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6XQǧSP )UHVK3RQG5Gǧ Fantastic new construction has just been completed. No details have been spared in this architecturally designed masterpiece. Top of the line ďŹ xtures throughout. The home features 5 brs all on suite, huge bonus room or 6th br, den, DR, great room, and much more. Nearly 2.5 acres of beautifully landscaped property. Excl. #57804. Dir: Take 27 to Abrahams Landing. Turn left on Fresh Pond Rd. Turn right into long driveway with sign and left into the second home on the pvt drive. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH

BRIDGEHAMPTON

6XQǧDPSP  6KDG\3DWKǧ Traditional gem featuring 5br, 6.5bth, OHA heating, central air and fpl. 1 acre of lush landscaping that surrounds the htd pool. Excl. #57820. Dir: Mtk Hwy East to BH-Sag Harbor Tpk, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole Rd, right on Brick Kiln, right on Fair Hills Ln, left on Shady Path. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȩFH 

EASTHAMPTON

6DWǧDPSP %RUGHQ/DQHǧ Village property. Custom designed, and well built single-story Post Modern. Located on a quiet cul-de-sac. Short distance to shops, restaurants and beaches. 3 brs, 3.5bths, plus an ofďŹ ce/br. Large, vaulted ceiling LR with fpl has sliding doors that lead to a large deck and a htd gunite pool. There is an excellent open design cook’s kit. Full bsmnt with 9ft. ceilings, cedar closets, and wine cellar is ideal for ďŹ nishing as additional living space. The house can easily accomodate a second level if desired. Just completed. Large 2-car gar. #55863. Dir: Montauk Hwy. east, left on Toilsome Lane, right on Borden Lane. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧSP :KLWH3LQH5RDGǧ On shy 2 acres. 6 brs, 6 bths, 2 fpl, prof. grade kit., home theater and ďŹ n. bsmnt with wine storage, gym and more. Gunite pool, covered front and rear mahogany entrances and 2-car gar. Excl. #60902. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, left on Stephen Hand’s Path, left at fork onto Old NW Rd, about 2 miles to White Pine Rd. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP  7KUHH 0LOH +DUERU 'ULYH ǧ  Attention to detail is apparent in this sleek architectural 5 br, 5.5bth design. Cherry wood and travertine tile ooring ow throughout the chic open living space. Optional wood/gas fpls in the main LR and the master br. Clean lines and state of the art amenities make this kit. beautiful as well as functional. Spa-like bths styled with Toto, steam, rain showers and at screen audio/visual systems. Media room, exercise area overlooking custom pool and professional landscape. Situated in a prime harbor community. #61414. Dir: Hands Creek Rd. to Three Mile Harbor Drive. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP +RUVH0HDGRZ/Qǧ 3,000 sq.ft. retreat. Located just outside the Village, steps to East Hampton’s world class beaches, shops and restaurants. 4 large brs as well as a formal DR, family room, and a large LR with fpl, all with French doors leading outside. Breathtaking ďŹ eld views across the adjacent 17-acre preserve. Htd gunite pool, built in BBQ, outdoor shower, irrigation system, security system, 2-zone central air, gas heat and humidiďŹ cation system and a 1-car gar. Excl. #66059. Dir: Take Green Hollow Rd past the open ďŹ eld on the right to Horse Meadow Lane. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6DWǧDP  ,VOH 2I :LJKW ǧ  4 brs, 3bths in the Lion Head Beach community. Htd pool, bocce court, pvt decking with multiple retractable awnings. Perfect for lots of entertaining space. Beautiful high ceilings with multiple skylights ďŹ ll the rooms with natural light. Open kit., full bsmnt, and fpl. Close to the marina and 3 pvt beaches in Lion Head. #63426 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP +DUERU%RXOHYDUGǧ New Construction. Spacious 3,200sq.ft. colonial featuring 4brs, 2.5bths and lots of living space. All this in a great central location. #58346. Dir: 27 East to Springs Fpl Rd. Left onto Harbor Blvd. House on right. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH  6DW 0D\   0RQWDXN$YHǧ Contemporary-style home offers a large LR with wood burning fpl and sliders to front deck. Master br suite and 2 additional brs have sliders to deck and pool. 2 additional rooms plus a great family room located in the ďŹ n. bsmnt. Near town, but very pvt. Excl. #56413. Dir: Take Cedar St to Hands Creek Rd. Take Hands Creek Rd about 1.5 miles and make a right onto Montauk Ave. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP +DUERU%RXOHYDUGǧ Charming new construction with 3brms, 2.5bths and gracious wraparound porch on .51 of an acre with room for pool. A unique opportunity. #53086. Dir: 27 East to Springs Fpl Rd. Left onto Harbor Blvd. House on right. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH  6DW  ǧ SP )RXUWK6WUHHWǧ Lovely ranch offers 3brms and 2bths, hardwood oors and vaulted ceilings. Open oor plan with light ďŹ lled dining area, LR with wood burning stove and kit. with stainless steel appliances, partially ďŹ n. bsmnt. Situated on .32 acres with room for pool. #60154. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH

EASTQUOGUE

6DWǧSP 0DOOR\'Uǧ Southampton Pines Mansion. Grand foyer w/double oating staircase, grand room w/ fpl and wall to ceiling doors and windows. Arched ceiling hallway with 7 columns. Grmt chef’s kit. w/ designer appliances. Amazing 6brs, 5 full bths, 4 half, each w/ own character. Art/ Photo Gallery, 9,600sf of living space and 7,000sf ďŹ n bsmnt. Web#H15791. Dir: Emmet to Malloy. 4XRJXH2IČŠFH 6DWSP &RUEHWW'ULYHǧ Built in 2005, 5 br Post Modern. Pool, expansive rooms that ow from one to the other. Open kit. faces family room with woodburning fpl. A large dining area, great room, a full ďŹ n. bsmnt with game/play room, media room, extra br and full bth. #61418 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP  &RUEHWW 'ULYH ǧ  4br spacious colonial French Manor home in Southampton Pines. Custom built in 2003 with the unique feature of an indoor htd endless pool in a fully ďŹ n. tiled room w/ double French doors in part of the bsmnt. Room for expansion and/or an outdoor pool. A spacious foyer with a soaring cathedral ceiling and marble oors; a custom open kit., separate dining area, adjacent family room with marble fpl; a formal DR, LR or parlor, and a study/den or game room adjacent to the attached 2-car gar. Upstairs, a large open loft separates the master suite from the rest of the 3brs and second oor full bth with Jacuzzi. #63708 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6DWǧDPSP  6KHUULOO 5Gǧ 1930’s Home completely renovated and transformed. Sexy and sheik, this home boasts Italian lighting, bamboo oors, stateof-the-art appliances and more. There is a breathtaking master with balcony, additional 1st oor junior master and 2 more guest rooms. Outside this home boasts a brand new Gunite pool, and immaculate landscaping. Excl. #52466. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IȊFH

6XQǧSP :DVKLQJWRQ'Uǧ Newly renovated bayfront home, situated on a deep water lagoon in a pvt bayfront community. Custom quality throughout. Beautiful htd gunite pool and htd spa. Spacious mahogany deck with endless waterviews. 5br, 3bth. #47776 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IȊFH

6DW  ǧ SP 7KUHH0LOH+DUERUǧ Chic contemporary offers 4brs, 3bths with LR anddiningareaoverlookingtheharbor.Master br offers marble bth and breathtaking water views. Sound system throughout. Large kit. with all new appliances. Mature landscaping all around the property with a pond next to htd pool overlooking the marina and deck where you can enjoy beautiful sunsets. #55695. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IȊFH

6DWǧSP /\QQ$YHǧ 2-story cedar home of 4 brs, 3 bths with beautiful kit., formal DR with fpl, outdoor patio complete with waterfall koi pond a four season designed landscape and herb garden. There is a htd pool with poolhouse all near-by to the bay with winter waterviews. Take your pvt staircase to beach and boat mooring. #61113 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IȩFH

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6DWǧSP 7LDQD&LUFOHǧ This 4 br, 2 bth Bungalow is situated on a pvt .35 of an acre. The home has been newly renovated and has new decking and cac. The home is on a sandy beach off of Tiana Bay with potential for mooring of boat up to 26’. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6XQǧSP 5HG&UHHN&LUFOHǧ Trad. home features open oor plan, 4brs, grmt kit., pool, spa, and basketball court. Web#H55186. Dir: Rt. 24N, make right @ Red Creek Rd, about 1.5 miles make right on Hildreth, left on Red Creek Circle, house on right. 4XRJXH2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP 6WXDUW&RXUWǧ Squire Wood spacious Colonial in cul-de-sac with 4 brs, 2.5 bths, in ground pool, fpl. Excl. Web#HO159296. Dir. Montauk Hwy. to Old Riverhead Road to Stuart Court. 4XRJXH2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP &DQRH3ODFH5G8QLWǧ This mint, 2-br, 2-bth home has a community bayside htd gunite pool, poolhouse area, mahogany decking, and boardwalk on water. There is a bayfront exercise room reserved for ‘owners.’ The unit has central air and a brick patio with grill. Excl. #60601 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6XQǧSP &ROXPELQH$YHǧ Sitting pretty is this lovely ranch in a country setting. Wood burning stove in LR adds charm as does the DR. Kit. with breakfast area. 3brs, 2bths. Laundry room on ďŹ rst oor, full ďŹ n. bsmnt boasts spacious family room. Deck and spacious yard with room for pool. #65962. Dir: Squiretown to the Trail to Columbine Ave. 4XRJXH2IČŠFH

QUIOGUE

6DWǧSP +RPDQV$YHǧ Trad. estate on 1.5 acres situated on Aspatuck Creek, has been meticulously renovated to preserve many of the original details. The classic design of the ďŹ rst oor includes a parlor, LR with a fpl, formal DR with beautiful bay views, butlers pantry, spacious eat-in kit. and powder room. The 2nd oor master suite with bth and sitting room has a beautiful view, and there are 5 additional brs and 4bths. Htd pool, pvt beach, oating deep-water dock, and det. gar. complete this unique property. Very pvt, very close to Village, very beautiful expanse of water in the backyard. #62503 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

QUOGUE

6XQǧSP 4XRJXH6Wǧ Wonderful 3 story tradtional, circa 1900, is currently undergoing renovation to get this old school charmer in line with todays modern comforts and conveniences. 7brs, 7bths, 4 separate living areas, three with fpls. Several brs have pvt sundecks. Two fpls and 2 full bths in master suite. Pvt lawn area with gardens, gunite pool, 4-car gar. with second story gaming room and huge observation deck. Great location. #65499 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧSP 3RVW/DQHǧ Fantastic location, plus the ability to expand or build, this 1.4 acre homesite gives you that opportunity. Approximately 100’ of bulkheading, seperate dock, room for 3 or 4 boats, and easy access to the Quogue Canal. Located in the village and includes 5 brs, 3 bths, fpl, eat-in-kit., dining area, large LR, den/ofďŹ ce, det. 2-car gar., and room for pool. Reduced for quick sale. #54829 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP 2OG0DLQ5Gǧ Built in 2000, is sited on 1.8 acres of waterfront in the village. Your dream home includes 5brs, 5bths, great room with stone fpl, den, gourmet kit. and formal DR. The kit. and living area open to a deck down to pool, brick patio, and Jacuzzi - all overlooking Quantuck Creek. A 3-car gar. and circular drive complete the package. #45058 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP %DUNHU/DQHǧ MagniďŹ cent, newly renovated, cedar shingled Post Modern. 5 brs, 6.5bths, and the state-ofthe-art, grmt kit. shares a dual-sided fpl with the spacious great room. In addition, there’s a formal DR, bar area, and butler’s pantry. Lavish master suite with marble bth, and junior master suite with pvt bth. Htd gunite pool, and landscaped yard. Minutes to village and pvt beach. #59700 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6XQǧSP 3RVW)LHOGV/DQHǧ Custom designed pondfront post modern completed in Nov. 2007 on .80 acres overlooking a serene fresh water pond. Crafted by a premier custom builder, known for his quality and attention to detail. This 5300sf home with an additional bonus room features cedar shingles, covered porch, mahogany decking, mature landscaping, grmt eat-in kit., htd pool, pool house permit, and 2-car gar. #58809 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6XQǧSP 0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ Charming Country Cottage style home on 1.1 acres. The LR, Formal Dining area and the Country French Kit., all have fpls and radiant htdtiledoorsinthekit.andbths.Sunroomwith custom seating areas throughout. Fieldstone patio, new htd Gunite pool with spa, pool house. Beautiful specimen trees and ower plantings. 3-car gar. with ofďŹ ce, plumbing and heat. Room for tennis plus expansion. Minutes to village and beach. #57912 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

REMSENBURG

6XQǧSP +DOVH\5Gǧ 3 br , 2 full bth Cape on pvt .68 acre. Living/DR combination with woodburning fpl, renovated eat-in kit. Master br with balcony facing the backyard, 2 additional brs or use one as a home ofďŹ ce. Recently updated with new roof, oak ooring , and new furnace.House is cable ready. Short distance to bay and beach, town marina and yacht club. #43222 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

SAGAPONACK

6DW 6XQǧSP 3DUVRQDJH/DQHǧ New construction. Over 12,000 sq.ft. on 1.24 acres, set down a ag lot, will include 8 brs, 11.5 bths, and staff-quarters. Master suites include plasma TVs & radiant heat in bths. Prof.-grade kit., great room, sitting room, media room, elevator, gym, playroom, ďŹ n. bsmnt with home theater, and 3-car, radianthtd gar. 4 fpls, walk-in closets, and 2 laundry facilities. Salt water-ďŹ ltrated, htd gunite pool. Bluestone patios and porches. Pool house w/ bth. Co-excl. #62701. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, right onto Sagg Rd, left onto Parsonage Ln. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 

SAG HARBOR

6DWǧSP 0DLQ6WUHHWǧ Turn of the century colonial revival currently under construction and being completely renovated. In the heart of Sag Harbor’s historical district, this 2,200sf home offers 3brs and 2.5bths all being ďŹ nished with the strictest attention to detail. Gourmet kit., formal DR with custom wall paneling, classic double parlor with gas fpl and hand crafted coiffered ceilings. Additional amenities include the htd pool, pool house with entertaining area and full bth plus a gar. situated on pvt, park-like grounds. #65418 6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP &OLII'ULYHǧ Modern, light ďŹ lled Contemporary. Enjoy waterviews from this pristine home, overlooking Long Beach in the community of Baypoint. 4 brs, 3 bths, a large open LR, modern kit., oating steel & concrete staircase, bamboo ooring, full ďŹ n. lower level with gym and att. gar., plus a htd gunite pool surrounded by a spacious patio. Dir: Long Beach Rd to Harbor Dr to Cliff Dr. #50449. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DWǧDPSP /LQFROQǧ New construction in village, with private beach and mooring rights. This sprawling 4/5 br, 4.5 bth, 3,800 sq. ft. Hamptons Traditional will offer the ideal combination of Old World charm and detail, with the most desirable modern amenities. Dramatic 22 ft. double-height ceilings, exquisite hardwood oors and extensive moldings throughout. Eat-in country kit., luxurious master suite with fpl, sitting area, study, and private terrace. Lavish bluestone surrounding the htd gunite pool. Situated on 1/2 wooded acre with partial summer water views and steps from a pvt bay beach. #58931 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP 5ROOLQJ+LOOV&Wǧ Relax on the deck overlooking scenic view from this 5/4br, 2.5bth Colonial. Interior features wide plank oors, gas fpl, large walkout ďŹ n. bsmnt with 5th br and attic for storage. 1,200sf of decking for entertaining and you are minutes to Sag Harbor and beaches. Htd pool with pool house. #50427 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH

6XQǧSP 0DLQ6Wǧ Cozy home has breathtaking views of Otter Pond, located on Main Street. One br, 1 bth home offers a large, landscaped, pvt yard and sits on .31-acres. Separate 2-car gar., hardwood oors, fpl, full bsmnt, patio and room for pool. Great as a residence with a professional ofďŹ ce. Build up and out. #59191 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP -RVHSK)UDQFLV%OYGǧ One story home located near the heart of the village and backs to reserve. The interior features 2/3 brs, 1 bth, LR with fpl, eat-in kit., formal DR, hardwood ooring, and full bsmnt. Room for pool. #56470 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP %HDFK$YHǧ Adorable beach cottage just a block from the community pvt sandy beach and located within the Village. Featuring 4brs and 2 full bths plus an eat-in kit. and open oor plan that leads out to the large sun porch. Extras include a bonus ďŹ n. living area, hardwood oors throughout and plenty of room for a pool. #48891 6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH

SHINNECOCK

6DW 6XQǧDPSP +LJKODQG5RDGǧ This 5br, 3bth home is situated on a pvt .85 acres ďŹ lled with mature landscaping and room for tennis. Totally turn-key. New heating and central air system, new kit and updated bths and htd pool. Excl. Web#HO153375. Dir: West on Hill Street into Montauk Hwy, right on Sugarloaf, left on Highland. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

SOUTHAMPTON

6DW 6XQǧSP 3DUULVK3RQG&RXUWǧ On 1.4 acres with room for tennis, this 6,000 sq. ft. home offers 5 brs, 4.5 bths, professional kit., 3 fpls, formal dining/LRs. Rear decking surrounds the htd gunite pool. Excl. #62298 Dir: Montauk Highway east, left on Tuckahoe Road, left on Parrish Pond Court. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DW 6XQǧSP :HVW+LOOV&RXUWǧ Bordering a 21 acre reserve, this new home on 1 acre plus offers 5 brs, 4.5 bths, prof. kit. and formal living/DRs. 3,000 sq. ft. bsmnt, 3 car gar., decking and htd gunite pool. Excl. #62297 Dir: Montauk Highway east, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd, left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct, left on West Hills Ct. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DW 6XQǧSP :HVW+LOOV&RXUWǧ New 6,150 sq.ft. home, 5 brs, 5 bths, 2 half bths and features 1st oor master suite, grmt kit., formal DR, htd gunite pool with spa, outdoor shower and built-in grill. Web#HO156273. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd., left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct., left on West Hills Ct. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧSP 3RZHOO$YHQXHǧ Newly renovated. 4 brs, 4.5 bths, media room. Master br with bth. 3 additional brs with bths. Cozy kit., solar htd pool & deck. Excl. #60995 Dir: to: Montauk Hwy East, right at 7-11, left at Prospect St, left on North Main, at 3 way stop make right, pass train station to Powell Ave. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DW 6XQǧSP 2OG7RZQ&URVVLQJǧ Classic village home, minutes from ocean, 4 bdrs, 2.5bths, LR, 2 fpls, formal DR, den overlooking large deck on landscaped yard, bsmnt and 2-car gar. Web#H55772. Dir: Main Street, left on Meeting House Lane, right on Little Plains Road, left on Old Town Crossing. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW  ǧ  SP 2VERUQH$YHQXHǧ Hampton-style home with cottage featuring great master suite with fpl and plasma wall unit, 2 additional brs plus a 2 br cottage making 5 brs and 4 full bths, formal DR, family room with fpl, and room for pool. A turn-key beach house. Also available for 2008 summer rental @ $5K. Excl. Web#H54576. Dir: East on Hampton Rd, left on Osborne Ave, #44. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧSP (OP6WUHHWǧ This well-built home has 2brs, 2bths, LR, kit., ďŹ n. bsmnt w/hot tub and gar. Attic could be converted to 2 brs. Located in the heart of the village and priced to sell. Web#H51238. Dir: East on Hampton Road, left on Elm Street. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6XQǧSP 6KRUH5Gǧ Water, Water, Water. Charming 1935 traditional home with fabulous open water views. On the north Sea Creek. Town permits for 6’ x 20 ‘ oating dock with catwalk. 4 brs, 1.5bths and original fpl. Needs a little TLC. Priced to sell. Web#H54254. Dir: Montauk Hwy East to North Sea Rd to Noyack Rd, left on Shore Rd 4XRJXH2IČŠFH 6DWǧDPSP 3HOOHWUHDX6WUHHWǧ 2-story traditional home with 5brs, 4bths and gunite pool. Ready for the summer. Web#HO158995. Dir: East on Hampton Rd., left on Elm St., right on Pelletreau. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP :RROH\6Wǧ 5 br, 2 bth traditional home situated on .70 acre. The grounds include a htd gunite pool with built-in spa, newly renovated poolhouse with full bth and a detached gar. Great potential for expansion. #60182 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

WATERMILL

6DWǧDPSP %D\$YHQXHǧ 2-story Trad. just completed. 6brs, 4.5bths, central air, 4 fpls and gar. 1.3 acres, htd pool. Close to Hayground Cove-Mecox Bay and easy access to ocean beaches. #62542. Dir: Montauk Hwy East to right on Bay Ave. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DW 6XQǧSP 0LOO)DUP/DQHǧ Surrounded by farms, this new home offers 6,200 sq. ft. of living space with 5 brs, 4.5 bths, professional kit., great room, formal living /DRs and 3 fpls. Decking surrounds the htd gunite pool. Excl. #60420. Dir: Montauk Highway east, left on David White’s Lane, bear right on Seven Ponds Road, right on Upper Seven Ponds Road, right on Mill Farm Lane. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DWǧDPSP 1DURG%RXOHYDUGǧ South of the Hwy. 2-story traditional 1 street over from Calf Creek & Mecox Bay. Renovated with 5brs, 4bths, country kit., sitting room, 3 fpls, gunite pool and more. Pvt community dock w/deeded boat access. Excl. #62539. Dir: 27 East to Montauk Hwy, right on Mecox, right on Narod Blvd. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP )O\LQJ3RLQWǧ 5 br, 7 bth home situated on .5 acre waterfront parcel with a dock with access to Mecox Bay. The home includes an elevator, wine cellar, 1-car gar., grmt kit., master suite with waterviews and a htd gunite pool. Co-Excl. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

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Was That Him? Yes it Was. I Saw Him on East 87th St. at 5 p.m. Last Saturday. I Did.

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Rare and Happy Compromise on Development

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More Risk at Plum? As if Dutch Duck Plague & Lyme Disease Weren’t Enough

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Who’s Here: Philip Schultz, Poet

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Hampton Tradition XXXV — The Dory

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Coming In For a Landing Fee at EH Airport

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Dan’s Book Review: In Transit

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Saving $45 Million The Amazing Story of the Widening of a Key Bridge on CR 39 By Dan Rattiner I am sure that every one of us by now has driven along County Road 39, the former great traffic jam of the Hamptons, and marveled at how now with its five lanes everything is just moving smartly along, and how fast they got the whole thing done. I think, though, there is a great back story to this County project that ought to be told. It involves Steve Levy, the County executive, four or five engineers at the Department of Public Works, and a big gamble that they were all willing to take. In 2005, plans to reconfigure County Road 39 were put forward by the Federal Government. The Feds would condemn property on both sides of the road, knock down the bridge on County Road 39 where that road passes over St. Andrews Road just to the east of the college, rebuild it bigger and broader with all the traffic detoured around it for about half a year, and then finish up with a total cost of $50 million, much of which the Feds would pay under the

Federal Road Improvement Law. Steve Levy, to his great credit, considered that this would be a great upheaval that would result in a massive loss of business for at least one summer season, not only along the road but everywhere in the Hamptons, and that it was a hell of a lot of money. He thought, and he was familiar with County road building costs, that this project could be done for a quarter of that if his people did it. Of course, if his people did it

because he would have it done without doing all the condemnation of the property along the way to make County Road 39 wider. “We did the math. You could do five lanes in the existing right of way. I never did understand why the Feds have to have things so wide when they get involved.” I then told him something he didn’t know. “The Federal program goes back to the Eisenhower administration in the 1950s,” I told him. “Congress passed a law mandating the construction of Federal highways and bridges all around the country that would be wide enough to get our troops and tanks to every part of the country in a hurry in case of invasion. This was during the Cold War, at a time the government felt that a Soviet invasion might be very real. Anyway, as a result of that, we have the Interstate Highway System. And we have very wide bridges where the Feds come in. They have to be wide enough and strong enough to support a division of tanks.” “How do you know this?” he asked. I told him that about 20 years ago, the Feds came in and said that the narrow little bridge that crosses Sagg Pond in Bridgehampton was in need of replacement. It had cracks and pieces

It’s been said later that it was a lucky thing Levy didn’t pull the plug on that annual seminar trip. His people went.

Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan’s Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be available wherever books are sold May 6.

there would be no federal money available. “If we failed,” he told me the other day, “we failed. I saw it as a risk.” Levy is known among County workers for his very penny pinching style, which is designed so that the taxpayers get the biggest bang for their buck. The reason Levy thought he could get it done without all this disruption and expense was

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Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… GREAT SUMMER PREVIEW! – BOARD IN NYC OR IN SOUTHAMPTON FOR A FULLY GUIDED TOUR OF THE HAMPTONS – 1-Day Tour – Thurs., May 22nd – $135*pp. – ‘The Hamptons’ offers you old American tradition, beautiful seascapes and a diverse group of towns, each with its own flavor. A tour guide will escort you on the motorcoach giving you some of the rich history of this magnificent area of New York State. The Southampton Publick House will host your farewell dinner with their prizewinning brewery for beer lovers, an all around friendly ambiance and good food. Come and see the stunning landscape and some of the best beaches in the world. Tour package includes: Deluxe round-trip transportation from New York City, fully guided motorcoach tour, tour of Montauk Lighthouse, wine tasting at Duck Walk Vineyards and dinner in Southampton. *If you are beginning your tour in Southampton, tour cost is $99 pp. “Gypsy” – Wed., May 14th – $185 pp. , Wed., Aug. 20th – $182 pp. – The legendary Patti LuPone stars as Rose! This is a new revival of the classic musical fable, Gypsy. The show is based on the memoirs of Gypsy Rose Lee, and tells the story of the famed striptease star’s early years in show business, under the thumb of her domineering stage mother, Rose. The vibrant score includes “Some People,” “Let Me Entertain You,” “Together,” “Everything’s Coming Up Roses” and “Rose’s Turn.” Mohonk Mountain House – Sun., May 18th & Aug. 3rd and Tues., Oct. 14th – $115 pp. Historic Landmark Resort located at the top of the Shawangunk Ridge and surrounding Lake Mohonk, offers thousands of acres of unspoiled scenery, beautiful rock formations, 128 gazebos overlooking the mountains and the only structure on the virtually untouched land is the sprawling Victorian Mohonk Mountain House. There is also a gift shop, gazebo shop and greenhouse garden shop, barn museum, and beautiful gardens. Tour package includes: Deluxe round-trip transportation, self-guided house tour, brunch on Sunday trips and hot & cold buffet lunch on Tuesday trip, carriage ride, and more. “A Catered Affair” – Wed., June 4th – $175 pp. and Wed., June 18th – $180 pp. – In 1953, relationships are strained to the limit when a Bronx couple must choose whether to spend their life savings on a family business or to launch their only daughter’s marriage with a lavish catered affair. This new musical, written by and starring four-time Tony Award winner Harvey Fierstein, explores the meaning of family and the need for love and is based on a teleplay by Paddy Chayefsky and screenplay by Gore Vidal. Also starring Faith Prince & Tom Wapato. Storm King Art Center and Brotherhood Winery – Sat., June 14th – $99 pp. – The Storm King Art Center is a museum that celebrates the relationship between sculpture and nature and the exhibition space is defined by sky and land. Five hundred acres of landscaped lawns, fields and woodlands provide the site for postwar sculptures by internationally renowned artists. The grounds are surrounded by the Hudson Highlands, a dramatic panorama integral to the viewing experience. The

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of concrete falling off. They proposed a fourlane bridge there. And the people went nuts. This is a historic bridge, they said. It needs to be just two little lanes wide with the people fishing off it. Committees were formed. I recall that painter Robert Dash displayed a painting he did of the old bridge. The Feds backed down. And we got a new bridge just like the old one. “So County Road 39 would be wide enough for TANKS? Mind if I use that?” “Be my guest.” The Suffolk County Department of Public Works proposed a plan that would cost just $10 million, provided they could find another way to build the bridge over St. Andrews Road. Either you tear it down and there are detours for six months, or you find a way to build a new and wider bridge there — not so wide as the Federal bridge but still wider than what was there now — without having to tear it down. And they had a plan. It had all come about because of the annual seminar held that year in Syracuse for the New York State Public Works commissioners and engineers. It’s been said later that it was a lucky thing that Levy didn’t pull the plug on that annual seminar trip. His people went. Specifically, Tom Rogers, who is now the Chief of the Engineering Department, and Engineer Bob Whelan went. And among other things, they saw a PowerPoint presentation made by the Contech Corporation about a new prefab reinforced concrete unit that could be used to

The arch being slid under the bridge over St. Andrews Road.

build bridges over streams and narrow rivers. These prefab units were four feet wide and up to 60 feet long. They were in the shape of giant office staples. There were the two piers on the sides, four feet wide, and then there was the flat top of it four feet wide and up to 60 feet across. The underside of that top was in the shape of an arch. It was strong enough to hold up a 747 going over it. And the PowerPoint people showed a photograph of just that. The way to build a bridge, the people from Contech said, was by either tearing down an old bridge and dropping these four-foot sections down by crane, or just doing exactly that at a spot where there never was a bridge. These four-foot sections were not long enough across the top if the bridge had to be as wide as the Feds wanted. But they could be built as wide as

the County wanted. Still, it involved a total replacement of the existing bridge and that meant the six months of detours. Back at their headquarters in Islip, these men met with two other county engineers named Bill Tillman and Jim Peterman. They were just sitting around in the coffee shop in the building when one of them began to write things down on a napkin. What if, he wondered, we don’t drop down these four-foot sections by crane, but instead we go down below onto St. Andrews Road and slide them in under the existing bridge? A light bulb went off. And everybody knew where this was going. Slide these precast things under there, and then remove the cracked, old concrete bridge span on top by jackhammer bit by bit in four-foot chunks, replace them with fresh concrete and then do a new asphalt top. You could do this lane by lane. Just slide in the unit below and you’d do four more feet. You’d never have to have more than one lane closed at any time. There might be a slowdown. But there would be no detour whatsoever. And then they all ran down to get the plans of the distance from St. Andrews Road to the underside of the bridge. And when they saw that it was 17 feet they let out a whoop. The precasts would lower that to 15 feet. So what! There was still plenty of headroom for the biggest of trucks. It would work. So that is what they did. It did take almost six months to do this because they still had to com(continued on page 18)

Hampton Jitney Spring Schedule Effective Thurs., May 1 through Fri., July 4, 2008

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Marching McMansions Did a House Jump Over Another to Get into that Mecox Farm Field? By Dan Rattiner When you come out from New York City on the Hampton Jitney, you get a whole new perspective on the landscape. Things glide by. You sit up high and look down. There’s no hiding anything from your view. Two weeks ago, coming through Water Mill and heading toward Bridgehampton, I looked out the window on the south side of the coach to see some beautiful potato fields gliding by, and beyond them over some bushes beyond, about eight or nine McMansions that were — it seemed to me — lurking. Lurking is a strange word to use to describe McMansions. I have no explanation for why it

seemed to me that that was what they were doing. But that’s what I thought. Last week, I took this same trip out, but was asleep as we passed by this spot. But yesterday, I was wide awake. I looked. And it seemed to me that two of these McMansions had jumped over some other McMansions to advance onto the potato field itself as if they were on the march, leading the others toward the Montauk Highway. It put me in mind of a bunch of giant chess pieces. They could be chess pieces, although very elaborate ones to be sure. They were all slightly different one from another, so they might have corresponded to a bishop or a cas-

tle or a queen. The ones that had jumped over the others, I figured, must be knights. The ones they jumped over, pawns, were still there. So it was definitely chess, not checkers. And the McMansions must be playing white. Or beige, anyway. Was this a variation of a gambit? I did think, after I got off the Jitney in Amagansett, that I might drive back out there to Mecox to have a look at where these McMansions had jumped. Where they had moved “from” there ought to be big holes in the ground with elaborate open foundations and perhaps a furnace or laundry room or rec (continued on the next page)

BOOK “IN THE HAMPTONS” AVAILABLE HERE MAY 6 By Dan Rattiner The memoir IN THE HAMPTONS: My Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be available wherever books are sold on May 6. I wrote much of it on vacation in Belize a few years ago, and then I wrote the rest of it while on safari in Africa the following year. At night in our tent, by lantern light after they turned the electricity off, all you could hear were the animals hooting and snorting outside. To say the writing of this book at that time qualified as a diversion from the job at hand during the daytime, which was looking at and

photographing wildlife would be an understattement. But there it was. I wrote about Frank Mundus, the shark fisherman who for many years strode around the docks in Montauk with a high-powered rifle. I wrote about Billy Joel designing a powerboat on a napkin in the Candy Kitchen, and then taking me out to Shelter Island to the boatyard he had hired to build it — and then a dozen more, which he sells to the public. I wrote about how Jackson Pollock died. I wrote about the Rolling Stones and how they got thrown out of the Memory Motel in Montauk.

I like to think I’ve had an interesting life, but since we all think that about ourselves, I think in my case it was just a matter of being in the right place at the right time. Sure seems that way. Everything has changed so much since I started Dan’s Papers in 1960. The Hamptons, such a quiet place back then, is now a booming international resort. Dan’s Papers, which was just 8 pages that first issue, was recently sold for $19 million. And I am no longer the 20year-old kid I was when I started it. I think, I hope In the Hamptons makes for interesting (continued on page 35)

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pletely replace the old bridge. But doing it underneath in four-foot sections bit by bit was barely noticed. And so the whole project was essentially finished by April 15 by the construction company Rosemar Construction, who bid the contract in at $12 million. I was curious about something, so I asked Levy. “Didn’t you have in the plan that this had to be completed by Memorial Day? It was completed by April first. They worked overtime?” “They had an incentive. For every day before Memorial Day weekend that they could finish the project, they would get an extra $25,000.” Levy waited while I did the math. Two months early meant a bonus of $1.5 million. So

they got $13.5 million instead of $12 million. Big deal. They had done it within budget with no detours, no disruption, and with a whole new process. And it didn’t cost $50 million. I told you this story was worth telling. Also, it put me in mind of an engineering class I took when I was in grad school at Harvard studying to become an architect years ago. Our teacher was a Mr. Mitchell. And he told us this story about tension and compression and torque, which, when we got out into the world, we would have to calculate correctly to keep things from falling down. “One time,” he said, “I engineered a bridge that got built over the Mystic River in Newton. It was only about 300 yards across. Pretty easy. I figured the weight of a full traffic jam of

trucks filled to the brim, and then figured loads that could hold up to 15 times that, the standard multiple. “One day, after it was built, I saw a picture on the front page of a local weekly paper that made me run out to my car and drive down to that bridge to watch it fall down. The picture showed the county dredge. One steel arm was wrapped around one of the pillars of the bridge. The other steel arm was out in front of the dredge, pulling in hunks of mud and rock from the river bottom to make a deeper channel. I had never figured on this, on this sideways stress. “Fortunately, when I got there, the bridge was still standing. And the moral is — God is on the side of erring engineers.” •

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Was That Him? Yes it Was. I Saw Him on East 87th St. at 5 p.m. Last Saturday. I Did. By Dan Rattiner On Friday afternoon, I walked the few blocks from our apartment in Manhattan to a barbershop I frequent on the north side of 88th Street just east of Third Avenue. They give me a nice haircut, a beard trim and a shave for less than $20. I think I look great. I give them a big tip. Everybody’s happy. I think this is a secret find in the city, and I’m telling you about it, but let’s keep this to ourselves. Okay? Anyway, the barber finished up and I left and headed toward home, beginning by walking west on 87th toward Lexington, with the intention of continuing south when I got there. But at Lexington and 87th there was something

going on. The police were there. There were five police cars and they were setting up wooden sawhorse barricades along the curbs of 87th. And though people were still crossing the street to get to the south side of 87th, I was held up because I stopped for a moment to watch two police helicopters hovering right overhead, and by the time I got myself re-oriented, there was this big phalanx of police cars coming down 87th Street, but the wrong way. This is a westbound street. They were coming eastbound. What was going on? It’s busy around 5 p.m. out on the sidewalks. Some people were pushing through and crossing the street. Others,

seeing what I was seeing, stopped. And then there was talk. It’s the Pope. It must be the Pope. “This is the most important day of our lives,” a woman next to me said to her husband and two grammar school-age kids. In the next five minutes, the police stopped all traffic on Lexington. They did this by driving the police cars right out onto the crosswalk that goes across Lex on the north side, and then parking them there bumper-to-bumper. The cars weren’t going to be going through that. A few minutes later, they did the same thing (continued on the next page)

NEWSDAY FOR SALE, BILLIONAIRES BATTLE FOR IT By Dan Rattiner As you probably know by now, Newsday, a highly profitable newspaper, is up for sale. And that’s because it is the centerpiece of a chain of daily newspapers around the country that are failing. The rich Long Island real estate billionaire, Sam Zell, bought this chain of papers, which Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan’s Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be available wherever books are sold May 6.

includes the Chicago Tribune and the Los Angeles Times, for practically nothing last year. And though he knew that Newsday, the profit center of the chain, was worth a half a billion dollars, he also knew he might have to sell it if the cards didn’t fall right. Well, they haven’t. There are three bidders for Newsday, and I know them all or at least have opinions about them all, and I thought it might be helpful to tell you what I know. The first bidder is Rupert Murdoch. He has an enormous organization of countless TV stations, radio stations, magazines and newspa-

pers. Last week he seemed to be the winner, making a handshake deal with Zell to buy Newsday for $580 million. Within hours after it was announced, federal regulators said this just might be too many medias in one big metropolitan area for one mogul to own. They wondered if it could get approved. So it’s iffy. What would Murdoch do with Newsday if he can consummate the deal? Well, his track record in New York is mixed. He left the Wall Street Journal alone after he bought it, although he did spice it up a bit. That was good. But he completely changed around the (continued on page 30)

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on the south side of Lexington. I couldn’t think of a reason for this at first, except that it now made a passageway across the avenue for whoever was coming. And then I realized that in the event anybody tried driving UP Lexington the wrong way on the street, they wouldn’t get through either. The crowd was now about two people thick behind the barricades on both sides of the street and growing. A policeman on a motorcycle came roaring down westbound for a minute. Then some big gray box vans came in a group of three going eastbound, accompanied in front by another motorcycle officer. They all had their lights flashing. From this point on, all traffic coming down 87th had their lights flashing.

“Is it really the Pope?” somebody asked. “I’d bet my life on it,” a man next to me said. Nobody seemed to know which way he would be coming from, whether the right way down 87th Street, which would be westbound toward Fifth, or the wrong way down 87th Street, which would be Fifth toward the East River. People were looking every which way. Now there was a formation of eight motorcycle policemen with black helmets going westbound. Then there were these big black Lincoln Town Cars going eastbound with the flashing lights not only on the top but in the grillwork too. After that, there were big black SUVs, six of them in two rows of three that came down west to east from the Fifth. Everybody was craning

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their heads, first one way then the other. “You sure it’s the Pope?” a man asked. “Absolutely,” a woman said. I looked west down 87th toward Fifth. There was a change. There were police cars parked bumper-to-bumper south to north on Park. Nobody was going past that. My guess was that somebody coming up Park would be rounding the corner up there to come down 87th. Or they’d be going up 87th to turn left at Park. A man walked over and asked one of the officers about who was coming. But he got no answers. “Serious business,” the man shrugged as he came back. Now the pace picked up. There were black Town Cars, three of them in a row, each with the flag of some country that wasn’t America on the front fenders above the headlights. I peered in as they glided by, flags fluttering. Nope. No Pope. “Is he going to be in the Pope Mobile?” somebody asked. Nobody had an answer. And now it was becoming a parade. There were lots of cars now turning onto 87th from up at Park. He’s coming! There were five big black box vans in a row. There was an overly wide white motorhome that occupied almost the entire street. And then, after a pause, there came the longest phalanx of motorcycle policemen I had ever seen in the city of New York. There was, at the front, a single motorcycle policeman all in white. He had medals and gold braid on his shoulders, and he wore dark sunglasses with a white helmet on his head and he held himself ramrod straight on his motorcycle, or as ramrod straight as you could doing that. Behind him were two motorcyclists in black police uniforms side by side. And behind them, all with their lights flashing, were rows and rows of motorcyclists, maybe ten rows in all, each of four officers and each in black uniforms and looking very serious, and they made the loudest racket that you have ever heard as they went by. I thought, I didn’t know there were this many motorcyclists in the city of New York. The motorcyclists crossed Lexington and headed east, and now you could see that almost everybody on both sides of the street were confidently looking west to see who would be rounding the bend at Park next. The roar of the motorcycles began to fade away. And now you could hear the helicopters again. A woman near me was holding a little girl of about three. “This man is responsible for all the churches everywhere all over the world,” the mother said. “Got your camera?” a woman asked. “I’m just so excited,” a man said. The cavalcade was rising to its climax. A squadron of 20 police cars, two by two, with all their lights flashing floated through. Then came another huge squardron of black SUVs, another 20 vehicles I think, and we all looked through the tinted windows in the back. “Is that him? Is that him?” Nope. (continued on page 37)

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Route Canal Road Trip to Aquebogue via CR 39 — A Rite of Passage By Susan Galardi There are so many opinions, in this paper and others, about the expansion of County Road 39, that now there are opinions on the opinions. In another paper last week, Phil Keith, chair of the Town of Southampton Transportation Commission, addressed and defended against points made in an opinion the previous week. Even we at Dan’s Papers have crossed to the protestor’s side of the road and back on our opinions of the lane expansion. This week, we’re on the cheerleaders’ side. For those of us lucky enough to live and work really east on the East End, able to avoid the

construction altogether — well, as they say, we’re lucky enough. I’m among the commuting entitled, driving from East Hampton to our offices in Bridgehampton. It’s like living on the Upper West Side and working in Midtown west. Just a quick subway ride, some days express, other days local, but a straight shot. For Manhattan-ites, north/south is fine. It’s east/west that dogs you, as it does here. But with many employers in New York, it may be possible to choose where you want to work. On the East End, with limited professional opportunities, it’s a question of if you want to work. So if you live west of the Lobster Inn and have to work east of it, the 27/39 merge is the sub-

way that’s stuck between stations. Every day, guaranteed. Any chance that the problem could be alleviated — like the new lanes — creates tremendous hope. People I’ve spoken with about the changes on CR 39 are generally pleased. But I’ve experienced the construction, cones and complaints from the safety of my office. It’s like hearing impressions of a horror movie ranging from “It’s not scary” to “I didn’t sleep for a week.” My take away was: I’m not going there. And I had the same feeling about traveling west of the Bridgehampton Commons. Until the need for a root canal necessitated a (continued on the next page)

RARE AND HAPPY COMPROMISE ON DEVELOPMENT By Debbie Tuma Sometimes, good communication can make a big difference. In East Quogue, neighbors of a proposed medical center went from threatening to sue the Southampton Planning Board for changing the zoning to accommodate this project, to compromising with the developer and architect until most everyone was happy. “We didn’t have much communication until the 11th hour, but finally we sat down with our lawyer, Lisa Azzato of Twomey, Latham, Shea, Kelly, Dubin & Quartararo, LLP, the architect, Nick Vero, and the Southampton Town site planners, Jeff Murphee and Claire Vail,” said

David Logan, a neighbor of the facility. Logan said they agreed to keep the areas natural and within the boundaries that the neighbors had wanted. “We got 50-foot setbacks, lower buildings, lower lighting, and over 50 feet of natural vegetation between the residents’ properties,” said Logan. “They also agreed to reduce the number of affordable housing units from five to four, and reduce the number of parking spaces to 48.” Logan said the Town had also received petitions from the neighbors and the East Quogue Fire Department, complaining about the original plan to put in a medical center on the busy

corner of Weesuck Avenue and Montauk Highway. Neighbors had felt the traffic entrance on Weesuck Avenue was too congested, and that this project would bring too much additional traffic to their residential neighborhood. The issue began in October of 2006, when the Southampton Planning Board received the application for the development of the 1.3-acre parcel from Westhampton architect Nick Vero. He originally proposed a 9,000-square-foot medical arts center consisting of three separate buildings (3,000-square-feet each), with a total (continued on page 39)

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trip to Aquebogue. I had no idea where Aquebogue was (even though I’ve been an East End habitué for 20 years) but I knew CR 39 was going to be involved. I don’t know which prospect was more frightening: dental work, the new lanes, or traveling to Aquebogue. The latter seemed like a big commitment — a road trip rather than a commute. How could I possibly get there, go to the dentist and return in a single day? Would I have to arrange for lodging? Is there lodging in Aquebogue? I took the first step, asking for directions, and learned that I first had to go to Riverhead. I could do that. I’ve gone to Riverhead many times. Pottery Barn, shoemaker, DMV. Supposedly, Aquebogue was right nearby but who knows what that means on the North

Fork — assuming it was on the North Fork. I could only hope a reservation on the Cross Sound Ferry wasn’t involved. For some reason, I never looked at a map. To do that would make the root canal more real. Instead, I started out from East Hampton at 9 a.m. — 2 1/2 hours before my appointment. Who knew what would happen once I hit the cones? Well, the roadwork and lane marking were in full swing last Thursday morning. And the cones. So orange. And so many. Yet somehow not enough. It was touch and go, but I’d given myself a day to get to Aquebogue, I could take

it slow. Heading west seemed fine, I think. The root canal had put me in a state of shock — a natural anesthetic. I got to Route 25 with plenty of time to buy a few sheet sets. Unfortunately the shoes I was wearing were not in need of repair. What a waste of a trip. I headed east on 58/25 toward where I thought Aquebogue might be. There was terrible traffic outside Tanger. Mental note: Never consider working there. I crossed 105 and there was the sign for Aquebogue. Suddenly the strip malls and car dealerships gave way to a lovely stretch. I found the office, went in, and was seated in that high-tech La-Z-Boy. Everything was covered in blue plastic — wires, handles, implements. Instead of a cheesy poster of cat faces, monitors showing hideous dental procedures, or a wall of diplomas and certifications, there was a window looking onto a bird feeder. Light music played. Not “You Light Up My Life,” but cool R&B. The dentist had the casual manner of a neighbor, a nice neighbor. I have a problem with Novocain — can’t get enough of the stuff and said so. She asked if I was Sicilian, said they need more anesthetic than other people. Of course they do. Even though I’m not Sicilian, the stuff still flowed like champagne down a stemware fountain. But then the chair went back, the dental dam stretched over, the suction tube that looked like a squiggly straw was hung on my lip, and some sort of tinted, half mask was placed over my eyes. I lay there, looking like Hannibal Lecter, as the dentist and her assistant engaged in juicy gossip. It worked. I was distracted. When it was over, I was given a little envelope with two pain pills and one for the road. I was concerned about drowsiness — I was on a road trip after all. Yeah, well, as doctors, they were aware of that. The first pill was Tylenol with nothing, just Tylenol. When the dentist tried to tell me how and when to take the other pills, it was the “wa wa wa” of a “Peanuts” cartoon. She wrote the directions on the envelope. I started my return trip and of course, it all went smoothly until I hit the road pavers and line drawers on CR 39. Then we crawled. To be honest, I couldn’t tell if the traffic jam was the result of merge congestion or the construction but it certainly seemed like construction because once I got around hydroseeders things opened up again. And in all fairness, even with roadwork, it was only about a five-minute delay on that stretch. Impressive. The passageways were cleared out, widened, remedied. CR 39 was on the other side of its own super duper root canal. It’s now in the cosmetic phase, filled over with new, aesthetically pleasing, impermeable surfaces. And on that 75-degree, cloudless day, the bright yellow lines on the smooth blacktop shone like a gold crown. I was on the other side, too. I had traveled on CR 39, made it to Aquebogue, and had dental work — all relatively painless. And it wasn’t even dark yet.

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More Risk at Plum? As if Dutch Duck Plague & Lyme Disease Weren’t Enough By Tiffany Razzano Nazi scientists, exotic illnesses never before seen in this part of the world and a government-run island that’s been shrouded in mystery and become fodder for local folklore for more than 50 years. You know what they say — truth is stranger than fiction. Plum Island, an animal research center located in the Long Island Sound, mere miles from Orient Point, and once a federal biological warfare laboratory, has long been a source of contention for residents on the East End. After all, Plum Island’s security has been questioned over the years and it has been associated with the exposure of Lyme disease and West Nile

virus to the western world (which has been vehemently denied by our government, of course). Despite this, Plum Island, a national bio and agro defense facility that currently operates as a Biosafety Level-3 (BSL-3) laboratory and is dedicated to the study of foreign-born animal diseases (primarily foot and mouth disease [FMD]) is one of six locations in the country being considered to become the future site of a $500 million laboratory that will set aside 10% of its space for Biosafety Level-4 (BSL-4) research. This upgrade means Plum Island, or perhaps one of the other locations being considered — Athens, Georgia, Manhattan,

Kansas, Madison County, Mississippi, Granville County, North Carolina, San Antonio, Texas — would be classified to handle the research of animal diseases that can be transmitted from animals to humans, have no known vaccine and can cause death, including Nipah and Hendra viruses. Currently, no such facility exists in the world. East End residents came out in droves to an April 15 meeting to speak out against the construction of such a facility, citing concern for their safety should a terrorist attack or natural disaster hit the island. Local officials have also banded against the idea as well, though (continued on the next page)

NEW PROPOSAL COULD KEEP NICK’S BEACH HOPPING By T.J. Clemente With the question of whether Nick’s beach in Montauk will be issued a permit by the Suffolk County Health Department to operate hanging in the balance, local officials and the Montauk Chamber of Commerce met on April 25 to devise a plan. At issue were observed violations to a New State Sanitary code pertaining to “bathing beaches and bathrooms.” With over 35 Chamber members in attendance, including President Paul Monte and Executive Director Laraine Creegan, plans were made to satisfy the requests of Health Department Bureau Marine Resources

Supervisor Mac Waters, who had given the Town of East Hampton a heads up a few weeks earlier about the issue, but had gotten no response. The Town is now hoping to present him with a proposal that will resolve the situation before June 1, the date Waters issues the Suffolk County Beach Permits. After the meeting, Creegan acknowledged that Waters was correct to insist that actions be taken. Because a permanent bathroom facility cannot be constructed to code by Memorial Day and the portable facilities used last year are unacceptable for massive public use, the board is looking to advise the Town to

contract bathroom trailers that have hot and cold running water. Creegan credited Assemblyman Jay Schneiderman, also in attendance along with Town of East Hampton Board members Julia Prince and Pete Hammerle, with actually finding a possible location for permanent bathrooms in accordance with New York State code. “Jay found a slice of Town land close enough to the beach to be within the required distance,” said Creegan. However, now the Town must act on the proposals that Waters hinted would enable Nick’s Beach to receive a permit. (continued on page 37)

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most would like to see Plum Island remain at BSL-3. “We’re near a metropolitan region,” said Town of Southold Supervisor Scott Russell. “[BSL-4] wouldn’t make sense. A BSL-3 makes sense, investigating diseases that affect cattle, sheep and livestock. But it’s not a good site when you’re talking about pathogens that would affect human population.” Russell also said that while he would like to see Plum Island remain a BSL-3 lab because of its contribution to the local economy by providing the area with approximately 175 jobs, the North Fork does not have a proper emergency evacuation plan should there be a security breach at the lab. “One of the problems with Long Island is the inability to evacuate in

a hurry,” he said. “It’s a very daunting task to have to evacuate both forks, moving through a congested Long Island. That would be a real challenge for a small town.” Other local officials think the upgrade is a bad idea as well. “We are against going to a Level-4 facility,” said Suffolk County Executive Steve Levy. “As we have in the past, we will lobby the Federal Government in opposition to elevating this to a BSL-4 lab.” “It would create a greater risk of a potential hazard so close to a major population center,” said Assemblyman Fred Thiele. “It just doesn’t make sense. There’s always been a kind of uncertainty about everything that goes on there.” U.S. Representative Tim Bishop, who has

been fighting the idea of an upgrade to Plum Island for years, said Michael Chertoff, secretary for the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), as well as former secretary Tom Ridge, have assured him that Plum Island is not really being considered. In a June 2003 press release, the DHS stated that they have “no plans in the near or long term for a BSL-4 facility” on Plum Island. Still, John Verrico, a spokesperson for the DHS, said, “There are multiple locations we’re going to consider. We have to continue research on FMD. Because [Plum Island] has the experience doing that, it makes sense to consider it as an option,” adding that a brand new facility would have to be built. Also, the DHS has held public meetings in Southold and is preparing a Draft Environmental Impact Statement (DEIS) for the site. But Will Jenkins, a press representative for Bishop, said Chertoff told them this is all standard procedure. Additionally, Jenkins said they have been given no indication that Chertoff has changed his mind. But that’s a lot of effort for a location that’s not considered a potential future site for a BSL-4 lab. In 1952 the Army Chemical Corps turned the site, originally known as Fort Terry, into a biological warfare lab with the help of a Nazi scientist who ran a similar lab in Germany during World War II. In 1954, the Department of Agriculture took over Plum Island to establish a research center dedicated to studying diseases that could affect livestock, renaming it the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. It has been speculated that the island, which has performed experiments on ticks, accidentally introduced Lyme disease to the world after the disease’s first outbreak occurred in nearby Old Lyme, Connecticut in 1975. Though the disease spread across the country, initially high concentrations of it were found in Connecticut and Suffolk County. Plum Island has also been associated with the spread of the Dutch duck plague in the late 60s, which single-handedly eradicated the thriving Long Island duck market, as well as the outbreak of West Nile virus in the late ‘90s and early 2000s. It has also been rumored that the island has been the home of frozen vials of anthrax. Though government officials have denied any of this, they have acknowledged several accidental releases of FMD that affected livestock in holding pens off Plum Island. The DHS took over Plum Island in 2002. In 2003, the United States General Accounting Office (GAO) issued a report entitled “Combating Bioterrorism: Actions Needed to Improve Security at Plum Island Animal Disease Center.” The report acknowledged that security on the island had improved, but there were still “fundamental concerns” that “the facility was vulnerable to security breaches,” which, since the 9/11 terrorist attacks, is especially reason for concern. Verrico said that Plum Island is very safe. All virus samples are kept in small quantities in freezers. Access to these diseases requires fingerprint verification. And once the samples thaw, if they don’t have a host, they die imme(continued on page 29)

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Jordan Haerter, 19 East End Community Honors a Soldier, Mourns a Son By T.J. Clemente/Susan Galardi Two weeks ago, while stationed at a checkpoint in Ramadi, Iraq, a local teenage boy, a son of Sag Harbor, lost his life in the line of duty. U.S. Marine Lance Cpl. Jordan Haerter, a recent graduate of Pierson High School who enlisted in the Marines in 2006, is the first soldier from Sag Harbor killed in the Iraq war, the first military loss to the Village since World War II. The only child of Joann Lyles and Christian Haerter will now join an honor roll of men and women who have lost their lives while committed to a line of serv-

ice that is respected and cherished by many on the East End. On Saturday morning, a motorcade traveled down Main Street in Sag Harbor, returning Haerter’s body to his hometown. One local resident who watched the proceedings said, “It was like a baby was being taken through the town.” On Saturday and Sunday, a long line of people wanting to pay their respects extended for blocks down 114 from Yardley and Pino Funeral Home in Sag Harbor. The Patriot Guard Riders, a biker group that pays respects to soldiers killed in

battle, held a vigil across from the funeral home, holding American flags as they stood in straight line. Busloads of veterans from surrounding areas were dropped off at the site. The shock to those who knew Haerter is only matched by their grief and sorrow for his family. The town gathered at the First Presbyterian Church in Sag Harbor last Monday afternoon to pay their respects and give tribute to a teenage boy they watched grow into a young man. The details of the cause of death, possibly a roadside or suicide (continued on next page)

CLOSING SCHOOL MAY COST TAXPAYERS MORE After having his first petition to phase out Bridgehampton High School voted down by the school board in March for lack of required financial information, Board Member Joseph Berhalter’s second petition was also rejected for lacking that information. The second petition, filed on April 21, calls for phasing out the high school beginning with the 2008-2009 eighth grade class. Students would be sent to a nearby school district — Southampton, Sag Harbor or East Hampton. With a tuition average of $23,000 per student, Berhalter said the appropriation required would cost the district

$660,150 the first year of the program. Berhalter’s plan only included financial information for the first year of the program. It also failed to include special education costs, which would cost significantly more than $23,000 per student. At the board’s April 28 meeting, Superintendent Dr. Diane Youngblood and district parent and audit committee Kathryn DeGroot gave a presentation, during which DeGroot said that 26% of Bridgehampton school’s population are special education students. The cost per student for special education is $87,812 in Southampton, $49,081 in Sag Harbor and $53,045 in East

Hampton. Also, Berhalter’s transportation costs did not take into account the additional expense of busing students to and from extracurricular activities. DeGroot and Youngblood’s presentation also showed that Berhalter’s plan could cost the district — and taxpayers — millions of dollars once all four years of the high school are phased out. For these reasons, the board voted 5-1 against adding the petition as a referendum to the district’s May 20 ballot, with board member Joseph Conti, who signed both of (continued on the next page)

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bombing, were not yet fully disclosed by the U.S. Department of Defense at the time of this writing. The loss of the future of such a young man has touched the hearts and souls of many members of the community. Over the years there have been many memorials erected to honor members of the U.S. military who have died in service. We honor them again as we honor Jordan Haerter, who was proud of his uniform, home, community and family. On Monday at the Oakland Cemetery in Sag Harbor, Jordan

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added that over the next few months the district needs to aggressively study the possibility of closing down the high school. “We will accept the proposal as soon as it is ready to go in front of our voters,” she said on March 31. “This is too rushed and not well thought out. Photo by Janine Cheviot

Berhalter’s petitions, casting the only dissenting vote. Berhalter was not at the meeting and the board’s vice president, Elizabeth Kotz, said prior to the meeting that he is in Florida. Kotz voted against the petition, saying the financial information is not strong enough, but

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Haerter’s coffin was draped with an American flag. Now part of this historic village’s long legacy, he was laid to rest among other Sag Harbor residents before him, While his mother and father may never truly understand the loss they must live with, they witnessed the respect and honor so many genuinely felt about their child. Haerter was the 30th Long Island resident who lost his life in the Iraq war. More than 4,000 members of the U.S. military have been killed since the war began five years ago.

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By Victoria L. Cooper “I wake up in the morning and worry about poetry. I don’t worry about business. It just happens organically,” said Philip Schultz, East Hampton resident, poet, fiction writer and educator who was just awarded the 2008 Pulitzer Prize in poetry for his latest book Failure. The Pulitzer Prize is regarded as the most prestigious and highest honor for print, literary and musical compositions. Each year, 21 recipients receive a certificate and a $10,000 cash award, which Schultz said he will use to finally finish his kitchen. Established by Joseph Pulitzer in 1911 (he left money to Columbia University), the prize is administered by Columbia University with an independent board that reviews candidates. Schultz now joins the ranks of Robert Frost, Carl Sandburg, Gary Snyder, Robert Lowell, Mary Oliver, William Carlos Williams and many others as the beneficiary of this prestigious award. Schultz grew up in Rochester, New York and first came to the East End in 1977 when he stepped off the train in Amagansett and said, “I could really live here.” And although he spent many years in San Francisco, completing a bachelor’s degree at San Francisco State University and then in Iowa completing a master’s degree at the University of Iowa Writers Workshop, Schultz felt like there was nothing as beautiful as the big skies and fresh ocean air of the East End. At first he found a room in a garage and worked on poetry, but soon after became a Hamptons regular, finding solace at the Sea Breeze on Atlantic Avenue in Amagansett. During the recession of 1991 he finally caught a break and purchased a fixerupper house in East Hampton at a time when the price was right. To date, Schultz has been teaching creative writing for nearly 30 years and founded the Writers Studio in 1987 after spending four years as the director of New York University’s graduate creative writing program. Schultz has taught undergraduate and graduate fiction, poetry, literature and craft classes at Tufts University, Kalamazoo College, University of Massachusetts at Boston, Columbia University and New York University. He has written many works of fiction and poetry, including Living in the Past (2004), The

Philip Schultz Poet Holy Worm of Praise (2002), the poetry chapbook, My Guardian Angel Stein (1986), Deep Within the Ravine (1984 recipient of The Academy of American Poets’ Lamont Prize); and Like Wings (1978 winner of an American Academy & Institute of Arts and Letters

also received awards from the American Academy of Arts and Letters and the Academy of American Poets, as well as the Levinson Prize from Poetry magazine. His book, Living in the Past, was chosen for the 2005 New York Public Library list, which features books recommended for teenagers. Aside from writing, what Schultz loves to do most when in East Hampton is take his dog, Penelope, for a walk along the ocean or to the dog park in Springs. He often goes with his two children, Eli, 11, and Augie, 8, who both play Little League. His wife Monica Banks is a wellknown sculptor whose work you might recognize — a red, 14-ton sculpture in the middle of Times Square called “Faces.” He enjoys eating at World Pie, Meeting House, Nick and Toni’s and anywhere else that is kid-friendly. Schultz explains that his boys are “artist jocks — the kids go with us everywhere,” and just the other day when his sons asked for a new Wii Nintendo game Schultz responded, “Why should I buy you another $50 game?” And his sons answered by saying “Why not? We were your inspiration!” And they’re right. His sons do serve as a giant part of his motivation and Schultz has dedicated his books to his children. Most recently, Failure was for Augie, who proudly sat with his father at one of the readings and signed his name under the dedication as well. “I think he really likes the limelight,” Schultz added. Yet before anything else, Schultz was an artist before he was a writer. In high school he was the go-to cartoonist and painted as much as possible. By the time he was 16 he knew he wanted to write but it didn’t come easy — he has dyslexia and didn’t fully learn how to read until the 5th grade. But as he became more comfortable with writing and expressing himself, Schultz never forgot the importance and value of education and that’s why he started the Writers Studio, a nondegree granting, private school founded on the belief that when the desire to write is strong enough, anyone can learn the craft necessary for full creative expression. Schultz explained, “I am a lucky man. I love teaching.” The Writers Studio hosts about 300 students including its schools in Greenwich Village, San Francisco, Tucson and online. It’s for poets and fiction writers and the philosophy teaches “persona writing.” As far as Failure is concerned, Schultz knew

Schultz now joins the ranks of Robert Frost, Carl Sandburg, Gary Snyder, Robert Lowell and many others as the beneficiary of this prestigious award. Award as well as a National Book Award nomination). His work has been published in The New Yorker, Partisan Review, The New Republic, The Paris Review and Slate, among other magazines, and he is the recipient of a 2005 Guggenheim Fellowship in Poetry. He has

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COMING IN FOR A LANDING FEE AT EH AIRPORT By David Lion Rattiner It’s called the “Airport Master Plan” and it’s getting a lot of attention from the East Hampton Town Board. Last Wednesday the Board held a meeting to discuss the future of the East Hampton Airport. With private helicopters, private jets and little Cessnas flying in and out of the airport all summer long, the cost of running the facility has been going up and future plans for the airport need to be considered. In addition, the rise of the private jet service industry, such as Blue Star Jets and Marquis Jets, which allow rental of a private airplane and crew, has also added tremendously to the airport’s use. With all of the extra traffic, the little East Hampton Airport experiences traffic above and beyond other airports of similar size and staff. In 2007 alone, 31,000 planes made their way into East Hampton through the airport. The extra airport traffic has caught the attention of neighbors who complain about the noise from helicopters in the summertime, as well as the Town, which is recognizing the need for a state-of-the-art airport. The additional use for such a small airport has put a strain on its infrastructure — most of it resulting from the extra use of runway 10-28, which has cracks in need of repair. New lighting and a new road are also on the “to do” list. The estimated cost of these projects is upwards of half a million dollars, not exactly small potatoes when it comes to a local airport. At the meeting, the consulting firm Simat, Helliesen and Eichner, whose business is studying and recommending financial models for airports, gave a presentation to the Town Board. They delivered a mind-numbing array of financial models to show ways the airport

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could generate revenue for the Town. A very interesting issue regarding the airport is whether or not the Town should accept money from the FAA. Why wouldn’t they? Because if the Town accepts FAA grants, with it comes guidelines that the airport must adhere to, including specific management practices and reserving airport revenues solely for the airport. Because the initial FAA monies would be a one-time grant, running the airport without the FAA’s assistance would be preferred — if it makes financial sense. East Hampton Town Supervisor Bill McGintee stopped the presentation when talk of selling off land to generate up front monies for the airport was presented. “Let’s go back for a second and have a look at what would happen if we leased the land,” he said. With a few keystrokes, consultant Alex Zaslov quickly entered into the computer a leasing formula and the numbers all came

back black, indicating that leasing land vs. selling the land was worth considering. As of today, the best strategy to consider for generating additional revenue for the airport is to charge landing fees, which can be increased and placed onto transient flights, but not onto fliers who lease hangers at the airport. The financial model presented to the Town was based on Gabreski and Brookhaven airports as well as Islip. It showed projected traffic activity, commercial revenue and forecast models with a variety of factors, the most significant being increased landing fees. An obvious answer to the airports future is to pass along the cost to those who come in on transient flights in private jets through increasing landing fees. “You can’t do that just for one type of aircraft,” said Zaslov. “You have to pass along a fee increase to all of the different types of aircraft.” Something that came up briefly at the meeting was the possibility of selling advertising at the airport to major brands such as Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein. It was quickly passed over by the board members, who indicated that a significant amount of money would not come from such a project and that so far, that plan was not going to impact the airport. No decisions on what to do have been made yet about the airport, but they are getting closer to an answer. Will this stop you from flying your jet in this summer? Probably not. But runway 10-28 might be a little bumpy.

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diately. “The main concern is these diseases that can affect people,” he said. “What people seem to be most nervous about is, what if there’s a release? But that’s pretty much impossible. The quantities on site would be for lab testing. There’s not enough to cause anyone to get ill. These diseases do not transmit from person to person or by breathing them in.” “Plum Island has been here for the last 50 years and has worked quite well as a laboratory,” said the facility’s director, Larry Barrett, who will not comment on whether the island is a good site for a BSL-4 lab until the DEIS is released. “It operates quite well and it operates quite safely, but we don’t have the room here that we need. Our primary disease is FMD, but we need to expand that to other high threat diseases so we can do more research.” A BSL-4 lab would require even more stringent security, including additional filtration on ventilation systems and additional treatment of waste materials. The DEIS should be available to the public no later than June and will be followed by another public meeting. The DHS hopes to make its decision sometime this year.

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New York Post after he bought it, turning it into a gossipy, snickering braggart that everybody is appalled with when they are not otherwise secretly and delightfully reading it. Newsday? Well, Newsday does seem to have lost its focus these past few years. Murdoch will be sorely tempted to give it the same sort of gossipy feel that the Post has. He might even combine some of the editorial services, having reporters write for both papers. One can see headlines that read “BUTTAFUOCO MAY RETURN TO LI” if Joey Buttafuoco, the long time ago auto mechanic who once lived here, were to be induced to say that in his current digs in LA. “PHOOEY TO CABLEVISION” might be another headline if Cablevision announced a rate hike. Newsday doesn’t deserve such a fate. It is the only daily on Long Island, and it’s the tenth largest newspaper in the country. And Long Island surely needs at least one daily to give it a serious point of view. And there is only one daily on Long Island. The second bidder in this war is billionaire Mort Zuckerman, an East Hampton resident who has made his money in publishing and real estate. Zuckerman owns the New York Daily News, a bitter competitor to the New York Post, but without the nasty attitude. Zuckerman makes money publishing the Daily News while Murdoch loses money publishing the New York Post. Zuckerman! He also publishes U. S. News and World Report and The Atlantic, and he owns numerous skyscrapers in town.

I know Zuckerman because we’ve been locked in an annual duel, he as the perennial pitcher for the Writers at the ArtistWriters softball game, and me as the umpire calling balls and strikes over his shoulder. We’ve been out there together each year for about 15 years, so yes, I’d say I know him at least a little bit. I’m kind of rooting for Zuckerman to come out on top in this battle. On Friday, he matched Murdoch’s offer to the penny, a very smart move. So now he’s at the same money but without the regulation problems. Finally, in the mix, is the third bidder, James Dolan, owner, along with his father Charles Dolan, of Cablevision. Cablevision was, for nearly 20 years, who you had to pay if you wanted to watch television on Long Island. They had a monopoly they held tightly for that long, and as I am also in the media business, I felt it was not democratic for them to quash all competition. The playing field has changed since those days, however, and I’m willing to forgive and forget. Charles will go down in history as a great TV programming genius, having created HBO, BRAVO, A&E, the History Channel and News 12, and he bought the New York Knicks, Madison Square Garden, the Rockettes and Radio City Music Hall and several other enter-

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that it “hit a nerve” because of its level or personal disclosure. “People were emotional at readings — especially men,” he said. The idea of failure is so personal, it’s something that we all experience, an integral part of the human condition and many aspects of this book talk about the darkest periods in Schultz’s life — when his father passed away, when he and his mother were broke — “I felt like I was carrying around some shameful secret,” he explained. But finally, after so many years, Schultz dealt with this part — perhaps it was the necessary distance, the necessary years, or because he’s finally happy. But Schultz said that his wife summed it up perfectly, “Everyone sees themselves as a failure except those who really are.” And he continued to relate failure to baseball — “If you hit three out of ten pitches, you’re good — I mean you’re failing 70% of the time.” Schultz is planning to write a book about starting a school and what it’s been like — “I never know what I’m capable of, I can’t write conventionally” — and we hope he doesn’t start to.

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endars and event planning with the hope of attracting more tourists. They each deal with their loss in different ways but alternately admire the other for the ability to overcome. The two find romance in the remote forests of upper Michigan. Their respective children are against the union but in time come to terms with their parents finding new life after the loss of loved ones. This was Agria’s third book — Time in a Garden and VOX HUMANA: The Human Voice being her first two novels. She started fiction writing after a long career writing about rural community development and workforce issues. She also was the author for 20 years of a newspaper column entitled “Winning the Rat Race” that eventually became a college level textbook. Agria brings her life experience and aptitude for writing deftly to the table with In Transit. It does display some weaknesses, as Lib frequently becomes angry and defensive, presumably due to the sexual tension that was not apparent, although expected. The standard romantic conflict between hero and heroine felt forced and unnatural with angry outbursts arriving out of thin air. Agria makes up for those weaknesses with her sweet and charming characters. Lib comes into contact with an assorted and likeable group of individuals, as she becomes a part of this close-knit community. Annie, the owner of the local Greek restaurant, has had her own share of struggles but always has a smile and a cheery word. Arvo, the handyman of the campground, has seen his share of loss also but manages to bring a goofy humor to the book. In Transit is in many ways a standard romance as the end of the book becomes a little obvious somewhere in the second chapter, leaving the reader with few surprises. The journey is still filled with pleasant familial interactions and the reader will enjoy watching the characters grow and progress. Agria manages to broach the tender subject of losing a spouse and the difficult journey of moving on. Those of retirement age are faced with a multitude of issues to be faced after the death of a loved one. Having led full, rich lives, how does a person continue to exist with fulfillment after loss? Is it a betrayal of many years spent together, raising families and building lives to move on and find love again? In today’s day and age, people are living longer, fuller lives. How can a person ignore the second lifetime left to live after retirement? Agria displays moments of wisdom, the kind that only a lifetime of experiences can wield. She certainly is in touch with the issues surrounding today’s baby boomers. As her heroine, Lib, ventures off on her own, the reader cheers on this lone woman reclaiming her life. May we all have the courage and spunk of Lib Aventura and never get “too old” to live.

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reading. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time that… This Wednesday, May 7, there is a launch party in Manhattan at a Fifth Avenue apartment. On Friday, May 9, there is a launch

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party in the Hamptons at Wölffer Estate in Sagaponack. And on Saturday, I start a bookstore tours and chapter readings. The first is May 10 at BookHampton in East Hampton from 5 to 7 p.m. where I will read the chapter

“Speed King” about a time in the 1970s when I got put in jail. They did let me out for this Saturday’s book reading. Though I do have to wear an ankle bracelet. I hope to see you there. •

secretary of commerce] to overrule New York, he would have to believe that there’s no other alternative, that the national interest is at stake and that it’s more important than any of the local statewide concerns. So we believe the bar is high. Broadwater will fail and they really should have just cut their losses and gone home.”

Though the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission approved the project in March, residents and officials from both New York and Connecticut have protested the project because of environmental and safety concerns. New York State and the Federal Government received approximately 60,000 handwritten letters and 100,000 signatures protesting the barge.

FROM THE NEW YORK STATE ASSEMBLY Fellow citizens: I have been following with interest and frankly, joy, as the people of the Hamptons have risen up to take back the Hampton Subway from those who had planned to make it into a private club for the ultra-rich. But I do have to say that we have here on the agenda up in Albany a bill to authorize the use of $1.2 billion in real estate transfer tax money — an amount that will reduce to zero any money brought in by this tax and potentially used for saving farmland during the next ten

years — for use in purchasing the Subway and making it a State-run public service transit system. It appears this might not be necessary just now, but just in case we are continuing to keep this on the agenda and are planning to act on it on May 17, if the volunteers who are currently running the service appear to be petering out. That is, by the way, the same day that Aspinall is scheduled to die. Just letting you know that we are watching.

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Adrienne Esposito, executive director of Citizens Campaign for the Environment, a Long Island group that led the campaign against the Broadwater project, is unfazed by the appeal. “Broadwater continues to be obnoxious and we feel very strongly that they will lose,” she said, adding that New York State has never lost on an appeal of a CZMA ruling. “In order for [the

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number of U.S. Dollars that are in circulation in Basinoba. Paperwork is there signed by the Premier, and just waiting for Aspinall’s signature. We also have found one-way plane tickets for Aspinall and his wife to Havana. He was obviously intending to flee. We have turned over these documents to the Grand Jury. Death by electric chair might not be the only penalty that Mr. Aspinall has to endure. Meanwhile, I have to report that our police department has taken over the securing of the safety of the Hampton Subway riders and their volunteers. Paperwork we have found confirms that Aspinall never consummated the deal that announced he was the seller and the two buyers were billionaires Ali Xavier Bedoin and Harold Goldenstein, who planned to turn it into a private club. But we cannot contact the owner of the subway system, which continues to be Mr. Aspinall, to ask what he wants done about all these thousands of deliriously happy trespassers on his property because he is on death row and cannot take calls. The security chief, hired by Aspinall, Eliot Spitzer, has fled. And so in this vacuum we have stepped in to see that the banjo music being played on the platform in East Hampton and the fruit vendors who have set up an underground market on the Southampton platform, are all operating, as they should. We are told that our new New York State Governor, David Paterson, is ordering in the National Guard to take over and that is fine, but we have not yet received any word about that since the announcement was made ten days ago. The NY National Guard’s civilian head these days is Michael Brown, formerly the head of FEMA, and he has not yet returned our phone calls. Tom Brody Hampton Chief of Police

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The Sheltered Islander Sheltered Islander #496 Marriage: The Good, The Bad, The Compromises I found this charming collection of advice from kids about marriage and I had to share it as we enter bridal season; forewarned is forearmed. The question: What do you think about getting married? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 (spoken like a true man’s man) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. — Kristen, age 10 You can tell if two people are married if they seem to be yelling at the same kids. — Derrick, age 8

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have something to say if you listen long enough. — Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

looks like a dump truck. — Ricky, age 10

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. — Martin, age 10 (great strategy kid, truth is over rated)

The kids aren’t so far off the mark. If you’re getting married for the first time this spring, here are some things they don’t tell you in the bridal magazines. “The Romance Stops Here” should be stamped on the back of the marriage license. Men engage romantic gestures for only three purposes in life 1) to get you in the sack 2) to get out of trouble 3) on Valentine’s Day, but only if you remind them and only because they have to, but otherwise they view Valentine’s Day as a costly nuisance. Whatever household chores they were able to perform pre-nuptials, they lose the ability to perform post-nuptials. Before marriage, men were able to live independently. They could cook, clean, do laundry and even remember to take out the garbage. Within six months of marriage, they lose the ability to do any of these things. The wedding band constricts their finger and cuts off blood flow to the part of the brain that knew how to do chores. They become eight-year-old boys again. Suddenly they can’t do anything but watch TV. It happened to all my friends’ husbands too. Suddenly, we, the liberated women of the 70s, were doing all the work our un-liberated mothers of the 50s did, plus we got to work fulltime jobs. Just once, it would have been nice to come home to a dinner already made — take out doesn’t count — but in 18 years, it never hap-

If your date is going bad, I would run home and play dead. The next day I would call the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. — Craig, age 9 (what happened to “hop on the bus” Gus?) When is it okay to kiss someone? Oh that’s easy, when they’re rich. — Pam, age 7 (a girl after my own heart) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do. — Howard, age 8 (so, Republican are BORN, not made after all)

What do my Mom and Dad have in common? Um, both don’t want any more kids. — Lori, age 8

It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys have to get married because they need someone to clean up after them. — Anita, age 9 (from the mouths of babes)

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In a phone interview, Waters said that his goal was not to shut down Nick’s, but to enforce the law for the protection of the people who go there. Creegan said the Chamber was in agreement with Waters. But the Town plan to build permanent restroom facilities was rejected by the DEC last year because the proposed building site was in a coastal erosion zone. Under the New York State law, permanent facilities with hot and cold running water must be located within 500 feet of the edges of the lifeguard patrolled swimming area. Creegan said that the site found by Schneiderman is within this distance. Waters did not attend the meeting Friday, but made it known that the proposed steps are possible, and that he hopes to have

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Nick’s Beach opened for use this season. Creegan added, “The Chamber will do what it must to make sure the Town acts responsibly to do what Waters deems adequate to insure everything is within acceptable safe and sanitary guidelines. Nick’s Beach is an important beach to the Village of Montauk.” It won’t be too long before crowds of visitors and seasonal residents flock to Montauk, many who head for Nick’s beach. Hopefully they will enjoy use of the upgraded restroom facilities. It’s what the Montauk Chamber of Commerce wants, what the Town of East Hampton wants and what Supervisor Waters demands as he does his job in the best interest of public health safety.

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And then, after a slight pause, which opened a brief gap, there came three black SUVS all by themselves with flags fluttering on the fenders. “It’s HIM! It’s HIM!” somebody shouted. “Which one?” He was in the middle one. There was a driver and a police officer with an earpiece in the front. And then in the back seat, a man in full white religious regalia next to another man in full red religious regalia. “It’s the Pope! It’s the Pope!” “Did you see him?” “Did you get a picture?” It was only a split second view of him that I got. I hold it steady in my mind. He was not waving. He was not looking out and smiling. He was looking straight forward, probably thinking of wherever it was he was going. The man in red was doing the same thing. More motorcyclists and box vans and SUVs and Town Cars came by after the three SUVs did, and I remained with all the other people right there on the curb behind the barrier, taking it all in. What an entourage he had. What

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a mobile home he had. What a bunch of other officials he had. Soon, the parade of vehicles became fewer and fewer. It was over. “He BLESSED us!” an older man said. People began to move. Cameras were put away and cell phones were coming out. Everyone wanted to talk about what just happened. “You will remember this for the rest of your life,” a mother told a girl of about eight. Now we knew it really was over. Down the street came a moving van with Tel Aviv Moving Co. on the side, and below a squiggle of white spray paint. And behind that, a yellow taxi cab.

Things began to return to normal. The police cars blocking Lex got moved. The traffic began to flow. The spectators began to walk down the sidewalks again. The only remnant of all this was everybody talking excitedly. It had been quite a 15 minutes. And then there was just one last swoop of a chopper overhead, and that was it. I crossed 87th Street, turned right on 86th, and headed for Fifth and home. “Looks good,” she said, when I arrived there. “They did a good job. You had to wait?” “Yup.” A helicopter went right over our building. “You know the Pope’s in town,” she said. •

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pened to me. I don’t know of any women, unless married to a chef, who ever came home to a homemade dinner. Fence mending — it’s all on you. Prior to marriage, there is a chance he’ll accept 10 maybe 20% of the blame for something he did. After marriage, HA! Once married, it’s either your fault, or we don’t discuss it. And regardless of whose fault anything is, it is you, the wife, who must be the first one to make the peace. All fence mending is done by you, period. Men can’t admit they are wrong, or apologize because it burns a hole in their tongue. Otherwise, I’m sure they’d be happy to admit error for that prenuptial 10% of the time. Lastly, your handbag. Once for your personal items, it must now carry his wallet, sunglasses, reading glasses, important papers, cigarettes and lighter, keys, garage remote and cell phone. Don’t believe me? Look at a single woman’s purse and then look at a married woman’s purse. I rest my case.

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doesn’t give the proper information.” Citing a study by the University of Michigan, Berhalter contended that the ideal size for a high school is between 600 and 900 students. “When it falls below that, learning drops off,” he said. “When it falls below 300, learning drops off even more.” Bridgehampton High School currently has 49 students. Many residents and board members argued that students benefit from the school’s small size and individualized attention. “The classes that come out of this building have always been relatively small,” Walker said. “And some pretty successful people come out of this building. We don’t have any dropouts. At any other school, you could fall through the cracks and become a nobody.” Though he stresses his petition is about keeping the students’ best interests in mind, Berhalter also suggested that closing the school would have a financial benefit to district taxpayers. “With only 40 kids in the school, it doesn’t make economic sense to keep it open,” he said. However, looking at the current situation in Springs, which sends its students to East Hampton High School, Walker disagrees. Because of rising tuition costs for these students, Springs is facing a potential budget increase of nearly 12% over the current school year. On average, this could cost homeowners between $306 and $466 in additional taxes.

If their children attend school in another district, Bridgehampton parents will not be able to vote on referendums and school board elections, Walker said. “District parents will have no say in how their kids are educated or finances,” he added. “Another district could very easily put the burden back on us.” There was a similar movement to close the high school 20 years ago, during the 1987-88 school year, when there was substantial racial tension in the village. After a group brought forward a similar petition signed by more than 150 people, the issue of closing the high school was added to that year’s ballot and passed by only six votes, 313-307. A group of parents and one teacher appealed the results, challenging the legality of 19

absentee ballots, which ultimately determined the outcome of the vote. After the appeal went to the state commissioner of education, who called for a revote on the issue, the movement to close the school failed. “A nasty situation evolved,” said Richard Hendrickson, one of the parents who appealed the vote. “Bridgehampton High School has always been very comforting to the majority of students who are in it because the teachers tend to be a very caring group. I believe and still do believe in the strength of the school as it was at that time. I thought it was better for children to be in that environment rather than be thrown into another environment.” He said that while the issue may have had racial undertones in the ‘80s, race isn’t really an issue these days, since the school is now evenly numbered among white, black and Hispanic students. But the argument for closing the school was fueled by the same mode of thinking, that students fare better in a larger learning environment, said Dr. Merritt White, who also was among the group that appealed the vote in the ‘80s. He added, “Big is not necessarily better. There are small private colleges and gigantic universities. All have something good to offer.” He also called Berhalter “a one-man wrecking crew,” adding, “He’s going about this the wrong way, certainly, instead of working with the school board to bring his argument through the right channels.”

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Clams Last weekend felt like summer. The good vibes, the bad driving and the salty beer was all there. Saturday was gorgeous in Montauk and I made plans to cook dinner for a few friends at Ditch Plains. My buddy Tom from the city and I went out to the fish market in Montauk to get some food and we fell in love with the idea of eating raw clams. Tom was so obsessed with the idea that he couldn’t think clearly. “Approximately how many clams are in two dozen?” he asked. “Approximately 24,” the owner of the market replied with a smile. True story. We made our way back to my place and I spread the clams out on the kitchen counter, all 24 of them. “Do you have any idea how to shuck these?” Tom asked me. “Of course I do. I’M A BONACKER!” With pride, I busted out a shucking knife, which I secretly bought at the fish market. Tom’s wife, my girlfriend and a few others started to pour into the driveway. It was time to start

shucking. I have absolutely no idea how to shuck a clam, but how hard could it be? I picked up a clam, and attempted to wedge the knife into it with no success. A little embarrassed, I tried sawing into the front of the clam. Nothing. The clam was like a steel fortress. How did the Indians break into these things, I thought. “Be careful dude, you might cut yourself.” “Lay off me, I know what I’m doing. I was born shucking clams,” I said with my best Bonac accent. The fact of the matter is I’m the son of a newspaperman. My dad and I never have gone fishing or clamming together and he never taught me the waterways of Bonac Crick. I was taught politics, writing and the amazing taste of lox on a bagel — but I hate admitting that. After all, I’m third generation. I inherited clam-shucking ability. It is in my blood, along with boating, sailing, surfing, eating lobster every night of the week and knowing how to drive any large piece of construction equipment as well as an intimate understanding of how to build a deck, fix a motor and landscape 25 acres of a very rich man’s private estate. It is my Bonac and God given right

to shuck a few clams for guests at my home and then drink a Budweiser while discussing Little League games. “I got this, don’t worry,” I said. I drew the knife in closer, a grown man holding a knife close to his chest, knowing he could stab himself, attempting to shuck a clam. And then it happened. The knife sliced right through my thumb. I started to bleed on the clam, but I saw an opening and shucked my way through, with my thumb gushing. “I got it!” “Dude, you’re bleeding.” My thumb was really bleeding now and it required some attention, so I quickly wrapped it up with a paper towel. It was now really starting to hurt, but I didn’t want to look like a wimp in front of my friends. “You know what I’m thinking?” “That you can’t shuck a clam?” “Of course I can shuck a clam. You just saw me do it. No, now I’m thinking that I’m really in the mood for some steamed clams.” “Yes, yes but — ” Tom replied. “Good. Now somebody get on the phone and call an ambulance. I think I need stitches.”

AUTHOR READSCHAPTERS OF BOOK“INTHEHAMPTONS” If sometime this summer you see someone in the Hamptons talking on a microphone to a crowd of a dozen people somewhere, don’t be surprised. From May 10 to Labor Day, author Dan Rattiner takes his book and microphone to one of 25 different locations in the Hamptons to give a short history lesson about each place followed by the reading of the appropriate chapter that took place there. Q&A period follows. The public is invited free of charge. The book being read is a memoir entitled In the Hamptons: My Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Authors, Celebrities and Billionaires. It chronicles the author’s encounters with the community as it came of age during the last half century to become a

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glittering summer resort for the wealthy. The author founded Dan’s Papers in 1960 and has been the longtime Publisher and Editor. The first public reading takes place on May 10 at 11 a.m. at BookHampton in East Hampton. The chapter he will read is “Speed King” about a restaurant owner on Newtown Lane, who, in 1968, witnessed the author, wearing a bathing suit and in handcuffs, being helped out a police car to cross the sidewalk into the front entrance of the EH Village Police Station. What happened next is part of a hilarious account of that time in the Hamptons. The following day at 11 a.m., you will find the author down at the Atlantic Avenue Beach in Amagansett, which was the exact

location where Nazi saboteurs landed on American shores bent on sowing havoc during the Second World War. The chapter read does not chronicle that account but involves the making of the horror movie The Flesh Eaters at a nearby beach, where a mad Nazi scientist is making huge creatures that will help him take over the world. The author was on staff at the set, and so recounts some of those adventures, which ultimately resulted in the nationwide release of this film in 1967 at movie houses everywhere. It got very mixed reviews but is today a film cult classic. For the full schedule, visit danrattiner.com and click on “book tour.” For interviews with the author, call Ansley Rosner at Random House at 212-782-9740

posed center, he had hired attorneys to investigate the legality of specific aspects of this project. They were even contemplating a lawsuit if necessary. Marissa Lamport added that she felt the Town wanted the medical center so they could get more affordable housing. But Southampton Town Supervisor Linda Kabot had denied this, and said, “We are not doing this just to get affordable housing in East Quogue, and we have other target property such as farmlands and scenic gateways.” “We did hearings and many people came,” she continued. “At least with this new zoning, it will not allow things like 7-Elevens or auto dealers, but less intensive businesses.” Jefferson Murphee, Southampton Town Planning and Development Administrator, said this project was “entirely consistent with the zoning.” He said the former zoning of highway

business would have allowed strip commercial businesses, with buildings upwards of 15,000 square feet, and with the new zoning it allows buildings of 3,000 square feet maximum. Each of the three proposed buildings meets these requirements. But now, after meetings of the residents and meetings of the minds, things have changed. It is common that developers and residents bump heads when it comes to building plans. It is uncommon for the two parties to walk away feeling that an agreeable compromise has been reached. Murphee said Vero is trying to keep the medical center within the character of the area. “These three buildings will look residential when they are completed, and I think people will like it,” said Murphee. “I am glad it finally worked out.”

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of five affordable apartments above them, at the corner of Weesuck Avenue and Montauk Highway. There would have been a parking lot with at least 48 spaces and an entrance and exit onto Weesuck Avenue. This past March, the Southampton Planning Board approved the project with conditions. Since then, the neighbors have held several meetings with the Southampton planning officials, voicing their concerns about increased activity. Darlene Sacks, who lives across the street, had gotten over 100 signatures on a petition of people who didn’t want the medical center. Logan had originally said that he’d also be impacted. “It would destroy the residential character of our area,” he had said. Along with neighbor Steve Urkowitz, Marissa and Joe Lamport, who live next door to the pro-

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MUSIC FESTIVAL OF THE HAMPTONS SPRING GALA In celebration of their upcoming 13th season, The Music Festival of the Hamptons honored Jack Lenor Larsen, Founder of Longhouse, at The Lotos Club in NY.

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Frazer Dougherty, Christine Wasserstein, Dan Rattiner

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"FIT TO BE TIED" @ GUILD HALL It was standing room only at Guild Hall's "Naked Stage," where a very funny reading of Nicky Silver's "Fit To Be Tied," an outrageous little gem about the power of love was held.

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FOOD ALLERGY INITIATIVE BENEFIT The Food Allergy Initiative's spring luncheon was held at Cipriani in NYC to benefit research aimed at treating and raising awareness of life-threatening food allergies.

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"ONCE UPON A TIME..." GALA Lenox Hill Neighborhood House's Annual Gala, "Once Upon a Time..." preview of the Spring International Art & Antique Show, underwritten by Rolex, featured some of the top Hampton designers, artists, and tastemakers. Guests enjoyed wine donated by Wolffer Estate Vineyard in Sagaponack.

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WELSH POETS @THE SOUTHAMPTON INN Photos: Lisa Tamburini Text: Maria Tennariello It was like an afternoon in Wales at the Southampton Inn where the North Sea Poetry Scene presented Welsh poets Peter Thabit Jones and Aeronwy Thomas, daughter of Dylan Thomas in a special reading. A special highlight was acclaimed singer Trefor Ellis, Ms. Thomas' husband who performed traditional Welsh tunes.

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Photos & Text: Kimberly Goff RITES OF SPRING LONGHOUSE RESERVE Every year when daffodils are in bloom, Jack Lenor Larsen and LongHouse Reserve welcomes the season with a "Rites of Spring" party. There was a concurrent opening of the show "100 Vessels at LongHouse" and the presentation of the new sculptures including a bronze sculpture by Bryan Hunt entitled, "Plunge". Bryan Hunt was on sight to meet and greet supporters of LongHouse. Bryan Hunt with his sculpture

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There are far too many New York residents who don’t even know about Long Island wines. And that’s a real shame. Long Island wineries have had mixed success breaking into the Manhattan market. Limited marketing budgets are partly to blame — but ignorant snobbery against local wines is the main cause, I think. Why do so many New Yorkers turn up their noses at local wines? Well, this is America and Americans want the “best” of everything, regardless of where it’s made. “Best” goes inside quotes because too often we let others tell us what is best, rather than trusting ourselves. And because relatively few “experts” are lauding Long Island wines as the world-class products they are, plenty of people don’t give them a shot. And, because these wines aren’t in high demand in the city, few top bottles make it into shops and onto restaurant wine lists. Sure, there are a few Long Island wines here and there, but not enough for people to create their own informed opinion. So what can Long Island wineries do to attract New York consumers, build on their reputation and — hopefully — create demand? They can take part in events like Brooklyn Uncorked on May 14 at BAM Cafe in Park Slope, Brookyln.

Organized by the Long Island Wine Council, Edible Brooklyn and Edible East End, Brooklyn Uncorked will bring together 30 Long Island wineries, top local breweries and food vendors and restaurants — all in one place. Think of it as a onestop shop for locally focused foodies. The event runs from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. and tickets are $50. Last year’s edition sold out and it showed — the room was packed with people. This year, they’ve decided to expand the event into BAM’s lobby so that more wineries can participate along with local breweries like Blue Point Brewery, Brooklyn Brewery, Heartland Brewery, Sixpoint Craft Ales, and Southampton Publick House. The wineries pouring at the event include Bedell Cellars, Bridge Vineyards, Castello di Borghese, Channing Daughters, Clovis Point Wines, Corey Creek Vineyards, Duckwalk Vineyards, Jamesport Vineyards, Jason’s Vineyard, Lieb Family Cellars, Lenz Winery, Long Island Meadery, Macari Vineyards, Martha Clara Winery, Old Field Vineyards, Osprey’s Dominion, Palmer Vineyards, Paumanok Vineyards, Peconic Bay Winery, Pelligrini, Pindar, Raphael, Roanoke Vineyards, Shinn Estate Vineyards, Vineyard 48, Waters Crest Winery, and Wölffer Estate Vineyards.

Stinky Bklyn and Whole Foods Market will be serving cheese, Wine Cellar Sorbets will be scooping their delicious wine-based sorbets, Bodum will be pouring freshly pressed coffees, and Grown-up Soda (GuS) will be serving natural sodas to the designated drivers in the room. If I had one criticism of last year’s event it was that there wasn’t nearly enough food available for attendees. When you’re pouring that much wine, you can’t let people drink it on empty stomachs. It sounds as if organizers have solved that problem. Local restaurants from the Park Slope and Fort Greene neighborhoods, including Bonita, Flatbush Farm, iCi (where I had a pre-event lunch last year), La Maison du Couscous, Little D Eatery, Palo Santo, Smoke Joint (where I had a post-event dinner last year), and Stonehome Wine Bar, as well as Great Performances caterers, will be on hand with their delicious fare. Music will be provided by WLIU radio. Glasses are courtesy of Reidel. It promises to be a great afternoon and evening of local delectables. If you already love local wines, it’s a great opportunity to taste the latest and greatest. And if you don’t, come give them a try again. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

North Fork Events FRIDAY, MAY 2 QUILTING LECTURE- At 7:30 p.m. check out a ‘Let’s Talk Quilting Designs’ program hosted by Eastern Long Island Quilters’ Guild at Southold Town Recreation Center, Peconic. Carol Blevins discusses how to select a design, create your own patterns, how to make designs fit into specific areas and more. Nonmembers: $5. 631-866-1354. KNIGHT AT THE RACES- At 6 p.m. check out Knight at the Races at Knights of Columbus Hall, Cutchogue; includes 6 races and buffet dinner. Donation: $8. 631-734-7338.

SATURDAY, MAY 3 CONCERT- At 7:30 p.m. check out a concert by The Recorder Orchestra of New York at Mattituck Presbyterian Church, sponsored by Friends of Mattituck-Laurel Library. Unique orchestra performs Renaissance, Baroque and contemporary music on a variety of recorders. Free. 631-2984134. GARDEN CONSERVANCY- From 10 a.m.-4 p.m. check out Garden Conservancy’s Open Days program featuring self-guided tour of Manfred and Roberta Lee’s 2.5-acre garden in Cutchogue, which includes Victorian house and outbuildings, 1000 blooming tulips and spectacular old redbud. Fee: $5; pay on site by cash or check; children under 12, free. No RSVP. Rain or shine. 1-888-842-2442, www.opendaysprogram.org. NORTH FORK LITTLE LEAGUE- At 11:15 a.m. the North Fork Little League opening day program at Southold Town Recreation Center, Peconic. All players report in uniform; parade to Tasker Park for opening day party begins at noon. Event includes live music, food, baseball and softball. www.northforklittleleague.org. DERBY DAY- Derby Day in Greenport, old-fashioned village celebration of renovation of horse-watering fountain on Adams Street, sponsored by Greenport BID and Greenport Merchants’ Association. Noon—Opening trumpet call and rededication of fountain. 2 p.m.—Best derby hat contest; first prize $500 Greenport Greenbacks, courtesy of BID. All day— Mint juleps at local ice cream shops and restaurants, live horses, pony rides, carousel rides, period costumes and more. 1-4 p.m.—Museums open to visitors. 631-477-0371. GREENPORT CLEAN-UP- From 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m.: North Street cleanup sponsored by Group for the East End in

cooperation with Greenport Village, Southold Town and Suffolk County, part of restoration of Silver Lake area to healthy, natural setting. Plans include walking and bike trails, educational signs and habitat restoration. Pick up bottles, cans and other litter; collection bags provided. Bring gloves. RSVP: 631-537-1400, ext. 12. ANNUAL BEACH CLEAN-UP- From 8 a.m.-noon: Annual beach cleanup sponsored by Riverhead Town/East End Surf Fishing Club; rain date May 4. Call Town of Riverhead Parks & Recreation Department at 631-727-5744 to pick up trash bags, or Ken Densieski at 631-727-5468 or 516-527-9603. All welcome.

SUNDAY, MAY 4 PECONIC RIVER PADDLE- From noon-5 p.m.: Peconic River paddle hosted by Group for the East End; learn about Long Island River Otter project and view alewife fish ladder while paddling down Long Island’s longest river. Canoe and kayak rentals available. Dinner afterwards in Riverhead optional. RSVP: 631-267-5228, mike@peconic.org. BLESSING OF THE PETS- From 1-3 p.m. is the Blessing of the Pets, ecumenical gathering of local clergy and North Fork Animal Welfare League, front lawn at Cutchogue United Methodist Church. Bring dogs cats, turtles, birds and other creatures who share your home. 631-734-6033. ACTING AND STAGE WORKSHOP- From 6-9:30 p.m.: Workshop hosted by Northeast Stage prior to auditions for summer production of William Shakespeare’s ‘The Comedy of Errors’ in Community Center at Peconic Landing, 1500 Brecknock Rd., Greenport. Led by director Michael Disher; includes textual readings and character interpretation and development. dishermichael@hotmail.com, northeasststage@optonline.net.

UPCOMING EVENTS SATURDAY MAY 10, SUNDAY MAY 11, LIEB CELLARS PRESENTS- Lieb Cellars Presents Mothers Day Weekend Wine and Chocolate Pairing. The boutique winery on the North Fork, and Bon Bon Chocolatier, a gourmet chocolate shop in Huntington, have teamed up, once again, for a very special Mother’s Day weekend wine and chocolate pairing. Lieb Cellars will feature five wines, including the last of the 2006 Bridge Lane Rosé, as well as, the Bridge Lane

Bubbly Sparkling wine. Five special, handmade chocolates will then be selected to pair with each wine. The pairing costs $15 a person ($12 for Lieb Cellars Wine Club Members). The complete line of Lieb Cellars wines will also be available for tastings. The event runs from 1-4 p.m. Saturday May 10 and Sunday May 11 in the Lieb Cellars Tasting Room. If you wish to attend this event please RSVP, as space is limited. Call 631-734-1100. THE NORTH FORK AUDUBON SOCIETY- At 8 a.m. on Tuesdays with Tom; visit various local birding “hot spots” including Dune Road on South Fork, with Tom Damiani, in search of wintering birds; dress appropriately for weather. Meet for carpooling at Red House, Inlet Pond County Park, Greenport. Nonmembers, $5. 631-275-3202, birdspeak@aol.com.

ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. RussL’HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. (631) 727-2072. SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CAROUSEL – The Greenport Village carousel in Mitchell Park is open Saturdays, Sundays and school holidays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Info for all facilities at the park including the ice rink and camera obsura can be found by calling 631-4772200. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-13-77.

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The Cutchogue Canine Classic Head Down To The North Fork’s First Ever Dog Show, Don’t Be Afraid To Enter Your Pooch By Cindi Cook If you think Fido has what it takes to become a star, you’ll want to stake out the competition at the upcoming Cutchogue Canine Classic. Anyone can enter their dog in the event that’s billed as a “fun dog show”—in other words, not a cutthroat competition (fans of the movie Best in Show will remember how down and dirty it can get). Held for the first time this year, the Cutchogue Canine Classic takes place Saturday May 17 at the Castello di Borghese Vineyard & Winery on the North Road in Cutchogue. With its sights set on having a good time without the pressure to win, it promises to be a yap a minute. Animal organizations can enter for free, business and service organizations for a mere $60 and food vendors for $75. The entrance fee is $10 with general admission $5 for adults; $3 for children, and $3 for seniors. After May 1, the entrance fee will go up to $15, with adult admission to $8, and children’s and senior’s to $4. The day is sponsored by North Fork Wood Design, Suffolk County National Bank, and the Lion’s Club of Mattituck. Barring all the hilarity that will surely ensue, the goal of the show most of all is to be a fund-raising event for a few of the very active organizations on the North Fork of Long Island that are devoted to helping animals. The North Fork Animal Welfare League is one, an organization that helps to educate people on humane issues and to prevent cruelty to animals;

SAVES, INC., a feline rescue organization that stands for Spay Alter Vaccinate Every Stray; the Kent Animal Shelter, a no-kill shelter located in Calverton; and the Guide Dog Foundation for the Blind, a 52year-old organization that helps the blind as well as the physically impaired, and whose subsidiary, America’s Vet Dogs-the Veteran’s K-9 Corps, will also benefit a group which pairs trained canines with disabled veterans. It will kick off with the first event, entitled, “East End Blend” (or the Best Heinz 57 pooch) followed by “Grand Cru Breeder’s Choice” (for the best purebred), “Good Things Come in Small Packages”, “Best Catcher/Jumper”, and “Canine Crooners”. There is even a competition for the people and pets who look most alike, since we all do identify with our furry friends on a physical and emotional level. The day rounds out with a Blessing of the Animals, for all who are there, and a group photo! And a judgment of one’s peers is what makes a competition a competition—in this case, those in the know where animals are concerned. Even though the Cutchogue Canine Classic (or CCC, as it’s called for short) is intended for pure enjoyment, judges will be present to dole out best and the second best in a num-

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Shop ‘til You Drop... With Maria Tennariello Twelve days in a row of absolutely perfect weather gives everyone incentive to shop his or her little hearts out. What a difference a day makes…the stores are starting to wake up and get dressed for the upcoming spring/summer season, with great new window dressings and some of their wares sitting outside the shops inviting you in. Let’s do some shopping! Start your season off with a stroll through one of my favorite shops, Mermaids & Magic tucked nicely at 10 Jagger Lane in Southampton. The store is completely re-arranged with an addition of a party area, where the owner Erica can host fairy house, princess and mermaid parties for all ages. There are tons of new and fun things that are hand-made including adopt a fairy jars, ladybug party favors, pirate baskets that are filled with games and beach activities, and Dream Action kits, just to name a few. Look for unique and special graduation, communion and confirmation gifts and check out the new sample baby shower and wedding favors. For information call Erica at 631-283-6670. At Patio.com located at One Montauk Highway in Southampton they are offering a give-away free gift, Scorer Foosball table, V-Force air hockey or Centennial Back Bar, $1,000 savings with the purchase of a Brunswick Showpiece pool table. For information call them at 631-287-6414. Pier One Imports on Montauk Highway in Southampton is getting ready to celebrate Cinco De Mayo (the fifth of May), and offering timely tips and festive merchandise for the occasion. Whether you hold the party indoors or out, be sure to decorate with bold, bright colors including the festive Margarita, sangria and verveza must-haves. There are baskets and trays along with colorful napkins and colorful dinnerware to bring the look together.

Sag Harbor’s In Home – Fine Furnishings, Lighting and Gifts on Main Street not only has new inventory for the spring season, but is also having an extra special order event sale on Mitchell Gold + Bob Williams. The sale ends on May 11, so get going, get shopping! Hot Off The Press: Shop For A Cause – Three local Quogue residents have created a Mother’s Day Shopping Extravaganza that will benefit East End Hospice’s Camp Good Grief. The special shopping event is scheduled for Friday, May 2, from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. at 7 Bay Road in East Quogue. There will be trendy vendors on hand selling stunning handbags; jewelry, yoga and fitness wear with a portion of each sale going directly to East End Hospice. For information click onto their website at eeh.org or contact Dave Johnson at 631-288-7080. Shopping In Montauk: Mark your calendar for the Spring Yard Sale at Tauk located at 54 South Erie Avenue on Saturday and Sunday, May 10 and 11, where you will be sure to find funky, whimsical clothing and accessories for men and women along with vintage home furnishings. The yard sale (across from the Montauk Movie Theater) has it all, furniture, home, clothing, accessories, art, beauty books and more. For information call 631-668-3686 and log onto their website at: www.taukmontauk.com Until next week. Ciao and happy early spring shopping! With Mother’s Day right around the corner, you can be sure you will find the perfect gift for her. Here it comes again! Rumrunner located on Main Street in East Hampton and Hampton Road in Southampton is sporting their exclusive solid teak sun lounger sale in order to get you ready for summer… The price? You won’t believe your eyes at $399.

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The Green Is Always Greener The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence? Maybe it should be the greens are always greener on the other side of the . . . river? Confused? Don’t be. It’s simple, Manhattan has almost everything for everyone, but there is one thing that it does not have and that’s a proper golf course. Lovers of the game don’t have to chip balls into waste paper baskets in their living rooms or drive shots out toward Astoria pretending the East River is a water hazard to get their fix. Just because you’re on an island, doesn’t mean you are stranded there. Residents of New York City and its five and fine boroughs have a pretty good selection of golf courses from which to choose. First things first, get a resident golf permit. Permits cost a couple of bucks and can save you in the long run. As for the actual cost of the course, 18-holes on a weekend will run you about $40. My suggestion is to play hooky from work and go MondayFriday because weekday prices are cheaper (seniors and kids 16 and under are practically half the price) plus the courses are less congested. Twilight starts are even less, which means you can head straight from work and not waste your money if you run out of daylight. Where to play? Here’s the list: BRONX Van Cortlandt Park: Bailey Ave. & Van Cortlandt Park South (718) 543-4595 By subway: No.1 train to last stop, W.241 St. Walk east to the clubhouse By car: Major Deegan Expressway to W. 230th St. Mosholu: 3700 Jerome Ave. (E. 213th St) &

Bainbridge Aves. (718) 655-9164 By subway: No. 4 to the last stop, Woodlawn Road. By car: Major Deegan Expressway to exit 13 Pelham/Split: Rock Shore Road north of Bartow Circle (718) 885-1258 By subway: No. 6 train to last stop, Pelham Bay By car: Hutchinson River Pkwy to Orchard Beach/City Island BROOKLYN Dyker Beach: Seventh Ave. & 86th Street (718) 836-9722 By subway/bus: R train to 86th Street, walk to 7th Ave. Ft. Hamilton Pkwy. bus or 86 St. bus to 7th Ave. By car: BQE to 86th St. exit or Belt Pkwy. Marine Park: 2880 Flatbush Ave., near Belt Parkway (718) 338-7149 By subway/bus: No.2 or 5 train to last stop (Flatbush Ave.), then Q-35 Green bus to course. By car: Belt Pkwy. to exit 11N. QUEENS Forest Park: 101 Forest Park Drive (718) 296-0999 By subway/bus: J train to Forest Park, walk north to course. R or G train (local) to Woodhaven Blvd., then Q-11 Jamaica bus to Main drive, walk west to course. B-56 bus to Forest Pkwy, walk to north to course. B-55 Myrtle Ave bus to 79th St., walk south along Forest Park Drive to course By car: Interboro Pkwy. to exit 4, Forest Park Drive. Clearview: 202-12 Willets Point Blvd. (718) 229-2570 By subway/bus: 7 train to Main Street, then Q-16 bus to course. F train to Jamaica (169th St.) then Q-17 or Q-65 bus to Main Street. By car: Clearview Expressway to exit 7, Willets

CLASSIC CARS Mutant Mobiles Mutant cars have been around since “automotive” time began. In the early 1900s, when virtually 99% of newly designed horseless carriages were powered by all sorts of snorting, smelly and vibrating vintage gasoline engines, a few mutant cars were powered by small steam engines. These “Fulton’s Follies” of a sort didn’t do well in the marketplace most likely because they required fuel to keep the fires burning and water to produce steam. The most famous of the mutants was the Stanley Steamer. The Stanley Steamer, although noisy, was very fast. Steam engines develop full power at idle and when the throttle was opened, instant massive torque was released. How do you think the steam locomotive was able to take off pulling a massive load of more than 100 fully loaded freight cars? I’m actually glad the steam car didn’t catch on. The last thing I’d want in my garage is a miniature steam locomotive. Although with current gas prices, the steam locomotive engine may not be a bad idea. In the early 1900s, there was another mutant car that was set in motion by an airplane propeller mounted in the front of the vehicle. Talk about public safety. What was that inventor thinking? At least mount the device in the rear of the car where it wouldn’t chop up some poor pedestrian. During mid-century, there were the various dreams of flying cars, cars that could be both driven on the highway and propelled into flight at will. It seemed every other month Popular Mechanics magazine had a picture of one on their cover. The problem with most mutant cars of this type is that they were

Point Blvd. Douglaston: 6320 Marathon Parkway (718) 428-1617 By subway/bus: F train to Jamaica(169th St.), Q17A bus to Marathon Pkwy, walk to course. By car: Grand Central Pkwy. to Little Neck Pkwy., take exit 24 to course. STATEN ISLAND Silver Lake: 915 Victory Blvd. near Forest Ave. (718) 447-5686 By bus: From St. George Ferry or Port Richmond, take #6 bus on Victory Blvd. to course. By car: Staten Island Expwy. to Clove Rd./Richmond Rd. exit, take Victory Blvd to course. LaTourette: 1001 Richmond Hill Road (718) 3511889 By bus: From St. George Ferry, take #108 bus to Richmond Hill Rd. From Port Richmond, take #105 bus to Richmond Rd, change to #108 bus to course. By car: Staten Island Expwy. to Bradley Ave exit. Take Woolley Ave. to Richmond Hill Rd South Shore: 200 Huguenot Ave. (718) 984-0101 By car: From St. George Ferry vehicular ramp to Bay Street, left four miles, right turn at Hylan Blvd., 20 miles; right turn on Hugenot Avenue, 6 miles, then turn left to Course. From Verrazano Bridge: Hylan Blvd. Exit 20 miles, right turn on Huguenot Avenue, 6 miles to Bailey Street, left turn to golf course. From Goethals Bridge: Staten Island Expressway to Richmond Avenue exit, 6 miles to Arthur Kill Road; right turn 4 miles on Huguenot Avenue, half a mile and right turn on golf course. All information has been taken from the NYC Department of Parks and Recreation website.

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always inferior cars and even more is perhaps true, but his VW is fresh enough to be original. Surprisingly, like pitiful airplanes. The last thing any the success of the kids’ Mutant Ninja one wants is a substandard private Turtle series, Dr. Porsche’s strange airplane. For the record, there has looking little car became one of the best recently been an ad for one of the few selling cars of all time. As an aside, successful flying cars left in the world when the new retro Volkswagen Beetle for sale in Hemmings, asking price in was introduced a few years ago, a VW the millions. For obvious reasons, a flyexecutive made a comment. In effect he ing car is rare and collectible. said that if it weren’t for the fame of Besides flying cars, it seems invenThe Amphibicar the original Beetle, everyone would tive people have always wanted to have said we were crazy to introduce the extend the automobiles’ oddball retro-looking Beetle. versatility. Many of you remember the Amphibicar of For pure, contemporary mutant good looks, the the ‘50s. It was a small boat and a car. It sold quite award goes to the Pontiac Aztek SUV and the Honda well, and today it is a valuable collectible. However, Ridgeline pickup truck. (That’s not really meant as this mutant, like the flying car, was neither a very a compliment.) What was General Motors good road car nor a boat. It was slow on the highway, thinking when they brought out the Aztek? There and easily swamped by rough water. I will say it was was not a good line on the whole truck. It looked sort rather neat looking, especially from the rear, with its large propellers predominately exposed of like a Land Rover that had been designed by an English beer drinker after a binge. It sold very poorbelow the rear bumper. ly, mainly because nobody, and I mean nobody, liked Perhaps the most famous of all the mutant cars its looks. Makes one wonder about the taste levels of was the original Volkswagen Beetle designed by Dr. some of the executives at GM. Unfortunately, Honda Porsche, at the request of, of all people, Adolf Hitler. A maniac with a mutant brain would want a tried to redesign the pickup truck. The Ridgeline pickup has some of the same design elements of the mutant car. Anyway, Porsche designed the thing and Aztek. Butt ugly DNA. Please, Honda, here in it ended up looking like, well, a mutant car. America the pickup is a holy vehicle, especially in Strangely shaped, it really did resemble a large looks. If you’re going to redo it, at least make it beaumovie horror-prop metal Beetle. Mechanically, it was tiful. Look at the class leaders, like Chevy and Ford. pure 100% mutant, compared to other cars of 1939. They are the kings of red-state pickup lust. Lots of With a stamped steel chassis and an air-cooled mutant cars out there. More importantly, lots of engine in the back, it was a car from an alternate mutant drivers. Drive carefully. universe. Some have said that Porsche based the Email bobgelber@aol.com design of his Beetle on the Czechoslovak Tatra, which

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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg.64 Benefits – pg. 47 Movies – pg. 59 Day by Day – pg. 47 Kids’ Events – pg. 48

BENEFITS CHINESE AUCTION – 5/3 – 12-2 p.m. To benefit the Long Island Sound Chorus and local charities. $5 entry fee includes a light lunch and the chance to win a door prize. At the United Methodist Church, 160 Main St., Southampton. 631-728-5236. BIDEAWEE BALL – 5/6 – 6:30 p.m. At Espace at the Atelier, 635 W. 42nd St., New York City. 516-220-4412 or susan.parker@bideawee.org.

FRIDAY, 2 STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 5/2 – 8 p.m. Hot Lips Houlihan $10 9 p.m. Tequila Mockingbird $10 10 p.m. Unchained, a Van Halen tribute band $10 Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. LATINO NIGHT – 5/2 – Every Friday night, Saturdays are with DJ Sam. Located at Cigar Bar, 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. LIVE MUSIC AT PUBLICK HOUSE – 5/2 – 10:30 p.m. At Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800. FRIDAY MATINEE AT THE LIBRARY – 5/2 – 2 p.m. May focus on Bette Davis. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. THE PICTURE SHOW – 5/2 – 8 p.m. The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. At Bay Street Theatre, on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. BALLET – 5/2,5/3 – 7 p.m. The Three Sisters and the Magic Doll Shop. $12 for adults and $6 for children under 12. At the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-237-4810. MARINE SCIENCE TALK – 5/2 – 7:30 p.m. “Critical Issues Facing Long Island’s Marine Waters.” At Stony Brook Southampton, Duke Lecture Hall, 239 Montauk Highway, Southampton. 631-632-5088. MUSIC AT MID-DAY – 5/2 – 12 p.m. Illustrated talk about Franz Joseph Haydn. At Rogers Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. FINEST IN WORLD CINEMA SERIES – 5/2 – 7:30 p.m. The Dutchess of Langeais. $10 for adults, $7 for students and seniors, $3 for WHBPAC Film Society members. At the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. RUMMAGE SALE – 5/2 – 4-6 p.m. At the First Presbyterian Church of Southampton, 2 South Main St., Southampton. FRIDAY MOVIE – 5/2 – 6:30 p.m. Golden Compass. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. HAMPTONS HOME AND GARDEN EXPO – 5/2, 5/3, 5/4 – Admission is $10. At the Southampton Elks Lodge Fairgrounds, 605 County Road 39, Southampton. Hhgshow.com/2008/spring. 631-283-5505. FILM AT PARRISH – 5/2 – 7 p.m. Black Robe. At Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-2832118.

SATURDAY, 3 LIVE MUSIC AT THE PATIO – 5/3 – 8 p.m. The Frank Anthony Trio, vocals, saxophone and piano will perform Saturdays. Located at The Patio 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 5/3 – 8 p.m. The Nancy Atlas Project $15 10:30 p.m. Signify $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. KARAOKE – 5/3 – 10:30 p.m. Karaoke night, Saturdays. Located at Almoncello Restaurant, 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-329-6700. SATURDAY MORNING YOGA – 5/3 – 10:15 a.m. $5 per class. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224. BOOK SALE – 5/3 – 9 a.m.-2 p.m. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. LIVE MUSIC AT THE ARTFUL DODGER – 5/3– 9 p.m. No cover charge. Located at 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. THE PICTURE SHOW – 5/3 – 8 p.m. Laura. At Bay

Jody Carlson and her band will perform Tuesdays. Located Street Theatre, on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725at Pierre’s, 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5379500. 5110. COOKING WITH CHEF CHARLIE – 5/3 – 1-2:30 DRAWING WORKSHOPS – 5/6 – 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and p.m. “No Cook Cuisine.” At the Hampton Bays Public 7-9:30 p.m. Sponsored by Southampton Artists Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. Association. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, FINEST IN WORLD CINEMA SERIES – 5/3 – 7:30 Southampton. 631-725-5851. p.m. The Dutchess of Langeais. $10 for adults, $7 for stuTUESDAY MORNING YOGA – 5/6 – 10:15 a.m. $5 per dents and seniors, $3 for WHBPAC Film Society members. class. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631At the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 653-4224. Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. NAKED STAGE READING – 5/6 – 7:30 p.m. Arcadia RUMMAGE SALE – 5/3 – 9 a.m.-12 p.m. At the First by Tom Stoppard. Free. At Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Presbyterian Church of Southampton, 2 South Main St., Southampton. Hampton 631-324-0806. VISIT TO THE EAST HAMPTON TOWN SHELLFRIENDS OF THE BIG DUCK MEETING – 5/6 – 7 FISH HATCHERY – 5/3 – 2 p.m. Located in Montauk. p.m. At Phillips Avenue School, Riverside. 631-727-5342. 631-668-4601. TWILIGHT THURSDAYS – 5/8 – 5TRADITIONAL NEW ENGLAND 7:30 p.m. Chuk Fowler at Wolffer Estate, PICK OF THE BARN DANCE – 5/3 – 8-11 p.m. 139 Sagg Rd., Sagaponack. 631-537WEEK Presented by the Long Island 5106. Traditional Music Association. $10 H A M P T O N S LITMA members; $7 students. At the HOME AND GARDEN WEDNESDAY, 7 Water Mill Community Center, Route EXPO – 5/2, 5/3, 5/4 – Admission KARAOKE – 5/7 – 9 p.m.–1 a.m. At 27A, Water Mill. 631-725-9321. is $10. At the Southampton Elks Buckley’s Inn Between, 139 West ADULT ORIGAMI WORKSHOP – Lodge Fairgrounds, 605 County Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 6315/3 – 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Black Robe. At Road 39, Southampton. 631-283- 728-7197. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., 5505. OPEN MIC – 5/7 – 8 p.m. Free admisSouthampton. 631-283-2118. sion. At Tom McBrien’s Restaurant and LIVE MUSIC AT 75 MAIN – 5/3 – 10 Pub, 174 E. Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137. p.m. Mambo Loco Quartet. Located at 75 Main St., CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP – 5/7 – 6-8:15 Southampton. 631-283-7575. p.m. Wednesdays through June 4. $150 per person. At Ross AUTHOR READING – 5/3 – 6 p.m. Translator Elise School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631-907-5000. Magistro reads from Maria Messina’s story collection MEMORABLE COFFEE FOR EVERYDAY FOLKS Behind Closed Doors. At Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag – 5/7 – 12 p.m. Introduction to specialty coffee. At Rogers Harbor. 631-725-4926. Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. BEGINNERS GOLF CLINIC – 5/3 – 4 p.m. $20. At 631-283-0774. Great Rock Golf Club, 141 Fairway Dr., Wading River. 631FRIENDS SPRING FLORAL WORKSHOP – 5/7 – 7 929-1200. p.m. At the Montauk Library, Montauk Highway Montauk. 631-668-3377.

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BUDDHIST MEDITATION – 5/4 – 10:30-11:30 a.m. Meditations to increase mental peace and well being for everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-5700. BALLET – 5/4 – 2 p.m. The Three Sisters and the Magic Doll Shop. $12 for adults and $6 for children under 12. At the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-237-4810. RAINFOREST AND RAINFOREST BUTTERFLIES – 5/4 – 2-3:30 p.m. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. CONCERT – 5/4 – 3 p.m. “From Puccini to Bernstein, featuring soprano Kristin Sampson. At Rogers Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-2830774. FINEST IN WORLD CINEMA SERIES – 5/4 – 4 p.m. The Dutchess of Langeais. $10 for adults, $7 for students and seniors, $3 for WHBPAC Film Society members. At the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. NEW ORLEANS/VENICE SLIDES/LECTURE – 5/4 – 3:30 p.m. At the Montauk Library, Montauk Highway Montauk. 631-668-3377.

MONDAY, 5 OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING – 5/5 – 6-9 p.m. – Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631267-2787. PHILOSOPHY CLASS – 5/5 – 3 p.m. With instructor Susan Pashman. Registration is required. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631537-0015. ENGLISH CONVERSATION CLASS – 5/5 – 5-6:30 p.m. For ESL students who have a basic comprehension of English vocabulary and grammar. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. HATHA YOGA – 5/5 – 12 p.m. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631728-6241. CHAIR YOGA – 5/5 – 8:30-9:30 a.m. Golden Compass. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. CHORAL SOCIETY AUDITIONS – 5/5 – 6:30-7:30 p.m. by appointment only. At the Presbyterian Church, Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-204-9402.

TUESDAY, 6 LIVE MUSIC AT PIERRE’S– 5/6 – 6:30-9:30 p.m.

THURSDAY, 8 OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM – 5/8 – 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at Applied Arts 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. TWILIGHT THURSDAYS – 5/8 – 5-7:30 p.m. Live music by Charles Certain and complimentary cheeses. Located at Wolffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. LIVE MUSIC AT MUSE – 5/8 – 7 p.m. Steve Fredericks will perform Thursdays. Located at MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. BOWLING NIGHT – 5/8 – All night $2 drinks, pool and bowling. Located at East Hampton Bowl, 71 Montauk (continued on the next page )

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KID KALENDAR COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg.64 Benefits – pg. 47 Movies – pg. 59 Day by Day – pg. 47 Kids’ Events – pg. 48

THIS WEEK TEEN TALK – 5/1 – 6:30 p.m. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. CINCO DE MAYO – 5/2 – 6 p.m. For grades 3-6. At Montauk Library, Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-6683377. ART WORKSHOP – 5/3 – 10-11 a.m. Celebrating Keith Haring. $20. At Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Ln., East Hampton. 631-324-0603. CHESS – 5/3 – 1 p.m. For ages 6-11. At Rogers Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. CRAFT CORNER – 5/3 – 1:30 p.m. Lavender filled pillows for Mother’s Day. Ages 8 and up. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. GETTING READY TO BABYSIT COURSE – 5/3 – 1-4 P.M. Sponsored by Town of Southampton. $20. At Squiretown Park, 62 Red Creek Rd., Hampton Bays. 631728-8585. NY HALL OF SCIENCE BUS TRIP – 5/3 – Sponsored by Town of Southampton. $25 for residents, $35 for non-residents. Depart at 9 a.m. from Red creek Park, 102 Old Riverhead Rd., Hampton Bays. Return home at 4 p.m. 631728-8585. SCRIMSHAW CRAFT – 5/3 – 2 p.m. At Amagansett Library, 215 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-3810. JINGO BINGO – 5/4 – 3-4 p.m. For grades 1-5. At the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631537-0015. JUNIOR GOLF CLINIC – 5/4 – 12-2 p.m. Ages 7 and up.

ONGOING STORY TIME – Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME – Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. INDOOR PLAY GYM – Ages 5 and under. Located at The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631-537-2255. STORY HOUR FOR PRESCHOOL CHILDREN – Tuesdays at 10 a.m. At the Montauk Library. 631-668-3377. MONTAUK MOMMY AND ME – 10 a.m. At the Montauk Library. 631-668-3377. PARENT-TODDLER WORKSHOPS – Wednesdays from 10-11 a.m. At the East Hampton Library, 159 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0222. MOTHER GOOSE STORY TIME – Mondays at 10:30 a.m. At the East Hampton Library, 159 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0222. FILM COMPETITION – The Sorpresa! Youth Film Competition, sponsored by the nation’s first children’s Spanish television network, is seeking submissions by chil-

dren 17 and under. The theme is “The World You Imagine.” Sorpresatv.com. HAMPTON BAYS CHAMBER SCHOLARSHIP – $1,000 will be awarded to a college-bound senior attending Hampton Bays High School with a “B” or above grade-point average. Applications due June 6. Call 631-728-2211 for more info. AFTER SCHOOL ART – Exhibition-based workshops. Free. At the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org. RHYTHM RECREATION – Held Thursdays through May 8. Classes available ages 3-8. $40 for Southampton Town residents; $50 for non-residents. At the Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 Red Creek Rd., Hampton Bays. Call 631-728-8585 to register. SUMMER STUDY ABROAD PROGRAMS – For high school students. Financial aid is available. Call 1-800-AFSINFO. YOUTH SOCCER INSTRUCTION – 4/30-6/11 from 1011 a.m. or 1-2 p.m. for boys and girls 3 to 5. 5/3-6/21 from 910 a.m. and 10-11 a.m. for ages 8-14. Sponsored by the Town of Southampton. At Red Creek Park, North Soccer Field, 102 Old Riverhead Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. CMEE SUMMER CAMP ALTERNATIVE – Workshops and classes for toddlers to teens running from July through August. Cmee.org. Located at the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. HANDS-ON MUSIC – Tuesdays at 1:30 p.m. Singing, instruments and puppets. For children under four-and-ahalf. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631653-4224.

Email calendar requests to Dan’s Events Department at events@danspapers.com or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue.

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Hwy, East Hampton. 631-324-1950. KNITTING WITH DONNA – 5/8 – 7–9 p.m. At Hampton Bays Public Library. 52 Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. Call to register. INSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING CLASSES – 5/8 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Thursday. Focuses on anatomy, proportion foreshortening, mass and line quality. At Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. INTRODUCTION TO CROQUETING – 5/8 – 7-8 p.m. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. PRE-MOTHER’S DAY CONCERT – 5/8 – 7 p.m. “A Musical Tribute to Motherhood.” At Rogers Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-2830774. POETRY WORKSHOP – 5/8 – 7-8:30 p.m. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-0049. FLOWER MEDITATION – 5/8 – 10 a.m. At the Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., Amagansett. 631267-3810.

OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS SATURDAY, 3 LONGSHANKS #5 – 5/3 – 9 a.m. Meet at the Theodore Roosevelt Park parking lot off Route 27, 3/10 of a mile east of East Lake Drive. 631-668-2093. POETRY HIKE – 5/3 – 10 a.m. Meet at the end of Sammy’s Beach Road. Bring your own poem. Will stop twice for poetry readings. VOICE OF THE FOREST – 5/3 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Hike and craft program. $5 per person. At Downs Farm Preserve at Fort Corchaug, Main Road, Cutchogue. Peconiclandtrust.org or 631-283-3195. THE TUCKAHOE HIKE – 5/3 – 9-11 a.m. Meet at the Tuckahoe School on Sebonac Road, Southampton. 631283-5432.

SUNDAY, 4 SEAL WALK – 5/4 – 11 a.m. At Cupsogue Beach County Park, Westhampton. 631-244-3352. BARCELONA NECK – 5/4 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Meet in

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$20. At Great Rock Golf Club, 141 Fairway Dr., Wading River. 631-929-1200. RAINFORESTS AND RAINFOREST BUTTERFLIES– 5/4 – 2-3:30 p.m. At the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. SAMITE – 5/4 – 1 p.m. Experience the beauty and rhythms of Africa. At Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. SAMPAWAMS CREEK – 5/4 – 2:30 p.m. Songs of the sea. At Amagansett Library, 215 Main St., Amagansett. 631267-3810. PET LOVERS CLUB – 5/5 – 4-4:45 p.m. For grades 2-5. At the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015.

the parking lot of the Sag Harbor Golf Club, on Barcelona Point Road, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4287.

WEDNESDAY, 7 CEDAR POINT PARK – 5/7 – 10 a.m. Meet at the log cabin park office building just inside Cedar Point Park. 631324-8662.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS DANSHAMPTONS.COM – Check out www.danshamptons.com for everything you need to know about the Hamptons! You can also post upcoming events by visiting http://calendar.danshamptons.com/events/ DATEHAMPTON.COM – Join an exclusive online community for singles who love the Hamptons. ARCHITECTURE SCHOLARSHIPS – The Peconic Chapter of the American Institute of Architects will award three $2,500 grants this year for those that wish to advance their studies. Architects, associate A.I.A. members and intern architects who live or practice on the East End can submit travel proposals by June 27. Visit www.aiapeconic.org MEMORIAL SCHOLARSHIP– In honor of Robert Long a scholarship fund has been set up. Local students interested in applying should contact their English teacher or guidance counselor. 631-725-4926. RECYCLING FUNDRAISER – New York schools and other community groups can sign up for free to earn pennies for all yogurt containers and fruit drink pouches collected. To sign up visit . RIVERHEAD FOUNDATION – Donate money to sponsor a marine mammal. Call 631-369-9840. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED – Bideawee is seeking volunteers to help care for the animals. Located on 118 Old Country Road, Westhampton. 631-325-0200 ext. 113.

The Real Thing Theme parks are a strange phenomena. Considering the throngs of people who clamor to these places every year, they’re also extremely popular. But after spending five days at DisneyWorld last spring, I can’t be counted among its fans. Part of the problem, I think, was that we stayed “on campus” at one of the Disney hotels. Everything was Disney – the TV programming, the food, the uniforms. Extreme branding. Who knows why I found that surprising, considering I was in DisneyWorld. But I didn’t think it would be so cultish. After the first day of shock and resistance, we gradually resigned ourselves to the mind controlling experience, refilling Disney mugs with Disney soda at Disney cafes. By the third day I was convinced there was “something in it” – not quite Jonestown Kool-Aid,

but something that contributed to our Stepford Wives demeanor. We robotically pushed the Disney stroller through three Disney parks, but avoided Epcott. I can’t have that be my son’s point of reference on travel. I imagiined being in Paris, hearing him say, “But I saw the Eiffel Tower at Epcott. Can I watch Chip ‘N’ Dale?” There are so many real experiences for children. The East End is packed with real places, not fabrications, with real history. One of those is a bit of a secret

garden: LongHouse Reserve in East Hampton, a 16acre marvel filled with works by great sculptors, outrageouse fountains and pools, and plantings from around the world. According to the mission statement, LongHouse “brings together art and nature, aesthetics and spirit [with programs that] encourage a broad concept of learning.” Most people don’t know that LongHouse isn’t just for garden ladies. Kids are constantly astounded by amazing discoveries. They can whack Toshiko Takaezu’s bronze bells with giant mallets, run into a huge grassy crater, experience what it’s like to see like a fly from within Buckminster Fuller’s 33-foot “Fly’s Eye Dome,” all while learning about the greatest modern artists of our time. LongHouse isn’t the ‘push’ learning method – it’s an interactive playground where children make their own discoveries and use their own imaginations. It’s open to the public every Wednesday and Saturday, 2-5. Bring your own drinks. Give it a try. longhouse.org

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By Megan Cohen This Mother’s Day, treat mom to the best of the East End with a sampling of the season’s finest in local wines, arts and letters, scenery, and nibbles. There’s plenty to do on Sunday May 11 – from morning to night, from Westhampton to Amagansett, from bisque to ghosts. The only problem is finding enough hours to fit in all the action. Luckily, any one or two of these outings can make this year’s holiday the perfect Mother’s Day in the Hamptons. Let the matriarch of honor pick out a couple of spe-

cial bottles at Duck Walk Vineyards (231 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill, 631-726-7555) which offers wine tastings from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. every day, including Mother’s Day. A Hamptons fixture since 1994, Duck Walk produces over 250,000 cases of wine each year in a variety of styles, so mom is sure to find something she likes. Work up an appetite before brunch, or work off some calories afterwards, with a stroll through a lush East End landscape. Visit with the chickadees at Morton Wildlife Refuge (784 Noyack Rd., Sag

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Mother & Daughter Duo: Alexandra Holzer and Countess Catherine Buxhoeveden Harbor), or scan the greenery for rare wild orchids at the Amagansett National Wildlife Refuge (Atlantic Avenue, off Route 27 in Amagansett). Bring a camera to take a few portraits of the lady of the hour; the scenic natural backdrops make for snapshots that’ll jump right out of the album in the years to come. Culture mavens will want to check out the otherworldly mother-daughter team-up of the recent works of painter Countess Catherine Buxhoeveden and author Alexandra Holzer at the Romany Kramoris gallery. Mother creates evocative paintings featuring mysterious spirit orbs hovering in East End scenes, and daughter is a paranormalist and ghost whisperer whose recently published book Growing Up Haunted, A Ghostly Memoir tells the story of her unique childhood. Holzer’s father is the parapsychology expert and ghost hunter Professor Hans Holzer, PhD. The two have joined forces at Kramoris, where visitors can gaze at Buxhoeveden’s vibrant canvases, flip through Holzer’s book, and maybe even find some inspiration for their own intergenerational collaborations. (41 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. Show continues through May 15) When it’s time to dine, take advantage of one of the Mother’s Day holiday menus on the East End. The Harbor Bistro is offering $5 Mimosas and Bloody Marys from noon to 3 p.m. for brunch, plus a prix fixe menu from noon to 6 p.m. with three gourmet courses like Lobster Bisque and Steak Frites (313 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton, 631-324-7300. $30 per person). At Tierra Mar, the holiday buffet featuring Cedar Roasted Organic Irish Salmon with Manhattan Whiskey Cream, Homemade Saffron Fettucinni Primavera, and other examples of Chef Todd Jacobs’ haute cuisine will be served from noon to 6 p.m. in the scenic oceanside Atlantica Ballroom (231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach, 631-288-2700. $42 per person, $21 for children 10 and under, plus 20% gratuity). If a casual meal is more mom’s style, enjoy the spring weather by laying out a gourmet picnic for a relaxing afternoon. The newly opened East Hampton cheese shop Lucy’s Whey (80 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-324-4428) offers delicate wedges from artisanal cheesemakers including Bridgehampton’s own Mecox Bay Dairy, along with savory accompaniments like oil-cured olives and aged salami. With goodies in tow, head for the beach, or even just the backyard, where the family can bask in peace and quiet amongst the newly opened May flowers. After all, the most important part of the perfect Mother’s day in the Hamptons is spending some quality time with the woman who’s lucky enough to be your mom.

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exclusively for women. Callaway Golf has developed its first ever line of women’s gold clubs – that are lighter, have shorter shafts, smaller head sizes and strategically positioned clubhead weighting, so swinging a golf club and connecting with the ball is much easier and less intimidating. If mom is new to the game, this is the set for her.

Say “I Love You” to Mom on her special day with this one-of-a-kind, stunning woven ring that sings “Happy Mother’s Day!” The stones in this ring are very rare. The center stone is purple chalcedony and six demantoid garnets with 18kt gold under the stones. The band is of 22kt gold. “She’s Worth It!”

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Personal Gifts for Mothers of Every Stripe By Alexandra Calamari She’s your nurse, your private chef, your housekeeper, your defender, your biggest fan, your biggest critic, your shrink, your stylist, your friend. She’s your mom, and doesn’t she deserve more than a last minute Hallmark card and half-dead flowers from the corner store on Mother’s Day? We thought so too, so we put together a comprehensive list of unique gifts for all sorts of moms at all sorts of prices, so there are no I-O-U’s come May 11. Enjoy!

Arbor Day Foundation for every bag purchased. mybagcares.com For the chef: Great Tastes of Long Island Cookbook ($23) If your mom’s the Top Chef in the house, she’ll love this cookbook that features signature recipes from all the best restaurants on the Island as well as wine pairings by Castello Di Borghese Vineyard owner, Ann Marie Borghese. castellodiborghese.com

For the sentimentalist: A visit to the Window’s Portraits of Mom Studio (Free) If your heart is larger than your bank account, bring mom to the Window’s Portrait Studio in Brooklyn Heights, where you can snap a timeless photo together after she’s treated to a complimentary makeover. Open April 19 – May 11. the studio is

For the Grandma: Couture Invito Kids Art Stationery ($23.50) Turn your child’s first drawing into a personalized set of note cards for the mom who can’t get enough of her grandkids. You can scan or mail in your masterpiece of choice, and order sets of 25, including envelopes. coutureinvito.com.

located at 89 Montague Street. portraitsofmom.com For the horticulturist: Bloembox Wildflower Garden ($16) Exchange those overpriced, gone-in-a-week bouquets for this enchanting gift box filled with Farewell-to-Spring, California Poppy, and Calliopsis seeds. Designer and botanist Laura Quatrochi’s plantable seed ribbon makes for effortless sowing, unlike all the sewing mom had do to while you were growing up. zanisa.com

Godiva Chocolatier’s Mother’s Day Keepsake Box For the environmentalist: My Bag Cares ($20) Shouldn’t a mom who cares about the environment have a bag that does the same? Not only do these trendy reusable shopping bags help eliminate wasteful paper and plastic bags at the supermarket, but My Bag Cares will also plant a tree through the

For the mom who needs a break: Gift certificate to Spa H ($60+) If mom’s a commuter, she’ll love this relaxing pit stop right near the Midtown Tunnel. From wrinkle reducing facials to deep-tissue massages, Spa-H has the perfect combination of treatments to help mom unwind before hitting the road back home. spa-h.com (continued on next page)

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Sleepy fishing villages. Local eccentrics. Literary luminaries. Posh parties. Paparazzi. “It’s as close to rubbing elbows as you can get!” —BILLY JOEL “[For] anyone who wants to fully understand ‘The Hamptons’.” —EDWARD ALBEE, FROM THE FOREWORD Visit the author and learn about free Hamptons history events at DanRattiner.com. AVA I L A B L E W H E R E V E R B O O K S A R E S O L D M AY 6 , 2 0 0 8

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For the chocoholic: Godiva Chocolatier’s Mother’s Day Keepsake Box ($65) Not your average box of chocolates, this gift satisfies mom’s sweet tooth and sentimentality with thirty seasonal and classic truffles tucked within a suede-covered set of drawers, perfect for mom’s keepsakes. godiva.com

Give mom the star-treatment, literally, with a gift certificate for a cut, color or manicure at the chic Manhattan Edris Salon where celebrities like Halle Berry, Mandy Moore, Macy Gray, and Liv Tyler all go for their stylish dos. edrissalon.com

For the scentual mom: M by Mariah Carey Mother’s Day Gift Set ($65) Show your mom you’ll always be her baby with this specialty gift set from native Long Islander Mariah Carey. The gift includes a 3.3 fl oz Eau de Parfum Spray, a 3.3 oz Moisturizing Body Lotion, and a Deluxe Mini Parfum for nights on the go. elizabetharden.com For the new mom: Skip Hop: Via Backpack ($70) Functionality doesn’t come at the expense of fashion with Skip Hop’s line of durable and comfortable diaper bags, which easily clip onto strollers and fold out to reveal a convenient, padded changing station. skiphop.com For the fitness enthusiast: Five Class Card at the Mandala Yoga and Dance Studio ($90) Located on Main Street in Amagansett, Mandala Yoga will transport mom miles away with their relaxing, non-judgmental classes featuring all different levels of Ashtanga, Vinyasa and prenatal yoga. mandalayoga.com For a mom far far away: The Logitech QuickCam Pro 9000 ($99) If you can’t see your mom as often as you’d like,

For the mom who has it all: Classic Silk Satin Pyjamas by Myla ($169) Nothing is more comfortable than a pair of silk pajamas (just ask Hugh Heffner) and Myla offers an elegant pair in red or oyster complete with piping and silk covered buttons. myla.com

M by Mariah Carey pick up a set of these user-friendly webcams with integrated microphones. The video quality is topnotch and you’ll love the fun filters and video effects when you need to liven up a boring conversation. logitech.com For a made-under mom: A gift certificate to the Edris Salon in Manhattan ($100+)

For the lady of luxury: Rejenuvie Advanced Anti-Aging Multi-Peptide Complex ($300) Give mom the gift of glowing skin with Rejenuvie’s lavish smoothing serum, which hydrates the skin, reduces wrinkles and even helps to prevent new wrinkles from forming. rejenuvie.com

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Hip Mom? Strait Laced? Yurman Has the Styles By Kelly Krieger You’ve seen it in the most fashionable settings: Silver, 19kt gold or stainless steel ropes twisted in a distinctive pattern. It comes from David Yurman, who has been designing for nearly 30 years and created this signature “cable” line that offers a unique alternative in the world of fine jewelry. In 1979 when Yurman, a sculptor, and his wife Sybil, an artist, established the David Yurman jewelry company, their goal was “to fuse art, fashion and fine jewelry.” With that mission accomplished, success soon followed. Since that time, David Yurman designs have transcended into more than his original signature twisted cable. Many in the fashion business believe that to wear a Yurman design is to wear a work of art. Several of his collections incorporate an array of diamonds and semiprecious stones such as amethyst, black onyx, citrine, diamonds, lavender amethyst, lemon citrine, pave diamond, pearl, rose quartz, ruby and white agate, just to name a few. Behind each precious stone stands a significant meaning, and in the art of making jewelry, it’s

important for designers to achieve substance. Jewelry designers favor the use of specific materials based on quality, durability and longevity. That is the key to designing quality fine jewelry. Although many have attempted to recreate a Yurman design, there simply is no comparison to the original. Buying from a reputable jeweler or a high end department store can alleviate any doubt. With Mother’s Day fast approaching, it’s time to look at creative ways to show that someone special just how much you love her. When selecting a beautiful piece of jewelry, it’s important to consider the giftee’s personal style. Is the person ultra conservative or flashy and bold? The David Yurman Collection provides a wide choice. Yurman’s “Silver Ice Collection” has expanded with an array of designs and pieces offering matching earrings (in large and small hoop as well as the knotted chain and tapestry styles), rings (check out the Lavender Amethyst

Cerise ring or the Cable and Tapestry Collection Dome ring). Yurman’s Pave Quatrefoil 18kt gold ring is the perfect choice for moms who believe “diamonds are a girls’ best friend.” Set in yellow gold with a double cable shank (2.12 carat weight), this ring is stunning. As for necklaces, the Bijoux & Figaro made of sterling silver, clear beads and 18kt gold is simply elegant. And a Yurman bracelet – a must! His Thoroughbred Buckle Cuff style is a very popular choice. Marrying silver and 18kt gold, it will match anything. Another great choice is the Renaissance Blue Topaz Trillion Bracelet or the Figaro Pave heart bracelet designed in 18kt gold. Yurman’s signature cable bracelets and necklaces are offered in every combination imaginable, including a smoky quartz cable and classic turquoise design. Remember, jewelry is to be worn and not stored away in a safety deposit box. I wear several of my David Yurman pieces every day. I would feel lost without my favorite peridot cable bracelet. I think of it as my lucky charm.

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Private Par-Tees: Exclusive Hamptons Golf Greens By Alexandra Calamari Who says playing golf is easy? Even if you’ve mastered your drive and learned how to putt, when it comes to private courses, you still have to be “invited” to the green. The Hamptons are home to some of the most exclusive courses in the nation, including the famed National Golf Links of America, which Golf.com rates number four in the world as far as exclusivity. Whether you’re interested in joining a club, or you just need to figure out which friends to schmooze, check out our guide to some of the best private courses in the Hamptons. Just remember, if you score an invite to any of the below, not even your daughter’s wedding should stop you from heading over.

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Roy Scheider Tribute at Bay Street Theatre By Debbie Tuma During his many years in the Hamptons, actor Roy Scheider appeared several times on the stage of Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor. Now, following his death on February 10, 2008, his family has decided to honor him at this famous local venue, to pay tribute to his many film and stage accomplishments. Scheider was a visible presence in the Hamptons. He played softball for the annual Artists Writers Baseball Game, helped to found the Hayground School in Bridgehampton where his children enrolled, and championed environmental benefits for the Group for the South Fork, and in later life, helped raise awareness about cancer, which took his life at 75. He died of multiple myeloma, one day before his 19th wedding anniversary to his wife, Brenda Siemer. May 8, 9 and 10 will be “Roy Scheider Weekend” at Bay Street Theatre, showing some of his most famous acting roles in popular movies. On May 8, the film, 2010 will be shown at 7 p.m., and Marathon Man will be shown at 9:15 p.m. On May 9, his legendary role in Jaws will be seen at 7 p.m., and The French Connection will be screened at 9:15 p.m. All films are open to the public, and ticket prices are $5 per movie. Gary Hygom, Producer at Bay Street Theatre, said when he heard of Scheider’s death, he wanted to do something and called his widow, Brenda Siemer. “Roy has been involved in readings here, including one with Danny Glover, about their mentors, called “Who’s Going to Be Here?” said Hygom. “Brenda and Kathy Engel made this into a documentary film, which we also wanted to show during his tribute weekend.” Hygom said he met Scheider several times and did a set design for a play he starred in at Bay Street called, Trumbo, a serious comedy based on the letters of the legendary screenwriter Dalton Trumbo, played by Scheider. Andrew McCarthy played the narrator in this revival of a 2003 OffBroadway hit. “Roy was a phenomenal talent, and he was so involved with young actors, helping them to perfect their talent,” said Hygom. “It is always sad when we lose such a valued, integral person of the East End.” On Saturday, May 10, Brenda Siemer will be having a private memorial service, by invitation

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Roy in his legendary role as Chief Martin Brody only, for her late husband at Bay Street Theatre from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m., followed by a fundraiser, open to the public, for the Hayground School in Bridgehampton, which she and her husband helped to found in 1996. Their son Christian graduated from this school, and later graduated from the Ross School, and is starting Bard College this fall to major in philosophy. Their daughter, Molly, will be starting 8th grade at Hayground School in the fall. Scheider also had a daughter, Maxmillia Connelly, by a previous marriage, who died in 2006 from leukemia, at 44 years old. The fundraiser for this progressive school will include two more movies starring Roy Scheider – Who’s Going to Be There? at 8 p.m., which Siemer will introduce, and All That Jazz, one of Scheider’s most critically acclaimed performances, at 9 p.m. Tickets to this fundraiser are $50 for adults and $10 for children 16 or younger.

Siemer said that at the memorial service she plans to show a video segment about her husband’s career and life in the arts, which she put together with Joan Sobel. It will be followed by having friends talk about their remembrances of Scheider. There will also be some poetry read, and some a cappella singing by Scheider’s two goddaughters, Ann and Kate Moller, of New York City. “Our son Christian will also perform some African drumming at the end of the service,” Siemer said. “He’s a music composer as well.” Siemer added that, “It’s ironic that we are doing this memorial service and Hayground fundraiser on May 10, because on May 10, 1997, Roy and I attended one of the first fundraisers for Hayground School, at the home of Chevy and Jane Chase, with Toni Ross and Jeff Salloway. We were so excited about this school back then, and it’s been such a big part of our lives ever since.”

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Entertainment In Town review: a catered affair...by gordin & christiano

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The new Harvey Fierstein/John Bucchino musical A Catered Affair is a heartfelt little gem, a lovingly subdued ode to real emotions and genuine feelings. If, however, the predictable evening doesn’t succeed as compelling musical theater there are many distinct charms to be savored from John Doyle’s intimate production. Here is a decidedly risky venture for Broadway, a musical that relies upon sincerity and simplicity, where the music underscores the action instead of overwhelming it, moving the story along with quiet introspection. Fierstein’s book for the bittersweet tale captures the spirit of Paddy Chayefsky’s 1955 teleplay that subsequently became a Bette Davis film with a less successful screenplay by Gore Vidal. The story is a sentimental tear jerker about the ramifications of a Bronx housewife’s attempt to give her only daughter the elaborate wedding she never had, even if the bride wants to elope. Fierstein has fleshed out the part of the uncle and made him gay, thus giving himself a meaty role in the process. Conflicts arise for this middle class family, when the parents Aggie (Faith Prince) and Tom (Tom Wopat), a taxi driver, learn that their only son has been killed in the war. When they receive a small government check as compensation for his death, Aggie wants to use the money to give their neg-

lected daughter Janey (Leslie Kritzer) a first rate wedding. Tom would like to invest the money in his one time opportunity to buy a larger share of his taxi medallion, which he has long dreamed of doing. Ralph (Matt Cavenaugh), Janey’s fiance, would like to stick to the original plan, a quick wedding with a cross-country honeymoon trip to California during his upcoming vacation. The cast shines with restrained yet emotionally felt performances that are the highlights of the evening. Faith Prince’s visceral work as the unhappy mother, who bares her soul with stirring urgency in the well-written role, is the heart of the

evening. The songs by Bucchino, best known for his cabaret work, are weaved beautifully into the texture of the production instead of standing out or punctuating the action. “Partners,” the first musical number, is a subtle reflective song, doesn’t come until almost 10 minutes into the evening. While you won’t leave the theater humming any of the tunes, the score enhances the emotional impact of the staging with delicate shadings that steer ever so carefully from full blown sentimentality. Everything about the production is tasteful and small but with poignant impact. As we go to press the charming musical led the field with 12 nominations when the Drama Desk Award nominations were announced at the Friars Club in New York. Look for major competition from the brilliant musical adaptation of Adding Machine, which scored nine nominations and is now playing at the Minetta Lane Theatre. A Catered Affair opened on April 17 at the Walter Kerr Theatre, 219 West 48th St. Tickets are available by calling 212-239-6200 or at the box office. Theater critics Barry Gordin and Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer and Patrick is artistic director of SilvaRoad Productions. Visit their website at theaterlife.com.

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MINI – MOVIE REVIEWS 88 Minutes (R) On the eve of the execution of a serial killer he helped put on death row, Dr. Jack Gramm (Al Pacino), a college professor and forensic psychologist who works closely with the FBI, receives a phone call from someone telling him he has only 88 minutes to live. Baby Mama (PG-13) In this comedy, Tina Fey stars as Kate Holbrook, a single, successful businesswomen who wants to have a child but learns she’s infertile. When she meets working-class Angie (Amy Poehler), Kate decides Angie will be her surrogate mother. But when Angie comes knocking on Kate’s door with no place to live, the mismatched pair become roommates for the duration of her pregnancy. The Counterfeiters (R) The true story of the largest counterfeit ring in history. In 1936, Salomon “Sally” Sorowitsch, an underworld counterfeiter, is thrown into a concentration camp, where he is handpicked by the Nazis to produce fake foreign currency in order to weaken the economy of Germany’s enemies. Deception (R) Jonathan McQuarry (Ewan McGregor), an accountant, is introduced to an exclusive and anonymous sex club by a lawyer friend (Hugh Jackman). But the excitement of this new world quickly goes downhill when he becomes the prime suspect in a woman’s disappearance as well as a multi-million dollar heist. Flawless (PG-13) Set in 1960 London, Mr. Hobbs (Michael Caine), a

janitor at the London Diamond Corporation set to retire soon, convinces Laura Quinn (Demi Moore), a disgruntled American executive frustrated by the “glass ceiling,” to take part in his perfect plot to steal some diamonds from their employer. Forbidden Kingdom (PG-13) After discovering in a pawn shop the antique staff that belonged to the legendary Monkey King (Jet Li), an American teen who is obsessed with kung fu unexpectedly travels in time to ancient China to help a group of warriors free the imprisoned king. Also starring Jackie Chan. Forgetting Sarah Marshall (R) From the producers of Knocked Up, struggling musician Peter Bretter (Jason Segel) deals with the heartbreak of being dumped by his TV star girlfriend Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell) by taking an impromptu trip to Hawaii. Unfortunately, he is staying in the same hotel as Sarah and her new rocker boyfriend. But a resort employee (Mila Kunis) helps him keep his mind off his ex. Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (R) The follow-up to the 2004 stoner hit Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, this time around Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) have their sights set on Amsterdam. However, when they try to sneak a bong onto their flight, Harold and Kumar are mistaken for terrorists. Ironman (PG-13) Robert Downey Jr. is given his chance to bring yet another comic book character to life. When wealthy industrialist and inventor Tony Stark (Downey) is

kidnapped and forced to build a weapon that could cause immense devastation, he instead creates a high-tech suit of armor and escapes. He vows to use his suit to protect the world from evil. Made of Honor (PG-13) Best friends for 10 years, Tom (Patrick Dempsey) realizes he is in love with Hannah when she gets engaged to another man and asks him to be her Maid of Honor. Tom tries to win her over and stop the wedding. My Blueberry Nights (PG-13) After being dumped by her boyfriend, Elizabeth (singer-songwriter Norah Jones in her first acting role) befriends a local café owner, Jeremy (Jude Law), in New York City. As their friendship grows, Elizabeth leaves New York to take a soul-searching road trip across the country, meeting crazy characters and sending Jeremy postcards along the way. Smart People (R) Years after the death of his wife, a cantankerous, but brilliant, English professor (Dennis Quaid) finds himself falling for an ER doctor and former student (Sarah Jessica Parker). At the same time, he must deal with his dysfunctional family, including his preppy, sharp-tongued daughter (Ellen Page) and his freeloading brother (Thomas Haden Church). Street Kings (R) While veteran LAPD Detective Tom Ludlow (Keanu Reeves) has difficultly dealing with the death of his wife, evidence implicates him in the execution-style murder of another officer. As he’s investigated, he questions those around him. Also starring Hugh Laurie and Forest Whitaker.

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When Harold and Kumar went to White Castle in 2004, the idea that it would be a landmark film in that its leading actors were of rarely-used ethnicities in such roles was gently floated, while more importantly pointing out that this was a buddy tale revolving around being high and searching for a fast food “munchie” relief. The end result was achieved and most young-minded people of diverse backgrounds ate up the comedy (on DVD, as it was only a minor box office success), while seemingly not caring that the heroes of the movie were IndianAmerican and Korean-American. Whether or not that’s a tribute to skilled filmmakers who refused to employ stereotypes, thereby helping ignorant audience members get past their hang-ups, or if it’s that people really don’t hold stars of screwball comedy to biases they hold elsewhere in their lives has never really been decided. Perhaps that’s why the writers of White Castle needed to do it again, and indeed they (Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg) have returned, this time to not only to pen but to also direct, and the two have made it clear that they expect their main characters to be treated as many feel minorities have been in the past – badly. Directly following their exploits in New Jersey, Harold (John Cho) – the “Felix” of this odd couple – and Kumar (Kal Penn), the counterbalance crass, have just finished their quested burgers and now decide to fly after the traveling girl of Harold’s dreams, Maria (Paula Garcés). But not just because of the love for a woman, mind you, but more so the passion for pot…yes, she’s in Amsterdam, the worldwide capital of legal toking. So you have a man of Middle-Eastern descent, another of Asian and a plane full of post 9-11 white Americans…yes, the writers go there. Within moments, the duo is already on the run from Guantanamo Bay, on their way to Texas to seek the help of Colton (Eric Winter); a well-connected friend who they feel can clear their names. Kumar has other reasons too – this guy is

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of the film revolves around the supposition that people view Harold and Kumar as Indian and Korean – outsiders — not American, which they both are. Since it’s hard to say if the first film drove this point home enough, this time the movie-makers make it crystal clear by steering the pair through the South from Florida to Texas. (Whether or not racism is truly any worse there than it is in the North or anywhere else, the portrait of a true racist seems easily accepted when it’s painted below the Mason-Dixon Line…fighting stereotype with stereotype, eh?) The jabs don’t end with Southern inhospitality, however, as the slovenly Homeland Security Chief Ron Fox (Rob Corddry, The Daily Show) is in hot hateful pursuit of the escapees. They also happen to meet up with President Bush, who somehow escapes the splash of unbridled partisan venom, coming off as not much more than a cool dope. Don’t worry, comedy fans, the stoner gags and sexual innuendo are again the main focus, but all the political stuff raises the question: is the writer/ director team pointing out hatreds or exercising their own demons? Nonetheless, they at least deserve credit for working so hard to make this raunchy ruckus so informed. Furthermore, with only a small percentage of the film focusing – albeit with maximum firepower – on political and racial issues, most of the time you’re not thinking but laughing, because the sexual and drug-inspired slapstick in this movie is flat-out outrageous. P.S. Yes, Doogie Howser fans, Neil Patrick Harris is back too. Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics.

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UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Forgetting Sarah Marshall – Fri.-Sun. 11, 2:15, 4:45, 7:20, 10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:20 Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay – Fri.-Sun. 11:30, 1:50, 4:10, 7:10, 9:45 Mon.-Thurs. 4:10, 7:10 Counterfeiters – Fri.-Sun. 11:15, 1:45, 4, 7, 9:30 Mon.-

Thurs. 4, 7 Baby Mama – Fri.-Sun. 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:40, 10:10 Mon.-Thurs. 5:10, 7:40 Made of Honor – Fri.-Sun. 12, 2:30, 5, 7:50, 10:20 Mon.Thurs. 5, 7:50 Iron Man – Fri.-Sun. 10:30, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Mon.Thurs. 4:30, 7:30

SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) The Bank Job – Sat. 3 Smart People – Fri.-Mon., Thurs. 5:05 Flawless – Fri.-Mon., Thurs. 7 My Blueberry Nights – Fri.-Mon., Thurs. 9

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall – Fri.-Sat. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10:10 Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs. 4:20, 7:20 Forbidden Kingdom – Fri.-Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:45 Sun. 1, 4, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7 Made of Honor – Fri. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10 Sat. 10:15, 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10 Sun. 10:15, 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:10, 7:10 Iron Man – Fri. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Sat. 10:30, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Sun. 10:30, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30

UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Iron Man – Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Sat. 10:30, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Sun. 10:30, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Wed. 4:30, 7:30 Thurs. 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Baby Mama – Fri. 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sat. 10:50, 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sun. 10:50, 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Mon.-Wed. 4:15, 7:15 Thurs. 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Smart People – Fri. 4:45, 7:40, 10 Sat. 11, 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10 Sun. 11, 1:45, 4:45, 7:40 Mon.-Wed. 4:45, 7:40 Thurs. 4:45, 7:40, 10 Nim’s Island – Fri. 4 Sat. 10:40, 1, 4 Sun. 10:40, 1 Mon.Thurs. 1, 4 Deception – Fri.- Sat. 7, 9:30 Sun. 7 Mon.-Wed. 7 Thurs. 7, 9:30 What Happens in Vegas – Fri. (5/9) 12:01 a.m. The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column to spread at the farm. Vegetables are grown in the field where the compost was spread. How satisfying it is for the students to know about actively taking part in a process that goes full circle. I found myself hanging around the pizza station and marveled at the deftness of Chef Franco Denaro as he dressed pizza after pizza with a variety of toppings – marinated and roasted mushroom pizza, diced beets with goat cheese and leek, and roasted zucchini and onion with parmesan and mozzarella. Here is my adaptation of a pizza that just blew me away. PIZZA WITH ZUCCHINI, ONION, PARMESAN AND BASIL OIL Basic tomato sauce and basil oil may be made several days ahead. Serves 6-8 Basic pizza dough* to yield one 10-12-inch round pizza or store-bought 1 cup pureed basic tomato sauce** Basil oil***

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“There were places such as granges and feed supply establishments where farmers could gather to meet others in a farming community, to network and do business. Here at the Ross School’s annual Spring Social Event in East Hampton we have the opportunity for farmers and wineries, fishermen and local artisans to gather, and to share the camaraderie of the community,” said Brian Halweil, editor of Edible East End, at the recent event. Everyone in attendance was involved in one way or another in the local food scene. The setting was the Ross School Café, where guests enjoyed a variety of crisp vegetable-topped pizzas from the wood fired brick oven, salads such as Middle Eastern baba ghanoosh with flat bread, a mustardy celery root remoulade and pungent watermelon radish kimchee. Entrées included pillows of roasted Atlantic Pollack with Channing Daughters beurre blanc, Asian tofu triangles and comforting barley risotto with peas and baby fennel. There was strawberry shortcake and chocolate dip shortbread for a sweet finish. Products for the evening’s menu came from North and South Fork farms, seafood shops, bakeries and vineyards, too numerous to mention. I was delighted when sous chef Brand Fibkins invited me to view the school’s “root cellar.” Two giant walk-in metal containers house a bounty of provisions. At the end of the fall season the cellar was made available to store 500 pounds of celery root, 4,300 pounds of carrots and 1,500 pounds of rutabagas, just to give you an idea of the largesse. Executive chef Liz Dobbs spoke of Courtney Ross’s commitment to working with local purveyors and the school’s concept to use organic, sus-

3 narrow zucchini, trimmed and sliced 1/4-inch thick 1 large onion, halved and sliced 1/4-inch thick 1 cup shredded Parmesan cheese 1 cup shredded mozzarella tainable and local fare. It’s a win-win situation – offering high quality food to the students, helping the farmers, and at the same time keeping the economy local. Scott Chaskey of Quail Hill Farm in Amagansett cheerfully shared his delight in how the students leave their compost at the compost station behind the school. Twice a week it’s brought to Quail Hill

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Zucchini, Onion, Parmesan Topping 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees: Place the sliced zucchini in a bowl and drizzle with olive oil. Place sliced onions in a separate bowl and drizzle with olive oil. Season each with a sprinkle of salt and pepper. Divide the vegetables in two separate sections on a parchment lined sheet pan and roast for

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35-45 minutes. Set aside. 2. When ready to bake pizza preheat oven to 450 degrees. Roll out pizza dough and lift onto a corn meal dusted rimless baking sheet. Spoon a thin layer of tomato sauce** to within an inch of the pizza’s edge. Toss a thin layer of the roasted zucchini, then the onions, top with layers of Parmesan and mozzarella. Squeeze or spoon rings of basil oil** all around the top of the pizza and place in the preheated oven. Bake for 18-20 minutes until crust is golden and cheese is melted. Transfer to a wooden board and cut into wedges for serving.

2 shallots, finely chopped 3 pounds ripe plum tomatoes or 1 can (2 lb. 3 oz.) peeled tomatoes Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 1 teaspoon fresh thyme leaves or 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in a medium saucepan, add garlic and shallots, and saute for a minute or two until translucent. Add tomatoes and season with salt and pepper. Cook, with cover ajar, at a brisk simmer for 15-20 minutes. Add herbs and stir to mix. Remove from heat. Purée the sauce in a food mill to remove skin and seeds. If preparing ahead, refrigerate covered in a suitable container up to one week.

*BASIC PIZZA DOUGH IN THE FOOD PROCESSOR Yield: dough for one round 10-12-inch pizza

dough is formed. To knead the dough in an electric stand mixer, mix for ten minutes with the dough hook on low speed until smooth and elastic. Transfer to a lightly floured board and knead into a ball for just 30 seconds. Dough will be sticky. Use a pastry scraper and transfer to a lightly greased bowl: turn to coat. Cover with a clean towel and let rest until doubled in size, about 1 hour.

1 package active dry yeast Scant 1 cup lukewarm water (85-105 degrees) 2 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon olive oil 1. Dissolve yeast with water in a Pyrex cup measure and stir to mix. Let stand about five minutes to proof. 2. Put 2 cups flour in a large bowl and make a well in the center. Pour in the dissolved yeast, salt and oil. With a wooden spoon, slowly work the liquid into the flour, stirring until you have a solid mass. 3. Transfer the dough to the work bowl of a food processor and process for 1 minute or until a ball of

4. When ready to bake punch dough down in the bowl and transfer to a lightly floured surface. Roll the dough from the center out then stretch with hands into a round. Transfer to a wood paddle or pizza pan and use as directed. **BASIC TOMATO SAUCE Remaining sauce can be used in any recipe that calls for a simple tomato sauce, or as is for pasta. 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped

***BASIL OIL Remaining oil may be used as a basis for pesto by adding finely chopped garlic andchopped pignola nuts. About 5 cups fresh basil leaves 1 cup extra-virgin olive oil Wash basil leaves of any grit and sand and drain. Bring a large pot of water to the boil. Add leaves with a pinch of salt and blanch for 30 seconds. Drain and pat dry with paper towels. Put the leaves in a food processor fitted with the steel knife, add 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil and process to a thick puree. Pour into a clean glass jar then pour remaining 1/2 cup olive oil and stir to mix. Shake jar well, cover and store at room temperature for several days. Squeeze through a plastic squeeze bottle or drizzle over presented dish.

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Dining Log 75 MAIN RESTAURANT – Lunch and Dinner 7 days and Daily Prix Fixe. Tues. is Local Night, Wed. is Prime Rib Night, and Thurs. is Clambake Night. 75 Main Street, Southampton, 631-283-7575. ALMOND – A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Special fall three course prix fixe for $21.95 every night from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night on Monday. Open Thurs.-Tues from 6 p.m. and closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370590. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631668-2660. COUNTRY HOUSE RESTAURANT – (Circa 1710) Open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner. Voted Most Romantic Restaurant by AOL City Guide. Zagat Rated. Friday night Chefs Tasting menu $45 per person. Prix fixe $36 dinner available Mon.-Thurs. Located on Route 25A on the corner of Main Street, “Old” Stony Brook. www.countryhouserestaurant.com 631-751-3332. Reservations suggested. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Featuring espresso bar, bakery, coffee roastery, full-service caféé serving breakfast, lunch and desserts, and outdoor garden seating. Open Monday-Thursday, Sunday 6 a.m.-7 p.m., Friday & Saturday 6 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill & 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. www.hamptoncoffeecompany.com 631-726-COFE. HILL STREET CAFÉ – Breakfast and lunch at The Southampton Inn, headed by one of Long Island’s foremost chefs, Peter Dunlop. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-6500. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850s mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, menu is

complemented by an extensive wine list. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email inn@jamesportmanor.com or visit www.jamesportmanor.com LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years, rated in Zagat Survey of Distinction 2006-2007 27-20-23-45 and recognized as among the best on Long Island for delicious quality food, value and attentive staff. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT – Matto, Italian for “crazy,” features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Chic yet casual. Serving dinner Tuesday-Sunday from 5 p.m. Offering a threecourse prix fixe for $22 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and Friday and Saturday before 6 p.m. Open for brunch Sundays 11:30 - 4:00 p.m. Closed Mondays. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 www.mattorestaurant.com. MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-7288838. MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OAKLAND’S RESTAURANT & MARINA – Located on Dune Road at the Shinnecock Inlet in Hampton Bays, Oakland’s is now open for the season. Offering lunch and dinner Friday, Saturday and Sunday beginning at noon. Our specials include: Friday evening happy hour 5-7 p.m., Friday evening “Lobster Bash,” Sunday brunch 12-3 p.m. and our Sunday evening Price Fix menu beginning at 5 p.m. Specials from our regular menu are always offered as well. Visit www.oaklandsrestaurant.com or call 631-728-6900 for more information and reservations. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Zagat says “Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Please join us for Mother’s Day join us for Mother’s Day 1-7 p.m. for a $40, 4 course Chef’s Tasting dinner. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road. Sag Harbor. oasishamptons.com. 631-725-7110.

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ONE OCEAN – An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5665. PARTO’S – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, caféé. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Oldstyle, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef’s tastings available Sun.- Thurs. for $25. Live entertainment Fri. & Sat. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. www.pierresbridgehampton.com. PREMIER DINER – Enjoy spectacular food, dinner specials and easy-going atmosphere. Open 24 hours, weekends. Located at 690 Commack Road, Commack, 200 ft. North of Expressway (going east Exit 52, going west Exit 53) 631-462-1432. PRIME 103 – Sophisticated steak and sushi restaurant with extensive wine list. Open 7 nights a week from 5:30 p.m. Located at 103 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-324-1100. SARACEN – A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631-537SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best” Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703 TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food in an old Southwestern technique. Ribs, wraps, ‘ritas! Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. Located at 21 Panitgo Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7166. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Seafood, pasta, prime-aged steaks, lobster dinners. Prix-fixe available every night until 7 p.m. Thursday and Sundays. Lobster dinner $17, Prime Rib $21.95 or Prime Rib and Lobster $36.Tuesday dinner & a movie – get free movie tickets to the Hampton Arts Theatre with any dinner (offer for Tuesday movie only). Lobster $36. Live music in the dining room Thursday, Friday and Saturday. 32 Star Island Road, Montauk, NY 11954 montaukyachtclub.com • 631.668.3100 (Main) PUBLIC WELCOME • LOCALS ENCOURAGED • YACHT OPTIONAL Reservations NOT Required

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Side Dish By Aji Jones crusted striped bass with champagne beurre blanc. For early reservations and further information, call OSO at (631) 283- 1166. The Seafood Barge in Southold has announced the appointment of Noah Schwartz to the position of Executive Chef. Schwartz is a native Long Islander and a graduate of the New England Culinary Institute in Vermont. His affiliations have included The Girl and The Fig, Willi’s Wine Bar and Monti’s Rotisserie in Santa Rosa, CA. Schwartz creates exciting dishes at the Seafood Barge always utilizing the area’s fresh seafood and produce. The Seafood Barge is open in season seven days a week, serving lunch Monday – Friday, from 12- 3 p.m., and Saturday & Sunday, from 12- 4 p.m. and dinner Sunday – Thursday, from 5- 9 p.m. and Friday & Saturday from 5- 10 p.m. For more information call The Seafood Barge at (631) 765- 3010. La Fondita in Amagansett will open for the 2008 season on Friday, May 2. They will be open Thursday and Sunday from 11:30 a.m. - 8 p.m. and 11:30 - 9 p.m. on Friday and Saturday. For more information

or to place an order call La Fondita at (631) 267-8800. Rowdy Hall in East Hampton has added some new menu items to their lunch and dinner menu. Some of the menu items include: charred calamari salad; fried goat cheese; smoked salmon salad sandwich; meatloaf; monkfish; sea scallops; and vegetarian chili. Rowdy Hall is open for lunch seven days from noon to 3:30 p.m., for dinner Sunday – Thursday from 5 to 10 p.m. and Friday – Saturday from 5 to 11 p.m. For further information call Rowdy Hall at (631) 324-8555. Pierre’s in Bridgehampton offers a $24 prix fixe, Sunday to Thursday all night. They are also open seven days a week. For reservations call Pierre’s at (631) 537- 5110. Matto in East Hampton offers a three-course prixfixe menu for $22. The menu is available SundayThursday, from 5 p.m. – close. They also offer a Sunday brunch prix fixe every Sunday from 11:30 a.m.- 3:30 p.m. For reservations call Matto at (631) 329- 0024. Annona in Westhampton Beach offers two special weekly prix-fixes. From Sunday – Wednesday they have a three-course $28 prix fixe menu and on Thursdays they offer a two course $25 prix fixe. They also have buy one get one free at the bar every Friday from 5- 7:30 p.m. with live acoustic music from 6- 9 p.m. For more information call Annona at (631) 2887766. A$

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Arts & Galleries ART COMMENTARY Images That Mean a Lot:The 2008 Presidential Campaign “A picture is worth a thousand words” is one of the great truisms of the mass media revolution, expecially when it comes to politics. Scandals bring out the potency of pictures in both TV and print. Remember President Clinton, his back to the camera, giving Monica you-know-who a hug as she stood among a crowd of well wishers? Remember the recent images of Elliot Spitzer, his wife by his side, resigning as governor? Presidential campaigns also evoke pervasive (and persuasive) imagery. Consider John Kerry’s flip-flopping on a wind surfer in a 2004 TV political ad. Some say that one spot helped lose him the election. The current campaign has its share of dramatic pictures, mostly in print (since TV ads are scarce in our area at the present time). Such visualization says a lot, using aesthetic aspects of photography and film: composition, camera angle, image size, color, lighting, and distortion. The positioning of pictures conveys a defined purpose as well. While the question as to whether photographers mean to make a political statement with their images has not been answered, the placement of various photos by editors is usually a conscious choice. Let’s consider some salient examples.

With Marion Wolberg Weiss

The current primary A few times the candiprocess established the popdates are seen as equals, ularity of picturing candihowever. Newsday (Feb. 1, dates with their spouses. No 2008 ) shows the two candibig deal, except in the case dates cheek-to-cheek in the middle of the cover: symmeof Hillary and Bill. Senator try is important to reinforce Obama and his wife, the headline – “Obama, Michelle, are traditionally Clinton, dance around each side-by-side as two separate other in cordial debate.” people. Conversely, one Besides compositional telling photo shows the elements and photo placeClintons in an overlapping ment, camera angles propose, Hillary in the forevide messages, too. Have ground. Their figures seem you ever seen a bird’s-eyelike one entity: an inseparaview of a candidate? Hardly. ble couple. Instead, worm’s-eye-views Separation between Equals are prevalent, as a visual way Obama and Clinton as opposof conveying power and status. Such a perspective ing candidates is usual, however. Newsday cover goes way back to the western hero. Think Clint images especially use confrontational images, with Eastwood. Obama often on the left-hand side of the page and There is one notable exception, and there might be Clinton on the right-hand side. The placement indicates that Clinton has a more important role, since we others as the election approaches. The Washington Post (Jan. 8, 2008) carried a front-page picture of read a paper “left to right,” ending on the right side. Senator McCain speaking in Manchester, New A notable exception is the photo of Clinton after her Hampshire. The image showed a bird’s-eye-view, crying episode at a New Hampshire restaurant. This emphasizing the crowd that surrounded McCain. time, her face appears in the lower right of the picture Does this mean the Gods are looking down on this – the lower position is significant, perhaps reinforcing her “lowered” status in the minds of some voters. particular candidate with favor? Time will tell.

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Taos, New Mexico Several years ago, a trip to the southwest of England inspired this critic to compare the Hamptons to St. Ives, a seaside resort and home of British Abstract Expressionism. The similarities were both salient and often obvious. A recent journey to the southwest of our own country, namely New Mexico, evoked another comparison between the Hamptons and Taos. This time, however, the similarities were not as evident even if you consider that both art communities are resort areas. The most obvious difference, of course, is the terrain; Taos is situated close to snow-covered mountains and high plains resembling the desert. It isn’t near the Atlantic either, but the nearby Rio Grande might count as a substitute for some people. Another distinction is the indigenous architecture dictating the design and scope of Taos galleries and museums. For example, the Fenix Gallery is located in a 200-year-old livery stable; the Blumenschein Museum is the site of a leading family’s mansion. Other private galleries are situated in Mexican-style adobe structures or in tucked-away enclaves like Jimmy Murrays’s Envision Gallery. We are happy to report that, unlike Sante Fe, ven-

Work by Agnes Martin ues do not include displaying art work on the ground around the historic plaza. That galleries are plentiful in Taos is another difference between the art communities. Yet despite this positive fact, there appears to be no organization like our own East Hampton and Southampton art associations. At least that’s what several local artists indicated, saying that they “pursue their own thing” in Taos.

“Pursuing their own thing” has produced some stunnung results, it seems to yours truly. For example, Agnes Martin, whose 1950s works are in Taos’ Harwood Museum, created outstanding abstractions in addition to her minimal grid works. Jennifer Lynch is another artist who has made Taos her home. She, too, pursues her own work and has never been “influenced” by other people, including her teacher, Vinnie Longo who “never told me what to do.” While creating her own unique prints called “fractals,” she regularly works with sculptor Larry Bell and Sag Harbor master printmaker Dan Weldon. There are also both similarities and differences regarding subjects and styles in the two art communities. For instance, abstract art is prevalent in Taos as it is in the Hamptons. (One arresting example is the work of Scott Murray.) However, this critic did not see as many landscape pieces in Taos as are present here. The area certainly calls for celebrating the unforgetable mountains and plains. No matter. There’s enough about Taos that’s plenty unforgetable. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Contact Envision Gallery at envision@taosnet.com; Call Jennifer Lynch at 505-770-1983.

ART EVENTS OPENING RECEPTIONS

COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg.64 Benefits – pg. 47 Movies – pg. 59 Day by Day – pg. 47 Kids’ Events – pg. 48

ROSS SCHOOL – 5/2 – 5-7 p.m. Featuring the work of eight East End artists. Curated by Ross School’s seventh grade class. On display through 6/13. Located at 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631907-5000. BOLTAX GALLERY – 5/3 – 5-8 p.m. “New Work. Old Friends.” Located at 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062.

EAST END BOOKS GALLERY – 5/3 – 5:30-7 p.m. “Squares & Angles,” through May 22. Open daily. Mon.-Fri. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sun. 12-5 p.m. Located at 53 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-8680. OYSTERPONDS HISTORICAL SOCIETY – 5/3 – 5-7 p.m. “Fusion: Contemporary Art Glass” by Yan Rieger. On display through 5/18. Open Fri.-Sun., 2-5 (continued on the next page)

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p.m. Located on Village Lane, at 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. Greenport. 917-544-8583. PICK OF THEWEEK 631-726-2547. Orient. 631-323-2480. GALLERY MERZ – Through June 17, paintings UBER HOUSE PRUDENTIAL DOUGLAS CLOVIS POINT GALLERY – by Christina Schlesinger and photography by GALLERY – “Pheromones.” “Clovis Point Toasts the Artists,” GALLERY – 5/3 – 6-8 p.m. “Bang Nicholas Bergery. Open Thursday through Saturday, Enhance your true self. showcasing art collectives Arts 4 Bang!!!! Guns and Roses,” the work 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. of Eileen Hickey-Hulme. Featured Opening reception, May 3, 6-8 p.m. and Bonac Tunic. At the Clovis Located at 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. through May 31. Located at 216 Located at 80 Main Street, Sag Point Winery, located at 1935 GALLERY NORTH – “Inprint.” Located at 385 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267- Harbor. 631-725-0909. Main Road, Jamesport. 631-722Pine Tree Road, Cutchogue. 631-734-7619. 9700. 4222. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY – Adam Stennett’s QUOGUE LIBRARY – 5/3 – 3-5 p.m. “Plein Air COREY CREEK VINEYARDS – Featuring the “Off the Grid,” on display through May 27. Located at Peconic,” benefiting the Peconic Land Trust. On diswork of Dolores Castrucci. On display daily, 11 a.m.-5 2297 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537play through May 29. Located at 90 Quogue St., p.m. Located on Main Road, Southold. 631-765-4168. 1900. Gidstein.com. Quogue, 631-653-6151. CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Located at 136 GOOD CONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 – SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – 5/3 – 6-9 p.m. Main Street, East Hampton. 631-267-3627. Paintings and pastels by Christine Chew Smith and “Fire & Ice” on display through 5/25. Open Thurs.THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE – Lynne Heffner. Open Saturday and Sunday 1-5 p.m. Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. Located at “Squeezed and Tied: Foam and paper Sculptures” by or by appointment. Located at 848 North Sea Road, 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291John Chamberlain. Through May 11. Open Friday Southampton. 631-726-4663. 9061. and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located on Corwith GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Saturday and UBER HOUSE GALLERY – 5/3 – 6-8 p.m. Avenue off Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537Sunday 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 88 Gin “Pheromones.” Enhance your true self. Located at 80 1476. Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. DE CORDOVA GALLERY – “SALUD…Here’s to 830-2895. WALK TALL GALLERY – 5/3 – 6-8 p.m. Paintings your health,” a benefit for Hudson River HealthCare, GRENNING GALLERY – Tonalists & by Walter Us. On display through May 20. Open which provides healthcare to the underserved and Impressionists: Then and Now” Exhibit will run Tuesday to Sunday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. underinsured. May 24 – June 29. Open Fridays from through April. Open Sunday – Thursday, 10 a.m.-5 Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-3243-7 p.m., Saturdays and Sundays from 12-6 p.m. and p.m. and Fridays and Saturdays from 10 a.m. – 7 p.m. 9776. also by appointment. Located at 538 Main Street, Located at 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-767-5302. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – 5/3 – 12-6 p.m. Greenport. 631-477-0620. GUILD HALL GALLERY – Located at 158 Main “Color Me Spring,” work by Lois Bender. Also showing DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY – Located at 141 Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. Cuca Romley etchings and paintings. On display Maple Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY – “Young Emerging Artists.” Gallery hours are Sunday to through May 14. Open daily from 12-6 p.m. closed THE DESIGN STUDIO – “Romantic Chinese Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday and Saturday 11 Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. Landscapes,” photography by John Deng. Open daily. a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 77 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-725-0097. 2393 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-1999. 631-283-6308. THE DRAWING ROOM – Featuring the work of LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – At the Sharon Horvath through May 26. Open Monday, GALLERIES Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 11 ANNONA RESTAURANT – Featuring the work of Southampton. 631-287-4377. a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Newtown Lane, East Harald Marinius Olson. Sponsored by Galerie Belage. LONGHOUSE RESERVE – “Rites of Spring.” At Hampton. 631-324-5016. Located at 112 Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. 133 Hands Creek Rd., East Hampton. 631-329-3568. DREW PATRICK SPA GALLERY – Featuring art ART SITES GALLERY – “Recalled Intimacy,” feaMARK BORGHI FINE ART – Open daily from 10 by Bill Kuchler. Located at 128 West Main Street, Bay turing the work of Clyde Phillip Wachsberger and a.m.-5:30 p.m. Currently located at 2462 Main St., Shore. 631-206-3739. Claire Watson. Open Thursday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. THE FIREPLACE PROJECT – Located at 851 Located at 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591NESTSEEKERS GALLERY – New York artist Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. Open Friday 2401. Geoffrey Fontaigne releases his new book Selected through Sunday, 12-6 p.m. thefireplaceproject.com. ASHAWAGH HALL – Open Sat. and Sun. 11 a.m.Works and displays a few abstract expressionist 631-324-4666. 6 p.m. Located at Springs Fireplace Rd., East paintings. Located at 150 Main Street, Sag Harbor. GALERIE BELAGE – Currently featuring outHampton, NY. 631-726-6835. 631-725-7070. sider and folk art, as well as the work of abstract BASEMENT GALLERY – “A Tribute to Rose PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY – Featuring the artist Stephen Beck. Located behind Margarita Grille Graubart Ignatow” drawings and paintings from the photography of Ken Robbins through May 18. Open at 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton. 631-288-5082. 1930s-1990s. 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Street, Amagansett. 631-267-7817. March 29. Rogers Mansion, located at 17 PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283Michael Paraskevas’ extensive work and 2494. children’s book illustrations from Maggie SOUTH STREET GALLERY – “Madeline, and the Ferocious Beast and other books an artist’s model.” Located at 18 South Street, he published with his mother, Betty. Greenport. 631-477-0021. Open by appointment. Located at 83 SPANIERMAN GALLERY – Located at 68 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 1665. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – Jim THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Drapfield’s “Pet-ography” Located at 103 Main “Paper Transformed – Origami.” The Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. gallery is open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. SYLVESTER AT HOME –Located at 154 Located at 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9777. 631-283-2118. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Gallery PIERRE’S RESTAURANT – Favorites 2.” Saturday through Monday, 12:30-7 Showing the black and white photograp.m. At 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. phy of Gino Rullo, April 5-30. Located at UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST CONGRE2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631GATION OF THE SOUTH FORK – 537-5110. “Members and Friends Art Show.” Open POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – An Saturday and Sunday. Located at 977 exhibition of early graphic works by This photograph of Town Lane at Balsam Farm taken by Ellen Watson is Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, Adolph Gottlieb. Through July 26. Located Bridgehampton. 631-537-0132. part of Plein Air Peconic, traveling art exhibition. at 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., East VERED GALLERY – “Contemporary and Hampton. 631-324-4929. Modern Masters.” Paintings, sculpture and located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. PRITAM AND EAMES – “Early Spring Show,” photography by Milton Avery, Willem de Kooning, RVS FINE ART – Open Friday to Sunday 12-5 Running through June 20. Open Monday – Saturday Jean Dubuffet, Jackson Pollack, Amedeo Modigliani, p.m. and by appointment. Located at 20 Jobs Lane, 10 a.m. – 5 p.m. Sunday 12 – 4 p.m. Closed Wolf Kahn, Gaston Lachaise and many others are on Southampton. 631-838-4843. Wednesdays. Located at 27-29 Race Lane, East SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY – display. Open Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-6 p.m. and Hampton. 631-324-7111. “Maker/Taker.” Located at 688 Montauk Highway, Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place, RATIO GALLERY – “Two Distinct Views - The Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or 631-726-0076. East Hampton. 631-324-3303. Individual and the Collective,” artwork by Marlies SILAS MARDER GALLERY – Located at 120 WALLACE GALLERY – Open Saturday 10 a.m.-6 Ihmels and David Ebner, will run through May 3. 10 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. . 631-702-2306. p.m., Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointBell Street, Bellport. 631-286-4020. SIREN SONG GALLERY – Mythical sea creament. 37A Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-4516. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – “Inspiration tures as well as other spirits that haunt our dreams from the Spirit World,” the work of Countess created by three east end artists. Located at 516 Main MISCELLANEOUS Catherine Buxhoeveden through May 15. Located at Street, Greenport. www.sirensongallery.com. 631-477WATER MILL FOUNDATION ARTIST-IN-RES41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. 1021. IDENCY PROGRAM – Now accepting applications ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Featuring phoSOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM for Fall 2008 and Spring 2009. Application deadline: tography by Steve Berger and paintings by Miriam GALLERY – “The Joys of Toys” will run through May 30. Watermillcenter.org/programs. Dougenis through May 6. The Jamesport Manor Inn,

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Health, Beauty & Fitness Move More, Eat Less, Dodge ED By Patrick Dougherty There are many good rationalizations for all of us to pursue a healthy lifestyle. But for men, there’s a tremendously compelling reason: better erections. An estimated 18 million men in the United States – that’s 18.4 percent of adult males aged 20 years and older – have ED. A study by the American Heart Association Annual Conference on Cardiovascular Disease Epidemiology and Prevention showed a link between cardiovascular risk factors and erectile dysfunction (ED). It also suggested that this high ED prevalence may be a result of unhealthy lifestyles, marked by inactivity and poor nutrition. Healthy habits like increased exercise and better diet were shown to cut cardiovascular risk factors, and may help prevent ED. Elizabeth Selvin, Ph.D., M.P.H., a lead author of the study and a research fellow at Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health in Baltimore, Maryland, said that men who reported being physically active were much less likely to have ED compared to men who reported no daily physical activity. Those who lead a more sedentary life, measured by hours of daily TV, video, and computer use, were more likely to have ED even after taking other risk factors into consideration. In the study, 2,216 adult male participants reported on their ability to achieve and maintain erections. These reports were collected from the 2001-2002 National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey (NHNES), a broad cross-section survey considered to be an accurate reflection of the U.S. adult male population. Men who report-

ed they are “sometimes able” or “never able” to achieve and maintain erections were considered ED sufferers. The study showed that middle aged men and men with one or more cardiovascular risk factors (including hypertension and diabetes) were more prone to ED. More than half of all adult men with diabetes also suffer from ED – in fact, they are three times as likely to have the condition than men without diabetes. According to ED expert Miles Jones, M.D., “An unhealthy cardiovascular system is likely going to be reflected in poor sexual performance. The key to an erection is being able to get that rush of blood. Hardening or clogging of the arteries associated with heart disease affects not just your coronary arteries, but arteries throughout the body.” An overall healthy lifestyle may strengthen erections as it strengthens the cardiovascular system. Selvin said that studies show exercise as a factor in helping improve erectile function. In fact, all the things we know are important in preventing cardio-

vascular disease and diabetes – losing weight, eating a lowfat, high-fiber diet rich in fruits and vegetables, and getting lots of exercise – may also prevent ED. The study revealed that quantity of exercise might influence quality of erections. According to Selvin, “The more men exercised, the less likely they were to have ED.” But both Selvin and Jones agree that the study’s association between ED and unhealthy lifestyle might help physicians screen cardiovascular disease and diabetes. “If someone complains of ED, his doctor should investigate all associated conditions,” said Jones. This recommendation promises even greater impact as men are increasingly open to discussing ED with their doctors. “A healthy lifestyle is what’s necessary to reduce not only ED, but cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and everything that goes with that,” said Jones. “Simply put, moderation . . . and stop smoking!” Selvin agreed, succinctly summing up her study’s ED lesson: “The important message is: move more, eat less.”

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when your bone density will naturally start to diminish. By this point, you hope that you have contributed enough to your bone density “account” to carry you through the later years. Women are twice as likely to suffer from osteoporosis than men. This is because they start out with a lower bone density and they live longer. Also, those who have suffered from bulimia or anorexia are more likely to get osteoporosis, and the majority of people who have battled these illnesses are women. Finally, the sudden drop in estrogen levels that occurs during menopause accelerates bone density loss. To fight osteoporosis, girls should consume 1,300 mg of calcium per day. Women ages 19 to 50 need 1,000 mg of calcium per day, and women 51 and over need 1,200 mg of calcium per day. But beyond that, one of the worst things to do about osteoporosis is nothing at all. Inactivity contributes to bone loss, and weight-bearing activities help to increase bone density. Scoliosis is an abnormal curvature of the spine. While all spines have a natural curve (which resembles a slight S when viewed in a cross-section), people with scoliosis have a curve that may go laterally, or curve too much at one part of the spine and not enough at another. You can identify the presence of scoliosis if, when someone is in a standing forward bend, one shoulder blade pops up more than the other. It

One thing that was always missing in those elementary school health classrooms was a second skeleton. Our school’s official skeleton, Archibald, was certainly a fine specimen, and I learned all about the location of the femur and the felanges. But we were severely missing a second party: one with wider hips, a flatter pelvis, smaller teeth, and an elbow with a turning radius sharp enough to cradle a baby. That’s right – Ms. Archibald also deserved her place at the front of the class. The female skeleton is not the same as the male, and as a result, women have different issues in regard to bones and joints. Three major skeletal problems that affect men and women are osteoporosis, scoliosis, and rheumatoid arthritis. But all three of these issues are more common in women than in men. What are these conditions, and why are women so much more susceptible? Osteoporosis is the loss of bone density level. Your bone density can be thought of like a checking account. You can contribute to bone density throughout your development by “depositing” sufficient amounts of calcium and engaging in weight-bearing exercise. But there comes a point

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By Susan M. Galardi We’ve all noticed those tiny stickers on fruits and vegetables, with bar codes and sometimes little pictures of the fruit itself, or a cute ladybug. But few among us, even those who religiously read nutrition labels, understand the amount of information contained on that little circle. Of course it helps in pricing the fruit at the checkout counter, but it can also let you know how healthy that item really is, beyond the vitamins and nutrients. PLU (or ‘Price Look Up’) codes, carry a string of 4 or 5 numbers, telling you if that orange or avocado is “conventionally grown” – that is, produced with the help of pesticides and herbicides – genetically modified (GM), or organic. Many people are leery of eating foods exposed to harsh pesticides – deservedly so. On the genetically modified or engineered food front, the FDA makes the argument that this type of “hybridization” has been going on safely for years. The FDA’s website states, “Genetically engineered foods are produced from crops whose genetic makeup has been altered through a process called recombinant DNA, or gene splicing, to give the plant a desirable trait.” But many consumers and advocacy groups fear GM foods. A contrasting definition of GM, on the

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Earthly Delights Spring Is Moving East April showers have been way over due, so it was good to get a drenching this week. But the East End is behind in the leafing out and flowering, too. Both New York City and Connecticut are ahead of us in their bloom sequence by about two weeks. On a visit to New York last week, we experienced the usual unusual April day that seemed like summer. Every year this happens, women in summer dresses, guys in shorts and FIT students in flip flops all hit the

streets. But the balmy summer like weather is only a tease, it never lasts, particularly out here on the East End. In Manhattan last week, the earlier arrival of the bleeding hearts and tulips, in full bloom in Madison Square Park, were a delightful surprise. We’re still exclaiming over their predecessors in the garden here, the daffodils and Hellebores, the true early bloomers, which were passed in the city. The difference in spring’s arrival is clearly illustrated on the drive from Southampton to New York. All

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Dogwoods are blooming too... are in full leaf while ours are just beginning to unfurl. But the same concrete and glass environment is not so much a part of the Connecticut landscape to the north of us, which was awash with Magnolias two weeks ago. Stunning pink sugar Magnolias were everywhere in full flower. Coming home from visiting my mother I am delighted to be experiencing spring twice, as the magnolias are just about to peak in their bloom here. We had the same pleasure of two springs in April when we traveled down through Pennsylvania and Delaware to visit Winterthur and Longwood gardens. Heading south to find spring before it happens here makes sense, but why was Connecticut warmer? Even Port Jefferson had maples leafing out, but as we drove south and east, spring went into reverse.

Taking a walk across Manhattan and out onto the pier of Hudson River Park can provide in a microcosm the explanation of why this happens to the East End. The wind picks up and the temperature drops as you head out over the water along the length of the longest pier. The landward side of the pier is sheltered by an old warehouse. People lounge on the broad lawn of fake grass like it’s a carpet, some in bathing suits. But at the end of the pier, you pass under a grove of locusts whose leaves have barely broken bud – they are out of synch with the rest of New York’s soft green foliage. It is the chill of the river wind combined with the longer warming time of the Hudson River itself that has kept the trees dormant longer than the other park and street trees around the city. The Atlantic plays the same role here on the East End. Far more vast than the Hudson, the ocean regulates our climate. It stays colder longer than the land that’s why Sagaponack can be so foggy in early spring. Chilly winds coming out of the east nip at the noses of dog walkers and keep the natural tendencies of spring exuberance in check. Some years it feels like March stretches into May and then suddenly, as the warmer waters of the Gulf Stream move in, summer arrives in a day.

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e-mail Dan at askdan@danspapers.com were not cluttered with vehicles occupied by people with no particular destination. Once a staple of Long Island life, our vehicles have been silenced. The thunderous hiss of traffic has nearly vanished. Dazed and confused, our daily driving habits are in complete turmoil. Turning the ignition over on Old Betsy is no longer fun. In fact, it has become an event riddled with anxiety. I’m certain you all know what I am talking about. The rumble of the exhaust no longer exudes the same happiness it once did. With each turn of the crankshaft, our financial future fades and it reminds us that we are in serious trouble. It’s difficult to explain, but each time I get behind the wheel I get this strange sensation that other motorists are looking at me differently. I feel that unless I have somewhere really important to go, I should not have the luxury to pound the pavement. As the price of gasoline continues to escalate, we should question the events leading to our current dilemma. It may lessen our animosity toward OPEC. Jason E. Hill Ridge, NY

NOT A QUICK FIX Dear Dan, Upon reading Dan’s Papers article “Tahoe To Go” in the April 4, 2008 issue, you are amazingly compliant. A bureau – crazy – gone wild, has abused you. Of what service to the public is rooftop detection? How little you react to the infringement of your civil liberties. Has the fear factor, the possible “Terrorist” factor been exaggerated. You are able to downplay the effect of your abuse because you are a local, known to officials and capable of using the media to publish the events. What of others? A “free” society? Cathy Marvin Hunter Montauk If what I wrote gets this problem fixed for me, its fixed for everybody. – DR TIME OUT Dear Dan, I was pleased with the Who’s Here piece on me in the issue of April 18, 2008. But, to set things straight, I was not editor of Time and U.S. News, just U.S. News. And I wasn’t editor of the Washington Post, either. Friends called me to say how impressed they were to learn of my illustrious life. Me too. Best, Roger Rosenblatt Via e-mail

We have nobody to blame but who? – DR NO TRADE, NO PARKING Dear Dan. Seems like you got off relatively easy. They only got you on a BS charge. The real crime here was parking a domestic vehicle within plain view of the general public without a valid contractors permit. How dare you soil the ambiance of the village with your paltry $40,000 vehicle? And not a trade’s person to boot! You should have known better. Please park around back to avoid any future problems. Ed Brown Denver, Pa. (former resident of Mattituck)

Do they still play “Hail to the Chief” when you walk into the room? – DR DRIVING US CRAZY Dear Dan, Whoever said that “you can’t go back in time,” has obviously not driven around Long Island lately. Like a lost episode of the Twilight Zone, we are all in the midst of some really strange phenomenon. The silence is downright eerie. It’s like we returned to the 1960s, a period in time when Long Island was underdeveloped and our roadways

My Lamborghini was in the shop. – DR

Police Blotter Compiled and Written By David Lion Rattiner Canoe A woman in East Hampton reported to police that somebody stole an old canoe from her home. When she discovered that the canoe was missing, she called

police to search for evidence. Police could not find any tracks indicating where the canoe had gone and in what direction the criminals might have traveled. * * * Drinking A man driving his car with his headlight out was pulled over onto the side of the road in Southampton. Police immediately determined that the man was drinking and charged him with a DWI. DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE! * * * Wrong Side Of The Road A man in East Hampton was caught driving on the wrong side of the road late at night. When he was pulled over, he tried to convince police that he was British by talking with a fake accent. Police arrested the man for driving while intoxicated. * * * Dog Fight Residents in Hampton Bays reported a dog fight at the beach. Two dogs got into an argument over whose territory was whose on the beach, but they resolved it before police arrived. One statement was made and we quote, “Bark, bark, WOOF!” * * * Stolen Bike A bike was reported stolen from school grounds in East Hampton. Police filled out a report and have opened up an investigation. The boy just wants his

bicycle, he wants to ride his bike, he wants to ride his bicycle and wants to ride it where he’d like. * * * Camera Crime A man on the North Fork reported that his camera was stolen. He is upset about the theft primarily because the pictures on the camera were pictures he had taken over the course of two years. The man had yet to transfer all of the pictures to a computer. Let this be a lesson to all of us. * * * Stolen Ipod A man in Southampton reported that his Ipod was stolen. On his Ipod contained every single country song known to man, as well as every Kenny G album. We don’t know who to feel bad for, the criminal or the victim. * * * Surfboard A man in Westhampton reported that his surfboard had been stolen as well as his guitar. The man also entered into the report that his entire identity as a surfer dude is completely gone. * * * Stolen Parts A woman in Hampton Bays reported that parts of her automobile had been stolen, one of which was her steering wheel as well as her tires. The car is still parked in the same place.

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MIND, BODY & SPIRIT Tax Directory

Beauty

Acupuncture

Fitness

Art Lessons

Health

Health

Massage Therapy

Massage Therapy

Massage Therapy

Massage Therapy

Personal Growth

PILATES & YOGA Instruction n By y Claudia a Matles Adults/Children n Beginnerss to Advanced d In n Home e orr Studio

NYC C  The e Hamptons

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MIND, BODY & SPIRIT / DESIGN DIRECTORY Pilates

Salons/Spas

Design Directory

Design Directory

Design Directory

Pilates

Yoga

Design Directory

We work your hours! Tennis

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Therapy

Therapy

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Awnings

Audio/Home Theater

Carpentry

Automotive

Carpentry

Air Conditioning/Heating

Child Care

Architecture / Design Auto Detailing

Catering

Audio/Home Theater Chimneys

Business To Business

Automotive Car Service

Chimneys

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Chimneys

Chimneys

Cleaning

Cleaning

Cleaning

Closets

Cleaning

Cleaning Closets

Cleaning

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Closets

Computers / Internet

Construction

Construction

Construction

Construction

Construction

Construction

Construction

Classified Dept open  days! MF ampm  

Concierge Services

Classifieds & Service Directory address:  Hill Street Southampton ( doors west of the movie theater) To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Decks

Decks

Duct Cleaning

Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

Delivery / Courier

Driveways

Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

Classifieds & Service Directory address:  Hill Street Southampton ( doors west of the movie theater) Dune Reclamation

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Environmental

Environmental

Fences

Fences

Fences

Flooring

Environmental

Flooring

Flooring

Fences

Mike’s Home Improvement Hardwood Flooring, Plumbing Repairs, Tile Work, Complete Interior & Exterior Work.

631-288-2029 631-553-9282

Email: mikeinwh@hotmail.com

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Flooring

Flooring

Handyman

Handyman

Handyman

Home Improvement

Garages

Home Improvement

Handyman

www.lehnertconstruction.com MAIN ROAD CUTCHOGUE, N.Y.

631.734.8362

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Home Maintenance

Irrigation

Home Improvement

Irrigation

Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Home Maintenance

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Kitchens/Baths

Irrigation

Kitchens/Baths

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Classified Deadline  pm Monday

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Marine

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Landscape Lighting

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Moving/Storage

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Organizational Services

Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

`

Painting/Papering

Masonry Patios • Walls • Belgium Block Cultured Stone & All Veneers office

Lic.

631-680-1924

www.hamptonslateandstone.com

Ins.

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Party Services

Party Services

Party Services

Party Svce./Music

Party Services

Party Services

Party Services

Painting/Papering

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Party Svce./Music

Pest Control

Plumbing

Plumbing

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pest Control

Photography/Video

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TRI M Pool Care Inc Pool Weekly Service

•Weekly Maintenance •Open / Close •Repairs •Heaters, Filter, Pumps

•Leak detection •Marble Dusting •Renovations •Loop - Loc Covers

Serving The South Fork

631-287-2539

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Power Washing

Property Management

Roofing

Power Washing

Classified Deadline  pm Monday

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Roofing

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Roofing

Roofing

Transportation

Trees/Shrubs

Window Cleaning

Window Cleaning

Trees/Shrubs

Septic Services

Window Cleaning

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SERVICE DIRECTORY / EMPLOYMENT Window Cleaning

Window Treatments

Building Trades/Labor Swimming pool 36- year firm hiring mechanics, weekly service personnel and helpers. Must have mechanical ability, will train. Valid drivers license, long season, overtime required. Call 631-283-4884, Fax 631-283-4893, email: www.kazdin.com or apply in person between 3 and 5PM at Kazdin Pools 833 County Rd 39, Southampton.

Child Care Babysitting and light housekeeping needed in Sag Harbor. Children aged 6 & 8. May and June, possibly fall. Weeknights and weekends. Must have car. Se habla Espanol. Call Jenny 631-725-5005.

Window Treatments

Domestic

Domestic “ Hamptons Leading Agency”

HAMPTON DOMESTICS “Our 26th Year” *Private Chefs* Butler/ Houseman *Couplees* Drivers, Security Estate Managers Elder Care/ Companions Event Staff G roundskeepers Handyman, Houss ekeepers Ladies Maids Nanny’s Personal Assistants Yacht Staff

AL MARTINO 212-838-5900 (New York City)

Established 1972 Select Household Staffing

561-848-4777 (Palm Beach)

REVIEWED IN N.Y. TIMES, FORBES &

Licensed & Bonded

DEPARTURES Magazine

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*Private Chefs*

“see our job listings”

Our Specialty

Placing Professional Staff in America’s Finest Homes

We Represent The Very Best in The Industry

H ousekeeper, personal assistant, home health care aid, babysitter. Great experience, excellent references. Please call (631)481-5598. Thanks!

Food/Beverage B ar/ retail sales of cigars at The Cigar Bar. 2PM- 8PM MondayFriday. (516)359-7272

Bellport Supermarket

631-725-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hamptt ons) DOMESTIC SEARCH

Domestic

Two housekeepers needed for large Southampton home. Monday through Thursday, one weekend day, 40 hour work week, year round, health insurance. Must speak English, legal, live out, Hamptons locals preferred. Salary commensurate with experience. Please call 212.388.8717 leave message.

seeks experienced Asst. Store Manager Please contact the

Retail

main office at 631-751-4472 extension 100

Retail

SENIOR SALES ASSOCIATE & SALES ASSOCIATE Luxury accessories company is looking for a sales associatee, and a senior sales associate for their East Hampton store. P revious retail experience in a high end store p referred. Competitive salary, commission, benefits, accessories allowance. Please send resu u mes and salary expectations to: jobs@devikroell.com or fax: 212.228.3237 Retail Retail

New York Palm m Beach Vincent Minuto, Proprietor

Estatee Managers, Couples Chauffers, Butlers Personal Assistants

Full time pay for Part Time Hours.

Nannies, Housekeepers, Caretakers DETAILS,, SEE WEB

Beauty/Health/Fitness

MARTINODOM.COM almartinoagency@aim.com

DANCERS/ FITNESS INSTRUCTORS interested in a rewarding career in the fitness industry needed to teach p roven and popular exercise technique at Physique 57 in Bridgehampton. Teaching experience necessary. Must be professional, inspirational, and personable with ability to teach in a classs setting. Please send resume to: Tanya@physique57.com

212-867-1910 Fax 212-867-1917

Nannies, Housekeepers, Chefs, Couples, Estate Managers

Must have good swimming skills, tennis experience p referred, ab ble to do arts and crafts p rojects, play games, sports, etc. Flexible hours and days Memorial D ay through Labor Day.

Dan’s Papers Covers the East End from StonyBrook to Greenport from Bellport to Montauk and Everywhere in Between!

Nanny Agency Of The Hamptons, Serving The Hamptons & New York City nannyagencyofthehamptons.com

Please contact Terry at 212-216-1622. or terry.shapiro@slgreen.com

Domestic positions available (631)329-9973

Building Trades/Labor Pool Service Technician. Manager also Wanted. Experience preferred. Needs clean drivers license. (631)255-3051

Looking for a children's counselor for a private estate in Bridgeh hampton children's ages 2-10.

erica@nannyagencyofthehamptonsagency.com

HOUSECLEANING BABYSITTING by Elizabeth

Looking for More Business on the East End?

Call and place your ad today! Excellent references, r eliable All Hamptons 631-827-5509 / 631-276-1335

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EMPLOYMENT Food/Beverage Meeting House Restaurant Amagansett Square Full time a.m./p.m Line Cooks and Dishwashers Must be legal. Potential year round Apply at M.H. 11 a.m- 4 p.m. 631-267-2764 Restaurant/ Bar. Southampton Location. All Positions Available: Manager, Waiter/ Waitress, Bartenders, Bus people, Cooks. Please fax resume attention John @ 631.283.3292, or e-mail to hello@enclaveinn.com.

Food/Beverage The Juicy Naam is hiring summer staff; juice bar counter, inventory and day to day. Juicy vegetarians and yogis encouraged! Please call 917 379 6306 or email giuliana@thejuicynaam.us

Seeking experienced Pastry Chef, Line Cooks, Expediter, and Porters needed for established restaurant relocating to the Maidstone Arms Hotel in East Hampton. Breakfast, brunch and dinner shifts, full and part time, available. Must be neat, friendly, detail oriented and have a good attitude. References required. Please fax resume to 631-324-5037 attn: Robert G., or email info@alisonrestaurant.com

SHELTER ISLAND YACHT CLUB is currently taking resumes for LINE COOKS. 2008 SUMMER SEASON.

Hamptons salon. Salary and benefits neg gotiable.

FREELANCE

LIVE IN OR OUT WATER SAFETY

lessons. For more

WRITERS

information,

WANTED

call 631-283-7123

Needed 4- 5 days a week, weekends or weekdayss (can be flexible on which days). If live out, needed for 4- 5 hours in AM and 1.5 hours in the evening.

coverage and content areas. We're looking for:

--Solid feature writerss on local/ regional issues, with thorough knowledge of the East End.

(631)283-1306 --Subject matter experts, fo o r short features and/ or

PROGRAMMER/ SUPPORT SPECIALIST: Unique situation in Westhampton for the motivated and technically qualified. Visual Basic, SQL, MS Access & communication skills required to support our software development efforts and to provide telephone technical support to our users. Resume to: info@islandbusinessgroup.com Security Retail immediate openings in the Tanger Outlet Mall, Fri. Sat., Sun. Shifts $10 Hr, Must have NYS Security license. Call Mon. - Fri. 12pm4pm 718-815-4736

Management/Prof. Web Designer Part Time. Experience with proposal, wireframe, design and construction. Resume to anthony@PCSquared.info 631-685-3130

Office Office Assistant East Hampton Main Street location. Part time, full time. Some computer skills required. Please call 516-317-0563

Part-Time Jobs

Experience necessary to help this man with M.S.

Receptionist (P/T) for clinic

Person needs to be strong.

in Hampton Bays.

Duties includ de bathing, d ressing etc.

20 hrs/ wk

Dan's Papers is expanding its

The Classy Canine

Must be an experienced driver.

Mon. & Wed. 9-3, Fri. 9-5.

We want someone who is POSITIVE & CHEERF F UL with great references.

Good multitaasking &

COMPETITIVE COMPENSATION.

computer skills required.

Fax resume to: 631-723-2098

Call (631)267-8555

columns, on topics including: FAMILY ORIENTED

Real estate

CLUB

Home decor/design

General

Architecture Seeks Highly Motivated

Sporrts (Horses, golf, boating)

Persons For

Fitness and Health

Key Positions Including:

Beauty and Fashion

Bartenders,

Please email your 3 best

Cocktail Persons,

samples to o:

Bathhouse Attendants, Short Order Cooks,

Susan Galardi

Chef’ss Assistants,

Managing Editor,

Kitchen Utility

Dan's Papers

personnel and

susang@danspapers.com

Table Porters.

Must be neat in appearance, possess good

people skills and be team players.

KITCHEN CLOSES IN TIME FOR FERRIES. Please call for additional Part time May and Oct.

informatiion, applications

Full time June to Sept.

and to schedule interview.

Faa x resumes only to: 631-749-0704

Private club seeking

for group swimming ANTI AGING PROJECT Male and Female baby boomer models needed.Look 10 years younger in 10 minutes. 631-236-9841

Health Care HOME HEALTH AIDE needed in Amagansett.

General

communications and Competitive salary and possible housiing available.

Fisheries Interviewers Freeport, Bayshore, Hampton Bays, Montauk. P/T thru October, base pay + mileage, pay includes productivity bonuses. Apply online at: fishingsurvey.com 1-800-229-5220 x: 7819

General

INSTRUCTOR

Audio/ Video Installer, FT/ PT, no experience necessary, will train. Must be professional and reliable. Benefits available. Call (631)377-0467 Restaurants Looking for Counter Persons and Short Order www.nesightandsound.com Cooks, for Montauk State parks concessions. Could provide a EXPERIENCED cottage for a couple who could do both. Call Kate DOG GROOMER 631-335-9998. Weekends call necessary for busy 631-668-3810

Seeking experienced front of house staff: Asst. Manager, Host(esse)s, Waitstaff, Runners, Bar Manager, Bartender, and Buspersons who understand hospitality, wine & food for established restaurant relocating to the Maidstone Arms Hotel in East Hampton. Breakfast, brunch and dinner shifts, full and part time, available. Must be neat, friendly, detail oriented and have a good attitude. References required. Please fax resume to 631-324-5037 attn: Susan L., or e-mail info@alisonrestaurant.com

General

631-283-7123

Kennel Attendant Wanted, Full Time/ Year Round Position. Must Love animals, be friendly, outgoing, computer literate, and be able to lift large dogs. Please call Amy at 631-723-0500 or fax resume to 631-723-3372. Network Field Technician Part Time: client server managment, structured cabling, troubleshooting, experience required. Own transportation, reliable. Resume to anthony@PCSquared.info 631-685-3130 Pool company seeking self-motivated people to fill positions in clerical, maintenance & masonry. Good pay and benefits for qualified technicians. 631-283-4040

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EMPLOYMENT / DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Retail

Retail CUSTOMER SERVICE person wanted to work with vendors and process custom orders in growing home furnishing business. Must demonstrate organizational/ people skills and have ability to work independently. Knowledge of Quickbooks, Excel, Word a must. Fax resumes to 631-267-9772.

Retail

Retail

Theory currently has exceptional opportunities

Retail Management

The Cotton Market is coming to Bridgehampton and we have openings for managers and sales associates.

If you are a motivated, energetic person who thrives in a fun, fast paced environment where your retail skills will be recognized and rewarded, please call Michelle at 631--395-2191 or email your resume to jgraham@cottonmarket.com

The Cotton Market is a unique new clothing retailer featuring fashion basics including 100% organiic items.

ROBERTA FREYMANN, an exciting high end retailerr, seeks energetic, results driven individuals for its East Hampton boutique. Store Manager and Salles Associate positions available. Ideal candidates will possess a love of fashion and selling. Knowledge of RPro and Spanish a plus. Must have own housing. COMPENSATION COMMENSURATE WITH EXPER R IENCE. Excellent benefits package for full time employees. Please email resumes to Tirzah@RobertaFreymann.net

Sales

BUSY EAST END WINERY looking to hire customer friendly, energetic, seasonal staff for our tasting room

Top New York City chef seeking personal chef position in private residence. Impeccable referencees. Call Scott (917)478-8300 kitchenwhiz01@aol.com

Must be 21 years or older

for our Eaa st Hampton and

Responsibilities include guided tours, tasting bar, stocking, and daily cleanup

Southampton, NY stores for Management, Full-time,

Experience a plus but will train

Part-time Sales and Stock STORE MANAGER & SALES ASSOCIATES

Situation Wanted

available for highly motivated candidates

SALES/ MANAGEMENT wanted for upscale home furnishing store. Weekends required. Opportunities for advancement/ benefits. Fax resume to 631-267-9772.

Sales

positioons. Duck Walk Vineyaa rds WATER MILL

Job requirements:

(631)726-7555

1-5 years professional retail experience, excellent organization skills, exceptional people skills,

Sales

outstanding customer service skills, excellent compensation and benefits package.

Please send resumes to JenniferF@theory.com

SEASONAL SALES ASSOCIATES ABS- A leader in contemporary/ designer women's clothing is looking for Seasonal Sales Associates for our upscale women's retail boutique located in Westhampton Beach, NY Individuals must be energetic, self-motivated and sales driven. This is a Seasonal "Summer" job only ...stoore is open MAY - September 20th Fax resume to 516-625-5900 or email hr@absstyle.com ref code: Westhampton

Aerial photography company seeks experienced sales person for full time position. Salary plus com mmission. Marketing and Real Estate experience a plus. E-mail resume to info@bgiceland.com

Hildreth’s Department Store seeks creator/ coordinator of marketing. Responsibilities include coordination of all advertising including but not limited to newspaper, radio, magazine and tv ads, sales promotions and web site advertising, design and upkeep. Must be able to multitask, work with deadlines, be creative, and work as part of a dynamic team. Please fax your resume to David Dempsey at 631-204-9363 or apply in person at our Southampton Store, 51 Main Street.

Situation Wanted Companion for elderly or sick will provide care. Honest, reliable, nurturing. Please call 631-225-2641. Elder Care Health Care worker looking for work 8hrs mon., 4 hrs Tues. 4 hrs Sat. .631-871-3358

Merchandise for Sale 1930’s Pale green cast iron porcelain double basin kitchen sink, with original faucet. Must see. Asking $2,000. (631)283-1572 Bed Frame. Mint Queen Antique, White, Iron,.from English Country Antiques. $800. Side tables. Best offer. Call: 917-750-1332 Brown Jordan patio furniture. Hunter green. 4 chaises $350, one 6’ oval table & 6 chairs $350, 2 arm chairs with 2 foot stools $200. (917)863-2546 Chandelier Pre Turn of Century. Gas Converted to Electric. Unique Bird & Floral Bronze motif rarely found. RMYPeters@aol.com or 212-595-5682

Club Chair with Ottoman Forest Green Velvet

Great Condition In Southampton $50! 631-645-4197 Garland stove, good condition. 6 burners with shelf. Best offer over $500. (631)287-1468

Patina silver (1850-1890) pair of perfume bottles. Rare 1900s fleur de lis. 1930s etched solid crystal bottles. 4 piece vintage limoges vanity set, limoges vanity dish. Hutchenreuther 1940s heavy gold accent German tray, Adam of England Calynware tray. 1940s-50s babydoll carriage (mint). 1940s lace cover baby doll bassinet. Crystal Candelabras, Victorian lamps, etc. Health Care Companion for Original authentic 13 star flagelderly, live in /live out brass grommets read August medical appointments, housekeeping, shopping, meal prepara- 26th, 1884. Some pieces signed. Call to inquire about more items. tion. Experienced, good 516-983-5334. No dealers references. 631- 295-0001 please. Private collectors only. 631-721-7733 Governess: Are you looking for your Mary Poppins? Governess AVAILABLE to give your child or teen a summer they'll never forget! I have an MS in Education and I'll plan fantastic activities, prepare tasty meals & provide expert tutoring. 631-764-9479

Home care position wanted for the elderly. References & experience. (631)355-5796 or (631)294-6762 Mature woman looking for position as housekeeper or home companion. Experience and own car. 631-591-2220. PRIVATE CHAUFFEUR seeks new assignment. 5+ years experience, NY licenses. 347-210-2464. Ask for Paul.

Merchandise Wanted Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490

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SALE

* * * Partial Contents of Formal Estate * * * Period pieces, sidee tables, mirrors, lamps, large collection of oil paintings, huge dramatic guilded mirror, deer head,, bar stools, crystal chandelier, silk drapes, pool chaises & chairs. Everything in excellent conditiion. No bric-a-brac. Saturday May 3rd, 9am - 3pm. 200 Rose Hill Rd., Water Mill ( South of Highwaay ).

Merchandise Wanted

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales

Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

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Saturday, May 3 8 am - 4 pm Interior Design Shop & Personal Hom me 36 N. Ferry Rd., Rte 114 Shelter Island across from school.

BRIDGEHAMPTON Estate Contents Moving. Sterling; Persian & Chinese Carpets; American & European Furniture; Carvings; Alabaster & Bronze Chandelier; Quality Porcelain China & Crystal; Posters. Painting, Frames & Books; Iron Outdoor Furniture & Planters; Misc. Household Items. Saturday, May 3 & Sunday, May 4. Rain or Shine! 9:30 Sharp. 724 Millstone Road. 631-537-2177 Home Moving Sale. 111 Lockwood Avenue Bridgehampton. Saturday & Sunday May 3rd & 4th. 9 am - 4 pm. No early birds. Furniture, household, linens, china, books, garden items, tools, pool table, aquabot. Moving sale: Antiques, lamps, large armoire, trundle bed and other items. Saturday 9- 5. 19 Harborview Drive, East Hampton 631-907-4892.

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Pets Unique Dog care. Board, Groom, Train. Country Atmosphere. 2 minutes from Tanger. Customized for your needs. Owner resides on premises. c-dogsunlimited.com. Carolyn Contois, NCMG, CT. 631-655-6006

Automotive Jeep Wrangler 2007 Mint! *** Summer Fun *** ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP

10,500 miles, hard & soft tops, front & side airbags, powerr everthing, 6 CD changer w/ MP3/ DVD, black, 6spd., 17” premium wheels. $19,900. (845) 304-8856

1986 56SL Mercedes Benz Only 46,000 miles mint. 2 top convertible, champagne ext/ chocolate int. burlwood dash, all leather upholstery, custom dust cover. $22,000 917-885-4234 2005 Audi Quattro convertible. Silver/ black, mint, 6 cylinder, full 100K mile warranty, 5 new Michelins, 52K miles. $27,000. Southampton 516-384-0762.

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Jeep: 1989 Wrangler. Excellent condition. $3,000 negotiable (631)749-7866

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Catering / Chef Services

Cleaning Experienced Housekeeper will clean and organize your home. Great references and prices. Lurdes 631-875-3641 HANNA’S CLEANING The Best Residential Housekeepers. 631-727-2880 631-764--5388 cell HATE PICKING UP DOG POOP IN YOUR YARD?

Catering / Chef Services

KOBE

BEEF

Hand cut steaks for next day delivery. Japanese or American. Call Allen 646-772--3155

Cleaning A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & P rofessional Organizer Personal Service Experience Reliability (631) 725-2128 www.AVSHamptons.com

Offering experienced waitstaff for in-home events or private parties. Melanie 631-594-2063

PRIVATE CHEF/ CATERER AVAILABLE FOR THE SEASON. (305)865-5442 gourmand@bellsouth.net

Classes/Instruction F rench Classes by Native Parisian Adults/ Children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais (631) 725-2128 EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505

Personalization is the key to success. SAT, PSAT, ISEE, SSAT, Academic and Study Skillls Courses. Experienced Tutors, Dedicated Staff, Proven Results. 212-580-1500

TUTORING All Subjects,

A Polish Cleaning Service. Dependable, trustworthy, English speaking. References. 5 years experience. 631-662-3944. free25agnes@yahoo.com Basement, Attics, Garages: Complete Cleanouts. Interior/ Exterior Demolition. Professional Cleaning Services. 631-298-5362 516-658-5302 CATHERINE MURPHY’S IRISH CLEANING SERVICE. Window washing available. Based in Sag Harbor. Impeccaable References! 631-793-1121.

Cleaning & Restoration Services Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage. Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings. House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate. Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446

All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilatees for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

You dont have to! Let HFD Cleaning Service do it for you Call (631)681-2386 Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 www.jurgitaandharold.com Mary’s House Cleaning HouseOffice- Restaurants Apartments. Cell (516) 641-2666 (516) 690-3726 seaandsun2006@yahoo.es Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-604-5438. www.123scleaning.com. Bonded & Insured.

Energy/Power ROYAL SERVICES P roperty Management/ Personal Services Company Security Home Inspections, On-site Pett Care F ree Estimates, Licensed Patrick 631-793-1443 John 516-982-1561

Environmental

Handyman A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Licensed and Insured. 631-728-8955 FPB Home Improvements Kitchen & Bath Specialists Roofing, Siding, Windows, Doors, small jobs always welcome. Lic. Ins. 631-594-2063 Mister Handyman Inc. Handyman Time! All Jobs Big & Small Painting, Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping, Welding & Carting Fast & Reliable Service. Licensed/ Insured. 631-594-1453 m rhandymanlongisland.com

Home Improvements FPB Home Improvements Kitchen & Bath Specialists Roofing, Siding, Windows, Doors, small jobs always welcome. Lic. Ins. 631-594-2063 All Construction Repair Co. Masonry/ Tile, Carpentry. Small jobs O.K. 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565, 631-790-7611 Ginter Home Improvement. Windows, doors, kitchens, baths, closets, basements, decking, roofing, siding, and tiles. European craftsmanship. Reasonable rates. call Ginter 631-664-8022 MPenney Cabinetry & Design Kitchen •Bath •Home Theatre Commercial 772-812-8339 uniquelyyours.1@netzero.net Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skylights, gutters, chimneys, recarpentry, decks, siding, repainting, antiques. 631-324-2200, 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200

Landscape/Garden

Marine

COLORED MULCH: Red, Black & Natural. Honest & Reliable. Free Delivery. Wayne 631-457-0612

TIARA 2003 31’ open, 139 hours, twin Crusader 385 HP Northstar Furuno and Lorance Electronics. Sleeps 4, Head, Galley, generator, Air, Stereo, TV, yard maintained. Fish or Cruise. Asking $145K Boat in Moriches. 516-639-8527

GRAMADO LANDSCAPING Gardening, planting Hedge trimming Maintenance & cleanups wn mowing, over-seeding Law Patios & driveways House watching ...and more! 631 - 276 -1335

Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.

Painting/Papering

Hampton Premier Lawn Services Spring Cleanups & Weekly Service Call Today...Start Tomorrow 631-512-1217, 631-946-3325 Spring’s Coming! Time for Thatching Seeding, Crab grass control, Privet Maintenance, Pruning, Planting, Sod, 631-664-5560

DESMOND PAINTING European Craftsmanship 30 yrs exp. Lic’d & Ins’d. J e r ry Desmond 631-678-2796 nd7003@aol.com desmon FINE PAINTING Exterior ~ Interior Wood staining, Powerwashing Neat, Quality Work References ~ Free Estimates

MAC LANDSCAPE & ASSOCIATES, INC. Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturists On Staff. 27 Years of Design, Construction and Maii ntenance (631) 725-1249

Marine

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Internet/Online Services

Moving/Storage

** URI ** 631-421--5373 ~ 631-988-5378 Mature, old school craftsman seeks paint and paper projects. David @631-377-1195, redek@eyyoneri.com Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

Photography/Video Wedding, Events, Family and Architectural Photography. Fresh Look, European Quality 631-942-1427 www.TheHamptons Photography.coom

Live Total Wellness Go Green Today! Call Tami 715-241-8486 ILiveTotalWellness.com

Financial Services Business Loans and Commercial Mortgages arranged.. $50,000 and Up. Loans Available For Any Worthwhile Purpose. 631-481-9119.

Flooring Cleaning Person. Experienced. Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonabble rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575, 631-591-2178.

CustomWood Floor Refinishing Specializing in the refinishing, installations and repairs of all types of wood floors. Lic./ Ins. 34 years exp. Michael Ambrosio (631)585-1987 Cell (631)767-4169

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Pools/Spas

Commercial

PLOVER POOL SERVICE, Inc.

East Hampton Village Prime Office Space: Office space available at one of the finest addresses in East Hampton Village, easy parking access, charm galore. Contact John W. Hollyer, Prudential Douglas Elliman, (917)783-6311

Weekly Maintenance $49.95 Open/ Close from $199.95 Repairs & Liner Changes Underwater Leak Detection Experts 631-871-6769 POOL LINER CHANGES by Falcon Pools Safety Fences - Heaters Openings - Closings F ree Estimates 631-960-5621 www.FalconPools.net Licensed & Insured

Sewing Carmen’s Custom Sewing Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Trees/Shrubs Arborvitae, $40 4 Ft Cypress $30 14 Ft Cypress $300 18 Ft Pines $350 More 631-830-1276 Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year

Apartments Hampton Bays. Large apartment, 3 bedrooms, dining room, living room, den. Large ttichen and deck. Above the Hampton Music Store. Walk to everything. Includes bi-monthly vacuuming, budgeted heat, garbage, and wireless Internet. $2,200. 631-728-3535

Rooms Easthampton: Private Suite. Your own entrance and bath, beautiful pool, yards from the water, minutes from town. 212-988-3395, 917-838-2503, 631-324-3451.

Hampton Bays SAG HARBOR Main Street, 2nd floor vice Office or Personal Serv space available Excellent condition Call (631)678-2460 Sag Harbor Main Street. First floor office space. Approximately 5,000 sq. ft. Call 631-608-7158 SOUTHAMPTON 71 Hill Street. Bright, renovated offices. 600- 4,000 sq. ft. Flexible terms, On site parking. Private bathrooms, balconies. 212-249-4460

Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath

For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

Summer Rentals WATER MILL Prime Commercial Retail Space Available for Immediate Occupency Citarrella Plaza 1,200 - 2,400 square feet, For info call 631-698-2700

Out Of Town

AMAGANSETT

WALK TO OCEAN

Privacy 5 bedrooms, 6 Baths

Block Island, Rhode Island COMMANDING OCEAN VIEWS 6 bedrooms Fully Equipt

Summer Rentals

Brown Harris Stevens Bridgehampton Beach House. 4 120 Front Street Bedrooms. 3-minute walk to G reenport ocean. Dock w/ canoe, A/C. Priwww.brownharrisstevens.com vacy. Amazing location! www.swansnest.com NORTH FORK 212-794-1000 Summer On The Water! BRIDGEHAMPTON Luxe Greenport Soundfront Aquebogue-North Fork Beautiful 1 Bedroom Cottage home with room for all the famWaterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Pool ily. High on a bluff with forever Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096 French Doors, Beamed Ceilings. views. 6 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, Close to Town, Train, Jitney, living room/grand piano, dining www.liny-cottages.com $24,000 MD -LD room, den & playroom. Gor516-658-5728 geous sunsets & waterviews from most rooms, 3 decks, the expansive yard and your private BEST DEAL IN beach. MD-LD $35,000. SAGAPONACK #72013. Kathleen Travers Bridgehampton Deal 631-477-8016. Charming 4 BR, 3 bath Chic home, with large yard, East Marion Kayaker's Delight Located on picturesque and sefront porch, great for a family on rene Lake Marion, this 2 bed18x36 new pool and 2.1 lushly landscaped room , 2 bath country cottage is gas grilll. Beautifully private acres and lawn a delight. With views of furnished, newly renovated Gardiner's Bay, Shelter Island, on quiet street. with 2 plasmas. Bug Light and the Lake Marion 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, study waterfront, your front porch ofVery close to village, fers a picture perfect view of a winery and ocean beach ! heated pool, Jacuzzi, D-LD nature lover's paradise.MD open living great room, 2008 $18,000. Paymela Paynter July - LD $ 27K 631-477-8004. central air, close to beach August - LD $ 20K July $25,000 Must see ! August $27,000 EAST HAMPTON 603-275-1417 JULY- LD $44,000 917-579-9194 MD- LD $48,000 Immaculate home Tastefully furnished

Must see! 917-8865-9917

Private setting,

Central Air Conditioning Bridgehampton South Of Highway EXCEPTIONAL POND FRONT HOME

New, professional

Piano, Jacuzzi, heated Pool, lawn and

Rental Wanted Senior seeking reasonable September studio rental with bed, kitchen, etc. Outdoor space a plus. 917-701-9138. Southampton Cottage by the Sea. Charming 3 BR, dock your boat, tennis/ basketball courts, walk 1/2 block to Bay beach. Near all golf courses. MD- LD $27,500. 516-678-8645 or 516-849-6811

Rooms East Hampton room, near village, private bath, separate entrance, Air cond, cable. no smoking, no pets. Summer season 631-324-7322 or 212-297-4814

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gardens. Near tennis!

BRIDGEHAMPTON Ultimate Privacy

July $38,000 August $48,000

Summer Rentals

Amagansett: Waterview. Charming 2 bed, 1 bath cottage steps to Bay beach. With backyard pond on quiet private road. July 1 -Labor Day $16,500. (631)267-7943

gourmet kitchen. 973-575-1706, 973-600-7226, www.piocosta.com

Summer Rentals

Heated Pool/ Hot Tub, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, new appliances.

J une or Sept $6,500 weekly

3 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath with gro ound level office and family room. Open design, cathedral ceilings,

3 Bedrooms + Guest Suite 60 foot Pool Beautiful Gardenss

great for entertaining.

Use of boat for rowing and fishing No pets

with balcony and loft area.

July, $35,000

F rench doors in

Mastee r bedroom suite on separate floor

Now - LD $35 5K 631-267-2028

Amagansett Dunes. 400 feet to ocean beach access. 5 bedrooms, 2 baths. AC. MD- LD $55,000 or available monthly. 631-655-8319 Amagansett WALK TO OCEAN Bright, cheery 3 bedroom, 2 bath Large decks MD- LD $16,500 631-267-3326 Amagansett. South of highway. 2 bedroom cottage, new kitchen and bath. Washer/ dryer, heated pool. Walk to village, Jitney, ocean beach. June through September $24,500 (631)495-5118 PM only. Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s, For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ www.paulcalabro.com 646-369-4106

Blake (516) 398-7622

living room AND ALSO last week of June possible!

overloo ok heated pool, deck, and beautiful

BRIDGEHAMPTON

Call owneer 212-595-3400

landscaping.

VILLAGE G reat Location Beautifully Furnished Traditional, 4 Bedrooms, 2 Bath, Sunrooom, Home Office,

Bridgehampton South Secluded, eclectic haven. Walk village, Jitney, Market. Bike beach. 3 Bedrooms w/AC, Sleep loft, 2 bath, Adobe fireplace. No pets. MD- LD $24,500 212-477-6720 631-537-1151

Lushly Landscaped Property. Walk to Town n, Train, Jitney, Close to Beach MD-LD $55,000 Also Available Monthly 516-658-5728

dining deck with Webee r gas grill. Fireplace, central air, central vac. TVs with Cable/VCR/DVD

Large Back Porch Overlooking Pool and

Teak furniture on outdoor

BRIDGEHAMPTON VILLAGE Historic Halsey House Half acre compound 3BR, 2BA, spa, heated pool, tennis, walk, bus & train $39k MD - LD 201-213-0220

and cable modem in officce. Indoor/outdoor sound system. MD- LD. $35,000

917-375-3915

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

East Hampton, Northwest White contemporary Heated pool, Central air 4 bedrooms, 2 baths Walk to water WIFI

EAST HAMPTON EAST HAMPTON MOST BEAUTIFUL IN PRICE RANGE.

Gorgeous 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath pristine

A MUST SEE!!!

front porch Traditional on private half acre

Secluded acre on 10 acre

with heated pool.

p reserve, private and quiet.

Minutes walk from

Bright airy new design,

town center and railroad.

cathedral ceilings,

Separate cottage/ pool

huge windows,

house with fulll bath.

4 bedrooms, 3 baths.

F rench country feeling throughout.

Full amenities, linens dishes etc.

Convenient to village and ocean beaches.

Spectacular brand new

new French doors, separate Huge outdoor deck area.

dining/ family room,

Beeautiful and everything

hardwood floors and

on one floor including

wood-burning stove.

washer and dryer.

Must see!

East Hampton. NW Woods. Mile from bay. Minutes to ocean. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. large living room. Sliders to wrap around deck. Weekly: June $1,800, July $2,800, August $3,200. Susan 631-848-3388, atreasureinthewoods@ gmail.com. For details/photos: www.vrbo.com/137224

www.besteasthampton.com August $18,500

East Hampton/ Springs

Owner: patpramer@aol.com

EAST HAMPTON NEW CONTEMPORARY Spacious Bright Open 28 x 26 GREAT ROOM Five Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths

CAC, large heated pool,

Heaated pool, Deck, Patio

gas grill,, cable tv and

$35,000

high speed internet.

Memorial Day- Labor Day

Central Air, Fireplace Beautifully Landscaped

PICTURES AVAILABLE.

MD-LD, $39,000 Call Ron n: 516-721-1556 631-987-8970/ 631 1-331-7857 summerhampton.tripod.com

July & August 29k. Season 34k. June 7k,, July 14k, August 16k. (917)273-0501

East Hampton Wooded Privacy Heated Pool, 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, Central Air. Steps from Village Walk or Bike to Main Beach

EAST HAMPTON Available June, Adorable cottage at Maidstone Park. 2 bedrooms+, extra large deck with barbeque, kitchen, dining room, living room, sleeps 6. Walk to the beach, the market, restaurants. May $3,900 June $4,900 July $6,500 631-236-7589

July $25K August $30K

July 1 -Labor Day $28,000 July $13,000 August -Labor Day $15,000 703-994-1009

East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access.

state-of-the-art eat-in kitchen and bath,

Summer Rentals

East Hampton Northwest Half block to water, 4 bedrooms, CAC, heated pool, outdoor shower, gourmet kitchen. Available MD- LD $40,000. Possible long season or year round. 631-903-0960 East Hampton village ranch. 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, private deck, air conditioning, above pool. MD- LD $25,000. (631)897-2151

EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE SUMMER RENTAL: generous open piece of land in a walk to nmarlin@nyc.rr.com village location. One level with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, heated pool, and family friendly open living/ East Hampton - WATERdining/ kitchen area. Extremely FRONT 4 Bedroom, 2 Baths, stylish decor with all new furCAC. Furnished Mint Chalet In- nishings and newly painted intespired Home w/ Heated Pool. riors. $50k- MD- LD. View picLions Head Beach Community. tures on Canoe Included! $45k MD- LD http://www.devlinmcniff.com/ht Call Nathan, LSA 516-424-1404 ml/expansion.jsp?innum=79307 &inlist=56995, Contact shnyrental@gmail.com East Hampton Charming village cottage. 1 bedroom plus loft is convenient to all. Walk to East Hampton, North-West, town, village shopping and din- Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, ing. MD- LD $14,000, or year A/C, very private, all open, round $24,000. Call for more newly decorated. Asking info. 631-324-1240 $12,000 MD-LD. 631-324-4979

East Hampton. Pristine studio, private entrance/ deck, all amenities, close to village and beach. $7,500 season. 631-681-6852

4 Bedrooms, 2 Baths with skylights. Beautifully landscaped, private, sunny. Large deck, heated pool, outdoor shower, central air, audio, cable. internet Close to beaches and restaurants. MD- LD $30,000 Extended season possible 917-836-05550 or cyberrentals.com #163156 East Hampton: Designer One level, Super deal. 3 bedroom suites, new heated pool/ waterfalls. Voluptuous landscaped acre. Has everything! Memorial Day- Labor Day $45,000. June $12,000. July $20,000. August $24,000 http://www.vrbo.com/99426. 516-676-7779. 516-448-2321. EAST HAMPTON: adorable 4 bedroom cottage .Close to all, MD- LD . $21,000 516-982-6186 East Hampton: NW Section, private, heated pool, entertaining area, hottun, CAC, 3 BR, 3 BA, MD- LD $40,000, July- LD $35, 000, July $15,000, Aug- LD $20,000 Photos at web.mac.com/pennykassel/eh house ad/welcome Call owner at 516-456-6616

212-956-2930

East Quogue South of Montauk Hwy. 4 bedrooms, LR, DR, cathedral ceilings, fireplacce, hardwood floors. Built in solar heated in-ground pool with safety cover, outdoor shower. Kid & pet friendly: Swing set and dog pen. July $13,000, Aug. $14,000. All utilities included. For moree information call 631-757-5955

Summer Rentals East Quogue: Waterfront Inn Beach, Dock, Private Furnished Rooms from $2,000 total. MD September 15th. 631-728-9835 www.caffreyhouse.com Easthampton, Village Outskirts, Contemporary, 2 acres, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, living room, dining room, sun room, deck, outdoor shower, heated pool, air conditioning, garage. August $16,000. 917-922-5684 HREO# 96169 G reenport: Small church totally renovated with modern conveniences, stained glass windows, furnished. Walk to everything. Great lovers hideaway. Principals. 15 miles to Hamptons. Extended summer renta $17,500, or monthly $6,000 631-477-8691 HAMPTON BAYS WATERFRONT Available Full Season

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HAMPTON BAYS G reat for Family Reunions! Almost 7,000 sq. ft. on over an acre! Water view. Walk to ocean n. 13 Bedrooms, Gourmet Kitchen, 3 Full Baths, 5 half baths, Outdoor Shower. Large Screened Porch. 6000 sq. ft. Dining Area with wet bar and ice machine. 630 sq. ft. Living Room with fireplace. 700 sq. ft. TV Room with theater seating and pool table. No shares. Weekly, Monthly, Seasonal. damian115@aol.co om 347-680-4392

Lovely house, pristine setting onn 1 acre. 2 bedrooms, large deck, outdoor shower, kayak. Swim from Dock, Bike to Ocean Pet friendly y,

HAMPTON BAYS New condo on bay, boat slip. 2 BR, 2 full baths, pool. Bike to beach, town.

No Smoking $25,000 Owner 646-221-7463 or

$2,700 WE E EKLY. WEEKENDS, MONTHLY RATES UPON REQUEST.

hartson@optonline.net (631)807-8254 kaplanliss@yahoo.com

Hampton Bays Charming 2 Bedroom. Clean and updated. Sleeps 6, large yard, side patio. Close to beaches and town. $11,000 plus security full season. No Groups. Joe 718-747-6336

Hampton Bays. Huge 2 bedrooms/ 2 full bath waterview condo. Private beachfront Shinnecock Bay resort with pool. Walk/ bike to ocean and or village. Full or partial season. Artsylisa1223@optonline.net 201-602-0912 Hampton Bays. Small 1 bedroom condo. Waterfront with pool. Private beach. monthly $4,000. 917-881-4168.

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LANDLORDS, PROTECT YOURSELVES! Southampton Town’s Strict Residential Law Now in Effect!! If you plan on renting your home seasonally or year round, you are NOW REQUIRED to file an extensive rental permit application. Your failure to obtain this permit can result in CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LIABILITY and LOSS OF YOUR RENTAL INCOME. The firm of Edward Burke, Jr. & Associates, LLC (62 Main Street, P.O. Box 3319, Sag Harbor, NY 11963) specializes in this application process and has the expertise to assist you in all phases of this law. Call 631-725-3131 Email: edburkejr@optonline.net

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Hampton Bays. Waterfront. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath (new). Air conditioning, dock, pool, tennis, washer/ dryer. $8,500 MD- LD. 772-486-0484, 772-419-5811.

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com

Hampton Bays/ Southampton 2 bedroom unit and water view efficiency. Furnished. Full season. Reasonable. Call 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 Hampton Bays: Waterfront, Very secluded 3 bedroom plus loft house on Peconic Bay. Private beach adjacent to nature preserve. Spectacular sunsets. 2 baths, central air, washer dryer, kayaks. Available MD- LD $25k, partial summer possible. Call 718-499-8079. Location photos can be emailed. Hampton Bays: 4 Bedrooms! Beaches! Stores! A/C! Clean! Remodeled! Furnished! Patio! Yard! $17,900! Inclusive! 631-728-4657 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com Brr idgehampton South -Modern 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, pool, private grounds, walk to Ocean Beach. Folio# 5783. Memorial Day -Labor Day $90,000. July-Labor Day $75,000. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Bridgehampton Village SOH 2,000 sq.ft. home 3bedrooms, 1.5bath plus garage/studio, tennis. July-Aug $30,000 Folio#4286 Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002 East Hampton - 3,200 square ft. Post Modern New Construction, close to village 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, garage with bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Memorial Day to Labor Day $55,000. July to Labor Day $42,000. July $20,000. August to Labor Day $28,000. Weekly $5,300. Will consider extended season. Folio#16089. Call Anthony Hayes at 516-768-8037. Sagaponack South - 2 private acres, Traditional Hamptons home offers 7 bedrooms, 7 baths, Heated pool, gym & home theatre. Close to Ocean! Summer 2008 $250,000. July - Labor Day 2008 $190,000. July $90,000. August-LD $100,000. September 2008 $40,000. Folio# 5786. Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552. Sagaponack - Private & Immaculate. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Heated pool, living room w/ fpl, 2 car garage. Summer $95,000. Annually $115,000. Folio# 19112. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Sagaponack - One story 2,500 sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, CAC, handicap accessible. Folio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Yearround $65,000. Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002

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Summer Rentals Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

538 Montauk Hwy Amagansett 3 Ft Pond Blvd, East Hampton 631-267-6626, 631-324-3111 Southampton - Waterview Saa gaponack Artist/Writer Barn. amagmh@hrg.com Summer Cottage Near Village! Dramatic cathedral ceiling, great ww ww.hrg.com Open living room, 3 bedrooms, 2 library, secret garden, near baths, study, a/c units, viewing ocean. MD-LD $65,000. Village Traditional 2 bedroom, deck, pool, pool house. MD Folio#19552. Call Muriel Han2 bath home in the heart of East LD $33,900 son Falborn 631-537-2000x316 Hampton Village, just a short walk to shops, restaurants, Jitney Southampton Village - TradiSag Harbor - Bay 5 bedrooms, and theaters. Absolutely imtional Delight! Fireplace, 4 bed3.5 baths 3,000 sq.ft. with teak decking, pool. Nicely appointed. maculate, beautifully appointed. rooms, 3 baths, central air, 2-car MD -LD $30,000; List ID# garage, garden grounds, terrace, MD-LD $70,000. July-LD 156262 heated pool. MD - LD $59,000 $60,000, July $30,000 August-LD $35,000. Folio Jean Carbone Real Estate Southampton - Grandish Tra#5405 Call Lally Mockler at 61 Montauk Highway ditional! All the bells and whis516- 971-6002 Quogue tles, fireplace, 5 bedrooms, 3 631-653-4197 Shelter Island - Dockspace at baths, central air, heated pool, Jeancarbonerealestate.com hot tub. MD - LD $75,000 bulkhead. Renovated 3BR, 3BA. Everything new. MD-LD Quogue - Canal Front Gem with $55,000. Monthly possible. FoNorth Haven/ Sag Harbor 5 four bedrooms and three baths, lio#19551. Call Muriel Hanson Bedroom, 5.5 Bath, +/- 3,700 sq. stone's throw to ocean ROW, Falborn 631-537-2000x316 ft. family retreat in private bay $40,000.00 July-L.D. community. Walk to bay. Community tennis courts and playQuogue - Pristine Contempoground. Additional 1,000 sq. ft. rary with four bedrooms and Classified Dept of finished basement with prothree baths, heated pool and all weather tennis court, $25,000.00 fessional screening room and bilopen 5 days! liards room. 20x40 gunite pool. August-L.D. M-F 7am-6pm Must see! MD- LD $80,000, Main Street Realty July- LD $65,000, August- LD 631-283-1000 10 Mitchell Rd. $45,000. Westhampton Beach, NY 631-871-6886 631-288-4343 For pictures, email rich@perellobuilding.com YARDARM AT ITS BEST Elegant 2-bedroom bayfront Noyac Bay Waterfront Breathtaking sunsets. two bedrooms, 1 538 Montauk Hwy Amagansett condo at iconic Resort on the 3 Ft Pond Blvd, East Hampton Dunes. Pool, private beach, ten- bath, porch, MD- LD $35,000 nis and much more. May- 7/31 631-786-5957 631-267-6626, 631-324-3111 $27,000 amagmh@hrg.com Quogue - 4 Bedroom, 3 Baths, www.hrg.com HISTORIC QUOGUE HOME CAC Upscale Furnished Contemporary on One Acre w/ Walk to the Ocean and the Vil- This summer experience something new! Whaling captain's Heated Pool & Tennis Court. lage of Amagansett from this home built in 1821 but with to$55k MD- LD (Monthly Rates newly renovated home. Three day's comforts. Sited on 1.7 Available) Call Nathan, LSA bedrooms, three baths, central acres on best street in desirable 516-424-1404 air, professional kitchen, gas Quogue. A Must see! Full Sumfireplace in master bedroom, wood burning fireplace in living mer $45,000. room. MD- LD $45,000; List MONTAUK Steps to private ID# 155652 QUOGUE AREA ocean beach, very large studio, Springs 4 bedroom, 2 bath salt- separate eat in kitchen, dressing LUXURY RENTAL room/ bath. huge private patios box with central air and pool. and entrance. New upscale MD -LD $30,000; List ID# MD- LD 2008 appointments, flat screen TV, 154622 Air, wifi .MD-LD $14,000 No Smoking 631- 668-5814 East Hampton 4 bedroom, 2 $125,000 bath home in Lion Head Beach Montauk Shores Condo, Ditch (a private beach and marina 6 Bedrooms + Office + Plains, MD- LD $20k, 12’x48’ community) with fireplace and Condo, ocean view from deck, pool. MD- LD $32,000; List 7 Baths, 9,000 sq.ft. steps from Ditch Plain surfing ID# 154270 beach, 2 BR’s, 1.5 baths, sleeps Post Modern. Built 2006. 7, LR/ kitchen, heated pool, Perfect Post Modern 3700 square foot home on quiet street playground, recreation room, 1st Floor Master Suite, gated community. Call in the Springs. 4 bedrooms, 3 631-804-8048 fireplaces (stone FP in master Heated Pool, Gym suite), 3 baths, central air and heated pool. July thru LD Classified Deadline and Private. $42,000; List ID# 516398

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Walk to the Ocean 3 bedroom, 2 bath beach house in the Dunes of Amagansett with central air and heated pool. July $23,000; List ID# 154425 Light & Bright 4 bedroom, 2 bath home with a/c units, finished basement and French doors leading to decks, lovely gardens and swimming pool. MD -LD $27,500; List ID# 515287

Close to Ocean & Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

Restaurants. Call for Virtual Tour. OWNER 917--301-2416.

Southampton - Pool and Tennis Condo! Spacious 2 stories, cathedral ceiling, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, garage, private patio. MD - LD $22,000

Please No Groups.

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Quogue Builders Home PRISTINE CONDITION 6 bedroom, 5+ baths, AC 6 TVs, 6 phones Master bedroom with Jacuzzi, TV, DVD, Stereo Outside deck Office with internet Eat in kitchen stainless steel and granite 2 dishwashers, 2 refrigerators Laundry room, 2 dryers Powder room Outdoor hot tub, shower, bathroom 40 x 20 inground heated pool with child proof fence Playground Outdoor entertainment area with furniture and lighting

May 15th-September 15th or extended season $50,000 516-984-0754

Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, south highway, bike to village, beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. $13,000 631-653-8750 REMSENBURGBEST DEAL Charming 3 BR, 2 bath, heated pool, air conditioning. Season $24,000 July $10,000 August $12,000 (646)242-5352 Remsenburg. 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath on private 1.3 acre lot. Heated gunite pool, huge deck, gourmet kitchen. Minutes to Bay. MD- LD $68,000 (215)852-0663 or call your broker.

MUST SEE! 4,000 sq ft brand new luxurious house. 5 bedrooms, 4,5 baths, 2 living room ms, office, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen, 2 fireplaces, 2 car garage, headed in-ground pool, big beautiful yard, fenced in. Near ocean/ bay beaches. July 1st- LD Owner (631)725-4790

SAG HARBOR HAVE IT ALL! Tennis court, pool and privacy in a desirable area. 4 bedrooms, 5 baths, gaarage and finished basement on 1.5 acres. MD- LD $55,000

SAG HARBOR Beautiful spacious home close to most villages and beaches. Heated pool and hot tub with extensive decking and balconies on 1 acre. 2 story great room, 3/ 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Master suite with whirlpool tub and private d eck, garage. July $20,000

Lena (917)287-4339 or lkoutsoyiannis@ agawamalbertson.com C21 Agawam Albb ertson

Sag Harbor Sunny, furnished 1 bedroom apartment. Separate entrance. S O U T HAM PT O N WATERFRONT Beautiful Peconic views, total privacy, 5 bedroom, 4 bath, den, exercise room, central air, wood burning fireplace, heated gunite pool, mahogany decks, pool cabana, B.B. sport court, 2 car garage. Aug. $40k

Living room, Full kitchen and bath. Air conditioning, Wireless Internet, Direct TV. MD - LD $12,000 Includes utilities No smokinng Call Dennis 631- 553-1555

July $30k

Weekly rental available. 631-204-0202 631-283-6435

Sag Harbor 2 bedroom near village, beach. MD- LD $14,000; July- August $10,000 516-459-9598

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals Sag Harbor large sunny bedroom/bath in historic district, furnished, use of kitchen/laundry. Walk to village, park outside. Available immediately May 15. $850/month includes utilities, cable, wireless, phone. Single person only. No smoking, no pets. 725-2620.

Summer Rentals Sag Harbor. Large studio with separate bath. Beautiful sunsetviews from deck overlooking pool and woods. Private and quiet. Bike to town and beach. 10 minutes to ocean. Use of pool. MD- LD $12,000. 631-553-8968 or s_hamma@ yahoo.com. Sag Harbor/ Bay Point

SAG HARBOR VILLAGE EVERY IMAGINABLE AMENITY! 6 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, jacuzzi, livingroo om, dining room, gourmet kitchen, library, fireplace, laundry room, 50’ heated pool, outdoor showerr. Park, tennis and water near by. MD- LD $150,000 July- LD $140,000 July $65,000 August- LD $75,0000 (631)725-1744 (917)502-0893

Sag Harbor Village Two bedroom cottage covered porch, central AC, Walk to town/ beach MD-LD $21,000 (631)899-3500 frederickmuhlbauer@yahoo.com

Sag Harbor Village Walk to town, one block to Haven Beach, immaculate newly decorated, 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, Air conditioning, large yard, huge deck, all amenities. $35,000 MD - LD Open House May 3-4 12-2pm 32 Eastville ave, Sag Harbor Village 631-899-3671 516-524-7074 Sag Harbor Village: 3 BR, 2.5 baths, well loved village gem! July $16,000. Aug. $18,000 Year-round $45,000 917-684-5967 Sag Harbor Waterfront Large 1BR . Pool, hot tub, and dock. MD- LD (long season available) Walk to town and tennis $13,600. No pets.. 646-594-4244 Sag Harbor, Noyac, Southampton Waterfront and houses near the beach availabble monthly and for the season. GEORGE HEINE REALTY 631-725-9001 Sag Harbor, Noyac, Spacious studio, sunny, close to Village and beach, MD- LD $8,000 includes all, no smoking, pets 516-578-5829 Sag Harbor, Noyac: Charming Cape Cod near beach. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Lovely enclosed porch. Memorial Day through Labor Day $18,000. 631-725-4784, 631-219-6285

Bright, clean 2 bedroom home Waterview ...Walk to beach MD- LD $18,500 516-818-0347 Sag Harbor: Entire upstairs, cathedral ceilings, skylights, large master bedroom, fireplace. Separate entrance via 35-foot deck. One mile to beach. $15K MD- LD or half share 631-899-3876.

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Sayville Beach House On The Great South Bay 2.5 BR, 2 bath, kitchen, w/d, fplc., deck, and your own private beach. Sunrise/ Sunset.

SAGAPONACK with BENZ Spacious home- MUST SEE4 bedrooms (2 master suites), 3.5 baths, grreat room w/fpl, IG Pool, CAC, indoor & outdoor Jacuzzi, large brick terrace, 1.5 acres park like setting

MD- LD $30,000 O r $10,,000 per month.

SHELTER ISLAND 5 Bedrooms, 3 Baths. Spacious summer retreat. Access to private beach and tennis. Pets welcome. MD- LD $16,000 Owner (516) 658-2564 Shelter Island. 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, built in pool. Sleeps 9. Screened in porch near water. Kayaks and bikes. MD-LD $21,000 No smoking, no pets. 631-926-2920.

MD- LD $54,000 View www.kerdon.com 516-906-5765 Inquire For Monthly. Sagaponack South designer 1740’s barn. 4 acres, 3 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, chef’s kitchen, 2 fireplaces, surround sound, heated gunite pool, guest cottage. Season $80,000; JulyAugust $60,000. (631)834-4853 Sagaponack. Quiet, secluded wooded lot. 5 bedroom, 2 bath ranch, CAC, 18x48’ heated pool, on 1.25 fenced- in acres. Near beaches, close to shopping. July $20,000; August $25,000. (516)982-7445 sagaponackrental@blogspot.com

SAGAPONACK/ SAG HARBOR 4/5 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, heated pool, beautifully landscaped d. See photos at http://sagaponackhouse.blogspot.com July $25k. Aug.- LD $28k

Shelter Island: 2 bedroom Ranch. Wrap around deck, fplc, amazing water views, Peconic Bay in front, protected wetlands behind. Private beach. Utilities/ linens included. August $9,120. (631)749-0690 Shinnecock Bay Spectacular open waterfront 2 bedroom, 2 bath. Beach! Summer $17,500 August $9,500, Sale $899,500 973-809-2317 waterfront33@gmail.com SHINNECOCK HILLS WATERFRONT. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace. MINT CONDITION. MD- LD $35,000 631-8871-1808 Southampton new 5 bedroom house, 3 bath, pool, front view golf course and 2 bedroom guest house. July to Labor Day $55,000. 516-356-7016 SOUTHAMPTON 4 bedroom, 2 bath home on 2 acres Pool, jacuzzi. Very private $27k

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SOUTHAMPTON 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths 2 Living Rooms Air Conditioning, Pool, July- Labor Day $18,000 July $11,000, August $12,000. 631-283-7193

Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful, 1 and 2 bedroom apartments, completely furnished, each with private entrances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Cable, internet included. Available MD- 9/30 No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870

Southampton- Post modern, 4 bedroom, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool, first floor master, great location! MD- LD $44,000. 631-287-0528

SOUTHAMPTON SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Storybook cottage nestled in flower garden on private acre. Light streams into 2.5 bedrooms, dining room, living room, porch, pine wicker. All amenities. Bike to ocean. July 1- LD $16,000. 631-283-3339, 212-255-2927, (cell) 917-797-0082

Close to Fire Island Ferries, Shopping, LIRR, Restaurants, Theater, Sttarbucks & Sayville’s Annual three day summer fest in August! No smoking/ pets.

631-678-6838 631-567-7432 Sag Harbor: Studio bedroom. Private entrance, refrigerator, microwave, cable TV. Screened door, umbrella table and outdoor seating. MD- LD $6000, longer season available. 203-685-5759

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Memorial Day- Labor Day Summer rental only Call Andreas (631)276-1687

Gourmet kitchen, finished basement apartment, pool house pond with bath, heated pool, Vikking grill, exquisitely furnished. Near village and Hospital $80,000 (917)273-8710 Available: June, J uly, August through labor day. Contact owner Marilyn (212)360-7100 (office) (917)273-8710 (cell)

SOUTHAMPTON NEW TOWNHOUSE COMMUNITY 3 bedrooms + 3 full baths, fireplace, full basement, beautifullly decorated, near beaches and village. Pool, playground, basketball MAY- AUGUST $38,000 Jim (917)2997-0566 Lisa (631)793-7329 SOUTHAMPTON SHINNECOCK HILLS 2nd story studio apartment. Private entrance, brand new, fully furniished, kitchenette. UTILITIES & WIRELESS INCLUDED. No pets. MD- LD $10,000; $1,400 year- round. (631)259.2204 SOUTHAMPTON SHINNECOCK HILLS Gorgeous 4 BR, 3 baths, CAC, in- ground pool, wireless internet.

email:storybkcottage@aol.com

SOUTHAMPTON Village, 2nd floor, 1200sq.ft. apt., 3 BR, 2 Full bath, LR, large kit, DR, laundry room, large sun room, 52” wall mounted HDTV with Sony Blue Ray and Bose system. Walk to Train, Jitney, Main St. & Beach. $17,000. 631-283-6400 or 516-381-5617 Southampton village, south. WALK TO OCEAN, restaurants. Renovated 2 BR cotttage. Aug 2nd-24th $2,800 weekly (212)786-2562 M@re-int.com SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGEClassic 4 BR 2 bath colonial. Heated gunite pool, hot tub. Great location. Memorial Day to Labor Day, $49,000. Contact marysompage@yahoo.com for photos or call (917)287-5207. Southampton Village- Lovely 1 bedroom Memorial Day- Labor Day. $12,000. (917)374-3682 Southampton Waterfront: 1 bedroom, living room, kitchen, AC. Washer/ dryer. Heated pool. Boat slip. Season. $21,000. (631)786-5101 Southampton. Country cottage rental. 1 bedroom with large great room and kitchen. Wood floors, cathedral ceiling. MD - LD. $15,000. No Smoking 516-909-9515.

Southampton- Sag Harbor Walk to bay beach, Bright 2 bedroom house on 1/2 acre., Central air, new wall to wall carpet through out, washer dryer, large deck with outdoor shower, MD -LD $15,000 No pets, smoking 631-283-1345 Southampton: charming, beautifully furnished, 1 bedroom apartment, plus sunroom on 5 private acres. Walk/ Bike to bay. CAC and Cable. $10,000 MD- October 1. 631-287-5177 631-987-5166, starla@optonline.net SOUTHAMPTON: Just outside village, 4 bed, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool on private, landscaped acre. Skylights, chefs kitchen, newly furnished. Extensive decking. July- LD $45,000. July $24,000. August $26,000. 917-837-2909 Southampton: Tastefully furnished, picture pretty queen room. Private bath, DirecTV. Large, beautiful, manicured home. Weekend- Week- Month. (631)283-8613 Wainscott South, Estate section. Fully furnished 3 bedroom 2.5 bath traditional near ocean beach. Heated pool, fireplace, CAC, farm field views, walk to Jitney, bike to beach. No smoking/ pets. May 15th- June 15th $9,500 (516)991-5718. Wainscott South: 3 bedroom 2 bath. Heated pool, fireplace. Walk to Jitney, bike to beach. Memorial Day -Labor Day $48,000. (917)319-2274 Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a rtherzog@aol.com WAINSCOTT- Victorian's studio. Private entrance, terrace, cathedral ceilings, kitchen, air. Season +free week $16,000. 631-806-5442

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RENTAL OPEN HOUSE MD- LD D $50,000 July $20,000 August $25,000 631-266-1759, 516-376-1329 Southampton SOH Charming and clean, quiet 3+ bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pool. Monthly or longer. Reasonable. 516-987-3268 Southampton Townhouse: 2 story, 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath, CAC, pool & tennis. June $6k/ July $9k. 212-617-2806 / 516-297-8782

Your Summer Beach place is closer than you think. Dune Deck Hotel in Westhampton Beach is on the ocean beach with a fresh water pool, tennis, outdoor dining and bar. COME TO OUR OPEN HOUSE E SATURDAY, MAY 3RD., SUNDAY MAY 4TH FROM 12 NOON - 4PM. Enjoy weekends, a month, or the whole season. Wee are located at 379 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach (631)288-3876

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WATER MILL Westhampton 5 minutes to beach

WESTHAMPTON CONDO ON DUNE ROAD BEACH Westhampton Bath & 4 BEDROOM, 3 BATH, CENTRALLY LOCATED COUNTRY COTTAGE ON QUIET ACRE.

Tennis 1 bedroom suite overlooking ocean. Prime unit, marina, tennis, pool, spa, gym, restaurants...

TENNIS, HEATED POOL, HOT TUB, CAC, AND WIFI.

Available daily,

Westhampton Beach Oceanfront G reat room leads to oceanside deck with 2 electric awnings and a heaated pool & hot tub. Master with bath plus 3 guest bedrooms and 3 baths. CAC. Terrific ocean & bay y views One of a kind Immaculate condition

weekly, monthly. MD- LD $49,000 July- Aug $40,000 Option to buy possibilities.

By Owner. Call Jeff: daytime 201-288-8818 or

July 1 - LD $80,000 July $40,000 August $45,000

Cell 201-723-9440 Exclusive Listing IN#88184

917-406-0660 OWNE ER Water Mill With Farm Views Walk to Southampton Village from this open living/ dining Ranch House. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, finished basement with 3rd full bathroom. Central air. Heated pool with large deck on 3/4 of an acre.MD-LD $45,000 Call 631-267-8598 631-804-5692 WATER MILL. Large 4 bedroom, 3 bath house on 1.5 acres. 2 fireplaces, deck, great location MD- LD $35,000 (631)871-1808 Water Mill. Private entry, private room, walk in closet, swimming pool, beautiful farm view. Includes utilities. $7,000. 631-726-0196 Water Mill: brand new 6 BR, 7 bath house,heated gunite pool, tennis, waterviews MD - LD, $155,000. July-Aug. Avail. Extended or year round avail. 631-726-5352 WEST HAMPTON BEACH Dune Rd., waterfront 1 BR condo, sleeps 4, a/c. Monthly/ season. (917)375-6469

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THE MARKETPLACE 631-288-6996 broker@marketplacerealty.com www.marketplacerealty.com

5 bedroom, 3 bath Well-appointed, sun-filled, newly renovated, private 20x40 pool/ spa, quiet cul-de-sac. Walk to bay.

Westhampton Beach, Cozy one bedroom house with sleeping loft, washer dryer, walk to Village & Beach, Avail MD- LD $12,500 516-376-4881 Westhampton Beach: Designer furnished, 1 bedroom Cottage. Sleeps 4, AC, pool, walk to town. 631-727-0626

MD- July 30 $25k MD- LD $40k 347-623-8499

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Westhampton Beach: 2 bedroom, 3 bath condo. Walk to town. Pool. Westhampton Landings. July $14,000, August $15,000. Weeks flexible. 917-923-3991 Westhampton Beach: Waterfront 3 bedroom, 2 bath, large deck, dock, walk to beach. Great views/ sunsets. $14k August. Also available weekly 201-722-7052 Westhampton condo, 1/ 1, pool, ground floor, good area, rent year rd- $1250, MD- LD $14,000. 917-848-7982

Country Cottage MD- LD $21,000 Year Round $2,300

CLICK.... STARHAMPTON.COM 631-288-5450 WESTHAMPTON 1 BR Cottage pool, tennis, docking. May 15th- June 25th $5,000 Aug 5th- Sept 15th $5,000 or Weekly 631-882-1986

WESTHAMPTON BEACH OCEANFRONT 1 BR, Pool, TV. No groups/ pets/ smoking. June- LD $20,000 5658 (917)842-5 Westhampton Beach Oceanfront: 5 bedroom, 3 baths Maintenance free, almost new $2M. MD- LD $65,000 Owner 914-646-1587

2 car garage. Gated 1.5 acre property on the creek, safely fenced, 20x40 heated pool, sand volleyball court, p retty landscaping. Call 917-7977-0490 Available June 15th - July 20th $5,000 weekly Entire period negotiable G reat Bargain!

Westhampton/ Quogue: Gracious, uplifting one bedroom apartment. Completely furnished, outfitted. Landlord pays everything, extras. MD- LD $12,000. negotiable. No smoking/ pets. 516 456-5776 WESTHAMPTON: 6 bedroom, 4 bath house, asking $40,000. Also monthly. Heated pool, tennis, hot tub, central air. Also apt. on beach. $7,000. barryberns@aol.com 212-980-1212

Weekly Rentals BRIDGEHAMPTONBRAND NEW Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-579-4964 www.theresidencesof.com

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Available this summer, Post-modern 4 bedroom/ 4 bath with 2 master suites with jacuzzis, designer furnished, central air.

Private road, 1+ acre, bike to beach, fully furnished 2.5 bedroom, 2.5 baths, washer/ dryer.

Email: nanvic@aol.com Cell 917-821-9991

Contemporary 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths, central air, fireplace, high ceilings with skyligh h ts, wrap around deck, 1 mile to town.

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East Hampton: Available now! Delightful, light, airy private contemporary tucked into peaceful, wooded setting. Midway between East Hampton And Sag Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 baths. Master Jacuzzi, sunny pool, central air. fireplace. Photos available. $46,000. Call owner (646)246-7227

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com

Hampton Bays WATERFRONT 2 bedrooms Large eat-in-kitchen Washer / dryer, air conditioner All new appliances New wall-to-wall carpet New tile in baa throom & kitchen Lots of storage Beautiful tree lined street Deck $1800 monthly plus utilities 631-723-3069

HAMPTON BAYS Huge one bedroom. New bathroom, carpet, paint, huge closets, great landlord. All utilities included. Walk to bay. No pets. Suitable one. 5/1. $1,150 Rob 631-603-4233 Hampton Bays: Pristine 5 room apt., with finished basement, nestled on estate like acre, deck, $1,900. plus utilities, no pets. (917)443-7279 Hampton Bays: Private studio apartment. Walk to beach, suitable 1 only, no smokers/ no pets. Utilities included $900 month. 631-728-2718 Avail March 1 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com Sag Harbor/Noyac - 3 bedrooms/2 baths, clean contemporary, 2 car garage, heated pool, private! Annually $45,000. folio#5006. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552 East Hampton Village - Centrally located & close to Village, Walk or Bike! 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, living room with fireplace, garage. Annually $55,000.Folio# 5410. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

North Haven Waterviews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - 4,000sf. New Construction, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen, fireplace, Heated gunite pool , East Hampton, Springs: Unfur- Crawl to the beach. Annually nished recently renovated 3 bed- $130,000. Folio# 17790. Call room 2 bath cottage. $30,000 Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. yearly, payable monthly. May & June $2500 per month. July & Sag Harbor-Year Round! 4 August $5,000 per month. Sepbdrm, 3 bth, living room with tember through April $1875 per vaulted ceiling and fireplace, month. Security deposit repool, and finished basement, quired. Utilities not included. yearround $60,000. Call Angela 631-766-7577 Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777 Year round $36,000. 347-885-7315. Contact Fran

Sagaponack - Private & Immaculate. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Heated pool, living room w/ fpl, 2 car garage. Summer $95,000. Annually $115,000. folio# 19112. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Sagaponack - One story 2,500 sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, CAC, handicap accessible. Folio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Yearround $65,000. Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002 Southampton- Northside Hills winner! Over 4,500 sqft of living space. Features 5 bdrms, 5.5 bths, htd pool and so much more. Year Round $125,000. folio 5888 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Southampton Villa - SOH: 5,300sq.ft with living room, sitting room, formal dining room, 2 fireplaces, 6 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, heated pool, tennis, 3 car garage & pondviews. Annually $250,000. Folio #2256. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552 Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Westhamp pton - Three bedrooms, one and a half baths, OHA heat $1,800.00/month REMSENBERG 4 bedroom, private flag lot, pool, south of the highway. $2,500 mo. 631-686-6500 Sag Harbor Village. 1 bedroom 2nd floor apartment. Carpeted, quiet, clean. $1,450 plus utilities. (631)725-4895 Southampton Cove. New quiet 1/4 acre. Walk to beach. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Master suite with huge walk-in closet. Energy star appliances. Full basement with outside entrance. Lots of storage. $2990/ month or MD- LD $18,000. Owner 631-259-2470.

SOUTHAMPTON SHINNECOCK HILLS 2nd story studio apartment. Private entrance, braa nd new, fully furnished, kitchenette. UTILITIES & WIRELESS INCLUDED. No pets. $1,400 year- roundd ; MD- LD $10,000 (631)259.2204

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FOR RENT / OPEN HOUSES / REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Year-Round Rentals SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Is neatness a consideration in your future residence? Well our pleasant 2 bedrooom, 2 bath cottage which is a short stroll to LIRR station is as neat as they come $1,600 per month ITS WORTH A P REVIEW! Call broker /owner at (516)647-6700

Southampton Village small Studio Private, just remodeled private entrance $1,100 month including utilities 516-848-8885 516-921-5414 Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a rtherzog@aol.com Westhampton 2 Bedroom house, newly renovated, mint condition on .5 acre. Quiet dead end street. Fireplace, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902

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Westhampton/ Quogue: Gracious, uplifting one bedroom apartment. Completely furnished, outfitted. Landlord pays everything, extras. $1,600. negotiable. No smoking, pets. 516-456-5776

SOUTHOLD- Open Houses Saturdays 11am - 2pm 560 Kenney's Rd. Brand- new post modern colonial 2,400 sq. ft. on shy acre. 4 BR, 3BA, Formal Dining Room, FR w/ FP, EIK w/ granite tops & cherry cabinets, breakfast area, CAC, CVAC, SSA, irrigation system. Judan Homes- $849,000. 631-466-4329.

Open Houses SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE. 23 Pulaski Ave. 2200 sq ft All New Everything 4 bed, 5 bath. Finished basemt. 3 decks, gas firepl, pool house, Chef's Kitch. pool under way. OPEN HOUSE: Sat, April 26th, 1-3pm. Steps to All $1.7 Mill.NEST SEEKERS INTERNATIONAL. Sabrina Seidner, VP: 917-805-9475; Susan Eley : 917-453-4081 www.nestseekers.com: WebID# 16588 SOUTHAMPTON: Waterfront community. Bayview Oaks. 8 Lake Drive North. Saturday 5/3 12- 3 pm. 2/ 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Loads of extras A must see! (631)283-0797

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Commercial

EAST M O R I C H E S Waterfront Spectacular Views of Moriches Bay 2 BR End Unit. • Pool • Tennis • Fireplace • Garage • Finished Basement. Eager to Sell! $460,000. O r Rent Call Gayle Lopata, R.E. 516-443-7055

Condos/Co-Ops Westhampton Beach: 2 bedrooms, 3 baths. Fully furnished. Boat slip. Westhampton Landings Condominium. $885,000. (917)923-3991 Westhampton Pines 2br upgraded Bridgehampton unit , overlooking the core pine barrens , southwest exposure , Reduced over $100 K for quick sale Immediate occupancy , Now $589,999..Hurry won't last , Broker 631-335-1996

Condos/Co-Ops Westhampton. Million dollar views! Oceanfront, 2 bedroom Co-op. Steven Leighton. Keller Williams Realty. 516-661-1815.

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AMAGANSETT Ocean view contemporary. 5 bedroom, 5 1/2 baths,

FOR SALE 27 Auto Circle Auto Repair Shop 20 years of service. Includes inspection machine for diesel trucks/ cars/ gas, & dealers licennse. 631-988-3791. 1335 County Route 39 Southampton

Condos/Co-Ops Amagansett at the Beach. Fantastic Rentable Resort Co-op. All redone! 2 bedroom, pool, tennis, sauna, ocean. Steven Leighton. Keller Williams Realty. 516-661-1815.

East Moriches Open Bayfront Condo Garage, Pool ,Tennis, Day Dock Fabulous Grounds, Borders on Preserve. Anxious $499,000 631-288-6996 www.marketplacerealty.com Montauk’s Best Kept Secret: Montauk Shores condo for sale by owner: Ocean view, 2 bedrooms, 1.5 bath , LR/ Kit, central air & heat, shed, outdoor deck, community pool and clubhouse, gated community, yearly taxes $1100, monthly maintenance $150. Steps away from Ditch Plains surfing beach. $635,000. Call 631-804-8048 Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $950,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384

1 car garage, Westhampton Pines Rare Resale

central air, beautifully landscaped with

Southampton Villa Gated commu u nity for active adults 55+ Low HOA and taxes Only opportunity to own prime villa location across froom clubhouse! 3 Bedroom/ 3 Bath huge basement and deck overlooking reserve Designer decorated

65’ gunite lap pool, Moments away from beach, shopping, $2.950,000 Also availab ble MD-LD $150,000 631-375-0708 Exclusive

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Brown Harris Stevens For further information call 631-298-7327

Darcy Rodriguez

Westhampton. Dune Road. 1 bedroom Co-op for sale. Balcony overlooking the ocean, pool, ten- Aquebogue. Manufactured homes. 55+ community. nis court, $350,000 including www.northforkmobilehomes.com furniture. 908-347-1111.

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 02/30/2008 AMAGANSETT Davey to Peter & Yaela GAYER, 12 Dune Hill Road 1,590,000

BRIDGEHAMPTON Scott to Edward GERSOWITZ, 539 Butter Lane 2,075,000 Mance to Jeremy & Raquel PALMER, 393 Lumber Lane 3,275,000

CALVERTON R & A Mangt Inc to KNOLLS OF BAITING HOLLOW LLC, Bluffs Dr. North 2,505,984

EAST HAMPTON Crawford to Suelyn & Julien FAREL,132 Springy Banks Road, 1,240,000 Tarbet to Ward & Patricia CAREY, 12 Fieldview Lane, 3,200,000 Carey to John & Lori REINSBERG, 54 Dunemere Lane, 6,325,000

EAST MARION Anrig--MORRIS, Ian & Amanda--1595 Aquaview Road 1,225,000

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and 03/20/2008

Tannhauser Trust to Robert & He-Yeuna TANNHAUSER, 12 Sun Court. 1,400,000

NEW SUFFOLK

Starkand to 26 NORTH HAVEN WAY LLC, 26 North Haven Way, 2,410,000

NORTH HAVEN

Love Ln Acquisition Corp to PECONIC TRUST INC, 650 1st St, 2,050,000 Sea Gull Hill Rd to Stephen & Amy YOUNG, 6 Sea Gull Hill Rd, 2,650,000

SAG HARBOR Albinger to SUFFOLK HARBOR LLC,17 Suffolk Street, 3,500,000

SAGAPONACK Spier to FAIRFIELD POND PARTNERS LLC, 39 Fairfield Pond Ln, 22,000,000

SHELTER ISLAND Dunhill Family Partners to Neil CARRAGHER, 22 Prospect Ave, 2,900,000

SOUTHAMPTON McFadden to FIRST NECK LANE TRUST, 300 First Neck Lane, 19,000,000 Queller to Daniel NISSANOFF, 36 Woodland Farms Road, 2,875,000

Bolster to Andrew & Lorraine DODGE, 300 Halsey Neck Lane, 5,300,000 Kennedy to Lawford Trust, 155 FIRST NECK LLC, 155 First Neck Ln, 9,800,000 Middle Line Prop LLC to Robert CASTRACANE, 3 West Hills Court,3,095,000 Roumano WH LLC to MEDALLION INC,19 Duck Pond Ln, 11,440,000

SOUTHOLD Christie to BELLE VIEW LLC, 250 Midway Road, 1,114,825

WAINSCOTT EH Plumbing & Heating to JOJOBEN LLC, 348 Montauk Hwy, 1,200,000 Pfeifle to David & Amy FLANNERY, 250 Mecox Road, 1,275,000

WATER MILL Ayoub to Chuck BURGESS, 39 Bob White Drive, 1,275,000 Xenopoulos to ANNA WILLIAMS TRUST, Old Mill Road, 2,000,000 779 Dune Road LLC to David CRAVER, 779 Dune Road,, 3,800,000 Lakeview Assos of NY LLC to Gregory D'ALBA, 292 Deerfield Rd 4,100,000 Picozzi to Robert & Eunice BURNETT, Julie Pond Drive, 4,600,000

Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period AMAGANSETT

Robbins to Cristina & Michael SPINDLER, 23 Cranberry Hole Rd, 655,000 Von Oehsen to David & Catherine VON OEHSEN, 220 Town Ln, 840,000

EAST HAMPTON

Piotrowski to Alda STIPANOV, 37 Glade Road, 550,000 Straniero to Paul & Dorota CLEGG, 160 Montauk Highway, 627,500 Koppinger to Valeria POLLAK, 136 Cove Hollow Road, 678,000 Stotzky to Rita LINDER & Perry ARNOLD, 34 Runnymede Drive, 719,000 Gettinger to Bram WEBER, 54 Whooping Hollow Road, 815,000

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Flynn to Philip & Patricia IRVING, 18 Broadhollow Road, 510,000

Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000

Holdsworth to 46 NEWTON ROAD LLC, 46 Newton Road LLC, 545,000

Phillips to John & Lisa IULO, 30 Beach Avenue, 682,000

Gardner to Wayne & Janet CELAURO, 15 Red Creek Circle, 680,000

B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000

Johnson to Ronald MONGELLUZZO, 10 Pepi Court, 830,000

J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000

Smith to Michael & Alice McGRATH, 4 Rehan Avenue, 830,000

Schaffer to Elise HORNING, Gail NEWMANN, 6 Simpson Rd, 500,000

MONTAUK ORIENT

Gleason to Nicholas FARMAKIS, 230 Greenway West. 620,000

QUOGUE

SHELTER ISLAND

Ivester to Deidre & Jean-Pierre RIOU, 2 Washington Street, 800,000

SOUTHAMPTON

Kadlec Trust to Jane KOLBENHEYER, 17 Maylen Drive, 540,000

Gendusa to Buddy EVANS, 40 Wooded Oak Lane, 840,000

Hatch to James TAYLOR, Anik PEARSON, 12 John Street, 500,000

Valli to Wayne & Linda VIVIANO, 2 Staller Drive, 510,000

Sound Housing LLC to W. Johann 501 Willow Pond Dr, 270,980

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990

J & K Cicciari to M. Mazzeo, 43 Blueberry Cmn, 317,000

Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000

Windcrest Riverhead & J & N Roughan, 7 Green Ash St, 525,000

Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000

EAST QUOGUE

Mayer to Nicholas & Eugenia HATGIPETROS, 19 Fairline Drive, 550,000 Corredor to Louis KENNEDY, 416 Montauk Highway, 600,000

RIVERHEAD

Rhodes to William & Katherine IOANNIDES, 152 Malloy Drive, 975,000

Riverhead Reeves Assoc to HILLENBRAND, 81 Bellflower Court, 502,000

T. Shillo to W & P Mallinson, Sappho Rd, 30,000

Kakerbeck to Jonathan & Ann AUERBACH, 310 Sagg Road, 740,000

FISHERS ISLAND

HAMPTON BAYS

Est. Kelly to John & Kathleen PATURNO, 3 Peconic Overlook Dr, 500,000

SAGAPONACK

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 23 Gianna Court, 569,990 Majors Path LLC to Gary & Deborah SAPORTA, 8 Savannah Ln, 759,990

SOUTHOLD

Grant to Patrick & Siobhan O'DRISCOLL, 4695 South Harbor Rd, 560,000

WADING RIVER

Lucka to Charles CARRE, 51 Toppings Path, 935,000

Birchwood at Wading River to Edward GROCE,136 Canterbury Dr, 517,900

R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000

J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750

SAG HARBOR

WESHAMPTON

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes

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Hampton Bays

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCoun n try.com

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

East Hampton Builder's Own Custom designed home offers 4,000sf. of gracious living space. 5 BR, 5 BA, LR with FP, vaulted ceilings, professional kitchen, separate guest quarters, 2.5 car garage, heated pool, spa, full basement, CVAC. Exclusive $1,750,000. Folio# 13969 Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037

Quogue - Three bedroom, one bath renovated home on a quiet street, endless possibilities, _ of an acre, $850,000.00 Exclusive.

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Bellport / East Patchogue.

New Construction: 5 BR, 4.5 baths, pool. Beautiful view. By owner $1.975 million

2 open acres on the

631-275-0276 or 917-293-3888

G reat South Bay. EAST HAMPTON SPRINGS FOR SALE BY OWNER Main and guest houses. Lovely Private Contemporary 2 BR 2 Bth Cathedral Ceilings

Boat ramp,, mooring, beach, pool, rural, etc. $1.2 million

Separate 2 car garage with artist loft above

Owner 631-447-2503

Heated Gunite pool Specimen Trees

Brown Harris Stevens 120 Front Street G reenport www.brownharrisstevens.com

Close to All Beaches

Orient Restored 1850's Colonial.Lush gardens on 1.65 acres. Spacious rooms w/high ceilings, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths including master. By Appointment. Exclusive #54384 $1,295,000. Mary Ann Bollman 516-458-7566. Orient 3,600 Sq. Ft. New England Style Cape Located down a private road this private 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath Cape is loaded with charm. Formal living room w/brick fpl, formal dining room, sunroom, 25 x 50' in-ground pool, pool house/gym w/full bath and shower. By Appointment. Exclusive #37704 $1,295,000. Mary Annn Bollman 516-458-7566. Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue www.brownharrisstevens.com

$693,,000 MUST SEE!!! Call Richard (917)861-3712 East Hampton Affordable housing 1983 Double Wide. Manufactured home, 54’ x 24’ 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Sunroom. Starting price is $205,000 negotiable 631-871-3358 631-907-4096. East Hampton. 4 bedroom, 2 bath contemporary on 1/2 acre. Walk to private beach and marina. Heated pool, huge deck, fireplace. Totally private. Must see! Reduced to $724,000! Bring offers. Owner (212)472-2482, (917)754-9444 East Hampton: 3 bedroom 2 bath ranch. Pool, close to town $550,000. (631)553-7700 EAST MORICHES 4 bedroom, 2 bath waterview cape on 1/2 acre!

NORTH FORK Southold Ranch Perfect retirement or starter home. Two bedrooms, 2 baths, living room/fireplace, DR, eat-in-kitchen, hardwood floors, full basement, OHW heat. Great location. Exclusive #55404 $439,000 Stanley Karanewski 631-734-2954. New Suffolk - Walk to Beach/ Marinaa s 1900's farmhouse, front parlor, LR/wainscoting, kitchen/butler's pantry, 3 BR, 2 BA, detached studio. Low Taxes. Exclusive $699,000. Nancy Cervelli 631-680-2296 or Barry Novick 631-734-2958

Fenced yard, living room, great room, dining room, kitchen, full basement, operating skylights, deck, and quiet area. Good school distriict $460,000 Owner (631)878-4490

Eastport. Quaint cottage on Seatuck Creek. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath Livingroom with wood burning stove, EIK, deck, dock, 1/2 acre. No brokers. By owner $540,000 (631)325-3938

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Hampton Bays Red Creek: WATERFRONT Investment or Pleasure. Two houses plus a boat house. Dock. 2/3 of an acre. Sunsets. Asking $995,000.00 GEORGE HEINE REALTY 725-9001 Hampton Bays: Co-Op, spacious and bright one bedroom unit. Features include pool, tennis courts and open living room/ kitchen. Open for year round use, $140,000. South Fork Realty Exclusive (631)728-6565

East Hampton -Scenic Gardiner's Bay area artist's retreat. Studio, skylights, brightness. For Sale $605,000. Folio#19484. Call Muriel Hanson Falborn 631-537-2000x316; cell 631-291-3924. North Sea/Southampton - Waterfront 3 BR, 3 BA, living room with FP, 2 decks with gorgeous views, lovely gardens. $1,550,000. Folio# 19047 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

Hampton Country Real Estate Sag Harbor/Noyac - 3 bed19 Corwith Avenue, rooms, 1.5 baths, attached gaBridgehampton rage, CAC, Room for pool. ExTel 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCoun n try.com clusive. $715,000. Folio# 19183, Call Rob Camerino at Bridgehampton -circa 1900's 5 631-902-6637. BR (including MBR with FP) 4.5 BA Farmhouse on 1 acre. Property is accented by mature landscaping, sweeping lawns and a gunite pool. Exclusive Reduced to $3,300,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777

Sag Harbor -Open and airy, 2,000 sq. ft. turnkey home on quiet Sag Harbor cul de sac. Situated on shy 2 acres with 3 BR, 2 BA, large deck, beautiful stone FP, CAC, plenty of room for pool and future expansion. Backs up to preserve, very priBridgehampton - Post Modern, vate. Minutes from village and 4 BR (1st floor MBR with FP), 3 beaches. Co-Exclusive BA, large EIK, formal DR, open $1,299,000. Folio#15302 Call Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or living room , CAC, Htd pool, Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 outdoor decking & det. garage. On private cul de sac, adjoining reserve. Exclusive $1,500,000. Sagapoo nack - Private & Desirable location. Almost 2.5 acres, Folio# 15711 Call Gayle 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Heated Tudisco 917-991-8731 pool, living room w/ fpl, 2 car Bridgehampton -Charming Tra- garage. $2,650,000. Folio# 19112. Call Amy Unangst at ditional- 4 BR, 2.5 BA on 1/2 631-334-0552 acre. Located conveniently in Bridgehampton with open Kitchen/Dining/Living area. Room for pool and garage. Exclusive $940,000. Folio# 15604 Call Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 East Hampton - Nature lover's paradise on over 3 private acres. Contemporary 3 BR / 2.5 BA, 2 living rooms, FP, heated pool, det. 2-car garage. Exclusive $1,350,000. Folio# 17425 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 East Hampton- 3,200sf. Post Modern set on private road close to village. First floor Master Suite with stunning private bath & FP. Top of the line Gourmet kitchen, library, FDR & LR with FP. Second floor features Junior MBR & 2 add'l BRs & BA. 2-car garage & 550sf. bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany decking. Exclusive $1,350,000. Folio# 16089. Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037

ISLI P 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, 2-car garage, 24 hour gated community, 160 homes on 230 magnificent estate-type acres. Several lakes and ponds, marina onto G reat South Bay, club house, pool, sauna, tennis. All new: kitchen, windows, siding, roof and flooring. 1 hour commute to NYC. Must seee $649,000 Owner 631-499-4977 631-835-8510

Quiogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and large deck and plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $445,000.00 Exclusive. Westhampton Beach - New Construction in the village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, swimming pool, screened-in porch, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, bonus room... Co-Exclusive Asking $1,195,000 Westhampton Waterfront- 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half baths, state of the art kitchen, service area, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage and catwalk to floating dock all on two acres of property asking price $3,299,000.00 Co-Exclusive. Main Street Realty 10 Mitchell Rd Westhampton Beach, NY 631-288-4343 BEACH ON A BUDGET Fab oceanfront studio apartment, kitchen, full bath and sleeping accomodations + waterview terrace. Private beach, pool and professional staff to cater to your needs. $300,000 ADMIRAL AND FIRST MATE can live large in spacious waterfront duplex townhouse. Two bedrooms, 3 baths, den and two waterfront terraces overlooking own marina. A year-round retreat. $625,000 JEWEL OF JESSUP Dynamite three-bedroom ranch in estate section, loaded with extras that make this a decorator's delite. Den/ Office, dining area, large deck, all within steps to Village and beach $990,000

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Southampton Village - Near Ocean Offering has it all! Impressive 5,460 square feet, 3 fireplaces, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, mini-theatre, central air, 2-car garage, pool, tennis. Co-Exclusive $6,500,000 Southampton Village - First Offering! Circa 1915 shingled traditional, two stories, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, detached 2-car garage, room for pool, zoned residential and office use. Co-Exclusive $1,300,000

Southampton - Recently listed best buy! Solidly built, immaculately maintained, nicely landscaped .7 acre setting, cathedral living, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, 2-car garage, patio, pool. Exclusive $895,000 North Fork/Baiting Hollow

Waterfront. Views of LI Sound. Wet bar, Gas fireplace, Heated Ingrouund pool, Waterfall. 4BR, 3BA, LR, DR, EIK. Reduced 200K to $1,450,000 Low taxes! Owner 631-930-66209 Noyac: WATERFRONT Bulk headed with a dock. Two bedrooms, living room, office, front deck, carport. Easy access to Noyac Bay. Sunsets. Asking $1,300,000.00 GEORGE HEINE REALTY 631-725-9001

Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach www.phillipsbeach.com Westhampton Great water views 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath heated pool, tennis court $1,995,000 IN#44334 Westhampton Beach New construction 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath heated pool $2,399,000 IN#52980 Westhampton Beach 4 bedroom Contemporary Open Bayfront dock, tennis court $2,650,0 000 IN#39749 Quogue South-of-Highway 2 bedroom cottage $939,000 IN#47108 Westhampton New Construction 3 bedroom , 2.5 bath 2 Car garage, Full basement $575,000 IN#51225

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Southampton: Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, living room, kitchen, full basement, rear deck. Built in 2001. Asking $629,000.00

SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. 631-325-8201 We Specialize in North Fork Land

HAMPTON BAYS 2 acres Residential, subdividable

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.hamptoncountry.com

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large gourmet kitchen and morre! Owner (631)929-8229 $1,950,000

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Southampton Township Vintage Cottage waterviews, mooring rights $395,000 The Real Estate Shoppe Barr bara 631-874-5400

SAG HARBOR

$619,000 ForeclosureAppraised $850,000 3 BR, 2 BTH, CAC, Walk to Long Beach. Owner (516)398-3915 Sag Harbor/Noyac. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Walk to beach, shops and restaurants. Minutes to town. $479,000. 347-454-1300. Sag Harbor: Noyac, Cozy cottage. Pine Neck near Long beach 2/3 BR, 1 BA, outside shower, fireplace, "new" roof, renovated mud/ bedroom. Town water. Great starter home. $469,000. Mike 631-834-3511

Southampton Village Townhouse Near Mansions 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths 2 floors +loft, Sundeck, Pool Tennis Court $995k 347-645-3315 cohenjacq@aol.com Southampton Village. Affordable 3 bedroom, 1 bath house with detached 2-car garage. Situated on 1/4 acre with plenty of room for expansion/pool. Close to train, golf courses and area beaches. $795,000. By appointment only. 516-480-8281 or 631-790-6431.

Noyac: Two bedroom, living room with fireplace, porch, kitchen, full basement, separate garage. Walk to beach. Asking $525,000.00

Magnificent, secluded 5 acre wooded site with 200' of frontage on LI Sound $1,500,000

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Noyac: Two bedrooms, living Great Opportunity 6.5 Acres, room with fireplace, newly reno- water view, $495,000 vated, rear porch, near beach. Asking $489,000.00 42 Acre Farm Vineyard with Barn, $1,275,000 Sag Harbor Historical District: Four bedrooms, 11/2 bathrooms, Prestige 64 Acre Vineyard with parlor, formal dining room, cottage $3,950,000 kitchen, full basement, barn. Asking $629,000.00 18 Acre Farm in Riverhead, $595,000 GEORGE HEINE REALTY 631-725-9001 Beautiful lakefront 6.5 acre sub dividable, $850,000 Suzy Fallon Sound Front Estate site P roperty Marketing Expert 5 acres $1,590,000 Prudential Douglas Elliman RE Waterfront 1 acre in elegant www.suzyfallon.com community $850,000 cell 631.495..4122 office 631-298-6145 Creek Front 1.8 acres with permits $495,000 Southold Farm - Rustic Sophistication Ten acre site 140 Acre 1300' of Frontage on backs to riding trails & vineyards. Exceptional manor home LI Sound features three bedrooms, two baths with original beamed ceil- Call Ina 631-835-6100 ings & polished hardwood floors for Residential Lots but newly renovated with imBrown Harris Stevens ported tile/granite in the kitchen 120 Front Street and baths. Equine facilities for G reenport full-spectrum horse operation. www.brownharrisstevens.com 24 stall stable, broodmare barn, paddocks, run-in sheds, lighted NORTH FORK Greenport riding arena and separate Viillage Build your dream home. groom/manager's apartment. Owner-financing available with Close to shops, restaurants, marinas, beaches, and transportation. terms. $2,200,000 Web # 2049076 Suzy Fallon Exclusive #05307 $279,000. Kathleen Travers 631.495.4122 631-477-8016.

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Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.hamptoncountry.com S outhampton Introducing vacant land opportunities! For a limited time, only 2 builder ready half acre lots in Southampton Meadows are being offered at $550,000 each. Be the first to take advan ntage of this first and only offering in this price point! Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777

Bridgehampton Waterfront - 1 acre, 150ft. frontage, Build your dream home, permits in place! $2,950,000. Folio# 3762. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204 Bridgehampton - 7.5 acres, Build your own private estate! Reduced! Co-Exclusive $2,500,000. Folio# 3145 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Bridgehampton - 6 acre wooded lot in desirable location. Co-Exclusive. Folio# 3789 $2,500,000. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Sag Harbor -.25 acres; permits in-hand. Build you dream home. Exclusive $450,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000. Sag Harbor -Half mile to village, .60 acres, Room for house, pool & garage. Exclusive $599,000. Folio# 17648 Call Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147.

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EAST HAMPTON Desirable, Residential, Builable, 3/4 acre wooded property on a cul-de-sac. $599k Principals only 516-334-1545 East Hampton. Desired Lion Head Beach. 1/2 acre lot, deeded beach, mooring rights $539,000 (631)367-4260 ESTATE SETTING, OVERLOOKS 31 ACRE PRESERVE

Southampton New Condos

Summer Rentals Near village and beaches, Heated Pool, Viking Appliances, Hardwood Floors, Cathedral Ceilings, Granite & Marble, Full Basement and Garage, Furnished by Top Hampton Designer.

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Southampton- This property overlooks 31 acres of preserved land, where the famous artist William Merritt Chase lived and drew his renowned paintings. Great layout for entertaining both inside & out (3,600 sf on 1.6 acres) and captures the beautiful views with multiple porches. Great room has double height ceilings with FP and flows into the kitchen area with granite counter tops and a breakfast nook. Privacy abounds around the 4 en suites with the MBRM on the main level. Heated pool and spa off the MBRM. Relax in the entertainment room with the second fireplace, wet bar & views of Robin’s Island. In addition, there are breathtaking views of the Peconic Bay & surround from the Overlook. The sunlit Lower Level features high ceilings, can easily be finished to add an additional 1,060 sf of living space and is prepped for a 5th en suite. A 6 zone hydronic heating & CAC system, central vac, security system & a 2 car garage complete the package. Internet# 33967 Exclusive $1,550,000

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Land Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.hamptoncountry.com S ag Harbor - 20 acres, can be divided into four 5 acre lots, lake, borders reserve. $9,850,000. folio# 18717 Call Elenie Prieston at 631-747-1147. Shinnecock South Waterfront with permits, beautiful pond & ocean views. Exclusive $1,100,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quoogue - South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive Noyac: Two thirds on a quiet street. Possible waterviews. Asking $589,000.00

North Fork

GREENPORT WATERFRONT OPPORTUNITY Owner extremely motivated.

NY Dutchess County: Call for private showing. Coldwell Banker (631)831-9048 Bring your checkbook!

Aquebogue. Affordable Manufactured homes. 55+ community. www.northforkmobilehomes.com

Out Of Town

1/2 acre lot. Walk to beach. PRICED TO SELL!

Florida, Naples, Condo, 2 bedroom, 2 bath, cathedral ceiling, pool, lanai, upgrades. $199,990 Owner 631-878-7037

(631)929-5870

One-of-a-kind charming Farm on 57 private picturesque acres. Stream, pond and gardee ns add beauty to the in-ground pool, field stone walls, patios, eleven room home, 4 bedrooms, 3 fireplaces. Gourmet kitchen becomes a family area with wrap-around windows overlooking lawns, fields. P roperty includes separate guesthouse, barn with two 13-foot doors, machine area and separate office. A 21-barrel winery with a 3,000 bottle rack room ready for fall production. On a 25-mile bike traiil near TSP, Metro North, Stewart Airport, 1-3/4 Hours from NYC. Motivated Seller 914-475-8821 8455-462-6888

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C21 Agaw wam Albertson Operating sports bar/ grill, outdoor beer garden with Sag Harbor: Home/ office building lot with newly constructed 2800 sq. ft potato barn on 2.7 acres with new 24 x 40 house foundation. All permits and utilities in place. Lease $3k/ mo, Sale $995,000, partnerships available 516-383-1598

newlyy built 3 bedroom, 2 bath, huge 2 car garage, on 2 acre corner lot.

Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Staging Planner Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303

Realtor Listings All for $550,000.

Southampton: Just under 1.5 acre building lot, with common driveway, utilities, and 85 x 135 ft building envelope. Health Dept. permit in process. $739,000. 631-283-6385, 973-650-1721.

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Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties 4 New Town Lane, East Hampton 631-324-7850 Year round rental in Clearwater beach Enjoy the private association beach in this reasonably priced year

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3 BR, 2 Bth, detached 2 car

Southold Dutch Colonial 4 bedroom, pool, large deck, 2 fireplaces, professionally landscaped on 1 acre, privacy & short walk to beaches. Reduced to $839,999. Sale by Owner 631-765-1618

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round rental. 3 bdrm and 2 bth and nice separation between rooms. $2,100 per month. IN#83092 Perfect approximately 15 minutes distance to East Hampton Village shops and restaurants, with 3 bdrm, 3 bth, cathedral ceiling living room with fireplace, full kitchen, dining, outside dining, finished basement with game room, den/office, htd pool and 2 tennis courts. Available yearly $3750 a month. IN#59168

Southampton, Great Opportunity! 3 bdr, 3.5 bath home, with beautiful water views from 2nd story! Central Vac, hardwood floors throughout, country porch and ready to move in. Room for pool and close to all. $699,000 Exclusive IN#34429 East Quogue, Farm Style Home In Country Setting. Unique home featuring master bedroom with bath plus 2 guest rooms, 1.5 baths, living room, eat-in-kitchen / dining area, laundry room, beautifully landscaped, heated inground pool, hot tub, 2 car garage / workshop. $699,500 Exclusive IN#50289

East Quogue, Beautiful Property In Southampton Pines, 4 bdrm, 3 bth, formal dinning room, kitchen with Located minutes from East Hampton breakfast room, living room, great village & 3 Mile Harbor this 2 story room with fireplace, 2 car garage, full contemporary home offers privacy basement, 20x40 heated pool & beauand convince. It features 4 bdrm, 3 tiful landscaping. $1,195,000 Exclubth, CAC, fireplace, Pool, 2 car gasive IN#54733 rage. Available yearly $55,000 Hampton Bays, Magnificent WaterIN#94365 front Victorian Colonial. Views of Contemporary close to town has 4 Dune Road, gunite pool, new bulkbdrm, 4 bth. Master on 1st floor, soar- heading & dock, designer EIK, MBR ing ceilings and a very cool loft suite, 3+ additional bedrooms and 2.5 space. Ample decking surrounds the baths, formal LR with FP & dining heated pool on 1.67 private acres. room. Possible in-law accommodaFull basement and CAC. MD/ LD tions with separate entrance. $35,000; YR /RD $48,000. IN#69578 $1,990,000 Exclusive IN#55050 Sunny 2000 sq ft farmhouse in Springs has 5 bdrm, 2.5 bth, beautiful pool on 1.20 acres. Available MDLD $55,000;July $25,000; August $30,000. IN#69332 Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties 99 Jobs Lane, Southampton 631-283-5400

Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties 148 Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631.288.0400 East Quoo gue On .46 acres with pool, hot tub, and deck, this renovated Traditional has 4 bedrooms including a main level guest suite, 4 baths, family room, 3-sided fireplace, and dining area. IN# 39342 Exclusive $875,000

Hamptt on bays 6 bdrm 4 BA home. Plenty of parking,attached 1 car garage, with full partially finished basement $519,000 Exclusive IN#35011

Westhampton Beach this 1 bedroom, 1 bath apt. with private deck overlooks an infinite expanse of ocean and sky. Pristine beaches, bay Southampton adorable one bedroom access, heated pool, tennis, excellent cottage is situated on .63 of an acre sunrises provide a resort-like ambiand has great potential for expansion. ance. In# 40779 Exclusive $355,000 $550,000 Exclusive IN#26018 Hampton Bays Totally updated with Southampton new renovated Ranch 5bdr-2bth. The upstairs apt has with 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. 3bdr-1bth- LR-DR-EIK and large Kitchen, Living Room, Open space deck. The ground level apt has Living. Great location Close to All. 2bdr-1bth- LR- EIK and brick patio. $599,000 Exclusive F#71752 Room for pool. Great investment property. In# 43084 Exclusive Southampton floors 5 bedrooms 2 $595,000 bathrooms. Third floor bonus room that can be transformed into anything Westhampton This 1 bedroom that fits your family. $929,995 Exclu- Oceanfront apt. offers a private tersive IN#55773 race with unobstructed ocean views. Beautifully manicured grounds, deck Open House Sat & Sun 12:00-3:00 and promenade with heated pool. The Villas are privately located in Watch sunsets and barbecue beneath Southampton Village,456 Old Town the stars. IN# 40163 Exclusive Road, Villa 200 Southampton, NY $360,000 $2,450,000. IN#13442 Quogue this lovely spot has been hidSouthampton 2.5 bath contemporary den away for many years and can be with water views. There is an excelall yours. With 4 bedrooms and 3 full lent kitchen and great room entertain- baths, a new gourmet kitchen, heated ment area. Relax next to a beautifully pool and full basement this property landscaped heated pool. $819,000. is special. In# 55517 Exclusive IN#34998 $995,000 Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties 544 Montauk Hwy, East Quogue 631-653-3535 Haa mpton Bays Short Sale, Huge Potential. This home features 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, eik, living room, deck over looking Shinnecock Canal.

CORCORAN Amagansett Office 140 Main Street Renovated in the Dunes. Amagansett. All new inside and out. 4 bedroom, 2 bath, large deck, outdoor shower. Exclusive $1.95M WEB#

Realtor Listings 26240 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 Co-op by the Sea. Amagansett. Oceanfront resort. Furnished, rentable 2 bedroom, 2 bath. Pool, tennis. Exclusive $800K WEB# 34192 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 Bridgehampton Office 1936 Main Street/2405 Main Street Rent to Buy + Free Car. Water Mill. 2 bedrooms, den, 3.5 baths, CAC, heated pool, tennis, low cc. Exclusive $799K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 New Renovation Post and Beam. Water Mill. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, 1.4 acres, pool permit, bonus bldg. Exclusive $1.45M WEB# 54125 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 East Hampton Office 20 Main Street/51 Main Street Open House Sat. 5/3, 12-2PM. Designer Home - One of a Kind. Amagansett. Co-Exclusive $5.75M WEB# 55130 Bonny Aarons 516.383.0333, Janette Goodstein 516.380.7341 Sag Harbor Office 96 Main Street/Madison@Main Beach Bungalow. Sag Harbor. 2 bedroom by Long Beach and village, room for expansion and pool. Exclusive $499K WEB# 52616 Maureen Geary 631.725.3867 Deerfield Contemporary. Sag Harbor. Stunning. 4 bedrooms, media room, tennis, pool. Bright and open. Exclusive $1.695M WEB# 41945 Clare Tenkarian 631.725.4124 Southampton Office 88 Main Street/30 Nugent Street Open House Sat. 5/3, 2-4PM. Dir: Deerfield Rd. to Roses Grove Rd. to 166 Old Trail Rd. Large Home, Small Price. Water Mill. 5+ bedroom, 4 bath, htd pool. Private, quiet setting. Exclusive $1.245M WEB# 40097 David Butland 631.204.2602 Village Charmer. Southampton. Renovated 2 bedroom cottage. Room to expand. Beautiful property. Exclusive $1.285M WEB# 31092 Gloria Doyle 631.702.9227

Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631 324-6100 www.devlinmcniff.com Further Lane, East Hampton. 1. 2 acres close to Ocean. 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, maid’s quarters. Large living room with fpl, country eik with attached family area, fpl, large playroom, master bedroom w/ fpl. Heated gunite pool. Two-car garage, full basement. Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $14,500,000. IN#52331. Extraordinary New Residence by the Sea. One acre, comes with adjacent buildable acre. 5 bedrooms including master suite with master bath, balcony, and ocean views plus library/ media room, elegant living room, dining area and entry hall on main floor. Gourmet kitchen . Powder room, laundry/ utility room,two car garage, basement with high ceilings. 50 foot heated gunite pool Co-Exclusive. Jennifer D’Auria. $7,995,000. IN#55408. Montauk magic. Breathtaking Modern Home with Ocean Views Open flowing plan maximizes light and views. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms, kitchen , dining , Living room and media room. Master and balcony on

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Best of Both Worlds: Village & Country. East Hampton Village. A full 2/3 acre 7,000 sq. ft. of premium living space on three levels, 2,500 sq.ft. finished lower level with radiant heat and natural light. Gracious living room with fpl, professional kitchen with attached family room and fpl, library and junior master. Full master with large walk-in closet, enormous master bath plus two en-suite guest bedrooms. Wine cellar, full home theater with auditorium seating and wet bar, large gym, full bath with steam shower, a 16x 44 ft. heated gunite pool, a 200 sq.ft. pool house with kitchen, bath, outdoor shower and covered blue stone terrace, extensive landscaping and lawn, two car attached garage. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $4,350,000. IN#54869. Traditional Elegance in The Old Orchard. Beautifully sited on 1.45 acres in the sought after Old Orchard area of East Hampton. Just outside the Village of East Hampton. Custom designed and built 3,400 s.f. traditional home with heated 20x 40 pool, attached two car garage, full basement. 4 bedrooms, 4 baths plus an office. Casual country living with a large great room that opens to dining area and kitchen. Cedar shake exterior and roof plus lovely grounds. New Exclusive. $2,500,000. IN#40556.

Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 14 W. Montauk Highway 631.723.2721 Vacant Land• Sagaponack• 1,600,000 9.2 acres which includes. can be 4 acres each or 3 parcels of 2.1 acre each with variance, Exclusive F#63540, Web#H05705 Ranch• Hampton Bays• $415,000 If you are looking for a 2-1 in Hampton Bays w/big backyard for running around, you’ve found it. Call to make an appointment. Exclusive F#65735 Web#H0158919 Handyman Special• Riverhead• $279,000 Great home with potential due to the price. Commercial zoned and has a 1600 sq ft. shop in the back of the property. F#65612 Web#H35280 Ranch• Hampton Bays• $805,000 Lovely 1 story ranch on canal w/3bdrms and 2bths, room for pool. Located in quiet community. Minutes from ocean. Ready for your family to enjoy. Co-Exclusive F#65724 Web#H36549 Multifamily Dwellling• Westhampton• $850,000 Two homes on 2.4 acres. Room for pool. Call for details. Co-Exclusive F#65727

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Multifamily• Riverhead• $525,000 This house is in a great location a block or 2 from Downtown Riverhead located on a corner many possibilities Excl. F#64230 Web#H14969

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Renovated home• Hampton Bays• $449,000 New Andersen windows and doors. Charming 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath ranch is a must see! Perfect for summer dining, entertaining on private deck. Exclusive F#64529 Web#H15431 Cape• Hampton Bays• $440,000 Lovely 3-bed 2-bath home with an attic and a full basement on half an acre and a separate 2 car garage that can be used as a shop for a business. Plenty of room on the property for an expansion to create your dream home, 3 min from the beach. Exclusive F#65833 Web#H37851 Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 134 Jessup Ave. 631.653.6700 Oceanfront Westhampton Beach• MD- LD $208,000• July $90,000• August $110,000 • Best location, swim in the ocean and enjoy this 7 bedroom, 6.5 bath spectacular retreat. This immaculate home awaits your arrival. In between the bridges in beautiful Westhampton Beach. Exclusive. #251131. Web#H0251131. Luxury Living• Hampton Bays• $1,125,000• This gorgeous traditional home was built to impress, with an open floor plan, large bedrooms, a gourmet eat-in-kitchen, and beautifully detailed bathrooms. Outside deck and patio surround the pool and built in spa, and a basketball court adds a nice touch to the side yard. The quiet upscale neighborhood makes this house perfect for year round living or seasonal enjoyment. Exclusive. #63532. Web #H55186. Custom Home with Pool and Tennis• East Quogue• $1,700,000• This professionally designed home is in move in condition, has beautiful new kitchen with cherry cabinetry, granite counters and stainless appliances. There are 4 bedrooms, 3 updated baths, including a master bedroom suite with adjoining hot tub room a formal dining and living room with custom built-in bar, cabinets and fabulous stone fireplace, and finished basement with media room and staff/guest room and bath complete this home. Exclusive. #63448 Web# H55079

Quogue• $3,195,000• Fantastic location, plus the ability to expand or build is rare on the water , this 1.4 acre homesite gives you that opportunity, you won't have to compromise your dream. Approximately 100' of bulkheading seperate dock, room for three or four boats,and easy access to the Quogue Canal. Includes 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, air conditioning, fireplace, eat-in-kitchen , dining area, large living room, den/office, detached 2-car garage, and room for pool. Folio 54829.

Realtor Listings wood floors,updated boiler,roof, sprinklers, 200 amps, a boaters dream, great boating. Folio 63687. East Quogue• $599,000• All the necessities for luxurious living, this beautifully renovated 2-bedroom, 2-bath Ranch, landscaped for privacy, boasts cathedral ceilings & skylights creates a bright and spacious feeling throughout, patio, hardwood floors, sprinklers. Located at the end of the private street is a private beach and boat dock. Folio 42784.

East Quogue• 2,995,000• Luxury abounds in this approx. 6,000 sq.ft. 5 bedrooms, 6 full baths Post Modern. Featuring 3,000 sq.ft. finished baseWesthampton• $589,999• Re-locament with gym, 1st flr Master ensuite tion forces sale of this 14 month old with 15 ft. ceilings, 4 wood-burning luxury condo.. Appointed in true fireplaces, 14 zones of radiant heat, Hampton style, this lovely one level mahogany fully equipped bar, heated boast's living room with gas fireplace, pool, too many amenities to list. large eat-in kitchen, formal dining F#65172. room, master and guest bedroom, two car garage, and laundry room. The East Quogue• $4,500,000• The 2.2 living room, master bedroom, kitchen acre property is divided into two parand rear yard patio overlook the pine cels, with a vast 225' expanse of wide barrens. Folio 64024. open bulkheaded bayfront. The waterfront parcel is completely natural Flanders• $675,000• This exceptionand includes coveted Dec & Town ally maintained home includes 3 bedpermits to replace the existing sea rooms, 2 baths, eat-in kitchen, living wall. Charming 3 bed/ 3 bath"Sumroom with fireplace, dining area and mer Of '42 "cottage in place with outlarge deck. Finished lower level ofdoor decks and maginificent water fers a second kitchen, living room, views. Endless possibilities for a subbedroom and full bath, perfect for a stantial future home with tennis & Mother Daughter or private guest pool. F#58569. apartment. Folio 65061.

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G reat Location. Immaculate 3-bedroom, 2-bath house is perfect family home with high privet, lovely garden and specimen trees on .33 acres. Great room with fireplace and open dining, cozy kitchen, finished basement with high ceilings and full bath. Web#40565. Exclusive. $599,000. Victoria VanVlaanderen 631-537-3200 ext.106 or 516-840-3836

Fleets Neck with Creek Views Cutchogue Colonial with 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, gourmet kitchen with stainless steel appliances and granite countertops. Spacious Master Bedroom Suite with deck. Oak floors throughout. Close to sandy beach. Beach Rights Web#28612 . $659,000 . Mattituck Office 631-298-0600

Custom Built. Bright 3-bedroom, 2-bath Mattituck contemporary on 1.65 acres with views of James First time listed.. This 3 bedroom, 2 Creek. Incredible details throughtout. bath Sag Harbor Saltbox is located di- Living room with fireplace, kitchen rectly on the pond. With 1.2 acres with granite counters, dining room there is room to expand. Web#37487. with vaulted ceilings, family room Exclusive. $995,000. Jane Holden with fireplace opens to patio 631-725-2233 ext.114 or $969,000 Web#39982 . Mattituck Of631-987-8804 fice 631-298-0600

Historic Sag Harbor Village home . On .70 acre with heated gunite pool and writer's studio/poolhouse, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, living room with fireplace and relaxing sun room. Large property with beautiful landscaping. Web#38516 Exclusive. $1,495,000. Barbara Stone 631-537-3200ext103or 516-429-8444

Private with all Amenities. Beautiful 4,500 sq. ft. Traditional offers 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, 3 fireplaces, formal dining, chef's kitchen with breakfast area and family room. Covered decks, TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Westhampton Beach• $999,000• East Hampton Office o 631-324-8080 screened in porch, jacuzzi and heated Beautiful waterfront condo with boat free form pool on 1.37 acres. 1TownandCountry.com slip. The main level includes a renoWeb#35853. Co-Exclusive. vated kitchen, dining area, half bath, $1,995,000. Jane Holden Clear Water Beach Association. large living room, and sliders to an 631-725-2233ext114or 631-987-8804 Three bedroom, 1 bath Ranch with elevated deck. Your master bedroom garage and room for pool. Clearwater TOWN AND COUNTRY RE E with bath and guest bedroom with Beach Association rights include boat bath are on the upper level. The lower sip, mooring, and deeded beach acWesthampton Beach Office o level hosts a family room with wet 631-288-3030 cess. Excellent starter house. bar, wine cooler, bar frig, full bath, 1TownandCountry.com Web#38938. Exclusive. $499,000. laundry room with washer & dryer. Bob Steiner 324-8080 ext. 41 or Remsenburg waterfront with dock. Folio 65510. 917-561-3423 Magnificent 3,200 sq. ft. Nantucket style home in relaxing Remsenburg Center Moriches• $999,000• SpecSouth of Highway Estate Section. with a nautical flair along with 4 bedtacular Big Water views on Sinex Georgica Beach house with 5 bedCreek. Dock your boat in your private rooms, 4 baths, den, dining room, and rooms, 3 baths, 2 fireplaces, hardwood floors, granite countertops, slip outside your home with 180ft fireplace set on an acre with heated CAC, decking and so much more. with bulkhead, with direct acess to Gunite pool. Close to ocean. IrreWeb#50703. Exclusive. $1,775,000. Moriches Bay. This 4 bed, 3 bath placeable at this price. Web#42875 Ron Belmont 631-288-3030 ext.102 home featues privacy, wide plank Exclusive. $4,600,0000. East Hampor 631-793-5987 ton Office 631-324-8080

TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Southold Office o 631-765-0500 1TownandCountry.com Southold Creek Front . Four bedrooms, 2.5 baths, great room & library both with Pennsylvania fieldstone fireplaces, gourmet kitchen, decks with forever views plus wide plank floors, antique barnsiding and hand hewn beams, making this a special home. $1,695,000 Web#40119. Southold Office 631-765-0500

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Ranch in Gracious Setting• Hampton Bays• $495,000 • Sitting pretty is this lovely ranch in a country setting. Wood burning stove in living room adds charm as does the inviting dining room. Kitchen with sunny breakfast area. Three bedrooms, two baths. Laundry room on first floor. Full finished basement boasts spacious family room. Enjoy the deck and spacious yard with room for pool. The place to be for your Hampton getaway. Exclusive. F#65962

Near Peconic• Hampton Bays $299,000 This 2-3 bedroom home has more to offer than just the Peconic: hardwood floors, fireplace, sun porch, Beach Community Ranch with Boat and hot tub. Exclusive F#64411 Slip • Flanders• $449,000• ImmacuWeb#H23029. late 2 bedroom ranch, with den, new kitchen, bath, CAC, deeded boat slip Gambrel• Hampton Bay • $600,000 and only steps to a sandy beach. ExStep back in time with this cozy clusive #58582. Web #HO158582 Gambrel roof style house that sits atop a hill and wake-up to stunning views of sunrise on Shinnecock Bay! Southampton Land Opportunity • Private and wooded 1.3 acre retreat F#65045 Web#H28997 only minutes from Southampton village, ocean, ponds and bays. Room Private Setting• Hampton Bays• for 5 bedroom house, pool, cabana $725,000 Great house with guest and generous gardens. Health permit quarters on first floor, possible in place. $558,000 F#344701 mother/daughter, sited on 2.5-acre Thomas Knight 631.283.4343, flag lot. A very private setting with 917.468.1889 pool, tennis. Exclusive F#65674 Web#H35846 Prudential Douglas Elliman

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East Quogue. Land, including all permits, for house and pool, southern exposure, 500 ft. to beach and deeded dock. A spectacular location. Gated community. Shy .40 acre. Exclusive $419K F# 96559 / WEB# 5347 Patricia DeLuca 631.899.0505

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Open House. Saturday May 3rd. 1-3pm. 515 Old Stone Highway, East Hampton

Contemporary with 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pool, deeded access to Napeague Bay for swimming. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $2,250,000. IN#55837. Dir: Montauk Hwy. thru Amagansett Village to Cranberry Hole

Elegant traditional with eat-in kitchen, large great room, dining area, 4 bedrooms plus den (could be 5th bedroom). Heated gunite pool and large property. New Exclusive. David Zazula. $1,395,000. IN#35953

Open House. Saturday, May 3rd. 1 to 3pm. 41 Deep Woods Lane, Amagansett

Open House. Saturday, May 3rd. 1-3pm. 12 Old Orchard Lane, East Hampton

Spectacular 5,000 s.f. residence on 2 acs. in Bell Estate. Artist's studio, library, 6 bedrooms, heated gunite pool. Exclusive. Jack Kelleher. $2,595,000.Dir: Rte.27 to Abrahams Landing to Fresh Pond to Deep Woods

Custom 3,400 s.f. traditional home with heated pool, 4 brs and 4 baths plus office. 1 . 5 acre grounds across from large ag reserve. New Exclusive. $2,500,000. Dir: Cedar Street or Hands Crk to Old Orchard

Open House. Sunday, May 4th. 1-3pm. 313 Gerard Drive, East Hampton

Open House. Saturday, May 3rd. 1-3pm. 12 Gallatin Lane, East Hampton

Sunset and sunrise water views. 3 bedrooms, living room, kitchen, basement, large deck. Exclusive. David Zazula. $1,295,000. IN#10472. Dir: Springs Fpl. Rd. to Gerard Drive.

Waterfront with sunset water views. Path to sandy beach. House can be renovated or footprint for new home. Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $2,650,000. Dir: 3 Mile Harbor Rd to Flaggy Hole Rd. to Gallatin.

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EAST HAMPTON’S only gated beach and marina community offers this well-maintained three bedroom home including a separate family room with wood burning stove, attached garage, renovated kitchen with skylight and built-in pantry, lush gardens and a very private lot where your pool can go! Best in its class! IN# 53294 EXCLUSIVE $575,000.

NEW EXCLUSIVE! Unique home in gated bay beach and marina community with 4 BRs, 2 BAs, LR w/gas fpl. Wait! There’s More! Attached mother/daughter studio w/bath, laundry & separate entrance. Wait! There’s More! Separate family room w/wbf. Wait! There’s More! Situated on 1 acre. Room for pool! Wait! There’s more! Walk to water! IN# 13526 $799,000.

UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY home offers an expansive foyer, a double sized living room with vaulted ceiling, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air conditioning, a lovely country kitchen overlooking a heated pool and a wonderful brick terrace all on a lush landscaped acre. IN#51140 EXCLUSIVE $2,950,000.

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