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6DW 6XQǧSP *DQVHWW/DQHǧ Amagansett Lanes Beauty. 3 year young renovation by a top builder. 4 brs and 3 bths on 4/10th’s of an acre with splendid pool and grassy yard area. Excellent proximity to the ocean and village. Excl. #59501.

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6XQǧSP )UHVK3RQG5Gǧ New construction just completed and ready for Summer 2008. Great room with cathedral ceilings, wet bar and fpl. Large formal dining and prof. kit. Master suite with bth, fpl and walk-in closets. Bluestone patio and htd gunite pool are surrounded by landscaping. 3-car gar. with bonus room above. #57804. Dir: Head East on Abraham’s Landing to Fresh Pond Rd. Left on Fresh Pond. Home on right side, on a shared private drive. Second house on left.

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2.5 stories on hilltop location. 5 br, 6.5 bth home, room for wine cellar to the up/down laundry areas. Landscaping surrounds the htd pool. Excl. #52475. Dir: 27 East, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole, right on Brick Kiln Rd, right into the Fair Hills subdivision (end-house on right)

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȩFH  6DWǧSP 6KDG\3DWKǧ Traditional gem featuring 5br, 6.5bth, OHA heating, central air and fpl. 1 acre of lush landscaping that surrounds the htd pool. Excl. #57820 Dir: Mtk Hwy East to BH-Sag Harbor Tpk, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole Rd, right on Brick Kiln, right on Fair Hills Ln, left on Shady Path.

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6DWǧSP 2\VWHU6KRUHVǧ Inspired by the view of the sea and open sky from the hillsides of St Barth, villamoderne is an elegant and sophisticated retreat. Waterviews, pvt boat mooring and deeded bay access. 4 brs ensuite, 1 powder room, media room, 2-car gar. and ďŹ tness center. The inďŹ nity edge gunite pool is enhanced by an outdoor LR/kit. and fpl...all overlooking the harbor. Co-Excl. Web#H52260

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In the heart of the Village. 4 brs with 2.5 bths and additional 4 room ofďŹ ce. Large kit., formal DR, LR with fpl and att. 2-car gar. Prof. landscaping, htd pool. As an added bonus, this home is zoned for residential and commercial. On a full 1.7 acres. Excl. Web#H55652

Brand new Post Modern. 4 brs all en suite, plus 1 half bth. Perfect rental investment property or personal retreat. Cathedral ceiling over LR. Minutes to Village and a short distance to Maidstone Beach. 2-car gar., hardwood oors throughout, full bsmnt, fpl, DR, den, and room for pool. Excl. #62619

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(DVW+DPSWRQ2IȊFH 6DWǧSP 3HWHUV3DWKǧ 4 br, 3 bth home with bonus room. Offering beach and boating for homeowners only. This Traditional sits up high and is warm and inviting, with a large en-suite master on the 1st oor. Each room on the main level has doors to the extensive deck, htd pool and beautiful lawn area. Excl. #61918

(DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH 6XQǧSP ,VOH2I:LJKWǧ 4 brs and 3 bths in the Lion Head Beach community. Htd pool, bocce court, pvt decking with retractable awnings. Beautiful high ceilings with skylights ďŹ ll the rooms with natural light. Open kit., full bsmnt, and fpl. Close to marina and 3 pvt beaches. #63426 Excl. #54983

(DVW+DPSWRQ2IȊFH 6XQǧSP 7KUHH0LOH+DUERUǧ 4 br, 2 bth on 1.5 parklike acres, mostly cleared. 2 brs and 1 bth upstairs, and 2 brs and another bth downstairs, and newly renovated kit., separate dining area with sliders to deck. Ample room for pool and terraces. Lots of privacy. #61634.

(DVW+DPSWRQ2IȩFH 6DWǧSP +DUERU%RXOHYDUGǧ Spacious Colonial. New Construction! A 3,200 sq.ft. home featuring 4 brs, 2.5 bths with lots of living space. Great location. #58346. Dir: 27 East to Springs Fpl Rd follow road for 2 miles and make a left on to Harbor Blvd. House on right.

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(DVW+DPSWRQ2IȊFH 6DWǧSP  6RXWK 3RQG ǧ  Waterfront home with dock, on .69-acre. Gambrel-style house with covered porch. 6 brs, 3.5 bths, 2 LRs with coffered ceilings. Large, new, eat-in kit. and formal DR with views of the harbor. Balconies off the master br, a wraparound porch. Facing a preserve. Excl. #55046

6DWǧSP 1HFN3DWKǧ Around the bend to Louse Point sits this adoreable textile designer’s cottage in it’s own cozy oasis. This old fashioned home is light ďŹ lled with a back porch overlooking it’s garden, and a studio beautifully renovated. It’s attic space can be third br! #33807

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6DWǧSP &RUEHWW'ULYHǧ On1acreinSouthamptonPines.Builtin2005, 5brPostModern.Openkit.facingfamilyroom with wood burning fpl, large dining area and great room with cathedral ceilings. Full fin. bsmnt with a game/play room, media room, extra br and full bth. Large master suite with bth, an ensuite guest room with full bth and 2 other brs with a full bth between. #61418.

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IILFH  6DWǧSP 0DJJLH'ULYHǧ Post Modern, 4 br, 3.5 bths gated retreat. On over 1.2acres. Eat-in kit., formal dining & LRs, ďŹ n. full bsmnt with a theatre, pool table, bar, media room. Htd Gunite pool, 2-car gar. with lift. Close to Restaurants, Beach and Town. #63969. Dir: Montauk Hwy north onto Emmett Dr., over bridge make left onto Malloy and right onto Corbett Dr. Right on Maggie Dr.

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Bayfront home features 5 brs, 2 bths in main house, and 2 brs, 1 bth in guest quarters, LR with vaulted ceiling. DR with sliders leading to deck, Kit., ofďŹ ce. Views from everywhere in the house! With Shinnecock Bay beach access and your own pvt dock. Web#H0115325

6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH  6DWǧSP  &DQRH3ODFH5Gǧ Resort-like condominium complex with over 425 ft. of newly bulkheaded frontage directly on the water’s edge of Shinnecock Bay. This complex is a multi-unit mixture of twenty-nine 1 and 2 br apartments of varying sizes set up as both single-level condominiums and dual level town homes with full bsmnts. This newly listed property is a 2 br, 2 full bth upper unit, single level apartment, featuring 910 sq. ft. of living space with beachy, Hamptons designer touches throughout. Common features include a bayside swimming pool with clubhouse, community room and fully equipped, 2nd-story exercise room recently renovated. #63211.

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On a ag lot. Cute and cozy ranch featuring 3 brs and a full bth. The house has updated windows and wood ooring in the kit. and LR area. Room for pool. #64626

3 br, 2 bth home with newly renovated kit., expansive deck and magniďŹ cent gardens on .54 acre. Room for pool. Excl. Summer Rental: MD-LD $23,000. #34377. Dir: Noyack Road, take right on Straight Path, take ďŹ rst right onto Johnson Ave., take 2nd left onto Lincoln Ave.

Quick drive to the ocean and bay. 6 brs, 4 bths, 2 sitting rooms with fpls, prof. kit. and gym. Landscaped grounds, pool, pvt tennis, on 2.2 acres. Excl. Web#H0153739

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6DWǧSP 3RVW/DQHǧ Oversized waterfront homesite, with approximately 100’ of bulkheading and deep water dock with easy access to the Quogue Canal. 5 brs, 3 bths, fpl, eat-in-kit., dining area, large LR, den/ofďŹ ce, det. 2-car gar., and room for pool on 1.4 acre. #54829

1.1 acres. The LR, formal dining area and the country French kit., all have fpls and radiant htd tiled oors. There’s also a sunroom with custom seating areas throughout the home that add to the ambiance. Additional amenities include a Fieldstone patio, new htd Gunite pool with spa, pool house and gas grill. Beautiful specimen trees and ower plantings make this a great outdoor retreat. The 3-car garage with ofďŹ ce. Room for tennis plus expansion. Minutes to village and beach. Excl. #57912

:HVWKDPSWRQ%HDFK2IILFH  6DWǧDPSP 3RVW)LHOGV/Qǧ This Custom Designed pondfront post modern just completed in Nov. 2007 on .80 acres in Post Fields overlooking a fresh water pond. Crafted by a premier custom builder, known for his quality and attention to detail. In keeping with the neighboring properties, this 5,300 sq. ft. home with an additional bonus room features cedar shingles, covered porch, mahogany decking, mature landscaping, grmt eat-in-kit., granite and marble tiling, high-end appliances, htd pool, pool house permit, and 2-car garage. Superb ďŹ nishing details. Excl. #58809

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REMSENBURG

6DWǧSP 6&RXQWU\5Gǧ 3,500 sq.ft. Ranch features expansive master suite, as well as 3 Jr. br suites, open oor plan with cathedral cellings and fpl, grmt kit. Teak oors throughout and recessed lighting in all rooms. French doors in all brs leading out to a gunite pool, central vacuum, pre-wired for telephone, computer, cable, 7-alarm system. 2,000 sq. ft. bsmnt can provide you with additional space. 4-zone heating and A/C. 2-car det. gar. #53693

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IILFH  6DWǧDPSP 6KRUH5Gǧ On one of the loveliest streets in Remsenburg sits this two- three br , two full bth ranch style home. In addition to the wood burning fpl in the LR, this home offers a bright family room in the back of the house, a one car garage, and abundant storage space can be found in a full bsmnt. Wood and tiled oors, cedar shakes, and a renovated roof, are among the improvements.

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Circa 1915. The updates have only enhanced the original charm of this Trad. 3 br, 3 bth gem complete with white picket fence. Expansive lawn, htd pool, and pool house. Excl. #63352.

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6DWǧSP /DXUHO9DOOH\7UDLOǧ 2.4 very pvt acres bordered by preserve. 6 en suite brs and 1 half bth, ďŹ rst oor master suite with ofďŹ ce. Grand foyer, formal DR, gourmet kit., large deck, htd pool and 2-car gar. Excl. Web#H55003.

6DJ+DUERU2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQǧSP 1RWUH'DPH5Gǧ3ULFH8SRQ5HTXHVW New, chic and sexy 3 br, 2 bth waterfront cottage with over 100 ft. of bulkhead and dock. Fine interior space, including a gourmet kit. with Viking, Bosch and SubZero appliances, a LR with fpl. Open and airy oor plan and walls of glass from all rooms open to a lovely patio. Potential for expansion and a pool. #62493.

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SOUTHAMPTON

6DWǧSP 1RUWK0DLQ6WUHHWǧ 2-story gem with architechural detailing throughout the open oor plan. 4brs, 4bths, formal DR, LR with fpl and large country kit. with pantry and htd gunite pool. Owner motivated. Co-Excl. #62057. Dir: County Rd 39 east make right on North Main St.

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MagniďŹ cent new 6,150 sq. ft. home has 5 brs, 5 bths, 2 half bths and features 1st oor master suite, gourmet kit., formal DR, htd gunite pool with spa, outdoor shower and built-in grill. Co-Excl. #56273 Web#HO156273. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd., left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct., left on West Hills Ct.

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH  6DW 6XQySP 2OG7RZQ&URVVLQJǧ Classic village home, minutes from ocean and shopping, 4 brs, 2.5 bths, LR, 2 fpls, formal DR, den overlooking large deck on beautifully landscaped yard, bsmnt and 2-car garage. Excl. #63883 Web#H55772. Dir: Main Street, left on Meeting House Lane, right on Little Plains Road, left on Old Town Crossing.

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  6DWǧDPSP 3HOOHWUHDX6Wǧ Be the ďŹ rst to live in this 2-story traditional home with 5brs, 4bths and gunite pool. Ready for the summer. CoExcl. #58995 Web#HO158995. Dir: East on Hampton Rd., left on Elm St., right on Pelletreau.

6DW 6XQǧSP 1R\DF5RDGǧ Two-story home on .25 acre features 2 brs, 2bths, eat-in kit., 2 fpls, central air and a full bsmnt. Outdoor amenities include immaculate landscaping with ďŹ sh pond and a back deck with hot tub. Property includes half acre buildable lot. Excl.. Web#H0158069. Dir: North Sea Road, right on Noyac Road between Hartwell Avenue and Wilson Road.

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6D\UHV3DWKǧ SUMMER RENTAL NEAR THE BEACH. Rambling 1.25 acre Estate with stone walled paths, pond with bridge and towering trees. Main house, Cottage and Lodge –Main house features 5 brs, 5 bths. Storybook setting makes this the perfect choice for your vacation retreat. MD–LD $100,000 or Main House $60,000; Cottage $40,000. #48173.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH  )ULǧSP 'HEUDÇ V:D\ǧ Old fashioned with modern convenience: a 4200 square foot, ďŹ ve br, ďŹ ve bth feel good getaway built in 2006 on a shy cul-de-sac acre. Multi-zoned climate control, second oor laundry, mudroom and room for pool and pool house, two car garage and more. Co-Excl. #64289.

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6DWǧDP 1DURG%RXOHYDUGǧ South of the Hwy. 2-story traditional 1 street over from Calf Creek & Mecox Bay. Renovated with 5brs, 4bths, country kit., sitting room, 3 fpls, gunite pool and more. Pvt community dock w/deeded boat access. Excl. #62539. Dir: 27 East to Montauk Hwy, right on Mecox, right on Narod Blvd.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȩFH  6DWǧSP 6WHSKHQ+DOVH\3DWKǧ This bright & spacious contemporary home, set on 1.2 acres in the best southof-the-Hwy location, is 1.5 miles to Flying Point Beach and closer still to Mecox Bay. Enjoy your own tennis court, in-ground, htd gunite pool, expansive outdoor patio, and 3300 s.f. of living space that features remodeled kit., fpl, 5 brs, and 4.5 bths. A super-stylish and secluded residence, with immaculate landscaping that overlooks a reserve. Ultra-conveninet to Village shopping & restaurants. Co-Excl..

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This well-built home has 2 brs, 2 bths, LR, kit., ďŹ n. bsmnt w/hot tub and garage. Attic could be converted to 2 brs. Located in the heart of the village and priced to sell. Excl. #60619 Web#H51238. Dir: East on Hampton Rd, left on Elm St.

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3 br, 2 bth ranch with pool and hot tub in secluded waterfront community. Hardwood oors, marble bths. DR leads to sunroom overlooking gunite pool and hottub. Stone fpl 1-car gar. Close to harbor. Excl. #48273

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2 story Contemporary home built in 1975 and expanded in 1983. 5 brs, 2 bths, den, LR with fpl and full bsmnt. Large deck area and room for pool. Low taxes. Web#H0143468. Dir: Sagg Rd to Toppings Path to Haines Path.

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Traditional waterfront estate on 1.5 acres has been meticulously renovated to preserve many of the original details. Parlor, LR with a fpl, formal DR with bay views, butlers pantry, spacious eat-in kit. and a powder room. The 2nd oor master suite with bth and sitting room has a beautiful view, and there are 5 additional brs and 4 bths. Htd pool, oating deep-water dock, det. gar. Very pvt, very close to the Village, very beautiful expanse of water in the backyard. #62503

Newly-built Mediterranean-inspired home of almost 4,000 sq.ft. 4 brs and 5 bths, prof. kit., 3 fpls and 20ft. cathedral ceilings. Prof. landscaping surrounds a htd gunite pool with bluestone terrace, waterfall, barbecue and outdoor fpl and separate pool house with bsmnt. Excl. Web#H53705

Traditional with LR with cathedral ceiling, classicly furnished. Large kit., formal DR, master br with bath on the 1st floor. Upstairs area2ndmasterensuitebr,2brs,2additional bths, and the family room with TV. Gunite pool, decks and garden. Dir: Hands Creek Rd, turn left on Ely Brook to Hands Creek Rd, turn left on Old Hollow Ln. #64087.

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New construction in the best of prime locations. Over 12,000 sq. ft. of living space on 1.24 acres, set down a ag lot, will include 8 brs, 11.5 bths, a nursery, and staff-quarters. Master suites include plasma TVs & radiant heat in baths. Professional-grade kit., great room, sitting room, media room, elevator, gym, playroom, ďŹ n. bsmnt with home theater, and 3-car, radiant-htd gar. 4 fpls, walk-in closets, and 2 laundry facilities. Solarready. Salt water-ďŹ ltrated, htd gunite pool. Outdoor stove and built-in barbeque outlets. Security system and separate camera system. Bluestone patios and porches. Pool house w/bath. Custon fullprivacy landscape package to include hedges and privets, mature trees, select shrubbery, and bluegrass. Co-excl. #62701. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, right onto Sagg Rd, left onto Parsonage Ln.

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6DW 6XQǧDPSP /LWWOH3ODLQV5Gǧ Classic cedar cottage 3 blocks from ocean features 3 brs and 2 bths on a bright sunny lot. Great condition and room for expansion and pool. Excl. #247698 Web#H15378. Dir: East on Hampton Road, right on Little Plains, house on left.

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Classic, Hampton-style home with cottage featuring great master suite with fpl and plasma wall unit, 2 additional brs plus a 2 br cottage making 5 brs and 4 full bths, formal DR, family room with fpl, quiet yard and room for pool. It is really a turn-key beach house. Also available for 2008 summer rental @ $55,000. Excl. #63189 Web#H54576. Dir: East on Hampton Road, left on Osborne Avenue, #44.

Nature and architecture blended to spectacular effect in this newly constructed condominium complex. Design, quality and amenities surpassed only by the magniďŹ cent views. Ten oversized bayfront townhouse units, each a fresh interpretation of the Hamptons shingled beach home. New top-of-theline construction! Three brs, three and one-half bthrooms, 2800 sq. ft. of living space plus 1,400 sq. ft. of decking, garage and bsmnt space. State-of-the-art gourmet kit., two fpls, walk-in closet in master suite, hot tub on top level deck. The complex features a fully-equipped private marina with 28 boat slips, htd gunite pool, clubhouse and ďŹ tness room and a private right of way to the most spectacular spot on the ocean beach. #61222

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Saboteurs on Trial The Nazi Landings in Amagansett as Precedent for Guantanamo

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THE HAMPTON SUBWAY NEWSLETTER

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Flying Squirrels Jumping out of a Plane and Surviving by Wearing this Stupid Jacket

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SAGAPONACK PASSES THE WHITE SPEAR TO LOUCHEIM

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In the Hamptons Who is William Allen White and Why in the Hamptons Does it Matter?

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BE CAREFUL, YOU COULD GET WHAT YOU WISH FOR

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The Fertilizer Ban To Stop Nitrogen Runoff, Winter Fertilizing is Illegal in the Hamptons

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The Statue Huddle Politicians, Celebrities, Dinosaurs and Horses on Cty. Rd. 39

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SOUTHAMPTON HOSPITAL LOOKS TO MOVE

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HAMPTON TRADITION XXVIX — BLISS’ DEPARTMENT STORE

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DAN’S A&E GUIDE: Sixth Annual Hamptons Restaurant Week

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Saboteurs on Trial The Nazi Landings in Amagansett as Precedent for Guantanamo By Dan Rattiner Last week, the Pentagon announced that six Al Qaeda terrorists being held at Guantanamo would at long last be put on trial before a military tribunal that could impose the death penalty. They are to be charged with conspiracy, murder in violation of the law of war, attacking civilians and terrorism. Some of the terrorists have been held incommunicado for five years or more. One of them, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, is alleged to have masterminded the attacks of 9/11. The legal framework for this upcoming trial, as it was announced by President Bush, is based on the framework that was created in 1942 when four Nazi saboteurs landed on the beach in Amagansett from a German submarine in the middle of the night. After their capture, President Roosevelt had to decide what would be done with them. He had a meeting with the head of the FBI, the Attorney General, his Admirals and Generals, and Secretary of War, Henry

Stimson, and it was at that meeting that he decided to create a special military tribunal to determine the fate of the intruders. He personally appointed the judges, the two prosecutors and the two defending attorneys. And he tried mightily (and partially failed) to predetermine the outcome, which was that all of them, after the trial, be immediately put to death. Interestingly, at no time did Roosevelt consult with either Congress or the Supreme

in the proclamation each issued. Roosevelt said that these men who landed on our shore had violated “the laws of war.” He should have said they had violated “the Articles of War.” There are Articles of War. And it is possible to violate them. But there is no such thing as laws of war. It was entirely made up, and so, in fact, Roosevelt could do whatever the hell he wanted, cherry picking some evidence, avoiding other evidence. In Bush’s proclamation, just issued, he also used the phrase “the laws of war.” The phrase had never been used between the two proclamations, 60 years apart. The attorneys advising Bush knew exactly what phrase they wanted him to use. And they wanted him to use it for exactly the same reason. Those who landed at Atlantic Avenue Beach in Amagansett at 3 a.m. on June 12, 1942 came ashore with bad intentions — wooden boxes filled with dynamite, exploding pens, knives, maps and other documents. They buried all of this, including the Nazi uniforms they wore when they waded ashore, in the sand. Then they put on their disguise, which was fishermen’s boots, rods and clothes and simply walked from the beach to the Amagansett railroad station and headed for

At no time did Roosevelt consult with either Congress or the Supreme Court before deciding to create the tribunal.

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Court before deciding to create the tribunal. He did what he did based on the fact, he said, that he was not only the President but also the Commander in Chief, which, in wartime, gave him the right to do whatever he felt was necessary to protect the people of the United States. An interesting parallel between what Roosevelt did and what Bush has just done is

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Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… SPECIAL EVENT ~ Guided Tour of The Hamptons – Board in New York City or in Southampton – 1-Day Tour – Thurs., May 22nd $135*pp. – ‘The Hamptons’ offers you old American tradition, beautiful seascapes and a diverse group of towns, each with its own flavor. Come and see the stunning landscape and some of the best beaches in the world. A tour guide will escort you on the motorcoach giving you some of the rich history of this magnificent area of New York State. Tour package includes: Deluxe round-trip transportation from New York City, fully guided motorcoach tour, tour of Montauk Lighthouse, wine tasting at Duck Walk Vineyards and dinner in Southampton. *If you are beginning your tour in Southampton, tour cost is $99 pp. “South Pacific” Broadway Revival at Lincoln Center – Sat., May 3rd – $199 pp. South Pacific tell the story of the lives of U.S. military men, nurses and the residents of the Polynesian island they occupy during World War II. The famous scor e includes: "In Love With a Wonderful Guy", "Nothing Like a Dame", "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair", "Some Enchanted Evening", and more. Directed by Barlett Sher. Starring Kelli O’Hara and Paulo Szot. “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” – Wed., Apr. 16th – $175 pp. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the New York Drama Critics Circle Award for Best Play. Set in a plantation house in Mississippi, Tennessee Williams’ Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is the story of the rivalries and misunderstandings that tear apart a family as it gathers for the 65th birthday of its patriarch, Big Daddy. Virginia Beach/2008 Virginia Int’l. Tattoo – 4-Day Tour, Thurs.-Sun., Apr. 17th-20th – $675 pp./do. Last year was a huge success! This tour also has so much to offer, such as a Harbor Cruise, a stop at Doumar’s Famous Ice Cream, a tour of Norfolk Naval Base, the Virginia Aquarium, sightseeing tours, and, last but not least, the largest and most exciting Tattoo in the United States. What is a Tattoo? –They are ceremonial performances of military music by massed bands. Exhilarating - Invigorating - You will have the time of your life! “Daniel” at the Sight & Sound Theatre – Thurs., Apr. 17th Adults $136 pp./ Children 12 & under $93 pp. and Wed., Apr. 23rd – Adults $125 pp./Children 12 & under $73 pp. Follow Daniel into the lions’ den and watch in amazement as dozens of roaring lions lie down at Daniel’s feet! With some of the most spectacular special effects ever seen on a Sight and Sound stage, Daniel is an inspiration to audiences of all ages. The South Fork tour offers you some time for shopping at Kitchen Kettle Village and lunch at Good ‘n Plenty before the show. The North Fork tour offers you a delicious Smorgasbord at Miller’s after the show.

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Flying Squirrels Jumping out of a Plane and Surviving by Wearing this Stupid Jacket By Dan Rattiner There was a picture of a man dressed up as a flying squirrel on the front page of the New York Times recently. I thought it odd. At least at first I thought he was supposed to be a flying squirrel. Upon closer inspection, I thought, he must have been head of a religious cult. He stood in a field, facing the camera — a handsome, tall man of about twentyfive, with his legs spread, his arms outstretched and a very serious look on his face. The black outfit he wore had fabric that connected the inner sides of his legs from his groin to his heels. And there was more fabric that connected the undersides of his arms to

his sides. When he raised the arms and spread his legs, he got the flying squirrel look. According to the article, this unusual costume had nothing to do with either squirrels or religion, however. This man, whose name is Loic Jean-Albert, was wearing this outfit because he believed, as did a whole bunch of others who dress up in these squirrel suits, that with it you could jump out of an airplane and survive. “The outfit is made of nylon, very tightly woven together so that it catches the air,” Jean-Albert said. “If you do it right, and I am working on it, you can soar down to the ground and make a perfect landing just fine,

no broken bones, no fractured skull, no nothing. The physics is there. It’s just a matter of doing it right.” Apparently, there are more than a dozen people around the world — in New Zealand, France, South Africa, The United States and Russia — who have begun, ever since these gliding suits were designed (in New Zealand in 1997), trying to soar in them. From thirty thousand feet, it’s a thirty-second drop straight down to the ground. So these courageous (idiotic), pioneering (stupid) people leap out of planes, do the flying squirrel thing for twenty seconds to work on the ins and outs of (continued on the next page)

SAGAPONACK PASSES THE WHITE SPEAR TO LOUCHHEIM By Dan Rattiner I went to see the movie 10,000 BC the other night. The hero is declared the leader of a small tribe up in the snowy hills of what looks like Afghanistan by killing a mastodon and staring down a saber-toothed tiger. As a result, the old chieftain hands him the sacred white spear. Everybody cheers. After that, the new chieftain makes friends with the leaders of some nearby tribes and gets them to join him in a revolt against a large and very bad tribe that lives nearby. It wasn’t a particularly good movie by any standard, but it did get me to thinking about

the new government in Sagaponack. Sagaponack was incorporated as a Village as the result of a popular vote in 2005, and soon thereafter a second vote determined the Mayor. It was done in a democratic process that the people could be proud of. One candidate, a New York lawyer who recently moved here, campaigned on a platform that included creating a Village Zoning Board. The other candidate, a local who runs a plant nursery, campaigned on a platform that included no zoning boards and no town hall and just as little expense possible to run the new Village. He won. The New York lawyer lost.

Now however, the white spear is being passed. Bill Tillotson’s term ends this month, and as he said when he was elected, he would only serve one term. One would suppose there would be an interesting philosophical battle to see in what direction this tiny village would head next. Well, the voting was this past Tuesday, which is the deadline day for Dan’s Papers, and though the polls closed at 9 p.m., it was not necessary for us to stay up late to see who won. We could have told you ahead of time. Indeed, I am writing this ahead of time. And the win(continued on page 32)


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their technique, and then they pull a rip cord to deploy a parachute for the rest of the boring way down. “The big problem with perfecting your technique,” said Jean-Albert, “is that you might do it right the first time, making a wonderful landing on the side of a hill — the preferred spot for a landing — but the next time, you might do it wrong. Whoops. The thing is, you don’t get to a third time. This is a drawback in learning about this.” He paused. “It’s not like with skydiving.” The side of the hill landing — that’s how you have to land because that’s how flying squirrels have to land — has actually never been done yet. In fact, no unassisted landing has been done yet. But Jean-Albert says that, with time, and more than two dozen people actively trying to perfect this mode of transportation and its various techniques around the world — flap flap up, kick kick down — that barrier will soon be overcome. What this article made me think about was wearing one whenever I fly today. Years ago, when I first flew, I remember it made me really angry that it was against the rules to bring a parachute on a commercial airliner. What if the plane got in trouble up there? I didn’t know what went on in the cockpit, but back here in economy, if we didn’t have parachutes and we crashed we were dead. Hey, we paid for

these tickets, didn’t we? I believed then, and I still believe now, that the seatbelt business is just a big joke. Tell me, when has there ever been a time when a plane weighing 100,000 pounds lifted itself off a runway — something that is completely impossible and absurd as we all know — climbed up to thirty thousand feet, ran out of gas, and everybody was just fine when the plane crashed because they wore their seatbelts? I felt it a personal affront that they would not let me take a parachute on the plane. They allow carry-ons. But if you pack up a parachute into a small suitcase-like case that fits

in the overhead luggage they say, sorry, if it’s a parachute it’s against the rules. What are they thinking? That someone with a parachute would scare the other passengers? That the FAA would require that they give everybody parachutes? Are they out of their minds? I once talked to a stewardess about this. You know what she said? She said that she wasn’t wearing a parachute. She said the pilot was not wearing a parachute. I said that on ocean liners they have lifeboats. It’s the law that they have lifeboats. She said that they have life jackets. They were right under the seat. I gave up. Which brings us to the flying squirrel suit. 100% nylon. Will not shrink. Rip resistant. Wash in cold water. Fluff dry on cool. Read the entire instruction manual before use. You know what? If you took small steps and if you kept your hands at your sides, you could easily wear it unnoticed right through both security and the lady at the gate check who takes your boarding pass. My mother wore a special suit when she flew. It was a gray Givenchy two-piece wool suit and she had it on maybe 200 times, flying successfully in turboprop Stratocruisers in the 1950s and the Airbuses of the twenty-first (continued on page 32)

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In the Hamptons Who is William Allen White and Why in the Hamptons Does it Matter? By Dan Rattiner As you may know, I’ve written a book called IN THE HAMPTONS that will come out this spring. It’s a memoir about all the changes I’ve seen in almost a half century in this place, and it is being published by Harmony Books, which is a division of Random House. I’ve never had a book published nationally before. And so I have never had a national review of my work published before. Until now. Though the book is not scheduled to be launched until May 6, the first critique of it has appeared in the highly respected Kirkus Review, which is a monthly trade magazine

for those in the book publishing and book selling industries. Here is what it says: Rattiner, Dan IN THE HAMPTONS: My Fifty Years with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires, and Celebrities. “(This) intrepid guide to native life in the fabled Long Island utopia offers a memoir of a half century spent tracking its inhabitants as proprietor of the Hamptons’s newspaper of record. Well-known to the beautiful people and old timers of resort villages from Shinnecock to Montauk, the weekly Dan’s Papers (probably

the nation’s first free newspaper) reports the doings of literary lions, blue bloods and red bloods. Though he now has a staff to do most of the work, for years Rattiner set the type, snapped the photos, wrote the stories and, he gleefully admits, when news was slow invented something entertaining. Here, he tells a few tales of porgies, fluke and blackfish, then moves on to the bigger fish swimming around former potato farms now flooded with rich and infamous painters, writers, performers and patricians. From the depths of his files Rattiner draws names like Cavett, Plimpton, Steinbeck, Pollock, (continued on the next page)

BE CAREFUL, YOU COULD GET WHAT YOU WISH FOR By Dan Rattiner Without a doubt the single most successful program used to save our farmland in the Hamptons has been the Real Estate Transfer Tax program. Established ten years ago, it requires that anytime any land is sold in excess of $200,000 on the East End, 2% of the cost has to be paid to the town in which the Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan’s Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be published by Harmony Books this May.

sale occurs. Before the passage of that law, there were programs designed to save farmland that were tried. All were huge financial burdens on the taxpayers. All had very limited impact. But now, with the Real Estate Transfer Tax, more than a quarter of a BILLION dollars has been raised in the past ten years. It is a huge sum, although when you consider the crazy prices being paid for some properties in these parts, you realize it is just a small piece of the game. Want to buy a piece of farmland for $20 million? Go knock yourself out. But $400,000 of that has to come our way, which we will put in

a big pile and use to perhaps purchase the next piece. This tax money for these ten years has been put into a special fund in each town, and has been, for the most part, brilliantly administrated by environmentalists and other concerned citizens. The beauty of it all is that we live in what is surely one of the ten or twenty most naturally remarkable places on the planet. We have cliffs, farms, beaches, bays, ponds, meadows, harbors, oceans, ranchlands, wetlands, forests — I could go on and on. It is certainly possible (continued on page 37)


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Warhol, de Kooning, Billy Joel and Richard Nixon. Read about the building of his father’s corner pharmacy, movies made just down the street, impossible young love, seasonal liaisons and East Hampton’s annual Artists and Writers Baseball Game, guestumpired in 1988 by Gov. Bill Clinton. Geographic highlights include private clubs, local bistros, Sag Harbor’s garbage dump, a historic lighthouse and a pond with imaginary monsters. Bucolic concerns and innocent gossip are guilelessly interspersed with business and beach news. Publisher-editor Rattiner may not be the East Coast’s answer to William Allen White…” I am not the East Coast’s answer to whom? Who is William Allen White? I have a degree in English literature. In college I studied Chaucer, Shakespeare, Shelley, Keats, Swift and George Bernard Shaw. In American literature we read the works of Melville, Twain, Sandburg, Dos Passos, Steinbeck and Hemingway. I never heard of William Allen White. I cranked up the computer, searched Wikipedia, and found him there. I also found him in an article in the Kansas Historical Society. William Allen White was born in Emporia, Kansas in 1868 and died 76 years later. He spent his whole life in Kansas. When he was 27 years old, he bought his hometown newspaper, The Emporia Gazette, for $3,000 and for the next 50 years wrote stories for it. “For half a century, Emporia newspaper editor William Allen White had something to

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say on virtually every topic that had anything to do with Kansas or the nation,” the Kansas Historical Society wrote about him. Hey! This is another guy writing a newspaper for 50 years! “He rocketed to national fame and influence in the Republican party with an August 16, 1896 editorial ‘What’s the Matter with Kansas,’” wrote Wikipedia. “He was a friend of Theodore Roosevelt, he won the Pulitzer Prize in 1922 after getting arrested in a dispute involving free speech, he ran for Governor in 1924, but lost, and his autobiography, which was published posthumously in

1947, won another Pulitzer Prize.” “He was known as ‘the Sage of Emporia,’” wrote both Wikipedia and the Kansas Historical Society. The University of Kansas Journalism School is named after him. Okay, a guy BETTER than me writing a newspaper for 50 years. But in Kansas. Here was an example of the way he wrote, courtesy of Wikipedia. In this piece, he is referring to the First World War. He wrote it in 1933. “The boys who died just went out and died. To their own souls’ glory of course — but what else? ... Yet the next war will see the same hurrah and the same bowwow of the big dogs to get the little dogs to go out and follow the blood scent and get their entrails tangled in the barbed wire.” Well, that indeed is really, really good writing. But does he write about Frank Mundus catching a 3,500-pound shark? Does he write about the Andy Warhol estate? The time Willem de Kooning got so drunk at the Silver Sea Horse? The morning George Plimpton tried to set off the biggest firework in the world at the dump? No. And what did William Allen White’s writing accomplish back then in 1933 in Emporia? Did it stop 20 million people from getting killed in World War II during the next decade? It did not. And would anybody read that flowery stuff about the entrails on the barbed wire if I wrote it today? I doubt it. Here’s how I would (continued on page 35)

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The Fertilizer Ban To Stop Nitrogen Runoff, Winter Fertilizing is Illegal in the Hamptons By April Gonzales The new Suffolk County fertilizer law signed by County Executive Steve Levy in December is very good news for East End bays and waterways. The law, which bans the application of fertilizer between November 1 and April 1, won’t go into effect until next year, giving residents and purveyors of fertilizer some time to get up to speed and consider just why this bill is important. The quality of the water in the area has been declining for far too long. Algae blooms, loss of the eelgrass beds (nurseries for shellfish), sewage issues and fish die-offs have all been well covered in the press. Recently, homeown-

ers around Lake Agawam in Southampton were informed that they will receive the pamphlet “An Owners Guide,” encouraging them to create buffer zones of native plants near the lake, rather than having lawns abutting its edges. Runoff from fertilizers containing high levels of phosphorus and nitrogen has been entering the lake, causing pollution. The pamphlet is a good first step — few homeowners in either town are aware that they contribute to the water pollution problem, maybe because they don’t see lawn care and gardening as a part of the issue. But with the new law, the County has set the record straight, saying, “Fertilizers are responsible for

approximately 50% of the total nitrogen loads to groundwater in the Peconic Estuary.” In other words, 50% of the pollution now degrading Peconic Bay is from fertilizers. (The other 50% is from sewage.) The Suffolk County Department of Energy and the Environment (DoEE) will have oversight of both enforcement and education regarding the new restrictions. Although there is a $1,000 per day fine for violations, it’s the public outreach and landscape industry regulation that gives the bill teeth. A full force effort includes the development of a website, brochures distributed at stores (continued on the next page)

IN 2007, THE HAMPTONS ESCAPED FORECLOSURES By Daniel Simone Meltdown, housing collapse, alarming volume of home foreclosures — these clichés consistently appear in financial newspaper headlines and are heard on TV and radio. There’s no doubt that there is a housing debt crisis. But somehow, even in view of the current statistics, the impact on the Hamptons has so far been minimal, at least as the statistics for 2007 show. For several years, lenders devised mortgage programs and borrowing options that were so liberal and foolish that they insured the current state of affairs. Banks sometimes made

loans amounting up to 106% of a property’s sale price. In doing so, they removed the usual requisite equity that acts as a safety net in the event of a default by a homeowner. And to make matters worse, credit was extended to unqualified borrowers, whose past payment history, in many cases, was dismal at best. Also, many homeowners converted their properties into bank loans, borrowing against the equity of their homes. But what do all of these situations prevalent around the country have to do with the Hamptons? Does it impact real estate and homeownership in this resort community?

Recently there has been a smattering of newspaper reports about mortgage woes. But the overall housing problem of the nation is not comparative to the relatively minor real estate issues here. Savings and loan associations, by virtue of their own formulas, deem a 2-percent payment delinquency tolerable and safe, and 1.2-percent defaults (foreclosures) acceptable. The foreclosure rate of East Hampton, which includes Wainscott to Montauk, is an infinitesimal fraction — .0028-percent in the 2007 study. According to the tax assessor of the township, there are 18,000 private homes. (continued on page 33)


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and posting of the law within in ten feet of areas where fertilizers are sold. Contractors who apply fertilizers will have to be registered and required to take education seminars. The goal is to reduce up to 60 tons annually of nitrogen based fertilizers reaching the Bay. And if that much is flowing off of lawns into streams, marshes and bays and not being taken up by the plants it was meant for, then good horticultural horse sense indicates that there’s way too much fertilizer being dumped on the ground without any soil tests to determine if it’s actually needed. The Suffolk County Department of Health will draw up guidelines for “best management practices.” That means low maintenance lawns, improved mowing methods, and well-

timed application of fertilizers at minimal rates. They’ll also develop guidelines for fertilizer use that pose “the least harm to the environment.” So why do people over fertilize? Like pesticides, many homeowners believe that more is better and their plants will grow faster. But that’s not how it works. Plants only need additional nutrition when they are actively growing. For lawns, that means light applications in June and July. It’s not necessary to fertilize in April when stored energy makes plants lush and green in a short time. Local garden center owners don’t see the bill as a threat to sales, and some feel that it’s the homeowners who really need to comply more than the landscape industry. “I’m pretty positive about it. It’s a healthy move that will protect our ground water,” said Charlie Marder, who just hosted a seminar on the advances in composting. He thinks it will increase business for landscape companies that can make a shift in their health care programs from “intravenous plant care to soil fertility.” If the focus is on “increasing soil fertility and microbial life in the soil, then a bigger market will open up,” he said. “It will make landscapers think, and the clients as well.” The majority of Suffolk County parklands, such as the golf course in Sag Harbor, are now pesticide free, and many may now become fertilizer free as well. The law does exempt some golf courses, as long as they use only slow release, low nitrogen fertilizer. Farmlands are not covered under the bill, yet the New York State Farm Bureau’s publication Grassroots recently published an article on the rise in cost of fertilizers, urging more manure spreading and less fertilizing. So what about that other 50% of the pollution — the sewage? The Peconic Baykeeper, Kevin McAllister, and representatives of the Group for the East End met with Congressman Tim Bishop in Washington over his proposed bill, the Sewage Right to Know Act. This is a separate law that, if passed, will govern the sewage treatment plants in Greenport, Riverhead, Sag Harbor, Calverton and Shelter Island in the event of sewage spills into the bays. Bishop’s bill deserves support since it will work hand in glove with the bill Levy signed. Together, they’ll have more impact than the social activism that has surrounded the issues.

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The Statue Huddle Politicians, Celebrities, Dinosaurs and Horses on Cty. Rd. 39 By T.J. Clemente About a mile east of the bottleneck at the Lobster Inn on County Road 39 there is an ensemble of 15-foot bronze statues. Anyone who has driven by has stared at the T-Rex with beady eyes and a mouth filled with sharp teeth. The statue store, called Yesterday’s Treasures, is a world of collectibles, antiques and one-of-kind objects all gathered under one roof. Since purchasing the property and building, owner Larry Schaeffer went from being an artist trying to sell his paintings at a gallery in Westhampton to a successful business owner. Schaeffer credits his wife Elizabeth for his ability to enjoy what he is doing, and he is

enjoying what he is doing now more than ever. The Internet success has taken away the pressure of overhead and salaries. He is having fun and has no plans to retire. It seems that Yesterday’s Treasures has established a reputation for having these items available, affordable and ready to be shipped. They have a long history of being able to deliver huge items, which are mostly made overseas, to any location in the world. In fact, Schaeffer just delivered six fiberglass cows to Greece. The store has everything from old 1800s police caps to life-sized statues of Marilyn Monroe. Schaeffer said, “I get paid to go out and buy items that range from unusual to sublime.”

With six websites marketing his unusual items, he has gone from a roadside store to an international shipper. At the store is a 40-foot high dinosaur with a price tag of $50,000. A similar dinosaur was sold to a park in Florida. In fact, Schaeffer is in the process of filling some huge shipments to the Disney Corporation that will be used in a new Noah’s Ark theme at one of their parks. Dolly Parton even had a bronze horse shipped out to Dolly World for its 20th anniversary. He started by explaining that this is quite a change from “waiting for someone to walk in and buy something in the off season.” As we were talking, one (continued on the next page)

SOUTHAMPTON HOSPITAL LOOKS TO MOVE By Debbie Tuma Since it was built in the early 1900s, Southampton Hospital has outgrown its parking capacity and as modern medicine has changed, the hospital’s original design has become outmoded. In an effort to be proactive, the hospital’s current administration is considering options for its future needs and growth. One of the possibilities is the available 17.8 acres along County Road 39, where the Southampton Elks Lodge now sits. Since January 1, the hospital’s administrative staff has had four meetings with members of the Lodge.

“We’ve had several conversations with the Elks, but by no means have we entered into any kind of deal with them about property,” said Southampton Hospital President and CEO Robert Chaloner. “It is an interesting site in terms of a central location, but right now we are just in the research and fact-finding stage.” He said his hospital wants to look at the property’s size, study the traffic, and look at what kind of expansion they need in terms of space and design. Southampton Hospital is now located on about seven acres of prime real estate a half-mile from the ocean in a growing residential neighborhood near the Village.

Including their parking capacity, which needs to increase, they take up about ten acres in total. “Obviously if we were looking to move, we’d look at getting more space, and the Elks Lodge would give us more acreage on which to grow,” said Chaloner. Citing the desirable points of the Elks Lodge location, he included that it was “highway accessible, and the land is flat, which works better for a hospital.” Chaloner also said the Elks property is not in the middle of a quiet area — part of it is zoned for commercial use, and a section in the (continued on the next page)


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of his salespeople, James, came in to inform him of a potential $20,000 sale of bronze horses. Passing motorists may have noticed that one of the large 15-foot T-Rex statues is no longer displayed out front. That is because a woman in East Hampton purchased it and currently has it situated in a garden by her driveway to provide “energy.” Also sold at Yesterday’s Treasure are life-size fiberglass cows. A couple who recently purchased an old dairy farm in upstate New York bought around 20 of them to put in

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their big empty dairy barn, to make it seem more lifelike. Schaeffer said they installed sound effects in the barn too. Inside the store are fine antique pieces of furniture and a collection of old paintings in wonderful old frames. In big glass cases are wooden replicas of old tall ships including The Bounty, the British warship Liberty, and even a model of the Titanic. The ships have an amazing amount of detail and range from $3000 to $6000 in price. There are slot machines and other gambling paraphernalia along with old

uniforms and an amazing collection of railroad and police attire from different eras. There are old Tiffany-style glass windows, lamps and lighting fixtures and of course there are bronze statues including ones of children at play and Greek gods. There are even a few statues of David waiting to be placed in someone’s garden. Schaeffer said, “I sell my favorite things to others so that they will feel the sense of enjoyment I felt. After all, I am still an artist.”

ry programs. He also said the current layout of hospital facilities isn’t as efficient as it could be, like the ICU being on a different floor from the emergency room, which requires people to be moved back and forth. “If these two rooms were next to each other, it would be easier and better,” he said. “Since our hospital is so old, these more modern changes would be needed at a new location.” More space will also be needed for physical therapy rehab, a department that is also growing quickly. The cardiac rehab program is now in an old outpatient area, which is not designed for this purpose. As of now, the Elks Lodge is looking optimistically toward a possible negotiation with the hospital, according to their attorney, Jonathan Platt of Southampton. “We have a positive feeling about the hospi-

tal, since it would benefit the whole community, and that is what we strive to do,” he said. “In the past, we’ve had proposals for condominiums, multiple family dwellings, and entrepreneurial ventures on our property, but we haven’t been interested.” The Southampton Elks Club, which consists of 460 members and has been here since 1942, is a fraternal organization of men and women who sponsor civic and patriotic activities to help the community. Platt said the National Elks Organization oversees the assets of every lodge, and they would have to assess the fair market value of the Southampton Lodge’s land. He said the proposed new hospital would probably take up most of the 17.8 acres, and that the Elks Lodge would probably keep about four acres for

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back is also zoned residential. He said the hospital is now doing some preliminary zoning and architectural analysis, and they are also looking to create a building that is green and energy efficient. “Going in this modern, ‘green’ direction makes sense for saving us money and also helping the community and the environment,” added Chaloner. “For example, we have already switched from using the old film x-ray technology to the new digital x-rays, which cuts down on medical waste.” The new hospital would also need more space for an emergency room, which has grown over the years. Chaloner said the original hospital was built more for inpatient services, like a hotel. But he said the need for more outpatient services has increased, so the new hospital would need more outpatient and ambulato-

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Hampton Tradition XXIX Bliss’ Department Store By T.J. Clemente Located at 186 North Ferry Road on Shelter Island is Bliss’ Department Store, “the store with everything.” Although now owned and operated by Peggy and Walter Johnson, the store got its name from Peggy’s father Leonard Bliss, who renamed it in 1972 after he purchased it from Frank Basiles. The store had previously been called Basiles when it opened in the 1930s. The building itself dates back to Wednesday, April 9, 1924, when it opened as an A&P dry goods store, as recorded in the diary of Shelter Island legend D. Hannie Young. Despite a fire in 2001 that caused water and smoke damage,

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and hurricane high tide damage due to the building’s close proximity to Dering Harbor, the original floors and shelves remain intact. During a recent visit to the store, Lynn Thomson was working. She fondly recalled visiting the store as a young girl. In fact, her father’s old ice skates hang high up on the wall in front of the checkout counter along with a collection of store artifacts including old cans and bottles dating back to the store’s A&P years. Lynn informed me that A&P heiress Rachel Carpenter summered on the Island and shopped at the store many years ago. As many customers stopped in the store to visit and buy odds and ends, it became evident

that Bliss’ Department Store has a loyal clientele, including 101-year-old Irving Gruber and many “hareleggers” (the term used by locals to describe someone who was born on the Island). One such person was Dorothy “the playwright,” who was looking for green dye. Although not a harelegger, she is fifth generation (of seven generations) on Shelter Island. She recalled shopping with her father at the A&P pre-1936. Before long I was hearing tales of yesteryear on Shelter Island. The stories shifted from decade to decade, and the homespun atmosphere of small town America that lives in the aisles at Bliss’ Department Store

things as they needed them. In money belts around their waists they had more than $50,000 in cash (a huge sum) and the names of German sympathizers in America that they could contact, written in invisible ink on handkerchiefs. The leader of the Nazis, George Dasch, later claimed that he had actually in advance made plans to turn the others in. He considered the whole thing fantastic and foolish, he said. He confided this to one of the others. And with that second person keeping an eye on the other two, he left the hotel where they were staying, went to the FBI office in Manhattan where he

was turned away as a crackpot, then took a train to Washington where the FBI there took him in, listened to his story and then in a matter of days rounded up all the others. None of the eight ever blew up anything. Roosevelt’s choices as to what to do with these eight men (four who landed here and four who landed at Ponte Vedra, Florida) ranged from shooting them outright to letting them go. In between were three legal options. They were 1) have them tried in a civil courtroom 2) have them tried by a military courtmartial or 3) something else.

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the anonymity of Manhattan. The goal of these saboteurs was to disrupt America’s capacity to manufacture articles of war. By setting off explosions, they would disrupt the production of tanks, bullets, guns and warplanes. And they had their orders. They would blow up the Hell’s Gate Bridge connecting the Bronx to Manhattan, the New York Reservoirs upstate, some Newark railroad terminal, Aluminum factories in St. Louis and Cleveland, the GE Plant in Syracuse, and various American department stores owned by Jews. And so they headed off to Manhattan, expecting to return to Amagansett to get their

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themselves. When asked if the Southampton Elks would continue to run their fairs and carnivals on their grounds, Platt said they would probably change their outdoor events to indoor gatherings like weddings and dinners. Platt said his organization likes the idea of getting new hospital facilities to serve the community. “That hospital is very old, and was assembled in a hodge-podge fashion, and needs to be modernized and better equipped. I think the method of hospital treatment has changed with managed care, and we also like the idea of an energy-

efficient building,” he added. When asked about any concerns the Elks may have, he said, “Traffic is always a problem on County Road 39, but I don’t think the new hospital would generate enough traffic to become a concern.” Platt said the Elks are waiting for the hospital to talk to the State and Town agencies regarding necessary permits. “This is all very preliminary, and a lot of permits need to be secured, and the Town needs to also be comfortable with it,” he said. Chaloner said he anticipates this to be a “long-term process” of about five to seven years, and that his hospital “also hasn’t ruled out other sites, or even staying where we are, and improving upon it.” But he added that it would probably cost more to convert the existing hospital than to build a new one. “Right now, we’re open to anything that’s appropriate, and also affordable for us,” he said. “We need to be away from the ocean in case of hurricanes, since we are now in a surge area. We’d like to be on higher ground, and also not in a residential area, so we can more easily get our ambulances and other traffic in and out of the hospital.” Chaloner added that funding for a new hospital would come from a combination of the sale of the existing property, some fundraising, and a potential bond.

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came alive. So what does the store with everything actually have? Lynn said, “We don’t carry anything that’s dressy, except women’s summer dresses.” But they do carry Woolrich sweaters and high-end Columbia gear, men’s Levi’s, a variety of shoes and sneakers, and much more. A unique item is the Shelter Island scripted dog cap with a chinstrap. My favorite item is the clam digger boots you won’t find in most department stores. The manner in which the clothes are neatly folded and displayed on the wooden racks and shelves built for the A&P back in 1924 gives the place an authentic feel. Bliss’ is just one reason the Island hasn’t changed much over the years. I asked Lynn who, besides the loyal locals, has dropped in to shop. She replied, “South African Bishop Desmund Tutu and Jimmy Buffet, who lived in Dering Harbor when his North Sea home was being built.” If you’re ever crossing Shelter Island on Route 114 , take the time to stop in at Bliss’ Department Store. Park your car in front and walk into a place where time has not stopped, but tradition proudly continues on. Bliss’ Department Store is open seven days a week during the summer season and on the weekends during the off-season. For more information call (631) 749-0041 or (631) 7491056.


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By Debbie Tuma After the devastating loss of her husband, Spalding Gray, in January of 2004, Kathleen Russo gathered excerpts from his journals and monologues and decided to craft them into a show. “Stories Left to Tell,” the play Russo directed, ran at the Minetta Lane Theater in Manhattan from February through July of 2007. There were guest appearances from many of their friends, including Richard Gere, John C. Reilly, Debra Winger and Whoopee Goldberg, who is now in the process of making a film from the script. Russo said this show took up two years of her life and kept her occupied after Spalding died. Russo had also been running her own talent agency, Washington Square Arts, for 12 years, while commuting between the couple’s Sag Harbor home and the city. There, she booked appearances and live tours for writers and performers at theaters and colleges around the country. Her many notable clients included David Sedaris, Dave Eggers, Eric Bogosian and Judith Ivy. “But after Spalding died it was harder for me to commute into the city, since I was raising our three kids in our new North Haven home,” said Russo, sitting in the spacious kitchen of their 19th century white captain’s home with blue shutters, where they had moved from downtown Sag Harbor in 2001. “So when ‘Stories’ closed last July, I took the summer off to sort of rethink my life. I thought it would be great if I could find a job in the Hamptons, so I could be out here more with my children.” It was through her friend Mitchell Kriegman, owner of Wainscott Studios and producer of children’s shows for PBS, that she was urged to meet Wally Smith, General Manager of WLIU Radio Station, which is located on the campus of Stonybrook Southampton College. “They were looking for someone to book guests, come up with themes for the shows and plan the roundtable discussions each Friday,” said Russo. Since her talent booking experience was so similar and she already had numerous contacts, Russo became the station’s Associate Producer last November. At WLIU, 88.3 FM, Russo schedules appearances for “In the Morning with Bonnie Grice,” which airs from 8-10 a.m. She also books guests and creates themes for the roundtable discussions “The Round Heads,” which airs on

Kathleen Russo Radio Producer Fridays from 9-10 a.m. On March 14, the theme was “Standing By Your Man,” in tune with Women’s History Month. The female guests discussed Silda Spitzer and Hillary Clinton, and reacted to the husbands’ infidelities. The panelists included

Wallington, Ginny Booth, Brenda Simmons and Bonnie Cannon. Russo and her team, which includes Executive Producer Bonnie Grice and Engineer Kyle Lynch, also produce a nationally syndicated radio show, “The Song is You,” taped in both Southampton and Manhattan. Grice interviews guests, who play their ten favorite songs and talk about how they relate to their lives. The show is based on songs, memories and interviews, and airs Fridays at 7 p.m. and Saturdays at noon. This week’s guest will be Cliff Robertson. “I love my job, since it’s a new challenge, and I enjoy working behind the scenes with Bonnie Grice, who is open to new ideas, and is a really smart and articulate host. I can throw anything her way and she just rolls with it — I’ve never seen her get stumped.” Russo said she also loves her new hours of 7 a.m. to 2 p.m., which give her more time with her children — Marissa, 21, Forrest, 15 and Theo, 11. Marissa is studying writing at Sarah Lawrence College, Forrest is a lead guitarist in a band called Too Busy Being Bored, which is making its mark touring the New York area, and Theo is obsessed with baseball. “My kids helped me get through the death of my husband, and also the community helped enormously. In times of tragedy you see how people here come out of the woodwork to help those in need. My own family also helped me,” she explained, reaching down to pet her miniAustralian shepherd named Bowie. She also has found a new love, Davo Olson, an interior designer and musician who manages Forrest’s band and teaches Rock n’ Roll 101 at The Ross School, where Forrest is a student. Russo established a grant through the Ross School in Spalding Gray’s name that allows students to submit mini-monologues. They are awarded prizes in his memory. Other grants in his honor are at the UCLA Theater, Walker Art Center in Minneapolis and P.S. 122 in New York City. They give a $10,000 grant to an emerging artist or group each year. And Russo is still immortalizing her late author-husband with an upcoming documentary film on his life. She is collaborating with Steven Soderbergh, who won an Academy Award for Traffic, and did Oceans 11, 12 and 13, and Sex, Lies and Videotape. “Steven is a friend of ours who produced the

Russo established a grant through the Ross School in Spalding Gray’s name that allows students to submit mini-monologues. They are awarded prizes in his memory. Nada Marjanovich of Long Island Pulse Magazine, Annette Hinckle of The Sag Harbor Express, and author Lorraine Dusky. The next Round Table will be held on April 4, the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s death, and the participants will be Dennis

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movie Grey’s Anatomy with us,” said Russo. “Spalding was also in his movie King of the Hill.” Russo’s life has taken many twists and turns since she first studied photography at Rochester Institute of Technology, and then

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worked at a theater there where Spalding performed. “I first met him when I picked him up at the airport. He looked disheveled, and like he didn’t want to be there,” she recalled. “I was 29 and he was 49 when we first met.” She later moved to New York City, and she and her hus-

band eventually married and moved from New York to Sag Harbor in 1996. But there was still the question of Russo’s photography training in Rochester. When asked if she has ever pursued that interest, she smiled. “I take pictures of my kids.”

What to do? Roosevelt’s overriding concern was that nothing like this should ever happen again. The head of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover, who was at this meeting, said that it would be a disaster if Hitler learned that the saboteurs were only caught because two of them had turned the others in. Roosevelt told the group he wanted to give Hitler a different message. Anybody they sent here to blow up America would be caught and put to death almost instantly. And he thought the American people would agree with him. That left him only one option. He would create a new and special court of military men whose sole function would be to try these four men (and four others who landed on the sand in Punta Verde, Florida a few days later) and sentence them to death. And the testimony about the trial would be kept top secret. Roosevelt asked Biddle if he would be the lead prosecutor in the proceedings. Everyone in the room was surprised at this. Biddle’s job was to protect the Constitution and the rule of law. Nevertheless, he agreed to be the leading prosecutor. (It would be as if our current attor-

ney general agreed to be the lead prosecutor in the Guantanamo trial.) What they didn’t count on was the legal mind of a Colonel named Kenneth Royall. Royall was a Harvard educated law professor who had joined the army for the war effort. President Roosevelt, looking for at least the appearance of fairness, appointed Royall as one of the two defense attorneys. Roosevelt got more than he bargained for. When the trial began, Royall first wanted to know the obvious, which was by whose authority had the tribunal been created? He knew the answer to the question, of course. But he wanted the answer, which was that it was by a higher authority, the President of the United States, who was also the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. Royall then wanted to know if his defendants would be allowed to appeal this decision to a higher authority if they did not like the outcome, and he was assured that they could do that. At that point, it was expected that Royall would ask once again who that “higher author-

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When Roosevelt met with his advisors, he was immediately told that a civil trial was out of the question. “At most, they will receive sentences of two years,” his attorney general, Francis Biddle, told him. “Consider it. What have they done? Nothing. They can be convicted of violating immigration laws, and of carrying weapons without proper licenses. That’s it. If a man buys a gun with the intention of killing somebody, even writes down that he will kill somebody, but then is arrested before he can do so, you can’t charge him with murder, or even attempted murder. It’s a minor charge at best in a civil courtroom.” The military court-martial was also ruled out. In spite of the uniforms — wearing them had been the idea of some Nazi crackpot lawyer involving enemy combatants — only two of the eight intruders were Nazi soldiers. Furthermore, two of the eight, though born in Germany, were legal American citizens who had only returned to Germany when it was apparent that Germany and America soon were going to be at war.

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Losing A Wedding Ring My good friend Tom Scarpulla recently got married. He is a few years my senior and went to college at Northeastern University with me. It has been amazing to watch him grow from a college student to a trainee at Nortel Networks, and to now being married and a top salesman for his company. He got married at East Hampton Town Hall. He and his wife Gosha (so weird to say that) were dating for about two years before they got married. She and her family are from Poland, and after the wedding, Tom, a few of his friends, his family, and Gosha’s parents went out to dinner at Il Capuccino in Sag Harbor. The dinner was like a movie. Tom’s new inlaws were sitting at the head of the table talking back and forth in Polish, and Tom and I were chatting about our days as bachelors. We whispered lines like, “Do you remember the time I…” as we laughed and ate pasta. After a couple of hours, the late dinner wrapped up and Tom’s aunt said to him, “Be sure you don’t lose that wedding ring.” We all laughed as Tom checked his hand, then his

checking the sink. “I’m in so much trouble dude. You gotta help me! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!” “Calm down dude. I’m not leaving until we find it. Please tell me you didn’t flush it down the toilet.” “I don’t know man, I don’t know.” “Okay, I’m looking bro. Don’t worry, I lose crap all of the time.” I began searching the bathroom. Tom ran to comfort his wife. I started to ponder the ridiculousness of wedding rings. Honestly, it’s just a ring! What the hell is wrong with people? Just get another one! “It has an engraving. AN ENGRAVING!” I heard his wife say. I don’t really get why girls get so excited

about things like this. My girlfriend yells at me if I throw out a Christmas card. She actually bought me a special box to keep old cards. I can’t even imagine how screwed I would be if I lost a wedding ring. I searched harder. Tom was my friend. I wasn’t leaving. At this point a half an hour had gone by, and people were getting desperate. Tom’s aunt was taking pictures, soaking in every moment. For her, this was what life was all about, as she tried to keep a smile and embrace the story. However, she was the only one with that attitude. The rest of us were in a state of panic. I blasted into the men’s bathroom and dumped out all of the bathroom garbage onto (continued on page 36)

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pockets, and frantically stood up. “Oh my God where is it?” His eyes looked like a deer in headlights as they connected with mine. He was FREAKING out. “Oh you’ll find it,” somebody at the table said. But Tom couldn’t find it and I watched in horror as my good friend and his wife thought he had lost their wedding ring on the day they got married. One minute turned into two, and three into four, and four into ten. “This isn’t funny Tom. Where is it?” his new wife asked him. “I’m looking baby, I’m looking,” he said in a panic. At this point, the entire table was looking for the ring. I was nervous for Tom. Where could he have left it? His wife’s parents got on their hands and knees and began crawling underneath the table and checking behind the baseboard heaters. All of us followed suit, looking in odd places. I even checked underneath a wine bottle. Tom ran off to the bathroom to check there, and his wife began to cry when the possibility of the ring being flushed down the toilet became an option. “It will be alright,” I said. “We’ll find it.” Did Tom accidentally flush it down the toilet? I followed him to the bathroom where he was

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“We are just busting out at the seams,” said one Village official. During these past two years, as the people desired, Sagaponack conducted its business in one half of a small two-room bungalow on the southwest corner of Montauk Highway and Sagg Main. One half of the place is a real estate office. The other half is a 15 by 20 foot room. Well-to-do Sagaponackonians had to vote in that tiny, tiny room last Tuesday. Imagine that. Voting in just one room in a village of about 600 residents from noon to 9 p.m. last Tuesday. A village this important and rich (Sagaponack had the highest per capita income of any in the nation in 2006) shouldn’t have to vote in such dreadful circumstances. I’m sure many of the Sagaponack tribal members, driving down Daniel’s Lane and passing Ira Rennert’s 110,000-square-foot oceanfront house, licked their chops at the thought of condemning that property and turning it into Village Hall. It certainly is

grand enough. In its Italian Renaissance style, with its 29 bedrooms, galleries, swimming pools, theatres and guard houses, it surely would be just perfect for what is to come in Sagaponack when they graduate from tribal chieftain to royal monarchy. Rennert might even have dungeons down in the basement. Also on the ballot that night was a proposal to change the day on which elections are held. This comes under the heading of huge and very dumb local tribal chieftain mistakes, in my opinion. Lee Foster is a farmer. Lisa Duryea-Thayer works at East Hampton High School and is the wife of the owner of Thayer’s Bridgehampton Hardware Store. Don Louchheim is the former publisher of a local weekly newspaper. In the proposal, Election Day would be changed from Tuesday, March 18 to the third Friday in June so the summer people will have an opportunity to more easily join in the voting. Let’s see. There are probably 200 local families living in Sagaponack who all vote. There are probably 400 New York City families living in Sagaponack who find it inconvenient to come out here to vote on a weekday in March. Now, the locals are all about history, preservation, the environment, farming and fishing. And so as they are in charge — that is what the Sagaponack Village is all about. The New Yorkers are all about Wall Street, development, business, skyscrapers, shopping centers and leveraged buyouts. Who better to hand the white spear to in two years than those smart New Yorkers? •

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ner of the election for Mayor is Don Louchheim. And the reason I know this is because he was the only candidate running. The two new trustees are Lee Foster and Lisa Duryea-Thayer, and I know that because they are the only ones running. Sagaponack is now being run as a tribe. And so, the white spear is passed. Of course the very thing that Mayor Bill Tillotson ran against, the idea of a Village Hall, is going to happen too. They’re going to need it to house the new Sagaponack Zoning Board, and all the other boards, such as the Sagaponack Village Architectural and Historical Review Board, which also got founded during the bureaucratic flurry of these past two years.

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ALAN FRANK, 58 Alan Frank, a longtime summer resident known and beloved by hundreds of friends both in the City and in the Hamptons, died in his sleep at the age of 58 at his home in Bedford Hills, Connecticut on February 28. Alan was born and raised in Sheepshead Bay as the son of a well-to-do businessman. After college, he made a career out of winning the t-shirt contracts for events such as rock and roll concerts, Broadway shows and events at the Javitt’s Center. He spent his life in and around Manhattan, among them two years at the Plaza while his parents reno-

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vated an apartment. Alan might be best known in the Hamptons for his work as one of the five performers in the rock group Melissa and the Moguls. The group, which was formed by singer/composer Melissa Levis in 1995 (their songs include “Ooh La La Hamptons,” “Mine is Bigger than Yours” and “The A List”), included investor Jonathan Farkas, publisher Dan Rattiner, environmentalist and industrialist Andy Sabin and Pat Malloy, the developer of much of Sag Harbor. Comedian Robert Klein was a guest performer for the

group on their first CD. Concerts took place at the Stephen Talkhouse, and at venues in Aspen and Miami Beach. A reunion of the group took place at a club in Manhattan in 2003. The most wonderful thing about Alan, besides his friendship, was his sense of humor. Once in a kitchen he was asked to please turn on the stove. He looked at the stove. “You are gorg-eous,” he said in a heavy French accent. Friends are compiling an Alan Frank joke book. He leaves his parents, Blanchette and Jack, and a brother, Sasha.

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sures.” Veronica Hearst, the wife of the late Randolph Hearst, and Michael Jackson are among the wealthy celebrities labeled as victims of the mortgage crisis. But according to the New York Association of Mortgage Brokers (NYAMB), in all the Hampton Townships and Villages, property mortgages that exceed $1.5 million, are at present being serviced and no delinquencies past due over 20-days are reported. Even when the economy sinks into a recession, the well heeled have the wherewithal to survive.

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The Sheltered Islander Sheltered Islander #490 Gentlemen, Start Your Engines Sun. Feb. 24, 8:12 AM ET — A man fighting with his girlfriend clung to a car roof and punched her through the window as she drove more than a mile on a busy road, hitting several other cars, police said. The man apparently jumped onto the car and held on as his girlfriend wove along Route 202 with the car’s air bag inflated. He was treated for a foot injury, she for eye and head wounds, police said. * * * I have tried time and again to tell women, there is a way to use a car as a weapon and a way not to. DON’TS: DON’T drive around with men hanging off the roof or hood of your car. If they’re on the roof, they could dent the car. If they’re on the hood, not only can they dent the car, but they can also impair your view. And if it’s a hot day and your windows are down, their screaming can make listening to music difficult. However, if you do find yourself driving with a man on the car (and who hasn’t on occasion?) don’t slow to a stop and allow him to climb off the car. He’ll get right in, and probably with an attitude. Best thing is to point the car toward some soft-looking bushes somewhere, go fast and hit the brakes hard enough to shoot him off the hood and into the brush. He’ll be stunned for at least a minute and you can get turned around and get away in that time.

DON’T drive with your man in the passenger seat if you can help it. Unless he’s unconscious, inebriated or holding a pressure bandage over a wound, let him drive. The aggravation you have to endure while he criticizes your driving isn’t worth it. Not to mention, he has no idea how to beat children in the backseat with one hand while driving with the other. And wrangling a car phone, coffee and reading directions at the same time — forget about it. Just let him drive while you do all those logistical things. It makes him feel important. Also, while he’s driving is the best time to mention the car needs gas, oil or water. Car maintenance things make them feel like we need them. Not to mention, they can’t trust you to put in the right weight of oil, amount of water, or type of gas. Pretend you need them. It comes in very handy. DO’S: DO keep a Tupperware bowl with a shaker spout filled with sand in the car, out of sight. You can always sprinkle sand in his toolbox, boots or lunch. He won’t suspect you because he’s on the Island and sand happens. This way you can be assured he’ll experience intense irritation that cannot be traced to you. What is better than that? DO keep a tube of lipstick that is NOT your color in the car. If you’ve screwed up and need to distract him from being justifiably angry at you, smear some of that lipstick on his collar or shoulder and just when he gets in the door and starts revving up for the fight, shout, “Hold on Mac!

By Sally Flynn

WHAT IS LIPSTICK DOING ON YOUR COLLAR?” He’ll have no idea, so he’ll get befuddled, and since men can’t multi-task or multi-think, he’ll be too worried about explaining the lipstick to yell about the broken bumper. Devious? Yes. Underhanded? Yes. Effective? Big yes. DO keep some empty beer cans and a small zip-lock bag full of cigarette butts in the car. In the event you have a small accident, park the car around the corner from your house, right where you think your man would park it if he was trying to hide it from you. Fill the ashtray with the cig butts and toss the beer cans on the floor on the passenger side. Go home and ask your man if he lent the car to one of his friends. He’ll say no. Tell him the car is missing! When he calls the police, they’ll find the car close by, with nothing missing, and a little damage. It will look like some kids took it for a joyride. Be sure to act very angry and upset about the damage. The more he has to calm you down, the less upset he’ll be about the car. Most men would rather face a stampede of elephants or hold a tiger by the tail than deal with a hysterical woman. They can’t stand it. When we’re angry or upset, it doesn’t matter where they are in the house. They can feel our emotions right through the walls, and they have to calm us down or leave. Hysterical upset trumps car damage every time. Remember, cars are to men what jewelry is to us. That’s right, viable as weapons or rewards in the war of the sexes.


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write about the pointlessness of war. “The next time we have a war, the big shots are going to send out the little shots just like they did before. They’ll be brave, but they’ll still get killed. What’s the point? The whole thing makes me want to throw up.” Well, okay, that’s not going to make much difference either. Here is how the reviewer for Kirkus finished his piece about IN THE HAMPTONS.

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“...Redolent of saltwater and printers’ ink — perfectly suited for comfortable days at the beach.” Well, I’ve done my best. I’ve retold some of the best stories I know, and I’ve written some other stories that have never been told before. Why not pre-order IN THE HAMPTONS from BookHampton, East End Books, Barnes and Noble, Amazon.com or any other place

that sells books before they run out? Go ahead. It’ll cost you big-time, maybe 25 bucks. And some day we can raise a glass to William Allen White, the late Sage of Emporia, for what he did to cut a path for me even though I’d never heard of him. He may have been better than I by a mile. And that’s okay. But he knew squat about the Hamptons. Click here. Hey. Who cut that link? •

to himself.

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ues to purchase more and more buildings in East Hampton Village, has lost his fight to prevent the United States Polo Association from using logos that resemble his company’s trademark logo. The two organizations have been fighting about this for over two decades. Can’t win ‘em all, Ralph. * * * Paris Hilton has announced that she will participate in a new reality show on MTV. The premise — the hotel heiress needs to find a new BFF. Hilton will be living under the same roof with 20 potential best friends, who will compete to earn her loyalty and friendship. * * * Simon, Paula and Randy would have been proud as the second annual Hampton Idol competition, organized by Southampton Town Youth Services, displayed some of the Hamptons finest high school talent. Stephanie DiCapula of East Quogue took first place with her rendition of Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You,” and Lauren Volz was runner-up with her performance of Rascall Flatt’s “Bless the Broken Road.” * * * The charges against North Haven’s Richard Gere for kissing Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty at an event in India last year have been suspended indefinitely. The Buddhist actor can now travel to the country, but must keep his lips

* * * Speaking of Buddhists, Hamptons regular Anna Wilding’s film Buddha Wild Monk in a Hut, which explores the culture and monastic lives of missionary monks, is one of 65 films accepted into the KIDS FIRST! Film Festival,

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Alexandria of Hugo Black, who agreed to see him, but then told him he had no interest in the case. “Mr. Justice, you shock me. That’s all I can say to you,” Royall said as he left. Royall then tried to contact Justice Felix Frankfurter, another prominent member of the court. But Frankfurter was not home. Finally, he went to the home of Justice Owen Roberts who said, “I do think you’ve got something here that should be reviewed.” First, however, Roberts told Royall that he would have to have a decision from a lower court. Royall, within the hour, got a decision upholding the President’s tribunal from a lower court in the DC district. Thus Royall, later in the day, was able to return with a decision to be appealed. Roberts accepted it. He now contacted the others by phone, and by the next day returned with the hurry-up ruling that in wartime it would be legal for President Roosevelt to create this special court in these special circumstances. He also said that though the Supreme Court didn’t have time to write up this decision, they would do so in October after the trial ended and when they returned from summer vacation. The trial went on for four more days. During the last two of these days, the court agreed to a “special request” from George Dasch, the leader of the saboteurs, who wanted to argue that far from being a saboteur, he, along with

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fast and seamlessly. I know this is America, and the deal is that it’s the land of opportunity so we can all get ahead. I think we all wish that we could be members of this members only club. Although certainly it’s been said, in anger by some guy this past week after the closing was announced, that the rich are all welcome to live down there with caviar and champagne and white glove service getting driven around, and that’s where they belong. But that’s just sour grapes, if you ask me. The Hamptonia Subway Club is looking for several assistant managers. Also a spa manager and a world-class chef. I think Daniel Bolud is involved. A small part of it — I think

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Peter Burger, having turned in the others, should be regarded as American heroes. He had, in jail awaiting trial, written a document making this case. Could he read it? Of course, the judges said. Royall, on Dasch’s behalf, then asked that the court order a clerk to read this 212-page single spaced longhand written document. Although the court was taken aback by its size, they couldn’t back out now. And so, they had it read aloud by a tag-team of readers over the next day and a half. In the end, the military jury ordered that six of the eight saboteurs be put to death and the other two, George Dasch and Peter Berger, be given life sentences. So that is what was done. Roosevelt was furious about the two that were left to live out their lives, but he could not change the decision. Instead, Roosevelt made sure that the jailers would simply throw away the key. Thus the landing of some German saboteurs in Amagansett intending to blow things up in America led to the creation of another “military tribunal” today, in the upcoming trial of the Al Qaeda six in an American courtroom sometime in 2009, long after Mr. Bush has left office. It will have been eight years since 9/11. The outcome of this trial will be crafted by a new American president, from a decision made by the previous American president during the last lame duck year of his presidency. Thus are the legacies of administrations built. •

the part up in North Sea — is going to be an underground private golf course. The North Sea Platform is going to have tennis courts. There’s also hundreds and hundreds of jobs they want to fill, if you’re interested. I think the place is going to reopen for Memorial Day. But if you do join, you have to know that you’re not allowed to talk to the press about the club. It’s a rule. Which, I guess, kind of means I’ve broken the law. Well, maybe the State will step in and buy it. They should, if you ask me. We really need this thing. Anyway, somebody’s coming, so I’ve got to go. Bye.

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the floor while holding my breath. The managers of the restaurant started to get annoyed. It was late at this point and they wanted to go home. Just find it already or leave, they were thinking. I picked through toilet paper and wet paper towels. I was at a loss. If I didn’t hear the clank of the ring after dumping it all on the floor, what was the point of even looking? But without hesitation, I unraveled every piece of paper towel just to be sure. And then my moment of victory came. In slow motion, the ring came out of a paper

towel and clanked on the floor and I felt like I had just hit the jackpot in Las Vegas. It must have slipped off Tom’s hand while he was drying his hands. “I GOT IT! I GOT IT!” I shouted. With the Chariots of Fire theme music playing, I ran down the hallway of Il Capuccino and placed the ring into the palm of Tom’s hand. The whole family roared in a cheer. Tom’s wife was now smiling, and because of the smile, her sadness tears looked like tears of joy. “I owe you one man, oh dude, I owe you one,” Tom said. It’s the little things I guess.


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to argue that it is because of these things that we have attracted such a great number of artists, filmmakers, writers and billionaires in recent years — just so they can all share this with us. In spite of it all, there still remain parcels of land that should be saved but our town fathers say are just plain too expensive, even for the transfer tax. There is a piece of land that just became a matter of concern in Georgica on Lily Pond Lane, for example. It’s about 12 acres. But the community says, well, we’ll have to pass. It’s too rich for the transfer tax program. There are limited resources. And it’s true, but we should make use of the money to buy other things. Now, however, and quite suddenly, our town fathers have been persuaded by people unknown to look at this another way. They read the law founding this preservation fund word for word, looking for nuances and interpretations. The wording reads that this money is to be used for open space preservation, but there is a clause in there saying that some of the funds can be used for costs that come up to administer and take care of what is being saved. Well, the police department has to drive through or alongside there and look out over it to make sure everything is OK. There are kids that sometimes play in this open space. Maybe some of the money could be used to pay for some of the deficits that come up in the school budgets. A judge looked at this interpretation and shot it down.

Just this past week, there were people demonstrating in front of Westhampton Beach Town Hall saying the bits of money that were actually used by the Hampton Bays School District to fund their shortfall should have been considered for a similar shortfall in another part of the town. How could this be? Well, those who are looking for ways to dip into these funds have stepped one step back from this defeat and then have taken two steps forward. They have authorized a PILOT program for a year, whereby some of these preservation funds COULD be used to patch up education shortfalls under certain circumstances having to do with proximity to the Pine Barrens and percentages of farmland saved. Also this week, there are the beginnings of an investigation in East Hampton Town to see just how that town has paid out funds to “administer” the preservation tax account. Are there expense accounts involved? Administrators get hungry. Are building projects being funded by this? We need buildings to house administrators. Has some of the money been used to fix up roads? People have to drive over smooth roads to get to some of these saved parcels. We shall see. The whole thing puts one in mind of the time, a generation ago, when our governor wanted to put in OTB. Those were different

times then. Downtowns were shut down on Sundays so people could go to church. Gambling was a sin. Rockefeller promised that all the money raised would go to education in the state. So the people relented. It was for the children. That lasted about three years. Is any OTB money going to education today? Not a dime. So many people got their hands into the OTB money, they just threw it into the general fund to save paperwork tracking where it went. It is there today. This is, in my opinion, a very bad place that our leaders are taking us. What should come after farm preservation and open land preservation is historic preservation and wildlife preservation. We’ve spent many years abusing this beautiful place. We should use the money for pollution cleanup or for burying all the power lines underground, or cleaning up our harbors and fields, or for creating bike and walking trails. You want to see this place go to hell in a handbasket? Use it to patch up every budget that our Town Halls and Village Halls fail to keep under control. What the hell? We need new municipal buildings, new uniforms, new everything, and right there, there it is, just waiting for us to put our hands in. It will become a free-for-all. What did it used to be used for? Farm and • open space preservation? Oh yeah.

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Photo Page Editor: Maria Tennariello

LONGHOUSE RESERVE HONORS EDWARD ALBEE LongHouse Reserve honored Edward Albee on his 80th birthday at the venerable Cherry Lane Theatre where Mr. Albee read seven monologues from his plays. Guests mingled with Edward as he blew out his candles on his magnificent Sylvia Weinstock birthday cake. Happy Birthday Edward!

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Lisa de Kooning

Sondra Gillman, Celso M. Gonzalez-Falla

Jadranka Kero, Neda Young, Ljiljana Vinkovic, Matko Tomicic

Barbara Press, Peter Olsen, Ayse Kenmore

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NEW-YORK HISTORICAL SOCIETY Howard Kissell hosted "In ALL Kander...and Ebb", part of The New-York Historical Society’s' series of concerts on great composing artists of the musical theater. Pamela Hunt directed the evening.

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BROADWAYS DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES

PATRICK STEWART HONORED

A Drama Desk luncheon-panel discussion at Sardi's in New York featured actors from two current Broadway plays focusing on dysfunctional families. From the revival of Harold Pinter's "The Homecoming" were Ian McShane and Raul Esparza, while Randi Patrick Stewart was honored with The John Reed, Sally Murphy and Amy Morton represented Tracy Letts’ acclaimed drama "August: Osage County." Gielgud Award. Whoopi Goldberg, F. Murray Abraham, Joel Grey, Emanuel Ax, and Michael Kahn gave special tributes.

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Co-Chairs: Susan Davis, Nancy Hardy

Jeanine Johnson, Tommy Hill, Jeanie Edington

Leif Bringslimark, Joy Marks

Dennis & Alicia Longwell, Trustee Tim Davis

Over 350 people enjoyed the annual “Spring Fling”, at The Parrish. It was an evening of dining, “fabulous getaways” silent auction and live entertainment with disco dancing by Todd Barrie Music to benefit the Parrish Art Museum. The community celebration took place during the annual School Art Festival, exhibiting works from young artists in the local school districts. Steve Defino & Amy Attanasio

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For the fifth year in a row, The Parrish Art Museum’s Business Council held its annual wine tasting event at the Museum. Council members and their guests mingled while enjoying live jazz music, sampling delicious hors d’oeuvres supplied by several local purveyors, and wine tastings provided by several East End vineyards.

The Southampton Inn hosted the annual Southampton Chamber of Commerce Membership Dinner with a special multi course dinner created by four star chef Peter Dunlop. Guest speaker Southampton Town Supervisor Linda Kabot spoke on current initiatives of the board to a crowd of over 120 guests and Millie Fellingham drew the 50-50 raffle, which was won by John Wegorzewski, who generously donated part of his winnings back to the organization. The evening also celebrated the 5th Anniversary of Southampton Youth Services.

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Jack Rist, Peggy Winters, Phil Tierney

Sue Ellen Hoiles, Linda Waters, Pamela Topham

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Harry Nelson, Kathy Kennedy

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Dan’s North Fork

The Show Must Go On, But Where? North Fork Community Theatre Group In Search Of New Place To Put On Shows Theatre Group solvent and vibrant for a long time into the future. She is hoping to attract people with very deep pockets, plus casual residents who may have a love of the performing arts manifested in local community theatre productions. These types of people are competitively sought after, meaning their work will be cut out for them. Grants are currently welcome in order to combat the large cost of the initial purchase or lease and we here at the paper are encouraging you to do what you can for the theatre group. There is nothing more unique then going to see a production of a show or play and watching your neighbors up on stage giving it their all. It’s a bonding experience; it truly brings a community together, lifting the soul. The feeling one gets after exiting a great show performed by the community one lives in always somehow enhances the feeling of commitment and enjoyment of the community. It is a special feeling only live theatre can bring, a live energy. It’s in this spirit the board members of the North Fork Community Theatre group marches into a commitment to keep a long tradition going. They are actively seeking volunteers and new members to help in this noble effort. The goal is to get as many neighbors involved because in the end it enhances the experience of living and appreciating the high quality of living that the North Fork gives. In their recent show, “The Fantasticks,” one of Broadway’s longest running plays, the old actor says as he exits forever, “Remember me under the lights.”

scope of what a group like the North Fork Community Theatre can manage. One seller wanted at least market value, which is understandable but unfortunate. Mr. Hipp reportedly believes that finding a location marks a start of a process to creating a suitable home. He explained there are no leases or sales being negotiated, however he is out looking for the best possible option in his judgment. Hipp said that the Southold Free Library is very supportive of the efforts and needs of the North Fork Community Theatre, however decisions have to be made on all levels to deal with perhaps the next 50 years. Beodeker agrees with Kalich, who wants not only to raise money to purchase and renovate the new facility, but to somehow create new income streams to keep the North Fork Community

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By T.J. Clemente In the words of the old actors when faced with certain calamities it always was, “The show must go on,” but after 2012, where? That’s the million-dollar question facing the North Fork Community Theatre zealots. For years the group has been very happy using a building owned by the Mattituck Presbyterian Church. But it has now been made known that the church has other plans for that building after 2012. This year marks the North Fork Community Theatre’s 50th Anniversary and the most pressing long-range problem is where the group will call home in 2012. In a campaign to raise money to be ready to explore all options Mary Motto Kalich has launched an effort that has energized the group. Finance Committee Co-Chairman Bob Beodeker is aiming his efforts at being in the best financial position to bring forth a well financed effort, even if the final cost will tally in the “millions.” Mike Hipp, a North Fork Community Theatre Group Board of Directors member, has been out scouting suitable locations, however, for the most part all the locations will need large-scale renovations. The First Baptist Church in Cutchogue and another location, a building on Traveler Street in Southold owned by the Southold Free Library, are up for consideration as a home for the group. Sites that were eliminated consist of the Goldin Furniture building in Greenport, along with the Peconic School. It seems that the cost of much of the real estate for such a theatre home is beyond the


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Dan’s North Fork OVER

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Finger Lakes Riesling Impresses Wine Spectator On the North Fork, Riesling lovers have great options for wine. There is Paumanok Vineyards, Peconic Bay Winery, Jamesport Vineyards and a few others. But I don’t know anyone who thinks Riesling is the grape that shines the brightest locally. For consistently delicious Riesling, we’re better off looking west, but not too far. Much like merlot is considered Long Island’s top grape, the classic Riesling grape rules the Finger Lakes region, leading to what many consider the best Riesling in the United States. What makes the Finger Lakes region so special for this particular grape? Well, all things being considered, classic vinifera grapes shouldn’t even grow well there. Cold, harsh winters are an almost-yearly reality and “winter kill” vine damage is always a concern. Luckily, for those of us who enjoy the fresh, aromatic wines made in the region — and those growing and making them — those same lakes that give the region its name make classic wine production possible. These extremely deep, narrow lakes gather and hold a significant amount of heat in the warm summer season to extend the grape-growing season into the fall, just enough to ripen grapes as well as protect vineyards against potentially catastrophic early frosts. Recently, James Molesworth, on WineSpectator.com rated several Finger Lakes

Riesling well in the high 80s — with Anthony Road Winery’s 2006 Semi-Dry Riesling garnering an 89 score. Several wines were awarded 88-point scores, including Atwater Estate Vineyards 2006 Riesling, Chateau Lafayette Reneau 2006 Johannisberg Riesling, Fox Run Vineyard’s 2006 Riesling Reserve, Red Newt Cellars 2006 Reserve Riesling, Anthony Road Winery’s 2006 Dry Riesling and Atwater Estate Vineyards 2006 Dry Riesling. Several wines also received scores between 85 and 87.

Some of the region’s best-known producers, wineries like Dr. Konstantin Frank Vinifera Wine Cellars and Hermann J. Weimer Vineyard, aren’t included, but my guess is that they didn’t submit wines for review. It’s interesting that with so many wines so close, none of the wines tasted received a 90 score or higher. That’s probably because Wine Specator doesn’t truly taste wines blindly — tasters are told the name of the grape they’re tasting and the region the wines come from. What would happen if you put one of that 89-point Riesling from Anthony Road into a German Riesling bottle? I think you might see a different score. Riesling isn’t the only grape that excels in the Finger Lakes though. I’ve tasted some terrific Gewurztraminer and a couple Sauvignon Blancs and Pinot Gris wines that impressed me. Historically, most of the red wines have been a bit thin and under ripe, (there’s a reason that several upstate wineries buy Long Island fruit and juice to make their reds) but the same climate changes that have led to some of the hottest seasons on record here on Long Island — 2005 and 2007 — have enabled Finger Lakes vintners to produce some good reds — particularly from the Cabernet Franc grape. I just hope that they don’t stop focusing on Riesling — theirs are some of my favorite wines, period.

North Fork Events FRIDAY, MARCH 21

Society presents ‘The Many Histories of the Peconic Bay Scallop,’ with John Holzapfel. Discussion includes current restoration efforts such as recent county initiative to bring bay scallop back to Peconic. Free. RSVP. 631477-3800.

WOODCOCK WALK WITH TOM DAMIANI- At 6 p.m. enjoy the Woodcock Walk with Tom Damiani; observe spectacular aerial mating displays of the male woodcock. Tom gives short presentation at Red House, Inlet Pond County Park, Route 48, Greenport; then carpool to Arshamomaque Preserve on Chapel Lane in Greenport to view displays. 631-275-3202, birdspeak@aol.com.

ONGOING EVENTS

SATURDAY, MARCH 22 ROLLING STONES TRIBUTE SHOW- At 8 p.m. check out the Rolling Stones Tribute Show with the Ultimate Stones Band, with guests Union Jack, at VailLeavitt Music Hall, Riverhead. Tickets: advance, $18, 631-369-5877; at door, $20. 631-727-5782, www.vailleavitt.org. PICTURE FRAMING WORKSHOP- From 1-3 p.m. go to the picture framing workshop at East End Arts Council, Riverhead, with Frank Miragliotta, includes basic techniques, where to purchase supplies and inexpensive equipment at wholesale prices, how to work with a ready-made frame, how to cut double mat for odd-sized art and how to save on custom framing. Registration: 631-369-2171.

SUNDAY, MARCH 23 LONG ISLAND SCIENCE- 11 a.m.-4 p.m. check out Bone Up on Bones at Long Island Science Center, 11 West Main St., Riverhead; Learn about our internal framework, handle bone replicas, measure real bones, see bones of animals, make skeleton and have tasty calcium-rich snack to take home. Admission: adults, $2; children, $5. 631-208-8000, www.lisciencecenter.org. WINE AND CHEESE PAIRING- Lieb Family

Cellars wine and cheese pairing from 1 - 4 p.m. Located at 35 Cox Neck Rd, Mattituck. 631-734-1100.

UPCOMING EVENTS THE NORTH FORK AUDUBON SOCIETY- At 8 a.m. on Tuesdays with Tom Damiani, visit various local birding “hot spots” including Dune Road on South Fork, with Tom, in search of wintering birds; dress appropriately for weather. Meet for carpooling at Red House, Inlet Pond County Park, Greenport. Nonmembers, $5. 631-275-3202, birdspeak@aol.com. MARCH 29, OYSTERPONDS HISTORICAL SOCIETY- At 4 p.m. the Oysterponds Historical

WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-4467764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 7272072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-4772385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CAROUSEL – The Greenport Village carousel in Mitchell Park is open Saturdays, Sundays and school holidays from 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. information on the park can be found by calling 631-477-2200. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-1377.


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North Fork Libraries And Their Commitment Libraries On The North Fork Show Their Commitment To Youths By Offering Homework Help By Phyllis Lombardi It happened quite regularly. I’d be doing my grade or high school homework at our dining room table when my father would pull up a chair and sit beside me. Maybe it was long division, perhaps reading about the Articles of Confederation, or I might be trying to locate some tiny country in my geography book. My father helped me with my spelling, reading and writing homework. Oh, he was good. And he attributed that to years of classes in Latin and Greek. If I ever disappointed him scholastically, it was in my failure to study Greek. Well, Dad isn’t around to help anymore. But I’m hardly ever faced with a long division problem. Tiny countries in a geography book? Most of them have different names now. Like Czechoslovakia. I never could spell it and now I don’t have to.

Now if I were a kid with some homework problems, I’d head to the Riverhead Free Library on Court Street. While they don’t have a dining room table or a loving father to sit beside a struggling student, they do provide something really good in the way of homework help. That’s simply what it’s called. Homework Help. In its second year, the free program is for students (grades 5-12) who live, or go to school, in Riverhead. It is directed by librarian Laura LaSita who’s in charge of teen programs at the library. Laura’s delight was obvious as she introduced me to Mary Kromhout, the thrice-certified teacher who works her magic with the students. Ms. K.’s certifications are impressive: social studies, elementary education, reading K-12. And she was a physics major at Southampton College. Ms. K. and I walked to the Youth Program room where Homework Help students meet each week. A brightly lit room with windows looking out to a sunny late afternoon. Tables arranged in a semi-circle accommodated several students and their pens, paper, note cards, calculators – all that scholarly stuff. Students sign in on Homework Help day (Thursdays, 3-5 p.m.). The number of young people varies, Ms. K said. Lots of students come just before Regents exams or other state tests. Who can blame ’em? And there are some rules. Like no cell phones. Guess most of us can manage that for two hours. The students themselves? Let’s meet some. Rose Bake is a senior at Riverhead High School. Her guidance counselor suggested the homework program to Rose who is working hard on her expository reading and writing skills. At one point Rose looked up from her reading and said, “It’s not that bad of an article.” Sounds like a faint praise but Rose understood what she read and there were smiles all around. Then there’s Riverhead High School junior, Doug Gaul. Doug’s a busy guy. Lots of his time is spent as

a member to the NJROTC program at his school. Every now and then Doug needs a little help with his math. And he has chemistry Regents coming up. Only thing worse than that is the physics Regents. Believe me, I know. Good luck, Doug. Finally, say hello to Al Carini. Al, a high school junior, is home-taught. Right off, he set the stage. “I pretty much might know how to do this, but you can help.” They talked variables, exponents, co-efficients. I might add there seems to be one skill Ms. K. could

not assist Al with – Al plays the bagpipes and Ms. K., a good teacher, knows her limitations, (although Ms. K. does play the clarinet). But back to math. “Would you explain that again?” Al asked. Of course Ms. K would. This time Al got it and spoke those teacher-thrilling words. “Oh gosh, I didn’t even notice that.” The next response from Al seems to sum up all the reasons for the Homework Help program at the library. “Let me think,” he said. Oh, Al, that’s exactly right, let us think.

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The Dawn of Another Day Camp

Photos by Susan M. Galardi

It seems like the folks on Buckskill Road are always getting yelled at for something. When Buckskill Winter Club decided to create ice skating facilities a few years back their neighbors were up in arms. There were complaints about the traffic, the children and the sound of machinery humming at all hours of day and night. The Winter Club has spent years defending the facilities, but since they operated it without receiving a Certificate of Occupancy for the rink the Town has shut them down. Just down the road there was a minute spark of a controversy when The Racquet Club of East Hampton decided they could do better if they turned their tennis club into a summer camp. With the name Hampton Country Day Camp, they put their initial plans into action in 2006, but now it seems like the operation is going to go forward. At a Town hearing last week, neighbors voiced their opinions on the change of zoning. Like always, some of the residents were for the camp, others were against it. The racquet club people took all the concerns into consideration and have altered their plan to meet requirements of the Town and soon it seems like they’ll be able to break ground on the project, which is supposed to take four years to complete. The camp is designed to host 360 kids and 90 counselors on a daily basis from the end of June to the end of August. Some residents were upset about the potential traffic problems that could occur during the morning drop-off and the afternoon pick-up. But a full

traffic survey that was conducted determined that there will not be any real impact on the driving conditions on or around Buckskill Road. Along with traffic, there has been an argument about the noise. The sounds of 360 children yelling and screaming with joy as they hit their first T-ball, swim their first lap, serve their first ace. Well, if you live within earshot of the new facilities, you also live within earshot of the East Hampton Airport and noise is part of your life. Any number of complaints can be made but not much is going to come of it – just ask the neighbors of Sportime in Amagansett. They sent out petitions and all that jazz but their pleas fell

on deaf ears. With this camp looking to pull in over 360 students the question could be raised: How many camps do we need in the Hamptons? While it seems like there are plenty here already that teach tennis, swimming, teamwork, acting and the arts, obviously there appears to be a need for more. And the need may be well founded. Any parent on the East End, local or summerfolk, will tell you that you must plan ahead if you want to get your child into a “good� camp – some of them fill up by the end of March. It may be an indicator of the burgeoning population on the East End. But that is a different article. In any case, camps are an incredibly important aspect of the summer on the East End. Say what you want about parents abandoning their children for the day as they shop, tan and drink Mai Tais all afternoon, but it’s in camps like this one where children learn sportsmanship, communal existence, athleticism, the arts and many of other rudimentary skills that contribute to a solid base for their futures. The only real downside with this new camp for the average East End resident is that there are going to be a lot more parents milling about town with nothing to do. Maybe we should make a camp for adults too? – Christian McLean

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Dan’s Papers Summer Camp Guide KIDSTAGE – July & August, ages 4-16. Let your children experience the possibilities! Week-long theatre, Shakespeare and ballet camps. Located at the Westhampton Beach Performing Art Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. Call 631-288-2350, ext. 102, or visit www.whbpac.org. KIDSUMMER ART CAMP – Ages 6-11. Five 1-week sessions featuring painting, sculpture, drawing, photography, printmaking and textiles, plus day trips, performances & outdoor activities. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Monday-Friday. Located at the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Call 631-283-2118, ext. 30 or visit www.parrishart.org.

10-1 or 10-2:30 • Ages 3-13 • Separated by age • Safe, structured and fun gymnastics classes for boys and girls, ages 12 months - 17 years. • Summer schedule runs from June 30th - Aug. 30th

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KINDERCAMP AT THE CHILDREN’S SCHOOL – Eight-week summer camp program for kids ages 3-5. The best summer experience on the East End, from bugs and sea creatures to local artists and farm life. Located at Stony Brook Southampton, 239 Montauk Highway, Southampton. Call 631-632-8000. PATHFINDER COUNTRY DAY CAMP – Ages 3-12. Specializing in developing camping skills. American Red Cross Swim instruction, heated pool, basketball, baseball, archery, kayaking, canoeing, sailing, drama, tennis, arts and crafts, cookouts and more. Located on Second House Road,

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ATLANTIS MARINE WORLD CAMP – Ages 4-14. Explore the wonders of the marine environment on a tour boat adventure to a deserted island, close encounters with aquatic creatures, canoeing, kayaking, a Shark Dive and more. Located 431 East Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631208-9200 or visit . BROOKHAVEN COUNTRY DAY CAMP – Situated on 24 manicured acres and a mile-long lake, Brookhaven Country Day Camp serves ages 3-15. Located on Long Island Avenue in Yaphank. Call 631-924-4033 or email bcdaycamp@aol.com. CAMP KAROLE – Ages 3-11. 8, 4 & 1-week sessions. Sports, swimming instruction and free swim, great trips, drama, pony rides, Friday Shabbat and much more. All are welcome. Located at the Jewish Center of the Hamptons, 44 Woods Lane, East Hampton. Call 631-324-3510 or email . CAMP GOOD GRIEF – July 21-25. Ages 4-15. A summer day camp sponsored by East End Hospice for children who have experienced a loss. Located at St. Gabriel’s Spiritual Center for Youth, 64 Burns Road, Shelter Island. Call 631-288-8400. CHILDHOOD MEMORIES CAMP – Playful music and arts programs take children on imaginative journeys filled with songs, stories, games, puppets, dress-up, dance and arts & crafts. 1) Little Travelers for ages 3-5 Monday, Wednesday & Fridays 9:30 a.m.-noon. “Visit” local sites – a zoo, garden, pet store, farm, circus, beach and food fair. 2) World Travelers for ages 5-8 Tuesdays & Thursdays 9:30 a.m.-noon. “Explore” exotic countries around the world. Very flexible age groupings and scheduling. “Drop-ins” always welcome. Call 917-538-5049 or email info@childhoodmemories.com. CLIFF DRYSDALE TENNIS CAMP – June 16-29. Ages 5-15. Learn the game or improve performance on the court. Adventure Camp is fun in the sun for young children and includes sports, arts and crafts and games. Located at Southampton Racquet Club, 665 Majors Path, Southampton. Call 631-283-5444 or visit cliffdrysdale.com CMEE AVIATION CAMP – July 14-18. Ages 13-15. Explore the world of aviation while building self-confidence and self esteem with the knowledge of exciting career options. Call 631-537-8250 or visit . CMEE HIP HOP DANCE CAMP – July 28-August 1, August 4-8. Ages 5-10. Performers from the Hip-Hop Theater Festival aim to invigorate the fields of theater and hip-hop by nurturing the creation of innovative work. Call 631-537-8250 or visit . CMEE RECORDING STUDIO CAMP – July 7-18 (2week sessions). Ages 11-12. Learn to write songs like a professional with singer songwriter Inda Eaton. Each student will write, perform and record their own song on to a CD and have the opportunity to showcase their work. Call 631537-8250 or visit . FLIP-FLOP GYMNASTICS CAMP – July 9September 1. Sign up now. Offering Parent & Me, Preschool, Recreation, Beginner and Advanced gymnastics classes. Located at Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. Call (631) 288-2845 or visit www.flip-flopgymnastics.com. FUTURE STARS SPORTS CAMPS – June 16-August 29, ages 6-16. Weekly sessions. Tennis camp at Sandy Hollow Tennis Club in Southampton and Green Hollow Tennis Club in East Hampton, soccer, basketball & multisports camp at Southampton Recreation Center and golf & tennis camp at Pine Hills Country Club in Manorville. Call 914-273-8500. GABBY’S INSPIRATION SUMMER DAY CAMP – Ages 5-13. Every day is a celebration of mind, body and spirit. Located at Southampton Recreation Center, 1370A Majors Path, Southampton. Call 631-726-6364. CAMP GAN ISRAEL – July 8-August 19. Ages 2 1/2-12. Sports, tennis, music, swimming, culinary arts, drama, art yoga, Jewish culture, great trips and much more. Warm nurturing staff. Visit www.CampGanIsraelSouthampton.com, email ckonikov@yahoo.com or call 631-680-6140. HAMPTON COUNTRY DAY CAMP – Ages 3-13. A unique camp experience in a beautiful country setting, the perfect environment for children to play, explore and make friends. Outstanding athletics and professional instruction in swimming, arts and theater. Call 631-537-1770 or visit www.hamptoncountrydaycamp.com.

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Stories from Around the Campfire Like adults who live their lives for Fridays at five, there are some kids who start school in September counting down the days to summer camp. Whether it means taking a break from the ‘rents for a while, being able to raise hell and stay up late with friends, doing all sports all the time, or meeting new kids, camping is a much anticipated chunk of childhood. Some of us at Dan’s Papers are hardly strangers to the camp experience, although the experiences themselves may have been strange. And as we recount some of our memories of summer days, we ask our readers to take a moment to recall their own defining moments from summer vacation. “I went to a week-long basketball camp at Stony Brook Southampton (back when it was Long Island University) with five of my friends when we were in middle school. We slept in the dorms and felt so cool and grown up.” – Janine Cheviot, Features Editor “One of my favorite camp pastimes was dance class. As a group, we would select a song and practice new dance moves – however silly or challenging. That summer we danced to “Circle of Life” from The Lion King. We made costumes and props and before I knew it, it was Family Fun Night and I was able to show my parents what I worked so hard on for the past six weeks. All the parents had fun and took pictures and now I will always cherish the framed photo

of me as a hyena.” – Victoria L. Cooper, Coordinating Editor “I always had the sinking feeling that I was far too neurotic to go to camp. I preferred staying home reading grammar books, or swatting flies on the back porch in Pittsburgh (both great preparation for a career in publishing). I eschewed a Girl Scout sleepover because one of my troop leaders smoked – unacceptable by my standards. But one summer two of my older siblings had to go to summer school, so my mother made me go, too. The food smelled funny.” – Susan Galardi, Managing Editor

“I went to the Dude Ranch – I don’t remember where it was – when I was about 11 years old. I couldn’t swim but I jumped into the water and started to go down. At first I panicked, then it all became very peaceful, and somebody pulled me out. Right after that I learned how to swim. And I got both of my sons involved in swim lessons before they could walk.” – Kathy Rae, Publisher “I went to Camp Normandie on Lake Champlain when I was eleven years old. It was a water skiing camp, and I spent all week trying to get up on one ski instead of two. My second to last day I did it, and the entire camp cheered when they saw me up. I haven’t been able to get up on one ski since. But I’ll never forget how loud my cabin mates screamed when they heard the news, you would have thought I had just won the Olympics.” – David Lion Rattiner, Montauk Pioneer Managing Editor/Danshamptons.com Editor “When I was 8 or 9, I went to a day camp in Queens. I loved it. I learned to swim that summer, and I went out on a sailboat for the first time in my life. I remember going under the Whitestone Bridge, feeling the boat on the waves, and actually smelling the sea. It was such a great experience. I couldn’t wait until the bus came in the morning and I could go – I think my mother felt the same way...” – Richard Swift, Advertising Director – Susan Galardi

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Short Term Camps: A Quick Burst of Summer Fun While many parents opt for the 2-month long summer camp, there are many other options that are targeted to a child’s special interests or needs. Some short-term summer day camps offer a weeklong blast of fun for East End kids and teens; others teach children coping skills for more serious life experiences A short-term camp provides kids the Time 4 Teens, Shelter Island chance to make local friends and have a great experience without the time commitment, or financial investment that a summer-long session demands. Of course, just because these camps are short on length doesn’t mean they’re short on the depth of experience. From a science adventure that gets kids in touch with local ecosystems, to a farm where kids can spend the morning tending ponies and the afternoon on jet-skis, to a chance for bereaved youngsters to build coping skills that will last a lifetime, these short term specialty camps prove that a lot can happen in a week. The Marine Museum Ocean Fun Days Camp offers local youth from ages 6-12 an opportunity to learn about the local marine environment and the history of native ecoloTeens at Camp Good Grief

gy on the East End. Activities include on-site programs at the Marine Museum in Amagansett as well as hiking and beach activities that bring kids into touch with the natural environment. The camp fee is $200 per weeklong session. Campers ages 6-8 can attend the week of July 7-11 or July 21-25. Campers ages 912 can attend July 14-18 or July 28-August 1. For more on the Museum, visit easthamptonhisCamp Good Grief, Shelter Island tory.org. For camp registration and information, contact the East Hampton Historical Society at (631) 324-6850. The Art Farm in Bridgehampton offers a variety of programs ranging from a Mommy & Me playgroup to a water sports intensive for young teens. Campers at the Art Farm are treated to arts and sports activities, and given chances to interact with animals in an idyllic farm environment. In the Riders program, kids ages 8-15 learn and practice water sports like waterskiing and skatesurfing with trained instructors at local beaches. Students ages 8-11 can combine the Riders program with the on-campus Art Farm day camp for a half-day at each site. Camp starts June 30 and goes through August 22. Mommy & Me at Art Farm (continued on next page)

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Kids can sign up for sessions as short as one week in length: a week at the Art Farm costs $835, and a week in the Riders costs $1160. With both programs, campers who sign up for longer stretches pay less per week. For more, visit theartfarms.org, or call (631) 5371634. Camp Good Grief is a summer day camp for children and young teens who have experienced a loss. The bereavement camp is free, and children between the ages of 4-16 who have lost a person or persons close to them are eligible to attend. Each day, the 100+ campers attend sessions of group therapy and art therapy, choose from electives in sports and the arts, and come together for a camp-wide special event. Camp Good

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Grief is held at St. Gabriel’s Spiritual Retreat for Youth on Shelter Island, and busing to the facility is provided. Every staff member at the camp, including social workers, therapists and volunteers, has hospice training, and camp coordinator Sarah Zimmerman says the camp strives to teach children “a model of grief they can use for their whole life.” The 2008 session will run from July 21 through July 25. To read more, visit the camp’s website at eeh.org/campgoodgrief.html, or contact East End Hospice Bereavement Coordinator Sarah Zimmerman at (631) 288-8400 for enrollment. For older teenagers coping with loss, Time 4 Teens is another safe space for fun and counseling. Run by Southampton therapist and social worker Laraine

Gordon, Time 4 Teens is for youths aged 12-17, and offers a mixture of classic camp activities like sailing and kayaking alongside an innovative mix of therapy techniques including group discussion, transformational breathing, psychodrama, and other outlets for feelings and thoughts. Like Camp Good Grief, Time 4 Teens is at the St. Gabriel’s facility on Shelter Island, with busing available. The camp will take place over four days in August, with hours from 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. each day, and the participation fee is $25 per family. For more information, including pictures and video from last year’s camp, visit time4teens.org, or contact Laraine Gordon at (631) 338-7258 to register. – Megan Cohen

will perform Rumpelstilskin April 25 at 7 p.m. Located at the Westhampton Beach Performing Art Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. Call 631-288-2350, ext. 102, or visit www.whbpac.org. SOUND LEARNING AT STONY BROOK SCHOOL – July 20-August 2. 6-10th grades. Residential Academic Program with a focus on writing and electives in Visual Arts, Theater Arts, Robotics, and Marine Biology. Each day ends with a sunset sail. Located at 1 Chapman Parkway, Stony Brook. Call 631-751-1800, ext. 595. TENNIS CAMP — Moussa Drame is a popular pro tennis player who has a summer tennis camp on Shelter Island. The camp offers group and private lessons as well as junior programs, whether you want to play for fun or

perfect your game. Located at the Pridwin Hotel and the Dering Harbor Inn on Shelter Island. Call 917-209-6615. THE WHALE CAMP – Closely observe and study whales, dolphins, porpoises, seals and puffins in their natural habitat. With our planet in peril come experience the magic of our island and learn how you can help “save the humans!” Whale Camp is where explorations and inspiration abound. For more information call 610-399-1463 or visit www.whalecamp.com. WÖLFFER ESTATE STABLES – June-August. Offering enhanced summer programs for all levels of riders including Master’s Program, Mini-Master’s Program and Pony Camp. Lessons available year round. Located at 41 Narrow Lane East, Sagaponack. Call 631-537-2879, email mmcbrown@wolffer.com or visit www.wolfferestatestables.com.

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Montauk. Call 631-668-2080. PECONIC DUNES – Located on the beautiful North Fork of Long Island, Peconic Dunes is the perfect setting for learning about our Island’s bountiful natural resources while enjoying the great outdoors. The camp is a part of the Suffolk County park system and is operated by Cornell Cooperative Extension of Suffolk County. Call 631-727-7850. ROYAL TEEN TRAVEL CAMP – 5-10th grades. Where every day is a new adventure. Exciting day and overnight trips are the perfect setting for making friends and memories. Low camper-to-staff ratio. Call 631-672-8918 or visit www.royalteentravel.com. SCHOOL VACATION ADVENTURE THEATRE CAMP – April 21-25. Week-long theatre camp, campers

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Spicy Scents Make Safer Drivers The key to safer roads may lie in the scent of peppermint and cinnamon. A study conducted by Dr. Bryan Raudenbush, Director of Undergraduate Research and associate professor of psychology at Wheeling Jesuit University in Wheeling, West Virginia, found that drivers exposed to the scent of cinnamon and peppermint experienced increased alertness and reduced frustration behind the wheel. In Raudenbush’s study, participants engaged in simulated driving conditions were observed under three aromatic environments: cinnamon, peppermint, and neutral. These fragrances were introduced to drivers with an oxygen concentrator at a rate of 30 seconds every 15 minutes. Raudenbush’s findings, presented during the 2006 Third Annual Undergraduate Research Day in the Capitol Rotunda in Charleston, West Virginia, showed that peppermint scent was associated with decreased anxiety and frustration when driving. Both peppermint and cinnamon scent were associated with elevated alertness, reduced frustration, and decreased temporal demand while driving. Any morning commuter who’s running late can relate to throwing caution out the window in the mad rush to clock in on time. The frustration, anger, and anxiety drivers feel when running late for any event can lead to aggressive driving practices such as speeding, tailgating, dangerous passing, failure to yield right-of-way and disregard of traffic control devices. According to the National Safety Council,

these aggressive driving behaviors contribute to over 50% of all accidents. Sleepy driving is also extremely dangerous and surprisingly prevalent. The Gallup Organization’s 2002 National Survey of Distracted and Drowsy Driving Attitudes and Behaviors found that 37% of those polled had nodded off, at least momentarily, or fallen asleep at the wheel one or more times in their driving career. And 8% of those surveyed admitted to nodding off at the wheel in the past six months. The survey also revealed that over a five-year span, an estimated 800,000 to 1.88 million drivers had been in traffic accidents attributed to drowsy driving. Raudenbush believes his study’s findings suggest that peppermint and cinnamon scents may help reduce traffic accidents associated with frustration, fatigue and anxiety. In a prepared statement, Raudenbush concluded, “Periodic administration of these odors over long-term driving may prove beneficial in maintaining alertness and decreasing highway accidents and fatalities.” How can peppermint and cinnamon scents achieve these results? Dr. Alan Hirsch, Director of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago and author of What’s Your Food Sign? (Stewart, Tabori & Chang, Inc.) explains, “Peppermint and cinnamon both act as trigeminial irritants, which is the nerve that makes you cry when you cut an onion. The trigeminal nerve in turn stimulates the reticular activating system, which is

the part of the brain that makes you more awake and alert.” Hirsch links peppermint and cinnamon scents’ revitalizing effect to mitigation of frustration, noting, “When you get tired, you get more frustrated and irritable.” Drivers can experiment with peppermint and cinnamon scents on the go by using essential oils. These highly concentrated, volatile oils obtained through steam distillation of plants pack a walloping punch of natural fragrance that eclipses those of synthetically-scented cardboard air fresheners. Automotive diffusers plug directly into a car’s cigarette lighter and gently heat essential oils to release their fragrance. Hirsch also points out that drivers can “Chew a stick of peppermint gum, or have a peppermint candy. The odor molecules go through your nasal root . . . so you get that same smell, even more intensely, helping to induce the same degree of alertness.” Dr. J. Steven Poceta, however, cautions drivers against relying wholly on scents’ stimulating properties: “For sure, we know now, that except for certain medications which improve alertness and performance, the best thing to do if sleepy while driving is to pull over and sleep.” – Patrick Dougherty Patrick Dougherty has been involved in the natural health industry for five years, starting in R&D for a nutritional supplement manufacturer. He is currently Executive Editor of Energy Times.

“My son attended your art camp program… it was the best week he ever had! Your summer art camp is by far the most extraordinary program in the Hamptons. It exercises the children both physically and creatively. My little one came away every day bursting with ideas inspired by the wonder of what he’d been introduced to.” –Marianne Hudson, parent, New York City

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Welcome to Brooklyn: The Twilight Zone I know the column is called “When in Manhattan” but even those in Manhattan must head to Brooklyn on occasion to see something interesting. When you hit the other side of the East River you feel like you’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas, you just crossed over into The Twilight Zone…or Freddy’s Bar & Backroom. Channel 11 has been running “The Twilight Zone” marathons every New Year’s Day for as long as I can remember and every year I avoided watching what I thought were stodgy, hokey, black and white tales that would bore me to pieces. That changed this year. Hungover, holed up in Springs with my girlfriend, channel surfing seemed to take too much attention. All the colors flashing, all the action and bells and whistles of today’s TV made my brain hurt. That’s when I resigned myself to watching “The Twilight Zone.” The marathon was a tradition of hers, so with no strength to argue I watched episode after episode. Slowly, I began to understand what she loved about the shows. They’re tightly written, creative, and for their time (early ‘60s) they were groundbreaking. When I heard that there was a group performing live versions of “The Twilight Zone” I was intrigued. I knew there were other folks who possessed the same nostalgia for Rod Serling with his suit and cigarette as my girlfriend, so here’s the scoop. March 21

at 8 p.m. “Number 12 Looks Just Like You,” will be performed. Befor “Nip Tuck” and “Dr. 90210,” before Cindy Jackson tried to look like Barbie and Michael Jackson tried to look like Diana Ross, there was “Number 12.” The episode first aired January 24th, 1964 and depicted a world in the future where everyone received surgery to be beautiful. There were different styles to choose from. It was like ordering Chinese food: No. 12, No. 8, No. 17. The episode begins in the waiting room of a doctor’s office in the year 2000. Yes, eight years ago. Marilyn, an 18-year-old, flips through a family photo album as her stunningly beautiful mother reminisces about when she chose No. 12 – everyone’s favorite. Marilyn doesn’t want the “transformation,” and her mother cannot understand why not. “Darling, what are you talking about? The transformation is the most marvelous thing that could happen to a person,” she says, as if it’s a rite of passage, like the Bat Mitzvah of the future. The entire show battles back and forth between Marilyn’s desire to be herself and society’s trend to be beautiful. Poignantly she asks, “Being like everybody, isn’t that the same as being like nobody?” It is a bleak view of the future (technically our past), a vapid, superficial world with cups of “Instant Smile” and electric baseball. There is nothing of content, no Shakespeare, no Keats nor Shelley – a la Fahrenheit 451. What happens to Marilyn?

Does she rage against the machine or does she complacently slip into life as a beautiful nobody? I’m not about to spoil the end for you. The company has been performing “Twilight Zone” episodes since September. Reyna Kahan came up with the idea of live episodes after catching Action Movie: The Play in Chicago. She struck up a conversation with director Meredith Kaufman at a yoga class and the two decided they would forge ahead. Over the past seven months they have performed classic episodes like “The Living Doll,” “The Night of the Meek” and “The Lonely.” They play it straight – don’t expect condescending interpretation. As for Freddy’s Bar & Backroom, let’s just say it’s not the concession stand at Lincoln Center. Okay, so it’s a dive bar. But hey, why not? Considered one of the cooler (not in the hip and trendy way) bars around, Freddy’s is known for its scrabble games and revolving art shows as much as for its beer. What better place to host the creative genius that is Rod Serling’s “The Twilight Zone” than a watering hole that isn’t just a watering hole, but a portal to another dimension? If you’re lucky, maybe Friday you will enter The Twilight Zone. Do-do do-do, do-do do-do. – Christian McLean Freddy’s is located at 485 Dean Street, Prospect Heights, Brooklyn. The corner of Dean Street and 6th Avenue. Visit www.freddysbackroom.com for more information.

Recently, many interesting cars have debuted in the world arena. I’m sure all you Italian car aficionados have seen the new mouth watering $250,000 Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione coupe that the Italian press has been touting as Alfa Romeo’s ticket back into the US market. I’ll bet Ralph Lauren already has one on order. That’s just what the world needs, another beautiful, expensive, red Italian sports car. Alfa just doesn’t get it. Don’t the Italian car executives realize the reason the original, very successful Alfa Romeo was a big success in America was because it was priced as an entry level car, just above the inexpensive British MGs of the period? The ‘50s Alfa Romeo’s claim to fame is that, compared with the dominant British sports cars of the period, the Alfa had sophisticated aluminum twin cam engines coupled with extremely beautiful Italian body work. In looks and sophistication, those ‘50s and ‘60s Alfas are truly a poor man’s Ferrari. Alfa is planning to import much less expensive models, but my understanding is that they will be in the $40,000 bracket. What I really think they need is a car that’s competitive with the Mazda Miata. A PininFarina-designed Alfa priced in the mid 20s could be a world-beater, and truer to Alfa’s roots here in America. The new Fiat 500 that’s being introduced in Europe is retro cute, with many design elements of the famous original Fiat 500 that sold by the millions in Europe. There is talk of it being sold here by Ferrari dealers because as we all know, Fiat owns Ferrari. I can’t help but laugh at this preposterous proposal. Most Ferrari dealers are the snootiest types to deal with when you are discussing the purchase of a $150,000 Ferrari, so I can just imagine what their attitude will be toward all the “white trash” who would show up at their showroom to purchase a $15,000 Fiat. Fiat

should enter the US marcylinder engine that proket as a stand-alone brand. duces 33 horsepower and They have great European gets 50 miles to the gallon. models with much There is talk of importing improved dependability. this car to the United The Fiat 500 and the States. Imagine owning Mini are both small cars. an actual new car for less There has been a small car than the price of a Vespa revolution going on in scooter or a wheel Europe for upgrade on a Lexus? One years. Hopefully, that interesting note – this trend is migrating here to Indian car company just the US. With all this purchased Jaguar and Fiat/Mini/Smart Car stuff Range Rover from the going on, there is one real Ford Motor Company. The Nano by Ratan Tata surprise coming from one of I owned a Fiat 126, which the world’s leading car manufacturers – Volkswagen. in many ways had the same specifications as the Nano – same size two cylinder motor, and about the same Volkswagen has in the works a new series of small top speed. It also achieved 50 mpg. It was painfully cars called the “Up.” They will be on sale in Europe slow in acceleration, but once it got to 65 it was fine as in 2010. These are all craftily designed small cars with long as there were no long hills. Not a big trip car, but two and three cylinder engines of about 50 horsepowa car of this type is the absolutely perfect city car. A er. Needless to say, they will get terrific fuel economy. ride from NYC to the Hamptons on the flat LIE would The “Ups” (love the name) are lightweight and quick be a perfect little adventure for a Ratan Tata Nano. for their size. They will be entry level priced, just what Strange name but it’s quite the deal. the world needs with gasoline prices off the wall and While there is a small car design revolution going on climbing toward the ceiling. I hope these cars are everywhere in the world except in America, with gasoavailable in America. line inching up to four dollars per gallon, all I see on Speaking of small cars, I have to mention the new small car that will probably go down in history as one television are ads for big V-8 SUVs and powerful of the most important small cars ever made. It was $40,000 luxury sedans. Ford and General Motors are just introduced and is being built by an Indian comalmost bankrupt. Chrysler is closing down completely pany called Ratan Tata. The car is called the Nano. for two weeks to save money. Detroit is burning and The most astounding thing about this car is that it will the big V-8 engine rumble keeps playing on. Wake up. cost $2,500. Yes, that is not a misprint, two thousand Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist living in the five hundred dollars. It’s a real four seater, quite well Hamptons, appears regularly on television as an autobuilt and aesthetically pleasing. It has a 633 cc twomotive expert. You can email him at bobgelber@aol.com


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Well, the Easter bunny is hopping across the Hamptons with lots of goodies for everyone. The shops are really starting to gear up and get into the spring mode, with spring sales and new inventory. Let’s shop! Hop over to Westhampton Beach to check out the Easter window display at MAIN STREET SWEETS/BEN & JERRY’S on Main Street. You will see unbelievable two, four, and eight-pound milk and dark chocolate Easter bunnies, wrapped and ready to go. This store is also known for its special Easter marzipan and Jelly Belly jellybeans. There is a “pick your own flavor section” also for more information call 631-288-5753. Mark your calendar for a Trunk Show at DAZZELLE at 47 Jobs Lane in Southampton. The show features Mother of…and special occasion wear in all sizes and colors. Also, if you need custom, Dazzelle does that too. Open daily from 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. on Sunday from noon till 5 p.m. For information call 631-287-8477. THEORY on Jobs Lane in Southampton is hosting a cell phone recycle program for the spring season. If you upgrade your cell phone you will receive 20% off all the must-haves in the store by donating your old phone. Theory joins Earthworks, an environmental non-profit organization and Collective Good, a leader in cell phone recycling. This unique benefit will run through Monday, March 31. AT CASUAL HOME FURNISHING CENTER at 375 County Road 39 in Southampton, my favorite sale is in progress. It’s the storewide clearance and everything is ready to go out the door (some restrictions may apply) and head straight for your home. With a complete line of comfy, cozy, cottage furnishings and accessories in mind, this is the place! The new collection of easy to care for slipcover upholstery has also just arrived! I’m there. For information, log onto their cool website – shopcasualhome.com Right next door at WINDOWS & WALLS UNLIMITED, there is a big sale on Hunter Douglas products, drapery, slipcovers and cushions. If you want to motorize it, just do it! Go to – wwunlimited.com for a look at what might tempt you.

There is a huge spring sale happening at HORSE HAVEN – ON THE NORTH FORK: An English Tack Shop, located on Just in time for special occasion County Road 39A and Montauk happenings, BARNEY’S NEW Highway in Southampton. Save YORK OUTLET in the Tanger bucks – up to 75% off on jodhOutlet Center in Riverhead, a purs, breeches, show jackets and BOGO sale (buy one, get one) shirts…also included are outer@50% off on men’s sport shirts wear and sportswear, strap good, and sweaters is now in progress. selected saddles and winter For Easter weekend, March 20 blankets. There is also an inthrough March 22, all the men’s store raffle in progress. suits are an additional $100 off. JOHN SALIBELLO There is also merchandise on ANTIQUES at 2309 Montauk sale in both the women’s and Highway in Bridgehampton is men’s departments throughout having a First Time Ever Sale the store. with 50% off everything in the A NEW KID ON THE entire store! Due to a huge conBLOCK: LUCY’S WHEY, locattainer arriving on May 15th, ed at 80 Main Street in East Robot Lamps at John Salibello John is forced to sell everything at Hampton, is an exciting new shop Antiques, Bridgehampton incredible savings. There are whose primary focus is offering a beautiful traditional and mid-century antiques that large, carefully chosen selection of unique American are unusual and interesting! This spectacular sale artisanal cheeses. Proprietors Catherine Bodziner starts on Thursday, March 27th. Call 631 537-1484 and Lucy Kazickas are passionate about cheese and for more information. have made personal connections with artisanal farmT.J. MAXX in the Bridgehampton Commons has it ers and cheese makers all over the country. The all going on right now with their new spring inventocheeses they offer are all made by hand, are of a limry. Look for very affordable prices on wide leg ited supply and shipped directly to Lucy’s Whey, trousers, tops, cropped jackets, bags, jewelry, and ensuring high quality and freshness. For information bedazzled sandals. Sparkle, sizzle and shine with all on cheese platters, gift baskets and more, log onto the your favorite designer clothing and accessories that website at – lucyswhey.com or call 631-324-4428. are always on sale and very affordable at about 50% Until next week. Ciao and happy early spring off department store prices. I’m there! shopping! “The Annual Big Sale” is coming to CHISTOPHER FISCHER CASHMERE on Main Street in If your shop is having a sale, new inventory or you East Hampton and Main Street in Southampton, are a new business or have relocated, and you want Thursday, March 20, through Saturday, March 22, everyone to know about it, please e-mail me at: shop(Closed Easter Sunday). You can select great cashtil@danspapers.com and at Newkids@danspapers.com mere items at 75% off for ladies and men. The new or via fax at: 631-726-0189. I would love to hear all spring merchandise is arriving daily and the stores about it! need to make room for the ever so popular waterfall wraps, hoodie’s textured jacket, cards and crinkle shawls in the yummiest Christopher Fischer colors. Log onto www.christopherfischercashmere.com

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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 62 Benefits – pg. 52 Movies – pg. 57 Day by Day – pg. 52 Kids’ Events – pg. 53

FRIDAY, 21

Tickets are $10 for adults, $7 for students/seniors, and $3 for WHBPAC film Society members. PECONIC BAY QUAKER MEETING – 3/21 – 5-7 p.m. Memorial vigil for the deaths from the war on Iraq. At the Bridgehampton War monument. JEWELRY MAKING IN THE PELLETREAU SHOP – 3/21 – 6-8 p.m. Beginning and advanced instruction given by Master Jeweler Eric Messin. $330 includes tools, supplies and an 8-week course. Sponsored by the Southampton Historical Museum. 631-283-2494. Classes held at 78 Main St., Southampton. LIVE MUSIC AT CROSSROADS COFFEESHOP – 3/21 – 6-11 p.m. Highlighting local bands of all ages, including Feed the Need, The Rice Brothers, Jim Von Ende, The Surf Dogs, The Lost Keys, Nospia and The Crossroads AllStars. Door charge is $100. All proceeds go to the Kris Dalene Music Scholarship Fund and the Springs Food Pantry. At the Springs Church Community Center across from Ashawagh Hall in Springs. 631-907-4838.

CHALLAH TIME – 3/21 – 5:30 p.m. Challah dough braiding for children, parents and grandparents. Located at Chabad of Southampton Jewish Center, 214 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-287-2249. BLOOD DRIVE SPONSORED BY PUBLICK HOUSE – 3/21 – 10 a.m.–2 p.m. At the Queen of the Most Holy Rosary, 2350 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. Call 800-933-2566 for more information. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 3/21 – 8 p.m. The Bossa Nova Beatniks will perform. At 10 p.m. Blaggards will perSATURDAY, 22 form. Tickets $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. LIVE MUSIC AT THE PATIO – 3/22 – 9 p.m. The 631-267-3117. Frank Anthony Trio, vocals, saxoLATINO NIGHT – 3/21 – Every phone and piano will perform PICK OF THE WEEK Friday night, Saturdays are with DJ Saturdays. Located at The Patio 54 LIVE MUSIC – 3/22 – 9 p.m. Sam. Located at Cigar Bar, 2 Main Main Street, Westhampton Beach. Jim Turner and the Ocean People Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. 631-288-0100. will perform. Located at Murf’s COOKING CLASSES – 3/21 – 6STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 3/22 – 9 p.m. “Korean Barbeque.” Admission Back Street Tavern, 64 Division Street, 8 p.m. Blue Collar Band will perform, Sag Harbor. 631-725-8355. $69. Located at Loaves and Fishes followed by The Lone Sharks at 10:30 Cooking School at the p.m. Tickets are $10. Located at 161 Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit or call 631-5373117. 3586. KARAOKE – 3/22 – 10:30 p.m. Karaoke night, FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE – 3/21 – 6:30 p.m. I Am Saturdays. Located at Almoncello Restaurant, 290 Montauk Legend will show. Located at the John Jermain Library, 201 Hwy, East Hampton. 631-329-6700. Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. LIVE MUSIC – 3/22 – 9 p.m. Jim Turner and the Ocean LIVE MUSIC – 3/21 – 8:30 p.m. Ben Tinker and his People will perform. Located at Murf’s Back Street Tavern, Starfish Band will perform. No cover. The Artful Dodger, 64 Division Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-8355. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. ACTING CLASSES – 3/22 – 10 a.m.–1 p.m. Scene study FINEST IN WORLD CINEMA – 3/21 – 7:30 p.m. Lost and acting technique with Stephen Hamilton. Cost $450. in Beijing at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Every Saturday through April 26. Bay Street Theater, Long Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. Wharf Sag Harbor. 631-725-0818.

PLAYWRITING WORKSHOP – 3/22 – 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. Taught by William Burford. $125 per 4 week session. Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0818. BOOK SALE – 3/22 – 9 a.m.– 2 p.m. At Hampton Bays Public Library. Sponsored by the Friends of the Library. 52 Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. COOKING CLASS – 3/22 – 12-3 p.m. “Tastefully Organic.” 6-9 p.m. “Rendezvous in Paris.” Admission $69. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit or call 631-537-3586. BOOK SALE – 3/22 – 10 a.m.–3 p.m. At the Montauk Library. 871 Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-3377. GOLF SEMINAR – 3/22 – 4-5 p.m. Free. Presented by a PGA golf professional. Informal seminar on why the average golf score hasn’t changed in many years and ways to better your score. At the Montauk Downs Grill Room Café, 50 South Fairview Ave., Montauk. 631-668-1100. FINEST IN WORLD CINEMA – 3/22 – 7:30 p.m. Lost in Beijing at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. Tickets are $10 for adults, $7 for students/seniors, and $3 for WHBPAC film Society members. SNOWBOARD AND SKI TRIP – 3/22 – Trip to Killington, Vermont organized by Main Beach Surf and Sport. $125 per person includes lift ticket, round trip transportation and free rentals. Reservations are required. Sign up at the shop or call 631-537-2716. Bus leaves Main Beach, 352 Montauk Hwy., Wainscott, at 3:30 a.m. and returns approximately 10:30 p.m. JEWELRY MAKING IN THE PELLETREAU SHOP – 3/22 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Beginning and advanced instruction given by Master Jeweler Eric Messin. $330 includes tools, supplies and an 8-week course. Sponsored by the Southampton Historical Museum. 631-283-2494. Classes held at 78 Main St., Southampton.

SUNDAY, 23 BUDDHIST MEDITATION – 3/16 – 10:30-11:30 a.m. Meditations to increase mental peace and well being for everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-5700. (continued on page 54)

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In this land of meritocracy – where intellect is defined by test scores, where what you do is more important than who you are, where kindergarten is the new graduate school – parents are forever guilted by the media, each other and their own consciences to keep their children far, far ahead of the curve, far, far from being, god forbid, left behind – that dreaded phrase that looms over public education. That movement has its critics (deservedly so), but I doubt that students anywhere are among them. In grammar and high school, the greatest shame of all was being “held back.” It’s a stigma that lingers, as evidenced by Steve Carrel’s naively dim-witted character in “The Office,” who said, “Throughout my life everyone has told me no. ‘No. You can’t come to this meeting. No. You can’t go on to second grade……’” But as one trend promotes pushing a kid ahead no matter what, there’s another one that flies in the face of “no child left behind.” In New York’s private school arena, some parents are intentionally holding their children behind, up to a year or more, to improve their chances of being accepted into coveted city prep schools. That means six to seven-year-olds entering kindergarten. Seven to eight-year-olds in first grade. This could create an un-level playing field (imagine pitting a 4 1/2 year-old-boy against a 6 year-old-girl for a kindergarten spot), not to mention some bizarre situations. For example, I used to worry when my Pre-K

son played soccer with “big kids” – those burly first graders. Now, I tremble at the thought of his having a playdate with classmate who’s 5’6” and has a mustache. Of course, as businesses, schools have responded if not added to the pressure to create wunderkinds, luring parents with kindergarten curricula that read like college catalogues. The kids couldn’t care less. As long as there are enough (thousands) of toys, few rules and a playground, they’re happy. But the parents get absolutely giddy at the prospect of their children learning the rudiments of nuclear physics. While my partner and I value academic achievement, we’ve chosen not to have our son enter school at an age that will make him eligible to vote in eighth grade. But we did succumb to some of the pressures of raising an uber child: “Better Thinking Through Mozart” CDs. Eight “Baby Einstein” DVDs – I’m now convinced that the only person who got smart with that series was its creator, who had the brainstorm to sell it to Disney. But in fact now, 4 years later, if our son hears a snippet of classical music used in an Einstein DVD, he knows exactly which one it came from. He doesn’t know that it’s the first movement of Photo by Susan M. Galardi

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Mozart’s Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, but he does remember that a windup monkey blew bubbles while it played. Not so terrible, considering my first exposure to classical music was Bugs Bunny in drag singing a parody of an aria from Figaro. But by far the most ridiculous mindjolting product we got was a spinning musical mobile with various geometric shapes in black, red and white (supposedly the most stimulating colors for a baby). It seemed like a good idea when we checked things off that baby registry. Then the baby was born. He went from 9 months of isolated serenity, darkness and warmth into the garish florescent light and blaring chaos of a birthing room at Mt. Sinai. Two days later he took a collision course drive from the Upper East Side to the West Village in midday traffic. Then home to the sound of power drills repointing the exterior of our apartment building. And there it was. The brain-stimulating mobile. Ludicrous. As if a newborn in New York City needs additional stimulation. But we left it up, listening to its song 20 times a day while mortar was drilled and sirens of St. Vincent’s ambulances screamed. I don’t know if it put him on the intellectual fast track, never to be left behind. But I know it was critical to his development for one reason: it helped him fall asleep.

KID KALENDAR Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 62 Benefits – pg. 52 Movies – pg. 57 Day by Day – pg. 52 Kids’ Events – pg. 53

THIS WEEK EASTER EGG HUNT – 3/21 – 10 a.m. Sponsored by the Southampton Village Police Benevolent Association. Raindate: 3/22. At Agawam Park, Southampton. 631-2832494. TEEN AND SIBLING MOVIE & A PIZZA – 3/21 – 4 p.m. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. Registration required. Call 631-283-0774, ext. 527. BLUE-SPOTTED SALAMANDER SEARCH – 3/22 – 7:30 p.m. Blue-Spotted Salamander search for children and adults at the South Fork Natural History Museum with walk leader Andy Sabin. 377 Bridgehampton Turnpike, Bridgehampton. Walk is in Montauk. 631-5379735. A SPECIAL STORY TIME AND ANNUAL EGG HUNT – 3/22 – 10 a.m. Come for an eggstravagent story time, followed by the egg hunt. There might even be a visit from the Spring Bunny. The egg hunt is limited to Hampton Library cardholders. The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. MOVIES AND MUNCHIES – 3/22 – 2 p.m. Enchanted, an animated romantic comedy with a frightened princess banished to metropolitan chaos. Rated PG. For teens in grades 6-12. At the Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATRE – 3/22 – 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. Liz Joyce & a Couple of Puppets performs

The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631537-2255. MOMMY AND ME – 10 a.m. At the Montauk Library. 631-668-3377. TINY TOTS CRAFTS – Ages 18-36 months. Thursdays and Fridays at 11:15 a.m. At the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774.

Email calendar requests to Dan’s Events Department at events@danspapers.com or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue.

ONGOING STORY TIME – Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME – Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. INDOOR PLAY GYM – Ages 5 and under. Located at

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the Princess, the Frog and the Pea. Tickets are $10 for everyone, $9 for members and grandparents, $5 for children under 3. At 5 Hampton St., Sag Harbor. 631-7254193 for information and reservations. ART WORKSHOPS – 3/22 – Van Gogh’s “Sunflowers,” 3/24 - Under the Sea, 3/25 – Jungle, 3/26 – Reptiles, 3/27 – Farm Animals. All classes are $20 and taught by Karyn Mannix. At Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-0603. LVIS/EAST HAMPTON EASTER EGG HUNT – 3/22 – 11 a.m., rain or shine. Free and open to the public. The Ladies’ Village Improvement Society of East Hampton invites children, ages 8 and under, their families and friends, to their Annual Easter Egg Hunt. The Easter Bunny will greet you at the front door. At the LVIS House, 95 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-1220. EGGSTRAVAGANZA – 3/22 – 11-11:45 a.m. Build your own nests and color and decorate hard-boiled eggs to take home. Reservations required. $5 per child, ages 5-12. At the Quogue Wildlife Refuge, 3 Old Country Rd., Quogue. 631-653-4771. QUOGUE WILDLIFE REFUGE’S ANNUAL EGG HUNT – 3/22 – 9:30-10:30 a.m. and 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Create a bunny craft, followed by an egg hunt. For children ages 2-4 accompanied by an adult. $8 per child. Reservations required. At the Quogue Wildlife Refuge, 3 Old Country Rd., Quogue. 631-653-4771.


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MONDAY, 24 OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING – 3/24 – 6-9 p.m. – Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787.

TUESDAY, 25 LIVE MUSIC – 3/25 – 6:30-9:30 p.m. Jody Carlson and her band will perform Tuesdays. Located at Pierre’s, 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. DRAWING WORKSHOPS – 3/25 – 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Uninstructed life drawing workshops sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851. THE NAKED STAGE – 3/25 – 7:30 p.m. Free. Staged reading of Women of Manhattan by John Patrick Shanley. At the Boots Lamb Education Center at Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. FREE HEALTH PRESENTATION – 3/25 – 5:15 p.m. “Osteoporosis: Prevention & Treatment,” part of Southampton Hospital’s Health Insights lecture series. At

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WEDNESDAY, 26 AARP TAX ASSISTANCE – 3/26 – 10 a.m. – 1:30 p.m. At Hampton Bays Public Library. 52 Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. MONTAUK DOWNS GOLF LEAGUES COCKTAIL PARTY/INFORMATION SESSION – 3/26 – 6 p.m. Golf leagues for men and women along with a two player event titled The Hampton’s Cup. Located at 50 South Fairview Ave., Montauk. 631-668-1100. GREMLINS OF GRAMMAR – 3/26 – 12 p.m. Taught by journalist and novelist Susan Saiter. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Far, Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. THE MENDICANTS IN CONCERT – 3/26 – 7 p.m. Stanford University’s oldest a cappella group. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631283-0774 ext. 523.

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Select restaurants will offer bottles of Long Island wine for $21.95 to accompany the prix fixe such as Stonewalls, The Inn Spot on the Bay and Meeting House Creek Inn. Participating vineyards include: Duck Walk, Peconic Bay, Pellegrini and Wölffer Estate. As well, Wölffer Estate and Peconic Bay will offer a 15% discount on bottles and 20% discount on cases of select restaurant week wines bought in their tasting rooms during the promotion. Several lodging properties will also offer discounts, providing diners with a place to rest their heads between meals. Some participants require customers to mention Hamptons Restaurant Week when making reservations to reap the benefits. Discounts include: Stay two nights, get the third night free at Montauk Manor; 10% discounts at

The Baker House 1650 and Wainscott Inn; stay two nights, get one night free or stay one night, get the second night half-off at Dune Resorts; 25% off spring rates at East Hampton Point; and receive a 15% discount plus a special ‘Hamptons’ gift upon check-in at Mill House Inn. Plum TV has teamed up with Hamptons Restaurant Week and is offering a “Night on the Town” contest. The grand prize is a dinner for two at Almond, a bottle of wine from Duck Walk Vineyards, transportation all night by East End Limo, and an overnight stay for two at The Baker House 1650. Runners-up will receive gift certificates from Dockers Waterside Restaurant & Marina, Oasis Waterfront Restaurant & Bar, 75 Main and Scrimshaw Restaurant. Visit hamptons.plumtv.com for details. Hamptons Restaurant Week is presented by WordHampton Public Relations, one of Long Island’s top hospitality public relations firms and the creators of the award-winning Long Island Restaurant Week. The event is sponsored in part by J. Kings Food Service Professionals and supported by Long Island Convention & Visitors Bureau. Media sponsors include PLUM TV, Long Island Pulse, Hamptons.com, Beach 101.7, WBAZ 102.5 Light on the Bays, WEHM 96.9 & 92.9 Progressive Radio, TSO General Corp and Lenndevours.com. For more information about Hamptons Restaurant Week, please call (631) 7272870 or visit hamptonsrestaurantweek.com.

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Spring is upon us, love is in the air and Hamptons Restaurant Week is back. It’s that time of year for epicures, gourmets, foodies and East Enders to rejoice. The Sixth Annual “Hamptons Restaurant Week” will kick off on Sunday, March 30 and will end on Sunday, April 6. Don’t let the name fool you – the promotion boasts wineries, lodging and restaurants on both the North and South Forks and as far west as Wading River and Eastport. This is perhaps the last great deal in America, and certainly the last in the Hamptons. The 2008 promotion will mark the end of the $21.95 price point. Due to rising food and labor costs, to name a few, the prix fixe will go to $24.95 next year. However, compared to other restaurant weeks nationwide, especially in metropolitan areas like New York City, Denver, and Boston, where the prix fixe ranges from $26.40 to $33.08, Hamptons Restaurant Week is and remains to be quite the bargain. During this eight-day promotion, all participating restaurants will offer a three-course prix fixe for $21.95 all night, except Saturday when it will only be offered until 7 p.m. Each restaurant offers their own unique menu selections. South Fork restaurants include: Almond, One Ocean, and Pierre’s in Bridgehampton; The 1770 House, Almoncello, Bamboo, Café Max, Cittanuova, Della Femina, Fresno, The Laundry, The Lodge Bar and Grill, Matto, Michaels’ at Maidstone Beach, Nick & Toni’s, Rowdy Hall, and Wei Fun in East Hampton; Bella Mare Italian Restaurant in East Moriches; Dockers Waterside Restaurant & Marina, New Moon Café, and Stone Creek Inn in East Quogue; Trumpets in Eastport; Before the Bridge, Edgewater, Gators, Indian Cove, The Inn Spot on the Bay, JT’s Place, Oakland’s Restaurant & Marina, Tom McBrien’s, and Villa Tuscano in Hampton Bays; The Sea Grille at Gurney’s in Montauk; Oasis Waterfront Restaurant in Sag Harbor; Chequit Inn in Shelter Island; 75 Main, Barrister’s, Le Chef, red/bar Brasserie, Shippy’s Pumpernickels Restaurant East, Southampton Publick House, and Wildthyme Restaurant & Bar in Southampton; Olde Speonk Inn in Speonk; Mirko’s, MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, and Trata Estiatorio in Water Mill; Casa Basso in Westhampton; Annona, The Patio at 54 Main, Tierra Mar, Westhampton Steakhouse in Westhampton Beach North Fork restaurants include: Meeting House Creek Inn in Aquebogue; Cooperage Inn in Baiting Hollow; Scrimshaw Restaurant and Soundview Restaurant in Greenport; Jedediah Hawkins in Jamesport; A Touch of Venice in Mattituck; Legends Restaurant in New Suffolk; Michaels’ at the Boardwalk, Stonewalls, and Tweeds Restaurant and Buffalo Bar in Riverhead; Bayview Inn & Restaurant in South Jamesport; Elbow East, Pepi’s, and Seafood Barge in Southold; and Blackwells, Desmond’s Restaurant, La Plage, and Michael Anthony’s Food Bar in Wading River.

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Entertainment In Town Weaving a hypnotic spell, the exciting new musical Passing Strange has moved to Broadway after a well-received engagement downtown at the Public last summer. Breaking with tradition, the musical is an amalgam of styles, fusing a variety of distinctive forms from cabaret to gospel into a consistently inventive blend that feels more like a high concept hybrid performance art/rock concert than a Broadway musical. Whatever you call it, there is no doubt this is beguiling theater, a new form that refuses to be pigeonholed. The semiautobiographical story is an artist’s coming of age tale filled with sex, drugs and rock n’ roll. The central character, simply called Youth (Daniel Breaker), is an African American Zen Buddhist living with his churchgoing mother (Eisa Davis) in South Central LA circa 1976. In search of self-knowledge and self expression through his music, Youth revolts against his middle class surroundings to discover “the real.” He embarks on a Bohemian journey through Europe to the free loving drug culture of Amsterdam and the dangers of Berlin to learn many of life’s lessons before coming full circle and returning home. All the while our narrator Stew, Youth’s alter ego, makes rueful detached comments on the unfolding action. The smart juxtaposition of the impressionable Youth with the wise sage gives the show a smart satiric edge, and allows us to identify with Youth instead of judging him. The setup is the perfect springboard for the relentless bombardment of bold, pulsating songs by Stew, the one named singer/songwriter (who composed the music with Heidi Rodewald). The

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music gives the show a freshness that runs an easy gamut from rock to jazz, blues, punk, pop, funk, gospel and show tunes. The angry rebelliousness of some of the songs reminded me of “Hedwig and the Angry Inch,” a downtown rock musical that covered somewhat similar territory. Director Annie Dorsen helped create Passing Strange, and her work is integral to its appeal. Working with choreographer Karole Armitage, she creates many moody sensual moments that meld beautifully with the pulsating heart and soul of the music. Daniel Breaker as Youth is a magnificent standout with energetic wide-eyed enthusiasm. Eisa Davis as his caring mother delivers a fully developed characterization that is both funny and moving, without ever being sentimental. Colman Domingo is fabulous in two roles. He is outrageously jaded and right on as a foppish pot smoking choir instructor, grounding his performance in the truth. And he is chilling in a spoof of a crazed performance artist, Mr. Venus. Chad Goodridge is

buoyantly winning as well, turning in spirited interpretations. Both Rebecca Naomi Jones and De’Adre Aziza are memorable as Youth’s romantic interests. Designer David Korins has created an ingenious device of having each of the four onstage musicians half-submerged in individual mini-pits that rise and descend. The effect separates them while allowing them to interact with the ensemble. And Kevin Adam’s elaborately sculpted colored lighting backdrop is spectacular, continually changing as the scene shifts from LA to Amsterdam and Berlin. There are no clear-cut answers here, leaving us to draw our own conclusions. The title, which comes from Othello, seems to suggest that to experience different aspects of yourself while making art is Passing Strange, and that there is a danger of losing one’s self along the way. The show’s philosophy seems to be that, what passes for love and art is often meaningless without true self-acceptance. This universal theme is explored in numerous ways during the evening, culminating with a resounding wisdom that is effectively original, but more often simply mesmerizing. Passing Strange opened on February 28, 2008 at the Belasco Theatre, 111 West 44th Street between Broadway and 6th Avenue. For tickets call 212-239-6200. Theater critics Barry Gordin and Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer and Patrick is artistic director of SilvaRoad Productions. They can be reached at bg6@verizon.net or theaterlife.com

MINI – MOVIE REVIEWS 10,000 BC (PG-13) Teachers will just love having to undo the damage caused by this lame story that condenses a few million years of history into a single time period and one awful hour-and-a-half movie. The jumping and fighting is acceptable, but the CGI effects are weak and the transformation of cavemen into early versions of All-American action heroes is pathetic. Our ancestors had a word that said it best: UGH. College Road Trip (G) In this funny, family-friendly comedy, the sassy girl from “That’s so Raven” plays a good high school girl who wants to let loose as she tours America’s universities - but her dad (Martin Lawrence) comes along for the ride. Can’t a girl go to a frat party in peace? Stay sober, Raven. Doomsday (R) Scientists must create a cure for a lethal virus that is on the loose in London. You’ve probably seen this movie before in some form – and liked it! Funny Games U.S. (R) This horror remake offers a mundane family getting slowly tortured – abused by sophisticated freaks, both psychologically and physically. Don’t take the kids. Horton Hears A Who! (G) A lushly animated and extended version of the Dr. Seuss classic: the jovial elephant named Horton (Jim Carrey) hears a sound emanating from a grain on a flower, in which lives a tiny town named Whoville. It quickly becomes a race against sour kangaroos and

greasy vultures to save this lint-sized discovery from annihilation. Wonderful! Juno (PG-13) Ellen Page stars as the underage know-it-all who grows up after finding out she’s pregnant. A proud 21st Century descendant of teen classics like Clueless, Pretty in Pink and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, you’ll be glad to see that cool kids haven’t changed all that much. Nominated for 4 Oscars, won 1 for Best Screenplay. Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (PG-13) Frances McDormand plays a frumpy fish-out-ofwater from 1939 who takes a gig organizing for a celebrity beauty, only to end up handling the star’s love life in the process. Makeovers, true love and snappy patter ensues. Never Back Down (PG-13) Djimon Hounsou becomes a mentor for a rebellious high schooler who finds himself in an underground fight club. Testosterone and such ensues in what seems like it should have gone straight to DVD. The Band’s Visit (Bikur hatizmoret) (PG-13) The film from overseas that everyone’s crowing about; an Egyptian police band ends up in the wrong Israeli town, so the local cafe owner (Ronit Elkabetz) gets them accommodations for the evening. From prejudice to seduction, it strolls through the maze of human nature. Readers welcome – as subtitles cover the Hebrew and Egyptian Arabic, plus the film’s characters bridge with English.


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After the dreary Grinch Who Stole Christmas, and the dreadful Cat In The Hat, it started to seem that the singular style of Seuss could not ever be efficiently and properly adapted for big-screen purposes. Of course, the ultimate injustice in both those duds was replacing the otherworldly drawings of the children’s books with frantic, soul-free, live action attempts. But this time around, the gesticulating goofballs smothered in face paint have been replaced with 21st Century CGI, which may be the main reason this latest attempt at over-extending a perfect childhood classic doesn’t offend, but reasonably delights. …Or could it be the G rating? Those who recall enduring Jim Carrey as the Grinch were generally puzzled by the out-of-leftfield reference humor that he mistakenly added to the nasty green holiday hater, or worse yet the Mike Myers’ Cat who smacked of vulgarity. Luckily, Horton Hears a Who is completely child-friendly and adult-digestible, so while your little ones rollick with the action, you’ll get a good amount of laughs yourself, all-thewhile drinking in the rich and sumptuous animation. It’s the tale of Horton (this time ably presented with a lighter touch from Carrey), an elephant who manages to single out a sound from one fluffy speck among all the wonder of his vast jungle home of Nool. Upon closer inspection, he discovers his tiny find holds the entire city of Whoville, even making friends with its mini-mayor, voiced by very hot comedycommodity Steve Carrell. He soon decides to become protector of the microscopic metropolis, especially with the Sour Kangaroo (welcome back Carol Burnett!) ready to undo the Who populace simply because she’s unable to see or hear the little people herself. It’s a well-crafted concoction this “Horton” is, a draw of black-hole type proportions. Of course it works for the kids – all they need is a flashy commercial and they’re hooked. But the choice of cast is a blatant attempt to grab any adults out there who are still gaga about the languishing movie-in-a-

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theater experience. In addition to the great human cartoon Carrey and megastar Carrell, Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill, the brazen stars of sex comedies

Knocked Up and Superbad are also in the vocal mix. And Rogen and Hill offer up a cast of actors who make up a significant section of Hollywood’s rightnow drawing power. But unlike the films where these gentlemen are, well, hardly that, here they work clean, sober and, dare it be said – cute – but still very funny. The language never gets offensive, yet the smart-guy attitude maintains, adding a very pleasant yet completelyhidden-to-kids modern adult sensibility. And of course, the older moviegoers get that lovely dose of Burnett, who at 70+ is still loaded with her trademark zip. Now be prepared Seuss-fans: there is a ton of back-story you haven’t seen before – an attribute that often frustrates the dedicated. But then again, you could read the original book out loud in about five minutes, so there had to be some stretching and fleshing, and screenwriters Ken Daurio and Cinco Paul do a suitable job by giving us lots more to chew concerning both Nool and the little burg that floats on a blossom. Actually, it’s a bit more than the toddlers jumping out of their seats will need, but more than enough to move this simple story along. But regardless of voiceover star power, storyline or laughs; it’s the animation that’s the true star. Just like other adventures of late, such as Toy Story and Ratatouille, everything is illustrated in cartoon fashion, yet flawlessly 3D and completely alive. The fur on the heads of the Whos, the fields of pink flowers, the tinges of a character’s irritated eye... simply breathtaking. Better yet, it incorporates the signature Seuss look and brings it to life, ironically more so than the previous live-action attempts that flopped miserably. So, besides the good author/ Doctor’s stated moral, “A person is a person no matter how small,” it looks like we find one more: “Leave the art to the artists.” Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics.

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Schedule for the week of Friday, March 21 to Thursday, March 27. Movie Schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times.

HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) The Bank Job – Fri.-Sun. 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9 Mon. 1:30, 4, 7:30 Tues.-Thurs. 7 Horton Hears a Who – Fri.-Sun. 1, 3, 5, 7, 9:15 Mon. 1, 3, 5, 7 Tues.-Thurs. 7

SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) The Band’s Visit – Fri.-Mon., Thurs. 4, 6 In Bruges – Fri.-Mon., Thurs. 6

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Doomsday – Fri.-Mon. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:15 Tues. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45 Wed.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:45 Under the Same Moon – Fri.-Mon. 1, 4, 7, 9:40 Tues. 1, 4, 7 Wed.-Thurs. 4, 7 10,000 BC – Fri.-Mon. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Tues. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Wed.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:15 Never Back Down – Fri.-Mon. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Tues. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Wed.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30

UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) 10,000 BC – Fri.-Sat. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10 Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:15 Vantage Point – Fri.-Sat. 12:40, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 10:15 Sun. 12:40, 3, 5:15, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 5:15, 7:30 Funny Games – Fri.-Sat. 10:30 The Other Boleyn Girl – Fri.-Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:35 Sun. 1, 4, 7, 10 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7 Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day – Fri.-Sat. 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 8 Sun. 12:30, 2:50, 5:10 Mon-Thurs. 5:10, 8 Horton Hears A Who – Fri.-Sat. 12, 2:25 4:50, 7:20, 9:50 Sun. 12, 2:25 4:50, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs. 4:50, 7:20 Drillbit Taylor – Fri.-Sat. 1:40, 4:30, 7:45, 10:20 Sun. 1:40, 4:30, 7:45 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30-7:45

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Sat.-Mon. 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:05, 9:30 Tues. 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:05 Wed.-Thurs. 4:50, 7:05 The Bank Job – Fri. 4, 7:40, 10:15 Sat.-Mon. 1, 4, 7:40, 10:15 Tues. 1, 4, 7:40 Wed.-Thurs. 4, 7:40 College Road Trip – Fri. 2:40, 5, 7:30, 9:45 Sat.-Mon. 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 9:45 Tues. 2:40, 5, 7:30 Wed.-Thurs. 5, 7:30 Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns – Fri.-Mon. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10 Tues. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Wed.-Thurs 4:20, 7:20 Shutter – Fri. 4:35, 7:35, 9:55 Sat.-Mon. 1:35, 4:35, 7:35, 9:55 Tues. 1:35. 4:35, 7:35 Wed.-Thurs. 4:35, 7:35 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column foods of the season. Agnello in salsa de menta is a luscious recipe for roast lamb, possibly the most popular food on the Easter table. To keep with Italian traditions, accompany the lamb with asparagus Roman-style, and complete your holiday meal with creamy ricotta cheese cake. Whichever food traditions you plan to follow for the holiday, have a happy and delectable Easter. AGNELLO IN SALSA DI MENTA Roast Boned Lamb with fresh Mint Sauce. Serves 6-8 1 leg of lamb about 6 pounds, boned 6-7 cloves of garlic cut into thin slivers 1 teaspoon coarse (kosher) salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 10 whole cloves 1/4 cup olive oil Coarse salt and freshly ground pepper Mint Sauce (Can be prepared up to 2 days ahead and refrigerated) 1/2 cup fresh mint leaves 2 tablespoons lemon juice 1-2 tablespoons superfine sugar 1/4 cup red wine vinegar Pinch coarse salt 1. Have the butcher bone a leg of lamb. 2. Mix garlic slivers with salt and pepper. 3. Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Open the meat and sprinkle the inside with the garlic mixture and the whole cloves. Roll the meat to enclose seasonings and tie it like a salami. Sprinkle meat with salt and pepper.

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4. Pour oil in a roasting pan and put in the meat. Bake about 1 hour, depending on the thickness of the meat rather than the weight. The meat should be cooked to the medium rare stage or pink (about 135140 degrees) never rare. 5. Meanwhile prepare the sauce: Snip the mint leaves with kitchen shears and put in a serving bowl or sauceboat. Add the freshly squeezed lemon juice, the wine vinegar, sugar and a pinch of salt. Use a wooden spoon to mix well. Refrigerate until needed then bring to room temperature. 6. Test the lamb for doneness by pressing into the meat with your thumb. The roast should be slightly springy but firm to the touch. Let rest for 8-10 minutes

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before slicing. To serve: Remove strings; slice the lamb into medallions and serve overlapping slices on a warm serving plate. Serve with mint sauce.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees 2. If using whole milk ricotta drain in a sieve over a bowl for several hours in the refrigerator. Place ricotta in the bowl of an electric mixer with flat blade and beat at low speed until smooth, about 3 minutes. Loosen the cheese as necessary if it clumps in the blade. Add eggs, one at a time, and beat until smooth. Add remaining sugar and continue beating until mixture is very smooth. Beat in the mascarpone, the lemon peel, lemon juice and vanilla. Pour into the prepared pan and smooth the top. 3. Place the pan in a Bain-Marie (inside a baking pan no higher than the cake pan) and add hot water to the larger pan to within an inch or so of the top of the larger pan. Place in oven on a baking sheet and bake for one hour and 40-50 minutes. After 40 minutes or so of initial baking time place a tent of foil loosely over the top to prevent browning. Test for doneness with a cake tester or thin knife until it comes out clean. The top of the cake should nevertheless shimmer a bit. Remove from oven and let cool in the water bath. Lift pan from water bath and remove the foil. When completely cool refrigerate for several hours or overnight.

ASPARAGI IN SALSA Asparagus, Roman style. Serves 6-8 1 1/2 - 2 pounds medium asparagus 1 large clove garlic, peeled Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper to taste About 1/3 cup lemon juice 2 eggs, well beaten 1 teaspoon all-purpose flour 1. Break off bottom part of asparagus where they bend naturally. Soak asparagus in a large bowl of cold water for about 20 minutes. Drain and cut the spears into 1 1/2 inch pieces. 2. Place asparagus with the peeled garlic in a nonstick skillet and cover with fresh cold water. Bring to the edge of a boil. Season with salt and pepper then let simmer, partially covered, for 5-6 minutes until tender but still firm. Discard garlic. 3. With slotted spoon transfer asparagus to a warm serving dish, reserving the liquid. Add lemon juice to the liquid and reduce by about one-third over medium heat. 4. Beat eggs in a small bowl with a pinch of salt. Slowly whisk in flour, being careful to prevent lumps. Add some of the warm liquid from the skillet to the eggs and stir to mix. Return the egg mixture to the liquids in the pan stirring slowly with a wooden spoon over very low heat until the sauce thickens, about 8-10 minutes. Pour sauce over asparagus and serve.

processor with steel knife and process until a fine crumb. Butter the bottom and sides of a 9 x 3-inch spring form pan and coat the pan with 3 tablespoons crumbs mixed and 1 teaspoon sugar. (Reserve remaining crumbs to coat top of cake when ready to serve.) Wrap a length of heavy-duty foil large enough to encircle the baking pan to make it waterproof.

4. To unmold, slide a thin knife around the cake edges. Release the sides of the spring form pan and transfer to a cake plate. Cover loosely with plastic wrap and refrigerate overnight. *Note: If fresh ricotta is not available you can use commercial whole milk ricotta. It will be necessary to drain the ricotta in a sieve over a bowl for several hours in the refrigerator before proceeding with the recipe. It may also need longer cooking time.

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Not in the mood to cook an elaborate Easter dinner? Hop on over to your local restaurant on March 23 and let them do the cooking. Stonewalls Restaurant in Riverhead presents an Easter Sunday prix fix menu beginning at noon. Cost of the dinner is $45 per person. The menu includes: homemade rolled mozzarella filled with basil, prosciutto di Parma and roasted tomato, marinated mushrooms, celery remoulade; fresh oven-roasted Easter ham with Madeira sauce, cream spinach, and whipped potato; Crescent’s Farm, Long Island Peking duck with wild rice and orange zest confit; and Montauk Point swordfish belle-meuniÊre on a bed of spinach with white wine sauce, mushrooms and shrimp. For reservations or further information call (631) 5060777. East Wind in Wading River will offer Easter Sunday brunch with a visit from the Easter bunny in the Grand Ballroom from 10:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. The cost is $37.95 for adults, $19.95 for children ages 2-10 and those under 2 are free. Tax and service charges are additional. For further information call (631) 929-6585. Let Citarella in East Hampton simplify your Easter feast. From fresh lamb and ham, fine quality seafood, delectable prepared foods and pastry selections, Citarella has everything the gourmand

Side Dish By Aji Jones needs for a holiday celebration. Citarella also offers gourmet Easter treats in reusable wicker baskets for $119. Goodies include Easter Godiva chocolate, Jelly Belly’s, chocolate bars, popcorn, Lorina Pink Lemonade, almond biscotti and Easter peeps. Orders must be placed three days in advance. For further information or to place and order, contact the nearest Citarella in East Hampton at (631) 3249190 or Water Mill at (631) 726-3636. Tierra Mar in Westhampton Beach is serving an Easter dinner buffet from 12 to 6 p.m. The cost is $42 per person plus tax and gratuity and half-price for children under 12. Menu items include: organic leek and potato soup with crème fraÎche and chives; brown sugar and cinnamon glaze smoked ham with honey Dijon; charbroiled marinated leg of lamb with natural juices; North Atlantic fish and shellfish stew in a light garlic saffron broth; penne pasta primavera with sautÊed vegetables and garlic cream; fresh fruit and organic berries with citrus spritz; and homemade ice cream or sorbet with

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fresh berries. For more information or reservations call (631) 288-2700. Fresno in East Hampton will serve its 30/30 special – usually reserved for Monday nights only – on Easter Sunday. The $30 three-course prix fixe includes selections from the regular menu with every bottle of wine at 30% off. For further information call (631) 324-8700. Before the Bridge will be offering a special Easter Brunch menu from noon to 3 p.m. for $14.95. Brunch includes coffee, tea, fruit salad and a basket of homemade muffins. A special dinner menu will also be offered featuring: stuffed rack of lamb with feta, sun dried tomatoes and kalamata olives; herb crusted halibut with zucchini and squash papardelle; and bacon wrapped filet mignon with mushroom sauce and shrimp scampi. The regular dinner menu and a children’s menu will also be available. For reservations and information, call (631) 728-9111. red/bar brasserie in Southampton will be open for Easter Sunday from 4:30-9 p.m. A two and three-course prix fixe, at $25 and $29 respectively, will be available as will an a la carte menu. For further information, call (631) 283-0704. Annona Restaurant in Westhampton Beach, named after the Roman goddess of the harvest, serves a special Easter Sunday menu from 2:30-8 p.m. The special of the day will be a traditional Italian Easter dish, porchetta, and a roasted whole pig. The recipe from Chef de Cuisine Pietro Bottero features sections served from a whole roasted pig stuffed with garlic, breadcrumbs, thyme, sweet Italian sausage; rolled and served with a crispy skin. In addition to the a la carte menu, a threecourse $40 prix fixe will be available. For more information please call (631) 288-7766.

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Dining Log MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursdays from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT – Zagat says “Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Open Thurs.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. www.oasishamptons.com. 631-725-7110. OLDE SPEONK INN – This hidden gem is not to be missed. Friendly service, great atmosphere, outstanding menu featuring fresh local ingredients that change daily. Open Tues., Wed. & Sun. 5-9:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 5-10 p.m. Prix fixe SunThurs. Located at 190 Montauk Highway, Speonk. 631-3258400. ONE OCEAN – An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5665. PARTO’S – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, café. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com.

Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef’s tastings available Sun.- Thurs. for $25. Live entertainment Fri. & Sat. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. www.pierresbridgehampton.com. PREMIER DINER – Enjoy spectacular food, dinner specials and easy-going atmosphere. Open 24 hours, weekends. Located at 690 Commack Road, Commack, 200 ft. North of Expressway (going east Exit 52, going west Exit 53) 631-4621432. PRIME 103 – Sophisticated steak and sushi restaurant with extensive wine list. Open 7 nights a week from 5:30 p.m. Located at 103 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-324-1100. SARACEN – A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631-537SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best” Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703

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75 MAIN RESTAURANT – Lunch and Dinner 7 days and Daily Prix Fixe. Tues. is Local Night, Wed. is Prime Rib Night, and Thurs. is Clambake Night. 75 Main Street, Southampton, 631-283-7575. ALMOND – A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Special three-course prix fixe for $21.95 every night from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night on Monday. Open Thurs.-Tues from 6 p.m. and closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to rib eye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK – Polish American dining in a cozy setting right in the heart of Southampton. Open 7 days with specials everyday. Mon.-Thurs 11 a.m.-10 p.m. FriSat. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 12-10 p.m. Happy hour Fri.-Sat. 48 p.m. Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2834316. www.myspace.com/birchwoodonthepark. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Voted as one of the Best of the Best Seafood Restaurants by Dan’s Papers readers. Open year round for dinner from 4 p.m., six nights a week, closed Tuesday. Special $23, 4-course prix fixe and special $23, 4-course prix fixe available Mon.-Thurs. from 4 p.m. to close and Sun. from 4 p.m. to close. Serving lunch Fri-Sun from 12-4 p.m. Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully’s Seafood Market. 631728-9111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. COUNTRY HOUSE RESTAURANT – (Circa 1710) Open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner. Voted Most Romantic Restaurant by AOL City Guide. Zagat Rated. Friday night Chefs Tasting menu $45 per person. Prix fixe $36 dinner available Mon.-Thurs. Located on Route 25A on the corner of Main Street, “Old” Stony Brook. www.countryhouserestaurant.com 631-751-3332. Reservations suggested. CROSSROADS DIAMOND RESTAURANT – A cozy, intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant décor with cozy handcrafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. 631-369-2221. DRIVERS SEAT RESTAURANT AND BAR – Open for Lunch and Dinner. Price Fix $24.95. Four Courses Sun.– Thurs., 2 for 1 –Wed., Happy Hour Fri. Free appetizers 5-8 p.m. Located at 62 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Call 631-2836606 and visit www.thedriverseatrestaurant.com. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850s mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, menu is complemented by an extensive wine list. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily, closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email inn@jamesportmanor.com or visit www.jamesportmanor.com HILL STREET CAFÉ – A brand new breakfast and lunch spot debuts this summer at The Southampton Inn, headed by one of Long Island’s foremost chefs, Peter Dunlop. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-6500. LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years, rated in Zagat Survey of Distinction 2006-2007 27-20-23-45 and recognized as among the best on Long Island for delicious quality food, value and attentive staff. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT – Matto, Italian for “crazy,” features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Serving dinner Tuesday-Sunday from 5 p.m. Offering a three-course prix fixe for $22 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and Friday and Saturday before 6 p.m. Open for brunch Sundays 11:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Closed Mondays. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 www.mattorestaurant.com.


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Arts & Galleries ART COMMENTARY THE IMAGE OF WOMEN IN ART Part III: Jennifer Cross and Art Sites Last week’s “Art Commentary” focused on male artists’ perception of women; Jennifer Cross represents a female’s sensibility, even though that sensibility might be subtle and juxtaposed with male character traits as well. These dynamics are played out in Cross’ latest pieces, currently at the Islip Art Museum. Yet, there’s a reminder too of her signature beach grass paintings over the last several years although the comparisons are not overt. We have the same oppositional styles: both fantasy (romantic, graceful, wispy, which may be labeled as “feminine”) and realism (literally rooted to the earth and suggesting danger, which may be perceived as more “masculine”). In Cross’ current exhibit, we also see similar contradictions (according to curator Janet Goleas) identified with gender. For example, Goleas describes Cross’ tower series as “quixotic and beguiling.” She goes on to say that at the same time, the paintings are “fraught with internal peril.” Such oppositions respond to female and male traits, respec-

With Marion Wolberg Weiss

“The Brief History” by J. Cross

tively, at least in this critic’s mind. The subject of towers, generally, also signifies ambiguity to Cross when she relates them to the Bible,

human arrogance or human folly. We’d like to suggest their sexual sources as well, keeping within the context of gender differences associated with Cross’ work. Another female artist, Claire Watson, who is due to open her show at Riverhead’s Art Sites in April, also strikes a similar chord. Her sculpture-like pieces, made from gloves, are an intriguing combination of material and form. Yet her subjects are decidedly the female body: the sexual, feminine side and the strong, masculine side. Often, the woman’s figure is seen as two distinct parts, in fact, the sensual torso separated from the lower half of the body (glove) which suggests strength. Often, the entire glove takes on human traits, as if it were a character all its own, with concrete personalities to match. Consider “Dispatched” possessing the charm of a newborn baby (feminine) or “Real and Pretend,” suggesting assertiveness (masculine). Jennifer Cross’s works will be on view at Islip Art Museum until March 22. Claire Watson’s work will be at Art Sites in Riverhead from April 12- May 18.

Honoring the Artist: Curt Hoppe To hear Curt Hoppe, this week’s cover artist, tell it, “Nothing new has happened since I was interviewed the last time.” He’s still working on his series about women of action, including roller derby skaters and females who wrestle in jello. Simply put, “girls doing things for fun.” (By the way, Hoppe is no sexist; he was just having fun himself with the word “girls.”) Q: Are you really saying nothing new has happened to you in the last year? A: Truthfully, nothing. I still take the dog out every day. Q: I think you’re saying that because you’ve lived in the Bowery, in the same place, for 32 years, that you do the same thing every day when you walk through the neighborhood. It’s a routine. Do you stop by and look at galleries? There aren’t many on the Bowery. A: I live closer to Chinatown, so there are lots of galleries. Let’s see. I also stop by every day to buy some raisin oatmeal cookies from this great bakery next to a Cuban restaurant. Every time you go, the cookies are different. They’re like what your mother used to make. They’re not like Pepperidge Farm, where they all taste the same.

Q: I take it you don’t like things and experiences that conform to a formula. What else don’t you like that isn’t personal? A: Furniture and clothes, like Banana Republic. They don’t let you decide for yourself what you like. It’s already been picked out for you. Q: Your neighborhood is full of formulas; it has changed so much. How do you feel about the changes? A: The old restaurants and shops have folded. The area is getting overdeveloped. People from other places are going to the bars. I’m not trying to wax nostalgic, but the changes are not all good. I have to laugh at the names they give neighborhoods now, like the Bowery is BoHo. Harlem is called Central Park North. Q: You said nothing has changed in your daily life, but does this apply to your art? A: No. Every day is a different day when it comes to painting. Q: Yet there is a similarity between your routine walk in the neighborhood and your creative process. You mentioned that you are myopic. You don’t veer off from what you’re doing. You meant your art, but I

relate it to your daily activities, too. A: I stay focused on what I’m doing. I only work on one painting at a time. I don’t know how long I’ll be working on this series, however. Q: So you don’t make plans for the future about what paintings you might be doing? A: No. Things can change tomorrow. People think about what they might be doing in the future. They project the future, but it’s really a fantasy that they are projecting. Reality isn’t like that. I don’t know what will happen. I may fall and trip and break my leg. Of course, you have to think about the future as far as the basics go, like health care. Q: So how do you see your life and change? A: I ride along a two-lane blacktop. I’ll come to a fork in the road. Then I’ll decide what to do. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Curt Hoppe’s work can be seen at New York’s Stricola Gallery in November and at bankgalerie.com and stricolagallery.com Dan’s Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner.

ART EVENTS GALLERIES

COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 62 Benefits – pg. 52 Movies – pg. 57 Day by Day – pg. 52 Kids’ Events – pg. 53

OPENING RECEPTIONS SPANIERMAN GALLERY – 3/22 – 6-8 p.m. “Light of Spring,” curated by Ariene Bujese. Featuring art by Gina Gilmour and Ellen Wiener, the exhibit will run through April 21. Located at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton.

ART SITES GALLERY – “Secular/Sacred” art by Gina Gilmour and Ellen Wiener will run through April 22. Open Thursday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. Located at 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. ATELIER GALLERY – “Glorious Spring,” through April 24. Located at 308A Main Street, Greenport. 631495-4268. BENTON NYCE GALLERY – Open Friday 1-7 p.m., Saturday 1-8 p.m. and Sunday 12-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 409 First Street, Greenport. 917-8485102. BOLTAX GALLERY – Located at 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – Open by appointment. Located at 22 Nugent St., Southampton. 631-377-3355.

BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY GALLERY – “In Our Own Images: A Celebration of Local Black Culture,” artwork by established painters and teenage artists. Located at 2638 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. BUTLER’S FINE ART – “20th and 21st Century Painting and Sculpture.” Open year-round. Located at 50 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-267-0193. CELADON GALLERY – Spring pottery sale, April 19 – May 18, weekends only from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Open Saturdays and Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – Located at 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. CLOVIS POINT GALLERY – “Clovis Point Toasts the Artists.” The Jamesport Winery. Located at 1935 (continued on the next page)


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Main Road, Jamesport. 631-722Hampton Road, Southampton. 631PICK OF THEWEEK 204-9704. 4222. SPANIERMAN GALLERY CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – LANA SANTORELLI – 3/22 – 6-8 p.m. “Light of GALLERY Current exhibit features new mem– “Abstraction,” Spring,” curated by Ariene through April 26. Gallery hours are bers through March 30. Located at 136 Main Street, East Hampton. Bujese. Featuring art by Gina Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Gilmour and Ellen Wiener, the exhib- Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 631-267-3627. DE CORDOVA GALLERY – it will run through April 21. Located Located at 77 Jobs Lane, “SALUD… Here’s to your health,” a at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. Southampton. 631-283-6308. benefit for Hudson River MARK BORGHI FINE ART – HealthCare, which provides healthcare to the underOpen daily from 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Located at 2462 served and underinsured. May 24 - June29. Open Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. Fridays from 3-7 p.m., Saturdays and Sundays from 12NESTSEEKERS GALLERY – New York artist 6 p.m. and also by appointment. Located at 538 Main Geoffrey Fontaigne releases his new book Selected Street, Greenport. 631-477-0620. Works and displays a few abstract expressionist paintDESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY – Located at 141 ings. Located at 150 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725Maple Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. 7070. THE DRAWING ROOM – “Greenhouses,” a selection PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY – Open Friday to of multi-paneled color panoramas from Esther Monday 11-5 p.m. Located at 167 Main Street, Pullman’s decade-long photographic exploration of Amagansett. 631-267-7817. light-filled greenhouse spaces. Open Monday, Friday PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illusLocated at 16R Newton Lane, East Hampton. 631-324trations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and 5016. other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open DREW PATRICK SPA GALLERY – Located at 128 by appointment. Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton West Main Street, Bay Shore. 631-206-3739. Beach. 631-287-1665. EAST END BOOKS GALLERY – Wood cut prints POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – Located at 830 by Stephen Hunick will run through March 31. Located Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. at 53 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-8680. PRITAM AND EAMES – 3/21 – “Early Spring EZAIR GALLERY – American Contemporary Show,” featuring new furniture by artists-craftsmen Painting and Sculptures from New York, Long Island Andy Buck, John Eric Byers, Time Coleman, Michael and New England areas will run through May 1. Cullen, Gary Magakis, Greg Smith, and Fran Located at 136 Main Street, Southampton. 212-204Taubman. Running from March 21 – June 20. Open 0442. Monday – Saturday 10 a.m. – 5 p.m. Sunday 12 – 4 THE FIREPLACE PROJECT – Located at 851 p.m. Closed Wednesdays. Located at 27-29 Race Lane, Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. Open Friday East Hampton. 631-324-7111. through Sunday, 12-6 p.m. www.thefireplaceproject.com. PRUDENTIAL DOUGLAS GALLERY – Located at 216 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9700. 631-324-4666. QUOGUE SCHOOL GALLERY – “Outsider Art GALERIE BELAGE – Currently featuring outsider Show” with works by students. Quogue Library, locatand folk art, as well as the work of abstract artist ed at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. Stephen Beck. Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 RATIO GALLERY – “Two Distinct Views - The Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton. 631-288-5082. Individual and the Collective,” artwork by Marlies GALERIE NOUVELLE – Open Saturday and Ihmels and David Ebner, will run through May 3. 10 Sunday 12-6 p.m. Located at 74365 Main Road, Bell Street, Bellport. 631-286-4020. Greenport. 917-544-8583. ROGERS MEMORIAL GALLERY – Exhibit of GALLERY MERZ – May 26 – June 17, paintings by quilts by R. Marie Foster runs through the end of the Christina Schlesinger and photography by Nicholas month. Located at 91 Coopers Farm Road, Bergery. Open Thursday through Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 Southampton. 631-283-0774. p.m. and Sundays from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 95 ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY –The Jamesport Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. Manor Inn, located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. GALLERY NORTH – “Winners’ Circle,” featuring 631-722-0500. the winners of the 42nd annual Outdoor Art Show RVS FINE ART – Open Friday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. through 3/22. Located at 385 Pine Tree Road, Cutchogue. 631-734-7619. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR – “Poster Retrospective,” an exhibit featuring 15 years of the HIFF anniversary continues. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY – Located at 2297 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. GLENN HOROWITZ GALLERY – Mark Wilson “Life in Dead of Winter” will run through April 2. Located at 87 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-3245511. GOOD CONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 – Michael Knigin’s “Carnivale Series” is on display. Open Saturday and Sunday 1-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 848 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631726-4663. GOOD FRIEND PARK GALLERY – Paintings, prints and photographs by Michael Knigin are on display. Open by appointment only. Located at 26 Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton. 631-324-5500. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Saturday and Sunday 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 88 Gin Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631830-2895. GRENNING GALLERY – “Tonalists & Impressionists: Then and Now” Exhibit will run through April. Open Sunday – Thursday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fridays and Saturdays from 10 a.m. – 7 p.m. Located at 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-767-5302. GUILD HALL GALLERY – The Student Arts Festival celebrates the creativity of young East End artists through the end of March. Guild Hall, located at 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – Located at 36

and by appointment. Located at 20 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-838-4843. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY – Located at 688 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or 631-726-0076. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – Located at 120 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. . 631-702-2306. SIREN SONG GALLERY – Mythical sea creatures as well as other spirits that haunt our dreams created by 3 East End artists. Located at 516 Main Street, Greenport. www.sirensongallery.com. 631-477-1021. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM GALLERY – “The Joys of Toys” will run through March 29. Rogers Mansion, located at 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – “Workshop Instructors,” through 4/2. Located at 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. THE STUDIO & GALLERY AT GOOD FRIEND PARK – Michael Knigin’s paintings, prints and photographs are on display. Located at 26 Good Friend Drive, off Route 14, East Hampton. 631-324-5550. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – Paintings and ceramics by resident artists Robert Bachler and James Kennedy are on display. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – Located at 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. SYLVESTER AT HOME – The photography of Bob Tabor is on display through March 25. Located at 154 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9777. UBER HOUSE GALLERY – “Blue Belle” and “Art of Being Woman” are on display. Located at 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. VERED GALLERY – “Contemporary and Modern Masters.” Paintings, sculpture and photography by Milton Avery, Ross Bleckner, Willem de Kooning, Pablo Picasso, Sam Francis, Jean Dubuffet and many others are on display. Open Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday 11 a.m.-7 p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-3243303. WALK TALL GALLERY – “Interactions,” on exhibit through April 18, featuring the work of Yong Jo Ji and Anna Atanasova. Open Tuesday to Sunday 11 a.m.5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-9776. WALLACE GALLERY – Open Saturday 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. 37A Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-4516. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – Open daily from 12-6 p.m. closed Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097.

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Health, Beauty & Fitness

For the past three weeks, this column has drawn distinctions between the three traditions of yoga: Classical, Vedantan and Tantric. Having covered Classical and Vedantan, we’re now on the topic of Tantric. Tantra is a Sanskrit word that derives from the root “tan” meaning “to expand.” This alludes to the all-encompassing philosophy of Tantra – we are all divine, and thus, we’re all connected to each other. It sounds very life affirming and nice, and yet, the very word “Tantra” is loaded with assumptions and connotations. Many people think Tantra is always connected to sex, which is simply not true. But because of this misconception, great philosophers have been forced to hide their study of this practice. Douglas Brooks, a great Tantric scholar, was not permitted to write his thesis on Tantra at Harvard University. And this was only 30 years ago. Brooks’ professor allowed him to write it anyway, and for that he did not get tenure. Recently, Brooks turned down an offer to teach Tantra at Harvard. This illustrates how misunderstood Tantra has been, and how far it has come in recent years. Tantric Yoga’s American manifestations can be found in Anusara and ISHTA Yoga. It is based on a non-dualist system – Tantrikas believe that there is only one reality. While Vedantans also believe in only one reality, their viewpoints are very different. According to Vedanta, the material world and every-

thing we see and touch is an illusion. Thus there is only one reality, and it’s not this. Tantrikas, on the other hand, believe that this world is real and it matters. Tantra says that there is no separation between this world and something greater. We are it and it is us. There are plenty of phrases that sum up this concept: All is One; We are all made of the same stardust; We are all divine. It’s not surprising that this philosophy was extremely radical when it first emerged, somewhere around 500 AD. To say that we, mere humans, are divine turns most religions upside down. It’s saying we are inherently good and the only thing we need to do to get in touch with something deeper is open our eyes and realize we’re already there. Tantra doesn’t believe that there’s some sort of ladder to climb that will lead us to enlightenment or to a higher plain of existence. The only way we get there is by connecting with the beauty in ourselves. All yogic traditions, from physical practice to meditation to chanting, simply provide us with tools that can open us up to what’s there already. This deeply affects the yoga practice. As opposed to other traditions, which teach you how to get out

of your body, how to detach from the world, Tantra teaches us to celebrate our bodies and to celebrate our world. This is not to say that it will be ours forever, but rather that we should accept this world and these bodies as gifts. We should take care of them, honor them, and celebrate them. Think about how a philosophy like this would affect the way a yoga class is conducted. An Anusara class is usually a powerful physical undertaking that stretches the body and the limits, bringing you into beautiful postures that you can then enjoy. Anusara classes often have a lot of inversions or backbends, classes of poses that lift the spirit and open the heart. When it’s time for deep relaxation or meditation, Tantrikas don’t try to “stop the turnings of the mind” as a Classical Yoga class would. Instead, you can ride the turnings of the mind. Observe the thoughts that arise, and then let them go without judging yourself for thinking them. After all, you are innately good. One Sanskrit concept is extremely important to Tantra: Citananda. “Cit” means consciousness and “ananda” means bliss. To truly align with Tantric teachings, simply become conscious of the innate goodness inside you, which is always there.

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Health, Beauty & Fitness

Raving Beauty

By Janet Flora

Go For the Glow We’ve turned the clocks ahead, the days are longer, but it’s not quite spring and our skin is still a light shade of pale. While it might be too early in the season to go for the bronze, with a real or bottled tan, we can certainly go for a glow. Getting the right glow from products like bronzers, self-tanners and tinted moisturizers requires reaching for just the right product and applying it carefully. Joel Mendenhall, a freelance makeup artist, who works in fashion, television, and events in New York City and the Hamptons, has some great advice. When it comes to powdered bronzers, Mendenhall has two favorites, which he always carries in his arsenal of supplies. One is Lancome Star Bronzer loose powder, which is packaged in its own dispenser with a brush included – it comes in only one shade and is suitable for all complexions. The other is Guerlain, which comes in a compact and is available in three shades, but Mendenhall uses the Terracotta shade on most skin types. “I like the French powdered products best because they’re milled finer and blend into the skin nicely,” said Mendenhall. When using a powdered bronzer, he provides this caution: “Shake any excess off the brush before applying it to the skin and start from the center of the face on the cheeks – close to the nose and blend outward toward the ears.” This will give you a glow, rather than blotchy skin. For a more dewy look, Mendenhall likes Armani Fluid Sheer Radiance # 3. It is available in other

Joel Mendenhall, “Celebrity Apprentice” on NBC with Nadia Comaneci (5 time Olympic gold medalist, model, author). shades but in his opinion, they’re too light to give a real glow. The secret, he says, is “to mix the product with a bit of moisturizer and just apply it to the cheeks, nose and forehead.” Adding moisturizer to the product lets you decide just how much glow you want. When applying liquid bronzing products Mendenhall always uses his fingers rather than a sponge, because he believes the warmth of your hand helps blend the liquid into the skin easier. Let’s not forget about tinted moisturizers, which are great, particularly during the daytime when you don’t want to apply any other products like foundation or blush. Tinted moisturizers are available from drugstore

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brands to the most expensive designer products. But if you have very pale skin it’s better to use a tinted moisturizer that is available in shades. Sephora has its own brand that is oil-free, has an SPF of 15, and is available in shades from 1-4, as well as one that is simply called Bronze. The trick to using a tinted moisturizer is to blend upward and not get it too close to the jaw line so there isn’t even the slightest line of demarcation. It’s best to use tinted moisturizer alone. A powdered blush over a moisturizer can cause blotchiness and if you use it under a foundation it can change the color. Now that the weather is nicer, we’ll soon be shedding our tights and hosiery for bare legs. One of Mendenhall’s favorites for an instant glow on the body and legs is Jergens Natural Glow Body Moisturizer. He believes it’s foolproof and won’t leave your skin streaky or orange. Jergens Natural Glow is available in three shades and you’ll see an increase of color after several days of use. Now Jergens has a new product called Natural Glow Express, which will show the glow in one use. So now that you’ve weathered the winter and you’re springing ahead, try some of these radiant products. You’ll feel the glow on more than your skin. Janet Flora writes lifestyle and beauty features, and is a former contributor to Make-up Artist and Health magazines. A creative writing teacher and fiction writer, she spends her time in New York and Sag Harbor.

New Cosmetic Procedures in Long Island Southampton, March 2008 – If you’ve watched Oprah or the 6 o’clock news and wondered where you can get the latest cosmetic surgery information, you need look no farther than Southampton’s own Dr. Alexander Covey, author of “Forget the Knife: A Complete Guide to Cosmetic Rejuvenation Without Surgery” (Mill City Press, 2007) who has been providing cosmetic procedures to the people of Long Island since 1988 and has been named “One of the Top Doctors in New York” by the Castle Connolly Guide for 5 years running.

On Tuesday, April 8th, one of New York’s foremost cosmetic surgeons, Dr. Alexander Covey of East End Laser Care in Southampton, Manhattan, and Center Moriches will present “The Newest Advances in Non-Surgical Cosmetic Procedures.” This FREE Event will be held at the Inn at East Wind in Wading River and will start at 6:30 p.m. Dr. Covey will tell you more about ground-breaking uses for new exciting Thermage technology – for reduction of cellulite and unwanted inches in a single Alexander Covey M.D. treatment, and for tightening the eyes, eyelids, abdomen, arms, legs and face. He will also cover the newest Fraxel II Laser and IPL techniques. You’ll be amazed by the results. Dr. Covey will also show you the new VolumaLift (“Liquid Facelift”) as seen recently on the Rachael Ray Show. You’ll see how he can get rid of your wrinkles without downtime – magically. And don’t miss the exciting new treatments to help your figure – Mesotherapy and LipoDissolve – a new way to get rid of your double chin, cellulite, love-handles and unwanted fat deposits all done with no downtime. He will also cover treatments for wrinkles with Botox injections and filling substances such as Restylane, Juvederm, Perlane, Radiesse and other natural fillers. Also discussed will be the unveiling of the new Glo™ Cosmetic System for spring – specially designed to help you moisturize and get rid of unwanted blemishes, uneven skin tone and large pores. Plus, you’ll learn about the latest advances that are sweeping the world. In short, if you want to know anything about what’s new in non-surgical cosmetic treatments, this is your chance to find out more. All designed to get you back the looks you’d like quickly, with no downtime. In addition, you will have a chance to see Dr. Covey perform live demonstrations of some popular cosmetic treatments and a chance to talk with actual patients who have had remarkable results, discuss their experiences with them and find out what’s right for you. Even If You Have Attended This Seminar Before,There Is So Much New Information,You Should Definitely Attend This Event. One thing that’s for sure – if you miss this event you will be missing a lot. All attendees will receive FREE Gifts, Special Discounts, and a limited number of people will get chances to see how they’d look before and after cosmetic treatments through Computer Imaging. Drawings will be held for FREE Cosmetic Treatments and a FREE Vacation for 2. Pre-registration is necessary FOR THIS FREE EVENT. Call (631) 878-9200 NOW to register. Don’t Wait, seating is limited and is expected to be filled to capacity. (Last time many people had to be turned away). This seminar will take place at The Inn at East Wind at 5720 Route 25A in Wading River at 6:30 p.m., followed by a dessert reception. We are asking for a donation of non-perishable food which will be contributed to the Family Service League which has been helping underprivileged children and families on Long Island since 1926. 1044613


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Earthly Delights

By April Gonzales

Planting Up an Easter Centerpiece If you forgot to plant spring flowering bulbs last fall you can make up for lost plans and fill some pots for Easter at the same time. The pots that you fill with soil now for a big spring display will be ready for summer annuals once the spring flowers have passed. After the bulbs are finished blooming, dead head the flowers to avoid seed production and let the leaves grow. Heaths and heathers are the perfect complement to daffodils and hyacinths, and once warmer weather arrives, they can all be put into the ground. The graphic green foliage will still be a great contrast to the fuzziness of the heaths and heathers, which can stay in the pots until November if you like their Mediterranean look. Try hyacinths this spring. They come in many different colors – pink, blue and red plus peachy orange, lavender and yellow. Mix up all the colors for an Easter egg basket effect or stick to all one color for a stronger architectural statement. As the bulbs grow and swell, they produce a magnificent head turning fragrance. Fill the entire pot with only hyacinths. Don’t bother filling in with pansies. Put the bulbs cheek to jowl and sprinkle a little extra soil around to fill in between. Then water, sprinkle again, water, sprinkle – until the soil is settled evenly between all the bulbs. It’s best to find bulbs that aren’t yet in bloom, look for those that are still in the slightly green bud stage. It’s easier to pot them up,

as there is less chance of breaking off a bud. A solid bank of gardenias – like double white daffodils, or Narcissus, can be stunning in a window box. There’s a variety available now that looks like paper whites – minus the odor. Use a large planter full of these, a medium planter of pink heather and a small planter of deep violet Muscari. Or really cause a stir with big planters full of the bright golden yellow of King Alfred Daffodils with Blue Jacket Hyacinths for contrast, using diminutive yellow Narcissus “Tete a Tete” and Muscari in the smaller pots. Using one variety per planter gives a more uniform look perhaps, but planting bulbs in numbers intensifies the fragrance. Also, everything is finished blooming at the same time so there isn’t that odd look that comes when a few things in a mixed pot are over while the pansies bravely soldier on. Don’t shy away from Ranunculas, pansies or tulips in their rainbow of colors. While none will make a good addition to the garden, they’re all cheerful and the pansies can be incredibly fragrant. Look for Ranunculas with more buds than blooms. Plant these three types of flowers very closely together in your container. As they grow, the Ranunculas and tulips will spread out like a big bouquet and the pansies will make a fluffy mound. Buckley’s Garden Center in East Hampton carries some interesting Italian varieties of pansies that have bigger flowers and more interesting color combinations. When the bulbs are done and the foliage has elongated just lift out the contents of the pot into a

wheel-barrow and add the bulbs to the garden. Add Bulbtone when you plant, and remember that daffodils and hyacinths need to be 6” down in the ground and 6” apart. Muscari and smaller narcissus only need a 4” deep hole. Also, the hyacinths won’t put out flowers of the same size for many years to come. The blues and whites are the most reliable, but they won’t do well if planted too shallowly. Since bulbs don’t put out long roots there should be ample soil left in the pots to start the fun all over again. WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW Stock up on potting mix – you can use it for your bulbs, and later annual plantings. Ready made mixes like Miracle Gro or BMX, Pro Mix, etc. all have a light peat moss matrix mixed with vermiculite and nutrients that drain very well – maybe too well. For a long season, additional fertilization will be necessary even if you add an organic fertilizer like Electra into these light mixes. Coir and compost can be added to make a heavier soil mix that’s richer and has better water retention. Too much compost can get heavy and gluey, so try some of the new seaweed and crabshell compost to enrich potting soil. Heavily textured pine bark nuggets placed in the bottom of the planter can lighten the weight – great if you think that it will be moved around a lot – and improve drainage. For more than 20 years, April Gonzales has been involved in garden design, installation and maintenance on the East End, as well as specimen plant scouting and site supervision for landscape architects.

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Letters WE CARE ABOUT PEOPLE TOO Dear Dan, Dear David, RE: THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE! Hey there, I’m writing in response to your article “The Truth Will Set You Free” about your experience finding out about factory farming. First and foremost, I would like to congratulate you on seeking out the truth. It does take a special sort of courage to swallow that “red pill,” so to speak. (Yeah Matrix!) Anyway, being a vegan, my first response was to feel defensive. If I had a quarter for every time someone asked me, “Where do you get your protein?” I’d be a trillionaire. (Okay, well...if not a trillionaire, at least a billionaire!) And the idea that avoiding animal products is a “wussy” thing to do is, well, annoying as anything! If anything, it is the more courageous thing to do, especially in the social setting it sounds like you live in. To go against the norm and to do what is right, and say “I don’t give a @#$% what other people think of me” is very difficult. In the case of veganism, I think it’s especially difficult for men, who might worry that they will be labeled as wimpy or otherwise un-masculine. Anyway, I have some good news. There are much more options to being vegan besides cereal, salad, pasta and Boca burgers. I recommend you get a cookbook or look up some recipes online. Or, depending on where you live, you could check out some vegan restaurants. I live about an hour from NYC, and I’ve gone to a couple amazingly good vegan restaurants there, and it has totally opened up my eyes to all the possibilities! Actually, I have a much more expanded palate now than I did before I became vegan. This is not to suggest that there are not vegan options at regular restaurants. I haven’t had any problems thus far – pasta dishes, as you suggested, are always good. As for cage-free eggs, well sadly the industry doesn’t have any enforced rules/regulations for that, so it’s pretty easy for a company to label its products “free range.” Plus, when the egg-laying chickens are born, all the male chicks are thrown into a trash bag (where they just suffocate and die) immediately, since they’re not “useful” (i.e. cannot lay eggs; are not of the optimal “breed” to become “broiler chickens”). This is the case even for free-range chickens. And finally, what is so “manly” about eating the menstruation of a chicken? And, for that matter, of

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stealing a cow’s breast milk from her baby calves? All right, well I’m sorry if I’m starting to get “preachy.” As you can tell, I am pretty passionate about this subject. But really, one other thing to know is that it is not required that you eat tofu and soymilk in order to be a vegan. I actually do not like soymilk much myself, and I’m still sort of afraid of tofu (although I’m trying to get over that!) Basically being a vegan is so incredibly EASY. You would be surprised. Enough of my ramblings. If you have any questions, I would love to hear your thoughts on this. I won’t lie – I obviously would love for you (and the rest of the world, actually!) to become vegan. But I will certainly not berate you if you decide otherwise. At the very least, I hope I can at least debunk some of the stereotypes you and others may have about vegans i.e. we actually are NOT all angry misanthropes who care more about animals than we do about people! :) Hope to hear from you – if not though, I wish you all the best in your continued pursuit of truth. Yours, Sara Via e-mail It’s amazing how easy it is to avoid factory-farmed meat. – DLR MEET YOUR MEAT Dear Dan, Dear David, I’m not emailing with information on free-range

meat, but because someone posted a link to your article on a vegan forum I belong to. I just wanted to say that I was really impressed by your article. It’s exceptionally honest, and of course the most impressive thing is that you looked something you didn’t really want to know about in the face, and made changes you would rather not have to make accordingly. Many people either keep the blinkers on their whole lives, or manage some mental dissociation between the evils of factory farming and their own responsibility as consumers. I applaud you. It took me sixteen years of being vegetarian to realize that I needed to be vegan if I really cared about the suffering of sentient creatures. I don’t think free-range meat is the answer, but it would be a step in the right direction. The problem is that only eating meat from one source could be even more difficult than vegans, when eating in restaurants or traveling. But I don’t want to criticize. I am genuinely impressed, and I want to help. If you are really living off cereal, salad, pasta and Boca burgers, it seems to me that what you need most is some decent vegan recipes, and there are loads out there. Some cookbooks that come to mind are Vegan with a Vengeance, The Everyday Vegan and Eat, Drink and Be Vegan (I love that last one). If you’re not at that stage yet, check out these great food blogs – Vegweb.com, Veganlunchbox.blogspot.com, Veganyumyum.com, Theppk.com/blog, Blog.fatfreevegan.com. The most powerful argument for not supporting industrial farming of animals is that there is no need to. There are loads and loads of delicious recipes out there, and the number is always rising. If you are worried about nutrition, check out goveg.com or Becoming Vegan, which tells you all you need to know about what to be careful about and what the myths out there are. And if you need any help/advice, please feel free to contact me. I’ve been vegan for six months and my only regret is not doing it sooner. Even if you end up finding a farm that satisfies your conscience, you might want to expand your vegan repertoire and knowledge for the rest of the time. My diet actually got much more varied and interesting when I went vegan. All the best, Rhiannon Via e-mail It was the video of endless fields of two-foot cages that got me. – DLR

Police Blotter Stay Within The Lines A woman in East Hampton was arrested for driving while intoxicated after she was seen crossing over the double yellow lines by police. Aside from driving, reports reveal that the woman was never very good at coloring. * * * Punch Attack In frustration, a man punched and kicked a wall at a home he was doing construction on in Southampton. The man was frustrated because he was having issues working out the measurements of the wall. The man replaced the wall he damaged. * * * Cordless A woman got into a big fight with her neighbor in East Hampton and took her neighbor’s car and drove it, then threw away the keys. Police showed up to find the woman completely intoxicated. They tried to arrest her but she ran from them and threw a cordless phone at one of the officers. After shaking off the cordless phone leg hit, the officer quickly arrested the woman. The upset woman was

unable to check her messages as she was taken away. * * * Gas Bonanza A man freaked out at a Bridgehampton gas station over the price of gas and became irate. For 10 minutes the man began screaming curse words in front of all of the other cars. A station attendant came out to calm the man down, who had already earned cheers from other drivers. * * * Diced Tomatoes A woman in Southampton became upset with her family member and threatened him with a knife. When police arrived, she refused to go quietly, and police had to use force to arrest her. The woman was unable to finish chopping up tomatoes as she was taken away. * * * Need For Speed Police arrested a small group of people who were racing their cars against each other along a road in Southampton. The suspects claimed to have

watched the movie The Fast and The Furious one too many times. * * * No Pay Day A convenience store clerk in Sag Harbor saw two men walk out of the store without paying for a few items. He called police who caught up with the men. The men then went back to the store and paid for the items and were asked to leave. Now there is a lucky slap on the wrist. * * * Stolen Tire? A man reported to police that somebody stole a spare tire and a tailgate off of his truck while it was parked in Water Mill. What? * * * Tool Theft Stolen tools are a problem in the Hamptons because of the lucrative construction trade. Last week was no different. In Southampton, somebody stole a Caterpillar bulldozer right out from underneath their nose. – Compiled and Written By David Lion Rattiner


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Powerwashing Hampton Cedar Care (631) 245-2196 www.hamptoncedarcare.com

Real Estate Services Lynch Paulino Properties (646) 300-4699 www.lynchpaulino.com

Oil Tanks

Service Directory’s

Make Your House A Home

Clearview Environmental (631) 859-0717 email: klw3148@aol.com

Irrigation Irrigation Solutions (631) 205-5700 www.irrigationsolutions.com

Pest Control East End Tick Control (631) 287-9700 (631) 324-9700 www.tickcontrol.com

Generators Daz Electrical Contractor (631) 329-9590 Guardian Home Standby Generators

Pet Fencing Invisible Fence by Canine Control Co. (631) 283-1913 • www.invisiblefence.com

Property Management Concierge Propty Mgmt (631) 774-6188 www.conciergepropertymgmt.com

Cleaning Services Organic Cleaning (631) 662-9440 www.organiccleaning.net

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MIND, BODY & SPIRIT Tax Directory

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Pilates

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MIND, BODY & SPIRIT / DESIGN / SERVICE DIRECTORY Therapy

Design Directory

Design Directory

Yoga

Air Conditioning/Heating

Audio/Home Theater

Architecture / Design

Automotive

Car Service

Audio/Home Theater Carpentry

Design Directory

Catering Design Directory

Carpentry

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Catering

Chimneys

Cleaning

Cleaning

Cleaning

Computers / Internet

Chimneys Construction Cleaning

Closets

Chimneys

Closets

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Construction

Construction

Decks

Delivery / Courier

Domestics

Electrical Contractors

Duct Cleaning

Decks

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

Environmental

Fences

Fences

Electrical Contractors

Environmental

Fences

Flooring

®

Electrical Power Specialists Installation, Maintenance & Repair, and Testing of Residential & Business Facilities • 24 Hour Emergency Response • Indoor/Outdoor Lighting Systems • Security/Alarm/Fire Systems • Audio-Visual/Telephone/ Smart Home • Solar Electric Power Systems • Alternative & Renewable Electric Power Solutions • Emergency Generator Installation • LIPA-Registered Contractor • 39 Years/Licensed & Insured

631-589-6343 505-3 Johnson Ave., Bohemia gc@elemco.com

Environmental

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Flooring

Flooring

Handyman

Handyman

Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Handyman

Heating/Air Conditioning

Home Improvement

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Irrigation

Irrigation

Home Maintenance Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Home Maintenance

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Irrigation

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Kitchens/Baths

Marine

Kitchens/Baths

Landscape/Garden

Masonry/Stone/Tile

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Moving/Storage

Painting/Papering

Organizational Services

Painting/Papering

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Pest Control

Plumbing

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Party Services

Photography/Video

Plumbing

Classified Dept open  days! MF ampm   Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Power Washing

Roofing

Roofing

Roofing

Roofing

Property Management

Power Washing Septic Services

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SERVICE DIRECTORY / EMPLOYMENT Snow Removal

Trees/Shrubs

Window Cleaning

Window Treatments

Building Trades/Labor

Domestic

TI LE SETTE R

Domestic Couple Needed!

Experienced with Tile, Stone, Glass, Marble. References. Call 631-369-2756

Domestic AL MARTINO

Couple needed for 10,000 square foot Southampton Estate on the Ocean. Separate Living Quarters. Child and Animal Friendly. Housekeeping, laundry, light cooking, driving, basic maintenance and gardening. Salary $110,000 plus health insurance. Legal and well referenced.

DOMESTIC SEARCH Select Household Staffing REVIEWED IN N.Y. TIMES, FORBES & DEPARTURES Magaazine *Private Chefs* Our Specialty Estate Managers, Couples

Transportation

Chauffers, Butlers Personal Assistants Naannies, Housekeepers, Caretakers DETAILS, SEE WEB MARTINODOM.COM almartinoagency@aim.com 212-867-1910 0 Fax 212-867-1917

Please email jaime@therightstafflm.com Fax resume to 212-242-0001 Telephone 212-242-0777 Nice family seeking housekeeper/ cook. Full time to live aboard yacht. Sag Harbor, summer. Bahamas, winter. References required. Contact Kerri (917)207-2397

Food/Beverage Deli Help in Springs. Full or Part Time flexible hours. Must be legal. 917-971-7772 N ew bar hiring all positions: bartenders, shots, bottle servers, marketing, etc. Apply in person March 29th 2pm -6 pm. 80 East Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays 631-619-6666. porkysmarketing@hotmail.com

General

Window Treatments “Hamptons Leading Agency”

Accounts Receivable Window Cleaning

F/T Administrative Position Complete knowledge of Excel is a must. Excellent

Trees/Shrubs

HAMPTON DOMESTICS

phone skills required,

“Our 26th Year”

bookkeeping experience a plus.

*Private Chefs* Butler/ Houseman *Coupless* Drivers, Security Estate Managers Elder Care/ Companions Event Staff G roundskeepers Handyman, Housee keepers Ladies Maids Nanny’s Personal Assistants Yacht Staff 631-725-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hampto o ns) 212-838-5900 (New York City)

Window Cleaning

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561-848-4777 (Palm Beach) Licensed & Bonded www.hamptondomestics.coom “see our job listings” Placing Professional Staff in America’s Finest Homes New York Palm Beach Vincent Minuto, Proprietor

Salary commensurate with exp Great work environment with benefits Inquiries to: Kathy or Ellen at 631-537-0500 Or Fax resume to Ellen at 537-6374 , email to: ellen@danspapers

Counterperson/ Driver for east end irrigation supply house. Clean license and English speaking 631-537-1444 Dog Trainer / Sales Person Do you love dogs? We do! Invisible Fence Dog-Containment. Will train, flexible hours, some weekends, 631-283-1913 E XPERIENCED DOG GROOMER necessary for busy Hamptons salon. Salary and benefits negotiable. The Cllassy Canine (631)283-1306

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EMPLOYMENT / DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS General

Retail

Situation Wanted

Merchandise for Sale

G roundskeeper- Handyman, carpentry, landscape experience. Seeking Work. Bi-lingual, Legal. References.. Year round. Live out. 631-404-6870

March Madness Floor Sample Sale!

Mature woman looking for position as housekeeper or home companion. Experience and own car. 631-591-2220.

Announcements General Help Wanted ASSOCIATE INTERIOR DESIGNER Full time, year round for high end design studio Graduate of accredited Design School Organized intelligent non-smoker who is comfortable with clients and has good communication skills Computer literate Drafting g skills a must Job experience in the field a plus Please fax or email resume dstudio@hamptons.com 631-537-1999 phone 631-537--1911 fax Pool company seeking self-motivated people to fill positions in clerical, maintenance & masonry. Good pay and benefits for qualified technicians. 631-283-4040 Security System integrator (Residential/high end) seeks installation and service technician. Minimum 2 years experience. Full health, 401K, competitive salary. Fax resume to Mr. H. 516-876-2020. Intelli-tec Security Services.

Health Care

Lawn/Garden Gardeners needed for gardening company specializing in flowers, vegetables and ornamentals, please call 631-329-8319 Knoweldge of perennials, annuals and general garden care. April- November.Salary dependent on exerience. Contact 631-725-3282 or onobono@optonline.net PHYSICAL PLANT MANAGER: Premier Hamptons tennis & swim club seeks a person to maintain 23 landscaped acres, including 33 clay tennis courts, a pool and indoor space. The ideal candidate must be self-motivated, be able to multi-task in a busy environment and supervise a staff of 10. Full-time salary position from mid-March - Nov. Fax resume 631-267-1082 or email amagansett@sportimetfm.com.

Management/Prof. MANAGER: Premier Hamptons tennis & swim club seeks a mature person with strong people, organizational, and clerical skills to fulfill challenging and exciting position as manager. Tennis background and clay court maintenance experience a plus. Full-time Jun- Aug; part-time Sep- May. Fax resume 631-267-1082 or email amagansett@sportimetfm.com.

HOME HEALTH AIDE needed in Amagansett.

Office

LIVE IN OR OUT

P/T F ront Office Assistant/ Receptionist,

Needed 4- 5 days a week (can be flexible on which days).

approx. 3 days a week (up to 24 hours), no weekends, computer knowledge and excellent phone skills a must, understanding of Excel a plus. Inquiries to: Kathy or Ellen at 631-537-0500 Or Fax resume to Ellen at 537-6374 , email to: ellen@danspapers.com

If live out, needed for 4- 5 hours in AM and 1.5 hours in the evening. Experience necessary to help this man with M.S.

Robert J. Oppenheimer neglects his significant other, K.T. Mary Dunphy, and their dog. Fortunatley she qualified for Welfare and Food Stamps for $126.00 per month.

Merchandise for Sale Art-To-Wear ERTE Jewelry collection. Rare oppty to own a piece of art history. 845-558-1889 www.erteboutique.com

Retail Marie-Chantal- upscale children’s shop in Southampton Village is looking for: P/T stock person (high school student welcome), P/T and F/T sales/ stock help. Great working environment. Please call 631.204.0630 or email resume to kristina@mariechantal.com NEW STORE OPENING Bespoke concept boutique located in Wainscot NY. Seeking qualified and luxury brand experience Sales Associates. Full-Time/ Benefits, P/T. Please e-mail all resumes as a Word attachment to: careers@bellhaus.net

Sales

SALES ASSISTANT: Entry level position in Riverhead for a busy produce sales office. We are seekin ng a highly organized, self motivated person to support the daily activities of an account managee r. Data Entry, heavy phones and computer work involved. THIS IS AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION WITH ROOM TO GROW.

Retail Seeking Experienced STORE MANAGER For Our New Women’s Designer Salon in Soutt hampton

Need to perform tasks with accuracy and attention to detail. P roficient PC skills required including knowledge of MS Office. Ability to work in a team environment, multi-task, and m anage time effectively is required.

Applicants must have experience in high end sales, be personable, and be able to develop a rapport with our

Email resume to: pgruber@andrewandsons.com

or fax to: (631)369-7031 Attention: Paul Gruber

discerning clientele. Person needs to be strong. Duties include bathing, d ressing etc. Must be an experienced driver. We want someone who is POSITIVE & CHEERFUL with great referen nces. COMPETITIVE COMPENSATION. Call (631)267-8555

Part-Time Jobs

Knowledge of fit and fabrics

20th Century antique furniture store and design studio looking for personable part-time assistant. Saturday and Sunday to start. Mac/Photoshop experience a must. Experience with 35mm digital studio photography, knowledge of 20th Century antique furniture and design, background in design preferred. Willing to make deliveries in and out of Manhattan. Handy a plus. Contact 917-318-1239.

along with basic computer

Situation Wanted

skills required. F/T, year

Classic Rock drummer looking to join your band. Available to play local parties and clubs with other middle aged musicians. Call 631-252-3338

round. Salary plus commission and incentives.

jackieok@aol.com fax: 212-535-5153

GRAPHIC ARTIST AVAILABLE - Illustration, cartooning, Adobe Photoshop expert. WWW. JUSTINSMITHART.COM (631)655-8174

Hand-made Italian walnut credenza; 1 year old. 91” x 44” x 21” Like new, $5,500. ($7380 when new) 631-329-5550 Italian marble dining room table, black with white veins, 78x42, Nero Marquino, seats 810, A++ condition, email photos on request. $1,200 negotiable. 631-392-0363

20% - 50% off original price on Selected case goods, lighting, upholstery THE DESIGN STUDIO 2393 Main Street Bridgehampton, NY 631-537-1999

PIANOS FOR SALE • Steinway B Grand 6’10” • Steinway L Grand 5’10” • Steinway M Grand 5’7” • Yamaha Grand 6’5” More. All Mint! Must Sell. Piano Barn Mike (631)726-4640 Pompanoosuc Mills custom made furniture two desks $4,000. Deacon bench $800. Steinway Model K upright piano $6,000. In Southampton. 631-276-1541 Pottery Barn sofa bed with queen mattress and removable custom-made cover. Beautiful, chocolate velvet, new condition. $1,900 ($3,000 new) 631-868-7388

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Rates Text Classifieds $1.30 per word Minimum 15 words/ 2 week minimum run Boxed Ads $36 column inch Minimum 1 inch/ 2 week minimum run Service Directtory; MInd, Body and Spirit, Design Directory Rates vary; call for pricing Multiple week and multiple ad discounts available Ad enhancements available for additional charge All classified ads must be paid in full prior to deadline. No refunds or changes can be made after deadline. Publisher responsible for errors for one week only. All ads scheduled for publication must be confirmed by Dan s Papers prior to publication. Publisher reserves the right not publish certain ads. Dan s Papers follows all New York State Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity Employment laws.

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Merchandise Wanted

Automotive Acura 1999 One owner, 86,000 miles, excellent condition, all luxury features, $7,000. 631-324-9019

J ewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

Automotive

BUICK SKYLARK, 1972

2006 Chevy Impala LT V6, CD MP3 Player, Keyless entry, ABS Brakes, 28 MPG, 29k Stk# 9590A, - $16,995 656 County Road 39A Southampton, NY 631-287-1000

Highest cash paid for fine paintings, antique furniture, porcelain, and glass. Prompt courteous service. 516-798-8954

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales Bridgehampton: 30 Oriental carpets, all sizes. Fountain Pen collection, Cane Collection, Sterling Silver dishes, Paintings and assorted posters. Bamboo Furniture set. Chair sets. Lamps, table and standing. 11-5 Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 103 Hayground Rd. 917-825-0551

2007 Saturn Aura XE V6, PW, PDL, CD MP3, Keyless Entry, 1 Owner,28MPG 16k, Stk# N1016A $16,995 656 County Road 39A Southampton, NY 631-287-1000

Designer Moving- Sag Harbor Fabulous assortment. Saturday March 22, 9am-1pm. 100 Redwood Rd. (off Glover).

2 Door custom convertible Very good condition! Original metallic foreest green v8 350, automatic, new transmission 151k/ AM-FM Drive home: $16,000 neg. Josh: 212-877-1256 CA$H FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT (RV’s Boats transport or buy) Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J’S TOWING LIC. 516-383-4403 INS. Cadillac Seville 1998 SLS Nothstar edition. Fully loaded Asking $5,200, negotiable

Westhampton Beach Tag Sale. House filled with furniture, beds, sofas, tables, antiques, linens, dishes, artwork, posters, household, kitchenware, tools, etc. Dune Road- West of Jessup Lane Bridge. Follow signs. March 28th, 29th, 30th. 9 am - 3 pm. Cash only!

2005 Pontiac G6 V6, Moon roof, CD, Keyless Entry, 1 owner, 15k, 30MPG, Stk# N0871A $14,995 656 County Road 39A Southampton, NY 631-287-1000

Auctions

2007 GMC Canyon Crew Cab, 4WD, 5 Cyl, CD MP3, Keyless Entry, Bed liner, 20 MPG, 14K, Stk# N1327A $22,995 656 County Road 39A Southampton, NY 631-287-1000

FORECLOSED HOME AUCTION NY CITY, WESTCHESTER ESSEX & MORE 100+ Homes Must Be Sold! F ree Catalog 800-264-9316 USHomeAuction.com

2005 Buick LeSabre Custom V6, Keyless Entry, Cd, Leather, 1 Owner, 26MPG, 29K, Stk# N1241A $15,995 656 County Road 39A Southampton, NY 631-287-1000

Lost/Found LOST: Large Stripped Brown Maine Coon Cat. Male. Last seen North Sea area. 631-668-7022, 631-655-8110.

Automotive

Automotive

ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP

A Classic 1959 Ford Ranchero Perfectly restored 312 V-8, 3 speed manual w/ overdrive. MUST SEE $12,50 00 631-284-3557

Pets Unique Dog care. Board, Groom, Train. Country Atmosphere. 2 minutes from Tanger. Customized for your needs. Owner resides on premises. c-dogsunlimited.com. Carolyn Contois, NCMG, CT. 631-655-6006

Seeking Angel funding 85K loan needed for broadcast media and audio post production facility for high profile clients. 20 year staff experience. Solid investment opportunity. Call Chris 919.873.0377 ppinc@att.net

Classes/Instruction

Antiques/Collectibles

REWARD:LOST Black iphone in parking lot of Chinese restaurant in Amagansett next to Brents Deli. 516-819-6358

Business Opportunities

MOTIVATED SELLER! (631)946-1737

FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales Restoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic car. CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819 www.aventuramotors.com

Grand Marquis. 2004. Silver. 4-door. 18,000 miles Pristine condition. $12,500. Extended warranty. 631-377-2167, 631-594-1469(evenings). Mercedes Benz SL500 1998 Black with cream. Excellent running condition. Convertible. Automatic. 6 month special. Lessee must provide insurance. Rate includes 750 miles per month. $2,500 plus tax. 631-265-4000

We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653) www.greatneckcarbuyers.com

F rench Classes by Native Parisian Adults/ Children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais (631) 725-2128 EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505 TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Cleaning A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & Professional Organizer. Personal Service. Experience. Reliability. (631) 725-2128 www.AVSHamptons.com

A STEP ABOVE HOUSECLEANING. Year round/seasonal service. Reliable, Experienced, Professional & Courteous. Call Maria 631-839-0368. mariacj7@hotmail.com. Basement, Attics, Garages: Complete Cleanouts. Interior/ Exterior Demolition. Professional Cleaning Services. 631-298-5362 516-658-5302 Cleaning & Restoration Services

Cleaning HANNA’S CLEANING The Best Residential Housekeepers. 631-727-2880 631-764-5388 cell Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 www.jurgitaandharold.com

Financial Services Business & Commercial Loans Arranged. $50,000 Up. Call 631-481-9119. Funds Available For Any Worthwhile Purpose.

Handyman A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Licensed and Insured. 631-728-8955 Handyman For Weekends Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday Mete Cell 631-664 4-5560 After 3:30pm

Mister Handyman Inc. Home Improvement Masonry, Landscaping& Carpentry, Iron Work & Welding, Renovations, Extensions, General Repairs & Painting. Licensed/ Insured. 17 Years Experience.

Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage.

m rhandymanlongisland.com

Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings.

Tiles, Painting, Carpentry(interior), Parquet flooring, C rown/base molding.

House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate.

Ask for Val 732-330-00358

631-594-1453 516-848-9569

Home Improvements Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446

Cleaning Person. Experienced. Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonabble rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575, 631-591-2178.

Ginter Home Improvement. Windows, doors, kitchens, baths, closets, basements, decking, roofing, siding, and tiles. European craftsmanship. Reasonable rates. call Ginter 631-664-8022

Internet/Online Services LongIslandPersonals.com. Stop wasting time on the other personals sites. Find your LOCAL match. LOCAL.REAL. FREE.

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Landscape/Garden GRAMADO LANDSCAPING Gardening, Planting Hedge trimming Maintenance Cleanups, Lawn mowing Aerating & Over-seeding House watching ...and more! 631 - 276 -1335 Spring’s Coming! Time for Thatching Seeding, Crab grass control, Privet Maintenance, Pruning, Planting Sod, 631-664-5560 LANDSCAPING BY TOM MAC, INC. Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturalists On Staff. 26 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenan n ce (631) 725-1249

Marine

Painting/Papering

Trees/Shrubs

Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

WHOLESALE TREES All Species and Sizes Available. Pest and

Photography/Video

Disease Control Programs. TICK CONTROL

Weddings, Events, Family and Pet Photography.

Complete Fertilization and Property

Reasonable pricing

Maintenance Programs.

European Quality,

CALL TOM MAC

631-942-1427 TheHamptonsPhotographer@ gmail.com

(631) 725-1249 Our 26th Year.

Commercial

Pools/Spas

POOL SERVICE Weekly maintenance, openings, closings, summer rentals. REASONABLE RATES! Call Tom at (631 1)996-4394 acpservice@optonline.net

BRIDGEHAMPTON OFFICES: 3 rooms, 540 feet, in premier office building. The Sandford House, 2405 Main Street. Ground floor, inside and outside entrances, all utilities included. $3,000/ month. Meisel Real Estate 212-677-1340, 631-537-1673. East Quogue Village. Main Street. 1 office available in professional building. Call for appointment. 631-653-9124.

Sewing

14’ Zodiac pontoon. Gas out, fiberglass body, good condition. $1,000 (516)359-7272

More 631-830-1276

DESMOND PAINTING European Craftsmanship 30 yrs exp. Lic’d & Ins’d. J e r ry Desmond 631-678-2796 desmond d7003@aol.com

Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

GREENPORT PRIME RETAIL LOCATION!

AMAGANSETT Ocean view contemporary. 5 bedroom, 5 1/2 baths, 1 car garage, central air, beautifully landscaped with 65’ gunite lap pool, Moments away from beach, shopping, $2.950,000 Also availab ble Monthly, Weekly, Seasonal 631-375-0708 Exclusive Brown Harris Stevens Darcy Rodriguez

Bridgehampton Village within walking distance to town shopping, restaurants, bus & train. Early 1900’s cottage newly renovated & decorated. 2+ Bedrooms, 2 Baths. Very clean & charming. Set on large fenced and landscaped property. MDLD $22,000 +utilities. For appointment, email Dan dlenaham@sanoch.com (516)480-3302

Rooms Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

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Hampton Bays: 1200 Sq.Ft. Commercial space with office, $1100 per month. Two Offices for Rent. $650 each per month includes electric and heat. 516-456-0991 SAG HARBOR Barn with large yard. Good for office, studio and,or storage. Full bath and heat. 2800 sq. ft. $3800 mo. 516-383-1598 Sag Harbor:4500 Sq.Ft indoor/ outdoor space. Newly renovated. High visibility. Excellent parking. 631-725-7189

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Boston Whaler. 1996 17' Boston Whaler Outrage center conTile/Stone/Masonry sole, 96' 130 HP Yamaha 390 hours. Bimini, Spray Dodger. 96' Gunes Stones LLC. All types of Load-Rite trailer. All very clean. stone work; Cultured stone, Blue $14,500. whaler17@mac.com. stone, Lime stone. Interior and exterior Fireplaces, Driveways Moving/Storage Retaining Walls, Stoops, Belgian block, Patios and Walkways. Licensed and insured. Free Always Available estimates. 631-422-1698 Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs Trees/Shrubs House Cleanouts Call Arborvitae, $40 631-723-3456 4 Ft Cypress $30 631-94 46-2565 14 Ft Cypress $300 18 Ft Pines $350

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Chic home on 2.1 lushly landscaped private acres on quiet street. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, heated pool, Jacuzzi, open living great room, central air, close to beach JULY- LD $49,000 MD- LD $55,000 July $25,000 August $30,000 917--865-9917

Bridgehampton South of Hwy. Bike to Beach/ Walk to town Great Location ,Quiet Street Crisp Modern Renovated Home Sunny 3BR, 2bath, CAC, WBF MD- LD $40K, Aug. $25K, July $20K 646-943-3103 Bridgehampton Beach House. 4 Bedrooms. 3-minute walk to ocean. Dock w/ canoe, A/C. Privacy. Amazing location! www.swansnest.com 212-794-1000

Bridgehampton. 4 Bedroom, 3 bath, 2 private acres. Great home with pool and large deck. Pretty landscaping. Lots of lawn. Terrific master suite with double Jacuzzi. 2 story great room with beamed ceiling. Minutes to Hampton Classic, Sag Harbor, Ocean Beaches. MD- LD: $39,000. July- LD $37,000. 917-797-8838. Bridgehampton/Watermill “Treetops”

Summer Rentals EAST HAMPTON Gorgeous Large 1 Bedroom Duplex Apartment. IF QUALITY & THREAD COUNT MATTER, must see deesigner decorated living room, dining area, flat screen TV, 1-1/2 baths, AC, hardwood floors throuughout overlooking pool and English gardens with koi pond. PLENTY OF PRIVACY USE OF POOL WALK TO EVE E RYTHING Ideal for one or two. No smoking, pets. MD- LD $20,000. Carol (631)329-0270 after 5PM

Stunning 180 hilltop ocean, golf view from every room! Secludeed, luxurious 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath with 2 story poolhouse/studio, billiard room, piano, heated poo ol, spa and outdoor shower with extensive multidecks on 4 plus wooded acres including golf option!! July $25,000, August $30,000, Both $50,000. Photos available 631-537-9466 for the perfect sum m mer! Bridgehampton: 3 bedroom charming 1920s farmhouse. Beautiful gardens, patio, very private. Walk to town. $24,900 summer. 631-537-2627

EAST HAMPTON Sleek and Sexy, 4 bedroom contemporary, in near northwest, 1.5 miles to village. 40 ft great room w/ stone fireplace, overlooking flat acre with 50 ft heated pool. 3 marble baths, desiigner Viking kitchen, central air, cathedral ceilings MD-LD $55,000 Call Jeff. 646-831-1567

EAST HAMPTON Immaculate home Tastefully furnished Private setting, 3 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath with ground level office and family room. Open design, cathedral ceilings, great for e ntertaining. Master bedroom suite on separate floor with balcony and loft area. F rench doors in living room overlook heated pool, deck, and beautiful landscaping. Teak furniture on outdoor diniing deck with Weber gas grill. Fireplace, central air, central vac. TVs with Cable/VCR/DVD and cable modem in office. Indoor/outdoor sound system. MD-Aug. 17th $30,000 917-375-3915

East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Family friendly, sunny, bright saltbox. Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, Finished Basement with play room, laundry, maids room and full bath. Mature landscaping with heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access. www.besteasthampton.com August $20,000 (last 2 weeks an option) Owner 917-328-4482 or patpramer@aol.com East Hampton Country Estate Secluded and magnificent Daniel: 201-472-8691 Further details: www.EastHamptonHouseForSale.com

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals East Hampton Dune Alpin Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 Baths, central air. pool and tennis. Bike to ocean. Walk to Red Horse. MD- LD $40,000 Owner 212-228-9678 631-537-7519 EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE On beautiful, tree-lined street. Walk to all. Charmii ng, renovated 4 bedroom, 2 bath, new kitchen,

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East Hampton: Unbelievable deal! Stunning 1 level designer decorated 2400 sq ft. contemporary. Double height great room/ french doors. Marble fireplace, HDTVs, gourmet kitchen. 3 bedroom suites/ double jacuzzi. New gorgeous heated pool/ waterfalls. Romantic nightscape lighting. Huge deck, acre. MD-LD $45,000 516-676-7779. 516-448-2321. http://www.vrbo.com/99426

Hampton Bays Waterfront, 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath, 3300 sq. ft home on bay, sandy beach, tennis,heated endless pool, much more, 60k MD-LD Hampton Bays New 4 bedroom 3.5 bath,near bay and ocean $17,000 MD-LD Hampton Bays Waterfront, 3 bedroom 1 bath private beach cottage $17,000 MD-LD Hamptons Coastal Realty 631-728-8877. Cell# 631-365-3828 www.hamptonscoastalrealty.com

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton, 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com

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Sag Harbor Village Walk to town, one block to Haven Beach, immaculate newly decorated, 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, Air conditioning, large yard, huge deck, all amenities. $45,000 MD - LD 631-899-3671 516-524-7074

East Hampton: 3BR cottage in prime location. Walk to Main St. Bike to Main Beach. 4 bikes avail. for free/ loan. Season $40,000 MD- July 6. $16,000. LD week 917-714-6432 is negotiable. 646-246-4725 or easthamptoncottage@yahoo.com East Hampton village fringe. 2 www.easthamptoncottage.com bedroom, 1 bath. $19,000 sumEAST HAMPTON: adorable 4 mer. Year round $25,500. bedroom cottage .Close to all, +utilities. 917-613-8521 MD- LD . $22,000 East Hampton, Northwest 516-982-6186 White contemporary Heated pool, Central air East Hampton: Renovated 3 4 bedrooms, 2 baths BR, hot tub, close to Ocean, Walk to water Bays and Village. Seasonal WIFI $27,000 or yearly rental nm@martinarchitects.com Mem m orial Day-Labor Day EAST MORICHES $34,000 BAYFRONT! July 1 -Labor Day $29,000 2 BR, 3 Bth condo, 703-994-1009 boat slip. MD- LD $17,000. East Hampton, Springs CLEARWATER BEACH

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Heated pool Newly landscaped 0.5 acre Memorial D ay - Labor Day $26,000 July $13,000 August $14,000 Principals only (718)745-7309 East Hampton. Stunning Springs contemporary. Newly designer renovated. 4 bed, 3 new baths, new kitchen, full basement with playroom including pool table and gym. 40 foot heated, kid friendly pool. Great decks. O/D shower. Central AC. Walk to marinas. July 14k. August- LD $18k (917)519-1865

Fully renovated Designer cottage 2 bedrooms 1 block from beach. 500 MD- LD $19,5 Rentable year round 631-204-0185

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East Hampton/ Sag Harbor 4 Bedrooms, 4 Baths. Bright, airy floor plan. Heated pool. Walk to bay beach. Season $32,000. 917-744-4887 ehsummer@aol.com

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EAST HAMPTON: Super family house, Tennis, heated child safe Pool, Spa, Great Yard, 4 bedroom, CAC, Family, Sun, Dining, Piano, exercise Rec/ Gym rooms, close to village and beaches. July $28,000. Weekly $8000. 631-324-8260

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Hampton Bays. Expanded split level. 4 bedrooms, LR DR, EIK, 3 baths. Great room, pool. Walk to bay or even closer to ocean. $35,000. IN#92250. Sharon Meyer C21 Agawam Albertson. 631-655-3942.

North Haven - Sailboat races, patios, pink sunrises! Five-bedroom, four-bath, cathedral ceiling. Media-room. August $70,000. Folio#19224. Call Muriel Falborn 631-291-3924. Sagaponack South - 2 private acres, Traditional Hamptons home offers 7 bedrooms, 7 baths, Heated pool, gym & home theatre. Close to Ocean! July - Labor Day 2008 $190,000. July $90,000. August-LD $100,000. September 2008 $40,000. Folio# 5786. Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552.

Southampton Cove - Peaceful Private Waterfront Community! Freshly renovated split level, 2 living rooms, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, nicely furnished. MD LD $22,000 Waterr Mill - Private Contemporary! Conveniently accessible to beaches, shopping, transportation. Fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, a/c units, garage, pool. MD - LD $35,000

Sag Harbor Village: Newly renovated, 2 BR apt in heart of historic district, 1 block from water. Long season, May 1- Oct. 1, $15,000. (631)725-1743 Sag Harbor Waterfront Large 1BR . Boater’s delight! Facing pool, pond and cove. Private entrance. Dock available. MDLD includes utilities, wireless internet. Walk to town & tennis. $14,250. 646-594-4244

Southampton Village - Deluxe Mediterranean Escape! Light, bright, open and airy, fireplace, 3 Sag Harbor. 4,000 sq ft brand bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, new luxurious house. 5 bedheated pool. MD - LD $50,000 rooms, 4,5 baths, 2 living rooms, Hampton Bays: Waterfront, Very secluded 3 bedroom plus office, formal dining room, gourSagaponack - Private & ImSouthampton Waterviews loft house on Peconic Bay. Primet kitchen, 2 fireplaces, 2 car maculate. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Ocean and Bay Vistas from On vate beach adjacent to nature garage, headed in-ground pool, preserve. Spectacular sunsets. 2 Heated pool, living room w/ fpl, High! Deluxe contemp, cathebig beautiful yard, fenced in dral ceiling, fireplace, 4 bedbaths, central air, washer dryer, 2 car garage. Summer $95,000. gate. Near ocean/ bay beaches. rooms, 4.5 baths, central air, kayaks. Available MD-LD $28k, Annually $115,000. Folio# MD- LD $65,000 or July 1stpool. MD - LD $70,000 partial summer possible. Call MD $45,000. Serious inquires 19112. Call Amy Unangst at 718-499-8079. Location photos 631-334-0552. only. Owner (631)725-4790 NORTH SHORE can be emailed. WATERFRONT!!! Sag Harbor. Charming sunny 1 Sagaponack - One story 2,500 New 4 BR, 5 bath home. bedroom furnished apt. Close to Hampton Country Real Estate sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, Sleeps 10 comfortably. village, beach. MD- LD $7000, 19 Corwith Avenue, CAC, handicap accessible. FoGourmet kitchen, includes all. 631-725-6030. Bridgehampton, lio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, in- ground pool, 631-537-2000 Yearround $65,000. Call Lally private beach access! Sag Harbor/ Noyac Famous www.HamptonCountry.com Mockler at 516- 971-6002 Writer’s Paradise. Walls of MD- LD $48,0 000. glass, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, 50’ Bridgehampton -Private plus Sag Harbor - Bay 5 bedrooms, No smoking/ pets. heated lap pool, decks galore, desirable Location! 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths 3,000 sq.ft. with teak (631)929-5870 very private. MD-LD $31,000. 2.5 baths, heated pool, garage, decking, pool. Nicely appointed. June $10,000. July $11,000. outdoor shower & deck w/ bbq, MD-LD $70,000. July-LD August $12,000. 917-520-5292 Memorial Day to Labor Day $60,000, July $30,000 QUOGUE AREA $41,000. Annually $51,000. Fo- August-LD $35,000. Folio Sag Harbor: Entire upstairs, LUXURY RENTAL cathedral ceilings, skylights, lio# 19139. Call Amy Unangst #5405 Call Lally Mockler at MD- LD 2008 large master bedroom, fireplace. at 631-337-0552. 516- 971-6002 $175,000 Separate entrance via 35-foot 7 Bedrooms + Office + deck. One mile to beach. $16K Bridgehampton South -Modern Southampton - Handhewn 7 Baths, 9,000 sq.ft. MD- LD. 631-899-3876. 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, pool, pribeams, country, 1760's 3-bedPost Modern. Built 2006. vate grounds, walk to Ocean room, 3-bath, near ocean/cinSagaponack designer barn. 4 1st Floor Master Suite, Beach. Folio# 5783. Memorial ema; professional stove, MD-LD acres South, gunite pool, cottage, Heated Pool, Gym Day -Labor Day $90,000. $36,000. Folio#19224. Call all amenities. Season $80,000; and Private. July-Labor Day $75,000. Call Muriel Falborn, July- August $60,000. Close to Ocean & Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. 631-537-2000x316. (631)834-4853 Restaurants. Bridgehampton Village SOH - Jamesport. Charming cottage. Call for Virtual Tour. 2 bedrooms. Available April 2,000 sq.ft. home 3bedrooms, 917-301-2416. -Oct., MD- LD, monthly, or 1.5bath plus garage/studio, tenBRIDGEHAMPTON/ Please Noo Groups. weekly. Contact nis. July-Aug $30,000 SAGAPONACK jamesport22@yahoo.com. Folio#4286 Call Lally Mockler Remsenburg. Best deal. Charmat 516- 971-6002 4600 sq. ft. Traditional, Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. ing 3 bedroom, 2 bath, heated 61 Montauk Highway 5 BR, 3.5 baths, pool, air conditioning. Season East Hampton Village Fringe Quogue $24,000; July $10,000; August 3 car garage, CAC,, heated Newly renovated! Contempo631-653-4197 $12,000. (646)242-5352 rary close to Ocean beaches. 4 gunite pool. Near beaches Jeancarbonerealestate.com bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, vaulted & villages. ceilings & skylights, fireplace, Quoogue - Canal Front Gem with eat-in-kitchen, 20x50 Heated four bedrooms and three baths, MD-LD $89,000. pool. Summer 2008 $55,000. Fo- stone's throw to ocean ROW, $40,000.00 July-L.D. lio# 4606 Call Amy Unangst SAG HARBOR Extended season or year WALK TO LONG BEACH 631-334-0552 round availablee. Quogue - Pristine Contemporary with four bedrooms and Airy, comfortable, East Hampton - 3,200 square ft. newly renovated home. Post Modern New Construction, three baths, heated pool and all 631-267-6182 5 bedrooms, 2 baths, close to village 4 bedrooms, 3.5 weather tennis court, $25,000.00 August-L.D. living room/ fireplace, baths, garage with bonus room. 631-276-3317 oversized kitchen/ dining/ Gunite pool & spa. Memorial Westhampton - Newly conliving area, CAC, Day to Labor Day $55,000. July structed waterfront home with internet, big deck k. to Labor Day $42,000. July Shelter Island. 2 bedrooms, floating dock, 6 bedrooms, five $20,000. August to Labor Day 1.5 baths, pool. Sleeps 9. plus full baths, CAC, heated June $10,000; July $13,000 Screened in porch near water. $28,000. Weekly $5,300. Will pool, two car garage, beautiful August $14,000 Kayaks and bikes. MD- LD consider extended season. private grounds, $95,000.00 $21,000 No smoking, no pets. Folio#16089. Call Anthony MD-LD available yearly for 917-363-1758 Hayes at 516-768-8037. $115,000.00 email: creedc@alphamw.com 631-926-2920.

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals SHINNECOCK HILLS: Furnished Studio on Bayfront Beach. Incredible view. Front porch. Backyard. All necessities. Utilities inc. Suits Two. References. No Pets! MD-LD $9250. 917-685-8203 judgingcrater@yahoo.com

SOUTHAMPTON SHINNECOCK HILLS Gorgeous 4 BR, 3 baths, CAC, in- ground pool, wirelless internet. MD- LD $50,000 July $20,000 August $25,000 631-266-1759, 516-376-1329

Southampton SOH Charming and pristine, quiet 3+ bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pool. MD- LD $33,000. 516-987-3268 Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful, 1 and 2 bedroom apartments, completely furnished, each with private entrances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Available MD- LD No smoking, no pets. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870

Summer Rentals SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Storybook cottage nestled in flower garden on private acre. Light streams into 2.5 bedrooms, dining room, living room, porch, pine wicker. All amenities. Bike to everything. MD- LD $19,000. 631-283-3339, 212-255-2927, (cell) 917-797-0082 email:storybkcottage@aol.com

Southampton Village: 100 year old Farmhouse, Ground Floor Apt .3 bedrooms, 2 baths, Deck, Yard, W/D, Walk Town. MDLD $16,000 Jeff 646-831-1567 Southampton waterfront. Rich fisherman’s cottage. 2/ 3 bedrooms, large EIK. Summer rental MD- LD $30,000 or rent to own $2,950 per month $5,400 toward down payment after 12 months. (631)244-3574 www.southamptonwaterfront4sale.com Southampton- Post modern, 4 bedroom, 3 bath, CAC, heated pool, first floor master, great location! MD- LD $44,000. 631-287-0528 Southampton. Beautiful Contemporary Ranch on Bay. Great Views, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, LR, EIK, in-ground pool. Cottage on property with full amenities. IN#80339. $65,000. Sharon Meyer C21 Agawam Albertson. 631-655-3942.

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SOUTHAMPTON 8 BEDROOM WILLIAM MERRITT CHASE ART VILLAGE @ THE HELEN PARRISH PEABODY ESTATE Be original, have your summer vacation rental be framed by American painter William Merritt Chase’s artists colony y. Not only is this 2 acre estate with pool and rose garden sitting on the 1st important outdoor sum m mer school of art in the U.S., but it also lies closely adjacent to the Atlantic Ocean and chic viillage life of Southampton. The aesthetic exteriors and vintage restored interiors will fill your sum m mer appetite. Sunlight of the sea, blue and white Hydrangeas and swinging porch verandahs will be yo our portrait for a 2008 green privet secret hedges of the famous Hamptons world. IN ADDITION YOU CAN N HAVE EVENTS, ALL EQUIPMENT INCLUDED! Whether it’s the quiet dignity of a well decorated, fully furniished, all equipped, hidden respite or a open party setup, this is the vacation destination for you! MD- LD $195,000 July $76,000 August $86,000 July & August $124,000 7 Day Package $8-16,000 Weekend Evvent Plus Package Starts @ $10,000 Receptions, Showers, Wedding Packages Start @ $10,000 Year- Round d $235,000 CALL FOR MORE INFORMATION AND PICTURES:

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7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughoout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars.

Beautiful Fourteen Hills Court Area Private wooded 3 Acres, 3 Bedrooms/ 2 Baath CAC, Heated Gunite Pool, Huge deck. Full Summer Plus $39,000 (917) 642-3228

Southampton: Privacy! 3 Bedroom, 2.5 bath, in ground pool, central air, decking. No neighbors! Walk to Tennis and day care. Available: July $12,000, August-LD $13,000. MD-LD $23,000. Doug 917-478-7774. E-mail: arndt212@aol.com. Southampton: Tastefully furnished, picture pretty queen room. Private bath, direcTV. Large, beautiful, manicured home. Weekend- Week- Month. (631)283-8613 SPRINGS: ARCHITECT HOUSE. 2 bedrooms, 2 bath, huge kitchen. Tons of glass. Lap pool. Central A/C. July, $11,500. August 1 - Labor Day, $14,500. July 1 - Labor Day, $25,000. 212-966-0865. bgnp.net

Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Lan n dscaped. Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage. MD-LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 3 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell

Water Mill North of Highway. Spectacular ocean view. 3+ Bedroom Contemporary, 3.5 Baths. Newly renovated & furnished, large decks, heated inground gunite pool set on secluded 5 acre wooded lot. Very private. Centrally located just minutes to villages and bay/ ocean beaches. $75,000 season. For appointment, email Dan Wainscott, East Hampton: dlenahan@sanoch.com funished apt near ocean, $20,000 (516)480-3302 Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. WATER MILL/ Southampton a rtherzog@aol.com Beautiful Fourteen Hills Court Area. Private wooded 3 Acres, 3 Bedrooms/ 2 Bath, CAC, Heated Gunite Pool, Huge deck. Full Summer Plus $39,000. (917)642-3228

Wainscott South, Estate section. Fully furnished 3 bedroom 2.5 bath traditional on quiet street near ocean beach. Heated pool, fireplace, CAC, farm field views, walk to Jitney, bike to beach. Summer $65,000, Year Round $80,000. (516)991-5718.

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WESTHAMPTON 1 BR Cottage pool, tennis, docking. May 15th- June 25th $5,000 Aug 5th- Sept 15th $5,,000 or Weekly 631-882-1986

WESTHAMPTON DUNE ROAD, OCEAN FRONT. Five bedrooms, three full baths, + outdoor shower, great room m , central air, elevator, heated pool, steam room, huge wrap a round decks, (2,400 sq. ft) for enterr taining, Available August/ including Labor Day $42,000

WESTHAMPTON 5 bedroom, 3 bath Well-appointed, sun-filled, newly renovated, private 20x40 pool/ spa, quiet cul-de-sac. Walk to bay. MD- July $25k Aug- LD $25k MD- LD $40k 347-623-8499

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Owner 631-288-7846 516-8526413 Westhampton Dunes. Dune Road. Lovers’ cottage. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Newly decorated June $10,000, July $15,000, August 1- LD $15,000. Whole season $32,000. 516-292-5887.

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WESTHAMPTON BEACH 1 BR Dune Road condo. Across from ocean beach on marina. Weekly $1,600 Flexible Schedule. (917)691-2098 Westhampton Beach Dune Road Bayfront. 7 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, Pool. Hot Tub, Central Air. MD-LD $95,000, July $40,000, August $45,000. 917-623-0529. Photos: jryoung917@aol.com Westhampton Beach, Beautiful Waterfront Studio. Includes Tennis/ Pool/ Beach/. Weekly, monthly, Seasonal. Reasonable. 845-558-1889, 201-934-0878. Westhampton Beach. New. 5 bed, 5 bath. Heated pool plus child fence. Includes beach pass. July $15,950. 917-617-1235.

Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-579-4964 www.theresidencesof.com East Hampton beach house, water views/ access, ocean, kayak, 4 BR’s, 3 full baths, chef’s kitchen, large deck, heated pool. 1 & 2 week rentals; June, July, August. Lazarus Group (516)536-6300

Winter Rentals Southampton Village. Furnished 1 bedroom cottage, beautiful grounds, February, March, April. $950 monthly, heat included. (212)947-9259 Southampton/ Wainscott. Fully furnished studios from $800 per month. All utilities included. Call 631-537-2900 or email hello@enclaveinn.com.

Westhampton Beach/ Quogue Gorgeous, new, private, 1 bedroom apartment, tastefully furYear-Round Rentals nished, all amenities, HVAC, patio. No smoking/ pets. $12,000 East Hampton: Available now! covers everything. 516-456-5776 Delightful, light, airy private Leave message. contemporary tucked into peaceful, wooded setting. Midway beWESTHAMPTON tween East Hampton And Sag Country Cottage Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 baths. MD- LD $21,000 Master Jacuzzi, sunny pool, cenYear Round $2,300 tral air. fireplace. Photos availPrivate road, 1+ acre, able. $46,000. Call owner bike to beach, fully furnished (646)246-7227 2.5 bedroom, 2.5 baths, washer/ dryer. East Quogue 2 bedroom apartEmail: nanvic@aol.com Cell 917-821-9991

ment, like new, private entrance. No pets, no smoking. $1,400/ month. Call Tom 631-278-5872

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Hampton Country Real Estate Hampton Country Real Estate Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com North Haven Waterviews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - Brand Bridgehampton -Off Lumber New Construction, 4 bedrooms, Location. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen, Living rm w/ fireplace, heated 4,000sf. of living space, firepool, garage, outdoor shower & place, Heated gunite pool , Hampton Bays. 3 bedroom, deck w/ bbq, private! Memorial Crawl to the beach. Annually 1.5 bath ranch. Living room with Day to Labor Day $41,000. An- $130,000. Folio# 17790. Call fireplace. EIK, full basement nually $51,000. Folio# 19139. Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. with washer/ dryer. Hardwood Call Amy Unangst at floors. Central air. Walk to town 631-337-0552. Sag Harbor-Year Round! 4 and schools. $2,000 month plus bdrm, 3 bth, living room with utilities. 631-728-1271. Bridgee hampton South- Walk to vaulted ceiling and fireplace, the village, top location!, 4 bed- pool, and finished basement, HAMPTON BAYS: Magnifirooms, 4 baths, htd. gunite pool, yearround $60,000. Call Angela cent renovated ranch south of pool house, lush grounds. Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777 highway. Sunlit 7 rooms, 2 Newly renovated. A must see! baths. CAC, 2 car garage, deck $89,000 annually. Folio#18610. Sagaponack - Private & Imand gardens. $2,200 No fee. Call Amy Unangst at maculate. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, 631-725-1448 631-334-0552. Heated pool, living room w/ fpl, 2 car garage. Summer $95,000. Hampton Bays: Private studio East Hampton Village - CenAnnually $115,000. folio# apartment. Walk to beach, 1 trally located & close to Village, 19112. Call Amy Unangst at person only, non smoker/ no Walk or Bike! 4 bedrooms, 2.5 631-334-0552. pets. Utilities included $900 baths, central air, living room month. 631-728-2718 Avail with fireplace, garage. Annually Sagaponack - One story 2,500 March 1 $55,000.Folio# 5410. Call Amy sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, Hampton Country Real Estate Unangst at 631-334-0552. CAC, handicap accessible. Fo19 Corwith Avenue, lio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Bridgehampton East Hampton Village Fringe - Yearround $65,000. Call Lally 631-537-2000 Newly renovated! ContempoMockler at 516- 971-6002 www.HamptonCountry.com rary convenient to Ocean Southampton- Northside Hills beaches. 4 bedrooms, 3 bathBridgehampton Village - Steps rooms, open floor plan with winner! Over 4,500 sqft of livto World Pie, 4bedrooms, 1.5 vaulted ceiling, skylights and ing space. Features 5 bdrms, 5.5 baths, Large LR, Parlour, fireplace, eat-in-kitchen, 20x50 bths, htd pool and so much more. Kitchen & Pantry. Unfirnished. Heated pool. Annually $70,000. Year Round $125,000. folio $36,000. Annually. Call Amy Folio# 4606 Call Amy Unangst 5888 Call Angela Boyer-Stump Unangst at 631-334-0552. 631-334-0552 917-207-7777 FLANDERS 2 BR cottage, LR, kitchen and bath. AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY! $975 per month. (631)727-4297

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Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com

Sag Harbor Village. 1 bedroom apartment. Off- street parking. $1,600 plus utilities. (631)725-4895

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE

So o uthampton Villa - South of the Highway: 5,300sq.ft with living room, sitting room, formal dining room, 2 fireplaces, eat-in kitchen, 6 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, heated pool, tennis, 3 car garage and breathtaking pond views. Available Annually $250,000. Folio #2256. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Sag Harbor Village: 2 bedroom, 1 bath apt. in old Federal house, no pets. $1,800 plus utilities. (631)725-1743 Sag Harbor/Noyac. Basement apartment, natural light, washer/ dryer access, cedar closet, bedroom, kitchen, living room. Walk to beach. $1,300 monthly includes utilities. 631-252-1131.

Southampton Cove. New quiet Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 1/4 acre. Walk to beach. 3- 4 61 Montauk Highway bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Master Quogue suite with huge walk-in closet. 631-653-4197 Energy star appliances. Full Jeancarbonerealestate.com basement with outside entrance. Lots of storage. $2990/ month or Westthampton - Three bedMD- LD $22,000. rooms, one and a half baths, Owner 631-259-2470. OHA heat $1,800.00/month REMSENBERG 4 bedroom, private flag lot, pool, south of the highway. $2,500 mo. 631-686-6500 Sag Harbor Large 2 bedroom near school and close to town. Walking distance to the beach. $1,800. No pets, no smoking. Suitable two. 3 bedroom summer rental also available $20,000 season. 631-725-7705 or 631-764-7667

Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Mint! Yearly, monthly. 347-645-3315, cohenjacq@aol.com

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

Is neatness a consideration in your future residence? Well our pleasant 2 bedrooom, 2 bath cottage which is a short stroll to LIRR station is as neat as they come $1,700 per month ITS WORTH A P REVIEW! Call broker /owner at (516)647-6700

Southampton Village, 3 bedroom 2 bath, new kitchen, sun room, w/d, private, $2,800 monthly. 516-835-9190 Southampton Village: 1 bedroom 2nd floor apartment. Kitchen and bath. Garden quiet street. $1200 monthly plus utilities. Memorial Day- Labor Day $7,000 or $3,000 monthly. 631-287-3847, 212-724-9323. Southampton Village: 100 year old Farmhouse, Ground Floor Apt .3 bedrooms, 2 baths, Deck, Yard, W/D, Walk Town. $2000 month, plus utilities. 646-831-1567

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 12/29/2007 AMAGANSETT Kunkel to Peter KRAFT, Tracy HOWE, 68 Fresh Pond Road 1,225,000

BRIDGEHAMPTON Tamburini to Robert & Susan LEWIN, 23 Bridge Hill Lane 2,075,000 M & M Property Mgmt LLC to Barbara TICHNER, 8 Scuttlebut Farms 4,895,000

EAST HAMPTON Talmage to Linda TALMAGE-EMERSON, Sawmill Lane, 1,187,500 Talmage to Stephen Emerson--TALMAGE, Long Lane, 1,187,500 Salomon to Robert & Tammy STANSEL,Green Hollow Road, 1,250,000 Rastu to David & Rebecca HOBERT, 13 Dering Lane, 2,510,000

and 2/8/2008

Pollak to John & Diane VEZZA, 76 Lewis Road, 1,150,000 Bodner to Thomas & Lorraine MORGAN, 25 Dune Road, 2,175,000

GREENPORT Mr. Robert's Food Stores to Omer FAROOQI, 300 Front St. 1,200,000

QUOGUE

Forbes to Adrienne DENKER, Paul HEISELMAN, 31 Jessup Ave, 1,125,000 East House Assoc LLC to QUOGUE ST DEV LLC--52 Quogue St, 4,150,000

REMSENBURG

HDN Realty LLC to Toni Jo MORRELL, 32 Club Lane, 1,500,000

SAG HARBOR

Salzhauer to Andrea GOREN, 61 East Hollow Road, 3,150,000

Shariff to Timothy & Samantha CULVER, 287 Main Street, 1,200,000

Hither Lane LLC to Jack & Jill LASERSOHN, 30 Hither Lane, 8,975,000

Alvarado to Michael DUPONT, 298 Division Street, 1,600,000

EAST QUOGUE 140 Maggie Dr. Corp to Meciko MUHASEMOVIC, 140 Maggie Dr., 1,000,000

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SHELTER ISLAND McGayhey to S & S IV LLC, 4 Locust Woods Drive, 1,200,000

SOUTHAMPTON Beckman to Elizabeth LINDEMANN,161 White Street,1,850,000 Firestone to Thomas APPIO, 160 Breese Lane, 2,100,000

SOUTHOLD Christie to BELLE VIEW LLC, 250 Midway Road, 1,114,825

WAINSCOTT EH Plumbing & Heating to JOJOBEN LLC, 348 Montauk Hwy, 1,200,000 Pfeifle to David & Amy FLANNERY, 250 Mecox Road, 5,700,000

WATER MILL Ostberg to CSC TRUST CO OF DELAWARE, 21 Fordune Drive, 8,700,000 DeGeorge to FLYING POINT LLC, 1225 & 1235 Flying Point Rd, 8,900,000

WESTHAMPTON BEACH Protomastro to Aimee ZARABI, 129 Oneck Lane, 1,300,000 McGivney to 16 LOTT AVENUE REALTY LLC, 16 Lott Ave, 1,801,000

Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period AMAGANSETT

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Flynn to Philip & Patricia IRVING, 18 Broadhollow Road, 510,000

Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000

Robbins to Cristina & Michael SPINDLER, 23 Cranberry Hole Rd, 655,000

Holdsworth to 46 NEWTON ROAD LLC, 46 Newton Road LLC, 545,000

Phillips to John & Lisa IULO, 30 Beach Avenue, 682,000

Von Oehsen to David & Catherine VON OEHSEN, 220 Town Ln, 840,000

Gardner to Wayne & Janet CELAURO, 15 Red Creek Circle, 680,000

B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000

Johnson to Ronald MONGELLUZZO, 10 Pepi Court, 830,000

J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000

Smith to Michael & Alice McGRATH, 4 Rehan Avenue, 830,000

Schaffer to Elise HORNING, Gail NEWMANN, 6 Simpson Rd, 500,000

EAST HAMPTON

Piotrowski to Alda STIPANOV, 37 Glade Road, 550,000 Straniero to Paul & Dorota CLEGG, 160 Montauk Highway, 627,500 Koppinger to Valeria POLLAK, 136 Cove Hollow Road, 678,000 Stotzky to Rita LINDER & Perry ARNOLD, 34 Runnymede Drive, 719,000 Gettinger to Bram WEBER, 54 Whooping Hollow Road, 815,000

MONTAUK ORIENT

Gleason to Nicholas FARMAKIS, 230 Greenway West. 620,000

QUOGUE

SHELTER ISLAND

Ivester to Deidre & Jean-Pierre RIOU, 2 Washington Street, 800,000

SOUTHAMPTON

Kadlec Trust to Jane KOLBENHEYER, 17 Maylen Drive, 540,000

Gendusa to Buddy EVANS, 40 Wooded Oak Lane, 840,000

Hatch to James TAYLOR, Anik PEARSON, 12 John Street, 500,000

Valli to Wayne & Linda VIVIANO, 2 Staller Drive, 510,000

Sound Housing LLC to W. Johann 501 Willow Pond Dr, 270,980

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990

Mayer to Nicholas & Eugenia HATGIPETROS, 19 Fairline Drive, 550,000

J & K Cicciari to M. Mazzeo, 43 Blueberry Cmn, 317,000

Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000

Corredor to Louis KENNEDY, 416 Montauk Highway, 600,000

Windcrest Riverhead & J & N Roughan, 7 Green Ash St, 525,000

Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000

Rhodes to William & Katherine IOANNIDES, 152 Malloy Drive, 975,000

Riverhead Reeves Assoc to HILLENBRAND, 81 Bellflower Court, 502,000

EAST QUOGUE

FISHERS ISLAND

T. Shillo to W & P Mallinson, Sappho Rd, 30,000

HAMPTON BAYS

Est. Kelly to John & Kathleen PATURNO, 3 Peconic Overlook Dr, 500,000

RIVERHEAD

SAGAPONACK

Kakerbeck to Jonathan & Ann AUERBACH, 310 Sagg Road, 740,000

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 23 Gianna Court, 569,990 Majors Path LLC to Gary & Deborah SAPORTA, 8 Savannah Ln, 759,990

SOUTHOLD

Grant to Patrick & Siobhan O'DRISCOLL, 4695 South Harbor Rd, 560,000

WADING RIVER

Lucka to Charles CARRE, 51 Toppings Path, 935,000

Birchwood at Wading River to Edward GROCE,136 Canterbury Dr, 517,900

R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000

J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750

SAG HARBOR

WESHAMPTON

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT / OPEN HOUSES / FOR SALE Year-Round Rentals Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a rtherzog@aol.com

Open Houses Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue, NY 11935 www.brownharrisstevens.com OPEN HOUSE Saturd d ay, March 22nd 12 noon to 2:00 pm 119 Sunrise Avenue, Riverhead, NY 11901 Lovely renovated 4 bedroom, 2 bath complete family home. Country kitchen, bedroom on first floor, family room, den, rear deck off kitchen, fenced back yard, 2 car garage, great opportunity, close to all. First offering $499,000. #16826 Exclusive. Jason Scott 631-734-2956. SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE. 23 Pulaski Ave. 2200 sq ft GUT RENO 4 bed, 5bath. Finished basemt. 3 decks, gas firepl, pool house, Chef's Kitch.pool under way. OPEN HOUSE: Sat, March 22, 12-2pm. Walk to Jitney, Village, bike to BEACH. $1.7 Mill.NEST SEEKERS INTERNATIONAL. Sabrina Seidner, VP: 917-805-9475; Susan Eley : 917-453-4081 www.nestseekers.com: WebID# 16588

Commercial EAST MARION BOUTIQUE RESORT MOTEL INN Amazing opportunity on the North fork. 3 Parcels on park likee grounds: -24 efficiencies -(6) 1 bedroom apartments -3 bedroom apartment. -Cafe (seats 150), loung ge and Tiki Bar. -20x40 Swimming pool. -Large 2 bay garage. -3 bedroom house with cottage and garagge. -10 room B&B with 1 bedroom cottage and garage. Complete package. All newly renovated and furnn ished. $6.9 Million Principles only 631-765-5595

Dan’s Classifieds and Service Directory open: 7am-6pm Monday–Friday 631-283-1000

Cutchogue 631-734-9455 G reenport 631-477-2220 Riverhead 631-603-3500 www.lloydsrealty.com G reenporrt Village: Prime Front St. location. 2nd story space. Perfect artist loft, spacious 4 rooms, high ceilings, waterviews. $1,800 /month. Exclusive. Lloyd's Realty.

Condos/Co-Ops Amagansett at the Beach. Fantastic Rentable Resort Co-op. All redone! 2 bedroom, pool, tennis, sauna, ocean. Steven Leighton. Keller Williams Realty. 516-661-1815. EAST M O R I C H E S Waterfront Spectacular Views of Moriches Bay 2 BR End Unit. • Pool • Tennis • Fireplace • Garage • Finished Basement. Eager to Sell! $460,000.

FOR SALE 27 Auto Circle Auto Repair Shop 20 years of service. Includes inspection machine for diesel trucks/ cars/ gas, & dealers licensse. 631-988-3791.

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Call Gayle Lopata, R.E. 516-443-7055 Hampton Bays. 1 bedroom end unit. Affordable summer fun and year round getaway. Pool, deck, tennis and gym. Close to beach $228,500. 917-414-7514.

1335 County Route 39 Southampton Southampton “The Courtyards”

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Corcoran Group Southampton

HAMPTON BAYS

~I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky~ John Masefield Southh ampton Ocean Front: 22,000 sq ft main residence located on 8 acres with custom htd. gunite pool and tennis. 12 BR, 12 BTH, numerous entertaining areas, gym, sauna , game rooms, pool side buffet room. Paradise in paradise. Serious inquiries only please to Joy Ganss-Brady. Bridgehampton Ocean F ront: 3 BR, 4 BTH beach getaway located on over one acre with 128 ft of direct ocean frontage. Incomparable views and setting. MD-LD $265,000. Southampton Ocean Front: Charming 1929 carriage house with 2BR & 2BTHS. Sand, sea and sublime serenity. MD-mid Sept. $150,000. Westhaa mpton Ocean F ront: Stunning seaside location with 6 BRs, 6 BTHs, heated pool, multiple decks and oh that panorama! Feel the ocean spray. MD-LD $115,000 Distinctive homes for the discerning eye. Joy Ganss-Brady 631.204.2632 joy.ganss@corcoran.com & Rik Kristiansson 631.204.2616 rik.kristiansson@corcoran. com

Brand new construction. Cutchogue 631-734-9455 G reenport 631-477-2220 Riverhead 631-603-3500 www.lloydsrealty.com G reenportt Village: Prime Front St. location. 2,000 sq ft. open space. Loading dock, back entrance. Large display window. $3000/ month. Exclusive. Lloyd's Realty.

Approx. 1,900 square feet. Prrivate/Best Location borders nature preserve. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Fireplace. Garage.

Incredible opportunity! Large 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath everything new home with a separate apaa rtment. Beautiful house with many extras. Rent with option to buy at $2500 a month $1000 per month go oes towards your down payment Plus collect rent from apartment (possible $800 - $1000 a month) Buy at $599,000 Call Owner/ Broker at 631-365-3828 email jdemar@hamptonscoastalrealty.com for pictures 30 Woodridge Rd, Hampton Bays Sun. 23, 1-3pm and Mon 24, 1-3pm

PECONIC BAY PRISTINE RANCH. 1/2 acre Prop. Rm For Pool & Exp. Painted. Cath. Ceilings. LR w/ Skylites. Open Kit w/ DA. HW Flrs. Mst BR & Bth + 2 Brs & Bth. Bsmt- OSE. 1 Car- Cir Dwy. Turn- Key! $529,000 GREAT LOCATION RE-D DONE RANCH. Landscaped 1/4 acre prop. Trex Deck & awning. Shed & OD Swr. HW Flrs, New EIKskylite, 2 Bths & 1/2 Bth in Mstr BR + 2 guest BRs. Cath. Ceils LR w/ fpl/ wb stove. Fin. Bsmt w/ OSE, egreess windows- EIK & Bath, Laun rm, rec. rm+. 1 Car. New Burner & Boiler, CAC, windows & doors, irrgg. Turn-key investment- can be a Mom/ Daug. $449,000 CHARMING NEWLY SIDED RANCH. Fenced & Landscaped 1/4 acre Prop. Kit w/ Cntr Isl + Bay window & DA + New Appli. HW Flrs. LR w/ Picture Window. 3 Brs. Fu ull Bth. 1 Car. Bsmt w/ OSE & w & d, Burner/ Boiler. CV. Front Porch & Deck. New windows & doors. Walk to Bay Beach. $449,000 TWO HOUSES FOR PRICE OF ONE Legal Multi-Family!!! 2 Driveways. Great Invess tment! Front Rented for $1300 mo.to mo. = 3 BR 1 Bath, EIK, LR, Deck 1200 sq ft. Back Rented for $17700 until 4/1/08.= 2 BR 2 Bath, EIK/ LR, Deck 1000 sq ft. $469,000 UPDATED TIANA SHORES RANCH. 40 Acc re Prop.walk to Beach & Club. HW Flrs, New EIK w/ Corner Cupboards, New Tiled Bath. 3 BRs, LR, Breezzeway can be Den + DR. 1 car, Laun rm w/ w & d & HW Heater. 200 Amps.EQ School. Near Beach & Club. $4339,000 COLDWELL BANKER Trading Places Realty 631-728-8070 www.cbtradingplacesrealty.com

$899,000 917-912-1365

EAST MORICHES 4 bedroom, 2 bath waterview cape on 1/2 acre!

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East Hampton Afordable housing 1983 Double Wide. Manufacured home,54’ x 24’ 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Sunroom. Starting price is $215,000 negotiable 631-871-3358 631-907-4096

SPRAWLING. 80 PROP. EXPANDED RANCH. Redone. Patios- IG Pool. Sunlit. 3 Brs, 1.5 Bths. Beamed Ceilings. LR w/ Fpl +Den w/ fpl. Covered Deck. Built-in BBQ. Skylit Kit w/ DA. HW & Terreccotta flrs. 2 Car. Bsmt w/ rec. rm, w & d. CAC, CV, Irrg. Rm for Exp. $579,000

Westhampton. Million dollar views! Oceanfront, 2 bedroom Co-op. Steven Leighton. Keller Williams Realty. 516-661-1815.

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Fenced yard, living room, great room, dining room, kitchen, full basement, operating skylights, deck, and quiet area. Good school districtt $460,000

Brown Harris Stevens 120 Front Street G reenport www.brownharrisstevens.com

Owner (631)878-4490

Orient 3,400 sq. ft. post traditional Waterviews of Connecticut. Owner will pay for 3 year interest rate by-down through Wells Fargo. Make offer “as-is”. Exclusive #41780 $1,599,000. Pamela Paynter 631-477-8004.

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Homes HAMPTON BAYS Brand new custom 1 story. 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, country kitchen with granite tops, firepllace, oak flooring, covered porch, decking, garage and basement. Offered $529,000. Meadow Homes Buillder/ Home Renovations 631-728-7000

Hampton Bays, mobile Home 2 bed , 1 bath, immaculately renovated. Nice size yard 631-594-2063

Homes Hampton Bays: It has everything! 3BR, 1 bath, pool, CAC, irrigation, garage, gazebo and mature landscape. $479,000. FSBO (516)381-7143 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCo o untry.com Bridgehampton - New Construction - 5 BR, 4.5 BA, 5,500 sf shingled Traditional on 1 acre with farmviews. Quiet location, custom details, top of the line appliances, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage many extras. Co-Exclusive $3,495,000. Folio# 15111 Call Lally Mockler at x207 or 516-971-6002

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Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCo o untry.com

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach www.phillipsbeach.com

SOUTHAMPTON

Bridgehampton -circa 1900's 5 BR (including MBR with FP) 4.5 BA Farmhouse on 1 acre. Property is accented by mature landscaping, sweeping lawns and a gunite pool. Exclusive Reduced to $3,300,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Bridgehampton - Centrally located, Post Modern, 4 BR (1st floor MBR with FP), 3 BA, large EIK with cathedral ceilings, formal DR, open living room with vaulted ceiling & FP, CAC, Htd pool, outdoor decking & det. garage. Lush landscaping. On private cul de sac, adjoining reserve. Exclusive $1,500,000. Folio# 15711 Call Gayle Tudisco 917-991-8731 Bridgehampton -Charming Traditional- 4 BR, 2.5 BA on 1/2 acre. Located conveniently in Bridgehampton with open Kitchen/Dining/Living area. Perfect for a small family or couple who love to entertain. Room for pool and garage. Exclusive $940,000. Folio# 15604 Call Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 East Hampton - Nature lover's paradise on over 3 private acres. Contemporary 3 BR / 2.5 BA, 2 living rooms, FP, heated pool, det. 2-car garage. Exclusive $1,350,000. Folio# 17425 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 East Hampton- 3,200sf. Post Modern set on private road close to village. First floor Master Suite with stunning private bath & FP. Top of the line Gourmet kitchen, library, FDR & LR with FP. Second floor features Junior MBR & 2 add'l BRs & BA. 2-car garage & 550sf. bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany decking. Exclusive $1,350,000. Folio# 16089. Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037 East Hampton Builder's Own Custom designed home offers 4,000sf. of gracious living space. 5 BR, 5 BA, LR with FP, vaulted ceilings, professional kitchen, separate guest quarters, 2.5 car garage, heated pool, spa, full basement, CVAC. Exclusive $1,750,000. Folio# 13969 Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037 North Haven - Glorious harborviews, fresh, 3-bedroom, 3 new baths. For sale $3.4 million. Folio#17907.Call Muriel Falborn 631-291-3924. North Sea/Southampton - Waterfront 3 BR, 3 BA, living room with FP, 2 decks with gorgeous views, lovely gardens. $1,550,000. Folio# 19047 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

Sag Harbor -Open and airy, 2,000 sq. ft. turnkey home on quiet Sag Harbor cul de sac. Situated on shy 2 acres with 3 BR, 2 BA, large deck, beautiful stone FP, CAC, plenty of room for pool and future expansion. Backs up to preserve, very private. Minutes from village and beaches. Co-Exclusive $1,299,000. Folio#15302 Call Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 Sagaponack - Private & Desirable location. Almost 2.5 acres, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Heated pool, living room w/ fpl, 2 car garage. $2,650,000. Folio# 19112. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Westhampton Beach 4 bedroom, 2 bath pool, fireplace $639,000 IN#37992

Southampto o n - Country Living at It's Best! Shingled two-story, columned front porch, .92 acre, open floor plan, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, central air, garage, deck, refreshing pool. Exclusive $875,000

Remsenburg 4 bedroom, 4 bath 2 out buildings, barn on the water $1,395,000 IN#51626 East Quogue 1 Bedroom co-op oceanfront, fully furnished $400,000 IN#53293 Quiogue New Listing. 3 bedroom, 2 bath .5 acre, full basement Priced to sell, $359,000 In#30243

Quoogue - Three bedroom, one bath renovated home on a quiet street, endless possibilities, _ of an acre, $850,000.00 Exclusive.

Westhampton Beach - New Construction in the village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, swimming pool, screened-in porch, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, bonus room... Co-Exclusive Asking $1,195,000 Westhampton Waterfront- 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half baths, state of the art kitchen, service area, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage and catwalk to floating dock all on two acres of property asking price $3,299,000.00 Co-Exclusive.

Southampton Township Vintage Cottage waterviews, mooring rights

Westhampton 4 bedroom Post Modern pool, tennis court 1.4 acres $1,895,0 000 IN#10461

Southampton - Unique Private Oasis! South-of-highway private 2.3 acre subdividable setting, 3,800 square feet, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, 2-car garage, pool, tennis, gazebo. Exclusive $1,695,000

Southampton - Recently Listed Waterfront Opportunity! Charming stucco cottage, bulkheaded waterview site near Shinnecock Bay and Village, 1 bedroom, 1 bath nifty getaway Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. with plenty of expansion poten61 Montauk Highway tial. Exclusive $775,000 Quogue 631-653-4197 North Fork/Baiting Hollow Jeancarbonerealestate.com

Quiogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and large deck and plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $445,000.00 Exclusive.

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Westhampton Beach 83 feet Oceanfront 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath $1,,795,000. IN#52315

$395,000 The Real Estate Shoppe Baa rbara 631-874-5400 3,000 Square Foot House on 1 Acre. Totally Renovated 4 bedrooms, 2 baths 800 square foott master suite Eat in kitchen with stainless steel appliances. 2 wood burning fireplaces.

Waterfront. Views of LI Sound. Wet bar, Gas fireplacce, Heated Inground pool, Waterfall. 4BR, 3BA, LR, DR, EIK.

Reduced 200K to $1,450,000 Low taxess! Owner 631-930-6209

Sag Harbor: Affordably priced Cozy cottage. Pine Neck near bay beach & Cromer's Market. 2/3 BR, 1 BA, outside shower, fireplace, electric heat, "new" roof, renovated mud/ bedroom. Town water. Great starter home. $479,000. Mike 631-834-3511 Sag Harbor:Stroll to the water from this 4 bedroom/ 2 bath cottage with sun deck, in a waterfront community with deeded beach and mooring rights. Situated on 1/4 acre. Motivated seller. Asking $595,000 call 347-672-6725

Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Mint! $1.1 million. 347-645-3315 cohenjacq@aol.com

Room for po ool and garage STEAL THIS HOUSE Borders on 180 acre reserve

East Hampton - Northwest Newly renovated

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140 A cre, 1300' of Frontage on Brid d gehampton Waterfront - 1 LI Sound acre, 150ft. frontage, Build your dream home, permits in place! Call Ina 631-835-6100 $2,950,000. Folio# 3762. Call for Residential Lots Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204

MD-LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 3 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell

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Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quoggue - South of Quogue Street, _ of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 RIVERHEAD/ ROLLING WOODS. Ready to build, beautiful wooded 1/2 acre lot. Walk to beeach. PRICED TO SELL! (631)929-5870 Southampton, South of the highway. Kellis Pond Lane, Cul-de-sac last vacant acre. $3,000,000. Principals Only 212-532-0155 Wainscott PRE CONSTRUCTION Permits in place for 4,500 sq. ft. house. Walk to Jittney and shops Less than 2 miles to beach $2.5 million by Builder

Bridgehampton - 7.5 acres, Build your own private estate! Reduced! Co-Exclusive $2,500,000. Folio# 3145 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Bridgehampton - 6 acre wooded lot in desirable location. Co-Exclusive. Folio# 3789 $2,500,000. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Sag Harbor -.25 acres; permits in-hand. Build you dream home. Exclusive $465,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000. Sag Harbor -Half mile to village, .60 acres, Room for house, pool & garage. Exclusive $599,000. Folio# 17648 Call Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147. Shinnecock South Waterfront with permits, beautiful pond & ocean views. Exclusive $1,100,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204

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Florida, Naples, Condo, 2 bedroom, 2 bath, cathedral ceiling, pool, lanai, upgrades. $199,990 Owner 631-878-7037

Wainscott 5 bedrooms, 5 full baths, open living space, 2 car garage, central air, two car garage, and gunite pool. Leave your car in the Hamptons and ride the bus. MD/LD $75K IN#74244

Florida: Palm Beach Gardens. Estate on 5 Acres. Built 2001, 5/2.5/2.5, 3900tsf, 1700sf Barn. $994,000 (561)627-7778 Email:taxrene@aol.com

Wainscott 5 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, 2 fireplaces, 3 car garage, heated pool, and hot tub on roof deck. MD/LD $135K. IN#89424

Surf City North Carolina Top Sail Island. 1 block from beach,Great Vacation Home 4 bedrooms 3 bath Daily flights from Newark or Laguardia to Wilmington. $389,000 910-264-7774

Bridgehampton Village 5 bedroom 4600 square ft. gem, House is extremely clean and well maintained. MD/LD $75K. IN#99488 Wainscott contemporary 3 bed, 2 bath contemporary in a very private setting. Master in first floor, fireplace and a pool. MD/LD $50K. IN#68171

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Flanders Discount 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, eik. living room & dining area. Short sale and no reasonable offer will be denied. $299,000 Exclusive IN#29011

Hampton bays 6 bedroom 4 bathroom home. Plenty of parking,attached 1 car garage,with full partially finished basement $519,000 Exclusive IN#35011

Riverhead open eat in kitchen, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, large unfinished basement with an outside entrance, 2 car garage. Act Fast!!! $380,000 Exclusive IN#20667 Hampton Bays Ranch 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, living room with stone fireplace, eat in kitchen, dining room, CAC, hardwood floors, brick patio & more...$499,000 Exclusive IN#55801 East Hampton Home 4 bedrooms, 2 full bath, open kitchen, dining area and family room. Situated on .30 acres with room for a pool in the back. $570,000 Exclusive IN#28506 Hampton Bays 2 baths, open loft rooms. 2 story main house with three bedrooms, two baths, office, sunroom, full basement, eik and bath. $710,000 Exclusive IN#55066 East Quogue, 4 bedrooms, 3 1/2 baths, fireplace, sitting area, deep water dock, gunite pool, tennis court, pool house, four car garage. $1,999,000 Exclusive IN#12275

East Moriches Vacant .26 acres in great community. Deeded Beach and Boating .Walk to Moriches Bay. Exclusive $280,000 In# 0538

East Quogue, Build the home you've always wanted with pool and room Southampton adorable one bedroom for tennis, or use the builders' plans for a 4,500 sq ft Post Modern Exclucottage is situated on .63 of an acre and has great potential for expansion. sive $575,000 IN# 14982 $550,000 Exclusive IN#26018 Westhampton Beach this adorable home has been renovated with 3 bedSouthampton new renovated Ranch rooms, 2 baths, living room with fpl, with 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. stainless steel appliances in kitchen. Kitchen, Living Room, Open space Exclusive $749,000 In#45674 Living. Great location Close to All. Hampton Bays this stately 6 bdrm, 5 $599,000 Exclusive F#71752 bth home features lovely in ground pool with gazebo. Situated on one Southampton floors 5 bedrooms 2 acre. Exclusive $999,000 MLS bathrooms. Third floor bonus room #2035306 In#24098 that can be transformed into anything that fits your family. $929,995 Exclu- Southampton This four bedroom sive IN#55773 home situated on a private lot in the village has living room, EIK, 2 bedOpen House Sat 3-22 & Sun 3-23 rooms on first floor with bath and 2 additional bedrooms on second floor. 12:00- 3:00 The Villas are privately $699,000 Exclusive In# 55002 located in Southampton Village,456 Old Town Road, Villa 200 Southampton, NY $2,450,000. IN#13442

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Southampton 2.5 bath contemporary with water views. There is an excellent kitchen and great room entertainment area. Relax next to a beautifully landscaped heated pool. $819,000. IN#34998\

Montauk Office 725 Montauk Hwy Exclusive Culloden Builders Own. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, 2 stone fireplaces. AC, beach access. Waterviews. Exclusive $1.15M WEB# 55514 Linda Mallinson 631.899.0420 Amagansett Office 140 Main Street Dunes Renovation. Stroll to the sea from this 4 bedroom, 2 bath ready for you. Exclusive $1.95M WEB# 26240 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 East Hampton Office 20 Main Street/51 Main Street Sweet Amagansett Lane. 4 bedroom, 2 bath cottage between ocean and village. Heated pool, deck. AUG $33K WEB #88199 Gene Vassel 631.324.9600 Bridgehampton Office 1936 Main Street/2405 Main Street Post and Beam at Edge of Woods. Newly renovated, 4 bedroom, 3 bath, 1.4 acres + extra bldg. Exclusive $1.45M WEB#54125 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Hamptons Condo + PT Cruiser. 2 bedrooms, den, 3.5 baths, CAC, heated pool, tennis, low cc. Exclusive $799K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Waterr Mill Sanctuary With Distant Oceanviews. 5.8 acre building lot set on a hill with distant oceanviews. Exclusive $2.5M WEB# 5730 B. Frasier 631.899.0357

Realtor Listings G reat House In Sag Harbor. 4 bedrooms, pool, cul-de-sac, panoramic views, private, quiet. Exclusive $995K WEB#10150 L. Hildreth 631.899.0350 Southampton Office 30 Nugent Street/88 Main Street Brand New with Pool and Tennis. Over 5,000 sq. ft. beauty, large rooms, huge master, EIK. Good investment. $2.595M WEB# 54101 Judi Krauss 631.204.2615 Westhampton Beach Office 92 Main Street Lovely Condo, Fabulous Grounds. End unit condo with 2 bedrooms, 2.5 baths near village. Exclusive $760K WEB# 55290 Karen Andrews 631.723.4422 Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631 324-6100 www.devlinmcniff.com Easy Living Near Bay Beach and Marina. Wonderful home has been completely renovated and is in mint condition. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths including master suite with large luxury bathroom. Living room with beamed ceiling, office/den. The lovely grounds feature heated pool, hot tub, poolhouse, brick patios, fountain, and pergola. Circular drive and attached garage for easy access. New Exclusive. $995,000. IN#31215.

Realtor Listings Wainscott Traditional. Very sweet 2-story home with 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, kitchen, formal dining room and double height living room with fireplace. On a shy acre adjacent to Reserve, ensuring total privacy. Exclusive. Katia DeLouya. $950,000. IN#55826. Affordable And Well Located. Set on 1/3 of an acre within the Village of Sag Harbor. This well cared for home boasts 4 bedrooms and 2 baths plus living room and eat in kitchen, all one one convenient level. Finished basement with its own bathroom. Nicely priced and ready to sell. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $595,000. IN#10860. Only Condos in Northwest. Spiffy Treescape condo with its hassle free pool and tennis. This one has 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, finished basement and low condo fees. Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $755,000. IN# 55282. Best Village Deal Under $1M. Located on a quiet cul-de-sac on the edge of the village. Everything in mint condition. 2 bedrooms plus a loft area that could serve as a 3rd bedroom, 2 baths, pool, decking, CAC, irrigation, alarm system and beautiful landscaping. Co-Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $995,000. IN#55036. Starter House Priced Right. Within a mile of beautiful bay beaches and spectacular sunsets over Accabonac Harbor. Set on shy 1/4 acre on a quiet street, this home consists of 3 bedrooms, full bath, and maximizes living space with an open floor plan including dining area, living area, and kitchen. Plus basement and deck overlooking a spacious and level backyard. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $495,000. IN#54266.

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Big Bang For Your Buck. 3 bedroom, 2 bath saltbox charmer on lush 1/2 acre. This home features professionally designed landscaping, complete with heated swimming pool, decking, brick patio, open living space, full basement, and garage. Exclusive. David Zazula. $660,000. IN#47157.

Sagaponack* Vacant Land* $1,600,000 Prime Location, 8.6 acres, 2-4 acre developments or 3-2.5 acre developments with variance. Includes .60 buildable parcel. Exclusive. F#63540. Web#HO5705

Custom Home with Pool and Tennis ƒEast Quogue $1,700,000 This professionally designed home is in move in condition, has beautiful new kitchen with cherry cabinetry, granite counters and stainless appliances. There are 4 bedrooms, 3 updated baths, including a master bedroom suite with adjoining hot tub room a formal dining and living room with custom built-in bar, cabinets and fabulous stone fpl and finished basement with media room and staff/guest room and bath complete this home. Exclusive. #63448 Web# H55079

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Quogue - $3,395,000 Oversized waterfront homesite, with approx 100' of bulkheading and deep water dock with easy access to the Quogue Canal. Home is located in village and includes 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, ac, fpl, eik all appliances, dining area, large living room, den/ office, detached 2-car garage, room for pool 1.4-acre property. Folio# 54829. Westhampton Beach Office. (631) 288-6244

Welcome To East Hampton Village. Perched high on a hill on over acres is this 4 bedroom Village home in need of some TLC. This very deep property has plenty of room for expansion, pool and pool house. Built around the 1900’s, it retains many original details. Exclusive. David Zazula. $825,000. IN#49771. Lovely New Traditional. On shy half acre in a close- in area of East Hampton's Northwest woods area. Living room with fpl, kitchen with maple cabinets and granite tops, family room, laundry room, and half bath on first floor. Plus four bedrooms and two baths on second floor. One car attached garage, covered porch, full basement, cac and central vac. Pool and irrigation system going in. East Hampton SD . Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. $889,000. IN#44214.

Time To Make A Deal. This onelevel, 3 bedroom home allows for easy living. Featuring new baths, an eat in kitchen, dining area with builtin bookcases, beautiful living room with French doors leading out to large deck area with outdoor shower and pool. Beautiful, mature landscaping to maximize privacy. Exclusive. $635,000. Katia DeLouya. IN#48595. Also for rent, see IN#65516. Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721 http://www.prudentialelliman.com

Riverhead* Mobile Home* $69,000 * Cozy home w/porch in front and side yard. 2 bdrms, 1 bath w/nice size living room, worth the look. Exclusive F#65349 Web ID# H31807. Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.653-6700 Dune Road Bay Front Two Story Cape Cod * Quogue * $2,900,000 Bay front, charming, inviting, 4 bedroom country cape (2 master suites), 3 bath , central air, heated pool, wood deck facing Quogue canal, pool house on .40 landscaped property with irrigation system, Fully furnished. Ocean beach access 200 yard walk. Co-Exclusive * #49313 * Web#H15186 Carriage House * Hampton Bays * $1,700,000 Early 1930’s Waterfront Carriage House with “Resort Waterfront Business Zoning” and wonderful water views. 8 rooms, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, living room with fireplace 2 car garage. 75 ft. bulk heading, 4 boat slips, and boat launch ramp on .95 acres. Property with so many possibilities. Exclusive * #57167 * Web #HO157167

Co-Op Tiana Shores * Hampton Bays * $225,000 Tidy very well maintained co-op unit featuring 1 bedroom, 1 bath. New Granite countertops and cabinets. New Vinyl siding and new Trek decking. Exclusive. #61617. Web#52633 Small Bungalow on Compact Lot * East Quogue * $240,000 Great opportunity to own a small year round home or weekend bungalow with eat-in-kitchen, living room, bedroom, bath, fireplace and partial basement. Ready for your TLC. Low taxes, East Quogue School. Exclusive. #62779. Web #H53883

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Southampton- $650,000 Getaway features two bedrooms; two baths; a large, sunny, airy living room; sun-drenched dining room opening onto a stone patio surrounded by roses, hydrangeas, and perennial gardens; gourmet kitchen with stainless steel appliances. This perfect summer retreat is a walk from the bay. Folio 65337. Westhampton Beach Office. (631) 288-6244 Hampton Bays - $995,000 opportunity to own 50 ft.waterfront with very own beach. .65 of Acre. Main house has 3 bedrooms, 2 baths built in the 1970's. The 2-car garage has legal apt above it and there is also a boat house Moor your 26' boat in your backyard Folio 61105. Westhampton Beach Office. (631) 288-6244

Eastport - $399,999 Privately located townhome offers large living room with fpl, Screened-in porch overlooking lake, eik with walk-in pantry and new appliances, formal dining room and half bath on main level. Second level is the laundry, guest bedroom with full bath and master suite with garden tub, woodburning stove, spacious sunroom and walk-in closet. Other amenities include 1 car garage, pool, tennis and clubhouse. Folio# 62847. Westhampton Beach Office. (631) 288-6244 Quogue - $1,699,000 2-story Traditional/ Post Modern. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths on magnificently landscaped property. Grand entry hall with atrium, 3 fpl, master suite, 3 guest bedrooms, formal dining room , bright, sunny erik plus 2-car garage. Pool/ spa area sush gardens and Koi pond. Shy 2 acre parcel. Folio# 60321. Westhampton Beach Office. (631) 288-6244

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Calverton * Townhouse * $175,000 Calverton Hills-Private Gated ComFamily Friendly. Mint saltbox on 1/3 munity At the gateway to the Hampacre in East Hampton. 3 brs, 2 baths, tons this two story town home is in open living/ dining/ kitchen area.Full move in condition, w/upstairs balbasement, large deck. Well located. cony, two bdrms, 1.5 baths, private Room for pool. Exclusive. Reduced deck. 60 min from NYC, 10 minutes to $629,000. IN#46842. to Hamptons, close to Tanger Outlet. Exclusive F#65270 Web #H31264. Two Story Contemporary In Northwest. 1700 s.f. home offers an open living / dining room with cathedral Riverhead* Starter Home* $225,000 ceiling and fireplace. Master suite on Great home near Rte. 24 circle. Simfirst floor with 2 addtional bedrooms ple home for first time buyer, or inwith shared bath on second floor. Set come property. Close to town and on a private acre with room for pool. stores. Exclusive F#65091 Web Exclusive. Ed Brody. $975,000. IN#10480. #H29484

Hampton Bays* Colonial* $695,000 Great home w/pool, 4 bdrms, 2.5 baths, basement, fireplace, half-acre, close to ocean beach. F# 65311 Web ID#H31643

Quogue- $1,575,000 Private, gated setting with a private driveway cottage home set on 1.1 acres with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, gourmet tiled eik with fpl and radiant heated floors. Formal dining room with fpl, living room with fpl, garden sitting sunroom with slate floors, 3-car detached garage with playroom/ office with hot and cold water, ac and heat, and a heated gunite pool with Jacuzzi, poolhouse, specimen trees and flower gardens galore. Landscaped to perfection with plenty of room for tennis court/ expansion. Folio 57912. Westhampton Beach Office. (631) 288-6244

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Spendor In The Dunes. Stunning Dunes residence has been redone at the highest taste level. 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, delightful library/study, gourmet kitchen, French doors to outdoor eating area, and permit for pool. Perfection. Exclusive. Jack Kelleher. $2,495,000. IN#55134.

Stony Hill Location. Dramatic and unique contemporary with two master suites; a total of 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, cathedral living room, dining room, and open eat-in kitchen with breakfast room. Heated pool, large deck area, and woodlands landscaping. Exclusive. Jennifer D'Auria. $2,495,000. IN#54866.

Promised Land. Cool Contemporary set majestically in natural dunescape ecosystem. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, roof deck with 360 degree views of water, a gorgeous pool and the perfect location.Even deeded access to Napeague Bay for swimming or boating. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $2,250,000. IN#55837.

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BEAUTIFUL HANSOM HILLS! Absolutely in mint condition this two-story Post Modern on a full acre is situated at the end of a private cul-de-sac. Among its many attributes are 3 BR’s, 3.5 Baths, a generous family room w/fireplace off the well-quipped kitchen, great room and much more… IN#47874 CO-EXCLUSIVE $1,495,000.

WALK 700 FEET TO THE OCEAN. This private dunes property comes with a complete set of approved building plans for a 2 story postmodern residence of over 3100 sq. ft. A wonderful entry foyer, 4 BRs with a 1st floor master, 3 BAs, great room with cathedral ceiling & fireplace, decking, pool and a 1-car garage are all included. IN#05685 EXCLUSIVE $3,995,000.

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RENT OR BUY 2/3 bedrooms, heated pool, central a/c, deeded beach access. Web#67661. EXCLUSIVE. $1,325,000. For rent July 20,000; Aug $25,000; July-Aug $45,000 Bob Steiner 631-324-8080 ext. 41 or 917-561-3423

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SPRINGS NEIGHBORHOOD BUSINESS 2-bedroom, 1-bath cottage with great potential for home business on quite culde-sac abutting horse farm. Web# EXCLUSIVE. $495,000 Alicia Ward or Christina Brierley 631-537-3200 ext.111 or 516-356-6695

THE MANSARD HOUSE QUOGUE EAST 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, sitting room, living room with fireplace, pool and poolhouse behind the hedges. Web#42841 EXCLUSIVE. $444,000 Eileen Kaufman 631-288-3030

NAPEAGUE DUNES - JUST LISTED Stroll to ocean from this beach cottage with endless possibilities. Priced to sell immediately. Web#30415. EXCLUSIVE. $ 795,000 Cristina DeRosa 631-537-3200 ext. 122 or 516-250-1047

BRIDGEHAMPTON SOUTH 18th century home with great exposure for home office. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, 4 fireplaces and 2-car garage. Web#48456 CO-EXCLUSIVE. Just reduced $895,000 Alicia Ward or Christina Brierley 631-537-3200 ext.111 or 516-356-6695

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