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6DWǧSP %OXII5RDGǧ Historic Bluff Road residence, built in 1903, complete with sweeping, unobstructed ocean vistas. Direct ocean views, overlooking a 25+ acre reserve. 6 brs and 5.5 bths, 2 LRs, den, formal DR, sunroom and eat-in country kit. with butler’s pantry. Enjoy a covered porch and 3 open terraces. Master suite features breathtaking ocean views from your wall of windows, and French doors that open to the outside. Landscaped yard, htd gunite pool, hot tub, poolhouse, and sep. 3-car gar. #58225 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP 6XUI'ULYHǧ Take advantage of this rare opportunity to own the ideal beach house in the Amagansett dunes. One of a select few properties in this area with a pool. On a lush .23 of an acre corner lot across the street from the beach. The charming home features 3 brs 3 bths with a ďŹ nished basement, expansive screened porch and decking around the pool. Expansion possibilities! #65458 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP  6FULPVKDZ /DQHǧ Open and bright contemp. features 3 brs, 2 bths, and a full bsmnt. There is plenty of room for expansion and rests on 1.3 prime acres. Under a mile to ocean beaches. #62175 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH


6XQǧDPSP  6KDG\3DWKǧ Traditional gem featuring 5br, 6.5bth, OHA heating, central air and fpl. 1 acre of lush landscaping that surrounds the htd pool. Excl. #57820 Dir: Mtk Hwy East to BH-Sag Harbor Tpk, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole Rd, right on Brick Kiln, right on Fair Hills Ln, left on Shady Path. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IȩFH


6XQǧSP 0LOH+LOO5Gǧ Oneofakindcustomdesignedandconstructed 5600 sq. foot safe haven; 5 brs, 5.5 bths; shy two acres abutting a 54 foot reserve. Views of Harbor, Creek and Meadow; 3 fpls, mutiperson sauna, htd gunite pool, gar. and more. Co-Excl. #63318. Dir: Take Northwest Road, bear right at the fork onto Mile Hill, 2nd to last house on left before Northwest Harbor. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DWǧDPSP )HWORFN'ULYHǧ At the end of the nicest cul-de-sac in the superconvenient Hansom Hills, sits this beautifully lit, high-end renovated, sprawling 1 level Contemporary, backing up to a reserve. 3,300 sq.ft. of living space include 4 brs, 3 bths, and huge sunroom. There’s an additional 300 sq ft loft space, perfect for ofďŹ ce, media room, or for last minute guests, and another 2000 sq.ft. ďŹ n. bsmnt including bath. Stunning new maple wood oors & gorgeous double height fpl. A 2-car gar., brand new htd pool, patio, outdoor shower, and complete privacy. #251004 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP +HGJHURZ/DQHǧ Sprawling Contemporary home tucked away on cul-de-sac just a few minutes to the heart of the Village. 2 story living room with ďŹ replace, open kitchen, 4 bedrooms (each with own bath) and library. Separate wing with own entrance with music room, media room, ofďŹ ce and additional bedroom and bath. Heated pool sits among .75 acres of lush green lawns and colorful landscaping. Exclusive F#64932 Dir: Osborne Lane in East Hampton Village, right onto Cedar Street, left onto Hedgerow Lane #11. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP +XQWWLQJ$YHǧ 2002 designed French-farmhouse inspired 3500 sq. ft. home; 4 brs, 2.5 bths; 4 room ofďŹ ce with seperate bth, parking, and entrance; Htd free-form pool, 2 car gar. Close to the Village of East Hampton, beaches and transportation; situated on 1.70 lushly landscaped and irrigated acres with fenced yard. Loads of Privacy. Excl. #62793. Dir: Newtown Lane to Osborne Lane. Left on Huntting Ave. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6DWǧSP +RJ&UHHN5RDGǧ Historic section of the Springs, close to Accabonic Harbor and Louse point. This is the house with everything including 2 Master Suites, 2 Guest suites top of the line gourmet kit. htd gunite pool ďŹ n. bsmnt with full size windows and 400 bottle wince cellar. Stop buy you will fall in love. Springs Firplace Road, left on Hog Creek Road. IN#12235 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 

6DWǧSP 7KUHH0LOH+DUERU5RDGǧ This wonderful house in East Hampton offers 4 brs and 2 bths with great harbor views. Stylishly renovated, multi-level home has renovated kit., comfortable sunken LR with fpl, central air conditioning, and pool. Ideal for entertaining, this house is a perfect summer getaway not far from the Village of East Hampton. Excl. #55695 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IȊFH

6DWǧSP &RUEHWW'ULYHǧ Built in 2005, 5 br Post Modern. The open kit. faces the family room with woodburning fpl. A large dining area and great room with cathedral ceilings. A full ďŹ n. bsmnt completes the picture with a game/play room, media room, extra br and full bth. Gazebo and fenced in htd pool with slide and penty of space for lounge chairs and tables. #61418 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČŠFH

6DWǧSP 3HWHUV3DWKǧ 4 br, 3 bth home with bonus room. Offering beach and boating for homeowners only. This Traditional sits up high and is warm and inviting, with a large en-suite master on the 1st oor. Each room on the main level has doors to the extensive deck, htd pool and beautiful lawn area. Excl. #61918 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IȊFH

6XQǧDPSP :RRGOHLJK3ODFHǧ On a quiet country lane you’ll ďŹ nd this newly listed 3 br 1 bth ranch with brick front, cedar shingles, and a ďŹ n. bsmnt with fpl and bth. There’s room to expand with an oversized 1 car gar. and a breezeway connecting the two together. #64823 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČŠFH

6DWǧSP /LQFROQ$YHǧ Brand new Post Modern. All 4 brs are en suite, plus 1 half bth, making this a perfect rental investment property or retreat. Vast cathedral ceiling over LR. Room for pool. Minutes to East Hampton Village and a short distance to Maidstone Beach. 2-car gar., hardwood oors throughout, full bsmnt, double sided fpl, DR, den, and room for pool. #62619 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IȊFH

6DWǧSP /\QQ$YHQXHǧ Lovely 2-story cedar home of 4 brs, 3 bths with Sub Zero and Wolf appliances in a beautiful tile kit. perfect for entertaining and taking guests from the formal DR with fpl to the outdoor patio complete with waterfall koi pond a four season designed landscape and herb garden. There is a htd pool with poolhouse all nearby to the bay with winter waterviews. Private staircase to beach and boat mooring. Magical sunrises over Shinnecock. #61113 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IȊFH

6DWǧSP +DUERU%RXOHYDUGǧ Spacious Colonial. Come see this New Construction! A 3,200 sq.ft. home featuring 4 brs, 2.5 bths with lots of living space. All this in a great central location. #58346. Dir: 27 East to Springs Fireplace Road follow road for 2 miles and make a left on to Harbor Boulevard. House will be on your right. $PDJDQVHWW2IČ&#x160;FH 6DW 6XQǧSP 0XOIRUG$YHQXHǧ $OVR VHDVRQDO UHQWDO . 0'/' -XO\ $XJ<5 Light ďŹ lled, well landscaped contemporary home reďŹ&#x201A;ects the style of itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s architect owner. The LR has cathedral ceilings, fpl and skylights and opens to a spacious dining area with sliders to an outside deck excellent for entertaining and a hot tub. The kit. and ďŹ&#x201A;oors are new. One guest br and bth are on main ďŹ&#x201A;oor and the master with itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s balcony and additional br and bth are on the 2nd ďŹ&#x201A;oor. Room for pool and expansion. For sale or rent Summer of 08 at $26,000. #325119. Dir: Hands Creek Rd to Mulford on left on corner. Left on Mulford, First house on right. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČ&#x160;FH 6DWǧSP +DUERU%RXOHYDUGǧ New Construction. 3 br, 2.5 bth home with gracious wraparound porch on .51 of an acre with room for a pool. A unique opportunity. #53086. Dir: 27 east to Springs Fpl Road drive about 2 miles road is on your left. Turn on to Harbor Boulevard. House is on your right. $PDJDQVHWW2IČ&#x160;FH 6DWǧDPSP 8QGHUZRRG'ULYHǧ This great home in Clearwater has plenty of room with 4 brs and lots of living space in the ďŹ n. bsmnt. On a shy half acre, there is plenty of room for a pool. A quick trip to the Clearwater private beach and marina. #60369 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČ&#x160;FH 6DWǧSP *DUGLQHU$YHǧ Three br one bth cape, corner lot needs some tlc but house has good bones. Home includes wood burning stove to keep you warm and lots of light to keep you happy. Great year round rental or starter home. #65589. Dir: Three Mile Harbor Road to Gardiners Avenue (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČ&#x160;FH


6XQǧSP 0DOOR\'Uǧ Southampton Pines Mansion. Grand foyer w/double ďŹ&#x201A;oating staircase, grand room w/fpl and wall to ceiling doors and windows. Arched ceiling hallway with seven columns. Gourmet chefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kit. w/ designer appliances. Amazing 6 br, 5 full bth, 4 half bth. Art/Photo Gallery, 9600 sq. ft of living space and 7,000 sq. ft. ďŹ n bsmnt. Built 2007. Excl. #62892 | Web#H15791. Dir: Emmet to Malloy 4XRJXH 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DWǧSP :KLSSRRUZLOO/DQHǧ Bright white contemporary with wide open ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan features balconied pvt master suite. This country home hosts 5 additional brs, 4 bths and a ďŹ n. bsmnt. Pool , tennis and a regulation basketball court. Ready for Summer 08! #65013 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČ&#x160;FH



6DWǧSP 5HG&UHHN&LUFOHǧ Trad. with open ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan, 4 brs, grmt kit., pool, spa, and basketball court. Excl. Web#H55186. Dir. Rt. 24N, make right @ Red Creek Rd, about 1.5 miles make right on Hildreth, left on Red Creek Circle, house on right. 4XRJXH 2IČ&#x160;FH  6XQǧSP .\OH5RDGǧ Move into this stylish renovated home with all new Andersen windows and doors. This charming three br, 1.5 bth ranch is a must see! This â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;beach houseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; is perfect for summer dining and entertaining on your private deck. Excl. Web#H15431 Dir: Montauk Highway to Ponquogue Avenue, travel south 1 mile to Kyle Road, make left and proceed to #30. +DPSWRQ%D\V2IČ&#x160;FH


6DWǧSP 3RVW/DQHǧ Oversized waterfront homesite, with approximately 100â&#x20AC;&#x2122; of bulkheading and deep water dock with easy access to the Quogue Canal. In the village of Quogue and includes 5 brs, 3 bths, air conditioning, fpl, eat-in-kit. with all appliances, dining area, large LR, den/ofďŹ ce, detached 2-car gar., and room for pool on this 1.4-acre property. #54829 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČ&#x160;FH 6DWǧSP 'XQH5RDGǧ Bayfront, 4 br country cape (2 master suites), 3 bth , central air, htd pool, wood deck facing Quogue canal, pool house on .40 landscaped property with irrigation system, fully furnished. Ocean beach access 200 yard walk. Co-Excl. Web#H15186. Dir: West on Montauk Hwy, Rt on Quogue St., Rt on Post Ln over the Quogue Bridge, Rt onto Dune Rd to # 73 on Right Side. 4XRJXH 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DWǧSP 6XQǧSP 3RVW)LHOGV/DQHǧ Custom designed pondfront post modern just completed in November 2007 sited on .80 acres overlooking a serene fresh water pond. Crafted by a premier custom builder in the Hamptons, known for his quality and attention to detail. In keeping with the neighboring properties, this 5300 sq. ft. home with an additional bonus room of 600 sq. ft. features cedar shingles, covered porch, mahogany decking, mature landscaping, gourmet eatin-kit., including all high-end appliances, htd pool, pool house permit, and 2 car gar. This is the best â&#x20AC;&#x153;New Constuction Valueâ&#x20AC;? in Quogue. Excl. #58809 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČ&#x160;FH


6DWǧSP +DOVH\/DQHǧ On a beautiful street in Remsenburg sits this 3 br , 2 full bth Cape on private .68 acre. Home features a living/DR combination with wood -burning fpl, renovated eat-in-kit. with washer dryer. Master br with balcony facing the backyard, two additional brs ;one upstairs and one downstairs.or use one as a home ofďŹ ce. Recently updated with new roof, oak ďŹ&#x201A;ooring , and new septic system. .Grounds include perennial gardens, brick courtyard, gardening shed for storage, and vegetable garden. Short distance to bay and beach, town marina and yacht club. #43222 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČ&#x160;FH


6XQǧSP 3LQH&RXUWǧ 81 ft. of frontage on Wildwood Lake with a private dock and large deck . This 2 brs, 1 bth, features a spacious LR with wood burning stove and loft, a dining area, and a eat-in kit. The ďŹ n. bsmnt includes 2 rooms, 1 bth, and a private entrance and outdoor sitting area. This property can be combined with the adjacent lakefront property (IN#48616) to form a 1 acre compound with two homes for a combined price of $879,000. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t pass up this chance to own your own corner of this pristine lake. Excl. Web#H0158918. Dir: County Roads 51 & 63, South On Wildwood Trail, Left On Pine Ct. Wooden Gate On Right. +DPSWRQ%D\V2IČ&#x160;FH


6DW 6XQǧSP 3DUVRQDJH/DQHǧ New construction. Over 12,000 sq.ft. on 1.24 acres, set down a ďŹ&#x201A;ag lot, will include 8 brs, 11.5 bths, and staff-quarters. Master suites include plasma TVs & radiant heat in bths. Professional-grade kit., great room, sitting room, media room, elevator, gym, playroom, ďŹ n. bsmnt with home theater, and 3-car, radiant-htd gar. 4 fpls, walk-in closets, and 2 laundry facilities. Salt water-ďŹ ltrated, htd gunite pool. Bluestone patios and porches. Pool house w/bth. Custon landscape package. Co-excl. #62701. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, right onto Sagg Rd, left onto Parsonage Ln. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČ&#x160;FH


6DWǧSP -HUPDLQ$YHǧ Recently renovated. The perfect combination of modern amenities with historic details. Sited on 1 acre in the village of Sag Harbor, 3,800 sqft masterpiece features 5 brs, 5.5 bths, new custom kit., pool, pool house, bluestone patio, large wrap around deck, and a det. gar. #61110. 6DJ +DUERU 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DWǧSP 0DLQ6WUHHWǧ Turn of the century colonial revival currently under construction. 2,200 sq ft home offers 3 brs and 2.5 bths. Gourmet kit., formal DR, and a classicdoubleparlorwithgasfplandhandcrafted coiffered ceilings. Htd pool, pool house and full bth plus a gar. on pvt park like grounds. #65418 6DJ+DUERU2IČ&#x160;FH 6DWǧSP &OLII'ULYHǧ Bay Point. Dazzling Cliffside Contemporary. 4 brs, 3 bths. Spectacular water views. Dir: Long Beach Rd to Harbor Dr to Cliff Dr. #50449. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČ&#x160;FH 6DWǧSP 6KHOWHU,VODQG$YHǧ Beautiful cape in beach community with htd Pool and large open lot. The house has been totally renovated from top to bottom. The house has 4 brs and 3.5 half bths, large eat-in kit. and family room with fpl. There is a large screened in porch and a ďŹ n. bsmnt. Great location in North Haven, close to Sag Harbor village. Turnkey. #44112 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČ&#x160;FH 6DWǧSP 0DLQ6WUHHWǧ Cozy home with breathtaking views of Otter Pond offers large, landscaped, private .31 acre property. Separate 2-car garage, hardwood ďŹ&#x201A;oors, ďŹ replace, full basement, patio and room for pool. Web#H0159191 6DJ+DUERU2IČ&#x160;FH 6DWǧSP -RVHSK)UDQFLV%OYGǧ 1-story ranch near the heart of the village, and backs to reserve. 2/3 brs, LR w/fpl, eat-in kit., formal DR and full bsmnt. Room for pool. #H0156470 6DJ+DUERU2IČ&#x160;FH 6DWǧSP %HDFK$YHQXHǧ Adorable beach cottage is a block from the community private sandy beach and located within the Village. Featuring 4 brs and 2 full bths plus an eat-in kit. and open ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan that leads out to the large sun porch. Extras include a bonus ďŹ nished living area, hardwood ďŹ&#x201A;oors throughout, plenty of room for pool. #48891 6DJ+DUERU2IČ&#x160;FH


6DWǧDPSP 5LGJH/DQHǧ This newly listed and renovated Ranch with a ďŹ n. walk-out lower level, 4 brs, 2 bths, bright LR with stone fpl, large outside deck, and DR. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a laundry room, hardwood ďŹ&#x201A;oors throughout, as well as applications pending for permits for a pool, pool house, and sport court. With beach rights and mooring rights. #63187 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČ&#x160;FH


6XQǧDPSP :HVW+LOOV&RXUWǧ Bordering a 21 acre reserve, this new home on 1 acre plus offers 5 brs, 4.5 bths, prof. kit. and formal living/DRs. 3,000 sq. ft. bsmnt, 3 car gar., decking and htd gunite pool. Excl. #62297 Dir: Montauk Highway east, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd, left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct, left on West Hills Ct. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DWǧSP 3DUULVK3RQG&RXUWǧ On 1.4 acres with room for tennis, this 6,000 sq. ft. home offers 5 brs, 4.5 bths, professional kit., 3 fpls, formal dining/LRs. Rear decking surrounds the htd gunite pool. Excl. #62298 Dir: Montauk Highway east, left on Tuckahoe Road, left on Parrish Pond Court. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DWǧSP +HUULFN5RDGǧ Prime Village location. New cape renovation, 2 blocks to Main Street, 5 blocks to ocean. TerriďŹ c mature landscaping, 4 brs, 3.5 bths and gunite pool. Co-Excl. Web#HO152580. Dir: South on S. Main St., left on Herrick #208. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DW 6XQǧSP :HVW+LOOV&RXUWǧ New 6,150 sq. ft. home has 5 brs, 5 bths, 2 half bths and features 1st ďŹ&#x201A;oor master suite, grmt kit., formal DR, htd gunite pool with spa, outdoor shower. Co-Excl. Web#HO156273. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd., left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct., left on West Hills Ct. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DW 6XQǧSP 2OG7RZQ&URVVLQJǧ Minutes from ocean, 4 brs, 2.5 bths, LR, 2 fpls, formal DR, den overlooking large deck on beautifully landscaped yard, bsmnt and 2-car gar. Excl. Web#H55772. Dir: Main Street, left on Meeting House Lane, right on Little Plains Road, left on Old Town Crossing. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DW 6XQǧSP 6RXWKDPSWRQ+LOOV&Wǧ Trad.-style, 6,000 sq.ft., 5 brs, 6.5 bths, formal DR, prof. kit., lib. and full bsmnt. 4 fpls, and 2-car gar. with unďŹ nished loft-space above. 1.26 acres, landscaped, htd gunite pool. #50747. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd, left on Roses Grove, right on Middle Line, left on Southampton Hills Ct. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DWǧDPSP 3HOOHWUHDX6WUHHWǧ Be the ďŹ rst to live in this 2-story traditional home with 5brs, 4bths and gunite pool. Ready for the summer. Co-Excl. Web#HO158995. Dir: East on Hampton Rd., left on Elm St., right on Pelletreau. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DWǧSP 3HOKDP6WUHHWǧ This one-third-plus lot can be purchased â&#x20AC;&#x153;as is,â&#x20AC;? or buy and build new. The existing cape-style structure can be torn down and a wonderful tradtional-style new home can take its place, construction by one of the areaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best builders, with in-ground, htd gunite pool, and landscaping. #65015 %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DW 6XQǧSP 3RZHOO$YHQXHǧ Newly renovated. 4 brs, 4.5 bths, media room. Master br with bth. 3 additional brs with bths. Cozy kit., solar htd pool & deck. Excl. #60995 Dir: to: Montauk Hwy East, right at 7-11, left at Prospect St, left on North Main, at 3 way stop make right, pass train station to Powell Ave. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DWǧDPSP /D\WRQ$YHQXHǧ Superb traditional home and separate cottage sitedon0.5acres.Beautifulmaturelandscaping and htd gunite pool, 5brs and 4bths. Co-Excl. Web#H55583. Dir: East on Hampton Rd., left on Elm St., left on Layton Ave. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DWǧSP  2VERUQH $YHQXH ǧ  Featuring a master suite with fpl and plasma wall unit, 2 additional brs plus a 2 br cottage making 5 brs and 4 full bths, formal DR, family room with fpl, room for pool. Turn-key beach house. Also available for 2008 summer rental @ $55K. Excl. Web#H54576. Dir: East on Hampton Rd, left on Osborne Ave. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH  6DW 6XQǧSP (OP6WUHHWǧ This well-built home has 2 brs, 2 bths, LR, kit., ďŹ n. bsmnt w/hot tub and gar. Attic could be converted to 2 brs. In the heart of the village and priced to sell. Excl. Web#H51238. Dir: East on Hampton Rd, left on Elm St. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH 

6DWǧSP 0DMRUV3DWKǧ0'/' Open and airy Traditional offers 4 brs, 2.5 bths, and a ďŹ n. bsmnt. Lush landscaping, htd pool, deck and more. Web#H77959 Dir: Rte 27 To Southampton, left On North Sea Rd, Keep Right To Majors Path, House Is On The Left. +DPSWRQ%D\V2IČ&#x160;FH 6DW 6XQǧSP  5RVHV *URYH 5G ǧ . 0'/' UHQWDO Two blocks from the bay beach in Southampton! 10 minutes to the ocean beach and Southampton Village! Clean and comfortable 3 br, 2 full bth ranch house on .5 acre with 2 fpls and backyard deck. House comes completely furnished and stocked with home essentials for a great summer. Rental cost includes Beach pass, chairs and umbrella plus weekly maid service. This neat as a pin house is very turn key and the split plan layout is ideal for maximum usage and privacy. #65614 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČ&#x160;FH 6XQǧSP 6KRUH5Gǧ Water, water, water at a great new price, best investment, deep water on the north sea creek with permits in place for a 6â&#x20AC;&#x2122; x 20â&#x20AC;&#x2122; ďŹ&#x201A;oating dock with catwalk. Charming home with fabulous open waterviews and priced to sell. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss out it wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t last. #63022. 4XRJXH2IČ&#x160;FH


6XQǧSP 0LOO)DUP/DQHǧ Surrounded by farms, this new home offers 6,200 sq. ft. of living space with 5 brs, 4.5 bths, professional kit., great room, formal living /DRs and 3 fpls. Decking surrounds the htd gunite pool. Excl. #60420. Dir: Montauk Highway east, left on David Whiteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lane, bear right on Seven Ponds Road, right on Upper Seven Ponds Road, right on Mill Farm Lane. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH 


6XQǧSP 'XQH5Gǧ Nature and architecture blended to spectacular effect in this newly constructed condominium complex. Design, quality and amenities surpassed only by the magniďŹ cent views. Ten oversized bayfront townhouse units. New top-of-the-line construction! 3 brs, 3.5 bths, 2800 sq. ft. of living space plus 1,400 sq. ft. of decking, gar. and bsmnt space. State-of-the-art gourmet kit., 2 fpls, walk-in closet in master suite, hot tub on top level deck. The complex features a fully-equipped private marina with 28 boat slips, htd gunite pool, clubhouse and ďŹ tness room and a private right of way to the most spectacular spot on the ocean beach. #61222 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČ&#x160;FH 6XQǧSP 0HDGRZ:D\ǧ Endless views of nature is this immaculate, contemporary beach house immersed in acres of preserved wildlife. The main living area with gourmet kit. and open living area has vaulted ceilings, a fpl and walls of glass overlooking the htd gunite pool with views of preserve. Newly updated 4 br, 3 bth home also has a loft den and a private master suite with a balcony. Secluded, private. Including furniture-turn key! #61646 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČ&#x160;FH 6XQǧSP 0HDGRZ/DQHǧ Entirely renovated home on a beautiful, private park-like shy acre with htd gunite pool, and large deck. Master suite has an adjoining ofďŹ ce and his and her walk-in closets. There is also a junior master and 3 additional brs, kit. with separate laundry room and 3 new bths. The open living area has a special vaulted, beamed and wood ceiling and open ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan. Close to town and beaches. :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČ&#x160;FH 6DWǧSP 0LWFKHOO5Gǧ Beautiful waterfront condo with boat slip in the heart of the Village. Spacious home in mint condition offers 3 levels of living. The main level includes a renovated kit., dining area, half bth, large LR, and sliders to an elevated deck. Your master br with bth and guest br with bth are on the upper level. Family room. Sliders lead onto a stone patio. Htd pool and boat slip. #65510 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČ&#x160;FH 6DWǧSP 'HEELH/DQHǧ On a quiet street, extremely close to village. This charming Westhampton Beach home offers year round comfort. Country home with 4 brs, three full bths & country eat-in kit. overlooking the pool. Pretty outdoor deck offers a birdâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s eye view. Close to all Westhampton Beach has to offer! #62229 :HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IČ&#x160;FH 1142247







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Enclosing Westhampton Hamptons Synagogue Petitions the Village to Allow it to put up a “Wall” By Dan Rattiner In ancient times, before the appearance of Christianity, the Jews living in the Middle East, often at the mercy of oppressors, made it a hard and fast rule to designate one day a week when they would worship the Lord and do no work. They wrote in the Torah, the book of laws, how these rules were to be observed, and rabbis interpreted them for thousands of years in another book called the Talmud. And since that day, from sundown Friday night to sundown Saturday night for Orthodox Jews these rules are in effect, just as later on Sunday became the day of observance and rest for the Christian faith. The rabbis were very busy people, interpreting what was in the Torah to their various congregants. Much of the time they disagreed from one congregation to another. But overall, the rule of no work on the Sabbath still stands. And it is soon to be interpreted in a very public way in Westhampton Beach that I thought you might like to know about. Rabbi Marc Schneier of the Hampton Synagogue in that town has proposed to the Village Board that something called an eruv be erected to encircle that Village. It will consist of small sticks nailed about two thirds

the way up certain telephone poles, with thick strings connecting the sticks across avenues and up and down certain streets. It will form a symbolic wall surrounding the Village, which will allow certain activities inside the wall to take place on that day of rest where up to now, by the orthodox interpretation of some of the congregants, it cannot. “We have as many as a thousand worship-

Village will consider the request further at a work session on April 16. If it is approved, it will be the first eruv in the Hamptons. According to a Supreme Court decision involving a case in Teaneck, New Jersey, eruvs are legal, within reason. Those opposed to eruvs filed a lawsuit claiming an eruv was a violation of the separation of church and state, but the justices ruled that a town could prevent the construction of an eruv only if there is a very good reason. No town has yet come up with one. Today, there are hundreds of eruvs in communities around America — Teaneck, Brooklyn Heights, Manhattan’s Upper East and West Sides (it crosses the park), Phoenix, Memphis, Atlanta, Boston, Los Angeles, Providence, Dallas, Chicago and even Washington, DC, where an eruv encloses an area of that city that includes the White House. Make no mistake, an eruv is a long, continuous string strung from telephone pole to telephone pole, or where there is no telephone pole, just a specially built pole to enclose a place. They are up there, visible just as telephone wires are. But that’s it. Currently, Richard Haefeli, the Synagogue’s attorney, is negotiating with LIPA to put the

They are up there, visible just as telephone wires are. Imagine that. A community that WANTS telephone poles. pers coming to our services in the summertime,” the rabbi said. “Many of them are young families. In some cases, mothers cannot push their baby carriages to get to the synagogue, because the Torah tells them they cannot unless they build an eruv.” Mayor Conrad Teller, who is not Jewish, is looking into the matter, and, in fact, is doing a whole study on it so he understands it. The

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you think about it, there HAD to be exceptions for things that needed to be done inside your home on the Sabbath. Rabbis also studied and interpreted what would be okay and not okay at the demarcation line separating home and the outside world. They came up with three principles. Moving an object from an enclosed area (such as a private home, public building or fencedin area) to a major thoroughfare would be illegal. Moving an object from a major thoroughfare to an enclosed area would be illegal. And moving an object more than four cubits (that’s about six feet) within a major thoroughfare inside the eruv would be illegal. Of course, then they had to define the word “thoroughfare.” And what is a “major thor-


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Police Action To Keep Montauk’s Parade a Family Affair, They Smashed Some Booze By Dan Rattiner If you went to either the dump or any of the railroad station platforms on eastern Long Island the day after the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Montauk, you would have noticed something very strange. These places smelled of alcohol. The reason for this is simple. This was the result of a police action taken to keep this year’s parade from becoming like last year’s parade, when an unacceptable number of the 20,000 spectators got drunk and behaved in a rowdy manner. It wouldn’t happen again. Weeks before the parade, the chiefs of the police departments in

Montauk, East Hampton, Southampton and all the way down the line met to develop a plan to keep it a family affair. The parade kicked off at 12:30 p.m. with the first of nearly a hundred very colorful, spectacular and musical floats stepping out and leading the line of them from the Montauk Railroad Station toward town two miles away. It would be over by 3 p.m. with the last of the big floats, the Coneheads, passing by the reviewing stand on Main Street and then drifting off in the general direction of Napeague. The police assumed correctly that people coming from up-Island to enjoy this parade — and Montauk was glad to have them since it gave a

real economic shot in the arm during the offseason — would leave home earlier in the morning. They’d either drive out, or go to the railroad station and board one of the special trains heading out there, all after 8 a.m. There was not much the police could do about those driving out, except have a huge police presence at the parade itself, which they did. But for the train, the police could be “invited” by the railroad to come out to the platforms and enforce the rule that says there are to be no open liquor containers allowed either on the platforms or carried onto the passenger cars. And so, between 9 a.m. and noon, the police (continued on page 36)

NOTES ON SECEDING FROM THE STATE & COUNTY By Dan Rattiner For the last two weeks calls for secession have been in the news here on Long Island. First it was about the five eastern towns getting together to break off from Suffolk and form a new County, because in the county legislature, the eastern five towns have two votes, while the western six towns have 17. Not fair. We’ve threatened often. Indeed, over the years on three occasions the eastern towns have filed papers to press this case. The new county would be called Peconic County. Carved away, Peconic County would prosper. The rest of Suffolk County would falter

and that’s because the West End wouldn’t have the East End to kick around anymore. And the much smaller West End would no longer be the recipient of the huge financial bundle they’ve been getting because of the imbalance in the legislature, which was created by “One Man One Vote.” Though all of these tries failed — the last one because of just one man, Assemblyman Sheldon Silver — many still think that Peconic County will come to pass. We’ve got a set of plans for it. We’ve even designed a flag, which you may have seen flying here and there — a blue background with five gold stars. We’re ready.

But now there is a second group of people that wants to secede. And it’s not just against Suffolk County. This is a group that wants to make Long Island the 51st state. Suffolk County Comptroller Joe Sawicki says that Long Island is in the same position as it relates to the whole United States that the East End is in relating to Suffolk County. And he’s calling for a meeting of all Long Island leaders to see what can be done about it. I might note that four times since the United States was founded, groups tried to carve a new state out of an older one. An attempt to divide (continued on page 38)

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By Dan Rattiner Last Thursday, some people, without authorization, entered the Hampton Subway Club Southampton Station, took the escalator down to the platform, started up the subway car that was parked there and proceeded to run it on its normal route underground throughout the Hamptons. We are told by our security people that as many as 100 people were involved in this dastardly act and that it went on for the rest of the day with people getting on and off at the various stops as if the subway were in use as an authorized transportation facility. I want to make it clear that breaches such as this will not be tolerated. The Hampton Subway is closed for business. We, the Hussein Tel Aviv Company LLC, have purchased it and shortly will begin to convert it to its new intended use, which is as an upscale, exclusive, private underground club with a $1 million initiation fee, although I am free to tell you that the initiation fee, under certain circumstances, can be as little as $850,000. I emphasize the word “club.”

Violators will be punished. Our new Security Manager, Eliot Spitzer, who was busy with other things when this breach took place, is now back and will be fully vigilant. So be warned. On another matter, I am told that there is an effort on the part of our public officials to buy back the subway system from our club to restore it back to its former use. We here at Hussein Tel Aviv Company LLC are fully appreciative that the subway was in use for nearly 15 years, carrying folks back and forth underground to the different stations prior to our purchase. But the money offered, which is $500 million, mentioned in a bill that is being considered up in Albany, is less than half of what we want. It is true we only paid $800,000 for the old system. But in its decrepit condition, and considering all the unpaid bills that were on the books, that price

was all it was worth. This will all need to be accounted for. As for the disgraced former Commissioner of the old Hampton Subway, Bill Aspinall, he was convicted of the 172 charges involving bribery, extortion, mismanagement and simple theft two weeks ago and though we sympathize with his family, we do have to say that the death sentence handed down to him last week in State Supreme Court in Islip by Judge Irene Hardman is not nearly as much as we think he deserved. He can console himself there on death row with the knowledge that he is the only person in America to ever be sentenced to death for a non-capital offense. At least that is something. This breach of security was reported to the police. Sean MacTavish Club Manager

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Not Quite Trump Being a Billionaire Can Sometimes be a Big Headache and a Half By Dan Rattiner I don’t know if you have been following this story, but Donald Trump is involved in a plan to put a beautiful high-end restaurant facing the ocean at Jones Beach. It would have the Trump name on it. And if approved and built, would be just about the most expensive place to eat on Long Island. A dinner there could easily cost $300. Trump has been out here to the Hamptons but has not been a regular. Some years ago, he tried to develop a beautiful old mansion with vast grounds in Sebonac into a private golf course with condominiums. He walked away from that plan in the end after flack from the zoning peo-

ple and the general public. Today it is the exclusive Sebonack Golf Club, but there are no condominiums. In any case, what has gone on at Jones Beach is a really good example of how things go back and forth between a builder and a community and how sometimes if you overlook something it can be a huge stumbling block. The project, headed up by Trump and Steve Carl, who is a Long Island catering hall legend, was proposed to be built at the site of a decrepit and abandoned oceanfront restaurant at Jones Beach — which is a State Park — that had never had any success. I’m not sure of this, but I believe that restaurant was about 50,000-square-feet in

size, which included a single ground floor and an 18,000-square-foot basement. Trump and Carl proposed a 75,000-square-foot project that would include a 26,100-square-foot basement. I think Trump assumed that since there was a basement already there, he could have a basement, or even one a bit larger, even though rules passed since the old place was built that made it illegal to build a basement in a flood plain, which is where this is. Structures in illegal locations often get approved if they were there before laws are passed. They are grandfathered in. In many ways, although debate went back and (continued on the next page)

AN UPDATE ON THE “TAHOE TO GO” STORY By Dan Rattiner When you last heard from me, I was getting out of my car in front of Citarella in downtown East Hampton to discover three police cars parked around my ‘07 Tahoe and two police officers ready to tell me they were going to impound it, which they subsequently did. This happened on the afternoon of Saturday, April 4 at 4 p.m., a cold and windy day, and after they hauled the car away, we stood there shivering on the street corner with our shopping bags wondering how we would get home. When friends drove by, we hailed them and they stopped. So that’s how we got home.

We’ve been renting cars since this happened. As this is written Monday, nine days later, the car remains impounded and it will probably stay that way for several more days. Albany has “straightened out” the situation. But it only updates its computers every three to five days. When that happens, the car will be released, and at what cost, I will tell you next week. (It can take up to a half hour to find somebody to talk to in Albany.) As it turned out, the fault with this does not lie with my insurance company, me or even with the East Hampton Village Police who did what they had to do, respectfully and accu-

rately. It was a mistake made, in my opinion, by East Hampton Village in ordering and activating something called a license plate reader. Before they got it a short time ago, I wrote that this was going too far, that it eliminated the gray area where you could have this draconian measure because there were mitigating circumstances. The license plate reader is a computer mounted on top of a police car to read every license plate at which it is pointed. Drive down the slow lane of a road with the reader pointed toward the parked cars, and it will pick up any (continued on page 40)

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forth about this project with some in favor and some opposed, there was really a kind of love affair about this project. At Jones Beach State Park there are plenty of places to get things to eat if you don’t want to spend $300 for a white glove dinner. And this was an abandoned building. Trump may be a selfpromoter, but he is also a billionaire and a legend. It seemed to many that such a place at this oceanfront beach and park would be a great marriage between two legends, Donald Trump and the late Robert Moses, founder of Jones Beach. However, the State of New York, which has its zoning people up in Westchester, turned the project down. And the problem was that basement. Things may be grandfathered in. But this law was passed because of the new possibility of high seas washing up over the dunes someday. There would be people working in that basement. It would consist of a kitchen, a laundry room, a garbage room, a utility room and storage. And this law involved safety. “You can’t build a basement there, period,” said one official. He might have added, “Even if you’re Donald Trump,” but he didn’t. Back at the drawing board, Trump and Carl concluded that they really needed that basement. They modified the plan a bit. And then they tried, and succeeded, in getting the jurisdiction for the zoning decision transferred to Long Island. (Was Westchester jealous? Was that it?) It wasn’t. The zoning people on Long Island just

came to the same conclusion. No matter who you are, you could not build a basement on that spot. Two weeks ago, Trump and Carl came back with a new plan. And it didn’t have a basement. But, because there was stuff in the basement and they needed that square footage for it all, they’d have to build the square footage somewhere else. It would be up. They proposed a second floor. Of course, with a second floor it meant that

second floor would have the best view. And so they reconfigured how they would do the inside. The second floor would have the banquet hall, the ceremony room, the deck and the bridal suite, which I believe means that there would be a place for the bride and groom to have their wedding night. Hmm! As for the ground floor, it would have the restaurant and outdoor patio and kitchen and other utility areas. Though the square footage for the new project is about 5% smaller than the earlier proposal with the basement, it does mean that what you see above ground will be taller. But looking at the plans, it does look much better proportioned as a two-story building. And two stories is only two stories after all. It rises to 43-feet-high instead of 28-feet-high. At this point, it seems to me that what is left is a lot of posturing and politics. The zoning people will say it has to be smaller. Trump and Carl will make it smaller, but not as much smaller as the zoning people want. A lawsuit that Trump filed against the zoning people for having turned him down where there was a basement grandfathered in will probably be dropped. And we will move on. But maybe not. Just the other day Trump and Carl filed a $500 million lawsuit against the State of New York for deception and a loss of business. • Sometimes it’s tough being a billionaire.

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The film Problems of a Small Community covered issues such as potato cropping. Seen here Tony “Gump” Tiska Sr. and his two sons.

Propaganda, ‘50s Style Historic Film Portrays Bridgehampton as a Model of Democracy By Victoria L. Cooper Propaganda created in Bridgehampton? A staged drowning at Sagg Main Beach? Halloween in August? Did these events happen on the East End? To find out for sure you’ll have to speak to Ann Sanford, resident and local historian, who spoke this past Tuesday at the Hampton Library in Bridgehampton about “Democracy and the Cold War in Bridgehampton, 1950-1951.” Sanford, who is the author of Grandfather Lived Here: The Transformation of Bridgehampton, New York 1870-1970 is a passionate finder-of-things and while doing research on Bridgehampton in The New York

Times historical archives, she uncovered a tidbit of information that would send her on a party line journey to the National Archives in Washington, D.C. The goal of her search was a film titled Problems of a Small Community. But before Sanford would ever watch the 11-minute film, she had to call local master engineers to have the original, 35mm format remastered. Richard Wood, a photographer, architect and independent filmmaker, directed the film, which was made in August 1950. During the ’50s and ’60s, Wood vacationed in Bridgehampton but finally settled in East Hampton after retiring. The theme of the

film centers on democracy at work — how a community comes together on issues such as ocean safety and substandard housing for the migrant potato field workers, as well as the ever present Community Council as the means to elect officials and resolve problems. The film was sponsored by the U.S. State Department, with the goal of having it shown abroad in American libraries in Italy and France to aid in our country’s fight against the red blanket of communism spreading across the globe during the Cold War. Imagine Bridgehampton as an international role model for grassroots democracy — (continued on the next page)

U.S. MARINE FROM SAG DISAPPEARS, LEAVES QUESTIONS By Tiffany Razzano In the first weeks that a young marine from Sag Harbor and her husband were reported missing, only questions and more questions have surfaced. Twenty-year-old Lance Cpl. Margaret McMahon and her husband, fellow marine Pfc. George Kevyn Reid, have been missing from her Southern California base since March 31. Both McMahon and Reid were scheduled to deploy to Iraq this summer. After McMahon, a native of Sag Harbor, was reported missing, police speculated that she had possibly been kidnapped by her husband, whom she met last fall and married in

January. The last anyone heard from her was that she and Reid, 22, had gotten into an argument on March 30. The next morning she planned to legally change her last name at her base, Camp Pendleton, but she never made it there and has not been heard from. Reid was last seen at the Marine Corp Air Station Miramar that same morning. Both had been in the marines for only ten months and worked as communication equipment operators. McMahon’s family, friends and police feared the worst, but after she was identified on an April 1 surveillance tape withdrawing $400 from an ATM in Kansas, police have backed

away from the possibility of her being kidnapped, saying that, most likely, she and her husband ran away together. Someone also attempted to withdraw money from her account at an ATM in Missouri on April 3. Escondido police, who have reported that the couple’s off-base apartment was devoid of all personal items except for their Marine uniforms and some furniture, are dropping the case because the ATM video is proof that McMahon is currently outside of their jurisdiction. The Naval Criminal Intelligence Service (NCIS) and the United States Marine Corps (continued on page 36)

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and the citizens of France and Italy watching a film with exclamations of “le démocratie,” “bagnino caldo,” “vivre Bridgehampton!” Sanford, who has lived through the many changes that have taken place in the past half century on the East End, was delighted to make this find. While watching the film, she recognized many of the young Bridgehamptonites who were typecast at the time. For example, one of the dramatic opening scenes shows a young man drowning in the ocean at Sagg Main Beach — a clear lesson about why communities must have lifeguards. But Sanford knows the man who “drowned” in this scene — he’s alive and well, and living

“Picking Cotton” from Ann Sanford’s book Grandfather Lived Here: The Transformation of Brideghampton, New York 1870-1970.

in Sagaponack with his family. There are other scenes in the film that feature the Main Street Barbershop with the barber pole turning, light music playing in the background and narration by a deep voiced man. Another vivid scene is shot outside the Bridgehampton Community House (the Community Council was established in 1946), where they used to hold town meetings on the steps with council members flanked by large speakers. Sanford thinks there are about 300 people in the crowd during this scene where they conduct business and elections, even showing ballots and the community supper that followed the dealings. In her analysis of the film as a critical historian, Sanford was interested in what was real activity and what was staged propaganda. She was able to draw on some important topics, especially since, at the time, it was the height of the migrant labor crisis — potato farmers needed laborers to dig the fields yet the available housing was substandard and there was no one to take care of the fieldworkers’ young children. A tragic result of this situation was the famous fire on Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike that caused the death of two small African American children. While this was not a part of the film, it was in the context of the larger issues but the filmmakers did not fully expose the problem, instead referring to laborer’s housing as “modest.” Sanford noted, “It wasn’t that the film said untruths about the migrant worker issue, it’s just that they didn’t say the truth.” The following year the Bridgehampton Day Care Center was established. Another very American, democratic lesson portrayed in the film was about the importance of good behavior on Halloween. The Community Council announced that teenagers should respect the community, and sponsored a roped-off after school party to deter pranksters from ripping off the front gates and hanging them on telephone poles. This movie was made in August, so the director and producers had to stage Halloween. There are also exciting images of the “other” Bridgehampton newspaper called Bridgehampton News that was active in the building where the Golden Pear is now located. Clearly, the U.S. State Department commissioned this film at the height of the Cold War and it’s safe to say that Bridgehampton is still very much a grassroots democratic community with very few communists to mention. This summer Sanford will publish an article about the film and her findings in The Bridge, the historical society’s newsletter.

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The Thomas Moran House

To The Rescue! CPF Monies Put to Good Use, Saving the Thomas Moran House By David Lion Rattiner With the drama presently surrounding the Community Preservation Fund in East Hampton, it’s hard not to take a closer look at a high profile preservation project right on Main Street: the Thomas Moran house. The structure, tucked away off the west side of Town Pond, was built in 1884 by the legendary painter Thomas Moran and still contains his studio. When Moran died in 1926, J. Condi and Elizabeth Boots Lamb inherited the property, and donated it to Guild Hall that same year. Registered in 1965 with the National Register of Historic Places, the property is currently not used for any purpose by

Guild Hall or the public and unfortunately, there has been no historical renovation or even maintenance of the building since 1884. A brief walk on the grounds reveals the decrepit state of the building. Sections of shingle are rotted, weather damage is present on the interior and exterior, and endless weeds and shrubs overtake the property. Last August, the New York Times published an article on what might be the fate of this historical place. Would it remain a bare boned home destined to wither away? Or would a citizen or some organization come to its rescue? There was a lot of talk about putting the

home on the market back in August, selling it to someone who would be willing to take on the financial burden of restoration. There was also talk from Peter Wolf, chairman of the Thomas Moran House Committee, about how to undertake the financial cost of restoring the house themselves and making it an additional part of the ambitious restoration of Guild Hall’s John Drew Theater. Unfortunately, none of those options moved forward. Last Friday the East Hampton Town Board held a meeting to discuss whether or not money would be contributed to restoring the home and making it a usable place for the (continued on the next page)

FROM ZERO TO 25, ELECTRIC CARS ZOOM INTO EH By Debbie Tuma Since East Hampton Village is one of the oldest on Long Island, and is also rated among the top most beautiful villages in America, it is no wonder that the Village Board is looking into ways to go “green” in maintaining its character and integrity. And with the soaring costs of fuel and energy, they are also looking to save the taxpayers money. “We are looking at possibly incorporating solar energy into three of our buildings —the Village Hall, the Emergency Services Department and the Public Works Building,”

said East Hampton Village Administrator Larry Cantwell. “Our Emergency Services building is 60,000-square-feet, it operates 24 hours a day with police and fire departments there, and it costs us around $80,000 a year just on electricity.” He said the Village has been working with Green Logic, a company based in Bridgehampton, to get some more affordable ideas. Cantwell said the Village also has a fleet of 55 vehicles that cost about $120,000 a year in gasoline. “We’re trying to become more fuel-efficient and more user friendly, so when we buy and

replace vehicles, we are looking into more costefficient and greener ways to go,” he said. With gas prices above $4 per gallon in places such as Montauk, and threatening to go even higher this summer, Cantwell, Mayor Paul Rickenbach and the entire Village Board last week took a look at an electric car that uses no gas and has zero emissions. As they waited outside their Public Works Building on Accabonac Road last Wednesday, a small, white car pulled in, with the words “All Electric Zero Emissions” printed on the side. This four-passenger car has two front bucket (continued on the next page)

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community. As we wait and see the fate of the McGintee administration, pending investigations into the use of $8 million from the CPF for projects other than preservation, there is tremendous pressure on the board in terms of how these funds are used. In all fairness, this administration has made a name for itself, saving a tremendous amount of property for the Town. At the meeting, the board immediately recognized the value of the Thomas Moran house and the need to restore the property. With just one person in the room voicing opposition

ment that was passed by the board requires that the studio space be restored within three years and that the outside grounds be cleaned up and maintained. The entire $500,000 easement will go towards restoration of the property. Guild Hall raised millions of dollars to restore the John Drew Theater, bringing the arts back to East Hampton in a way that rivals the activity when the hall was built. The future restoration of the Thomas Moran House, using CPF monies, is another jewel in the crown for the Village.

explained Birke. “We are also selling them to college campuses, including Queens College, Farmingdale University and possibly Stony Brook Southampton University, and they are also great for driving around places like hospitals and golf clubs.” But unlike golf carts, the “MILES Automotive 2XS Advanced Design,” as this car is called, is made with heavy steel construction, and it works on 100% electricity from plugging

into a 110-volt standard outlet. This “utility wagon” sells for $19,145, which is the manufacturer’s suggested retail price, including freight. Village Board members all took turns driving the car around the huge parking lot. “It was a quiet ride, and I love the efficiency of this car,” said Village Board member David Brown. “It has its place to run people around, and I think it would fit into our fleet quite well.” Village Board member Barbara Borsack said, “I love it — I think it’s a great car and I love the fact that it has no emissions, since we have enough fumes here during the summer months during highway gridlock.” Borsack added, “I’ve been banging the drum for our Village to go greener for a long time, and I’m glad to see we are looking into cleaner and cheaper options.” “With the price of gas today, everyone’s concerned about saving money, so I think this is an excellent start,” added Brown. “It’s also safe, and it’s good in inclement weather to drive our CEOs around.” Mayor Rickenbach took a ride in the car and said he would discuss the need for such a vehicle at future meetings with the Village. Birke explained that this is about the same price as an average car, but it has only 25% of the operating costs. Robert Jahoda, Traffic Control Supervisor of East Hampton, was walking by and came over to take a look at the electric car. After going for a test drive he said, “It drives really smooth and perhaps this vehicle could be used to help with traffic control in the Village.” Later, Cantwell said the board would discuss whether to add this new electric car to their fleet. “This car has limited use, even for Village purposes, but I think the technology is great and the cost savings is economical,” he said. Birke said he also plans in the coming weeks to bring out an electric pickup truck that also goes the same speed and costs the same price. It seats two, and is good for light duty maintenance, hauling and landscaping. His company is also coming out later in the year with an electric car for consumers that will go up to 80 mph, and will travel up to 120 miles on a single charge.

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seats and a seat in the back that flips up or folds down. It has a roof rack option, A/C option, and the back door opens up. This car was brought out by Motorworks Clean Vehicles, Inc. of Amityville, a company that sells them around Long Island. Gary Birke, who owns the company, and Hugh McIvor, Marketing Director, explained to the board members that this car is considered a “utility wagon,” because it only goes 25 mph, and is allowed only on street-legal NYS roads designated 35 mph or less. “This electric car is good for local driving around the village and to the beaches,”

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against the use of monies from the CPF, the board voted unanimously to put $500,000 towards the restoration of the historical home. The vote made East Hampton Village Historic Preservation Consultant Robert Hefner a very happy man. And many residents of East Hampton share that sentiment. The home will now be protected by a historical easement, which will allow restoration of the property. This easement makes it unlawful for the Thomas Moran House to become anything else but what it originally was in the 1800s. The ease-


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Still shot of Harry & the Potters from the documentary We Are Wizards

We Are Wizards Harry & the Potters, Draco & the Malfoys Live on Film By Tiffany Razzano Though the final installment of the epic Harry Potter series came out last summer — and was quickly digested by many zealous fans within days of its release date — the world of the boy wizard and his friends continues to live on well past the series’ ending. Contributing to the ongoing Potter legacy is a documentary by Josh Koury, who was programming director for the Hamptons International Film Festival (HIFF) for five years before leaving in January 2008. He and his crew have captured the vivid world of Potter fans on film with We Are Wizards, which debuted last month at the South by Southwest Film Festival in Austin, Texas, and was featured at the New York Underground Film Festival on

April 5 and April 8. “It had been about five years since our last production,” said Koury, who also founded the now defunct Brooklyn Underground Film Festival. “There were a lot of good ideas on the table, but the one we kept coming back to was Harry Potter. We were inspired to do it. There was a great world out there that needed to be uncovered. It was a pivotal time, between the sixth and seventh books. I don’t think we could have come back and made [the film] later. There was an opportunity to make it and we jumped on the opportunity. That was the time and that was the inspiration.” After choosing their topic, the filmmakers were faced with the daunting task of figuring out

which fans to feature in their documentary. “We didn’t want to have a 90-minute roll call of fan after fan after fan gushing over Harry Potter. We wanted to tell stories that could inspire and reach people,” Koury said. “Something that’s important is that the film itself isn’t really even about Harry Potter. It’s more about people’s personal stories, their struggles, inspirations and their rights to be creative and to create.” Aiming to make a film that touched even those who had never picked up one of the books, he set out to find the most inspired fans, the ones who took their love of the series to the next level. There was a lot to choose from. Eager Harry Potter fans have created a subculture that sur(continued on the next page)

JOHN DUCK FALLS, AND RISES FROM THE ASHES By T.J. Clemente A 70-year-old restaurant frequented by Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor, where Henry Ford II, Jackie Gleason, Gary Cooper, Marlo Thomas, Alan Alda and Billy Joel had dined, is gone. On March 30, the last duck was prepared and served at John Duck Jr. in Southampton. The Westerhoff brothers, John and Mark, sold the operation to Jean Mackenzie, a local owner of both The Clamman and 4 Seasons Caterer. The sale seemed to be motivated largely by the weight of debt accrued. While Mackenzie said the business “is not

going to be John Duck,” she didn’t have a name in mind. She is still “fine tuning” her plan to turn the facility into a catering business for weddings, birthdays, and other large events. A proprietor in Southampton for over 30 years, Mackenzie has positioned her 25-year-old daughter, Mackenzie Koster, a Southampton High School graduate, to run the new venture. “It will be a mother-daughter business,” said Mackenzie while supervising the unloading and reloading of a 4 Seasons Caterer’s truck at the 15 Prospect Street location of the former John Duck Jr. In the historic kitchen, with both the former

owners and new owners, the vibe ranged from resignation on the part of the Westerhoffs to the total exuberance of Mackenzie and her daughter. John Westerhoff was in the process of finding a new place to live after spending the last 20 years living upstairs at the restaurant. He is leaving the business that was started on the North Fork by his great-grandfather and moved to Southampton by his grandfather. And he is leaving his home. Mark seemed more resigned to the reality. The space where he prepared over 1,700 ducks a year was being turned over to local hands. He (continued on page 30)

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passes Trekkie and Star Wars fandom. Rather than simply obsess about the books and movies, Potter fans have enthusiastically kept the world alive through art, fan fiction and music in a way that’s never been done before for any movie or fictional series. There’s even an entire genre of music known as “Wizard Rock,” that includes hundreds of bands from around the world that base their songs on the Harry Potter series and its characters. Harry and the Potters, the Boston-based band that essentially founded the Wizard Rock movement, were one of the first subjects Koury latched onto. “They started off as a joke, but through the years they gained so much popularity,” he said. “They spawned a whole new generation of kids who picked up instruments and

new Wizard Rock bands.” We Are Wizards primarily focuses on Wizard Rock, featuring not just Harry and the Potters, but other bands integral to the movement, such as Draco and the Malfoys, The Whomping Willows, The Order of Merlin and The Hungarian Horntails. The Hungarian Horntails, two brothers aged 7 and 4 at the time the film was made, especially inspired the direction it went. To Koury, the two boys, who can barely play their instruments, embody the spirit of the Harry Potter subculture in general. “They symbolize what the Wizard Rock movement is and can be,” he said. “They’re not the greatest musicians in the world; let’s be frank, they’re little kids. But their spirit is amazing. It’s not about the music, necessarily.”

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The film’s coverage goes beyond Wizard Rock. Koury spent several long weekends filming Brad Neely, a cartoonist, who unintentionally found himself a part of the Harry Potter universe. Having never read any of the books, but a fan of the movies, Neely recorded Wizard People, Dear Reader, a hilarious, and often very adult, retelling of the movie version of the first book, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Originally recorded for the amusement of his friends and presented as an audio book, Wizard People is intended to be played while Sorcerer’s Stone is playing on mute, much like Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” is meant to be played to a muted Wizard of Oz. The documentary also touches upon the issue of intellectual property rights. In 2001, Warner Bros., owner of the Harry Potter movie franchise, sued many fan sites, which were run primarily by teenagers, for violating these rights and sought to acquire these sites’ domain names. They eventually dropped most of the lawsuits. After assembling the film’s cast of characters, Koury, who left the HIFF on the heels of the festival’s artistic director Rajendra Roy, did nothing but eat, sleep and breathe Harry Potter, as he and his crew threw themselves into the lives of their subjects. “I’ve been digesting Harry Potter pretty intensely for two and a half years,” he laughed, adding that though he was always a big fan of the series, he had a difficult time actually reading the last book when it came out for this reason. When Koury showed the film to some of his former colleagues, Roy was surprised by how well he was able to relate to it. “It was interesting for me because I didn’t know a lot about dragon rock or Potter culture per se, but the film was really compelling on its own as an investigative documentary,” he said. “It was surprising to me that someone who wasn’t a Potter fan could be entertained by it. It’s the sign of a good documentary.” He said the film would be of interest to anyone into alternative music and culture. Now, the film will go on what Koury calls “a fast and furious festival run.” After its showing in New York, it is headed for film festivals in Sarasota and Boston, among several others. Koury has big plans for the film. He hopes to get a distribution deal soon. If not, he plans on selfdistributing the movie this summer. He’s also keeping his fingers crossed for a theatrical release. So far, Roy, who is now Chief Curator of the Department of Film at MoMA, approves of Koury’s festival choices, as he’s picking those with more of an edge, which are well-suited for his subject matter. But Roy also doesn’t rule out the possibility of We Are Wizards coming to the HIFF. “The thing I’ve learned about the Hamptons is there’s a very diverse audience out here,” he said. “I certainly think there would be an audience for it out here just because the Hamptons audience likes a diverse range of programming.” And when asked if he’d be interested in having We Are Wizards featured at the HIFF, Koury was uncertain. “But who knows,” he said. “October is a long way away.”

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Who’s Here By Susan Galardi “I spend so much time speaking to psychopaths and sociopaths. I’ve learned I have to watch myself to not get too emotionally invested. As a parent, I find it messes with your head a little bit.” After 10 years as a news correspondent for the popular CBS show “48 Hours” — the third longest running show on television — Troy Roberts has had many opportunities to hone the reporter’s skill of getting a story without having the story get him. Roberts, an Emmy Award winner, has had exclusive interviews with some of the most notorious newsmakers — people who could really get under your skin — like Robert Chambers, dubbed the New York “preppy killer,” and Andrew Luster, Max Factor heir and convicted felon. Although Roberts has also gotten up close and personal with luminaries from the entertainment and culture scene — like Lauren Hutton, Annie Liebowitz and Maya Angelou — much of his work has been focused on the crime scene and that’s where he has had to keep on guard. “When I didn’t put up a psychological wall, it hurt me,” said Roberts, recounting a challenging assignment earlier in his career. “I was in Russia doing a story on a pedophile ring and I interviewed the ring leader. I wanted to strangle him. He could tell he was getting under my skin and it ended up not being one of my better interviews. You don’t want your emotions to take over — don’t want it to be about your fury.” Ironically, for as long as Roberts has worked at “48 Hours” he’s been coming to East Hampton. One might think it’s here where he can let it all go, in the serenity of the East End. “You want to see a furious reporter?” he asked. “Put me in Hamptons traffic in August.” But this was an interview during the quietude of March, with Roberts in New York City. He had just returned from hearing Barack Obama speak at Cooper Union. And while he wasn’t covering the event for the show, he felt it couldn’t be missed. “I wanted to go to take a measure of the man. It was a terrific opportunity,” he said. “He’s undeniably impressive, charismatic. Who knows what may happen. I may be called to do coverage later.” No stranger to the political campaign trail, Roberts reported on 1996 presidential campaigns of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole as a correspondent for the “CBS Evening News with

Troy Roberts News Correspondent Dan Rather.” As a result, he has already had firsthand exposure to the other Democratic contender, Hillary Clinton. “I have a good sense of who she is,” he said. Roberts began his career in 1985 as anchor and producer of a weekly 30-minute news magazine at a CBS station in San Francisco,

“There seems to be a hunger for criminal procedural kinds of shows. We’re a real, live CSI.” then became a reporter for a Portland station. A graduate of the University of California at Berkeley with a bachelors in political science, he joined WCBS-TV in New York in 1990 as a reporter. After three years he became co-anchor of CBS’s “Up to the

Minute,” then co-anchor of the CBS Morning News and later, a correspondent for the CBS Evening News. For the “Eye On America” series, Roberts won an Emmy for his coverage of the 1996 Olympic Summer Games in Atlanta and the infamous bombing. He provided live coverage on events ranging from the 1994 Olympic Winter Games in Lillehammer to monumental international events such as the signing of a Middle East peace agreement and the inauguration of South African President Nelson Mandela. But it was at “48 Hours” that Roberts became involved with investigative reporting of notorious crime makers and victims: skinheads, rapists, murderers, kidnappers. Just before this interview he had completed further research on the kidnapping of Shawn Hornbeck, the 15-yearold held for four years by Michael Devlin, and Ben Ownby, the 11year-old discovered after just four days. Roberts has been working on the story since last August, and his exclusive hourlong report on “48 Hours” will air in the fall. What interests him are the more universal issues. “This isn’t just abduction,” he said. “It’s about rebuilding a family.” While this type of story is a departure from the more frequent murder mysteries covered on “48 Hours,” there’s certainly no lack of interest on the part of the viewing public for programming built around crimes and misdemeanors, whether reality based or fictitious. From the days of “Magnum, P.I.” to “Hill Street Blues” to the ludicrous “Cops,” shows about bad guys have lured viewers for decades. “There seems to be a hunger for criminal procedural kinds of shows,” Roberts said. “I see a relationship between ‘48 Hours’ and ‘CSI’ or ‘Law & Order’ — we’re a real, live CSI.” Investigative reporting opens the door for great, albeit sometimes difficult, stories. Reporters may start with a few facts, delve deeper, make discoveries, and if they’re lucky and attentive, come upon a surprise that turns the story on its head. “I did a story on a spiritual group that believed miracles can be created. It was based on teachings from The Course of Miracles, which is legit,” said Roberts. “Something told me this was a cult that had bastardized the Course. Their master teacher was a classic charismatic cult leader. I learned he dictated marriages, controlled finances of his followers, isolated them from their families. We found out there (continued on the next page)

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During the last two weeks, business at John Duck Jr. was outstanding as those who knew about the sale came by for their final chance to enjoy traditional favorites. Fathers brought sons to eat at the place where their fathers had

brought them. John Westerhoff again thanked the families of Southampton that have been in through the years. He was emotional. He even mentioned the possibility of a new John Duck Jr. at another location, but admitted financing was not yet in place. So gone forever are the days when Gloria Westerhoff, 83, the mother of John and Mark, will stand at the front door of 15 Prospect Street greeting regular customers, like 90-year-old former Southampton Town Justice Ted Sharrets. The final Roast Long Island Duckling with Apple Raisin Stuffing has been served. A tradition has died. Soon the familiar John Duck Jr. sign will be taken down forever. But Jean Mackenzie sees it as a new beginning. She looked around and said, “This place is a gem, and I am going to polish her up.” Trish Rehill, local gardening guru and friend of Mackenzie’s, said this was “a great transition for both families…It’s great that the place stayed in local hands.”

ed to look like a fraud story. The couple decided to return the girl to Russia after 5 years and we followed them. They bribed their way in to a hospital and left her there. A Russian producer got me into a locked children’s ward with a hidden camera. I gave the little girl money and my phone number. It tore me up to have to leave her there. I actually thought, ‘Could I adopt this child?’” The story had a powerful ending for both the child and Roberts. After it aired, a couple in Virginia adopted the girl. Two months later she called Roberts, asking if he could visit, and while he couldn’t (at the advice of the adoption agency) the idea of rescuing a forsaken child stuck with him. Reporting on an unrelated topic in South Africa, Roberts spent the day at an orphanage. “It was there that I made the decision to pursue the adoption of an older child,” he said. Four months after returning from South Africa, Roberts began the adoption process. Through a family con-

tact, he learned about a 6-year-old boy in Djibouti. Roberts traveled to the East African country four times to meet with officials and “to spend time with Jonah.” Within eight months the adoption was complete. “We’ve been a family for three years,” said Roberts. Clearly, Roberts’ invisible wall had a chink, and it wasn’t the first time he let his guard down. “I did a profile on Lauren Hutton — she is the epitome of fun,” he said. “We decided to go with her on spring break. Her idea of it was dog sledding in Alaska, followed by cage diving with white sharks in Central America,” he said. “It was a blast.” Roberts had other assignments that were more enjoyable than trying, including a piece on photographer Annie Liebowitz and another on poet Maya Angelou. “She’s not fun in the Lauren Hutton sense,” he said, “but you walk away from her with a warm feeling in your heart, with ideas on how to change the world.”

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took a few final glances at the kitchen his grandfather taught him to organize. The kitchen where he’d worked all of his life. In the meantime, Mackenzie Koster and her mother discussed what would go and what would stay. John Westerhoff, who has known Jean Mackenzie for more than 25 years, said, “I am happy she is buying it — keeping it local — instead of some large corporation.” 15 Prospect Street had been a notorious speakeasy called Bill Thiele’s Terrace Inn when Ben Westerhoff, the grandfather, purchased the business in 1946 for $5,000. During renovations many years later, filled gin bottles from that era were found buried in the walls. Signs hang on those walls today — like the Southampton Rotary Club’s listing of past Presidents, from J. Corwin in 1946 to Patricia Boleny 2006. Mackenzie said all the clubs — Kiwanis, Rotary, Pedro’s, Lion’s — will continue to hold their meetings at 15 Prospect Street.


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were suicides of members — people were on the brink of madness.” Some stories Roberts reported on changed the lives of the people involved. But at least one changed the life of the reporter himself. “I was doing a story about a couple from Atlanta who adopted a 7-year-old from Russia. The child had emotional problems that required treatment, and they claimed their insurance was running out and they couldn’t afford her care,” he recalled. “The adoption agency wasn’t forthcoming with information, and it start-

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner The Stock Market Because I studied finance in college I feel obligated to invest in the stock market with the little savings I have because according to finance people, that is what you are supposed to do. It also reminds me of college, and makes me feel like a genius when I make money. On the other hand, when I lose money, I feel like a complete idiot. What I love about online trading is the email correspondence I have with others, and the stock market being the base of our friendship. I enjoy fascinating conversations about the world because money markets and politics go hand in hand. My friend Janine’s mom, who trades online, is always great to bounce ideas off of when it comes to the stock market. Then there is my high school friend Alec Overby, who is an analyst in the city. There’s also my friend Jim from college, who now attends Brown, and recently just bought stock for the first time in his life. After Visa announced the most successful IPO in human history, the e-mails started to pour in. The upside is that MasterCard went up four-fold since its IPO and the brand is now a monster with an amazing business strategy. The downside is that people who can’t pay their mortgages might not be able to pay their Visa bills either. They also have a negative earnings per share. It is everywhere that you want to be, however, so we all decided to give it a thumbs up and we bought shares, a few days after the IPO of course, just to see how things would unfold. Well, we kind of missed the boat. Visa shot up from 40 bucks a share to 60 bucks a share — the price I bought it at — within the first couple of days, and has been hovering around there since. But I still feel confident. We will just have to wait and see. What is amazing about the stock market is that once you make a bit of money in it, all you really want to do is protect your profit, so you naturally get less risky with investments as you grow older. I think this emotional experience is exactly why older people tend to get more involved in low-risk investments. One of the biggest issues I have with the stock market is when people ask me for a stock tip. I always give them my opinion, but in the back of my mind, I pray to God that I’m right. What’s frustrating for me is that I usually am right with my advice, but I have a hard time taking my own advice and I usually miss out. When you are your own financial advisor, all you can do is argue with yourself, and that’s no fun. I actually know people who hire stockbrokers because they want somebody to yell when they start to lose money. They tried the online thing, and hate being mad at themselves. We all do strange things sometimes. It has occurred to me just now as I write that there might be some pretty serious financial people reading this. After all, this is the East

End (I refuse to say the Hamptons). So feel free to send me e-mails, and we’ll bond by talking about bonds, I mean stocks. You know what I mean. I could use the help. My old buddies from college with whom I studied finance are all doing pretty well in New York City. They work as analysts or junior analysts and spend all day recommending investments based on mathematics and economic indicators. What has always bothered me about stock market mathematics is

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The Sheltered Islander conch filled with beach glass and hermit crabs. We had to take it home and put it in the sink so the hermit crabs could have water.” Mom 1: “They can’t live in fresh water.” Mom 2: “The kids don’t know that. If I told them that, then I’d have to bring home a bucket of salt water along with everything else. The hermit crabs lived a few hours and by then the kids had lost all interest in them. I rinsed off the beach glass and shells and put them in yet another jar somewhere in the house.” Mom 1: “I think I have five jars of ‘beach treasures’ in my house. Off-Island people always think we’re nuts. We got jars of sand with glass and parts of crabs and shells and whatever else was on the beach that day.” Mom2:“Your kids are putting something in your car.” Mom 1: ���It’s the big find of the day, I’m sure.” Mom 2:“Here they come. Get the sandwiches out.” Kid 1: “I saw it first. I said it’s real, but Jacob thinks it’s plastic. It’s real isn’t it Mom?” Mom 1: “Eat your sandwich with your back to the wind, honey, so the sand doesn’t blow on it. I’m sure it’s real. We’ll rinse it off at home and put it in the living room.” Kid 2: “It’s not real. But maybe you could make a lamp with it. My aunt made a lamp with a plastic pumpkin.”

Mom 2: “Okay, give me your Juicy Juice boxes. Let’s keep the trash under control. You guys can have another hour, then we’re going home.” Kid 1: “What if we find more of it?” Mom 1: “Well, if it’s icky, don’t touch it.” Kid 1: “But if it’s not icky, we can take it home too?” Mom 1: “Yea, sure.” Mom 2: “Gotta monitor that ‘ick’ factor. My kids tried to bring home a dead chipmunk they found on the beach once.” Mom 1: “Eeeeew. (calls to her child) It’s not a dead squirrel or something, the thing in the car?” Kid 1: “No Ma, not a squirrel. You wanna see it?” Mom 1: “Yea. You better bring it here.” Kid 1 brings the package. Mom 2: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” Mom 1: “Call 911! Put that down now!” Mom 2: “Oh my it someone we know?” Mom 1: “Just call 911. KIDS! Get in the car, NOW!” Kid 1: “But you said we could look for more of the lady if it wasn’t too icky. You said we could stay another hour.”

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Sheltered Islander #493 The Importance of Getting Ahead in Life Apr 2, 2008 LONDON (Reuters) — Children playing on a Scottish beach discovered a woman’s severed head in a plastic bag, police said on Tuesday. * * * Any Beach, Shelter Island — two single moms sitting on towels among other single moms, and kids swarming all around. Mom 1: “My kids love the beach. They love making treasure maps and digging for treasure.” Mom 2: “I know what you mean. My kids are always making castles and digging up weird stuff. I think half of my baking tools and pans are scattered all over this beach.” Mom 1: “Mine too. Somewhere on this beach is my best spring loaded cake pan. It made the best castle foundation, you know. I lost my spring pan, but last year the kids found me a really nice blue silicone ladle with a matching baking sheet. Obviously part of a set.” Mom 2: “Somebody’s missing that.” Mom 1: “I know. I always worry somebody will be over for a visit and recognize something in my kitchen that was theirs.” Mom 2: “That’s every Mom on Shelter Island.” Mom 1: “Look at the kids, they’re all congregating. Somebody found something.” Mom 2: “Don’t get up, they’ll drag it over here in a minute. Last week my kids found a

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Welcome to Shirley By Victoria L. Cooper Kelly McMasters’ Welcome to Shirley: A Memoir from an Atomic Town, is a story that needs to be told. McMasters recounts her experiences growing up in the hard knock town of Shirley while weaving in the raw reality of what it means to live in the shadow of a federal nuclear laboratory that has been contaminating the town’s water supply for decades. In effect, this memoir paints a beautiful picture of Shirley, a town that from its conception was full of contradictions, its beauty being the most ironic. With a bay, rivers and a vast wild refuge, Shirley is a waterside town that was built in the 1950s by a boy from Brooklyn named Walter Turnbull Shirley (Walter T.). He also built Mastic and Mastic Beach and as McMasters says, “Locals see the three towns as a single entity and usually refer to them as Shirley and the Mastics, like a singing group. Soon after we moved to our new house, I learned that the towns are also often referred to as Drastic Mastic, Mistake Beach and Shirlée.” Like most of the young men in Brooklyn at the time, Walter T. had signed up in the Great War and was put on a train and shipped out to Camp Upton (Yaphank). This is when he saw his first tree and his first glimpse of the area on the South Shore that would one day bear his name. Walter T. mimicked Levitt’s (of Levittown fame) low-cost strategy of designing houses atop concrete slab foundations, sans basements, and the population grew. Yet the fatal flaw of Walter T. was that he never drew up any formal plans for the town and just started in one place and kept building — no real main street, no sewer systems — his promising campaign to offer people

cheap housing using the slogans, “town of flowers” and “where the country meets the sea,” was well into play. McMasters spent her few years traveling between the “bunny hills” of the Catskill Mountains and “bunkers” of New Jersey where her father taught both golf and ski lessons. When the family finally settled into affordable Shirley, it was not long before they realized how tight this community was. All the children on the block were friends and picked which house to eat at depending on whose mother was at work or food shopping. Summers were celebrated with block parties on the Fourth of July, a tradition led by the neighborhood’s favorite citizen, “glow in the dark” Jerry. He was the dad who everyone wished was their own yet his day job at the Brookhaven National Laboratory, which is owned by the Department of Energy and funded by the U.S. Department of Defense, was never spoken about. McMasters conjures up memories of Jerry coming home from work. “He would hold us back by our foreheads, shouting that he’d been ‘green-slimed’ — a term from a popular Nickelodeon television show at the time — at work and had to wash up.” McMasters can only imagine what his work was like, cleaning up nuclear spills, burying carcasses of dead lab animals, or dumping toxic chemicals in 18-wheeler trucks and boxcars. Throughout the years, McMasters family was accepted and adored and the neighborhood is in good morale. Yet when economic crises and other factors led to their move from the block, Jerry steps in and helps them out. And it is not long after this that doctors find tumors on Jerry’s brain. This is when things in the memoir

lapse to the dark side and McMasters takes a long look at the cloaked laboratory in her backyard. McMasters researches the fact that Brookhaven National Laboratory has a nuclear reactor and that much of the research focuses on arms control and weapons disposal, with a large portion of the information classified. Besides all the creepy, black hole creating monsters that Brookhaven is hiding behind steel doors and overlooking the beautiful Atlantic Ocean, it’s the constant contamination of the area’s water supply that turns out to be the largest revelation. Cesium 137, Europium 154, Plutonium 239, and Radium 226 don’t sound yummy. Welcome to Shirley is written with passion and humility and McMasters clear and vivid style keeps readers on edge. McMasters writes a complex tribute to a once promising summertime beach community filled with broken people defeated by the emergence of cancer clusters and regarded as damaged goods. A must read for Long Islanders.

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formed security check lines out on the railroad platforms all up and down the Island. Prospective passengers were searched. And if liquor bottles were found, those having them were told they could either pour out the contents right then and there on the platform, they could hand over the liquor bottle to a policeman, receive a claim check for it and then retrieve it when they got back, or they could just give the bottle to the policeman and forfeit it. They would not be allowed to board the train with the bottle of booze. I was intrigued to see in some of the daily papers the next day photos of young Irishmen — we are ALL Irishmen on that day — in coats, their arms outstretched, being frisked by police officers on the platforms. And it made me won-


der. What became of the booze? When it was all over, with everybody enjoying a real good time and with everything well under control as it had been for the 32 prior years before the troubles of last year, I put a call in to the East Hampton Town Police Chief, Todd Sarris. “I keep seeing in my mind,” I said, “these black and white photographs from the 1920s during prohibition of the revenue men with sledgehammers and axes smashing great piles of illegal liquor they had confiscated. Is that what was done to the booze from the parade?” “Well, some of it got dumped out right at the platforms,” he said. “But yes, we did get some bottles of liquor, and yes we did gather them up and take them down to the dump where they

were smashed up.” “The police don’t keep the good stuff as evidence?” He laughed. “No. It’s not evidence. It’s just what we confiscate. In years past, I recall seeing bottles of liquor we picked up at crime scenes at the police stations. They’d have tags on them. And they’d be in secured lockers. But we don’t do that anymore. We just break it all up.” “A shame,” I said. So there you are. It must be a sad day in Ireland, is what it is, when they chop up the fun from the St. Pat’s parade. But the smell lingers. Go down to the dump or the train platforms and take a sniff. • Here’s to better days.

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will continue the investigation of her disappearance. Still, McMahon’s family says this is unlike her, as she rarely goes very long without calling. The family also reportedly said they feel they have been lied to by the Escondido Police Department and claim they have photos proving that all of McMahon’s personal belongings, including her purse and ID, clothing and her phone charger, remain in her Escondido apartment — a contradiction of the police reports. They don’t believe that McMahon left California willingly. The family is offering a $12,000 reward for anyone who has informa-

tion that will lead to her whereabouts. McMahon’s and Reid’s Myspace profiles, which have been logged onto as recently as April 7, have become de facto message boards for frustrated friends and family members. Countless comments on Reid’s profile implore him to call or allow McMahon to call home as soon as possible. On her profile, she refers to herself as “Mrs. Reid.” McMahon, who attended Pierson High School in Sag Harbor for three years, ultimate-

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Enders would like the idea of us being our own state very, very much. Especially if the State Capitol could be in Riverhead. And especially if all the bridges and tunnels into Manhattan could be cut. Finally, what are we going to do with the Windmill Antilles people? You may not know this, but still another group of patriots not long ago tried to get a whole lot of Islanders here on the East End and elsewhere to consider forming their own COUNTRY.

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ping coverage. “This happens all the time with Albany,” my broker said. It’s a big Manhattan brokerage company. “We just point it out when it is brought up and it is fixed retroactively. This is the first time it’s come to a seizure in my experience.” Ah, but they don’t know about the zapper on the roof. East Hampton Village is the first on Long Island to have one! Wouldn’t you think if this were the old days, maybe three months ago when they didn’t have the license plate reader, the officer would have said, we are showing that your registration has been suspended for some reason. Take it home and park it and don’t use it until you get it straightened out? My address was right on there. I live less than three miles away. And I suggested it. But no. The gap between when he had learned of the suspension and the issuance of the seizure order was now zero. There is nothing I could do, the officer said. Take your things, pay your fines, figure out how to get home. Your car will be in the impound area on Accabonac Highway. You’ll get your car back when it’s over. And you’re lucky you weren’t driving when the computer found you. You’d have been arrested. Lucky me. The fines will be $150 in cash for the impound, $15 a day for every day it is

impounded for storage, and whatever Motor Vehicle in Riverhead might decide on. They could order a continued impoundment. They can fine you $8 a day for this. Or they can forgive all or some of it. I can also tell you that in November 2006, there was a letter from Albany telling us of the suspension. We gave the information to our Manhattan broker, and he wrote back informing us the error had been retroactively fixed. Apparently it was not. About ten years ago, the government announced that they had the ability to put together a national database on every citizen in the country. The nation rejected it. I saw on the CBS news on Thursday morning that there is now a device that can link your car dealer’s computer and your engine. If you’re late on a monthly car payment, bingo, your car gets shut down with a one-finger tap of a key. Big insurance companies are looking at purchasing these devices. I say there are certain things that have been invented that should never be put into commercial use. The national database was one of them. The car engine turn off is another. Throw the license plate reader in the dumpster too if you can’t put something into effect to deal with paperwork snafus. It’s where it belongs. And I say this from great and painful experience. •

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By Cindi Cook Stranger things have happened to Jo-Ann Corretti. Nonetheless, when she was contacted at the end of last year by Dan Perdomo, what transpired threw her for a loop. Perdomo, who resides in Rocks Springs, Florida, had recently bought one of her paintings—one that was stolen 25 years ago—at an estate sale. Since it was signed, he knew it was Coretti’s. “I was getting all these emails for orders around Christmas time, and all of a sudden this came up, with a photo of the painting in the e-mail. I was in shock, like I was seeing a ghost.” The painting, acrylic on canvas, depicts the Northport dock, where the Corettis were living at the time. After an exhibit of her work at the Crab Meadow Golf Club in Northport, this one painting was maintained, finding a spot in one of the rooms between the pro shop and the restaurant. “I came in one day and the painting was gone,” tells Coretti. As anyone would be, she was quite upset, and immediately asked around to garner any information she could: nothing. She went to The Northport Observer in an attempt to publicize the story and possibly retrieve the work. After persisting for a month, Coretti gradually ceased her search and forgot about it, especially as the years passed. She didn’t contact the local police out of respect for the privacy of the Club and its membership. But after the curious, and more or less affable e-

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with Lenn Thompson between September 26 and October 13. After crush, the juice gently pressed off and settled at 50° Fahrenheit followed by a cool fermentation temperature of 66° Fahrenheit to total dryness. Aged in stainless steel after blending, Malolactic fermentation was strictly avoided. Wolffer made a lot of it this year — over 4000 cases — but with another Hamptons summer, they’ll need it. A beautiful pale – extremely pale – coppery salmon color, the nose is very reminiscent of sauvignon blanc with fresh squeezed citrus aromas – grapefruit, lemon and lime – with subtle hints of herbs and briery strawberry. On the palate, it continues its impersonation of a dry white wine with grapefruit and lemon staying in the forefront. Only as it warms do some strawberry and raspberry notes emerge. Medium-light bodied, it has great acidity and is no doubt extremely versatile. Drink it with shellfish, non-shellfish, salads, or on its own on a hot summer day at the beach. Looking for the quintessential Hamptons wine? This might be it. Photo Lenn Thompson

It Must Be Spring For the Long Island wine-obsessed, the start of spring is important. It means that the new vintage of light and un-oaked wines are about to be released. So keep an eye out for wines from the 2007 vintage. For me, there is one wine in particular that always means spring is upon us — Wolffer Estate’s Rosé — and winemaker Roman Roth has recently released his 2007 bottling, which retails for $15 at the winery. Rosé comes in as many styles as there are many ways to make it. Some winemakers use the saignee method, where they bleed juice to concentrate their reds — with rosé being the byproduct. Others make rose for rose sake, even growing particular clones of merlot in a particular portion of their vineyard specifically for rosé. Others prefer to blend juice from red grapes with that from white grapes. Roth falls into this category, making his 2007 with 40% Chardonnay, 35% Merlot, 17% Cabernet Sauvignon and 8% Cabernet Franc. Roth, like most everyone in the local wine world, considers 2007 “an ideal growing season” because there were many warm, sunny days and only moderate rain. The fruit for this wine was harvested

Another new wine from Wolffer, the Wolffer Estate 2005 Reserve Chardonnay ($18) is a bit of a wine without an identity. If you are looking for a light, refreshing white for everyday sipping, Roth offers his La Ferme Martin Chardonnay, made mostly from steel-fermented juice. If you prefer the great chardonnays of Burgundy, do yourself a favor and try his Estate Selection Chardonnay. I’d be shocked if you don’t like it. This Reserve Chardonnay is the wine that falls in the middle, both in terms of price and style, and the style fluctuates within the stylistic continuum. This vintage shows considerable oak on the nose with toasty oak and vanilla mingling with pineapple, pear and orange aromas. The oak is considerable on the medium-bodied palate as well, but when not over-chilled, the wine displays a mix of oak, peach, roasted apple and nuts, and apple skin, but it just doesn’t quite come together for me. It’s disjointed and a little awkward in its youth. For now, lay it down and see if the flavors come together better in a year or so.

North Fork Events FRIDAY, APRIL 11 GREENPORT IDOL- 7:30 p.m. check out the annual Greenport Idol contest directed by Greg Dlhopolsky in the auditorium at Greenport school; proceeds to benefit Dr. Dennis Claire Scholarship Fund. Call 631-477-1950 for ticket information. FREE MOVIE NIGHT- At 8 p.m. check out the free movie night that features ‘Facing the Giants,’ about a high school football coach who turns to God for inspiration to motivate his team. Rated PG. First Baptist Church, Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-0047. LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS- At 7:30 p.m. the McGann-Mercy High School Theatre Company performs ‘Little Shop of Horrors,’ 1225 Ostrander Ave., Riverhead. Tickets: $8; seniors, $5. 631-727-5900, ext. 18.

SATURDAY, APRIL 12 CONCERT AT THE LIBRARY- The Floyd Memorial Library in Greenport at 3 p.m. features Mark Quintana and Linda Bonaccorso who will perform show tunes and original compositions with voice, piano and guitar. Free. 631-4770660. LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS- At 7:30 p.m. the McGann-Mercy High School Theatre Company performs ‘Little Shop of Horrors,’ 1225 Ostrander Ave., Riverhead. Tickets: $8; seniors, $5. 631-727-5900, ext. 18. FAMILY ASTRONOMY AT CUSTER- From noon-dusk the annual family astronomy day features crafts, planetarium and dome theater performances including “Sky Quest” and “Dawn of the Space Age.” Rain or shine; refreshments available. Dusk-midnight. Solar observing and guided tours of the night sky, weather permitting. Suggested donation: adults, $10; children under 14, $5; family of 2 adults with children, $20. Also the second international sidewalk astronomy night and film; join Custer staff on the streets of Southold and observe the night sky through telescopes. At 10 p.m. you’ll return to the Institute to watch documentary about John Dobson called “A Sidewalk Astronomer.” Refreshments and guided tours of night sky through telescopes follow. Suggested donation: members, $5; nonmembers, $8; children under 14, $3. 631-765-2626, Custer OLD TOWN ART AND CRAFTS GUILD- The Old

Town Art and Crafts Guild, on Main Road, Cutchogue this Saturday and Sunday from 8 a.m.-4 p.m. enjoy an indoor antiques show features jewelry, books, stamps, silver, pottery, planters and more. Additional items on lawn, weather permitting. Free. 631-734-6382, OVARIAN CANCER AWARENESS- The SASS Foundation and The Gerry Trunz Foundation are joining forces from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. at The Inn and Spa at East Wind in Wading River to hold a day long free education event for Ovarian Cancer Awareness Day. Learn the latest information and therapies, and speak to keynote speakers and doctors. Call 516-465-2569 for more information. GREENPORT IDOL- 7:30 p.m. check out the annual Greenport Idol contest directed by Greg Dlhopolsky in the auditorium at Greenport school; proceeds to benefit Dr. Dennis Claire Scholarship Fund. Call 631-477-1950 for ticket information. CINEMATIC SERIES- At 7:30 p.m. the North Fork Reform Synagogue’s Cinematic Series features ‘Left Luggage,’ directed by Jeroen Krabbe; liberal Jewish nanny to retarded strict Jewish young boy has conflict with her parents, survivors of the Holocaust. At Cutchogue Presbyterian Church. Suggested donation: $5. 631-722-5712. PLAYREADING- At 8 p.m. check out a one-night play reading of William Inge’s ‘Picnic’ at North Fork Community Theatre, Mattituck. Directed by Anne Motto Gilvarry. Tickets: $10 at door. 631-298-4500, BLAST FROM THE PAST- From 7:30-11:30 p.m. the second annual ‘Blast From the Past’ Sock Hop hosted by North Fork Breast Health Coalition at Martha Clara Vineyard, Riverhead. Wear poodle skirt, bobby sox, blue suede shoes and slicked-down ducktail and dance to ‘50s music; event includes entertainment, live music by Sahara, food, wine and raffle prizes. Proceeds to fund “Lend a Helping Hand” grants for patients on North Fork undergoing treatment for breast cancer. Tickets: $35 each; $60 per couple. 631-208-8889. Tickets will be held at door. POTLUCK DINNER- From 6:30 p.m. enjoy a monthly potluck dinner hosted by EarthSave, which promotes healthy and planet-friendly food choices, at Cornell Cooperative Extension, 424 Griffing Ave., Riverhead. Lecture follows dinner. Bring vegetarian dish that serves 6-8 people. 567-5280.

SUNDAY, APRIL 13 OLD TOWN ART AND CRAFTS GUILD- The Old Town Art and Crafts Guild, on Main Road, Cutchogue this Saturday and Sunday from 8 a.m.-4 p.m. enjoy an indoor antiques show features jewelry, books, stamps, silver, pottery, planters and more. Additional items on lawn, weather permitting. Free. 631734-6382, SPRING HAS SPRUNG- 11 a.m.-2 p.m. check out the Spring Has Sprung brunch sponsored by Auxiliary of Peconic Bay Medical Center at Vineyard Caterers, Aquebogue. Event features music by Lou Pouli and 50/50 raffles. Tickets: adults, $35; children ages 6-12, $20; under 5, free. RSVP: 631-548-6021. Proceeds to benefit Medical Center Building Fund.

UPCOMING EVENTS THE NORTH FORK AUDUBON SOCIETY- At 8 a.m. on Tuesdays with Tom; visit various local birding “hot spots” including Dune Road on South Fork, with Tom Damiani, in search of wintering birds; dress appropriately for weather. Meet for carpooling at Red House, Inlet Pond County Park, Greenport. Nonmembers, $5. 631-275-3202,

ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. RussL’HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. CAROUSEL – The Greenport Village carousel in Mitchell Park is open Saturdays, Sundays and school holidays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Info for all facilities at the park including the ice rink and camera obsura can be found by calling 631-477-2200.

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Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s North Fork Indian Island Country Club Indian Island Golf Course Route 105 Riverhead 631-727-0788 mussels in a white wine sauce. New head chef Jose Ramirez, who previously cooked at Claudioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, showed his expertise quickly with a wonderfully understated broth that still had a good depth of taste and just enough garlic. The PEI mussels were exceptionally plump and full of that wonderful touch of sea flavor that sometimes can be swamped by a too aggressive sauce. Next we shared a Caesar salad. Yes, the portions here are very generous to say the least, and we still were unable to finish this bowl of crisp romaine lettuce, correctly coated with that special creamy dressing that lifts the humble greens to an enjoyable level of decadence. For our main courses, Stella was attracted by the lobster special that came perfectly cooked and is accompanied by clams, mussels and corn as well as potato. This was a real, feast as was the dish that I chose from the Restaurant Week menu. The steak Gorgonzola was an excellent piece of sirloin, cooked correctly as requested, juicy and full of taste. This was not the pallid tasteless type of steak that you somePhoto by Roy Bradbrook

In the six years that Russ Moran has been the owner and executive chef here, the place has changed beyond recognition. What used to be a relatively boring place frequented only by golfers, is now a well appointed, comfortable, welcoming set of dining rooms and bar that attracts everyone who simply comes here to enjoy their lunch or dinner. It also offers much improved surroundings for golfers to celebrate the joys or, more often, drown their sorrows as they look back on the vicissitudes of their round. There is also a new management team this year at the Golf Club and plans are well underway to continue making significant improvements to the course, practice facilities and pro shop. The natural beauty of the course with several of the holes on the front nine offering unparalleled views along the Peconic, has always been there. Head golf professional Steve Feder has already seen a marked increase in the number of golf outings booked for this year and the combination of redesigned golf course and upgraded restaurant is certain to continue to attract. Russ is also looking forward to the erection of a new semi-permanent tent adjacent to the clubhouse, which will have the ability to host catered events such as weddings, birthday parties and golf outings up to a maximum of around 160 persons. Russ also runs an off-site catering company, Catering Adventures, that is set up to provide full service catering, including chefs and servers, for events from 30 to 200. The evening we dined here coincided with Hamptons Restaurant Week and also it was a Thursday night, which regularly is Lobster Night, so we were able to choose from an even wider range of offerings than the regular wide range of everything from sandwiches, burgers and pasta dishes to the main menu plus appetizers and entrĂŠes. We started by sharing a large bowl of steaming hot

times come across but a high quality cut that would have graced a specialty steak house. The Gorgonzola topping added an extra piquancy to the dish. For dessert, we reverted to a sharing policy and really enjoyed the Swiss chocolate mousse cheesecake that was light and with lots of rich chocolate filling. Together with a good cup of espresso it brought a very pleasant and enjoyable evening, made even more so by the pleasant and efficient attentiveness of Tim, our waiter, to a close. During the course of a regular week, Russ offers several special evenings, Lobster night on Thursday is priced at a very reasonable $19.95. Early bird specials are available from 3 to 6 p.m. Monday to Friday. There is a Sunday Brunch and Prime Rib special night on Saturday for $19.95 reservations are strongly recommended for this. The wine list is also well priced with a very good measure of wine by the glass served for around $6. The restaurant is open seven days a week now for lunch and dinner. Russ Moran and his team deserve a lot of credit for the work they have put into this restaurant to make it somewhere you can go to eat very affordably and even more so based on our visit, enjoy unpretentious food of very high quality. They bill themselves as, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Riverheadâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best kept secretâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. So it may be, but now surely is the time to change that, because it is a secret that should be shared by all. -Roy Bradbrook





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Dan’s Fashion Dress Out Loud Feel free to dress out loud this spring. Bright colors will dominate the season. Kick your wardrobe up a notch with pretty, feminine fashion that’s fun to wear. “It’s been many seasons since we’ve seen such a vibrant, fun color palette in fashion. We’re seeing fresh, bold colors and graphic prints on everything from casual to career looks. Prints are a simple yet chic way to update your wardrobe,” explains T.J. Maxx Style Expert Sonya Cosentini. Color plays a major role in fashion this season, so it’s easy to transition your wardrobe by mixing in the top spring color choices. Look for such hues as cobalt, turquoise, green, lilac, fuchsia, cherry red or lemon yellow. Black and white, and all white are trés chic, but update these looks with the pop of colorful accessories or shoes. A variety of designs include florals, bold graphics, color blocking or even madras plaid. “Pair a dramatic print top or dress with simple neutral accessories; a sense of balance is key. The must-have, statement pieces this year include the dress, the cropped jacket, wide-leg pants and printed shorts. The dress is most definitely an office or evening wardrobe staple. This season it’s versatile, colorful, easy to wear and perfect for travel. The best options include the fitted sheath, a flowing halter, swingy baby-doll, a sundress and the classic shirtdress. There’s a

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renewed interest in the waist, both empire styles as well as belted waists are popular. In addition to beautiful colors and prints, look for interesting details such as embroidery, lace, buttons and unique sleeves. Jackets are feminine: cropped and swing versions look refreshingly new. Try a bold graphic print or colorful plaid with shorts, capris, skirts or jeans. The blouse and skirt have made a comeback; pair together or with other separates. In tops look for linens, lace trim, smocking and waisted tunics. Shoulder and detailed sleeve shapes continue to be popular. For skirts, volume is the way to go – look for full skirts, especially pleated eyelet styles and kneelength pencil skirts. Wide-leg pants with sailor button details look fresh, especially in denim and linen, and slim shorts look great with full tops. The handbag continues to be the “it” accessory. You should consider a large patent leather tote, metallic satchel or jeweled envelope clutch. Details such as long shoulder straps, intricate closures and bright, beautiful colors make spring/summer bags unique. Colors range from pastel florals to bright fuchsia and green as well as mustard yellow, black, white and metallic. Also, the new ombre style fades from one color into another for a gorgeous statement piece that is versatile and interesting. Shoes run the gamut

from ankle-tie wedges, gladiator sandals, open-toe high heels, chunky platforms, embellished ballet flats and strap sandals. Indulge in patent, metallic, canvas, suede and leather footwear in every conceivable color and print. Jewelry makes a beautiful statement: tri-color bangles, colorful pendants, hoop earrings, cuff bracelets and chunky beaded necklaces are the must-haves. Scarves pop with colorful retro designs.

Five spring items that you can’t live or travel without: A dress in a colorful print. A cropped jacket in a plaid, print or floral design. A pair of wide-leg pants; cotton, denim or light-weight linen. A metallic or patent ‘ombre’ leather satchel; bigger is better. A great pair of shoes; patent leather sandals or ankle-tie wedges. Shopping is as easy as pie at T.J. Maxx in the Bridgehampton Commons and in Riverhead, too. The store is filled to the rafters with all new spring inventories. T.J. Maxx stores offer savings every day on brand name and designer fashions for the entire family and home. You can also find an incredible, ever-changing assortment of accessories including jewelry, ladies’ shoes, handbags, belts and luggage. With new merchandise arriving every week to each store, it’ a whole new store every time you shop. – Maria Tennariello


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The Merchants On and Around Main Street in Westhampton Beach are Clearing their Shelves to Make Room for All the New and Exciting Spring/Summer '08 Collections Arriving Daily. So Come to the Village for 3 Super Fun Days of Shopping. We are Looking Forward to Seeing Everyone at Our Spring Fling Sidewalk Sale.

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Brunetti Hair & Beauty

Magic's Pub

Sunset Cafe

Intimate Boutique


Blue 1

Messina Jewelry

Main St. Sweets

Impulse for Men

Beach Greenery


Fitzgerald Gallery


Unique Boutique

Saf T Swim of Riverhead

Sweet Anezka's Lingerie


Sydney's "Taylor" Made Cuisine

Jetties Surf Shop

The Open Book

Lynne's Cards & Gifts


Lavish Beauty

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Natural Foods

Lawrence III Corporation


Lucille's Beach Barn




Grey Flannel

Simon's Beach Bakery

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Day By Day Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. MONTAUK OBSERVATORY – 4/11 – 6 p.m. At the Montauk Library, Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631668-3377. MYSTERY DINNER – 4/11 – 6:30 p.m. “Hi-Jinks on the High Seas.” $18 for adults; $8 for children and under. At Warner Parrish Hall, 158 Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-0515.

COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 61 Benefits – pg. 49 Movies – pg. 56 Day by Day – pg. 49 Kids’ Events – pg. 537

Southampton. 631-283-6509. LIVE MUSIC AT DOCKERS – 4/12 – 5 p.m. Paul Mahas Band. At Dockers Waterside Restaurant and Marina. 94 Dune Rd., East Quogue. 631-653-0653. SOUTHAMPTON YOUTH SERVICES ANNIVERSARY PARTY – 4/12 – 5-7 p.m. At 1370A Majors Path, Southampton. 631-287-1511. DREAMS: JOURNAL WRITING – 4/12 – 12 p.m. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.



LIVE MUSIC AT THE PATIO – 4/12 – 9 p.m. The Frank Anthony Trio, vocals, saxophone and piano will perform Saturdays. Located at The Patio 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 4/12 – 8 p.m. Second Shift, followed by The Realm at 10:30 p.m. Tickets are $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267FRIDAY, 11 3117. CHALLAH TIME – 4/11 – 5:30 p.m. Challah dough KARAOKE – 4/12 – 10:30 p.m. Karaoke night, braiding for children, parents and grandparents. Saturdays. Located at Almoncello Restaurant, 290 Located at Chabad of Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631Southampton Jewish Center, 214 329-6700. PICK OF THE WEEK Hill Street, Southampton. 631SATURDAY MORNING YOGA TWILIGHT THURSDAYS 287-2249. – 4/12 – 10:15 a.m. $5 per class. At – 4/17 – 5-7:30 p.m. Live music STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – by Charles Certain and compli- the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., 4/11 – 8 p.m. The Long Island Quogue. 631-653-4224. Hornets followed by Blaggards at mentary cheeses. Located at Wölffer LIVE MUSIC AT MURF’S – Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, 10 p.m. Tickets are $10. Located at 4/12 – 9 p.m. Jim Turner and the 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631- Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. Ocean People will perform. Located 267-3117. at Murf ’s Back Street Tavern, 64 LATINO NIGHT – 4/11 – Every Friday night, Division Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-8355. Saturdays are with DJ Sam. Located at Cigar Bar, 2 COOKING CLASS – 4/12 – 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. “Chocolate Decadence” 6-9 p.m. “French Bistro” AN OPEN TUNING – 4/11 – 10:15 a.m. A half-hour Admission $69. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking demonstration of the basics of piano tuning. At the School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Bridgehampton. To register visit or call 631-537-3586. Southampton. 631-283-0774. BOOK SALE – 4/12 – 9 a.m.-2 p.m. At the Hampton FRIDAY FILM – 4/11 – 6:30 p.m. Marion Bridge. At Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Bays. 631-728-6241. Harbor. 631-725-0049. LIVE MUSIC AT THE ARTFUL DODGER – 4/12 LIVE MUSIC AT PUBLICK HOUSE – 4/11 – 10:30 – 9 p.m. Unity. No cover charge. Located at 113 Main p.m. Project Vibe. At Southampton Publick House, 40 St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800. POETRY READING – 4/12 – 2 p.m. Aerowny COOKING CLASS – 4/11 – 6-9 p.m. “Steakhouse” Thomas and Peter Thabit Jones. Sponsored by the Admission $69. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking North Sea Poetry Scene. Admission $20. At School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-204Bridgehampton. To register visit or call 631-537-3586. 1240. FRIDAY MATINEE AT THE LIBRARY – 4/11 – 2 THE SPINNERS – 4/12 – 8 p.m. Tickets start at p.m. April focus on actor Tony Curtis. At the Hampton $65. At the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288Bays. 631-728-6241. 2350. SLAM POETRY – 4/11 – 10 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. The GREASE – 4/12 – 2 and 7:30 p.m. Presented by Mayhem Poets. Tickets are $10. At the Westhampton Stages, A Children’s Theatre Workshop, Inc. At Bay Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2350. PIANO RECITAL – 4/12 – 7 p.m. Rising Stars Piano GREASE – 4/11 – 7:30 p.m. Presented by Stages, A Recital Series presents Miao Hou. $15 general admisChildren’s Theatre Workshop, Inc. At Bay Street sion; $10 seniors/students. At the Southampton Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287VONNEGUT MOVIE MARATHON – 4/11 – All 4377. day. Celebrating the work of Kurt Vonnegut. At the LEARN TO PLANT AND PRUNE ROSES – 4/12 – Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., 11 a.m. Sponsored by the Southampton Rose Society. At Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., CARD MAKING – 4/11 – 6-7:30 p.m. At the PASTA DINNER – 4/12 – 4-8 p.m. Help the East Hamptons Wildcats 14U girls softball team attend the Triplecrown World Series in Park City, Utah. Adults $10; children under 11 $5. At Springs Fire Department, 179 Fort Pond Blvd., East Hampton. 631-276-2308.

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SUNDAY, 13 BUDDHIST MEDITATION – 4/13 – 10:30-11:30 a.m. Meditations to increase mental peace and well being for everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-5700. GREASE – 4/13 – 2 p.m. Presented by Stages, A Children’s Theatre Workshop, Inc. At Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. POWER OF NONVIOLENCE AND PEACE – 4/13 – 7 p.m. Presenting the film The Narrow Path, featuring Jesuit Priest John Dear. At the Unitarian Universalist Congregation of the South Fork, 977 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0132. ANNUAL ANGEL TEA – 4/13 – 2-4 p.m. An afternoon of discussion and meditation. $5 admission. At Sacred Hearts of Jesus & Mary Church, Parish Hall, 168 Hill St., Southampton. 631-283-0827. OLD BROWN EYES SINGS OLD BLUE EYES – 4/13 – 2:30-4 p.m. Performance by Jerry Cardone and his wife Kathy. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. VOCAL MUSIC – 4/13 – 2 p.m. Gunter Stern sings your favorites. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP – 4/13 – 12:30 p.m. At the Montauk Library, Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-3377. NEW AND NOTEWORTHY PERENNIALS – 4/13 – 2 p.m. $10 donation. At the Horticultural Alliance of the Hamptons. 631-537-2223.

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Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631537-0015. ENGLISH CONVERSATION CLASS – 4/14 – 56:30 p.m. For ESL students who have a basic comprehension of English vocabulary and grammar. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631537-0015. LACKLUSTER GOVERNMENT: OUR ENEMY WITHIN? – 4/14 – 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. An open discussion. At the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. MICROSOFT WORD – 4/14 – 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m. Part one of a two-part class. Free. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631728-6241. IRENE’S CRAFT CORNER – 4/14 – 6:30-9 p.m. $15. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241.

TUESDAY, 15 LIVE MUSIC AT PIERRE’S– 4/15 – 6:30-9:30 p.m. Jody Carlson and her band will perform Tuesdays. Located at Pierre’s, 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. DRAWING WORKSHOPS – 4/15 – 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Uninstructed life drawing workshops sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851. TUESDAY MORNING YOGA – 4/15 – 10:15 a.m. $5 per class. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224. BLOOD DRIVE – 4/15 – 1:30-8 p.m. Donate a pint of blood and get a coupon for a pint at The Publick House. At Sacred Heart Church, 168 Hill St., Southampton. 800-933-2566. FOOD MADE FAST: VEGETARIAN – 4/15 – 12-2 p.m. $55 per person. At Williams-Sonoma, Bridgehampton. 631-537-3040. “LIFE, LIVE IT, GIVE IT” – 4/15 – 4 p.m. Presented by the New York Organ Donor Network. Free.

Southampton Hospital, 240 Meeting House Ln., Southampton. 631-726-8700. COOKING CLASS – 4/15 – 6-8 p.m. “Advanced Sushi Making” Admission $69. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit or call 631-537-3586. MICROSOFT WORD – 4/15 – 10:30 A.M.-12 p.m. Part two of a two-part class. Free. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631728-6241. EAST HAMPTON TOWN CAREGIVERS – 4/15 – 11 a.m. At the Montauk Library, Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-3377.

WEDNESDAY, 16 KARAOKE – 4/16 – 9 p.m.–1 a.m. At Buckley’s Inn Between, 139 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7197. COOKING CLASS – 4/16 – 6-8 p.m. “Culinary Classics: Sauteing and frying” Admission $69. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit or call 631-537-3586. CHILD CUSTODY, SUPPORT AND VISITATION – 4/16 – 5:30 p.m. At the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. INTRODUCTION TO MICROSOFT POWERPOINT – 4/16 – 6:30-8:30 p.m. $20. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. COME KNIT WITH US – 4/16 – 1 p.m. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

THURSDAY, 17 OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM – 4/17 – 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at Applied Arts 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787.

TWILIGHT THURSDAYS – 4/17 – 5-7:30 p.m. Live music by Charles Certain and complimentary cheeses. Located at Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. LIVE MUSIC AT MUSE – 4/17 – 7 p.m. Steve Fredericks will perform Thursdays. Located at MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. BOWLING NIGHT – 4/17 – All night $2 drinks, pool and bowling. Located at East Hampton Bowl, 71 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-324-1950. KNITTING WITH DONNA – 4/17 – 7–9p.m. At Hampton Bays Public Library. 52 Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. Call to register. COOKING CLASS – 4/17 – 6-9 p.m. “Indian Cuisine” Admission $69. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit or call 631537-3586. INSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING CLASSES – 4/17 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Thursday. Focuses on anatomy, proportion foreshortening, mass and line quality. At Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. ASSEMBLYMAN FRED THIELE – 4/17 –12 p.m. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. POETRY WORKSHOP – 4/17 – 12 p.m. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS

SATURDAY, 12 PAUMANOK PATH – 4/12 – 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Meet at Trout Pond parking lot on Noyac Road, Noyac. Hilly 7mile hike from Trout Pond to Long Pond Greenbelt. 631-725-3942. (continued on page 53)

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The Theater Itch

Photo by Joan Marcus

I must introduce you to the Flea Theater. If you’ve got your ear to the street, you probably already know about this haven for drama, but if not, let me tell you, it’s one of the best small theaters in the city. My introduction to the Flea was a baptism of fire: Adam Rapp’s Bingo with the Indians. In their 40-seat theater, I sat in the front row, just inches from the action. It was intense. The theater space and content of the play made for a dynamic situation where I felt like I was part of the story. Most recently, I caught Lower Ninth by Beau Willimon and it gave me the same feelings of connection and severity, but this time I was five rows back, in their 80-seat theater. When the houselights came on, I realized that it wasn’t simply the intimate space of the two theaters, but the Flea’s ability to get top-rate playwrights and stellar actors who are willing to experiment – who aren’t okay with performing Death of a Salesman and calling it a day. That’s not what this place is about. It’s Off-Off Broadway in the proudest sense. Their mission statement sums it up best: “Part playground, part laboratory, and part training ground, we have been home to established artists taking new risks, emerging artists developing their ideas, and mid-career artists building sustained audiences.” Bingo with the Indians serves as a perfect example of the Flea’s mission. Rapp, an award-winning writer and Pulitzer finalist, could’ve had his pick of Manhattan theaters to debut his newest play, but he


A scene from Bingo with the Indians. chose the Flea. It’s a safe haven for people willing to take a chance. It is also a home for top-rated actors. When The Guys had its 13-month sold-out run, it featured Tim Robbins, Sigourney Weaver and Anthony La Paglia. Twelve years ago, director Jim Simpson, designer Kyle Chepulis and playwright Mac Wellman began the Flea Theater. Now, the company rents three floors of a renovated Tribeca warehouse containing two theaters and has pulled in OBIEs and a Drama Desk Award in ’04 for distinguished achievement. As an incubator for drama, the Flea plays host to the Bats, their resident repertory company. Every year over a thousand actors audition for these coveted positions. For writers, they offer the Pataphysics Playwriting Workshop. Pataphysics is a word coined by French writer Alfred Jarry in his play Guignol,



Paumanok Path Part V When you walk between the newly installed bollard (vertical post) and the repaired rail at the “elbow” in Pleasure Drive, notice the wide denuded LIPA ROW, with the huge metal towers and wires overhead to the left. The narrow spit of woods between the Paumanok Path and the ROW is filled with ATV caused scars. Recently the State DOT, and LIPA began restoring and augmenting their protective barriers in this area. They are working in cooperation with the State Central Pine Barrens Commission to help assure the success of the ATV Damage Mitigation Project. It’s expected that this will push illegal ATV use out of our sensitive natural open space. I look forward to walking on these trails when they are restored, and listening to the tish-tish and buzz of inner woods birds here once again. The first thing you notice when entering these woods is the rolling knob and kettle terrain as the trail takes you from high knobs with expansive views, to the rims of deep kettle ponds. In many places, oak worm and gypsy moth have decimated the oak, allowing pine and brush to thrive. In places, there are grass and sedge meadows. The trail from Pleasure Drive to Sears Pond is in serious need of maintenance and blazing. An Eagle Scout candidate, Forrest Gayer, will be filing a group activity permit with County Parks to lead a trained crew of scout maintainers through here soon. Fox dens are cut into the sides of ravines caused by ATVs. The trail meanders through Maple Swamp with its diversely populated series of small ponds to the left and shallow pine needle covered kettles to the right. In close succession, you cut across several

which has come to be defined as “science of imaginary solutions.” In these workshops esteemed playwrights lead students through writing experiments, conversations and lectures, allowing students to expand their realm of creative possibilities. For your Hamptons connection (and there always is one) essayist, novelist, professor and playwright Roger Rosenblatt has been commissioned by the Flea to write two one-act plays, which will be performed in the autumn of ’08. (A little secret: you may be able to preview them at Stony Brook Southampton this summer). Aside from supporting Hamptons writers, now is the time to get involved with the Flea. Off-Off Broadway surely doesn’t rake in the bucks, so membership is important to support the Flea’s endeavors. I have no personal stakes in the theater (save as an audience member) and I don’t get a kickback, I just understand that creativity has to take a backseat to economics far too often. With your support the Flea can continue to take risks on talented productions – and it will get you discounts to shows and invites to special events like their limited run of Oh, the Humanity and Other Good Intentions starring Oscar-winner Marisa Tomei. If you’ve been itching for some great new theater, skip Broadway and head downtown. I know Tribeca can be a hassle for those on the Upper East Side, but the trip is well worth it. If you want to make a night of it, the Tribeca Grand is just down the block. The Flea Theater is located at 41 White Street (between Church and Broadway). For schedules and information on membership call (212) 226-2407.

A hiker crossing Birch Creek north/south running woods roads. The trail now begins to angle towards Birch Creek. Water is visible through the bare branches and a hard right turn leads south. The creek can be seen to the left. When you reach Owl Pond, you will see a white and blue Paumanok Path emblem on a tree at a “T” intersection. A yellow owl blazed trail leads to the Spinney Road parking area from here. Following the white painted rectangles of the PP east, the trail travels for a short distance along a picturesque stream and swampland that feed into Birch Creek, then through some wetlands and over a brook forded by a couple of logs. Sunlight shimmers off of the evergreen leaves of the inkberry bushes. The trail is a little muddy here for a short distance, but the sheep laurel, wintergreen, and various

mosses along the trail’s sides will cheer you up. The path is being encroached by brush for the next quarter mile, but it’s passable. Soon the trail climbs to higher ground, where it is dry and its tread is covered by a spongy duff of pine needles. The trees here are mostly pitch pine with some oak. The trail cuts across Spinney Rd. Note the “Hiking Only” signs and the forbidding “No Unauthorized Trespass” County Parks sign. The County does allow hiking on its trails, so don’t let these signs discourage you from walking them. Nearing Sears Pond, a yellow owl trail forks to the left. It heads around the north end of Sears Pond and meets back up with the PP on the other side; this trail gives some excellent views of the pond. Turn right and follow the PP around the southern portion of the pond. The trail rises up a ridge along one deep kettle hole and then ascends a steep slope with water bars down into another kettle hole that reaches below the water table. This kettle pond is known as Sears Pond. As you approach the southern tip of the pond, you can see water through the naked branches on the left side of the trail. The trail reaches another “T” intersection, this is where the PP intersects the Black Owl Loop, a trail marked with plastic diamond shaped black owls on a white background. The PP follows the lower part of this loop through Sears Bellows County Park. The upper segment of this loop runs through Hubbard Creek County Park. Here the trail is marked with black owl blazes along with the white PP rectangles. Follow a recent re-route that moved the path to higher, dryer ground. A trail spur to the left offers a better view of Sears Pond. In the next article, we continue our walk eastward to Red Creek Park; out of the Core, and onto the road.

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Transcendental Transformation

Photo by Susan M. Galardi

we did like playing cops and robbers and cowboys and Indians. But growing up in the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;60s, I became a folk-song singing, So many decisions to make wavy-hair ironing, desert-boot as parent. Bottle feed or wearing, tie-dyed in the wool nurse? Family bed or separate pacifist. When my classmates wing? Public school in the were chanting â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gimme a C!â&#x20AC;? my neighborhood or prep school in high school cheer was â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hell no another country. Every factor we wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t go.â&#x20AC;? So by the time I is heavily weighed, based on became a parent, I was totally on how it might affect intelliboard with the no gun thing. gence, physical health, personThen we had a boy â&#x20AC;&#x201C; no, I wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t ality, and social skills. In other generalize â&#x20AC;&#x201C; then we had our words, will it scar him for life if son. I let him eat in front of the telAll the stories were true: evision this one time while I Sticks became swords. A remote finish writing an article? control gadget became a laser For my partner and me, part gun. A bare paper towel roll of our early talks on parenting became his â&#x20AC;&#x153;super shooter Megatron in full lotus included the decision about toy 82000.â&#x20AC;? When he spied my footguns and weapons. In her family, it was totally off and-a-half long spiral skewers with the ornate limits. For mine, it was a non-issue. Pop guns, handle, he suddenly became very interested in squirt guns, toy rifles and even BB guns were part vegetable kebobs. In addition to loving cooking, of the landscape along with â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rock â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;em Sock â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;em dancing, singing, reading, story telling and dressRobots,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Candylandâ&#x20AC;? and other board games, up, he was intrigued by guns and WMDs, somesports equipment, dolls, books, et cetera. My times choosing a toy the way I choose an entree at father never served in the military, two of my a restaurant. Forget about the fish â&#x20AC;&#x201C; I want the brothers somehow evaded the draft during capers. He didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t really care about the Peter Pan Vietnam, and my eldest brother left the Marines doll, but had to have the splinter-sized plastic after just a year on an honorable discharge, withknife. out seeing any â&#x20AC;&#x153;action.â&#x20AC;? We just werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the kind Well, we stuck to our guns about our no-gun of family drawn to that type of civil service, but rule. You might say we were militant about it, but

I wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. Yet his interest continued, and his friends had Power Ranger, ninja, Darth Vader and every other costume with cool weapons. But with my partner standing firm, we compromised a little, letting him have swords (part of a pirate costume after all) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;actionâ&#x20AC;? figures. (Hmmm, â&#x20AC;&#x153;seeing action?â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Action figures?â&#x20AC;? I think I get it.) His first three â&#x20AC;&#x153;actionâ&#x20AC;? toys were purchased at â&#x20AC;&#x201C; yes, the family friendly Disneyworld. Buzz Lightyearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s laser gun. A Zurg action figure with his detachable weapon. A Pirates of the Caribbean sword that talked. Well, that opened us up to the world of Transformers: Optimus Prime. Starscream. Barricade. Decepticon Brawl. Love those names. And I actually really like the toys â&#x20AC;&#x201C; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ingenious how theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re made. A puzzle in 3-D. Every little piece perfectly crafted. And Optimus Prime is a good guy â&#x20AC;&#x201C; I digress. We explained that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all for pretend. That even though Optimus Prime turns into a meteor that looks like a bomb, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not to be thrown at people. That he can hit pillows and sofas with the swords, but never living things. That toy weapons are just that, toys. That the real things hurt people and in our family we believe that hurting and killing are always wrong. I recently found out that Yoko Ono and John Lennon let Sean have toy guns. Yoko said boys had to work out their aggression. It gave me pause and made me feel better. Was little Sean playing with a laser shooter while John wrote â&#x20AC;&#x153;All we are saying, is give peace a chance?â&#x20AC;? Hmmm. New strategy. From now on, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have Joan Baez recordings on a loop in the playroom.



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KID KALENDAR COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 61 Benefits – pg. 49 Movies – pg. 56 Day by Day – pg. 49 Kids’ Events – pg. 53

THIS WEEK MOVIE NIGHT – 4/11 – 7:30-10 p.m. Stardust. For children in grades 5 through 7. $10. At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. ANNUAL FAMILY ASTRONOMY DAY – 4/12 – 12 p.m.dusk. $10 adults, $20 per family (two adults and two children) and $5 children. Astronomy and space related events and crafts for all ages. At The Custer Observatory, 1115 Main Bayview Rd., Southold. 631-765-2626. PAPER TRANSFORMED: ORIGAMI – 4/12 – 12:301:30 p.m. The Parrish Art Museum travels to the Quogue Library, at 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224. HENNA TATTOOS FOR TEENS – 4/12 – 2:45 p.m. For teens 12 and over. At the Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. MEET YOUR NEIGHBOR – 4/12 – 10-11 a.m. Michael Grim, co-owner of Bridgehampton Florist. At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. SING ALONG WITH DARA LINTHWAITE – 4/12 – 10:30 a.m. “April Showers” At Rogers Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. MYSTERY D.I.Y. – 4/12 – 3 p.m. At Rogers Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. SCULPTING WORKSHOP – 4/12 – 10-11 a.m. $20 including materials. At Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Ln.,

ONGOING STORY TIME – Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. EAST HAMPTON MOMMY AND ME – 10-11:30 a.m. Held at the Senior Center, 128 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Call 324-4947. INDOOR PLAY GYM – Ages 5 and under. Located at The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631-537-2255. STORY HOUR FOR PRESCHOOL CHILDREN – 10 a.m. At the Montauk Library. 631-668-3377. MONTAUK MOMMY AND ME – 10 a.m. At the Montauk Library. 631-668-3377. TINY TOTS CRAFTS – Ages 18-36 months. Thursdays and Fridays at 11:15 a.m. At the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. WORDY WEDNESDAYS – 5:15 p.m. every Wednesday. For grades six and up. Build up vocabulary skills with word

games. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. DIRECT ACTION EAST END – A competition for students in grades 9 through 12 on how to increase public awareness about environmental problems. Students are asked to create storyboards for Public Service Announcements that deal with issues such as global warming, air and water pollution, landfills, recycling, etc. The contest ends April 22. For more information, go to or call 631-725-7707. PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST – Sponsored by the Southampton Town Youth Bureau and Southampton Village Photo, this contest is open to middle school and high school students. This year’s theme is “People Making a Difference.” Entries must be submitted by April 28. Photos, limited to three per artist, can be sent to the Southampton Town Youth Bureau, 116 Hampton Rd., Southampton, NY, 11968 or email them to . Call 631-702-2421 for more information. PARENT-TODDLER WORKSHOPS – Wednesdays from 10-11 a.m. At the East Hampton Library, 159 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0222. FILM COMPETITION – The Sorpresa! Youth Film Competition, sponsored by the nation’s first children’s Spanish television network, is seeking submissions by children 17 and under. The theme is “The World You Imagine.” HAMPTON BAYS CHAMBER SCHOLARSHIP – $1,000 will be awarded to a college-bound senior attending Hampton Bays High School with a “B” or above grade-point average. Applications due June 6. Call 631-728-2211 for more info.

Email calendar requests to Dan’s Events Department at or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue.

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SUNDAY, 13 POXABOGUE/SAG SWAMP – 4/13 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Meet at Poxabogue County Park on Old Farm Road, Sagaponack. 3-mile hike through two unique areas. 631-283-5432. HORSES ON TRAILS RIDE – 4/13 – 10 a.m. BYO Horse. Meet at Suffolk County Stables behind the former location of the Big Duck on Rte. 24, Hampton Bays. Call 631-537-6188 for reservations. DWARF PINES HIKE – 4/13 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Celebrate spring with an educational walk up to the northern part of the Quogue Wildlife Refuge to visit the globally rare dwarf pines. Free. 631-653-4771.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS DANSHAMPTONS.COM – Check out for everything you need to know about the Hamptons! You can also post upcoming events by visiting DATEHAMPTON.COM – Join an exclusive online community for singles who love the Hamptons. ARCHITECTURE SCHOLARSHIPS – The Peconic Chapter of the American Institute of Architects will award three $2,500 grants this year for those that wish to advance their studies. Architects, associate A.I.A. members and intern architects who live or practice on the East End can submit travel proposals by June 27. Visit VOLUNTEERS NEEDED – Bideawee is seeking volunteers to help care for the animals. Located on 118 Old Country Road, Westhampton. 631-325-0200 ext. 113. RETIRED AND SENIOR VOLUNTEER PROGRAM – Hundreds of volunteer opportunities for adults 55+ in all areas of Suffolk County. To learn more, call 631-979-9490. YOGA AND EXERCISE CLASSES – The Town of Southampton Parks & Recreation Department is now accepting registrations for its Spring Yoga and Exercise

programs. Classes will be held at the Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 Red Creek Rd., Hampton Bays. Call 631-728-8585 for more information. SEEKING VOLUNTEERS – The Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons, Inc. is looking for volunteers to feed spring baby birds and mammals. You must be at least 16-years-old and have health insurance. Call 631728-4200 to set up an appointment. POETRY MONTH – The John Jermain Memorial Library will be hosting an exhibit, collages and poetry courtesy of “Star Black” for the month of April, which is “Poetry Month.” At 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-7250049 ext. 21. JELLY TASTINGS AT COREY CREEK – Pair your jams and jellies with Corey Creek wines for a tasting fee of $5. Every weekend from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. At Corey Creek Vineyard, Main Road, Southold. 631-765-4168.

WRITING WORKSHOP – “Paper, Pen and Practice: writing as vocation.” Alternate Tuesdays from 6:30-8 p.m. $125 per six-week session. At Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. For more info and start dates call 631-725-4926.

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East Hampton. 631-324-0603. GOAT ON A BOAT – 4/12 – 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. Randy Kaplan. At Goat on a Boat, Route 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. THE BUZZ ABOUT INSECTS – 4/13 – 9:30-10:30 a.m. and 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Create your own insect. At the South Fork Natural History Museum, 377 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-9735. YOUNG ADULT BOOK CLUB – 4/15 – 5:15 p.m. At John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. BUTTERFLY STORY TIME AND CRAFT – 4/16 – 3:30 p.m. At the East Hampton Library, 159 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0222. YOUTH COURT TAPING – 4/17 – 6:15 p.m. Southampton Town Youth Court will tape a demonstration trial. At the Southampton Justice Courtroom, 116 Hampton Rd., Southampton. 631-287-5734.

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Entertainment In Town review: the american dream and the gordin & christiano

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As part of Edward Albee’s ongoing 80th birthday celebration the playwright has directed two of his early one-act plays, The American Dream and The Sandbox at the venerable Cherry Lane Theatre. These satires of American values, intended as a homage to the French absurdist Eugene Ionesco, were written almost 50 years ago as an assault on middle class values, but remain startlingly fresh and even contemporary today. As “comic nightmares” on a dysfunctional family, his third and fourth plays arrived on the scene after the explosive success of his first play, The Zoo Story, in 1958. In brief fashion (the first is a little over an hour, while the second is a mere 15 minutes) the playwright plants the seeds for many of his future characters, especially the married couple at the center of his Pulitzer Prize classic A Delicate Balance. But you see echoes of another Pulitzer Prize winner, Three Tall Women, as well as nods to Martha from Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf. This is the voice of an angry young man rebelling against the shallowness of his adoptive parents. Indeed, Albee reminded us on his 80th birthday that when he left home at 18 his adoptive mother told him “You won’t make it to 20.” The living room of The American Dream, where the middle aged Mommy (Judith Ivey) and Daddy (George Bartenieff) threaten to send doddering Grandma (Lois Markle) away with “the van man” (Harmon Walsh) is allegorically wallpapered in red,

white and blue. In The Sandbox, Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma sit on the beach, while a sculpted hunk (Jesse Williams), the angel of death, patiently does calisthenics as a cellist plays sad music composed specifically for the piece. Unfortunately, Albee had to replace one of his leading ladies, Myra Carter, who he considered to be brilliant in the role of Mommy, due to illness. Lois Markle, filling in at the last moment, felt too vital, which may be just what the playwright wanted. But quibbles aside (the performances, with the exception of the marvelous Judith Ivey, don’t have the needed impact) the plays, as Albee intended them, make a potent comment on a lack of morals. Today, it simply

reminds us that we’re now off track by an additional 50 years. Edward Albee has referred to his legendary body of work as “an examination of the American scene, an attack on the substitution of artificial for real values in our society, a condemnation of complacency, cruelty and emasculation and vacuity, a stand against the fiction that everything in this slipping land of our is peachy-keen.” In what must be considered the twilight of his life Albee continues his attack. Next, his play Occupant, about his artist friend the late Louise Nevelson, begins rehearsals with Mercedes Ruehl for the Signature Theatre. Then it’s back to Broadway for the transfer of his new play Me, Myself and I, about identical twins, which opened to rave reviews at Princeton’s McCarter Theatre in February. No complacency here! After that, Albee is off to the Easter Island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, where he plans to stay for three weeks to craft his latest assault, another new play, Silence, set on the idyllic spot a thousand miles away. The American Dream and The Sandbox opened on April 1, 2008 at The Cherry Lane Theatre. Tickets are available by calling at 212-239-6200. Theater critics Barry Gordin and Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer and Patrick is artistic director of SilvaRoad Productions. Visit their website at


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Sharing a Canvas of Life Two young Sag Harbor artists not only share their lives, they also share the same canvas. In an art world full of egos, these two have managed to combine their talents with their different cultural backgrounds, to create striking, overlapping forms of texture, light and color. How two such varied artists as Yong Jo Ji, 38, of Korea, and his wife, Anna Atanasova, 26, of Bulgaria, met and fell in love, is just as much an amazing story as their sharing canvases. And for the first time, they have brought their work to the East End with their opening March 29 at Walk Tall Gallery in East Hampton. Appropriately called “Interactions,” this exhibit of over 30 soft, floaty, many-textured abstract oil paintings have an Asian quality about them. The paintings range in size and shape, and are arranged both individually and in sets, but the artists make it clear that they can be rearranged for the viewer’s preference. Wendy Wachtel, owner of the gallery, said what amazed her when she met these artists, was that, “These two talented individuals, lifepartners in fact, completely allow each other entry into their respective visual worlds. They interact visually with each other on the canvas (often creating multiple canvases at a time) and deliver their conversation to us. They then further release control of their shared visual world by inviting the viewer to literally manipulate, separate, join and group any and all their canvases at will.” At the opening, Ji and Atanasova explained that they collaborate in the making of the work without premeditation or attempting to control each other. “We synthesize intuitive ideas,” said Ji. “Our conversation, our visual dialogue, is our collective energy seeking a universal language.” Ji has been exhibiting his encaustic oil paintings all over the world for the past 15 years. Atanasova, born and raised in Bulgaria, came to this country on a student visa. They both went to Chicago, where Ji had studied at the School of the Art Institute while Atanasova waitressed in a restaurant. By this time, Ji, in his mid-30s was stressed out from traveling all over the world to show his work, and he had developed a heart condition from his overly ambitious and driven lifestyle. “I was on heart medication and my doctor was considering giving me a pacemaker,” said Ji. “But then something happened which changed my life.” One night at a Chicago nightclub, he saw a beautiful young girl dancing, and he got up the nerve to talk to her. Ji invited Atanasova to an art museum and planetarium on their first date. He noticed her passion for art, and on their second date, he invited her to see his paintings, and he gave her a blank canvas, some paint and a brush. “Although she wasn’t an artist when we met, I had a sense she had talent, and I intuitively knew we were meant to do something together, so we just started painting on the same canvas,” said Ji. “I showed her the technique, but she had the natural talent inside.” Atanasova said once they started collaborating, they also noticed they shared the same views about

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art, and the same philosophies. “We’re both Scorpios and we’re both roosters in Chinese astrology,” she said. “So maybe that helps.” As they continued painting, they fell in love and got married, all during the last three years, and something else happened – Ji’s heart healed. “I no longer have a heart problem, and my inspiration was re-awakened,” he said. “I never needed the pacemaker.” In addition to their incredible love story, Ji consciously reduced his stress level by moving out of Chicago to the Hamptons, two years ago. “I decided it was time to leave the city, and I had a friend in East Quogue who invited us to stay there for a summer, in the country,” he said. “We stayed for the summer, and then moved to Sag Harbor.” Wachtel said when she first met Ji and Atanasova, she not only loved their story, but knew their work and philosophy would fit into her cross-cultural gallery, which is intended to create a dialogue among international artists. “This is what excites me – I call it ‘whole world’ art,” Wachtel said. On April 12, Walk Tall Gallery will be holding a special benefit exhibit with additional politically charged works, to raise money for the struggle in Tibet. From April 12 through the closing of this exhibit on April 18, they will donate a portion of their sales to this Tibet cause, as seen on Walk Tall Gallery is located at 62 Park Place in East Hampton, call 631-324-9776. – Debbie Tuma

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Looking for an unusual film? You may be tempted to take a chance on Leatherheads, a story about a love triangle, the love of old-style filmmaking and also the love for football. And as long as you maintain lowered expectations, you might get through fairly satisfied. Renée Zellweger (Down With Love, Chicago) and George Clooney (The Good German, Good Night and Good Luck) are two fine actors who have shown a knack in the past for recreating early to mid20th century American personalities on screen, and are once again enlisted to do so. However, this time they both may have pushed their luck with this uneven attempt at throwback-inspired filmmaking. For the second time in his career, Clooney takes on the roles of co-author, costar and director of a movie that works to remind everyone how much better it used to be. He plays “Dodge” Connolly, an alpha-male football player on the Duluth Bulldogs . He’s a dirty version of Cary Grant, with eyes for Zellweger’s “Lexie” Littleton. She’s a Lois Lane wannabe whose editor sends her to investigate the validity of the Bulldogs latest acquisition, Carter “The Bullet” Rutherford (John Krasinski, “The Office,” License to Wed). The man is certainly a story; as both a former college star, a WWI vet and a national hero, his celebrated heroics and fame help him land a then-unheard payday of $5,000 a game. Littleton arrives with the intent of debunking Carter’s war record, which upon closer examination seems dubious. But before long, she ends up falling for her questionable, yet hunky, subject, all the while sweeping the luggish Dodge off his feet. Naturally, “Bullet” sees the moxie mama and falls in lust, which irritates Connolly to no end. He works overtime to drum up Lexie’s interest with period-piece cutesy patter, regardless of the twoway relationship she’s actually formed with his team-


mate. She denies him, yet always seems to relish his attempts. Could it be that beneath the jitterbug-style banter between Littleton and Connolly there’s something real? And does Dodge dare upset the young fan favorite Rutherford who’s helping put fans in the seats? And is it possible to have more characters that require “quotes” around their jazz-era nicknames? Annoyingly enough, yes… and plenty of them. If this synopsis seems simplistic and trifling, you’re

on point. The actors are OK; Clooney’s charm is undeniable and his direction is fine, while Krasinski plays a wooden, straight-arrow type, playing Bullet with just enough personality. Zellweger? She’s game, she tries, but with all her sassy moments and hard-charging behaviors, she still comes off a little too soft to be such a tough news lady (please see Jennifer Jason Leigh in The Hudsucker Proxy to get a better idea of how this should be played), much less the center of a love triangle between two hunky jocks with very, er, masculine intentions. But the real problem here is the story itself, as it’s too stocked with interrupting moments of silliness that lower the entire production. The lack of orientation between light romantic comedy and broad physical humor really ends up undermining both the love story and the honor intended for the yesteryears of American football. The end result of all the unnecessary goofiness is a continental divide right down the middle of the picture: either you want slapstick and you’re forced to wait through dialogue-driven moments, or you look forward to slick conversation and get sidetracked with comedic violence. It’s such a shame, too, as every other facet of the film is done well, including some beautiful cinematography. After seeing this movie, you’ll most likely think how great it would look on your HDTV, then start wishing you had seen it in your living room first before you spent two hours and $22 at the box office. Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics. This Movie: *Wacky Comedy * Wait for the DVD



Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 61 Benefits – pg. 49 Movies – pg. 56 Day by Day – pg. 49 Kids’ Events – pg. 53

Schedule for the week of Friday, April 11, to Thursday, April 17. Movie Schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times.

HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Smart People – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 7:30, Sat.-Sun. 3:30, 6, 8:30 Under the Same Moon – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 7, Sat.Sun. 3, 5:30, 8

MONTAUK MOVIE (+) (631-668-2393) Superhero Movie – Fri.-Sat. 7, 9 Sun.-Thurs. 7

UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Drillbit Taylor – Fri.-Sat. 1

Stop Loss – Fri.-Sat 4, 7:10, 9:50 Sun.-Thurs. 4, 7:10 21 – Fri.-Sat 1:15, 4:30, 7:30, 10:20 Sun. 1:15, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30 Persepolis – Fri.-Sat 12:30, 2:50, 5:15, 7:40, 10:15 Sun. 12:30, 2:50, 5:15, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs. 5:15, 7:40 Leatherheads – Fri.-Sat 1:30, 4:15, 7:15, 10:30 Sun. 1:30, 4:15, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:15 Horton Hears a Who – Fri.-Sat 12:10, 2:20, 4:45, 7, 9:30 Sun. 12:10, 2:20, 4:45, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7 Smart People – Fri.-Sat 12, 2:30, 5, 7:55, 10:30 Sun. 12, 2:30, 5, 7:55 Mon.-Thurs. 5, 7:55

SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day – Fri.-Thurs. 5 Love Songs – Fri.-Thurs. 7 The Bank Job – Fri.-Thurs. 8:45

MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. Horton Hears a Who, Superhero Movie, The Ruins, Street Kings, Nim’s Island, Leatherheads, 21, Prom Night

UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Nim’s Island – Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 Sat. 1:30, 4:30,

7:30, 9:50 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30 Horton Hears a Who – Fri. 4, 7, 9:30 Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:30 Sun. 1, 4, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7 Superhero Movie – Fri. 4:20, 7:20, 9:45 Sat. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:45 Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs. 4:20, 7:20 The Bank Job – Fri. 4:15, 7:15, 10 Sat. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10 Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:15 Prom Night – Fri. 4:45, 7:45, 10 Sat. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:10 Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:45

UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Under the Same Moon – Fri. 4, 7, 9:40 Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:40 Sun. 1, 4, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7 Street Kings – Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30 The Ruins – Fri. 4:45, 7:45, 10 Sat. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10 Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:45 Nim’s Island – Fri. 4:15, 7:15, 9:30 Sat. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:30 Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:15 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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MINI – MOVIE REVIEWS 21 (PG-13) Based on a true story, Ben Campbell (Jim Sturgess), an MIT student, is struggling to pay his tuition. His problem is solved when he is recruited by his math professor (Kevin Spacey) to join a group of students who are trained in the art of card counting, then take Las Vegas casinos for millions. The Bank Job (R) Based on a 1971 true-life robbery of a bank on Baker Street in London, two crooks (Jason Statham and Saffron Burrows) get away with a safety deposit box worth millions in cash and jewelry. However, the box also contains secrets that intertwine the duo with Britain’s criminal underworld, the government and Royal Family. Drillbit Taylor (PG-13) Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson), a supposed martial arts master who is really homeless, is hired by three high school students to protect them from a bully. Wilson goes undercover at their school as a substitute teacher. Leatherheads (PG-13) Dodge Connolly (George Clooney), a hero in America’s pro-football league in 1925, is determined to saved his team and the fledgling league from demise. After bringing in college football star Carter Rutherford (John Krasinski), Connolly finds himself competing with the young player for the affections of reporter Lexie Littleton (Renee Zellweger) who is trying to uncover the real scoop on Rutherford. Love Songs (Les Chansons d’Amour) A French musical about Ismael and Julie, a couple who tries to spice of its waning love life by inviting another woman into the relationship. Mrs. Pettigrew Lives for a Day (PG-13) When Londoner Guinevere Turner (Frances McDormand) is fired from her job as a governess, she finds herself caught up in the high-society world of American actress and singer, Delysia Lafosse (Amy Adams) when she gets a new job as a social secretary. Nim’s Island (PG) Abigail Breslin portrays Nim, a young girl who lives on an island with her scientist father (Gerard Butler). When the island she loves becomes threatened, she reaches out to the author (Jodi Foster) of her favorite adventure book series for help. Persepolis (PG-13) A coming-of-age story of an Iranian girl during the country’s revolution of 1979. Based on a graphic novel. Prom Night (PG-13) In this thriller, Donna (Brittany Snow) is expecting her prom night to be the best night of her life, but instead she is haunted by horrors from her past as she and her friends are pursued by a serial killer. The Ruins (R) Based on a novel, a group of friends (including Jena Malone) vacationing in Mexico decide to visit one of their brothers, who is working at an archaeological dig at the ruins of a Mayan temple nearby. As they search for him, they discover something evil is lurking in the ruins. Smart People (R) Years after the death of his wife, a cantankerous, but brilliant, English professor (Dennis Quaid) finds himself falling for an ER doctor and former student (Sarah Jessica Parker). At the same time, he must deal with his dysfunctional family, including his preppy, sharp-tongued daughter (Ellen Page) and his freeloading brother (Thomas Haden Church).

Stop Loss (R) Sgt. Brandon King (Ryan Phillipe) returns to his small hometown in Texas after his tour of duty in Iraq. As he settles back in to the life he left behind, the Army orders him back to Iraq, testing everything he believes in. Street Kings (R) While veteran LAPD Detective Tom Ludlow (Keanu Reeves) has difficultly dealing with the death of his wife, evidence implicates him the execution-style murder of another officer. As he’s investigated, he finds himself questioning the loyalties of those around him. Also starring Hugh Laurie and Forest Whitaker.

Superhero Movie (PG-13) A parody of superhero movies, from Batman Begins to Fantastic Four, borrowing most heavily from the Spiderman movies. Starring Drake Bell and Leslie Nielsen. Under the Same Moon (La Misma Luna) (PG-13) Young Carlos (Adrian Alonso) is in a pinch when circumstances force the nine-year-old boy to leave Mexico, cross the border illegally, and survive several life-threatening moments, in order to find his mother, while simultaneously freeing a hardboiled migrant from his own depression. You’ve seen it all before, yet you’ll cry your eyes out.


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Stonewalls Restaurant in Riverhead presents a special wine dinner on Friday, April 18 at 6:30 p.m. featuring Jamesport Vineyards wines. The cost of the dinner is $60 per person, plus tax and gratuity. The menu is as follows: fresh mushroom salad with Parmesan shavings, mâche and fresh herbs vinaigrette; ragout de Saint-Jacques (scallops), black trumpets and whipped fingerlings; rack of lamb with mustard and Provencal herbs crust bouquetiere de legumes; and chocolate puck. For reservations or further information please contact Stonewalls Restaurant at (631) 506-0777. Danfords Hotel & Marina is pleased to announce the opening of Wave Restaurant & Lounge in Port Jefferson. Executive Chef Paul Govin serves an eclectic New American menu flavored with Italian, Asian, Latin American and Southwestern influences. Flavorful creations are paired with an extensive wine list. This New American eatery features an eclectic menu of flavor-rich cuisine showcasing seasonal selections and artisanal products including breads, farmfresh cheeses and produce. Appetizers range from $5$16; raw bar and sushi selections range from $7-$48; entrĂŠes range from $25-$28; and desserts, priced from $7-$8. For further information about the restaurant, please call Wave Restaurant & Lounge at (631) 9285200. Magicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pub in Westhampton Beach is now offering brunch every Saturday and Sunday from 11 a.m. to 3

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Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column Spinacia oleracea is the Latin name for the leafy vegetable we know as spinach. Popeye probably didn’t know this name either when he made himself super strong the second he ate the vegetable. While spinach probably won’t make us super strong as soon as we eat it, it’s an excellent source of vitamins A and C, promoting health and vitality in many ways. Studies show that spinach may protect against osteoporosis, heart disease, colon cancer and arthritis. It also contains lutein, a carotenoid protective against eye disease. We may have balked at eating spinach as kids but as grown-ups, we know the many delicious ways spinach can be enjoyed. For a quick side dish I will sauté crinkly spinach leaves in olive oil with slivers of garlic and a squeeze of lemon just before serving. Spinach salads became all the rage in the ‘70s and ‘80s with the beginnings of California cuisine and the focus on using fresh local produce. A recipe for spinach, raisins and pine nuts was ubiquitous, appearing in numerous cooking magazines and food articles during this period as well. It has certainly stood the test of time and continues to please. Spinaka con aroz or Spanakorizo, a spinach and rice dish familiar to both Sephardic Jews and Greek orthodox, as well as a dish I’ve had at home growing up, is so delicious; I worked out the details of the recipe to share with you. Although spinach is available through the year, it peaks in April and May, and again from September through October when it is freshest, has the best flavor and is most readily available. Choose spinach that has vibrant deep green crinkly leaves with no signs of yellowing. It is important to note that spinach harbors lots of sand and grit. Be sure to wash thoroughly in several changes of tepid water. When cooking spinach for a recipe, place in a large saucepan with no water other than the water that clings to its leaves after washing and cook for just 1-2 minutes until the leaves wilt. Now you’re ready to prepare the delectable dishes below.

SPINACH, RAISINS AND PINE NUTS A recipe that has stood the test of time Serves 4-6 2 pounds fresh, loose spinach 1/3 cup golden raisins 1/3 cup warm water 1/3 cup pine nuts 2 tablespoons light, fruity olive oil 1 large clove garlic, finely chopped Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper to taste

1. Discard heavy stems from spinach and any blemished leaves. Rinse spinach thoroughly in several changes of tepid water to rid sand and grit. Lift the soaked spinach into a colander and set aside. 2. Heat oil in a large, heavy 5-6 quart pot and add the chopped onion. Saute onion, stirring occasionally until translucent, about 3-4 minutes. Add the spinach, season with salt and pepper and simmer, turning the leaves, until the spinach wilts, about 5 minutes. Add water and sugar, bring to a boil and add the rice. Submerge rice into the spinach mixture and cover pot. Simmer until rice absorbs all the liquid, about 20 minutes. Pour in lemon juice and stir to mix. Taste to adjust seasonings as necessary and serve hot.

1. Discard heavy stems from spinach and any blemished leaves. Rinse spinach thoroughly in several changes of tepid water to rid of sand and grit. Place spinach in a saucepan with just the water that clings to its leaves and cook for 3 minutes, no longer. Drain in a colander and refresh under cold running water to stop the cooking. Squeeze dry in the palm of your hands. Transfer to a clean kitchen towel and squeeze the towel around the ball of spinach to absorb excess moisture. Spinach should be as dry as possible. Can be prepared ahead to this point. When ready to cook, place on a cutting board and chop coarsely. 2. Meanwhile soak raisins in warm water for about 15 minutes to “plump” them. 3. Heat oil in a skillet and sauté pine nuts over medium heat until golden, add garlic and sauté for just a few seconds longer, being careful not to brown the garlic or pine nuts. Drain raisins; add to skillet with the chopped spinach, and season with salt and pepper to taste. Toss ingredients in the pan to heat through for just a few minutes and taste to adjust seasoning if necessary. Serve hot.

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Dining Log ALMOND – A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Special fall three course prix fixe for $21.95 every night from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night on Monday. Open Thurs.-Tues from 6 p.m. and closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to rib eye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK – Polish American dining in a cozy setting right in the heart of Southampton. Open 7 days with specials everyday. Mon.-Thurs 11 a.m.-10 p.m. FriSat. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 12-10 p.m. Happy hour Fri.-Sat. 48 p.m. Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2834316. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Voted as one of the Best of the Best Seafood Restaurants by Dan’s Papers readers. Open year round for dinner from 4 p.m., six nights a week, closed Tuesday. Special $23, 4-course prix fixe and special $23, 4-course prix fixe available Mon.-Thurs. from 4 p.m. to close and Sun. from 4 p.m. to close. Serving lunch Fri-Sun from 12-4 p.m. Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully’s Seafood Market. 631728-9111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. CROSSROADS DIAMOND RESTAURANT – A cozy,

intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant décor with cozy handcrafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. 631-369-2221. DRIVERS SEAT RESTAURANT AND BAR – Open for Lunch and Dinner. Price Fix $24.95. Four Courses Sun.– Thurs., 2 for 1 –Wed., Happy Hour Fri. Free appetizers 5-8 p.m. Located at 62 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Call 631-2836606 and visit HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Featuring espresso bar, bakery, coffee roastery, full-service café serving breakfast, lunch and desserts, and outdoor garden seating. Open Monday-Thursday, Sunday 6 a.m.-7 p.m., Friday & Saturday 6 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill & 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE. HILL STREET CAFÉ – A brand new breakfast and lunch spot debuts this summer at The Southampton Inn, headed by one of Long Island’s foremost chefs, Peter Dunlop. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-6500. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850s mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, menu is complemented by an extensive wine list. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email or visit LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years, rated in Zagat Survey of Distinction 2006-2007 27-20-23-45 and recognized as among the best on Long Island for delicious quality food, value and attentive staff. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT – Matto, Italian for “crazy,” features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Serving dinner Tuesday-Sunday from 5 p.m. Offering a three-course prix fixe for $22 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and Friday and Saturday before 6 p.m. Open for brunch Sundays 11:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Closed Mondays. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200


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MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OAKLAND’S RESTAURANT & MARINA – Located on Dune Road at the Shinnecock Inlet in Hampton Bays, Oakland’s is now open for the season. Offering lunch and dinner Friday, Saturday and Sunday beginning at noon. Our specials include: Friday evening happy hour 5-7 p.m., Friday evening “Lobster Bash,” Sunday brunch 12-3 p.m. and our Sunday evening Price Fix menu beginning at 5 p.m. Specials from our regular menu are always offered as well. Visit or call 631-728-6900 for more information and reservations. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT – Zagat says "Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Open Thurs.-Sun. from 5:30 pm. Located at 3253 Noyac Road. Sag Harbor. 631-725-7110. ONE OCEAN – An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5665. PARTO’S – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, café. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-7274828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef’s tastings available Sun.- Thurs. for $25. Live entertainment Fri. & Sat. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. SARACEN – A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631537SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-6682660. TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best” Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703

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Arts & Galleries ART COMMENTARY Perhaps it’s no coincidence that Spanierman’s current show curated by Arlene Bujese “Light of Spring,” rhymes with Stravinsky’s “Rite of Spring.” If we consider that “light” signifies a passage from winter to spring, it’s not so difficult to imagine that Stravinsky’s great composition was also a kind of physical passage - from more melodic traditions to his own expressionistic dissonance. To say that some paintings in the show represent a “rite” for their creators does not involve a huge leap of faith either. It’s simply a way of characterizing the evolution and/or change of the work. Such developments may not necessarily be recent ones, however. And the artists may disagree with the assessment. Deborah Black’s “Afternoon Field,” “Bluff” and “Glade” are good examples of works where the artist has created a spontaneity and vitality that is not only different from previous pieces, but uplifting and trans-

formative. (The fact that Ms. Black’s with spirit like fireworks (“Two Yellow style also seems more expressionistic Trees”). Her mood has evolved also, espethan past paintings speaks to the idea cially seen in “Sag Harbor Turnpike,” suggested in Stravinsky’s “Rite.”) where a strange magic realism prevails. Roy Nicholson’s “Vernal Passage” It’s a case of seeing a familiar place in a series literally represents a “rite” in its new “light,” both literally and figurativetitle as well, although we don’t want to ly. be presumptuous and suggest what Reconfiguring a well-known area is kind of passage. Is it Mr. Nicholson’s also accomplished by Robert Dash in his change in brush strokes, color or theme? “Sag Main” series. Juxtaposing primariIn his previous garden series of several ly abstract imagery with a subtle hint of years ago, transition between forereal objects evokes a chaotic sense of ground / background and exterior / inteplace, a mood that is not normally assorior may have symbolized life and ciated with this locale. Yet who better to death (or a whole range of dynamics). characterize Sag Main than Mr. Dash “Sag Main” by Robert Dash We don’t see these same oppositions at who lives close by? work in his current pieces. Maybe the “rite” is the perOnce more, as with Ms. Bowden’s “Sag Harbor vasive, rhythmic imagery that we experience. Turnpike,” we see Mr. Dash’s turf in a new and provocaPriscilla Bowden’s local scenes signal a “rite” or tive way. Perhaps it’s not the artists who have underchange as well when considering her large landscapes gone a “rite” of passage, but the places themselves. or Nova Scotia settings. Her current pieces are mostly “Light of Spring” will be on view at East Hampton’s Spanierman Gallery until April 21. small, concentrated and concrete, literally bursting Photo by M.W. Weiss

“Light of Spring” at Spanierman

With Marion Wolberg Weiss

Honoring the Artist: Doug Reina While cover artist Doug Reina has had a diverse career, his heart and mind remain with painting. After many years as a Long Island TV reporter and scriptwriter, he’s finally realized his dream and is painting full-time. Mr. Reina never forgot his roots and the time he spent at his family’s second home in Montauk. Q: Unlike most artists, your parents were both involved in art. How was that growing up? A: My dad was a Professor of Art at Nassau Community College; my mother had a gallery in Cold Spring Harbor. I was always surrounded by artwork. My mother always told me that being an artist is difficult. Q: Despite that advice, you studied art initially at Buffalo State College anyway and then discovered Emerson College in Boston. A: Yes. I got a B.S. in Mass Communication, but I still felt like a fish out of water. Q: Studying mass communication led you to become a TV news reporter, I assume. A: Yes. This was in Huntington. Everyone treated me like family, and I thought that was nice, but I didn’t want to do it forever. I then got a position at

Computer Associates, doing on-camera reporting and scriptwriting. I was there for 16 years. Q: Can you describe your process, what it means to you to paint? A: First, I can’t just sit and paint; I have to stand, even if it’s for several hours. I feel like I’m involved in a boxing match, going several rounds. It’s a zen thing. Q: You mentioned you listen to books on tape when you paint. A: Yes, if it’s a good book, it gets into my painting. Years later, when I see the painting, I can remember the book I was reading. I also play “Disco Inferno” over and over again if the painting is going well. Q: How do you feel when you look at the finished painting? A: Sometimes I can’t believe I did it. The painting creates itself; I’m the last one to get it down. Q: You seem so connected to landscape, particularly Montauk, where you used to go all the time growing up. In fact, the cover is a scene in Montauk outside your parent’s place. How do you describe what you do? A: I paint outside, not from photographs. But I never thought of myself as a naturalist. After standing outside for a long time, I can appreciate being alone and

also things like light, color, good composition, and mood. Q: What’s the bottom line as far as what a painting is to you? A: I want viewers to imagine what’s happening in the painting; it’s like writing music, which uses words to tell a story. Q: Is your son involved in art like you were when you were his age? A: My son is very athletic like my wife (who carried a torch for one of the Olympics). But my son does art, too. He’s exposed to all kinds of art. Just like I was. Q: I understand you have several projects coming up in the future. Much luck. Oops. That’s not a question. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Mr. Reina’s work, “The Clammer,” can be seen at the current Guild Hall Members Show. His work will also be on view at The Fishbar restaurant in Montauk starting mid-May. Dan’s Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner.

ART EVENTS COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 61 Benefits – pg. 49 Movies – pg. 56 Day by Day – pg. 49 Kids’ Events – pg. 53

OPENING RECEPTIONS ART SITES – 4/12 – 5-7 p.m. “Recalled Intimacy,” featuring works by Clyde Phillip Wachsberger and Claire Watson. Located at 651 West Main St., Riverhead. 631591-2401. GLENN HOROWITZ GALLERY – 4/12 – 6-8 p.m. “Adam Stennett: Off the Grid.” Located at 87 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5511. CLOVIS POINT GALLERY – 4/13 – 2-5 p.m. “Clovis Point Toasts the Artists,” showcasing art collectives Arts 4

and Bonac Tunic. At the Clovis Point Winery, located at 1935 Main Road, Jamesport. 631-722-4222.

GALLERIES ANNONA RESTAURANT – Featuring the work of Harald Marinius Olson. Sponsored by Galerie Belage. Located at 112 Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. ART SITES GALLERY – “Secular/Sacred,” art by Gina Gilmour and Ellen Wiener, will run through April 22. Open Thursday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. Located at 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. ASHAWAGH HALL – Featuring the work of nine local artists. Located at Old Stone Highway, East Hampton, NY. ATELIER GALLERY – “Glorious Spring,” will run through April 24. Located at 308A Main Street, Greenport. 631-495-4268. BASEMENT GALLERY – “A Tribute to Rose Graubart Ignatow” featuring drawings and paintings from the 1930s-1990s. Open Sat. and Sun. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. or by appointment. Located 9 Albertines Ln., East Hampton. 631-329-2927.

BENTON NYCE GALLERY – Open Friday 1-7 p.m., Saturday 1-8 p.m. and Sunday 12-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 409 First Street, Greenport. 917-8485102. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. Located at 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-377-3355. BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY GALLERY – “In Our Own Images: A Celebration of Local Black Culture,” featuring artwork by established painters and teenage artists. Located at 2638 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. BUTLER’S FINE ART – “20th and 21st Century Painting and Sculpture” Located at 50 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-267-0193. CASTELLO DI BORGHESE VINEYARD – “North Fork Strokes: Plein Air Watercolor Exhibit.” Route 48 and Alvah’s Lane, Cutchogue. 631-734-5111. (continued on the next page)

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CELADON GALLERY – Spring a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays from 11 PICK OF THEWEEK a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 95 Main pottery sale on weekends April 19GLENN HOROWITZ Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. May 18 from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at GALLERY – 4/12 – 6-8 p.m. 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR “Adam Stennett: Off the Grid.” – “Poster Retrospective,” an exhibit 2547. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – Located Located at 87 Newtown Lane, East featuring 15 years of the HIFF at 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631- Hampton. 631-324-5511. anniversary continues. Located at 287-1883. 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631COREY CREEK VINEYARDS – 725-7707. Featuring the work of Dolores Castrucci. On display daily, GIDEON STEIN GALLERY – Adam Stennett’s “Off Open 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located on Main Road, Southold. 631the Grid,” will run through May 27. Located at 2297 765-4168. Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Featuring Marcia Tucker, Cynthia Sobel and Jim Posner. Will run April 4GOOD CONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 – Featuring 27. Also on display, the art of Salvatore Gulla. Located at paintings and pastels by Christine Chew Smith and Lynne 136 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-267-3627. Heffner. Open Saturday and Sunday 1-5 p.m. or by DE CORDOVA GALLERY – Open Fridays from 3-7 appointment. Located at 848 North Sea Road, p.m., Saturdays and Sundays from 12-6 p.m. and also by Southampton. 631-726-4663. appointment. Located at 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631GOOD FRIEND PARK GALLERY – Paintings, prints 477-0620. and photographs by Michael Knigin are on display. Open by THE DESIGN STUDIO – “Romantic Chinese appointment only. Located at 26 Goodfriend Drive, East Landscapes,” featuring photography by John Deng. Open Hampton. 631-324-5500. daily. 2393 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-1999. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Saturday and THE DRAWING ROOM – “Greenhouses,” a selection Sunday 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 88 Gin Lane of multi-paneled color panoramas from Esther Pullman’s (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631-830-2895. decade-long photographic exploration of light-filled greenGRENNING GALLERY – “Tonalists & Impressionists: house spaces. Open Monday, Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.Then and Now” will run through April. Open Sunday – 5 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Newton Thursday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fridays and Saturdays from Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016. 10 a.m. – 7 p.m. Located at 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. DREW PATRICK SPA GALLERY – Featuring art by 631-767-5302. Bill Kuchler. Located at 128 West Main Street, Bay Shore. GUILD HALL GALLERY – 70th Annual Guild Hall 631-206-3739. Artist Member’s Exhibition. Artists whose last names start EAST END BOOKS GALLERY – Wood cut prints by with M-Z will be on display until April 26. Guild Hall, locatStephen Hunick will run through April 7. Located at 53 ed at 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. The Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-8680. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – Located at 36 EZAIR GALLERY – American Contemporary Painting Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-204-9704. and Sculptures from New York, Long Island and New LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY – “Abstraction,” will England area will run through May 1. Located at 136 run through April 26. Gallery hours are Sunday to Main Street, Southampton. 212-204-0442. Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-8 THE FIREPLACE PROJECT – Located at 851 p.m. Located at 77 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-6308. Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. Open Friday LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – “Time and through Sunday 12-6 p.m. Place,” by fine art photographer Elizabeth Holmes. On dis631-324-4666. play through April 27, from 12-4 p.m. Located at the GALERIE BELAGE – Featuring outsider and folk art, Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. as well as the work of abstract artist Stephen Beck. 631-287-4377. Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Open daily from 10 Westhampton. 631-288-5082. a.m.-5:30 p.m. Currently located at 2462 Main St., GALERIE NOUVELLE – Open Saturday and Sunday Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. 12-6 p.m. Located at 74365 Main Road, Greenport. 917NESTSEEKERS GALLERY – New York artist 544-8583. Geoffrey Fontaigne releases his new book Selected Works GALLERY MERZ – Paintings by Christina and displays a few abstract expressionist paintings. Schlesinger and photography by Nicholas Bergery will run Located at 150 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7070. through June 17. Open Thursday through Saturday 10 PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY – Open Friday to


Monday 11-5 p.m. Located at 167 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-7817. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-2871665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “Paper Transformed – Origami.” The gallery is open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. PIERRE’S RESTAURANT – Showing the black and white photography of Gino Rullo will run through April 30. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5375110. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – Located at 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. PRITAM AND EAMES – “Early Spring Show” will run through June 20. Open Monday-Saturday 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday 12-4 p.m. Closed Wednesdays. Located at 27-29 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-7111. QUOGUE LIBRARY – “Images by the Sea,” featuring the photography of Robert Lefferts and Bob Duryea. Located at 90 Quogue St., Quogue, 631-653-6151. QUOGUE SCHOOL GALLERY – “Outsider Art Show” with works by students. Quogue Library, located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. RATIO GALLERY – “Two Distinct Views - The Individual and the Collective,” artwork by Marlies Ihmels and David Ebner, will run through May 3. 10 Bell Street, Bellport. 631-286-4020. ROGERS MEMORIAL GALLERY – Exhibit of quilts by R. Marie Foster runs through the end of the month. Located at 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – “Egg Series” by Joyce Brian. Located at 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-7252499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Featuring photography by Steve Berger and paintings by Miriam Dougenis through May 6. The Jamesport Manor Inn, located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY – Located at 688 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or 631-7260076. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – Located at 120 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. 631-702-2306. SIREN SONG GALLERY – Mythical sea creatures as well as other spirits that haunt our dreams created by 3 East End artists. Located at 516 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-1021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY – “Light of Spring,” curated by Ariene Bujese. Featuring art by Gina Gilmour and Ellen Wiener, will run through April 21. Located at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – “Epilogue.” Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – Jim Drapfield’s “Petography” Located at 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-5012. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Gallery Favorites 2.” Saturday through Monday, 12:30-7 p.m. At 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. UBER HOUSE GALLERY – “Blue Belle” and “Art of Being Woman” are on display. Located at 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. VERED GALLERY – “Contemporary and Modern Masters.” Paintings, sculpture and photography by Milton Avery, Ross Bleckner, Willem de Kooning, Pablo Picasso, Sam Francis, Jean Dubuffet and many others are on display. Open Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday 11 a.m.-7 p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. WALK TALL GALLERY – “Interactions” featuring the work of Yong Jo Ji and Anna Atanasov will run through April 18. April 12 from 6-8 p.m. will kick off the last week of the show, where proceeds from the sales will be donated to the struggles in Tibet via Open Tuesday to Sunday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-9776. WALLACE GALLERY – Open Saturday 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. 37A Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-4516. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – “Color Me Spring,” will run through May 14. Open daily from 12-6 p.m. closed Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-0097.

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Health, Beauty & Fitness Alcoholic Rats Live to Drink Another Day Researchers at Sapporo Medical University in Japan have made a huge leap forward in the cure of the often fatal disease, cirrhosis of the liver. The liver is an incredible organ that performs many crucial functions, but abuse from alcoholism or illnesses like hepatitis B and C can lead to its scarring. Strong, healthy tissue is replaced with collagen, which prevents the organ from doing its job. Today, collagen’s most popular role is in the form of injections to give women bee-sting lips, but it’s also created naturally in the body. The reason collagen is popular for creating big lips is because the material is firm. One of its many jobs in the body is to help give structure to tendons, muscle, skin, and cartilage. Add a little extra in your lips and you’ve got a set of plump, full smackers but adding extra to your liver is a whole different story. The liver processes toxins in the body and with a normal, healthy person – even if slight damage occurs – the liver has the ability to regenerate itself. When exposed to prolonged abuse (from alcoholism or drugs) the liver’s regeneration process

doesn’t work properly and instead of healthy new liver tissue, some cells begin to create collagen instead. The collagen creates fibrosis (hardening of the liver), which had been believed to be irreversible. As the disease persists, the liver becomes less and less able to do its many tasks and eventually a transplant may be necessary. But transplants may be on their way out. Japanese scientists have created a procedure using a manmade molecule that blocks the production of collagen. While the tests have only been performed on rats, the results were dramatic. One of the hurdles researchers had to overcome was to convince the collagen cells to accept this molecule. Their solution was to create a Trojan horse. Other research had shown that these collagen cells absorb vitamin-A quite well, so they coated their new molecule in vitamin-A. The cells “thought” they were simply absorbing the vitamin and then the molecule went to work, dissolving and blocking the production of collagen. Once that occurred, the liver was able to regenerate itself in a healthy way, actually curing cirrhosis. In the next few years, researchers plan to explore how human patients respond to this procedure. Until then there are several ways to keep your liver

healthy. Alcoholism, drug addiction and hepatitis are the most common conditions leading to cirrhosis, so avoid them. If you do have the occasional drink, there have been studies that show that one cup of coffee a day helps prevent alcoholic cirrhosis by 20% and four cups per day by 80%. Now, all that caffeine isn’t exactly great for the old ticker, so don’t think you can drink a bottle of wine a night and four lattes in the morning and everything will be just fine and dandy. As for hepatitis B and C, practice safe sex, don’t share needles, and don’t snort cocaine – all good guidelines for living in general. There is also a vaccination for hepatitis B. Milk thistle has been used for centuries in dealing with liver problems like jaundice. There is finally scientific evidence that supports these claims. Milk thistle contains silymarin, which seems to help stimulate antioxidant enzymes that support the liver in processing toxins in the body. Dandelion tea is also great for the gut, not to mention the kidneys and colon. If you’re afraid of taking herbs and you still want to support healthy liver function there are two veggies that will get the job done right.. Make it a goal to eat beets and artichokes and you’ll be sitting pretty Until the Japanese scientists perfect their liver treatment in humans, you can keep your body’s filter in good working order with these natural aids. Hopefully, by the time they make their vitamin-A coated molecules suitable for your liver, you won’t need it.

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Health, Beauty & Fitness Natural Hair Care Products – D.I.Y. For many people, showering – and hair washing – is daily ritual. While it’s great for the body, it’s not always best for the hair. In fact, if you’re not conscientious about what you put in your hair, you can actually damage it by over washing. And excessive conditioning leads to a build-up of product that just weighs down the hair and makes it heavy and oily. Yet, understandably, few people want to give up the daily shower, especially with benefits such as exfoliating the skin, not to mention the psychological and emotional perks of a morning rinse off. So, instead of reducing the number of showers you take consider changing the products you use to give your hair and body what they need – you could even make the concoction yourself. When you look at the back of most of the shampoos on the market, you’ll find a lot of ingredients that sound unfamiliar: Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride, Ammonium Chloride, Tocopheryl Acetate, Biotin, Thiamin HCl, Ascorbic Acid, Panthenol, Polysorbate 20, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Citric Acid, Tetrasodium EDTA, DMDM Hydantoin, Fragrance (Parfum), Yellow 6 (CI 15985). Does your hair need all of this? No, it doesn’t. By making your own creation, you will know exactly

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Find a clean glass jar with a top. Place 1/4 of the herbs of your choice into the jar. Bring the spring water to a boil, and then pour over herbs. Cover the jar and let sit for about 15 minutes. Strain the liquid into a bowl. Add liquid castile soap and almond or apricot oil and mix well. Optional: add a few drops of your favorite essential oil, like ylang ylang or lavender for a nice scent. That’s it! Keep the shampoo in a bottle with a top. This recipe yields about 24 shampoos. Even when you’re using homemade recipes for shampoo and conditioner, you can get a lot of buildup in your hair. I started using an apple cider rinse a few years ago, and it adds unbelievable life and bounce to my otherwise limp hair. If you want to make your own, you’ll need apple cider vinegar and lemon juice, which will restore the natural pH levels of your hair. In a jar, combine the juice from 1/2 lemon and two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar with one cup of water — that’s sufficient for one rinse treatment. Add the mixture to your hair after shampooing and rinsing as usual. Do this once a week to clear the hair of buildup. Create your own mixtures, tailored specifically to your own needs, and you’ll have healthy, lustrous locks.

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Looking for Flowers? Try the Trees Flowering trees are a spring herald that last for generations. If they produce fruit, migrating birds may stop in on their way south in the fall or you may get to pick a snack in you own garden. Whether they are planted as a single specimen, an orchard or an alee, watching the blossoms drop like spring snow is entrancing. Many people line their driveways with white flowering Bradford pears. Years ago they had problems – branches were weak, and an entire side of older trees could snap off. Hybridization over the past several decades has changed that, making these delightful trees in the landscape. “Cleveland Select” is a very slender spire-like variety that works well in narrow spaces. Elegant and similar to the round-headed Bradford pear, they’re the first tree to bloom and the last to turn color and drop their leaves in the fall. These trees are not necessarily salt tolerant but they do very well in our climate. Tiny pears will occasionally develop on Bradford pears, but not enough to really make a show like ornamental apples. Crab apple orchards have also been plagued with problems. Their early spring blossoms can drift down to the lawn and completely cover it with color. Unfortunately, some varieties have leaf fungus issues that need a regular spray program to keep them from dropping off and looking withered. Neem oil is a good

treatment for this if you want to use an organic spray program, but newer varieties of crab apple can help you avoid this kind of maintenance. Malus floribunda is an older variety that has cerise buds that open to white. The trunk and branch structure is often graceful and has more character than some of the varieties that resemble lollipops. Centurion has a darker leaf, opening burgundy and fading slightly over the summer to green, and the deep pink buds open to single deep rose flowers. Any fruiting tree will grace a sunny spring landscape. Peaches, nectarines, cherries, apples and apricots will all grow well here and bloom in a variety of pinks, peaches and whites. You may be hard pressed to get the fruit before the birds, but there’s nothing like climbing your own tree for the ripest, reddest apple on top – or the greenest. Granny Smiths are very popular as a tart apple, but the most delicious apple historically has been Cox’s Orange Pippin, an old Victorian variety still occasionally available today, or try for Jonagold. Ornamental cherries come in numerous carefree varieties that bloom in pink or white. Prunus “Yoshino” is upright with a single white flower, Prunus “Snowgoose” is a round-headed white tree. The old stand by, Prunus kwanzan, is the fabulous vase shaped double pink that can grow anywhere, even down by the ocean. Underplant with a mix of single and double white daffodils for a prolonged bloom period. A relative of cherries, the purple leaved plum, Prunus ceracifera, has a single pink blossom. It’s one

of the many plum varieties that the Japanese have revered and painted for centuries. Every time you pass through Water Mill you can see one up against the brick wall of the post office. These varieties look fantastic with a backdrop of blue spruce. Beginning to bloom at the same time as the fruit trees is Magnolia stellata, perhaps the queen of the spring flowering trees. Also known as the star magnolia, it is covered with strappy white flowers with a light fragrance. This is the earliest blooming magnolia and there are some immense specimens around. Their bark is a smooth gray like a beech but they have a more interesting and upright branching structure that makes them a better year round specimen for a sunny area. The sugar magnolia blooms next and comes in a wide range of colors. “Jane” is a very deep rose that opens up into tulip shape. “Elizabeth” is in production now and larger specimens can be found of this unusual yellow variety. Like all the trees mentioned here, full sun is required, but these Magnolia varieties do need a little protection from late spring frosts to keep the bud tips from browning.

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Turn on the Night As children, nightlights kept away bad dreams, the boogieman and monsters under the bed. It didn’t matter what they looked like, so long as they got the job done, keeping us safe from all that went bump in the night, until we awoke refreshed the next morning. Now, as we grow older, nightlights have taken on a whole new role, and a whole new look. Even if you’re still afraid of the dark, nightlights can be used for more practical reasons, though, ultimately, they provide a sense of comfort from the unknown, as well as

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Letters DOG A DOZEN Dear Dan, I just read your article about your “Dog Named Moo.” I Googled ‘dog named moo’ because I have one such dog...and I found your article, which, I must say is quite funny. My Moo (a bichon) is rather smart, however I have a poodle-bichon mix that is not so smart. I was laughing out loud at your story, because between my two dogs, I could appreciate every word of your storyenvisioning the expressions, etc. My not-so-smart dog, Zeke, just stares at me, panting all the time with this confused look. So I had to email you and say thanks for a good chuckle. Jennifer Hutchinson New Jersey Via e-mail I often have that panting, confused look but that’s another story. – DR WHERE ART THOU FARMER’S BAR? Dear Dan, Dear David, This is probably not the right department to ask this question, but I will anyway. The Farmer’s Bar Restaurant, which was located in Cutchogue, closed. Does anyone know if they will reopen elsewhere? We loved the food and the atmosphere there. We didn’t frequent it every week or month, but it was a top pick on AOL’s restaurant list. That is how I found it. Farmer’s Bar please come back. Thank you, Bonnie Zabell Via e-mail Neither David nor I know. – DR PECONIC MAN Dear Dan, “Another Reason Why We Need Peconic County Now” (Dan Rattiner – March 28) made sense. Residents of Peconic County clearly send more tax dollars to Suffolk County then they receive in essential services. They have far more in common with upstate New York and New England residents than those of western Suffolk County. In the past decades, development of western Suffolk County has resulted in extending suburban sprawl from Nassau County farther east into Suffolk County.

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Residents of Staten Island feel the same way about their inequitable financial relationship with City Hall in Manhattan. Nassau and Suffolk County feel the same way about their relationship to Albany and Washington. Ditto for New York City citizens in their relationship with Albany and Washington. A ballot proposition for self-determination is the only fair way to resolve the issue to establish Peconic County. Sadly, residents of Peconic County are bound to suffer the same fate as those of Staten Island, New York City and most recently Nassau and Suffolk Counties who have also desired change. At the end of the day, Republican New York State majority leader Joseph Bruno and Democratic State Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver would have to allow companion bills out of their respective legislative committees to the floor for a full vote by each side of the house for such legislation to pass. Don’t hold your breath waiting for such action to take place. Self-determination is a basic right going back to the Revolutionary War, when colonialists fought for their independence from England. Will the New York State legislative delegation from Peconic County be able to persuade Bruno and Silver to allow a vote for selfdetermination? Time will tell. Sincerely, Larry Penner Great Neck Via e-mail He’s the man! – DR NO RINGS AT THE BEACH Dear Dan, Attention: David Lion Gardiner Re: Twentysomething, Issue March 21, 2008 The story “Losing A Wedding Ring,” recalled an almost disaster of my own. It was summer in the 1980s; I was hurrying to clean up so the family could go to the Maidstone Beach. The kids were antsy and all I heard was “Hurry up mom – come on!” It was our garbage pick-up day and I rushed through the house getting all the wastebaskets, old papers including Dan’s Papers (sorry!) and misc. kitchen debris thrown in the outside pail scheduled for pick-up within the half hour. I dashed to the car filled with impatient kids and made the drive to Maidstone in abut five minutes, As

we settled ourselves on the sand, I remembered taking off my diamond engagement and wedding rings and cleaning them at home. I had heard that beach sand would loosen the setting, so you should take off your rings before going to the beach, so I did. I also remembered with a panic that the rings were drying on a paper towel next to the sink. Did I pick up that towel and throw them in the garbage? Not sure, I left everyone at the beach, dashed back to the house and ran into the kitchen. I HAD thrown the paper towel out! I ran to the garbage pail. Lucky for me the pick up was late. Tearing through the papers and “stuff” was a paper towel squeezed together with my rings inside. My smile could have made a rainbow in the sky. I’ll never forget that moment. Thanks for your story – it brought back quite a memory! Sylvia Mendelman East Hampton Sylvia is a fellow member of the Catastrophizer Society. – DR WESTERN DUEL Dear Dan, Just wanted to drop a note. Dan Rattiner and most “Peconic County” dwellers need to get off their high horse. I just read an article in which Dan Rattiner speaks of us “westerners” as if we are inner-city hoodlums and dirt bags. Dale Paden Via e-mail Apologies. They are fine, fine people. – DR LAUGH IT UP Dear Dan, You are the best! I love Dan’s Papers. It has all the news of the Hamptons plus events of interest to all. But most of all, Dan, you make me laugh. I bet William Allen White didn’t make his readers laugh. Keep up the great witty writing Dan. Sincerely, Margaret Wurtz Sayville, N.Y. He was a serious fellow, an inspiration, a mention and something else, but I forget. – DR

Police Blotter Fiat If you haven’t heard the Jerry Seinfeld crashed his car in East Hampton by flipping his Fiat into a controlled roll after his brakes failed, then you’re an idiot. * * * What? A boy in East Hampton reported to police that somebody stole his blue bicycle that was missing a handle grip and also had a rusty chain. Police suspect that it was the same guy that stole all of the used food containers from a Westhampton Beach Chinese food restaurant. * * * Just Won’t Deal With It A man in Sag Harbor was arrested by police after he was pulled over numerous times for driving his car without a registration. The man was arrested and his license has been suspended. His excuse for not taking care of his registration has something to do with either playing too many video games or a general hatred for public rules. * * *

Graffiti Police found graffiti on some of the public signs in Bridgehampton last week. They believe it was the Bridgehampton gangsters who were responsible and these rough and tough dudes wrote some of their gang slogans such as the, “Scarsdale Roughriders” and “The Ross School Artsters.” Police are concerned that the recent tagging could spring a gang war between the Ross School Artster gang and the Southampton Cashmere Thugs, which might cause an alliance between the Mercedes Kids and the Westchester Winchesters, which would be really bad. * * * Dozen Eggs A guy in Montauk reported to police that a dozen eggs were thrown at his car. Police double checked their calendars and have confirmed that it is no longer Halloween. Who the hell throws a dozen eggs this time of year? Crazy people, that’s who. * * * Cell Phoner A man in Southampton was pulled over by police for talking on his cell phone. Of course, like always,

the man explained to the officer who he was talking to and why it was so important. The important conversation this time around? His dry cleaner hadn’t cleaned his jacket to his liking. Jerk. * * * It’s Getting Crazy A business owner in Hampton Bays reported to police that somebody stole $4,000 worth of gasoline from his trucks by siphoning the gas out of them. People it’s getting to that point, will somebody discover moon oil or make a car that runs on cow farts or something? For crying out loud! * * * The Drinker A man was pulled over in Southampton for driving erratically. When the officer pulled the man over, he noticed that he smelled an odd amount of minty fresh breath. The man failed the sobriety tests. Apparently the man tried to cover his drunkenness by drinking half a bottle of mouthwash. Little did he know that mouthwash contains about fifty percent alcohol. – Compiled and Written by David Lion Rattiner

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Child Care P art Time/ Full Time Live-in Nanny for summer in Bridgehampton to take care of toddler. Must love the beach. Driver's License a must. Please contact Betty at 917-414-6619.

Please contact Terry at 212-216-1622. or Housekeeping Private tennis and swim club seeks housekeeper to maintain busy facility from M D through L D. Approx 36 hours per week/ 6 days. Please call 631-267-3460. T he Right Staff Lifestyle Management currently seeks Nannies, Tutors, Chefs and Housekeepers for ourr exclusive Hamptons clientele. Please send resumes to:

R estaurant/ Bar. Southampton Location. All Positions Available: Manager, Waiter/ Waitress, Bartenders, Bus people, Cooks. Please fax resume attention John @ 631.283.3292, or e-mail to

General A nanas Spa located in Village of Southampton has an opening for a Full Time/ Part Time Receptionist. Experience preferred, and computer skills necessary. Please contact Renata & Melinda at 631-287-9099 or fax resume to 631-287-3983 or email resume to: Dog Trainer / Sales Person Do you love dogs? We do! Invisible Fence Dog-Containment. Will train, flexible hours, some weekends, 631-283-1913 E XPERIENCED DOG GROOMER necessary for busy Hamptons salon. Salary and benefits negotiable. The Cllassy Canine (631)283-1306 MUSICIANS WANTED


“Our 26th Year”

Call 212-242-0777 or 631-678-6893

P rofessional City Rock/ Blues Singer relocated to East End, seeks to put a band together for gigging and practicing throughout extended season. • Guitarists • Bassists • Keyboards • Drums Please e-mail with interest and experience to


or call Dorie at (631)880-2392

*Private Chefs* Butler/ Houseman *Coupless* Drivers, Security Estate Managers Elder Care/ Companions Event Staff G roundskeepers Handyman, Housee keepers Ladies Maids Nanny’s Personal Assistants Yacht Staff Pool Service, experienced or will train, English speaking, Driver’s License, Excellent Pay. Retirees OK. 631-745-2456

Flexible hours and days Memorial Day through Labor Day.

Pizza place, Pizza Maker, prep, counter help needed, Experienced only Call (631)288-5459.Full Time/ PT Year round work

“Hamptons Leading Agency”

Building Trades/Labor

Window Treatments

Must have good swimming skills, tennis experience p referred, ablle to do arts and crafts p rojects, play games, sports, etc.


631-725-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hampto o ns)

Deli Help in Springs. Full or Part Time flexible hours. Must be legal. 631-324-0748 E xperienced Restaurant Wait Staff Wanted For All Shifts Lunch And Dinner. Friendly, Upscale Café/ Restaurant DeeAngelo's "Pleasant Ave" Cafe. Call 516-819-8569 And Ask For Dee.

212-838-5900 (New York City) 561-848-4777 (Palm Beach) Licensed & Bonded www.hamptondomestics.coom “see our job listings” Placing Professional Staff in America’s Finest Homes New York Palm Beach Vincent Minuto, Proprietor

Line Cooks and Dishwashers. Maidstone Club, East Hampton. Competitive rates of pay d.o.e. Housinng and Club Benefits. Email resume to or fax to 631-324-8821 attn: Chef

P art time assistant needed for local businesswoman and author. Personable, organized, computer literate with good writing skills. (631)725-2128 Pool company seeking self-motivated people to fill positions in clerical, maintenance & masonry. Good pay and benefits for qualified technicians. 631-283-4040 Security System integrator (Residential/high end) seeks installation and service technician. Minimum 2 years experience. Full health, 401K, competitive salary. Fax resume to Mr. H. 516-876-2020. Intelli-tec Security Services. Stock Person wanted: hardware store located in Watermill seeking F/T help, 4 weekdays plus Saturday. Some heavy lifting req’d. Call 516-903-1002 or fax 631-726-4596 Swimming Pool Tech: 20 year established, Southampton swimming pool company seeking experienced techs/ service people Drivers license required. 631-287-5135

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6

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Chimney Roofing Painting / Papering

Gary Neppell Roofing (631) 324-3100 • (631) 727-6100

Innovative Chimney (866) 899-8989

Fencing & Gates East Hampton Fence & Gates (631) 324-5941

MW Lavelle Painting & Restoration Inc. (631) 567-1767

Smart House Technology Ocean Electric Corp (631) 287-6060

Trees / Shrubs Humberto’s Landscape & Irrigation (631) 723-3190

Solar Energy Furniture CLS Upholsterers & Slipcovers 1-800-281-8145

Go Solar (631) 727-2224

Electrical Contractor Gutters

DAZ Electrical (631) 329-9590

J. Sanchez Gutters (631) 831-0951 • (631) 329-2138

Window Treatments Budget Blinds of the East End (631) 329-8663

Kitchens & Baths AnyStyle Kitchen (631) 285-7138

Garage Solutions Regal Floor Coatings & Garage Solutions (631) 218-0007

Security & Monitoring Systems Design Co. (631) 283-3455

Pools & Spas Spring & Summer Actvs (631) 728-1929

Stairs & Rails Creative Custom Railings (631) 929-0166

Decks Southampton Decks (631) 287-9277

Landscaping Plumbing Eastern Suffolk Plumbing 631-723-2400

ATV Landscaping Inc. (631) 909-3454 Full Service

Architecture Berg Design Architects (646) 486-1964

House For Sale


Air / Heating

Southampton Masonry (631) 259-8200 • (631) 329-2300

5 Star Heating & Air Conditioning ( 631) 298-9122

Awnings M&M Canvas & Awnings (631) 283-1868

To Plac in this e an Ad ContacSection Classif t your ie d Execut Account ive at

631-28 3


Powerwashing Hampton Cedar Care (631) 245-2196

Oil Tanks

Service Directory’s

Make Your House A Home

Clearview Environmental (631) 859-0717 email:

Irrigation Irrigation Solutions (631) 205-5700

Pest Control East End Tick Control (631) 287-9700 (631) 324-9700

Generators Pet Fencing Invisible Fence by Canine Control Co. (631) 283-1913 •

Daz Electrical Contractor (631) 329-9590 Guardian Home Standby Generators

Water Proofing/Mold Removal Home Health Homes (631) 543-7100

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EMPLOYMENT / DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Health Care Social Worker. FT licensed (MSW considered). For outpatient mental health clinic in Hampton Bays to primarily work with children & adolescents. Bilingual a plus. Some evening hours required. Competitive salary and benefit package. available. Fax resume to: 631-723-2098. EOE

Lawn/Garden Knoweldge of perennials, annuals and general garden care. April- November.Salary dependent on exerience. Contact 631-725-3282 or

Retail Brahmin: Upscale Handbag store. F/T, P/T Sales Associates positions available, year-round. Salary+ commission. E-mail resume to: or call Min: 631-287-2386

Retail STORE MANAGER & SALES ASSOCIATES ROBERTA FREYMANN, an exciting high end retailer, seeks energetic, r esults driven individuals for its East Hampton boutique. Store Manager and Sales Associate position ns available. Ideal candidates will possess a love of fashion and selling. Knowledge of RPro and Spanish a plus. Must have own housing. COMPENSATION COMMENSURATE WITH EXPERIENCE. Excellent ben nefits package for full time employees. Please email resumes to

Did d you u know w you u can n e yourr advertise Legall Notice e in •Forming an LLC or LLP? •Applying for a Liquor License? •Need to Notify the Community? Call today for additional Infomation

631-283-1000 email Deadline Monday 12 Noon Retail


SENIOR SALES ASSOCIATE & SALES ASSOCIATE Luxury accessories company is looking for a sales associatee, and a senior sales associate for their East Hampton store. P revious retail experience in a high end store p referred. Competitive salary, commission, benefits, accessories allowance. Please send resuu mes and salary expectations to: or fax: 212.228.3237 Retail Retail

Situation Wanted

Merchandise for Sale

Merchandise Wanted

Elder Care Health Care worker looking for work 8hrs mon., 4 hrs Tues. 4 hrs Sat. .631-871-3358

1930’s Pale green cast iron porcelain double basin kitchen sink, with original faucet. Must see. Asking $2,000. (631)283-1572

House Manager AVAILABLE. Expertise in home and staff management, events, administrative assistance. Please call Karen on cell 631-839-9407

Art-To-Wear ERTE Jewelry collection. Rare oppty to own a piece of art history. 845-558-1889

Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

Seeking position as

Brown Jordan patio furniture. Hunter green. 4 chaises $350, one 6’ oval table & 6 chairs $350, 2 arm chairs with 2 foot stools $200. (917)863-2546

Personal Assistant. 38 year old male. Experienced. Valid NYS driver’s licensee. P refer to live out. 631-375-7803

Seeking position as Property Manager. Knowledgeable in electrical, plumbing, carpentry heating a nd air conditioning. College educated in electronics. 631-375-7803.

PIANOS FOR SALE • Steinway B Grand 6’10” • Steinway L Grand 5’10” • Steinway M Grand 5’7” • Yamaha Grand 6’5” More. All Mint! Must Sell. Piano Barn Mike (631)726-4640

Merchandise Wanted Jewelry Wanted

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales East Hampton Huge Yard & Antiques Sale Sat & Sun.- 4/12 & 4/13 (9- 5pm) Antiques, paintings, furniture, clothes, smalls, monumental mirrors, lamps, andirons, books from 2 + homes & Wall St. firm Stephen Hands Path to 19 N. Hollow La. (off Old House Landing)- Follow signs Phone: 631-329-5866 or 646-456-8527 Moving Sale: Furniture and assorted items. Sunday April 13th 9- 1 pm. 19 Mulford Ave, off Old Northwest Rd. East Hampton. WATER MILL MOVING SALE EVERYTHING MUST GO! Antiques and other quality furniture, k itchenware, beds, TVs, stereo equipment etc...

Top New York City chef seeking personal chef position in private residence. Impeccable referencess. Call Scott (917)478-8300

Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Caall 516-639-1490

Saturday & Sunday April 12th & 13th 9-5PM 21 Meccox Lane (off Little Cobb Road) Look for balloons.




Tag/Yard/Estate Sales YARD SALE We’re Moving 2 dishwashers, Sony color TV’s tons of pottery/ dishes/ glasses. Clothing furr niture, lap top computers, tons of books and children’s toys. Electronics, Marvin double hung winddow. Framed prints, videos and tons of children’s stuff. VCR and DVD players and Much More Sat April 12th 9AM-noon firm no early birds, Rain or Shine 631-537-5929 202 little Noyac path Water Mill YARD SALE April 12, 8- 2, 11 Actors Colony Road, North Haven, four red Windsor chairs, two 1950’s yellow retro stools, red antique bicycle wine rack, TVs and modern TV stand, rocking chair, bikes. clothes, portable 10’ basketball net and more!

Lost/Found LOST: Large Stripped Brown Maine Coon Cat. Male. Last seen North Sea area. 631-668-7022, 631-655-3110.

Pets Unique Dog care. Board, Groom, Train. Country Atmosphere. 2 minutes from Tanger. Customized for your needs. Owner resides on premises. Carolyn Contois, NCMG, CT. 631-655-6006

Automotive ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP 2001 Audi: A6 2.8L Quattro. Loaded. Silver/ Black. Great shape inside and out. $6900. Peter 516-313-0685

BUICK SKYLARK, 1972 2 Door custom convertible Very good condition! Original metallic foreest green v8 350, automatic, new transmission 151k/ AM-FM Drive home: $16,000 neg. Josh: 212-877-12556

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Automotive CA$H FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT (RV’s Boats transport or buy) Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J’S TOWING LIC. 516-383-4403 INS. Cash for cars. Running or not. 631-334-5700. FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales Restoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic car. CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819 Ford F150 Lariat, white 1997. Supercab, short bed, flare side, cap, great shape. $6,000 (631)725-4895 Jaguar XJS. 1991 red convertible.Very good condition. AC. 28,000 miles. Always garaged. Two owners. AM/FM/CD. Leather interior. $10,000 or best offer. 631-324-9824. VOLVO 2000 V70 Wagon 38k miles, Black, loaded, with moonroof, great condition. $10,400 631-276-3126

Catering / Chef Services Offering experienced waitstaff for in-home events or private parties. Melanie 631-594-2063

Classes/Instruction F rench Classes by Native Parisian Adults/ Children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais (631) 725-2128 EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505

Personalization is the key to success. SAT, PSAT, ISEE, SSAT, Academic and Study Skillls Courses. Experienced Tutors, Dedicated Staff, Proven Results. 212-580-1500 S.A.T./ Writing/ HW help Tutor Available. Middlebury and Oxford educated. Experienced, enthusiastic and reasonable. (631)680-8620 TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/C C hildren Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

We Buy Cars


516-504-SOLD (7653)

A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & Professional Organizer. Personal Service. Experience. Reliability. (631) 725-2128

Art/Art Services/Framing

SCULPTURE RESTORATION Spring is Here !! Repair, Renew, Revive. Artisan/ Conservator David Irving Weiner 516-242-5836

A STEP ABOVE HOUSECLEANING. Year round/seasonal service. Reliable, Experienced, Professional & Courteous. Call Maria 631-839-0368. Basement, Attics, Garages: Complete Cleanouts. Interior/ Exterior Demolition. Professional Cleaning Services. 631-298-5362 516-658-5302

Catering / Chef Services EXCELLENT PRIVATE CHEF seeks excellent Manhattan/ Hamptons client. For p rofessional service and disstinctive cuisine contact Andrea: (917)338-6428



Hand cut steaks for next day delivery. Japanese or American. Call Allen 646-772-33155

Cleaning & Restoration Services Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage. Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings. House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate. Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446

Cleaning Cleaning Person. Experienced. Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonabble rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575, 631-591-2178. Experienced Housekeeper will clean and organize your home. Great references and prices. Lurdes 631-875-3641

Financial Services Business & Commercial Loans Arranged. $50,000 Up. Call 631-481-9119. Funds Available For Any Worthwhile Purpose.


The Best Residential Housekeepers.

A BETTER HANDYMAN SERVICE All Home Improvements, Carpentry, House Watching, Minor Repairs, Mildew Removal, Painting, Powerwashing, Roofing, Attic & Basement Clean Out. Licensed & Insured. 631-76 67-2123

HATE PICKING UP DOG POOP IN YOUR YARD? You dont have to! Let HFD Cleaning Service do it for you Call (631)681-2386

Tiles, Painting, Carpentry(interior), Parquet flooring, C rown/base molding.

Flooring CustomWood Floor Refinishing Specializing in the refinishing, installations and repairs of all types of wood floors. Lic./ Ins. 34 years exp. Michael Ambrosio (631)585-1987 Cell (631)767-4169


631-727-2880 631-764--5388 cell


A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Liicensed and Insured. 631-728-8955

HOUSE- OFFICE- Restaurants Apartments. Cell (516) 641-2666 Call Cheap Richard for the best (516) 690-3726 prices on any handyman job. All interior/ exterior improvement, maintenance, power Jurgita & Harold Cleaning washing, stonework. Every Service for all Hamptons (year House Needs A Handyman! round, seasonal). Experience, 631-714-0595, 631-312-8429. excellent references. 631-553-5589 FPB Home Improvements Kitchen & Bath Specialists Roofing, Siding, Windows, POLISH CLEANING Doors, small jobs always welCONNECTION Experienced, come. Lic. Ins. 631-594-2063 dependable, trustworthy, English Handyman For Weekends speaking. Will clean your home. Handles all your References. 631-662-3944. weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday Saldana Cleaning Service. Mete Cell 631-664-5560 Reliable. Experienced. Honest. Afterr 3:30pm House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-604-5438. Mister Handyman Inc. Bonded & Insured. Home Improvement Masonry, Landscaping& Family Services Carpentry, Iron Work & Welding, Renovations, SUE TO THE RESCUE Extensions, General Let me be your helping Hand Repairs & Painting. Child Care, Organizing, Licensed/ Insured. Lite housekeeping, 17 Years Experience. Laundry, Etc. 631-594-1453 516-848-9569 Susan m 631-258-8568

Ask for Val 732-330-00358

Home Improvements FPB Home Improvements Kitchen & Bath Specialists Roofing, Siding, Windows, Doors, small jobs always welcome. Lic. Ins. 631-594-2063

Moving/Storage Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.

Painting/Papering DESMOND PAINTING European Craftsmanship 30 yrs exp. Lic’d & Ins’d. J e r ry Desmond 631-678-2796 desmon

Quality Painting Since 1983. Ginter Home Improvement. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. Windows, doors, kitchens, baths, References. No job too small! closets, basements, decking, 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902. roofing, siding, and tiles. European craftsmanship. Photography/Video Reasonable rates. call Ginter 631-664-8022 Wedding, Events, Family Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skyand Architectural lights, gutters, chimneys, recarPhotography. pentry, decks, siding, repainting, Fresh Look, European Quality antiques. 631-324-2200, 631-942-1427 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200 www.TheHamptons Photography.coom

Internet/Online Services Stop wasting time on the other personals sites. Find your LOCAL match. LOCAL.REAL. FREE.

Landscape/Garden COLORED MULCH: Red, Black & Natural. Honest & Reliable. Free Delivery. Wayne 631-457-0612 Spring’s Coming! Time for Thatching Seeding, Crab grass control, Privet Maintenance, Pruning, Planting, Sod, 631-664-5560 MAC LANDSCAPE & ASSOCIATES, INC. Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturists On Staff.

Pools/Spas PLOVER POOL SERVICE, Inc. Weekly Maintenance $49.95 Open/ Close from $199.95 Repairs & Liner changes 631-871-6769 POOL LINER CHANGES by Falcon Pools Safety Fences - Heaters Openings - Closings F ree Estimates 631-960-5621 Licensed & Insured


22', 220 hp; stern drive. Very good condition & low hours. $23,500 or best offer.

Seeking year round live-in couple as an estate manager and professional chef, or housekeeper for long-term commitment. G reat opportunity for highly intelligent, resourceful couple with excellent communications skills and proven work history. Management responsibilities include knowledge of building systems and ability to perform basic household repairs. Must h ave strong oraganizational skills, familiar with waterfront property and boats.

Call 631-725-0009 or email abramsm1@optonline.. net

Please send ressume with salary range to: 212-717-5048

27 Years of Design, Construction and Maii ntenance (631) 725-1249

Marine SeaRay 215 Express Cruiser 2001

TIARA 2003 31’ open, 139 hours, twin Crusader 385 HP Northstar Furuno and Lorance Electronics. Sleeps 4, Head, Galley, generator, Air, Stereo, TV, yard maintained. Fish or Cruise. Asking $145K Boat in Moriches. 516-639-8527

Sewing Carmen’s Custom Sewing Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

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Gunes Stones LLC. All types of stone work; Cultured stone, Blue stone, Lime stone. Interior and exterior Fireplaces, Driveways Retaining Walls, Stoops, Belgian block, Patios and Walkways. Licensed and insured. Free estimates. 631-422-1698

WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year

Trees/Shrubs Arborvitae, $40 4 Ft Cypress $30 14 Ft Cypress $300 18 Ft Pines $350 More 631-830-1276 Magnificent specimen t rees. 100 large caliber trees, blood maples, different beeches, weeping specimens and a lot more! 631-849-2608 Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

Apartments MANORVILLE $1,600 2 bedroom/ office. New 1,100 sq ft basement apartment with yard and parking. EIK, Breakfast bar, Washer/ dryer, dishwasher, Full Bath, Utilities, Cable TV, Internet, A/C included! 631-874-7662

Commercial BRIDGEHAMPTON OFFICES: 3 rooms, 540 feet, in premier office building. The Sandford House, 2405 Main Street. Ground floor, inside and outside entrances, all utilities included. $3,000/ month. Meisel Real Estate 212-677-1340, 631-537-1673.

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Hampton Bays: 1200 Sq.Ft. Commercial space with office, $1100 per month. Two Offices for Rent. $650 each per month includes electric and heat. 516-456-0991 Quogue: light industrial space available, up to 4,900 sq. ft., will divide. (631)804-2732 Sag Harbor:4500 Sq.Ft indoor/ outdoor space. Newly renovated. High visibility. Excellent parking. 631-725-7189

Out Of Town

Summer Rentals AMAGANSETT


Privacy 5 bedrooms, 6 Baths Central Air Conditioning New, professional gourmet kitchen. Piano, Jacuzzi, heated Pool, lawn and gardens. Near tennis!

Chic home on 2.1 lushly landscaped private acres on quiet street. 3 bedroom ms, 2 baths, study heated pool, Jacuzzi, open living great room, central air, close to beach

July $38,000 August $48,000 J une or Sept $6,500 weekly

July $2 25,000 August $29,000 JULY- LD $44,000 MD- LD $49,000

Block Island, Rhode Island COMMANDING OCEAN VIEWS 6 bedrooms Fully Equipt


973-575-1706, 973-600-7226,

New, 2 blocks from beach,

Bridgehampton or nearby area Studio or Room wanted for one month in July. Call Maryann at 212-941-5504 or Email:

Summer Rentals



Rental Wanted

Summer Rentals

Bridgehampton Village great location, Beautifully furnished traditional, 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, den, sunroom, home office, Large back porch overlooking pool and lushly landscaped property. Walk to town, train, Jitney, Close to Beach MD-LD $60,000 July-LD $50,000 516-658-5728 BRIDGEHAMPTON-VALUE Private 4BR, 3 bath, beautifully furnished home, new pool. Bike to private beach/ Bridgehampton village, walk to winery. Wont Last: MD- LD $36,000 August- LD $20,000


John 917-579-9194 603-275-1417

Bridgehampton South of Hwy.

6 bedrooms, 4 baths.

Bike to Beach/ Walk to town

HDTV, indoor/ outdoor

Great Location ,Quiet Street

sound system,, laundry,

Crisp Modern Renovated Home

DSL. No smoking/ pets.

Sunny 3BR, 2bath, CAC, WBF MD- LD $40K,

July 26th- August 9th

Aug. $19K, July $17K

Bridgehampton. 4 Bedroom, 3 bath, 2 private acres. Great home with pool and large deck. Pretty landscaping. Lots of lawn. Terrific master suite with double Jacuzzi. 2 story great room with beamed ceiling. Minutes to Hampton Classic, Sag Harbor, Ocean Beaches. MD- LD: $39,000. July- LD $37,000. 917-797-8838.

$10,000 (732)754-2052

Call Owner 646-943-3103

Bridgehampton/Watermill “Treetops”


51 Hill Street Southampton 631-283-1000 631-283-2985 fax Email 7am to 6pm Monday to Friday Publication is distributed Thursday & Friday Classified ads appear 3pm Wednesday on Deadlines Classifieds by phone Classifieds by e-mail Service Directory 8 days before publ. Real Estate Clubs 7 days before publ


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Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

Summer Rentals

WESTHAMPTON Secluded wooded 1 acre, 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, All weather tennis court with basketball,, heated pool,

Amagansett WALK TO OCEAN Bright, cheery 3 bedroom, 2 bath Large decks M D- L D $18k 631-267-3326 Amagansett. South of highway. 2 bedroom cottage, new kitchen and bath. Washer/ dryer, heated pool. Walk to village, Jitney, ocean beach. June through September $24,500 (631)495-5118 PM only. Amagansett: Waterview. Charming 2 bed, 1 bath cottage steps to Bay beach. With backyard pond on quiet private road. July 1 -Labor Day $16,500. (631)267-7943

Stunning 180 hilltop ocean, golf view from every room! BRIDGEHAMPTON Secludeed, luxurious 4 bed-

Ultimate Privacy

room, 3.5 bath with 2 story

Heated Pool/ Hot Tub, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, new appliances.

poolhouse/studio, billiard room, piano, heated poo ol, spa and outdoor shower

5K Now - LD $35

with extensive multidecks

Blake (516) 398-7622

on 4 plus wooded acres Bridgehampton Beach House. 4 Bedrooms. 3-minute walk to ocean. Dock w/ canoe, A/C. Privacy. Amazing location! 212-794-1000

Bridgehampton South Secluded, ecclectic haven. Aquebogue-North Fork Walk village, Jitney, Market. Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Bike beach. 3 Bedroom, Sleep Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or loft, 2 bath, Adobe fireplace. weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096 No pets. MD - LD $24,500 212-477-6720 631-537-1151

including golf option!! July $25,000, August $30,000, Both $50,000. Photos available 631-537-9466 for the perfect sum m mer!

jacuzzi, basement lounge with arcade room, Internet,

Multiple week and multiple ad discounts available Ad enhancements available for additional charge

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EAST HAMPTON EAST HAMPTON Immaculate home Tastefully furnished Private setting, 3 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath with gro ound level office and family room. Open design, cathedral ceilings, great for entertaining. Mastee r bedroom suite on separate floor with balcony and loft area. F rench doors in living room overloo ok heated pool, deck, and beautiful landscaping.

Gorgeous Large 1 Bedroom Duplex Apartment. IF QUALITY & THREAD COUNT MATTER, must see deesigner decorated living room, dining area, flat screen TV, 1-1/2 baths, AC, hardwood floors throuughout overlooking pool and English gardens with koi pond. PLENTY OF PRIVACY USE OF POOL WALK TO EVE E RYTHING Ideal for one or two. No smoking, pets. MD- LD $20,000.

Teak furniture on outdoor dining deck with Webee r gas grill. Fireplace, central air, central vac. TVs with Cable/VCR/DVD and cable modem in officce. Indoor/outdoor sound system. MD- LD. $35,000 917-375-3915

EAST HAMPTON Gorgeous 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath pristine front porch Traditional on private half acre with heated pool. Minutes walk from town center and railroad. Separate cottage/ pool house with fulll bath. F rench country feeling throughout. Spectacular brand new state-of-the-art eat-in kitchen and bath, new French doors, separate dining/ family room, hardwood floors and wood-burning stove. Must see! $42,500 Memorial Day- Labor Day Call Ron n: 516-721-1556

Carol (631)329-0270 after 5PM

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EAST HAMPTON NEW CONTEMPORARY Spacious Bright Open 28 x 26 GREAT ROOM Five Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths Heaated pool, Deck, Patio Central Air, Fireplace Beautifully Landscaped MD-LD, $42,000 631-987-8970/ 631 1-331-7857

East Hampton/ Sag HarborContemporary saltbox with 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, lovely heated pool in private setting, CAC, fireplace and extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. Long season $35,000 also available year- round. 212.229.8053

East Hampton Northwest Woods Village fringe

4 Bedrooms, 2 Baths

4200 sq ft Classic post modern 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths on 2 private acres Heated pool and decks Beautiifully landscaped

East Hampton/ Springs

June $20,000, July $40,000 August $40,000 Memorial Day-Labor Day $79,000 631-228-4507, leave message

East Quogue Summer Rental Secluded at end of private rd. 5 bedroom 3.5 bath 3600 sq ft 40x20 L shape heated pool Hot Tub, Outside shower 3 fpl, Baby Grand Piano pool table, basketball, CAC Monthly $18,000 Season $34000 Includes all 631- 431- 5143

with skylights. Beautifully landscaped, private, sunny. Large deck, heated pool, outdoor shower,

East Quogue: Waterfront Inn Beach, Dock, Private Furnished Rooms from $2,000 total. MD September 15th. 631-728-9835

central air, audio, cable. internet Close to beaches and restaurants.

Community tennis across street

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MD- LD $30,000 Extended season possible 917-836-05550 or

G reenport: Small church totally renovated with modern conveniences, stained glass windows, furnished. Walk to everything. Great lovers hideaway. Principals. 15 miles to Hamptons. Extended summer rental. $17,500 631-477-8691 #163156

Hampton Bays Waterfront, 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath, 3300 sq. ft East Hampton - WATERhome on bay, sandy beach, tenEast Hampton: Amazing modFRONT 4 Bedroom, 2 Baths, nis,heated endless pool, much ernist, great value! 3 bedroom CAC. Furnished Mint Chalet Inmore, 60k MD-LD suites, new heated pool/ waterspired Home w/ Heated Pool. Hampton Bays New 4 bedroom East Hampton South: Walk to falls. Voluptuous landscaped Lions Head Beach Community. 3.5 bath,near bay and ocean acre. Has everything! Memorial Canoe Included! $45k MD- LD beach, village, jitney. 4 bed$17,000 MD-LD rooms, 4 baths. Master Suite DayLabor Day $45,000. June Call Nathan, LSA 516-424-1404 Hampton Bays Waterfront, 3 with w dressing, sitting. Bal$12,000. July $20,000. August bedroom 1 bath private beach cony, Lr, Dr, Chefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen. $24,000 East Hampton Charming vilcottage $17,000 MD-LD Pool. Extensive mature grounds. lage cottage. 1 bedroom plus Hamptons Coastal Realty Private. CAC. Garage. july 516-676-7779. 516-448-2321. loft is convenient to all. Walk to 631-728-8877. $45,000 917-971-1885 or town, village shopping and dinCell# 631-365-3828 212-772-9174 EAST HAMPTON: Super ing. MD- LD $14,000, or year family house, Tennis, heated round $24,000. Call for more EAST HAMPTON child safe Pool, Spa, Great Yard, info. 631-324-1240 Hampton Bays Waterfront. July VILLAGE 4 bedroom, CAC, Family, Sun, 4th or LD Week. Furnished 1 Dining, Piano, exercise Rec/ On beautiful, tree-lined Gym rooms, close to village and bedroom. Second floor renovated apartment approximately street. Walk to all. beaches. July $28,000. Weekly 700'. Skylight, wood floors, bay Charming, renov vated $8000. 631-324-8260 view. $3,500 either week. $10K 4 bedroom, 2 bath, new kitchen, East Hampton: 3 BR cottage in July or August- LD. prime location. Walk to Main St. 917-287-1778. Season $40,000 Bike to Main Beach. 4 bikes 917-714-6432 avail. for free/ loan. 1 wk East Hampton Hampton Bays/ Southampton ($2,800) to multiple wk rentals Contemporary Retreat water view efficiency and 1avail. MD-LD. 646-246-4725 East Hampton village. 3 bedNewly renovated bedroom unit. Furnished. Full rooms, 2 bath, air conditioning, sunny saltbox season. Reasonable. Call pool, deck, private yard. Tastefully furnished EAST HAMPTON: adorable 4 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 $19,800. (631)897-2151 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. bedroom cottage .Close to all, Master suite has adjoining East Hampton, Northwest Hampton Bays: Waterfront, MD- LD . $21,000 large bath/ Jacuzzi. White contemporary Very secluded 3 bedroom plus 516-982-6186 Finished Basement with Heated pool, Central air loft house on Peconic Bay. Prirec/ media room, East Hampton: Renovated 3 4 bedrooms, 2 baths vate beach adjacent to nature laundry, maids room BR, hot tub, close to Ocean, Walk to water preserve. Spectacular sunsets. 2 full bath. Plasma TVs in Bays and Village. Seasonal WIFI baths, central air, washer dryer, each room. Mature $27,000 or yearly rental kayaks. Available MD- LD landscaping with Jull y 1 -Labor Day $28,000 $25k, partial summer possible. child-safe, heated pool July $13,000 Call 718-499-8079. Location on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay August -Labor Day $15,000 photos can be emailed. beaches. Central Air, EAST QUOGUE 703-994-1009 wireless internet access. HAMPTON POINT Hampton Bays: 4 BR, 2.5 bath East Hampton. Exquisite waterhome with wood floors, CAC, front location, 3 acres on Accagranite and more. Steps to the August $188,500 Fully renovated bonac Harbor. 3 bedroom, 2 Ocean, Bay, Village and night Designer cottage life. $20,000 July & Aug. Owner: bath. 1 bedroom on first floor, second floor has 2 bedrooms (631)804-7426 2 bedrooms East Hampton Dune Alpin with skylit bath and loft. 2 story 1 block to priva a te beach. Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus living room with fireplace and Hampton Bays: Waterfront sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 French doors onto wrap around Shinnecock Bay, fantastic views, Baths, central air. pool and decks. Outdoor shower, CAC. MD- LD $19,500 privacy, abuts nature preserve, 4 tennis. Bike to ocean. Walk to Sparkles with country charm and BR 3.5 bath, heated pool, hot Rentable year round Red Horse. MD- LD $40,000 atmosphere. $20,000 August tub, paddle tennis/ basketball 631-204-0185 Owner 212-228-9678 LD or $35,000 July 1 - LD. court. $30k July or Aug. 631-537-7519 Call 973-325-0101. 631-875-6226

Summer Rentals Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 Bridgehampton South -Modern 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, pool, private grounds, walk to Ocean Beach. Folio# 5783. Memorial Day -Labor Day $90,000. July-Labor Day $75,000. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Bridgehampton Village SOH 2,000 sq.ft. home 3bedrooms, 1.5bath plus garage/studio, tennis. July-Aug $30,000 Folio#4286 Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002 East Hampton - 3,200 square ft. Post Modern New Construction, close to village 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, garage with bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Memorial Day to Labor Day $55,000. July to Labor Day $42,000. July $20,000. August to Labor Day $28,000. Weekly $5,300. Will consider extended season. Folio#16089. Call Anthony Hayes at 516-768-8037. North Haven - Sailboat races, patios, pink sunrises! Five-bedroom, four-bath, cathedral ceiling. Media-room. August $70,000. Folio#19224. Call Muriel Falborn 631-291-3924. Sagaponack South - 2 private acres, Traditional Hamptons home offers 7 bedrooms, 7 baths, Heated pool, gym & home theatre. Close to Ocean! Summer 2008 $250,000. July - Labor Day 2008 $190,000. July $90,000. August-LD $100,000. September 2008 $40,000. Folio# 5786. Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552. Sagaponack - Private & Immaculate. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Heated pool, living room w/ fpl, 2 car garage. Summer $95,000. Annually $115,000. Folio# 19112. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Sagaponack - One story 2,500 sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, CAC, handicap accessible. Folio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Yearround $65,000. Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002 Sag Harbor - Bay 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths 3,000 sq.ft. with teak decking, pool. Nicely appointed. MD-LD $70,000. July-LD $60,000, July $30,000 August-LD $35,000. Folio #5405 Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002 Southampton - Handhewn beams, country, 1760's 3-bedroom, 3-bath, near ocean/cinema; professional stove, MD-LD $36,000. Folio#19224. Call Muriel Falborn, 631-537-2000x316.

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection Cottages to Castles 1-800-870-0474 Hampton Bays Waterfront Studio pool $3,300 plus Hampton Bays 1 bedroom cottage$6,600 plus Hampton Bays 2 bedroom waterfront pool $6,600 plus Hampton Bays Newly renovated 4 bedroom steps to ocean and clubs $18,000 Hampton Bays 5 bedrooms 2 baths pool $26,000 Shinnecock Hills Almost new 5 bedroom 4 bath pool $33,000 Water Mill 5 bedrooms 3 baths pool $45,000

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Hamptons Realty Group Sag Harbor (631)725-2252

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Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100

Quogue - Canal Front Gem with Sag Harbor Village 3 bedroom, four bedrooms and three baths, 2 bath, central air, heated pool. stone's throw to ocean ROW, AUG $27,500. List ID # 519218 $40,000.00 July-L.D. Wainscott Brand new, high end, 5 bedroom, 4 bath, heated pool, fireplaces in and out, too many extras to mention, close to ocean beaches. M D- L D $120,000, JUL $50,000, AUG $55,000, Year Round $160,000. List ID # 521076 Sag Harbor Village Renovated classic, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, central air, beautifully furnished, piano, updated electronics and computer. AUG $15,600. List ID # 515592

N orth Haven Waterfront 5 Westhampton Newer Post 5 bedroom, 5 bath, designer debedrooms 3-5 baths pool close to tailed, French Country Manor, all $35,000 gourmet kitchen, heated waterside pool, exquisitely furnished, Southampton mini estate 4000 landscaped gardens, multiple ensq. ft. 5 bedroom 4 baths pool tertaining areas inside and out. hot tub $60,000 M D -L D $250,000, JULY $95,000, AUG $150,000. List Partial rentals also available ID # 520746 weekly monthly Sag Harbor Village Private and secluded, completely renovated, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, central air, heated pool. JUL -L D $ 29,000. List ID # Hamptons Realty Group 301110 11 Madison Street, Sag Harbor Sag Harbor Waterfront Reno(631)725-2252 vated beach house with sunset views. Adorable 3 bedroom, 2 email: bath with large deck overlooking magical and spacious yard with Bay y Point Sag Harbor 3 bednew dock. M D- L D $42,000, room, 1 bath, waterfront with JUL $20,000, AUG $22,000. deep water dock. M D- L D List ID # 520222 $40,000, Year Round $50,000. List ID # 518488 P roperty pictures available at: by List ID # Sag Harbor Village New construction, English Farmhouse, 3 Jamesport. Charming cottage. bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, 2 bedrooms. Available April central air, gourmet kitchen, -Oct., MD- LD, monthly, or screened porch, beautifully furweekly. Contact nished. M D- L D $55,000, JUL $20,000, AUG $23,000. List ID # 520643 Sag Harbor Village 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage, central air, decks and gardens. M D -L D $15,000. List ID # 517966

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

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LANDLORDS, PROTECT YOURSELVES! Southampton Town’s Strict Residential Law Now in Effect!! If you plan on renting your home seasonally or year round, you are NOW REQUIRED to file an extensive rental permit application. Your failure to obtain this permit can result in CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LIABILITY and LOSS OF YOUR RENTAL INCOME. The firm of Edward Burke, Jr. & Associates, LLC (62 Main Street, P.O. Box 3319, Sag Harbor, NY 11963) specializes in this application process and has the expertise to assist you in all phases of this law. Call 631-725-3131 Email:

Quogue - Pristine Contemporary with four bedrooms and three baths, heated pool and all weather tennis court, $25,000.00 August-L.D. Westhampton - Newly constructed waterfront home with floating dock, 6 bedrooms, five plus full baths, CAC, heated pool, two car garage, beautiful private grounds, $95,000.00 MD-LD available yearly for $115,000.00 McCoy & McCoy Real Estate 2987 Montauk Highway Sagaponack, NY 11962 (631)537-0600 ***OUR NEW CONVENIENT LOCATION ON THE SOUTH CORNER OF SAGG ROAD & MONTAUK HWY. (BY THE TRAFFIC LIGHT)*** Sagaponack Enjoy it all, secluded Country French Traditional (1.5 acres) 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 luxurious baths, large master suite w two walk in closets, cozy sitting room w fireplace, living room w vaulted ceilings & huge fire place, central a/c, gated rear yard & pool area (heated gunite pool) Minutes to beach and shopping. No smoking or pets July- Labor Day $95,000 Sagaponack Relax on a 4+ private acres traditional with a Caribbean Flair. Only minutes from beach and shopping. 4 beds 3 bath central a/c heated gunite pool (w lap lane) hot tub for 12, gym and game room too! Memorial- Labor Day $65,000 Bridgehampton South Walk to Bridgehampton Golf Course from this charming Victorian 4 lovely bedroom, 2 baths, pool memorial- Labor Day $65,000 MONTAUK Gurney’s Inn Resort and Spa OCEANFRONT Sleeps 4 1 unit July 25th- Aug. 1st 3 units Aug. 1st- Aug. 8th 1 unit Aug. 8th- Aug. 15th $2,400 weekly neg. 631-929-3786 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 Southampton Condo - Near Ocean Convenience! Village location, pool and tennis relaxing amenities, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, patio, central air. MD - LD $22,000

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Southampton - Serene Location Near Golf and Bay! Casual one-level, pretty grounds, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, heated pool. MD - LD $29,900 Southampton - Bay to Ocean Waterview Vistas! On high contemporary, cathedral ceilings, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, decks, pool. MD - LD $45,000

Waterfront with dock. Bring the boat (up to 32 ft.)

Shinnecock Hills - Private Contemporary Retreat! Relax, entertain, ideal summer getaway, 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, central air, heated pool, pool house. MD LD $65,000

MD - LD $35,000. Monthly/ extended season available.

Quogue - 4 Bedroom, 3 Baths, CAC Upscale Furnished Contemporary on One Acre w/ Heated Pool & Tennis Court. $55k MD- LD (Monthly Rates Available) Call Nathan, LSA 516-424-1404 QUOGUE AREA LUXURY RENTAL MD- LD 2008 $125,000 6 Bedrooms + Office + 7 Baths, 9,000 sq.ft. Post Modern. Built 2006. 1st Floor Master Suite, Heated Pool, Gym and Private. Close to Ocean & Restaurants. Call for Virtual Tour. OWNER 917--301-2416. Please No Groups. Quogue Builders Home PRISTINE CONDITION 6 bedroom, 5+ baths, AC 6 TVs, 6 phones Master bedroom with Jacuzzi, TV, DVD, Stereo Outside deck Office with internet Eat in kitchen stainless steel and granite 2 dishwashers, 2 refrigerators Laundry room, 2 dryers Powder room

3 bedroom, 2 bath cottage on sandy beach. Totally renovated. Pets O.K.


SAG HARBOR HAVE IT ALL! Tennis court, pool and privacy in a desirable area. 4 bedrooms, 5 baths, garage and finished basement on 1.5 acres. MD- LD $55,000

SAG HARBOR Beautiful spacious home close to most villages and beaches. Heated pool and hot tub with extensive decking and balconies on 1 acre. 2 story great room, 3/ 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Master suite with whirlpool tub and private d eck, garage. July $20,000

Lena (917)287-4339 or lkoutsoyiannis@ C21 Agawam Albb ertson

Outdoor hot tub, shower, bathroom 40 x 20 inground heated pool with child proof fence Playground Outdoor entertainment area with furnitu u re and lighting May 15th-September 15th or extended season $50,000 516-984-0754 REMSENBERG Beach house. East, West water views, private dock on dead-end street, contemporary, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, Season $22,000 Partial available. RE Gayle Lopata 516-443-7055

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Airy, comfortable, newly renovated home. 5 bedrooms, 2 baths, livinng room/ fireplace, oversized kitchen/ dining/ living area, CAC, internet, big deck. June $10,000 0; July $13,000 August $14,000 917-363-1758 email: Sag Harbor 2 bedroom near village, beach. MD- LD $14,000; July- August $10,000 516-459-9598 Sag Harbor Village Walk to town, one block to Haven Beach, immaculate newly decorated, 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, Air conditioning, large yard, huge deck, all amenities. $45,000 MD - LD 631-899-3671 516-524-7074 Sag Harbor Village: Newly renovated, 2 BR apt in heart of historic district, 1 block from water. Long season, May 1- Oct. 1, $15,000. (631)725-1743 Sag Harbor Waterfront Large 1BR . Boater’s delight! Facing pool, pond and cove. Private entrance. Dock available. MDLD includes utilities, wireless internet. Walk to town & tennis. $13,600. 646-594-4244 Sag Harbor, Noyac: Charming Cape Cod near beach. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Lovely enclosed porch. Memorial Day through Labor Day $19,500. 631-725-4784, 631-219-6285 Sag Harbor. 4,000 sq ft brand new luxurious house. 5 bedrooms, 4,5 baths, 2 living rooms, office, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen, 2 fireplaces, 2 car garage, headed in-ground pool, big beautiful yard, fenced in gate. Near ocean/ bay beaches. MD- LD $65,000 or July 1stMD $45,000. Serious inquires only. Owner (631)725-4790

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SAG HARBOR Village Beautiful restoration of a classic 5 BR, 5.5 bath house for rent in the historic seection of the village. Minutes walk to the shops & restaurants of the village & local parks. Only 10 mins drive to the beautiful ocean beaches of Bridgehampton & Sagaponack. • 40 x 18 gunite pool with poolhouse (shower, toilet & kitchenette) • On nearly an acre • Single car garage, parking for 4 cars • Custom kitchen w/ separate breakfast room • Family room • Formal DR • Study/ office w/ separate entrance • Front parlor& entrance vestibule • Original fireplace • MBR with outside sun deck • Junior MBR w/ access to covered porches • Laundry room • Approx. 1,000 sq. ft. walk out basement • South-west facing covered porches, patio and grounds. $95k MD- LD July- Aug. $80k Contact Bob 917-885-9650 or 631-899-9073 E-mail:

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Sag Harbor. Charming sunny 1 bedroom furnished apt. Close to village, beach. MD- LD $7000, includes all. 631-725-6030.

Sagaponack South designer 1740’s barn. 4 acres, 3 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, chef’s kitchen, 2 fireplaces, surround sound, heated gunite pool, guest cottage. Season $80,000; JulyAugust $60,000. (631)834-4853

Sag Harbor: Entire upstairs, cathedral ceilings, skylights, large master bedroom, fireplace. Separate entrance via 35-foot deck. One mile to beach. $16K MD- LD. 631-899-3876. Sag Harbor: Noyac Rd., charming 2 BR, tiled bath, sun porch or deck dining, outdoor shower, all appliances, walk to beach/ market. July $6,500. Aug. $7,500 Other terms possible. 631-929-8433. 631-725-8589 weekends.

BRIDGEHAMPTON/ SAGAPONACK 4600 sq. ft. Traditional,

Spacious home- MUST SEE4 bedrooms (2 master suites), 3.5 baths, gree at room w/fpl, IG Pool, CAC, indoor & outdoor Jacuzzi, large brick terrace, 1.5 acres park like setting

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3 Bedrooms + loft, 2.5 Baths, Garage & Basement, Pool, Playground, Basketball. Near Village & Beaches.

Private Community

MD- LD $40k Also for sale.

Peconic Bay


Call Lisa, R.E. 631-793-7329 (no fee) 3 Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths, Heated Pool & Spa, SOUTHAMPTON Outdoor Shower,


MD- LD $75,000.

1 bedroom cottage.

July $30k Aug. $35k

15 x 35 pool,

year round available.


pool house pond with bath,


heated pool, Vikking grill,


exquisitely furnished.

Gorgeous 4 BR, 3 baths,

Near village and Hospital

CAC, in- ground pool,


wireless internet.

through labor day.

Stunning Sunsets!

Contact owner Marilyn

View 516-906-5765 Inquire For Monthly.

Shelter Island. 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, built in pool. Sleeps 9. Screened in porch near water. Kayaks and bikes. MD-LD $21,000 No smoking, no pets. 631-926-2920.

July $20,000 August $25,000

Bike to beach. MD- LD $22,000

631-266-1759, 516-376-1329

(212)360-7100 (office)


(917)273-8710 (cell)

For photos e-mail:

July or Aug $40K

MD- LD $54,000

MD- LD D $50,000

Available: June, J uly, August

Boat Ramp & Mooring.

631-283-0552 631-267-6182

SOUTHAMPTON SHINNECOCK HILLS 2nd story studio apartment. Private entrance, brand new, fully furniished, kitchenette. UTILITIES & WIRELESS INCLUDED. No pets. MD- LD $10,000; $1,400 year- round. (631)259.2204

(917)273-8710 CAC, Tennis Courts,

walk to everything. Extended season or

Gourmet kitchen,

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finished basement apartment,

3 car garage, CAC, heated gunite pool. Near

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SOUTHAMPTON New Townhouse Community Decorator Furnished G reat Location

5 BR, 3.5 baths,

beaches & villages. SAGAPONACK with BENZ

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John 917-478-9045 Southampton 5 bedroom, 3 bath, pool, golf course front. July to Labor Day $45,000 516-356-7016


Southampton New home Water view, 4 bedroom, 4 bath, theatre/ media room, central air, Steam Room, 2 car garage, 20 x 40 inground pool, 5,000 sq. ft. MD- LD $90,000 631-806-4864

Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful, 1 and 2 bedroom apartments, completely furnished, each with private entrances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Cable, internet included. Available MD- 9/30 No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 02/8/2008 AMAGANSETT Davey to Peter & Yaela GAYER, 12 Dune Hill Road 1,590,000

BRIDGEHAMPTON Scott to Edward GERSOWITZ, 539 Butter Lane 2,075,000 Mance to Jeremy & Raquel PALMER, 393 Lumber Lane 3,275,000

CALVERTON R & A Mangt Inc to KNOLLS OF BAITING HOLLOW LLC, Bluffs Dr. North 2,505,984

EAST HAMPTON Crawford to Suelyn & Julien FAREL,132 Springy Banks Road, 1,240,000 Tarbet to Ward & Patricia CAREY, 12 Fieldview Lane, 3,200,000 Carey to John & Lori REINSBERG, 54 Dunemere Lane, 6,325,000

EAST MARION Anrig--MORRIS, Ian & Amanda--1595 Aquaview Road 1,225,000



and 03/20/2008

Tannhauser Trust to Robert & He-Yeuna TANNHAUSER, 12 Sun Court. 1,400,000


Starkand to 26 NORTH HAVEN WAY LLC, 26 North Haven Way, 2,410,000


Love Ln Acquisition Corp to PECONIC TRUST INC, 650 1st St, 2,050,000 Sea Gull Hill Rd to Stephen & Amy YOUNG, 6 Sea Gull Hill Rd, 2,650,000

SAG HARBOR Albinger to SUFFOLK HARBOR LLC,17 Suffolk Street, 3,500,000

SAGAPONACK Spier to FAIRFIELD POND PARTNERS LLC, 39 Fairfield Pond Ln, 22,000,000

SHELTER ISLAND Dunhill Family Partners to Neil CARRAGHER, 22 Prospect Ave, 2,900,000

SOUTHAMPTON McFadden to FIRST NECK LANE TRUST, 300 First Neck Lane, 19,000,000 Queller to Daniel NISSANOFF, 36 Woodland Farms Road, 2,875,000

Bolster to Andrew & Lorraine DODGE, 300 Halsey Neck Lane, 5,300,000 Kennedy to Lawford Trust, 155 FIRST NECK LLC, 155 First Neck Ln, 9,800,000 Middle Line Prop LLC to Robert CASTRACANE, 3 West Hills Court,3,095,000 Roumano WH LLC to MEDALLION INC,19 Duck Pond Ln, 11,440,000

SOUTHOLD Christie to BELLE VIEW LLC, 250 Midway Road, 1,114,825

WAINSCOTT EH Plumbing & Heating to JOJOBEN LLC, 348 Montauk Hwy, 1,200,000 Pfeifle to David & Amy FLANNERY, 250 Mecox Road, 1,275,000

WATER MILL Ayoub to Chuck BURGESS, 39 Bob White Drive, 1,275,000 Xenopoulos to ANNA WILLIAMS TRUST, Old Mill Road, 2,000,000 779 Dune Road LLC to David CRAVER, 779 Dune Road, 3,800,000 Lakeview Assos of NY LLC to Gregory D'ALBA, 292 Deerfield Rd 4,100,000 Picozzi to Robert & Eunice BURNETT, Julie Pond Drive, 4,600,000

Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period AMAGANSETT


Flynn to Philip & Patricia IRVING, 18 Broadhollow Road, 510,000

Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000

Robbins to Cristina & Michael SPINDLER, 23 Cranberry Hole Rd, 655,000

Holdsworth to 46 NEWTON ROAD LLC, 46 Newton Road LLC, 545,000

Phillips to John & Lisa IULO, 30 Beach Avenue, 682,000

Von Oehsen to David & Catherine VON OEHSEN, 220 Town Ln, 840,000

Gardner to Wayne & Janet CELAURO, 15 Red Creek Circle, 680,000

B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000

Johnson to Ronald MONGELLUZZO, 10 Pepi Court, 830,000

J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000

Smith to Michael & Alice McGRATH, 4 Rehan Avenue, 830,000

Schaffer to Elise HORNING, Gail NEWMANN, 6 Simpson Rd, 500,000


Piotrowski to Alda STIPANOV, 37 Glade Road, 550,000 Straniero to Paul & Dorota CLEGG, 160 Montauk Highway, 627,500 Koppinger to Valeria POLLAK, 136 Cove Hollow Road, 678,000 Stotzky to Rita LINDER & Perry ARNOLD, 34 Runnymede Drive, 719,000 Gettinger to Bram WEBER, 54 Whooping Hollow Road, 815,000


Gleason to Nicholas FARMAKIS, 230 Greenway West. 620,000



Ivester to Deidre & Jean-Pierre RIOU, 2 Washington Street, 800,000


Kadlec Trust to Jane KOLBENHEYER, 17 Maylen Drive, 540,000

Gendusa to Buddy EVANS, 40 Wooded Oak Lane, 840,000

Hatch to James TAYLOR, Anik PEARSON, 12 John Street, 500,000

Valli to Wayne & Linda VIVIANO, 2 Staller Drive, 510,000

Sound Housing LLC to W. Johann 501 Willow Pond Dr, 270,980

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990

Mayer to Nicholas & Eugenia HATGIPETROS, 19 Fairline Drive, 550,000

J & K Cicciari to M. Mazzeo, 43 Blueberry Cmn, 317,000

Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000

Corredor to Louis KENNEDY, 416 Montauk Highway, 600,000

Windcrest Riverhead & J & N Roughan, 7 Green Ash St, 525,000

Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000

Rhodes to William & Katherine IOANNIDES, 152 Malloy Drive, 975,000

Riverhead Reeves Assoc to HILLENBRAND, 81 Bellflower Court, 502,000



T. Shillo to W & P Mallinson, Sappho Rd, 30,000


Est. Kelly to John & Kathleen PATURNO, 3 Peconic Overlook Dr, 500,000



Kakerbeck to Jonathan & Ann AUERBACH, 310 Sagg Road, 740,000

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 23 Gianna Court, 569,990 Majors Path LLC to Gary & Deborah SAPORTA, 8 Savannah Ln, 759,990


Grant to Patrick & Siobhan O'DRISCOLL, 4695 South Harbor Rd, 560,000


Lucka to Charles CARRE, 51 Toppings Path, 935,000

Birchwood at Wading River to Edward GROCE,136 Canterbury Dr, 517,900

R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000

J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750



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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Storybook cottage nestled in flower garden on private acre. Light streams into 2.5 bedrooms, dining room, living room, porch, pine wicker. All amenities. Bike to everything. MD- LD $19,000. 631-283-3339, 212-255-2927, (cell) 917-797-0082

Southampton Village- Lovely 1 bedroom Memorial Day- Labor Day. $13,500. (917)374-3682 Southampton Village: Parkland setting private community with pool, tennis; Walk/ bike to ocean. Spacious sun-filled house, 3 beds, 3.5 baths, central air, WiFi. July-Labor Day $65,000 includes most services. Call 917-940-0822 to view. Southampton- Post modern, 4 bedroom, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool, first floor master, great location! MD- LD $44,000. 631-287-0528


Beautiful Fourteen Hills Court Area Private wooded 3 Acres,

Summer Rentals

Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughoout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Lann dscaped. Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage.


Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell

3 Bedrooms/ 2 Bath

WESTHAMPTON 1 BR Cottage pool, tennis, docking. May 15th- June 25th $5,000 Aug 5th- Sept 15th $5,000 or Weekly 631-882-1986

WESTHAMPTON 5 bedroom, 3 bath

cul-de-sac. Walk to bay. MD- July $25k Aug- LD $25k MD- LD $40k 347-623-8499

Full Summer Plus $39,000 (917) 642-3228

SPRINGS: ARCHITECT HOUSE. 2 bedrooms, 2 bath, huge kitchen. Tons of glass. Lap pool. Central A/C. July, $11,500. August 1 - Labor Day, $14,500. July 1 - Labor Day, $25,000. 212-966-0865. Wainscott South: 3 bedroom 2 bath. Heated pool, fireplace. Walk to Jitney, bike to beach. Memorial Day -Labor Day $48,000. (917)319-2274

Water Mill North of Highway. Spectacular ocean view. 3+ Bedroom Contemporary, 3.5 Baths. Newly renovated & furnished, large decks, heated inground gunite pool set on secluded 5 acre wooded lot. Very private. Centrally located just minutes to villages and bay/ ocean beaches. $75,000 season. For appointment, email Dan (516)480-3302 WATER MILL/ Southampton Beautiful Fourteen Hills Court Area. Private wooded 3 Acres, 3 Bedrooms/ 2 Bath, CAC, Heated Gunite Pool, Huge deck. Full Summer Plus $39,000. (917)642-3228

Water Mill: brand new 6 BR, 7 bath house,heated gunite pool, Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 tennis, waterviews MD - LD, $155,000. July-Aug. Avail. Summer, $24,000 Year Round. Extended or year round avail. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. 631-726-5352 a WAINSCOTT- Victorian's studio. Private entrance, terrace, cathedral ceilings, kitchen, air. Season +free week $17,000. 631-806-5442 Water Mill With Farm Views Walk to Southampton Village from this open living/ dining Ranch House. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, finished basement with 3rd full bathroom. Central air. Heated pool with large deck on 3/4 of an acre.MD-LD $45,000 Call 631-267-8598 631-804-5692

WEST HAMPTON CONDO ON DUNE ROAD BEACH West Hampton Bath & Tennis 1 bedroom suite oveerlooking ocean. Prime unit, marina, tennis, pool, spa, gym, restaurants... Available daily, weeekly, monthly. By Owner. Call Jeff: daytime 201-288-8818 or Cell 201-723-9440

WESTHAMPTON 6 bedroom, 4 bath house, asking $40,000. Also available monthly. Heated pool, tennis, hot tub, central air, beach access 212-980-1212


Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house

G reat room leads to oceanside deck with 2 electric awnings and a heatted pool & hot tub. Master with bath plus 3 guest bedrooms and 3 baths. CAC.

pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available

Terrific ocean & bay views One of a kind Immaculate condition July 1 - LD $80,000 July $40,000 August $45,000 Exclusive Listing IN#88184

with all ammenities.

THE MARKETPLACE 631-288-6996

Owner 212-579-4964

Year-Round Rentals


Contemporary 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths, central air,

Westhampton Beach Oceanfront: 5 bedroom, 3baths Maintenance free, almost new $2M. MD- LD $65,000 Owner 914-646-1587 Westhampton Beach, Beautiful Waterfront Studio. Includes Tennis/ Pool/ Beach/. Weekly, monthly, Seasonal. Reasonable. 845-558-1889, 201-934-0878.

fireplace, high ceilings with skyligh h ts, wrap around deck, 1 mile to town.

Year round $36,000.

631-288-5450 631-728-0263

Contact Fran

East Hampton. Hamptons getaway all year! Sunny 2 bedroom, 1 bath, deck, 1/2 acre near town. $24,000 yearly unfurnished plus Westhampton Beach: Designer utilities, can furnish. Summer rental possible. Call Steve furnished, 1 bedroom Cottage. (631)902-9631 Sleeps 4, AC, pool, walk to town. 631-727-0626


MD- LD $21,000

New wall-to-wall carpet New tile in bathroom & kitchen Lots of storage Beautiful tree lined street Deck $1800 monthly plus utilities 631-723-3069

Hampton Bays: Immaculate 1 bedroom apartment, air conditioning, wood floors, close to beaches. $1,100 monthly utilities included. Available April 15th. (631)287-4552 Hampton Bays: Pristine 5 room apt., with finished basement, nestled on estate like acre, deck, $1,900. plus utilities, no pets. (917)443-7279 Hampton Bays: Private studio apartment. Walk to beach, suitable 1 only, no smokers/ no pets. Utilities included $900 month. 631-728-2718 Avail March 1 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000


Westhampton Beach. New. 5 bed, 5 bath. Heated pool plus child fence. Includes beach pass. July $15,950. 917-617-1235.

Westhampton Beach: Waterfront 3 bedroom, 2 bath, large deck, dock, walk to beach. Great views/ sunsets. $14k August. Also available weekly 201-722-7052

2 bedrooms Large eat-in-kitchen Washer / dryer, air conditioner All new appliances

Weekly or weekends.



newly renovated, private 20x40 pool/ spa, quiet

Year-Round Rentals


on 6 acres. Heated gunite CLICK.... STARHAMPTON.COM 631-288-5450

CAC, Heated Gunite Pool, Huge deck.


Westhampton Beach Oceanfront

Well-appointed, sun-filled, MD-LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 3 million

Summer Rentals

East Hampton: Available now! Delightful, light, airy private contemporary tucked into peaceful, wooded setting. Midway between East Hampton And Sag Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 baths. Master Jacuzzi, sunny pool, central air. fireplace. Photos available. $46,000. Call owner (646)246-7227

Year-Round Rentals

Brii dgehampton Village - Steps to World Pie, 4bedrooms, 1.5 baths, Large LR, Parlour, Kitchen & Pantry. Unfurnished. $36,000. Annually. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. East Hampton Village - Centrally located & close to Village, Walk or Bike! 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, living room with fireplace, garage. Annually $55,000.Folio# 5410. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. North Haven Waterviews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - 4,000sf. New Construction, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen, fireplace, Heated gunite pool , Crawl to the beach. Annually $130,000. Folio# 17790. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Year-Round Rentals

Year Round $2,300 WESTHAMPTON BEACH 1 BR Dune Road condo. Across from ocean beach on marina. Weekly $1,600 Flexible Schedule. (917)691-2098

Private road, 1+ acre,

Sag Harbor Cottages

bike to beach, fully furnished 2.5 bedroom, 2.5 baths, washer/ dryer.

Email: Cell 917-821-9991

Reserve Now for Spring & Summer 2008! Available for day, weekend, week, month and summer season. Minutes from Sag Harbor & East Hampton, public golf course, All amenities including AC, cable TV, high speed internet, microwave, refrigerator & beach passes. Call 631-725-7200 for rates and availability

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Year-Round Rentals

Year-Round Rentals

H ampton Country Real Estate 631-537-2000

Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474

Southampton. Newly renovated studio cottage, suitable for 1. $850 monthly plus electric. 1 month security, 1 month rent. No pets, no smoking. (516)624-0568

Sag Harbor-Year Round! 4 bdrm, 3 bth, living room with vaulted ceiling and fireplace, pool, and finished basement, yearround $60,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777 Sagaponack - Private & Immaculate. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Heated pool, living room w/ fpl, 2 car garage. Summer $95,000. Annually $115,000. folio# 19112. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Sagaponack - One story 2,500 sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, CAC, handicap accessible. Folio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Yearround $65,000. Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002 Southampton- Northside Hills winner! Over 4,500 sqft of living space. Features 5 bdrms, 5.5 bths, htd pool and so much more. Year Round $125,000. folio 5888 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Southh ampton Villa - SOH: 5,300sq.ft with living room, sitting room, formal dining room, 2 fireplaces, 6 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, heated pool, tennis, 3 car garage & pondviews. Annually $250,000. Folio #2256. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474

East Quogue Studio $695 plus East Quogue 3 bedroom garage $1,800 plus Eass t Quogue 4 bedroom 2 bath 2 car garage $2,200 plus Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Westhaampton - Three bedrooms, one and a half baths, OHA heat $1,800.00/month REMSENBERG 4 bedroom, private flag lot, pool, south of the highway. $2,500 mo. 631-686-6500

$2,500/ month. South Fork Realty Southampton H a r ry Nelson 516-818-1960

Southampton Village, 3 bedroom 2 bath, new kitchen, sun room, w/d, private, $2,800 monthly. 516-835-9190

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday


FOR SALE 27 Auto Circle Auto Repair Shop

Includes inspection

cars/ gas, & dealers licensse.


1335 County Route 39

$899,000 917-912-1365

machine for diesel trucks/


Southampton EAST MARION

W E S T HAM PT O N Beaver Lake Condo Waterview 2 BR, 2.5 Bath End Unit Gas heat, frplc, A/C, garage, pool, storage shed, new appliances and carpeting. $595,000. Owner 516-659-8963

Condos/Co-Ops Amagansett at the Beach. Fantastic Rentable Resort Co-op. All redone! 2 bedroom, pool, tennis, sauna, ocean. Steven Leighton. Keller Williams Realty. 516-661-1815.

3 Parcels on park likee grounds: -24 efficiencies -(6) 1 bedroom apartments -3 bedroom apartment. -Cafe (seats 150), loung ge and Tiki Bar. -20x40 Swimming pool. -Large 2 bay garage. -3 bedroom house with cottage and garagge. -10 room B&B with 1 bedroom cottage and garage.

Hampton Bays. 1 bedroom end unit. Affordable summer fun and year round getaway. Pool, deck, tennis and gym. Close to beach $228,500. 917-414-7514.

Complete package. All newly renovated and furnn ished.

Cutchogue 631-734-9455 G reenport 631-477-2220 Riverhead 631-603-3500

$6.9 Million Principles only

Baiting Hollow Soundfront: Views from our 2 BR, 2 bath condo in The Knolls. Waterside deck, CAC, IGP and more!! $369,000. Exclusive.


Southampton “The Courtyards” Brand new construction. Approx. 1,900 square feet. Private/Best Locattion borders nature preserve. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Fireplace. Garage.

20 years of service.

Open House April 12th & 13th 1pm - 4pm Cell 347-454-1300 Sag Harbor/Noyac. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Walk to beach, shops and restaurants. Minutes to town. $479,000. 718-359-8724.

BOUTIQUE RESORT MOTEL INN Amazing opportunity on the North fork.


Westhampton Pines 2br upgraded Bridgehampton unit , overlooking the core pine barrens , southwest exposure , Reduced over $100 K for quick sale Immediate occupancy , Now $589,999..Hurry won't last , Broker 631-335-1996

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Siegmund Real Estate

2a Midland Road Quogue, ny 11959 · 631-653-6400

91 jobs lane, southampton, ny 11968 · 631-287-7707

Peconic Bay Beachfront, Hampton Bays

50 Clay Pit Road, Remsenburg

Southampton Village: 1 bedroom 2nd floor apartment. Kitchen and bath. Garden quiet street. $1200 monthly plus utilities. Memorial Day- Labor Day $7,000 or $3,000 monthly. 631-287-3847, 212-724-9323.

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Riverhead 3 bedroom 2 bath $1,800 plus

Open Houses

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE. 23 Pulaski Ave. 2200 sq ft GUT RENO 4 bed, 5bath. Finished basemt. 3 decks, gas firepl, pool house, Chef's Kitch. pool under way. OPEN HOUSE: Sat, April 12th, 1-4pm. Walk to Jitney, Village, bike to BEACH. $1.7 Mill.NEST SEEKERS INTERNATIONAL. Sabrina Seidner, VP: 917-805-9475; Susan Eley : 917-453-4081 WebID# 16588

H ampton Bays 2 bedroom Southampton Village 3 Bedhome yard basement $1,550 plus room, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Yearly $50k, SumHampton Bays 3 bedroom mer $30k. 347-645-3315 $1,800 plus

Flanders 4- 5 bedrooms 2 baths $2,300 plus

Westhampton Beach , Two bedroom cottage , oil heat , fireplace , basement , $1,600. month , immed occ . Broker 631-335-1996


Hampton Bays 1 bedroom cottage $1,100 plus

Flanders 3 bedroom garage $1,800 plus

Westhampton 2 Bedroom house, newly renovated, mint condition on .5 acre. Quiet dead end street. Fireplace, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902

Quogue. Open House. 2 Beach Lane. April 13th 1-3 pm 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, acre+ $2,400,000. Siller Realty 212-931-8528

Hampton Bays Studio $800 all

North Sea Brand new 2 bedroom apartment washer dryer $1,700 plus

SOUTHOLD- Open Houses Saturdays 11am - 2pm 560 Kenney's Rd. Brand- new post modern colonial 2,400 sq. ft. on shy acre. 4 BR, 3BA, Formal Dining Room, FR w/ FP, EIK w/ granite tops & cherry cabiWainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 nets, breakfast area, CAC, CVAC, SSA, irrigation system. Summer, $24,000 Year Round. Judan Homes- $849,000. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. 631-466-4329. a

Sag Harbor Village. 1 bedroom 2nd floor apartment. Carpeted, quiet, clean. $1,450 plus utilities. (631)725-4895

3 Bedroom, 2 Bath Cape Cod. Unfurnished. Excellent condition! 2 minutes from Southampp ton Village.

Open Houses

Southampton New Condos

Summer Rentals Near village and beaches, Heated Pool, Viking Appliances, Hardwood Floors, Cathedral Ceilings, Granite & Marble, Full Basement and Garage, Furnished by Top Hampton Designer.

Shy acre on the Peconic bay with 122 feet of beachfront. Planning board, DEC and Board of Health approvals. Plans drawn for 4000+ square foot home with garage and pool on the bay side.

From $29,900 to $44,000 sales also available 516-330-1941

MLS#2060748 Exclusive $ 1,599,000. Contact Linda Scarry 631-793-9154

STUNNING, MAGNIFICENT, BREATHTAKING describes the setting this spacious 5-bedroom, 4.5 bath home in Remsenburg occupies. The property is beautifully landscaped with natural plantings and offers complete privacy. Features include: gourmet eat-in kitchen, living room w/fireplace, wrap-around covered porch, CAC, 20 x 40 heated pool, outdoor shower, full basement and detached 2-car garage with wonderful raw space above.... perfect for guest quarters. Exclusive $1,950,000. Contact Bob Tomich 516-901-7228.


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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Condos/Co-Ops Westhampton Pines Rare Resale Southampton Villa Gated community for active adults 55+ Low HOA and tax x es Only opportunity to own Southampton Villa across from clubhouse! 3 Bedroom/ 3 Bath huge basementt and deck overlooking reserve Designer decorated $725,000 unfurnished $745,000 furnished For further i nformation call 631-298-7327 Westhampton. Million dollar views! Oceanfront, 2 bedroom Co-op. Steven Leighton. Keller Williams Realty. 516-661-1815.


AMAGANSETT Ocean view contemporary. 5 bedroom, 5 1/2 baths, 1 car garage, central air, beautifullyy landscaped with 65’ gunite lap pool, Moments away from beach, shopping, $2.950,000 ble Also availab MD-LD $150,000 631-375-0708 Exclusive Brown Harris Stevens Darcy Rodriguez

Calverton: 4 BR, 2 bath cape, full bsm't, garage on .50 acre, needs TLC to restore back to beauty. Asking $325,000. Seller will hold mtg. Call Marie Falson LBA 631-379-1657 or visit

EAST HAMPTON SPRINGS FOR SALE BY OWNER Lovely Private Contemporary 2 BR 2 Bth Cathedrall Ceilings Separate 2 car garage with artist loft above Heated Gunite pool Specimen Trees Close to Alll Beaches $693,000 MUST SEE!!! Call Richard (917)861-3712

Homes East Hampton Affordable housing 1983 Double Wide. Manufactured home, 54’ x 24’ 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Sunroom. Starting price is $205,000 negotiable 631-871-3358 631-907-4096. EAST MORICHES 4 bedroom, 2 bath waterview cape on 1/2 acre! Fenced yard, living room, great room, dining room, kitchen, full basement, operating skylights, deck, and quiet area. Good school districct $460,000 Owner (631)878-4490 HAMPTON BAYS Brand new custom 1 story. 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, country kitchen with granite tops, firepllace, oak flooring, covered porch, decking, garage and basement. Offered $519,000. Meadow Homes Buillder/ Home Renovations 631-728-7000 Hampton Bays W AT E R F R O N T New Construction: 5 BR, 4.5 baths, pool. Beautiful view. By owner $1.975 million 631-275-0276 or 917-293-3888



Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry

Sag Harbor -Open and airy, 2,000 sq. ft. turnkey home on quiet Sag Harbor cul de sac. Situated on shy 2 acres with 3 BR, 2 BA, large deck, beautiful stone FP, CAC, plenty of room for pool and future expansion. Backs up to preserve, very private. Minutes from village and beaches. Co-Exclusive $1,299,000. Folio#15302 Call Bridgehampton - Post Modern, Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or 4 BR (1st floor MBR with FP), 3 Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 BA, large EIK, formal DR, open Sagaponack - Private & Desirliving room , CAC, Htd pool, able location. Almost 2.5 acres, outdoor decking & det. garage. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Heated On private cul de sac, adjoining pool, living room w/ fpl, 2 car reserve. Exclusive $1,500,000. garage. $2,650,000. Folio# Folio# 15711 Call Gayle 19112. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Tudisco 917-991-8731 Bridgehampton -circa 1900's 5 BR (including MBR with FP) 4.5 BA Farmhouse on 1 acre. Property is accented by mature landscaping, sweeping lawns and a gunite pool. Exclusive Reduced to $3,300,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777

Bridgehampton -Charming Traditional- 4 BR, 2.5 BA on 1/2 acre. Located conveniently in Bridgehampton with open Kitchen/Dining/Living area. Room for pool and garage. Exclusive $940,000. Folio# 15604 Call Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 East Hampton - Nature lover's paradise on over 3 private acres. Contemporary 3 BR / 2.5 BA, 2 living rooms, FP, heated pool, det. 2-car garage. Exclusive $1,350,000. Folio# 17425 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777

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North Fork/Baiting Hollow

Cutchogue 631-734-94 455 G reenport 631-477-2220 Riverhead 631-603-3500 Southold Diamond in the Rough offers endless possibilities! 11 room farmhouse with updated kitchen and bath. 1/3 mile to Sound beach. New to market. Exclusive. $449,000 Southold Perfect starter or retirement home! 2 BR, 1.5-bath Ranch, H W floors, EIK, D R, FDR on .29 acre. 2 blocks to Goose Creek boat launch. Exclusive. $389,000 G reenp p ort Village: Circa 1882 3 BR, 2 bath oldie. Loads of character, H W floors, covered porch, high ceilings, moldings, 2 car garage and more! Reduced $499,000

Hampton Bays South of highway 3 bedrooms fireplace deck $339,00


Flanders 2 bedroom steps to private beach completely renovated $299,000

Oceanfront Forward Watch $6,000 (631)929-6491

Shiinnecock Hills Legal 5 family water view $799,000 East Quogue New 3 bedroom 2 bath $439,000 JAMESPORT— Gorgeous, private, rural. Two parcels, 2 ponds, 4.59 acres, 300’ Main Road frontage, retail buildable. 2 cottages. Great for horses! $1.45M or will sell separately Must see! Owner 631-722-3160


Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100

Southampton - Impeccablly Fresh Offering! Lushly landEast Hampton- 3,200sf. Post scaped privacy, immaculate conHampton Bays Modern set on private road close dition, formal living/dining, den, Red Creek Ridge to village. First floor Master 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 Suite with stunning private bath baths, central air, 2-car garage, OUTSTANDING & FP. Top of the line Gourmet awning patio, pool, gardens. Ex6 bedroom, 5 bath traditional kitchen, library, FDR & LR with Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. clusive $1,895,000 61 Montauk Highway Formal dining FP. Second floor features Junior Quogue, NY Bridgehampton - Price ReducLarge media room MBR & 2 add'l BRs & BA. 2-car 631-653-4197 tion Opportunity! Private 2.3 Oversized cathederaled garage & 550sf. bonus room. acre setting near “Bridge” and living room Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany “Atlantic” golf courses. ComDecorator kitchen decking. Exclusive $1,350,000. Quogue - Three bedroom, one fortable 3 bedroom, 2 bath Main Folio# 16089. Call Anthony bath renovated home on a quiet House, pool, oversized garage 2 master suites -jazcuzzi tubs Hayes 516-768-8037 street, endless possibilities, _ of with huge artist studio. Excluand walk in showers an acre, $850,000.00 Exclusive. sive $1,200,000 East Hampton Builder's Own Custom designed home offers Quiogue - New to Market and Southampton - Just Reduced! Finished basement Adorable, cozy shingled cottage 4,000sf. of gracious living space. won't last - Totally renovated -bedroom, bath, living room totally renovated, move right in. 5 BR, 5 BA, LR with FP, vaulted country cottage with two bedInside/outside entrances rooms and one bath and large Greenhouse living room wing, ceilings, professional kitchen, Central air, vacuum deck and plenty of room for woodburn stove, dining room, 2 separate guest quarters, 2.5 car 2 car garage, pool, 1+ acrres expansion all on 1.1 acres. bedrooms, 1 bath, landscaped garage, heated pool, spa, full $445,000.00 Exclusive. half acre. Co-Exclusive basement, CVAC. Exclusive $1,900,000 $699,000 $1,750,000. Folio# 13969 Call Morea Real Estate Westhampton Beach - New Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037 631-283-8105, 516-729-3052 Construction in the village. 4 Real Estate Services bedrooms, 3 baths, swimming Noo rth Haven - Glorious harbor- pool, screened-in porch, granite Hampton Bays: Co-Op, views, fresh, 3-bedroom, 3 new countertops, stainless steel spacious and bright one bedroom baths. For sale $3.4 million. Fo- appliances, bonus room... We’ll do everything to help unit. Features include pool, ten- lio#17907.Call Muriel Falborn Co-Exclusive Asking $1,195,000 you sell your house except nis courts and open living room/ bill you 6%. 631-291-3924. kitchen. Open for year round Westhampton Waterfront- 6 use, $140,000. East Quogue: So log on and list your North Sea/Southampton - Wa- bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half Condo, Eagle’s Walk, ground baths, state of the art kitchen, house noow... floor unit with large living room, terfront 3 BR, 3 BA, living room service area, heated gunite pool, It’s FREE until April 30th with FP, 2 decks with gorgeous 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, garage and 2 car garage and catwalk to views, lovely gardens. pool. Reduced $420,000. South floating dock all on two acres of Fork Realty Exclusives $1,550,000. Folio# 19047 Call property asking price (631)728-6565 Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 $3,299,000.00 Co-Exclusive.

Waterfront. Views of LI Sound. Wet bar, Gas fireplace, Heated Ingroundd pool, Waterfall. 4BR, 3BA, LR, DR, EIK. Reduced 200K to $1,450,000 Low taxes! Owner 631-930-62009 Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach Quiogue Starter home, 3 bedroom, 2 bath Wooded half acre Full Basement $329,000 IN#30243 Westhampton Beach First Offering, Condo Waterfront with dock, pool 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath $599,000 IN #55100 Westhampton 4 bedroom pool, hot tub $835,0000 IN#52880 Westhampton Beach 83 feet Oceanfront 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath $1,795,000. IN#52315. Remsenburg Waterview, 3 acres 3 bedrooms, 3 bath gunite pool, pool house $2,799,000 IN#49509 Remsenburg school district , 3 br / 2ba ranch , garage, country kitchen, oil heat , taxes $2,800., Now Asking $375k Broker 631-335-1996 Riverhead: Investor selling all inventory: legal 2 family, 6 BR, 2 bath. Asking $419,999. 5 BR, 1 bath .37 acre, asking $219,000. 6 BR, 2 bath, garage, zoned commercial, asking $349,000. Seller will hold mtg. Call Marie Falson, LBA 631-379-1657 or visit

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Homes Water Mill North

SOUTHAMPTON Southampton Village For Sale by Owner 2 bedroom, 1 bath Full basement, CAC, SAG HARBOR

$649,000 ForeclosureAppraised $850,000 3 BR, 2 BTH, CAC, Walk to Long Beach. Owner (516)398-3915 Sag Harbor Village: 3 BR, 2 bath, fplc, finished basement. Beach community, 1/4 acre. $465,000 Katherine R. McCrosson Real Estate (631)725-3471 Sag Harbor/Noyac. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Walk to beach, shops and restaurants. Minutes to town. $479,000. 718-359-8724. Sag Harbor: Noyac, Cozy cottage. Pine Neck near Long beach 2/3 BR, 1 BA, outside shower, fireplace, "new" roof, renovated mud/ bedroom. Town water. Great starter home. $469,000. Mike 631-834-3511 Shinnecock Bay Open Waterfront Spectacular sunrise, beach 2 bedroom, 2 bath $899,500 owner. Or rent $12k 973-809-2317

detached 2-car garage. 3,000 Square Foot House on 1 Acre. Totally Renovated 4 bedrooms, 2 baths 800 square foot master suite Eat in kitchen with stainless steel appliances. 2 wood burning fireplaces. Room for poool and garage Borders on 180 acre reserve $699,000. Also available for rent: Yearly @ $3,000 a month O wner 516-770-8754

Southampton Township Vintage Cottage waterviews, mooring rights $395,000 The Real Estate Shoppe Baa rbara 631-874-5400

$11,330,000 631-283-5215

Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. $1.1M or best offer. 347-645-3315 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE house. Location, Location! 3 Bedrooms, 3 Bath. Great bedroom views! Cathedral Ceiling. Woodburning Fireplace. Central Air. Full Basement. Short Walk to Town and Beach. 1/4+ Acre. Room for Pool. Upscale Neighborhood. Tennis Available. Needs Work $795,000. Principals Only. 917-741-4960

STEAL THIS HOUSE East Hampton - Northwest Newly renovated 3br / 2.5 bath Chef''s kitchen, lots of high-end features. Fabulous media room plus

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7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughoout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars.



East Quogue: Half acre building lot for sale. Corner lot, southern exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles from bay. 4 miles from ocean. $279,000. Also house on half acre next door for sale at $529,000 631-804-2732.

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Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000

Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Lan n dscaped. Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage. MD-LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 3 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell

Land EAST MORICHES One Acre flag lot with permits, $335,000 EAST MORICHES 2 acre flag lot water view with premits $435,000 Leslie Chormnoma R.E. 878-6337

Southampton -Introducing vacant land opportunities! For a limited time, only 2 builder ready half acre lots in Southampton Meadows are being offered at $550,000 each. Be the first to take advantage of this first and only offering in this price point! Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777

Bridgehampton - 6 acre wooded lot in desirable location. Co-Exclusive. Folio# 3789 $2,500,000. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Sag Harbor -.25 acres; permits in-hand. Build you dream home. Exclusive $450,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000. Sag Harbor -Half mile to village, .60 acres, Room for house, pool & garage. Exclusive $599,000. Folio# 17648 Call Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147. Sag Harbor - 20 acres, can be divided into four 5 acre lots, lake, borders reserve. $9,850,000. folio# 18717 Call Elenie Prieston at 631-747-1147. Shinnecock South Waterfron nt with permits, beautiful pond & ocean views. Exclusive $1,100,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. Quogue 631-653-4197

Hampton Country Real Estate Quogue - South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime 19 Corwith Avenue, location, $1,395,000.00 Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 McCoy & McCoy Real Estate 2987 Montauk Highway Sagaponack, NY 11962 Bridgehampton Waterfrontt - 1 (631)537-0600 acre, 150ft. frontage, Build your dream home, permits in place! ***OUR NEW CONVENIENT $2,950,000. Folio# 3762. Call LOCATION ON THE SOUTH Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. CORNER OF SAGG ROAD & 204 MONTAUK HWY. (BY THE TRAFFIC LIGHT)*** Bridgehampton - 7.5 acres, Build your own private estate! Sagaponack Norr th Land Reduced! Co-Exclusive $2,500,000. Folio# 3145 Call Joe Create your dream retreat on 3.1 Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. acres $850,000






Fabulous Ocean Views from 3 BR, 3 bath Contemporary. Living/Dining Area with fireplace. Sliders out to extensive decking. Attached Garage. Private backyard with room for pool. Only steps to sandy ocean beach.

EXCLUSIVE $1,930,000 IN#55788 3 The Plaza * Montauk (631) 668-5200 FAX (631) 668-4066


ASKING 1,, 650,000 EXCLUSIVE LISTING AGENTS: 1 DOLORES KESSLER 631-796-3271 RON KATZ 917-902-9192 2


This is one of the very few homes in Quogue that has legal night tennis court lights. Imagine inviting friends over for a night game of tennis? Add to that a 4720 sq. foot home that caters to easy entertaining. 7 Bedrooms/4 baths situated on 1 acre of manicured property. Large rooms, finished basement, mirrored exercise room, hot tub,circular driveway. Low taxes.

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This desirable 3 bedroom 2.5 bath Condo has one of the best lake views in the complex. The grounds and pool are meticulously cared for. There is a wood burning stove, New Sliders out to brand new deck along with new roof, skylights and Atrium windows. Hardwood and Tile floors throughout the open kitchen living area. This home is in great shape, move right in and enjoy Montauk this Summer. Exclusive $875,000 IN#33595


Designed by Alfredo De Vito this contemporary home has sweeping ocean views and with a little tlc could be the house of your dreams. Situated on a gorgeous parcel just waiting for someone's creative eye to take full advantage of the expansive Atlantic view. Deeded rites to beach just across the street. Our Exclusive asking $1.7 IN#37582



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Sag Harbor Village: 1/4 acre corner lot with deeded beach rights. Asking $275,000. 1/2 corner lot $450,000. Katherine R. McCrosson Real Estate (631)725-3471

Southampton: Just under 1.5 acre building lot, with common driveway, utilities, and 85 x 135 ft building envelope. Health Dept. permit in process. $739,000. 631-283-6385, 973-650-1721.

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FLORIDA. West Coast, Yankee town. Ranch house on approx. 1 acre. 85% completed. Builder’s project. State of the art construction. Steel and cement ranch. 32 x 80. 80 secluded wooded lot. $250k. principals please. (631)477-8691

Florida: Palm Beach Gardens. Estate on 5 Acres. Built 2001, 5/2.5/2.5, 3900tsf, 1700sf Barn. $994,000 (561)627-7778 Surf City North Carolina Top Sail Island. 1 block from beach,Great Vacation Home 4 bedrooms 3 bath Daily flights from Newark or Laguardia to Wilmington. $389,000 910-264-7774

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ft Post Modern. 12 minutes to Hampton ocean beaches with full amenities. Flanders Discount, attention inves- IN# 14982 Exclusive $575,000 tors & first time home buyers, 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, EIK, living room Coldwell Banker & dining area. Short sale, no reasonPrestigious Properties able offer will be denied. All terms & Southampton 631-283-5400 conditions subject to bank approval. $299,000 Exclusive IN#29011 Aquebogue, Riverhead Town on a Hampton Bays, Short Sale with huge shy half acre is a Liquor Store and potential. This home features 3 bed- Grocery Store w/Apartment. Live rooms, 2 baths, EIK, living room, where you work or rent the Apartdeck overlooking Shinnecock Canal. ment above the Grocery. 4 Bedrm. Great For Mother/Daughter. Must Large bath, huge living room, eik. See!!! $395,000 Exclusive IN#15402 Priced to Sell $1,100,000. Exclusive Folio 72700 Easthampton turnkey Cape featuring EIK, living/dining room, 2 bedrooms, Hampton Bays 2 story 6 bedroom 4 1 full bath on the first floor, 2 bedbathroom home. 1 car garage,with rooms, 1 full bath on the second full partially finished basement with floor, full basement and the .46 acre separate entrance. View of Peconic lot is big enough to fit a pool. bay from master bedroom. $519,000 $550,000 Exclusive IN#16843 IN#3501 Hampton Bays better than new, 5BR, 3.5BA home, don't worry about the roof, heat, outside siding, CAC, cesspools or anything else, its all been taken care of! Living room, family room with fireplace, EIK, FDR, finished basement and more. $679,000 Exclusive IN#54307 East Quogue, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths including master suite with jacuzzi tub, crown moldings, formal dining room, mudroom, designer wood burning fireplace with granite mantel, custom maple cabinets, heated IGP, deck, finished basement with gym, home theatre & cedar closet. $899,900 Exclusive IN#55595

Southampton New Renovated Ranch with 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. Kitchen, Living Room, Open space Living. Great location Close to All. $599,000 F#71752 Hampton Bays .79 acre. 3 br/ 2full baths, Updated Kitchen and Master bath. Den, Living room. Detached two car Garage. Two(2) CO'S.. Room For Pool and Expansion... $499,000 IN#55610

Southampton 2.5 bath contemporary with water views and fabulous sunsets. There is an excellent kitchen and great room entertainment area. BeauRealtor Listings tifully landscaped heated pool. East Quoo gue Waterfront, Explore the $819,000. IN#34998 Coldwell Banker possibilities in this spacious home North Fork Prestigious Properties featuring guest quarters to include 5+ Shinnecocck Beauty, Cherry floors 5 East Hampton 631-324-7850 Baiting Hollow: 2700 sq ft. bedrooms, 3 baths, den with fireplace, bedrooms 2 bathrooms. Third floor finished basement, patio, hardwood bonus room that can be transformed double A-frame. 4 BR, 3 Bth, Cheerful .97 acres. 4 beds, 4 _ baths, floors, back yard leading to floating into anything that fits your family. Kit, w/ new appliances. FDR, open living room/ dining room; gour- dock, the amenities go on & on.... Folio# 72471 LR w/ FP, Laundry rm, Bsmnt met kitchen, private pool and gar- $1,400,000 Exclusive IN#13765 partially fnshd, w/ bath. dens, beam ceiling, wide pine floors! CORCORAN Gar. Htd pool. Shy fenced Ac. Coldwell Banker Additional features include a four Oil heat. $735k. 631-329-5550, Prestigious Properties Amagansett Office zone heating and CAC, a wood burnPRINICIPALS ONLY!! NO WHB 631.288.0400 140 Main Street ing fireplace, wainscoting and tile BROKERS!! work, full basement and a two car ga- Traditional Style In East Hampton. 3 rage. Exclusive $1,650,000 IN#32991 Westhampton Beach Ocean Front bedrooms, 2 baths, large EIK, fireEast Hampton Sweet & charming Completely updated and redesigned 1 place, new bath, pool, hot tub. ExcluSOUTH JAMESPORT farmhouse with Contemporary flair, bdrm, 1.5 bth air conditioned apt. sive $789K WEB# 12151 Martha NEW CONSTRUCTION! complete with front porch and a back- with a private deck that overlooks an Perlin 631.267.7417 yard with pool and privacy. Open liv- infinite expanse of ocean and sky. Bridgehampton Office ing room with wood burning stove, Pristine beaches, bay access, heated 2 story, walk too beach. dining room and a kitchen for enter- pool, tennis, proximity to shopping, 1936 Main Street/2405 Main Street taining! First floor master, 2 more dining and entertainment. IN#35618 4 bedrooms, oak floors, Post and Beam at Edge of Woods. bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Exclusive Exclusive $410,000 Newly renovated, 4 bedrooms, 3 CAC, fireplace, deck, $649,000 IN#31138 baths, 1.4 acres + extra bldg. ExcluEast Mor iches Quality construction sive $1.45M WEB# 54125 Renee 2.5 baths, full basement, Southampton Impressive 3,400 sq. in this 3200 Sq.ft. Geo-Thermal Despins 631.537.4134 Cell living room, dinning room, ft. home Featuring 5 bedrooms, 4.5 home. Open floor plan, fireplace, and 917.439.3404 kitchen and family room. baths, gourmet kitchen, formal dining granite counter tops in kitchen. Uproom and a 2-tier deck surrounding graded moldings and doors, 9 foot Hamptons Condo + PT Cruiser. 2 4 car garage, loft. the heated gunite pool. Finished legal ceilings, beautiful hardwood and tile bedrooms, den, 3.5 baths, CAC, 1 bedroom and 1 Bath apartment that floors, plus gorgeous master suite. heated pool, tennis, low cc. Exclusive has income potential. Exclusive In# 12508 Exclusive $669,000 $799K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins $549,000. $1,349,000 IN#14801 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Riverhead Last buildable lot in Tall Southampton New siding and a new Oaks subdivision. Build your dream Southampton Village Charmer. 5 Owner (631)929-8229 pool was added to the .77 acre prop- home at affordable price. Utilities at bedrooms, 6.5 baths, pool, finished (631)560-119 94 erty while on the interior all new curb. Lot is in an approved subdivi- basement including furniture. Exclufloors, Kitchen, heating system, and sion. Great quiet location. Close to sive $4.5M WEB#54052 M. Griffin air conditioning were added to this golfing, great shopping, farms and 631.899.0300 approx. 3000 sq ft 6 bedrooms 3 bath wineries. In# 5743 Exclusive Southold Dutch Colonial 4 bedG reat House In Sag Harbor. 4 bedhome. Exclusive $799,000 IN#17540 $259,000 room, pool, large deck, 2 firerooms, pool, cul-de-sac, panoramic views, private, quiet. Exclusive places, professionally landscaped Waterfront with dock pool, Permits East Moriches Located on .80 acres $995K WEB# 10150 Laura Hildreth on 1 acre, privacy & short walk in place too Unheard of- you just in a top beach and boating commu- 631.899.0350 to beaches. Reduced to can't get either a pool or a dock on the nity, this home offers a spacious open water amu, pre sp this is a gem! 4 $839,999. Sale by Owner floor plan with 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, Sag Harbor Charmer. 3 bedroom vilbedrooms 2 1/2 baths huge raised 631-765-1618 cherry wood cabinets in kitchen, plus lage house just a few blocks to the deck rolling one acre of green grass heart of town. Exclusive $1.395M out to your dock . Add a 2nd story a full basement. In# 30516 Exclusive WEB# 29276 J. Peterson Out Of Town and have view for miles. Exclusive $720,000 631.899.0346 $1,895,000 IN#33571 Florida, Naples, Condo, East Quoguee Tall oaks surround this 2 bedroom, 2 bath, cathedral 1+ acre parcel in East Quogue. Build Village Traditional. 1920's classic Coldw well Banker shingled home in the heart of the SH ceiling, pool, lanai, upgrades. the home you've always wanted or Prestigious Properties village. Exclusive $2.195M WEB# use the builders' plans for a 4,500 sq $199,990 Owner 631-878-7037 East Quogue 631-653-3535 45161 Kate Tyree 631.899.0322

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CORCORAN Southampton Office 88 Main Street/30 Nugent Street

Located South of the Highway in Amagansett Village. This very cute cottage waiting for your arrival. Sparkling clean and well kept. Moments to train, Jitney, the Square and the ocean. Sweet and petite with kitchen, dining and living room, 2 bedrooms and 1 bath. Outside to enjoy is the back deck and outdoor shower. Perfect getaway for you and your sweetheart. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $885,000. IN#33492.

Rare Privacy on 2.4 acres. Perfect "as-is" with room for great expansion. Broker/owner. Exclusive $895K WEB# 55295 Nancy Costello 631.204.2629 Hampton Bays Office 14 East Montauk Highway Dock for 40 ft. Boat. Fabulous ranch, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen. Huge decking. $799K WEB# 46439 Catherine Embrey 631.899.0512 Westhampton Beach Office 92 Main Street Private setting. Need to sell: Contemporary 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, great room, CAC, and pool. Exclusive $825K WEB# 55455 Mark Schindler 516.885.2577 Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631 324.6100 Barnes Landing With Style. Elegant traditional built in '05 to the highest standards. Eat-in kitchen, large great room, dining area, 4 bedrooms plus den/media room with its own full bath (could be 5th bedroom). Huge unfinished bonus space on 2nd floor. 2 car garage, heated gunite pool and large landscaped property. New Exclusive. David Zazula. $1,395,000. IN#35953. Reduced Price: Lovely home in mint condition, just a short distance from the center of town. There are 2 bedrooms plus a loft area that could serve as a 3rd bedroom, 2 baths, pool, decking, central air, irrigation, alarm system and beautiful landscaping which provides privacy. The home was recently renovated including a new roof and driveway. Co-Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $975,000. IN#55036.

Easy One Level Living Near Bay Beach and Marina. Wonderful home has been completely renovated and is in mint condition. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths including master suite with large luxury bathroom. Living room with beamed ceiling, office/den. The lovely grounds feature heated pool, hot tub, pool house, brick patios, fountain, and pergola. Circular drive and attached garage for easy access. Exclusive. $995,000. IN#31215.

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Carriage House with “Resort Waterfront Business Zoning” and wonderful water views. 8 rooms, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, living room with fireplace 2 car garage. 75 ft. bulk Dune Road Bay Front Two Story ape heading, 4 boat slips, and boat launch ramp on .95 acres. Property with so Cod, Quogue, $2,900,000 Bay front, charming, inviting, 4 bedroom coun- many possibilities. Exclusive* try cape (2 master suites), 3 bath, cen- #57167* Web #HO157167 tral air, heated pool, wood deck facFabulous Traditional* Westhamping Quogue canal, pool house on .40 ton *$1,299,000 Wonderful 8 room landscaped property with irrigation system, Fully furnished. Ocean beach Traditional style home with long priaccess 200 yard walk. Co-Exclusive. vate driveway. Living room, for mal dining room, family room with fire#49313 Web#H15186 place and French doors to pool area, granite and travertine with red oak Carriage House* Hampton Bays* kitchen with breakfast area, $1,700,000 Early 1930’s Waterfront Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.653-6700

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mud/laundry room and half bath with beautiful glass wall tiles grace the first floor, 4 spacious bedrooms and 2 baths including the master suite with cathedral ceiling and spa tub complete the home. Wood floors, CAC, igs system, 2 car garage, blue stone slate patio and pool area and lush professional landscaping make this home a private retreat. Exclusive. #64774 Web#H19274

joining steam room. The open floor plan with kitchen opening into dining and living with fpl is perfect for entertaining. And there are sliding glass doors opening to the pool deck. An additional 4brs, playroom and a loft den area. Exclusive* #64280 Web#H18509

Custom Contempory* East Quogue• $999,999 This special home has many customized features such as master bedroom having a fpl, and a spiral staircase leading to a loft lib. /office with balcony, as well as an ad-

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Walk to East Hampton Village. Renovated barn and additions all custom design by architect in 2001. This well located two-story home overlooks a horse farm. The living room has a double height ceiling and a fireplace, and there is a cozy den/media room. Kitchen with handmade custom cabinetry and professional appliances. The large master suite has views of the farm and lovely gardens. The master bath features a tumbled marble Jacuzzi bath. The guest wing affords privacy with a separate staircase, for a total of 3 bedrooms and 3.5 baths. Gunite pool, beautiful gardens, all on a private .5 acres. Co-Exclusive. Contact: Carol David or JR Kuneth. $1,695,000. IN#54547. Two- story Contemporary in the Northwest. Land Value! 1,700 s.f. home on private acre on top Northwest street. Open living / dining room with cathedral ceiling and fireplace. Master suite on first floor with 2 additional bedrooms with a shared bath on second floor. Room for a pool on private acre in an area of expensive homes. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $975,000. IN#10480.






Easy-To-Maintain Beach House. One floor contemporary on .80 of an acre close to Round Swamp Farm. Master suite is on one side of the house, additional bedrooms are on the other side, making it a total of 3 bedrooms and two baths. Fireplace, central air conditioning and heated pool complete the picture for an easy to maintain beach house. Two zones for heat and A/C. Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $845,000. IN#54253.

New Construction. Lovely new traditional home on shy half acre in a close-in area of East Hampton's Northwest woods area. Living room with fireplace, kitchen with maple cabinets and granite tops, family room, laundry room, and half bath on first floor. Plus a full four bedrooms and two baths on second floor. Also one car attached garage, covered porch, full basement, central a/c and central vac. Plenty of room for pool. East Hampton school district. ExcluCharming Saltbox in Mint Condisive. Ann Rasmussen. $889,000. tion. On a protected flag-lot in East Hampton. Over a third of an acre with IN#44214. room for pool. House has bedroom Very Sweet Wainscott Traditional. and bath on first floor and two bedThis 2- story home features 3 bedrooms and a full bath on the second rooms, 3 bathrooms, kitchen, formal floor. Nice living/dining area with dining room & double height living open kitchen and large deck for dinroom with fireplace. Basement was ing and entertaining. Full basement renovated last year. Property sits on a accessible from inside and outside. shy acre adjacent to reserve, ensuring Very clean and well maintained. Extotal privacy from the main road. clusive. Price Reduced to $619,900. Also biking distance to Breadzilla IN#46842. and Village. Exclusive. Katia DeLouya. $950,000. IN#55826. Feel Insstantly At Home. This one level cottage allows easy living all year round. Featuring a beautiful liv- Elegant Home. Located in a quiet and private section of East Hampton's ing room with brick fireplace and Northwest. Built to the highest stanbuilt in bookcase, opening to dining dards of quality and style. Beautiful room and large kitchen, three beddetail work. 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, rooms, one and a half bath. Large double height foyer with eyebrow deck, great for entertaining, plus totally private pool and outdoor shower. window, open living and kitchen Attractive and mature landscaping ac- area. 10' ceilings throughout, including 2,000 sq. ft. basement. New landcents the property. Attractively finscaping with plenty of room for pool ished basement is an added bonus. on spacious .60 of an acre. Exclusive. Exclusive. Katia DeLouya. Great Deborah Hallissey. $1,495,000. Price: $635,000. IN#48595. Also for IN#54767. rent - call for details.

Oceanfront Westhampton Beach • MD- LD $208,000* July $90,000* August $110,000 Best location, swim in the ocean and enjoy this 7 bedroom, 6.5 bath spectacular retreat. This immaculate home awaits your arrival. In between the bridges in beautiful Westhampton Beach. Exclusive. #251131. Web#H0251131.

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Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721

Prudential Douglas Elliman Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-6244

fp, new kitchen & new appliances, new driveway, wainscoting, crown moldings, etc. The enormous inground pool with child-proof fencing, deck to entertain & 2-car garage. Folio 65403. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244

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sion. It will make a great summer or year round home. Web#25495. Exclusive. $379,000. Elizabeth "Missy" Capozzoli 631-288-3030 or 516-382-4481.

East Hampton Close to Harbor . Stylish home situated on a private, park-like setting in close proximity to Hands Creek Harbor. Open plan with 4 bedrooms and 3.5 baths. Light and bright with walls of glass opening out to large deck, pool and lush lawn. Web#53041.Exclusive $1,395,000 Alicia Ward 631-537-3200 ext. 111 or 516-356-6695 and Christina Brierley 631-537-3200 ext. 102 or 631-871-6355

Southampton- Don't Miss This. The hard work has been done but home needs to be finished. New heating system, electrical system, cac, central vac, Anderson windows, appliances, and upstairs bathroom which has radiant heated floor. One block to Village. Web#55502. MLS#2014883. Exclusive. $450,000. Elizabeth Capozzoli 631-288-3030 ext. 106 or 516-382-4481

Rare opportunity. Two cottages on .75 acre near Three Mile Harbor. Main cottage has 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room with fireplace, eat-in-kitchen, exposed beams and vaulted ceilings. Other cottage has 1bedroom and bath. Magnificent sunsets over harbor. Web#18139. Exclusive. $2,500,000 Pat MacArthur 631-324-8080 ext. 25 or 631-645-6556

Starter home* Riverhead* 225,000 Great home hear circle off Rte. 24. Perfect for starters or for investment. Exclusive F#65091 Web ID#H29484 Renovated Ranch* Hampton Bays* $449,000 Move into this stylish home w /new windows and doors. 3 bdrms, 1.5 baths. Entertain on private deck. Exclusive F#64529 Web ID#H15431. Waterfront Condo* Hampton Bays* $669,000 Overlooking Shinnecock Bay. Furnished, move in condition, full basement. Heated igp, private beach, gym, rec.rm. Exclusive F#65574 Web ID#H34649 Ranch* Hampton Bays * $399,000 Just Reduced! Starter home at great price. This 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 baths sits south of the highway moments to bay beach and the ocean. Features heated porch, full basement and 1 car garage. Situated on .32 acre in a nice neighborhood. Listen to the birds instead of the traffic. This is a Must See!!! Exclusive F#61091 Web ID#H52025

Westhampton Beach- $999,000 Waterfront condo w/ boat slip located in the heart of the Village. Three levels main level has renovated kitchen, dining, half bath, large lr w/ sliders to deck. Master br w/ bath and guest br w/ bath are on the upper level. Lower level has family room w/ wet bar, full bath, laundry room, and Murphy beds. Heated pool. Folio 65510. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244 East Quogue- $629,000 All the necessities for luxurious living, this beautifully renovated 2-bedroom, 2-bath Ranch, landscaped for privacy, boasts cathedral ceilings & skylights creates a bright and spacious feeling throughout, patio, hardwood floors, sprinklers. Located at the end of the private street is a private beach and boat dock. Folio 42784. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244 East Quogue- $1,395,000 Post Modern, 4 bedroom, 3.5 baths gated retreat. On over 1.2 acres . has eik w/ wood cabinetry, granite counters and "Viking" appliances, formal dining & living rooms, finished full basement with a Movie Theatre, pool table, Bar, Media room. 36 ft free form heated Gunite pool and a 2-car garage with lift. Folio 63969. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244 Westhampton- $825,000 Move -in condition 4 Bedrooms, 2 baths, South of Montauk Highway home. On .60 of an Acre surrounded by mature landscaping in a great location. Renovated house features a woodburning

Quogue- $3,395,000 Oversized waterfront homesite, with approximately 100' of bulkheading and deep water dock with easy access to the Quogue Canal. This home is located in the prime village of Quogue and includes 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, ac, fp, eik w/ all appliances, dining area, large living room, den/office, detached 2-car garage, and room for pool on this 1.4 acre property. Folio 54829. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244 Remsenburg- $699,000 3 bedroom, 2 full bath Cape on private .68 acre. Has living/dining room combo w/ wood -burning fp, renovated eik with w/d. Master br with balcony facing the backyard, two additional bedrooms, or use one as a home office. Recently updated with new roof, oak flooring , and new septic system. House is cable ready. Folio 43222. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244 Prudential Douglas Elliman 70 Jobs Lane, Southampton 631.283.4343 f: 631 287.4687 Southampton Land Opportunity Private and wooded 1.3 acre retreat only minutes from Southampton village, ocean, ponds and bays. Room for 5 bedroom house, pool, cabana and generous gardens. $550,000 Folio 344701 Contact: Thomas Knight, o) 631.204 2746, c) 917.468.1889

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Best Deal in Southampton. Almost brand new traditional on close to a third of an acre, recently landscaped, offers 3 bedrooms/ 2.5 baths, 2200 square feet, CAC, full basement, low taxes and room for pool. Motivated seller. Web# 49179 Exclusive. $599,000 Linda Batiancela 631-537-3200 ext. 104 or 516-729-8123 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Westhampton Beach Office o 631-288-3030 Walk To The Beach. This adorable cape is located in the Bayview Pines community. It has 2 bedrooms, 1.5 bathrooms and an office or third bedroom. This home also features a granite kitchen and a tumbled marble bathroom. The home has a new roof, fresh paint and has room for expan-


Ranch* Hampton Bays* $539,999 1600 sq.ft. w/3 bdrm, 3 baths, den/ fpl, wdfloors, updated kit., mastrbdrm ste w/private patio. Full finished bsmnt w/5 rooms, full bath. Great for extended family. Exclusive F#65535 Web ID#H34759

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Hampton Bays-.22 acre buildable lot wi/ site plan approval for 2,100sf TOWN AND COUNTRY RE house. Web#01631 Exclusive East Hampton Office o 631-324-8080 $249,000 Theodora Cohen at Town and Country Real Estate 631-298-0600 or 631-334-8444. Farm Views Forever. Nearing completiion, this 3,000 s. ft., light-filled Historical Victorian. 1900's Victohome offers 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, rian in Downtown Riverhead has oak open floor plan, fireplace, 2-car gafloors throughout, oak walls, incredirage, heated pool and community tenble Victorian features and butlers nis. Adjacent 17 acre horse reserve, pantry. The home is 2,700 sf with 4 this is a unique and special offering. bedrooms, 2 baths, slate roof, 5 sets Web#22386.Exclusive. $2,500,000 of stairways. Restore to a historic Beth Troy 631-324-8080 ext. 12 or Victorian beauty! Web#32698 631-682-8401 $350,000 Mattituck Office 631-298-0600 Opportunity Knocking. Walk to East Hampton Village from this quarter acre property with 2-bedrooms, 1-bath home. Perfect for an owner, builder, or investor. Room to expand. Web#31174. Exclusive. $535,000 Christopher Diamond 631-324-8080 ext.40 or 631-872-1439

Mattituck Charming Victorian This 1900's Victorian offers 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths and many charming details. The home is situated on .50 acres with a separate artist studio. Web#36485 $560,000 Mattituck Office 631-298-0600.

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Saturday, April 12 11:00 am - 1:00 pm Sunday, April 13 11:00 am - 12:30 pm 150 Deerfield Road

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Reduced to $1,195,000

Sophisticated Style Situated on a private 1.7 acre wooded lot, this charming contemporary is only minutes to Sag Harbor and Bridgehampton. Enter into a soaring great room with fireplace, open kitchen and dining, enjoy your spacious master suite with sliders opening to both the pool area and a private patio, 3 additional guest bedrooms, 2 guest baths, central air, and a 2 car garage. Formal garden, flowering perennial beds, and multi-level decking surroundyour secluded Directions: Noyack Road east towards Sag Harbor, right on Millstone pool area.. Exclusive. IN# 51134

Water Mill


Multi-Level Contemporary Water Mill multi-level contemporary backs onto ag reserve and walking distance to village and jitney. 6 BR, 4.5 Bth home with heated pool, hot tub plus outside full bath. This sunny home features a cathedral Living Room with fireplace, eat-in Kitchen with stainless steel appliances, large dining area, office in lower level with 2 addt'l rooms and full bath, multi-level decking, 2 car att. gar. and private backyard with perennial gardens and varied tree specimens. Investors Dream. Exclusive. IN# 46634 Directions: Montauk Hwy east to Watermill, left on Deerfield



Saturday, April 12 9:30 am - 11:30 am Sunday, April 13 9:30 am - 11:30 am 20 Hubbard Lane, Unit #94

Saturday, April 12 3:00 pm - 5:00 pm Sunday, April 13 3:00 pm - 5:00 pm 1031 Noyack Road



Southampton Shores - Steps to Communityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s private Beach, Marina and Tennis Nearly new 5 bedroom, 4 bath traditional on a shy acre with heated gunite pool surrounded by a sunset gold patio. Home features a formal dining room with built-ins, gracious living room with farm views and eat in kitchen adjoining the family room. Add a finished basement with living, guest rooms, bath and separate access. Exclusive. IN# 55142 Directions: North Sea Road north, right on Noyack Road.



Hampton Club II Charmer Everything at your doorstep: pool, tennis courts,and health club. Spacious 3 level condo with 2 bedrooms (large master suite), 2 1/2 baths, located in a quiet Southampton community. On the newly tiled 1st level is a Great room with fireplace, open dining area, bright kitchen, 1/2 guest bath and private patio in the back. The 2nd level has the master suite with bath and the guest bedroom and bath, plus a large loft on the 3rd level. All this just minutes to the heart of Southampton Village. Exclusive. IN# 53469


Saturday, April 12 10:00 am - 11:30 am Sunday, April 13 11:00 am - 1:00 pm 9 Dellaria Avenue

Diane West 516-721-5199 Dick West 718-344-3241 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE


South of the Highway Mint Ranch This Shinnecock Hills cutie has been totally redone - 2 new baths, new kitchen, new free form htd pool with stone patio and deck, new windows and more. The interior has hardwood floors with a master, 2 guest bedrooms, living room with fireplace and skylight, and a spacious eat-in kitchen. Outdoor shower, attached garage for your car or expansion, full basement, separate laundry, security, and a private, landscaped .25 acre lot. Walk to the water. Exclusive. IN# 54227 Directions: West on Hill Street to Old Montauk, left on Dellaria.

Jamesport 631.722.2600

Southold 631.765.3800

Cutchogue 631.734.5700

Greenport 631.477.2730

Southampton 631.283.9200

Hampton Bays 631.728.0061

Sag Harbor 631.725.4333 1141341

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WALK 2000 FT. TO PVT BAY BEACH: As you enter through the motorized gates you see this breathtaking modern residence on 1.5 N.W. lush acres bordering 40 acres of reserve. 4 BR, 4 BA, a/c, great rm w/fplc, htd pool, & gunite spa. IN#45052 $1,595,000 EXCLUSIVE (Hands Crk, Alewive Bk, Old Hse Landing to #19 North Hollow) SE




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WATERFRONT HOME FIRST TIME LISTED. Launch your boat from your private dock. Watch the Egrets and swans swim by from this lush setting on Three Mile Harbor. Sited amongst many other fine homes in this private community with three bedrooms plus an artist’s studio. IN # 35923 EXCLUSIVE $2,200,000. Springy Banks Rd to Oyster Shores Rd, rt to #7 South Pond.

NEAR ENOUGH TO THE VILLAGE to walk to everything. This .25 acre property has a price that is almost unheard of in the Village. It's one story, 2BR, 2BA 1200 sq ft interior is in move- in condition and it's location on the property offers the option for expansion. IN# 55463 $1,225,000 Dir: 21 Osborne

JUST STEPS TO THE VILLAGE from this traditional home with 4 BDR’s, 2.5 BA’s. This lovely home features 1st floor master bedroom with sumptuous bath, den, light filled living room, dining area, kitchen and breakfast room opening to delightful screened porch. The 3rd bedroom and bath overlook the free form pool and mature landscaping. IN#50299 $1,875,000 EXCLUSIVE

MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR NEIGHBORHOOD: this home is priced well below all other homes in this community. Can be moved into “as is” and enjoy 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, generous deck with sunrise views, overlooking your potential pool or renovate to your taste. Attached garage. $849,000 INT #35775 EXCLUSIVE

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Only 4 homes remaining ready for delivery in time for the summer season! Encore Atlantic Shore’s resort lifestyle, exclusively for those 55 and better, starts with the private Clubhouse filled with abundant recreational amenities, and continues with all that The Hamptons has to offer just seven miles away. Every day feels like the perfect vacation at Encore Atlantic Shores! • Fabulous selection of villa-homes • 24-hour, manned gated entry • 11,800 square foot Clubhouse featuring a Grand Ballroom, Fitness Center, indoor and outdoor pools • Plus much more!

INCREDIBLY PRICED FROM THE LOW $500s. Now is the time to make your move to Encore Atlantic Shores. Call 631-325-1616 today to reserve your private appointment.

Directions from NYC and Points West: Take the Long Island Expressway (LIE) to Exit #70 Manorville/Route 111. Make a right off the exit ramp onto Route 111 heading south for approximately 3 miles. Make a right onto County Road (CR) 51. Encore Atlantic Shores is approximately 1/4 mile on the left.

1 5 3 S Y M P H O N Y C O U R T, E A S T P O R T, N Y 1 1 9 4 1 | O P E N D A I LY 1 0 A M - 6 P M | B R O K E R S W E L C O M E Pricing and availability are subject to change without notice. The complete offering terms are in an offering plan available from Sponsor. File CD03-0237. This advertisement does not constitute an offer to sell real estate in any jurisdiction where prior registration or other qualification is required and further information cannot be provided (unless we have already complied with such requirements). Square footages are approximate. Photographs and renderings are artist's conceptions and may not be an actual depiction of the community shown. We are pledged to the letter and spirit of U.S. policy for the achievement of equal housing opportunity throughout the Nation. We encourage and support an affirmative advertising marketing program in which there are no barriers to obtaining housing because of race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin. © 2008. WCI Communities, Inc. All rights reserved.

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