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2010 DMS IITD - YEAR BOOK

Compiled By: Gaurav Joshi Balamurugan P Sreejith Designed By: Sunny Kapoor


Name:Abhinay Nickname:Abhinay Email:mail2abhinay@gmail.com Hostel:Nilgiri Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? abe mujhe kya pata ki 20 saal baad kya hone waala hai.......!!!!! A few words to describe yourself… person who loves the company of the friends....nd enjoy every second of the life My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... the day when i got placed at DMS, and recieved calls from my friends First Crush in IIT? Minal....in the Iyer's class Most embarrassing moment in IITD… always remember the best moments that life offers.....forget about the remaining ones.... The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… almost

everything

...teen

patti

at

Aravali,

booze

and

smokes.....night

hangout....etc...last but not the least the deadly PJ's of none other than Abhishek Luthra...... One thing I‟d like to change about IITD N/A Kaash aisa ho pata….. N/A Any DMS experience that you want to share? N/A Testimonials:


“My friend for the good and bad times we have shared together.” – UJ “Abhinay is a fun loving guy. He is a member of the prestigious Sutta gang of the class. He respects friendship from his heart. Though he is always centre of attraction in all funny arguments, he takes it very lightly. That is one of the reason behind his popularity among all friends. Three things he loved the most during IIT days are Tea, sleep and 24*7 avaliability on Facebook. On a more serious side, he is a friend who will always be ready to help in a need of hour.” – Hardik


Name:Abhishek Kumar Nickname:Abby Email:1987abby@gmail.com Hostel:Zanskar Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? I see myself as the head of my own setup or businessworking in some emerging technology (which I hopefully will soon found out .. :D)working to foster innvovation and new work. I wish to see all my friends sometime this period beacuse we all would have done something new till that point and It would be great to share our experiences and reignite old friendships and memories. A few words to describe yourself… I am a straightforward, no fuss person. I believe that there can be many "friends" but only a few "best friends" so for me friendship matters a lot. likes to read fiction and facts on internet. The most important one - "girls" well no discrete views on this. Haven't met my kind of girl (and do not intend to do anytime soon :D). No partying I love to stay at home and enjoy. And finally I am a gtreat cook and intend to take lessons part-time when i join my working place. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Umm .. difficult one :D but yeah lots of them to choose from. My 23rd Birthday celeberations, The parties in campus, placement season and the accompanying tension and not to miss the "busy schedule" we have in DMS. But finally homed on to the bakchodi sessions in DMS. Grouped together they are one of the best times I will ever have in life. First Crush in IIT? :D must be everyone's first crush in IITD. Minal was final year B.Tech (Chemical) and she ahd come to our department for one course. Well not surprisingly she became the Apple of everyone's eyes. The class even had a minor tiff over the girl. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… having being pointed out in front of the whole class for scoring zero in a marketing minor (:D the professor had to take in the hard truth that I got my internship in Marketing only) :D The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD…


The long walks after dinner, the bakchodi sessions late night,the last minute term paper submissions, Mess food in Zanskar (our hostel) and finally the 2 years I spent here :D One thing I‟d like to change about IITD :D the terrible mess that has come to be known as DMS. Also the widespread use of mobiles be curtailed by use of strict guidelines (no hard feelings for you boys :D great effort) Kaash aisa ho pata….. ki..hume bina pade, exam diye hi 'A' grade mil jata ..:D jo waise kabhie nahi mil paya Any DMS experience that you want to share? The "net orgy" incident where a certain "P"'s gmail account was hacked and was used to abuse certain common enemies of me and a "M". The above said "P" got hold of our scam when we simulatenously chatted with his friends in not so decent language. Well the "P" has a golden heart and had forgiven us for misdeeds :D Testimonials: “Most of the things about Abby are irrational and childish :P....for example the way he plays 3 patti...hats off :P....or he wouldnt go with you to sarsi bcoz he will get tired and hence wont be able to play computer games!!!...But all said and done being in the company that he has been in 2 yrs (read - Zansky Rowdy Group), people would hardly know that he is probably the softest soul here...come on...who would keep a pigeon who lost almost all blood by hitting fan(mine) whole night in a shoebox only to take him next day to chandni chowk in a metro to get it treated..Another thing about him is either he does not get involved in things at all as he loves to play his life cool...but if he is be sure of getting more than cent percent...it was wonderful knowing u Abby...wonder wat if i wudnt have changed my rum to be ur neighbor - Ashish

“hmm.. he is one of the close friend of mine here. A person to whom you can share all of your secrets and rely on him. An Avid gamer and very cool and i have seen a big transformation in his attitude in last two years. Now he is more confident n clear about his career goals.”-Pankaj


Name:Abhishek Luthra Nickname:Luthra/Luthre Email:luthra.abhishek@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Kya senti sa question hai.. saala opening mein hi sochna pad gaya.. hmmm... See yourself; not sure, but yeah definately want to be either an Entrepreneur or CEO contributing to India's Growth... And ofcourse a human being who kept the promise of being a good friend,a good son,a good brother and yes many more roles yet to come... A few words to describe yourself… Giant, Workaholic, Determined but Short Tempered.... and not to forget ...PJ King (Don't even dare to challenge that :) lolz) .. Here's one for everybody who wrote Advertising Exam " Pakora ho ya pasta, de dhueein ko raata... UTAIL Chimneys".... My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... The moment when I got my final offer from Reckitt... a dream coming true for me.. especially on the day when GOD made double century and he waited for me to get out of interview room, lolz... Thanks GOD, thanks DMS :) First Crush in IIT? Meenal Nalwaya... The gorgeous damsel who made me crazy.. Simply Awesome looks and 'wow' smile.. But unfortunately she did not have the privilege of my company ;) Most embarrassing moment in IITD… The day when I was awarded the scholarship in morning and an DISCO notice in evening for enquiry related to ragging acts... No courage to face juniors and had to feel sorry in front of all juniors for the act I did not do..... Embarrassment taught a lot man... The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD…


Aravali "The Hostel" .. Woh poltu, woh cash for vote etc, Paani ke liye wait aur kehna chodd yaar 'save water, don't bath'... Mess ki unlimited roti aur butler saahab ka hamesha 'pyaaz' lakar dena aur haan gujju ka kehna 'butt sahab...' he he he... yaar this hostel was the best part of my life till now.. ARA rocks man :) One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Gender Ratio..... Please Kuch acchi Ladkiyan le aaooo... salaa baar bar bahar hi muh maarna padta hai :( Kaash aisa ho pata….. IIT mein bike, booz aur babe rakhna allowed hota... saala scholarship ke fund se kuch to meaningful kar paate Any DMS experience that you want to share? The whole 2 years as a Placecom member... Doubted yet determined... booed yet sailed... some body rightly said "When the going gets tough, the tough gets going" Your motivation, your people against you but somewhere in heart I had the faith, team and those 'Dreams on Fire' which we achieved... hats off to the team 'placecom 10'... well many more to share of the cheatings, the 'guys', the 'didi' incidence on the welcome party day, the educational sessions by tayade on DMS roof, 'teen patti', birthday bumps and ofcourse 'luthra leg' Testimonials: “Luthra .... most enthusiastic guy in our batch... the guy had got enthu about anything and everything... be it studies, sports, placements and getting excited while talking to girls :P Great learner and executor. Way to go dude... best of luck” – Baweja “Abhishek Luthra (sluth): Well we all know that he is one of the most hard working guys in the batch, but I would like to differ here as he just doesn't touch mundane work like Term Papers, Assignments, etc. Crazy about SCM and a CJC (certified jargon champ). Fellow NinePointSomeone and the architect of most of our strange taglines (Non-stop at every stop!!).Very ambitious and at the same time, responsible.Sensible and caring personality. Was slightly low on confidence but boy has he changed!. Hope we start our own venture soon. Till then, go for the stars!!“ Gaurav


Name:Adarsh Joshi Nickname:Adarsh Email:adarshjoshi@gmail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Will be trying my luck in agribussines. A few words to describe yourself… अल्फाजोंमें वोदमकहााँ , जोबयााँकरें शख्सियतहमारी... रूबरूहोनाहै तोआगोशमें आनाहोगा!!!! My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Mangu gave me C- in bsad. First Crush in IIT? Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Term paper presentation of Quantitative techniques. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Friends One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Want throw away some of non performing ASSETs from DMS. Kaash aisa ho pata….. kaash DMS ka av. package uttna hi hota jitna project kiya jata hai ;) Any DMS experience that you want to share? N/A Testimonials: “In these two years, I have spend my maximum time with him....In first year as a room mate and in second year like a room mate.


He made my two years very easy in many ways....From waking up late to reaching examination hall late..from bunking classes to copying assignments..he has been with me all the times...and yes this tall guy doesn't just looks like a mature guy..but he is!! Reach out to him in case of any problem and i bet he will sort it out (Except family planning)...” – Arun “Sir as we call them enjoy the most respect and admiration among us.He is a courageous, intelligent person with will power to follow his dreams.Witty humor, carefree attitude and ability to handle stress are some of the attributes that can be attached to Adarsh.I will remember the amazing parties at HYAT ;).I wish you all the best and hope to see you in Goldman Sachs few years down the line.” - Kapil


Name:Adarsh Kumar Recriwal Nickname:Recri / Raghu Email:adarshiitd@gmail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Settled in New Delhi. Doing a job which involves very little work and more of talking and coordination. (Those are the only two things I know) A few words to describe yourself… Normally very cool and composed. Love to talk gas. Love to conduct class meetings and see people fighting and in the end stepping in to conduct class voting. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Obviously when I got a PPO from American Express. Can never forget that day. Aug 27, 2009 it was. First Crush in IIT? Bhavana Kohli..... First class in DMS was that of Prof Harish Chaudhary. He used to teach Creative Problem Solving and Bhavana was sitting in the first row so its got to be her. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Compering on the stage during BII on the topic cross border investments and ended up speaking cross border terrorism. The auditorium burst into laughter and then the session chair Prof. Banwet started joking about that. More than embarrasing I found it hilarious. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Gossip sessions at Jwalamukhi in Mama Ji's room. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Nothing. Its perfect the way it is. Kaash aisa ho pata…..


ke main kuch kaam karta, padhai likhai karta and kuch gyaan pata magar mere doston ne aisa hone nahi diya. Any DMS experience that you want to share? Creating a fictitious character by the name of Mr. Ahluwalia, VP Marketing Kouton and making ppt for BECS entirely based on our meeting which never took place. Even Mahim Sagar was convinced that we indeed had a very good conversation with him. Testimonials: “This guy has tried his level best to get something from junior batch. He feels that others are dumb and won‟t understand whatever he does in front of them to get his target. No one can even forget his loo singing “Genda Phool”, general statement in class “sure sir” “ – Vipul “Our dear Recri is the knowledgeable, the crisis man for all times...from conducting class meetings to playing politics behind scenes..this man has the knack for the dirtiest games in town. His tactics vary from flying half way across the world to woo someone special to waiting in the wings for two months of solo time that he believes he can work to his advantage. He can publicly speak on anything but calls other "Gyanis", he does not make sense while preaching but every other person in the Bakchod. He can go to any lengths, but that should be hidden from public scrutiny. I salute you self-placed master of bakchods...” - Champ


Name:Aishwarya Dileep Nickname:Aish, kid Email:aishwaryadileep@gmail.com Hostel:New Kailash Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Surviving another collapse of the Wall Street ... and hopefully with a job :) A few words to describe yourself… Live and let live. Focused, optimistic, happy with what I am My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... December 6, 2009 around 9.45pm at the second floor when Nomura results were out. First Crush in IIT? Na ... was already crushed before coming to IIT Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Having to sing a classical song in front of the whole batch and seniors the second week of coming here ... But that was lavishly rewarded as Miss Fresher!! The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Campus, peacocks, cycling, mallu com and all other friends One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Let it be just like this ... With the highlight being the coolest B school in India ... DMS :) Kaash aisa ho pata….. Unlimited net without any squishing squashing Any DMS experience that you want to share?


Testimonials: “This brilliant investment banker is famous for keeping tabs on the smallest of small debts among friends. She has been chasing me for a Rs10 debt i had to give her in the first year at DMS. Her uncles are supposedly very strong and can kick anybody's ass anywhere anytime :D anyways, jokes apart, this junior of mine is a real kiddo and has the heart of a child. playful and jovial. be the same... “ - Joez-ef Pretty, bubbly, never speaks a bad word about anyone. - Tina


Name:Akash Deep Nickname:Mamaji Email:akashdeepiit@gmail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Hostel Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? it depend on how future unfolds and what opporutunity come in my way.20Years is longer period to predict.Still if all things go in same way i would like to see myself heading a big organization. A few words to describe yourself… Simple,Fun Loving and Lazy. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... None. First Crush in IIT? i think in this question option of writing not applicable shud be given. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… i do not think of any moment embarrasing in IITD. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Friend i have made here in IIT D and most importantly backchodi session with them.specially I will not miss KTV which we used to switch ON in the night. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD One and only thing change professors and there should be 75% quota for beautiful girls. Kaash aisa ho pata….. None Any DMS experience that you want to share? None


Testimonials: “Hmarae pyarae MAMA JI from Tabaela of Haryana known as Fatehbaad. Whatever big thing happens anywhere but for Mama Ji “ Ismae Koi Khaas Baat Na Hai”. According to mama ji it is considered waste to eat anything else other than Desi Khana at dhaba although over time he has developed his taste for Chinese food.” – Vipul “Kuch Khaas Baat Na Hai MamaJi ke baare mein. But all the fun we had in Jwalamukhi was in his room. Most of the times I was at receiving end but then so were others as well.A unique character which is rare to find.Fooled the class for two years into believing that he is B.Tech from IIT Kharagpur.All in all a very rare species.” - Recriwal


Name:Aman Kwatra Nickname:Kwatra Email:amankwatra.iitd@gmail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? i see myself running successful business venture of my own which is pioneer in the industry as and adding values to life of all others who are involved. at the same time started making contributions towards the society. i want to be rich and successful with in next 20 years. A few words to describe yourself… a hardworking and analytical person who dreams of "making big" in life. i am passionate for excellence and highly self motivated person who " Never say Never" for me nothing is impossible if you work for it religiously. i am always there to help my friends and support them but very catastrophic at my enemies. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... my most cherished moment in DMS is when i got GPA 9.5 in 2nd semester after having a dismal performance of 8.167 GPA in first semester. not that marks play crucial role for me but i have to prove one of my friends wrong and i was successful at it and this incident helped in raising my self confidence and strengthen my belief in notion "Nothing is impossible" is you crave for it. First Crush in IIT? everyone knows that, strongest crush of my life but am already so ashamed of that incident so no more disclosure on that front. but seriously that was one phase of my life which turns i dreamed to be most beautiful phase of my life but turned soar for me and made me "Drink" to pass this over. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… disclosure of my first love or crush. the whole scene got messed up to such an extent that resulting in so much misunderstandings that i turned into a culprit without committing any offense. has to lose out some one who can potentially be a good friend and dare to approach another girl anytime soon The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD…


my friends akash vipul, recri Jeetu, Nishant deepu champ baba rahul etc..., Jwalamukhi Hostel, Healthcare class, MSS and mere gyaan sessions, TT games. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Mess food: its so pathetic and leads to large wastage which can be used to feed others who are in real need of food. Kaash aisa ho pata….. Kaash! i have got a job in sales or marketing my only regret of these 2 wonderful years of my life. i would have been at top of the sky. but as correctly said by great wrestler John Cena "You give some you get some" in short there are always some gaps. Any DMS experience that you want to share? the experience i want to share is about a workshop on Entrepreneurship being organized by Prof. S.K Jain. this is the moment which might prove to be turning point in my life and career it gave my strength and clarity to look out for what i want to be in my life and how to make efforts to achieve that. Testimonials: “Itna baccha sa tha wen he entered DMS. ab big man banke passout ho raha hai.. A nice guy always misunderstood a lil by his peers. jwala ka dil.” – Nishant “Mr. Kwatra is gem of a person. He is the ultimate authority on any subject. He has wide-ranging sectoral knowlege. But it is not what he does that interests him. He is primarily concerned with how and what others are doing. He is not happy with what he gets, but goes all out to see what others have received or have got for themselves. Having faced rebuttal at the hands of a famous DMS maiden, he can side

with

anyone

taking

on

the

lover-boys

of

DMS”

-

Champ


Name:Amit Sharma Nickname:Champ Email:complexity.simplified@gmail.com Hostel:Pseudo-Jwala attached Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Hopefully alive, not totally bald, and in touch with most of my mates... A few words to describe yourself… I am not the total techno-geek as I am made out to be...just do my bit to help others... My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Koutons presentation directly downloaded from Koutons website passing as an original commendable work for BECS... First Crush in IIT? Everyone knows...I had eyes only for her since my admissions interview Most embarrassing moment in IITD… The Salsa... The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… The chill, the missing rigour in B-school, the entire calmness with which my MBA was completed and of course the Bakchods... One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Change name from DMS to some savvy name... Kaash aisa ho pata….. We could change our major project guide... Any DMS experience that you want to share? Many actually...


1. Once Ankit, Vipul, Recri, Amal and myself had a walk down in Deer Park around midnight just for kicks sake....And boy was Recri scared out of his wits in the darkness 2. Recri accepting to give our dear Deepu a blow-job for some 1500 bucks...only to withdraw his offer pending public place behavior Testimonials: “The most daring person in the class. How many of us can dance in Salsa Mode with a married girl? But surely our Champuuu can. Very popular amongst girls (Thats what he thinks). But at the end of the day a very nice person.� - Recri

A true champ not only by his nickname but also at its heart. His fair skin make girls envy. He is one stop solution for all IT related troubles. A great team member , I have honor of working him for Pfizer B-plan and winning it. But he is also the biggest flirt I have seen in my life, he has eyes on every pretty women around .the one of the most outspoken

and daring guys of the batch. The backchowd of the

backchowds , I wish him best of luck for all future endeavors. - Kwatra


Name:Amlendra Katiyar Nickname:Amy Email:amalkatz@gmail.com Hostel:Zanskar Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Working for my wife and children. A few words to describe yourself… Amy the Enthu!!! My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Freshers Party Bakar on top of the DMS building. First Crush in IIT? Chaavi Most embarrassing moment in IITD… When Mahim Sagar scolded me endlessly in front of the whole class for opening the class door at 8:05 AM and he believed it was only at 8:15 AM when I opened it. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… IIT Delhi campus One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Faculty Kaash aisa ho pata….. Kaash MBA course 3 saal ka hota to IIT mein 3 saal tak maje karte. Any DMS experience that you want to share? Biker, Anuj, Me and My Friend were going to Goa in a train. Anuj and I were sitting on the window seats and Biker n my friend were sitting in the middle. On biker‟s other side a small bag was lying with a water bottle inside it and besides it an Aunty g was sitting. I also had an empty water bottle which I was planning to


throw out of the window but only in the absence of Anuj because he was very fuzzy about throwing anything outside the window. So just when Anuj went to the rest room I picked up my bottle and threw it out of the window. Seeing this Mr Biker came into action and very confidently he picked up the half empty water bottle from that bag and without even thinking he also threw it out of the window. Now, Aunty g saw this and she became furious on Biker‟s act. She told him that it was her bottle and the water inside was boiled water for her child. After a small silence of 15 seconds and thinking something about his act the confused Biker‟s responded like this “Oye.... aunty g .... wo bottle maine phek diya hoyeegaa... aap ye mera bottle le leooo...oye” That was most hilarious scene for me. The expression on both the Bikers face and on Aunty g‟s face was a big question mark. Aunty was thinking why the hell biker has thrown her bottle out of the window and Biker was thinking what the wrong he did by throwing her bottle out of the window. She then picked up her bag and put it on the upper berth.... just to make sure that biker wouldn‟t throw any other item from her bag. Testimonials: “Our Global Leader is so full of enthusiasm it is contagious! He can make the dead walk if he takes up the task. Amy sir, as I like to call him, is filled to the brim with humility and courtesy, making him a true gentleman.” – King J “Ami boy is one of his own kind. pretty chilled out in attitude. padai likhai se bhai koi matlab nahin hai par phir bhi global leader hai..Team meetings mein kaisa bhi mahaul ho. light banane ka kaam ami ka...(kaise ami ki baja ke...not literally ofcourse)……iski hasi to sabse jyada mashoor hia...ek baar hasna shuru kare to bas...Dil ka bahut saaf banda hai.. iska motto life mein hai "sabki help karna aur pyar se bolna". chahey kisi ko jaanta hoo ya na jaanta hoo..Turely optimistic and down to early…….iske kuch dialog hamesha yaad rahenge..."Aise thode hi na hota hai.."……." oh b****c**d" Hey Ami,wish you all the best. May you reap all success you want.best wishes” – Ankit


Name:Ankit Vivek Nickname:None Email:avivek11@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? professionally picture is still not very clear. but I feel there will be 2 scenarios which i can see now.Either I ll be heading some division or a company in financial domain or I ll be running my own business.Personally, I ll see myself settled in Delhi region. Enjoying with family and friends every weekend ;) A few words to describe yourself… I will like to describe myself who is passionate about sports specially badminton. Likes to party with friends. one who is not interested in books.Ready for adventure all the time. loves speed. list is small coz most of you know me well. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Its not a moment. but its a trip that some of friends went to Vaishno devi, Natha top and patni top. This was the trip when I felt most relaxed with friends. Completely chilled out trip. had fun, had adventure, had near death experience ( some of us got locked in poisnous gas chamber ;) - lot of people know about it. ) . Night out with bon fire and scenic beauty around.In all terrific trip, thoroughly enjoyed each moment of it. First Crush in IIT? yaar kaisi baat karte hoo..yeah bhi koi poochne ki baat hai...ab umar bhi to chali hai ;) Most embarrassing moment in IITD… it was when I was playing badminton in sportech in semi finals and my short got torn while I was playing and had to finish it in same state coz no replacement was available.I know lot of you will laugh now The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Outing with friends


BC with friends Coffee @ 4 am Badminton with insti team Hostel life One thing I‟d like to change about IITD will like to have reservation for girls. Kaash aisa ho pata….. kaash ke saare MBA students ek hostel mein rehte........ kassh ke Vipul, Anuj aur Adarsh mein settlement ho pata...( Marwah soch raha hoga mera naam kyon nahin hai isme ;)) kaash ki meri limit aur hoti.... kaash ki hum Gujju, hardik and babaji ki bachelor Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “hamara Allrounder Ankit Vivek... Humble and Born Talented human being who took care of me when I was madly drunk... peene ke baad to har koi bhai bolta hai but really Ankit you are the Bhai..thanks for being there always :)” – Luthra “very intelligent and practical..just a bit lazy..or i wud say a lot lazy........but has got every information with him...... and yes.."he is a crowd puller" - Sunny


Name: Ankur Sood Nickname:Sood Email: ankur14@gmail.com Hostel:Studpura Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? CEO (ANY QUESTIONS?) A few words to describe yourself‌ In a moment I'm lost, in another gained, I live for what I love, a love that won't be chained.... I perceive myself as a dilemma of sorts (to myself that is). I'm also laconic so I guess that sums up why am I not writing that much about myself. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... My most cherished moment in DMS would be any moment when I was on that podium and said "IIT Delhi has been the country's leading provider of technical education since its inception and the Department of Management Studies has quickly made a mark in the business domain for its brand of techno-managers. This has been facilitated by whole-hearted corporate participation in not only the placements, but the whole gamut of activities that typify the DMS calendar year;" and seeing the familiar and often very bored faces throw a smile at me. Offcourse after two years of working all my moments in DMS were and always will be my cherished memories. First Crush in IIT? Name unknown; A dainty female who used to visit the department sometime when we were in the first year. Most embarrassing moment in IITD‌ Again my favorite podium, there was a lamp lighting to be performed, I forgot to invite the guests for that, Banwet Sir called me told me to get the lamp lit, i told him this was for the next session.


Still he persisted and I "master of ceremonies" stood on the stage speechless and throughly embarrassed. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… ODC offcourse + the ample time to banter with friends at length. But the thing I'll miss most is the back to college feel and the sample "namune" friends I met here. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD I'd like all the MBA people to be put in one hostel. Kaash aisa ho pata….. Kassh aisa ho pata ki har do saal naukri ke baad DMS me compulsory MBA hota 2 saal ka. Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “Ankur(Mr. A of ABJ group)-> Mr. CEO...everyone here is fan of his presentation skills...Gas bhi achhi mar leta hai... He always wants to go outside and cherish even small success. Very lazy at the start of the work but dedicated (jab fatati hai) at last

moment.

He

always

guides

me

throughout

these

two

years.

Great

motivator..big Bro and close frnd here in DMS.It was really a very great experience to work with u and to spent time with u. BEST OF LUCK dear for ur grt future ahead.” – Jitendra “A true consultant who lives up to his repute in style. One of his hobbies is learning a new English word every day from books like “Ten thousand difficult words used before 17thcentury ” . He had floored a senior consultant from KPMG with his skills in front of the class. In presentations, he prepares for others portion as well and comes to presenter‟s defense when needed. He is growing into a fitness freak counting the calories in the food he is consuming. An amazing inquisitive mind met its obstacles in the early days. And then on, it pops up only occasionally whenever its subject of interest is discussed in the class. His level of sophistication will make etiquette of Prince Charles look like that of Deva Gowda.” - Balamurugan


Name:Anubhav Sharma Nickname:Messiah a.k.a Banker Email:anubhav_sharma@hotmail.com Hostel:Resident Evil@ Zanskar Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Well

hopefully

would

have

taken

an

early

retirement...started

my

nightclub...sitting there day n night like a czar...n partyin like crazy day n night! then mostly i ll wake up from this dream...get a call from office that this client etc is damn pissed....gotta fly to London to meet him...and that my private plane is waiting downstairs(yes,not the airport,downstairs!) and get reminded that the Queen had requested me to come drop in sometime at Buckingham Palace if i come that way...err...i think that should be enough for now...you guys will be needing cola and popcorn if i continue further... A few words to describe yourself… Meet my,meet my winning smile,i am a living lesson in fine style... My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Most cherished moment has to be my placement first of all(Yeah! Yeah! i can hear that disappointed sigh! like you didnt want it :P) other than that the parties with all my friends n the good times... First Crush in IIT? crushed ice lemon at the holistic juice centre...hahaha! Most embarrassing moment in IITD… really cannot think of any... The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… well...a two year holiday where you do no work,you are put in a resort of sorts with every facility available,great friends,rocking times and they give you a good job at the end of it at very affordable prices...i think that covers it all... One thing I‟d like to change about IITD


Such a huge campus and no pub...we definitely need a pub on campus...i mean come on...poor souls have to go to SDA market and bring it back in bags and drink whiskey without ice in the hot oven hostel rooms...hey mr.director you listening! Kaash aisa ho pata….. that i neednt do much work and get a free house and get a good salary and get to shout

and

torture

other

souls

all

day...hey

this

is

sounding

familar...oh

wait...job@DMS,IIT-Delhi :P Any DMS experience that you want to share? Well i had a really great time here,learned a lot outside the classrooms mostly since i am quite an OUT-standing student anyways...Really enjoyed being part of the Industrial Interaction Committee and learned a lot by conducting numerous events,knowledge and experience which you just cannot get from the classrooms alone... So many great experiences here that i really can go on and on...will always cherish the friends i have made here and the good times... Testimonials: “Anubhav Sharma (Messiah, the banker)-The banker is the coolest guy i have ever met. The guy is never angry, but is always lost in his thoughts. After spending about a year with this guy i have decoded him to an extent....When banker says, "Hmmmm" - he hasnt heard what you have said, make sure you repeat it to him if its important, otherwise chuck it....When banker says, "Dekhte hain" - whatever he is seeing to isnt going to happen, either chuck the idea, or do it yourself.....When banker

says, "Chal

sakte

hain" -

game

on baby, the banker has

finally

agreed....When banker says, "Nah" - you wont be able to convince him with a gun on his head, so forget it!!!!!!The leg pulling apart, the banker has exquisite tastes in alcohol, girls (DPS RKP, he has had his fair share i guess!!!!!), movies, music, politics, sports ....basically anything other than studies .....The banker is and will always be a true ROCKSTAR........” – Musti “Messiah at his best. The times we spent together, the trips we had, the way he handles life professionally, the way he gives no damn about the ignorant world” Biker


Name:Anuj Jalote Nickname:King J Email:anuj.jalote@gmail.com Hostel:Zansky Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Giving global gas (consulting) for a top consulting firm. A few words to describe yourself… Easy-going. Happy go lucky. Rhetorician :) My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Winning the ET Citi Zonal final for DMS. Celebrating with the entire batch in Semhall. First Crush in IIT? Can't I say NA?!Priyanka Dewan Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Almost getting caught cheating by none other than Mahim in the BECS exam. Thanks to his inability to differentiate between an iPhone and an iPod I got away :P The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… DMS was like a 2-year holiday package. Will miss everything that made up this 'vacation'. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD I would have said 'the lazy attitude' , but NO! That is the characteristic trademark and essential attribute of DMS - can't change that :D.Can we please have IITD to remember that it also runs an MBA program?? Kaash aisa ho pata….. Mere class mein bahut saari khoobsurat sundariyan hoti :P Any DMS experience that you want to share?


Can I talk about the secret and undisclosed job offers that Placecom10 has? * just kidding :D * Testimonials: “The name King J has been given to Anuj by we Zanskarities, for his larger than life “Royalness”. We all must have witnessed his royalness at some or other point of time. It is during the semester exams we can see the royal symptoms of King J very clearly. His habit of coming to our rooms, just before the exams and asking about the syllabus of the paper is an act of DARE which only a King can do. His sleep-omania increases exponentially during the exam time. And he indulges himself in things like movies, internet surfing, bakar-shakar, leg pulling, faltoo timepass for an unimaginable time period. I personally have hardly seen him studying during these 2 years. Somehow I was too bitten by his royalness and started behaving in the same way during the exams ;) Another mention about Royal King J is about his sleeping habit. One can enter anytime into his room and find him in one single pose i.e. lying flat on the stomach, a pillow beneath him and a Lappy in front of him. Many a times we have found him sleeping in the same pose for the whole night with the lappy in Start mode. Infact, a few Zanskarities volunteered and shut down King‟s lappy in some of those nights :P One of the things which captured me the most about the King is his green campus campaign. He have had never thrown any waste on the roads and if someone else does, he would make sure to lecture him till that person learns the lesson of not throwing litter on the roads. Seriously speaking ... King J has shown his royalness everywhere

...

competitions(ET

be

it

Citi

during

the

Grandmaster),

Exams

time(mentioned

Placements(converted

earlier), royal

B-school accounts),

Sports(an all rounder), Environmental issues... everywhere ... and last but not the least he is a dedicated Gymmer too. Not to mention he is a true Zanskarite!!! It is this King J who has given lots of great and memorable moments to all Zanskarites. In true sense we have learned one thing "Live life King J size". King J has always been a great companion, a pro consultant and a daily motivator to me and I would cherish all great time which I have spent with Royal King J throughout my life. .......................a Royal King of DMS!!! “ - Amal King J... the Gym guy... the only guy to have 6 packs in our class..casanova.. do things selectively but is master at watever he does like PR, Gym (dont remember if had done anything else in DMS) :P ...nice to have u in team lucknawi nawab... besties for ur future - Baweja


Name:Anvay Borwankar Nickname:The Tension Man Email:anvayonline@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? 20 Years down the line I see myself sitting in a casino of Las Vegas, and playing blind chaals of $10,000 five times in a row. A few words to describe yourself… Well my friends say, I am the tension man. Waise main kabhi tension nahin leta.. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... The whole journey of 2 years is cherished and innumerable moments.. First Crush in IIT? Two actually. Both from senior batch.. Pehle kisko dekha yaad nahin. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… None exists. Proof: By contradiction If I had my most embarrassing moment at IIT, then mentioning it here will be even more

embarrassing.

Hence

the

earlier

moment

would

cease

to

be

most

embarrassing.Hence proved.. Jokes apart.In the IIC selection, I had worked with Arun Anand on B School events as a part of Group Task. In response to a question from Pratyush I mentioned Arun as "him". To which he asked "whats his name". I had worked with him for one complete day but couldn'd tell his name even after 3 guesses which were "Aakash", "Amit" , " Abhay". The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Many. To mention a few - 1) ARA ground floor2) Sasi ki chai 3) Bunking classes4) Night outs.5) Sleeping on the 1st bench in economics class, without getting caught even a single time.


One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Install Wi-fi in Library..Re open Nescafe..Shift sasi inside campus. Kaash aisa ho pata….. Kaash ke IIT mein Bike rakhna allowed hota...Kaash ki Uth Cafe ka khana itna pathetic na hota...and lastlyKaash ke Nescafe band na hota Any DMS experience that you want to share? Quants term paper presentation:Me and Ashish were in the same group and Ashish had no clue that I had copied the term paper from a guy of MDI. He was chilling in Indore when I was making this TP. On the day of presentation he told professor.. Ashish: "Sir, this is an original scheduling problem which I have taken from my brother. Sir, showed him my solution he said approved of it. " Prof: "Since when is your bro working in this company?" Ashish: "Sir since 1 yr" Prof: "Good because 2 years back, I gave the same problem in Majors." Testimonials: Meet Anvay! Try calling him on his cell and you can‟t reach him without getting a waiting tone first. He likes keeping innovative caller tunes. Famous for his PJs n d art of story telling and, for his class notes. I dunno when he makes them coz most of d time he's chatting online. The tension man. You will know exams are approaching as the looks on his face changes from bad to worse. He believes in the theory of selective hearing. ;) Last but not the least, he's a good friend and I will always cherish this friendship. :) “ – Richa Gulati “Anvay Borwankar:: Are kisi ki bat bhi sun liyo karo yar ya sirf bolte hi jaoge.. Kitne jokes hai iske paas aur kitni stories hai sunane ko.. And trust me, most of them are fake with Masala on the top. I can never forget Oct 29th when he came running, and that is because he had found the woman he was meant to be with. And if anyone is qualified to know when he met his soul mate, it would be me.Whateva, but A real stalwart.. A person you can depend upon, a person who will stay with you at all times.. We are Brothers from another mother, and I hope this always remain..” - Kshitij


Name:Arun Anand Nickname:Annu Email:arunanand04@gmail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Aah...tough one!!!! Similar question for which I used to be very well prepared during interviews, but can't answer the same here... I wish, after 10 years to be known as a photographer, as a social entrepreneur rather than an IT guy!!! A few words to describe yourself… I am work in progress.. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... blah blah blah First Crush in IIT? Crush in IIT???are you serious..I am straight!!!! Most embarrassing moment in IITD… The introduction session with seniors..my joke flopped badly!!! The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Time!, and ODC!!! One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Fourth sem should be all audit courses!!! Kaash aisa ho pata….. ki mera project guide change ho jata!!! Any DMS experience that you want to share?


Testimonials: “I still remember the first day when I met Arun at Aravali Dining Table.In the first meeting I realized that this guy has something different.The carefree attitude,fulltoo bakchodi and creativity at its best are some of the attributes that differentiate him from others.I wish him all the best for future endeavors and can see him as an enterprenuer few years down the line. - Kapil

Arun: Beware girls, hunter on prowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Adarsh Joshi


Name:Ashish Sharma Nickname:Kiddo/Bulkdeal Email:ashish.sharma.mnit@gmail.com Hostel:Zanskar Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? I dont know....probably running some crazy company...living so much on the edge....either completely broke....or uber rich :) A few words to describe yourself… pheku...i dont knw wen i start it in any conversation or presentation...bt one thing am sure is...once it starts its out of my control to stop it My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Nesci night bakar.....there was and there will be nothing like dat First Crush in IIT? Some girl in library...probably Arushi is her name...aint she hot!! Most embarrassing moment in IITD… ET Citi Grandmasters day...what the hell was that guys!!! The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Friends and the total vella time to be wid dem which can not be afforded in any other "B-school" other den ours One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Y change!!...v hav our own identity...dont v....the farzis :) Kaash aisa ho pata….. If only the 2 years could be extended..know its already more than other bschools....bt still cant v hav 4 yr degree :( Any DMS experience that you want to share?


I think i will take liberty of sharing more and that too in terms of abhinay n tayade: "Bulk Deal for Laptops @ DMS Second thing he took Pk Jain Sir's subject as audit which made sir crazy. Third he patted S K Jain Sir on his stomach and made him shift a bit. Fourth he told a Prof that he was busy in post marriage ceremony" M proud of them all :) Testimonials: “One of the very few most adorable, sweet and caring people I have ever met in my life... I cant imagine how my stay would have been here if not for you... Will MISS u Kiddo... :(“ – Manne “To those who get the perception that this guy doesn't think, I offer an alternate hypothesis. Of what I've seen of him, he does indeed think (Yeah, I know. Shocking!)but happens to do so in reverse. He happens to continuously ignore 'how things are' and will choose to dwell on 'how things should be'.And will then go on and try to make sure that everybody sees it the same way. Its real fun when he succeeds and really funny when he doesn't. “ - Saiba


Name:Ashutosh Gupta Nickname:Ashu/Shukranoo Email:ashutosh2101@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? In some part of the Globe as a part of my World Tour....with my Nikon D5000 SLR camera. A few words to describe yourself… Adaptable Carefree Foodie My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... The day I got placed... First Crush in IIT?

Most embarrassing moment in IITD… 21st Jan 2009 Room No. 205 Communication Skills Lecture by HC It was my birthday.I had planned to enter late in the class to avoid being beaten up. I got successful in doing that. I quietly sat on my seat. But then the guys started chanting "Beat him", "Bumps", "GPL". HC asked the class whats the matter. People told him it was my Birthday...and they wanted to take me outside to give Birthday Bumps. Surprisingly HC said "Why do u want to take him outside...Beat him here itself". And then my ass got kicked in front of the whole class and HC. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Odc Ara ki MastiTeen Patti One thing I‟d like to change about IITD PG students should be allowed to keep Cars...


Kaash aisa ho pata….. A separate hostel for DMSites... Booze parties in Campus Any DMS experience that you want to share? N/A Testimonials “Ashu.........friendship that started on the first......thru thick nd thin ......had our moments..........our fights..........our tastes nd thinking is worlds apart.........i think thts what makes us bond” - Avneet “A chote nawab of the batch from Lucknow. Cynosure of all the bakchodis on Ara ground floor and famous for his „Munna bhai‟ walk, he is one of the most creative persons of the batch. Known for his „parchies‟ and trip planning abilities, he is always game for a drink or a sutta. Don‟t go by his deceptive looks as this little „Shukranoo‟ is a block of dynamite.” – Gaurav


Name:Avneet Sachdeva Nickname:Sardar Email:avneet.sachdeva@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Chandigarh.............loflmao A few words to describe yourself… want my interview ke loiye prepared answer kya.............leaving this for u guys 2 fill My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Memoirs 09' First Crush in IIT? Yaar woh CPS waali ka naam kya tha.......................:-P Most embarrassing moment in IITD… The pre alumni meet when only 4 turned up............ The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… the chilax life..............the sleep..............the friends.........the odc One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Cars............nd bikes......... Kaash aisa ho pata….. 50% reservation for gud looking chicks............ Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “if avneet wud be told to write this testi he wud have said "oh ho jayega...kal karte hai....." .....for balamurugan "oh this will be done....we will do it” - Sunny


“Avneet : One guy who always has the same answer to relieve your tension " Oye koi na...Tension na le...ho jayega". Takes more time to dress up than a girl.Very high in Confidence Level. One of the laziest guys...but talk about 3C's( Chicken, Chicks and Chandigarh) and he's all charged up. He's allergic to almost everything you could touch except Chicken, Beer and Chicks. He has his own different dictionary of words that became quite popular in Ara - " Aukha", "Saukha","Cam", "Boobies", "Karne lag raha hoon" and many more. But a very helpful guy whom u can count upon. A good friend and a great companion� - Ashu


Name:Balamurugan P Nickname:Bala Email:in.balamurgan@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? A citizen of Tamil Elam... A few words to describe yourself… too introverted to say anything more... My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Came.Listened.Tried.Tried very hard.Failed to learn hindi still...... First Crush in IIT? There are no firsts among equals and I‟m an equal opportunity player Most embarrassing moment in IITD… 1) I asked Jaijit, "Do you expect sales figures to go down in this recession?". In his usual style, he retorted " Tell me how it can go up"... that day I realized if brains were taxed I‟d get a rebate... 2) "Murali, Mendis and Kumble spin well because of their core competency in eating rice"- HC taking a dig at south Indian way of eating The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Support of all the friends (in spite of me not able to adjust to this environ immediately), IV semester One thing I‟d like to change about IITD All beautiful gals being visitors..... Kaash aisa ho pata….. Happy the way everything was.... Any DMS experience that you want to share?


In early days, Profs jokes in hindi made me sad....consolation arrived..two french guys in my row didnt understand hindi aur english ... Testimonials: “BALA(Mr. B of ABJ group) -> Very cool n calm and dedicated person till placement...he he he...after that it was difficult to find bala in his room. The lazy person and its very difficult to bring him out of his room. You will find him exploring

internet

anytime

anywhere.

He

just

want

to

read

read

and

read(anything). Always ready to go to Tamilnadu Bhavan whenever he got the chance to have food outside. The crazy CSK fan but not at par with ranjith (for Deccan chargers). Finally he learnt some HINDI like CHALO MAT(instead of jao mat)...to say BETA to everyone. It was really a very great experience to work with u and to spent time with u. Always guide me and solace me and motivate me in difficult times. BEST OF LUCK dear for ur grt future ahead. “ – Jeetu “The quiet one.The strongman of DMS. Follows his heart and "okays" most of the requests made to him matter of factly. His take on life can get you through the worst emotional dilemmas. He is addicted to the net and his passion is south Indian food(ask him to have lunch in TN Bhavan) & living in Chennai. Dude all the best I know you will be a great man (not that you aren't now).” - Ankur


Name:Biraja Ashis Deo Nickname:BAD, Tinkerman Email:birajadeo@gmail.com Hostel:Studpura Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? On a hammock in the Caribbean! A few words to describe yourself… A constant pain-in-the-ass, Wannabe Irishman, PJ Maestro, Music & Movie Connoisseur, SS par excellence My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Trips to Goa, Dharamsala, Aamby Valley and Rishikesh in that order :) P.S: None of these happened "in" DMS so to speak :P First Crush in IIT? Again, ODC :) Most embarrassing moment in IITD… None that I can recall of. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… ODC :( One thing I‟d like to change about IITD We need more pretty girls here, and I think I speak for the entire male population here Kaash aisa ho pata….. ki we could connect to ODC from outside the campus :P Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “I take this opportunity to reveal the truth about one particular Odiya-Biraja.


This bugger is the most feminine guy on campus, yet poses to be a homophobe. He is a perfect example of Sophisticated Stereotypes (read Tina's blog), thinks he is Irish and believes that most of the people he encounters are losers. He cannot ride a bike or a car, has never seen a gym, pukes when he smokes and hardly plays a sport (not that I am a player either), yet he thinks he is the most Macho sportsperson ever. He has spent his previous engg and job days watching IMDb movies, and he likes only those which get good reviews from other SS or which he himself cannot understand and hence thinks they are great. He however has a good taste in music. This dude is always there for u when u need him, is a wee bit moody but always does the right thing (meaning always on the correct side of ethics). I respect him the most for not taking the Citi offer even though his GE PPI had not happened till then. One of my best buddies for two years, though he may not think too much of me, since I tend to defy the SS brigade ;) ” – Shaggy

“Lazy ass” - Depp


Name: Deepak Gera Nick Name: TC & DG Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? * See myself distributing "Bhagvat Gita" on streets of delhi alongwith Baba. A few words to describe yourself * Nerd to the core and helpful. This i learnt when I balied out one of my batchmates from failing in 1 sem by working overnights for his term paper My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD * Not in DMS, but Undoubtly "Aamby valley with Anuj, Mary, Ashish, Biraja. When we landed at Mahabelshwar we found couple of extreamly hot gurlz in Spaghetti Top. We termed them as "Baniyan" (vest), for the next three days we saw different flavours of Baniyan's at the God's own Abode - Aamby valley. It was like heaven with lots of angles around. Most embarrassing moment in IITD * HC invited me over to the white board and asked me to write the suggestions of the batch to improve placements. One guy suggested "Bureaucracy", i did not know the spelling and could not write. He gave me enough hints but still could not manage the correct one. The thing Iâ€&#x;ll miss most about IITD * We should rather brand this college as "DMS resort", with all the time in life to fulfill your dreams, desires, likings, extra currics and yet get enough time to study. Will miss this resort. Your First Crush in IIT? * lots of Btech babes in the IIT Library. Kaash aisa ho pata‌.. * Shaggy ki dressing sense aachi hoti Mary thoda kam Roti Biraja thoda hasta


Deepu thoda serious hota Banwet aache Jokes maarta HC thoda zyada padhata Mahim thoda kam padhata Sushil bilkul na padhata VG ko padhana aa jata aur the only wish - SK Jain HOD ban jata Any DMS experience that you want to share? Its not exactly a DMS experience but CFA experience with satyajit. We checked in a low tariff hotel in Nepal, ones where you get a feeling of any lodge in Paharganj Delhi. Basking in sun, we were studying in our balcony when a babe came out of her room, shaking her booty with her undergarments to dry them in sun. Said "Hi" to us and went back inside. We both felt extremly uncomfortable for next 5 mins but kept waiting for next 5 hours that she might again come outside. Sadly She didnt :( Testimonial Deepak Gera: Friend, Philosopher, Guide, Driver, "Swine", "Capitalist Pig" all rolled into one :) DG, I hope you finally develop that sense of humor and sarcasm you so desperately aspired for under my able tutelage! This workoholic is sure to make it big pretty soon! Cheers! - Biraja


Name:Deepu Narayan Nickname:Depp Email:narayan.deepu@gmail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Old Age Home A few words to describe yourself… Cherub My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... May 10 2010 4pm First Crush in IIT? A can of Fanta in the bloody summer heat on the day of joining. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… sometime in 2008 october when truth descended on me The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… ODC One thing I‟d like to change about IITD just the thot that an IITian can do nything. Kaash aisa ho pata….. dont wish. Itll never come true here. Any DMS experience that you want to share? I prefer none of the experiences to be taken out or shared. Testimonials: “Funnyman extraordinaire, Fellow PJ appreciator, Chimp-lookalike and graceful butt of 80.867% of jokes cracked at DMS! The man with a "taste" for the weird and


unusual makes for excellent company and general buffoonery! Cheers to you, mate!” - BAD “A strange combination of capabilities- weirdness; crookedness; ability to do nothing, or everything- depending on deadlines; a skewed creative head, powered by excellent photoshop skills... an artist to the core, unending source of false but authentic-sounding information. Looking forward to more of your wisecracks, goofups and uncyclopedic knowledge!!!” - Sreejith


Name:Gaurav Joshi Nickname:gujju Email:gauravjoshi.d@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Either retired or leading my own business venture. A few words to describe yourself… Either I like people or am indifferent, the word 'hate' does not exist in my dictionary. Responsible, caring, optimist are few other words that describe me. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Well so many of them.... Winning various competitions as part of NinePointSomeone, Roorkee trip, placement season to name a few.... First Crush in IIT? Had a Pineapple Crush (shake) at Holistic during interviews and just loved it ... Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Dont remember any....i guess dont put myself in embarrassing situations... The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… The late night bakchodis, ODC, birthday celebrations, chill-out classes... One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Nothing to change...I think its the best B-School in India after IIM A, B, C and L. The much maligned eduniversal survey (where DMS is ranked 5th) is vindicated! Kaash aisa ho pata….. ki IITD Mumbai me hota aur main har weekend ghar jaa pata .... Any DMS experience that you want to share?


This is dedicated to the magician's (Prof R.S) 3 favourite props (Luthra, Abhinay and Manish): During the last days of our major project submissions, the magician was increasingly taking advantage of the loyalty of his props by giving additional work (which included writing strange caselets for his book). Sunny and I decided to exploit this fear among the props. We created a fake mail id (which had the magician's name and IITD in it) and sent a mail to all 3 asking them to submit a fresh case-study by morning. Luthra, dedicated and sincere as he is, left all work and immediately started googling for the case. Meanwhile, tattu thought that the mail was from our own chotu (Ravi Verma) and replied to it with some offensive words. When he realized that the mail was from his project guide, his world seemed to have fallen apart. He was scared out of his wits and cursed anyone in his range. The expression on his face during those magical 15 minutes was worth a fortune. Testimonials: “Well this one is for you Gujju (Gaurav Joshi)... The most matured and balance human being I have ever met, like an elder brother (except in size)...A "Nine Point someone" whos' Gentle, generous and always focused .. Motta Bhai you rock... bole to'butt sahab' “ -Luthra Gaurav Joshi: From the name itself you can make out that he would make all his decisions based on the NVP's and the IRR's. But not very true with this gujju cum marathi, hw would make his decisions only on one thing "ETHICS". You can never associate him with an unethical act be it cheating in an exam to manipulating placement decisions. He is someone who would leave everything for his ethics (except his would be wife i believe). He is a genius born with excellent leadership skills. He is always the one who sets the tone for the work and gives direction to the team. Without him, the team Nine Point someone would have not been there. He is very helpful and has helped most of his team members by doing their work at times when they were busy. However he is very very bad at Backar and is one of the poorest story tellers ARA has had. He is an awesome friend and in friendship also follows ethics and would never cheat you or stab you. I have learnt a lot from you, starting from how to search on google to complex Excel calculations. Now that he is about to marry, I wish him a happy married life. - Sunny


Name:Hardik Nickname:Hardik Email:doshi.hardikkumar@gmail.com Hostel:Nilgiri Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Vacationing in some Island A few words to describe yourself… Ambitious, Responsible, Honest My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... The moment when I got a call from the friend that I got selected in the company. First Crush in IIT? Neat and clean Campus Most embarrassing moment in IITD… NA The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Late night discussion and Nescafe Frapee near reading room while preparing for an exam. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD NA Kaash aisa ho pata….. N/A Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “Hardik aka Bombay : I know dis guy for around 9 yrs now...One thing I m sure dat he hasnt changed a bit in dis years.. We are d opposite sides of a coin looking in different directions but always together ! He is one of gems of DMS !! D only person


who can give a competition 2 dis guy's simplicity n humility is PK Jain Sir himself.. I always respect his way of life n doing things ! He always stays away from all d controversies and limelight, looking for a place which he can call his own ! I wish he cud change more wid d times, but still i admire and love him a lot :) :) “- Viral “One of the most sincere and responsible person i have ever met...he is a very simple guy and doesn't take part in the outings.... i believe his best companion for the past 2 yrs was Reliance phone....but this would be a history in another 10 days....All d best for married life and try to have fun ahead...!!! “ - Abhinay


Name:Harpal Singh Nickname:Happy Email:harpalnitk@gmail.com Hostel:Jawalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Serving my country in administrative capacity. A few words to describe yourself… Intelligent Sardar.... I guess that describes all. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... The day when I got my job . First Crush in IIT? No sardarni hence, no crush Most embarrassing moment in IITD… All moments spent with biker were embarrassing. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… My friends. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Shift the location of liquor shop near to boy's hostel Kaash aisa ho pata….. ki mere hostel room mein ek fridge hoti .... jo hamesha beer se bhari rehti... Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials:


“Sometimes admire the guy, sometimes loathe him, but will miss him. This guy is a genius shuffling studies, movies, sitcoms, gymming, ias, multiple girl friends with ease. I wish him all the success in his life.� - Biker

"Only a sarkari guy can understand the feelings of another. In the world of CFA's and APICS'es, he was one of the guys with whom I could discuss 'career options' ! When one does not know when to stop, one needs a cool guy like him for moderation. We also shared movie reviews a lot, although our tastes varied widely." - Raveesh


Name:Harsh Pradhan Nickname:prabhu Email:harsh.dce@gmail.com Hostel:aravalli Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? earning interest on the money saved and invested. ghar par aish katunga A few words to describe yourself… abey yaar pagal aadmi hu. pooora ulta chalta hu zaamne se. jab log soote hai to mai jagat hu, jab woh jagte hai to mai sota hu. rest u can understand My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... naukri milna. First Crush in IIT? none-- but i proposed my wife in iit in july 2005 Most embarrassing moment in IITD… range haatho pakre jaana The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… no work load. paid vacation One thing I‟d like to change about IITD curriculum Kaash aisa ho pata….. ki exam na hote, bus lecture hote. Any DMS experience that you want to share? the whole experience has been thrilling. interacted with diversity of people from all states. learn some word of every language....nothing else Testimonials:


“Typical day of Harsh.Wakes up at 3am against his target of 2am. Reads all the Ghajini chits pasted in his room. Straps up his ipod and starts listening to bhakti tunes. Devotes the morning to Krishna . And in class, he never hesitates to raise doubts and collect ppts at the end of the session. Sends or demands ppts in group mails whenever needed. Meets the BTech juniors and stirs their minds with provoking questions like “Who is Mr Human Being?” and “Why IITs need to spend on waste resources like you?” And goes to sleep after slipping in couple of Gita verses in any conversation ranging from marriage to calculating the weighted average cost of capital.” – Balamurugan

"Prabhu" is what we call him... An Enlightener, a guide and most importantly a humble human being who's always ready to help others... We are fortunate to have you 'Prabhu".. Keep rocking as always.. - Luthra


Name:Jitendra Kumar Nickname:Jeetu Email:jeetu007kumar@gmail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? At senior management level in some financial institution. A few words to describe yourself… Always caring and helpful to others. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Rajasthan Tour with Ashu, sreejith, Bala and ankur. We spent 6 hour journey in one sleeper compartment of the bus just by sitting and playing CARDS all the time. First Crush in IIT? Chhavi Kankhedia.........when i came here for the first time to know the query about the admission process before getting admission. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… To live alone in the hostel when everyone went home on weekends or in holidays. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… BAKAR, BAKAR and more BAKAR. I can't find this level of BC and this kind of time pass anywhere. Will definitely miss you DMSite in Jwala for making my 2 year stay here very very special. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD There should be no restriction for boys or girls to go to each others hostels at any time. It would be better if boys and girls will have same hostel.. Kaash aisa ho pata….. We all DMSites were living in single hostel. I really missed to interact closely with each and everyone. Any DMS experience that you want to share?


Testimonials: “ The rising star of the singing world, (please do not suppress his musical instincts.) one of the calmest and most level headed people I'v met. He is a dear friend whom you want to be around when in need. He can blend in any surrounding and live like a roman when in rome. I wish him all the best in life.� - Ankur "Jitendra - To be honest, this was the best guy I never had working in any group with me - my loss. A dedicated team member (from what I've seen), a good companion for idle 'bakar', and above all, a nice guy." -" - Raveesh


Name:Joseph Alphonse Mathew Nickname:Joez-ef Joez-ef Email:josephamathew@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? 20 years down the line I plan to relive life at DMS - Eat, sleep, browse, play. A few words to describe yourself… Hard working, focussed, outgoing, responsible, extremely punctual... ;) My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Many of them - Run ins with VG. Presentations of Mahim Sagar, when we know that he will never go beyond the 3rd slide and hence come to class with 4 slides. Spornado 2009 First Crush in IIT? Basky court. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Everytime i spoke hindi. or tried to... The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… The minors and majors. Never before have i had exams where the only qualification to pass the paper was to turn up for it... One thing I‟d like to change about IITD The location. If only IITD had been in Goa (or Cochin)... Kaash aisa ho pata….. Classes in Aravali hostel's TV room. Atleast i wouldnt be 20 min late to every class (or would i still be?)


Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “ The laziest person in DMS who is a self proclaimed basket ball "star".

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deceptive looks that could kill, he can easily pass on as the most perfect gentleman in the world but 'deceptive' is the word to look out for. Jokes apart, gem of a person and a true friend indeed !!! “- Aish “JOZE - F ... JOZE -EFF ..... he's some person whom one can look up to ..but of course when ur looking for company when havent done any submission or ur late for any class... LAZY is one word that describes him perfectly when it comes to important things . otherwise he's always ready to break his fingers playing basket ball ... i m surprised by his ability to get injured in any game he plays.. dude, u need to retire or u ll be dead soon . this guy has the ability to be calm serious and funny at the same time ... whatever it may be .. its fun to have him around .. Recent update : Got an offer from prof. P.K Jain to teach after his amazing project presentation” – Dinesh


Name:Kapil Nickname:Kapil Email:kapiljoshi.mail@gmail,com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Teaching in a primary school A few words to describe yourself… A guy for whose life is simple and belief that life can be enjoyed in every moment. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... The day when all of us got placed. First Crush in IIT? Aysha Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Losing control at Alumni meet The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… The time we enjoyed here.The days we sit around and do nothing. It's the moments we laugh so hard we cry. It's the way we look at each other and know what's going through our heads. It's the stupid pictures and inside jokes. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Girls should be allowed in the boy's hostels and vice versa.. Kaash aisa ho pata….. Kash MBA ek aur saal ka hota. Any DMS experience that you want to share? N/A Testimonials:


“This is a very interesting character. When first time you meet him he seems to be the most sophisticated person. Then after sometimes you realize he is firm believer of hassi thatha in life. Nice friend and Great person. have a great life ahead dude.” - Rakesh “GEM of a guy..an optimized combination of a gr8 heart and a brilliant mind. Always there for his friends.One of those whom I see becoming big name in the future. Am sure even then he will remain the same down to earth person he is today.” - Mamaji


Name: Kshitij Aggarwal Nickname: -Email:kshaggarwal@gmail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? 20 years down the line I see myself in a boys party with my engg-MBA frnds on a long India Tour to GOA and having a rocking time with booze and beaches.. That party is even extendable to Thailand-Singapore (What say Viral..??).. :P A few words to describe yourself… I am cool minded person without the botheration of the world and whats happening around "For I am the captain of my soul, and the master of my fate.." Wanna njoy life to the fullest for I believe "Life is short, and make it large" My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... The Freshers Party that we got when we entered DMS and which was then extended to the top-floor.. That Bakar session was awesome fun. First Crush in IIT? Mussorie Trip.. Need I say more? But the gossip which spread around after that (which was much more than what actually happened).. Made it even worse.. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Friends that I made here.. The nights I spent boozing and talking over some hypothetical issues which doesn't bother anyone.. Playing 3 patti all night "Loosing some and gaining some.." The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… This can be made a lot happening place if parties were frequented, and if the DMS authorities have more control of the department.


One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Kaash DMS ka sex ratio thoda improve ho pata.. Kaash aisa ho pata….. Kash MBA ek aur saal ka hota. Any DMS experience that you want to share? N/A Testimonials: “This is the guy with whom I have spent most of the time at DMS and shared all the things together… It was very tough to get things out of his hearts…but I did it with the help of alcohol… A great drinker and none should dare to challenge him…Very helpful, encouraging, best partner for drinking as of now…but always busy reading others mind… He did his best to make me scared using his rough biking …. He was never able to do so except just giving trouble to my back multiple times because of his 11 years old bike‟s poor suspension… we will both miss the breaking of traffic rules whenever we go out together on bike… and the stock market track for the whole day together and anticipation of future moves..Will miss u always… and thanks for taking care of me….” – Dada “1 1/2 years and it feels like eternity.

Always there with you (be it high or

low).Never seen such patience in handling my tempers from anyone except Mr. Ksh. I guess from the last 3 sems we have been sitting together in all examinations and a contest can be floated "Dono ki answers sheets mein 10 differences nikalo..lol". From the valleys of Manali to pubs of Banglore, from FM lounge to Gurgaon ka theka, jahan bhi gaye saath gaye. He is one of the few great friends I made at DMS. Mr. Cordi, u rock…” - Anvay


Name:Lavanya Nickname:Gulti/Manne Email:lavanyamanne@gmail.com Hostel:New Kailash Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? I dont plan 20 days down the line... 20yrs seems like tooooooo long... Wild guess... Probably lazing around after a voluntary retirement... :P A few words to describe yourself… Lazy.. Sadistic.. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Moments when a few ppl come to the airport to pick me up when am comin back frm home... First Crush in IIT? Absolutely no one.... Most embarrassing moment in IITD… ET Citi fiasco in the 2nd sem... The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… A few people here who have become an essential part of my life.... Its like I donno how to live without them anymore... One thing I‟d like to change about IITD The way that leads to DMS... The bridge and garbage.. eeeekksss... Kaash aisa ho pata….. If only yadav could teach without white board... Any DMS experience that you want to share? Last presentation at DMS: IPR term paper presentation on screw and related patents.. With Priyanka and Mary...


Testimonials: “The most awesome person as she is...ofcourse when she is not in her day-dreaming state...smiles at almost anything you say or do..(oh wait i dont think almost word should be there)....must be some birth defect :P...if am taking only one thing from this place those will be the memories of moments wid u....will I miss u!!!” – Ashish Sharma “Not many had the opportunity to know this girl, but a chosen few who did will testify with me. I have had the most amazing times with her; be it presentations, assignments, being broke all the time (man u should have seen our chindigiri, " dude we need to eat a 50 buck ka sub.. cant afford anything else".. darn delhi is so bloody expensive) or begging her to study for exams etal. Our late night discussions about anything and everything under the sun or moon as the case may be would leave us in splits. We used to have opinions about every darn thing and made sure to voice it, a habit which we think would soon lead to one of us getting bashed up. To sum it up, there are times when not even an eye contact is necessary to know what the other is going through . So it has been the best of two years:)” - Priyanka


Name:Manish Baweja Nickname:Baweja / coordi Email:baweja.manish@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Relaxing in Goa :) To be on a serious note... CEO (of course my own company) A few words to describe yourself… is it necessary... everybody knows.. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Being part of the placement committee.. and getting placed all the people First Crush in IIT? I came back from SCMHRD... how can u expect Most embarrassing moment in IITD… No comments :) The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Bakar sessions... all the vehla time.. its a 2 year holiday tat no one can forget One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Get more girls into the campus... by hook or by crook :P

Kaash aisa ho pata….. kya ho jata... DMS hai... kuch nahin badlega... acha bhala to hai.. teachers students sab chill marte hain Any DMS experience that you want to share?


Kapil's strip dance in Ara Hostel after getting sloshed.... Ankit: "Please take me to hospital, i will die" after puking for first time.... Amy: " Kuch nahin hai... phir bhi achi lagti hai" :P ... Sunny: "Are yar.. yeh koi kaise pad sakta hai" even after mugging the chapters... Nishant: "bh!@(*di maza aa gaya"... and many more Testimonials: “Do not go by his hair (or the lack of it)! Always ready for adventure, Baweja saab is a sporting young man at heart and spirit. He has this no-tension air about him that makes him a cool Gabru Jawan.” – King J

“Manish Baweja urf Bawwee darling!!! The true Coordi.of DMS. Having worked as a Placecom coordinator foralmost two years, he has proved that he is the best in doing whateverhe is expected to do. He is one of those kinds of people who alwayslisten to your opinions till the last point. His team managingabilities and his nature of adjusting to difficult situations isunmatched. He has a naturally smiling face. Even if you are pulling his leg, orscolding him, or making fun of him, the one thing which he will giveback is his soothing smile.

A few typical things about Bawwee.... He is a bindass Panjabi mundawho never takes any tension. You can be pull his leg endlessly and hewill never fight back. He is always game for adventures, parties, freedaru n unlimited timepass. He is, most of the times indecisive andtakes call only at the last moment. He is always ready to rock thefloor. And yeah ....he never reaches venue on time. Some of his “Near Death” experiences were so funny that afterlistening those we almost got a laugh attack. One such experience wasat Goa when he felt like drowning in 6ft deep water and startedshouting but he finally got saved by a beautiful angarezan ;) Jokes apart, he is a perfect mix of „mature in thinking‟ and „young atworking‟.I wish him good luck and great success for the future!!!” - Amal


Name:Mary Nickname:Mariaaaaaaah Email:maryparayil@gmail.com Hostel:New Kailash Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Having given up the rat race trying to outsell Pepsi in some godforsaken village in East UP, I take up a PhD from a University in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, Siberia. I then return in all academic glory to DMS, and proceed to take over as the much-famed Prof MGP terrorizing and subjugating unsuspecting MBA students into being my research assistants as I proceed to write book after book on the intricacies of international finance... A few words to describe yourself… Public opinion goes this way... Vibrant (Aishwarya) Exaggerator hyperbole (Shaggy) Whacky (Messiah) Question Mark (Dinucooldude) Sporty (Priyanka) Superior intellectual (Lavanya & Tina) My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Impromptu outings that start off with just a couple of people but end up as one rocking party! First Crush in IIT? As symbolized in FB pic... The Ant Most embarrassing moment in IITD… An all-gals ppt about 'Screw'????? The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD…


The campus One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Can we get rid of the really cheap ID cards... retinal scanning makes so much more sense! Kaash aisa ho pata….. I'd never heard the words "A-Al Sagar Reasearch Assistant" or "Select Dimensions" or "International Finance (revisited or unvisited)" or "Write a book"... Any DMS experience that you want to share? Realizing that King J and I are destined for doom with the amazingly convincing show we put up during admissions. Suffice to say, we even started believing what we were selling after the third or fourth ppt... Testimonials: “This person is actually strange and I fail to understand her. Good specimen to run lab tests on. Has a very good sense of humor, and also knows how to take jokes. Loves Tinkers (Biraja) and his antics. Loves Deepu's furry head. Hardly sleeps. However, she is a hyperbole, an exaggerator of the worst kinds. A darling of the oldest prof in the dept (contact me in person to know the 40+ rule). Weeps at the slightest provocation, esp if a male stares at her. But again, one of my best friends and the nicest person on campus.” - Shaggy “Mary: One of the bubbliest characters around, her mood-swings are too fabulous even to complain about! An aspiring supermodel :P, this 'African' lady wins anyone's heart with grace n elan. She is weird, awesome and fun-filled. With an unending appetite, her 'bone-eating capability' has starved quite a few dogs in her neighbourhood, and hence she showers her special graces on them. To sum it up, she's a "HUGE" bundle of fun-filled surprises!!!!” - Sreejith


Name:Mohit Marwah Nickname:Mohito Email:mohitmarwah@gmail.com Hostel:Zanskar Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Dont Think dat much A few words to describe yourself… Cool....outgoing My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... 1.mussorie trip 2.Blog(of senior fame) 3.Memoirs 2009 First Crush in IIT? Niharika Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Fite with Sunny n Recri in class The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Vellapan,LAN One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Commom hostel rooms for girlz n boyz Kaash aisa ho pata….. Daaru ka theka campus mey hota subsidized.. Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials:


“An amazing guy having lots of guts....the things that we have done together i believe nobody can even think of doing those.His luck always helped us to escape even the most dangerous and difficult situations(police ke dande bhi.....).I wish you all the best in life buddy and hope that our friendship will continue even after DMS.” - Happy “He is truly amazing guy i ever met. People misunderstood him as arrogant, I have seen him he is very kind hearted and cant harm anybody. He is truly jugaadu. he knows how to be class apart. (sorry rakesh)!! ppl says a lot about mine and his relationship as Mama-Bahanja things.. lolz!!” – Pankaj Sharma


Name:Mustafa Hakimmuddin Nickname:Musti Musa Munna Email:musa.hak@gmail.com Hostel:Jai Zanskar!!! Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? 20 years down the line .... 20 years is such a long time .... I am on the virgin islands of lakshadweep. The cool blue skies above our heads, pristine waters till the horizon, where both meet and become one. But did I say "our heads"? yes!!!! because I am not alone, there is the Messiah, who has forgotten the world and is lost in his own world. There is the biker, as bald as ever, with his mischievous smile of a 12 year old, with a beer in hand and sutta in the other, lying spread eagle on the white sand. There is King J, bare chested and in a bermuda, coming out of the lagoon with his surf board in hand, his body gleans as every single muscle is flexed as he saunters towards us. Is there someone I forgot to mention, I can hear his laughter, yes!!!! its the laughing machine!!!! , he jumps out of the sea, following King J, and kicks my lazy ass ..... and I am back to 2010 .... back to IIT Delhi ..... back to Zanskar .... back to WA-34 A few words to describe yourself‌ The day I would be able to do that I would have achieved nirvana, but I will surely make a modest effort .... so here it goes .... I am a pompous brat, an arrogant rat , not very fat, as agile as a cat, love to chat, have a goofy act, use humor as a tact, but in the end a loner at heart which is a fact, and my height is 5'9'' and that is a FACT :P My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... I am cherishing filling this yearbook, but I think the social night I attended at Zanskar was legen .... (wait for it) ... dary. It was something like this‌.we all dressed up to pick girls from Miranda house that were visiting our hostel for the socials. There was this hot girl Ms M, who was on the target list of King J, myself and Mr mohit marwa ... As the DJ started ... all the girls jumped to the dance floor, and started swooning, the IIT geeks were left stranded like fools and tried to follow the girls. I asked Ms M, not once, twice to join me at the dance floor, but she threw a bucket load of attitude on my face and said "NO". Mr mohit marwa also got rejected on the very forst go. Massaging my bruised ego I moved forward, trying to find a catch. and yes!!!!! I see King J, and Mr Mohit marwa grooving with a hot chick, I say wtf!!! and throw myself into contention.....after dancing and chatting with her with my e71 (loud music) ... I again got rejected for the paper dance by Ms ASP (very hot chick blimey) ..... I gave up all hope, and was sulking and brooding in the corner, when a chink came and sat next to me. And i said "Hi, I am Mustafa" .... and yes I did hit it off with Ms KG. As I was dancing with her on the dance floor ..... I saw Mr Mohit marwa bring along Ms ASP (the very hot babe, who had dumped me), to the dance floor. I was flabbergasted as I thought no one was getting her ever, but as it turned out I was highly mistaken. Mr Mohit marwa has already had a very intimate paper dance with her as well. As I was waving off Ms KG from the hostel gate, I see the Miranda house warden, roaming with a guy, and heard the Miranda girls say "Is that the IIT hostel warden, who has been roaming with our warden the whole night??". I turned my head saw the guy, and believe me or not, it was our own Sharma ji ...... First Crush in IIT?


Mary George Parayil, she rocks!!!!!! Most embarrassing moment in IITD… I think mostly everyone knows this, a marketing faculty, filled in a advertising lecture. I was goofing around, as usual, but after ignoring me 2-3 times he lost it. He started off slowly, "beta, aap main tameez nahin hain?", main sikhaooon aapko tameez?. And then his ptch increased "mere examples funny lag rahe hain aap ko?, aap de do koi naye examples, DAGMAR approach aati hain aapko?" . And then he went beserk "koi approach aati hain aapko?, main kab se dekh raha hun hass rahe ho , kyun hass rahe hoooo?, Blood had rushed to my face and my ears were red, I wanted the earth to open and swallow me.I have been the butt of quite a few jokes on this ever since, but when I write this I have a smile on my face, such is the beauty of embarrasing moments. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Basket ball with my gang - Messiah, Depp (The homie), JAM, Panky, dinesh; Chilling at cafe Qahwa with - Messiah, King J, Ammy, Maria, Shaggy, the biker; The nescafe muffins and ice tea; Odc; The sweltering delhi heat; The freezing delhi winters; RDB chicken; Jama masjid, kebabs; sashi; The hostel life; and most all "very very very hot delhi chicks" One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Nothing ..... I think it is Legen .... (wait for it) .... dary Kaash aisa ho pata….. ki main DMS main prof ban pata..... Any DMS experience that you want to share? Once me, biker and messiah were at the reading room, and biker offered us a ride on his bike back to Zanskar. I was quite happy about it, not really knowing what was yet to come. During those days the straight lane, near the juice shop was dug up, as the construction of the canal was going on. So, biker, while coming from the reading room towards zanskar, got the bike up on the footwalk, as the road was blocked. Out of the dark, a security guard jumped out, and we screeched to a halt. The guard told us to take the detour and come from the SBI way, but biker had other ideas.He tried convincing the guard "oye, bhaiyya, hume jaaane do, aisa kaise hoeygaaaa, wo to bahut door padega". The guard was losing his temper, and said in his haryanvi accent "bola na!!!, udhar se jaa!!!!" and we realized it was futile to argue, so we got down from the bike and started walking towards the juice shop. but biker persisted, he got down from the bike and said, "Bhaiyaa, ab to ye CYCLE, ho gayi hain, ab to please jaane do!!!!!!", and in a dark corner there we rolled over with laughter ..... Testimonials: “The most coolest , ethical , helpful,ultimate bakchod , and true sportsman of the batch ,for me he is the best guy after Abhishek luthra .” - Panks “ballbuddy” – Depp “This guy has the most amazing sense of humour,a very chilled out way of taking on life and a very good friend...a very principled guy who has his fun but will never step on other people's feet to do so...sometimes even talks sense and shows signs of intellect too...a good basketball player...All in all,a rockstar!” - Anubhav (Banker)


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Testimonials: “very diplomatic person and has exotic tastes completely both the features completely different from me. but always formed a good team of marketers in the batch and have quite common objectives about career. a good friend for life� Kwatra

At first you think that the guy is smart but then when you actually get to know him you realize that all he speaks is gas and nothing more. His favorite line is "Very Nice... Very Tasty". Never go to places which he suggests or have food suggested by him. A very very good bathroom singer. People from Jwalamukhi will testify that. But at the end of the day very warm person. - Recri


Name:Pankaj Sharma Nickname:pankaj Email:pankaj.sharma393@gmail.com Hostel:Zanskar Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? hmm.. 20 years is a bit long to think from now..still i see myself working in Top management in a FMCG company. A few words to describe yourself… A very cool person, never afraid to take risks in life.. Well very kind hearted, amicable n mingled with any type of person very easily. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Its tough to single out a particular moment. Still, celebrating my birthday with my zanskar friends were one of the cherished moment. First Crush in IIT? ha ha.. I had a big crush on Ayesha Kaushik. Unfortunately i could nt bale to say her my feeling. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Well..it is when i had a tiff with Richa (Singh). she dint like my behavior (Imerti Yadav wala). Although i have lots of respect for girls. I quickly acknowledge my mistake. Still i feel it is most embarrassing moment for me in IIT D. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Late night out in IIT D, farzi presentations, n one of the most cool management department in India. I will miss some of my amazing friends and the hostel life which i experienced first time in my my academic career. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Nothing, IIT D is running well.. Kaash aisa ho pata…..


DMS opens it gates for all non-engineers and simple graduates and female comprises the 70% of the batch. :) Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “The biggest ladki baaz..donno how..donno abt de quality thogh..despite being in his forties” – MohitO “The man has a golden heart (not to be confused with previous statement) and in very likelihood I would love to see him at the very top of his profession. Wish you loads of success :D sharmaji..” - Abby


Name:Bhaskar Nickname:Bhas Email:bhaskarcool@gmail.com Hostel:Jwala Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? i hope in BHEL itself. this life continues there also, nothing much to change from this life but with more family responsibilities. A few words to describe yourself… trying to be calm, decent and honest. but all doesn't suits me. in BHEL. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... when i got placed in BHEL. First Crush in IIT? niharika Most embarrassing moment in IITD… when V.G sir Screwed me in my OM presentation The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… friends and baddy matches One thing I‟d like to change about IITD canteen facilities as in any other IITs. Kaash aisa ho pata….. ???!!!! Any DMS experience that you want to share? N/A

when i get placed


Testimonials: “If there is any Gilchrist version in DMS, he must be Bhaskar. Honest even when the game is down 19-20. Extremely hard working. Cracked both JMET and Mtech in IITD. Setting his career path in the most chilled department(HR) in a cool company (BHEL) in his home state. Very sensitive to others feelings and always in control of his situation. Sadly, he is a milder version of Ranjith in showing his passion for Andhra stuffs.” – Balamurugan “Want to see you angry atleast once...... Too cool.....” – Ranjith


Name:Pankaj Sonawane Nickname:Panky/Panks Email:pankaj.pankster@gmail.com Hostel:The house of grr8 legends Zanskar Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? atleast one vertical/business/geography head of any company A few words to describe yourself… fun loving , outgoing and big bakchod My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... My stay at zanskar hostel , some profs classes in DMS, blog started by our seniors, mahims quiz class. First Crush in IIT? Aishwarya Most embarrassing moment in IITD… there are many, dont remember as such The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… hostel life , ODC , night bakchodi , 24 hours net and light, my room, basket ball court and hockey ground One thing I‟d like to change about IITD its very bureaucratic , i want to change that Kaash aisa ho pata….. bahut events hain bhai nahin bata sakta Any DMS experience that you want to share? there are many Testimonials:


“Paida hote hi nurse ki bhi acting ki hogi.” - Piyush “The flowing blood of our hostel, he is the integral part of all the activities we have done. Be it playing basket ball, checking out dilli chicks, grooving at the DMS DJ's or pulling Sethji's leg ......Amazingly talented guy, whom I cant ever forget .....My day in Zanskar isnt complete without him ....” - Musti


Name:Piyush Tayade Nickname:piyush Email:piyushtayade10@gmail.com Hostel:Zanskar Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? 20 yrs is a long time....but would love to be alive n enjoyin Life!!!! A few words to describe yourself… I am a serious kind of guy n generally i dont tolerate any kind of humor. A teetotaler bcoz i like tea :) I hate ppl using abusive words ... i hate jokers and ppl mocking on others :)Crap! Crap! Crap!!!!! Apne bare mein koi kaise likh sakta hai kuch yaad hi nahi aata :( My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... 1 Cheating in Exams 2 Teen Patti 3 Hostel Life as most of de time there was no class. First Crush in IIT? Aysha Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Jab bhi Grades mile hai...:) Summers n finals wale placement season :( The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… ODC, Hostel Life. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Coed Hostels:) Kaash aisa ho pata….. Mein Invisible Ho Pata.


Any DMS experience that you want to share? N/A Testimonials: “Not much a speaker in class or in googlegroup but ask zanskarites..."jab sir bolte hai to doosra koi samne nahi tikta"...but jokes apart a trully nice guy @ heart..will always help you in any way you want without expecting anyth in return except a "chai @ sassi"...A heavy tea addict, strong drunkyard, H(SEE) ka bhakat. And his jokes are just ultimate..stayed with him for on year....nice room partner to live with..One of my best friends I made @ DMS...would like our friendship to go deeper and deeper as the time goes by..” - Chotu

“Tayade??...always in mood to pull somebody's leg...you would rarely find him in a conversation without doing that...ppl sometimes realize ki unki li jaa rahi hai...fun part is sometimes dey dont...in between all this pulling leg stuff..you would find urself listening to jokes dat you wont believe you could ever listen after leaving engg...the testi writer became his fan long time back...pata nahi how many realize he has the sharpest brain in Zansky if not whole MBA...not kidding...srsly..a cherished rival in our 3 patti long night games...will miss d way after every hour or so you keep on complementing - "kya haraami hai yaar"...you rock taya :)” - Ashish


Name:Priyanka Nickname:Pinky, Don Email:priyaaaksh04@gmail.com Hostel:New Kailash Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? 20 yrs closer to death ;) A few words to describe yourself… Self confessed introvert, some people may beg to differ though! My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Loads and loads.. First Crush in IIT? Kashmiri ;) Most embarrassing moment in IITD… To be called a powerhouse.. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Two yrs vacation spot with money back offer :) One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Nothing at all.. I just loved it here:) Kaash aisa ho pata….. that people accept others as they are. Any DMS experience that you want to share? "Screwed" ;) Testimonials: “A perfect roomie... The times we just look at each other... laugh... and we dont even need to explain each other why we are laughin.. Would miss them... The most


understanding and supportive person one can ever wish to have as a friend...” – Manne “Never noticed this girl for the first few days.Must be because of her deliberate efforts to keep low key. but when i got to know her i realized how much fun she can be. Lazy to the core, gtalk-bug, another member of the insomniacs club. Scares ppl with her "slap you"s. Power-packed, as a prof said. :P All in all, she's FUN to be with” - Dinesh


Name:Rahul Garg Nickname:Chautala Email:rahulgarg0429@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Meditating at Himalayas :) A few words to describe yourself… Open Book...... My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... My 2nd B'day (along with Kapil, Anubhav ) at uth cafe along with entire batch..... First Crush in IIT? Aishwarya Most embarrassing moment in IITD… When I saw Aysha talking to Kwatra during Stan class. Either I was too bad or Aysha's taste. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Gyaan of VG and Aravali Hostel One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Sex Ratio Kaash aisa ho pata….. I wish I can speak Malayalam.........Mallu girls are not that bad. :) Any DMS experience that you want to share? When I came for interview at DMS , I saw Niharika which created optimism about stuff over here but to my frustration it was just the wrapping, gift was poor :( Testimonials:


“to dosto milo hamare Chautala,,,,,ye bhai sahab ki jitni tarif ki jaae kam hai ,,,apne desi bando mein No. 1 hain,,,,I hardly knew him from the past 20 months,,bt he is my good,,,bestest frnd now,,,he is a kind of person, who can anytime help u out in any matter,, he got some nice experience too,,,all in all he is really BOND not 007 bt not less then that,,,so I wish him a great future ahead which I know he deserve by his hardluck,,,,best of luck” - Mamaji

“Typical haryanvi..kisi ki baat sunni to hai hi nahin..counter to karna hi hai..warna pata kaise chalega ki yahanmastermind baitha hai...but I can understand that the kind of knowledge this guys has is unparalleded so thoda tobanta hai.. Most of you may not be aware of that is a great poet and hearthrobe of lot of girls. He writes pretty beautifully.I am sure if you read his verses you ll definitely become a fan of his. and i feel his writings has greatcontibution to be latter. In all he is simple, super intelligent and darling to lot of girls ;) I wish you Mr. Bansal a super success in your life and may you get all you want from life ;)” – Ankit


Name:Rakesh Kumar Nickname:Class Apart Email:rakesh.kr.gr@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Cant say...will go with the flow i guess.... A few words to describe yourself… I watch movies, play games( indoors and outdoors), write poems and hang around with friends. I try to enjoy every moment in life. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... There are few: 1. The time when after the freshers party we all went to the roof top of DMS and did BC for long time. That was amazing. 2. Moments spend with Mammaji, Kapil, Chautala, Bala etc during our long session of useless discussions. First Crush in IIT? .... Most embarrassing moment in IITD… ... The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… ODC, Liberty to bunk classes and night life. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Sex ratio for sure... Kaash aisa ho pata….. .... Any DMS experience that you want to share?


..... Testimonials: “He is a class apart guy.He loves doing nothing.But I admire his last minute patience and jugaad of achieving the results.” – Kapil “ Loves to argue everything and never hesitates to criticize anybody. Writes poem on all philosophical things like life, love. Special mastery in winning the crowd especially during most heated arguments in class meetings. Has fetish for books especially economics and pens. In these two years, he would have seen all the movies and serials in Odc at least twice. His room poster reads, “I am dangerous when I am arranged”. Truly CLASS APART.” – Balamurugan


Name:Ranjith Nickname:Ranjith Email:ranjithvarmap@gmail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Enjoying life A few words to describe yourself… Enjoy life with less work and more movies and sports...... My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... writing exams with out knowing what it is about...... First Crush in IIT? Ayesha Most embarrassing moment in IITD… copy pasting assignments every semester.... The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Not doing anything.....just passing time with movies and baddy. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD food in mess Kaash aisa ho pata….. what does this mean??? Any DMS experience that you want to share? there are many Testimonials: “Paida hote hi nurse ki bhi acting ki hogi.” - Piyush


“He is very straight forward and knows how to defend himself very well. he dont want to leave any thing in the middle whether it is a game or work. he encourages and guides people well.”-Bhaskar “Never ever fancy a dream of winning your argument with Ranjith when you are for the following topics: 1) Convincing him to make a scheduled class presentation during Deccan Chargers match day 2) Hindi film industry doesn‟t suck that badly when compared to telegu 3) IPL is not fixed in season 1 and 3. 4) On a Sunday afternoon, a normal human being can have a lunch other than biryani from malviyanagar and Thumbs up 5) Chiranjeevi doesn‟t have a political future 6) Watching Magadheera for 35th time with loud volume will not give you goose bumps 7) Ranjith is not the most obedient and studious student of all whom his project guide had encountered in his entire 15 hours of teaching career and 35 years of academic life “ - Balamurugan


Name:Raveesh Gupta Nickname:Raveesh Email:raveeshgupta@ymail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? In some dead end Sarkari job....Kidding.Hopefully some high office. A few words to describe yourself… Harmless (mostly) My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Rostrums!!! Again, kidding. Well, I'd always remember VG's classes, and making BECS presentations at IRCTC cafe (those last day additions and editions). First Crush in IIT? You really expect someone to fill that in??? Most embarrassing moment in IITD… That would be a toss-up between all those summers GD's!! I remember one in which 7 out of 8 guys were selected - no prizes for guessing who the 8th one was! The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Free Wednesdays and Fridays !! One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Well, I would like to do away with the rampant 'flexibility' - the way classes and exams were scheduled and rescheduled. Life needs a bit of stability. In light of recent events, I'd like to do some changes to the 'no dues' thingy! Kaash aisa ho pata….. 1. JMET clear karte hi MBA mil jaata 2. Humein 'Systems' ka matlab samajh aata 3. Placements ke liye (rostrums etc mein) 'gadhon ko baap na banana padta'


Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “Nobody can match his abilities in hard working, sincerity and in missing out not compulsory to attend classes and meetings. Pseudo Bihari has proved that even Biharis can work and that too hard and smart. ManU and desperate house wives (I mean the soap here) are his passions next to completing the group term paper single handedly”– Jeethu

If you have him in your group, you probably don’t need to do much, as most of it will be done without you even knowing about it. Such is his brilliance. His disciplined way of life and time management skills are the envy of the entire batch. Ready to enter the IES - Musti


Name:Ravi Nickname:Chotu Email:ravi.nitrkl@gmail.com Hostel:Zanskar Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? 20 years down d line !! hmm...tough question....I am not even sure of 20 hours..I keep travelling between Noida and delhi...You may find me in noida or in delhi or in between @ yamuna bridge.. A few words to describe yourself… Few words are pretty less to describe me but its okey.. I am Awww... "wait for it"..sum.... My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... The day I got texas instruments project....I was so much happy that day...I will cherish it always. First Crush in IIT? Well you all already know it...Not to be written here... Most embarrassing moment in IITD… ------------------The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Free time....open book exams....Sutta in grnd floor balcony...and ofcourse my friends... One thing I‟d like to change about IITD those sily project work and term papers..... Kaash aisa ho pata….. Main 1 saal aur DMS me aish kat pata..... Any DMS experience that you want to share?


I would like to share working with parivartan team for parivartan 09...It was fun and amazing experince for me..I will remember it all my life... Testimonials: “nick- Pullchu, bator, chota recharge, khechu, Bundeli. Fav dialogues: izz waz, pijja, preety cool, IBM lotus notes, Bachhi hai yaar,” - Piyush

“The pocket sized dynamo from Bundelkhand. He is usually found in his room with a sutta in hand and a pijja to devour. His confidence is intimidating, and his sarcasm can leave you red faced. Speeding on his bike around the campus, he goes about distributing badminton rackets and TV shows, of which he is a big fan. Don‟t go by his looks, he has genes that belong to the heart of UP” – Musti


Name:Richa Gulati Nickname:Gulli Email:richa0806@gmail.com Hostel:Kailash Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Head of the Indian Basketball Association! ;) A few words to describe yourself… cool, witty, smart, intelligent, muh miah mitthoo My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Time spent with friends! First Crush in IIT? secret Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Session with senior placecom at Nescafe. Heard all the beautiful/ rosy words in a single day. ufff The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… free time One thing I‟d like to change about IITD distance from girls hostel to dms Kaash aisa ho pata….. kaash yeh question nahi hota. Any DMS experience that you want to share? Too many; cant recall one. Testimonials:


“Somehow,i feel the best decision in the entire span of two years was taken on the first day itself, when i decided to approach u to be my roommate. I dont know how it has been with us,we never had any issues,and i dont recall ever having the same camaraderie in my life before...n nor has there ever been somebody who knows so much about me and understands the way udo,i guess we have had so much fun together,people have troubles coz they have a difference in opinion about things, we had one view on most things, maybe thats the reason we dint fight much,it will remain a mystery to me coz i fight so much wid all my frenz and cudnt fight or be angry wid u that much.We missed each other for the few days we cudnt meet in mumbai,dunno how its going to be now, being in two different cities,and learning to live without the constant presence of u. Very tough to think of it now...” – Richa Singh “Known by many names but I always have called her “CC (call center)”, because she is always on call. A complete movie buff. Once she went for a movie which had just 6 people in the audi, of which 2 were she and her friend. A sports champ, had this girl been in IIT 4 years ago, IIT Delhi would have made a clean sweep in Inter IIT medal tally. Sincere and honest are the two words which describe her. But above all she

is

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my

study

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RR.”

-

Anvay


Name:richa singh Nickname:richa Email:richa.singh0408@gmail.com Hostel:kailash Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? dont know,mba didnt tell me how to answer that,came blank n goin that way too. A few words to describe yourself… I am one of a kind original piece :) My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Time spent with my roommate....richa gulati First Crush in IIT? some btech guy,dont know his name but he has a gf :( Most embarrassing moment in IITD… the day i came to know i am not getting citi ppi. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… the lush greenery of campus n nightwalks One thing I‟d like to change about IITD nothing, loved it the way it is... Kaash aisa ho pata….. this phrase doesnt exist in my dictionary,i believe in living up whatever i wish to happen !! Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “On d first day at IITD we chose to be roomies and from there, the story unfold. We spent the two years together. We have known each other inside out, She is the first one to discover my hidden talent and its first victim as well. ;) iski lene mein


bahut mazaa aata hain and the best thing is you need not work hard for that. she will help you out. :P Some of the funy moments I would like to recall: We entered cinema hall, its dark inside and it was intermission. A person carrying pop corns in his hand crossed her. Without looking at his face and thinking that its anubhav, she took the pop corns from his basket..we started laughing, n she was still clueless. n the best part was the expressions on that persons face.Second, Prof. asked her why she put so much data on one slide. Here comes the reply, "sir, otherwise, it would be just one topic in four slides" Next, we entered a restaurant and she says "you know, i always wanted to come to this restaurant but could never locate its entry gate" Next, the guard stops us at 8.30 pm at the main gate and asked for our id cards "kya bhaiya, jab dekho id card mangte rehte ho. abhi toh 10 bhi nahi baja. jyada smart bante ho apne apko" and the guard was speechless. Last but not the least, she locked me in the room. :D This and much more. Time spent together was so much fun. She can sleep for hours and stay awake for more hours continuously. She is bindaas and fun loving. She likes to dress well and has her own theory behind it. :secret: Her favorite timepass is another secret. She is my partner in crime when it comes to watching ANY movie at the theatre. We have seen more than 50 movies in the past 2 years. She loves dogs and it wont be a surprise if she gets one in her office (only if they allow). Likes gossips (me too) and the serial gossip girls. Life would be so boring without that.

We have some of the best moments together and I will

cherish this time forever! :) “ – Richa Gulati Talk about how someone can create a funny (many times embarassing too) situations out of nowhere...and the first name that comes to mind is singh...who can ask a college guy sitting in a rowdy grp of friends in live cricket match - "Sardarji neeche baith jao...dikh nahi raha"...or to approach a girl in mall....saying are you so-and-so from that tv show!!...what the hell!!...guess she has more than her share of such 'moments of brilliance'...one thing is for sure...she lives in her own world to which very few can relate too...i dont know how she finds out positives about some things where others dont find one...and vice versa true too :P.....notorious for her dressing style in dms...her defence "I want my kids to know that I tried it all..ofcourse i cant do it later na".. !!! – Ashish Sharma


Name:Rishi Singhal Nickname:Seth Email:rishi.singhal8605@gmail.com Hostel:Zanskar Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Ghar pe..... A few words to describe yourself… life main return to mangta hai na....m always go for return irrespective of situation and person.... My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... last exam.... First Crush in IIT? oye yr ...yeh sab public mat karo....shadi main prob aayegi otherwise !!! Most embarrassing moment in IITD… mahim asking abt my GFs and and status of my relationship wid dem in front of all.... The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… aaraam.... One thing I‟d like to change about IITD coed hostels shud be dere Kaash aisa ho pata….. sari hot gals of iitd were part of dms Any DMS experience that you want to share? pari ke financials...oops.... Testimonials:


“Sethji,Indori,Ideal Bachelor, 3 GF's at a time, Works on a Preplanned Schedule nd wont pee if it is not acc to plan,Everytime Orders, Prof Mahim's fav, Finance bug.” - Piyush

“he is a maniac i tell you. Most of the time I am cursing him for one thing or the other. We call him sethji because he is a banya wanting a return fir everything, "return to maangta hain na". Carries three cellphones, one for Indore, one for delhi, and one for girls. Always wanting to do this or that, he has always got an itch in his ass.For his constant restlessness we also call him "chiye chiye".A very homesick person, always craving for indori food and planning get aways to indore before even reaching the campus.Despite all his idiosyncracies, I can always depend on him. He never takes offence, no matter how many digs I take at him. A good guy to have around, if he ever is on campus. Will miss the planning we always did to takeover this world.” - Musti


Name:Saiba Kataruka Nickname:The Philosopher Email:katarukasaiba@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali. Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? On a vacation. A few words to describe yourself… Presumptuous, and conscious of it. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... The first day. First Crush in IIT? IIT (Particularly DMS): A place where girls are non-existing. Ok, so what was the question again? Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Can't remember any. That could mean that either I am suave or brazen. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Hostel food. (Yes.I am being Sarcastic) One thing I‟d like to change about IITD It may have its drawbacks, just like any other place, but in the end the simple fact remains that the IIT-D rocks.

Kaash aisa ho pata….. ...ki is sawaal ko uska jawaab khud mil jaata.


Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “Notorious for his abstruse language, chinese accent and zombie walk....been one of the closest friend from the very starting...the real philosopher listens to all your problems and bullshit and comes out with theory of some kind....hate when you decide to live in your own world all d time...let the light of philosophy spread everywhere :P “ – Ashish Sharma

This quiet, lean man from chattisgarh is a powerhouse. Undoubtedly a creative genius, his affair with the Japanese language in general and Hentai in particular is not unknown. He will put all his efforts into achieving his goals, but if only he deems it necessary. Bathing, changing, washing are insignificant activities. Never been a hostel guy before, so this chap had to learn sharing of food here. A true book connoisseur, this man is a catch as a friend and a keeps for life - Shaggy


Name:Satyajit Hazra Nickname:dada Email:satyajit05@gmail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Well this will not be professional anymore... Got fed up of writing this in last 2 years before any job interview... I just want to be in touch with all of my friends here for the whole life and involve in all the happy moments together… Will always remember the two years I have spent here… hope it will never fade away… A few words to describe yourself… It‟s better to depend on the testimonials, other will write for me… hopefully someone will write something for me… at least I can say that I have always been nice to everyone here and earned some good friends and these relationships will continue for the whole life… My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... My Birthday celebration at youth café… it was full of fun and enjoyment… that‟s definitely be the most cherished moment in DMS, IITD First Crush in IIT? Well… don‟t know her name…. just seen her in library reading room most of the time... :):) Most embarrassing moment in IITD… After smoking I was waiting for the lift at ground floor…. But when the door opened I have found none other than VG…. It was so very much embarrassing as I was the only person waiting for the lift and just about to enter…. I just could not think anything else except turned back to take the stairs up to 5th floor… The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Late night study, Hostel Life, Birthday celebrations, daru party for the whole night… and off course disastrous food most of the time… One thing I‟d like to change about IITD


The way profs are teaching!!!! Kaash aisa ho pata….. Centralized AC hostel, better boys-girl ratio, good food, 24 hours water and no exam…. Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “Wen I think abt Dada the first two words dat come 2 ma mind are Emotional Atyaachar and Devdaas :P He is perfect combination of the two :) Jokes apart, He is too innocent, helping and caring and thoda jyada emotional... But One thing is for sure, he wont ever say NO for any help u need ! Will be always there for u :) Dis is his charm dat half of bengali girls fall for him !! He is one of my very few frnds of DMS, and I will always cherish d time spent together !!!!” – Viral “Satyajit Hazra (Sattu):: When I first entered the room of this person in 1st sem.. Nothing was visible because of the smoke and I couldn't see anything at all but could only hear a voice from the back with a poor Hindi accent.. When that smoke dissipated I could see someone behind..Then our meetings frequented after he threw us a "Break-up Party" in Jan'09.. A concept we knew of, a lot before it was made famous by LAK.. And then came into picture the long nights we spent talking, drinking (tea rarely) and fighting over nothing..And then his invoelvement with his phone, and we really used to say "Messages sent by Vodafone IIT Tower 5000, sent by dada's cell 4999" and this is really true, to the last word.“ - Kshitij.


Name:Sharang Nickname:Shaggy, Shagster, Shag-gay Email:sharang.arvind@dmsiitd.org Hostel:Aravalli Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Owner of beach shack "Shaggy's Paradise" at Arambhol beach in Goa A few words to describe yourself… The life of any party, with 3.7% gay gene. Sexiest dressing sense which DMS junta does not comprehend. I love to booze, love to hang out wid frnz, and am a big flirt, widout makin it very evident ;) My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... The Airtel Delhi Half Marathon where we represented DMS will always be an unforgettable event First Crush in IIT? Aysha Kaushik, the most genuine, intelligent, hard working and feminine gal in DMS. Of course she had a strange way of talking (many will know wat i'm talkin abt here), but it added to her personality ;) Most embarrassing moment in IITD… 1st yr Sem 1 Minor 1. Rishi plans combined study, aur us time bahut josh bhi tha. So we collect in one room in Satpura-Birja, Gera, Rishi, Musti, and a couple of others. It was very hot and i took off my shirt. Gera was teaching Quant, and i lost track of the happenings, and was checking my chest whether it was coming in shape! Then i realised i'd missed sumthn, so I asked Gera to repeat. He was very pissed off and told me if i keep "stimulating" myself, theres no way I can concentrate. And everyone rolled off with laughter.Very embarrassing! The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… The canteen, the air conditioned classes where we had out siesta, Uth and Lipton One thing I‟d like to change about IITD WOMEN'S QUOTA please.... And of course increase the download limit to infinite


Kaash aisa ho pata….. Kaash aisa ho pata ki Musti lamba hotaDeepu straight hota, aur Birja HC ke under na hotaKaash aisa hota ki VG hamein samajhtaaur Avneet kabhi Delhi mein bhi hotaKaash aisa ho pata ki Saiba nahata hotaSunny fail hota, or Baweja patla ho pata Any DMS experience that you want to share? 1st sem, VG's class. VG goes about how this country has no future because people are not adept at English. He then asks Hardikkumar Tanrunkumar Doshi to shorten his name, and dear Hardik says its his name. And VG gets pissed off.In another class he asks Mamaji - VG-Are u dense?Mamaji-No sirVG-Do u even know what dense means?Mamaji-No sir! Testimonials: “In the second year, both I and Shaggy are well known for the locked doors. Mine from the inside; His from the outside (always away to some new party that needs grooving, some new unexplored terrain that needs chartering). In the first year, we two extreme examples of introverted-ness and extroverted-ness happened to be sharing the same room. And amazingly enough, it was absolutely fun.” - Saiba “Shaggy is true to his name! Perversion comes naturally to him. Thinks he is God's gift to women and sees himself as Barney in an amazing display of self-delusion! Typical Bhaiyya from UP at the core, he has tried to coat his apparent Bhaiyaness with some level of sophistication here at DMS but all his efforts at it have usually come to fail! Claims that he was a part of a "gang" back in his college days in the God-forsaken badlands of Eastern UP, but is abjectly harmless. Reams of paper may be needed to write about the utter disaster that is Shaggy's sartorial style! Lets just say his bright, gaudy clothes and miserable dressing sense makes Govinda look like Pierce Brosnan in those Reid N Taylor ads!!Questions have often been raised over his sexual orientation that he is Try-sexual, i.e he tries to fornicate with almost anything that moves! He can lick dirty stuff and do things that'll make normal people puke for as little as 10 bucks just for the heck of it. His avante-grade skills in surveying and market research have led the GoI to seek his help for the 2011 Census!Has a heart of gold and can be a true friend, but gets too sentimental at times. Has been a part of the not-so-holy "Trinity" to borrow Harsh Baba's classification and my closest friend here at DMS! Has made the 2 years at DMS a constant party for me and I hope the party continues even after this is over! Cheers!” - BAD


Name:Shri Dinesh Nickname:Dinu .. although after coming here its got a lot of variants .. from cooldude to cool babu (thnks to the bullying neighbour) and gulti boy Email:dineshmekala@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? biwi bache aur ek khushhaal zindagi ..;)..... A few words to describe yourself… a snob :P.... friendly, caring n moody My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... now that its almost come to an end every moment seems to be special and worth cherishing.. First Crush in IIT? A chick in the library who apparently got a job of 40 lpa .... Most embarrassing moment in IITD… none but yeah there was a silly incident where a prof tried to transfer knowledge to me by a handshake The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… dint realize that this place would be so much fun ... will miss the breakfasts at sda, hanging out with friends, the useless banter, playing basket ball , the trips , unlimited movies and hours of browsing .. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD they should have a special quota for good looking girls and yeah bring back nesci !!! Kaash aisa ho pata….. ki yeh 2 saal ka nahi 3 saal ka course hota Any DMS experience that you want to share?


Testimonials: “Dinesh aka GultiBoy aka CoolBabu: His species is spotted most frequently at subway, barista, cafe qahwa,

naivedyam, alkauser, rajinder da dhaba, rhythm

and nikashi and is the darling of the waiters at these places. There are certain pictures of his visiting the Aravali mess. These wanderings into the mess were purely unintentional. Pictures showing him eating in the mess are doctored and a cheap attempt at character assassination.

This guy is known for the sad face he

makes when u bang on his door every morning (which we always did. its fun. u should try it too). "I am very irritated" is how he begins every sentence (and his expression confirms it being true).He is the co founder (along with yours truly) of the Aravali Bowling Association (I had to share the credit, coz the pyramid of Aquafina bottles in his room provided the raw material for the venture).And when it came to presentations and assignments, his moral support was immense. We couldnt have done without it buddy ;) On a personal level, this guy had a huge positive impact on my spending habits. He also taught me how to 'insist in helping people' (never liked it though. hope to unlearn it soon). Anyways, he is one of the best friends i got from this place and i will always cherish the experiences with this pseudo mallu...“ - Joez-ef “Sweet guy, always ready for an outing and to lend a helping hand, always smartly dressed, subway meals are his staple food.” - Teeny


Name:Sreejith Nickname:Jithu Email:sreejithpmenon@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? when i'm 43 years old? that's beyond prediction... A few words to describe yourself… decent, teetotaler, hardworking, dedicated, given to lying. Honestly, i love to read, try out new restaurants, sleep, and see teenpatti when drunk... My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... my bday, during rendezvous, when ppl sang "BC sutta" modified... First Crush in IIT? none so far... been very unlucky. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… i don't remember the moment that wud be my most embarassing, so the next most embarassing one would be, not being able to remember it... The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… late

night snacks

during winters, afternoons

and evenings

in sda, bday

celebrations, sarsi, the 2-year long vacation, online quizzes... the list is unending... One thing I‟d like to change about IITD bring back the nesci... Kaash aisa ho pata….. ki ham sab har saal milte rahe, aur dilli me baraf gire!!! Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials:


“JITHU ! ...One of the first few people i met when i came to delhi n somehow we clicked ..someone i could relate to easily. been my partner for all my eat outs.. bears my nonsense :) and gives me a lot of nonsense too .... made my 2 years here worthwhile with his gyaan :P” – Dinesh “Wiki' as we call him, is one of the sweetest chaps you can find. Brainy, talented, cracks the worst pjs.” - Teeny


Name:Sunny Kapoor Nickname:Sunny Email:sunny.kapoor@dmsiitd.org Hostel:ARRA Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? spending

my

life

with

a

beautiful

wife.....on

a

small

town

hill

station....relaxing....and just listening to music... A few words to describe yourself… the only few words than can describe me....i m everything.... My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... the day I got to listen to vinayshil gautam..... what an orator... but thats it...nothing more First Crush in IIT? sure..... very few options to choose from .... i ll say the not a crush but the best option wud be Kanika T Bhal. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… shaggy getting naughty in front of ARRA guys The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… the examination and level oh Hi fi cheating done... One thing I‟d like to change about IITD no term paper Kaash aisa ho pata….. sex ratio 3:5 = males: females Any DMS experience that you want to share? the classes of Prof PK Jain............ such a humble person..... I think everyone shud experience his lecture at least once in his lifetime.......


Testimonials: “The most fun loving guy i have seen....despite being a topper he never compromises on the fun part. he is a friend who stands by your side and won't let you down. Would miss his weird expressions and grandiose statements.....” – Abhinay “He is the most energetic guy I have ever met. Has unlimited energy to do almost everything. His enthusiasm and energy is infectious and the reason behind NinePointSomeone's success. Effective to the core and can complete any assigned task. Very generous and caring.Always ready for a chai and bakchodi sessions. Slightly pricky in nature and has a weird sense of humour. Wish you all the best in your professional life as well as love life ;) “ - Gujju


Name:Tanmay Srivastava Nickname:Bawaal Email:tanmay.srivastava06@gmail.com Hostel:Satpura Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Same person, but will be having more responsibility..as you know. A few words to describe yourself… Let me describe myself, but will tell positive ....nobody say negative about himself, so better judge yourself. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... The first day...in IIT D....was excited... First Crush in IIT? N/A Most embarrassing moment in IITD… N/A The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Late Night Library One thing I‟d like to change about IITD All MBA guys should be in one hostel... Kaash aisa ho pata….. Kaash.....I can move 2 year back, as I feel there are lot many thing missed by me...:) Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “Bawaal is known among us as a true fighter, hardworking, intelligent person.I will remember his witty description of any good looking girl as Bawaal. He has friends in almost every company that shows his networking skills and describes


him as person who cares about relationships. I wish you all the best for future endeavors and achieve what u dream for.” - Kapil

“Someone who is very synonymous with “Hard working" guy....Never say die attitude...He has always been inspiration for me because of his dedication towards his responsibilities...In short this "Bawaal guy" is indefatigable...Hope his two years long search of getting a good girl gets over soon!!!!!!“-Arun


Name:Tina Nickname:Teeny Email:sophietina@gmail.com Hostel:New Kailash Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? As an entrepreneur or a full-fledged writer :), leading a happy life A few words to describe yourself… Cheerful, amiable, crazy (though unknown to most people) and one of the first to leave exam halls and the last to enter a class! My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Many! Staying awake the whole night and sharing spooky stories, scuttling around taking crazy pictures one rainy day, the eleventh hour scm/ops study sessions, the evening we went for 'bowling' and 'snooker', the basketball matches at midnight (where I was mostly an onlooker), the many b'days and so on... First Crush in IIT? None Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Mnay but can't recall anything particular The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… All my weird but wonderful friends, the endless arguments at the cafes in SDA, the campus strolls at night,badminton sessions after midnight, the freedom! One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Nothing Kaash aisa ho pata….. Class trips, DMS cultural nites... Any DMS experience that you want to share?


The Spornado basketball final! We won the first prize (though technically we played just one match!). We had loads of fun at Rourkee. We went for long walks through the campus, dribbling the ball, taking pictures and poking fun at each other. We played basketball, tennis, badminton and so many games but fooseball turned out to be the best!The coaching sessions under Joseph, Dinesh and Sreejith were hilarious.We cheered for the guys during their matches (and lotsa sledging too). Testimonials: “Ducky dearest ... One of the most flexible persons I have ever seen. "Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos." Teeny sticks to every word of this. A great confidante who you can be sure to be with you at the very minute you want her. You can bet on her to do the most out of the world things one after the other ... She rocks !!!� - Aish Having studied with her during 11th and 12th class, I have seen Tina evolve from a Neanderthal to a Homo Sapien. :) The first things that strikes you about Tina is her calm demeanor and humane nature. Her ability to understand any situation quickly and complete reading a 3 page document in less than a minute has always amazed me. She was the main'stay' of the DMS girls basketball team. And when i say stay, i mean stay. She never moved an inch on court and stayed rooted to a position. But her defensive abilities are solid (without doubt). Her blogs are famous for having coined terms like sophisticated stereotypes (SS) and its variants. But I always had to read her blogs with the help of a thesaurus. She strongly believes that simple words are for retards like me. Her ducky walk, which was a rage in school and college, did not find many fans here in DMS. Maybe it has lost its charm due to her excessive exposure to sports like basky, badi, football, tennis etc. People have to put in a lot of effort to contact her as her 'phone', 'lapi' and 'limbs' are perennially under repair. A lover of dip tea from the nescafe on campus, she is also known to conveniently sleep off in her room, when there is an exam or important class to attend. But the phone and lapi problem mentioned earlier doesnt desist her from asking why we did not wake her up. We share a huge common set of likes and dislikes. Never met someone who is just like me in so many respects. Overall she is a very close friend, has the highest fan following in DMS and a very genuine person. Afterall a carbon copy of me cant be that bad...- Joseph


Name:Umang Jain Nickname:UJ Email:jainumang2002@gmail.com Hostel:Aravali Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Optimistic: Retired and chilling out (yes! 20-25 years down the line). Pessimistic: Slogging it out in IT doing project management/consulting/pre-sales (by whatever name you call it, its all the same in IT). A few words to describe yourself… I am someone you would never find in the library or RR studying hard to crack CFA, not on the sports field playing anything, not always in the classes working my way towards 100% attendance. But you would most probably find me in front of my laptop watching a movie to complete my tally of IMDB top 250 movies (475 movies in 3 1/2 yrs is not a bad number) or surfing the net digging out information and knowledge. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... When my name was announced in the list of selected candidates for Infosys. First Crush in IIT? Meenal, btech student who used to come for quants class. Most embarrassing moment in IITD… HC giving me his gyaan on presentation skills in front of the whole class. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… The carefree hostel life. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD The process of getting permission from anybody and everybody for the smallest of things. Kaash aisa ho pata…..


ki hum iit mein 4 saal ki mba (read aish) karte aur double salary ki placement uthate. Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials: “UJ....datss not easy 4 me 2 pen down on sumthng n dat too 4 a person is weirdo...still there were sumthing left 4 dis person dat m back 4....This person is one of my closest frnds at DMS...he is a true genius at Quants and Quizzing....Batch mates lovingly call him Mango, mangu...But this person is a real gem and a true frnd whom u can trust til ur last breath...a person who is very intelligent bt very lazy to work, always try to postpone the things for the last moment....but still manages to finsh it off in a gr8 fashion. he is a die hard fan of hollywood movies and google...ask to search him anything nd he wil definetly give u d most relevant searches...al in al dis guy is really a gud person at heart always ready to stand by ur side....” - Tattu “Call him "Mango", "Mangu" ,"Mongoose" or "Googlu" its the same. One guy who'll have solutions to all your problems...in case he doesn't have it...he has this 24*7 GPRS in his phone. An avid quizzer who'll ask you the most pathetic questions(e.g. He'll show u a pic and ask who's this) and when u can't answer it he'll say "Tujhe ye nahin pata"....she 's the daughter of Bill Gates' sister's brother in law. A very helpful guy.Proud member of 'Ara Teen Patti Club'.” - Ashu


Name:Varun Mehrotra Nickname:Biker Email:mail.varunmehrotra@gmail.com Hostel:Jwala Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Successful in both professional & personal life. A few words to describe yourself… Lazy and loving what life has to offer every day. My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... All moments. Sitting in first class together, hanging out with friends, drinking, giving presentations, watching presentations... First Crush in IIT? ha ha... Sadly not a single one in campus Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Presentation day, when i confused whether my laptop or class computer was connected to the projector. The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… The vella time, classes, friends, the environment, hostel life, leg pulling,GD sessions, professors, pk jain especially. One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Nothing, tailor made course for having all the free time in life Kaash aisa ho pata….. Could have got placed in a better company had i just practiced those damn HR questions well. Any DMS experience that you want to share? Testimonials:


“This guy is an A**HOLE....but I still enjoy his company.....He is a living example of stupidity...his actions are bizarre and always put you in a spot, but his stupidity always finds a way out.I will cherish every moment spend with him throughout my life.” - Harpal

“He is one in a million...a legend of the batch for his innummerable 'hits', this guy is the king of jugaad, his brain only works that way.You can be sure that if you are in his company, its gonna be pure unadulterated entertainment for you whether he tells a security guard that since he is not riding a bike, it is a cycle and he should be allowed to take it inside campus where it is banned to do so or he tries to convince you to take him in your project group and that he is gonna work really hard on the project and ofcourse his trademark "aisa hota hoyyega'. A very good guy at heart and always a sport for anything anytime.A very good friend and one of the persons who noone in the batch will ever forget for both good or bad reasons.Biker,bald and beautiful,you rock man!” - Anubhav


Name:Vipul Arora Nickname:Vips Email:vipularora.16@gmail.com Hostel:Jwalamukhi Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? Giving the same shitty gyaan but at a bigger platform A few words to describe yourself… Witty and Humorous My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Birthday Parties at Uth Cafe and bumps to everyone First Crush in IIT? She was everyone's crush in first semester, yes boss I am talking about Bhawna Kohli!! Most embarrassing moment in IITD… I can't recall any as such The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Last bench of classroom, attending calls in middle of class, Lounge, DMS Roof, night long Placecom selection interview, Hostel Bakar and so many more things One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Daalchand, Brijender, Tarzon, Librarian Kaash aisa ho pata….. 1. Kwatra top kar pata 2. Baweja ki age kam ho jati 3. Batch mae achi ladkiya aati 4. Luthra tension na laeta


5. Marwah actual mae discount dilvata 6. DMS mae koi Training & Placement cell ban pata 7. S K Jain HOD ban pata

Any DMS experience that you want to share? This is a trade secret which was never revealed to class but now I guess this is the right time to do so. When we went to Patnitop trip in January this year, we booked a double room set for 8 people in a hotel. This double room set had one toilet. Within 20 minutes of our check in our placecom cordi Manish Baweja went for hagga, after finishing his task a foul smell of his stool started spreading in the room and within 20 minutes it was so daunting that Amy fell sick and we had to vacate that room immediately. It took almost 50 days for Amy to get cured from this weird disease, no doctor no test could locate any reason for it. Even for remaining 6 of us, it was a near death experience. Testimonials: “Undoubtedly the True “ Kamina “ of the batch. No competition on that front to him. This living being is found to be romantically Hyperactive in the season of monsoon (July-September). He is constantly planning wicked tricks every time and didn‟t let his victim get an idea about that. His team with mamaji aakash is a deadly combination and I am also one of the victims. You can‟t judge his plans and pranks looking at his face or expressions. So,my suggestion is „Beware of him‟ – Kwatra Active in the months of Aug-Sept. Rest 10 months he spends planning for Aug- Sept. A master at gossip. I have often been at the recieving end of his gossips and tricks & plots. He is my professor in the true sense of the word. He is the one who teaches me, buys all notes and books for me. More than him I use all his notes,books,press, soap, deo etc... A very romantic guy who thinks he looks the best but ask Deepu what his face looks like. – Recriwal


Name:Viral Gandhi Nickname:No nicknames please.. I luv my name :) Email:viral.dg@gmail.com Hostel:The Zanskar !! Most rocking hostel :) Where do you see yourself 20 years down the line? A picture on the cover-page of Forbes Magazine in the list of Worlds top CEOs :) :) A few words to describe yourself… Nuts ! Insane ! Maverick ! True Gujju ! Food Maniac ! Laziness Personified ! My most cherished moment in DMS, IITD... Time spent wid frndz and d two job offers !!!! First Crush in IIT? I m still wondering if there are gurls in IIT !! I was CRUSHED d moment I entered IIT :) Most embarrassing moment in IITD… Wen I realized dat dis place is not for me !! ( First Placecom meeting) The thing I‟ll miss most about IITD… Dada, Kshitij, Panky, Ammy, Ravi and all my other friends ! Bunking classes ! Food at JNU wid so much of greenery around !! Rendezvous & ODC :P :P Both serves same purpose :)

One thing I‟d like to change about IITD Someone please allow BIKES inside the campus ! Kaash aisa ho pata…..


Ki NON-ENGINEER gurls ka DMS mein 50 % quota hota, Aur Zanskar ke first two floors par Miranda House ka hostel hota ;) Any DMS experience that you want to share? Frankly, I never liked dis place.. It started off very badly and but all is well that ends well... and I am sincerely hoping that ALL ENDS WELL :) :) :) Testimonials: “I know this guy even before joining DMS… We used to talk a lot at that time… No doubt he is one of my best friends now… and an asset to me…. I have always found him very much confident and straight forward… At the same time very much sentimental and down to earth… The most important part of him is that he is very much helpful and always stands with his friends…. No one can expect any one else to travel 2000 kms just for a friend within 2 days… well that is him- totally different… Everyone knows he always left his mark wherever he goes in all cases :):)… Most of the time busy chatting and talking to girls….never tried to do the actual count of them… it was very difficult to do so…. Still I think it is much more than anyone can guess… Will miss u always… always feel proud to have you as a friend “ – Dada “Viral is an extrovert person. He makes friends very easily. Lot of people call him database as he has all the information about all gals around. That was the fun part. On a more serious side, He is a true friend. He stands by your side in difficulties. He is a fun loving guy, who never takes tension.” – Hardik

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