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Contents 11
Illegals from Sagaponack Billionaires Fleeing the Borders for Wainscott & Bridgehampton, Says Forbes
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THE HAMPTON SUBWAY NEWSLETTER
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At Last! Finally, Something is Going to Get Done About the Problem With Tasers
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DEATH and TORTURE The Writers Kept Us Sane, Without Them TV Releases the Beasts Within
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IT’S FOUR LANES, NOT THREE AND IT’S A SURPRISE
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PREDICTIONS 2008 Our Readers Tell What’s Coming to the Hamptons and the World
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Marathon Woman Shelter Island Woman Aims to Run Until She Gets to the Olympics
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HAMPTON TRADITION XX — B. GLORIOSO
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Big Brother Video If Everything About You is in Order, You Have Nothing to Worry About
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OLD FILMS AT BAY STREET, GUILD HALL AND WHBPAC
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WHO’S HERE: Paul Brennan, Realtor
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DAN’S BOOK REVIEW: A Clenching Fist
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MEET THE POWER, WATER AND GAS DICTATORSHIP
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Special Supplement: Real Estate/Summer Rentals pg. 66 39
COWKID UP!
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DAN’S A&E GUIDE: Hampton Idol 2008
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REVIEW: The Seafarer
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REVIEW: Glengarry Glen Ross
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BITE-SIZE BURGERS
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SILKY SMOOTH SKIN
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RUNNING DOWN A DREAM
COMING UP THE MOST COMPLETE COMING EVENTS GUIDE IN THE HAMPTONS This week’s coming events are in the following sections: Benefits – pg. 37 Art Events – pg. 49 Movies – pg. 43 Day by Day – pg. 37 Kids’ Events – pg. 39
WEEKLY FEATURES Art Commentary Classified Dan’s North Fork Dining Log Garden at Rock Cottage Gordin’s View Green Monkeys
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Hampton Jitney Hollywood in the Hamptons Letters To Dan Mini Movies Police Blotter Service Directory Sheltered Islander
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Shop ‘til You Drop Side Dish Silvia Lehrer Cooks South O’ The Highway Take a Hike Twentysomething When in Manhattan
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This issue is dedicated to LIPA, who we hope makes the right decision.