family & Friends Over? Call One of Dan’s Service Directories & Treat Yourself to Some Help

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 67




Massage Therapy

Experienced and Compassionate

â&#x20AC;˘ Depression/Anxiety â&#x20AC;˘ Eating Issues â&#x20AC;˘ Self-Esteem â&#x20AC;˘ Infidelity â&#x20AC;˘ Individuals â&#x20AC;˘ Groups â&#x20AC;˘ Couples 212-888-2888 Serving Hamptons, East End & NYC 631-603-8388 NY State Licensed

Peter Scolaro, M.S., L.Ac.

Lose 3-5 lbs Instantly Natural Herbal Body Wrap â&#x20AC;˘ Spa Parties Gina (646)415-2208 (24/7) Southampton / Wainscott



(917) 628-7258

Massage Therapy


Do You or Your Partner SUFFER from SNORING? $




LMT Swedish h & Deep p Tissue

Cell 631-553-5298

917.553.6932 â&#x20AC;˘ 347.665.2872

Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday Beauty

NEW LASER KILLS TOENAIL FUNGUS! â&#x20AC;˘ This New laser technology targets the fungus. â&#x20AC;˘ The gentle laser light works through the nail. â&#x20AC;˘ Painless-no anesthesia needed â&#x20AC;˘ No Medications â&#x20AC;˘ No side effects â&#x20AC;˘ Does not harm the nail or skin â&#x20AC;˘ Usually only one treatment required â&#x20AC;˘ Shoes & nail polish - right after treatment

Suffering from Fungal Toenails? F O OT L A S E R C E N T E R L O N G I S L A N D, N E W YO R K





Dr. Richard Orlandi D.PM.

258 West Main St., Babylon Village

Donald Goodale,LMT


Please allow 2 weeks for delivery. Rush delivery available. Check or money order only.

(917)887-7755 1199078

Our 16th Year

EUGENE M. HAMILTON L.M.T. Making The World A Better Place. One Massage At A Time!

MASSAGE ASSOCIATES Kevin n Reynolds,, LMT T Dir. Susan n Burns,, Dir. â&#x20AC;˘ Swedish â&#x20AC;˘Deep Tissue â&#x20AC;˘ Shiatsu NYS Licensed Staff Montauk to Westhampton Your Home or Our Office Now w Hiring!

thai massage swedish deep tissue




massage therapy in your space 917.359.4055

â&#x20AC;˘ Sports Massage â&#x20AC;˘ Deep Tissue â&#x20AC;˘ Hot Stones â&#x20AC;˘ Thai Massage â&#x20AC;˘ Couples Massage â&#x20AC;˘ Swedish Massage â&#x20AC;˘ Reflexology

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

N.Y.S Licensed





Carla Gargano, LMT, 19 yrs. Experience Best Massage New York Magazine

Adults/Children Beginners to Advanced In Home or Studio



Personal Growth

Career r and d Executivee Coaching Complimentaryy Resumee Review


â&#x20AC;˘ Resumee & Bio o Writingg â&#x20AC;˘ Interview w Coachingg & Packagee Negotiation n â&#x20AC;˘ Professionall "Brand d Developmeent"" â&#x20AC;˘ Markett Profiling â&#x20AC;˘ Offlinee & Onlinee Networkingg Strategies â&#x20AC;˘ Second/Third d Careerr Planning

Available Year Round



Regina M. Miller, M.A., Certified Executive & Career Coach, INSEAD



Visit Us On The Web @

â&#x20AC;˘ Build Strength â&#x20AC;˘ Increase Flexibility â&#x20AC;˘Develop Core Control â&#x20AC;˘ Enhance Body Awareness ~Engage the Mind ~ 295 Montauk Hwy. Speonk 6 3 1 - 3 2 5 - 9 6 0 0

Personal Growth

Jill Holloway D.C. LMT


Instruction By Claudia Matles

Pilates Place at The Firm Fitness

cell 5 1 6 . 4 4 9 . 5 9 5 9 Year Round in the Hamptons NYC-Hamptons-Shelter Island


NYC + The Hamptons




34 Water Streett â&#x20AC;˘ Sag g Harbor

Weekends & Holidays





or Email Us At:


Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Time To Pamper Yourself... By Calling One of Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mind, Body & Spirit Services




NYC and the Hamptons

To Order Please Call Us At



NYS LMT Swedish Medical



is the SIMPLE Acupressure SOLUTION


Body Therapy by Tom Lawson



â&#x20AC;˘ Golf & Sport Related Injuries â&#x20AC;˘ Neck & Back Stiffness / Pain â&#x20AC;˘ Smoking Cessation â&#x20AC;˘ Facial Rejuvenation â&#x20AC;˘ Stress Management â&#x20AC;˘ Fertility â&#x20AC;˘ Bellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Palsy â&#x20AC;˘ Trigeminal Neuralgia

Spa Delights Include â&#x20AC;˘ Deep Tissue Massage â&#x20AC;˘ Mini Facials â&#x20AC;˘ Reflexology â&#x20AC;˘ Acupuncture

Privates & Semi Privates

Psychotherapy All Points Acupuncture

Ancient Healing Secrets

booty slide boot camps massage therapy

Nella Hahn, L M S W

Massage Therapy

Massage Therapy




Acupuncture 631-539-2834 â&#x20AC;˘ Bridgehampton, NY

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 68


Personal Growth

Party Services

Party Services

Party Services

Create the Business You Want

Gratefull Gourmet

Successfull Business s & Life e Coaching â&#x20AC;˘ Improve Business, Income â&#x20AC;˘ Manage Stress â&#x20AC;˘ Organize YourLife â&#x20AC;˘ Enhance Relationships Be Happier


Event Planning  Catering  Wait Staff Service with Style, Quality and Presentation Call for FREE 40min Consultation & Coaching Session via telephone

Sophisticated elegance for casual & formal events Customized Menus Private affairs large or intimate Uniformed, professional staff Organic and free range products used whenever possible Providing g seamlesss supportt so o you u can n create e beautifull memoriess thatt lastt a lifetime Please visit us at: for more information Or call 631-801-2345 or 631-801-2632 /cell 631-566-1977


Inn Thee Hamptonss Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s...


Buy,, Sell,, Rent,, Tune,, Move Summer Pianoo Rentals

Instructed Former ATP Players!!

Yamaha,, Steinwayy & More New/Usedd â&#x20AC;˘ Rentt Too Own Expertt Movingg & Storage D Player Pianos CD Completee Restorations


Showroom... Openn Sat.. 12-44 Dailyy byy Appt.

Corporate Events Birthday Parties School Functions Sporting Events Weddings Private Parties Film & Print Advertisement

Last Minute Parties OK! 631-643-4FUN (4386) â&#x20AC;˘

Our Only Limit is Your Imagination!


Personal Chef



15 Years Experience

Set-up & Clean Up Waitstaff Bartenders BBQers

Party Services/Music

our 28th year


NEW W FOR 2009-- Joustingg & Bungeee Run Tents,, Chairs,, Tables,, Linens,, Castlee Bouncers,, Cotton Candyy Machines,, Dunkk Tanks,, Waterr Slides,, Ballloons, Arches,, Crafts,, Facee Painting,, Pettingg Zooâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s,, Airbrush Tattoos,, Tentt Decorating,, Partyy Planninng





Call to Book your Party Today!

mild to wild! games and prizes!


Allan Zola Kronzek






Parties, Weddings, Anniversaries, Bridal Showers... Group Lessons

NDJs NVJs NMCs NKaraoke NBands-1-10pc. NMusicians



Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday




Party Planning for All Occasions Party Performers # Magicians # Face Painters # Petting Zoo # Pony Rides # Reptiles # Balloon Artists # Beach Sports Party # Foam Party Machine # DJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s # Jugglers # Tattoo Artists # Hair Braiders # New Costume Characters # Princesses # Inflatables # Jumpers # Rock Wall # Water Slides # Dunk Tanks # Popcorn # Cotton Candy # Snow Cones # Hot Dog Carts # Ice Cream Truck # Tents # Balloons # Much More CELEBRATING OUR 19TH SEASON

Service Directory 1199016


Southampton â&#x20AC;˘ Bridgehampton East Hampton â&#x20AC;˘ New York

Shows Packages All Occasions! since 1989 (631) 365-9827 (631) 903-4890 NParty



NPlasmas NLight

All New Sedans, SUVs & Limousines Equipped with Satellite Radio & DVD Players

631.726.7400 Toll Free 866.410.6600

Private Functions, Parties, BBQâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s... Acoustic Rock from 60â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s to Present


Ray Red Entertainment


Private Entertainment, Instruction & lessons

Backyard bashes, barbecues, black-tie, dinner parties, special events.

East End Limousine



Master Magician

Limo Services







Too makee yourr party unique,, waiters willl wearr traditional Laoo outfits




Simplee Laotian Cookingg & Healthy Laoo Cuisine



Party Services

by Penn Hongthong author of

from Manorville to Montauk

Specializing In:

Montaukk Hwy.,, Watermilll NY 11976

Penntara Lao Thai Catering

of The Hamptons

For All Your Party Needs!

Clowns â&#x20AC;˘ Dunk Tanks â&#x20AC;˘ Magicians Inflatable Bouncers â&#x20AC;˘ Costume Characters Arts & Crafts â&#x20AC;˘ DJs â&#x20AC;˘ Games & More!

Calll Mikee 244 Hours



Awesome Party Entertainment For All Occasions!



(631) 258-0684

Magical Productions Entertainment

Fine Tuning

Since 1976!

Over 20 years experience


Music 1199214



Party Services


We work your hours! Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Classifieds & Service Directory


open:8:30am-6pm Mondayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Friday

5pm Wednesday


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 69




Air Conditioning/Heating


Audio/Home Theater

Expert Furniture Restoration

Repairs â&#x20AC;˘ Refinishing â&#x20AC;˘ Upholstery



Home DĂŠcor

â&#x20AC;&#x153; UN B E ATA B L E R AT E S. . . U N CO M P R O M I S I N G S O U N Dâ&#x20AC;?

Sound Productions



631-698-2903 516-383-3638

Decorating Inc.



Sag Harbor 631-899-3190

Professional Photography

European Craftmanship





From Set-up to Clean-up

Interior Design

Service Directory

Custom Reupholstery Window Treatments Slipcovers â&#x20AC;˘ Bedcoverings Indoor/Outdoor Fabrics Cushions

631-722-4597 1199184

5pm Wednesday

Long Island â&#x20AC;˘ Manhattan Florida Offices

by Katarzyna Zill

631-926-4087 1198523


â&#x20AC;˘ Serving all makes & models on the East End for over 20 years

Audio/Home Theater


Residential / Commercial Cleaning Services

Using 100% All Natural and Non-Toxic Products.

631-662-9440 Contact Michael

Multi Room Audio Home Theaters Phone Systems Home Automation LCD/Plasma TVâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pre Wiring Universal Remotes

631-283-4428 28 Cameron St., Southampton

35 Years Experience 1199033


)Custom Home Theater Designs )Residential/ Commercial )Phone Systems )Smart Homes Automation, Control & Programming )New & old pre-wire construction specialists )Full line of Audio/Video equipment & supplies )Sales, Service & Installation

631.278.8594 516.851.9360 Call to schedule a free consulation today!


Air Conditioning/Heating




Water Heaters â&#x20AC;˘ Family Owned & Operated

631-996-2565 631.878.4676 516-381-2226


â&#x20AC;˘ A/C, Heat Humidification,


Insured Art/Mirror Deliveries & Installations Installation of Framed/Unframed Art Mirrorsâ&#x20AC;˘Tapestriesâ&#x20AC;˘ Gallery Rodsâ&#x20AC;˘ Security Hardware Decorative Accessoriesâ&#x20AC;˘ Formal/Informal Groupings Anthony Contiâ&#x20AC;˘ 631.645.4587


and Full Professional Wait Staff

Home DĂŠcor



Forr All Occassions

Estimates â&#x20AC;˘ Insured

10% Discount on all â&#x20AC;&#x153;Spring Startupsâ&#x20AC;?



631.286.1407 1.800.481.7990

Over 40 Yrs. Experience

Residential/Commercial Cleaning Services We use 100% natural, non-toxic enzyme based cleaners for a thorough green clean. HEPA filtration equipment Call for appt. today 20% OFF first cleaning for new customers.


Manhattan to Montauk Vincent Alfano

631.928.3916 All Aspects of Interior Design & Home Staging

Air Conditioning/Heating Heat Pumps/Humidification Custom Wine Cellars


Service Contracts Available Sales â&#x20AC;˘ Service â&#x20AC;˘ Installations


1199112 1198991



Heating and Air Conditioning


Bix Wood Finishing Furniture Finishing & Refinishing including Antiques & Family Heirlooms

*Stripping *Repairs *Restoration *French Polishing *Expert Color Matching

6 3 1-2 6 7-2 2 4 2 Interior Design Fabrics - Upholstery Drapery Workroom 631-324-5132 1198912

Architectural Wood Finishing & Refinishing Before

*Kitchens *Built-ins *Vanities Outdoor Wood & Wicker Furniture Onsite or In our Studio FREE Estimates â&#x20AC;˘ Pick up & Delivery-Box Truck

After 1199056


Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

Call one of our many Pest Control Vendors Today...and tell them you saw their ad in Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

Clean Air is Trane Airâ&#x201E;˘


Custom Design Air Conditioning Heating



IHTS Has a Vision for You

â&#x20AC;˘ Energy Star Systems â&#x20AC;˘ Ductless A/C â&#x20AC;˘ Financing Available

Audio Video System Design Equipment Sales & Professional Installation Services

28 Years Serving East End Sales, Service, Installations

631â&#x20AC;˘567â&#x20AC;˘0944 1198993



We will beat any local competing quote 1199113


Got Pests; Need to Get Rid of Them?

631.728.1108 â&#x20AC;˘

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 70

(OME3ERVICES Auto Detailing





(631) 648-7474


Elitee Closetss Inc.

Fax (631)648-7480



• • • • • •

Fast, Friendly, Professional Service Pete Vella

CSIA Certified Technician

Fully Licensed & Insured

f or a personall in-homee consultation



1199047 Fully Equipped Packages Available

Having Family & Friends Over? Call One of Dan’s Service Directories & Treat Yourself to Some Help



AMERICLEAN We Don’t Cut Corners We Clean Them

• Truck Mounted Steam Cleaning • Carpet • Upholstery • Tile & Grout Like New • Area Rugs • Silk • Wool Bonded Insured




Innovative home storage solutions, including closets, laundry rooms, garage & basements. Handcrafted, high quality from experienced, reliable professionals.




Sweeps • Repairs Masonry • Caps Liners • Dampers Gutters


Calll 631-267-9018

Alsoo Availablee Fulll Linee off Closett Doors Ownerr Operated 200 Years’’ Experience Fullyy Adjustabll e Shelves Walll Safess Lifetimee Warranty

Ass seen n on n...

Free In-Home Estimates! See e extensive e photo o gallery:

631 : • 845.7770 Licensed & Insured


Satisfaction Guaranteed


cell 631-294-9627 AMERICLEANRUS . COM





Creative Craftsman Inc.




est 1980

Renovation • Builder

Specialties Raised Panel Wall Systems and Rooms Basements • Bathroom • Kitchen Doors • Molding • Crown

Peter’s Closet Company


Bonded and Insured


Contact Michael


References Available




631-553-9550 1198900

Service Directory



“White Glove Test...We’re the Best” (631) 578-4835

5pm Wednesday

(631) 775-0844 Owner Operated



Visit us at

(631) 655-6209



Dan W. Leach Custom Carpentry

• Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists • Cedar Siding + Shakes • Custom Deck Building • All Roofing Guaranteed! • Finished Basements

Residential & Commercial

• Spring Cleanings • Summer Openings • Year Round, Seasonal, Monthly, Weekly

Specialize in

Openings, Weekly/ Bi-Weekly Cleanings & Windows 17 Years Experience Call for Free Quote & Special Summer Packages


• Custom Cabinetry • Bathrooms • Window & Door Repairs Creative design solutions • Licensed/Insured


ext. 82 ask for Britt

“Valet Parking... For Your Clothes!”

• Prompt • Reliable • Quality Owner Operated Deal Direct


Serving High End Homes Over 15 Years Specializing in House Openings Detail Cleaning for New Construction & Renovations We do windows & high cleaning. Fully insured and bonded



Visit Us On The Web @




Residential/Commercial Cleaning Services Using 100% All Natural and Non-Toxic Products.




Northh & Southh Forks


East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured

It’s Lawn Care Season ... Don’t get lost in the thick of it call one of our many Landscapers today... and tell them you saw their ad in Dan’s and cut out the weeds

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 71

(OME3ERVICES Construction







Residential • Commercial

Deck Replacement • Deck Resurface • Deck Repair


“The Most Important Things We Build Are Relationships”

Renovation & New Construction Specialists

Oil & Stone Driveway Specialist

Blacktop Driveways/Parking Areas Custom Masonry, Cobblestone & Paving Stone New Construction and Resurfacing Free Estimates Family Owned & Operated For Over 35 Years

All Phases of Construction Are Handled With The Experience & Professionalism That Your Deserve 631.653.6234 • 631.298.8533 • 631-324-0876 Southampton Lic#2022 • East Hampton Lic #4498 1199203

Serving The East End Since 1985

Design And Construction Of Fine Exteriors

631-475-1906 •



Electrical Contractors

Masonry • Hardscapes • Powerwashing • Cleaning

SH License #L000856

“We value our clients and show it with quality service, building our reputation one customer at a time” Licensed & Insured • Over 30 Years Experience

631-537-4430 • 631-728-3374

Cedar • Mahogany • IPE • Composite • Hidden Clips

Highest Quality • Best Service


We Secure All Permits 1198932




Commercial & Residental

Licensed & Insured

Additions Kitchens • Bathrooms

Design Installation Repair




#1 Deck Builder on the East End



Service Directory

in the Hamptons. Powerwashing Call Us First


(631)) 769-1584 celll (516)) 524-4536


5pm Wednesday

Handyman n Servicess Available

Licensed & Insured



Deck Specialists


Call 631-484-0513 to set up an appointment today!

WILKEN ELECTRIC Specialists in ANYTHING Electric Will beat any written estimate Small ad= Small price Lic & Ins

Lower Heating g& & A/C C Costss &Improve e YourrAir Quality! Serving the East End

631-283-0758 1198623



Dune Reclamation

Fenimore HomeConstruction andd Renovation,, Inc.





AirrQualityyIssuess& &Testing Mold dRemediation n

Alll otherr outdoorr construction. Pergulas, Shower Enclosures & Porches Licensed / Insured

631-559-0547 1198713



Decking the Hamptons for over 30 years


Service Upgrades Full Service Electricians

Duct Cleaning

Tobago Decks Decks Tobago Tobago Decks Premiere East End Deck Builders



LOWEST PRICES Free Estimates

Licensed & Insured Specializing in:



For All Your Electrical Needs



It’s Fence Season ... Don’t get fenced out of Dan’s Service Directory, To Advertise Your Fence Company Call today


...becausee you’vee gott betterr thingss to o do.

Beach Grass


• Sea Shore Planting Specialist • Bluff Stabilization • Dune Restoration • Native Planting • Landscape & Garden Installation





631-283-5714 Licensed & Insured



Electrical Contractors

Harborview Electric Inc.

• Custom Home Wiring • New Work • Renovations • Service Upgrades • Landscape Lighting • Swimming Pools • Generators • High Hats • Decorative Lighting Licensed & Insured

631 1 821-5989 Free Estimates /Service Calls


over 25 years

CUSTOM MASONRY Belgium Block, Brick Pavers Stoops, Patios, Pool Scapes



Grading, Backhoe Topsoil, Drainage

Asphalt Paving Driveways, Parking lots Tennis Courts, Maintenance







Design • Build • Maintain

Bridgehampton • Hampton Bays

Asphalt, Gravel, RCA Expert Grading, Drywells Cesspools Installed


EH License #7347-2009

Driveways, Aprons, Repairs,



• Architectural Services • Building, Zoning & D.E.C. Permits Additions, Kitchens, Bathrooms


Suffolk Moonlighting

Cedar • Mahogany • Ipe • TimberTech® Premier Installer

Custom Homes & Renovations Construction & Estate Management

A Full Service Electrical Contractor for New & Existing Electrical Installations Residential • Commercial • Industrial Guardian Generator Dealer

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 72


Electrical Contractors

Peconic Electric


Electrical Contractors


Expertt in n Lighting


Design & Installation

Residential & Commercial


Design • Consultations • Value Engineering Interior/Exterior Wiring & Lighting • Generators Audio Visual • Home Automation

Commercial - Residential

26 Years Experience

“Ask us How to SAVE Up To 25%OFF Your LIPA Bill!”





Landscape lighting specialist

Electrical Design Construction • Maintenance Solar Photovoltaic Installations

Phone/Fax: (631) 283-9525 Cell: (516) 250-7773 email: Licensed and Insured

52 Mariners Drive, Southampton



Full Service Electrical Contracting


Residential/Commercial Solar Installations LED Lighting

W e are Electrical Solutions Providers.

287-6060 (631)324-6060 (631)


Southampton, NY 11968



William m J.. Shea ELECTRIC


24-hrr Emergencyy Service

Electricall Contractors

Our Electrical Services Include: • Lighting & Electrical Repairs • House & Home Office Wiring • Generator Sales & Installations • Computer, Telephone Wiring • Home Automation Services


• Residential and Commercial • All Phases of Custom Electrical Work




D.A.Z. Electrical Contractor, Inc. FOR ALL YOUR ELECTRICAL NEEDS!





• Mold/Fungi Investigating And Consulting • Air Sampling For Testing And Analyzing of Fungi And Other Airborne Pollutants • Mold/Fungi Remediation

Board Certified 1198989


631-EAST-END 327-8363





GJS S Electric,, LLC Lightingg Design/Controls Homee Automationn Computer Networks Audio/Video/HomeTheater Landscapee Lightingg Automaticc Generator Sales Referencess Available

(631)) 298-4545 (631)) 287-24033 GARY Y SALICE LICENSED/INSURED

Custom Designs Electronic Automation Locally Serving Long Island since 1985 Canine Control Company



61 Main Street, Southampton, NY

Family Owned & Operated for 32 years Custom Entry Gates and Auto Gate Operators, Phone Entry Cameras, All Types of Fence, Aluminum, Steel, Custom Wood, Chainlink, Deer Fence, Decks, Sunrooms, Awnings, Pergolas, Arbors Residential • Commercial FINANCING AVAILABLE - #35110HI








MOLD Can Be Harmful


T h e Fe n c e G u y

• Jerith Ornamental Aluminum • PVC/Maintenance Free Vinyl • Pool/Tennis Enclosures • Privacy/Security Installations • Baby-loc Removable Pool Fence

For inspections, testing & removal, call

Brad d C.. Slack Certified d Indoor Environmentalist

27 Years in Construction and Building Science

(Central Suffolk)

(East End)

631-467-4478 631-878-4140 1199086

EXPERTS IN Residential and Commercial Automated Gate Access Systems. Elegant and Functional Gated Entrances. New Installations or Existing Gates



Driveway Gates Fence Handcrafted Designs Prompt Service Automation Available Affordable Options




Montauk to Manhattan 1199240


© 2009 Invisible Fence, Inc.

To Your Health and Your Home

7 days a week at Office: 631.929.5454 Cell: 631.252.7775 email: web: ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS




Call: 631-329-9590





Licensed & Insured

631-399-2033 1198846



• 24 Hr. Emergency Srv.


Call Jimmy




63 1 .7 2 5 . 2 2 1 1


Electrical Contractors


With our low overhead we are able to give you reasonable prices and quality work. Call



Visit Us On The Web @

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 73






Heating/Air Conditioning


Island Floors & Construction WOOD F LOORING SPECIALIST


Heating & Cooling

• Installing • Refinishing • Dustlesss Sanding • Custom m Staining • Deckk Sandingg & Refinishing

Property Management


Emergency Service Oil Burner Sales & Service

Economic Special - 10% Discount

Over 15 years experience

The best preparation, ultra-smooth surface, & long lasting finish See what our happy customers are so proud of We will meet or beat any price for comparable work


631-681-1028 631-399-1644


Tall Guy

Hardwood Flooring Install Prefinished / Unfinished Sanding, Refinishing Staining, Bleaching, Pickle & Repairs All Work Guaranteed Free Estimates 1198582

631.288.8393 Gutters


Garage Doors • Vinyl 100s of styles & colors

• Steel • Wood • Carriage House • Electric Openers

Steven’ss Handyman Service Handyman


Painting Powerwashing Drywall / Spackle Deck Specialist

Earn up to $1500 tax credit on a new garage door



Handyman Service




ALCOA “Preferred Contractor” Nassau Suffolk 516-922-0044 631-979-8866

631.288.01.95 . . . Lic. 631 431 83 42 Ins.

Handy Man

5pm Wednesday


Painting • Powerwashing Masonry • Patios • Pool • Brick Roofing • Siding • Decks



The Original Hampton Hubby Service LOCAL GUY

The A+Handiest

No Job Too Small!


Interior/Exterior Roofing & Siding Windows & Doors Full Tree Service Painting, Powerwashing Deck Repairs You Ask! We Do It! Excellent References

631.723.3935 516.250.7985




Deck Repairs Painting Spackling Yard Work Gutter Cleaning Screen Replacements Powerwashing Call Pete


East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured

OWNER OPERATED Licensed & Insured

Original Design Construction Corp.

355 yrs.. Experiencee builtt on communication,, neatnesss & quality

• Kitchens/Bathroomss • Decks • Dormerss & Extensions • Interiorr & Exteriorr Design • Siding/Roofingg • Basements

Heating & AC

Oil Boilers Oil Furnaces Air Conditioners Geothermal Heat Pumps Hot Water Heaters Refrigeration Commercial/Residential


Everything Under the Roof

SeaHag2 Services

24 Hour Service

Construction Management Custom Homes & Additions Complete Renovations Kitchen & Bathrooms Roofing & Siding Basements & Decks


Heating/Air Conditioning

Handling All Your Handyman Needs


Service Directory

*Carpentryy *Paintingg *Decks *Roofingg *Sidingg *Repairs *Basementss *Mouldings *Powerwashingg *Caretakinng,, Etc. Freee Estimates,, References


Call For All Your Handyman Needs

20+ years Experience


EAST HAMPTON, NY • • • • • •

Handling All Your Handyman Needs & Then Some.

Residential / Commercial

call 24 hrs a day

Owner Operated Deal Direct



Aluminum & Copper Rain Gutters and Leaf Protection Systems Certified and Authorized ALCOA “Leaf-Relief” Installer Standard and Half Round Gutters 1199107



• Prompt • Reliable • Quality


American Craftsmen

Custom Carpentry




Dan W. Leach • Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists • Cedar Siding + Shakes • Custom Deck Building • All Roofing Guaranteed! • Finished Basements

Faucet Installations Repair Sub-Pumps, Brick, Block, Stampcrete, Cabinets, Decks, Doors, Electric, Timers/Boiler Controls, Celing Fans, Textured Spackling/Plaster/Painting Biscuit Molding & Framing Brass/Screen Enclosures Gutters Power Washing... 27 Years Hands-On Work Bob: Color Portfolio/References

631-878-3625 Licensed & Insured

Home Improvement




“A family business”


Licensed & Insured




Call for Free Price Quote



Residential • Commercial




“The Atomic DCS” Dust Free Sanding System Installations Sanding & Finishing Buffing & Waxing

Installations • Sanding Finishing • Repairs Custom Staining

Since 1975 Father - Son Team Interior Moulding Siding, Windows Door Kitchens, Baths Termite Repairs


Latest Technology




Floor Sanding


 516.551.9903 CHAMPION

Floor & Home


Handy Mike

Call 631-839-7397 •



Licensed & Insured




(631) 859-3081Ins.

Classified Dept open 5 days! 631-668-0800 M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900 Home Improvement


Built-ins • Home Renovation • Cabinetry Custom Woodwork • Furniture Design 631 680 7766

Local, Licensed & Insured

Serving the East End since 1997


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 74

(OME3ERVICES Irrigation

Home Improvement


Steve’s Irrigation K ESSON HomeImprovement

• Renovations • Additions • New Construction • Tile Work • Finished Basements • Siding • Roofing • Painting

FinishedCarpentry Libraries•Kitchens Bathrooms• Painting

We Service each Project Until Completion.

Serving the Hamptons for over 10 Yrs.


Installation • Service Start-Up • Winterize When nQualityyMatters References Lic/Ins • Free Estimates MASTER CRAFTSMAN

631.324.1264 646.335.7909




Office: 631.348.1953 Cell: 516.457.8543

L O N G I S L A N D S PA C K L I N G . C O M


FREE At Home Project Consultation

• Premium Vinyl Siding • Energy Efficient Replacement Windows

Installation, Service, Design

Hunter Preferred Contractor • Licensed & Insured Let us take care of your landscaping needs: Hydroseeding Grading • Sod • Landscape Design • Driveways Putting Greens • Dry Wells •Landscape Lighting



Y|Çx VâáàÉÅ Vtu|ÇxàÜç  Architectural Millwork

a full service irrigation company

System Turn On Monitoring Winterization Design • Installation Hose Spigots Rain Sensors Licensed & Insured




(631) 929-1463




* Kitchens * Vanities * Wall Units * Furniture * Wainscotting 516.876.0566


Perfect Timing for a New Kitchen or Bath Complete Services


Lawn & Landscape Maintenance Tree pruning & removals Planting & Installations Brush chipping

House watching Lic. & Ins. References 20 yrs experience Chris cell off.


631-739-4092 631-725-0115

Call Peter

for a friendly meeting Peter Rant, Inc.





Repairs, Maintenance & Renovations 30 Years Experience in All Areas of Home Improvement & New Construction S PECIALIZING IN : K ITCHENS • B ATHROOMS D ECKS • F INISHED B ASEMENTS Prompt & Friendly Response to All Inquiries

1198568 1198882


• Servicee • • Installationss • • Renovationss • 2005, 2006, 2007 Contractor of the Year!

Beyernheimer Construction

The East End Irrigation Specialist

“East End’s Home Improvement Experts”

WE SHOW UP ON TIME Professional Service • Quality Workmanship Competitive Prices

All your maintenance, repair & renovation needs are just one call away Insured

Visit us at

Always a call back The Best References

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

Call 631-680-1670



C. Cafiero





Your Renovation Moment

Project Coordinator • Andy Iovino


• Landscape Maintenance Weekly Lawn and Garden Maintenance Pruning Spring/Fall Clean Ups • Gardening Annual/Perennial Plantings, Privacy Planting,Installation, Mulch, Woodchips, Topsoil • Landscape Construction Land Clearing, Grading, Filling, Drainage Systems, Retaining Walls and Planters Installed, Seed/Sod Lawns, Pond/Waterfall Installation • Masonry • Planning Design 1199209


Sup erior L andscaping S olutions , Inc .

Lawn Sprinklers

Keeping the oceans cleaner & the earth greener Serving the East End

• Kitchens • Flooring • Heating • AC • Entry & Garage Doors



Over 50 Years & Three Generations The Highest Quality in Craftmanship



Visit us at


Home 631-907-4155



Home Improvement


Marble&Granite CustomFabrication &Installation KitchenCountertops Fireplaces,Vanities



Certified, Licensed, Insured



Complete Services From Simple Lawn and Plantings Care, Cleanups To Landscape Design and Installation, Hydroseeding, Stone Walls, Grading, Excavation

15+ Years Experience.


FamilyOwned 4generationsofexperience! Exquisitestonecollection Fromallaroundtheworld

631-765-3130 • 631-283-8025


P.O. Box 696 Southampton NY 11969

Selection-Installation PromptService






FULL SERVICE LANDSCAPE COMPANY We provide a professionally coordinated maintenance program tailored to your property & style. 25 years of Experience • Call for Appointment Licensed 1198715

To Our Clients THANK YOU


Advertise your business in Dans’ Papers Service Directory and find out why advertisers renew their ads year after year.



To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 75

(OME3ERVICES Landscape/Garden


Outdoor Expressions

Landscape Design • Mowing Installation & Maintenance Container Planting • Grading

Anita Valenti


“Designing & Building Residential Golf Greens in the Hamptons for over 18 YEARS” 1199212

Landscape Service

For Information: 631.744.0214

Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990


Jonn Christensenn & Co. Ownerr Operator

• Spring/Fall Cleanups • LAWN MAINTENANCE • Re-Vegetations • Hedge & Shrub Pruning • FINE GARDENING Free Estimates





Countryside Lawn & Tree • Design • Installation • Garden Renovations • Transplanting • Ponds/Waterfalls • Fine Gardening • Lawn Maintenance • Re-vegetations • Perennial Gardens • Natural Screenings • Irrigation Installations/Service • Tree/Shrub Pruning & Removals • Spring/Fall Cleanups • Sod • Mulch • Bobcat Service/Land Clearing • Also Specializing in Masonry • Landscape Lighting Excellent References Lic. Ins.

• Tree & Privacy Planting • Irrigation Install & Service • Sod / Seed / Grading • Pavers & Belgian Blocks • Walkways & Patios • Driveways • Aprons, Stone Walls • Weekly Lawn Care / Cleanups • Underground Drainage • Drywells • Bobcat Service • Deer Fence Comm. Res. Lic. Ins.







•Landscaping •Sprinkler Systems •Tree Service •Masonry




Mobile: 631-484-9493 Office: 631-329-1028


Marine Services

Driveway Stone & Brickwork Deck Fencing

• Professional



Shore Line

BULKHEADING Your local Dock Builder and Marine Contractor From Refacing & Repair to New Construction



Free Estimates


Service Directory Deadline

A 61 ft Swan Sloop offering


Complete Waterfront Contracting Floating Crane Service

A #

• Swim Ladder • Full Service • Full Shade Email:



Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

Terracotta N Limestone Marble N Slate





LANDSCAPE CONSTRUCTION MASONRY & IRRIGATION • Grading • Hydroseeding • Sod • Plantings • Topsoil • Mulch • Stone • Boulders Installed • Sprinkler Systems Installed • Excavating • Drywells Installed




All Types of Stone Restored & Maintained

Fully Insured & Licensed

5pm Wednesday

Company Inc. • Gabions • Floating Docks Built & Installed • Docks Built-House Piling • Retaining Walls • Excavation & Drainage Work Contact Kenny



• Cobblestone • Foundations • Patios • Brickwork • Fireplaces • Driveways • Walkways • Stucco • Retaining Walls • Pool Areas • Cellar Entrances • Stoops


Tide Water Dock Building


Quality Residential & Commercial Craftsmanship All Phases of Masonry Construction




631.287.4561 ,


Garden design, installation, maintenance & decorating Services

Licensed & Insured



Lawn Maintenance Planting All Chemical Work

22 Years Serving the East End

1.877.24.STONE 631.351.7188

All phases of bulkheading, piers, floating docks...



Any of your Stone Needs: Polishing • Cleaning • Sealing

Marine Services


Residential Commercial



“Helping keep America Beautiful.”


Licensed Insured


Lawn Mowing & Maintenance

Teddy Grudzinski

Landscape Lighting


We’ll clean up your yard, too FULL SERVICE MASONRY COMPANY

Landscape Lighting

cell: 631.338.3878







Pesticide Application NYS Certified Arborist & Designer on Staff • Spraying • Deep Root Fertilizing • Trimming • Pruning • Stump Removal • Planting & Transplanting • Drains • Storm Cleanup • Complete Lawn Program • Masonry • Landscape Design • Grading • Brush Clearing • Irrigation • Sod & Seed • Soil Analysis • Low Voltage Lighting

Where excellence & value work hand in hand • Complete Property Care • Landscapes Created & Maintained • Masonry • Irrigation Member: NYS Turfgrass Assoc. Cornell Cooperative

“The Revegetation Experts” SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK



Wild Earth Revegetation Phone: 631-725-2555

Licensed and Insured

Over 20 Years of Showing Up!

References Available


Commercial and Residential 18 Years Experience All Work Guaranteed Owner on Site Free Estimates

“We Turn Your Dreams to Greens”







• Masonry Around Swimming Pools Paver & Concrete • Patios • Stoop & Steps • Walks • Sidewalks & Curbs • Cobblestone • Retaining Walls • Cultured Stone • Paver • Concrete • Asphalt Driveways • Computer Imaging


Professional & Reliable Service 1199091


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 76


The Original

Cobblestone • Brickwork Patios • Walkways Ponds • Waterfalls Pool Areas • Driveways Retaining Walls




MASONRY: Brickwork,


Tile, Pavers, Patios, Driveways, Walkways, Pool areas. CARPENTRY: Kitchens, Baths, Finished basements, Alterations, Conversions.

Call Ray

631-475-6950 • 516-848-5958

Licensed d Insured Excellentt Locall References


• Tile • Flag Stone • Pavers •In/Outdoor • Patios Fireplaces • Walkways • Custom • Extensions BBQ’s • Aprons • Pillars • Basement • Cultured Entrances Stone “FOR ALL YOUR MASONRY AND TILE NEEDS”


Licensed Insured

631-283-6927 516-848-6936 cell 1198940

For inspections, testing & removal, call

Design Installation Repair

Certified d Indoor Environmentalist

27 Years in Construction and Building Science 7 days a week at Office: 631.929.5454 Cell: 631.252.7775 email: web:

Powerwashing #1 Deck Builder on the East End

Montauk to Manhattan 1199239

Classified Dept Moving/Storage open 5 days! ITH T RUCK M-F 8:30am-6pm MM AN&W D S I . Savee onn Storage 631-537-4900 One,, Twoo or Moree Men OVING



Longg Distance Hamptons



open: 8:30am-6pm Monday–Friday


Celll 516-429-7676 Faxx 631-287-7175

sonry & Landscaping a M Patios Custom BBQ’s 1199015


Walkways Pillars Driveways Blue Stone Pavers Cultured Stone Landscape Design & Irrigation

631-514-1533 • FREE Estimates

We work your hours! Dan’s Classifieds & Service Directory


Licensedd andd Insured

1-866-WE-GUARANTEE (934-8272) Flat Rate Pricing No Hourly Minimums

on Local & Long Distance Moving

P NYC to East End Daily Express Delivery To All R Points On The East Coast I C (631) 321-7172 I Family Owned & Operated Southampton N G 1198751



Staining Bleaching Commercial/Residential

631.838.3137 631.902.3287


Licensed / Insured


Local & Long Distance Heated Warehouse Packing & Crating Containerized Storage Packing Material Available Piano Experts NYC Specialists Weekly City Runs

Licensed 631.725.7700 Insured

NYS DOT #T-33837 A Bridgehampton Based Company


Golden Touch Painting Best Price for Painting Interior / Exterior Powerwashing & Staining Spackling & Taping 17 Years Experience Free Estimates Licensed & Insured Tel:: 631-878-3131 Cell:: 516-818-3769 1198911


CLASSIC CUSTOM DESIGNS • ELEGANCE IN Paving • Driveways • Pool Decks • Walkways • Patios • Retaining Walls • Masonry • Marble • Granite • Block & Brick Work • Cobblestones • Ponds • Waterfalls • Barbeques


Brad d C.. Slack

Licensed & Insured




F L A T Interior Exterior

One Piece To Entire Residence

licensed & Insured

patios • driveways • walkways • steps • pool areas • retaining walls • brick paving stone • bluestone cobblestone • culture stone

F Local-Long Distance-Overseas L A T




631.734.6109 cell 631.513.5720




Can Be Harmful To Your Health and Your Home

• Expert Design • Meticulous Workmanship • Patios • Walls • Brick • Pool Tile • Cobblestone • Walkways


Matthew w Rychlik


Mold Inspection

631-445-1644 Bus./Fax: 631-723-2821


• Fireplace Specialist • Brick/Stone Patio’s & Pool Surrounds • Brick Barbeques • Pizza Ovens

631-283-1382 631-252-3363

Licensed & Insured Andrew Mobile:

631-324-5941 K. Maniscalco Mason Contractor Serving the East End for 20 Years.

Construction, R epair Brick o r S tone Walls, P atios, W alkways Cobblestone C urbing Pool C oping & T ile Driveway A prons Pool P atios

Fully Licensed and I nsured



Custom Masonry



Cell (631) 839-6144 (631) 588-5885

M.W. Lavelle

PAINTING & RESTORATION INC. Interior - Exterior Painting & Staining Power Washing

Old Fashioned Quality Workmanship Low and zero VOC Paints Available Insured/Lic# 28843-HI

631.546.8048 1199045

Tile & Stone Installations Since 1993


Complete Bathroom Remodeling Wood Flooring & Moldings


* Serving All Your Moving Needs * Call for a Free No Obligation Estimate And Let’s Make Despatch Your Mover of Choice

Providing the experience and professional service you need to ensure the beauty and satisfaction of your project.


Visit Us at:

W W W. C N F F L O O R I N G . C O M lic 28,002 1198812



Service Directory Deadline

(631) 283-3000 * (212) 924-4181 * (631) 329-5601

5pm Wednesday 1199102


Lic. Montauk-NYC Ins.


Curbing $8.50(min.500ft.)



All Phases of Masonry Construction

• Brick Patios & Walkways • Belgian Block • Garden Walls • Pool Coping














NYDOT # T12050 USDOT # 1372409

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 77

(OME3ERVICES Painting/Papering



LaPolla Painting



Free Estimates

Distinctive Painting Artistic Finishes & Custom Wood Finishing

“Choose Claudio’s Painting Get Rich Results!”

3 Generations of Distinguished Service

• Exterior/Interior Painting • Deck Service • Staining Lic. & Ins. Lic# 44804H • Powerwashing FREE Estimates

Pest Control

Advanced Interiors Custom m Paintingg Locall Homess & Businesses

Refinance Certificates Lic. Ins. Cl-629938

Sincee 1986

• Fleas • Roaches • Mice • Bed Bugs • Etc.

SPECIALIZING IN Interior/Exterior Painting 1198871

Faux Finishes/ Wall Treatments

“Picture it painted Proffessionally” 2007 Award Winner


Custom Colors & Designs

631-907-4179 631-329-0099

Office: (631)775-6106 • Cell: (631)278-1552 License # 44353-H


Professional Paper Hanger

Deckk Maintenance e • Mildew w Removal New w Deckk • Buildss & Repairs Alll Siding g • Installationss & Repairs

Freee Estimates


Pets/Pet Services Your Home or My Pet-Free Home Mature, Responsible woman with 30 yrs dog-loving experience East Hampton Area Excellent References •


one on one

Pet Sitter • Walker Services



Using Ben ja min Moore Paint

Eastern Suffolk

Plumbing & Heating, Inc. Licensed Master Plumber 20 Years Experience

Commercial • Residential Insured

63 1 - 8 7 4 - 47 6 1

Licensed & Insured


Serving ALL Your Plumbing and Heating Needs



Licensed & Insured Free Estimates Golden Eagle Painting

Poison Ivy Control

Interior/Exterior Powerwashing & Staining Remove Wallpaper Sheetrock Low Prices 16 Years Experience


Free Estimates






Over 20 Yrs Experience

Specializing g in n

Pets/Pet Services

631-726-4777 631-324-7474

Lois 631 324 8914

Nick Cordovano

& POWERWASHING GCPAINTING HOME IMPROVEMENTS Interior & Exterior Paintingg • Staining

20 Years Experience






24 Hour Emergency Service

Free Estimates NYS Certified Applicators


All work guaranteed Free Estimates Interior, Exterior, Powerwashing, Custom Work, Staining, Experienced & Reliable

Specializing in All Types of Wallpaper Call Chris

516-678-7681 631-642-2903


All Pro Painting Interior/Exterior Painting • Powerwashing • Deck Staining Wallpaper Removal FREE Estimates

Free Estimates

Free Estimates





Interior / Exterior Powerwashing, Tile Staining, Spackling, & Sheetrocking. Wallpaper Removal

You’ll be glad you called us


The Bug Stops Here Inc.


Wallpaper Wall Covering

Interiorr / Exterior

Serving the Hamptons 55 Years



“Quality Craftsmanship from start to finish”


Is Your Solution To Pest Paranoia!




Low w Prices



Lic. & Ins.


Lic. 1199059






Tick Trauma! Ant Anxiety! Mosquito Mania!

Great References / Insured

631.283.7925 •


Pest Control

INTERIOR R / EXTERIOR Powerwashing Staining & Wallpaper Removal

•Quality Protection & Preparation •Custom Painting & Artistic Finishes •Architectural Wood Finishes •In Home Color Consultation •Leaders in Green Paint Technology



Poison Ivy Control

631-730-8178 631-742-7774cell

If You’re a Handyman Looking To Do Work This Summer, Advertise Your Services in Dan’s

Call 631-537-4900




Years Experience

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 78

(OME3ERVICES Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas


Power Washing

pool & spa service

“You Deserve the Royal Treatment.”

• Vinyl + Gunite Construction • Spas • Supplies • Service 833 County Rd. 39, Southampton, NY 11968



“For A Crystal Clear Splash”

Long Island Marble Dusting Inc. Experts in Resurfacing of Commercial & Residential Gunite Swimming Pools & Spas. Coping, Tile & Pool Renovation.

631.259.8929 1199106



Enjoy a clean pool every weekend, all summer long!

JW’s Pool Service



Andyy Rego

“Quality Craftsmanship from start to finish”

Pools & Spas Service & Maintenance Openings & Closings Safety Covers Salt Generators

Serving all of Suffok


631-834-8174 Licensed & Insured




Power Washing



Power Washing


Clearview House Washing Service

Primary Pools Radio-Dispatched Trucks Pool Construction Weekly Maintenance Expert Repairs Liners Marble Dusting Heaters Safety Covers

Owner Operated

$200 Pool Opening Service

Pool & Spa Service


Visit Us On The Web @

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas


Licensed & Insured Winter Kills Decks...

Pool & Spa


• Openings & Closings • Loop-Loc Covers • Leak Detection • Repairs • Weekly Service • Solar Heating Certified Pool & Spa Operator


• Vinyl & Gunite Design & Construction • Openings, Closings, Weekly Service • Salt Water Systems • Vinyl Liner Changes • Marble Dusting & Tile • Equipment Sales & Installation • Chemical Sales • Custom Safety Cover Installation • Electronic Leak Detection & Pressure Testing


Powerwash & Seal Your Deck NOW!!!

We also offer . . . Design, Installation & Repair 1198810



631-345-0711 Ins.

Deadline 5pm Wednesday


tt We Get to th e Bo

Chemical Free Systems Salt Based Chlorine Generator


Service Directory


h in

Solar System to Heat your Pool Swim in a Heated Pool for Free

• All Your Pool Needs • Established 1969

• Mahogany FREE ESTIMATES • Aluminum Siding • Treks 1-888-WASH-ME-2 • Painted & Stained Surfaces 631-288-5111



(631) 433-9401 1199011




$55 Weekly Maintenance

Loop -Loc Safety Covers

A Full Service Pool Company

• Quality Service • Dependable & Reliable • Cedar • Vinyl Siding • Licensed & Insured


Licensed & Insured

RWI / Stingray Weekly Service


Full Service Pool Maintenance



Power Washing Without The Damaging Pressure Specializing In Mildew Removal

Backyard Oasis Pools & Spas



• Deck Repairs • Installation of New Decks

We tailor our services to your needs.


(631) 445-1644 cell

Summerizing, Winterizing, Power Vacs, Liner Changes, Safety Covers, Safety Fences, Maintenance, Pool & Filter Repairs & Chemicals Licensed/Insured Est. 1997

631-287-4043 Southampton, NY

Alll from m onee Masonryy Company

Alll Phasess , Interiorr / Exterior

Safetyy & Automaticc Coverss & Marblee Dusting


• Quality Gunite & Vinyl Pool Builders • Weekly Pool Service


POOL L & SPA Gunitee & Vinyl Construction n Specialists

Lic. 631-874-0745 Ins.


The Most Competitive Pricing in the Hamptons


• Certified pool operator on staff • Opening / Closing, Repairs • Weekly & Bi-Weekly • Loop Loc safety cover, fences • Pool Heaters • Pool Liners • Tile & Marble Dusting • Renovation • Residential & Commercial



(631) 723-2821 office/fax

“Greatt Servicee att a Greatt Price”

A Fulll Servicee Company

Repairs Solar Heaterss Leakk Detection Conventionall Heatee r Liner Replacementt CALL FOR PRICING


Celebrating 23 Years in Construction & Service of Gunite & Vinyl Swimming Pools


onn current Weeklyy Maintenancee andd Chemicals


•Pool & Spa Service • Openings & Closings • Marble Dusting • Quality Service


Established 1972 For A Lasting Impression

#1 Deck Builder on the East End

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 79

(OME3ERVICES Property Management





Superior Coating

Thorough Cleaning

Customized Management Programs Serving the East End • Over 25 Years Experience OFFICE: 631-537-4774 949-533-4937 • CELL: 716-812-1521

• Annual

& Weekly Inspections Interior & Exterior • Estate Managers w/20+ Yrs Construction Experience • Maintenance & Handyman Svcs. • Winterization & Spring Openings • Storm Protection Services • 24 Hour On Call Dispatch Licensed & Insured

Protect Your Investment 1198703




NILL BROTHERS, Established 1950 INC.



FAX (631)237-4886


Asphalt • Slate • Tile • Wood Professionally Installed & Repaired

CUSTOM GUTTERS, CARPENTRY JOBS Quality & Experience Free Estimates LIC. Call Now INS.

631-329-2138 631-831-0951

Huntington 631-423-0820

Licensed Insured

Residential Commercial a Division of Eli Construction

Cedar, Slate, Asphalt, EPDM, Copper Roofing & Copper Gutters! Free Estimates Emergency Service 24 Hrs Roofing & Siding Specialist


ROOFING 631-259-9069


Ask About Our Guarantee Serving the Hamptons For Over 25 Years Family Owned & Operated Business Licensed Insured




F O -OEST.. 1981I1 - N



Shinglee & Flatt Rooff • Installationn & Repairs Skylightss & Leakss Repairedd • Powerwashing


Forr Alll Yourr Roofingg Needs 631-324-31000 • 631-727-6100 Licensedd






631-754-1051 1198869

“The ECO Friendly Company” • Whole House Filters • Drinking Water Filters • Well Water Acid Neutralizers • Pelican® Salt Free Softeners • No Electric -No Backwashing


Master Plumber / 20 yrs Exp.

FREE Estimates Ins


631-591-0459 Window Cleaning


G &3rddZGeneration EExteriors xteriors Roofing,, Siding, Powerwashingg & Gutterr cleaning Freee Estimates

Jefff Bogetti

(631)) 329-1114

Tree W ork

• Pruning • Take Downs • Stump Removal • Shrub Trimming • Shaping N.Y.S. • Fertilizing Certified Arborist • Spraying on Staff • Firewood

Our Low Rates Can’t Be Beat Dom’s Tree Service



Line Roofing & Siding

Window Cleaning

PERFECT Window Cleaning

Commerciall & Residential


AQUAMAN Green Water Filtration




Professional Gutter Cleaning

& Window Cleaning

Commercial & Residential lic./ins.




631-399-5177 Free Estimates 1199161


Window Cleaning Owner Operated Keith LeClerc

204.0809office 631 965.1103cell 631


Certified d byy thee Cedar Shakee & Shinglee Bureau Windows/Screens, Skylights, Chandeliers, Gutters... Residential/Commercial

631-287-5042 SH




Delivery Services Free Estimates


101 Harbor Road Port Washington



Water Services



“Open 7 Days” Evergreen Trees & Shrubs Perennials Flowering Trees & Shrubs Specimen Plants Affordable Planting Services Direct Ship / Bulk Discount Beautiful Plants

Septic Services




CALL US TODAY. 800-981-SAFE (7233)




• Burglar & Fire Alarm Systems • Remote Digital CCTV Cameras • Access Control Systems


Sanchez Bros.

Quality Roofing Guaranteed

Flat Roofs Flashings • Skylights Custom Copper Work Gutters & Leaders Southampton 1 800-915-6455

Trust The Leader In Personalized Custom Home Security

Security With A Personal Touch

Serving Long Island For Three Generations



for the truth about your wood roof




Visit Our Web Site At Great Aesthetics or call (631) 331-3303








Property Management

Call Nomee (owner) for 1198534




Senior Discounts Free Estimates

Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 80


Window Cleaning

Window Cleaning

Window Treatments




Be A Part of



Window Cleaning

631.283.2956 Long Island â&#x20AC;˘ Palm Beach

for the Summer


Applications for Interns being accepted.


COMMERCIAL â&#x20AC;˘ RESIDENTIAL INSURED Serving the East End for 25 Years For Estimates 631-287-3249

Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers Has Several Intern Positions Available for the Spring/Summer of â&#x20AC;&#x2122;09.

Window Treatments

Window Dressing


Sales/Special Eventâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Interns

Custom Window Coverings, Shutters, Draperies, Wood Blinds, Honeycomb Shades, Roller Shades, Vertical


Draperies, Shades, Cornices, Curtains, Valances, Blinds and Shutters Free in-home consultations Free Measuring Expert installations & repairs

Call today 631-708-4978


Professional Window Cleaning Free Estimates â&#x20AC;˘ Fully Insured

(631)) 566-- 8635


Great Service



â&#x20AC;˘ Furniture â&#x20AC;˘ Home Staging . . . Make Your Decorating Dreams a Reality

Deal directly with the owner

Diane Bianchini, Designer 29 Montauk Hwy â&#x20AC;˘ Westhampton


Get a chance to put your Quark knowledge to use â&#x20AC;&#x201C; assist the Graphic Department and the Production Department with layout and ad creation. Learn if the field of graphic artist for a newspaper is right for you. Interns must have completed one year of design school or be enrolled in a design program at their college. Resumes may be emailed to __________________________________________

Website Intern Some prior website design experience required. Help update Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers website weekly, work on innovative web design and cutting edge technology. Resumes may be emailed to __________________________________________

â&#x20AC;˘ Window Treatments


Be proud of your home. Keep it looking its best ESTIMATES with Hamletâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s helpful, reliable staff. Serving all of Long Island for over 30 years. â&#x20AC;&#x153;To clean or not to clean...that is the question...â&#x20AC;?

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Expert Fitâ&#x20AC;? measuring and installation. Over 1,000 style consultants.



Home Repair

Art Department/Production Interns

the best brands.


â&#x20AC;˘ Wall Coverings

H A M L E T Window Cleaning - Power Washing

Low Prices

or email us: or visit our website:

Great selection of

Accounting Intern


A/R, A/P, Bank deposits, assist business manager. Resumes may be emailed to

Residential & Commercial

631.654.2275 Saves On Air Conditioning & Heating Costs Reduce Fading of Interiors Lifetime Warranty 1199241


DAN & SONS WINDOW CLEANING Power Washing Gutter Cleaning 631.283.1788 â&#x20AC;˘ 631.484.1135

Top Quality Brands



Blinds and more!

Enjoy the fast paced, exciting world of publishing while working closely with experienced sales staff and clients on a weeklyâ&#x20AC;&#x153;resort areaâ&#x20AC;?newspaper/magazine. Great for your job or college resume â&#x20AC;&#x201C; earn experience in sales, marketing and the art of the deal. Help organize and cover local special events. Limited spaces available, interns must be 19 years of age and have their driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license. Resumes may be emailed to __________________________________________

__________________________________________ Intern positions do not include a salary, expenses as required by Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers would be covered. Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers is happy to participate in any college program, which offers students a chance to earn course credit thru internships.

Looking for More Business on the East End? Call and place your ad today!

631-537-4900 Ask about our annual ad programs! To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 81




3%26)#% $)2%#4/2)%3

















Child Care Wanted

Fisheries Interviewers: East End & Montauk. P/T thru October. Base pay + bonuses. Apply online at: 1-800-229-5220 x: 7819

Nanny/ Housekeeper F/T LiveIn. East Hampton ASAP. Single Professional Father. Professionals only. Salary $250- $300/ wk. Experience/ References a must (631)721-3236.

MEDICAL BILLER, F/T, Seeking Motivated Professional with min. 2 yrs medical office billing & collections experience. Nanny/ Housekeeper Full understanding of CPT, ICD-9 coding, deciphering Nice family with an 8 yr old EOB's, electronic billing, follow and 10 yr old seeks summer up with ins co's and pts, medical weekend Live-In or Live-Out terminology. Medical Manager help with childcare/ light experience a plus. Only candihousekeeping/ cooking on dates who have worked in mediShelter Island. Please be kid cal offices will be considered. friendly, dog friendly, energetPleasant office, great benefits. ic, proactive and reliable. Must Fax resume to 631-574-8302 have own transportation & hopefully know how to swim. Please contact Liz at MODELS WANTED 917-575-2766 or Art / Photography 631-329-5550 Leave name and number STEWARDESS/ STEWARD wanted for a busy charter yacht in Sag Harbor. No experience needed. Possible live aboard situation. Please contact Graham (631)901-8928 Wanted: Experienced Drywall Spackler/ Finisher. Contact Brian at (631)707-6166

Beauty/Health/Fitness Ananas Spa located in Southampton village is looking for P/T Receptionist. NY State Licensed Massage Therapist and Nail Technician. Please send over resume to or fax #631-287-3983. Attn: Melinda

NYC/ Bridgehampton Popular exercise studio looking for Hamptons based instructor. Group exercise experience a must. Competitive pay and benefits. Call 212-463-0570 for more information



Need mothers helper to help with house, cooking, and kids in Hampton area. F/T & year round position. Live-In/ Out. Must be extremely flexible, excellent driver, have fun & must love dogs. Absolutely no agency's. Applicants must state salary requirements. Fax resume to: 212-863-1563

Domestic/ Personal Assistant

AL MARTINO AGENCY DOMESTIC SEARCH Established 1972 Select Household Staffing REVIEWED IN N.Y. TIMES, FORBES & DEPARTURES Magazine *Private Chefs* Our Specialty We Represent The Very Best in The Industry Estate Managers, Couples Chauffeurs, Butlers Personal Assistants Nannies, Housekeepers, Caretakers DETAILS SEE WEB MARTINODOM.COM 212-867-1910 Fax 212-867-1917

Domestic/ Personal Assistant

F/T live-in Couple needed for Hamptons home. Duties: cooking, housekeeping, maintenance, serving. Up to $130k DOE plus benefits. Immediate interviews next week. Resume: GOURMET CHEF Southampton. Live out preferred. Friday to Sunday. Memorial Day weekend to Labor Day for extended family with young children. Perfectionist type. Formal orientation. Legal working status. Please leave message (212)744-3300 extension 13. Hamptons Leading Agency

HAMPTON DOMESTICS Our 27th Year * Private Chefs * Butler/ Houseman * Couples * Housekeepers * Chauffeurs/ Security * Estate Managers * Senior Companions * Groundskeepers * Home Health Aides * Nannies * Personal Assistants 631-725-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hamptons) 212-838-5900 (New York City) DOMESTIC POSITIONS AVAILABLE HAMPTONDOMESTICS.COM Placing Professional Staff in Americas Finest Households New York. Palm Beach. Miami

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

Domestic/ Personal Assistant Nanny Agency Of The Hamptons and Classic Household Staffing Placing Nannies, Housekeepers, Chefs, Couples, Estate Managers & Drivers. Serving The Hamptons & NYC Since 1995. Summer and Year Round.

Domestic positions available (631)329-9973

Retail Part-time delivery person for high end florist. Versatile, light maintenance duties, clean driving record, some heavy lifting. Knowledge of the East End a must. 516-971-8441

Situation Wanted ELEMENTARY SCHOOL teacher seeking child care position. Excellent swimmer. References available. Call Danielle (631)801-2379

Merchandise Wanted Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition.

Experienced Tutor who wants to work with your child this sumCall 516-639-1490 mer! I have 6 years experience as well as flexible days and times! Long Standing Collector wishes (631)775-7527. to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly HOME CARE specialist offers confidential. Lloyd personal care, housekeeping, 631-325-1819 shopping, driving, cooking and baking. (631)725-4381 Tag/Yard/Estate Sale (917)749-5577 Bridgehampton: Treasures Yard Sale. 3 professionals offer Housewatchers of the Hamptons will take care of beautiful clothes, vintage furniyour home, pets, plants, etc. ture, artwork, Home accessories, Handyman services also books, CDs. Saturday/ Sunday available. Dependable/ reliable. June 6-7, 10-3. 221 Snake Hollow Road, 631.537.5237 References. (631)830-3546.

t h e o r y Currently has opportunities for Seasonal Sales & Supervisory positions for our Hamptons locations. Job requirements: 1-5 years professional retail experience, excellent organization skills, exceptional people skills, outstanding customer service skills. Excellent compensation & benefits package.

EAST HAMPTON: Saturday LPN AVAILABLE for private 6/6 9:00- 2:00. 23 Thanet Way duty live in case. Call Renee Isle of Wight to Runny Meade to Thanet Way. Something for Eve(631)979-4948 ryone!

SA L E S P R O 30 Year Pro WILL SELL YOUR PRODUCT/ SERVICE. In National/ NYC Metro area. Short/ Long term. Manhattan Resident. Harold Berger

Please send resumes to


Situation Wanted

ADMINISTRATIVE ASST/ ESTATE/ HOUSE MANAGER. Adaptable, intuitive, detail and esthetically oriented; ENERGETIC ORGANIZED WOMAN OF DISCRETION, INTELLEGENT, INTEGRTIY AND STYLE IS SEEKING POSITION. Extraordinary personal skills, event planning, floral design, maintaining relationship with vendors, grounds personnel, care of fine fabric, antique furnishings. EXPERIENCED: House Manager, personal assistant, business owner. Classically trained; London, Le Cordon Bleu chef. Impeccable references. 631-707-4518

Merchandise for Sale 14 piece white wicker living & bedroom Furniture, 2 tv's. $950 for all. 917-821-6990 Embroidery & Printing Polo's,T-Shirts, Robes, Towels Special Orders for Companies, Motels, Spas, Restaurants. Local Door to Door service. 631-664-5560 Round white table, 8 chairs with cushions, umbrella, 15 years old, good condition, garage kept. Best offer. (917)620-4919

ESTATE/ HOME SALES. We are the experts. We know how to do it right. Call Lloyd! 631-325-1819 Sagaponack: 10am- 4pm Sat., Rain-date, Sun. Cool indoor/ outdoor furniture, French flea market finds, books, CD's and more. 1194 Townline Rd. (corner Scotline). WATER MILL 6/6-6/7 9am5pm 59 Winding Way Super Yard Sale. Furniture, Vintage, Clothing, more




To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 82

$ANS#LASSIFIEDS Antiques/Collectibles


Jacques LeBlanc * Custom Furniture * Home Repair * Woodworking * Photography

Accomodations B and B in Noyac, 2 night minimum. Water View and Deck privileges. Private bath and Entrance. King Size bed. Walk to beach. (631)725-4381 (917)749-5577 Montauk Co-op Rental- Oceanfront/ beach access- Sleeps 4Pool. Available 6/28- 7/5 and 7/127/19. $1550. (631)368-5302.



Automotive CASH FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT RV's Boats transport or buy Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J'S TOWING Lic. 516-383-4403 Ins. FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales. Restoration & Service. Repair for your foreign or domestic car. Call Aventura Motors 631-283-8819 JEEP WRANGLERS for sale. Call Dave (631)749-7866 MGB GT 1969 Ground up, sliding roof, real bucket seats, wire wheels. Looks great! Runs great! $9,500. (631)929-6602


Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder 2003-- 22,000 miles, 5 speed, silver/ black, factory serviced and garaged $9500. (516)316-1172.

1982 Mercedes Benz 380SL convt. 16,500 original miles, both tops. This is not a misprint. 2nd owner of this totally original MB.Both tops, car is 100% clean and ready to enjoy. Brand new tires with less than 200 miles ,original spare in trunk with original German air still in it. Gold exterior brown top, saddle leather interior.Freon upgrade, blows ice cold. Upgraded radio, Original radio included. Pictures available. $29500. (845)416-6047. ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$. TRAILERS, BOATS, TOOLS. $50- $5,000 (631) 474-3161 DMV# 7099438 BMW K1200RS abs, cruise control, givi hard case, 28000 miles, neg. $7995. (631)728-4514. Ford Escape 2002 Great Condition Garage Kept, $8,100 OBO call 631-537-0370

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653)

Beauty Want money freedom + A youthful appearance? Former Corporate Beauty Executive Seeks BUSINESS- MINDED LEADERS to partner on AntiAging Project. Major 1.2 Billion $ Company Qualities U POSSESS: Gutsy, Savvy, Open, Enthusiastic, Coachable, Persistent, Loves People. Serious Inquiries only, please. Nancy Mindes (516)705-8823.

Business Opportunities Business & Property For Sale 27 Auto Circle Mechanics is up for sale with or without property; established for more than 20 years with a full license and machinery of New York inspection of gas and diesel automobiles. For more information Please contact 631-283-9016/ call cell 631-988-3791 or visit us at 1535 County Rd, 39 Southampton.

Business Opportunities Digital Printing


A&H House Cleaning. Clean& Graphics Ctr. Well Estab- ing, Shopping, Errands, Party lished Business. Owner Retiring. Planning. Honest, Dependable, Financing Available. No Experi- Reasonable. (631)445-6672 ence Necessary. Local Training & Support. Ask for Al. BLUE AIR CLEANING (631)249-1370. We Specialize in Environment Friendly Cleaning Products. Child Care AuPairCare Live-In Childcare * Easy on-line matching * Best Au Pair for your family * Au Pair can arrive in just 6 weeks Tami MacKay, Area Director Phone: 631-259-2907


Massage Therapy


Swedish, Deep Tissue, Reflexology, Shiatsu Massage. Aromatherapy, Pregnancy. Male and Female therapists available 24/7. 1(917)378-4570

House Watching, All Home Improvements, Minor Repairs, Powerwashing, Mildew Removal. Attic & Basement Clean Out (917)484-1834

Lic'd & Ins'd. 631-723-3459

Catherine's Cleaning Window washing, Party Staff. Year Round/ Summer Rentals

A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Licensed and Insured. 631-728-8955

Call 631-793-1121


SERVICES Deal with the owner. CLEANHAMPTON Your satisfaction is my only goal Looking for Super Babysitter? Exceptional eco-friendly com- for your home needs. Call Bill Weekdays, weekends. Rea- mercial and residential cleaning (631)946-4654. sonable rates. Your kids will beg service. Customized options for every need. Licensed and inyou to go out! 631-764-9479 sured. Call (631)723-2991 for a Home repairs, improvements, free cleaning evaluation. Classes/Instruction handyman services, clean ups/ clean outs. 26 years experience. Black & White Licensed & Insured. Cleaning Person Photography & Alternative (631)816-4412 Experienced! Top notch! Printing. 15 Years Exp. Will clean & take care of for All Levels. Small Group & Home Décor your home. Great refs., Private Lesson reasonable rates, licensed. QUICK FIX DECOR Property Managers/ Owners: Does your 631-765-5410 Valentina 631-255-4575 rental need a face lift? We offer: LOW FLAT FEE decorating. Experienced Woman will clean Small budgets/ projects OK. Experienced and take care of your house. Done in 1-3 weeks! Like†HGTV! Learning/ Reading Specialist Great references. Reasonable Jessica 914-777-3637 is available for rates. 631-745-3251 private tutoring in June, July Home Improvements & Aug. Certified to teach Gies House cleaning & House Pre K thru Grade 9. watch service. Year round. InA.M. COMPLETE Masters degree, 15yrs exp. sured. Locally owned. HOME IMPROVEMENTS (631)398-0934 Roofing, Siding, Decking, Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Doors, Windows, Closets, (917)539-2950 Service Year round/ Seasonal; Shelves, Painting, Tree Houses Residential/ Commercial. ExcelBased in Sag Harbor lent References. Insured & (631)276-1666 French Classes by native PariBonded. Call For A Free Estisian. Adults/ children. All levmate. (631)553-5589 els. Le Cercle Francais. Landscape/Garden (631)725-2128 1st CHOICE PROPERTY MARY’S CLEANING Service MANAGEMENT Caretaking; HouseOfficeRestaurants SeaOxford- Educated Tutor. Tree Service; Lawn Care; Spring SAT, college/ prep school appli- sonal. Year Round. Cell Clean-up. Mike 631-786-3464 cations, study skills. Profession- (516) 641-2666 (516) 690-3726 al, enthusiastic. Many former Garden Compost delivered to students accepted to Ivy League Saldana Cleaning Service. Reyour home for Spring time plantSchools! (631)680-8620. liable. Experienced. Honest. ing. (631)456-1752 House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, TUTORING weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. MAC LANDSCAPE All Subjects, All Ages. 631-604-5438. www.123sclean& ASSOCIATES, INC. Masters in Education Art Bonded & Insured. Therapy for Adults/Children Site Development, Yoga/Pilates for Children Handyman Tractor Work, Planting, NYC/The Hamptons Transplanting, Seed & Claudia 631-721-7515 631 HANDYMAN Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Expert Home Repairs Cleaning Driveways. Certified and Remodeling. Horticulturists On Staff. A STEP ABOVE HOUSELicensed & Insured. CLEANING. Year round/ sea27 Years of Design, sonal service. Reliable, Experi631-581-6860, 631-894-7629 Construction enced, Professional & Courteous. and Maintenance Call Maria 631-839-0368. Handyman For Weekends!!! (631) 725-1249 Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday meWM ESTATE SERVICE A VOTRE SERVICE! Call Mete Garden and Grounds Quality Housekeeping & Cell 631-664-5560 Lawn Mowing Professional Organizer House Watching Personal Service Other Services Available Experience Reliability Upon Request (631) 725-2128 (631) 921-9079

Visit Us On The Web @

Moving/Storage Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.

GOODFRIEND SELF STORAGE Climate controlled Nice “move in” truck 631-324-5550

Painting/Papering A1 Painting, Interior & exterior. Painting, staining, power washing. Mike 631-287-1808 RQP Interior/ Exterior Painting, Staining, Power Washing. Quality Comes First! Free Estimates. Roy 631-431-8225 WALL COVERINGSInstalled, Removed or repaired. Other services include; house painting, repairs, alterations and honey do lists. Please call David (631)377-1195

Party Services/Music REVIVER: Cool, Top Professional, Classic Rock Party Dance Band. Zeppelin, Kansas, Steely, Foreigner, Skynyrd to Beatles and Stones. Continuous Music. Please leave message. (631)462-6602. RR912@CS.COM.

Photography/Video Wedding, Events, Family and Architectural Photography. Fresh Look, European Quality 631-942-1427

Plumbing Repair broken pipes, water heaters. Replace sinks, drains & clogs. For Quality Service Call M & T Plumbing (631)455-7130

READER QUESTION #1 Find the Environmental Service Directory Advertiser whose ad contains a sun, a moon and an American Flag (go to to fill out contest form)

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 83


Open & Close start $245 Weekly Service start $50 Leak Detection, Diver Service, Repair 631-512-1217 PLOVER Weekly Maintenance $55.00 Open/ Close from $250.00 Repairs & Liner Changes Tuesday Service - get 10% off


Yvonne Kleine N.D. Ph.D., Maywood Holistic Healing in beautiful Bayport. Classically trained Naturopathic Doctor and Doctor of Holistic Nutrition, Master Reflexologist. 15 years in private, ETHICAL practice. Customized programs for IBS, GERD, all digestive disorders. Supervised fasting programs, calibrated supplements. In office visits or housecalls available. (631)472-8139.



Roofing Services

Airport Service & Beyond

Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skylights, gutters, chimneys, architectural, recarpentry, decks, residing, repainting. 631-324-2200, 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200, 631-288-1850

SUV Car Service to: Airports, Manhattan, Broadway Shows, Sporting Events. Licensed & Insured. Local & Reliable.

Trees/Shrubs WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year

Window Treatments Window Treatments- ReUpholstery, Large selection of fabrics for your custom treatments and upholstery with Shop at Home convenience, deal direct with the designer/ fabricators. CUSTOM ROMAN SHADE SALE Hampton's References available. Wondrous Window Designs (631)744-3533.

Andrew Stevens Sewing (631)235-3557 Carmenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Female Chauffeur Car Service Free pickup and delivery. to Airports, Manhattan, Sporting 631-726-0093 Events, Errands, "Night on Town". Reasonable Rates. Laura Sports 631-974-6884 LACROSSE LESSONS Private lacrosse lessons, at your home, taught by former Johns Sefco Export Management Co Hopkins Lacrosse captain, International Freight Forwarders NCAA leading goal scorer in Overseas Moving Specialists IN1998, 2 time All-American. All TERNATIONAL SHIPPING by ages and abilities welcome! Sea & Air- Ship cars, boats ocean containers, personal prop(212)472-1399. erty, heavy equipment From Anywhere in the USA, Worldwide Export & Import Swim Instruction Email: Tel: All Ages: Infants, Toddlers, 718-268-6233 Toll Free: Swim Team, Handicapped 888-268-0565 Fax: Energetic Instructors, 718-732-2863 FMC licensed, PADI Skin/Scuba Diving bonded, insured For Kids 34 Years Experience Results Guaranteed Vicki *82 631-839-7946 Kim *82 631-681-6402 Red Cross Certified: Water Safety Instructor, Lifeguard, CPR, AED. Mature adult female. Wine Cellar Experienced with references. Management Services - inventoMobile Southampton to Ama- ry, pack, delivery, pick up, East gansett 516-443-3435. End to New York City, New York City to East End. Temp Swim instructor/ lifeguard Red control van, door to door servicCross certified. Experienced. es. (516)805-8304. Call Christy (631)965-1292



Apartments WESTHAMPTON BEACH summer/ year round. 1 bedroom fully furnished. Walk all. Tennis/ pool/ AC. No stairs/ pets/ smoking. (917)208-4706

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

AMAGANSETT SOH 2 bedrooms, newly renovated kitchen and bath, new carpeting, freshly painted, new carpeting, washer/ dryer. large patio. Walk to ocean beach, village, Jitney. Use of 20x40 pool. Long season $20,000. Owner (631)495-5118

Bridgehampton Classic Beach House. July Rental. Heated Pool & very close to Ocean Beaches & Villages. Beautiful 4 BDRM, 3 bath with a large yard.


Amagansett walk to beach 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, CAC, gourmet kitchen, in-ground pool availiable monthly, $13,500. (631)926-1440

July $14,500 with 6 bonus daysâ&#x20AC; between June 26-31, or $20,000 winter.

Call John at 917-579-9194 Aquebogue- North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)722-4096 BEST DEAL IN SAGAPONACK! Chic home on 2.1 lushly landscaped private acres & lawn on quiet street. 3 BRs, 2BAs, study, childproof fence around heated pool, Jacuzzi, open living great room, CAC, close to beach. Monthly $20,000 July - LD $38,000 Will do 2 weeks Must see! (917)865-9917 Bridgehampton 3 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre. July-Aug $45K. or monthly 917-690-8346

Bridgehampton South Oak Street Hideout furnished Sunlit on bird sanctuary 3 BR 3 bath, cac, wood stove, greenhouses, skylights, large deck, walk to Jitney Summer Monthly $10,000 or Yr round $40,000. 631-506-0168 Bridgehampton South Of Highway MAGNIFICENT Pond front home 3 Bedrooms + Guest Suite 60 ft Pool, beautiful gardens Use of boat for rowing & fishing July $30,000 2 weeks in July $20,000 August 20- LD or longer ALSO a possibility! Call owner (212)595-3400

AMAGANSETT Walk to Ocean Privacy 5 bedrooms, 6 Baths Central Air Conditioning New, professional gourmet kitchen. Piano, Jacuzzi, heated Pool, lawn and gardens. Near tennis! August $40,000 June or Sept $7,500 weekly 631-267-2028 802-824-8439

AMAGANSETT Hidden Gem. 1 or 2 bedrooms on the Ocean, Pool. Walk to town. Short term rentals. (631)267-8121

BRIDGEHAMPTON: Designer Gem! 3 BR, 3 Bth, CAC, Jacuzzi, Pool, Tennis. No Pets Bike to ocean. Walk to Village Owner. July- LD $40K Weekdays (212)688-6023, Weekends (631)537-2191 BRIDGEHAMPTON 1 BR Cottage, French Doors, Beamed Ceilings, Close to Town/ Beach. July $6,000; August 22- LD $3000. 516-658-5728

Bridgehampton South of the Highway. Has it all! Beauty, Privacy, Accessibility. 3 BR's, 2 baths, Den, Heated Pool, Central Air. July 1- LD $27,000. August 1- LD $17,000. (631)537-1248 On the web: BRIDGEHAMPTON VILLAGE Historic Halsey House One acre private compound 7 BR, 3.5 BA'S, 2 Kits 2 spas, heated pool, walk to bus & train. $69K to LD $30K July $42K Aug-LD 201-213-0220

Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Location! East Hampton 4 HOUSES 212-794-1000 FROM PRIVATE BEACH! 4 bedrooms, 3 baths heated pool, EAST HAMPTON 7 BR/ 6.5 hot tub, outdoor shower, bbq BTH 6300 s.f. Features a double grill, large deck, beautiful sunheight living room, loft/ tv room, sets. Landscaped gardens large family room, and open Private and quiet, light and airy kitchen with granite counters and house, CAC, with gourmet kitchstainless steel appliances. Enjoy en, internet, cable, flat screen privacy and peace on a beautiful TVs, stereos, linens and every parcel with various outdoor enamenity. August $18,500 tertaining spaces, including large (516)487-2945 deck with hot tub and 45' heated pool. Available from one week Classified Department to one year. Serious Inquiries open Monday - Friday Only Call 914-536-9050 $35000.

Amagansett Lazy Point Quaint furnished 1 bedroom cottage. 5 Trees/Shrubs minute walk to Gardiner's Bay. Sarah Simms, Ph.D Individual, JuneSeptember Tree Sale! $49 & up Cypress. Available Couple and Family therapy. $8,000. Call Kate Privet $10 & up 631-830-1276 Short & Long Term Counseling. (631)267-6452 (631)324-6875 (212)249-8878 Tree Service. Deal directly with Amagansett: Sandy Beach3ELLINGA(OME4EAM UP WITH climber. Pruning, feeding, re- Front, Napeague Harbor, nature $ANS 0APERS TO GET YOUR HOME OFF moval, stump grinding, lot clear- preserve, boat mooring. For sale THE MARKET 9OUR AD WILL RUN IN PRINT ing. Planting, transplanting. 60â&#x20AC;? or rent by owner. Pics@ AND ONLINE #ALL TO PLACE YOUR and 90â&#x20AC;? Tree spade. Peter Greal- w w w . p a u l c a l a b r o . c o m AD TODAY AT    ish. 631-283-9326. 646-369-4106.


See pics at

8:30am - 6pm

GREAT RENTAL!! 3- 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths. Beautiful back yard with 40-foot custom heated Grecian pool with four-color night lighting and built-in spa. Screened gazebo, new kitchen and LR with cathedral ceilings and HUGE skylights, CAC, 50-inch flat screen TV. Pet possible. No smoking. July thru Labor Day $18,000 July 1 thru July 15 $5,000 August thru Labor Day $14,000 OWNER (631)219-5130 (631)368-7841 East Hampton Charming house on private road. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. Pool, large deck, outside shower. AC. Walk to town. Available weekly in June or monthly, $7,000 July; $7,500 August. No shares. Alicia 917-449-8212 email

EAST HAMPTON 1 Bedroom cottage, AC, steps to bay beach, outdoor shower. Newly renovated, affordable summer retreat. June- LD $9,800, June & July $5,000, August- LD $5,500 Weekly $1,500 (917)714-6432 (631)267-6413 EAST HAMPTON Barnes Landing, 21 West Way, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 18x36 heated pool, 2 living rooms, walk or bike to beautiful bay beach. freshly painted, new carpeting, newly renovated bathrooms, new refrigerator and stove, large deck, washer/ dryer. Long season $29,500. Owner (631)495-5118 East Hampton: LOCATION, LOCATION. Close to all. Architect designed home. Exquisite published gardens, Sophisticated Asian influenced. Light filled, Finely furnished. 3 BR, 3 Bth, 2 Masters. Steam room, skylit tub. Open design, Cathedral ceiling, 2 LR, HDTV, WiFi, Sound System, Cooks kitchen, Sub-Zero, CAC, Large Decks, 2 ponds, hammock, romantic vine enclosed outdoor shower. Very private. THIS HOME RENTS EVERY YEAR; MAKE IT YOURS! July $10,000 631-267-3156, 646-812-4021 East Hampton NW Woods 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, pool, CAC. Brand new kitchen August- Labor Day 631-324-2519 917-301-8387 East Hampton: Gorgeous 2 BR Waterfront house on Gardeners Bay. CAC. $40k MD- LD. Private beach. (631)987-7711

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 84

2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT Summer Rentals

East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access.

July $15,000 August- LD $19,000 Owner:

East Hampton: Deluxe house. 3 BR, 2 bath, heated pool w/ attached Jacuzzi, waterfall, electrical gates, CAC, deck, garage. Monthly/ seasonal. Shown by appt. 631-835-9593 631-329-5457

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

EAST HAMPTON/ NORTHWEST 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, heated pool, July $7,000. August- LD $8,000. (631)324-0446

East Hampton: Super house with all the toys, heated pool, spa, deco tennis court with ball machine, CAC, 4 BR's, exercise play room. Everything you could want for a great vacation and only 3 minutes from Village. Asking July $25,000. Aug.- LD $32,000. Weekly $8,000. 631-875-6941

Hampton Bays: 2 BR, family room, LR, near all. Reasonable rent. Monthly/ weekly or weekends. (347)728-0200

East Hampton Northwest Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Asking $12,000. Season or monthly. (631)324-4979 East Hampton Northwest parklike grounds 1.5 Acres 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, oversize pool, outdoor shower/ hottub, monthly, 2 weeks. Information, photos 631-563-9429. East Hampton: NW Woods. Wonderful summer home. Private wooded hilltop location, 3 BR's, 2 baths, mile to bay, minutes to gorgeous ocean beaches. Bright, light filled great room and sliders to wrap around deck. 631-848-3388. Available July & August. $1,800 weekly. EAST HAMPTON ON WATER. 250 foot beach, sunsets, 5 Br, 6 Bth Large heated pool, Sacrifice Aug. $29,000 631-324-0376

East Hampton: renovated, 5 East Hampton Dune Alpin BR, 3 Bath, Hands Creeks HarSunny 2 Bedrooms plus sleeping bor contemporary, cathedral ceilloft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 Baths, cen- ings, frplc, deck and pool. MD- LD tral air. pool and tennis. Bike to $35k. July $16k. Aug. $20k. July- LD ocean. Walk to Red Horse. $30k. 203-685-5759 June- LD $30,000 Owner 212-228-9678 631-537-7519 East Hampton, Springs: Perfect East Hampton/ Northwest Modern white contemporary Wooded acre. Heated pool, Central air, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Walk to water. Outdoor shower, Decks, Skylights, Free WIFI July 1 -Labor Day $25,000 July $12,000 August -Labor Day $15,000 Flexible. (703)994-1009

East Quogue End of Private Road 5 Bedroom, 3.5 bath, A/C, Heated 20x40 L Shape Pool, Hot Tub, Outside Shower, Basketball, Garage, 3 Fpls, Baby Grand Piano 6/27 - 9/7 $35,000 July or August May be Available 631-431-5143 EAST QUOGUE SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS! 3 BRs, 2.5 Baths, IGP, CAC, Antiques, Art, Rugs. Walk to Village, MUST SEE! Jul 1 - Sept 7 $17,500, plus electric OR August only. (631)804-6927 No Groups

summer retreat. Bright 3 bedroom, 2 bath with one Jacuzzi tub. 2 living rooms, skylights, fireplace, piano. New appliances Very private, fabulous landscaping,heated pool, outdoor hot tub and shower. Brick patio, weber gas grill, hammock. All amenities. See it you will rent! August 1- Labor Day $10,000 No smoking. 646-522-4992, East Quogue ranch in village. 3br, 2ba showplace. July - ld 917-837-8711 $13,000 East Quogue: Waterfront Inn Beach, Dock, Private Furnished Hampton Bays contempory. Rooms from $2,300 total. MD 3br, 2ba, mahogany decking, deSeptember 15th. 631-728-9835 signer decorated, heated pool, spectacular landscaping. Now - l d $25,000

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

HAMPTON BAYS WATER VIEW 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, REMSENBURG steps from beach, gourmet kitchNew Construction, high-end en, CAC, large entertaining deck. rental. 4 en-suite br's, 5 baths, $23k season. August with LD private, pristine and perfect for $13k. (718)551-6132 Hampton Baysâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Tiana Shores, entertaining. Heated pool. waterfront, Large One Bedroom, (718)875-3489 MD- LD $60k. or monthly. Sleeps 4 , Pool, Docks, Beach, Owner 516-524-7074 Tennis, Fitness Room, more, Hampton Bays large 2 BR, 2 Spectacular views. $1,500 week- Bath, Waterview condo, full/ ly. July $5,500. Aug. $6,500. partial, MD- LD. 201-602-0912 Noyac/ Sag Harbor. A must see! Owner 917-836-3685 Charming cottage. Walk to bay. Private entrance. 2 BR's, 1 bath, Hampton Bays: Affordable Cottages at Hampton Cove. 1 BR Hampton Bays: Waterfront living room, EIK, large deck. No cottage $6,000 (sleeps 2). Water- Very secluded 3 bedroom plus smoking. July 1- LD $6,500 or 1LD $3,500. front 3 BR cottage $13,500 loft house on Peconic Bay. Pri- Aug (sleeps 6). No Brokers fee- vate beach adjacent to nature 631-283-6218 Morley Agency Docking space available- 5 min- preserve.â&#x20AC;  Spectacular sunsets. 2 38 Hampton Road utes from beach. Contact: Ashley baths, central air, washer/ dryer, Southampton at 516-317-2826 Weekly/ month- kayaks. Available for all or part of summer (Sept also possible) 631/283-8100 ly rates available. Call (718)499-8079 for rates. Hampton Bays Rampasture Pictures available. Waterview Loft on Waterfront Southampton â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Walk to Acre overlooking open Bay. CaMONTAUK Ditch Plains vaca- Shinnecock Bay! Near Village thedral ceilings, woodburning tion rental by the sea. Week or convenience, fireplace, 3 bedstove, full kitchen, dining, living, monthly. Available May- Sep- rooms, 2 baths, a/c wall units, bedroom areas. Furnished for tember. 2 BR, W/ D, deck, cable, spacious deck, heated pool. comfort. Very private. Spectacupool. Montauk Shores Condo- JULY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; LD $17,000 lar sunsets. June $1,500, July minium. Owner 631-902-0399 $3,000, Aug., $4,000. Southampton Village â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Spark631-581-6541 631-252-2519 ling Fresh Enjoyment! Open and airy, convenient to all, 3 bedMontauk: Oceanfront co-op. 1 rooms, 3.5 baths, central air, HAMPTON BAYS bedroom, sofa bed, air condition- heated pool. JULY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; LD Great for Family Reunions! ing, full kitchen, dishwasher, mi- $35,000 crowave, deck, heated pool, 2 Over 7,000 sq. ft. televisions, DVD/ VCR, CD, Southampton Village - Walk to on over an acre! cable. Weekly $1,400. Heart of Town, Bike to Beach! Water view. Walk to ocean (631)766-7680 Immaculate traditional, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, heat13 Bedrooms, Quogue 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, in ed pool. JULY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; LD $50,000 Gourmet Kitchen, ground pool, cac private acre, 3 Full Baths, 5 half baths. bike to village, no pets, July - LD Water Mill - South of Highway Large Screened Porch. with Heated Pool and Tennis! rental $35,000 Call Mel 20x44 Salt Water Pool Light, bright contemporary, 5 917-288-9404 Broker 600 sq. ft. Dining Area with bedrooms, 4.5 baths, central air. wet bar and ice machine, JULY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; LD $80,000 large deck and firepit Remsenburg 4 bedrooms, 4 630 sq.ft. Living Rm baths, heated pool, Har-Tru ten700 sq. ft. TV Room nis. $50,000 season. Owner North Fork Charming 1 bedwith theater seating, pays fee. Guest cottage also room cottage on wooded .5 acre. WiFi and pool table. available $15,000 season. Other Walk to inlet, bus, train, Mattirentals available weekly, month- tuck town. Security, references. No shares. thru LD $2990. ly, season. Charles Rutenberg Season Wkly, Monthly, Seasonal (978)473-1587. Realty (631)276-9329 347-680-4392

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

Reverse Mortgages from Bank of America t&MJNJOBUF ZPVS FYJTUJOH NPSUHBHF QBZNFOUT t4VQQMFNFOU ZPVS DVSSFOU JODPNF t1BZ GPS IFBMUI DBSF NBLF IPNF SFQBJST PS DPWFS VOFYQFDUFE FYQFOTFT Joe Conboy 3FWFSTF .PSUHBHF -PBO 0GmDFS 888.775.2501 KPTFQIQDPOCPZ!CBOLPGBNFSJDBDPN Not available in all states. Property insurance is required, ďŹ&#x201A;ood insurance when necessary. Borrower is still responsible for paying ongoing property taxes. Credit is subject to age and property qualiďŹ cations. Program, rates, fees, terms and conditions are subject to change. Bank Equal Housing Lender Š 2009 Bank of America Corporation. 00-62-0255D 04-2009 AR73233 of America, N.A. Member FDIC 1197347

MAIN STREET REALTY 10 Mitchell Road Westhampton Beach, NY 631-288-4343

Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, south highway, bike to village, beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. $13,000. 631-653-8750

AFFORDABLE AND CONVENIENT 2 bedroom cottage, patio, rear yard. A well located Recession Buster July- LD $10,000

Remsenburg Beach house with east- west water views. Private dock with deep water access. Contemporary ranch with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Quiet secluded spot. June $5,000, July $8,000 CREAM PUFF TOWNHOUSE Spotless 2-bedroom duplex, pri- Aug $10,000. (571)274-8686 vate patio, pool, steps to Main Street. July or August Sag Harbor: Upstairs of charm$18,000 ing house on beautifully landYARDARM OCEANFRONT scaped property. Large master Deluxe 2-bedroom condo, im- BR, frplc, separate entrance via peccable inside. Outside, pvt 35-foot deck. $13K Jul & Aug. beach, pools, tennis. July or Studio bedroom & bathroom with private entrance on 1st Aug-LD $20,000 floor, $4500 Jul & Aug. WATERFRONT TROPHY HOME Truly Spectacular 5 bed- 203-685-5759. room Gem on 1.7 verdant ac off Service Directory Best Country Lane in Remsenburg. Deep- water dock, pool, Deadline tennis and seclusion. AugustLD $49,000 5pm Wednesday

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 85

2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT Summer Rentals Sag Harbor 3 bdrm 2.5 bath, heated swimming pool, hot tub, outdoor shower July 1st - Labor Day $25,000. (631)725-0960.

SAG HARBOR Cottages Daily/ Weekly/ Long Term Rates Available Starting @ $1500/ month Incl Cable, Internet 631-725-7200

Sag Harbor- Fantastic 6 bedroom/ 4 bath contemporary on 10 secluded acres. Heated inground 20x40 pool, all weather tennis, CAC, cathedral ceiling, TV room, full court basketball, hot tub, volleyball, giant chess set, all appliances/ utensils. Close to beaches, amazing restaurants. Flexible dates. August $35,000. (646)436-0433.

Sag Harbor: Monthly Rental. Immaculate, 5 yr old home, 4 BR, 3.5 bath, central air, inground heated pool, private bayfront community, mooring available, no pets, no smoking. Contact: Joann 516-659-8704. Sag Harbor in village newly completed 4,100 sq. ft. beautiful house with guest studio, finished basement, heated gunite pool, 5 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, unfurnished. July- LD $65,000 Owner (212)929-4442 SAG HARBOR Charming 2 bedroom house, front porch, near beach. June 15- September 15 $13,500. (631)725-6030 Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st floor newly renovated apt in heart of Historic district walk to all, no smoking/ pets. Long season $14,000. 631-725-1743. Sag Harbor near beach, near village. 1 bedroom loft: MDLD $9,000. 2 bedroom July & August $12,000. 2 bedroom share $2,000 monthly. Extended season available. (516)459-9598

Summer Rentals

SAG HARBOR WALK TO LONG BEACH Airy, comfortable, newlyrenovated home, 5 Bedrooms 2 baths, living room/ fp, oversized kitchen/ dining/ living area, CAC, internet, big deck, June $9,000, July 11,000, Aug 13,000, 917-363-1758 Sagaponack South Unique designer barn, 4 acres, heated gunite pool, cottage, monthly $35,000. July- August $65,000. Call for photos 631-834-4853 Shinnecock Hills, Peconic Bay, 100 feet of sandy beach, walk the shore to Meschuttâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Beach Hut for food, drinks and entertainment! Crystal clear water New 5000 sq ft Waterfront Pics at w w w. 1 8 c e d a r. s h u t t e r f ly. c o m July $50k June 15- 21 $9500 June 22- 28 $9500 $50000. (631)365-3828.

Southampton Village South Walk to OCEAN, Restaurants. Renovated 2BR cottage. June to Sept. $2,975/weekly (212)786-2562

Waterfront Pristine Peconic views. Gateway to the Hamptons, 5 BRâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s , 4 baths, den, exercise area, CAC/ heating, gunite heated pool, mahogany decks, pool house w/ bath, basketball court. Boat Mooring July-Aug $60K Monthly/ Weekly Available (631)204-0202 (516)857-1795

SOUTHAMPTON: Just outside village, 4 bed, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool on private, landscaped acre. Skylights, chef's kitchen, newly furnished. Extensive decking. Available AugustSag Harbor Waterfront Large LD (917)837-2909 1BR. Pool, hot tub, private deck/ BBQ area, dock. Walk to town/ tennis. MD- LD $10,900 inSOUTHAMPTON cludes utilities. 646-594-4244 New Townhouse Community READER QUESTION #3 Beautifully Furnished Near Beach & Village There is a Deck Company Master Suite on 1st floor 3 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, attached Garage, Private Patio Pool & Playground July & Aug., $25,000 Call Lisa, R.E. (no fee) 631-793-7329

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Southampton Village: Charming 3 BR's +, 1 bath cottage. $19,500 season. $1,650 monthly before/ after. (917)859-9989

Water Mill 4 bedroom, 3 bath, centrally located charming English country cottage on totally private quiet acre +. Tennis, heated pool, full amenities, SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Close To Beach. Aug. only Large 1 BR condo. Short walk to $29,800 Longer Season Negotrain & village. No pets. tiable 917-406-0660 Owner Available through LD, $12,000. 917-439-2128 Water Mill Cottage.

SOUTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool, jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. landscaped, immaculate!

Southampton- Walk to beach, IGP, 3 BRs, 2 Baths, Outdoor Shower, Fireplace, Cathedral Ceiling, W/D, A/C, July- Aug $12K or 1 mo $7K Owner: H 631-421-1851 C 917-445-7351 See Webcast Moore.DYNALIAS.Net

$3,000 weekly or $11,000 monthly. Call: (631)283-4583 or Cell: (631)807-7907

Split Southampton Summer Rental Separate Weekends $10,000 3 bedrm 2.5 bath Pool/ Tennis/ Gym (201)568-4440

Southampton IDEAL contemporary, deluxe pool, private acre. $2,650/ week, photos. (516)767-1279

Springs: Charming 3 BR 2 bath home, short ride to beach, fenced in back yard. MD- LD $15,000. MD- June 30th $5,000. July 1July 28th $6,000. July 29th- LD $8,000. 631-725-1433 516-680-4417

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Furnished 1 bedroom condo, laundry, storage, cable, internet. MDLD $11,000. Southampton Village - Classic (917)374-3682 and Charming. 4 BR, 2 BA. Heated Gunite Pool and Hot Tub. Off Elm St. Walk to Main SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE St. and Ocean. Reduced to Beautiful home in heart of vil$40,000 Memorial Day to Labor lage, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, CAC, Day. Owner (917) 287-5207. elegantly furnished, bright, comfortable, walk beach, fine garden, deck. $32,000 June- LD. (631)283-6809 Southampton

SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 2 BR House Last 3 Weeks in Aug. for Hamptons Classic $8000 212-213-4365

running their ad in 3 different Service Directory Headers: Decks, Construction and Powerwashing... What company is it? (go to to fill out contest form with the answer)

Summer Rentals

Stunning waterfront in Shinnecock Hills, 3 bedroom, 3 bath, fully equipped, deck and gardens. July 1st- Labor day. $19000. (917)287-5643.

WAINSCOTT SOH Walk to beach and Jitney. One level decorator furnished, 52 inch flat screen TV, gourmet kitchen, 4 BRs, 4 BAs, CAC, Jacuzzi, finished lower level w/ 80 inch TV, poolhouse with bedroom/ bathroom, heated pool, hot tub. Will SOUTHAMPTON- Brand New child proof pool. August Major's Path Townhouse- 3BR, $40,000. (917)929-8336 3 Full Bath, Garage, Basement, (212)628-5944 Prof. Decorated, Flat Screen HD Directv thru-out, wireless interWainscott East Hampton Near net, gas fireplace, private patio, Ocean, Pool, Maid, Chef. Top pool and 2 playgrounds on site, 6 Floor. $20K Summer or $24K minutes to SH Beaches, 12 minYear, or Another $10K Summer, utes to Sag Harbor. Available or $14,400 Year 631-537-3068 immediately for extended son. Contact owner 203-395-3968 WAINSCOTT HIDEAWAY Southampton: July/ August Close to beaches & shopping. 2009. Waterfront Studio $4,700. Pristine & private. Spectacular Shinnecock Bay Surrounded by miles of View from 3 Acre Co-op Swimhiking/ biking. 3 bedroom, ming pool & laundry on premis2 bath ranch, heated pool, es. Full Kitchen/ Bath/ Closet, CAC, pond with waterfall. Ceiling Fans, Twin bed & conJune- LD $25,000 vertible sofa. Theatre seats. Also Available Monthly BBQ in Backyard. Absolutely no (631)813-7998 pets! References required. 917 685 Wainscott July or Aug., 3 BR, 8203 heated pool, CAC, CVAC, pool table, great deck, cable, decoraSouthampton New 5 bedroom tor furnished. Call for appt., house, 3 bath, pool. August 917-817-4995, 631-329-1665 $25,000 516-356-7016 Water Mill 5 bedroom, 5 bath, farmhouse, pool house, pool, Southampton: Pretty room with good location July- LD $65,000 private bath, in peaceful, lovely Also available separate cottage home. 3 night weekends, $370. $10,000 631-726-5352 (631)283-8613. Westhampton Beach: 1 BR, 1 Southampton Townhouse 3 bath apt, season $8,000. 2 BR, 2 bedrm 2.5 Bth July $9,000 Call baths, $16,000. Beach, pool, tennis courts. Also monthly. (201)568-4440. (212)980-1212

2 bed, 2 bath, Recently renovated. Swimming pool, tennis, a.c. Available June 18 thru Sept. 27. $18,500 631-726-4477 Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. June- LD $200,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell WATER MILL Private 1 bedroom, pool, separate entrance, cable, AC. MD- LD $12,000 inclusive. (631)726-6615

Summer Rentals WESTHAMPTON BEACH BATH & TENNIS HOTEL & MARINA Oceanfront Resort & Spa The closest Hamptons' destination from Manhattan. Spend the summer with us! 2009 Room Booking Special: 3rd night FREE! * Rooms available, all with private bathroom & shower + TV, microwave, refrigerator. * Seasonal, Monthly, Weekly, Daily * Deck memberships available * Seasonal & transient boat slips available Resort amenities include: * 1,200 foot ocean beach * Outdoor Heated Pool * Spa & Beauty Salon * Indoor & Outdoor Dining * Fitness center * 5 Har-tru Tennis Courts * Marina Dockage * Free Parking For more information: 631.288.2500 231 Dune Road

Winter Rentals W E ST HA M PT O N

SCHOOL YEAR RENTAL 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch tree-lined street in lakeside community, Central Air, Central vac. Freshly painted. $1,500 per month (631)902-9980

Year Round Rentals

East Hampton Apartment. 1 Water Mill, Water Views Bedroom, Living Room with 6 bedrooms, 7 baths, pool small Kitchen/ washer/ dryer. tennis court, Extended Season. CAC. No smoking, no pets. $110,000 631-726-5352 $1,500/ month. July- August $5,000. (631)375-3856 Watermill. August rental. 4 bedroom 4 bath, newly renovated house on 1 acre bordering re- East Hampton mint clean conserve. 2 car garage, Heated pool dition. Beautiful block. 3- 4 bedwith patio, playset, outdoor rooms, 3 full baths, spectacular shower, central air, bbq. and pool landscaping, new cathedral more. $25000. (917)378-6011. kitchen, $2,700. No smoking, pet possible. Owner (631)219-5130 (631)368-7841 Westhampton Beach 2 bedroom furnished, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. East Hampton Springs $30,000 season. $849,000 sale. 3 bedroom, 2 baths, Sunny, deck, (631)462-1151 full basement, freshly painted. Available Now $2,400 917-3850054 WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront-Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terrace overlooking ocean; pool; gym; long season. (917)842-5658

East Quogue 2 bedroom apartment, like new, private entrance. No pets, no smoking. $1,400/ month. Available June 1. Call Tom (631)278-5872

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 86


Year Round Rentals

Sag Harbor: Light and bright. Wonderfully renovated, spacious 1 bedroom apartment. Washer/ dryer, dishwasher. Easy walk to town. $1,495. References. (631)725-7189

Wainscott, East Hampton: Bedroom Wing Bath, Separate Entrance, Near Ocean, Maid, Pool, etc. $1,200/ month or Another $2,000/ month. 631-537-3068.

Shelter Island Studio apartment available immediately. Single occupancy. Completely furnished, includes electric, cable, heat. No smoking, no pets. References required, First, last, security. $900 mo. 631-749-1687 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE 2 bedrooms, 1 bath. Clean, walking distance to Village. $1,700, pay oil. (516)658-2749 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE 3 bedrooms, 1 bath. Clean, walking distance to Village. $1,900 utilities included. (516)658-2749 Southampton: Wow! On Private entrance into 1 semi-furnished, spacious Walk to College. $1,500 all! 516-680-5902

Bay, BR, apt. pays

Weekly Rentals Bridgehampton Brand New Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house avail with all amenities. Wkly or wknds Owner 212-285-2440



Bridgehampton: Private room in lovely big house. Large yard, bike to town or beach. Share with 3 professional adults (designer/ art director/ photographer), dogs, cats. Seeking quiet, clean, No drugs, no smoking, no drama... no worries! $1500. monthly/ seasonal, includes everything. (917)593-1218.

Quogue 1,200 sq. ft. Warehouse Space, 30' x 40', 18 ft. high overhead door.

BRIDGEHAMPTON Dear Little House in the Dale Wooded 1 acre retreat in secluded hamlet, 3 BRs, 2 BA, pool w/1,200 sq. ft. deck, sun-splashed LR w/ vaulted ceiling, fireplace, CAC, outdoor shower. Bike to vineyards, horse farms, shopping. By appointment. $1.25M Owner (347)572-5207

ROCKY POINT waterview. Private entrance, bathroom, parking. No smoking/ pets. Must see! Credit check/ references. Part utilities. $750/ month (631)721-3095 HA M PT O N BAY S WATERFRONT

Rooms EAST HAMPTON near village, private bath, separate entrance, AC, cable, no smoking, no pets, summer season. (631)324-7322; (212)372-1841

Visit Us On The Web @ Open Houses


Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $875/ Month Unfurnished $1,050/ Month Furnished $275 Weekly Furnished $100 Daily Furnished For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

Open Houses

BRIDGEHAMPTON Spectacular award-winning condo available for sale at the Newman Village Condominiums. Totally renovated with high end appliances,CAC, energy saving electric heat pump, private patio and fireplace and pool, this 2 bedrom, 2.5 bath is centrally located yet enjoys complete privacy. Easy access to the Jitney, restaurants such as Bobby Vans, local shops, beach and R.R. yet hidden behind a privacy wall of trees and facing peaceful farmlands makes this a perfect Hamptons location. Offered for sale by owner $795,000. Open House Sat. 6/6 *12- 4 p.m. and Sun. 6/7* 12- 4p.m. Phone (631)374-1197. Directions: 2290 Main St. (Montauk Highway) east of Butter Lane before Bridgehampton Post Office.

Sag Harbor Village Room in home short season 3- 4 mos. $1,450 month, year $950 mo. 212-213-4365

SAG HARBOR OFFICE 2nd Floor Main Street Office. 900 sq. ft. + deck. Excellent condition. Call 631-678-2460 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 500- 1250 sq ft rent/ sale Village Business Zoned @ Main St./ Onsite Pkg $3,250/ Monthly or For Sale @ $875K 516-729-7000 Southampton store 1,700 square feet. Attention decorators, interior designers, antique dealers, architects office etc. Inquire (516)319-6363 Southampton Village Garage space. 1 wood working shop. 1 auto repair shop. $2,500 per month. (631)287-1463 leave message.

Open Houses

Northville: Route 105/ Sound Ave, secluded, Sound view, private beach, bucolic 2 BR 1 bath cottage, large porch, on the cliffs, furnished, weekly housekeeper. MD- June $4,000. July SHELTER ISLAND $4,500. Aug $5,000. MD- LD $12,000. Weekly Rate Available Open House Sunday June 7th from 12Pm to 3pm. 6J HAGAR Reply ROAD (off Menantic). Undoubtedly one of the most spectacular waterfront parcels available NYC on 1.4 acres with 560' of waterFurnished designer decorated, front. Wine & cheese will be penthouse feeling, 1,100 sq. ft., 4 served at this charming home. rooms, high floors, city and river Contact Ally McNally Lynda Realty. $2,300,000. views, terrace. 1 Year rental. Baker Needs board approval. $5,000 (516)428-2459. monthly. (646)242-5352


Kissimmee Florida, for sale or rent, new townhome. Central Florida, premier active adult community. To view: Featured Listing 2423 Palm Tree Drive. Contact 914-772-0620 Brokers protected.

EAST QUOGUE 14 Foxboro Road. 4 BR, 4 bath, hardwood floors, 1/2 acre, room for pool, fireplace, high ceilings, many extras. Amorelli Realty $849K. For Private Appointment Call (917)374-3203


Amagansett Retreat One of a Kind Treasure

Bridgehampton, Main Street. Second floor retail/ office/ gallery/ studio. 600 SF $2,000/ month. Utilities included. Available immediately. (631)537-7069.

Easthampton: GARAGE. (2) spaces available, 5 minute walk from train, 10 from Jitney. 24/7 access. $250 monthly. (631)604-1115

Walk to Beach, 2 Master Suites, Secluded Pool Area, Multiple Decks , Lily Pond, Lots of Parking, Stainless/ Granite Kitchen, CAC, Move in Condition, Many Extras! $3.4 Million or (973)723-4907

Eastport. Quaint cottage on Seatuck Creek. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, Livingroom with wood burning stove, EIK, deck, dock, 1/2 acre. Principals only. By owner $500,000. (631)325-3938

EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE 5 bedroom historic farmhouse situated on .6 acre, recent upscale renovation, wide- plank flooring. Great price: $900,000. Owner (516)635-8437 East Hampton village fringe. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, private yard. Half acre. $565,000. Appointment 631-897-2151. East Moriches Tranquility on the Water Sit on your deck and watch the boats by. This mint condition 2 BR, 2 bath condo is made for year round fun. Swim in the pool and play tennis all summer or relax by the fireplace all winter. Very easy living. $475,000. Brown Harris Stevens Gayle Lapata (516)443-7055

North Fork

Out of Town


Call 631-653-4036 Or 631-553-9920


Hampton Bays Bay Front-2 Homes Main House - 3 bedrooms, eat in kitchen, stone fireplace, living room, screened porch, includes furnishings. Cottage - 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, fireplace Secluded on 4 acres with 400 feet of bulkhead. Brokers protected. (718) 987-2396 (917) 757- 4863 (516) 810-3856

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 Southampton Village - Near Ocean Offering has it all! Impressive 5,460 square feet, 3 fireplaces, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, mini-theatre, central air, 2-car garage, pool, tennis. Co-Exclusive $5,950,000

Southampton - Turn-of-Century â&#x20AC;&#x153;Summer Cottageâ&#x20AC;? in renown â&#x20AC;&#x153;Art Villageâ&#x20AC;?! Shingled two-story, gracious front porch, formal East Quogue. Beautiful post living and dining, 2 fireplaces, 4 modern with pool. 3 br, 2.5 ba, bedrooms, 4 baths, private yard. fireplace, office, open layout, Exclusive $1,650,000 finished basement, garage. $769,000 Bridgehampton â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Price Reduction Opportunity! Private 2.3 East Quogue Waterfront. 3 br, acre setting near â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bridgeâ&#x20AC;? and 2ba, fireplace, garage, dock. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Atlanticâ&#x20AC;? golf courses. Com$629,000 fortable 3 bedroom, 2 bath Main House, pool, oversized garage EAST QUOGUE Waterfront with huge artist studio. Excluwith 75' bulkhead. Sun-filled sive $1,099,000 Ranch, w/ 3 Bdrms, 2 baths, CAC, Greatroom, Full Basement Noyac - Water View Price reduced. $767,700. $395,000 (owner) 631-728-1174 A little house with a whole lot of potential! Call Owner Manorville (631)725-1433 (516)680-4417 5,000 sq. ft. Priced To Sell. Built On A Private Road In 2003 On 1.36 Acres. Noyac: Possible Mother/ Daugh5 BR's, 4.5 baths, 3 Car ter, 2 BR's 1 bath up, 1 BR 1 Garage, Full Basement. bath down. Close to the Beach. $599,000. 631-725-1433 or Prudential R.E. 516-680-4417 Mike Schumm Remsenburg, South of Main 631-875-7842 Street, 3 br 2 ba Ranch on 1.1 acres. Close to Bay, Price Reduced by $200,000 to $799,000 Elliot Gallen Broker 631-288-7236

Visit Us On The Web @

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 87



REMSENBURG 2 + Acres. Ideal investment! One of A Kind. Price reduced. Now asking $850,000.

SAG HARBOR : Fully renovated, sun-filled traditional, historic district, walk to village. 4 bdrms, 3 baths, huge attic office/den/playroom, finished basement, large eat-in kitchen, laundry, living-room w dining area, wood stove, wood floors, deck, lovely garden, street parking, room for pool, oil heat, A/C, new insulation, °Šsiding, roof. A/C. $1,595,000. 646 479-5884. SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT 5 BR w/ Incredible Master Heated Pool, CAC, Dock, Professional Kit, 4.5 Bth Home Automation System from Lights to Blinds See Sunrise and Sunset from Multi-Level Decks For Sale @ $3.5 Million 516-729-7000 Southampton Township Vintage Cottage waterviews, mooring rights $299,000 Call Barbara 631.377.1369 Simon Harrison Real Estate WATER MILL Pristine 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, near all, variance pool, built 1999, .58 acre, facing horse farm. Owner, $995K 917-359-0293 Westhampton Beach Waterview Co-op Private dock, 2 porches $395,000 Call Barbara 631.377.1369 Simon Harrison Real Estate


Out of Town


Rent - Sell - Live Well

Oriental North Carolina Wooded .8 acre lot. Deep water boat slip, access to I.C.W., clubhouse with pool. $154,999.


Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Staging Planner

Call broker for details 917-270-0216 REMSENBURG Cape style, 1/3 acre, 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, open LR/ DR, skylights, heated pool, surrounded by private deck with mature plantings. $775,000. Taxes $5,000. (646)242-5352 (Owner).

Staging Services

(631)878-9026 SOUTHOLD Brand new, beautifullyappointed home on shy 1-acre lot, just steps from Long Island Sound and serene beach. Priced below cost for quick sale. 4 BRâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 3BA, LR, family room w/fireplace, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen w/ granite tops and stainless steel appliances, 2-car garage, CAC, CVAC, 10-year extended warranty. $729,000 Judan Homes: (631)287-7800

Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters.

Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303

Condos/Co-Ops AMAGANSETT OCEAN VISTA Remodeled studio co-op, sleeps 4, on ocean beach, heated pool, tennis. $150,000 Owner (631)267-3280

Prince Edward Island Canada, featured in New York Times, AOL & Money Magazine. What Long Island used to be. Huge gains to be made on Waterfront property. 30% discount with strength of US dollar. Summer homes, investment, development and rental income properties. Michael Poczynek, Century 21 Northumberland,, or 1-888-295-6863

Land AQUEBOGUE Silver Village 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, LR/ DR, full basement, garage. Lots of upgrades! $359,900. (631)722-2533

EAST HAMPTON-- Schools, .41 acre surveyed. Level, wooded, public water, gas. $375,000. (631)567-1644 (631)495-5546

1.4 Acres Overlooking Three Mile Harbor Set High on Bluff. 154 Ft. Private Beach Permits Approved But Not Limited To 8 Bedroom Home, Swimming Pool, Three Car Garage & Attached Breezeway. Boat Mooring Possible $2.200,000.00 631-267-3337 or 516-351-5277

Mortgages/Loans HARD MONEY (917)681-3204


Miller Place "RARE FIND!" East Hampton Condo For Sale. Treed .50 acre, all approvals, Residential and Commercial $375,000. Very Low Rates * Conforming Year round condo. 3 bedrooms, 2 close to beach. baths, great room, dining room, (631)744-0601/ (631)473-0085 Govt. Insured Loans *Bridge frplce, wood flrs, gourmet kitchLoans Free Consultation and READER QUESTION #2 en- granite, subway tiles, stainRate Quote Royal Consultants Which Concierge Service less appliances, tennis, pool, ceil-50 Jackson Avenue, Syosset Advertiser specializes in ing fans throughout, front and N.Y. 11791-Registered MortFrench Cuisine? (go to rear decks, full basement, new gage Broker, Loans arranged heat pump system, cac, new win- to fill out w/3rd party providers. dows & sliders. furnished -low contest form with the answer) 800-227-4327 maint. Reduced to $685,000. By Owner. 718-614-1805 718-352-2502

Realtor Listings CORCORAN Amagansett Office 140 Main Street 631.267.3900 Amagansett. Architecturally Modern Lanes home on rare .74 acres. Expansive glass windows, heated pool. Exclusive $3.5M WEB# 55728 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 East Hampton. Turn-key condition well maintained 2 bedroom home on a quiet country lane. Room for pool. Exclusive $525K WEB# 47675 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402 Amagansett. Best Land value in Lanes, .85 acre lot with home off Bluff Road. Room to expand to 6,000 SF +/- and add a pool. Exclusive $2.795M WEB# 14203 Deirdre Jowers 631.267.7412 East Hampton. Buildable Half acre Lot 200 ft. deep x 100 ft. wide. Room for house and pool. Stroll to Gardiners Bay. Exclusive $375K WEB# 5961 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 East Hampton. Post Modern Traditional, 3,784 SF +/- 4 bedrooms, 2 car garage, deck, room for pool, beach and marina rights. Exclusive $1.325M WEB# 39133 Fred Nagel 631.267.7403 East Hampton. Contemporary Saltbox, 1,800 SF +/- of open space on half acre. Central air, heated pool, deck, sprinklers. Exclusive $660K WEB# 20139 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 East Hampton. Mint 1 Story Cottage, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, heated pool, hot tub, new kitchen and more-perfect. Exclusive $699K WEB# 27107 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 Amagansett. Ocean Beach House with pool, 2,800 SF +/- white modern in private gated community with beach access. Exclusive $3M WEB# 43319 Ar-

SOUTHAMPTON Beautiful, brand new 2 bdrm, 2 bath condo. 1 level, fully furnished, every amenity, large patio. Close to Village, Beaches. Reduced $595,000. Wont Last! Owner 917-843-4788

June- LD $200,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell


Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo. Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 BRs, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided frplc, dining/ sitting sun room, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. Owner

$675,000 Negotiable (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423 (646)729-4751 (Cell)

Want to Sell Your House in 30 Days? For information Call: (516)632-5065

SOUTHAMPTON RANCH 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, immaculate vacation retreat! Community pool & tennis. $595,000. Agent (631)889-2882

The Private Lives of Private Houses in the Hamptonsâ&#x20AC;Ś 2009 Edition! Everything you wanted to know! What really happens behind closed doors. What secret rooms reveal about themselves! Is the staff in on it? Astonishing! And true! Also, in case we forgot to mention, free! Here is the most complete listing of private residences LQWKH+DPSWRQVIRUUHQWWKLVVXPPHU<RX¡OOSRXURYHUHYHU\SDJH%HPHVPHUL]HGE\WUDQVĂ&#x20AC;[LQJ images. Shudder with delight as you make your selection. Warning: You will not be able to put this book down.


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm


DAN'S PAPERS, June 5, 2009 Page 88

2EAL%STATEFOR3ALE Realtor Listings lene Reckson 917.331.3919

Realtor Listings

+/- full-service oceanfront stand-alone Co-Op, build it the way you want. ExEast Hampton. Gardiner's Bay Bay- clusive $9.95M WEB# 28744 Krae front, Barnes Landing. Water views Van Sickle 631.267.7400 from 7 bedroom, 4 bath Contemporary on 1 acre. Exclusive $2.3M WEB# Bridgehampton Offices 12436 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420 1936 Montauk Highway/ 2405 Main Street Amagansett. Oceanfront complex, 631.537.3900 631.537.7773 community pool and tennis. 1 bedroom, 1 bath oceanview condo. Walkway to Sag Harbor. Great buy, 4 bedrooms, ocean. Exclusive $255K WEB# 50226 pool, open, light, garage, modern, priJohn Taylor 631.267.7453 vate, convenient. Exclusive $875K WEB# 10150 Laura Hildreth Amagansett. Modern Beach House at 631.899.0350 beach. Fabulously renovated, open and light. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air Sag Harbor. Contemporary Barn, priand pool. Exclusive $3.7M WEB# vate bright 3 bedroom, 2 bath with 12467 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 heated pool near village and beaches. Exclusive $949K WEB# 30060 Jane Montauk. Suit your lifestyle, 6,500 SF Peterson 631.899.0346

Realtor Listings

Realtor Listings

Realtor Listings

Montauk. Unmatched views 6,400 SF 20920 Judi Kraus s 631.204.2615 Montauk Office +/- Post Modern on 1.8 acres. 5 bed729D Monatuak Highway rooms, central air, heated gunite pool. Westhampton Beach Office 631.668.3500 Exclusive $5M WEB# 29046 Chris 92 Main Street Coleman 631.899.0403 631.288.6900 Montauk. Country Club Estates charmer. 1,800 SF +/-, 3 bedroom, 3 bath Southampton Office Westhampton. New full-service condo, pristine 2-story post-modern on .37 88 Main St/ 30 Nugent Street Baypointe Yacht Club. 10 units, gated, acre. Exclusive $869K WEB# 48256 631.702.9265 631.283.9600 26-slip marina, path to ocean. Co-ExHelen Stubbmann 631.899.0412 clusive $1.995M WEB# 27218 Martha Montauk. Land in Culloden Shores, .34 Southampton. Excellent value home, B. Lewis 631.723.4431 acre a stone's throw to bay beach. De- newly renovated on shy acre. Five bededed bay beach rights, room for pool. rooms, home office, room for pool. ExPrudential Douglas Elliman Exclusive $435K WEB# 638 Lois clusive $1.145M WEB# 12576 Lylla Carter 631.702.5262 Moore 631.899.0406 Quogue 631.653.6700 Montauk. Glorious Oceanviews, priva- Southampton. Village opportunity nice cy on 1.14 acre. Deck, garage, central 2 bedroom, living room with fireplace, Remsenburg $959,000 Priced To Sell. air, room for expansion and pool. Ex- .5 acre, 50 ft. heated gunite pool, plans 5 BR, 3.5 B post modern on 1.60 clusive $1.395M WEB# 44348 Con- included. Exclusive $1.5M WEB# acres. Features Jacuzzi, pool/ guest house, tennis court and a newly finstance Tighe 631.899.0411 ished legal 1 BR apt. F#66219 | Web#H45265



M E E T T H E TOW N & C O U N T RY B OA R D O F D I R E C TO R S Judi Desiderio, Chief Executive Officer (27 years) Janet Hummel, Managing Partner Bridgehampton (12 yrs) Nancy McGann, Managing Partner Southampton (27 yrs) Pat MacArthur, Managing Director East Hampton (27 yrs) Patrick Galway, Managing Director Westhampton (18 yrs) Joan Bischoff, Managing Director North Fork (5 yrs) Kimberley Terry, Director of Office Operations (10 yrs) Laura Mott, Director of Marketing & Advertising (12 years) In accordance with our unique business plan, we have carefully selected these top-tiered directors for their market knowledge and industry experience, knowing that such depth in leadership is the cornerstone to the powerful foundation Town & Country is built on. Such scope is unparalleled by any other company and has raised the bar for all others. Coupling this depth of knowledge and experience with Town & Country’s expansive reach throughout the Hamptons, North Fork, Manhattan and worldwide, yields a most successful real estate experience for our customers, clients, and agents. Independence from any franchise or hyper-structured corporate culture enables us to think outside the box and affords us the flexibility it takes to achieve results. Call upon the Town & Country Director in your area and experience



Realtor Listings CAC, guest house .45-acres, IGP, W/D. F#68344 Hampton Bays $379,000 Ranch 2 br/ 1 ba ranch. Att 1 car garage, SOH, EIK, LR, HWDFL, full basement, convenient to all. F#67601 Hampton Bays $469,000 New Construction, 1 story traditional sited on .75-acre. 3/4 bedrooms, 2/3 baths, fpl, full basement, 1,800 sq. ft., garage. Close to town, park and all beaches. F#67782 Hampton Bays $499,000 Moments from Tiana Shores Beach Club and bay, 3 br/ 2 ba, 1/2 acre, fin. Bsmnt, room for pool, sun porch, SOH, room for pool. F#66900

Massapequa 2 parcels of cleared land directly on Carmen's River. Deep water area. Dock is permitted for your Quogue $2,200,000 Great investment home site. Complete water view. property ready for summer of 2009 w/ F#2158877 4 BR, 2.5 B on 1.2 acres w/ approval for pool. Pond, 2 car garage and Hampton Bays $749,000 Mediterraplenty of space. F#59195 nean. 2 stories, Stucco, 2,100 sq.ft., Web#H0159195 5 Br/ 3 Ba, Lr, EIK, CAC, fpl, heated igp,. Must See! F#68738 Southampton $1,375,000 Sebonac area, close to golf clubs. Elegant Hampton Bays $429,000 Cottage Just home features FLR, FDR, gourmet over canal, convenient to beaches. 1 kit. w/ island, marble counters; 4 BR, Br/ 1.5 Ba, .52 acre, detached shed. 3.5B, decks, manicured garden set- F#58948 ting, heated gunite pool. Finished basement. F#61300 | Web#H23660 Hampton Bays $539,000 Post Modern w/ apt., 4 br/ 3 ba, CAC, full Hampton Bays 631.723.2721 bsmt, 1 acre, room for a pool, perfect for M/D situation. F#66836 East Quogue Commercial $1,750,000 Convenient location, main building Hampton Bays $519,000 Rejuvenated offers 1 BR apt.& 4 BR house. Ware- Ranch. 3 br/ 2 ba, full bsmt, .47 acre, house is approx. 5000 sq. ft. with 25 pvt. rd., new burner, new water heatparking spaces. Exc. F# 349666 er. SOH. LR with vaulted ceiling, frpl, 2 skylights, 1 car garage. Hampton Bays $875,000 Canal front F#67189 Ranch, 1,600 sq.ft., 2 BR/ 1 BA, fpl,

If You’re Looking to Throw a Party there is only one place to find the largest selection of party vendors to fulfill your festive needs Dan’s Service one of our many party services today... and tell them you saw their ad in Dan’s


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm

Some renovate pools.

we elevate lifestyles. Renovations by J. Tortorella Why just rebuild your pool when you can redefine luxurious living? At J. Tortorella, we specialize in transforming the pool youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve loved for years into a breathtaking outdoor retreat thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s exquisitely elegant . . . and ecologically sound. Featuring beautiful new finishes, exciting water features, architectural structures and high-tech systems that consume less energy â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and less of your time â&#x20AC;&#x201C; your J. Tortorella renovation is more than a pool, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a new way of life. Make the good life yours. Visit us today.

Energy Efficient Pools Exquisite Pool Environments Luxurious Cabanas Superb Masonry Breathtaking Pergolas, Trellises & Arbors Magnificent Fountains Gourmet Gas Barbeques Elegant Gates, Wrought Iron & Wood Fencing Soothing Waterfalls & Serene Pondscapes


TOR099_NewGreenAd_10.625x13.5_4C.indd 1

5/29/09 11:51:35 AM

Live the HAMPTONS Life All Year for as little as $549,000!

Westhampton Pines, the hidden gem of the Hamptons, is located just minutes from the pristine ocean beaches, fine dining, shopping and entertainment of the vibrant village of Westhampton Beach. This gated community provides a fully-amenitized lifestyle, including a state-of-the art clubhouse, fitness center, indoor and outdoor pools, tennis and bocce. Now offering three luxurious home designs, virtually mantenance free living, low HOA fees and low taxes, making Westhampton Pines ideal for those 55+!

Single-Level Villa Condominium Residences with Resort-at-Home Recreation, Priced from $549,000. Phone: 631.653.7400


102 Old Country Road Westhampton, NY 11977

Directions: Take the L.I.E. to Exit 70 and turn right onto CR-111. Turn right onto CR-51 and head south. Turn left at first traffic light onto Eastport Manor Road. At third traffic light turn left onto Old Country Road and proceed approx. 3 1/4 miles to Westhampton Pines entrance on your left. Sales Center Open daily from 10am to 6pm. Complete offering terms are in offering plans available from the sponsors. Offering plan #CD04-0269/CD06-0250

NEW YORK New York ENERGY STAR® Labeled Homes – built for superior performance, comfort, health and safety At Select Communities.

Fg\e?flj\jK_`jN\\b\e[ JXkli[Xp#Ale\-k_Xe[Jle[Xp#Ale\.k_

DFEK8LB%J8K%-&-#($*GD% *(=I8EBC@E;I@M<% ?`k_\i?`ccj9\XZ_:fkkX^\%Fe\YcfZb ]ifdfZ\Xe%Gc\ekpf]iffd#X[[fefi Yl`c[e\n]fifZ\Xem`\n% <oZclj`m\(%'0,DN<9((/+G\k\iDffi\-*(%)-.%.+)(

DFEK8LB%J8K%-&-#+$-GD% (';LM8CGC8:<% ;`kZ_GcX`ejDfekXlb%JliĂ&#x201D;e^]fik_\Y\jk mXcl\`e;`kZ_6+Y\[iffdj#)YXk_j%Fg\e Ă&#x2022;ffigcXe%).<i`^_k:Xjn\cci`^_kfe;lMXc% <oZclj`m\.+0BN<9)00,/ G\k\iDffi\-*(%)-.%.+)(

8D8>8EJ<KK%J8K%-&-#()$)GD% ->@C9<IKJG8K?% >\d@e8dX^Xej\kk;le\j%Fg\egcXe# *Y\[iffdj#)YXk_j#(#)'']k%kfFZ\Xe# cXi^\[\Zb#%,XZi\% <oZclj`m\(%0DN<9(/-,0 Kfd>i`]Ă&#x201D;k_-*(%0'.%(+0.

<8JK?8DGKFE%J8K%-&-#($*GD% ('AFE<J:FM<IF8;% J`oY\[iffd#,YXk_#k\ee`j#gffc#Jflk_ f]?`^_nXp#Xe[dlZ_dfi\% <oZclj`m\+%,DN<9+-0,) AXZb`\;leg_p-*(%0'.%(+/+

<8JK?8DGKFE%J8K%-&-#($*GD% (0-:FM<?FCCFNIF8;% Jkpc`j_Df[\ie@e>\fi^`ZX%Jflk_f] k_\?`^_nXpjk\Xc%Gi`mXk\#Z_Xid`e^# i\efmXk\[#^le`k\gffc% <oZclj`m\)%'0,DN<9)+.(' ;feXc[>c\Xje\i-*(%/00%')*(

<8JK?8DGKFE%J8K%-&-#((8D$(GD% ((-DFEK8LB9CM;% MXcl\`e<Xjk?Xdgkfe%*Y\[iffd#)%, YXk__fd\feXefg\e%+(XZi\% <oZclj`m\-,'BN<9*,(+- ;\YY`\9i\ee\dXe-*(%,*.%+(*, :_Xic`\<jgfj`kf-*(%,*.%+(+/

J8>?8I9FI%J8K%-&-#($*GD% ,(JPCM8EC8E<% J\Zcl[\[fe*8Zi\j%Fg\eĂ&#x2022;ffigcXe# jZi\\e\[`egfiZ_#gffc#*ZXi^XiX^\% <oZclj`m\(%-0,DN<9)0)// DXli\\e>\Xip-*(%.),%*/-.

J8>?8I9FI%J8K%-&-#)1*'$+GD% ))JPCM8EC8E<% =fliY\[iffd#gffc#gi`mXk\#fg\e# c`^_k#df[\ie#m`\nj#Zfem\e`\ek#^i\Xk `em\jkd\ek% <oZclj`m\/.,BN<9('(,' CXliX?`c[i\k_-*(%/00%'*,'

J8>?8I9FI%J8K%-&-JLE%-&.# ((8D$(GD%)):FIE<CCIF8;% M`ccX^\?fd\=fiJXc\%*Y\[iffd#)YXk_# fg\eĂ&#x2022;ffigcXe#iffd]figffc%Dljkj\\% <oZclj`m\..,BN<9+,),+ IfY\ikJ`dfejfe0(.%-'(%,,0+ I`Z_;\Z0(.%0(*%(''+

JFLK?8DGKFE%J8K%-&-JLE%-&.# ()$)GD%+=8IGFE;IF8;% 9\jkF]9fk_Nfic[j%KiX[`k`feXc*Y\[iffd _fd\fe%.,$XZi\#[\\[\[XZZ\jjkf=XiGfe[% <oZclj`m\(%*.,DN<9*')0) D`Z_X\c=fi\jkXef-*(%.')%0)*- If^\i9cXl^_-*(%.')%0),/

JFLK?8DGKFE%J8K%-&-#((8D$)GD% (')'D8AFIJG8K?$)/8E;I<N:K% JgXZ`fljKfne_flj\j]fiI\ekfiJXc\% )#)''J="&$#*Y\[iffdj#*YXk_j#gffc# gi`mXk\gXk`fn`k_jgX%I\ek#-&($('&*(*0%,B% <oZclj`m\00,BN<9+//)* 8c`jfe9Xin`Zb,(-%)+(%+.0-

JFLK?8DGKFE%J8K%-&-#*$,GD% )GFE;:IFJJ@E>f]];\ccXi`XC`kkc\E\Zb )9iXe[E\nI\ekXcj%Jflk_f]k_\?`^_nXp% *#'''J="&$%+Y\[iffdj#+YXk_j%GXk`f# flk[ffijgX#j\gXiXk\gffc#^pd% I\ekXc%-&($('&*(+0%,BN<9/,)., 8c`jfe9Xin`Zb,(-%)+(%+.0-

?8DGKFE98PJ%J8K%-&-#((1*'8D$ )1*'GD%)(J<E<:8;I@M<% :Xc`]fie`X$Jkpc\*9\[iffdIXeZ_?fd\% =cffikfZ\`c`e^n`e[fnj#dlck`gc\[\Zbj fm\icffbg`Zkli\jhl\(XZi\nff[\[j\kk`e^% <oZclj`m\,0,BN<9(*--/ GXki`Z`X;\ClZX-*(%.)*%++*0

HLF>L<%JLE%-&.#(1*'$*1*'GD% *+HLF>FE<:BC8E<% Cfm\E\jk@eHlf^l\%=fliY\[iffd :fek\dgfiXipn`k_^le`k\gffcfeHlf^l\ :XeXcn`k_(,']k%f]Ylcb_\X[Xe[YfXkjc`g% <oZclj`m\*%)DN<9)0.0* Al[`k_B`e^-*(%.)*%++)(

HLF>L<%JLE%-&.#((8D$(GD% ).;<<I=@<C;N8P% M`ccX^\:fek\dgfiXip%=fliY\[iffd _fd\fe(XZi\n`k__\Xk\[gffcXe[ k\ee`j#jXleXXe[Ă&#x201D;e`j_\[YXj\d\ek% <oZclj`m\0,'BN<9+('.Al[`k_B`e^-*(%.)*%++)(

N<JK?8DGKFE9<8:?%JLE%-&.# (1*'$*1*'GD%*+HLF>FE<:BC8E<% M`ccX^\Ă&#x2039;j9\jkF]]\i%*Y\[iffd#(%,YXk_# \Xk$`eb`kZ_\e#c`m`e^iffdXe[gfiZ_%Fe %-'XZi\n`k_cfm\cp^ifle[j#_\Xk\[gffc# (%,ZXi^XiX^\% <oZclj`m\.00BN<9+*'// D\ic\>%Bi`jj\c-*(%.)*%++*'

N<JK?8DGKFE;LE<J%JLE%-&.# ($+GD%-//;LE<IF8;% Aljkc`jk\[%Fg\eYXpn`k_IFNkf fZ\Xe%Jklee`e^*Y\[iffd#*YXk_%KXb\ k_\fec`e\m`iklXckfli% <oZclj`m\)%*0,DN<9*(,-/ Cfi`CXDliX-*(%.)*%++(,

I<DJ<E9LI>%J8K%-&-#($+GD% )*I@E>E<:BIF8;% <ohl`j`k\8e[<c\^XekFe\8Zi\<jkXk\% ,#+''J="&$#^iXe`k\b`kZ_\e#+Y\[iffd#+" YXk_j#gffc#nXk\im`\nj#YfXkcXleZ_&Y\XZ_% <oZclj`m\)%0,DN<9++')* Cfi`CXDliX-*(%.)*%++(,

=`e[dfi\fg\e_flj\jXk1ZfiZfiXe%Zfd&fg\e_flj\ <hlXc?flj`e^Fggfikle`kp%K_\:fiZfiXe>iflg`jXc`Z\ej\[i\Xc\jkXk\Yifb\i%Fne\[Xe[fg\iXk\[YpEIKCC:%








33 0











America’s Best Sunrooms with ConservaGlassPlus are customized to your climate









Bay Window

Double Hung Window


Casement Window

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES 350 locations nationw

ide and gr owing… call now about a DESIGN CENTER LOCATIONS & HOURS great car 5005 VETERANS MEMORIAL HIGHWAY, HOLBROOK, NY 11741 eer with Four Seasons. MONDAY-FRIDAY 9AM-5PM • SATURDAY & SUNDAY 10AM-5PM


*Subject to minimum order value. Ask for details. ** $500 voucher only valid towards the purchase of a Four Seasons Home Product, minimum purchase required. ***Up to 30% of Energy Saving WIndow and door purchase. ††Against our normal retail price list. †††Loans provided by EnerBank USA (1245 E. Brickyard Rd., Suite 640, Salt Lake City, UT 84106) on approved credit, for a limited time. Repayment terms vary from 30 to 138 months. Interest waived if repaid by within 12 months. Sale ends 7/5/09.

Dan's Papers June 5, 2009