2014 2spring issuu

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Colin Dardis | Water to Winter

Water: Dear Winter, I am calling to you to apply for the position of icicle. Winter: You realise we already have many under our employment? Water: Yes, but I figured that one more icicle will not ruin the season. Winter: What are your vitals? Water: I am tall, reasonably thin, and can hang like a prosaic Egyptian statue, arms and shoulders folded in, legs crossed at the ankles; if need be, I am willing to lose weight and be wiredrawn. I think I would be an excellent addition to your team. Winter: Promising. But what of nature?

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