Derek Heaivilin A Multi Genre Research Project By: The one and only
Age: 15 Birthday: May 12, 1997 FavoriteFood: Steak Color: Green Sport: Cross Country Movie: Queen of the Damned Height: 5’10 or 5’11 Weight: 130 lbs
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Quick Summary: Just a series of words say it all ... Awesome ... Smart ... Fast ... Tall ... Somewhat Friendly ... Tired ... Funny ... Weird ... Crazy ...
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Cheaters always prosper in my book By: Derek Heaivilin
10 Quotes I Live By 1. “People sometimes sneer at those who run every day, claiming they'll go to any length to live longer. But don't think that's the reason most people run. Most runners run not because they want to live longer, but because they want to live life to the fullest. If you're going to while away the years, it's far better to live them with clear goals and fully alive then in a fog, and I believe running helps you to do that. Exerting yourself to the fullest within your individual limits: that's the essence of running, and a metaphor for life — and for me, for writing as whole. I believe many runners would agree” ― Haruki Murakami 2. “Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.” ― Haruki Murakami 3. “I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” ― Jimi Hendrix 4. “Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.” ― John Lennon 5. “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.” ― Robert Frost 6. “One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” ― Bob Marley 7. “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” ― Dr. Seuss 8. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein 9. “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.” ― Albert Einstein 10. “Everything you can imagine is real.” ― Pablo Picasso
Wanted! ! ! Dead or Alive! ! ! Age : 14 years old Height : 5’11
Weight : 130 Lbs
Derek Heaivilin : $100,000 Bounty Wanted for making fat kids cry! He only attacks on sundays and he makes fun of fat kids. He hangs out
around the ice cream shop and outside fast food restaurants such as Mc Donald’s, Burger King, and Wendy’s.
He carried around a book of fat jokes that is about 2 inches thick and has 800 pages. Beware of this felon and
get on the tread mill and lose the wait before he makes you cry! Don’t chase him he is too fast for anyone.
Especially all the fat people he makes fun.
If you have any information about the where about of this fat joker than contact the local sherif who
will most likely be at a fast food restaurant around lunch time (not to look for the felon just to eat). We only
want him dead thats all if you bring him alive than we will have to kill him and we are too fat and lazy to do
so. Just bring back his book as evidence.
! ! Haviland/Haverland Haviland / Haverland Family had two different family names at the same time period Havilands lived in Somerset and Guernsey Haverlands lived in Germany and Normandy The name Haviland was carried to England in the huge movement of people that followed the Norman Conquest of 1066. The Haviland family lived in Somerset and Guernsey. Their name, however, is a reference to the family's place of residence prior to the Norman Conquest of England in 1066, Haverland in Contantin, Normandy.
Haviland / Haverland family crest The Norman Conquest When Edward ‘the Confessor’ King of England died that initiated a period of conflict to the various claimants to his throne. The following death of Edward, Earl Harold Godwinson was elected and coronated by the English nobility, and he became known as King Harold III. The Norwegians were first to attack England, aided by Harold's own brother Tostig, Earl of Northumberland. Harald Hardrada's forces landed on the Humber river, scored a quick victory over the Mercians, and then began a march toward the city of York. Harold's forces intercepted the Norwegians at Stamford Bridge and defeated them decisively on September 25, 1066. Both Tostig and Harald Hardrada were slain in the battle. The Norman Conquest of England had profound results for the country of England. They took over some existing efficient Anglo-Saxon institutions without changing them, such as the taxation and coin systems and the organization of government into counties. The Normans also impacted many important changes. The Normans imported the Feudel System and a strong bureaucratic form of government. They built the first castles in England, reformed
! Everything that has happened with my old family led to the family i have today they all stab eachother in the back and don’t care about anyone but themselves which is how it’s always been.
monasteries, and constructed towns on the Norman model. More notably, they brought great changes. Latin was imported as the official language of government and legal matters and French became the language of the nobility. These new tongues largely supplanted the Old English language and greatly changed the way in which English people, places, and things came to be named.
The will of derek heaivilin Dieing as a young boy age 16
You can’t just fight over it and steal just like you would even if i had a written will or not. You may be my family but i would like respect as deceased. I am leaving my computer to my brother michael sense thats all he ever does anyways is play computer games. I want to be buried with my guitars and my drum sticks. I leave nothing to my dad in that he will see what he has done. If you would have done more for me as a child maybe i’d still be around. Mom i am leaving my jewelry and my Rockfest shirts so that you may remember those times ... Love you Mom. I want to leave salem all of my art in that he will follow in my footsteps with his creative mind. Thats it ... the rest i want to be burned at my funeral. At my funeral i want everyone there Heaivilin and Kretzschmir both.
Now i leave on this quote ...
“Stop the Drama”
Derek Heavilin May 12, 1997 - May 12, 2016
! Derek died today in an accident with a gun shot wound to the head from a Beretta 90. There was no suicide note left just a will. We are sure that he shot himself, but there is no way to be sure without fingerprints on the gun none at all. He was on his bed and we found him around 4:00 in the morning holding the will and his sketch book. He died as soon as the shot hit him going through his jaw up and out the top back of his head killing him instantly. We fixed as much as we could for the funeral, but we couldnâ€™t do allot.