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Lord, please make my heart as white as my coat. Please make me funny and parties Lord give me the patience to deal with whining, bitching patients. Protect me from all hepatites, HIV, whitlows, TMJ diseases, and boredom. Please give the strenght not to comtemplate suicide, for there are more boring jobs out there (and besides, recent research has found that there are more suicides among US physicians than dentists.)

Dentist's Prayer  

An obligatory prayer for long-suffering denstists.