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Historic Bluff Road residence, built in 1903, complete with sweeping, unobstructed ocean vistas from every major room. Overlooking a 25+ acre reserve. 6brs, 5.5bths, 2 LRs, den, formal DR, sunroom and eat-in country kit. Outside, you can enjoy the lush, landscaped yard, htd gunite pool, hot tub, poolhouse, and separate 3-car gar. #58225

New kit., 4 brs, 3 bths, including master suite with adjoining “Hot Tubâ€? room. Formal dining and LR with stone fpl. A ďŹ nished bsmnt with media room, full bth and staff/guest room. On 1 acre with professional landscaping with htd pool and tennis. Excl. Web#H55079. Dir: 104 To Peacock To Blue Jay Way

6,500 sq.ft. custom home built by renowned Curto Builders. 6 generously sized brs, 5.5 luxury bths, prof. French country kit. with granite countertops, Sub Zero refrigerator and Wolf stove. From beautiful hardwood ooring to Newport nickel ďŹ xtures. Web#H50444






6DWǧSP *DUGLQHU'ULYHǧ Transformed by architect Ernest Schieferstein, this well designed 3br, 2bth offers clean lines, open plan, elegant and comfortable. Two outdoor sheds, hugh corner wrap-around garden and more. #63145. Dir: Take Montauk Hwy, Make a right on Gardiner Dr.


Southampton Pines. Built in 2005, this 5 br Post Modern has it all. The open kit. faces the family room with wood burning fpl. Large dining area and great room with cathedral ceilings. A full ďŹ nished bsmnt completes the picture. Study or an extra room, a large master suite with a grand size master bth, with a separate tub, an ensuite guest room with full bth and 2 other brs with a full bth between. #61418





Custom designed and constructed 5,600 sq.ft. ...breathtaking views of Northwest Harbor, Northwest Creek and Barnes Meadow on shy 2 acres abutting a 54 acre nature reserve. State of the art. 2 masters, 2 guest brs, 5.5 bths, 3 fpls, ďŹ n. bsmnt, htd pool and more. ($95,000 for season) #63318. Dir: Cedar St. becomes Old Northwest Rd, Right at fork to Mile Hill, 2nd to last house on the left before the beach.


On a shy 2 acre village lot, an even rarer 3,500 sq.ft. home/builder constructed. 4brs, 2.5bths, expandable attic plus attached 4 room professional ofďŹ ces with additional bth and private entrance. Htd pool, walk to Village. Web#55652. Dir: Newtown Ln to Osborne Ln, Right on Huntting Ave. #21 on the right.


Many customized features such as master br with fpl, and a spiral staircase leading to a loft lib./ofďŹ ce with balcony, as well as an adjoining steam room. Open oor plan with kit. opening into dining and LR with fpl. Sliding glass doors open to pool. An additional 4brs, playroom and a loft den area. Excl. Web#H18509. Dir.Rt.27 to exit 64 South/Rt.104, Make 1st left on The Registry.



Just reduced home on 2.1 acres. Its interesting history and lovely renovations make it a very special offering. Featuring a new kit., 3 brs, extra rooms, 3 bths, LR with fpl, formal DR, wide plank cedar oors, central air, full walk up attic, full bsmnt, sprinkler system, and porch overlooking rare Japanese pine. Close to Peconic Bay and Marinas. Horses allowed. #62630


4br, 2bth on 1.5 acres mostly cleared. 2 large brs and a bth upstairs, and 2 brs and another bth downstairs, as well as a newly renovated kit., and a dining area with sliders to deck. Pvt with room for pool and terraces. Convenient to all. #61634. Dir: Three Mile Harbor on right between Copece and Will Curl.


Minutes from East Hampton and ocean. Newly constructed 4br, 3bth Traditional. On .51 of an acre this property boasts extensive landscaping and room for a pool. The kitchen offers stainless appliances and granite countertops. #63608



6XQǧDPSP %LUFK&RXUWǧ With frontage on Wildwood Lake, and a reserve next door, this versatile home is ready for your imagination. 3brs, 1bth, LR with fpl, eat-in kit. A playroom, den, 2 all-purpose rooms, laundry, and bth. This property an be combined with the adjacent lot to form a 1 acre compound with 2 homes for a combined price of $879,000.


Renovated home with 5br, 5bth, central vac/air, den/library, LR with fpl, full ďŹ nished bsmt, htd pool, Har-Tru tennis and storage shed. Very close to Wolffer Vineyards. Web#HO147835


6DWǧSP +DLQHV3DWKǧ 2-story contemp. built in 1975 and expanded in 1983. 5brs, 2 bths, den, LR with fpl and full bsmnt. Large deck and room for pool. Web#H0143468



6DWǧSP /\QQ$YHQXHǧ French Country style cedar home of 4brs, 3bths with beautiful tile kit. Formal DR with fpl to outdoor patio complete with waterfall koi pond. Htd pool with pool house all near the bay with winter waterviews. #61113


Mediterranean stunner with 5 brs, 5.5 bths, ďŹ nished bsmnt with gym, new kit., LR with fpl and so much more. Co-Excl. #44300 Dir: Montauk Hwy East, left on Scuttle Hole Rd (Hess Station), left on Brick Kiln Rd to stop sign. Straight on Stony Hill Rd to 2nd stop sign, right on Long Beach Rd to trafďŹ c circle, 2nd right onto Short Beach Rd, left on South Dr.

Farmhouse on immaculate 2 acres. Turn key condition. 5 brs, 6 bths, gourmet kit. with separate dining area, LR with fpl and home ofďŹ ce space. Rear decking leads to a brick bordered htd gunite pool and overlooks an adjacent tennis court and cabana. Close to Golf course and Clam Island. Excl. #59463 Dir: Montauk Hwy East, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd.


6DWǧDPSP 3DUWULGJH'ULYHǧ Wonderful house. 4 brs, 2 bths, full bsmnt, room for pool and more. Excl. #63418.




6DWǧDPSP %ODFNZDWFK&RXUWǧ Spacious decks with beautiful views, lush landscaping, htd pool, pvt putting green, sport court and full playground plus soaring ceilings and windows throughout the living, dining, kit. and family areas, 6brs and 5bths. Excl. Web#H16800. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on McGregor Rd, right on Blackwatch Ct.


6DWǧSP 2DNKXUVW5RDGǧ “Beach Houseâ€? with 3 brs, 3.5 bths, EIK and large deck. Also includes deeded pvt path and stairs to sandy Peconic Bay Beach. Excl.Web#HO152951. Dir: West on CR #39 past Lobster Inn, bear right on North Rd, right on Oakhurst past Peconic Beach Club, up and around to #23 on right. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6DW 6XQǧDPSP +LJKODQG5RDGǧ 5br, 3bth on a pvt .85 acres ďŹ lled with mature landscapingandroomfortennis.Totallyturn-key. New heating and central air system, new kit and updated bths and htd pool. Excl. Web#HO153375. Dir: West on Hill St. into Montauk Hwy, right on Sugarloaf, left on Highland.





6DW 6XQǧDPSP /LWWOH3ODLQV5Gǧ Classic cedar cottage 3 blocks from ocean features 3 brs and 2 bths on a bright sunny lot. Great condition and room for expansion and pool. Excl. Web#H15378. Dir: East on Hampton Road, right on Little Plains, house on left.


6DWǧSP 1RUWK0DJHH6WUHHWǧ 4,200 sq. ft. post modern with cathedral ceiling family room, spacious LR and DR, 5brs, 4bths, EIK, bonus room over gar. and permit in place for pool. Excl. #52933. Dir: County Rd. #39, north on North Magee St. to #340.


6DWǧSP 1RUWK0DJHH6WUHHWǧ Newer home on 4.1 acres. The exsisting home features 4-5 brs and 2.5 bths. Featuring an open oor plan and eat in kit. that lead out to the pool. This sub dividable lot is surrounded by preserve on 3 sides allowing for maximum privacy. Extras include hardwood ooring throughout, Jacuzzi in the master bth, and a full bsmnt with high ceilings. Web#H23973


6DW 6XQǧSP (OP6WUHHWǧ This well-built home has 2 brs, 2 bths, LR, kit., ďŹ nished bsmnt w/hot tub and garage. Attic could be converted to 2 brs. Located in the heart of the village and priced to sell. Excl. #60619 Web#H51238. Dir: East on Hampton Road, left on Elm Street.


6DWǧSP 6SULQJ3RQG/DQHǧ Nestled among birches in a private community with tennis and close to all is this lovely, lightďŹ lled home with wide plank oors and cathedral ceilings,fpl,largewindows,2decksandbeautiful ďŹ nishes throughout. Excl. Web#H53046. Dir: CR 39 to Shrubland/Sebonac Rd and turn into Cold Spring Fairways at sign. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6XQǧSP 6KRUH5Gǧ Just Reduced. 1935 traditional with fabulous open waterviews. On the north Sea Creek. Town permits for oating dock with catwalk. 4 brs, 1.5 bths, and original fpl. Has all the charm of times long gone. Needs a little TLC. Priced to sell. Excl. Web#H54254. Dir: Montauk Hwy East To North Sea Rd To Noyack Rd Make Left On Shore Rd.


Classic Southampton village home, minutes from ocean and shopping, 4 brs, 2.5 bths, LR, 2 fpls, formal DR, den overlooking large deck on beautifully landscaped yard, bsmnt and 2-car garage. Excl. Web#H55772. Dir: Main St, left on Meeting House Ln, right on Little Plains Rd, left on Old Town Crossing. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH


6DW 6XQǧSP :HVW+LOOV&RXUWǧ New 6,150 sq.ft. home, 5brs, 5bths, 2 half bths and features 1st oor master suite, gourmet kit., formal DR, htd gunite pool with spa. Co-Excl. Web#HO156273. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd., left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct., left on West Hills Ct.

Traditional style home. LR, formal DR, family room with fpl and french doors to pool area, granite kit. w/breakfast area, mud/laundry room, 4 brs and 2.5 bths including the master suite with cathedral ceiling and spa tub. Slate patio and pool area and lush landscaping. Excl. Web# H19274. Dir: Montauk Hwy to Clover Grass Ct.



Set back from the road on a ag lot within the East Hampton Town School District is this cute and cozy ranch home featuring 3 brs and a full bth. The house has updated windows and wood ooring in the kit. and LR area. Wood burning stove in the bsmnt. Room for pool. Web#H16830

6DWǧSP 6WXDUW&RXUWǧ Squire Woods Spacious Colonial in cul-de-sac with 4 brs, 2.5 bths, in-ground-pool, fpl. Excl. Web#HO159296. Dir: Montauk Hwy. to Old Riverhead Road to Stuart Court.

Deeded pvt beach and mooring rights. 4/5br, 4.5bth, 3,800 sq.ft. Trad. will offer the ideal combination of Old World charm and detail. Eat-in kit., master suite with fpl, htd gunite pool. On 1/2 wooded acre with partial summer waterviews. #58931






Turn-key cottage has been completely renovated. Wood burning stove, exposed ceiling beams, new kit., new bth, wood oors. Enjoy the Zen like atmosphere in the secluded backyard. Steps to Noyak Bay with beach access and mooring rights. Dir. Noyack Road to Dogwood to #17.

Bayfront. Wonderful open space with a wall of windows, fantastic views, sandy beach and dock on the bay with a 5br, 2bth main house with LR, dining area, open kit. Plus attached 2 br, 1bth guest quarters, ofďŹ ce room & decks. #15325




81 ft. of frontage on Wildwood Lake with a pvt dock and large deck. 2brs, 1bth, spacious LR with wood burning stove and loft, a dining area, and eat-in kit. Finished bsmnt and a pvt entrance and outdoor sitting area. This property an be combined with the adjacent lot to form a 1 acre compound with 2 homes for a combined price of $879,000.




2-story traditional-style home. 6,000 sq. ft. of living space includes 5brs, 6.5bths, formal DR, professional kit., and full bsmnt. Central air, 4 fpls, and 2-car gar. with a 1,200 sq. ft. of unďŹ nished, loft-like space above. 1.26 acres surround the htd gunite pool with agstone patio. Dir: Montauk Highway East, left on DeerďŹ eld Road, left on Roses Grove, right on Middle Line, left on Shinnecock Hills Court. #50747





Open oor plan. 3.7 acres. 5 brs, 3.5 bths, double sided fpl, great room, formal DR, eat-in kit., French doors lead out to deck and Jacuzzi. 2-car gar., room for pool and tennis. Excl. #63697.




The unique design of this enchanting home reects the creative character of the artist/ owner. Extra large LR overlooking mature garden, witbeamed ceiling, old brick fpl and country kit. 4brs, 2bths, an extra long tub, a patio, a deck, and a sundeck. Room for pool! Two minutes from town and beach. #62219. Dir: Take Montauk Hwy, make a left on Buell Ln. Continue to Buell Ln Ext. #73 $PDJDQVHWW2IČŠFH




Southampton Pines custom built French Manor/ Colonial just reduced. Complete with an indoor htd endless pool in a fully ďŹ nished tiled room in the bsmnt! 4 br, 2.5 bth, large eik kit., great room, formal DR, LR, and parlor/study, huge master br. Crown moldings, granite countertops, marble oor in foyer with inlaid mosaic tile. Located on 1 acre. 2-car garage at street level with additional parking spaces for guests on driveway. #63708


2-story Traditional/Post Modern with 4brs, 3.5bths on landscaped property. 3 fpls, master suite, 3 guest brs, formal DR, eatin kit. plus 2-car garage. Pool/spa, lovely specimen plantings, lush gardens and Koi pond. Pvt on shy 2 acre parcel. Close to everything. #60321














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G5HÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x2030;Ä?Ä?GIBÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x160;Ä?Â&#x2DC;Ä?Ä&#x201E;ȨÄ&#x2020;DAÄ&#x2014;  2OG 7RZQ &URVVLQJ ǧ 6RXWKDPSWRQ 9LOODJH ǧNewly constructed home on .37 acre is close to village and ocean. Five bedrooms, 5 baths, 2 powder rooms, gourmet kitchen, full theatre with seating and billiard room, wine storage and exercise room. Heated 2-car garage, heated gunite pool, irrigation and exquisite landscaping. Exclusive. #52087 | Web#H0152087. Dir: Head east on Hampton Rd. Right on Little Plains Rd. Left on Old Town Crossing House on right.

G5HÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x2030;Ä?Ä?GIBÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x160;Ä?Â&#x2DC;Ä?Ä&#x201E;ȨÄ&#x2020;DAÄ&#x2014; 0RVHV/DQHǧ6RXWKDPSWRQ9LOODJHǧ This charming, elegantly designed home has ďŹ rst and second ďŹ&#x201A;oor masters with 5 bedrooms and 4.5 baths. The basement has 9ft. ceiling and a separate egress. Extensive millwork throughout, 3 ďŹ replaces, professional kitchen, 2-car garage, pool , and pool house. This home is on .6 of an acre, centrally located in Southampton Village. Co-Exclusive. #61456 | Web#H54317. Dir: From Hill Street turn north onto Moses Lane. Home will be on right.

G5HÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x2030;Ä?Ä?GIBÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x160;Ä?Â&#x2DC;Ä?Ä&#x201E;ȨÄ&#x2020;DAÄ&#x2014;  'XQHV /DQH $PDJDQVHWWǧǧ5,000 +/- sq.ft. Contemporary on 1.4 acres. Views of the ocean, Napeaque Park and harbor. 5 bedrooms and 5.5 baths including a master suite featuring a wall of glass overlooking the ocean and opening to a spacious deck and 3 ďŹ replaces. Ocean edge gunite pool, wine cellar and 2-car garage. Room for expansion. Exclusive. #55200 | Web#H0155200. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy. past East Hampton. Turn right at Dunes Ln. after Napeague Park, home on left.

G5HÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x2030;Ä?Ä?GIBÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x160;Ä?Â&#x2DC;Ä?Ä&#x201E;ȨÄ&#x2020;DAÄ&#x2014;  2OG 2UFKDUG /DQH (DVW +DPSWRQ ǧ  Exquisite appointments create old world charm with all the modern conveniences. Striking gourmet kitchen, formal dining area, master suite has a ďŹ replace, generous custom walk-in closet and spectacular bathroom. Mahogany screened porch, heated gunite pool and bluestone patio surround . Exclusive. #58564 | Web#H0158564. Dir: Heading east on Montauk Hwy. turn left at Stephen Hands Path, turn right at Cedar St. and turn left onto Old Orchard La.

G5HÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013; Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x2030; Â&#x2DC; Ä&#x201E;ȨÄ&#x2020;DAÄ&#x2014; 1LFKRODV&RXUW6KLQQHFRFN+LOOVǧ This approximately 5,000 sq.ft. Traditional home boasts 5 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, heated gunite pool, central air and 2-car garage. Other lots and homes available. Co-Exclusive. #54559 | Web#H0154559. Dir: Go west Hill St. Continue on Montauk Hwy. Turn right at St. Andrews Rd. Go0.4 miles. Turn left at Nicholas Ct.

G5HÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x2030;Ä?Ä?GIBÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x160;Ä?Â&#x2DC;Ä?Ä&#x201E;ȨÄ&#x2020;DAÄ&#x2014;  %RZGHQ 6TXDUH ǧ 6RXWKDPSWRQ 9LOODJH ǧThis 2,700 sq.ft. house graces historic Bowden Square. Two, side-by-side duplexes, it features ďŹ replaces in each of its 2 living rooms. 2 dining rooms, 2 kitchens, 2.5 baths and 8 bedrooms. 2 car garage and room for a pool. Co-Exclusive. #59696 | Web#H0159696. Dir: Head north on Main Street. Right onto North Main Street. Left onto Bowden Square.

G5HÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x2030;Ä?Ä?GIBÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x160;Ä?Â&#x2DC;Ä?Ä&#x201E;ȨÄ&#x2020;DAÄ&#x2014; :RROH\6W6RXWKDPSWRQǧǧThis newly listed traditional on .75+/- of an acre of spectacular grounds available for major expansion or new construction up to 5600+/- sq.ft. Built in 1940, the main house consists of a living room with ďŹ replace, formal dining room, eat-in kitchen, downstairs den/ofďŹ ce, and authentic front porch. 4 bedrooms and a smaller bedroom. Heated gunite pool with spa, renovated pool house, bluestone patio and 2-car detached garage. Exclusive. #60182 | Web#H53986. Dir: Take Hampton Rd. to Wooley St.

G5HÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x2030;Ä?Ä?GIBÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x160;Ä?Â&#x2DC;Ä?Ä&#x201E;ȨÄ&#x2020;DAÄ&#x2014;  &ROG 6SULQJ 3RLQW 5RDG 6RXWKDPSWRQ ǧWaterviews from every window scanning 360 degrees all with private dock, deck and lawn to lay back and enjoy nature. Just across the street to the great Peconc Bay. Community tennis. Co-Exclusive. #57328 | Web#H015732. Dir: Head southwest on RT-27 toward Tuckahoe Ln. Turn right at Shrubland Rd. Continue on Sebonac Rd. Turn left at Cold Springs Rd. Turn left to stay on Cold Springs Point Rd. House is on left towards end of road.

G5HÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x2030;Ä?Ä?GIBÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x160;Ä?Â&#x2DC;Ä?Ä&#x201E;ȨÄ&#x2020;DAÄ&#x2014; 3RUW(OL]DEHWK+DPSWRQ%D\Vǧ Located on Tiana Bay, this new construction on .34 of a bulk headed acre is a home with all the amenities. This 5 bedroom, 4 bath home has a professional kitchen, baths come with premium ďŹ xtures, 3-season porch, gunite pool and attached garage. West of the canal. Co-Exclusive. #64288 | Web#H19147. Dir: From Montauk Hwy. turn onto Springville Rd. Continue on Rampasture Rd. Turn Right onto Port Elizabeth. Home will be at end of street on right.

G5HÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x2030;Ä?Ä?GIBÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x160;Ä?Â&#x2DC;Ä?Ä&#x201E;ȨÄ&#x2020;DAÄ&#x2014; &DQRH3ODFH5RDG8QLWǧ+DPSWRQ%D\V ǧ This mint 2 bedroom, 2 bath Condo has a community bayside heated gunite pool, pool house, mahogany decking and boardwalk. Bayfront exercise room reserved for â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;owners.â&#x20AC;&#x2122; Central air and a brick patio with grill. #60601 | Web#H52212. Dir: From Montauk Highway head south on Canoe Place Road. Will be on the left hand side.

G5HÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x2030;Ä?Ä?GIBÄ&#x2014;Ä&#x2013;Ä?Ä&#x2026;#Ä&#x201E;Ä&#x160;Ä?Â&#x2DC;Ä?Ä&#x201E;ȨÄ&#x2020;DAÄ&#x2014; 7LDQD&LUFOH+DPSWRQ%D\Vǧǧ4 bedroom, 2 bath bungalow on a private .35 of an acre. The home has been newly renovated and has new decking and cac. The home is on a sandy beach off of Tiana Bay with potential for mooring of boat up to 26â&#x20AC;&#x2122;. Exclusive. #64177 | Web#H14452. Dir: From Montauk Hwy. turn onto Springville Rd. Continue on Rampasture Rd. Rampasture Rd. turns right and becomes Elder Ave. Take second left onto Tiana Circle. House on right.







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The American navy radio spying operation on Atlantic Beach. The brick radio room is on the beach. The navy barracks is in the foreground. Nazis landed 200 yards away. At 3 a.m. on June 13, both crews were hard at work, hoping the other wouldn’t notice them.

Amagansett, 1942 Nazi and American Spies Worked 200 Yards apart and Didn’t Know It By Dan Rattiner One of the most fascinating historical events ever to take place in the Hamptons was the landing of four Nazi spies in Amagansett during World War II. They came ashore in rubber boats from a German submarine on June 13, 1942 in the middle of the night, buried their gear, Nazi uniforms, weapons, money and the explosives they intended to use at a later date for sabotage. And they put on civilian clothes that would make people who might see them think they were surfcasters, walked to the Amagansett Railroad Station and took the morning train to New York City. They carried fishing poles. The landing at Amagansett and a similar one in Ponte Vedra, Florida two weeks later, were the only occasions in American history when uniformed soldiers of a country we were at war with successfully breached the defenses of mainland United States. That both groups, now in civilian clothes and never

having done any harm, were apprehended within a few weeks of the landing does not change that fact. Now it turns out that the landing of the soldiers at the spot where Atlantic Avenue dead ends at the beach (and where Atlantic Avenue Beach is today), came within 300 yards of disrupting a secret and war-altering Navy operation taking place in a small oceanfront brick house within sight of the spot

public for the first time. Hefner gave a talk about his find last Friday evening at the Clinton Academy Museum on Main Street in East Hampton. The place was packed with people, and was standing room only. Hefner not only had papers, but also photographs of this operation in Amagansett that he projected on a screen and spoke about with the help of a PowerPoint indicator. “In the course of things, I learned that one of the Navy men involved in this operation was Vito DeMai, who, after the war, came to settle here in Amagansett and lives in town today. I spoke to him about it last week. ‘I don’t know if I have permission to tell you anything about this,’ he said.” The brick building and the secret operation inside had begun in 1940, two years before. At that time, America was not at war and Pearl Harbor had not yet taken place. The local people knew there was something going on there. But they were completely mistaken about what it was. Twenty years earlier, in 1920, two huge 500-foot-tall steel towers were constructed in Napeague, halfway between Amagansett and Montauk, to use Morse code to communicate

The Radiomen just kept working, hoping nobody would bother them. It was a busy 35 hours down at Atlantic Avenue Beach.

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Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… A Few Tickets Still Available for “Grease” – Wed., Feb. 20th - $190 pp. – This musical captures the rock ‘n’ roll spirit of the 1950s. The score includes the songs “Summer Nights,” “Beauty School Dropout,” “Look at Me, I’m Sandra Dee” and “We Go Together.” In addition to the smash songs the new revival will include “You’re the One That I Want,” “Hopelessly Devoted to You” and “Sandy”. Liberty Science Center – Wed., Feb. 20th – $64 pp. Adults, $61 pp. Children 12 & Under – Be amazed by what you find. Explore skyscrapers, perform wind tunnel tests on a building of your own design, spray a wall with electronic graffiti, learn how germs can leap from person to person across the globe, watch a film in the nation’s largest IMAX® Dome Theater. American Museum Of Natural History – Sat., Feb. 23rd – $69 pp. Adults & $59 pp. Children 2-12 and Sun., Apr. 20th $70 pp. Adults & $55 pp. Children 2-12 – This itinerary fills your day at the museum. Sit back, enjoy the ride and get ready for a lot of fun! Included are the new WATER exhibit, the famous Butterfly exhibit, the unbelievable Planetarium show, and an IMAX film. You’re never disappointed in this world famous museum. Philadelphia Flower Show – Sun., Mar. 2nd and Sat., Mar. 8th & – $80 pp. “Jazz It Up” is the theme this year. You will enter the show through a floating entryway of musically inspired topiary. Floral chandeliers will light the way through a series of spectacularly designed rooms featuring ingenious uses of plants and flowers. Don’t forget your walking shoes – you’ll have 10 acres to cover.

National Cherry Blossom Festival – Washington, D.C. – 3-Day Tour, Fri.–Sun., Apr. 11th-13th – $440 pp./do. The 2008 festival marks the 96th celebration of the original gift of the 3,000 cherry trees from the city of Tokyo to the people of Washington, DC in 1912. Come and enjoy the spirit of the season with Hampton Jitney Tours. There are many extras included in this wonderful tour. Virginia Beach/2008 Virginia Int’l. Tattoo – 4-Day Tour, Thurs.-Sun., Apr. 17th-20th – $675 pp./do. Last year was a huge success! This tour also has so much to offer, such as a Harbor Cruise, a stop at Doumar’s Famous Ice Cream, a tour of Norfolk Naval Base, the Virginia Aquarium, sightseeing tours, and, last but not least, the largest and most exciting Tattoo in the United States. What is a Tattoo? –They are ceremonial performances of military music by massed bands. Exhilarating - Invigorating - You will have the time of your life! The Beautiful 1000 Islands – Alexandria Bay (A day trip to Kingston, Ontario Canada is included) 4-Day Tour, Sun.-Wed., May 18th-21st – $695 pp./do. Journey with us to the St. Lawrence River in Jefferson County, New York. Perched on a pier jutting into Alexandria Bay is the unpretentious Riveredge Resort where you will spend the next three nights, right across the bay from Boldt Castle on Heart Island. There will be a tour of the city of Kingston, Ontario (the first capital of Canada) – see last page of itinerary for travel requirements to and from Canada by land.

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Quilter’s Heritage Celebration – 2-Day Tour, Fri.-Sat., Mar. 28th-29th – $272 pp./do. Join us for the 21st Annual Quilters’ Heritage Celebration tour. This year’s theme is “Twist on Tradition”. This special event for quilters and quilt enthusiasts features more than 500 quilts on exhibit, classes from nationally and internationally-known teachers, special functions and quilt merchants. The Red Lion Inn – Stockbridge, MA – 3-Day Tour, Sun.-Tues., April 6th-8th – $389 pp/do. This tour is designed for your leisure, allowing you plenty of free time to discover some of the wonders of the Berkshires or just unwind in its wonder. The Red Lion Inn is one of the few remaining American inns in continuous use since the 18th century and is a charter member of Historic Hotels of America. Each room is individually decorated and The Red Lion Inn is a smoke-free establishment. “South Pacific” Broadway Revival at Lincoln Center – Wed., Apr. 9th, $199 pp. South Pacific Sat., May 3rd & Wed., Apr. 16th & May 21st tell the story of the lives of U.S. military men, nurses and the residents of the Polynesian island they occupy during World War II. The famous scor e includes: "In Love With a Wonderful Guy", "Nothing Like a Dame", "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair", "Some Enchanted Evening", and more. Directed by Barlett Sher. Starring Kelli O’Hara and Paulo Szot.

“Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” – Wed., 4/16 “Daniel” in the Lion’s Den – Thurs., 4/17 and Wed., 4/23 “A Catered Affair” – Wed., 4/30 & 6/4 and Wed., 6/18 “Camelot” at Lincoln Center – Sat., 5/10 Bronx Zoo – Sat., 5/17 Mohonk Mountain House – 1-Day Tour – Sun. 5/18 & 8/03, Tues., 10/14 Maine Moosin’ – 5-day Tour – Tues.-Sat., 5/27-31 Storm King Art Center & Brotherhood Winery – 1-Day Tour – Sat., 6/14 “Wicked” – Wed., 6/25 West Point/Hudson Valley – 1-Day Tour – Thurs., 6/26 Baseball Games (Yankees & Mets) Coming Soon…

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with ships at sea. They were the wonder of the age and people, correctly, knew what they were all about. It therefore seemed no surprise to anybody that in 1940 the U. S. Navy would build this brick building on the beach and alongside it construct a series of 20-foot-tall aerials in a grid pattern. The Navy told anyone who asked that this was a Navy radio station monitoring the activities of the American naval ships at sea in the same way that the towers in Napeague were monitoring the ocean liners and freighters. People believed them. To get a full understanding of exactly what this station was involved with — and there were 30 naval officers at work in three shifts 24 hours a day every day there (the single men lived in a barracks they built on Bluff Road at the back of the beach) — you need to know the history of World War II. The attack on Pearl Harbor took place on December 7, 1941. However, more than two years earlier, on September 1, 1939, Hitler’s armies invaded Poland. And within days, Germany was officially in a state of war with France and England, because those countries had treaties requiring them to defend Poland. Here in America, conservatives urged President Roosevelt to stay out of this conflict. But Roosevelt knew that if the huge German armies prevailed over both France and England, this would pose a serious threat to the security and integrity of America. Publicly, he announced that we would not

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go to war. But he also announced that we had a treaty with England and would embark on a program of sending them weapons and supplies across the Atlantic by boat. We would become the “arsenal of democracy,” he said in a speech. And so, in 1939, we began to turn out artillery guns and tanks and ammunition to send to the British on a lease basis. The Germans, however, were ready. They had by that time assembled a huge armada of submarines, which they called U-boats, and they declared that if anybody tried to send

arms and guns to England, their U-boats would sink them. And sink them they did. In 1939 and 1940, thousands and thousands of American freighters were torpedoed and sunk in the Atlantic Ocean by U-boats, causing a huge loss of American lives. The number of ships that got through to England was less than half of what we were sending. It was turning into a disaster, and something had to be done, and quickly. The U-boats, it was known, operated in groups known as wolfpacks. Under water, they communicated with one another by radio. Roosevelt, meeting with his cabinet, ordered that large American warships accompany the freighters and be equipped with depth charges capable of blowing up Uboats underwater. He also ordered that a communications system be set up to eavesdrop on the Germans and determine the location of the wolfpacks so the warships could find them and the freighters avoid them. With the knowledge of a wolfpack, a freighter could outrun an underwater U-boat. On a wall map, four seaside locations in the continental United States were selected for the building of secret communications outposts that working together as a group could determine the whereabouts of the U-boats in the Atlantic. They were soon built in Winter Harbor, Maine; Cheltenham, Maryland; Jupiter, Florida and Amagansett, New York. The naval officers at these outposts would listen to the German wolfpack communica(continued on page 39)

Hampton Jitney Winter Schedule Effective Thurs., Jan. 3 through Wed., Apr. 30, 2008

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Montauk Line- These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival.


These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Friday (Eastbound) and Sunday (Westbound).

These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Saturday and Sunday.


This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tuesday and Wednesday.


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Amazing Tale How a House in Sagaponack Got Sold Three Times in 18 Months By Dan Rattiner There is a new McMansion at 363 Parsonage Lane in Sagaponack that has been sold three times in the last 18 months, each time for more than it had sold for before. It is an odd story, neither an example of an ever expanding real estate market nor an example of a slowly declining real estate market. It is a story involving a man who stole $40 million over a period of ten years, arguably because he wanted to buy pretty things for his girlfriend, and who is currently in jail. It’s pretty remarkable. This house, which has 12 bedrooms and about 10,000 square feet, was originally built as a spec house by builder John Farrell of

Bridgehampton. In the spring of 2006, a man named David Verhotz, who was in the banking business in Cleveland, drove out to have a look at it, approached Farrell and said he would like to buy it. Farrell told him it was only three quarters complete at the time, but Verhotz said he’d buy it anyway. He paid $5.7 million for it. And soon thereafter Farrell finished it up for him. Verhotz, however, never moved in. Instead, he got arrested by the Feds for embezzling $40 million from the bank he worked for. Verhotz had been, for ten years, the Vice President and director of Key Corp’s International Division. He was in charge of

global treasury management. That’s a mouthful, but in plain English, it means his job was to approve Key Corporation loans to international banks at low interest rates that these banks would then lend at higher interest rates to their customers living back in America. Over this ten-year period, he would read a letter on stationery from a banker in Thailand or Norway or Belgium or Hong Kong, and check that it was legitimate, and then he’d authorize Key Corp to pay out the money. He made $110,000 a year in this job. Except that sometimes, on a slow day, Verhotz would look at the ceiling, pick a name (continued on the next page)

BILLY JOEL AND THE END OF SHEA STADIUM By Dan Rattiner When Billy Joel sings, he often brings down the house. That happened at Radio City Music Hall last year when he broke some longstanding records for soldout concerts, that happened at Yankee Stadium when he broke some other longstanding records for soldout concerts, it’s happened at Nassau Coliseum, and apparently it is now going to happen at Shea Stadium, where he is not only FIGURATIVELY going to be bringing down the house, but ACTUALLY bringing down the house. As you probably know, the New York Mets

baseball team is getting a brand new stadium, which is currently under construction right in the parking lot next to the current stadium, Shea Stadium. The new stadium is expected to be completed by the end of this coming summer to be ready for the spring 2009 baseball season. And as soon as they declare it ready, and currently it is quite on schedule, they will begin tearing down Shea. This will probably be around October 1. All that will be left of Shea will be a stone marker. All the rest of the property will be the

parking lot for the new stadium. Bye bye Shea. Well, the powers that be at the New York Mets have decided that when the time comes for the first wrecking ball to make an appearance, the weekend before that happens there ought to be a big concert in the place to send it on its way. According to Newsday, the concert will be performed by Long Island’s super rock star Billy Joel. Who else could it be but Billy Joel? As for the date, well, it’s not set in stone. The Mets collapsed last September and didn’t (continued on page 26)

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out of the sky and arrange for himself to be that person — a bank official at the Delix Bank in Brussels, for example. He had the stationery from these banks and would have the money sent to that bank official. Him. Since most of the other loans he approved were on the up and up, nobody noticed he was doing this for quite some time. All together during the ten years, he made 106 loans in which he got the money and instead of doing what the paperwork said would be done with it, just put it into his bank account. This is a little less than one a month. So maybe these bogus loans were coming in under the radar for a while when you consider all the other legitimate loans that were being approved by this fellow. In any case, according to the Feds, somebody finally noticed that these 106 banks not making regular monthly payments to Key — Verhotz, as the “banker,” would sometimes use money from new phony transactions to make payments on the old — had all been approved by one particular banker at Key. It turned out that Verhotz, who had separated from his wife and was in the middle of divorcing her, had taken up with a New York woman named Kim Chan without telling her he was still married and, by that time, had bought, much of it for her, an 11.8 carat emerald cut diamond engagement ring worth more than $1 million, a Mercedes-Benz convertible CLK320, a Tiffany platinum/silver diamond necklace and bracelet, a diamond encrusted Patek Philippe watch, diamond earrings from

David Verhotz, caught.

Harry Winston worth $500,000, a condominium in Manhattan at 260 Park Avenue South worth $2.3 million and, from Farrell, the house on Parsonage Lane. The Feds seized it all. “When I first met him, I thought there was something rough about him,” Mr. Farrell told me. “I keep up with many of the people I sell houses to. But I wasn’t interested in doing that

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with this guy. He seemed to have an abrasive personality. And he didn’t seem to be somebody who had this kind of money.” A little over a year later, in September of 2007, Verhotz was in jail, Kim Chan was or was not sad and forlorn, and the Feds called Farrell to say that they had the house and all the other toys that Verhotz had bought, were looking for a missing $8.1 million and were interested in unloading the house back to Farrell. Farrell offered the Feds $6 million for it, which was $300,000 more than he had sold it for. He did it readily for two reasons. One was that he’d finished up the house and done a whole lot of landscaping. And the other was that he felt he could re-sell the house again pretty quickly for more money. In fact, after buying it from the feds for $6 million, he put it back on the market for $7.35 million figuring that it would sell right away because it was probably worth $8 million. He was right. “It sold in just three weeks,” he said. “I was glad to get the re-sale done. Sometimes you just want to get something over with.” Among other things, on each of the three occasions that this house was sold, a check was written to the Town of Southampton for about $120,000, once by Farrell, once by the Feds using Verhotz’s ill gotten money, and once again by Farrell. This would be 2.5% of the sale price each time, a sum that is deposited in the Southampton Town Land Preservation Fund. Thank you very much, all of you. We’ll make good use of it. And good luck to you Ms. Chan. •



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Electronics 2 Thefts, One in East Hampton, the Other in Riverhead & North Sea By Dan Rattiner The historic Hamptons, founded by the English in 1640 with its beautiful wooden windmills and white church steeples and prerevolutionary saltbox homes, is going hightech. In the last three weeks, there’s been quite a bit of it in the news. First it was about a beach video camera. For anybody not familiar with this, these are video cameras mounted on trees, posts or roofs of homes that point out to the beach so that the owner of the equipment, often a surfer, can offer the images of the wave action to one and all on a website. “Dude, it’s gnarly at Ditch!”

“On it.” In this case, this particular beach video cam, valued at $8,000, was mounted on a tall, wooden post on the East Hampton oceanfront property owned by Jerry Della Femina. Della Femina, who is a generous man, had let the owner of the video cam, a surfer and exercise guru named Jimmy Minardi, put it there so Minardi could show the conditions of Main Beach in East Hampton to all the surfers and exercise folks who go to Sometime between 5 and 6 a.m. on December 5, somebody trespassed onto the Della Femina property and snatched the beach cam. Minardi knows that because you get the

time monitored on a beach cam, and that’s when the beach cam went flooie. The perp, it turned out, didn’t take the time to disconnect or unscrew the beach cam. He just cut the post down with a chainsaw. You could tell by the remaining stump of the post in the ground the next day. The perp just came by and zzzzzip it was gone. “$8,000, just like that,” Minardi said. At the present time, the post is still a stump, and the perp remains at large. Minardi has gotten permission to replace it, but, according to his website, he is soliciting funds from users to finance the project and won’t put it up until (continued on page 34)

OLD NEWS: TOWN SUPERVISOR TAKES ON THE TRUSTEES By Dan Rattiner Sometimes when I read in the local papers about something that happened it makes me think — hey this happened before, it didn’t work, so why are they doing this again? Two years ago, the Village of Southampton confronted the Southampton Town Trustees about the fees charged for beach driving stickers. The Village said they wanted to charge their own fees. The Trustees said this was a duplication and the Trustees were willing to share the money for the fees. But they wouldn’t support a separate fee. There was a whole lot of posturing and yelling and politicking in Southampton for about a month when that happened, until final-

ly the Trustees said enough is enough and that if the Village wanted to charge a second fee, they, the Trustees, would just close off the Trustee access roads to the beaches. The Village backed down. There is no second sticker to be bought for Southampton Village today. Now they are doing a variation of this dance at East Hampton Town Hall. The East Hampton Town Trustees, just like their counterparts in Southampton, have been entrusted to administer the bay bottoms, wetlands and beach access roads on behalf of the citizens of that town. This is as a result of an edict issued by the King of England in 1680 known as the Dongen Patent. It has been upheld in court time and time again. The

Trustees, an august group of elected officials who are completely independent of the Town, on behalf of the townspeople, administer the publicly owned access roads to the beach. The Town and Village governments, which were created for the Towns and Villages at a later date, have a whole lot more to do, including police and ticket violators, administering the beaches and taking care of zoning and other matters. It does not include overlapping the responsibilities previously given to the Trustees. Two years ago, a couple of guys who were driving out onto the beach without a beach sticker from the Town, were ticketed and (continued on page 35)

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DIGNITARIES TRY DE LUXE SERVICE In anticipation of the grand opening of the new station-wide â&#x20AC;&#x153;De Luxeâ&#x20AC;? service on the Hampton Subway next week, reporters and news anchors, along with celebrities and government officials, enjoyed a â&#x20AC;&#x153;test runâ&#x20AC;? on Saturday beginning at the Southampton station. The service is being offered in the lead railroad car of every train on the schedule. Passengers paying the extra fare get to enjoy â&#x20AC;&#x153;De Luxeâ&#x20AC;? service, which includes overhead chandeliers, mahogany paneling, soft chairs, free TV on the back of each chair in front of you, royal red rugs from Turkey, free champagne, caviar and water biscuits available from our white-coated staff. They also enjoyed massages and mudpacks and a short performance by belly dancer Carla Knutz of East Quogue who learned her trade in Istanbul. Among those attending were Hillary Clinton, Mike Huckabee, Alec Baldwin, Peter Kalikow, Renee Zellweger, Christie Brinkley, Southampton Town Supervisor Linda Cabot,





Slowdown: The time between departure at Hampton Bays and arrival at Southampton is being lengthened by four minutes because the trains now have to slow down as they pass the 150-pound raccoon who sleeps in the air duct halfway between these two stations. She is pregnant.


Delays: Several porcelain tiles at the Hampton Bays station fell from the ceiling onto the tracks last Thursday, delaying the subways for ten minutes. The tiles, all very expensive and imported from the Portuguese island of Madeira, are among the new and luxurious appointments at the far eastern ends of all the stations where the new luxury cars for the â&#x20AC;&#x153;De Luxeâ&#x20AC;? service being announced this week are being installed.


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Congressman Tim Bishop, Senator Ken Lavalle, Kim Cattrall, Jerry Seinfeld and Rupert Murdoch. At the end of the journey, which took 45 minutes on a loop to Westhampton Beach, then back to East Hampton, Sag Harbor and Bridgehampton, each of the dignitaries was given a clear glass paperweight bearing the image of a subway car and the inscription â&#x20AC;&#x153;First Passenger, De Luxe Hampton Subway Car Service, February 9, 2008.â&#x20AC;? COMMISSIONER ASPINALLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S WEEKLY MESSAGE The premiere of the wonderful red carpet â&#x20AC;&#x153;De Luxeâ&#x20AC;? service offered up by Hampton Subway last Saturday went off without a hitch. As the celebrities arrived in their limousines, the paparazzi flashed their cameras, the crowd cheered and the official uniformed escorts of the Hampton â&#x20AC;&#x153;De Luxeâ&#x20AC;? service escorted the attendees down the red carpet covered escalators to the platform where the brand new gold trimmed â&#x20AC;&#x153;De Luxeâ&#x20AC;? subway (continued on page 32)

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Found Space Recurring Dream Makes its Way from Manhattan to East Hampton By Susan Galardi A proposal on the table in East Hampton to limit house sizes is giving me nightmares. Literally. The most recent version of the proposal states that the habitable space of a house can be 12 percent of the property size, plus an additional 1,500 square feet. That nets out to a 3,400-square-foot house on a half acre — reasonable by any standards. Yet a member of an organization called the East Hampton Citizens for Fairness in Zoning complained that 3,400 square feet

was not large enough for a single family residence. That thinking is the stuff of nightmares. Specifically, it’s a recurring nightmare that I often had living in the city, but never out here — until now. It goes something like this: You’re sidling through your tiny, cluttered studio apartment, inching your way past the ceiling to floor bookcases, around the upright piano your partner just had to bring along, carefully stepping over the enormous, immobile tomcats and heavy laden coffee table. You open a closet door to discover the incred-

ible: On the other side, to your delight and amazement, is a room, beautifully furnished with a king size bed that barely makes a visual impact in the enormous space. The windows open out onto a balcony with an unrestricted view of the Hudson. Then of course, you wake up. It was just a dream — the recurring nightmare of found space. As a Manhattan-ite for 20 years, I had this dream regardless of my “living situation” (a New Yorker’s term of endearment for “home”). Whether I was asleep in the tiny (continued on the next page)

THREE BIAS GROUPS CALL ON EDITOR TO RESIGN By Katy Gurley Independent editor Rick Murphy’s ears must have been burning Friday night. “The so-called satiric articles he has written recently are racist, sexist and homophobic — they are disgusting and despicable,” said Lucius Ware, president of the Eastern Long Island Branch of the NAACP, at a community gathering of about 50 people at Hayground School in Bridgehampton. Meeting organizers said Murphy was unable to attend the gathering

Friday because his wife had just had surgery. But in a phone interview the following Monday, Murphy said that he wasn’t invited to the meeting and that his reporters were barred from covering it. (The organizers asked members of the press not to take notes during the meeting, but said they were free to interview people afterward. The reporting in this article was based on those interviews.) The articles under fire include two “Low Tidings” columns written by Murphy. The articles, disparaging

“parodies” ostensibly written by Senator Hillary Clinton and Senator Barack Obama, appeared last month in the Independent along with a cartoon by Murphy’s wife, Karen Fredericks. The cartoon, depicting Oprah Winfrey, has also been called racist and sexist by the critics. Ware and many other community leaders and residents at the meeting demanded that Murphy resign or that his boss, co-publisher of the Independent, Jerry Della Femina, fire him. “I can’t fire him. But if he does it again, he’s out,” Della Femina told the gathering, a response that elicited cat calls from the audience and (continued on page 35)

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make the playoffs after leading the league almost the entire season. But then, last month, at vast expense, they bought one of the very best pitchers in the game today, Johan Santana. The hope is that they will not only make the playoffs this summer, but they will


win the playoffs and go on to the World Series at the end of October and win that. So Billy can only pencil in the date of the concert. It could be anytime between October 5 and November 5. Who knows? Well, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be ready. Already heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sitting

by the phone. * * * As we go to press, we have learned that a date has been settled upon â&#x20AC;&#x201D; July 16 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; which is the day after the All-Star Game and the beginning of a Mets road trip. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s possible that the concert will run two days or three or even four. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll see how it sells. â&#x20AC;˘

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room I first rented in a lease-holderâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s apartment, in the quieter bedroom of my own Upper West Side two-bedroom, or in the room that looked out to the Empire State building in my partnerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spacious 1-bedroom in a tony West Village condo â&#x20AC;&#x201D; I had the dream. Sometimes it was the discovery of an extra room, other times an entire wing or even an additional floor. There was excitement, joy, a sense of relief and ability to breathe. Then, upon waking, that turned to abject despair. I rarely shared this dream with others, out of house shame or fear of closer scrutiny. When I finally did, I learned I wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t alone. Friends, neighbors and coworkers were also plagued by this tormenting fantasy. Apparently the physical and psychic need for more space is so powerful in the city that it had found its way into the collective unconscious. Like so many other neuroses shared by driven, A-personality overachievers drawn to Manhattan, here was another, manifesting itself in our subconscious during

the wee hours. Since humans were not intended to be in confined spaces â&#x20AC;&#x201D; it is used as a punishment, after all â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the stimulus for the dream is understandable in a town that besieges its inhabitants with a cluttered barrage of images, messages and density of every kind. A place where a need for space is literally, a dream. So imagine my surprise when I had the found space dream recently, right here in the Hamptons â&#x20AC;&#x201D; with its vast beaches, farm fields, and tracts of woods â&#x20AC;&#x201D; as I lay in my spacious bedroom of my house in the Northwest Woods that I share only with my partner and son. We have four bedrooms upstairs, the luxury of a dedicated playroom downstairs. By most standards, plenty of space. But there was the dream: On the other side of a linen closet (large enough to constitute a room by city standards) was another bedroom and bath. Waking up, I couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t believe Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d had the

found space dream again. Why did I no longer feel that I had enough? The answer quickly became clear. I had been reading too much about that size limit proposal set forth by town Supervisor Bill McGintee and his advisory committee. Ostensibly, the original goal was to block the construction of McMansions in the dunes of Amagansett â&#x20AC;&#x201D; more castles made of sand. The proposal has gone through a few iterations, but still comes down to a 3,400-square-foot house on a half acre. In the rest of the country, beyond the nonreality of the East End, the size of the average single family home is about 2,400 square feet â&#x20AC;&#x201D; closer to the size of our house, with which I am quite satisfied. But that insatiable dissenter of the proposal had planted the seed of discontent. I blame him for my nightmare. Isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t 2,400 square feet big enough? Wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t people ever be satisfied with what they have, ever stop wanting bigger and more? Yeah, sure they will. In your dreams.




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Electronics 2 Big Brother in EH May Rule if You’ve Overstayed Your Parking Limit By Janine Cheviot While most East End businesses are scrambling to find summer workers, the East Hampton Village Police Department is looking to replace 19 seasonal positions with one camera. That camera, which costs $65,000, would be mounted on a police car, and, according to East Hampton Village Police Chief Gerard Larsen, significantly help with monitoring parking during summer months. In beach season, East Hampton Village hires the additional traffic control officers to monitor parked vehicles. Currently, parking is monitored two ways. In the Village’s Schenck and Reutershan parking lots, the police depart-

ment relies on tickets with a time and date dispensed from machines. With the tickets displayed on the dashboard, traffic control officers can keep an eye on how long the car is parked in the lot. The other monitoring strategy involves a large stick of chalk. One of the vehicle’s tires and the pavement below are marked with chalk, so that the two chalk marks align. If a vehicle’s chalk lines appear to remain aligned beyond the time limit for a particular parking spot (one to two hours in the Village), the windshield gets slapped with a ticket. “The chalk system has many flaws,” said an employee at a real estate agency on Main

Street in East Hampton. “I would leave my parking spot to go to lunch, come back and park in the same spot, and then get a ticket even though I was never parked in the spot for more than two hours at a time. One summer I paid almost $575 in parking tickets.” Another employee described methods to beat the system. “I know some people who wipe the chalk marks off with water,” he said. “Or they pull out of the parking space and change the alignment so the chalk marks don’t match up.” Another East Hampton resident described an incident when a traffic control officer never marked her tire with chalk, but ticketed her (continued on page 30)

COUNTY WILL LEASE PECONIC BAY FOR SHELLFISHING By Debbie Tuma In an effort to restore shellfish, provide jobs and clean up the bays, Suffolk County is looking at leasing 300 acres in the Peconic Estuary System — which runs in the bay from the Peconic River to Block Island Sound — to private baymen over the next five years. Suffolk County Legislator Jay Schneiderman, who was recently appointed to the Suffolk Aquaculture Board, said this initial effort would give five-acre leases to 12 licensed individuals, so they could plant oysters in 60 acres a year for the next five years, totaling 300 acres. “It’s hard enough to survive today as a bay-

man, and this program would help provide a steady stream of income for them, as well as restore the many shellfish that were wiped out by the mysterious brown tide of the mid1980s,” said Schneiderman. He said this “miniscule effort” is part of a larger effort by Suffolk County to restore shellfish in up to 100,000 acres of state-owned bottomlands in Peconic and Gardiner’s Bays. The County started developing an Aquaculture Leasing Program in 2005 after it was enacted in 2004. Schneiderman said the proposed 300 acres he hopes to lease out are located between

Southold and Riverhead, all the way to Napeague Harbor in East Hampton. He said the State gave the County authority to lease the bottomlands for aquaculture purposes. Bill Pell, a longtime bayman and owner of Southampton Oyster Company, said oysters also clean out and filter the waters of the bays. “An average oyster filters 18 gallons of water in 24 hours,” said Pell, who is currently growing and harvesting his own oysters in Southampton Town. “I think this County leasing program is worthwhile, because it opens up work for other baymen, boat builders and all (continued on the next page)

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kinds of jobs in the marine business.” He said that for years, oysters were overfished and not replenished, so this is a good idea. He also said that oysters are easy to sell and “the return is tremendous.” Pell, who claims the Peconic Bay oysters are the “best tasting on the East Coast,” said they take about 18 months to two years to grow once seeded. John Aldred, Director of the East Hampton Town Shellfish Hatchery in Montauk, said he thinks the 300 acres is a “reasonable way to start this leasing program, to see how it works, and then at the end of five years, it can be reviewed and modified.” Suffolk County Executive Director Steve

Levy said, “The crux of this program is to eventually allow for 100,000 acres of our County’s bottomlands to be available for the cultivation of shellfish. This innovative leasing program to


the private sector baymen will encourage them to have both work and to restore our shellfish population.” He also said several years ago he helped to reseed one to two million scallops in Peconic Bay and a million clams in Great South Bay. At that time, he wanted to make this program a model for the nation, so this new leasing program is a continuation of this idea of replenishing the bays. He said the Suffolk County Planning Department, which oversees this program, is now going through an environmental review process to work out the lease arrangements and should be underway by 2010 or sooner. The state owns the underwater lands and gave the County authority to lease the bottomlands for this aquaculture project. The State Department of Environmental Conservation and U.S. Army Corps of Engineers are also involved in the permit process. The Suffolk Planning Department is taking the lead and has created the Aquaculture Lease Program Advisory Commission to oversee this process. At the end of the five-year lease of the 300 acres, the County will review this project and it could then be modified or changed. Carrie Gallagher, Suffolk County Commissioner of Environment and Energy, said, “Our goal is also to help protect this historic way of life on Long Island, when shell fishing was a prosperous way of life and very plentiful here. It was hurt during the past two decades, but we hope to bring it back.”


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By Katy Gurley “The Parrish is a museum with strong local ties that is going to be expanding to a global outreach. That’s a big audacious goal, but one I’m sure we can achieve,” said Terrie Sultan, recently appointed director of the Parrish Art Museum. That global outreach will include a traveling exhibition program, which the Parrish has never instituted on a large scale, she said. “I want to get the museum’s word out to a broader audience so we can share our scholarship with other institutions across the country. This is very easily doable for the Parrish,” said Sultan last week in an interview from her home in Houston. She formally steps into the job April 1. After an exhaustive search for a director by the museum’s Board of Trustees, Sultan was appointed as the new director in January. After a recruiter contacted her about the job possibility, she said she was “happy to throw her hat in the ring.” (She succeeds Trudy C. Kramer, who announced her retirement a year ago after 26 years as director.) Sultan received a Bachelor in Fine Arts degree at Syracuse University and a Masters in Museum Studies at John F. Kennedy University and attended the Museum Leadership Institute of the Getty Center. She has served in senior positions at the New Museum of Contemporary Art in New York, the Corcoran Gallery of Art in Washington, DC, and most recently at the Blaffer Gallery at the University of Houston. As director of the Blaffer Gallery since 2000, Ms. Sultan reorganized the artistic direction of the exhibition, publication and education program, organizing exhibitions (many of them traveling to other institutions) such as “Chuck Close Prints: Process and Collaboration,” co-founded a new university-wide interdisciplinary center for the arts with a $20 million endowment fund, undertook a citywide outreach program that dramatically increased attendance and corporate foundation and individual support, and implemented a new fiveyear, $20 million strategic plan for expansion and renovation. No stranger to the Hamptons, Sultan has spent vacations here for the past 15 to 20 years, visiting her brother Donald Sultan of Sag Harbor. Over the years, she said she has

Terrie Sultan Museum Director built up a network of friends here, so the big move from Houston will be like coming to a second home. As a museum professional, she is attracted to the area because of the density of artists with ties to the community. “I don’t mean just the visual artist. There’s a

arts in an open and relaxed atmosphere.” Part of Sultan’s job will be to oversee the construction of a new Parrish Art Museum, which will be located in Water Mill. The Herzog & de Meuron design includes a network of lightinfused galleries on 14 acres, evoking the kind of artists’ colonies that once flourished on the East End. The Parrish Art Museum’s design concept for its new facility, created by internationally celebrated architects Herzog & de Meuron, will be comprised of a 64,000-square-foot facility, part of a 79,000-square-foot master plan that will be completed in phases, and vastly improve the museum’s resources for exhibitions and public programming. Phase I will include 15,405 square feet of gallery space. At the end of phase II, the gallery space will increase to a total of 18,933 square feet on the site. In addition to managing the $70 million building project, Sultan will also oversee the curatorial programs, educational programs and the day-to-day activities of the museum. “I’ve been a museum professional for 20 years, have a strong curatorial background, and I believe I have demonstrated management skills. I’m a good planner and I love a challenge,” said Sultan. She is currently working with the Parrish’s Board of Trustees on a transition plan. “I’m in the process of formulating my 100-day plan. I’m reading many documents to bring me up to speed, and I’m studying the museum’s existing strategic plan,” she said. As a professional, Sultan is vastly curious about the creative process and believes the new museum’s design will reflect that. “In the contemporary world, a lot of attention and conversation seems to be about the physical object of art, especially as it relates to commerce. I’m dedicated to the art object, too — the painting, the sculpture, the photograph — and believe these works can be transformative. But the other thing I’m interested in is the artists’ process. You have an artist who walks into their studio and creates something out of nothing. I’m interested the things that cause the artist to make certain decisions during the creative process,” Sultan said. Her husband, Christopher French, an artist and writer, shares her excitement about the creative process, and writes articles about art in publications such as Art News and Flash

As a professional, Sultan is vastly curious about the creative process and believes the new museum’s design will reflect that. whole community of writers, theater people and artists who cover all aspects of creativity. I’m hoping to tap into those artists as part of my job,” she said, adding that she finds the area unique. “There are not too many communities that have this density of people in the

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anyway, claiming that he “remembered the car was there.” Many tickets are dismissed because of incidents like this (several thousand last summer), but with the proposed camera, the court would have a photograph and GPS log indicating how long a car is parked in a particular space, so there would be little discrepancy. Although the Town of East Hampton has not yet expressed if it believes the camera would be beneficial, Chief Larsen suggested that it could also photograph license plates at East Hampton beaches and assist the Town with confiscating fake beach permits by recording the license plates of those who purchased permits. Chief Larsen proposed purchasing the cam-


era at an East Hampton Village Board of Trustees meeting last month and the Board agreed to send him, along with two other Village officials, to Jacksonville, Florida, where the police department currently uses the camera, to see its capabilities. At the meeting, Chief Larsen also explained that his department spends an unnecessary amount of time and money training and monitoring the seasonal workers, all of which would be eliminated with the purchase of the camera. If the camera were purchased, the Village would be continuing its adoption of new technology, as two high-tech cameras, which are currently being used to monitor passing motorists and have already led to many arrests, were purchased just last month.

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Art. He also shows his visual work at a number of Houston venues. “My work conflates the sensibility of touch with the immediacy of sight, creating the interplays between gesture and order, individuality and anonymity that I think are at the heart of contemporary identity,” he wrote on his website. “Both my husband and I are looking forward to being contributing members of this vibrant community,” Sultan said. Sultan and French have been married for 20 years. They met when both were working at the Oakland Museum in California. One of Sultan’s

duties there was to edit a magazine for the museum and, admiring French’s writing in art publications, hired him to write an article for the magazine. “And the rest is history,” she said. Alvin Chereskin, chairman of the Board of Trustees of the Parrish, welcomed Sultan to her new home and said he is delighted to have her on board. “We are extraordinarily fortunate to have secured Terrie Sultan’s leadership at a moment of unprecedented growth and opportunity for this Museum,” said Chereskin.. “She brings to the Parrish a rare combination of curatorial acumen, managerial expertise and dedication

to education and community service. We look forward eagerly to working with Terrie in the coming years.” And Sultan echoes that enthusiasm. “It is an honor to have been selected as the new director of The Parrish Art Museum,” she said. “The Parrish is unique among American museums, with a distinctive collection and a strong program that is closely allied with Long Island’s East End and the artists who have worked there. With the support and collaboration of the staff and trustees, I look forward to building on the museum’s remarkable history to move the Parrish into the future.”

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Our Chief While swimming in the ocean, there is rarely a moment when I don’t think about a great white shark. For me, quite possibly the most psychologically intense movie of all time is Jaws. After seeing it over and over again, convincing myself equally as many times that the shark in the movie is an animatronics robot and is not real, I still find myself swimming to shore, confident that I had just dodged a gruesome death. Then I’ll head back in, because I’ll remember that Roy Scheider, who passed away on Sunday, took care of that shark a long time ago with a scuba tank explosion. We all love that movie and absolutely love the people that were involved in making it because every second is pure imagination and expression of art. Each character is as colorful as the next and it is easy to relate them to people you know, such as the hard nosed fishermen in Montauk, or a caring Hamptons policeman with a family and local friends. Police Chief Martin Brody, the main character in Jaws, is one of the greatest heroes to have ever been written for cinema. His fear of the ocean, as a man in charge of a town with an economy that runs because of the ocean, captures the spirit of facing your fear, through think and thin, and doing the right thing. Every single one of us has a mental imprint of the three seconds when Police Chief Martin Brody is chumming the water to attract the great white shark and, in a flash, a gaping shark the size of a bus comes out of the water.

There is a flash of memory when Police Chief Martin Brody has a face of shock and terror as he jumps up in front of the camera and then says one of best lines of all time in movie history — “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” Roy Scheider, who played the hero and is also one of the greatest actors of all time, played the role of Chief Brody so seamlessly that when you would see the actor having his coffee at Candy Kitchen in Bridgehampton, you almost wanted to ask him how his beat was going. He was that believable in Jaws and was the true American hero that we all need in our lives, and he lived and hung out right down the street. You might have caught him playing softball at the Artists vs. Writers softball game in East Hampton, where on more then one occasion he would lob a grapefruit to a batter. As the batter swung and connected, the grapefruit would surprise us all as it is smashed to pieces. With a tip of the cap, the crowd would cheer at the top of their lungs as Roy would smile and wave. His place in the community was a place

of utmost respect and love. And as I swim in the ocean this summer, maybe at Atlantic Beach, Main Beach, Coopers Beach, Ditch Plains or Indian Wells, just like I have since I was a kid, and I think about a great white sneaking up on me, I’ll keep in mind that Police Chief Martin Brody has things under control. I’ll keep in mind that Police Chief Martin Brody took care of all of those sharks a long time ago, and there is nothing to worry about. This is exactly what my Dad would tell me when I was ten, and in the middle of the night I had a nightmare about a great white shark swimming under my bed. So while I’m out there in the ocean, I’ll be sure to thank our Police Chief. Thank you Roy Scheider, who, lucky for us, lived here in the Hamptons for so many years, was our police chief and always looked out for the great white shark off of our coastline. Thanks for being a hero for all of us and taking care of those great white sharks that are swimming underneath our beds and off our coasts. I’m sure without any doubt that he still is.

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Advertising Sales Executive Jean Lynch, shot his 1,000th high school basketball career point on January 29. Congratulations to the young basketball star. * * * Lance A. Gumbs was recently honored with the Eastern Long Island Branch of the NAACP’s Community Service Award for the work he’s done in the Shinnecock community on the East End. Gumbs, dressed in a bright






The newly sober (hopefully) starlet who graces the magazine’s cover this month, said she “finds peace and strength” at her family’s home on Long Island. * * * Deeply felt condolences to the family of Roy Scheider, a favorite neighbor for East End residents and a great actor most famous for his role in Jaws, who passed away last weekend.

about and wanted to get everybody to move along. The police straightened them out. Up at the top of the station entrance, I am particularly grateful that the police were able to disperse two groups of protesters who were there to ruin this grand opening. One group was the flagmen strikers, still not at work

after all these weeks. The other group was angry subway riders there to protest the three-day wedding between the daughter of a Texas oil pipe baron and the son of a Saudi Sheik who tied the knot there. We had given adequate warning that the subway would be closed during those three days. But some apparently did not get the message and found alternate means to get to work only after finding the subway closed. The only hitch that took place at this exclusive party at the western end of the Southampton platform on that afternoon, was with the red carpet that had been placed over the down escalator to soften the arrival of all the celebrities. After everyone was assembled down on the platform, and after the speeches made by Ms. Clinton and Mr. Huckabee were amplified so they could be heard over the objections of the subway riders, someone apparently turned on the down escalator, which had been turned off when the red carpet was placed over it. The escalator pushed the red carpet down and ate it, and it is currently out of service as workmen poke around in its innards looking to remove the remains of it from the gears of the escalator. Fortunately, at the end of the ride, our dignitaries were able to ride the UP escalator • without a problem.

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car awaited them at the head of the 1:03 p.m. train from Montauk that pulled in exactly on time. The Hampton Bays marching band played, drowning out the shouts of the hoi polloi crammed into the back cars of this special train who didn’t know what the delay was all


purple silken cloth embroidered with white turtles (a fashionable item and also a symbol of the Shinnecock Indians), said he was moved by the award because his work “goes unnoticed, given our status within the Town of Southampton,” referring to the controversial fight for recognition. * * * Lindsay Lohan shouted out her Long Island love in this month’s Harper’s Bazaar.

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ROY SCHEIDER, 75 Roy Scheider of Sag Harbor died last Sunday at the age of 75. He was a wonderful man with a great sense of humor and a love of acting, and he leaves behind many memories, some from others noted in the quotes at the end of this article. Mine comes in the form of an interview I had with him and his wife some years ago at the Candy Kitchen in Bridgehampton. * * * Roy Scheider bought a house in the Hamptons on the recommendation of his wife Brenda. “It was in 1988,” Scheider said. “We had just gotten married and she said I know this beautiful place you should lease a house for the summer. And she went and leased a house in Sagaponack. Then she brought me out to see it. And I fell in love with this area.” “I’d been coming out to the Hamptons since the early 1970s,” Brenda said. “I had shares in summer houses in Amagansett back then.” “Where are you from originally?” I asked. “Buffalo.” We are sitting, Brenda and Roy Scheider and I, at a table in the Bridgehampton Candy Kitchen. It is nine o’ clock on a Saturday morning. “The birth of our son changed things a great deal for me,” Roy said. “Our plan had been to settle in Manhattan and we were in the process of decorating an apartment. But the more we came out here the more we thought, why do we have to be in Manhattan? So we sold our very expensive apartment at a loss. And have been full-time residents here ever since.” Roy Scheider is perhaps best known in these parts as the star of the movie Jaws, a film fashioned after a book set in the Hamptons. But he also has had two Oscar nominations, one for The French Connection and the other for All That Jazz. Scheider was born and raised in Maplewood, New Jersey, the son of a German immigrant who owned a gas station. He had a difficult childhood. A fat kid, he was the last chosen for anything and, in order to avoid being picked on, either had to run fast or be funny. “I couldn’t run fast,” he said. “But I could do impressions of practically every actor in Hollywood by the time I was ten.” His home life as a young boy was not a happy one. In particular, he felt that his father was extremely critical of him. And so it was that when he went to Franklin and Marshall College in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, he was in absolute heaven. A professor, Daryl Larson, who ran the theatre department there, encouraged him to act, told him he was talented and that if he worked at it he could by very good. “Franklin and Marshall was a college for men back then. So we did plays that were easily done without a lot of women actors — Coriolanus, Mr. Roberts, Darkness at Noon, Billy Budd. What few women we needed came from town. Townies. With this encouragement, I absolutely fell in love with theatre and for three years running won the actors award, the MVP that was given out at Franklin and Marshall. When I graduated college I knew exactly what I would be. I told my father, ‘I’m an actor.’ He said, ‘You’re a damn fool.’ And that was that.”

When Scheider graduated, however, the Korean War was on. He put three years in the Air Force and it was when he was stationed in Oregon that he married briefly. He married a second time in 1962, and with his second wife Cynthia, had a daughter who is now 29 and married and living in Alaska. For ten years, from 1960 to 1970, he worked the stock companies, touring from Boston to Washington, playing in Joe Papp’s Shakespeare Festival in the Hecshter Theatre in Manhattan and in the Arena in Washington. And then, after a brief part in Klute starring Jane Fonda, he landed the co-starring role, along with Gene Hackman, in The French Connection. “It came about in a very strange way,” he said. “Several months before they began casting for The French Connection, I had gone to an audition for a British play. The notice said they wanted an actor six feet tall. It was a drizzly day and there was a long line of actors and we had to stand outside the stage door. After about an hour, it was my turn and I went inside and the theatre was dark, except for a single work light on the stage. I could hear rustling sounds in the audience.” * * * “Good afternoon, Mr. Scheider is it?” this British accent said. “Would you please read from page 18?” Scheider reads. “That’s very good, Mr. Scheider,” the accent said. “Now how tall are you?” “I’m five eleven, but I could be six feet in boots.” “Would you read the scene on page 27?” He reads the scene on page 27. “That’s very nice. How tall did you say you were?” “I’m five eleven, but I could be six feet in boots.” Now please read the scene on page 77.” He reads the scene on page 77. “And you said you were how tall?” “I said I was five feet ten but I could be six feet in boots.” “Would you please stand back to back with the stage manager?” And that was it. Scheider threw the script out into the darkness. The pages floated down.

“You people wouldn’t hire Marlon Brando because he is too short,” he yelled, and walked out. * * * The British accent, it turned out, belonged to the director of the play. But the casting director Bob Weiner, who overheard this conversation, absorbed it all. And, unknown to Scheider, three months later when casting began for The French Connection, Weiner was given that casting job too. They were looking for a tough guy. “I think I know who should have this part,” Weiner told the producers. “I saw this actor. I don’t know if you can handle him, but he’d be perfect.” The French Connection, which was, in Scheider’s words, “the first two guys in a car city western,” won nine Oscar nominations, including Scheider’s for the best supporting actor. Gene Hackman won for Best Actor. Without a doubt, the most financially successful picture of Scheider’s career was Jaws, which cost about $12 million to make in 1974 and brought in $400 million in its first six months. “Steven Spielberg was at a Hollywood party with Tracy Keenan Wynn and I walked in on this conversation as the two of them were talking about this giant shark that comes out of the water and cracks a boat in half. I thought they were crazy. But a few days later, Spielberg called and asked me to take this part where I’d be essentially the same character I was in The French Connection, but in this resort where nobody would believe me. It was intriguing. We spent three seasons — spring, summer and fall — filming this movie on Martha’s Vineyard. I loved Martha’s Vineyard. I loved the ocean, the weather, the food, the island. It was like the Jersey shore, which I was very familiar with, but much better. Not a whole lot to do.” “It took so long to film because the techies couldn’t get the model shark to bear up under ocean conditions. Salt would get at it. It would malfunction. Waiting around, Richard Dreyfus, Robert Shaw and I would improvise these scenes on the boat. Many of these scenes made the movie. It really does touch everybody’s fear of water. Even for people who live in the Bronx. Or Buffalo.” Scheider starred in Blue Thunder, The Sorcerer, Marathon Man and All That Jazz, directed by Bob Fosse and written by Robert Alan Aurthur. All That Jazz was the most challenging film Scheider ever made. He plays the lead, a Broadway show director who is admired and loved. And as the film turns into a battle between life and death, it becomes a fantastic and disturbing blend of fantasy and reality. The film won the Grand Prize at the Cannes Film Festival in 1980. It also earned Scheider his second Oscar nomination, this time for Best Actor. His second marriage, after twenty years, was on the rocks. He and his wife had agreed to go their separate ways. And then came Brenda King from Buffalo. “We met in the Zimmer Drug Store on the corner of Madison and 76th Street.” Scheider said. “She came up to me while I was looking at (continued on page 37)

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he can afford it. He also says that this time, he’s gotten permission from Della Femina to put the web cam on the chimney of the house. “And I’m putting up a second hidden web cam to watch the first one. They’re not getting this one.” Which leads this reporter to ponder, which web cam would a thief go after first if he strikes again? The beach web cam? Or the beach web cam watching web cam? Hmmm. And what about all those folks who skinnydip in the Della Femina pool? Will they continue? The second high-tech device in the news is a GPS system. They’re pretty cheap now, and Suffolk County, which has a fleet of maybe two thousand vehicles, has had them installed in all of them. At any time, just by punching some numbers into a computer, anybody at County headquarters can see just exactly where each and every one of these vehicles is. The purpose of it is, I think, to keep an eye on some bureaucrats who might have thought they’d drive the county vehicle that has been entrusted to them for a little personal getaway down to Savannah, Georgia for a long weekend — something that any county supervisor would frown upon if he knew. So now he would. Weren’t they surprised last week when they got a call from the Riverhead police saying that one of their employees had gone to his house to pick up some work related thing he forgot, ran inside to get it, and when he ran back out, the van was gone?

road as far as Conscience Point, then turned around and headed back down North Sea Road back to across Route 27 and then pulled into McDonalds. There he got out of the car, and, seeing the chopper overhead and the officers running toward him from every direction, surrendered. The alleged perp is Brian E. Davis, who may or may not have had a Big Mac in his hand raised high overhead. He was handcuffed, bundled up and carted away. The third high-tech item in the news is apparently a computerized license plate reader. Two of them are mounted on the roof of one squad car in the Village of East Hampton, and as the squad car tootles along, the readers snaffle in the plate numbers and spit out the numbers of those who either have stolen registration or no registration or expired registration. This information is beamed up to the helicopters who send out the signal and, in minutes, herds of policemen surround the suspected vehicle and, if a driver is inside about to turn the ignition, cry out in a chorus “come out with your hands up.” I am not making this up, except for the last part. Make sure your car registration is up to date. When these items were installed a few weeks ago, a police officer commented, with considerable ingenuity I thought, “Obey the law and nothing bad will happen to you.” You won’t be talking your way out of this one. Gulp. •

The County police got involved and pulled out all the stops. They had the GPS on it! The Riverhead police found the blip, headed after the perp in squad cars, and, directed by the County police overhead in helicopters who were watching the little location dot on the screen, closed in. The perp drove the car down Cross River Drive, then right onto Old Country Road, then past Sears Bellows Park to Sunrise Highway and thence east to North Sea Road in Southampton (where the Southampton Town Police took up the chase). He headed up the

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brought to court, where, with lawyers defending them, they successfully argued that the Town had not properly created their beach sticker laws back in 1995, because they had done it without the approval of the Trustees, as required by law. The decision was made by a Justice Ketcham who noted that the passage of this law was a “clear infringement upon the authority of the trustees.”


The 1995 law reads, “The Town Board shall not amend any section of this local law as the same applies to any trustee beach without having first received the written permission of the majority of the Trustees…” Now, Town Supervisor Bill McGintee is trying to go off without the Trustees’ approval again. He appeared agitated with the Trustees at a Town meeting last week where

he proposed that the beach fees for beach driving stickers for non-residents be raised from the current cost of $200. The Trustees, who were present, said they’d like to think about it. McGintee said he intended to go ahead anyway. He said, according to one Trustee who attended, that he’d do whatever he pleased. Here we go again. •

speaking as a citizen and not as supervisor. The controversy over the columns has created a firestorm of public rage, played out in the letters pages of local newspapers, in online forums on and the Huffington Post, on WABC-Channel 7, Newsday and USA Today, which have all covered the story. James Brady, a local resident, wrote in his column on, “The [column on Obama] was crude, not funny, racist and appalling.” Newsday also criticized Murphy’s “attempt to parody Obama.” At the meeting, some called for a boycott of the Independent and even Mr. Della Femina’s restaurant in East Hampton. But others, like Baldwin, said it would be unfair to punish Della Femina’s employees. In public statements, Murphy has apologized for the columns, calling them “ill-conceived and offensive.” He has said he intended them to be satires and admitted he made a mistake in publishing them. But in letters to the editors of two local newspapers last week, Murphy attacked McGintee and Baldwin, saying their

criticism of the columns was spurred by past grievances. Della Femina, who had not read the columns until they were in print, told the gathering Friday night that he would reserve plenty of space in the paper for community anti-bias organizations and others to write positive stories about race and gender relations. At the meeting, members of Shinnecock Nation said the recent columns were part of a pattern of Murphy’s racist writings, and cited an article that they claimed “ridiculed” the Nation in 2003. Nation members picketed the Independent when the article was published. “His hurtful commentaries trashed the Nation in a way that affected the wide community,” Lance Gumbs, a Nation trustee said after the meeting. “And the sugar coating that Jerry did tonight is unacceptable. This is going to be an ongoing issue.” Ken Allan of EEGO agreed. “We appreciate the fact that Jerry came tonight, but the situation is not healed. Jerry needs to reconsider his decision to keep Rick on as editor.”

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prompted some to accuse him of “whitewashing” a serious matter. Della Femina, however, did not defend Murphy’s columns and has referred to them as a “disaster” and described himself as “ashamed” that they were printed. He also said he has Murphy on a “short leash” and is now personally reviewing all of his copy. On Monday, Murphy said, “I’m not resigning and I haven’t been asked to resign.” He called the furor over the columns “old news” and declined to elaborate. Town Supervisor Bill McGintee and actor Alec Baldwin also reiterated their calls for Murphy’s resignation at the meeting, which was organized by the East End Gay Organization (EEGO), the East Hampton Anti-bias Task Force of East Hampton, the Southampton Anti-bias Task Force, the Riverhead Anti-bias Task Force and the Eastern Long Island Branch of the NAACP. The sponsors said the meeting was an effort to air grievances about the articles and to try and pull the community together in calling for Murphy’s resignation. “I know when satire runs to racism,” McGintee said, noting he was

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Chef Mitch Kruzyna, whose moved to the back to expand mother Janis worked in the the seating capacity to 70. kitchen at Shippy’s for 35 While Nick was holding his years, smiled fondly just at the year-old son Lucas, whom his mention of Mr. Casgrain. Back wife Ursula brought into the in the ‘60s there was a jukebox restaurant, he said, “Who at Shippy’s that blasted out knows, maybe Lucas will work early Beatles tunes and popuat Shippy’s one day.” Then he lar songs like Chubby led me into the kitchen where Checkers’ “The Twist,” that the magic of Shippy’s haphad patrons up and dancing pens. German dishes such as near the bar. The famous barWeiner Schnitzel, bratwurst, tender of that era was Ed knockwurst, weisswurst and DeGramby. The few patrons in sauerbraten are all prepared the bar all smiled at just the in the traditional style. Chef mention of his name — he was Mitch Kruzyna prides himself a character. on consistency. For over 50 In 1976, Ed Nielsen, a years there has been a Nick and Lucas Nielsen at Shippy’s German-born New Yorker, Kruzyna in the kitchen. While moved out from Queens to purchase Shippy’s in the kitchen I couldn’t help peeking at the from the attorney who was selling it for a group desserts — German favorites such as black forthat bought the restaurant from Shippy a few est cake, German chocolate cake, Bavarian years earlier. Mr. Nielsen added many of the chocolate cream pie, and of course, apple strudel. favorite German dishes served at Shippy’s Byron Igoe of Forest Hills, Queens, now in his today. His wife opened Pumpernickels around 80s, remembers bringing his kids for lunch at the corner. They both brought a special German Shippy’s in the early 1950s. He said it was “a work ethic that has kept Shippy’s special to this friendly place, where they always made you feel day. Mr. Nielsen’s son Nick who, when he was at home.” The interior is still very much the younger was both a busboy and a waiter, said, same, with the warm feeling of wood and pri“We kept the steaks sizzling and smoking just vate tables facing the bar, where so many New like Shippy served them.” York socialites stopped in to catch up on the latHe pointed to an original Shippy’s menu hang- est New York City gossip. ing on the wall from the 1950s that had a $1.50 Shippy’s is located at 36 Windmill Lane in lobster tail special on the cover. The present bar Southampton. They serve dinner Monday stools at the swank bar are from Herb through Sunday, and lunch Monday through McCarthy’s place over at Bowden Square. The Saturday. For more information call (631) 283bar is the original, but the kitchen has been 0007. Photo by T.J. Clemente

By T.J. Clemente For years, a tradition in Southampton has been stepping into Shippy’s Pumpernickels East Restaurant for a drink, a hot lunch or a memorable dinner. Through the years, many people both famous and local have visited this Southampton establishment to eat, drink and be merry. It’s one of the great old time restaurants with a feel of nostalgia. Not to mention, Shippy’s also serves great food, with world-class service, as it has for over 55 years. Nestled in a 1930s building that was once Southampton’s A&P, Shippy’s Pumpernickels East Restaurant has quite a history. In 1956, William “Shippy” Casgrain, a bartender at the famous Toots Shor Saloon in New York City, came to Southampton to purchase the Hill Restaurant. The nickname Shippy came from Mr. Casgrain’s service in the Merchant Marines. In his heyday of ownership, Mr. Casgrain entertained many of his former Toots Shor crowd when they visited the East End. He was quite a character, quick with a joke and always able to put a smile on anyone’s face. One longtime patron who knew him said, “He liked people and people liked him.” Famous friends he knew from his days tending bar at Toots Shor came by regularly. Jackie Gleason and Art Carney, who played Ed Norton on “The Honeymooners,” were pals of Shippy’s, as was Jack Dempsey, the great heavyweight fighter. Gary Cooper was known to stop by in the summer, as was Henry Ford II and Austrian-born actress Hedy Lamar. In fact, the legendary Herb McCarthy would pop in for a drink and to visit with Shippy and talk shop. It was during this era that the famous sizzling hot steaks became a signature of Shippy’s, and they still are today.

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active in local affairs, and, among other things co-founded, along with his wife, The Hayground School. Here are further tributes to this wonderful man. “Never cynical, always impassioned and generous, a voracious and youthful learner and caring and dynamic mentor, Roy was a vital participant in both the founding and the everyday life of The Hayground School. Roy added joy to my life. He led by example — coming to all the meetings, dropping the kids off at school, acting on civil rights issues and giving his time and expertise in a respectful and generous way. Roy was someone you could count on. Hayground is immeasurably richer for having him, Brenda and the children as such an integral part of our community. We miss him and treasure the gifts he gave us.” — Toni Ross, cofounder of The Hayground School Brenda and Roy

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tions, note the direction from where the communications had come, and then forward these coordinates over normal telephone lines to the main operations center for this operation located on the Mall in Washington. The main operations center would determine the location of the German U-boats by triangulating the coordinates given to them by the observers at these outposts and, as a result, pinpoint these locations immediately and transmit them by secret code to the American warships at sea. The outpost at Atlantic Beach in Amagansett had been in full operation all day and all night for a full year by the time the Nazis waded ashore on June 13, 1942. The Nazis did not know this operation was there. And those manning their posts did not know the Nazis were there. Undoubtedly, had they met up and had the Nazis realized what they were looking at, they would have destroyed the American operation before moving inland. “The Nazi landing, dramatic as it was, was a small sideshow compared to the naval radio station,” Hefner said. “Four Nazis were not going to alter the war. But the naval radio station did.” Historians call what went on in the ocean between 1940 and 1943 the Battle of the Atlantic. By 1943, although the war was still underway, it was pretty much over. The Americans, much to the bafflement of the Nazi high command, were locating the Uboat fleets and wiping them out. Weapons, troops, tanks, planes, guns and ammunition were now flowing in a steady stream to England for what would, the next year, be the D-Day invasion of Normandy liberating France and leading to the Nazi surrender. What few U-boats remained stayed in their pens in Bremen and elsewhere along the German coast. But the four outposts continued on, and did not end their operations until the war ended in 1945. Today that brick building, moved up to Bluff Road adjacent to the East Hampton Marine Museum, serves as the offices for the East Hampton Town Trustees. The East Hampton Marine Museum is the former Single Men’s Navy Barracks. As for the Nazi landing in World War II, the site of the landing was chosen by the German High Command from maps that showed the location of the Long Island Railroad and the Amagansett Railroad Station just a short walk up Atlantic Avenue. U-Boat 202, captained by Hans Heinz Linder, took 14 days to cross the Atlantic from Germany. Spirits were high. And because this was a single, lone U-boat on a secret operation, it crossed the Atlantic under complete radio silence, which is why they never came to the attention of the Navy radio station operators in Amagansett even though, in the end, they were right under their noses, and even though in the middle of that dark, foggy night both the Germans and the Americans were wide awake and conducting military operations just a few hundred yards from one another. I should also say that though this part of Bob Hefner’s talk at the Clinton Academy

Museum last Friday night did focus on this startling war-altering revelation, the talk was mostly about the history of the Life Saving Service and subsequently the United States Coast Guard, which, in 1942, ALSO had a building at Atlantic Avenue Beach and was, for an entirely different reason, also fully manned 24 hours a day. Quite by chance the operations of the Coast Guard that night resulted in the later unraveling of the Nazi spy operation. “For years and years before 1942,” Hefner said, “sailors and passengers of ships at sea were shipwrecked during storms on the ocean beaches of eastern Long Island almost monthly. In the 1880s, a group called the United States Life Saving Service was formed. That service built wooden lifesaving stations every six miles along the beach. Here on the East End, they were at Ditch Plains, Hither Hills, Napeague, Amagansett, Georgica, Mecox and Southampton. The men lived in these buildings and the life saving boats were garaged there too.” Hefner showed slides of these proud men and these structures. The men wore special uniforms while on duty, the same way that firemen wear special uniforms today. They had many occasions to save lives. They’d either drag their 28-foot boats out of the garages on wheeled carts down to the sea and launch them through the surf to the crippled ship, or they’d use an elaborate arrangement called a breeches buoy, where a gun would fire a rocket dragging a clothesline from shore to the distressed ship, that after being secured by the ship’s crew, would result in the overhead crossing of a chair in which a lifesaving man would be able to sit and either accompany or carry back to shore a passenger or crewmember from a distressed ship. One at a time, all could be saved. He showed pictures of these operations. By 1942, the government had long since created the United States Coast Guard, which merged with these stations from the Life Saving Service in 1915. All day and all night, coastguardsmen would patrol the beaches, looking for shipwrecks or other problems. After Pearl Harbor, a new “problem” might be some Nazi soldiers. If you see such an operation, run back to the Coast Guard Station and report it to superiors, the men were told. And so it was that at 3 a.m., Ensign John Cullen, walking the beach, came upon the Nazis burying their supplies. He approached them — they had already dressed up as fishermen — and asked them what they were doing at that hour of the night. George Dasch, the leader of the German operation, was as surprised to see Cullen as Cullen was to see him. Dasch handed Cullen $350 in cash and told him not to tell anybody about them. Cullen ran off, and immediately ran into the Coast Guard Station just a hundred yards away — that’s how close he was on this six-mile walk he was taking — and breathlessly told the Coast Guard officers what he

saw and what they had given him. The Nazis got away to the train station and to New York. American soldiers arrived on the scene before dawn and dug up the boxes. And the radiomen, all within sight of this, just kept working away, hoping nobody would bother them. It was a busy 35 hours down at Atlantic Avenue Beach. By the way, the boxes the Nazis buried that the Army dug up were on the beach about two hundred yards to the east of where the comfort station at Atlantic Avenue Beach is today. Hefner noted it with a red PowerPoint dot on the screen. You might want to go down there to look around. Who knows what you will find. •

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GORDINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S VIEW

"CAUSE CELEBRE" FOR ST. JUDE A new theatre company "Cause Celebre" founded by Susan Charlotte produced their second evening of play readings. The evening featured Marlo Thomas, Larry Pine, Joan Copeland and Lizbeth MacKay reading classic short plays as a way to bring more attention to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, which Marlo's father Danny Thomas founded. For more info on St. Jude go to


Marlo Thomas

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Lizbeth MacKay

Susan Charlotte, June Springer

Larry Pine

Joan Copeland

BROADWAY BACKWARDS 3 The third installment of "Broadway Backwards" a one night only gender-bending event to benefit the LGBT Community Center took place at the American Airlines Theatre in NYC. The concert hosted by Seth Rudetsky brought out a star-studded cast of Broadway performers delivering classic show tunes with a unique twist that featured a diverse cast of male singers performing songs traditionally performed by female singers, and vice versa.

Robert Bartley, Julie Halston

Seth Rudetsky

Len Cariou

Sierra Boggess, Tituss Burgess

Tony Yazbeck, Jessica Lee Goldyn

Lainie Kazan

Gavin Creel, Brooks Ashmanskas, Jose Llana

Andrea McArdle, Cheyenne Jackson


Jenn Colella, Michelle Blakely

Neal Partick Harris, Anthony Rapp

Charles Busch

Terrence McNally, Tom Kirdahy

Jenna Ushkowitz, Remy Zaken, Lilli Cooper, Eryn Murman, Phoebe Strole

Roy Scheider 1932-2008

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Helen Marie Guditis, Stewart F. Lane, Leith Ter Meulan

THE THEATRE MUSEUM 2008 Stewart F. Lane and Bonnie Comley graciously hosted the Theatre Museums 2008 Ambassador Brunch at their Penthouse in NYC. Now in its fifth year the museum helps to preserve, protect, and perpetuate the legacy of theater. For more info go to

Steve Ernst, Pamela Thomas, George Thomas

Lenny Lane, Bonnie Comley


Elan Kazan, Jeanette Mina, Dr. Curtis Mina

Photos: Richard Lewin Text: Maria Tennariello

The third annual “For The Best” art competition opening reception was held at the Crazy Monkey Gallery in Amagansett. The exhibition will run through February 24. Don’t miss it!

Connie Anderson

Mary Stern Grossman

Andrea McCafferty, Jana Hayden, Jim Hayden, Stephanie Reit

Richard Pezzoli, Lena Yaremenko

Bob Savage


Annette & Harry Heller

Photos: Kirk Cassels Text: Maria Tennariello

The Southampton Publick House hosted the annual Love, Life, and Lingerie Fashion Show to benefit the South Fork Breast Health Coalition. There were local models on the runway, fine dining and a Chinese action to benefit cancer survivors.

Lydia Bonner

Dr. James Brady, Diane Sjoholm

Sarah & James Amaden, Alison Babock


The Southampton Cultural Center presented “The Fantasticks”. Performances will run two more weekends, February 15-17 and 2224. For tixs call 631-287-4377.

Susan Barylski, Crystal Reiner, Robert S. Chaloner, Susan Barry Roden

"The Mute", is played by Andy Stein, "Louisa" who is Isabel Alvarez and "Matt" who is Brett Chizever.

Dominique Vassallo, Tim Bennett

CORRECTION: Last weeks photo page stated that A Small Affair catered the Bridal Expo at Wolffer Vineyard. Three caterers were asked to participate and demonstrate their fare: A Small Affair, Fresh Flavors Catering and Stone Creek Inn.

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Dan’s North Fork OVER


with Lenn Thompson

DIY Wine at Sannino Vineyard It’s 9:30 a.m. on a frigid Saturday morning and here I am in a large, barely-heated garage-turned-winery just off of Alvah’s Lane in Cutchogue. The thermometer has crept just above freezing. I can just barely feel my hands, but I’m getting my first taste of the wine that I’m making at Sannino Bella Vita Vineyard, sipping a barrel sample of 2007 cabernet franc. The three rows of cab franc vines that bore the wine in my glass are just at the end of the driveway behind me, off to the side are the merlot and cabernet vines. Sannino Bella Vita Vineyard, the East End’s only home winemaker’s center, is a welcome and exciting new addition to the local wine world. Most importantly, it’s just plain fun. There are several places where you can taste and learn about wine on the North Fork — from winery tasting rooms to my friends’ education center, Grand Cru Classes, all just up the road in Mattituck — but no one offers such a comprehensive, hands-on wine education as Lisa and Anthony Sannino. Membership at Sannino is $3,500 per year and includes everything you need to make a full barrel of red wine from the grapes growing right outside this garage. From that one barrel, you’ll end up with 23 cases of wine …… 275 bottles. That’s a lot of wine, but you can get a group of friends together and buy a group membership — which really adds

to the fun. Your membership really starts in the fall, when you’ll go out into the vineyard and harvest the grapes that you’ll then crush, de-stem and inoculate with the yeast that will turn them into wine. Never made wine before? Don’t worry, Anthony has been making wine at home for over a decade and he’ll guide you every step of the way. Juan Eduardo Micieli-Martinez, winemaker at Martha Clara Vineyards, also serves as a winemaking consultant for your barrel. Throughout the year, as your wine is truly born

and evolves, you’ll be invited out to the winery to take part in the necessary work — both in the winery and in the vineyard. I missed the harvest and pruning sessions, but didn’t want to miss the first tasting. That’s why I’m here on this chilly morning — it’s time to taste the wines in barrel and also rack them — the process of siphoning the wine from its sediment and putting it into another vessel. The wines we tasted, which will eventually be used to create each member’s or group’s custom blend, are all from the 2007 vintage. The small lot of cabernet franc stands out with great fruit and subtle spice components that were surprisingly evident in such a superyoung wine. Another favorite is a merlot fermented with a Barolo yeast strain and aged in new French oak. It showed great ripeness and some spicy, smoky and vanilla notes. I wasn’t sure what to expect, but came away very impressed with the wines. In a few months, we’ll be working on our blends and then we’ll bottle the wines in the fall, before harvest begins the cycle all over again. The Sanninos are building a new barn that will serve as the winery starting with the 2008 vintage. They are accepting applications for 2008 memberships. Visit for more information and details. Hopefully I’ll see you at the 2008 harvest party.

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Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s North Fork

Record Sale For North Fork Real Estate $19.5 Million Sale Of Indian Neck Farms Has Brokers Buzzing About The North Fork By T.J. Clemente It was a record-breaking day for Sherri Winter Clarry, a Senior Vice President of Corcoran Group and also for the North Fork Real Estate business. Sherri, who was working out of the Southold Office, was credited with the largest residential sale on the North Fork ever, with a price tag of $19.5 million. It was her listing and she was the agent of sale. Dolly Lenz, Vice Chairman of Douglas Elliman, said this about the sale, â&#x20AC;&#x153;As the East End continues to mature, the North Fork becomes the obvious choice for land barons and would be land barons alike. It is naturally beautiful and one of the last few unspoiled areas left in close proximity to a thriving world class community.â&#x20AC;? The property known as Indian Neck Farms, encompassing 135 acres in Peconic, sold for $19.5 million. The property was listed on the deed as being owned by Phil and Pat Marco. Mr. Marco is a renowned photographer, and actually did filmography for such hit movies as Casino, The Color of Money, The Temptation of Christ and The Gangs of New York. The property runs along Deep Water Creek and has a 19 acre wine vineyard, which was planted in 1981. It has some of the oldest vines on

Long Island, a modern design, 5000 square foot home that has four bedrooms and five full bathrooms, along with a gourmet kitchen and two wonderful fireplaces. An extension to the house includes a media room and a state of the art greenhouse. On the property also is a working organic farm. This farm produces quite a variety of crops. Also located on the 135 acres, not grouped together, are 14 structures. Among these buildings are two large barns, sheds, a workshop, and a guesthouse for two that comes with a garage and a 1930s style gas pump. The property also includes an in ground swimming pool with a sauna and a cabana, as well as a tennis court. As for wildlife on the grounds, the massive list includes deer (big surprise), fox, quail, a wide variety of songbirds, not to mention the astonishing Red Tail hawks, Ospreys, and the Great Blue Heron. The property does include a floating dock off a sheltered cove along the waterfront, which makes available the wonderful fishing opportunities that all who live on and love the North Fork enjoy. Corcoranâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Managing Director of the North Fork

and Shelter Island offices stated in a press release, â&#x20AC;&#x153;The North Fork is a unique community that seamlessly blends dramatic waterfront landscapes, sweeping farm views, diverse architecture and a strong commitment to environmental stewardship and open space preservation.â&#x20AC;? It is for those reasons he believes the North Fork is an area for â&#x20AC;&#x153;strong investment.â&#x20AC;? No information has yet been given about who purchased the property, but even with the sub prime situation going on around the country, champagne glasses are still being clicked on the closing of big deals on the East End of Long Island. Sherri Winter Clarry after closing this $19.5 million transaction was extremely humble in her statement, â&#x20AC;&#x153;There was so much thought, love and care that went into this breathtaking property, it spoke for itself. I am honored to have the opportunity.â&#x20AC;?

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Dan’s North Fork If any of the aspiring chefs studying at the new Culinary Institute in Riverhead are reading this, my advice to them is to find time to cross the road and have a meal at Michaels’ so that they can experience first hand just how a good restaurant should look and operate. Of course, while there they should taste the extraordinarily good food. Michael’s At The Boardwalk is well laid out in a subtle blend of light and dark colors, with large framed mirrors and a selection of prints on the walls. There is also a great bar area. Everything is well spaced and the table settings add to the ambience. The overall effect is comfortable and welcoming, giving Executive Chef Michael Meehan a deservedly great reputation on Long Island. Over recent years he has worked at establishments such as the Mill River Inn, Tupelo Honey and the iconic SeaFood Barge in

Michaels’ at the Boardwalk 65 E. Main Street Riverhead 631-591-2710 Southold. Judging by the many times we have eaten here, it is obvious to us that his reputation will continue to grow in this new restaurant. He describes his concept at Michaels’ as ‘An American Bistro,’ and his menu includes a great blend of home style favorites and classic dishes. We enjoyed the home baked breads as we decided on our choices and started our meal with a bowl of the soup of

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the day, a velvety, deep tasting black bean soup with sour lime cream. This was a perfect start, great for a wet and miserable winter evening as it warmed us through and prepared our taste buds for the treats to follow. The grilled Polish Town Kielbasa served with a warm potato salad and herb mustard sauce was a revelation. Kielbasa was not one of my favorites - but it is now - at least if it measures up to Michael’s standards. This Kielbasa, which does originate in Polish Town in Riverhead, was very tender with delicate tastes that matched perfectly with the accompaniments to make a great dish. Then came another surprise, again Buffalo wings in general leave me cold (however spicy hot they may be) but here Michael substitutes delectable, plump, sea-fresh tasting rock shrimp that came crispy coated and with a nice level of bite that could be soothed by the blue cheese dip to make another appetizer that was truly excellent. For our main courses we chose two of the entrees from the prix fixe menu, which at $21.95 for three courses is a great bargain. Vanilla brined loin of pork was perfectly cooked, the meat was very sweet and tasty, and showed just how good pork can be. The accompaniments of sweet potato puree, dried figs and a sage jus combined to make another wonderful winter dish. Similarly, the grilled, free range chicken breast was beautifully plated, (as was everything else), with fingerling potatoes and butternut squash. The smoked bacon added an extra touch without being over assertive. The combined tastes were incredible and I would judge it one of the very best chicken dishes I have ever eaten. Sylvia Luna is the pastry chef and we enjoyed sampling her key lime pie which had a delectable crust with a filling that was full of lemon flavor. The pecan squares also kept up the very high standards and we closed the meal with a cup of espresso that was really strong and fragrant. Apart from the dishes we enjoyed on this visit, the menu includes duck, chicken pot pie, Michaels’ special meat loaf, house smoked baby back ribs, local flounder and rare spiced Montauk tuna. I often refer to ‘honest’ food as being my food of choice, where only the best and freshest ingredients are used, and the cooking style is designed to bring out their flavors and textures to the fullest and not to over elaborate or swamp with sauces that take away the intrinsic nature of the food. Michael Meehan’s cuisine to me epitomizes ‘honest’ food. Everything we ate was a real pleasure and left you savoring every mouthful. Michaels’ offers a very interesting selection of classic and special cocktails such as the Wine Country Chard-tini, an intriguing blend of Chardonnay, Roth vodka, peach schnapps and lemon-lime soda and they have a good range of beers. The wine list matches the food in terms of quality and value. We enjoyed the Peconic Bay ’La Barrique’ and the Dynamite Zinfandel from California. Wines are from $7 a glass and from $19 a bottle - very sensible pricing. Apart from the super value three course prix fixe, another great offering is a three course complete lunch for $9.95 served on Wednesday through Friday, The prix fixe dinners are available Wednesday through Saturday and the restaurant is closed at this time of year on Mondays and Tuesdays. The main menu has appetizers from $7 to 12 and main courses from $11 to 32. They also have a special Valentine’s Day prix fixe that offers a four course selection including a main course choice of filet mignon or rare seared Montauk tuna, paired with wine for $45 per person plus tax and gratuity. – Roy Bradbrook

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North Fork Events FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15 NORTH FORK BAND FEST- From 7-11 p.m. check out the second annual North Fork Band Fest for grades 912 at Southold Town Recreation Center; bands entertain their peers and compete for cash prizes. Tickets: $5 at door. To register a band, call Penny at Southold Library: 631765-2077. HAMLET AT THE HIGHSCHOOL- At 7:30 p.m. Mattituck High School presents ‘Hamlet’ in auditorium; abridged version. Produced by student Catherine Seyfried, directed by drama teacher Tom Brennan. Tickets: general, $7; seniors/students, $5. 631-298-8460.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16 HAVE-A-HEART DINNER- From 4 and 6 p.m. attend the ‘Have-A-Heart’ Valentine’s dinner to benefit Community Action of Southold Town (CAST) at Peconic Landing, Greenport. Meal includes caesar salad, lasagna, Italian bread, coffee and dessert. Adults, $20; children ages 6-10, $10; under 5, free. Two seatings, 4 and 6 p.m. Reservations call 631-477-1717. GREAT BACKYARD BIRD COUNT- From 8:30-11 a.m. check out the eleventh annual Great Backyard Bird Count where they call on birders to “count for fun, count for the future.” Count birds and enter tallies online at Free; no registration required. All participants will be entered in drawing to win bird-related prizes. PLANETS LECTURE- At the Custer Institute from 56:30 p.m., Dr. Sean McCorkle presents ‘The Planets.’ Learn about extra-solar planets, near-earth objects, asteroids, comets, meteors and more; observing and refreshments follow. Suggested donation: $13; members, $10; full-time students with ID, $5. Also, on Wednesday, Feb. 20, 8 p.m.— Total Lunar Eclipse party (weather permitting); bring blanket and lawn chair. Eclipse ends at 12:09 a.m. Refreshments available. Free. Call 631-765-2626, WASHINGTON’S PARADE- At 1 p.m. Greenport Fire Department will host the 163rd annual Washington’s Birthday parade; begins north end of Main Street, south to Front Street, west to Third Street and north to Fire Station #1. Be there. CINEMATIC SERIES- At 7:30 p.m. the North Fork Reform Synagogue’s Cinematic Series features ‘Anne Frank Remembered,’ Academy Award-winning documentary narrated by Kenneth Branagh, Glenn Close, Miep Gies and Joely Richardson. Main Road, Cutchogue, opposite Village Green. Light refreshments served. Suggested donation: $5. 631-722-5712.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17 LIVE PIANO- At 3 p.m. pianist Elena Baksht performs music by Schubert, Chopin, Bach and Mussorgsky at Shelter Island Presbyterian Church; reception follows. 631749-1488. COOL JAZZ AND HOT CHOCOLATE- From 11 a.m.4 p.m. check out Cool Jazz & Hot Chocolate at Long Island Science Center, 11 West Main St., Riverhead; learn how to make music, create sounds, make waves, use a tuning fork and make instrument to take home. Celebrate “chocolate frenzy,” learn how chocolate is made, sample hot chocolate and make chocolate clay. Children, $5; adults, $2. 631-2088000, THE AUTOMOTIVE SWAP MEET- From 9 a.m.-5 p.m. check out the eighth annual indoor automotive swap meet, car corral and flea market sponsored by Antique Automobile Club of America Peconic Bay Region, at Southold Town Recreation Center, Peconic. Tables, $20; car corral, $20; spectators, $2. 631-589-4779, 631-981-9375.

UPCOMING EVENTS MARCH 1, BOOK PARTY AT LENZ- Pierson, a native of Southold, NY, will be holding a book launch party at Lenz Winery on Route 25 – Main Road in Peconic, New York on March 1st from 5:00 – 7:00 p.m. A former employee of Lenz Winery, Pierson has directed many a Manhattanite to visit their tasting room and still visits often herself. She remains a huge fan of their Gold Label Chardonnay and Cuvée. Call 631-734-6010. THE NORTH FORK AUDUBON SOCIETY- At 8 a.m. on Tuesdays with Tom; visit various local birding “hot spots” including Dune Road on South Fork, with Tom Damiani, in search of wintering birds; dress appropriately for weather. Meet for carpooling at Red House, Inlet Pond County Park, Greenport. Nonmembers, $5. 631-275-3202, FEBRUARY 23, FRENCH CONDUCTOR AND

PIANIST- At 7 p.m. the Arts in Southold Town presents internationally renowned French conductor and pianist Phillippe Entremont who performs on 9-foot Steinway concert grand piano at Southold High School Auditorium. WSHU classical music muse and commentator David Bouchier offers introduction. Tickets: $30; students under 18, free. Reservations/information: 631-734-6320; also available for cash or check at Cecily’s Love Lane Gallery, Mattituck; Peconic Liquors, Cutchogue; Old Country Charm, Southold; JET’S Dream, Greenport.

ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. RussL’HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @

Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CAROUSEL – The Greenport Village carousel in Mitchell Park is open Saturdays, Sundays and school holidays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Info for all facilities at the park including the ice rink and camera obsura can be found by calling 631-477-2200. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-13-77.

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Point of Reality on Hampton’s Real Estate Prices The phone rings at an East surprisingly, these sellers are End real estate company. An not countering, and buyers agent answers. are left feeling very disap“May I help you?” pointed.” “I’ve been following what’s Farther west, in going on in the news and like Shinnecock Hills, longtime everyone else, I know it’s a Southampton resident and buyers market in the real estate investor Celia Hamptons so I’m ready to Nacarato called the promise buy.” of the $400K house a myth. “Great. What are you lookCurrently in the market for a ing for?” new investment, Nacarato “I want a turnkey house – 3 has heard rumblings about bedrooms, 2 baths, pool – on investors thinking they can half acre, within a mile of get much more for their town – but not on a busy road money “Some people – even – and close to ocean beaches.” realtors I’ve encountered in “Okay, I’ll do a search, my journeys – have the what’s your price range?” notion that they can get these “I don’t care what the askamazing deals,” said ing price is. A friend of mine Nacarato. “People are ‘halvsaw an article that said the ing’ the house – offering 50% $400,000 house is back, so I of list price. Sellers aren’t wanna pay 4-450, tops.” going for it, but there is a lot “Well, there are homes at more negotiation.” that price, but with your Agents are seeing the howrequirements it will be a low-can-you-go limbo strateWill buyers cite the sale of Manhattan for $24 to justify lowball offers on the East End? challenge – it could limit lot gy of buyers regularly. “Some South Fork. “Up sharply” yet “still low”? Leaving size, location –” buyers think that because sellers have lowered the that puzzle aside, the larger question is, do stories “I know what’s going on out there so don’t asking price of houses in the over a million category like these affect the real estate market and the psybull^*!#* me, lady. I wanna be where I wanna be.” by, say $100,000, that means they will go even chology of buyers and sellers on the East End? lower,” said Troy. “They don’t realize that the reduc“There’s no need to curse –” According to Beth Troy, an agent at Town and tion means the seller is realistic, not desperate.” Caller hangs up. Country Real Estate in East Hampton, the answer is It’s a reversal of the 55 to 65 mph speed limit on As if the doom and gloom scenarios painted by yes. “Information like this sets up false expectations the highways. When the limit was 55, drivers national media aren’t enough, local publications are for customers [buyers], who come out and expect to cruised along at just under 70. When municipalities running stories that add to the hysteria, skewing the pay far below list price and market value for a propand states finally caved, raising the limit to 65, an reality with trends based on limited if not isolated erty. It’s discouraging for them,” she said. “Sellers East Hampton resident quipped at the time, “Great. examples. In addition to the promise of the $400,000 are frustrated by buyers who put low ball offers on Now we can go 80.” So it goes with some potential house, a recent headline read that foreclosures were properties that have already gone through a correcbuyers who think that the lowered asking price is “up sharply.” Upon closer scrutiny, the copy read that tion based on the economy and the inventory. Not the starting point, when in fact it may simply be a the actual foreclosure numbers are “still low” on the clarification of what the seller will accept. Fortunately for the sanity of the local real estate Dawn Neway community, not all potential buyers take this type of c. 203.809.4688 information seriously. Christopher Sullivan, who 631.725.7070 x106 works in finance in New York and is a property owner on the East End, was unfazed after reading AMAGANSETT DUNES OPEN HOUSE TOUR FOR SALE/RENT the article. “The one house mentioned was very th h small,” said Sullivan, who is looking to trade up. Sat.. Feb b 16 12-2pm m Alll South h off the e Highway,, Walk k to o Ocean “The article didn’t weigh on my decision to buy or affect my expectations of the market at all - I saw the piece for what it was.” Pie-in-the-sky expectations are mitigated by an investor’s market knowledge and business savvy – and, as it turns out, by sticker price. According to some agents, the number of unrealistic deal hunters lowers as asking prices soar higher. “It’s a mixed bag,” said Catherine Holzer, an agent at Corcoran in 4 WHALERS LANE OPEN HOUSE • 5 bedrooms 2 HAMPTON LANE OPEN HOUSE • Designer 66 MAKO LANE OPEN HOUSE • Steps to ocean Southampton. “Yes, buyers are doing a lot of low 5.5 baths heated pool 1 acre $2,790,000 RENT MD- restored Scheffer Cottage 3 bed, 2bath Can expand or 3 bed 1 bath 1/4 acre $1,650,000 LD $89,000 add pool .53 acres $2,150,000 balling, thinking a well-priced property isn’t worth it even if I show them comps of houses that sold within EAST HAMPTON the last six months,” she said. “But this isn’t happening as much in the high range. Buyers looking at $6 million and above, paying cash, know what they want and know the market. The low balling is mostly happening in the lower range – properties under $2 million.” In a real estate market where $2 million properties are considered lower range, it’s safe to say that DUNES OASIS • call for showing 3 beds, 2 baths, SLEEK CONTEMPORARY • call for showing 3 EQUESTRIAN PROPERTY ALMOST 4 ACRES • despite a few reports, there is no fire sale of the heated pool .87 acres $1,495,000 bed, 2 bath, den, heated pool $2,995,000, MD-LD 4 bed, 3 baths, barn $2,575,000 Hamptons. $90,000 – Susan Galardi

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A (more) International Rental Season â&#x20AC;&#x153;You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house in the Hamptons.â&#x20AC;? This quote, attributed anonymously, helps to describe the rental situation for the 2008 summer season. The concept especially holds true if you are one of the many European glitterati leading the in-crowd, rental camp this summer. With the countdown official, there are less than 13 weekends until Memorial Day â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the start of the summer season. And according to Hamptons real estate agents, this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rental market is red-hot. But more than ever, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the visitors from Europe and beyond, not just Manhattanites and those from the Tri-state area who are renting some of the plushest, oceanfront listings on the East End. No longer just a summer retreat for New Yorkers, the Hamptons has become an international destination. Rick Hoffman, Regional Senior Vice President, East End, of The Corcoran Group said the company is experiencing one of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;busiest, and earliest rental seasons anyone can remember.â&#x20AC;? According to Hoffman, it used to be that people came out on Presidentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day weekend to view the inventory, and this may be attributable to relatively good weather this winter, but now they are viewing online in the comfort of their own homes, seeing something they like, and then coming out east to make the final decision.â&#x20AC;? With more people coming out earlier than usual, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no surprise that some of the listings are going as high as $1 million for a three-month rental in Sagaponack. The 8,500 square-foot house on Parsonage Lane has a tennis court, pool, pool house and minor gym â&#x20AC;&#x201C; not

exactly luxury by Hamptons the time being.â&#x20AC;? standards, and not even waterIn many ways this suggests front. that although inventory might Hoffman also mentioned the be higher than usual, it has a large increase in the number of negative impact for eager firstpeople who are doing their rental time renters. Renting rookies are already behind the game online. This could become a standard protocol in the future since since veteran renters have held onto their houses, decreasing companies such as Corcoran, Prudential DouglasElliman and the selection for 2008. Town and Country have all Rasmussen also explained The $1 million baby that requests from Europeans developed their websites so that have not been as plentiful as reported. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had some potential renters can do a virtual tour, getting a feel for the house without ever stepping in the front door. inquiries from London and Ireland but most of our renters are still New Yorkers,â&#x20AC;? Rasmussen added. The The age of the .com renter has arrived. According to Ann Rasmussen, sales associate at obvious reason for the surge in European renters is Devlin McNiff Real Estate, January was a very busy the weak American dollar and those abroad are finally traveling the world, shopping and living in an month for rentals and it shows no signs of stopping in 8,000-square-foot house south-of-the-highway. A the month of February. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Many of these renters have $200,000 rental for the season would translate to just rented here before and some were just re-renting the over $100,000. These Euro-jetsetters will help bolster same house early because they had heard it was busy and didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to lose a house they liked,â&#x20AC;? the East Endâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s retail economy, just as they have in Rasmussen explained. In terms of the inventory and New York City already. Despite the shock value of the $1 million rental in whether or not there is more on the market because Sagaponack, that price is not the standard, most highof sales, Rasmussen believes that prices are about the end rentals are seeing their caps in the $400,000 price same this year and adds that there is â&#x20AC;&#x153;an increase in price and demand for high-end year round rentals range. But even with the roundabout talk of a soften($80k and above) this year. Some of these houses are ing market, the rental landscape is flourishing and landlords and real estate agents from Westhampton to new and the owners want to cover their annual costs,â&#x20AC;? Montauk could be smiling all season long. said Rasmussen. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Many of the people who rent these houses can (and want to) buy but are putting it off for â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Victoria L. Cooper


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Riverhead: New Proposals, New Hurdles Riverhead, which in colonial times was the seat of power, is a community looking forward, with many ambitious projects before the Town officials. At one time so attractive that it enticed Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington and James Madison to embark on the long stagecoach ride to visit and see the sights, Riverhead is hoping to recreate its vibrancy. Last week, the Riverhead Town Board passed a proposal from Vintage Square Properties LLC to move forward

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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 62 Benefits – pg. 49, Movies – pg. 56, Day by Day – pg. 49, Kids’ Events – pg. 52


– 9 p.m. Live performance at Murf ’s Back Street Tavern. Division Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-8355. LONGEST KISS COMPETITION – 2/16 – 5 p.m. Kissers are wanted for the chance to win a vacation, massage and Valentine’s Day dinner. Gurney’s Inn 290 Old Montauk Hwy. 631- 668-2345. THE SWAHILI BEAT – 2/16 – 2-4 p.m. Author and filmmaker Kenny Mann will show her latest film. John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7252620.


CHALLAH TIME – 2/15 – 5:30 p.m. Challah dough BUDDHIST MEDITATION – 2/17 – 10:30-11:30 braiding for children, parents and grandparents. a.m. Meditations to increase mental peace and well Chabad of Southampton Jewish Center, 214 Hill Street, being for everyone. 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Southampton. 631-287-2249. Bays. 631-728-5700. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 2/15 – 8 p.m. Broken TEEN NIGHT PARTY AT LE FLIRT – 2/17 – 8:30 Hearts Ball. Tickets $10. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. p.m.-12:30 a.m. Valentine’s Day party with DJ Biggie 631-267-3117. and more. Admission $20, $15 for girls before 10:30 p.m. BAY STREET THEATRE FILM – 2/15 – 8 p.m. The 44 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-833Picture Show presents Casablanca. Tickets can be pur1512. chased until a half hour before MUSIC OF SHUBERT – 2/17 – show time. Long Wharf, Sag 2:30-4 p.m. Prentiss Dunn from PICK OF THE WEEK Harbor. 631-725-9500. BRIDAL SHOW – 2/17 – 11 Vienna, Austria returns and will FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE – a.m.-3 p.m. Annual bridal speak. The Hampton Library, 2478 2/15 – 6:30 p.m. Imitation of Life showcase with overnight pack- Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631will show. John Jermain Memorial ages available. Gurney’s Inn Resort 537-0015. Library, 201 Main Street, Sag JEWLERY SALE – 2/17 – 3-7 and Spa, 290 Old Montauk Hwy, Harbor. 631-725-0049. p.m. Handmade jewelry by Jamie Montauk. 631-668-2345. LATINO NIGHT – 2/15 – Every Lerner and clearance sale on all Friday night, Saturdays are with 2007 items. The Body Shop, 26 DJ Sam. Cigar Bar, 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5293 ext. 4. 2575. ELENA BAKSHT CONCERT – 2/17 – 3 p.m. COOKING CLASSES – 2/15 – 6-9 p.m. “A Taste of Performing music by Schubert, Chopin, Bach and Spain” with Chris Cariello. Admission $99. Loaves and Mussorgsky. Shelter Island Presbyterian Church, Route Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 114, Shelter Island. 631-749-0805. Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit landfAFRICAN AMERICAN EXPRESSIONS – 2/17 – 1-4 631-537-3586. p.m. Featured artists lecture and screen their works and CROSSROADS COFFEHOUSE – 2/15– 6-11 p.m. lives. Boots Lamb Education Center at Guild Hall, 158 Live local music. Springs Church Community Center, Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. East Hampton. 631-907-4838. BRIDAL SHOW – 2/17 – 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Annual bridal THE FANTASTICKS – 2/15, 2/16 – 7 p.m. 2/17 – showcase with overnight packages available. Gurney’s Inn 2p.m. Directed by Michael Disher. Tickets $18 general Resort and Spa, 290 Old Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 631admission, $15 seniors/students. Southampton Cultural 668-2345. Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377.

SATURDAY, 16 LIVE MUSIC AT THE PATIO– 2/16 – 9 p.m. The Frank Anthony Trio, vocals, saxophone and piano will perform Saturdays. The Patio 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 2/16 – 10 p.m. Remember September will perform, tickets $10. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. KARAOKE – 2/16 – 10:30 p.m. Karaoke night Saturdays. Almoncello Restaurant, 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-329-6700. COOKING CLASSES – 2/16 – 12-3 p.m. “Tapas Party” with Lia Fallon. Admission $99. Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit 631-537-3586. BILL HENDERSON AND MORE – 2/16 – 6 p.m. National Book Critics Circle panel discussion led by Jane Ciabattari. Canio’s Books, 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. BAY STREET THEATRE FILM – 2/16 – 8 p.m. The Picture Show at presents An Officer and a Gentleman. Tickets can be purchased until a half hour before show time. the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. JAY AND THE AMERICANS CONCERT – 2/16 – 8 p.m. Rock and roll performance at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. 76 Main Street, Westhampton. 631-288-1500. VIOLIN AND FIDDLE CONCERT – 2/16 – 2 p.m. Andrew Koontz will perform. The Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. HORTICULTURAL ALLIANCE – 2/16 – 10 a.m. “Shrubs” an informal study and roundtable discussion. Horticultural Library, 2368 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-2223. FILM FEAST – 2/16 – 6:30 p.m. Bring a beverage and a dish that serves at least 6 and watch the film Best In Show. Quogue library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. JIM TURNER AND THE OCEAN PEOPLE – 2/16

MONDAY, 18 OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING – 2/18 – 6-9 p.m. Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Applied Arts 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. ADVENTURE THEATRE CAMP – 2/18 – 2/22 – Students grades K-12 will meet daily during winter break to put together a performance of Cinderella. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2350 ext. 102.

TUESDAY, 19 LIVE MUSIC – 2/19– 6:30-9:30 p.m. Jody Carlson and her band will perform Tuesdays at Pierre’s, 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. DRAWING WORKSHOPS – 2/19– 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Uninstructed life drawing workshops sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851. FIGHTING CHANCE – 2/19– 12-1:30 p.m. “Hope, Health and Healing” a group for people treated for cancer. Southampton Hospital, 240 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-725-4646.

WEDNESDAY, 20 COOKING CLASSES – 2/20 – 6-8 p.m. “Advanced Knife Skills” with Lia Fallon. Admission $69. Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit, 631-5373586.

THURSDAY, 21 OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM – 2/21 – 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. TWILIGHT THURSDAYS – 2/21 – 5-7:30 p.m. Dennis Raffelock will perform live music and there will be complimentary cheeses. Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. LIVE MUSIC – 2/21 – 7 p.m. Steve Fredericks will perform Thursdays. MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill. 631-726-2606.

MONTAUK MOVIE – 2/21 – 7 p.m. The Montauk Library will show Two Weeks. 871 Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 631-668-3377. FREE WRITING WORKSHOPS – 2/21 – 6-9 p.m. Herstory Writers Workshop offers introductory workshops to women. Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-676-7395.

OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS SATURDAY, 16 THE POND TOUR – 2/16 – 10 a.m. 6-mile hike. Meet in the public parking area of Theodore Roosevelt County Park. Call Richard Poveromo, 631-283-4591. LONG POND GREENBELT – 2/16– 10 a.m.-12 p.m. 4 miles with pond views. Meet at South Fork Natural History Museum, Bridgehampton Turnpike. Call Dai Dayton 631-745-0689.

SUNDAY, 17 NORTHWEST TOUR OF THE PONDS – 2/17 – 1 p.m. 3-4 mile hike. Meet at the parking area on Northwest Road South of Alewives Brook Road. Call Lynn Mendelman, 631-324-8070. HUBBARD/SEARS – 2/17 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. 5 miles. Meet on Red Creek Road, 100 yards east of Rte 24. Call John Virgilio, 631-574-8844.

WEDNESDAY, 20 OYSTER POND – 2/20 – 10 a.m. 3 to 4-mile hike. Meet at Theodore Roosevelt County Park. Call Ed Porco, 631668-2063. SEAL HAUL OUT TRAIL – 2/20 – 1 p.m. 2-mile hike. Meet at Camp Hero Road in Montauk. Call Eva Moore, 631-238-5134.

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Izzard and Ferrell: Comic’s Comics I know what you’re thinking – a man in drag isn’t exactly a big deal in New York. But this isn’t your typical drag act – no wannabe Liza Minnelli or Marilyn Monroe with a 5 o’clock shadow. –This is Eddie Izzard. The first time I caught Izzard’s act was late one night on HBO. I sat up until 4 a.m., my sides splitting as he ranted about killer giraffes, dogs on motorboats and traveling around Italy on a scooter. It was a bizarre, wonderful and witty performance. American audiences know Izzard best for his role as conman-turned-lawyer Wayne Malloy on FX’s “The Riches,” where he stars opposite fellow Brit Minnie Driver. You may also have caught his bit parts in Ocean’s 12 and 13. Manhattan theatergoers might have been lucky enough to see his Drama Desk Award-winning performance in the Roundabout Theater Company’s revival of Peter Nichols’ A Day in the Death of Joe Egg in 2003, but what put Izzard on the map first was his one-man show. Eddie Izzard: Live at the Ambassadors in London’s West End won him an Olivier Award and a British Comedy Award in 1993. A year later he was cast in David Mamet’s The Cryptogram followed up by David Beaird’s 900 Oneonta and Marlowe’s Edward II. Then it was on to film, then comedy, then film, then theater, then film – well, you get the point. The guy has talent. While the concept of cross-dressing has thrown some audience members, for Eddie Izzard it’s more than a gimmick. In fact, it was the crux of the monologue in his Emmy-Award-winning HBO special Eddie Izzard: Dress To Kill. Izzard’s humor is far

TAKE Paumanok Path Part II Pine Trail Preserve to Manorville Hills Here’s a 7.8 mile hike for you to enjoy, beginning at the Pine Trail Preserve in Ridge and ending at Halsey Manor Road in Manorville. You’ll need a hiking buddy to park his or her car at the end point unless you want to walk all the way back. Park in the ample dirt parking area by the kiosk and trails information bulletin board on Route 25; 0.6 mile east of William Floyd Parkway. You’ll start out on a carpet of pine needles and oak leaves on a narrow trail corridor that had once been slated for the extension of Route 111 into Manorville. Now it’s a 100 yard-wide trail. About six residential roads come to a dead end on this trail with houses visible on the north side. Several adventitious trails run into the backyards. As you approach the LIPA ROW, the trail becomes wide and muddy. Turn left onto the ROW; look for a turn blaze on the electric tower that leads you back into the woods. After a short distance, you will reach the Brookhaven Trail that branches to the north. I walked a short distance up this trail and noticed that the yellow blazes are nearly obliterated. Where the brush layer is beginning to close in on the trail there is evidence of recent trail maintenance but more is needed. Cut across a woods road that runs north. After about one mile, cross a solid bridge over a brook that feeds Sandy Pond. The trail turns right as you approach the ponds with Sandy Pond to your left and Grassy Pond to your right. Here the trail is badly chewed up by heavy vehicular and equestrian use. As the trail moves away from the ponds around the edge of a grassy field, water is visible through the bare tree branches to your right. A straight walk on a wide eques-

more varied than simply prattling on about his outfit. Something can be said about a man who has the ability to ramble on about the supermarket for over ten minutes and make it funny. Often, his routines seem like stream of consciousness of a dizzy mad man, but his accessibility and keen observations of the commonplace quickly entice the audience into his world, allowing Izzard to take them wherever he wants to go. His routine usually contains a few common elements. Not known as an impersonator, Izzard uses British actors James Mason (Boys from Brazil, Jesus of Nazareth) and Sean Connery as his voices for everyone. James Mason generally gets the honor of being the voice of God, while Connery seems to take on everyone else. Clearly very intelligent, Izzard’s nods to religion and history are brilliant. A bit about Noah (with the voice of Connery) trying to convince God that speedboats would be better than the ark is hysterically funny. the same goes for his retelling of Hannibal’s crossing of the Alps to reach Ancient Rome – “We’re going to attack the Romans over the Alps…Well we’re fresh out of skis for the moment…We’ve got some elephants though!” Izzard is known to perform segments entirely in French – without warning. Yet somehow those who don’t speak the language don’t get lost in the trans-


lation. . Jam (yes, like the stuff you put on toast) is his go-to subject. Talking about preserved fruit doesn’t sound like it could ever be funny, but his ability to throw it into the most ridiculous of circumstances or whenever he can’t think of a word works incredibly well. Izzard is like no other comedian on the circuit. Intelligent, quirky and just plain funny. Catching this show would be a coup for anyone looking to laugh away the winter doldrums. While I strongly recommend checking out Izzard, there’s another comedy show I’d like to mention. Although technically sold out, you can still get tickets on Will Ferrell’s Funny or Die Comedy Tour is one of the funniest shows on the block right now. As the title may imply, Will Ferrell (yes, the Will Ferrell) hosts an evening of stand-up with some of the smartest, outrageously funny folks in comedy today. The lineup includes Zach Galifianakis, Demetri Martin and Nick Swardson. If you can get your hands on some tickets, they may very well be worth the scalping price. – Christian McLean Eddie Izzard is performing from February 14- 23 at the Union Square Theater, tickets $40. Will Ferrell’s Funny or Die is one night only on Sunday, February 24 at Radio City Music Hall. Tickets are few and far between.


trian trail leads you across Wading River Manor Road. Be careful here – the road is curved and cars are speeding. Hiker and equestrian signs are needed on this road. Huge pitch pines shade the brush layer along with some unusually mature chestnut trees. Arrive at a burn area and see the standing skeletons of fire-dead trees (not safe on windy days). Even the living trees show signs of fire with their charred trunks. Cross a horse trail not shown on the map available from Greenbelt Trails Conference (631-360-0753). The blazing is sparse because many of the dead trees that were blazed have fallen down. The trail tread is in excellent condition and clipped branches attest to volunteers working to keep the trail open. Looking to your right, you’ll see what looks like a grassy area but actually, it’s wetlands leading to the Peconic River. Blissfully, there is no ATV damage to this trail. You’ll notice wetlands plants like bayberry, high

bush blueberry, sweet pepper bush, and a large stand of cattails here. The trail is closing in. Cross a brook bridge (with unfortunate vandalism to one rail) built by Eagle Scout, Jeremy Manita. The trail travels alongside a ridge by the river. Cross Wading River Manor Road by the corner of River Road. A cement abutment takes you over the river that is now to your left. There are huge old pines above, and soft duff underfoot. You’ll see mounds of dirt that are the remnants of old property boundary markers. Along with the white blazes of the Paumanok Path you’ll begin to see red blazes as well. Look down from the ridge and note the railroad tracks to your left. The Paumanok Path blazes were repainted so that they are half red and half white, instead of all white as they should be. Presently, every other tree is blazed red and white or all white due to some illegal painting. You’ll see a red and white turn blaze where the PP turns left across the RR tracks onto Mill Road. Mill Road takes you across the ROW and then turns left into the woods. Pass a large glacial erratic and more boundary mounds onto Mill Road where you could walk straight across (following yellow blazes) to the Trails Center. If you turn left onto Mill Road it will take you across the river and right back into the woods. After a while, you’ll cross Mill Road again. This trail between Mill Road and Halsey Manor Road was built by George Fernandez to eliminate some road walking. It’s only two years old but riddled with holes and ravines dug by dirt bike tires. When you come out onto Halsey Manor Road, turn left and walk across the 495 overpass – look for the large parking area on the left side of the road. To contact Ken Kindler please e-mail

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Shop ‘til You Drop... With Maria Tennariello Time is flying by and the weather changes daily from cold to warm then back to cold. The stores are starting to show their spring merchandise and summer patio and outdoor living furniture. A bit confusing? Not really. It all comes together after the month of February is over. Let’s check out the shops and take advantage of the great sales ahead this month. Broken Colour Works located at 27 Hampton Road in Southampton, is known for its colours of the coast and is having a storewide floor model sale. All the furniture in the store is 20-25% off, and all bedding and lighting is a cool 20% off. They are also having a special promotion for your Valentines. Buy three or more of the deliciously fresh and romantic Lollia candles, lotions and perfumes and receive 10% off. The shop is open Thursday through Monday from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Get going, the early bird always catches the worm. At Clothes Minded at 47A Jobs Lane (Days Court) in Southampton the mega transformation event sale is winding down so get going and enjoy shopping the classic, chic and redefined shop. Open Thursday through Saturday from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or enjoy their private shopping hours anytime by appointment by calling (631) 287-1078. On the lighter and brighter side, Pier One Imports on Montauk Highway in Southampton (and all locations), spring is already in the air…with all the joys of saving on bedrooms, lamps, wall décor and storage springy thingy sale. Colors are in and it is refreshing to see that Pier One is blooming with great pastels and whites in furnishings and accessories to get you in gear for the upcoming spring season. Beviamo Fine Italian Gifts located at 2415 Main Street in Bridgehampton is the perfect source for just that – fine Italian gifts…the shop is filled with unusual imported treasures that are a fine fit in

any home. Call (631) 537-9660 or visit for a look at their merchandise. You will be pleasantly surprised to find that Kim Seybert Store located at 55A Main Street (Unit 2) in East Hampton is currently having a huge blowout sale for the month of February with select items up to 80% off. The store specializes in tabletop products that include placemats (beaded, leather, hair, calf, etc.), and many unique and eclectic accessories. There is also a wide variety of merchandise from formal china and glassware all the way to melamine plates for a picnic or barbecue. There are gift ideas galore for all occasions for everyone on your gift list. Stop in and say hi to Ashley, she will be more than happy to assist you with any questions that you may have. Call (631) 329-6200 or log onto their cool website at for more information. Don’t pass by Christopher Fischer Cashmere on Jobs Lane in Southampton, Main Street in East Hampton and SoHo, NYC without stopping and taking advantage of the celebration of the President’s Day sale that is now in progress. There is an additional 20% off the already marked down fall merchandise, which is now reflecting 65% off. Stock up on their cozy cashmere bargains by this weekend, the discount ends on Monday. The new arrivals for the spring collection are on the floor in the most umberyummy colors and check out the ultra light weight cardigans and wrap hoodies, they are on all the fashion editors must-have items for spring list…For information log onto their website at christoperfisch- At Sag Harbor’s Fisher’s Home Furnishings Annex located at 11 Main Street there is an incredible 20 to 50% off the entire inventory of fine home furnishings, upholstery and accessories. This spectacular sale will run through the end of March. The store is filled to the rafters with really great buys, so get going for the best choices. Look for the grand re-opening of the newly renovated Fishers this spring. For information call (631) 7250006. At the Whalebone General Store on Noyac Road in Sag Harbor, you will think you are in fairyland for sure with the unbelievable setting of gifts, cards, small home accessories, wind chimes, lamps, birdhouses, candles, candle holders, florals and of course, Linda’s homemade chocolates, Valentine candy and gifts. This store has it all going on under one roof. No kidding! A special Happy Valentine’s Day anniversary to Ingrid and Sunshine Lemme of Gurney’s Inn, who were married at the World Trade Center ten years ago on Valentine’s Day. John and I celebrate their special day with them at the Valentine’s dinner at Gurney’s. Until next week. Ciao and happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! If your shop is having a sale, has new inventory or if you are a new business or have relocated, and you want everyone to know about it, please e-mail me at or via fax at (631) 726-0189. I would love to hear all about it!

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Roots of Rap On February 16 the Interborough Repertory Theater Company from New York City will bring their traveling educational performance for children to the Children’s Museum of the East End (CMEE). Called The Roots of Rap: Poetry, the show consists of a group of professional actors that travel all over the tri-state area presenting performances to educate children about the poetry of rap music and the history and culture behind it. Jacqui Leader, director of programming at CMEE, said, “The group comes highly recommended. For black history month I like to do something different, exciting and educational.” Kori Schneider, executive director of the Interborough Repertory Theater said, “Roots of Rap gives the history of where rap came from. It’s a great show for the kids – really interactive.” The performance opens with a modern rap to actively engage the audience. “The show has been going for 15 to 20 years, so you can imagine how much it has changed with pop culture. We bring in a hip hop artist to keep up to

date with the lingo,” said Schneider. The performance then moves into a poetry lesson, teaching symbolism in rap form and using poetry to illustrate that symbolism. With dynamic staging and

a quick tempo, Roots of Rap encourages students to write and learn. The show is a sneaky English lesson, teaching students about point of view, meter and rhyme and dialect. Through teaching about the structure of poems, the poetry and raps recited also hold lessons of history and culture. The poetry used in the show includes All is Loud, a pigmy rhyme, Sangaree, a slave song, We Wear the Mask by Paul Lawrence Dunbar and Weary Blues by Langston Hughes. An African-American invention, rap is a new literary style that has emerged from the same musical heritage that created jazz. Rapping takes the poetic literary style and combines it with an African root. The Interborough Repertory Theater is an award winning, non-profit, company that produces a wide range of theater for diverse audiences. They will perform at 4 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. CMEE is located at 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike. – Lauren Isenberg

KID KALENDAR COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

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THIS WEEK CMEE – 2/16 – 4 p.m. & 5:30 p.m. Roots of Rap from the Interborough Repertory Theater in NYC will perform. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250.

GOAT ON A BOAT – 2/16 – 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. Presenting Story of King Midas. Puppet shows will be every Saturday. Route 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5280. ART WORKSHOP – 2/16 – 10-11 a.m. Presented by the Golden Eagle, “Chinese Dragon” shadow puppets with artist Karyn Mannix. $20 including materials. 14 Gingerbread Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-0603. WINTER VACATION WEEK – 2/18 to 2/22 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. & 1-3 p.m. Creative art classes. Ages four and up can be dropped off for morning or afternoon sessions each day. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118 ext. 30. WEEK LONG ADVENTURE SERIES – 2/19-2/22 – 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. School winter break camp for kids ages 4-6 and 7-10. CMEE, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. CLAY CRAFT – 2/20 – 11 a.m. Clay class for kids ages 3-11. Registration required. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631283-0774 ext. 519. JESTER JIM SHOW – 2/21 – 11 a.m. Juggling, magic, comedy and audience participation. Free admission. Red Creek Park Activity Center, 102 Old

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ONGOING STORY TIME – Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME – Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. JOY OF FAMILY MUSIC – A music program called “Music Together by the Dunes” for newborn children through five years. Friday mornings at SYS Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path. Thursday mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center, Monday/Tuesday mornings at the Dance Center of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach on Old Riverhead Road, and Friday mornings at The Quogue School on Edgewood Rd, Quogue. Enroll Now. 631-7644180. RHYME TIME –Wednesday mornings at 10 a.m. for children up to 3 years old. See you child listen to toddler stories and do simple arts & crafts. Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370015. INDOOR PLAY GYM – Ages 5 and under. The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631-5372255.

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Joan Osborne Up Close and Personal at the Talkhouse It’s hard not to associate folkie soul singer Joan Osborne with anything but her 1995 hit single “One of Us.” Yeah, you know “What if God was one of us/ Just a slob like one of us.” Not only did it ask a few simple, yet poignant questions, it also lent itself to top 40 playlists for a lifetime, and became a theme song for Bible study groups across the country. Although the image of Midwestern housewives in draping frocks, holding hands and singing “One of Us” while praising the baby Jesus is far from what Osborne intended when she released Relish, it’s hard to control a song once it’s in the hands of the public. (Just ask Bruce Springsteen or Woody Guthrie, both of whom have had their most popular songs, “This Land is Your Land” and “Born in the USA,” misconstrued by the politicking right for a few decades. Reagan even wanted to use Springsteen’s anti-Vietnam anthem for his re-election campaign!) But hey, if your legacy is going to be misinterpreted, it’s nice to be in the company of greats like Guthrie and the Boss. Fortunately for Ms. Osborne, 45, her post “One of Us” accomplishments outweigh the one-hit wonder status she has been afforded by those who clearly aren’t paying attention. While the public has been busy lapping up regurgitated J.Lo singles, Osborne has been making a name for herself in the world of soul, most notably appearing with the Funk Brothers, the Motown session band that has played on “more number one hits than The Beatles, Elvis Pressley, The Rolling Stones and The Beach Boys combined.” Osborne’s unique blend of folkie soul struck a chord with many on the mid90’s Lilith Fair tour. She also appeared in the 2002 documentary Standing in the Shadows of Motown, a film about the legacy of The Funk Brothers, whose careers were being omitted from the credits on albums they were a part of (It wasn’t until 1971 release of Marvin Gaye’s What’s Going On that the band received any credit on a record.) Osborne teamed with the Funk Brothers for the soundtrack, reviving Motown classics “(Love is Like a) Heat Wave” and “What Becomes of the Brokenhearted.” The collaboration proved so successful that Joan and the Funk Brothers eventually embarked on a world tour, playing such high profile gigs as the annual Ottawa Blues Fest. And then there is that little matter of Osborne’s time as a member of The Dead, you know, the Jerry Garcia-less version of The Grateful Dead, reincarnated in 2003. I had the pleasure of catching The Dead a few times that summer and I thank God Osborne was there to hit the high-notes. Bobby Weir just doesn’t have it like he used to. While Osborne’s tenure with The Dead lasted only for one tour, her vintage vibe must’ve left a lasting impression on long-time Dead bassist Phil Lesh, who has repeatedly featured Osborne in the touring version of his “Phil & Friends.” On the last stop of their 2006 Summer Tour with Trey Anastasio of Phish fame, I caught Lesh and Osborne in Vermont,

where her soaring, yet delicate, vocals shined on Jerry Garcia classics “They Love Each Other” and, especially, the tragic Mardi Gras love affair of

“Ruben & Cherise.” Not one to lay low for long, Osborne recently made guest appearances with Patti Smith and her band at New York’s Bowery Ballroom, where Smith was holed up for a three day New Years run. When she’s not appearing with other famous vocalists, Osbourne can be found in the studio. Recently she contributed to the soon-to-be released reggae tribute to The Police Spirits in the Material World, which also features a who’s who of reggae demi-gods like Gregory Issacs, Toots Hibbert, Lee Perry, Inner Circle and the Wailing Souls. Joan’s take on The Police classic “Every Breath You Take” is sure to be a refreshing mix of sun and soul. Hopefully it’ll get rid of that sour taste created P. Diddy after he sampled Sting’s anthem in tribute to the late Notorious B.I.G. While hanging out with bad ass legends of rock is all fun and games, it doesn’t stop Osborne from performing on her own. In fact, she will be coming to The Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett on Saturday March 1st for a super intimate performance that is sure to leave fans as happy as Giants fans after the unbelievable Super Bowl victory. While there couldn’t be a better venue to see an artist up close and personal, the show will also serve as a warm-up of sorts to Osborne’s March 7th performance at Carnegie Hall, where her years of hardworking and undying passion will finally pay off as she plays a venue most only dream of. – Michael P. McGregor

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Entertainment In Town Playwright David Mamet tackles American politics in his new satire November about an incompetent President running for a second term. Nathan Lane turns in a brilliant comic portrayal as the despicable President Charles Smith (Chuck for short), whose unnamed political party has deserted him on the eve of the national election. Joe Mantello’s swift paced production whips Mamet’s slight spoof into a hysterical frenzy and the cast delivers support that keeps the evening amusing even as the farce falters. The action takes place over two days in the President’s Oval Office, handsomely conceived by two-time Tony Award winner Scott Pask. The realistic set grounded the evening in truth and the ensemble plays the comic material to the hilt, with spot-on timing. The clever ideas from the Pulitzer Prize winning playwright of Glengarry Glen Ross are winning, and the jokes fly in rapidfire succession, but Mamet’s themes are not fully examined. The result is that his outlandish premise plays more like an extended sketch lampooning the President’s potential for abuse of power than a fully developed comedy. Mamet’s obnoxious President Chuck is a morally corrupt, uniformed, vulgar idiot trying to sell pardons in a last minute attempt to benefit his financial position before leaving office. His trusted advisor (Dylan Baker) candidly tells him “Everybody hates you, and you’re out of cash. Go home.” But still the President refuses to relinquish power. His last ditch effort to win re-election is a scheme to extort two hundred million dollars from the turkey industry and use the

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money for a final advertising blitz. With the current campaign picking up speed, the play couldn’t be more timely – especially since an advertising budget seems to be key in winning the democratic nomination. The insinuation is that the American public can be bought and easily duped. The playwright, who is known for his cynical edge and his profanity laced portraits of macho men, appears to be turning soft in his old age. His absurd comedy is very funny, indeed, but without digging too deep beneath the surface. Although the F-word is used more than 100 times, the tone is decidedly playful. Mamet’s farce provides Nathan Lane with a dazzling showcase for the actor’s comic gifts. This is Lane’s best role since The Producers, and the two-time Tony Award winning star delivers a convincing tour de force. His transitions are hysteri-

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cally funny and Lane keeps the evening in high gear with polished astounding precision. The play, which portends to be politically incorrect, keeps the actors in Joe Mantello’s razor sharp production from taking full flight into a comic absurdity that could have been exhilarating. Instead, the evening is a testament to their tremendous efforts to keep the proceedings lively. The President’s lesbian speechwriter Clarice Bernstein (Laurie Metcalf) just off a plane from China with a newly adopted baby refuses to write anymore speeches for him unless the president agrees to officiate her marriage to her lesbian partner on national television. The role is underwritten, losing an opportunity for some meaty confrontational exchanges and giving the actress little to play. Since Clarice is part of the central conflict, this is most unfortunate – the character becomes little more than a willing foil. The evening belongs to Nathan Lane and he navigates the territory under Joe Mantello’s guidance with total assurance, balancing his manic outbursts with a hint of self awareness that makes his President Chuck a hysterical marvel. November opened on January 17, 2008 at the Ethel Barrymore Theatre, 243 West 47th Street. Tickets are available through , 212-239-6200 or at the box office. Theater critics Barry Gordin and Patrick Christiano are members of The Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer and Patrick is artistic director of SilvaRoad Productions. They can be reached at or at

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Entertainment In The Hamptons Locals Strut Their Stuff in Lingerie Fashion Show

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The 12th Annual “Love, Life and Lingerie Fashion Show,” held last Thursday at the Southampton Publick House, raised a record $20,000 for the Breast Health Coalition, which helps people with breast cancer. This event is always one of the biggest of the winter season and this year was no exception – over 300 people turned out for a good cause. Guests purchased Chinese auction and raffle tickets to win dozens of prizes that were donated by local businesses. Attendees also came to see the local male and female models who volunteered to parade in glamorous lingerie provided by Top Drawer of East Hampton. Hair and makeup were provided by Vincent DaSilva at Gil Ferrer Salon in Bridgehampton. DJ Chris from “Sounds Incredible” provided music for the event and Fashion Show chairs included Susan Barylski, Susan Barry Roden and Crystal Reiner . “We always have so much fun at this event, and both men and women love to come out and watch the models,” said Susan Barry Roden, board member of the South Fork Breast Health Coalition. “We’ve been doing this for 12 years, and each year we get more people and have even more fun.” The models this year included Dr. James Brady, a plastic and reconstructive surgeon and member of the South Fork Breast Health Coalition Advisory Board, as well as Dr. Vito Alamia, of Hamptons Gynecology and Obstetrics, who delivers babies on the East End. One of the highlights of the evening was a parade and dance around by James Amaden, a local firefighter, in his hat and uniform. Dr. Edna Vades, who recently joined Southampton Hospital as







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its first designated breast surgeon, modeled in the show, which lasted for several hours. This year, the 12th Annual “Love, Life and Lingerie” fashion show was dedicated to two South Fork Breast Health Coalition volunteers who passed away – Laura




Gilmartin and Carol Zuhusky. Roden explained that the money raised would go toward her organization’s “Neighbors Helping Neighbors” group, which helps people with breast cancer to get house cleaning, transportation and other services that they need. The South Fork Breast Health Coalition also tries to identify the cause of breast cancer through studies and surveys, to educate women about the importance of early detection, and to enable breast cancer survivors to live as fully and completely as possible. At the event, Bob Chaloner, President and CEO of Southampton Hospital, introduced himself and commented on the importance of the event in raising consciousness about breast cancer and helping those living with the disease, which affects one out of eight women. The hospital, and also the coalition, recommends that women perform self-examinations regularly and get mammograms every year. Roden announced that another exciting event to take place on June 7 and 8, when her group organizes the “LI 2 Day Walk” for breast cancer, a 20-mile walk over two days. “We have named our team Heaven Can Wait, and we are looking for walkers to help us raise money,” she said. “This is a huge event, and we will be walking and camping overnight along the way, with people rallying for us the whole way. We also need volunteers.” Roden, who will be honored for her work on April 2 at Atlantica Restaurant in Westhampton Beach, urged anyone interested in this walk to check the website at – Debbie Tuma


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Guy de Fraumeni’s Hollywood 1n The Hamptons When have I ever thought to check on who my janitorial service was? When you consider that the huge swirling, crashing mass of annihilation is basically a very nasty remake of the destruction triggered by 9/11 horrors, that’s what we have here with Cloverfield. The bizarre part is that the men who make up the reptilian crews seem to be rejects from Pirates of the Caribbean cast calls. Moreover, the human, mechanical capabilities of the ingenious machinations turn me inside out by the novelty of its sexually outrageous, highly explicit body parts best left un-pictured. However, it does give a radically new aspect to the hand-held camera technique. It has to be given the absolute top award for the world’s shakiest movie recorded! Don’t even think of comparing any of the Bourne Incident’s footage, which is a rock solid base in comparison. Cloverfield is purported to be the official government designation for the gigantic mess of metallic clunking, wrought to shake Manhattan from its foundation. Unfortunately it also wrecks elaborate party plans to celebrate a trip to Japan. The unearthed CGI-taped action is given in uneven dumps. It revels in its lack of focus – even on subject. When it becomes apparent we are covering the end of the world the natural reaction is so what, dude? When did you operate a video camera last? 1978? This might look dated. But The Blair Witch Project, came from nowhere with not much more than the title and a lot of anticipation, packaged with a preconditioned mindset. It was almost as if the audience had been hypnotized. Sitting through recorded images is as normal as sleeping through boring images and hardly knowing the difference. Stimulating experiences suffer the same terrible fates. Have we seen all this before? Or, are we the rerun?


Cloverfield is a subversive piece of entertainment that convinces the “I do believe” in us that the world will come to an end, with more ambitious bits of “shtick” than a gallon size jar of polish sausage. The surprise arises one calm May night, “It,” “she,” “he” or whatever builds up scores of destructive “big bangs.” They slam, sway and smash with great care to destroy the most identifiable landmarks. Joining them in the destruction are those tentacle, little monsters. Even the U.S. military arrives wet and surging. The clever “gimmick” entertainment relief is supplied by “nobody” New Yorkers described at the outset – these are the attractive, colorless people who call each other “dude” and don’t have a sensible thing to say. The inability to deal is heartreching and thoroughly banal The manner of the demise of the local boys and girls is done with a lot of style owed to the smart Blair Witch Project idea of showing it in an amateur’s viewfinder. Again, the wide screen disaster toll toted up through the rinkydinky camera’s viewfinder. I’m not a fan boy of the rabid Godzilla rubbersuited monsters. Remember in 1954, those Japanese panic button horrors really triggered fear – it was, after all, in the wake of the Atomic Bomb and its worse fears. I won’t belittle the 1950’s latex suits, Cloverfield’s $25 million monsters looks awfully good. Then, there are the boring little “dudes.” Somehow, there are always enough of them to eliminate so readily. Guy-Jean de Fraumeni is the producer, writer, and director of award-winning European and American Feature films. He has been a judge at major Film and TV award competitions, including the Oscars, The Emmy’s and various film festivals. Sarah Halsey assists him.



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HAMPTON ARTS CINEMA (631-288-2600) There Will Be Blood – Fri. 8 Sat.-Thurs. 2, 5, 8 Spiderwick Chronicles – Fri. 7, 9 Sat.-Thurs. 2:30, 4:30, 6:30, 8:30

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UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Jumper – Fri. 4:45, 7:45, 10 Sat. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10 Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10 Mon.-Thurs. 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10 Juno – Fri. 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 Sat. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 Mon.-Thurs. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 No Country For Old Men – Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Mon.-Thurs. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Atonement – Fri. 4, 7, 9:50 Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:50 Sun. 1, 4, 7, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs. 1, 4, 7, 9:50

UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Definitely Maybe – Fri. 4, 7:15, 9:50 Sat. 1, 4, 7:15, 9:50 Sun. 1, 4, 7:15, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs. 1, 4, 7:15, 9:50 The Diving Bell and the Butterfly – Fri. 3:50, 7:15, 10 Sat. 1, 3:50, 7:15, 10 Sun. 1, 3:50, 7:15, Mon.-Thurs. 3:50, 7:15

Spiderwick Chronicles – Fri. 5, 7:30, 10:10 Sat. 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 10:10 Sun. 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 10:10 Mon.-Thurs. 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 10:10 In Bruges – Fri. 4:20, 8, 10:40 Sat. 1:20, 4:20, 8, 10:40 Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 8, 10:40 Mon.-Thurs1:20, 4:20, 8, 10:40 There Will Be Blood – Fri. 3:30, 7, 10:20 Sat. 12, 3:30, 7, 10:20 Sun. 12, 3:30, 7, 10:20 Mon.-Thurs. 12, 3:30, 7, 10:20 Fool’s Gold – Fri. 4:30, 7:45, 10:30 Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:45, 10:30 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:45, 10:30 Mon.-Thurs. 1:30, 4:30, 7:45, 10:30

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MINI – MOVIE REVIEWS Definitely, Maybe A father, Ryan Reynolds, in the middle of a divorce, re-considers his past romantic options three intriguing women - while explaining the melodrama to his daughter, the adorable Abagail Breslin, as she tries to figure out who her mother is. A sort of High Fidelity without the music or profanity, and a hopeful (and cute) movie for those who have hoped their ex might re-consider! Step Up 2 The Streets Art students compete in the medium of dance with Maryland’s most notorious underground dance troupe in this pseudo-sequel of sass and dirty (albeit Disney-approved) dancing. Fool’s Gold A couple on the rocks hunts for buried treasure, only to find their lost romance in this action/romantic comedy. The movie reunites Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey, making it sort of like How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days on an island, only not very funny. Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus Best of both worlds concert tour – couldn’t snag the high-priced tickets to see this tween pop star live at the coliseum? No worries, because the GIRL’S ON FILM! In 3D. My best friend Leslie says, “oh, she’s just being Miley.” Or Hannah Montana! Either way, this rising Disney star is golden with dated moves and synthesized, fun tunes to belt out. Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins A popular talk show host leaves the Hollywood Hills to learn some family values in his hometown in the Deep South. With Martin Lawrence starring, this may be the most interesting of this week’s crop, but that isn’t saying much.

Meet The Spartans A film so inane I initially neglected to review it, assuming it would be never noticed and soon forgotten. Instead, this parody of every other bad movie that came out in the past year, ironically a meta-parody of itself, starring Carmen Electra with a cameo by Paris Hilton is the number one movie in the country. God bless America.

The Hottie and the Nottie Paris Hilton stars in a heartfelt romcom about a man who is trying to rekindle the flame of his childhood love, but first must tame her unattractive best friend, who he may also begin falling in love with. With the word “nottie” in the title and a bevy of unfunny jokes in the trailer, you can insert your own joke here. Untraceable It’s MySpace gone bad in this film in which Diane Lane plays an FBI agent racing to catch a killer who posts his crimes on the internet. Was Sandra Bullock busy? This thriller has definitely been made before, but is suspenseful nonetheless. Rambo Sylvester Stallone is back. In Thailand, John Rambo leads a motley crew of mercenaries up the Salween River to a Burmese village after getting word that a group of aid workers he assisted have gone missing. Obviously all in his path perish in this alpha male action flick. There Will Be Blood Get a head start on the Oscar season and a smartsounding recommendation by seeing this dark, brilliant portrayal of an oil-hungry businessman in turnof-the-century Texas by cult director Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights). There will be awards in a country very much for old men of late, cinematically speaking. First Sunday This week’s post-Christmas crop needs no cynicism from me, as the films speak for themselves. This one, starring Ice Cube, is a comedy about criminals who learn the error of their ways from the church parishioners they hold hostage. On second thought, this could become a fan favorite.

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Dining in the Hamptons Before the Bridge in Hampton Bays now serves Sunday brunch from noon to 3 p.m. The cost of the brunch is $14.95 and includes coffee, tea, a basket of muffins and fruit salad. Entree selections include eggs benedict; crab cake benedict; three-egg omelet; frittata; pancakes; French toast; Belgian waffles; steak and eggs; cheddar bacon cheeseburger; lobster salad; and also a kids menu. For more information call (631) 728-9111. MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge in Water Mill now offers bar bites from Chef Matthew Guiffrida. The regular menu is also available. A sample menu is as follows: bucket oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; buffalo style chicken wings served with chunky bleu cheese dressing and celery spears; seafood clam chowder cake served on a bed of watercress jicama slaw; fish and chips with crushed potato chip crusted tilapia chips and spicy garlic mayo; and crispy Cajun crusted calamari lightly floured and fried with Anaheim peppers served with mango chipotle aioli and sweet Asian chile sauce. For reservations or further information, call (631) 726-2606. The Patio at 54 Main in Westhampton Beach offers a special three-course chef â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tasting prix fixe dinner for $25. The menu changes weekly and is available for dinner Sunday through Thursday

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and red wine reduction; grilled black angus rib eye steak with creamed spinach and crispy onions. For further information, call (631) 283-0704. Chef Michael Reilly of Legends Restaurant in New Suffolk introduces new dinner menu items to its creative New American cuisine. New items are as follows: lobster and crab crusted salmon with a trio of sushi paella; seafood vol-au-vent with shrimp, scallops, crawfish, tuna and grouper; rigatoni al modo mia with sweet Italian sausage; and grilled baby lamb chops. For reservations or further information about the restaurant, call (631) 7345123. The Plaza Cafe in Southampton will offer a three-course prix fixe starting at 5 p.m. The cost of the prix fixe is $30 per person plus tax and gratuity and will be offered every day except Saturday. The menu includes: butternut squash ravioli; horseradish crusted Chatham bay cod; lemon-herb marinated free range chicken; and sliced flat iron steak. For reservations or further information call (631) 283-9323. Participants are now signing up for The Sixth Annual Hamptons Restaurant Week slated for March 30 through April 6. The idea is simple â&#x20AC;&#x201C; for eight days, Sunday to Sunday, all participating restaurants offer a three-course prix fixe for $21.95 all night except Saturday when it will only be offered from 6 to 7 p.m. If your business would like to participate in The Sixth Annual Hamptons Restaurant Week please log onto and click the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Business Sign Upâ&#x20AC;? icon. To ensure your business is included in this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s complete promotional campaign, sign up by February 18. There is a $250 participation fee for each business.

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Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column The Chinese New Year began on February 7, the first day of the new moon, and ends on Lantern Festival, two weeks later. The Chinese place a great deal of emphasis on the symbolic meanings behind specific foods during this holiday. In the start of the New Year oranges and tangerines are exchanged in pairs, representing the desire for sweetness. Fish symbolizes surplus, with enough to go through the New Year. Noodles are served to symbolize longevity, and rice to signify life and fertility. The Chinese New Year is the most important of all Chinese holidays. Friends and family members get together to wish each other good luck, pay respect to grandparents, set a precedent of their desires for the New Year, and to imagine what the zodiac animal has in store for the coming year. This is the year of the rat! Since each year is designated by one of 12 animals, the elderly, who often lose track of their age, just have to remember the year, of whichever animal they were born in. In the spirit of the New Year here are recipes you can prepare in celebration of the holiday, Gun Hay Fa Choy – Happy New Year!

SEA BASS CHINESE STYLE This is a traditional fish preparation in many Chinese home kitchens. Serves 2-3 1 1/2 -2 pound sea bass, gutted and cleaned with head and tail left on Coarse salt and freshly ground pepper 6 tablespoons peanut or canola oil One-inch knob of ginger, peeled and sliced into matchsticks 1-2 tablespoons soy sauce 2 scallions, trimmed, rinsed and sliced on the diagonal

CHICKEN WITH HOISIN SAUCE AND CASHEWS Vary this Chinese classic simply by using different vegetables, such as carrots, scallions or broccoli. Serves 6

1/2 cup reserved mushroom water (from dried mushrooms) 1. Rinse mushrooms then place in a bowl of warm water to cover for about 30 minutes until soft. Drain mushroom water, measure 1/2 cup into a bowl and season with soy and salt to taste. Slice mushrooms in half discarding the stem then shred into fine strips. 2. Meanwhile soak the cellophane noodles in hot water for 20 minutes; drain well. With kitchen scissors, cut noodles into 2-inch pieces. Peel and grate carrots. (Can be grated with shredding blade in a food processor.) 3. Place a wok or a large skillet over mediumhigh heat and put in the oil. When oil is hot put in the carrots and ginger and stir-fry for 1 minute. Add cellophane noodles and mushrooms and stirfry for 2 minutes more. Stir in the seasoned mushroom water and mix well. Cover wok or skillet and let cook for 3-4 minutes, stirring once. Serve hot or at room temperature.

STIR-FRIED SHREDDED CARROTS WITH CELLOPHANE NOODLES Prep the ingredients ahead and the dish is prepared in a matter of minutes. The reconstituted dried Chinese mushrooms offer an intensity of flavor. Serves 4-6 8 whole Chinese dried mushrooms 1 1/2 tablespoons light soy sauce 1/2 - 3/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup reserved mushroom water (from dried mushrooms) 1 2-ounce package of cellophane noodles 3 large carrots 1 tablespoon grated ginger 2 tablespoons canola or peanut oil 1 1/2 tablespoons light soy sauce 1/2-3/4 teaspoon salt

1. Rinse and dry chicken breasts with paper towels. Cut into 1/2 inch dice and place in a mixing bowl with sherry, soy sauce and cornstarch. Toss to mix to coat the chicken. 2. Place a wok over medium-high heat and add 2 tablespoons oil. Roll the wok around to coat the sides with the oil. When oil is hot put in the water chestnuts, pepper and mushrooms. Toss the ingredients with a large metal spoon to stir-fry, for about 2 minutes. Season with salt and transfer to a side dish. 3. Add remaining 2 tablespoons oil to wok and when hot, put in the marinated chicken. Stir-fry until meat is opaque and chicken is cooked through. Add hoisin sauce and toss everything to mix. Dish out on a warm platter and garnish with roasted cashews. Serve immediately with hot cooked rice.


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1. Have fishmonger clean fish as above. Rinse fish at home and dry well with paper towels. 2. Pour enough water in a wok or deep skillet with cover to poach the fish. Bring to a boil, put in the fish and reduce heat to a brisk simmer. Cover the wok or skillet with a tight fitting lid. Poach fish for 8-10 minutes. Test with chop stick for doneness. 3. While the fish is poaching, heat oil and ginger to crisp the ginger. Keep warm. 4. When fish is done carefully remove from wok with a large flat spatula and transfer to a platter. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and lace with soy sauce. Pour the sizzling ginger and oil over the fish. Garnish with scallions and serve.

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Dining in the Hamptons Ginger: A Super Ingredient Fresh, grated ginger adds a kick to any dish. But in addition to its culinary uses, ginger has been heralded as a powerful, effective ingredient with many health benefits. Ginger is a perennial plant with fleshy, fibrous roots. It is the root, or rhizome, of the plant that is eaten and used in recipes and folk medicine preparations. A common ingredient in Chinese, Indian and Southeast Asian foods for thousands of years, ginger was brought to Europe by around the 10th century AD, when it began appearing in books. In the 16th century the Spanish carried ginger to the East Indies and America, where it flourishes, particularly in the south. The plants can grow up to four-and-a-half feet tall. Ginger has been used in health and medicinal preparations by the Chinese for thousands of years. The fresh root has been used to treat colds, flu and respiratory infections. Ginger has also be used to treat stomach disorders like nausea, heartburn, and indigestion, as well as diarrhea – even commercial ginger ale is commonly used as home remedy for stomach aches. When the essential oil is extracted by steam distillation, ginger can increase circulation and improve digestion. Growing research shows that ginger has pain reducing qualities and is an anti-inflammatory, even when used in small amounts. According to Neal Barnard, M.D., author of Foods That Fight Pain, “It works like ibuprofen, but without the side effects.” To reap the health benefits of ginger, it’s best to have some every day. Just a half-teaspoon sliced into a stir-fry or crushed into tea is enough.

Garlic Ginger Chicken Ingredients 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 3 cloves crushed garlic 3 tablespoons ground ginger (powder) 1 tablespoon olive oil 4 limes, juiced Directions Pound the chicken to 1/2 inch thickness. In a large re-sealable plastic bag combine the garlic, ginger, oil and lime juice. Seal bag and shake until blended. Open bag and add chicken.Seal bag and marinate in refrigerator for no more than 20 minutes. Remove chicken from bag and grill or broil, basting with marinade, until cooked through and juices run clear. Disposeof any remaining marinade. This marinade could also be used with meat, fish or tofu. Recipe from Getting your daily dose of ginger is easier than ever. Companies like The Ginger People ( are devoted to bringing to the public all things ginger, offering recipes and products. From the soothing qualities of ginger drinks like Ginger ‘gizer to the delightful balance of sweetness and spice in candied ginger, this pungent root suits a wide range of palates. There are many delicious ways to incorporate ginger into the diet – from the pickled ginger that accompanies sushi to crushed, dried ginger for tea. Grated ginger can be mixed into salad dressings or used in marinades.

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Dining Log 75 MAIN RESTAURANT – Lunch and Dinner 7 days and Daily Prix Fixe. Tues. is Local Night, Wed. is Prime Rib Night, and Thurs. is Clambake Night. 75 Main Street, Southampton, 631-283-7575. ALMOND – A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Special fall three course prix fixe for $21.95 every night from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night on Monday. Open Thurs.-Tues from 6 p.m. and closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to ribeye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Open year round for dinner from 4 p.m., six nights a week, closed Tuesday. Special $23, 4-course prix fixe and special $23, 4course prix fixe available Mon.-Thurs. from 4 p.m. to close and Sun. from 4 p.m. to close. Serving lunch Fri-Sun from 124 p.m. Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully’s Seafood Market. 631-7289111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out.Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. COUNTRY HOUSE RESTAURANT – (Circa 1710) Open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner. Voted Most Romantic Restaurant by AOL City Guide. Zagat Rated. Friday night Chefs Tasting menu $45 per person. Prix fixe $36 dinner available Mon.-Thurs. Located on Route 25A on the corner of Main Street, “Old” Stony Brook. 631-751-3332. Reservations suggested. CROSSROADS DIAMOND RESTAURANT – A cozy, intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant décor with cozy handcrafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. 631-369-2221. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850s mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, menu is complemented by an extensive wine list. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email or visit HILL STREET CAFÉ – A brand new breakfast and lunch spot debuts this summer at The Southampton Inn, headed by one of Long Island’s foremost chefs, Peter Dunlop. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-6500. LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years, rated in Zagat Survey of Distinction 2006-2007 27-20-23-45 and recognized as among the best on Long Island for delicious quality food, value and attentive

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staff. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT – Matto, Italian for “crazy,” features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Serving dinner Tuesday-Sunday from 5 p.m. Offering a three-course prix fixe for $22 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and Friday and Saturday before 6 p.m. Open for brunch Sundays 11:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Closed Mondays. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 . MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT – Zagat says “Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Open Thurs.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. Steak Frites available for $25, Thurs. & Sun. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. 631725-7110. ONE OCEAN – An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun.

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from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5665. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three-course Chef’s tastings available Sunday-Thursday for $25. Live entertainment Friday & Saturday nights. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. PRIME 103 – Sophisticated steak and sushi restaurant with extensive wine list. Open 7 nights a week from 5:30 p.m. Located at 103 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-3241100. SARACEN – A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631537SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-6682660. TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best” Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703.



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Arts & Galleries ARTS–IN–EDUCATION Part I: Student Art Show at Guild Hall While we may be in the middle of the winter doldrums, we can’t say the same for the art scene when it comes to the student shows at both Guild Hall and the Parrish Art Museum. Their appearance each year gives credence to the fact that art is alive and well at our local schools despite the general lack of appreciation in America’s overall educational system. For once, therefore, we’d like to hear a presidential candidate comment on the importance of the arts. For once, we’d like to to hear the President’s State of the Union speech champion the arts when a prerequisite list of domestic accomplishments is being cited. “Art” seems to be a nonexistent issue on America’s agenda. Not so at our local student exhibits where innovation, vision, experimentation and craftsmanship are acknowledged concerns in our curriculum. Such works at Guild Hall celebrate the efforts of students from kindergarden to eighth grades and include diverse materials

With Marion Wolberg Weiss

Photo by M.W. Weiss


“The Sphinx” at Stella Maris School

(like clay and textiles) as well as media (like drawings, sculptures, watercolors, ceramics and mobiles). As with past years, the exhibit also features the interdisciplinary approach to art, where an art project is associated with a class in history, for example. Thus, the Stella Maris School (Grade 6) created an installation, The Sphinx, to go along with its study of Egypt. The lower grades also concentrate on group projects rather than individual expressions saved for older students. Consider, for example, a charming Koi fish pond by the

Amagansett kindergarten or a Mayan cup display by Ross School’s seventh grade. Regardless of the focus, all the projects were a pleasure to see and experience. Yet we are compelled, particularly, to comment on the following efforts: The Springs School’s (sixth grade) pictographs; C.D.C.H.’s (sixth grade) “Harlequin by Picasso”;C.D.C.H.’s (Kindergarden) “Montauk Mosaic”; Montauk Public School’s birds in watercolor and ink; and Springs School’s hanging textile display. Not only did the works show a command of technique, but also demonstated a knowledge of subject matter and a sensitivity of expression. Springs School, especially, used rags as found objects in a most mature way. The Ross School’s installation of photographs and Islamic calligraphy in the expression of “truth” was another work that showed aesthetic maturity. It was the only consciously – developed “conceptual” piece in the show and real food for thought. The second part of the Student Art Show (grades 9-12) will be on view from February 16-March 9.

Honoring the Artist: Lawrence Roberts This week’s cover artist, Lawrence Roberts, is one of those rare individuals who enjoy a profession that seems far afield from the arts. Not only is Mr. Roberts a law professor, but also his expertise is unusual: space law. Why such a specialized area of endeavor? We find the answer in the following conversation. Q: I see that your interest in space law has influenced your photograph on our cover, which is called “Moon Roof.” Of course, I’m kidding a little. A: My image was not influenced by space law. But you are right in one regard – it’s a photograph, actually a reworked photograph, not a painting. I shot it with a digital camera and reworked it in Photoshop. It looks more representational this way. Q: How would you characterize your image? A: It’s geometry and simplicity. I’m interested in post-production design and the process of experimentation. Q: What led you to use this technique? A: It was out of necessity. When I started five years ago, I didn’t have the space in Manhattan to developed photographs so I went to digital. Q: How do you see photography fitting in with law, in particular international law? How does one

area impact on another for you? A: I am interested in the communication of ideas; that’s my theme. Photography and law are different manners of communication. I try to make my point-of-view obvious; a photograph is a statement, a perspective about reality. Q: How does this “reality” play a part in your teaching of law? A: Law is a perspective, too. In fact, I play the devil’s advocate in class. I look at things in a skeptical way, adding another point-of-view. Q: Speaking of class, how did you get your ideas across, your methodology regarding introductory courses in law? A: I used role playing a lot. The students would say, “Why should I take this course?” Through role playing, they would understand why a knowledge of law will be helpful in all aspects of life. Q: Law should be taught in public schools, too. A: I agree. Q: How would you describe your students; college students have changed a lot in recent years; they aren’t that interested in learning. A: When I first started teaching, I found that only one-third of the students were really into the

process. I remember my first class was like riding herd on a bunch of wild horses. Q: I’ve had a few of those. Changing the subject, I bet people are really interested in what space law is, so what is it? A: It deals with issues for granting frequencies, controlling frequencies, dealing with space tourism, handling space debris. With space tourism, for example, there are legal issues related to people who sign up to go into space. Q: This is really exciting and new. Not like the usual duties of a lawyer. A: Right. I was a lawyer but I didn’t like dealing with drudgery, doing drafts of leases. With law, there’s always the idea of the “new.” There’s always a new law. And there’s always the idea of how we interpret terms. The law is subject to human perspective. Anyway, I like what’s new, what’s on the edge. – Marion Wolberg Weiss To see Mr. Roberts’



Dan’s Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner.

ART EVENTS COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 62 Benefits – pg. 49, Movies – pg. 56, Day by Day – pg. 49, Kids’ Events – pg. 52

OPENING RECEPTIONS APPLIED ARTS GALLERY – “Drawing in the Age of Information” digital drawings by Roz Dimon will run through March 28. Opening reception February 16 from 4-8 p.m. 11 Indian Wells Hwy, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. ASHAWAGH HALL GALLERY – “Love &

Passion” curated by Karyn Mannix will run February 16-17 from 12-5 p.m. Opening reception February 16 from 5-9 p.m. 780 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-537-6098. BATISTE GALLERY – Group photo exhibition will run through May 1. Opening reception February 24 from 3-5 p.m. 75 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7259494. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Gallery Favorites” photography exhibit will run through March 15. Opening reception February 16 from 6-8 p.m. Open Friday to Monday 12:30-7:30 p.m. 66 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100.

GALLERIES ART SITES GALLERY – “Nothing is Black and White” art by Outsider, Visionary, Art Singulier and

Intuitive artists will run through February 18. Open Thursday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. ATELIER GALLERY – Landscapes of James Napoleon in a one-artist show will run through February 22. 308A Main Street, Greenport. 631-4954268. BENTON NYCE GALLERY – Open Friday 1-7 p.m., Saturday 1-8 p.m. and Sunday 12-5 p.m. or by appointment. 409 First Street, Greenport. 917-8485102. BOLTAX GALLERY – 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-3035. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – “The Modern Salon Show” will run through March 15. Open by appointment. 631-377-3355. (continued on the next page)

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BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORStreet, East Hampton. 631-324PICK OF THEWEEK 0806. ICAL SOCIETY GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;In TULLA BOOTH Our Own Images: A Celebration of HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gallery â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. Local Black Cultureâ&#x20AC;? featuring artFavoritesâ&#x20AC;? photography 631-204-9704. work by established painters and teenage artists. 2638 Montauk exhibit will run through March 15. LANA SANTORELLI Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537- Opening reception February 16 GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Sunday to from 6-8 p.m. 66 Main Street, Sag Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday 1088. BUTLERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S FINE ART â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;20th Harbor. 631-725-3100. and Saturday 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 77 Jobs and 21st Century Painting and Lane, Southampton. 631-283-6308. Sculpture.â&#x20AC;? Open year-round. 50 Park Place, East MARK BORGHI FINE ART â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open daily from 10 Hampton. 631-267-0193. a.m.-5:30 p.m. 2462 Main Street, Bridgehampton. CELADON GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Saturdays and 631-537-7245. Sundays from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 41 Old Mill Road, Water NATHANIEL BAKER HOUSE GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A Mill. 631-726-2547. group art show will be on display. 279 Main Street, CHRYSALIS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3450. Southampton. 631-287-1883. NESTSEEKERS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; New York artist CLOVIS POINT GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Clovis Point Toasts Geoffrey Fontaigne releases his new book Selected the Artists.â&#x20AC;? The Jamesport winery, 1935 Main Road, Works and displays a few abstract expressionist paintJamesport. 631-722-4222. ings. 150 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7070. CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Vote for the best PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERYâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Friday in show through February 24. 136 Main Street, East to Monday 11-5 p.m. 167 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-7817. Hampton. 631-267-3627. PARASKEVAS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Showing Michael DE CORDOVA GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 538 Main Street, Paraskevasâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; extensive work and childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s book illusGreenport. 631-477-0620. trations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 141 Maple Lane, other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. THE DRAWING ROOM â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Selected works by 631-287-1665. Jennifer Bartlett, Richmond Burton, Sharon Horvath, POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 830 SpringsRobert Kelly, Alan Shields, Jack Youngerman and Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. Almond Zigmund will run through March 2. Open PRUDENTIAL DOUGLAS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Really Monday, Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Really Small Worksâ&#x20AC;? will run through March 2. 216 Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 16R Newton Lane, East Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9700. Hampton. 631-324-5016. QUOGUE SCHOOL GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Outsider Art DREW PATRICK SPA GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C;128 West Showâ&#x20AC;? featuring works by students. Quogue Library, Main Street, Bay Shore. 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. EAST END BOOKS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Wood cut prints RATIO GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inherent Beautyâ&#x20AC;? a collecby Stephen Hunick will run through March 31. 53 The tion of oil paintings by artist Marlies Ihmels will run Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-8680. through February 26. 10 Bell Street, Bellport. 631EZAIR GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; American Contemporary 286-4020. Painting and Sculptures from New York, Long Island ROGERS MEMORIAL GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Twenty-six and New England area will run through May 1. 136 scenes of the Hamptons will run through February 29. Main Street, Southampton. 212-204-0442. 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton.631-283-0774. THE FIREPLACE PROJECT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 851 Springs ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C;The Jamesport Fireplace Road, East Hampton. www.thefireplaceproManor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-324-4666. 0500. GALERIE BELAGE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Fall hours are Monday to RVS FINE ART â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Friday to Sunday 12-5 Friday from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and weekends by appointp.m. and by appointment. 20 Jobs Lane, ment. Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 Southampton. 631-838-4843. Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton. 631-288-5082. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C;688 Montauk GALERIE NOUVELLE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Saturday and Sunday 12-6 p.m. 74365 Main Road, Greenport. 917544-8583. GALLERY MERZ â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. GALLERY NORTH â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 385 Pine Tree Road, Cutchogue. 631-734-7619. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Poster Retrospective,â&#x20AC;? an exhibit featuring 15 years of the HIFF anniversary continues. 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2297 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. GLENN HOROWITZ GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Mark Wilson â&#x20AC;&#x153;Life in Dead of Winterâ&#x20AC;? will run through April 2. 87 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5511. GOOD CONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Michael Kniginâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Carnivale Seriesâ&#x20AC;? is on display. Open Saturday and Sunday 1-5 p.m. or by appointment. 848 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-726-4663. GOOD FRIEND PARK GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Paintings, prints and photographs by Michael Knigin are on display. 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Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or 631-726-0076. SILAS MARDER GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C;120 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. . 631-702-2306. SIREN SONG GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Mythical sea creatures as well as other spirits that haunt our dreams created by 3 east end artists. 516 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-1021. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Joys of Toysâ&#x20AC;? will run through March 29. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. SOUTH STREET GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C;18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gallery Selections: Modern Exposureâ&#x20AC;? will run through March 2. 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. THE STUDIO & GALLERY AT GOOD FRIEND PARK â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Michael Kniginâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s paintings, prints and photographs are on display. 26 Good Friend Drive, off Route 14, East Hampton. 631-324-5550. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Paintings and ceramics by resident artists Robert Bachler and James Kennedy are on display. 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C;103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. SYLVESTER AT HOME â&#x20AC;&#x201C;154 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9777. UBER HOUSE GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blue Belleâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Art of Being Womanâ&#x20AC;? are on display. 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. VERED GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Contemporary and Modern Masters.â&#x20AC;? Paintings, sculpture and photography by Milton Avery, Ross Bleckner, Willem de Kooning, Pablo Picasso, Sam Francis, Jean Dubuffet and many others are on display. Open Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday 11 a.m.-7 p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-3243303. WALK TALL GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Tuesday to Sunday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-9776. WALLACE GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Open Saturday 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. 37A Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-4516. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Group show â&#x20AC;&#x153;Salon dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Hiverâ&#x20AC;? by Eric Dever, Barbara Hadden, Curt Hope, Bruce McCombs, Antonio Perez Melero, Cuca Romley and Federico Schiaffino will run through March 20. Open daily from 12-6 p.m. closed Tuesdays. 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097.

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Health, Beauty & Fitness Some days the world seems like a scary place. But, last Friday I got a reassuring feeling about the place where we live. The South Fork Community Health Initiative and the East Hampton Healthcare Foundation held their monthly health fair, which is free and open to the public, at the East Hampton Healthcare Center. Professionals from various medical fields came together to provide heart disease prevention tips, glucose and cholesterol screening, blood pressure screening, Reiki circle and stress reduction tips, HIV/STD testing and mammography scheduling to those in need on the East End. The place was packed, with folks lined up in every direction. Attendees were grateful for the health services that were provided that day. “It’s nice because the doctor is really expensive, it is a very beautiful thing” said Ida Luna of East Hampton, who came to get her cholesterol and glucose levels checked. I got on the line to get tested for HIV and STDs. Sam Martinez of East Hampton stood with a smile on his face joking, with friends. “It’s something you have to do, you can find out a lot about yourself and it makes you feel better and secure to know that you are healthy,” he said. “You have to tell the truth and the

doctors will help you.” When it was my turn, I entered a private office where I was greeted by Dalys Febres, a counselor with the New York State Department of Health. “We come here three to four times a year to offer free HIV testing,” she said. “The test is confidential, no names, we use only numbers and codes.” I stuck out my finger and felt a mild jab. Febres asked routine questions and answered all of mine. The test took ten minutes and as confident as I was that all was well, I felt a rush of anxiety as Febres presented my test result, even though it was negative. If a test came back positive, Febres would be required to follow up with the person and help him or her to seek the proper healthcare, a crucial service of disease prevention. Febres performs the testing throughout Long Island. “This community is pretty safe, there are mostly old families that have been here for years, with monogamous relationships. People are very health conscious around here,” she said. My next stop was the STD testing room, where Karen Diffley, a public health nurse for the Suffolk County Health Department spoke perfect Spanish to a patient. “I’ve worked with the migrant population for

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Health, Beauty & Fitness Setting Up for the Perfect Home Workout Is the cold weather relegating you the indoors? Are you left vegging out and indulging in just a little too much reality TV? Fortunately, the end is near. There’s a wide variety of home exercise equipment that will motivate you to get in shape, without leaving the confines of your cozy abode. One of the most cost-effective equipment options is considered balance balls. It’s great for improving agility and coordination, but while you’re getting used to them, you may want to hold onto a wall or prop the ball against something sturdy for stability. A great balence ball exercise is to position the ball under your hips and lower torso, with your knees straight or bent, and your hands behind your head. Slowly roll your body down the ball. Lift your chest off the ball, bringing your shoulders up until your body is in a straight line. Make sure your body is in alignment and that your abs are pulled in. A great exercise for firming up your posterior is to lie on the balancing ball with your head, neck and shoulders supported and your knees bent – a tabletop position. Lower your hips towards the floor without rolling on the ball. Squeeze the glutes to raise your hips until your body is in a straight line like a bridge. You can hold weights on your hips for added intensity if you like, but make sure you press through your heels and not your toes. In addition to balancing balls, treadmills, exercise bicycles, and elliptical trainers are all popular choices especially for those who have basements where they can set up these large pieces of equipment. Treadmills are great –simple, easy. Not to mention, running is a wonderful way to clear your head. When purchasing a treadmill look for a steady pace, wide

belt, incline and speed settings as well as a safety shut-off. Varying speed, resistance and incline allows you to build endurance while burning calories. However, in the $1,000+ range, treadmills are a substantial investment. Stationary bikes are another widely used piece of machinery for exercising at home. They offer a nonimpact cardiovascular workout and are perfect for someone who is just starting to exercise, since there’s

no learning curve and you can control the workout easily. Bikes primarily workout leg and posterior muscles and come in a variety of price ranges, but they typically start at around $500. Lastly the elliptical trainer offers a non-impact workout appropriate for just about anyone. The movement is horizontally oval and you can adjust the resistance for varying degrees of intensity. They typically start at around $600. If you’re not ready to invest in any exercise equipment there are countless ways to exercise without machines. Some of my favorite workouts involve front lunges – taking a giant step forward with your right leg, keeping your left leg behind, and your knees at 90-degree angles and behind your toes. Then, push through the front heel to straighten your leg. Repeat this movement and then switch to other leg. Another easy exercise entails getting on your hands and knees and extending your right leg straight out behind you with your toes resting on the floor. Then, squeeze your posterior to lift your leg to hip level. Hold this position and slowly lift your left arm to shoulder height, using abs to keep you upright. Hold for 2 counts and repeat using your other arm and leg. Remember to always begin your workout by stretching or walking in place for at least 5 minutes and to buy proper sneakers and workout clothing. There are also countless pilates, yoga and meditaion books and videos that can help guide you through your workout. So get up and start getting in shape – the summer is only a few months away! – Sharon Feiereisen

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The Garden At Rock Cottage by Lance Brilliantine As the passion for gardening grows in the United States, gardeners are on the lookout for new plants with intriguing colors. Journalists keep on the pulse of what’s “new,” what’s “hot” and what’s “in” in the world of horticulture. “New,” of course, is a relative term when it comes to flowers, since most are variations on a theme, and have been in development for many years before they are released to the market. Hybridizers spend years developing new varieties of flowers. They prize themselves on their abilities to take unlike parent flowers and breed them to incorporate the best characteristics of each parent. The process is one of trial and error, with many failures. It would be even harder if there were no science of genetics to apply. The results, of course, can be quite controversial, such as the recent furor over new varieties of corn introduced to the market that are insect resistant and highly productive. All hybridized plants go through a series of trials to test their viability and usefulness before being released for sale. Plant trials involve growing the seeds both in containers and in the field to determine if the new flowers meet the desired objectives. For example, a hybrid may be created to incorporate the hardiness of one parent and the colorful blooms of another. Should the plant trials indicate the result does not yield a strong, colorful plant, the hybridizer will start over to create a hybrid that demonstrates the desired traits. This lengthy and expensive process ensures a well-bred plant for consumers. Once a hybridizer is sure the plant meets the desired standards for performance, the seeds are put into trial production. This trial phase ensures the seeds yield flowers with the appropriate characteristics on a continuing basis. If so, the flower is pronounced a success. The flower then goes into market production, which involves growing the parent flowers, pollinating the flowers by hand, and gathering the hybrid seeds. The resulting production seeds are subjected to a quality control process. The seeds are germinated and inspected to verify that the resulting plants are true to type. After testing, the seeds are pack-

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Letters BIG BLUE WRECKING CREW Dear Dan, I loved your article about the Giants winning the Super Bowl. I must say that as a rabid fan of the New York Jets, I found myself routing for the Giants too – a rare occurrence in New York Sports where Jets fans hate the Giants, Mets fans hate the Yankees, Islander fans hate the Rangers, and Knick fans hate the Nets (and vice versa.) But the story of this team was too great not to become excited about; a coach and quarterback vilified by both fans and the press succeeding in a dramatic and exciting way, a pass play that will go down in history completed by a scramble and a dramatic catch by a backup player, and a victory over an unbeaten team. If Dan had written this as an article, people would accuse you as writing one of your fun articles. But I do want to correct one part of the article. The Giants did not play New England twice during the regular season. The only game they played this season with New England was the one they lost at the end of the regular season. The only teams profootball teams play twice in a season are the ones in their own division (for the Giants it is with the Eagles, Redskins and Cowboys) interdivision and inter-league games are played only once a season with the team. Harry E. Heller, Ph.D. President Research Consulting Agency East Hampton Via e-mail They played and the Giants lost in pre-season and regular season then won the Super Bowl. – DR PEAS IN A POD Dear Dan, After reading your article THE GIANTS WIN! I have a lot of things to discuss and correct. The Giants are still just a mediocre team. Eli is still just an average QB; He will never have the numbers Brady puts up. In 2007 Brady had 50 TD passes. Eli had 23, I believe a fellow named Randy Moss had more TD’s thrown to just him than ELI did to all of his receivers. Lets talk about the NY fan base for a minute as well. An entire season goes by, then the Giants win the super bowl and all of a sudden everyone loves football and everyone loves the Giants. I know this because I live here in NY and I’m seeing it with my own eyes. Even on my way to work the same trucks I’ve seen commuting now have Giants bumper stickers and helmets on them. Talk about jumping on the bandwagon. Now to the real reason I’m writing in to you. This

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article is untruthful, and you can’t be wrong with facts if you’re going to gloat about your teams’ victory. First of all you said, “In Forty-Three years of the NFL, only once has a wild card won the Super Bowl.” Are you sure? Not too long ago in 2005, the Steelers won the Super Bowl as a wild card, along with the 1980 Raiders, the 2000 Ravens, and the 1997 Broncos. A total of 9 Teams have made it to the big game from a wild card spot, those are the only teams to win it all. By the way 43 years, where did you get that number? In 1920 the league was formed with 11 teams called the American Professional Football Association, and in 1922 it was renamed the NFL. The wild card itself wasn’t used until the 1970 season so you can rephrase your sentence and say “In 38 years of the NFL’s wild card...” Moving on.... Lets now talk about how you said “ ...they would play the New York Giants a team they had beaten twice during the regular season and somehow had wobbled into the arena” Well ill just keep this one simple. NO you’re wrong, they played them once. If you noticed the Giants this season played teams like the cowboys and Eagles more than once, why you ask, there in the same division. Which is why New England will never play the Giants more than once in a season. Before this season the last time they actually played them during the regular season was in 2003. Keeping on the same topic you said, “Meanwhile, the New England Patriots were fourteen wins and no defeats” no they were 15-0 It was the last game of the season week 17! According to you it was the “second to last game of the regular season.” Finally you said referring of Tom Brady that “His Numbers were terrible” well if you call his numbers terrible then what were Eli’s numbers? Eli was 19-34 that’s 55% and 255 Yards with an INT. Brady was 29 for 48 at 60% with 266 total yards. Eli has thrown 266 yards or more only nine times his entire career, while Brady has had 266 yards or more ten times just this season. That’s beside the point. So next time get the facts straight, well who knows when next time will be, it definitely will not be next year. Thanks, Anonymous Angry Patriots Fan Via e-mail Okay. – DR CHARGED UP Dear Dan, I read you article on the taser death of David

Glowczski. There is some information you will need to know about how the taser works first. The actual taser the Southampton Village Police used on David is no longer in use. That particular make and model is no longer availed to law enforcement. The unit delivered excessive electric voltage. After the unit is discharged a user can cable the taser to a PC and read the data the taser stores. The computer software will create a series of reports from the data. In the case of the taser unit used on David the data was corrupted and unreadable. The reason David had 9 sets of burn marks on his body is that that he was not “tasered” per se. The front cartridge containing the darts and coiled wires was removed on orders from the Sergeant on duty. The user was ordered by Schucht to remove the cartridge and use the taser in the ‘drive stun’ mode. This means when the taser is triggered the electric arc is visible and the two electrodes become hot and burn the flesh. Drive stunning David was not the decision of the Officer using the taser. Why was David drive stunned with the taser? Probably because the officers at the scene did not have the confidence from training in hand to hand combat. Additionally both officers were not considered to be the most fit in the department. The taser was an easy alternative. There is much debate over excited delirium. Positional asphyxia is a more likely explanation and should be explored. I thought David was quite harmless in all my dealings with him. I wish I had been working that morning. President Christopher A. Broich Via e-mail Chris Brioch was a Southampton Village Police Officer at that time. He is currently fighting charges. – DR BRAVO! Dear Dan, Celebrating the longevity of the marriage or Eli Wallach and Anne Jackson is certainly a tribute. Noting the fact that they continue to appear on our stages occasionally is also of interest. However, referring to Eli Wallach as merely an accomplished actor is akin to referring to Bill Clinton as a dabbler in politics. Eli Wallach has graced the American stage and screen for many years in memorable roles. He must be called what he of our greatest living actors. And, God willing, he will continue to be so for many years to come. Kathleen L. Policano East Hampton Via e-mail They are, both of them, wonderful people. – DR

Police Blotter Not Too Smart Here is a pretty good example of what not to do when you are about to get arrested. A man in East Hampton was charged with disorderly conduct, obstructing governmental administration and resisting arrest after he was pulled over and charged with a DWI. When the man was being arrested, he became upset and started to smack the hood of the police car and became loud. He also took off on foot after the arresting officer called for backup. Shortly after he was apprehended – expect to see this on the next episode of COPS. Shelter Island All was quiet on Shelter Island last week. There wasn’t a single police report that came through the wire. Seal On The Beach An injured seal washed ashore onto the beach in East Hampton. The Riverhead Foundation for

Marine Research and Preservation was called in, but when they responded, the seal had moved on. He is now swimming happily in the waters around Georgica Beach. Marijuana Two twenty-year olds were arrested in Southampton for possession of marijuana after they were spotted leaving a known drug location in the area. Police arrested the stoners who are most likely going to plead half-baked. Police Sting A police sting that led to the arrest of several bouncers and security guards at a Hampton Bays nightclub took place last week. Officers sent an underage girl with a fake ID into the nightclub and when she got through, arrests were made. One of the bouncers, who has been doing security work for close to a decade, was pretty bummed out about the sting because he wasn’t the one who had

checked the ID. Sag Trouble A woman in Sag Harbor got into an argument with her roommate who attempted to throw Nair on her hair. Thankfully she missed and there was no need for police to contact the hair club for men. Living Room, Bedroom Stolen In Bridgehampton somebody stole a flat screen television, two cable boxes, a king-sized mattress, a twin mattress and a sofa. Police are on the hunt for one very strong criminal with a very large truck. Vitamins In Westhampton a report came in that several hundred dollars worth of vitamins were stolen from a home while it was unoccupied. No leads have been found, but the victim is now finally agreeing to eat his vegetables. – Written and Compiled by David Lion Rattiner

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Baby sitter/ house keeper needed. Mon. - Fri., 8am- 12pm. Watermill south location. 5+ years experience plus references. Reliability a must. 646-256-4066

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6

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Construction SK Construction & Properties Inc. (631) 300-6006

Chimney Roofing Painting / Papering

Gary Neppell Roofing (631) 324-3100 • (631) 727-6100

Coastal Restoration

Ashton Chimney (631) 588-3456

Dune Saver (631)276-4868

MW Lavelle Painting & Restoration Inc. (631) 581-3316

Smart House Technology Ocean Electric Corp (631) 287-6060

Trees / Shrubs Humberto’s Landscape & Irrigation (631) 723-3191 Hampton Bays, NY

Solar Energy Furniture CLS Upholsterers & Slipcovers 1-800-281-8145

Window Cleaning

Country Stone & Fence Masonry (631) 329-0029


Sea View Window Cleaning (631) 942-4118

Electrical Contractor


Go Solar (631) 727-2224

Pools & Spas

J. Sanchez Gutters (631) 831-0951 • (631) 329-2138

DAZ Electrical (631) 329-9590

Spring & Summer Actvs (631) 728-1929

Window Treatments Budget Blinds of the East End (631) 329-8663

Kitchens & Baths AnyStyle Kitchen (631) 285-7138

Garage Solutions Regal Floor Coatings & Garage Solutions (631) 218-0007

Landscaping Security & Monitoring Systems Design Co. (631) 283-3455

Evergreen Fences (631) 757-4161

Stairs & Rails Creative Custom Railings (631) 929-0166

Plumbing Eastern Suffolk Plumbing 631-723-2400

Architecture Berg Design Architects (646) 486-1964

House For Sale


Air / Heating

Southampton Masonry (631) 259-8200 • (631) 329-2300

5 Star Heating & Air Conditioning ( 631) 298-9122

Awnings M&M Canvas & Awnings (631) 283-1868

Interior Design

Home Theater

David Kaplan Interior Design LLC (631) 537-4646

Charos Custom Audio (631) 283-4428 28 Cameron St., Southampton

Carpentry Premier Finishes Inc. (631) 300-8201 Quality Craftsmanship

Powerwashing Flooring Real Estate Services Lynch Paulino Properties (646) 300-4699

Hampton Cedar Care (631) 245-2196

Amante Flooring Creations (516) 852-7438 Owner: Ross Greenberg

Oil Tanks

Decks Southampton Decks (631) 287-9277

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Service Directory’s

Make Your House A Home

Clearview Environmental (631) 859-0717 email:

Irrigation Irrigation Solutions (631) 205-5700

Pest Control East End Tick Control (631) 287-9700 (631) 324-9700

Cleaning Services Organic Cleaning (631) 662-9440

Generators Guardian Home Standby Generators (631) 329-9590

Pet Fencing Cannine Control Invisible Pet Fencing (631) 283-1913

Property Management Concierge Propty Mgmt (631) 774-6188

Home Improvement Beyernheimer Construction (631) 728-3290

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Food/Beverage Deli Help in Springs. Full or Part Time flexible hours. Must be legal. 917-971-7772

OUR 35th YEAR REVIEWED IN New York Times, Departures Magazine PRIVATE CHEFS OUR SPECIALTY Estate Managers, Couples Butlers, Housekeepers Chauffeurs, Cooks Personal Assistants


Ananas Spa located in Village of Southampton has an opening for a Full Time/ Part Time Receptionist. Experience preferred, and computer skills necessary. Please contact Renata & Melinda at 631-287-9099 or fax resume to 631-287-3983


We work your hours!


Dans’ Classifieds and Service Directory open: 7am-6pm Monday–Friday 9am-4pm Saturday 631-283-1000




DIESEL MECHANIC Large landscape and tree care company looking for full time, year round position

With advertising experience Only, For Video Billboards In High Traffic Areas High commissions Weekly Bonuses 516-849-7260 Come Join our Dynamic Team!

Top Pay and Benefits Welding experience a +



EXPERIENCED DOG GROOMER necessary for busy Hamptons salon. Salary and benefits negotiable. The Cllassy Canine (631)283-1306

J. Tortorella – Heating Division Experienced mechanic in heating and LP gas work. Knowledge of troubleshooting, maintaining and installing natural and LP heaters. Must have clean license. Full time position year round or seasonal with benefits. Call Ken at 631-728-8000

Start immediately Details: See Web MARTINODOM.COM Tel. 212-867-1910 Fax 212-867-1917

Calll Tom at 516-250-5188 e-mail resume to or Fax resume to 631-287-6245

CAR E TAK E R Southampton Property Maintenance Inside & Out Year Round Live-in Private Living Quarters Very High Sallary Plus Benefits. Al Martino Agency MARTINODOM.COM Tel. 212-867-1910 Fax 212-867-1917


Marine Electronics Installers & Service Technicians Needed for middle to eastern Long Island area. F/T. Must have some experience and clean license. Call 631-723-6915 or Fax resume to 631-723-6916


Stony Brook Southampton • Faculty Positions

JAMES S PERSE E LOS S ANGELES S Designer and manufacturer of women's and men's contemporary apparel is seeking responsible, committed, and highly energetic retail professionals with a developed sense of contemporary style and exceptional customer service to fill the following new positions:

New w Store e Opening g in n Eastt Hampton,, NY!! Store e Managerr Must possess strong leadership skills, solid retail sales background, inventory analytical skills, an eye for merchandising & an excellent sense of style. Ability to build, organize & motivate a sales team. A personal commitment, responsible attitude & a track record of achieving sales goals are vital. Qualifications: • 5-7 years retail sales and management experience. • BA/BS degree preferred. • Proficient in MS Office, retail operational systems and sales analysis.

Assistantt Store e Manager


t Stony Brook Southampton, the critical issues of sustainability and sustainable development will be explored in new, mostly undergraduate programs transcending traditional disciplinary boundaries including the Marine Sciences. Located on the south shore of Long Island and overlooking the Atlantic Ocean, Stony Brook Southampton is part of Stony Brook University, one of the nation’s top public research universities.

Solid retail sales, inventory analytical skills and an eye for merchandising. Must possess strong leadership skills. Qualifications: • 3 - 5 years retail sales and supervisory experience • Associate degree or equivalent preferred

Stony Brook Southampton will have multiple teaching opportunities available for Fall 2008. Full-time Lecturers (10-month appointments):

Saless Associates (Full-Time & Part- Time Positions available) Associates must have experience in fashion-retail environment with proven ability to meet sales goals. Must be able to deliver excellent customer service while developing a clientele portfolio.

• Biology (Genetics, Cell and Molecular Biology) • Ecology (Organismal, Population, Community, Ecosystem, and Landscape Ecology) • Environmental Science • Higher Marine Vertebrate Biology (Preferably Marine Mammology, Ornithology, and Herpetology)* • Marine Ecology (Conservation Biology and Marine Sciences)* • Mathematics • Writing and Rhetoric Studies (Writing Program) – please note separate qualifications below. • Economics Special Note: *Higher Marine Vertebrate Biology and Marine Ecology fall within the School of Marine and Atmospheric Sciences (SoMAS) at Stony Brook Southampton. Required: Graduate training and teaching experience at the college level. For Writing and Rhetoric Studies, experience teaching composition or writing intensive courses at the undergraduate level. Preferred: Doctorate for most positions, as well as training and supervision of teaching assistants. For Writing and Rhetoric Studies, doctorate in Writing/Composition and Rhetoric, and experience training and supervision of teaching assistants in composition. Salaries will be commensurate with experience. The initial review of applications will begin on February 29, 2008, and will continue until all positions are filled. All applicants must apply online at Please attach a cover letter (indicate in your cover letter the discipline(s) you are applying for and a statement of teaching philosophy), and Curriculum Vitae. Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer.

Stockroom m Supervisor Responsibilities: Support the James Perse staff by processing stock & deliveries on a daily basis, maintaining & organizing the stockroom as well as the sales floor as necessary, assisting management as needed with multiple operational & informational tasks, & understanding stock levels & managing the store inventory. Loss prevention & physical inventory experience a plus. Qualifications: • 1 – 3 years stockroom experience preferred. • Excellent communication and organizational skills & the proven ability to manage time & resources to efficiently manage a stockroom • Prior computer based sales processing programs experience a plus. • The position requires that you are available to work weekends as well as be flexible with schedule requirements of the business. At James Perse we set superior standards for our products & our employees. We seek talented people with diverse backgrounds & experiences who would be an asset to our brand. We are seeking responsible, committed, & a highly energetic retail professionals with a developed sense of contemporary style & exceptional customer service to fill the above positions. Excellent compensation and benefits package available. To Apply: Qualified candidates please submit your resume and salary history to or fax 323-297-2527.

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6

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Retail Sales Help. Shoe-Inn East seeks year round full time energetic sales help. Experience a must. Must be flexible. Please call Betty or Angela 631-329-4500.

Models Wanted Art / Photography

631-329-5550 Leave name and number

Pool company seeking self-motivated people to fill positions in clerical, maintenance & masonry. Good pay and benefits for qualified technicians. 631-283-4040

Health Care

PLANT HEALTH CARE and LAWN TECHNICIANS Enthusiastic persons needed to work the North and South Forks Join a progressive, expandingg and diverse landscape company G reat opportunities for career advancement

CLERICAL Must have experience with customer service, phones and data entry We need a computer literate, organnized, detailed minded person with a pleasant phone manner and the capability to multi-task in a Southam mpton office

3A license a must Call 631-287-6100 ext. 100 e-mail resume to or Fax resume to 631-287-6245

Office Busy East End Construction Management company needs a highly motivated individual to multi task in a fast paced environment.

Must work Saturdays when needed Full time with benefits Fax resume to (631) 287-6245 North Fork Tasting Room/Wine Club Manager Candidate should possess excellent organizational and people skills, sales experience, computer literacy and a passion for wine. Please send resume to:

Duties include everything from answering phones, working with accounnting & construction professionals (training to be provided), to assisting the President.

Competiitive pay & benefits Compensation commensurate with experience. Construction experience a plus.

Lawn/Garden Gardeners needed for gardening company specializing in flowers, vegetables and ornamentals, please call 631-329-8319


In n terested individuals should submit their resumes and cover letter by e-mail.

or fax to: 631-734-4159 BOOKKEEPER For fine dining restaurant in East Hampton. Applicant must be p roficient in QuickBooks,, including; Accounts Payable, Sales Tax, Bank Reconciliation and ADP payroll. Salary commensurate with experience. Flexible hours, benefits available. EOE Fax resume: 631- 324-9327 and call Tracyy at 917-579-5879 to schedule an interview.

THEORY: Currently seeking Management and FT/PT Sales for both East p ton Hampton & Southamp boutiques. Please submit resumes to

Situation Wanted Caretaker/ Estate manager. Experienced with strong work ethic. Excellent references and resume. Send e-mail:


Meet your neighbor at the most toxic place on Planet Earth. Many have died-and you may be its next victim! How did it happen and who died from it? Learn more in the latest hardback edition of

Merchandise Wanted Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

Antiques/Collectibles FURNITURE REPAIRS ANTIQUE WORKSHOP Chairs Reglued, Caning, Rushing, French Polishing Stripping, Refinishing Antiques Restored Custom Upholstering Seats Recovered Painted Finishes Wood Finishes Repairs of Any kind Veneer Repairs Free pick ups Established 1977 Wicker Repairs Teak Oiling JON 631-874-0515 718-224-4250 MONTAUK THRU MANHATTAN


Tag/Yard/Estate Sales Send $12 for this cover-to-cover thriller to: TEAHOUSE ON THE AUGUST MOON 913 Riviera Avenu ue Sebastian, FL 32958 Cost includes shipping/handling.

Merchandise for Sale Florida Disney Area Stay, 7 day 6 nights, 2 adult Disney tickets Asking $249 631-279-0032 Hand-made Italian walnut credenza; 1 year old. 91” x 44” x 21” Like new, $5,500. ($7380 when new) 631-329-5550

40 years of collecting. Paintings listed artists, Persian carpets, Silver pieces, Tiffany, Cameras & Lens. Eversharp 14Ct Gold, Pen & Pencil. Delft collection, Jewelry, American flags 48 stars. Model boats & furniture. Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Monday 10 am - 4 pm 103 Hayground Rd. Bridgehampton 917-825-0551 EAST HAMPTON SOLD HOUSE EVERYTHING MUST GO Furniture, dishes, a rtwork, rugs. Sunday, Feb.. 17th 11-3PM 367 Rt 114. (917)846-7477

Therapy Clothing BLOWOUT WINTER SALE (Making room for Spring!) 50% off all clothing and accessories 51 Jobs Lane in

Pets Unique Dog care. Board, Groom, Train. Country Atmosphere. 2 minutes from Tanger. Customized for your needs. Owner resides on premises. Carolyn Contois, NCMG, CT. 631-655-6006

Automotive ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP

BUICK SKYLARK, 1972 2 Door custom convertible Very good condition! Original metallic forest green v8 350, automatic, new transmission 151k/ AM-FM Drive home: $16,000 neg. Josh: 212-877-1256 CA$H FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT (RV’s Boats transport or buy) Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J’S TOWING LIC. 516-383-4403 INS. Cadillac Seville 1998 SLS Nothstar edition. Fully loaded Asking $5,200. Negotiable Plymouth Voyager 1996 Blue, excellent condition. Pioneer CD player. Asking $2,000. Negotiable MOTIVATED SELLER! (631)946-1737

FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales Reestoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic car. CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819

Southampton (in courtyard) Open Thursday - Sunday 11 am - 6 pm

(631) 283-1000


F ree Removal of Unwanted Junk Vehicles. Fast Reliable Service at Your Convenience. 631-728-8344 63 31-495-7299

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6

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DANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CLASSIFIEDS / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Automotive We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653)

Classes/Instruction EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505 TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yog ga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Cleaning A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & Professional Organizer. Personal Service. Experience. Reliability. (631) 725-2128

Cleaning A STEP ABOVE HOUSECLEANING. Year round/seasonal service. Reliable, Experienced, Professional & Courteous. Call Maria 631-839-0368. Basement, Attics, Garages: Complete Cleanouts. Interior/ Exterior Demolition. Professional Cleaning Services. 631-298-5362 516-658-5302


Home Improvements


25% OFF ALL HOME IMPROVEMENTS Specializing in all Phases. No Job too Big, or Small. Contracting Headquaa rters.

Courteous ~Caring ~Cleaners Victoria 631-281-2614 631-457-3070


Available all year General cleanings

Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage.


House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate. Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446

Dans Papers Classifieds, Service Directory 51 Hill Street Southampton 631-283-1000 631-283-2985 fax Email

Business & Commercial Loans Arranged. $50,000 Up. Call 631-481-9119. Funds Available For Any Worthwhile Purpose.

Publication is distributed Thursday & Friday Classified ads appear 3pm Wednesday on Deadlines Classifieds by phone Classifieds by e-mail Service Directory 8 days before publ. Real Estate Clubs 7 days before publ

Deezl Fitness Vincent Montaldo Conquering all your fitness needs! Serving the East End. 516-318-6974

Fuels/Fuel Services

Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturalists On Staff.

Mon 12pm Fri 3pm Wed 5pm Thurs 3pm

Rates Text Classifieds $1.30 per word Minimum 15 words/ 2 week minimum run Boxed Ads $36 column inch Minimum 1 inch/ 2 week minimum run Service Direcctory; MInd, Body and Spirit, Design Directory Rates vary; call for pricing Multiple week and multiple ad discounts available Ad enhancements available for additional charge All classified ads must be paid in full prior to deadline. No refunds or changes can be made after deadline. Publisher responsible for errors for one week only. All ads scheduled for publication must be confirmed by Dans Papers prior to publication. Publisher reserves the right not publish certain ads. Dans Papers follows all New York State Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity Employment laws.

Father & Son Home Improvements, windows, doors, small jobs too. Licensed & Insured 30 Years Experience 631-283-6526

Mister Handyman Inc. Home Improvement

Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

Property Management ESTATE MANAGER SOUTHAMPTON Seeking year round live-in couple as an estate manager and professional chef, or housekeeper for long-term commitment. G reat opportunity for highly intelligent, resourceful couple with excellent communications skills and proven work history. Management responsibilities include knowledge of building systems and ability to perform basic household repairs. Must have strong oraganizational skills, familiar with waterfront property and boats.

Masonry, Landscaping& Carpentry, Iron Work & Welding, Renovation ns, Extensions, General

Please send ressume with salary range to: 212-717-5048

Repairs & Painting. Licensed/ Insured. 17 Years Experience. 631-594-1453 516-848-9569 m

Sewing Carmenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Custom Sewing Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Sag Harbor Village PRIME MAIN STREET RETAIL SPACE in historical building with off street parking

Call 631-608-7158




Excellent condition Call (631)678-2460

California privet heavy 5 foot $25, Leyland cypress 6 foot $75, 7 foot $85. Delivered prices.

Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60â&#x20AC;? and 90â&#x20AC;? Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

THE BEST FIREWOOD Seasoned Cord Wood 4x4x8 $200/cord Log length uncut, unsplit 8-10 cord $400/load FREE WOOD CHIPS!!! (516)944-6497

Handyman For Weekends Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday Mete Cell 631-664-5560 After 3:30pm

Main Street, 2nd floor Office space available

550 and 570 Sq Ft ...can combine ! 6331-662-8398

Private flute/ piccolo instruction: Highly qualified teacher with over 15 years experience. Ages 7- 77. Specializing in beginners, NYSMA preparation and college auditions. Come on, you always wanted to play an instrument! 631-553-4353

A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! 63 31-728-8955



26 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenance (631) 725-1249

A. Best Firewood. All good seasoned hardwood. $200/ cord. Half cords available. Fast, free delivery!! 631-258-9509 631-727-3892


7am to 6pm Monday to Friday 9am to 4pm Saturday

Arborvitae, 4-12 ft. 6 Ft. Privet $25 6-7 Ft.Cypress $75 Bulk Discounts Available

Financial Services

Fitness Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings. Quality Wood Shutters Make All The Difference... Exterior & Interior. Full Painting & Hardware. All Types & Sizes Delivered Right to Your Door! Free Brochure (203)245-2608



Openings, Closings, Rentals Cleaning & Restoration Services


WHOLESALE TREES All Species and Sizes Available. Pest and Disease Control Programs. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization and Property Maintenance Prog grams.

Sag Harbor:4500 Sq.Ft indoor/ outdoor selling space. Newly renovated. High visibility. Excellent parking. Apartment available 631-725-7189 Shelter Island: Charming. Two commercial stores for lease. High traffic area, great visibility. Located on historic rt. 114 Immediate occupancy. 260 sq. ft. @ $750.00 1000 sq. ft. @ $1700 per month. One year minimum lease. Inquiries call mark 646.942.8307 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Office for Rent - 700 sq.ft., 2nd floor Main Street. $1,700/mo including heat.*Call MORLEY JR. 631-283-3100, Ext 22*

Condos/Co-Ops CALL TOM MAC (631) 725-1249 Our 26th Year.


Westhampton Beach Pied-a-tiere 1BR, 1 Bath Furnished Condo W/D, AC, Walk All, MD- LD $13,000. Elliot Gallin Owner/ Broker 631-766-5635

Center Moriches 4 room, ground floor, yard, utilities included, no smoking/ pets. 1st & security $1,400. 631-878-9028 Cell 631-974-4497.

Out Of Town


3 bedroom, 2 bath. 2nd floor with ocean view.

East Quogue Village. Main Street. 1 office available in professional building. Call for appointment. 631-653-9124. Hampton Bays: 3600 Sq.Ft. Metal building, heated, Plus 500 Sq.Ft. office with Bathroom. 4100 Sq.Ft. total. $3000/ month. 1200 Sq.Ft. Workspace with 200 Sq.Ft. office. Total 1400 Sq.Ft. $1100/ month 516-456-0991. Hamptons Waterfront Restaurant. Unique ocean and bay views. Large seating capacity. All new equipment. New building. Large parking lot. Turnkey.

Puerto Rico Rincon

Pool, full kitchen, AC units inn bedrooms, ceiling fan, Cable TV, Stereo, DVD player. If you need extra room/ space, also available for rent in the same building is 1st floor unit: 3 bedroom, 2 bath furnished (same as 2nd floor unit). All located within a gated community. Available President's Week, Easter Vacation and Ap p ril Spring Break.


Also available weekly and monthly.

Jamesport Main Street. Ideal storefront for real estate, law office, retail, restaurant. 1,200 square feet. Village center zoning, Newly renovated. Great visibility! 631-722-3834

Please call Lynn at 631-725-2153 or e-mail for rates and availability.

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Rent / Option to Buy AMAGANSETT Ocean view contemporary. 5 bedroom, 5 1/2 baths, 1 car garage, central air, beautifully landscaped with 65’ gunite lap pool, Moments away from beach, shopping, $3.195,000 Also availablle Monthly, Weekly, Seasonal 631-375-0708 Exclusive Brown Harris Stevens Darcy Rodriguez

Rooms Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

Summer Rentals

Amagansett WALK TO OCEAN Privacy

5 bedrooms, 6 Baths Central Air Conditioning New, professional gourr met kitchen. Piano, Jacuzzi, heated Pool, lawn and gardens. Near tennis!

Available weekly off seasonn; MD-LD $82,000. Call for monthly rates. ...ALSO available for extended season or yearly! 631-267-20288

Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s, For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ 646-369-4106 Amagansett: 4 Bedrooms, 2 baths, blocks to private beach. $8,000 for June, $10,000 for July, $12,000 for August. Contact: Shawn @ 914-438-9068

Summer Rentals

EAST HAMPTON 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Charming cottage, deck, outdoor shower, screened porch. Stroll to bay Season $14,000. 917-714-6432 631-324-8739 Baiting Hollow Waterfront Long Island’s North Fork Renovated 2 bedroom 2 bath, 3000 sq ft Condo, Exxclusive Golf Club setting with views from every room! Beach, Pool, Tennis, Jacuzzi Bath, living room m, dining room, fireplace, wrap-around balcony, private parking spot Open House every weekend $1,800 0/ week plus utilities. Cynthia 917-439-6549 owner

East Hampton - WATERFRONT 4 Bedroom, 2 Baths CAC Furnished Mint Chalet Inspired Home with Heated Pool. Lions Head Beach Community. Canoe Included! $45k MD-LD Call Nathan, LSA 516-424-1404 EAST HAMPTON Beautiful 3 bedrooms, 3 bath. 1-1/2 acres, AC. heated pool, CA August 1st- September 7th. $15,000 (212)866-2718 EAST HAMPTON CLEARWATER BEACH 3 bedrooms, 2 bath saltbox. Heated pool, air conditioning, very privatee. MD-LD $22,000 (516)680-2811

Bridgehampton Beach House. 4 Bedrooms. 3-minute walk to ocean. Dock w/ canoe, A/C. Privacy. Amazing location! 212-794-1000 East Hampton Dune Alpin Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus Bridgehampton. 4 Bedroom, 3 sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 bath, 2 private acres. Great Baths, central air. pool and family home with pool and large tennis. Bike to ocean. Walk to deck. Pretty landscaping. Lots of Red Horse. MD-LD $40,000 lawn. Terrific master suite with Owner 212-228-9678 double jacuzzi. 2 story great 631-537-7519 room with beamed ceiling. Minutes to Hampton Classic, EAST HAMPTON Sag Harbor, Ocean Beaches. MD-LD: $39,000. July-LD NEW CONTEMPORARY $37,000. 917-797-8838. Spacious Bright Open 28 x 26 GREAT ROOM Bridgehampton/Watermill Five Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths Heated pool, Deck, Patio “Treetops” Central Air, Fireplace Stunning 180 hilltop ocean, Beautifully Landscaped golf view from every room! MD-LD, $39,000 Secludeed, luxurious 4 bed631-331-7857 room, 3.5 bath with 2 story poolhouse/studio, billiard room, piano, heated poo ol, spa and outdoor shower East Hampton village fringe. 2 with extensive multidecks bedroom, 1 bath. $20,000 sumon 4 plus wooded acres mer. Year round $25,500. including golf option!! +utilities. 917-613-8521 July $25,000, August $30,000, Both $50,000. Photos available 631-537-9466 for the perfect sum m mer!


Aquebogue-North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096

Summer Rentals

CLICK.... STARHAMPTON.COM 631-288-5450

East Hampton, North-West, Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Asking $12,000 MD-LD 631-324-4979 East Hampton. New 4500 sf exquisitely decorated post modern acre plus facing preserve. 40 ft great room, 2 dens, 3 fireplaces, 5.5 baths, private 1st floor master wing, 3 guest bedrooms, chef's kitchen/ breakfast, sprawling deck/ patio, heated Bisazza- detail pool sound system, 8 TVs, wireless internet. Must be seen! July- LD: $125,000; July $65,000; August- LD: $70,000 Includes weekly maid, pool, landscape service (516)987-4433 Can e-mail photos

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

East Hampton. New 5,000 square feet, decorated post- modern, 2 acres, 4 bedrooms, 5 baths, den, library, living room, chef’s kitchen, 3 car garage. MD-LD $70,000, year- round $90,000 includes weekly pool and landscaping service. (631)747-6826

Hampton Country 631-537-2000

Hampton Sales and Rentals Cottages to Castles 1-800-870-0474

East Hampton Village Fringe Newly renovated! Contemporary convenient to Ocean beaches. 4 bedrooms), 3 bathrooms, open floor plan with vaulted ceiling, skylights and fireplace, eat-in-kitchen, 20x50 Heated pool. Summer 2008 $55,000. Folio# 4606 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

East Quogue 2- 3 bedroom with pool walk to all $14,500

East Hampton/ Sag Harbor Eager Renter seeking tenant for contemporary saltbox with 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, lovely heated pool, outdoor shower, CAC, fireplace and extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. A bargain! Must see at $35,000 for February through September. 212-229-8053

East Hampton - 3,200 square ft. Post Modern set on private road & close to village. First floor Master Suite w/ FPL & Jacuzzi tub/sep. shower, Gourmet kitchen w/top of the line appliEAST HAMPTON: adorable 4 ances, Laundry rm, den, formal dining room, living room w/ bedroom cottage .Close to all, MD-LD . $22,000 516-982-6186 FPL, 2nd floor features Junior Master suite w/ Jacuzzi/sep. East Hampton: Furnished, shower & 2 add'l bedrooms & 1Bedroom, walk to beach. bath. 2-car garage & 550sf. boPrivate, no smoking, $7500 nus room. Gunite pool & spa. Season/ $1500 year round Mahogany decking, Memorial Includes all 646.729.6875 Day to Labor Day $55,000. July to Labor Day $42,000. July East Hampton: Studio, new $20,000. August to Labor Day furnished, private. MD-LD $28,000. Weekly $5,300. Will $6000 season, or $1000 per consider extended season. month year round. 646-729-6875 Folio#16089. Call Anthony Hayes at 516-768-8037. Hampton Bays Waterfront, 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath, 3300 sq. ft Sagaponack South - 2 private home on bay, sandy beach, tenacres, Traditional Hamptons nis,heated endless pool, much home offers 7 bedrooms, 7 baths, more, 60k MD-LD Heated pool, gym & home theaHampton Bays New 4 bedroom tre. Close to Ocean! July - Labor 3.5 bath,near bay and ocean Day 2008 $190,000. July $17,000 MD-LD $90,000. August-LD $100,000. Hampton Bays Waterfront, 3 September 2008 $40,000. Folio# bedroom 1 bath private beach 5786. Call Amy Unangst cottage $17,000 MD-LD 631-334-0552. Hamptons Coastal Realty 631-728-8877. Sag Harbor - Bay 5 bedrooms, Cell# 631-365-3828 3.5 baths 3,000 sq.ft. with teak decking, pool. Nicely appointed. MD-LD $70,000. July-LD Hampton Country $60,000, July $30,000 Real Estate August-LD $35,000. Folio 19 Corwith Avenue, #5405 Call Lally Mockler at Bridgehampton 516- 971-6002 631-537-2000 Wainscott - Walk to Jitney! Brr idgehampton - Desirable Lo- Bike to Ocean! 4 bedrooms, including Master with whirlpool, cation! 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Living rm w/ fireplace, heated central air, 20x40 pool with pool, garage, outdoor shower & sheer decent waterfall, Pristine, deck w/ bbq, private! Memorial just move in! Memorial Day Day to Labor Day $41,000. An- Labor Day $49,500. Annually nually $51,000. Folio# 19139. $60,000. Folio# 1093. Call Amy Call Amy Unangst at Unangst at 631-334-0552 631-337-0552. Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection Bridgehampton South - FabuCottages to Castles lous Modern 4 bedroom, 2.5 1-800-870-0474 bath, pool, private grounds, walk to Ocean Beach. Folio# 5783. Hampton Bays Studio beach Memorial Day -Labor Day pool $3,300 plus $90,000. July-Labor Day $75,000. Call Amy Unangst at Hampton Bays 1 bedroom Cot631-334-0552. tage with loft beach pool $6,600 Bridgehampton Village SOH Hampton Bays 2 bedroom cot2,000 sq.ft. home 3bedrooms, tage with loft beach pool $7,700 1.5bath plus garage/ studio, tennis. July-Aug $30,000 Folio Hampton Bays 4 bedroom 2 #4286 Call Lally Mockler at bath home with private apart516- 971-6002 ment $14,500 long season Sagaponack - One story 2,500 Hampton Bays 6 bedrooms 3 sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, baths hot tub pool $28,000 CAC, handicap accessible. Folio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Year Hampton Bays 7 bedroom postRound $65,000. Call Lally modern 4 baths inground pool Mockler at 516- 971-6002 volleyball walk to ocean$ 34,000

Southampton Brand new postmodern 5 bedrooms 4 baths pool $35,00 Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Quogue - Private Contemporary with five bedrooms and five baths, heated pool with child safe fence, Har Tru Tennis court. $49,000.00 MD-LD. Quogue - Canal Front Gem with four bedrooms and three baths, stone's throw to ocean ROW, $40,000.00 July-L.D. Quogue - Pristine Contemporary with four bedrooms and three baths, heated pool and all weather tennis court, $25,000.00 August-L.D. Jamesport. Charming cottage. 2 bedrooms. Available April -Oct., LD-MD, monthly, or weekly. Contact MATTITUCK: New 3 bedroom cabin in the woods, 2 Bath, CAC, Fireplace. All amenities. Half Acre with Dock space. $9000 per month. Weekly available. 718-815-9856 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 Southampton Condo - Carefree Getaway! Relax and enjoy, pool and tennis amenities, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, fireplace, patio, central air. MD - LD $26,000 Watt er Mill - Private Contemporary! Conveniently accessible to beaches, shopping, transportation. Fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, a/c units, garage, pool. MD - LD $35,000 Southampton Village - Convenient Summertime Comfort! Open living and dining, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, awning deck, heated pool. MD - LD $40,000 Southampton Village - Deluxe Mediterranean Escape! Light, bright, open and airy, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, garage, heated pool. MD - LD $50,000 Quogue - 4 Bedroom, 3 Baths CAC Upscale Furnished Contemporary on One Acre with Heated Pool & Tennis Court. $60k MD-LD Call Nathan, LSA 516-424-1404 Remsenburg. Best deal. Charming 3 bedroom, 2 bath, heated pool, air conditioning. Season $24,000. (646)242-5352

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Summer Rentals

Sag Harbor Village - Summer Rental

Southampton Village

One of only a few large houses available in the Village. Amazing restoration of 5 Bedrooms, 5.5 baths within walking distance to the shops and restaurants of the village, parks, pond and 10 minutes to Ocean. 40 x 18 gunite pool and separate self contained pool house (with shower, toilet and kitchenette), all on shy acre. Kitchen/ breakfast room, family room, study, front parlor and entrance vestibule, master to second floor with outside deck, second master to first floor, west facing covered porches to rear over looking grounds and pool area, separate garage.

Beautiful 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air conditioning, new heated gunite pool in gated compound.

$115,000. MD-LD. Contact Bob 917-885-9650 or 631-899-9073 E-mail:

Walk to beach and village shopping. Jacuzzi, gourmet kitchen,

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Sag Harbor 2 bedroom near village, beach. MD-LD $15,000. 516-459-9598


Sag Harbor hideaway. 5 bedroom post- modern home with heated pool, multiple decks, dual fireplace, comfortable master suite, CAC, beautiful gardens, minutes to town and Long Beach. June & July multiple terms available. (516)622-5360 Sag Harbor Waterfront Large 1BR facing pool, pond and cove. Private entrance. Dock available. MD-LD includes utilities, wireless internet. Walk to town & tennis. $14,250. 212-732-2451 Sag Harbor, Great 4/ 5 BR Waterfront Summer Rental! See for more info. (631)745-8590 Sag Harbor. Charming sunny 1 bedroom furnished apt.. Close to village, beach. MD- LD $7000, includes all. 631-725-6030. Sagaponack, just North. 4 bedroom, 4 bath, heated pool. GREAT LOCATION! Opposite po ond. $70,000 MD- September 14th (516)658-3861

BRIDGEHAMPTON/ SAGAPONACK 4600 sq. ft. Traditional, 5 BR, 3.5 baths, 3 car garage, CAC, heated gunitee pool. Near beaches & villages. MD-LD $89,000. Extended season or year round available. 631-267-6182 631-276-3317 SOUTHAMPTON Secluded Estate. 8 Bedrooms, 4.5 Baths, Heated pool/ Jacuzzi, Tennis. Weekends/ Weekly. 516-496-2339

Elegant renovation. Brand new furnishings.

Shinnecock Area 5 BR, 4.5 BA, 5 TVs, CAC, Beamed ceilings @ G reat Room with fireplace, 25' X 50' Heated Pool with Poolhouse and Gazebo. Extensive Decking. Features Swedish Sauna with sho ower, Home Gym with Wetbar. Sprawling 1 Acre. Quiet Location. By Owner. Month of July or August $1 13,000/month July 1 to August 31 $24,000 May 24 -Sep 1 (Labor Day) $28,000 Cell: 718-541-8915 PH : 718-745-6806 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Walk or bike to village and beach. 3+ Bedrooms, 3 Baths, outdoor shower, heated pool, central air, decorator interiors, wireless internet MD-LD $60,000. 631-283-5675

SOUTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool, jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. landsccaped, IMMACULATE! $3,000 weekly or $12,000 monthly. Call: (631)283-4583 or Cell: (631)807-7907 Southampton Shores. 3 bedroom house, 2 bath, private beach, tennis, marina. MD-LD $20,000, July- LD $15,000 (516)805-1579

MD-LD $58,000 July $25,000

Summer Rentals Southampton: Privacy! 3 Bedroom, 2.5 bath, in ground pool, central air, decking. No neighbors! Walk to Tennis and day care. Available: July $11,000, August-LD $12,000. MD-LD $23,000. Doug 917-478-7774. E-mail: Southampton: Waterfront Condo. 1 bedroom, 1 bath with loft, dock, pool. Beautifully renovated! MD-LD $18,000 Leave message (516)671-8159 SPRINGS: ARCHITECT HOUSE. 2 bedrooms, 2 bath, huge kitchen. Tons of glass. Lap pool. Central A/C. July, $11,500. August 1 - Labor Day, $14,500. July 1 - Labor Day, $25,000. 212-966-0865. Suzy Fallon P roperty Marketing Expert Prudential Douglas Elliman RE cell 631.495 5.4122 office 631-298-6145

Private Beach Community – Cottage Rental with Bay Views! Newly renovated one Labor Day: $35,000 bedroom (sleeps six) with delightful granite & stainless steel 1-800-420-4422, Pin 88 kitchen, hardwood thru-out, flat screen tv, cable, new tile & ceramic bath, bayviews, flagstone Southampton Village Two patio with barbeque and outdoor Houses By Owner: First “green” shower. Across from sandy bay house on the block! Under con- beach, a bike ride to playground, struction, brand new! 4 bedpark, tennis & marina! Suzy rooms, 4.5 bath, cathedral ceilFallon 631.495.4122 www.Suzyings, black walnut wood floors, Prudential Douglas soaking tub, steam shower & Elliman RE master bath, woodburning fireplace. Beautifully furnished. Nassau Point Summer Rental – Gunite 18x36 heated pool, gaBaybluff Spectacular location rage and poolhouse. Solar panwith dramatic views and fabueling for electric & geothermal lous sunsets from a comfortable, pump for hot water. VERY airy bayfront home overlooking LOW UTILITIES. MD-LD Peconic Bay, Robins Island and $90,000. Also available year New Suffolk. Privacy and secluround or by month. Second sion come with this charming home: Spacious 4,200 sq ft cefive bedroom, three full baths, dar shingle 4-5 bedroom, 4.5 fully equipped with gas grill, bath, 10-foot coffered ceilings, outdoor furniture & shower, cacrown and base molding ble tv, and modern appliances. throughout, chef’s kitchen fully Rates for July $24K, August equipped with 2 dishwashers, $25K, August to Labor Day wine cooler 48-inch Viking, 2 $26,500, July to Labor Day fireplaces. Designer decorated. $50K. Suzy Fallon 631 495-4122 Fire pit, gunite pool with spa, Prudential Douglas Elliman 631 poolhouse, garage, plush land298-6145 scaping. MD-LD $120,000. Also available year round or by Wainscott, East Hampton: month. 917-299-6670 Photos funished apt near ocean, $20,000 available on request. Summer, $24,000 Year Round. August through

Southampton- Post modern, 4 bedroom, 3 full bath, heated pool, CAC, 2 car garage, first floor master, on a cul-de-sac, great location. MD-LD $49,000. 631-287-0528 Southampton. New custom built home. 4 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms. Includes pool and all amenities. Property surrounded by preserve with miles of walking trails. $125,000. 631-988-8710. Southampton: Condo. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, den. Immaculate sunny granite throughout. Tennis, pool. MD-LD $20,000 (631)259-2026

631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a

Summer Rentals Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughoout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Lan n dscaped. Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage.

Summer Rentals Westhampton Beach. 5 bedrooms, 5 baths. New. High ceilings, stainless/ granite kitchen. Heated pool, child fence. Large dining room. Walk to town, July $16,500, August $18,500. 917-617-1235. Westhampton Beach. Yardarm condos. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, oceanfront on Dune Rd. Available for July only $14,000 (914)497-7855 Westhampton Beach/ Quogue Gorgeous, new, private, 1 bedroom apartment, tastefully furnished, all amenities, HVAC, patio. No smoking/ pets. $12,000 covers everything. 516-456-5776 Leave message. WESTHAMPTON Country Cottage MD-LD $21,000 Year Round $2,300 Private road, 1+ acre, bike to beach, fully furnished 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths, washer/ dryer.

MD-LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 3 million

Email: Cell 917-821-9991

Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell

Westhampton Dunes. Dune Road. Lovers’ cottage. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Newly decorated June $12,000; July $13,000; August 1- September 15 $15,000. Whole season $36,000. 516-292-5887.


STAR HAMPTON REALTY 631-288-5450 631-728-0263

WESTHAMPTON 6 bedroom, 6 bath post-modern. Pool, tennis court, volleyball. MD D-LD $38,000 (631)764-8045



Westhampton Beach OCEANFRONT - DUNE RD Newly renovated 1 BR Co Op Heated pool. Bay access for Kayak or Sunfish. MD-LD $25,000

Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities.

June - July $20,000 Weekly or weekends.

WATER MILL Beautiful Fourteen Hills Court Area Private wooded 3 Acres, 3 Bedrooms/ 2 Bath CAC, Heated Gunite Pool, Huge deck. Full Summer Plus $39,000 (917 7) 642-3228

Call Owner 631-325-89288

Westhampton Beach Charmer. 3 plus bedrooms, 1.5 baths, outdoor shower. Walk or bike to village and beach. Perfect for families. MD - LD $25,000, July - Aug. $15,000, Aug. - LD $12,000. 917-586-7477. Westhampton Beach, Beautiful Waterfront Studio. Includes Tennis/ Pool/ Beach/. Weekly, monthly, Seasonal. Reasonable. 845-558-1889, 201-934-0878.

Owner 212-579-4964

Winter Rentals Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Quoguue Waterfront - three bedrooms two baths, OHW heat, $1,500.00/month

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Year-Round Rentals

Year-Round Rentals

Southampton Village. Furnished 1 bedroom cottage, beautiful grounds, February, March, April. $950 monthly, heat included. (212)947-9259

HAMPTON BAYS Large 1 BR basement. New carpeting/ paint. Walk to bay. No smokers/ pets. $1,150 includes utilities/ cable! Rob 631-603-4233.

Hampton Country Real Estate 631-537-2000

Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474

Southampton/ Wainscott. Fully furnished studios from $800 per month. All utilities included. Call 631-537-2900 or email

Hampton Bays, Unfurnished year round studio apartment in private home. walking distance to beach, 1 person only, non smoker/ no pets. Rent includes heat, water, and electric, $900 mo + 1 month security. 631-728-2718 Avail March 1

North Haven Waterviews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - Brand New Construction, Beautifully furnished, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen with top of the line amenities, 4,000sf. of living space, fireplace, Heated gunite pool , Crawl to the beach. Annually $130,000. Folio# 17790. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Flanders almost new 4 bedrooms 2 baths 1/2 acre $2,200 plus

Year-Round Rentals BELLPORT VILLAGE 1 bedroom, living room with fireplace. Historic district. $1,000/ month, excluding utilities. 631-949-5737 Center Moriches / Manorville 1 bedroom apartment ~ NICE SETTING ~ Private entrancee & parking $850 ...includes ALL ! 631-878-6789 CENTER MORICHES BAY FRONT SPECTACULAR VIEWS 2/ 3 bedrooms, 2-1/2 baths. No smoking/ pets. $2,275 moonthly. (516)381-1096 East Hampton 5 bedroom house, walk to town situated on 3/4 acre. Year round or Summer. $3200/ month. Owner 516-635-8437 East Hampton/ Clearwater Beach. Beautifully renovated 3 bedroom, 2 bath. New kitchen and baths, wonderful yard. Walk to bay beach. $2,400 monthly unfurnished. (631)418-6715 East Quogue 2 bedroom apartment, like new, private entrance. No pets, no smoking. $1,400/ month +utilities. Call Tom 631-278-5872 EAST QUOGUE 5 BR, 3.5 Baths, Fireplace, Pool, CAC, Central vac Bright & Cheery $2500// month 631-902-9980

Hampton Bays. 3 bedroom 1.5 bath ranch. living room with fireplace. EIK, full basement with washer/ dryer. Central air. Walk to town and schools. $2,000 month plus utilities. 631-728-1271.

Sag Harbor-Year Round! 4 bdrm, 3 bth, living room with vaulted ceiling and fireplace, pool, and finished basement, year round $60,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777

Hampton Bays: Immaculate 1 bedroom apartment, air conditioning, wood floors, close to beaches. $1,100 monthly utilities included. Available March 15th. (631)287-4552

Sagaponack - One story 2,500 sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, CAC, handicap accessible. Folio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Year Round $65,000. Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002

Hampton Bays: Rent with op- Southampton--Year round immaculate home. tion to buy! 2 bedroom updated 3Bedrooms/1Bath with fireplace, cottage near beach. Skylights. $1,650 monthly. (631)965-0839 deck, yard, garage. $2500./month Perfect for college Hampton Bays: House for Rent. professor! Folio 17482 Call Single Family 2,700 square foot, Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147. 2 story, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, half Southampton- Northside Hills renovated basement, washer/ winner! Over 4,500 sqft of livdryer. No pets. $2,750 plus utilities, first month and security ing space. Features 5 bdrms, 5.5 bths, htd pool and so much more. deposit required. Call Year Round $125,000. folio 631-905-4243 5888 Call Angela Boyer-Stump Hampton Country Real Estate 917-207-7777 19 Corwith Avenue Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 Brid d gehampton - Desirable Location! 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Living rm w/ fireplace, heated pool, garage, outdoor shower & deck w/ bbq, private! Memorial Day to Labor Day $41,000. Annually $51,000. Folio# 19139. Call Amy Unangst at 631-337-0552.

Bridgehampton South- Walk to the village, top location!, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, htd. gunite pool, pool house, lush grounds. Newly renovated. A must see! East Quogue: 3 bedroom, 1 bath $89,000 annually. Folio#18610. renovated home. $1600 a month Call Amy Unangst at Hamptons Coastal Realty 631-334-0552. 631-728-8877 or 631-365-3828 East Hampton Village - Centrally located & close to Village, Flanders/ Bay View Pines. 3 Walk or Bike! 4 bedrooms, 2.5 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, living room with fireplace, hardwood floors, baths, central air, living room with fireplace, garage. Terrific garage, full basement, washer/ Family home! Offered Unfurdryer. $1,900 monthly plus nished Annually at $55,000.Foutilities. 631-728-1271 lio# 5410. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Flanders: 3 Bedroom, 2 bath house for rent. $1800 month. East Hampton Village Fringe Quiet a necessity, no pets, no Newly renovated! Contemposmoking. 516-456-7137 rary convenient to Ocean beaches. 4 bedrooms, 3 bathGREENPORT: 3 Bedroom rooms, open floor plan with ranch ,1 bath, LR, EIK, DW, Laundry Room, CAC, Excellent vaulted ceiling, skylights and fireplace, eat-in-kitchen, 20x50 Condition. No Pets. Walk to town, $1,800/ Month +utilities, Heated pool. Annually $70,000. Security/ References. Folio# 4606 Call Amy Unangst 631-275-3577 631-276-6753 631-334-0552

Year-Round Rentals

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Westt hampton - Three bedrooms, one and a half baths, OHA heat $1,800.00/ month Montauk. Tudor Garden Cottage. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, private garden. Available February 1st. $1,700 plus utilities. 10 minute walk to ocean, town. Pets okay. Alison 1-800-873-5673 ext. 208. NOYAC Large studio, furnished, with full bath, kitchen, fireplace. Utilities included. $1,250/ month. Available March 1 310-795-1513

Year-Round Rentals Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Mint condition! Yearly, monthly, Rent or Sale from January. 347-645-3315, Southampton. Studio, large, attractively furnished, with kitchenette, full bath, cable, CAC. Private entrance, patio, parking. $950 monthly. (516)369-0745. References please. Suzy Fallon P roperty Marketing Expert Prudential Douglas Elliman RE cell 631.495 5.4122 office 631-298-6145 Aquebogue 1BR Cottage $850/ mo Cute as a button & waiting for you. Great location near all Riverhead shopping & attractions.Security & references req. Mattituck Studio $900/ mo. Open, sunny studio w/ private entrance & outside patio in Captain Kidd Estates. Walk to beautiful LI Sound beach. Security & references, please.

Sag Harbor Large 2 bedroom near school and close to town. Walking distance to the beach. $1,800. No pets, no smoking. Suitable two. 3 bedroom summer rental also available $20,000 Laurel Cottage for Rent $950/ month Pint-Sized Perfecseason. 631-725-7705 or tion! Spotless, Squeaky-Clean 631-764-7667 1Br Cottage, Like-New Appliances In EIK & Large Full Bath/Laundry. Suitable For SAG HARBOR Year-Round Or Weekenders. Studios Summer Rental Rates Also 1, 2, 3 bedroom houses and Available. In the Quaint Hamlet Of Laurel. Credit, References & apartments available Security required. Contact Southampton Villa - South of for Suzy 631-495-4122 Prudential the Highway: 5,300 sq.ft. of livweekend, weekly, Douglas Elliman ing space, living room, sitting monthly, seasonal and room, formal dining room, casWainscott, East Hampton: ual dining area, 2 fireplaces, long term/ year-round funished apt near ocean, $20,000 eat-in kitchen, 6 bedrooms, 4.5 from $800 to $2,500 monthly Summer, $24,000 Year Round. baths, a heated pool, tennis, 3 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. car garage and breathtaking pond a views. Available Annually Owner 631-903-2823 $250,000. Folio #2256. Call Westhampton 2 br ranch , fireAmy Unangst at 631-334-0552. place, basement . $1,600. month Sag Harbor Village: 2 bedroom, . Broker 631-335-1996 Hampton Sales and Rentals 1 bath apt. in old Federal house, East End’s largest selection Westhampton Beach: Newly no pets. $1,800 plus utilities. 1-800-870-0474 renovated, 3 BR, 2 bath house, (631)725-1743 above ground pool, close to all, Hampton Bays Studio apartno smoking. $2,500 plus utilities, Sag Harbor/ Noyac. 2 bedment $800 all neg. 631-864-3111 rooms, 1 new bath, granite, stainless steel appliances, Hampton Bays 1 bedroom washer/ dryer, fireplace, charm- Westhampton. Newly newly renovated $1,100 all ing fenced in yard. Walk to Long renovated partially furnished 3 bedroom apartment $1,800 Beach. $2,200 monthly or Hampton Bays 2 bedroom MD-LD $20,000 516-359-7272 includes cable and utilities home garage basement $1,600 631-288-3190 plus Sag Harbor: Renovated, walk to town, full kitchen, living area, Hampton Bays 3 bedroom 2.5 Commercial washer/ dryer, AC, Excellent bath $2,000 plus condition, 1 or 2 bedroom. JAMESPORT— Gorgeous, East Quogue Large studio patio 631-725-7189 private, rural. Two parcels, $875 all East 2 ponds, 4.59 acres, 300’ Main SAG HARBOR: Village, 4 Road frontage, retail buildable. East Quogue Water view 1 bed- Bedroom, 2 Bath, fenced yard. 2 cottages. Great for horses! eat in kitchen, DR/ LR, laundry, room cottage $1,100 plus $1.45M or will sell separately dishwasher, $2500. Must see! Owner 631-722-3160 East Quogue Completely reno- 631-725-0199 vated 3 bedroom home garage Southampton Cove. New quiet Riverhead: Renovated office fireplace $1,800 1/4 acre. Walk to beach. 3- 4 building with legal second floor apartment. On-site parking, East Quogue 4 bedroom 3 bath bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Master Handi-capped accessible, near to basement walk to all $2,300 plus suite with huge walk-in closet. Energy star appliances. Full courts, county center, town hall Flanders mini estate completely basement with outside entrance. etc. $435,000. Bob Pace 848-2345. Coldwell Banker Bagrenovated 3 bedrooms 2.5 baths Lots of storage. $2990/ month Owner 631-259-2470. shaw Realty. MLS # 2026618 basement $2,00 plus

Condos/Co-Ops Arthur & Robin Team Condo & Co-op Specialists Waterfront Hampton Bays 2 Bedrooms starting at $279,00 00 Boat dock, pool, tennis, bay beach #72861 WHB Oceanfront Apartments 1 bedrooms starting at 000 $345,0 2 bedrooms starting at $625,000 Pool, tennis, ocean beaches, bay views Main Street WHB Village 2 bedroom with private deck $425,000 #71479 Coldwell Banker P restigious Properties 148 Main Street Westhampton Beach 631-793-4437 m

SOUTHAMPTON CONDO Brand new end unit. Master suite/ bath, LR w/ fplc, DR, kitchen, half bath, plus 2 BR full bath. Full basement, CAC, deck, pool. $899,000. Park Ridge Realty 631-737-0504 Westhampton Pines , The only unit available overlooking the pine barrens . Many fine upgrades , Asking $649k Broker 631-335-1996

Homes BROOKHAVEN HAMLET: Waterfront. Walk to bellport village. 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 baths. New custom farm ranch. 3/4 Acre. 160 feet of Dock. 20 x 40 inground pool. $999,000 or Rent at $4000/ month. 631-665-1500 Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue Southold-Cedar Farmhouse W ith Residential/Office Zoning Perfect for professional office/with separate living space. Walking distance to Village and NYC transportation. 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, detached 2-car garage. Great investment!!! Exclusive #15792 $499,000. Nancy Cervelli 631-680-2296. Riverh head-Spacious Colonial-Exceptional Value Located on quiet cul-de-sac. Open floor plan, wood floors, formal DR and LR. Country kitchen, great room/fireplace. Master bedroom suite, three additional bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Exclusive #55764 $569,000. Nancy Cervelli 631 1-680-2296.

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Southampton. Large corner unit with 3 bedrooms and 2.5 baths flooded with light. new gourmet kitchen landscaped grounds with pool and tennis. Exclusive $750K F# 97423 / WEB# 54683

Southampton. A 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo boasting 2,350 sq. ft. pool and tennis. Exclusive $1.325M F# 97148 / WEB# 54199

Southampton. Totally renovated condo with 3 bedrooms and 3 baths in the heart of the village close to ocean beaches. Pool and tennis. Exclusive $1.099M F# 79889 / WEB# 47699

Aaron Curti 516.903.8406

Aaron Curti 516.903.8406 Ellen Lauinger 631.204.2617




Southampton. The Coventry, a 1,850 sq. ft. unit featuring a 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo. Recently updated. Move-in condition. Exclusive $729,995K F# 51290 / WEB# 55533

Southampton. 1 level home with second story loft, 2/3 bedrooms, 3 full baths. Motivated seller. Exclusive $895K F# 97801 / WEB# 55351

Sag Harbor. Renovated village co-op building for sale or 1 bedroom units starting at $429K. Exclusive $1.845M F# 79331 / WEB# 52433

Lorraine Marano 516.702.2290

Clare Tenkarian 631.725.4124




Sag Harbor. Sunsets. 34 ft. deck. Living room with fruitwood paneling, fireplace, lots of glass. 2 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Exclusive $999K F# 98460 / WEB# 21449

Southampton. 2 community tennis courts and pool. Outside deck 2 bedrooms, 2 baths; one with large Jacuzzi tub. Exceptional $585K F# 88896 / WEB# 53134

Southampton. New 3 bedroom, 3 bath, kitchen with granite countertops, full base, central air, GHA, central vacuum, stone fireplace. Exclusive $870K F# 97539 / WEB# 54870

Arlene Ball 631.899.0123

Alexis Mayer 516.380.6063

Carol Moyse 631.537.4115

Aaron Curti 516.903.8406

Aaron Curti 516.903.8406




The Corcoran Group is a licensed real estate broker. Owned and operated by NRT LLC. We are pledged to the letter and spirit of U.S. policy for the achievement of equal housing opportunity throughout the Nation. We encourage and support an affi affirmative rmative advertising and marketing program in which there are no barriers to obtaining housing because of race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin.

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WONDERFUL HOUSE WITH HOME OFFICE IN PLACE Sag Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 full and 2 half bath Post Modern on 1.1 acres in Sag Harbor School District. Light filled living room with cathedral ceiling, large eat-in kitchen, downstairs master with 3 bedrooms up. Fireplace, central air, central vacuum and forced hot air heat. Already in place is a great home office-reception, .5 bath and 3 office spaces. These could be used as workplace spaces or converted into additional living spaces and bedrooms in main house. Room for pool. Exclusive $1.195M F# 98578 / WEB# 10050 Cee Scott Brown 516.383.2011, Jack Pearson 516.457.7111

CHIC CONTEMPORARY WITH DISTANT WINTER WATERVIEWS Sag Harbor. Very stylish 2 bedroom, 2 bath beach house with all the modern conveniences: chef’s kitchen that is perfect for entertaining; dining room; den-study with fireplace, spacious living room with mid-century sensibilities; modern, sexy bathrooms; central air, hot tub and distant views of Noyac Bay from the front patio. .50 acre and room for pool. Very secluded and yet 3 minutes from Sag Harbor Village. Exclusive $995K F# 64278 / WEB# 53900 Cee Scott Brown 516.383.2011 Jack Pearson 516.457.7111

Corcoran’s Top Team on the East End Cee Scott Brown 516.383.2011

Jack Pearson 516.457.7111




The Corcoran Group is a licensed real estate broker. Owned and operated by NRT LLC. We are pledged to the letter and spirit of U.S. policy for the achievement of equal housing opportunity throughout the Nation. We encourage and support an affi affirmative rmative advertising and marketing program in which there are no barriers to obtaining housing because of race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin.

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Sagaponack. Just completed. 6,500 sq. ft. custom gambrel with 5 ensuite bedrooms on Sagg Pond with views of Atlantic ocean. Exclusive $6.995M F# 74729 / WEB# 40702

Water Mill. Surrounded by farmland ready late Summer 2008. 7,000 sq. ft. 6 bedroom home on 2 acres with pool and tennis. Exceptional $6.5M F# 98010 / WEB# 15383

Aaron Curti 516.903.8406

Aaron Curti 516.903.8406

Sag Harbor. Private setting with close to 6,500 sq. ft. of living space including 7 bedrooms, professional kitchen and fine appointments throughout. Builder’s own. Exclusive $3.995M F# 62302 / WEB# 47095 Aaron Curti 516.903.8406




Water Mill. Brand new with over 6,000 sq. ft. of living space. 6 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, movie theatre, wine cellar and elevator. Exclusive $3.995M F# 79082 / WEB# 47099

Southampton. Beautiful traditional with 5 bedrooms and open floor plan. Extensive detailing throughout. Landscaped grounds and gunite pool. Exclusive $2.595M F# 97654 / WEB# 55077

Water Mill. 5 bedroom, 6.5 bath gambrel on 1.9 acres. Custom details throughout, including finished lower level. Exclusive $2.995M F# 78033 / WEB# 45498

Aaron Curti 516.903.8406

Aaron Curti 516.903.8406 Barbara Sforza 631.807.3900

Aaron Curti 516.903.8406




Southampton. Grand 9300 sq.ft. home located just outside SH Village. 6 bedrooms, 8.5 baths. Gunite pool and poolhouse with bath and fireplace. Permit for tennis. Exclusive $4.45M F# 59361 / WEB# 29886

Water Mill. Double height living room with 5 bedrooms on 1.4 acres. Backs to Noyac Golf Club. Exclusive $1.199M F# 62814 / WEB# 48524

Water Mill. New construction on 2 acres with 6 bedrooms and 7.5 marble baths. Exclusive $3.695M F# 79123 / WEB# 47096

Aaron Curti 631.204.2605 Emily J Demone 631.204.2631

Aaron Curti 631.204.2605 Beth Marano 631.702.9233

Emily J Demone 631.204.2631 Sandra Griffin 631.204.2608




The Corcoran Group is a licensed real estate broker. Owned and operated by NRT LLC. We are pledged to the letter and spirit of U.S. policy for the achievement of equal housing opportunity throughout the Nation. We encourage and support an affi affirmative rmative advertising and marketing program in which there are no barriers to obtaining housing because of race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin.

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Hampton Bays: Waterfront, 4 bedroom 3.5 bath, 3300 sq. ft home on bay, sandy beach, tennis, private community on cul-de-sac, asking $1,950,000 Co-Exclusive Hampton Bays: Possible mother daughter, Totally Renovated 4 bedroom 3.5 bath, near bay and ocean $629k. Co-Exclusive Hampton Bays: New Construction in Squire Woods, 4 bedroom 2.5 bath on 1 acre in private community with inground pool $1,050,000. Co-Exclusive. Hamptons Coastal Realty 631-728-8877 or 631-365-3828

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000

2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Adirondack-like cottage, large enclosed porch, outdoor shower. Short stroll to bay. Great expansion possibility! Asking $475,000. 917-714-6432 631-324-8739 East Hampton Afordable housing 1983 Double Wide. Manufacured home,54’ x 24’ 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Sunroom. Starting price is $215,000 negotiable 631-871-3358 631-907-4096

East Hampton - Nature lover's paradise on over 3 private acres. Contemporary 3 bedrooms/2.5 baths. 2 living rooms, fireplace, heated pool, det. 2-car garage. Exclusive $1,350,000. Folio# 17425. Call Angela Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777

East Hampton Builder's Own Custom designed home offers 4,000sf. of gracious living & entertaining space. 5 bedrooms, 5 Hampton Country Real Estate baths, living room has fireplace, vaulted ceilings, bamboo floor19 Corwith Avenue, ing throughout, professional Bridgehampton kitchen, separate guest quarters, Tel. 631-537-2000 2.5 car garage, heated pool, enclosed porch with spa, full basement, CVAC and much more. Bridgehampton - New ConEAST HAMPTON struction - 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, Exclusive. $1,750,000. Folio# Treescape Condo 5,500 square foot shingled Tradi- 13969 Call Anthony Hayes at Open House tional on 1 acre with farmviews. 516-768-8037 Quiet location with many custom Sag Harbor - Easy living Turnkey, Excellent details, top of the line appliOpen and airy, 2,000 sq. ft. turncondition. Vaulted ceilings. ances, heated gunite pool, 2 car 4 bedrooms and 2 new bath- garage with many extras. Co-Ex- key one level home on quiet Sag Harbor cul de sac. Situated on rooms. Sunny and clusive $3,495,000. Folio# shy 2 acres with 3 bedrooms, 2 private inner unit. 15111 Call Lally Mockler at baths, large deck, beautiful stone x207 or 516-971-6002. FPL, CAC, plenty of room for Reduced to $713,000 pool and future expansion. Backs Bridgehampton - Just Listed! 516-627-0339 circa 1900's 5 bedroom (includ- up to preserve, very private. 631-329-29199 Only minutes from village and ing master suite with fireplace) beaches. Co-Exclusive. 4.5 bath Farmhouse on 1 acre. Sunday 2/17, 12 pm - 2 pm $1,299,000. Folio#15302. Call Property is accented by mature Monday 2/18, 11 am - 1 pm landscaping, sweeping lawns and Rob Camerino at 631-537-2000 or Amy Unangst at a gunite pool. Exclusive Re3 Mile Harbor Rd., Left on 631-334-0552. duced to $3,300,000. Call AnSpringy Banks, Left gela Boyer-Stump at on Treescape Dr., Southampton North Sea - Wa917-207-7777 Cluster #2 terfront 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, living room with fpl, 2 decks with Bridgehampton - Centrally located, Post Modern, 4 Bedrooms gorgeous views, lovely gardens. East Hampton: Saltbox, 3 bed- (1st floor Master with FPL), 3 $1,550,000.folio# 19047. Call room, 2 bath, skylight, nice con- baths, large eat-in kitchen with Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. dition, .6 acre. $640,000 or year cathedral ceilings, formal dining, Sh h elter Island - New Construcround rental 516-589-4427 open living room with vaulted tion! 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 1 ceiling & FPL, cac, htd pool, acre with private pond, permits Flanders: Private beach and outdoor decking & det. garage. for pool in place, Large Great boating community. 3 bdrm, 1 Lush landscaping, backs up to bath, needs tender loving care. private reserve & on private cul Room with fireplace, Eat-in kitchen w/ Top of the line appli$2500 credit towards new plyde sac. Exclusive $1,500,000. ances & fixtures, 2-zone central wood/ carpets. Spacious backFolio# 15711 Call Gayle air, two-car garage, enclosed yard. Bought for $340,000. Tudisco at 917-991-8731. porch, private beach access & Asking $250,000. 631-899-3876 Bridgehampton -Charming Tra- community tennis!. Offered at $1,795,000. folio# 18868 Call ditional- 4 bedroom 2.5 bath on HAMPTON BAYS 1/2 acre. Located conveniently in Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Bridgehampton with open Wainscott - South of the HighKitchen/Dining/Living area. Brand new perfect for a small family or cou- way: Close to Ocean Beaches, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, private flag custom 1 story. ple who love to entertain. room lot overlooking Ag Reserve. Exfor pool and garage. Exclusive 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, cellent Investment. $3,900,000. $940,000. Folio# 15604. Call country kitchen with h Rob Camerino at 631-902-6637 Folio# 18555 Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552 granite tops, fireplace, or Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. oak flooring, covered Hampton Sales and Rentals porch, decking, East Hampton- 3,200 sq. ft. East End’s largest selection Post Modern set on private road 1-800-870-0474 garage and basement. & close to village. First floor Master Suite with FPL, his/her East Quogue owner says "sell" Offered $535,0 000. walkin closets, private bath with Brand new post modern 3 beddbl. sinks & Jacuzzi tub. Top of room 2 baths still time to upthe line Gourmet kitchen,Laungrade your standards $449,000 Meadowlane Homes dry room, library, formal dining 631-728-7000 room & LR with FPL. Second Hampton Bays South of highfloor features Junior Master suite way 3 bedroom ranch fireplace & 2 add'l bedrooms & bath. 2 car deck new roof$349,900 HAMPTON BAYS: Luxurious garage & 550sf. bonus room. Flanders Bayview Pines one of Sunlit Home South of Highway. Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany the nicest streets walk to beach 2 All Amenities. Oversized Pool. decking. REDUCED TO bedroom ranch carport new 3/4 Lush Landscaped Acres. 2 $1,350,000. Exclusive. Folio# kitchen bath windows roof the Car Garage. Owner $550,000. 16089. Call Anthony Hayes at 516-768-8037. list goes on $259,000 631-741-7937.




North Fork/Baiting Hollow

Sag Harbor/Noyac. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Walk to beach, shops and restaurants. Minutes to town. $479,000. 718-359-8724.

JAMESPORT Landscapers paradise.


Georgeous rock walls and

Builder/ Investor Wanted!

flowering gardens. Gunite pool and hot tuu b. 4 bedroom, 4 baths and master suite. Granite kitchen. Finished basement with gym & sauna. Askiing $1,095,000

Call Dennis at

Waterfront. Views of LI Sound. Wet bar, gas fireplace, Heated IGP, waterrfall. Low taxes. Reduced 200K to $1,450,000 Move in before summer! Owner 631-930-6209 Noyac BOATERS DREAM! Deeded water access to Peconic

WHB Real Estate 631-288-0700 631-513-0394

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Quoggue - Newly Listed - Private contemporary with large open floor plan, five bedrooms, five and one half baths, granite kitchen, fireplace, two car garage, heated pool, har tru tennis court all on 1.3 acres, $1,525,000.00, Exclusive. Quogue -If you're looking for a wonderful retreat, this is it! This post modern home features 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths and plenty of space for a large family. There is a swimming pool, 2-car garage and located in a year round neighborhood on a beautiful acre of property. Asking $1,500,000. Quiogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and large deck and plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $445,000.00 Exclusive. Westhampton Beach - New Construction in the village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, swimming pool, screened-in porch, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, bonus room... Co-Exclusive Asking $1,195,000 Westhampton Waterfront- 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half baths, state of the art kitchen, service area, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage and catwalk to floating dock all on two acres of property asking price $3,200,000.00 Co-Exclusive. Manorville: Horse Country Incredible equestrian property. 18 rolling acres. Mint 3 bedroom farmhouse, 12 Stall barn with huge loft, Multiple paddocks. Asking $ 2.2 million Exclusive: Call Diane Candela (631) 759-0747

3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch on .46 acres Oil hot water heat Full basement Wood floors, brick fireplace

3 Bedrooms, 3/4 acre, borders golf course. Neeeds TLC. Don’t let this slip by! $699,000 negotiable. 631-433-0344 516-639-2416 Southampton Shores. 3 bedroom house, 2 bath, private beach, tennis, marina. $650,000 Owner/ salesperson (516)805-1579 Southampton Township Vintage Cottage waterviews, mooring rights $395,000 The Real Estate Shoppe Baa rbara 631-874-5400

Golf course use! Asking $599,000 Possible owner financing Iris Osborn McCoy & McCoy (631)537-0300, 631-537-0596

STEAL THIS HOUSE East Hampton - Northwest Newly renovated traditional, 3br / 2.5bath

Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach

Chef's kitchen,, lots of high-end features. Fabulous media room plus sun porch. Pool, walk to bay

Westhampton Beach First Offering, Condo Waterfront with dock, pool 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath $599,000 IN #55100

beaches, on reserve.

Westhampton South-of-highway 4 bedroom, 3 bath heated pool, pond $699,000. IN#52316

By owner 631-338-8455

Westhampton 4 bedroom pool, hot tub $835,000 IN#528800 Remsenburg 4 bedroom Traditional central air, pool $999,000 IN#41478 Westhampton Beach 83 feet Oceanfront 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath $1,895,000. IN#52315. Remsenburg Waterview, 3 acres 3 bedrooms, 3 bath gunite pool, pool house $2,799,000 0 IN#49509 Remsenburg 3 br 2 ba ranch , country kitchen ,garage,shy 1/2 acre ,priced at land value , reduced to $395k , Hurry ! b roker 631-335-1996

Now $825,000 (was $995,000)

The Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 Bridgehampton - Price Reduction Opportunity! Private 2.3 acre setting near “Bridge” and “Atlantic” golf courses. Comfortable 3 bedroom, 2 bath Main House, pool, oversized garage with huge artist studio. Exclusive $1,200,000 Shinnecock Hills - Private Hideaway! Multi-level contemporary, upper deck waterviews, open living, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, decks, heated pool and hot tub. Exclusive $799,000 Southampton - Value Priced Best Buy! Vaulted ceiling living, open dining, family room, brick fireplace, hardwood floors, tiled kitchen, 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, central air, garage, room for pool. Exclusive $625,000

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Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197

Bridgeh h ampton Waterfront - 1 acre, 150 ft. frontage, Build your dream home, permits in place! $3,195,000. Folio# 3762. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204

Quogue - South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00


Water Mill North

7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughoout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace,

Newly built, beautiful 5 bedrooms, 4 marble baths Post Modern with heated pool. Already rented for Summer 2008. Close to ocean and town $1,795,000 Call 917-301-2416 or 917-359-4991 Westhampton Dunes: Investment opportunity! Highly motivated seller wants offers! 1 acre lot, dock, boat slip. 5 bedroom 3 bath beach house, needs work. Asking $1,290,000. ALL SUFFOLK REALTY 631-801-2505

Central air, 2 wet bars.

Land Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Lan n dscaped. Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage.

East Hampton Clearwater Beach Cleared half acre with private beach and marina rights. $499,000 For Sale By Owner 917-971-7772

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000

For sale $5.3 3 million

Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell

Southampton Introducing vacant land opportunities! For a limited time, only 2 builder ready half acre lots in Southampton Meadows are being offered at $550,000 each. Be the first to take advantage of this first and only offering in this price point! Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777


G reat Opportunity! 6.5 Acres, Waterview, $495,000

Sag Harbor - Last of it's kind! .25 acre building lot; permits in-hand. Build you dream home Exclusive $485,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000.

P restige 64 Acre Vineyard w cottage $3,950,000

We work your hours! Dans’ Classifieds and Service Directory open: 7am-6pm Monday–Friday 9am-4pm Saturday 631-283-1000

sales also available 516-330-1941

18 Acre Farm, Riverhead, $595,000 23 Acre Farm/ Vineyard $699,000 Beautiiful lake front 6.5 acre, subdivideable, $850,000 Sound Front Estate site, 5 acres $1,590,000 Waterfront 1 Acre in elegant community $850,000

Call Ina 631-835-6100 for Residential Lots

Florida, Punta Gorda Waterfront Community

Live in a Marina Price $139,000 and up Please call Cynthia A. Ouellette, Broker Associate Prudential Florida WCI Reall ty 239-851-2216

North Fork

Out Of Town


Need Florida Sun? Thinking of relocating to Florida? Come visit my new home town! Golf, Beaches Caa ll me, previous Long Islander & Bank Of New York,V.P. Vacation , Investment or your Dream Home! Finan ncing & Real Estate info:Linda 386-569-6777

o beach. 2 story, walk to 4 bedrooms, oak floors, CAC, fireplace, deck, 2.5 baths, full basement, living room, dining room, kitchen and family room. 4 car garage, loft. $549,000. Owner (631)929-8229 (631)560-119 94

Coldwell Banker P restigious Properties

Southold Dutch Colonial 4 bedroom, pool, large deck, 2 fireplaces, professionally landscaped on 1 acre, privacy & short walk to beaches. $899,999 Sale by Owner 631-765-1618

Southampton Office 631-283-5400

Out Of Town Florida, Naples, Condo, 2 bedroom, 2 bath, cathedral ceiling, pool, lanai, upgrades. $199,990 Owner 631-878-7037

The Villas…OPEN HOUSE- Sat & Sun 12-2pm 2 bdrm, 2.5 bth located in the heart of the Southampton Estate Section on 1.2 acres. Villa includes, patio with built in Viking barbecue, and private garden. Full five foot basement and fully automated irrigation system, bluestone walk ways bring you to the 50 x 15 ft heated gunite pool in the common area. The amenities go on…. A MUST SEE!!!! In# 13442

North Fork Baiting Hollow: 2700 sq ft. double A-frame. 4 BR, 3 Bth, Kit, w/ new appliances. FDR, LR w/ FP, Laundry rm, Bsmnt partially fnshd, w/ bath. Gar. Htd pool. Shy fenced Ac. Oil heat. $735k. 631-329-5550, PRINICIPALS ONLY!! NO BROKERS!!

PACIFICO ENGINEERING PLLC What Every Home Buyer Should Know

Summer Rentals

From $29,900 to $44,000

42 Acre Farm, Vineyard with Barn, $1,275,000

on Far Pond, land with permits, beautiful pond & ocean views. C reek Front 1.8 acres with perExclusive Motivated Seller! mits $495,000 $1,250,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204 89 Acre Magn nificent Waterfront 140 Acre, 1300' of Frontage on LI Sound

New Condos

Near village and beaches, Heated Pool, Viking Appliances, Hardwood Floors, Cathedral Ceilings, Granite & Marble, Full Basement and Garage, Furnished by Top Hampton Designer.

SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. 631-325-8201 We Specialize in North Fork Land

Bridgehampton - 6 acre wooded lot in desirable location. Co-Exclusive. Folio# 3789 $2,500,000. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204.

Sag Harbor - Established neighborhood within half mile to village, .60 acre wooded lot, Room for house, pool & garage. ExcluEast Quogue: Half acre building sive $599,000. Folio# 17648 lot for sale. Corner lot, southern Call Eleni Prieston at exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles 631-537-2000 Ext. 319 cell: from bay. 4 miles from ocean. 631-747-1147. My house is also for sale next door. $299,000. 631-804-2732. Shinnecock South Waterfront -

MD-LD $225,000.

Bridgehampton - 7.5 acres available, Build your own private estate! Reduced to Sell! Co-Exclusive $2,500,000. Folio# 3145 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204.

Quogue Village. Waterfront, Quantuck creek, 2 acres, floating dock. Build your dream home. $2,499,000. 631-275-3607

Out Of Town

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EAST QUOGUE TRANQUILITY East Quogue. Looking for a home on a large private lot? Nice investment opportunity. Contemporary 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, great room, fireplace, central air, full basement, and pool. The home is priced to sell. Motivated seller. Exclusive $899K F# 19838 / WEB# 55455 Mark Schindler 516.885.2577 Equal Housing Opportunity. The Corcoran Group is a licensed real estate broker. Owned and operated by NRT LLC.


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Coldwell Banker P restigious Properties

Coldwell Banker East Hampton Office 631.324.7850

Coldwell Banker East Quogue Office 631-653-3535

CORCORAN Bridgehampton Office 2405 Main Stt/1936 Montauk Hwy

Devlin McNiff Real Estate (631) 324-6100

Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 (631) 324-6100

Southampton Office 631-283-5400 Contemporary Home- Renovated Inside & Out New siding and a new pool was added to the .77 acre property while on the interior all new floors, Kitchen, heating system, and air conditioning were added to this approx. 3000 sq ft 6 bedrooms 3 bath home. EXC In# 17540 Half acrre on Middle Pond This 2 bedroom house offers a living room, frml dining, kit, a separate family room w/ views to Shinnecock Bay. Exterior offers a deck, outdoor shower and spacious rear yard leading to the 110 ft of water frontage Room for expansion. EXC In# 14803

AMAGANSETT BELL ESTATE Gambrel style colonial on shy two acres at the end of a quiet cul-de-sac.Two fireplaces, four ensuite bedrooms, five and a half bathrooms. heated pool, CAC, and CVAC. Minutes to private beach, ocean, and village. July $35,000; AUG/LD $40,000 IN#69572 AMAGANSETT POST MODERN Two story with guest house on two acres. Four bedrooms, four and _ baths, second story views of Gardiner's Bay. 12 person hot tub built into deck, salt water heated pool and outdoor fire pit. JULY $40,000, JULY /LD $85,000, AUG/ LD $45,000, Weekly-$10,000. IN#91874

GREAT INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY Hampton Bays. Beautifully landscaped, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, hardwood floors throughout, full basement with outside entrance, situated on .20 acres with room for expansion. $359,000 Exclusive In# 55194 EYE APPEAL!! Hampton Bays Ranch offering 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, living room w/custom stone fpl, eik, dining room, CAC, hardwood floors, brick patio & more.... $519,000 Exclusive In# 55801

Post and Beam At Edge Of Woods, Water Mill. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, 1.4 acres, pool permit available. Exclusive $1.45M WEB# 54125 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Hamptons Condo + PT Cruiser. 2 bedrooms, den, 3.5 baths, firepalce, central air, pool, tennis + bonus. Exclusive $799K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404

1920's Village Classic. OPEN HOUSE Sat. 2/16, Sun. 2/17, Mon. LOVELY COLONIAL, FLAN2/18, 11AM-3PM. 36 Jennings Ave, DERS 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, wood Southampton. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, floors, eik, living room, formal dining living room, fireplace, dining, and room, family room, 2 car attached gaWesthampton Beach Office pool. Exclusive $2.195M WEB# rage, situated on cul-de-sac. $559,000 45161 Kate Tyree 631.899.0322 631-288-0400 Exclusive In# 55245 QUOGUE BEACHES - ROOM Village Traditional on Half Acre Sag Harbor Office FOR TENNIS 4 bedroom Contempo- BETTER THAN NEW IN HAMP5 bedrooms 4.5 baths. Complete 96 Main/Main@Madison rary with cozy living room fpl, large renovation in 2005. Top of the line TON BAYS 5 bedroom, 3_ bath kitchen, Gunite pool, pool house, spa, dining area& family room. With 14 x home. No need to worry about the Dock In Sag Harbor. Build to suit. bluestone surround and patio, outdoor 28 pool, room for tennis, and privacy roof, heat, outside siding, CAC, cess- Permits in place, path to bay beach. shower. Beautifully landscaped prop- landscaping. Min to finest Hamptons pools or anything else, its all been Exclusive $895K WEB# 5294 Lorerty in the heart of Southampton Vil- beaches.$999,000 IN 12994 raine Berger 631.725.4367 taken care of! Living room, family lage. EXC In# 19886 CHARMING AND AFFORDABLE room with fireplace, EIK, FDR, finWaterfront Community. Build to suit IN WESTHAMPTON BEACH ished basement and so much more. Beautiful Cove Neck Estates On .82 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, living room with $679,000 Exclusive In# 54307 with dock, bay access 1.4 acres. All Acre this home boast 4 Large Bedpermits. Exclusive $745K WEB# fpl, stainless steel appliances in rooms, 3 Baths, wood floors through- kitchen, partially finished bsmt and 5000 Lorraine Berger 631.725.4367 TURN KEY POST MODERN, out, master suite on 1st floor. Ingound sleeping loft. Beautiful fenced pool EAST QUOGUE. 3 bedrooms, 1.5 area and hot tub. $749,000. IN#45674 baths plus master suite with jacuzzi 20X40 heated gunite pool, 2 car atSouthampton Office tached garage. EXC Folio# 10864 30 Nugent Street/88 Main Street tub, crown moldings, FDR, muCAT'S CRADLE, QUOGUE This droom, designer wood burning FP lovely spot has been hidden away for Rare Privacy On 2.4 Acres. Perfect East Hampton Office with granite mantel, hearth & face, many years and can be yours if you "as-is" with room for great expansion. 631.324.7850 custom maple cabinets,heated inhurry. With 4 bedrooms and 3 full Broker/owner. Exclusive $895K ground pool, deck, finished basement WEB# 55295 Nancy Costello BEST OF BOTH WORLDS Charm- baths, a new gourmet kitchen, heated with gym, home theatre & cedar pool and full basement this property 631.204.2629 ing 3600 sq. ft. contemporary 3 bedcloset. $899,900 Exclusive In# 55595 is special. $995,000 IN#55517 rooms, 4 baths. On almost 2 beautiSouthampton. 3 bedrooms and 2 fully landscaped acres offers secluF UL PROPERTY IN HUGE 4500 SQFT HOME IN BAY- BEAUTIF baths on .60 acres. Wonderful opporsion and privacy just minutes from SOUTHAMPTON PINES East WOODS- EAST MORICHES tunity. Exclusive $595K WEB# East Hampton Village. Cozy deck Quogue, 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths, Expansive Home with Soaring Ceil49383 Nancy Costello 631.204.2629 looks out at pool. AUG/LD $45,000 ings, Wood & Tile Floors.Light& hall that leads to master bedroom, IN#69375 Bright. 1.77 Acres L-Shaped Informal dinning room, kitchen with Panoramii c Bayfront. Rare 3.6 acres, ground Pool & Multi-Level Decks., breakfast room, livingrom, great bulkheaded, sandy beach, room for PRIVACY....GREAT FOR ENTER- Room For Tennis. 5 Bedrooms,3.55 room, 2 car garage, full basement, substantial house, waterside pool and TAINING Contemporary has two Baths. Beach & Boating. $799,900 back of house has 20x40 heated pool tennis. Exclusive $2.5M WEB# master suites with baths, with an adIN#25013 & beautiful landscaping. $1,195,000 45650 Anne V. Orton 631.204.2619 ditional 2 bedrooms & bas. stone fireExclusive In# 54733 QUOGUE PERSONIFIED Newly place, CAC. Great back deck and Pool/Tennis On 2.5 Acres. To be renovated home offers 5 bedrooms, large heated pool. On three quarters built - stunning post modern 4/5 bedCORCORAN of an acre of landscaped private prop- 6.5 baths, gourmet kitchen with firerooms, 4 baths, garage. Land only place, warm and spacious great room, erty. MD/LD-$55,000. YR $65,000 available for $995K. Exclusive Montauk Office formal dining room, bar area and butIN#93821 $1.95M WEB# 15677 Anne V. Orlers pantry with custom finishing 725 Montauk Hwy ton 631.204.2619 throughout. Heated gunite pool &lush WATER FRONT COTTAGE Old West Lake Waterview. 4 bedAMAGANSETT DUNES 2 bedroom, landscaping. $2,750,000. IN#26163 Beautiful Farmhouse. Updated 4 room, 2 full bath and 2 half bath, amazing views, walk down your deck LOCATION IS EVERYTHING!! pool, fireplace, CAC, privacy. Extras bedroom, 3 bath across from SH Golf stairs to the water, out door bar. PriSouth of Quogue street traditional sits Course. Exclusive $1.299M WEB# Co-Exclusive $1.495M WEB# vate beach, recent renovation, stainon 1 acre offering 5 bedrooms, 3.5 55350 Nancy Costello 631.204.2629 48515 Linda Mallinson 631.899.0420 less steel appliances, granite counter- baths, gourmet kitchen w/granite tops, beautiful fireplace, outdoor countertops, formal dining room, Hampton Bays Office Amagansett Office shower Its a boaters dream!! family room, office and sunroom. 14 East Montauk Hwy 140 Main Street KAYAK, FISH , WINDSURF. AUG/ Beautiful cedar deck, pool and mature landscaping. $2,890,000 IN#45283 LD $16,000 YR $40,000 IN#68325 Fabulous Summer and Weekend Cozy East Hampton Cottage. Charm- Getaway. Bright, airy, beach house. ing, mint 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, eat-in kitchen and bath, 3 bedrooms. S t a r t Cleaning up kitchen. Brand new pool, landscap- New Near all. $389K WEB# 23492 Cathing. Exclusive $799K WEB# 12151 Today & Celebrate erine Embrey 631.899.0512 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417

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Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 (631) 324-6100 East Hampton Village Land. A truly magnificent deal on .45 Acres, right in the heart of the Village. Walk to all. New Exclusive. Ed Brody. $1,500,000. Folio#23480. Huge Potential. Sleek and Zen-like contemporary home on two acres of total privacy. 4 bedrooms, full basement, two-car garage, heated pool, and dramatic landscaping. Beautiful Northwest location. Over 2,500 s.f. of living space with plenty of room for expansion. Exclusive. JR Kuneth/ Carol David. Reduced! $1,175,000. IN#55560.

Country Chic. Walk to East Hampton Village from well located 2 story barn-style overlooking horse farm. Custom architect designed, built in 2001. Living room has double height ceiling and fpl, and there is a cozy den/media room. Kitchen with handmade custom cabinetry and professional appliances. Large master suite has views of the farm & gardens. The master bath features a tumbled marble Jacuzzi bath. The guest wing affords privacy with a separate staircase, for a total of 3 bedrooms and 3.5 baths. Gunite pool, beautiful gardens, all on a private .5 acres. Co-Exclusive. Carol David or JR Kuneth. Reduced. $1,695,000. IN#54547 Expansive Water Views. Brand new 5,000 s.f. home w/ drop dead water views. 5 en suite bedrooms, heated gunite pool, full home theater in finished basement. Co-Exclusive. David Zazula. $2,995,000. IN#55113. Dramatic Water Views. Cool Contemporary set majestically in the natural dunescape of Amagansett's Promised Land. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, roof deck with 360-degree views of water, lots of decking, a gorgeous pool, and all in the perfect location; plus deeded access to Napeague Bay. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $2,250,000. IN#55837. Total Beach & Ocean Experience. Prime location in Amagansett Dunes w/ protected views of Ocean. 4 bedrooms, fpl, central a/c, large deck, and room for a pool. New Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $2,995,000. IN#54039. Detail in the Dunes. Stunning Dunes residence has been redone in perfect taste. 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, gourmet kitchen, French doors to outdoor eating area, and room for pool. Garage. Tri-Exclusive. Jack Kelleher. $2,795,000. IN#55134. Spectacular 5,000 s.f. residence on 1.86 acres, at the end of quiet cul-desac, in the heart of the Bell Estate. Easy access to bay beach, Amagansett Village shops, much more. Unique aspects of home include a complete artist's studio, beautiful cherry paneled library, 6 bedrooms, heated gunite pool, treehouse, and extensive landscaping. Exclusive. Jack Kelleher. $2,595,000. IN#52340 Stony Hill, Amagansett. Architecturally dramatic & unique contemporary home w/ two master suites; 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, cathedral living room, dining room, and open eat-in kitchen with breakfast room. Heated pool, large deck area, and woodlands landscaping. Exclusive. Jennifer D'Auria. $2,495,000. IN#54866. Cottage in Amagansett Dunes. Renovated cottage just a 1/2 block from private Amagansett ocean beach. Two story gambrel style with shingles siding and wood roof. Comfy living room and dining area with fireplace and newly renovated kitchen. Wide plank floors throughout. Three bedrooms and two baths. Large patio and deck area for outdoor entertaining or lounging. A perfect getaway for all of you who love the ocean air and sand in your toes. $1,495,000. Exclusive. IN#16291. Best Village Deal Under $1M. Located on a quiet cul-de-sac on the edge of village. Everything in mint condition. 2 bedrooms plus a loft area that could serve as a 3rd bedroom, 2 baths, pool, decking, central air, irrigation, alarm system and beautiful landscaping. Co-Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $995,000. IN#55036.

Only Condos in Northwest. Spiffy Treescape condo with its hassle free pool and tennis. This one has 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, finished basement and low condo fees. Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $755,000. IN# 55282. Prudential Douglas Elliman 70 Jobs Lane, Southampton 631.283.4343 f: 631 287.4687 SOUTHAMPTON LAND OPPORTUNITY. Private and wooded 1.3 acre retreat only minutes from Southampton village, ocean, ponds and bays. Room for 5 bedroom house, pool, cabana and generous gardens. $598,000 Folio 344701 Contact: Thomas Knight. o) 631.283.4343, X220, c) 917.468.1889 Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721 Sag Harbor * Storybook Cottage * Sag Harbor * $625,000 This immaculate turn key cottage has been completely renovated and has many features incl wood burning stove, exposed ceiling beams, new kitchen, new bath, wood floors and pristine details. Enjoy the Zen like atmosphere in the secluded backyard while relaxing in the hot tub. Steps to Noyac Bay, beach access and mooring rights. A MUST SEE!!! Exclusive. #63415. Web #H54950. Lake Front * Riverhead *$380,000 This is a rare opportunity to own your corner of this pristine lake. This property when combined features two cozy family homes on one private wooded acre with reserves on both sides. Exclusive #58918 and #58919. Web #HO158918 Riverhead Unique Circa Late 1800's Victorian * $599,000 Opportunity to own this Unique Multi family home w/7 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, many old world features need to be brought back to original luster plus many New Windows and doors, Aluminum siding +detached 2 car garage located in heart of downtown Riverhead. Exclusive #64230. Web#H14969 Hampton Bays * Cottage * $349,000 Eenchanted cottage offers an open kitchen & dining area, 2-3 bedrooms, 1 bath, living room with fpl & large family room or master bedroom. Situated on lovely street close to ocean & town. Street w/mature landscaping. Both private and charming. Exclusive. #62208. Web#H55814 East Quogue * Country Charm * $419,000 This adorable country home has open floor plan w/Cathedral ceilings & loft area. 2 bedrooms, 2 full baths, fpl all updated. Extensive brickwork. Room for pool & room to expand. Low taxes. Exclusive #53849. Web #H52894 Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.653-6700 Southampton * 1935 Traditional waterfront property on North Sea Creek * $599,999 Wonderful open water views has town permits in place for 6' X 20' floating dock with catwalk. 4 Bedrooms, 1 1/2 Baths. Original fpl in the living room. Don't Miss this Opportunity it won't last. Exclusive # 63022 Web#H54254

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New to the Market * Westhampton * $1,350,000 8 room Traditional w/long private driveway. Living room, formal dining room, family room wfpl, French doors to pool area, granite, travertine with red oak kitchen w/breakfast area, mud/laundry room and half bath with beautiful glass wall tiles grace the first floor, 4 spacious bedrooms and 2 baths including the master suite with cathedral ceiling and spa tub complete the home. Wood floors, CAC, igs system, 2 car garage, blue stone slate patio and pool area and professional landscaping make this a private retreat. Exclusive. #64774 Web#H19274 South of the Highway * Hampton Bays * $599,000s 3 bedroom, 2 baths on 1.5 acre lot. Living room with cathedral ceiling and sliders to sunroom, updated eik w/refinished wood floors, full basement and garage. The “back yard” offers 400 feet of land giving you for in-ground pool,tennis court, expansion. Exclusive.# 49157. Web#52868

Co-Op Tiana Shores * Hampton Bays * $225,000 Tidy very well maintained co-op unit featuring 1 bedroom, 1 bath. New Granite countertops and cabinets. Outside has new Vinyl siding and new Trek decking. Exclusive. #61617. eb#52633

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Hampton Bays - $1,375,000 French Country style cedar. 4 br, 3 bat.Sub Zero& Wolf appliances in tile kitchen perfect for entertaining. FDR w/fpl, outdoor patio w/waterfall koi pond, four season landscape & herb garden. Heated pool w/pool house all near-by bay with winter water views. Folio 61113. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244 Quogue - $1,150,000 Custom built by owner in 2001, Post Modern, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, cac, fpl, partially fin bsmt w/ ent to backyard. Lge 20x40 pool with slide/ diving board, separate spaciouswood deck adjacent to house. Radiant heated stone floors.Open kitchen with granite countertops facing the family room, &up stairs master bath. Living room with cathedral ceilings and extra downstairs room off kitchen 1.1 acre on cul de sac. Rights to Village Beach & Quogue Elemenatery School, WHB Junior and Senior High School. Owner willing to pay mansion tax. Folio 50273. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244

Prudential Douglas Elliman RE Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-6244 Remsenburg - $ 1,680,000 New to the market classic contemporary has it all. An acre located south of the highway, property has a 20x40 solar heated pool with cabana (cable & phone hooked up), hot tub, sprinkler system, manicured setting. 4 bedrooms, 3 full bath. Beautiful upstairs view of the bay. Hugh great room great for entertaining. 3800+ sq ft living. Folio 64759. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244

East Quogue - $1,475,000 Deep within Exclusive community this wonderful Post Modern, 4 bedroom, 3.5 baths gated retreat. On over 1.2 Acres. Gorgeous eik w/ wood cabinetry, granite counters& "Viking" apCountry Cottage * Hampton Bays * pliances, formal dining & living $549,000 Country Cottage plus acrooms, finished full basmt w/ Movie cessory cottage in cul-de-sac location. Theatre, pool table, Bar, Media room. Main house with 5 rooms, 2 bedLandscape features natural stone from rooms, fpl in living room and 2 parNew England , exterior lighting, tially finished rooms in attic. Acces- paved walkways & patio, 36 ' free sory cottage with 2 large rooms, alform heated Gunite pool, Doll House cove and full bath. .70 acre lot in de- with cable & a/c, 9-zone sprinkler system and 2-car gar w/ lift. 90 min sirable Sun Valley area. Access to to NYC. Folio 63969. Westhampton Bay. Exclusive. #63315. Web Beach Office (631) 288-6244 #H54783

Westhampton Beach - $1,890,000 Estate section home on private park-like shy acre with oversized heated gunite pool, large deck & field for sports. Master suite has adjoining office, his & her walk-in closets. Junior master and three additional bedrooms, kitchen w/ sep laundry room & walk-in pantry, 3 new bathrooms, all with custom cabinetry, granite & stone. Open living area w/vaulted, beamed & wood ceiling & open floor plan. All newly renovated and updated. Close to town, shopping, beaches. Folio 63190. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244

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Eastpp ort - $1,195,000 4000+ sq ft home almost complete. Main level has spacious foyer, oversized gourmet eik, Dining room wfpl, family room wfpl, half bath, and laundry room. Second level are two bedrooms w/huge closets and bath, master bedroom wfpl, his & her closets, master bath has stall shower, double sinks, and garden tub. Home is pre wired for camera, sound, Internet, cable and phone with 400 amp underground service. Other amenities include 2-car garage, partially fin bsmt w/fpl and approx 15ft ceilings. Floating dock that could occupy 2 boats, On 1.69 acres. Folio 62854. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE THE STOECKER TEAM Bill Stoecker & Jen Wilson 631-324-8080 ext.20/ext.43 516-818-4904/631-219-2771 PRICE REDUCTIONS Perfect starter home on a great street. The home is in good condition with 3 bedrooms, 1.5 bathrooms, and t room for expansion and a pool. Walking distance to the bay beaches. A wonderful opportunity in a wonderful neighborhood. Web#52888. Exclusive. $575,000. Reduced to $549,000. CUL DE SAC LIVING. Well maintained 1,800 square foot home features three bedrooms, two baths, living room, kitchen, great room, basement, two car garage and room for pool. Located on a cul-de-sac, walk to nature preserve and just a short distance to the bay beaches. Web# 53909. Exclusive. $665,000. Reduced to $642,000

SOUTH OF THE HIGHWAY . Upper level co-op totally renovated to a very high standard. Double height ceiling, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, sleeping loft, gourmet kitchen, living room w/fpl, & large deck. Mature gardens, specimen trees, heated gunite pool within walking distance to the ocean and Village. Web# 53854 Exclusive. $850,000. Price reduced to $799,000.

East Hampton. Five-bedroom, 4-bath traditional with eat-in kitchen, wonderful living room with fireplace, and sunroom on .63 acres with heated pool & back patio. All surrounded by lovely landscaping just min from village of East Hampton. Web#14691. Co-Exclusive. $1,485,000. Tracy Annacone 631-324-8080 ext. 16 or 516-885-5561

Amagansett. 1,300 sq. ft. home has plenty of possibilities. On almost an acre within walking distance to Amagansett Village home offers 4 bedrooms, 1 bath, full basement, fireplace and separate garage. Ideal as is or for the investor who wants to expand and/or rennovate. Web#16140. CO-EXCLUSIVE. $875,000.The Slater Team 631-324-8080 Renovated with Harborview. Just a ext.42/516-383-2508 short drive to the Village of East Hampton this home has been totally TOWN AND COUNTRY RE renovated to a very high standard. North Sea Harbor o 631-283-0505 Light-filled, large open plan living area with sunken bar and seating, Art WAINSCOTT SOUTH Restored Deco theatre in basement, gym, lush farm house just strolling distance to landscaping and heated pool. the ocean. Three bedrooms, 2 baths, Web#49897. Exclusive. $1,950,000. living room, dining room, chief's Price reduced to $1,849,000 kitchen on .51 acre with seperate self contained guest studio and room for TOWN AND COUNTRY RE pool. Web#49693. $2,695,000. Jane Mattituck o 631-298-0600 Holden 631-725-2233 ext.114 or 631-987-8804 Mattituck Farm Field Vistas Charming Ranch with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, Sag Harbor Village Brand new tradifamily room, formal dining room, eat tional on .6 acres with room for pool. in kitchen, fireplace, 2-car garage, This 4,000 sq.ft. home offers 5 bedfull basement and pool. Situated on rooms, 4 baths, 3 fpls, family room, .53 acres and bordering 14 acres of garage & full bsmt. Web#21645. open space the property offers in- Co-Exclusive. $2,950,000. Jane credible farm field vistas. Web Holden 631-725-2233 ext.114 or #18159 EXCLUSIVE. $535,000 631-987-8804 Build your dream home in the Hampton's. 3.2 acres with permits for two legal certificates of occupancy. Plenty of room for spacious home,pool, pool house and tennis court. Sub-division possibilities. Web#4833. Exclusive. $2,999,000. Price reduced to $2,899,000

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