Chuckles From Down Under

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By: Jane Sullivan, Bell Veterinary Services

A woman walked into a pharmacy and told the assistant she needed to speak to the pharmacist.

When the pharmacist came to the front counter she said she was in urgent need of some Cyanide.

The pharmacist told her that under no circumstances could he supply this as Cyanide was a banned substance and illegal supply would result in his instant dismissal and his being immediately struck off the Pharmacist Register.

No matter how much the woman pleaded, his answer remained a resolute “NO!”

The woman then reached into her handbag and produced a photograph showing the pharmacist’s wife in bed with the woman’s husband.

The pharmacist replied, “Madam, why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription?”

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