at the capulets mansion somewhere along sixth avenue
i've booked 50 taxis to get you home on your wobbly legs
my friends, a great night of fun! no one goes home till they're dead drunk!
wah some hell of a party eh benvolio. THe capulets sure know how to throw a party
wah so many people
ha! you two have fun... i'll be around here
woohoo! so many hot babes man
she's so beautiful
omg, my heart.. it goes weak at the sight of her
i think i love her
don't talk so cheem, my simple brain cannot take it
oh lovely lady, you are like a goddess to me
you are my religion and i am your devotee
hi i just wanna say you are so hot and you turn me on
do you wanna go somewhere
you too... you are the most yandao in the party
uncle i think i saw romeo just now... let me get rid of him
relax... forget about romeo. don't spoil the party for goodness sake
i wanna KILL HIM! back off that idea before i lock you in the basement
tybalt takes his leave
besides, i think he is a goodly gentlemen
shit the kiss so shiok, why must stop now?
in case you didn't know, you just made out with juliet capulet
man... bye darling
nurse could you find out for me who was that young man just now?
he was someone you should not have kissed...
wah lan eh... why i so suay
he is romeo montague... find someone else my dear juliet vows that she will die unwed if she does not
after the party...
oh romeo... why must you be a montague
Should i kaypoh more, or talk now?
Haiii.... What's a Montague? Also not a hand, a foot, an arm of any part of a man loh! Throw away your name and i will give you me in exchange
ONZ! bond.. call me james bond!
How did you get here?
Aren't you romeo?
Well, sorta. no, call me bond, james bond
Ha! i have wings of love ay!
" FAP FAP FAP "
[sings].. "i sweearr... by the moon and stars and the sky..." No, don't swear by the moon. i don't like, sometimes big, sometimes small
don't swear lah. so lame can... this is too fast, and errr, goodbye!
huh... then swear using what?
goodbye? you're leaving me high & dry
high and dry...
then what you want? don't be pussy, faster say lah!
hmm, erm... i want us to soompah our love
Walao, anticlimax. wait ah... nurse calling,
wah, this is machiam strike TOTO. too good to be real lah!
on the streets of ang mo kio
Whoa... So many capulets... lets go home bro
WHere is romeo... i'm gonna get him
WHy? i'm not scared of them leh...
tybalt Don't know, don't care. But if you want to fight... i'm game
Hahaha. what a joke...
You know, i find it really distasteful to slaughter pigs on the streets
@*#& bring it on if you've got the ballS!
mai lai la bro... too many people here, pointless getting into trouble
Let them see, i don't care!
Romeo! i challenge you on a 1on-1!
enters romeo... ROMEO you pussy! you make me sick!
but.. but.. i don't wanna fight you... you're my bro leh
die tybalt! today you meet your maker!
YOur aiming sucks! EAT THIS mercutio! DI T E HA YBA HA LT! HA HH A
May you find peace in heaven
OH MY GOD! mercutio!
tybalt makes his escape SHit... i'm so sorry mercutio someone call 995
@$#* Screw you capulets, montagues... you too!
juliet it's all your fault! you made me a wimp!
i think i sure die already...
tybalt! i will avenge my kaki...
don't kill me please!
oh shit! what have i done?!
romeo soon flees ang mo kio
romeo gets banished to hong kong
ROMEO... Singapore disowns you! you're banished! now scram!!
romeo on board plane to hong kong
juliet hears of the news and drops romeo an sms
juliet heads to hong kong to find romeo
romeo hears of the plane crash just before he leaves his house
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romeo darling, I'M heading to HONG KONG to find you.. I'M ON FLIGHT SQ5528 come over! pick me up at the airport! *MUACKS*
saddened by the news, romeo attempts to take his life
even though we're not born on the same year, same month nor same day, but we can die together on the same year, same month and same day...
i'll see you in heaven my dear... i'll always love you romeo was rushed to queen elizabeth hospital after some magic.. ROMEO!
juliet... you're alive?!
a year later...