How to throw small food items up into the air and catch them with your mouth

How to throw small food items up into the air and catch them with your mouth

By Daylen France

Introduction Have you ever been hanging out with a group of friends, just relaxing and eating snacks, then suddenly one of your freinds throw a goldfish into the air, and catches it into their mouths with little effort? Well what you witnessed then is known as an instance of TSFIUITAACTWYM. (Throwing small food items into the air and catching them with your mouth). And with these steps you’ll learn how to do it too.

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Why learn it?

Some people might look at TSFIUITAACTWYM

as a

“useless skill” but that isn’t true at all. Human beings have always been attracted to people who are skilled at random things. It makes them look cool. And the TSFIUITAACTWYM

is the

easiest way to set your status as the coolest person in the room.

And there’s good reason for this.

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Once people see someone else doing something that requires skill so easily and for no good reason, just for a moment they apply those labels such as “talented”, “cool”, and “Interesting” to you, because that’s what you are for just that one moment.

But that one moment leaves an impression, and subconciously tells people that you are talented, skilled, and probably hungry.

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Getting started Now that you know why you should learn the art of TSFIUITAACTWYM ,it’s time to teach the basics. There are 3 main steps.

Step 1: The food item you choose to catch has to be a balance of weight and size. If it’s not, it will be harder to pull off.

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General tip: Think of cashews as the ideal catching food

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Step 2: Keep your eye on the food. This one may seem obvious but it’s the most important thing to do. In order to pull off a TSFIUITAACTWYM

you need to practice keep-

ing your eye on the thrown item the whole time and practice moving your mouth towards it in midflight. The more you look at the food in the air, the better you’ll be at guessing where it will end up, (Which is hopefully your mouth)

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Step 3: Stay focused and stay relaxed. Staying focused is key when you have approximately 1.5 seconds to track down, respond to, move, catch, and eat a small flying object . It’s also important to take a breath and relax while practicing, because relaxing is a key part of not only being able to focus, but looking cool as well.

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Relax Bro!

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Warning!

The failure of you doing this trick will result in the opposite effect that it would have had if you succeeded ! Be careful and relax when you pull it off, because missing will instantly draw the attention to you and tarnish your coolness! There is a high reward when pulling off a trick like this, but that means that there’s high risk too. Use caution.

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Height Once you’ve mastered the basics, you are ready to move on to a more advanced course. Height.

The higher you throw a food item up the more attention you attract and the more impressive you will look. Of course a higher target is harder to catch which makes it tricky, however when the food is higher, you have more time to react to where it will land making it a skill worth learning.

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Challenges Performing the TSFIUITAACTWYM

attracts attention

naturally, but some times there are other TSFIUITAACTWYM

weilders who want

to battle for the attention.

These are known as challenges and the winner recieves the coolest person in the room award for a whole 5 minutes.

Battling for best TSFIUITAACTWYM

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sport that fights for glory, skill and respect.

RULES 1. Each person will take turns catching the same small food item in their mouths in progressively more impressive ways 2. That’s it You wer e

challen

I lost ...

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Trickshots If you’ve mastered the above steps then you might be ready to try the hardest and coolest form of TSFIUITAACTWYM there is. Trickshots. Tricks such as throwing the food from under your leg, from behind your back, or waiting until it almost touches the ground to catch it. Trickshots command the most respect out of any form of TSFIUITAACTWYM

there is, because those who

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the sport, whose spatial awareness is so great they can perfectly predict where and when the food will drop based off of experience alone. To get to this level you need to master the previous skills through continuous practicing your spatial awarenes, reaction time, and hand-eye coordination for months or even years, but in exchange is the power to let everyone else know that you are in fact, the coolest person in the room. So if you’ve made it this far, go get a bag of popcorn and show the world who’s boss.

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Thanks for reading!