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Spectacular Post Modern home on 1.5 Acres, ďŹ nished basement with gym, full bath, etc. Featuring 5 bedrooms, 6 full luxury baths, 1st r Master Suite, mahogany bar, billiard room, 14 zones radiant heat, 4 ďŹ replaces, bluestone surrounds the heated pool. Summer Rental MD-LD 2009 $85,000. F#65172 | Web#H37976.



The best buy south of the highway in Amagansett. This home sits on .85 of an acre & enjoys a great deal of privacy. 3 bedrooms & 2 baths with full basement, gracious livingroom w ďŹ replace & ooded w light. Large private backyard & pool w lots of decking. Very close to the ocean beach. Exclusive. F#68886 | Web#H52928.




BRIDGEHAMPTON 6DWǧSP 5RELQ'ULYHǧ Completely renovated and immaculate 2 story Tradtional beauty 1/2 mile to the village - the interior features 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, wrap around porch and two second story decks with amazing views of reserve. 44 ft. gunite pool. Summer Rental $75,000. Exclusive. F#52472 | Web#H0152472.

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EASTHAMPTON 6DWǧSP 6\FDPRUH5RDGǧ This 4000 sq ft farmhouse on the fringe of East Hampton Villlage was built and recently upgraded by prominent East End builder, known for his environmentally friendly, “Green� building practices. Home features 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths. Exclusive. F#57801 | Web#H0157801.

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Eclectic Georgian Villa boasting 6,000 sq.ft. and 3,000+ sq.ft. full ďŹ nished basement, with a movie theatre,exercise area, dressing room etc. This elegant home is located on 1.4 secluded acres. F#67659 | Web#H19283.

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Deluxe custom built 4/5 bedroom, 4.5 bath residence bordering on a private preserve in Southampton Pines! Chefs eat-in kitchen w/ wet bar & family room w/ dual fp, all ensuite baths a must see! Downstairs master, Jr. master upstairs, lower level w/ high ceilings, windows and sliding doors. F#60571 | Web#H10735.

Waterfront with spectacular 180 degree bay view. 6 bedroom, 4.5 bath, traditional home sits on .44 acres, 300 ft. builhead, a slip for 36’ boat and pool overlooking the bay. Exclusive. Dir: West on Old Montauk Hwy, left on Old Fort Lane. F#67206 | Web#H35924.



6DWǧSP -RKQVRQ'Uǧ This charming newly renovated ranch in 2002 is back on the market and reduced. Located in the Presidential Estates area of Bay Estates South of the highway features 3 large bedrooms, 2.5 baths, open living oor plan with a beautiful light ďŹ lled living room with a stone. F#60569 | Web#H51141.


SAGAPONACK 6DWǧSP /RQJ3RQG7UDLOǧ Modernist contemporary on 1,7 acres backs up to preserve. A large loft like double-height living room, two Master suite’s, one includes a usable loft above. There are also two large sized guest bedrooms, a cozy ďŹ replace and open kitchen. Heated 20x4. Exclusive. F#56651 | Web#H0156651.



3-story Gambrel home in Southampton hilltop location. 9,350 sq. ft., 8 en suite bedrooms, plus powder rm, gourmet kitchen, FDR, 2 family rms, 3 fplcs, lower level w/gym, sauna, & bar. Decks & patios, gunite pool, 3-car garage, landscaping, the works. Exclusive. F#56939 | Web#H0156939.

WATER MILL 6XQǧDPSP 6WHSKHQ+DOVH\3DWKǧ Bright contemporary home, 1.2 acres, south-of-the-highway, 1.5 miles to Flying Point Beach and close to Mecox Bay. Tennis court, heated gunite pool, and 3300 s.f. of living space, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, modern EIK, ďŹ nished BSMT. Abuts a reserve. Co-Exclusive. F#33809 | Web#H0133809.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȩFH  6XQǧSP 3RWDWR%DUQ5RDGǧ Adjacent to a reserve affording private and tranquil surroundings, this 5 bedroom, 5 bath modern home is close to Village and Flying Point Beach. Sunlit and spacious living and dining open to pool, Jacuzzi spa, tennis court. South of highway retreat. Exclusive. F#61863 | Web#H13444.


WESTHAMPTONBEACH 6DWǧSP /LEUDU\$YHQXHǧ Georgian House Apartments rare 4 unit brick and slate apartment building with easy access to local boutiques, cafes and beaches. Total of two 2 bedroom, 1 bath and two 1 bedroom, 1 bath apartments - one on each oor - 3,600 sq.ft. total. Great opportunity to own mutliple-residential income producing units. Dir: Library Avenue of the SW corner of Parlato Drive. Across from Westhampton Free Library and Starr Boggs Restaurant. Both upper units will be available to view! F#66573 | Web#H12544.





Designed for today’s Hamptons village beach lifestyle this 4 bedroom, 3 bath home radiates a special feeling of warmth and serenity. It was totally renovated in 2007 with all new cedar shigle siding on the outside and many new features on the interior. Dir: Main Street to Potunk Lane to Oneck Road to BayďŹ eld Lane to # 44. Left on private lane on left to # 48 East BayďŹ eld Lane. F#54866 | Web#H0154866.

In Southampton village,centrally located, close to the hottest clubs and restaurants. Leave your car in the driveway and take the train, or the Luxury Hampton Liner, or the Jitney.The house offers 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, with 18x45 gunite heated pool. Exclusive. F#60995 | Web#H13768.





Pristine and open, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, ďŹ replace, granite kitchen, ďŹ nished basement. Enjoy the pool and the hot tub in private and groomed landscaping. Exclusive. Dir: CR 39, south on GreenďŹ eld Rd., right on Shinnecock Hills Road. F#66649 | Web#H14649.

Rare 1925 Triplex one-of a kind compound right in the heart of the village. Main House 3+ bedroom traditional crafatsman with ďŹ ne details. Detached Carriage House featuring 2 Car Garage. Dir: Mill Road Westhampton Beach to Woodland Avenue to #35. F#65873 | Web#H31471.



Waterfront community, 1.5 acres. Newly renovated with 5 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, gourmet kitchen, dining area, ďŹ nished lower level, 2 car garage, heated gunite pool and mature landscaping. Exclusive. F#44300 | Web#H0144300.





Sensational - almost 4 acres with 4 bedrooms, 2 baths post modern chalet with mesmerizing light-ďŹ lled water views, and rolling terrain, across the street from Halsey Marina in beautiful Three Mile Harbor, Easthampton area. 1-car garage. Exclusive. F#68334 | Web#H14429.

Move happily to this 3 bedroom, 3 bath, bay-area Cottage-style home. An ideal lifestyle, with ďŹ replace, ďŹ nished basement and exercise room. Den, family room, full-appliance package. 2-car garage. Sterling ďŹ nd for a sensitive buyer! Exclusive. F#243109 | Web#H16081.



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Travel with us to... YANKEE DATES ARE IN! Sun., 6/7 TB, Sat., 7/18 DET, Wed., 7/22 BAL, Sat., 7/25 OAK, Wed., 8/12 TOR, Sat., 8/29 CWS, Mon., 9/7 TOR, Sun., 9/13 BAL – all Yankee games are @1:05 p.m. New York Mets dates and prices will be available very soon. Call or check our website for more information. The Cloisters Museum & Gardens & The Cathedral of Saint John the Divine – Thurs., May 21st – $116 pp. – Experience tours of two of New York City’s architectural, historic and spiritual wonders. The Cloisters, a designated New York City landmark incorporating parts of actual Romanesque and Gothic cloisters from five medieval European monasteries, a Romanesque chapel, and a 12th century Spanish apse, and The Cathedral of Saint John the Divine is the world’s largest Gothic cathedral, has unique stained glass windows, artistic treasures and beautiful grounds. This Cathedral was built as a “house of prayer for all nations.” You will have a fabulous Greek-food lunch at the well-known, neighborhood Symposium Restaurant and have a chance to stop at the famous Hungarian Pastry shop for refreshments on the way home. “Blithe Spirit” – Wed., Apr. 8th – $205 pp. –“At last Broadway has a comedy to die for” – This is the wickedly funny comedy about a successful novelist haunted by his biggest fan — his deceased first wife. The cast of this starry revival includes 4-time Tony Award Winner Angela Lansbury, Christine Ebersole and Rupert Everett. This is a new Broadway revival of Noel Coward’s comedy. “Hair” – Sat., Apr. 25th – $175 pp. – Hair returns to Broadway for the first time in over 30 years after a critical and popular smash run this summer at the Delacorte Theater in Central Park. Ben Brantley of the New York Times calls the production “revelatory and exuberant” and proclaims that the musical “has deeper roots than anyone remembered.” With a rock-musical score featuring such enduring songs as “Let the Sunshine In,” “Aquarius,” “Hair” and “Good Morning Starshine,” Hair depicts the counter-cultural movement of the 60’s that changed America forever and, as Time Magazine proclaimed, resonates in a way that makes Hair seem “more daring than ever”. Victorian Cape May, NJ – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tues., Apr. 26th-28th – $625 pp./do. – This fabulous tour is a complete delight. It begins with the world renowned Philadelphia Museum of Art audio tour of the Cézanne and Beyond exhibit, and continues as you take a step back in time at the Congress Hall hotel and have some wonderful tours and adventures, like a Trolley tour, exploration of Sunset Beach for Cape May Diamonds, experiencing Smithville, an historic living, working early American town set in the 1700’s, and Tea luncheon! Longwood Gardens Wine & Jazz Festival – Sat., May 2nd – $101 pp. – Hampton Jitney is proud to chauffeur you to the 3rd Annual Wine & Jazz Festival at Longwood Gardens in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. Vintage wines, great jazz and beautiful gardens are the stars of this fun, highly anticipated annual event. Hear the region’s finest jazz artists perform live, including local favorites Joe Baione and Joanna Pascale; enjoy great wines from around the state; and indulge in delectable light fare as you relax amid the splendor of spring at Longwood.

“West Side Story” – Wed., Jun. 3rd $205 pp. – West Side Story transposes Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet to the gang-ridden streets of Manhattan in the 1950s. Instead of the Capulets and Montagues, we have the Puerto Rican Sharks versus the Anglo Jets. In place of Romeo and Juliet are Tony and Maria, two teens torn between ethnic loyalty and their intense, abrupt love for one another. The Leonard Bernstein-Stephen Sondheim score includes “Tonight,” “Somewhere,” “Maria,” “I Have a Love” and “Something’s Coming.” The staging will retain the original choreography of late director Jerome Robbins. Montreal and Quebec–6-Day Tour – Sun.-Fri. – Jun. 14th-19th - $1325 pp./do. - Montreal is a unique blend of old-world charm and new world glitz. Hampton Jitney is very excited to return to our Northern neighbors again this spring. There is a great deal to see and do, so come along for an exciting journey – you won’t be disappointed. You will have guided tours of Montreal, Basilique Saint Anne de Beaupré and Montmorency Falls, have some wonderful meals and do more sightseeing and shopping on your way home through Vermont & Massachusetts. PLEASE NOTE: PASSPORTS, PASSPORT CARDS OR EDL’S (ENHANCED DRIVER’S LICENSES) WILL BE REQUIRED FOR RE-ENTRY TO THE UNITED STATES (AS OF JUNE 1, 2009).

Also Available: “Yankee Candle Village – Sat., 4/25 “9 TO 5” – Wed., 5/6 & 6/10 Bucks County, PA 2-Day Tour – Fri.-Sat. 5/8-9 Statue of Liberty & Ellis Island – Sat., 5/9 “Chicago” – Sat., 5/16 Wilderstein Mansion High Tea & Tour with Hudson River Cruise – Sun. 5/17 Ellis Island including a “Living Theatre” presentation and lunch – Sat., 5/30 The Bronx Zoo – Sat., 5/30 Culinary Institute – Thurs. 6/4 “A Slice of Brooklyn” Tour & Luncheon – Sat., 6/6 “Guys and Dolls” – Sat., 6/6 & Wed., 6/17 New England Castles & Mansions – Tues.-Thurs., 6/9-11 West Point & Hudson River Cruise – Thurs., 6/11 Kutztown German Folk Festival - Sat., 6/27 The Clipper City Tall Ship Cruise of lower Manhattan - Sat., 6/27 Sleepy Hollow Restorations - Kykuit & Sunnyside - Thurs., 7/9 "Rock of Ages" Musical - Sat., 7/11 World Yacht Dinner Cruise - Sat., 7/18

SHOW TOURS INCLUDE – Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver,

tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details.

To Make A Tour Reservation Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton Or dial extensions 328 and 329 to reach our Greenport office.


We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more.

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for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott.

Hampton Jitney’s Value Pack Ticket Books are always available! Call, Stop in or Go Online to Purchase. • They never expire • Simple to purchase • Save time and money • Any rider can use - anytime

South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

Through our online website reservation and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for information & reservations. Make your travel reservations quickly and accurately, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Book. 1196474

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Bombing Islands Vieques, Puerto Rico, Kahoolawe & Fort Tyler, East Hampton By Dan Rattiner It has always seemed incredible to me that our army and air force, for many years, would bomb the hell out of beautiful islands along our coasts for target practice. They don’t do it anymore. But until about 1975, they did. It was at that time that Americans woke up to the fact that we were poisoning our environment and one way we were doing it was with gunpowder, smoke, explosives and rockets. So we stopped. In my travels, I have encountered numerous such islands. One was the Island of Vieques, off the coast of Puerto Rico. (I was actually on the island while they were bombarding it. One half, the Navy owned. The other half, the Navy did not own, and so the locals there put up with thunder, smoke, jets flying overhead and flashes of explosions on the Navy half. And so did I. Just part of the day, is what it seemed to us all at the time.) Another victim, off the coast of Maui, was the Island of Kahoolawe, which the Navy bought in its entirety. It was just a mile off Wailea. They had stopped bombing by the time I was there, but because it was going to take years to find all the landmines, live shells and other poisonous material there, it was off limits. But you could look at it. Or secretly skin dive or snorkel off it. There was a great coral reef filled

with colorful fishes just offshore. Here on the East End, there was an island just off our shores that was bombed so much over a 50-year period that it is no longer an island, but just a pile of rubble. Because there was a sandbar that you could walk across to get to it at low tide, the discoverers of it considered it part of the larger island it was attached to, which they called the Isle of Wight.

known, stuck out from the sand bar extending along the north side of Gardiner’s Island, ending in a small earthen blip of land about four acres in size. In 1851, President John Tyler (who married his second wife, East Hampton born and raised Julia Tyler, in the White House) ordered that the government buy Gardiner’s Island Point from the Gardiner family so the Army could build a stone lighthouse on the tip. The sale went through, the lighthouse was built, but then, just 30 years later, a hurricane washed away the sandbar and in 1894 another hurricane damaged the lighthouse beyond repair and it was abandoned. It actually collapsed into the sea three years after that. What a mess. One year later, in 1898, Spain and the United States were on the brink of war. President William McKinley sent a delegation of diplomats to Cuba — Cuba was a Spanish colony then — to try to work out a peace deal. But at the same time, he ordered a gun battery built on the rocks of the ruined lighthouse at Gardiner’s Island Point, facing out to sea, in order to prevent the Spanish Navy, which was formidable, from coming into Long Island Sound to invade America. McKinley renamed Gardiner’s Island

On the East End, there was an island that was bombed so much that it’s now just a pile of rubble. You do not know an island by that name today. It was discovered in the 1500s, but it was not until 1639 that Lion Gardiner sailed across the Long Island Sound from Connecticut with his family to settle there and subsequently rename it Gardiner’s Island, which you do know. Gardiner was the first English settler in the State of New York. Gardiner’s Island Point, as it came to be

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East Hampton resident Gwyneth Paltrow is reportedly opening a gym in TriBeCa with her longtime trainer, Tracy Anderson. Cost to work out with the stars? $4,500 to start, plus “hundreds of dollars a month.” * * * Hamptons designer Jonathan Adler updated a Malibu mansion to serve as the spot for Barbie’s 50th birthday celebration. The “Jonathan Adler Loves Barbie” collection, including pillows to paint, debut in September. * * * Last Saturday, Alec Baldwin, dressed in black, was on the porch of The Hedges Inn in East Hampton in front of a Playboy Magazine photographer and many onlookers. * * * A star-studded party followed the opening of the drama Irena’s Vow at the Walter Kerr Theatre on Broadway last Sunday. This play stars Tovah Feldshuh as Irena Gut Opdyke, a Polish woman who risked her life during the Holocaust, and is related to Dan’s Papers writer, Debbie Tuma. At the party at TAO in NYC were: Neil Simon, Kathleen Turner, Elaine Stritch, David Hyde Pierce, Ally Sheedy, Blythe Danner, Joel Grey, Judith Light, Andrea Martin and Charles Busch. * * * Grey Gardens Online® is launching the newly revamped, a website for fans of cult figures/fashion icons, “Little” and “Big” Edie Beale. The site offers historical data, photos and content – all things Grey Gardens, including info on the Maysles’ documentary, Broadway musical and upcoming HBO movie. * * * More than 100 people attended the First Annual Women’s Sustainability Conference in Duke Lecture Hall at Stony Brook Southampton last weekend, including college administrators Ginny Clancy and Anamaria Cobo de Paci and Christie Brinkley. * * * Adele Smithers, president of the Christopher D. Smithers Foundation for alcoholism treatment, is elated that the film Stella won an award at the Venice Film Festival for advancing the message of hope and recovery for alcoholics. The film was shown for the first time in the U.S. at the Walter Reade Theater. * * * Local landscape designer Barry Block of East Moriches won a Gold Award from the Long Island Landscape and Nursery Association in their Environmental Enhancement Award Program. *

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Point at that time. He called it Fort Tyler, honoring the president who had built the lighthouse there. Today, however, nobody calls it Fort Tyler. They call it “the Ruins.” The fact is that the Spanish-American War of 1898 resolved the differences between America and Spain (America won) without Spain invading Long Island. The guns of Fort Tyler never had to be fired in anger. During World War II, the eastern end of Long Island was bristling with defenses in what was feared might be some sort of Nazi invasion. There was a machine gun nest in a concrete pillbox on the south side of the Montauk Lighthouse. There were antiaircraft guns along the shore there. There were Naval batteries aimed out to sea and there were Coast Guard lookout towers along the beach all the way to New York City. In Westhampton, an Army Air Force base was built, and it was aswarm with bombers and fighter planes for the duration of the war. As for Fort Tyler, it was decided that its antique guns would be useless, and its small size would make it impossible to defend. Why not have the planes from Westhampton bomb the crap out of it? And so, for four years during World War II and then another six years through the Korean War, fighter and bomber pilots used Fort Tyler as a place for navigation and bombardier training, for aircraft testing and for just plain air force dive bombing fun. The Fort

itself was soon reduced to rubble. And then the rubble was reduced to still further rubble. As for the bombs and bullets that missed the fort entirely, all there was around Fort Tyler were shellfish, a sandbar and fishes. Too bad for them. Bombing Fort Tyler ceased in the early 1950s, which was just about the time that the Army bought Plum Island, only a few miles away just off Orient Point, where they had decided to build an animal disease research center. Live, sick animals would be brought there. Attempts would be made to find cures for the diseases they had. A goal would be to create serums and vaccines that could prevent future animal diseases. What they didn’t want,

one suspects, was a lot of barking and mooing and growling going on as the noise of bombarding Fort Tyler wafted over Plum Island and spooked the hell out of the animals. The bombardment stopped. The Plum Island Animal Research Center opened and is still open today. Well, wonderful sophisticates that we are today when it comes to not polluting, we no longer bombard the beautiful islands that dot the coasts of America. Testing goes on, however, and bombing runs do continue, but not on our islands and not in the mountains, which are also beautiful, and home to much protected flora and fauna, but either far out at sea, where nobody can see what is going on, or in the American deserts, where the populace also cannot see and where, presumably, the only damage is done to a bunch of ugly rattlers and lizards. As for the sea — well — underwater, the fishes could get out of the way, could they not? Here on Long Island, nobody calls the rubble Fort Tyler anymore, although that remains its official name. It is called Off Limits by the government, which never has gone to the trouble to clean the sea bottom for stray bombs and shells, or even properly clean up the gunpowder and unexploded ordinance on the rocks there. As for yachtsmen, fishermen and sailors, as I mentioned before, they call it “the Ruins.” You can picnic there if you like. But it’s probably not a good idea. Certainly, I wouldn’t.

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Left: Ron Guldi, Center: A Southampton home involved in the mortgage fraud scheme, Top Right: Douglas MacPherson, Bottom Right: Carrie Coakley

Sex and Real Estate A Dominatrix, Mortgage Fraud, $50 Million & Westhampton By Dan Rattiner In January, detectives raided the law offices of George Guldi in Westhampton Beach and made off with 52 filing cabinets filled with information. Guldi, who had been our Suffolk County legislator for 10 years and since leaving office in 2003 has been a well-respected attorney, was out to lunch at the time. He went ballistic. The detectives had come with a warrant that would allow them only to make off with files involving a mortgage scheme. Instead, they took ALL his files, including, he said, pictures of clients’ children and other files relating to his law practice. He could not operate without these files, he said

he would sue for improper entry and theft, but the detectives returned more than 30 of the filing cabinets the next day and he calmed down. A week later it came out that the police were investigating the sale of the home of Guldi’s late father on Mecox Road in Southampton. It had been sold and the buyer had received a mortgage for $3.7 million from Wachovia Bank. (This was not unusual at that time.) However, it seemed that $1.8 million wound up in Guldi’s account rather than the buyer’s account. And no mortgage payments were being paid. An interview with the buyer, a man named Bill Apkinar who lived in Glen Cove, elicited from him the claim that he thought his identity had been

stolen. He said he knew nothing about the sale. Last week, the roof fell in. In what is turning out to be a scandal involving sex, bondage, mortgage fraud, $50 million, identity theft and illegal aliens, this case is now making front page news. Guldi was nabbed, but the primary figure arrested was Douglas MacPherson, a prominent Westhampton businessman who owns Magic’s Pub, the Artful Dodger, the Sunset Café, a Westhampton bed and breakfast and as many as many as 40 private homes, mostly in Westhampton and Quogue, but also in other communities in these parts. He also owns the Soho Weekly, a newspaper in Manhattan. He (continued on next page)

PARKING, PERIWINKLES, OBAMA, OSAMA, WORLD TRADE By Dan Rattiner Here a roundup of this week’s news. In Manhattan, it was announced that the Freedom Tower, currently under discussion, would henceforth be known as World Trade Center One. The reason for the name change was, according to a spokesperson, that the term “freedom” might incite the radical Muslims to attack it, whereas the name World Trade Center One would not. I have three thoughts about this. 1. The Freedom Tower is going to stand 1,776 feet tall, nearly half again taller than any other building in the city. Calling this building World Trade Center One is like telling a guy who is

seven feet tall that if he wears sunglasses, people wouldn’t notice him. 2. Renaming it World Trade Center One is an insult to the memory of World Trade Center Two. 3. The radical Muslims knocked down World Trade Centers One and Two at least partly because they were named World Trade Center. Although, after eight years, it’s still a puzzle to many people about exactly what it is that radical Muslims want, it is not for lack of their telling us. They have said repeatedly that they are opposed to world trade and westernization. They think its existence is an abomination

against God. Perhaps you have noticed that in recent times every culture but one has embraced world trade and westernization. China, India, Japan, Europe, Central America and South America are all on board with Benettons and Gaps and Burger Kings. Only the radical Muslims aren’t on board. And they say westernization interferes with their ability to practice their religion. Thus, the fatwah. Perhaps it would be a good thing if we carved out the interior of that fat needle sitting as the top quarter of the Freedom Tower and made it into a nondenominational chapel for all — a (continued on page 18)

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also owns, with his wife, Carrie Coakley, a sex club in Soho that rents out rooms to men and women who want to enjoy domination and role playing. Coakley, who is in her 30s, is a former dominatrix. MacPherson also owns some homes in Queens and Brooklyn. MacPherson rents many of the homes he owns as summer share houses, but mostly, it seems, he rents to Hispanics, some of whom are illegal aliens, and from what the tenants are saying, as they worry about being evicted now, for amounts far above market. MacPherson has pleaded not guilty. “Nothing was done illegally or improperly,” he told reporters. “It’s because the economy went bad. And the situation was aggravated by

Southampton Town ordinances that prohibited renting to immigrants. I sued the town in federal court over that.” MacPherson’s suit, filed last January, as a landlord, said that the Town had created a new unconstitutional law that required landlords to list by name all tenants living in a rental. He said this was harassing Hispanics. One of his properties, a former motel in Westhampton, was an eyesore, a mess and overpopulated, the Town says. Police raided the property in the middle of the night to count noses and see who was who. They were not trying to turn anybody in to immigration. They were trying to see if the ordinance was being violated. It was. And so that next morning they issued fines to MacPherson.

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MacPherson’s lawsuit resulted. MacPherson, when asked about the “stolen identities” claim, said, “Everyone who claims their identities were stolen were partners. Some invested in houses with me, some purchased properties and I made agreements so they could manage them.” MacPherson said Guldi was his lawyer. Also arrested, besides MacPherson’s wife, was Ethan Ellner, 49, of Plainview, who allegedly created false documents, such as titles and appraisals and other reports, that would innacurately indicate to a bank that a particular property was free and clear of other mortgages, liens or other encumbrances and could therefore be issued a nice, fresh, clean new mortgage for more than the property might have been purchased for. As for Guldi’s late father’s house, the district attorney claims this house had a $1.5 million mortgage that had gone into foreclosure in 2005 nobody knew about before also getting the $3.8 million mortgage. District Attorney Thomas Spota said, “The damage these defendants single-handedly caused to our local economy is simply appalling.” If the DA is right, what took place was this: A client would rent a room at the sex club (he or she could rent actors and actresses, décor {Studio Red or Studio Reflect} or instruments of torture — cuffs, paddles, whips, blinds and masks, leashes and collars, mirrors, suspension devices, gags, clamps, canes, etc.) and then, in the course of things, be approached by management, who said that they had a property they wanted to buy and needed an identity to steal as buyer, and the club would pay the clients $5,000 for the privilege. The stolen identity was thus the purchaser. He was an upstanding fellow in his community and his representatives, MacPherson and Guldi, could prove it. The “clean” title for the property was then presented, as was the appraisal, and then during the course of things there were some new minority buyers who wanted in and so the check from the bank for the mortgage should be made out to something such as 2025 Deerfield Path, Inc., which was how the money could go into somebody else’s pocket. In some of these transactions the bank was not even given the backup information about the corporation, they were just told that instead of making the check out to Joe Sex Club Patron, make it out to 2025 Deerfield Path, Inc., because he would prefer it that way. Everyone connected with this case has pled “not guilty.” According to bank records, some of these properties have been behind in the rent for years and some more recent “buyers” never started paying any rent whatsoever. Of course, federal regulators were right on top of the case all the time, so these indiscretions were only allowed to go on for six years before everybody pounced. If you’re curious about what a sex club might be like, just go to the Arena Web site, which is There you will see naked people pretended to be having terrible things happening to them and you will be able to locate how to get in touch with them, (the studio).

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Red Tide Be Gone Attempt to Stop Algae Bloom in Water Mill Meets Mother Nature By Dan Rattiner For the last 15 years, the waters in our bays and ponds have suffered from horrendous bouts of algae blooms that kill the fish and turn clear water into an unswimmable, ugly muck of red and brown goop. The algae blooms last weeks or months, and then disappear. There seems to be no rhyme or reason for them. Scientists for years have scratched their heads about this. Study after study has been done. The blooms seem to come when there are high levels of phosphorous and nitrogen in the water. But that’s about all they can tell us. Nobody yet has figured out how to stop algae blooms. And yet, there is one group of private citizens

who believe, or for the last three years have believed, they can stop algae blooms. The group consists of the homeowners who live on the landscaped estates that surround Mill Pond, a modest, oval shaped body of water north of downtown Water Mill, or, as they have declared it, Lake Nowedonah, which they have chosen because they believe that the lovely Shinnecock Indian maiden Nowedonah may have sat on the banks of the pond sometime in the 17th century. The group is named Friends of Lake Nowedonah. Three years ago, this group petitioned the Southampton Town Trustees, the group that owns all bay and pond bottoms in the Town, to allow them to spend $60,000 to install three

noisy, circular, floating 10-foot wide and six-foot high water stirrers that they wanted to anchor in the center of the pond. These stirrers would be leased for one summer for that amount of money from a firm called SolarBee, which claimed that they would banish the algae blooms. They said that algae blooms were caused by a natural inversion of pond water, where the oxygen-starved water near the bottom is inverted with the oxygen-rich water near the top, resulting in dead fish and algae. They were prepared to install their SolarBees to solve the problem in the summer of 2006. The trustees denied their request for 2006, (continued on page 22)

SHALLCAR FERRIES BE ALLOWED TO DOCK AT MONTAUK? By Dan Rattiner At the present time, there is just one place to set off by ocean-going ferry from the South Fork of Long Island, and that is to Block Island, Rhode Island. Block Island is visible on the eastern horizon from Montauk Harbor just five miles off Montauk Point. So it is fitting that the ferry that takes you there leaves from Montauk Harbor. Many tourists go there. Bring your bicycle. There are no cars allowed on the Montauk to Block Island ferry. But a bike works because the island is small. And it is sure worth the trip. Block Island is a fairyland, completely unlike anything in the Hamptons. For more than 20 years, the ferry to Block Island has been run by Captain Paul Forsberg, a longtime resident of Montauk. In ships the size

of fishing boats, running at 8 or 10 knots, it can take about two hours to get there. And in bad weather, that can be pretty rocky. That is how he got there at first. Around 15 years ago, Forsberg noticed that there was a battle underway between the CrossSound Ferry Company and East Hampton Town about allowing that ferry company to build a dock on the isolated arc of Napeague Beach between Amagansett and Montauk and carry ferries filled with cars and trucks to it. The local newspaper in East Hampton vigorously opposed this. It did not pass many people’s notice that the owner of the paper at that time lived about 300 yards down the deserted arc of that beach from where the dock would be built. Joined by the Town and others, the result was that the Cross-

Sound Ferry Company backed away from that plan. In fact, a town law was passed that prohibited the landing of ANY ships that might carry automobiles to anywhere in East Hampton Township. This was a pretty controversial law. What about the necessities allowed in the U. S. Constitution for interstate commerce by boat? Could a Town law stand when put up against that? Although Cross-Sound Ferry had given up after that law was passed, Forsberg decided that just maybe this would be the right place and the right time to make a challenge. He envisioned himself having a regional car ferry service based in Montauk not only to Block Island, but New London, Orient Point, Martha’s Vineyard and (continued on page 20)

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place to come to reflect and pray. It would be a place very close to God, way up there. Would this be a good idea? Well, we could ask Osama Bin Laden. He’s available by hand delivered videotape. Now that our new president is willing to talk to anybody and everybody, why not? Let Obama talk to Osama. In Detroit, it was announced that Rick Wagoner, the CEO of GM for the past nine years, will be stepping down to make way for the new and upcoming head of research at GM, Harvey Hybrid. In New York City, Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced that he was laying off 30 policemen and putting on duty 30 metermaids. Apparently he does not share the opinion of most that hard times will lead to more desperate people and to more crime. He apparently think that hard times will lead to more instances of desperate people parking their cars one inch over the line or one minute over the allowed hour. Also on Friday, Scott Borgerson, who is a visiting fellow at the Council of Foreign Relations in Washington, announced his plan for making the entire planet above the Arctic Circle a park. He notes that with the way the ice around the North Pole is melting, by 2013, the entire Arctic continent will be just water in the summertime. And he thinks this is a great opportunity. Not only would a park be a preserve and safe haven for nature up there, but it would also defuse the sea bottom land rush that has gotten Russia and other countries out in subs to plant flags claiming jurisdiction over parts of the Arctic.

What Borgerson has not noticed is that all the land creatures up in the Arctic for the last 100,000 years — the polar bears, the seals, sea lions and other animals — will be dead because of global warming melting all the ice by 2013. Oh well, we can still save the fishes. They come and go, I know, but while underwater in the park, they will be protected. Regarding climate change, there was a very interesting article in the news on Friday about the periwinkle snails that live off eastern Long Island and as far north as Maine. Dusty old research from 1915 to 1919 was recently discovered about these snails. Back then, scientists gathered up periwinkles at 19 different sites and measured the thickness and length of the shells. The scientists today thought this was a golden opportunity to see if they could get the same results today. They could not. Periwinkles today have shells that are 23% heavier and longer than they were in the earlier study nearly 100 years ago. The reason? The earlier study was done before a certain kind of crab with vice like claws came on the scene around here. Apparently, in just 90 years, the periwinkles have mutated to grow shells that are too tough and too long for these crabs to break through. This confirms the recent discovery that creatures can mutate in just a few generations in response to new environmental challenges. And it makes me wonder about global warming. President Barack Obama announced his itinerary on Friday for the upcoming conference in (continued on page 20)

Space Junk Attack On Sunday night at 8 p.m., many residents of the East End reported seeing a flash of light followed by a very profound boom, the sort of thing that you might hear when lightning strikes a house down the block. It wasn’t a lightning strike. It was a piece of the second stage from a Russian Soyuz rocket falling back to earth. Twenty-eight hours earlier, at the Biakonur Cosmodrome in Kazakstan, three men and a millionaire space tourist, Charles Simonyi, were launched up toward the International Space Station aboard a space capsule nestled in the nose cone of the Soyuz. A few minutes into the flight, the first stage fell away and an hour after that, the second stage fell away. Experts say that where the pieces from these stages come down can generally be plotted by scientists before a launch. In this case, the second stage began breaking into pieces around 10 minutes before the hour, and on the hour, in a great arc between Boston and Virginia Beach, Virginia, the pieces began to fragment and explode as they came through the atmosphere. Pilots aboard two separate jets in the Northeast Corridor reported the streaks of light and sonic boom from some of the pieces at 8 p.m. – Dan Rattiner

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Southampton ‘Error’ In One Town It’s ‘Fraud’ – In Another, ‘a Problem’ By T.J. Clemente In the suddenly complex world of Suffolk County towns’ budgets comes news that, so far, the Town of Southampton has a $4.9 million capital reserve hole, possibly resulting from overspending, mismanagement or bad accounting — but most likely all three. This comes on the heels of official state audits putting the Town of East Hampton’s 2008 budget deficit at $9.5 million. Some Republican party officials, spokespeople and their friends in the media destroyed East Hampton Town Supervisor William McGintee’s reputation as a public servant over this, but seem to be silent in their opinions of both Southampton Town Supervisor Linda Kabot’s conduct as well as that of her predecessor, Patrick Heaney. Both Kabot and Heaney are Republicans.

Now phrases like “a problem” are used instead of words like fraud, incompetence or mismanagement. The truth is, the economic downturn is causing big problems for many small towns. Gordon Herr, chairman of The Southampton Town Democratic Committee, commented on the Southampton situation by saying, “I think that most people would agree that the responsibility for the fiscal crisis lies squarely with the current and previous administrations, which have consistently appointed under-qualified and often unqualified people to the Boards and have hired managers who have been clearly lacking in any kind of financial, management or budgeting skills or qualifications. The Town is painting the chain of events as ‘human error.’” Kabot was reportedly “shocked and dis-

mayed” about the situation, stating, “I’m disappointed that we weren’t told about this earlier when [former Comptroller Charlene Kagel] had advance knowledge.” Kabot has indicated that the new situation will lead to more lay-offs and budget cuts beyond what she had originally planned. In fact, if the “hole” due to the accounting error is closer to the $6.2 million figure that has also been reported, cuts and lay-offs will be deeper. Some people believe this is just the beginning of similar problems bound to arise all over the country, where growth and good times hid such mistakes in the past. Some knowledgeable insiders think the situation may evolve like that in East Hampton, where the Town Supervisor is being forced out by his own party (continued on page 26)

COUNTY PROMISES HARDER SLAP FOR HATE CRIMES By Tiffany Razzano In an effort to send a message that Suffolk County will not tolerate hate crimes, last week, County legislators unanimously passed “Marcelo Lucero’s Law,” which increases civil penalties for bias crimes. The law raises the fines from $1,000 for a first offense, $2,000 for a second offense and $5,000 for a third offense to $5,000, $10,000 and $20,000 respectively. The law is named for Marcelo Lucero, an Ecuadorian immigrant who was stabbed to death by seven high school students in Patchogue last fall, an incident that grabbed national headlines. The group of teenagers was also later charged with at least five more incidents of attacks on Latinos in the area, though all pleaded not guilty to the new charges.

Lucero’s murder made clear the shocking extent of hate crimes in the County, especially after a recent vandalism incident at the Long Island Gay and Lesbian Youth Center on February 2. Even though it was later determined that was not a hate crime, the incident caused the State government to once again take notice of Suffolk’s inordinately pervasive hate crime problem. Gov. David A. Paterson condemned the vandalism and sent the State’s Human Rights Commissioner Galen Kirkland to Long Island (to visit the Center and hold a public forum) for the second time in mere months. Kirkland had last come to Long Island in November, after Lucero’s death. The County Legislature also handily passed the measure to create a 13-member task force

(which will be appointed by Levy, the District Attorney, the Suffolk County Police Department {SCPD} and other county boards and commissions) though some legislators are wondering if hate crimes would be better investigated by the legislature. And others wonder if the task force would be more effective if composed of citizens who have felt the effects of hate crimes. However, in conjunction with Marcelo Lucero’s Law, many hail the task force as the first step in the right direction of tackling Suffolk’s bias crimes issue. Though the headline grabbing incidents have typically occurred farther west in Suffolk, the East End is not impervious to hate crimes. At the end of January, along the border of Southampton (continued on next page)

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Nantucket. Was it an idea whose time had come? Forsberg decided to just forge ahead. Without telling anybody, he ordered that a big 140-foot ship be built with four 600 horsepower engines capable of carrying a load of cars and passengers at 22 knots. Worst case, if they wouldn’t allow any cars, he could either take it out charter fishing as the most luxurious experience imaginable or carry lots and lots of passengers at very high speeds to Block Island, his regular route, in only an hour. And waves be damned. Best case, he was in the serious car ferry business. The ship, built in Florida far, far from East Hampton, was finished in 2002 and, in a grand entrance, with flags flying, appeared one day in June of that year at Montauk Harbor. It was called the VIKING SUPERSTAR. It is there today. (Forsberg is the kind of guy who would say, “Boy, I just can’t wait to see the look on their faces!”) Forsberg immediately announced that it would be fitted up to carry cars. The Town immediately issued a stop order. The result of that was that since the Town had the police and Forsberg did not, the ship sat. On the other hand, he could use it for the Block Island run, passengers only. It is on that run today. And at other times it goes off on sightseeing or fishing cruises. In 2007, Forsberg filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the Town saying that the interstate commerce laws should prevail over dumb local laws. The Town countered by announcing that any

ship that had engines of more than 2000 horsepower were banned. Meetings were held. The Town gave way to the extent that they would allow that the VIKING SUPERSTAR could be used as long as more than 2000 horsepower were not fired up in Town waters. Forsberg could do that by running at a lesser speed. Then, at the 1500-foot Town jurisdiction limit, he was off to the races. At the beginning of all this, Forsberg was joined in the lawsuit by the Town of Southold, which felt that East Hampton was not doing its fair share in hauling people and cars around in the oceans and bays of Long Island. Shelter Island also joined the lawsuit briefly, but then backed off because of the cost. Many people going from East Hampton to Orient to take the existing ferry to New London, go via Shelter Island, just using the island as a doormat to get from point A to point B. There should be a direct ferry from East Hampton to Orient. Federal Judge Sandra Feuerstein took on the matter a year ago, and after a month or two of hearings and testimony, announced that East Hampton was right and Forsberg was wrong. Forsberg appealed. And he got back in the fray by the ruling from the appeals judge. A part of the decision was now ruled in Forsberg’s favor. It would have to go even higher. Three weeks ago, the matter landed in the courtroom of Judge Feuerstein again. There were three days of hearings. And now a decision is expected on this matter sometime this month. I have no idea how this is going to come out.


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and East Hampton Towns, a noose was found hanging from a tree in the woods in Sagaponack — the second found in our area. The incident was referred to the SCPD’s hate crimes unit, which, rather than local village and town police, now fields all of Suffolk’s potential hate and bias crimes.


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London on globalization. Maybe America has been right not to sign the various agreements designed to stop carbon from getting spewed into the atmosphere. Maybe it’s not a problem at all. Maybe humans will simply mutate a few generations from now into creatures with thicker and more insulating skin than we have now. Global warming? Bring it on. Finally, in the news was the announcement on Saturday of President Obama’s goal in Afghanistan. He intends to bring in not only more soldiers, but also more advisors to make the existing pro-American government there better. He will also spend piles of money rebuild Afghanistan’s non-existent infrastructure. And so when the Afghans find themselves traffic lighted, skyscrapered, Burger Kinged, Gapped and Starbucked, they will cheer because they will be able to replace their rickety old opium economy with all these wonderful things from the west. Roll up your sleeves, Afghanistan, the shovel ready projects are about to be funded.

















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Conflict Resolution Strategies for a New Age with the shih-tzu. I only reinforced my position. The dog let out a small whimper. “Okay, okay,” said the seller, with a similar whimper. “You can have the table at your price. Just move, please.” It’s great when a plan comes together. Heartened by this, I looked to the pet experts for more suggestions. One source said to never use the dog’s name when you’re scolding him, since a pup hears his name as a term of endearment. Anyone who has ever been in a relationship knows that, in the heat of battle, your name can sound like anything but a term of endearment. There are people who, during an argument, tend to REPEAT the other person’s

name with annoying frequency — like at the end of every sentence. It becomes a punctuation mark. Not a semicolon or comma, but more of a: $!@*!+!*. No, I don’t think that recommendation translates to the human beings. Another tactic I’d shy away from with people is the squirty bottle. Most adults at least really resent attempts at having their behavior controlled by being squirted in the face. Women find this particularly offensive if they hadn’t used waterproof mascara. When used to control an aggressive male, it often has just the opposite effect. But there was a good tip under nuisance barking: look straight into the dog’s eyes, hold up your index finger firmly, and in a low but stern voice, state, “No barking. No barking.” When I tried this on the puppy, she became so confused that she did in fact stop. Last Tuesday, one of my freelancers came in, complaining about the edits I made to a story. (continued on page 27)

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By Susan M. Galardi The conflict had escalated to a critical point. Reason was no longer possible. Cajoling failed. Yelling exacerbated the situation. In a last ditch effort, I folded my arms across my chest, turned my back defiantly, stared away with a stern look, and remained silent and still. It worked. But as soon as I turned around, the bitch bit my hand. That’s where I drew the line. That puppy would have to go. Several months ago, my partner and I got a puppy that turned out to be surprisingly aggressive. Because we have a young son, we committed to following every suggestion on how to nip that behavior pattern in the bud. The strategy outlined above came from the book, How to Raise a Puppy You Can Live With, and eventually helped a little. We also consulted with trainers, vets, and other books, including Dog Training for Dummies. As I read some of the suggestions it occurred to me that they just might work with people. After all, we’re in a new era of politics, where diplomacy and other more civilized tactics that were ignored for eight years are coming to light once again. Just like we no longer whack a dog on the nose with a newspaper when he does something wrong, our government is no longer getting medieval on countries that may or may not be a threat. As citizens, we can certainly try a new approach, too. And why not dog training techniques? Last weekend I went to a yard sale and saw a great little retro coffee table. I began negotiating with the seller, but he was as stubborn as a bull dog, repeating what he had paid for it three years ago. I calmly told him this is no longer the height of the market, and he might have to take a loss. The negotiation became impassioned. He got fangy and barked, “What do think I’m selling lady! A Florida condo? Antiques hold their value!” Well, I turned right around, crossed my arms, let out a little “hmpf,” and stared off into space. He was speechless, needless to say. “Lady?” he growled after a few minutes. I said nothing. “Do you want the table or not?” I didn’t respond. Just then, a man holding a shih-tzu came over and said, “Excuse me please.” I didn’t budge. “Ma’am, may I get by? I’d like to see that lamp.” I would not be moved. A woman with bug eye glasses marched over and said to the seller, “How much is that rug? Can I see it?” I happened to be standing on it. “Yes,” said the seller, then yipped at me, “Could you move so she can see the rug?” I remained silent, still, unwavering. “I’d like to get to that lamp,” said the man

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By Dan Rattiner Week of April 4 – April 10, 2009 Riders this week: 9,421 Rider miles this week: 88,423 DOWN IN THE TUBE Among those spotted using the subway this week were Michele Obama, who was seen on the Quogue platform and said she was out here to get seeds for her garden. Also seen here were Julia Roberts, Mercedes Reuhl and Paris Hilton, who was seen on the Southampton platform and said she was out here to check on her parents’ house. NEW GROUP BEING FORMED The Hampton Subway is willing to form a Hampton Subway Celebrity Watchers Club if anyone shows any interest in it. Riders would report sightings of celebrities over the Internet to our headquarters in Hampton Bays, and would receive, in return, free passes on the subway. You’ll get three passes for A listers, two passes for B listers and one pass for C listers. It would be up to the management of the Subway to determine which list any particular celebrity is on and that decision will be final. Any sighting received at HSCWC will be sent out again over the Internet to all members of the

club so that members can descend upon whichever platform is indicated and thus swarm the celebrity, surround him or her, ask for autographs and pick at their clothing. If you have any interest in this, please contact Beatrice at our home office in Hampton Bays. HAPPY BIRTHDAY We wish to congratulate Henry Bastion, of East Quogue, on his birthday. Bastion, who is a subway car dispatcher working at our yard in Montauk, won the annual award for most continuous days working without a break in 2007, on the job 24 hours a day seven days a week between February 14 and October 3 that year. Birthday cards should be sent to him c/o Southampton Hospital where he remains hospitalized. SOUVENIR SUBWAY BOOK NOW ON SALE Our souvenir book One Year on the Hampton Subway has now gone on sale in all four Bookhampton Book Stores. (Amagansett, East Hampton, Sag Harbor and Southampton.) It can also be bought either online or by telephone. Buy it at or by calling 631-5370500. The cost is $18.48 plus tax. (continued on next page)

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but after a more urgent bout of algae bloom, agreed to allow the SolarBees for 2007. Unfortunately, the algae bloom appeared as before and, in the fall, when the SolarBees technicians came, they concluded that the SolarBees had been installed wrong, and had sucked mud, seagrass and other gunk into the engines. For 2008, success would be guaranteed once they adjusted the engine speeds. In 2008, with further permission from the trustees, the SolarBees were once again installed, and once again the algae bloom came back. The trustees themselves had the water tested and concluded in the fall that Mill Pond was suffering from high levels of phosphorous and nitrogen, and, it appeared, that the phosphorous that had been settling at the pond’s bottom had merely been stirred up by the SolarBees. Nevertheless, the Friends of Lake Noahdonah have once again requested that the trustees approve SolarBees for the summer of 2009. They wish, once again — with their landscapers spraying and sprinkling massive amounts of phosphorous and nitrogen chemicals on their lawns which then trickle down the slopes of their property and into the pond — to watch the SolarBees whirring around out there, fighting for all that’s right and just in America. The trustees say they will make a decision before the end of the month about this, but at this point, it does not look as if they have the votes to authorize another year.

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner I’m a pretty big video game guy. I have the most advanced (expensive) version of X-Box 360 and have beaten, on my own mind you, Grand Theft Auto IV without doing any cheat codes. But it wasn’t until last weekend that I had the pleasure and pain of playing the Nintendo Wii. If you have been living under a box, the Nintendo Wii is a video game system where you have to actually move more than your fingers to get it to operate. If you want to play a tennis game, for example, you have to swing the controller as if it were a tennis racket. One of the real benefits of using the Wii is that it lets you know that you are out of shape. My buddy Paul Bozgo, a CPA in New York, swears by the Wii. “Dude, you get such a great workout on it. You won’t believe how addictive it is.” “Why not just go out and actually play tennis?” I said, and then immediately felt old. “Play it and you’ll understand.” At my friend Rich’s house in Jamesport, I wound up and got on the Wii. Rich’s Eight-yearold son, Matt, and I were about to battle each other at bowling. Matt is unbelievably good at bowling using the Wii and I was destroyed in a pathetic display of athleticism against an eight year old. We then “boxed.” I was sure I would win. I faced up against this little eight year old and was steadfast and focused. Our computer characters on the television sized each other up and then the screen yelled “Fight!” I started dancing around the room, expecting my character to dance around the room and avoid punches, but this does not work very effectively. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Matt flailing his arms in every direction as fast as humanly possible. That’s cheating I thought, as I went down for the count in about two minutes. When my character got up, I decided to just let it all go and began punching the air as hard and as fast as I could. The two of us must have looked like crazy people. Little Matt had his eyes closed and was completely focused on punching and I stood in amazement as my char-


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acter officially became knocked out. I had lost a boxing match to an eight year old. “Let’s play tennis,” I said. My heart was racing. I was already sweating and I felt kind of dizzy, but I didn’t care. I needed to beat this kid at something. We fired up tennis and I began to run around the room swinging the air. I backhanded, I aggressively covered the net and was nearly running into walls diving for the ball. It was then, at this point, that I began to get really tired. I was swinging as hard as I could, but started to notice that no matter how hard I swung my controller, the ball seemed to go the same speed on the screen. That’s when it hit me that I was putting way to much energy into this

game. Matt was very casually just swinging the controller and winning the game. What was the point of trying so hard? I then began to just swing my controller gently, and discovered that the Wii is a lot more about timing and a lot less about strength. “You could have told me that I didn’t need to run around and swing so hard Matthew,” I said in a fatherly voice. “Sorry,” he said. Which I’m sure really translated into, “I just thought it was hysterical how stupid you looked.” For at least four hours, I played the Wii. The following morning I really had thrown my arm out badly and needed to take Advil to drive. Nearly every muscle in my body ached.


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The Sheltered Islander Book of the Hanging Gardens The seed catalogs are here! I look forward to the seed and rose catalogs every Spring. They hail the coming of the season in the same way the Neiman Marcus catalog hails Christmas in August and the huge Visa bills hail January. They give the year a sort of rhythm. I’m not in shape to garden on my knees anymore, so I now gravitate toward the pages with the hanging gardens. It’s amazing what can grow through slots in a hanging plastic bag: cherry tomatoes, strawberries, little peppers and such. They haven’t perfected the technology for hanging pumpkins or cantaloupe yet, but I have hope. With this “berries in a bag” option, you can create your own hanging gardens of Babylon right on your front porch. “We’re having lunch on the porch, Sally. Grab a bowl and start picking what you want.” “Wow! Can’t get any fresher than this, Judy!” “Yup. When you filled the bowl, let me know. I’ll get the hose and you lean over the railing so I can rinse off your salad.” “What’s to drink?” “Fresh water. I just leave the hose on trickle and hang it over the railing after we’ve rinsed our salads, that way we can take a sip whenever we want.” “Can I have a glass?” “No, ‘cause then I have to wash it, wastes water and soap.” “Wastes water to leave the hose on drizzle

over the railing.” “Nope. I got a washtub under us under the porch. Any excess water gets used to water the flower bed.” “Judy, whatever ‘minimalist’ book you’re reading, I think you might be taking it too far.” “That’s what George said when I took away the bedding after we installed the solar panel sunlight directly over the bed. I save water and electricity by not having to wash sheets. I never have to make the bed in the morning and we’re both getting a nice, light all-over tan. I always thought I’d hate ‘going green,’ but the greener I go, the less housework I have. I just got rid of all the carpeting last week.” “So what’s on your floors inside?” “Sawdust. You can get bags and bags for free from the sawmills. I throw it all over the floor and watch the weather report for a really windy day, then I just throw all the windows and doors open and it blows the house clean. George misses the rugs, but he likes the old time barroom smell of the sawdust.” “What if it’s not windy anytime soon?” “Well, I resort to a gas powered leaf blower on those occasions. I can clear out the house in about 10 minutes.” “At least you still have dishes...”

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“I kept a few sets for when I have company like you over. Otherwise, George and I just come out here and graze like deer.” “What do you do with the time you save?” “I’m growing championship giant pumpkins in the yard for the annual contest upstate. In Spring I get the seeds fresh from the catalogs. They’re five inches long! They grow to over 1,000 pounds and over 12 feet around.” “How will you get it off the Island?” “Get a bunch of people together and roll it to the ferry. I figure if the Town can block off roads for all these 5k races, they can block off the roads for a large local vegetable. Once across, a flatbed truck will pick it up.” “You’ll have to get someone to wear a big orange triangle for slow-moving vehicles on their rear end while you’re all rolling the pumpkin.” “I didn’t think of that. Do you suppose there’s a different colored triangle for slow moving vegetables?” “Well, ordinarily a vegetable wouldn’t qualify as a vehicle, however in the case of a giant pumpkin, I think you have a precedent.” “Oh yeah, Cinderella ...” “Works for me.”


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The Deal Slayers, Part 1: Inspections By Susan M. Galardi These days, real estate transactions are more fragile than ever. News reports make formerly confident buyers gun shy, leaving them with shaken confidence. Other buyers may exit deals because of a sudden layoff or another blow to household income. So it behooves buyers and sellers to do whatever due diligence they can on the front end to keep deals from sliding, if not catapulting, off the tables. In the next four weeks, this column will examine potential deal slayers, and how to avoid them – if possible. Of the many potential deal slayers in a real estate transaction these days, one with a good strong history on the East End is the home inspection. Somewhere after the O&A (offer and acceptance) and before the contract, the buyer (at the behest of the bank/mortgage company) must order a home inspection. (Cash buyers are not required to get an inspection, though they should.) The details of the report may influence the price negotiated, or even the forward progress on the deal. Based on an inspector’s report, a dream home can quickly become a nightmare for a potential buyer, and an albatross for the seller. Without a thorough home inspection performed by a qualified professional, no one — neither seller nor buyer — can be aware of the condition of a home. The goal of the inspection is to give buyer and seller the information needed to help button up the deal, or end it for

good reason. Inspection reports that kill deals usually involve serious, legitimate issues like leaking roofs, rotted wood or termites. So a home inspector’s report should point out problems that require immediate, costly and/or time consuming repairs. In this case the report is not a deal slayer but a grief saver. If you’re a buyer hiring a home inspector, of course it’s important to find one who is formally trained and certified by an organization such as the National Institute of Building Inspectors (NIBI®). Real estate agents usually know the competent home inspectors in the area. If you ask an agent for referrals, be sure to get names of several inspectors. A very good bit of advice is: Hire local. Try to find (by referral, reputation) a local professional who knows his job, the town, the local codes and the homes. One homeowner told of a young up-island inspector completely unfamiliar with the East End. After a week of heavy snow, warming temperatures and melting snow, he stood in the backyard and told the buyers, “This is marshland” — in a neighborhood that is notoriously dry and sandy. Needless to say, it’s important to get to know the reputation of your engineer, making sure he’s not overemphasizing minor issues and

recommending unneeded work — that he will then refer to his contractor buddies. Equally important is that the engineer is experienced enough to give an accurate assessment of the problems. Beware of engineers who, in their need to justify their fee, become over zealous if not alarmist. Another homeowner spoke of an engineer who told potential buyers that a 5’ by 10’ balcony was dangerous. Upon questioning, he said that in no way could the deck handle 40 people. Cooler heads prevailed, as both buyer and seller rolled their eyes at the notion that any sane person would crowd 40 people on a small balcony off a master bedroom in a private home. And in this instance, the inspector showed a lack rather than a bevy of knowledge. Theresa Quigley, a real estate attorney with Farrell Fritz in Bridgehampton, sees another disturbing trend among some inspectors. “I’ve been noticing some home inspectors have been overstepping their bounds,” she said. “The job of the home inspector is to point out the potential problems. But some are going above and beyond. “For example,” said Quigley, “say there’s an inspection in the winter, where the condition (continued on next page)


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and functionality of the swimming pool or sprinkler system can’t be verified. I’ve seen inspectors tell buyers to insist that their lawyers hold money in escrow until the pool or sprinkler is found to be in working condition. The inspector is setting up false expectations for the buyer — no seller would ever agree to something like that. It is then frustrating for the buyer and the attorney, all because the inspector is overstepping the requirements of


his job: to report on what he can see.” Quigley agreed that local inspectors, if they’re good, have the advantage of being familiar with local codes and issues. She suggested looking for an inspector with a proven history of business in the community. For sellers, there are now home inspectors that will do “pre-approvals” of homes on the market. But this could be a sticky wicket for a few reasons. First, the report might include

subjective recommendations that the seller would rather not share. Second, a potential buyer might be distrustful of a report handed to him by the seller. Where a pre-inspection may be helpful is as a tool for the seller to learn about major problems that might affect his pricing. A competent inspector will point out these issues, giving the seller a chance for remediation before he is blindsided by the buyer’s inspector.

this reporter. “This was made blatantly obvious last summer, when then-Deputy Supervisor and Town Manager Richard Blowes made this alarming and astounding statement: ‘We’re going to also start looking at monthly budgets to help us better monitor the town’s financial health.’ Quite amazing! Of course, the fact that it’s taken the Town nine years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to try and implement a software program that addresses some of these budget issues is, in my mind, a further indication of what’s wrong at Town Hall.” There is some truth that Kabot inherited most of this problem, but in fact, the Republican stronghold on the Supervisor’s office in the Town of Southampton may be in jeopardy because of this situation. Herr stated boldly, “One-party-rule in Southampton Town has not worked and has driven the Town to the brink of disaster – we need to make major changes in Town government and I feel that

the voters will respond accordingly in November.” What about the Democrats on the Town Board? Herr is, not surprisingly, more positive and forgiving in his comments. “I believe that neither Anna Throne-Holst nor Sally Pope bear any responsibility for the current financial crisis,” he said. “From her first day on the Board, Anna has been critical of the management style and absence of transparency and oversight. She has diligently tried to make progressive, positive changes. Sally Pope has been speaking out about the fiscal mess even before she was elected. In fact, she was the first person to call for a State audit and was the councilperson responsible for the resolution, which finally authorized the Town to bring in the State auditors. Anna and Sally have been persistent and consistent in their opposition to ‘business as usual.’” Perhaps change is coming. Even to Southampton.

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as a result of the budget deficit situation. The same thing may happen in Southampton. Kerr, focusing only Southampton, said, “I believe that most residents of Southampton Town (Democrats, Republicans, Independents and unaffiliated voters) feel that change is necessary in town government.” Kabot has revealed to the media that she knows she’s under the gun to produce. But will she have enough time to recover? Or worse, will this problem grow as auditors dig deeper? There was a period when McGintee believed he had enough time to work his way out of his “hole,” but now even he knows he probably doesn’t. The obviously partisan Dem leader Herr sees it differently. “The problem has been compounded by an absence of transparency in reporting, or even worse, completely ignoring the need for being fiscally responsible, not only to the Town Board, but more importantly to the residents of Southampton Town,” he wrote in an email to

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Honoring the Artist: Cuca Romley Although Hampton scenes, done in a “naïve” style, have appeared on the covers of Dan’s Papers for several years (thanks to the artist and gallery owner, Cuca Romley), there’s a lot more we can learn about her professional pursuits. For example, she has enjoyed a successful advertising career while living in Europe, designed jewelry and furniture, and is known for her unique etchings. In many ways, Romley is a Renaissance woman. Her diverse styles and subjects range from the charming and meek to the passionate and mythic. Q: You are now creating scenes of New York for your Manhattan venue, Gina Gallery. But you’ve been painting Big Apple locales for a long time, having lived there for 35 years. A: Yes, I used to live near Central Park so that was always a primary subject of my work. It was like an extension of my home. I remember taking my daughter there to play all the time, along with my sheepdog, and my daughter loved to climb the Alice in Wonderland statue. The East Side, in general, near my home at Fifth Avenue and 74 Street, was also a favorite place for me. Q: What scenes have you done recently? A: The Plaza Hotel in the fall, facing Fifth Avenue with the sunset in the back; the cherry

reflect that? A: I did a painting of the Grand Canyon that was also red. The red was like blood, and the Grand Canyon was crying because of what we were doing to the earth. Q: Your paintings also represent where you have lived. Do you miss some of those places, like Paris or Madrid? A: I don’t miss anyplace, I keep going. You never know what’s going to happen tomorrow. I accept whatever fate brings. — Marion Wolberg Weiss Cuca Romley’s work can be seen at her gallery, The Winter Tree in Sag Harbor (631-725-0097), and at the Gina Gallery in New York.

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trees in front of The Dakota apartment building where John Lennon lived. I love to paint scenes depicting various seasons. Q: These are all done in your “naïve style” — small works for which you are known — but I know you create in other styles. A: Yes. I just finished a big canvas in my Sag Harbor studio of a naked woman coming out of the water. I was surprised at how fast it went. In the winter and fall, I tend to paint bigger canvases. Q: I imagine it deals with myths and symbols, other favorite subjects of yours. Then there was your “red” period. A: In 1997, I did a series that was all red, mostly reflections of downtown Manhattan. It showed the greed that people were attracted to, like Michael Douglas in the film, Wall Street. People don’t realize that greed is dangerous. The mood I painted was destructive; it was a result of my divorce. Q: Any other work as a result of your divorce? A: I did a self portrait with a red sky and a vulture on my head. The vulture was my ex-husband. Q: You also care a lot about the earth, the environment. What paintings have you done to

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LONGHOUSE RESERVE SPRING BENEFIT Pulitzer Prize winning author Edward Albee and Tony Award winning actress Marian Seldes joined forces for a one-time reading of Albee's Counting the Ways at The Lotos Club. An intimate dinner and reception preceded the reading, dessert and coffee followed.

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The Business Council of the Parrish Art Museum held it's Fifth Annual wine and food tasting event “Two Forks and a Cork” at the Museum. Guests and the East End business community were treated to an evening of networking, while enjoying fine wines, seasonal hors d'oeuvres, and live jazz. Once again, it was an overwhelming success.

Steve Gould, Bonnie Grice

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Bruce Morris, Cindy Lou Wakefield, Rick Friedman

CASINO NIGHT BENEFIT Peter McCracken and Susan Weber greeted hundreds of guests who attended the Have A Heart Community Trust/Paul Koster Memorial Benefit “Casino Night” at Four Season's Caterer in Southampton.

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The Annual Soup Luncheon By The Cutchogue Homemakers By Phyliss Lombardi I looked all over the place but not a sign of the guy. Not seated at any of the tables set up in the middle of the room. Not poking around in the kitchen, overseeing the pots of soup, the salads, the desserts. Not anywhere. Now you just can’t hide a big man like Al Gore. Why wasn’t he here at the annual soup luncheon put on by Cutchogue Homemakers at Cutchogue United Methodist Church? Members of Homemakers prepare the various soups at home, bring ’em to the church hall and heat them up in the church kitchen. Then they sample soup after soup, after soup. Mmm, mmm, good. Obviously Al Gore should have been there. So much heat emanated from the huge pots in the soupy kitchen that global warming might well be verified. But since Al was a no-show, not one single soupy guest gave a thought to our planet’s temperatures. Instead, heartwarming was the degree of the day. Let’s set the soup table. It was a long one, running almost the length of the church hall. On it

were pots of all kinds. Stainless steel, ceramic, some quite colorful – bright orange, pale green, gold. Each pot had a “name card” in front of it. And sev-

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eral soup-makers were generous enough to provide copies of their recipes. Those name cards were important. After all, if you have a choice of three pea soups, you need to know which one has bits of ham in it, pieces of frankfurter, or barley. I chose the pea with barley. That was a combination I’d never had. Pretty good. Then to the chunky chicken soup. This was from Irene Schmidt’s North Fork kitchen. Chunky indeed. Irene’s no skinflint when it comes to a hearty soup. I’ve never eaten in Irene’s kitchen but I hope she invites me. I believe you can judge a cook by her chicken. Yes, I did have some of the minestrone with pesto and meatballs, a group favorite. As was the potato chowder. Now potato anything should be a North Fork specialty. And this soup was certainly special. Helped along by bacon, leek, celery, and chicken broth. Delicious. The recipe seemed easy enough to follow until I go to one of those sophisticated cooking words. Roux. I think that means a kind of pasty mixture. How can something so awful-sounding taste so good? There are other food words like that, too. Sauerkraut, for example. That’s one ugly word. But back to the soup. For the health-conscious folk, there was good old vegetable-beef soup. And clam chowder. These two were especially popular with one cluster of soup-spooners. The guys. Perhaps I neglected to mention that Cutchogue Homemakers is a women’s group whose members meet each Tuesday for everything from book discussions to craft classes to soup. This soupTuesday, guys (husbands, I suppose) were invited and a good number of them showed up. But you know what? They all sat together. Reminded me of a high school cafeteria where all the male types ate in a group. Oh well, they seemed happy. Indeed, they were. On line first at that long soup table, they also helped themselves to salads and breads – in great quantities. I wandered over to their tables and just kind of lingered and listened. Their conversation was as you might imagine. They shared service experiences (almost as many navy guys as army) and they talked baseball. And while A-Rod was mentioned, it was the soup-guy who saw Lou Gehrig play who got the most attention. Yep, North Forkers like Jack Hearn and Jack Hoffman, Bob Foos and Stan Rubenstein had a darned good time. They and their pals finished their soups and headed for the dessert table. Can’t say I blamed them. Puddings and cakes, coffee and tea. A fine way to end the lunch. I know I took home some recipes and I suppose the guys did, too. Only difference is, most of them will expect some female to cook the soup. Well, with Al Gore or not, soup day was a heatrousing success. Recipes were exchanged, talk turned to spring gardens, and everyone went home feeling delicious. Delighted, too, that the event would roll around again next year. You can join them if you’d like. Just pick up a pound or two of soup bones and start simmering.

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North Fork Events

SUNDAY, APRIL 5 PANCAKE BREAKFAST - Pancake breakfast buffet, “all you can eat,” hosted by East Marion

ONGOING EVENTS OUTSTANDING SALE – Main Road Home in Cutchogue is having a 20-50% off Sale on all household and gift items in the store! A portion of the proceeds will help sponsor the Cutchogue Canine Classic to be held at Castello di Borghese this coming May 16, 2009. ANYONE can enter their dog in this Festive Event, designed to raise proceeds for and awareness of our local animal groups. For more information, call 631-734-7865 or email WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information, contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY – The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be done by Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach – who has himself, maintained an over 200 pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to

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cook and eat healthier. He will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just don’t have that much time. He will also be explaining all the great health benefits of including Whole Grains in your diet. If you eat, you don’t want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 7272072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631765-2626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-1377. FILM SERIES – Sundays, 2 p.m. “The Lesser Known Hitchcock.” Free. Floyd Memorial Library, First and North Streets, Greenport. 631-477-0660.


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Fire Department, 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Adults, $10; children, $6. 631-477-0539. WINERY TOUR- 12:00 p.m., 1:00 p.m. and 2:00 p.m. Tours of the vineyard and winery at Peconic Bay Winery. The in-depth tour costs $12 and includes a Reserve Tasting. Reservations required for groups of 6 or more. Peconic Bay Winery, Cutchogue. 631-734-7361.


FRIDAY, APRIL 3 HALLOCKVILLE FARM OPEN Hallockville Museum Farm, 6038 Sound Ave., Riverhead, is open for tours Friday-Sunday, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.; features restored Cichanowicz farmhouse and self-guided walking tour of 28-acre museum grounds with 18 historic structures, farm animals, gardens and gift shop. Exhibits include “The Revolution at Hallockville,” “Polish Farming Experience” and “The Trubisz Farm — An American Family Story.” 631-2985292. HAPPY TASTINGS AT BAITING HOLLOW - ‘Happy Tastings’ at BHFV, enjoy complimentary hors d’oeuvres while you taste their delicious wines including the new 2008 Riesling. 4 p.m to 6:30 p.m. Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard, 2114 Sound Avenue. 631-3690100.

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Special Section: Getting Ready for the Ride of Your Life By David Rattiner Getting married can be stressful. But luckily, here on the East End we are surrounded by experts in the field who are willing and able to make one of the most important days of your life perfect. There is much to do when planning a wedding. Needless to say, it’s a good idea to make a list of things that need to be done and cross them off as you go along. Couples should select a date for their wedding soon after becoming engaged. After all, it is the countdown to this day that will help organize and determine planning schedules. Traditional weddings take place in a house of worship. Meet with a pastor, rabbi, etc. to see if the ceremony site is available for the wedding, and to learn about any religious requirements needed prior to getting married there, as well as any rules and regulations for the church/synogogue. The next step is to pick the reception site. A few favorite places in Montauk for weddings are Gurneys Inn and the Montauk Yacht Club. Gurneys offers it all, from views of the Atlantic Ocean, a full salt-water spa and incredible service. The Yacht Club is another great choice for sunsets, a club feel, first-class treatment and gorgeous surroundings. The place has been completely renovated and offers fabulous wedding packages and options.

In East Hampton, the Baker House 1650 offers a state-of-the-art spa with indoor pools, Jacuzzi, steam shower and a lot more. East Hampton Point is a gorgeous restaurant that offers an incredible sunset view and outstanding, high-end food. Fabulous guest rooms and suites makes it a great choice. Time stands still on the deck overlooking the water and the white glove feel of the place satisfies all. A bit farther west, the Southampton Inn has 90 guest rooms, luscious lawns and gardens as well as a traditional ballroom and a four-star chef. The Inn and Spa at East Wind is a grand wedding location in Wading River. It’s incredible, with a fairy tale-like ambiance. Large gardens, grand ballrooms and a fantastic spa make this a great wedding location. Trumpets on the Bay in Eastport has wonderful water views and a European look of fresh flowers and fine dining.

Woodbury Country Club is an 18-acre property that provides a tropical setting with the ability to accommodate 350 guests. The fountain-filled reflection pool and lakeside gazebo are gorgeous. Giorgio’s at the Foxhill Country Club in Baiting Hollow brings 45 years of experience as a wedding location, with amazing gardens and a golf course. You may decide to have the reception, a rehearsal dinner or other wedding-related event at your home. In that case, it’s all about rentals. James O’Neill, at Hampton Party Rentals (631-283-4646), is an excellent resource for tents and tables. When selecting a photographer, remember that they tend to book quickly, particularly if they are well recommended. Research and choose one early on in the wedding-planning process. The photographer’s personality is also very important. He or she will be spending the entire day with the couple and should be someone both you and your guests will like. Some East End photographers to consider are Kataryna Zill (631-926-4087), Elizabeth Sagarin Photography ( and Creative Photography and Video (631-744-7230). When choosing a dress, you are definitely going to want to go to an expert. Wedding and bridesmaid (continued on page 34)

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Ring-ing in the Nuptials with Wedding Jewelry By Betti Sands A bride has so many choices to make for her wedding. One of the most fun has to be jewelry. Today, apart from the traditional pearls and diamonds, brides want to create a look and style that is their own. More and more, brides look to mirror current fashion trends in their bridal jewelry. That translates into bigger, bolder pieces like large drama earrings, sparkling crystal bangles and glittering crystal and pearl cuffs, as well as statement necklaces that draw attention to the neckline. Many jewelers on the East End feature a vast selection of classic and modern designs for brides – from demure to dramatic – with crystals, hand-polished and knotted simulated pearls and sterling silver. But fashionable jewelry isn’t just for the bride: it also makes a great gift for bridal party attendants. Sterling silver bangles, engraved with words like Friend, Sister, or Love, can be created by most jewelry designers. Other treasured and affordable bridal gifts include freshwater cultured pearls in hand-knotted necklaces, bracelets and earrings in stud or drop styles in pearl alone or pearl accented with cubic zirconia. But, back to the bride, Rober’ts Jewelers in Southold is an independently owned family operated store, specializing in fine gold and gemstone jewelry — from custom designed diamond engagement rings, to designer jewelry. In addition to this array, Robert’s is now carrying the newest line of Pandora Jewelry. Rose Jewelers, also independently owned, has stores in Southampton and Patchogue, where there is a full time bench jeweler. The company carries jewelry from all the top designers, as well as its own original designs. Rose’s featured designer, Lauren K, has a beautiful line of jewelry, from antique cushion-cut rings and diamond pendants to chandelier earrings and hand-hammered gold. Her “bohemian chic” designs feature a rainbow of color with pink tourmalines, aquamarines, yellow beryls, and peridot, among other striking gems. Rose offers full services for brides, including assistance with choosing and /or designing an engagement ring or wedding bands, and will work with brides on gifts for the wedding parties. Rose’s website ( provides a informational guide on how to purchase a diamond, for the uninitiated. London Jewelers, with stores in East Hampton and Southampton, also has a full line of outrageously gorgeous engagement rings, diamond eternity bands, and bejeweled wedding bands, as well as

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Marinelli Jewelers in Eastport has been servicing the East End for over 23 Years. The company has two Jewelers on premises specializing in custom design and diamond settings. Marinelli recently added to its offerings the complete jewelry line from Pandora, as well as a full line of wedding bands, engagement rings, and gemstone, color and diamond earrings and bracelets. For handcrafted, fine jewelry, try Jill Lynn Designs in Southampton She has custom designed engagement rings, wedding bands and bridal jewelry. Also in Southampton is Jobs Lane Jewelers, offering a complete line of bridal jewelry in white gold and platinum. Sizing and custom work is done on premises using the latest technology of laser welding. And just a bit north in Sag Harbor is Lee Jewelers, offering a unique, unusual line of wedding rings, engagement rings, and necklaces and earrings for your bridal outfit. No matter which way the bride goes – from modern to classic – there are great options on the East End to go with any style.

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The Greening of the Wedding

By Betti Sands If you have a hybrid car parked in your garage, recycle rain water to irrigate backyard plants and have replaced just about every bulb in your home with compact fluorescents, there’s a good chance that you’re environmentally conscious. But what if you’ve just gotten engaged and want to impart some of these green ways of thinking to the wedding? What can you do to be earth-friendly when tying the knot? Wedding industry insiders say that the trend of going green with weddings is growing exponentially. Going green for your wedding day doesn’t mean you have to compromise on the elements that will make the day special. It just means you can take a look at the details and the bigger picture and develop strategies that will minimize the impact on the


planet. Go local: From food to flowers, choose vendors that use locally grown and raised products. This reduces the amount of smog generated and fuel consumed to bring items in for your wedding. Many caterers are now collaborating with local farms and other vendors to offer organic, locally grown menu items. Ask about availability. Go to your guests: Figure out where the greatest number of your guests reside and then hold the wedding nearby. For example, a couple from the Northeast who has relocated to the West coast, but has all of their family still in the east, may want to hold their wedding in the east. It is less expensive and more environmentally friendly for the couple to simply fly to the wedding, rather than having hundreds of guests drive or fly west. Be mindful of wardrobe choices: Choose items that really can be worn again. Maybe skip the rented tuxes and ask groomsmen to wear a similar styled suit that they can add to their work wardrobe. Bridesmaids can wear a simple black cocktail dress so that they’re not left with a taffeta creation that will only hang in the closet afterward. If you decide to go more traditional with wardrobe, find out if gowns can be recycled or donated so that they can be reused in another way. Choose recycled materials for wedding invitations and announcements: There are an increasing number of suppliers creating invitations from recycled materials. Some will do all the assembly for you; other less expensive items may be more hands(continued on page 36)


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gowns can take several months to order and be tailored. It can also take some trial and error finding a dress shop that meets the needs of a bride and her attendants. So it’s best if this fun part of wedding planning is done early on. While there are no set rules for gown selection, it helps if the bride and her attendants use the same shop so that styles will be complementary and service and alterations can be organized with minimal fuss. If the wedding is taking place during a peak party season, such as prom time, reserve tuxedos several months in advance. All of the groomsmen should rent from the same shop to be uniform. When it comes to invitations, you shouldn’t mess around either. Couples should leave ample time to look through invitation sample books or do research on the Internet. They should decide on a style that best suits their wedding, based on its formality, the time of day and the wedding colors. Having this out of the way is a big step. Many couples forget to factor limousine or car rentals into their wedding-day plans. Whether it’s a limo, Rolls-Royce, horse-drawn carriage or a party bus, the bride and groom should arrange for transportation for themselves and their attendants to and from the church and reception site. You can give East End Limo a call and reach Tommy Hill at 631726-7400 or contact Beach Limos, owned by Lorin DeBennedetto, at 631-324-5466. With these important decisions made, the brideand groom-to-be have only a few things left to do as their wedding draws nearer. Planning a wedding is never easy, but it is so worth it when it all comes together.


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The Wedding Planner Arthur Murray Dance Studio – A couple’s first dance as husband and wife is an important moment in their lives. Arthur Murray Dance Studio offers dance classes for prospective brides and grooms who want to give a polished and graceful performance on their big day. 425 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-283-1488. Atlantis Marine World - Provides an unforgettable setting for any special occasion. Displays include the 120,000-gallon Lost City of Atlantis Shark Exhibit, the Sand Shark Lagoon waterfall and the Western Hemisphere’s largest all-living Coral Reef exhibit. Also offers catering services. Located at 431 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9200, Blue Sage Day Spa - Bridal parties, brides and family members have experienced special days delivered with relaxation, harmony, beauty and fun here. Will accommodate your needs to make your day memorable whether there are 5 people within your party or 17. Located in Mattituck. 631-298-4244. Creative Photography & Video – George Pliakis offers traditional wedding and event packages, coffee table albums and videos of your special day. 631-744-7230. Dazzelle – Offers a wide selection of suits, gowns and dresses for your big day. Custom available. Eveningwear room open seven days a week. 47 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-8477. DJ Biggie – For all your party needs, DJ Biggie offers a wide variety of music – hip hop, R&B, dancehall, house, 80s, techno, rock and more. 917-407-9222. East Hampton Point – Beautiful natural surroundings, breathtaking views of Three Mile Harbor, exquisite food and luxurious guest rooms and suites all combine to make us a favored destination for weddings of all sizes. 295 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-2800. Visit East Wind – East Wind will guide you in selecting the perfect ambiance for your event. Whether you select the Country Gardens, The Estate or the Grand Ballroom at the Inn, our caring attentive staff will ensure that every detail is handled with ease. Spend the day you will always remember in a place that you will never forget. Also offers services for all phases of catering and specialty jewelry. 5720 Route 25A, Wading River. 631-929-6585, The Elegant Setting – Offers the finest selection of new and vintage tabletop (including collections by William Yeoward and Hermes) entertaining and lifestyle books, home déécor and accessories – candles, pillows, silk flowers arrangements). Personal consulting, bridal and gift registry. 31 Main St., Southampton. 631-287-4747. Elizabeth Sagarin Photography – A full service photography studio committed to excellence and the production of unique beautiful images. By appointment only. 516-857-8167, English Country Antiques - The perfect place to find that one-of-a-kind wedding gift. 10,000 sq. ft. of French and English Country Furniture. Also carries Chinese Antiques, Beds, Linens, China, Lighting, and a large selection of Silver Frames and Trays. With two locations in Bridgehampton and Southampton. 631-537-0606. Fantasia Bridal Center and Boutique – Over 300 bridal and bridal party gowns. Accessories, shoes and more. 29 Yaphank Road, Rocky Point. 631-7447200, Baker House 1650 - Hotel, spa and special events. Beautiful accommodations and grounds featuring a state-of-the-art spa with indoor pools, steam shower,

sauna and Jacuzzi. 181 Main Street Street, East Hampton. 631-324-4081, Giorgio’s - 45 years of experience. A Premier caterer at Foxhill Country Club near the bluffs of Long Island Sound. Beautiful gardens, golf course and facility. Take a virtual tour at 100 Foxhill Drive, Baiting Hollow. 631-727-6076. Gurney’s Inn Resort and Spa - What could be more romantic than to celebrate your wedding day nestled in the bluffs overlooking the breathtaking white sandy beaches and the Atlantic Ocean? With an award-winning chef, elegant banquet rooms, sea

water spa and salon de baute, Gurney’s Inn completes the package for a fairytale wedding. Located 290 Old Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 631-668-2345, Hildreth’s – America’s First Department Store since 1842. For Bridal showers and wedding registry. A fine selection of housewares, bedding and bath, patio, furniture and lamps. Two locations: 51 Main Street in Southampton, 631-283-2300 and 109 Pantigo Road in East Hampton. 631-329-8800, (continued on next page)


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Jill Lynn Designs – Studio and Showroom. Your source for one of a kind Handcrafted Fine Jewelry, Custom designed engagement rings, wedding bands and bridal jewelry. 225 Windmill Lane, 2nd Floor. Southampton. 631-987-6312, Jobs Lane Jewelers - Complete line of bridal jewelry in white gold and platinum. All sizing and custom work is done on premises using the latest technology of laser welding. Located at 18 Windmill Lane, Suite B, Southampton. 631-283-2841. Lee Jewelers - Try something different - original designs of wedding rings, engagement rings, and necklaces and earrings for your bridal outfit. Located at 42 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7226. The Montauk Yacht Club Resort & Marina Located off of West Lake Drive this is just the place for a luxurious wedding. With large charter boats available as well as a historic dining room. Always delivers the sizzle to make a wedding feel just right. Located at 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. 631-6683100. Pennington Flowers – Has quickly established itself as one of the premier florists for events on the East End. Visit their website at 52 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631287-2100. Roberts Jewelers – For all your wedding jewelry needs. Buys and sells jewelry. Now carries Pandora Jewelry. 53345 Main Road, Southold. 631-765-1061. Rose Jewelers – Offering many fine lines of designer jewelry, bridal registry and wedding party gifts, unique estate jewelry, fine Swiss watches and gifts for all occasions as well as full service jewelry design and repair. 2 locations: 57 Main St.,

Southampton. 631-283-5757 and 74 Main St., Patchogue. 631-475-1441, Saks Fifth Avenue – Offering makeup consultations for brides-to-be and their bridal party. To make an appointment with a makeup artist from Chanel, Trish McEvoy, Laura Mercier, Bobbi Brown, Esteéé Lauder or Sisley. 631-283 3500. Solotu’ – Custom made Bridal House. Creates custom one-of-a-kind wedding and evening gowns. Each gown is created by hand at Solotu’. By appointment only. 557 Lake Ave. St. James 631-584-4644, The Southampton Inn - The East End’s new venue for a destination wedding. With 90 guest rooms, luscious lawns and gardens, traditional ballroom and a four-star chef. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283.6500, Tiffany & Company – Jewelry and specialty retailer whose offerings include an extensive selection of jewelry as well as timepieces, sterling silver, china, crystal, stationary, fragrances and accessories. Bridal Registry. 53 Main Street, East Hampton. 631324.1700. Visit Trendsetter by Camille – Full service salon offering all aspects of coloring, cutting, acrylic/gel nails, hair prosthetics and extensions, as well as all Route 25A, Main Street, Cutchogue. 631-734-5848. Trumpets on the Bay – Beautiful water views compliment the fine dining and catering for your special event. The ambience is complimented by a European look of white linens, fresh flowers, chandeliers and candles softly glowing. 58 South Bay Ave., Eastport. 631-325-2900. Vincent Da Silva at Gil Ferrer Salon –

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Life S tyle Something Old: Vintage Wedding Attire By Maria Tennariello Going through the old family photographs gave me a nostalgic look into the past. My mom and dad were married on November 11, 1939. That is almost 70 years ago. Looking at the handsome couple in the photos, it reminded me that the ‘30s and ‘40s were noted for flowing, supple fabrics, a look that came right out of Hollywood. Broadened shoulders replaced the flat look of the ‘20s and by the end of the ‘30s, dress manufacturers began to concentrate on producing sparkling rhinestone clips and pins, including the high-end accessory dress clips, fur clips and duette clips in sterling silver. Easier on the pocketbook, pieces in rhodium, spelter and pot metal were available. There are so many wedding themes these days to choose from – beach, celestial, fairytale, historical, holiday, sports, holiday and more. Every bride wants to look unique on her wedding day. If you love the look of vintage, then that is the direction to go. A good place to start planning your vintage wedding for both the bride and groom, as well as for your bridal party, parents and even grandparents of the newlyweds, are the many consignment and vintage shops in your area, where you can get great ideas and possibly find that perfect wedding gown. There are also many bridal salons and shops that have a large selection of reproductions to choose from. As for the wedding invitations, any good print shop can make up an old fashioned invitation, or

perhaps you can copy the one your mom and dad sent out, if it’s still in their wedding album. Online research will give you great ideas, with tons of vintage invitations available. I designed my wedding invitation in a pale pink parchment paper, and that was in the early ‘60s. If my mother’s gown were available at the time, I would have worn it on that special day. Make a list, check it twice, see what is naughty and see what is nice. Vintage doesn’t only mean the ‘20s, ‘30s and ‘40s, it can also include the feisty ‘50s and sexy ‘60s. Whatever generation you may consider vintage will work. I wore a pillbox hat with a very full veil. Jackie O was the look I wanted when I walked down the aisle in the ‘60s. She was always seen in a pillbox hat, and that was quite the rage then. Flowers for the bride, groom and bridal party should be considered in the vintage category, as well as the dresses or gowns, hair-do and makeup. Any good salon can make that happen for you. Think about the cars for the entire wedding party. They can be vintage too, though probably expensive. But what the heck, it’s your wedding day.

Your wedding hall or garden can go along with the vintage or Victorian theme by using parasols, lace and beautiful blooms. The music is also a consideration to entertain your guests with musical themes such as jazz music from the Roaring ‘20s, big band era of the ‘40s, rock ‘n’ roll of the ‘50s and whatever you loved in the ‘60s and ‘70s. Photographers can now duplicate the vintage tint on your wedding photographs. Black and white was the thing in the ‘50s and ‘60s, but in the ‘30s and ‘40s it was that old fashioned brownish tinted photos. This past century has seen many changes, decade by decade. Look back at what may appeal to you. The bottom line is to do your research on whatever wedding theme is your thing, and find out dress, hair and jewelry styles that were used in that era. Don’t forget to choose the right wedding menu, cake and favors to make your theme complete. Make your special day an event to remember forever. Every bride is beautiful and every groom is handsome in their wedding gown and tuxedo, and every bride and groom can’t wait for the day they say those famous words: “I do.”

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Beauty/Fashion The weatherman has just predicted a week of cloudy, rainy weather for the East End. It’s a great time to redo, redecorate and get ready for spring and summer activities. Let’s shop! Saturday, April 5 join Shock Kids, Main Street, Westhampton Beach, for the annual “Easter Hunt,” along with a “stimulus moving merchandise out sale” at both Shock and Shock Kids, saving you 20% to 50% off. Don’t miss the “Grand Opening” at B&B’s East Quogue showroom location at 585 Montauk Highway. It has it all – living, dining, bedroom and bedding, lighting, home entertainment, recliners, accents and accessories. There is also a new outdoor furniture section that features interlocking furniture, outdoor fire pits, patio and deck furniture and accessories. Affordable name brand furniture seems to be everywhere here, as well as at its sister store on Route 58 in Riverhead. Call 631-996-2470 for more information. For all of us who love Black Swan Antiques in Southampton, you should know that owner Randy Kolhoff is doing what he does best, taking additional space and expanding it into another beautiful showroom in a new location in Southampton Village. Located at 20 Hampton Road at Black Swan Home, it has totally renovated the space that fits with its unique style of home furniture and accessories. The new showroom is filled with amazing furniture and home décor that is not only completely unique, but also offers a great deal of value for your dollar. Black Swan offers a beautiful grouping of unique, high quality furniture at great price points. Black Swan Home is open daily from 10:30 a.m. – 4:30 p.m., Thursday to

Monday. Call 631-377-3012 or visit them on the web at for more information. On Main Street in Southampton and on Montauk Highway in East Hampton, look for an up to 35% off sale on patio furniture, upholstery, bedroom, dining room, occasional furniture and accessories and so much more at Hildreth’s Home Goods. This is the time of year everyone wants to plant new furniture and accessories indoors and outdoors. I just want my readers to know that Casual Home has not closed. Ronda and Jim have renovated and redecorated their new showroom, which has been in the same location since 1986, just next door. The new showroom is cozier and comfier than ever and is filled to the rafters with casual cottage furniture and accessories that will fit any space and budget. There is, by the way, a very large selection of counter and bar stools, lamps, lighting and much more. Log onto or call 631-283-2880. English Country Antiques & Home Furnishings, located at 53 North Sea Road, Southampton and Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton, is featuring a “you choose the fabric” – Mitchell Gold + Bob Williams and Wesley Hall – sale that is not to be missed. Open seven days a week, everything is under one big roof, including home staging and interior design. Visit for more information. Marders Garden Shop, also on Snake Hollow Road in Bridgehampton, is up and running for the spring/summer season. The Garden Shop is featuring unique new merchandise that is arriving weekly, with planters in every shape and size. Look for Swan Island

dahlias, large indoor plants, early outdoors such as pansies and hellebores. Look for heirloom and organic seeds while you’re there. You should know that the affiliate partner of Maison 24, The Shade Store, 2424 Main Street, Bridgehampton, produces a huge range of custom window treatments (from solar shades to drapes to Roman shades) in about 10 days. Maison 24 has a showroom within the store for customers to see samples and fabrics with price points that are affordable for custom made to order products, all made in the good old USA too. Log onto for more information. NEW KID: Beautiful You Center For Healing Arts, 80 White Street, Southampton (631-287-9352), recently opened and welcomed hypnotherapist, Jacqualyn Hession, M.A., to its staff. As a certified hypnotherapist for over two decades, Hession has helped individuals to effectively master stress, successfully manage weight issues, stop smoking for good and finally achieve long sought, but ever elusive, personal goals. The Center offers hypnotherapy, holistic healing facials, therapeutic massage, Release and Balance® Chiropractic and Wellness Expressions TM, in a lovely, tranquil setting. Until next week, ciao and happy early spring shopping! A very special “Happy Birthday” to my son, Randy, who turns 40 on April 1. I love you! Having a sale, getting new inventory, are you a new kid on the block? Comments or questions? Please email me at or via fax at 631726-0189. My readers would love to know all about it.


Bad Taste in Cars What on earth is going on with the design of Asian imported cars lately? Just a few years ago virtually all of the automotive press were railing at the ugliness of the Pontiac Aztek. It seemed that in the public eye, with the exception of the Corvette, GM could do no right. Yet, when it comes to foreign cars, especially those imported from Japan, these guys can do nothing wrong. This double standard has led to big trouble for the American car companies. What is it with the Asian beauty-impaired cars selling so well? Take the box shaped Scion Xb. When that thing first appeared several years ago I said to myself, “Is Toyota crazy? Who the hell is going to buy that thing?” The thing was not only box-shaped, but an ugly box shape (more on that later). Amazingly, it outsold its attractive sister car, the Scion Xa. The current

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model of the Scion Xb is a more attractive box with at least some rounded corners that hint at some design thought, but is still an ugly duckling. Just last week I looked at a new Kia Soul, which resembles the new Scion Xb. I’ve also heard that soon Nissan will be importing their own boxcar called the “Cube.” At least Nissan is honest about what its car is shaped like. These three cars all have the same look. It’s totally amazing that they have found a place in the competitive automotive marketplace, especially when the more attractive Pontiac Aztek was a sales disaster and only in production for three years. In the above paragraph, I used the expression ugly box shape because in the past there have been other pure box-shaped vehicles that were attractive. Take the early pure box shaped air-cooled Volkswagen vans. There was a Bauhaus simplicity to their design, with clever little details. The 1974 GMC 26-foot motorhome design was probably the best looking box ever put on wheels. Today, it’s a highly prized collectable, and still draws admiring stares on any highway as if it were a red Ferrari. If you remember, when Japanese cars were first introduced to America about 30 years ago, virtually all of them were dogs. Toyota had to go begging for dealers, and “made in Japan” usually meant that the product was a cheap copy of an American product. For decades the Japanese concentrated on improving the quality of their automobiles, but they still had that Japanese look, which usually meant odd, unimpressive body designs with ill placed chrome accents. In my memory, the first really attractive Japanese car was the 1969 Nissan 240Z. This little GT car was beautifully made, had superior performance with a highly competitive price. It easily outclassed and outsold its sports car competitors around the world. It

was also a competent racecar and won the 1971 East African Safari and came in third in the 1971 and 1972 Monte Carlo Rallies. During the ‘70s, Japanese cars started catching up with the design themes of the American and European designers. Their cars had first gained a reputation for dependability and now they were finally starting to look good – a formidable sales combination. Don’t kid yourself, American and European car designers were certainly no slouches. In many details, the Japanese were still copying many design elements. They were just doing it in an automotive package that was built with seemingly more care that led to more dependability. The best example of this copycat mentality is the original Mazda Miata, perhaps the purest of Japanese car designs as far as clean lines. However, as everyone knows, it’s a virtually unadulterated copy of the decades earlier British Lotus Elan sports car. The Miata had dependability and long life that was far, far better than the delicate Lotus. Honda, which personally is my favorite Asian car marque, has certainly had a few design gaffs lately. It’s new Acura is really off center. What is it with Acura front ends? That corporate grill looks like the face of Batman’s nemesis, The Joker. The new dashboard in the Honda Civic is a joke. It looks like Tokyo at night. In fact, Honda’s flagship sedan, the Accord sedan, is all wrong. There isn’t a single line on that car that looks right. The car is a jarring design, and I’m amazed it made production. Note: The two-door Accord coupe is pure beauty. And while everybody raves about the new Nissan 270Z sports car, the thing visually turns me off. It looks like a car from a Fast and Furious computer game. My advice to all Japanese car designers: Calm down and spend a week at the PininFarina design studio in Italy. Please.

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Spring Break Theatre Camps for Those on Staycation score, this show takes a fresh new look at a legendary outlaw. During the fun-filled week, kids from Kindergarten through age 16 will be rehearsing and enjoying lots of other exciting activities with PAC’s Teaching Artists, including daily classes in acting, improvisation, singing, movement, theatre games, and the ever-popular “Talent Show.” Teaching artists include seasoned theatre professionals Tanya Tavereau, Julienne Penza, and Pat Feiler. The fee for the camp is $325. Tickets to the performance, scheduled for April 10 at 7 p.m., are $15. Space is limited, contact Cheryl Wheeler 631-288-2350, extension 102; or download registration forms online at



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Ahh the days when my partner and I could simply up and go on a junket. Then we had a child, and those spontaneous trips came to a screeching halt. But not all parents feel that way. A friend in the city who’s a literary agent started traveling internationally with her baby when he was just three months old, and many other parents do the same. After all, there are babies in Europe, too. But we didn’t subscribe to that. Aside from a few road trips, we didn’t do a real vacation (one involving an airplane) until our son was almost three, even though he was a better traveler than us. On a painful trip back from Key West, we waited in the Ft. Meyers airport for eight hours. As we gritted our teeth and asked the airline representative when we might be taking off – for the twentieth time – he was using the luggage wagon as a go-cart. So now that he’s a little boy who doesn’t need special food nor diapers, it’s time to plan those trips. But there’s that new wrinkle: School. He’s only in kindergarten, so we’re not too worried that he’ll fall behind. But when we tried to make a reservation during his spring break (we’d be taking time off anyway to spend with him), it was a rude awakening. Nothing available. For the entire month of April. So we, like other East End families, and maybe some city families on “staycation,” will be here. Fortunately, the cultural organizations on the East End have become very accommodating, offering wonderful week-long camps for children that are fun, and don’t carry the price tag of a trip to Disney. Bay Street Theatre is offering a week-long Theatre Camp from Monday, April 6 through Friday April 10, from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. The camp offers an opportunity for kids ages 5-18 to learn and have fun in a true professional theatre setting. Taught by Broadway professionals and music and dance educators, the program is geared to both newbies and experienced theatre kids. The April camp follows on the heels of the nearly sold-out camp during the February school break that got great reviews out here. Many of the adults commented on the way Director Debra Barsha, who returns in April, was able to tap into the unique talents of each child and draw upon that talent to create a fun experience for the entire group. Students will practice singing, dancing, acting, improvisation, performance, and more. (Barsha is currently pianist, singer and Assistant Conductor of Broadway’s Jersey Boys.) The cost for Theatre Camp is $300 for the week and all are welcome. Kids need only bring a bag lunch. Call the Bay Street Administrative Offices at 631-725-0818, x108 to register, or go to Space is limited. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center (WHBPAC) is also offering a week-long theatre camp, led by the Missoula Children’s Theatre, from April 6-10, from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. The “Robin Hood School Vacation Theatre Camp,” leads up to a performance of an original musical adaptation of “Robin Hood.” With great comedy and an original

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pet agree By Jenna Robbins


Bird on the Wire? Dog on the Web? Community Web sites are the latest craze and there is no denying that they will be here for some time. Even if you are not a conscientious member, and by that I mean, you devote at least some part of your day to reporting what you are thinking, where you are going, what you are doing and so on, you probably check in to see what everyone else is thinking and doing. It must be true that pictures are worth a thousand words because there are tons of them on Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, Plaxo and the like. It’s a place for friends to share and to share friends. So why not include our best friends? Our dogs, cats, birds and whatever other creatures you’ve opened your heart, your life and your home to. Yes, you can definitely put your dog on these Web sites for people. In fact, there are specific areas to share photos, profile info and stories, like the Dogbook section of Facebook. You can create a Dog Park and select yourself or one of your dogs to be the administrator of the Dog Park and invite people and their dogs. I admit I’m not completely clear on what this is all about as I have not tried it and probably will pass on this one, but if anyone reading this can e-mail me with how it works and what the purpose is I would be happy to consider giving it a whirl. This is one of those times that I want to say, “I couldn’t make this stuff up,” but somehow I guess I wish I

did! YouTube is another place to put all your greatest animal photo-ops and celebrated heart warming moments, out there for the public to see. It’s a little less personal, as you may know, but it’s that “15 seconds” in the spotlight that some of us crave. However, the thing that all of these sites have in common when it comes to our “best friends” is that the canine, feline, rodent and reptile extensions of our families take a back seat to the human persua-

sion. After a bit of investigating, I came up with some wannabe Facebook sites for pets and even though they’re still social networks, but for people with pets, they offer the chance to become that stage mom you always wanted to be. You can actually register a profile for your special Fluffy, Buddy, Daisy and of course Murphy on…(no joke) Here your pet can have his or her own profile with photos, invite friends, have a store, which is where your pet will rate products and, of course, where you can shop. The Thunderdome is where your pet can compete for cutest in his or her category and win prizes. There are services like grooming and veterinarians, adoptions centers and rescues for viewing and you can add a service if you have one to offer. I did check out other Web sites, devoted mostly to dogs, and each one has its own redeeming quality and something to offer but how many of these can you join and keep up with. In case you want to peruse them yourself and decide which one is right for you and your pet, here are some that you might like: United Dogs, Dogster, Vivapets, Cute Overload and Hot or Not for pets. These social networking websites and cyber-playgrounds for dogs and other pets give rise to and validate the importance of the family pet in our society.

Kid’s Calendar THURSDAY, APRIL 2 RYHME TIME FOR CHILDREN - Rhyme Time For Children Ages Birth to 3 - Hampton Library Thursdays at 10 a.m., Bridgehampton. Come for toddler stories, registration is required. FRIDAY, APRIL 3 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL- At SYS in Southampton, kids programs continue daily with sports, dance and fun. Contact SYS for info at 631-287-1511. SATURDAY, APRIL 4 EASTER EGG AND SCAVENGER HUNT – 12 noon to 1 p.m. The Great Lawn, Main Street and Potunk Lane. Rain Date for the Greater Westhampton Chamber of Commerce Easter Egg and Village Scavenger Hunt is Sunday, April 5 (12 noon to 1 p.m.). All community children are welcome to participate. Free. 631-288-3337. BUILD A BIRDHOUSE – 10 a.m. Quail Hill Farm, Deep Lane, Amagansett. $10/birdhouse, space is limited to first 30 registrants, so call the Peconic Land Trust. 631-283-3195. DUMBLEDORE IN AMAGANSETT – Families are invited to to celebrate the Amagansett Free Library’s FIVE STAR rating with a five star Magical performance on at 2 p.m. Magician Arnie Kolodner plays Professor Dumbledore and leads an interactive fun-filled “wizarding class” at Hogwarts. The children help the great wizard make objects appear, disappear and transfigure. One lucky child will even dress up as Harry and float in Mid-air. Amagansett Free Library, Amagansett. 631-267-3810. KIDSTREET- Bay Street Theatre, Sag Harbor is proud to announce KIDSTREET: Family Film Series which will take place Saturday mornings at 11 a.m. These family favorites are both new and classic films presented on the big screen, perfect for kids of all ages. Today’s movie is “Annie.” The doors will open at 10:30 am, movies begin at 11 am and all tickets are $7. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Every Sat.

from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631653-4224. SUNDAY, APRIL 5 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL- At SYS in Southampton, kids programs continue daily with sports, dance and fun. Contact SYS for info at 631-287-1511. PETTING FARM AT AMARYLLIS SACTUARY – Come visit every Sunday from 1:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. Pony rides are available on most days too. Amaryllis is a most unique sanctuary offering miracles to animals in distress. 93 Merchants Path, off Sagg Road (behind Wolffer), Sagaponack. 631-5377335 MONDAY, APRIL 6 QUOGUE LIBRARY – Pajama Storytime for children ages 2 – 5 years old. Wear your favorite pajamas and bring your favorite stuffed animal. Begins at 6 p.m. Call 631-653-4224. WHBPAC MISSOULA CHILDREN’S THEATRE: ROBIN HOOD – 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. daily, with a performance on Friday, April 10 at 7 p.m. Spring Break Camp - One week performing arts camp from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. daily. Daily rehearsals of a musical tale plus classes in acting, improvisation, singing, movement, theatre games, a talent show and more. Limited to 60 boys and girls: Grades Kindergarten through 12. Camp Performance on Friday, April 10 at 7 p.m. Tickets for the performance are $15. 631-2882350, ext. 115. TUESDAY, APRIL 7 QUOGUE LIBRARY – Hands on Music, children ages 4 1/2 and under are invited the first Tues of

every month to join Dara Linthwaite for singing, playing the guitar, and entertaining your children with puppets and musical instruments. Starts at 1:30 p.m., registration is required, call 631-653-4224. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631653-4224. CMEE TODDLER TUESDAYS - Come bring your littlest ones on a day the Museum is closed to the general public, from 1 pm- 4 pm, for a fun-filled ‘play date’ complete with soft climbing forms set up for the day, activities and music. A nice opportunity for fellow moms and caregivers to enjoy each other’s company as well! Members: $8 / Non-Members: $10. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton, 631-537-8250. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL- At SYS in Southampton, kids programs continue daily with sports, dance and fun. Contact SYS for info at 631-287-1511. CMEE - Make a bird house, cookie jar, personal mug and animal sculptures. Ages 2-4 years accompanied by an adult. Wednesdays from 9:30 a.m. - 10:15 a.m. 5 week session just added beginning April 1st! Instructor: Mary Jaffe. Members: $120/NonMembers: $130. Plus $10 material fee. 631-537-8250. Send all events for the kids’ calendar to by Friday at noon.

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Arts & Entertainment Chamber Music Series Finds a Home at the SCC By Tiffany Razzano While the summer is normally teeming with cultural events for fans of all genres and types of art – music, visual art, theater – there’s a lack of interesting events to keep East End residents busy during the fall, winter and even into the spring. But fans of chamber music will be excited to learn that a new series will be kicking off at the Southampton Cultural Center on April 3 to fill the cultural void. Organized by Marc Levine, a professional violinist who last summer organized a similar series at Stony Brook Southampton, the series will feature standard chamber music as well as contemporary takes on it and baroque. A graduate of the University of Stony Brook, where he studied the violin and received a musical arts degree, Levine discovered the performance space at Stony Brook Southampton, for the most part, was unused and convinced the college to allow him to organize a music series there, though the school didn’t have the money to fund it. Still, Levine finagled a deal where he was able to use the space for free and the musicians would be paid from money made through ticket sales. Also, the majority of the musicians booked has an affiliation with USB, in order to have a cohesive theme for the series. “This is about as grassroots of a thing as you can get,” Levine said. However, just as he was planning to once again utilize the college’s performance space, this time for his spring series, he was informed that because the campus has been growing, there were now costs associated with renting the space that were out of the college’s control. Desperate for a venue for his fledgling series, members of Levine’s e-mail list suggest he

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The Escher Trio performs at SCC April 4. consider approaching the Southampton Cultural Center, which embraced it. “Everyone was excited, and interested,” Levine said. He struck a deal similar to the one he had with the college, where he could use the space for free and the bands walk away with the ticket sales. A handful of students from Southampton High School, who are required to perform a certain number of hours of volunteer work each school year, stepped in to help out with tasks such as handling ticket sales and handing out programs. The first performance of the series will feature The Escher String Quartet on April 4 at 3 p.m. The group has performer at prestigious venues around the world, including Manhattan’s Lincoln Center and Symphony Space, Washington D.C.’s Kennedy Center and the Louvre in Paris. For more information, go to The next afternoon, April 5, features the more

experimental and avant-garde Yarn/Wire, which performs contemporary music for two pianists and two percussionists. For more info on this New York City based group, go to In what Levine considers to be a showcase concert, April 18 will feature internationally renowned musicians USB professor Arthur Haas, on harpsichord, and Dana Maiben, on violin, will perform selections of baroque music. “This is really special,” Levine said. “These are some of the premiere baroque musicians in the world. It’s going to be a fantastic concert. They are one or two generations ahead of the rest of the groups [performing in the series.] These are our teachers. They’re the people we’ve been learning from.” Levine will take the stage on May 3 as a member of a new group, Southampton Cultural Center Chamber Players, an ad hoc chamber music group. “It’s a great group of players that formed for the purpose of the series,” Levine said. “The idea is that we have a lot of freedom to do a lot of different things.” Closing out the series, harpsichordist Gabriel Shuford ( will perform on May 10. But Levine hopes, and is fairly confident, that this will not be the end of the series, or of his relationship with the SCC. “I’d love to see the Cultural Center say, ‘This is great. Let’s keep doing this,’” he said. “I’d love to see them continue doing this during the year, when the community really needs this service. … Personally, I think if the community gets behind the series, I can’t see how it wouldn’t happen.” General admission tickets are $20, while tickets for seniors and students are $10. For more information, go to

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Arts & Entertainment

Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss

‘Damaged Romanticism’ at the Parrish The current exhibit at Southampton’s Parrish Art Museum has a lot going for it. First, the same show is now at New York University’s Grey Gallery (in this critic’s opinion, one of the best Manhattan art venues). Secondly, it’s the kind of exhibit that is food for thought – it makes the viewer THINK, although often in ways that aren’t always complimentary to the show’s organizers. That’s not to suggest there’s a lack of imagination, innovation and insight. Quite the contrary. The exhibit suggests that some works are not always connected to the theme. Then again, the connection could be there, in a vague way. There’s always the possibility, too, that the interpreter just doesn’t get it. A literal reading of the show’s title, “Damaged Romanticism,” infers a loss of hope and optimism in a world that is (or was) brimming with emotion, passion and idealism. Or, as the exhibit’s wall texts explain, a confrontation between classic and contemporary sensibilities, a world full of heartbreak in the wake of hope. (Sounds like a good description of current times.) The only strong manifestation of this oppositional theme is the expressionistic style conveyed by several pieces. Expressionism, as a way of signifying violent contrasts, is most prevalent in Edward Burtynsky’s “Shipbreaking #2,” where sharp differences between light and dark define contradiction. Expressionism also suggests that inanimate objects are more important and energetic than people, and

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Naked Light Of Day, Annee Olofsson there are several examples of this in the exhibit. Leaving the idea of Expressionism, we have other examples that show contrast, like Annee Olofsson’s “Naked Light of Day,” where an older woman’s hands are placed over a young lady’s face. This is one of the more potent pieces in the show because it suggests several meanings. One is that the past (old hands) is less salient and beautiful than the future. However, another interpretation is that the older person is protecting the younger woman from seeing too much of the future, which is dangerous and hopeless. As such, it presents an entirely different worldview.

Life (either the past or future) as dangerous is also depicted by Mary McCleary in “Meters Per Second,” a noteworthy embroidery piece that shows people (perhaps a family) falling through space. Other bleak views are suggested by Angelo Filomeno in “The Accident,” filled with allegorical symbolism and beautiful metallic threads. In Shipbreaking #2 both works, the exquiEdward Burtynsky site craftmanship and materials belie the powerful pessimism. Petah Coyne’s work celebrates the horrors of life, unlike the other artists’ works, by contrasting such bleakness with light and humor, suggesting that celebration and loss can occur at the same time. Sophie Calie’s “Exquisite Paine” is also an outstanding piece, a combination of story-telling, words and images that chronicles the end of a love affair in a non-linear way. It’s an example that doesn’t offer a direct connection to the exhibit’s theme, yet its message is extraordinary in its own right, whatever that message may be. “Damaged Romanticism” will be on view at the Parrish Museum until April 19.

By Tiffany Razzano

Area Bands Compete at the Talkhouse The Stephen Talkhouse, in Amagansett, is a premier music venue not just for the East End, but for all of Long Island, becoming a haven for local bands and hosting many nationally known acts during the summer months. It’s the kind of place that often has to turn away bands looking for gigs and can afford to be selective with who they book. But now, unknown and fledgling bands will have a crack at getting on stage at the Talkhouse. Looking back at the success of a Hamptons Star Search it hosted about five years ago, the venue has decided to host its first ever Battle of the Bands. Featuring approximately 25 acts, the competition kicks off April 3 and will run throughout the month of April, with the finals being held on May 9. The winner will get $1,000 and will be booked for a future gig at the Talkhouse. All bands competing will be given a chance to play for venue’s booker, who is always looking for new acts. “It’s an opportunity for us to check out bands for ourselves as well as get something going, something different,” said Nick Kraus, the club’s booker and promoter. “It’s definitely a good way for us to find new talent.” While most bands participating hail from Eastern Suffolk, the Battle of the Bands is open to groups from further west, including a few coming out from New York City to compete. Each night, bands will given a half hour set. The winner of each

Al Madlinger of Double Yellow Line. night – based on the results of an audience ballot as well as the thoughts of the three judges, all affiliated with the club – will be invited back for the May 9 finals. Bands performing run the gamut when it comes to the genres they represent – rock, reggae, pop and more. “It’s really all over the place. There’s a whole

range of genres,” Kraus said. “But the level of music across the board is all very good.” Competing the first night, on April 3 is Double Yellow Line (, with Al Madlinger, a Port Jefferson band that plays acoustic rock and roots music. East End high school punk rock outfit Smarter Than Yourself (, currently working on its first full-length album, will also be competing, as will Last Charge of the Light Horse (, an indie rock band with an alt-country kick from Coram. Rock outfit Exit Row ( will be making the trek to Amagansett from New Jersey for the competition and Sub Culture will also perform. The show starts at 7 p.m., runs until about 10 p.m. and costs $5 at the door. “It’s just an exciting opportunity to come out to the Talkhouse to catch some up and coming acts,” Kraus said. And, with so many bands clamoring to be a part of the competition, Kraus says the Talkhouse is already planning another Battle of the Bands for this summer. So e-mail or call 631-267-3117 if you’d like to submit your band for consideration. For more information about this spring’s Battle of the Bands, go to

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Art Openings & Galleries GALLERIES ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – “Joy” will be on display during the month of April. 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. ARTISTS GALLERY – Haitian art. 403 Main St. Greenport. 631-477-8555. BENTON NYCE GALLERY – Featuring permanent artists David Nyce Furniture and Boar Glass. 409 First St., Greenport. 917-848-5102. BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES – Featuring paintings, fine prints and works on paper of the 20th century through contemporary. 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631324-6010. BOLTAX GALLERY – Group show. 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-3773355. CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – Showing a variety of local artists. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-2988610. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – The former residence of Victor D’Amico, founding director of the Museum of Modern Art. The mid-century beach house contains early modernist furnishings and found objects. The property also includes an artist/fisherman cottage, archive hut, gardens and outside sculptures. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE –A permanent installation of nine works in fluorescent light and a gallery for changing exhibitions. Open Sat. and Sun. 12 p.m.-6 p.m. and on Friday by appointment. 221 Corwith Ave. off Main Street, Bridgehampton. (212) 293-5584 or visit ELAINE BENSON GALLERY – Elaine Benson Gallery collection, representing local sculptors and painters. Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Appointment only. 631-537-3233. THE FITZGERALD GALLERY – Special collection of work by Robert Valdes. 48 B Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631-288-6419. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY – 2297 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Sat. and Sun. 37 p.m. or by appointment. 88 Gin Lane (Barnway),

Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631-830-2895. GUILD HALL – “Student Art Exhibition.” 158 Main St. East Hampton. For more information, visit 631-324-0806. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – Open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-2049704. HAMPTON BAYS LIBRARY – Images by Marie Elizabeth will be on exhibit in the Helen Gould Room throughout April. Ponquogue Avenue, Hampton Bays. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – A mix of contemporary and traditional works. Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m., by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631477-2633. LTV STUDIOS – 3/28-29 – Sat., 4-9 p.m. Sun., 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Michael McDowell, “Raptures.” 75 Industrial Rd., Wainscott. 631-329-0055. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “Damaged Romanticism: A Mirror of Modern Emotion,” through April 12. Open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. RATIO GALLERY – “Spring Vernisage,” by Marlies Ihmels, on display through May. Open Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and by appointment. 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – Christopher Engel. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Jazz on the Vine exhibit, work by John Rudolph and Sibylle-Maria Pfaffenbichler. Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. RVS FINE ART –“Stone Paintings” by Timothy Roepe. Open Fri.- Sun. 12-5 p.m. and by appointment. 20 Job’s Lane, Southampton. 631-283-8546. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – Open by apartment only. Located temporarily at 3 Madison St., Sag Harbor. . 631-702-2306.

SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – Open Saturday and Sunday, 12:30-5 p.m. 516 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-1021. SNAKE HOLLOW STUDIO – Green, bird-friendly birdhouses by Keith Barker. “The Art of the Bird,” paintings and prints by Lynn Matsuoka. 221 Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. 631-537-5237. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – Open Fri.-Sun., 12-5 p.m. 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – “Light of Spring,” through May 4. 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – “Spatial Forms,” by James Kennedy and Bob Bachler on display through April 12. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Love & Politics,” photography exhibit featuring Michael Cardacino, Burt Glinn and Bert Stern, on display through April 15. 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. VERED GALLERY – “Exotic Colors of Spring,” by Hunt Slonem on display through April 27. Open Sun.Fri. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sat. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY - Group Show with Eric Dever, Barbara Hadden, A. Perez Mellero, Cuca Romley & Fernando Vignoli Gallery hours: Daily 12-6 p.m. (Closed Tuesday) Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097. WISH ROCK STUDIO – Fine art and frame shop. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 17 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200.

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MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, April 3 to Thursday, April 9. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. BAY STREET THEATRE (631-725-9500) Camille – Fri. 8 HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Duplicity (PG-13) – Fri. 8 Sat.-Thurs., 3, 5:30, 8 Monsters v. Aliens (PG-13) – Fri. 7, 9 Sat.-Thurs. 2:30, 4:30, 6:30, 8:30 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. The Haunting In Ct. (PG13), I Love You Man (R), 12 Rounds (PG13), Monsters Vs. Aliens (PG), Duplicity (PG13), Knowing (PG13), Fast

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and Furious (PG13), Adventureland (R) SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Duplicity – Sat.-Sun. 3, 5:30, 8, Fri., Mon., Thur., 5:30, 8 UA EAST HAMPTON (+ (631-324-0448) Haunting in Connecticut (PG13)– Fri.-Sun 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:40, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs. 5, 7:40 I Love You Man (R) – Fri.-Sun 3:45, 6:40, 9:40 Mon. – Thurs. 3:45, 6:40 Monsters Vs Aliens (PG) – Fri.-Sun 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20 Mon.- Thurs. 4:40, 7 Knowing (PG13)– Fri.-Sun 1, 4, 7:15, 10 MonThurs. 4, 7:15 Adventureland (R) – Fri.-Sun 1:30, 4:15, 7:30, 10:10 Mon-Thurs. 4:15, 7:30 Sunshine Cleaning (R) – Fri.-Sun 12:30, 3, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20, Mon-Thurs. 5:20, 7:50 Earth (G) – Fri.-Sun 11:30, 2:15, 4:45, 7:20, 9:45 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Knowing (PG13) – Sat.-Sun. 1, 4, 7:30, 10:10 Fri., Mon-Thurs 4, 7:30, 10:10 12 Rounds (PG13) – Sat.-Sun., 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10, Fri, Mon.-Thurs. 4:20, 7:20, 10 Fast And The Furious (R) – Sat.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30,

7:40, 10:20 Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:40, 10:20 Race To Witch Mountain (PG) – Sat.-Sun. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Monsters Vs. Aliens (PG) – Sat.-Sun 1:40, 4:40, 7, 9:40 Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4:40, 7, 9:40 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) I Love You Man (R) – Fri.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs. 1, 4:30, 7:30 Monsters Vs. Aliens (PG) – Fri.-Sun. 1, 4, 7, 9:45 Mon.-Thurs. 1, 4, 7 Duplicity (PG13) – Fri.-Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10 Mon.-Thurs. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Fast And The Furious (PG13) – Fri.-Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10:10 Mon.-Thurs. 1:45, 4:45, 7:40 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PERFORMING ARTS CENTER (631-288-1500) Medicine For Melancholy – April 3, 7:30, April 5, 1, 4

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Food / Dining Food of our Ancestors, and the New Israel Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer At a recent luncheon, promoted by the James Beard Foundation, at Barbounia, a Middle Eastern restaurant in Manhattan, Asaf Shariv, consul general of Israel in New York, Susan Ungaro, president of the James Beard Foundation, author Janna Gur and media and food journalists were there to celebrate Gur’s new cookbook, The Book of New Israeli Food, a compilation of Middle Eastern dishes. Efraim Naon, the talented chef of Barbounia, afforded the guests some of the bold foods of the Middle East based on the new foods of Israel inspired by Gur’s book. Meze, appetizing starters, consisted of eggplant in tahini, falafel, fennel salad with lemon and pistachio, lachmahajun (lamb pie) and zucchini cakes. Choice entrées were Moroccan spiced halibut with fresh garbanzo beans, grouper kebabs and shakshuka, an egg-based vegetarian dish with garlic and tomatoes. The scrumptious dessert tasting of creamy puddings topped with saffron caramel, rose water and berries and/or passion fruit, and a warm shredded phyllo and sweet goat cheese pie were indeed extraordinary. With family and friends gathering to celebrate Passover at sundown for the first and second night Seders on April 7 and 8, ancestral foods of deep rooted heritage will be served to achieve direct connection through the order of the Seder. With my family of Sephardic heritage, I, too, look forward to prepar-

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ing several of our traditional and flavorful dishes. Yet I’m inspired to prepare recipes with the new tastes of Israel.

2. Transfer to a bowl with the lemon segments. Sprinkle with salt and set aside to rest for 15 minutes.

FENNEL AND PISTACHIO SALAD This crisply piquant salad may be prepared up to several hours before serving. Serves 6 3-4 small or 2 large fennel bulbs 1/2 cup lemon segments, about 2 large lemons* Coarse (kosher or sea) salt 1/4 cup delicate flavored olive oil 1 dried hot pepper, chopped finely 2 tablespoons honey 1/2 cup shelled pistachio nuts, roasted and coarsely chopped 1. Trim the fronds from the fennel bulbs and cut the bulb in half vertically. Cut out and discard the core at the base then cut each half in half. Place fennel halves flat side down and with a sharp chef’s knife slice through the layers as thinly as possible.

3. Toss the fennel and lemon segments with the olive oil, hot pepper and honey. Toss to mix. Sprinkle with pistachio nuts and serve. * Slice off a piece of skin from the end of each lemon and spear the slice with a fork at the opposite end. Carefully slice the skin away from the flesh then cut out each segment from between the membrane into a bowl. Hand squeeze the juice from the membrane into the bowl. Continue with second lemon and use segments as above. MALABI Malabi is a creamy pudding that hails from Turkey. Basically, malabi is neutral in taste, so Gur suggests using your imagination choosing various toppings, garnishes and syrups to make this snowwhite dessert enticingly aromatic. Yields 12 servings in 1/2 cup goblets 1 quart (4 cups) milk 3/4 cup cornstarch 1 tablespoon rose water or 2-3 drops rose essence 1 cup whipping cream 1/2 cup sugar To serve: optional toppings Raspberry syrup with rose water to taste Coarsely chopped roasted pistachio nuts Coconut flakes Sliced fresh fruit or fruit preserves Pomegranate seeds

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Food / Dining

Side Dish Matto in East Hampton reopened for 2009 with a new team and concept. Giovanni Zuanon and Pietro Molendini, top players from Cipriani Worldwide’s grand opening team, joined Matto and created a fresh concept featuring elevated quality, professional service and affordable prices. The menu is full of homemade pastas and desserts, specialty pizzas, fresh inventive salads, local fish and Matto’s signature dishes. Items include: tagliatelle alla contadina with homemade tagliatelle, cherry tomato, zucchini and zucchini flower pesto ($20); pappardelle al funghi e rucola with homemade pappardelle, mixed wild mushrooms and arugula ($21); grilled lamb chop, string beans and pear onions ($38); wild salmon with leeks sauce ($27); homemade gelato ($9); and gorgonzola cheese top with honey, walnuts and 16year-old whiskey ($9). pizzas range from $10 to $24 and include Matto focaccia with parma prosciutto, arugula, robiola and truffle oil. Dinner served daily from 5 p.m. and lunch and pizza service from noon on weekends. Full menu available to-go. Happy hour offers reduced cocktail prices, daily 5-6 p.m. Call 631-329-0200. The Clam Bar, the classic seafood snack bar in Amagansett, is also now open. Lunch and dinner will be served Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 p.m., weather permitting. Items include Cajun popcorn shrimp, lobster salad roll, fried scallops with French fries and grilled garden burger. For details call 631-267-6348. The Grille at Fisherman’s Rest, the allAmerican eatery and neighborhood bar in Cutchogue is back! The menu offers a selection

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from infused burgers and thin-crust pizzas to nightly specials of fresh seafood and meats. Lunch and dinner is served daily from 11:30 a.m. to midnight. Happy hour is Monday through Friday, from 4:30-7:30 p.m. For information call 631-765-3474. Hamptons Restaurant Week ends April 5, but not for all restaurants. Some participants plan to continue their $24.95 prix fixe menu on select nights after the week is over, including Café Max, Matto, Porto Bello, Trata and Westhampton Steakhouse. Visit Citarella in East Hampton and Watermill is now offering Passover and Easter menus. From fresh lamb and chicken, seasonal favorites, fresh ingredients for homemade gefilte fish, delectable prepared foods and pastry selections, Citarella has everything the gourmand needs for a holiday celebration. Orders must be placed at least 48 hours in advance. Items include: prime first-cut brisket $5.99/lb; flanken/beef short ribs, $7.99/lb; matzoh ball soup, $4.99/pt; gefilte fish, $7.99/lb; rack of lamb $13.99/lb; glazed country ham, $9.99/lb; and reusable Easter wicker baskets filled with treats for $119. Call 631-726-3636 to place an order. Restaurants are gearing up for Easter Sunday on April 12. Nick & Toni’s in East Hampton will offer brunch from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m., with items including: brioche French toast $12; grilled fennel sausage ($18); and steak and eggs ($22). Dinner will be served at 6 p.m., featuring holiday specials like rack of lamb ($38) and Meyer lemon soufflé pudding ($12). For information call 631324-3550. Tierra Mar in Westhampton Beach will serve a buffet from 12 to 6 p.m. for $42 (kids under

12 are half-price). Items include: brown sugar and cinnamon glazed smoked ham; charbroiled marinated leg of lamb; fusilli with plum tomatoes, sautéed broccoli rabe and ricotta cream; and chocolate hazelnut dacquoise cake. For reservations, call 631-288-2700. East Wind, in Wading River, will host brunch with the Easter Bunny from 10:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. Cost is $37.95 for adults, $19.95 for kids age 3 to 10 and free for those under age 2. The buffet will include an array of brunch items, gourmet salads, carving and pasta stations and assorted desserts. Call 631-929-6585 for information. Stonewalls Restaurant, in Riverhead, will serve a three-course prix fixe, ranging from $45 to $49.50, starting at noon. Items include: homemade rolled mozzarella with prosciutto di Parma; fresh oven-roasted ham with Madeira sauce; and chocolate tart with créme chantilly. For reservations call 631-506-0777. Jamesport Manor Inn, in Jamesport, serves a special menu from 11:30 a.m., including duck strudel, duck confit and braised cabbage ($12); and porcini dry rubbed sirloin, pommes dauphinois and exotic mushrooms ($36). 631-722-0500 for reservations. OSO at Southampton Inn is now open for breakfast Monday through Sunday from 7:30 a.m. and for dinner Tuesday through Saturday from 5:30 p.m. A $25 three-course dinner prix fixe is offered from 5:30 to 7 p.m. Happy Hour features halfpriced drinks from 5 to 7 p.m., Monday through Friday. Ladies will receive $1 glass of house wine with any entrée and the $25 prix fixe is offered all evening during Thursday’s Ladies Night. For details call 631-283-6500.


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Daily Specials ALMOND RESTAURANT – Classic French bistro offering unpretentious French food at affordable prices. Almond is open for dinner Thursday through Tuesday starting at 6 p.m., closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, 631-537-8885, THE ATHENS GRILL - Located in Historic Riverhead, offering the best Neo-Greek/Mediterranean Cuisine. Serving lunch and dinner Monday - Saturday. 33 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-1301. B. SMITH’S – Returning soon for its 10th season with the freshest seafood and mouth-watering desserts. Call for reservations. Visit Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5858. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30 a.m. to 10 a.m. From noon to 3 p.m., serving casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631668-2345. CHEQUIT INN – Complimentary glass of Proseco with ever Valentine’s Day dinner entrée on Saturday, Feb. 14. 23 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-7490018. FINN McCOOL’S – Open seven days, lunch and dinner. Sun.-Thurs., $19.99 prix fixe. Come check out our new menu. Nightly limo service, $15 per person, roundtrip. Late night bar menu seven days. 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-998-3271. THE GRILLE AT FISHERMAN’S REST – Alive again! And continuing the tradition of true American family dining. Serving a menu ranging from legendary thin-crust pizzas to creative seafood specials, The Grille is open seven days a week from 11:30 a.m. through midnight. Located at 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631765-3474. GURNEY’S INN RESORT & SPA – Traditional Easter Dinner served Sunday, April 12, 1-9 p.m. Choice of nine entrées, includes appetizer and dessert, unless otherwise indicated. Separate children’s menu. Meet the Easter Bunny 1-6 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Hwy., Montauk. 631-668-2345. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso Bar,

Bakery, Coffee Roastery, and Full-Service Café serving breakfast, lunch and desserts. Open every day all year, 6 a.m. - 7 p.m. Locations at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill, and at 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – A true “foodies delight” featuring the freshest seafood and local produce available. Platinum Chef winner Cheffe Colette creates an inventive menu with some pleasant surprises. Dine outside on the waterfront verandah and enjoy the best sunsets in the Hamptons, at The Inn Spot On The Bay, 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in a reconstructed 1850s mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-7220500, email or visit LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO – Casual, yet elegant, Italian Restaurant. Featuring homemade pastas, fresh salads and creative entrees courtesy of the new team formerly of the famed Cipriani. Open 7 days serving dinner beginning at 5 p.m. with lunch and pizza bar service on weekends starting at 12 noon. Take out service during lunch and dinner offering the full menu and specialty pizzas. 104 North Main St., East Hampton, 631-329-0200. MICHAEL’S – Come try our Creative American Cuisine. Daily specials. 28 Maidstone Park Road, East Hampton 631-324-0725. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Zagat says “Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect.” Serving dinner Thurs.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. $30 Prix Fixe Thur, Fri, Sun, all night & Sat until 6:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7110. PARTO’S RESTAURANT – Italian restaurant, pizzeria café. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. and Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine

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FRIDAY, 3 BODY TALK ON SHELTER ISLAND – 7 p.m. – Basic Body Concepts and Wellness will be the next discussion in the Friday Night Dialogues series at the Shelter Island Library. Featuring Kim Sherman, RN, and owner of Greeny’s on Shelter Island. 631-749-0042. THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET – 8 p.m. – Camille plays at Bay Street Theatre on the Long Wharf in Sag Harbor. $5 per ticket. Call 631-725-9500. WHBPAC MOVIE – Film: Medicine For Melancholy, 7:30 p.m., Sunday at 1 p.m. and 4 p.m., Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. This film is in English, 88 minutes long and not rated. There will be no Saturday showing. Tickets are $10 for adults, $7 for seniors and students, and $3 for film society members. The Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center is located at 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach, 631-288-1500. BATTLE OF THE BANDS – 7 p.m. – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. 7 p.m. $5. 631-2673117. SIXTEEN TONS – 10 p.m.-1 a.m. – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Sixteen Tons provides the area’s finest Juke Joint Americana - a glamorous and potent mixture of blues, country, jazz, gospel, soul and rockabilly. 631-267-3117. SHAKESPEARE – 10 a.m. – Adultery, assassination, cold-blooded murder, decapitation, forbidden love. There’s nothing new under the sun. Brush up on your Shakespeare at the Hampton Library in Bridgehampton, 2478 Main Street, at 10 a.m. Call 631537-0015. DINNER WITH LIFE COACH MONICA BENNETT – 7-9:30 p.m. – $25. OSO at The Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. 631-283-1166. SATURDAY, 4 THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET – 8 p.m. – Witness for the Prosecution plays at Bay Street Theatre on the Long Wharf in Sag Harbor. 8 p.m. $5 per ticket. Call 631-725-9500. CABARET AT BAY STREET – 10 p.m. – Following The Picture Show, Bay Street will open the Lobby to musical performers from the East End to NYC. These evenings promise to be a wonderful mixture of talent with as many varied musical styles as there are performers. Tickets are $20 at the door and a cash bar will be available. Reservations are requested and can be made by calling 631-725-0818 ext. 110. EASTER EGG AND SCAVENGER HUNT – 12–1 p.m. – On the Great Lawn, Main Street and Potunk Lane, Westhampton. Rain Date for the Greater Westhampton Chamber of Commerce Easter Egg and Village Scavenger Hunt is Sunday, April 5 (12-1 p.m.) All community children are welcome to participate. Free. PARLOR MUSIC CONCERT – 2 p.m. – Local musicians Don Schmitz and Dan Koontz play together for the first time. Don on harmonica, Dan on guitar. Reservations are required for this popular concert series sponsored by The Bridgehampton Association at 2368 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. JOE BONAMASSA – 8 p.m. – Masterful guitar player. Tickets are $70, $55, $40. At the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. KLYPH BLACK AND RUMOR HAS IT – 8 p.m. – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. $15. 631267-3117. SIGNIFY – 10:30 p.m. – Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. $10. 631-267-3117. SOLAR ENERGY TOUR – 11 a.m. – “Living By Example” Renewable Energy Tours. Join Eastern Energy Systems Inc. at their residential location to view the largest array of solar, wind, and geothermal tech-

OUTDOOR AND RECREnology on Long Island. An PICK OF ATION Energy Expert guides guests around a beautifully kept home THE WEEK SATURDAY, 4 to explain the use and workings JUDY CARMICHAEL – 4/9 – BLUEBIRD WALK FOR of renewable energy systems. 6 p.m. Free CD release party celebrating the ADULTS – 9 a.m. – South Fork Every Saturday at 11 a.m. rain release of jazz pianist Judy Carmichael’s latNatural History Museum, or shine. 631-779est album, Come and Get It, her first featurBridgehampton. Walk leader, 4004. ing vocals. Bay Street Theatre, Sag Harbo. Joe Giunta. Non-members are ESCHER STRING QUAR631-725-9500. charged $7 per adult, $5 per TET – 3 p.m. – The Escher child three to 12 years of age, String Quartet at the two and under free. Fees Southampton Cultural Center. include admission to the museTickets will be sold at the door um on the day of the program. 631-537-9735. $20/$10 students and seniors, cash and checks will be PAUMANOK PATH #4 (11 miles) – 9 a.m. – This accepted. Credit cards NOT accepted. 631-287-4377. hike, the fourth in East Hampton’s Paumanok series, winds through the deep, wild forest and along the sun SUNDAY, 5 drenched coastline of Montauk’s beautiful Hither FRENCH CLASS – 2 p.m. – Get ready for your next Woods. Bring lunch and water. Meet at the Montauk trip to France and join this lively French conversation recycling center, on rt. 27 approximately two miles east class with Cecile Graffin-Smith, for intermediate to of Hither Hills Overlook. Leader: Rick Whalen 631-267advanced students. New members welcome. A $75 fee is 6608. due at registration. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. POINT WOODS TRAIL (3 miles) – 10 a.m. – Walk 631-537-0015 along trails lined with large beech, tupelo, American FAMILY VOLLEYBALL – 1-2:30 p.m. – Giant famiholly, oak and black birch trees to the bluffs overlooking ly volleyball at the Montauk Playhouse, Montauk. the Atlantic – you’ll come back invigorated and Please call 631-668-1612 for more info. refreshed. On the return we will pass Battery 113 in HAMPTONS RESTAURANT WEEK – The Seventh Camp Hero. Meet on Camp Hero Rd. off Route 27 in Annual “Hamptons Restaurant Week,” ends April 5. Montauk, about a mile east of Deep Hollow Ranch. During this promotion, all participating restaurants Leader: Eva Moore 631-238-5134. will offer a three-course prix fixe for $24.95 all night, OWL POND LOOP – 10 a.m.-Noon – Hike four miles except Saturday when it will only be offered until 7 p.m. from Owl Pond to Maple Swamp. Meet on Spinney Rd. For more information about Hamptons Restaurant (off Rte. 24), Flanders. Jim Crawford, 631-369-2341. Week, please call 631-329-0050. MONDAY, 6 OPEN ARTS STUDIO – 6-8 p.m. – Every Monday drawing studio. Easels, donkeys and drawing boards provided. 11 Indian Wells Hwy. 631-267-2787. $15. TUESDAY, 7 UNINSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING – 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. – At the Southampton Cultural Center. 631-287-4377. THURSDAY, 9 JUDY CARMICHAEL – 6 p.m. – Free CD release party celebrating the release of jazz pianist Judy Carmichael’s latest album, Come and Get It, her first featuring vocals. Bay Street Theatre, Sag Harbo. 631725-9500.

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Letters LAST STOP Dear Dan, I know seeing is believing, but when was this underground railway system built? Was it over a period of a decade? I’ve been going out to Montauk off and on, since my dad took mom and me for a summer vacation trip back in 1957. That’s when my Crayola crayons melted in a pencil case (Yes, a case complete with zipper) on the rear package shelf of our 1955 Mercury Monterey! We stayed in Montauk for two nights, ate at the Shagwong and played games in the game room across the street from where we stayed. I keep reading stories in your paper about a subway and never knew it existed. Am I out of touch? Dennis Rusinovich Syosset, NY Via e-mail

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INN-SIGHTS Dear Dan, Seems to me that the Scotch Mist Inn was more across the street from the True Blue Motel than the Indian Reservation. I watched the surrounding grass, scrub oak and pine burn around the old Inn, and then the large pine trees adjacent to the Inn caught fire. Smoke from the eaves began to issue and suddenly the whole building burst into flames, reminiscent of a film documenting the destruction of a nuclear bomb. I was awestruck. The next day only a huge metal sculpture of a spider remained; in the basement people were picking up stacks of dinnerware that neatly dropped and survived the holocaust. I found one souvenir, a bronze lion’s head from a fountain. I still live on the ocean, only further south. William Stilson, Via e-mail Memory plays tricks. – DR

It was built in the 1930s. I was one of the workers. – DR LIVIN’ LARGE Dear Dan, Glad you liked the Mohonk photo. We were there for a week and 25 years ago with our family. Did the rockclimbing scene then. After a bad ankle break in ’91, I am thankful I can walk now. I met you at the Lodge book signing. We talked about both being at the “Free Life” take-off from the Miller property. Just moved last week permanently to our home in East Hampton after living for 30 years in Montville, New Jersey and coming here part-time for over 50 years. My dad bought the first house on the left, after the culvert on Gerard Drive in the early ‘50s. We had a nice beach then, but unfortunately it eroded and now water goes under the house. It has been in the papers lately. Then we built the second house on the left on Gann Road in the ‘80s. We have been on the Circle for 10 years and it’s great to be able to walk to everything (especially in the summer). I enjoyed In the Hamptons and am looking forward to your next book. Wendy O’Neill It’s out next week. Look for One Year on the Hampton Subway at Bookhampton. – DR

TO HELL WITH THE COPTERS Dear Dan, While thinking about my families summer visit to Mattituck, this popped into my head. With the recession, and everyone cutting back, will the helicopter traffic be drastically reduced? I hope so. A quiet visit and summer for every one else in the flight path will be a welcome change. As far as loss of revenue to the air taxi services, maybe they can offer low altitude tours of the rich and infamous homes. Special Saturday Sunday rates. Just a thought. Ed Brown Denver, Pa. (formerly of Mattituck) Via e-mail Nobody would be in them. It would work. – DR CALL TO ACTION Dear Dan, Bernie Madoff’s $50 billion Ponzi scheme put many non-profits, civic organizations and community organizations out of business. The rippling effects of Bernie Madoff’s deceptive actions will have consequences to charities for years to come. Unfortunately, charities have other potential threats lurking in the shadows that we all must be aware of. During these difficult economic times some local individuals have misrepresented themselves by

holding unauthorized fundraisers, have collected money on behalf of charities, only to thus far pocket the money for their own financial gain. Who has the most to lose when this occurs? The people most in need of these vital services that the non-profit charities actually provide services for. In these unprecedented economic times, a time where local, state and federal funds are rapidly shrinking and drying up, donations are a critical ingredient for the survival of local nonprofits. I am putting out a call to action to our community. Before you give any money to a charity, please do your homework. Make sure the person collecting for the charity is reputable. If there is any doubt, simply mail your donation directly to the charity to ensure the 100% of the donated money helps the individuals you intended it to. Also, and just as importantly, if you suspect fraudulent activity occurring please contact the charity immediately. This will allow us to take the necessary and appropriate actions to put a stop to fraudulent behavior and to try to recoup monies that were donated as being intended for our cause. As the Executive Director of the only Domestic Violence service provider in our community, The Retreat, I want to assure that monies donated to our agency reach us. So do my colleagues. Furthermore, you should ask the representative who is collecting money on behalf of the charity what percentage of the monies they are collecting are going to the charity. You may be surprised. If it is a low percentage, you might be better off making the donation directly to a charity to ensure that 100% of the money you are donating reaches our most needy citizens. If we all work together, we will ensure the preservation of these vital services to the people you intended to help. As the need for services continues to rise because of the times we are living in, I want to thank you for your generous efforts and contributions. It is your generosity that continues to allow us to do the good work that is necessary to keep our community healthy and safe. Respectfully, Jeffrey Frideman Executive Director, The Retreat Via e-mail In the world of the Hamptons, where charities abound, this is important. – DR

Police Blotter Terrible Car Accident A tragic car accident took place last week that killed one woman, a 46-year-old from Amagansett. The accident was a head-on collision. The driver of one of the vehicles fled the scene on foot and was later arrested. Our deepest sympathies go out to the family of the deceased. What Law? A man in East Hampton was pulled over and arrested. He was first pulled over for speeding, and then police found that he had no driver’s license. The car he was driving was not registered. The man appeared to be high on marijuana and police found him to have a small amount of marijuana in his car. You can’t make this stuff up. Stalker? There is some evidence that a woman has a seriously dedicated stalker on her hands. A woman in East Hampton called police after she heard strange noises outside of her bedroom window. When she went to have a look, she found a man running at full throt-

tle, with a large ladder in his hand. Apparantly the man decided that he was going to use the ladder, which he brought with him, to get a better view. Theft A man in Hampton Bays reported that his gym bag was stolen. Inside the gym bag, the man had left his cell phone, which contains a GPS tracking device. The man looked up where his cell phone was on a computer when he went home, and found out where the gym bag was. The man went to that exact location, which ended up being the lost and found of the gym that he normally goes to. Fire Starter A 12-year-old and a 14-year-old were arrested in East Hampton for arson after police determined that they had deliberately set a tree on fire. Yikes. Steve Brautigam The Southampton Town Comptroller Steve Brautigam was arrested after being pulled over in Southold Town and charged with a DWI. According to

the report, Brautigam was uncooperative when he was arrested. The out of control Southampton Town Comptroller blew a 0.18 when arrested, double the legal limit. He has publically apologized for the incident. Stolen Laptop A high school student reported to police that his laptop had been stolen in Riverhead. The laptop is valued at $1,000 and also has intrinsic value, since the laptop was the student’s primary avenue to No More Oil A man at a service station in Southampton avoided real trouble when he attempted to not pay for an oil change because he felt that he had waited too long. The mechanic told the man that he had no problem draining all of the oil out of his car and giving the car back to him. The man reluctantly paid. - David Lion Rattiner

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Deadline 5pm Wednesday

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Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

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Interior Design

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CSIA Certified Technician




AMERICLEAN We Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Cut Corners We Clean Them

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est 1980

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Using 100% All Natural and Non-Toxic Products.





Contact Michael

Based in Sag Harbor Est. 2002


1198991 Fully Equipped Packages Available


Service Directory



5pm Wednesday

Pete Vella

Residential / Commercial Cleaning Services


Fast, Friendly, Professional Service


631.278.8594 516.851.9360 1198572


Fax (631)648-7480



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Driveways, Aprons, Repairs,

Asphalt, Gravel, RCA Expert Grading, Drywells Cesspools Installed

LOWEST PRICES Free Estimates





Design Installation Repair






#1 Deck Builder on the East End



Call Britt ext. 82 for FREE CONSULATION

Peter’s Closet Company

Concierge Services



Timeline Management Services

Commercial & Residental

Construction Manag.

Estate Management

Tel: 212.371.6813

Additions Kitchens • Bathrooms


Electrical Contractors

Full Service Electrical Contracting Residential/Commercial Solar Installations LED Lighting


287-6060 (631)324-6060 (631)








Design • Build • Maintain Cedar • Mahogany • IPE • Composite • Hidden Clips

Highest Quality • Best Service


in the Hamptons. Powerwashing Call Us First


Handyman n Servicess Available

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(631)) 298-4545 (631)) 287-24033 GARY Y SALICE LICENSED/INSURED






Licensed & Insured Licensed & Insured

Dan W. Leach

Design Installation Repair


Owner Operated Deal Direct


East End Since 1982 Licensed Insured

Design And Construction Of Fine Exteriors



#1 Deck Builder on the East End

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

Referencess Available

Residential • Commercial

Cedar • Mahogany • Ipe • TimberTech® Premier Installer 1198727

• Prompt • Reliable • Quality


Custom Carpentry

• Custom Renovations & Construction Specialists • Cedar Siding + Shakes • Custom Deck Building • All Roofing Guaranteed! • Finished Basements



Deck Specialists



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Duct Cleaning

Serving the East End

Construction Management Construction Management





Lower Heating g& & A/C C Costss &Improve e YourrAir Quality!

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Licensed & Insured

Masonry • Hardscapes • Powerwashing • Cleaning

EH License #7347-2009

SH License #L000856

ROBERTS ASPHALT CO. INC. Oil & Stone Driveway Specialist

Blacktop Driveways/Parking Areas Custom Masonry, Cobblestone & Paving Stone New Construction and Resurfacing Free Estimates Family Owned & Operated For Over 35 Years

631-475-1906 •


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

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Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors





Electrical Contractors





William m J.. Shea ELECTRIC


Harborview Electric Inc.

• Custom Home Wiring • New Work • Renovations • Service Upgrades • Landscape Lighting • Swimming Pools • Generators • High Hats • Decorative Lighting

24-hrr Emergencyy Service Our Electrical Services Include: • Lighting & Electrical Repairs • House & Home Office Wiring • Generator Sales & Installations • Computer, Telephone Wiring • Home Automation Services

Office: 631-981-1889 • Mobile: 631-241-8414


D.A.Z. Electrical Contractor, Inc. FOR ALL YOUR ELECTRICAL NEEDS! Licensed & Insured Call: 631-329-9590 1198627

Design & Installation




Commercial - Residential



Specialists in ANYTHING Electric Will beat any written estimate Small ad= Small price Lic & Ins


Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday




631 287-2768

Phone/Fax: (631) 283-9525 Cell: (516) 250-7773 1198624


Call Jimmy

email: 52 Mariners Drive, Southampton

TOXIC MOLDTesting Water Intrusion Detected by Thermal Imaging Technology. Prompt, reliable service with fully staffed office.






Certified & Insured Call AMBIC Inspection Today!




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For inspections, testing & removal, call

Electricall Contractors

• All Phases of Custom Electrical Work • 24 Hr. Emergency Srv.






T h e Fe n c e G u y

Bridgehampton, L.I, NY

Brad d C.. Slack

• Residential and Commercial



Electrical Design Construction • Maintenance Solar Photovoltaic Installations

Licensed and Insured

Landscape lighting specialist

E LECTRICAL C O N T R A C TO R S 631-399-2033



Southampton, NY 11968



Licensed Master Electrician Residential • Commercial Additions • Renovations Kitchens • Bathrooms Home Automation Lighting • Generators 24 Hr. Emergency Services

26 Years Experience




Mold Assessment & Consulting

Family Owned & Operated for 32 years Custom Entry Gates and Auto Gate Operators, Phone Entry Cameras, All Types of Fence, Aluminum, Steel, Custom Wood, Chainlink, Deer Fence, Decks, Sunrooms, Awnings, Pergolas, Arbors Residential • Commercial

Expertt in n Lighting

Licensed & Insured

631 1 821-5989 Free Estimates /Service Calls





Licensed & Insured Bob DiGregorio All Types of Landscape Lighting, Pool Automation Systems Installed and Serviced, JANDY, POLARIS, HADCO, Pool Houses Wired, Outdoor Kitchens, Hot Tubs Wired, Energy Saver Power Units Available,



Certified d Indoor Environmentalist

27 Years in Construction and Building Science 7 days a week at Office: 631.929.5454 Cell: 631.252.7775 email: web: Montauk to Manhattan 1198560

• Jerith Ornamental Aluminum • PVC/Maintenance Free Vinyl • Pool/Tennis Enclosures • Privacy/Security Installations • Baby-loc Removable Pool Fence (Central Suffolk)

(East End)

631-467-4478 631-878-4140 1198635

Designers & Mfrs. of Custom Wood Fencing. • Walk/Driveway Gates • Arbors • Pool • Deer • Commercial Chain Link • Dumpster Enclosures • Bumper Posts LIC 28,78-6-HI • References Available





Electrical Contractors

516.510.7634 631.873.4788 Flooring

631.873.5098 • Mold/Fungi Investigating And Consulting • Air Sampling For Testing And Analyzing of Fungi And Other Airborne Pollutants • Mold/Fungi Remediation

Board Certified 1198989

EXPERTS IN Residential and Commercial Automated Gate Access Systems. Elegant and Functional Gated Entrances. New Installations or Existing Gates



Custom Designs Electronic Automation EAST HAMPTON FENCE 631-324-5941 1198633

Tall Guy

Hardwood Flooring Install Prefinished / Unfinished Sanding, Refinishing Staining, Bleaching, Pickle & Repairs All Work Guaranteed Free Estimates Ins.



To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm


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gÉÑ Y ÄÉÉÜ Over 15 years experience

The best preparation, ultra-smooth surface, & long lasting finish


Latest Technology


Copperr Gutters Copperr Leaders Custom m Copperr Work u Flashing Thru Chimney y Repairs g Seam m Roofs Standing Copperr Roofs


Residential • Commercial Call for Free Price Quote 1198640

631-831-0951 631-329-2138 Handyman




“A family business”


Handling All Your Handyman Needs & Then Some.

Service Contracts Available Sales • Service • Installations


KOLB MECHANICAL Heating g and d Airr Conditioning


Any of your Stone Needs: Polishing • Cleaning • Sealing

Licensed & Insured



1.877.24.STONE 631.351.7188 1198874

Dan’s Classifieds & Service Directory open:8:30am-6pm Monday–Friday 631-283-1000



FREE At Home Project Consultation

• Premium Vinyl Siding • Energy Efficient Replacement Windows • Kitchens • Flooring • Heating • AC • Entry & Garage Doors

Project Coordinator • Andy Iovino 1198747


Everything Under the Roof

Original Design Construction Corp.

• Kitchens/Bathroomss • Decks • Dormerss & Extensions • Interiorr & Exteriorr Design • Siding/Roofingg • Basements Lic.

(631) 859-3081Ins.

Licensed & Insured

P. T. H O M E IMPROVEMENTS Kitchens & Baths Windows & Doors Siding & Decks Extensions Carpentry Repairs Spackling & Small Jobs

Your Complete Remodeling Company Serving Nassau & Suffolk For Over 30 Years Lic. Ins.

(631) (631)





Home Improvement

We work your hours!

When nQualityyMatters 1198843


Clean Air is Trane Air™




Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

Home 631-907-4155

6 3 1-2 6 7-2242





Project Coordinator Andy Iovino


355 yrs.. Experiencee builtt on communication,, neatnesss & quality


Since 1975 Father - Son Team Interior Moulding Siding, Windows Door Kitchens, Baths Termite Repairs

Serving the Hamptons for over 10 Yrs.


Exterior / Interior Stone


FinishedCarpentry Libraries•Kitchens Bathrooms• Painting



Project Consultation

• Renovations • Additions • New Construction • Tile Work • Finished Basements • Siding • Roofing • Painting


*Carpentryy *Paintingg *Decks *Doorss *Crownn *Roofingg * Siding Finishedd Basements Powerr Washingg Etc,, Freee Estimates,, References

Deck Repairs Painting Spackling Yard Work Gutter Cleaning Screen Replacements Powerwashing Call Pete

Handy Mike

K ESSON HomeImprovement

We Service each Project Until Completion.

Heating/Air Conditioning



FREE At Home



Air Conditioning/Heating Heat Pumps/Humidification Custom Wine Cellars

Steven’ss Handyman Service



Home Improvement


+ The

Installations • Sanding Finishing • Repairs Custom Staining

631-878-3625 Licensed & Insured


. S a c he n


Floor Sanding



Floor & Home

Faucet Installations Repair Sub-Pumps, Brick, Block, Stampcrete, Cabinets, Decks, Doors, Electric, Timers/Boiler Controls, Celing Fans, Textured Spackling/Plaster/Painting Biscuit Molding & Framing Brass/Screen Enclosures Gutters Power Washing... 27 Years Hands-On Work Bob: Color Portfolio/References

Home Improvement

631.723.3935 516.250.7985




Interior/Exterior Roofing & Siding Windows & Doors Full Tree Service Painting, Powerwashing Deck Repairs You Ask! We Do It! Excellent References




No Job Too Small!

We will meet or beat any price for comparable work

“The Atomic DCS” Dust Free Sanding System Installations Sanding & Finishing Buffing & Waxing

The Original Hampton Hubby Service LOCAL GUY

Call For All Your Handyman Needs

See what our happy customers are so proud of


Handy Man

Painting Powerwashing Drywall / Spackle Deck Specialist

American Craftsmen

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Repairs, Maintenance & Renovations 30 Years Experience in All Areas of Home Improvement & New Construction S PECIALIZING IN : K ITCHENS • B ATHROOMS D ECKS • F INISHED B ASEMENTS Prompt & Friendly Response to All Inquiries

Call 631-680-1670


Planning on Improving Your Home? Call One of The Many Vendors in Dan’s Service Directory... And Tell Them You Saw Their Ad in Dan’s

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

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(OME3ERVICES Irrigation

Home Improvement





Countryside Lawn & Tree • Design • Installation • Garden Renovations • Transplanting • Ponds/Waterfalls • Fine Gardening • Lawn Maintenance • Re-vegetations • Perennial Gardens • Natural Screenings • Irrigation Installations/Service • Tree/Shrub Pruning & Removals • Spring/Fall Cleanups • Sod • Mulch • Annuals/Pots • Bobcat Service/Land Clearing • Also Specializing in Masonry • Landscape Lighting

A Fair Price For Excellent Work

by J I M

15 Years Experience






Excellent References

Professional & Dependable References Available



cell 516.449.1389 office 631.324.2028



Lawn & Landscape Maintenance Tree pruning & removals Planting & Installations Brush chipping 1198649

dave greene 631-283-8085 631-287-8741 fax

a full service irrigation company

Alll Island

System Turn On Monitoring Winterization Design • Installation Hose Spigots Rain Sensors Licensed & Insured

Complete Landscape Provider Lawn Maintenance, Design, planting installation, clean-up, fertilizing, tree trimming, tree removal, flower gardens, indoor flowers, complete property management Call Jim or Mike

631-287-8688 LANDSCAPING

Keeping the oceans cleaner & the earth greener Serving the East End FREE CONSULTATIONS


Lawn Programs &

Irrigation Systems

Member of: IANY, NSLGA, PLANET, NYTGA, GCSAA 1198651

Referencess Available

Landscape/Garden Licensed and Insured Commercial and Residential 18 Years Experience All Work Guaranteed Owner on Site Free Estimates licensed & Insured

631-324-2028 631-723-3212



& Estate Management

Get the Personalized Service You Deserve

Consolidate & Save Up to 20% •Full Service Landscaping •Irrigation•Fertilization•Pool Service

Make One Call & We Will Do It All Call Chris






LANDSCAPE & IRRIGATION Certified, Licensed, Insured


Complete Services From Simple Lawn and Plantings Care, Cleanups To Landscape Design and Installation, Hydroseeding, Stone Walls, Grading, Excavation

15+ Years Experience.


FULL SERVICE MASONRY COMPANY • Tree & Privacy Planting • Irrigation Install & Service • Sod / Seed / Grading • Pavers & Belgian Blocks • Walkways & Patios • Driveways • Aprons, Stone Walls • Weekly Lawn Care / Cleanups • Underground Drainage • Drywells • Bobcat Service • Deer Fence Comm. Res. Lic. Ins.


Licensed Insured

Residential Commercial

LONG ISLAND LANDCRAFTERS •Landscaping •Sprinkler Systems •Tree Service •Masonry


Landscape Service


Pesticide Application NYS Certified Arborist & Designer on Staff • Spraying • Deep Root Fertilizing • Trimming • Pruning • Stump Removal • Planting & Transplanting • Drains • Storm Cleanup • Complete Lawn Program • Masonry • Landscape Design • Grading • Brush Clearing • Irrigation • Sod & Seed • Soil Analysis • Low Voltage Lighting



631-739-4092 off. 631-725-0115


P.O. Box 696 Southampton NY 11969

Landscape Design • Installation & Maintenance Container Planting • Grading




House watching


Outdoor Expressions



To Our Clients THANK YOU


Lic. & Ins. References 20 yrs experience Chris


The East End Irrigation Specialist

25 years of Experience • Call for Appointment Licensed

C. Cafiero



2005, 2006, 2007 Contractor of the Year!

We provide a professionally coordinated maintenance program tailored to your property & style.


Garden design, installation, maintenance & decorating Services


• Servicee • • Installationss • • Renovationss •





Design • Install Maintain • Spring Turn On • Complete, Renovations • Evaluations • Hose Spigots - Dock Lines Wells and Pumps

631-765-3130 • 631-283-8025


House Watching

Specializing in:



All Jobs Big and Small All Exterior and Interior • Handyman Projects • Decks & Fence • Painting • Windows • Land Clearing • Misc. • Bath & Kitchen Renovation Specializing in Project Mgt. References Available Licensed & Insured MIKE 631-324-2028 CELL 631-831-5761

• Spring/Fall Cleanups • LAWN MAINTENANCE • Re-Vegetations • Hedge & Shrub Pruning • FINE GARDENING Free Estimates



References Available


Leyland d Cypress

PRIVACY SCREENING • P roperty y Lines • Pooll Privacy • Neighbor Shield • Deer Resistant Installed d or r o Itt Yourself Do

631-765-4148 1198805

Jonn Christensenn & Co. Ownerr Operator


Over 20 Years of Showing Up! Where excellence & value work hand in hand • Complete Property Care • Landscapes Created & Maintained • Masonry • Irrigation Member: NYS Turfgrass Assoc. Cornell Cooperative



To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, April 3, 2009 Page 56

(OME3ERVICES Matthew Rychlik

Sup erior L andscaping S olutions , Inc . • Landscape Maintenance Weekly Lawn and Garden Maintenance Pruning Spring/Fall Clean Ups • Gardening Annual/Perennial Plantings, Privacy Planting,Installation, Mulch, Woodchips, Topsoil • Landscape Construction Land Clearing, Grading, Filling, Drainage Systems, Retaining Walls and Planters Installed, Seed/Sod Lawns, Pond/Waterfall Installation • Masonry • Planning Design


Licensed Insured

631-283-6927 516-848-6936 cell 1198940

The Original


• Brick Patios & Walkways • Belgian Block • Garden Walls • Pool Coping


Curbing 8.50(min.500ft.) $

Licensed d Insured Excellentt Locall References






“Smalll Enoughh Too Care, Bigg Enoughh Too Doo Thee Job”

True Quality Craftsmanship 18 Years Experience Owner on Every Job Certified HardScape Installer (631)

CLASSIC CUSTOM DESIGNS • ELEGANCE IN Paving • Driveways • Pool Decks • Walkways • Patios • Retaining Walls • Masonry • Marble • Granite • Block & Brick Work • Cobblestones • Ponds • Waterfalls • Barbeques


874-8395 Lic. Ins


licensed & Insured




F Local-Long Distance-Overseas L A T


1-866-WE-GUARANTEE (934-8272) Flat Rate Pricing No Hourly Minimums






One Piece To Entire Residence Local & Long Distance Heated Warehouse Packing & Crating Containerized Storage Packing Material Available Piano Experts NYC Specialists Weekly City Runs

Licensed 631.725.7700 Insured

NYS DOT #T-33837 A Bridgehampton Based Company


Savee on n Storage One,, Two o or Moree Men g Distance Long Licensedd andd Insured Celll 516-429-7676 Fax x 631-287-7175

631-730-8178 631-742-7774cell

Interiorr / Exterior INS.


• Deck Service • Staining Lic. & Ins.

FREE Estimates

Lic# 44804H



Golden Touch Painting Best Price for Painting Interior / Exterior Powerwashing & Staining Spackling & Taping 17 Years Experience Free Estimates Licensed & Insured Tel:: 631-878-3131 Cell:: 516-818-3769

Allison Quaies – Ronnermann

Custom Artwork & Design Specializing in Murals, Nurseries, Faux Finishes, Handpainted Furniture, Portraits, Pets & People

516-702-4674 •



Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-283-1000

Over 20 Yrs Experience

Interior & Exterior Paintingg • Staining Specializing g in n

Deck k Maintenance e • Mildew w Removal New w Deck k • Builds s & Repairs Alll Siding g • Installations s & Repairs

Low w Prices 1198943


NY DOT 34514

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TRUST PAINTING • Powerwashing





Cobblestone • Brickwork Patios • Walkways Ponds • Waterfalls Pool Areas • Driveways Retaining Walls

Lic. Montauk-NYC Ins.

Interior/Exterior Powerwashing & Staining Remove Wallpaper Sheetrock Low Prices 16 Years Experience

Freee Estimates





Powerwashing • Staining Sheetrock Repairs



cell 631.513.5720

on Local & Long Distance Moving

P NYC to East End Daily Express Delivery To All R Points On The East Coast I C (631) 321-7172 I Family Owned & Operated Southampton N G

All Phases of Masonry Construction




“Picture it painted Proffessionally” 2007 Award Winner

Golden Eagle Painting


DESIGN & CONSTRUCTION patios • driveways • walkways • steps • pool areas • retaining walls • brick paving stone • bluestone cobblestone • culture stone



• Expert Design • Meticulous Workmanship • Patios • Walls • Brick • Pool Tile • Cobblestone • Walkways

All Phases of Masonry Brick, Concrete & Stone






“Quality Craftsmanship from start to finish”


Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990

• Fireplace Specialist • Brick/Stone Patio’s & Pool Surrounds • Brick Barbeques • Pizza Ovens

Licensed & Insured Free Estimates


For Information: 631.744.0214




“Designing & Building Residential Golf Greens in the Hamptons for over 18 YEARS”

K. Maniscalco Mason Contractor Serving the East End for 20 Years.


“We Turn Your Dreams to Greens”







Specializing i n I nterior & E xterior Over 20 Years Experience

Get T he J ob D one R ight t he F irst T ime High Quality Workmanship by Scott Anthony Owner on all jobs 1198945


All Pro Painting All work guaranteed Free Estimates Interior, Exterior, Powerwashing, Custom Work, Staining, Experienced & Reliable

Nick Cordovano

631-696-8150 Licensed & Insured


To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, April 3, 2009 Page 57



Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Eastern Suffolk

pool & spa

Plumbing & Heating, Inc.


“You Deserve the Royal Treatment.”

Licensed Master Plumber 20 Years Experience


Using Ben ja min Moore Paint

Licensed / Insured


Established 1972

For A Lasting Impression

• Vinyl + Gunite Construction • Spas • Supplies • Service

Advanced Interiors

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Enjoy a clean pool every weekend, all summer long! “Tryy thee




Interior / Exterior Powerwashing, Tile Staining, Spackling, & Sheetrocking. Wallpaper Removal

Pools & Spas Service & Maintenance Openings & Closings Safety Covers Salt Generators

Bestt Hamptonss Pooll Service””

“Choose Claudio’s Painting Get Rich Results!”

INTERIOR R / EXTERIOR Powerwashing Staining & Wallpaper Removal Great References / Insured




JW’s Pool Service

A Fulll Servicee Company • Certified pool operator on staff • Opening / Closing, Repairs • Weekly & Bi-Weekly • Loop Loc safety cover, fences • Pool Heaters • Pool Liners • Tile & Marble Ducting

Lic. 631-874-0745 Ins.


Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

(631) 445-1644 cell

MARBLE DUSTING Long Island Marble Dusting Inc. Experts in Resurfacing of Commercial & Residential Gunite Swimming Pools & Spas. Coping, Tile & Pool Renovation.

Andyy Rego 1198502


Pool & Spa Service





Openings Weekly Service Loop -Loc Safety Covers “GO GREEN” Solar System to Heat your Pool Swim in a Heated Pool for Free Chemical Free Systems Salt Based Chlorine Generator





Pool & Spa



5pm Wednesday

RWI / Stingray

• All Your Pool Needs • Established 1969

POOL L & SPA Gunitee Specialists


Service Directory

Serving all of Suffok

Licensed & Insured

Free Estimates

Safetyy & Automaticc Covers Patioo Packagess Available Alll from m onee Masonryy Company



Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

(631) 723-2821 office/fax

“Quality Craftsmanship from start to finish”

631-653-6131 • 631-259-8929




• Deck Boards Replaced • Deck Repairs • Installation of New Decks

Serving the East End for over 20 Years



631-907-4179 631-329-0099

Alll Phasess , Interiorr / Exterior

Sales • Chemicals • Pool Repairs • Construction and Renovations • Weekly Maintenance


Interior/Exterior Painting

You’ll be glad you called us



Custom Colors & Designs

“For A Crystal Clean Splash”


Sincee 1986

Wallpaper Wall Covering


833 County Rd. 39, Southampton, NY 11968

Custom m Paintingg Locall Homess & Businesses

Faux Finishes/ Wall Treatments

#1 Deck Builder on the East End




We also offer . . . Design, Installation & Repair


63 1 - 8 7 4 - 47 6 1

Powerwash & Seal Your Deck NOW!!!


631.838.3137 631.902.3287

Licensed & Insured

Winter Kills Decks...

Pets/Pet Services

Commercial Residential






The Most Competitive Pricing in the Hamptons

We tailor our services to your needs.


Staining Bleaching

•Pool & Spa Service • Openings & Closings • Marble Dusting • Quality Service

Free Estimates



Serving ALL Your Plumbing and Heating Needs



Radio-Dispatched Trucks Pool Construction Weekly Maintenance Expert Repairs Liners Marble Dusting Heaters Safety Covers

Commercial • Residential Insured

Interior Exterior

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SEASONAL RETAIL SALES OPPORTUNITIES ABS - A leader in contemporary/ designer women's clothing has the following opportunities available at our Westhampton Beach boutique (open May - September) Store Manager Will be responsible for developing a strong sales team & driving the business. Must be a strong leader, team builder & motivator with proven ability to meet & exceed sales goals. Min. 3 yrs mgmt exp. in better women's clothing. Sales Associates Must be energetic, self-motivated, able to build relationships & develop a strong client base. Previous retail exp. in better women's clothing preferred. email resume to: reference code: Westhampton

Sales Call the shots! Become a rep for a quality, fun product-Pampered Chef has the best cook/serveware. New start-up mini-kit, well worth it. Call ASAP for more details. (631)399-1674.

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Merchandise Wanted

Looking for motivated sales people for full or P/T business. 35 yr old NY stock exchange Co., up to $100k potential. All training and support provided. Short learning curve. Call Wayne 631-804-2732

BUY/ SELL Furniture, Oriental Carpets, Jewelry, Silver, Estate Inventory. 917-825-0551 Email

Sales Leading Solar Energy Co looking for motivated outside sales person for F/T position. P/T also considered. Up to $100K income potential in first year. E-mail resume to info@sunshinesolartech .com

Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

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AROUND AGAIN Inventory Liquidation. Women's & Men's Clothing & Accessories. Long Wharf, Sag Harbor (631)725-4067

Personal Asst., retired NYC police officer seeks position, will take care of you and your house, minor repairs. References. Please call 516-807-5011

Successful Media CEO looking for Junior Equity Partner for new venture. 631-523-1212

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Merchandise for Sale SOFA Restoration Hardware Landcaster Cappuccino leather. 96"Wx 48"Dx 35"H. Retail: $4,995. Will sell $2,900. Delivery included in Hamptons. 631-834-2569

Management/Professional Management/Professional The Laurel Group a premier landscape design/ build firm located in Southampton, New York Is currently seeking a talented senior-level professional with strong horticultural background and extensive garden product knowledge to manage our garden center. Our clients live in some of the most exciting and unique residential properties in the country. We are recognized as leading our industry in landscape development, and we want to bring that same quality to our home & garden shop. We provide opportunity for growth to all of our personnel, so if you are a career-minded professional who is looking for a challenging and fulfilling career with unlimited growth potential, then don't look any further. We want you on our team of dedicated professionals. The position that is available is: Garden Center Manager. Please send resumes to Damon Scott at fax: (631) 547-0340 or e-mail:

Antiques/Collectibles FURNITURE REPAIRS ANTIQUE WORKSHOP Chairs Re-Glued, Caning, Rushing, French Polishing Stripping, Refinishing Antiques Restored Custom Upholstering Seats Recovered Painted Finishes Wood Finishes Repairs of Any Kind Gold & silver leafing Free pick ups & deliveries Kitchen Cabinets Refinishing Wicker/ Rattan Rebuild & Repaint Teak Cleaning/ Oiling CALL JON TODAY! 631-874-0515 718-224-4250

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On our lower level, we are offering 40- 50% off to make room for our new collections. Since 1990, we are offering sustainable and green furniture, lighting, accessories and upholstery. The Design Studio 2393 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1999 or Tues- Sat 10- 5 & Sun 11- 4. EAST HAMPTON Moving sale Saturday 3/28 10am- 5pm 26 Anvil Court. 4 bedroom total house contents New. Directions: 114 to Harness, 1st right on Harness, Anvil end of cul-de-sac. 631-329-8992. Dealers welcome Original fine art as well. ESTATE/ HOME SALES. We are the experts. We know how to do it right. Call Lloyd! 631-325-1819

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Automotive CASH FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT RV's Boats transport or buy Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J'S TOWING Lic. 516-383-4403 Ins. FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales. Restoration & Service. Repair for your foreign or domestic car. Call Aventura Motors 631-283-8819

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Cleaning Cleaning Person Experienced! Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575

JUNK CARS OR TRUCKS GET CASH NOW!! KEVIN'S TOWING (631) 921-3607 MERCURY VILLAGER 1997 Runs great. Mint. Loaded. Nissan motor. See video: $3,450 negotiable. (631)946-1737

Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service Year round/ Seasonal; Residential/ Commercial. Excellent References. Call For A Free Estimate. 631-553-5589 Maria, House Cleaning Service. Reliable, good references. Year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910, 631-727-0862.

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muscle cars and race cars from the 60s/7 0s. barnfinds welcome. adam 917-992-2466

Business Opportunities Business & Property For Sale 27 Auto Circle Mechanics is up for sale with or without property; established for more than 20 years with a full license and machinery of New York inspection of gas and diesel automobiles. For more information Please contact 631-283-9016/ call cell631-988-3791 or visit us at 1535 County Rd, 39 Southampton.

CASH FOR DEBTS 1st & 2nd Home Mortgages Financing for Business Start Ups & Expansion Guaranteed Loans Available NO FEES ATTACHED! All Credit Accepted. 1-888-238-1397

Flooring FLOORING ANTIQUE flooring: wide plank barn siding and other hardwood flooring. Some beams. Call 631-668-3901


A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Classes/Instruction Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Licensed and Insured. 2009 MUSIC AWARD WIN631-728-8955 NING CREATIVE COACH. Voice, Piano, Songwriting, Call Cheap Richard for all inInstrumental, Writing. All ages/ terior work. Cheapest price! Evelevels. Affordable. 631-375-7002 ryone needs a Handyman 631-714-0595, 631-399-0103. 631-312-8429 SPEECH THERAPY sessions available in your home or mine. Call Christine at 631-325-2294 or 917-952-4646. TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Cleaning A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & Professional Organizer. Personal Service. Experience. Reliability. (631) 725-2128 Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-604-5438. Bonded & Insured.

FTB Home Improvements Kitchen & Bath Specialists. Roofing, Siding, Windows, Doors, Painting & Powerwashing. Small jobs always welcome. Lic. Ins. 631-594-2063 631-921-4788 Handyman For Weekends!!! Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday Call Mete Cell 631-664-5560

Home Improvements A.M. COMPLETE HOME IMPROVEMENTS Roofing, Siding, Decking, Doors, Windows, Closets, Shelves, Painting, Tree Houses Based in Sag Harbor


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$ANS#LASSIFIEDS2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT Landscape/Garden 1st CHOICE PROPERTY MANAGEMENT Caretaking; Tree Service; Lawn Care; Spring Clean-up. Economic Climate Reduced Rates. Mike 631-786-3464.

Party Services/Music CARICATURES Face painting or Live Music Fun, Entertainment at your party/event. 516-579-4706

Deer Fencing, From $3.99/ ft. Installed. Automatic Gates, CusPlumbing tom Fencing, Garden/ Landscape Design & Installation Spring into Summer! Home re631-298-5586 pairs, damage done by winter, open summer homes, repair/ reHampton Premier Lawn place water heaters, outside hose Services lines, sinks, drains and water Weekly, Bi-Weekly, On-Call, heaters. For quality service call Spring Clean Up, 631-455-7130 or 631-254-2423 Trimming, Edging, Hedging. Free Estimates. Roofing Services (631)946-3325 Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skylights, gutters, chimneys, architectural, recarpentry, decks, reMAC LANDSCAPE siding, repainting. 631-324-2200, & ASSOCIATES, INC. 6 3 1 - 2 8 3 - 7 0 6 0 , 631-765-6200 631-288-1850 Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sewing Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Carmenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Custom Alterations, Patios, Walkways, Driveways. curtains, drapes, slipcovers, Certified cushions, blinds. References. Horticulturists On Staff. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093 27 Years of Design, Construction Trees/Shrubs and Maintenance (631) 725-1249 6-7' Leyland Cypress $69.99. 20-foot $799.00. 6-7' Arbor Vitae $49.99. Crypto Meria CyMoving/Storage press Pine Privet Space available to 30 feet. 631-662-8398 Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call Tree Sale! Privet Pines & Cypress. 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565. $10 & up. 631-830-1276 Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60â&#x20AC;? and 90â&#x20AC;? Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

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Summer Rentals AMAGANSETT Walk to Ocean Privacy 5 bedrooms, 6 Baths Central Air Conditioning New, professional gourmet kitchen. Piano, Jacuzzi, heated Pool, lawn and gardens. Near tennis! July $33,000 August $40,000 June or Sept $7,500 weekly 631-267-2028 802-824-8439 AMAGANSETT Luxury oceanfront Furnished co-op 2 bedroom, 2 full bath, 900 sq. ft., heated pool. Tennis, recreation facility, AC, laundry, full kitchen, with dishwasher, large deck. $27,500 MD- LD (914)419-3051 AMAGANSETT 4 bedroom, 3.5 baths, in-ground pool, walk to bay, short ride to beach, avail monthly, June, July, & firs 2 weeks of Sept. 201-320-2044 Amagansett Dunes New, 2 blocks from beach, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths. HDTV, indoor/ outdoor sound system, laundry, DSL. No smoking/ pets. 2 Weeks $10,000 and specific weeks negotiable (732)754-2052 email: maiksaac@ AMAGANSETT Hidden Gem. 1 or 2 bedrooms on the Ocean, Pool. Walk to town. Short term rentals. (631)267-8121 Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront, Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring. For sale or rent by owner. Pics@ w w w. p a u l c a l a b r o . c o m 646-369-4106.

RQP Interior/ Exterior Painting, Staining, Power Washing. Apartments Quality Comes First! Free Estimates. Roy 631-431-8225 Southampton Village Pine Street 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath. Fully Renovated, Wood Floors. Walk Party Services to All. Heat Included. No pets. Spring has Sprung! Want to $1,475 mo. 800-227-0595 earn FREE cookware from Pampered Chef while hosting an at Need Some Business?? Place your ad in our home get together? Call Tina. Service Directory (631)399-1674.

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AMAGANSETT WALK TO OCEAN Bright, cheery 3 bedroom, 2 bath Large decks MD- LD $18,000 (631) 267-3326 Aquebogue- North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)722-4096

Summer Rentals Bridgehampton: 3 bedroom charming 1920s farmhouse. Beautiful gardens, patio, very private. Walk to town. MD- LD $25,900. 631-537-2627 Bridgehampton 4 Bedroom, 3 bath, 2 private acres. Great home: Pool, Large Deck, Pretty Landscaping. Lots of lawn! Terrific Master Suite (Double Jacuzzi). 2-story Great Room (Beamed Ceiling). Minutes Hampton Classic, Sag Harbor, Ocean Beaches. MD- LD: $39,000. July- LD $37,000. 917-797-8838 Bridgehampton 4 bedroom, 3 bath, fireplace, cac, huge deck, Conveniently located between Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor. No smoking / No pets. MD- LD $25,000 see Corcoran web # 68741 for photos. 516-756-1774 516-330-7555 Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Location! 212-794-1000 Bridgehampton South Fabu furnished Sunlit on bird sanctuary 3 BR 3 bath, cac, wood stove, greenhouses, skylights, large deck, walk to Jitney Summer $22,500 Yr round $37,500. 631-506-0168 BRIDGEHAMPTON VILLAGE Historic Halsey House Half acre compound 3BR, 2BA, spa, heated pool, tennis, walk, bus & train $39k MD - LD 201-213-0220 Bridgehampton Village within walking distance to town shopping, restaurants, bus and train. Early 1900â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cottage newly renovated and decorated. 2+ Bedrooms, 2 Baths. Very clean & charming. Set on large fenced and landscaped property. MDLD $22,000 plus utilities. For appointment, call Dan 516-480-3302 BRIDGEHAMPTON-Central yet secluded, 50 foot pool/hot tub. Weekly starting at $4,000 SAG HARBOR-Walk to bay,fenced yard $17,000 or Yearly/ $24,000 WATER MILL-Tennis, pool, privacy $42,000 HAMPTON REAL ACQUISITIONS We put the Real in Real Estate! (631) 899-3636 or (310) 740-6367

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Immaculate home Tastefully furnished Private setting, 3 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath with ground level office and family room. Open design, cathedral ceilings, great for entertaining. Master bedroom suite on separate floor with balcony and loft area. French doors in living room overlook heated pool, deck, and beautiful landscaping. Teak furniture on outdoor dining deck with Weber gas grill. Fireplace, central air, central vac. TV's with Cable/VCR/DVD and cable modem in office. Indoor/outdoor sound system. MD- LD. $35,000 917-375-3915

Easy access to East Hampton /Amagansett Village. New Construction, Beautifully furnished, 4-5 bedrooms, 4 bath, all amenities, Heated 20x40 in-ground pool, bike to ocean (Indian Wells Beach), Walk to youth park (basketball, tennis, track), MD-LD $45,000 June- $10,000 July- $19,000 August- $21,000 Angelo at 914-906-8245 East Hampton WaterfrontGardinerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bay 180â&#x20AC;&#x2122; unobstructed water views Sunrise/ sunset 3 BR /2 B/ A/C MD-LD $55,000 Yearly, MO, 2 Week available upon request Jen- 212-244-9600

EAST HAMPTON 1 Bedroom cottage, steps to bay beach, newly renovated, outdoor shower, lovely, affordable summer retreat. Season $11,000 917-714-6432 631-267-6413 East Hampton beach community. Comfort awaits you. Private wooded acre. 4 bedrooms. 3 bath. Sleeps 8. Master suite, over-sized Jacuzzi. Heated pool plus hot tub. Light filled great room, architectural details, CAC, fireplace. Extensive decking, landscaping, awnings. Cable, broadband, wi-fi, 2 bikes. No groups. Visuals see #214167. MD- LD $50,000; May: $10,000, June: $15,000, July: $20,000, August: $25,000, September: $10,000. Inquire or call 917-287-5544 631-324-2207 212-724-7679

Summer Rentals

East Hampton 4 BR, 4 baths, 3,600 sq.ft. 5 minute walk to Bay. $40k Season. Year round available. Also for Sale $1.325m Owner financing available. Elias Miller (631)324-1295 EAST HAMPTON Brand new 1 BR, furnished, private entrance/ parking, Wi-Fi cable/ flat screen. No smoking. MD- LD $9,500. 646-729-6875 East Hampton newly built Backs to reserve, furnished 4 bedroom, 3 bath, heated inground pool, eat in kitchen, living room, dining room, laundry room, CAC, fireplace, 2 car garage. $29,000 Season or flexible terms. 516-779-0710

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Ditch Plains Beach House Brand new to the rental market, totally renovated inside and out. Three bedrooms, two baths, must-see downstairs den with fireplace and bar, large laundry room is a great bonus room for storing your boards and beach gear. 60 inch TV and fireplace in living room upstairs, central air, wireless internet, deck with Weber grill off fully equipped kitchen and outdoor shower. Short walk to Ditch Plains ocean beach and Lake Montauk. Memorial Day to Labor Day $35,000 (long season available). Call Katie Foster at 516-384-8992 for an appointment to view.

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East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access. MD- LD $35,000 July $15,000 August- LD $19,000 Owner: East Hampton Dune Alpin Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 Baths, central air. pool and tennis. Bike to ocean. Walk to Red Horse. MD- LD $40,000 Owner 212-228-9678 631-537-7519

EAST HAMPTON Gorgeous Large one bedroom duplex apartment. If quality and thread count matter, must see designer decorated living room, dining area, flat screen TV, 1-1/2 baths, washer dryer, AC, Hardwood floors throughout overlooking pool & English gardens with koi pond. Plenty of privacy, use of pool. Walk to everything. No smoking, No pets. July - August or MD-LD Call Carol at 631-329-0270 East Hampton. Log Home. 4 Plus Bedrooms, 3 baths. Includes separate apartment. Heated pool, near Village. July- LD $21,000 or Monthly. 516-445-8683. East Hampton Village rental, classic 3 BR, 2 bath home, heated pool & spa, modern kitchen, formal dining room, WiFi, beautiful spot. Go to to view. MD- LD $65,000. July $20,000 Aug. $25,000. July- LD $50,000. AugLD $30,000. 631-745-6830

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EAST HAMPTON: Open plan 2 bedroom, 2 bath house on 1 wooded acre in Springs. 2,000 sq. ft. of glass. Lap pool and outdoor shower. Premium kitchen and baths. CAC. Wired for stereo and all cable services. July $11,500. August $13.500. AugustLD $23,500. (212)966-0865

EAST HAMPTON WATERFRONT VILLA 4 BR, 4 Baths Huge Yard with Boatslip. Pets OK. For Rent MD- LD $65,000 FOR SALE $1,695,000. Call Bonnie Milcarek, Pari Passu Realty 917-679-9195

East Hampton/ Sag Harbor contemporary saltbox in private wooded setting. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, heated pool, CAC, fireplace. extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. 5/15- 9/30 $28,000. 212-560-2203 East Hampton Sleek and sexy 4 bedroom contemporary, 3 marble baths. 40 ft great room with soaring ceilings. Stainless Viking Kitchen, 20 x 50 heated pool on shy acre, 1.5 miles to town, Full season brokers welcome. $47,000 Jeff 646-831-1567

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Hampton Bays: Waterfront Very secluded 3 bedroom plus loft house on Peconic Bay. Private beach adjacent to nature preserve.† Spectacular sunsets. 2 baths, central air, washer/ dryer, kayaks. Available MD- LD $26K.† Call 718-499-8079.† LoEast Quogue: 1910 quaint farm- cation photos can be e-mailed. house, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet street, Jean Carbone 1 block from Bay, 15 minutes to Real Estate, Inc. Ocean beach, updated kitchen. 61 Montauk Highway Available weekly, monthly, seaQuogue sonal. Owner (570)224-6773 631-653-4197 East Quogue Secluded 4 bedroom, 2 bath, inground heated pool, Hartru tennis, 1+ acres, Quogue – Four bedroom three CAC. MD- LD $25k. July- LD bath contemporary, heated pool with child safe fencing, all $20k. Owner (203)451-2081 weather tennis court, $45,000.00 East Quogue SOH, off Wild MD -LD Cherry Ln., 3/4 BR, LR w/ fplc, DR, 2 baths, solar safety/ heated Quogue – Oceanfront quaint pool, outdoor shower. Child and four bedroom two bath charmer, pet friendly. Call for info $30,000.00 July $40,000.00 August. (631)757-5955

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MONTAUK Ditch Plains vacation rental by the sea. Week or monthly. Available May- September. 2 BR, W/ D, deck, cable, pool. Montauk Shores Condominium. Owner 631-902-0399 631-581-6541

Remsenburg: new construction, high-end rental, designer furnished, 4 en-suite br's, 5 baths, private, pristine and perfect for entertaining. Heated pool. MD- LD $60k. or monthly. Owner 516-524-7074

Montauk's best kept secret! (2) Ditch Plains ocean view condo trailer units- Seasonal MD- LD $20,000 or yearly $30,000. 631-804-8048 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www. Southampton Condo - Carefree Getaway! Relax and enjoy, pool and tennis amenities, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, fireplace, patio, central air. MD – LD $25,000

Southampton – Light and Bright Contemporary! Casually Hampton Bays 1 Bedroom con- Quogue – Charming waterfront East Hampton, Springs: Perfect do, pool, tennis, deck, washer/ home, three plus bedrooms, two open living and dining, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, summer retreat. Bright 3 bed- dryer, AC. $9,500 MD- LD. baths, ROW to ocean, deck, pool. MD – LD $35,000 room , 2 bath with one Jacuzzi 516-946-6912 $48,000.00 MD-LD. tub. 2 living rooms, skylights, Water Mill - Deerfield Area fireplace, piano. New Private Delight! Impeccable appliances Very private, fabuMAINSTREET REALTY HAMPTON BAYS summer comfort, 3-4 bedrooms, lous landscaping,heated pool, 10 MITCHELL RD Great for Family Reunions! 2.5 baths, central air, screened outdoor hotub and shower. Brick Westhampton Beach, NY porch, heated pool. MD – LD patio, weber gas grill, hammock. 631-288-4343 Over 7,000 sq. ft. $45,000 All amenities. See it you will realtymsr@aol on over an acre! rent! July $9,000. August 1- LaWater view. Walk to ocean Southampton Village - Walk to bor Day $10,900. No smoking. COZY AND CONVENIENT Ocean Location! Wonderfully 646-522-4992, 917-837-8711 Steps to Main Street, 3 bedroom 13 Bedrooms, charming Traditional, French cottage with stone patio and Gourmet Kitchen, doors, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, cenlarge pvt yard puts you front and East Hampton Village 3 Full Baths, 5 half baths, Outtral air, heated pool. MD – LD center. Full kitchen, bath, w/d, its door Shower. Large Screened $75,000 all here. Full Season $10,000 4 Bedroom traditional home Porch. on beautiful tree-lined street, North Haven: newly renovated 20x44 Salt Water Pool TOP FLOOR YARDARM spacious 4 BR, 3.5 bath, 2 fplce, renovated new kitchen 600 sq. ft. Dining Area with CONDO Make this a memorable CAC, 1 block to beach, $4,200 and appliances. Close to wet bar and ice machine, large summer in blue-chip 2 bedroom monthly year round or $55,000 town, beach, bus, train. deck and firepit oceanfront condo with awesome MD- LD. (631)725-3471 630 sq.ft. Living Rm Season $40,000 views. Loaded inside and out. 700 sq. ft. TV Room Pool, tennis and "members only" NOYAC HOUSE SHARE with with theater seating 917-714-6432 beach. Aug $20,000 WATERVIEWS! Plus beach and and pool table. 631-267-6413 pool- $45K or $35K for the seaOCEANFRONT DREAM son. (203)918-9489 No shares. HOME 6 bedroom Dune Rd. Wkly, Monthly, Seasonal East Hampton Village- 5 bedPECONIC BAY pearl provides room to roam in- NOYAC: room, 2 living rooms, walk to side. Outside, super-sized deck VIEWS. New 4400sf luxury town, brand new, central a/c, rear and your own beach. A family home with heated gunite pool deck, big yard. Great value. and private beach in exclusive 347-680-4392 treat! Aug $30,000 Summer $25k. Owner neighborhood. May 22- June 28, 516-635-8437 Hampton Bays large 2 BR, 2 LIVE LARGE No cramped sum- $30K. June 30- Aug 2, $35K. Bath, Waterview condo, full/ mer home here! 1300 sf. Dune Aug 4- Sept 8, $40K. Contact partial, MD- LD. 201-602-0912 Rd bayfront condo designed for (203)987-4600 EAST HAMPTON the discriminating! Pools, tennis, Village edge home. 4 BRs, Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, private beach and vues, vues! 4 Bas, pool, large deck, south highway, bike to village, Hampton Bays Waterfront - 1 Season $40,000 CAC. Desirable location. beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. bedroom plus loft $11,250.00 Season $45,000. $13,000. 631-653-8750 Flocee Realty 631-728-0487 WATERFRONT PRIVACY Jul- Aug/ LD $39,000. Breathtaking 4 bedroom water- Quogue: South Highway. His(631)721-6793 Hampton Bays: Waterfront, front gem sited on best tree-lined toric 2 BR cottage, pool, W/D, dock space, 2 BR's, furnished, Remsenburg lane! Gourmet walk to town, bike to ocean w/d, tennis, pool. MD- LD kitchen, inviting den, pool, Har- beach: monthly, seasonal. Owner EAST HAMPTON $9,000. 772-486-0484, Tru tennis, cabana, dock. It 212-381-3223 VILLAGE 772-486-0566. doesn't get any better. Aug Short walk to town. $75,000 Remsenburg Best Deal! CharmPrivate. 2 bedrooms, ing 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, heated 2 baths. Hot Tub. Montauk, Ditch Plains: Walk to pool, AC, June 1- LD $24k, July MD- LD $17,000 Hampton Bays beach. Furnished 1 bedroom apart- $10k, August $12k. Call (631)267-3366 WATERFRONT ment. No pets, no smokers. MD- 646-242-5352 SPECTACULAR VIEWS, LD $7,000 (utilities inSHINNECOCK BAY. East Hampton Village Walk to Remsenburg Guest House Escluded). (917)783-3979 4 BR's, heated pool, hot tub, town, beach, Jitney, train. Retate Section. 1 bedroom, 1 bath, paddle tennis, 2 miles to modeled 6 bedroom, 3.5 baths, 2 Quogue- Dune Rd Ocean kitchenette, multi-media system, ocean, sits on 5 acre Nature new kitchens, pool. CAC. LR/ heated pool/ 24/7 guard Apt. CAC, washer/ dryer, beach pass. Preserve- privacy. DR, library, Bose system. MDExtended season $13,000. Rental $10,500- May$60k MD - LD LD $60,000 inclusive. Will conlabor day modern, great views- Utilities additional. Lease, sider monthly. curity, references required. Year Jean 631-288-6100 631-875-6226 516-510-4212 round possible. 631-325-1733

S O UT HA M PT O N Magnificent Waterview Contemporary just 300 ft from Private Peconic Bay Beach. 3 BR’s, 2 bath, 2nd story deck, outside shower. $6k June $8k July $10k Aug Also for sale. (631)283-5499 Southampton Waterfront Pristine Peconic views. Gateway to the Hamptons, 5 BR’s , 4 baths, den, exercise area, CAC/ heating, gunite heated pool, mahogany decks, pool house, basketball court. Boat Mooring MD- LD $75K July- LD $65K Monthly/ Weekly Available (631)204-0202 (516)857-1795 SAG HARBOR HIDEAWAY, Fabulous 5 /6 bedroom post modern three story home on private cul-de-sac. Minutes to town and Long Beach. First floor master suite, dual fireplace, CAC, open floor plan, heated pool, multiple decks, tastefully furnished -- a perfect getaway. MD-LD $54K. July $22K, Aug $25K Will consider monthly rental as well. (Not a Share House) (516) 622-5360. SAG HARBOR/ SOUTHAMPTON Famous Writer’s Paradise. Walls of glass, 3 BR, 3 BTH, 50’ heated lap pool, decks galore, very private. MD- LD $31,000 June $10,000 July $11,000 August $12,000 917-520-5292 SAG HARBOR cottage next to bay and long beach. Pine Neck. 2 bedrooms, Now- LD $13,000. 631-834-3511

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2EAL%STATEFOR2ENT Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Sag Harbor: August thru Labor Day. Immaculate, 5 yr old home, 4 BR, 3.5 bath, central air, inground heated pool, private bayfront community, mooring available, no pets, no smoking. Contact: Joann 516-659-8704

SAG HARBOR VILLAGE 3 BR, 2 Bth House Steps to Main St. $30,000/ Summer 516-729-7000

Sag Harbor Bay Point "Key West sunsets," fabulous light filled beautifully furnished new contemporary, endless water views, heated pool, lime-stone patio, double height LR, fireplace, wet bar, den. 4 bedrooms, 3 bath, CAC, w/d. $79,000 season, $40,000 June- July, $39,000 August. 917-825-0603 Sag Harbor Bay View Rental Brand new in exclusive community (North Hampton Shores), 4 BR's, 4.5 baths. Great waterviews, pool and private beach. $95K- May 22(MD) to Sept. 8(LD) or $50K half season. (203)918-0113 Sag Harbor near beach, near village. 1 bedroom loft: MDLD $10,000. 2 bedroom July & August $14,000. 2 bedroom share $600 weekly. Extended season available. 516-459-9598 SAG HARBOR Studios, 1 BR's Weekly/ Monthly/ Yr Rd rates available Incl Cable, Internet 631-725-7200 Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st floor newly renovated apt in heart of Historic district walk to all, no smoking/ pets. Long season $18,000. 631-725-1743

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Southampton - Walk to beach, IGP, 3 BRs + Queen Convertible & Futon, 2 Baths, Outdoor Shower, Fireplace, Cathedral Ceiling, W/D, A/C, MD-LD $20,000 Owner: H 631-421-1851 C 917-445-7351 See Webcast Moore.DYNALIAS.Net

SOUTHAMPTON LUXURY condo 3 BRs, 2.5 BA, pool, tennis. July $11,000 August $13,000 No pets, no smoking 201-568-4440

SOUTHAMPTON Studio MD- LD Microwave, Refrigerator, No Stove. Utilities Included $2,800 Per Person 2 Person Minimum. Call 631-537-2900 For Details

Water Mill 2 bedroom, 2 bath newly renovated cottage. Inground pool, 2 patios, CAC, on large farm with great views.

Southampton 4 bedroom, 3 bath, great room, large kitchen, heated pool, large deck, cac, near town & beach. MD- LD $35,000 917-520-4595

SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT 3 Master Suites+Guest rm Heated Pool, CAC, Dock, Professional Kit, 4.5 Bth Outrageous Decks Monthly or Full Season Monthly starting @ $25K 516-729-7000 Sag Harbor Waterfront Large 1BR . Pool, hot tub, and dock. MD- LD (long season available) Walk to town and tennis $13,600. 646-594-4244 SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT Pool, Deep Water Dock 4 BR, 3 Bth CAC Avail Weekly $5500 July/ Aug 516-729-7000

SOUTHAMPTON 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, 2 Living Rooms, Air Conditioning, Pool, Season $25,000. July- LD $20,000. July or August. 631-283-7193 Southampton 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool, jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. landscaped, immaculate! $3,000 weekly or $11,000 monthly.

A better way to rent. All the Hamptons,

Master Suite on 1st floor 3 Bedrooms + Loft, 2.5 Baths, Garage & Basement Pool & Playground

Call Lisa, R.E. (no fee) 631-793-7329 Southampton Newly renovated home on 1 acre; 3 BR, 1.5 Baths, EIK, LR w/ Fireplace, Den and 2 Car Garage. In-ground Pool and decks in yard. Summer -$25k, Yr Rd- $2k mo. Call Charlie at 516-359-9387.

Quiet Country Lane. Pristine 3 Bedroom, 2 1/2 Bath, Master Suite, Two Guest Bedrooms. Living, Dining, Finished Basement. Heated Pool, Mature Landscaping on Private, Hedged-in Shy Acre. All 10 Minutes to Villages and Ocean Beaches

All the Rentals. 631.324.0009

$39K MD- LD $52K Year Round 1198455


Beautifully Furnished Near Beaches & Village

Southampton Towd Point summer cottage. 2 Brs, 2 Ba. Open floor plan on private beach. MD- LD $24,000. Contact Dale (917)816-1236 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Beautiful and Bright! Near Ocean. 4 bedrooms, 3 full bathrooms, central AC, new heated gunite pool, private oasis, mature landscaping. Walk to beach and Village shopping New gourmet kitchen, cathedral ceilings, laundry room, Jacuzzi, great pool-side patio. MD- LD $59,000 (917) 743-1031

Southampton Village - Classic and Charming. 4 BR, 2 BA. Heated Gunite Pool and Hot Tub. Off Elm St. Walk to Main St. and Ocean. $49,000 Memorial Day to Labor Day. Extended Southampton Rampasture Point season avail. Owner (917) 287Waterview Carriage House on 5207. waterfront acre. Spacious, sunny loft w/ woodburning stove, kitch- Southampton Village 4,200 sq enette, over-sized bath & won- ft cedar shingle 4-5 bedroom derful sunsets. Furnished, private with 4.5 , pool house w bath and beach. Full Season $8,900. outdoor shower. Newly w/custom furnishings, molding , 11631-252-2519 foot coffered ceilings. Spacious living room, separate dining room with balcony, fully SOUTHAMPTON equipped chefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, 2 fireSandy Beach-Front Southampton gorgeous post places. Designer decorated. Fire modern, 4 bedroom 3 bath, CAC, pit, gunite pool with spa, garage, 2/3 BR cottage, 1 bath, heated pool, first floor master, plush landscaping. MD- LD at outdoor shower, kit, LR. cathedral ceilings on a cul-dereduced rate of $95,000. Also On cul-de-sac. sac. MD- LD $42k. Owner very available: extended season, by Spectacular sunsets! motivated. 516-532-7148 month, year round or winter on$30,000 long season. ly. 917-299-6670. Photos Southampton. Immaculate, available upon request. tastefully furnished studio apart(646)294-1541 ment. Private entrance, bath, garSouthampton Village Charming den. DirecTV, CAC. Beautiful, Southampton Village: Charm- old Victorian offers bright, ing 2 BR's +, 1 bath cottage. cheerful 1 and 2 bedroom apartlarge, manicured, quiet home. $20,500 season. $1,650 monthly ments, completely furnished, Season $15,000. before/ after. (917)859-9989 646-263-6835 each with private entrances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Summer Rentals Summer Rentals Walk to all. Cable, internet included. Available MD- LD. No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 Water Mill North 646-942-3870 Central Location



SOUTHAMPTON New Townhouse Community

MD - LD $40,000

Call: (631)283-4583 or Cell: (631)807-7907 Shelter Island 6 BR, 3.5 baths, waterfront home with dock. Available July $15,000 or week- Southampton Close to the ly June & July $5,000. Village & ocean Immaculate 4 (631)258-4707 bedroom, heated pool, a/c Master suite. $ 49,500 full season Southampton Available monthly. SouthampVillage South ton Bayfront- BREATHTAKWalk to OCEAN, ING OCEANVIEW Immaculate Restaurants. 4 bedroom Heated pool Spa, Renovated 2BR private beach access $59,900. cottage. season Available monthly June to Sept. $3,350/weekly Southampton. Waterview. Ex(212)786-2562 cellent location. 4 bedrooms, heated pool, close to the beach. $ 29,000 full season. Also monthly. Sweetbriar Real Summer Rentals Estate 631 283 7447 www.

Owned and Operated By

SOUTHAMPTON NEW CONSTRUCTION: This new 3,400 square foot home offers 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, IGP, CAC, fireplace and full basement. The open floor plan is ideal for entertaining. The property is offered for rent MD- LD $39,500 as well as a year round furnished home available September '09 ($3,700/ month. Please contact Jim 631-921-0348

Call (631)726-4561

WAINSCOTT HIDEAWAY Close to beaches & shopping. Pristine & private. Surrounded by miles of hiking/ biking 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch, heated pool, CAC pond with waterfall. MD- LD $27,000 Also Available Monthly 631-813-7998

Media/ recreation room with HDTV, tennis privileges on private hydro court. MD- LD $29,500 (631)726-4477 Water Mill Compound, 5 bedroom, 5 bath, farmhouse,1 bedroom cottage, pool house, pool, good location July- LD $70,000 Also avail private setting water views, 6 bed, 7 bath, pool and tennis, $120,000 631-726-5352 WESTHAMPTON CONDO ON DUNE ROAD BEACH Westhampton Bath & Tennis 1 bedroom suite overlooking ocean. Prime unit, marina, tennis, pool, spa, gym, restaurants... Available daily, weekly, monthly or MD- LD. By Owner. Call Jeff: daytime 201-288-8818 or Cell 201-723-9440 Westhampton 5 bedroom, 5 bath, pool, tennis court, basketball, CAC, walk to train. MDLD $36,000 631-764-8045 WESTHAMPTON 5 Bedrooms, 5 Baths, pool, tennis, basketball. Walk to village. $34,000 MDLD. 631-805-7273 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Dune Rd 4 BR 2 Bth Overlooking Bay Magnificent Sunsets Wrap Decks ROW Ocean $29,000 MD- LD Owner 631-727-6663 917-549-4847

Westhampton Beach BARGAIN, Studio on the bay, tennis, pool, restaurant, salon, spa & beach on premises. Have a great time! $6,500 mo. $17,500 MD- LD Linda 845-558-1889 Westhampton Beach New 5 bedrooms, 5 bath. Heated pool plus child fence. July $14,900, August $17,500. 917-617-1235 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Dune Road 1 bedroom condo. Sleeps 4. Gorgeous views! Available 4/15. June $6.500. July $7,500. Owner (631)758-4051 (631)331-3331 Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. Available MD- LD $35,000. Sale Price: $849,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384

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Year Round Rentals

Year Round Rentals

Westhampton Beach: Oceanfront: 5 bedroom, 3 baths, CAC, hot tub. MD- LD $55,000. June $15,000. July $23,000. August $25,000. Owner 914-646-1587

EAST HAMPTON Brand new 1 BR, furnished, private entrance/ parking, Wi-Fi cable/ flat screen. No smoking. $1,700 monthly. 646-729-6875

Sag Harbor: Light and bright. Beautifully renovated, spacious 1 or 2 bedroom apartments. Washer/ dryer, dishwasher. Easy walk to town. $1,525; $1,950. References. 631-725-7189

Westhampton: great 4 BR, 3 bath, air conditioned, heated pool, private acre, cable TV, internet. Season $22,500. Owner, 631-288-6458 or 212-375-9100

East Hampton Village: 3 BR, 1.5 baths, 2 car garage, w/d, fireplace. Excellent schools. (917)696-7916

WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront-Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terrace overlooking ocean; pool; gym; long season.

Sag Harbor Village Charming furnished 2 bedroom, kitchen, large bath, living room, dining room, patio, washer/ dryer. No smoking. No pets. Near Jitney. $1,200 plus some utilities. Season also available. (917)763-6663


Winter Rentals W E ST HA M PT O N

SCHOOL YEAR RENTAL 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath CAC, Jacuzzi. 3,000 sq. ft., newly constructed garden apartment, patio, fireplace, $1,500 per month includes heat, TV, internet 631-902-9980

Year Round Rentals Bridgehampton Secluded 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Fireplace, CAC, cathedral ceilings. Great location! $2,000/ month. 631-680-3360 CENTER MORICHES/ MANORVILLE 3 Bedroom contemporary, newly updated, private setting, landscaped, pond, waterfall. $2,000 +utilities. (631)878-6789



5 Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths. Furnished or Unfurnished. CAC, Pool, Deck Soaring Cathedral Contemporary, Bright $2,500 per month year round. (631) 902-9980

Sag Harbor Bay Point: 2 BR Cape, immaculate condition, newly renovated, close to town & beach. Year round $1,800 monthly. June $4,500, July $5,500, Aug.- LD $6,500. 201-538-1262

East Quogue. 3br, 2ba contemporary with pool. $2,200. Quogue: Studio apartment includes heat. $875.00


Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo. Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided FIREPLACE, dining/ sitting sunroom, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. By owner.



SAG HARBOR Large beautifully refinished highly visible office/ studio space with attached apartment. Call 631-725-7189


SAG HARBOR OFFICE 2nd Floor Main Street Office. 900 sq. ft. + deck. Excellent condition. Call 631-678-2460 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE COMMERCIAL SPACE Retail 500 sf to 1900 sf Office Units up to 1000 sf

$675,000 Negotiable (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423 646-729-4751 (Cell)

Heated storage units up to 700 sf Storage Garage Units 1 to 2 Cars All above units adjacent & can be combined

Sag Harbor Village. 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath house, garage $2,200. 1 Westhampton Beach 1 bedroom, bedroom apartment 1 bath Condo in town, wood burning fireplace, ac, w/d Sale $1,300 631-725-4895 price $425,000 Avail for Sum516-729-7000 Hampton Bays - New 2 Bed- Sag Harbor. Year round. 1 BR, mer season MD- LD $13,500 By room - waterfront - $2,450.00 LR, EIK, $1,300. Including Owner 631-288-7236 Hampton Bays - Large 1 bed- utilities. No pets. 516-551-2201 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE room house on private road Free Standing 1250 sq ft Rooms $1,300.00. Flocee Realty 631-728- Southampton immaculate 5 Village Business Zoned 0487 BR, 3.5 baths, heated gunite East Quogue: 1 BR, share kitch@ Main St./ Onsite Pkg pool, private acre, walk to beach/ en/ living area/ washer/ dryer, $3,250/ Monthly Hampton Bays. 3 bedroom, 1.5 boating and tennis. Fully fur- utilities included, $600 monthly. or For Sale @ $875K bath ranch. Living room w/ firenished. $4,000 monthly. Also (631)680-5009 516-729-7000 place. EIK, full basement with available for summer rental. washer/ dryer. Hardwood floors. HA M PT O N BAY S 631-871-0949 Central air. Walk to town and SHELTER ISLAND WATERFRONT schools. $2,000 month plus Southampton Village, 3 bedWaterfront Restaurant/ Bar utilities. 631-728-1271. Catering Facility. room 2 bath, new kitchen, sun Rooms Available Additional Retail room, w/d, private. $3,000 For Rent With Available For Lease. Hampton Bays monthly or MD- LD $25,000. Kitchen & Private Bath 3 BR's, 2 full baths, CAC, 516-835-9190 Walking Distance To 631-749-3333 W/D, hardwood floors, fenced Montauk Highway yard. Close to Town & Beach. Water Mill: 3 BR, 2 bath, SOH, $695/ Month Unfurnished Westhampton Beach: Old Rivfrplce, w/d, large deck, available $1,850 monthly, + security $775/ Month Furnished erhead Rd., great exposure, May 1. Asking $2,400 monthly. + utilities. $200 Weekly Furnished (2) 900 sq. ft spaces, or (1) 1,800 (610)603-0636 (631)553-9550 $75 Daily Furnished sq. ft. with basement. Ron (516)456-3186 Hampton Bays/ Southampton For Further Information Weekly Rentals Beautiful water view. 1 BedCall (631) 728-5131 Westhampton Beach: profesroom and efficiency units sional office space, prime locaSouthampton Village Bridgehampton available furnished. Near col2 suites available in historic tion. approx 1,500 sq. ft. Brand New lege. Reasonable. Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 guest house. Walk to Jitney, 631-897-0267 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 full bth on 6 acres. Heated gu- train, restaurants. Private enNoyac- Two bedroom renovat- nite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, bas- trance, private bath + 2 rooms. Rental Wanted ed cottage. Walk to bay beach, ketball, gym, cookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen, Available Season, monthly, shops. No smoking No pets. DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 weekly, nightly. Call for rates. Hampton Bays, Southampton. Looking for Waterfront Rental $1500 plus utilities. Available BR, 5 Bth house avail with all 631-283-0730 last 2 weeks August, first week May 1st. 917 355-5909 or amenities. Wkly or wknds September. 3 bedrooms. Heat917 488-2759 Owner 212-579-4964 Out of Town ed Pool Essential! Riverhead- Waterfront. Bring Jupiter, Florida Admirals Cove (917)742-1396 your Boat! 4 BR, 3.5 baths, 1.5 Serene, beautiful 2-3 bedroom acre Estate, possible mother/ EAST HAMPTON Harbor Home. Sunsets, wide SOUTHAMPTON/ SAG HARdaughter. On Peconic River. Newly opened water, veranda, boat dock, gar- BOR for July 17-20 for 4 Adults/ Close to Hamptons, Vineyards, R and L Guest House. age, golf cart. Stroll to: Marina, 2 children. Must have 2 full Golf Course. Maintenance inCome enjoy a 45 holes golf, Tennis, Spa, Din- baths. 718-473-1853 cluded. Dockage available. luxurious stay at ing. $600,000 with new 28 foot $2,100- $2,300 per month. the grand mini mansion. Homes Boston Whaler (Home $525,000) 516-250-2277 The R and L guesthouse 917-825-0603 located at 9 Central Ave, *** BEST OFFER *** in East Hampton. Commercial Hampton Bays Riverhead 10 minutes from Over sized Ranch. Turn Key Bridgehampton Office/ Retail town and beach. Willow Ponds Condo Furnished, 4 BR, 2 bath, 2.5 space for lease located in the Classy & comfortable car garage, heated gunite pool. heart of village. 5,000 sq. ft. accommodations. 2+ BRâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 2.5 bath, Recent upgrades. Available now for remainder of Swimming pool included in Pond View, CAC, gas heat, Much More... winter months (now through a lovely atmosphere. unfurnished, full basement, May) $5,000/ mo. Summer Continental Breakfast. garage. Heated Pool & Tennis. Owner (631)728-0868 (June- Sept) $10,000/ mo. + Live in paradise for a day, No Pets. Cell (631)278-5366 utilities. Cell (516)480-3302 a week, or a holiday! Walk-way to Private L.I. Brokers Welcomed For more information visit SOUTHAMPTON 71 Hill Sound Beach us at www Street. Bright, renovated offices. East Hampton village fringe. 3 $1,750 monthly Year- round 700- 3,000 sq. ft. Flexible terms, bedroom, 2 bath, private yard. or call us at On site parking. Private bath- Half acre. $565,000. Appoint(516) 662-4365 631-324-8351 rooms, balconies. 212-249-4460 ment 631-897-2151.

195 Hildreth Ave. South of the Hwy. Walk to town and transportation. House and lot, can demo or refinish. 2 BR with 3 baths (1,400 sq. ft.). Lot: 11,600 sq ft., Approx 80x153. Owner has approved permits with stamped drawings available for new construction of custom built one family, 2 story home, 4 BRâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and 3 baths with garage. For Sale by Owner. $1,850,000. Beach Development (718)523-5656

East Hampton $1,695,000 Waterfront Villa with Boatslip, Isle of Wight Road. 4 Bedroom, 4 Baths, Huge Yard, Hot Tub, Jacuzzi, Sauna, Steam Room, Fitness Room, 10 minute walk to Lion's Head Beach. Call Bonnie Milcarek Pari Passu Realty 917-679-9195

East Quogue. Sunset Avenue. pool, dock, $990,000

Waterfront. 3br, 2ba, one acre.

East Quogue. Cedar shingled post modern. 3br, 2.5ba, stone fireplace, hardwood floors, office, formal dining room, open kitchen, finished basement, garage and inground pool. $769,000 Hampton Bays. Short sale. 4br, 2ba cape. 1/2 acre, granite kitchen. $459,000

Flanders Panoramic Views on Flanders Bay Swan Haven air conditioned cottage in great condition + shed. $499K. Owner (631)506-0168

Sag Harbor Bay Point "Key West sunsets," fabulous light filled new contemporary, endless water views, heated pool, limestone patio, double height LR, fireplace, wet bar, den. 4 bedrooms, 3 bath, CAC, w/d. $2,295.000. 917-825-0603

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2EAL%STATEFOR3ALE Homes Hampton Bays/ Shinnecock Hills WATERVIEWS! This totally renovated ranch sits high atop Shinnecock Hills with beautiful views of Shinnecock Bay



W. GILGO BEACH HOUSE Ocean Views, Gated Comm, 4/5 Br, 3Bth, Docking Rights, Newly Updtd, 50 Min to NYC $699,000 or Seasonal Rental

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.

516.343.9133 Prudential


It boasts 3 bedrooms, 2 new baths, new windows, custom 2-sided fireplace, new stainless & granite, and new hardwood floors throughout. In addition, the property has IGS to service the newly installed sod and professional landscape design RELAX BY THE POOL AND ENJOY THE VIEWS! Asking $659,000 KP Property Group Call Jim Rooney (631)567-1110 Cell (631)921-0398 Hamptons WATER VIEW Condos & Cottages Sales & Rentals Call Barbara 631.725.4357 Ext. 116 Simon Harrison Real Estate Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Quiogue – New to Market and won’t last – Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms, one bath, large deck with plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $395,000.00 Exclusive. Quiogue – Artist Chalet – two bedroom two bath charmer with fireplace, ROW to water, .50 acres $850,000.00 Exclusive

Noyac - Water View $395,000 A little house with a whole lot of potential! Building plans available. Call Owner (631)725-1433 (516)680-4417

Homes MAIN STREET REALTY 10 MITCHELL RD Westhampton Beach, NY 631-288-04343 HAMPTONS WATERVIEW $399,000. Expanded Studio with incredible views and waterfront amenities at best maintained InVillage location. Full kitchen, bath plus pool, marina in Village center. Wow! R U ACTIVE AND 55+ You can make life happen in this three bedroom museum quality Westhampton gem. Attention to detail thruout from gourmet kitchen to master bedroom suite. Loaded inside. Outside, indoor and outdoor pool, tennis, bocce, 8000 sf clubhouse in a guarded, gated professionally managed community, literally minutes from Village life. You've earned it! $620,000

Westhampton – Three bedrooms, one and one half baths, ?+ acre, quiet neighbor, one car ALL-NEW HAMPTON garage. $350,000.00 Exclusive SQUARE You must see the newly designed 3-bedroom condos at Hampton Square! 2200 sf of living space steps from the center Remsenburg of Westhampton Beach's active lifestyle. $895,000 Winter Freeze Over! 2.3 lush flat acres, SOH, renovate 3 BR, 2 bath existing home or build new, possible subdivision.

S O UT HA M PT O N Estate Sale

Priced for immediate sale $990K Call broker for details (917)270-0216 Sag Harbor Village: Waterfront Condo, 3 BR, 2.5 bath, CAC, Fplce, pool & tennis. Asking $1.2M. Exclusive. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471

Nantucket Style Waterfront 110 ft. permitted dock on open Bay. Sandy beachfront meticulously maintained 2/3 BR cottage, 1 bath, outdoor shower, screened porch, landscaped, on cul-de-sac. Spectacular waterfront views. FSBO $1,495,000. (646)294-1541

Southampton - Recently Reduced Impeccable Value for Savvy Buyer! Private, formal living/dining, den, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, awning patio, pool, gardens. Exclusive $1,649,000 Southampton Village – Great Opportunity! Circa 1915 shingled traditional, two stories, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, detached 2-car garage, room for pool, zoned residential and office use. Co-Exclusive $999,000 Water Mill - Smart Buy! Comfy ranch on ? acre, raised hearth brick fireplace, hardwood floors, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, 2-car garage, expansion potential, spacious yard, room for pool. Exclusive $725,000 Sag Harbor Village: 4 BR, 2.5 bath, fplce, CAC, garage on 1/2 acre. Excellent condition. $750,000. Exclusive. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 Southampton Village: 3 BR, 1.5 baths. Move In. Walk everywhere. Great investment. $1,199,000. Owner (631)283-1020


Real Estate Wanted


SOUTHAMPTON/ HAMPTON BAYS/ QUOGUE Active buyer, excellent credit, funds in bank seeks seller willing to hold a mortgage short-term.

207 Hildreth Ave. South of the Hwy. Vacant Land (25,000 sq. ft.) Owner has approved permits with stamped drawings for construction of custom one family, two story home (3,500 sq. ft.). 4 BR’s, 4 baths with garage can be built.

Home must be newer than 2000, private, 4+ bedrooms, pool or room for pool. Price: $750K- $1.7Mil.

For sale by owner. $1,750,000. Beach Development (718)523-5656 Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197

SAG HARBOR/ NOYAC Water view, (2) half acre lots, at $425K each or both for $712K. Will trade for house in Sag or RVC. (516)225-4908

Realtor Listings CORCORAN Amagansett Office 140 Main Street 631.267.3900

(516)840-6509 Walk to town and transportation.


Out of Town FLORIDA Buy a house for 60k rent for $750 to $850 interested? Call Rental Center Realty @ 772-340-4369 for details.

Have a summer rental? Dan’s will help you rent your summer, winter or year round rental fast. Call to place your ad today at Quogue – South of Quogue 631-283-1000. Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,200,000.00 Out of Town

East Hampton. Immaculate Contemporary, 1,500 SF +/- 1 story on .5 acre. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, room for pool or expand. Exclusive $549K WEB# 47675 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402 Amagansett. South of the Highway value. New 4,500 SF +/- beautifully appointed and elegant post modern. Heated gunite pool. Exclusive $2.995M WEB# 49302 Marie Hausig 631.267.7401 Amagansett. Deeded beach access value. 2,559 SF +/- airy contemporary. CAC, roof deck with water views, pool. Exclusive $1.75M WEB# 51703 Deirdre Jowers 631.267.7412

Out of Town

Quogue – South of Montauk Highway, 1 acre building lot in multi million dollar neighbor, $2,100,000.00

Quogue – 1 acre building lot in upscale subdivision, FLORAL PARK LUXURY $850,000.00. BUILDING: ELEGANTLY RENOVATED APT. 1 BRM Westhampton – Waterfront, acre prime location, WITH ROOM FOR KING 1+ SIZE BED, 2 FULL BATHS, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive LOTS OF CLOSETS, NICE WOOD FLOORS, SUNNY Sag Harbor Village: Bldg lot, 1/3 acre, asking VIEWS, VACANT. EXPRESS wooded Exclusive, K.R. BUS TO NYC FROM FRONT $350,000. OF LOBBY. $399K McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 917-359-4600


Unadella - Upstate NY - Beautiful home and Barn 433 Wilber Hill Rd., Town of Butternuts. 2 lots side by side8.94 acres each with separate well, electric and septic. Rent to own.


Elias (631)324-1295

Real Estate Services Hampton Bays: 1 BR 1 bath condo, south of Hwy., end unit, heated IGP, tennis court, gym, RESIDENTIAL and COMMORTGAGESclose to village train and beach- MERCIAL Purchase or Refinance Very Low es. $228,500 917-414-7514 Rates, Conforming, Government Loads, Bridge Financing. All Southampton projects Considered. Royal Consultants 575 Underhill BouleBeautiful, brand new vard, Syosset, N.Y. 11791. Reg2 bdrm, 2 bath condo, istered Mortgage broker N.Y.S 1 level, fully furnished, Banking Department. Loans arevery amenity, large patio, ranged w/ third party providers. close to village, beaches. 800-227-4327 Reduced $595,000. Owner 917-843-4788


Out of Town

HARD MONEY (917)681-3204

Prince Edward Island Canada, featured in New York Times, AOL & Money Magazine. What Long Island used to be. Huge gains to be made on Waterfront property. 30% discount with strength of US dollar. Summer homes, investment, development and rental income properties. Michael Poczynek, Century 21 Northumberland,, or 1-888-295-6863

Real Estate Wanted

SEEKING CONDO. Buyer wants 3+ bedroom condominium at 545 Hampton Road, Southampton. Will pay CASH immediately.

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East Hampton. Northwest quality home Traditional on over .5 acre. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, cAC, pool envelope. Exclusive $670K WEB# 10288 Peter Moore 631.267.7421

East Hampton. Barnes Landing bayfront, Gardiner's Bay views from 7 bedroom, 4 bath contemporary on 1 acre. Exclusive $2.3M WEB# 12436 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420

East Hampton. Perfect Cottage, totally redone in move-in condition. Cozy yet roomy country house. Exclusive $595K WEB# 10173 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400

East Hampton. Steps to romantic sunsets, light filled cottage style cape. Heated art studio/great room, room for pool. $575K WEB# 32399 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426

East Hampton. Excellent investment, spacious new 6 bedroom 5 bath Post Modern with CAC. Room for pool. Exclusive $1.325M WEB# 39133 Fred Nagel 631.267.7403

Amagansett. Napeague Turn-key Coop. On the stretch. Pool view, BBQs, walkway to ocean, close to Cyril's. Exclusive $275K WEB# 50226 John Taylor 631.267.7453

East Hampton. Idyllic village rental, large traditional. CAC, awnings, heated pool, patios, guest cottage. July- LD $110K WEB# 90523 Brook Spencer 631.267.7424

Amagansett. Green design to be built, 1.9 acres near Devon Beach. 3,800 SF +/- farmhouse, cAC, garage, heated pool, room for tennis. $2.65M WEB# 44155 Jamie Kohl 631.267.7409

East Hampton. Great value, 4 bed, 3 bath traditional, beautiful property, amazing price. Exclusive $599K WEB# 15714 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417

Amagansett. 2 story open and airy contemporary near village with amazing views. Exclusive $1.595M WEB# 46275 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430

Amagansett. Napeague waterfront, 1998 renovation with amazing southeast views. Oak floors, radiant heat. $999,999K WEB# 32559 Gretchen Fallon 631.267.7450

Amagansett. Dunes delight rental. 3,700 SF +/- on 3.84 acres. Central air, tennis, basketball, 20x40 heated gunite pool. MD- LD $100K WEB# 79472 Nancy Peabody 631.267.7408

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Amagansett. Ultimate value, Ocean and 155 Main Street Dune view Post Modern with pool. 631.725.1500 Great investment property. Exclusive $1.1M WEB# 55329 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 Sag Harbor. Country and modern meet. Country Village home brings country Amagansett. Architecturally modern, and modern style together. Exclusive Lanes home on rare .74 acres. Expan- $1.295M WEB# 36794 Lane Berkwit sive glass windows, heated pool. Ex- 917.318.2444 clusive $3.5M WEB# 55728 Morry Blutstein 917.331.3919 Montauk. Land in Culloden Shores, 0.34 acre a stone's throw to water. DeEast Hampton. Resolution 4 rental, eded bay beach rights, room for pool. 2,600 SF +/- modern house on 1.5 acre Exclusive $435K WEB# 638 Lois flag lot. Decks, patios, heated saltwater Moore 631.899.0406 pool. MD- LD $62.5K WEB# 90340 Ling Li 631.267.7452 Southampton Office Amagansett. Further Lane classic. Gra88 Main St/30 Nugent Stt cious traditional on 1.3 acres of park 631.702.9265 o 631.283.9600 like grounds near beach and village. $5.995M WEB# 55427 Phyllis Estey Southampton. New Village Traditional, 631.267.7431 large private parcel in Village heart. 5 ensuite bedrooms, pool, CAC. ExcluBridgehampton Office sive $4.5M WEB# 53748 Lylla Carter 1936 Montauk Highway / 2405 Main 631.702.9262 Street 631.537.3900/631.537.7773 Prudential Douglas Elliman QUOGUE OFFICE Southampton. Home/ Office. SFR and 631.653.6700 Office District zoning. Room for pool or parking. Co-Exclusive $1.2M WEB# Quogue $2,325,000 Close to beach and 39331 Jill Shamoon 631.537.4194 village shops. Post Modern retreat. 4 Sagaponack. Stunning 10,000 SF +/- bedrooms, 2 baths, heated gunite pool, home. Includes 7 bedrooms, 11 baths, gourmet kitchen, 2 car garage and loveluxurious open kitchen, finished lower ly grounds. Web# H16057 level with gym and theater.1.7 acres with pool, spa, Deco Turf II court. Co- East Quogue $799,000 Traditional. 4 Exclusive $14.95M WEB# 51417 Gin- bedrooms, 2.5 baths. LR fpl. Dining room with sliders to deck, yard. Comfy ger Thoerner 631.537.4172 family room, inviting porch in this cozy cul-de-sac. Web# 47510 Montauk Office 729D Montauk Highway East Quogue $1,375,000 Bayfront 631.668.3500 home, 1.1 acres, manicured grounds, heated pool, patio. Magnificent bay Montauk. It's all about the view. Excit- views. Boat dock, double jet ski ramps. ing ocean views. This beach home has CAC, skylights, hardwood flooring, 3 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Co-Exclusive bedrooms/ 2 baths. Waterfront commu$1.895M WEB# 11578 Marc Raboy nity. Web# H17169 631.899.0414 East Quogue $799,000 Special home Montauk. Ocean View retreat, an acre with many customized features. Open plus this 4 bedroom, 2 bath home has floor plan perfect for entertaining. Masfabulous Ocean views. Exclusive ter bedroom with fpl, 4 more bed$1.999M WEB# 43535 Janet Weimar rooms, spiral staircase to loft library/of631.899.0413 fice. Steam room, playroom, pool and Sag Harbor Office deck. Web# H18509

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7 Ways to Tell Ahead of Time

If You’re Selecting the Right Landscaper. 1. Will they complete the job within budget? Marders gives you a firm cost, not a +/- 10% or so guesstimate.

2. Will they complete the job on time? Our crews are on our payroll and are trained by us. They remain on your site until the job is finished.

3. Do they provide a written guarantee? Marders gives you a 2-year written guarantee which we’ve stood behind for some 30 years.

4. Will they get all the necessary permits, apply for variances, appear before Town or Village Zoning Boards, etc.? Do they know the local regulations? Often violations are discovered after the job is started costing time and money to remedy.

5. Will you have to settle for a cookiecutter design? Most landscapers have a limited variety of trees to sell you. The result is cookie-cutter landscaping. About half of our multi-million dollar inventory is big and/or unusual trees and our Buyer works with our national network of Growers.

6. Do they have a design staff? While we have our own designers, our account managers work well with other Landscape Architects and Landscape Designers.

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7. Do they use and understand organic landscape solutions? Marders has pioneered and perfected the use of organics in our landscape and property care.

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