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Spectacular oceanviews surrounded by national park quality Dunescape. 5,600 sq. ft., 5 BR, 5.5 BA, custom millwork & cabinetry, 3 fplcs & 2-car garage. Heated gunite pool w poolhouse bar area. Part of a 7-lot oceanfront enclave that shares 27 acres of pristine oceanfront. Dir: On Montauk Highway thru Amagansset village on the right before Cyril’. Exclusive. F#47613 | Web#H0147613.

/LOL(OVLV[ 6DWǧSP %HDFK3OXP&Wǧ Breathtakingocean/duneviews.4,000sq.ft,5BR,5.5BA,central air & garage. One of a kind custom millwork & cabinetry, solid mahogony windows & doors, fantastic eat in kitchen. Chlorinefree heated pool & spa w outdoor ďŹ replace & sauna. Natural landscaping. Exclusive. F#47189 | Web#H0147189.

$PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH  6XQǧSP /DXUHO+LOO/DQHǧ Everything is a delight in this 6BRs/6+BAs two-story nicely set on 1.70 acres. Some of the special features of this newly-built residence are basement and attractive pool. 4 ďŹ replaces. Here are great looks, plus lots of great living! Exclusive. F#67684 | Web#H13962.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP 2OG0RQWDXN+Z\ǧ Best buy south of the highway in Amagansett. This home sits on .85 of an acre and enjoys a great deal of privacy. 3 BR & 2 BA w full basement, gracious livingroom w ďŹ replace & ooded with light. Large private backyard and pool with lots of decking. Very close to the ocean beach. Exclusive. F#68886 | Web#H52928.




Newly renovated, 2-story, shingle-style home with pool and tennis. Open interior is designer-furnished. 4 BRs, 4 BAs, area dining with ďŹ replace, and country kitchen with top-of-the-line appliances. Flagstone patio, 20x40 gunite pool. Co-Exclusive. F#250064 | Web#H24844.




Glamorous 5,000 s.f. traditional. Sitting area opening to the dramatic, grand LR with FP, and wall of windows overlooking elegant pool, pool house, 3-car garage. There are 6 BRs, 7.5 bths.1st r master suite has library. Only blocks to Georgica Beach. Dir: rte 27 , south on baiting hollow( cross st. from getty station) right on east hollow. F#61167 | Web#H52137. CoExclusive.

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DWǧDPSP 7KUHH0LOH+DUERU5RDGǧ Immaculate traditional with open oor plan and stunning harbor views. 5,200 sq. ft., 5 BRs, 6.5 BAs, full acre on a hill, gunite pool, chef’s kitchen, 3 ďŹ replaces, steam shower and so much more! Across from Three Mile Harbor boat yard. F#57202 | Web#H0157205.





Almost four acres. 4 br, 2 BA chalet with water views, across the street from Halsey Marina in beautiful Three Mile Harbor. Also available for summer rental at $40,000. Dir. Mtk Hwy to North Main St. bear left at Three Mile Harbor Sign 1 mi. to Copeces. Exclusive. F#68334 | Web#H14429.

Move right into this large, well maintained, updated home. Custom cabinets, central vac., stainless steel appliances, furnace replaced in 2008 as per homeowner. Tri level custom built home. Dir: Springville Rd. to Nassau Road, right onto Graham Road, to Stony Court. F#69162 | Web#H20070.

Savor life in this brand-new 5 BR 4+BA Traditional. Spacious great room, secluded den, library, family room, formal dining room. 3 ďŹ replaces heated gunite pool, 3 car garage. 6,000 sq.ft. of living space on 1.4 acres. Classic hospitality. Exclusive. F#62298 | Web#H35715.






4BR, 4BA, 2-story Contemporary with eat-in kitchen, woodburning stove, on one acre with heated pool. F#69315 | Web# H22236.

A charming 2-BR, 1 BA Ranch in a wonderful neighborhood, located south of the highway. This move-in condition home features eat-in kitchen, hardwood ooring, basement, town water. Convenient to beaches, town, and transportation. Right style, right price! Dir: South on Ponquogue left to to Kyle to right on Wakeman to left on Riverdale Dr. F#67601 | Web#H14343.



Cute Contemporary 1500 sq.ft. Saltbox on private, wooded .95 acre of natural landscaping. Open great room has cathedral ceiling and sliders to deck. 2 BRs and 1 BA on second oor, and 1 BR and 1 BA on ďŹ rst. Hardwood ooring, full basement and air conditioning. Dir: 27 to Stephen Hands Path to Seaton to Prospect Blvd. Exclusive. F#250325 | Web#H19697.

0RQWDXN2IȊFH 6DWǧSP 6FDOORS$YHQXHǧ Two blocks from Three Mile Harbor beach. Surrounded by beautiful waterfront homes. Also for rent - 40k full season. 2/3 of an acre private wooded property, 3 br., 2 bths, gunite pool. Mtk Hwy, North on Stephan Hands left on Hands Creek, Right on Clamshell, left on Scallop. Exclusive. F#66654 | Web#H14967.


6XQǧSP 2OG0RQWDXN+Z\6DOW6HD8QLWǧ 4 BR, 4.5 bth, 3,600 sq. ft. corner unit villa, has wide-plank hardwood oors, granite kit countertops, AAA appliances. Bths feature sensual custom tiles, with ďŹ ttings by Waterworks. Many amenities. Unparalleled vistas with 180 degree view. Dir: old montauk highway....1 property west of gurneys. F#67395 | Web#H20840. Co-Exclusive.





6DWǧSP &HGDU'ULYHǧ Pristine and great value! Appealing 3-BRs/2-1/2-BAs Traditional-style. This intriguing two-story boasts ďŹ replace. Central air and basement. Many upgrades. Adjacent to reserve. Dir: Three Mile Harbor Rd. to Hog Creek Rd. to Sycamore Dr. Right on Cedar Dr. Exclusive. F#67655 | Web#H18439.


This bright and cheery Condo offers an attractive open oor plan, including vaulted ceilings and skylight , 2 BRs, 2 BArooms, eat-in kitchen and dining area, living room with Fireplace, Full basement, Garage, Brick Patio, and Pond View. One of the best Move-in condition Condos available. Dir: Route 58 to Ostrander Avenue, travel North to Saddle Lakes, to #139 Scenic Lake Drive. F#66873 | Web#H21717.

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Luxurious living in Southampton Pines. 6 BR, 9 BA. Mediterranean Mansion nicely sited on 1.71 acres. Grand living room, 2 ďŹ replaces, hospitable guest quarters, library. Chef’s dream gourmet kitchen, master suite on ground level. Basement with exercise, media, game rooms, bar/lounge area. F#62890 | Web#H15791.

4XRJXH2IČŠFH 6XQǧSP 0DOOR\'ULYHǧ This custom-built home with attention to all the ďŹ nest details with precise craftsmanship and mostly eco-friendly offers custom cabinetry with granite countertops, Sub-Zero’s, 2 Bosch dishwashers, Wolf double oven & wine refrig. Formal dining room with custom built panel ows into living room. Dir: Sunrise to exit 65, west on Montauk Hwy to Emmett Dr. “Southampton Pines “over bridge turn left all the way on your right hand side, #169. F#68527 | Web#H21050.





Modern 4 BRs- 1.7 acres, light ďŹ lled, Central Air, Pool, Spacious. North off Montauk Hwy onto Sagg Rd. just after crossing small bridge veer Left at the fork onto Toppings Path, 1st left on Haines Path, Right on Long Pond Trail. Exclusive. F#56651 | Web#H0156651.



6DW 6XQǧSP 6HERQDF5RDGǧ Located in Sebonac section of Southampton, this handsome stucco home lies within a mile of Shinnecock, and three other, golf clubs. Formal LR and DR. Gourmet kitchen with marble counters and center island. Finished basement. Decks overlook garden setting with heated gunite pool & manicured grounds. Dir: From Tuckahoe School, west on Sebonac Rd past Tuckahoe Lane, 100 yards on right. F#61300 | Web#H23660.

4XRJXH2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧSP 1RUWK0DJHH6Wǧ Gracious 4,200 sq. ft. cedar traditional, 5 BRs, 4 BAs, ďŹ replace, eat-in kitchen, great room, 2-car garage with room above/separate entrance, deck and permit in place for pool. Exclusive. Dir: CR 39, north on North Magee Street. F#52933 | Web#H0152933.

6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP :RRGELQH3ODFHǧ Custom-built 5 BR 3 BA Southampton home. Open oor plan with ďŹ nished walk-out basement, detached garage with recreation loft and heated pool with manicured lawn. Dir. From Southampton Village take North Sea Road to Majors Path to Woodbine Place. Exclusive. F#65363 | Web#H21937.


A unique ďŹ nd nicely set on 1.12 acres. Swimming pool goes with this 4BRs/3+BAs Contempo. Ideal offerings include formal dining room, basement and ďŹ replace. Spacious great room. Lovely place to treasure! Exclusive. F#67410 | Web#H40166.



Built in 2008, this brand new traditional on .37 of an acre with all the bells and whistles. Featuring four bedrooms, and ďŹ ve and a half bathrooms. Open oor plan with gourmet kitchen, formal dining room, breakfast room and large living room with ďŹ replace. Upstairs there is a large master suite and three other guest suites. Outside there is a detached two-car garage, separate pool house and gunite pool all on landscaped grounds. F# 63841 | Web# H62126.



Set on 2 acres, this farm-style home, built in 1984 and expanded in 1991, features 6,000 sq. ft., 5 BRs, 6 BAs, gourmet kitchen with dining area, living room with ďŹ replace and ofďŹ ce. Rear decks & gardens lead to tennis court & cabana. Exclusive. F#59463 | Web#H0159463.


WATER MILL 6DWǧSP 'HHUČŠHOG5RDGǧ You cannot go wrong with this rewarding 6BRs/6+BAs Traditional-style situated on 2.07 acres. Many comforts, including great room, formal dining room and hardwood ooring. 4 ďŹ replaces, cool pool. Splendid bookcased library, media room, jacuzz. Exclusive. F#62675 | Web#H53740.



Waterfront North Haven community, 48 ft gunite pool. Architect’s 4 BR 3 1/2 BA home with great room, gourmet kitchen, 3ďŹ replaces, a den/jr Master, living room. Dir: Ferry Road towards Shelter Island Ferry right on Shelter Island Ave, #26 on left. Exclusive. F#44112 | Web#H0144112.



Hurry to see this welcoming 2BRs/2BAs Rancher fronting on the canal. Fine residence offering basement, city water and washer/dryer. Private guest house, inviting pool. Hardwood ooring, warm and cheery ďŹ replace, complete appliance package. Dir: Ponquogue to Shinnecock Road, right on to Penny Lane, #6. F#68344 | Web#H14608.




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Stylish and pristine, this East Hampton Village summer rental has everything you need, including plunge pool, private grounds, renovated kitchen. Available for July for 22k or August for 28k. Sunset Lane off of Osborne. F#47908 | Web#H0247908.

Well built w many tasteful extras. 4,800 sq.ft., 6 BR (3 ensuite), 5 BA, formal dinning room , large den & full basement. Central air, 2-car garage and gunite pool all on a shy acre. Located in the near Northwest close to East Hampton & Sag Harbor on a quiet cul-de-sac. Exclusive. F#68986 | Web#H14182.




In Southampton village,centrally located, close to the hottest clubs and restaurants. Leave your car in the driveway and take the train, or the Luxury Hampton Liner, or the Jitney.The house offers 4 BRs, 4.5 BAs, with 18x45 gunite heated pool. Exclusive. F#60995 | Web#H13768.


Appreciate Hamptons style in this Gambrel-style, 5 BR, 4.5BA home. Designed for gracious living with vaulted ceilings, double-height windows, great room, professional-grade kitchen, family room, 3 ďŹ replaces, patios & heated, gunite pool. Exclusive. F#60420 | Web#H35711.


Waterfront with spectacular 180 degree bay view. Pristine, 6BR, 4.5BA traditional house sits on .44 acres, 300 ft. bulkhead, a slip for 36â&#x20AC;&#x2122; boat and pool overlooking the bay. Exclusive. Dir: West on Old Montauk Hwy, left on Old Fort Lane. F#67206 | Web#H35924.

Adjacent to a reserve affording private and tranquil surroundings, this 5 BR, 5 BA modern home is close to Village and Flying Point Beach. Sunlit and spacious living and dining open to pool, Jacuzzi spa, tennis court. South of highway retreat. Exclusive. F#61863 | Web#H13444.





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Travel with us to... NEW YORK YANKEE AND NEW YORK METS DATES ARE IN! New York Yankees: Sun., 6/7 TB, Sat., 7/18 DET, Wed., 7/22 BAL, Sat., 7/25 OAK, Wed., 8/12 TOR, Sat., 8/29 CWS, Mon., 9/7 TB, Sun., 9/13 BAL. New York Mets: Sun., 6/21 TB, Wed., 7/8 LAD, Fri., 8/21 PHI, Sat., 9/5 CHC, Sun., 9/6 CHC. Call or check our website for more information.

New England Castles and Mansions – 3-Day Tour – Tues.-Thurs. Jun. 9th-11th - $512 pp./do. See some of the exciting homes in the New England area. You will visit Blithewold Mansion & Gardens, Rosecliff Mansion, Breakers Mansion, Hammond Castle and Crane Estate at Castle Hill. There is also more in store for you on this great tour… like a New England Lobster bake!

“Hair” – Sat., Apr. 25th – $175 pp. – Hair has received rave reviews! The New York Times says “they’re tearing down the house” in this production. With a rock-musical score including enduring musical numbers like “Let the Sun Shine In,” “Aquarius,” “Hair” and “Good Morning Starshine”, Hair depicts the birth of a cultural movement in the ‘60s as told through a tribe of hopeful hippies living in New York City while war rages in Vietnam. Yankee Candle Village – Sat., Apr. 25th – $104 pp. – Discover an unbelievable mix of shopping, entertainment and dining in Deerfield, MA. The moment you arrive your nose knows it’s in for a “scent-sational” experience! There is much to see and do, including the opportunity to dip your own candle as a souvenir! Cape May, NJ – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tues., Apr. 26th-28th – $625 pp./do. – This fabulous tour is a complete delight. It begins with the world renowned Philadelphia Museum of Art audio tour of the Cézanne and Beyond exhibit, and continues as you take a step back in time at the Congress Hall hotel and have some wonderful tours and adventures, like a Trolley tour, exploration of Sunset Beach for Cape May Diamonds, experiencing Smithville, an historic living, working early American town set in the 1700’s and a Tea luncheon! “Guys and Dolls” – Wed., May 6th – $189 pp. & Wed., Jun. 17th – $197 pp. – A flyby-night gambler woos a Salvation Army lass, and a showgirl tries to hook the founder of "the oldest, established, permanent, floating crap game in New York."

Montreal and Quebec–6-Day Tour – Sun.-Fri. – Jun. 14th-19th - $1325 pp./do. - Montreal is a unique blend of old-world charm and new world glitz. Hampton Jitney is very excited to return to our Northern neighbors again this spring. There is a great deal to see and do, so come along for an exciting journey – you won’t be disappointed. You will have guided tours of Montreal, Basilique Saint Anne de Beaupré and Montmorency Falls, have some wonderful meals and do more sightseeing and shopping on your way home through Vermont & Massachusetts.

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Statue of Liberty & Ellis Island – Sat., 5/9 Brimfield Antique Show – Sat., 5/16 Wilderstein Mansion Tour with Hudson River Cruise – Sun., 5/17 The Cloisters & The Cathedral of Saint John the Divine – Thurs., 5/21 “West Side Story” – Wed., 6/3 Culinary Institute – Thurs., 6/4 “A Slice of Brooklyn” Tour & Luncheon – Sat., 6/6

“Chicago” – Sat., May 16th – $165 pp. – Chicago is a musical tale of "murder, greed, corruption, violence, exploitation, adultery and treachery—all those things we hold near and dear to our hearts." Paint the town red with merry murderesses Roxie Hart, Velma Kelly, their hotshot lawyer, Billy Flynn, and the iconic choreography of Bob Fosse.

West Point & Hudson River Cruise – Thurs., 6/11

Bronx Zoo – Sat., May 30th – $65 per Adult, $60 per Child (3-12 years old) – Take a walk on the wild side with award-winning, cutting-edge exhibits, such as the Congo Gorilla Forest, and featuring over 4,000 animals. Enjoy the Wild Asia Monorail, Skyfari Cable Car one-way, the Children’s Zoo, and Congo Gorilla Forest, Butterfly Garden, Bug Carousel and unlimited Zoo Shuttle.

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Ellis Island… “Taking a Chance on America: Bela Lugosi’s Ellis Island Story” (Living Theatre presentation) and lunch included – Sat., 5/30 – $85 pp. – Back by popular demand, you’ll be captivated by this Living Theatre production. The play portrays the immigrant experience of legendary movie actor Bela Lugosi—best known for his portrayal of Count Dracula, and features a reenactment of the Ellis Island inspection process. You will also have ample time on your own to explore this amazing museum.

Kutztown German Folk Festival – Sat., 6/27 The Clipper City Tall Ship Cruise & Top of the Rock – Sat., 6/27 “Rock of Ages” Musical – Sat., 7/11 World Yacht Dinner Cruise – Sat., 7/18 The Intrepid Experience – Sat., 7/18

SHOW TOURS INCLUDE – Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details.

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South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

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No Interviews Please Tip-Toeing from Tree to Tree to Avoid Paul Sidney By Dan Rattiner About 15 years ago, several sports car racing enthusiasts in the Hamptons decided they wanted to organize a car race through the streets of Bridgehampton in the summertime. Long before, when the Hamptons was all farming and fishing, some earlier race car enthusiasts — well motor car enthusiasts — had done just that. Speeds had exceeded 100 miles an hour in that earlier time (the 1930s) and it ended when a couple of people watching a race got killed on Sagaponack Road, but why not bring it back? “We’d have to do it a lot differently,” architect Guy Frost said. “We could just do it as a rally. Get antique cars, classic cars from that era and have them motor around for half a day amidst the heavy summer traffic. It could be a timed event. Not for speed, but for accuracy.” And so, the word went out. Posters were put up, ads were placed in newspapers, anyone with an antique car — pre 1950 — was called. “Shall we call Paul Sidney?” antique car enthusiast, Peter Mole, asked at one of the pre-event meetings. He was referring to the chief disk jockey, president and chairman of the local oldies station. “You don’t have to call him,” came the reply. This reporter covered that event 15 years ago for this newspaper. I had a pad and pencil and a camera around my neck and I wandered around. “In the Hamptons Too,” the sequel to Dan Rattiner’s popular memoir “In the Hamptons,” will appear in late spring, 2010, and this story about Paul Sidney will be in it.

About 40 automobiles were entered, and they were all shined and polished and waiting for inspection in rows in the field behind the Bridgehampton Historical Museum. They sparkled in the morning sun. There were Bugattis from the 1920s, Packards from the

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1930s, Austin Healeys from the late 1940s. In a tent next to the museum there was a registration table, coffee and donuts and people selling racing books and other paraphernalia. A few hundred spectators milled around. There were drivers and navigators, some of them in leather helmets with antique goggles pulled up. You couldn’t miss them. And of course, there was Paul Sidney. Sidney sat, that fine July day, in a lawn chair under the maple trees on the grass next to the sidewalk in front of the museum. He was a bit overweight, had black hair that fell over his forehead, white teeth, a potato nose and a showman’s smile. Next to him were two empty lawn chairs. And behind him, wriggling along the grass, were a bundle of

black wires that extended from a microphone he held to the giant WLNG news wagon parked at the curb with its motor running. It was painted gold and brown with WLNG in giant letters, beneath which was the painting of a microphone with lightning bolts coming out of it. It was true. You didn’t have to invite Sidney to anything. He just showed up. He’d been showing up since 1964 when he was 25 years old and one of the first employees at the station. And everybody loved that he did that. He showed up at high school football games, school plays, firehouse pancake breakfasts, church fundraisers and town fairs. Now, at 55, he was still showing up. And here he was. His very distinctive, enthusiastic, upbeat, chamber of commerce and get yourself up radio voice was everywhere. “Hey Dan!” he shouted into his microphone. Sidney’s voice came out over a loud speaker, sharp, demanding. He waved me over to one of the empty lawn chairs. What the hell. Everybody loved WLNG. Half the east end listened to it every day. I ambled over. “Now we’ve got Dan Rattiner of Dan’s Papers over here for a bit. Dan, what do you think of all these antique cars?” he asked. “Beautiful, beautiful,” I said into the microphone, getting into the rhythm. “It’s quite an event. I had no idea there were so many antique cars in the Hamptons. Everybody’s here.” “Think they’ll get tickets out on the road?” “No they won’t, Paul. Unless they break down. They can keep up with the traffic. They’ll look pretty weird, people will wonder what’s going on, but it will be quite all right.” (continued on page 16)

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Hamptons regulars and stars of “The Real Housewives of New York City” have been making headlines lately. After a legal battle with her boyfriend, Kelly Killoren Bensimon has been released from a modeling gig with Saks Fifth Avenue. Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has separated from her husband. And Alex McCord has lost her job at Victoria’s Secret, where she worked as a graphic designer. In better news, “Housewives” ratings are up 50 percent this season. * * * Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange star in the HBO production of Grey Gardens, a fictionalized take on the 1975 documentary that made famous the mother/daughter duo, Big Edie and Little Edie Bouvier Beale, former socialites who lived in near isolation in their rundown East Hampton mansion. See it on HBO, Saturday at 8 p.m. * * * East Hamptonite Alec Baldwin stars in Lymelife, a recently released movie that takes place on Long Island in the 1970s. It tackles both the minutiae of suburbia as well as the advent of our area’s battle with Lyme disease. * * * Hamptonite Star Jones recently ended a longstanding feud with former “View” co-host Rosie O’Donnell. The two are auctioning off a lunch date with them to benefit the Figure Skating in Harlem program, which provides girls with vital educational and skating opportunities that build self-confidence and academic achievement. * * * Stratis Morfogen, who has Philippe Restaurants all across the country, is finally opening one in the Hamptons. The Chinese chain is taking over the space on Three Mile Harbor Road in East Harbor that was the Kobe Club last year. * * * Hamptons resident Ann Liguori was broadcasting from Augusta National during The Masters last weekend on WFAN 660AM, as well as commenting on * * * A Casino Night to benefit Southold’s Kim Haeg, who was gravely injured in a 2004 car accident, will be held on Friday, May 8, from 7 until 11 p.m. at Raphael Vineyard on the North Fork. The evening will feature games, raffles, prizes, music, dancing, food and a full bar. For tickets and more information, contact Lorraine Haeg at 631-765-6856, or Anthony Testaverde at 516-729-1061. * * * Hampton Coffee Company’s Coffee Roastmaster, Dwight Amade, has been accepted into the national Roasters Guild. The Roasters Guild is the prestigious trade organization of the Specialty Coffee Association of America consisting of specialty roasters dedi(continued on page 31)

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Right in front of us, a couple with two kids, tourists, were standing there looking at us. Were these people from the radio station famous? After a few minutes they decided we were not. And so they walked on. We talked for a while, but now Sidney was looking over my shoulder to somebody else. “Hey, there’s our Town Supervisor Fred Thiele. Hey Fred?” Thiele was walking over. Sidney turned back to me. “Let’s get our supervisor in here for a minute to join us, okay?” he said. “Oh, wait,” he said, cupping a hand over his ear. He was wearing a wire. “We’ve got to break for a commercial. But we’ll be right back, with Dan Rattiner and Fred Thiele.” Now, coming out over the loud speakers was the recorded 10-second sing song signature of the radio station, some girl quartet, in harmony, singing the call letters of the station they had probably recorded 20 years before. WLNG plays it a hundred times a day. Still does. A band was in the background. It ended suddenly as it started, with the sound of a chime. Now, over the loud speaker, Sidney’s recorded voice was interviewing the recorded voice of Ben Hull, the longtime owner of Hull Chevrolet about his line of cars. Thiele came over and sat down. “So how is everything, Fred?” the real Sidney asked quietly. The Bridgehampton Grand Prix, as that event was called, was one of the major events of that summer of 1993. On the front lawn of the museum, across the sidewalk from Sidney, racing legend Jackie Stewart, also with a microphone, stood before a large crowd and interviewed the

antique car drivers at the starting line just moments before they each, one at a time, drove out into the “race course,” which was a side street leading out to the Montauk Highway. He and these special cars and drivers were about four feet up, on a wooden platform. The car engines thundered away, and at the foot of the ramp behind them were 40 more cars in a long row waiting to drive up onto the platform to be interviewed by Stewart. The cars made quite a racket. After the interview (a description of the car and its place in automotive history) a starter with a checkered flag counted down the time backwards from 10, and the car rumbled off down the other side of the ramp to the lawn in a puff of exhaust fumes (no catalytic converters for these antiques) while Stewart made more complimentary noises about the departing car in his famous Scottish accent. The crowd would cheer. Race day July 14, 1993 was a wonderful event. I wrote extensively about it in the paper the following week. And the week after that, sitting in my office, I got a call from Mole, the chairman of the event. “The committee would like you to be Master of Ceremonies at next year’s event,” he said. “Would you do that?” “Are you SURE you want ME to do this?” I asked. “We are.” I said I would be happy to. But what would I ask? And he told me just ask them to tell you about their cars. It would be easy. One after another. And so, the following year, I did just that. And since I was not Jackie Stewart, but the

local newspaper editor, I wore a tuxedo with a red bow tie to make myself look special. It was another wonderful time. Even more people attended and this time there were over 60 cars. And I did all the interviews with as much exuberance and enthusiasm as I could muster. Afterwards, I did my obligatory interview with Sidney, and, as I was leaving to go home, walking under the maple trees, Mole ran over to me. “Please do this again next year!” he said. “You liked it?” “Oh yes.” I was so happy. “Well then, I will.” * * * I just loved this event. And as the winter turned to spring in 1995 and the spring turned to summer, I imagined myself up there again, on the platform in my tuxedo, microphone in hand, interviewing the happy car drivers. I had to be there by 9:30 a.m. The first of the cars would head out at 10. And so early that morning, slowly and carefully, I once again dressed myself in my tuxedo. This would be my signature dress for MC-ing the race every year. I ate breakfast. I headed out at 9. It was another beautiful day. I parked across the street, in front of the Candy Kitchen and, as a strange man in a tuxedo, walked past Sidney in his lawn chair talking to Christie Brinkley and into the crowd by the platform to check myself in with Mole. The pennants were flying. The cars, even more than the year before, were lined up in the back, getting ready to move out into the line. (continued on page 28)

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Finally Famous Forever Saga of the Beale Ladies of East Hampton Continues on HBO By Dan Rattiner Many people want to leave a mark on the world for others to remember them by. Maybe it’s an Olympic gold medal. Or an Academy Award or a Nobel Prize. Maybe it’s just that you’ve been or tried to be a damn good parent to your children. Or maybe it’s that you’d like to be remembered for writing the great American novel. From 1915 to 2002 there lived a woman in East Hampton who wanted to be a famous

nightclub singer. A wealthy New York debutante, she gave it a try, but her mother was so much against it and embarrassed by it, that she gave it up. A few years later, her father left the family, never to return and never to leave them any money, and so her mother insisted that she return from school and move back to the family mansion in East Hampton and take care of her. The young woman never married. She put away her dream, and did as she was told. And

her mother then ran the house and drank and frittered away the time, and ran out of money until finally, by 1970, when the good daughter was 52, she was still living with her now sick and elderly mother, in this falling down mansion on West End Ave. in East Hampton, filled with the disgusting excrement of 22 cats and several raccoons. Neither of them owned a car. The daughter was named Edie Beale, known as Little Edie because her mother was also (continued on next page)

GREY GARDENS SCREENING TWINKLES WITH STARS By Debbie Tuma Last Saturday night, Hollywood came to the Hamptons with the pre-launch preview screening of the new HBO movie, Grey Gardens, at Goose Creek estate in Wainscott, followed by a dinner at the former estate of Big Edie and Little Edie Bouvier Beale, in the ocean estate section of East Hampton. The new film, which expands upon the former Grey Gardens documentary shot in 1973 and released in 1976 by the famous Maysles brothers, will premiere on HBO April 18 at 8 p.m. It stars Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange as Little Edie and Big Edie. About 100 people arrived at each of the two screenings of Grey Gardens, held in the private movie room at the spectacular, sprawling estate of Brian Bantry. At the 7 p.m. screening, the movie’s writer, director and producer, Michael Sucsy, walked among attendees waiting to be seated in the theater. “I’m excited to finally be showing my movie in the Hamptons, and I can’t

wait to see the reaction of people out here,” said Sucsy, who said he spent the past six years researching and writing the script. He said his reason for making this movie was that after seeing the first Grey Gardens film, shot by Albert and David Maysles, he wanted to learn more and show more of the lives of Big and Little Edie Beale. “The Maysles brothers came out here and shot their movie in six weeks during 1973, when Big Edie was 77 and Little Edie was 56,” said Sucsy. “It was such a great movie, but it got me wanting to know even more about these two fascinating women. So I decided to research their pasts and how they got to the point of staying together in this decaying, 28-room mansion, as it looked during the 1970s.” Albert Maysles, of Manhattan, was also brought on as a production advisor for this film. In the new film, Sucsy spans more than 40 years of the Beales, telling the true, behind-the

scenes story of this eccentric mother and daughter. They were relatives of Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy, (portrayed by Jeanne Triplehorn), whose family also had an estate in East Hampton. Sucsy’s film focuses on what happened before the Maysles made their iconic documentary, which started a cult following of Grey Gardens fans. It tells their whole rags-to-riches story in a bittersweet and yet endearing way. Executive producers Sucsy, Rachael Horovitz and Lucy Donnelly were all out in East Hampton for the screening and dinner party. The film also stars Ken Howard as Phelan Beale (Big Edie’s lawyer husband), Daniel Baldwin as Julius “Cap” Krug (a married man who has an affair with the young Little Edie), Malcolm Gets (who has an affair with the young Big Edie), Arye Gross as Albert Maysles, and Justin Louis as David Maysles. Parts of the film are “a movie within a movie,” (continued on page 20)

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named Edie, and during the earlier years when the family came over to visit before the place stank so bad they couldn’t anymore, they called the mother Big Edie. In 1973, a man delivering food to this home came out the front door, drove back to Fedi’s Market on North Main Street, and told the boss the place was a health hazard. The boss called the town police, who sent down an ordinance inspector. After that, the Board of Health was called. At the time, the matter was dutifully noted in all the local newspapers at the time, including Dan’s Papers. I never met Big and Little Edie Beale because I never went to Grey Gardens. I was just a local boy. They were wealthy WASP women, apparently abandoned by their blue blood family, either because they didn’t want any help or nobody wanted to give it to them. They were, respectively, the niece and aunt of the former first lady of the United States, Jackie Bouvier Kennedy, now Jackie Onassis. It wasn’t my place to intrude, though I certainly could report about it. Now, it appears, Little Edie, after her passing, is going to get her wish, not because she was a nightclub singer, but because she was Little Edie. And her mother, Big Edie, will be having her story live forever, too. The media attention brought by Dan’s Papers and the other newspapers at the time



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has cascaded onward and upward right through until this day and now, it appears, on and on into the future. Much of the attention features major filmmakers and motion picture stars. And who knows where it will ever end? The media attention sparked the interest of two young documentary filmmakers of that era, David and Albert Maysles, who had a studio in New York City. A year or two earlier, a friend told them that Jackie Kennedy’s sister, Lee, wanted to make a documentary about her happy life as a wealthy rich girl. The Maysles met her, and she gave them a long list of things in her life that she wanted them to film, which included Big and Little Edie. The arrangement with the Maysles never worked out. The Maysles later said that Lee was unhappy with a preview version they did for her. So that never happened. Then, the articles appeared in Dan’s Papers. The Maysles came through the vines, stepped over some cats asleep on the sagging and filthy front porch steps and knocked on the door. Little Edie answered. A documentary about them? Her dreams of becoming a singing star would be assured. She asked her mother. And her mother reluctantly agreed to let them in. And so the documentary was made, a full-length movie that came out in 1975, called Grey Gardens. It was a huge success. There was Little Edie, wearing a scarf made from a shirt wrapped around her head, talking about nightclubs. There was Big Edie, in her bed, drinking and complaining about her damned husband, who left her all those years ago. And there were the cats. There was not much left of the house, except it was disgusting. The documentary got the family of the Beales rallying to their side. Money was spent and the place cleaned up, at least a little. In the years that followed, Big Edie died. Little Edie got jobs at nightclubs singing but was so poorly reviewed she gave that up and moved to Palm Beach. The house got sold in 1979 to Ben Bradlee, the retired editor of the Washington Post, and his wife, a reporter from the paper, Sally Quinn. They fixed it up beau-

tifully. And they own it to this day. The name, Grey Gardens, stuck, of course. The house had been given that name when the Beales bought it and lived in it with servants and mother and father Beale during the 1920s. Now, the documentary made it famous. In 2003, a musical was written for Broadway called Grey Gardens, based on the documentary. It seemed an incredible and awful idea. It was amazing. Christine Ebersole played Big Edie, age 37, in the first act, which was set in 1933 when Little Edie, at 16, had her coming out party. Then came the second act. Christine Ebersole now played Little Edie, now 56, in 1973, just a month after the delivery boy turned them in. Ebersole won Best Actress in the Emmys and Golden Globes. The play won many honors, too, and remained on Broadway for two years. Now, Big and Little Edie are back again in East Hampton, this time played by Jessica Lange (Big Edie) and Drew Barrymore (Little Edie) as a motion picture. The movie, written and directed by Michael Sucsy and co-written by Patricia Rozema, will air Saturday night, April 18, on HBO at 8 p.m. In Grey Gardens, the REAL Grey Gardens, Little Edie made weird fashion statements with the slowly diminishing wardrobe she had been given as a young woman, including various jackets and trousers. For a while, it seemed her designs might become a fad or fashion. But it sort of fizzled out too. That was in 2004. I foresee a future in Little Edie fast food, in Big Edie wheelchairs, in Grey Gardens tshirts and in a huge novel and then a video game, based on the novel, based on the movie, based on the Broadway show, based on the documentary, based on what happened. And who knows what will happen after that? As the earth warms and life as we know it passes from the scene, perhaps those on other planets will refer to this place as Grey Gardens. I think Little Edie would like that very much. Provided, at the end, when the earth falls into the sun, she can sing a little song.


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The Quarter Goes Where? Hightailing out of Stockbridge in Search of a Cell Phone Signal By Dan Rattiner Chris and I were in Stockbridge, Massachusetts to see a friend back in early March. The morning was a snowstorm and the early afternoon was bright sunshine to show it off. We spent the night at the Red Lion Inn, about four doors down from a place that many years ago had been Alice’s Restaurant. If you don’t know what that was about, ask an old timer. In any case, around dinnertime, we discovered that there is no cell phone service in Stockbridge. We’d been busy all day, offline, so

we hadn’t noticed. Now we wanted our messages, of course. And so, in disbelief at what we were being told, we tried getting our messages anyway. They were right. There are two pay telephones on the outside wall of a little shed on the north side of Main Street. The snow on the walkway to them had been plowed. But who the hell knows about payphones anymore? I think a quarter goes in the slot somewhere. But do you dial before or after? And how many minutes do you get until you need another quarter? And what if you don’t have another quarter? Also, it was eleven

degrees out. Forget it. I can’t believe I have forgotten how to use a payphone, but I have. There’s so many things, perfectly good things, that I have forgotten how to use. Cassette tapes. Videotapes. Eight tracks. I still have a record player and some 45s. And I know how to use that. It’s not everything. I can still click the button on the press and shoot Kodak camera. But there is something very special about cell phones, particularly Blackberries, which is what we used to have, and particularly (continued on page 22)

THE SOUTHAMPTON TIRE FOOD PANTRY LIVES!! By Dan Rattiner Two weeks ago Sunday, a Southampton Village building inspector shut down a private operation where people were feeding the hungry. It is a disgrace that they did this. Carol Whitby, who with her husband, Al, owns Southampton Tire, located across from the 7Eleven in the Village, can almost every day see through her business’s show windows day laborers, legal and illegal, lined up on the sidewalk in front of the 7-Eleven looking for work. Over the winter, as the severe downturn deepened, it was apparent to her they were not often getting picked up. And on a few occasions, people came into her store just trying to get warm. One particular man asked her for $2 so he could get something to eat across the way. She gave it to

him. The next day, when Sister Breige Levery of the Sister of Mercy Church in Water Mill came in for work being done on her car there, Whitby told her what had happened. Sister Breige suggested that she solicit funds from the parishioners of her church, have volunteers prepare food and that food be brought over and given away in the lobby of Southampton Tire. The soup kitchen opened. It was open for one week. Then came the shut down. Turns out a patriotic American named Tom Wedell who almost every day carries signs and pickets in front of the 7-Eleven against illegal immigrants on behalf of the Anti-Illegal Immigrant Association — which he has every right to do — decided to expand his operation to

include the enforcement of what he believes to be laws against feeding illegal immigrants. He went into the 7-Eleven when he saw people taking food across the street to give to the hungry people at Southampton Tire and demanded they stop allowing food to be taken out of the store. The store manager asked him to leave the 7Eleven, which he did, but he then went to the Town Hall to say that there was an illegal soup kitchen being run out of Southampton Tire. Apparently without anyone notifying the mayor about this, Assistant Building Inspector Chris Talbot, who in the absence of his boss, Town Building Inspector John Foster, was now in charge, went out to observe the violation. (continued on page 22)

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since Sucsy shows the makthe two screenings. ing of the first Grey Gardens “I thought they did a great documentary, with the job of imitating everything in Maysles Brothers first arrivthis house,” said Bradlee. “It ing at the Beale residence was such a moving experience and asking the Edies if he seeing the film come to life could make a film about that I cried.” them. He shows how the Frances Hayward, who Maysles become like a part rents Grey Gardens most of of the family. the year, said she was also Sucsy explained that he moved by the “tremendous actdecided to shoot the film in ing of Drew and Jessica, who Ontario, Canada, to save totally immersed themselves money on production. “It was in their roles.” cheaper to build a set up Quinn said the crew “had there than to shoot it in East called us to see if they could Hampton,” he said. Viewers shoot here, but all our friends will have a hard time notictold us not to. However, both ing the difference, since the Drew Barrymore and Jessica painstaking research that Lange came out and stayed Writer/Director Michael Sucsy went into this film left no marhere, and that was nice.” gin for error on the part of the cast and crew. Other guests of the evening included Christie “We studied every detail of this house, from the Brinkley, Dick Cavett, Lynn Scherr, Steve Kroft, winding staircase in the front hall, to the portrait Joe Pintauro, Celia Maysles (daughter of the late over the fireplace, to the window frames,” said David Maysles) and Lois Wright of East Kent Bartram, a research director on the film. Hampton, an artist who lived at Grey Gardens “We wanted the viewers to think they were look- from 1975-1976, and who published a book about ing at East Hampton, with other shots scanning her experiences called, My Life at Grey Gardens. the village, done by computer imaging.” (Her next Grey Gardens exhibit will be held at Guests saw this in person, at an elegant dinner the National Arts Club in Manhattan on April party following the screening at the Grey 29.) Gardens mansion as it looks today. It was renoWright said she was “amazed at how wondervated by Ben Bradlee and his wife Sally Quinn, ful the new movie was. It really captured the who bought the dilapidated estate in 1979. The spirit of the Edies and of this house — it’s really couple entertained about 125 guests following accurate,” she said. “It’s so much fun being back

in this wonderful house.” Brinkley said she knows Barrymore, and that she loved her character in the new film. “I thought she looked so beautiful when she was playing Little Edie at 18, with her costumes and her make-up,” she said. “She made me feel protective of her, like I didn’t want anyone to make fun of her. I’ve always thought she was a great actress — she has a special kind of sparkle and glow, and she brings her signature smile to everything she does. I thought her character was so likeable for her strong spirit.” Brinkley appeared a long time ago in a Maysles film called, Beautiful Baby, Beautiful, an HBO special about modeling, filmed in Africa. Cavett, another guest, said he thinks Sucsy’s movie should receive an award for make-up. “The way they aged these two women was amazing,” he said. “They wore prosthetics. They had skin and hair changes — it was an artistic masterpiece.” In the movie, it took up to four hours a day for make-up changes, and up to 42 costume changes for Barrymore alone. Pintauro, of Sag Harbor, also praised the “artistic concentration.” He noted, “I found this film very moving, since there’s a little bit of Edie in all of us, and it also reminded me that in our own families, as people age, there are slightly dysfunctional relatives. It captured my heart.” On the night of Tuesday, April 14, the Grey Gardens cast walked down the red carpet to another star-studded party at the Ziegfeld Theater in Manhattan, to celebrate the HBO premiere this Saturday night at 8 p.m.

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iPhones, which we now have. I never before realized just how special. The other day, I got on the Hampton Jitney in Bridgehampton to go to New York and less than five minutes after we pulled out realized I had left my cell phone on my desk at the office there. I was so horrified, I kept patting my pockets over and over, as if by doing so it might show up. It didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. Next, right there on the bus, I thought to tell somebody at the office about this. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll call them. I checked for my cell phone once again, patting one pocket after another. Damn! I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even call anybody to tell them Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m missing my cell phone! As we headed out toward Water Mill and the final place where people get on at Southampton before heading to New York, I realized that I was on my way to the electric chair. I would be in New York City for three days! I could not be in New York City for three days without a cell phone. Impossible. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d die. In moments, I formed a plan. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d get off in Southampton. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d go inside and use the payphone to call my office. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d drive my cell phone to me. And Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be on the next bus, which was just one hour later than the one I was on. Hysterically explaining all this to the attendant, she said that would be no problem. The buses arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t full this time of year. We arrived in Southampton, went inside and on the left there is the payphone. It is so hard to use a payphone. I had a quarter. I put it in, then picked up the receiver and dialed the office. It is so slow dialing. What if

they couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get me my cell phone in time for the next bus? This thing goes around and around. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know. I finished dialing. But it was still a dial tone. I got my quarter back and tried again. Same thing happened. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s broken, I thought. I tried a third time and still the same thing happened. I tried the other payphone there â&#x20AC;&#x201D; they seem to come in pairs â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and THAT one had the same thing happen too. Then a Jitney employee, apparently feeling sorry for me, came over and told me the correct way to use it, which is dial first, then put the money amount in afterwards when an operator person asks for it, so I got the office. Tom drove the cell phone over in plenty of time. I clutched it to my chest in happiness. It was the same feeling I had when somebody reattached my right arm after I had it fall off. We had planned to sleep late at the Red Lion Inn the next morning, but thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not what happened. We were both up at the crack of dawn. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s get outta here,â&#x20AC;? I said. Twelve miles out of Stockbridge we were on the Mass Pike heading for Boston, and a mile after that, just as the giant metal tree of the cell phone tower came into view, our cell phones popped to life. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ahhhh,â&#x20AC;? we said in unison. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Next rest stop, letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s get some breakfast,â&#x20AC;? I said. And so we did. We were two stupid people sitting at a little table, texting and listening to phone messages and, yes, getting our e-mail and the latest news and stock prices and basketball scores. Ahhhh.

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Talbot, decided that Whitby did not have permission to do this. He based it on a part of the code for pre-existing buildings and businesses where, under eating establishments, there is a prohibition about such establishments giving out free food without a special exception. Since there was no special exception here, and to get it Whitby would have to go before the Zoning Board of Appeals â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a process that would take many months â&#x20AC;&#x201D; he informed her that what she was doing was illegal. The feeding of the hungry at Southampton Tire therefore was stopped. And when that became known â&#x20AC;&#x201D; which was the first time the mayor heard about it â&#x20AC;&#x201D; well meaning people found other ways to feed these people. People came by the 7-Eleven with lunch bags. One man came by with lasagna. But the second day he did that a police officer said that if he continued he would be arrested. As for Whitby, she said at the time she had nothing to do with it anymore, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not her problem, and the people who come there to do that have nothing to do with her. Meanwhile, Wedell, triumphant, continued to picket and be on the lookout for others who might try to give these people food. On Monday, Foster came back from vacation, and he, Mayor Mark Epley and Talbot went to see the village attorney to ask him for an opinion on this matter. By 2 p.m. it was announced that based on the village attorneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s advice the ordinance had not been read correctly and the decision to shut (Continued on page 31)

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Honoring the Artist: Gordon Matheson Gordon Matheson, surely knows his territory, especially local scenes familiar to yearround residents like Cooke’s Lane, Louse Point and the dunes at Sag Pond (the subject of this current cover). His penchant for these settings goes back when he visited the East End from New York. Matheson is constantly looking for new areas to paint, particularly land preserved by Peconic Land Trust. This commitment led to his active involvement in a group known as the Plein Air Peconic. Q: Last week’s cover artist, Casey Chalem Anderson, is also a member of Plein Air Peconic. A: Yes. She’s appearing on two covers in a row: She’s the figure in the dunes I painted this week. Q: What do you like about these views? A: They’re constantly changing. One day a landscape can look gorgeous; another day, plain. Q: What distinguishes your plein air work? A: Most people paint small pieces; I do huge paintings, like Wainscott Pond. I enjoy “falling into the place,” when the painting and place are the same. It’s like I can walk into the scene. Q: Of the disadvantages to painting outdoors, what’s the biggest problem besides weather? A: When it gets windy. I used to lash the painting to the back door of the car when it got bad, but now I use tent pegs. I put the stakes in the ground and lash the painting down. After three or four hours of wind, however, it gets difficult. Q: You should patent that technique. Any other disadvantages? How about when people come up to you when you’re painting? A: I don’t mind if they’re interested. It gives me a chance to talk about the Land Trust. Q: What is it about preserving the land that has stayed with you? Where did you grow up? A: North Carolina. I lived in Pennsylvania, studied textiles at North Carolina State and served in the army in the desert in New Mexico. Q: Now that’s an interesting vista. A: (laughing) I was in Air Defense and blew things up. I didn’t pay much attention to the landscape. Q: In New York you were in textile design. How was that similar to landscape painting? A: Both deal with color, composition. In both arts you must pick out the important things to put in your design. I don’t like busy landscape. Painting is about choices. Q: It that the hardest thing about painting landscape, making choices? A: No, I don’t find that hard. It’s a natural process. But when I do find something hard, I let a work sit for a month and then go back to it. Q: I bet it’s hard for you to see how the land has changed here. A: Yes. The biggest change is where there are houses now there used to be fields. If it weren’t for the Peconic Land Trust, we would look like the Atlantic Coast of Florida. — Marion Wolberg Weiss Gordon Matheson’s work can be seen at at Silas Marder, Bridgehampton, May 15. For information on his work and shows:


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Making it Happen The Dream of a New Baseball Field Becomes a Reality By David Lion Rattiner It was quite the day for Rusty Leaver, Hamptons Collegiate Baseball president: It’s not every day you break ground for a new field. At Stony Brook Southampton, nearly 100 people (members of the press, government officials, league sponsors and business owners) attended a ground breaking ceremony for league’s new field. For Leaver, it truly is a field of dreams. The baseball league is modeled after Cape Cod’s baseball organization, which offers highlevel professional baseball for the community. When Leaver presented the idea, it was well received by just about everyone who was asked to help build the league contributed. It’s a true story of people coming together and making something great out of nothing, and it’s a testimony to the American spirit in these tough economic times. The baseball league, which has organized teams such as the Sag Harbor Whalers, the Westhampton Aviators, the Southampton

Breakers, the Riverhead Tomcats, the North Fork Ospreys and the Long Island Mustangs, is foreseen as a major source of entertainment for the community and visitors, as well as a way to stimulate economic activity and growth. The official opening day is June 4 when the Sag Harbor Whalers play the Southampton Breakers at the new field in Southampton provided by Stony Brook at 5 p.m. The Riverhead Tomcats will be playing the North Fork Osprey’s in Mattituck the same day at 5 p.m. Check out for a schedule. None of this would have happened if it weren’t for the efforts of community leaders, business owners and activitists. Skip Norsic, of Emil Norsic and Son Inc., just couldn’t wait to get started with the league and has been involved from the beginning, offering, among other things, housing for players. He smiled ear to ear at the ceremony’s enormous turnout. Standing proudly next to Norsic was Geoff Lynch of the Hampton Jitney, whose buses will

sport the leagues logos on the sides, as well as take teams, for free, to the games that will be played all summer long. State Assemblyman Fred Thiele, among others, spoke to the enthusiastic crowd before the gold shovels were broken out. Nearly a dozen politicians, delegates and leaders gave short speeches in support of the league. “Let me just step up to the plate,” Thiele joked to the crowd as he made his speech, later adding, “This is going to be great for the local economy.” The new dean of Stony Brook Southampton, Mary C. Pearl, expressed her excitement about the new field. Pat Shortt, the Northeast Scouting Supervisor for Major League Baseball, as well as two major league scouts present, Larry Izzo from the Mets and Cesar Presbott from the Yankees were present. “This league will develop players for Major League Baseball,” Leaver said with a tip of his hat. (continued on next page)

SIGNS OF LIFE BURST THROUGH AGAINST ODDS By T.J. Clemente Rounding the second quarter of 2009, with its combination of hopes and woes, there is enthusiasm locally about new business ventures that are flying in the face of the nation’s economic slowdown. With Bridgehampton National Bank actually expanding and opening some new offices, perhaps the optimism of a few will lift morale of many on the East End. The New BNB East Hampton branch is being built on Gingerbread Lane and Race Lane. The project, to be completed in late 2009 according to Claudia Polato, V.P. Director of Marketing, will have a drive-through and an ATM, allow-

ing Hamptonites to get to that much needed cash even faster. Also in East Hampton, J. Crew (the milliondollar tenant in the former Rumrunner space at 14 Main Street) is moving along with construction — the boards are even off the windows. The modern office building proposed for 132 N. Main Street that got the nod from the town’s Architectural Review Board late last year was approved by the Town Planning Board. Although the plan was vehemently opposed by local groups, the Board approved it 6-1. The project’s architect, Paul Masi of Bates

Masi Architects, is proposing a plan that has “mixed architecture,” with a two-story, flatroofed building. In moving the controversial proposal to the Town Planning Board, the ARB reportedly cited town code, quoting: “Though the preferred and historic type of construction is wood frame … the Review Board is not to use design review intentionally or inadvertently to prohibit or unduly restrict alternative building types, materials or methods.” East Hampton attorney Jeffery Bragman represented opponents — some of whom felt the (continued on next page)

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modern building wouldn’t fit in with the look and feel of the neighborhood. Even though a petition against the project with 500 signatures was presented, it seems that all systems are go. A little farther east, in Amagansett, Randy Lerner’s Italian Restaurant (formerly Gordon’s) is moving forward to be ready by “the season.” Work has been going on throughout the winter. A deal on Astro’s Pizza shop fell through. While the property is still for sale, the family plans to be operating the business throughout the season. In Bridgehampton, The Butter Lanes Barns project being proposed by developer Paul Guilden and designed by Stelle Architects of Bridgehampton is projected to be completed in 2011. The projects consist of buildings that

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astic motormen who drive the trains at up to 60 miles an hour on the straightaway between Bridgehampton and Water Mill with speed bumps has failed. As you know, they are unionized so we can’t fire them. The speed bumps were in place from Thursday to Sunday, and by that time a total of three subway trains had to be taken out of service to repair damage and at least nine people had to be taken to the hospital. None, unfortunately, were the motormen. This upcoming week, we are going to try something else. We are banning beer in the motorman’s cubicle. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE Exciting news! Hampton Subway has been selected as the site for a scene in the upcoming movie Superhero’s Revenge. Five caped superheroes run across the platform, the bad guys chasing them, and leap into a subway car at the last minute to make their getaway. The subway car pulls out. The scene will be shot between 3 and 7 a.m. next Thursday morning at our Amagansett station. The public is invited to watch the scene being shot while outside lying flat on the ground above and looking down through the air vent gratings. Those wishing to be extras in this scene — straphangers reading newspapers who become surprised — should contact Warner Brothers Pictures’ New York office at 212-224-352.

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The Sheltered Islander Autism: Problem? What Problem? Having started at a severe level of autism, my son, Jacob, now functions at a very high level. Thanks to the incredible Special Education team and teachers at Shelter Island School, he graduated with a Regents Diploma last year. Slowly, he is acquiring the life skills needed for independence. I couldn’t be happier. Recently I was wondering, with the advent of corrective genetic procedures, what if I could have changed him to a “normal” child before he was born? Would I do so? Hard to say. But if I knew in that moment what I know now, I wouldn’t have changed a thing about him. I have a son who’s completely obedient, never lies (because he doesn’t expect to be punished for telling the truth), never jams me for money or to drive the car — not a rebellious bone in his body. He’s completely at peace with himself and his view of the world. Now that autism occurs in 1 of every 150 births, we’re going to have a society chock full of these people. We keep trying to get them to socialize more, to learn to tell polite white lies instead of blurting out the truth all the time, and in general, to be more normal — like us. Then I came upon a website: (note: no www), authored by a high-functioning autistic who maintains there’s nothing wrong with autistics as they are, and society needs to make room for them instead of trying to change them. He diagnoses normal people as “Neurologically Typicals,” or, NTs. Here it is, straight from his site: “What is NT? Neurotypical syndrome is a neurobiological disorder characterized by preoccupation with social concerns, delusions of superiority, and obsession with conformity. Neurotypical individuals often assume that their experience of the world is either the only one, or the only correct one. NTs find it difficult to be alone. NTs are often intolerant of seemingly minor differences in others. When in groups NTs are socially and behaviorally rigid... NTs find it difficult to communicate directly, and have a much higher incidence of lying as compared to persons on the autistic spectrum. NT is believed to be genetic in origin. Autopsies have shown the brain of the neurotypical is typically smaller than that of an autistic individual and may have overdeveloped areas related to social behavior.” You know what? There’s a truth here I never saw before. Autistics don’t lie. It doesn’t bother them to be perceived as rude or crude. What a timesaver that is! Never to worry about how to say something just the right way because you couldn’t care less what the listener thinks. Wow! I think I like it! Autistics save a fortune on psychotherapy. They don’t go to therapists to analyze their relationships because they’re not interested in maintaining anything other than most minimal relationships with only their most essential people. For instance, I provide food, shelter, clothing, internet connection and x-box games, therefore I am an essential person and worthy of the occasional acknowledgment as he passes by me. Autistics are introverted, generally prefer isolation. They never worry about forgetting birth-

days, saving money on gifts. They only want friends with the exact same passions as they have, but they’re fine on their own regardless. They hate to travel. It disrupts their routines — that saves a bundle too! They never have to cope with reservations, rental cars or buses. Since everything they need is at home, they prefer to stay home. They all have strict limitations on foods, eating the same things over and over. What a time and money saver! Their grocery list is the same every week! I used to obsess that Jacob has never had a piece of fruit or even a bite of Thanksgiving turkey, but these foods are not on his list. He has

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12 foods. That’s it since he was about 11 years old. It bothers me, but not him. I’m what bothers him — me and my NT need to conform to my group which says you’ll die without a varied diet. Autistics have a tremendous economy of emotion, as I call it. They only get upset about breaches in their routine or rituals, which are crystal clear to the people who know them. They never get upset about the news, or what’s going on in someone else’s life, or medical problems, or anything outside of their immediate control. Imagine only getting upset about the things that (Continued on page 30)

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I couldn’t find Mole at first. I went into the tent. But I did see Stewart, off to one side, signing autographs. So he was here. This time, he would watch ME. People looked at me in amusement. A man in a tuxedo at 9:30 on a Saturday morning. At that moment, Mole ran up to me. He was out of breath. “What are you doing here?” he asked. “Why, I’m Master of Ceremonies. Like you said.” “No, that was last year.” “You asked me after the event last year for this year.” “Jackie Stewart is back again to do it this year.” “You might have called,” I said, feeling the heat rising. I was getting angry. “I got all dressed up.” “That was a year ago I asked you,” Mole said. “You should have checked back with me.” And then he was gone. I look like a fool, I thought. I AM a fool. The crowd was swirling around. I’m not staying for this. The hell with this. And so I turned, and, picking myself through the crowd, went out toward my car. But then I stopped. Between me and my car directly across the street there was somebody sitting in a lawn chair, in my way. Brinkley had left. He hadn’t seen me yet. But he was, at that moment, bantering on about the big crowd, about the oompah band that was performing by the platform, about how everybody should all come on down to enjoy this wonderful event and contribute to the charity, which was the Bridgehampton Race Track Defense fund at that time, and he was scanning

the crowd looking, looking… I zipped behind a maple tree. Made myself thin and tall. He shouldn’t see me. I was a wreck. Humiliated, angry, a fool. I was in no condition for this. I peeked out. Sidney was looking to his left, up the street, away from me. And so I zipped to the next maple tree and made myself thin and tall. I’m a goddamn Roadrunner cartoon, is what I thought. But I’ll be damned if I’ll let myself be interviewed by Sidney. I’ll blab to the whole East End about what they had just done to me, I’m so damn angry. He turned, reached down to the grass, and picked up a cup of coffee. I zipped to the next maple tree. And thus it was that, in the next few minutes, I picked my way from tree to tree until, finally, I was able to run out into traffic and across the street to my car. I opened the door and leaped inside. I was off. Safe. A man who safely had avoided being interviewed by Paul Sidney. As I drove away, I could hear Sidney interviewing a couple from Larchmont. The man was a car buff. Had a 1964 Pontiac Firebird. Yes, he’d come specifically for this event. I’m outta here. Sidney passed away last Sunday. He was 69 and in poor health for some time. He was born and raised in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn. He had no family to mourn him. But he had several hundred members of his extended family at his funeral, just a small representation of the tens of thousands of people who listened to him every day, a comforting, reassuring presence in their lives, interviewing people, reading the local news, inviting people to upcoming events, play-

ing his 1950s oldies, chattering away about somebody’s hundredth birthday or this and that. And everybody told stories about him. I had interviewed him once for Dan’s Papers a few years before the three-year opus of the Bridgehampton Grand Prix and my big fat ego. He did not have much to say about his early life. All he really wanted to talk about was the station and this wonderful community that he had adopted — and that had adopted him. Probably the thing that he was most known for was being there, a reassuring voice for this community, at the times when hurricanes and other disasters disrupted this community. The power would be out everywhere. But Sidney would be broadcasting using his portable generators, and people would be listening to him over their portable radios. And he would bring them the latest updates to guide them through the crisis. “The most dramatic thing we ever did?” he asked. “Without a doubt, it was the big flood tide that left most of Sag Harbor underwater. I don’t remember the exact year. We were out on Water Street at the station and the water was up to our knees in the studio. But we were broadcasting. Letting people know what to do. WLNG is always there.” And so is Sidney, up there, looking down, about to interview somebody coming in through the pearly gates, with Saint Peter standing by. The Bridgehampton Grand Prix? Mole and I sometimes laugh about the spat we once had. The event still takes place every year. And everybody looks forward to it, although I never MC-ed it again. This year? Well, Sidney, somehow, will be there too. Count on it.


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The Deal Slayers: Mortgages, Part 2 By Susan M. Galardi Last week, this column covered some of the issues that make mortgages another slippery stone in the path to closing on a property. In short, the state of affairs in financing right now is a tantalizing combination of cheap money and tight credit. But since not many buyers are walking around with a million in cash, those on both sides of a real estate transaction will probably have to deal with mortgage issues, in one way or another. A few developments last week further complicated (or simplified, depending on your point of view) the mortgage industry. The WellsFargo Wagon is still a-comin’ down the street, and maybe he’s got something for you — if you’re a client. But if you’re a mortgage broker, there’s nothing for you in that wagon. Not too long ago, WellsFargo announced that it would no longer give loans through mortgage brokers. In another blow to the mortgage industry, just last week Chase Manhattan Bank announced that it, too, will no longer lend via mortgage brokers. Even worse news, the PMI Group, the mega-mortgage insurer, has announced it will not underwrite loans that originated with a mortgage broker. In addition to these complications in the industry and the general economic state of the world, there’s a looming personal question: Can you get a loan at all, from any lender? There’s one way to find out, and that is via a “pre-approval.” While these don’t leave sellers jumping for joy and heaving a sigh of relief,

pre-approvals are critical for anyone needing financing to buy a house. Before even making the call to a real estate agent (and wasting everyone’s time), buyers can learn their credit scores and find out where they stand in terms of getting a loan, and for what amount. If there are red flags at this stage, chances are they will be blazing at the closing table, if you get that far. As far as where to get a loan, buyers should shop around to banks and savings and loans, as well as, yes, consulting with mortgage brokers. Despite the recent news, that latter industry is not dead. Brokers are still a viable channel with some banks. But now, banks now have a lot of volume with their own direct-toconsumer business and that channel gets priority. Once the decision of where to get the loan is made, the pre-cert process begins. Bank representatives look at the whole picture: all of the assets, income, employment, credit scores, and make a recommendation to the bank. That recommendation is in essence the preapproval. If all goes well, within two to four weeks if you’re lucky, the pre-approval morphs into a commitment letter from the bank. That commitment comes with conditions that must be met (and will be reviewed) at the time of closing, including another round of verification of employment, changes in assets and reserves. Buyers who want to be sure that the bank will come to and stay at the closing table in their time of need should see their financial

picture at the time the commitment as a snapshot. At the closing, the pictures better match up, exactly — in other words, don’t lose your job, don’t buy a car or take on any more liability. Because the banks are “sensitive” to changes in the financial picture, it behooves buyers, now more than ever, to get a mortgage contingency clause in the contract, e.g., make the sale of the property contingent on their securing financing. For the seller, this is a touchy area. While no sane buyer who needs financing would risk signing a contract without a contingency (unless he doesn’t mind losing his deposit), it creates doubt for the seller. Needless to say, cash buyers have a bit of an advantage these days, but according to insiders in the real estate industry, the phrase “cash is king” has resulted in king-sized egos. Cash buyers, while a more sure bet for closing, tend to be the ones making the rock bottom offers to sellers. Is it worth it for a seller to accept a lower offer from a cash buyer? Or a closer-to-asking bid from a buyer with a mortgage contingency? If you’re the seller, that depends on the answer to these questions: Do you need money from a sale soon? Or do you need a specific amount of money sooner or later? Sellers who go with a mortgage contingency contract can do a few things. First, find out if the buyer is at least pre-approved. Next, limit (Continued on next page)


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Broadwater Sunk Forever By Dan Rattiner It seems like light years ago that a John Hritcko came to my office to tell me his Houston based company was planning to build a billion dollar floating liquefied gas platform in Long Island Sound off Riverhead. It would be 12 miles off Wading River and 11 miles off the Connecticut shoreline. This platform, shaped like a thousand foot long ship, would anchor there to act as a port facility for the eastern United States, where tankers bringing imported liquefied gas to America would tie up and offload their product. Bush and Cheney were in power at the time, and both were in the oil business. It seemed impossible to think that this was the only feasible place in the northeast for the facility, or worse, that no effort would be able to stop it. Gas and oil importing were in the national interest. No matter what locals said, it would most certainly go through. In the end, the Feds would have the final word. Nevertheless, we fought. Broadwater would be a clear target for terrorists. It would disrupt shipping lanes and be an aesthetic disaster, and it would disrupt what many government agencies had fought for – the serene scenic peacefulness of Long Island Sound. Amazingly, yesterday, a branch of the federal government — the Commerce Department — ruled that the Broadwater application should be denied. The project now


is essentially not going to happen. The Commerce Department, ruling on an appeal by Broadwater from a denial of the project by our Governor, has confirmed the denial. The project would “adversely affect this area because its location in an undeveloped region of the Sound would significantly impair its unique scenic and aesthetic character and would undermine decades of federal, state and local efforts to protect the region.” Broadwater could appeal this decision, but the chances of it being overturned are virtually nil. When a government agency designed to promote commerce rejects something, an appeals board can only overrule if it is found that that board did not give both sides an adequate amount of time to make their arguments. That’s not the case. What killed Broadwater? The new Obama administration? The remarkable turnaround by Governor Pataki two years ago? He was initially in favor of it then, upon review, opposed it. The overabundance of both gas and oil in this recession? The realization that dependence on imported gas and oil is not in the American interest? Maybe it was all of the above, together with a nice view of a serene area blocked. Whatever it was, the lesson is that if you believe in something and think it is hopeless, fight like hell for it anyway, because you just never know.

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the duration of the contingency. For example, if the buyer requests a reasonable 30 days, and then wants an extension, ask questions. Has he has actually FILED an application and maybe ordered title search? If, after the initial 30 days, the buyer has done neither, you may want to think twice about granting an extension. (Remember, you can only be in contract with one buyer at a time. So granting extensions with one buyer means the property is tied up.) There are some buyers out there. There is some money available to those with squeakyclean credit. And there are certainly sellers. With a lot of due diligence, and perhaps nerves of steel, both can make a deal with financing happen.


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you actually control? Wow! That would reduce my verbal output by 90+ percent. My big worry for the day might be finding an earring! Autistics have phenomenal memory skills. Ask anyone who knows one. When we play Trivial Pursuit Screen Edition at home, we all fight to have Jake on our team because he accurately recalls any dialog from any movie that he has seen. I can’t remember what I wore yesterday... Jacob says, “I’m the Mr. Spock in your life, Mom.” He’s right. So now, when I look at him, I just imagine him with pointy ears, and suddenly, I rather like him just the way he is.

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cated to the craft of roasting quality coffee. * * * Michael Knigin and other local artists, including Karyn Mannix and Lynn Matsuoka, will take part in the “Fallen Heroes” show on April 17, 18 and 19, at The Surface Library, Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. The opening reception is April 18 from 3 to 7 p.m. The show will portray the artists’ special and insightful look at our fallen heroes and the effects of war. * * * The Tommy Hilfiger Group will be opening its first in East Hampton, at 69 Main Street. For summer 2009, the store will offer “Hamptons Bohemia,” items inspired by the nautical character of the Hamptons: lobster prints and cricket sweaters. * * * Roberto Dutesco, Peter Tunney and Jennifer Muller/The Works present “Dancing with Wild Horses,” a multi-arts installation featuring Muller’s Island, inspired by Dutesco’s photography of the Wild Horses of Sable Island. April 30, 7:30 p.m., 530 W. 27th St., NY. Suggested donation, $20, benefiting The Works’ New Choreography Fund. 212-6913803.


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down the handing out of free food at Southampton Tire would be reversed. “Eating Establishment” did not apply. “Highway Business” did and for “Highway Business” notfor-profit activities were permissible. Whitby was free to connect again with the Water Mill church and once again give out free food. On Tuesday around 11 a.m., I called Whitby to ask her if she would be feeding the hungry once again, and because the decision was reversed. She said she hadn’t been informed of any reversal of the decision, but if it were true, she most certainly would do exactly that. I felt honored to have had the pleasure to be able to tell her she could once again feed the hungry. I urge everyone who wishes to help in this matter contact her or Southampton Tire: 631283-4205. Last autumn, when I thought I saw an economic depression coming, I interviewed our local weatherman, former farmer Richard Hendrickson, who is 90 years old and is Bridgehampton born and raised. There has been a lot said about a town or village not having the legal right to give out food to the hungry. Think again. This is what he told me his wife did during the Depression that hit in 1929. “My late wife worked for eight years, from the beginning of the Depression in 1930 to the Great Hurricane in 1938, as the director of the food program for the Town of Southampton,” he told me. “If you were jobless, she saw to it you had something to eat.” Bon Appetit!

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Growing up in Springs, quite possibly one of the greatest memories and pleasures of my childhood was spending summers at Indian Wells and Atlantic Beach. I would literally get up at 8 a.m. and ride my bicycle with my boogie-board strapped to my back to Indian Wells or Atlantic Beach (depending on what year it was) and would boogie board until 5 p.m. To this day, I still have scars on my feet from the fins digging into my ankles. Until this day, armed with my resident permit, I am able to go and park at all of the Town’s beaches. It is a big part of why I enjoy living out here. The Town Board has just approved a $25 parking permit fee, required to be paid by all tax-paying residents of the Town. It is a new fee. Being able to go to the beach for free was one of the benefits of owning property in the Town and was included in your large property tax bill. This new $25 parking permit fee is complete and utter !%*!*$! What bothers so many about this fee is not the cost of it, but the principle of having to go and pay for a sticker when you are a resident and pay taxes to the Town. To make this fee a separate thing that “allows” me to go to the beach with my car feels un-American and should be fought tooth and nail. It costs money to run the beach, agreed, but charging $25 per resident is not the answer, and it is ridiculously clear that the Town is overestimating what it costs to run a beach. Charging money to taxpaying residents is a step completely in the wrong direction. Maybe we should charge residents to walk down the street on Main Street in East Hampton because it’s in the red? Maybe the Town should set up a toll booth when entering East Hampton and charge all residents $5 every time they cross a railroad track? Perhaps charge $3 every time a resident goes to have breakfast in the $15/per minute parking lot while checking out the ocean. All of these sound just as reasonable as a $25 fee if you ask me. Seriously, are you kidding me? I went to high school with East Hampton Town Trustee Stephanie Talmage and spent a lot of time with her growing up. The two of us shared many friends together. Stephanie is an adamant opponent of this $25 fee. I can tell you with great and serious certainty that Stephanie is one very smart cookie. She

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received straight As in high school, won one of the most competitive science competitions on the planet (she discovered a new molecule) and was well known throughout school for being one of the smartest kids in the class. On top of this, she is getting her PhD at Stony Brook University in the School of Marine and Atmospheric Sciences, attended Cornell as an undergrad, has her French and U.S. Coast Guard boating license and cares a lot about this town. She is not just some girl who is a Trustee because her last name is Talmage. There are few people who care as

much about the environment and the Town as Stephanie. She’s right on the money when it comes to this fee. This $25 fee is only going to go up, you can bet your beach sticker on it and there are many reasons that justify not having it and many other ways to increase revenue that make sense and are fair. Or perhaps it is time to bust out the bicycle again and the boogie-board backpack? Hopefully we won’t have to buy a permit to ride a bike any time soon. Although with this new fee on the table, it wouldn’t shock me.


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EASTER EGG HUNT The Easter Bunny arrived by fire truck at the annual Lion's Club Easter Egg Hunt on Easter Sunday at Mashashumeut Park in Sag Harbor. Children (up to the age nine) were invited to hunt for eggs and partake in free pony rides afterwards.


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aMano Osteria & Wine Bar, 13550 Main Road, Mattituck, 631-298-4800 was a great finish to a truly first class meal. Apart from the prix fixe, the regular menu prices range from $9 to $12 for appetizers and from $18 for main courses. Pizzas are $12 to 14. The wine list is comprised of Long Island and Italian wines and wines by the glass are from $24 and upwards. They also have special offerings most evenings. Sunday is Family Night with half price pasta. On Tuesday, ladies receive a free glass of wine with dinner.

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First, an explanation - ‘aMano’ means ‘by hand’ - and here it has the connotation of ‘hands on’ and paying attention to detail. Not surprising, when you learn that this restaurant, just completing its first year of operation in the space where Red Door operated for many years, has Tom Schaudel and Adam Lovett as co-owners, you get excited. Tom is legendary in the Long Island culinary scene (and beyond) for the number of excellent restaurants he has created in recent years and Adam has a long experience in the restaurant business with Star Boggs and most recently at Jedediah’s with Tom. In the social scale of Italian restaurants, an osteria is usually defined as being simple, with emphasis on good wines. The decor at aMano is elegantly simple and though the waitstaff are casually dressed in tshirts and jeans, this does not reduce their level of professionalism in any way. As part of the redesign, a brick oven was installed for pizza and bread and the foccacia we enthusiastically ate as we studied the menu was really a treat and totally addictive. aMano is continuing to offer its $24.95 prix-fixe until Memorial Day weekend and frankly it had one of the best selections we have seen and we had no hesitation in choosing our meal from it with the exception of a shared salad that opened our meal. One of the philosophies here is to use not just the best and freshest ingredients but also to source them locally wherever possible. Long Island chefs are fortunate to have suppliers such as Satur Farms, whose golden beets were roasted to bring out their deep but delicate tastes in combination with arugula and slow roasted fennel. This salad, topped with another local gem, Catapano Farm’s renowned goat cheese and lightly dressed with a citrus vinaigrette was everything that a salad should be. Well-balanced, perfectly dressed and very refreshing. We next enjoyed plump, perfectly cooked asparagus, wrapped in some of the best tasting proscuitto ever and the truffled Pecorino cheese added just the right lift to it. The other dish was a complete contrast, both visually and taste wise but was equally enjoyable. The barbecued octopus was incredibly tender and again the accompaniment, this time a white bean salad with lobster oil, was perfect. We chose a fish and a meat main course dish from the prix fixe menu. The two large pieces of swordfish were very moist, extremely fresh and perfectly grilled. The fish was served with some a mixture of finely shaved fennel, blood oranges and black olives that provided an excellent moist and tangy accompaniment. The meat dish we selected was far more robust in nature. Pork osso buco had all of the deep rich tastes you would expect and the very plentiful pieces of very tasty pork were literally falling off the bone. This also gave us a chance to sample one of the risottos. The herbed risotto was really great and the whole dish was one that highlighted the culinary skills of executive chef Jim Liszanckie and sous chef Arnoldo Sandoval. One minor point was that the vegetables were very al dente and could have benefited from slightly more cooking time. Items that also caught our eyes from the main menu were the pizzas, of course, the delectable sounding selection of risottos and Tom’s renowned carbonara with smoked duck, pancetta and taleggio cheese. For our shared dessert we selected the Valrohna chocolate terrine served with vanilla poached cherries and whipped cream. With a cup of strong espresso this


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North Fork Events FRIDAY, APRIL 17 DRIVEN TO ABSTRACTION – Opening reception for “Driven to Abstraction” at East End Arts Council Gallery, Riverhead, 5-7 p.m. POETRY AND PIZZA – Poetry and Pizza for Teens, with poet Darren Sardelli, Friday, April 17, 4:30 p.m. at Mattituck-Laurel Library, Mattituck. Pre-register: 631-298-4134. SATURDAY, APRIL 18 CUSTER CONCERT – The Sarah Aroeste Band. They combine traditional Mediterranean and Sephardic sounds with contemporary influences of rock, funk, jazz and blues. 115 Main Bayview Road, Southold. Suggested donation: $13 Members, $15 Non-Members, $8 Students. 631765-2626. SOUTHOLD MOTHERS’ CLUB – Southold Mothers’ Club: Moms-Only Craft at Tonya’s house, 10:30 a.m. Bring 25 photos and make photo explosion box. Supplies, $10. RSVP by April 13 to . OPEN MIC NIGHT – Open Mic Night for grades 9-12, 7-9:30 p.m. at Southold Town Recreation Center, Peconic Lane, Peconic. Amateur magicians, poets, jugglers, comedians, musicians and more; snacks and refreshments available for purchase at reasonable prices. Free to resident youth. 631-765-5182, or e-mail BIRD BANDING – Bird banding demonstration with George Rowsom and Jody Levin, Saturday, April 18, 10 a.m.-noon at Dam Pond Maritime Preserve, Orient. Space limited to first 30 registrants; $5. 631-283-3195, Bring binoculars or scope for bird-


ing and folding chair; wear long-sleeved shirts and long pants for tick bite prevention. Rain cancels. PHENOMENAL PHYSICS – Phenomenal Physics with Mr. Fish, Saturday, April 18, 1 p.m. at Cutchogue East Elementary School gym, presented by East End Education Enrichment Coalition (4EC.)For grades K-12. Free. 631-298-4134, BLUE MASQUES – Riverhead High School Blue Masques presents the musical “Les Miserables, School Edition,” Saturday, April 18 and 25, 8 p.m.; Friday, April 24, 8 p.m.; Sunday, April 19, 1 p.m. in Charles Cardona Auditorium. Tickets: advance, $8; at door, $10; seniors, $5. Call director Sean O’Hara at 631-369-6750. SUNDAY, APRIL 19 CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631765-2626. BLUE MASQUES – Riverhead High School Blue Masques presents the musical “Les Miserables, School Edition,” Saturday, April 18 and 25, 8 p.m.; Friday, April 24, 8 p.m.; Sunday, April 19, 1 p.m. in Charles Cardona Auditorium. Tickets: advance, $8; at door, $10; seniors, $5. Call director Sean O’Hara at 631-369-6750. ONGOING EVENTS OUTSTANDING SALE – Main Road Home in Cutchogue is having a 20-50% off Sale on all household and gift items in the store! A portion of the proceeds will help sponsor the Cutchogue Canine Classic to be held at Castello di Borghese this com-

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ing May 16, 2009. ANYONE can enter their dog in this Festive Event, designed to raise proceeds for and awareness of our local animal groups. For more information, call 631-734-7865 or email WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information, contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY – The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be done by Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach – who has himself, maintained an over 200 pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to cook and eat healthier. He will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just don’t have that much time. He will also be explaining all the great health benefits of including Whole Grains in your diet. If you eat, you don’t want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-7655577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631765-2626.

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Gearing Up for Summer with Yoga and Pilates By Tiffany Razzano Now that spring is here, if you’re looking to get in shape for the summer, then instead of hitting the gym, you might want to consider looking into the many yoga and pilates classes that are available in our area. The benefits of including either in your fitness regimen can last you a lifetime. When choosing between the two, you need to figure out what is most important to you. Yoga, which primarily focuses on meditation and spirituality, is great for flexibility said Debbie Rudoy of Sag Harbor Pilates, but pilates helps with strength training as well as flexibility. “It’s core based,” she said. “It’s more about mind/body than about spirituality.” And while yoga is primarily done on a mat on the floor, pilates utilizes various apparatuses. The best part is, anyone can do it – from the youngest person in your family to the oldest, and they can help myriad problems from stress to rehabilitation to back problems. “My youngest client is 9 or 10 years old and my oldest is 70,” Rudoy said. “I have children with back issues, like scoliosis, and I work with older clients who have osteoporosis. It goes from one extreme to the other.” And, she says, as the weather gets nicer and you might be interested in working on the minor aches and pains that will affect your golf or tennis game.

So she actually sees a lot of men interested in yoga and pilates as well. “It really will change anyone’s game.” And this is the time of year, as everyone realizes summer is fast approaching, that Rudoy sees people clamoring not only to the East End, in order to enjoy

their summer homes and all the area has to offer, but also to yoga and pilates classes, rivaling the period after New Year’s when people seek to uphold their resolutions. “Now people are gearing up for the summer season,” she said. “They think, ‘Oh, I’m going to start wearing shorts,’ or ‘Oh, I’m going to start wearing bikinis.’ … So it’s that time of year when you see more people taking these classes – it’s the weather, season and the influx of people coming to the East End.” There are many classes available for you to choose from, and, Rudoy says, you should remember that yoga is often taught to big groups while many East End pilates classes are one-on-one training, including Sag Harbor Pilates, Living Well Yoga and Fitness and Art of Fitness, both in Montauk. And in these tough economic times, there are some inexpensive ways to get your yoga and pilates fix. Several centers offer free classes at specific times, such as Mandala Yoga in Amagansett. Many instructors also offer books and videos on the topic for you to enjoy at home, which you can pick up at a local bookstore or, even, a library. Or you can check out, a Web site that offers free yoga videos on a daily basis. So, as you gear up for summer, make sure you include yoga or pilates in your daily routine.


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Jammin’ It at the Gyms By David Lion Rattiner It’s springtime, which means that going to the beach is not too far away. But you only have so many more days to get your body beach ready. Unlike the wintertime, there is no way you can hide your extra gut as you shed more and more clothes. This year, it is well worth joining a gym, not just for the fitness benefits, but for the social and fun benefits as well. Your gym can be your sanctuary and when you leave you can feel like a whole new person. In the Hamptons, we have a plethora of gyms that one can join to create a whole new you, so consider the following gyms and see which one makes the most sense for you. Core Dynamics on Deerfield Road in Water Mill has managed to create an impressive following in a very short amount of time. Head on in and say hello to Jim, the owner, who will show you all of their latest equipment and excellent facilities. The gym is a good one for those that are looking for a tightly knit community and excellent service. (631-726-6049) Hamptons Gym Corp. is an example of a solid business that has grown throughout the area. They have just opened up the new Southampton location, and their Sag Harbor location is first rate. Offering competitive prices and excellent equipment, Hamptons Gym Corp is a great option. (631-7250707)

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Suffolk County Tackles Fatty Foods By Tiffany Razzano Suffolk County has been a bit of a trailblazer when it comes to its citizens’ health. It led the way in banning substances and activities that could have a negative impact on health – text messaging or talking on a cell phone while driving, smoking, diet pills. Other Counties eventually follow suit. And now, just two months ago, Suffolk County legislators passed two more laws aimed at improving the public health and fighting the obesity epidemic that continues to be an issue across the country. For now, the laws affect only chain restaurants and ban not only the use of trans fats – which are derived from partially hydrogenated oils and are commonly used in baked goods and fried foods – but also require these restaurants to prominently post calorie information about their menu items. More than 50% of Americans are either overweight or obese, which can lead to serious health problems like diabetes and coronary heart disease, says Legislator Louis D’Amaro (DHuntington Station), who authored the legislation. “Trans fats lower good cholesterol and they raise bad cholesterol and clog arteries. It takes years off people’s lives. There’s a human cost as well as a financial cost,” with the strain these health issues put on our country’s health care

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Gimme Some Skin By Maria Tennariello When you think of skin care, you think of how your skin reacts to different climates and environments. The Winter skin is usually dry, red, rough and in dire need of extra care. Summer skin is usually dry, sunburned, and also in need of extra care. That tells us that it is a year-round battle with the elements to keep our skin clean and in perfect condition, as well as keeping our body clean and happy. Using body washes that are natural and nourishing keeps our skin looking good and holds back the aging process. Primarily, premature aging is caused by exposure to the sun without protection. There are so many ways to protect yourself from everything out there that can attack the body and face and keep it young and vibrant. Wearing sun block daily controls this problem. The number one rule is to not smoke. The nicotine just clogs up your pores, turns it brownish in color, causes wrinkles and age spots, and leads to premature aging. Washing your face and skin too often is also a nono. It strips your skin of the natural oils and moisture, and tap water contains chlorine causing oxidative damage. Ditto for your hair also by the way. Twice a day face washing is just right, making sure that you use warm water, not hot water which dries out your skin. That goes for bath water too, warm water is more natural and agreeable to your skin. Wearing a good pair of wrap around sunglasses protects the eyes as well as the very delicate skin that surrounds them. It is very important to check product labels making sure that they provide UVA and UVB protection. Sleep? What do you think? Get as much as you can

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The Easter holiday was here and is The Down Factory Store at the gone. Where are you, spring? Even though Elegant John, Montauk Highway, East the day was sunny, it was chilly. Our next Hampton, has it all going on with its annubig holiday, which will be Memorial Day, is al “Spring Sale” that is now in progress. only six weeks down the road. Let’s get There are the power pillows in three sizes, ready for spring/summer, or maybe just the Windsor Rope Collection sheet sets and summer. Let’s shop! duvet covers, down blankets, and a large The first annual ‘Topper Popper’ event selection of framed paintings by a local is being held at J. McLaughlin’s artist ($49.99), acrylics and watercolors. Southampton store, located at 2 Jobs Look for Rigaud candles, travel tins and difLane, on Friday, April 17. The store manfuser sets, along with lamps that are 30% Tommy Hilfiger agers will be presenting J. McLaughlin’s off. Go for it, spring is in the air. new summer collection while you are enjoying refreshHOT, HOT, HOT OFF THE PRESS: (I actually ments and hors d’oeuvres. Look for the introduction of had to stop the press for this opening.) Tommy a variety of new prints, patterns and colors in their Hilfiger has just opened its first store at 69 Main most popular, timeless ‘Catalina Tee,’ along with other Street in East Hampton. The store reflects the brand’s signature tops. Vibrant colors, silhouettes and prints aspirational yet affordable philosophy. Both women’s appearing in both men’s and women’s wear dominate and men’s product, including vintage, will be offered. the entire summer collection. Energize your wardrobe For summer 2009, the store will open with “Hamptons with vivid florals and bold geometrics. Ten percent of Bohemia,” a selection of items inspired by the nautical all proceeds will be going to The Retreat, an organizacharacter of the Hamptons, featuring lobster prints tion whose mission is to provide safety, shelter and and cricket sweaters. Men’s and women’s clothing will support for victims of domestic abuse and to break the include a mix of US and European sportswear, with cycle of family violence. men also having tailored options and women having The Retreat Boutique is on the move again! It the runway collection and swimwear. Accessories, has just landed in the Bridgehampton Commons, including bags, hats, sunglasses, watches, intimates, between Ann Taylor and Gap Kids and is scheduled scarves, jewelry and footwear, are also available. to open on April 16. It is a light and airy space filled Hilfiger has designed and unveiled two limited-ediwith clothing, jewelry, bric-a-brac, furniture, furnishtion items: a women’s silk scarf and a men’s necktie ings and accessories, all beautifully displayed. Today, at the ‘Dress for Success’ Worldwide Gala last week, thrift shops make so much sense. Along with saving where 100% of the sales proceeds benefited Dress plenty of money, you will be helping a great cause: The for Success’s global “Something to Share” program. Retreat Shelter for victims of domestic violence, Hilfiger’s exclusive silk scarf and necktie have been women and children. The shop will be open from designed in signature Tommy Hilfiger colors of Thursday through Monday, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. vivid red, navy blue and white, and will both retail

at $30. Both items are available at the East Hampton store location, beginning Wednesday, April 15, through fall 2009. In addition, there is currently 30% off woven tops and accessories, as well as a special promotion where all men’s and women’s polo are currently retailing for $35 (originally $49.50) and $55 for all men’s and women’s v-neck sweaters (originally $88). If you are planning a party for any and every occasion, The Party Shoppe, 82 Park Place, East Hampton is ready to party with you by helping you plan and put together your personal event. Available are in store printing, balloons, costumes, make-up, candles, cards, wrapping paper, paper goods and custom cakes and cupcakes. They have it all! Call 631-324-9547 or go to for more information. Get ready for the season opening of Urban Zen, 4 Bay Street in Sag Harbor, by marking your calendar on Friday, May 8. Urban Zen will be presenting men’s and women’s clothing collections (designed by my favorite designer, Donna Karan), children’s clothing designed by Bonnie Young and accessories, books, furniture, decorative items for the home and artifacts from around the world. Portions of all sales are donated to the Urban Zen Foundation, a public charity dedicated to promoting well being by empowering children and preserving cultures. For more info call 631-725-6167 or go to Until next week, ciao and happy spring shopping! Having a sale, getting new inventory, are you a new kid on the block? Comments or questions? Please e-mail me at or reach me via fax at 631-726-0189. My readers would love to know all about it.

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House/ home

Susan Galardi

By Ellen Dioguardi “I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.” – James Thurber My husband and I were dog sitting again this past week. A chore we both like to take on because we don’t have a dog. Anyone out there who’s read this column from the Montauk Pioneer knows that we have two cats or, as I like to say, almost 40 pounds of cat meat in our house. Our two Maine Coons, Robbie and Roxie Hart, are almost like dogs, but not quite. This recent dog-sitting job made that abundantly clear. Whenever we pull up to our house at dinnertime the cats are generally at the window, waiting, crying and make a fuss as we enter. However, if it’s the middle of the day, or after dinner, they can be found sleeping on the bed or couch, and don’t pay much attention to our arrival. But whenever we got to the house where we were dog sitting, the dogs were at the window, the door, jumping, crying and obviously thrilled we were there. I have no doubt our cats love us. They show us this in numerous ways. However, it’s pretty much a given that dogs are more obviously attached to their owners, so it was with great enthusiasm that I’d pull up

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By Susan Galardi

Confronting the Green Monster: Money

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Last week, this column began to tread on the delicate area of money and families. In the best of times, establishing guidelines and principles for money within a family can be tricky. In the worst of times – e.g., now – money talks become even more loaded, as the grown ups in the family are forced to navigate rough waters themselves. Should parents talk about money issues in front of children so they understand? Or keep it to themselves? Last week, I talked to Dr. Frank Maurio about money issues and children. A psychologist for 23 years, Maurio recently published his first book, The Strength Within. He has been doing a lot of interviews lately, and said that family money issues are an incredibly popular topic. Not surprising for a shrink, Maurio had two quick recommendations when it comes to money issues, in good times and bad: Communicate and share feelings. “How do you start the money talk?” he said. “Many parents aren’t very good at communication with their kids, so the first step is to take the time and make the effort to learn communication skills.” Eesh. Just what we need in times of stress. To take more time for parenting 101. But Maurio believes that if you’re going to discuss touchy issues with your kids, you’d better have some guidelines. So he recommends seeking out information not only on communicating with children, but communicat-

ing in general. For parents who do have the skills, Maurio recommends the straight up approach. “Kids are very sensitive – more so than parents think they are,” he said, “and they’re concrete thinkers so parents should be very clear with information.” In families where money had not been an issue, and children are used to getting plenty on a material level, there may be a conception that cash is unlimited. “Your kids may think there’s an infinite amount of money coming in,” said Maurio. “You have to be clear with them that that’s not the case.”

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Of course, with little ones who don’t know the difference between $100 and $1.00, the information has to be told in a way they understand. “With little kids, it’s important to talk about basic concepts of money – maybe setting up an allowance to teach budgeting,” he said. “You might explain the different ways we budget money, by dividing up allowance into savings, charity and fun stuff.” With teenagers, Maurio recommends being very detailed in terms of what’s coming into the household, and what’s going out. Especially now, if there is a change in that flow, he says, “Parents need to curb feelings of entitlement, and define limits. For example, tell the kid they can pay for PART of the bike or sneakers, but allow him or her to figure out how to get the rest. It makes kids have responsibility and teaches owner-

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SaraJo Strickland with her troupe in rehearsal for “The Littlest Mermaid,” April 17-19, John Drew Theatre, Guild Hall, East Hampton THURSDAY, APRIL 16 RYHME TIME FOR CHILDREN - Ages Birth to 3 - Hampton Library, Thursdays at 10 a.m., Bridgehampton. Come for toddler stories. Registration required. DALLAS CHILDREN’S THEATER – As part of its ‘School Day Performances’ series for children, the WHBPAC will present Dallas Children’s Theater’s production of Mufaro’s Beautiful Daughters on Thursday April 16 at 10 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. Tickets are $10. 631-288-1500. FRIDAY, APRIL 17 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL- At SYS in Southampton, kids programs continue daily with sports, dance and fun. Contact SYS for info at 631-287-1511.

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LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Every Sat., 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-5377335. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631653-4224. THE MAGIC AND COMEDY OF JIM – Town of Southampton Parks & Recreation Dept will host ‘The Magic & Comedy of Jim’ at the Red Creek Park Activity Center. High levels of energy and excitement from this magician ensures a fun and giggly time for all. This event is open to Southampton Town residents and their families, free of charge. Red Creek Park Activity Center, 102 Old Riverhead Road, Hampton Bays For further information, please call the Parks & Rec Dept at 631-728-8585. SUNDAY, APRIL 19 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL- At SYS in Southampton. See April 17. PETTING FARM AT AMARYLLIS SACTUARY – Come visit every Sunday from 1:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. Pony rides are available on most days too. 93 Merchants Path, off Sagg Road (behind Wolffer), Sagaponack. 631-537-7335

The Novak family’s Long Island Game Farm in Manorville is open for its 40th season! Above, three generations of Novaks. PROGRAMS/CLASSES AMY’S ARK FARM – “Art of Life”, Tuesday thru Friday from 4 to 5 p.m. Small art classes held in a converted barn in Westhampton. Focus on art, cooking, reading, yoga and more! Ages 4-9. $85 for a 4 week session, for registration call 631-288-3587 or 631-9023655. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. See April 18. ONGOING

MONDAY, APRIL 20 QUOGUE LIBRARY – Pajama Storytime for children ages 2 – 5 years old. Wear your favorite pajamas and bring your favorite stuffed animal. Begins at 6 p.m. Call 631-653-4224. TUESDAY, APRIL 21 QUOGUE LIBRARY – Hands on Music, children ages 4 1/2 and under are invited the first Tues of every month to join Dara Linthwaite for singing, playing the guitar, and entertaining your children with puppets and musical instruments. Starts at 1:30 p.m., registration is required, call 631-653-4224. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. See April 18. CMEE TODDLER TUESDAYS - This new program – just for toddlers (on Tuesdays!) – has been enthusiastically received and spread through the parent-grapevine! Come bring your littlest ones on a day the Museum is closed to the general public, from 1 pm4 pm, for a fun-filled ‘play date’ complete with soft climbing forms set up for the day, activities and music. A nice opportunity for fellow moms and caregivers to enjoy each other’s company as well! Members: $8 / Non-Members: $10. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike,Bridgehampton, 631-537-8250.

SATURDAY, APRIL 18 KIDSTREET- Bay Street Theatre, Sag Harbor. KIDSTREET: Family Film Series, Saturday mornings, 11 a.m. Today’s movie is “The Goonies.” Doors open at WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22 10:30 a.m. Tickets are $7. BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALSOFO PUPPET SHOW – South LET, TAP, DODGE BALL- At SYS in Fork Natural History Museum. Think Southampton. See April 17. Spring! Children’s Nature Puppet CMEE - By popular demand we’ve Show and Workshop. The SoFo Nature just added a new clay class - just for todExplorers, Madeline the pig, Ratzo the dlers! Have fun as you and your child shark, Melville the turtle, and their roll, pinch and shape clay into great projhuman friend Mrs. B. are thinking ects that get glazed and fired in a kiln. about spring. 377 Bridgehampton/Sag Ages 2-4 years accompanied by an adult. Harbor Turnpike. Call 631-537-9735 Wednesdays from 9:30 a.m. - 10:15 a.m. for reservations and information about 5 week session just added beginning meeting places. No charge for SoFo April 1st! Instructor: Mary Jaffe. members. Members: $120/Non-Members: $130. THE GREAT ALPHABET Plus $10 material fee. 631-537-8250. ADVENTURE – Live stage show at 1 p.m., Westhampton Beach Performing THURSDAY, APRIL 23 Arts Center, 76 Main Street, The Great Alphabet Adventure is live QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME Westhampton Beach. Tickets are $25, on stage at WHBPAC, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. See $20, and $15. 631-288-2350 x115. Saturday, April 18, 1 p.m. April 18.

A staged production based on Stella Luna will be at WHBPAC Tuesday, April 21, 10 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. ART AT THE GOLDEN EAGLE – 14 Gingerbread La. East Hampton 631-324-0603. CMEE – Childrens Museum of the East End: Interactive exhibitions; arts-and-science based programs and workshops; special events. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Tpke., Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. General Admission $7. Members free. GOAT ON A BOAT – Puppet Play Groups for children under 3 on Mon., Thurs. and Fri. at 9:30 a.m. Tot Art for children 5 & under, Mon. and Fri. at 10:30 a.m. Puppet club Mondays 3:30 p.m. At Rte. 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-4193. AFTER SCHOOL ART – At The Parrish Art Museum, Southampton. 631-283-2118, ext. 40 or visit

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Arts & Entertainment Naked Stage Streaks Through East Hampton By Tiffany Razzano Project, a collaboration between local For five years, The Naked Stage has restaurateurs, local farms and the filled a niche in the community, offering after-school program Project MOST free staged play readings of both new that will manage a greenhouse and garand established work to the East End den that will serve as a learning labocommunity, from Guild Hall in East ratory and community food source at Hampton, to the Montauk Library. the school. After the reading of The Now, as the program’s founder, Josh Grapes of Wrath, bring your own bowl Perl, steadily moves toward his goal of and $10 to benefit this program and creating a grassroots, thriving theater enjoy a picnic. And new works from community in our area, The Naked East End writers will be featured on Stage is preparing for its first April 25, including Dan Rattiner, who marathon since its inception. “But this will read selections from his book In the is much different,” Perl said. “This is Hamptons at 3 p.m. On Sunday, Dan’s more spread out. It’s not so structured.” Papers Managing Editor Susan Galardi Starting on Friday, April 24, and runwill read the role of Dr. Susan in the ning through the evening of Sunday, play Boy Meets Girl by Wendy Some of The Naked Stage Marathon performers in front of Guild Hall. April 26 at Guild Hall, this marathon Wasserstein, and as part of the large cast being on stage. She’ll hold a similar class for those 14 will include The Naked Stage’s first musical, a handof Woody Allen’s God. This program of three comedies and older on Sunday at the same time. Also on ful of workshops, an event at Rowdy Hall and other begins at 7 p.m. Saturday is a free comedy improv workshop hosted As usual, what is perhaps the most integral part of offerings – a pretty good start for a festival Perl by actor Nick Fondulis. what The Naked Stage is all about, after each reading anticipates growing with each year. “A mini festival And in an effort to get younger adults interested in there will be an open discussion. “This is what brings is what I hope it grows into,” he said. “I hope people theater, The Naked Stage will hold its first ever event locals together and is probably the reason people look see the value in this kind of thing. I don’t know of at Rowdy Hall – “The Naked Stage Taboo” – headforward to Naked Stage readings so much,” Perl said. many other places that do this.” lined by Joseph Brondo. The show takes place on “It fosters a sense of community,” he said. “I like to Perl intentionally made this year’s Naked Stage Saturday, April 25 at 10:30 p.m. The $15 cover gets think that when 50 or 60 strangers get together on a Marathon as diverse as possible in order “to show you one free drink. “It’s a little bit racier and we use Tuesday night to see a show and then have a talkback what theater has to offer when it’s not just a perstrong language,” Perl said. “It should be a really that all of a sudden there’s common ground.” formed, rehearsed play.” He’s especially excited about great event. It’s about broadening our demographic. For more information about The Naked Stage the musical that will be featured during the festival, We want to get young people to consider theater as Marathon, go to or The ViolinMaker, written by Stephen Dickman, who an entertaining option. So this event is a little looser Each event is priced individually, but $40 will get you hails from the East End. This is something he hopes and more risqué.” a weekend pass to all shows. And if you can’t make it The Naked Stage will offer more of in the future. Other features of the festival are staged readings down to the festival, don’t worry, because The Naked Professional actress and teacher, Tanya Tavereau, of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (April 24, 8 p.m.), Stage hosts events on a regular basis. In fact, it organizes the children’s theater classes at the The Illusion (April 25, 6 p.m.), Lysistrata (April 25, 8 recently received a Suffolk County Office of Cultural Westhampton Performing Arts Center, will teach two p.m.), The Grapes of Wrath (April 26, 2 p.m.), and Affairs Grant to work with the Montauk Library. theater classes. On Saturday, 5 to 9 year olds are welthree short comedies (April 26, 7 p.m.) Also on April Make sure you check the web site for more upcoming come to come down from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. to par26 is a benefit for The Springs Community Seedling events. take in theater games and become accustomed to


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Local Band “In Circles” Keeps Moving Forward well as performers. Giving a definite nod to the grungy, but infectious, indie rock of the late Eventually they had enough material for an album, which they named ‘80s and early ‘90s and old school punk Atoka, and found an inexpensive way rock – something you don’t see very to record it. “We just recorded it in this often from bands on the East End – guy’s bedroom. He charged by the high school outfit In Circles, which song, not the hour, so it was pretty hails from East Quogue, is one of the cheap,” Trudden said. “But we learned more promising and dedicated young how to properly record things, so the bands in the area. next time we were in the studio we The group – which is composed of would know what we were doing Julie Trudden, guitar and vocals, Eric more. It’s really different from playing Ponto, bass, and Abby Campsey, drums, live.” who all met in elementary school and Last year, they also released a 10are currently juniors at Westhampton song album, Inertia, and hooked up High School – tries to keep themselves with the North Fork-based Take Back as busy as possible, which isn’t easy Productions to record a demo CD. In when there aren’t many venues availCircles then went on to record better able to underage bands. But any quality versions of the demos in an Wednesday night you’ll find Trudden, Amagansett studio. These songs make often accompanied by Ponto and up an EP they hope to release within Campsey, at the open mic at Regulars Café in Southampton, as well as the In Circles, from left to right, Julie Trudden, Eric Ponto and Abby Campsey the next couple of months. “Our previous recordings sound really different Thursday night open mic series at The like Green Day and The Offspring when they were from how we sound live,” Trudden said. “They Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett. They recently in the ninth grade, by that summer they started to sounded too pop, like watered down, standard pop participated in the Battle of the Bands at the get more serious about their craft and graduated to rock. This one is kind of aggressive. I get to Talkhouse, and also took first place at one held at writing their own music and lyrics. “We wrote one scream a little bit, which is fun.” Westhampton High School in March. And on May crappy song, and it sucked, but we were really For more information about upcoming shows or 1, In Circles will be performing at a May Day party proud of it,” Trudden said. From there, they just how to purchase any of their albums, go to at Ziggy’s in Bridgehampton. kept writing, honing their skill as songwriters as Starting out playing covers of songs by bands

Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss

‘Poncho Rotation’ at Surface Library Gallery While the title, “Poncho Rotation,” is probably unfamiliar to most people, the show’s anti-war theme is not. Just ask Joseph Giannini, a lawyer, former Marine captain and political activist who coined the title. (Marines are wrapped in their own ponchos and taken away when they are killed: “out of sight, out of mind.”). His art show, sponsored by Artists for Peace, inspired the current one at the Surface Library Gallery in Springs this weekend. Some of the participating artists highlight Vietnam, like Michael Knigin. His message is big, bold and satirical as a soldier is juxtaposed with a doll’s head. The head is exaggerated and even a bit grotesque, but then so is war. Knigin’s “Stage Center” features a similar theme, as Bugs Bunny stands to the side, observing soldiers clinging to each other. As to the message, take your pick: war is a fantasy, a joke, even a movie (recalling the film, Wag the Dog.) A painting by Haim Mizrahi is more subtle, capturing the disorder and fragmentation of the Civil War. Unlike Knigin’s expressionist/surrealist approach, Mizrahi’s style is abstract, the Confederate flag’s image tied together by pieces of tenuous string. The message is intriguing and fits the Civil War’s demeanor perfectly, the string signifying both connections and disconnections between the states; the country is holding on for dear life. Joseph Eschenberg’s collages taken from the

Be Tender, Michael Knigin internet are intense as well, this time characterizing the wars in Vietnam and Iraq. The artist gives a face to people traumatized by the wars: close-ups of a hardened soldier smoking a cigarette and a naive girl’s face wrapped in an American flag. In another image, rows of flags symbolize the unseen faces of the dead soldiers. The photograph is presented at a medium distance to suggest how we have removed ourselves from the fallen men and women.

“An American Landscape” by Eschenberg is a vertical piece featuring stripes that also distance the viewer from the images. The idea infers that we can never really “know” our landscape as we can never really know the nature of war. Oliver Peterson examines a somewhat similar theme with his “Birth of a Nation,” using photographs and found objects to characterize pop culture. Monica Sharf ’s video is another variation on America, with striking images of small town scenes. This time there is no implied irony as the videographer juxtaposes soldiers involved with everyday activities like marching in a parade. Victor Kerpel’s painting combines “old wars” (the Crusades) with a “new war” (Iraq) in a multi-layer figurative work suggesting that nothing has changed over the years. Karyn Mannix is the only artist to use September 11 as a subject; her simple poem, over which the date “September 11, 2001” is superimposed, says it all. The poem’s text is blurred on purpose. We can only make out a few words here and there (“No one is special; no one is better.”) We are not meant to have clarity. Few wars ever do. Bob Bachler, Rich MacDonald and Lynn Matsuoka are also participating artists. “Poncho Rotation” will be at the Surface Library Gallery for three days only: April 17-19. The reception is April 18 from 3-7 p.m. Call 631-291-9061.

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Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS MEET THE ARTIST: NICKY GIOIA MITCHELL – 4/18 – The Gallery at the offices of UBS Financial Services will be hosting a Meet the Artist Reception with Water Mill artist and resident Nicky Gioia Mitchell. More than 20 of Mitchell’s paintings will be on display. 4 to 6 p.m. UBS Gallery, 8 Main Street. 631-287-5827. “PURGATORY” GROUP ART EXHIBITION – 4/18 – An exhibition of 40 regional artists have joined together to present an exhibition of their work as commentary on the state of Purgatory. The exhibition will be held on April 18, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. and April 19, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Ashawagh Hall, Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. Opening reception to meet the artists on Saturday, April 18, from 5 to 8 p.m. 631-987-7005. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – 4/18 – 6-8 p.m. “Mixed Greens: Artists Choose Artists on the East End.” Open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. GALLERIES ART & SOUL GALLERY – “Joy” will be on display during the month of April. 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. ARTISTS GALLERY – Haitian art. 403 Main St. Greenport. 631-477-8555. BENTON NYCE GALLERY – Featuring permanent artists David Nyce Furniture and Boar Glass. 409 First St., Greenport. 917-848-5102. BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES – Featuring paintings, fine prints and works on paper of the 20th century through contemporary. 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631324-6010. BOLTAX GALLERY – Group show. 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – Showing a variety of local artists. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-298-8610. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – The former residence of Victor D’Amico, founding director of the Museum of Modern Art. The mid-century beach house contains early modernist furnishings and found objects. The property also includes an artist/fisherman cottage, archive hut, gardens and outside sculptures. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE –A permanent installation of nine works in fluorescent light and a gallery for changing exhibitions. Open Sat. and Sun. 12 p.m.-6 p.m. and on Friday by appointment. 221 Corwith

Ave. off Main Street, Bridgehampton. 212-293-5584 or visit DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – Visit artist Daria Deshuk for one-on-one tours. Paintings, photographs and works on paper on display. Open Saturdays 5-12 p.m. 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. THE DRAWING ROOM – New works by Jill Musnicki and “18th and 19th Century Indian and French Natural History Drawings.” 16R Newtown Ln., East Hampton. 631-324-5016. ELAINE BENSON GALLERY – Elaine Benson Gallery collection, representing local sculptors and painters. Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Appointment only. 631-537-3233. THE FITZGERALD GALLERY – Special collection of work by Robert Valdes. 48 B Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631-288-6419. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY – 2297 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. GUILD HALL – 158 Main St. East Hampton. For more information, visit 631-324-0806. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – Open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-2049704. HAMPTON BAYS LIBRARY – Images by Marie Elizabeth will be on exhibit in the Helen Gould Room throughout April. Ponquogue Avenue, Hampton Bays. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-2874377. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – A mix of contemporary and traditional works. Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m., by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-4772633. LTV STUDIOS – Sat., 4-9 p.m. Sun., 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Michael McDowell, “Raptures.” 75 Industrial Rd., Wainscott. 631-329-0055. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-2871665. RATIO GALLERY – “Spring Vernisage,” by Marlies Ihmels, on display through May. Open Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat.

11 a.m.-5 p.m. and by appointment. 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – Christopher Engel. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. RVS FINE ART –“Stone Paintings” by Timothy Roepe. Open Fri.- Sun. 12-5 p.m. and by appointment. 20 Job’s Lane, Southampton. 631-283-8546. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – Open by apartment only. Located temporarily at 3 Madison St., Sag Harbor. . 631-702-2306. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – Open Saturday and Sunday, 12:30-5 p.m. 516 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-1021. SNAKE HOLLOW STUDIO – Green, bird-friendly birdhouses by Keith Barker. “The Art of the Bird,” paintings and prints by Lynn Matsuoka. 221 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. 631-537-5237. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – Open Fri.-Sun., 12-5 p.m. 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – “Light of Spring,” through May 4. 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – “Poncho Rotation.” Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. VERED GALLERY – “Exotic Colors of Spring,” by Hunt Slonem on display through April 27. Open Sun.-Fri. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sat. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, April 17 to Thursday, April 23. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. BAY STREET THEATRE (631-725-9500) Ninotchka – Fri. 8 Being There – Sat. 8 HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) State of Play (R) – Sat.-Sun. 3, 5:30, 8 Fri. 8 Mon. – Thurs. 7 Monsters v. Aliens (PG) – Sat.-Sun, 2:30, 5, 7 Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 7 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. Crank High Voltage (R), Fast and Furious (PG13), I Love You Man (R), Hanna Montana The Movie (PG), Monsters Vs. Aliens (PG), 17 Again (PG13), Observe and Report (R), State of Play (R) SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Duplicity – Sat.-Sun., 3 Gomorrah – Fri.-Thur., 8 The Class – Fri.-Thur., 5:30

UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) State Of Play (PG13)– Sat.-Sun 1, 4, 7:20, 10:15 Fri. 4, 7:20, 10:15 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7:20 I Love You Man (R) – Sat.-Sun 12:30, 3:45, 6:40, 9:20 Fri. 3:45, 6:40, 9:20 Mon.-Thurs. 3:45, 6:40 Monsters Vs Aliens (PG) – Sat.-Sun 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:15, 9:40 Fri. 4:45, 7:15, 9:40 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:15 Sin Nombre (R)– Sat.-Sun 12, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40, 10 Fri. 5:10, 7:40, 10 Mon.-Thurs. 5:10, 7:40 Adventureland (R) – Sat.-Sun 12:45, 3:50, 6:50, 9:30 Fri. 3:50, 6:50, 9:30 Mon.-Thurs. 3:50, 6:50 Hannah Montana (G) – Sat.-Sun 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:50 Fri. 4:15, 7, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) 17 Again (PG13) – Sat.-Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10 Fri. 4:20, 7:20, 10, Mon-Tuesday 4:20, 7:20 Fast and the Furious (PG13) – Sat.-Sun., 1, 4, 7, 10:20, Fri 4, 7, 10:20 Mon.-Tues. 4, 7 Hannah Montana The Movie (G) – Sat.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Mon.Tues. 4:30, 7:30 Dragonball Evolution (PG) – Sat.-Sun. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 9:40 Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 9:40 Mon.-Tues. 4:40,

7:40 Monsters Vs. Aliens (PG) – Sat.-Sun 1, 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Fri., 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Mon.-Tues. 4:10, 7:10 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Observe and Report (R) – Fri.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:15, 9:20 Mon.-Thurs. 1:30, 4:30, 7:15 Crank 2 (R) – Fri.-Sun. 1, 4, 7:30, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs. 1, 4, 7:30 Duplicity (PG13) – Fri.-Sun. 1, 4, 6:45, 9:30 Mon.Thurs. 1, 4, 6:45 Fast And The Furious (PG13) – Fri.-Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:40 Mon.-Thurs. 1:15, 4:15, 7 THE MONTAUK MOVIE (631-668-2393) Observe and Report (R) – Fri.-Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10 Mon.-Thurs. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PERFORMING ARTS CENTER(631-288-1500) Gommorah – Sat. 7:30, Sun. 1, 4 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Food / Dining Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer “The asparagus are growing.” This was a comment made to me some weeks ago. It immediately conjured up visions of spring although the temperature at the time was still in the 30s. These were sweet words to hear after the winter. Asparagus isn’t new to the season. It’s available at supermarkets and specialty food stores throughout the year from far away places and at premium prices. It’s only new in that it is currently coming in from California and there is nothing to match the first tender stalks of spring for flavor and texture. Local asparagus from our own East End farms will not be sprouting until late May or June. And never mind if they’re thin, medium or thick. The real secret of quality asparagus lies in freshness, not in size! To prepare them for cooking break off the bottom stems from where they naturally bend, then with a paring knife, trim off the points along the spears as they could harbor sand then rinse well. Asparagus has zero fat, is very low in calories and carbohydrates, high in potassium with a good amount of vitamin C. So make the most of it. For pasta, thin to medium asparagus would be preferable so they can be cut into bite size pieces. Creamy fresh ricotta cheese is the basis for pasta shells with asparagus and it’s simply luscious. The recipe for roasted asparagus in a hot oven has been prevalent in cooking magazines and newspaper articles for years. Full credit for this masterpiece of simplicity must be given to Johanne Killeen and George Germon of Al Forno’s restaurant in Providence, Rhode Island. They introduced us to the recipe in their 1991 classic, Cucina Simpatica, Harper Collins. There have been many takes on the recipe since. My inspiration for roasted asparagus includes slivers of garlic and parsley.

Signs of Spring: Asparagus 2 tablespoons coarse (kosher) salt for the pasta water 1. Break asparagus spears where they naturally bend and discard tough ends. Trim off points along the spears as they may harbor sand, leaving the tender tips. Rinse well. Cut vegetable into one-inch pieces then place in a skillet barely covered with water and bring to the boil. Cook asparagus at a brisk simmer until tender, but with a bite, about 24 minutes, depending on size. While asparagus cooks, stir together the ricotta and cream and put into a skillet. Drain cooked asparagus and stir into the ricotta mixture.

3/4 pound thin to medium asparagus 3/4 pound fresh ricotta, if commercial ricotta, drain for several hours or overnight 3/4 cup light cream Coarse salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 2-3 tablespoons finely chopped flat-leaf Italian parsley For the pasta: 1 pound medium pasta shells

2. Meanwhile, bring a five-quart pot of water to the boil. Add salt and put in the pasta all at once. Stir pasta to separate, maintain a rolling boil and cook about 9-12 minutes or until al dente. Taste for doneness. Ladle about 1/4 cup pasta water into the ricotta/asparagus mixture before draining and keep warm over low heat for 3-4 minutes, stirring with a wooden spoon to smooth the mixture. Season with salt, pepper to taste, add parsley and stir to mix. 3. Drain the pasta and immediately transfer to a warm serving bowl. Pour over the ricotta and asparagus mixture and gently toss to completely coat with the sauce. Serve at once in warm pasta bowls.

ROASTED ASPARAGUS ITALIAN STYLE Freshness is what counts with asparagus, not size. Serves 4-6

1. Break asparagus spears where they naturally bend and discard tough ends. Trim points along the spears, leaving the tender tips. Rinse and pat dry with paper towel. 2. Pour olive oil, salt and pepper into the center of a baking sheet. Arrange asparagus and garlic over the oil mixture and toss to coat in the oil. Spread to one layer deep and season with salt and pepper. Roast in preheated oven for 8-10 minutes until just tender. Remove from heat. Sprinkle with parsley and serve. PASTA SHELLS WITH RICOTTA AND ASPARAGUS Thin asparagus is preferred for this dish so that they can be cut into bite size pieces. Serves 4 - 6 For the sauce:

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Daily Specials ALMOND RESTAURANT – Classic French bistro offering unpretentious French food at affordable prices. Open for dinner Thursday through Tuesday starting at 6 p.m., closed on Wednesday. At 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, 631-537-8885, THE ATHENS GRILL - Located in Historic Riverhead, offering the best Neo-Greek/Mediterranean Cuisine. Serving lunch and dinner Monday - Saturday. 33 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-1301. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30 a.m. to 10 a.m. From noon to 3 p.m., serving casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631668-2345. CHEQUIT INN – 23 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-0018. FINN McCOOL’S – Open seven days, lunch and dinner. Sun.-Thurs., $19.99 prix fixe. Come check out our new menu. Nightly limo service, $15 per person, roundtrip. Late night bar menu seven days. 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-998-3271. THE GRILLE AT FISHERMAN’S REST – Serving a menu ranging from legendary thin-crust pizzas to creative seafood specials, The Grille is open seven days a week from 11:30 a.m. through midnight. Located at 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-765-3474. GURNEY’S INN RESORT & SPA – Traditional Easter Dinner served Sunday, April 12, 1-9 p.m. Choice of nine entrées, includes appetizer and dessert, unless otherwise indicated. Separate children’s menu. Meet the Easter Bunny 1-6 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Hwy., Montauk. 631-668-2345. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso Bar, Bakery, Coffee Roastery, and Full-Service Café serving breakfast, lunch and desserts. Open every day all year, 6 a.m. - 7 p.m. Locations at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill, and at 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – A true “foodies delight” featuring the freshest seafood and local produce available. Platinum Chef winner Cheffe Colette creates an inventive menu with some pleasant surprises. Dine outside on the waterfront verandah and enjoy the best sunsets in the Hamptons, at The Inn Spot On The Bay, 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200.

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place. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. THE REGULARS MUSIC CAFÉ – Live music. Great food. Lunch, dinner, happy hour, half priced drinks 5-7 p.m. 631-287-2900 1271 North Sea Rd, Southampton. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon. through Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food in an old Southwestern technique. Ribs, wraps, ‘ritas! Dinner every night. 221 Pantigo Rd. East Hampton. 631-324-7166. TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry. Open year round. Located at 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703. VILLA PAUL RESTAURANT – The third generation continues to serve the same consistent recipes for over 42 years. 162 Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. Call to make reservations 631-728-3261. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK – ‘60s Surfer Beach Style. Grilled ka-bobs, great burgers, vegetarian choices and salads. Open daily for lunch, dinner and takeout. Brunch, Sat. and Sun., 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6060.

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FRIDAY, 17 THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET – Ninotchka plays at Bay Street Theatre on the Long Wharf in Sag Harbor. 8 p.m. $5. 631-725-9500. BATTLE OF THE BANDS – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. $5. 7 p.m. 631-267-3117. YOGA AT THE LIBRARY – The Quogue Library will be hosting adult yoga classes on Tuesday and Friday mornings at 10:15 a.m. There is a fee of $7 per class, please wear comfortable clothes and bring a mat. Call 631-653-4224 x 4 to register. STOP TEXTING AND TALK TO ME – Friday Night Dialogues at the Shelter Island Public Library presents: “Stop Texting And Talk To Me!” Award-winning Shelter Island playwright and filmmaker, Jeff Baron, will show his provocative eight-minute film, “Goodbye,” and discuss the effects of technology on personal interactions. 7 p.m. 631-7490042. LITTLE ANTHONY AND THE IMPERIALS – Little Anthony presents a stroll down memory lane, celebrating timeless hits. 8 p.m. Tickets are $95, $80, and $65. The Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach, 631-288-1500. DOUG DWYER TRIO – 6:30 to 9:30 pm. Regulars Music Café, 1271 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-287-2900. BRUSH UP YOUR SHAKESPEARE AT THE HAMPTON LIBRARY – A monthly study of Shakespeare’s most memorable, beloved sonnets. 10 a.m. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. HAMPTON BALLET THEATRE SCHOOL PREMIERES THE LITTLEST MERMAID – $15 for adults and $10 for children under 12. 3 p.m. John Drew Theater, 158 Main St, East Hampton. 631-237-4810. FRIENDS OF THE EH HISTORICAL SOCIETY PRESENTS – Civil War: Letters from Home with Peggy Sherrill, Kenneth Collum & Hugh King. 7 p.m. Clinton Academy Museum, 101 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-6850. SATURDAY, 18 THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET – Being There plays at Bay Street Theatre on the Long Wharf in Sag


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For reservations call 631 899-3181. MONDAY, 20 FILM SCREENING: GOMORRAH – Directed by OPEN ARTS STUDIO – Open drawing studio every Matteo Garrone. A dense, sprawling exposé of the corruption Monday. Easels, donkeys and drawing boards provided. 11 plaguing the communities of Naples and Caserta in modernIndian Wells Hwy. 6 to 9 p.m. 631-267-2787. $15. day Italy. 7:30 p.m. $10 for adults, $7 for seniors and stuCHAIR YOGA WITH SHARMILA – Sharmila Cohendents, and $3 for film society Gold will lead classes in chair members. Westhampton Beach yoga, a gentle form of yoga pracPICK OF Performing Arts Center, 76 Main ticed sitting in a chair or standStreet, Westhampton Beach, 631THE WEEK ing with the chair for support. $5 288-1500. per session. 631-725-0049. 8:30 LONGHOUSE RESERVE BASEBALL FUNDRAISER – 4/18 – Food, fun, AM - 9:30 AM. John Jermain PRESENTS KNOW THINE prizes, cash bar, and baseball fun! Proceeds go to Library, Main St., Sag Harbor. ENEMY: A GARDEN WORKHamptons Collegiate Baseball and the East End SHOP – Dr. Andrew Senesac of TUESDAY, 21 Little League. 7 p.m. Casey’s in Westhampton Cornell University Extension will UNINSTRUCTED LIFE Beach. 631-238-8251. lead an illustrated lecture on DRAWING – 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Weeds and Weeding: and 7 to 9:30 p.m. at the Identification and Eradication. 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. 133 Hands Southampton Cultural Center. 631-287-4377. Creek Rd., East Hampton. 631-329-3568. ASTRONOMY FOR EVERYONE – Kevin Manning, BASEBALL FUNDRAISER – Food, fun, prizes, cash bar, astrophysicist and former consultant with NASA, will teach and baseball fun! Proceeds go to Hamptons Collegiate you about the universe. 7 - 8:45 p.m. Hampton Bays Public Baseball and the East End Little League. 7 p.m. Casey’s in Library, Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. Westhampton Beach. 631-238-8251. SCOTT CHASKEY SPEAKS AT DUKE LECTURE THE BLUE COLLAR BAND – Crossroads Coffeehouse. HALL – Sustainability speaker series presents Scott $10. 7 to 11 p.m. Springs Church Community Center, Old Chaskey, in a talk titled, “Equanimity: An Organ Approach.” Stone Highway, East Hampton. 631-907-4838. The leader of the local Quail Hill Farm will share thoughts SOUTHAMPTON ROSE SOCIETY PRESENTS – Annual Pruning/Rose Care Session. Informal discussions with local rosarians to follow in Cooper Hall where refreshements will be served. Free. 10:30 a.m. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd. Southampton. 631-293-6509. HOW TO USE YOUR CELL PHONE AT THE HAMPTON LIBRARY – Lecture on using your cell phone’s features. This workshop is not for iPhone users. Bring your cell phone and manual. $5. 11:30 a.m. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. HAMPTON BALLET THEATRE SCHOOL PREMIERES THE LITTLEST MERMAID – See 4/17 for info. HEARTHSIDE POETRY READINGS AT THE ROGERS – Poetry reading. 4 p.m. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-204-1240. POET GRACE SCHULMAN AT CANIO’S BOOKS – Poet Grace Schulman presents an appreciation of poet Marianne Moore. 6 p.m. Canio’s Books, 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. BACH FOR TWO: MUSIC FOR VIOLIN AND HARPSICHORD – Part of the Southampton Cultural Center Chamber Music Series. $20 for adults, $10 for students and seniors. 7 p.m. The Southampton Cultural Center, Southampton. 646-279-2799. A GOLDEN OLDIES CELEBRATION – The Hampton Bays Performing Arts Parents Assn. and Hampton Bays School Music Dept. present A Golden Oldies Celebration to benefit music department. Larry Liso, The Cascades, Steve Mitchel, and Twin Gold with Special Guest Star, Prentiss McNeil. $30. 7:30 p.m. Hampton Bays High School Auditorium, Hampton Bays. 631-722-3927. SUNDAY, 19 FAMILY VOLLEYBALL – Giant family volleyball at the Montauk Playhouse. 1 to 2:30 p.m. Montauk. Please call 631668-1612 for more info. FILM SCREENING: GOMORRAH – See 4/18 info. Screenings at 1 and 4 p.m. HOLOCAUST REMEBRANCE DAY – All are welcome. 11 a.m. The Jewish Center of the Hamptons, 44 Woods Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-9858. MINDFULNESS MEDITATION CLASS – Guided meditation including progressive relaxation. Free. 1 p.m. Mandala Ayurvedic Healing arts, Amagansett Square, Amagansett. 631-267-6144. SUGIHARA: A CONSPIRACY OF KINDNESS – East End Jewish Community Council presents a historical documentary that tells the remarkable story of Chiune Sugihara

and observations on caring for land, building community and sustainability. 7:30 p.m. Stony Brook Southampton. 631-6325088 WEDNESDAY, 22 GEOFFREY PAUL GORDON LEADS PLAYWRITING WORKSHOP – $5 per session or $20 for the series. Please register in advance by calling the library at 725-0049. 5 – 7 p.m. John Jermain Library, Main St., Sag Harbor. FIONA MAAZEL AND JOHN WRAY – Popular young fiction writers read. 7 p.m. Duke Lecture Hall, Stony Brook University, Southampton. 631-632-5030 WEHM MIKE MAZ HOSTS TALENT NIGHT – 7 to 10 p.m. Regulars Music Café, 1271 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-287-2900. THURSDAY, 23 BASTARDS OF BOOM – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. 9 p.m. $10. 631-267-3117. OUTDOOR AND RECREATION SATURDAY, 18 SHORE AND WADING BIRDS OF SHINNECOCK BAY – Morning wildlife search along Dune Road in Hampton Bays. Binoculars required. 8:30 to 11 a.m. Call Steve Biasetti at 631-765-6450 x 205. SUNDAY, 19 HITHER HILLS STATE PARK HOSTS HALFMARATHON BENEFIT – Paddler marathon will benefit humanity east end catastrophic fund. The course will begin at Navy Road Park in Montauk and follow a scenic trail-route through Hither Hills State Park. The entry fee is $65 per person or $50 per person for 2-person relay teams. 9 a.m. Hither Hills State Park, Montauk. Call Paddlers for Humanity at 646-387-7514.

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Dan Fardella Via e-mail Yeah, but where would they garage it? – DR

WON’T BACK DOWN Dear Dan, Regarding your “Breaking News” article in the April 10 edition of Dan’s Papers regarding the swans, I just want to show the world how cantankerous the male swan can be. We were at the pond watching the swans from a safe distance, when the male swan made a straight b-line to our car which was parked a distance from the nest. Nothing scared him off, honking, starting the car or trying to back up. He held on for dear life. From now on I am going to take the long way around the pond to steer clear of them. If I had read your report before we went to visit the pond, we would have stayed away. Hell hath no fury like a swan scorned! Michael Schleiff Male swans could be rented out as security guards. – DR UP UP AND AWAY Dear Dan, I just read the article by Dan on “Hamptons Zepplins” and for the last two years I have been lobbying an airship company that operates in San Francisco to open a route from NYC to points east – also from NYC and Long Island to Atlantic City. Of course, all my letters have fallen on deaf ears. As a marketing specialist and producer, I want to get involved by doing the promo work. Perhaps all of the heavy hitters (don’t tell me there are no wealthy people left in the Hamptons) could set up the shuttle by purchasing the 40-passenger airship and a crew. The advertising potential is astounding.

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA Dear Dan, If I got dragged downtown on charges of fraud, forgery, and operating a Madoff scheme AND I was innocent, I’d have a big toothy smile that would surly fend off any perceptions created by a lens of lesser quality; bulging cheeks to boot.

entered our aquifers and contaminated our soil. Classified as a carcinogen, the Environmental Protection Agency has listed Long Island as having nearly the highest MTBE contamination in the nation. Exposure to MTBE by inhaling vapors via soil vapor intrusion can lead to various forms of cancer including leukemia and lymphoma. Avoiding MTBE vapors on Long Island is difficult, considering how extensive our damage is. Until MTBE and other pollutants are fully addressed and removed from our environment, excessive cancer rates will continue. The public cannot be misinformed. Smoking and diet cannot be the scapegoat for a dangerous environment.

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Jason E. Hill Ridge, NY Via e-mail

They do look worried. – DR

They need to find what this is. – DR

MTBE AND BREAST CANCER Dear Dan, The statistics are absolutely frightening. One in seven women living on Long Island compared to one in 29 nationwide will be diagnosed with breast cancer. Considering the disproportionate number of women in Nassau and Suffolk County who are diagnosed with breast cancer each year, it is disturbing to accept that researchers have not yet been able to narrow their focus from a vast array of environmental pollutants that may be serving as catalysts for this devastating disease. The irony involved with breast cancer studies on Long Island is overwhelming. In order to understand the complexity and cause of this disease, we cannot ignore the environment as a distinct threat to our personal health, as officials would lead us to believe. To say that these studies are misleading would be an understatement. Our environment is by no means safe. To make proper conclusions, we must not omit parts to the equation. Specifically, overwhelming evidence that our environment is toxic. What we are not being told may be hastening our demise. Groundwater contamination is a serious problem on Long Island. Released into the environment from leaking underground gasoline storage tanks, the now-banned gasoline additive MTBE (methyl tertiary butyl ether) has done significant damage. Used originally to enhance the burning qualities of gasoline, it has

TAKE THE BAIT Dear Dan, Many vocal license supporters in the NY/NJ metro argue about Florida’s license being a model to go by. Take a look at what local residents and tackle shops think of the new plan to FINALLY license state residents who’ve been exempt from licensing requirements for more than 20 years! Recreational anglers on Long Island needed a simple registry to count the saltwater anglers; Albany wanted more money to distribute along the bureaucratic supply chain. The New York saltwater license is simply a registry with an inflated user fee attached (in other words, a tax), and it’s certainly not what the federal government had mandated, regardless of what’s often been written. Jim Hutchinson, Jr. Managing Director of the Recreational Fishing Alliance Forest Hills, NY Tom Melton Senior Field Editor of The Fisherman Magazine Manorville, NY Something sure is fishy. – DR

Police Blotter Very Sad In front of the Starbucks Coffee Shop in Southampton an accident took place that ended in the death a 16year-old. A 1995 Cevrolet Camaro was proceeding westbound on County Rd 39 during light rain and spun out of control, colliding with a 2006 Toyota sedan. Pablo Saldivar, 16, of Sag Harbor, was pronounced dead at Southampton Hospital. Standoff A scary standoff took place in Flanders last week when Tomaz Lepski threatened to kill himself with a kitchen knife unless police left the premises of a home that he had entered. The man was violating an order of protection. A hostage negotiator was called onto the scene and after a long negotiation members of the Emergency Services Unit were able to successfully take Lepski into custody after a struggle. Pay Your Fines A man was taken into custody by police for failure to pay a fine. He was stopped by police for an unrelated incident. When he was taken into custody and was processed at police headquarters, he paid his fine and

was released. Drunk Dialing A man who was intoxicated in Hampton Bays was seen driving erratically by police and talking on his cell phone. When he was pulled over, the man failed a sobriety test and was subsequently arrested. His drunk-dialed friend on the other end of the line thought the entire call was a complete joke, and could be heard on speaker phone laughing as the inebriate was arrested. Interesting Dish A man in East Hampton was pulled over for a traffic violation. The man appeared to be under the influence of drugs and had brownie crumbs all over his face. Suspecting foul play, the officer tested a plate of brownies sitting beside the man and determined that they were backed with a good helping of marijuana. The man was arrested. Party Time A group of about a dozen teenagers broke into a Southampton home and decided that they were going

to have a party. The home’s caretaker showed up, however, and the automatic security alarm went off. The teens, who all understood the difference between a house alarm and party music, made a run for it out the back door, as bottles of beer and alcohol were left behind. The teens’ ages ranged from 15 to 18 years old. Police arrived shortly after the alarm went off and went on a manhunt to round up the teens. Some of the teens turned themselves in, while others were hunted down with a German Shepherd and rounded them up. Police found marijuana in the house. About a dozen or so teens were arrested, and police say that there were some who got away, but are expected to be caught. The investigation is still underway. Now that is not what the homeowners were expecting when they bought their “summer get-away” in Southampton. 83-Year-Old Drunk An 83-year-old drunk driver was arrested in Quogue by Village police at 8:45 p.m. last week. He was charged with a DWI. The man had been spotted by many residents driving erratically. - David Lion Rattiner

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â&#x20AC;˘ Energy Star Systems â&#x20AC;˘ Ductless A/C â&#x20AC;˘ Financing Available

and Full Professional Wait Staff

28 Years Serving East End Sales, Service, Installations

From Set-up to Clean-up

631-698-2903 516-383-3638





Interior Design



Audio/Home Theater




NPlasmas NLight

Shows Packages All Occasions! since 1989 (631) 365-9827 (631) 903-4890 NParty

Interior Design Fabrics - Upholstery Drapery Workroom 631-324-5132


All sizes in stock


Custom Phone Systems


Inn Thee Hamptonss Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s...


Calll Mikee 244 Hours

631-726-4640 Showroom... Openn Sat.. 12-44 Dailyy byy Appt. Montaukk Hwy.,, Watermilll NY 11976



Residential / Commercial Cleaning Services

Creative Craftsman Inc. est 1980

Using 100% All Natural and Non-Toxic Products.

Renovation â&#x20AC;˘ Builder

Specialties Raised Panel Wall Systems and Rooms Basements â&#x20AC;˘ Bathroom â&#x20AC;˘ Kitchen Doors â&#x20AC;˘ Molding â&#x20AC;˘ Crown

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Fax (631)648-7480

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Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday


Fine Tuning

Since 1976!



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Buy,, Sell,, Rent,, Tune,, Move Summer Pianoo Rentals


Our advertisers renew their Service Directory ads year after year.

Home Theaters TVâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pre-Wiring

28 Cameron St., Southampton




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631.278.8594 516.851.9360 1198572



)Custom Home Theater Designs )Residential/ Commercial )Phone Systems )Smart Homes Automation, Control & Programming )New & old pre-wire construction specialists )Full line of Audio/Video equipment & supplies )Sales, Service & Installation


Professional Photography

Fast, Friendly, Professional Service Pete Vella

CSIA Certified Technician

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

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Eastt End d Chimney y LTD. Specializing in: • Fireplace Restoration/Installation • Stacks • Brownstones, Townhouses & Pre-War Homes • All Types of Masonry Residential/Commercial Video o Scanning y Liners Chimney

888-878-3046 631-878-0999


Licensed & Insured

Construction Management Construction Management

Design Installation Repair


Elitee Closetss Inc.


Timeline Management Services




Construction Manag.

Estate Management




#1 Deck Builder on the East End

Tel: 212.371.6813 f or a personall in-homee consultation Innovative home storage solutions, including closets, laundry rooms, garage & basements. Handcrafted, high quality from experienced, reliable professionals.


631-331-3730 cell 631-294-9627 AMERICLEANRUS . COM


Additions Kitchens • Bathrooms Lic.




Custom Carpentry

• Prompt • Reliable • Quality Owner Operated Deal Direct


East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured

Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday

Residential/Commercial Cleaning Services Using 100% All Natural and Non-Toxic Products.

Tobago Decks Decks Tobago Tobago Decks Premiere East End Deck Builders Decking the Hamptons for over 30 years

Alll otherr outdoorr construction. Pergulas, Shower Enclosures & Porches Licensed / Insured We Secure All Permits 1198932



Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday


Deck Replacement • Deck Resurface • Deck Repair

Construction INSURED


Contact Michael







Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-283-1000


Dan W. Leach • Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists • Cedar Siding + Shakes • Custom Deck Building • All Roofing Guaranteed! • Finished Basements

(631)) 769-1584

celll (516)) 524-4536 Licensed & Insured

Highest Quality • Best Service


Design And Construction Of Fine Exteriors




Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday



Cedar • Mahogany • Ipe • TimberTech® Premier Installer


Masonry • Hardscapes • Powerwashing • Cleaning


Satisfaction Guaranteed

Commercial & Residental

Cedar • Mahogany • IPE • Composite • Hidden Clips


• Truck Mounted Steam Cleaning • Carpet • Upholstery • Tile & Grout Like New • Area Rugs • Silk • Wool Bonded Insured

Powerwashing Call Us First


We Don’t Cut Corners We Clean Them

Fenimore HomeConstruction andd Renovation,, Inc.


Design • Build • Maintain



in the Hamptons.


Calll 631-267-9018



Handyman n Servicess Available



Northh & Southh Forks

Deck Specialists


EH License #7347-2009

SH License #L000856

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, April 17, 2009 Page 56



Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

Licensed & Insured Bob DiGregorio

GJS S Electric,, LLC





AirrQualityyIssuess& &Testing dRemediation n Mold Lower Heating g& & A/C C Costss &Improve e YourrAir Quality! Serving the East End

631-283-0758 1198623

Belgium Block, Brick Pavers Stoops, Patios, Pool Scapes


WILKEN ELECTRIC Specialists in ANYTHING Electric Will beat any written estimate Small ad= Small price Lic & Ins

Driveways, Aprons, Repairs,

Asphalt, Gravel, RCA Expert Grading, Drywells Cesspools Installed







LOWEST PRICES Free Estimates



DO O IT T "THE E SHEA A WAY" 1198585

ROBERTS ASPHALT CO. INC. Oil & Stone Driveway Specialist

Blacktop Driveways/Parking Areas Custom Masonry, Cobblestone & Paving Stone New Construction and Resurfacing Free Estimates Family Owned & Operated For Over 35 Years

631-475-1906 •

Phone/Fax: (631) 283-9525 Cell: (516) 250-7773 email: 52 Mariners Drive, Southampton

Licensed and Insured

Expertt in n Lighting

Design & Installation

ROCHE ELECTRICAL Commercial - Residential

26 Years Experience

Landscape lighting specialist Call Jimmy



Harborview Electric Inc.

• Custom Home Wiring • New Work • Renovations • Service Upgrades • Landscape Lighting • Swimming Pools • Generators • High Hats • Decorative Lighting Licensed & Insured

631 1 821-5989 Free Estimates /Service Calls



Board Certified 1198989

D.A.Z. Electrical Contractor, Inc.


Can Be Harmful To Your Health and Your Home

FOR ALL YOUR ELECTRICAL NEEDS! Licensed & Insured Call: 631-329-9590

For inspections, testing & removal, call


Suffolk Moonlighting




631 287-2768

• Mold/Fungi Investigating And Consulting • Air Sampling For Testing And Analyzing of Fungi And Other Airborne Pollutants • Mold/Fungi Remediation


631-664-7429 Driveways

Electrical Design Construction • Maintenance Solar Photovoltaic Installations


Residential • Commercial


William m J.. Shea ELECTRIC

Our Electrical Services Include: • Lighting & Electrical Repairs • House & Home Office Wiring • Generator Sales & Installations • Computer, Telephone Wiring • Home Automation Services




287-6060 (631)324-6060






24-hrr Emergencyy Service







Southampton, NY 11968

Asphalt Paving GREAT PRICES! QUALITY WORK! Free Estimates




Grading, Backhoe Topsoil, Drainage Driveways, Parking lots Tennis Courts, Maintenance



Residential/Commercial Solar Installations LED Lighting



Licensed Master Electrician


Full Service Electrical Contracting




over 25 years




Electrical Contractors


• 24 Hr. Emergency Srv.



...becausee you’vee gott betterr thingss to o do.

Office: 631-981-1889 • Mobile: 631-241-8414


Duct Cleaning


• Residential and Commercial • All Phases of Custom Electrical Work

For All Your Electrical Needs Licensed & Insured Specializing in:

Service Upgrades Full Service Electricians NO JOB TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL


Call 631-484-0513


ext. 82 ask for Britt

Referencess Available

(631)) 298-4545 (631)) 287-24033 GARY Y SALICE LICENSED/INSURED




Peter’s Closet Company


Electricall Contractors



“Valet Parking... For Your Clothes!”

Lightingg Design/Controls Homee Automationn Computer Networks Audio/Video/HomeTheater Landscapee Lightingg Automaticc Generator Sales

All Types of Landscape Lighting, Pool Automation Systems Installed and Serviced, JANDY, POLARIS, HADCO, Pool Houses Wired, Outdoor Kitchens, Hot Tubs Wired, Energy Saver Power Units Available,

Electrical Contractors

to set up an appointment today!

Brad d C.. Slack Certified d Indoor Environmentalist

27 Years in Construction and Building Science 7 days a week at Office: 631.929.5454 Cell: 631.252.7775 email: web: Montauk to Manhattan 1198560

Advertise your business in Dans’ Papers Service Directory and find out why advertisers renew their ads year after year. 631-283-1000


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, April 17, 2009 Page 57

(OME3ERVICES Fences/Railings







Island Floors & Construction WOOD F LOORING SPECIALIST

• Installing • Refinishing • Dustlesss Sanding • Custom m Staining • Deckk Sandingg & Refinishing Economic Special - 10% Discount

Tall Guy

631-878-3625 Licensed & Insured

Copperr Gutters Copperr Leaders Custom m Copperr Work Thru u Flashing Chimney y Repairs Standing g Seam m Roofs Copperr Roofs

Install Prefinished / Unfinished Sanding, Refinishing Staining, Bleaching, Pickle & Repairs All Work Guaranteed Free Estimates


631-831-0951 631-329-2138



EXPERTS IN Residential and Commercial Automated Gate Access Systems. Elegant and Functional Gated Entrances. New Installations or Existing Gates


“A family business”


Hardwood Flooring







Bridgehampton, L.I, NY


gÉÑ Y ÄÉÉÜ American Craftsmen


Canine Control Company


61 Main Street, Southampton, NY © 2009 Invisible Fence, Inc.


The best preparation, ultra-smooth surface, & long lasting finish

Commercial & Residential lic./ins.

We will meet or beat any price for comparable work


LIC 28,78-6-HI • References Available


631-681-1028 631-399-1644

516.510.7634 631.873.4788

Deck Repairs Painting Spackling Yard Work Gutter Cleaning Screen Replacements Powerwashing Call Pete

$5999 MOST HOUSES $5

Free Estimates 1198889



Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

Since 1975 Father - Son Team Interior Moulding Siding, Windows Door Kitchens, Baths Termite Repairs

Painting Powerwashing Drywall / Spackle Deck Specialist

CARPET ONE Floor & Home

Latest Technology

Call For All Your Handyman Needs

“The Atomic DCS” Dust Free Sanding System Installations Sanding & Finishing Buffing & Waxing

Licensed & Insured

Handy Man

The Original Hampton Hubby Service LOCAL GUY

No Job Too Small! Interior/Exterior Roofing & Siding Windows & Doors Full Tree Service Painting, Powerwashing Deck Repairs You Ask! We Do It! Excellent References

631-287-9277 1198942

Residential • Commercial 1198672

Call for Free Price Quote


Handy Mike


Floor Sanding

To advertise in the most widely read Service Directory in the Hamptons, call Dan’s Classified Dept 631-283-1000





The A+Handiest

& Window Cleaning


Faucet Installations Repair Sub-Pumps, Brick, Block, Stampcrete, Cabinets, Decks, Doors, Electric, Timers/Boiler Controls, Celing Fans, Textured Spackling/Plaster/Painting Biscuit Molding & Framing Brass/Screen Enclosures Gutters Power Washing... 27 Years Hands-On Work Bob: Color Portfolio/References


Professional Gutter Cleaning

See what our happy customers are so proud of


Nassau 516-922-0044

Suffolk 631-979-8866

Over 15 years experience



ALCOA “Preferred Contractor”

Designers & Mfrs. of Custom Wood Fencing. • Walk/Driveway Gates • Arbors • Pool • Deer • Commercial Chain Link • Dumpster Enclosures • Bumper Posts


Locally Serving Long Island since 1985

Seamless Aluminum Rain Gutters and Leaf Protection Systems Certified and Authorized ALCOA “Leaf-Relief” Installer Standard and Half Round Gutters




Family Owned & Operated for 32 years Custom Entry Gates and Auto Gate Operators, Phone Entry Cameras, All Types of Fence, Aluminum, Steel, Custom Wood, Chainlink, Deer Fence, Decks, Sunrooms, Awnings, Pergolas, Arbors Residential • Commercial

. S a c he n




Installations • Sanding Finishing • Repairs Custom Staining

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

















Licensed & Insured

Call 631-839-7397 •


Custom Designs Electronic Automation



631.723.3935 516.250.7985



To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, April 17, 2009 Page 58

(OME3ERVICES Home Improvement

FREE At Home

Steven’ss Handyman Service


*Carpentryy *Paintingg *Decks *Doorss *Crownn *Roofingg * Siding Finishedd Basements Powerr Washingg Etc,, Freee Estimates,, References

Service Contracts Available Sales • Service • Installations


6 3 1-2 6 7-2242

Clean Air is Trane Air™

Home Improvement


Project Coordinator • Andy Iovino

P. T. H O M E IMPROVEMENTS Kitchens & Baths Windows & Doors Siding & Decks Extensions Carpentry Repairs Spackling & Small Jobs

Your Complete Remodeling Company Serving Nassau & Suffolk For Over 30 Years Lic. Ins.

(631) (631)




Specializing in: Installation • Service Start-Up • Winterize Lic/Ins • Free Estimates

(631) 929-1463

SPRINKLER ONE Lawn Sprinklers

A Fair Price For Excellent Work

All Jobs Big and Small All Exterior and Interior • Handyman Projects • Decks & Fence • Painting • Windows • Land Clearing • Misc. • Bath & Kitchen Renovation Specializing in Project Mgt. References Available Licensed & Insured MIKE 631-324-2028 CELL 631-831-5761

Visit us at

Hunter Preferred Contractor • Licensed & Insured Let us take care of your landscaping needs: Hydroseeding Grading • Sod • Landscape Design • Driveways Putting Greens • Dry Wells •Landscape Lighting




Repairs, Maintenance & Renovations 30 Years Experience in All Areas of Home Improvement & New Construction S PECIALIZING IN : K ITCHENS • B ATHROOMS D ECKS • F INISHED B ASEMENTS

a full service irrigation company


Keeping the oceans cleaner & the earth greener Serving the East End FREE CONSULTATIONS

• Servicee • • Installationss • • Renovationss •

P.O. Box 696 Southampton NY 11969 1198568



646.335.7909 1198843

CALLE CONSTRUCTION We Service each Project Until Completion.

• Renovations • Additions • New Construction • Tile Work • Finished Basements • Siding • Roofing • Painting Serving the Hamptons for over 10 Yrs.

917-226-4573 Home 631-907-4155


Original Design Construction Corp.


• Kitchens/Bathroomss • Decks • Dormerss & Extensions • Interiorr & Exteriorr Design • Siding/Roofingg • Basements

Any of your Stone Needs: Polishing • Cleaning • Sealing

1.877.24.STONE 631.351.7188 1198874

Licensed & Insured

Lawn Programs &

355 yrs.. Experiencee builtt on communication,, neatnesss & quality

Irrigation Systems 1198882

licensed & Insured


When nQualityyMatters


631-283-8085 631-287-8741 fax

Everything Under the Roof


Member of: IANY,

(631) 859-3081Ins.

Planning on Improving Your Home? Call One of The Many Vendors in Dan’s Service Directory... And Tell Them You Saw Their Ad in Dan’s



Exterior / Interior Stone



dave greene




System Turn On Monitoring Winterization 2005, 2006, 2007 Design • Installation Contractor of the Year! Hose Spigots The East End Irrigation Specialist Rain Sensors 631-205-5700 Licensed & Insured

K ESSON HomeImprovement Call 631-680-1670 ALL STONE RESTORATION




Prompt & Friendly Response to All Inquiries

FinishedCarpentry Libraries•Kitchens Bathrooms• Painting

Design • Install Maintain • Spring Turn On • Complete, Renovations • Evaluations • Hose Spigots - Dock Lines Wells and Pumps Lic.

Installation, Service, Design


Heating g and d Airr Conditioning

cell 516.449.1389 office 631.324.2028




Professional & Dependable References Available

• Kitchens • Flooring • Heating • AC • Entry & Garage Doors



15 Years Experience



Steve’s Irrigation

by J I M

• Premium Vinyl Siding • Energy Efficient Replacement Windows

Heating/Air Conditioning

Air Conditioning/Heating Heat Pumps/Humidification Custom Wine Cellars


Project Consultation





Handling All Your Handyman Needs & Then Some.

House Watching


Home Improvement



Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-283-1000


Countryside Lawn & Tree • Design • Installation • Garden Renovations • Transplanting • Ponds/Waterfalls • Fine Gardening • Lawn Maintenance • Re-vegetations • Perennial Gardens • Natural Screenings • Irrigation Installations/Service • Tree/Shrub Pruning & Removals • Spring/Fall Cleanups • Sod • Mulch • Annuals/Pots • Bobcat Service/Land Clearing • Also Specializing in Masonry • Landscape Lighting Excellent References Lic. Ins.

631-324-4212 1198505

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, April 17, 2009 Page 59

(OME3ERVICES Landscape/Garden


Leylandd Cypress


FULL SERVICE LANDSCAPE COMPANY We provide a professionally coordinated maintenance program tailored to your property & style.


To Our Clients THANK YOU


References Available

(631)287-1075 1198873



631-324-2028 631-723-3212

Referencess Available

• Tree & Privacy Planting • Irrigation Install & Service • Sod / Seed / Grading • Pavers & Belgian Blocks • Walkways & Patios • Driveways • Aprons, Stone Walls • Weekly Lawn Care / Cleanups • Underground Drainage • Drywells • Bobcat Service • Deer Fence Comm. Res. Lic. Ins.


Outdoor Expressions Landscape Design • Installation & Maintenance Container Planting • Grading


631 1198995

Licensed Insured

Residential Commercial



•Landscaping •Sprinkler Systems •Tree Service •Masonry


Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

Certified, Licensed, Insured




House watching

Since 1993

Lic. & Ins. References 20 yrs experience Chris cell off.


cell 631.513.5720


Complete Bathroom Remodeling Wood Flooring & Moldings

Providing the experience and professional service you need to ensure the beauty and satisfaction of your project.

631-739-4092 631-725-0115

Visit Us at:

W W W. C N F F L O O R I N G . C O M


Complete Services


Tile & Stone Installations

lic 28,002



From Simple Lawn and Plantings Care, Cleanups To Landscape Design and Installation, Hydroseeding, Stone Walls, Grading, Excavation





sonry & Landscaping Ma Patios Custom BBQ’s Walkways Pillars Driveways Blue Stone Pavers Cultured Stone Landscape Design & Irrigation

15+ Years Experience.


631-514-1533 • FREE Estimates

Jonn Christensenn & Co. Ownerr Operator


The Original

Over 20 Years of Showing Up! Where excellence & value work hand in hand • Complete Property Care • Landscapes Created & Maintained • Masonry • Irrigation Member: NYS Turfgrass Assoc. Cornell Cooperative




“We Turn Your Dreams to Greens”

• Brick Patios & Walkways • Belgian Block • Garden Walls • Pool Coping

“Designing & Building Residential Golf Greens in the Hamptons for over 18 YEARS”

For Information: 631.744.0214


Curbing $8.50(min.500ft.)

Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990


Licensed & Insured


Design Installation Repair

& Estate Management

Sup erior L andscaping S olutions , Inc .

• Landscape Maintenance Weekly Lawn and Garden Maintenance Pruning Spring/Fall Clean Ups • Gardening Annual/Perennial Plantings, Privacy Planting,Installation, Mulch, Woodchips, Topsoil • Landscape Construction Land Clearing, Grading, Filling, Drainage Systems, Retaining Walls and Planters Installed, Seed/Sod Lawns, Pond/Waterfall Installation • Masonry • Planning Design


Lawn & Landscape Maintenance Tree pruning & removals Planting & Installations Brush chipping


Get the Personalized Service You Deserve

•Full Service Landscaping •Irrigation•Fertilization•Pool Service

Powerwashing #1 Deck Builder on the East End

Make One Call & We Will Do It All Call Chris


Got Pests; Need to Get Rid of Them Call one of our many Pest Control Vendors Today... and tell them you saw their ad in Dan’s

Licensed d Insured Excellentt Locall References





CLASSIC CUSTOM DESIGNS • ELEGANCE IN Paving • Driveways • Pool Decks • Walkways • Patios • Retaining Walls • Masonry • Marble • Granite • Block & Brick Work • Cobblestones • Ponds • Waterfalls • Barbeques



All Phases of Masonry Construction Cobblestone • Brickwork Patios • Walkways Ponds • Waterfalls Pool Areas • Driveways Retaining Walls

Matthew w Rychlik



Consolidate & Save Up to 20%


Complete Landscape Provider Lawn Maintenance, Design, planting installation, clean-up, fertilizing, tree trimming, tree removal, flower gardens, indoor flowers, complete property management Call Jim or Mike

Landscaping Lion



Alll Island







C. Cafiero

Garden design, installation, maintenance & decorating Services

licensed & Insured

patios • driveways • walkways • steps • pool areas • retaining walls • brick paving stone • bluestone cobblestone • culture stone

Installed d or r Do o Itt Yourself

25 years of Experience • Call for Appointment Licensed

Landscape Service

• Spring/Fall Cleanups • LAWN MAINTENANCE • Re-Vegetations • Hedge & Shrub Pruning • FINE GARDENING

• P ropertyy Lines • Pooll Privacy • Neighbor Shield • Deer Resistant


Pesticide Application NYS Certified Arborist & Designer on Staff • Spraying • Deep Root Fertilizing • Trimming • Pruning • Stump Removal • Planting & Transplanting • Drains • Storm Cleanup • Complete Lawn Program • Masonry • Landscape Design • Grading • Brush Clearing • Irrigation • Sod & Seed • Soil Analysis • Low Voltage Lighting



631-765-3130 • 631-283-8025


Free Estimates


Licensed and Insured Commercial and Residential 18 Years Experience All Work Guaranteed Owner on Site Free Estimates






Lic. Montauk-NYC Ins.




Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-283-1000


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, April 17, 2009 Page 60

(OME3ERVICES Moving/Storage


Mastercraft Moving & Trucking


• Tile • Flag Stone • Pavers •In/Outdoor • Patios Fireplaces • Walkways • Custom • Extensions BBQ’s • Aprons • Pillars • Basement • Cultured Entrances Stone “FOR ALL YOUR MASONRY AND TILE NEEDS”


Licensed & Insured Andrew Mobile:

631-445-1644 Bus./Fax: 631-723-2821


HAMPTON M A S O N RY • Expert Design • Meticulous Workmanship • Patios • Walls • Brick • Pool Tile • Cobblestone • Walkways

F Local-Long Distance-Overseas L A T R A T E

on Local & Long Distance Moving

P NYC to East End Daily Express Delivery To All R Points On The East Coast I C (631) 321-7172 I Family Owned & Operated Southampton N G 1198751



One Piece To Entire Residence Local & Long Distance Heated Warehouse Packing & Crating Containerized Storage Packing Material Available Piano Experts NYC Specialists Weekly City Runs


• Fireplace Specialist • Brick/Stone Patio’s & Pool Surrounds • Brick Barbeques • Pizza Ovens

1-866-WE-GUARANTEE (934-8272) Flat Rate Pricing No Hourly Minimums

F Painting/Papering L A Golden Touch T


Best Price for Painting Interior / Exterior Powerwashing & Staining Spackling & Taping 17 Years Experience Free Estimates Licensed & Insured Tel:: 631-878-3131 Cell:: 516-818-3769




631.897.9287 SA


516.702.4674 1199122

1198871 1198856



Powerwashing • Staining

Interior Exterior

Specializing i n I nterior & E xterior Over 20 Years Experience

Staining Bleaching


Sheetrock Repairs

Licensed & Insured Free Estimates

Get T he J ob D one R ight t he F irst T ime


High Quality Workmanship by Scott Anthony Owner on all jobs

631.838.3137 631.902.3287


Licensed / Insured

Golden Eagle Painting 1198945


631-730-8178 631-742-7774cell

Over 20 Yrs Experience

Interior & Exterior Paintingg • Staining

NYS DOT #T-33837 A Bridgehampton Based Company

Specializing g in n

Deckk Maintenance e • Mildew w Removal w Deckk • Buildss & Repairs New g • Installationss & Repairs Alll Siding


Low w Prices

Savee on n Storage One,, Two o or Moree Men Long g Distance Licensedd andd Insured Celll 516-429-7676 Fax x 631-287-7175

All Pro Painting

NY DOT 34514


New Service Directory; Mind, Body & Spirit; Planning on Improving Your Home? Design Directory Call One of The Many and Vendors in Dan’s Classified Ads Service Directory... are up online And Tell Them You Saw 3pm every Their Ad in Dan’s Wednesday!

Freee Estimates





Murals, Nurseries, Faux Finishes, Handpainted Furniture, Portraits, Pets & People

• Exterior/Interior Painting • Deck Service • Staining Lic. & Ins. Lic# 44804H • Powerwashing FREE Estimates



Custom Artwork & Design Specializing g in:


Licensed 631.725.7700 Insured

631-283-6927 516-848-6936 cell



Licensed Insured


“Picture it painted Proffessionally” 2007 Award Winner



Interior/Exterior Powerwashing & Staining Remove Wallpaper Sheetrock Low Prices 16 Years Experience


Interiorr / Exterior 1198987

U.S. Dot # 1802757 Licensed & Insured


K. Maniscalco Mason Contractor Serving the East End for 20 Years.


& the Tri State Area



“Quality Craftsmanship from start to finish”

22” Truck with Lift Gate Montauk to Manhattan





All work guaranteed Free Estimates Interior, Exterior, Powerwashing, Custom Work, Staining, Experienced & Reliable

Nick Cordovano

631-696-8150 Licensed & Insured


CLAUDIO’S PAINTING CORP. “Choose Claudio’s Painting Get Rich Results!”

INTERIOR R / EXTERIOR Powerwashing Staining & Wallpaper Removal Great References / Insured



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Interior / Exterior Powerwashing, Tile Staining, Spackling, & Sheetrocking. Wallpaper Removal Free Estimates





To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, April 17, 2009 Page 61

(OME3ERVICES Painting/Papering

Poison Ivy Control


Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Poison Ivy Control

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas (631) 445-1644 cell

(631) 723-2821 office/fax

POOL L & SPA Gunitee Specialists Safetyy & Automaticc Coverss & Marblee Dusting

Patioo Packagess Available 34


Eastern Suffolk



Commercial • Residential Insured

Wallpaper Wall Covering

631-726-4777 631-324-7474

Owner Operated

Openings Weekly Service

Pools & Spas

$200 Pool Opening Service

Loop -Loc Safety Covers

Service & Maintenance Openings & Closings Safety Covers Salt Generators


onn current Weeklyy Maintenancee andd Chemicals


tt We Get to th e Bo


Repairs Solar Heaterss Leakk Detection Conventionall Heatee r Liner Replacementt CALL FOR PRICING



• Openings & Closings • Loop-Loc Covers • Leak Detection • Repairs • Weekly Service • Solar Heating Certified Pool & Spa Operator


Radio-Dispatched Trucks Pool Construction Weekly Maintenance Expert Repairs Liners Marble Dusting Heaters Safety Covers




Using Ben ja min Moore Paint


631-345-0711 Ins.

pool & spa service

“You Deserve the Royal Treatment.”

•Pool & Spa Service • Openings & Closings • Marble Dusting • Quality Service

631.725.6200 We tailor our services to your needs.




Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

Licensed & Insured


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Live-in, Experienced professional couple wanted to care for Southampton estate. Housekeeping, Serving, Butler, Cooking, etc. Must be legal. Health Benefits plus Car. Call Marsha at 212-956-2221 or fax resume to 212-977-9505.

Food/Beverage Family oriented club seeks highly motivated persons for key positions including Bartenders, Cocktail Persons, Bathhouse Attendants, Ocean and Pool Lifeguards, Stewards, Short Order Cooks, Chef's Assistants, Kitchen Personal, Dishwashers and Table Porters. Persons must be neat in appearance, process good communication and people skills, and be team players. Please call for applications and to schedule an interview. 631-283-7123 Floor Staff Tired of those boring part time jobs? Upscale East End Caterer is looking for Experienced Captains, Bartenders and Waiters for our upcoming season. Great pay, flexible hours/ schedules. If you are ready to be very busy and want to be part of an exciting team, call or email resume (631)267-6680 or

HOSTESS for Southampton restaurant needed. Immediate employment. (631)697-4084 Kitchen Staff Party Chefs, cooks, kitchen staff, must have eye for detail, true dedication to preparing local, organic food properly. Upscale East End Caterer hiring experienced, creative people. Call or email resume (631)267-6680 or

SECURITY PROFFESSIONALS & DOOR PEOPLE Needed For high-end Restaurants, Lounges and Nightclubs Top Money Paid 8 hour Certificate required Call 212.354.2973 for immediate hire.

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Situation Wanted

Tag/Yard/Estate Sale

Waitstaff & Bartenders needed for established Hampton Bays Restaurant. Call Irene 631-276-1844

Experienced, energetic companion/ health aide with driving services available in Suffolk. 631-384-9991.

Southampton Shores Indoor yard sale. Friday, Saturday, Sunday April 17, 18, 19th at 170 Warfield Way, off Noyac Road near Country Deli.

SEEKING ESTATE MANAGHealth Care ER POSITION: Impeccable references over 15 years experiMEDICAL ASSISTANT for ence. (516)967-0595. Alternative Medical Practice in Riverhead. Excellent "IV" skills required. 631-8069164

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Glass & Metal Etagere- 4 Part Time shelves 78" high and 38" wide$300.00. Great commercial disWarehouse PT, organizing, staging, receiv- play unit. Peg Board- 14 assorting, loss prevention. Potential to ed sheets of Grade A peg board. grow into FT position. Fax $70.00 for all 14. Pro Form Treadmill with motorized belt 631-204-9125. tread. $100.00. 24 Mirrored bronze acrylic 4 x 8 sheets. Best Retail Offer. White formica single sink bathroom vanity 48" in length, 22.5" deep and 32" high. Includes American Standard oval sink with single spout fixture. $250.00. Call (631) 324-6161

SEASONAL RETAIL SALES OPPORTUNITIES ABS - A leader in contemporary/ designer women's clothing has the following opportunities available at our Westhampton Beach boutique (open May - September) Store Manager Will be responsible for developing a strong sales team & driving the business. Must be a strong leader, team builder & motivator with proven ability to meet & exceed sales goals. Min. 3 yrs mgmt exp. in better women's clothing. Sales Associates Must be energetic, self-motivated, able to build relationships & develop a strong client base. Previous retail exp. in better women's clothing preferred. email resume to: reference code: Westhampton

Sales DEVI KROELL High-end luxury designer seeking experienced sales associate for East Hampton store. Competitive salary and benefits. E-mail resume to reference code 05.

Moving Sale. Antiques, Oriental Carpets, Art, Used Furniture, Outdoor Furniture, Sofas, Kitchen, etc. Call for descriptions. 631-377-0859 Wonderful, like new, Stokke oval crib including mattress with full bedding. $650. Also Alta baby crib (Italian made) with mattress and matching changing table. $650. 646-831-1872

Merchandise Wanted BUY/ SELL Furniture, Oriental Carpets, Jewelry, Silver, Estate Inventory. 917-825-0551 Email Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

Tag/Yard/Estate Sale East Hampton Huge Yard & Antiques Sale. Sat 4/18 (9- 5pm) Antiques, paintings, furniture, smalls, monumental mirrors (Herter Bros.), lamps, andirons, books from 2 + homes & Wall St. firm. Stephen Hands Path to 19 N. Hollow Dr. (off Old House Landing)- Follow signs. Phone: 631-329-5866 or 646-456-8527

East Hampton Springs. Moving sale- 37 Bon Pinck Way, Saturday 4/18, Sunday 4/19. 8am- 2pm. Collectibles, antiques, furniture, really cool Looking for motivated sales stuff. No early birds please.. people for full or P/T business. (516)448-5272. 35 yr old NY stock exchange Co., up to $100k potential. All ESTATE/ HOME SALES. We training and support provided. are the experts. We know how Short learning curve. Call Wayne to do it right. Call Lloyd! 631-325-1819 631-804-2732

Antiques/Collectibles FURNITURE REPAIRS ANTIQUE WORKSHOP Chairs Re-Glued, Caning, Rushing, French Polishing Stripping, Refinishing Antiques Restored Custom Upholstering Seats Recovered Painted Finishes Wood Finishes Repairs of Any Kind Gold & silver leafing Free pick ups & deliveries Kitchen Cabinets Refinishing Wicker/ Rattan Rebuild & Repaint Teak Cleaning/ Oiling CALL JON TODAY! 631-874-0515 718-224-4250

Automotive FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales. Restoration & Service. Repair for your foreign or domestic car. Call Aventura Motors 631-283-8819

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KEVIN'S TOWING (631) 921-3607

A STEP ABOVE HOUSECLEANING. Year round/ seasonal service. Reliable, ExperiMERCURY VILLAGER 1997 enced, Professional & Courteous. Pets Runs great. Mint. Loaded. Nis- Call Maria 631-839-0368. MALTESE: Adopt 5 yrs old, san motor. See video: white, female, UKCI registered, $2,650 nefully trained, great disposition, A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality gotiable. (631)946-1737 great companion 631-283-1617 Housekeeping & Professional SPRING CLEANING? ALL Organizer. Personal Service. Art/Art Services/Framing VEHICLES WANTED $$$. Experience. Reliability. TRAILERS, BOATS, TOOLS. (631) 725-2128 CASH PAID! 631-474-3161 DMV# 7099438 Rocking Montauk thru Manhattan

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Automotive Cadillac Convertible 1976 Chocolate w/ biscuit interior. 65,000 miles, w parts car, 1976 Eldorado Conv 24,000 miles. $15,000 516-769-7840 CASH FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT RV's Boats transport or buy Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J'S TOWING Lic. 516-383-4403 Ins. MERCEDES 560 sedan 1991 Black, tan interior. Last of the long wheel base! 17,000 original miles. Like new! $40,000 firm. (631)369-2439

Wanted: American Muscle cars and race cars from the 60s/70s. Barnfinds welcome. Adam 917-992-2466

We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653)

Business Opportunities Business & Property For Sale 27 Auto Circle Mechanics is up for sale with or without property; established for more than 20 years with a full license and machinery of New York inspection of gas and diesel automobiles. For more information Please contact 631-283-9016/ call cell631-988-3791 or visit us at 1535 County Rd, 39 Southampton.

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PET BOUTIQUE FOR SALE. Established pet boutique in Bridgehampton for sale. Fixtures & inventory significantly discounted. (917)833-6509.

Catherine's Cleaning Year Round Hampton's Housekeeping & Estate Management Serving High End Homes from Southampton to East Hampton. Cell 631-793-1121 Cleaning Person Experienced! Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575 Experienced Housekeeper will clean and organize your home. Great references and prices. Lurdes 631-875-3641 Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service Year round/ Seasonal; Residential/ Commercial. Excellent References. Call For A Free Estimate. 631-553-5589 Maria, House Cleaning Service. Reliable, good references. Year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910, 631-727-0862. MARYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CLEANING Service House- Office- Restaurants Seasonal. Year Round. Cell (516) 641-2666, (516) 690-3726 POLISH WOMAN providing service For Cleaning, Housekeeping & Home Companion References & own car. 631-591-2220

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$ANS#LASSIFIEDS2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT Cleaning Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-604-5438. Bonded & Insured. Spring/ Summer opening cleaning. Cleaning under not around for over 15 years. Call VSMC cleaning service @631-745-2598 please leave message

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Landscape/Garden MAC LANDSCAPE & ASSOCIATES, INC. Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturists On Staff. 27 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenance (631) 725-1249




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Spring into Summer! Home repairs, damage done by winter, open summer homes, repair/ replace water heaters, outside hose lines, sinks, drains and water heaters. For quality service call 631-455-7130 or 631-254-2423

Southampton Village Pine Street 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath. Fully Renovated, Wood Floors. Walk to All. Heat Included. No pets. $1,375 mo. 800-227-0595

Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront, Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring. For sale or rent by owner. Pics@ w w w. p a u l c a l a b r o . c o m 646-369-4106.

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Home Improvements A.M. COMPLETE HOME IMPROVEMENTS Roofing, Siding, Decking, Doors, Windows, Closets, Shelves, Painting, Tree Houses Based in Sag Harbor

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Window Treatments VISUAL STIMULUS Traveling Less/ Home More? New Window Fashions & Re Upholstery A affordable way to decorate. Eliminate the Middleman Deal directly with Designer Fabricator Many Hamptons References (631)744-3533.

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AMAGANSETT WALK TO OCEAN Bright, cheery 3 bedroom, 2 bath Large decks MD- LD $18,000 (631) 267-3326 Aquebogue- North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)722-4096 Bridgehampton 3 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre. MD-LD $49,000. (Also avail monthly) 917-690-8346 Bridgehampton: 3 bedroom charming 1920s farmhouse. Beautiful gardens, patio, very private. Walk to town. MD- LD $25,900. 631-537-2627 Bridgehampton 4 Bedroom, 3 bath, 2 private acres. Great home: Pool, Large Deck, Pretty Landscaping. Lots of lawn! Terrific Master Suite (Double Jacuzzi). 2-story Great Room (Beamed Ceiling). Minutes Hampton Classic, Sag Harbor, Ocean Beaches. MD- LD: $39,000. July- LD $37,000. 917-797-8838 Bridgehampton 4 bedroom, 3 bath, fireplace, cac, huge deck, Conveniently located between Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor. No smoking / No pets. MD- LD $25,000 see Corcoran web # 68741 for photos. 516-756-1774 516-330-7555 Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Location! 212-794-1000 Bridgehampton South Fabu furnished Sunlit on bird sanctuary 3 BR 3 bath, cac, wood stove, greenhouses, skylights, large deck, walk to Jitney Summer $25,00 Yr round $40,000. 631-506-0168 BRIDGEHAMPTON VILLAGE Historic Halsey House Half acre compound 3BR, 2BA, spa, heated pool, tennis, walk, bus & train $39k MD - LD 201-213-0220 East Hampton: Deluxe house. 3 BR, 2 bath, heated pool w/ attached Jacuzzi, waterfall, electrical gates, CAC, deck, garage. 631-374-4872

Summer Rentals BRIDGEHAMPTON-Central yet secluded, 50 foot pool/hot tub. Weekly starting at $4,000 SAG HARBPR, Gorgeous interior 5/ 3/ pool, $38,000 SAG HARBOR-Walk to bay, fenced yard $17,000 or Yearly/ $24,000 WATER MILL BIG Contemporary, pool, tennis $86,000 WATER MILL-Tennis, pool, privacy $42,000 HAMPTON REAL ACQUISITIONS (631)899-3636 (310)740-6367 EAST HAMPTON Immaculate home Tastefully furnished Private setting, 3 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath with ground level office and family room. Open design, cathedral ceilings, great for entertaining. Master bedroom suite on separate floor with balcony and loft area. French doors in living room overlook heated pool, deck, and beautiful landscaping. Teak furniture on outdoor dining deck with Weber gas grill. Fireplace, central air, central vac. TV's with Cable/VCR/DVD and cable modem in office. Indoor/outdoor sound system. MD- LD. $35,000 917-375-3915 EAST HAMPTON 1 Bedroom cottage, AC, steps to bay beach, outdoor shower. Newly renovated, lovely, affordable summer retreat. Season $10,500 (917)714-6432 (631)267-6413 East Hampton: Northwest Contemporary House. 4 Bedroom 3 Bath. Grass Galore, Swings, Treehouse, separately fenced pool, private. Central Air. Multi-level decking. Outdoor Shower. Summer $39,000. AugLD $19,000, July $15,000, MDJune $10,000. Year round option. (212)787-1762.

East Hampton. Log Home. 4 Plus Bedrooms, 3 baths. Includes separate apartment. Heated pool, near Village. July- LD $21,000 or Monthly. 516-445-8683.

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Summer Rentals East Hampton OPEN HOUSE 11 Stirrup Court Sunday, April 26, 12-4pm


East Hampton 4 BR, 4 baths, 3,600 sq.ft. 5 minute walk to Bay. $40k Season. Year round available. Also for Sale $1.325m Owner financing available. Elias (631)324-1295 EAST HAMPTON Brand new 1 or 2 BR apt, 2 BR includes laundry, furnished, private entrance/ parking, Wi-Fi cable/ flat screen. No smoking. MD- LD, 1 BR $9,500. 2 BR $13,500. 646-729-6875

East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access.

MD- LD $35,000 July $15,000 August- LD $19,000 Owner:

EAST HAMPTON Gorgeous Large one bedroom duplex apartment. If quality and thread count matter, must see designer decorated living room, dining area, flat screen TV, 1-1/2 baths, washer dryer, AC, Hardwood floors throughout overlooking pool & English gardens with koi pond. Plenty of privacy, use of pool. Walk to everything. No smoking, No pets. July - August or MD-LD Call Carol at 631-329-0270 East Hampton newly built Backs to reserve, furnished 4 bedroom, 3 bath, heated inground pool, eat in kitchen, living room, dining room, laundry room, CAC, fireplace, 2 car garage. $29,000 Season or flexible terms. 516-779-0710 East Hampton: newly renovated, landscaped, 5 BR, 3 Bath, Hands Creeks Harbor contemporary, cathedral ceilings, skylights, fireplace, wrap around deck, pool. w w w. h a n d s c r e e k r e n t a l . c o m . $45k MD- LD. 203-685-5759

East Hampton Northwest Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Asking $12,000. MD- LD. (631)324-4979

East Hampton Private wooded acre. SLEEK AND SEXY 4 bedroom contemporary, 3 marble baths. master with Jacuzzi, light filled 40 foot great room with stone fireplace and soaring ceilings. Stainless Viking Kitchen, 20 x 50 heated pool with outdoor shower, 1.5 miles to town. Brokers welcome. Full season $47,000. May $10,000. June $15,000. July $20,000, August $25,000 September $10,000. Call Jeff (646)831-1567

East Hampton, Springs: Perfect summer retreat. Bright 3 bedroom , 2 bath with one Jacuzzi tub. 2 living rooms, skylights, fireplace, piano. New appliances Very private, fabulous landscaping,heated pool, outdoor hot tub and shower. Brick patio, weber gas grill, hammock. All amenities. See it you will rent! July $9,000. August 1- Labor Day $10,900. No smoking. 646-522-4992, 917-837-8711

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Ditch Plains Beach House Brand new to the rental market, totally renovated inside and out. Three bedrooms, two baths, must-see downstairs den with fireplace and bar, large laundry room is a great bonus room for storing your boards and beach gear. 60 inch TV and fireplace in living room upstairs, central air, wireless internet, deck with Weber grill off fully equipped kitchen and outdoor shower. Short walk to Ditch Plains ocean beach and Lake Montauk. Memorial Day to Labor Day $35,000 (long season available). Call Katie Foster at 516-384-8992 for an appointment to view.

Fabulous decor! 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath with screened porch, piano, designer kitchen, 6 TV's, heated 20x40 pool off master suite, cul-de-sac. Sophisticated, artistic 45 foot living room. 5 minutes from village EH and ocean. No pets or smoking, please. $45,000 Season. Susan (631)804-0464

Summer Rentals EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE Short walk to town. Private. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths. Hot Tub. MD- LD $17,000 (631)267-3366 East Quogue Beautiful, immaculate 4 bedroom, 4 bath, CAC, gym with sauna, heated pool, hot tub, tennis, basketball, rec room with pool table. Photos upon request. MD- LD $45,000. Monthly rates available. Owner (516)241-0997 EAST QUOGUE Charming fisherman's cottage with dockage to 35' boat, easy access to Shinnecock Bay. 3 bedrooms, luxury bath/ Jacuzzi. MD- LD $12,000; MD- June $3,000; July or August $4,000. (631)742-4940

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Hampton Bays: Waterfront, dock space, 2 BR's, furnished, w/d, tennis, pool. MD- LD $9,000. 772-486-0484, 772-486-0566.

NOYAC HOUSE SHARE WATERVIEWS! With beach and pool- $45K or $35K per room, double occupancy. (203)918-9489

Hampton Bays WATERFRONT SPECTACULAR VIEWS, SHINNECOCK BAY. 4 BR's, heated pool, hot tub, paddle tennis, 2 miles to ocean, sits on 5 acre Nature Preserve- privacy. $60k MD - LD 631-875-6226

NOYAC: PECONIC BAY VIEWS. New 4400sf luxury home with heated gunite pool and private beach in exclusive neighborhood. May 22- June 28, $30K. June 30- Aug 2, $35K. Aug 4- Sept 8, $40K. Contact (203)987-4600 Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, south highway, bike to village, beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. $13,000. 631-653-8750 Quogue- Dune Rd Ocean heated pool/ 24/7 guard Apt. Rental $10,500- Maylabor day modern, great viewsJean 631-288-6100

EAST HAMPTON: Open plan 2 bedroom, 2 bath house on 1 wooded acre in Springs. 2,000 sq. ft. of glass. Lap pool and outdoor shower. Premium kitchen and baths. CAC. Wired for stereo and all cable services. July $11,500. August $13.500. AugustLD $23,500. (212)966-0865 East Quogue Secluded 4 bedroom, 2 bath, inground heated East Hampton/ Sag Harbor con- pool, Hartru tennis, 1+ acres, temporary saltbox in private CAC. MD- LD $25k. July- LD wooded setting. 3 bedrooms, 2 $20k. Owner (203)451-2081 bathrooms, lovely heated pool, CAC, fireplace. extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. Sea- East Quogue SOH, off Wild son $25,000. 212-560-2203 Cherry Ln., 3/4 BR, LR w/ fplc, DR, 2 baths, solar safety/ heated Long Season Available pool, outdoor shower. Child and East Hampton Stunning 1 level pet friendly. Call for info Large Modern home. Unbe- (631)757-5955 lievable deal! Designer Decorated. 3 Bedroom Suites. New, Gorgeous Heated Pool, Huge Deck East Quogue: Waterfront Inn on 1 Private Landscaped Acre. Beach, Dock, Private Furnished MD- LD $48,000 or monthly. Rooms from $2,300 total. MD September 15th. 631-728-9835 516-676-7779 or 516-448-2321

Hampton Bays: Waterfront Very secluded 3 bedroom plus loft house on Peconic Bay. Private beach adjacent to nature preserve.† Spectacular sunsets. 2 baths, central air, washer/ dryer, kayaks. Available MD- LD $26K.† Call 718-499-8079.† Location photos can be e-mailed.

MONTAUK Ditch Plains vacation rental by the sea. Week or monthly. Available May- September. 2 BR, W/ D, deck, cable, pool. Montauk Shores Condominium. Owner 631-902-0399 631-581-6541

Remsenburg Best Deal! Charming 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, heated pool, AC, June 1- LD $20k, July $8k, August $10k. Call 646-242-5352

East Hampton. Three Mile Harbor waterfront cottage facing West. New deck, steps to water, sunsets. 2- 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace. Quiet charming, $21,000 MD- LD 212-966-7335 or 212-787-5174

Montauk's best kept secret! (2) Ditch Plains ocean view condo trailer units- Seasonal MD- LD $20,000 or yearly $30,000. For more info and photos go to: 631-804-8048

Remsenburg Guest House Estate Section. 1 bedroom, 1 bath, kitchenette, multi-media system, CAC, washer/ dryer, beach pass. Extended season $13,000. Utilities additional. Lease, security, references required. Year round possible. 631-325-1733

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100

Remsenburg secluded retreat. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths on canal with private dock, wrapped deck, dead end street. $20,000 MDLD. (571)274-8686

Southampton Village - TuckedAway-Pied-A-Terre Cottage! Perfect for two, cozy living, 1 bedroom, 1 bath, lovely yard, terraced pool. MD – LD $19,500


Southampton - Multi-Level Contemporary Retreat! Open living areas, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, heated pool, hot tub. MD – LD $33,000

Magnificent Waterview Contemporary just 300 ft from Private Peconic Bay Beach. 3 BR’s, 2 bath, 2nd story deck, outside shower. $6k June $8k July $10k Aug


Southampton Village - Deluxe Mediterranean Escape! Light, bright, open and airy, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, heated pool. MD – LD $50,000

Hampton Bays large 2 BR, 2 Bath, Waterview condo, full/ partial, MD- LD. 201-602-0912

Southampton Village - South of Hill Street Old World Style! Beautiful gardens, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, heated pool. MD – LD $75,000

Sag Harbor: Studio bedroom. Private entrance, refrigerator, microwave, cable TV. MD- LD $6000, longer season available. 203-685-5759.

East Hampton: very clean 3/4 bedroom single family home, 2 baths, 1.5 miles to Amagansett/ East Hampton village, CAC, dog friendly, wood stove, perennial gardens. Very private. $2,700 monthly plus utilities. Summer rental possible. 631-907-2947 East Hampton Village- 5 bedroom, 2 living rooms, walk to town, brand new, central a/c, rear deck, big yard. Great value. Summer $25k. Owner 516-635-8437 East Hampton Village rental, classic 3 BR, 2 bath home, heated pool & spa, modern kitchen, formal dining room, WiFi, beautiful spot. Go to to view. MD- LD $65,000. July $20,000 Aug. $25,000. July- LD $50,000. AugLD $30,000. 631-745-6830 East Quogue: 1910 quaint farmhouse, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet street, 1 block from Bay, 15 minutes to Ocean beach, updated kitchen. Available weekly, monthly, seasonal. Owner (570)224-6773

Hampton Bays 1 Bedroom condo, pool, tennis, deck, washer/ dryer, AC. $9,500 MD- LD. 516-946-6912

HAMPTON BAYS Great for Family Reunions! Over 7,000 sq. ft. on over an acre! Water view. Walk to ocean 13 Bedrooms, Gourmet Kitchen, 3 Full Baths, 5 half baths, Outdoor Shower. Large Screened Porch. 20x44 Salt Water Pool 600 sq. ft. Dining Area with wet bar and ice machine, large deck and firepit 630 sq.ft. Living Rm 700 sq. ft. TV Room with theater seating and pool table. No shares. Wkly, Monthly, Seasonal

Mattituck 4 BR, 2.5 baths, pool, water access, kayak, walk to beaches/ Town, June $7,500, July $8,500. (516)805-7785 Montauk, Ditch Plains: Walk to beach. Furnished 1 bedroom apartment. No pets, no smokers. MD- LD $7,000 (utilities included). (917)783-3979

Quogue: South Highway. Historic 2 BR cottage, pool, W/D, walk to town, bike to ocean beach: monthly, seasonal. Owner 212-381-3223

Remsenburg New Construction, high-end rental. Designer furnished, 4 en-suite br's, 5 baths, private, pristine and perfect for entertaining. Heated pool. MD- LD $60k. or monthly. Owner 516-524-7074

Also for sale. (631)283-5499

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2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT Summer Rentals Southampton Waterfront Pristine Peconic views. Gateway to the Hamptons, 5 BR’s , 4 baths, den, exercise area, CAC/ heating, gunite heated pool, mahogany decks, pool house, basketball court. Boat Mooring MD- LD $75K July- LD $65K Monthly/ Weekly Available (631)204-0202 (516)857-1795 Sag Harbor: Entire upstairs, cathedral ceilings, skylights, large master bedroom, fireplace. 35foot deck. $16K MD- LD. 631-899-3876 SAG HARBOR/ SOUTHAMPTON Famous Writer’s Paradise. Walls of glass, 3 BR, 3 BTH, 50’ heated lap pool, decks galore, very private. MDLD $31,000. June $10,000. July $11,000. August $12,000 917-520-5292 Sag Harbor: August thru Labor Day. Immaculate, 5 yr old home, 4 BR, 3.5 bath, central air, inground heated pool, private bayfront community, mooring available, no pets, no smoking. Contact: Joann 516-659-8704

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Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st floor newly renovated apt in heart of Historic district walk to all, no smoking/ pets. Long season $17,000. 631-725-1743

Southampton. Immaculate, tastefully furnished studio apartment. Private entrance, bath, garden. DirecTV, CAC. Beautiful, large, manicured, quiet home. Season $15,000. Sag Harbor Village Room/ 646-263-6835 home short season 3- 4 mos. $1,450 mo, yr $950 mo. SOUTHAMPTON 212-213-4365 New Townhouse Community SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT 3 Master Suites+Guest rm Heated Pool, CAC, Dock, Professional Kit, 4.5 Bth Outrageous Decks Monthly or Full Season Monthly starting @ $25K 516-729-7000 Sag Harbor Waterfront Large 1BR . Pool, hot tub, and dock. MD- LD (long season available) Walk to town and tennis $13,600. 646-594-4244 SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT Pool, Deep Water Dock 4 BR, 3 Bth CAC Avail Weekly $5500 or Monthy July/ Aug 516-729-7000 Shelter Island 6 BR, 3.5 baths, waterfront home with dock. Available July $15,000 or weekly June & July $5,000. (631)258-4707

SOUTHAMPTON Secluded Estate, ultimate privacy 8 BedSag Harbor Bay View Rental rooms, 4.5 Baths, Heated pool/ Brand new in exclusive commu- Jacuzzi, 2 acres nity (North Hampton Shores), 4 516-496-2339 BR's, 4.5 baths. Great waterviews, pool and private beach. $85K- May 22(MD) to Sept. Southampton 8(LD) or $45K half season. Village South (203)918-0113 Walk to OCEAN, Restaurants. Renovated 2BR Sag Harbor designer cottage cottage. Pond front 2 rooms available, June to Sept. $2,975/weekly each with own bath, A/c, cable. (212)786-2562 Kitchen & outdoor privileges, 1st room $5,000, 2nd room $6,500 season. Longer season available. Southampton 4 bedroom, 3 516-974-5554 bath, great room, large kitchen, heated pool, large deck, cac, near Sag Harbor near beach, near town & beach. MD- LD $35,000 village. 1 bedroom loft: MD- 917-520-4595 LD $10,000. 2 bedroom July & August $14,000. 2 bedroom SOUTHAMPTON share $600 weekly. Extended 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, 2 season available. 516-459-9598 Living Rooms, Air Conditioning, Pool, Season $25,000. July- LD SAG HARBOR $20,000. July or August. Studios, 1 BR's 631-283-7193 Weekly/ Monthly/ Yr Rd rates available Starting @ $1000/ month Southampton Incl Cable, Internet 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, 631-725-7200 CAC, heated pool, jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. Sag Harbor Village Also landscaped, YEAR ROUND at Jitney stop. 1 immaculate! bed with study, share kitchen, w/d. Stylish living, dining room, $3,000 weekly patio. No fee. $10,800 May or $11,000 monthly. through October. $1,200 plus Call: (631)283-4583 or utilities year round. Cell: (631)807-7907 (917)763-6663

Beautifully Furnished Near Beaches & Village Master Suite on 1st floor 3 Bedrooms + Loft, 2.5 Baths, Garage, Private Patio Pool & Playground

Summer Rentals Southampton Village 4,200 sq ft cedar shingle 4-5 bedroom with 4.5 , pool house w bath and outdoor shower. Newly w/custom furnishings, molding , 11foot coffered ceilings. Spacious living room, separate dining room with balcony, fully equipped chef’s kitchen, 2 fireplaces. Designer decorated. Fire pit, gunite pool with spa, garage, plush landscaping. MD- LD at reduced rate of $95,000. Also available: extended season, by month, year round or winter only. 917-299-6670. Photos available upon request.

Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful 1 and 2 bedroom apartCall Lisa, R.E. (no fee) ments, completely furnished, each with private entrances and 631-793-7329 porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Cable, internet inSouthampton Newly renovated cluded. Available MD- LD. No home on 1 acre; 3 BR, 1.5 Baths, smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 EIK, LR w/ Fireplace, Den and 2 646-942-3870 Car Garage. In-ground Pool and decks in yard. Summer -$25k, Southampton- Walk to beach, Yr Rd- $2k mo. Call Charlie at IGP, 3 BRs + Queen Convertible & Futon, 2 Baths, Outdoor 516-359-9387. Shower, Fireplace, Cathedral SOUTHAMPTON: PERFECT Ceiling, W/D, A/C, MD- LD 2009 SUMMER RENTAL!!! $20,000 Owner: H 631-421-1851 Contemporary 4 bedrooms, 2.5 C 917-445-7351 See Webcast baths, Large kitchen, Heated, Moore.DYNALIAS.Net 20x40 pool, Huge deck w/ BBQ CAC, fireplace, and more. A SOUTHAMPTON: WATERMUST SEE! MD- LD: $27,000. FRONT, SUMMER RENTAL May 18- Sept 13, $8,000. FurPlease call 917-535-5853 nished, 400 sq. ft. studio. Full Southampton post modern, 4 Kitchen, Full Bath, Walk in bedroom 3 bath, CAC, heated Closet. Twin bed plus Twin sofa pool, first floor master, cathedral bed. Ceiling Fans. Backyard w/ ceilings on a cul-de-sac. MD- BBQ. 3.5 Acre Co-op Property LD $42k. (516)532-7148 on Shinnecock Bay. Pool. Laundry on Premises. No pets. ReferSouthampton, Roses Grove, ences Required. 917-685-8203 Bright and Airy Contemporary, Cathedral Ceilings, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, 1 block from Peconic SOUTHAMPTON Bay Beach, Large Deck, properWATERVIEW ty 0.5 acres, July- LD $15.000, LD- all Sept $5000, by Owner Charming cape on very 631-283 4058 718-352-5992 private acre. 3 Bedrooms, MD - LD $30,000

SOUTHAMPTON Sandy Beach-Front 2/3 BR cottage, 1 bath, outdoor shower, kit, LR. On cul-de-sac. Spectacular sunsets!

3 Bath, CAC, fenced in yard, outdoor shower, heated gunite pool, perennial garden, steps to private beach. Spectacular sunsets! August- LD $30k, Sept., Oct. available. View photos online at

$30,000 long season.

(917)658-1565 (203)515-9987


WAINSCOTT HIDEAWAY Close to beaches & shopping. Pristine & private. Surrounded by miles of hiking/ biking. 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch, heated pool, CAC, pond with waterfall. MD- LD $27,000 Also Available Monthly (631)813-7998

SOUTHAMPTON Studio MD- LD Microwave, Refrigerator, No Stove. Utilities Included $2,800 Per Person 2 Person Minimum. Call 631-537-2900 For Details Southampton Village - Classic and Charming. 4 BR, 2 BA. Heated Gunite Pool and Hot Tub. Off Elm St. Walk to Main St. and Ocean. $49,000 Memorial Day to Labor Day. Extended season avail. Owner (917) 287-5207.

Water Mill Compound, 5 bedroom, 5 bath, farmhouse,1 bedroom cottage, pool house, pool, good location July- LD $70,000 Also avail private setting water views, 6 bed, 7 bath, pool and tennis, $120,000 631-726-5352

Southampton Village: Charming 2 BR's +, 1 bath cottage. $20,500 season. $1,650 monthly before/ after. (917)859-9989

Westhampton 5 bedroom, 5 bath, pool, tennis court, basketball, CAC, walk to train. MDLD $36,000 631-764-8045

Summer Rentals Water Mill 2 bedroom, 2 bath newly renovated cottage. Inground pool, 2 patios, CAC, on large farm with great views. Media/ recreation room with HDTV, tennis privileges on private hydro court. MD- LD $29,500 (631)726-4477

Water Mill Charming cottage, recently renovated. Swimming pool, 2 BR, 2 Baths, A.C. HDTV. Available June 17 through Labor Day ($25,500) or through September ($26,500). Call 726-4477.

WATERMILL 7 BR suites each with bath, 8.5 baths, heated pool, tennis, 7,800 sq. ft., 5 acre gated estate. $100,000 under market value MD- LD $175,000. July- LD $165,000. (516)818-7496

Summer Rentals WESTHAMPTON 5 Bedrooms, 5 Baths, pool, tennis, basketball. Walk to village. $34,000 MDLD. 631-805-7273 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Dune Rd 4 BR 2 Bth Overlooking Bay Magnificent Sunsets Wrap Decks ROW Ocean $29,000 MD- LD Owner 631-727-6663 917-549-4847 Westhampton Beach New 5 bedrooms, 5 bath. Heated pool plus child fence. Season $29,900. July $12,900. August $13,900. (917)617-1235 Westhampton Beach BARGAIN, Studio on the bay, tennis, pool, restaurant, salon, spa & beach on premises. Have a great time! $6,500 mo. $17,500 MD- LD Linda 845-558-1889 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Dune Road 1 bedroom condo. Sleeps 4. Gorgeous views! Available 4/15. June $6.500. July $7,500. Owner (631)758-4051 (631)335-3331 Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. Available MD- LD $35,000. Sale Price: $849,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384 WESTHAMPTON BEACH: OCEANFRONT: 5 bedroom, 3 baths, CAC, hot tub. MD- LD $50,000. June $15,000. July $23,000. August $25,000. Owner 914-646-1587

Westhampton Oceanfront Apartment Summer Rental, Dune Road Fully furnished top floor view. Tennis, heated pool and pool house. Full bath and kitchen. Two bedroom. Cable TV. IPOD player & stereo. Internet access. Close to town and shopping. May 15th– Sept 15th $17,000. No pets, No smoking. Interview required. Call 203-268-1463 or leave message for Nikki. $17000. (203)268-1463.

WESTHAMPTON Beautiful 4 bdrm on canal w/ waterview, boat dock, Pool, Jacuzi. Very Private MD- LD $60,000 partial season avail. 917-592-6939 Westhampton: great 4 BR, 3 bath, air conditioned, heated pool, private acre, cable TV, internet. Season $22,500. Owner, 631-288-6458 or 212-375-9100 WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront-Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terrace overlooking ocean; pool; gym; long season.


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Summer Rentals

Water Mill North Central Location Quiet Country Lane. Pristine 3 Bedroom, 2 1/2 Bath, Master Suite, Two Guest Bedrooms. Living, Dining, Finished Basement. Heated Pool, Mature Landscaping on Private, Hedged-in Shy Acre. All 10 Minutes to Villages and Ocean Beaches $39K MD- LD $52K Year Round Call (631)726-4561

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CENTER MORICHES/ MANORVILLE 3 Bedroom 2 FBth contemp, newly updated, fpl, Jacuzzi, landscaped, pond, waterfall. $2,000 +utilities. (631)878-6789




3 bedroom, 3.5 bath

East Hampton Village: 3 BR, 1.5 baths, 2 car garage, w/d, fireplace. Excellent schools. (917)696-7916


5 Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths.

CAC, Jacuzzi. 3,000 sq. ft., newly constructed garden apartment, patio, fireplace,

EASTPORT- SPACIOUS 2 Bed, 1 Bath, eat-in-kitchen, sunroom with attached patio, large living room, security and references. Driveway parking. $1,500 utilities included. Call Mike (516)250-7150

Furnished or Unfurnished.

$1,500 per month includes heat, TV, internet

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Hampton Bays 3 BR's, 2 full baths, CAC, W/D, hardwood floors, fenced yard. Close to Town & Beach. $1,850 monthly, + security + utilities. (631)553-9550

Soaring Cathedral Contemporary, Bright

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EAST HAMPTON Brand new 1 or 2 BR apt, 2 BR includes laundry, furnished, private entrance/ parking, Wi-Fi cable/ flat screen. No smoking. 1 BR $1,500, 2 BR $2,000 monthly. 646-729-6875


FLANDERS: 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Kitchen, living room. $2,000 monthly. (516)658-2749



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Centrally located between Bridgehampton & Sag Harbor (SH School District) 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths. CAC. Newly renovated. Heated 20x40 Pool. Finished basement. 2.2 Acres.

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Water Mill: 3 BR, 2 bath, SOH, Jupiter, Florida Admirals Cove frplce, w/d, large deck, available Serene, beautiful 2-3 bedroom May 1. Asking $2,300 monthly. Harbor Home. Sunsets, wide water, veranda, boat dock, gar(610)603-0636 age, golf cart. Stroll to: Marina, 45 holes golf, Tennis, Spa, DinWeekly Rentals ing. $600,000 with new 28 foot Boston Whaler (Home $525,000) 917-825-0603 Bridgehampton Brand New Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 Commercial full bth on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, bas- SAG HARBOR Large beautifully ketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, refinished highly visible office/ DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 stu- dio space with attached BR, 5 Bth house avail with all apartment. Call 631-725-7189 amenities. Wkly or wknds Owner 212-579-4964 SAG HARBOR OFFICE 2nd Floor Main Street Office. 900 sq. ft. + deck. Condos/Co-Ops Excellent condition. Call 631-678-2460 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE COMMERCIAL SPACE Across from SH Police Sta Retail 500 sf to 1900 sf Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo. Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided FIREPLACE, dining/ sitting sunroom, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. By owner. $675,000 Negotiable (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423 646-729-4751 (Cell)

Office Units up to 1000 sf With Private Parking Lot Heated storage units up to 700 sf Storage Garage Units 1 to 2 Cars All above units adjacent & can be combined 516-729-7000 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Free Standing 1250 sq ft Village Business Zoned @ Main St./ Onsite Pkg $3,250/ Monthly or For Sale @ $875K 516-729-7000

Westhampton Beach 1 bedroom, 1 bath Condo in town, wood burning fireplace, AC, (516) 662-4365 W/D Sale price $425,000 Avail for Summer season MD- LD Shelter Island: Commercial Sag Harbor: Light and bright. $13,500 By Owner property for rent. 250sf retail Wonderfully renovated, spacious 631-288-7236 space with excellent visibility on 1 or 2 bedroom apartments. Route 114. $700 monthly. Washer/ dryer, dishwasher. Easy Rooms Available May 1. Call walk to town. $1,525; $1,950. 212-925-8584 References. 631-725-7189 HA M PT O N BAY S SOUTHAMPTON 71 Hill WATERFRONT Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st Street. Bright, renovated offices. floor, newly renovated apt in 700- 3,000 sq. ft. Flexible terms, Rooms Available heart of Historic district, walk to On site parking. Private bathFor Rent With all, no smoking/ pets. $1,600 rooms, balconies. 212-249-4460 Kitchen & Private Bath monthly. (631)725-1743 Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Rental Wanted Sag Harbor/ Noyac: 3 bedroom, $695/ Month Unfurnished 2 bath, unfurnished. All appli$775/ Month Furnished Hampton Bays, Southampton. ances. Private road. $2,200/ $200 Weekly Furnished Looking for Waterfront Rental month. (631)475-7299 $75 Daily Furnished last 2 weeks August, first week September. 3 bedrooms. HeatSag Harbor: Studio on pond, For Further Information ed Pool Essential! walk to village, cable, internet, Call (631) 728-5131 (917)742-1396 laundry, kayak. $900 monthly includes utilities. (516)521-5618 Southampton Village 2 suites SOUTHAMPTON/ SAG HARavailable in historic guest house. BOR for July 17-20 for 4 Adults/ Sag Harbor. Year round. 1 BR, Walk to Jitney, train, restaurants. 2 children. Must have 2 full LR, EIK, $1,300. Including Private entrance, private bath + 2 baths. 718-473-1853 utilities. No pets. 516-551-2201 rooms. Available Season, monthly, weekly, nightly. Call for Homes SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE 3 rates. 631-283-0730 bedrooms, 1 bath. Clean, walking Southampton Village, 3 BR EASTPORT: Cape Residential/ distance to Village. $1,900 utilities home, use of LR, kitchen & yard, Commercial w/ assessory apt. included. (516)658-2749 near train station. July & Aug., 1ST FLOOR: 2 Bed, 1 Bath, Sun Room, Living Rm 2ND FLOOR: $5,000. (631)235-6751 1 Bed, 1 Bath, Living Rm, FinSouthampton Village, 3 bedroom 2 bath, new kitchen, sun Springs: 1 BR, share kitchen/ ished Basement W/ Bath, W/D, room, w/d, private. $2,700 LR/ washer/ dryer/ yard/ garden. EXCELLENT LOCATION FOR monthly or MD- LD $25,000. Utilities included $1,200 month- A PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS $450000. (516)250-7150. ly. (631)604-1024 516-835-9190 $1,750 monthly Year- round


East Quogue. $769,000. Pinesfield best buy. 3br, 2.5ba, stone fireplace, open kitchen, garage, finished basement, pool. East Quogue $650,000 New construction. 4br, 2.5ba, granite kitchen, 9ft basement, hardwood floors, beach and boat rights. Hampton Bays. $474,000 Tiana shores. 3br, 2ba ranch, garage basement and pool. *** BEST OFFER *** Hampton Bays Over sized Ranch. Turn Key Furnished, 4 BR, 2 bath, 2.5 car garage, heated gunite pool. Recent upgrades. Much More... Owner (631)728-0868 Cell (631)278-5366 Brokers Welcomed Bridgehampton 195 Hildreth Ave. South of the Hwy. Walk to town and transportation. House and lot, can demo or refinish. 2 BR with 3 baths (1,400 sq. ft.). Lot: 11,600 sq ft., Approx 80x153. Owner has approved permits with stamped drawings available for new construction of custom built one family, 2 story home, 4 BRâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and 3 baths with garage. For Sale by Owner. $1,850,000. Beach Development (718)523-5656 East Hampton village fringe. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, private yard. Half acre. $565,000. Appointment 631-897-2151. EAST QUOGUE 14 Foxboro Road. New custom built home. 4 BR, 4 bath, hardwood floors, on 1/2 acre, room for pool, fireplace, high ceilings, many extras. By Masters Touch Builders $849K. Call 631-653-8656

Flanders Panoramic Views on Flanders Bay Swan Haven air conditioned cottage in great condition + shed. $499K. Owner (631)506-0168

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Hamptons WATER VIEW Condos & Cottages Sales & Rentals Call Barbara 631.725.4357 Ext. 116 Simon Harrison Real Estate Noyac - Water View Investors Wanted! Westhampton $559,000 Charming B & B hiding in this Colonial. Boasting 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Large detached barn all sitting on 1.06 acres. Westhampton $699.000 Lovely 2.4 acres zoned multi-family. Has two homes to be torn down or rebuilt on the property. Hampton Bays $759,000 Deepwater Bulkhead Waterfront! This Ranch style home sits in the Neptune Cove Estates neighborhood. Henrieta Homes 631-862-6999 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 Southampton Village - Near Ocean Offering has it all! Impressive 5,460 square feet, 3 fireplaces, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, mini-theatre, central air, 2-car garage, pool, tennis. Co-Exclusive $5,995,000

$395,000 A little house with a whole lot of potential! Call Owner (631)725-1433

SOUTHAMPTON Beautiful, brand new 2 bdrm, 2 bath condo, 1 level, fully furnished, every amenity, large patio, close to village, beaches. Reduced $595,000. Summer/ Yearly Rental available. Wont Last! Owner 917-843-4788


North Fork Sag Harbor Village: 4 BR, 2.5 bath, fplce, CAC, garage on 1/2 acre. Excellent condition. $699,000. Exclusive. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 Southampton Village Best Deal New home, 4 BR, 4 bath, CAC, pool, community tennis, high end detailing. Well below market value! $970,000. Owner (516) 818-7496 Principles only.

ORIENT POINT 4 BRs, 2.5 Bths on private road with bay views. Expansive rooms • pocket doors • wood floors 50’ pool, Jacuzzi, pool house. & more! Valuable gem! $889,000 Call Suzette Reiss (631)298-6147 Prudential Douglas Elliman Real Estate

Out of Town W. GILGO BEACH HOUSE Ocean Views, Gated Comm, 4/5 Br, 3Bth, Docking Rights, Newly Updtd, 50 Min to NYC $699,000 or Seasonal Rental

Southampton - Turn-of-Century “Summer Cottage” in renown 516.343.9133 Prudential “Art Village”! Shingled two-story, gracious front porch, formal living and dining, 2 fireplaces, 4 Condos/Co-Ops bedrooms, 4 baths, private yard. East Hampton Condo For Sale. Exclusive $1,650,000 Year round condo. 3 bedrooms, 2 Bridgehampton – Price Reduc- baths, great room, dining room, tion Opportunity! Private 2.3 frplce, wood flrs, gourmet kitchacre setting near “Bridge” and en- granite, subway tiles, stain“Atlantic” golf courses. Com- less appliances, tennis , pool, fortable 3 bedroom, 2 bath Main ceiling fans throughout, front and House, pool, oversized garage rear decks, full basement, new with huge artist studio. Exclu- heat pump system, cac, new windows & sliders. furnished -low sive $1,099,000 maint. Reduced to $685,000. By Owner. 718-614-1805 Sag Harbor Bay Point "Key West 718-352-2502 sunsets," fabulous light filled new contemporary, endless water views, heated pool, limestone Hampton Bays: 1 BR 1 bath patio, double height LR, fireplace, condo, south of Hwy., end unit, wet bar, den. 4 bedrooms, 3 bath, heated IGP, tennis court, gym, CAC, w/d. $2,295.000. close to village train and beach917-825-0603 es. $228,500 917-414-7514

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Condos/Co-Ops Sag Harbor Village: Waterfront Condo, 3 BR, 2.5 bath, CAC, Fplce, pool & tennis. Asking $1.2M. Exclusive. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471

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SAG HARBOR/ NOYAC Water view, (2) half acre lots, at $425K each or both for $712K. Will trade for house in Sag or RVC. (516)225-4908 Sag Harbor Village: Bldg lot, wooded 1/3 acre, asking $350,000. Exclusive, K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471

Commercial Calverton: Site of Former restaurant across from proposed $2 Billion Ski complex. Seller will sell subject to permits for restaurant to be rebuilt. Seller will consider holding note. Included is 7 BR, 3 bth ranch & single & separate .5 acre. $749,000. Also for sale, adjacent 5 BR, 2 bth Cape, .5 acre. Call Marie Falson RE/MAX Alliance 631-379-1657

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Riverhead- $299,000 6 BR, 2Bth Village center zoning. Great for small shops, restaurant or professional services. Close To Shopping, Transportation & Courts. Seller will consider holding note. Needs TLC. ml#2143609 Visit or call Marie RE/MAX Alliance 631-379-1657.


Mortgages/Loans HARD MONEY (917)681-3204

Amagansett Office 140 Main Street 631.267.3900 East Hampton. Turn key Contemporary. Well maintained home on 1/2 acre. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, room to expand. Exclusive $549K WEB# 47675 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402 Amagansett. Buy this beauty, just reduced $1M. Amazing new construction on Lanes .5 acre. Exclusive $2.995M WEB# 49302 Marie Therese Hausig 631.267.7401

Amagansett. Northern Dunes area. Bayview modern. CAC, deeded beach access across the street and pool. Exclusive $1.75M WEB# 51703 Deirdre COM- Jowers 631.267.7412

RESIDENTIAL and MERCIAL MORTGAGESPurchase or Refinance Very Low Rates, Conforming, Government Loads, Bridge Financing. All projects Considered. Royal Consultants 575 Underhill Boulevard, Syosset, N.Y. 11791. Registered Mortgage broker N.Y.S Banking Department. Loans arranged w/ third party providers. 800-227-4327

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SEEKING CONDO. Buyer wants 3+ bedroom condominium at 545 Hampton Road, Southampton. Will pay CASH immediately.

East Hampton. New Cape with pool, 1,630 SF +/- on .58 acre. 2 masters, CAC, large garage, irrigation system. Exclusive $745K WEB# 46168 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 East Hampton. Post Modern ment, spacious home, 2 car room for pool. Beach and rights. Exclusive $1.325M 39133 Fred Nagel 631.267.7403

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Amagansett. Lanes possibilities, immaculate ranch on .68 acre near Bluff Road. Room to expand. Exclusive $2.595M WEB# 54611 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 East Hampton. Inviting Contemporary, easy living home on .5 acre. CAC, deck, heated pool. Bike to bay. Exclusive $799K WEB# 41846 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417

FLORIDA Buy a house for 60k rent for $750 to $850 interested? Call Rental Center Realty @ 772-340-4369 for details. Prince Edward Island Canada, featured in New York Times, AOL & Money Magazine. What Long Island used to be. Huge gains to be made on Waterfront property. 30% discount with strength of US dollar. Summer homes, investment, development and rental income properties. Michael Poczynek, Century 21 Northumberland,, or 1-888-295-6863

Land Bridgehampton 207 Hildreth Ave. South of the Hwy. Vacant Land (25,000 sq. ft.) Owner has approved permits with stamped drawings for construction of custom one family, two story home (3,500 sq. ft.). 4 BR’s, 4 baths with garage can be built. Walk to town and transportation.

Unadella - Upstate NY - Beautiful home and Barn 433 Wilber Hill Rd., Town of Butternuts. 2 lots side by side8.94 acres each with separate well, electric and septic.

For sale by owner. $1,750,000.

Rent to own.

Beach Development (718)523-5656


Owner, Elias (631)324-1295

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2EAL%STATEFOR3ALE Realtor Listings Amagansett. Sunny delight, Lanes traditional on .5 acre, set back from the road for privacy. Exclusive $1.15M WEB# 22644 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420 East Hampton. Totally redone Cottage. Adorable and in move in condition on landscaped .25 acre. Exclusive $595K WEB# 10173 Krae VanSickle 631.267.7400 Amagansett. Lanes Modern on .74 acres, walls of windows surrounded by lush gardens. Heated pool. Exclusive $3.5M WEB# 55728 Morry Blutstein 516.639.1862 Amagansett. A diamond in the sand, best beachfront deal. Napeague stucco cottage fixer-upper. Exclusive $985K WEB# 41933 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 East Hampton. Exquisite, fab and new. Best value in Barnes Landing. It's all in the details. Heated pool. Exclusive $1.895M WEB# 53636 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 Amagansett. Further Lane Classic, 1.3 acres if park like grounds, just a breeze to ocean beach and village. $5.95M WEB# 55427 Phyllis Estey 631.267.7431 East Hampton. Beach Cottage style Cape, short distance to water for kayaking and romanitc sunsets. Room for pool. $575K WEB# 32399 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426 Amagansett.1.9 acre Cul-de-Sac Lot. Non water recharge area lot allows envelope for large house, pool, and tennis. $1.075M Web# 4143 Jamie Kohl 631.267.7409 East Hampton. Super chic summer rental. fab modern house on flag lot, minutes to Village. Salt water heated pool.

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MD- LD $62.5K WEB# 90340 Ling Li 631.267.7452 Amagansett. Tennis in the Dunes, basketball and heated 20 x 40 gunite pool too. Amenity filled, CAC. MDLD $100K WEB# 79472 Nancy Peabody 631.267.7408 Bridgehampton Office 1936 Montauk Highway / 2405 Main Street 631.537.3900/631.537.7773 Water Mill. Hamptons Condo near Ocean, move in for Summer. 2 bedrooms and den, 3.5 baths, CAC, low taxes. Exclusive $699K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 917.439.3404 Bridgehampton. Hamptons home, live/ work, For licensed Pros buy/ rent 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, CAC, garage. CoExclusive $1.475M WEB# 31088 Renee Despins 917.439.3404 East Hampton. Great value Village fringe, close to the village. New master bath, wood floors, gunite pool. Exclusive $899K WEB# 18376 Julie James 631.375.2535 Southampton. Cedar Clad Cottage in North Sea. Buy/ rent. Mint starter home/ invest prop 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, A/C. Exclusive $590K WEB# 44928 Renee Despins 917.439.3404 Montauk Office 729D Montauk Highway 631.668.3500

Montauk. Hither Hills Oceanview, 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage. Room for pool and to expand. Beach rights. Exclusive $1.295M WEB# 11846 Lois Moore 631.899.0406 Montauk. Oceanview Co-Op, year round upper unit. Beautiful condition, fPLheated pool. Exclusive $450K WEB# 36031 Constance Tighe 631.899.0411 Sag Harbor Office 155 Main Street 631.725.1500 Sag Harbor. Cute Cottage. 2 bedrooms near Long Beach and village. Great Value. Exclusive $459K WEB# 52616 Maureen Geary 631.725.3867 Southampton Office 88 Main St/ 30 Nugent St 631.702.9265 631.283.9600 Southampton. South amazing waterviews, unbeatable landscaping and views 2.5 acres and Bay access. Exclusive $3.4M WEB# 43111 Marcella O'Callaghan 516.650.1610 Southampton. Hampton Style Traditional. New light filled spacious elegant village home on .65 acre. CAC and pool. Exclusive $4.5M WEB# 53748 Lylla Carter 631.702.9262 Prudential Douglas Elliman

Montauk. Lake Montauk magic pool, sunsets, close to beach. 185' lake, 1.2 acre, 5 bedroom, 3 bath. Pool, beach, superb sunsets. Co-Exclusive $3.25M WEB# 44718 Joan Hegner 631.697.5730

QUOGUE OFFICE 631.653.6700 Hampton Bays $2,500,000 Finest year round resort. Secluded but central; just west of Ponquogue Bridge to beaches. 15 redecorated accommodations, some with covered patios. Perfect for tourna-

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ment anglers. 7 slip marina; boats to 26ft. Web#H09243 Quogue $2,200,000 Great investment property ready for summer. 4 brs, 2.5 bths on 1.2 acres. Approval for pool. Pond, 2 car garage. Web#H0159195 Southampton $1,375,000 Sebonac area. Close to golf clubs. Elegant home features FLR, FDR, gourmet kitchen with island, marble counters; 4 brs, 3.5 bths; decks in manicured garden setting, heated gunite pool. Finished basement. Web#H23660 HAMPTON BAYS OFFICE 631.723.2721 East Quogue Commercial $1,750,000 Convenient location, main building offers 1 br apt. and 4 br house. Warehouse is approx. 5000 sq. ft. with 25 parking spaces. #349666 Southampton $5,000/ mo. Great retail space for rent with location location location in the Village of Southampton. 7 parking spaces plus street parking and town parking lot as well. #2125502 Hampton Bays $259,000 o 1 story cottage, 2 brs/1 bth, det. Garage on .22-acres. Nice front porch Close to canal and beaches. #68014 Hampton Bays 389,000 Ranch 2 br/1 ba ranch. Att 1 car garage, SOH, EIK, LR, HWDFL, full basement, convenient to all. #67601 Hampton Bays 469,000 New construction, 1 story traditional on .75-acre. 3/4 brs, 2/3 bths, fpl, full basement, 1,800 sq. ft., garage. Close to town, park and all beaches. #67782 Hampton Bays 499,000 Moments from Tiana Shores Beach Club and bay, 3 brs/ 2 bths on .5 acre, fin. bsmnt, room for pool, sunporch, SOH. #66900

Hampton Bays $397,000 European floor plan, 3 brs, 2 bths, oversized LR, SOH, basement with workshop, garage access, .5 mile to Smith's Creek, 1 mile to ocean beach. #68559 Hampton Bays 749,000 Mediterranean. 2 stories, stucco, 2,100 sq.ft., 5 brs/3 bths, LR, EIK, CAC, fpl, heated igp. #68738 Hampton Bays 445,000 Cottage Just over canal, convenient to beaches. 1 br/1.5 bths, .52-acre, detached shed. #58948 Hampton Bays 539,000 Post Modern w/ apt., 4 brs/3 bths, CAC, full bsmt, 1 acre, room for a pool, perfect for M/D situation. #66836

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