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place in the sun that many of us now

the best months of the year in Spain

call home. MONDAY/MONTAG/LUNES

(along with September we get hot sunny days and cool evenings) and is

Planning ahead...

also the month when the tourists re-

Just one quick message to our Spanish

ally start to fill the place up and make

hosts mind you, and something I still

the Coast buzz in anticipation of the

can’t get used to after fourteen years

summer to come.

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it’s very important that you come out

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beers in the shade are the reward for

The Gran Alacant market is going to

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mean this year but it’s interestng to

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Ralph Jones takes a look at historic,

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“Get on yer bike!” by Gary Routledge www.cyclogicalcostablanca.com

Pre-Ride

Checks.

Before you jump onto your bike for a

placing take it to your local bike shop who

crack and perish very

long ride, there are a few checks that

will check it for wear .If a chain becomes

quickly and the pres-

you should make that could save you

too old and worn it may damage the rear

sure rises when it’s

embarrassment or injury.

gear cassette and you may have to replace

hot and drops

both. So ensure you look after the chain 1. Wheels

it’s

c o l d .

Grasp the top of the wheel and, pull it from

The

ideal

side to side feeling for any play. Check that

4. Brakes.

pres-

the hub axles turn freely and smoothly.

Check that the brakes are adjusted cor-

sure

Check for any loose spokes by squeezing

rectly. i.e.: The levers shouldn’t pull right

most

2 at a time. Remember that the spokes on

back to the handlebar.

tyres is 50 (3.5

the rear wheel on the cassette side will be

can be quite rapid if you use your bike on

BAR),

tighter than those on the other side. Now

hilly terrain or on poor road surfaces, so

require more pressure

spin your wheels and tighten the brakes

replace the pads if they look more than

and vary from 100 PSI (7

so as the brake blocks almost touch the

half worn. Check for any grit that may be

BAR) to 140PSI (9 BAR). You

rim. Rotate each wheel slowly – the rims

stuck in the pads and check that the fix-

will need to inflate your tyres at least once

should be true sideways to within 2mm

ing nuts are tight. Check brake cables for

per month. We check our bikes on a week-

and there should be no noticeable dips or

fraying inside the brake levers and around

ly basis using a good track pump with a

high spots.

the clamp area. If the cables are badly

pressure gauge and we put in approx 5-10

frayed then you may require to have them

PSI each time.

2. Gear Cables.

Brake pad wear

for cycle road

bikes

replaced.

For smooth shifting you need to look after

8. Speedometer.

your gear cables .Check your inner cables

5. Handlebars.

If you have a speedometer fitted check

for signs of fraying at the shifters or cable

Check that all the nuts and bolts that se-

all the contacts to make sure that it is

stops and look for any serious fraying at

cure your handlebars onto the bike are

functioning properly. A speedometer is a

the derailleur. Check the outer cables as

tight and that the bars are lined up prop-

great investment as it allows you to see

well for any signs of cracking and to make

erly, also check that you have a front and

how fast you are going and how far you

sure no sharp kinks have developed that

rear reflector and a working bell.

have travelled. Many give you your maxi-

could hamper movement. If you do come

mum speed, average speed, total distance

across any problems, and unless your gear

6. Water bottles.

travelled, total time travelled and normal-

cables have been replaced within the last

When cycling here is Spain you should en-

ly have a clock displaying the time of day

year, a new set of cables is pretty much

sure you have at least one bottle and cage

which saves you looking at your watch all

essential.

fitted to your bike two if you have space

the time.

for them and you should make sure that 3. Chain.

you fill them on every trip no matter how

Clean the chain if it looks dirty or dry- pref-

small. You need to drink a lot of water here

erably in situ with a suitable chain clean-

when cycling as it is very easy to become

er. Lubricate the complete chain and rear

de-hydrated. When stopping and leaving

gear cassette with a good quality lubricant

your bike try and leave it in the shade if

such as TF2 or GT85 both are excellent lu-

possible to stop your water from heating

bricants and contain PTFE or Teflon coating

up.

reducing the amount of dust and dirt that

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when

and lubricate regularly.

your chain may pick up, remember to wipe

7. Tyre pressure.

off any excess. If your chain is old or looks

The temperature here in Spain plays havoc

worn or if you are not sure if it requires re-

with your tyres, tyres left in the sun will


CYCLING tips advice routes

Cycle Route 1. Quesada to Guardamar marina along the River Segura.

Total Cycling time: approx 1 hour each way. Total Distance: approx 24 Kms (28Kms) Pass around them and in front of you is a lovely Spanish Tapas bar “Restaurant Nautical,” which is open all day.

Leave Quesada by the Arches, turn right and follow the road to Benijofar. In the centre of Benijofar you will come across a cobbled area where there are traffic lights. Turn right at the traffic lights and head for Rojales, once in the centre of Rojales pick up the River Segura where you can see the large working water wheel just at the main bridge, if you look into the river at this point you will see large fish feeding and turtles swimming around depending on the time of year.

After a refreshing break you can either cycle around the marina and along the sea front to the town (additional 4kms) then double back through the woods to the marina and retrace your route back to Rojales or if you feel you have went far enough just retrace your way back, this time on the opposite side of the river if you want too crossing over the first bridge that you come to, following the track all the way back to Rojales town centre, then follow the road back to Quesada via Benijofar. Summary: Very easy flat route suitable for all ages and abilities.

Once you have enjoyed the town follow the river to the edge of the Town where you will pick up a dirt track, cycle on this track all the way to Guardamar stopping on route to enjoy the breathtaking scenery. At Guardamar the track bends round to the right and you arrive at a bridge, cross the bridge and keep left, staying on the pavement, heading back towards the river and continue to cycle on the wide pavement (as it’s a one way street) until you come to where the road becomes two –way (about half way along) you will eventually come to the barriers at the marina.

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Simone Segal

With my hand on my heart, not

heard or been told, I write this article be-

so long ago, I believed that Ig-

cause I changed my thoughts some time

norance was bliss. What I didn’t

ago when the knowledge was given to

know, so I thought, could never

me, I then acted on my new way of think-

hurt me. I know now that igno-

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rance is not bliss at all; in fact, ig-

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see?

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your thoughts

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way

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day

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about

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your choice to stop.

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you shop Sometimes if you read the label they have been grown in South America.

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3. When the chicken has started to colour add chopped garlic salt and pepper and stir for a few minutes. Now add a good glass of white wine. When the wine has reduced to about half of the quantity add approx 300 ml of double cream.

you like. As I am talking about vegetables my tip this month will be on cooking vegetables. As rule of thumb vegetables that grow underground should be put into cold water and boiled. Vegetables that grow above ground should be put into boiling water. For example, to cook broccoli bring seasoned water to boil and immerse the broccoli in the water. If you are going to eat the broccoli straight away allow the water to come back to boil for a couple of minutes drain and serve. If you want to use the broccoli later or even next day plunge the broccoli into ice cold water. This will stop the cooking process and keep the broccoli nice and green.

4. By the time the cream has started to thicken the chicken should be cooked. Take out the largest piece of chicken, a small cut into the centre should show you .The pasta should also be cooked. If the sauce has reduced too much add a little more cream.

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May is the perfect time to visit Spain; the entire country has the best weather plus it normally is Madrid’s time to entertain the whole world with the initial phases of the San Isidro festival. This city remembers its patron saint with lots of live concerts followed by nights of heavy drinking in the parks. Other fiestas Spain hosts during this month include Festimad, Malaga’s Noche en Blanca, Girona Flower Festival, IPA Beer Festival, the Snail Festival, as well as the Andalusian sherry celebration.

a holiday that many people either miss out on or find out about after it has been and gone! To be found in The Barrio de la Santa Cruz which is reckoned to be the prettiest neighbourhood in town with traditional white houses stacked on top of each other, narrow streets with plenty of steps going up (and down!) and flowers everywhere (at least in Spring). It’s basically the old medieval/Arab town, on the flanks of the Castillo de Santa Barbara and leading down to the Cathedral and the Rambla (one of the main avenues, which used to be a dry riverbed). A small chapel -which legend states is built on the foundations of an old mosque- overlooks the neighbourhood, and one of the most interesting Holy Week Processions starts out from there on the Wednesday before Easter. And from May 1st to 3rd this neighbourhood (as well as many other towns in Spain and Latin America) celebrates the “Cruces de Mayo”. Music, as ever in Spanish festivals, fills the air, as does the noise of firecrackers and children playing and of course people talking. The residents

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Legend has it that this holiday is based on the search for the “True Cross” by the Byzantine Empress Helena after her son Constantine I won a allegedly impossible victory over a superior army when he had a vision of a cross in the sky and heard the words “In hoc signo vincis” (by this sign you shall conquer). After this he became the first Christian Roman emperor and declared religious tolerance (as opposed to persecution of Christians by his predecessors) throughout the Empire.

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¿qué has estado haciendo últimamente?

1 Asking how someone is Preguntando cómo está alguien ¿cómo estás?

how are you? (familiar)

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how’s it going? (informal) how are you doing?

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working a lot

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Asking about someone’s plans Preguntando sobre los planes de alguien

¿qué planes tienes para el verano?

¿qué vas a hacer en ...? Navidades Año Nuevo Semana Santa

what plans do you have for the summer? what are you doing for ...? Christmas New Year Easter

Place of work Lugar de trabajo ¿dónde trabajas? trabajo en ...

no muy bien

same as usual

how’s life?

¿cómo van las cosas? estoy bien, gracias

what have you been up to?

where do you work? I work in ...

not so well una oficina

an office

una tienda

a shop

how about you? and you? un restaurante

Asking where someone is Preguntando dónde está alguien ¿dónde estás? where are you? estoy ... I’m ... en casa at home en el trabajo at work en la ciudad in town en el campo in the countryside de tiendas at the shops en un tren on a train en la casa de Francisco at Francisco’s place

un banco una fábrica un servicio de llamadas trabajo desde casa

a restaurant a bank a factory a call centre I work from home

estoy haciendo prácticas de ... I’m training to be ... ingeniero an engineer (said by a man) ingeniera an engineer (said by a woman)

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‘Living the life’ Is it still cheaper in Spain? Can you afford to live the life in Spain?

and more, and the vast majority of it

population around you the cheaper your

Cost of living is an important considera-

well known brands from the UK where a

shopping bill gets and if you’re prepared

tion for anyone planning to live in Spain

cheaper, but just as good Spanish alter-

to take a trip to local markets you can bag

especially those looking to move on a full

native would be more than an adequate

even more bargain produce and signifi-

time basis.

substitute. The Spanish are also more

cantly reduce your costs.

Dave Bull looks into the costs of living in

likely to buy as they need and not over-

Those of us who have lived in Spain for a

both the UK and Spain and highlights just

spend.

little while manage to find a happy medi-

how expats can easily live a stress-free

It will also depend on where you live too of

um when buying our shopping and blend

and relatively less expensive life while still

course. Moving from perhaps a rural set-

our favourite products from back home

enjoying all that is best about this Euro-

ting in northern England to an apartment

with local produce. Marmite on Spanish

pean hotspot!

in, or near, a city will see your general

toast in the morning – perfect! One item

So does it still hold true that Spain is a

costs rise because cities are an expensive

that has increased relatively is the cost

cheaper place to live than the UK? To an-

place to live anywhere in the world. The

of fuel for motor vehicles has seen a rise

swer that we need to take several factors

trick is to compare like for like where pos-

that has made the price more comparable

into account, for example will you be liv-

sible, and if not be aware of increased,

with the UK – although Spain is still about

ing the same type of lifestyle when you

or maybe even decreased, expenditure –

17% cheaper overall.

start your new life in Spain? Or are you

depending on your choice of way of life

Utilities

moving abroad to retire or wind down a

in Spain.

little and perhaps get a part-time job?

The costs of services, electricity, water,

If your lifestyle is likely to be different

Find the middle ground

rates and telephones are still generally a

when you make the move it is well worth

However, none of that answer the ques-

good deal cheaper in Spain than in the

taking into account the possibility that

tion about whether Spain is a cheap place

UK, although internet is still a little more

you could have far more leisure time on

to live but to answer that we need to com-

expensive with the monopoly of Movis-

your hands and budget, if necessary, ac-

pare, to only with the United Kingdom,

tar over and a free market now operat-

cordingly.

but also with how Spain has performed

ing, competition is driving prices to the

with regards to it being economically at-

consumer down in that sector too. When

Way of life

tractive, over recent years.

taken as a whole (including bottled gas)

Another thing to have in mind is that the

There is some evidence showing that the

the cost of an average sized apartment in

Spanish do live very economically with

gap in the cost of living between Spain

Spain would be almost 40% less expen-

most meals eaten at home with family

and UK has narrowed over recent years

sive to run than a comparable one back in

and, for most, one coffee or small beer

but not by very much and when it comes

the UK – and the rubbish bins are emptied

will last at least an hour if they are out

to spending you money in the shop – un-

every day in Spain!

with friends. Most leisure time too is

less you head off with the intention of

Looking at the average cost of electricity

spent inexpensively, often walks with

buying your favourite UK brands as you

per household in the UK, which in 2012

family or just meeting up for the afore-

did back home, then of course your till

was 120 pounds, and comparing it to

mentioned beverage, but not spending

receipt is not going to offer a true reflec-

Spain which was about the same num-

much more than the loose change they

tion of the difference in costs as if you

bers but in euros shows us that with the

carry. While we, as northern Europeans,

had replaced those items with alternative

arrival of competition in the power mar-

have a tendency to spend more than we

products more common to the Spanish

kets of Spain the traditionally high cost

need – I know when my family visit for

shopper.

of electricity to the home is starting to be

a week there is always lots of items left

AS a general rule of thumb, the closer

reduced which can only be good for the

over; toothpaste, food, cartons of milk

your life is to the life of the local Spanish

consumer.

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Funnies....

On the menu

What about if you’re working?

Eating out in Spain is still very much

Wages of course will be a consideration

cheaper than back in the UK with so

and should also be taken into account if

many places vying for customers the

we are to truly compare the two coun-

competition (and therefore the quality

tries’ economies and while it still hold

too) is good for all and with a meal for

true that in Spain the average wage

two in a medium-priced restaurant work-

is still a far bit lower than that in the

ing out at around 25 euros for two peo-

UK at 1400 euros of disposable income

ple that compares very favourably but,

per month while in the UK it stands at

as I said at the start, it also depends on

around 1950 euros.

how often you go and if a weekly treat in

It should also be noted that the average

the UK turns into an almost daily event

worker in the UK needs to put in a shift

in Spain – you will be spending more.

of around 48 hours per week to attain

A menu del dia in any Spanish restau-

his income while the average Spanish

rant is pretty much a guarantee of value

working week is 39 hours – the Spanish

for money and if you shop around you

would rather earn less and have more

can often have lunch for two people and

time with the families, and that makes

you may still get change from a ten euro

for a great working philosophy.

note! So Spain really is still relatively cheap Getting around

from a cost of living point of view and

Fuel has increased in cost over recent

once compared to other western Euro-

years but still remains a good 20 cents

pean nations it is clear that by living the

less expensive than its Anglo equiva-

life that suits you, and preparing for it

lent and again one should consider how

accordingly, Spain is still an ideal des-

much we will be using a vehicle abroad

tination for not only its weather and

as often it is a lot less than back in the

healthy climate, but so you can afford

UK which when factored in with the less

to live the life you want to live in Spain

costly car tax in Spain (approximately

but without the stresses that come with

70% of the cost for a matching car be-

a high cost of living.

ing road taxed in the UK) and in-town

As I write the latest figures arrive on

parking costs roughly 50% of the price

my laptop showing the cost of living in

of parking on Britain’s cities streets it

Spain has actually come down in several

means that driving in Spain can be rel-

major sectors across the country. Some

atively inexpensive, and the roads are

tourist areas are reducing the costs of

also a lot quieter too! As a footnote I felt

items in shops to attract (and keep) the

I should mention that the public trans-

popular regions buzzing in the summer

port in Spain is relatively cheaper than

period.

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More!!

FASCINATING FACTS ABOUT... 1.The name Spain diverged from the

18. Juan Mica claims that his family were

which he does left-handed.

word Ispania, which means the land of

the first to invent the drink, called Nuez

33. Nadal was featured in Shakira’s mu-

rabbits.

de Kola Coca’, which he then took to the

sic video “Gypsy”

2. Spain has over 8000 km of beaches.

US and sold the recipe.

34. Nadal’s favorite movies are Titanic

3. There is no tooth fairy in Spain but rather a tooth mouse called Ratoncito

and The Gladiator.

FAMOUS (AND SEXY) SPANIARDS:

Perez.

(Yes, there are a lot of Nadal facts – but really, who can complain?)

4. They have highest number of bars out

19. The tennis player Rafael Nadal first

of all the countries in the EU.

picked up a racket at the age of 3.

5. Barcelona’s city hall provided 1 million

20. There’s a Facebook group called “I

euro to fund the movie Vicky Cristina

worship Rafael nadal’s biceps”

35. Spanish is the second most spoken

Barcelona.

21. Nadal originally showed promise as

language in the world.

6. Christopher Columbus (the famous

a soccer player but gave it up at 12 to

36. There are 329 million native Spanish

explorer) is Spanish, but they have no

focus on tennis

speakers in the world.

idea where he was buried.

22. In 2003, a newly discovered asteroid

37. Spanish is spoken in 44 countries

7. Spain has the lowest population densi-

belt was named 128036 Rafaelnadal, in

(with at least 3 million native speakers

ty in western Europe (excluding Scandi-

his honor.

in each).

navia)

23. Javier Bardem was the first Spanish

38. After Latin, the language that has the

8. Spaniards are famous for their con-

actor to win an Oscar.

largest influence in Spanish is Arabic.

tributes to art, with famous Spanish

24. Penelope Cruz was the first Spanish

39. Spanish is expected to be the first

artists including Dali, Picasso, gaudi, el

actor to win an Oscar for best supporting

language of 50% of the population of the

Greco, and Goya

actress for Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

United States within 50 years.

9. Spain was not part of the first or sec-

25. Cruz and Bardem got married in

40. Spanish is the most popular foreign

ond world war.

2010 and have a son named Leo.

language to learn in America and Europe.

10. 40% of Spanish people between 17-

26. Many of the paintings by the Cata-

41. Approximately 100 million people

24 smoke.

lan artist augsti pugi appeared in Vicky

speak Spanish as a second language.

11. Spain is the country closest to Africa.

Cristina Barcelona.

42. There are two types of Spanish –

12. Spain produces 44% of the world’s

27. Enrique Iglesias is half Filipino, half

European Spanish and Latin American

olive oil.

Spanish.

Spanish.

13. Spaniards own more cars than cell

28. Enrique’s favorite movie is Raiders of

43. There are more native Spanish

phones.

the Lost Ark.

speakers than English.

14. Over 98% of the population used to

29. Antonio Banderas was a soccer play-

44. The Spanish language began on the

be roman catholic… presently it is around

er until he broke his foot at the age of 14

Iberian Peninsula, consisting of Spain,

76%

and instead became a famous movie star

Portugal, Andorra and Gibraltar.

15. The Spaniards aren’t known for very

(not a bad alternative)

45. Every hour of every day over three

many inventions…but they did invent the

30. Also, in Spanish, Banderas means

thousand pedestrians stroll through Fon-

mop.

“flags”.

tanella-Portal del Àngel.

16. …and the beret!

31. Nadal is messy at home, and when

46. Spain is the only country in Europe

17. …and Chupa Chups! The famous

he was a teenager in Majorca, his mother

that produces bananas.

lollipops that line cash registers across

used to complain about his room.

47. Spain is the only country that has the

the world were initially created by the

32. Nadal is naturally right-handed,

sports bull fighting counted as a sport.

Catalonian Enric Bernat in 1958.

except when it comes to playing tennis,

48. Nearly 75% of the world’s saffron

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THE LANGUAGE OF ROMANCE:


ew t UndaegreN en m Man flower is grown in Spain

rivalry stems from Franco’s dictator-

49. Tomatoes, potatoes, avocadoes,

ship; Barcelona represented an opposi-

tobacco, and cacao, were all brought to

tion to Franco while Real Madrid was a

Europe (then spread around the world)

symbol of nationalism and was favored

by the Spaniards from their American

by the regime and Franco.

colonies

60. FC Barcelona is the biggest private-

50. Spain was one of the first European

ly owned stadium in the world (seating

countries to ban smoking in workplaces

100,000 people)

and bars (2006)

61. The 1992 summer Olympics were held in Barcelona.

LOVE AND SEX:

62. Soccer is the most important sport. It’s also pretty much like a religion.

51. On May 15th all the single women

63. Real Madrid is the most popular

in Madrid visit the chapel called Ermita

club in the world with over 228 million

de San Isidro to prick their fingers with

supporters

pins and put it in a vessel, in order to

64. Real Madrid is also the richest club

find a husband.

in the world.

52. Same sex marriage has been legal in Spain since 2005.

MISCELLANEOUS FUN:

53. 90% of prostitutes in Spain are illegal immigrants.

65. The name Madrid comes from the

54. Teenagers in Spain normally start

arabic “magerit” which means ‘place of

dating in groups when they’re 14.

many streams’.

55. The divorce rate in Spain is 17%

66. Madrid enjoys more cloudless days

(relatively low compared to over 50%

than almost any other city in Europe.

in the USA).

67. The population of Madrid is just

56. In Barcelona, on St George’s Day

over 6 million…which is more than the

(23 April) it was custom to exchange a

population of some countries, such as

book and a rose with the person they

Norway, Ireland, Scotland, denmark.

loved.

68. In Ibiza, tourists spend about 1430 million euros each year.

THE BEST SPORT IN THE

69. One in every five citizens registered

WORLD…

in Ibiza lives in an isolated house in the country.

57. Club president Joan Laporta, a self-proclaimed nationalist, requires all foreign Barça players to learn Catalan. 58. Fans of FC Barcelona are known as culés, the Catalan word for ‘ass’ 59. The two most successful Spanish football teams, FC Barcelona and Real Madrid are also fierce competitors. The

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1. Stir up 2. Europe’s tallest volcano 3. Brad 4. Plans secretly 5. Faint 6. Perch 7. Not beneath 8. Arab equivalent of an arroyo 9. Surroundings 10. Euphemism for a scum bag 11. Tender 12. Quizzes 13. Eyesore 18. Maiden name users, often 22. Tai’s follower 24. Score 26. Bee bee? 27. Saigon’s adversary, once 28. Stern 29. US painter, John F. ___ 30. Trudge 31. Argentine dance 32. Lucy’s landlady 33. Irked 36. “Kate and Allie” role 39. Building material 40. Goose egg 43. Third world menace 45. Cottage styles 47. Corp. swallowed by Verizon 49. Assuage 51. Cleanse 52. ___ mater 53. Light gas? 54. Bard’s river 55. ___ dish 56. Move slowly

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