Pétunia n°1

Speculate How much ? What , no discount for just talking . That’s a lot of money . How about £150 ?

Stay This ain’t a market Speculate What’s wrong with classical music ?

Stay Just so predictable , that you be into it Speculate But you know Mozart was pretty radical in his day , you know , he was like this wild and preconscious child prodigy who drove everyone nuts — he was like P . Diddy Stay You can’t compare P . Diddy to Mozart . I’ll put something on my phone Speculate What do you do in the day ?

Stay Nothing Speculate What did you do yesterday ?

Stay Yesterday was bad .

Sighs .

I tried to make some money but the mental process of my mind took over when I think I am doing ok for a while something mental takes over I didn’t used to have to worry about that . I was one less . I was one less paranoid . I was one less crazy Pause . She starts to walk around the room .

I was one less crazy Years ago I didn’t have this mental problem I don’t know what it is But those people at Costcutters — they’re always on the phone talking about me . Always .

Especially in the summertime in nice weather . They’re always talking about me . Calling hospitals St . Johns , Broadmoor There’s a lot of doctors that There’s a lot of doctors at , erm , not Costcutters , Lidl , you know where Lidl is ? There’s always a lot of doctors and nurses go there making a point of like , kill or do something to her .

It’s killing me Like in China or somewhere Speculate I am sure they are not talking about you , they are just on the phone to , I dunno , make orders for the shop . Can you stop roaming around ?

Stay But it’s all from slavery , it’s everybody on the British Island Even everybody in the world Speculate Will you sit down ?

Stay It happens in the nice weather because it is solar power Speculate Sit! You still have your Scooby doo flask Stay What do you mean , still ?