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memories

We’ve all got those , and embarrassing photos to match! Design Design pairs up with our friends MikWright to give you , irreverent, and relevant humor.

funny

Greeting Cards • Paper Tableware • Gift Packaging • Cake Candles • Cocktailing • Stationery Gifts


pant-wetting

For over two decades MikWright has been the industry leader in vintage family photo humor. Design Design has teamed up with the folks over at MikWright to offer a sassed-up, fancy-pants version of MikWright’s award winning humor. 2


$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

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General & Her Birthday

100-14910 Retail $3.75 to my local wine shop. happy birthday.

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-14913 Retail $3.75 to blow out the candles. happy birthday.

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100-14916 Retail $3.75 to your youth! happy birthday.

100-14909 Retail $3.75 to get laid. happy birthday.

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100-14912 Retail $3.75 i ripped one. happy birthday.

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit Retail $3.75

100-14920 Retail $3.75 of using a discount sperm bank. happy birthday.

Retail $3.75

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100-14914 Retail $3.75 a trip to the liquor store. happy birthday.

100-14915 Retail $3.75 sums up your youth... happy birthday.

100-14911 happy birthday.

100-14917 that gives me a hangover. happy birthday. $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

100-14918 Retail $3.75 it’s gonna shrink up to nothin’. happy birthday. $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

100-14919 Retail $3.75 is a good bowel movement.

100-14921 Retail $3.75 is that I’m running low on vodka. happy birthday. $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

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100-14922 Retail $3.75 who are you and why am I here? happy birthday.

100-14908 Retail $3.75 like you never drank dinner? happy birthday. General & Her Birthday • 3


• General & Her Birthday

100-14894 happy birthday.

Retail $3.75

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-14893 happy birthday.

Retail $3.75

100-14896 happy birthday.

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100-14892 or alone. happy birthday

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100-14900 Retail $3.75 will you be checking today? happy birthday.

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100-14897 and hurry! happy birthday.

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100-14898 Retail $3.75 you’re one of my favorite people. happy birthday. $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

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100-14904 Retail $3.75 if i knew who you were. happy birthday.

100-14901 Retail $3.75 still match the drapes? happy birthday.

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100-14902 Retail $3.75 after I hose her down. happy birthday.

100-14899 Retail $3.75 at their own farts. happy birthday.

100-14895 happy birthday.

100-14905 Retail $3.75 wanna be just like you. happy birthday.

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-14903 Retail $3.75 permanent. happy birthday.

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100-14906 Retail $3.75 and i’m stuck to the naugahyde. happy birthday.

100-14907 Retail $3.75 as trashy does. happy birthday.


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100-14880 Retail $3.75 for a hard-bodied, tight-assed stripper? happy birthday.

100-14877 Retail $3.75 you’re just dizzy. happy birthday.

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100-14884 Retail $3.75 it was now. happy birthday.

100-14881 Retail $3.75 you’ve got a ticket to ride! happy birthday.

$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-14878 happy birthday.

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100-14882 right here. happy birthday.

100-14888 Retail $3.75 in a double bed. happy birthday

100-14885 Retail $3.75 it’s only kinky the first few times. happy birthday.

100-14886 Retail $3.75 in dog years you’d be dead. happy birthday.

100-14883 Retail $3.75 and lower your expectations. happy birthday.

100-14879 Retail $3.75 your family frequent flyer status shirtless nordic yardman happy birthday.

100-14889 Retail $3.75 i’ve decided to just laugh my ass off. happy birthday

Retail $3.75

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100-14887 Retail $3.75 showing off his wiener again. happy birthday.

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100-14890 happy birthday

Retail $3.75

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100-14891 happy birthday

100-14876 WHORE

Retail $3.75

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• General & Her Birthday

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100-14868 Retail $3.75 and then other days it’s nice to just relax and have a cocktail. happy birthday.

100-14864 Retail $3.75 oh yeah, to fart. happy birthday.

100-14861 Retail $3.75 (and you know what they say) happy birthday.

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100-14865 Retail $3.75 hell, i’d pay to be fondled. happy birthday.

Retail $3.75

100-14862 Retail $3.75 i call it a hobby. happy birthday.

100-14872 happy birthday.

Retail $3.75

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100-14866

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100-14869 happy birthday.

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100-14870 Retail $3.75 do you own a mirror? happy birthday.

100-14867 Retail $3.75 or anything else you have to say. happy birthday.

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-14871 Retail $3.75 is the early bird special. happy birthday.

100-14863 Retail $3.75 it’s not just for breakfast anymore. happy birthday.

100-14873 Retail $3.75 bat-shit crazy. happy birthday.

100-14874 Retail $3.75 what were you doing in my mirror? happy birthday.

Retail $3.75

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100-14875 happy birthday.

100-14860 happy birthday.

Retail $3.75


100-14853 Retail $3.75 now i’m constipated. happy birthday.

Retail $3.75

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100-14856 Retail $3.75 you’re sober. happy birthday.

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100-14857 happy birthday.

$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-14854 happy birthday.

100-14852 Retail $3.75 down there. happy birthday.

Greeting Card Key $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

Retail $3.75

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100-14855 happy birthday.

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100-14858 Retail $3.75 and a lime and a shot of tequila. happy birthday. $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

100-14859 Retail $3.75 and was a queen. happy birthday.

Wholesale price each and per unit (6 cards)

UPC 100-14851 (but not by much) happy birthday.

Retail $3.75

100-14850 Retail $3.75 you don’t look a day over whatever age you’re claiming to be! $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

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100-14922 Retail $3.75 Who are you and why am I here? happy birthday.

Retail price per card

All counter cards are 5 x 7 inches. All Everyday cards are sold in units of 6 unless otherwise noted, include envelopes, and are prepriced with retail values. All prices in this catalog are listed in U.S. dollars at wholesale and retail pricing. 100-14849 Retail $3.75 bitch for life. happy birthday.

100-14848 happy birthday.

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Retail $3.75

*Original photo-applied greeting cards available via MikWright

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Just for Fun

8 • General & Her Birthday, Just for Fun

100-21571 nonstop to hell?

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-21572 Retail $3.75 she was wearing entirely too much animal print and blue eye shadow.

100-21573 a shoulder to drink on.

100-21574 Retail $3.75 my ass is out of here. buh-bye.

100-21575 Retail $3.75 i’d throw on a tube top and stroll down to watch some varsity soccer practice.

Retail $3.75

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100-21577 to raise a village.

100-21578 Retail $3.75 she goes into “full-on-bitch” mode. $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

100-21576 it’s mommy calling.

100-21579 Retail $3.75 i’ve got half a dozen well-dressed men drinking cosmos and screaming “hey girl!”

100-21581 Retail $3.75 and no salt on my margaritas.

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100-21580 should i have a cocktail?

100-21582 Retail $3.75 earl should have married his other cousin.

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100-21583 Retail $3.75 give me back my deviled egg carrier.

100-21570 Retail $3.75 your home could use a homo.

100-21569 Retail $3.75 the bitch claimed she got nine.


Retail $3.75

100-21558 WTF?

Retail $3.75

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-21561 iRepeat.

Retail $3.75

100-21557 outfits alienate.

Retail $3.75

100-21554 Retail $3.75 those cocktails aren’t gonna refill themselves.

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-21555 Retail $3.75 there’s not a single thing about him that doesn’t piss me off!

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit Retail $3.75

100-21565 Retail $3.75 finally got her medical marijuana card?

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-21556 i already marked that spot.

100-21562 i’ve become my mother.

$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-21559 doubtful.

100-21560 Retail $3.75 telling your husband is exhausting.

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100-21563 Retail $3.75 i’m looking for a problem to drink about.

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100-21564 i “am” a bitch.

100-21566 (for real) $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

100-21567 Retail $3.75 not to use it in the bathtub.

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-21568 Retail $3.75 we haven’t seen a crow since.

100-21553 Retail $3.75 “if you can’t lose it, decorate it.”

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100-21542 no.

Retail $3.75

100-21539 what’s above the neck.

Retail $3.75

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100-21549 Retail $3.75 i can’t have anything nice with you kids.

$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-21546 just right.

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100-21545 Retail $3.75 i find everyone equally annoying.

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100-21538 Retail $3.75 please let this guy be my ob/gyn.

100-21537 straight to time out.

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100-21541 say no more. $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

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100-21543 Retail $3.75 sometimes i appreciate a small dingy. $1.875 ea • $11.25/unit

100-21540 Retail $3.75 one picked left and the other picked right.

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100-21547 i get both nipples?

100-21544 Retail $3.75 it’s the shit that comes out of her closet.

100-21550 love hurts.

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100-21551 Retail $3.75 only to observe and pass judgement.

100-21548 Retail $3.75 i wrote the number on the matchbook next to the cigarettes.

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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-21552 Retail $3.75 i didn’t even know he owned a lizard.


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$1.875 ea • $11.25/unit 100-21536 Retail $3.75 with weekends and holidays off.

100-21535 mama’s half buzzed.

Retail $3.75

72-Pocket Sandwich Top Spinner 949-06135 72-Pocket Greeting Card Spinner

Wood base and top with clear acetate pockets. The spinner has 9 columns, each column has 8 pockets. 19" dia base, 72" H • Signage and casters included • Display Only: $375.00 • Approximate product fill is $810.00 Display drop ships from manufacturer, plan for additional 2-3 days shipping Offset credit available $187.50

979-07126 10 x 7" MikWright Display Sign For displays featuring an assortment of MikWright products.

949-06329 H-Clip Sign Holder

Plastic clip for attaching sign to display, must order 2 per sign 800.334.3348 • www.designdesign.us

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Humor Cocktail Napkins When drink time rolls around, a friend, a joke, and a few sips are all it takes to get the party started. 25 x 25cm

12 pkgs/unit: $33.00 per unit • $2.75 ea • SRP $5.50

624-06952

624-06951

624-06950

624-06949

624-06441

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624-04198

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624-03496

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• Cocktail Napkins


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624-01392

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Beverage Napkin Display 949-51499 Napkin Display - Green

Green corrugated. Counter placement. Display only. Holds 12 designs (4 per design). 21 x 14 x 7" • Display Only: $12.00 • Product fill as shown: $396.00 • Signage must be ordered separately (no additional cost) • Offset credit available: N/A 624-00792

624-00628

979-07126 10 x 7" MikWright Display Sign For displays featuring an assortment of MikWright products.

949-06329 H-Clip Sign Holder

Plastic clip for attaching sign to display, must order 2 per sign

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Bottle Stopper Our bottle stoppers are the

Bottle Bag Actual Size

4 3⁄4 x 13 7⁄ 8 x 3 7⁄ 8 "

icing on the cake, and they round out our complete 223-06129 $1.975 ea (Retail $3.95) 6 bags/unit: $11.85

line of cocktailing accents. Metal and rubber stopper. 4 x 13⁄8" • Gift box 6 stoppers/unit: $17.85 per unit $2.975 • SRP:$5.95

737-01392 Drinks well with others.

Shopping List Pads Whatever your list, we have a list pad for every mood. Each shopping list pad has a durable strip magnet secured on the back. 3 1⁄2 x 8 1⁄2" • 75 sheets/pad 6 pieces per unit: $17.85 $2.975 each • SRP: $5.95

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• Bottle Stopper, Bottle Bag, Shopping List Pads

413-06973

413-06441

iCook. iClean. iBitch. iMoan. iDrink. iRepeat

do i look like i’m interested in organizing a cookie exchange? flavored vodka shots maybe, but cookies? ... doubtful.


Rectangular Magnets

Actual Size

Each of our durable magnets is made of metal, wrapped with printed laminated paper and backed by a strong, full-size magnet. 3 x 2" • 3 pieces per unit: $5.925 • $1.975 each • SRP: $3.95

416-06440

416-06309

416-06129

416-02773

416-06441

Square Magnets

Actual Size

Each of our durable magnets is made of metal, wrapped with printed laminated paper and backed by a strong, full-size magnet. 2 1⁄2 x 2 1⁄2" • 3 pieces per unit: $5.925 • $1.975 each • SRP: $3.95

417-01396

417-02593

417-04060

417-01984

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417-06131

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Design Design, Inc. PO Box 2266 Grand Rapids, MI 49501 P| 800.334.3348 • F| 616.774.4020 cs@designdesign.us • www.designdesign.us

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