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DONNA KO

Copywriter


KOTEX

There will be a day when girls can go around wearing whatever we want, wear our hair however want, wear our makeup however we want, walk however we want, talk however we want, talk to boys however we want, flaunt whatever we got, and not be the topic of a slut-riffic rumor. All the other girls will smile and congratulate you for being that way, because that, my friend, is what being a real woman is about. Hell, you could even have a line up of guys, pick one, and distribute the rest among your friends. Or even better, pick one and share him among your friends. But that might spread some funk. But who cares! That’s why there are antibiotics. The boys will be walking next to us, head lowered, looking pretty, fixing their collars every 10 seconds or checking their hair every 5. They’ll look at the other boys, and think, “man—I wish I has his pecks”. They’ll complain to us about it, and we probably couldn’t care less. We’ll just complain to each other about how annoying guys can be with their incessant whining about how that other guy gets al the girls and what a ho he really is. We understand.


Why do guys expect so much form girls? Girlfriend or not, they expect a lot. And simple “you mean the world to me” will be the justification for girls to give “it” up. Even a “you’re so beautiful” could do it. I’m sure there are cases when guys feel taken advantage of. And that sucks. But what sucks more is when you don’t see eye to eye, and someone sees sex equal to just sex. You would think that someone who asks for it 3 times a day really loves you—but sometimes that’s not the case. And it’s not like he’s using you since he is being exclusive to only you, but at the same time you know somewhere deep in yourself that he is. There’s a little voice, and maybe it’s God, trying to shine the light on the truth. We understand.

KOTEX


KOTEX

You would think girls deserve at least some respect as people who have separate opinions, as people who do have the eloquence to sway you one way, and at the same time, have the unimaginable capacity to understand and sympathize with you. You would think that in this day and age, we wouldn’t be judged by our gender or how our hair looks when the wind blows. You would think we would be given a fair change to represent our personalities through our humor and our words, instead of how screwable we look. Seriously now, guys need to take some kind of anger management class so they learn that it doesn’t matter how well you can talk crap and be “all up in someone’s face”, but how well you can deal with misunderstandings in a calm and collected manner. And girls need to work on being able to make a good name for them instead of depending on some dumb jock for a good time. But why do guys judge girls? If they’re too smart, they’re intimidating. If they’re too dumb, they’re bimbo’s. Smart guys are a turn on, dumb guys are a turn on and ho-ey guys are whatever. Innocent guys are oh so cute. Ho-ey girls aren’t “girlfriend” material, but innocent girls are. The fact of the matter is that every guy wants to break them in. I guess guys will never understand. We understand.


CURRENT TV

This isn’t a test to see if you’re a democrat of a republican. That kind of analysis neglects what an abortion really is. If a woman becomes pregnant, the last thing of her mind is climate change or same sex marriage. She’s not worried about infrastructure—she’s worried about raising a child. It’s not a political issue; it’s an intensively personal one. What’s your viewpoint on abortion?


If a murderer kills a pregnant woman, that person gets charged for two counts of murder. One for the mother and one for the unborn child. So why is it when a woman gets an abortion, she doesn’t get charged for one count of murder for the unborn child? It’s not right. What’s your viewpoint on abortion?

CURRENT TV


CURRENT TV

It’s immoral to put people in a situation where they cannot get the medical care they need because their incomes aren’t high enough. It ought to be a matter of right. What’s your viewpoint on healthcare?


People think that if we have a national health care system we get free health care. They don’t understand how much taxes are going to rise. Then the burden will be on the healthy people who keep themselves fit. What’s your viewpoint on healthcare?

CURRENT TV


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SILK SOY MILK


SILK SOY MILK

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SILK SOY MILK


BEN & JERRY’S

25% less grams of fat than normal milk. So go back and get a piece of coffee cake. Honestly good. (Printed on coffee sleves)


Protein-rich. Now if only you were rich too. Honestly good. (Printed on coffee sleves)

BEN & JERRY’S


MANDEE

Fashion-forward. Fall fabulous! Forget about making your outfit match head-to-toe; mix up your style to fit your mood this fall. Morning, day or night, glam up your look with funky embellishments, show your wild side with animal-prints, or be bold with bright jewel-tones. Your options are endless at Mandee! Wild There’s no doubt about it, animal-print is going to be everywhere this fall. Go on—find your fave print and show off your wild side. Glam Studs, grommets, and sequins are back this season! And they’re a perfect way to add a touch of glam and spunk to your chic new look. Casual Give your classic denim a longer summer break this year, and grab a pair of dark wash jeggings. They make a perfect fall transition piece!


NIVEA

- How many bottles of Touch of Happiness Body Wash did you go through this summer? Even if you have plenty left, carry a Touch of Happiness over to fall! - As the weather starts to cool we always make sure to have extra bottles of NIVEA around. We don’t want our skin to be as dry as the leaves falling off the trees! - It’s your turn to share with the rest of the Facebook world your favorite beauty tips! - We know summer may be over, but what was your happiest moment from your summer? - Besides money, keys & phone, what do you always carry with you? Here is what we always carry with us! 5. Pen. For doodling, a quick note and all other situations. A pen is always needed. 4. Mints. Keeping your breath fresh is important. Popping a mint or a stick of gum helps recover your breath from a smelly lunch. 3. Moisturizer. Skin is always in need of some Happy Sensation Daily Lotion. Plus it smells great! These are our last two! 2. MP3’s. Music helps time past. Downloading your favorite music and hearing the new album or your commute is a must. 1. NIVEA Lip Care. A must have everyday. So much that you can find NIVEA Lip Care in each of our bags just in case.

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Donna Ko Copywriter  

this is my writing.