A Study In Christian
Out on the pull
Preparing for the Walk of Shame
After a heavy night of shagging
Having words with James
OMG NEIL I FCKIN LUV U!1 !!!!1 !!!1 !!! XXoxoXOXOxOx
You know, I reckon I'd fuck Neil...
Just had a wank over Neil...
Trying to pull James/Joe
When James does something vaguely impressive
Showing off his specs
PEACE BITCHEZZZZZZZZ $$$$$$$$$$
Practice for the real deal
Attempting to pull on Queen's Street
Thinks he might shit himself in the library
Actually shits himself in the library
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell
Practice for Models 1
After receiving job at Models 1
New Purchase In Primark!!!11 !!! XOXOXoxoxooxoXOxo <3 (L)(L)
Before every exam
When James says something horrendous to a girl he's trying to pull
These are for your nipples darling
The sarcastic "OH, IS THAT SO??????????"
Unimpressed with something James has said
Reconsidering what James has said
I swear it wasn't me
Practice for future profile pictures
"Is he now?"
"Don't you fucking dare"
"What the fuck is this shit I'm drinking"
"Get that fucking camera out of my face"
Note: All situations, quotes and scenarios are entirely fictional, but are definitely, definitely things which can be related back to Christian in every possible fucking way.