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Occupancy Spring 2008 16 Luxury Condominiums Single Family and Semi-Attached 3 & 4 bedroom designs with 3.5 baths Full Basements and Garages Maintenance Free Lifestyle with Pool and Clubhouse SOMO (south of Montauk Hwy) Dellaria Avenue, Southampton

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2.5 stories high on hilltop location. 5 br, 6.5 bth home, wine cellar to the up/down laundry areas. Glorious landscaping surrounds the htd pool. Excl. #52475 Dir: 27 East, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole, right on Brick Kiln Rd, right into the Fair Hills Sub-division (to end-house on right)

Refreshing French Country style cedar home of 4 brs, 3 bths with Sub Zero and Wolf appliances in a beautiful tile kitchen, formal dining room with ďŹ replace to the outdoor patio with waterfall koi pond a 4-season designed landscape and herb garden. There is a heated pool with pool house all near-by to the bay with winter water views. #61113 :HVWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 

New Cape Cod renovation, 2 blocks to Main Street, 5 blocks to ocean. TerriďŹ c mature landscaping, 4 brs, 3.5 bths. and gunite pool. Co-Excl. Web#HO152580. Dir: South on S. Main Street, left on Herrick #208. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH




Newly-builtMediterranean-inspiredhomeofalmost4,000 sq.ft. 4 brs and bths, a professional kitchen with granite countertops, 3 ďŹ replaces and 20 ft. cathedral ceilings grace the interior. Outside professional landscaping surrounds a htd gunite pool with bluestone terrace, waterfall, top-of-the-line barbecue and outdoor ďŹ replace and separate pool house with basement. Excl. #62692 (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH

Traditional home features, open oor plan, 4 brs, gourmet kitchen, pool, spa, and basketball court. Excl. Web#H55186. Dir. Rt. 24N, make right @ Red Creek Rd, about 1.5 miles make right on Hildreth, left on Red Creek Circle, house on right. 4XRJXH2IČŠFH


4,000 sq.ft. home on a pvt lot just shy of an acre. It offers 7 brs,6.5 bths living room with ďŹ replace, family room, sauna, wine cellar, guest quarters, separate professional ofďŹ ce,20 x40 igp., extensive decking and a 2 car garage. Web#H24017 Dir. Montauk Hwy to Springville, travel south on Springville Rd to King St., east on King Street to #34, drive down long driveway. Excl. #64448 +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČŠFH 

Historic house is close to ocean and Main Street. Beautiful backyard featuring a htd pool, mahogany deck and bluestone patio.5brsand3.5bths.Expandthepropertybybuyinganequally private, flag lot. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, left onto Toylesome Ln (by Getty Station), right onto Buell Ln. Excl. #246527. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH




6XQǧSP 0DOOR\'Uǧ SouthamptonPinesMansion.Grandfoyerw/doubleoating staircase, grand rm w/fpl and wall to ceiling doors and windows. Grmt chef’s kit. w/designer appliances. Amazing 6 br, 5 full bth, 4 half bth, each w/own character. Art/Photo Gallery, 9,600 sq. ft. of living space and 7,000 sq.ft. ďŹ n. bsmt. Built 2007. Excl. Web#H15791. Dir: Emmet to Malloy 4XRJXH2IČŠFH

Well constructed home, 3-4 brs, 2.5 bths, formal living room, den and large country kitchen. Just 1/10 of a mile from the Village. Excl. Web#H55690. Dir. Montauk Highway to Ponquogue Ave, South to Fanning Ave., East to 1st Cul-de-sac approx. 150 ft. on the north side of road. +DPSWRQ%D\V2IČŠFH




Southampton Pines. Built in 2005, 5 br Post Modern. Open kit., family room with wood burning fpl, large dining area and great room with cathedral ceilings, full ďŹ n. bsmnt with a game/play room, media room, extra bedroom and full bath. Large master suite, an ensuite guest room with full bath and 2 other brs with a full bath between. #61418 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

This quaint ranch is located on a great street with the bay at the end, could be 2-3 bedroom is a perfect weekend retreat. Living room with wood burning ďŹ replace, above ground pool and deck & full basement. #62808 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH


6DWǧSP &RUEHWW'ULYHǧ Southampton Pines custom built French Manor/ Colonial. Below market value! Complete with an indoor htd endless pool in the basement. 2-story marble foyer with cathedral ceiling, 4 br, 2.5 bth, large eik kit., great room, formal DR, LR, and parlor/study, master br on second oor. Second oor bath w/ Jacuzzi tub. On 1 acre. 2-car gar. at street level with additional parking spaces. #63708 :HVWKDPSWRQ2IȊFH

6DW 6XQǧDPSP +LJKODQG5RDGǧ 5br, 3bth home on a private .85 acres ďŹ lled with mature landscaping and room for tennis. Totally turnkey. New heating and central air system, new kit and updated bths and htd pool. Excl. Web#HO153375. Dir: West on Hill St into Montauk Hwy, right on Sugarloaf, left on Highland. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6DW 6XQǧSP 2OG7RZQ&URVVLQJǧ Village home minutes from ocean. 4 brs, 2.5 bths, living room, 2 ďŹ replaces, formal DR, den overlooking large deck on beautifully landscaped yard, bsmnt and 2-car gar. Excl. Web#H55772. Dir: Main St, left on Meeting House Lane, right on Little Plains Rd, left on Old Town Crossing. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6DW 6XQǧSP :HVW+LOOV&RXUWǧ New 6,150 sq. ft. home. 5 brs, 5 bths, 2 half bths, 1st oor master suite, gourmet kit., formal DR, htd gunite pool with spa. Co-Excl. Web#HO156273. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd., left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct., left on West Hills Ct. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6XQǧSP 6RXWKDPSWRQ+LOOV&Wǧ Dir: Montauk Highway East, left on DeerďŹ eld Road, left on Roses Grove, right on Middle Line, left on Shinnecock Hills Court. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6DW 6XQǧDPSP /LWWOH3ODLQV5RDGǧ Cedar cottage 3 blocks from ocean features 3 brs and 2 bths on sunny lot. Room for expansion and pool. Excl. Web#H15378. Dir: East on Hampton Rd, right on Little Plains. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IȩFH

6DWǧSP /D\WRQ$YHQXHǧ Traditional home and separate cottage on 0.5 acres. Mature landscaping and htd gunite pool, 5brs and 4bths. Co-Excl. Web#H55583. Dir: East on Hampton Rd., left on Elm St., left on Layton Ave. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IȊFH

6DWǧDPSP 1RUWK0DJHH6WUHHWǧ 4,200 sq. ft. post modern with cathedral ceiling family room, spacious LR and DR, 5 brs, 4 bths, EIK, deck and patio, bonus room over gar. with separate entrance and permit in place for pool. Excl. #52933. Dir: County Rd. #39, north on North Magee St. to #340. 6RXWKDPSWRQ2IȊFH

6DW 6XQǧSP (OP6WUHHWǧ 2 brs, 2 bths, LR, kit., fin. bsmnt w/hot tub and gar. Attic could be converted to 2 brs. In the heart of the village and priced to sell. Excl. Web#H51238. Dir: East on Hampton Rd, left on Elm St. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH 

6XQǧSP 6FULPVKDZ'Uǧ&DOOIRU5HQWDO,QIR Just remodeled 2 oor Traditional home with master br on the 1st oor, plus 3 brs, 3.5 bths, large living room, separate dining room, open kitchen. Finished basement. Heated pool, landscaped gardens, community beach, tennis, basketball, and volleyball courts. #248498. Dir: Noyac Rd East, left on Whalebone Ldg. Rd. then ďŹ rst right on Scrinshaw Dr # 4 on the right. (DVW+DPSWRQ2IČŠFH

WAINSCOTT 6DWǧSP 6D\UHÇ V3DWKǧ3ULFH8SRQ5HTXHVW Rambling 1.25 acre property with stone walled paths, pond, bridge and towering trees. Classic weekend retreat escape by farms and the ocean that includes 5 brs, 5 bths and more. (4) buildings on the C of O. A very special property. Excl. #48173. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, right on Sayre’s Path. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

WATERMILL 6DWǧSP %D\$YHQXHǧ 2 story Traditional just completed and featuring 6 brs, 4.5 bths, central air, 4 ďŹ replaces and garage. 1.3 acres ďŹ lled with bluestone walkways, a patio and mahogany decking around a heated pool. Close to Hayground Cove-Mecox Bay and easy access to ocean beaches. Excl. F62542. Dir: Montauk Highway East to right on Bay Avenue. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6DWǧSP 6WHSKHQ+DOVH\3DWKǧ On 1.2 acres of lush landscaping. South of the highway, 1.5 miles to Flying Point Beach and closer still to Mecox Bay. 5 brs, 4.5 bths, central air and ďŹ replace. Secluded overlooking a reserve. Co-Excl. Dir: Montauk Hwy to Cobb Rd, right onto West Cobb Rd, right onto Stephen Halsey Path. #33809 %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6XQǧSP 1R\DF3DWKǧ On more than 1.6 acres offering farm views. 5br, 4.5bth home with chef’s kit., formal DR, ofďŹ ce, gym, wine cellar and multi-level decking. Pool with spa, brick patios, covered porch and har-tru tennis. Excl. #34298 Dir: Montauk Hwy East, left on Scuttlehole Rd, left on Narrow Ln (across from Head of Pond) to Noyac Path. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IČŠFH

6DWǧSP 1DURG%RXOHYDUGǧ South of the highway. 2-story traditional 1 street over from Calf Creek & Mecox Bay. Renovated with 5brs, 4bths, country kit., sitting room, 3 fpls, gunite pool and more. Pvt community dock w/deeded boat access. Excl. #62539. Dir: 27 East to Montauk Hwy, right on Mecox, right on Narod Blvd. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ2IȩFH







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Contents 11

Couples Through History with the Most Famous Love Affairs in the Hamptons


Looking Closely Hillary & Barack Debate with One Another in Regular & Hi-Def TV




Trouble in Armenia Turkey, Russia, Germany, Azerbaijan, Macedonia and Kazakhstan






An Amazing Row Shelter Island Rowers Break Records Rowing across the Atlantic




Wild Rose Redux? A Plan to Restore the Wild Rose Café, But Not to the Way it Was




The Lord be Praised 100-Year-Old Logo at Pierson High School Wins its Right to Stay




WHO’S HERE: James Lipton, Writer & Interviewer

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How To Buy A New High Efficiency Heating and/or Cooling System At Our Cost. Yes, it’s absolutely true you can actually replace your old (and probably very inefficient)warm air furnace and add-on or replace an air conditioning system at the same time AT OUR COST! Let Me Explain. This winter got off to a rather mild start and slowed our equipment sales. To make matters worse, the months of January, February, and March are normally slow anyway, but this year there are usually slow. So, I decided to create a buying incentive to hopefully drive enough business so they I can keep my entire staff busy until things pick up as they usually do in the spring. How I Created a Win-Win Scenario I went to one of my manufacturers and made a purchase commitment of 47 heating and cooling systems. And because of the time of year and them being slow if their contractors are slow, I was able to buy them at drastically reduced prices. By putting this furnace and air conditioner package together and guaranteeing the manufacturer the volume to offset the price difference, I was able to buy both the furnace and air conditioner for less than I would normally pay at any other time of the year! Plus, this before the typical price increase they usually pass along at the beginning of every year. So, if you buy one of these premium systems, I am giving you the complete system AT OUR COST. If you would like to be one of the 47 homeowners to get a new heating and cooling system at the best price I would ever dream of selling one for (and with no money down), give Tina a call right now at 631-727-2760 and she will explain how you can take advantage of this amazing offer. So Here’s The Deal… > FREE comfort survey & energy analysis of your home – A $295.00 value > Buy a new heating OR cooling system and get 12% off (our profit) our everyday printed price and a UV Germicidal Light (a $795.00 value) installed for half price – You save $397.50. OR… > Purchase a complete heating AND cooling system and get 12% off. Also, get the Ultra Violet Germicidal Light PLUS a high efficiency air cleaner (a $595.00 value), both for half price – You save $695.00! > Two (2) years of FREE preventative maintenance – Up to $400.00 value > FREE ten (10) years parts and labor no repair cost warranty – an $895.00 value. > Up to $1,000.00 in rebates for Lennox. > No money down and no payments or interest for twelve (12) months with approved credit.

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631-745-4961 Hampton Jitney Winter Schedule Effective Thurs., Jan. 3 through Wed., Apr. 30, 2008

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Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection

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Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk

9:30 10:00 10:05 10:15 — 10:20 10:30 10:40 10:55 11:00

10:30 11:00 11:05 11:15 11:20 11:20 11:30 11:40 11:55 12:00

11:30 12:00 12:05 12:15 — 12:20 12:30 12:40 12:55 1:00


Mon thru Sat 10:00 10:05 10:10 10:30 10:50

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7 Days 11:30 11:35 11:40 12:00 12:20

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— 1:00 1:05 1:15 — 1:20 1:30 1:40 — —

1:30 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:20 2:30 2:40 2:55 3:00

Trip Notes

Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes.

A Ambassador Class Service

Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17” leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service.

The “Bonacker” Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday.

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6:10 6:15 6:25 6:35

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Airport Connection Manhattan

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8:35 8:45

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A I 7 Days 6:30 6:35 6:40 7:00 7:25

Fri Only 7:00 7:05 7:10 7:30 7:55

8:35 9:00 9:05 9:15 9:20 I 9:20 9:30 9:40 9:55 10:00

— 9:30 9:35 — 9:50 — — — — —

7 Days 12:30 12:35 12:40 1:00 1:20

Sun Mon & Fri 1:00 1:05 1:10 1:30 1:50

7 Days 1:30 1:35 1:40 2:00 2:25

7 Days 2:30 2:35 2:40 3:00 3:25

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— 3:30 3:35 3:45 — — 4:00 4:10 — —

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4:50‡ 5:20‡ 5:25‡ 5:35‡ — 5:40‡ 5:50‡ 6:00‡ 6:15‡ 6:20‡

7 Days 3:30 3:35 3:40 4:00 4:25

Sun thru Thur 4:30 4:35 4:40 5:00 5:25

Fri & Sat 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:30 5:55

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Montauk Line- These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival.


These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Friday (Eastbound) and Sunday (Westbound).

These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Saturday and Sunday.


This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tuesday and Wednesday.


These trips drop off on the Westside. See Westbound trip notes for stop locations. (listed above).

To The Hamptons Eastbound

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7 Days 11:00 11:05 11:10 11:30 11:50

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11:00 11:30 11:35 11:45 11:50 11:50 12:00 12:10 12:25 12:30

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Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St.

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1:35 1:40

3:35 3:40

Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection

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10:00 10:20

12:00 12:20

2:00 2:25

Westhampton Quogue East Quogue Hampton Bays

10:50 10:55 11:05 11:10

11:50 11:55 12:05 12:10

1:50 1:55 2:05 2:10

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MONTAUK LINE A Mon thru Sat 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 10:20


Hampton Bays East Quogue Quogue Westhampton





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To The Hamptons

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¬ D E PA R T I N G






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To Manhattan

HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes. ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows” may be charged full fare. TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa,

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Sun Only




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Couples Through History with the Most Famous Love Affairs in the Hamptons By Dan Rattiner Next Thursday is St. Valentine’s Day. In honor and appreciation for all the love and affection that goes around on that day, we hereby present our list of the Hamptons’ most special couples, from then and now. We hope you enjoy meeting and learning a little bit about them. And if you feel that you and your other half should be on this list, well, you probably should be. There is nothing better in life than being in love and in a happy relationship. Send flowers. Joshua and Goody Garlick In 1657, Elizabeth Gardiner, daughter of John Gardiner, the chief citizen of East Hampton, grew very sick and had to take to her bed. As she worsened, people came to visit her and try to cheer her up, or, since there were no medications to speak of back then, let her know she was loved and pay their last respects. One woman who visited was Goody Garlick. As Goody stood at the foot of the bed, Elizabeth, who was just 18,

woke up from her delirium and pointed to her. “It is she who has cast this spell on me,” Elizabeth shouted. The next day she died. Goody was charged with the crime of being a witch. She was taken to a courtroom in Hartford, Connecticut and tried. But there was no real evidence to convict her, and so she was acquitted. Nevertheless, after returning to East Hampton, she was shunned. She turned

John Tyler and Julia Gardiner John Tyler, President of the United States, was widowed while in office in 1842. Three months later, he was invited aboard a new warship, the Princeton, for its maiden voyage on the Chesapeake. Also invited were David Gardiner, a resident of East Hampton, and the Secretary of the Treasury for President Tyler. Gardiner brought his 17-year-old daughter Julia along, and during the voyage, the Captain ordered the big gun fired. A group of people gathered on deck not far from this gun. But the gun misfired and, instead exploded, sending shrapnel everywhere. One piece hit David Gardiner. Sailors carried him below and laid him on a bed in a stateroom. His daughter followed. As she stood there weeping while her father expired, the President himself came down the stairs. It was only natural that he put his arm around this frightened young girl. From that day forth, they were inseparable. Soon they were married, not at Julia’s East Hampton home, but at the White House itself. The marriage of John and Julia Tyler was the only marriage ever to take place at the White House, before or since.

This couple, one the most famous actress in America & the other the best playwright, spent the summer of 1950 in Amagansett.

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to her husband, Joshua, a respected farmer in the village, and said she didn’t know what to do. We will leave this place, he said. And he spoke to John Gardiner, who arranged to have them live out on Gardiner’s Island where they subsequently lived out the rest of their lives. It was the sacrifice made by Joshua, to make his wife comfortable, that is the reason they lead this list.

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Julia bore the President seven children. After Tyler left office, they retired together, and in 1862 he died. Julia outlived him by nearly thirty years, and she had a wonderful life both in East Hampton and Washington, DC. Carl and Jane Fisher One of the wealthiest men in America during the 1920s was Carl Fisher of Indianapolis. An adventurer, he held the world automobile speed record for one mile when in his early twenties. He developed the sealed headlamp. He built the Indianapolis Speedway and he persuaded the government to build the first paved highway connecting New York with San Francisco. It was called the Lincoln Highway. He also bought and developed Miami Beach, and he bought and then developed Montauk until the crash of ‘29 wiped him out. In 1922, Carl Fisher, in his late forties, met and married Jane Watts. She was 15 years old at the time. And though you may find this shocking and not fit for this column, I should say the marriage lasted and thrived. When Fisher developed Montauk from 1926 to 1928, building the Montauk Manor, the Montauk Yacht Club, a raceway (now Fairview Avenue), both churches, the Montauk Golf Course, a surf club and boardwalk, a polo field, the layout of downtown and many of the buildings, and Montauk Harbor for the fishing boats by blasting open Lake Montauk, he also built a giant sevenstory office building in downtown Montauk, and way up on the top, at the request of Jane, a penthouse apartment for them so they could

look out at all their holdings. Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe Jackson Pollock and Lee Krasner This couple, one the most famous actress in In 1945 in Greenwich Village, pretty Lee America and the other the best playwright, Krasner got it into her head to marry the spent the summer of 1950 in a cottage in stormy and difficult Jackson Pollock. Both of Amagansett. them were painters. They were very happy together that summer In 1947, after Pollock had some and there are wonderful pictures initial success, art gallery owner taken of them here. Marilyn is glowPeggy Guggenheim, believing him to ing. But as sometimes happens, even be a great talent, offered to rent the back then, the two very separate lives couple a house in East Hampton for of these two very separate people two years and pay all expenses in broke them apart years later, and exchange for whatever paintings ended in divorce just as Marilyn’s Pollock might produce. Much of the earlier marriage to Joe DiMaggio did. reason was because Pollock was so There are people here today who difficult and paranoid that it was have fond memories of this couple’s felt the country air would be good for summer in the Hamptons. George him. He also drank a great deal. Miller, who owned the Miller General Marilyn and Arthur The good part of the marriage lastStore in Springs, once told me of a time ed until 1956 when, after an argument, Lee that he and some friends went to their cottage thought it would be a good idea to get away to fix a flat tire on their car. The couple’s sumfrom him for a while. His work had made him mer here is one of the legends of the very rich by then, and they had bought the Hamptons. house, but Pollock was still unhappy. While Jack and Jackie Kennedy Lee was away, he took up with a young girl in Jackie Bouvier, the daughter of a millionaire her twenties, and one day, while driving her known as Jack “Blackjack” Bouvier, summered and a girlfriend around town, sped off the road, in East Hampton from the time she was born hit a tree and killed himself and one of the two until her marriage in 1953 to a young Senator women. from Massachusetts named Jack Kennedy. She Lee lived another thirty years, painting in loved sailing, horseback riding and going off on the house they both had loved. When she died, adventures with her sister Lee. a trust created by her to save their house was In 1960, when Jack won the White House, accepted by Stony Brook University. The house Jackie, a stunning woman and still young at is a historic site today and is open by appoint- 35, won the hearts of America for her grace, ment. (continued on page 26 )

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Looking Closely Hillary & Barack Debate with One Another in Regular & Hi-Def TV By Dan Rattiner I watched the Clinton-Obama debate on television at my home the other night. I have DirecTV, so I get CNN on two different channels, one that is regular TV and one that is HiDef. I started out on the regular TV channel. Obama made some strong points about Iraq and his opposition of the war from the beginning. Clinton made points about health care and her long-term involvement with it. The two candidates are both smart, and they sparred gently with one another, I thought. It seemed, to me, to be a tossup about who was the better choice at that point.

But then some friends of mine came over to watch, and one suggested we watch all this in Hi-Def, so I hit the remote. One thing about Hi-Def is that it is so clear and sharp you really get to see everything up close and personal. From this point on, all I could think about as these two continued to debate was the physical characteristics of the candidates that I never noticed before. We were looking at people under bright lights who were not Hollywood types. They were politicians and they had flaws. It was like at dinner when somebody has a piece of spinach in their teeth. Obama has a prominent vein, actually two of

them, on the left side of his forehead. He also has several black moles. And I thought he did not shave his neck as closely as he shaved his cheeks. Maybe it was fear of getting a razor cut — wouldn’t that have been something. So he apparently went gently with the razor down there. One of my guests pointed out the vein also. We talked about it. Other than that he is quite charming. Hillary has apparently had some sort of facelift. There are now dimples on her cheeks, but they are not where most people have dimples. The dimples are in the crease of her face (continued on the next page)

THEGIANTSWINIT!THEGIANTSWINIT! THEGIANTSWINIT! By Dan Rattiner At the beginning of November, I wrote an article in this newspaper about the pathetic condition of the sports teams in the city of New York. Three games had gone by in professional football and both the Jets and the Giants had lost all three. In basketball, the hopeless New York Knicks were getting clobbered every other day by every team that came into Madison Square Garden, from the Detroit Pistons to the Secaucus Mudcats. And the New York Mets baseball team, which led the National League for months, suddenly collapsed and embarked on a record-breaking

series of losses that resulted in their not even making the playoffs. Meanwhile, up in Boston, the traditional rival of New York, everything was breaking their way. The Red Sox won the pennant. The Boston Celtics were in their own league in basketball — at one point they had 24 wins and 3 losses — and then there were the New England Patriots. Having made three Super Bowls in the last five years, they were moving now undefeated with quarterback Tom Brady at the helm, and truly becoming a legendary team for the ages. Boston is sports crazy. And I have friends

there. Never in my lifetime had there been an occasion when in every sport our archrivals were at the top of the heap and New York couldn’t punch its way out of a paper bag. But there it was. Thus it is that I am sitting here at 7 a.m. on Monday at the beach in East Hampton with my laptop to report that yesterday, Super Bowl Sunday, was probably the greatest day of my life. I’m sure you saw it, or at least heard about it. The New York Giants, having lost their first three games, struggled for much of the football (continued on the next page)

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season, but then embarked on an extraordinary series of wins that, only at the very last moment, raised them up enough so they could make the playoffs as a wildcard. Wildcards rarely get past the first round of the playoffs. In forty-three years of the National Football League, only once has a wildcard won the Super Bowl. As for the New England Patriots, they had marched along victoriously all season, developing the astounding record of eighteen wins and no defeats. In the forty-three years of the NFL, only once — the Miami Dolphins thirty years ago — has a team gone undefeated for the entire season. Now the Patriots were one game away from doing so. And in the Super

Bowl, they would play the New York Giants, a team they had beaten twice during the regular season and somehow had wobbled into the arena. In Las Vegas, the odds makers said to bet on the Giants. They wouldn’t win the game, but they would lose by less of a margin than the spread. During the season, I had become a Giants fan now and forevermore. I love watching sports, but prior to this, I have simply enjoyed rooting for whoever was the underdog. I liked the idea of a team with fewer skills that might rise up, and with a mighty effort, triumph. Sometimes it would happen. Most of the time it didn’t.


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where her cheek meets her mouth line. She also seemed to have a rash on the left side of her neck. “It’s not a facelift,â€? said one of my female friends. “I think it is Botox. And I think that’s what gave her a rash.â€? Someone got up and found a magazine on the coffee table that had a picture of her taken about three weeks ago. She had no dimple there then. She was also not smiling. And her cheek was smooth. Now she is smiling even when she is not smiling. “It’s a permanent smile,â€? somebody said. “Well I like it,â€? somebody else said. “Well I don’t. She looks like the Joker in Batman.â€? “It’s a BENEVOLENT smile,â€? a third person said. “And she’s cute.â€? The four of us were there on that couch. We speak freely with one another. “We shouldn’t be talking about Hillary like this,â€? somebody said. “She’s a woman. Women take offense to this kind of conversation.â€? “Well isn’t THAT sexist.â€? “I also think whoever put her makeup on, made her up so she’d look good under lights and at a distance. There must be a thousand people in this theatre they’re in. But there are ten million watching on TV. And here it’s close up and personal. Especially in Hi-Def.â€? “Fire that makeup lady.â€? Somebody made a comment about the Nixon-Kennedy debate, and how Nixon was so sweaty and that’s why he lost the election. Oddly, nobody spoke about Obama’s ears. On the screen, they were talking about tax cuts or something. I really I have no idea. How did it all turn out, anyway? •

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Trouble in Armenia Turkey, Russia, Germany, Azerbaijan, Macedonia and Kazakhstan By Dan Rattiner At 6 a.m. the other day, we were getting into a taxicab for the 45-minute ride to John F. Kennedy Airport. The cab driver, a burly fellow of about 50 years old, seemed to be of foreign extraction. It occurred to me that he might have been from one of those tiny countries that developed where Yugoslavia used to be, or maybe from another tiny country in the Balkans. “Armenia,” he said, when I asked him. At 6 a.m., for the life of me, I could not bring up Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan’s Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be published by Harmony Books this May.

from memory exactly where Armenia was. I KNOW where Armenia is. But not then. “Where’s Armenia?” “It’s between the Black Sea and the Caspian Sea,” he said. Aha, I thought. Of course. What came to mind was a small war that’s been sputtering around Armenia for about ten years, between the Armenians and their neighbors, the Azerbaijans. The Armenians are Christian. The Azerbaijans are Muslim. Between them they take up the few hundred miles that separate the Black from the Caspian Sea. But this fellow was in America. I wondered about it. “Is that war still going on with the Azerbaijans?” I asked.

“Of course,” he said. “It will always be war.” “Why is that?” “It has to do with the Turks,” he said. “You know the Turks were not always in Turkey. It used to be occupied by the Greeks.” “I knew that.” “So the Turks swooped in from western Russia. And they’re where they are now. But a little pocket of them never got to Turkey, but instead settled on the western shore of the Black Sea next to us. Then they discovered oil just to the south of us. And everybody wanted it. The English and French came to make deals with us. But the Germans allied with the Turks and built pipelines through where the Azerbaijan Turks were next to us. Everybody was afraid somebody (continued on page 31)

A CALL TO ARMS ABOUT UNDERGROUND LIPA WIRES By Dan Rattiner Well, the decision has come down from on high from the Long Island Power Authority, and what they have narrowed it down to is that for four of the six miles of the route through Water Mill and Scuttlehole, they will put the power lines underground, but for the last two miles, they will put them on poles above ground unless the residents of the area involved, Scuttlehole, agree to pay up to $850 a year extra for the next thirty years. The final decision about all this will take place on February 21. Meanwhile, the people will have to decide.

Putting the wires underground is a wonderful solution, if the residents opt for it, or if the residents along the way can persuade others to opt and pay for it, and it would mean that not only these residents but future residents will continue to enjoy these sylvan views of the farms and fields forevermore. And we commend LIPA for putting it out there as what they would do. I should say this debate about where to put the wires scared the daylights out of most of us, because we discovered that some of the various routes under consideration went above ground on tall poles across people’s lawns, over rooftops and through virgin wood-

lands. Allowing public involvement at the very beginning had been made necessary by, it turned out, new rules mandated by the State. There’d be no waiting until the last minute when the choices would be narrowed down to two or three. LIPA was required to have the general public look at all the maps showing the various options, about forty possibilities, only one of which was underground. It was “not in my backyard” gone wild for a month. Another interesting discovery made as we went through this terrifying process was that the power company, like the water company (continued on page 30)

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GOLDENSTEIN — BEDOIN Mary-Allison Goldenstein of New York and Southampton was married to Prince Ali Xavier Bedoin of Rhydia, Saudi Arabia on the weekend of February 2-3 on the Southampton platform of the Hampton Subway System. Over 2,300 people were in attendance. The father of the bride, Harold Goldstein of Water Mill, Vail and


and causing the stuffiness. Environmentalists came, including officials from the Bronx Zoo who said this was the largest raccoon in the entire world and they wanted to display it. The raccoon was darted and, while asleep, snared and brought up to a cage on the grass set above the duct grating there. But the raccoon soon awoke, and apparently, with considerable effort, managed to bend the bars, climb out and run off into the woods. Although a wide search of Shinnecock ensued, with people being urged to lock their doors at night, nothing turned up. But then, the stuffiness returned and subway officials found he was back in the vent, having built a nest in there. And we are going to leave him be.







RACCOON RETURNS AND RIDERS WILL LIVE WITH IT A one hundred and fifty pound raccoon that escaped from an air duct in the subway system while being rescued last week is back in the air duct again. And this time, the Hampton Subway security team is just going to leave him there. Eight days ago, subway riders noticed that on the K Line, between Southampton and Hampton Bays, there was a spot where the venting system seemed to be blocked on occasion. Every once in a while, things got kind of stuffy for the riders as they passed by this spot. An investigation revealed that this giant raccoon had gotten himself into the air duct that leads from the tunnel up to the surface there. He was moving freely inside the duct. But every once in a while he’d sit on the vent, blocking it


February 8-15, 2008 Riders: 2,346 (five days only) Rider miles: 36,465 (five days only) No delays reported this week.


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Barbados, rented out the entire subway system for two days, so it was shut down to the general public for the occasion. Goldenstein made sure that those special few who were allowed onto the system had the time of their lives. For example, Steven Spielberg, Martha Stewart, Sarah Jessica Parker, Alec Baldwin and Paris Hilton all said that the event was among the most special they had ever experienced. Originally planned as just a one-day event, it was expanded to a whole weekend of events when it was realized that due to religious restrictions, the Bedoin family would be unable to eat during Saturday, February 2. Therefore, that day was devoted to the many, many entertainments that took place on the various subway platforms system wide. Subway cars festooned with flowers took people between Jimmy Buffet in performance on the Amagansett platform, the New York Opera company doing a tag team performance of nine different operas on the Sag Harbor platform (Lincoln Center in New York City was shut down for the occasion), Sting on the Hampton Bays platform just below the subway’s headquarters, the Tyree Bell Modern Dance Company on the Westhampton Beach platform, and the Barnum & Bailey Circus performing with elephants on the Montauk Platform. The Goldenstein family and all the other American guests, in solidarity with the Bedouins, also fasted on February 2. But then, on Sunday, February 3, the festivities and banqueting began in earnest. At 3 p.m. on Sunday afternoon, as a swarm of media helicopters puttered around in the sky over the stairs going down to the Southampton station, with the Paparazzi using long lens cameras to catch the arriving guests, the couple was married in a Catholic, Jewish and Muslim combination wedding that featured a team of priests, mullahs and rabbis who performed a religious dance of solidarity as the nuptials were sealed. A highlight of the wedding was when the Rabbah Ginzberg Ali-Ha, as he asked to be known for this occasion, asked if there was anyone present who objected to this union taking place, only to have a slender young man at the back of the platform stand up and come running forward to say that he objected, only to be brought down by the bride herself with a taser. It was all in fun of course, and the man was “taken away� to “Southampton Hospital,� where he shortly recovered. The couple went off to honeymoon when the festivities ended at 5 p.m. and will remain in Sri Lanka until the end of March. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S WEEKLY MESSAGE What a time we all had this past weekend. (continued on page 20)

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An Amazing Row Shelter Island Rowers Break Records Rowing across the Atlantic By T.J. Clemente After successfully rowing across the Atlantic Ocean in 36 days and 55 minutes, thereby setting two world records for a crew of four, skipper Roy Finlay is safely back at home on Shelter Island. In a challenge race for the Blue Riband Trophy that started on December 15, 2007 in the Canary Islands and ended around 10 a.m. January 20, 2008 on the island of Barbados, Roy Finlay’s quest for adventure was satisfied. Aboard the 30’ Orca, he realized two dreams — being the first multi-hull rowboat to cross any of the world’s oceans, and achieving this goal while setting a world record time for a rowing crew of four. The 43’ La Mondiale won the race and the

trophy, also setting a world record at 33 days 7 hours and 30 minutes. But La Mondiale had a crew of 14, with eight men rowing at all times. Thus, both crews set world records. Battling stormy dark nights, with thirty foot waves, 45 mph winds and rain, plus losing their electronic communications due to water that at one time measured six inches in the bilge, the crew of the Orca overcame forces of nature to enjoy the sweet smell of success. In addition to Finlay, 46, the crew included first mate Denis Richardson, 32, tech guy Chris Cuddihy, 53, and master of the menu, Ronnie Desiderio. Finley credits co-designer Jim Antrim for helping him create the first multi-hull rowboat to cross any

ocean. “The Orca performed way beyond my expectations,” he said, smiling, after a safe crossing. The Orca celebrated two other accomplishments. First, it was “world’s fastest four,” meaning it was fastest crew to cross the Atlantic, and reaching the fastest speed of a rowboat crew of four — achieving 17.3 mph riding down a 20-30 ft. wave. According to Finley, “On that run we were moving so fast we could have pulled a water skier.” The second accomplishment was that the crew actually averaged 24-hour runs of 116 to 123 miles per day. Subtracting the three days they had to use an ocean anchor because of a (continued on the next page)

NEW CULINARY ARTS SCHOOL DEBUTS IN RIVERHEAD By Silvia Lehrer A grand opening ribbon-cutting ceremony and reception for the new Suffolk County Community College (SCCC) Culinary Arts and Hospitality Center in Riverhead was held on January 17, amid much hoopla. Referring to the many contributors to the effort, SCCC President Dr. Shirley Robinson Pippins eloquently stated, “Success has 1,000 parents.” Following the Pledge of Allegiance, master of ceremonies George Gatta, Executive VicePresident of the College, introduced the many dignitaries, including Pippins, Board of

Trustees Chairman William D. Moore, State Senator Kenneth P. LaValle, State Assemblyman Marc S. Alessi, Suffolk County Legislator William J. Lindsay, Chairman of the Suffolk County Legislature for Economic Development, Energy and Higher Education Wayne Horsley, and Riverhead Supervisor Phillip J. Cardinale. To those who put their hearts and souls into the project, Pippins added, “This is a great day. Great things just don’t happen. They require collaboration, planning, leadership and expertise. This is a great moment for the SCCC, a tipping point after many small steps, truly validating an opportu-

nity to glimpse into the future.” The future is seen as the College’s investment in downtown Riverhead. SCCC will serve as a vital workforce in the region’s development for tourism and hospitality industries — a mainstay of the area’s economy — and a key component in the revitalization of downtown Riverhead. The official opening of the Center coincides with SCCC’s spring semester, which began on January 24. Programs include one-year certificates and two-year AAS (Associate in Applied Science) degrees in the Culinary Arts, Baking (continued on page 22)

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Amagansett native Brandie Woodward has just published her children’s book Lloyd. The concept about a goat discovering the meaning of friendship initially came to Woodward in her high school English class and has stuck with her through the years, even after she achieved a PhD in philosophy. * * * Westerly, the former Wanamaker estate in Southampton beautifully displayed in Gary Lawrance and Anne Surchin’s Houses of the Hamptons, is for sale. The historic Georgian revival most recently owned by Howard Gittis, comes with a $59 million price tag — and a ball-

* * * Gossip columnists have been buzzing about a bizarre new couple — Montauk’s Vito Schnabel, the 21-year-old art collector and son of artist/director Julian Schnabl, and 44-yearold supermodel Elle Macpherson. The agegapped twosome has been seen around Fashion Week events in New York. * * * Congratulations to the East Hampton School Distric for proposing to become the first in New York State to have representatives from feeder neighborhoods on its school board. The district

hopes to add three seats to its school board, to be filled by representatives from Springs and Montauk, and then a third seat would rotate annually among the smaller districts of Amangansett, Wainscott and Sagaponack. The groundbreaking plan still needs approval from the New York State Legislature. * * * A 135-acre property known as Indian Neck Farms has just sold at $19.5 in Peconic, a recordbreaker for the area. The property includes a 5,000-square-foot home, a functioning organic farm and a 19-acre vineyard. The sale follows an upward trend for homes on the North Fork.

masseuses and string quartets. Champagne, caviar and truffles will be served the length of the line on these special cars. And as a special touch, admission to these cars will be limited only to those who can pay for their fare in Euros (for which our token booth operators are in the final stage of classes). And when the ride is over, first-class passengers will find teams of limousines up on the street at the top of the entry stairways of each of the stations to take passengers to wherever it is they have to go, free of further charge. You should know that for the past few months, because of cost overruns, the start date had been postponed again and again as we waited for new funds. Mr. Goldenstein’s $9 million was just what we needed. On another matter, you should know that the man who Mary-Allison tasered just as the nup-

tials were being read, was, it turned out, an old and now unwanted boyfriend of hers named Billy James O’Reilly from Shirley. MaryAllison, who just graduated from Wellesley with a black belt ninja degree, made short work of him, and he is still recovering in Southampton Hospital. When he gets out, he will face charges of molesting, disturbing the peace, stalking, trespassing and just being a bad person in general. The Bedoin family, in solidarity with the Goldensteins, later that night issued an order against him ever setting foot near her again. As well they should. In any case, after a monumental cleanup by our faithful maintenance department, the subway is up and running once again. And if we missed something, for example, a little bit of cavier that might be on the floor or something, well it is up to you if you want to eat it. •

his own water filter to produce the one and a half gallons of water consumed per person each day. Water became the theme of the trip. The voyage began with good weather and a good full moon, and ended with one. But in between the crew rowed the 9 1/2 foot-long carbon fiber oars in darkness and rain, which fell for almost three of the four weeks. The men were constantly battling storms and huge waves. Finlay recalls that 23 flying fish actually landed in the boat, and one morning after getting beat up by waves and weather, the boat was littered with dead fish, beaten to death by the force of the boat crashing through the 20-30 foot waves in the darkness of an ocean storm night. Skipper Finlay said, shak-

ing his head, “In the pitch black you knew what was coming, but then you didn’t.” In the big wave storms, the oars were brought in and Orca was steered with a rudder. All the water from the bad weather destroyed the Orca’s communication capacity. Other than a handheld VHS with a 20-mile range, there was no way to reach the outside world after day three. In fact, the only vessel that ever answered the VHS was Captain Chan of the Philippines, aboard the container ship Chirio. Chan and Finley are now destined to be lifelong friends. It was Captain Chan who eventually notified the crew’s families that they were all okay after many days in a communications blackout. Finley’s handheld GPS was used for the navigation. Along the way the crew saw two whales, sharks, a sea turtle, lots of flying fish and of course, the friendly dolphins. The men had blistered hands, and despite using both Vaseline and silicon seats, they all developed open sores on the buttocks — the most unpleasant physical distraction. Finley doesn’t plan to sit still for long. This summer he will help manage another crew that plans to row Orca from New York to Paris. He is also intent on challenging La Mondiale in a summer 2009 event from New York to Glasgow. However, it will be management from hard ground. Finlay has promised his wife Colleen and his two young sons, Roy and Charlie, that his days of actually rowing across the seas are over.



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Well, maybe not all of us. We regret the inconvenience of not having the subway running for those regular riders who tried to use it over the weekend, especially for those who showed up without knowing about this special event and had to find alternate means of transportation. But you have no idea just how important this wedding was for your privately owned subway company. The Goldensteins paid Hampton Subway nearly $9 million for this event, and you can be sure this money will be very well spent. As you may know, the subway system is just about to put the finishing touches on its exclusive first-class carriage class of travel that we expect to put into service sometime in the next three weeks. For those who can pay the extra fare, there will be front-of-the-train parlour cars with chandeliers, butlers, love seats,


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brutal storm, the men covered the 3,000-mile journey in 30 days of rowing. When rowing, the oarsman steered with the oars. Most of the time two rowers paddled in onehour shifts. The southerly route had warm weather and warm water and at noon each day the crew took a break for a recreational swim. Finley said the crew took 350 pounds of food along, ranging from cans of Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs and ravioli, to freezedried goods and canned fruit. In fact, when the crew arrived in Barbados all that remained in the inventory was four cans of Spam. For water, each crewmember had a Swiss made Katadyn desalinator manual water filter. Each man used

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The Lone Sharks in front of The Wild Rose.

Wild Rose Redux? A Plan to Restore the Wild Rose Café, But Not to the Way it Was By Maria Tennariello Whenever I drive down the Bridgehampton Turnpike, I slow down and sigh as I look at the building that used to be the Wild Rose Café, number 203 Bridgehampton Turnpike. I remember very well how special this place was to the community and to everyone who met up there on the weekends. I even remember the phone number — 537-5050. Formally Gordon’s Inn, the Wild Rose (as it was known by locals in its heyday) was a short walk from Bridgehampton Village. Remodeled from an old tavern, it was magically turned into a restaurant/bar reminiscent of a speakeasy, with a large art deco bar that promoted many a conversation, comfortable sofas, roomy booths, a

baby grand piano and even a reference library. The Wild Rose Café opened its doors in 1994 by owners Brian O’Leary (formally of Nick & Toni’s) and Dean Golden, former owner of the Fresno. They had the winning formula for this year-round local hangout that caught on quickly. Once the summer crowd was alerted, it was almost impossible to get in on a Friday or Saturday night. A big bearded man named Jack was always at the door admitting a happy crowd that couldn’t wait to get on the dance floor. Sometimes he had to turn people away if the room was already filled to its capacity. At the restaurant, O’Leary and Golden joined forces to served healthy local fare, with a light, late night eclectic menu available from 5 p.m.

until whenever. The many delicious and interesting offerings included peach salsa, salads, pesto bread, spring rolls, great Bloody Marys, Irish coffee, beer on tap, local wines and espresso. Tables and chairs were placed around the perimeter of the room, which was lit only by flickering candles, hiding the décor that some considered unattractive. A very special place, The Wild Rose Café was where Hamptonites who all knew each other hung out and danced non-stop to an eclectic mix of music on Thursday through Sunday evenings. The music started at 9 p.m., featuring jazz bands, DJs and the unforgettable country rock music of Gene Casey and the Lone Sharks, (continued on the next page)

E.H. PASSES LAW RESTRICTING HOME BUSINESSES By Daniel Simone In the Hamptons, people from all social strata have conducted their art and business professions from the comfort of their homes. The list includes dance instructors, writers, doctors, craft designers, sculptors, pet sitters and many others. It’s long been a cozy tradition, particularly for artists, writers, and filmmakers. The area seems to foster an inspiring and calming ambiance — a cradle for creativity. But as the sparse population has become dense with homes and residents, some privileges may be misinterpreted or violated. East Hampton Village Officials have been noting not only a dramatic increase in businesses and

professions operated out of residential dwellings, but an expansion of enterprises that don’t comply with the definition of “home occupation.” For example, explained a Village building inspector, who asked to remain anonymous, “We’ve found contractors running their businesses from their homes, cluttering their properties with all sorts of bulldozers, dump trucks, forklifts, and you name it. Neighbors complain, because they turn quiet neighborhoods into industrial areas. Not to mention the noise pollution. It’s one thing to have an art studio in your home, but it’s a horse of a different color when someone operates heavy equipment in their backyards.”

As a result, on January 18 the Village Board unanimously voted to “enact codes that would restrict these abuses.” In fact, the citizens who attended, without exception, embraced the amendment with a sigh of relief. A home occupation or business, as defined by the existing Village code, describes it as a “gainful activity in a single-family residence that is clearly secondary to residential use.” Further, “a home professional office” is defined by living space where a New York State licensed professional practices. In part, the code modifications require that the office area must be incorporated within the owner’s (continued on page 29)

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and Pastry Arts, Hotel and Resort Management, plus Continuing Education and Personal Enrichment courses for those who wish to improve and expand on their existing cooking skills. In addition to the culinary arts facility, the second level of the Center will house SCCC’s new Licensed Practical Nursing (LPN) program. (Currently, the college’s highly regarded Registered Nurse programs are offered only in Selden and Brentwood.) General education courses and English as a second language will be available in large classrooms in the facility. But right now, it’s the cooking school that’s taking center stage. The innovative culinary arts program is designed for students with a career interest in both culinary and food service management. The program is divided among career-specific courses, and courses in business and the liberal arts. This curriculum will prepare students to enter the workforce or continue their education by transferring to bachelor degree programs. Students also will receive specialized instruction in baking and pastry arts, along with an intensive introduction to international cuisine. To supplement their skills development, students will participate in a 200-hour internship program. The acknowledgement of Richard Freilich, Program Director of Culinary Arts at the SCCC, as the visionary behind the culinary school project, was duly recognized with a presentation of a framed, beautiful rendering of the new center. His dream has produced the Baking and Pastry Arts Laboratory with sta-

tions for 20 students and a Culinary Arts Laboratory with stations for 16 students. There is a separate Dietetic Technicians program that will have use of the labs as required. The laboratories are equipped with gleaming state-of-the-art kitchen equipment, some of which was donated by Sub-Zero/Wolf. The streamlined, Sub Zero/Wolf 60-seat demonstration theatre/lecture hall with graduated seating, full instruction kitchen, brick oven and integrated instructional technology will be available for general courses. At the opening, one of the instructors demonstrated and served light-as-air warm crepes topped with luscious, caramelized fresh strawberry sauce. The new center will enable the culinary arts program, which had formerly operated at full capacity of 50 students, to expand to 188 fulltime students over a four-year program. As a member of the SCCC Culinary Advisory Board, I felt Freilich’s energy, passion and leadership that set this project in motion. This investment in higher education has been made possible by significant financial support by way of grants from several of the dignitaries — $250,000 from Kenneth La Valle, $30,000 from the Suffolk County Legislature, $150,000 from NYS Assemblyman Marc Alessi, $330,000 in capital allocations from the County and $200,000 in capital support from the Assembly. The College has been

able to finance the initial equipment costs for this new facility. On February 8, locals and tourists will be lured to the SCCC’s retail space in the form of the “Bakers Workshop Café and Bistro” at 20 East Main Street in downtown Riverhead. The stunning bakeshop will offer pannini, soups and salads and all manner of pastry and baked goods. The adjacent atrium, complete with chairs, tables, and handicap access to Main Street, sponsored by the Parr Organization, is accessible to patrons of the bakeshop to enjoy their purchases, and to the students. Students have the option to spend the required 200 hours of internship for their SCCC degree at the bakery. The state-of-the-art, all brick 28,000-squarefoot facility was constructed by the Parr organization and the attractive, modern building was designed by Baldassano Group Architects. The hallways and classrooms are painted in a spectrum of soft colors defining the spaces, and Lou Pedota, who works for the college as the director of construction, was lauded for his tireless efforts beyond the call of duty. Along with some of the closing remarks at the ceremony, Bill Maher, an effective advocate for the College and the sitting chair of the Board of Trustees, spoke on behalf of the Board when he said that it was great to be part of the on-going transformation of downtown Riverhead. State Senator La Valle commented that he was “so glad to be at this feel-good event.” For more information on the programs, call Professor Freilich at (631) 548-3543, Eastern Campus Admissions at (631) 548-2512, or visit their website at


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who are still playing the circuit today. “Not a month goes by that someone remarks about the good ol’ days at Wild Rose Café and mourn the passing of a really cool scene,” said Casey. Sadly, its reign came to an end in 2001. The Wild Rose Café building still stands on this half acre site, but was recently under scrutiny by the Southampton Town Planning Board, which just gave the OK to part of the revamped plans for the site. Some of the exterior improvements include a re-shingled roof and a new porch. A decision still has to be made on the parking lot. So, at a site where ghosts of past days would sing and dance the night away, the building will now be turned into a seafood restaurant that is planned to open sometime this summer, “If everything goes right,” according to Golden, president of Café Properties. Meanwhile, any hope of resurrecting the original Wild Rose Café is just a fantasy. But, if I hit the lottery, the doors will open again, the Lone Sharks will be rocking and all the old timers will be seen sitting at the bar ordering whatever they ordered in 1995. It could happen, you know.

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The Lord be Praised 100-Year-Old Logo at Pierson High School Wins its Right to Stay By Janine Cheviot After much controversy and discussion, a family crest will remain unaltered and a school’s logo will remain intact. In a unanimous decision last week, the Sag Harbor School Board approved the Sage coat of arms and crest as the official logo for Pierson Middle-High School. The arms, which had been used unofficially for many years, signifies the family heritage of Margaret Slocum Sage, Pierson Middle-High School’s primary benefactor who donated over 75% of the funding needed to build the school in 1908. The school is named after the Piersons, Sag Harbor natives on Ms. Sage’s mother’s side of the family.

“I compliment the board on its decision,” said Sag Harbor resident and Pierson alumnus George Simonson, who attended the board meeting. “The right thing was done for all the right reasons.” Controversy over the use of the Sage coat of arms was stirred at a board meeting last fall, when senior student Dhruva Corrigan, who had been asked to design a sign that would hang over the entrance of the school, presented an altered version of the Sage crest. He replaced the Latin phrase “Mea Spes Est In Deo,” which translates to “My hope is in God,” with the slogan “Enrich the World.” Pierson art teacher Peter Solow supervised Corrigan’s

work. Simonson, head organizer of Pierson’s centennial celebration last October, originally worked with Corrigan and Solow to design centennial materials, but their collaboration ended with a disagreement over the use of the word “God.” The controversy arose again on the first day of the centennial celebration during the rededication ceremony held on Pierson Hill. Pins designed by Corrigan (with Solow’s support) were not distributed because they featured the altered crest with the phrase “Enrich the World,” which had not been approved by Sag Harbor District (continued on the next page)

HAMPTON TRADITION XXIII — THAYER’S HARDWARE By T.J. Clemente There’s nothing like a stroll through a hardware store, shelves filled with so many things you truly need or would like to have. Almost every American town has had its hardware store, but few have the staying power of Thayer’s Hardware and Patio, a fixture in Bridgehampton for the last 55 years. Opened by Nathan Townsend Thayer Sr. and his son Nathan Townsend Thayer, Jr. in 1953 right on Main Street and open seven days a week, the Thayers have maintained a high level of commitment and service to the community. Roger Thayer, the third generation of the

family, has been at the store for 45 years. “I am too young to think about turning it over,” he said. A 1967 grad of Bridgehampton High School, he hasn’t seen a big shift in inventory. “Same hammers, same screwdrivers, same hardware,” he said. Roger’s grandfather, Nathan Sr., who summered in Amagansett in the 1920s, moved here permanently in the early 1950s from Brooklyn after Nathan Jr.’s service in World War II had ended. Together they laid the groundwork for the jam-packed store. Strolling down the aisles gave me the feeling I got walking into a hardware store with my

father years ago. I noticed the wooden handled corn brooms. A row with every kind of light bulb, including those new, weird looking energy saving ones, caught my attention. Cans of paint made me think of what rooms need to be painted. A display of flashlights made me wonder if I had enough batteries. Pitchforks, spades and other garden tolls were a reminder that spring is coming. New Weber grills elicited thoughts of summer. Then I arrived at the Black and Decker power tool zone. You could almost hear them hum. Next to those were old time saws powered only by old time elbow (continued on the next page)

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Superintendent Kathryn Holden. “The problem I have with anyone changing the logo, besides the legality, is what it stands for,” said Simonson. “The logo has been around for a long time. It doesn’t make sense to change it.” Simonson noted that his concern was nothing personal toward the student, but that the logo’s design shouldn’t have been put in his hands in the first place. “What happens in four years when new students want to change it again? I think there is more to do in art class than change a school logo that was established 100 years ago,” he added. Since the centennial celebration, it was confirmed that the word “God” could legally be used in the crest as part

“Alumni Hallway” was also discussed at the recent board meeting and is being considered. “All we ever wanted to do was make Pierson proud. We never had an ulterior motive,” said Simonson, who noted that Pierson alumni are still thanking the centennial committee for the great time they had at the celebration. “We honored tradition and our benefactor, and brought everyone together. In the grand scheme of things, the logo fiasco was a minor distraction.” Ms. Slocum Sage represents a significant part of Sag Harbor’s history, as she also funded the John Jermain Library, named after her grandfather, and the Sag Harbor Whaling Museum, which was originally her summer home. For many Pierson alumni, changing her family’s coat of arms would be changing a sentimental piece of history. “I hope Ms. Sage is looking down and saying they did the right thing,” said Simonson. “She gave Pierson a generous gift. The crest is her legacy, and we should honor that.”

of the logo because a coat of arms is granted protection by the kings of England under common law. Legality aside, many supported the use of the original Sage crest because it signified Pierson’s rich history and tradition. “The community was behind us. We had wonderful support,” said Simonson. “Why argue about something as elementary as honoring the woman who gave us the school?” The outcome of a controversy that began with the wording on school signage is that the original Sage crest with the Latin phrase “Mia Spes Est In Deo,” will soon hang over the doors of Pierson Middle-High School’s entrances on Division Street and Jermain Avenue. Naming a hallway in Pierson Middle-High School

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grease. In the camping section a portable “sport generator” caught my eye. Not sure if they’re allowed on Sagg Main Beach, but it might be fun to set up a 42” big flat screen TV there, using the generator to watch a ballgame. Back in the corner was the classic hardware — screws and nails ranging from 8-inch spikes down to smaller sizes. I love buying bags of nails, and then banging them in everywhere because I have so many. Although Thayer’s has always carried patio furniture, a spacious and well-stocked patio extension was added 13 years ago. The patio furniture is of high quality — much of it made of teak. And there were plenty of cool table umbrellas, and sturdy deck chairs. Roger Thayer, on deck at the store for so long, is a treasure trove of information on the inventory. The tradition in the Hamptons is asking a Thayer for help and advice when it comes to hardware — and getting it.

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Who’s Here By Daniel Simone In the foyer of the upper midtown Manhattan townhouse, two promotional posters of vintage productions hang prominently on the wall. In other rooms, the walls are a testimonial to the arts and entertainment — photos with celebrities, newspapers and magazine articles, diplomas, thirteen Emmy nominations and a table top displaying letters of gratitude sent to the resident of this home, James Lipton, by many of the guests who appeared on his popular show, “Inside the Actor’s Studio.” The living room is dominated not by a testimony to his professional accomplishments, but homage to his personal life. A gracious and flattering painting of Lipton’s wife, Kedakai, whom he calls “a most astonishing woman,” looms large. Lipton’s talents have been seen in film, on Broadway, on television, and read in six tomes over several decades. His fame skyrocketed thirteen years ago when he launched the Bravo series, “Inside the Actors Studio,” a show accessed by 84 million homes in 125 countries. Lipton has capitalized on one of his natural traits, an impassive and ever-present expression of reticence that he describes in his book as that of a “particularly dour undertaker on an especially bad day, even when I am seething with good humor.” This aspect, the stone-faced Lipton, has distinguished him from other television show hosts. Like his writing style, his speech is eloquent, each word and phrase preceded by forethought. His vernacular favors a tinge of legalese, and for good reason — his first training was in the law profession. Owing to his mother, a teacher and his father, a poet, he is a wordsmith who writes with a literary adroitness layered with philosophical undertones. As a child, Lipton was often presented with books by his mother — his most treasured of those gifts was an encyclopedia. Owing to his love of language, Lipton became conversant in Latin. In fact, a favorite summer pastime for young “Jimmy” was to translate lyrics of popular songs into Latin. Although Lipton first embarked on a career in law, it wasn’t his passion, for his inclination to the arts was a far more powerful calling. “My mother had imparted upon me the ardor of the arts,” he said. But Lipton pursued a law career largely because he equated life as an artist as a life in poverty. His father, Lawrence

James Lipton Writer & Interviewer Lipton, a prominent poet and beatnik, exemplified that image. In his most recent book, Inside Inside — a cathartic memoir published last October — Lipton writes that his father “is not one of the heroes of this account, neither is he a villain, I’m not sure what he is — or, in fact, who.”

called his book, An Exaltation of Larks, his “letter to the world.” First published in 1968 by Penguin, it has not been out of print since. The book, rich with ingenious engravings, is a compendium of about 1,100 poetic terms. Lipton calls it “a wordlover’s garden of delights.” Penguin refers to it as, “a literary perennial that has become an American classic,” and has scheduled the release of yet another edition in 2008. Prior to “Actor’s Studio,” Lipton wrote and produced NBC’s “Mirrors,” which he had adapted from his original novel. Books bound for Broadway followed, as well as lyrics for two musicals. On Broadway, he produced The Mighty Gents, starring Morgan Freeman and the comedy duo Monteith and Rand. Critics called the play, “the comic event of the season.” Lipton also wrote and produced Jimmy Carter’s “Inaugural Ball,” and developed, wrote and directed twelve of the highly acclaimed “Bob Hope Birthday Specials.” His own theatre training was under three of the most revered theatrical masters — Stella Adler, Harold Clurman and Robert Lewis. A lifetime in the arts served as the inspiration for two of Lipton’s most recent endeavors — “Inside the Actor’s Studio” and The Actors Studio Drama School. Neither undertaking was strategically planned. It started when Norman Mailer and his wife Norris were members of the Actors Studio, a drama workshop organized in 1947 as a “cloister” for actors, directors and writers. They insisted that Lipton come and attend a session. He did, and became first a member of the Studio and later its vice president. With the assistance and collaboration of a roster of other dedicated members that included Paul Newman and Ellen Burstyn, he founded The Actors Studio Drama School, and classes began in 1994 with Lipton as its founding dean. Thirteen years later, the Actors Studio Drama School has become one of the largest and most renowned in the country, and the series “Inside the Actors Studio” burgeoned to a vast success. Asked if he foresaw the rampant success of the show, Lipton’s eyes widened and he boomed, “Not in my wildest imaginations. It was a joint, arduous effort involving many people.” He added, “At a point and time not too distant in the past, I had three lives. I was the dean of the Actors Studio, the writer of the series, its host and executive producer. I main-

Although Lipton first embarked on a career in law, it wasn’t his passion, for his inclination to the arts was a far more powerful calling. The book chronicles Lipton’s innumerable accomplishments and his glorious career. Those pages, filled with evocative details, are like frames of a film that play his life. Lipton’s writing career started very early. He was a published poet by the age of twelve. He

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her style and her beauty. She brought fashion there, Alphonso built huge sculpThis soon led Courtney, with to the White House and she brought Hollywood tures ten feet tall and higher her large inheritance, to found and Broadway there to entertain them. She that he sprinkled throughout the the Ross School, which today, was surely the most fashionable woman to property. They could be seen with campuses in East ever be First Lady. along the long drive up to the Hampton and Bridgehampton, After Jack was assassinated by a sniper in house, and out the long drive is becoming one of the great pri1963 while riding in an open car through back out to the street. vate schools in the country. Dallas, Jackie retired to Manhattan, where she The couple remained together Currently, 500 students are had an apartment on the east side and worked for more than forty years, only enrolled there, nearly half of as an editor at a book publishing house. She parting when death took them on scholarship. Barry and Renee sometimes came to the Hamptons, but always Alphonso in 1985. Barry and Renee Trupin with very little fanfare. She worked tirelessly The property had originally been built by In 1977, a Wall Street millionaire who had for nature and the environment. Christian Herter, who was Secretary of State clawed and scraped his way to financial sucAlphonso Ossorio and Ted Dragon during the Eisenhower Administration. It is cess using dubious methods, married a beautiWhen Jackson Pollock died, he was driving today owned by Ron Perelman, perhaps the ful, young Catholic woman from the Midwest his car with the two young women to a party wealthiest man in the Hamptons, who, as you named Renee. The daughter of an army officer, being given by Alphonso Ossorio in celebration might expect, lives in what is the largest and she had traveled with her family around the of his return from his homeland in the most elaborate mansion in the Hamptons. country. Barry, from one of the orthodox Jewish Philippines. Steve and Courtney Ross communities in Brooklyn, asked her what she Ossorio, a well respected By all accounts, Steve Ross, wanted in her life. She said she would like to painter in his own right, the man who created one of this be a member of the wealthy WASP society in moved to the Hamptons just country’s greatest business the Hamptons. shortly after Pollock did, arrivmergers, Time with Warner, was In 1981, Trupin bought the old oceanfront ing with his young companion, a much-loved man. He drew duPont Estate on Meadow Lane, and at his Ted Dragon, a classical and people to him and urged them to wife’s behest, turned it into a French Chateau modern dancer on the New greatness. There are many complete with spires and turrets. It also feaYork stage. today who trace their success in tured a giant, indoor lagoon with sharks and The Ossorio mansion was, life to what he taught them. other fish swimming around. and is, probably the largest In 1981, Steve Ross married Southampton society was not happy to welCourtney and Steve private estate in the Hamptons Courtney Sale, a sometimes diffi- come these two into their community. A fierce in terms of acreage. Located on the shores of cult but brilliant and beautiful young woman. war raged for three years as legal battles were Georgica Pond, it involves more than 55 wood- It was his second marriage. waged to drive them out. ed acres, a main house, several guesthouses The couple had one child, a daughter, and In the end, Barry and Renee lost this war, and at the docks on the pond, numerous raised her as a homeschooled child. Courtney and, in leaving town, simply abandoned their Venetian gondolas. During his years living had very strong ideas on how children should half completed mansion. Later it was sold to be raised and taught. After Steve died in 1987, Francesco Galesi, a New York Developer, for a she arranged for him to be buried in Springs at fraction of what it was worth — about $1.6 milthe Green River Cemetery. She has devoted lion. He later sold it for $20 million to Calvin herself to his memory. As for their daughter, Klein, who lives there today. 631-537-0100 Courtney continued to homeschool her, but Barry and Renee remained together for Bridgehampton Commons also homeschooled other children as well, often many, many years. I don’t know what became 2102 Montauk Hwy Naill Spa Bridgehampton N.Y. arranging for them to take trips to far off of them, and I do know that Barry spent some (Next Door To T.J. M axx) places around the world as part of their educa- time in jail for buying what turned out to be tion. (continued on page 30) Manicure


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tained a preposterous sixteen-hour schedule.” To date, “Inside the Actors Studio” has hosted 200 celebrity guests — the very first being Paul Newman. But attracting A-list actors wasn’t easy in the beginning. “At first we were regarded with skepticism,” he said. “It was a new concept, an unscripted interview just as you and I are now having this unrehearsed conversation. Other talk show interviews are pre-scripted. But it’s the spontaneous format of my show that evokes unencumbered responses to my questions from my guests.” Lipton was eager to discuss his newest accomplishment, Inside Inside. He gently lifted it from his coffee table and spoke of it with the pride of a father speaking lovingly of his child. “I’ve just received this from my publisher. It’s a leather bound issue of my book.” The book chronicles the victories, defeats, aspirations and rewards of his life. It abounds with details told through the voice of a captivating raconteur, and outlines the conception,

scope and development of the Actors Studio Drama School and “Inside the Actors Studio.” Lipton wrote Inside Inside over the span of two years, with relentless intensity, from his home in Bridgehampton where he vacations during the summers. “I’ve been frequenting the Hamptons since the ‘60s. In one chapter he explains how he booked Steven Spielberg for the show. “I ran into him inside the East Hampton Cinema, on the popcorn line,” said Lipton. “We inadvertently cut to the front of the snack line, and had it not been for Mr. Spielberg’s fame, the incident might’ve ensued into a wild altercation.” In addition to his professional career, Lipton participates in the Hampton Classic with his horse, Chico. An even more adventurous Lipton is a daring aviator who has navigated perilous flights over some of Alaska���s most unforgiving and intimidating mountain ranges — impressive achievements for any man, and especially for one living that “preposterous sixteen-hour schedule.”

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Live From Brazil I am in Rio de Janeiro right now, writing to you from my gorgeous apartment on Ipanema Beach. I just finished lifting weights while looking out at the ocean and going for a long run, passing by bikini after bikini, peddlers of aqua de coco and a seemingly endless parade of people walking the streets wearing hats, drinking chopp, dancing to Samba music and smiling. I and three friends, one of them being Pentagon John from grade school, are all pretty stunned. Last night was spent dancing at one of the most famous nightclubs in the world, Nuth (pronounced nooch), until 6 a.m. As the sun rose over Copacabana Beach, we were all still full of energy from the sugar rush of Brazil’s most popular drink, Caparinha, a mix of lime, sugar and rum made from sugar cane. Out of all of the places I have been to in the world, Brazil is the most beautiful in terms of natural beauty and the people that are here. It is not a fluke that the most predominant nationality of Victoria’s Secret models is Brazilian. It is also not a fluke why Mick Jagger came down here and married a Brazilian. The mix of genetics here is tremendous — Italians, Germans, Portuguese and Africans — and when you combine that with all the other gorgeous people in the world who come to settle here, you get gorgeous bodied and tanned human beings with a thirst for life and fresh fruit from the Amazon rainforests. I think my friend Luke said it best. “Every minute here in Brazil is like their fruit, just jam packed with life and goodness.”

The surf culture is alive and well in Rio. Much like the Hamptons, waves come and go, and on our first day there was double overhead that cannot be described as anything but perfect. Barrels flew down the beach as surfers were spit out of them, all crying out in screams of victory as children surfers, envious of the twenty-yearolds with strong enough bodies to match the waves, watched with glee and jumped up and down and pointed. Although I’ve never been much a fan of Latin or Samba music, in Brazil, I’m starting to learn. Everything is about music and physical fitness here. Along the beaches are countless makeshift gyms, some just include a dip or pull up bar, while others include weights made out of concrete that you can lift. These are generally up on ledges, where the views of the beach are simply inspiring. On the streets, music is playing no matter where you go, a beer costs $1.50 in US dollars and the roads are clean thanks to a scheme by the government that pays the poor by the pound to collect cans and plastics for recycling. You can buy gasoline at gas stations here, as well as 100% bio-diesel fuel, which costs a lot less and is what most drivers use. On a street corner, a couple might be kissing as

others head towards an outdoor café or the beach. Older couples snuggle together, while younger couples can be caught dancing in public for absolutely no reason other than because they enjoy dancing together. During this week of Carnival in Rio, my friends and I, since day one, can’t figure out if we have just been lucky or if this is just the way it is here. Perfect sunsets over the horizon are met with a block party or parade, where thousands of Brazilians and tourists simply walk, dance and sing together. Everybody here just seems to get it. There are no police sharpshooters on the rooftops or traffic barricades stopping us from going anywhere like there are in the U.S. during major city parades. There doesn’t seem to be much planning to it either. It all just happens and it really is pretty cool. I can’t describe the weight that is lifted off your shoulders here. Everything is okay, looks of judgment are non-existent and all that really matters is that you are happy. It has hit me here in Brazil that really, that is all that matters. On this trip, one of the biggest things that I’ve personally realized is just that. Got to go, Luke just punched me in the stomach, we are headed to a Samba bar.

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The Sheltered Islander Sheltered Islander #483 Bait and Switch Associated Press, January 30, 10:49 a.m. EST — “For the mature woman who has everything: a boy toy.” Wanted: rich older women interested in hot younger guys. Applicants must be over 35, earn at least $500,000 a year or have a minimum of $4 million in liquid assets, entrusted assets or divorce settlement. That’s the basis of a speed dating event organized by a New York entrepreneur bringing together twenty “sugar mamas” and twenty “boy toys” vetted by an elite New York matchmaker. “Symbiosis has allowed ugly rich men to attract young, gorgeous, money-hungry women for centuries — it’s now the women’s turn,” proclaims “Sally, you’ve cooked up some crazy ideas before, but this one is crazy enough to actually work.” “I think it has a shot. Single women on the Island complain all the time that there’s no one new to date. Dating on Shelter Island is like playing musical chairs. Everybody is somebody else’s ex. All the men have been recycled.” “That’s true, I’ve cycled through the available Island guys twice. So, the plan is, we send some really rich Island women to this event as bait to lure some of these hot guys back.” “I know two gals, stinkin’ rich. They’ll go to the event if I tell them that the guys are shoe design-

ers who select the women they think are attractive enough to wear their shoes. You know rich people can’t handle rejection. These women will bribe the guys to come to the Island with their goods to see if the shoe fits.” “How do we get rid of the rich women after they get the guys here?” “Simple, we tell them the truth. The men don’t have any designer shoes and worse, they have no money. They’ll drop them like a feral cat at the dump.” “How do we keep the guys on the Island, Sally?” “Ah, that’s where my true genius comes in. We are on an Island after all. We bribe, threaten or blackmail the ferrymen to ban these new guys from the ferries. Next, we find married men with boats to patrol the Island and stifle any escape attempts.” “Married men with boats?” “Of course, they are constantly looking for any excuse to get out of the house before “she who must be obeyed” assigns any chores. Any excuse that gets them on their boat is welcome. By patrolling the waters around the Island and preventing any escapes, they get out of the house and in their boats. If we add beer, it will be perfect.”

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“What about if the captives call for help on their cell phones?” “We’ll frisk them for cell phones, or any communication devices, but if one of them manages to make offisland contact, we’ll just stonewall whomever comes. We don’t know anyone by that name or description.” “I love it.” “I’m telling you, it can work. I figure we can keep them here for at least a year. We’ll put them on a rotation list so everybody gets an equal shot at each new guy. If we don’t like them, we just let them go.” “Just like that? What if they report us to the authorities?” “Who’s going to believe that they were held captive on a tiny Island by wild single women? The cops will think they just swallowed too much sea water, or they might get committed. Either way, they’ll never sell the story.” “Gosh, a new man on Shelter Island, wow, it doesn’t happen very often, Sally.” “Yep. I almost feel sorry for the poor slobs. One rotation with the Island gals, won’t be nothin’ left of these boys but their shoelaces.” “Serves them right for trying to marry women just for their money.” “Remember the old saying, when you marry for money, you earn every penny of it.”

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acter of the village in any way, and I haven’t turned my house to look lopsided.” Leon pointed to an ambiguous issue: The language of the amendment permits real estate agents to conduct affairs from their homes, and yet excludes art dealers. Village Administrator, Larry Cantwell, disagreed. He stated that the Village Board decided to implement these restrictions to avoid the

use of residential homes as commercial properties and to prevent asymmetrical additions that distort the architecture. “When you are buying and selling art and having openings, that tends to go over the edge of the Village’s intent of preserving the neighborhoods.” Leon responded by saying that it will be difficult for the Village to police and prevent residents from operating non-conforming businesses from their homes. In fact, while it is relatively easy to spot ongoing industrial activities on a residential property, a less conspicuous type of business would be harder to uncover. Village resident Sam Lichtenstein commented, “Look, if it’s an inconspicuous business, well then who cares? We’re more concerned about the gross indiscretions, like welding in the backyard late at night, shooting off sparks and flashes of light that looks like a lightning storm.” In summary, most attendees expressed a desire to retain artist’s studios, writer’s sanctuaries, sculptor’s workshops, and the old-fashioned, single practitioner physician’s office — that is, to preserve the traditional landscape and character of the Hamptons.

up, pinning Brady, if all the offense does is give it back to Brady?” a commentator asked. The Giants led briefly at the start, but after that it was all New England. Never, however, did the Patriots get far enough ahead to feel comfortable. They were always less than a touchdown ahead. It was quite something. The Giants got out in front briefly at the beginning, but after the Patriots got ahead, they stayed ahead for the whole rest of the game, with the exception of the last minute of the game. For you see the Giant defense was still pinning down Brady. As the minutes ticked down, even though the Patriots were still four points in front, Brady was clearly losing his patience. He’d been battered from pillar to post. He’d not been hurt, but he’d surely been shaken and continually surprised from being hit. His numbers were terrible. Nothing he did was any good anymore and you could see the frustration on his face. And then with less than a minute to play, the Giants defense got the ball into the hands of their quarterback for one last try. I am told, because from East Hampton

where I was watching the game I called one of my Boston friends who happened to be watching at First Avenue and 73rd Street in New York, that as the game ended, the entire City of New York burst into spontaneous cries of joy. Eli Manning, having flubbed maybe ten prior attempts, now settled himself and engineered a scoring drive to put the Giants into the lead with just 22 seconds left on the clock. Everybody in our house jumped up and leaped about dancing and cheering. Could Tom Brady bring back the Patriots? It seemed impossible, but miracles for Brady were routine. Instead, the Giants defense once again pounded him into the ground. He threw the ball away. He got sacked for a twelve-yard loss. He threw the ball wide. And, with this Superman of a quarterback just hoping for nothing but to get off the field into the locker room it seemed, he threw one last pass wide and it was over. The Giants had won the Super Bowl! The Giants had won the Super Bowl! I opened the slider to our deck and went out into the cold to get some air. Off in the distance, I could hear cars on Main Street honking their horns. •

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principal dwelling and that it does not involve structural alterations. Also, the trading of goods, including art related items, is not permitted. The amendment restricts the square footage dedicated to the business operation or professional services to 25% of the total dwelling square footage or 500square feet, whichever is less. The code changes also prohibit commercial mechanical machinery and electrical equipment. Parking on the property is restricted to two vehicles, in addition to the resident’s personal automobiles. An East Hampton property owner, Bob Grau, grumbled, “Hell, someone on my block, who I won’t name, has been running a barber shop. People coming in and out of his house seven days a week, all hours of the day and night. Cars park along the street, sometimes even blocking my driveway. I mean it’s not right.” However, whenever new codes or legislation take effect, the adage, “You can’t please all of the people all of the time” is in the air. Esperanza Leon, an art dealer who has been operating from her home for the past three years, said, “I’m not trying to change the char-


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and headed for greatness. This game was important to the Patriots, but it was now meaningless to the Giants. By rights, they should rest the starting players to save them for the playoffs. No sense risking getting them injured in a meaningless game. The Giants talked about it. It would be on national television. They decided to beat the Patriots if they possibly could, and in the event they threw everything they had at them. Of course it was not enough, and the Patriots won, leaving three Giants temporarily on the disabled list after it was over. But the Giants had come very, very close. It was one of the classiest decisions I had ever seen in professional sports. And they won my heart and the hearts of many others. And so the Giants played in the Super Bowl. The only hope was for the Giants defense to bother Tom Brady enough to get him off his game. The Giants’ defense had improved dramatically as the season wore on. If they could flush out Tom Brady, they could give their shaky offense a chance. It was their only hope. And that, as everyone knew they would, is what they tried to do. And, from the get-go, they succeeded. They had Tom Brady, unflappable as he was, pinned. Meanwhile, the young Giant quarterback Eli Manning, a wet behind the ears fellow with the personality of Hamlet if you ask me, blew one offensive opportunity after another. Late in the second quarter, it appeared that he did not even want to be out there. He threw the ball towards the stands. He dropped it and picked it up then dropped it again. He threw an interception. Maybe it was just me, but I thought he was terrified. Certainly he had entirely lost his concentration. “How long can the Giant defense keep this






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stolen paintings, but I’ve always liked what he vate indiscretion that Bill had got on Shelter Island. As for his wife did for his wife, and so I include them here. himself in trouble with. Katie Lee, she has a cooking show of Paul Simon and Edie Brickell And yet, now here he is, campaignher own on a cable channel plus a In 1985, Paul Simon built a beautiful home ing and supporting her. And there blossoming career as a celebrity chef. right on the top of a cliff overlooking the surely is love between them. They And Christie? She goes on and on, Atlantic Ocean in Montauk. The site is just a have stuck it out for 35 years now and as beautiful as ever. And she and thousand yards from the Montauk Lighthouse. surely deserve to be on our list as Billy remain friends, sometimes supHe lived there alone for many years. And it sometime Hamptonites celebrating St. Sarah Jessica and Matthew porting charitable affairs together. became a retreat for him. But in 1992, he met Valentine’s Day. Matthew Broderick and Sarah Edie Brickell, and they soon marBilly Joel and Christie Jessica Parker ried and had three children togethBrinkley These two happy campers, successful actors er. I know that Billy Joel is happily both, met through Sarah’s brother and marEdie has become a fine singer in married to the beautiful Katie Lee ried in 1997. They bought a house here in her own right. And though they Joel today, but nevertheless, I can- Amagansett in 2004. And they are often seen have continued on their separate not forget how Billy and the stun- with their son around town, enjoying this woncareers, they always return to their ning model Christie Brinkley were, derful place. home high on that cliff. We wish through much of the 1980s and Eli Wallach and Anne Jackson them both a Happy Valentine’s Day. 1990s, the Prince and Princess of Perhaps it’s best to end with a love that has Bill and Hillary Bill and Hillary Clinton the Hamptons. endured for half a century. Anne Jackson and Though these two have never owned a home It might be fair to say that this couple, who Eli Wallach, both senior citizens with Medicare in the Hamptons, they are frequent visitors indeed did love one another very much for a cards, are among the happiest people it has here, often staying at the home of Steven long time, were, with Steven Spielberg, the been my pleasure to see and know. Spielberg on Lily Pond Lane in East Hampton. founders of what this community has become Both are accomplished actors, with film credMostly they are here on the campaign trail today. its and awards from as far back as the 1950s because in the Hamptons is where Billy Joel composed some of this and 1960s. And yet they endure, even more than the money is. But it is a pleasure country’s greatest popular songs, endure, and continue to work. You see them to see them together and know some of which were, it was believed, everywhere, always together, and as much in them. for Christie, and others for their love with life and with one another as they were Bill shared umpiring duties with daughter Alexa Ray Joel, who, in her when they first met all those years ago. me for an edition of the Artistsown right, is becoming a successful And sometimes they perform at Bay Street Writers Softball Game in 1988. musical performer. or some other venue out here, and if you ever The marriage of these two cerBilly Joel continues to live here, get a chance to see a skit the two of them do Billy and Christie tainly has had its ups and downs, after a short break in a mansion on involving a scene within a scene and a ladder, and I remember one time they were here and Long Island’s gold coast, and he goes on tour, don’t miss it. • hardly talking to one another over some pri- composes, and is in the boat building business Love conquers all.


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and I suspect the power and cable companies, have the right to string wires wherever the hell they want without regard to state, county, village and town objections. If you are a human being and want the power to go on when you flip the switch, the power company has to be able to make the rules, and they do. Thank God, and thank you thank you thank you power company for your kindness and understanding and mercy in this important decision. And so we move on to the next LIPA project — the power lines in front of my house, and in front of the neighbors’ houses on each side of me, two to the right and one to the left. Some years ago, I stated in this newspaper that the power lines in front of my house are a horrendous blot on the community in which we live. On one side are our four houses, spaced out for about a quarter of a mile along the road, and on the other side of the power lines is Three Mile Harbor with the boats rocking in their slips, with the hills of Northwest and beautiful evergreen woods with the sun setting beyond. It’s such a beautiful view at cocktail time. We have long since gotten used to seeing this beautiful view of the sunset with the power lines going across, but as I have reviewed the photographs I have taken of the sunset over the harbor over the years since I bought the

Sketch of Sag Harbor Turnpike with more wires.

place in 1975, it is quite apparent that the wires have grown alarmingly, both in count and thickness, into unacceptable ropes. This is without a doubt because of the proliferation in telephone companies, cable TV services, Internet connections and power needs to the folks beyond us up the street who do not enjoy this view because of a deep wood that happens to be there (but not here). Until now we have been happy to allow this, but enough is enough. I cannot speak for the others because so far I have not contacted any of the others, but I can assure you that when I do speak to them they will all agree that this quarter of a mile of thick wiring must come down and be put underground. We are talking four telephone poles along this stretch. That is all it is. What

is the holdup? I did brooch this subject in this newspaper a few years ago, trying to get everybody behind the plan to get the telephone poles and wires in front of my house taken down, but the attempt did fizzle. Now, however, with the current success in Water Mill, I call all readers to arms once more. It is an important thing that when I write these articles looking out across the water at the sunset, that I do so without some damn snakes up there bouncing up and down in the wind. In other parts of town, most notably the richer sections south of the highway, the wires are underground and I have little doubt that every one of us on the power grid, not just those who receive this perk, are paying for it. It hardly seems fair that as I write the checks to LIPA every month, sitting in my house looking out, I have to look out at enormous and dangerous power cables while these others can sit and look out at unobstructed views. If you would like to join the TAKE DOWN THE WIRES OBSTRUCTING DAN RATTINER’S VIEW OF THE HARBOR AND PUT THEM UNDERGROUND ACTION COMMITTEE (tdtwodrvothaptuac), just write me a letter here at Dan’s Papers, 2221 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, NY 11932. And don’t use the Internet, please. It will only tempt them to put up even thicker wires. I don’t want that. •

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else would use this passage to get to the oil. And that they would be kept out.” He took his hands off the wheel to motion with his hands to indicate where the various countries were in all this. “Then after the World War, the Russians came and took over Azerbaijan from the Germans, and that’s when they named it that. They made it a province of the Soviet Union. It had no name at all before that. It was just the Azerbaijan Turks.” “So what happened?” “After the Soviets left, Azerbaijan became independent. And it allied itself both with the Turks and the Europeans. But the Russians were now alarmed because they were out of the picture. So they sided with us and helped us claim a certain part of the land that was 80% Armenian and had been part of Azerbaijan. So war broke out. It was all about the oil in the south.” “Keep your hands on the wheel, please.” “Sorry. So now that area is 100% Armenian, no Azerbaijans there at all, but they had a vote, one man one vote in Azerbaijan, and the province was outvoted so it remains in Azerbaijan.” “When did you come here?” “Ten years ago.” “So were you in the war?” “No, I left. Came to America. Who needs that politics?” There was an article in the New York Times that morning about a celebration that was going to take place in the town of Ljubljana, Slovenia, a few days later to celebrate the 116th birthday of Josip Tito, the previous dictator of Yugoslavia. People are coming from all over for this.

Yugoslavia broke up into little pieces after Tito died and separated into the little tiny countries of Slovenia, Croatia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Serbia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, which is what they are today. The Times reporter interviewed some of the tens of thousands of people who are coming for this from all of the little countries that used to be Yugoslavia. “I miss Yugoslavia,” said a Mr. Troha from Slovenia. “It’s no fun living in a little tiny country. We were 30 million people. We didn’t have anything, but we had everything. The whole world knew Yugoslavia.” “The Yugoslav passport was the best in the world, and you could travel anywhere,” said Mr. Vrbic, another Slovenian. Tito founded Yugoslavia in 1946 amidst the wreckage that was World War II. He held it together as a new country modeled after the Soviet Union, for the next thirty- four years until he died. He was a dictator, yes. But as he ran it as a communist country, everybody was equal and all the different cultures were welcome everywhere. “As far as I am concerned, I am still a citizen of Yugoslavia,” said Flasko Gabric of Serbia. “Today we have democracy and nothing in our pockets.” It was pointed out that nobody in Yugoslavia had very much in their pockets either. “In Yugoslavia, people had fun,” said Peter Lovsin, who was the lead singer in a punk band in the former Yugoslavia. “It was a system for lazy people. If you were good or bad, you still got

paid. Also, you got free education and free health care. Now, everything is about money, and this is not good for small people.” People really do miss Yugoslavia. They are coming to this celebration, all of Ljubljana is decked out for it, around a statue of Tito in the town square, with flags, posters, books and lots of other memorabilia. There will be bottles of Cockta, the Yugoslav Coca Cola. There will even be Tito impersonators. And many are arriving by driving in the old and awful Fico automobiles that were made in Russian-built Yugoslav factories for thirty of those thirty-four years. You may remember these cars. After Tito died, the factories shut down and the country opened up. Then, some American entrepreneurs bought the plants, renamed the cars Yugos, started up the assembly lines and, for a couple of years, produced this boxy car that was sold in America as the cheapest car you could buy, and it was. It was also the most falling-apart new car you could buy. It is universally regarded today as the worst car ever made. But people still have them. Mostly in garages with parts missing. And they love them. It really is tough to be from a tiny country. And there are a whole slew of new ones, hanging like barnacles off the underbelly of Russia from the western shore of the Black Sea to the Pacific. They used to be just the Muslim provinces in the old Soviet Union. But now they are independent — Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan. Do they still study geography in grammar school? Or have they just thrown up their hands and given up on all of this? •

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THE TALENT BEHIND THE SCENES A special Drama Desk Panel held at BMI turned the spotlight on four leading theater design talents: lighting designer Peggy Eisenhauer, costume designer Mimi O'Donnell, and set designers David Korins and James Morgan.


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AMY ZERNER @ BERGDORF GOODMAN East Hampton designer Amy Zerner presented a two-day trunk show of her elegant haute couture jackets and coats at Bergdorf Goodman in NYC. Her exquisite oneof-a kind garments are wearable works of art owned by legends Elizabeth Taylor, Patti LaBelle, Martha Stewart and Oprah Winfrey. Each magical creation is handmade in Zerner's East Hampton Studio.

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HARVARD CLUB Drew Gilpin Faust, President of Harvard University, was the keynote speaker when The Harvard Club hosted their momentous 142nd annual dinner. I saw Hamptonites, Sue and Jerry Oscar amongst the celebrated attorney's. Sue is the President of Filmmakers Library and a distributor of documentary films.

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The leading industry professionals gathered together for the annual Bridal Showcase at the Tuscan-inspired Wolffer Estate Vineyard in Sagaponack. Guests spent the day gathering information on the bridal displays, tastings, and food catered by A Small Affair.

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A-T Charity, hosted by Priscilla Lopez and Louis Zorich, chaired by Eric Weinberger at Lincoln Center, and volunteers worked tirelessly this year on behalf of the A-T children and their families who are impacted by this devastating disease. The cast of amazing talented performers dazzled the audience. All proceeds will be used to find treatment s for A-T children.

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Photo & Text: Kimberly Goff Watermill Center (Robert Wilson's) hosts a series of residencies throughout the year. Visiting actors present an open rehearsal to the community. This past weekend Collaboration Town presented a series of experimental pieces. A reception and tour of the facility followed the performance.

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Linda Shapiro and Mort Kassover hosted a rally and fundraiser for Barack Obama, at their East Hampton home. Mary Bromley, Lucius Ware

John Whelan, Mort Kassover, Linda Shapiro, Bob Zellner

TJ Witham, Jordan Seavey, Terri Gabriel, Matthew Hopkins, Boo Killebrew, Geffrey Decas, Jessica Avellone

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Winter Fest Has a Jazzy Sound This Year It started off as Winter Wine Fest a few years ago, but now it’s called Long Island Winterfest—a winter-time festival that is intended to entice people to visit wine country during the sometimesslow, desolate month of February. Organized by the Long Island Wine Council, East End Arts Council, Suffolk County Department of Economic Development and Workforce Housing, and Long Island Convention and Visitors Bureau — with support from

American Express and WLIU, this year’s Winterfest has “Jazz on the Vine” as its theme. And while wine is far from the focus here, there are plenty of attractions and special offers of interest. I still think the old Wine Passport program was a good idea. Winterfest 2008 kicks off on February 8, with a performance by Papo Vazquez at Martha Clara Vineyards, and will run through March 9. As one would expect with “Jazz on the Vine” as the theme, the program will feature a series of free jazz con-

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Valentine’s Day And The Ferris Wheel Enjoy Those North Fork Fairs? Well Your’e Not Gonna Believe This Coney Island never saw anything like that. Today, February 14, is also International Ferris Wheel Day. So move over, Cupid. If it’s true we’re all kids at heart, then fairs, a circus, amusement parks, delight us. Let’s see what giddy, gaudy memories North Forkers have of rides and clowns and cotton candy on this February day, Ferris Wheel Day. The North Fork has its share of fairs – in Greenport, Mattituck, Jamesport and Riverhead to name a few. And of course Greenport is home to that glorious yearround carousel. How special is that! According to Deidre Hawkins, who works in Riverhead, that town’s autumn Country Fair is tops. Deidre is candid enough to say her cooking is only adequate (she does make a good macaroni and cheese taco). So Deidre confesses she goes to the fair mainly for the food. You know, the usual hot dogs and hamburgers, plus jams, breads, funnel cake, donuts, sausage and kielbasa. Some vendors concentrate on foreign food – Italian, Spanish, Polish, Mexican, the list goes on. So Deidre has to make some delicious decisions. Often Mark, Deidre’s husband, accompanies her along with Deidre’s cousins. Of course, always with her is Ryan, Deidre’s not-quite-kindergarten son. Ryan checks out the kiddy rides and then gives full attention to big-people rides. All those fire trucks on display. From little Ryan, we move on to a big guy. He’s Walter Berry of Southold. You may know him as a

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super plumber. Walter’s an integral part of Peconic Plumbing, but he does take time off occasionally, and always on the days of the Greenport Maritime Festival. That festival, a September tradition drawing over 20,000 visitors each year, is Walter’s favorite. Walter’s wife and three children, Brittney, Samantha and Noah, are festival fans, too. What do they like most about the festival? The tall ships, of course. They come from all over the East Coast. And the harbor has fishing contests, live music, arts and crafts demonstrations. It’s a sure bet two-yearold Noah loves the Greenport Pirates. In costume, the pirate troupe sails into Greenport and then roams the town – causing all kinds of mischief. Don’t forget the carousel. Noah likes lots of rides on that. And Daddy Walter? He likes the festival’s chowder contests and eating the baked clams. Walter, a modest fellow usually, was quick to reveal he’s a chowdermaker and serves up his own baked clams. “You’ll never have a better one,” says Walter. That’s it. The sights, sounds, tastes, smells of a fairground. Young and old enjoy it all, especially that big wheel Mr. Ferris gave us back in 1893. Let’s face it. You don’t see Eiffel Towers all over the place. Whereas a Ferris Wheel is always spinning somewhere in this happy world. Even good old Vienna boasts a giant wheel in its Prater amusement park. So the North Fork toasts George Washington Ferris on this February 14. Oh, yes, and Cupid, too.


By Phyllis Lombardi February 14 is for lovers. That’s what they say. Those who sell Valentine cards, flowers, candy, jewelry. Now I like all that, especially the jewelry, most especially when the jewelry is earrings. If, however, you are without a lover, or perhaps even worse, without candy, take heart. February 14 celebrates something else. I discovered it recently and in a rather roundabout way. In what turned out to be one great book, Erik Larson’s The Devil in the White City, I learned much about the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair. The planning, the cost, the difficulties faced by Chicago’s movers and shakers. The bitter winter wind off Lake Michigan, the spring mud, the heat of summer. And the names connected with the fair – Frederick Law Olmstead, Buffalo Bill Cody, Daniel Burnham, Teddy Roosevelt, Helen Keller and H.H. Holmes. That last guy has the distinction of being the first acknowledged serial killer in the United States. Also introduced at the fair were Quaker Oats, Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix and the Ferris Wheel. I know enough about oatmeal and pancakes, I guess, but I knew nothing about the Ferris Wheel. That’s why today, February 14, is important. It’s the birthday of George Washington Ferris. Born in Pennsylvania, Ferris met the Chicago World’s Fair challenge. To design and build something more exciting and dramatic than France’s Eiffel Tower, introduced to the world only a year before the Chicago fair opened. Build it he did. George’s wheel was big indeed. Every car suspended from it held 60 people. Sixty!



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Birds Of A Feather The History Behind The North Fork Audobon Society By Karma Hope I remember the day my brother, Mckay, came home with a bird feeder. He hung it in a tree outside our living room window, filled it with appropriate bird fare and sat down to watch. Mckay was always doing things like this (the stories I could tell), so the rest of us just chalked this up as another phase. He could be found most afternoons when school was over, staring at his bird feeder through the window. He would call whoever was at home to hurry over when a bird was actually utilizing his new toy to share the moment with him. The thing is, after awhile, I found myself lying on the couch watching the bird feeder too. Watching such a simple act of nature brought with it an amazing sense of peace and contentment. But how does such a simple act turn into an entire culture out on the North Fork? Believe it or not, bird watching goes back for generations. In 1886, The National Audubon Society was founded by George Cird Grinnel. It is one of the oldest and most well known environmental organizations in the United States. It was named after John James Audubon, an American Ornithologist. He was the illegitimate son of a French sea captain and plantation owner; his mother was a Creole chambermaid who died a few months after his birth. He was educated in France and later came to live with his father on his estate, “Mill Grove” near Philadelphia. It was there that Audubon’s love of birds began to grow. He spent the rest of his life watching and studying birds to the point that he had a difficult time keeping a job and providing for his family. In 1826, Audubon traveled to England in search of a publisher for his collection of drawings and studies on American birds. Finally, his life’s work, The Birds of America, was

published in parts from 1827 to 1838. George Grinnel was appalled by the mass destruction of birds he was witnessing around him. The great Auk, in particular, was driven to extinction due to their habit of flocking closely together, easily being killed in large numbers. Birds were being killed in mass numbers as a food source and the feathers, plumes, and occasionally entire birds could be found adorning women’s apparel. Inspired by Audubon’s contributions, Grinnel created an organization devoted to protecting wild birds and their eggs. In the first year alone, The Audubon Society gained 39,000 members. Bolstered by the support of President Theodore Roosevelt, an avid hunter, naturalist, and Audubon sympathizer, laws to protect our nation’s birds soon were being passed, including it being illegal to sell the plumes of native birds. The North Fork Audubon Society is a local chapter

of The National Audubon Society and covers the entire North Fork of Long Island from Jamesport to Orient Point. “We promote the preservation of birds and wildlife by protecting and restoring critical habitats of Long Island’s North Fork,” say its leaders. Monthly meetings are held on the second Friday of each month in the Red House Nature Center at 7:30 p.m. The goal of The North Fork Audubon Society is to bring individuals closer to nature, increase education regarding this area’s environment and the animals that share it. The members of the society have created and maintain a 1.5-mile trail meandering through 50 acres of picturesque parkland. The trails are open daily for hiking and enjoying from dawn until dusk. Due to the importance the North Fork Audubon Society places on education, especially nurturing the next generation in preparation to care for our nation’s wildlife, a children’s program is held on the second Saturday of every month at 11 a.m. In February, the children’s program will be oriented around how the winter months affect the local wildlife, looking for signs of wildlife along the trail and creating a winter mural. Classes, programs, field trips, nature walks, luncheons and many other events are hosted by the society for adults, families and anyone interested in learning more about the wildlife in the area and how we can make a positive impact. The North Fork Audubon Society is always looking to increase their number of eager volunteers, members, or gain donations to further the cause. For more information, see their web site to learn more about ways to get involved and make a difference. Sometimes looking at the birds is just what you need.

North Fork Events FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 8 JAZZ ON THE VINE- Will be the theme of the 2008 Long Island Winterfest, which will run from Feb. 8 to Mar. 9, 2008 across the East End. The program will feature local jazz musicians performing at winery tasting rooms every weekend afternoon over the five-week period. The musical calendar will be supplemented by special offers and promotions at tourism-related businesses and cultural venues throughout the region. 2008 Winterfest events are being organized by the Long Island Wine Council, the East End Arts Council, Suffolk County Department of Economic Development and Workforce Housing, the Long Island Convention and Visitors Bureau with support from American Express and WLIU. Visit Or call 631-727-0900. WINTER WATERFOWL- 7:30 p.m. is ‘Winter Waterfowl on Long Island’ presentation by Dianne Taggart, founder and webmaster of, at North Fork Audubon Society’s monthly meeting, Community Center, Peconic Landing, Greenport. Event includes slide presentation by Long Island photographer James Galletto. All welcome; free. 631-323-0103.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 9 ROANOKE JAZZ- At Roanoke Vineyards in Riverhead, check out Mark Yodice performing at 1 p.m. 3543 Sound Avenue. 631-727-4761. WATERS CREST JAZZ- At Waters Crest in Cutchogue, listen to Cat Ballou at 2 p.m. and enjoy some wine. Located on 22355 in Cutchogue. Call 631-871-9194. OSPREY MUSIC- At 3 p.m. listen to Bakithi Kumalo at Osprey’s Dominion Vineyard on 44075 Main Road in Peconic. Call 631-765-6188. FITNESS AT SOUTHOLD HIGH- Southold High School 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.—Students offered free consultations with professional trainers, nutritionists and wellness coach to discourage eating disorders and encour-

age fitness and serenity without using steroids. Includes free pizza. Registration at 631-765-5182. THE PECONIC PLUNGE- 9:30 a.m. check out The Peconic Plunge to benefit Maureen’s Haven Homeless Outreach Program at Veteran’s Park, Mattituck, hosted by The Peconic Community Council. Registration begins 9:30 a.m.; plunge at 11 a.m. sharp. Survivor’s party and awards ceremony follows in clubhouse. 631-727-6831.

cultural venues throughout the region. 2008 Winterfest events are being organized by the Long Island Wine Council, the East End Arts Council, Suffolk County Department of Economic Development and Workforce Housing, the Long Island Convention and Visitors Bureau with support from American Express and WLIU. Visit Or call 631-727-0900.

ONGOING EVENTS SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10 MUSIC AT COREY CREEK- At 2 p.m. listen to Matt Marshak Quartet at Corey Creek Vineyards at 45470 Main Road in Southold. Call 631-765-4168. MUSIC AT CLOVIS POINT- At 3 p.m. listen to Dwayne Kerr at Clovis Point Vineyards in Jamesport. 631-722-4222. PINDAR MUSIC- At 3 p.m. listen to Chuck Fowler at Pindar Vineyards in Peconic. Call 631-734-6200. MUSIC AT PALMER- At 2 p.m. listen to Glen Palermo and Dan Policar Duo at Palmer Vineyards in Riverhead on 108 Sound Avenue, Rte. 48. Call 631-722WINE. PELLEGRINI JAZZ- At 2 p.m. listen to the Mark Gatz Duo at Pellegrini Vineyards on 23005 Route 25 in Cutchogue. Call 631-734-4111. THE TASTING ROOM LIVE- At 1 p.m. at The Tasting Room on Union Ave in Aquebogue, listen to Mark Yodice perform at 1 p.m. Call 631-871-9194. DILBERTO WINERY- Listen to Ahmad Ali at Dilberto Winery in Jamesport at 1 p.m. Call 631-7223416. JAZZ ON THE VINE- Will be the theme of the 2008 Long Island Winterfest, which will run from Feb. 8 to Mar. 9, 2008 across the East End. The program will feature local jazz musicians performing at winery tasting rooms every weekend afternoon over the five-week period. The musical calendar will be supplemented by special offers and promotions at tourism-related businesses and

WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. RussL’HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 7272072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CAROUSEL – The Greenport Village carousel in Mitchell Park is open Saturdays, Sundays and school holidays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Info for all facilities at the park including the ice rink and camera obsura can be found by calling 631-477-2200. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-13-77.

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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 53 Benefits – pg. 37, Movies – pg. 48, Day by Day – pg. 37, Kids’ Events – pg. 40

BENEFITS SNOWBALL BENEFIT – 2/9 – 8 p.m. To benefit village business improvements and the Southampton Aquatic & Recreation Center. Semiformal dress, black tie optional. Tickets $50. Located at Atlantica, 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-3337.

LOAVES AND FISHES DEMONSTRATION – 2/9 – 122 p.m. Instructors demonstrate recipes that will be taught during spring class schedule. Located at the cookshop, 2422 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6066. KEN KORB CONCERT – 2/9 – 2-4 p.m. Performing harmonica solos of the 1920s and 1930s. Located at the Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. VALENTINE’S POETRY READING – 2/9 – 4:30-6:30 p.m. Writer, activist and psychotherapist Claire Coss will read from her book of poems, The Arc of Love along with other readings from authors in the community. Located at Romany Kramoris Gallery,41 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. RED PARTY – 2/9 – 8:30 p.m. DJ Karin Ward prizes for best red outfit. Located at The Dockside Restaurant, Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0677.



FAMILY FRIDAYS – 2/8 – 5:30 p.m. Challah baking BUDDHIST MEDITATION – 2/10 – 10:30-11:30 a.m. Fridays for children, parents and grandparents. Located at Meditations to increase mental peace and well-being for Chabad of Southampton Jewish Center, 214 Hill Street, everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. Southampton. 631-287-2249. 631-728-5700. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 2/8 – LANDSCAPING WITH NATIVE 10:30 p.m. Signify will perform, tickPLANTS – 2/10 – 2 p.m. Douglas PICK OF THE WEEK ets $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Tallamy will talk about the role of RED PARTY – 2/9 – 8:30 p.m. native plants restoring balance to Amagansett. 631-267-3117. DJ Karin Ward, prizes for best landscapes. LIVE MUSIC – 2/8 – 7-11 p.m. Located at the red outfit. Located at The Bridgehampton Community House, CoCo Restaurant presents Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss Dockside Restaurant, Bay Street, Sag 2368 Montauk Hwy. 631-537-2223. Fridays. Located at the Maidstone Harbor. 631-725-0677. FAMILY FUN DAY – 2/3 – 2-4 p.m. Arms Inn, 207 Main Street East Projects will include painting, sculpHampton. 631-324-5008. ture and collage. Located at the BAY STREET THEATRE – 2/8 – 8 p.m. The Picture Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283Show presents St. Elmo’s Fire. Tickets can be purchased until 2118. a half hour before show time. Located on the Long Wharf, Sag OPERATIC PORTRAITS WITH JASMIN BEY Harbor. 631-725-9500. COWIN, Ed.D. – 2/10 – 2 p.m. Women in opera, their strugHEALTHY HEART FAIR – 2/8 – 11 a.m.-2 p.m. gles, conflicts and the sexual politics that ensnared them. Education on heart health, weight check, free glucose, choFree admission. Located at the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue lesterol, HIV and STD screenings. Located at 200 Pantigo Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. Place, East Hampton. 631-329-2425. CHOCOLATE DINNER – 2/10 – 6 or 8 p.m. Dinner is FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE – 2/8 – 6:30 p.m. I Have a $55 per person, with wine pairings, $80 per person. Located Dream will show. Located at the John Jermain Memorial at The Inn Spot Restaurant, 32 Lighthouse Road, Hampton Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. Bays. 631-728-1200. CIGAR BAR – 2/8 – Friday nights are Latino night, Saturdays are with DJ Nicole and Tuesday nights Cuban MONDAY, 11 music. Located at 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING – 2/11 – 6-9 p.m.– COOKING CLASSES – 2/8 – 6-9 p.m. “Valentines Dinner Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Located at Applied for Two” with Chris Cariello. Admission $99. Located at Arts 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton NEW TOWN COUNCIL MEMBER SPEAKS – 2/11 – 7 Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit landp.m. Anna Throne-Holst will meet the public in Q & A format. 631-537-3586. Located at the Southampton Town Community Center, (King CROSSROADS COFFEHOUSE – 2/8 – 6-11 p.m. Live Kullen Parking lot) Ponquogue Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631local music. Located at Springs Church Community Center, 728-5162. East Hampton. 631-907-4838. THE FANTASTICKS – 2/8, 2/9 – 7 p.m. 2/10 – 2p.m. Directed by Michael Disher. Tickets $18 general admission, $15 seniors/students. Located at the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377. “AKC PUPS SINCE 1962”

SATURDAY, 9 THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – 2/9 – 9 p.m. The Frank Anthony Trio, vocals, saxophone and piano will perform Saturdays. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 2/9 – 10:30 p.m. Little Head Thinks will perform, tickets $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. KARAOKE – 2/9 – 10:30 p.m. Every saturday night. Located at Almoncello Restaurant, 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-329-6700. COOKING CLASSES – 2/9 – 4-7 p.m. “Winter Celebration” with Chris Cariello and Lia Fallon. Admission Free. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit 631-537-3586. BLACK HISTORY PROGRAM – 2/9 – 2-4 p.m. Explore the African-American service to the US government from Reconstruction to FDR’s Black Cabinet. Located at the Eastville Community Heritage House, 139 Hampton Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4711. BAY STREET THEATRE – 2/9 – 8 p.m. The Picture Show at presents The Breakfast Club. Tickets can be purchased until a half hour before show time. Located on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. BIDEAWEE OPEN HOUSE – 2/9 & 2/10 – 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Qualified matchmakers will be available to help find the right dog. Medical, training and behavioral questions will be answered. Located at 118 Old Country Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-325-0200 ext. 113.


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TUESDAY, 12 LIVE MUSIC – 2/12– 6:30-9:30 p.m. Jody Carlson and her band will perform Tuesdays at Pierre’s, located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. DRAWING WORKSHOPS – 2/12– 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Uninstructed life drawing workshops sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851. GUILD HALL – 2/12– 7:30 p.m. Play reading of Sex, by Mae West, presented by The Naked Stage. Located at 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. WILLIAM SONOMA COOKING – 2/12– 12-2 p.m. “Foods of the World: New Orleans.” $55 per class. Located at 2044 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-3040.

WEDNESDAY, 13 COOKING CLASSES – 2/13 – 6-8 p.m. “Soups” with Chris Cariello. Admission $69. Located at the Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit 631-537-3586. MEMORABLE MEALS FOR EVERYDAY COOKS – 2/13 – 12 p.m. Chef Jeremy Palmer of Four Seasons Catering will share secrets of some house specialties. Located at the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 ext. 523.

THURSDAY, 14 OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM – 2/14 – 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. TWILIGHT THURSDAYS – 2/14 – 5-7:30 p.m. Dennis Raffelock will perform live music and there will be complimentary cheeses. Located at Wolffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. LIVE MUSIC – 2/14 – 7 p.m. Steve Fredericks will perform Thursdays. Located at MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. MONTAUK MOVIE – 2/14 – 7 p.m. The Montauk Library will show An Affair To Remember. Located at 871 Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 631-668-3377. FREE WRITING WORKSHOPS – 2/14 – 6-9 p.m. Herstory Writers Workshop offers introductory workshops to women. Located at the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-676-7395. POLISH COOKING LESSONS – 2/14 – 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Classic family recipe, Golomki, with Mary Spellman. Located at 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-2832494.

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Photo Courtesy Steven Kasher Gallery, New York

After spending his whole life filming independent movies, Albert Maysles, 81, is now coming out with his first book of both still photographs and cinemagraphs from 40 of his films. About 75 of these framed photos and cinemagraphs from his movies will be on display at the Kasher Gallery in Soho through March 15, with an opening reception on February 15, from 6 to 8 p.m. On the cover of this 374-page book, entitled, A. Maysles Scrapbook, is one of his favorite subjects – the dramatic and colorful “Little Edie” Beale from his original cult movie, Grey Gardens. When he made this movie in East Hampton in 1976, the Beales were little-known characters who caught his eye with their unique Bohemian lifestyle, unlike their Kennedy relatives who traveled in elite social circles. Maysles was the first to bring their untold story to life on the big screen, and then years later, their story was told again with the hit Broadway show Grey Gardens. Although this show recently closed on Broadway, Maysles said there are “rumors” about it going to London. And Steven Kasher, owner of Kasher Gallery, has invited another client, Jessica Lange, to attend his opening for the Maysles show, since Lange is starring as “Big Edie” in a new feature film that is being made about Grey Gardens, which also stars Drew Barrymore as “Little Edie.” “Jessica Lange is also a photographer in her own right, so we are hoping she will be dropping by for Albert’s show,” said Kasher, who got the idea to collect Maysles’ photos and put them in a book and an exhibit. He said he was first inspired by Maysles’ movie

Little Edie in "The best outfit for today." From Grey Gardens , 1975

Gimme Shelter, about the Rolling Stones as they appeared at Madison Square Garden and at Altamont. “This, to me, is the best film about the music scene in the 1960s and 70s,” he said. “I think Albert really captured the essence of that era, and the turbulence of the times.” Kasher and Sara Maysles (Albert’s daughter), went through his archives to select the most appropriate photographs for their project, along with Michael Chaiken, who also helped them edit the book. They selected a photo of Albert and his brother David Maysles on their motorcycles in Moscow’s Red Square, for the back cover of the book, and also a photo of Tina Turner from Gimme Shelter for the spine of the book. The A. Maysles Scrapbook was published by Steidl Publishers of German, and sells for $60. Albert Maysles’ long-time friend and legendary director Martin Scorsese, wrote the introduction for the book. Maysles said he first met Scorcese when he got out of film school and came to Maysles’ studio in

CLASSIC CARS Let’s be honest, even thought this column is called “Classic Cars,” I have to admit that in many ways new cars, in general, are better than old cars. By better I mean that the cars of today handle better and are much more dependable. In some cases they excel in build quality, but they do have their weaknesses. But, all automobiles today are much safer than cars of the past. It may be stating the obvious that new cars are better than old, but in a few ways older cars have it over the new cars on the block. More on that later. Now, lets talk about NEW. What’s really different from the old cars in most new vehicles today are the advancements of all sorts of electronic subsystems. Electric windows, air conditioning and hi-fi radios (to use fifties’ jargon) have been around for decades in automobiles, and, in their day, were truly advanced technology found mainly in American cars. These amenities, common in American cars in the fifties, were unusual for any European manufacturer to offer in their products. In fact, power steering, de rigueur in American iron, was rare indeed in anything produced in Europe. The world’s leading European sports cars built by Mercedes, Porsche and Ferrari never offered these luxury accessories in their products during that era, which was strange, considering one could order virtually any American car with all of them. I always remember sitting in congested Manhattan traffic on a summer’s day in my black ‘64 Ferrari 250 Lusso coupe sweating to death, jealous of the guy in the air conditioned four-door Buick next to me. Today, cars have a really impressive array of electronics buried within their bodywork. Mini

New York, to do some work with him. “Some months ago, he filmed the Rolling Stones at the Beacon Theater in New York with about eighteen 35mm cameras, and he asked me to come with my video camera,” said Maysles. “I filmed and he shot it as well, and he is now editing and making his own film about it.” Kasher explained that Maysles’ new photo exhibit is divided into two segments. There are about 50 of his early black and white still photographs, mostly taken in Russia and Turkey during the mid1950s. Maysles made his first film about a mental hospital in 1955 in Russia, and then he retraced the travels of Saint Paul in Turkey. The second part of his new exhibit features about 25 “cinemagraphs,” which are actual footage of his many films that have been scanned and blown up into limited edition prints in both color and black and white. These images range in size from 16 by 20 inches to 14 by 60 inches, and range in price from $2,500 to $5,000 a piece. Included in Maysles’ new show will be photos and cinemagraphs of such famous people as Marlon Brando, Truman Capote, Sophia Loren, Orson Welles, the Rolling Stones and the Beatles. There will also be photos of Albert Maysles’ children that he took when they were sleeping in different positions. Maysles is now working on an autobiographical film about his life, a film about young children, and another film called In Transit, which takes place on trains around the world. For more on this new photo show, visit – Debbie Tuma


1950 Jaguar XK-120

computers are everywhere in a modern automobile. The computer that controls the running of the engine is actually called the “Brain.” The braking system, suspension, transmission and climate control are all governed by a mini computer. It seems the more expensive the car, the smarter it is. What about the Lexus that parks itself? This expensive car went to Harvard. The latest craze is one that started in military airplanes – GPS. Cars are becoming so smart, that eventually they will probably drive themselves. As you know, one manufacturer has even given his silly looking little car the pompous name, “The Smart Car.” There is one problem making cars so smart with miles of wires interconnected to various computers and subsystems. It’s called dependability. I don’t know if anyone has noticed, but many manufacturers offer really long drive train warranties. Not bumper-to-bumper, but only engine, transmission and running gear guarantees. Why? Because today, most car engines and assorted mechanical pieces have been so well developed over the last one hundred years that they are extremely dependable. What usually goes wrong in new cars are the elec-

tronics. When an electronic gizmo goes haywire it can either be a slight annoyance or stop a car dead in the water. One good thing, new cars are so smart, with the correct equipment, a mechanic can plug into the car and the car can diagnose itself and tell the mechanic what’s making it ill. Like I said earlier, cars today are very dependable, but when something goes wrong with them, they are usually expensive to repair, most likely not covered after the bumper-to-bumper warranty has expired, or an electronic problem you never knew existed. Which brings me back to the charm of older cars. Boy, were they simple. No computers, no plastic, just ground huggin’ metal. When you opened the hood, you could actually see the engine. Amazingly, you could change the spark plugs yourself. It has been said that if the carburetor was invented after fuel injection, everyone would marvel at its design efficiency and simplicity. There is also something about older car aesthetics that has stood the test of time. There are few cars today that will blow your mind with their beauty 50 years from now. Take my old Ferrari Lusso. What about a 1950 Jaguar XK-120 or XK-E, or a Mercedes 300SL Gullwing, or for that matter a ‘55 T-Bird or 1940 Lincoln Continental, or a little 1940 Ford Coupe? In retrospect, these cars, even though the best and most beautiful of their era, don’t compare technically to anything on the road today. They had a certain magic about them. A timeless sense of beauty that I believe is rare today in many of the whiz-kid cars currently in production. Maybe that’s the appeal of all the retro cars. There are certainly enough of them. Wait fifty years. Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist. You can email him at

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Shop ‘til You Drop... With Maria Tennariello We have been very fortunate given the weather has been pretty good. All the rain we had really could have been snow. With so much going on for Valentine’s Day this year, it’s time to get shopping for our special someones. At Rose Jeweler on Main Street in Southampton, stop in and take a look at their fine Journey Collection of hearts in 14k gold necklaces, bracelets and assorted pieces and sizes that are just perfect for your special Valentine. At Calypso Christine Gelle in Westhampton Beach, Southampton and East Hampton, the beat goes on with the end of season blowout sale with up to 90% off great ladies clothing and accessories. Get going it’s almost over. English Country Antiques & Home Furnishings on North Sea Road in Southampton and Snake Hollow Road in Bridgehampton has it all going on with their house staging services. They have rooms all set up and ready to view featuring their interior design and furniture and furnishing accessories. Stop in and see what the buzz is all about or shop their online store at for a virtual tour. Windows & Walls Unlimited is celebrating Valentine’s Day with a special no tax sale that will run through February 15. Log onto for a look at their Hunter Douglas Gallery products, drapery, slipcovers, cushions and more. In the Bridgehampton Commons at Vincent Da Silva @ Gil Ferrer Salon, Valentine gift certificates are available for hair cut or color, affording you 25% off your own hair services…they must be purchased before February 16 for that sweet deal! Log onto for more info. Coffee lovers can celebrate Valentine’s Day all month long at Hampton Coffee Company on Montauk Highway in Water Mill and on Main Street in Westhampton Beach. This month’s special coffee fla-

vor is chocolate cherry kiss IN MONTAUK: What and the signature beverage could be more romantic than is the mocha amore latté. taking your special someone Plus, free samples of chocoto Gurney’s Inn for late cherry kiss coffee will be Valentine’s Day? Gurney’s available all month! If has a spectacular you’re looking for a great Valentine’s Day dinner guargift for your Valentine, suranteed to score you some prise them with a package of big-time points with your decadent homemade chocohoney. You can renew your late dipped biscotti, some vows prior to the dinner as chocolate cherry coffee well at 5 p.m. with VIP beans, or if they’re a tea Judge James Ketcham preStyle Bar, Sag Harbor lover, a beautiful canister of siding. You should make your special rose petal tea. There is something special for reservation now for the Valentine’s Day four-course everyone here. dinner for two for $135 that is served in the dining Sag Harbor’s Style Bar at One Bay Street in Sag room overlooking the ocean for an extra romantic kick. Harbor is having a special July in February get away Also, join Gurney’s for the annual longest kiss compefrom it all gala. So grab some sunshine and get going tition, Saturday February 16 at 5 p.m. Kissers wanted! for their warm and friendly offer of $365 worth of servYou could win a one-week vacation, a one-hour couples ices for $219, for both men and women. Get looking massage for two and a Valentine’s dinner for two. good for your Valentine! This offer is valid Monday RSVP at 631-668-2345. And on Sunday, February 17 through Friday and will run through February 29. Gift it’s Gurney’s annual bridal show from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. certificates are also available for your Valentine…call Log onto for more information. for a reservation 631-725-6730 or log onto their webON THE NORTH FORK: At the 1670 House on site at for a peek at their full service Route 48 in Southold look for handcrafted New York menu. I’m there of course, my do just don’t! State Hardin furniture. They are featuring the lattice Celebrating Valentine’s Day, East Hampton’s By top dining table, on sale, less 40%, that opens to 107.6 Hand Fine Art & Artisans Valentine’s gift show will inches for those special holiday meals. Give a call for run February 9 and 10 at Ashawagh Hall, 780 Springs more information at 631-765-2000. Fireplace Road from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. This fabulous Until next week. Ciao and happy Valentine’s Day show features gallery quality handcrafted items creatshopping! ed by true artists and artisans who are dedicated to If your shop is having a sale, has new inventory or if their work. In addition there will be a fine art exhibit you are a new business or have relocated, and you want featuring four artists. Refreshments will be served and everyone to know about it, please e-mail me at shopwe will also have an Artisan Raffle to benefit Elsa’s and at Ark Animal Rescue. For more info call Jill at 631or via fax at 631-726-0189. I would love to hear all 987-6312 about it!

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Be My Valentine Who says Valentine’s Day is only for couples? Take this wonderful opportunity to celebrate the day of love by working on fun and easy craft projects with your children. The following are some kid-friendly Valentine’s Day projects sure to bring a smile to both you and your child’s face. Love-filled Doodle Diary Materials: Plastic/foam cover journal, diary or folder (think pink for girls, light purple for boys) Heart, star, initial and other fun foam shaped stamps White, pink, red, purple, yellow, and orange paint Paint brush Directions: 1. Paint foam side of stamp with desired color. 2. Press down gently, but firmly onto foam notebook, folder or diary cover. 3. Decorate with different stamps and colors. 4. Use paint brush to touch up any empty spots. 5. Let dry completely. Heart-Shaped Wall Hanging Materials: Pink, red and white tissue paper, cut into little squares Glue Scissors Piece of thick construction paper

Directions: 1. Cut out a heart shape from the construction paper. 2. Spread glue on the heart. 3. Wad up the tissue paper squares and press them directly onto the glue. 4. Glue a hanger or a magnet strip to the back of the heart. Valentine Pouch Materials: Red construction paper Crayons, markers, features, glitter, stamps Scissors Glue Directions: 1. Cut two identical heart shapes out of the construction paper. 2. Write “to” and “from” on one of the hearts and decorate both sides. 3. Spread glue along the undecorated sides of one of the hearts. Do not put glue along the top. Press the other heart onto the glued heart and match up the edges to form a pocket. 4. Once glue is dry, stuff hearts with cute heart candies or other treats.

Valentine Cupcakes Materials: Your favorite cake mix Red food coloring Vanilla frosting Red, pink and green decorating gel Red & white sprinkles Cupcake liners Directions: 1. Prepare cake mix as directed. If desired, you can make pink cupcakes with either a flavored mix, such as cherry, or add a few drops of red food coloring to a prepared white cake mix. 2. Bake as directed and allow to cool thoroughly before frosting and decorating. 3. Separate white frosting into two dishes. Add a few drops of red food coloring to one bowl and stir until thoroughly mixed. You should have one bowl of pink icing and one bowl of white. 4. Start decorating! After frosting your cupcakes, use decorating gels to create a border (use contrasting colors – pink on white frosting, white on pink frosting) add sprinkles, heart shapes, swirls or write words such as “hug” or “love.” 5. Store your cupcakes in a tightly covered container so they do not harden or go stale. – Sharon Feiereisen

KID KALENDAR CCOMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 53 Benefits – pg. 37, Movies – pg. 48, Day by Day – pg. 37, Kids’ Events – pg. 40

THIS WEEK CMEE – 2/9 – 9:30 a.m. Arts and crafts for extraordinary children ages 4-6. Located at 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. GOAT ON A BOAT – 2/9 – 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. Musical World of Gustafer Yellowgold. Puppet shows will be every Saturday. Located at Route 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5280. ART WORKSHOP – 2/9 – 10-11 a.m. Presented by the Golden Eagle, “Hearts, Hearts, Hearts” with artist Karyn Mannix. $20 including materials. Located at 14 Gingerbread Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-0603. CHESS CLUB – 2/9 – 1 p.m. Chess for kids ages 6-11.

Registration required. Located at the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 ext. 519. STORY TIME – 2/9 – 2 p.m. Celebrating national Jello week for kids ages 3 and up. Located at the Amagansett Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810. PERFORMANCE WORKSHOP – 2/12 – 4 -5:15 p.m. Stages offers its creative drama class for kids ages 6-9. Located at Bay Street Theatre, The Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-329-1420. AUDITIONS FOR TEEN MONOLOGUE CLASS – 2/12 – 4:30 p.m. For teens ages 17-19 taught by Michael Disher and Allison-Rose DeTemple. Located at the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Ponds Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377. MUSIC TOGETHER – 2/14 – 11:15 a.m. Nationwide preschool mommy and me music and movement programs. Located at the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Ponds Lane, Southampton. Call Ina, 631-764-4180.

ONGOING STORY TIME – Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME – Tuesdays,

Day by

Thursdays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. JOY OF FAMILY MUSIC – A music program called “Music Together by the Dunes” for newborn children through five years. Friday mornings at SYS Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path. Thursday mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center, Monday/Tuesday mornings at the Dance Center of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach on Old Riverhead Road, and Friday mornings at The Quogue School on Edgewood Rd, Quogue. Enroll Now. 631-764-4180. RHYME TIME –Wednesday mornings at 10 a.m. for children up to 3 years old. See you child listen to toddler stories and do simple arts & crafts. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. INDOOR PLAY GYM – Ages 5 and under. Located at The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631-537-2255.

Email calendar requests to Dan’s Events Department at or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue.

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some hills. Meet at Sag Harbor Golf Club parking lot on Barcelona Point Road. Call Chip Dineen, 646-221-8225. STONY HILL – 2/9– 10 a.m. Topside and underside, 3 miles. Meet at the corner of Accabonac Hwy and Stony Hill Road. Call Nancy Kane, 631-324-5799.

SUNDAY, 10 SOUTHOLD FORAY – 2/10 – 10 a.m.-1 p.m. New hike on the North Fork. Meet at South Ferry on Route 114, North Haven. Call Ken and Sue Bieger, 631-283-5432. PINES OF WINTER – 2/10 – 10 a.m. Explore 4-5 mile hike. Meet at Chatfield’s Hole in East Hampton’s Northwest Woods. Call Rick Whalen, 631-267-6608.

WEDNESDAY, 13 LOST BOULDER – 2/13 – 10 a.m. 4-mile hike. Meet at

the Montauk Recycling Center on the north side of Route 27. Call Ed Porco, 631-668-2093.

THURSDAY, 14 LAUREL VALLEY – 2/14 – 10 a.m.- 12 p.m. Dump flowers, mix candy, take a hike it’s just dandy! Meet at kiosk on Deerfield Road, Noyac. Call Glorian Berk, 631283-2638.

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Foods to Keep You Frisky Valentine’s Day is near and preparations for a romantic evening with your partner should be in place. Reservations at one of the Hamptons’ many great restaurants could be your catalyst for a lusty evening. Or perhaps you’ve decided on a home-cooked affair, candlelit and overlooking the Atlantic from your dining room. Regardless of your choice to dine in or out, what should you and your partner eat to prepare for that night in the bedroom? Aphrodisiac foods are where it’s at. These foods are named for the Goddess of Sensuality herself and rightfully so – sexually enhancing properties have been recorded in some foods for thousands of years. While many of these foods rely on folklore to back up claims, some have been analyzed in modern times and have scientific support. Here are some key aphrodisiac foods to look for to amp up the passion. Oysters – This could be the number one aphrodisiac food for an East Ender. The myth of oysters likely began because of its appearance, often likened to female sex organs. One study heralds the high amounts of zinc in oysters and zinc-rich food consumption’s correlation to a healthy libido and proper erectile function. Another suggests that the flavanoids in oysters stimulate reproductive organs. Compared to other aphrodisiacs, there is not a hefty scientific literature to back up this food, but the power of the mind and myth should not be overlooked. Additionally, what’s sexier than great tasting food? And what’s tastier than food that is both local and fresh? Oysters have a rich Long Island history and are still harvested in the waters here today. The taste of this delicate sea creature is highly dependent on where it grows and LI oysters are prized for their nutrition and taste. Chili Peppers – Spicy foods are undoubtedly powerful and quite pleasurable for those with the stomach for them. Hyped in Europe five hundred years ago as an aphrodisiac, chili peppers’ reputation still reigns in the mid-east today. Possessing a chemical that can stimulate nerve endings and increase pulse rate, ordering a dish with chili peppers can get a person roaring for that time between the sheets. Endorphins may be triggered as well, producing a high that is similar to sex. Asparagus – These long, woody stems are another item on the list that gained its sexenhancing reputation from their look. This vegetable is one of the first of the season to appear, evoking feelings of spring vitality in its very essence. Some early spears will be appearing on the market by Valentine’s Day, so it is a perfect, fresh addition to that romantic meal. Science is on the side of asparagus too. Nutrient dense, this veggie is helpful in proper hormone production and stimulates metabolic function, thereby upping sex drive. For an extrasensory experience (especially if your partner and you are at home), try eating in the classical way – forgo cutlery. Alcohol – Yes, alcohol is often touted for its sex appeal to boost marketing campaigns, but that is certainly not a reason to overlook. Overconsumption can lead to problems for male perkiness, but a glass or two each is sure to lower either gender’s inhibitions, calming anxieties, easing talk of later plans, and exciting one another. Choose red wine and get the added benefit of free radical reduction. Keep a focus on the wine’s scent to get other senses involved in the play. Chocolate – Aztecs believed that men were

stimulated after consuming chocolate, while females were less inhibited. This may be linked to the release of phenylethylamine and serotonin in the body when chocolate is eaten. These chemicals provide increased energy and feelings of happiness, both essential for that lusty evening. In a poll, women said they would rather eat chocolate than have sex, so let us not doubt its special place in the human psyche – just ensure to indulge your lover

with both instead of offering a one-or-the-other option. Coffee – Your stomachs may be full, but adding a cup of coffee as an after-dinner treat will surely whet your sexual appetite. The end of a meal often brings on lethargy, so do not fill up completely and use some of coffee’s stimulating power to promote increased longevity. Studies show that it is particularly effective in women who are not frequent drinkers, upping their sex drive, particularly for multiple sessions. So, inhale that coffee aroma and drink up! The night is just beginning. – Elizabeth Geras

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The Rich Tradition of Chocolate chocolate is no longer reserved only for the rich. However, for Grace Davidson, a distributor for Godiva on the East End and owner of Double Rainbow, a fine chocolate shop in Water Mill, quality is critical. “When I do have chocolate it’s gotta be a good piece, like Godiva,” she said. “Chocolate is a cheap luxury. I can’t afford a BMW, but I can treat myself to a piece of chocolate.” The explanation for society’s addiction to chocolate is that eating simple, sweet, high-fat foods like chocolate cause the body to release serotonin, making a person feel happier. This resulting feeling of well-being is what causes women to flock to the magical powers of chocolate each month during cycles of hormonal changes. But this is just the beginning of chocolate’s health benefits. A new study reported in Life Extentions magazine, from the Ninewells Hospital in Scotland, reported that dark chocolate has the potential to reduce cardiovascular diseases. Thirty subjects received 100 grams of white chocolate, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate. Four hours later, blood samples showed that the dark chocolate inhibited platelet clumping, a major cause of blood clots, by 92%. (Blood clots are a major contributor of heart attacks and strokes.) Photo by Lauren Isenberg

It has a 2,000-year-old history of cultural and medicinal uses. It soothes and it comforts the soul. And by the way, it tastes great. Chocolate is one of the many traditions associated with Valentine’s Day. Candy shops thrive during February as significant others buy boxes of chocolates for their sweethearts as an expression of love and devotion. Not only is chocolate known as a way to the heart, but research now shows that it may literally be a route to heart health. Chocolate played a major role in ancient celebrations not to mention the everyday lives of common folk. Mayans and Aztecs discovered cocoa in the rainforests of Central America 2,000 years ago. The Maya began to grow it themselves. They made the cacao seeds into a paste, mixed it with herbs and drank it at social events. Members of the Mexican royalty not only drank chocolate, but they offered cacao seeds to the gods and served chocolate drinks at religious ceremonies. During the conquest of Mexico in 1521, the Spanish shared in the pleasure of chocolate and began to ship cacao seeds back to Europe. Spaniards added sugar and cinnamon to the paste, resulting in an international sweet phenomenon. Chocolate was a sign of wealth in Europe because cacao and sugar were such expensive imports, and so the cacao trade was full blown, as the world discovered the secret of cacao. In modern times chocolate is not only readily available, it is the most frequently craved food in the United States. Chocoholics lurk in every household and are welcomed warmly and without judgment into chocolate shops nationwide. Unlike the old days,

Chocolate has another ingredient, theobromine, that has been shown to stop a persistent cough and may lead to more effective cough medicines. Scientists have found that theobromine works better than codeine to stop a cough. It suppresses vagus nerve activity, which is responsible for causing a cough. Still another health benefit of chocolate is that it is high in antioxidants, which reduce, neutralize and prevent the damage done to the body by free radicals – electrons that are no longer attached to atoms. These antioxidants prevent some of the cell damage, thus helping us to look younger and stay healthier. Even with all the health benefits of chocolate, it still probably isn’t a good idea to scarf down a half dozen Hershey bars every day. As with any other indulgence, moderation is the rule. Just a small square of dark chocolate for dessert can quell a craving and provide health benefits. That’s the recommendation, but chocolate lovers like Rita Del Rey of Going Nuts candy shop in Southampton make their own rules. “I love chocolate because it’s delicious, satisfying and it makes me feel good,” she said. “I eat it every day.” – Lauren Isenberg

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Datehampton: Hamptonite Tested, Cupid Approved You may not be able to buy love on eBay, but don’t give up on the Internet just yet. Online dating websites are no longer viewed as venues for the desperate. In fact, they’ve entered the mainstream. Sure, they can seem overwhelming, but here on the East End, offers a local, user-friendly service – and so far the lovelorn love it. David Rattiner, President and CEO of, came up with the idea to start the local dating website two years ago while looking for love online himself. “I was using and got frustrated when so many girls from Connecticut appeared in my search results,” he said. “All I really cared about was finding girls from the city or the Hamptons.” That’s when a light bulb went off, and Rattiner, along with business partner Leif Neubauer, launched The two worked together to create a networking site where singles from Manhattan to the Hamptons could link together without weeding through out-of-state profiles and other distractions. Currently, has over 250 active users and is responsible for over a dozen love connections. Becoming a member on is easy. Just click on “register” and sign up at no cost. “The first month is free, so members can try the site before making a commitment,” explained Rattiner. “Then it costs $8.95 a month, which is less than half the price of other dating websites, and I believe offers a better service.” Once registered, members have the opportunity

to create a profile where they can post pictures and other details about themselves, including interests and what they’re looking for in a potential mate. Members have full access to the database of singles, and can search using criteria ranging from age, gender and location, to religion, hair color and favorite foods. When an appealing possible match is found, he or she can be contacted by sending a message. “I’ve been running the site for almost two years and have found that it not only works, but is probably the easiest way to meet someone out here,” said Rattiner.’s first success story happened in its first few months of existence when Genevieve Salamone, 24, of Shirley was contacted by Jason Horsburgh, 25, of Bridgehampton. After exchanging messages, the two met at Nichol’s in East Hampton and have been together ever since. “I’m so grateful to for giving me the opportunity to meet my sweetheart,” said Salamone. “Jason and I are so happy and in love, and I think everyone should give this website a chance, because you just never know.” What truly separates from other online dating services is its local focus. “When using, members know they are dealing with good, local people who offer excellent customer service,” said Rattiner. “Leif and I take the website very seriously, and work hard to help people find their perfect match.” The site also offers testimonials from a mix of people in the Hamptons community with diverse backgrounds, professions and ages.

T.J. Clemente, 54, of Montauk joined for two reasons – he is single and a friend recommended the service. Clemente, a father of two, admitted that it’s hard to meet single women his age in the Hamptons. “I have gone on a few dates with women I met through the site, and although nothing serious has come from it, I believe it is an excellent vehicle for meeting people on the East End.” Rattiner noted that has adopted a highway in Southampton and frequently sponsors parties at local clubs and bars, but that word of mouth is the reason most members join. “We get new members of all ages every day, mostly through recommendations from existing members,” he said. “The steady flow of new users keeps the site interesting.” Advertising account executive Gayle Polansky, 25, of Manhattan spends her summer weekends in Southampton and has been a member of for over a year. She said at first, she joined just for fun, but was pleasantly surprised when she met someone from East Hampton last summer with whom she still keeps in touch. “It’s easier than meeting someone in a bar or club,” said Polansky. “If someone sends you a message you can check them out before responding. There’s no pressure.” If you’re too busy or shy to meet someone, or if you just feel like you’re missing out on all the romance the Hamptons has to offer, check out Who knows, maybe that special someone is only a mouse click away. – Janine Cheviot

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Discover (or Rediscover) Your Partner One theme of February is love and during the beautiful and charming stillness of the East End’s winter months local couples take time to appreciate their romances by discovering or re-discovering their love for each other. Noreen and Edward Hoctor of Southampton have been married for fifty-two years. “We enjoy visiting thrift shops in Sag Harbor and then having lunch,” said Edward. “Sag Harbor has some of the best thrift stores.” Shops like the Dominican Sisters on Washington Street in Sag Harbor are open through the winter and are a great place to browse. Even during the off-season, some people continue to travel east for romantic adventures. That includes Tracey and Brian Frezza of Commack, who have been married for eleven years. “We love to take long drives and go hiking together,” said Brian. The couple drives all the way out to Montauk to hike Napeague, often stopping for sushi at Sakura House in East Quogue or picking up a sandwich from Cromer’s market in Noyac. “As long as the sun is shining, we enjoy this adventure all year long. It is much easier to do in the winter time because there is no traffic,” added Tracey. According to researchers at the University of Prisa in Italy, discovering differences in the beginning of a relationship is the exciting part, when that “two peas in a pod” feeling develops. To keep that feeling alive, couples can recreate the newness by continuing to learn new things about their partner. The East End offers many interesting venues,where new and old couples can get to know each other all over again. Rachel Marzano, 23, of East Quogue, just began

dating her boyfriend Jesse. “For next week, I’m planning a surprise date to the bowling alley. On Saturday night they turn out the lights and have a DJ. It’s so much fun to do corny stuff like that,” she said. Westhampton Bowling has “Glow Ball” on Saturday nights from 8-12 p.m. Bowling is a great way for a couple to challenge each other and be silly at the same time. “I also want to take him to bingo,” said Rachel. Tom McBrien’s Pub in Hampton Bays holds bingo on Tuesdays at 8 p.m. and it’s a fun night out for couples of all ages in the Hamptons. “If we win the pot we can spend the money on a fancy dinner,” said Rachel. A great way to bond with your partner is at a yoga class. “Partner yoga can help you to connect with your partner’s and your own needs, relieve tension and promote relaxation. And it’s fun!” said Kate Buhler, owner of Peconic River Yoga in Riverhead, where there will be a partner yoga workshop on February 9 from 2-3:30 p.m. Call ahead of time to sign up. Also, there will be a partner yoga workshop at Transform Yoga in Westhampton Beach on February 17 from 1-4 p.m. Reservations required. Another fun date this time of year, when people tend to stay inside, is to take a cooking class. At

Loaves and Fishes Cooking School in Bridgehampton, attendees have a hands-on experience learning to cook a new dish, while drinking wine and having fun. This month’s classes have themes like “Tapas Party,” “Romance in Rio” and “A Taste of Spain.” Language classes provide a great way to learn something new and useful with your partner. Rogers Memorial Library in Southampton offers a Spanish class for beginners on Wednesday evenings. If language seems intimidating, maybe learning about wine is more palatable. One of the many beautiful sites along the countryside of the South Fork is Wölffer Estate Vineyards in Sagaponack. It is open through the winter for wine tastings that include live music and cheese on Thursdays from 5-7:30 p.m. The beauty of nature is not a hard thing to come by in the Hamptons. Warm or cold, on a sunny day the beaches are welcoming to a couple for an afternoon walk and talk. The smell of the saltwater air soothes the winter blues and allows couples on the East End to relax and be in the moment with one another. – Lauren Isenberg

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Entertainment In Town review: come back little gordin & christiano

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Michael Pressman’s earnest revival of William Inge’s heartbreaking drama Come Back Little Sheba for Manhattan Theatre Club includes a touching performance by television star S. Epatha Merkerson as the central character, Lola. Considered raw and explicit when it debuted on Broadway in 1950, Come Back Little Sheba feels decidedly tame and dated today, although hauntingly so. William Inge’s depiction of Lola, a faded beauty queen trapped in a lonely marriage to an alcoholic chiropractor, may have been the ultimate “desperate housewife” for his time, but that was over five decades ago. Since then, society has provided women (and men) options that divert from the play’s primary conflict. The playwright, nevertheless, launched his career with Come Back Little Sheba, capturing the period poignantly with themes that still resonate today. Shirley Booth’s memorable, Tony-Award winning portrayal of Lola was immortalized in the l952 film, and earned her an Oscar. From that success, Inge would be heralded as a major playwright, and his later plays Picnic (Pulitzer Prize for drama), Bus Stop (directed by Harold Clurman with Kim Stanley), and The Dark at the Top of the Stairs (directed by Elia Kazan with Geraldine Page) would also be made into films. His stories have a gritty sweetness that feels period authentic, but his heavy handed melodramatic style and obvious symbolism haven’t allowed his tales to age gracefully. His last big success was the screenplay for the 1960s film Splendor in the Grass, which earned him an Academy Award. His writing, although moving, doesn’t hold up well, and Pressman’s tidy production seems to accentuate the flaws rather than con-

ceal them. The story, set in the Midwest, focuses on the despair of a loveless marriage. Doc, played by Kevin Anderson, married his high school sweetheart, Lola when she became pregnant, thus giving up his medical studies. When a miscarriage destroys their hopes for the future – along with Lola’s capacity to bear children – he turns to the bottle. The play begins 25 years later, when Doc is sober one year through the help of Alcoholics Anonymous. The couple has taken in a boarder, a savvy young college student, Marie (Zoe Kazan), who has two boyfriends. Her presence in their mundane lives will become the catalyst for Doc’s meltdown and violent explosion. Merkerson, who rose to fame through 14 years on television’s “Law and Order,” captures Lola’s damaged quality with a sincere, moving performance, but there

is little shading or nuance to her work. Although Merkerson is an accomplished actress with roots in the theater, she doesn’t go far enough with the character in Pressman’s production. As Doc, Anderson turns in a combustible performance full of bitterness and frustration that infuse his compromised life, but his work is predictable and postured – he is playing the problem. Most disappointing, however, is that the two lead actors have little chemistry. The pictures look correct, if you’re willing to accept an interracial marriage in 1950, but beyond that, Merkerson and Anderson seem to be acting separately with imposed concepts of the characters. There are no real emotional connections and as a result, the tensions necessary to build the play to its devastating conclusion are decidedly missing. The MTC production is curiously interesting as a period piece concerning themes still relevant today – repressed emotions, self-esteem issues, alcoholism, domestic violence, premarital sex and childhood pregnancy, but the ghost of Shirley Booth haunts the evening. Every time I heard Merkeson utter “Daddy,” which is Lola’s pet name for Doc, I could hear Shirley Booth’s voice from the film reverberating in my head and see her pleading for love and acceptance. Come Back Little Sheba opened on January 24, 2008 at Manhattan Theatre Club’s Biltmore Theatre, 261 West 47th Street between Broadway and Eight Avenue. Tickets are available by calling at (212) 239-6200 or at the box office. Barry Gordin and Patrick Christiano are theater critics. Barry Gordin is an internationally renowned photographer. They can be reached at or visit their website at

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MINI – MOVIE REVIEWS Fool’s Gold A couple on the rocks hunts for buried treasure, only to find their lost romance in this action/romantic comedy. The movie reunites Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey, making it sort of like How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days on an island, only not very funny. The Hottie and the Nottie Paris Hilton stars in a heartfelt romcom about a man who is trying to rekindle the flame of his childhood love, but first must tame her unattractive best friend, who he may also begin falling in love with. With the word “nottie” in the title and a bevy of unfunny jokes in the trailer, you can insert your own joke here. Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins A popular talk show host leaves the Hollywood Hills to learn some family values in his hometown in the Deep South. With Martin Lawrence starring, this may be the most interesting of this week’s crop, but that isn’t saying much. Meet The Spartans A film so inane I initially neglected to review it, assuming it would never be noticed and soon forgotten. Instead, this parody of every other bad movie that came out in the past year, ironically a meta-parody of itself starring Carmen Electra with a cameo by Paris Hilton, is the number one movie in the country. God bless America. Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus

Best of both worlds concert tour – couldn’t snag the high-priced tickets to see this tween pop star live at the coliseum? No worries, because the GIRL’S ON FILM! In 3D. My best friend Leslie says, “oh, she’s just being Miley.” Or Hannah Montana! Either way,

this rising Disney star is golden with dated moves and synthesized, fun tunes to belt out. Untraceable It’s MySpace gone bad in this film in which Diane Lane plays an FBI agent racing to catch a killer who posts his crimes on the Internet. Was Sandra Bullock busy? This thriller has definitely been made before, but is suspenseful nonetheless. Rambo Sylvester Stallone is back. In Thailand, John Rambo leads a motley crew of mercenaries up the Salween River to a Burmese village after getting word that a group of aid workers he assisted has gone missing. Obviously, all in his path perish in this alpha male action flick. There Will Be Blood Get a head start on the Oscar season and a smartsounding recommendation by seeing this dark, brilliant portrayal of an oil-hungry businessman in turnof-the-century Texas by cult director Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights). There will be awards in a country very much for old men of late, cinematically speaking. First Sunday This week’s post-Christmas crop needs no cynicism from me, as the films speak for themselves. This one, starring Ice Cube, is a comedy about criminals who learn the error of their ways from the church parishioners they hold hostage. On second thought, this could become a fan favorite.

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The Fantasticks at The Southampton Cultural Center In 1960 The Fantasticks was bleeding money in its third month off-Broadway. Pressure was rising in the Big Apple and an escape was necessary. Guild Hall invited the cast for a week of performances and the offer was enthusiastically accepted. Everyone expected the trip to the East End would be a perfected time for a little R&R. Actors brought bathing suits and tennis rackets with all intention of having some fun in the sun before their moment in the spotlight was over, but the weather was terrible and the cast was forced to stay indoors. The Guild Hall performances seemed as if they would be the swansong for the show, but something funny happened, something that could only happen in the Hamptons. In the audience sat some very influential theater figures. Noted stage and screen directors Jerome Robbins, and Elia Kazan both caught a performance and the word spread. The show at Guild Hall was a huge success. By the time the acting troupe returned to Manhattan’s Sullivan Street Playhouse, the box office was selling out shows left and right. It fact, the show was so successful that it ran for 42 years straight – an American theater record. Now, almost 50 years later, The Fantasticks has returned to the East End. The musical borrows from several traditional plays: Pyramus and Thisbe, Romeo and Juliet, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and L’elisir d’Amore; but The Fantasticks is mostly based on Edmond Rostand’s play Les Romanesques. The initial plot is clever and clearly tips its hat to Romeo and Juliet. Hucklebee and Bellomy are neighbors in a small town. They want their children, Matt and Luisa, to fall in love, but knowing that their children will do the opposite of what they are told, Hucklebee and Bellomy devise a plan. They create an artificial feud between the two families that will obviously drive the children closer together. It works and the two fall in love, but now the fathers must overcome their “hatred” for each other so their children can live happily ever after. Enter El Gallo, a scoundrel hired by the fathers to abduct Luisa, forcing Matt to come to her rescue and in doing so he will “win” Luisa’s father’s approval. The plan works and the two families are happy and joyful – at first. As with all things, be careful what you wish for. Instead of pretending to fight, the two fathers now begin to feud for real. What makes matters worse is that Matt and Luisa find approved love is a little less exciting than forbidden love and the young couple grows restless. Matt leaves Luisa for the adventures of the world and Luisa heads off with El Gallo. What happens next? You’ll just have to see for yourself. Much like dealing with Shakespeare, or with any

theater piece that has existed for a long enough, generational changes and needs must be met when addressing a performance. This is not to say The Fantasticks has been altered in its text or songs, but more with its tone. Under the direction of Amagansett-based Michael Disher, who has worked on-and-off in Hamptons theater for over 20 years, this interpretation of the show looks to present The Fantasticks with “a great amount of sincerity, a great amount of honesty and a great

amount of realism.” This performance will be the first of many at the newly renovated Southampton Cultural Center. The Center fills a void in the East End by seeking to develop opportunities for local artists. The cast, featuring 11 residents from Montauk to East Moriches to Greenport, have been given a wonderful chance to present one of America’s greatest loved musicals. Given the space at the SCC’s Levitas Center, The Fantasticks seems to be perfect fit for the Center’s first show. The musical accompaniment requires simply a piano and a harp, which in an acoustically superior room are simply beautiful. “Many people think The Fantasticks is an easy show. . . but it is probably one of the more difficult shows to accomplish,” Disher said in a recent interview. But with the cast assembled it seems like Disher and his crew have accomplished a great deal. – Christian McLean The show runs Fridays and Saturdays at 7 p.m. and Sundays at 2 p.m, from February 8 – 24. Tickets: $18 general admission, $15 seniors/students. The Levitas Center for the Arts is located at The Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. For tickets and formation please call (631) 287-4377. Where the Hamptons are only a click away

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Guy de Fraumeni’s Hollywood 1n The Hamptons Palpitating warmth can be felt rising from any one of Woody Allen’s cozy murder thrillers, no matter the horror of the crime. The Woodman, I am convinced, can leave two headless corpses but accompanying them will be a couple of pinkish-blue, cute-to-deadly pictures of kittens. Cassandra’s Dream has two cockney brothers thinking about murder. Ewan McGregor (Ian) and (Terry) Colin Farrell primp their flashy suits, but they’re not really bad types just as Woody isn’t really as tough as his murder most foul image, but they can really rise to the occasion when needed. But, how do you put a cap on a hotas-a-pistol boiling pepper pot that’s been simmered to such a satisfying melt in your mouth tenderness you can easily take the heat. We may wonder why Woody doesn’t quit making comedies and stay deeply, darkly on the stranger, more complicated side of life. For, instance, there isn’t a shred of comedy in Cassandra’s Dream. The brothers shared the dream of owning a family boat. Terry is a hard drinking garage mechanic and seems content with his reckless wannabe life. He gambles ambitiously, aiming really high, past his dad’s restaurant and up toCalifornia hotels. He gambles unwisely – still while drinking hard and bingo! They hit the jackpot and bang! They own a dream boat. Then he continues to win enough to increase his dog track holdings. Basically, these belong to his uncle Howard, yes, Tom Wilkerson, who is doing not as well as he likes to pretend. His empire is built on fraud. The ambitious but simple brothers suddenly find the tough guys want actual money to make up the deficit. Can the brothers rustle up the cash? It doesn’t seem likely. Terry thinks of himself as a property speculator. The title is much better considered than an impressive label. Uncle Howard keeps it pleasant enough as a family “thing,” but the boys don’t realize how meaningful “family” property is. They are just as easily able to

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why should anyone object to family property being used as it should be? Terry finally makes a killing at the track earning enough to buy a rusted out “pleasure boat.” They spend a day or two enraptured in pleasure. A lot of that pleasure involves losing a lot of money and having to collect it. Instead of dreaming up a great new method of repayment as the goons simply fall back on the old tried and true standby, break their legs until they pay up. It would be comforting to help the boys, but these youngsters don’t have a leg to stand on. They have a great pleasure boat but it won’t really help them when their rich uncle needs them to murder a rotten little squealer. As the notable “family thing that it is” there should be no doubt as to what the family expected. Uncle Howard had of course, no other response except to fall back on family loyalty. What else was there? All the young men had their own desperation and the plausibility of its conundrum knots. Mr. Allen has the quirks to maintain tragedy and to Oedipus Rex or Rex Harrison, for that matter, a slab of Gorgonzola. Yes! Requirements should be required. If a rusty ol’ bucket is owned, one would need some rust busters and neatkins. Rust must be eliminated. So, no matter the work-is still-tough and why shouldn’t a family member scrub and scrape his or her knuckles! Enjoyment is partly a matter of unhappiness. Family loyalty is measured in terms of one man’s Mafia connection. A rare necessity would be a Mafia connection. It is fine, for brotherly love. Allen sets up the kitchen but expect a lot less fun than warmed over Dostoevsky. Guy-Jean de Fraumeni is the producer, writer, and director of award-winning European and American Feature films. He has been a judge at major Film and TV award competitions, including the Oscars, The Emmy’s and various film festivals. Sarah Halsey assists him



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Art Events – pg. 53 Benefits – pg. 37, Movies – pg. 48, Day by Day – pg. 37, Kids’ Events – pg. 40 Schedule for the week of Friday, February 8 to Thursday, February 14. Movie Schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times.

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UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Juno – Fri. 5, 7:25, 9:50 Sat. 12:15, 2:30, 5, 7:25, 9:50 Sun. 12:15, 2:30, 5, 7:25, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs. 5, 7:25 The Diving Bell and the Butterfly – Fri. 3:50, 7:15, 10

Sat. 1, 3:50, 7:15, 10 Sun. 1, 3:50, 7:15, Mon.-Thurs. 3:50, 7:15 27 Dresses – Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30 Savages – Fri. 4:15, 7:20, 10:10 Sat. 1:20, 4:15, 7:20, 10:10 Sun. 1:20, 4:15, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:20 There Will Be Blood – Fri. 3:30, 7, 10:20 Sat. 12, 3:30, 7, 10:20 Sun. 12, 3:30, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 3:30, 7 Fool’s Gold – Fri. 4, 7:40, 10:30 Sat. 12:50, 4, 7:40, 10:30 Sun. 12:50, 4, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7:40

UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8251) Fool’s Gold – Fri. 4, 7, 10 Sat.- Sun. 1, 4, 7, 10 Mon.Thurs. 4, 7 Meet The Spartans – Fri. 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Sat.- Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:15 Over Her Dead Body– Fri. 4:10, 7:10 Sat.-Sun. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:10 Strange Wilderness – Fri. 9:30 Sat.-Sun. 9:30 Mon.Thurs. 7:10 Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins – Fri. 4:25, 7:25, 10:15 Sat-Sun. 1:25, 4:25, 7:25, 10:15 Mon.-Thurs. 4:25, 7:25 Untraceable – Fri. 4:40, 7:40, 10:05 Sat-Sun. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:05 Mon.- Thurs. 4:40, 7:40 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

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Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column “Chocolate is one of the most remarkable foods. It is made from the astringent, bitter, and otherwise bland seeds of a tropical tree, yet its flavor is exceptionally rich, complex and versatile, the product of both fermentation and roasting. Its consistency is like no other foods: hard and dry at room temperature, melting and creamy in the warmth of the mouth.” Thus begins the first chapter on the subject of chocolate in Harold McGee’s On Food and Cooking, The Science and Lore of the Kitchen, Scribner, 2004. For me chocolate has the satisfying taste that few foods can match. Who ever boasted of being a vanillaholic? Chocolate contains the stimulant, phenyl ethylamine, a chemical released by the brain to offer a high level of passion. Mostly, though, food can function as an aphrodisiac because eating is not only for survival but also about sensuality, enjoying the physical side of life. In any event, there are few better ways to end a St. Valentines Day dinner than with a dessert made from or with chocolate. COLD CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE A terrific do-ahead soufflé! Serves 8-10 3 ounces imported semi-sweet chocolate 1/2 cup confectioners’ sugar 1 envelope unflavored gelatin 3 tablespoons cold water 1 cup milk Pinch salt 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 2 tablespoons Grand Marnier 2 cups heavy cream, softly whipped Finely ground fresh coffee beans for garnish, optional

or overnight. 5. To serve: Run a knife around the inside edge of the soufflé dish, then carefully peel back paper collar and discard. Sprinkle with finely ground coffee beans, if desired. Recipe reprinted from Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking at Cooktique, Doubleday POACHED PEARS WITH CHOCOLATE SAUCE Pears are always hard when purchased. Leave to ripen in a paper bag from 2-4 days. Serves 6 - 8 For the pears 4 cups water 1 cup sugar 2 teaspoons lemon juice 4 whole cloves 1 stick cinnamon 4 ripe pears, Bosc or Anjou For the sauce 1/3 cup sifted confectioners sugar 3 tablespoons Dutch process unsweetened cocoa powder 1 tablespoon cornstarch Dash salt 1/2 cup hot water 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Slivered almonds for garnish, optional 1. Place water, sugar, lemon juice, cloves and cinnamon in a saucepan, over medium high heat, stirring to dissolve the sugar. Adjust heat to a brisk simmer and cook about 10-12 minutes until a light syrup forms. Peel, core and slice pears in half. Put the pears into the syrup and poach gently for 10-15 minutes depending on the ripeness of

the pears. Let cool and reserve in the liquid. 2. For the sauce, combine confectioners sugar, cocoa, cornstarch and salt in a saucepan and stir to mix. Bring the mixture to a simmer over low heat, then whisk in the boiling water; cook for 1-2 minutes until smooth. Remove from heat and stir in the vanilla. Let cool to room temperature. Steps 1 and 2 can be made up to a week ahead and refridgerated in seperate containers. 3. When ready to serve drizzle sauce over pears and sprinkle with slivered almonds, if desired.

Prepare a 3- 3 1/2’’ soufflé dish with a collar by wrapping a length of buttered parchment around the dish and securing it with scotch tape. 1. Melt chocolate in a heavy saucepan over very low heat, stirring occasionally, or place in a small heatproof dish and melt in a 250 degree oven, about 10-12 minutes. When texture appears to be soft, stir to a smooth cream. Remove from heat, and with a wooden spoon, stir confectioners’ sugar into melted chocolate as well as possible. As you stir lumpy particles of chocolate will develop but will dissolve later, with the addition of hot milk. 2. Sprinkle gelatin over cold water in a Pyrex measure. Let stand until gelatin has absorbed liquid, about 3-5 minutes. Do not stir. 3. Scald milk in a separate saucepan until a film covers the surface: do not allow to boil. Pour hot milk into chocolate mixture and simmer over low heat, about 3-4 minutes, stirring constantly to dissolve any lumpy bits of chocolate. Remove from heat and stir in the softened gelatin to thoroughly incorporate. Add salt and vanilla extract and stir to mix. Transfer to a mixing bowl and let cool. Put into refrigerator and chill 20-30 minutes, or until mixture begins to gel around sides of bowl. Add Grand Marnier and whisk until light and airy. 4. With a rubber spatula, fold whipped cream into chocolate until thoroughly incorporated. Pour into prepared soufflé dish and chill 3-4 four hours

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Dining in the Hamptons Though a chill may be in the air, romance is heating up. Celebrate Valentine’s Day on Thursday, February 14 at your local restaurant. Fresno in East Hampton presents a threecourse Valentine’s Day prix fixe menu beginning at 5:30 p.m. The cost of the dinner is $60 per couple and will include a complimentary glass of Prosecco and house-made chocolate truffles served with dessert. For further information call (631) 324-8700. Matto in East Hampton will be celebrating Valentine’s Day starting at 5 p.m. with a free Moet split bottle for two and Valentine’s Day specials. For more information call (631) 329-0200. Nick & Toni’s in East Hampton will be celebrating Valentine’s Day with their regular menu and a la carte specials. For further information or reservations, call (631) 324-3550. Townline BBQ in Sagaponack will be celebrat-

Side Dish By Aji Jones ing Valentine’s Day with a special to go dinner for two. The cost of the dinner is $40. For more information call (631) 537-2271. The Plaza Cafe in Southampton will be celebrating Valentine’s Day beginning at 5:30 p.m. with a special four-course prix fixe. The cost of the prix fixe is $70 per person plus tax and gratuity. For reservations or further information call (631) 2839323. Wildthyme Restaurant and Bar in Southampton is serving a special Valentine’s Day dinner prix fixe dinner for $55 per person plus tax and gratuity. Parties seated prior to 6:30 p.m. will receive a complimentary glass of champagne or wine. In honor of the holiday, the restaurant will feature a specialty cocktail, the chocolate covered strawberry martini. For further information call (631) 204-0007. Patio at 54 Main in Westhampton Beach is offering a special three-course prix fixe menu featuring chef ’s tasting for two in honor of Valentine’s Day beginning at 4 p.m. The Frank Anthony Duo will perform live from 6 to 10 p.m. Cost of the dinner is $100 per couple plus tax and gratuity. In addition, Perrier Jouet will be available for $50 per bottle. Reservations are available from 4 to 9 p.m. and can be made online at For reservations or further information, call (631) 288-0100. Tierra Mar in Westhampton Beach will celebrate Valentine’s Day, from 5-9 p.m. with a three-course couples prix fixe. The cost is $100 for two people,

plus tax and gratuity. For more information, or reservations call (631) 288-2700. Annona Restaurant in Westhampton Beach hosts a romantic four-course dinner for $75 per person plus tax and gratuity. For more information please call (631) 288-7766. Stonewalls Restaurant in Riverhead presents a Valentine’s Day prix fix dinner for $45 per person. For reservations or further information please call (631) 506-0777. East Wind in Wading River hosts a Valentine’s dinner dance on Saturday, February 9 from 7-11 p.m. A gourmet four-course dinner with four hours of open bar may be enjoyed with dancing to Long Island Sound Entertainment in the Grand Ballroom. The cost of the evening is $59.95 per person plus tax and gratuity. For further information call (631) 929-3500. Legends Restaurant in New Suffolk will serve special Valentine’s Day menu items for dinner. For reservations or further information about the restaurant, call (631) 734-5123. Jamesport Manor Inn in Jamesport presents its first Valentines Dinner Prix Fixe since its opening in May 2007. Each of three dining rooms will be warmed with a fireplace and each provides a unique and inviting atsmosphere. The Valentines Prix Fixe is $65 per person. For reservations or further information about our restaurant and events, visit or call (631) 722-0500. Corey Creek Vineyards in Southold will be having a Valentine’s Day weekend celebration on Saturday, February 9th and Sunday, February 10th from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Come and enjoy Corey Creek’s raspberry dessert wine, paired with delicious treats such as cheesecake, ice cream and chocolates. The cost is $10 per person and $5 per person for wine club members. For more information call (631) 7654168.

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During a recent seminar on sustainability at Guild Hall in East Hampton, I was eating fruit salad while looking at slides of soil organisms – experiencing the macro world of food while studying the microscopic. The grapefruit in my salad was from Florida, the blueberries from California and the mango from Mexico – an amazingly well traveled side dish. While we in the Northeast may not be foraging at the farm stands for fresh lettuces and beans, in other parts of the world there are still some fruits and vegetables coming into season. Berries from California, citrus from Florida, grapes from Chile, pineapples from Hawaii, and avocados, squashes, tomatoes and jicamas from Mexico can all be found on the grocer’s shelves. Combining these ingredients in new ways can be a fun and tasty challenge – not to mention a welcomed departure from the more mundane winter fare. The classic winter salad of beets, candied walnuts and goat cheese salad has worn thin on me – not to mention, nuts and cheese in a salad seems to be a contradiction to low calorie eating. But steamed or roasted fresh beets are great in combination with many other vegetables and fruits. Try dicing them and tossing with mango cubes, caramelized onions, and parsley. Rather than reaching yet again for olive oil, splash on a little hazelnut or walnut oil to dress this up if you’d like. Or forego dressing completely – these flavors speak for themselves. A base mix of fruit and veggies like these may inspire you to add some roasted fennel for a great dinner. Any leftovers make a great lunch the next day. In fact, since most salads involve a fair amount of preparation – washing, peeling, slicing and dicing – it’s a good idea to make extra. The advantage of these types of salads is that, unlike lettuce and tomato, they have a longer shelf life, without wilting, in the refrigerator.

A perfect example is a raw salad of julienned jicama, fresh sliced fennel and endive. Use that as the underpinning for accents of Spanish tangerine slices and cashews. For a lively dressing, crush fresh mint in almond oil, or just add a pinch of ground cardamom instead. Another strategy is greens on the bottom, fruit on the top. A bed of arugula and watercress can be topped with a finely diced avocado and pineapple salsa. A little salt and pepper or crushed cilantro gives this salad enough spice and spark so that no dressing is needed. Or mix diced mango with black beans and cilantro for another protein rich topping for greens. Keep the balsamic in the cabinet for a change, and use rice wine vinegar instead. Coleslaw and carrot salads are great for the winter, since good quality cabbage is readily available, and carrots are pretty indestructible. More unusual seasonings can make these tried and true options dance on your palate. Try shaved green and red cabbage tossed with scallions and seasoned with either grated or pickled ginger, shoyu, toasted sesame oil and a splash of mirin. For an updated carrot salad, combine grated carrots, walnuts and dried cherries or “craisins” with lemon yogurt (or, alternatively, with lemon juice, clove and cinnamon). For variation, add a little grated jicama, apple or even shaved fennel. Apart from crispy, crunchy cold salads to brighten

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Dining Log 75 MAIN RESTAURANT – Lunch and Dinner 7 days and Daily Prix Fixe. Tues. is Local Night, Wed. is Prime Rib Night, and Thurs. is Clambake Night. 75 Main Street, Southampton, 631-283-7575. ALMOND – A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Special fall three course prix fixe for $21.95 every night from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night on Monday. Open Thurs.-Tues from 6 p.m. and closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to ribeye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Voted as one of the Best of the Best Seafood Restaurants by Dan’s Papers readers. Open year round for dinner from 4 p.m., six nights a week, closed Tuesday. Special $23, 4-course prix fixe and special $23, 4-course prix fixe available Mon.-Thurs. from 4 p.m. to close and Sun. from 4 p.m. to close. Serving lunch Fri-Sun from 12-4 p.m. Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully’s Seafood Market. 631728-9111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. COUNTRY HOUSE RESTAURANT – (Circa 1710) Open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner. Voted Most Romantic Restaurant by AOL City Guide. Zagat Rated.

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Friday night Chefs Tasting menu $45 per person. Prix fixe $36 dinner available Mon.-Thurs. Located on Route 25A on the corner of Main Street, “Old” Stony Brook. 631-751-3332. Reservations suggested. CROSSROADS DIAMOND RESTAURANT – A cozy, intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant décor with cozy handcrafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. 631-369-2221. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850s mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, menu is complemented by an extensive wine list. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email or visit HILL STREET CAFÉ – A brand new breakfast and lunch spot debuts this summer at The Southampton Inn, headed by one of Long Island’s foremost chefs, Peter Dunlop. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-6500. LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years, rated in Zagat Survey of Distinction 2006-2007 27-20-23-45 and recognized as among the best on Long Island for delicious quality food, value and attentive staff. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT – Matto, Italian for “crazy,” features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Serving dinner Tuesday-Sunday from 5 p.m. Offering a three-course prix fixe for $22 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and Friday and Saturday before 6 p.m. Open for brunch Sundays 11:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Closed Mondays. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 . MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner

6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT – This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Open Thurs.Sun. from 5:30 p.m. Steak Frites available for $25, Thurs. & Sun. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7110. ONE OCEAN – An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5665. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef’s tastings available Sun.- Thurs. for $25. Live entertainment Thurs., Fri., Sat. & Sun. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. SARACEN – A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631537-6255. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best” Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703

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Arts & Galleries

FAR FROM THE HAMPTONS: WASHINGTON, D.C. Part III: The Textile Museum Compared to other art forms, the textile arts have long been underappreciated. Yet we know that there are exquisite examples practically in our own backyard, with work at The LongHouse Reserve and from the studios of local artists like Pamela Topham and Christa Maiwald. Moreover, a recent Art Commentary celebrated the current textile exhibit at New York’s Museum of Arts and Design. The Textile Museum in Washington, D.C. is a gem, the only venue of its kind in the United States devoted to the preservation, study and exhibition of handmade textiles. Founded in 1924 by Hewitt Myers, the Museum possesses more than 18,000 textiles and carpets. Its current show features outstanding contemporary work as well. What this critic was fascinated by, however, was the Museum’s setting, its quaint neighborhood containing impressive embassies (including Ireland), lovely mansions, a small park and twisting streets leading to the top of a hill.

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The Textile Museum is itself a former mansion, its backyard lush with evergreen bushes and festive flowers. The small fountain adds to the feeling that one could be in Italy or France; the small tables make it seem as if the Musuem could still be a private residence where all are welcome. The present exhibition highlights some arresting work. One favorite piece is “Classic Man,” two vertical strips each containing panels of

Michelangelo’s “David.” His body has been fragmented into individual parts, the first strip filled with gold threads. The second strip is the same fragmentation, but the parts become increasingly apelike. The final panel shows David’s foot imbued with ape hair instead of gold thread. The theme seems to question the nature of beauty and the evolution of that beauty from primitive being to civilized man. Beauty for beauty’s sake is another extraordinary element of some pieces. Consider the power of technique and use of materials in Jon Eric’s silk tapestry with metallic thread or John McQueen’s “Beside Myself.” A huge figure made of sleeves from sweaters by Nick Cave is a stunning example of material made from found objects; it recalls Paul Villinski’s piece of found gloves featured at New York’s Museum of Arts and Design. Washington, D.C. is blessed with unique art spaces, and The Textile Museum is certainly one of them. Call The Textile Museum for current updates at 202-667-0441. Or visit

Honoring the Artist: Don Wilson “My wife calls me a Renaissance Man,” cover artist Don Wilson says with relish. Considering his varied background, truer words were never spoken. Despite Mr. Wilson’s wide-ranging interests, however, he has maintained an abiding passion for painting. Q: You have been a librarian for many years. What drew you to this particular profession? A: It’s so diverse. It can go in hundreds of directions. I can’t think of a better career. You can be in public libraries, special libraries, like ones for law or medicine. Moreover, public libraries are important cultural centers. They are the heart of a community. Q: Speaking of professional diversity, you’ve held a lot of different positions in library science. A: Yes. I was a children’s librarian for thirty years; now I teach library science to students at C.W. Post. Q: Besides being in the library system, you’ve also been significantly involved in another endeavor. A: I was in the family restaurant business for ten years. But I got tired working nights and weekends, so I went back to get my M.A. in Library Science at Long Island University.

Q: How does art play a part in your life? A: As a little kid, my father liked to draw Mickey Mouse, so that was a good introduction. In the eighth grade, my guidance counselor asked me what I like to do and I said, “draw pictures.” She put me in an art class. That was the beginning, but I didn’t pursue art for 21 years. Q: Tell us about the cover and your painting technique. A: It’s an image of one bare apple tree at Woodside Farm in Jamesport where we stopped after the season to get some apples. Of all the seasons, I like to paint winter best. I mottled the blue-green sky with sponges. Q: What other subjects are you attracted to? A: I do seascapes and local scenes on the North Fork, like old barns and soon-to-be-gone farm stands. Speaking of seascapes, I also painted a big tug boat in Greenport’s harbor and the tall ships. Q: Has being a librarian had an influence on your art? For example, are you detailed in your art? A: Not really. I use big, bold strokes. I avoid real details. My style is realistic, but I’m drifting more to Impressionism. Q: If not in your artistic life, how has being a

librarian impacted on your personal life? A: I like to read children’s literature in my free time, two favorites being Walk Two Moons and Charlotte’s Web. I also read a lot to my first son, who did very well in school. I read somewhat less to my second child who did less well in school. Reading really does help kids do better. Q: How has your interest in the restaurant profession had an influence? A: My wife and I enjoy fine dining. We go to Disney World three times a year for that and also to Italy as often as I can. We were there last summer. We also have an organic garden. Q: Have you considered writing cookbooks or giving classes? A: I gave cooking classes for children full-time for a year. It was very enjoyable. Q: What do you see yourself doing in ten years? You have a lot of choices. A: I would spend more time on the arts. And I wouldn’t mind having an apartment in New York City. Q: Talk about diversity, that’s the place to be. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Dan’s Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner.

ART EVENTS COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

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from 1-5 p.m. Located at the winery, 1935 Main Road, Jamesport. 631-722-4222. CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Vote for the best in show through February 24. Opening reception February 9 from 5-7 p.m. Located at 136 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-267-3627. QUOGUE SCHOOL GALLERY – “Outsider Art Show.” Opening reception February 13 from 3-5 p.m. Located at the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224.

OPENING RECEPTIONS ASHAWAGH HALL – “By Hand” fine art and artisans Valentine’s gift show will run February 9-10 from 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Located at 780 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-537-6098. CLOVIS POINT GALLERY – “Clovis Point Toasts the Artists.” Opening reception February 9

GALLERIES ART SITES – “Nothing is Black and White” art by Outsider, Visionary, Art Singulier and Intuitive artists. Open Thursday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. Located at 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. ATELIER GALLERY – Landscapes of James

Napoleon in a one-artist show will run through February 22. Located at 308A Main Street, Greenport. 631-495-4268. BENTON NYCE GALLERY – Open Friday 1-7 p.m., Saturday 1-8 p.m. and Sunday 12-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 409 First Street, Greenport. 917-848-5102. BOLTAX GALLERY – Located on 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-3035. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – “The Modern Salon Show” will run through March 15. Open Thursday to Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 22 Nugent Street, Southampton. 631-259-2605. BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY GALLERY – “In Our Own Images: A Celebration of Local Black Culture” artwork by established (continued on the next page)

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painters and teenage artists. Located at 2638 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. BUTLER’S FINE ART – “20th and 21st Century Painting and Sculpture.” Open year-round. Located at 50 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-267-0193. CELADON GALLERY – Open Saturdays and Sundays 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – Located at 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. DE CORDOVA GALLERY – Located at 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-0620. DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY – Located at 141 Maple Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. THE DRAWING ROOM – Selected works by Jennifer Bartlett, Richmond Burton, Sharon Horvath, Robert Kelly, Alan Shields, Jack Youngerman and Almond Zigmund will run through March 2. Open Monday, Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Newton Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016. DREW PATRICK SPA GALLERY – Located at 128 West Main Street, Bay Shore. EAST END BOOKS GALLERY – Woodcut prints by Stephen Hunick will run through March 31. Located at 53 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-3248680. EZAIR GALLERY – American Contemporary Painting and Sculptures from New York, Long Island and New England area will run through May 1. Located at 136 Main Street, Southampton. 212-2040442. THE FIREPLACE PROJECT – Located at 851 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-324-4666. GALERIE BELAGE – Fall hours are Monday to Friday 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and weekends by appointment. Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton. 631-288-5082. GALERIE NOUVELLE – Open Saturday and Sunday 12-6 p.m. Located at 74365 Main Road, Greenport. 917-544-8583. GALLERY NORTH – “Ceiling for the Landscape: Trees” will run through February 10. Located at 385 Pine Tree Road, Cutchogue. 631-734-7619. GALLERY MERZ – Located at 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR – “Poster Retrospective,” an exhibit featuring 15 years of the HIFF anniversary continues. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707.




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GIDEON STEIN GALLERY – Paraskevas’ extensive work and PICK OF THEWEEK children’s book illustrations from Located at 2297 Montauk CRAZY MONKEY Maggie and the Ferocious Beast Highway, Bridgehampton. 631GALLERY – Vote for the and other books he published with 537-1900. best in show through his mother, Betty. Open by appointGLENN HOROWITZ GALLERY – Mark Wilson “Life in February 24. Opening reception ment. Located at 83 Main St., Dead of Winter” will run through February 9 from 5-7 p.m. Located at Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. April 2. Located at 87 Newtown 136 Main Street, East Hampton. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE Lane, East Hampton. 631-324- 631-267-3627. – Located at 830 Springs-Fireplace 5511. Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. GOOD CONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 – Michael PRUDENTIAL DOUGLAS GALLERY – “Really Really Small Works” will run through March 2. Located Knigin’s “Carnivale Series” is on display. Open at 216 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9700. Saturday and Sunday 1-5 p.m. or by appointment. RATIO GALLERY – “Inherent Beauty” a collection of Located at 848 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631oil paintings by artist Marlies Ihmels will run through 726-4663. February 26. Located at 10 Bell Street, Bellport. 631GOOD FRIEND PARK GALLERY – Paintings, 286-4020. prints and photographs by Michael Knigin are on ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Located at The display. Open by appointment only. Located at 26 Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Goodfriend Drive, East Hampton. 631-324-5500. 631-722-0500. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Saturday and RVS FINE ART – Open Friday to Sunday 12-5 Sunday 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 88 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 20 Jobs Lane, Gin Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or Southampton. 631-838-4843. 631-830-2895. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY – Located at GRENNING GALLERY – Located at 90 Main 688 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or Street, Sag Harbor. 631-767-5302. 631-726-0076. GUILD HALL GALLERY – The Student Arts SILAS MARDER GALLERY – Located at 120 Festival celebrates the creativity of young East End Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. . 631-702-2306. artists throughout the months of January, February SIREN SONG GALLERY – Mythical sea creaand March. Located at Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, tures as well as other spirits that haunt our dreams East Hampton. 631-324-0806. created by 3 East End artists. Located at 516 Main HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY –Located at 36 Street, Greenport. 631-477Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-204-9704. 1021. LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY – Gallery SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM hours are Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday GALLERY – “The Joys of Toys” will run through and Saturday 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 77 Jobs March 29. Located at Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting Lane, Southampton. 631-283-6308. House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Open daily from SOUTH STREET GALLERY – Located at 18 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Located at 2462 Main Street, South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. SPANIERMAN GALLERY – “Gallery Selections: NATHANIEL BAKER HOUSE GALLERY – A Modern Exposure” will run through March 2. Located group art show will be on display. Located at 279 at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3450. THE STUDIO & GALLERY AT GOOD FRIEND NESTSEEKERS GALLERY – New York artist PARK – Michael Knigin’s paintings, prints and phoGeoffrey Fontaigne releases his new book Selected tographs are on display. Located at 26 Good Friend Works and displays a few abstract expressionist Drive, off Route 14, East Hampton. 631-324-5550. paintings. Located at 150 Main Street, Sag Harbor. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – Paintings and 631-725-7070. ceramics by resident artists Robert Bachler and PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY– Open Friday James Kennedy are on display. Located at 845 Springs to Monday 11-5 p.m. Located at 167 Main Street, Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. Amagansett. 631-267-7817. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – Located at 103 PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. SYLVESTER AT HOME – Located at 154 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9777. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – Retrospective of past exhibits will run through March 30. Open Friday to Monday 12:30-7:30 p.m. Located at 66 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. UBER HOUSE GALLERY – “Blue Belle” and “Art of Being Woman” are on display. Located at 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. VERED GALLERY – “Contemporary and Modern Masters.” Paintings, sculpture and photography by Milton Avery, Ross Bleckner, Willem de Kooning, Pablo Picasso, Sam Francis, Jean Dubuffet and many others are on display. Open Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday 11 a.m.-7 p.m., Saturday 11 a.m.9 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631324-3303. WALK TALL GALLERY – Open Tuesday to Sunday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-9776. WALLACE GALLERY – Open Saturday 10 a.m.6 p.m., Sunday-Friday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 37A Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-4516. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – Group show “Salon d’Hiver” by Eric Dever, Barbara Hadden, Curt Hope, Bruce McCombs, Antonio Perez Melero, Cuca Romley and Federico Schiaffino will run through March 20. Open daily from 12-6 p.m. closed Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097.





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Health, Beauty & Fitness It’s that time of year again – time to be barraged with cute chipmunks holding giant heart balloons, shiny red boxes filled with heart shaped chocolates and silver hearts dangling from silver chains. Hearts, hearts, everywhere. So I thought it fitting to bring our attention to the energetic center of the body – the heart chakra. It’s the place from which you navigate your most difficult passes, and it’s the place in which the most important people in your life reside. But sometimes we have a hard time finding our hearts and this has something to do with our heart chakras being out of balance. The term “chakra” is one aspect of Hinduism that has permeated Western culture. Most people have a vague idea of chakras, which are located at seven different places in the body where energy pathways are densely packed. These chakras lie along the shushumna nadi, or the central channel. Of the seven chakras, the heart is in the middle. Because of its location along the central channel of the body, the heart chakra, or Anahata, is extremely important. In yogic philosophy, when your heart chakra is shut down, it’s called a “God sized hole.” If the heart chakra is very closed, like after a trauma, none of the other chakras will be in balance. The heart chakra is located at the center of the chest. It’s associated with the color pink, and is represented by a twelve-petal lotus flower. When the heart chakra is healthy and balanced, it radiates

through your whole being. Positive qualities associated with an open heart chakra include love, compassion, beauty, sensitivity, generosity and creativity. People with balanced heart chakras feel an ability to connect with others and love on a profound level – as in spiritual love. However, when the heart chakra is closed, qualities that may arise include hatred, disgust, negligence and shame. The heart chakra tends to close up after something traumatizing occurs. For example, after a divorce, a person may feel cut off from the world, unable to reach out and make a connection. This is an imbalance in the heart chakra. So how do we go about opening a chakra? Yoga is a direct route to the energetic body, and there are specific poses that help to balance certain chakras.

Heart opening poses, like backbends, are obviously good ways to access the heart. So, if you’re feeling dull, depressed, or spiteful, it might be a simple matter of getting warmed up and then doing some backbends. The transformations that can take place on an emotional, spiritual, and energetic level by engaging in this physical practice are incredible. Another way to access the heart chakra is through the breath. Often, our hearts are closed because we are feeling dull internally. You can see this manifest itself as people hunch over, curling into themselves and losing the ability to connect with others. By taking a full inhale and extending the side seams of your body long, you are creating space internally. By rolling the shoulder blades onto the back, you are creating openness in the chest. These simple breathing processes allow your heart to be physically more open to the world. The heart can also be accessed through meditation. Often in the heat of the moment, we think we’re being true to our hearts by saying whatever our emotions are shouting, but that is usually not the clearest representation of how we really feel. By giving ourselves time to meditate, to contemplate, and to listen to ourselves, we can hear our heart speaking to us. This Valentine’s Day, don’t stress about the chocolates or the diamonds or the roses. Instead, check in with your real heart and bring some balance into your day. It will allow you to experience the true essence of a holiday devoted to the heart.



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Health, Beauty & Fitness What is more in the spirit of Valentine’s Day than a heart-shaped box of chocolates? I know what you’re thinking, placing chocolates into a heart-shaped box is just a tool for marketing, a way to push a product, etc., but recent studies have proven that chocolate is actually good for the old ticker. There is a group of chemical called flavanols that exist in tea, wine and cocoa that has been proven to be good for the cardiovascular system. The exact flavanol found in cocoa is known as epicatechin. According to biochemist Hagen Schroeter of the University of California, Davis, “Although previous studies strongly indicated that some flavanol-rich foods, such as wine,

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showed several indicators that prove cocoa could be the main reason for the island Kuna’s better than average cardiovascular function. First off, there was significant proof that the Kuna who moved to the city dealt with more heart problems than those who remained on the island. Also, the islanders had twice the amount of urinary nitric oxide as the city Kuna and they also had higher levels of epicatechin in their blood. The elevated amounts of these elements both indicate better blood flow. To reinforce their findings, tests were then performed where subjects consumed pure epicatechin with much of the same results as that of the Kuna’s. With this study, Schroeter is fairly certain that epicatechin and flavonal-rich cocoa can help the cardiovascular system. But wait, there’s more. In a study conducted at Pennsylvania State University, consuming dark chocolate and cocoa powder was shown to possibly raise your HDL “good” cholesterol levels by 10%. According to Dr. Kris-Etherton, the elevated levels of HDL are due to high antioxidant levels in chocolate. An earlier study by Kris-Etherton also attributes the rise in HDL to stearic acid, one of the fats in chocolate. In her latest study, subjects were fed 16 grams of dark chocolate and 22 grams of cocoa powder each day. The results showed that LDL “bad” cholesterol in the blood was less likely to oxidize, leading to less plaque buildup in the arteries. Less plaque means better blood flow. Better blood flow means less stress on the heart. While dark chocolate and cocoa have had a great deal of success with positive heart function in studies, more than likely this is not why we give chocolates on Valentine’s Day. Also, most people give milk chocolate, which doesn’t have the same effects. So why do we give chocolate? There’s more to this sweet little candy than hearthealthy chemicals. Inside every little bit of chocolate are a few other chemicals that can help make a romantic day seem even more romantic. First there is caffeine. It’s a minute amount compared to a cup of coffee, but there is just enough to get the heart beating a little faster. Couple that with tryptophan, which increases the production of serotonin (a natural antidepressant), add the release of endorphins into the bloodstream and now you’re feeling just great. Chocolate also has anandamide, a chemical, though on a much lower dosage, which mimics the effects of marijuana and gives you an extremely mild high. While all these little goodies could get your Valentine feeling great, one final chemical has the most striking effect. Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same chemical released in our bodies when we fall in love. There it is – chocolate, the heart-healthy-antidepressant-aphrodisiac. While rather a cliché way of saying “I Love You,” now there’s the proof to show you really do. Just remember moderation is key – with chocolate, not love.

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Health, Beauty & Fitness Seeing Red Kissable lips? Check. Sexy bedroom eyes? Check. Seductive smell? Check. Now all that’s missing is a red-hot manicure and pedicure! Valentine’s Day is the best excuse to go all out with a fabulous manicure and pedicure and the Hamptons offer plenty of options to pamper yourself. Of course red is the color of the month and if this week’s runway shows in New York City are any indication, it will be the color of the season as well. From the long and pointy, to the rounded and short, perfectly manicured red nails truly flatter all hands and go seamlessly with fall’s ladylike trend. Though once considered scandalous, Coco Chanel is credited with changing that obsolete idea and these days whether you’re headed to a New York City nightclub or off to one of the Hamptons’ fine golfing clubs, there’s no going wrong with a clean, fire engine red manicure and the East End offers no shortage of nail salons. For those looking to go low-budget, buying a home manicure kit is an easy option. Essence of Beauty has a great one that includes a four way buffer, cuticle sticks, a crystal file, a nail clipper, a cuticle nipper, and a nail file, and at $6.99 (available exclusively at CVS), it’s at a price you really can’t beat. However, when doing your own nails, don’t forget to always use a base and topcoat, treat your cuticles, and trim your nails. After you’ve loaded up on all your basics, nail guru Deborah Lippman has a great kit called the

Lady in Red nail and Lip Kit. It comes with My Old Flame Classic True Red Nail Lacquer, a base coat/top coat combo, and My Old Flame Classic True Red Lip Lacquer ($24). It’s a great compliment to a basic manicure kit and comes in a cute black leather pouch. This product is available at If you’re not looking to splurge on a whole kit, keep it simple by just getting a top and base coat (Seche Natural Nail Care Products are great) and a bottle of your favorite apple red nail polish. A wonderful red option is Revlon’s Vixen, available at CVS, and at $4.59, it’s cheap and relatively long lasting. For a pricier alternative go with Chanel’s Le Vernis in Midnight Red ($19, It’s wonderfully shiny and

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has won accolades in many of the beauty industries leading publications. Finally, at $27 By Terry’s Scarlet Red shade is one of the most expensive options, but contains additional silicon resins that have a vinyllike ability to strengthen fragile nails by adding flexibility. The shade also has a supposedly rare ingredient called Oriental Essence, which makes your nails shiny and allows for a long lasting color. This rare shade can be found at For those looking for something a little bit more adventurous, nail art seems to be all the rage these days. One of my favorite nontraditional manicures was created by the London-based manicurist Zoe Pocock. Pocock created a “Louboutin manicure,” drawing her inspiration from the famous red Christina Louboutin shoe soles. The manicure entails polishing the top of the nail with your color of choice and then applying a bright red color to the underside of the nail – daring, sexy, and definitely cheaper then a buying a pair of Louboutin pumps! In the same vein manicurists at Creative Nail Design, who styled the nails of the Baby Phat models, suggest adding rhinestones to the underside of your manicured nails for a little extra sparkle. There are truly endless shades and styles for both fingers and toes to play around with for Valentine’s Day and whether you’re into the simple or going for something more daring, there is no way to go wrong with this forever classic shade. – Sharon Feiereisen

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The Garden At Rock Cottage by Lance Brilliantine When it comes to roses, a gardener’s experience is an important consideration, and some gardeners prune early and hard to increase flowering, while others prune lightly and later, to avoid dieback and long recovery. All modern roses require pruning to shape them to desirable heights and shapes for the garden. Pruning can also encourage the production of larger, longerstemmed flowers on hybrid teas and more abundant clusters on floribundas. It may also benefit old roses to prune to encourage new vigor and blooms. Pruning removes dead, diseased, and damaged canes and helps to preserve rose health. In addition, thinning out canes from the interior of a rosebush increases air circulation and reduces fungus possibilities. One thing is for sure, it is still too early to prune roses – wait another two months. New, shiny redgreen buds are already showing, but pruning now will stimulate growth before the weather will support growth. Many gardeners wait until the last frost to prune their roses – which means as late as May on Eastern Long Island. This is really too late. We have found that mid-April is the right time to prune. When pruning, start by removing dead branches and canes. Healthy growth typically appears green or red, and dead canes appear gray or brown. When cutting, if the cane pith is dry and brown, continue cutting below this point until you reach a green or cream color. Remove damaged canes and ones that cross or rub on other healthy growth. When that task is completed, consider the shape of the bush. The classic “urn” shape that promotes a full-

shaped bush and an abundant flower display also promotes air circulation within the bush – so it is a good idea. The best approach, of course, is to let a bush grow for two years or so and to observe the natural growth pattern, e.g., bushy, rigidly upright, arching, etc. We like to maintain the natural characteristic shape when pruning. Hacking away at a bush will destroy the rose’s natural grace. An elegantly arching shrub that has been chopped down to a stubby plant has, it may be said, been butchered. Make the primary pruning cuts on healthy canes by cutting about one-fourth of an inch above a bud eye. Cuts should be made at a 45-degree angle to help with moisture runoff. The remaining bud eye should face outward – or at least in a desired growth direction. In addition, remove any canes that are thinner than a pencil. This provides sufficient size to support new spring growth. As you do this, keep in mind the desired finish shape for the rosebush. Imagine how the bush will look when growth occurs. The amount of pruning depends on the characteristics desired for roses during the blooming season. For more abundant blooms on smaller stems use a lighter pruning that leaves most of the canes. Prune about 30%. Remove very small canes and clean up the

center of the plant. Medium pruning removes more foliage and will result in fewer strong canes. Canes can be reduced to up to onehalf of their original height. This degree of pruning works well for most healthy roses. Heavy pruning is appropriate where there is significant damage from severe weather, or the bush is out of control. Heavy pruning, which reduces the bush significantly, produces fewer blooms because it taxes a bush to recuperate. However, this approach may produce larger flowers on longer stems. Regardless of the pruning approach used, always remove suckers or rootstock shoots that appear from below the basal break of the bush. These shoots tend to sap the strength of a bush. Once the pruning is completed, spray the bush with dormant oil spray and/or a fungal spray to prevent diseases. Clean up any clippings from the base of the plant. If you have planted bare-root roses, skip the first two seasons before pruning. This will allow the plant to establish itself, fill out and develop its natural shape. It will also let you observe the characteristics of the plant. It is particularly important for roses that bloom on old wood and not new growth. You can contact Lance Brilliantine with any questions or comments at


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GOOD TIP Dear Dan, Your article on the tipping habits of Europeans fails to point out one important point. Most European restaurants add a service charge of 15% to each bill. If not, “service not included” is printed on either the menu or the bill. As a result, tipping in Europe usually means rounding up to the next full Euro. Our restaurants and bars would be well advised to print “service not included” on their menus to aid our European guests in spending their over valued Euros over here. Sincerely, Stewart Eisele Via e-mail They ought to keep it straight. – DR WHEN IN ROME Dear Dan, Your as usual, entertaining article concerning European bad tipping: here is a subject for a follow up column: Perhaps the European are so-called

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“bad” tippers here because there is no reason to tip in Europe, so they are not used to it! When you go to a restaurant or cafe most places in Europe, the price they quote is the total price you pay. If they advertise for instance 30 Euros prix fixe, that’s exactly it. The price advertised includes tax and a 15% service charge. So that the custom over there is that if you want to you can give a little more, say 5% or even less, in token of appreciation if the service is particularly good. Which is just wonderful. Every time I get back to the States, I am again annoyed at the fact that the price advertised is NOT the price you pay, that you always have to pay quite a bit more! Wouldn’t it be great if all the restaurants in the South fork would agree to do like the Europeans, and include tax and service charge in the advertised price? A grace note: All over Italy, like in every European country, the credit card slip to sign does NOT include a line for a tip except in Rome, where the canny Italians, knowing the American habits, do include a line for a tip, so that they get double from the hapless tourist!!

Paraskevas’ insinuating “cartoon” of Irish caricature stiffing a waitress is in poor taste. The Irish do not have or need a anti-defamation league or NAACP to protest any slur real or imagined. The record of Irish generosity and hospitality stands. Before the rewards of the Celtic Tiger enabled Ireland to achieve the highest quality of life in the European confederation it was still suffering the scares of British brutality, suppression, exploitation and misgovernment. It donated more to international charity per capita than any country in Europe. Pick a more accurate target and brush up on your history. Brian Kelly Apologies. We love the Irish. – DR

Redjeb Via e-mail I’ve been adding 15% when I go to Europe. They must think me really dumb. – DR WELL DONE Dear Dan, Thank you once again for using one of my paintings for your cover. It always is a real lift for me. The reproduction was wonderful and the colors true to the painting, which leads me to believe I should probably have Tom Ratcliffe photograph all of my work! Thanks again. Barbara Hadden Fine work. – DR HISTORY LESSON Dear Dan, If you must do something bad, do it good. Mr.

Police Blotter Super Bowl Freak Out A report in Southampton came over the wire about a fight between two friends who made a personal bet over the Super Bowl. One man was so upset that the Patriots lost he refused to admit that his team had been completely destroyed by the New York Giants at the very last minute in one of the best Super Bowls in history. The poor cry-baby left calling his friends in Boston, who consoled him. No reports on whether or not he still is sobbing. * * * Drunk Driver During Super Bowl Sunday, when the Giants brought glory back to New York sports, a drunk driver got pulled over and arrested in East Hampton. Good going, buddy. * * * Loud Noises! In Westhampton, complaints were made to the police about a loud house party. Police responded to the party, where guests were celebrating the warrior and heroic-like effort of the New York Giants, who so mercilessly massacred the New England Patriots and played like magicians with football helmets on. Police told them to keep the

noise down a little. But not before singing the “Hey Song” for one round of celebration. * * * Theft In East Hampton a cell phone valued at $300 was stolen. When the man got home, he noticed a variety of long distances charges made from the phone. A report was made, and it turned out that the calls were mostly about The New York Giants winning the Super Bowl. * * * Flat Screen Television A man in Southampton reported that his flat screen television was stolen. Thankfully, it was after he had watched the New York Giants, the greatest football team in all of history, banana smack the New England Patriots. * * * Domestic Dispute A domestic dispute took place between a nonmarried couple in Sag Harbor, and turned into a loud argument after the boyfriend in the relationship was caught cheating. This was similar to the way Bill Belichick was caught when he videotaped calls from across the sideline of opposing players, but then ultimately got caught, and then lost the Super Bowl, then walked off the field with

his tail between his legs like a sore loser. GOOOOOOOOO GIAANNNNNTSSSS!!! – Compiled and Written by David Lion Rattiner

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A STEP ABOVE HOUSECLEANING. Year round/seasonal service. Reliable, Experienced, Professional & Courteous. Call Maria 631-839-0368.

Handyman Handyman For Weekends Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday Mete Cell 631-664-5560 After 3:30pm

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BUICK SKYLARK, 1972 Open Thursday - Sunday 11 am - 6 pm 631-259-2555

2 Door custom convertible Very good condition! Original metallic forest green v8 350, automatic, new transmission 151k/ AM-FM Drive home: $16,000 neg.

Pets Unique Dog care. Board, Groom, Train. Country Atmosphere. 2 minutes from Tanger. Customized for your needs. Owner resides on premises. Carolyn Contois, NCMG, CT. 631-655-6006

Pet Lost/Found Lost: Small black/ white female Cat woods between Mulford Ave/ Marion Lane. 631-324-6948 or 631-329-2900

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CA$H FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT (RVâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Boats transport or buy) Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan Jâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S TOWING LIC. 516-383-4403 INS.

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TRIPLE C CLEANERS Courteous ~Caring ~Cleaners Victoria 631-281-2614 631-457-3070 Available all year General cleanings Openings, Closings, Rentals

Masonry, Landscaping& Carpentry, Iron Work & Welding, Renovations, Extensions, General Repairs & Painting. Licensed/ Insured. 17 Years Experience. 631-594-1453 516-848-9569 m

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EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505 Expert Private Tutoring: SAT, LSAT, GMAT, GRE. I have 10 yearsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; experience raising test scores. 631-662-4258 TUTOR: Pre K thru Elementary. Years experience Private/ Public school system as Teacher Assistant/ Sub. Your home or mine. Susan 631-379-3180. TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/Children n Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

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Fuels/Fuel Services Firewood Split, seasoned. Cord and 1/2 cord. Delivery available. 631-287-4244 THE BEST FIREWOOD Seasoned Cord Wood 4x4x8 $200/cord Log length uncut, unsplit 8-10 cord $400/load FREE WOOD CHIPS!!! (516)944-6497

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Painting/Papering Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

Photography/Video Weddings, Events, Family and Pet Photography. Reasonable pricing European Quality, 631-942-1427 TheHamptonsPhotographer@

Property Management ESTATE MANAGER SOUTHAMPTON Seeking year round live-in couple as an estate manager and professional chef, or housekeeper for long-term commitment. G reat opportunity for highly intelligent, resourceful couple with excellent communications skills and proven work history. Management responsibilities include knowledge of building systems and ability to perform basic household repairs. Must h ave strong oraganizational skills, familiar with waterfront property and boats. Please send ressume with salary range to: 212-717-5048

Sewing Carmenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Custom Sewing Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Shutters Quality Wood Shutters Make All The Difference... Exterior & Interior. Full Painting & Hardware. All Types & Sizes Delivered Right to Your Door! Free Brochure (203)245-2608

Trees/Shrubs California privet heavy 5 foot $25, Leyland cypress 6 foot $75, 7 foot $85. Delivered prices. 631-662-8398 Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60â&#x20AC;? and 90â&#x20AC;? Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326. WHOLESALE TREES All Species and Sizes Available. Pest and Disease Control Programs. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization and Property Maintenance Programs. CALL TOM MAC (631) 725-1249 Our 26th Year.

Apartments Center Moriches 4 room, ground floor, yard, utilities included, no smoking/ pets. 1st & security $1,400. 631-878-9028 Cell 631-974-4497.

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Commercial E ast Quogue Village. Main Street. 1 office available in professional building. Call for appointment. 631-653-9124. Hampton Bays: 3600 Sq.Ft. Metal building, heated, Plus 500 Sq.Ft. office with Bathroom. 4100 Sq.Ft. total. $3000/ month. 1200 Sq.Ft. Workspace with 200 Sq.Ft. office. Total 1400 Sq.Ft. $1100/ month 516-456-0991. Hamptons Waterfront Restaurant. Unique ocean and bay views. Large seating capacity. All new equipment. New building. Large parking lot. Turnkey.

Out Of Town


Puerto Rico Rincon

Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath

3 bedroom, 2 bath. 2nd floor with ocean view. Pool, full kitchen, AC units inn bedrooms, ceiling fan, Cable TV, Stereo, DVD player. If you need extra room/ space, also availaable for rent in the same building is 1st floor unit: 3 bedroom, 2 bath furnished (same as 2nd flooor unit). All located within a gated community.

516-982-6090 Jamesport Main Street. Ideal storefront for real estate, law office, retail, restaurant. 1,200 square feet. Newly renovated. Great visibility! 631-722-3834 SAG HARBOR Main Street, 2nd floor Office space available Excellent condition Call (631)678-2460

Sag Harbor Village PRIME MAIN STREET RETAIL SPACE in historical building with off street parking 550 and 570 Sq Ft ...can combine ! Call 631-608-7158

Available President's Week, Easter Vacation and Ap p ril Spring Break. Also available weekly and monthly. Please call Lynn at 631-725-2153 or e-mail for rates and availability.

Rent / Option to Buy

AMAGANSETT Ocean view contemporary. 5 bedroom, 5 1/2 baths, 1 car garage, central air, beautifully landscaped with 65’ gunite lap pool, Moments away from beach, shopping, $3.195,000 Also availablle Monthly, Weekly, Seasonal 631-375-0708 Exclusive Brown Harris Stevens Darcy Rodriguez

Sag Harbor:4500 Sq.Ft indoor/ outdoor selling space. Newly renovated. High visibility. Excellent parking. Apartment availHampton Bays. Charming seable 631-725-7189 cluded 2 bedroom cottage, new kitchenette, living room, sky Shelter Island: Charming. lights, remodeled bath. Walk to Two commercial stores for lease. ocean or bay. Rent/ Option to High traffic area, great visibility. Buy: $369,900/ $1,650 month. Located on historic rt. 114 Call Sharon Meyer C21 AgaImmediate occupancy. 260 sq. ft. wam Albertson. 631-655-3942. @ $750.00 1000 sq. ft. @ $1700 per month. One year minimum Rental Wanted lease. Inquiries call mark 646.942.8307 NEEDED TO LEASE Small Horse Farm. 3 bedroom, SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE small barn and Paddocks. AnyOffice for Rent - 700 sq.ft., 2nd where from East Moriches, eastfloor Main Street. $1,700/mo in- ward. North Fork or South. cluding heat.*Call MORLEY JR. Please Call Diane Candela 631-283-3100, Ext 22* (631) 759-0747

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For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 Reasonable Rates for Year Round Rooms 2 Bedroom with Private Full Baths Available in Newly Constructed, Spacious 4 Bedroom Home with Professional Couple, Toddler, and Pets in Residence. Conveniently located on Private, Quiet, Cul-de-Sac in Springs, only a Bike Ride to Louse Point Beach, Springs General Store, and just minutes to EH and Amagansett Villages.Downstairs Jr. Master Suite with Full Private Bath. Newly Furnished, includes Queen sized 4-Poster Bed, plus Large Closet Space, and New 46” Flat Screen TV with VCR/DVD. High Speed Internet Access Avail $1,200 / mo. for couple. Large 2nd story Bedroom with New Cal. King sized Mahogany Sleigh Bed. New 50” Flat Screen TV with VCR/DVD, plus Large Closet Space. Private, Full Bath is 3 feet from Bedroom Door. High Speed Internet Access Avail. $1,200 / mo. per couple. Full-time, live-out Nanny in House 5 days/ week from approx. 9am to 3-6pm to watch our 2-yr. old son, plus Nanny's own 4-yr. old son. House is quiet after 6/7pm. The Perfect Pied-àTerre for Single Professional or Professional Couple. Children welcome, can discuss details, rental price will adjust accordingly. No pets. No Drinking or Smoking on Premises. Room does not include sharing of house, though light cooking and limited laundry privileges okay with prior arrangement, will discuss. Utilities included except phone. Use of Pool to be discussed, includes child-proof fencing. Please call & clearly leave message at 631-834-9271.

Summer Rentals Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s, For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ 646-369-4106 Amagansett: 4 Bedrooms, 2 baths, blocks to private beach. $8,000 for June, $10,000 for July, $12,000 for August. Contact: Shawn @ 914-438-9068

Aquebogue-North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096

Baiting Hollow Waterfront Long Island’s North Fork

Available weekly off seasoon; MD-LD $82,000. Call for monthly rates. ...ALSO available for extended season or yearly! 631-267-20228

“Treetops” Stunning 180 hilltop ocean, golf view from every room! Secludeed, luxurious 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath with 2 story poolhouse/studio, billiard room, piano, heated poo ol, spa and outdoor shower with extensive multidecks on 4 plus wooded acres including golf option!!

2 bedroom 2 bath, 3000 sq ft Condo, Exxclusive Golf Club setting with

Jacuzzi Bath, living room m, dining room, fireplace,

Photos available 631-537-9466 for the perfect sum m mer!

EAST HAMPTON: adorable 4 bedroom cottage .Close to all, MD-LD . $22,000 516-982-6186

CLICK.... STARHAMPTON.COM 631-288-5450

2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Charming cottage, deck, outdoor shower, screened porch. Stroll to bay Season $14,000. 917-714-6432 631-324-8739 East Hampton - WATERFRONT 4 Bedroom, 2 Baths CAC Furnished Mint Chalet Inspired Home with Heated Pool. Lions Head Beach Community. Canoe Included! $45k MD-LD Call Nathan, LSA 516-424-1404

wrap-around balcony, private parking spot

$1,8000/ week plus utilities. Cynthia 917-439-6549 owner

sazza- detail pool sound system, 8 TVs, wireless internet. Must be seen! July- LD: $125,000; July $65,000; August- LD: $70,000 Includes weekly maid, pool, landscape service (516)987-4433 Can e-mail photos

July $25,000, August $30,000, Both $50,000.

views from every room! Beach, Pool, Tennis,

Summer Rentals

East Hampton/ Sag Harbor Eager Renter seeking tenant for contemporary saltbox with 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, lovely heated pool, outdoor shower, CAC, fireplace and extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. A bargain! Must see at $35,000 for February through September. 212-229-8053


Open House every weekend

5 bedrooms, 6 Baths Central Air Conditioning New, professional gourmet kitchen. Piano, Jacuzzi, heated Pool, lawn and gardens. Near tennis!



Summer Rentals Amagansett WALK TO OCEAN Privacy

Summer Rentals

EAST HAMPTON Beautiful 3 bedrooms, 3 bath. 1-1/2 acres, heated pool, CA AC. August 1st- September 7th. $15,000 (212)866-2718 EAST HAMPTON CLEARWATER BEACH 3 bedrooms, 2 bath saltbox. Heated pool, air conditioning, very privatee. MD-LD $22,000 (516)680-2811

Bridgehampton Beach House. 4 Bedrooms. 3-minute walk to ocean. Dock w/ canoe, A/C. Privacy. Amazing location! East Hampton village fringe. 2 212-794-1000 bedroom, 1 bath. $20,000 sumBridgehampton. 4 Bedroom, 3 mer. Year round $25,500. +utilities. 917-613-8521 bath, 2 private acres. Great family home with pool and large deck. Pretty landscaping. Lots of East Hampton. New 4500 sf exlawn. Terrific master suite with quisitely decorated post modern double jacuzzi. 2 story great acre plus facing preserve. room with beamed ceiling. 40 ft great room, 2 dens, 3 fireMinutes to Hampton Classic, places, 5.5 baths, private 1st Sag Harbor, Ocean Beaches. floor master wing, 3 guest bedMD-LD: $39,000. July-LD rooms, chef's kitchen/ breakfast, $37,000. 917-797-8838. sprawling deck/ patio, heated Bi-

East Hampton: Furnished, 1Bedroom, walk to beach. Private, no smoking, $7500 Season/ $1500 year round Includes all 646.729.6875 East Hampton: Studio, new furnished, private. MD-LD $6000 season, or $1000 per month year round. 646-729-6875 Hampton Bays Waterfront, 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath, 3300 sq. ft home on bay, sandy beach, tennis,heated endless pool, much more, 60k MD-LD Hampton Bays New 4 bedroom 3.5 bath,near bay and ocean $17,000 MD-LD Hampton Bays Waterfront, 3 bedroom 1 bath private beach cottage $17,000 MD-LD Hamptons Coastal Realty 631-728-8877. Cell# 631-365-3828 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue Bridgehampton, 631-537-2000 Bridgehampton Village SOH 2,000 sq.ft. home 3bedrooms, 1.5bath plus garage/studio, tennis. July-Aug $25,000 Folio#4286 Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002 East Hampton Village Fringe Newly renovated! Contemporary convenient to Ocean beaches. 4 bedrooms), 3 bathrooms, open floor plan with vaulted ceiling, skylights and fireplace, eat-in-kitchen, 20x50 Heated pool. Summer 2008 $55,000. Folio# 4606 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 East Hampton - 3,200 square ft. Post Modern set on private road & close to village. First floor Master Suite w/ FPL & Jacuzzi tub/sep. shower, Gourmet kitchen w/top of the line appliances, Laundry rm, den, formal dining room, living room w/ FPL, 2nd floor features Junior Master suite w/ Jacuzzi/sep. shower & 2 add'l bedrooms & bath. 2-car garage & 550sf. bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany decking, Memorial Day to Labor Day $55,000. July to Labor Day $42,000. July $20,000. August to Labor Day $28,000. Weekly $5,300. Will consider extended season. Folio#16089. Call Anthony Hayes at 516-768-8037.

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals Hampton Country Real Estate Bridgehampton, 631-537-2000 Sagaponack South - 2 private acres, Traditional Hamptons home offers 7 bedrooms, 7 baths, Heated pool, gym & home theatre. Close to Ocean! July - Labor Day 2008 $190,000. July $90,000. August-LD $100,000. September 2008 $40,000. Folio# 5786. Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552. Sag g aponack - One story 2,500 sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, CAC, handicap accessible. Folio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Year Round $65,000. Call Lally Mockler at 516- 971-6002 Sag Harbor - Bay 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths 3,000 sq.ft. with teak decking, pool. Nicely appointed. MD-LD $70,000. July-LD $60,000, July $30,000 August-LD $35,000. Folio #5405 Call Lally Mockler at 516971-6002

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Hamptons NYC Montauk

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-41197

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100

Sag Harbor Waterfront Large 1BR facing pool, pond and cove. Private entrance. Dock available. MD-LD includes utilities, wireless internet. Walk to town & tennis. $14,250. 212-732-2451

Owner Direct Vacation Rentals 631-567-5999 Florida New England Utah Carolinas


Jamesport. Charming cottage. 2 bedrooms. Available April -Oct., LD-MD, monthly, or weekly. Contact

Southampton Villa - South of the Highway: 5,300 sq.ft. of living space, Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway living room, sitting room, formal dining room, casual dining area, 2 fireQuogue, NY places, eat-in kitchen, 6 bedrooms, 631-653-4197 4.5 baths, heated pool, tennis, 3-car garage and breathtaking pond views. Memorial Day - Labor Day $190,000. Quogue - Private Contemporary Folio #2256. Call Amy Unangst at with five bedrooms and five 631-334-0552. Wainscott - Walk to Jitney! Bike to Ocean! 4 bedrooms, including Master with whirlpool, central air, 20x40 pool with sheer decent waterfall, Pristine, just move in! Memorial Day Labor Day $49,500. Annually $60,000. Folio# 1093. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552

baths, heated pool with child safe fence, Har Tru Tennis court. $49,000.00 MD-LD.

Quogue - Pristine Contemporary with four bedrooms and three baths, heated pool and all weather tennis court, $25,000.00 August-L.D.

Southampton Waterfront Southern Exposure Escape With Heated Pool! Cathedral ceiling, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, deck, dock. MD MATTITUCK: New 3 bedroom LD $57,500 cabin in the woods, 2 Bath, Southampton Waterviews CAC, Fireplace. All amenities. Ocean and Bay Vistas from On Half Acre with Dock space. High! Deluxe contemp, cathe$9000 per month. Weekly available. 718-815-9856 dral ceiling, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, central air, pool. MD - LD $70,000 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 Southampton Village - Shingled Two-Story Traditional! Walk-to-train convenience, formal living and dining, 4 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, central air. MD - LD $30,000

Southampton - Casually Open and Spacious Post Modern! CaQuogue - Canal Front Gem with thedral living, fireplace, 4 bedfour bedrooms and three baths, rooms, 4 baths, central air, gastone's throw to ocean ROW, $40,000.00 July-L.D. rage, pool. MD - LD $40,000

Quogue - 4 Bedroom, 3 Baths CAC Upscale Furnished Contemporary on One Acre with Heated Pool & Tennis Court. $60k MD-LD Call Nathan, LSA 516-424-1404 Sag Harbor 2 bedroom near village, beach. MD-LD $15,000. 516-459-9598 Sag Harbor hideaway. 5 bedroom post- modern home with heated pool, multiple decks, dual fireplace, comfortable master suite, CAC, beautiful gardens, minutes to town and Long Beach. June & July multiple terms available. (516)622-5360

Summer Rentals Sagaponack, just North. 4 bedroom, 4 bath, heated pool. GREAT LOCATION! Opposite pond. $70,000 MD D- September 14th

Sag Harbor, Great 4/ 5 BR Waterfront Summer Rental! See for more info. (631)745-8590 Sag Harbor. Charming sunny 1 bedroom furnished apt.. Close to village, beach. MD- LD $7000, includes all. 631-725-6030.

(516)658-3861 SOUTHAMPTON Secluded Estate. 8 Bedrooms, 4.5 Baths, Heated pool/ Jacuzzi, Tennis. Weekends/ Weekly. 516-496-2339

Summer Rentals Sag Harbor Village - Summer Rental One of only a few large houses available in the Village. Amazing restoration of 5 Bedrooms, 5.5 baths within walking distance to the shops and restaurants of the village, parks, pond and 10 minutes to Ocean. 40 x 18 gunite pool and separate self contained pool house (with shower, toilet and kitchenette), all on shy acre. Kitchen/ breakfast room, family room, study, front parlor and entrance vestibule, master to second floor with outside deck, second master to first floor, west facing covered porches to rear over looking grounds and pool area, separate garage. $115,000. MD-LD. Contact Bob 917-885-9650 or 631-899-9073 E-mail:

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 11/02/2007 AMAGANSETT Underhill Realty LLC to Jean YAMNER LEE, 87 Cliff Road 1,150,000 Calabro to Mark HAIMANN, 142 Shore Drive East, 1,300,000 Genkins to Danielle & Steven LINDNER, 6 Gilberts Path, 1,675,000 Starrantino to Richard-CUGELL CHAU, 55 Cliff Road, 2,800,000

BRIDGEHAMPTON Makoid to Christina & Guillaume MALLE, 126 Sagaponack Road, 3,325,000 Town Properties LLC to Deborah WOODBURY, 5 Fair Hills Lane, 3,950,000 Lieberman to Jill & Robert SMITH, 350 Mecox Road, 4,510,000


Dunn to Kari-MAGIDE KONTU, 195 Newtown Lane, 1,700,000 Edelbaum to Kristen DICKEY, 23 Horseshoe Drive North, 1,575,000 Pagoota to Jonathan CORPINA, 70 Ancient Highway, 1,700,000 Rosen to Pilar GUZMAN, Christopher MITCHELL, 47 Cooper Lane, 2,050,000 Bowen Trust to Michael DENSEN, 96 Runnymede Drive, 3,495,000 Humiston to DMS MIDDLE LANE II LLC, Middle Lane, 5,450,000


and 11/30/2007

Furst Trust to HUMISTON, Jane, 93 Middle Lane, 6,650,000 Sawyer to Andrew & Elizabeth RIGHT, 151 Further Lane, 7,550,000 Smith to Andrew Jr. BOSZHARDT, 20 Apaquogue Road, 8,500,000 Evans Trust to 468 FURTHER LANE LLC, 468 Further Lane, 17,250,000

EAST QUOGUE Rego to Edward & Stephanie DESOUZA, 154 Maggie Drive, 1,100,000

HAMPTON BAYS Mangano to Martin & Phyllis MARSILLO, 26 Oak Lane, 1,425,000

MONTAUK Rosenberg to Daniel & Janice HOROWITZ, 83 Grant Drive, 1,100,000 Bianca to Bryan & Danielle FROMM, 5 The Glen, 1,159,000 Hayden to Stacy ROSENWAKS, Wills Point Road, 2,900,000 Leahy to Jeffrey HERLYN, Kristine REDDINGTON, 2 Beech Street, 3,750,000

QUOGUE Siegel to Regan SCHROEDER, 8 Pen Craig, 3,580,000


LaRossa to Alexandra & Jonathan OBLAK, 346 Madison Street, 1,450,000

SHELTER ISLAND Beitler to Andreas HOMMERT, 56 West Neck Road, 1,379,000 Derose to Michael & Yvette CAMPBELL,3 Bluff Avenue, 2,800,000

SOUTHAMPTON Bottari Trust to Jacqueline WALSH, 99 Cold Spring Point Rd, 2,900,000 Rock Solid Land Development Corp to L11 LLC, 57 Pleasant Ln, 3,327,000 Centeno to Lily MADDOCK, 175 White Street, 3,700,000 Bolster to Andrew & Lorraine DODGE, 300 Halsey Neck Lane, 5,300,000 Kennedy to Lawford Trust, 155 FIRST NECK LLC, 155 First Neck Ln, 9,800,000

SOUTHOLD Prial to Lloyd KAPLAN, Lisa LINDEN, 105 Sound View Avenue, 1,160,000

WATER MILL Levy to VXA LLC, Deerfield Road, 1,590,000 Kistler to CRP/FARRELL HALSEY LANE LLC, 48 Halsey Lane South, 3,069,000 Halsey to B & G DAVID'S LANE LLC, 179 Davids Lane, 3,200,000

Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period BRIDGEHAMPTON

D. Mazzeo to M. Schultz, 213 Haines Path, 899,500

C & M Valente to L & McLaughlin Merrit, 405 Hillcrest Dr. 345,000 T Trust Buchanan to S & G Mezynieski, 34920 Route 25 950,000

G & P Rheaume to M. Gen, 324 Kings Point Rd 770,000

W. Overton to WTO & ArenzAcquisition, 6 Industrial Dr, 575,000


L. Zuleta to J. Narvaez, 3 Whipple St 835,000 I. Rodrigues to B. Beltre, 69 Gardiner Ave 477,000 M. Collins to M. Gauthier Jr, 110 Springy Banks Rd 846,000 G. Litt to P. Palmieri, 10 Shadow La 578,000 J. King to P & S Bistrian, 5 Maidstone Ave 980,000


P & D Ettinger & D. Halpert, 143 Malloy Dr, 900,000 E&P & Pecora N. Way to R & Wood Eldi , 7 Clinton Ave, 360,000

FISHERS ISLAND T. Shillo to W & P Mallinson, Sappho Rd, 30,000

HAMPTON BAYS D & G Partners to E. Parker, 3 Ridgeway Rd, 445,000 R & L Sencer to D. Tison, 31 Atlantic Ave, 355,000

MONTAUK R by Exr LeVesconte to M. Schultz, 11 S Debusy Rd, 500,000


QUOGUE REMSENBURG R & S Silver to Masi & Sidel-Masi,29 Shore Rd, 940,000

RIVERHEAD Sound Housing LLC to W. Johann 501 Willow Pond Dr, 270,980 Windcrest Riverhead & J & N Roughan, 7 Green Ash St, 525,000 J & K Cicciari to M. Mazzeo, 43 Blueberry Cmn, 317,000 D. Eaton to J. Velasquez, 501 Northville Tpke, 320,000 M. Tuba to D. Adao, 32 Elm Ave, 402,800

SAG HARBOR Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000 B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000 R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000 J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000 N, Frankel to R, Gobright, 1290 Sagg Rd, 580,000 Leonard to Town of East Hampton, 333 Town Line Rd, 450,000 W, Fowker to B Knab, 201 Division St 675,000 N, Frankel to R, Gobright, 1290 Sagg Rd, 675,000


O, Brown to G, Darvin & S, Shaw, 1 Cove Rd, 772,000 C, Ruetiman to SJ & S, Bannon, 263 S Redwood Rd, 740,000

SHELTER ISLAND D. Weber to S & K Seymour,37 Stearns Point Rd, 590,000

SOUTHAMPTON Hennig Fam Trust to J. Navan,37 East St, 375,000 W. Bannon to W. Verdi, 62 Lincoln Ave, 740,000 S Trust Fuller to C. Olczak, 38 Cheviots Rd, 580,000 J & C, VanHouten to DeLalio III, 16 Roses Grove Rd, 680,000 J, Bartley to DeVito & Boland-Devito, 94 Warfield Way, 625,000 0 Ashline, J to Brocard Development,Scrub Property, 40,000 Lesta Sr, S by Exr to Martin, J & E, 169 Sebonac Rd, 630,000 Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000


G Trust McFadden to C & H Fokine, 2505 Wells Ave, 760,000

WADING RIVER M. Kern to D & E MacCagli, 2794 N Wading River Rd, 445,000

WESHAMPTON J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750

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SOUTHAMPTON Shinnecock Area 5 BR, 4.5 BA, 5 TVs, CAC, Beamed ceilings @ G reat Room with fireplace, 25' X 50' Heated Pool with Poolhouse and Gazebo. Extensive Decking. Features Swedish Sauna with show wer, Home Gym with Wetbar. Sprawling 1 Acre. Quiet Location. By Owner. Month of July or August $13 3,000/month July 1 to August 31 $24,000 May 24 -Sep 1 (Labor Day) $28,000 Cell: 718-541-8915 PH : 718-745-6806

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Walk or bike to village and beach. 3+ Bedrooms, 3 Baths, outdoor shower, heated pool, central air, decorator interiors, wireless internet

MD-LD $60,000. 631-283-5675


Summer Rentals Southampton Village Two Houses By Owner: First “green” house on the block! Under construction, brand new! 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bath, cathedral ceilings, black walnut wood floors, soaking tub, steam shower & master bath, woodburning fireplace. Beautifully furnished. Gunite 18x36 heated pool, garage and poolhouse. Solar paneling for electric & geothermal pump for hot water. VERY LOW UTILITIES. MD-LD $90,000. Also available year round or by month. Second home: Spacious 4,200 sq ft cedar shingle 4-5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, 10-foot coffered ceilings, crown and base molding throughout, chef’s kitchen fully equipped with 2 dishwashers, wine cooler 48-inch Viking, 2 fireplaces. Designer decorated. Fire pit, gunite pool with spa, poolhouse, garage, plush landscaping. MD-LD $120,000. Also available year round or by month. 917-299-6670 Photos available on request. Southampton. New custom built home. 4 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms. Includes pool and all amenities. Property surrounded by preserve with miles of walking trails. $125,000. 631-988-8710. Southampton: Privacy! 3 Bedroom, 2.5 bath, in ground pool, central air, decking. No neighbors! Walk to Tennis and day care. Available: July $11,000, August-LD $12,000. MD-LD $23,000. Doug 917-478-7774. E-mail: Susan L. Fallon P roperty Marketing Expert Prudential Douglas Elliman susan.fallon@ cell 631.495.4122 Nassau Point Summer Rental – Baybluff Spectacular location with dramatic views and fabulous sunsets from a comfortable, airy bayfront home overlooking Peconic Bay, Robins Island and New Suffolk. Privacy and seclusion come with this charming five bedroom, three full baths, fully equipped with gas grill, outdoor furniture & shower, cable tv, and modern appliances. Rates for July $24K, August $25K, August to Labor Day $26,500, July to Labor Day $50K. Suzy Fallon 631 495-4122 Prudential Douglas Elliman 631 298-6145

Summer Rentals

Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughoout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Lan n dscaped. Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage. MD-LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 3 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell


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Beautiful Fourteen Hillls Court Area Private wooded 3 Acres, 3 Bedrooms/ 2 Bath CAC, Heated Gunite Pool, Huge deck. Full Su u mmer Plus $39,000 (917) 642-3228

Winter Rentals

Year-Round Rentals

Westhampton Beach/ Quogue Gorgeous, new, private, 1 bedroom apartment, tastefully furnished, all amenities, HVAC, patio. No smoking/ pets. $12,000 covers everything. 516-456-5776 Leave message.

Westhampton/ Quogue: Gracious, uplifting one bedroom apartment. Completely furnished, outfitted. Landlord pays everything, extras. $1,000. Absolutely no smoking/ pets. 516-456-5776

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WESTHAMPTON Country Cottage MD-LD $21,000 Year Round $2,300 Private road, 1+ acre, bike to beach, fully furnished 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths, washer/ dryer.

Year-Round Rentals

Email: Cell 917-821-9991 Westhampton Dunes. Dune Road. Lovers’ cottage. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Newly decorated June $12,000; July $13,000; August 1- September 15 $15,000. Whole season $36,000. 516-292-5887. WESTHAMPTON 6 bedroom, 6 bath post-modern. Pool, tennis court, volleyball. MD D-LD $38,000 (631)764-8045

Weekly Rentals BRIDGEHAMPTONBRAND NEW Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-579-4964


Westhampton Beach OCEANFRONT - DUNE RD Newly renovated 1 BR Co Op Heated pool. Bay access for Kayak or Sunfish. MD-LD $25,000 June - July $20,000 Call Owner 631-325-89288

4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool,

Summer Rentals

Westhampton Beach Charmer. 3 plus bedrooms, 1.5 baths, outdoor shower. Walk or bike to village and beach. Perfect for families. MD - LD $25,000, July - Aug. $15,000, Aug. - LD $12,000. 917-586-7477. Westhampton Beach. 5 bedrooms, 5 baths. New. High ceilings, stainless/ granite kitchen. Heated pool, child fence. Large dining room. Walk to town, July $16,500, August $18,500. 917-617-1235.

Winter Rentals East Hampton. Wainscott. South of Highway. Walk ocean, jitney. Charming, chic 3 bedroom, 1 bath, lovely property. Weekly/ monthly. 631-604-5300,

Southampton- Northside Hills winner! Over 4,500 sqft of living space. Features 5 bdrms, 5.5 bths, htd pool and so much more. Year Round $125,000. folio 5888 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777

BELLPORT VILLAGE 1 bedroom, living room with fireplace. Historic district. $1,000/ month, excluding utilities. 631-949-5737

Southampton Villa - South of the Highway: 5,300 sq.ft. of living space, living room, sitting room, formal dining room, casual dining area, 2 fireplaces, eat-in kitchen, 6 bedrooms, 4.5 Hampton Country Real Estate baths, a heated pool, tennis, 3 car garage and breathtaking pond 19 Corwith Avenue views. Available Annually Bridgehampton, $250,000. Folio #2256. Call 631-537-2000 Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Brii dgehampton South- Walk to the village, top location!, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, htd. gunite pool, pool house, lush grounds. Newly renovated. A must see! $89,000 annually. Folio#18610. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. East Hampton Village - Centrally located & close to Village, Walk or Bike! 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, living room with fireplace, garage. Terrific Family home! Offered Unfurnished Annually at $55,000.Folio# 5410. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. East Hampton Village Fringe Newly renovated! Contemporary convenient to Ocean beaches. 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, open floor plan with vaulted ceiling, skylights and fireplace, eat-in-kitchen, 20x50 Heated pool. Annually $70,000. Folio# 4606 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 North Haven Watervieews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - Brand New Construction, Beautifully furnished, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen with top of the line amenities, 4,000sf. of living space, fireplace, Heated gunite pool , Crawl to the beach. Annually $130,000. Folio# 17790. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Wainscott - Walk to Jitney! Bike to Ocean! 4 bedrooms, including Master with whirlpool, central air, 20x40 pool with sheer decent waterfall, Pristine, just move in! Memorial Day Labor Day $49,500. Annually $60,000. Folio# 1093. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552 CENTER MOR R ICHES BAY FRONT SPECTACULAR VIEWS 2/ 3 bedrooms, 2-1/2 baths. No smoking/ pets. $2,275 monthly. (5516)381-1096 CENTER MORICHES/ MANORVILLE 1 bedroom apartment Private entrance & parking 1 month’s security $950 includes all 6311-878-6789 EAST HAMPTON WATERFRONT! New 2 bedroom apartment, separate entrance, water views, private decking. $1,800 monthly, utilities included. (516)375-2345 East Hampton 5 bedroom house, walk to town situated on 3/4 acre. Year round or Summer. $3200/ month. Owner 516-635-8437 East Hampton/ Clearwater Beach. Beautifully renovated 3 bedroom, 2 bath. New kitchen and baths, wonderful yard. Walk to bay beach. $2,400 monthly unfurnished. (631)418-6715

Sag Harbor-Year Round! 4 bdrm, 3 bth, living room with vaulted ceiling and fireplace, East Quogue 2 bedroom apartpool, and finished basement, year round $60,000. Call Angela ment, like new, private entrance. No pets, no smoking. $1,400/ Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777 month +utilities. Call Tom 631-278-5872 Quoggue Waterfront - three bed- Sagaponack - One story 2,500 rooms two baths, OHW heat, sq.ft. 4bedroom, 4bath, pool, $1,500.00/month EAST QUOGUE CAC, handicap accessible. Fo5 BR, 3.5 Baths, Southampton Village. Furnished lio# 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Year Fireplace, Pool, Round $65,000. Call Lally 1 bedroom cottage, beautiful CAC, Central Vac grounds, February, March, April. Mockler at 516- 971-6002 Bright & Cheery $950 monthly, heat included. $2500 0/ month Southampton--Year round im(212)947-9259 631-902-9980 maculate home. Southampton/ Wainscott. Fully 3Bedrooms/1Bath with fireplace, East Quogue: 3 bedroom, 1 bath furnished studios from $800 per deck, yard, garage. renovated home. $1600 a month $2500./month Perfect for college Hamptons Coastal Realty month. All utilities included. professor! Folio 17482 Call Call 631-537-2900 or email 631-728-8877 or 631-365-3828 Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147. Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197

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Year-Round Rentals

Flanders/ Bay View Pines. 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, living room with fireplace, hardwood floors, garage, full basement, washer/ dryer. $1,900 monthly plus utilities. 631-728-1271

Sag Harbor 1 Bedroom loft near beach. Year round $1,600. Utilities, cable, internet included. 516-459-9598

Flanders: 3 Bedroom, 2 bath house for rent. $1800 month. Quiet a necessity, no pets, no smoking. 516-456-7137 GREENPORT: 3 Bedroom ranch ,1 bath, LR, EIK, DW, Laundry Room, CAC, Excellent Condition. No Pets. Walk to town, $1,800/ Month +utilities, Security/ References. 631-275-3577 631-276-6753 HAMPTON BAYS Large 1 BR basement. New carpeting/ paint. Walk to bay. No smokers/ pets. $1,150 includes utilities/ cable! Rob 631-603-4233. Hampton Bays, Unfurnished year round studio apartment in private home. walking distance to beach, 1 person only, non smoker/ no pets. Rent includes heat, water, and electric, $900 mo + 1 month security. 631-728-2718 Avail March 1 Hampton Bays. 3 bedroom 1.5 bath ranch. living room with fireplace. EIK, full basement with washer/ dryer. Central air. Walk to town and schools. $2,000 month plus utilities. 631-728-1271. Hampton Bays/ Southampton 1 Bedroom apartment furnished. Water view. Reasonable. Heat included. 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197

SAG HARBOR Small one bedroom cottage year round, walk to Long Beach $650 + utilities & security Avaiilable 1/15/08 631-725-3282

Westhampton. Newly renovated partially furnished 3 bedroom apartment $1,800 includes cable and utilities 631-288-3190

SAG HARBOR: Village, 4 Bedroom, 2 Bath, fenced yard. eat in kitchen, DR/ LR, laundry, dishwasher, $2500. 631-725-0199

Southampton Condo – St. Andrews – 2 BR, 2 Bath, fireplace, garage, CAC, washer/ dryer, pool and tennis. Single story bright & spacious. Year MANORVILLE: The Greens. round rental. No smokers. 2000 sq. ft. townhouse. 3 bed$2,200/ mo. Contact room, 2 bath, garage, porch, fire- 516-317-0728 place, CAC. Avail. Immediately Southampton Cove. New quiet $2500. 631-728-5483 1/4 acre. Walk to beach. 3- 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Master suite with huge walk-in closet. Montauk. Tudor Garden Cottage. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, private Energy star appliances. Full basement with outside entrance. garden. Available February 1st. Lots of storage. $2990/ month $1,700 plus utilities. 10 minute Owner 631-259-2470. walk to ocean, town. Pets okay. Alison 1-800-873-5673 ext. 208. Southampton Village 3 BedNOYAC Large studio, furnished, room, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, with full bath, kitchen, fireplace. tennis court. Mint condition! Yearly, monthly, Rent or Sale Utilities included. $1,250/ month. Available March 1 310- from January. 347-645-3315, 795-1513 Southampton. Studio, large, attractively furnished, with kitchSAG HARBOR enette, full bath, cable, CAC. Recently Renovated Private entrance, patio, parking. $950 monthly. (516)369-0745. 2 Bedrooms, 2 Baths References please. Walk to Long Beach. Westhampton Beach: Studio apartment. Private Entrance. Central Air. Non-smoker No pets, $975/ month includes some utilities. References required. 631-921-6664.

Homes BROOKHAVEN HAMLET: Waterfront. Walk to bellport village. 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 baths. New custom farm ranch. 3/4 Acre. 160 feet of Dock. 20 x 40 inground pool. $999,000 or Rent at $4000/ month. 631-665-1500


Riverhead: Renovated office building with legal second floor apartment. On-site parking, Handi-capped accessible, near to courts, county center, town hall Sag Harbor Village: 2 bedroom, etc. $435,000. Bob Pace 1 bath apt. in old Federal house, 848-2345. Coldwell Banker Bagshaw Realty. MLS # 2026618 no pets. $1,800 plus utilities. (631)725-1743 Sweetbriar Real Estate Sag Harbor. Spectacular waterSouthampton front with private beach on Peco631 283 7447 nic Bay. 180 degree views, close to Sag Harbor shops & restaurants. Brand new contemporary Southampton Highly visible with 25 foot clerestory windows unique location facing water. 7 beds, 8.5 baths, Just under an acre. Existing waterside 40x20 infinity edge structure can be improved. pool, large hot tub, steam room, $ 2.65M. Motivated seller. double appliances, 3 story elevator, cantilevered greenhouse with Condos/Co-Ops orchids, gym, 3 car garage. Year (2008-2009) $700,000, MD-LD (2008) $375,000. Winter Month Arthur & Robin Team to Month $25,000. 212-873-2324 Condo & Co-op Specialists Sag Harbor/ Noyac. 2 bedrooms, 1 new bath, granite, Waterfront 2 bedroom stainless steel appliances, apts starting at $279,000 washer/ dryer, fireplace, charmBoat dock, pool, tennis, ing fenced in yard. Walk to Long bay beach #72861 Beach. $2,200 monthly. 516-359-7272 Oceanff ront 1 bedroom starting at $345,000 Sag Harbor: Renovated, walk Pool, tennis, to town, full kitchen, living area, ocean beaches, bay views washer/ dryer, AC, Excellent condition, 1 or 2 bedroom. Oceanfront 2 bedrooms 631-725-7189 starting at $625,000

Westt hampton - Three bedrooms, one and a half baths, OHA heat $1,800.00/month

Fireplace. $2,000/ month + security. Available 2/1/08 631-725-3282

Year-Round Rentals

Pool, tennis, ocean beaches, bay views #72695 Main Street WH HB Village 2 bedroom apt $425,000 #71479 Coldwell Banker P restigious Properties 148 Main Street Westhampton Beach 631-793-44377 rlechner@

EAST M O R I C H E S Waterfront Spectacular Views of Moriches Bay 2 BR End Unit. • Pool • Tennis • Fireplace • Garage • Finished Basement. Eager to Sell! $519,000. Call Gayle Lopata, R.E. 516-443-7055 Eastport, Long Island, NY Award-Winning 55+ Gated Community, Encore Atlantic Shores, a WCI Community. 80% Sold- only 47 left. Why Rent when you can own- only 7 miles West of Westhampton Beach. 5 Models to choose from starting $518,900 - $706,900 Call or E-mail for Appointment Cell Phone: (631) 252-3190. Broker Friendly.

Brown Harris Stevens 120 Front Street G reenport, NY 11944 Orient - Restorred 1850's Colonial.Lush gardens on 1.65 acres. Spacious rooms w/high ceilings, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths including master. By appointment. #54384 $1,395,000. Mary Ann Bollman 516-458-7566 G reenport Soundfront 6,000 sq. ft. Contemporary - expansive decking, in-ground pool, sweeping coastal views, no bluff beach front. #37084 Exclusive $2,400,000. Mary Ann Bollman 516-458-7566. Southold Manssion Historic 7,500 feet of Tudor Pride. Specimen gardens. #40289 Exclusive $2,195,000 Pamela Paynter 631-697-2281. Orient - 3,400 Square Feet Connecticut and sound waterviews. Finished or make offer. Seller helps with financing. Exclussive #41780 Greatly Reduced $1,599,000 Pamela Paynter 631-697-2281. Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue


Homes East Hampton: Saltbox, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, skylight, nice condition, .6 acre. $640,000 or year round rental 516-589-4427

EAST HAMPTON Treescape Condo Open House Turnkey, Excellent condition. Vaulted ceilings. 4 bedrooms and 2 new bathrooms. Sunny and private inner unit. Reduced to $713,000 516-627-0339 631-329-29199 Sunday 2/17, 12 pm - 2 pm Monday 2/18, 11 am - 1 pm 3 Mile Harbor Rd., Left on Springy Banks, Left on Treescape Dr., Cluster #2

East Hampton: North West Woods, $745,000. Renovated 3 BR, 2 bath Contemporary Salt Box on landscaped property.

Flanders: Private beach and boating community. 3 bdrm, 1 bath, needs tender loving care. $2500 credit towards new plywood/ carpets. Spacious backyard. Bought for $340,000. Asking $250,000. 631-899-3876 HAMPTON BAYS: Luxurious Sunlit Home South of Highway. All Amenities. Oversized Pool. 3/4 Lush Landscaped Acres. 2 Car Garage. Owner $550,000. 631-741-7937. Hampton Bays: Waterfront, 4 bedroom 3.5 bath, 3300 sq. ft home on bay, sandy beach, tennis, private community on cul-de-sac, asking $1,950,000 Co-Exclusive Hampton Bays: Possible mother daughter, Totally Renovated 4 bedroom 3.5 bath, near bay and ocean $629k. Co-Exclusive Hampton Bays: New Construction in Squire Woods, 4 bedroom 2.5 bath on 1 acre in private community with inground pool $1,050,000. Co-Exclusive. Hamptons Coastal Realty 631-728-8877 or 631-365-3828

Unique Home for the Artistic Spirit

Riverhead - New to Market Renovated 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, country kitchen, family room, den, deck off kitchen, fenced back yard, 2 car garage, close to all. Exclusive #16826 $499,000. Jason Scott 631-734-2956. Southold Cape. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, FR, eat-in-kitchen, DA. Open feeling, first floor master suite/fpl, deck, in-ground pool. Private community beach. Exclusive #12271 $695,000. Stanley Karanewski 631-734-2954. EAST HAMPTON 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Adirondack-like cottage, large enclosed porch, outdoor shower. Short stroll to bay. Great expansion possibility! Asking $475,000. 917-714-6432 631-324-8739 East Hampton Afordable housing 1983 Double Wide. Manufacured home,54’ x 24’ 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Sunroom. Starting price is $215,000 negotiable 631-871-3358 631-907-4096

Baitingg Hollow Designed by Buckminster Fuller in 1983, the architect has combined two geodesic domes with an adjoining solarium. The homes individual design allows for separate guest quarters. The home has a new granite kitchen, roof, and CAC. With 4 bedrooms and three baths, this home is ready for entertaining. Located on the North Fork in baiting Hollow situated on 1 acre of natural, wooded, tranquel property boasting a private backyard with hot tub. The ultra modern is combined with the quiet feeling of a getaway retreat. Truly a one of a kind home just one hour from NYC.

Offeredd att 599,000 Calll Maryannn Iaconoo at

L ittle Bay Realty 631-827-5266

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Hampton Country Real Estate, Hampton Country Real Estate, 631-537-2000 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton East Hampton Builder's Own 631-537-2000 Custom designed home offers 4,000sf. of gracious living & entertaining space. 5 bedrooms, 5 B ridgehampton - New Construction - 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, baths, living room has fireplace, 5,500 square foot shingled Tradi- vaulted ceilings, bamboo floortional on 1 acre with farmviews. ing throughout, professional Quiet location with many custom kitchen, separate guest quarters, 2.5 car garage, heated pool, endetails, top of the line appliclosed porch with spa, full baseances, heated gunite pool, 2 car ment, CVAC and much more. garage with many extras. Co-ExExclusive. $1,750,000. Folio# clusive $3,495,000. Folio# 13969 Call Anthony Hayes at 15111 Call Lally Mockler at 516-768-8037 x207 or 516-971-6002. Sag Harbor - Easy living Bridgehampton - Just Listed! Open and airy, 2,000 sq. ft. turncirca 1900's 5 bedroom (includ- key one level home on quiet Sag ing master suite with fireplace) Harbor cul de sac. Situated on 4.5 bath Farmhouse on 1 acre. shy 2 acres with 3 bedrooms, 2 Property is accented by mature baths, large deck, beautiful stone landscaping, sweeping lawns and FPL, CAC, plenty of room for a gunite pool. Exclusive Repool and future expansion. Backs duced to $3,300,000. Call Anup to preserve, very private. gela Boyer-Stump at Only minutes from village and 917-207-7777 beaches. Co-Exclusive. $1,299,000. Folio#15302. Call Bridgehampton - Centrally loRob Camerino at 631-537-2000 cated, Post Modern, 4 Bedrooms or Amy Unangst at (1st floor Master with FPL), 3 631-334-0552. baths, large eat-in kitchen with p ton North Sea - Wacathedral ceilings, formal dining, Southamp terfront 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, livopen living room with vaulted ing room with fpl, 2 decks with ceiling & FPL, cac, htd pool, gorgeous views, lovely gardens. outdoor decking & det. garage. $1,550,000.folio# 19047. Call Lush landscaping, backs up to private reserve & on private cul Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. de sac. Exclusive $1,500,000. Folio# 15711 Call Gayle Tudisco at 917-991-8731.

Shelter Island - New Construction! 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 1 acre with private pond, permits for pool in place, Large Great Bridgehampton -Charming Tra- Room with fireplace, Eat-in ditional- 4 bedroom 2.5 bath on kitchen w/ Top of the line appli1/2 acre. Located conveniently in ances & fixtures, 2-zone central Bridgehampton with open air, two-car garage, enclosed Kitchen/Dining/Living area. porch, private beach access & perfect for a small family or cou- community tennis!. Offered at ple who love to entertain. room $1,795,000. folio# 18868 Call for pool and garage. Exclusive Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. $940,000. Folio# 15604. Call Rob Camerino at 631-902-6637 Wainscott - South of the Highway: Close to Ocean Beaches, 3 or Amy Unangst at bedrooms, 3 baths, private flag 631-334-0552. lot overlooking Ag Reserve. Excellent Investment. $3,900,000. East Hampton - Nature lover's paradise on over 3 private acres. Folio# 18555 Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552 Contemporary 3 bedrooms/2.5 baths. 2 living rooms, fireplace, JAMESP P ORT heated pool, det. 2-car garage. Landscapers paradise. Exclusive $1,350,000. Folio# Georgeous rock walls and 17425. Call Angela flowering gardens. Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777 Gunite pool and hot tub. 4 b edroom, 4 baths and East Hamptt on- 3,200 sq. ft. master suite. Post Modern set on private road Granite kitchen. Finished & close to village. First floor basement with gym & sauna. Master Suite with FPL, his/her Asking $1,,095,000 walkin closets, private bath with dbl. sinks & Jacuzzi tub. Top of Call Dennis at the line Gourmet kitchen,LaunWHB Real Estate dry room, library, formal dining 631-288-0700 room & LR with FPL. Second 631-513-0394 floor features Junior Master suite & 2 add'l bedrooms & bath. 2 car Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. garage & 550sf. bonus room. 61 Montauk Highway Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany Quogue decking. REDUCED TO 631-653-4197 $1,350,000. Exclusive. Folio# 16089. Call Anthony Hayes at 516-768-8037. Quoggue - Newly Listed - Private contemporary with large open Southampton North Sea - Wa- floor plan, five bedrooms, five terfront 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, liv- and one half baths, granite ing room with fpl, 2 decks with kitchen, fireplace, two car gagorgeous views, lovely gardens. rage, heated pool, har tru tennis $1,550,000.folio# 19047. Call court all on 1.3 acres, Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. $1,525,000.00, Exclusive.

Homes Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Quoogue -If you're looking for a wonderful retreat, this is it! This post modern home features 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths and plenty of space for a large family. There is a swimming pool, 2-car garage and located in a year round neighborhood on a beautiful acre of property. Asking $1,500,000. Quiogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and large deck and plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $445,000.00 Exclusive. Westhampton Beach - New Construction in the village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, swimming pool, screened-in porch, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, bonus room... Co-Exclusive Asking $1,195,000 Westhampton Waterfront- 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half baths, state of the art kitchen, service area, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage and catwalk to floating dock all on two acres of property asking price $3,200,000.00 Co-Exclusive. Manorville: 6 Wooded Acres Beautiful rolling land in Manorville Close to shopping and Hampton Beaches. Convenient to LIE. Priced to sell at $575,000 Exclusive: Call Diane Candela (631) 759-0747 Manorville: Horse Country Incredible equestrian property. 18 rolling acres. Mint 3 bedroom farmhouse, 12 Stall barn with huge loft, Multiple paddocks. Asking $ 2.2 million Exclusive: Call Diane Candela (631) 759-0747 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 Southampton - Unique Private Oasis! South-of-highway private 2.3 acre subdividable setting, 3,800 square feet, fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, 2-car garage, pool, tennis, gazebo. Exclusive $1,695,000



North Fork/Baiting Hollow


Waterfront. Views of LI Sound. Wet bar, gas fireplace, Heated IGP, waterrfall. Low taxes. Reduced 200K to $1,450,000 Move in before summer! Owner 631-930-6209 Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach Westhampton Condo 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath $6200,000. IN#52313 Westhampton South-of-highway 4 bedroom, 3 bath heated pool, pond $699,000. IN#52316 Quogue South-of-Highway 2 bedroom cottage $939,0000 IN#47108 Westhampton Great water views 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath heated pool, tennis court $1,995,000 IN#44334 Westhampton Beach New construction 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath heated pool $2,399,000 IN#52980 Westhampton Beach 4 bedroom Contemporary Open Bayfront dock, tennis court $2,650,000 IN#39749

631-379-7779 REMSENBURG: 4 Bedroom, 2.5 Bath, Pool, on gorgeous 1.2 acres in beautiful neighborhood. $1,350,000. Call Tamara

Southampton - Country Living at It's Best! Shingled two-story, columned front porch, .92 acre, open floor plan, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, central air, garage, deck, refreshing pool. Exclusive $875,000

Sag Harbor/Noyac. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Walk to beach, shops and restaurants. Minutes to town. $479,000. 718-359-8724.

Southampton - Adorable New Offering! Cozy shingled cottage totally renovated, move right in. Greenhouse living room wing, woodburn stove, dining room, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, landscaped half acre. Co-Exclusive $735,000

3 Bedrooms, 3/4 acre, borders golf course. Needs TLC. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let this slip by! $699,000 negotiable.

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3,000 Square Foot House on 1 Acre. Totally Renovated 4 bedrooms, 2 baths 800 square foot master suite Eat in kitchen with stainless steel appliances. 2 wood burning fireplaces. ol and garage Room for poo Borders on 180 acre reserve $699,000. Also available for rent: Yearly @ $3,000 a month O wner 516-770-8754 Southampton Shores. 3 bedroom house, 2 bath, private beach, tennis, marina. $650,000 Owner/ salesperson (516)805-1579 Southampton Township Vintage Cottage waterviews, mooring rights $395,000 The Real Estate Shoppe Baa rbara 631-874-5400

Water Mill North 7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughoout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. P rofessionally Lann dscaped. Upper and Lower Mahogany decking, 20X40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. 3-Car Heated Garage. MD-LD $225,000. For sale $5.3 3 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate 631 726-5600 516-317-0346 cell 516-510-4017 cell

Homes Westhampton Dunes: Investment opportunity! Highly motivated seller wants offers! 1 acre lot, dock, boat slip. 5 bedroom 3 bath beach house, needs work. Asking $1,290,000. ALL SUFFOLK REALTY 631-801-2505

631-379-7779 WESTHAMPTON: 4 Bedroom, 1 Bath, situated on beautiful 1.04 acres in pristine neighborhood. $999,000. Call Tamara

Land East Hampton Clearwater Beach Cleared half acre with private beach and marina rights. $499,000 For Sale By Owner 917-971-7772 East Quogue: Half acre building lot for sale. Corner lot, southern exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles from bay. 4 miles from ocean. My house is also for sale next door. $299,000. 631-804-2732. Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.hamptoncoo Southampton Introducing vacant land opportunities! For a limited time, only 2 builder ready half acre lots in Southampton Meadows are being offered at $550,000 each. Be the first to take advantage of this first and only offering in this price point! Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 Bridgehampton Waterfront - 1 acre, 150 ft. frontage, Build your dream home, permits in place! $3,195,000. Folio# 3762. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204 Bridgehampton - 7.5 acres available, Build your own private estate! Co-Exclusive $2,750,000. Folio# 3145 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Bridgehampton - 6 acre wooded lot in desirable location. Co-Exclusive. Folio# 3789 $2,500,000. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Sag Harbor - Last of it's kind! .25 acre building lot; permits in-hand. Build you dream home Exclusive $485,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000.

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Sag Harbor - Established neighborhood within half mile to village, .60 acre wooded lot, Room for house, pool & garage. Exclusive $599,000. Folio# 17648 Call Eleni Prieston at 631-537-2000 Ext. 319 cell: 631-747-1147. Shinnecocck South Waterfront on Far Pond, land with permits, beautiful pond & ocean views. Exclusive Motivated Seller! $1,250,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197

Southampton Price Reduced! 1.5 acres , excellent location Nassau Point Lot â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Buy Now & all permits in place. $ 449,000. Firm. Build Later $410,000 A lovely, wooded shy 3/4 acre lush with white birch, maple trees and rhododendrons. Privacy and tranquility reign on this perfect residential lot on coveted West Cove Road high above Cutchogue Harbor. Steps to deeded Fishermanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Beach. Public water & SDHS permit. Suzy Fallon 631 495-4122 Prudential Douglas Elliman 631 298-6145

Southampto o n/water mill 2 blocks from the ocean. Excellent location. Seller entertaining all reasonable offers! Westhampton Oceanfront $ 2.2M.

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Baiting Hollow: 2700 sq ft. double A-frame. 4 BR, 3 Bth, Kit, w/ new appliances. FDR, Sweetbriar Real Estate Southampton LR w/ FP, Laundry rm, Bsmnt Quoggue - South of Quogue 631 283 7447 partially fnshd, w/ bath. Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 Gar. Htd pool. Shy fenced Ac. Oil heat. $735k. 631-329-5550, Bridgehampton .waterview Quogue Village. Waterfront, PRICICIPALS ONLY!! NO Quantuck creek, 2 acres, floating Surrounding homes sold for Just under 4 million.- ready to dock. Build your dream home. BROKERS!! build $1.325M $2,499,000. 631-275-3607 Southold Dutch Colonial 4 bedQuogue Village New to the marSouthampton: Just under 1.5 room, pool, large deck, 2 fireket 1 acre $ 875,000. .excellent acre building lot, with common places, professionally landscaped location driveway and utilities, adjacent on 1 acre, privacy & short walk to Suffolk County woodland. Remsenburg 1 acre waterfront to beaches. $899,999 Health Dept. permit in process. $725,000 Has permits. Sale by Owner 631-765-1618 $749,000. (917)913-6245

OCEANFRONT 3 /3.5 830' Terrace. $1,250,000 (Contract Pending) AVENTURA PENTHOUSE 3/ 3.5. 3400 sq.. ft. SHORT SALE $1,350,000 (Contract Pending) AVENTURA PENTHOUSE 3/3. 1100' outdoor space. Turnkey $999,750 DOCK SPACE IN NCLUDED 2 B/R + Den. 3 baths Spectacular Views 1864' New! $800,000 SEA ISLAND, GEORGIA New Community 1st Tier Prices Single Family * Lots * Condos 450 Slip Marina. F rom high $200's

BRIAN JONES, PA Beachfront Realty, Inc. 305-931-2252 Florida, Naples, Condo, 2 bedroom, 2 bath, cathedral ceiling, pool, lanai, upgrades. $199,990 Owner 631-878-7037

Out Of Town Florida, Palm Coast. (The Hammock), by St. Augustine. Custom built Mediterranean, 2 story, tile roof. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. .5-acre by beach $695,000. 631-324-4979. Need Florida Sun? Thinking of relocating to Florida? Come visit my me town! new hom Golf, Beaches Call me, previous Long Islander & Bank Of New York,V.P. Vacation , Investment or your Dream Home! Financing & Real Estate info:Linda 386-569-6777

Realtor Listings COLDWELL BANKER P restigious Properties Southampton Office 631.283.5400 OPEN HOUSE Sat & Sun February 2 & 3 12-2 pm 456 Old Town Rd. Unit 200 in SH Village estate section. 1.2 acres of manicured landscaped grounds, w/gunite pool. Unit includes 2 bedrooms 2.5 baths, screened in porch, patio, private garden, & finished garage. Call for directions 631.283.5400 Exclu. In#13442

Realtor Listings COLDWELL BANKER Southampton Office 631.283.5400 Contemporary Home- Renovated Inside & Out New siding and a new pool was added to the .77 acre property while on the interior all new floors, Kitchen, heating system, and air conditioning were added to this approx. 3000 sq ft 6 bedrooms 3 bath home. EXC Folio# 72755 Half acre on Middle Pond This 2 bedroom house offers a living room, frml dining, kit, a separate family room w/ views to Shinnecock Bay. Exterior offers deck, outdoor shower and spacious rear yard leading to the 110 ft of water frontage Room for expansion. EXC Folio# 72651 Beautiful Water Mill Home 3 bedroom 1.5 baths, friendly neighborhood, enjoy entertaining in yard - 3.5 det garage New in 2007- furnace, oil tank, well pump and well tank, hot water tank, driveway and downstairs floors EXC Folioi#71964 Village Traditional on Half Acre 5 bedrooms 4.5 baths. Complete renovation in 2005. Top of the line kitchen, Gunite pool, pool house, spa, bluestone surround and patio, outdoor shower. Beautifully landscaped property in the heart of Southampton Village. EXC Folio# 72799 Beautiful Cove Neck Estates On .90 Acre home boast 4 Lge Bedrooms, 3 Baths, wood floors throughout. Ingound 20X40 heated gunite pool, 2 car att garage. EXC Folio# 72497


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CORCORAN East Hampton Office 20 Main Street/51 Main Street

Devlin McNiff Real Estate 631.324-6100

Hampton Bays Contemporary $849,000 Enchanting innovative design on .90 of an acre completely surrounded in natural setting w/ light filtering through glass sliding doors offers open floor plan, 3 bdrms, 2 bths, wood floors, frplce, Jacuzzi w/outdoor shower, detached garage. Exclusive. #58859. Web #HO158859

GORGEOUS NEW EC0FRIENDLY VICTORIAN- EAST MORICHES 3200 sq. ft, 4BR- 2.5 BA,CAC, this "GREEN" home uses geo-thermal technology that offers tremendous savings on utility bills. $669,000. Exclusive. IN#12295 BAY FRONT / BOAT DOCK HAMPTON BAYS 2 bedroom apartment with open bay views from the private patio, clubhouse, boat dock, bay beach, heated pool& tennis. Minutes to ocean beaches $279,000 Exclusive IN#24159 VILLAGE CONDO -WESTHAMPTON BEACH Under 2 hours to NYC, this 2 bedroom, 1 bath, pet friendly village apartment is ideal as an all season residence. Private 15x20 deck for entertaining and relaxing. $425,000 Exclusive IN#26003 Pool & Tennis - East Quogue The grand 2 acre setting, extensive decking, har-tru tennis and hot tub, 6 bedroom 5 bath interior w/vaulted ceilings,open floor plan. $1,225,000. Exclusive. IN#12264

REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE Center Moriches charming 3 bedroom, 2 bath Dutch Colonial with lots of potential for house and land. Perfect property for horses. Spacious country kitchen, oversized living room with brick fireplace, French doors open to private brick patio and gunite pool. Quaint Gazebo with electric. Must see! Owner very motivated and will listen to ALL offers. $360,000 Exclusive In#53993

Entertain With Style. Large, sunny, comfortable. Pool and tennis. Exclusive $2.25M WEB# 47094 Michael DeSario, Laura Lavergene 631.907.1499

RIVERHEAD COLONIAL Renovation from top to bottom Home features beautiful landscaping, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, open eik, dining area, living room, full bsmt, detached 2 car garage, ideal for professional great location! Zoned Professional Business. $508,000 Exclusive In#13282

Crisp and Clean. East Hampton - 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, heated pool, minutes from village. Yearly rent available. MD-LD $35K; Ext Season $38K Gene Vassel 516.633.9278

BEAUTIFUL HAMPTON BAYS RANCH This beautiful renovated home features 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, kitchen w/ stainless appliances, hardwood floors throughout and full finished bsmt w/ a separate entrance. Owner very motivated to sell. Make offer. $549,000 Exclusive In#55568

Westhampton 1 Acre Lot. Build you dream home in an established community. Close to all. Exclusive $575K WEB# 5586 Mark Schindler 516.885.2577

VILLAGE CHARMERWesthampton Beach 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Renovate or build in this great location minutes to town& ocean beaches. EAST QUOGUE WATERFRONT Spacious home featuring guest quar$599,000. Exclusive IN#54203 ters to include 5+ bedrooms, 3 baths, ES Westhampton den with fpl, finished bsmt, patio, SUMMER BREEZE hardwood floors, back yard leading to Beach Adorable renovated cottage floating dock, Amenities go on & on. with great Sunset and Bay views. 4BR, 3BTH, fireplace, large deck and $1,400,000 Exclusive In#13765 ROW to Ocean across Dune Rd. MAGNIFICENT BAY VIEWS Community boat launch. $995,000. Exclusive. IN#53460 NEW POST MODERN COLONIAL Huge master bedroom, closet and East Hampton Office bath, 3-4 add’l bedrooms & 2 baths, 631.324.7850 living room with fabulous fpl, waterfront porch, formal dining room ,deBEAUTIFULLY FURNISHED signer kitchen, breakfast room, launHOME CLOSE TO EAST HAMPdry room and 1/2 bath, two car gaTON TOWN Private contemporary rage, inground gunite pool, permit for home, great for entertaining. 4 bedrooms and 2 full baths and a wonder- new bulk heading and dock, 1 block to private tennis, pool and bay beach ful great room with fireplace. New club $2,050,000 Exclusive In#55050 roof and newly painted; August $27,000; any 2 weeks $15,000 IN#85290 EAST HAMPTON GREAT VIEWS OF HARBOR-MUST SEE! Harbor view home with 5 bedrooms opening to porches and forever water views of Three Mile Harbor! 1.20 acres' 2.5 baths; heated vinyl pool! Canon and Kayak Included...; Aug/LD $35,000 IN#88002 PRETIGIOUS AMAGANSETT DUNES Enjoy ocean views from this beautiful contemporary. 4 bedrooms and 2 baths. MD - LD $38,000. July - $20,000. August - LD $26,000. IN#69173 SUMMER SPACE; NORTHWEST EAST HAMPTON This solid Traditional, close to the bay has all the amenities for a young family. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, set on 1.3 private acres with pool, gunite spa; central air and lots of space. MD- LD $36,000 IN#85473 EAST HAMPTON DUNE ALPIN RENTAL Beautifully furnished Dune Alpine home; clean, light and bright; four bedrooms and three baths. One acre. Fenced in pool July -LD $28,000 ;August $27,000 IN#68795 East Quogue Office 631.653.3535 NTASTIC STARTER HOUSE FAN IN FLANDERS Adorable 3 bedroom, 1 bath Ranch w/covered patio, pool, fenced yard, alarm system, 2 sheds , wood stove in living room. Cozy kitchen w/ dining area. Property is bordered by 1000 acres of preserved land. $295,000 Exclusive In#20676


Amagansett South - Close To Ocean and Village. 4 bedroom,s 2 baths, heated pool, prettiest Amagansett lane. Stroll to village and beach AugLD $33K WEB# 88199 Gene Vassel 516.633.9278

Westhampton Beach Office 92 Main Street

Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631.324-6100 Best Value. This one-level, 3 bedroom home allows for easy living. Featuring new baths, an eat in kitchen, dining area with built-in bookcases, beautiful living room with French doors leading out to large deck area with outdoor shower and pool. Beautiful, mature landscaping to maximize privacy. Exclusive. $635,000. Katia DeLouya. IN#48595. Just listed on a private street in Northwest. Built to the highest standards of quality by top builder. 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, double height foyer with eyebrow window, open living and kitchen area. 10' ceilings throughout (including 2000 sf basement). New landscaping with plenty of room for pool on spacious .6 acre. Exclusive. Reduced! Deborah Hallissey. $1,595,000. IN#54767.

Bridgehampton Office 2405 Main Street/1936 Montauk Hwy Elegant Architect Designed Home. This custom 3 bedroom, 3 bath home with Zen feel on one acre is just getSpacious 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath traditing its finishing touches. Conventional with pine floors throughout. ience, flow and light are key elements Hugh Great room with stone fireplace, CAC. Gym in basement. Set on of this house. Unique features include Marvin windows, extra wide white 1.5 private acres. Great location. Deeded water rights on Peconic Bay. oak floors and mahogany deck, 10 Close to village. Co-Exclusive $995K zone irrigation system, central vac. and water purification system plus WEB# 49330 Margaret Griffin room for pool. Co-Exclusive. Ann 631.899.0300 Rasmussen. $1,195,000. IN#55109. Southampton Office Welcome To East Hampton Village. 30 Nugent Street/88 Main Street Perched high on a hill on over acres Pool and Tennis On 2.5 Acres. To be is this 4 bedroom Village home in built - stunning post modern 4/5 bed- need of some TLC. This very deep property has plenty of room for exrooms, 4 baths, garage. Land only pansion, pool and pool house. Built avail for $995K. Exclusive $1.95M around the 1900’s, it retains many WEB# 15677 Anne V. Orton original details. Exclusive. David Za631.204.2619 zula. $825,000. IN#49771. Amagansett Office Renovateed On Gerard Drive. With 140 Main Street full frontal sunset views over Accabonac Harbor, and equally glorious Dunes Renovated. Stroll to ocean. sunrises over Gardiner's Bay. Perfect Brand new inside and out 4 bedbeach house with 3 bedrooms, 2 rooms, 2 baths, garage. Exclusive $1.95M WEB# 26240 Martha Perlin baths, living room, dining room, kitchen, town water, and large deck. 631.267.7417 Exclusive. David Zazula. $1,295,000. IN# 54072. Ideal For Boaters. Close to marinas or a stroll to the bay 1950's 2 bedBig Bang For Your Buck. 3 bedrooms, 1 bath. Exclusive $479K room, 2 bath saltbox charmer on lush WEB# 41688 Arlene Reckson 1/2 acre. This home features profes917.331.3919 sionally designed landscaping, complete with heated swimming pool, Sea, Sky and Sandals. Ocean views 200 ft. to beach, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, decking, brick patio, open living 3 story with fireplace. Exclusive $2M space, full basement, and garage. Exclusive. David Zazula. New Price of WEB# 52739 Arlene Reckson $660,000. Internet # 47157. 917.331.3919

Wainscott Traditional. Very sweet 2-story home with 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, kitchen, formal dining room and double height living room with fireplace. On a shy acre adjacent to Reserve, ensuring total privacy. Exclusive. Katia DeLouya. $950,000. IN#55826. Two Story Contemporary In Northwest. This 1700 s.f. home offers an open living / dining room with cathedral ceiling and fireplace. Master suite on first floor with 2 additional bedrooms with a shared bath on second floor. Set on a private acre with room for a pool. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $975,000. IN#54070. Affordable And Well Located. Set on a 1/3 of an acre within the Village of Sag Harbor, is this well cared for, 4 bedroom, 2 bath ranch with living room and eat in kitchen. Finished basement with its own bathroom. Nicely priced and ready to sell. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $625,000. IN#10860. Huge Potential. Sleek and Zen-like contemporary home on two acres of total privacy. 4 bedrooms, full basement, two-car garage, heated pool, and dramatic landscaping. Beautiful Northwest location. Over 2,500 s.f. of living space with plenty of room for expansion. Exclusive. JR Kuneth/ Carol David. Reduced! $1,175,000. IN#55560. O utstanding Condition. Amazing Value. This 2,900 s.f. traditional in mint condition. 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, full basement, garage, 2 fireplaces. Gorgeous heated pool and lush landscaping, all on 1.1 acres. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $1,800,000. IN#55336. East Hampton Village Land. A truly magnificent deal on .45 Acres, right in the heart of the Village. Walk to all. New Exclusive. Ed Brody. $1,500,000. Folio#23480. Prudential Douglas Elliman 70 Jobs Lane, Southampton 631.283.4343 f: 631 287.4687 SOUTHAMPTON LAND OPPORTUNITY. Private and wooded 1.3 acre retreat only minutes from Southampton village, ocean, ponds and bays. Room for 5 bedroom house, pool, cabana and generous gardens. $598,000 Folio 344701 Contact: Thomas Knight. o) 631.283.4343, X220, c) 917.468.1889 Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721

Hampton Bays Village Living * $595,000 & $624,000 These traditional homes just 2/10 of a mile to town offer a light open floor plan including 3 bdrms, 3 bthrms, great room, lr w/ frplce, formal dining room, mudroom, laundry room, enclosed porch & room for pool. Exclusive. #63303. Web #H54914 Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.653-6700 Southampton Pines Mansion * East Quogue * $2,850,000 Extraordinary 9600 sq .ft. Southampton Pines Mansion. Grand foyer w/double floating staircase, grand room w/fpl and wall to ceiling doors and windows. Arched ceiling hallway w/ 7 columns. Gourmet chef’s kitchen w/designer appliances.6 BR, 5 full BA, 4 half BA, each w/own character. Art/Photo Gallery and 7,600 sq. ft. fin. base. Built 2007. Exclusive #62890.

Hampton Bays Affordable Retreat * $419,000 This 2-3 Bedroom Home Has More To Offer Than Just The Peconic With Hardwood Floors, Fireplace, Sun Porch And Hot Tub This Is A Wonderful Retreat At An Affordable Price. Exclusive #64411Web#H23029

Further Lane. Within walking distance of both the ocean and the hamlet of Amagansett. This well done home features a gourmet kitchen, comfortable living room, ground floor bedroom, with ensuite bathroom, four additional bedrooms, and three and one half baths. In addition there are beautifully landscaped grounds and a heated pool. Convenient to all. Web#58972. MD-LD $275,000 East Hampton. Every imaginable detail. Living room with coffered ceiling and stone fireplace. Four bedrooms all ensuite including two Masters. Chef's kitchen with top of the line everyThing. Stone patio and heated gunite pool overlook adjacent reserve land. Playroom, sauna, geothermal heating system and back-up generator. Available for summer, year round and for sale if you can't bring yourself to leave. Waterviews, adjacent to a nature preserve and walk to a bay beach. Web#67388. MD-LD $150,000

Historic East Hampton.Dating from the 1800's and carefully renovated in 1998, this charming and gracious home is located in the very heart of historic East Hampton. Very close to the pond, Guild Hall, jitney, shops and restaurants yet tucked away down a quiet lane. Four bedrooms and three baths including a private master with fireplace over the garage. Kitchen and Custom Ranch • East Quogue • sitting room both open to the garden $1,700,000 •New kitchen with granite through french doors. Gunite swimand stainless appliances, 4 bedrooms, ming pool and beautiful green lawns. 3 updated baths, including master Web#68398. MD-LD $85,000 suite with adjoining “Hot Tub” room. Formal dining and living room with East Hampton Village lane. 5br 2 ba stone fireplace. A finished basement home is located right in the heart of with media room, full bath and staff/ East Hampton. Within 5min walking guest room. On 1 acre with profesdistance shops/restaurants. 1st floor: sional landscaping with heated pool living room with wood burning fpl & and tennis. Exclusive. Web#H55079. tv/vcr, fdr, full bath, eat in kitchen, laundry & patio area with a fully Peconic Bay Views on 6.3 Acres retractable electric awning. Ante room Shinnecock Hills $1,490,000 adjoins pool area containing separate 2 story open contemporary on 6.3 refrigerator & storage for towels. 2nd acres with Peconic Bay views. Defloor: 3 br 1fba, sitting room with tached& attached garages plus acces- second tv/vcr & pull out queen couch. sory structures. Perfect for develop3rd floor: converted attic, w/2 large br ment of large pool, tennis courts, gar- access thru upstairs den. Landscaped dens, cabanas, horses. R 60 zoning. for privacy. Heated swimming pool. Exclusive # 58895. Web #HO158895 Web#66075. MD-LD $50,000 Luxury Living * Hampton Bays * TOWN AND COUNTRY RE $1,150,000 This gorgeous traditional Mattituck o 631-298-0600 home was built to impress, with an Riverhead Legal Two Family Downopen floor plan, large bedrooms, a town Rverhead Colonial farmhouse gourmet eat-in-kitchen, and beautiwith 5 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace fully detailed bathrooms. Outside deck and patio surround the pool and garage and all new windows and roof. Exclusive. $349,000 Thea Cohen built in spa, and a basketball court 631-298-0600ext.102or631-334-8444 adds a nice touch to the side yard. The quiet upscale neighborhood Riverhead Circle Commercial This makes this house perfect for year commercial property is located at round living or seasonal enjoyment. busy Riverhead Circle. It consists of Exclusive. #63532. Web #H55186. 6 stores, 2 one bedroom, 1 bath apart-

Custt om Contemporary * East Quogue • $999,999 This special home has many customized features. Master br w/ fpl, spiral staircase leading to a loft lib. /office with balcony, Flanders Contemporary Unique Beachfront Home * $1,395,000 Envi- and adjoining steam room. The open floor plan with kit. opening into dinsion yourself in this Beachfront ing and LR with fpl is perfect for enhome that offers 3 bedrooms, 2 tertaining. Sliding glass doors open to baths, wood floors, fireplace, sundeck, water views from almost every pool deck. Additional 4brs, playroom and a loft den area. Exclusive. angle and the Most Spectacular #64280 eb#H18509. Quogue Office Sunsets! A Rare Find! Exclusive 631.653.6700 F#251203, Web #H062164 Hampton Bays Cozy Country Ranch * $429,000 Features 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, full basement, 1 car-attached garage, and access to beaches, schools and Town. Move-in condition. Must see! Exclusive #59222 Web #HO159222

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TOWN AND COUNTRY RE THE STOECKER TEAM Bill Stoecker & Jen Wilson 631-324-8080 ext.20/ext.43 516-818-4904/631-219-2771 SUMMER RENTALS Amagansett Dunes. Walk to the ocean beaches from this serene dune location. Nestled in the pines, this is a four bedroom home that includes two master suites. Furnished in the Balinese style with lots of private space both indoors and out. True chef's kitchen, extensive decking, heated swimming pool and air conditioning. Web#65463. MD-LD $140,000

ments totalling approximately 6,600 square foot. It also has 21' of water frontage on the Peconic River for beautiful views. Web#9562 $1,350,000Thea Cohen 631-298-0600 ext.102 or cell 631-334-8444 Reeves Park waterfront community. Beach. Charming cottage with 2 bedrooms and 1 bath. Close to Sound beach. Web#23308. Exclusive. $312,000. Thea Cohen 631-298-0600 ext.102 or cell 631-334-8444 Southold. Overlooks 22 acre preserve with a pond. Three-bedroom ranch on 1+ acre located in wonderfulneighborhood. Spend quiet afternoons kayaking or sitting on the bench and taking in nature's bounty. Home is complete with wood floors, living room with fireplace, 2-car garage, deck, and walk-out basement. Web#55746. Exclusive. $590,000. Mattituck office 631-298-0600 SOUTHOLD CIRCA 1920'S .This 1,800 sq. ft. Colonial features 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room with fireplace, lots of charm. Priced to sell. Web#55233. Exclusive $535,000. Mattituck office 631-298-0600

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SET BACK FROM THE ROAD sits this 3 bedroom, 2 bath Saltbox contemporary located in a private gated waterfront community on a shy half acre. There is a great room w/cathedral ceiling, skylights, generous kitchen, dining area and a finished basement. Top that with a heated pool surrounded by a bluestone terrace. IN#53011 EXCLUSIVE $635,000.

IN BARNES LANDING on the outskirts of Amagansett, this adorable one story traditional is set in a private setting & only a short walk to the beach. Entirely renovated this light, breezy home has 3 BR's, 2 BA's, new pine floors, new heating, kitchen w/all new appliances complemented w/new French doors leading out to a screened porch. IN# 21320 EXCLUSIVE $625,000.

EXQUISITE CONTEMPORARY jewel on 1.5 acres bordering a 21 acre reserve located in the sweet smelling Northwest Woods. Fabulous entry sets the stage for a vaulted ceiling living room, 3 beautiful bedrooms, 2 baths and a light-filled kitchen. CAC, solar heated pool, mahogany decking and two car garage - WHY WAIT! ! IN#44189 EXCLUSIVE Nicely priced $1,050,000.

PRESERVING THE OLD WITH THE NEW This lovingly restored and expanded traditional cottage within 2 miles of the Village has 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, all new systems renovated in 2006. Outside an expansive landscaped area with inground pool faces acres of farmland. Within the East Hampton School District. IN# 48287 EXCLUSIVE $565,000.

SUNSETS AND WATER VIEWS FOREVER This 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage is just the thing for second home owner East Hamptonites who rent in the summer and need a retreat for three months, Of course to live here year around wouldn't be a bad idea at all. Single, couple or small family will find this cottage perfect. IN# 55778 EXCLUSIVE $650,000

TOWNHOUSE LIVING in a private community with pool and tennis. Enjoy the privacy of your own home without the responsibility of outdoor maintenance. This elegant two story home with three bedrooms, three baths, and extra rooms in the finished basement invites you to enjoy living just outside the Village. IN # 25293 $1,100,000

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4 bedrooms, 5 baths, waterside heated pool. Web#58315.MD-LD $125,000; Ext Season $175,000 Jane Holden 631-725-2233 ext.114 or 631-987-8804


Waterviews, 5 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, pool, poolhouse, every amenity. Web#20003. MD-LD $350,000 Victoria VanVlaanderen 631-537-3200 ext.106 or 516-840-3836


4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, pool,hot tub. Web#75314. June 11-LD $225,000; July $90,000; Aug $110,000 Linda Rousell 631-288-3030 ext. 107 or 516-697-5002


Waterfront, 4 ensuite bedrooms, waterside pool, spa, dock. Web#25552. MD-LD $175,000 Victoria VanVlaanderen 631-537-3200 ext.106 or 516-840-3836


4 bedrooms, 4 baths, heated pool. Web#65219. MD-LD $90,000; July $40,000; August $45,000 John Healey 631-537-3200 ext.123 or 631-774-8672

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3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pond and harbor view. Web#86601. MDLD $55,000; Ext Season $60,000 Jane Holden 631-725-2233 ext.114 or 631-987-8804

4/5 bedrooms, 4 baths, heated pool. Web#60987. MD-LD $95,000; Aug $50,000; July/Aug $85,000 Linda Batiancela 631-537-3200 ext.104 or 516-729-8123



4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, steps to ocean. Web#59881. July $25,000; Aug $35,000 Slater Team 631-324-8080 ext.42 516-383-2508

3 bedrooms, 2 baths, 300 yds from ocean. Web#65404. MD-LD $36,500 Slater Team 631-324-8080 ext.42 516-383-2508


5 acres, 5 bedrooms, Gunite pool, hot tub, tennis. Web#73963. MDLD $110,000; June $20,000; July $50,000; Aug. $60,000 Victoria VanVlaanderen 631-537-3200 ext.106 or 516-840-3836


5 bedrooms, 4,5 baths, 3 fireplaces, htd pool, tennis. Web#42388. MD-LD $75,000 Beth Troy 631.324.8080 ext.12 631-682-8401

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Waterview, sunsets, 5 bedrooms, pool, hot tub, great for entertaining. Web#54716 MD-LD $60,000 Beth Troy 631.324.8080 ext.12 631-682-8401

Waterside heated pool. Web#74560. MD-LD $100,000; July $35,000; Aug $50,000 Toni-Jo Birk 631-288-3030 ext.105 or 631-514-5295


3 bedrooms, 2.5 bath, pool. Web#67886. July $30,000; Aug. $30,000; July/Aug. $55,000 Barbara Stone 631-537-3200 ext.103 or 516-429-8444


3 bedrooms, sunrises & sunsets, sim, fish, kayak, lounge. Web#61801. MD-LD $75,000 Janice Dalston Kreymborg 631-537-3200 ext.109/631-283-8821


6 bedrooms, 6 baths, htd pool. Web#90199. MD-LD $85,000; July $40,000; July/Aug $80,000 Christina Brierley 631-537-3200 ext. 102 or 631-871-6355

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