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May is, in my humble opinion, one of

place in the sun that many of us now

the best months of the year in Spain


(along with September we get hot sunny days and cool evenings) and is

Planning ahead...

also the month when the tourists re-

Just one quick message to our Spanish

ally start to fill the place up and make

hosts mind you, and something I still

the Coast buzz in anticipation of the

can’t get used to after fourteen years

summer to come.

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3.Altea/Jalon Valley - 22€ (inc Meal at Monroe’s Carvery)

Rain is not part of the plan, thank you

perienced it yourselves. What happens

very much, and anyone who hasn’t

is a Spanish friend will frantically try

turned at least a rosy shade of pink is

and get hold of you (as if you were

either a new arrival or (possibly) not

out and your house was on fire) and

getting out often know

when they do finally get you they say

who you are! There’s an abundance of

it’s very important that you come out

fiestas throughout the region in May

with all of them to dine/drink/party/

(having said that, when isn’t there

talk as is it’s a very important party/

loads of fiestas?!) worth looking at and

meal/celebration. ‘Ok’ you say, ‘when

plenty of other things to do whether

is it?’ It’s at this point they say, ‘oh,

-Market, choc factory & castle -Marketplatz, schkoladen fabrik, castle -Mercardo, fabrica chocolate, castillo (MAY: 08, 22)

that means getting your feet wet and

it’s now...’

(MAY: 08, 22)

sandy or rambling the old town of

I wish they wouldn’t keep doing that...

2. Alicante - 7€


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2. Villajoiosa/Alicante - 12€

2. Alicante - 7€


- 10€

(MAY: 02, 16, 30)

ish city come to that. Cool refreshing


beers in the shade are the reward for

The Gran Alacant market is going to

any activity carried out this month too

open in June...I’m presuming they

so if you feel the urge to see a bit of

mean this year but it’s interestng to

this lovely country be our guest!

see the town hall pointing in every other direction they can find to blame for

Ralph Jones takes a look at historic,

the delay. However, come June they

and understated, Albacete this month

will grandly and proudly stick their flag

which, being less than two hours away

in it and claim it as another job well

is an ideal location for a day out as

done - by your wonderful town hall -

Ralph says. We have more simple

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3.Caravaca/calasparras - 12€

(MAY: 09, 23)

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“Get on yer bike!” by Gary Routledge



Before you jump onto your bike for a

placing take it to your local bike shop who

crack and perish very

long ride, there are a few checks that

will check it for wear .If a chain becomes

quickly and the pres-

you should make that could save you

too old and worn it may damage the rear

sure rises when it’s

embarrassment or injury.

gear cassette and you may have to replace

hot and drops

both. So ensure you look after the chain 1. Wheels


c o l d .

Grasp the top of the wheel and, pull it from



side to side feeling for any play. Check that

4. Brakes.


the hub axles turn freely and smoothly.

Check that the brakes are adjusted cor-


Check for any loose spokes by squeezing

rectly. i.e.: The levers shouldn’t pull right


2 at a time. Remember that the spokes on

back to the handlebar.

tyres is 50 (3.5

the rear wheel on the cassette side will be

can be quite rapid if you use your bike on


tighter than those on the other side. Now

hilly terrain or on poor road surfaces, so

require more pressure

spin your wheels and tighten the brakes

replace the pads if they look more than

and vary from 100 PSI (7

so as the brake blocks almost touch the

half worn. Check for any grit that may be

BAR) to 140PSI (9 BAR). You

rim. Rotate each wheel slowly – the rims

stuck in the pads and check that the fix-

will need to inflate your tyres at least once

should be true sideways to within 2mm

ing nuts are tight. Check brake cables for

per month. We check our bikes on a week-

and there should be no noticeable dips or

fraying inside the brake levers and around

ly basis using a good track pump with a

high spots.

the clamp area. If the cables are badly

pressure gauge and we put in approx 5-10

frayed then you may require to have them

PSI each time.

2. Gear Cables.

Brake pad wear

for cycle road



For smooth shifting you need to look after

8. Speedometer.

your gear cables .Check your inner cables

5. Handlebars.

If you have a speedometer fitted check

for signs of fraying at the shifters or cable

Check that all the nuts and bolts that se-

all the contacts to make sure that it is

stops and look for any serious fraying at

cure your handlebars onto the bike are

functioning properly. A speedometer is a

the derailleur. Check the outer cables as

tight and that the bars are lined up prop-

great investment as it allows you to see

well for any signs of cracking and to make

erly, also check that you have a front and

how fast you are going and how far you

sure no sharp kinks have developed that

rear reflector and a working bell.

have travelled. Many give you your maxi-

could hamper movement. If you do come

mum speed, average speed, total distance

across any problems, and unless your gear

6. Water bottles.

travelled, total time travelled and normal-

cables have been replaced within the last

When cycling here is Spain you should en-

ly have a clock displaying the time of day

year, a new set of cables is pretty much

sure you have at least one bottle and cage

which saves you looking at your watch all


fitted to your bike two if you have space

the time.

for them and you should make sure that 3. Chain.

you fill them on every trip no matter how

Clean the chain if it looks dirty or dry- pref-

small. You need to drink a lot of water here

erably in situ with a suitable chain clean-

when cycling as it is very easy to become

er. Lubricate the complete chain and rear

de-hydrated. When stopping and leaving

gear cassette with a good quality lubricant

your bike try and leave it in the shade if

such as TF2 or GT85 both are excellent lu-

possible to stop your water from heating

bricants and contain PTFE or Teflon coating


reducing the amount of dust and dirt that



and lubricate regularly.

your chain may pick up, remember to wipe

7. Tyre pressure.

off any excess. If your chain is old or looks

The temperature here in Spain plays havoc

worn or if you are not sure if it requires re-

with your tyres, tyres left in the sun will

CYCLING tips advice routes

Cycle Route 1. Quesada to Guardamar marina along the River Segura.

Total Cycling time: approx 1 hour each way. Total Distance: approx 24 Kms (28Kms) Pass around them and in front of you is a lovely Spanish Tapas bar “Restaurant Nautical,” which is open all day.

Leave Quesada by the Arches, turn right and follow the road to Benijofar. In the centre of Benijofar you will come across a cobbled area where there are traffic lights. Turn right at the traffic lights and head for Rojales, once in the centre of Rojales pick up the River Segura where you can see the large working water wheel just at the main bridge, if you look into the river at this point you will see large fish feeding and turtles swimming around depending on the time of year.

After a refreshing break you can either cycle around the marina and along the sea front to the town (additional 4kms) then double back through the woods to the marina and retrace your route back to Rojales or if you feel you have went far enough just retrace your way back, this time on the opposite side of the river if you want too crossing over the first bridge that you come to, following the track all the way back to Rojales town centre, then follow the road back to Quesada via Benijofar. Summary: Very easy flat route suitable for all ages and abilities.

Once you have enjoyed the town follow the river to the edge of the Town where you will pick up a dirt track, cycle on this track all the way to Guardamar stopping on route to enjoy the breathtaking scenery. At Guardamar the track bends round to the right and you arrive at a bridge, cross the bridge and keep left, staying on the pavement, heading back towards the river and continue to cycle on the wide pavement (as it’s a one way street) until you come to where the road becomes two –way (about half way along) you will eventually come to the barriers at the marina.


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Simone Segal

With my hand on my heart, not

heard or been told, I write this article be-

so long ago, I believed that Ig-

cause I changed my thoughts some time

norance was bliss. What I didn’t

ago when the knowledge was given to

know, so I thought, could never

me, I then acted on my new way of think-

hurt me. I know now that igno-

ing and changed my life, and continue to

rance is not bliss at all; in fact, ig-

change, for a better me, a better future,

norance is a killer, period.

and a better world. We Become What We Think About!

This is a world of duality; this is a world of choices to be made, and this is a world

What will you do with this knowledge? The

of knowledge, for without knowledge, you

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happiness and health depend on the choic-


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Do you know your destiny? Is it written anywhere you can

You have choice of every single thought


and memory, you can choose happiness,

No, your destiny lies in your mind

joy, sadness, sickness, guilt, love or fear,

And is solely up to you to find

you have a choice of which state to be in;

Your destiny is the creation of all

you have the choice at any given moment

your thoughts

where to place your thoughts and what ac-

What you are thinking steers your

tions to take. It is your choice to remain


exactly where you are or move on, out,

Controlling your each and every

up or sink, it’s all your choice whether you


are conscious of this fact or not. And, It is

What you think about, you bring

your choice right this moment to read this


article, or, if I am boring you it would be

It’s as simple as can be

your choice to stop.

So be careful what you think about

Glad to see you made the right choice! Ha ha! You see, your thoughts control the way you feel and act, your thoughts control and determine your life. You are in

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fact the consequences and sum total of

Best Wishes All Abroaders!

every thought you’ve ever had.

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1. Start by cooking penne pasta. I normally use a large handful of dried pasta per person. Boil the penne in seasoned water until the pasta is soft but with a slight firmness. Whilst the pasta is cooking slice half an onion and gently fry until it is starting to soften.

you shop Sometimes if you read the label they have been grown in South America.

2. Add 4 or 5 strips of chicken per person and stir.

I like my vegetables to be cooked lightly so there is still a nice crunch to them. They are also better for you. The quicker they are cooked the less goodness they lose. I do understand that this does not suit everyone. The Spanish in particular do like vegetables to be well cooked and sometimes quite oily. Quite often the vegetables used by the Spanish and some Spanish restaurants are from jars. What do you think? Do you prefer crunchy or well done vegetables? Food is very much a personal taste, and by preparing fresh food you can have the taste that

3. When the chicken has started to colour add chopped garlic salt and pepper and stir for a few minutes. Now add a good glass of white wine. When the wine has reduced to about half of the quantity add approx 300 ml of double cream.

you like. As I am talking about vegetables my tip this month will be on cooking vegetables. As rule of thumb vegetables that grow underground should be put into cold water and boiled. Vegetables that grow above ground should be put into boiling water. For example, to cook broccoli bring seasoned water to boil and immerse the broccoli in the water. If you are going to eat the broccoli straight away allow the water to come back to boil for a couple of minutes drain and serve. If you want to use the broccoli later or even next day plunge the broccoli into ice cold water. This will stop the cooking process and keep the broccoli nice and green.

4. By the time the cream has started to thicken the chicken should be cooked. Take out the largest piece of chicken, a small cut into the centre should show you .The pasta should also be cooked. If the sauce has reduced too much add a little more cream.

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5. With a slotted spoon add the pasta to the chicken mix. Add approx 3 or 4 spoons of the pasta water to the sauce followed by 2 handfuls of fresh spinach. 6. Stir until the spinach has wilted and thoroughly mixed in. The penne pollo spinachi is now ready to be served. 7. Enjoy! 11


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he purse strings too far with most places offering very good value for money. If you enjoy a bit of history the Albacete is a great place for you to go and see. This understated inland city caters for the tourist with drinks I’d never even heard of back on the coast and the people are warm and friendly as were the townsfolk in nearby town Chinchilla where we visited the castle at De Monte Aragon which made a splendid day even better! Not enough has been said or written (as far as I can discover) about either the wonderful, and historic, city of Albacete or its good looking, and very welcoming neighbour Chinchilla. My advice is to jump in the car, or the bus or even the train and make the short trip for a rewarding day out. Directions from Alicante: take the A31 junction off of the AP7 motorway when heading towards Alicante and just keep on that road (which is very good by the way) and you will pass Chinchilla on the way with Albacete just another thirty minutes further on.

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May is the perfect time to visit Spain; the entire country has the best weather plus it normally is Madrid’s time to entertain the whole world with the initial phases of the San Isidro festival. This city remembers its patron saint with lots of live concerts followed by nights of heavy drinking in the parks. Other fiestas Spain hosts during this month include Festimad, Malaga’s Noche en Blanca, Girona Flower Festival, IPA Beer Festival, the Snail Festival, as well as the Andalusian sherry celebration.

a holiday that many people either miss out on or find out about after it has been and gone! To be found in The Barrio de la Santa Cruz which is reckoned to be the prettiest neighbourhood in town with traditional white houses stacked on top of each other, narrow streets with plenty of steps going up (and down!) and flowers everywhere (at least in Spring). It’s basically the old medieval/Arab town, on the flanks of the Castillo de Santa Barbara and leading down to the Cathedral and the Rambla (one of the main avenues, which used to be a dry riverbed). A small chapel -which legend states is built on the foundations of an old mosque- overlooks the neighbourhood, and one of the most interesting Holy Week Processions starts out from there on the Wednesday before Easter. And from May 1st to 3rd this neighbourhood (as well as many other towns in Spain and Latin America) celebrates the “Cruces de Mayo”. Music, as ever in Spanish festivals, fills the air, as does the noise of firecrackers and children playing and of course people talking. The residents




with streamers and lights and flowers and set up Crosses covered with flowers.

San Isidro Madrid’s free pass to drink is normally granted in the month of May when the whole city celebrates its patron saint. During the day, the city dwellers are normally engrossed in live music concerts in city squares, which later culminate in drinking frenzies that take up all night. During this period, there is lots of bullfighting going on featuring some of the best bulls in the world. This is one of the few fiestas Spain uses to define her culture. Festimad Also held in Madrid from mid-April to the first week of May, Festimad brings together the entire city of Madrid to celebrate Spain’s alternative rock music diversity. The groups that take the stage during these two weeks of musical frenzy come from all over Spain with certain acts coming from abroad. Noche en Blanca (White Night) Malaga welcomes visitors to its night of cultural festivities. There are over 160 activities ranging from music, visual arts, street arts, and extraordinary visits planned to happen throughout the city. Past events have received as many as 200,000 visitors and it is believed this number can only grow bigger. A visit to the Costa del Sol in May is never complete without indulging in the freebies Malaga has to offer.

Legend has it that this holiday is based on the search for the “True Cross” by the Byzantine Empress Helena after her son Constantine I won a allegedly impossible victory over a superior army when he had a vision of a cross in the sky and heard the words “In hoc signo vincis” (by this sign you shall conquer). After this he became the first Christian Roman emperor and declared religious tolerance (as opposed to persecution of Christians by his predecessors) throughout the Empire.

Girona Flower Festival Girona is a town some two hours from Barcelona that literally blooms come May. This age-old tradition brings large displays of blooming flowers in every space around the streets and buildings in the town’s old section. As far as fiestas Spain go, this is the most spectacular of them all. IPA Beer Festival Spain has imported the art of brewing good quality beer from abroad; this however came with the practices of consumption as well. In mid-May, Madrid as well as other Spanish cities is just about gulping good quality beer. People conversant with the American IPA beer style will find these very familiar. Snail Festival Spain and especially Catalonia consider snails a delicacy. The snail festival is therefore the region’s way of the celebrating the culinary delights buried in mollusks. Indulging in these and then downing several glasses of sherry would be a bright way to embrace fiestas Spain offers in May.


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Asking what someone is or has been doing Preguntando qué hace alguien o qué ha estado haciendo


¿qué andas haciendo?

what are you up to?

¿qué has estado haciendo últimamente?

1 Asking how someone is Preguntando cómo está alguien ¿cómo estás?

how are you? (familiar)

¿cómo está usted?

how are you? (polite) ¿qué tal? or ¿qué tal va? how’s it going? (informal) ¿qué tal andas?

¿cómo te va?

how’s it going? (informal) how are you doing?

¿cómo te va la vida?

trabajando mucho

working a lot

estudiando mucho

studying a lot

he estado muy ocupado he estado muy ocupada

I’ve been very busy (said by a man) I’ve been very busy (said by a woman)

lo mismo de siempre or lo mismo que de costumbre no demasiado or no mucho acabo de volver justamente de ...


how’s things?

I’m fine, thanks

no me va mal, gracias not bad, thanks todo bien, gracias everything’s fine, thanks

¿y tú qué tal? ¿y tú?

not much I’ve just come back from ...

Asking about someone’s plans Preguntando sobre los planes de alguien

¿qué planes tienes para el verano?

¿qué vas a hacer en ...? Navidades Año Nuevo Semana Santa

what plans do you have for the summer? what are you doing for ...? Christmas New Year Easter

Place of work Lugar de trabajo ¿dónde trabajas? trabajo en ...

no muy bien

same as usual

how’s life?

¿cómo van las cosas? estoy bien, gracias

what have you been up to?

where do you work? I work in ...

not so well una oficina

an office

una tienda

a shop

how about you? and you? un restaurante

Asking where someone is Preguntando dónde está alguien ¿dónde estás? where are you? estoy ... I’m ... en casa at home en el trabajo at work en la ciudad in town en el campo in the countryside de tiendas at the shops en un tren on a train en la casa de Francisco at Francisco’s place

un banco una fábrica un servicio de llamadas trabajo desde casa

a restaurant a bank a factory a call centre I work from home

estoy haciendo prácticas de ... I’m training to be ... ingeniero an engineer (said by a man) ingeniera an engineer (said by a woman)

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‘Living the life’ Is it still cheaper in Spain? Can you afford to live the life in Spain?

and more, and the vast majority of it

population around you the cheaper your

Cost of living is an important considera-

well known brands from the UK where a

shopping bill gets and if you’re prepared

tion for anyone planning to live in Spain

cheaper, but just as good Spanish alter-

to take a trip to local markets you can bag

especially those looking to move on a full

native would be more than an adequate

even more bargain produce and signifi-

time basis.

substitute. The Spanish are also more

cantly reduce your costs.

Dave Bull looks into the costs of living in

likely to buy as they need and not over-

Those of us who have lived in Spain for a

both the UK and Spain and highlights just


little while manage to find a happy medi-

how expats can easily live a stress-free

It will also depend on where you live too of

um when buying our shopping and blend

and relatively less expensive life while still

course. Moving from perhaps a rural set-

our favourite products from back home

enjoying all that is best about this Euro-

ting in northern England to an apartment

with local produce. Marmite on Spanish

pean hotspot!

in, or near, a city will see your general

toast in the morning – perfect! One item

So does it still hold true that Spain is a

costs rise because cities are an expensive

that has increased relatively is the cost

cheaper place to live than the UK? To an-

place to live anywhere in the world. The

of fuel for motor vehicles has seen a rise

swer that we need to take several factors

trick is to compare like for like where pos-

that has made the price more comparable

into account, for example will you be liv-

sible, and if not be aware of increased,

with the UK – although Spain is still about

ing the same type of lifestyle when you

or maybe even decreased, expenditure –

17% cheaper overall.

start your new life in Spain? Or are you

depending on your choice of way of life


moving abroad to retire or wind down a

in Spain.

little and perhaps get a part-time job?

The costs of services, electricity, water,

If your lifestyle is likely to be different

Find the middle ground

rates and telephones are still generally a

when you make the move it is well worth

However, none of that answer the ques-

good deal cheaper in Spain than in the

taking into account the possibility that

tion about whether Spain is a cheap place

UK, although internet is still a little more

you could have far more leisure time on

to live but to answer that we need to com-

expensive with the monopoly of Movis-

your hands and budget, if necessary, ac-

pare, to only with the United Kingdom,

tar over and a free market now operat-


but also with how Spain has performed

ing, competition is driving prices to the

with regards to it being economically at-

consumer down in that sector too. When

Way of life

tractive, over recent years.

taken as a whole (including bottled gas)

Another thing to have in mind is that the

There is some evidence showing that the

the cost of an average sized apartment in

Spanish do live very economically with

gap in the cost of living between Spain

Spain would be almost 40% less expen-

most meals eaten at home with family

and UK has narrowed over recent years

sive to run than a comparable one back in

and, for most, one coffee or small beer

but not by very much and when it comes

the UK – and the rubbish bins are emptied

will last at least an hour if they are out

to spending you money in the shop – un-

every day in Spain!

with friends. Most leisure time too is

less you head off with the intention of

Looking at the average cost of electricity

spent inexpensively, often walks with

buying your favourite UK brands as you

per household in the UK, which in 2012

family or just meeting up for the afore-

did back home, then of course your till

was 120 pounds, and comparing it to

mentioned beverage, but not spending

receipt is not going to offer a true reflec-

Spain which was about the same num-

much more than the loose change they

tion of the difference in costs as if you

bers but in euros shows us that with the

carry. While we, as northern Europeans,

had replaced those items with alternative

arrival of competition in the power mar-

have a tendency to spend more than we

products more common to the Spanish

kets of Spain the traditionally high cost

need – I know when my family visit for


of electricity to the home is starting to be

a week there is always lots of items left

AS a general rule of thumb, the closer

reduced which can only be good for the

over; toothpaste, food, cartons of milk

your life is to the life of the local Spanish




On the menu

What about if you’re working?

Eating out in Spain is still very much

Wages of course will be a consideration

cheaper than back in the UK with so

and should also be taken into account if

many places vying for customers the

we are to truly compare the two coun-

competition (and therefore the quality

tries’ economies and while it still hold

too) is good for all and with a meal for

true that in Spain the average wage

two in a medium-priced restaurant work-

is still a far bit lower than that in the

ing out at around 25 euros for two peo-

UK at 1400 euros of disposable income

ple that compares very favourably but,

per month while in the UK it stands at

as I said at the start, it also depends on

around 1950 euros.

how often you go and if a weekly treat in

It should also be noted that the average

the UK turns into an almost daily event

worker in the UK needs to put in a shift

in Spain – you will be spending more.

of around 48 hours per week to attain

A menu del dia in any Spanish restau-

his income while the average Spanish

rant is pretty much a guarantee of value

working week is 39 hours – the Spanish

for money and if you shop around you

would rather earn less and have more

can often have lunch for two people and

time with the families, and that makes

you may still get change from a ten euro

for a great working philosophy.

note! So Spain really is still relatively cheap Getting around

from a cost of living point of view and

Fuel has increased in cost over recent

once compared to other western Euro-

years but still remains a good 20 cents

pean nations it is clear that by living the

less expensive than its Anglo equiva-

life that suits you, and preparing for it

lent and again one should consider how

accordingly, Spain is still an ideal des-

much we will be using a vehicle abroad

tination for not only its weather and

as often it is a lot less than back in the

healthy climate, but so you can afford

UK which when factored in with the less

to live the life you want to live in Spain

costly car tax in Spain (approximately

but without the stresses that come with

70% of the cost for a matching car be-

a high cost of living.

ing road taxed in the UK) and in-town

As I write the latest figures arrive on

parking costs roughly 50% of the price

my laptop showing the cost of living in

of parking on Britain’s cities streets it

Spain has actually come down in several

means that driving in Spain can be rel-

major sectors across the country. Some

atively inexpensive, and the roads are

tourist areas are reducing the costs of

also a lot quieter too! As a footnote I felt

items in shops to attract (and keep) the

I should mention that the public trans-

popular regions buzzing in the summer

port in Spain is relatively cheaper than


back in the UK with a train ride along the coast to Benidorm from Alicante (approximately 40 miles) costing just 22.70 euros.

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FASCINATING FACTS ABOUT... 1.The name Spain diverged from the

18. Juan Mica claims that his family were

which he does left-handed.

word Ispania, which means the land of

the first to invent the drink, called Nuez

33. Nadal was featured in Shakira’s mu-


de Kola Coca’, which he then took to the

sic video “Gypsy”

2. Spain has over 8000 km of beaches.

US and sold the recipe.

34. Nadal’s favorite movies are Titanic

3. There is no tooth fairy in Spain but rather a tooth mouse called Ratoncito

and The Gladiator.



(Yes, there are a lot of Nadal facts – but really, who can complain?)

4. They have highest number of bars out

19. The tennis player Rafael Nadal first

of all the countries in the EU.

picked up a racket at the age of 3.

5. Barcelona’s city hall provided 1 million

20. There’s a Facebook group called “I

euro to fund the movie Vicky Cristina

worship Rafael nadal’s biceps”

35. Spanish is the second most spoken


21. Nadal originally showed promise as

language in the world.

6. Christopher Columbus (the famous

a soccer player but gave it up at 12 to

36. There are 329 million native Spanish

explorer) is Spanish, but they have no

focus on tennis

speakers in the world.

idea where he was buried.

22. In 2003, a newly discovered asteroid

37. Spanish is spoken in 44 countries

7. Spain has the lowest population densi-

belt was named 128036 Rafaelnadal, in

(with at least 3 million native speakers

ty in western Europe (excluding Scandi-

his honor.

in each).


23. Javier Bardem was the first Spanish

38. After Latin, the language that has the

8. Spaniards are famous for their con-

actor to win an Oscar.

largest influence in Spanish is Arabic.

tributes to art, with famous Spanish

24. Penelope Cruz was the first Spanish

39. Spanish is expected to be the first

artists including Dali, Picasso, gaudi, el

actor to win an Oscar for best supporting

language of 50% of the population of the

Greco, and Goya

actress for Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

United States within 50 years.

9. Spain was not part of the first or sec-

25. Cruz and Bardem got married in

40. Spanish is the most popular foreign

ond world war.

2010 and have a son named Leo.

language to learn in America and Europe.

10. 40% of Spanish people between 17-

26. Many of the paintings by the Cata-

41. Approximately 100 million people

24 smoke.

lan artist augsti pugi appeared in Vicky

speak Spanish as a second language.

11. Spain is the country closest to Africa.

Cristina Barcelona.

42. There are two types of Spanish –

12. Spain produces 44% of the world’s

27. Enrique Iglesias is half Filipino, half

European Spanish and Latin American

olive oil.



13. Spaniards own more cars than cell

28. Enrique’s favorite movie is Raiders of

43. There are more native Spanish


the Lost Ark.

speakers than English.

14. Over 98% of the population used to

29. Antonio Banderas was a soccer play-

44. The Spanish language began on the

be roman catholic… presently it is around

er until he broke his foot at the age of 14

Iberian Peninsula, consisting of Spain,


and instead became a famous movie star

Portugal, Andorra and Gibraltar.

15. The Spaniards aren’t known for very

(not a bad alternative)

45. Every hour of every day over three

many inventions…but they did invent the

30. Also, in Spanish, Banderas means

thousand pedestrians stroll through Fon-



tanella-Portal del Àngel.

16. …and the beret!

31. Nadal is messy at home, and when

46. Spain is the only country in Europe

17. …and Chupa Chups! The famous

he was a teenager in Majorca, his mother

that produces bananas.

lollipops that line cash registers across

used to complain about his room.

47. Spain is the only country that has the

the world were initially created by the

32. Nadal is naturally right-handed,

sports bull fighting counted as a sport.

Catalonian Enric Bernat in 1958.

except when it comes to playing tennis,

48. Nearly 75% of the world’s saffron



ew t UndaegreN en m Man flower is grown in Spain

rivalry stems from Franco’s dictator-

49. Tomatoes, potatoes, avocadoes,

ship; Barcelona represented an opposi-

tobacco, and cacao, were all brought to

tion to Franco while Real Madrid was a

Europe (then spread around the world)

symbol of nationalism and was favored

by the Spaniards from their American

by the regime and Franco.


60. FC Barcelona is the biggest private-

50. Spain was one of the first European

ly owned stadium in the world (seating

countries to ban smoking in workplaces

100,000 people)

and bars (2006)

61. The 1992 summer Olympics were held in Barcelona.


62. Soccer is the most important sport. It’s also pretty much like a religion.

51. On May 15th all the single women

63. Real Madrid is the most popular

in Madrid visit the chapel called Ermita

club in the world with over 228 million

de San Isidro to prick their fingers with


pins and put it in a vessel, in order to

64. Real Madrid is also the richest club

find a husband.

in the world.

52. Same sex marriage has been legal in Spain since 2005.


53. 90% of prostitutes in Spain are illegal immigrants.

65. The name Madrid comes from the

54. Teenagers in Spain normally start

arabic “magerit” which means ‘place of

dating in groups when they’re 14.

many streams’.

55. The divorce rate in Spain is 17%

66. Madrid enjoys more cloudless days

(relatively low compared to over 50%

than almost any other city in Europe.

in the USA).

67. The population of Madrid is just

56. In Barcelona, on St George’s Day

over 6 million…which is more than the

(23 April) it was custom to exchange a

population of some countries, such as

book and a rose with the person they

Norway, Ireland, Scotland, denmark.


68. In Ibiza, tourists spend about 1430 million euros each year.


69. One in every five citizens registered


in Ibiza lives in an isolated house in the country.

57. Club president Joan Laporta, a self-proclaimed nationalist, requires all foreign Barça players to learn Catalan. 58. Fans of FC Barcelona are known as culés, the Catalan word for ‘ass’ 59. The two most successful Spanish football teams, FC Barcelona and Real Madrid are also fierce competitors. The


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1. BULBS This is one of my favorite free printable logic puzzles with a real life solution. There are three switches downstairs. Each corresponds to one of the three light bulbs in the attic. You can turn the switches on and off and leave them in any position. How would you identify which switch corresponds to which light bulb, if you are only allowed one trip upstairs? 2. A PING-PONG BALL IN A HOLE Your last good ping-pong ball fell down into a narrow metal pipe imbedded in concrete one foot deep. How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, your shoe-laces, and your plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe? 3. THE BALL ball puzzle How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn’t bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you.

1.Keep the first bulb switched on for a few minutes. It gets warm, right? So all you have to do then is ... switch it off, switch another one on, walk into the room with bulbs, touch them and tell which one was switched on as the first one (the warm one) and the others can be easily identified. 2. All the tools are random things that are not going to help you. All you have to do is pour some water into the pipe so that the ball swims up on the surface. And if you say that you don’t have any water, then think about what you drank today and if you can use that somehow. 3. Throw the ball straight up in the air SOLUTIONS:

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1. Dems opposite 5. Tie 9. Indian tea state 14. Relating to the ear 15. Scintilla 16. Bessie’s favorite wild ruminant? 17. Bessie’s favorite tune? 19. Peels 20. Glove material 21. Food critic’s concern 23. Appropriate 25. Possessed 26. Most retiring 29. She can’t be married 34. Russian news agency 35. Word with phone or block 37. Raccoon relative 38. ___ roll 39. What Bessie will do at a bovine bash? 41. Stanley Cup org. 42. House bug 44. Put together 45. Pulitzer Prize novelist, James ___ 46. Lake state 48. Fix origami, maybe 50. Que.’s neighbor 51. Sow mate 52. Absence of pain 57. Hitachi rival 61. Flat 62. Where Bessie finds bliss? 64. Bessie’s favorite Bond? 65. Long 66. Advantage 67. Kournikova and Freud 68. Survivor’s first word? 69. Red and Black


1. Stir up 2. Europe’s tallest volcano 3. Brad 4. Plans secretly 5. Faint 6. Perch 7. Not beneath 8. Arab equivalent of an arroyo 9. Surroundings 10. Euphemism for a scum bag 11. Tender 12. Quizzes 13. Eyesore 18. Maiden name users, often 22. Tai’s follower 24. Score 26. Bee bee? 27. Saigon’s adversary, once 28. Stern 29. US painter, John F. ___ 30. Trudge 31. Argentine dance 32. Lucy’s landlady 33. Irked 36. “Kate and Allie” role 39. Building material 40. Goose egg 43. Third world menace 45. Cottage styles 47. Corp. swallowed by Verizon 49. Assuage 51. Cleanse 52. ___ mater 53. Light gas? 54. Bard’s river 55. ___ dish 56. Move slowly

It's EASY!


1. They might involve shills 6. Taco topper 11. Footballer Parseghian 14. Artwork supporter 15. Basket material 16. Turkish headgear 17. Painful trespassers 19. Libra mo. 20. ___hoo 21. Like Cinderella’s stepsisters 22. Ham it up 24. Painful embassy employee 26. Inherited 28. Got___ (Surprise!) 29. Laugh, perhaps 30. Vague 33. Painful stands 37. Soft drink 38. Mohammed’s markets 39. Likely 40. Painful sandals 43. Get together 45. Mosque masters 46. Croak 47. Paint remover 50. Painful fruit 54. More rustic 55. Troubles 56. Mel who’s in many crosswords 57. UK award 58. Painful, moldable stuff 62. Sec. relative 63. Actor Buchholz of “The Magnificent Seven” 64. A type of 52 down 65. Short for coolers 66. Cathartic plants 67. Twisted cotton thread


1. “Hasta la vista!” 2. Voyageur’s vessel 3. Hefner’s neckwear, perhaps 4. Debussy’s “La ___” 5. Like a layabout 6. Pedestal 7. Covered in residue 8. Golfer’s concern 9. Spanish 101 verb 10. Poison in a play title 11. ...Alive, Magic Is ___ (Leonard Cohen) 12. Straight, pref. 13. People conquered by Cortez 18. ___ Khan 23. Speed freak’s drug 25. Bacon is known to do it 26. Gates, et al 27. Schedule abbreviations 29. Epoxy and mucilage 30. Test drive stat. 31. Proof of debt 32. Vichy, e.g. 33. Jakob ___, founder of modern theosophy 34. Attention 35. Shoulder fired weapon, for short 36. Sault ___ Marie 38. Check out 41. Part of a ceremony 42. Type of shrub 43. Vaporous 44. Common Market, abbr. 46. Bucks 47. It might make your mouth water 48. Three dimensional 49. Nice places 50. Wordsmiths 51. Pawns 52. Type of 64 across 53. Upright slab 55. Like an owl 59. Company with millions of members 60. For 61. Once was Clay

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stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I’ve been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream red rock chips)? I’m an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time. 3. Clumsiness: Unless you’re subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It’s completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock. 4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening’s debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, Vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way Interfere with my daily activities. Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You’ve been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don’t know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Friday 3pm (prehappy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

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